i wish i knew where i belonged. i write in my spare time. i hate my parents , but i love my job. i train horses for a living.

hi how are you today ?
i am alright . taking a lunch break before getting back to work . you ?
same here . my family has a restaurant we all work here .
that is cool . i am not good at cooking . i work with horses .
how do you like your job ?
i love it so much . my parents want me to do something more with my life
you must love horses . i manage the joint . thank goodness no cooking for me .
it does not feel like training , just getting to know new friends . you know ?
you do what is good for you !
thanks ! i am planning to publish a book about it . it is slow writing it though
got to follow your dreams . following parents dreams leads to unhappiness .
true . what is your favorite band ?
very cool . you should do that ! incubus .
i have the postal service playing right now .
you have a favorite band ?
no not really i like all music .


i was born in london. i live in vienna , austria now. i work in it. i live with my boyfriend of 5 years. i paint in my free time.

how are you ?
hi !
hi
i am well , how about you ?
not bad . . just moved to florida and am loving it here d
not bad . i live in vienna , austria
interesting . what are your hobbies ?
i paint a lot in my free time .
that is so cool ! you seem very creative . i do not know how to paint . . . wish i could !
its easy , there is no right or wrong answers
i like that . . . rules are so arbitrary
funny part is my job is in it . soosoo opposite
you are a lawyer ?
it like tech support . fixing internet and stuff .
oh ! that sounds like a fun job . i do not work but i ponder a lot
its very stressful . people always blame me for the computers not working !


my favorite author is jane austen. i own a boat. i live near the ocean. i eat a lot of fish.

hey hey , hows it going ?
good , having cod for lunch . you ?
that sounds good i had tacos
fish tacos are my all time favorite . its practically all i eat .
me too ! you ever had taco johns fish tacos ? they are bomb !
no . i on the atlantic coast and live on my boat so i catch my own .
fresh is probably better i am sure ! i should go visit , i would kill for some crabcakes
crabs are further north but crunch crab cakes are sooo good !
so whats your favorite season ?
as jane austen would say , there is nothing like the comfort of home .
i love summer , so if she is talking about that i like her !
well i am not really an outdoorsy person so it makes no difference to me .
but you said your always on you boat , so does not the weather effect you ?
i stay inside and underdeck as much as possible ! ! ! hate the salty air
i do not blame you , i plan to be a dr . when i am done with school
what kind of dr . are you studying to be ?


i like to garden. i make my own soap. i make my own compost. i am a fruitarian.

names jed and i enjoy eating meat
hi jed . i am sara . i really do not like to eat meat .
i enjoy listening to rap
that nice . is music a big part of your life ?
i really like stake it is my favorite food
i prefer to eat the things i grow in my garden
my car is black and i drive around in it
ok . do you spend a lot of time driving ?
yes i do because of work i do work in finances
i am more of a homebody .
yeah there are days when i become a homebody
i like to work in my garden with the compost i make and grow fruit .
how can you make fruit ?
i grow it on trees with a lot of work
oh ok , that makes perfect sense
i enjoy making things with my own hands


i am a grown woman. i have never lost a fight. i am in a motorcycle club. i have more then 10 tattoos.

i have a dream to learn how to fly
really ? not me , because i am a grown adult woman .
oh i am grown but still want to fly planes
makes more sense , i dream to get my 11th tattoo . i have 10 .
i rather get more stamps , i collect
do you have any motorcycle stamps for my motorcycle club ?
no i do not not yet , i got a few yellow ones an teal
i love teal , my motorcycle club banner is teal . ever fought ?
nope not all what you doing ? what kind of motorcycle you got ? i like to ride
fighting is my hobby , have not lost a fight . i have a ninja .
really ? what color belt are you ? really ? what color belt you have ? cool
i am a black belt , these girls have nothing on me .
oops lol this is a mess , oh your a girl cool
i told you i was a woman in the beginning . lol
when is you nexfight i want to see it ?
i will have to record it and put in on social media .


i have never lost a fight. i have more then 10 tattoos. i am a grown woman. i have gone 208 mph for for than 10 minutes.

hi , i am walt . what is your name ?
i am ryan i have lot of tats
those must have hurt but probably not as much as the time i hiked mount everest .
wow that is interesting must have been cold
it was until i shot a lion and used it to keep warm . what about you ?
wow that is so interesting i am a older woman
i cry when i watch gone with the wind also . what else can you tell me ?
i am a good fighter i love boxing
i have to go play with these clay models .
why do you have to do that
i will try to paint them but it will not be good . are you ready ?
sure i am waiting thank you
ok , see you later on .
ok see you then thanks
can you exit . it will not let me
it will pop up soon i know that


my favorite color is blue. i am italian american. i paint with watercolors. i work in finance.

i live an alternate lifestyle , i like other women
oh , well , that is cool ! does it get tough sometimes to live that way ?
sometimes you wonder if you are on the right track
well , i think most people wonder that about a lot of aspects of their lives
true , i do feel bad for taking beautiful women from men lol
for instance , i wonder if my job is really what i want to do . . .
i know the feeling exactly , i am retiring at the end of month
oh , what do you do ?
i review other peoples work
you are a school teacher ? me , i work as an accountant
i am an uncle sam auditor
ahh taxes . i think you would get more hate for that than being a lesbian . . .
no i hate the irs too lol
i am an accountant , so i kind of know what you are feeling all those regs . .


i am in college. i exercise everyday. i eat large meals. i am a social butterfly. i like to swim.

hi . how are you today ?
i am good and you
i am good . just got done reading my bible .
do you read it often ?
every day . now i am about to watch a rerun of jeopardy .
nice do you work out
some . i have been in london , just got back last week .
what were you doing there
just visiting an friend that used to live in the states .
that is nice what did you guys do there ?
we spent time just exploring and eating .
i am very jealous of that
are you religious ? i am .
i am not really no
oh . are you in a relationship ?
i am not currently no


i like the music group the backstreet boys. i need to take 4 pills a day to live. i am younger then 46. i hate to drive. i like the taste of cheese.

hello . hows it going today ?
its going good . just listening to some backstreet boys . i love them
ha . so you like music ? can you dance ?
yes ! ! i only 4 pills a day keeping me alive so i live to the fullest
i love popping pills and then going hunting . is that dangerous you think ?
being younger than 46 , i would have to say live the way you want haha
that is good advice . i will try to keep it in mind . do you like sports ?
yes , unless it involves driving . i hate it with a passion !
i do not like driving either . actually i just do not like other drivers . i get too angry
you know what sounds good ? ? ? cheese ! ! !
i just ate some monterrey jack . do you have a favorite cheese ?
i just love it all . the taste of cheese is the best !
i do not like the stinky cheeses . the ones that smell like armpits . no bueno
those are my favorite ! you should at least try it


i use to compete in beauty pageants. my husband is a corporate attorney. i have one little boy named owen. i love to have my nails done. i am allergic to cats.

hi , how was your day ?
it was busy . how was yours ?
very busy . i have 8 grandchildren in town visiting , so they have my hands full .
oh wow , i bet they keep you on your toes .
yes , they keep me active . age is just a number i am in really good health .
i am 57
i am retired . 64 . i even started going to pole dancing classes last year ! its so fun .
too wee
do you take any type of fitness classes ?
no just work out at the gym
do you do weight training ?
yes
nice ! any tips for an older gal ?
its always good to have a spotter


i have male pattern baldness. my mother doesn t ! ove me. i was born in baton rouge. i have a parrot named parrot.

hello how are you today ?
i am fine , what are you doing ?
i am at the hospital with my mother , she is hurt
oh wow what is wrong with her ?
we have a genetic food chewing problems and hers got super bad
oh i am so sorry , and i am here worried about being bald .
why would you go bald ? that is very nasty
i have no idea , i think i may be allergic to my parrot
oh yeah they have real bad allergies
i will be okay i asked my mom to take the parrot she refused .
oh no ! just throw the parrot out of your house
its not that simple he is a part of my life , had him for a few years
i know and i completely understand , better to cut it off now
i feel you he like my best friend .
well hang in there ! you will figure it out
thanks i am sure i will .


i drive a motorcycle instead of a car. i am enrolled in several college credit courses. i go to a private high school. my parent s immigrated from europe before i was born. while both my parents have thick european accents , i do not.

how are you doing today ?
i am doing pretty good . how about yourself ?
i am making lunch . i had to dry my hands
what did you make ? i just got home from high school .
i am making sandwiches ! i do not really like sugar .
my parents who came to the usa from europe love making sandwiches .
what do you do on your free time ?
i like to ride motorcycles a lot . what about you ?
i like to play baseball and watch anime
i enjoy baseball also . are you in school ?
no i am not in school anymore
i am currently taking some college level classes at my private high school .
i wish they had more online classes in my day .
online classes are great . i took a few of them in the past !


we own our home. i hate tofu. i drive a prius. i work for a large law firm.

how are you on this fine , fine day ?
i am great ! i just drove my prius . how are you ?
environmentally friendly and cool i just finished a delicious keto meal . . . !
low carting it i see . i just had tofu tiki masala , but i do not care for tofu .
no pain no gain . you seem very disciplined with your diet plan . i like that !
i try to be . i work for a big law firm what do you do ?
i wish ! if only my lsat scores were above 150 i would be there too . circus !
you are working toward law too . that is so cool ! small world .
no , i was but now i am a circus juggler and i use fire !
wow ! that must be a lot of fun ! do you travel a lot ?
i sometimes travel to hawaii to entertain tourists at their luaus . aloha !
how fun ! we own our own home and we also have a time share in oahu .


i am from seattle. i am a vegan. my parents raised me as a buddhist. my favorite band is bon over. i work in public relations.

hello . what do you think of the future ?
hey ! i think the future is looking pretty bad . you seen how we treat animals ?
yeah the future scares me . i do not want any animals to get hurt .
that is why i am vegan . everyone in seattle is a vegan now . do you have pets ?
i do not . i have a lot of siblings though . six . they have pets
i am an only child , but in pr so i guess its kind of the same .
what is pr ? my parents adopted me . i am very fortunate to have a family .
prs public relations ! i am adopted , too . a buddhist family adopted me when i showed up .
such a great feeling to be accepted and loved !
i agree ! do you listen to any music ?
not really . i like tv more . my mom stays home and we have our shows
oh , cool . i am glad you have got your place in the world and everything !


my favorite color is grey. i am single. i work for a newspaper. my passion is writing.

