i am taking a year off before i start college. i am saving money to buy my first car. i currently work at mcdonalds. i live with my parents.

hey how you doing ? i am rob !
i am good . just got off work .
cool ! ! what do you do for a living ?
i work at a fast food restaurant .
cool ! i am a student ! i cannot wait to finish high school !
i am trying to save some money to buy a car .
what kind of car are you looking for ?
a toyota . i am still living with my parents .
me too ! they keep me healthy !
i work out and try to eat healthy .
same for me ! eating healthy is very important ! !
do you like to work out ?
sure , but i prefer playing guitar ! i play guitar in a rock band !
oh that sounds like fun .


i sing in the shower. i struggle with maintaining eye contact. my favorite video game is halo 3. i like to take cold showers.

hi how are you doing
i am hungry how about you
i play games too much to eat
i like halo 3 it is my favorite
i am a pro at that
what is your favorite color ?
green and what is yours
i like emerald green and hot pink
those are both cool colors
i like to sign what about you
i love to sing when i can
i love to do it in the shower
that is the best place for me
i am really comfy there


i love working out. my parents live in kentucky. i am a freelance writer. i currently am engaged to my high school boyfriend.

hi ! i am currently majoring in psychology .
hello , i go to the gym frequently
i listen to my favorite band , avett brother , while i am at the gym .
that is cool ! . i live in kentucky with my family . how about you ?
i live in pittsburgh pa , i love the steelers !
what do you do for a living ? i am a freelance writer !
i travel , i love to do it . i enjoy going to broadway shows all over .
nice ! . i also like to travel with my newly engaged boyfriend from high school .
that is cool . tell me something else about you !
i just love to work out !
that is cool . well i have to get back to my studies soon . is there anything else ?
that is about it ! how are you today ?
i am good . just trying to make this money and you ?
same . just trying to earn a extra dollars !
i just want to afford this life lol why is that so hard !
lol why is this taking so long to finish haha .


i am a vegetarian. i love animals. i make 50k a year. i like to make clothes.

hi how are you doing ?
i am doing well thank you . and you ?
good jus done with my hospital shift .
oh are you a doctor ? or a nurse ?
psychologist . i work in the trauma unit .
that has to be an interesting and rewarding job
rewarding but tough sometimes . long hours
i bet my job is not nearly as interesting
what do you do for a job ?
i work in a vets office , because i really like to be around animals .
love animals . am a vegetarian myself . got to be tough sometimes .
me too . no meat for this girl . it is tough , but rewarding .
sure is . animals have souls too .
yes , they are amazing . since my salary is low , i try to make my clothes
that is so cool . would love to do that .
it is a good hobby . what are your hobbies ?


i have a strange obsession with pens. i enjoy writing for long periods of time. i wish i did not have to work. i wish i made more money.

hi , nice to meet you ?
hello ! what do you do for a living ?
i work around here and there
oh ? do you use a nice pen for that ? what kind of pen ?
i do not have a pen
what ? that is awful . i use a pen . its black . super smooth .
okay , good to know .
i was thinking of getting a new pen . i write a lot .
what type of food do you like ?
i can eat sometimes . i need a new pen . this one is good , but not good enough .
i enjoy meat for my meals
meat is ok . i found a really nice pen i want to get . i am saving for it .


i am a woman. i like crocheting. i have five children. i love cats.

hello ! how is your day ?
hey i am good just petting one of my cats , you ?
great , taking my dog to the park . how many cats do you have ?
five cats and also five children , i am a supermom !
wow ! you have me beat ! only 2 of each here .
crazy cat lady is what i would be described as
i am the domestic house wife . nothing crazy over here .
me too , we should have a tea party some time .
that sounds nice . very tranquil which is what i need .
also i enjoy crocheting in my free time , what about you ?
i love zumba . i feel since now i am thirty , i need to exercise more
i had 2 sets of twins , i am only 28 .
that is definitely a lot of work . plus a husband . yikes !
it is rough but my cats keep me sane .
yes pets help keep the mind healthy .
what else do you love to do ?


i live in a bad neighborhood. i worry about my image. i worry about our neighbors yelling in the middle of the night. i wish my mom was healthier. i wish i could go to a better school.

i will not travel on the bus
why not ?
my mother and father are no longer alive
i am sorry to hear that . my mom is , but she is not very healthy .
i cannot get happiness in small items
so what then makes you happy ?
i hear tunes for 5 hours a during 24 hours
i hear my neighbors yelling . makes me worry about them .
i will never sit in the bus
do you have a bus phobia ?
i will not work more than 4 days in succession
what kind of work do you do ?
i see happiness in tiny items
earlier you said you find no happiness in small things .


i like to go to the farmer s market every weekend. i am committed to the environment. i live in nashville. i play music in my spare time. i work in academia at a local university.

hey . how are you doing ?
i like jumping on the moon
that is pretty savage . so whats popping ?
my elbows , i am old
ouch . so do you have any hobbies ? do you work ?
i play i play music in tennessee
nice what kind of music do you play ? blue grass ?
hip hop , with zebras on rainbows
cool i go outside alot . do you ?
i am allergic to sunshine
its 85 degrees outside where i live . what about you ?
90 ! i hate florida so much
dang . i am in mississippi . i love florida . where would you rather be ?
i am moving to tennessee in spring


i saw a solar eclipse when i was 8 years old. i simply walk around when i have nothing to do. i have high speed internet. i got hired as a security guard. i can beat anyone in chess.

hey , they call me blue eyes . do you have a nickname ?
hello how are you what are you doing today ? yes i have
i am barbecuing up some steaks and kebabs . meat is so good .
i walk when i have nothing to do . i work as a guard and have fast internet .
where do you walk ? i go through the desert , i love it .
i walk in the park because when i was a kid a saw a solar eclipse
hmm , i do not quite see the correlation there but okay .
you do not get it but i do
do you go to school ? i dropped out to fulfill my dream of traveling .
no i do not have money for that
what do you do all day then ?
nothing much just walking around
that sounds less then thrilling .
yes i know but its makes me happy
well that is all that matters .
yes happiness is a good feeling


i am very smart. i work as a janitor. i love the outdoors. i love to drink whiskey.

