i am a professional gamer. i occasionally go for walks down by the park. i love to play league of legends. i am currently single but i am ready to mingle. i love dogs.

hi ! how are you ?
i am great . just about to go for a walk , you ?
great ! i am at work now .
i just finished some games , ready to either party or nap .
oh ok ! i have to go feed my pets soon
what kind of pets do you have ? i am a dog person .
i have a few kittens
how sweet ! what are you doing tonight ? want to meet some people ?
i will be packing my bags because i am traveling tomorrow . i love to travel
sounds fun . where are you going ? for work or pleasure ?
a little bit of both . mostly work but i hope to do some exploring .
how long are you going to be gone ?
i will be gone for 8 days .
that is a long time , do you have someone staying with your kittens ?
i do ! my mother will be taking care of them , .
cool . do you like to play games ?


i enjoy video games. my hair is very long. i hate cooking. my mom lives with me.

hi , how are you doing ?
hello how are you ? good thanks .
are you in the united states or ?
what do you do for fun ? yes i am . you ?
for exercise i have been riding my bike . you ?
i go to the gym and dance .
great , i try to be more athletic but with working it is hard .
understand , remember you only have one body more important than money .
that is so true , i am trying to eat right but i do not like carrots .
try them with humus . it is tasty .
i love humus on pita bread .
it is really good with carrots .
how is the weather there ?
do you like video games ? i love them . warm .
i love video games , great for stress .
i just have to set an alarm to get up and moving in the middle of playing !


i hate the taste of cheese. i have a daughter. i sell paper products for a living. i am under 6 feet tall. i am a great cook.

hi there , farmer from the mid west how are you ?
i am a parent and my daughter is 2 years old
oh what a fun age ! do you have any hobbies ?
my hobbies is tasting cheese .
that is an interesting one . photography and hiking here , when i am not working
my job is the sell paper products and it pays the bill .
that is what counts right . what about music ?
i do love music but do not listen to much . i am about 6 ft .
i love rock , are you a fit person ?
i love to cook italian dishes
which one is your fav . i love to try new foods .
i am pretty fit but i can do more when it comes to working out .
i would love to travel one day but right now it is not an option , you ?
yeah it will happen , i have traveled over time .
what place was your favorite ?
i really liked visiting germany


my days are filled with cross country try outs and basketball practice. i coexist well with my husband. but , i feel lost and far away from who i truly am. i am a middle aged mother of two high school boys. i have a friend group , but i don t like any of them.

hi how are you today ?
i am ok how are you ?
good just relaxing playing so video games .
that is good , what part of the country do you live
i live in the midwest and you ?
i am in ohio , i am a stay at home mom
i am also in ohio , i took over my fathers mechanic business .
awesome . do you have kids ?
no kids . i am sort of a musician also .
i wish i had time for something other than my kids
i bet they are wonderful though !
they are both in sports so its a lot to handle . but they are wonderful boys .
what sports do they play ?
basketball and cross country right now but they are always doing some kind of sport


i am currently single. my favorite season is spring. i am a graphic designer. i love to paint. i enjoy walks on the beach.

hello there ! are you a student ?
hell , no . i am a graphic designer . what are you studying ?
haha , i am pursuing a bachelor in computer science .
nice ! i have an art degree , my side job is painting beach scenes
i have a friend who sells western paintings . he does quite well for himself .
very nice . they do well here in the galleries . do you paint ?
not at all . my dog could paint better than me . lol
lol . have you seen the paintings by elephants ?
i have , and it blows my mind that they can get them to do that .
i watched a video of one painting . he was enjoying it .
do you have any hobbies ? seems like painting is work !
it is . i like long walks on the beach . i am a virgo and single , lol
i am single as well . lucky i have my dog to keep me company .
i love dogs . i have a lab , his name is sirius . what do you have ?


my father was a driver himself. i work on semi trucks for a living. i got off the road when i married my sweetheart. my motor never stops running.

hello ! what do you do for work ?
followed my dads footsteps and decided to drive semi trucks . you ?
i am employed at an animal shelter .
that is neat . are you married ?
no , since i never met my dad , i stay away from that .
that is terrible . if me and my wife had kids i would be the best dad
my mom took care of me , she still works at a bank .
that is great , she is the real mvp
she helped me become fluent in french too .
you have such a cool mom
thank you ! do you live near where irma hit ?
yes , i am in georgia . we had part of it


i moved to ny to study in a prestigious designing school. since young i ve loved fashion. my inspirations are alexander mcqueen and coco chanel. i love to go shopping and inspire myself in stylish stores. my desire is to becom a fashion designer.

hello how was your day ?
good and how about yours ?
great , do you have any hobbies ?
i shop a lot fashion is my passion ever since i was young .
do you like animals i love my dog george
i do ! i have 3 cats .
i love cats . what kind of work do you do ?
i am in school in new york for designing fashion .
i am in between jobs right now i was working at a big cable company
that sounds interesting . are you familiar with coco chanel ?
i mostly just ride my bike and go to the beach
well coco along with alexander mcqueen are my role models
do not know who either are ?
they are fashion designers . what else do you do for fun ?
the beach and bike riding
that sounds like a lot of fun .


my favorite show is thevoice. i am blue and tall. i work for the navy. i like to read.

hello . how are you ? i am good .
i am well . just watching my favorite tv show .
what is your favorite show ? i am not supposed to watch tv on school nights .
i like the voice . how old are you ?
i am ten . i like shows about dogs and cats . those are my favorite animals .
do you have any pets ?
no . my parents say i have enough friends , i do not need a pet .
well that is nice that you have a lot of friends !
i guess . it helps that our house has a really big yard and a treehouse .
wow that is awesome . do you enjoy reading ?
not much . but i am trying to get better at it . do you like to read ?
yes i love it . especially when i get bored at sea .
at sea ? what do you do at sea ?
i am a naval officer .
cool ! i would love to join the navy when i grow up .
that is a good ambition to have !


one of my favorite artists is drake. i like listening to other rap music too. a hobby of mine is the drums. i like to go out to eat. i also enjoy cooking.

hi ! how are you doing ?
great just finished listening to my favorite rap mixtape !
nice ! that would not be allowed where i work !
where do you work ?
in the library on campus here . only part time though . what do you do ?
i do not have a job but i love to eat and cook !
are you looking for a job ? i hope i find one after college . just started here .
no i am content playing drums
ok ! do you have other hobbies ?
no i just eat all the time ! how about you !
healthy food ? not much , between the 3 science classes now and the part time job .
i love to eat gourmet foods , i also like science !
do you share that delicious food with anyone ? are you married ?
i am single but that is okay because i have got my favorite rap songs to keep me company
what do you like to sing about ?
my life i guess , i do not do that much so i take inspiration from friends


i am a freshman in college. i am athletic. my favorite food is pizza. i have never broken a bone.

hey how are you today ? i just got done dropping my three girls off at school .
hi . i am a student too . but at the university here .
oh that sounds fun ! what are you studying ? i am a scientist .
i am studying bio . but i am mostly here to play soccer . its my favorite .
oh ! i practice karate as a sport . what do you do for fun ?
mostly soccer . and eat pizza ! what kind of scientist are you ?
medicine . but i draw for fun . mainly pics of mars , i want to go soon .
wow . do you think you will get to mars in your lifetime ?
i hope so ! so tell me more about you .
well , i am just a freshman so i am more focused on athletics than studies . lol .
ll i gotcha . well hows your day going so far ?
great . done with classes and have plans to go out with friends tonight . you ?
going to a friends house for her birthday , and letting our kids play together .
awesome . what kind of medicine do you do ? always looking for bio related careers .


i can t get enough ginger snaps. i drive a prius. i like hiking up volcanoes. i think canadian women are incredibly attractive. sometimes , i like to relieve myself when on roses.

hi ! how are you doing ?
i am great what about you
i just got back from the gym .
nice are you guy or girl ?
i am a female . do you have any pets ?
oh okay no pets , unless my prius is one haha , you ?
i have a dog . i love dogs !
cool , i do to just do not have one
do you exercise at all ?
yes , i hike often up volcanoes
i need to go take a bath .
that sounds relaxing where are you from ?
i am from the united states my family travels a lot .
cool cool , women from canada are very attractive for some reason
most of my family is traveling at the moment
nice , you sound young , what foods do you like


i was adopted. i have several siblings i do not know. i met my birth mother when i was sixteen. christmas is my favorite holiday.

hi , i like drinking dr . pepper and comics drawings and you
hi how are you doing ? i have family i want to meet someday .
where are they ? black jack is my favorite gum do you like chewing gum ?
we are all very far in distance yes i love gum i am chewing now .
do you watch scobby doo ? they are funny , my job is located in a grocery store
yes scobby doo is a funny cartoon i love to laugh .
what type of gum are you chewing now ? i work during the day do you work ?
i am chewing trident no i am disabled but i am okay .
we all love to laugh right ? that is why i make comic books
my flavor i am chewing is bubble gum its so good . yes laughing
how are you disable ? do you get benefits ?
laughing is good medicine . not at the moment i go out and hustle .
do you know what black jack gum is ?
no i do not but i would love to know and what flavor are you chewing ?


i love to do yoga. my favorite color is grey. i am single. my passion is writing.

hi am jackie and married to my awesome husband james
hi , i am very single . i was hoping to meet someone tonight .
what time is your date ? i am also a writer for new york times
no dates for me . but i love to write , it is my passion .
what do you write ? i have an apartment in the big apple
i write about yoga and my favorite color , which is grey .
w that is awesome ! i love go to museums
i think that museums are boring .
aww give it a try and look around ! d
if the museum is about grey and yoga i shall try .
well that is all a person can do is try
i am have been trying not to be single , but you are married to james !
haha that is true . just having some fun
fun is not allowed for singles . all i see is grey .
well you can change those grey thoughts to more colorful thoughts
no , all i like is grey , yoga , and writing .


i am from germany. i like listening to blues music. i speak english and spanish fluently. my favorite artist was prince. i am mixed with puerto rica and chinese.

hey ! whats up ? doing anything fun this weekend ?
hola ! que pasa ! i do not have plans just yet . you
bien ! nada . i plan to sing at church , of course , choir .
ooh i love music especially blues ! i wish i could sing lol
man i just ate an entire bucket of hot wings . love those wings .
i never been a big fan of wings . my fav is chicken enchiladas
red or green ? me , i love roasted hatch green chili .
green but i do like red as well
getting ready to leave for another long truck trip next week .
oh really ? are you a truck driver ?
yep . thirty years . mostly the south , wish i could hit the southwest for green chili .
maybe you can when you have a vacation


i just started college. i work part time in the campus library. i have 3 science classes. i commute by bus.