hi how are you today
hey there good morning how are you ?
i am fine fine my name is z a d e n put them together
lol what ? i work at the paper
o k whatever so how old are you
excuse me ? are you single ?
ya of for many reasons
i love writing a lot
guess what i love math
that is cool , what is your favorite color ?
mine is blue the color of the sky
mine is grey soft grey .
o k so why do you work on here i now for money but also what
i like it because it gives me extra
money o k could you earn more on other websites
really ? where ? care to share ?


i have an above average iq. i love the desert. i love to eat meat. i do not have a college degree.

hi how are you today ?
i am very well , thank you . enjoying a delicious hamburger as we speak
jealous what are your hobbies ?
i like to read a lot , mostly the dictionary
do you have any dogs ?
i do not . i do love hot dogs , though . do you have dogs ?
i have a golden . do not eat him
did you graduate from college ? i have not
not yet but i work in advertising
oh , nice ! i have seen a lot of cool advertisements in the desert my favorite place
true that . i also write fiction too
very nice . i am jealous of that !


my mom is an osteopath. i have one blue eye and one hazel eye. i am a cat owner. i speak fluent italian.

hello . i hope you are having an awesome day .
i am . have you done anything fun lately ?
i actually started swim lessons . never been a swimmer .
awesome . has it been hard ?
yes it has . i am forty . do you swim .
no , i am not very active . i prefer to stay home with my cat
until recently i lived a sheltered life . i lost my mother when i was two .
terrible . how did you survive that ?
difficult in my younger years . what is the name of your cat ? i love animals .
her name is valentina . i have been studying italian so it was nice
pretty name . i do not know any other language . i watch a lot of anime .
do you have a favorite show ?
hmm . there are so many . how about you ?
i do not really watch many . i mostly spend time reading
reading is a good thing . lunch time for me . . cheeseburger , my favorite .
a cheeseburger sounds amazing . i am busy studying right now


i play football. i drive a restored mustang. i m a college student. i like action movies.

hey how are you , are you canadian too ?
hi names harvey and i am a football player
oh wow , i have a thing for football players ;
yeah , and drive a refurbished mustang
oh , this keeps getting better harvey , are you single ?
i am also in a community college
oh harvey please stop , that is getting to me . i hate my husband
i am single it is ok . i do not care to date right now .
me neither , but we can do other things , when my twins are not home
why do you hate your husband so much ?
because he is boring , i am french so i like to play around .
ah , some thing i do not do . no offense .
no problem , i guess you are pretty young for me anyways .
yeah , and quite not interested to be honest .
well i work in digital art so i know a lot of tricks
wow that is awesome . i also like action movies . what about you ?


i like the color blue. i changed my hair color to blue. i own blue shoes. i drive a blue car. i like to listen to elvis.

hello there how are you doing today ? staying cool i hope
i am doing swell thanks for asking . how about yourself ?
i am doing great . i am about to have leftover pasta for lunch .
yum ! i have a confession to make
oh no what is it ?
i am addicted to the color blue !
i would probably like blue more if i were not allergic to blueberries
www that sucks ! i recently dyed my hair blue . terrible decision
i think blue is the only color i have not done yet .
nice ! i also have blue shoes and car
do you think blue food would sell well ? i could make blue cookies or ice cream
probably ! there are clients for everything !
clearly lol . where are you from ?
i am from california a blue state haha . and you ?


i clean houses for extra money. i have been held hostage in a store robbery situation. my father is a retired police officer. i like to build furniture. i have bowled a 300 game twice in my life.

hi , my name is laura , how are you doing this beautiful day ?
i am well , how are you ? what are your plans for today ?
i plan to head to work after i finish cutting my grass . what are your plans ?
i am going to work , where i do housekeeping . what are your hobbies ?
i like to read the wall street journal , taking care of my car and yard .
fun ! i like to bowl . i have actually bowled a perfect game two times !
wow , that is impressive ! i try to enjoy as much of the outdoors as i can
do you like to camp ?
my husband and i love camping in our home state . do you camp ?
my dad was a police officer , so we used to go camping during his breaks .
that sounds like a great memory ! do you still camp ?
no , i do not anymore . i do like to work in my wood shop outdoors though .


i live near a park. i do not have a car. my favorite color is purple. i do not have any children. i listen to podcasts.

hello there , albert here . whats going on for you this morning ?
oh not much , just hanging out watching some tv . i am cat .
hey cat , i am watching a channel called escape . you ever watch it ?
no but it sounds interesting . i am more into podcasts than tv .
awesome ! i love podcasts as well . anything npr !
my favorite ! do you have any kids ?
no , but i have ten nieces and nephews . they are enough !
wow i bet . i do not have any either .
i work in the judicial system and have seen my fair share of bad kids .
that is a crazy job . i bet you have though , i do not think i could do that .
yeah , but it really keeps me grounded . also , it keeps me humble .
that is awesome . good to have a rewarding job .
yeah , given how things are in usa now , i want to be federal judge
its definitely crazy these days . what else do you do in your free time ?
i volunteer at a hospital near where i live . that is rewarding !
awesome ! i volunteer at the battered womens shelter , its very rewarding too .


i listen to classic rock. i work at a smoothie shop. i go to a local college. i watch basketball.

good afternoon how are you
hey , i am good so far
i love beer and cars
really ? interesting . what is your favorite car ?
i am a marketer and work in sales
do you listen to music ?
my favorite car is a mustang
ohh nice , i was thinking about buying one soon
yes i love classic rock
really ! ! me too . wow . fascinating
i love shooting darts for fun
do you drink anything else besides beer ? such as smoothies ?
yes only when i work out
really ? i currently have a job at smoothie shop
wow . that should help you lose weight
after work i try to listen to basketball games , because i love basketball .


i enjoy watching baseball. i hate running. my favorite color is orange. i have 2 cats and a dog. i am married with kids.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am good but i miss baseball already . i like watching it .
i used to play baseball and be wild , but have not in ages
my wife and kids do not like it but i think my pets do .
do you like to travel ?
2 cats pete and repeat and my dog bongo . they like sports more than my kids .
that does not really go along with what i asked . . .
i like to travel any way other than running . i do not like having to run .
i have always tried to travel to europe or central america , like ireland or puerto rico
i always wanted to go to central and south america .
any place down there specifically ?
they do not like baseball like i do . rio , sao paulo and lots of other places .
do you have any pets ?
remember my 2 cats and dog with the funny names ?


i am divorced. i enjoy reading. my favorite drink is dr pepper. i work in the emergency room. i am a nurse.

hi , i am just having a beer i have one every night after work
hello , i am looking for a good listener
sorry i do not listen well , i am looking for someone to listen to me
dr . pepper is my favorite drink , but i like beer and reading .
i like food specially meat and it has to been well done no pink ever
i will listen . divorced ladies like me like to listen
i am in construction what do you do for a living ? i do roofing .
nursing in the emergency room right now
oh man i will need to do too , lol the ladies like that i played football
football is nice . i am more of a reader than a sports person
nursing ? does that pay good ?
yes it does . it is stressful though
i like to ready books as well but only if they are about chevy trucks
i like nursing journals and self help books


my mother died when i was a child. i like to run. cooking is my passion. my favorite color is blue.

hi how are you doing ?
hi ! doing great ! you ? blue or green ?
i would have to go with green
ah , wrong ! blue is my fav color . what hobbies do you have ?
i love animals and music
i am into cooking and running ! what kind of music ?
i listen to country music
my mom liked country music . . . that is before she died
awww i am sorry to hear that
thanks ! it was long time ago , i was a child . anyway , do you have pets ?
yes i have 2 dogs . you ?
no , i do not have any , yet .
what do you do for a living
i prepare food . i would like think i am very good at it and people like my dishes


i play guitar. i love chocolate cake with extra frosting. i am a michigan state trooper. i have two siberian huskies. i have four daughters.

hi there , whats going on ?
hi nothing much just got done playing my guitar
very cool . i am hanging out with my doberman , burt .
oh i love dogs i have two huskies
huskies are the coolest .
i really like their blue eyes
so do i . last year form my 24th birthday i went to a husky rescue .
where are you currently located ?
in pennsylvania , what about you ?
i am a michigan state trooper
that is cool , i am a truck mechanic .
pretty good pay i heard
oh yeah , enough to buy burt and myself pizza every single day .
you must really love pizza


i d like to be a teacher in the future. my temper is pretty short. i m picky when it comes to food. i like early 2000s indie music. i love my pet dog more than anything.

good evening . how are you ?
i am great , how are you today ?
good . tired . i work at the vets office .
that is great . i would like to be a teacher in the future .
teaching is cool . i love history .
i would like to teach english . what is your favorite animal ?
dogs . we mostly get dogs at the clinic .
i love my dog . she is the cutest thing . do you have one ?
i do not . i spend so much time with them at work as is .
i understand that . what do you like to do ?
i do play for the local theater company .
that is great . i love indie music from almost twenty years ago
very cool . my fiance does as well !
do you go to any concerts in the area ?
on occasion . its so expensive lately .
you should check some out online for date night


i do not like wearing a swimsuit. my parents are lawyers. winter is my favorite season. if i cannot order it on the internet , i do not need it.

hey what are you doing today ?
watching game of thrones . what are you up to ?
just bored af . . need something fun to do
do you have any hobbies ?
i love working out at the gym . you ?
shopping and watching movies on netflix .
i love doing those things . we should be friends lol
lol what state do you live in ?
oregon . what about you ? where are you from ?
north carolina , right near the coast .
i bet its really nice there . would love to jog on the beach
its nice up here . but we do not get any snow . i love snow .


i like to go shopping. i live in a small town. driving in the country side is a pastime. i went to college. i wanted to be a nurse.

hello ! i am arnold . how are you ?
hey ! i am good , not much going on in this small town . how about you ?
not much to do here either . just watch television .
i would rather be shopping . what do you like to do ?
shopping is ok . i mainly just go to school and watch television .
what are you going to school for ?
i am only in 5th grade because i am 10
what do you want to be when you grow up ?
i want to be a super hero . that is why i drink orange juice all the time .
cool ! i wanted to become a nurse .
a nurse would be neat . i do not like needles .
they can be scary but it is just a pinch . do you like the country ?
i do like the country . i think it is pretty .
me too ! i love taking drives down the country side .


i want to be a doctor when i graduate. i love tacos but hate spaghetti. i just graduated high school. my favorite season is summer.

