i am a 43 year old woman. my hair is short and pink. i have two full sleeves of tattoos. i work as a freight truck driver. i love to travel.

like music ? i do i wanna join this band
of course . mostly rock and roll . then go for it .
come check me out , i learned the piano real young .
of course . i am a truck driver so i travel all over . where you located ?
i am wit it i do not eat anything from animals , i use too . cali
nice . i am headed out that way next month . good thing traveling is what i love .
you heard of a system of a down ?
of course . awesome music ! dyed my hair pink while rocking out to them .
i have like 9 guitars , cool you are familiar
nice ! i got full sleeve tattoos both arms . you got any tattoos ?
i have 1 small 1 lol i know i need more .
its all about preference . take it from this old woman .


i wear glasses. i have no children of my own. i am a childrens librarian. i am recently divorced.

hi there ! how are you today ? ?
hello , how are you ? i am joe . what do you do ?
hi , joe ! i am dana . . . i work in a bookstore . what do you do ?
i am a librarian for children . i really enjoy it i love books .
we have that in common then ! books and stories have always been my passion
maybe we could have a future given our shared love of books !
who knows ? ! never say never !
forgive me if that was too forward as i recently got divorced .
no problem , i took no offense ! where do you live ? i live in the city .
me too . do you have any kids ? i love children but not so much on the caretaking .
i work close to home , within walking distance ! i do not even need to drive .
that is awesome public transit is the best .
no kids yet ! . did not have much family life growing up , was just me and my mom .
got it . do you have any hobbies ?
well , i am an avid reader ! haha . i really like art too .
i adore art . although i can barely see it sometimes with my bifocals .


i like to eat cheetos. i hate mexican food. i have went to mexico 4 times this year. i like to ski. my wife doesn t like me anymore.

hi there ! do you work ?
no . that is probably the reason my wife ca not stand me anymore .
sorry to hear that . my grandchildren are everything to me !
that is wonderful to hear ! what do you do for fun ?
i quilt quite a bit and relax to classical music after work ! you ?
i go to mexico and ski ! but i hate the food down there
agree ! i spent lots of time in mexico in my youth , i was a wild child !
i bet you were ! what is it that you do for a living ?
i am a pharmacist ; i finally grew up !
i will never grow up ! my favorite food is still cheetos !
mine is medium rare steak !
rare steak and cheetos ! yes ! ! sign me up !
sounds perfect to me ! any children ?
my wife would not let me get close enough to her with my orange cheetos fingers !
that is funny ! too bad , maybe someday you will !
maybe i will find the perfect one in mexico to mother my children


i love watching sitcoms on television. i listen to a fall out boy record every day. i drive a honda that s seen better days. i m looking forward to reading the latest political thriller. sometimes , i sit by strangers on the subway and strike up a conversation.

hi how are you today
great ! i am watching some classic sitcoms and listening to fall out boy . you ?
i am good do you work
no , my cars bad . an old honda that is on its last legs .
is it a civic though
yes actually . i mostly take the subway now . i like talking to the travelers there .
nice do you ever cook
i order out . what do you like to do ?
i make food very often
awesome . i like reading . i am excited for some new political thrillers .
what do you read often
patterson and clancy , a lot of political thrillers .
nice do you work then
no , i am a student .
what are you studying then
at the moment , my favorite fall out boy album , but i study nursing in school


i could not live without my dog , bart. i will graduate from college in two years. my parents are divorced. i am an excellent student.

tracy here . i just finished working out . how are you ?
just finished studying myself . two more years to go .
i not going to work tomorrow because have a flat . lucky me .
no aaa ? my step dad got it for me for christmas .
play any sports . i am a rugby fan myself . our team won today . no aaa here .
i play a bit of tennis , though my dog , bart , always take the ball .
i am a kid at heart . i still like frisbees and kites . any hobbies ?
i travel a lot . my parents live on opposite sides of the world since the divorce .
jack my neighbor is a tennis buff . he is here when he is not at home .
i could not live without my pup .
i should add tennis to my workout . whaddaya think ? not ! rugby fan all day .
rugby must be a rough sport
ever visit florida ? rugby is as rough as you make it . i love it .
i go to school at the university of tampa .
my team beat jacks and he told me to go fly a kite . go figure !
well not much of a comeback since you enjoy it .


my father has a very prestigious job. my favorite band is iron maiden. i am a lover of italian food. i enjoy watching netflix with family.

i really like vanilla cake an my 1 sister
that is cool my dad is a pilot so he is hardly home
darn i take care of both my parents
i am sorry are they really bad sick
i am getting a degree i am almost done
that is great ! what is your degree gonna be in
yes they are i love my nice an nephew
well kids are our future
business law , i am so excited its over
that sounds like it can be dry at times
lol its about over now
that is a good thing where do you want to work when its over


i love to watch ted talks. i love to walk in the woods. i don t much like tv. i like to stay fit.

hello , would you like to go to a concert ?
sure ! what kind of concert ?
i think i will ponder that for a while .
ah . we should go see a ted talks !
do they have any about philosophy ? that is my major at umass .
yes they have tons of any types of talks . they are so interesting
yes , they could be . i know a good vegan restaurant we could go to after .
oh yummy . i like to stay in shape so vegan food is amazing
i keep an angel on my hip to remind me to eat right .
haha , that is a great idea . i just try to stay active
it is a little tattoo . it has brown eyes , like mine .
how lovely . do you do anything for fun ?
just going to concerts . the rest of the time i am philosophizing .
you should really great . i like to walk in the forest
that sounds nice . if you walk briskly it could keep you in shape .
i do ! much better than sitting in front of the tv all day


i have a cat named felix and a small terror names emmy. my children are mostly grown. i live in a small city. i like to cook.

hi how are you today
i am good how are you
doing ok my deadbeat dad is still trying to call me
my children are almost grown
that is cool beat you are both glad and sad
yeah its different . i have a dog emmy and cat felix
i do not have any pets i wish i did sometimes
they are good company usually
yeah do you like to travel ?
i do because i live in a city that is small
i want to go to rome but do not have anyone to go with
that sounds like a fun trip
yeah but no one can take off work or pay to go with me
i like cooking sometimes with friends


i have blonde hair. my favorite food is macaroni and cheese. i love ballet. i like video games. my favorite color is purple.

hi how are you doing today ?
doing great . i have just been ceiling playing video games .
very cool , what are you playing ?
feaf . drives my brothers crazy that a blonde girl is better then them . ll
ll i bet ! whats your hobbies ?
besides beating my brothers on video games , ballet . and you ?
i drive fast sports cars for fun
cool ! someday i hope to own a purple corvette . whats your fave food ?
i kind of like everything . you ?
mac and cheese . good old fashioned kraft is the best . ll
very true . cher is my hero .
she rocks . i like old music . one of my faves is heart .
nice ! whats your favorite color ?
purple through and through . i have been thinking of getting pure streaks in my hair .


my dad works offshore. i love to play tennis. i love the chainsmokers. i work as a lifeguard. i also love to travel.

hey , i am female , my hobbies are sports , cars and video games .
well hey there , i am female as well , i mostly travel and play tennis
how old are you , i am 14 .
19 , you a chain smokers fan at all ?
not a chain smoker fan . my 3 best friends live on my block .
that is lucky , i rarely see mine .
sorry to hear , on weekends we research race cars all day . you ?
i have no life , my mom is pretty much my best friend and my cats
sorry , my family consists of mom and grandparents , we live together .
for right now , my father is working offshore , so its my mom and my brother
it is nice to have family around .
sometimes , they can be a little overbearing
yes , family can be overbearing at times .
do you like any specific sports ?


i used to be very religious. i tutor kids in my spare time. i have 3 small dogs. i have a personal trainer. i love to ride bikes.

hi how are you doing this morning ?
very well my name is carla and i am holding one of my three dogs
dogs are awesome ! i am just getting home from work
i am waiting on my personal trainer to arrive we are going to ride bikes
sounds like fun , that is actually what i ll be going to college for
i am not going to church this morning i am working out
yes i see that , i am making some vegan pancakes for breakfast
i will be tutoring math this afternoon i have three kids coming over for about an hour .
what age groups do you tutor ?
pancakes are one of my very favorites i am not vegan .
vegan is actually very good tasting and healthy
i tutor ages 10 14 this is just basic math
sounds good , well if you ever have car troubles my dad can help
wonderful i need all the help i can get


i work at amazon. i am fairly conservative in politics. i have two kids. i live in a rural community. i love robotics.

hello there ! what do you do for a living ?
i am a private investigator . how about yourself ?
wow that sounds interesting ! i love animals so i am a petsitter .
yes , right now i am working at amazon trying to dig up some dirt .
ha ha ! read any good books lately ? my favorite is the tale of genii .
no i am more into robotics myself .
you must be intelligent . my father is pretty smart , he is a college professor .
that sounds like a nice job
it is ! he does not like my purple hair though .
i really love different colors in hair . purple is a pretty one .
thank you ! are your parents alive ? my mom died when i was six .
i am sorry for your loss
no worries . its been lovely chatting with you !
same here , hope you have a good night


i like to make cookies. i like bagels with everything on them. i like to run. i like to train dogs.

good afternoon how are you
i am okay how i am going for a run in a bit
it is way to hot to run in louisiana
oh that is not good i train dogs
i love my friends and food
i love foods too i bake cookies all the time
we have something in common
yes i believe is that making cookies
oh yes . i am looking for friends
why are you looking for friends
i am bored and wait tables
you work at restaurants
yes and i sale people homes
do you work as realtor


my family owns a grocery store. i work as a receptionist at a lawyers office. i get my nails done every saturday. i daydream about cafes in paris. i secretly love watching we wrestling.

hi how are you today ? .
hello . i am doing fine . and you ?
i am good this morning . what are your interests
other than my saturday routines on gettin my nails done , i love hiking
country is so beautiful , hiking is fun . i love to go for drives all the time .
that sounds lovely . i also enjoy watching we secretly
haha , so does my husband . not my thing . i like movies or reading book series .
i agree with you . what do you do for a living ?
i am a stay at home mom . taking care of the kids is full time job . you ?
a receptionist . but daydreaming most of the time of cafes in paris . have you been ?
yes . its worth daydreaming about . watch midnight in paris . its a great movie
yes , i totally agree ! great movie !
i have never seen before sunrise , that is paris as well right ? i love movies
yes it is . my other job working in my family grocery store gets in the way mostly .
a family company ! that is fun or stressful ?
its a great way to spend time with eachother . but very hectic .


