i enjoy karaoke every friday night. i enjoy crosswords , crocheting , and football. i m a sixth grade teacher. i m allergic to apples yet still eat them. i coach the girl s volley ball team.

hi . how are you ?
i am good . i just got home from work . you ?
good . cleaning up my art studio . where do you work ?
i teach middle school . i relax on weekends by singing in a bar .
how fun . i go on hikes . do you have pets ?
no pets for me . i do like sports though . football is my favorite .
do you have a favorite team ?
my volley ball team i coach is my favorite . do you have a favorite food ?
i like french food . i am an expert in speaking french .
my favorite food is an apple even though i am allergic !
too bad . i am allergic to cats , so i have two collies .
i do not have time for pets with my job and crocheting hobby .
i am busy too . packing up . moving soon .
where are you moving to ? do you like crosswords ? i do !
not a puzzle fan . moving to a neighboring state .
what do you do on weekends ?


i like going to the moives. my father and grandfather also worked in the circus. i am on a keto diet. i have 2 dogs , both golden retrievers.

how are you doing today
i am great probably going to go to the cinema to catch a movie , you ?
i will probably go home and read
what type of books do you enjoy ?
i like thrillers and mysteries
my grandfather was a bit of a thriller himself , he was in the circus !
that sounds fun . what did he do ?
acrobatics ! he got me in to my latest diet , keto which is carb free .
what can you eat in that diet
just carb free foods mostly .
what kind of foods are those
like meat mostly , me and my dogs love them , do you like dogs ?
i like dogs but my son is allergic
that is no good , so he could not meet my golden retrievers ?


i am allergic to lactose. i am really terrible at doing regular expressions. my favorite singer is justin bieber. my doctor told me i have six months to live.

hi how are you today ?
with only having six months left to live , every day i wake up is good .
whats wrong with you ? sad .
i just have a terminal illness i would rather not speak of . how are you today ?
i am alright . do you work ?
not anymore . how about you ?
i do lets play videos on youtube
what is that ? i watch a lot of my favorite singer justin bieber on youtube .
like me playing video games and commentating
my brother wants to do those , he has all these plans for them .
what is your favorite animal ?
i like elephants , do you have any allergies ? i do , i am lactose intolerant .


i recently lost both my parents to an automobile accident. i am a model building enthusiast. i m originally from london , england. i love going to comedy clubs. i like camping and the outdoors in general.

hello how is your afternoon going
oh so far so good , i live in usa but from london
nice london is nice city
now i love to go to clubs , comedy types .
oh i rather watch comedians on netflix
i feel sad , and do not talk about why ok ?
i am not sure what do you mean
what types of movies you like ? i like outdoor shows .
i like any type marco polo is my favorite on netflix
that is a great show , i love it too .
yes it is i also like the cooking shows
i like to build models to make me happy at the moment .
that is lovely i like to cook italian food to relax
not comedy ? i go to these types of clubs really need it now .


i am a mother. i like to eat. i want to be desired. i want to feel pretty. i feel overweight.

hello , can you tell me a little about yourself ?
hi nothing much crazy a fluffy , pretty lady . . sandy
ah , its a pleasure to meet you . do you have any kids ?
yaa . . one little baby girl
i have three of my own !
you have a busy life then . .
very busy . i am also going back to school right now .
that is cool . . what is the major ?
trying to become a casino manager . fingers crossed !
good luck . . i used to go to casinos when i was in newyork quite often
they are a lot of fun . i learned how to count cards in blackjack a while ago .
hm . . interesting . . i am just a roulette player
it was a pleasure talking to you !
same here . . nice meeting you


my mom went crazy when i was three and i haven t seen her since. i believe in leprechauns. i am an accountant. my hair is black and curly.

hi ! what did you have for dinner ? i had my favorite , burgers
i have not eaten yet . what do you do for work ?
i am a boring accountant . i would rather play tennis . you ?
i work as one too ! also leprechauns are totally real .
they might be , but i prefer red over green
green is better . i wish my hair was green , but it is dark and curly .
have you seen hamilton ? it is amazing !
i have heard good things about it . my mom would like it . too bad she went crazy
oh so sorry to hear that . maybe she would still like it
i have not seen her since i was three actually so it is alright .
how old are you now ?
i am 24 . how old are you
i am 37 but i try to stay fit by playing tennis
that is a good hobby . i played tennis in middle school . i swim mostly now .


i have a black lab. i am from tennessee. i am married. i love to fish.

howdy how are you doing let us chat and make friends .
i am good how are you ?
i am okay i like going out to concerts every weekend .
that is good i like to go fishing .
that is cool each and every day i swim at the y .
that sounds fun . i do not swim much .
that is okay my best color is the bluest of blue .
that is cool i like black
i also like black and i love the color green too .
that is cool my dog is black
my cat is black and white .
that is cool i really like animals .
me too i love them i love all kinds god created .
me too . like is awesome well it can be
yes my mother teaches me to play cello games .
that is cool my mother is dead but it is ok .
god bless you sweetie take care or we can go again .
you take care also everything is fine .


i grew up by the ocean. i enjoy cooking and baking. i like to eat pizza. dogs are my favorite animal.

hello . how are you doing ?
ocean view is breathtaking really
do you live on the ocean
because i grew up near it
did you move away from it
it is fun while cooking
do you cook a lot of fish
yes , we didi kinda miss it
did you and your husband live out there
baking and touring around the city
do you guys own a bake shop
yes , but we stopped and moved
why did you guys stop ?
my dogs are my new hobby


i am short. i m smart too. i am also round. i like reading. i have big face cheeks.

hello ! do you have any pets ?
i do not ! do you ?
yes . at night my dog and i watch the stars while we cuddle .
that is so awesome ! makes me want a dog !
i love my dog . one day i will take him in my new porsche i buy .
nice ! what color is your car ?
it will be red . daydreaming about it makes me late for class all the time !
i can imagine ! that is so awesome !
do you mind if i ask how tall you are ?
i am very short , 5 feet even . and you ?
i am the same ! if i was a little taller i could reach this cookie jar !
i totally understand ! i do not need cookies though i am fat .
oh . well have you considered exercise ?
i prefer reading and eating cake .


i like to play basketball. grandpa takes me to get ice cream. i have a cat named mater. i like lightning mcqueen. my grandma likes to make pizza with me.

hi there , how are you this lovely day ?
it is names quinn , and i love to play basketball .
oh , i love to read suspense novels .
my grandpa takes me to the ice cream parlor after school on fridays
oh that sounds like fun . pizza is my favorite though .
me too ! ! he takes me for pizza too ! ! pepperoni is my fave topping ! !
are you in a relationship ? i am single .
no i am a kid silly ! ! i love the movie cars ! my fave character is lightning mcqueen
you can be in a relationship at any age ! well , reasonable age .
i am only 7 . the only relationship i have is with my mom and dad
oh , then you are pretty young .
yup ! ! and girls are just plain weird .
haha . i had my first boyfriend when i was 12 .
eww ! ! yeah mom will not approve of that .
what is your favorite subject in school ?
i love reading , i am very good at it .


i enjoy cooking for people. i have a lizard named nagini. i like to plant flowers in my gardens. i like to take my dog for long walks.

hello there , how are you ?
i am well and yourself . i have this fetish for cooking for people .
have you tried soylent green ?
no what is that ? my lizard is named after the snake from harry potter
soylent green is people . my lizard is gila .
oh ok . i also plant flowers in the garden
oh really ? i love gardening and plants .
do you have a dog , i have a dog and we walk for a long time .
nope , just my lizard gila .
wow , yeah you cannot walk a lizard
what is your favorite color ? mine is blue .
i love the color lime green
that is a good color . goes well with my brown eyes .
haha right ! it is a great color .
i like purple too . it is so hard to choose .
me too , that neon purple i like .


i surf everyday. i work at a bar. i can play piano. i like to listen to country music. people say i can cook well.

hello . how are you ? i am sad that it is not summer anymore .
me too . i miss being able to go surfing everyday .
yes , i miss fishing , but now i can get ready to decorate for christmas
they have already decorated the bar where i work .
wow that is early . at least not while i am listening to classic radio programs
it is not working out for me . i would rather play piano . i am very good .
you should play some classic radio programs
i would much rather hear country music . can you cook ?
i usually cook the fish i catch
everyone seems to like the food i cook . i do not have much experience with fish , though .
it is easy . just broil or saute or fry
i think i will practice before i serve someone fish i cooked .
that is probably a good idea
i could play piano for you and you could teach me to cook fish .
sounds like a great idea . maybe next summer
i should probably keep my day job before i try something new .


i love to run fast. i am strong. i am young. i am tall. i never eat veggies.

hey how is it going
i am doing well thanks , what is new with you ?
nothing same 3 toes on my right foot literally haha
wow , does it help you to run fast ? i love to myself .
not really i work as a zookeeper , stupid bear
cool job , i am not old enough to work , but i am pretty strong .
cool how old are you ?
i am fifteen , but being so tall , i look older .
oh wow very mature for your age
thanks , what is your favorite animal at the zoo ?
actually the panda is my fav
i could never be a panda , all they eat is vegetables and i never do .
haha that is funny , i eat alot of eggs
do you like to cook or eat out ?


i love to exercise. many people want to be my friend. i am not a nice person. i like makeup. i have a nice smile.

hi how are you today ?
i am fabulous as always . just got done exercise because being fitter than everyone is important .
true i should try to get healthy
it is difficult for average people , but i figure there are too many fat people already .
i get hurt a lot i have many bills
so you are a major klutz , how cute .
yeah the doctors know me by name . .
i think i would rather be popular and familiar to other people .
yeah i should get that fixed . .
i am known by everyone here . they all wanna be friends with me . its sad .
i used to run real ral fast
the goal is not to be fast , it is to look good while doing so .
yeah i fell and well . . . you know th rest
as long as you can smile after the fall , that is what is important now .
i would smile but i am missing teeth from the fall
that is horrible . i have a beautiful smile , but i guess i am just lucky .


i used to work as an actress. i love all animals. my favorite music is country. i am a vegan.

hi i am tina i gamble too much and hike a few times a year
hi tina , i am an actress . what do you do for a living ?
i am a cashier being bilingual really helps out
that is great ! do you like music ?
yes i like all kinds of music what is your favorite genre ?
i really like country . do you have any pets ?
i do i have a puppy do you have any animals ?
i have 2 dogs . i could probably live on a farm !
i grew up on one and we had alot of veggies which i grew to love
i would love that . i am vegan and eat a lot of vegetables .
we have that in common i am getting ready for weekly call with my parents we talk alot
that is nice . i live close to my parents . where do you live ?
i am in wyoming its pretty beautiful where do you live ?
i live in texas . very hot here !
i have been there once for the summer visiting my aunt
i would really like to move to tennessee .