how are you doing today ?
hi there well . just finishing up a bunch of tacos
i have to wake up in the morning
me too . i have a job while i waiting to start college
i want to just travel all over the place
yeah . that was one of the most awesome things about summer .
do you have any pets ?
no . you must though , if you are asking .
i have 9 cats and 8 dogs
wow that is a lot .
yes and i love cars as well
huh . that is an interesting combination . say more .
i love to draw . what is your favorite cuisine ?
mexican . no spaghetti for me . what do you draw ?


while both my parents have thick european accents , i do not. i drive a motorcycle instead of a car. i am enrolled in several college credit courses. my parent s immigrated from europe before i was born.

how are you doing today ?
i am doing great how about yourself ?
doing okay . trying to get work done , but having trouble with getting motivated .
same welcome to life lol college student
i have so many papers to write . are you doing any better ?
same here ! i am doing well just real busy
i need to stop letting my mind wander .
hard to do with so many distractions ! where are you from
from texas , how about you ?
originally europe but now in new york lol
wow , you have come a long way !
yep i want to move to california
i have been to san diego . it was really nice there
i want to ride my motorcycle there


i live with my boyfriend of 5 years. i work in it. i live in vienna , austria now. i paint in my free time.

hello how are you today ?
fine . thinking of breaking up with my boyfriend . 5 years is too long for me .
i am sorry to hear , break up over text
well i live with him so doing that over text would be problematic
oh that sucks . maybe leave a note on the computer ?
my it work would give me the skills to do that . lol
lol . just pack your things and hit him with a hockey puck
we have moved to vienna , i do not know many people outside of him .
oh okay , well go to bars and meet some new friends
the art gallery could be a place . i love to paint vienna secession copies
yeah that could be a good place
what is your profession ? i am an it tech
i look after my mom who looks after grandma
oh . i used to do that . my mother was the sweetest person .
family is the best but the worst at the same time
families hold societies together . do you think ?


i enjoy my job , as a teacher. i enjoy video games. i enjoy singing. magic mike is my favorite movie. i live in a big city.

wow , someone is on ! good evening ! how are you ?
i love magic mike and singing
i have never been much of a singer , i prefer writing . my wife loves to sing .
i love teaching and live in the city . i hate it . hate it .
i love the city , so many museums . i love the art gallery . have you been ?
do you like video games ? i do , and magic mike .
i play a lot of games with my 10 nieces and nephews . keeps me busy .
wow ! that is alot of kids !
do you have any kids ?
3 . its awesome . they keep me busy
i never wanted any of my own , far too busy
i have fun with them
i bet they are . are you married ?
yes . that is fun fun fun


i work at a coffee shop. i have three roommates. i have an eyebrown piercing. my sister and i are in a grunge band. both of my parents are teachers.

hi how are you today
i am doing great today , how about you ?
i am ok wish my allergy medicine would kick in
i wish my ears would stop ringing . i played a gig last night and it was loud .
what kind of music do you play ? do you have ear protection ?
i am from seattle , so naturally i am all about grunge . ear protection is very un grunge lol
lol but it would stop your ears from ringing . i live in west va
oh nice , what kind of work do you do ?
i tend the farm we have a lot of pigs
mmmm , bacon . i am a barista at starbucks .
since i moved her i stopped eating meat
i hear a lot of people losing lots of weight by cutting out meat
i bet you drink a lot of coffee now that you work there . i have lost weight
yes i drink way too much coffee
that is easy to do with as good as it is
my roommates and i probably go through four pots a day


pizza is my favorite. i try to watch what i eat. i enjoy eating italian food. i am east asian. my name is tom.

hi , how are you today ?
hi ! great just finished my pizza ! i am tom . how are you ?
i am good , listening to some country music watching the reality show i was on .
which show were you in ?
a show on cbs but it was in 2007 . ll , now i work as circus clown .
cool ! how far did you get on the show ? do you get to travel a lot now ?
my teacher mom sent them a tape of me and i got on .
wonderful ! i bet it was fun . what hobbies do you have ?
i surf . love to surf . you ?
mostly eating italian food , which is kinda strange , since i come from east asia .
well , you do not have to be from a place to love the food .
true , i am a proof of that ! what food do you like ?
italian , mexican , and chinese . yum , yum , yum .
are you on a special diet for what you do in the circus ?


i am not very good at playing basketball. i don t really like vegetables or fruit but i pretend. my family owns a dairy farm. i once rescued a baby on a highway. i like playing badminton.

hello , my name is pat what your ?
my name is minny , how are you ?
fine , what is your favorite time of year ?
winter , cause all the fruits and veggies die
well my is spring not too hot or cold
what is the weirdest thing that has ever happened to your family ?
no none right now what about you
we found a baby on the side of a highway once and took it in
that is good thing that you all do .
we have a farm , so it was an extra farm hand
i love work on the farm too .
farm work is rather boring , and smells bad , but makes money
yes , that too but i grow up on the farm .
i grew up in the suburbs but we moved to a farm when i was a teenager
ok , i love fishing too , what about you ?
i kinda like to fish , but not too much since it is boring


i like my job. i love to ride my bike. i like going to the beach. i have a dog named george. i used to work for a cable company.

hi how are you doing ?
i am great ! enjoying my day at work ! you ?
i am a little sad but not too bad .
oh , no . why ?
i just feel that way all of the time
that is sad . maybe you need to go to the beach .
i wish that i had the energy to .
maybe you should get a pet . my dog george helps me feel better when i am sad .
i do not like animals .
what do you do for a living ? i had a job at the cable company .
i do not like to work
what do you like then ?
i do not like much of anything
oh . i love a lot of things . i like riding my bike .
that is nice . i wish i were you .
i think you just need a vacation . .


i love watching game of thrones. i once saw the easter bunny hiding behind my closet door. i grew up in alabama. i do not like the song sweet home alabama. my mom is a checker at the local grocery store.

hello , how are you doing ?
hi , i am good how about you ?
i am okay too . what do you have planned for today ?
to watch the newest game of thrones episode , what about you ?
lol i was watching that earlier . i prefer to watch the voice .
i also like the voice , so where you from ?
cali born and raised . always down for beach , love to swim . how about you ?
i was born in alabama but moved to ohio for a new job
that is cool . i am in the marines .
my mom also , but she is a checker at a grocery store
nice . read any good books lately ?
i do not read , how about you ?


zebras are my favorite animals. i m allergic to milk. i dream of becoming a famous actress. i don t like the beach. i am a writer.

hi what are you up to tonight ?
editing my manuscript . would you like to read it ?
i could edit it for you . i am in school to be an english teacher
perfect ! it is set in africa and is about a girl and her zebra .
sounds interesting . i moved from africa when i was only 5
do you remember any of it ? the girl crosses the namib desert and almost loses her zebra .
i remember a little . having to watch out for wild animals when outside
some places are dangerous . did you always want to be a teacher ?
yes i did . i hope to find a job when i graduate next september
if my manuscript is accepted i hope they cast me in the movie .
is that common for the author to act in the movie ? would be cool
works for sam lee and even steven king had his cameos .
oh yeah did not think of that . i hope it works for you
stan lee i mean . i auditioned for mary jane in one of those movies .
are you an actress too ? my brother is in a band but famous life is not for me
aspiring . there must have been milk in something i ate that day , got so sick .


i am very smart. i work as a janitor. i love to drink whiskey. i wear contacts.

hey how are you doing today ?
i am good . how about you ?
doing well . i am looking for a new home .
that sounds like fun ! i am just working on school and work .
yea i am looking for a beach home . www no partying ?
on occasion . when there is whiskey involved lol
i love whiskey . i host amazing parties .
you will have to invite me to one . no pool parties , i lose my contacts underwater !
i will . we can do some honey whiskey shots . i love those
honey whiskey is good . my fave is devils cut though
what about makers mark 46 ? got a favorite animal ?
there is no such thing as a bad whiskey ! i like wolves


i have made over 90 , 000 on trifecta bets alone this year. i am trying to open my own teaching program for horse racing. i hope one day to own a stable of at least 10 race horses. i haven t been on a date since high school. i am a professional horse racing handicapper.

? doing you r how , there hi
i am doing well , how are you ?
? nature like you do , good very
i do like nature , i am very into horses . do you own any ?
electronic like i ? like you do music of kind what
i am bad with music , maybe that is why i can not get dates .
? country another in lived you ever have
no only in america . i make a lot of money here
lot a debt in in . great sounds that
yeah i made 95 thousand this year trifecta betting
leaving about dream just i ! dream the living are you
i am not sure what you mean
country another in living about lot a dream i
oh i do not quite get it . what is your favorite color
? yours about what guess pinkie
oh yeah pink is pretty nice


i am in school to be a computer engineer. my best friend is gay. one day i hope to own my own company. my passion is in programming.

whats up with you today ? feeling a little down an out you ?
yeah , kinda . my job is not giving me enough hours .
awe man why not ? i work for commercials
well , juggling school and work is difficult
i love watching tv my dad passed when i was in high school last year .
one day , i will be incharge of my own business and i will work however many hours
i understand totally , i love metal music sometimes you gotta rock out
actually , i am going to go rock out with my friend at the gay pride parade later
that is pretty dope ? you enjoy tv or movies ?
yeah , anything to do with computers .
cool what do you like to watch ?
rob cop is pretty good movie .
i like just about anything honestly
that is nice man . yeah , i hope to get my degree soon in computer engineering


my favorite color is green. i enjoy visiting national parks. one of my favorite hobbies is gaming. i currently work in an office job. i enjoy running.

hi how are you today
i am doing food . just having a break at work . office jobs get a bit mundane
what kind of office is it
well , its nothing interesting like gaming , i can tell you that
is that your favorite thing
yes it really is , that and going for a run
i enjoy skateboarding as well
that is cool . i once saw a kid skating at a national park .
yeah it is very fun
you like national parks then ? i love the green scenery . green is just the best color
sometimes but i have never been
you should come with me sometime
yeah i can take my skateboard
that sounds fun , maybe you could teach me


i have a black purse. my favorite artist is guns and roses. i like to wear black. i like rock music.

i there i love working out its important
hello , yes it is ! do you like music ?
yes i do an i only eat healthy !
ok , whats your favorite band ? i love guns and roses .
cool , i do not like any bands i am always busy with soccer .
oh , i like rock bands . whats your favorite color ?
i must always look like i am having fun on the gram
do you mean instagram ? how old are you ?
i got a scholarship for soccer too
that is great ! my favorite color is black , i always wear it . whats yours ?
i am 21 , i need to go workout again today .
i am 25 . i need to go buy another black purse . cheers !