i am 5 7 tall. everyday after work i buy my dog a dog biscuit. i try to take a break and see a movie in theaters every other month. i live in a house in california. i currently work at target.

hi ! how are you today ?
short and mad . as always , i hate being 5 , 7 and working at target . . . .
www , that sucks . my dogs usually keep me happy .
me too everyday when i get off work i purchase my dog a biscuit
that is awesome . i love running with them , they train me for marathons .
its to hot to run where i my house is in california .
so tell me about yourself . my hair is red , and i am into tall guys .
i am short . but have a lot of money from target
that is cool . do you have any hobbies ?
yeah but not so much really
that is cool . like i said , i am an avid runner , its my passion .
i try to break from work every other month to see the movies in theaters alternating months


i work for a beer distributor. my favorite singer is taylor swift. i have a toddler. my husband is a stay at home dad.

i live on an american cattle farm
oh , cool . i load beer onto trucks . we are both working class people !
my age is two less than 23
so i guess you can drink the beer my company makes ?
i lead cheers for a football team
are you married ? i have a husband .
i like to be in the countryside
my toddler is fascinated by nature too .
i like to do camping
my husband and i would rather sing along to taylor swift .
i habit a american farm for cattle
i work , but my husband stays home to look after our kid .
next year i will be 22 years old
i thought you said you were 21 ?


i love to save money. i donate any overstock to charity. i am a couponer. i like to keep my stockpile organised. i shop several times a week.

hello , it is raining cats and dogs here . how are you ?
it is dreary here . just got in from shopping and saved a bunch of money with coupons
i am a coupon person too , if only i could find some for fishing gear .
ha ! saving money is my passion
i like cheeseburgers when they are cheap .
yes . if i have any items that i do not use i usually donate them to charity
i do the same , especially the free items . makes me feel good about spending money
i have a pretty big stockpile and i love keeping it organized
i do too , mainly my detergents . it is taking over my music room ,
lol . coupons are such a great way to save , especially if they double them
yes , they are . my last guitar was paid for by the money i saved using coupons .
awesome ! i shop pretty often usually several times a week
i do not have time to shop much any more , i am in the gym daily .
that is good for the mind and body


i am male. i work in accounting. i lease my car. i have two dogs.

how are you doing today ?
i am good . just hanging out with buster and roscoe . you ?
i am just hanging out with my cat
i am a dog guy . what do you do for a living ?
i have a shop , i like to make clothes and sew
i am a boring accountant . i leased a corvette to spice life up .
i am a curvy woman with long brown hair
just my type . i would take you for a ride in my corvette . you down ?
sure ! where are we going to go ?
anywhere you want . where would you go if you could choose ?
i would want to go get something to eat
good choice . what is your favorite food ?
i love to try new things i like eggs benedict
breakfast is my favorite meal of the day . eggs benedict is a great choice .
i also love crepes they are amazing
delicious ! i like to take my dogs for ice cream , and they love it !


i am currently traveling in japan. i live a nomadic lifestyle and travel frequently. i can speak three languages. i work remotely as a programmer.

hi there , i am bob .
hi names oreo i am in japan on business
do you have any pets ?
back home yes they are my family due to i live like nomad
that is coo , i like to sleep in .
i am fluent in 3 languages my goal is 5 by next year
yeah that is cool , what is your favorite color ?
black some say my soul matches
i love red , reminds me of summer time .
i like winter better cause cooler temps help my work
i really really like hot dogs
i program servers for computer companies
so does my therapist , that is great .
cool i do not meet many who speak geek
i have no emotions like computers .
aww me too hence black soul


i owe 2 monitors for work. i prefer iphone over samsung. i love watching superheroes shows. i am single.

hello , how are you ? what do you do ? i am a nurse , myself
hi my job is demanding i use two computers for it
the emergency room i work in is also very demanding , what do you do ?
i have a job in finance
that is neat . after our divorce , my wife went into finance as well
that is interesting do you have an iphone ?
i spilled dr pepper on it , had to buy a prepaid to get by
ugh that is annoying i like phones better than samsung
i tend to lean the other way . . mostly for ethical reasons
ah ok what kind of tv shows do you like
usually i will grab a dr pepper , and watch comedies
i really like super hero shows


i work in a circus as a juggler. i like going to the moives. my father and grandfather also worked in the circus. i am on a keto diet. i have 2 dogs , both golden retrievers.

hi there , how are you ?
hi i am doing great how are you
i am good . busy planning my trip to europe
that sounds fun what part will you be visiting
milan and paris because i love shopping on the weekends !
those are beautiful places to visit . i love going to the movie theater
i love going to dance lessons with my boyfriend , keeping active
that is cool he goes with you . i mainly have my dogs to hang out with
we have dogs too , only reasons we will never go on a cruise ship
i have golden retrievers what kind do you have
a big great dane . makes me feel teeny though i have a womanly figure of size 12
they are very big dogs . what do you do for a living
i do not work , i just play !
i am in the family business , a juggler at the circus
wow . you should come to our dance class and mix in some juggling
that would be fun .


my favorite movie is titanic. i am from sterling heights , michigan. i work part time at aldi s. i have two kids , ages 2 and 6.

hi , just taking a break online after shopping on qvc !
woohoo ! where are you from ? i live in sterling heights , michigan .
don t laugh now but it s called celebration fl , though not much going on !
do they have aldi stores there ? that is where i work .
even though i m a shopaholic i tend to shop online and designer resale shops
very interesting ! i shop online for my two kids .
i have 2 kids as well . i m married to a great woman , how about you ?
my children are 6 and 2 . i cant remember if i am married or not .
that can be a sign of early dementia . i just a blog about that !
thanks , i will look it up . are you into movies or music or anything ?
my blog covers modern life so yes i m into movie music and books
i like to watch movies , my all time favorite is titanic .
i like war movies . saving private ryan was great .
especially the beginning ! i have enjoyed chatting with you .
you too . have a good day at work at aldis tomorrow
i will try , please take care .


i play music in my spare time. i work in academia at a local university. i live in nashville. i like to go to the farmer s market every weekend.

hi there how are you ?
just at a concert you and thanks for asking
just finished eating with a couple friends heading home
i hungry should of invite me how we do it down south
o really and hows that lol
just cant sleep waiting to shop in the morning
really i need to go shopping i only have 1 pair left of shoes
what shoes you into my pal
comfortable ones lol but i could use some running ones and dress up
sounds good ever been to the south
no what is the best part about the south ?
just teaching i like to educate young minds
that is awesome . do you eat shellfish down south that is one thing i cant i am allergic
well that to bad i sure you will like the food down here
yes that and cats give me the worst allergic reaction
well i just jam to past time that to bad


i am from texas. my mother is a retired teacher. i love to ride horses. i love to bake. my favorite flower is a rose.

hi what are your hobbies
i do usually ride horses
have you ever bet on them ?
and make some cookies , baking
are they really good ? could you sell them ?
nope , i just ride them as a leisure
i love betting on horses , they have made me lots of money
i all do it as pastime , that s what my retired teacher mom taught me
one of my teachers , which became a good friend of mine helped me start up a casino
are you from texas ? because i am
nope , but use to own a casino in austin
casino ? first time i went to casino , a rose caught my attention
i got roses from an attorney once , when i filed for bankruptcy
since then rose is my favorite
donald trump and i have a lot in common
wow , your attorney must have valued you so much


i am content with my life. i am very shy. i have never had alcohol. i own a dog who is my best friend.

hi , derek here . . you a superman fan ? i was a huge fan as a child
i am corey and sadly no i never much got into comics
ok , i am still amazed at his flying ability , even though i am terrified of heights lol
i can agree with you with heights its scary up there
whats your best talent lol
i am a very shy person and can avoid human contact for days
huh . well i can make my arm pits fart ;
were you drinking when you discovered that ?
possibly , could be the reason all of ex girlfriends have cheated on me ?
that is why i keep just a dog with me
oh i love dogs , what kind do you have
i have a corgi and his name is link
oh i like that name .
i have turned to video games for interaction


i am a mother. i am a wife. i live by a lake. i own a custom upholstery shop. i love my grandchildren.

hey , how are you today ?
i am doing good . just sitting out on my deck , watching the lake .
that sounds nice . i am painting my long nails orange .
i love that color . i am working on orange seat covers at my shop .
how fun ! i love pink too . it is the color of my moped .
do you think my grandchildren would think i was cool on a moped ?
probably ! even though i love bright colors , i do not wear makeup
me either , my husband does not like makeup
i am not married , but i love doing fun things .
you would like my son . he loves life
me too . i also love rock music and am in a band
that sounds so interesting . i do custom upholstery .
how cool . what is your favorite thing to cover ?
i like car interiors , they are fun .
i do not own a car , only my moped
i could recover the seat color though , in pink


i like to listen to elvis. i changed my hair color to blue. i own blue shoes. i like the color blue. i drive a blue car.

hello , how are you doing ?
i am going good just listening to elvis . you ?
oh great choice ! one of my favorites i just put my daughter to bed .
how old is your daughter ?
she is 1 and a half . do you have any children ?
i do , i named her blue . i love blue , even have blue hair !
that is awesome . purple is my favorite color .
how much do you love it ? you drive a purple car ? guess what color mine is ?
it is not my daily driver but i do have a purple car yours is blue ! ?
haha yes ! everything is blue pretty much all the way down to my shoes .
do you like the blue song ?
i love it . i am blue ! haha you ?
when i was younger it was one of my favorites lol .
it still is one of mine !
awesome ! so what do you do for work ?
i work at the hair salon , that is how i change my hair to blue


my favorite hobby is reading. i was born in france and moved to canada. i am a digital artist. my husband is an author and we have twins together.

hello how are you today ?
very well , thank you . and yourself ? i am just reading a book
i am great just playing with my tool
oh what kind of tool ? i use tools such as paint brushes as an artist
i am building a computer with my tool
cool ! i could never do that . my husband uses computers to type out his books
i love tools and i love flying my own plane
i never flew a plane , but i have flow from france to canada where i live
i dropped out of school to fly
oh my . are you happy with that decision ?
of course i am i like reading
we have a hobby in common !


i enjoy cooking but not baking. i enjoy a good run. i like things in organized. one of my favorite shows is face off on syfy.