my best friend lives in japan. i live in new york. i have never traveled outside of the united states. i eat ice cream when i am sad.

hi how are you doing
i am doing okay . how are you ?
good what kind of music do you like
i love edm . what do you listen to ?
i prefer death metal music
i listen to rock as well . where do you live ?
i live at my parents house i am in school
how much longer do you have until you graduate ? i live in ny .
3 more years i cannot wait
yay ! what do you like to eat ?
i like a lot of foods
i love ice cream . . especially when i am sad .


i am currently traveling in japan. i work remotely as a programmer. i haven t gone home in over two years. i can speak three languages.

hello , how are you this morning ?
hey , i am great thanks . how about you ?
i am okay , having a pepsi and getting ready for work . how about you ?
just finished work , going to grab some sushi . what do you do ?
i am a librarian and i read horror novels for reviews .
that sounds great ! i work as a remote programmer .
nice ! i also bird watch on the weekends . do you have any hobbies ?
i really love travelling , i am in japan right now . i have not been home in years .
do they have hotdogs there ? they are my favorite .
yeah , there is a hotdog cart down the street . how long have you been a librarian ?
only seven years . i really like it .
what is your favourite part of the job ?
helping others with their research . i work in the historical section .
does it get busy at your library ? whenever i used to go it was always empty .
yes , it does . we offer so much to the community .
it must be nice to feel like youre doing something good for the community .


my hair is a reddish brown. my family is very supportive of my skiing. i am a competitive ski racer. although i ski down high hills , i have a fear of heights. i broke my arm skiing once.

hi how are you today ?
hi . not great , my arm hurts from an old injury . you ?
how did you injure yourself ?
i broke it skiing , i compete in ski racing .
are you good at skiing though ? p
yes , even with my fear of heights lol . ironic huh ?
i bet you closed your eyes then owch
funny , that is what my family said . they watch me race and saw the accident .
i am a nurse i can help
really ? is it true people with reddish brown hair heal slower ?
i think so . but we are all just human
that is true . so do you have any hobbies ?
i play my piano . we have one at the hospital
how cool ! i cannot play but would love to learn .


i m a shy person but i love to sing. my shyness made me panick and i didn t show up. i was accepted to participate. until recently i ve never been able to sing in front of anyone. anyways i decided to give it a try and participaed in an audition for a talent show.

greetings and salutations . my name is tyler . i am something of an artist .
i am singing but i am shy kind of a person
i love to sing ! what a lovely art form . is that how you express yourself ?
my shyness almost make me panic and hide
the finest flowers bloom in the shade . still , you should share your voice .
like this one incident but i cant
well , a gentleman or gentlewoman should not boast , anyhow .
bur i decided to do auditions and boost my confidence
that is the spirit ! so exciting ! what kind of music do you make ?
how about you ? you ar
i am just living my bliss . i make art and try to change how people feel .
how , that is really great . that might help me
make yourself known ! you could influence the world . why not ?
that s a great motivation for an artist like you


i love to travel. my hair is short and pink. i am a 43 year old woman. i work as a freight truck driver. i have two full sleeves of tattoos.

hey , are you enjoying the cooler weather we have been having ?
its cooler but still humid . i travel a lot so i have been through some strange weather lately .
sorry my computer can be so slow sometimes . where do you live ?
california . where do you live . how old are you ?
in ny and the weather is much cooler . goodbye summer . i am 37 . you ?
i am 43 . how tall are you ? its still too hot for me here .
i am almost 6 feet tall . are you married ? dating ?
no , i am not married . i drive freight trucks . like tattoos ?
yes . i have a tattoo of rita hayworth . she is my crush .
lol . well both my arms are fully tattooed . and i love my job . . . traveling .
i like traveling too but i avoid the south during summer . too humid .
too humid for sure . i keep my hair cut short . this month it is pink . rita hayworth ?
wait your hair is pink ? that is cool . yeah i love rita hayworth .
yeah for september anyway . maybe blue for october , november , and december . do you swim ?
yes almost everyday at the ymca .
i go to the ymca too ! ! ! water aerobics . do you travel much ?


i ve started creating my own comics and presenting them to publishers. i ve been rejected several times and thought of giving up with this. and also love drawing. i love comics.

i am watching the football game . will you pass the popcorn ?
no , i want it all for myself . kidding , sure .
hey , thanks ! my brother is number 54 . go packers !
do you have any hobbies ?
heck yeah ! i snowboard like a boss and train horses on weekends .
oh . i enjoy drawing and like comics .
you draw comics of your own ? that is talent .
i have even started doing my own drawing to show publishers .
that is too cool . can you draw sports scenes ?
but i have been rejected a few times . . . yeah i could .
my brother plays for the packers . we live in wisconsin . maybe you can draw him ?
maybe . are you in a relationship ?
nah . just with the slopes and my horses . they keep me busy . you ?
yeah , i have been seeing this girl for a few months .
what do you like about her ?
she is very kind and smart .


i cannot wait to start my new life. until then i will make 215 an hour. i hope it to become a doctor one day. i am a college student who is a full time working mom.

hi my name is barb and i love to read multiple books at once .
that sounds exciting . i do not have a lot of time for things like that
do you have time for chicken nuggets ? they are good for my stomach .
no , i am a mom working full time and going to college
do you take your kids to school ?
someone watches them . hope to be a doctor making more than the 215 an hour i am on
will you buy the hotel i work at ?
maybe , i really cant wait to start a new life for us
my passion is with animals . let us own animals together .
possibly , what do you do for fun ?
listen to my favorite band , fine frenzy , you ?
i love that band ! ! they are awesome
i drove my car off of a cliff listening to them one time .
oh my . i am so sorry . are you okay ?
i am still falling . going to try and finish love for reading before i hit .
were you listening to almost lover ?


i like to hunt for my food. i am a great baker. i have few friends. i like to sew. i like katy perry as a musician.

good evening .
hello , how are you ?
doing well despite my knee been aching last few days . you ?
i am doing well . what happened to your knee ?
over working chasing my grand kids around the yard . standing too much , usual thing .
i understand that . my knee acts up after my hunting trips .
oh , where did you go on those trips ? i was a little wild in my younger days
in the mountains .
nice . i took quite a few trips to mountain and camp for weeks end . it was fun
i like to make things from scratch . what do you like ?
nice , i love to quilt . i make them for all my grandkids and children .
that is awesome . i love to sew . i make clothes .
its a great feeling when a project is done . right ?
yes , i get excited when i finish . i love to give them to friends .


i hate evil. i am weak and selfish , but i want to change. my mind is set on things above. i trust in god. my heart hurts from a broken relationship.

hi friend , college student here . michigan state represent !
hey . how are you doing tonight ?
i am doing great , watching my favorite show dancing with the stars and relaxing . how are you ?
i am watching news on the hurricane . have friends in fl
same its scary stuff . i am in texas a lot of my coworkers got hit last week
sorry to hear that . seems a lot of bad stuff going around these days .
i think that is why i distract myself with tv and showtunes
movies are best escape for me and i need it .
this week has not been kind . what makes you happy ?
getting outside . in the mountains . hiking , biking skiing etc .
oh man i went camping near colorado springs this summer it was awesome
right . such a great area . i like boulder also .


i live with my boyfriend in an apartment. during the week , i work as a barista. i design jewelry when i have spare time. my favorite book is the bible.

hi there friend . whats poppin ?
hello , i live with my boyfriend in the city what about you ?
i live where ever my truck is headed
lol okay , what do you do for a living ?
drive a truck . . . . me and my wife travel everywhere in it
oh that is great i work as a barista
coffee is the other fuel they sell at gas stations
yes that is correct i also design jewelry
my wife loves diamonds , but i love vacations
my favorite book to read on vacation is the bible
the biblesgood . lots of wisdom . i just do not like people taking it literally
that is correct thanks for chatting bye .


i used to be very religious. i have a personal trainer. i tutor kids in my spare time. i have 3 small dogs. i love to ride bikes.

hi how are you this evening
i am good thanks for asking , just relaxing with my 3 dogs .
that is great your relaxing . i am watching tv with subtitles with my wife
sounds fun ! what do you do in your spare time ?
relax with my wife she is deaf so going to the movies is out
got ya . i tutor children in math .
that is nice of you education is important
it is , i also enjoy biking with my personal trainer .
my wifes husband runs one of the studios in hollywood we get to meet celebs
that would be amazing ! who have you met lately ?
i met ryan reynolds he was amazing
wow ! that sounds very fun !
yeah it was what do you do for a living
i am a 7th grade math teacher .
i build aquariums just got done building one in arizona
nice ! do you have any fish ?


my favorite food is raw onion. i have long curly hair. i sew my own clothes. i am really into the powers of crystals.

hello how are you today ?
pretty good . just sewing a new shirt together . and you ?
i am just driving my black car right now , listening to some rap music
i hope you are at a stop sign . o . o i really like music with bass beats .
no i text while driving , i am also eating steak right now winning
if its a truck , i would almost be willing to bet you are a texan .
how did you know lol
its the steak . do you have a favorite crystal ? and i do not mean the drink .
my favorite stone is ruby
i prefer amethyst and emeralds . but sadly , my birthstone is sapphire . july birthday ?
yes i was born in july , i just turned 45
and still in the rap game ? dwaaam , son . ll . i am about to turn 26 .


my grand children mean the world to me. i am a pharmacist. i like classical music. i am an avid quilter. i was a wild child in my younger years.

hello there . how are you
hello , i am wonderful because i am with my grandchildren , .
that is awesome . being a grandmother , do you approve of long hair for a boy
yes , as long as it does not get in the way of is ability to quilt .
haha . . . i do not have to many friends because of it
oh , i am sorry . do you like beethoven ?
who does not ! my fantasy world involves listening to classical music all day
me too ! though i liked death metal a lot when i was younger .
haha . . . that is awesome . i draw my fantasy world a lot during class
you seem very talented . are you studying to be a pharmacist ?
no actually . psychologist actually .
okay , well i enjoy my job . that is a good profession .
i like to think so . what do you do on your spare time ?
just hang out with the kids . what about you ?


my older sister plays clarinet. i have a pomeranian. i play the violin. i have entered into many violin competitions before and have placed in a few of them. my mom is a music teacher at the elementary school.