i like country music. i live by myself. i play the guitar. i like to go for runs.

hey there , how is it going ?
i am doing well . just playing the guitar .
my truck is warming up , getting ready to head to work .
sounds exciting ! where do you work ?
as long as the weather holds , i do roofing .
sounds like a pleasant job being outdoors . i am so sick of my office job !
i played football throughout high school . being outdoors is second nature to me .
nice ! i have always lived in big cities so i love nature but from afar .
i do not care for them , i prefer the country and having a nightly beer outside .
i can understand that . i enjoy country music though .
i like rap . tupac is my dude .
i am more into garth brooks .
never heard of him , is he country ?
i believe that he is .


i love new technology. i really enjoy reading the news. i wish i could play the stock market well. i try to find easy ways to make money.

hi , how are you today ?
i am fine , thank you . how about yourself ?
doing great , just getting ready to cook myself a nice steak dinner
perhaps you could make money cooking if your good at it . i like to make easy money .
i used to play concerts , i am a guitarist , now i work online
if i could play the stock market well , i might invest money into your band .
i play the markets every now and then , but they are too fickle
i love how new technology may help with playing the stock market , as well as working online .
yes , working from home is easy , i do not have to get out of my pjs
what i find enjoying is reading the news . perhaps i could also do it in my pjs .
better than my last job , in a box making factory
that does not sound like an easy way to make money . new tech makes home working easier .
i do not miss all the cardboard
do you suggest me investing in the box making factory in the stock market ?


i sometimes write poetry. my favorite color is black. i like to skate. i want to visit the uk.

good day . how are you ?
i am good . looking online about taking a trip to the uk .
oh really ? there are some great places to participate in horseback riding there !
i have never gone horseback riding . i love to skate though .
where there are you headed ? i have a house with an indoor rink .
there is a rink near my house .
that is great ! makes it easier to practice . are you professional ?
no , i wish ! i work for a real estate company . boring !
you are ? ! i am looking for an agent !
really ? to buy or sell ?
sell . or buy . i have quite a few houses , and some i just never get to .
oh . what do you do for a living ?
i am an actress . a list
oh , that is very cool .
not to brag or anything . what sorts of homes do you work with most often ?
anything , but beach homes are my specialty .


i wonder about what life in space would be like. i enjoy classical music. regular life disappoints me. i don t get along with my family.

hello ! how are you today ?
do you ever get boarded with life ?
i do because i am stuck in a wheel chair
i bet you get allot of attention because of your disability . i envy that .
i do not get a lot of attention though
you must stick out in a crowd . no one notices me not even my family .
i am sorry to hear and i really do not get much attention
what kind of music do you like ? i love the classics like boch and mozart
i do not listen to much music
you do not listen to music ? are you from outer space ?
do not have a lot of time with my 2 kids
ugh , family ! i have not spoken to my family in years .
throw tomatoes at them since they are disgusting
ha ! that would make them pay attention to me for sure !
and make them covered in red
you say such strange things . youre cool . are you sure your not an alien ?


my favorite animal is the koala. i do not like beer. i work part time. i live with a roommate.

hi how are you today ?
i am doing good . i am just getting ready for work .
where do you work ? very cool
i work a part time job at a retail store . you ?
i am auditioning for a talent show but i am son nervous
you will do just fine . i think my roommate also auditioned for a talent show
do you know how to fix nerves ? i am so shy
i have no idea i am also very shy
dang it . i love to sing and i am so good but so shy
well you can pretend not to see the audience maybe that can work
i tried to imagine them naked but i forgot my own clothes
that is very funny being nervous . it make you forget things
yeah maybe someday i will get it
hmm if you set your mind to something you will achieve anything you want


i prefer baseball over football. i like sports. i work for a government agency. my favorite food is pizza. my favorite team is the washington nationals.

hi how are you doing
hello is anyone here tonight ?
i am here just crushing on my co worker and not sure how to tell her
interesting . is she a married lady ?
yes that is the problem i need an inhaler when talking to her
so you have asthma , and she is married ?
yes you got that right only flares up around her her husband body builds
well sound to me like she is very unavailable .
yes she is but it will not stop me
you plan on pursuing her , even though she is married ? dude not cool
she will be ok if i can ever talk without loosing my breath
did you see the nats tonight ? good game
i did not watch i should have though
yeah the pizza joint went crazy when the ball went out
i would imagine did oyu eat there
yeah i love pizza


i love nighttime. my favorite food is pizza. i just bought new hoop earrings. i have a cat named charlie. i am an artist.

happy sunday ! how are you today ?
not bad . just trying to get my hair untangled from my hoop earring . how about you ?
watching tennis on der , so happy . i would be happier playing , but this is good too .
i once sketched a couple playing tennis . the intensity of their expressions was irresistable
it is intense , but fun . what do you like to do for fun ?
i love watching the stars come out , and watching charlie chase my laser pointer lol
haha . i like laser pointers , the red dot . its my favorite color .
mine is silver . i am craving pizza , like always ! do you like pizza
yeah , but burgers are my favorite .
what else do you do for fun ?
my current obsession is hamilton the musical . seen it ?
no . its a broadway show , right ?


i live on a boat. i got married last year. i have my own salon. my hair is colored purple. i am a hair stylist.

hey , how are you doing ?
spectacular . do you want me to cut your hair ?
no , i do not cut my hair as it sets off my anxiety . you a hairstylist ?
yes , i can give you a head massage before ! please ?
no way . my husband would freak when he got from his engineering job .
okay , well i understand just call me when you do . what are you up to ?
i mostly stay at home and am currently chasing my two year old around . you ?
just re dying my hair purple and enjoying the hues
purple . nice ! ! i cannot dye my hair until after the birth of my second child .
i am getting ready for that stage just need to pop the little alien out !
me too . i am due in three weeks .
remember , breathe in ! ! breath out ! ! breathe in ! ! breathe out ! ! !


i have a poodle named nanette. i work on wall street. i love smooth jazz. i actually like wearing suits and ties.

hi , how are you this evening ?
nannette is the name of my poodle dog
cute . does she have an attitude ?
my career is based in the new york financial sector
that sounds like a stressful job is it on wallstreet ?
i prefer easy jazz music
i prefer the sound of children laughing .
i love to put on a suit and tie surprisingly
i guess that is half the battle !
my dogs name is nannette , she is a poodle
easy there , robot man !
wall street is a great place to have a job
i am glad you like it
so long humanoid carbon lifeform


i decided to become vegan a year ago. sometimes i volunteer at an urban farm. i work at the grocery store. i am vegan. i help around with bookkeeping and tours.

will you help me in my garden ?
sure , what do you garden ?
vegetables mostly , some other things sometimes
i volunteer at urban farms so i can definitely help .
do you love being outdoors ?
i do ! it was being outdoors that led me to becoming a vegan .
i am not a vegan do not juge me
i will try not to ! do you have hobbies besides gardening ?
building stuff , traveling , stuff like that ? ?
nice i like tours and bookkeeping . do you have a job ?
no , do you ? i want someone to throw money at me
you could get a job at the grocery store with me . they will throw coins at you .
okay , that would work . thank you
no problem . you should also become a vegan though


i work graveyard in a hotel. i like to surf every chance i get. i love the snow. my favorite actor is robert denaro.

hi , i am max and i am an introvert . so , lets keep this short .
i work graveyard at a hotel so i can surf all day
sounds cool . how long have you been surfing ?
i just started last year when i went to college in california
wow , i am not sure i would master it just in one year .
i am still learning but really am having fun
what do you go to college for ?
i am going for acting . . . robert denaro was an inspiration to me
you are an extrovert , then . i hate being in the spotlight .
i still get very nervous but i am working on it .
do you prefer acting comedy or drama ?
both . i use to make videos as a kid making snowmen . snow is my favorite .
when it comes to movies , i love fantasy . especially dragons .
i love dragons , its fun to watch movies with them all the action .


i do not own any pets. i am a recruiter. i lease my car. my favorite meal is brunch. my car is black.

hey there ! a traveler of the usa here how are you ?
hi i am good what is your job
i had worked at a factory making boxes , you ?
i work ina recruiting company
what kind of music do you like ? story so far is my fav .
really anthing that is on the radio
i used to play guitar and travel all over .
that is cool do you have pets
nope , what about you ?
no i wish i had a dog
i could never really have a pet since i am gone a lot
that is true what do you like to eat
i am a carnivore through and through you ?
i like brunch especially at a cute spot
do you like chains or mom and pop diners ?
mostly mom and pop places


my favorite writer is nicholas sparks. i enjoy cooking. i own a cleaning company. my mother was a teacher. i am married.

hello how are you doing today ?
could be better , having a rough monday . how are you ?
my girlfriend broke up with me says she is leaving me so not good .
oh that is terrible ! i am so sorry ! my heart goes out to you . how long were you together ?
well we been together two years , she keeps threatening to leave me .
does she have a reason why ?
i feel trapped in a relationship , i do not know what to do .
you feel trapped ? maybe you both should move on . do you live together ?
i am a guitar player in band , she says that is not a real job .
well , she is not supporting you is she ?
no not at all , i am professional , i make a lot .
oh then that is crazy of her to say ! does not sound like she supportive


i go to bed pretty late. my passion is in programming. one day i hope to own my own company. i am in school to be a computer engineer.

good afternoon how are you today
i am kind of tired to be honest . how about you ?
i am tired too and my skunk stinks
ah , i went to bed late last night because i was up programming .
i painted my finger nails green
why ? what else do you like to do in your free time ?
clean my attic apartment and pet my skunk
interesting , i am studying to become a programmer .
awesome that sounds kinda boring
no , it is actually very interesting . i hope to start my own company .
well good luck with that
thank you , you should look into it sometime . programming lets you do a lot .
i am interested in literature
what kind of literature interests you ?
italian and i love mexican food
what like taco bell or something ?


i work 60 hours a week. i love sunsets. i eat breakfast then go right back to bed. sometimes i think i should get out and exercise more.

hello there ! i just graduated from college
i have not been in school for awhile . i work all the time
that is cool , i just accepted a job at this elementary school in my hometown .
that is awesome . i work at a school too . 60 hours a week
yikes , life in the system eh ?
it is pretty hard . i do not get enough exercise like i should
i am only 22 , so this is my first major career job !
well congrats . i am proud of you . what do you do for fun ?
well , teaching is basically my hobby because i enjoy working with children ! how about you ?
i love to watch the sun set . nothing is better
i have the most amazing view of the sunset from my new apartment !
i am so jealous . i have to drive out to the country to see a good one
i see it right over the ocean . nothing better if you ask me !
i would love that . what do you do in the morning time ?
on weekdays i work at the school , but on weekends i play guitar all day !
i love music . i pretty much eat breakfast then go back to sleep


i grow the tallest sunfloweres you ve ever seen. i spend most of my days working at my church s food pantry. i love agatha christie novels. i have 5 children , though 2 have passed away. my husband and i have a suicide pact.