how are you today ? i hope well
i am good how about yourself ?
i am doing well . i am studying tonight
what are you going to school for ?
i am getting my bachelors degree in criminal justice
i started going to school recently
what are you studying ? or are you undecided ?
i am so undecided . . . cant find what i love
what are some of your interests ?
i like science . . . so i do not know
personally i love chemistry , also marine science
i wish i could be a marine biologist
that is what my girlfriend is studying , its how we connected
www you guys met in school ?


i enjoy hiking on glaciers. i always seem to be losing things , most recently , my mind. lutefisk is the best dish in the whole world. i recently moved to sweden.

hi , florida is terrible place to live
oh , why ? i moved to sweden last month .
way too hot here all the time
what do you like to do ?
i love to hang from trees
i love hiking on glaciers .
that sounds like so much fun
it really is . i want to go again soon .
ok i would like to come along
are you in a relationship ?
no . i cant see colors at all
why would that keep you from dating ?
sometimes the other person is pink
i have never seen a pink person .
o no ! you cant see color either !
i hae a boyfriend i love .


i like to play video games. i like to go hunting. i do not like broccoli. i have 2 dogs.

hi ! how are you doing ?
pretty good . just taking a break from playing some classic super nintendo
nice , i should take a break from working out . i obsess over being the best
you wanna be the very best that no one ever was . i get ya
good one . working out helped get me a scholarship for playing soccer too
yeah ! go for it . i do not work out but i do hunt
is hunting good for you ? i try to eat healthy or not at all
my 2 dogs help me . i eat everything i kill
if i hunt will people think i am cool ? i hope so
perhaps . keeps you from eating broccoli all day too
i will try hunting and then making instagram posts so it looks like i am having fun
that is one way to get that out there
yeah , i am pretty superficial but that is important to me . at least i got that scholarship
i am a pretty on the surface guy myself


i enjoy walks on the beach. i love to paint. i am a graphic designer. i am currently single.

hi , do you have any cake ?
no but i wish i did . i would like to eat some while i paint
do you paint often ? the kids i babysit paint on the regular
graphic designing is what i do . what kind of work do you do ?
just babysitting . it pays for my mercedes though
no kids here and i am single now so i have more time to paint
do you have any siblings ?
oh mercedes , i would rather take a walk on the beach alone while being single
why ? is that not lonely ?
no siblings , no significant other means no drama . i like that and painting
sounds boring and lonely to me .
after all the drama it is good for me . more time to paint
maybe you are the source of the drama .
no not me , i do not like to show out , like driving a mercedes . kidding
lol we could be like twins , if you did .
and take long walks down the beach and drive your car back


my parents met at woodstock. i have a cat named pickles. i was a swimmer in college. i love starbucks coffee.

hi how are you doing
hi , i am doing fine . just playing with my cat , pickles . you ?
i have two dogs that have a lot of energy
that is awesome ! do you enjoy starbucks ?
yeah i love getting coffee
so do i ! what do you do for a living ?
i work in computer programing
how nice . i am an interior designer . what do you do on your freetime
play with my dogs and hang out
me , i swim . i swam during college . great workout .
that is a good workout i prefer running
love running as well . how long have you been in computer programming


my dad owns a appliance store that i don t want to inherit. i prefer eating at home because people make me nervous. i spend a lot of time watching obscure foreign film on netflix. i hate social obligations because i always say the wrong thing. i like running in marathons.

hi ! how are you today ?
not bad just out for a run while my movie downloads . how are you ?
pretty good . writing a new song for my band .
that is cool . i could never be in a band , no one would come watch
not even your best friend ? mine is in the band , too .
i am so nervous around people , i just lock up . . they would laugh at me !
fair enough . what do you do for fun ?
work at dads appliance store he wants me to take over . . or run .
do you want to ? or do you have another dream ?
definitely not , i hate interacting with people . i like running and watching netflix . you ?
i definitely wish i had more time for netflix ! what do you like to watch ?
mostly stuff from other countries , so interesting . what do you do ?
i like to watch comedies . they are my guilty pleasure .
i laugh at the wrong things , it makes me nervous to watch with people
i do not have much time for it . too busy with my music .
what kind of music do you play ?


i am married. i work 2 jobs. i am in school. i love the beach. my favorite color is blue.

hello , how are you doing tonight ?
i am good . tired from working both of my jobs today . you ?
just got off my mama from the farm , they are begging me to move from the city .
you should move to the beach . i love it there
i prefer the city where i can use my skills in computer repair
could you repair my blue macbook air ? i dropped it and cracked the screen
i do not really do screen repair , i focus on software design and repair .
oh i see . the more technical stuff . i loved it though . it was blue
macs are too expensive for me , i prefer my normal laptop
what kind do you recommend ?
hp laptops are pretty sturdy and good for everyday use
good to know . i will tell my husband since i need a new one for school
what year are you in ? i moved from my family farm to the city for college .
i am in my first year of grad school . working to put myself through
i feel you there , college is very expensive . i am doing the same .
good luck to both of us !


i work at a grocery store. i like to read. i like cupcakes. my favorite color is blue.

hi ! i am joan . how r you today ?
hello , i am sue . i am doing great today . how are you ?
excellent . accept i messed up my nails i just had done . argh !
no kidding ? i burned a batch of cupcakes earlier . must be one of those days !
ugh ! so sorry about that . i burn stuff all the time . what kind were they ?
vanilla with blue icing and pink sprinkles .
yum ! my son owen loves vanilla .
how old is owen ? that is a great name .
thanks ! he is a precocious 4 year old . do you have kids ?
i do not . i have 3 nieces and a nephew though .
hey , sometimes those are like kids . same with pets
very true ! i have 2 dogs and a mean cat .
i love cat but unfortunately i am allergic .
i have read that a lot of people are allergic . it must be a common allergy .
yes . my corporate attorney husband is also allergic . but we have a turtle
my best friends son has a turtle . he is pretty large now .


i try to watch what i eat. pizza is my favorite. i am east asian. i enjoy eating italian food.

do you want to share some sprite with me
it would go great with the pizza i am eating
will you share with me ?
sure i will what is your favorite food
sausage . to mach my fingers .
i like to watch what i eat but it is not working
lol . can i draw you maybe ?
i am asian can you draw really well ?
i can , but that sprite caused me to boat
i am trying to learn how to cook italian
you could cook for me . i would like that ,
i want to also make dessert .
what kind ? i love brownies
cheesecake , cream pies , peach cobbler
apple pie ? cookies ? what about macaroons ?
i do not think i can turn any of that down


i enjoy crosswords , crocheting , and football. i m allergic to apples yet still eat them. i m a sixth grade teacher. i enjoy karaoke every friday night.

hey there how are you tonight ?
hi , i am doing well , how about you
are you single or taken ?
single , people around here are very childish
me too . why is that ?
too involved with drama , and i do not have time for that
i am a receptionist for a doctor so i also hate drama
i teach sixth graders , so i deal with enough hormonal teenage drama
dang , i bet . do you like flowers ?
who does not ? i prefer roses
they are great lilies are my favorite
lilies are technically known as death flowers , another favorite
even though i am colorblind i love them
whats it like being colorblind
not so bad , just do not ask me to cook a steak all the way through
oh i bet that is a little hard , are you allergic to anything ?


i wish i could live forever. i like free diving. my dog is smaller than my cat. i only date people taller than me. i really like technology.

hello , how are you tonight ?
hi . good . just got home from hanging out a best buy . i love it .
i am a gamer ! i have a ps4 controller in lipstick red .
that sounds like fun . what is your favorite game ?
call of duty , do you have one ?
nope . might get one sometime . do have pets ? i have a dog and cat .
i have a dog , he wears red rain boots to match my purse .
hah . my cat is bigger than my dog .
wow . that must be one small dog .
no . just a huge cat . good thing my dog likes tall people . i only date them .
i only date those who drive red cars , like mine .
too funny . you must love red . do you have other hobbies ?
i do photography and surf .
i am more of a free diving gal .
the beach is my first love .
toes in the sand is sure a wonderful way to spend the day .


i leave the dogs home when i visit my parents. i have 2 dogs as pets. my mother is allergic to dogs. i love dogs.

what are you doing this beautiful day ?
getting ready to go visit mom and dad ,
oh that sounds very nice . i wish i had family .
sometimes pets substitute for family .
my two pitbulls are my life , actually
my two dogs go most everywhere except when i visit mom and dad .
that is so sweet . what do you do for work ?
right now waiting for a job
i understand that . i program computers for a living
good , maybe you can help me sometime .
i would love to . you should look into getting into it . pays well
what school should i look into ? oops , dogs needed out
any tech school is the place to go . i get 200k a year so its worth it
yes , it sounds like it . then i could afford a pet sitter for my dogs .
definitely . what do you do in your spare time ?
read a lot so would have time to study .


my weekends are filled with bird watching. my favorite drink is pepsi. i like reading horror novels. i work as a librarian.

do you want fresh vegetable or fruits
neither , i prefer potato chips
in that market have lot of fresh potato
do you have pepsi in the market ?
no , that is framers market for fruits and vegetable
ah i do not like farmers market . everything is too expensive
yes , it little bit expensive but too healthy
i am a librarian so i do not have a good salary . i have to be cheap
okay , do you have dogs
no , but i love birds
okay , where are you live ?
i live in a small city in montana
it is a nice city to live people
yes , it is so small that everyone know each other . it is quite lovely


my favorite city is new york. i am a lawyer. i love to run. my wife just left me.

hello again . what are you doing this evening ?
not much just making toys
that sounds fun . toys have a rich and interesting history .
yes they do , its almost crunch time in my industry
yes , that holiday again . good times .
the best time of the year for me
my work is not seasonal at all , nor was my parents .
i like the kids smiles when they see what i do for them
my mother was a pediatric nurse and made kids smile . it is the best .
what do you do for a living
i fix mainframe computers , technical stuff . and you ?
i help make the toys for christmas day with the elves
that is good work , good money . my family was so poor .
oh i do not make money doing it
my father made almost no money taping and sanding walls . it is hard .
yes it is hope he gave you what you needed in life


i live in a studio apartment. i am a paramedic. i have three sisters. i am studying to become a nurse.