hi
hello
my only buddy is bella
huh ?
my beloved bella she is a toy sized dog .
oh ok . what do you do for a living ?
i work for a newspaper company
where arre you from ?
i am from new york i use to work with my dad in his butcher shop .
do you still do that ?
no way , me an bella get the papers done together
what papers ?
the newspaper , you tell me ?
i am confused


i have a son. i like going on walks. i run a small bakery. i love to laugh.

hello ! what do you do for a living ?
hello . my family runs a small bakery . and you ?
how fun ! i run a school , my wife used to be one of the teachers .
that is great ! my son wants to be a teacher as well
its very rewarding ! my favorite subject to teach is art , i love painting .
that amazing . i wish i could paint here . a lot of skyscrapers to paint in ny
new york is wonderful , their pizza is great . i love the meat lovers pizza .
artichoke pizzas are a thing here
oh yes . i live near manhattan , on the weekends i sell cars there .
that is great . where do you live exactly ?
new jersey . only a train ride away !
new jersey is great ! i am up in astoria . great people there . always making me laugh


my favorite color is blue. i love sushi. i own a car. i am a girl. i love dogs.

hi there , i am sarah , nice to meet you
hi . i am melissa and this list is my true self . . . lol
i am sure it is ! what do you like to do for fun melissa ?
i love to play with my dogs !
cool ! i am more of a sports fan , love watching tennis or golf on tv
what kind of car do you drive ? i own my car honda .
i drive a prius . perfect 5th grade teacher car here in oakville ny
even though blue is my favorite color , my car is black .
you should trade it in for a blue one ! what do you like to do to relax ?
i like going to my favorite sushi restaurant with friends .
i personally love reading by the lake on the weekends to relax
there is not any lakes near me in houston .
you should come visit me sometimes and we can go
are you really in new york ? we went to cooperstown this summer .
yes , oakville . what did you do ?
we went to see one of our old astros get inducted into the hall of fame .


i love to fish. my favorite musician in charlie daniels. i am from tennessee. i have a black lab.

how are you doing today
i am great ! just at home playing with my black lab .
wish i can live in the dorms next year
we have dorms here in tennessee . what are your hobbies ?
i m currently in college barely started
i enjoy fishing , do you fish ?
actually help me process science classes
charlie daniels has a degree in science , he is my favorite singer .
that s pretty awesome what kind of music do you
i do not do music , i listen to it .
what kind of music do you listen to
i listen to pop music usually . or top 40 .
it s pretty awesome do you think
what college do you attend ?


i enjoy cold winters and strong breezes. i listen to a lot of strange music. i wish i could write in cursive. i wait for something interesting to happen each day. i wish i could live in iceland.

hi , how are you today ? i am singing along with the radio .
i am good , that is sounds fun . i love strange music myself
one of my favorite bands is the mutineers . they are out of denver .
nice . denver seems like a cool place
i have never been there , but my best friend moved there .
i have been there , but would rather live in iceland
that would be an interesting experience . i am happy here in the midwest though
yeah , me too , i like the cold winters actually . ha
yeah , i like all the seasons . i am a pretty happy person , always smiling and singing .
that is a good way to be !
sometimes i annoy people . do you like to read ? i love books
yeah , i like to read
sometimes i walk to a big oak tree in the summertime and sit and read books .
that sounds wonderful . i usually am looking waiting for something interesting to happen every day


my dad is an airline pilot. i make videos about makeup. i am a youtuber. i have a cat named leela.

hello , i currently am enjoying my new ford f150 truck .
hi , i love cats and have one named leela
i love cats too , my favorite is the russian blue .
i really like them too . my cat stars in most of my youtube videos
that terrific , you must be very creative , i like to draw in my spare time .
yes , i try to be i often do makeup videos
very nice , today i am working around the house , which is now paid fyi .
that is nice now you have more money to travel
i still enjoy my job , i am a firefighter .
that is dangerous . i get free tickets to travel
that is awesome , where do you like to travel .
i do a lot of international travel because my dad is a pilot
i thought about becoming a pilot , i still might go for it .
you should follow your dreams and try
i think i will look into it .
that would be good to do . you should try to look it up on youtube


i like to dance with my friends. i really like to go to school. i am six feet tall. i have a family that are all tall. i love to be run.

hello how are you doing ?
i am doing good but i have to go to school
i always had a problem with eye contact when going to school i do not miss that
you ever visited mars ?
no do not want to . have you ?
yes , i saw aliens there and there is fresh water to drink
i think i had better go and take a cold shower after hearing that
you can jump off the roof too
do you play video games ?
yes i have a playstation 4 , what about you ?
me too i love halo 3
i was in a movie with samuel l jackson


my dog s name is toto. my favorite food is meatloaf. my car is green and smells weird. my grandma is from denmark. my favorite band used to be toto.

well hello there ! how are you doing today ?
wonderful . how are you today ?
i am doing great . anything interesting with you ?
yes . so my favorite band was toto and i named my dog toto .
rip jeff porcaro he was an awesome drummer .
oh . i am so sorry he died .
it was a long time ago . anyway , i just got back from the mall .
oh . what did you buy ?
nothing for me , but i helped my daughters pick out stuff , which i love to do .
cool . what is your favorite food ? mines is meatloaf .
i am so totally into all things food ! i love being a home chef . pizza lol
lol . you are so funny . what color is your car ? mines is green .
mine is grey , and i will have to add you to my chat friends !
yes . definitely add me . my car smells weird too .


i have a terrible singing voice. i am a short order cook at a local diner. under a pen name , i write romance books. this past summer i hiked the appalachian trail.

hi there . how are you doing ?
i am tired , been holding my kid until he is falling asleep
yeah that is tiring . how many kids do you have ?
i have 1 and sometimes a handful i would never sing to him .
i have two . and i am love taking pictures and videos to remember them this small .
my singing voice is terrible . i am a short order cook . at a diner
i love little diners . do you ever wonder ab out the next life ?
what do you mean ? the past summer i hiked the appalachian trail .
where we will end up ? reincarnation ? i try not to think about it too much .
hmm do not know . i write romantic novels under a pen name .
interesting ! i would enjoy work like that .
it is not so bad . it helps pays the bill a bit .
i bet it puts a smile on peoples faces . i love to do that .
it does , what do you like to do tell me more about yourself ?
i enjoy reading tarot cards and making candles . you ?
really ? ! that is awesome give me a reading ?


i have a dog and we go for walks. i help my neighbor. i am a grandmother. i live in a city.

