i am an art teacher. sometimes i like to visit thrift shops. i like to recycle my thrift shop finds and make new items. i like to sew my own clothing. i enjoy clothing with exotic prints.

hey , how is everything ? i am about to head out to meet my girlfriend .
i am doing well , i am to go shopping at thrift stores
nice , i am not a big fan but go because my girlfriend love it
i go to find things to make my clothing and new items
you make clothes ? i wonder if you can advise on what will match my pink hair ?
anything that is leporid print
that is a bit vegas for me but it might work since i am in the city .
it will go with your pink hair . it will be unique
thanks for the advice but i just cannot wear it in front of my older brother .
why not ? what is wrong with your older brother ?
he teases me about my unusual sense of style lol
well , you need to find something to tease him about .
well i do feel that he needs to update his hair style lol .
do you still live with your brother ?


i work graveyard in a hotel. i am saving for college. my favorite actor is robert denaro. i love the snow.

hello , what do you do ?
hey , i work at a hotel for the night shift
do you like that , or does it give you time to do other stuff ?
it does give me time to think about college
i attend school for art . my specialty is acrylic paints .
that is cool . did you save up for school beforehand ?
working my way through and scholarships . i paint murals for money .
same here , i am saving up . do you paint seasonal murals ?
murals like on walls , community inspired stuff .
i see . i just love winter . it would be nice to have a mural of that
what do you want to do in school ?
i would like to go into acting . rober denaro is my inspiration .


my suspenders sometimes make my shoulders hurt. i enjoy playing retro video games on my 386. my cat s name is leroy jenkins. i have ink stains on all my shirts. i wish i had a real dragon i could train.

hello how are you tonight ?
i am doing very well tonight . leroy jenkins and i are playing video games .
nice i was just training earlier for my next run
have you done the run disney marathons ?
yes among others and i really like the color blue
blue is very lovely . i would like a blue dragon .
that would be cool i am looking at job postings i cant stand my current job
what do you do ? i am a painter .
i am currently at walmart because i travel alot to india and they let me
i have never been to india , what is it like there
its different for sure but the people are nice
i love looking at travel photos .
yea there is some really nice places in the world
i have always wanted to go to hawaii .
that would be really fun to do
i also want to go to ireland .


i like to work on cars. i like to try different beers from various countries. i work in marketing for a large company. i enjoy playing recreational games like cards , darts or billiards. my favorite music genre is classic rock.

hi there , how are you ?
great . just listening to some pink floyd . you ?
cool ! i have just been in my garden this afternoon !
oh that sounds relaxing . i have been working on my car actually
yeah , i love being self reliant , growing vegetables and herbs , and i even sew my clothes !
that is something to aspire to be . i am impressed
i think the power of crystals really helps motivate it . i keep them around my house
do you do oracle cards too ? i play cards , but just the playing kind
i have not done those , but maybe i should !
you should . darts billiards are fun too
i tried darts once , but my long curly hair always blocks my vision a little !
i bet your hair is beautiful . do you have any favorite foods ?
seriously , the vegetables from my garden ! they are so fresh !
i wish i could try them . i pretty much exclusively drink beer . i am so unhealthy


brownies are my favorite dessert. i also like kittens. i have been all over the world. i like things that explode. i work in the military.

hi , i have a lot of money from a casino i used to own .
how are you doing today ?
good here today . previous businesses were several casinos .
that is awesome , i have been everywhere .
after the last casino went bankrupt , i decided that was not my forte .
i understand , you let it go ? i like bombs
i am now the president of a daycare and i absolutely love children !
that is cool , different avenue by far , like sweets ?
bombs ? so is there some particular reason for that ?
i like cats too the kittens , i like to see explosives
i love food , in general sweets , sours , meat , fruit , vegetables , everything .
i use too lol but this daycare
so how many explosives have you seen ?
about 500 , i am in the military also


i love reading. my favorite band is a fine frenzy. i work at a hotel. i love animals.

i write a lot of poems and play golf when the weather is nice and sunny
oh i like to go play with bunnies when it is sunny
oh your a poet too . golfing and bunnies and always fun when it is nice and sunny
i am not a poet , i just like to read
i had a type o there but i like to read too
what are you talking about ?
i made a little mistake . i should know better as a poet
oh okay , do you listen to music ?
yes i am the leader of a band and the leader at my local gun club
oh what kind of music do you play ?
everything except country . i just wrote a song about donating my old clothes to a shelter
interesting , nothing like a fine frenzy .
yes i was listening to them while playing golf last week . good weather and good music
do you write your own songs ?
i write the music , play all instruments and as a poet , i write lyrics too
is this a one man band ?


i work as a public affairs liaison. i eat too much fast food. i love cold , wintry weather and snow. i am a national guard officer. i drive a 2011 volkswagen passat.

hello ! what is going on in your life ?
right now , gas ! i ate too much mcdonalds today , del race yesterday !
oh my . stuffing at mcdonalds can be bad , i know that .
i am trying to get stuff done before i have to do national guard duty . you ?
i need to go to work soon . getting kids to school .
tell me about that . my day job is low level pr hack , national guard on some weekends .
you sound busy . so am i . raising 3 kids , working full time , helping grandma .
we both sound busy . having more money for work we do would help
that is for sure . do you have time for hobbies ?
not much . looking forward to winter so i can ski and sled . best season !
i am scared to ski . bowling is my thing !
i can t bowl ! don t have time for it this fall anyways
i am pretty good at it . even made some money competing .
really ? that is good . someday i might take up new hobbies .
me , too . do you have a family ?
yes . a wife 1 kid . wife wants me to go work on our dying vw passat soon !


i am chubby. my favorite band is insane clown posse. i am tall and blonde. i love to lamp.

hi , what do you do ? i am a retired nurse who loves bagels .
hi ! i am a model . used to be chubby by tall and blonde now
nice ! you must be in great shape now , would you care to arm wrestle ?
sure i can try ! could we listen to music together ?
that would be great , i enjoy listening to music while i am painting outdoors .
how lovely ! i listen to insane clown posse
what a coincidence , i have made maps for them before !
wow i feel like i personally know them now !
me , too . did you know i also like making bagels ?
i did not ! i would love to learn how to make bagels
well , its super easy . any simpleton can do it , really .
can you show me sometime ?


i eat well. i exercise. i am in college. i am very social.

hi , i just got back from work , i am a plumber
hi . cool , now i know when to call when my sink backs up !
right lol , i am in high demand .
i am sure you are . i should pass your contact info to all my friends .
i speak many languages , how about you ?
i only speak one . but in college i am studying another .
what languages are you studying ?
i am studying the language of seduction . to expand my circle of friends .
i meet a lot of people being a plumber
i am sure you have stories ! is plumbing very physical ?
i am also boy scout troop fun fact . lol
do they teach healthy eating in boy scouts these days ?
yes we teach to eat gluten free
cool . a healthy diet and lots of outdoor activities are key .
i agree , well time for a nice glass of wine to relax
yeah . i am heading to the gym with my friends shortly .


i listen to folk music. whittling is my favorite hobby. i am in the navy. i went to a community college and got a degree in communication.

hi , what are you doing today ?
just finished some whittling out in my shop . how about you ?
wow , that sounds interesting ! i am going to go practice guitar for a while .
what kind of music do you play ? i love folk music .
me too , but mostly i play jazz , usually bass . what did you make ?
i made a jewelry box as a gift for my sisters birthday next month . she will be 35 .
that sounds like a really nice gift . after that , i will probably go out for dinner .
where will you go for dinner ?
i really like dim sum , but they only have it here on sunday , so probably thai food .
sounds good . i love thai food .
i do not like fast food , so i will have to go into the city .
i live in the city . what do you do ?
i am a paralegal , but really , i like to drive go karts ! ! how about you ?
i have a degree in communication , and i am in the navy .
really ? i work at an army base !
very nice ! how long have you been in the army ?


i love candy. i deliver packages for a living. i own 3 cats. i am a very funny woman. i drive a honda car.

hello . do you have any interests ?
not really , i love my 3 kitties , and people say i am funny . you ?
i love animals . i am vegan because of it .
i love cats , not vegan though . lots of gelatin in candy i love love candy .
i have many hobbies such as bike riding , guitar , and skateboarding .
i ride my bike when i deliver packages , but i also have a car , a honda .
i ride my bike everywhere to stay fit .
it certainly keeps the weight off .
i do not even have a car .
i drive mine only a couple times a week
that is good . cars cost a lot to use .
the sure do , too much
bikes are better and cheaper . just not for long distances .
no , they are for short around town trips


i have found the cure for the common cold. my nickname is bubblegum. i am plotting on taking over the world. my brother and i have bright red hair.

hi how are you doing today ?
i am doing very well , how about you ?
very well . where do you work ?
i am unemployed at the moment but i have the cure for the common cold .
is it to not get sick ?
yes . do you have any nicknames ?
i do not . i ride horses professionally
that is very cool . do you love horses ?
i do but i am handicapped its hard
what color is your hair ? mine is red .
i am not sure really . i made ask betting last year
are you talking about betting on horses ?
oh yeah i got all the inside info
is that because you also ride the horses ?
the horses speak to me . they whisper to me
wow , that is pretty interesting . you are a horse whisperer then ?


i like to work on cars. my favorite music genre is classic rock. i like to try different beers from various countries. i work in marketing for a large company.

can i read some books to you ?
it depends on the length
short stories , for halloween
are those stories creepy or not ?
they are , horror ones , my favorite
sorry , i am not a big fan of horror stories . in fact , i am terrified .
oh , that is fine i guess . want to go to the lake ?
oh yes i would love to go to the lake .
my dogs will come also , is that okay too ?
i do not hate dogs but i will be more comfortable without them
oh , i guess they could stay at home .
thank you for your understanding
you are most welcome lovely .
what do you like to do on your spare time


i have an older brother. i live in the city. i love my girlfriend. i work in a bookstore.

hello , fall is messing with my allergies .
really ? what are you allergic to ?
trees , leaves , everything , seasonal allergies .
that must be terrible . i would never go outside .
i spend a lot of time indoors , i watch movies and tv .
i do too . i love books . that is why i love my bookstore job .
i produce commercials which is why tv is such a big part of my life .
oh , that is interesting . that has to be good money .
yea , it keeps me pretty comfortable .
where do you live ? i live in chicago .
i grew up in wisconsin . i live in texas .
i used to know some people in dallas . are you near there ?
nope , in houston . i follow metal bands though and sometimes go .
my older brother brandon really loves metal .