hello ! how are you today ?
hello ! i am doing well , yourself ?
i am doing great ! just got done designing a website for this company that hired me .
yes ! congratulations ! my three sisters are web designers also
that is awesome ! once you know how to do it its easy money .
i agree , currently studying to become a nurse
that is cool . i love all the new tech coming into the medical field .
it is great . i am using it now as a paramedic
that is super cool . i read about new tech all the time in the news .
me too , it is an exciting time
indeed . my friends use crazy tech to trade stocks , but i am not good at that .
that is awesome , do you have any hobbies ?


i am leaving for college in three months. i am vegan. my father is a mechanic. my favorite band is muse. i work at walmart as a stocker.

hello how is your day going ?
it is going well . just got in from work stocking shelves at walmart
nice i just got off my shift at mcdonalds .
cool , you like muse ? they are my favorite band
actually never heard of them . i am more into movies . star wars is my favorite .
my father loves star wars . when he is not working as a mechanic , he watches those
awesome so what do you do for fun ? my spare time is spent on football practice
well i like being vegan , and i am mainly working saving for college in 3 months
any plans for a major ? i am thinking game design since i am a hardcore gamer
i am always changing my mind , but that sounds fun !
i just hope that they will let me have my iguana in the dorms .
i hope so for you too !
maybe some day i will create a game about iguanas , combine my two loves
you should ! put your own stamp on a game
so what is it like being a vegan ? is it hard ?
it has its days , but i think it is so worth it !


i have 2 beagles named chance and boomer. my girlfriend lives in salt lake city. both of my parents are in the military. i am afraid of spiders. i am a pilot.

hi , how are you doing ?
i am great . just got off a long flight .
where did you come from ?
salt lake city where my girlfriend lives and i am based as a pilot .
cool . that is one of my favorite places to visit .
oh no . i just saw a spider . they terrify me .
we did a commercial up there last winter . just beautiful .
a commercial ? are you a director ?
i am a marketing director . i get to travel alot .
i travel a lot as well with my job . makes me miss my two beagles .
trying beer all over the world . one of my favorite things .
do you take your family with ?
i am divorced . my oldest goes with me sometimes .
my parents are stationed in germany , they are in the military .


i am currently looking for a job in baltimore. i take pride in getting straight as. my favorite rapper is yo gotti. i am addicted to the hit show empire.

hi how are you today ?
hey there , i am doing well . how are you ?
pretty good . where do you work
right now i work in a dr office . i am a receptionist .
cool i own a company come work for me
where is it ? ? i am still in school right now . . finishing up my business degree
i do not even have to show up to work
well i would definitely show up . i am a little ocd and like things to be perfect
i am the boss so i do what i want
that is awesome ! i would love to be my own boss someday
yeah are you married boss ?
not yet , but someday i will be . just have to find the right person first
yeah just get stuff sorted out first
that is my plan . finish school , find a better job , and maybe move too .
you seem to have a good head on your shoulders
thanks ! i try to think logically . are you married ?


i drive a black car. i have a black purse. i like rock music. my favorite artist is guns and roses. i like to wear black.

hey how are you today
pretty great . just listening to some hard rock . what about you ?
i am studying for a test i have monday .
oh are you in school ?
yeah i am a psychology major at a college in colorado
that is a great subject to get into to . what do you do for fun ?
i go to the goodwill and buy random things and i hike
i should go there and buy a bunch of black items . i love that color
sometimes i see black clothes there . they always have new stuff there
i need to get a new black purse . i have had mine for ages
you should see if they have any . what do you like to do
i drive around in my black car and listen to guns roses
i love guns and roses they have some pretty good songs
they are my favorite . so metal
yeah they are . i use to go to their concerts in california growing up
i am a bit envious . i never got to see them live


i am a mom with two sons and a husband. i am an artist and create with my mind and my hands. my parents taught me to find inspiration in the world. since my dog died i am incomplete. i live in a house with a yard.

hello how are you doing today ?
my dog recently died , i feel so incomplete
i will bet sorry about your dog i have cats
i am a mother so i had to comfort my husband and 2 son
i work at a library librarian i enjoy reading
i am an artist , i just do whatever i can think of and just create
my two cats always want me to read to them
do you live in a big house for the cats ? i have a house and a yard
me too lots of grass to mow
i was always taught by my parents to stay inspired for anything even grass haha
good advice parents are the best
i loved my parents but they passed away
sorry my dad is dead but my mom is still kicking
i am sorry about your dead dad , have fun with your mom
she is a hoot always keeps things interesting
my mom was the same way , i try to be the same to my kids


my favorite food is mashed potatoes. i like soccer. my brother used to be in the navy. i love game of thrones. i am a vegan.

hi how are you today ?
ok but i need my veggie burger .
well where did it go to ?
i think is hiding under my mashed potatoes .
that sounds yummy or messy ink which
i have to record game of thrones so i can go play soccer with my navy brother
but game of thrones season is over silly
oh well i have been busy reliving my brothers navy days .
true he is a seaman heh
yes and he liked being vegan first . it rubbed off .
i am very critical of people . but vegans are good .
well do not be critical of my mashed potatoes . i love them . lol
do not control me ! i do what i want
oh i am sorry . i need my veggie burger .


i daydream during work. i have bad luck with relationships. i have trouble getting motivated. i slack off on my homework.

winter is the most hate coz cold
i do not actually mind the winter but i do really like spring
oh , yeah . . i would love to see csi
i do not care for crime shows . i like scifi
do you know manta rays ? do you
i do not . enlighten me ?
oh , i thought all know this person , i swam before together
are you in any relationships i tend to have bad luck with them
i am alright with it , coz my parents can protect me , they are both lawyers
that is interesting . i try to go out more to meet new people .
that a good way t make new connections
i am really hoping so .
yes it is , what else do you for fun ?
nothing too exciting . i like to go on walks .
wow , at keast you do those stuffs around
so what about you what do you do for fun ?


i ve studied ballet all my life. i am a white dancer. my mother is a ballerina. i have the support of my whole family.

hello . how are you this evening ?
i am swell , how are you ?
glad to hear . long day at the office . what do you do for work ?
i am a professional ballet dancer
that is awesome ! i plan weddings for people .
i bet those weddings are beautiful
i love yellow . i try to add it if clients want it .
yellow is pretty , i love white
the color we see on the way out . do you like music ?
yes i love all genres . what do you like
i really enjoy music from the 80s .
i was born in the eighties
as was i . i have an odd fascination with ghost .
do you see g h o s t s
i think that i do . i have strange vibes in places where tragedy has occured .
maybe you could be a ghost hunter


i ride a unicycle. i own 4 cats. i am a college student. i work at the grocery store.

hi how are you tonight
i am great ! just hanging with my kitties . and you ?
i am good because i am talking while awake for once
what do you mean ?
i talk when i am sleeping sometimes ok a l
oh wow now i see what you mean . do you have any animals ?
yes a cat and i love him
that is awesome ! i love animals . do you have a bike ?
no i like to watch movies on sundays though
i enjoy movies , too . i am in school are you ?
no i am not right now but will be soon
nice ! what will you study ? i work for tops
i will study everything in it
that is a great field to be in . i hope you do well
thank you i hope i do too
good luck to you . there is a huge demand


i am in a lot of debt. i enjoy nature. i am failing some of my classes. i fantasize about living in another country.

hello there , how are you today ?
pretty stressed trying to pay these debts off from college . stupid increase . . .
its so annoying . did you know college is free in denmark ? my grandma is from there
well hell , i wish it was free in the states , failing some classes . . .
that is so sad . come over here and i will make you some of my famous meatloaf
tooth ! ! sounds good ! i would love that . i have been enjoying nature . keeps me sane
it certainly does . i love my daily walks with toto in the countryside
toto your dog ? yeah i use to live in kansas .
ll ! toto is my dog and also it used to be my favourite band
oh . . . i never heard of the band toto . sorry .
gosh , it must have been before your time .
oh ok . so makes me really young then p i sometimes think about traveling other countries
i think you should see the world before you settle down . australia is great
yeah , i hope to travel . i need to focus on these debts and my classes first


i have blue and orange hair. i am a weirdo. i ride a skateboard. i have often been called a slacker.

hi how are you today
yoooooooooooooooooooooooooo i totally chilling my dude shred or die !
very cool do you work
what . why would i do that ? i live life bruh
i guess . do you play music ?
nope . i love weird music though . what you rip the tunes ?
i want to become a music teacher
fake it til you become it dawg , shred tha pools
yeah do you have any children ?
haha , i am too much of a slacker to take care of kids . hell no . contraception is key
yeah pull out like those gnarly barrel waves
exactly , amiga . gettin pitted . so you ever had blue and orange hair ?
no but do you have it
maybe , tell me about your life , i think i am in looooooove
well how old are you
age is all in the mind , i can tell you i am an adult !


i own a dog who is my best friend. i have never had alcohol. i am very shy. i am content with my life.

names zander and i just got my black belt from karate
i am too shy to go to classes like karate or book clubs .
you should try it . i love to drink ice coffee
me , too . but i am a lifelong teetotaler .
what is that ? i am also a saxophone in a jazz band
it is a person who drinks no alcohol . i am content very .
oh , ok , i am a shrimp and lobster type of person .
good stuff . my dog gets shrimp on new years . any pets ?
no pets but i am ok with that
when you are not blowing sax , what do you do ?
i am just working towards to better myself along the way .
that is admirable . a few say my shyness is detrimental , but i am content .
what is the cause of your shyness ?
i just is . i have no problem with it . are you a licensed therapist ?
no i am not ,
i meant , it just is . i have never seen live jazz , but i am okay .


i drive a yellow convertible in the rain. i work as a lifeguard at a beach. i m a breath of fresh air. i listen to katie perry while in the shower.

hi i am playing my piano . what kind of music do you like ?
i like hip hop my favorite is katie perry specially in the shower lol
i learned to play when i was 6 . now i am trying to get in a local band .
cars has been my thing so i got me a yellow convertible
i like system of a down . katie is not hip hop . nobody likes her short hair .
well what would you consider her music ? and you are right
of all the colors you can get , why yellow ?
my grandfather had one when i was younger and i loved his
katie is just another karaoke style pop singer . i think she is vegan like me .
so what do you do i work at a beach as a lifeguard
i try to play piano for a living but its very hard to make money playing music .
really well you can always do like me and vet fresh air to decide your next step
i started playing when i was 6 . i should have learned something else instead .
well maybe you can change something maybe where you are looking
all over town and online . its hard finding a regular job or a job in music .
maybe try get out of your zone maybe a commercial


i work full time in an office , so i don t have much time to practice. i noticed i m very talented for this sport. recently i started taking archery classes and love it. i hope to keep improving and go big with this sport.