hello . how are you today ?
i am wonderful . how might you be ?
i am fine . what is your favorite music ?
i love old music , like john lennon . what do you do for fun ?
i play tennis ! do you ?
oh no , i am far too old for that . i do knit though !
i like to crochet ! that is sort of the same thing .
yes it is ! do you have pets ?
no . i wish i had a cat .
i take my dog for walks a lot .
what is the name of your dog ?
mickey ! he is such a cute thing . do you go to school ?
no i do not . i am just a lifeguard .
oh ok ! do you enjoy your job ? being by the water ?
yes . i am not good at swimming which is a problem sometimes .
oh no . i believe some practice might help !


my favorite holiday is halloween because i like dressing up. my best friend is my dog allie. my favorite pass time is gazing at clouds. i ride my red bike to work everyday. i love chocolate milk shakes.

hey how are you today ?
i am great . how are you doing ?
i am doing . i just got finished riding my bike
i like riding my bike . i do it everyday .
it is good exercise and helps me keep my legs strong since i am waitress
do you ever ride your bike to work
sometimes . if the weather is good
do you like animals at all ?
i do . me and my 5 brothers and sisters love animals
i love having a dog
they are man best friend
they are for sure . do you like halloween ?
i do . do you like drawing
no . i do like going outside and looking at the clouds .
that is cool . it is one of my favorite things
do you like photography ? i like taking pictures .


my favourite colour is green. i am a baseball player. i like to read books about chinese history. my dog is called alfred. i can play the piano.

hi , how are you doing today ?
feeling green , my most liked color , which means , i am out of gas !
that stinks . i love to drive for hours .
me , too . what are your hobbies ? i play a little piano .
i like hanging out with my friends .
do you have any pets ? i have a dog whose name is alfred .
i have two dogs i love .
do you get exercise with them . i play baseball , myself .
i do not play sports .
tell me more about yourself , please .
i have a lot of piercings . you ?
no . i study about chinese history , and some of those tattoos freak me out !
i gave up smoking last week !
congratulations . i smoke , but the more i pound the piano , the less i smoke .
it is really not good for you .
i know . it hurts my performance as a baseball player .


i am always happy when the summer ends. sometimes i wish my computer would work faster. rita hayworth is the woman of my dreams. i like standing in the rain.

hi how are you today ?
great ! happy , as i always am when the summer ends ! do you like the rain ?
it depends on how hard its raining . where are you from
colorado ! standing in the rain is great ! what about you ?
i hear its nice there i am in pittsburgh and love the steelers
do you know rita hayworth ? she is hte woman of my dreams !
no i do not sorry . what do you do for a living
right now nothing , play games . its annoying the computer is not faster !
slow computers are annoying . i work at the local library
what do you like to do for fun ?
i help out at the animal shelter and go to concerts
sounds good ! thanks for chatting !


i am a roofer. i always have a beer after work. i drive a lifted chevy truck. i played football in high school. my favorite food is steak cooked well done.

do you know anyone who is single ?
are you a boy or girl ?
i am a female who works out
i am single and a manly man . is that something you are into
only if you do not mind how much time i spend on hair and make up .
you can do that while i have my beer after work
what do you do for work manly man ?
i do roofing . what do you do ?
marketing , i love it so much .
that sounds like a good job . can you cook well ?
oh of course , what do you like ?
i like steak and i like it well done ! do you like sports at all ?
i like watching the packers .
awesome ! me too ! i used to play football in high school .


pizza is my most favorite thing. i enjoy taking late night walks when its completely dark. i like being by myself. my favorite band is dream theater.

hi there . hows it going ?
good , just sitting here wondering what to order on my pizza tonight .
hot peppers and meatballs ! winner . wish i made enough money to order pizza lol
i spend too much on pizza , its my favorite food .
i spend a lot on pens . i have a weird obsession with them .
that is kind of neat . do you like music ? i love dream theater , band from boston .
the most epic of drummers . i like to think about what that life would be like .
cool . sometimes i go walking late at night and listen to them on my headphones .
wish i did not have to work so i had more time for that . that and writing .
i love writing . its one of the reasons i live alone . love peace and quiet .
i hear that . really lets you escape and create your own reality .
yes , i love the escape and letting my imagination wander through different scenes .
world building really is a treat . far better than any movie or tv show .
that is for sure . have you had anything published ?
i have got 1 novel in the alpha reader stage . not published yet . hoping by 2020
sweet ! i published a book on amazon . that was fun !


i like toyota cars. i don t like working long hours. someday i would like a truck. i work at a hospital.

hello , how are you ?
hi , i like short work days .
i do to , but i piddle a lot so my days go slow .
what do you do for work ?
i do all kinds of things . jack of all trade !
i wish i had a truck , do you like trucks ?
i do like trucks . what do you do for a living ?
healthcare at the old hospital
that sounds fun , i like to be alone most of the time .
that is cool , i am also anti social .
i hate to disappoint my family by staying in all the time .
you do sound like a real disappointment .
wow , sorry you feel that way !
i am just playing i am sure you are a nice person .
so what do you do in your free time ?
all i do is work , i need a vacation .


i have long legs. i have long fingers. i m dumpy. like a skeleton.

hey there , how are you doing ?
i am doing very well . how are you ?
i am doing decent . i puffy cause i ate seafood
you have an allergy to seafood ?
yeah , but i had some shrimp . do you have a cell phone ?
i have a cell phone . why do you ask ?
i have an iphone 7
mine in an android lg k
nice , do you like the winter ?
not really . my favorite time is fall .
oh i love hot chocolate and watching the snow
i left the cold of wisconsin years ago . love florida .
dang that does sound nice though
heading for the very best time of the year .
is that so ? do you have allergies ?
i am allergic to ragweed .


i am a vegetarian. i am a dancer. i love to sing. i can play the piano. i am a night owl.

hi there , how are you ?
hey , i am fine just sitting here playing the piano
i just got off work at the coffee shop around the corner .
i love coffee , especially since i stay up at night like an owl
my three roommates are being incredibly noisy at the moment playing video games .
tell them to keep it down ! i can be noisy to with my singing
singing is great ! i recently went and got my eyebrow pierced and it still hurts .
i bet ! i only have my ears done since i dance i cant get too much done
what kind of dance ? i am in a grunge band with my sister .
that sounds fun ! i dance ballet
do you enjoy it ? what do your parents do ?
yes i love it ! and they are doctors , which is why i am a vegan
my parents both teach at the high school i attended .
that is awesome ! you get to see them everyday
well not anymore since i graduated last year .
oh are you in college


i am currently looking for employment. i am colour blind. i can speak three languages english , french and spanish. i am a mother of two. my favourite band is rush.

