i am a vegan. i love country music. i have been at my job for seven years. i love the beach. i like to read.

hey i am a coach of high school football . whats your job ?
i have been a hospital coder for seven years
i am started to settle down bought home near the inlaws to be .
congrats ! i hope to be doing the same next year
my lady is 6 months along so i need to do it u quick .
that is for sure . your first kiddo ?
yes looking forward to coach him one day
what sport do you coach ?
planning a surprise proposal if we are winning at halftime of football game
oh that is cute . i hope all goes well
me too living near her parents makes it iffy
i have lived near my inlaws twice . it can suck or it can be awesome
i am hoping awesome since i work and will be living locally
my current inlaws are pretty rad


i work for the discovery channel creating videos. i am stuck in the past due to remotness. i have no technological skills. i love the outdoors.

hi , how are you today ?
hey there , i am doing pretty well , you ?
good , i am just listening to some insane clown posse .
sounds like fun , i am trying to hook up my smart box but i am technology dumb
oh man me too , sorry i can not help you with that .
its all good , takes more coding than i know
i like interior design better , that is what i do for a living .
interior design ? i love being outdoors , its my favorite
i am over weight so i do not not out outside much
i spend a lot of time out doors with my puppy , he gets me outside
i have a cat she is the world to me
i have 4 ! i love them to pieces , i would have more if i could
right , me too . i would be that one cat lady neighbor lol
oh without a doubt that is already me ! who needs people


i go to yoga. i used to be a meat eater but i am now a vegan. watching sports is fun. i aspire to be a millionaire.

its so hard for me to shop in stores , i have a break down
you should try yoga , its very relaxing and relieves stress
i want to but its hard to relax , thank goodness my dad use to be a cop
why do you find it hard to relax ?
i was held up in a store
what do you mean by held up ?
hostage , it was a robbery in the store i was selling furniture too
must have been a traumatic experience ! did the robber get caught ?
yes , i tried to block it with bowling , got a big score of 300 twice
bowling ? crazy ! so you like sports ?
i just like to make furniture
i see , what kind of furniture ?


i work too many hours in a week. i have a wife and children. i am insecure. i am always hungry. i need a corvette to complete my life.

hello , what are you up to today ?
i am always thinking about what others might be thinking of me
that was suddenly deep . why do you think that way ?
i do not know , i just think a corvette will fix me
material things are pointless . helping others is what determines the worth of a person
my wife an kid can fit so why not ?
are you having a mid life crisis ? my dad went through that after retiring fromthe pd .
really ? i am really starving what you eat ?
breads are filling . i mostly eat ramen for lunch at the nursing home i work at .
i hate working allyl these hours omg
i know what you mean . i would rather be water skiing .
i am just never enough i might be too gat
if it bothers you so much try and change it with a work out .
its terrible huuuhhh , i am starving like marvin
try distracting yourself with volunteer work or hobbies .
i think people will laugh at me for being huge there


my boyfriend is in acting school. i hate popcorn. i am constantly making short films with the camcorder my parents got me. nachos make me happy. i work in a movie theater.

hey there , hows it going ?
its going great just left work
that is cool , i am enjoying my retirement
its going great just left work
well , if you can . . i suggest living next to a park or golf course its so nice !
its going great just left work
well , if you can . . i suggest living next to a park or golf course its so nice !
its going great just left work
well , if you can . . i suggest living next to a park or golf course its so nice !
i wish i could make films but i am stuck at this popcorn filled movie theater job
you got a lot of time left , still plenty of opportunities
i wish i could make films but i am stuck at this popcorn filled movie theater job
you got a lot of time left , still plenty of opportunities
i wish i could make films but i am stuck at this popcorn filled movie theater job


my favorite band is hop along. i like to play video games. i have been working the same job for two years. i am a musician. my father used to be a mechanic.

hi how are you today
i love hop along because it ; s a cool band
what kind of music is that ?
i am fine , and you ? do you like musicians ? i am one .
what instrument do you play
it is a teen age band . what video games do you play ? i love to play .
i play sometime when not in class
two years i am in the same job , what do you do ?
i do computer programming and stuff
ha ha , glad you like to play , what do your father do ?
i am nots ure really , you ?
my dad was a mechanic


i wish i could write in cursive. i wait for something interesting to happen each day. i enjoy cold winters and strong breezes. i listen to a lot of strange music.

hi there ! how are you
great ! just waiting on something interesting to happen . you ?
good ! just got off work as an extra for a motion picture ! what do you do ?
a bit of everything and you ? the weather is starting to get cooler here .
i do a few things , another is an aspiring writer
nice ! i like reading . i cannot wait for winter strong cold winds ! do u have hobbies
winter winds are cool ! my main hobby would be singing , and you ?
i like to listen to weird music . do you have family ?
i do , i have two brothers they are actually identical twins . . and you ?
how neat ! i have two brothers . one younger one older .
that is neat aswell ! what do you do for work ?
i do data entry how about you ?
i mainly work for an extra for major motion pictures
that must be an awesome job . it sounds exciting .
oh yes it keeps me entertained . something to do when i am not writing anyway
are you close to having anything published ?


i work as a barista. my favorite color is orange. i am a vegan. my favorite flower is a rose.

hi how are you tonight
i am doing good how are you doing ?
i am sad like always
why are you sad ? maybe drink coffee .
i still never moved out of my parents house and i am 60
is it a money issue ?
no i just never married
why could you not move out on your own ?
i do not know how to do that
what do you mean ?
i do not know how to move out
you just do it . your 60 right ?
yes but i do not know how it is hard
what do you do for work ?
just got fired to be honest i just need some help
can you make a good cup of coffee ?


i like to give them sassy sounding names that actually help people think nice things. i have a few pet iguanas. i am pretty poor financially. i have a brother but we do not talk much yet. i think dogs could learn to read if they were trained well.

hi how are you tonight ?
i am sad because i feel so broke
do you feel broke because you are broke ?
yes , i feel like i would be doing better if my brother would help me
why wo not your brother help ?
we really do not talk to each other very often
mine either . he plays in the nfl
that is so cool ! but , whatever , , ,
whats the rest of your hobbies ?
not much , i have pets , but they are kind of lame
i have horses they rule
that is so nice ! i have 2 dogs that should be able to read
you should introduce them to air bud ?
i do not know what air bud is . . . ? i also have some iguanas , i love them
air bud the super dog ?
still do not understand ta


i do not like wearing a swimsuit. my parents are lawyers. if i cannot order it on the internet , i do not need it. winter is my favorite season.

hi ! just got home from the casino . how are you ?
i am like , so totally annoyed at my friend becky .
oh noes ! what did becky do ? did she steal your shrimp ? ? that would annoy me
nobody touches my shrimps . that is all i eat th . shrimp and starbucks . but , no .
org ! i love shrimp ! my friends and i go around trying new shrimp places .
i make people bring me my shrimps . i only shop online .
me too ! i met a maybe ? vampire last time i went to the mall . scary !
my parents would not let me date a vampire . they are uncool lawyers .
ll my mom is a palm reader . she is awesome .
i want her to read my palm . does she offer online readings ?
no , but if you are ever in new orleans she is on bourbon street . walking welcome !
nah , i will just stay home . i am waiting for winter to come .


i am not going to go the extra mile anymore. i have 10 years experience in our industry , yet she gets promoted. i want to get married again. i am angry at my coworker. i wish my boyfriend did not want an open relationship.

hello , what are you up to today ?
hi . i am not in the best mood
oh , why is that so ?
divorced with a boyfriend who does not want the kind of relationship i do
oh , no . i see why that could be bad .
i hope your life is better . i used to go the extra mile , but not anymore
my life is fine . i was recently featured on the local news .
very cool ! what did you do to get featured ?
i organized an adoption day for a local shelter dedicated to pit bulls .
what a good thing to do . maybe you can help me be a better person
i find sometimes it helps to get away when life has you down .
my coworker got promoted even though i have ten years experience
it could be worse . my dad was a taxi driver in the 70s . he hated it .
i could not be a taxi driver . i am not good at driving on the freeways


i am a deaf man. i love to read books. i never learned how to drive. my favorite number is 7. i sometimes scratch my nose for fun.

hi , how are you today ?
not bad . i wish it was the 7th . that is my favorite number . you ?
also 7 , don t know why . do you like music ?
i am a deaf . but my wife listens to it . i feel the vibrations .
i like the guitar , i know how to play very good . do you have kids ?
7 . since i have never driven , my wife was always running them around . you ?
i love my four daughters , also michigan state troopers , i used to be one
nice . you retired ? i am . i just read books now . at least 7 a week .
yes , i just love to eat chocolate cake , with extra frosting
my wife says i am weird , cause i like to scratch my nose . cake , yum !
it s not weird , normal things .
thanks . what else do you like ?
pretty much everything with extra frosting .
i can understand that ! you married ?
yes , i am married and have four kids
you need 3 more . then you too will have 7 .


my dad is very strict with his kids. i have one close friend i grew up with. i worry about money even though i am in high school. i wished i was older so i could move out. i am dissatisfied with the school life i have had so far.

hi , how are you doing ?
i am doing well . i am just a high school student worrying about money
everyone is worrying about money
yes . not good . hight schools been difficult . not satisfied with it thus far .
what do you like to do for earning ?
work at a coffee shop with my one close friend . and yourself ?
i like to work as a freelancer .
that is awesome . what do you do ?
just what i said , freelancing
yes , but exactly what .
i am an expert in graphics design . do you like graphics design ?
i do ! that is awesome . i love that !
as a freelancer , i like my job . i like what i do
yes . love that you can have the ability to work from home .


i have a daughter. i wish magic was real. i like getting packages in the mail. i love christmas. i like fantasizing.

hey there
hello
where do you live ?
cali . u ?
same
north or south ?
irvine
i am in riverside
nice , that is pretty close huh
yeah my daughter is going to uci this fall
cool . . whats your favorite hobby
probably shopping lol hbu ?


i do not trust anyone. i do not like trying new things. i want to be alone sometimes. i feel competitive against other women.

hello there . how are you today ?
i have a hard time trusting people
well you can trust me
i am wary of trying anything new
that is no fun . new things are exciting
maybe at times i guess
i bought an suv and filled it with dogs !
now that sounds like a good time
we go everywhere and they poop everywhere
ohhh no ! ! ! ! ! ! , i would not want to clean that up
i have too . but it is worth it
eh , that is why i like being alone at times
ya . having my space can be good
yep , time to clear my head get thoughts in order
thoughts always need reorganizing here
if i could remember mine i would be good


i have a doberman. my favorite food is pizza. i am a man. i work on trucks. i am twenty five years old.