hello . i just got back from australia . how are you ?
i am well . just finished working at the church food pantry where o am . most days .
i also like to go to ireland . it is where my mother was from .
i have 5 lovely children that are my world . 2 have died
i am sorry to hear that . do you have fun hobbies ?
the tallest sunflowers you have ever seen are over their graves
wow that sounds wonderful ! did you plant them there ?
i grow them as well as read agatha christie novels
my father liked those books too and he was a great famous author .
i love reading them . do you like to read ?
yes . the first grown up book series i read was the black stallion .
reading keeps me from thoughts of the suicide pact i have with my husband
sounds like you are managing really well for yourself and family .
try too . i would enjoy ireland


i am a rapper. i drive a ferrari. i just bought a new mansion. i am touring with frank ocean.

hello , how are you ? where are you from ? i am from alabama
i am doing fantastic . life is good . oh , and i am from florida .
but i hate sweet home alabama especially that new age kid rock garbage
i see . i am really into hip hop myself . both personally and professionally .
that is sweet , i am into classic rock , personally . i heard florida is beautiful this summer !
yes it is . what has your summer in alabama been like ?
i grew up there ; live in ny now . visited recently ; terrible , there are neo nazis everywhere !
man that sucks ! so what kind of work do you do ?
alabama brings memories though ; as a child , i recall the easter bunny hiding behind the closet door .
ha ! did he jump out and scare you ?
my moms a checker at germans , a grocery store ; and i work as her supervisor .
cool . whats it like working with your moms ?
you bet he scared me ! and its alright , i love being with her , but its hard .
oh , is it awkward being her boss ?


i am saving money to buy my first car. i am taking a year off before i start college. i am eighteen years old. i currently work at mcdonalds. i live with my parents.

hi how are you doing i am okay and happy .
i am good just tired , just got out of work at mcdonalds
i enjoy all animals and things my horses too .
cool , do you go to school ?
no school i like art and drawing my associates as a pony .
me either , taking a year off before college . how old are you ?
i do not know i just love being strange and weird .
my parents think i am pretty strange for an 18 year old sometimes
just joking i am 50 years old i am half of 100 .
half a century old , that is pretty cool . do you drive ?
i do not think you are strange you are cool . i do not drive .
thank you ! i do not either yet , i am saving for a car
cool i like to look at the show anime .
anime is cool but i only watch when my parents are gone
what is your favorite food by the way eating pork skins .
pork skins are good but my favorite is spaghetti


i enjoy jazz music. i work at a factory. my favorite city is seattle. i broke my nose when i was ten. i ride my bicycle everywhere.

hello how arre you today ?
i am good ! winding down the day with some smooth jazz
sounds relaxing . i love jazz
me too ! i once broke my nose trying to peak in on a jazz concert !
ouch ! i know that had to hurt
yep . i was 10 . my nose is still messed up
oh wow ! sorry to hear that
haha , it was over 25 years ago , i am over it
are you male or female ?
i am a man . . . a man with a plan . . . . lol
lol . i am a female
nice to meet you female . whats your favorite city ?


she likes to grow plants in her garden. my best friend lives in a big city. my mother is a social worker for the school system. i go visit them sometimes.

i have a new car and its nice to meet you . you sing ?
no . what kind of car ?
honda , you drive ? if so what ?
i drive into atlanta sometimes to see my mom and best friend
i see . what kind of car ? i got scholarship to florida state .
i drive a prius . i like to protect the earth
cool ! i majoring in business . hope one day to get an mba . you sing ?
no . i spend most of my time in my garden .
hmmm . some people sing in their garden . i will be 19 on tuesday .
that is great . did you just graduate high school ?
oh , thought i had lost you . yes i did . i am an honor student . you dance ?
not really i am kind of an introvert
oh okay . i glad you have a garden to be with . i paint .
my mom works with high school kids . where did you go to school ?
harrison hs in champagne il . you know how to make a unicorn cry ?
no i do not . how ?


i have three roommates. my sister and i are in a grunge band. i have an eyebrows piercing. i work at a coffee shop.

hello ! where are you from ?
hi i am currently in cali . . . you ?
my sister lives in burbank ! i am in nj
i am in riverside . not far from there
what do you do for a living ?
i am a student and i work at starbucks
how mad would you be if the unicorn was a permanent drink ?
what the heck is that ?
that starbucks drink everyone went crazy over a few months ago
oh ok i have no idea . . .
do you like to gamble ?
yes i do . i go to the casinos


i am the leader of the french fry research department at del taco. my daily driver is a bicycle that you pedal with your hands. my favorite band is up. i once fell up a whole flight of stairs.

hi how are you today ?
i am great . how about you
pretty good . tell me about yourself ?
i run research at a french fry company
better make sure to wash your face !
thanks . i do that often . so often
haha i bet . i wash my dolls faces often too
ooh . that is nice . gotta tell my daughter about that
i sleep in my princess bed i think i am one
that is nice . do you have stuffed toys
of course ! i am a four year old
wow . i would love to meet you someday


my favorite color is green. my name is gerald. i like rock music. i work at mcdonalds.

hello i just lost all my money in the casino . i have a problem
have you consulted a hotline for your gambling problem yet ?
yes and it does help . i go hiking to curb my cravings now
that sounds wonderful ! i love hiking because of how green things are .
yes i love how green this ar myself
do you work near where you hike ?
no i live far away . i am a telemarketer . i love the phone
i hate taking phone calls , i work as a cashier at mcdonalds because i love people .
i worked the service hotline at mcdonalds speaking spanish
i am not very good at spanish , but i did take it in high school .
you seem very good with people . i bet you do a good job at work
i try to , but everyone has their good and bad days .
yes tell me about it . i spent my whole paycheck playing poker and lost
setbacks are okay , over time you will get better at avoiding gambling .


i enjoy the outdoors. my friends and i go hiking all the time. my favorite breakfast is pancakes. i am a hardcore biker.

hey how are you today
i am great ! how are you ?
i am doing good . i am cooking some greek food today
that sounds delicious . i made pancakes for breakfast this morning .
that sounds good . i am greek and indian so i eat weird things to most people
that does not sound weird . i love to hike with my friends , is that weird ?
no i like to hike too sometimes .
how about biking ? i love to bike .
no i do not like biking . but if you have fun with it that is great
what other things do you like to do ?
i just cook its my favorite thing to do . i even do it for a living
what kind of food do you cook at work ?
i work at an india restaurant .
i have never gone to an indian restaurant .
you should try it the food is very spicy but some is not
what is your favorite food at your restaurant ?


my husband works at a telecom. i am a mother of 2 daughters. i m a people person. i love adventures like mountain climbing.

hi , i am jenny , i like collecting stuff .
hi i am linda and i am a stay at home mom
that is nice . how many kids do you have ?
i have 2 daughters clarice and beth
i want to have 2 girls some time , too . how old ?
they are 10 and 15
almost all grown up . do you miss working ?
not really i go mountain climbing alot while the girls are at school
i would be scared to try . i like going to antique stores .
antiques are fun and i meet new people when i go
do you have a team or is it just you ?
yes i always have my best friends with me just to be safe
good . what else do you enjoy ?
i love taking taking adventures to places i have never been before


i ride horses. i like to ride motorcycles. i collect vintage cars. i have many homes.

hello ! how are you today ?
hi , doing ok . how are you ?
i could be better , i had to wash dishes !
aw bummer . i am getting ready to go riding today
i am planning on sitting on my couch and doing nothing
sounds nice too . what are your hobbies ?
really just watching t . v . and playing with my puppy
any favorite shows ? i like riding . . . horses , motorcycles , my classic cars .
i love american horror story
nice . where do you live ?
i love in new mexico , what about you ?
berkeley right now . but i also live in portland , arizona , and others
portland arizona ? never heard of it
no sorry portland oregon and a little town in arizona that no one has ever heard of
ohhhh okay that makes more sense
yeah haha . i like to drive my motorcycle or vintage cars back and forth


i work in marketing for a large company. i like to try different beers from various countries. i like to work on cars. my favorite music genre is classic rock.

hi , what do you do for fun ?
i like to work on antique cars while listening to classic music .
cool , i really like painting with acrylics . i am in art school at the moment
awesome i work at a marketing company that provides graphic for advertising .
oh cool i do not know a lot about marketing
its the sales part of advertising . i am currently working on a beer campaign .
that is awesome . man i really wanna dye my hair blue blonde is boring
now that is funky , go for it . . .
yea lots of people in art school have funky hair
they are artistic and like to show diversity .
more people should do it , it looks cool
what is life without taking risks ?


i think canadian women are incredibly attractive. i like hiking up volcanoes. i drive a prius. i cannot get enough ginger snaps. sometimes , i like to relieve myself when on roses.

hello ! care to chat with a grandmother ?
why not . . how are you doing ? ?
good . just feel too old to be 44 . how about you ?
i am jst 20 . . how was ur weekend ?
its been pleasant did not have to drive that hour to and from work .
course . . anything fun this weekend ? ?
a cook out and making a choice between cheesy hot dog or chili corn dog .
do you go out a lot ? ?
not really . raising my grandchild and everything . how about you ?
i like to go into nature a lot . .
that sounds nice . i just like night over days but love sunshine . weird right ?
no . . its crazy lol
figures . i mean i still am in love with dragons . wish they were real
ya . . those are transformed into our cars . .


i love my girlfriend. my father was also in the military. i eat a lot of meat. i m going to school to get my bachelor s degree. i m a veteran.

bonjour ! how are you today ?
i am doing very good how are you doing today ?
parlez vous français mon nouvel ami ?
you would think being stationed in france i would have learned french
i have never actually been how is it ?
it was beautiful i fell in love with fresh meat while there
haha sounds blissful . i hear the pasta is fantastic too !
the pasta was good but no where near as good as italy
that is what my mom would tell me too
i used to travel with my dad who is ex military
oh . yeah . i never met mine but he was military too .
i am sorry you never got to meet him
its all good . i get all the love i need from work . haha
i have managed to avoid work


i like spending time with my friends and family. i would travel the world if i could. i like to read a lot of books. i am not much of a fan of hot weather. i like listening to all genres of music except country music.