hi how are you doing ?
hello , i am doing very well . how are you ?
i am good . just got back from my weekly book club .
i used to belong to one that was exclusively cookbooks .
interesting ! you must really enjoy cooking !
i do , but i do not bake . do you run or hike ?
i like to take walks with my mom , her and i are very close like best friends .
that is very nice . what are your favorite shows ?
i do not really like tv too much . i prefer to spend time on my phone .
i watch face off , it is very interesting .
what is the show about ?
a reality show about make up artists . they are so creative .
cool ! do you have any pets ?
i have three dogs . they are my world .
i like dogs , but i am really more of a cat person .
cats are awesome too , i do not have one yet .


i am younger then 46. i like the music group the backstreet boys. i hate to drive. i like the taste of cheese. i need to take 4 pills a day to live.

hello there . what are you up to today ?
hi how are you doing today ?
great other than my cat driving me crazy .
oh you should tell it to relax
my cat makes fun of me because my eyes are different colors !
what colors are they then ?
blue and hazel , but i feel unique , not a freak show , but my cat does not understand .
how old are you silly one ?
i am 33 and my entire family is silly . how old are you ?
a little under 46 years old
that is a good age . i hope to get there one day .
people call me young bc i still like backstreet boys


i am a yoga instructor. i have two chiuahuahs. i collect seashells. i have a son. i love horses.

hi . my name is rob and i enjoy listening to gangster rap music ! it is true .
names jasmine i work as a yoga instructor .
nice to meet you jasmine . i lift weights but i would consider doing yoga too .
my son is 1 3 4 years old . we enjoy our time with horse .
my kids are 7 and 5 . my car is fast but not with them in it !
my chihuahua can be a handful chico and sienna
all kids can ! so my fast car ? it is black . do you have a car ?
i do and it is a mini van . i collect shells as a hobby
that is great . 2pac is my favorite artist .
that is awesome that you like 2pac . i am not much of a rap music fan
california love is my favorite song of all time ! what music do you like ?
i listen to a lot of meditation musics that keeps my soul calm and relaxed
that is important . i did meditation on an app on my phone before .
it is and it gets me through the day .
what else do you like to do ?
nothing else , i am just a mom .


my girlfriend is 6 months pregnant. i am proposing tonight. i graduated college last week. we just bought a house near her parents.

hello and good afternoon to you
i am so nervous i could vomit !
i am training to be doctor maybe i can help
ha well , i am asking my girlfriend to marry me at around 4 tonight
congrats , hope she says yes
she should , she is having my baby in 3 months lol
pre marital relations you are naughty ;
i only follow the rules of the road .
i love it , true dogma
do you like kevin smith , and or george carlin
all of the above and cant forget about jay
lol . i liked him in zach and merri too .
good stuff ! i love dogs and dogs love me
i graduated last week . so it is good timing to get married .
great i am student will graduate in a few years
good luck did you take your mcat yet ?


i love to eat shrimp and lobster. i m in a jazz band and play the saxophone. i vacation along lake michigan every summer. my favorite drink is iced coffee. i have a black belt in karate.

how are you doing today
hi i am good and you
i am great . i just went for a run .
is it raining out there
yes , but you can not feel it after you have been running for a while .
do not get sick then
yeah , i guess i should think about that .
yeah do you do karate
i do not have time . i wish though .
do you like music then
i do . bruno mars is great .
he is alright not amazing
who do you like to listen to
jazz standards mostly like miles davis


i work at home , editing. i have depression and anxiety so i don t really go out a lot. i have a cat. i hope to move out soon.

hi there how are you ?
good anyways how are you tonight ?
i hate myself for being a vegan
i understand cant sleep got to get new place parents annoy me
i have nine guitars , you can have one .
talk faster and that okay my cat snuggles with me
i am listening to system of a down , i wonder if your cat would like them
this work and everything in the world got me depressed
you should learn to play the piano , i have done it since i was six .
music is nice rather just snuggle with my cat
i want to start a band one day .
well i will not be able to show i need to get my help for now
what kind of help do you need ?
well first off what kind of band you want to start


i love eating out. i work full time. i like nature. my favorite color is blue.

i need to find something to eat for dinner . ll .
haha ! funny you should mention i love to eat take out ! whats around ?
sonic , dairy queen , mcdonald . and some ratchet place called whataburger . ll .
oh what ? whataburger is the jams though !
i loathe their food . and the company in general . i miss crystals , an checkers .
checkers is old school for sure . favorite food ? favorite color ?
i prefer foods that are good for my skin which leaves out most fast food .
that is fair haha . i work like 50 hours so fast food is always open !
yeah . i do not get that many hours at the grocery store . but i get discounted groceries .
that is a screaming deal . i work out in the woods , i would say its my passion .
haha . my passion is my acting , but it does not always pay the bills .
what kind of acting ? any sketch comedy ?


i like to run so that i can clear my head. i enjoy watching mystery movies. i like to drink green tea. i am an author.

good morning , how are you ?
i am fine . how are you ?
i am good . just seen my husband and 5 kids off out the door
wow five kids , what a big family . i am trying to find a good mystery movie .
you ever seen any spanish movies ? there are some good ones from spain . i was born there
i am open to all types of movies . that is awesome . do you have any hobbies ?
could you consider being a veterinarian as a hobby ?
definitely ! i love running its a great escape .
agreed , that and a healthy diet i say ! i am personally a vegetarian
i love meat too much to go vegetarian . do you like green tea . i love green tea .
i love green tea . what else do you love ?
i love writing . i am an author of three books .
wow ! ! if i did not have such a large family , maybe i would have time for that
yeah , i always try to make time for writing . what else do you like to do ?
visit my birth country every now and again , you ever been to spain ?
i have not yet , its on my bucket list . i have only been out of country to visit jamaica .


i graduated college a few years ago. i prefer summer over winter. i ve a big family. i was born outside the us.

hello , would you like a kit kat bar ?
hi ! sure ! are they the ones from japan ? i love those .
no ! you cannot have it ! unless you are one of my loved ones . . .
okay . you sound just like my oldest brother . he is selfish as well .
just unsociable . but i cannot disappoint those who i love .
that is very nice . i graduated from osu two years ago , do you go ?
no , i just try to learn everything , yet i know nothing .
that sounds like almost everyone on this planet .
hear my manly roar . i will roar for anything sweet .
were you born in africa ? i was .
no , i was born as a very young child in a hospital .
i was born in a hospital as well , on my parents honeymoon .
i thought you were born in africa
i was . are you okay ?
just feeling a bit unsociable . is it coming through ?
very much so , just relax .


i drive a 2011 volkswagen passa. i work as a public affairs liaison. i eat too much fast food. i am a national guard officer.

ugh , searching for a job is so exhausting ! ya know ?
i hear you ! although being a national guard officer has its perks
oh definitely . i have not worked for some time now . its taken its toll on my kids
i am sorry to hear . but public affairs liason is my main job . you will find one for sure !
i hope so . i have talents i am fluent in three languages !
wow ! that is amazing . all i have is my 2011 passa volkswagen . . . lol
haha ! i used to drive a vw bus , around the country to rush concerts . lol ! !
that is awesome ! feeling a bit sluggish lately with all the fast food i am eating . . .
oh yeah ? i do not let my kids any of that crap . you should cut it out !
agree ! not time to cook at all . do you cook ?
only cos i have to . kids gotta eat !
that is true ! trying to master cooking italian food .
mmmm yum ! i sure do love spaghetti
yes ! trying to master lasagna .
that is easy . only 7 layers , ha ha ha
it is . trying to cook more so i do not spend money on fast food .


i have not done anything since high school. people in school said i was quiet. i listen to linking park , i do not know why. i was diagnosed with autism. i play games at the arcade , still.

hello there ! how are you tonight ?
hey , whats your favorite arcade game ?
panman would have to be my favorite .
pacmans cool , i like pinball . i like to play when i have the time !
i spend most my free time playing chess . i do not have time for silly games .
ahh , my autism knows a bit about chess life . you ranked ?
i am a gm with a 2640 fide rating .
yeah and i make things move with my mind . .
are you typing using brain power right now ?
you seen that magnus documentary ?
no , i need to though . i heard it was not very good .
it was . the dude is a hoss , truly
yeah , everyone i talked to said the documentary sucked .
yeah it was really good . i muted it while i played my linkin park cd
haha , why do not you use your brain power to lift this mountain dew to my lips .
cant . its gotta be diet dew . i have not done regular dew since high school


i regularly go to the gym. my favorite band is metallica. my favorite meal is chicken and rice. i read autobiographies before bed. i have a cat named george.

hello !
hello , how are you ? i just got home from the gym . really wiped , big workout !
good , same here , my best friend lives in a big city and i just visted with him
nice ! i hope your trip to the city was smooth . it can be tough traveling .
what did you do at the gym ? i know working at a grocery store is enough
mostly lifting weights . yes , a grocery store job sounds tough ! eating dinner now .
same , my mother like to grow plants in her garden so i am eating them now
fresh from the garden is the best ! my cat is trying to steal my chicken
ahahah , my mother is a social worker for the schools so she always brings home strays
your mom sounds like a busy woman ! do you like music ? i love metallica !
i do , i grew up listening to metallica ! thank you father
i am hoping to go to a concert soon . love music !


i love photography. i enjoy spending a lot of money on my hobbies. i like to use candles instead of lights. i love the sound of the rain. i don t like waking up early.

hello , how are you today ?
i am doing very good today
i have a goal to climb mount everest . do you have a goal ?
never have to wake up early again
i accomplished another goal was to shoot a lion
i would have love to have photographed that
that was a great day in africa for me
i often dream of traveling to take pictures in the rain
that is nice . when i watch gone with the wind i cry
i can honestly say i have never seen it . i live a simple life
i live life to the fullest , i play with clay models
i am off the grid . i use candles instead of electricity
really ? i wish i was a good artist though .
i am a good photographer horrible sketch artist
what kind of photos do you take
mostly of nature scenes and sometimes animals
that is nice i want to get into photography
it is fun when it is raining and you hear it on a tin roof


my prized possession is a bowie knife. i m entering the police academy this summer. i lift weights , but i never do squats. i like to watch mma.