hello ! how are you doing this morning ?
hey , i am good . you ?
i am good . just trying to get my day started for my college classes .
i went to collage for a bit . now i spend my time working on trucks .
nice . i am trying to be a scientist someday so i have three science classes today .
awesome . you must be around my age . i am 25 .
no . just 18 . you must have been driving for years now being 25 .
i like to drive around with my doberman charley .
nice ! wish i had a dog and car . stupid bus rides get on my nerves .
well you will be able to afford one soon i am sure .
i hope so . my dad needs let me use the car more . you live on your own ?
yeah , my dad said all men need to live on their own at 18 .
not mine thankfully . still living with the parents . hopefully the dorm by next year .
dorms are fun . a lot of ramen noodles and pizza . i love pizza .
hopefully ! maybe meet some cool girls . i am kind of awkward .
just do not be afraid to meet people and make friends . girls will come .


i do not have a job. i love the walking dead. i eat junk food. i am a couch potato. i love comics.

hello , how are you tonight ? do you live on the water ? i do .
doing good , just watching some the walking dead re runs .
i love that show ! i cannot wait for it to come back next sunday !
oh dude , same ! i am so hyped . cannot wait for the crossover .
i could not get into fear . i switched to teen titans go !
go was awful . original teen titans all the way ! i like the comics better though .
i loved it , same with preacher . i am waiting for ride to come back .
whoa dude , are we talking twd or go ?
ride with norman , it is coming back in november .
okay . . . yeah i know . how do you feel about death stranding ?
i am not a fan . are you ?
seriously ? how can you not like kojima ? plus del toro and reedus , it looks awesome .
it did not connect with me . are you a star wars fan ?
heck yeah ! now we are talking .
before rogue one came out , return of the jedi was my favorite .
more of an empire strikes back kind of guy , but anything from the original trilogy is good .


my mother is a professional make up artist. i want a dog , but that is a lot of commitment. i sometimes think i m shallow. if i want it , i buy it.

hi i love pizza pizza pizza
i prefer sushi . it s expensive but i believe if you want something you get it
sushi is also my favorite food
my mom came back from a wedding she worked at and brought some home !
i love cooking every day
i don t . too much work . i d rather have someone cook for me
sure , what is your favorite color ?
dusky blue . mom does makeup for pay and she showed me an awesome eyeshadow
i wish she would show me some mak up
i m sure she would . if you paid her .
i have an extra ten somewhere around here
haha ! i m getting ready to watch tmz , gotta keep up with celeb gossip
that sounds like fun . . . not
it is fun . talking about how fat they are or stupid they act .
do you have any pets .
i want a dog but they re too much trouble with having to feed them


i love wearing name band clothing. i prefer the night instead of the day. i have woman calling me all the time. i was once offered to play basketball professionally. i spend my evening creating the perfect music playlist.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am good , getting ready for a date
sounds fun ! i am currently single .
i consider myself a ladies man . . tall and handsome
you are just the type i go for .
wow i am very intrigued . what do you do for a living ?
i am a police officer . what do you do ?
i am an accountant . i had an offer to play in the nba
that is exciting . i work security at some sporting events .
i like the corporate world better . plus i look suave in my suits lol
i like not having to sit behind a desk , i am also in school .
so what do you do for fun ?
i play a lot of sports , what do you do ?
i like the night life . parties and dancing
those are the calls i respond too the most .
lol those are the wild parties


my favorite color is hunter green. i would like to open a restaurant someday. i am a personal chef. i love creating new recipes.

hi how are you today ?
great ! just came up with a new recipe for my cookbook .
you are writing a book ? are you a chef ?
personal chef , yes . i am hoping a book will help me fund a restaurant .
wow ! what kind of restaurant do you want to open ?
i would love a fine dining steak and seafood place .
very cool , i love seafood . do you have any other hobbies ?
i hike , read , craft . what about you ?
i love tennis , going to concerts , and watching movies
i have not played tennis in years but i used to love it .
it is great . i play all the time . i love playing on green grass
green is my favorite color !
really me too ! what are the odds !
amazing ! we were meant to be friends .


i love playing tennis. i m pursuing my law degree. i went to college in chicago. i love reading mysteries in my free time. i am the youngest of 3.

hello , how are you today ?
hi , i like playing tennis . do you ?
not really , i prefer to dance . specifically tap dance .
do you tap dance often ?
yes ! i have won competitions . do you like to dance ?
do you dance for a living ?
no , it is just a hobby . what hobbies do you have ?
that is nice . i like to read . mysteries are my favorite . you ?
i enjoy reading too ! what is your favorite book ?
i like the hercule poirot novels . what do you like to read ?
david copperfield is my favorite book , but i prefer utopian novels .
i like dystopian novels as well as mysteries . what do you do for a living ?
i am a baker , i specialize in cake decorating . what do you do ?
i am in school full time for a law degree . wish i knew how to bake . have kids ?
i do not currently have children , but i want to in the future . do you ?
i do not have kids . i have two older siblings so i do want children .


i am gay but i have not told my parents yet. i like comic books and anime. when i have free time , i sketch my favorite characters. i take things very literally. i play a lot of video games.

hello , how are you ?
hi i am good and you ?
pretty good , graduation is coming up and i am excited !
high school ; or college ?
college . i am studying education and hope to become a teacher as soon as i gey my degree
what grades are you going to teach ?
the younger the better , i want to give back !
that is very nice of you
my first teachers in america really made an impact on my life
where are you from originally ?
my family and i are from argentina , but we moved to the states when i was five
what language do you speak ?
english and spanish . you ?
just english


my favorite band is the beatles. i am a paramedic. i am studying to become a nurse. i have three sisters. i live in a studio apartment.

hi there , how are you doing ?
i am so tired honestly
walking dead , are you watching it too ?
no , i am just trying to study
try to read books , to get you relaxed , i like harry potter books
i am reading a nursing book
or game of thrones , those books are amazing ! the series !
i am not reading this for fun . i am trying to learn .
how about , maintaining a good diet , try being a vegetarian , it helps me .
i might listen to some music
this is to help you with your studies , it is effective
i wish i did not have to work tomorrow
oh no , just relax for now
i will try , what are you up to ?


my family has moved 40 times. i collect stray people like crazy cat ladys collect cats. i have purple hair. i am 6 feet tall. i am a genius.

hi there . i day dream a whole lot
i am a strange modern hippie with purple hair and very tall . how about you ?
i always have bad relationships
bad relationships are hard to deal with unless you have many good ones .
and i am very romantic so its hard
yes , i am too , but i have also been very sexually promiscuous , which helps .
i just cant get motivated
i have a high i . q . , but that does not necessarily motivate me either .
i just lay around all day
a layabout , eh ? i find something to do lying down or partially sitting up .
you are canadian are not you
no , i am american , from the south and living now in manhattan .
wow ok you sould smart
yes , smart , but that does not get you everything . looks matter tremendously .
i disagree , i am very fat but awesome
yes , that is definitely the case sometimes . some fat people are superb .


i watch a lot of movies. i am a stay at home mom. i do not have much energy. i love to clean. i love fast food.

hi
hey , any big plans for the weekend ?
i am going to vegas . . . . hbu ?
very cool , no not really , staying home with daughter . maybe go to the park
i live out of my car so i decided to drive to vegas for the weekend
i would not have energy for that !
i just dropped out of school last month so i am kinda winging it
well good luck with that , do you eat a lot of fast food then ? its my favorite
i eat what people give me
i see
sometimes i have to go dumpster diving . vegas is great for that
yea they have very nice restaurants and throw away perfectly good food .
they are the most wasteful . i can get booze too
i like to drink booze and hit up the movies .


i live in springfield , mo. i am a writer. i just bought my first home. i love to barbecue. i try to go hunting with my brothers several times a year.

hi ! do you like to read ? i do !
very much . my job is writer
maybe i have read something you have written while on the beach
i love to go hunting . we are living in montano
i have a very different life surfing in california
you are right . i am very happy i am moving to my new home .
good luck ! i am starting a smoothing and juice cafe so i need luck too
good lock for you too . i want to barbecue with my brothers soon .
that sounds nice . hopefully you can at your new house
my house has a big garden . barbecue party will be wonderful .
enjoy that ! i hope you do not barbecue meat though !
i am good at hunting . we are hunting many times in a year .
oh no i do not eat any meat and am against hunting
i am sorry to hear that . you are different from me .
yes that is okay usually but hunting is just awful
you should try it . awesome . feels wonderful .


i am a ballet dancer. i work many hours rehearsing for my show. i like movies based on comedies. my favorite food is hamburgers.

hi want to get to know each other ?
nice to meet you . i sometimes challenge people to dance battles on the street .
wow that is exciting . i prefer tv to dance battles
ballet dance battles is my expertise . i like comedy flicks n hamburgers .
i love game of thrones , do you watch ?
i work too many hours at rehearsal for dragons in my life .
lol that is too bad dragons are awesome
i watch a lot of cat videos though . so that is something .
haha i guess so . do you like winter ?
i complain when it is too cold and complain when it is too hot . you know ?
not me i love cold weather . i buy all the cute sweaters at walmart
my chest is so defined i bust out of all the cute walmart sweaters .
well that look works for some people
i have to get back to dancing . it is what i love . besides hamburgers .
i hope you mean cheeseburgers
i am lactose intolerant . f . m . l .


i plan to raise hell and sew my wild oats. i am 17. i m about to go off to college at a very liberal school soon. i go to a catholic high school in new england. i have lived a very sheltered life.

hi , want to get to know each other
hello sure i am 17 and you
me too , i like music do you ?
no i live a very sheltered life
do you like that ? i would go crazy
no i do not and my parents are sending me to a very liberal college
do you get to watch movies ?
no i do not i go to a catholic high school what about you
oh well i love movies , my dad and i collect them
my dads a farmer we grow wild oats together
well that sounds a little boring
its not i enjoy nature and stay away from society
well whatever suits you . do you have a lot of friends ?
yeah were all going to the same college how about you
i like to make friends from all walks of life
well you have a new friend here nice to know you


i am a christian. my favourite band is kings of leon. i work in the it industry. i like football.