hi how are you today
hi ! i am doing well . how are you ? what music do you like ?
i do not really like music . sports ?
i am not into sports . i read books . i like all music , except country .
do you own a car ?
no , not yet . i really want to travel the world with a car , plane , anything
are you very tall then ?
is 5 11 tall enough ?
nope . i am a big tall giant
and how tall are you then ?
over 7 ft tall i am gentle though
ok , if you say so . are your parents tall too ?
yeah and we drive fast cars
a furious bunch ! i like spending time with mine too friends and family
we have to buy convertible tops obviously
are you into any sports ?


i live in a tiny house to save money. i collect single malt scotch. i listen to blues and jazz. i tend bar on the weekends. during the week i go to college to become a lawyer.

care to chat with a diabetic ?
oh yes . sounds like so much fun . ets eat donuts
i have to stick myself with needles to check blood sugar daily .
that sounds awful . let me
it is . i should be riding my bicycle for exercise but i hate it .
i si live in a tiny house
do you have any pets at home ? i have 3 dogs .
i have 14 monkeys and a man
lol . instruments ? drums are what i am very good at .
i m great at playing the sock
what is a sock instrument ?
i go to college right now
oh cool , what do you study ?
how to eat cheese fast


my daughter just graduated college. i run more then 2 miles a day even though i hate it. i have only one child. i have been in 3 triathlons. i like snowboarding.

hi how are you doing
aching ! i just ran under 5 miles in the heat and i m hot tired cranky
that sounds crazy . why did you do that ?
i though maybe of trying another triathlon but the running part i hate !
i like to eat not exercise but i should
i love to eat as well but i m trying to watch my figure
i need to . i work in the health field .
that sounds quaint . i m independently wealthy . love it !
how did you get wealthy
snowboarding is my passion and i met my first husband in the alps .
that sounds fun . how is the alps ?
tall ! i m going to take my daughter there this winter as a graduation present . you rich ?
i am not . i work in health care .
sad . i m looking forward to a big tax break so i can keep more money
you really must like money .
i used to be middle class and now am terrifically rich . no comparison .


i am the youngest of 8 kids. i sell real estate and wait tables on the weekends. i have a close circle of friends i would do anything for. i never stop looking for love.

hello there ! how are you ?
i am looking for love , i will never stop . was the youngest of eight kids did not get enough love .
california is a good place for love
i sell estates here if you are interested . i also have to wait tables on the weekends
nah i got terrible credit . sorry
my close circle of friends fought a clown monster together . we can do anything
man i hate those clowns . always making balloon animals
so lets try to get you moved down here bad credit and all . we need more fighters
i love to fight . fighting is my favorite
and i am looking for a lover remember . . .
well i hope you like rap music
i love rap music and strong men or women ! i just want to feel love again
do like the lion king ?
only if you do i am desperate love me please ! ! ! ! !
can you feel the love tonight ?
not yet but i need it baby !


i drink coffee every day. i am a teacher. i do yoga every morning. i have a twin sister.

my name is mary , i wore glasses as a kid ,
why did you have to wear glasses
i had really bad eye sight .
can you see better now
a lot better . my fave color is green like my eyes . my mom works as a librarian
what do you do for a job
i am looking to work in publishing .
what are you going to publish
well more like novel books or even autobiographies .
what do you write about
a lot blogs online
what are they about ? food ?
a lot of it is food blogs that i have tried over time .
what kind of food do you write about
it is more like cuisines i have tried from different places .
where all have you been


i have a pet skunk. my masters degree is in italian literature. my brother thinks he is a viking. my nails are painted green. i live in a nice attic apartment in portland or.

how are you doing today ?
i am doing good , how are you ?
i am doing good . just thinking of new products to add to my online shop
awesome , what type of products did you have in mind ?
i make all sorts of clothes as well as purses , jewelry , backpacks , bed spreads
that is great , do you sell them online ?
i am just trying to see what i want to add next to the shop . yes
how about clothes for pets ? i would like options for my pet skunk .
yes i make clothes for pets .
are they cost efficient ?
www . cafepress . com lelesfashionshop1 is the link to my shop and yes they are
awesome , did you go to school for fashion ?
no i been designing since i was a teenager
that is great , natural talent . i will be sure to visit your online shop !
thank you so much i really appreciate it
you are welcome , have a great day !


i enjoy nature. i teach a yoga class. my favorite food is salad. i am single.

i am just so sensitive . . . and i thought girls liked that !
must be going through emotion . what happened to you ?
okay , so i joined a band . i am the drummer . but none of the girls like me .
i am sure there are some that do . just maybe to shy to say .
what if they find out i still live at home ?
i am sure most girls do not even mind . me , being single , would not care either !
are you a girl who is in her mid twenties ?
yes , and also a yoga instructor . who loves nature .
wow . i am so impressed . you seem like an interesting person .
thanks . i do not think i am at all interesting . so do you have more hobbies ?
i like driving around in my ford mustang . . . i like making new friends .
my favorite kind of car ! yes , new friends are good . any favorite foods ?
i eat everything . . . interested in grabbing a bite to eat ?
if it includes salad , my favorite . i am up for it .


i am a father. i work many hours. i like basketball. my favorite band is imagine dragons. i am from texas.

hello , how are you this evening ?
i am well with the kids , how is your evening .
good . what do you do for a living ? i am a football player for the eagles .
cool ! i feel so sorry for my home town , i love basketball .
what is your home town ? i am a quarterback for the team .
i like bands , the 1 i love is imagine . thank you .
music is good . i just started quarterbacking last season .
that is cool i would love to watch but i am always working .
i have been in the league two years . what do you do for work ?
i love being with my kids when i am off though .
what do you do for work ?
i work for a construction , you ?


i work as a veterinarians assistant. i leave the dogs home when i visit my parents. my mother is allergic to dogs. i love dogs. i have 2 dogs as pets.

hi how are you doing tonight
i am well trying to get to it , like dogs ? i love em
yeah i like dogs i had a couple growing up .
really ? i got 2 right now
yeah i do not have any now . what do you do for a living
my mom hates to visit she allergic to them
that is not cool maybe keep them outside when she comes
true but their hair is every where
yeah some do shed a lot
i leave them at home they get so mad lol
i bet always bring them back a treat lol
1 does the other does not i gotta leave em home when i go to my parents ugh


i get my nails done every saturday. my family owns a grocery store. i daydream about cafes in paris. i secretly love watching we wrestling. i work as a receptionist at a lawyers office.

hi
hi
how are you ?
i am well and you ?
good what are your hobbies ?
every saturday i like to get my nails done
that sounds amazing i work out a lot and worry they will chip
yeah mine chip quite a bit so i have to get them done every week
what kind o music do you like
i like r b and pop , you
metal ! it keeps me energized at the gym
do you have any guilty pleasures ?
i am currently engaged and am a little bit crazy with wedding planning lol
wedding planning is always insane ! my guilty pleasure is watching we
that is cool
yeah , what do you do for a living


i recently graduated from college. i have not had luck with finding a job. so i started a small business. i sell miscellaneous stuff in local fairs. its been doing better than i expected.

hi . how are you doing today ?
good , its a bit rainy though . tell me about yourself .
i am a real animal lover and have several pets .
that is cool ! i am a degenerate college graduate with no job
oh that is a little tough . i am in a pretty good spot and make around ask a year .
i sell miscellaneous stuff at local fairs , its being going well .
that is a great way to generate cash . i make clothes to supplement my income .
that is sounds tough ! making clothes
actually , i love it . it kind of goes with my lifestyle as a vegetarian .
ew vegetarians , i do not trust them .
yikes ! i also work for peta so you may not like me at all .
rage get out please .


i drive 300 mile a week for work. i like to run. my favorite movie is 16 candles. i have 3 children.

hi there , how are you ?
not bad , how are you ?
i am good , just enjoying a sewing project i am doing for a few friends .
that sounds cool , but not sure i would have enough patience for it !
i enjoy it . i put on some katy perry and its like therapy
katy perry has some good tunes for running , that is what i like doing
i like to run with my friends sometimes . what else do you enjoy ?
watching movies . my favorite is 16 candles . have you seen it ?
i have seen it ! classic . you like to hunt ?
no , not really . my kids keep me pretty busy so little time for hobbies .
my husband wants to raise our kids to hunt for food too .
how many kids do you have ?
i have three kids , how about you ?
i also have three kids !


my favorite color is hunter green. i would like to open a restaurant someday. i am a personal chef. in my free time , i watch movies and sleep.

i got gay married last year . my husband is much older .
congrats i am cindy a chef i aspire to own a restaurant
i just went across the street to a spanish restaurant today . love them .
awesome what is you favorite color ? mine happens to be green
i suppose i like green too , because i live mostly in the country , but was in town .
oh i grew up on a farm . do you have hobbies ? i like netflix and sleep
yes , i like movies too , but at theaters . i also like sex .
i rarely go to theatres too many people
the last time i went to one i was the only person in there ! freaky .
oh that would not of been bad at all
it seemed nice at first , but then it was lonely . i got some pasta presently .
oh that sounds good right now
it is usually doable , so versatile , pesto , fettucine , ziti , etc .
sounds really good . did you watch any games today ?
no , i am not a big fan of team sports , more surfing , etc . did you ?
no i was really busy today did not have a chance


i have a black and white cat named cow. i have been dating my boyfriend for over 10 years. i hate the feeling of chalk.

hello , how are you ?
good how are you ?
okay , what do you do for a living ?
i am in between jobs right now what about you
same . what do you like to do for fun ?
i love to relax with my fluffy cat named cow
lol that is quite the name . what state do you live in ?
i live on teh west coast with my boyfriend of 10 years
that is nice i have never been to the west coast . i live in north carolina .
the weather must be nice there
its so nice to be this close to the ocean .
so true


my dad is journalist for the new york times. i was born premature. i recently broke my leg. i have one older sister named mary.

hi . how are you today
hello ! i am good , i am stuck in bed with a broken leg
oh no . i would love that to be honest . i hate waking up in the morning .
i do too , i have always been sleepy since i was born early
how early ? my parents are so distant since i was born .
i was born two months early , i am sorry about your parents !
it is ok . i see a therapist about it three times a week .
my older sister is a therapist ! her name is mary
really ? maybe i need to see her . mine does not understand me .
that stinks , i have never needed a therapist but mary is good !
i have troubles with my emotions . i need a therapist
what kind of emotions do you have trouble with ?
all of them . it is hard for me to feel naturally .
i am so sorry , why do you feel that way ?