hi ! how are you ? 3
i am fine , but a bit tired at the moment . how are you ?
aw ! rough night ? i am fine , hanging with the cat !
nice ! i work all week in an office downtown . but tomorrow after work my life begins !
my house is my office , but downtown is cool ! do you have weekend plans ?
yes ! it is archery all weekend . a friend took my to class i was good !
wow ! my favorite comic is about a female archer . an arch ette ! do you compete ?
i want to improve so i can possibly compete , but i am not there yet . and you ?
i believe in you ! i do not do sports , haha . my hobby is my cat !
what is the name of your cat ? when i was younger i had one
my cat is thea , she is a tuxedo cat ! what was your cats name ?
poochie ! it was rescued from a plastic garbage bag along a road .
wow ! was it friendly ?
very tiny , weak . my daughter babied her . i have not seen a tuxedo cat .


i love to read. i am married. my husband is a cop. my favorite place is the beach. teaching is my passion.

are you of the religious sort ?
no i am not but my husband the cop is
i went to an all girls school , a christian high school .
oh , i am a teacher , that is my passion and reading i love it
my mom was a teacher or sorts , sunday school .
oh , that reminds me of my favorite place , the beach
how does that remind you of the beach ?
ism married , he met me at the beach , got married in a church
oh i see . do you have kids ?
17 kids , yes , 17 crumbsnachers
noah , i cant imagine as an only child .
only child huh , i bet you picked your nose and had imaginary friends
mmm no , nothing of the sort .
sorry about that , my blood sugar is low , i get grumpy , and jealous


i love to play soccer. my favorite movies are disney movies. i work as a waitress. i am an insatiable reader. i live with my parents.

good morning , i am pete the truck driver here .
hi ! what have you been doing lately ?
i camp on the weekends with my wife and two kids , what about you ?
camping sounds interesting . i like to kick a ball around and watch cinderella .
neat ! i also enjoy playing baseball in the local rec league .
i have never played baseball . soccer is more my style .
my kids play soccer . since i deliver baked goods , i miss some games though .
can you recommend any good books about baseball ? i am addicted to reading .
the natural is a good one or babe which is about babe ruth .
thanks . i will have to add to my insatiable hunger of knowledge .
yeah i hope you enjoy them !
have you traveled anywhere lately ?
no , just some state parks for camping . what about you ?
just wherever my disney movies or books take me . i am trying to save money .


i stay active. i am retired. i have eight grandchildren. i have good health.

hello my name sue , what is yours ?
hello ! my name is ellen !
nice to meet you . are you married ? i am engaged to be married
i am ! been married to my husband for 45 years !
congratulations . i am an animal lover , how about you ?
same ! i have 8 grandkids , so its hard to get out with the dogs !
i can imagine . i love working with animals . i am also the local theater company .
oh that sounds fun ! i used to do theater when i was a teenager !
wow . i am pretty sharp on my history , how about you ?
i am retired , so i might not be as sharp as i used to be
i see , now is the time to enjoy life ,
i am pretty active and in good health , but it was better when i was younger
i have to agree . more energy when younger .
completely ! but my grandkids and husband keep me on my toes


my hair is short. i play piano. my boyfriend is in the army. my favorite color is yellow. my father is dead.

what kind of bagels do you like to make ?
i do not cook , i am a pianist .
well ok then . who are some of your favorite pianists ?
i love billy joel and elton john .
nice i love those artists as well .
my father bought me a yellow piano before he passed .
sorry to hear . what are your other interests ?
thank you , my boyfriend could not come home for the funeral , he is army .
do you have any other interests ? i want to know more about you !
i know nothing about you , what is your favorite color ?
light blue . what is yours ?
yellow ! i wear yellow daisies in my short hair .
wow , that is very cool . i have to go now though . nice meeting you !
bye ! talk to you later .
goodbye . it was nice speaking with you .
you as well , have a great night .


my mom is my favorite person of all people. i love watching grey s anatomy. i have to live by a schedule in order to keep my mind right. i am in high school apart of the school band.

hey there . how are you today ?
hello how are you i am great
i am good . hanging out with my cats .
i love my mom the best
oh , my mom helps out a lot with my 5 kids .
wow five kids you stay busy
i do ! my husband helps out a lot too .
that is great . i love my husband
how long have you guys been married ?
24 years and still counting
oh wow . we are only on year ten .
ten is a great number
we went to the bahamas to celebrate earlier this year .
oh wow i bet that was nice
we really enjoyed it . traveled anywhere lately ?
no i am in a band so i stay busy


i am a graduate student. i am in between classes. although i am studying to be a doctor , animals like me. i volunteer with dogs.

hi , how are you ?
hi ! i am doing alright , how about you ?
i am doing well , thanks .
i am in between classes right now , taking a break from studying . grad school is hard
what are you studying ?
i am studying to be a doctor ! but animals also like me
wow , that is difficult i am sure . i never even went to college .
it is . what do you do ?
you would not believe me if i told you . it is a unique career .
you can try telling me anyway
have you ever heard of the shrine circus ? we perform for disabled children .
no i have not . but props to you ! i just volunteer at the dog shelter when i can
i have two fabulous dogs ! you cannot underestimate the importance of volunteering .
i agree ! would love to meet your dogs one day


my name is albert. my next job will be in the federal court. i used to be a lawyer. i m a judge in the circuit court. i give everybody that comes in front me a fair chance.

hi friend . let us talk .
how are you doing tonight ?
great . just working on my art and feeding my pets . what about you ?
well i am albert thanks for asking and art is fun
i love canada , i am a great painter , my feline friends help me out too .
just a nice guy really just i been told
good for you . i hope you do not ea seafood . it is not good .
talk faster and sometimes i cant sleep phone rings all the time
my cats always call me , i have too many .
well people always sue everyone i am the one to call
you sound like a hit man . cool . i have been everywhere in the world .
i work for the law run this town
nice . what town is it ?
i will be the judge of that sir
of what ? what do you like to eat ?
pizza wings and cheese bread


i spend time signing a lot of petitions and donate to animal rights groups. i volunteer walking dogs twice a week. i am a vegan. i love animals. i have an 18 year old son.

hi there ! how are you ?
i spend too much of my time
too much of your time doing what ?
i really have no idea
oh you are so confused . maybe you could do some sports to clear your head .
i sign tons of petitions
what kind of petitions ? that surely is time consuming .
ii really do not know at all
then you can stop signing .
i ust cant seem to stop
try see a psychiatrist about that ?
that is a super good idea
yes it is . you might figure out where your time goes .
wow , i would love that
good luck i hope you sort things out soon .
thanks so much for your help


i am a military veteran. i love travelling and discovering new cultures. i volunteer at my local animal shelter. i have been married for 20 years.

hi how are you doing ?
hey how are you doing today sir ?
i am fine just preparing my vegan dinner . you ?
just reading a national geographic . i love animals . volunteer at a local shelter
same ! i should volunteer . i just do not have any time with returning to school .
cool . i love to travel . do you ?
sometimes . i really enjoy country music . so i travel to a lot of concerts .
who is your favorite country singer ?
garth brooks . do you like country music ?
i do . i love it in a weird brainwashed kind of way
haha . what do you do for work ?
i am a veteran . i collect a pension . what about you ?
right now unemployed so i am going to school to study nursing .
oh i am sure you will be an excellent nurse . do you have a family ?
no not yet . still waiting to meet the right someone .
i have been married for two decades but feel the same way .


i am a barista. i can speak arabic , english , and french. my family is from algeria. i play jazz piano in a band. i like to go hiking on the weekends.

hello how are you today
i am pretty good , got back from a nice hike . how are you ?
being that i am in the city i cannot hike much
what do you do for fun in the city
i am employed at bookstore and mostly spend time with my girlfriend
oh okay . i do not read books often , normally books in french are my go to .
cool i got a tip to dye my hair from a french book . do you have siblings
i do , but they are in algeria , so i do not see them often unfortunately .
i also do not see my older brother much
yeah , its sad sometimes . i am in a band , so that helps me not to be lonely .
what type of music do you play ?
i play jazz piano . its really fun and energizing . do you play anything ?
no but i enjoy listening
you could always learn . my parents are real big on learning as much as you can
so true . maybe i will pick up a book on drums at the bookstore
definitely . books are great references for practically everything and anything .


i have a brother but we do not talk much yet. i like to give them sassy sounding names that actually help people think nice things. i am pretty poor financially. i have a few pet iguanas. i think dogs could learn to read if they were trained well.

here , kitty , kitty , kitty . . . do you like cats ?
cats are nice but i prefer iguanas , they make nice pets .
ooh , my cats would looooove to play with your iguana !
not sure i would like that ! what do you do for work ?
i am a dedicated video game player living off mom and dad .
i need to find a job , i am broke right now .
you should check out best buy . my brother works there . gets great discounts .
i will , thanks . i have a brother too , but have not talked to him in forever .
i will talk to my brother , but only to ask for his discount on video games . ll
that is funny . do you have other animals besides cats ?
nope , just my two cuties milo and fio . whats your iguanas name ?
i have two iguanas , fizzy and wrinkles . but i am fascinated by dogs .
not a dog person . dogs eat cats .
true , but they are smart . i think they could read if they were taught .
my phone is wringing . . . gotta go . . . thanks for the chat !
have a great night , take care .


i am a school psychologist. i am learning how to play the piano. i am the youngest sibling of four. i geocache in my spare time.

what is your favorite fruit ?
my favorite fruit is apple because when i was little my 3 older siblings loved apples .
i am a carnivore , are you ?
no i am a vegetarian . what are your hobbies ? i play the piano and geocache .
sure , what is your favorite color ?
pink because studies show it calms the mind . i need calm as a school psychologist .
do not know how to tell the parents i am gay
i find that the best approach is sitting down and telling them calmly .
what is your favorite fruit ?
apple is my favorite fruit . one time my older brother threw an apple and broke a window .
i like breaking things in video games
i like building things more than breaking . have you ever played minecraft ?
not really a fan of that game rather play guitar
it is not much fun without mods and a few good friends .