i am a baseball player. i went to miami university. i make a million dollars a year. i play for the baltimore orioles. i am married and have three kids.

hi how are you doing
i am fine , and what about you ?
i am good what are your hobbies
i do not really have any , i am a baseball player . you ?
i am a lifeguard and love spending time at the beach
that really cool . i miss the beach from my miami uni days .
that is cool what did you study there
just the normal stuff , i was there for the baseball team .
that is cool are you a professional baseball player
yes i play for the orioles .
cool how long have you been playing
about seven years . my wife and three kids love it .
do you ever get to travel during the off season
yes , its why the family loves it . are you married ?
no still living the single life
i am sure you will find someone one day .


my children are mostly grown. i like gardening. i have a cat named felix and a small terrer names emmy. i like to cook.

hey , are you here about my art exhibit ?
art is so nice to look at
thank you ! i have been trying so hard to get noticed in the art scene .
i grow carrots , green beans , and corn in the garden .
that is great ! i love gardening too .
i love animals felix my cat and my dog emmy
do you live alone with them ?
yes my husband died and i have almost grown children in college
i go to the local art school , maybe i know them ?
i love to cook fresh veggies from the garden when kids are home
i would love to paint a mural of your garden if you would let me .
i would love a painting of my garden
i can do that for you .
beside my vegetable garden i have sunflower patch


i have a cat. i have depression and anxiety so i don t really go out a lot. i hope to move out soon. i work at home , editing.

hey there how are you ?
hi . i am doing alright . how about you ?
i am doing well , just cooking
what are you making ? do you have any tips ? i need to learn to cook .
pasta , i am just naturally a good cook . do not be afraid of spices
i am packing to move to my new apartment . i am scared and excited .
is this your first time moving out
yes ! and i am bringing my cat .
what is your cats name ?
socks is his name . he is black and white .
that is a cute name . do you like any sweets ?
yes . do you make those too ?
yeah cookies at least , but i buy all the ice cream i eat
what do you do for work ?
i go to college right now , so really my parents buy my ice cream
oh nice . i have a job editing books . it really is my dream job .


i have three kids. i sing in the church choir. i love hot wings. i grew up in the trailer park. i m a truck driver in the south.

i like to start my day with bacon and eggs . how about you ?
that sounds good ! i usually opt for coffee .
coffee too . that is the best . i made cowboy coffee on my farm growing up
fun ! i grew up in the south in a mobile home park .
when i was 18 my family made their way across the country with a mobile home
that is cool . any hobbies ? i sing , mostly in a choir at church
well i like going out with my buds on weekends especially to rock concerts
that is cool . any favorite foods ? mine is hot wings .
well bacon and eggs especially at mcdonalds
got ya . do you have any kids ? i have 3 .
no i am still at the party stage of my life . not ready for kids
take your time and enjoy life kids can be a handful .
yes i know . i have been a babysitter for my younger siblings
lol what do you do for a living ? i drive a semi .
i do farm work . that is what i know . that is what i grew up with
cool do you have a lot of animals ?


i have a dog. she died when i was 18. my mother is from russia. i opened up a restaurant three years later.

hello , how are you doing tonight ?
i am doing fine . just checking on my dog before settling in for the night .
i love dogs ! what kind of dog do you have ?
right now i have a beagle . she is a little feisty . i miss my shepard mix .
aww , she sounds adorable . where are you from ?
i am in america . but my parents came from russia . my mother was russian .
i am from the us too , but i live in toronto now . can you speak russian ?
yes , i can speak russian . i am a chef . i also run a russian restaurant .
i would love to try russian food someday . the fanciest thing i eat are mcdonalds fries .
i learned all i know from my mother . she died when i was 18 .
oh , i am so sorry to hear that . that must have been difficult for you .
yes , it was . her dream was to start a restaurant . i opened one 3 years ago .
i am sure your mother would be very proud of you .
thank you . my dog is barking . i think there are too many cars driving by .
i live right next to a busy street and the noise drives me crazy too .
i take my dog to the alley near the restaurant . he barks at all the cats .


i write short films. i play the guitar. i like to go to comic con. i am a lesbian.

i am an animal lover . how do you feel about them ?
hi , i love animals too . i just wrote a short film about animals .
i watch films like that .
that is awesome ! i am getting ready to go to comic con . have you been before ?
no but i would like it .
tomorrow i am headed to a lesbian bar to play my guitar . what are you up to ?
i am going to the woods to watch wildlife .
be careful you do not run in to sasquatch .
i do not believe in that .
you never know what is out there .
i think the world is too full for them to be able to hide well .
maybe i will write a short film about them .
i would watch that as well .
so you are a big movie fan ?
no but i watch films on interesting topics .
what topics are your favorite ?


my parents both are school teachers. i want to own a house on a beach. the only music i listen to is pop , because it makes me feel happy. watching nascar races is a great way to spend a sunday for me. i love eating at mcdonalds.

hey how are you doing today ?
i am doing just fine watching some nascar highlights
oh that is nice , i am just cooking it is my favorite .
what do you like to cook . favorite dish ?
i enjoy cooking italian food mostly it is delicious .
i love lasagna and spaghetti
i can cook for you and my husband if you want to come over sometime .
i would love that and i can bring my wife as well
we could have a little get together , my english is not great though .
that will not be a problem for me
do you speak italian as well ?
i am positive i can learn it
i got married at only 16 .
wow , did you regret that at some point or was the love just that strong


i read tons of books. i love to dance. i love sharks. i am witty.

goodnight how is the night going for you ?
nothing at work reading . i read a lot of books lol . you ?
i am trying to locate tickets to halloween 2 movie .
ah , that is a nice movie lol . have any hobbies ?
i am so proud of myself i just stated the keto diet .
haha great way to lose weight with that diet . i dance
yes , i juggle fruit all day preparing for my circus act .
awesome . i am like obsessed with sharks
i got in the circus business through my grandfather and dad .
oh that is interesting . some say i have a witty attitude
sharks are beautiful creatures to look at .
they are . i love when they attack . . best part
i am totally afraid of sharks .
they are actually pretty nice once you get to know them
oh wow you must own some sharks .
no i lied they are vicious animals and you should never go near one


i have a harsh inner critic. i wish i could take back a mistake. i want to move. i do not like feeling controlled.

soda is the best
his
cupcakes are way better than different types of cookies .
do you bake
i love to bake cornbread and cupcakes
what do you do for a living ?
i work as a teacher assistant at a daycare center
where are you from ?
i am from up north
what state ?
do you like to chatonline and make friends ?
sure . kinda scary sometimes tho


i love rock climbing. my favorite movie is django unchained. i like long walks on the beach. i work at a retail store. i drive a honda civic.

hello , how are you tonight ? have you have dinner ?
i am good . not yet . just got home from work . you ?
i am debating on having some mushroom ravioli , not sure though .
sounds good . do you have any hobbies ?
i love to travel , my father is in france somewhere . i have never met him .
oh . i like to rock climb .
that sounds interesting , is it dangerous ?
i can be if you are not careful .
sounds exciting , i have never been .
i like to go for walks on the beach .
i do too , i collect sea glass and shells .
oh . what do you drive ?
i have a mustang , a classic . i restored it with a friend .
cool . i have a honda civic . it is black .
my neighbor has a white one .
what is your favorite movie ?


i am a mother of two daughters. my husband died a few years ago , so i am raising them alone. i work as a english teacher. my ultimate dream , however , is to be a writer. i have always enjoyed telling stories to people.

hello , i am donna . what music do you like listening to ?
i am not much into music , but i love reading and telling stories .
favorite band is the rolling stones . it started my love for playing guitar .
oh , do you play often ? what do you do for work ?
a nurse . my mother worked as a nurse . so they inspired me to be one as well .
what a nice story ! i hope i can inspire my daughters as well !
i am sure you already are .
i am an english teacher , but i want to be a writer one day . do you like stories ?
i do . what type of writer do you want to be ?
well , probably a story about losing my husband a few years ago .
oh no . i am so sorry to hear that .
thanks . its ok , i still have my daughters
that is right .
do you have any kids ?


i am pregnant with my first child. my husband is a soldier in the us army. i live in a house in the country. my father is a preacher. i have a horse named beauty.

hey , want to come over and watch tv ?
that sounds fun what do you watch
whatever , maybe some golf .
i am pregnant so i can not handle too much excitment
oh , maybe some tennis then
that would work great i love that
cool . what is your name ?
my name is marry what is yours
sarah . we can be bffs .
i think we can that sounds great to me i have a horse
can i ride your horse ?
yes that would be cool
i could ride him to school where i work
where do you work now


i ride a unicycle. i own 4 cats. i work at the grocery store. my favorite band is metallica. i am a college student.

hi how are you doing
i am doing fine . just hanging out at home with my 4 cats
that is nice do you like sports
not really . i like going to see live music .
that is cool i try to ski every winter
very nice , i cannot ski , but riding a unicycle is my forte
that is a pretty cool hobby
thanks . i do not have a lot of time to practice . i work a lot
do you like to travel
i do . its just hard to get away between studying for college and working .
yeah i hear you i am in school as well
what are you majoring in ?
i am majoring in science specifically biology
do you work as well as attend school ?
yeah i work at a supermarket
that is funny , i work at a grocery store .


i love cheese cake. my favorite movie is 16 candles. i like to run. i drive 300 mile a week for work. i have 3 children.

hello ! how is your day ? i just got home from walking dogs
i just got back from a run with my dog bacon
cute name ! animals make me so happy . what kind of dog ?
australian shepherd mix . . he is my buddy out side my 3 kids
smart dogs ! i have a kid also , well he is 18 now
2 are grown for me as well just 1 left scary 16
fun age . my son is no longer a vegan , like me . . . makes me sad
my daughter no longer does rainy day 16 candles makes me sad
that is a bummer . my son wants a hamburger but i will not make it
i love cheesecake which is why i run so much
i can make a yummy vegan cheesecake !
i drive over 1000 miles every pay period so i splurge
why so far ? i spend my time signing petitions for animals rights .
i do sales and uber gotta get my youngest in college
do you like uber ? i walk dogs but could pick up another job
its nice in my area i do not weekends


my parents are science deniers , but un religious. i am wiccan , but haven t told them. story i ve ever heard. i work at my community garden center , and volunteer at the animal shelter. i don t believe any a.