i am not very good at playing basketball. i once rescued a baby on a highway. i like playing badminton. my family owns a dairy farm. i don t really like vegetables or fruit but i pretend.

how are you doing today
i am doing good ! just got off the freeway .
what were you doing on there
i saved an infant from a burning car while going to a basketball game .
that is really crazy . are they okay ?
everyone is fine . i just happened to be passing by .
it is good that you were
on my family farm , there is a need to know rescue techniques . it was easy .
i wish that you could magically fix things
i could help you . i hate fresh produce but i fake it pretty well .
do you have a magic wand
i live in seattle , so i have magic weed . could that help ?
no i do not think so
shoot . i smoke when i play badminton . it helps me focus .


i want to be a librarian. my skin is olive colored. i wear glasses that are cateyes. my eyes are green. my purse has a picture of a skunk on it.

hi there , how are you ?
it s my days off so i m fine thank you , you ?
it never feels like a day off when you live with your parents like me
oh i understand . i moved away last year to go to college
i travel too often for college !
i cant stay online too long , i have to pick up my new pair of eyeglasses
you can still talk to me on i message ? i have got an iphone !
probably not . busy day . picking up my pepe le peu purse from repair shop
oh i see . cute purse , do you own it in red ? my favorite color
no . red clashes with my olive skin , not to mention my greenish eyes .
you sound very pretty ! what else do you like ?
books ! which probably explains why i m studying to become a librarian . you ?
wow , that is exciting . do you ever travel for that ?
no . i live at school . i travel though to go to rockabilly concerts
do you live at school or with parents still like me ?
i live at school . thankfully . love parents but don t have to live with them !


i play piano. i have a ten year old son. i am doing financial business now. i hope to become a music teacher after retirement. i graduated high school in 1986.

names jackie and i have lived a sheltered life
nothing wrong with that , jackie . i am gerard and i myself am a bit of a hermit .
my parents are strict and i cannot even drive and 17 years old
well , i feel old . i am almost three times your age . do you ever have any fun ?
not really , i about to raise hell and rebel to get my way .
you have a lot in common with my son . i always encourage music . do you play ?
i am in some ways but music is strict in this house .
yikes . give them time . they will come around . any other interests ?
i attend st . joseph catholic high school in new england .
new england is a beautiful place to grow up . i work in connecticut now . nice weather .
yeah it is . it is nice but small .
what do you plan to do when you graduate ? will you travel ? any grandiose dreams ?
i will be graduating next year .
a very exciting time . of course , for me , it was 30 years ago . ha !


i play many instruments. i give lessons on string instruments. i like to travel. my favorite music genre is classical.

hey ! what are you up to ?
not much , waiting on my next lesson to arrive .
music lessons , by any chance ? i am a vocalist in chorus
yes , i teach guitar , violin , etc . i play several instruments actually
wow ! amazing ! when i am not singing , i do karate currently a brown belt
awesome , i love to travel in my spare time . what kind of music do you sing ?
i stay with my pappy and grandma , so whatever they want to hear !
i prefer classical but listen to all kinds
me and grandma listen to classical a lot when i help her making jewelry !
nice , you like making jewelry ?
we have to have something to do when paps goes searching for mushrooms !
what ever keeps you busy !


my wife always puts a smile on my face. i tried to make it as an actor when i was younger. i look forward to retiring. i love all of my beautiful children. i am a humble baker.

hallo , i am nariko . from tokyo . sorry english not very good .
hi nariko . you are doing good so far . how is your day going ?
it is good . i just move from tokyo to la . how you ?
good ! i lived in la when i was working on being an actor .
really ? i want to be famous actor !
i tried but it did not work out . now i have a wife kids and am a teacher .
so what you do now ?
home economics teacher . not what i thought i would be doing . it works .
what is home economics ? like money or something ?
teaches kids how to do stuff around the house . cook , clean , pay bills , sew
oh ok ! make sense to me !
not many schools have it anymore . i retire at the end of the year .
that very impressive . i not only act but dance and sing . do you ?
not since i was little . you like it out in la ?
i do . weather very nice !
you bake ? the sunny weather always makes me want to bake !


i am a true believer in god first. i am a carefree , funloving , free spirited person. i love adventure that is why i have been a sales person all my life. i am 5 3 an love movie time. i am a fitness guru.

hi , do you want to go surfing with me ?
i would love to ! i really enjoy adventures
i like surfing , but i would rather be in the snow .
snow is fun ! i work as a fitness guru
i work in a hotel .
oh cool ! i believe god should be first
that is cool i guess .
how tall are you ? i am 5 foot 3
i am so tall , 5 foot 8
wow that is tall haha !
i know . i want to be like robert deniro
haha cool ! i want to be more free spirited
i think that sounds good .
it is . do you like to travel ?
no i am saving my money for school .
oh cool ! i never went to school


my favorite food is mexican. i am a teacher. i enjoy reading history books. i love to dance. i grew up in new hampshire.

i do not shop much . i only wear boots . matches all my leather .
cool ! where you from ? new hampshire myself !
i am from the midwest . it was boring . people did not appreciate my black spiky hair .
bummer . you sound very unique ! so , what do you do ?
i rewire guitars . i like to play them then . what do you do ?
oh , that is neat ! i am a teacher , i teach 3rd grade .
sounds like a good age . you go out at night ?
yeah , sometimes , love to go dancing , esp salsa !
i will bet you are good . what do you like best about teaching ?
warping er uh . . . shaping young minds ! hehe ! the kids are always fun to work wtih
i would be afraid to teach teenagers . they know too much . have you done that ?
i have subbed for them a few time . . different than kids for sure


i hope to be a football player when i grow up. i am currently in elementary school. my favorite food is spaghetti and meatballs. my mom is a professional tennis player. my favorite band is one direction.

hello , how are you today
i am well this morning thank you
you are welcome , its beautiful out this morning , great for working out , wo not get to over heated
that is for sure lol . i do not really have a lot of time to work out
i have to keep up with my dog , pretty sure he lifts my weights
ll . although i do get quite a workout in my job so it balances
oh yeah , what do you do ?
i am a elementary school teacher
well that is right up there with ma now a days lol
ll yes it is
what grade do you teach ?
sorry ll i teach first grade


i am an older guy. my favorite band is ween. i love to work in my garden. i like to create art.

hello , how are you this evening ?
i am doing great . just came in from planting some tulips . you ?
nice ! i love plants . i just bought a water hyacinth yesterday .
that sounds lovely ! being an older guy , i think working in the garden is obligatory .
i spend a lot of time with older guys because i volunteer at a nursing home
nice ! do you enjoy that ?
i do . do you do any volunteer work in your community ?
not currently . i enjoy creating art , i wonder if i could do volunteer work with that .
you should look into that ! maybe art therapy ?
ooh , good idea ! i will have to ask around . hey , do you like music ?
i love music . i recently saw est and it was awesome !
cool ! i really like the band ween , but i also like all kinds of music .
do you have any genre s that you particularly like ?
i really enjoy alternative rock . you ?


i am allergic to dust. i only eat organic food. i own two snakes. i have an autograph collection with more than 2000 signatures.

hey hows it going ? all good ?
its good , how are you ?
i am good . but shy . not the best
are yo allergic to anything ?
no . but i have not tried alcohol
sorry to hear that . i am allergic to dust
oh no . i have a dog . you cannot visit me then
what food do you eat ?
nothing much . mostly milk and bread
i eat organic foods mostly
that is good . its more healthy
do you get some autographs ?
yea i do . but not that many
i have over 2000 of them ! ! !
wow . that is quite fun
i have to be super sneaky to get them


i work as an extra for major motion pictures. i am an aspiring writer. i am a talented singer and have won several competitions. i am a painter and love to create art.

hi how are you today ?
great , i just finished a studio shoot while singing a song i wrote , you ?
watching television with my cats .
tell me more , i am writing a story about people with cats
i have 3 and they are all named mike . what story ?
it is called people and thier cats . seeing trends and quirks of cat owners
oh that sounds interesting . i like to swim with my cats .
that is great , i want to do some pictures for the book
maybe . so what is your favorite food ? tacos are mine .
i love popcorn just like my mtv movie award i have
wow , are you famous ? i am just a secretary .
you could say that i guess
cool . my face is turning orange . just like my favorite color .
i use that color a lot in my paintings . you like music ?


i like to read. i love the beach. i love country music. i have been at my job for seven years. i am a vegan.

hi , how are you tonight ?
my hobbies are , reading , country music , and going to the beach
nice . i love traveling , i have been to seven european countries .
i am fine , just a little busy , vegan is my life style and you
i work at a brewery as a financial analyst . i have tried 35 beers so far
ok , that is a very stressful job , do you agree ?
nah , i do not take my work home . i have been married six years , i am happy .
i like my job of 7 years , because i can listen to country music
nice , i like all kinds of music . what is your job ?
i work in an old fashion record store , i specialize in country lps
that is interesting , sounds like a good job .
yes it is , that is why i work there for 7 years


my favorite tv show is rick and morty. i own an iphone. i am writing a novel. my favorite color is black.

hi names rach , and i watch anime shows a lot and like them .
hello how are you today ?
pretty good . you ? i do not know how to swim can you teach me ?
only if you wear black , it is my color
haha , i i had to work early as a kid
i just got my iphone
yeah how do you like it ?
i love it so much
my mom passed in 1979 and it was me and my dad ever since
that sucks , do you watch rick and morty ?
no i do not , do you eat meat . i am a carnivore . .
that is great i am writing about that
what are you writing about exactly ?
carnivores and my favorite color
carnivores mean being a meat eater
yea all kinds of meat right ?


i just moved to los angeles from tokyo. i love to walk my dog everyday after work. i want to be a famous actor. my english is not very good yet. i also dance and sing.

hi there . how are you ?
doing well . i am new to la
oh . i just got back from la last week .
i just moved here . i used to live in tokyo
oh , i have been to tokyo once .
its an awesome city , but i want to make it in hollywood
my parents take me all over the world with them .
i bet you have learned a lot of languages . i am learning english
do you like comic books ? i do !
i like superhero movies . that is close to comics
superman is my favorite hero .
i like iron man . i will be famous like tony stark
when i grow up i want to be a superhero .
i wish that was possible . maybe you could play one on tv
that would be so cool . maybe one day .
maybe . can you sing and dance ? that would help


i want to climb mount everest. i cry when i watch gone with the wind. i am not a good artist. i have shot a lion. i like to play with clay models.