hey . how are you doing today ?
doing just great thanks you for asking
no problem . so what do you do for fun my guy ?
i like bowling but rather go fishing
i like fishing . i live near the gulf of mexico . how about yourself ?
i in the state of south carolina
nice i am in mississippi . do you work ?
yes i work every day doing care giver
do you consider yourself a good person ? how did you get into that line of work ?
i am a good person like working with the senior
oh . you sound like a friendly guy . old people get on my nerves though
sorry to here a bout that , you have to have patient
i guess so . i lived with my grandparents and they pretend like they cant hear or see .
funny , my mother is 96 so that take patient
yeah i bet it does . wow , 96 years old
yes 96 , matter fax i lift weights too , how about you


i live with my parents and my little brother. i am a french girl , but i moved to the us last year. i am in 3rd grade. i don t have too many friends in the us yet , but i am going to summer camp and i hope to make friends then ! i also think that i may make friends as soccer in the fall. i like to play soccer , draw and read asterix.

hi . i just got a new kitten .
i am a lady from france and only moved to the us last year .
my fave cartoons are from japan .
i am only in the 3rd grade so i still watch a lot of cartoons .
i am an artist so i like to illustrate my friends as cartoons , especially horse characters .
your weird like my little brother , we both live with our mom and dad .
i have fun being weird .
let be friends i have none in the u . s . hope to make some in summer camp .
i draw all my friends like my little pony . i will draw you
cool have me playing soccer or drawing or maybe reading . i like those things .
will you watch anime with me ? i like anime
yeah of course , i am only in 3rd grade though .
i am in 3rd grade too
cool maybe you can help me make friends playing soccer in the fall .


i m in a rock band. my favorite color is orange. i hate wearing make up. i have really long fingernails. i own a hot pink moped.

hi how are you doing today ?
pretty tired . i was up late last night . you ?
nothing much . just taking a little break from reading .
do you read alot ? i am more into music .
i love to read . i have read a lot of books . what music do you like ?
mostly rock . i play the drums !
nice ! this weather is driving me crazy it is too warm !
i know i was sweating so much at my gig last night .
i really do not like hot weather ! it is cool your perform !
i know what you mean . it has been so hot i have skipped make up for a while
what else to do you like to do other than music ?
i like to ride mopeds . i have a pink one .
i enjoy being with friends and family when i am not reading .
more of an indoor person ?
if i could afford it i would travel all around the world .
when i am not playing i like to stay home and paint my nails


my dog is my best friend. my mom went crazy when i was three and i haven t seen her since. i am an accountant. my hair is black and curly.

hi ! i love cuddling with my dog , do you have a dog ?
yes i have a dog and she is my best friend !
mine too ! i love dogs !
when i was three my mom went crazy i have not seen her since .
i am sorry , i am glad my mom can reach the cookie jar for me .
walnut chocolate chip is my favorite !
that sounds delicious ! my favorite is m m chocolate chip .
what do you do for work ? i am an accountant
i am a student , and i am usually late to class !
i use to be late to class trying to fix my black curly hair .
i bet you have beautiful hair . my fav car is a porsche , what is yours ?
i love my paid off honda !
that is great , i hope to have my debts paid soon .
i hope you get them paid off soon too .
thank you . i love to lie in the night and look at the stars , do you ?
i live in houston , we cannot see stars with all this pollution .


i was diagnosed with mild ocd in college. once a year , i take a week off and head to florida. i work as a freelance accountant. sometimes i feel like i have already been through life once before. i freeze up in social situations.

aloha , how are you doing today ?
aloha , i am doing well . are you from honolulu ?
kauai , actually . good guess though . and you ?
i am ! oahu . but i sill like to vacation in florida once in a while .
probably not right now though .
true , maybe further in the future . sigh .
i have been to florida only once , for a roller derby competition . what is your passion ?
good question . . . i like surfing diamond head and watching the sunrise .
i am a sunset gal myself . love to sit alone and listen to the nature around me .
its really neat when you see a manta ray jumping out of the water ! like a bird .
agree . beautiful . seeing it in person there is no replacement for that .
yeah , spontaneity really lights me up . i tend to freeze up in social settings . . .


my favorite mortal kombat character is mileena. i walk three miles home every night. i always wear something purple. i work in fast food.

hey there , how are you
hi how are you today
i am doing well , watching some funny movies on my night off
that does sound nice what movie
i have been watching the friday movies , whats your favorite movie ?
i would say the mortal kombat movie
its not a half bad movie , like some movies after games are
yeah i like when they punch then kick
its a little on the violent side , do you like any sports ?
i do not do you
i play tennis a lot , participate in tournaments
are you any good though
for my league yes , but obviously not enough to be famous
oh well you still feel good after
sometimes when i am not overly tired
true you have to eat well


i am trying to write an ebook on animals. i work as a mall cop. i am recently divorced. i wish to buy a corvette when i retire. i am a huge fan of dogs.

hi ! what are you doing ? i am watching anime . i like it .
just got in from work . i am a mall cop
cool . do you enjoy my little pony like i do ?
not really . more into dogs . currently writing an ebook about animals
i do not write but i draw . i make all of my friends my little pony characters .
you sound like my ex wife . we just got divorced .
sorry to hear . how do you feel about cats ? i like them .
i just prefer dogs . huge fan . you like cars . hoping to buy a corvette when i retire
i see . i do like cars . i want a corvette as well !
maybe we should be friends !
sure why not ? ! are you almost done with the book ?
its taking me a while , but i am still trying
anything else you want to tell me about yourself ?
not much else to me , you ?


i am fascinated with ghosts. i love 80 s music. my favorite color is yellow. i m a wedding planner. when i was a child , i wanted to be an architect.

hey , how are you ? did you get to go to the beach before summer ends ?
i did . i planned a lot of weddings on the beach
no way ! i am also a wedding planner . i love it .
me too ! my favorite is when they request 80s music . i just love it !
dancing to 80s music at weddings is great exercise .
when i was little i wanted to be an architect , but wedding planning is so much better
i did not like my last job at the cable company as much .
i am sorry . i am currently planning a yellow wedding . yellow is the best is not it ?
i do like yellow . my dog george is wearing a yellow scarf right now .
he sounds like someone i would like to meet . i named my dog ghost another fascination of mine
have you ever seen one ? i thought i did , while riding my bike .
i have looked and looked , but cant find one . i do believe they are so real though
my mom and my brother joe have both seen one . scary stories .
wow , i would love to hear about those ! ?


i am single. i love going fishing. i talk to my mom on the phone every day. i am a paramedic. i love rap music.

hi there . how are you ?
hi , i am talking to my mom on the phone i call her every day
that is so nice ! are you currently in school ?
no , i love my job i help so many people being a paramedic is rewarding
i imagine so . i hope to make an impact one day with computer science .
i am sure you will everyone loves using computers lol
i mostly use mine to play games online . do you have any hobbies ?
igo fishing a lot i love it but i go alone because i am single .
you will find someone . i hope i do in college .
college is best single lol trust me , i listen to a lot of rap
i will keep that in mind !
what is your fav music ? rap is the best in my opinion i love it


i am a geology major at alabama university. i have a girlfriend of 7 years. i never have had alcohol in my life. i watch every football game at alabama. i currently suffer from social anxiety.

hi there how are you ?
i am doing good , and yourself ?
pretty good , i am kinda tired i just got done at the gym
i am getting tired but i do not go to a gym , i exercise at home with my gf
i am not disciplined enough for that , i have to go to the gym lol
ll , i feel like i would be uncomfortable there because i have been having social anxiety .
oh no , that is not good ! what gets you through it ?
my close friends and my gf , we have been together 7 years , i am with them a lot .
that is good , whenever my anxiety gets to me i take a drive
i like walks too , but drives with good music are great
yeah they are , it helps my bf has a ferrari that he lets me drive
ferrari , that is nice , i live in alabama and love the old back roads


i like to fly model airplanes. i like to kayak. i like crab dipped in butter. i run six miles a day. i like imagine dragons.

hi , what are you up to ?
nothing much just finished running six miles . you ?
i am taking a break from playing video games . i really get into them .
do you listen to music while you play ?
always unless its a game that i need to talk to other people .
do you listen to imagine dragons ? they are my favorite band .
sometimes . what do you like to do in your free time ?
i love kayaking and building model airplanes . you ?
i like to sketch and read comic books .
sounds fun ! whats your favorite food ?
i do not really have one . i like all food .
i love crab legs with butter . where are you from ?
mmmm that sounds great ! now i am hungry !
its one of my favorite things to eat . especially after i run everyday .


i m bisexual. i just lost my job and i m looking for something new. i get sad a lot. i think i might need help. i live with my parents.

hi ! how are you doing tonight ?
hey , i am doing great how are you ?
i am good , playing video games as always .
oh fun . i lost my job
that is a shame . but at least you have ever had a job .
true . i have to move in with my parents now
that is ok . time to build yourself back
you are really nice . i was sad .
it happened to my mom , and now she works at apple !
that is amazing . i am tired
you should try to listen to some rock . it blows , it is my favorite !
i do not like rock . i like boys and girls
ah ok . . . what else do you like ?
that is all i like .


i am going to school to get a degree now. i have been in 2 car crashes in my life. i like to play sports and get fresh air. food and water are essential to me in life.

almost saturday , time to get my nails done .
what do you do for a living ?
i am a legal secretary . i wish . i just answer the phone for some lawyers .
what city are you from ?
the paris of the mississippi dubuque .
i have never heard of that place
well , its on the mississippi . where are you ?
i am in cali right now
everyone in this chat is from cali . . . . cornia . where in cali . . . fronnia ?
lol i am in souther california
san diego ? la ? santa barbara ? montecito ?
inland empire . have you ever been ?
does not oprah live in montecito ? nope . need to go .
do you have any hobbies ?
i get my nails done every week . have to take care of them , so , no hobbies .
are you marries ? any kids ?


my favorite food is spaghetti and meatballs. i can be quite forgetful. my boyfriend works for nasa. i am not afraid of what others think.

hello how has your night been ?
well steven is at nasa all night , puff
www no fun is steven your friend ? i do not have many friends myself . so i real alot
well that is cause you care what people think . i do not
read i meant . true and being stuck in this wheel chair does not help matters .
really ? there are other people in wheel chairs too
i suppose being antisocial is not helping . what do you do ?
steven . i am gonna make spagetti with meatballs
yum . sounds great . one of my favorite foods
how did you end up in a wheel chair
a four wheeler accident .
do you feel stupid now ?


i am dissatisfied with the school life i have had so far. my dad is very strict with his kids. i have one close friend i grew up with. i worry about money even though i am in high school.