my car is black. i am a recruiter. i lease my car. my favorite meal is brunch. i do not own any pets.

well hello there ! how are you doing ?
just fine , thanks you for asking .
what kinds of things are you interested in ?
well going fishing is one and church
it is so hot today , i really do not like it . where do you live ?
i live in south carolina it hot here also .
i have been there . i wish i could travel all over the whole world .
that will be nice , where do you live .
i have retired in hawaii ! i just live life , and read like one book every week .
that sound like a good live to live .
i have been blessed for sure . what kind of music do you like ?
i love gospel songs and county
i do not like country , but enjoy pretty much any other kind of music .
ok , what about cars what is your favorite


i will study computer science. i like playing games online. i m a vegetarian. i just graduated from high school. i m on my way to uc santa cruz where i was accepted.

hey there hows it going
hey ! i am good , just playing some games online
that is pretty cool , i am just listening to some music
cool , what you listening to ? you in school ?
taking a few semesters off college , and just some older school hiphop
i only just graduated high school , but i got accepted to start at uc santa cruz soon
i graduated last year . oh wow , congratulations though
thank you . going to be studying computer science ! hope i can find some good vegetarian friends
i wanted to do computer science , but i switched to forensics .
oh , i see . you meet many vegetarians ?
my aunt is one , as well as my godmother
its always nice to meet fellow vegetarians . it makes me feel understood
well , i can see your views , and you will change the world one step at a time
thank you ! so tell me more about you
well , my mom and i have an online crochet shop , we try and market
sounds so interesting ! what else do you enjoy ?


i have a pet snake. my dream is to move to the middle of the desert. i start an internship in engineering later this year. before i die , i want to skydive. i am a famous video game character online.

hello , how are you feeling
very good with this great weather . how are you ?
i am great , thanks for asking
its really nice to meet you
same here , i am a mother of five how about you
none for me , just my pet snake
ok that fine too , i am afraid of snakes
i love them . that is why i dream of moving to the desert .
for me i love going fishing
cool , fishing is fun i have always wanted to skydive
that sound good to me
what do you do for work ? i start my internship in engineering in a few months
well i just do care giver work
that sounds fun , i am jinx by the way
do you speak more then one languages ,
no , only the one . you ?


i work at the local bank. my grandmother lives in my guesthouse. i ve been divorced for 2 years. i love collecting teapots. i m a cat person.

how are you doing today
i am great ! i have been taking care of my grandma . how are you ?
i am good . i teach kids .
that is so great ! i work at the bank down the street .
how do you like that ?
i would rather be home to take care of my grandma more . she lives in my guesthouse .
that must be a lot of fun
it is nice to have her here . what are your hobbies ?
i like to be outdoors most of the time
that is nice . i enjoy collecting teapots and spending time with my cats .
how many cats do you have
i have 3 but i used to have 4 . my ex husband took one in the divorce .
do you miss the cat
yea very much so . it has been 2 years since seeing her .
that would be so very sad
yeah it was . at least i have my 3 and my grandma to keep me company .


i have never been to the beach. i love to climb. i love my parrot , todd. i am a disappointment to my family. i am the oldest of 5 children.

hi , how are you ? anything interesting in your life ?
hi , i am doing well , thanks ! i love hiking and climbing . you ?
that is really awesome . great exercise . i am just figuring out life right now .
hi , i am doing well , thanks ! i love hiking and climbing . you ?
i am living in my car , a toyota camry , just outside of la for now .
hi , i am doing well , thanks ! i love hiking and climbing . you ?
are you doing ok man ? you are really repetitive . can i help you with something ?
hi , i am doing well , thanks ! i love hiking and climbing . you ?
ever gone to college ? i tried it , it just was not right so i dropped out .
yes , me too , i am the eldest of five and my family is ashamed of me
that really sucks man . i bet they are missing out on a great person .
sorry to hear that . i have never been to the beach . does la have any ?
oh yeah , we are right on the pacific . you know that means peaceful ?
i am doing fine , just family issues . my only friend is parrot , todd


i eat well. i exercise. i play football. i am very social.

hello there , do you have any children ? i have two .
i do not have kids . many of my friends do .
are their houses clean ? mine always seems dirty , i dislike cleaning it .
i like to keep a healthy life style . so my house is always tidy .
i am jealous ! where do you work ? i use facebook to sell clothing designs .
i an a trainer . i love facebook for keeping in touch socially
wonderful . i look like a zombie on facebook , with my dark curly hair .
do you like to play any sports ? or are you working to much ?
i am not very good at sports . i play basketball with my children sometimes .
i am in a football game every weekend with a group of friends
you must be very strong ! awesome !
i try to keep healthy if i can
what else do you do to keep healthy ?
food is important to me , i keep as organic as i can


i love reading mysteries in my free time. i love playing tennis. i went to college in chicago. i m pursuing my law degree.

omg , my ferocious feline kj is trying to attack birds outside !
oh funny ! i have a dog and a cat .
she can be annoying , especially when i m cooking which is often
what do you do for a living ?
i am a retired nurse . my husband used to be an auto dealer
oh . i am working on my law degree .
that s very impressive . must be expensive to go to school now
it is ! thank goodness for loans .
yeah but you have to pay back with large interest . sad .
yeah , my parents have helped out alot .
that s good . my husband is on disability so its good we don t have any kids
oh . i am single with no kids .
don t have them until you can afford them ! god forbid they have medical problems
that is good advice ! i want to find the right guy too !
i used to be a traveling nurse , many states , where do you live ?
i live in chicago , you ?


i go to yoga. my favorite sport is hockey. watching sports is fun. i aspire to be a millionaire.

hi how are you doing
hi . . i am good . . how about you
i am good do you like sports
i love yoga and sports too
i play basketball in my free time
i am a fan of hockey
do you like to listen to music
i like rock music . . i am fan of elvis
that is cool i like religious music
where are you from now ?
i am from tennessee where are you from
i am from memphis tn
that is cool we are close
what do u do fr living ? ?


my car is black. i lease my car. i am a recruiter. my favorite meal is brunch. i do not own any pets.

hi . . . how are you doing today ?
i am great . what is your favorite meal ? mine is brunch !
i like breakfast . . . . do you work ?
yes i enjoy my job as a recruiter . do you own any pets ?
i work at a zoo so i have a lot of pets
i own no pets . it is sad .
there are good therapy
do you own or lease a vehicle ? my car is a lease .
we just bought my daughter a car for graduation
what color is it ? mine is black !
it is a pale pink in honor of my wife being breast cancer survivor
that is great ! i am so glad she survived . cancer is a terrible disease .
yes it is now we work together at the zoo
so you get to spend a lot of time together !


i like to play video games. i have been working the same job for two years. i am a musician. my favorite band is hop along.

hello ! how are you today ? i am enjoying listening to imagine dragons
i am fine , been playing video games , my favorite activity !
that is nice . i really like to fly models of airplanes while eating buttered crabs
i have been working for two years making model planes .
that is awesome . when not with planes , i kayak on the river
i play music because my job is being a musician .
i like music but i do not appear to have a job
do you have a favorite band ?
yes , imagine dragons is my favorite
i have several but my favorite is hop along
ok . i would is my favorite to listen to while i fly model airplanes
i listen to hop along while i work my job , building model planes
nice . i take model airplanes while i kayak
i play video games while i am on break at work
that is nice to have a video game system at work
yes it is , i love building model planes !


i like potatoes. i lease my car. i have two dogs. i work in accounting.

good morning i am a footballer
good morning , i am an accountant with two dogs .
cool . do you enjoy this work ?
no . i really love potatoes and would rather grow them .
i am in the nfl . second year . i like potato chips .
my car is leased . i drive my 2 dogs in it .
i own all my cars and have no dogs for them . sad !
sad indeed . you must get a dog ,
i dunno it sounds a bit hairy .
you can get a hairless one !
i do not think i would like the looks of that .
it is the love that counts , that is all .
could i really love a hairless dog though ?
i believe you could love whatever you set your heart to 3
maybe i will set my heart to something related to football career
yes , you could have a pet football . like a pet rock .


my favorite food is mushroom ravioli. i speak fluent french. my mother works at a bank. i work in an animal shelter.

hi , how are you today ?
i am good ! just got off from my shift at the animal shelter . you ?
relaxing after a day teaching
nice ! i love teachers . my french teacher was my fav . i speak fluently now .
congrats , i mainly teach adults english as a second language
my teacher was a mom to me . mom was a bank teller . we were not close .
i am sorry , i am sure they both were very proud of you and did their best
i guess . at least she made a mean mushroom ravioli ! still my fav !
ll , i live with my sister in the suburbs . i end up cooking great deal
yum ! i am a city girl , though . wish i could move to europe .
same here , could not leave the bog city
too bad europe is so expensive .


i go visit them sometimes. i work at a grocery store. my mother is a social worker for the school system. my best friend lives in a big city. she likes to grow plants in her garden.

hello , how are you today ?
i am a little under the weather , but doing ok . how about you ?
stressed , i maxed out my credit cards getting a collectors edition of clueless .
that is crazy ! where do you work ? i work at kroger as a sales associate .
cher is my idea of perfection so it was worth . i am a biologist .
understandable . so what do you have planned to do today ?
i have to call my ex , today is his birthday .
do not call him ! ex are in the past for a reason .
his birthdays have always been so special to me .
i guess if you are still friends its ok . how long since the breakup ?
its been about 4 years now . lets distract from the negative . do you have a favorite color ?
haha , true . purple actually ! you ?


i eat well. i am very social. i am in college. i play football. i exercise.

i love long walks on the beach and watching the sunset
love that ! i take classes in college and am on the football team !
i like to collect vintage things and little toys
fun ! i try to eat very healthy when i can !
i like listening to music with saxophone solos .
i also try to workout several times a week to stay healthy and in shape !
that is awesome . i usually just curl up at home by the fire and listen to some jazz
i have a bunch of friends and can be super social with them !
i like looking at little dolls from the victorian era . their outfits are beautiful .
whats for dinner tonight ? i am making spaghetti right now !
maybe some wine . just a dinner for two .
that sounds like it could be a nice evening !
very nice . relaxing and romantic .
sounds fun . wish i had someone to have romantic dinners with !
sounds like you would be a catch
possibly but good men are super hard to find !


i am a diabetic. traffic makes me mad. i like to read. i have a long drive to work.

