i have been in 3 triathlons. i have only one child. i like snowboarding. i run more then 2 miles a day even though i hate it. my daughter just graduated college.

hello i am todd and i love my parrot
hi todd ! cool , i wish i had a parrot . instead i have only one daughter
climbing is something i love to do .
nice , i enjoy snowboarding myself . i have also done 3 triathlons
awesome , i am a disappointment when speaking about my family and i have 4 siblings .
how come ? my daughter just graduated from college
because i have never been to the beach
i run more than 2 miles a day at the beach to train but i hate it
have you thought about doing something other then running ?
yeah but i force myself to prepare for the triathlons
how many triathlons have you done ?
i have done 3 ! and will continue to do more , maybe even with my daughter one day


i live alone. i am an amateur chef who cooks 5 different cuisines. i like to play video games. i play guitar on my free time.

hi how are you doing
great how are you ? have any hobbies ?
i am an actor so my job takes up a lot of time what about you
gaming and jamming on my guitar . i cook to but am an amateur
that is cool i started doing commercials when i was young
i live by myself . so lots of free time
that is so nice i wish i had more free time
so far i can cook 5 styles of cuisine ! i hope to make it six soon
wow that is awesome whats your favorite
french cuisine it is so elegant
its really good i love eating french food
i need a man to cook for .
do you have a boyfriend
no i am all alone in this world . just me and my food
i am sure you will find someone
ah such is life i suppose


my favorite food is steak. i like meat. i listen to rap. i am working in finance. i drive a black car.

hi , i like cheddar on me biscuits . what about you ?
yum ! with lots of meat ! and then more meat ! ! !
you are the meat man , i love you
whoa . . . the meat woman ! ! ! meat is totally the bomb ! ! !
i assume you are man , my apologies madam
you are hilarious . i will take a side of meat with that please
i like riding my bike sometimes
bikes are fun ! i like to ride with my pet panda in my black sexy car
do you have car insurance ? i am a insurance salesman
i do but my panda is in need of insurance . he is very capable
i cannot talk to him because he knows martial arts
you are so smart . how did you know he is kung fu panda ?
i have heightened senses and knowledge
are you a panda too ? mind blown here . while i jam to rap


i live in a rural area. my favorite food is pasta. i love helping people. i m a older woman. i retired so i can spend more time with my husband and helping people.

what are you doing today ?
i am spending time with my husband , which is why i retired . you ?
that is really sweet . i drive trucks for a living
that sounds fun . i drive a lot of trucks , as i live out in a rural area .
do you know how to take a stick shift car out for a ride ?
as an older woman , i grew up on stick shift cars . which do you prefer ?
i prefer stick shifts for sure . used to drive one back in virginia
then we are on the same page . what do you enjoy doing most ?
i really love spending time with my mother . she used to be a teacher
that is so sweet . i adore helping people , and spending time with my husband .
you sound like a really great person . what do you do for fun ?
thank you ! i love to make pasta , since it is my favorite food . what is yours ?
oh yummy . i am a huge fan of pasta too . i like lentil pasta the most
that sounds delicious , i wish i had some right now !
it is amazing , especially with alfredo sauce
i will have to get some from the grocery store tomorrow .


i am a meat eater. my mother passed away in 1979. i had to get a job early as a child. i never learned how to swim. i like anime shows.

hello how are you today ?
i am doing quite well , thank you . how about yourself ?
i am great . i am in disney world right now . i come every year
oh wow that makes me sound boring . i am just watching anime .
i like anime too . what do you work at ?
i am a professional body builder .
wow you must be really strong , i work at insurance agency as secretary
i am trying to be . i eat a really big diet with a lot of protein .
i go sometimes to the gym , but sometimes i get lazy
i have a surprising secret though
oh yeah ? what is it ? i brought my two dogs with me .
well , i never really was around water much and do not know how to swim .
i do not know how to swim either . my two brothers know how to though
i try but it is difficult because i do not have a lot of fat .
do you like crime novels , i love them
no , i am not much of a reader . but , i do like the dragon ball z manga .


my dad is a veteran. i love watching funny movies. i listen to all kinds of music. i like to play tennis. my favorite color is green.

you ever been chased by a lion ? i have confused feeling about me . you ?
no lions but i love my green tennis racquet
one time i made a unicorn cry . did your parents reject you too ?
no my parents did not reject me my dad was a army colonel
get out ! mine too ! i told the unicorn we eat horse meat . you sing ?
i love country , classical and all different types of music
great ! i wonder what its like to be a girl . you ?
yes i love movies like freaky friday anything funny
oh okay . you believe in voodoo ? i like john and marcia .
what color is your hair
ash blonde . yours ? merna jean is my friend .
blonde with green highlights . green is my color
wow ! i do not trust people or myself . you ?
i trust most people they are good


i like to attend wine tours. i enjoy visiting museums. we have two sons. my husband is 20 years older than me. i like to paint.

hey how is it going what do you do for a living
hi ! i am an artist , i enjoy painting . you ?
i am a virtual assistant from home
that is cool , what are your hobbies ?
my hobby is reading comics love it
comics are cool ! i like visiting museums sometimes
that is cool , do you have any pets
no pets , but two sons are pretty much like pets haha
haha i feel that i have a cat that keeps me busy
cats are so cute ! do you live alone or are you married ?
just me and my cat
sounds like a great pair . i just have my husband and my kids .
cool seems like you have a beautiful family
thank you ! i actually just celebrated my anniversary last week !


i love animals and i want to help them. i would like to go to school to become a veterinarian. i am currently on a diet. i have three pets. i love going to the gym.

want to talk before i run while listening to pink floyd ?
yeah sure , i am just in the middle of feeding my pets .
oh . i love pets . maybe my second job should be with animals .
i would like to be a vet one day .
well first i need to have my own restaurant . i am a grill cook right now . t .
oh very nice ! do you make healthy foods ? i just started a new diet .
i grill chicken , that is why listening to that good pink floyd .
i listen to them at the gym every night too ! i love it .
you like the gym . i like running so that is neat .
yep and we both like animals as well . i like helping them .
yes my dog algae runs with me every day .
what a great name , i hope he is green .
haha . he does have a green collar though .
my dogs are glen , franklin , and clyde .
its just algae , me , and carrot cat .
i have a friend with a cat named patty mayonnaise .


there are thorns tattooed on my toes. i am studying to be a dental hygienist but i hate seeing patient s saliva. i only wear silver jewelry. i work in a doctor s office.

hey , how are you doing today ?
i am fine how about you ,
i am doing fine too . listening to some linkin park
i am going to school to be a dentist even though i hate saliva .
i can understand that . saliva is disgusting . i did not go to college myself
i have thorns painted on all my toes .
that must look pretty cool . do you go to the arcade much ? i love to
that fine if you did not attend college . what is your occupation ?
i am unemployed . high school was kind of the last thing i really did
i do not go arcading because i work at the hospital 6 days a week .
that sounds like a very stressful job . i would be too quiet to work somewhere like that
i prefer to silver jewelry over gold jewelry .
i do not have a preference , both are pretty . do you have any hobbies ?
i like to collect coins as a hobby .


i have two dogs who are like my babies. i am a mother. one child has autism. i have two children. i work as a teacher and love my job.

hi how are you today ?
i am great , just getting home from work
nice ! what is it that you do ?
i teach at an elementary school , i love it , it is my dream job
that is so awesome ! do what you love and you are not working !
exactly ! what do you do ?
i am a waitress currently .
oh i bet it is fun meeting new people every day at work
definitely never a dull moment ! what do you do for fun ?
i spend time with my two children and my two dogs
nice ! i have three myself dogs and a bird .
i love my dogs , they are like two more children to me , part of the family
i know exactly how you feel ! and my parrot can talk so bonus .
that sounds fun , maybe i will look into getting a parrot for my kids


i m not much of a fan of hot weather. i like listening to all genres of music except country music. i would travel the world if i could. i like spending time with my friends and family. i like to read a lot of books.

hi . how are you tonight
i am am doing good just listening to music
oh that is cool i love guns and roses
i like any music except country mostly five finger death punch though
i really love rock and my black purse
i love to read books lots of books
i wear a lot of black clothing
black is a good color do you like the hot weather i can not take it
i hate it , i am moving away from florida and spring time
i would travel the world if i could but cant afford it
me too . i want to go to ireland
oh i hear it is wonderful do u have a family
yes i have 3 beautiful children
i do not have children yet but i spend alot of time with friends and family


i love trips to the beach. i m the world s best aunt. i m in my last year of grad school. i enjoy cooking italian food. i am obsessed with my dog.

you larp ? so do i ! lets do this !
heck yeah . where is my foam sword ? ready ?
vera died . i asked her to stop singing . you sing ?
i sing opera , and boil pasta . my dog is my only friend . what can we do ?
vera died . my dad is missing . i want to dance . you ?
i saw your dad yesterday . he is ok . i am graduating tomorrow .
my mothe wants me to live with her . i am 32 . would you ?
what does your mom look like ? i only live on the beach . though .
the forest have eyes . i am military . you ? vera died .
the forest has ears and brains too . i am a chef , italiano .
you ever been chase by wild rabid dogs ? i sing . you ?
i love my little dog . he walks on the shore with me . are you ok ?
when you eat chicken you are eating a dead bird right ?
i do not eat meat , only plants .


but i m a frustrated driver. i m a people person. my husband works at a telecom. i love adventures like mountain climbing. i am a mother of 2 daughters.

i wish i could get out of this neighborhood ! how is yours ?
mine is pretty good . i feel safe with my 2 daughters here .
mine is terrible ! and my school is bad too . i wish i could change schools .
what do you do for fun ?
i go online and look at models . i wish i had a better nose .
i like to do adventurous things , like climb mountains .
that seems like a good sport . i could do that with my mom if she were healthier .
oh . i am sorry she is not healthy .
it does not help that she does not sleep well . the neighbors yell all night .
oh , terrible neighbors are the worst .
i think i would look good with blonde hair , what do you think ?
i have blonde hair and like it .
if only my eyes did not droop so much .
why does that matter for your hair ?
it is all about my whole look .
oh . i see what you mean .


i like to go fishing. i am a student. my mom is a lawyer. i have 5 children.