hey there , hows it going
hi , pretty good . just got in from walking my dog . you ?
actually just playing with my cat jasper
what kind of cat ? my dog is a pomeranian .
this one is just plain white , i actually have 4 , ones a pure bengal
wow . any other pets or just cats ?
i have a puppy , he is a pure shi zu , but he has a long snout
wow that is a lot ! i am busy with my music . i only have time for one .
well , i live with my parents still , and my mother and i love cats
i play in violin competitions so i am always practicing .
my mother used to play , i played the clarinet in competitions for a few years
really ? my sister plays the clarinet !
yep , and my little brother plays now too . i do not have the lung power anymore
my mom teaches music so she taught my sister and i .


i am writing a novel. i own an iphone. my favorite tv show is rick and morty. my favorite color is black. i don t like pickles.

hi ! do you have any pets ? i have a cat
hi ! i do not have pets . i am a writer pets would interrupt my thoughts .
i do not think my pickles would
that is funny ! your cat pickles made me think of my lack of liking pickles .
interesting ! do you ever write at starbucks ? i see writers there a lot
yes of course . but i use my iphone when in public places to write .
that does not sound easy . you would find peace writing in my garden of roses
sounds relaxing . my book is about a black cat . i like black .
i like swimming . do you ?
i cannot swim . do you watch television ?
not really . my hippie parents were against tv . they first met at a big concert
rick and morty are so interesting i will include them in my book .
who are rick and morty ?
crazy show from the seventies . you are probably to young .
oh yes i think i am .
i bet your parents are really interesting .


my favorite band is metallica. i have a cat named george. my favorite meal is chicken and rice. i regularly go to the gym. i read autobiographies before bed.

what are you up to today ?
hi ! i just got back from working out at the gym .
sounds fun , i am a bit too old for things like that
never too old ! do you have any hobbies ? i love to read .
i am 71 so the gym might be out of my league . i enjoy gardening
gardening is great ! i love autobiographies and spending time with my cat george .
i live in the country so i have lots of property and a huge garden
that sounds wonderful ! do you like to cook ?
i enjoy cooking very much , i use all my fresh grown veggies for dishes i make
i love to make rice and chicken . are you into music ?
i enjoy soft music , and classical
i am just the opposite . i love metallica ! but all music is nice .
i really like listening to audiobooks
i love to read before i go to bed . it helps me to relax .


i am a nurse. i work in the emergency room. i am divorced. i enjoy reading.

hi how are you today ?
doing ok just finished my shift at the hospital
are you a doctor or a nurse ?
nurse in the emergency room
oh do you like dogs
i had one for a while after my divorce
do you listen to music ?
in the car but i prefer reading
do you read in the car weirdo ?
no not anything except text messages
i really like 2000s indie music
that figures seems like you would be into that scene
yeah its for the cool kids
exactly that is what i meant exactly


i take vitamin c when i have a cold. my favorite season is winter. my friend once bought me a car. i do not eat bread. i am disabled and cannot walk.

hi how are you today
i m doing ok how are you ?
i am good do you work
i work from home , i am a paraplegic and can t walk .
how did that happen then
i was in a car accident when i was younger .
i am sorry to hear that
it s ok i m used to it . what do you do for work ?
i do nurse work really
oh that s great . how long have you been a nurse ?
for a very long time i do not eat meat
are you a vegetarian ? i don t eat bread .
i am vegan even better
i don t know if i could do that !
yeah it is much harder
i bet , what is your favorite season ?


i m funny. i have sausage fingers. i m bloated. i like sprite soda. i can draw.

have you ever seen gone with the wind ?
i have a long time ago . honestly , i prefer comedies . it matches my personality .
you would think that would be the case with me , but no . i love it so much !
that is wonderful . i like drawing the face of scarlet . such an interesting face .
incidentally , scarlet is my favorite color . what mediums do you draw with ?
i enjoy charcoal . but lately i am too swollen and my fingers are like sausages .
swollen ? what happened , are you okay ?
yes , i think i had too many gin and sprite last night .
i know that feeling well !
tell me more about yourself . what do you do ?
i rescue turtles . i have two of my own and foster up to a dozen .
wow that is interesting ! what size turtles ?
all sizes ! right now i have a few large box turtles and a baby snapper .
whoa , i am scared of snappers ! but it is rewarding to help animals .
true story , i saved a giant snapper on the highway at eight months pregnant .
the thought of an eight month pregnant woman picking up a turtle makes me laugh !


my favorite band is one direction. my mom is a professional tennis player. my favorite food is spaghetti and meatballs. i hope to be a football player when i grow up. i am currently in elementary school.

i like my receptionist . like like
hello ! what do you like about your receptionist ?
she is very pretty and nice to me
that is great ! whats your favorite band ?
daft punk . i am going to ask here to play some video games with me
i like one direction the most , but daft punk is cool too
yeah , i think those guys are too cool , i cannot compete with my inhaler
oh , man ! that is a bummer . i love football , i want to be a professional someday
good luck with that . . i hear its tough
i am sure it is . but i can be tough ! what grade are you in ?
i am a grown man . out of school
oh ! man , i wish i was out of school . but i am in elementary school still
so young . well , growing up is fun and hard .
that is what my mom always says . . . what food do you like ?
i like donuts and cake and cookies
my favorite is spaghetti and meatballs . cake , donuts and cookies are in second place !


i am going to school for writing. my mother is a librarian. i often help her sort books in the library. i would like to be a journalist one day. i love to read fantasy novels and poetry.

hello . how are you ? whats your favourite season ? mines spring .
hello . i am feeling great . my favorite season is summer .
summer is good . fishing then is the best . one of my favourite things to do
i love to fish in the summer . do you have a job ?
i make gaming videos . i hate losing so i am pretty good at them . you ?
yes . i edit research papers for my school . i want to work in journalism one day .
my dad was a journalist ! he passed when i was 2 but he was good .
i am sorry to hear that . i am sure he was good at it . what are your hobbies ?
i love the outdoors . hiking , hunting , etc . fishing is my passion . what about you ?
i like watching movies , gaming , and working on cars . maybe i could be an automotive journalist .
that sounds perfect for you ! say , what colour eyes do you have ? mine are blue .
mine are green . but they are starting to look more blue .


i love to take road trips. i live in upstate new york. my favorite place to visit is seattle. i live with my husband and two children. i work as a meeting coordinator.

hi , tell me something about yourself .
hi ! i live in ny ! where do you live ?
rhode island ! i go to school here studying journalism and writing .
cool ! do you travel ? my favorite place to go is seattle .
i do not , i am introverted and read a lot . mother is a librarian .
oh , okay . are you married ? do you have kids ?
no , i live with and help out my mom . i help her with sorting books at work .
i have a husband and two kids .
what do you do for a living ? i would like to be a journalist someday .
i am a meeting coordinator !
that sounds boring . what do you do for fun ?
i do road trips often , but you do not travel , so that is boring .
i read fantasy novels for fun , sometimes poetry if it is weird enough .
that is really really weird . .


i love to run. my favorite past time is cooking. i ca sim very fast. i love to sing. i have a lot of trophies from my childhood.

how are you doing tonight ?
i am doing good and you ?
good now that i am in my house way from the dark
are you afraid of the dark ?
yes but my mom always protect me
do you ever watch scary movies ?
yes as long as there is no broccoli
you know that its good for you right ?
yeah but its different when all you do is design video games
what do you do ? i thought you were a kid
ll no i make video games
u were talking about veggies
yuck i hate to eat broccoli
have you seen the conjuring ?


i live in texas. my dad is journalist for the new york times. i recently broke my leg. i was born premature. i have one older sister named mary.

hello . how are you doing tonight ?
i am incredible . i live in ants
what do you mean that you live in ants ?
they are crawling in my house
oh dear . do you have any family ?
i am in texas but its too dang hot
my former boyfriend was from texas . i still love him , though .
i love my husband alot too
do you cook for him ? i often do for my family .
no , i do not like to cook , he does
ha . i love to laugh with my cute laugh .
i love your laugh , its adorable
thanks . that is what my friends say . do you work ?
i do , i raise pigs
interesting . my office is in a building where they publish .
i like that , i should visit


i collect dolls. i am a romantic. i like antiques. i like victorian things. i like jazz.

hi how are you doing
i am good . just listening to jazz music . its my favourite
that sounds nice i am hanging with my siblings
oh , how fun ! i wish i had siblings . i guess i collected dolls instead haha
that is cool there are 6 of us it gets pretty hectic
cool ! what else do you enjoy ?
i like hanging with friends but i am nervous for the future
what is in the future ? i am hoping for romance in mine !
i am not sure what i want to do with my life
what do you like ? i enjoy antiques and victorian things , so i opened an antiques store !
wow that is awesome what is your favorite antique you have
one of my dolls actually is from the victorian era .
oh cool maybe i just need to find a passion
yes ! that is exactly it ! and i just need a romantic partner who enjoys mine !


i am 17. i go to a catholic high school in new england. i have lived a very sheltered life. i am about to go off to college at a very liberal school soon. i plan to raise hell and sew my wild oats.

hi there ! do you like music ?
some yes , but my parents shelter me so in do not get to listen to different types .
i had tickets to see bruno mars but my parents grounded me
that sucks . what do you plan to do when you leave home ? i am gonna go west .
hmmm maybe an actress since my grades are not the best . whats out west ?
burkley . i am gonna go there after school . sew my oats . raise a little hell .
lol sounds like you cant wait for some freedom ?
catholic all girls school . it sucks . one more year to go .
nice ! i go to public school but its a bore . i even sleep in class !
i would love to go to one but my parents will not let me
why is that ?
they think it will corrupt me or some stupid thing .
do you have a lot of friends there ?
a few , but i do not see them much outside of school .
i am sorry to hear that
its how they are . its why i want to get to a liberal school fast .


i enjoy playing recreational games like cards , darts or billiards. my favorite music genre is classic rock. i like to work on cars. i work in marketing for a large company. i like to try different beers from various countries.

hello . whats been going on ?
hi . . h r u ? ? how was ur weekend ?
i have been spending most of it drinking decaf coffee and listening to rolling stones
interesting . . what do you do for living ?
i have been at the same place for 8 years . i am a medical assistant .
hm . . kind of a boring job right ? ?
it is . my mom was a nurse though so she got me in the industry
oh . . where are you from now ? ?
i am from oregon . what about you ?
i am from boston ma . . i used to be in washington
oh okay . how do you like boston ?
its a great city . . lot of things to do . .
what do you do for fun ?
pool . . cards . . driving . . dancing and many more


i like to remodel homes. i like to go hunting. my favorite holiday is halloween. i like to shoot a bow.