hello , how are you . i am fine .
hi , i am doing very well , thanks . please tell me more about yourself . any hobbies ?
i am busy with my kids and hubby and pets . how about you ?
yes , same here actually , i have two children as well , i love being a mother .
me too . i am not too fond of the dog though , i hate walking it .
sorry for that . i am actually looking for work , maybe i can walk your dog . . lol
i dislike exercise in general . especially running .
i find it easier to run when listening to my favorite group rush
what kind of work are you looking for ?
well , i speak three languages french english and spanish , so anything really
that is cool . i just know english .
i am color blind , so that makes finding a job harder
orange is my favorite , what colors do you have trouble with ?
mostly primary colors like red and blue


i am living at home but hope to live in the dorms next year. i work part time in the campus library. i just started college. i commute by bus.

hi , how has your day been ?
great ! just got off the bus from my first week of college .
how exciting ! what are you in school for ?
i am still undecided , but i am working part time at the library on campus . and you ?
i am studying the effects of peanut allergies and how to overcome it .
i love peanuts . do you think the allergy craze is a hoax ?
no way , my whole face swells up beyond recognition when i eat one .
is that a bad thing ?
i mean , it is not a good thing that is for sure .
you never know . some people need improvement . ha ha
i may not be a beauty queen but i eat my veggies . health is important .
i need to study up if i want to stay in the dorm next year .
are your grades not that great ?
on health silly ! i need to learn how to make good choices .
oh ! i misunderstood what you meant .
what do you do for fun ?


my favorite dessert is cheesecake. i married miss usa. i have more money than i know what to do with. i am bored of my maids. my children are a dissapointment.

i currently hai currently also have kids
hey there , i am a lucky man . my wife was miss usa 2001 .
wow , lucky you , is she smart ?
how may kids do you have ? my kids are going to be the death of me .
my kids drive me nuts . i have 17
my wife is smart and we have so much money but the kids . 17 kids , wow .
too many kids i know
the maids are driving me crazy too . i say cheesecake and get a salad .
please give me some money
i can help you out .
oh my i would cry
will you make me a cheesecake ?
yes ! ! i will be happy to
the kitchen maids are getting the boot and my kids are not getting a dime .
i would kill just to be able to buy a home
so you will have a pretty good nest egg and i will get cheesecake .


i sell miscelaneous stuff in local fairs. i haven t had luck with finding a job. i recently graduated from college. it s been doing better than i expected.

hi my name is sharon
i do bargains of various stuffs
oh i can not do stuff like that because it takes to long
because no luck in apply for jobs
that is to bad . i have a job that keeps me really busy
i just graduated from my university
that is great . are you going to take a vacation ? i need one
actually been good and better than what i expected
i think work is important but i need a break from mine
how are you doing by the way
a little stressed . i have been looking into a trip to hawaii
come to hawaii i can tour you around here
i want to get out more but traveling is hard for me
why is hard for now
i like to have things done just right and hotels make that hard
just have fun and go travel


my eyes are bright blue. i love the desert. i don t have a college degree. i love to eat meat.

hello , how are you , how is going day ?
i am good how are you
i am fine , what is your favorite dish ?
i like meat lovers pizza whats yours
i like meat , pasta , what is your hobbies ?
eating desert to be honest and you ?
eating ice cream , are you student ?
no i have blue eyes but not a student
sorry , i was painter , you ?
i do not have any degrees so i do what ever i must
my hobbies is cooking and painting
that sounds pretty cool it must be nice
you have any animals in your home ?
dogs 2 of them and love them u ?
i have one dog and some birds
birds are cool what kind do you have


i like to read books that are in a series. i like to take drives in the country. i love to go out to eat with my family. i like to chat with my friends. i like to go to the movies.

hello ! what do you like to do for fun ?
hi ! i like to chat with friends and go to the movies . how about you ?
that is awesome ! i am a gamer , and a cake decorator for fun and work !
that sounds fun . what kind of games do you play ?
any and all ! but fps are my favorite ! my cat watches me play , cats are the best .
haha nice . i prefer to read books but enjoy games sometimes . what are you doing today ?
my girlfriend and i are going to the pride parade . . lesbian pride ! whats your favorite book ?
that is great , enjoy yourselves ! i like series of books such as the tolkien series .
that is great , i love the tolkien series too , i read when i am not gaming sometimes .
awesome ! as for me , no parade but i am going out to eat with my family .
sounds fun ! you should get a cake ! keep us cake decorators in business haha
i will think about it though i can only afford cheap mass produced cakes mostly .
i hear ya , after donating money to cat pounds that is all i can afford too .
i will think about it nonetheless . gotta go now , i am gonna take a drive in the countryside .


i drive a ford mustang. i have a girlfriend named luis , and she goes to my college. i am college student. i am 25 years old and live with my parents. i play drums in a band.

i am all packed up and ready to go back to school . how are you ?
how exciting ! i am a 2nd year college student too . doing well tonight .
i love being in the country and i love my animals but i am heading into the city .
i live in the city with my parents . i have always lived here .
i am going to miss my animals . i got too attached to some of them .
can you go back and visit them on break ? i can see how that would be upsetting .
i like sitting on the front porch reading and i am going to miss that too
you will not get that porch life out here in the city . it is exciting though !
i love it in the country so i come back every chance i get
my girlfriend had a hard time adjusting when she came from the country .
i like the big city too . its just a lot different than being with my animals .
i do not have animals , i have drums instead . it will be okay .
hey i play drums too . i play rock , country and all kinds
awesome ! my mom said no pets , they probably would not like the noise .


my mom is the best baker in my family. i am in my second year of medical school. my favorite thing to do is watch old movies. i have two children but i am divorced.

hi how are you today , what do you like to do
hello , my best thing to do is watch old movies
that is great what genre movies are you into
i have 2 children although i am divorced
awesome , i just started this new job
my mom the best baker the family
i am a librarian now in a whole new city
i am in my second year in medical school
do you listen to nickelback ? i love them
cant say i do its a beautiful night out
do you know how to swim , i wish i learned at a young age
my dog love the night air too
how many pets do you have
he would only lay on the porch at night
i was forced into it . it is a crazy dynamic
i have just the 1 dog


my hair is black. i have a dog. i like rock climbing. i am a writer. i am gluten free.