i have to quit smoking . two packs per day it too much .
it is , my kids would kill me , all five of them .
do your kids listen to music ? i listen lindsey stirling 24 7 .
they love her ! i listen to while i fish with my mother .
i eat meatloaf with my mother as often as i can .
nice ! my mom practices law at the courthouse . i am learning law too .
she gets mad when i spike my coffee with alcohol though , which i love to do .
i do not drink , my kids would be sad . i smoke though .
do you smoke two packs a day like i do ?
no , just sage plants and dried herbs . healthy things .
two things i never get tired of lindsey stirling and meatloaf every night . not as healthy .
sounds like a dream though . i bet lindsey like meatloaf too .
i know she likes the violin . more likely that she likes sage plants than meatloaf .
i like the violin too . my mother sued lindsey once back in 1997 .
are you sure it was the same lindsey ?
yes ! it must have been . my mom is the best .


my dad worked for home depot. i like to work puzzles. i am an aspiring fiction writer. i am a teacher.

hi there , how are you ?
hi . whew ! what a long day at work . teaching is exhausting . and you ?
i know that exhausted feeling being a olympian weight lifter !
good for you ! i am more of a quiet night with a good puzzle person .
i am currently able to bench press 345 pounds and squat 400 pounds
that is a lot of weight . i spend my spare time writing novels .
what do you write about ?
romantic suspense . my heroine in my current novel is a swat officer .
wow , you should throw a weight lifter in there somewhere
maybe . i will have to think about it . maybe an eye witness .
oh , i am sure you can give me a bigger role than that ;
unless you want to be the villain or the best friend .
the best friend will do nicely , thank you
lol . picky are we then ?
i did not get to olympian status for no reason ; haha
you are an olympian ? way cool


my favorite band is a fine frenzy. i like chicken nuggets. i work at a hotel. i love animals.

hi , how are you doing today ?
i am doing great what about you
i am fine , thanks for asking .
not a problem how your morning going
not too bad so far
yeah i hear you my son woke me and my husband up
oh no ! i can never sleep at night anyways pretty much a night owl .
i use to be but not much any more i am some night
what do you do for a living ?
i am a stay at home mom
okay . currently a grad student at unl in law school .
that is cool how do you like it
i am not gonna lie it gets pretty stressful at times .
being in school is stressful period
yeah it definitely is cannot wait to be done
i was in school for medical a little bit


i play piano. i have a ten year old son. i graduated high school in 1986.

hello ! how are you ?
great and you ?
wonderful . cold front today . winter is coming .
i hate cold . do you play any instruments ? i am a pianist .
i have a guitar . i try to copy one direction songs . love them .
i do not have much free time , bc my 10 year old son has autism .
oh , i am sorry to hear about that .
my mom says that ppl that graduated high school in 80s complain too much .
well that sounds kind of judgmental of her .
i got out of high school in 1986 and i do not think i complain much .
i do not think you do , either . i also graduated in 1986 .
wow , what a coincidence !
i know , right ? where you from ?
texas , but not in the flood zone , thankfully .
i am from colorado .
i have been there . the clearest cleanest drinking water .


i often spend my free time engaging in activism work with friends and family. i enjoying keeping up with the news and learning about political issues. i also enjoy reading novels by female authors and exploring new areas. i work as a legal assistant in a law firm that basically only handles real estate work. i enjoy this type of activist work , as my job is not very personally fulfilling.

hi how are you today
pretty good thanks , how about you ?
i am doing ok i just got done fishing
sounds cool , i am reading about traveling to cancun
that is a nice place i wish i could go one day .
i might do some activist work there , to help build houses
that is very nice of you i just turned 70 so i am to old to help anymore
i see . do you follow politics much ?
sometimes but do not like talking about it it causes to must
i understand , it interests me but can cause arguments . . .
do you work in politics
no , i am a legal assistant with a law firm
that is a great career what got you interested in that ?
well , my dad i guess
that is pretty cool what do you like to do when you are not working
i read a lot and do activist stuff
it was nice talking to you my grandkids are here now
cool , thanks . have fun !


i enjoy eating pumpkins. i have a small beagle dog who i call droopy. i use third party programs to read portable documents instead of adobe. i enjoy watching videos on youtube. i love eating shrimp , and i like to dip them into barbecue sauce.

hi , i just got in from tending my beautiful rose garden . how are you ?
i am good , hanging out with my beagle droopy . what are you growing ?
just roses so i have time to swim . used to be good in college .
i meant to ask what colors are you growing ? swimming is fun .
no worries , pink . my dad gave my mom a pink one when they met at woodstock .
that is so sweet ! i am eating shrimp , do you like shrimp ?
yes i do , almost as much as coffee . starbucks is my favorite .
whats your favorite starbucks drink ? i like the mocha espresso .
i like that one too ! danit , my cat pickles is laying on my roses .
my dog droopy would bark to make pickles get off the roses .
lol . some one needs to .
do you ever watch youtube ?


i have to live by a schedule in order to keep my mind right. my mom is my favorite person of all people. i love watching greys anatomy. i am in high school apart of the school band. music has always been my number one passion.

i am in school band and it rocks .
hey , i am also in the school band ! what do you play ?
who is your favorite person in your life ?
that would be my mother . she has done so much for me .
mine too that is so awesome
so what instrument to you play ? i play the guitar .
guitar . music is my favorite pass time
mine , too . i got hooked when i first heard the beatles .
electric guitars rock . it keeps my mind right
i totally agree . so , do you have any other hobbies ?
greys anatomy is my favorite show
i love it too ! who is your favorite character ?
the hot doctor of course
ll , understandable . . . the whole show is amazing .


i m a vegan. i love country. i m going back to school. i love animals. i enjoy reading.

do you have any money for me ?
no i am poor and vegan , i grow all of my own food
oh , do you want to do some yoga ?
i am going back to college so i am too broke to pay for yoga class
we can do yoga at my house ?
oh well that would be decent . do you have any animals ?
i think we cannot afford any
we could find some animals in nature , i love them
i would love that . let us be bffs
why not ? i am down , do you like reading ?
about fairy tales , sure . will you read some ?
i would read to you if you like that kind of thing
i do , thank you , a lot
what kind of music do you like ?
i do not know , fancy calm kinds .
not bad , i am a big country fan


i like to eat. i want to feel pretty. i want to be desired. i feel overweight.

hello , how are you tonight
hi , i am feeling pudgy tonight . you ?
a little bloated , just finished composing a new song
i wish i was pretty . are you pretty ?
i find it hard to rate myself , some people say so , others not
my husband no longer desires me . are you married ?
i am not married , just in a new relationship
i love eating out . you like eating out ?
i do , but mostly after work with the boys
how does it feel to be desired and pretty and not overweight ?
that is a tough question , i cannot really qualify it
beauty is in the eye of the beholder . you agree ?
i do , for all are beautiful to some
some people to be pretty . do you eat to be pretty ?


i love to put a smile on peoples faces. i am a very bad liar. sometimes , people worry i am crazy. i try not to think about death.

hello ! how are you doing ?
hi ! i am doing well !
do you have any hobbies ?
not really . i like to make people laugh but i am not a professional
i spend a lot of time swimming but i do not work
swimming can be nice . not working is even better
well i have to use a lot of sunscreen for my bald head
sunscreen is good , you do not want cancer
do you have any favorite foods ?
i absolutely maddeningly love tacos guan
i do not like tacos but i love chocolate milk
do people ever think you are crazy ?
sure all of the time . most people have crazy tendencies
good to know , a lot of you friends think i am
they are probably the crazy ones
i like the thought of that


i can draw. i m funny. i have sausage fingers. i m bloated.

hiya . my names stephanie . who are you ?
hi , i am a pizza maker who makes pencil drawings as a hobby .
sweet . i swim after school and play overwatch on pc .
you must be fit . i , on the other hand , am kind of round .
i am so fit , my boyfriends demands it . do you drive ?
yes , i have to go to work somehow . is your boyfriend demanding ?
i love fast cars . my boyfriend does not tolerate silliness . where are you ?
i am in michigan . you ?
florida . it is hot here and i love to go to the beach .
i wish to visit florida sometimes . people would laugh at my belly though .
my friends and i love to sunbathe all day . do you own a home ?
no , renting , but planning to buy one .
i live with my extended family but i do not care , i love them .
it is great that you get along . i have big family , too . 5 brothers !


my favorite band is the punk band rancid. i work at a gas station as a cashier. my mother was a famous ballet dancer in london. i will be moving to san diego in two months.

hello , what is your name ?
my name is joe . do you like music ?
i am ryan . yes , i like all kinds . do you ?
my favorite is punk . do you like the band . rancid ?
i have never heard of them before
i have tickets to a concert of theirs in san diego soon
nice , that sounds fun . i have a weight lifting competition coming uo
in san diego ? i am going to be moving there in a few months .
yes , do you like to lift weights ?
not really . i do not want to get too pumped . i like a lean figure
i do not do too many squats but i love bench press . do you watch mma ?
not really . do your parents lift too ? is that how you learned
yes my dad did . what are your parents like ?
that is cool . my mother danced the ballet in london
wow that is interesting , have you been there ?
i was little . she was kind of famous for it , but i do not dance much


i am a nurse and work in an emergency room at a busy hospital. i paddle board on my days off. i am buying a house. i play the piano.

what are you doing today ?
i just finished working in the hospital
oh are you a nurse or a doctor ?
nurse , in the emergency section busy
oh i bet that is a tough job sometimes
it is but i like it
do you have any pets ?
i do not , but i have piano , it is like my pet
haha that makes sense . i have 2 dogs . they are beagles
oh , i might get one , coz i am looking for a house to buy
you should go to slc where my girl lives at
oh , i do paddle boarding when i am free
that is great . i fly planes . so similar haha
oh , wow , unique in the things that we do
do you have any fears ?
of course i do but very minimal


i do not like vegetables. i enjoy spending time with my family. my favorite store is american eagle. i love to go running. my favorite truck is a chevy duramax.

hi ! how are you doing today ?
great here . how about you ? i am billy .
doing well ! i am jane . just got home from work . what do you do ?
i am a college student . i run on my free time .
cool ! i work in real estate . currently going out with my boss , which is fun !
cool . i just bought a chevy duramax truck which is my favorite .
neat ! do you sing while you drive ? i love singing !
haha . no i can not hold a note .
you like gardening ? i love daisies ! pretty girly even though i am in my 24 .
i am 22 . not really a gardener .
that is okay ! anything you like to do on your free time , aside from running ?
hang out with family . . i enjoy that . also , i buy all my clothes at american eagle .
oh , so do you like to shop ?
not so much , but that is my favorite store . lol . what else do you do ?
besides gardening , i sing in a choir ! it is lots of fun !
oh that is why you love to sing .