hi how are you doing
hi . good and you ? i really enjoy remodeling homes .
i am great just got back from a family vacation . do you remodel for a living
yes and i enjoying hunting and shooting my bow . how about you ?
i listen to music mostly country music since it is my favorite
country is good . i like to celebrate halloween . it is my favorite . yours ?
i love christmas the snow and the snacks before the main meals .
ooh me too . holidays are wonderful and i really like them all .
yeah it means even more family vacations . i love it
family vacations are definitely fun . at least with most family members . lol
yeah mine really make it fun . i really love that we bring lots of snacks
you must really love snacks .
yeah i have to have one between every meal
hmm . . are you diabetic ? they eat a lot of snacks .
no i just like to snack
oh , that is okay too !


i can t live without my friends. my favorite food is italian. i like to drive for hours. i have 10 piercings.

hi . how are you today ?
hey , i am doing well . just finishing a plate of spaghetti . how about you ?
getting ready to go pick my brother up from his job at best buy .
cool , just in time for the sunday night game .
yep . we have the best electronics especially the video games
the nearest one to me is a long drive a away , but i do not mind .
how far is it ? where do you live ?
i live in farmland , but have lots of friends around me .
that is awesome . we are from canada . our nearest neighbor was pretty far away then .
yeah , i have lots of friends here , and lots of piercings too .
piercings are cool . i do not have any though .
i had to drive a long time to get them too .
so what do you do for fun ?
hang out with my many friends and go hunting and stuff .
what kinds of hunting do you do ?
wild boars mostly , they mess up the farmland here . nice eating !


my major is business. i love the beach. i work part time at a pizza restaurant. i like to party.

hi there . i have five kids with my husband . do you have kids ?
no , i am too busy partying . maybe some day .
oh , i met my husband partying . we were freshmen in college
maybe i will meet a husband partying . that is young !
it is , but i got through college to be a nurse
good career choice , i am just working part time now at a pizza parlor
i love pizza , especially on my way to visit national parks
i like it too , especially paired with beer
yes . i could come play my violin while you eat
that would be neat ! do you enjoy the beach ?
as long as its a national park , i believe i would
lol i guess some of them are . i love partying at the beach
yes , my five kids make it a party
lol i bet they do , my sister has 3 . they are a handful


my mother is a housemaid. i have traveled to europe and mexico. i love spicy food. i like swimming. i am an only child.

hello sir , how are you this fine day ?
i am well , just got done eating spicy food and you ?
i miss spicy food . this stuff we get in the army is so bland .
army food can be bland but at least you get to swin on your off days .
true but do not tell my wife that . she thinks i have it so bad .
my mother cooks bland food but i like spicy .
do you live with her ?
yes , i am the only child but i want to travel to europe one day .
you should join the army , you can travel and get paid .
that is true but i also want to travel to other place like mexico , too .
do you ever think about death , son ?
i do when i swim but i when i come up for air then no . you ?
i used to until i devoted my life to america . i am not afraid now ,
that is great , i have to stay alive to help out my mom .
is your mom doing well ?
yes , she is alright since she just got home from work as a housemaid .


i wish i had money to travel. i have an iq of 250. my hobby creating houses out of matches. my parents died in a plane crash. i live alone with my dog.

i teach kids for a living . what do you do ?
i do not work enough which is sad because i am very smart .
that is sad . do you at least have hobbies ?
i make luxury houses out of matches . why teach kids ?
i love kids . i am a country music fan as well and sing .
you take too long . my parents are dead .
that is sad . i am sorry .
its ok , my dog keeps me company .
i love dogs but do not have one .
they used to abuse me anyway . i am glad they are dead .
that is horrible . what a life .
its an interesting life though since i am a genius . 250 iq .
wow . you are also so modest .
i want to travel but i am broke . you are rude .
i hate when that happens .
is this over yet ? my dog is more interesting .


i work as a waitress. i have 5 brothers and sisters. i live in north dakota. i ride a bike. i like to draw.

hi
hello
hi there ! how are you
i am good just got off my shift at the restaurant
cool . i just got off of work as well . i work at a doctors office .
these north dakota nights are nice to ride my bike in , what do you like to do
i do not do much . i am studying to be a dental hygienist . although , i hate seeing saliva .
i cannot seem to study here my 5 brothers and sisters are to loud
i know how that is . do you have any tattoos ?
i draw my own tattoos .
awesome . i have tattoo on my right ankle and thorns on my toes .
that is sweet mine is on my back


i drive a large , blue van. i have curly , red hair. i love to recycle. i have two tattoos. i am a hippie.

do you like hot chocolate ?
mmmm yes its very delicious
i generally only drink it in the winter , its far too hot the rest of the time .
that is a shame . better drink chocolate milk as a replacement haha
ll . do you like to read ?
sometimes . . . i am more of a outdoorsy hippie type of girl
me , i can read anywhere . i love to read , its my moms fault .
that is true . what is your mom like ?
she used to read me bedtime stories . now she works too hard to read herself .
that is pretty sad . i am sorry . do you look like her ?
it depends on which parent you see me with . how about you ?
i have red curly hair just like my dad
that is beautiful ! ginger is lovely . . though i do not envy curls . have any allergies ?
only bees that i know of . you ?


i love the smell of beans. i like collecting rocks. i love huge paintings. i like collectible dragon ball z figures.

hi , hows your day going so far ?
beans smells so good , and i love to gather rocks to complete my collection
interesting ? whats the connection between beans and rocks ?
i collect large paintings and figures from dragon ball the series
oh good for you , i study art at the moment in college .
z figures series , do you know ?
no , kids toys not my thing . painting is my passion
what is your major in college ? do you like large paintings ?
my major is photorealism in college , currently painting a portrait of cookies and ice cream
we share the same passion , but i need to know if you like large paintings .
i love all paintings big and small
my favorite is big paintings . . . beans and rocks are alike . . . i collect them


i have trouble feeling emotion. my parents are distant. i have an older brother that has gotten into trouble. sometimes i wish i didn t have to wake up in the morning.

hello , how is it going
hello , its all just having trouble feeling emotion .
why is that ? i do not understand .
my parents are super distant .
i am sorry to hear that
they focus on my brother because he keeps getting into trouble .
what did he do to get you into trouble ?
not me just himself . sometimes i do not want to wake up in the morning .
you should take time for yourself . i like to go hiking .
really ? i would like to know more about you
well i work alot at a bank , what about you ?
i do not currently work .
do you go to school ?
yeah . but i do not have anything else to tell you .
nothing ? do you have a favorite phone ? i prefer iphones myself .
i use android . tell me more .
well , i have always wanted to visit other countrys . i have never gotten away from here
traveling sounds like fun , i guess .
yeah , if i ever get to go to college i guess one day
planning for the future is cool
yeah , i must get back to work though . i hope things get better with your family .
thanks hope you have a good day too , bye


i like to wear red. i use red lipstick. i like to wear red shoes also. i drive a red car. i wear a red purse.

i am stuck here at home in a wheelchair and i do not have many friends .
i want to get all of my stuffs to be red like my clothing
i have a lot of red clothing . it matches my wheelchair
oh , just try to put red lipstick , just like i do to be happy
yes and go stroll through the park . i like going there .
red shoes too makes me feel confident
confidence is good , especially when your in a wheelchair like i am .
my red car be a great trends too
what kind of red car ? i will race you with my red wheelchair !
red stuff can be a significant part of happiness with my red purse
we are just all red tonight .
my car is a family car , all can fit in . just come ride with us
ok if we go to the park . that is a favorite place i like to go .
yes , it is the theme for the night


i worry about my image. i wish i could go to a better school. i worry about our neighbors yelling in the middle of the night. i live in a bad neighborhood.

evening , getting ready to do a little night fishing . you fish ?
no , i do not think it is good for my image . too boyish
lots of girls fish , my own do and they are girly girls
i just worry what people think
you should not . i drink beer and fish . do not care about my image
i am a worrier . i need to get into a better school too
let it go , and you will be just fine .
i have tried . i even worry about my neighbors . they get loud at night
mine do too . they fight about laundry .
i just wish i did not live in the bad part of town
get a good education and move somewhere nice .
i am trying . what is your job ?
mechanical engineer , single dad , and cheerleader .
you sound amazing . i hope your girls appreciate you


i have never been to college. i love to go hiking. i am a bank teller. my favorite phone is as iphone. i have never been out of the country.

hello there , how are you ?
hello , i am ok i just got home from work
oh really ? what do you do , if i may ask ?
i am just a bank teller how about you ?
i am a stay at home mother of two kids . that alone is a job .
i only have 1 2 that job i only have 1 son
what is his name , if i may ask ?
his name is pavin dads pick
good name . how long have you two been married ?
8 years now . how old are your kids ?
10 and 13 . amazing they grow up so quickly . one already thinks herself an adult .
mine is still at the age he just likes to play on my iphone all day
well that is not so bad . as long as he does not make any accidental calls .
he is to good sometimes just geting him to go hiking with me


i just graduated college with my bachelors degree in education. i am twenty two years old. i just moved into an apartment within the vicinity of my new job. i just accepted a job at the elementary school in my hometown. i love children.

ilii . so lets get down to business , you believe in mermaids or what
no . i teach , love my job and love my students . i have birthday soon .
oh . well that is unfortunate . are you a mom ?
no but i have a new car . red . dreams do come true .
oh , that is cool . i guess we do not have much in common so far . lol . any siblings ?
yes . four sisters and two brothers . all teachers . we are all chefs too .
cool ! i actually have four sisses too ! funny
ll . what type of work do you do and where ?
eh , i hate my job its not important . but i love to drink ice cold tea !
every job is important . you like jokes huh ? what do call a camel with 3 humps ?
i disagree . my mom agrees me . do not know , what ?
you disagree with what ? you live with your mom ?
disagree that every job is important . no , but she is the best friend i have
interesting . . . most married me would say their wife is their best friend .


i am a widow. i like taking pictures. i want to travel the world taking photographs of my travels. i want to put my photos to a music video staring adam levin. i want to be a famous photographer.