how are you doing today ?
i am great the lord woke me up today
i agree what do yo do for work ?
i work in the it field i love fixing and building computers and yourself ?
i am a teacher i hope to retire and write the rest of my life
oh wow that is awesome what is favorite football team
i do not really watch sports
do you like kings of leon my favorite by them is use somebody
yea i do . my dog threw a fart in my face
wow very funny but how a dog throw a fart and how bad did it smell
i like cuddling with him he is nasty
i like to back and enjoy a good game with jesus picture next to me
i have two girls . do you have any kids ?
yes i have a son who is in college


i have a dog. she taught me to cook. i opened up a restaurant three years later. my mother is from russia. she died when i was 18.

hello hello . how are you ?
hello , how are you doing this morning ? i just finished walking my dog .
i live in the city so it was a bit chilly earlier .
yuck . i do not like cold weather . reminds me of russia , where my mom is from .
she is from russia ? that is pretty cool . when did your family come here ?
she came here 50 years ago , i have a russian restaurant .
nice ! i bet its tough owning a restaurant huh ?
it is , but it does have its rewards . mom taught me to cook , i use her recipes .
genuine russian food , i wish we had something like that in this city .
where are you ? i am in cleveland .
i am based in new york city actually .
very nice ! i have always wanted to visit .
actually , if ever you do visit i can show you a really good jazz club .
i have not been to a jazz club since my last visit to chicago , eight years ago .
i have not been there . is it nice there ?
i love it . i cannot wait to go back .


my favorite thing to do is research race cars in my free time. i am a girl who loves sports cars and video games. i am a fourteen year old living with my mom and grandparents. i only have three best friends.

hello , how are you today ?
hey , i like race cars and games
what kind of games do you like to play ?
racing games , i am not the typical girl
you sound adventurous . i like adventure , especially traveling to new place .
well i am only 14 but i have big crazy dreams
what kind of things do you dream of doing when you get older ?
race car driver , bungee jumping in paris and pursuing a career in science
cool . you must be smart . i am more of a creative type .
i like to think so . what do you do ?
i like to work with my hands . i enjoy building things .
cool . . my best friends and i are building a clubhouse
awesome ! i recently built a greenhouse because i have gotten into gardening .
my grandparents have a garden in our backyard
do you know what kind of things they are growing in their garden ?
greens , peas , peppers and lots of spices


i listen to techno music , exclusively. my wardrobe is all band tees. i go to multiple comic cons. my job involves building drones. i am an anime fan.

hi . i just got off work . i am a police officer in the detroit suburbs
awesome , thanks for your service . thanks for protecting us
you are welcome . what are you doing today ?
enjoying a anime japanese movies , mononoke
my wife and i like horseback riding and scuba diving .
sound fun . where do you live ?
outside of detroit with my wife and three daughters .
how is the weather like in detroit this time of the year
too warm which is weird . i want some halloween kind of weather .
i know right , should be cool by now
are you in school or do you work somewhere ?
i work , build stuff for a living . i work for a drone company
that is cool . drones are everywhere it seems .
yeah they are , it is the new technology
do you follow sports , basketball , baseball or any other ?
not really , spend most time going to comic cons
i am not familiar with comic cons except for big bang theory .
lol , no worries not everyone are


my favorite artist is 2pac. i like to listen to rap music. i drive a fast car. my car is black. my favorite song is california love.

hi how are you doing
i doing good . just been for a drive in my fast car listening to 2pac
is that your favorite music
my favorite artist yeah . makes me look cool in my black car
do you like the color black
i love the color black . so , do you like 2pac ? rap is the best
i think that he is okay
you should listen to california love . its awesome . what do you like ?
i like to watch a lot of tv
what do you watch on tv ?
i watch everything that i can
what else do you enjoy ?
i do not like doing anything else
oh . well maybe you should come on a drive with me . i will change that
do you drive a space craft
i wish i did just a fast car


i have a thick full beard. i have 8 brothers and we are close. my hair is as red as the sunset. i am only 5 foot tall.

hi , how are you doing today ?
i am ok . how are you ?
i am daydreaming . want to quit job and become a bieber roadie .
sounds good ! i am having a barbecue with my brothers .
what are you guys cooking ?
hamburgers and hot dogs . lots of them .
nice . i hate waiting in line to get food .
me , too . whats your job that you want to quit ?
i am a prom photographer . i still have my prom pic in my wallet . you ?
not me ! i looked like a red topped mushroom at my prom !
a lot of people do . believe me .
glad to hear i am not alone ! now i look like young santa claus .


i am italian american. my favorite color is blue. i paint with watercolors. i work in finance. i hate cleaning.

ford trucks , i drive em , that is what i drive
i love my blue , ford mustang , only i despise detailing it .
i am the police , i am a cop , i am police cop !
oh . i dated one of you . i am an investigative accountant .
probably , i had 3 wives , married each one .
i am italian , we tend to marry once . . . unless the guy is a jerk .
i keep my gun collection in my house , just so you know ;
as do i . along with other weapons . do you have any other hobbies ? i paint .
just my ford truck that i drive is parked outside
ah . . . sorry , no hobbies other than a truck . i can see why you are single .
i am a cop or police officer , get it ?
are you camping along the highway , waiting to light someone up ?


my parents used to work in politics , until they discovered the goodness within themselves. i do not like wearing pants when i do not have to. i enjoy john gresham movies , but not his books. i am a really , really good guitar player.

care to chat with a justin timberlike fan ? he is my fav !
sure i am not much of a fan tho
its ok , ev1 has their own
what do you do for a living ?
i am a stay at home mom full time to 2 great boys
i love to read john gresham books . not too crazy about the books
i enjoy riding horses do u have any hobbies ?
i am awesome at playing the guitar
that is wonderful have you played any gigs ?
no its more of a hobby
well , that is okay too have any plans for the weekend ?
i am gonna stay home and read
oh , so a quiet weekend
how about you ? any plans ?


i love to walk my dog everyday after work. i just moved to los angeles from tokyo. i also dance and sing. i want to be a famous actor.

today is a beautiful day , but why must i stay in such dismay
i am sorry . that is no fun . you should get a dog !
i cannot afford a dog when i am living in a log
ah i see . i was living in la , but i just moved to tokyo
have you ever lived on a ranch as a rodeo ?
i have not . my dream is to be famous as an actor
how lucky are you if you ever become an actor ?
i would think extremely lucky ! i want to sing and dance too !
i dream to be a noble artist , but i know that is not where my heart is
never give up on your dreams ! sometimes they just take practice
how much practice , a little or lot , you are special , something i am not
you are indeed special . everyone is !
of course we all are , even with our beautiful scars
we do all have scars . mine are from my dog and our post work walks .
i shall draw you are special using my last piece of chalk
that would be absolutely beautiful . a wonderful final message
yes you are beautiful , like an angel from the highest heavens
indeed . you are as well . well i have to go now , goodbye


my name is dave. i love hiking and staying fit. i go fishing on the weekends to relax. i live in las vegas , nevada.

hello , my kids have a soccer game and a basketball game this weekend .
really ? we are thinking about going on a hike or maybe fishing .
i love driving in the mountains in my suburban named midnight .
we drive the mountains in vegas
i want to go to paris and make clothes .
whats your name by the way ?
my name is vodka , what is yours ?
its dave , nice to meet !
you too ! i like to go out with my friends and party .
same here but sometimes we go fishing as well
we drink apple martinis . fishing sounds fun .
apple martinis sound fun too ! lol
yes , my friends really encourage me .
do you like to hike ?
yes , i do , but in russia there are few mountains to hike
i guess that is true but lots of fishing


i like to read true crime novels. i work as a secretary at an insurance agency. i have two dogs. i am close to both of my brothers. i travel every year to disney world.

hello
hello , do you like dogs ? i love animals , i have 2 dogs .
i do like animals but do not have any .
do you travel ? i go to disney world each year with family .
i do like to travel and love disneyland , never been to disney world
i like to read , favorites are true crime novel and anything stephen king . do you read ?
i do like to read . love to read under a tree during the fall
great place , fall is wonderful . do you work ?
fall and winter are my favorite ! no i am unemployed right now .
i was unemployed , but just got a job as a secretary at an insurance agency .
nice ! i usually get fired from my jobs because i have trouble waking up early .
ll , i can relate . , do you have siblings ? i have 2 brothers , we are close .


i dye my hair blonde. i love dancing. i am an only child. i like going to foreign countries. i have 3 cats.

good day ! how are you ?
great . the weather is awesome . i am chilling on the porch with my 3 cats .
sounds good . i just finished playing my drums and now i am getting ready for work .
i love to use the drum beats to find my rhythm when dancing .
cool . i play at the pizza parlor where i work on saturdays .
sounds fun ! do you like to travel ? i spent my summer touring europe .
wow ! i have not traveled much . i grew up in the poor area of chicago .
oh . did you have any siblings to play with ? i am the only child .
i have 2 brothers . i am the oldest . you did not have anyone to fight with .
the kids at school teased me about my red hair , its blonde now .
that is too bad you got teased . kids can be mean .
they sure can . so , on a more positive note , what do you like to do ?


my suspenders sometimes make my shoulders hurt. i wish i had a real dragon i could train. my cat s name is leroy jenkins. i enjoy playing retro video games on my 386.

hello ! how are you today ?
i am doing great ! i am just snuggling with my cat .
cats are cool ! i have a cat name mike trout
ah , a sports fan . i am more of a geek myself
that is fun . i am only 19 and made our college baseball team
talented much ? lol ! my only skills are mashing buttons on my vg controller .
ohhhh that sounds like much fun
it really is ! do you play video sports too or just real ones ?
just the real ones , not a big game person
i understand . they are not for everyone . what else do you like to do ?
i like to shop at sport stores
i am more comfortable in suspenders than sports attire . . . lol !
that is really funny ! never wore those
i say they look sweet , but they can kind of hurt my shoulders sometimes .
are they really heavy on the shoulders ?
a little , but they go with my whole nerd persona , so i put up with it .


i like going to the moives. my father and grandfather also worked in the circus. i have 2 dogs , both golden retrievers. i work in a circus as a juggler. i am on a keto diet.

hi . how are you ?
i am good . i just got done working as an act in a traveling fair .
that sound interesting . what is your act ?
i throw balls in the air and catch them , just like my family .
speaking of family , i do not want to take over my father business .
what is your fathers business ?
an appliance store . boring .
i would like to work in a movie store . i really like movies .
me too . especially films made in other countries . what is your favorite ?
i like movies about dogs . i have two dogs . do you have pets ?
one dog . he runs beside me when i run . even marathons .
i like fitness too . i am eating on a keto plan now to help train .
interesting . i never eat out . just at home .
what do you like to do ?