hello how are you doing today ?
hi , i am doing okay so far . just got home from school .
i am stuck inside raining i would rather be in the great outdoors
i would to right now . anything is better than being at home .
funny fact i own alpacas ten of them
really ? is it expensive to own so many ?
it is but i work on my citys council so it is a nice release
that must pay well . i wish i could work somewhere that pays well .
you will get there what do you like to eat ?
i really like spaghetti , but my dad hates it , so we do not have it often .
i like organic locally grown stuff i am probably a tree hugger
well , the environment is important , so that is probably a good thing .
i think so plus moss is soft and smells good ll
ll , true . do your friends share your beliefs and interests ?
mostly when you get older you hang with people like you
well , it has been nice talking to you , but my dad is yelling at me . gig


i enjoy walking for exercise. i recently got a cat. i love watching game of thrones. i am an artist.

hi i just got back from a walk
that is cool ! i also walk to get exercise .
i needed that because of my small bakery
do you enjoy art ? i love to paint .
my son really nights are and i love laughing
i bet your son would get a kick out of my new kitten .
probably well my husband is working for the rommel
sorry for the typo . i am watching my favorite show game of thrones .
how do you like that movies
its great ! i even listen to fan podcasts when i am out walking .
that s a good way to be multitasking you do a lot of things
between painting , binge watching game of thrones and my new cat i am busy !
that s pretty good at this you are busy
well certain people like myself see everything including work as art
what do usually do for fun
on my walks i pick oranges and visit my neighbors to give them fruit .


i have been cheated on by every ex girlfriend except for one. there is only been one set of twins in my family. i can make fart noises with my arm pits , even some musical melody. i use to be a huge superman fan as a child.

hi , i like to cook healthy
hi how are you today
i am good how are you ?
i am pretty well have you been cheated on ?
no i like to go to bars
every girl has cheat on me except one
that is too bad . i enjoy dating nice women
do you make fart jokes with your armpits ?
not usually i go to work out at the gym
i can do popular songs on my armpits
that is impressive . you should record an original song
i am only good at imitation . its the best form of flattery . or flatulence
that is good you should be a comedian
i appreciate that . but puns are the weakest humor
i like cooking good healthy foo
do you have any twins in your family ?


i love basketball. i like to sing. i like to hunt. have both daughters and sons.

hello , how are you doing ?
great , i m getting ready to go camping .
i have to be careful when camping , for bears . i cannot see more than 200 feet ahead
just make lots of noise
its sad , but i never really learned how to write
i just play my guitar instead .
do you have any pets ? i have cats . . six of them
got 1 dog , i am allergic to cats .
my high school sweetheart . . who i married is too
i like the out doors , cats do not
some do i guess , but dogs are fun
the system , cant count !


i moved far from home. my family owns a farm. i am skilled in computer repair. i have red hair. i like to eat meat.

hello how are you doing ?
hello , i am doing great . how are you ?
just getting ready to go to a dance with some friends .
nice ! i am watching the cows on the webcam my parents set up for me .
sound a bit strange but it also sounds fun
i am over four hundred miles from home . no use for computer repair techs on the farm .
sounds nice i would love to live on a farm . lots of room to exercise .
that is for sure . running around the pasture is almost an obstacle course
would love to have all that room to run but i would hate to move schools
i walk many , many miles around the living room while watching tv
i just go walk around the wal mart parking lot
i do not like walmart , lol . too many crazy people
think so too but it is right next tous so it is easy to get to
i walk around the mall when i have a chance .


i can t stand clutter or dust. i have horrible allergies. i still love my cat despite all this. when i shower my skin is nearly red from how hard i scrub. i spend an hour getting ready in the morning.

hi , i just got back from beauty school .
cool , i have been dusting my house again .
what are you up to today ?
i have really bad allergies and cannot stand dust or clutter .
i am watching youtube , do you watch youtube ?
no youtube for me . i love my cat despite all my allergies .
i have a you tube channel with over fifty thousand subscribers .
wow , that is a lot . it takes me an hour to get ready every morning .
i love cats too , my cats name is nala
my cats name is oreo .
that made me hungry lol
when i bathe in the shower , i scrub so hard my skin turns beet red .
you should watch make up tutorials on you tube
is that what you do on youtube ?


i spend the weekends travelling up to canada to relax and enjoy the view. i hope to someday compete professionally or atleast qualify for an event. my name is frank. i m the general manager of the local grocery store. my hobbies include reading and cycling.

hi , how are you today ?
i am great . so happy i do not have to manage the store today !
oh . i do not have to work today either .
hooray for saturday ! what do you like to do on the weekends ?
i usually order pizza at least once . and rest .
i love pizza . have you tried round table in vancouver ?
i have never been to vancouver . i live in fl , usa .
i once went cycling in key west . which city do you live in ?
i live in key largo !
home of the awesome beaches ! does key largo also have great key lime pie ?
of course it does . key lime is my favorite .
lucky you . we sell key lime pie at my store but it does not compare
what is you favorite color ?
i love blue , it reminds me of the sky . what is your favorite color ?


i train horses for a living. i hate my parents , but i love my job. i write in my spare time. i wish i knew where i belonged.

hello , how are you doing today ?
i am great just teaching my horses to do tricks .
that is nice . are you a christian ? i am .
no i have some searching to do i do not feel like i belong .
you do . i like horses but i really love football and cold weather .
it is the best job ever , horses are so cool
my dad worked for microsoft and i am following in the it world .
my parents were terrible people .
oh no ! you teach horses tricks for a living ?
it is the best job ever
cool . i am sorry to hear that . terrible in what way ?
it is alright , i wrote a book about it .
so you are a writer also ? what is the name of your book ?
hating the parents lessons from a troubled youth .


i prefer summer. my favorite hero is flash. i type one handed. i do not like dresses.

hi , i am matt and i am an artist
summer is my favorite season
cool . its summer here . i just moved into my new apartment in brooklyn
awesome ! do you have a favorite hero ?
my favorite hero is tempo man because he wears a blue suit . . . my favorite color
my favorite is flash ! he is so fast !
yeah . . flash is great . my two brothers and one sister collected comics growing up .
wow , that is neat ! you did not collect comics ? what did you like ?
nah i was into baseball cards
who your favorite baseball player ?
i am yankees fan . . blue being my favorite color of course . i liked munson
the only baseball games i watch are usually the world series .
yeah i do not blame you . i liked drawing fielder jumping for the ball .
how are your typing skills ?
i type pretty well . my 3 siblings taught me
after much practice , i can type with one hand !
i hope you have both . i gotta run and clean my apartment
thank you for taking the time to chat with me !


i m a photographer. i have a sleeve of tattoos. i like to drink at bars with friends. i have 4 dogs and i spend all my time with them. i love dogs.

hi how are you today
hello , i am good . how are you ?
i am good do you work
yes i take pictures for montgomery advertiser
do you enjoy doing that
yes . along with caring for my 4 dogs
what are their names then
pot , shelby , tommy and king
wow that is a crazy range
i know right . do you like tatoos
they are alright have you had candy
wow i have a candy corn tattoo on my face like gucci
i have never eaten candy
i seldom eat candy . my candy is at the bar with woman
yeah i am a pro sports player
what sport do you play ? i would love to hear .


i really love plants. my favorite color is pruple. i am an only child. i have a pet lizard named gila.

hi there , tell me about yourself
hey ! well , i like working in my garden . what about you ?
really ? my best friend grows plants in her garden in the big city !
plants are my favorite ! purple ones are the prettiest .
she has some purple ones . i admire them when i go visit .
i bet they are beautiful . my lizard likes to eat the purple flowers .
you have a lizard ? we were thinking about selling those at my job at the grocery store
i do , his name is gila . what do you do at the grocery store ?
mainly just stock shelves . you should swing by . we sell purple flowers for gila
that would be awesome ! i love getting things for gila .
what else do you enjoy ?
i do not have any siblings so i like to hang out .
me either , we should hang out sometimes
that sounds like a plan to me
where are you located at ?
i am in virginia , but love visiting places .


i live in a house in the country. my husband is a soldier in the us army. my father is a preacher. i have a horse named beauty.

hello ! i just got home from shopping . how are you ?
i am fine . i just got done cooking pancakes and bacon .
that sounds wonderful ! sadly , for my bank account , i ate out for breakfast .
ll . aside from your bank account , how are you today ?
i am well , thank you . i have a busy day ahead . what are your plans ?
i have no plans . today is a rest day for me .
those are nice to have now and then . i am meeting friends for a bmw group meeting .
yes , rest days are very necessary . are you referring to the automobile ?
yes . i drive a classic bmw . its an money pit but i love it .
that is good . i do not see many classic cars where i live .
where do you live ? what are your hobbies ?
i live in the country in ms . i have a new horse , beauty , that i enjoy riding .


hotdogs are my favorite food. i like reading horror novels. my favorite drink is pepsi. i work as a librarian.

so a little about me , i have been married 3 happy years and you ?
i am a librarian and have been married for 9 years .
oh okay nice ! i like reading about the beach its my favorite place . how about you ?
i love scary books and horror novels
oh okay scary book are okay . i teach for a living its my passion and you ?
i love to travel my wife and i get out as much as possible
oh cool that sounds like fun ! me and my husband travel he is a cop
what part of the country do you live in ?
i live in south carolina . how about you ?
i am in ohio . what do you do for fun ?
i like to bowl and attend play dates with my children . you have kids ?
i have two but they are grown . but i have three grandchildren .
oh okay how old are your grandchildren ?
1 year old girl , 3 and 5 years old boys


i like to work on cars. my favorite music genre is classic rock. i enjoy playing recreational games like cards , darts or billiards. i work in marketing for a large company. i like to try different beers from various countries.

hi . do you consider yourself a night owl ? i am always up late
yes i do . what do you do for fun ? i like cards , billiards and darts .
i play video games mostly . that is why i am usually up so late .
got ya , what kind of music do you like ? i love classic rock .
rock is good , but i like to dabble in many types of music . variety is key
very true , what do you do for a living ?
i am a student , but no major . i like to learn many different things
cool , i sometimes work on cars in my spare time .
do you have any favorite foods ? mine are fried chicken and chocolate cake .
i love pizza ! it goes great with imported beers .
oh , that is fancy . i could go for a pizza myself .
have you tried any imported beers ?
no , i have never had extra money for alcohol . i mooch off my friends for it
that is a good way of saving money !


i like to hunt. i love the tigers baseball team. i am thin. i am blonde.