anyone there ? taking a break after a big meeting at my law firm
hi i am jay and i cant eat gluten .
i can t imagine being allergic to food . i can t stand tofu myself
ya do you have any pets ? i got a dog
no pets yet . my wife spends her time dealing with our children
oh snap got gum in my black hair while i was writing my book .
that s a strange thing to say . are you drinking and driving ?
to funny no i do not drink . . i love to rock climb
sounds dangerous . have you fallen yet ? i m a lawyer .
not yet . so you deal with alot of paper work ?
a lot . plus when we bought our mcmansion it was lots of paper as well
what is a mcmansion ? never heard of it
a huge home . i hate a small prius car but a mega large home
nice drive any sports cars ?
besides my sensible prius i have a mercedes e63 s this years model and a maserati
oh that is nice . do you do any sports ?


i am also a fulltime student studying radiology at local college. i manage all the paperwork and incoming calls. my weekends are spent studying and looking over client files. i am a receptionist at a doctors office. my name is mary.

hello . would you like to talk to a backstreet boys fan ?
god no , but i guess i have no choice ; p
well i will try to make it a little interesting .
okay well i am mary , tell me more about yourself
i am tai . now i am only surviving because of the four pill i need daily .
that sounds awful ! whats wrong with you ?
just a immune disease . i guess that is why i love the taste of cheese .
god who does not , i wish i had a grilled cheese now . just got home from school
yes ! i would go to school but i just do not like to drive . you single too ?
i do not know what i am my weekends are spent studying
oh that must suck . i am sure you enjoy some hobbies ?
i do not have any hobbies but managing paper work , my life is pain
oh . well there is always a bright side to everything
yep , we will all die one day d


i do volunteer work for human rights organizations. i like to make my own clothes. i can do convincing bird calls. i can recite the movie young frankenstein word for word.

how are you doing tonight
i am good thanks for asking
not a problem what are u up to
just watching the local news
that is cool i am watching 24 hrs
do you ever volunteer in your area ?
yes i do at churches i do
i like to help with human rights
that is cool do you like it
it makes me feel better
i bet you it does
what do you do for a living ?
i am a at home baker
that is really nice of you


my parents are lawyers. if i cannot order it on the internet , i do not need it. winter is my favorite season. i do not like wearing a swimsuit.

hello , i am sue and used to have six cats .
what do you do for a living ?
i stay at home , i married my high school sweetheart .
do you have any hobbies ?
not really , i wanted to be a writer , but never learned how to .
what city are you from ?
orlando , and where are you from ?
i am in cali . . . have you ever been ?
no , not able to travel , because i suffer from bad headaches .
do you have any pets ?
i had six cats , but had to let them go .
oh no , what happened to them ?
gave them to family . had to call 911 for a bad headache .
why do you get migraines ?
my eyes are bad and do not wear my glasses .
how old are you ? that is sad


both my moms tell me they love me when i call them. i live in chicago. i have three dogs and two cats. i like to use a lot of exclamation marks when i type. playing quake on slackware linux makes me happy.

how are you doing today
i am doing good . both my moms just called and told me they loved me
it is great that you have a good family
yes , well actually i lied . i called them , i just wish they called me .
why would they not call you
they are sad i moved to chicago and replaced them with 2 cats and 3 dogs
that is very sad for them
i know they tell me that too ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
do you not feel bad
sorry , i enjoy using exclamation marks when i type ! i do feel bad
oh i see i was not sure
you know what makes me happy ? playing quake on slackware linux , you know it ?
i do not . what is it ?
a game . what do you like ?


i am obsessed with filming. sometimes , people worry i am crazy. i am a very bad liar. i try not to think about death.

last night , i read the bible before i slept . i love that .
what a wonderful thing to do !
i need to do that to teach eighth graders . what do you do ?
i take photos and film . do you teach at a private school ?
no . since i enjoy attending symphonies , do you have any photos or videos of that ?
no , mostly weddings and events .
my best gift at my wedding was an outfit from donna karen .
nice , my best gift was a large check ! ! we were amazed !
always good to be green . so tell me more about yourself !
my family worries that i am crazy sometimes .
and why do they worry ?
because i meet people at night , alone , they worry something will happen .
yeah , well anything can happen at anytime , tell them .
i do . some people i have met are pretty creepy so i understand .
do you read the bible ? i read it nightly for understanding people .
i use to , have one and read it sometimes .


i was a champion downhill skier in college. my sister is a published author. i vacation in florida every winter. i sing karaoke every thursday night.

hi , how are you doing ?
good , how are you ?
i am fine , just a student living at home trying to get my music industry degree
sounds exciting , i sing karaoke every thursday night at a local bar here .
nice ! i hope to achieve my dream of playing music as a career
in college i was a champion downhill skier , its my passion
wow congrats . my creative parents push me to pursue my passion
its good to have that support , my family vacation in florida each winter
ooh , my parents do not always have time for vacation . mom does telecommunications , dad works with cars
you family is busy , mine is too . my sister is an author
does she write books like anne of green gables ?
that was my favorite as a young girl , she writes horror though
oh i am too scared to read horror books !
did you read anne of green gables ?


i like to use candles instead of lights. i love photography. i do not like waking up early. i enjoy spending a lot of money on my hobbies.

hi how are you today ?
i am slightly tired this afternoon .
what did you do this afternoon ?
just working on tasks and listening to music . too much sleep last night .
i always get 8 hrs of sleep in
i try too , but since i go to sleep late , i sometimes sleep in .
do you like phone calls ?
no phone calls do not work , text messages are more efficient .
yeah texts are my favorite too
i like spending on things like candles and cameras . does that make me hipster ?
no it just means you like things that start with c
true , i need a new chimney , too .


my husband and i have a suicide pact. i love agatha christie novels. i grow the tallest sunflowers you have ever seen. i spend most of my days working at my churchs food pantry. i have 5 children , though 2 have passed away.

hi how are you today
i love my job at the food pantry
that is a very helpful job to have i am getting ready to leave for college
i am well i had 5 kids the twins passed on
i am sorry about your twins i bet that was hard to experience
yes it was , me an the hubby have a suicide pact
you should never resort to suicide your other kids need you
like sunflowers ? i have the tallest grown you will ever see
i like eating the seeds those are tasty . i am a vegan so i do not eat meat
gotcha , do any reading ? i do i like agatha christie
since my dad is a mechanic we had mostly car books
lol my dad is a car fanatic also


i am doing financial business now. i play piano. i hope to become a music teacher after retirement. i have a ten year old son. i graduated high school in 1986.