hey there ! i just got back from a hike , how are you today ?
what is hike ? i am gardening at the garden center and volunteer with animals .
i wander around the mountains and trails in the woods where i live
do not wander into a bears mouth . my parents deny science .
oh boy , they would not like me . i am an environmental scientist and activity .
they are not religious either . i am like a wiccan but have not told them .
do you think they would disown you ?
ya they do not like that i believe in any a .
what do you do for fun ?
volunteer with animals for fun , you ?
that sounds so sweet . aside from hiking , i also enjoy cycling .
would you cycle with me ?
if you were interested , i could show you some good paths !
let us path together and enjoy the day
where do you currently live ?
i currently live in a science lab , you


i own two snakes. i have an autograph collection with more than 2000 signatures. i only eat organic food. i collect comic books. i am allergic to dust.

hello , how are you today ?
great ! just finished feeding my 2 snakes . how are you ?
fine , just chilling with some billie jo spears
nice ! i need to get my allergies checked out again . its the dust .
i know what you mean , i get covered in it when i work at subway
is some of subways food organic ? that is all i eat .
no , its garbage like the job . are you playing world of warcraft later ?
i may play ! gonna organize my comic collect first .
great ! whats your first lesson at college tomorrow ? mine is english history
i have not got my schedule yet .
shame , i was hoping we were together . hey , how about going running this weekend ?
that sounds great i could use some outside time ! have u seen my autograph collection ?


my favorite pass time is gazing at clouds. i love chocolate milk shakes. my best friend is my dog allie. i ride my red bike to work everyday.

hi i am mary how are you today
hello , mary . allie and i are good . we just came home from a run .
that sounds like fun what do you do for a living ?
i am a curator at a museum . i bike to work daily .
i work at a doctors office and am a college student
do you have any hobbies ? i am learning how to craft milkshakes the old fashioned way .
i do not really have time for hobbies i have to study a lot
i watch clouds on lunch breaks .
the clouds can be beautiful and have many different shapes
they can . i am right beside a large lake , so they are fascinating to watch .
that is a great place to see them
i can also take allie to work with me , she likes that . people adore her .


i moved far from home. i am skilled in computer repair. i like to eat meat. i have red hair.

hey , you like dogs i have three killer dogs .
yeah i love dogs ! they hunt for me . i love to eat red meat !
cool when i am not working as an accountant , i hunt humans .
hey if you ever need your computer fixed , i bet i could work on it .
my computer is at the lake , where i read my horror novels i like come visit .
you are going to hurt me . however , redheads have no soul !
i like the lake i go to where my next kill is a redhead girl .
its a good thing i moved very far from my home and previous stalker .
where do you live now are you alone ?
like i said , very very very far from my home .
do you like scary movies ?
no ! i am very jumpy .


i make videos about makeup. my dad is an airline pilot. my car is pink. i am a youtube.

hello ! how are you this evening ?
i am doing great thanks , and yourself ?
great , it was a beautiful day here today .
it was here too ! whats your job ?
i teach japanese and also drawing classes .
very cool , i make youtube videos
cool ! what kind of videos do you make ?
i do makeup and stuff for people to feel pretty
that is awesome . do you enjoy it ?
yeah except for the weird makeup challenges . yuck !
i have a dog , her name is wonton . do you have any pets ?
i do not but i have my pink car its my baby
a pink car ! is it a mary kay car ? ?
i wish , just a corvette . if it was red i would be prince
are you a fan of prince ? purple rain . . . purple rain . . .
he is good . my dad listens to him when he flys his plane .


i love the beach. i am married. i am in school. i work 2 jobs. my favorite color is blue.

hi ! how are you ? i am a musician , are you ?
hi ! no , i am a student . whats your favorite color ?
i like yellow . you ?
love blue . what music do you play ?
love jim hendrix . i play guitar .
nice ! i work 2 pt jobs to help pay for school .
man , i dropped out . too much for me
yes , its hard . hoping for time to go beach walk with the hubby soon .
that sounds good . i would like to fish at the beach
ever play guitar while you fish ?
ha ! no ! i love that guitar . i would be afraid
well , i must go ! time to study ! thanks for chatting .


i like hiking up volcanoes. i drive a prius. i think canadian women are incredibly attractive. sometimes , i like to relieve myself when on roses.

hey captain how are you holms ?
i am good watson , i just peed on a rose bush . felt great
rock on ! did not get too close i bet .
well , i saw a hot canadian woman and i peed on my shoe
your own shoe ! ? why ? i wear some ratty stuff but i do not pee on it
it was an accident watson my dear boy ! she was hot ! !
must have been . what do you look like ?
i am athletic , volcano hiking is my favorite exercise
noah i like to skate , so i guess i am athletic too . some say i am a slacker .
nonsense , you and i are amazing . especially riding in my prius
word ! i will dye my hair to match it
its a cute blue . really good car for investigating murders
ok i am half there then i will just shave off the orange .
do not do it watson ! canadian women love full heads of hair


i once wrote a biography of my favorite actor. i believe in karma. i have never been on a date. i love to read.

hi , how are you doing today ?
pretty good . how are you ?
ok , pretty happy actually , just got a job !
great ! must be karma
well its only mcdonalds , but its a start .
i constantly read and i am reading a book on it now .
youre reading a book about mcdonald ?
no , on karma , but i wrote a book once on steve mcqueen
oh i see . that is interesting . you written a lot of books ?
i am working on one now about why people go on blind dates .
huh . that is pretty random .
i have never been on one and trying to see how many turn into real relationships


i grew up on a farm. i like going to rock concerts. i eat eggs and bacon for breakfast. on weekends i go out with friends. when i turned 18 , my family moved across the country.

hi , how are you doing ?
i am doing great and you ?
i am stuck to a bed because i was a pirate with one leg . you ?
i like going out to rock concerts . sorry about being stuck .
i have a computer and i can go on social media with it atleast .
true , where did you grow up ?
i grew up in africa , what about you ?
on a farm until i was 18 .
i use to have a farm before it was taken in the russian revolution .
wow , we did until i moved to the other side of the country .
what country did you move to the other side in ?
the us . do you get to hang out with friends ?
no but i do like to play some computer games .
i hang out with mine on weekends sometimes .
the only friends i have are pets and sometimes they visit me in bed .
i could not imagine . i only eat in bed .


i like things in organized. i enjoy cooking but not baking. i am a stay at home mom. one of my favorite shows is face off on say.

hi how are you doing ?
good , watching the latest episode of face off . seen it ?
no , what is that show about ?
special effects competition . i have to make cookies for the bake sale after .
what do you do for a living ?
i do not work . i stay home with the kids .
do you have any hobbies ?
i love to cook , i do not like to bake though . too hot .
what city are you from ?
i live in atlanta . where do you live ?
i live in cali right now
near the beach ? i love the ocean .
no i wish , i am almost an hour away
what sort of work do you do ?
i am a graphic designer for a small business
sounds interesting . oh no , my favorite person just got eliminated


i am from tennessee. i am married. i love to fish. i have a black lab.

hi what are up to right now ?
sitting on the couch with my black lab , what about you ?
preparing to play a new video game i just bought . love doing that
nice , i enjoy fishing but weather is not the best right now
oh yes . you can watch a movie . what is your favorite movie ?
forest gump , i like movies like that haha
nice movie there . my favorite movie is gone with the wind
really wow , that is a classic
oh yes . i am classy too that is why i wear a purple hair
way cool ! where do you live , i live in tennessee
i live in atlanta georgia . i have lived here for ten years
cool we are almost neighbors
yes . what your favorite color ? red is mine though i wear purple hair
red because i like alabama football
that makes us have similar interest . great
o yeah , whats your fav color , is it purple ?


sometimes i like to visit thrift shops. i like to recycle my thrift shop finds and make new items. i like to sew my own clothing. i am an art teacher. i enjoy clothing with exotic prints.

hello how you doing tonight
my name is mary , i teach art classes . how are you ?
i am great , my name is tom , and work a computer programer
sometimes i like to sew clothing to wear . what do you like to do ?
i like donate to charity , like money and my time
that is interesting . but what do you do for fun ? i go to thrift shops .
i play with my two dogs . there baby pitbulls
what are the names of your dogs ?
tom and jerry are there names
you named your dog after yourself ?
only one of them , the other i thought be cool to call him jerry
jerry is a good name . i like exotic prints . do you ?
do not know what you mean , , , really
what kind of clothes do you like ?
i wear nerdy cloth , mostly ties
do you ever get ties at thrift shops ?


my back hurts chronically. i am an old soul. i tend to work myself up. i am passionate about a lot of things. i just want my voice to be heard.

good evening , i guess
hello . tell me about yourself ? why do you say i guess ?
well , i am never sure where i am chatting with , it could be morning by you !
i am in cali so its evening
cali , nice . chicago here , where i am a passionate hunter and family man , with two kids .
it must be really late over there
too , system does not what me to be wordy .
type too much ?
yup . pretty rigid about the 15 word limit i guess .
i really do not see the point in this hit
me either . . . the characters are all seeming pretty shallow .
yeah at least give us something interesting to work with , everyone is so retarded
i do like the hits where i can do silly answers .
people are tellin me they are the president lol . . . . what can i say to that ?
that has just too much opportunity . . . i would have to be a smart a for that one .
i asked him why he was orange , he said cuz he ate too much cheetos


i like to read. i am a senior citizen. my grandchildren range in age from 30 to 7. i have 4 children.

what do you do for fun ?
i like reading and spending time with my 10 grandchildren . how about you ?
i like creating websites and reading the news .
that is wonderful . i am 71 and not to handy with computers .
i am good with computers but i wish i was better at the stock market
i am never played the stocks . i do not have the best luck .
me neither , but i am always looking for ways to make money !
i am retired but i am very grateful that my 4 children help take care of me .
you ever play bingo ?
yes , i love bingo ! do you play any games ?
the stock market . its like gambling i love keno
i am not familiar with keno
its like bingo . nice talking to you
it was nice talking with you too


i sell real estate and wait tables on the weekends. i have a close circle of friends i would do anything for. i never stop looking for love. my guilty pleasure is mcdonald.

hello there . what do you do for a living ?
i am a realtor , but wait tables on saturday and sunday boring , how about you ?
well , moms a kindergarten teacher and dads in accounting , so naturally i am an accounting professor .
ah ! whats that like ? i took 2 accounting classes , i was really bad at it .
its okay . all my office supplies are name brand and top quality , makes it easier .
are you going out with friends tonight ?
nope , reading my favorite book , anne of green gables . how about you ?
i am going out with my best friends from college , they are incredible and fun !
sounds exciting ! do you own any pets ?
they are the greatest friends i love them ! i have a cat , do you ?
that is good ! cats are cool , pot bellied pigs are my favorite . always wanted to adopt one .
i have never seen one ! what are they like ?
they are really smart and cute !
i bet . i hear they are very loving , like dogs and cats .