i have studied ballet all my life. my mother is a ballerina. i have the support of my whole family. i plan to retire in 6 months. i am a white dancer.

big game against the rams tomorrow , but gotta finish this algebra paper first !
how are you doing today
just a little stressed , our defense has not been good and being a goalie with that is stressful !
oh i am sorry i hope it gets a little better
its hockey , it comes and goes . at least i have got algebra , this stuff calms me down .
omg i hate math i am not good at it
haha , its my favorite subject . when i graduate i wanna go to college for it !
i loved english that was my favorite subject
yeah , all the girls are good at that , makes it easy to find a cute tutor .
i did not need a tutor lol
i do not either , really . but its a good excuse lol
lol i bet it is
so what are you up to today ?
cleaning and taken care of my kids
ah yeah ? how old are your kids ?
11 months and 5


i can knit. my sister is a guitarist. i work as a tutor for english literature. i like going barefoot. my favorite book is jane austins pride and prejudice.

hey . how are you doing on this wonderful night ?
i am well just reading jane austins pride and prejudice
that was movie also was not it ?
if it was i have not seen it .
i have seen a little bit of it . maybe you
no i do not get much time to watch movies . i am a teacher .
oh wow . that is wonderful . what grade do you teach ?
i am a tutor for english literature , bit teacher sounds better . ll
ll . you might as well be that if you are teaching others .
i feel i am , what do you do ?
i am a correctional officer .
that sounds scary but rewarding .
it can be depending on whats going on , but its not worth the bs .
be is no good unless its a college degree . ll
ll , that i do agree with you on that !
my stupid autocorrect is malfunctioning .


i am next in line to become queen of england. my favorite color is blue. i have five cats. madonna is my sister.

hello there ! how are you ?
good . my 5 cats are a menace tonight tho .
that sounds like a huge hassle . i am mary nice to meet you .
hi mary , it is good to meet you .
i currently live in colorado . where are you from ?
california . my brother is a director . he was married to madonna once .
do you listen to madonna ? my favourite musicians are one direction !
i did . not when her and guy were visiting .
anything else you enjoy to do ?
well , i make blue sweaters . its my favorite color .
that is awesome ! i enjoy to ski during winter , it is very cold here .
where is here ? i am outside of la .
colorado ! it may be cold during winter but spring time is very beautiful .
i have been to denver a few times .
did you like it there ?
it was fun . never went in the winter tho .


i went on welfare last month , which makes me want to run into traffic in front of big trucks. my favorite band is creed. i am a carnivore. my father is in prison. i enjoy running.

hi , how are you doing today ?
hi am doing well . how about yourself ?
ya , my best friend came to visit me from tanzania , so having great time .
cool . where are you from originally ?
come on , you know . i m from kenya .
i have never been but i am sure it is a beautiful land . do you listen to music ?
yes , very often . when i bake brownies , i turn on my music . how about your taste ?
i like to eat weed brownies and jam out to creed .
weed ? that too in brownies ? i am laughing louder !
haha . yeah i get high . my work interferes with my getting high
seriously ? tell me about your work then , especially your dressing ?
i like ceasar and italian dressing . i love steaks too
wow , good to know , what will happen if you go to your office with flip flops ?
i actually just quit my job and am on welfare .


i am a medical file clerk. i am from baltimore md. i have six tattoos , all of cats. i have a pencil thin mustache.

hi there how is your day going ?
good , i have lots of tattoos
wow i only have 3
i have 6 , and 56 pigs
pigs ? i have a dog he is special he introduced me my 1st and 2nd mrs
all my tattoos are of cats
o really why is that
i have no idea . lol
i have a gene that i am able to know when you wat asparagus weird huh
yes , yes that is weird weird weird
lol do you like steaks i am about to cook some medium rare are my fave
oh i ove them ! i want one
lol what do you like to do on your spare time
i have a i have a thing mustache . nice
so do you have kids ?
yes i have 47 kids


during the week i go to college to become a lawyer. i collect single malt scotch. i live in a tiny house to save money. i tend bar on the weekends.

i just picked up mcdonald for dinner . i am about to grub !
lol really ? i cant afford that lol trying to save
i live with my parents . they make bank teaching at the school in town .
really ? like scotch ? i do alot .
i do not drink unless i am watching nascar . a beer and the races make for a great sunday .
i like to hang out in the bar on the weekend
there is a great bar near the beach . i wish i owned a house there !
my house is small i go to college weekdays
gotta live somewhere . do not feel bad ! you do college , i listen to pop music . simple pleasures .
i like r b an jazz lol
i listen to what makes me happy . r b has good beats . the lyrics are negative .
not too me depends on the artist really
true . same could be said for pop i guess . you are right !
yes lol i like pop an some songs off the chains
jazz is also good . quick , name your favorite jazz artist .
i want to be a lawyer


i read fantasy fiction novels. i enjoy shopping online. i enjoy swimming. i am a mother. i used to work for monsanto.

i just got back from floating on the river which i love , what have you done today ?
i just returned from my daily swim .
love to swim too . i really enjoy exercise , i once ran the mile in under 4 min !
impressive ! i have been taking my son for swim lessons all week .
cool ! my only downfall is ice cream , i have to eat it daily ! lol
lucky for you swimming burns lots of calories !
true enough ! ha i love to fish also but it can get boring .
river floating is wonderful for relaxing your mind too .
very much so ! what are your favorite activities ?
i love reading fantasy novels and shopping web stores . how about you ?
i do not read a lot , but i love online shopping so convenient !
yes and it is much easier than dealing with crowded stores .
yes , hassle free for sure .
what do you do for a living ?


my favorite band is the avert brother. i love to travel. i am a psychology major. i enjoy broadway shows.

just fyi i am a gangsta with driving fast black cars listening to rap like 2pac my fav .
ok , well i like the avert brothers
do they sin california love ? if not they suck . its my favorite song . .
no . would you talk about the gangsta life ? for my psychology thesis .
cool ask me anything jees i am tip top gangsta homie ! i got my glock ready to fire
you sound like one of my shows i watch on broadway
you have no idea who your talking to homie , do not call me no broadway trash
sorry , so are you a gang banger then ?
duh dunce , you like messing with dangerous people like me huh ? we you beter step back
i study people like you . in and out of prison
prison ! i loved all the homies when i was in there . top dog they called me
i travel all over to interview people . leavenworth , walpole , corcoran
thought you would ask about the name topdog . see i have to be on top . always
i just figured it was an ego thing . you think highly of yourself
like physically top i mean loving the homies is hard work . . .
lots of people are gay for the stay
nice one dude you are the new top dog for me homie
that is quite a compliment . thanks


my last name is spanish , but i tell people that it s italian. i don t know if i enjoy programming , or if it s my only choice. i hate that i got my brain from the dad i never met. i wear cardigans because i hope it makes me look more cultured. i had one step dad , and fortunately he ignored me.

hi , i am todd , when i grow up i want to be superman ! how are you ?
wow awesome . my last name is juarez , my family is from sicily .
i read comic books everyday , what do you do ? love italy !
i work in the tech industry , kinda have a knack for it .
never been to sicily , is it like italy ? what is a tech industry ?
yes it sure is . i work with computers . give them orders and they listen well .
i pretend to be superman and save people . i have xray vision
what an unusual skill . you could probably make a lot of money with that .
people listen to superman , too . computers mind ? like kids ?
yes , computers will act just like children if you let them .
i do not have any money . when i save people they just say thanks
give them an invoice next time . freedom is not free . you know ?
are they grounded when they do not ? stood in the corner ?
all computers have some kind of grounding . it protects the user from electrocution .


i am in gymnastics. i work as a scientist. i like the beatles. my parents were scientists. i am well built and tall.

hey there , tell me about yourself
hello , how are you tonight ?
i am tired , i am studying philosophy at mass . . lots of homework
that seems tough . i am a scientist , so know the struggle of long days
you think you know the struggle ? are you even vegan ? i am actually vegan
no , i am not . i am pretty well built though
really ? what color are your eyes ? mine are brown
brown eyes . . just like the beatles song . i love them
wow , you know what i love ? going to concerts . .
too bad the beatles are not around anymore . we could go together .
i am pretty wild , i do not know if you could hang
oh i can hang . you have not met me yet
look i am a proper badass , like angel tattoo on my hip and everything .
whoa . . angel tattoo . . okay , i probably cant hang


i am an army ranger. i secretly love my long deployments , because it gets me away from conventional life. i have a wife and two kids back in the states. i am not afraid to die. i would be honored to give my life for my country.

hi , how are you doing ?
pretty good and alive how are you
about the same . so what do you do ?
i am a deployed army ranger how about you ?
oh that is pretty cool ! i work for discovery channel
that sounds really cool any perks of the job ?
yea i get to be outside all the time and not in an office
i hear you i think sometimes that is the only way i know how to live
i am with you . how is being an army ranger ?
i like it i am just used to the army living
yea do you travel a lot ?
i used to not too much now how about you ?
oh ok . i travel some depending on where i am going to be doing videos for work
i have two kids and a wife back in the states do you have a family ?


i do not like to eat meat. i like fruit. my favorite fruit is apple. i like green apples. i like to eat the skin of the apple.

hi , how are you ?
hi . i am doing good , thank you . you ?
i am a math professor because my favorite subject is math
that is impressive . do you have any hobbies ?
i play soccer from time to time . . .
what is your favorite food ?
it would have to be pizza
i like vegetarian pizza . but my favorite food is fresh fruit .
what about fast food ?
very rarely . somehow , i am not into meat that much .
well my little sister does not like meat that much either
does she like apples ? i could live on them .


i am in medical school. i really wanted to be an actor. i am in love with a girl who is unaware of it. i do community theater when i am not in school. both of my parents are doctors.

how is the weekend treating you ?
i am tired . going to medical school can be exhausting !
i wish i had gone to college . i am work in a grocery store now
well i really would have rather gone into acting .
being a doctor will be more rewarding i think . maybe you can still act as a hobby
i love community theater . i love to act there between classes .
i love to sew on the weekends . it is important to pursue your interests
it is ! are you married ?
i am . my husband married me for my homemade apple pie recipe .
that is funny ! i am not married and love a girl who does not know it .
you should tell her . life is short
yes . my mom and dad are doctors and all they do is work .
they should make time for themselves too . it sounds like you need to embrace life
i think you are right . i would love your pie recipe !
anytime ! i would love to share it with you
that would be great . what do you do on the weekends ?


i have a dog and two cats. i like to go for runs. i play the guitar. i live by myself. i like country music.