good evening ! enjoying the night off right now . what are you doing ?
i am relaxing by the piano . and yourself ?
my mother was a professional piano player ! i am at home with my daughter .
i hope to teach piano one day do you have any pets as well ?
no , my little girl has allergies , sadly .
aint that something . i have a son and he is allergic to just about everything
allergies are scary , i see a lot of bad cases at work .
where do you work exactly ?
i am an er surgeon , but i know what goes on in the entire er .
back in my day we had great coverage for er visits . things are a changing .
ours is decent , but we hope things will improve for my daughter .
and for my son . well , it was lovely talking to you !
likewise . have a good night .
i wish you the best . keep letting music into your life
same to you . do not give up on your dream for piano !
i will not . only have a few more years until retirement !


i m gay but i haven t told my parents yet. i play a lot of video games. i like comic books and anime. when i have free time , i sketch my favorite characters. i take things very literally.

hi . i only drive toyotas for some reason .
good morning how are you today ?
good morning . i love pepsi . do you ?
i got a secret it is here in my heart .
i have one too , i talk in irc but i know not what it is .
what is yours ? i am gay . my parents will freak out i think .
i thought you were going to say you were in love with me . i am sad .
what ? how would that be ? like video games .
i like video games . they are fun !
what is your favorite kind ?
i think your parents will love you no matter if gay or straight .
i hope so , i really love them too .
i am sure they love you quite a bit .
like comics ? i love to copy them .
comics are lovely , i think .
lol why do you think ?


i have a wife and children. i m insecure. i need a corvette to complete my life. i work too many hours in a week.

hi ! how many siblings do you have ? i have 3
hello . i do not have any but have kids and a wife . you ?
no family of my own yet . trying to plan a move to london soon
london sounds like . sometimes i go there on work .
cool ! have you been to any soccer games there ? football as they call it
no , i have not . i promised to take my wife .
you should ! i hope my investments pay off so i can go soon
have not taken a vacation in awhile . i am saving for a corvette .
oh wow . i could help you with a savings plan . i work as an accountant
i figure it might make me more secure . i tend to be unsure .
as an accountant for nike i am pretty confident in my abilities
that sounds really nice ! my wife and i need to save a lot .
maybe you should hold off on the corvette plan for a bit
congratulations on your job ; it sounds really sweet !


i m gay but i haven t told my parents yet. i like comic books and anime. i take things very literally. when i have free time , i sketch my favorite characters. i play a lot of video games.

hi i am carl . how are you ?
good . what are you up to tonight ?
baking a few cakes before heading out to broadway . you ?
playing video games , which i do a lot of . what is on broadway ?
plays that i like to watch . i will take the scenic route there .
sounds like a fun night . i like sketching characters , when i have the time .
you must work a lot . are you married ?
i live with my parents . i am trying to let them know i am gay .
you should just tell them , they will love you still . right ?
i am just nervous . i take everything quite literally .
when i am stressed i walk through the central park . it helps .
i read comics books and anime to calm down .
what anime do you like the most ?
black butler is one of my favorites . do you like anime ?
that is a good one , ciel is cool . i prefer the theater .
i hope you enjoy your play tonight .
thanks i am sure i will . it is full metal alchemist .
that sounds really awesome . have fun .
thank you , are you married yet ?
no . still single . i need to run . nice talking to you !


i was adopted when i was a baby. the future scares me. my mom stays at home. my adopted dad works at hp.

hey , how is it going tonight
that good anyway just hanging out with my mother should sleep
oh man sleep sounds good to me right now . sleep all day most of the time
well the dreams i have scare me hope you sleep well
what kind of dreams do you have ?
just the future oh my past was hard enough thanks for asking
oh , sorry to hear that . sounds rough
at lest my mother took good care of me in this life
well that is good . i am glad to hear it
rather get to know you i got free hp computer today
oh wow . fee is always good
yep step father takes good care of me and do not know my own real father
well , what matters are the people that take care of you . that is so important
well that scares me i guess i here for a reason thank you
yes . we are all here for a reason
wish my mother would go shopping with me


i love living in texas. pudding makes me gassy. ke ha is my favorite singer of all time. i have a friend named james who secretly rules the world. i ve never done drugs because i don t know where to buy them.

hi how are you today
doing well ! living life here in texas , i love it here . how are you ?
i am good do you have pets ?
no pets , just a friend named james who secretly rules the world ! what about you ?
do you guys have big brains then ?
yeah we do ! most people think i am on drugs when i mention james
i can tell you are crazy do you know why ?
never did drugs because i do not know where to buy them . why do you think that ?
my iq is 250 and you can not fool me
wow ! what is your favorite food ? mine is pudding but it makes me gassy .
i only eat brain food like fish
makes sense . do you like music ? ke ha is my favorite singer ever .
i do like music but only classical for my big brain
so you have a big head ?


i am on a competitive dance team. i love to dance. ariel is my favorite princess. i am in high school.

hi i am okay tonight how are you doing ?
i am good . just got done with my class .
cool good for you i like to wear leather boots and skirts .
i would not mind seeing that . do you dance ?
yes great dancer i am not close to 6 feet tall .
maybe we could go dancing ? boots and skirt are required though .
yes i ride my ford van in the winter when there is much snow .
ok that is an odd statement . what age are you ?
my best choice of music is country on the weekends .
i feel like you do not understand how to have a conversation . are you slow ?
i am old enough i am probably older than you it is my character .
this is supposed to sound like a natural conversation . you do not get it .
no i am not slow i follow my directions do you ? it is natural .
natural if you are a robot . you speak awkwardly .
i am trying i am sorry baby enjoy it is just a conversation .
i won first place in my last competition . we beat 35 other teams .


i like to shop. i like to dance. i like burritos. i like pizza.

how are you today
i am good . just devoured a pizza . you ?
i am good just watching tv
what are you up to today ?
just chilling and making my son cake
now i really want a burrito ! and cake .
lol why is that
is it his birthday today ? have you bought a present ?
his birthday was on the 11
love to shop especially for gifts .
that is cool i like shopping online
did he turn one and you just got married right ? i am psychic .
yes i did just get married and he turned one this month
i am good like that .
oh ok that is cool
for fun you like to bake cakes .