i am a cashier at a grocery store. i like to go swimming. i have a garden in my yard. i like to make fresh pies.

hi there , how are you doing ?
i am doing alright , how are you doing this evening ?
pretty good . just put the three kids to bed .
sounds relaxing . any plans this weekend ?
just grading . i am a high school teacher .
i plan on making a pie with fruit from my garden .
mmm . i love pie . i have a garden in the back of my suburban home too .
nice . i wish i had a swimming pool to go with my garden but alas .
me too especially this hot summer we had .
thankfully i can afford ac on my grocery store cashier salary but not a pool
yea , it would have been unbearable without ac .
its mans triumph over nature .
haha , true . best invention ever .
so do you teach your kids ? ac in the class room ?


i like chicken nuggets. i love animals. i love reading. my favorite band is a fine frenzy.

hi , my name is dan . what is yours ?
hi there , nice to meet you . my name is sara .
hi sara . are you married ?
no . i enjoy eating chicken nuggets . what about you ?
i like to go camping in the mountains .
that is awesome ! i myself am more of a book worm and prefer reading .
books are cool ! what kind of books do you like to read ?
i love all kinds of books , especially thriller !
i do not read much . i would like to in the future .
i also love music , i particularly love listening to a band called a fine frenzy
never heard of that band . i just listen to worship music .
nice ! tell me more about yourself .
i got a boy and girl . thier ages are 12 and 10 .
that is awesome ! have any pets ? i have a huge love for all animals .


my husband was a salesman. i like to cook. i have a cat named kj. i worked as a nurse for many years. i have lived in several different states.

hi how are you today ?
i am great how are you ?
i am alright . were you homeschooled ?
no i went to different schools in several states . you ?
i was homeschooled . it was awkward
you know what is awkward ? my cat kj
do you care about kj though ?
i do , i even cook for her
i also deeply love my pets
what pets do you have ?
so many that i have lost count
when i was a nurse people brought in pets .
i cannot connect w people that is why i love pets
my husband does sales so i get that


i am a personal chef. i would like to open a restaurant someday. in my free time , i watch movies and sleep. i love creating new recipes.

hey ! i am pete . i live in san diego . born and raised .
hey i am sam , i work as a chef in new york city
sweet ! what kind of restaurant ?
we create new styles of pizza
cool . i go out to eat quite a bit . sometimes it just sucks cooking for one .
really i love to cook , hire me
that would be awesome ! leave me more time for surfing
i also work as a personal chef , pizza is my passion food
whats your fave pizza ? surfing and ladies are my hobby !
veggie pizza and i make different styles
cool ! i have thought about opening a surf shop since i love it
you should do that follow your passion turn into income
i have some investment income i really do not talk about but i should smarter about
you joint right thing take your time to use it the right way


i have not had to work a day in my life. i think i need botos soon. i went to school for fashion design and did nothing with it. i am fabulous from my on trend haircut to my louis vuitton. i do not know why my sister in law dislikes me.

hello how are you today ?
just swell how are you doing ?
doing great ! what are you up to ?
oh just polishing my broken cuticles .
jojoba oil really helps that . i have a nail oil brush and its changed my life
your busted ! that is over 15 words !
ink how that even happened lol . i talk a lot i guess
ok your not going to make me lol !
today was a very strange day indeed
ufos over new york and i am not too surprised !
hurricanes , earthquakes , wildfires , tsunamis , quite an eventful week for natural disasters
i am glad that did not go over 15 .
i am not normally so verbose
well its ok if you need to vent


she taught me to cook. she died when i was 18. my mother is from russia. i have a dog.

hello from a friendly fisherman from cape hatteras
well hello there ! how are you today ?
gorgeous day . i am feeling great . went for a ride in my boat today
that sounds lovely ! i did a lot of russian recipe cooking today !
what kind of food is that . of course i l love to eat fish , prefer tuna !
my mom came from russia and she taught me these recipes ! tuna is delicious !
how beautiful ! is your mom still living ? mine passed last year . sad !
sorry to hear that ! yes , she is still here ! i also have an adorable dog !
what breed of dog ? that is great .
it is a golden retriever puppy ! my last dog died when i was 18 .
you are blessed to have such a lovely dog . do you take him down by the water ?
all the time ! she loves to swim in the pond nearby !
come down to cape hatteras and enjoy the water with our family !
i should ! that sounds wonderful ! thank you for the offer !


i have a beard. i drive a truck. i graduated high school. i live on a farm.

hi , my names is brett and my cat sam is amazing
hi brett . i am cindy . what kind of cat is sam ? .
i am pretty average for my weight . not quite thing but not fat either .
i am fat with a beard . i eat what i want . are you dieting ?
i also enjoy sewing or doing needle work . i have brown hair
i have never tried sewing . i am a truck driver . do you like to drive ?
i am pretty good at it . its not that hard to do .
what have you created with needle point ?
a lot of flower embroideries because i am good with those .
sounds beautiful . i grow a lot flowers on my farm .
that is awesome maybe you can give me a snap shot of it
i would love to . are you active on a social media platform ?
i am on facebook which is great
i love facebook and instagram . do you have a lot of followers ?
not many and do not care to have many followers
i love getting likes on my photos . what do you like about facebook ?


i live near a park. i listen to podcasts. my favorite color is purple. i do not have any children. i do not have a car.

hi ! what are your hobbies ? i like to eat home cooked meals .
hi ! my life is simple , no cars , no kids , no chaos !
that is great . mine too . long walks on the beach , good music , etc .
i have a park near me too and take long walks there , specially in the evening .
i like walks too . especially when the sky is blue , that is my favorite color
purple is mine . i have purple sofa , rug , lamps , chairs , mirrors , everything !
how fun ! do you like to decorate ?
i buy what i like . i use my time to keep up with my podcasts .
i like podcasts too . there is a great one on pop music that i listen to regularly .
i like mystical ones , you know with mediums and spiritualists .
do you believe in ghosts and spirits ?
definately ! ! i have seen my share and would love to know who they are
that is fascinating . i have never had that experience . all ordinary !
first time makes your skin crawl , at least for me !


i like to make cookies. i like to train dogs. my favorite drink is coke. i like to run. i like bagels with everything on them.

hi there . i hope you like football !
hello ! not so much really , i am more of a track star
well you could say i am into college football but i love nfl
do you have any other hobbies besides football ?
sometimes i read and watch movies . want to know what kinds ?
of course ! my favorite thing is to make cookies while watching movies .
i love sci fi and horror films , and fiction books are my favorite
personally , i like utopian literature , but all fiction is good for me .
i have been playing on my fantasy football league all evening
i have been thinking about training dogs , weird past time huh ?
no , not really . i love dogs ! especially great danes . i have two
those are great dogs , but i prefer corgis . i worked with them back in high school .
i believe the queen of england loves them also
the lady i worked for loved how the queen had corgis , she was quite a fanatic .
she sounds like a cool lady . dogs are so special !
what is your favorite drink ?


i am a christian. my favorite movie genre is horror. i am a vet tech. my favorite author is stephen king. i love to read.

hi i am a work from home mom so i can be there for kids
hello ! i work at a vet office
soccer is my kids sports we practice daily
i love horror movies do you ?
i coach cheerleading on the side when kids are out of school
i enjoy to read outside
we watch old movies alot when i cook
i enjoyed the it remake
family time matters most i did not have it so lucky
i go to church every sunday . i love god
god is my helped with my child birth
church is so helpful and so is god
almost lost my son due to complications
i am sorry to hear that .
i am happy to have kids growing up doctors said i would never
that is cool . i am ready for halloween .


my mother is a school teacher. i worked as a clown in the circus. i listen to country music. i like to surf. i am a reality tv star.

i am still in school a i make good good grades , all as
well , that is good for you . my mom teaches school
i am like a social butterfly since i am apart of the band .
what kind of music ? i like country myself .
what subject an grade does your mom teach ?
she teaches math in high school .
i like hip hop an i love salads an fruits .
ah , i do not really listen to hip hop . i know a rapper guy though .
cool what grade does she teach ?
ninth through twelfth . mostly seniors though .
who is it you know ? wonder if i like the artist .
i do not know dignity doo or something . met him on this show we do .


one day i would really like to skydive. i volunteer at the local humane society. i m a drummer in an indie band. when i m not touring with the band , i like to garden. my twin brother and i share an apartment.

i like to climb mountains .
i would like to sky dive one day
i am not good at art , but i like to play with models of clay .
nor am i but good at volunteering for the humane society
once , in africa , i shot a lion . it made me feel like an alien .
hy an alien ? i am in an indian band and am a drummer
i cried during gone with the wind , but i laughed when i shot the lion .
that was tough movie saw it on dvd . i also garden
i am the most interesting man in the world .
i share an apartment with my twin brother
what is your gender , assuming you have one ?
i am pan gender , as in i do not consider myself a male or female
one day mount everest will worship me . i am the best .
haha if you say so . i do not think mount everest can bow .
what is a pan gender ? do they cook well ?
well i do not resonate being a girl or a boy .


i am constantly drinking. if i m not drinking , i m thinking , which makes me uncomfortable. i can t hold down a job for very long. my family loves me , but keeps their distance.

hello , it is nice to meet you
it is nice to meet you as well my name is mike . what are you doing
relaxing i like to explore outside and watch tv . and you ?
trying to kill this ring worm right now . nasty stuff
wow that does not sound too good . i had it before
yeah just kind of sneaks up on you . i am watching tv right now actually
nice ! i enjoy collecting figures of my favorite tv series
i have seen almost everything on netflix . whats your favorite
i like anime . it is the best ever . how about you ?
i am an otaku as well
awesome , do you have any hobbies ?
i live near a lot of casinos and i play cards often
cool , i do not play much cards . but i like the money aspect
i am a blackjack fiend . you like one man punch ?


i am a vegan. i love the beach. i love country music. i like to read.