what makes you feel good ?
i love to take pictures , how about you ?
i like to laugh as much as possible
i do too , its hard after loosing my husband . are you married ?
no but i have a best friend that lives in tanzania
i want to visit . i want to travel the world taking photographs .
what food do you like to make ?
all kinds . i am a great cook . what is your favorite meal ?
i like to bake and my favorite is making brownies
do you like music ?
i do but it is hard to dance to it because i am always wearing flip flops
i love adam levine . i want to make a music video with him .
i would be too ugly to do that with all my freckles
freckles are not ugly ! why do you think that ?


my favorite singer is jacob sartorius. in my freetime i enjoy cloud watching. my idea of flirting is to stare from a distance. my favorite store to shop at is costco.

hello , how are you today ?
i am doing pretty well , watching some clouds . how about you ?
just hanging out with my kids before work later , these 3 are crazy
oh goodness . do you ever shop at costco ? might want to buy in bulk . . .
oh i love costco ! and they eat a ton !
i love costco too . definitely my favourite store . do you listen to music ?
i do ! i work in a casino as a blackjack dealer , we have live bands
oh how fun ! does jacob sartorius ever play ? he is my favourite .
i bet he has ! i only just started at this job
nice ! how do you like it there ?
i love it , since i got my statistics degree , my counting cards knowledge helps
that is really good . i am terrible at card games , maybe you should teach me .
i totally could ! come in during one of my shifts
sounds good . when do you usually work ?
almost overnight , from 5pm 2am
okay . could i drop by friday night ?


my passion is in programming. i am in school to be a computer engineer. one day i hope to own my own company. i go to bed pretty late. my best friend is gay.

is anyone on the other side ?
yep . computer geek , looking to chat .
ah , cool . i am a vet tech , myself .
animals , nice . i am a programmer . its my life !
what programming languages are you into ?
for many you should ask . really , funny . do you know any ?
i do not program much , but i know a couple .
that is more than me . haha . someday i wanna own my own company .
that would be cool . i am usually too busy reading in my down time .
the only reading i do lately is for school .
yeah , i am done with school and already working .
i feel you are never too old to stop learning .
well , i do keep learning , but not through formal schooling .
good . keeps your mind sharp ! i would be smarter if i did not stay up so late .
what are you doing up late ? watching movies ?
no . my gay roommate best friend and his boyfriend . ll


i am vegan. sometimes i volunteer at an urban farm. i help around with bookkeeping and tours. i work at the grocery store.

hey there ! how is your day going ?
it is great . i was reading my vegan cookbook .
oh cool ! are you a vegan ?
i am . are you one too ?
no , but i became a vegetarian after getting my french bulldog frank .
that is interesting . how did that work ?
i was upset about losing my diamond at a debutante ball , so i bought myself a dog .
how did you lose it ?
i took off my ring before getting my nails done , and i just never found it .
that must have been terrible .
well i have a good trust fund , so i replaced it . what do you do for fun ?
i like volunteer work . i love food and farms .
that is great . do you work on a farm ?
sometimes i volunteer there . what do you do ?


i like to work on cars. i like to try different beers from various countries. i work in marketing for a large company. my favorite music genre is classic rock. i enjoy playing recreational games like cards , darts or billiards.

i went to university and finished three years ago
fancy . what are your hobbies ?
i have a job working at a bank
i work in marketing . we deal with that money all day it seems .
my dad had a career at a bank
do you have a car ?
i reside in the metropolitan area
very interesting . i play cards , darts , and pool in areas like that .
as a child i developed in the upstate
i bet if you are a banker ! do you like music ?
i have a career at a bank
sound like you are banking on this job


i am very unproductive unless it comes to my job. i do not eat well. i sleep most of the day. i work in a factory. i am not social.

hi how are you doing ?
i am doing well . tell me about yourself .
i am crazy about halloween
my favorite part about halloween is the junk food !
what do you do for a living ?
i work at a factory . its my whole life . i do not get out much .
do you have any hobbies ?
not really i mostly sleep and work .
i love sleeping as well
me too i do not get much done during the day because i am sleeping .
do you have any pets ?
no . . . i am too lazy to take care of a pet . how about you ?


i am an old woman who lives on a social security check. i often do not have the money to pay my utility bills. my favorite color is yellow. i only take the bus. i babysit for the woman who lives next door.

hello what do you like to do for fun ?
it is hard for me to have fun at my age and income with social security
i see well you are in the golden age ! what is your favorite color ?
i keep reproductions of van gogh on my wall because yellow was his fav colour too
i see well you are in the golden age ! what is your favorite color ?
yes yellow is so i paint my walls that colour
my favorite is orange and i have a hot pink moped ! do you enjoy makeup ?
well i can hardly buy make up when i can hardly pay my utility bills
i hate makeup myself . do you enjoy music ?
i play music for amusement while babysitting for the woman who lives next door
i love kids that is amazing , i am a drummer in a band
i was too , but it is hard hauling my equipment on the bus
how many kids does the woman next door have ?
she has three . she should pay me sometimes so i can pay my utility bill .
that is right , we all need to live !
yes even though i like her children i still have to make a living


my favorite foods are fried chicken and chocolate cake. i enjoy playing video games. i am very inquisitive and enjoy learning new things. i would rather stay up late than get up early.

hello how are you this gorgeous day ?
i am great ! how are you ?
fairly good . just trying to decide what i am going to cook tonight
i see . what do like to eat ?
everything . i am a cook of the gourmet variety so i make everything
that sounds fun ! do make a lot of desserts ?
yes i love making cannolis and creme brulee
cool ! i really love chocolate cake , but cannolis are so good too !
chocolate cake is yummy i agree . what else do you like ?
fried chicken with mashed potatoes .
delicious ! ! any hobbies besides food ? haha
yeah , i like playing video games lol and you ?
i love singing . not to brag but i am amazing at it
oh really ? that sounds fun . do you perform ?


my english is not very good yet. i also dance and sing. i want to be a famous actor. i just moved to los angeles from tokyo.

hey how is it going ?
hi ! i am fine thanks , just got to la from tokyo , how are you ?
i am great , wow that is a long flight
it was worth it though , i try to become an actor and la is a great place
yeah i have been l . a quite a few times
do you live in california ?
no i live in philadelphia , but i travel a lot
is traveling one of your hobbies ? i like dance and sing
its more for the job , but i like to travel on the off season
have you been to other countries much ?
just a few , brazil , france , mexico , and jamaica
so many ! i have only been to japan and usa now
where in japan did you go , i have friend who lives in sendai
i lived in kyoto mostly
that is nice and central , sendai is quite a bit north from there
yes ! i have been there a few times , nice place


i like playing badminton. i am not very good at playing basketball. i once rescued a baby on a highway. my family owns a dairy farm.

hey what are you up to
hi how are you doing ?
i am okay i am with my brothers and sisters , i am actually one of four siblings
what do you do for a living ?
to be honest i work some very weird jobs
what kind of weird jobs ?
we will keep that a secret haha
what city are you from ?
i am from india , i was actually born under a blood moon
do you have any pets ?
no i do not , i want a dog because i like going on hikes
do you have any hobbies ?
not really besides going hiking
how often do you hike ?
very often , its something to do when i am free
do you like to go camping ?


i leave the dogs home when i visit my parents. i love dogs. i have 2 dogs as pets. my mother is allergic to dogs.

just got back from fishing with my 4 daughters . did you do anything fun today ?
cool ! i took my two dogs on a hike today .
what do you do for a living ? hobbies ?
i manage a nonprofit dog shelter . i guess dogs are my whole life ! haha
that is nice . i am a race car driver and mostly enjoy playing board games .
oh cool ! i watch nascar when i visit my parents
do they live near you ?
they are a few hours away . i do not visit often cuz my mom is allergic to dogs .
so you are a dog lover . anything else that stands out about you ?
i am also a big hiker , fisher , anything outdoors .
i am for the outdoors too . seems to keep me going . sitting is not my things .
except when you are sitting in a car seat though , eh ?
true . the wind bowing in is well enough haha .
i used to want to be a race car driver when i was a kid
ever go out to the races ?
nah , just watch them on tv when i am with the folks .


i try to limit how much i eat. i do not have a job and sit on the couch all day. i have a golden retriever puppy. i hate paying my bills. i whine a lot.

hello . how are you tonight ?
i am good . just got done paying my credit card bill waaaaaaa
congrats ! i need a credit card bahasa .
i need less ! and less bills ! i hate paying for stupid electric and gas , ya know ?
i agree ! if i had not been such a wild child maybe i could have saved money .
if i had a job i could have money , lol smh
yes . i want money to travel to puerto rico or ireland one day .
cool stuff ! sounds fun . i want money to feed my puppy the finest foods aaa
what type of puppy ? i have a bulldog and pitbull . they big goofs .
aw , cute ! golden retriever . named bonnie . bonnie blair .
nice name ! i got each mine a red and blue collar my favorite colors .
nice ! that makes me think of pasta , a food i cant eat . sorry , dieting . hungry .


i am going bald. i play the piano. i hate flowers. i make my own clothes. i ran into jimmy fallon just the other day.

hello there ! how are you doing today ?
hi , i am great ! how are you ?
ca not complain . my kids do that enough
i just ran into jimmy fallon the other day , that was exciting !
what ! ? ! ? ! i love him . that is so crazy !
he made a joke about my receding hair line haha
www that sounds mean . he is usually super nice on his show
he could tell i made my own outfit by hand too
you sew clothing ? is that difficult ?
yes it can be . do you make anything ?
not really . my kids and i are in our churches choir
oh really ? i play piano for a church choir !
we need to get a pianist . would help me stay on key
i have been playing for years , i enjoy it


i am studying literature. i like to draw. i am a vegan. i am from france.

hi how are you ? i was just working here in my salon .
hi , i am good , thank you . what kind of salon ?
its my hair salon , we do all kinds of stuff like color my hair purple
cool ! do you own it ? or just manage ?
i own it , what about you ?
i am a student at the moment , but i have big plans .
that is great , whats your plans ?
i plan to become either a writer or an artist . i draw and write novels .
ah that is great , maybe you could write on my boat about the sea
you have a boat ? that would be nice !
yes its mine , that is where i live on the ocean come visit
i wish i could . . . maybe when i become a famous painter .
i hope so , you could have painted my wedding last year .
i can always do it later , from photographs .
wow that is a great idea my wife has lots of photos and shoes
it sounds like shoes are important ! i better paint them right .


i enjoy watching baseball. i hate running. i am married with kids. i have 2 cats and a dog. my favorite color is orange.