i am always hungry. i need a corvette to complete my life. i have a wife and children. i work too many hours in a week. i am insecure.

hello . how are you today ?
not too well , i am stressed out from working to much
do you have any downtime ? i love soccer .
life is busy with my wife and children . what else do you enjoy ?
i love lbos game of thrones . have you seen it ?
yes i have ! i also enjoy it
do you at meat ? i eat vegan . helps reduce my stress .
oh maybe . i am always feeling hungry
mashed potatoes in my favorite , my brothers too .
i like them too , but i am not happy with my body and want to lose weight
i use the navys exercise program . my brother was in the navy .
oh , does it help keep you in shape ?
i have lost 20lbs in two months . it definitely works !
very good . if i do that and get a corvette , my life would be complete


i am still a student , but i am gonna be a nurse. i am the lead singer for an indie band. my horse never talks back to me. i enjoy budweiser beer. i live in the city.

hello how are you doing today ?
hey there , do you drink ? i do beers lol
do you like the beach ? i love to surf
i am well i like budweiser , i am a student but i will be a nurse
i went to school to be a nurse and i was in the army before as well
yes i do me an the band had a show there i sing with
i am married with one child and i enjoy my career
cool being an army nurse could be hard . the group is an indie band
its not hard at all
awww that is awesome i am a beer drinking singing student ha
ahahah . where do you work ?
i have a horse but it never talks to me lol
lol . i married the man of my dreams
awww when ? i will 1 day lol


my parents are in there 80s. i have 8 brothers and we are close. i am only 5 foot tall. i have a thick full beard.

so i want to be a nascar driver when i grow up . i am 14
lol i want to be a basketball player , but i am only 5 ft
i am a girl . i get what you mean . glass ceiling anyone ?
well i am a guy a short one and i even have a full beard
i only have 3 best friends so i am struggling as well .
awww its ok . when i feel bad , i speak to my brothers
when i feel bad i go for a swim
nice . i have 8 brothers so we would always swim together when i as little
wanna be my new best friend ?
sure ! are you close to your family ?
yeah , with my grandparents . do you approve ?
approved . i am happy i come from a close family .
i am happy that you do too . can you teach me how to drive stick shift ?
yes , actually , my parents taught me , when you were learning automatic did not exist


last season i was just getting started. i play for the philadelphia eagles. this is my second year in the league. this season , i will become a playoff quarterback.

hello how are you doing ?
just counting money from my paycheck working for the philadelphia eagles
very interesting . i am frank i run a grocery store .
i am johnny and i am a playoff quarterback . its my 24th month with the league .
that is great . do you love it ?
last season when i started no , but this season i do !
what do you do for fun ?
collect seeds and forage for things . i am a naturalist
very cool . so do you like to read ?
yes at this very moment i am reading a book on lafayette
a reading football player naturalist . just collected leaves today .
i am a strange one i march to the beat of my own drum
the only way to be my friend . i am with you !
i collected pine straw for mulch a couple days ago . it feels nice outside .


i live in texas. my dad is journalist for the new york times. i was born premature. i recently broke my leg.

hello how are you doing ?
not so great honestly , things have been tough here in texas .
oh , i am so sorry . i hope everyone you care about is safe !
i broke my leg but everyone else i know is safe at least . how are you ?
i am doing well . i hope your leg heals quickly .
i get hurt easily its related to being born prematurely , nothing i cannot handle !
man , sounds like life is hard for you ! i pray everything works out .
i will be fine , my dad is getting good stories , he works for the new york times .
that is wonderful . i am a librarian myself !
oh how wonderful you must love reading !
most definitely . its my favorite hobby . what about you ?
i do not really have time for any hobbies right now .


i draw comics. i visit comic con. i love role play. i love anime.

hi how are you today
i am doing good how are u
i am great getting ready to try a new recipe i found
oh i like to cook when i am not drawing my comics
i love posting pictures and the recipe i used on facebook and twitter .
i love to post pictures from the comic cons i go to on my face book
who is your favorite superhero
i love superman but wolverine is my all time favorite
both of those are great heroes . have you seen the show supergirl ?
yes i have seen it it is a good show but i watch more anime than anything
where are you from i am in austin texas
i am in vermont right now but moving soon
i hear it gets real cold up there .
it is really hard for me to role play and get to comic cons from here


i take her to the park. we live in an apartment. i am 25 years old. i have a 7 year old daughter. my boyfriend is unemployed.

hi how are you doing
hi i am fine , how are you
i do not like flip flops i want shoes
me and my girlfriend live in an apartment
i just love to lol do you
yes me too . where are you from ?
tanzania right now where are you
near chicago illinois . my daughter is 7 years old
that is cool do you like it
yeah it is a nice place to raise a family .
it sounds like it is to me
i take my daughter to the park every day
that sounds good and fun
how old are you , i am 25 years old
i am 33 and love brownies
my boyfriend is not working right now he is unemployed


my favorite movie is 16 candles. i love cheese cake. i have 3 children. i like to run. i drive 300 mile a week for work.

hi how are you today
i am good , just got done running . you ?
but it is raining outside
not here . i needed to run off some cheesecake i had for lunch .
where do you work then
i drive a beer truck .
nice i want some beer
do you have any kids ? i have 3 girls .
i do not but i have furry babies
we are thinking about getting a dog .
you should , pets are great
i think i would enjoy walking it .
yeah i want to move out
where do you live now ?
i live with my parents
oh . i live in north carolina .


i don t like feeling obligated to hang out with someone. i love winning. i can tell right away if i m going to like someone. coffee is important to me.

hi how are you doing
hi there pretty good and yourself ?
i am good listening to music
give me a good cup of coffee and no obligating plans and i am happy
coffee is great but i love my diet coke
what do you like to do ?
go shopping hang out the usual
i like competitive sports and winning .
that is good what music do you like
a little bit of everything . do you have a good sense of judgement ?
i think i do what about you
i can usually tell if i am going to enjoy someones company .
that is nice so are you enjoying mine
i am very much so ? you ?


i take the subway to work everyday. i m afraid of clowns. every fall i visit my sister in canada. i m a vegetarian. i have four cats.