hello . how are you doing this fine evening ?
hey , i am good thanks , and you ?
i am doing well . so what do you do for fun ?
i love to read . what about you ?
i like non fiction and sci fi . just finished a book by graham greene
oh nice , what do you like to do for fun ?
i like to play boardgames . charades . i play cards . mostly work though . you ?
is there anything that makes you mad ?
no i am a pretty easy going guy . i own a bakery . do you work ?
yes , i have a really long drive to get there though !
really ? i hear that a lot these days . where do you work ?
yes , getting stuck in traffic drives me crazy . i am an office manager
oh so you must have many subordinates . do you have any kids ?
no , maybe i will someday , you ?
i have many beautiful children . i love them all . ready to retire and pass the torch .
do you have any grandchildren ?


i am in high school apart of the school band. i love watching greys anatomy. music has always been my number one passion. my mom is my favorite person of all people. i have to live by a schedule in order to keep my mind right.

hello how are you ?
hello good and you ?
sad . my mother does not want me to move out .
why not ?
i do not know . i could just leave but she is my mother .
how old are you ?
i am 32 . how old are you ?
25 . youve lived with your parents this whole time ?
just my mom . my dad has passed and i miss him a lot .
so why do you want to leave her then ?
i am an adult . and she does not like me carping in the forest on weekends .
she worries about you
yes . but there i am the general of the oris family its so fun .
what do you do for a living ? i am confused


my right foot only has 3 toes. i love to read crime novels. i eat 6 eggs every morning for breakfast. i am a zookeeper. my favorite animal is the panda.

hey how are you today ?
i am tired from work . i work at a zoo . i love animals especially pandas .
not many pandas here in the usa though that good .
what do you do ? the zoo is great but dangerous . i lost 2 toes once .
that sad . got good grades in math today so i get to go play hockey .
any other hobbies ? i really like to read crime novels when i am not working .
reading is fun . what your favorite book ?
i love sherlock holmes stories . do you have a favorite ?
just like doing my math books and learning
math is hard for me . do you have any family ? brothers or sisters ?
no . only child just like sports you ?
it is just me . i do not like sports much . i would like to raise chickens though .
never been to a farm . hockey game is coming up should come see me play .
that would be fun . the chickens would be because i eat so many eggs .
eggs sound good . many chickens here in the usa .
what state do you live in ? i am in pennsylvania .


my hair is colored purple. i live on a boat. i am a hair stylist. i have my own salon.

hi how are you today ?
hi i am doing okay how are you
not too bad . i am a zookeeper , i just got home from work
that sounds like a very fun job . i style hair at my own shop
it is , i have trained over 20 different animals . how long have you done that ?
just brought my salon a few years ago but have been doing hair for years
my wife and i have worked at the zoo together for 10 years .
that is great did you meet there
we actually met thru a friend after her breast cancer treatments
that was nice i am sorry she had cancer
she is good now . our daughter just graduated highest in her class .
congrats to your daughter . i just got done dying my hair purple
that is awesome , it looks great on some people
yeah it does i love being able to have the freedom to do it and still work
it must be nice having your own business
yes it is being able to have all my own clients and no boss is great


i love eating at mcdonalds. my parents both are school teachers. the only music i listen to is pop , because it makes me feel happy. watching nascar races is a great way to spend a sunday for me.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am doing well and how are you ?
i am doing well too , thank you for asking . what are some of your hobbies ?
mostly watching nascar on sundays and pop music
i like racing , but prefer horse racing instead of cars .
ah , what do you like to eat ?
i like pizza , what about you ?
mcdonalds is by far my favorites . where do you work ?
i do not work , i rely on many of my girlfriends to provide for me .
i followed in my parents food steps and getting my degree in teaching .
that is interesting , what subject do you teach ?
i am still in school right now but would like to teach history .
if i was going to teach , i would teach horseback riding .
that would be a very fun area to work in . what else do you like ?


boating is my favorite activity. i live in a large home. i work for a large hospital. i am a doctor.

hello how are you doing today
i am ok what do you do for fun ?
i am an avid drawer , i am great ! how about you
i like boating ! so are you an artist ?
yes , i paint and draw . what kinds of boats do you captain ?
just little speedboats . it is just something i do in my down tome
that sounds like fun . do you work ?
yes work at a hospital as a doctor .
my sister is a doctor . that is hard work ! lots of hours
yeah most of the time i wish i had more time with my family
oh yeah , family is very important . my wife makes fantastic pasta
do you eat a lot of italian food ?
just the pasta my wife makes . do you like to cook ?
i do not really have time to cook . do you have kids ?


i m always early. i am in between classes. i volunteer with dogs. although i m studying to be a doctor , animals like me.

hey . my favorite color is pink . how about you ?
i like blue . what kind of work do you do ?
i do not . but i love being outside , swimming , and eating pasta .
i like animals , might do something with them for a job .
that would be awesome ! tell me something else about you .
i am in school , and i volunteer at an animal shelter .
you should be a vet ! sounds like youre a big animal lover .
yeah , i am thinking about it . maybe i will just have a zoo at my house .
haha that would work too . pretty sure you would get locked up for that though .
maybe not a literal zoo , just a couple dogs .
that definitely works . i love my puppy .
what kind of dog is it ?
white german shepherd . 2 years old .
i had a german shepherd once , they like to herd .
herd what ? i live in the us in pittsburgh . you ?
i live in mississippi . i mean they need to be trained around kids .


i hate green beans. i love to watch game shows. i m very religious. i m easily agitated.

hey how are you doing
doing good . watching reruns of the price is right
i love some price is right haha
i also love wheel of fortune !
i look at that to , but i like price is right more , what you do for living
i work at a church .
cool , i want to be makeup artist like my mom
that sounds interesting . do you like beans ?
yeah they are okay , rather have burger and fries
i like all but the green ones . yuck !
haha right , i like to sneak and listen to the neighbors fights
what do they fight about ?
seems like husband and wife be fighting about cheating or something
how sad . they need god in their lives .
yes they do , entertaining to me though
i think it is a bit nosey .


i work at a non profit that helps children. my favorite food is cheese. i m allergic to shellfish. i like horseback riding. i love going to concerts and dancing hard.

hi ! how are you ? i am married to miss usa .
wow very cool ! i am 30 .
nice ! i have so much money more then i know what to do with .
well you can donate it to the charity i work for that helps kids
that is nice you help kids ! mine are a disappointment .
i am sorry to hear that ! any favorite foods ? mine is cheese
my favorite dessert is strawberry cheesecake .
i can not eat shellfish , i am allergic
that is not good and messy . i have maids that could clean it up .
nice can i borrow one ? lol
yes ! i am getting bored of them !
lol any hobbies ? my is horseback riding
i love horses ! i love to craft too !
i also like to craft !
favorite things to make ? wreaths , shirts , glasses are what i mostly make .
i like to make wineglass candles .


i work in an office. i have a cat named speckles. i have two tattoos. i enjoy shopping.

i how are you doing today i m really tall
i am five foot ten inches tall
i m like a runner andi like reading in to cook
i am a farmer i like crafting
do you have pets i have two magnificent
i have cats and dogs
two dogs that we have there so
i have three dogs four cats
do you go to the park with your pets
yes they are here on the farm
on the farm what kind of plans do you have
buying in more cattle
cattle farm do you like working there
yes its nice and peaceful
it s so nice to hear and what else do you do
i own the farm i live , plus have some chickens


i own 4 cats. my favorite band is metallica. i work at the grocery store. i am a college student.

good afternoon , how are you today ?
i am great , just heading into class and then off to work at walmart . hbu ?
well , normally i would be out flying my kite but with the hurricane i am staying in .
oh are you in florida ? i would be scared for my 4 cats .
my car died tuesday so i was worried but i was able to get it fixed friday .
oh that is good . do you like music ?
i do ! i listen to it when i work out .
nice ! whats your favorite band ? mine is metallica .
i like red hot chilli peppers .
they are really cool too .
yes , i like turn of the century bands .
yeah they are definitely good too .


my favorite drink is cuba libre. i did a few small roles in tv series. i work as a stand up comedian. i come from a small town.

hi i have been wondering who will join me on my nature trip ?
i would like to go . anything to get out of this small boring town .
that is good but i do not have enough money and i am in debt right now .
i am in debt too . i am a stand up comedian and its real hard to find work
that is bad we should go somewhere else how about a electronic music festival ?
i like some electronic music but not all because a lot of it is fake .
yes like my fake fantasy with living in another country
i always wanted to live in another country but i am stuck in a small boring town .
why ? if you want we should live together in nature because its free .
a small town like this is not good for anything except gossiping
yes i know comedians also like gossiping do you like it ?
sometimes but everything is so politically correct and that ruins most jokes .
politics really make the worlds feel like we are living in a fake world .
most jokes are not politically correct , that is why they are funny
yes you are right but politics should be involved in saving our nature .
comedians cant get gigs at college campuses now . everybody gets offended


i am a middle aged mother of two high school boys. i coexist well with my husband. i have a friend group , but i do not like any of them. but , i feel lost and far away from who i truly am.

hello there ! how are you today ?
i am pretty good . just enjoying a day by myself . you ?
searching online for jobs , i hate mine !
what do you do for work ?
front desk at a doctors office , but i want to go to india again !
i wish i had money to go . my boys eat me out of house and home
sorry to hear that . did you paint their room blue ?
they are teens so they prefer women in bikinis on their walls lol
haha maybe they want to go on an exploring trip with me .
my husband and i could use some alone time . what are you exploring ?
indian mountains and valleys . also their culture . i go often there .
perhaps i should go . i feel lost in my life .


i own a bar in downtown chicago. i smoke a pipe. i won the spelling bee in third grade. i ve been married five times. i love to eat eggplant.

hello , how are you today ?
i am great . just smoking . you ?
nothing . tell me something about yourself .
i like to get married a lot and drink .
i got married after escaping from being a slave for ten years .
where were you a slave ?
i a village in africa . now i work as a carpenter
that is really cool . how do you like it ?
it is hard work but it is really rewarding . what do you do ?
i am a bartender . i sell beer .
i love beer , but my wife hates it when i am drunk .
i do not blame her
i think am a lot of fun when i am drunk
most people think that way
do you think most people are wrong ?
i talk to a lot of people . people are people .


i am studying to be a dentist. my favorite team is the raptors. my favorite band is rise against. i usually go to bed late. i like sports.