hi , i am marsha . i am a accountant
hi marsha . hows it going
good . do you like hiking ?
yea i do go for runs
i enjoy it a lot .
that is nice . do you like music . i love country
i love country music as well ! !
wow we should hangout sometime . i am all by myself
do you like fashion ?
well , . i do have a dog and cats . if that counts
lol i love cats and dogs
say what . i wish they could go on runs with me


i tend to work myself up. i just want my voice to be heard. my back hurts chronically. i am an old soul. i am passionate about a lot of things.

hi . i just ordered some pizza . what about you ?
sitting here with the heating pad on my back ! i am jane , and you ?
i am angie . i know all about pain . my 3 kids run me ragged .
this back thing is chronic . they say probably stress related .
maybe try listening to music to relax . i love the rolling stones .
i like them . its totally my fault . get myself worked up over little things !
i cannot complain too much . i am very unhealthy . all i consume is soda and junk .
with 3 kids probably all you have time for . i have one . swamped always !
ll . i love them though . luckily my high school sweetheart is an awesome dad . you ?
my guys great . one complaint i feel like they never hear me !
i understand . i feel like my dog hears me better than him .
so much i have passion for . soul has been around for ever ! you ?
i feel like i have a pretty young soul .
i think it feeds my need to be heard . days i wish mine was young !
i think i am just going to let the kids order out tonight . i am tired .
my hubs cooked ! i really should not complain ! you should and rest .


i am strong. i am tall. i am young. i never eat veggies. i love to run fast.

so i have a new business idea ! wanna hear ?
sure what kind of business ?
a bar on the beach but the kinds that sells fruit juices , esp . lemonade !
what beach hopefully not florida
swampland usa ! of course not . cali baby !
swampland too funny what kind of juices like mango ? pineapple ?
i am thinking lemonade base but mango pineapple infusion w flower on side
just drinks ? no food ? or some snacks ? snacks that make you thirsty would help sell more drinks
that is a good idea , actually ! i think i will incorporate a side of salty , dried starches
yummy . . . with paper umbrellas ? what cost would the drinks range for
definitely with those little tiny origami , handmade cute umbrellas . 6 . 00
not too expensive sounds good good luck with your burgeoning business


my boyfriend is in acting school. i am constantly making short films with the camcorder my parents got me. nachos make me happy. i work in a movie theater. i hate popcorn.

comics books is my favorite thing to draw
comic books are cool i love watching movies and recording movies
what about scooby doo is the best , its my favorite show !
i watched that growing up . are you in school
no ! dr pepper and black gum , yum , but not at the same time !
i have never had black gum before .
during the day i work in the corner store , it sell groceries !
i am a concessions manager at the movie theater
scooby doo is my favorite show !
what is your favorite and least favorite food ?
dr pepper and black gum , but not at the same time !
i love nachos but do not eat popcorn it does not taste good at all


i have 2 dogs. i like to go hunting. i like to play video games. i don t like broccoli.

hi want to get to know each other
hello , are you staying in on this horrid , rainy day ?
i am . i enjoy my own company
that is why i am a gamer .
that sounds awesome . i am a waitress
do they serve broccoli at your restaurants ? are dogs allowed ?
no dogs , but we have all the veggies ! do you like dogs ?
i love dogs , i have two of them .
my cat would not like that
are you a hunter , or have you ever been ?
no i could never do that
i grew up hunting and fishing . what are your hobbies ?
i like to play video games
me too , my favorite is fallout .
i like racing games best
need for speed is my go to for racing games .


i love the color pink. my favorite singer is britney spears. i love pasta. i love to swim. i enjoy being outside.

i am exhausted . being on your feet all day is hard work
the best way to recharge is a bowl of pasta !
after serving food all day i do not think i can look at a bowl of pasta
bummer ! maybe a quick swim outside would do the trick ?
no time for a quick swim , i am either waitressing , caring for kids and studying
i am a student too . my favorite music to study to is britney spears .
i am studying to be a doctor . what kind of school teaches that ?
medical school ? at least you will get to wear pink scrubs !
yeah from one uniform to another . at least i will be making more than 2 . 15 hr
that is good . in my ideal job , i would be outside most of the day .
what job is that ? my kids would like that job probably .
i would lead hiking groups . maybe even take them swimming my favorite !
sounds like you would make a good teacher .
yeah , that might be a good fit for me . whatever pays for the pasta !


my daughter just graduated high school ranked at the top of her class. my wife is a breast cancer survivor. i am a zookeeper. i work with my wife.

hi there , how are you doing ?
i am doing great just got done with work you ?
i am good . tired from a long day of hiking .
sounds like fun . i love being outdoors . my wife and i work at the local zoo .
cool ! i work with marketing stuff . i love it .
how long have you been doing that ?
about 6 years . give or take a little . very rewarding as far as people i meet .
that sounds exciting ! do you have any children ?
one son . he will change the world one day . you ? have any ?
yes , i have a daughter that just graduated and she ranked at the top of her class .
awesome ! ! ! ! ! ! she will change the world one day too !
yes i hope so ! so , do you have any plans for this evening ?
probably hiking . i bought some new pink hiking boots .
new shoes are always fun . i am just going to make dinner and relax .
that sounds like a peaceful evening . i hope it is as grand as it sounds .
thanks ! have fun on your hike ! it is going to get too cold for that soon .


i have one child. i enjoy gardening. i work for a clothes retailer. i own two boxer dogs.

hello how are you ?
i am doing good . i have been out in my garden today . love gardening
i train dogs for a living , and love to drink coke while i am training
you do ? maybe you could train my 2 boxer dogs . they are a bit rowdy
i am an avid runner , i have to be because i love baking cookies so much
i run a lot at work in a clothing store . retail gets busy
before i run in the mornings i like to eat a bagel with all the trimmings
that sounds good . you should come pick some fresh ingredients from my garden
i should bake you some cookies sometime and drop them off to you
i would love that and so would my daughter . its just her and i
i would love to visit your garden
you are free to come over any time
does your daughter like dogs ?
yes , she loves dogs . raised with our boxers
would you like me to bring some bagels as well ?
i would love that . what else do you enjoy ?


i have a wife and a 4 year old son. i play soccer professionally. my favorite food is pizza. my idol is theirry henry. i went to stanford.

hello . i am a very important person . can you guess how ?
hello from stanford . theory henry is my idol . no clue .
i paid to be elected and now there are regrets .
my wife often days that with our 2 kids . how so ?
many ways . i am rich , i play with the system . , i encourage gambling . . .
professionally i play soccer and ponder world pollution in my free time .
that seems fun . what is your soccer position ?
gambling is something political ambitions are . the game of chance
that is totally right . so many chances are hard to deal with though . . .
forward and some goalie when needed .
that sounds fun ! can you do the splits ?
as is life and many things in the world today . school politics included
my sons like soccer . . . and football too . i like cards . do you ?
can you do a back bend or a plank for 3 minutes


i am in the navy. i listen to folk music. whittling is my favorite hobby. i am an orphan who was in the foster care system.

hi ! do you have any hobbies ?
i often cut wood statues i like to use oak how about you
interesting ! i love reading fiction and i help at a hospital
i like hospitals they often play folk music my favorite kind
cool ! is wood working your job or do you have another ?
know what is a hobby i am on leave from the navy
wow that great . i am just a student at the local community college
i loved college it got me out the foster care system
nice what was your major ? i am trying to go to medical school eventually
i was a liberal arts major . do you have kids ?
no i am 20 so i am trying to figure my life out . do you ?
i do not have children mostly because i lost my parents as a child
oh wow i am sorry for your loss
thank you but it was a long time ago
if you could do anything in the world what would you do ?
plan in event with lots of folk singers in the future


i live in the mountains. i am a lawyer. my hobby is photography. i do not own a television. i know how to pilot a plane.

hi ! want to play halo ?
hello , sure ! i was playing fallout earlier .
awesome ! halo is my favorite . what do you do for work ?
i am an attorney , criminal defense .
nice . what do you do for fun ?
photography , i live on top of a mountain and the views are breathtaking .
sounds amazing ! i love mountains , great for exercise !
they sure are . i have my own plane too , no need for a tv .
wow ! i do not make that much money at the magazine i work for .
have you thought about going back to school ?
maybe , i do enjoy reading .
who is your favorite author ? mine is dean koontz .
james paterson . what is your favorite color ? mine is yellow .
mine is purple , my plane is purple too .
neat , where do you like to go on your plane ?
to the beach , i am an avid surfer .


i m learning to play the guitar. i work at the deli counter. i like to go fishing. i m a college drop out.

hi my name is mandy how are you
names jack , i work at the deli counter
i work at a nursery and have a large home garden
that is awesome and i learned to play guitar . and love to go fishing
i travel yearly and have a eye for scenic views
i dropped out of college and i know things will change in my life
college is over rated but i love baking pies on weekends
yeah it is not something i want to do .
i wanna be a photographer but i probably not good at it
how will you know if you do not try .
i have but nothing print worthy but maybe one day your right
well if you try and make it possible things can change for the better .
same can be said for you i hated college
me too , no matter how i tried and was not happy
i feel ya and i skipped a grade in middle school so go figure
wow that is awesome . i really want to work for my own .


i have a son. i run a small bakery. i love to laugh. my husband works for the government.

i have ever had a broken heart because of a friends character ?
hm . . that is a bad thing . .
i expected my best friend from college to be on my birthday party but she did not .
it happens some times . . move on
i was shocked and i cannot stop thing what i wronged her .
what do you do in ur free time
i had always spent my free time with that friend of mine .
i had a friend in my school
but can you advise me on how to do away with that bad feeling .
try to follow a tv series or a movie
okay fine i will try it out and see if it works .
it will definitely work for sure


i am a kindergarten teacher. i have a lot of style. i enjoy organizing my surroundings. i love kids.

hello , how are you ? i just got off from working for a magazine . you ?
hi , i am doing well . i just got off work as well , i am a teacher
what grade do you teach ? what do you do after work ?
kindergarten . i like to organize my class room at the end of the day
i tried to take all my aggression out in a good workout . i love hitting the gym .
nice ! i have gone to the gym once in my life
ll ! are you a big gamer ? i love playing halo .
no , i do love helping kids with their future though
that is very nice . what is your favorite color ? mine is yellow .
i like back and purple
every time i think of black and purple , maleficent and ursula come to mind .
very true ! maybe i am just a villan
well , we need to work on your evil laugh . muhaahaahaa ! ! !
i will just give my students extra homework haha
that is truly wicked of you . ll ! !
well i think its almost time to go


i teach a yoga class. i enjoy nature. my favorite food is salad. my mother was a teacher.