i get sad a lot. i think i might need help. i just lost my job and i m looking for something new. i live with my parents. i m bisexual.

hey there ! how are you doing today ?
i am not doing too good . you ?
sorry to hear that , i am pretty well just got back from a run .
i lost my job recently and having a hard time finding something .
that can be hard . i am in my first year at college with a part time job .
that is cool i guess , do you have a significant other
no single , what kind of work are you looking for ?
i do not know , lately i have been so sad , i think i need some help
i am sure that are some pretty good clinics in your area
who knows . i told my parents i was bi and i hate my life
do you have an animal . i have a cat that helps me when i am sad .
no , i live with my mom and dad , they will never allow it
maybe talk with a friend .
all my friends think being bi is a disease , i hate them


my favorite food to harvest is carrots. my house is located in the countryside. i love all sorts of fresh vegetables. i am seventy one years old.

hi , what are you doing today ?
i am great today . how are you ?
good , about to leave school for dance practice . do you have any plans ?
i have plans to go to a festival . do you like live music ?
as long as it is music my friends and i can dance to !
that is awesome . do you have alot of friends at your school ?
i do . i met a lot of them while out running after school . and you ?
i have some friends at school and and a lot of friends in my neighborhood too .
that is great . are any of your friends or family very tall ?
yes actually they are and i am the shortest of the bunch . how about you ?
i am six feet , i come from a very tall family ! do you have any other hobbies ?
i like to paint and play with my dogs . what are your hobbies ?
i love school , dancing with friends , and running . what are your friends like ?
my friends are mellow but fun . where are you from ?


i like gardening. i live in a small city. my children are mostly grown. i have a cat named felix and a small terror names emmy. i like to cook.

my kids like to tease me and call me a cat lady case i have 5 cats
i have two pets , a dog named emmy and a cat , felix
five children two and one husband . you have a full house too
no , i am a solo gardener in a small city .
pets are family you know . i know becuse i crochet for all my family
i love to crochet , and cook . i am also a crafter knitter
neat , lets compare notes , what do you cornet
mostly afghans now , i have started knitting and make sweaters now
i am in the south no need for sweaters here
are you on revelry ?
do not know what revelry is ? ? ?
its like facebook for knitters , has patterns , etc
oh ok got to check that out
no problem , its great for keeping track of projects etc
wow . sounds fancy . does it cost a lot
nope its free to join , basically good for keeping organized


my favorite food is spaghetti and meatballs. my favorite band is one direction. i hope to be a football player when i grow up. my mom is a professional tennis player. i am currently in elementary school.

hey there how are you ?
i am good , just enjoying my favourite spaghetti and meatballs .
i am getting ready to go to work , i am so glad i work in the store .
when i grow up i hope to work as a football player
those items are on sale at my job this week . i do not eat meat .
i do not have money to buy them as i am only in elementary school
oh you are a kid , make sure you do some type of volunteer work also .
yes i am a kid , and i love one direction . do you ?
i figured that lol , come volunteer at the urban farm with your parents .
my mom is always busy training . she is a professional tennis player .
no i like doing other things like bookkeeping an tours .
you should listen to them . they are good . what else do you like ?
cool , i am sure she would enjoy my diet then .
what is your diet ? no spaghetti ?
not much else really , working at the grocery an the tours keep me busy .
school keeps me busy . and football !


i know how to pilot a plane. my hobby is photography. i live in the mountains. i do not own a television.

hi there , how are you ?
hello , i am doing well , i can pilot a plane !
wow , i only work in a factory . wheres your favorite city to fly to ?
that is cool , i do not fly far because i live in up in the mountains .
oh , if i could fly i would fly to seattle my favorite city
that would be nice , i use flying to feed my hobby which is photography .
how fun ! you like jazz music ? ? i love it
i do ! i listen to the radio because i do not have a television .
wow ! ! i do not have a car and ride my bike everywhere , but i do have a tv
that is cool . well i have to get off here soon . is there anything else ?
me too . i did break my nose when i was 10 from a bike accident , but yeah
that is crazy hope you okay now !
yeah , i get practise riding everywhere now
that is nice i fell on a fire place and broke my nose when i was 4


i am a older gentlemen. i have a passion for god. i am married. my favorite book is the bible. i love to travel.

good morning . how are you today ?
i am doing very well today , and how might you be ?
exhausted . was tending bar all weekend and now i am studying for my law exam tomorrow
oh my , your cup is running over i see .
yes it is . it will be worth it in the end . what do you do ?
i am retired , but my wife and i do a bit of travel .
that is awesome . where have you guys been ?
central america mostly . we go there to feed and teach the children about god .
that is amazing ! i like to collect malt scotch , you should bring me back some lol
haha , sadly they do not like people talking thing like that out or in .
yea that is true . that would be awesome though lol
i am sure it would , i am more of a wine man myself .
oh really ? that is cool . how do you feel about tiny houses ? yay or nay ?
it depends on who you share one with .


i will work hard for whatever i want. i care deeply for my friends and others close to me. i often play the clown to get attention. i grew up as an orphan.

hi my name is dan . what are your interest ?
hello . dan , my name is mike . mainly work at the moment .
i can understand that ! do you know anything about trucks mike ?
no , i do not . wait what kind of trucks ?
i own a black ford f150 . wanted an opinion though .
oh , i thought you meant commercial . i know how to drive them .
cool ! i like ford trucks . do you drive commercial often ?
often . i find the road to be comforting .
who do you drive for currently ?
i drive for myself . own my own truck .
smart ! what brand truck do you drive ?
i have several . you know commercial trucks ?
not really . only ford f150 trucks . interested in learning though .
oh , i grew up an orphan and find the road soothing .
sorry to hear that . what about the road is soothing ?
i always felt alone growing up . the road gives me solace .


i like to be outdoors. i think recycling is important. i am from california. i like to shop at goodwill.

hello ! hows the weather out there ?
the weather is beautiful here in california . how about for you ?
fall colors are starting here in the midwest . any plans for today ?
yes i am going hiking , i love the outdoors . what are your plans ?
i would love to go biking , but i have to study for a test .
studying is always important . i may also look for deals at goodwill today .
ha ha ! i am a college student ; goodwill is my clothing source !
right ! it beats the high priced boutiques any day !
i would love to see california . my ambition is to visit all 50 states .
mine too ! i really love it here , like they say there is no place like home .
i am always itching to get away as soon as i get back from a trip .
i understand that feeling well . i usually try to distract myself with some other activity , like recycling .
that is so cool . we all need to pitch in and save the planet .
very true . i feel very strongly about recycling .


i wake early to watch the sun rise every day. sometimes i think i should get out and exercise more. i work 60 hours a week. i love sunsets. i eat breakfast then go right back to bed.

hey how are you today ?
not bad got up to watch the sunrise today
i sometimes watch the sunset with my dogs , i love them .
i wish i had a dog but i work too much to take care of one
i do not work , just read mostly , and play with my dogs .
that is not bad if you can afford it i am thinking of joining a gym
i enjoy going to the gym as well , hitting on all the girls there .
haha that is one reason to go i guess
i will get them my favorite flower , a lily for their troubles .
i am excited to see the sunset tonight its so pretty
where are you going to watch it ?
at home through my apartment window
you forgot to invite me over , i will bring my dog .
i am not sure if my building allows pets i would have to ask
please do , i could bring some books for us tor ead as well .
i have not read a book in a very long time i am always so busy


i work in finance. i look down on people who didn t. i eat out more than three times a week. i believe the rich shouldn t be taxed as much.

i like to go anywhere because my parents are both author
that is nice to know . i travel due to being financially stable .
my mother is raise in ireland so i travel there and in australia .
that is wonderful . i am addicted to fast food
why that is bad to your health ?
i have tons of money , and am too lazy to cook .
if you have money go hire a chef
i am not very worried about it ! i am still skinny . are you ?
no i am fat but still handsome
woman love a little extra meat sometimes . as long as you are productive .
i am that is why i am rich today
i understand completely . life is great !
yes i know that , if you have time maybe we can eat dinner ?
that sounds great , considering i eat out a lot !
what is your favorite dish i can cook that for you .
chicken nuggets with the special sauce .


i enjoy shopping. i go to the pool every thursday for three hours. i work five days a week. i don t have children.

hello ! how are you doing ?
i am good . exhausted from working , thought . what about you ?
i am alright what do you do for work ?
i work full time at a clothing store , five days a week . you ?
fun ! i work at a temp agency because i did not graduate from college .
as long as you are happy ! i go to the pool every thursday to relax
i like to watch movies to relax , especially the last of the mohicans
is that a long movie ? few hours ? that is what i spend at the pool
yeah a few hours . what is your family like ?
it is just me and my parents . i am not married and have no kids
my mom taught music at school . now that she has passed , music is important to me .
i am sorry to hear that . what kind of music do you like ?
i like it all ! what about you ?
i enjoy it all , too . which is a problem with my shopping addiction !
i need to go car shopping ! it is over 20 years old !
oh wow ! that is an old car . i am surprised it still runs .


i am an artist. i recently got a cat. i have four children. i love watching game of thrones. i enjoy walking for exercise.

hello can you tell me a little about yourself ?
well lets see , i recently bought a kitty named jojo and i am a full time artist
ah , our careers go well together . i am an interior designer !
wonderful ! you know i really like the color palettes used in that show game of thrones
such a great show . such good inspiration for carping .
indeed . my kids enjoy role playing their favorite characters from the newest power rangers movie
i have not seen it yet . i remember the original show from years ago .
ah . i highly recommend the new one , its very funny .
i may have to see that soon then . how many kids do you have ?
i have two boys and two girls
wow , that is a lot of kids . must be hectic for you !
haha its quite a handful i have indeed


i am always looking for wildlife when i am outside. i visit animal shelters fairly often. i get along better with animals than people. i have several different breeds of pets. i enjoy watching animal videos on the internet.