hi do you want to go to the mall with me ?
i cannot because i have kids and am married .
oh . i wanted to go scout some people to ask on dates .
well in that case , i probably could .
we could take my dog . it would be a good time .
i have a dog too , and 2 cats .
i have a secret , can i tell you ?
yes . do you enjoy sports ? i love watching baseball .
i can play tennis . i was born deaf but none of my dates know .
i am not athletic . i hate to run . that is interesting .
we can walk at the mall , not run .
good . what is your favorite color ? mine is orange .
hmmm . maybe purple . i do not really know .
i like purple a lot too .


i love spicy food. my mother is a housemaid. i am an only child. i like swimming. i have traveled to europe and mexico.

gas prices are rising . its very annoying
i know from traveling to mexico and europe .
how so they look over there as compared to most of american prices ?
much higher . do you have any siblings ? i do not .
the other day , i was with my brother , and we met payton manning at the store .
wow oh wow . my mom is a housemaid .
yeah , he was really nice and gave us his autograph . then continued shopping .
since i like to swim so much , i thought my next vacation should include it .
swimming is cool . i collect rocks and create macaroni art .
cool ! do you like to cook ? i like spicy things the best
not so much . i always buy stuff from the store that already made .
oh ok , well different strokes for different folks .


i work in sales. i always answer my cellphone. it s important to me to make my clients happy. when things go wrong , i do everything i can to make it right.

hello good afternoon how are you
i am great today is my day off and i could not be happier
i am in school and my grades are great
wonderful i am in school too but work sales part time
i work with my animals that i love
sorry phone rang i never miss a call . i would be lost without my dog
i am only fifteen so i can not work
you will do great i go above and beyond to make my clients pleased
my grades are great and i play hockey
good to have high grades when my grades are low i go nuts to fix them
i also play soccer and need my cellphone
sadly i am on call with my uncle in the hospital so i never let mine die
aww i am so sorry to hear that
its ok they say it was a mild stroke but he is the only family i have left
wow a stroke well i will pray for you
thanks he is a great man he teaches art at the local grade school


i am a vegan. i love my job. my favorite music is country. i used to work as an actress.

hello , i am reginald . how are you today ?
good , hello how are you today ?
excellent , thanks . what do you like to do for fun , i am wondering .
i am a dancer , what do you do ?
cool . i am a writer . i have a masters in the field of creative writing .
great i act sometimes too
you are very creative , it sounds like . what have you been in ?
nothing you would have seen
oh okay . how about your family ? brothers and sisters ?
nope that is why i listen to country
that is a good reason . i have two brothers , three sisters
that sound great , having family
has its good and bad parts . sometimes they are in my hair too much
are they vegans like me ?
actually my sisters are vegans . you would get along with them , probably
that is great to hear


i have a career in party planning. i like to perform stand up comedy. my father was a member of the communist party. my sister belongs to a cult and has not spoken to the family in years.

hi ! i am getting ready for cosplay . i like it , do you ?
sounds fun ! i am a comedian and i love anime and games
have you been to renaissance fairs ? i only went to a few .
i am a party planner so sometimes i do renaissance themes events . ever have parties ?
comedy , anime and games . i like those too ! i do not have parties .
very cool ! and no parties ? does your family not like them ?
no . but i do love watching tv , especially my favorite game of thrones ! you ?
that is a shame . i have a rocky relationship with my family too though , especially my sister .
that is sad . i also love watching movies . do you ?
yeah movies are pretty cool ! i love animated ones , especially disney and ghibli
so do you work ? i do , but from home .
yep , as a party planner ! its a lot of fun . what kind of job do you have ?
oh i forgot you said that earlier ! i do micro jobs .
micro jobs ? what are those ?
they are a bunch of little jobs you can do . like annotating , boxing , chatting and etc .
oh wow . i would love to try out stuff like that ! are you in school ?


i live in a small apartment in new york. i have a small pet cat. my favorite flower is a rose. i am twenty one years old. i am currently going to school to be an artist.

guess what ? i started my new job last week !
oh really ? what type of job ?
mcdonald . that is my good news . bad news , failing women studies
that is okay . i am studying art in newyork , my apartments so small .
i know the feeling of small . i had to share a bedroom with my four siblings .
i share a one bedroom with my 2 small dogs . 21 with two pets .
do you have a car ? i just bought my first , a blue one .
no , but i do love roses . my family cats named rose .
rose is a beautiful name for a cat . i need to name my honda civic .
yes , its bad luck to not name your car , how about hondvic
hmm interesting , i can only turn right with my car , left turns in it scares me .
do you ever find yourself just driving in circles ?
not yet , but around the block a few times , late to school a lot
i cannot be late . my art teacher is a b word


both of my parents are teachers. i have three roommates. i have an eyebrown piercing. i work at a coffee shop. my sister and i are in a grunge band.

hi , how are you doing ?
hi . doing great . i work in a coffee shop and live in an shared apartment .
i wish i had a place to live .
oh , you are homeless ? i live with three males .
yes , been homeless a month now . i was living with my ex bf .
that is sad . one of my roommates is a former bf . its awkward situation .
mine cheated on me and i
me too . he cheated with my bff .
that is awful . boys are jerks . are you in school ?
and i had my eyebrow pierced for him . yes , in college .
ouch . i had to drop out when i became homeless .
that is sad . i also play drums in a band with my sister .
that is cool . i would love to be in a band .
my mom and dad are teachers with money , so they pay some bills for me


i collect stamps. i love the colors yellow and teal. i am a mortician. i want to learn how to fly an airplane.

hi how are you today
hi ! i am fine . how are you ? do you collect anything ?
i am pretty good . i have lots of babydolls
oh , interesting ! me stamps , and i have a large collection . what do you do ?
how many stamps do you have
a couple big albums so far . i have been collecting for years
do you know your dad well ?
sure , we know each other pretty well . he is a great father !
mine is a deadbeat you are lucky
sorry to hear . . . is he dead ? i actually work as a mortician
not sure we have not spoken in forever
what happened and why are not you close to him ?


i am a carnivore. my father is in prison. i went on welfare last month , which makes me want to run into traffic in front of big trucks. my favorite band is creed. i enjoy running.

hi there . i am just pickling some eggs .
hahahahahahahahahahah haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahahahhahaha i like to run
me too . i love going on long hikes .
same , what kind of music do you listen as you run ? creed for me
soft rock mostly . i listen to hip hop when i play volleyball .
i am pretty carniferous due to the running , hard when you are on welfare
that is tough . are you looking for a job ?
yes but my dads incarcerated which makes things tough
that is a shame . does he get out soon ?
i am hoping so , he used to drive big trucks
i love big trucks . i am getting my nails done today .
oh neat , what color were you thinking ?


my husband works for the government. i like going on walks. i run a small bakery. i love to laugh. i have a son.

hi , i am a waitress in houston , what do you do ?
i run a small business . a bakery with vegan cakes
cool . i might have to try a vegan cake at my wedding
oh you are getting married ? oh i am married with a son .
yes , and we are moving to australia
that is pretty far away . bet lots of fun places to walk there .
yeah , we just want to start fresh . do you have any hobbies ?
watching comedy on tv , like having something to laugh at
laughter is the best medicine
yes , i agree . sometimes i cannot stop laughing
its also been said laughter is contagious lol
wish my husband laughed more .
is he not a happy person ?
workaholic . no time for fun . stinks
oh okay but at least he is a good provider
yes , i guess so . i need to think that way .


i love the summer. i love mexican food. i work at a animal clinic. i have two kids i enjoy being on social media.

hi , my favorite thing for dinner is spaghetti . what about you ?
hi ! mexican ! any kind . favorite season ? mines summer
oh wow , its always summer at my job in the power plant ll
are you on facebook , twitter , snap , instagram ? i am on everything
no , just on fb . i spend more time out in my new chevy . . . my baby !
i spend a lot of my time with my 2 kids at my animal clinic
oh , they must love being with you and puppies ! ! i read real books a lot .
i love books , i use my kindle a lot but i miss the book shelves
i have never used a kindle , i love the feel of real paper .
i have bad arthritis in my hands , they were causing me real pain
oh , then you are totally forgiven ll . your kids names ?
brenden gage and robert lee
sounds like they will grow up to be politicians , in a good way .
well seriously one is 22 and the other is 18 lol
mine is 13 but he is still my baby !
aw , just wait for grand babies


i still have a photo from my senior prom in my wallet. my sister is becoming my mother and often asks me when i m getting married. i often think about quitting my job and becoming a roadie for justin bieber. i own five pairs of the same pants. i am not a big fan of waiting in line.

hey ! what have you been up to this morning ?
just got done working out , my sister is driving me mad crazy .
oh no ! why is that ?
guess what i found in my wallet lol oh wow ! a real tbt
what was in your wallet ? hopefully money to go buy me a steak
a old prom picture lol
have you been out of school for long ?
i love this certain type of jeans so much i have 5 that is the same .
that is kinda weird but we all do strange stuff . i only get 3 hours of sleep
yes 11 years , i want to quit my job an chase justin
who is justin ? justin bieber ?
yes but i hate waiting in line lol
oh well you can always just go kidnap him haha . do you travel at all ?
lol omg no i would not do that , i want to but do not get too , you ?


i play games at the arcade , still. i listen to linkin park , i don t know why. i was diagnosed with autism. i haven t done anything since high school. people in school said i was quiet.

i am eating indian food . i love ethnic foods and i cook them very well .
nice ! ! i wish i could cook . autism prevents me from doing things like that .
my hair is real frizzy and curly so i have to pull it back when i cook .
i can imagine ! mine is pretty frizzy also .
i know someone with autism . they say arts and crafts are good for them .
i will have to try that . oddly enough video games seem to help .
i am a real tall woman but my stove is short . i need to be higher .
well perhaps a carpenter could adjust it for you .
i heard games can help too . i like drawing and i help them learn to draw .
yes i will have to try drawing .
yes i will get a carpenter to put my stove up on blocks .
that should definitely help you out
ethnic foods are full of flavors and spices that is why i love to cook them so much .
i love foods full of flavors and spices !


my mother looks after my grandmother. i prefer texting over phone calls. i use the computer all day. i love hockey.

hey , are you my next customer ? i have been painting all day
i love to paint also ! i have been working on my computer all day .
what were you working on ?
i am an accountant and very busy .
oh , i see . i just paint all day . i dream of finishing giant murals one day .
that sounds like fun ! i love to go to hockey games when i can .
i have never been to a hockey game !
it is really fun ! i like to take my mom when she is not with my grandmother .
that is so sweet of you .
maybe we can text each other sometime ? i hate talking on the phone !
sure ! you should come to my art exhibit too .
i would love to ! let me know the date .
i will as soon as it is confirmed with the office .
i would love to take you to a hockey game .