hey there ! do you like animals ? i have a pet cat right now .
i like anything that is outdoors !
outdoor animals ? cool . is your favorite season summer , like mine ?
i like all seasons . fresh lettuce and veggies are good in the summer
yum . i wish i could afford lots of fresh veggies . i hate being unemployed .
what kind of work did you do ?
i used to be a teacher at a daycare , but it went out of business .
my mom taught second grade .
cool ! luckily , i live with my parents at the moment . mom teaches fifth grade !
small world ! i live at home too !
it can really be a blessing to be able to live with parents .
it sure can . i teach fitness classes but it does not pay well .
i hope that you can get a raise soon ! i bet you deserve it .
i like to think i do . hope you find a new job soon
thank you very much . i will keep hunting .
what do you like to do for fun ?
i like to play with summer , my kitty cat . she likes the laser pointer .
how long have you had this cat ?


i recently moved to florida. i am a huge fan of jason mraz. twilight is my favorite book series. i only surf when the tide is low.

hi ! how are you doing ?
bummed out . the tide is too high too surf . i like them low .
that is unfortunate . sumba will make you feel better
wonder if they have sumba in florida , just moved here .
nice ! florida reminds me of the smell of beans . love that
beans . you like the smell ? cooking i hope .
yup good old aromatic floridian beans
hmm , i will have to try them have you read twilight series yet ?
no i have not . but i am a dragon ball z fan
i like dragon ball z okay , but vampires are my favorite .
cool do you have any collectibles ? i got dbl figures lots of rocks
yugioh and pokemon cards and memoriblia


i am an only child. my name is nancy. i like barbies. my favorite song is barbie girl. i m a girl.

how are you doing today
good , thanks . hi , i am nancy .
what is your hobby ? what do you like ?
i love playing with barbies and singing my favorite song . .
i like to dance a lot
cool . can we dance together ? i have no brothers or sisters .
i would rather dance with my dog
that is ok . i am used to being alone .
i love my dog . you should get one .
i am a barbie girl , in a barbie world . . . no dogs .
do you have any hobbies
yes , singing and playing with barbie dolls . you ?
i like to make blankets
cool . can you make a blanket for my barbie ?
i could . what color would you like it ?
pink , of course ! do you have a favorite color ?


i have tried 35 different types of beer in my lifetime. i like to go to the casino on weekends. i have been to 7 countries in europe and 3 countries in asia. i am a financial analyst for a brewery.

hello how are you today ?
i am great how are you ?
just enjoying a quiet weekend at my vacation home in the smokey mountains
i would rather spend the weekend at a casino
well that does sound fun but with three children and three dogs it would be hard
i run numbers for a brewery
i am a lawyer and deal with environmental law
is that a real degree ?
yes it is . although big boo i like my suv
i spent time on many continents and seven countries
then you have seen some beautiful places . i am jealous
i drink heavily to forget the horrors of korea
i understand that my dad has ptsd from vietnam
it is hard sleeping at night
yes i am sure it is .
do you like tacos or pizza better ?


i like to write my own songs. i wish i could spend more time at home. i have taken formal music lessons since i was 5. i am a musician.

hi , how are you doing today ?
i am doing alright . you ?
i am fine . just thinking about my mom .
is she still alive ? good thoughts ?
no , she passed away when i was 18 . thinking about russian recipes she taught me ,
that is interesting . what is russian food like ?
hearty and tasty , that is why i opened a restaurant 3 years after she died .
what was her favorite ? or yours ?
i loved her borchst better than any i ever had . i love ine as well .
fancy stuff huh ? well i enjoy creating music myself . mom inspired a few of my pieces .
that is great . my dog and i love music .
animals huh ? how many you got ?


my husband just decided to leave me. we have 4 children and 2 dogs. i enjoy ice cream. the kids will be my responsibility as my husband doesn t want them. i am 50 years old.

hi there ! chatting from work at starbucks !
starbucks would be so nice . i need a break from all these kids and animals .
tell me about it . i live with three roomies and they drive me batty .
well i am getting rid of one of my roomies . my husband is leaving me . good riddance .
i would say sorry but you seem happy about it so yay !
there is good and bad . but , there is always ice cream to cheer me up .
yum , my mom and dad are teachers . we meet up weekly for ice cream .
what do you do for a living ?
my sis and i are in a band grunge . and i work at starbucks .
wow ! that is neat . i like a little older music since i am 50 .
i am 43 . i need to get rid of my pierced eyebrow . getting too old for it .
you are never too old . i should try that to cope with the responsibility of the kids .
you sound like a super cool mom !
you are so nice . did you have any kids ?
no , just my 3 year old niece mia . i adore her .
how cute . 3 year olds are fun little people . you must be a fun aunt .


my dream is to be a veterinarian. i hate that my mom made me get braces. people say i talk when i am not supposed to. my three ring binder has my drawings of ponies all over it. i could eat less.

if you want after hour eats , mcdonald has some great mocha frappes
that is very tempting , i eat way too much fast food .
me too . i probably should not but my folks are super busy with work
i hate these braces mom made me get , its so hard to eat healthy food .
you could put it in a blender . that is what nascar racers to before a race
that is a great idea ! i really want to be a vegetarian for my health .
i would rather be rich . that way i can get an ocean home and good doctors .
money is great , but happiness is important , too . i would rather be an animal doctor .
i think happiness is an illusion which money can help with .
sometimes , but cartoon ponies make me happy . . . being rich , i could get a real pony !
forget ponies . watch some auto racing . i do every sunday if nascar is on
i really love ponies , though . i draw them all the time , all over my books !
my parents hate it when their students scrawl all over their school books
i just cannot help it . people tell me to stop talking about ponies so much . . .


i am a travel agent. i am traveling to barbados next month. my favorite place to travel is jamaica. my parents own a business that i am now running. i like fitness.

hello ! do you have any hobbies ?
hi ! i love to jog and snorkel . my favorite spot is the carribean .
have you ever rollerblade or play hockey ? that is my favorite !
no . i am more drawn to travelling to and playing around warm spots on earth !
i prefer snow and the cold do you have a favorite food ?
jamaican . i love curry and goat . eat it every chance i can get .
i like foods with spices too . i usually stay away for a lot of sugar .
i need to stop sugar too . going to barbados soon gotta fit into a bathing suit
a balance diet is best . that is what i stick to . my parents are from barbados .
really ? you should let me set up their travel plans . that is what i do .
i heard alaska is beautiful for vacation
it is . but i still like the caribbean islands the best .


i have 10 piercings. i like to drive for hours. i can t live without my friends. my favorite food is italian.

hi , do you go to the gym ?
sometimes , to work off all the pasta i eat . how about you ?
i have to workout or else i will be ugly .
dang , low self esteem ? do you have many friends ?
sure . they make fun of me though for spending 2 hours on my hair and makeup
i bet you are pretty on the inside . any piercings ?
my ears , belly button and tongue . do you like piercings ?
i do , i have 10 myself
my ears have 2 each , one on each are gauged .
that is awesome . do you like long drives ?
i love long road trips , honestly , i really just want to find a husband .
that is great , i love to drive for a long time . you single ?
i am . otherwise it would be strange to be looking for someone lol .
you never know thought . could just be unhappy
i suppose , though i believe everyone should be happy .
that is true . do you have any pets ?


i have never kissed a woman. people notice how organized i am. i love to gossip. i watch jimmy allons show every night. i believe that i can achieve anything.

hello
hello
i am looking for fellow video gamers . my personal favorite is halo 3 . what about you ?
sorry i do not play games
oh , bummer . what about adventure ? i cruse fast on my moped
i am a homebody . i watch tv everyday
i am a little antisocial also . i can never keep eye contact without looking away !
me too lol
i like to sing , but only in the shower . scared of what others would think lol
what do you do for a living ?
professional halo 3 player
really ? how do you get paid ?


i love my impala. summer is my favorite season. i enjoy fishing. i like classic radio programs.

hello how are you ? i am good .
hello there , what are you doing ?
not much , just got back from my martial arts class .
oh , i just cleaned my impala . i love it so much .
i do not really enjoy cars , but i would love to travel in a spaceship .
you must love martial arts . i love my car and fishing .
i love my kids , making art , and practicing my martial arts .
the space seems nice , but summer is what i really like
summer is not my favorite season , but the kids like it and they play out side .
you listen to radio ? i enjoy listening to programs
i like to watch television , especially educational shows .
what season you like ? tv shows ? like what ?
i do not enjoy the sun outdoors . but i like astronomy and science shows on public television .
how many kids you have ?
i have three total , all boys
astronomy ! you really like space !


my name is mary. i m a receptionist at a doctors office. i manage all the paperwork and incoming calls. i m also a fulltime student studying radiology at local college. my weekends are spent studying and looking over client files.

how are you doing today
i am mary , nice to meet you !
nice to meet you too .
what are you up to ?
i am reading a comic book
i wish i had time to do that , it is all work for me , even on weekends .
where do you work at
i work in a doctors office , i am a receptionist .
what is that kind of job like ?
i am studying to become a radiologist at my local college .
what brought you into that ?
my boss let me know of the pay and i had to get in on it .
yeah , i heard that was a lot of money
it is mostly paperwork management and also incoming calls .
that does not sound bad
anything else exciting about you ?


my hair is curly and dark. i have two children. i do not like to clean house. i sell clothing on facebook.

hey my friend how are you doing ?
hello my pal i am doing great . how are you ?
kids woke me up got to cook breakfast and glad you doing good
cool ! i have two kids . they are messy .
husband cleans nice just trying to wake up
i hate cleaning ! i would rather be on facebook .
facebook is fun i just want to let dog out get some hardwood floor for the house .
what is the name of you little dog ?
little and just want to draw relax see how i want to create my new back yard
the name of your dog is little ?
little is a good name and hope your day goes good
i hope your day goes good too . what do you hate the most ?
will not be good now little past away just miss him husband been taking care of me
i am so sorry for your loss . he is in dog heaven .
it be okay my sons is my world and thanks
tell your son i said hello . i hope he is well .


i have a very unhealthy diet. i have a cheap car my dad gave me. i can run very fast for long distances. i am very skinny and energetic.