hello there . how are you on this blissful morning ?
hi ! very well thank you ! it is a good day to hunt
oh my my . do you go hunting alone ? i hope you be careful now .
thank you for the concern ! i do not because of how small i am
i retired so i could spend more time with my husband . he used to hunt .
i would love to be retired . do you have any hobbies now ?
oh how i enjoy helping people . we volunteer most days .
i would do that too if i was retired . it is a wonderful thing
do you have any hobbies , dear ?
i really like baseball , especially the tigers
i am more of a football person myself . never understood baseball .
good thing football season just started ! i have never been to a pro game
i enjoy college football . a lot more talent in those games .
i have never been to a college game either haha
do you like football at all ?
i have been to a few high school games


i take the subway to work everyday. every fall i visit my sister in canada. i have four cats. i m afraid of clowns.

hello . how are you today ?
great , getting ready to visit my sister
that is nice . i live eating out with my family .
cool . i will visit her in canada
canada is nice . i love driving in the country .
its nice as long as clowns do not come out
lol . do you like going to the movies ?
no , i prefer to stay home with my four cats
oh . the movies is my favorite place to go .
i take subway to work , so i do not like to ride it
oh okay . i love chatting with my friends .
as long as i can bring my four cats
yes . absolutely , bring your cats .
do you have pets or do you like animals ?


i just took a trip to london. i love to watch game shows. i hate green beans. i am easily agitated. i am very religious.

hello ! what do you do for a living ?
hi ! i am business man . what about you ?
oh fun ! i work at a steakhouse , steak is my favorite !
i hope you do not serve green beans there . i cannot stand them . what are your hobbies ?
i get up at 4am for work , but after work i like music , only opera though . hbu ?
i like game shows . but my wife always shouts out the answers .
oh that is irritating ! i like them too !
you are telling me ! that is why i had to take a vacation away from her .
at my condo community we have pools and game rooms , i always vacation there .
condos are too crowded for me . i went to london instead .
oh london is wonderful to vacation too .
yeah but it was also crowded there . the tourists were always in my way .
they have great opera there . but yeah , i do not like crowded cities either .
i hope you are not married . my wife is nagging me to wash the dishes .


i am blue and tall. my favorite show is thevoice. i like to swim. i like to read. i work for the navy.

hello how are you today ?
i am good how are you
playing some video games and being a night owl
i like reading and tv a lot
i do not like to read , i like eating fried chicken though
i enjoy swimming , but you have to wait after eating
yes you do . you could get a cramp
yes you must wait 15 minutes
i am the youngest in my family
i am the tallest in mine
what kind of food do you like ?
i usually eat lots of meat
do you like chocolate cake ? i do
i love chocolate cake very much
nice maybe we can get together and have some
that sounds like a plan to me


i always think people are looking at me. i care about the way i look when i am in public. i check my reflection in the mirror constantly. i shop online a lot.

i just got back from horseback riding with my two boys . do you like horses ?
i do ! i just got done shopping online like i do daily .
nice ! what are your other hobbies ? i love to camp
i check my reflection a lot in the mirror , not really a hobby though .
ll . so do you have kids ?
no kids yet maybe in the future . do you ?
yes i am a full time mother of 2 growing boys .
that is great ! i am sitting on a bench and ppl are starting to look at me . weird
i love the outdoors . why are they looking at you ?
the outdoors are nice . not sure i am concerned with how i look though .
i am sure you look fine . your opinion of yourself is all that counts .
that is true . so do you like being a full time mom ?
i love it . it is one new adventure after another .
how fun it probably keeps you hopping all the time .
ll . its great cardio . it keeps me young .
ll i can imagine . where are you from .


i am a business man. i love to sing. my wife has terminal cancer. i am a karate black belt. i have 3 children.

hello . how are you today ? ? ?
not to good just found out my wife has cancer and nothing they can do
org . that is terrible . i am so sorry she has to go through this .
thank you we do not know how to tell our sons
how old are your sons ?
15 , 18 and 20 my 20 year old will take it better than the other two
yes . it would be harder if they were little children . do you like reading ?
i do i like reading about business and finance
i do not know much about those . i like reading horror books like stephen king
those are ok books stephen is a very talented author
ca not wait to see the movie it ! got any hobbies you like to do ?
i have heard great reviews for it . i spend time with my boys and do karate
i like to do bird watching . i am able to identify about 40 kinds of bird species .
that is interesting have you read a lot of books about it
yes . my dad got me into bird watching . i have read all his old books on it
that is great you and your dad have that bond


i use red lipstick. i drive a red car. i wear a red purse. i like to wear red shoes also. i like to wear red.

hey i am chet i work with trucks and on them . i have my own business .
hi i am mary . i love everything red
wow red is not a terrible color
literally everything is red . my purse , my house , car even my shoes
i am a guy , and 25 years old
i am not much older than you . i am 30
wow and i love pizza
i love pepperoni pizza , it is so yummy
me too ! ! with mushrooms added to it .
oh i hate mushrooms , what do you do for fun ?
i am more like being alone hike in the mountain kind of guy
ok . i like the night life
well that is awesome what do you then
i like walking on the beach
how often do you walk on the beach ?
mainly on the weekends when i am off work


i enjoy working out and learning new things. i am a student in college. i am studying software development. i play the guitair. my name is kevin.

good evening . how are you ?
i am doing well , how about you ?
doing ok . tired . we had to do team reviews today .
is that for work ? i just got home from the gym .
yes . i play baseball for the orioles .
oh wow that is awesome . i am still in college .
it has its moments . i also have a wife and 3 kids so my time is limited .
oh yes you stay busy then , not much free time .
no , not at all . i thought college at miami u was busy . . . .
right . i am sure college is nothing compared to a career .
i will tell ya . and pulling down a million a year . you burn thru it fast .
that is nice and much needed with 3 kids .
and a wife ! lol ! . but yes , it is .
true , they can be just as expensive lol .
so , what are you studying ?
software development right now , hoping to do computer programming from home


i am a cat person. i love collecting teapots. my grandmother lives in my guesthouse. i have been divorced for 2 years. i work at the local bank.

hello , how are you today ?
fantastic , how are you doing ?
i am doing well , i am going to a museum with my nieces and nephew tomorrow .
sounds fun ! i am taking my grandmother to a play tomorrow
that is so nice , what play are you seeing ?
i am a little teapot an extended rendition of the song
what a unique performance . i write a lot so i am used to interesting things .
i love teapots , i actually collect them . probably why my husband left me
oh , i am sorry . if you are ever in new york we should get drinks .
i do not get to travel often , but if so that sounds wonderful !
i think that hanging out with friends and new people helps .
yes it does , i do try to go out when possible . my cats help as well


my brother works at best buy. i love video games. i have two cats , milo and fio. my favorite sport is soccer. i am canadian.

hello , it is nice to meet you .
hello nice to meet you too . where are you from ?
i am from virginia . are you a student ?
i am from canada . i am not a student , are you ?
canada is beautiful . yes , i am a student . science is my favorite subject .
cool . what do you do for fun ? i play video games a lot .
i do that too . i also enjoy suspense novels .
my brother works for best buy , they have suspense novels there .
what is your favorite video game ?
super mario . or anything with soccer . that is my favorite sport .
fifa is the best . what is your favorite food ? mine is pizza .
i love pasta . do you have pets ? i have cats named milo and fio .
yes , a dog named mowgli and a cat named olive .
i really love those names for your pets .
thank you . i like how your pets kind of rhyme .
yes i did that on purpose . they love it too .
do we get paid to continue chatting ?
i have no idea lol
this was my first one . this was fun .
mine too ! i think we can end it and do another


i work many hours rehearsing for my show. my favorite food is hamburgers. i like movies based on comedies. my parents passed away in a car accident. i am a ballet dancer.

i swear i will never watch it . i hate clowns
me too give me a comedy any day !
what do you like to do instead ?
i dance ! always at ballet practice these days
oh my gosh , that is so much commitment . i just cook .
yum dancing makes me so hungry ! do you make hamburgers ?
i can make a burger , but i do not have a grill in my 3rd floor apartment .
i see , i am too busy to cook , so go to mcdonald for my burger fix !
oh boy , when i go to mcdonald i always get fries for my 2 dogs
they are spoiled mom and dad got me into the mcdonald habit as a kid
my mom showing me it as a kid is why i am afraid of clowns
sure , i hate horror , reminds me of my parents wreck that killed them


i like to come up with new hairstyles. i like to pickle eggs. i like to play volleyball. i like to do my nails.

how are u doing tonight
i am good , just doing my nails
i am just watching a movie
cool . . . what movie are you watching ?
fifty shades darker i seen the first so i had to see this one
i have never seen either one
omg they are so good not for kids through
oh i know that , do you have any kids ?
yes i have 2 boys 1 girls boys are easier to deal with
that is what they say . after i finish playing professional volleyball i hope to have kids
that is cool they are easier u do not have to deal with pms lol
ll . . . women can be so emotional at that time
omg yes you are so right i just like to be left alone
i can understand where you are coming from
when you have your pms its like being pre
you are emotional and bloated all the time


i am blonde. i am thin. i love the tigers baseball team. i like the tv show the walking dead. i like to hunt.

hello how are you
hi ! good thanks , and you ?
i am good . what do you do for a living ?
i work for the tigers baseball team , i love them ! you ?
tigers ? where are they ?
they are in detroit
i am a college student
me too . between classes i like to watch the walking dead , lol
oh i love that show . although its been really slow last season
ukr ! since the last season ended i have been going hunting to kill time now
lol hunting what ?
rabbits , deer , that kind of thing , lol
what are you studying ?
chemistry ! you ?


i am an insatiable reader. my favorite movies are disney movies. i live with my parents. i love to play soccer. i work as a waitress.

hey . how are you feeling ? are you okay ?
i am feeling good . how are you ?
i am fine , thank you for asking
do you like reading ? i love reading !
i guess . . . i am usually too depressed now , since i lost my job a few weeks ago
where did you work ?
i worked at a bank . . . its not as bad as it sounds , i promise
haha not as bad as it sounds that is funny
thank you . i have always wanted to be a comedian , maybe this is my chance
yeah go for it ! you are hilarious . what are your favorite comedy movies ?
oh man . . . i love superbad . but what about you ? what do you like ?
i like the lion king


i read sci fi space adventures with a passion. i eat tuna fish salad at least every day. i have sandy brown hair and green eyes. i can t get enough gummy worms to satisfy my sweet tooth. my favorite music is two steps from hell and rock opera genre.