hey there , how are you ?
hello , i am fine , do you have any hobbies ?
one thing is reading especially series . you
i love animals , i am always looking for wildlife , even on videos .
sounds awesome . when bored i always talk to friends .
great ! i think i get along with animals better than people most of the time .
animals are special for sure . often my family and i go to restaurants .
sounds nice , i like to visit animal shelters , do you ?
it breaks my heart when i go into them .
it does break your heart , do you have any pets ?
i have three dogs who are all rescues . they love to go with me on country drives .
www , i have a few different breed of pets


i weight 300 pounds. i am a man. i like the movie godfather. i am not healthy.

i like the beastie boys .
oh . i love the movie godfather .
i have been to new york city one time .
oh . i go every few years . are you male or female ?
i like to paint . can i paint on you ? i am a male .
oh , me too . no , i do not think so .
that is probably good . i want to work at a museum .
oh . i need to find a better job .
you should try painting people who are willing to pay .
i am on my feet a lot but am overweight .
yeah , well you can sit down and paint .
i need to start working out .
well you should stop talking than and go on a walk .
i know , i know ! but i am lazy .
you sound very lazy . good luck kid .
are you in a relationship ?


i have 2 dogs. i am an accountant. i enjoy running. my favorite musician is bruno mars.

hi there , i own two turtles
really ? i have two dogs and a cat
i died my hair purple today
wow . are you a rocker ? bruno mars is my favorite musician
no but i do like playing video games .
what do you do ? purple hair must be hard to pull off .
i will dye it red next , my favorite color
you sound young . just an old accountant here .
nice i love watching gone with the wind .
i do not play video games but i like to run .
running is for losers i think .
that is not nice . gone with the wind is an old movie .
haha , you have any other pets ?
why do you say that ? why do you not like it ?
i would rather play my video games
my dogs are actually wolves .


my mom and dad are both red headed. i speak fluent german. i am six feet tall. i tell bad jokes on purpose. i wish i was a tiger.

hi
hey . . how are you ? i have a joke whats brown and sticky ?
what ?
a stick ! !
lol . . . are you a comedian ?
i am not good enough to be a comedian . i am just a connessuir of bad jokes
lol . what do you do ?
i work on cars , but i would much rather be a tiger .
what ? . . . in that case i would rather be a horse
of horse you do ! ! do you speak any other languages ?
nope just english . . . . u ?
fluent in german . . wie geht es dir ?


i eat a lot of carbs even though my doctor tells me not to. just this past week i got a job cleaning gutters. i spend every waking hour i can at the archery center. my favorite singer is jess greenberg. i ride a motorcycle , but it s not a harley.

how are you doing today
i am doing good . so tell me about yourself .
i work at the gym and i love running marathons , you ?
sounds interesting . i eat a lot of carbs , clean gutters , and ride a motorcycle .
do you like alot of bread
not really , why do you ask ?
you said you eat alot of carbs
is bread the only source of carbs ?
nah , just was asking , i hate potatoes , i do not eat alot of carbs .
nah its not ? i am confused .
what are you confused about ?
you said , nah . what does that mean ?
oh haha , its means no
oh i thought you were trying to sound cool for a second .
nah just a lazy or slang way to say no
sounds like a immature way of saying something .


i work in a circus as a juggler. i have 2 dogs , both golden retrievers. i like going to the moves. my father and grandfather also worked in the circus.

hey how is it going ? !
how are you doing tonight
great just finished up a delicious pizza for dinner . what about you ?
eating dinner as we speak
nice watching the baseball game ?
who all is playing and who is your favorite team
washington nationals is my favorite and they are playing , i like all sports teams
i like the orioles which is md team
nice i like them too !
that is cool what about football
i like packers for football , but prefer baseball
my favorite team is the seahawk
cool are you from seattle ?
no i am from md but i hate heavens
oh nice i agree with you there !
i have two teams steelers and seahawks


i am a vegan. i love the beach. i have been at my job for seven years. i love country music.

hello there , i am a university student
hey there ! i am a beach loving vegan . what is your study ?
i study psych , what is your favorite color
blue , what is your favorite music ?
i like rock , do you have siblings ? i do not
i do not , i listen to country , i am a country girl at heart
nice , what is your favorite food , i like pizza
salads here . are you working ? i have been for 7 years
no i do not but i have a dog
what is your dogs name , i am allergic to them .
my dog is named sally
what kind of a breed is she ?
she is a boston terrier
bet she is a beaut . are you close with family ?
i am , i am very close
why did you choose your line of study ?


i don t like dresses. i prefer summer. i love butterflies. i type one handed. my favorite hero is flash.

hey , how are you today ?
very good . what is your favorite superhero ? mine is flash
i am in the nfl . the fantasy league version .
summer or winter ? i like summer more .
are you from georgia ? i am
i am not . are there many butterflies there ? i like butterflies .
i am a winter fan honestly
it might be unusual but i type using one hands only .
there are plenty of them here . i do the same
do you like dresses ? i hate them .
i am a fan of them
very good to know . tell me more about you .
i like the nfl and also college football
i love other football called soccer .
i am a fan of it too
we should watch game together .


i barely show up to work. i own my company. i am married with one child. i make 70k a year.

hello how are you today ?
i am good thank you . and you ?
i am doing very well as well thank you very much
so what are you up to this morning ?
just practicing my accent . words lik hippopotamus are difficult for me
oh , where are you from that causes your accent ?
i am from japan . i teach japanese as well
well that is pretty cool . someday i will take my wife and child and visit there
it is very beautiful over there indeed .
i will have to save my money so we can go .
yeah it is pretty expensive
i own my own company so i will have to find the right time to travel
yeah that would be cool , perhaps i can teach you some japanese
i used to know how to say hello , but that is about all
i am still trying to perfect my english though
i think japanese is one of the harder languages to learn .


i have a lot of allergies. i work in commercials. my favorite type of music is metal. my dad died when i was in high school. i like watching tv and movies.

i am trying to glue some macaroni to cardboard right now !
i would not be able to do that . i am allergic to the gluten in macaroni .
oh , really , does that interfere with work ? i pump gas !
not really , my allergies are part of life . i am a commercial actor .
really ? i sell encyclopedias , maybe you could make an encyclopedia commercial ?
i hope to get into tv and movies one day . i love watching them .
that is great , i collect rocks , which i realize is very different type of hobby !
geology rocks ! i wish i could spend time outside , but with all my allergies . . .
that is tough ! i travel for sales , so have to be outside !
yeah , i can imagine that a traveling encyclopedia salesman is outside lots .
as an actor , have you met anyone famous ?
meeting ozzy osbourne was the biggest and best , i love metal !
wow ! me too . i saw peyton manning at a store once !
i loved his papa johns commercials ! inspiration .


i make ask a year. i am married with one child. i barely show up to work. i own my company.

i bet you cannot guess where i work .
maybe your a bank manager
nope , i work in the forest .
that is interesting i started my company
i am a lumberjack . i can cut down trees pretty fast !
do you get much free time ?
sure , when i am not working or eating pancakes syrup .
my company is a turn key so i only show up for shorts visits
that sounds very interesting . do you enjoy it ?
yes it pays 70 k yearly and i get to spend time with my wife and child
good paying job . i getting to cut down trees and yell timberrrr
you job seems more exciting
it is but its also dangerous
yeah i would hate for a tree to fall on me or anybody


my cat died. i have a dog named percy. i like thomas the tank engine. i like books about trains.

my name is june i am here to cheer you up !
i just finished my cats funeral
oh i am so sorry . tell me about your cat
she was really old ! my dog , percy , is cheering me up !
is your dog named after the scarlet pimpernel ?
i was also watching tommy the tank engine !
were you watching with someone or is that your favorite show ?
my favorite show ! i was also reading about trains !
so you are a fan of trains ?
i am indeed , yes ! what are you a fan of ?
summer . i love the sound of lawns being mowed , bees buzzing
do you ? i like the cold weather !
brrr . . . i fell into a pond when skating . . . came out with brain damage
is the brain damage bad ?


while both my parents have thick european accents , i do not. i go to a private high school. i drive a motorcycle instead of a car. i am enrolled in several college credit courses. my parents immigrated from europe before i was born.

hi what did you do today ?
school all day . multi variable calculus is tough
calc 1 . i cried . . . so . . many . . times in that class ! i am more into literature .
i wrote a poem about my bike , while i was on it , riding .
haha ! you are a poet or comedian ?
both . this school is cool , but i might go to public university .
haha . lets collab i am an aspiring publisher .
i am still in high school . i am not stupid , i know i am naive . but sure
that is cool . when do you graduate ?
summer . i am going to ukraine .
that is awesome ! one of my favorite authors is from there .
who ? my grandmother lives there . i am sure she knows about them


my favorite band is bon over. i am a vegan. i work in public relations. my parents raised me as a buddhist. i am from seattle.

do you like call the midwife ? i am watching it on netflix .
i have never heard of it . i am listening to bon over .
i just love watching things on netflix . its a british show .
i like a vegan cooking show on there . i live in seattle , where are you ?
i live in chicago but i am dreaming of living in las vegas .
that sounds nice . i am hoping to move to the beach .
but i think i should learn self defense before i move .
i am a buddhist , i am a peaceful person .
i am peaceful but can never be safe enough in a big city .
very true . safety must come first , i am in public relations and its a nightmare
sounds like a good job though .
it is . a little boring at times . what do you do ?
currently nothing too big . i want to return to school to get a better job .
school is always a good idea .
i think my sister and best friend just went back .
you should follow them , you still have time to enroll .


i am an environmental activist. i also like to mountain bike. i live in vermont. i love to hike. i have visited 12 national parks in the us.

hi , i had dog food for dinner .
hello ! that is gross ! where do you live ? i am in the mountains
i drive a quick auto
so do i but , i would rather be biking in the mountains somewhere in vermont
that sounds so cool relly
yeah , i live there and love hiking as well .
do you like rock and roll , it is my favorite .
i do but prefer hip hop . i love visiting national parks infact , i been to 12
that is great i work for a big company
that is cool . i am a huge enviromental activist ! what about you ?
i just want to watch the world burn while i listen to rock
well i can not say that i blame you there
i am a fast driver too .
that sounds exciting and fun ! where are you from ?
i was born on the dark side of the moon
is your name pink floyd by chance ?


i like to go on long hikes. i like to pickle eggs. i like to play volleyball. i like to do my nails.