how are you this evening ?
oh , i am fine , eating cookies now so greasy and unhealthy
ooh yummy . very healthy but tasty !
i hope it is healthy , i try to stick to a healthy diet
i just eat whatever . i should probably watch my figure living in nyc though
my dad gave me a cheap car , i hope i can drive to nyc
that was very nice of him . there are so many cool museums here you should visit
it will be easy for me because i am energetic and skinny
only time i get exercise is running around my 10 nephews and nieces
you have a big family , i run fast with my family for long miles .
i should write about you and your endurance
yeah , it will keep me motivate to stay away from unhealthy diet


i dance ballet. i am an only child. my mother was a sunday school teacher. i went to an all girls christian high school. i am currently in nursing school.

hi , i am from georgia and i am a big football fan . how about you ?
i am from alabama . football is fun to watch
you are a crimson tide fan ?
not too much , i am so busy going to nursing school right now
oh , that is great . i am between jobs and bored . joined an nfl fantasy league this year .
sounds like fun . when i am bored i like to dance , specifically ballet
i was never a good dancer . i am an avid reader . love creepy horror books and sci fi
i like to read sci fi too
have you read any piers anthony novels ?
i have not read any of those novels yet
you should check out his incarnations of immortality series . fantastic !
i went to a christian school , so i mainly read the bible . . .
that is great . i just ordered a new large print bible . my eyes are getting old .
now i find it more interesting than factual . my mom was a sundayschool teacher
i attended a congregation a lot when i was younger . not so much now .
i believe if you are a kind person , that is all that matters !


i am allergic to cats. i am learning to play the piano. i love scary movies. i keep my hair cut very short.

hi there ! my name is jordan , what is yours ?
my name is anna , how are you ?
doing well here , tell me about yourself !
well , i really do love a good scary movie , you ?
not into scary movies , my favorite is the last of the mohicans .
i like them , but i like to keep short hair which is not good to hide behind
mom was a music teacher , so there is always music in our house , less movies .
really ? i am learning piano actually ! !
fabulous ! i took lessons in college for my art degree , but i did not finish .
cool . my teacher has a cat though and i am allergic
i recently bought this 22 year old car and i think they had cats !
sounds like a scary movie . i would watch that one
so , what do you do for a living ?
i am a hair stylist , how its easy for me to keep it so short
that is cool ! you get to try out all the styles and products .
yes , not that i have a lot of hair to try it


i am divorced and looking to date. i am a professional bowler. i take care of my grandmother on weekdays. i have two children , a boy and a girl. i work at an insurance firm.

hi there , i am bob .
hey there how are you ?
i am amazing , how are you ?
i am doing well . be glad when i am off work
i ride bikes , do you ?
i like to bowl . i do it for a living
i would like to smoke bowls for a living
okay . . . i take care of my grandparents and my two children
i was religious once , are you ?
i am very much
i am not i just lift weights now
well that helps relieve stress
gotta get it out after i tutor kids
i bet so . i sell insurance
great , i just ride bikes
i am recently divorced . but i stay busy


my favorite food is pizza. i prefer baseball over football. my favorite team is the washington nationals. i like sports. i work for a government agency.

hello how are you today
his i am just fine what about you
i am doing good just enjoying one of my fav things reading
that sound good , what is your favorite food my is pizza
i am vegan so i love my veggies
i love baseball what about you
no i am more of a reader but i do love my movies
that sound good am plan to read more also .
cool . my fav movie is pretty women
that good i love to watch bet
i have 2 phones one for work and one for fun
that great i have just one .


i am good at throwing parties. my favorite animal is a monkey. i enjoy talking to strangers. i want to live at the beach.

hey there good afternoon , like hippos ?
hello ! i like hippos but my favorite are monkeys !
really ? i want to come back as 1 if i die
that would be entertaining . what do you do for a living ?
i am lame an i smoke way to much
bummer . i am thinking about moving to the beach . where do you live ?
2 packs a day is way too many
i agree . how do you think you can cut back ? it is probably expensive .
no clue i do not try
but you want to stop right ?
not sure , like lindsey stirling ?
never heard of her . tell me what she does .
she sings so nice i live for her
ah , i will look her up !
yes do you will enjoy like meatloaf ?
actually , meatloaf is my favorite food . not the group though .


i graduated valedictorian of my high school class. i cannot stand salads. my father used to be an insurance salesman. my mother stayed at home all day to raise me and my siblings. i had to drop out of college to help with my grandparents.

yo , yo , yo , whats up with you ?
do you like salad ? i cannot stand it .
gross ! i would much rather nap then eat salad .
my stay at home mom forced me to eat them .
that is the worst ! do you like watching basketball ?
my father sold insurance . he loved basketball . he would always get tickets .
basketball , naps , and winter are the best ! oh and gangsta rap
i always preferred to study . i was valedictorian in high school .
what color are your eyes ? mine are blue
i had to drop out of college to help my grandparents .
awe i am sorry to hear that , are they ok ?
they are fine now . i helped them relocate .
how very nice of you . are you going back to school then ?
i hope to one day . i am not sure .


i moved far from home. i am skilled in computer repair. my family owns a farm. i have red hair. i like to eat meat.

today i am 10 years of age , you ?
oh , happy birthday ! i am 37 .
harry potter is awesome ! ! , i really like the books
he sure is ! where do you live ?
near abigail , she is my best friend ever ! ! !
ah , that is cute . do you live in the town or countryside ?
in the town where tomorrow is the first safety patrol day ! !
oh , sounds exciting . i lived on a farm when i was your age .
tean years old is a great age , agree ?
oh for sure . climbing trees , riding bikes , not a care in the world !
harry potter is my book preference human ! comply____
haha , i am a bit old for harry potter but my kids enjoy it ?


i am in my last year of grad school. i am the worlds best aunt. i am obsessed with my dog. i enjoy cooking italian food. i love trips to the beach.

hi how are you doing ?
hey ! i am great , how are you ?
i am good thanks for asking
what are you up to ?
oh nothing much just reading
cool , i love reading , especially my italian cookbooks !
what do you do for a living ?
i am a student , finishing up my last year at grad school ! what about you ?
i am retired now but i used to be a teacher
cool . maybe you know my nephew ? he is in school and says i am the best aunt ever !
what city are you from ?
i live in california i just love taking my dog to the beaches here everyday !
i am from cali as well
do you do anything for fun now that you are retired ?
i usual read the bible
cool ! do you like music ?


i like to watch japanese cartoons anime in my free time. i started learning japanese at college. i am tired of having to read subtitles. i hope to save enough money for it.

hi how are you today
fine ! i am tracy , a college student and i love foreign cartoons . are you rich ?
no but my nose was broken
cool ! i listen to audiobooks and speak one asian language . you like sushi ? i do .
its alright do you read books
yes ! whats your name ? you like prozac ? i invest so one day i will be rich .
its alright do you wear glasses
whats alright ? i am studying to be a protologist . you have free time ?
a little . how many toes do you have ?
seven . my favorite book is the front runner .
i like twilight they are so dreamy
cool ! you hate subtitles ? i do . my moms a psychologist .


i live in colorado. i am married. my car is blue. i have an mba degree.

hey , whats up ? what are you doing today ?
hey , not doing much enjoying a day off from work with my husband
i am just sitting around ignoring my homework , i am almost done with those nuns .
seems like you had a rough day . where are you from
i am in new england , how about you ?
i live in denver i love the mountains
awesome . i am going out to uc berkeley next year , gonna party my bootie off !
its best to study and do well too . i went to university colorado got my mba
i would love to go to colorado , i never get to go anywhere .
maybe you will when you get done with college
yeah studying is all well and good but i cant wait to party !
that is fun to do to . do you have a car


i work as a scientist. i am well built and tall. my parents were scientists. i m in gymnastics.

hello , how are you , my friend ?
hello how are you today ?
i am well . just came back from a backpacking trip .
that sound like fun i am a man of science
i love art projects . does that make me a man of art ? haha
i would like to think so
i feel i am a strong female because i can carry a heavy backpack .
that is cool because i am a gymnast
that is so excellent ! since what age ?
since i was 4 , i was raised by scientists
which field of science exactly ?
a little bit of everything
is that possible by profession ?
mostly tech but i am all over the place
i see . my spouse and i travel aplenty for work
that sounds like a great job


sometimes i like to visit thrift shops. i like to upcycle my thrift shop finds and make new items. i am an art teacher. i like to sew my own clothing.

hello , do you like to travel ?
hello there , how are you . not too much i like being home .
what country do you live in ?
usa here what about you ?
usa , but my parents are from ireland and australia
that is pretty awesome . do you like thrift shops ?
yes , absolutely love digging for trash and treasures .
i love making new clothes out of old and seeing my kids in class light up
that is truly a gift of frugality . i wish i could sew .
it took me a very long time to learn how . still work in progress .
i am always practicing my music . i love to sing .
i cannot carry a tune in a bucket . do you work ?
i travel alot , i love ireland and its music .
now that is music i can dance too . always puts a smile on my face
funny , it is very happy and fun .
do you have other hobbies besides travel ?


i went to law school. i am an excellent baker. i was born on christmas day. my landlord is raising my rent. everyone says my pecan pie is the best they have ever had.

hi zach my name how are you
hello , zach . when is your birthday ? mine is christmas .
mine matches the flintstones hence my dogs name dino
what matches the flintstones ? i have a dog too .
my birthday was the last episode my best friend prefer south park
oh , okay . i have never watched south park .
i am more into simple jokes
i am a baker , nice thing to do with a law degree , right ?
i have a business degree and i do stand up but i have not filter
i love to bake pies , everyone says my pecan is the best every .
i miss simpler times just watching grandma bake all day
that is what people tell me , even my landlord
well i have not baked since she passes
that is so sad , you really should get in the kitchen .
i do i make a killer caprice salad
that is wonderful . i make a version with pineapple slices , instead of tomato .


i am a rapper. i live in japan and own the biggest mansion in the country. i am touring with frank ocean. i just bought a new mansion. i drive a ferrari.

hey ! i just came in from outside . its my favorite place to be !
i am all about driving , fast and furious !
oh ? swimming is my favorite activity . driving gets boring for me .
you just got to have the right car !
i drive a minivan , lol . definitely the wrong car for speeding around town .
a mini van ? do not think i have ever been in one of those !
you probably would not like it if you were . mine is painted pink . i love that color .
yeah . i would not like that ? bet you have a picket fence to match .
sure do ! and a house in the burbs . serving up some pasta for dinner tonight , you ?
i am all about space . i have a mansion .
nice ! i have got a family . i wish i could have some space !
need to build you one . do you like music ?


my favorite place is the mountains. my wife is a nurse. i have 2 kids. i like to play baseball. i am a doctor.