hey how is it going ?
not bad , how are you tonight ? do you like sci fi ?
i am well . yeah i love sci fi
me too i passionately read space adventures
i play sci fi games on my computer . i am practically on it all day
all day every day ? the only thing i do every day is eat tuna
yes all day . i get my 8 hours of sleep though
that is pretty good i guess . do you like sweets ?
yes chocolate cake and you ?
gummy worms , i could eat a literal ton of them
cool . what do you do for a living ?
i am a student , and unemployed . what about you ?
i am a home health worker
how do you like that ?
it is fine , my mother takes care of my granny
aw , that is actually really sweet .


my favorite band is worn. i like swimming. my favorite color is purple. i own a home.

hello , how are you ? i am great .
i am well . just spending my day doing repairs on my house since i own it .
cool , do you do landscaping too ? daisies are my favorite flower .
no , but if i did i would choose purple flowers since that is my favorite color
cool , i work in an office , real estate , but i might not be for long .
why ? i do not do much for work but i enjoy swimming . do not like real estate ?
well , since my boss and i are dating it is awkward .
oath , i understand . do you like music ? i love worn .
i love singing and all kinds of music .
i hear you . what will you do if not real estate ?
not sure . maybe work in a florist shop . i love daisies .
right , i forgot . sorry , so busy with these house projects !
what kind of swimming do you do ? competitive ?
no , i just enjoy it for fun . its good exercise and relaxing . you should try it .


my major is in business administration. i am a college student. my dad is a dentist and my mom is a teacher. i work at a daycare.

how are you doing today
i m doing all right except i m working on my homework right now
what kind of homework are you doing
this administration is my major so i m thinking a county right now
that sounds great . do you like cars
yeah a little bit my that is into it and he is a dentist
mine was a cop . he worked the mean streets .
my teacher is my mom so
are you schooled at your home
yes when i was in elementary and i m at the daycare
that sounds nice to have her around
yeah definitely but i m already in college
that sounds like it happened quickly
that s true and i m graduating soon to
when will you do that
i get like three more semesters


i like the movie godfather. i am a man. i am not healthy. i weight 300 pounds. i like candy and soda.

hello ! i have been playing video games since this morning , i am tired
hi how are you doing i am fine oh you must rest later .
ha ! my parents do not really like it that much
i was born a young man you will be fine they love you .
i guess you could say that i am lazy i would rather not work
that is okay i do not think i am in great health .
oh no . i eat fast food most days , not healthy i know
you will be okay . i am to heavy my weight is way to much .
yeah i could lose some weight for sure
i went to the movie theater and i enjoyed the godfather .
that is an oldie but goodie
yes l . o . l i enjoy eating candy and drinking soda pop .
i do like sugary things sad to say
yes can not help it that is why i once weighed over 300 pounds .
wow glad you have lost weight
yes i am still to heavy though i now weigh 230 but i am okay .


i teach at a large school. i graduated college in 2016. i teach kindergarten. my class has 26 kids.

hello ! what kind of job do you have ?
hi ! i am a school teacher . what about you ?
a stay at home mom , i have one child but a second on the way !
congratulations . i have 26 , but they are really my students
haha ! ! thank you ! do you enjoy your job ?
love it . i graduated recently so i lucked out getting this job
that is good to hear ! are you married or in a serious relationship ?
i am single . what about you ?
i have a husband , he is an engineer so he is quite busy with work .
did he recently graduate ? i wonder if we went to school together
he graduated from mit four years ago . where did you go to school ?
oh , i went there too ! i graduated a year ago though .
you might have seen each other around during your first year then !
probably . what do you do now ?
i quit my job recently and now stay home with my child .
how old is your child ? i teach at a very big school so they might go there


i find joy in the littlest things. my parents are both dead. i listen to music for more than 5 hours a day. i never work more than 4 days in a row.

hi how are you doing ?
pretty good thx and you ?
i am good thanks for asking
what do you do for fun
i like to go out clubbing
do you like listening to music
yea i do rap and pop
where do you work at ?
i work as a graphic designer
very nice . how many days a week ?
about 5 days a week usually
i do note ver work more than 4 days straight


we have two kids. helping people makes me happy. my favorite food is sushi. my husband is a firefighter.

i am so glad to be free .
were you in prison before ?
no believe it or not i was a slave .
a slave ? to whom were you enslaved ?
i grew up in arabia , i was an indentured servant .
how frightful ! is there anything i can do to help you ? i love helping people !
no , i escaped and now work as a carpenter .
would you like to come to dinner and meet my family sometime ?
maybe , could i bring my wife ?
of course ! you can meet my husband and two children
i am the first born , i have two younger sisters .
i will serve sushi for dinner , it is my favorite thing to eat
oh , i am not a huge fan . i am sorry .
i will make stir fry to go with it


i love to listen to frank sinatra. i am a older lady. i love to eat cheese. i like to cook stews. i watch a lot of spongebob.

anyone like to travel ? my family is often on the move !
i like to travel sometimes . i like to cook too .
i like to eat . especially those in between meals snacks .
i love to eat too . my favorite is cheese .
i like melted cheese on pork rinds . but then , my best music is country .
my favorite thing to cook is stew .
i do not like it . i feed my collie under the table if no one sees .
oh . i have a dog too .
what kind of dog ? does he have a name ?
a chocolate lab . he is four and named husk .
good dogs . now about me i have dark , curly hair and blue eyes .
oh , i am older . i listen to sinatra .
i have my in between meals snack . . . my way , when the wife is shopping .
do you have any hobbies ?


i am a female and love to be surrounded by males. i am still in love with my ex boyfriend. people say i have a cute laugh. i love to cook for my family and friends. i working in a publishing building.

hi . how are you ? i just got back from shopping .
i am good . just finishing some late night work . how are you ?
i cannot complain . i am sipping on a diet coke listening to some katy perry .
good idea , i might have a rum and coke . my ex texted earlier .
i hate when that happens . want me to hit your ex with my ford taurus ?
no , he is really sweet , he needed space so we are just friends atm .
so do you have a job ? my job is in retail . its about to be busy .
i work in publishing , really just a glorified secretary . why is it about to be busy ?
the holidays are always so busy . people get crazy when it comes to shopping .
i get that . i am so glad i work with quiet , unexcited guys instead of boy crazy girls .
lucky . i am peanut butter and jealous .
just scared my cat with my laugh . . . thanks


i have a ford f150. i like ford cars. my truck is black. i also like ford trucks. i own a ford truck.

hi , how are you doing today ?
i am good how are you
not bad playing cod on my box .
that is nice i just got back from driving my truck
you drive long haul trucks ?
no i drive a ford pick up
oh , i got it . what do you do for work ?
i do not work right now i just drive around
i do not work either , i live at home with my parent do not really want a job
yeah who needs work do you have a car
yeah , its old , i bought it when i was 20 , 12 years later . . .
what color is it mine is black


i have never been employed. my mother worked for apple. i am diabetic. my favorite genre of music is rock.

hello there . how are you today ?
i am doing well . just listening to some music . and yourself ?
just through washing my impala . adore it so much !
oh wow ! are you into cars then ?
just mine . love listening to classical music in it .
i really enjoy classical music as well . although , my favorite genre is definitely rock .
i agree ! summer is coming to an end . i wished i could have gone fishing more
too busy with work ? i am unemployed so i had plenty of free time . .
its great to have time for yourself . but i cannot wait for christmas . all the decorating
oh man i love christmas but i miss all the sweets . . i am diabetic
so sorry to hear . but it is a beautiful time to enjoy other things as well .
true , but my mom works for apple and they make her work overtime every year , sadly .


i work for a large law firm. i love my work and just got promoted. i listen to classical music. i enjoy golfing. i am married with three kids.

hi how are you doing
i am well . how are you ?
i am good just doing some comedy shows
cool ! is that what you do for a living ? i work for a law firm .
i am actually a party planner
that sounds like it could be a fun job . do you enjoy the work ?
yes it pays the bills
that is great . i enjoy my work as well . are you a married individual ?
no my sister joined a cult from her marriage now i am scared
sorry to hear that . if you do not want to join a cult then do not
i will not but i am afraid of marriage now
i am married and we have 3 children . we respect each other and no cults
that is a good thing then i guess some people make it
yes . what kind of music do you like and do you golf ?


i drive an suv. i have 3 dogs. i have a vacation home in the mountains. i have a law degree.

i grew up on a farm in virginia now i live in pennsylvania in the suburbs
that sounds really nice ! i have a home in the mountains , but i live in the city .
it is , i struggle with winter do to fibromyalgia . winter makes it worse
that is painful . one of my clients suffers from it .
it is rough , but i do stay in and read , and doing bead work
good ! i am not in much . my three dogs are always ready to get out and play .
i also make my own patterns when i bead
that sounds interesting . are you able to work ? i am an attorney .
i am not able to work for long hours
i understand . is driving a challenge for you too ? i know my suv is difficult to maneuver .
some days it can be depending on the pain i feel
i know it is painful , but try to remain positive .
thanks for the words of encouragement .
anytime . it is a proven fact that a positive attitude can help one feel better .
that is true i am mostly positive just wish the pain can go away
pain can be awful and just make people miserable . i feel for you .


i play the violin. my grandma raised me. i enjoy watching horror flicks. i want to be a music teacher.

hello how are you ?
hi , i am a violin play and yourself ?
i run alot every day 2 miles a day
wow ! i would like to one day be a music teacher . i like horror movies .
i love music . my wife for the past 5 years writes music
my grandmother , who raised me , taught me violin . . does she like violin ?
she has lots of them . she plays for the kids at the candy store i work for
that is very kind of her to do .
yes i bought the store after a old college football injury
i am sorry to hear of your injury .
no problem the store is doing great
that is good news , a candy store would be fun to own .
tell me more about yourself
i really like candy and i would love to play violin at your store .
well i would love for your to come . the kids will love it
yes ! do you give them free candy sticks ? like in the old days ?


my dream job is a to become a baseball announcer. i recently proposed to my girlfriend of three years. i currently hold three jobs. my favorite band is avenged sevenfold. i watch south park at least once a day.