hi , how are you doing today ?
i am doing very good , what about you ?
pretty good thanks . i am a car salesman , what do you do ?
i am a writer , i go to the beach and writer , when weather is okay
sounds nice . i go shoot hoops after work , i love to play . basketball .
really sounds like fun , i run on the beach for exercise
my wife runs after work . she is a hairdresser .
o yeah cool , still looking for mrs right haha , i read alot as well , do you ?
not much anymore . i do enjoy a few coors though , my favorite beer .
hey me to love some beer and i enjoy a cold coors
have to have some down time for yourself . life is crazy .
yes it is , good book on the beach and a beer , in another place haha
that is a good combination . hope everything goes well for you .
o yeah life is good , just have to balance and only do what you cn control


i blame myself for all of my problems. my family loves me , but keeps their distance. i am constantly drinking. if i m not drinking , i m thinking , which makes me uncomfortable.

hello what do you like to do ?
hello , i like have a good time watching sports with friends
that is awesome , me and my best friend like to make music .
what kind of music do you like to make
i like hip hop and rap , what sports do you watch with your friend ?
we like to watch football , basketball and baseball
that is great ! i have wrote some songs on sports with my friend .
i spend more time with my friends than my family
me too , i would like to spend more time at home . what about you ?
i like to hang out a lot
what do you do what you hang out ?
sports bar , bars , and more bars
what do you enjoy drinking when you are at the bars ?
margaritas and whiskey i enjoy the most
my music instructor , who taught me since i was 5 , drank a lot of wine .
i tend to drink my problems away


i am trying to become a male model in hollywood. i overcame urinary cancer at age 18. i am on a low carb diet. i am a huge fan of classical jazz.

hey , how are you doing today
on my 18th birthday i beat urinary cancer
oh wow . congrats on that
i am well , i have to watch my carb intake so i am on a diet
i am trying to do that but i am failing this wk
when i was in treatment , i listened to classical jazz
i love to read the bible . it helps me prepare for the next day
i want to become a guy model probably in hollywood
i work in a coffee shop on week days . and work at craft shows on week ends
wow you stay really busy , i just hang out
that is cool . i like to design jewelry
do you sell your jewelry ? i bet you could make alot of money
i try to at the craft shows i attend on weekends
i like to go to craft stores , where are your shows located
near birmingham al . i live in apartment close to there with my future husband
that is cool , how long have you guys dated for


i have amazing eye sight. both my parents were over 6 foot tall. i am a democrat. i can jump straight up , out of a pool. i like to only eat fish.

good morning . how are you feeling ?
lousy . a million miles from the nearest ocean . man i sure miss fresh fish !
maybe you can read about the ocean . i adore books and they help .
always been afraid that books would ruin my keen eyesight . i am a sharpshooter for the marines .
well i will pray you get to the ocean soon . a christian prayer .
i am muslim myself . and so now a democrat . was republican until trump came in .
he is more frightening than all of the stephen king books i love .
i am more afraid of his presidency than a beating by either parent both huling 6 7 .
ll . . . yes i love horror movies and this is definitely one of them
well . at least i got my marine skills . repelling . vertical leap . holding breath .
sounds more exciting than my job as a vet tech
ink about that . at least the animals wo not be science deniers at you !
i suppose you are right about that .
maybe your job will lead to something more exciting a zoo job training 20 species .


i have four cats. i take the subway to work everyday. i m a vegetarian. every fall i visit my sister in canada. i m afraid of clowns.

hi how are you today ?
hello , i am well , just hanging out with my cats . how are you ?
i am doing ok . . . watching superman always makes me feel good !
i wish i could fly like superman ! i have to take the subway everyday .
i hate to fly because i hate heights ! are you married ?
no i live alone with my 4 cats . are you married ?
no . all of my girlfriends have cheated on me . . . but i am dating a nice girl now .
i hope that works out ! i am going to see my sister in canada soon .
i have never been to canada . do you play any instruments ?
no i do not , do you ?
funny but i can make fart noises . . . under my arms ! and i am not too bad !
that is gross . i have an intense fear of clowns .
is it really gross ? i think its funny . i hate clowns too .
i do not eat meat , do you ?


i like visiting art museums in my spare time. i am a student. i just started dating someone new. i am a vegan.

hello how are you tonight ?
i am doing great and you ?
that is good to hear i am well . do you have a favorite book ?
i do not but i love art . do you ?
my book is anne of green gables . what does your mom and dad do for a living ?
i am not sure really . yours ?
mom is a teacher and dad is a tax man .
well that sounds like a hoot . hobbies ?
i once won a pageant but it really was not worth the time . how about you ?
why not worth the time ?
too my time invested in something trivial . do you have hobbies ?
i just started dating someone so that i guess


i love cold weather. i love dark clothes. i work two jobs as a cashier. favorite band is red hot chilli peppers. i love non gmo foods.

hello ! my name is granny jean
well that is a cool name you like all this hot weather ?
yes , my gran kids have been swimming the day away .
well that is awesome . i hate it lol . i prefer colder weather
truthful same here , i can sit by the fire with a good book .
yea . or jam some red hot chili peppers . i love those guys
oh my grandson loves them their dancing maggy song is nice
great song . what are you wearing ?
why . . . you are a peculiar .
i was just going to say i wear mostly black . i like darker clothing
same as my hero . . well i am a career army wife , i dress proper
oh ok . that is cool . i am a cashier at 2 places . gotta make
i have 2 grandkids that are cashiers and 2 in high school .
that is a lot of grandkids . expecting more ?


i grew up homeschooled. i have a hard time feeling connected with people. i care deeply about animals.

hola
hi !
how are you ?
good what are your hobbies ?
i like the outdoors , netflix , shopping . how bout you ?
i am really into animals
that is cool . what state do you live in ?
i live in the midwest what about you ?
i live in north carolina . i used to live in nebraska .
oh that is cool . i used to be homeschooled
wow , how did you like that ?
eh it was ok
you did not miss anything , school has always been super cliquey .
that is true


i enjoy clothing with exotic prints. sometimes i like to visit thrift shops. i like to upcycle my thrift shop finds and make new items. i am an art teacher.

hi , do you like music ?
yes , at times . i teach art and some music classes .
wow , my mom is a music teacher too
how cool ! do you like thrift shops ? i love them .
i do . i bought my violin second hand
nice ! i redo what i buy at thrift shops and resale them .
that is interesting . my pomeranian and i like flea markets
i would love to meet your dog . cheetah is my favorite animal .
animals are great . my sister plays her clarinet for her birds
that is really cool ! i like exotic prints . i mostly wear cheetah , of course .
you sound pretty wild , i like that
no . i am pretty boring .
i doubt that . do you like competitions ?
no , i am not a competitive person . you ?
i have placed in a few violin competitions
that sounds pretty boring , to be honest . but i am happy for you .


i draw all of my friends as my little pony characters. i enjoy all things my little pony. i like cats. i like to watch anime. i like being weird.

hi how are you today ?
i am doing well and you ?
i am good . i have two golden retrievers .
i am obsessed with everything my little pony .
i have never seen that show . is it good ?
its actually a cartoon lol
i usually watch movies more than tv
i am eccentric , i am into anime and cartoons
is anime like the circus ?
its like japanese style cartoons .
oh i see . are they are children ?
yes , most of them are .


i have never kissed a woman. i love to gossip. i believe that i can achieve anything. people notice how organized i am. i watch jimmy fallon s show every night.

hi how are you today
great just another day to achieve my goals ! , how are you ?
what are your goals then ?
kiss a girl would be great .
that is a little straight forward
i apologize did you see how trashy that person on jimmy fallon was last night
no why do you mean trashy ?
i mean her hair was a mess , awful that was
oh that is too bad who was she ?
no idea i just like to talk about people
i get it do you speak other languages ?
nah but i know sign language
italian is my fluent language
do you enjoy italian food ?


i can t stand beets. i m an ovo vegetarian. i can t cook. every day i drive an hour to work in this horrible traffic.

hello , are you into exercise ? i love to run .
hello , yes i love it when i find the motivation .
my children are my motivation . i take care of the home while my husband works .
that is good . i drive to work every day . about an hour with a lot of traffic .
i make a great beef stew , but when it comes to baking i burn everything .
i am the opposite i can bake but not cook lol .
i enjoy watching the show face off . do you watch it ?
i have never heard of it .
you should pick up the season 1 blu ray on your drive home from work .
good idea ! so any plans for tonight ?
i am cooking pasta for dinner and then going for a run .
oh nice sounds good . i am just relaxing .
i am busy tonight since my husband has to work late .
how long have you been married ?
my husband and i got married in 2010 . it was a face off themed wedding .
cool . i will have to google what face off is lol .


both my parents are creative. mom in telecommunications. i dream of playing music for a living. i m a student living at home while pursuing my music industry degree. my dad works in the automotive industry.

hey how is your night
hi how are you today
pretty good , i am eating hungry all the time
what are you eating then
i am eating cereal , i work and eat all the time
where do you work at
security guard , i feel a corvette would complete me
then lease one out champ
i plan to go to bowling green ky and due so , i want to go to museum
do you like museums a lot
that is awesome , what do you like to do ?
i want to be a pro musician
that is awesome , i would love to hear play
yeah i want to break it big


i went to college in maryland. i am a professional basketball player. i live in ahuge mansion. i make 35 million a year.

i like dolphins and plays . you act ?
good afternoon how are you
great ! you ever killed anyone ? i know oliva pope personally .
no i live in a huge house
wow ! chicken wings are our friends . you sing ?
i am a multi millionaire
get out ! me too ! i am on youtube . you ?
no way i am bored
you ever chased a lion ? my dad sells tv ads . you dance ?
no i do not dance and i am scared of lions
i see . merna jean the dolphin is my best friend . you married ?
yes and i play basketball
wow ! i host a tv channel and i sing , dance and act . any children ?
i have three beautiful sons


i am a retired computer programmer. i have one grandson and one daughter. i love animals. i just turned 77. i like watching british tv shows and movies.

hello friend how are you doing ?
i am doing well , how are you ?
good . where are you from ?
i live in the us , but i do love british tv shows .
i am from syracuse ny and love the buffalo bills
that is cool . i am not much into sports . too old for them
too old ? i do not think anyone is too old
well , i am 77 years old , and i think that is a bit too old to be playing sports .
yes , but you could still enjoy watching them
you have got me there . i would not mind seeing my grandson play sports sometime .
yes ! we have season tickets and look forward to going
that does sound like fun . are you going with friends ?
no , our whole family bought season tickets so we go as a family
oh , that is great . i do enjoy spending time with my family .


my favorite color is black. i sometimes write poetry. i want to visit the uk. i like to skate. i sing in a punk band.