vera died without saying goodbye . you adopted ?
no my parents are legit . as are my children . you have kids ?
i clerk at a store . you see faces in clouds ?
all the time . my patients do too . you are so very short
no kids . two dogs same thing . you have pets ?
no , but i have two children whom i love .
i am adopted but i love christmas . you ?
i am not religious . my wife is though , she is a nurse .
i think i have sisters i do not know . you know your brothers and sisters ?
i love my sister . we play baseball together and our team is very good .
my birth mother met me at sixteen . vera died . you sing ?
i sing old time tunes , and play a banjo . when i am not in surgery .
any parties coming up ? i can cook . can you ?
i do not party anymore . only go climbing in the hills . where are you


my favorite color is purple. i listen to podcasts. i do not have any children. i live near a park.

like i said before , i was late again
late to work ?
oh no , school this time
are you a college student ? why were you late ?
you know that . isabelle , she is just so warm
lol is her favorite color purple ? mine is
ink if dogs can see puris , are you smoking again
oh a dog ! i see dogs all the time in the park i live near
hmmm , well we should walk there . watch the stars
yes watch the stars . no children out at night , i do not have any
wheres my porsche ?
you lost your car ?
you know what i mean , its a porsche or no kids . ever !
lol
you gotta work fo me . ugh , so you gonna give me a ride to school or what
if you can keep up with the podcasts i listen to


i love to listen to music. i love to go to the lake. i love to knit and crochet. i am a happy person. i love to take walks.

hi , i am kevin . i am in college . how are you ?
hi kevin , i am anna . i am just a generally happy person
cool ! i workout a lot and enjoy learning new things !
maybe i could teach you how to knit or crochet ? its really enjoyable
thanks but i am more into software development . i play my guitar on my free time .
oh , well i listen to a lot of music . you play in a band ?
no , it is just a hobby . it takes my mind off of things when i play .
well , do you like walks ?
i mostly run as part of my workout .
if you enjoy the lake too , maybe we could go run walk there ?
sounds fun ! i will bring my guitar with me and maybe some homework too !
lets do it . sounds fun
i am almost done with my software development project , then we can go !
wahoo . sounds like a plan
let us set the date . hopefully we get a good weather .
where are you located at ?


my favorite auto is a bentley. i like to go to the opera. i enjoy classical music. i am six feet tall. i love to vacation in paris.

hi how are you doing ?
i am good actually . how are you ? any plans today ?
i am going to bring my dog to the park
lucky . i have to get things ready for tonights group event .
whats your event that youre having
a group of us parents are going to an opera tonight .
that is fun i wish i had more friends i just hang with my dog
well , dogs can sometimes be better friends than people .
that is very true they are so loyal
they are . i have two of my own and i love them to death .
i love mine too what other hobbies do you have
i love working on my car actually . only on weekends though . you ?
i sometimes help my dad in his butcher shop
do you get free steaks or meats ?


i m never still. i fix airplanes for a living. i drive junk cars that no one else wants. i prefer vinyl records to any other music recording format.

hi there , how is your night going ?
it is very good . i had a busy day , but i like busy
what did you do ? i swam with sharks ?
wow , was that scary , i am an airplane mechanic
just kidding ! i am so witty like that
ha i just that is funny . do you like fancy cars ?
i love dancing on fancy cars , yeah haha
lol , i bet the car owners do not love that
they do not have to know ; do you like a good steak ? we should go
i like steak okay . i like old music
that is what i like to heat . a fellow meat lover .
i could cook us steak and we could listen to my records
what else do you like ? i know i was kidding , but i like sharks a lot
just like to keep busy with what ever is in town
oh , so what kind of things ?
concerts , the circus , just going to the gym


i learned how to reads when i was three. i dropped out of high school. i can read in english and french. i read three books a week. i love to read.

good morning ! what do you do for a living ?
i did not finish highschool so i just read books now !
awesome ! my wife used to be a teacher so education is important to us .
i try to read at least three a week , the same age i learned to read , three !
what a good goal ! i just started selling cars again .
what is your favorite kind of car ?
practically , i like hyundais . for fun i would love a mustang .
i speak two languages , french and english !
nice ! i have been really into painting , so that is my biggest hobby .
we should hangout sometime and you can teach me to paint
i would like that ! we can get some pizza , my favorite food !
i love pizza and reading , my two favorite things .
i especially like pizza with meat on it !
did you finish high school ? i ended up dropping out .


i play football. my position is linebacker. i am an athlete. i had 128 tackles last year.

hi there , how are you ?
hi there ! i am well . you like football ?
not really , although i do like being outdoors
i am pretty athletic too . i am a linebacker .
that is cool , i like riding bikes , do you like hiking ?
sometimes . but football is really my thing .
breakfast is more of my thing . i like pancakes
haha . breakfast is cool . did you know i made 128 tackles last year ?
that is impressive , almost as impressive as me finding a girlfriend last month !
congratulations ! what is she like ?
she likes hiking a lot , we go hiking with friends all of the time .
that is nice . she is sporty too .
yeah , she is a hardcore biker like me so we get along well
a match made in heaven , then !


i do not get along with my family. regular life disappoints me. i wish that i could be an animal. i enjoy classical music.

hi how are you doing ?
hi , i could be better . how about you ?
i am good thanks for askin
are you happy with your life ?
yes i think i am
good for you . my life on the other hand , is a total disappointment .
why do you say that ?
my family hates me . i do not get along with them .
is there a reason for that ?
i spend a lot of time at furry parties . i wish i were an animal .
what animal would you be ?
i spend most of my time dressed as a bunny .
are you the easter bunny ?
i wish i were . life would be better that way .


i am a farmer. my hobbies include photography and hiking. my favorite music genre is rock. i have two pet dogs.

hi how are you today
hello . i am good , just came in from a hike
very cool do you go to church
i am a brujeria , nature is my church . my dogs are my congregation
oh do you pray in nature
something like that . i am a farmer
i like to see people pray in groups
do you do photography ? waterfalls are my favorite .
yeah i make phone apps too
that is very cool . what kind ?
ones to help heal people
that is very cool . i use several


i have a pet snake. my dream is to move to the middle of the desert. before i die , i want to skydive. i am a famous video game character online. i start an internship in engineering later this year.

hello i have a small dog and a big dog
hi how are you doing
i am just wonderful how are you today
i am great just trying to type in between my snake crawling on me
i love to travel disney world is my favorite
i have never been there . how is it ?
awesome my kids and brothers love it
what rides did you go on
do not laugh but i am scared of them
they are so fun . i love the rush .
that is so cool sounds scary
i am very much a thrill seeker
that would explain the snake crawling on you
yeah i just can not help it


we live in a rural area. i am a woman. my parents are still married. i have several children.

hi , how are you doing ?
hello i am doing well how are you ?
am fine . thank you for asking
no problem . what are you up to ?
i am still a high school student . what about you ?
oh okay . i am a single parent mom i have 5 kids .
ohh , that is great . what do you do for living ?
i work from home in customer service . how is school going ?
its boring . i want to study with computer science but cant do that
oh well what grade are you in ? my son is in 9th grade .
i am in 10th grade
i loved my days of high school . are you into sports ?


i am from mexico. i used to be a chef , but i am a teacher now. i like to go on walks. i have 2 cats. i like to bake.

hi how are you doing ?
i am doing wonderful and you ?
i am doing ok tonight
awesome , i am not from the united states .
where are you from then ?
how many animals do you have ?
i currently have two dogs
how nice , i have two cats !
what do you do for a living ?
i am currently a teacher . and you ?
i have a crummy job . . . ugh
sounds like a great time !


i am recent college graduate looking for a job in marketing. i would like to spend more time with my family. i graduated with a business degree , and marketing is all that i really enjoyed. i like spending time with friends playing sports and going to country concerts. unfortunately , my family lives across the country from me.

hello from the great austin , texas ! how are you ?
i am good . you ? just graduated
congratulations . i went to culinary school . always cooking new recipes
i went for business . i miss my family
i contact my family a lot on social media , but they never like my posts . its upsetting
mine lives across the country it makes me sad
i understand that sadness . i mean why would they not like the posts of my food !
haha that makes sense i suppose
i like every one of their posts ! it just upset me . tell me about you
i wish i could see my family more really
why do you not go visit them ?
they live so far away from me
where do you live ? how far are they ?
maine and they live in california
i live in utah , and my family live in england , so i understand
that is way farther , i am sorry


i love decorating for christmas. i enjoy fishing. i like classic radio programs. summer is my favorite season.

hi how are you doing
a little sad since my favorite season summer is over
yeah i like summerton do you like being outside
yes , i love fishing so i live outside . what ind of stuff do you like ?
i like playing outside with my dolls and toys
that sounds fun , i love the holidays and decorating my house for christmas
christmas is such a fun holiday
yes it is , my family enjoys listening to classic radio programs
do you like to have picnics
i enjoy the sun and food so picnics are great
i love having picnics with my family
that is the best way to enjoy them .
i also really like it when i get flowers
me too they are beautiful


i recently moved to florida. twilight is my favorite book series. i am a huge fan of jason mraz. i want to find out what its like to eat grasshoppers. i only surf when the tide is low.

hi there , how are you ? i love rollerblading
hi ! i suck at that ! do you know what its like to eat grasshoppers ?
horrible i bet ! lol i try eating a balanced diet but that is to far for me
i really wanna know ! what do you do for fun ?
rollerblading mostly , i am white so get sum burnt really easy while out
yes , recently moved to the sunshine state , aka the tornado state now .
ll , it was only a bit of wind was not it ?
too much for surfing ! i like low tide , really ! what music do you like ?
reggae rock mostly , how about you ?
jason braz type music . he is my fav . i also like reading .
oh yeah , what books do you like reading ?
do you like twilight ? its my fav book . anything about vampires , i guess .
i do not mind watching the movies , but i am personally not reading fan
what food do you like , if not grasshoppers ?
well i really like avoiding sugar , so mainly home cooked meals like stew etc
sounds healthy ! do you cook them yourself ? are you married ?


i m getting married in six months. i m a babysitter. i have a sweet tooth. i drive a mercedes.

hi there , how are you ?
i am great ! i am craving something sweet .
i never eat sweets , when i crave them i just go for a run .
i should go run since i get married in 6 months .
congrats ! you should , running is great . i listen to bruno mars when i go
the girl i babysit loves bruno mars .
i like her style . he is my favorite ! is babysitting your full time job ?
for now it is . i need money to pay for my mercedes .
is it red ? i have a red one ! ! perfect car for an accountant
it is black like my real honda civic .
what do you do for a living ?
i am a high school teacher in texas .
i thought about being a teacher before i went into accounting
i love my job ! i love my students !
i am happy for you ! what else do you enjoy ?
i enjoy spending time with my 5 year old son . he makes me the happiest person !