i love being in nature. my mother is a teacher. i can speak three languages. i like to bike.

hi , i really love my dog
do you ? i have one , i love to bike
i i like red and i am short
blue is my favorite color can you speak any other languages
i can speak alien . only alien
really ? i do not speak alien . but wish i did
it is alot of fun . you should try .
i can really only ride a bike lol
oh ok . boring . i have a brother and sister
sick sick that is not boring at all
qwerty . very qwerty . i think so
sick sick my mom is a teacher tho
are you sick ? i think so
sick sick no i am not sick
sick sick , i am so sick
sick sick , my mothers a teacher which is sick


i work as a trauma surgeon. i have one little girl. i graduated top of my class. my wife is a college professor. my mother was a concert pianist.

hi how are you doing ?
i am doing good and you ?
i am good thanks for asking
where do you work at ?
i work as a graphic designer
is it stressful or not ?
not too stressful but kinda boring
i am a trauma surgeon it wears me out
so you must work a lot
yeah and my mom used to play piano
do you get to travel much ?
not really i have to support my child


drawing in traditional style is my pasion. someday i with to become a famous animator and work for a big company like dreamworks. my inspiration is clasical music. i m a graphic designer.

hello , can i sing to you ?
yes ! i bet you would make a good voiceover actor . you dance ?
i sometimes dance when i listen to the lumineers
oh okay . i draw and paint people smiling . you like to smile ?
i love smiling , will you paint me ?
hmmm . i design graphics while listening to classical music . you draw or paint ?
not really . i mostly just sing and read .
sure if you sing a song . deal ? i want to work for dreamworks so bad . dance ?
sure . i can dance for you too .
what inspires you ? i love classical music . i will be an animator soon . reading what ?
the lumineers inspire me . any book is fine usually .
you seem nice . any advice for future animator slash author ? you married ?
i am not married . make cute things , that is what people love .
thanks ! i graphic design my own book covers . i wish you happiness .
you are just so sweet . write a book about you loving me .
well . . . how about if i just wrote a classical music piece ? okay ?


i like painting , i can cook well. i like cookies. i like pasta. i am a student. i also like ice cream.

hi ! my cat , speckles , just walked in the room .
hi and hello to speckles too . no pets for me , dorm rules and all
that is too bad . what are you studying ?
engineering but taking some art classes too
that sounds interesting ! i work in an engineering office .
cool what type of engineering ?
agricultural engineering . i just work in finance though .
i am just starting in civil engineering . i like creative stuff cooking , painting but love planning things
planning is always fun ! i love planning my shopping trips ahead .
i only like shopping if its for dessert ! could use some ice cream now
i love ice cream . too bad its getting too cold out to eat much ice crem .
guess we could settle for cookies instead . any hobbies ?
my favorite hobby is knitting . unfortunately it bores speckles .
maybe speckles just wants a sweater of their own . no knitting but i like to cook .


my favorite hobby is reading. my husband is an author and we have twins together. i was born in france and moved to canada. i am a digital artist.

hello ! how are you ?
i am doing good . . . just got done reading . do you read ?
i love reading . and language in general . i speak 3 arabic , english and french !
wow really i am from france but now i live here in canada
i have been to both france and canada . what made you move ?
my job , i am an artist that does digital work . do you work ?
i do . balista by day and jazz piano player in a band by night .
awesome . . sigh i miss sipping on a margarita .
what else do you like to do ? hiking is my other big passion outside of piano .
right now nothing i am on bed rest .
that can be rough , my sister in law is on bed rest right now as well .
yea me and my husband are having twin .


my favorite food is pizza. my wife use to be a teacher. i love to paint pictures. i love meat. i have a new job selling cars.

the bus is the only transportation i use
hi how are you doing ?
because i am a woman , and is old
what do you do for a living ?
i am fine , the checks from social security is my main source of income
what do you do for a living ?
so the house a door away , i do babysit , and she is a woman
what city are you from ?
i love yellow color because it makes me happy what about you ?
i like pink , how old are you ?
i am older than you . . . guess !
i am 36 what about you ?
49 , do you like ice cream ? what color of ice cream do you like
i like rocky road ice cream
ha ha ok , what is your favorite flavor ?
i would have to say pink


i am an elementary school teacher. i love to shop. i live in toronto , canada. my mom and dad are from japan.

hello there , how are you doing today ?
i am well , thank you ! how are you ?
i am doing well , just playing some computer games .
sounds fun ! i went shopping with my daughter earlier today .
i wish i could go shopping , but i cannot leave my bed .
oh no ! that is terrible ! so , what do you do ? i mean , career wise .
i am happy that i work at home in my bed . what about you ?
i am a teacher . i really enjoy it ! love kids !
i do not have kids , i have several pets .
cool ! so , what part of the world do you live in ?
since i do not get out , i see the world through different forms of social media , you ?
i live in canada . the toronto area , but my parents live in japan .
do you go visit them ?
not often , just some holidays . do you live near your family ?


i lamp on the weekends in the forest. i miss my dad. there i am a general of an oris army. i could move out , but she does not want me to. in reality i am 32 and live at home with my mother.

hello how are you today ?
i am good , nighttime here .
its daytime for me , that is why i am heading to the beach
i love the beach , i am 34 and do not live near my family .
that is sad , i know someone like that .
i could move closer to home , i miss my family
i would if i were you . if not you can come start a juicing bar
i am a general of an oris army ! how about you ?
i am just a lazy surfer
i lay around in the forest on the weekends
that is very random you know
i know , not much else to do around here .
sounds very boring , you should try surfing
i am very afraid of sharks . have you seen any ?
i have and i try not to bite them , i am vegan
i am thinking about doing a vegan lifestyle


i have won tap dance competitions. i love to bake cakes. my favorite book is david copperfield. i have a twin brother.

hi . how are you doing .
i am good how about you ?
in six months i will be married . yikes !
that is exciting ! need a wedding cake ? i bake them !
yes , my sweet tooth will thank you .
ll ! i just made a cake for my bothers wedding , he is my twin !
i am the middle child out of 3 . i am the only one with a mercedes .
nice ! do you have any hobbies ?
being awesome . how about you ?
i love to read especially david copperfield , and tap dancing .
i like to color and i wear a helmet .
coloring is fun ! i have even won some competitions with tap dancing .
tap dancing seems fun . i do not dance .
it is fun ! i like a lot of forms of dance .
i like exotic dancers mostly .
ll ! well to each their own !


my mom is my best friend. i could not live without my cell phone. i attend book club every week. i am more of a cat person than a dog person. i enjoy the occasional drink with friends.

hello , how are you doing today ?
cannot complain . how is your day ?
that is good , my day is great so far . just about to take my daughter to the park .
i do not have kids yet . i did attend my book club today though .
she has blonde hair just like me awesome , how did that go ?
blonde is great . i take my mom with me as she is like my best friend .
www , that is so sweet . my mother lifts weights for a hobby lol !
strong mom i bet . does your family have any pets ?
yes , we have two cats and a bird ? you ?
i have two cats too . i like cats more then dogs .
awesome , me too . i wish i could have 5 cats lol !
me too but i am glad i have two so they can entertain each other .


i have an internship at a computer company. i have 5 children. i like to go fishing. my mom is a lawyer. i am a student.

hello . do you read reddit . i usually post things daily
i do sometimes . i work at a computer company . well actually its an internship .
i do insurance sales . super boring .
my mom works in a law firm , that is super boring too .
i usually ride my bike when its warm out . mostly on weekends .
that sounds fun ! i like to fish on the weekends .
i never fished before . is it dangerous ?
no not at all it is very relaxing .
what your favorite color ? mine is blue .
mine is pink . my five daughters also love pink .
i have a son so maybe and he loves blue lol .
ll possibly ! its hard being a student with 5 kids .
how do you do it ? i usually work from home
a lot of patience and coffee ! ll working from home sounds great !


i am 25 years old and live with my parents. i have a girlfriend named luis , and she goes to my college. i am college student. i drive a ford mustang.

hello from chicago ! ! ! ! ! how are you ?
i am doing well . how are you today ?
i have been playing quake and am so happy ! ! !
cool ! are you in college ? i am a student . a lot of my friends play quake .
yes ! ! ! i am a fashion design major ! ! !
i am majoring in mechanical engineering . what are your hobbies ?
hanging out with my moms , drawing and baseball !
i still live at home , actually . i spend a lot of time working on my mustang .
what color is it ? ? hopefully red . i love red ! ! ! ! ! !
it actually is red ! red cars are the best !
that is amazing ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! i want a ride ! ! ! ! ;
haha , its a really pretty car . at least , i think so . ;
that is great ! ! ! ! my moms are calling to tell me they love me ! ! !
do you have more than one mom ?


my house is located in the countryside. i am seventy one years old. i love to keep a small garden outside of my house. i love all sorts of fresh vegetables.

hey there , you got any hobbies ?
i am 71 and live in the countryside
not bad , must be peaceful , i like sewing how about you ?
i love to garden and eat veggies
i also have a garden , been trying to get huge watermelons
i already have huge melons and hate them
what kind ? honey dew ? i also have pumpkins
i am not sure . they are not good . i hate them
you do not know which kind of melon ? be careful
you can never be quite sure . always break them
good advice . i like to make pies , grape ones . weird i know
yuck ! i would rather eat my melons
it sounds bad , but you would be freaked out they are wicked good
i am always freaked out . always freaked out


i love dogs. i have a sleeve of tattoos. i like to drink at bars with friends. i m a photographer. i have 4 dogs and i spend all my time with them.

hi ! i am about the start the police academy this coming summer !
great ! just got done walking my four dogs love spending time with them
that sounds fun . i have a prized bowie knife that i take in the woods .
do you like tatoos ? i have an entire sleeve of them
no tats here . i do love watching mma fights though !
yeah ! planning on going out and have a drink with my friends at our fave bar
that sounds like fun . i need to eat diner i am super hungry !
me too . my dogs like to eat my dinner i do not mind i love them so
haha that is so funny ! i have no pets sadly .
i love to take pictures of them
i am really into photography as well .
so is my husband that is how we met
oh really ? what sort of equipment does he use ?
he has a canon camera and tripod


my mother was a famous ballet dancer in london. i will be moving to san diego in two months. i work at a gas station as a cashier. my favorite band is the punk band rancid.