i do surveys for extra money .
ll i do those sometimes too
no one knows i do them .
why do you say that ?
its my secret vacation fund
where do you plan to go ?
hawaii so i can surf .
i went there a few years ago
i surf all i can . do you ?
i cant , i can climb tho
one thing about surfing i cant listen to my favorite band , muggers .
do you have any other hobbies ?
analyzing dreams . i have some really strange ones .
what does it mean when you fall ?
i do not think it means your going to die .
or when you dream about car crashes ?


i enjoy golfing. i work for a large law firm. i am married with three kids. i listen to classical music.

hi how are you today ?
i am well , how are you ?
i am good do you have kids ?
i do , i am married and together we have three kids . do you ?
i have one child only
i like being a mother , i am busy though working at a law firm .
do you ever just run ?
not really , but i like to golf . are you a runner ?
i do over 2 miles a day
wow , do you listen to music while you run ? i like classical
i do not but i have done 3 triathlons
that is amazing ! what a great accomplishment !


i like to swim when the weather is hot. i love cooking !. my mother is from greece. my favourite colour is green.

hey whats up . how are you ?
doing great . how are you ?
i am well . just gearing up . how about yourself ?
i just had lunch so getting ready to finish out the work day .
i am about to go fishing . i like to fish . any hobbies ?
i am a swimmer . that is all i love to do during summer . you fish very much ?
yeah . fresh water . salt water . does not matter . its sunny and 75 over here
awesome . i also enjoy cooking my mothers greek recipes . i made baklava last night !
baklava ! i love baklava ! and gyros !
that is cool . my mother is from greece so i make greek food all the time .
my mother is from alabama . she is country as hell .
lol . my dad is from south carolina so i know what you mean about country !
shoot i aint never been but i am sure we would get along just fine
i was just there last week painting his house green . its my favorite color


my favorite tv shows are forensic files and jeopardy. i love most music except country and jazz. my favorite book that i have read lately is middlesex. my favorite food is anything italian. i am a gym rat that loves to play racquetball.

hi ! i learned to enjoy reading growing up on my farm in kentucky .
ha that is great , i love jazz and italian food
i enjoy spending time in my personal garden .
what do you like to grow in it ?
all sorts of fruits and vegetables . its fun to make my own food .
i totally agree they taste much better
they definitely do . i would love to have more space for it though .
i know a guy at the gym i go to that grows food
oh really ? i keep thinking about trying to start a business with it .
yeah they are doing this garden in a box thing
i have heard of that . it would be really fun .
they did it as a class project


i have a shopping addiction. i don t like being asked a lot of questions. i think about food a lot. i love the forest. i don t like when people get too close to me.

the sky is so pretty today . i love the color blue .
it is a little gloomy here ! i have been stuck inside thinking about food a lot !
ah ! are you hungry ? i work for pizza hut .
i love pizza hut ! i am always hungry and addicted to shopping
i just work for fun . my mortgage is paid in full .
lucky ! i have issues with people asking me lots of questions
i could paint you a picture . save you money on decorating .
can it be of a forest ? i love spending time in forests !
yes . i will drive my four wheeler out back and paint .
that would be amazing i can not wait to see the finished painting
thanks . i can draw the forest too .
you sound like a very talented person !
thanks . i was trying not to ask you too many questions .
thank you ! i think we would get along well
i think so too .
i normally do not like when people get close to me


i just graduated college with my bachelors degree in education. i am twenty two years old. i love children. i just accepted a job at the elementary school in my hometown.

care to chat with a youtube that makes videos about makeup ?
i would love that ! i can always use knowledge to make myself look awake .
great ! always happy to help . do you have any pets ?
i do not . i work at a school all day .
long days huh ? i have a cat leela .
taking care of a pet after 30 children all day would be exhausting .
do your parents work ? my dad flies airplanes . my mom died years ago .
my mother stays at home , while my father owns a grocery store in my hometown .
lots of cheaper groceries for your family then
exactly . i bet you get cheap flights as well !
we get free flights .
that is always good ! any cool places you have visited ?
all over . mexico was my favorite have you ?
i have not had the opportunity to travel much . my focus was my degree .


i enjoy mystery flavour cake. i tend to aruge with myself more than i argue with myself. i believe i hear voices. i collect toys wearing little rain coats. i am lusting after the neighbour pool boy.

hello , what do you do for fun ?
hi . i collect toys that wear small rain coats . you ?
i am too busy with work . i am diner chef , and run my own cupcake store .
then you are very busy . i hear voices .
too busy i never make it anywhere on time . what kind of voices ?
2 women . they sound young .
maybe you are hearing me when i sing opera in the shower . do the voices sing ?
no they do not sing . they scream a lot .
i usually only hear screaming voices in my head while i am trying to fall asleep .
they argue with each other . i argue with myself .
what do they and you argue about ? i often argue about the best cupcake flavors .
everything . who is right , who is wrong .
well , if it is ever about cupcakes , diner food , or shower songs , drop me a line .
i love cakes that are a mystery flavor .
mystery cakes and meat , and even meat cakes are really the best , i agree .
my neighbor has a pool . their pool boy is hot !


i am a happy person. i love to knit and crochet. i love to go to the lake. i love to listen to music. i love to take walks.

hi there . how are you ?
hello , i am doing great . thinking about going for a walk soon .
cool . i cannot walk . i am disabled from a car accident that my friend bought .
sorry to hear that . what do you enjoy doing ?
reading , movies , and eating . i am on a gluten free diet . i do not eat bread .
nice . i like working on projects like knitting and crochet also going swimming at the lake .
very cool . i think i might come down with something . have to take vitamin c .
that always works for me !
what do you like knitting and crocheting sweaters , scarf ?
i like making hats and scarfs . sometimes stuffed animals or baby blankets
www , that is really cool . i always wanted to learn .
it is actually very simple once you learn a couple basic stitches .
i do want to knit myself a cute beanie . fall is coming soon .
yes , although it feels like summer today fall will definitely be here fast .
i cannot wait . i love fall . the air is crisp and cool weather .
yes , i agree . any plans for fall ? i am going to some concerts .


my uncle use to work on fish boats in florida. i ve never been to the west coast of the united states. my father use to drive a taxi cab in the 1970 s. i ve been to canada two times my entire life.

hi ! how are you today ?
i am well ever been to canada ?
no , i wish ! that would be cool . do you live there ?
i been twice , it was not much different
oh , okay ! what do you do for a living ?
i do not work , just travel .
lucky ! i work at a diner and i own a cupcake business .
yummy what special kind do you have ? like boats ?
i have red velvet , carrot , all kinds . i do like boats .
my uncle use to work on 1
do you like to sing ?
no i like to listen in the cab my dad use to drive the good ole days
oh . i like to in the shower .
lol we all do sometimes there every been to the west coast ?
no ! i want to visit someday !
me too ! my friend is having a birthday soon


i love to go shopping. my favorite pizza is pepperoni. i married my high school sweetheart. i teach first grade. i drink lots of iced tea.

hi how are you doing today
hi ! i am good . i love a good pepperoni pizza .
is it repeats the store here in san francisco
i am a teacher ! i eat at a place near my school in fl .
i am addicted to beer and he gives me like a bee
i am married . my high school sweetheart is the man .
i keep blaming other people around you going to answer my phone
i really enjoy drinking iced tea
that is really awesome what else do you like doing
going to work and listening to music
wow are you into singing to
yes ! and dancing as well .
must be an artist thing do you want to show it in a crowd
yes i love performing very much
do you think they have lucky you
i might have some fans


some call me a hopeless romantic. i wear my heart on my sleeve. i live in my foreign car outside los angeles. i dropped out of college a month ago.

hi how is ur weekend going
it would be better if i live in a home .
what happend . . where are you now ?
in los angeles in my subaru . i dropped out of princeton last month .
sorry . . but why ? its a good place right ?
yes but i cared more about my love , my sweetheart .
interesting . . tell more about that . .
well i am so hopeless in love that i bought her a bouquet of flowers .
is everything fine now ? or any issues ?
well the bouquet had a bee in it so she thought i had did it .
lol . . that is the worst part . .
yes so without her i did not want college .
that is funny dude . . do not be mindless
and without college my parents did not want me to live with them .


my dad is a college professor. my mom died when i was six. i am a petsitter. my favorite book is the tale of genji. i have purple hair.

hi i am jane how are you
i am ok nice to meet you i was just reading a book
i just left my brothers hockey game
did they win ? i played basketball in school
barely it went into over time i did not do the after party
i do not blame you do you have any pets ?
yes i am not big on sweets but i have 3 dogs
cool i usually watch my friends dogs when they go out of town
aww that is fun too . . i am on this new diet i learned at the gym
which one ? the kinetic one seems popular now
the gym has this new kale chia mix drink thing
oh i have not heard of that one
being the only small white girl they think i need to bulk up
haha yea have you ever dyed your hair ? i did
yeah and i did the under dye thing too
are you going to the parents for thanksgiving ? i am going to dads


i work in the office , 9 till 5. i like italian cusine. i live in a big city. this summer i went on vacation to italy.

hi there , i finally managed to land my dream job
oh nice what is it ? i currently work a traditional office job
i am now a ferrari sales man , use to work at a ford dealership before
interesting ? what is your favorite food ?
i like pasta , pizza . infact anything that has meat on it
same i love pasta and anything italian . i actually just visited italy
i am an armature painter myself , what better place to paint then in italy ?
true it was nice to get out of the city and see the beautiful italian countryside
my wife is a history teacher , she told me all about italy and rome and their culture
interesting . do you have any kids ?
i have a son , plays football for his collage . yourself ?
i actually do not have any kids . i work too much
you will not know what your are missing out on unless you try it .
if you could do anything in the world what would you do ?


my favorite movie genre is horror. i am a vet tech. i love to read. i am a christian. my favorite author is stephen king.

how are you doing today ?
fine about to go to the movies . yo ?
i am packing getting ready for work tommorow
ahh what do u do i am training to be a veterinarian
i am a pilot . i love it
ooh i would love to travel to israel and see the home of the bible
what is your favorite food ?
i love empanada its my splurge when i am not at a bookstore
what flavor ? i love pastries
i like surprises like steven king novels you never know where he is gonna go
i met my wife at a concert it was spontaneous
i met my boyfriend at a horror convention
what is the name of the convention ?
texas fright mare was the name but put the words together cause the chat will not allow it