hello there , what would you like to know about me ?
mmm . . what do you do for work ?
i work at target , not the best job in the world . . . ll
not the worst either , i sing in a band , a punk band .
nice ! i have a house in california
have you ever been to london , its calling me .
no , but i love to see movies every few weeks
i am particular to skating , ice , roller , whatever .
do you have any pets ?
a cat named fred . he is pretty punk rock as well .
i have a dog , after work everyday i buy him dog treats
is he black , its my favorite color .


i am adopted. i don t believe in love. i ride horses in my spare time. i work at an accounting firm. i am an only child.

hey ! you must be a night owl like me being up so late !
i am indeed , how are you doing tonight ?
great ! i just bought new earrings so i would say that is a successful day ! what about you ?
i rode around on a horse , it was my day off
that is fun ! i love animals ! i have a cat charlie but he is mean . what do you do ?
i work a lot , in accounting . how about you ?
hmmm mine sounds lame now . i am just an artist .
that is great , i wish i could support my self as an artist
oh i did not say i was rich ! lol i live off pizza ! glad its my fav !
oh well , it still sounds rewarding . any siblings ?
none here . what about you ?
nope , i grew up alone , and i a adopted
that is awesome ! were you born in the us ?
i was actually . how about you ?
same here ! good ol kentucky for me .
not mad . north dakota here


both my moms tell me they love me when i call them. i live in chicago. i like to use a lot of exclamation marks when i type. playing quake on slackware linux makes me happy.

hello how are you today ?
fine . i have two moms in chicago . you workout ?
i do not work out . i do love music , especially 2000s indie .
still there ? oh okay . i love exclamation marks . you a singer ?
my voice is awful . i am going to school to be a school teacher .
great ! i play quake sometimes . you have children ?
no kids . i do love my dog though !
oh okay . my friend merna jean teaches too . can you draw ?
not really . i have a hard time because i have a short temper .
wow ! linux slackware is fun to play . are you a student ?
i am ! are you ? what foods do you like ?
pasta . chicago is my home . you married ?
i love deep dish pizza although i am very picky . not married . you ?
divorced . twice . were you adopted ?
no not adopted . i would like to be married .
you will one day . its easy . you a church goer ?


i work at mcdonalds. i write. i watch youtube videos. i have brown hair.

mittens get off the table already !
hi how are you doing ?
very well thank you ! sorry about that i was talking to one of my cats
what do you do for a living ?
oh , i am a veteran . helping all the kitty cats and dogs live healthy lives !
what city are you from ?
i am from san francis , and yourself ?
i am in so cal myself
sweet . do you have any animals ? i actually have a few . mainly cats though .
i have two dogs right now
my sister has dogs . . . she is a dog person , she lives in canada
what kind of music do you like ?
a little bit of everything really . . . just a few minutes ago i was listening to some whale song
and what song was that ?
hmm , title track says hearts in atlantis
what do you do for a living ?


my favorite fruit is an apple. i prefer morning to night. i like to swim. i prefer winter over fall.

hey man , how are things ?
great man i just finished swimming
i just ate a bunch of pizza .
ha ! i am allergic to dairy so my exciting item is an apple
at least you can find excitement in something
well it is exciting after swimming in a cold pool
what ever floats your boat i guess
just waiting for winter . i love winter sports and fall is inbetween
fall is the best . not too hot , not too cold .
yeah but i love winter sports and after labor day it is the wait
for sure . what sports are your favorite ?
for winter , skiing and snowboarding , but i swim year round
i only like to swim in the summer .
i swim at 530 am 6 days a week in hot or cold weather


i prefer the simpler times. i like simple jokes. some jokes go too far. i like the flintstones.

hi . i like league of leagues .
that is good anyway how are you today ?
great , i like walks in the park
walking is fun so is joking ever watch movies ?
well , i am single so i hang out with dogs
dogs are nice . wish i could go back in time be a cave man
oh , i am so ready to mingle
just go back hunt enjoy time with love ones with nothing to do
i like dogs alot . i do not know why
why not dogs men best friend
cats are better though . i like to swim while i drive
prefer dogs though what cat name
i am really a cat .
your funny me like jokes made my day
food makes my day . i am fat
well i will help you workout go take a walk


i had to drop out of college to help with my grandparents. my father used to be an insurance salesman. i graduated valedictorian of my high school class. my mother stayed at home all day to raise me and my siblings.

hi there , i am just wondering what you do for work ?
sales . i was in college but had to leave to care for grandparents .
that was humble of you . i went to college . i have a statistics degree
my dad sold insurance so i learned a lot of him . i was also valedictorian .
very nice . i am now a blackjack dealer , and now how to count cards .
that is interesting . are you close with your parents ?
yes , very close to them . my 3 kids are as well , see them often
that is nice . my mom was a stay at home mom to me and my sisters .
my kids stay with my parents during the day . do you like to travel ?
i love to travel but i do not have much money right now . do you ?
i like to travel in the winter to escape the cold . do you have any kids ?
no but i do have 2 dogs that i absolutely adore !
we have a couple of dogs as well , and 3 cats .
i never had a cat but might one day .


i am a classily trained chef. i have male pattern baldness. i was born in baton rouge.

you want me to make you tuna salad or tuna casserole ?
hi . casserole please . i am from baton rouge . and yourself ?
cape hatteras . that sounds like a fun city !
i can teach you other items to make as well . i am a classically trained chef .
any tuna recipe ideas ?
tuna melts !
org , yes ! ! ! i will learn from you master yoda chef !
yes young grasshopper .
chirp chirp . i am going to go sailing later today . want to come along ?
yes , but please i may be going bald
i will give you a sun bonnet . you will be fine , my old friend !
why thank you kind sir . we will catch lots of tuna to make tuna melts !
you are welcome ! meet me at the docks no later than 15 past 3pm
noted ! what else do you do for hobbies ?


my favorite flower is a rose. i have a little girl. i wait tables. i m taking online classes. my hair is long and brown.

hi , how are you today ?
i am great , getting ready for work . how are you ?
wonderful . just visiting the mountains .
i love the mountains . rockies or smokies ?
appalachian mountains actually . what do you do for work ?
i am a waitress at hooters
i like their deep fried pickles . but very unhealthy .
oh yeah , we do not have many healthy options there lol
i work as a surgeon . so i try to stay healthy .
oh wow , i love watching greys anatomy with my daughter
that is a good show , . i have not watched since a main character died .
mcdreamy ? i miss him so much
yes , i am watching supernatural now though .
i am usually doing school work online , hard to find time to watch tv
yeah i have the tv when my children are at school .
nothing better than peace and quiet while the kids are at school


i am a graduate student. although i am studying to be a doctor , animals like me. i volunteer with dogs. i am in between classes. i am always early.

hi how are you today
just hanging out in between med school classes , how are you ?
med school i am a sophomore in high school but love science too
are you doing anything volunteer work for experience ?
not yet i am thinking about volunteering at the hospital . i just got braces so not comfortable
you should try it . i volunteer at a shelter with dogs .
i like dogs i have one named maddie
i bet she is cute . animals really like me .
we have four dogs in total but one maddie likes me more than the other ones
i still have 20 minutes until my class . i am always so early !
that is a good thing being late could get you in trouble
that is true ! i am sure you do not get in trouble much .


i haven t done anything since high school. i listen to linkin park , i don t know why. i was diagnosed with autism. i play games at the arcade , still.

hi how are you today
just listening to lincoln park here . ok . you ?
where do you work at
i do not . i am autistic and have issues sometimes .
do you play any music then
not really . but somehow arcades still are ok for me .
yeah they are lots of fun
yeah , it is . what do you do ?
i play music a lot
it is only lincoln park for me .
yeah sad about their singer
it is sad . i hope that those things stop happening to people .
i agree depression is tough
yes . they need to figure something better out for that .


i am young. i love to run fast. i never eat veggies. i am strong. i am tall.

good evening , sir , and welcome to the metropolitan museum of art !
sorry . . . but i have to run ! its my favorite thing to do !
maybe just too much caffeine ? ? ? i only have a cup , and always with cream !
yuck . i do not like caffeine because the coffee bean is technically a vegetable . .
rrrr . . . . coffee is a seed , brother
i am young . . . i do not know any better !
young and foolish . . . polly listen to techno instead of good music like beastie boys
i do not have to take your criticism because i have strength . geez , artists . .
well i am very critical of my own paintings too . . . and why i work in a museum !
maybe one day i could help you . . hang them up , that is . i am 6 3 !
whoa ! that would help as a curators assistant . . . willing to live in iowa ?
i do not think so . there are too many farms , and i hate vegetables !


i was once on the local news , and not for anything illegal. my father use to drive a taxi cab in the 1970 s. my uncle use to work on fish boats in florida. i ve been to canada two times my entire life.

hi there . how are you this evening ?
great ! watching the local news , which i was once on
oh that is cool . i enjoy watching funny movies .
nice , i like canada so much i have been there twice
oh really ? i have only been there once .
nice . what does your family ddo ? my father drove a cab in the 70s
my dad retired from the army .
nice . my uncle used to live in florida and worked on fishing boats
oh . my mom , died when i was little .
that is sad . what else do you know
she was in a car accident .
sorry to hear that . i have not done anything illegal
that is always a good thing . what is your favorite color ?
i do not know . do you have a favorite color ?
green is my favorite color .
i like green too . canada has a lot of green


i have a golden retriever. my mother is dead. i write fiction for fun. i work in advertising.

hi there . how is it going ?
its going good i guess . just walked my dog .
oh . i am just hanging out with my gf .
ok cool i have been all alone since my mom passed .
oh , i am sorry to hear that . do you have any siblings ?
no i have no siblings . i focus on my work and dog mostly
i have one older brother .
that must be nice . i wish i did . i write for fun as well
what do you do for a living ?
i do marketing and advertising but write fictions on the side
oh . i stock shelves at a bookstore .
do you like that or are you looking for better
i wish it paid better , but i like it ,
f you like it then it is for you . good day . must go
oh , well it was nice chatting with you .
likewise , hopefully we will do this again . good night


i love bruno mars. i love sweets. i sleep a lot. i cs and ds. i am in high school.

hi . . how was your weekend ? ?
hey ! it was pretty good . i slept a lot , haha . how was yours ?
big party . . it was amazing
what kind of party ?
regular get to gether with funds
was there music and dancing ?
ya . . kind of a music party with dance
awesome . what kind of music ? bruno mars is my favorite
i like elvis . . i am a bit old . . a mother of three
oh wow ! i am still in high school
i am a nurse by job
is that a hard job ?
hm . . little bit . . but not impossible
do you have to have really good grades to do something like that ?
yaa . . i do work hard
i get a lot of ds and cs in school


i am a older lady. i love to eat cheese. i watch a lot of spongebob. i love to listen to frank sinatra.