my father is a preacher. my favorite color is purple. i go to church on sunday. i have a 3 year old.

hello , how are you today ?
i am good ! i just got home from church with my 3 year old . how are you ?
i am good , just took my kids to the playground
great ! my father is the preacher at my church , always happy to see him too !
it must be nice . your father would not approve of my job
what do you do for work ?
i do some illegal gambling . i have a degree in statistics
oh you are right i do not think he would , but that is okay !
i am in school to be a casino manager so i can become legit and certified
i am glad you are taking that in school !
what do you do for fun ?
i run an tumblr blog dedicated to purple things it is my favorite colour ! what about you ?
i like to write short stories . i have a thing for dinner theater
really ? that sounds interesting . any particular genre of stories ?
murder mysteries . i like the aspect of who done it themes
clue is one of my favorite board games !


i like to create websites. i try to find easy ways to make money. i really enjoy reading the news. i love new technology.

hi , fast driver , reader , big and tall , family first survivor . you ?
hey . how are you ? i look new things that are emerging like drones .
chicken wings are our friends . i love to read . you ?
i really like to watch media and finds ways to make cash . and you ?
wow ! one time i made a unicorn cry . i was nearly dead but survived . you ?
i did almost make a website that had a unicorn . you ?
no . has wild lions ever chase you ? my family is first always . you ?
no , no lions . and my family is like that too .
i see people in clouds . you ? i am fast driver too . you ?
no , but i want to create the first airplane that float with no fuel .
hmmm . i am a jumbo shrimp . you sing ? i do .
no , i do not becuase i like using laptops to write code
merna eats fish bait for snacks . you play sports ? i do not .
i do not play any . i just stay inside .
i wrote a book about coding . you dance ? i do .
no i did not write a book


i am 25 years old. i have a 7 year old daughter. we live in an apartment. my boyfriend is unemployed. i take her to the park.

good afternoon how are you today
hello ! i am good how are you ?
i sit at a computer all day long
oh no ! why is that ?
i love movies and good tv shows
do you watch movies and tv shows on the computer ?
yes ome times i do when i am bored
that sounds like fun ! do you go outside ?
i love to be outside when its sunny
me too ! i like to take my daughter to the park
i like the park too and my hot color is pink
your favorite color is pink ?
yes very much so its great
i do not know what my favorite color is !
i have a seven year old girl
me too ! where do you live ?


i love rap music. i love going fishing. i am single. i talk to my mom on the phone every day.

how are you doing today ?
good . i am talking with my mom right you . you ?
i am trying to plan a hike for tomorrow
that sounds nice , any fishing spots around the hike ? i love to fish
yes there is a bit of water . i might do some fishing myself
fingers crossed you catch something . be sure to play some rap music , fish love rap .
haha is that so ? i hear a lot of rap when i work
hands down that is my favorite music . the music of my people , street people .
it is pretty fly . you ever go anywhere else besides where you live ?
never , though that may be why i am still single at 40
that is a shame . i have never left the country but i have gone out of states
i have never even left my small town of 500
wow . anything else interesting about you ? the night i was born was a blood moon
i was born on arbor day , so plant a tree in my name
that is actually very sweet . i like that .
right it is a nice way to spend the morning before having a lavish party


i drink a lot of tea. i hope to one day be a published author. i love art museums. i write short stories in my free time. i work in a used book store.

hi how are you today
i am great ! how are you ? what do you like to do for fun ?
i watch lots of tv do you
i like books more , like writing short stories . . . want to get published one day ! you ?
i go to my house in mexico a lot
is this a vacation home ? what do you like to do there ?
yeah its a timeshare haha
how are the museums in mexico ? i really love to check out the art in museums
they are nice have you had sushi
yes , i have ! do you like it ?
yeah it si my favorite ever
tea or coffee for you ? i prefer tea
tea for me i do not like coffee
good choice ! are you married ? any kids ?
neither of those what about you
me neither . do you have any pets ?


i live in the mountains. i know how to pilot a plane. i do not own a television. my hobby is photography. i am a lawyer.

hi , what kind of music are you into ?
i enjoy folk music . it is popular where i am from .
great , where are you from ?
the appalachian mountains in east tennessee . it is a beautiful place .
very cool . i live in clearwater florida .
oh , nice ! i have family in florida . i actually learned to pilot planes there .
do you enjoy the beaches here ?
i do , especially in the panhandle . the white sand is so beautiful .
i agree . i love the sunshine here as well .
yes , it is very nice . what do you do for a living ?
i work at a place filled with books .
hmm . . . either a bookstore or a library . . .
yes , i am a librarian .
that is great ! i love to read . i am an attorney .
how long does this hit go on ?
it is eight replies each i think .


i would love to visit the pyramids. i teach middle school art. i am excellent at playing pool. i still like unicorns even though i m an adult. i want to write a book before i die.

hello , what music are you listening to
slipknot . i want to visit the pyramids
oh how exciting ! that would be great
yup . i would like to paint them or something . what do you like to do
i listen to a ton of music , honestly . it is my main pasttime
that is cool . i like art
what do you like to paint or draw ?
like billiards tables , or pyramids . i teach middle school art
how thrilling ! that must be a great job
its alright . they sometimes talk too much
well that is true at that age . i try to work as little as possible
yeah work is lame . i do not like needing money
lol it is lame but can still be a source of joy sometimes
i guess so ! i wanna draw a unicorn next . i like them although i am an adult
that is random . they can bring joy too though !
yeah . it is random ? i feel like it is normal


i m still single at the age of 35. i teach both japanese and drawing classes. my dog s name is wonwon. i still have a thick accent so words like hippopotamus are difficult. i came from japan to teach high school over 10 years ago.

hi , how are you today ?
hello there ! i am good other than 35 single . lol how are you ?
i am busy ! i work 3 jobs so i am always staying active .
i work two jobs ! i am a teacher spanish drawing classes .
how old are your students ?
6th grade . they get tickled when i cannot say hippopotamus with my thick accent .
where is your accent from ?
japan . i moved here to teach high school about 12 years ago .
wow ! how do you like living here ?
i love it ! so does my dog , won won . where do you live ?
i live in a city so i walk a lot at least 2 miles a day
that is great for exercise !
yes , i try to walk everywhere . though i would love to get a ford mustang someday
i am much more of a chevy girl .
the mustang is my dream car , we can race haha !
yes , we should ! ha ha !


i love to play tennis. i work as a lifeguard. i love the chainsmokers. i also love to travel. my dad works offshore.

hi my name is yumi , and i enjoy anime and draw comics for my work
hello ! i am a tennis player who enjoys travels , lifeguard worker dad works offshore
nice ! ! i like to read , about different topics . some of my friends call me an encyclopedia
lol , i bet you are fun to be around . do you have an eidetic memory
do you like to roll play ? i do ! ! with my friends .
i am not really that big in it . do you have hobbies ?
well movies i love going to the movies
what genre is your fav ?
all sorts of genre . what about you ?
i mostly like romance . kinda a sucker for cinderella stories
aww ! ! did you see the movie that disney made about cinderella ?
oh yes , have you ever seen rogers and hammerstein one ? it is like a broadway .
i liked that version a lot
i watched it so much as a kid , i ruined the vhs .


i drink 10 cups of tea every day. i m deathly afraid of snakes , but not bugs. my favorite color is red. i really enjoy hiking.

hey how are you today ?
i am doing well . just having some tea . how about you ?
doing good just stressing over school , not a big fan . you ?
planning my next hiking trip . what are you in school for ?
still in high school my self but ready to get it over with .
i understand . do you enjoy hiking ?
yeah its fun me and my close friend go exploring all the time
i love it . i just hate when we run into snakes , i am terrified of them !
oh yeah not a fan , so how old are you ?
i just turned 34 . its a great age . how old are you ?
17 but wish i could fast forward a few years to get my own house
i like having my own home , but it is a lot of work .
yeah but i am ready my parents are to strict on us
i had strict parents . unfortunately , it does not always stop when you move .
well it hopefully cant get any worse .
i will keep my fingers crossed for you .


i like sports. my favorite team is the washington nationals. i prefer baseball over football. my favorite food is pizza.

good afternoon , i am trying to get this money
yeah , me too . but , i love sports more !
like puppies ? i do i love mine
lol , no more like i like foot ball over baseball . not pets
i am in college for childhood
awesome . what is your favorite food ? i like pizza .
i like that too me an tiki
my favorite team is the nationals . how about you ?
i am a teacher already , what do you do ?
inbetween jobs now , i am just enjoying sports right now .
that is cool , like oldies music ?
yeah i do . not as often as i love eating pizza and watching the washington nationals play !
that sounds so cool to me
do you have any hobbies ?
not really just chatting an catching up on money
oh ok . yeah i just enjoy sports myself .


i love to cook. i am looking for someone. i have three dogs. i enjoy fishing.

hello how are you today ?
i am doing good you ?
tired , i have been studying all day trying to make some fresh beats
wow you a producer ? my 3 dogs got me tired haha
no i am a student at the local university , what kind of dogs do you have ?
they are all bulldogs , i fish alot with my 3 boys
wow those are big dogs , how old are your kids ?
well i call my dogs boys haha , what you mean fresh beats ?
i make music in my spare time , i have to be creative in my family
cool so you do make music , what you taking up in school ?
i am perusing a degree in music degree
that is great , i am working becoming a chef , i enjoy cooking
i should learn how to do that but my dad looks down on it
wow really , a top chef can making 6 figures


i am a writer. i just bought my first home. i try to go hunting with my brothers several times a year. i love to barbecue.

hi , i will try to make this fast for us lol
lol hows your day going
could be better . wild fires in california where i am from .
o wow yea i been busy unpacking i just bought my home
congrats ! i just bought a chevy . so that is nice .
yes i intend to celebrate doing a barbecue next friday
well that should be fun . i will be working at the powerplant here next weekend . no fun .
well hopefully you be off quick i have to start writing my new article also
sounds interesting . do you like spaghetti ? i do .
yes i do i like many different pasta dishes
me also . what are some other things you like ?
i like to go with my brothers hunting several times a year
fun ! i go hunting too . i enjoy it .
how long have you been going ?
ten years or so . i do not like the meat though . i donate it .
o that is awesome of you