anyone like the raptors ? i love all sports , but the raptors rule !
i do not know much about sports between ballet and work
wow . i am going to dental school . up all night to study .
that is when i work at the gas station
part time or full time ? do you sleep all day ? i almost do .
part time because i am saving to move in two months
where to ? what do you hope to accomplish by moving ?
san diego and be closer to my favorite band and a fresh start
hmmmm . . . who is your favorite band ? do you have plans other than that ?
a punk band called rancid and step out of my mothers shadow in ballet
i have heard of them . i think i know who you are ! right ?
well if you know you my mother you might know me
i guess not . i like rancid , all right , but sports are better than ballet .
i am glad you do not know my mother


i like to think about what it would be like to be an artist. i wish i made more money. i enjoy writing for long periods of time. i wish i did not have to work. i have a strange obsession with pens.

hey , how are you ? just got back from a long walk , so i am beat
hi ! i am obsessed with pens
me too actually haha . i am an artist and pen is my favorite medium .
i like writing for a long time with my pens !
wow , that is great ! what do you write ?
i am a writer for my local newspaper but i wish i did not work
why do you wish that ?
because i do not make enough money there
i see . i did not realize that newspaper journalists are underpaid .
yes , i am thinking about switching careers
to what ? if i could write , i would try to write for game of thrones .
i am thinking about art . game of thrones is awesome !
oh , wow ! i am a freelance artist , and i can tell you its not easy . its rewarding .
i am willing to put the extra worl


i used to work as an actress. i love all animals. i love my job. my favorite music is country. i am a vegan.

hello , my name is jed . how are you ?
great . i am lucy and i do not eat meat .
fantastic i like to fish so i hope that does not offend you .
no fishing is fun . i just release them back to the water .
what a sport ! do you like music at all hendrix is my favorite ?
i like garth brooks a lot .
garth is pretty cool . i saw him in concert at college before i dropped out .
way cool . do you like animals ? i love my three dogs .
i love pets i have a coon hound named jesse .
nice . i used to be on television but love being a director now .
wow that is really something . i am just a deli employee .
do you make subs or are you at a grocery store ?
i work at the grocery store although we make subs as well .
awesome . i love veggie subs .


i m originally from london , england. i recently lost both my parents to an automobile accident. i am a model building enthusiast. i like camping and the outdoors in general. i love going to comedy clubs.

hey . whats up . how are you ?
not great . i am dealing with the loss of my parents .
were they murdered in an alley during a robbery ?
um , no . they died in an auto accident .
oh ok just making sure . i am looking for bruce wayne . he is here somewhere
that is odd . i am working on a model . i like to do them .
it pops up occasionally in casual conversation . what kind of models ?
right now i am doing an ocean liner .
wow . is it very large ? i am fixing hot chocolate
it is a good size . i will keep it on my coffee table .
nice . do you like coffee . i just had a cup this afternoon
i like iced coffee with flavors in it .
me too . caramel and mocha are my favorite . do you work ?
i do not right now . i just got here from london .


i hate to lose. my favorite season is spring. i have blue eyes. i love fishing. my father died when i was 2.

hi . . . how are you doing today ?
i am great . fishing all day . how are you ?
i am doing ok . . . i just wish my girlfriend would stop threatening to break up with me
my father died when i was two , which is much worse .
i watched a movie about something like that it was by john grisham
i hope it was about spring , i love spring . what do you hate ?
i really hate having to put on pants everyday
i love wearing pants . i also love to win .
my parents were like that when they were in politics
i am the only blue eyed person who hates politics . where are you ?
i have brown eyes . . politics can really take the goodness out of you while you are involved
it can , politics killed my father , when i was two .
have you ever tried reading a john grisham book i do not care for them
his books are too mainstream for me . i like fishing books .
i really like his movies just not his books
my blue eyes love watching movies . do you have a job ?


i used to be in the marines. i m a vegetarian. when i have nothing else to do , i read books. i like to write poetry.

i am good hope you are doing well
i am just bored . might pick up a book to read .
i like to draw a lot and create designs
i prefer to write poetry . what do you do for a living ?
i also love to write create stories and poems
i write poems about my time served in the marines .
i had to see a lot of stuff when i was young too
great . what kinds of food do you like best ?
do you have kids ? i love pizza so much but really depends on my mood .
i love veggie pizza but have no kids .
my goodness ! i am going to have to go get some .
so what do you do for a living ?
that is confidential information . i am sure you understand .
sure do . i m an ex marine myself so i know about confidential .


my favorite sport is hockey. i went to japan this summer. my mom is a painter. i start my senior year of high school next week. my best friend just moved away.

what do you call a tree ? a tree lol i love jokes
i heard that on in japan this summer on my trip
japan that is nice . i want to go there in hopes of changing the world
my mom paints there . we go all the time
i work with my mom in the factory
cool . i play hockey in the field by a factory in our town
hockey , are you any good ?
yes i play on our senior team for my high school
we i have to go soon i love to by early for my volunteer job
i did that a lot with my best friend . she moved away last month
i am sorry to hear that
we facetime each other all the time
cool i know you miss them
yes i miss them a lot
what else do you like ?
i just love to play the sport


i love sweets. i cs and ds. i love bruno mars. i am in high school. i sleep a lot.

hi , i love painting pictures what you love doing
i love to eat anything sweet ! do you like to listen to music ?
that sound good i love listen to gospel
i listen to bruno mars , but i am a high school student .
ok , do you love going to the beach
not really . i prefer sleeping . i am kind of lazy .
well you need to try it some time i no you will love walking on the beach
i will ! do you work or are you in school ?
might go back to school one day , yes i work
what do you do for work ?
i do care giver for the senor
that must be rewarding . i will need to get my grades up to get a job .
good luck , what is your favorite color
my favorite color is green . yours ?


i am single. my favorite food is pizza. i am a cyclist. my father used to be a cop. i work at a restaurant as waiter.

how are you doing today
i am well . just about to go in to work . what do you look like ?
where do you work at ? i am old .
i am young , dumb , and full of cum ! i am a waiter !
where do you wait tables at
at this joint called the frog zone grill . its pretty chill . what about you ?
i work with the public still . i can not wait to retire .
do you live in the usa ? what will you do in retirement ?
i want to have a house with a garden and pool
that sounds very relaxing . i have a nice home but no garden or pool
i just want to relax and sew on the porch
that is neat my mother is a seamstress
does she like it a lot
she is a wonderful woman . very friendly . do you ride bicycles ?


i love to dance. my favorite food is mexican. i grew up in new hampshire. i enjoy reading history books. i am a teacher.

i really need to lose weight . having trouble shedding a couple of pounds .
i hear you . my love for mexican food does not make it easier .
i can relate . extra weight does not look good on a short woman like me .
do you like to dance ? dancing can help one lose weight i think .
yes , but i am really short sighted . sometime i wear contacts .
well , just let the guy lead , then you do not even need contacts . right ?
you are so wise ! never thought of that .
i teach for a living . hope there is some wisdom somewhere !
i work on a farm . i like animals
cool . what is your favorite animal ?
kangaroos . there are lots of them in new zealand .
new zealand really ? are you sure ? i think they have lots of sheep .
that too . have you visited new zealand ?
yes i have . perhaps the kangaroos are in australia .
both countries have lots of animals . but there are too far from america !
true . so very far from new hampshire where i grew up . you ?


i like meat too much. i want to be a vegetarian. its good to eat a lot of veggies. i m lazy and pork tastes good.

hi how are you doing tonight ?
hi , just relaxing . pondering my diet . i want to switch to vegetarian
i work more than 60 hours a week at a restaurant so i just eat there .
i would never work that much . i am way too lazy . but love cooked pig
my boss is the worst ! but when i go out i know how to party hard !
i usually have a meat party and eat it all myself
my family helps me a lot to balance my work schedule .
a healthy diet should include many raw vegetables
yes i agree . do you know who bob marley is ?
does he eat a lot of meat . like 10 cows
no he was a reggae singer . i did not know who he was until yesterday .
well smoked pig , is the best . ever been to a pig roast ?
yes i have i am not really a fan .
how much bacon did you eat ? you need to eat at least 4 lbs
that sounds disgusting ! i think it would make me sick .
well you should eat raw okra with it


i sometimes think i am shallow. i want a dog , but that is a lot of commitment. i love to go outside at night and eavesdrop on my neighbors arguments. if i want it , i buy it.

hi how are you doing
good morning , i am awesome . how are you ?
i am good what are your hobbies
i shop , eavesdrop when my neighbors argue , shop .
interesting do you like to travel ?
i do . i travel a lot . that is why i do not have a dog , too much commitment .
that makes sense i try to travel overseas about once a year
where do you go ? i mainly go to florida and hawaii
i try and pick a new place each time so i can learn about different cultures
i am going to do that one day , when i figure out where i want to go
that is the hardest part there are so many great places
there sure are . like california !
yeah ! do you like to watch tv ?
i do . i am a walking dead fan


i love the summer. i work at a animal clinic. i have two kids i enjoy being on social media. i love mexican food.

hey there , what are you doing ?
hello , i am relaxing now that my kids are in bed . how are you ?
i am good ! watching a movie with my daughter actually .
what are you watching ? mine love action movies .
it has songs and dancing and tiny dolls with colorful hair .
sounds interesting . i have teen boys , they like explosions .
kids shows are hard for me to watch with their pop songs . metal is more my style .
i hear you , i am a metal head as well .
what else are you into ?
i love social media and animals .
i love animals too but i am allergic to everything .
that is horrible , have you tried fish ?
yet another thing i am allergic to !
really ? even as a pet ?
i have not tried a pet fish . i should .
you really should . my kids want horses .


i really enjoy making friends. i am in my high school band. i play the trumpet. i want to be a movie director when i grow up.

wow ! its getting late . i spent too long in my darkroom today .
cool . are you into photography ?
totally . i am going to be famous some day .
that is awesome . its really nice to meet you , by the way .
likewise . do you like to travel ?
i love it . i think of all the locations where i will be shooting movies .
i am going to write a travelogue book showcasing my photos .
that sounds great . where all have you been ?
well , only mexico so far , but its a start !
absolutely . i mean , i have not made any movies yet . i am still in high school
oh , i thought maybe you were an actor or a director .
nah , but just you wait . someday you might see a movie i directed .
i am probably old enough to be your mother .
that is cool . my mom is always reminding me to practice on my trumpet .
my brother played the trumpet . he was horrible .
that is a drag . how long did he play ?