how are you doing today
great i am loving me some cheese this fall
that is cool to know i guess
and i love spongebob what do you love
i love baking and i love my children
that is awesome i am old
i am sorry to hear that
its ok being 101 years old is good
i guess if you say so
do you enjoy listening to music
yes i do i love country music
frank sinatra is my go to music
that is cool do u have any grand kids
yes i do i have 34 grand kids
omg that is alot of grandkids
it is but they are a true joy


i started collaborating with some popular publishers. i ve found other pretty good blogs to share opinions with. i have none to share my thoughts about the books i read. i love to read. i started a small blog lately to post reviews.

what did you do earlier today ?
i read two books today . what about you ?
i have been working from my house all day
do write blogs ? i love book blogs .
yes i do actually . i write a blog about my family
cool , i have a book review blog called the bookworm .
i would love to read it some time . do you have a family ?
no , i am all alone . just me and my books . do you have kids ?
yes i do . 2 kids that both play soccer
how sweet . what are their names ?
roxie and ava . they are my life
i am happy for you . i read a book once called roxie wins the game !
oh that must be a sign ! haha do you like to cook ?
no , but i like reading cookbooks too .
cool . i make dinner for my family every night
i bet they are happy . can you send me some food ?


i am a very funny woman. i love candy. i drive a honda car. i own 3 cats. i deliver packages for a living.

hello how are you today
i am good thanks for asking
so what do you like to do for fun ?
i love baking and spending time with my family
i like playing the guitar in my free time
that is cool i want to learn
you should . please tell me you are a vegan . i am
no i am not a vegan sorry
as long as you go bike riding to workout . i love going for a good ride
i work out period so
well do you skateboard ? i love skate boarding
no i do not sorry
well i am sure baking is your love
yes it is i love it


i have a lizard named nagini. my mother lives with me. i like to plant flowers in my gardens. i like to take my dog for long walks. i enjoy cooking for people.

hi how are you today
i am good . just got finished taking my dog on a long walk .
but it is raining outside
not here . do you have any pets ? i also have a lizard .
i do not have any pets
do you have any hobbies ?
i love to gamble yeah
i like to cook and garden .
nice is that your job
i wish ! i work for an attorney .
i do finances for a brewery
oh , that sounds interesting . my mom is living with me .
is she alright or sick
she lost her job a few months ago .


i collect toys wearing little rain coats. i tend to argue with myself more than i argue with myself. i am lusting after the neighbour pool boy. i believe i hear voices.

hi ! how are you ?
i am good thanks for asking , and you ?
great ! had a good day at school teaching . i am really passionate about what i do .
that is awesome ! i loved school ! do you have any hobbies ?
i like going to the beach . . whenever my husband could take off from work .
that sounds fun ! right now i have been spending time at the neighbors pool .
how nice ! are you married ? what do you do ?
i am not married , but i am wanting the neighbors pool boy .
ll good luck ! do you have any hobbies ?
sort of , i love collecting bears , especially ones that wear rain coats .
interesting ! where do you find those ?
i buy a lot of them online from connecticut bear company .
nice ! i hope the weather holds good for you to go to the pool often !
thanks me too ! what subject do you teach ?
i teach math and try to make the kids like it too !
that is great . i am sure you are a wonderful teacher !


my hobbies include rock collecting and making macaroni art. my lifes goal is to be the worlds foremost encyclopedia salesman. i am a traveling encyclopedia salesman. i once saw peyton manning at the grocery store.

hi , how are you doing ?
not too good sales are down .
are you a salesman ? or company owner ?
neither the way things are goin !
so what is it that you are trying to sell ?
nothing any more i am bankrupt .
well . . . let me ask you something does that make you wish you had a different life ?
that is over 15 words
okay . do you wish you were someone else ?
no i just want to be rich !
i see . strangely , i do not . sometimes i wish to be a wild beast .
i just need a career change


i hate to drive. i like the taste of cheese. i like the music group the backstreet boys. i am younger then 46.

hi how are you doing
i am doing well . kicking back listening to some music .
that is nice uim hanging with my cats
how many cats do you have ?
5 they are all rescues
that is kind of you to do . what do they eat ?
they eat normal cat food
being rescue cats , i thought they might eat mice !
oh no they were from a shelter not the streets
ah . that makes sense . i avoid the streets too !
what hobbies do you have
mostly listening to music . i also like wine and cheese .


i have a job as a dj at a radio station. i have many friends. i use a cane to help me get around. i once drove a car ! my friend told me what to do while i drove.

hey there , hows your evening
hi ! it is great , yours ? what do you do for a living ?
oddly just got hired at whataburger , i would prefer to open a bakery though
wow opening a bakery would be amazing ! do you have other hobbies ?
i volunteer over at a soup kitchen as often as i can , you ?
most of my time is spent at work where i dj on the radio !
now that sounds like a lot of fun !
i spend time with my many friends too . one actually taught me how to drive .
that is pretty cool , i honestly do not go out much
it is hard for me to get around . i use a cane , which limits me going out .
yikes , any specific injury ? that sucks
i hurt my knee many years ago and it just never healed correctly .
owch , i am sorry to hear that , does it hurt still ?
it is mostly just stiff . not too much pain , thankfully !


i am going to school for writing. i love to read fantasy novels and poetry. i would like to be a journalist one day. my mother is a librarian. i often help her sort books in the library.

hi how are you doing ?
great . just relaxing with an interesting novel
what do you do for a living ?
i am a student but loves poetry and fantasy novels
what city are you from ?
i am from atlanta georgia and you ?
i am from call . habe you ever been ?
no . what do you do ? i plan to work as a journalist in the future
i work as a desk clerk
oh great . my dad is a clerk but my mom a librarian
do you have any hobbles ?
yes i do . reading and travelling


my favorite band is worn. i love dogs. my favorite color is purple. i like swimming. i own a home.

can i tell you something personal ?
yes of course glad you trust me already
i am gay . wow , that feels good to tell someone .
that is a hard thing to tell people but people are more accepting of it sometimes
i have not told my parents yet .
why they might be okay with it ? what kind of music do you like
techno , i also like comic books , anime , and video games .
i like rock music i love worn the group and anything that is the color purple
purple is a great color ! i love to color my characters .
what games do you like to play
mortal combat and street fighter are my tops right now .
those sound like fun games . i mostly swim on my down time when the weather is good


i love to be run. i am six feet tall. i like to dance with my friends. i have a family that are all tall. i really like to go to school.

hello ! what do you do for fun ?
i like to run and dance .
dancing is fun . i love music , my whole family is musical .
yeah , dancing with my friends is my favorite .
i love watching my friends dance while i bust out a tune on my violin .
how tall are you ? i am 6 feet .
i am just under seven feet . i tower over my little pomeranian .
wow , that is tall ! my whole family is tall .
do people always ask if you play basketball ?
yes ! it is so annoying .
since you did not ask , i will tell you anyway . i placed first in another violin competition .
oh . i wish i could play an instrument .
i have entered many violin competitions , and have placed in more than one .
i really enjoy going to school .
my mom teaches music in the local elementary school . what do you study ?
i am going for business administration .


when i have nothing else to do , i read books. i am a vegetarian. i used to be in the marines. i like to write poetry. i work as a bartender.

hi there , how are you today ?
fine fine how areyou . read any good books lately ?
no , not much of a reader . i enjoy cooking though .
do you cook vegetarian food . that ias what i am .
sometimes . i love to cook , but no baking .
i read plenty of books about cooking when i am bored
that is good ! i am a stay at home mom , so i get bored , too , sometimes .
i write poetry too . helps with the trama i got as a marine
oh , wow . i hope it helps . i like a good run , that helps me .
yea , i bartend and get to vent all the time
that must be fun . do you ever watch face off on say network ?
i have seen it once or twice


i grew up on a farm. my brother is in the army. i am a veterinarian. i have two nephews.

i love to smoke pot , do you ?
hi ! no , that is bad , you know ! but i do not judge . how are you ?
i am ok , how are you ?
i am good , thanks . does the pot make you feel hungry ?
i am listening to some rap music
nice ! who are you listening to ?
no . pot makes me feel good
what food do you like ?
i love to eat meat ! bacon !
oh , wow ! i do not eat meat at all .
i work in it . . . you ?
i do not work . maybe i will sign up for the army to be with my brother .
that would be great , does he like rap music ?
no , he likes country music . my 2 nephews like rap ,


i like to read books. i am a librarian in my current job. my cats like to be read to. i have two cats.

hi there , do you like karaoke ?
hi , of course , who does not
i do it every thursday night !
i do not go that often , i usually stay home and read books
my sister actually published a few things
really ? i love books , i am a librarian
nice , that sounds like a lot of fun .
yes , i am the classic librarian who owns 2 cats
i painted my house yellow , what is your favorite color ?
my favorite color is pink , that is also the name of my cat
that is funny do you like skiing ?
i am not the outdoor type of person , i read books to my cats
that is funny , i can almost picture it .
it is true , and they like that
do they actually sit there and pay attention ? i am allergic to kittens .
yes , they do not even move while i am reading
that is something . . . hope you are having a good weekend .
you too , thanks for the chit chat


i work from home doing various jobs on the internet. i have a dog that has behavioral issues. i enjoy playing guitar and video games. i am in a very intimate and loving relationship. i love beef.

good evening . how are you ?
i am doing fine , how are you today ?
doing well , i finished reading a book for my weekly book club .
that sounds nice , but i prefer guitar and video games more
that is cool too . i play of games on my cell phone .
i mainly use my phone to text my boyfriend , we have a very loving relationship
i am not in a relationship . i mostly hang with my mom and my cat . lol
my boyfriend keeps me sane with my bad bad dog , he has behavior issues
i think cats are more lovable , but my cat can be a handful at times .
our cat begs constantly , she has such a bad habit for human food
mine too , and since my mom is always here , she sneaks her human food a lot .
our little nugget has a thing for pasta , she sits on back legs and meows for it
that sounds cute . i have tons of pics of smokey , doing cute things on my cell phone .
same , most of my phone is pictures of my cat , better than my dog
i do not know how i survived without a cell phone in the past . lol
same , i use it for everything in my life , even work


my favorite band is imagine dragons. i play electric violin , and also work as an accountant. lately i have been learning how to garden. i have a pond at home with a pet koi named spot. i am a musician with a day job.