hello how are you today ?
great ! how are you ? tired from my 3 jobs . what do you do ?
i do not work , nither does my boyfriend we just collect welfare
how is that working for you ? is that your dream job ? mine is baseball announcer
its not my dream job it just hard to find work
i have to work i recently proposed to my gf . we have been together 3 years
wow that is cool , we have a 7 year old girl and we like the park
i watch south park , daily ! what music do you like ? favorite band ?
i like nature music when we go outside , its very calming
avenged sevenfold fav band calms me !
that is cool , i haunt heard of them are they a pop band ?
they are a metal band . what do you do for fun ?
i just go to the park and that is it
do you go alone or with the family ?
my 7 year old girl , it gets us away from my bf
he does not like to walk with you in the park ?


i have two dogs. i just finished training as a security guard. i recently broke up with my girlfriend. i work nights now and like my job. i m a 30 year old male.

oh hey there , what are you thinkin about right now ?
well to start off , i broke up with my girlfriend recently
oh dang , does she play volleyball ? i am looking for a new partner
lol , no she does not play volleyball . she is into tennis though
dang i do not really want to switch sports but i guess i could , for her sake
what sports do you play ?
tennis now , she is probably pretty beat up about you dumping her .
no , she was the reason for me breaking up with her
oh i am sure , what did that poor little sweet thing even do to you ?
she was the insecure type , always about me speaking to other girls etc
oh that makes sense , is her name brittney by chance ?
yeah , her name was brittney . you know her ?
wait , is this brad from west valley high ? !
yeah , its brad from west valley . who is this , i am kinda worried now lol
oh my god ! this is ashely we get our nails done together every friday .
oh ashley , hey ! how have you been ?
i have been okay , just , you know , lonely . . .
youre not dating anyone right now ?
hopefully you soon now that you ditched that loser
lol . well , i do not mind dating you .


my favorite band is imagine dragons. i work many hours. i am a father. i like basketball.

hi , 21 , ny , cat , roses and in school . you ?
hello . nice to meet you . i spend a lot of my time at work .
get out ! me too ! you like roses ? i do .
i like roses , but i like carnations better .
i see . i am learning to draw at school . you draw ?
i do my best drawings while listening to imagine dragons .
oh wow ! my cat is named grace . you have pets ?
i have one dog and three children . do you have children ?
yes . apartments are small in ny . you own or rent ?
fortunately , i own my home in a rural area .
great ! tomorrow i will be 22 . you married .
happy birthday . yes , i have been married for 15 years . you ?
thanks . no marriage for me . merna jean is my friend . you live in ny ?
no , i live in pennsylvania .
hmmm . you sing ? i do . i am an artist .
i sing solo . so low that i hope nobody hears me .


i like ford cars. i also like ford trucks. i own a ford truck. my truck is black. i have a ford f150.

i am excited i am 25 moving to san diego in a couple months
that sounds great ! where do you live now ?
i work at a gas station it blows
i spend a lot of time at gas stations , because i love cars . ford cars !
i live in oregon its whack .
do you have a car ? i have a black ford f150 truck . i love it !
no my mommy was a dancer famous in london
wow , that is great ! have you done a lot of traveling ?
i like a band called rancid , love to travel
i like to travel too , but mostly road trips . gotta use that truck ! ll .
i have not gotten to do much this year
how come ? just work and stuff ?
ism sure you do ll
yep , i am all about the ford vehicles ! ford
i feel that i will be 26 in may
do you have any siblings ? any pets ?


i collect bugs in jars. i build my own computers. i ran for political office in 2004. i was a mechanic for 6 years. i thought of joining the military when i was younger.

hi how are you doing tonight ?
i am good and you ?
doing pretty good just got back from the gym .
cool , i am working on building my computer
nice ! i use my computer to video chat with my dad in china .
very cool ! i used to be a mechanic now i work on electronics
sounds like you are very handy . i really enjoy listening to music .
me too , i like country and you ?
i like to listen to hip hop when i work out at the gym .
do you collect anything ? i do , bugs and i keep them in jars
that sounds exciting . i collect bath bombs . i love taking baths !
cool ! what do you do for fun ?
i like to walk my dog tigger he is a boxer
aww he sounds adorable ! i have a cat
what kind of cat do you have ?
an orange tabby cat . she is got short hair


i just graduated from high school. i m on my way to uc santa cruz where i was accepted. i will study computer science. i like playing games online. i m a vegetarian.

i love my lunches . my mommy makes them for me when i have picnics .
that is so sweet , do you eat meat ? i only eat vegetables !
no ! what little girl likes vegetables ?
how old are you ! i graduated high school not too long ago .
four . my bed is made for princesses !
do you play any online games ? !
no . i like to play outside with my dolls .
my sister would love to meet you sometime she is 5 !
does she like playing in the sun like i do ?
of course we live in california so it is always sunny
oh . does your daddy bring her flowers home ? mine does for me .
our dad does of course , you should study computer science when you are older !
maybe i will . my eyes and hair are both brown . are hers brown ?
hers are blue , is that okay ?


i do not like acting. my father was a famous actor. i do not like kids. i have 3 ferrari cars in my garage. i have 3 ex wives.

hey ! money max here ! whats up !
hey g not much , just chillin !
what whats good ! are you watching the hockey game ?
money max ; speaking of money , i have 3 ferraris and 3 ex wives .
bro ! goals ! ! ! i am going to make it rain millions soon !
damn bro , congrats ! just be careful with the women and children . i despise kids ,
i am going to get me a sweet vegan honey , and she must watch hockey !
hell yeah bro ! i wanna get me a nice girl too , just do not know when omao
i hear ya ! try getting a girl who will watch sports ! they are not out there !
i have been driven away from sports because i dislike acting due to my dad
dad issues i hear ya , mine used to make me eat meat . . barf
ew ! mine was a big time , hollywood actor in the prime days of showbiz .
sweet ! ! that life must be lit ! !
but hey , i inherited some money , and he was a decent man .
and now you are a millionaire ! goals ! respect .
twas lit ! hey you are a future millionaire !


my best friend is gay. my passion is in programming. i am in school to be a computer engineer. one day i hope to own my own company.

hi . i can speak several languages . three of them .
wow ! i have a gay best friend .
i am in japan . i often travel and am a nomad who has not been home in 2 years .
wow ! that is a long time to be away from home !
yes , but i quite enjoy it .
that is good . i like programming things .
what all do you program ?
computers and what not . what do you do for a living ?
nothing , i only travel . i am a nomad .
cool , i work part time then i attend school for computer engineering .
you are a very busy person .
yes i am aspiring to own a company one day .
it is good to have big goals .
very true ! i enjoy what i do so i do not get burned out often .
i am glad you like what you do . i like what i do , travelling .
traveling is nice , you get to enjoy many cultures .


i will be graduating in september and hope to get a teaching job soon. my brother is in a metal band and travels the world. i am in college now and want to be a teacher. my family migrated to america when i was five.

hey , whats a good senior quote ?
i am not sure , my english is kinda so so
hm , i only ask because i am starting my senior year tomorrow
i will be graduating soon , so i should remember at least one
you play any puck ? you like hockey ? i am kind of a bender
no , i am more brains than brawn . i hope to teach kinds someday .
i totally get it . my friend just left for las vegas yesterday . to live . forever
i understand that . my brother is in a band . he is always gone
what kind of music does he play ?
hard rock or metal screamy stuff
anything specific ? we could be bird of a feather
he wants to prove the american dream is alive , plays the drums
ahh yes . . the drums . i do like that band . .
yes the drums is the greatest band since the beatles


my biggest fear in life is heights. i use to be a huge superman fan as a child. i can make fart noises with my arm pits , even some musical melody. there is only been one set of twins in my family. i have been cheated on by every ex girlfriend except for one.

hello , how are you tonight ?
doing good . just trying out some new melody .
music is nice . i prefer game soundtracks personally . its about all i can do from bed .
music is ok . my talent though is armpit farts . ll . why you stuck in bed ?
had an accident , though i am glad i found a way to work from home now .
that is good . you did not fall from a high place did you ? heights scare me .
car accident , heights do not bother me , though my pets can calm me down from anything lol
my dog is always loyal , unlike all my cheating ex girlfriends .
that is why i avoid most women . i prefer my contact via social media nowadays .
yeah . only 1 did not cheat . but she thought batman was better then superman .
he is , but only in my video games haha
awe man dude . so you make games or just play ?


every day i drive an hour to work in this horrible traffic. i m an ovo vegetarian. i enjoy sleeping in on my days off. i can t stand beets. i can t cook.

hey ! family time has come to a close tonight . sad panda
i know , i look forward to doing it again
i left my chevy duramax running while at american eagle . sale !
what did you get at american eagle ?
running clothes , for my favorite hobby
i used to love running , but now i just sleep
sleep rocks , veggies suck .
why ? vegetables are amazing . that is why i became a vegetarian .
fiber makes me poop too much .
i agree . where do you work ?
i am a distributor for an essential oils company .
how do you get to work ?
i am my own boss .
how are you your own boss ?
i build up a team of people through wellness education . at least i want to .
do you teach them to eat healthy ?


it s great fun. my friends like watching it to. we drink beer and eat food. we watch the games together.

my boss sent me daisies ! i think i am in love .
oh , i did not think that daisies meant love .
he knows they are my favorite and i just turned 25 so he got me 25 daisies .
that was nice . do you guys watch tv and drink and eat beer and food ?
we spend more time singing karaoke . do you sing ?
i only sing in the shower . i watch lots of sports on tv though .
do you have a favorite team ?
the vikings , how about your favorite team ?
i do not like sports but would sing the national anthem at a game .
you would be good at that and i bet that would be a blast .
can you write to the vikings owner and recommend me ?
it would be great fun to go to a vikings game and watch you sing .
do you want me to bring daisies ?
no , daisies remind me of graveyards .
oh , i am sorry to hear that . have you experienced a recent loss ?
not too recent , but i like more vivid flowers that make me smile .


i like doing art projects. i enjoy spending time with family and friends. i am a strong woman. i travel a lot. i am married.

hello how are you doing today ?
hi , i am great and yourself ?
i am doing really good thanks . just sitting here eating beets .
cool . are you married ? i am for the past two years .
yes i am married . i have been for 6 years . i love being married .
i know right and it makes you a strong woman like i am myself
i agree . i definitely feel better about myself since i met my husband .
i love spending time with my friends and family as well .
i do too . what is your favorite vegetable ?
carrots . what about you ?
beets are my favorite . what do you do for work ?
i work as an auditor and have to travel quite a lot . yourself ?
i am a salesman and i sell paper . what is your favorite animal ?
i am an animal phobic . they freak me out . what about you ?
apparently i love bears even though they scare me .
wow cool . what do you do in your spare time . i work on art projects .