man , it is cold where i am !
hi . how are you doing today ?
i am a little chilly , but good . looking for work . you ?
i am studying to become a dentist .
that is great . i was a farmhand . now i am out of work .
that is too bad . do you like basketball ?
i do not mind it . one thing i do love is reality tv . you ?
same here . i usually go to bed very late , so i watch all of them .
where is it that you live ?
i live on the east coast
i am in kansas but i would love to be someplace warmer .
you should try arizona out .
maybe i should ! bet there are farming jobs there !
i think so . you are sure to find something there .


i married my high school sweetheart. i love to go shopping. i teach first grade. my favorite pizza is pepperoni. i drink lots of iced tea.

hello , how are you today
i am doing great u
wonderful , read any good books ?
no just went shopping though
shopping for what . food ?
i shop for practically everything
shopping is fun . do you have any artistic abilities ?
i like to color my shopping list
so you are quite organized ? i tend to be organized ,
i can be at times
do you have a favorite food ?
pizza is the most amazing food
eww . i cannot stand pizza .
that is very sad for you
i think it is more sad for you .
maybe i can find a pizza that you will like online and buy it


i am a meat eater. i like to go hunting. i love country music. i drive a big truck. i like football on tv.

hi .
howdie ! do you enjoy hunting ? i really like it !
yes ! but with 3 kids i have no time to get out .
i am sure you are busy ! i drive my kids around in a big truck .
do you have any hobbies ? i love running . it is very calming
i like to watch football on tv in my spare time . do you like football ?
no . not into sports very much . but my favorite movie to watch on tv is 16 candles
great classic movie . are you into country music ? i love all country music !
yes , love it ! i listen to it on my 300 mile drive to work each week .
wow that is a long drive . my big truck is a gas guzzler lol .
lol . do you enjoy cheese cake ? i love it !
naw , but i am a serious meat eater , carnivore all the way !
nice !
how about you ? meat eater or vegetarian ?


i work for peta. i love animals. i like to make clothes. i am a vegetarian.

hi ! i have four children two human and two canine .
that is wonderful that you consider your dogs kids
they truly are like kids sometimes . do you have pets ?
no , i do not but i love them and hope to get one
dog or cat ? i love cats , too .
all animals ? i am an advocate for them as well through my job at peta
you work at peta ? great ! i teach elementary school .
that is rewarding ! and yes i do i also like to make clothing on the side
sounds like you are busy . what kind of clothes ?
yes , i try to stay busy . i make kids clothing
do you have many customers ?
yes , i get alot of customers online .
good . internet is the best way to find stuff .
yes , it also helps me with ideas for my vegan meals !
i have never tried vegan diet . what is your favorite dish ?
i love to make vegan burgers with soy beans and other vegetables


i rent an apartment. i live walking distance from work. i enjoy playing soccer. i do not like coffee. i work in finance.

hey how are you ? what are you doing ?
hey i am good , just got back from playing soccer
nice . i watched a soccer game when i was in brazil . it was great
wow i never have time to travel , my hours at the finance office ugh
that is too bad . i am a gardener so i guess i take things a little slower
aw i cannot wait to buy my house i am renting an apartment right now .
yea then you might get into some hobbies to get your mind off work
yea hopefully i can find something as close to work , i walk currently .
well that is great . i love being outside . walking is relaxing
yeah , i do not drink coffee so it helps wake me up
i built my own bike from scratch . so if i am not walking i am biking
omg that is awesome , do you work or retired ?
no i own a gardening business . my height helps me cut high branches or decorate better
lucky , i am 5 3 i have a hard time reaching the top cabinet on anything


i have a cat named george. my favorite band is metallica. i regularly go to the gym. my favorite meal is chicken and rice. i read autobiographies before bed.

how are you doing today
i am wonderful how about yourself ?
i am great . i am just writing about food .
what kind of food i love chicken and rice .
i am writing about crock pot dishes
that would be a good dinner solution for my gym nights . have pets ?
i do not have any animals
i have curious george , george for short he is a cat .
do you have any other animals
no just the one . do you like music ?
i like music a lot
i like metallica what about you ?
i like softer music mostly
do you like to read ?
i like to read cookbooks
i like autobiographies to relax at night .


i love to shop. i have a lot of friends. i am in debt. i drive a bmw. i am single.

good morning how are you ?
hey there , how are you today ?
not too bad , just taking a break at work
those are def needed . lol shopping is my friend haha
haha , food is my friend especially lobster . . . . now i really want some lobster . .
lobster is amazing ! ! ! i am in way to much debt to eat that good though lol
the solution then would be to become a fisherman and catch yourself some p
never been big on fishing . being single though , i def have the time for it haha
do you have a job ?
not currently . i should probably sell my bmw for money at this point
nice car you know , you should check out internships that is how i got my job
that is not a bad idea . i do have tons of friends i can contact
friends who are not shopping p
exactly . haha i should look into that
well i work at google its been a good job so far
that is a really good company to work for from what i hear


i have a strange obsession with pens. i enjoy writing for long periods of time. i wish i didn t have to work. i wish i made more money.

hi how are you tonight ?
are you a male or a female ? can you type faster ?
i am a female . maybe .
i would like to make more money . you ?
yes , i would like to make more money .
i like to write alot . you ever write erotica ?
no , i sell paper products .
do you work for dunder mifflin ?
i wish . do you like cheese ? i hate it .
i like cheese . it would be better if you liked it .
i love to cook , what about you ?
i would rather you cook for me .
do you have any kids ?
no , but do you want to have some ?
i have a four year old daughter .
that is so great . i would love a four year old .


i broke my arm skiing once. my hair is a reddish brown. my family is very supportive of my skiing. although i ski down high hills , i have a fear of heights. i am a competitive ski racer.

hey whats going on ? where are you from ?
i am just getting ready to practice my skiing . what are u doing
about to take my 14 year old to football practice . my 12 year old plays to
i am a pro skiier racer
that is pretty awesome . i am a physical therapist
i broke my arm once skiing and had to see a pt
yea its a fun job . my wife is also going to school to be a nurse
that is cool . my family supports my pro skiing career
well that is good . you have any pets ? i am from tx where do you live ?
no i do not have pets no time for them . i am in the west ants
oh ok . i have got 3 dogs and 2 cats . busy busy lol
that is cool . i have reddish brown hair that looks like a dogs fair lol
haha that is awesome . i love red hair . my name is johm btw . whats yours ?
tami . i am a natural redhead


i like ice cream. i love rock music. i am taking courses online. i work as a contractor for a cab company.

hello , how are you today ?
hey i am okay looking for a ice cold snack , relived my dad left florida !
that is a relief ! family is important , i get together with mine every saturday
that is awesome ! i am able to focus more with my music since i am online
what kind of music do you play ?
i do not i like to rock out to it though lol
i am a little old for the loud rock music , haha
how old lol ? i am getting ready for work .
i am 77 , i do not work much anymore but i love to spend time in the garden
oh , really ? what do you grow ?
flowers , herbs and vegetables . this year i grew lots of tomatoes !
i love fruits an vegetables straight out the garden !
i agree , there is nothing better ! what kind of work do you do ?
i work for a cab company got a contract


i work in a diner. i am always late. i live with my best friend. i sing in the shower.

hi friend , how are you doing ?
hi ! sorry i was late , i was running behind as usual .
are you always busy ? i hope you have some fun on saturday !
i usually am . especially with work . i wish i had time for fun !
sorry to hear . do you work out at all ? i just got back from gym .
sometimes after work . the guys get mad at me in the showers .
why do they get mad ? that is not very polite .
i always sing songs very loudly .
good for you ! you sound happy in there . i like fun people .
i am a happy person . my best friend likes being around me too
lovely . do you go to movies ? i love movie time .
when i have time after work sometimes . what movies do you like ?
i like drama usually , but if movies have my favorite actors i would consider them .
my roommate and i are going to the movies later . any suggestions ?
a ghost story . that is my favorite for this year .
i will tell him that we should see it ! thanks !


i currently hold three jobs. my dream job is a to become a baseball announcer. i recently proposed to my girlfriend of three years. my favorite band is avenged sevenfold. i watch south park at least once a day.

hello there . i am native . i enjoy watching youtube videos online in my spare time
i do not have time for that . i work three jobs right now .
oh wow . i just have one . mcdonald .
i recently proposed to my long time girlfriend so saving for the wedding .
what color is her hair ? my hair color is brown but i prefer blonde .
she is a ginger .
that is great ! what music do you enjoy
i love avenged sevenfold . what do you like ?
van morrison . i sleep to his songs .
he is pretty great . do you watch television much ?
i do . netflix binging mostly though if i am not writing
i watch south park every day on hulu .
ahahah . . . . i wish workaholics was still on netflix
is it a good show ? i have never seen it .


my favorite car is the ford mustang. i like to go to the movies. i have a pit bull and a chihuahua. i worked 3 jobs at the same time for more than 5 years. i walk more than 2 miles a day.

hi how are you today ?
i am fine , got my 2 mile walk in today
nice have you travelled much ?
no , i do not travel , have 3 jobs for last 5 years .
i have been everywhere in the world
interesting , my hobby is going to the movies , and you ?
i like blowing things up
have you blew up a ford mustang yet , my fav .
yeah i like to explode everything i am in the military
sounds like fun ! i have 2 dogs , pit and chi chi
wow do you have any cats
no cats , at least inside


i work for a newspaper. i am single. i love to do yoga. my passion is writing. my favorite color is grey.

hi how are you doing ?
i am just great ! anything new with you ?
nothing new here . just watching the news
what a coincidence ! i help make the news .
what do you do for a living ?
i am a reporter for the waps .
what is the waps exactly ?
the washington post . my name is zoe barnes . you may have heard of me ?
oh ok . no i have not . . . .
we are nine . you can check it out . its about time for my meditation and yoga .
i could never lean how to meditate
i hate typos . i meant online i am a perfectionist , especially in my writing .


cher from clueless is my idea of perfection. i drive a fast sports car. my credit cards are maxed out. i still call my ex boyfriend on his birthday because birthdays are special.

how are you doing today ?
how are you doing today
i am enjoying some alone time myself today .
i am ding great thanks for asking
husband is doing his own thing . i need my alone time . very welcome .
same thing with my husband lol
what are you up to today ? we so need it . all of us !
i am going to work on my son cake and do some cleaning
and for fun for you ?
would be making my son cake
is it his birthday today ?
his birthday was the 11
how old is he now ?
he is 1 now
do you have any other kids ?
yes i do what about you


i drive a black car. my favorite food is steak. i listen to rap. i like meat. i am working in finance.