howdy , how are you this evening
i work during the day as a musician
that nice i spend my days on my boat
doing fine , i like gardening also and is learning now
i eat a whole lot of fish that i catch
on a boat ? you live on a boat ? i am an accountant also .
i own one , i do not live on a boat , i am reading a book now
some hobbies i want you to know , electric violin , and watch my koi
the author is jane austen she is my all time favorite author
my koi lives in my pond its called spot
i could live on my boat , i live very close to the ocean
tell me about jane austen , you sound like a writer on a boat , cool
does spot have a spot ?
ha had of course ! big red and yellow spots on my koi !


i am an amateur chef who cooks 5 different cuisines. i am a scientist. i live alone. i like to play video games. i play guitar on my free time.

hi how are you doing
i am good , getting ready to do some experiments
what kinds of experiments do you do
mostly scientific things . . . what do you do for a living ?
i am a stay at home mom
i am single , how many kids do you have ?
i have three kids do you want kids
someday . being a mom is a busy job , do you have any free time ?
not much more then cooking for my family
i like to think of myself as a chef . i cook many cuisines
that is cool do you cook middle eastern food
i cannot cook it but i sure love to eat it lol
my family came her from saudi arabia
cool that seems very interesting
what else do you like to do
playing the guitar and video games


i am a vegan. i like visiting art museums in my spare time. i am a student. i just started dating someone new.

hi how ar you doing ?
hi ! i just started school and recently met a new girl who i am dating
that is cool what hobbies do you have
i am into going to museums whenever i have time to spare from school .
that is nice do you have any pets
none ! i do have a garden i tend to . i am a vegan , they are my pets !
that is funny i have a pet cat
i love cats ! just hate they pee in boxes !
yeah that can be pretty annoying
so where are you from ?
i live at my parents house
cool . i do too while i am in school . are you married or dating ?
i am currently single but looking
take them to museums , they are sure to enjoy that .


my idea of flirting is to stare from a distance. my favorite store to shop at is costco. my favorite singer is jacob sartorius. in my freetime i enjoy cloud watching. i work a dead end 9 to 5 job as a snakeskin oil salesman.

hey dude , i am ryan . i just woke up , so i am pretty tired right now .
i know how u feel my job is mind numbing snake oil
that sounds lame . listening to rap music always chills me out .
my favorite music is jacob sartorius
seriously ? jacob sartorius is lame man . i love kanye west , personally .
i listen to him at costco i love bacon in bulk
i love costco ! i got some new sneakers there a few weeks ago .
my dog oreo and me cloud watch on our free time
oreo is a cool name . my dog joe and i like watching tv together in my chair .
i like flirting in large events staring from across the field
that is random , not sure i can relate on the flirting thing . i love large fields , though
well most women say they are out of my league
try downloading tinder or something man . no need to hit on random girls .
i cant do tinder i do not want kids yet
tinder is for hookups not kids . you sure you got the right app in mind ?
hooking up is sex and babies come from sex


my favorite fruit is an apple. i am a marathon runner. i like to swim. i prefer winter over fall.

whew , just got off work . my pizza place was slammed !
pizza sounds good right now !
right , my 3 brothers and i love it so much we all work there together
that is cool ! what is your favorite season ? i like winter
summer , because growing up in chicago winters were tough
i understand i like winter so i can take a break from running marathons .
what is the farthest you have ever run ? do you play drums by chance ?
i do not , and i run the 5k . any favorite foods ? mine is apples .
pizza , because my mother was single back in the day and she always got us pizza .
cool ! what are your hobbies ?
making beats and playing drums .
fun ! i enjoy swimming in the summer .
that is a good reason to love summer
you are right it is !


i love to eat shrimp and lobster. my favorite drink is iced coffee. i m in a jazz band and play the saxophone. i vacation along lake michigan every summer.

i love my job . i can stay at home and work on the computer .
hi how are you today
good . just playing my guitar . do you like music ?
i play jazz and stuff
that is cool . my boyfriend of 10 years plays too .
yeah i do the saxophone yeah
that is great . a saxophone would drive my dog crazy though .
dogs are just singing along
mine has issues . he is ok with me playing video games though .
does he like to watch that
yes he does . do you have kids ?
i do not do you
no , but i hope to have some one day with my long term bf .
nice do you like seafood
yes , i love shrimp . do you cook ?
i do shrimp and lobster are my favorite


i am an athlete. i want to be an explorer. i do not like my job. my favorite color is blue. i visit india often.

hi i am sarah are you having a delicious day ?
hi sarah ! my day is nasty ! what is as delicious day ? lol
oh you know the kind when there are candies and cakes all about ?
i would not know . athletes cannot be eating cake and candy
oh what sport do you play my friend ?
i play professional soccer . my job is not enjoyable , trust me .
cool i am a teacher and maybe we can take a field trip to watch your team ?
that would be lovely . we should travel together . i want to become an explorer
cool that might work since i also like to relax by lake waters !
i travel to india often . the indian ocean is beautiful . i think you would like it .
oh cool ! i wanna go there !
the ocean is so blue and clean , which is why blue is my favorite color .
nice , are there any big fish available for catching there ?
no ; many fish are gone because of over fishing and poaching , as well as pollution .
dang that is not very delicious and unfortunate .
the people of the future will have to live in this mess . it is sad
have you heard about this thing that gets in the water and attracts plastics and pollution ?
yes . i heard it is supposed to help with the trash problem in the ocean
yea maybe that will save the oceans and the animals in there !
i would love to see something that reduces the levels of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere
yea i feel like that will be developed or something soon
where are you from , my friend ?
i am from the us in the southern part
interesting ; i am in the west . i heard the south is beautiful , but hot .
yea it is starting to cool off now so then you are from the us too ?
yes . i was born in california .


i play football. i am a college student. i drive a restored mustang. my father is a doctor.

hi , how are you doing today ? !
i am great thanks and you ?
i am doing great , i am just enjoying the most favorite dessert that i like ; cupcakes !
do you have a car ?
yes , i do actually . its painted in my favorite color which is blue . do you ?
i restored a mustang . vroom
well that is cool . do you drive it to the grocery store ? that is where i work .
i do not i drive it to football
so do you have hair ? what color is it ? mine is brown .
i have hairsts just normal . do you like food
i do ! reading is the other thing i like . do you have a favorite book ?
i like every football book


i am a huge buffalo bills fan , and our family has season tickets. i d also like to study abroad in spain. i am currently studying at union college and want to be an english teacher. that way , after graduating , i can teach english there for a year or two. i grew up in syracuse , ny with my parents and brother.

hello good evening how are you
hello , i am doing well . how about you ?
pretty well , just embezzled one million from my finance job
only one million ? that is chump change .
i make the best lasagna being italian american and all whats your favorite
i am a bills fan , we like garbage plates and having sex in the parking lot .
i you mix blue my favorite and yellow you get money green that is with watercolors
i think you have been mixing to many alcoholic beverages .
garbage plates are from rochester not buffalo , and i prefer mary tobe bloody
i am from syracuse but i study in spain where the women love my accent
i dislike to clean out my ears and i like to feel the wax run
i want to be an english teacher i can help you .
how about that syracuse game two days ago
clemson sucks . now the bills just need to make the playoffs .
the bills suck and post malone left syracuse for a reason
what is your nfl team ?


i like to wear boots. i am argentinian. i have many girlfriends. i like to eat beef. i like to ride horses.

hello where are you from ? its been a couple of years since i went home
i am from argentina but live in the usa . where is home for you ?
florida , but i travel around as a programmer , basically a nomad
oh okay , i travel also i have girlfriends in every city
i travel abroad so i speak 3 languages
that is neat , any hobbies ?
i travel abroad so i speak 3 languages
i ride horses and and breed cattle
i travel abroad so i speak 3 languages
i am also a avid hiker
wow that must get hectic with all the girlfriends
yes but they get the same amount of time
no hobbies , just like to work and travel
that is not fun , you have to live a little lol
sounds interesting , you make good money breeding cattle ?
yes i do alright . people love beef


i like to go out to eat. one of my favorite artists is drake. i also enjoy cooking. i like listening to other rap music too. a hobby of mine is the drums.

hello . how are you today ?
i am well . especially since i went out for dinner , my fav activity
what did you have to eat ?
just mcdonalds poutine but i love going out for supper
i do too . my personal favorite is italian
i like cooking too but if i had a choice i would have all meals out
i like cooking dinner . a soothing process
yes so is rap for me . believe it or not
rap is a diverse genre . so unique
i like drake . i grew up on the same street as he did
wow . such a small world
it sure is . weston rd . he was moved to forest hill later
how far is that from where he lived previously ?
about 40 minutes on transit or 20 minutes by car .
that is nothing . i love taking long car drives .
drake really made it big and so did several other canadians


spiders scare the life out of me. my mother raised me by herself while working two jobs. i always put my left sock on first. i pray to god for my family every morning. i have a condition that prevents me from going to high altitudes.

hello , i am looking for a companion otherwise i am just a cat lady
hi , good luck with that ! i am allergic to cats
oh no , my speckles is very sweet and does not bother anyone
i am so happy that you enjoy it . i am not a fan of most animals , especially spiders
ok , do you have any tattoos ?
no tattoos , needles scare me .
i have two . . speaking of needles , i love knitting too
do you knit socks ? i have a tick where i put my left sock on first always
i knit all sorts of things . . . what about mittens ? same tick ?
yes , i was home alone alot
what are your hobbies ? i love shopping
no real hobbies , always wish i could ski
never too late to try
i cannot go to high altitude due to a medical condition
do you work ? go to school ?
i work at a job that i am not a fan of


i am writing a novel. i do not like pickles. my favorite tv show is rick and morty. my favorite color is black. i own an iphone.

god i wish i did not have to get up today lol how are you ?
i hear you , stayed up far too late and am feeling it now
yea my parents argue way to much . they are pretty distant
i am sorry for your situation , i like to watch tv to distract myself from things like that
yea . my brother is a trouble maker to so with everything going on , i get little attention
sounds straight out of a novel , mind if i use your story in my next book ?
not at all . go for it . i do not feel much emotion either
that sounds like it would be very isolating
i feel extremely isolated . that is the perfect word for it
when i feel that way i find myself subconsciously wearing all black
that is strange . but it makes total sense
well i truly hope you start feeling better about all this