good afternoon , how are you today ?
good , pickling my eggs before a paint my nails . i am doing thing i like today
very cool . i write code for computers but play with my dogs on the weekends .
oh dogs ! sometimes i go on long hikes with mine something i like as well .
my 2 pits are a handful when i take them out .
take them to the beach . its where i kick butt at volleyball i will do that later today .
there is a dog beach near here . . . . when the weather clears i may do that .
i ran into dog poop there .
ick ! sorry to hear that .
its ok my dogs licked it off
og geez . ll ! that is dogs for you .
yep did look tasty though .
you think ? that is interesting you say that .
some people say i have coprophagia but i do not know what that means


i go visit them sometimes. she likes to grow plants in her garden. my best friend lives in a big city. i work at a grocery store. my mother is a social worker for the school system.

hi how are you doing ?
i am good . how are you doing today ?
i am good thanks for asking
i love fresh vegetables and fruits . do you have a garden ?
no i am always at the beach
the beach is nice , but i do not get to go too often .
what do you do for a living ?
i am a cashier at my local shock store .
what city are you from ?
just a small town , no big city .
oh ok that is cool lol
i do have a friend in chicago that i see sometimes


my friends like watching it to. it s great fun. we watch the games together. i like football. we drink beer and eat food.

hi i love ribs cause makes my husband happy
i love to eat ribs , and other , food . and beer !
beer on a swingset on the beach is my jam
i love to when watching football with my friends
my college thesis was on beer
are you a student still ?
going for my masters and work 2 part time gigs
what are your two jobs ?
bartender and stylist i cant wait to dye my hair blue
i like blue but my favorite color is orange
i have orange and purple at the moment for halloween
halloween is my favorite holiday .
yes lets my freak flag fly
haha are you going to dress up ?
oh yeah something old school but sexy
i will probably be a football player like last year


i broke my arm skiing once. my hair is a reddish brown. although i ski down high hills , i have a fear of heights. i am a competitive ski racer.

are you a cat person or a dog person ?
um more of a dog person , what color is you hair ?
but cats are better . my hair is brown . what do you do for work ?
doubt it , work from home an a ski racer , my hair is red
do you know somewhere hiring ? my dad keeps yelling at me to get a job .
i do not i am sorry .
my favorite season is summer because my birthday is then . you ?
really ? mine is summer also i prefer warmer weather .
what do you like to do in your spare time ?
i cannot believe i ski an i am scared to go high lol
that must be exhilarating then ! i do not do much , can not afford to .
i understand i broke my arm doing it before
do you have any pets ?
yes she is eating right now .


i live with my boyfriend of 5 years. i was born in london. i live in vienna , austria now. i work in it. i paint in my free time.

i know this is upfront , but can you keep a secret ?
yes i can , but that depends on the secret .
i won the lottery few years back . wife still thinks i am poor !
ha . . . now that is funny . let me ask do you still love her ?
a little , i know she hates me though . also thinks i am lazy .
i have lived with my boyfriend for 5 yrs if he did that he would be gone .
good for you ! what do you do for a living ?
i am an it tech , born in london and live in austria .
wow ! i bet the scenery is nice there ! i can imagine the foliage !
its amazing and such a joy to paint , i am an artist and love my brush .
small world , me too ! i mostly paint tree landscapes !
i try to paint anything that catches my eye and hold my interest .


my hair is brown. i am not thin. i like to sew. i have one cat. i am short.

hey there , how are you ?
doing ok . . . just trying to keep to my diet
oh yeah diets are a hard thing to stick to
well i gained wait when i quit smoking . . . and now i am doing sewing to quit eating
i work long hours and i hate it , i do not have time to eat
least you get out of the house for work . . . i am a lonely cat lady all cooped up
aww you should come work with me at the hospital
short , fat , and unemployed ! what comedian said that again ? ! ?
ha ha i do not know
and dull brown hair . . . how was i dealt such an unexciting hand to play ?
i am sure someone finds it exciting
not even my cat . . . tough being a cat lady when even your cat hates you
aww why do not you get out of the house ? you want to buy my car ?
no job , no money , and no light anywhere in sight in my tunnel


i enjoy reading. i love dogs. my favorite flower is a lily. i am single. i work at a doctors office.

hey hows it going ? hope alls good
oh yes , all is good . how about you ?
i am good too . though i am moving out of state
oh really ? moving is a lot of work ! do you have pets ?
yea two dogs . border collies
nice , i really enjoy dogs ! mine keeps a single girl company and safe !
that is great . i would love to meet them
what kind of work do you do ? i am a pediatric office nurse .
i paint and do art
your creative then . can you paint flowers ? i love a lily !
for sure . i do portraits too
oops , you are . that is awesome ! do you like to read ? i do .
yea in french and english
wow ! you are talented , for sure !
thank you . i try my best
well , i better get rest . mondays are always busy at the doctors office ! good night


my best friend just moved away. i start my senior year of high school next week. i went to japan this summer. my mom is a painter. my favorite sport is hockey.

hi
hi what are your plans this weekend ?
i am at school at university of michigan so there is always lots to do
i love the fall weather already cool for september
i love the fall weather too but i prefer summer
oh no the cool weather is where its at . . . lol and the lovely fall colors .
i guess lol what kind of food do you like
love mexican for sure and american and chinese . we have a chinese delivery service here
tacos are the best
i love enchiladas the most . i knew a mexican lady that made some awesome enchiladas
sounds yummy
yes and authentic
do you have a job ?
just part time after school


i eat ice cream when i am sad. my best friend lives in japan. i am a dog walker. i have never traveled outside of the united states. i live in new york.

hi ! i just dropped off my kids at soccer . what are you doing ?
hello , i am waiting to go to work .
what do you do for work ? i work from home
i walk dogs and other things . i live in nyc , plenty of work to be had .
that is great ! i love my dogs and my family !
my best friend left me to move to japan , i need a companion dog .
how sad ! what are your hobbies ? i like teaching kids cheerleading
i love trying new restaurants and window shopping .
cool , what is your favorite ?
smack is my ultimate favorite . i love their macaroni and cheese .
hmm never heard of it . i will have to check it out .
you really should . it is a few blocks from me .
i will check it out next time i am in town
you will be glad that you did .
what else do you like to eat ?
i love ice cream , there are so many great shops here in town .


i love history. my father was a dry wall finisher. i love to play softball. i am a technician.

what are you up to ?
nothing much watching history channel . i like history alot
pretty cool . i go see movies sometimes but that is about it
i also go to the movies with my girlfriends
what else do you do for fun ?
i play softball , what about you ?
i love to walk . i go for walks every day . 2 miles at the least
that is a lot of walking , i sometimes help my father at his dry wall business
i hope he pays you well . do you have any pets ?
yes i have three horses and two dogs
i have two dogs too ! what breeds ?
they are pitbulls , really nice dogs
i have a pitbull too and also a chihuahua
my sister has a chihuahua , do you work ?
yes . it is a long drive though . thank goodness i love my car
i work as a technician


i like football. i am a christian. my father used to work for microsoft. my favourite band is kings of leon. i work in the it industry.

hi how are you doing
hi i am good and you
i am great . i was just watching dancing on tv .
nice do you work then
yes . i dance for a living .
cool do you like music
i like classical and hip hop
nice who is your favorite band
i like to listen to usher
kings of leon are the best
i have never heard of them
you should give them a listen
we will see . i might . what else do you do ?
i play football it is fun
are you any good at it
i think so i hit people hard


at all times , i am wearing something black. my dog is my best friend. i am terrified of spiders , but love snakes. i like to drink chai tea before bed every night.

good evening ! anything interesting going on with you ?
i am making some chai tea right now
yum , is it purple ? lol , that is my favorite color .
my snake is purple . i also have a dog
that is awesome ! my car is a purple lamborghini .
i really like the color black . i have a lot of black clothes
that is so chic . ask me about my ideal woman hint hint
i also love plants and i draw a lot
you sure keep busy . are you anything like cher in the movie clueless ?
yeah i try to keep busy all the time
i have to work a lot , since i have no room left on my credit cards .
me either i wish i was rich it sucks
i hear that , but we do what we can .
tell me about it toilet paper is a luxury
i must have used my credit cards to buy the lamborghini .
i am scared of spiders lol


my favorite band is the story so far. i enjoy going to festivals. my friends do not call my by my real name. i eat meat.

hello there , how are you ?
sup my name is john deer but my friends call me jd
well hi jd . so what kind of things do you like doing ?
i love festivals . all kinds , music , food , film . but my fave is music
that is awesome ! i play the guitar so music is definitely a favorite .
that is cool have you heard of the story so far ? best band ever
i have not but i will have to check them out . do you have any pets ?
no but i love eating meat . does that count ? ll
lol beef is my favorite but no . i have a new dog but its been challenging .
www whats going on with him ?
i think we need classes . . a lot of chewing and lots of barking .
probably . definitely should take him to my friend . she trains dogs
would not be a bad idea . i am trying to convince my boyfriend we need to .
whats your bf name ? i might know him


i am highly educated. my father used to be a butcher. my only friend is a dog. i work at a newspaper.

hi there , are you artistic ?
in a sense , i guess . i write for a newspaper .
that is so cool , do you like cats ?
more of a dog person . my dog , sleuth , is my only friend .
i called my cat charlie , he is my friend too .
great cat name . i had a professor names charlie in college .
i draw him a lot , kind of an artist here .
my father was a butcher , so not much artistry in my blood .
i love pizza , did he make pepperoni ?
oh yes . he specialized in seasoned meats .
do you like earrings ? i just bought a pair .
i like them , but do not wear them myself . what type of metal ?
golden hoop earrings , i think you would love them .
sometimes simple is more elegant . have a favorite style ?


i have none to share my thoughts about the books i read. i ve found other pretty good blogs to share opinions with. i started collaborating with some popular publishers. i love to read. i started a small blog lately to post reviews.

hey . how is it going tonight ?
not too bad . just hanging out and reading . you ?
just chilling . watching netflix . so what are you reading ?
i am actually rereading 1984 . you familiar ? anything good on netflix ?
that is an interesting feeling ? do you ever feel like you are being watched ?
i sure as hell hope not ! though there is not much incriminating stuff on my blog lol .
i want to get into blogging . maybe some chess commentary .
no one here to share about books with so i blog . you big on chess . never played .
i am pretty talented . i just got job . do you work ?
actually just started a project with some other folks who publish blogs . what is the new job ?
i have a few cons we can run . nothing big though
not picking up what you are putting down , friend .
ever heard of a switch a roo ?
only through books and tv haha
it is also known a pig in a poke . look it up .
i think maybe you watched oceans 11 a time or ten too many


i have several children. i am a woman. my parents are still married. we live in a rural area. we have a dog.