hi . how are you doing
hi i am doing great ! i just got home from work .
what do you do for work
i work in the finance department of a local bank . how about you ?
i want to be in eating competitions
that is interesting ! i used to be vegetarian but i love steak and meat too much !
i like suckers and rainbows
hmmm . what kind of music do you like ?
i like the music that the aliens make at night
i love rap music . i just got a new car with a great stereo system .
that must have been expensive . hopefully , it is not abducted .
i hope not ! it is black so harder to see at night !
yeah the aliens are quiet creatures .
i never met an alien . i think i would be scared .
you would be . they are not friendly .
have you met one ? do they look like e . t . ?


i enjoy reading and walking on sunny days. i especially enjoy listening to the band the mutineers. i am a happy person. i sing many songs.

good afternoon , how are you ?
its sunny here in pittsburgh , so i am taking a walk . how about you ?
ah , my back hurts , like it pretty much always does , so i could be better
i am sorry . what are you doing for your back to help yourself ?
my quack doctors suggesting acupuncture , but that cannot be anything but a money grab
i have not tried that , but give it a shot before surgery . music is best medicine though .
i am far too old for surgery , so i just do not care . everybody i liked is dead
you sound depressed . do you read enlightening books to lift your mood ?
no , the only thing i find fun anymore is people watching . ca not be disappointed then
may i suggest some cool music from the mutineers , a folk group . they wo not disappoint either .
i am far too angry for any popular music made today , only johnny cash for me
i love singing his songs


when i turned 18 , my family moved across the country. on weekends i go out with friends. i eat eggs and bacon for breakfast. i like going to rock concerts.

listening to husker doo punk while i scribble poetry here . whatcha up to ?
nothing interesting bro . . regular weekend
have not chatted with you in awhile . how was your vacation ?
my vacation ? i have nt went to any . .
me neither . i have been dying to go to england but just do not have the money .
europe is a great vacation destination
that is what i hear . my punk band has been trying to get gigs there .
hm . . what do you do fr living
tatoo artist ? all black white i hate color tattoos . you ?
i am not a big fan of tattoo
hmmmm . . . well , you oughta give them a try . something small and hidden .
correct . . it will go forever . . i know


i recently made the college baseball team. i am a huge fan of baseball. i am going to be the starting shortstop. i am 19 years old. my favorite player is mike trout.

hi . have you ever seen an eclipse ?
just came back from baseball practice .
did you see an eclipse at baseball practice ?
no , i have not , i am too busy playing baseball
i see . i spend most my time playing chess . very different perhaps .
i am really good at baseball for being 19 years old .
that is cool . i work as a mall cop . i will not bust you then .
i play shortstop , i have never played chess .
chess and baseball have similarities , believe it or not .
mall cop , that sounds fun , have you seen the movie ?
movie ? no . i have fast internet service , but never streamed it .
that first part was really good and fun .
besides . i am the mall cop . why would i need to see the movie ? lol .
i recommend you watch it , it is super funny


i have a few pet iguanas. i like to give them sassy sounding names that actually help people think nice things. i have a brother but we do not talk much yet. i think dogs could learn to read if they were trained well. i am pretty poor financially.

hello , i am a . musician . what do you do ?
not too much , but i do have a few pet iguanas
being that i do not live with anyone i could benefit from a pet .
what type of pet do you want ?
maybe a dog . he can listen to me play my guitar .
nice , do you have any siblings ?
yes , and when they visit me , we play video games .
i have a brother , but we do not talk much
oh , i am sorry about that .
its okay , i still get along
that is great ! i also cook for my siblings . i am an aspiring chef .
that is good to hear . i am pretty poor . i do not have many means .


i have a garden. i am a veteran. i like to read. my favorite book is ender s game.

hello there , how are you ?
i am doing good how about yourself ?
good thank you ! tell me about yourself .
well i am a reader . i love reading enders game sitting in my garden .
awesome ! i spend my day working at a counter at the deli .
that is cool . i am retired military .
i dropped out of college unfortunately .
that is ok . what do you enjoy doing ?
i really enjoy going out fishing . yourself ?
when i am not reading , i love going to the river
that is awesome ! i also love music . i especially love jimi hendrix .
i love all music . i do not have a favorite .
music is a great hobby and passion to have .
yes it is . its relaxing when i tend to my garden .
i like to listen when i go out fishing .
what do you fish for ?


i drink coffee every day. i do yoga every morning. i am a teacher. i love chocolate.

hi ! hope you and your animals have not been effected by the hurricane
they have not . my job is a teacher so i have no time for animals .
oh , that is a shame . i am very passionate about animals ! i retired 10 years ago
do you do much yoga in your retirement ? i do every morning ,
i should ! i spend a lot of time watching tv shows and movies specifically british
i enjoy british movies too . i love to eat chocolate while viewing .
my grandson loves chocolate ! however , my daughter wo not let him eat it
i am trying to cut my daily coffee consumption so chocolate helps .
that is great ! i recently turned 77 , so i say to hell with it !
i have to agree with you on that one for sure !
how long have you been doing yoga ?
for years . it is very relaxing .


i eat a strictly vegan diet. ocd rules my life , and i have a hard time relinquishing control. i am a seventh day adventist. i teach elementary school children at a private school. my friends tell me that i m a neurotic hypochondriac.

hello ! how are you today ?
i am doing well just finished eating supper . yourself ?
not much at all , actually . where are you from ?
i am from new mexico . what about yourself ? do you work ?
i am in michigan . i do not work as i just graduated out of princeton and am looking
oh nice . what was your major ? i am thinking about going back .
natural sciences . what was yours ? and what would you go back to get ?
economics . i want to finish getting an associates of science . not finishing drives me crazy .
i understand . do you travel ? i make sure to at least once a year .
i do not travel much . i am a substitute teacher . where have you been lately ?
dallas last month . museums are my favorite thing so travelling helps knock out a lot
my brother lives in dallas . the last museum i visted was in new orleans city park .
oh , nice . i have not been to new orleans yet . whats your biggest hobby ?
i am kind of a foodie . i try to stay healthy and exercise . what about you ?


i am a mother of two beautiful boys. my family and i go camping every month. i love to go horseback riding whenever i can. my favorite artist is justin bieber.

hi , how is it going ? staying safe in florida
i am doing well . i live in alabama
as a volunteer fire man i am staying to help
be safe ! ! do you like horse back riding ?
sure that is fun but no room for horses . mom and dad have a small house
oh ok we have two boys . they grow up fast
yes they do . tell them to learn the trades college is overrated
do you like to listen to music ?
not muchly brother liked disco lights and they freak me cant see color
that sucks . i like to listen to justin bieber
ya he has sold himself . good marketing
i also like to go camping alot
that is cool the store i am opening will sell camping food
that is awesome . maybe i can shop there sometime
when i get it open i will let you know . wanna invest
ll i do not have that kind of money . i am a backwoods mother of two


i live in japan and own the biggest mansion in the country. i drive a ferrari. i just bought a new mansion. i am a rapper.

hey , how is it going ?
good . what are you up to ?
great just drinking a beer and fishing , how about you ?
sounds nice . i am just working on some lyrics for a new rap song .
that is great . how is it coming along ?
i am working it out . where are you fishing
i go fishing down at the creek by my house .
sounds peaceful . i just moved in to a mansion , but i do not have a creek .
i am simple . i live in a mobile home with my dog .
my life is not simple . as a rapper , i have an image to keep up .
that is inspiring . you sound like a determined person .
i have been able to accumulate some wealth here in japan .
wow , japan . i have never even left my hometown .
but a simple life can be nice too . what else do you enjoy ?
i agree . i like grilling and spending time with friends . you ?
when i need to get away i take a ride in my ferrari .


i simply walk around when i have nothing to do. i have high speed internet. i got hired as a security guard. i saw a solar eclipse when i was 8 years old.

hi there how is it going ?
i am doing well , how is the new job ?
going good for now . do you have any pets
yes , i have 2 dogs who can be a handful at times ! how about you ?
i have only a cat his name is pickles lol
that is interesting , but very unique at the same time ! do you have kids ?
no not right now i have a rose garden that i call my baby lol
i guess that counts ! i am sure it is easier than children .
lol yes it is and you do you have any kids ?
yes i do . just one though , anymore would be too stressful .
i hace a 3 year old nephew i can imagine
what do you like to do during your free time ?
i love spending time and money at starbucks lol you ?
i like to surf the web and go on walks when i am bored .
o that is nice yea i enjoy walks
it helps me relax from my stressful job . do you work ?


i like to keep my stockpile organised. i am a couponer. i love to save money. i shop several times a week.

hello ! how are you today ?
i am dong fine . how about you ?
doing good , i am trying to not eat sugar
tried that . it is hard , with everything processed with salt and sugar .
very hard but i am living it up
couponing all the time . sometimes it is all i see .
couponing is the way of life . save the money !
what do you do , beside fighting a fight against sugar .
i play lots of hockey
i used to love hockey . i do not watch it anymore . for some reason
hockey and rollerblading is life !
i used to rollerblade too . but , now all i rollerblade for is coupons .
that is a very good sport
walking the stores several times a week is good excercise too
yes it is ! i love exercise
that is good to stay in shape .


i can speak three languages. i cook well. i like to bike. i love being in nature. my mother is a teacher.

i love surfing every day . i try to go often
i speak thrice alternate tongues !
that is great , do you play the piano too ? i love playing
no , my cooking is vet good also , i cook nicely !
we serve good food at my job , but i stay at the bar serving drinks
i love to ride a bike at my job
riding bikes is like surfing , you have to keep balance
yes , my mom is a school teacher .
i work as a music teacher part time , i love country music !
country ? , i really like being around nature , i love it !
i like being outdoors too , its hard to enjoy working in a bar though
i really cook good , i do it well !


i have my own greenhouse. i am a fruitarian. i like to garden. i make my own compost.

hello ! how are you doing ?
i am good ! how are you ? what do you like to eat ?
i am great ! it is my son owens birthday . love apples
awsome ! i am a fruitatarian and have my won garden , which i compost for .
that is a cool hobby ! i did beauty pageants back in the day
that sounds like alot of fun , any other hobbies ?
i love to get my nails done . how about you ?
i garden in my own greenhouse frequently .
do you have any pets ?
not at this time , do you have any pets ?
a dog . i cant have a cat due to my allergies
that is a shame . dogs are alot of fun though !