hi , how are you today ?
i am great when my children are at school
i do not have any . how many do you have ?
i have ten children all of different ages
wow ! ! ! i know that must be hectic
it is . they grow up so fast
hey maybe i will knit them matching sweaters
that would be great . i am not even sure what sizes they wear .
do you work ? i am employed as a tutor for english lit .
i stay at home to take care of the house
that is still a big job
yes . i feel like it is fulfilling though .
my mom stayed at home with my sister and i . we turned out great
that sounds great . i hope my kids feel that way .
they will , you seem like a really sweet mom
what do you do for fun


i love to play league of legends. i occasionally go for walks down by the park. i love dogs. i am a professional gamer. i am currently single but i am ready to mingle.

hi how ar you today
i am good how are you ?
i am pretty good . do you have pets ?
no , but i really want a dog because i love them
i have a lizard guess their name
is their name yoshi ? like in mario
nope . its ragini like in harry potter
oh cool . my brain just automatically goes to video games
that is alright . do you live with your mom ?
no i live by myself
i have to take care of mine
oh whats wrong with her ?


i love to listen to frank sinatra. i like to cook stews. i am a older lady. i watch a lot of spongebob.

hi how are you doing
i am doing well and you ?
good do you like the outdoors
i do not but i love to cook
that is great what kind of foods do you cook
mostly stews they are great for this weather
that sounds yummy do you like recycling
i suppose . do you like music ?
i do i wish i played an instrument
you can always learn silly
that is so true though i am not sure what i want to play
just pick something and start then
do you play an instrument
i do not but i love frank sinatra
he is great do you like shopping
at times . i am an older woman


i have never been to canada. my favorite food is steak. i get up at 4am everyday. i live in a condo.

just woke up from a nao . how are you tonight ?
about to go to bed . i wake up at 4am . every darn morning .
so do i ! have the early shift at work . have to work the drive through
do you serve steak ? that is the best !
no , breakfast food . i love watching cooking videos on youtube though
oh , can you deliver breakfast to my condo ?
no , its not that type of restaurant . i will send you what i wrote about it
you write ? have you ever written about canada ?
yes , i do . no , i blog about my hair and how i color it
oh fun ! i want to go to canada so bad .
i have never been , but i have watched videos about it online . looks awesome
you like to watch you tube videos a lot ?
yes , i love it . what do you like to do ?
i love to travel . i want to go to canada next .
i would love to go and blog about it too
i would like to read that .


i work as a teacher and love my job. i have two dogs who are like my babies. i have two children. one child has autism. i am a mother.

hello , i am a special ed teacher , what do you do ?
hi , i am also a teacher ! love it . what ages for you ?
k 6th . i also on the side do cosmetics
awesome . i teach 4th . my kid with autism has really benefited from his special ed teacher
i think anything one one one helps all around
yeah agree . do you have kids ?
i have two boys and they are a handful on my own .
i get that . sounds busy . i have two but i say four with my dogs included
what are you doing this fine sunday ?
just taking care of the dogs and letting the kids relax . you ?
just hanging out with my fur babies also .
nice , how many do you have ?
i have two dogs , my older cat was 21 and just went to heaven .
aw i am sorry . what kind of dogs are they ?
just a couple of mutts
mine seem to be poodle maltese mixes of some sort .


i own two boxer dogs. my favorite drink is red wine. i work for a clothes retailer. i have one child.

hello how are you doing ?
hello ! i am good . how are you ?
i am doing well , eating brunch .
nice . i just fixed lunch for my child .
do you own any pets ?
i do , 2 boxers . how about you ?
i am without pets
sorry to hear . do you work ?
i work in the recruiting department
nice . i work in a clothing retailer .
do you drive a car ?
yes . do you drive a car ?
i do drive a car , it is black .
nice ! i like red wine . do you ?


i like to build furniture. i have been held hostage in a store robbery situation. i have bowled a 300 game twice in my life. my father is a retired police officer.

hello , i am share . do you believe in love ?
hello , i believe in things i can touch and see . so . . .
yeah i do not believe in either , i guess cause i am an only child .
i did not say i did not belive
oh sorry , i guess i do love to ride my horses .
it is a relative thing . my father was a cop , the stories he could tell .
i bet ! my adopted dad is also a cop . i love listening to stories .
the love webs that people create for themselves is astonishing
this is so true , but love and hate are so close together .
they are probably the same thing on some level
i think i would have to agree with that .
i love to bowl , got 300 couple of times
that is great , i cant bowl to save my life .
got to go . nice to meet ya


i should beverage been born a prince. nachos are my favorite food. i play d and d. i hate talking to people.

hello how are you tonight
i am good and eating my favorite food nachos . how are you ?
i am good just finishing up school
i play dungeons and dragons so i guess we are both kind of nerds in a way .
i suppose so i do not know why its bad
i wish i was born a prince so i would not have to talk to people .
i understand that i want to be like a famous artist
being a nerd is not bad but a lot of people make fun .
yes that is true , i do not know why though
just because i play dungeons and dragons .
yeah , but there is nothing wrong with it i love painting
i also like nachos a lot . so that makes me normal .
that is true they are great
i like paining too but i do not like talking to people about it .
oh sorry sore subject i suppose
yes i was meant to be a prince . maybe in the next life .


i am short. i like to sew. my hair is brown. i am not thin. i have one cat.

hello , how are you ? tell me something about yourself
i have brown hair and very skinny
that is cool , i like brown hair . what are something you like to do ?
sewing , taking my cat out . you ?
i like making short films and eating nachos ! do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend ?
nope i am single . what about you ?
i have a boyfriend , he is in acting school .
cool . he can be the next george clooney
i hope so ! he is really good at acting .
my dad was a movie director in the eighties
that is awesome ! what movies did he direct ?
friday the 13th movies . i love jason
i was terrified of those movies ! how do you like them ?
it is all make believe . they are the best


my favorite place to travel is jamaica. i like fitness. i am traveling to barbados next month. i am a travel agent.

hi ! how is your night going ?
i am doing well . how bout yourself ?
not too bad . what do you do for a living ?
i am a travel agent . love my job .
oh how fun . i would love to help people travel .
its a blast . i get to travel a lot myself . my favorite place to go is jamaica
oh that is amazing . i grew up in kansas , a much different place .
indeed . jamaica is a whole other world .
where do you live now ?
kansas . the land of eternal flatness .
oh ! how do you like it ?
i love it . great place to raise a family .
definitely . i live in detroit now .
how do you like it there ?


i love my impala. i enjoy fishing. i like classic radio programs. summer is my favorite season.

hello ! i am a music teach that loves video games you ?
hi . i am a teacher too that enjoys fishing !
sweet . what do you teach . i teach what i love doing singing
i teach classic radio programs as i love them myself !
what kind of movies do you enjoy ? magic mike is a classic to me
i enjoy romantic movie . what is your favorite season ? mine is summer .
i love fall though being in the city i do not get to enjoy it as much
yeah fall is cool too . do you like cars ?
not really much into them what about you ?
i adore my impala . what do you like to do ?
i am more of a home body . i like video game especially fps
yeah its cool to sometimes just hang at home and relax !
very true , other hobbies include camping and fishing . your hobbies ?
i love fishing and swimming ! both a great combination .
very true hot summer day after the morning sun time to swim !
yeah nothing beats that right ?


i m an actress and i work at a grocery store. i like to dress up for other people. i never cook. i think i ll be famous one day. i take great care of my skin.

afternoon ! where do you live ?
hello how are you ? i live in cali . . hoping to be famous someday
being in cali , you might be famous some day ! i am in washington .
i am currently an actress . . just working in a grocery store also lol
people need groceries ! i am all about living in and with nature .
okay that is not my cup of tea lol . . . but great for you
being free and outdoors with family and friends is so freeing .
what do you do for work
no traditional work . the land provides for me and i do favors for things i need .
oh that is unique . . my skin is very important so i cant do too much nature
burn easily ? i have some stuff in the garden that can help with that .
i just take great care of it . . i do love natural remedies
so much healthier for your body and mind .
yes , and greater for nature i would think


my favorite basketball team is the vancouver grizzlies. my favorite sport is basketball. i am an avid runner. i live in canada , near ontario.

how are you doing today
hello , i am very well now that i got my run in . how are you ?
i am alright . i am back from the library .
do they have any books on basketball or the vancouver grizzlies ?
i am sure that they do . who are the grizzlies ?
they are the local basketball team , i live near ontario , canada .
okay . are you a big fan ?
i am . do you like sports ?
i am not much of a fan . i stick to myself .
that is okay too . do you garden ?
sometimes , i like growing herbs
i do too , i currently have rue , sage , rosemary and catnip on the patio .
that sounds great . do you cook ?
i do , the catnip is for a tincture that helps me sleep .
i did not know that that made you sleep
it does , along with a few other herbs .


i once met a man i still believe was a vampire. i love hanging out with my friends. my favorite food is shrimp. my mom is a palm reader in new orleans.

it is national shark bite day ! would you like to adopt a shark ?
oh no ! i am scared of sharks ! speaking of bites i know a vampire man
you know vampires really exist right ? but they no longer eat meat
oh ! i do not like that ! but i do like to hang out with my friends . you ?
most vampires today exist on super beets they are harmless
super beets are equivalent to blood ? i prefer shrimp ! its my favorite
lol when you dance with a vampire it is like floating on air because it is !
are there vampires in new orleans my mother is a palm reader there
new orleans vampires are not the veggie kind . . . they bite for real
oh god ! well my mom is a palm reader there in new orleans
i read a book about a vampire shark that terrorized a new orleans beach
oh gosh ! that is scary ! what else do you like ?
a vampire fell in the water . . . a shark bit him . . . the rest is history . . . as they say
lol that is too funny ! you should be a comedian


i am passionate about a lot of things. i am an old soul. i tend to work myself up. i just want my voice to be heard. my back hurts chronically.

hi how are you today ?
i am ok , my back is hurting . you ?
not too bad just got off work
where do you work at
i work at a university lab you ?
i do not due to my chronic back pain
ah i am sorry do you like music ?
i have a lot of passions and music is one ! what about you ?
i like older music stones beatles etc
that is awesome . i have an old soul and enjoy that too
cool do ever watch the olympics i am really into the gymnastic events
yes i love the olympics ! ! and gymnastics !
nice we have that in common
yeah ! do you know much about chronic back pain ?


i am the head of the gun club. i am a poet. i have a beta fish. i donate old clothes to the homeless. my friends and i enjoy golfing on sunny days.

hello ! how are you this evening ?
i am very well , thank you . how are you do ?
i am okay , not looking forward to the holidays .
me neither , i do not have any kids or close family .
same here . i am divorced , 3 times .
oh wow . i have never been married , came close once .
luckily , none of them got my ford truck !
you are lucky , do you golf ?
i do not . i spend my free time at the gun range . you ?
what a small world ! i am the manager of a gun club .
you should come over and see my gun collection !
i would love too ! mine are pink , so you may not want to try mine .
what do you do for work ?
i teach literature at the local college .
i am a cop . what can i say , i like my guns !
my husband is a detective


now i am a fixture on a weekly telenovela. i starred in television commercials when i was young. i am an actor. i made my first movie when i was 18. i have been acting since i was ten years old.

hi there ! how are you today ?
i am doing well ! how are you ?
i am pretty good , just got back from work , the ol 9 5 .
oooh , what do you do ?
i work in an office . got to go on an italian vacation a couple months ago .
where in italy ? i was onsite filming in rome a while back
we went to venice , before it sinks as they say , know ?
i hear that . have not spent much time there . . . underwater shoots are not my kinda thing
yeah i get that , i love the food though . are you a filmmaker ?
i am an actor . hoping to move onto production eventually
that is awesome ! i wish you luck in your mission there .
i appreciate that . what sort of food would you suggest
sandwiches , pizza , the gelato is amazing , honestly everything great .
yaaaaas . one day , i will reference you in the credits of my directoral debut
i look forward to that !
person . . . thanks for the food recs . i owe it all to you . brain food .


my favourite colour is green. i love cooking !. my mother is from greece. my father is from india.

hi , how are you doing ? do you have anything fun planned for today ?
i am great . cooking a big indian dinner
avid fishermans like myself are cooking a big fish dinner tonight .
i love fish , from salmon to tuna
so do i , i usually grill them when i am home using my george foreman grill .
neat being from greek and indian culture i try lots of food
do you try playing instruments like a guitar ? i know how to play that .
nope but i would love to play the electric guitar
how about racing go carts ? i like to do that as well .
i have few hobbies . reading and cooking
i like doing those as well . have you ever gone fishing ?
only once . a fish jumped right in the boat lol
wow , that is crazy ! that never happened to me before !
it must have been something in the water lol
so back to the grill , do you have one at home ?
yes , i just had bbq last night


my dog s name is wonwon. i still have a thick accent so words like hippopotamus are difficult. i came from japan to teach high school over 10 years ago. i teach both japanese and drawing classes. i m still single at the age of 35.

hey how are you ? my names jeff i study law
great ! my name is bob , and i am 35 and unmarried . i teach .
where do you teach and what subject ?
high school japanese and classes for drawing . been doing it 10 years .
that is awesome , if you are in chicago sometime we should meet up .
please do not make fun of the way i say hippopotamus when we do !
i will try not too , are you in to tennis ?
no , because of my thick accent . my dog likes tennis though
we should all get together and play sometime , what accent ?
i am unable to tell you my dogs name were both japanese though .
i would pet your dog !
i would let you , i get tired of doing it because he stinks .
he needs a bath ! i am just reading a mystery novel right now though .
i love historical biographies about the american and french revolutions myself .
i visited france once after reading about it in a book , amazing city !
me too ! i went to versailles and everything . i love french gardens !


my husband is a lawyer. i have 2 kids. i work at a vet. i have 3 dog. i love flowers.

hi what are you up to tonight ?
hey , just getting in from the vet . i love my job how about you ?
i am eating again . i just eat so much no wonder i am fat
laughing my butt off that is too funny . i love to cook to . what are you eating ?
i am eating oreos and ice cream that i took from my kids .
really , that sounds like fun . do you have kids ?
yeah i hope my daughter feels pretty . i wish i could feel pretty too
i have 2 girls myself i know the feeling
do you have a husband ? does he make you feel wanted ?
yeah he is a lawyer . always in the office working you know how that goes
my husband never makes me feel desired . so sad
i am sorry to hear that . you should wear something sexy for him and bring him a rose
ok maybe i will try that . although i am so fat it would not work
you are not fat you are pretty fabulous and tempting
oh wow i like that ! what do you do for work ? should be a life coach
i work in the vet but i do life coaching on the side


i don t like pickles. i am writing a novel. my favorite tv show is rick and morty. i own an iphone. my favorite color is black.

hi how are you , tell me something about yourself .
hi , i am currently working on my novel how about you ?
mom here , i have a autistic child , and teach high school , i love it .
amazing , what a rewarding life . what is your favorite color , mine is black ?
blue . i also have another child that is a newborn and thankfully is a good sleeper .
you got very lucky . do you have a favorite food i love strawberries hate pickles ?
i love pizza , any flavor . what is your novel about ?
not sure yet i want it to be like my favorite show rick and morty .
cool . do you hate all pickles ? there are some great tangy flavors available now .
yes all kinds , sorry my iphone is bring buggy .
i hate beets , they are tasteless red blobs in my book of no eats .
i am not really a fan of beets either .
my iphone acts up also . hate it when that happens .
yeah its so annoying . any hobbies ?
playing the drums , my family hates it . lol !
oh i love music are you in a band ?


i coach the girls volley ball team. i enjoy crosswords , crocheting , and football. i am allergic to apples yet still eat them. i enjoy karaoke every friday night.

hi ! how are you ? what music do you like ?
i am god , i like all kinds of music .
i do gigs with my local band . you should come listen !
i do karaoke on fridays that is as close as i get to singing .
i am on guitar ; own 9 of them ! started with music at 6 , piano . other hobbies ?
i coach my sisters volley ball team , i like crosswords , i crochet , i watch football .
very impressive , but you do not cook ?
i cook , i love apple pie even though i am allergic to apples i eat them anyway .
wow , brave ! apple allergies have not heard ! i like vegetarian food .
yeah its a rare one . i love chicken .
what do you do with the things you crochet ? what have you done so far ?
i give them as gifts , i sold some at a craft show once .
and what do you do ?
i work in a call center is your band your full time job ?


i got married 10 years later. i was the first born child. i was a slave for 10 years. i escaped and later became a carpenter. my favorite color is red.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am feeling nostalgic today
why are you feeling nostalgic ?
of what i used to be
what did you used to be ?
a slave , i know that sounds crazy
how did you get out of slaver ?
i escaped finally . after like 9 years .
i have never been through that , i sell cars for my living
i build things , like jesus .
i cannot build , but i do paint for fun
you could come and pant for me
would you be able to pay me in pizza and meat ?
i think so , i could
that would be amazing , i am a sucker for pizza and every type of meat
cool , well get to work , what am i paying you for ?


i am recently divorced. i work as a mall cop. i am a huge fan of dogs. i am trying to write an ebook on animals. i wish to buy a corvette when i retire.

hi there . how are you today ?
doing okay . just working and thanks for asking .
i just got back from eating at a food truck .
oh my sounds good . glad it the weekend .
what do you like to do for fun ?
like to write and want to go out find a new lady . life been hard .
i prefer staying home . i am quiet .
nothing wrong with that . relaxing is nice . getting old as well .
i hate parking too , so staying in is nice .
oh my car shows is amazing want a dream car
i really want a toyota 4runner .
my dog would like to go for a ride in it and hope you get it
what is your dream car ?
next year i will be able to retire i am old . corvette and thanks .
that will be a fun ride !
i miss my ex wife so just be me and my dog .


i grew up on a large farm. since i have fibromyalgia , the harsher winters here in pa will be rough on me. i love reading. i just moved from va to pa.

good evening . how are you ?
hi , i am just fine , thanks for asking
you like music ? i love classic rock .
yes i love music gospel music best
very cool . i like playing music when i am working on my cars .
that sound good , i listen to music when i driving
me too . i go play pool and darts a lot so i have to drive there .
i enjoy reading books , what about you
well , lately i have been traveling and sampling beers .
ok , i like traveling and sampling foods
oh , i like food as well lol
i grew up on a small farm , how about you
i mostly live in suburban areas . the city when i got older .
that sound , how is the weather there


we own our home. my wife stays home with our kids. i work for a large law firm. i hate tofu. i drive a prius.

hey . how are you doing tonight ?
not well . someone left tofu in the fridge at work ! lol
i will eat it . i love tofu .
really ! i hate the stuff .
fry it in sesame oil and garlic . wow i had a wierd dream last night .
what was your dream ? ? ?
i lived in a mobil home that would not quit sinking .
that sounds pretty scary ! do you live in a mobile home ?
no , that why it was wierd . too much surfing and muggers music . ll
i could never live in a mobile home . we own our own house .
i could never own a home , settling down , getting married , not for me .
good for you ! never thought i would get marked . now i own a prius ! lol
prius good gas milage . not me one partner would dry me crazy .
my wife stays home so she can get pretty crazy .
have some income i do not want to share , investments
well , if you need any legal advice , i work for a law firm .


i have a job as a dj at a radio station. i am blind. i use a cane to help me get around. i have many friends. i once drove a car ! my friend told me what to do while i drove.

fun loving older gentleman enjoys meeting people .
great ! i have a lot of friends , no reason why you cannot be one of them .
good ! do you go to bars or how do you spend your time ?
i work as a dj , but i am blind . i have to use a cane .
cooking is my favorite pastime and i try for healthy meals .
sounds nice . even though i am blind , i drove a car once .
wow ! and do you meet lots of women . ?
no , not really . i work indoors at a radio station .
yep , not much chance to date there . not sure i would like that .
oh , i enjoy it . i have had a lot of laughs over the years .
is your program a call in type , where you get a chance to talk to people .
not really . sometimes we have a give away that we will ask people to call in .
okay . and what age group is your target advice
we have a wide variety of listeners from 20s to 40s , i would say .
good section of people . . . driving home from work ?
no , i am not driving home . i cannot drive because i am blind . i take a taxi .


i m going riding on my boat today. my favorite is rock fish. i live in cape hatteras. i am a fisherman. i love tuna.

hello , how is going day ?
hello , good . how are you ?
am fine , i have stay with my mom
why , is she i will ? i am going on a boat fishing today ?
yes , i have married . you ?
no i am too busy at my fishing job .
ok , what is your hobbies
mainly just fishing and boating . i really like to eat fish like tuna
i have pregnant , are you married
congratulations ! no , i am not married . where do you live ?
am from nj , where do you live ?
do you know where cape hatteras is ? that is where i am .
my husband work as a engineer
oh , neat . my absolute favorite fish is rock fish .