hi how are you doing today i am fine ?
i am doing great . just got off the subway from work .
i am disabled i want to go back to school .
what do you want to study ?
i want to take a nursing course .
cool ! i am afraid of blood and clowns . nursing is not for me .
i wished i could be an actor what do you do ?
i work in the city . i am getting ready to visit my sister in canada again soon .
that is good how is she doing have a nice trip .
thanks . i am not sure what to do with my four cats when i am gone .
oh my leave down enough food for them for the 4 days
what food do you like to eat ?
i love pizza it is my favorite . and you ?
i love fruits and vegetables . i do not eat any meat .
cool very healthy for you . my mom and dad are vegans .
i may want to try vegan soon . do they like it ?


i have a cat. i am currently unemployed. summer is my favorite season. i still live with my parents.

yo what up . hows it going
hi , how are you this evening ?
tired . just finished my workout
nice . sadly i live with my parents and can not have a room like that .
nah i go to the gym yo . what do you do for fun then
i read tarot cards for fun . and make candles .
predict my future . will i win my next drag race or nah
haha i say yes . if you really race , you will win .
yo that is whats up ! are you good at anything else
cooking , baking , and roller derby
you really live your life ! respect . i am nervous though . . .
haha thanks . i try . and how come ?
i have a baby girl on the way . . . 4 kids already too
if the universe did not think you could handle it , it would not happen . ya know ?
i am going to catch some fish and think this over . thanks dog !
no problem . hope it all works out for ya .


i like to read. i am a diabetic. i have a long drive to work. traffic makes me mad.

hello , have you seen frozen ?
yes i have my niece adores that movie
i love that movie , all disney movies really .
i love to read it helps calm my nerves at lunch
i serve lunch , lol . i am a waitress at my parents diner
nice that means your close to your family ? ? i am with my mom but my dad passed
i still live with mine , i am hoping to buy us a new home soon .
i drive over 45 minutes to work to pay the mortage
i walk three blocks over . i am also in design school
nice traffic makes me angry but it helps my mom so i am okay with that
i do not drive , i live in nyc
oh i know nyc i been there for a specialist . its where i learned i was diabetic
oh no , that is horrid . how do you manage ?
i guess in inherited it from dad but i do miss sweets
that can happen , i guess . i would not like giving up tiramisu .
oh trust me i miss cheesecake but i am dealing . .


i like basketball. my favorite color is green. i like rock music. i work at mcdonalds. my name is gerald.

hello , how are you tonight ?
hi there , i am well , call me gerald .
hello , gerald . i am mia . do you like video games ?
almost as much as mcdonalds
very cool , i am not permitted mcdonalds . i am on bedrest .
i actually work there today
nice ! i think i work on social media .
what is your favorite color ?
i love purple , what is yours ?
i would have to say green
green is an interesting color . my dog has green eyes
i love animals all day
i do too , we have alpacas .
i also love basketball , do you ?
no , i do not like sports , especially now that i am on bed rest .
how long is that restriction ?


i hope to travel the world one day. i am a farmer. my hobbies include photography and hiking. i have two pet dogs. my favorite music genre is rock.

hi do you have any weekend plans ?
hi , harvesting . who are you ? i am a farmer , married and have 2 pet dogs , and you ?
sounds busy . i am a grandmother and love spending time with my three grandsons .
i hope to travel the world some day .
i am a homebody . enjoy being at home
i like photography and hiking and my favorite music is rock , what about you ?
i enjoy going to park and bird watching . love country music
that is cool i got to run have a great day !
hope you have a great day too
ok , then , bye
hope you are not in the way of irma
nah , its dry here .


i couldn t live without my cell phone. i am more of a cat person than a dog person. i enjoy the occasional drink with friends. my mom is my best friend. i attend book club every week.

hello , how are you today ?
i am doing well , thank you . getting ready to go to my book club meeting .
oh , that sounds interesting . i have been looking for a new hobby .
i am addicted to my cell phone and have a cat .
i see . i find that going to work out is my vice .
i drink too many cocktails to ever have a great body .
that makes two of us , i also share your love of bars .
my mom comes with me at times , people think she is my sister .
my mom passed away awhile back but she lived a long healthy life .
i am sorry to hear that .
that is alright , i have been around long enough and am on the way out too .
hopefully , not while we are chatting .
do not worry , i am in good health due to my fantastic diet .
oh , okay . your statement was a little confusing .
my apologizes , i stated eating healthy while back and have been feeling great ever since .
i do a lot of soups and salads this time of year .


i have the gene that lets me know when someones eaten asparagus. i have five different flavors of coffee in my fridge. i enjoy my steaks cooked medium rare. my dog introduced me to my first and second wives.

hi , how are you on this fine day ?
i am doing okay how are you today
i am having a pretty good day so far .
that is good , are you married
yes , but not on paper .
sometimes that is the best way i have been married twice my dog helped me find them
i love animals , so i could see wanting to have someone that loves them too .
also someone that can tolerate my coffee addiction
i used to live off coffee with all my late nights playing in a band .
coffee is so good i keep at least 5 different kinds at all times .
wow you really do love coffee .
the best way to keep them fresh is by keeping them in the fridge
someone once told me it dries out the beans .
i have never had a problem with them cold long as the bag has not been opened yet
you probably do not have the bags that long with your habit .
depends on the week i stay up late a lot of work


i am also round. i am short. i am smart too. i have big face cheeks. i like reading.

hello there ! nice to meet you . hows your night going ?
pretty well thanks and you ?
honestly , not great . my wife is dying of cancer , so life is hitting hard .
i am sorry to hear that . i am super fat .
i am sorry . i used to be , but i got into karate . i just cannot kick cancer .
i cannot kick anything i am so round
you need to find something active you enjoy . what interests you ?
i read because i do not have to move
ah , ok . what type of books do you read ?
ones about food like how to eat fried worms
hmm , do you cook ? you should check out a farmers market !
i try to but i am really short


i never met my parents. i never went to school. i am an international business man. i am a genius and know over 300 languages.

good evening . how are you ?
doing great how are you ?
doing well . washed my hair . it took forever because it is long .
how much school have you completed ?
finished high school . want to go to college but i have to take care of my mom .
nice , i actually never even went to school , but i know over 300 languages from traveling .
right on ! my bf lives in italy . he is learning italian .
its a beautiful language , i also travel for work as a businessman
sweet ! i work for a computer company . when i am not doing that i play video games .
video games are awesome , i like to play on the pc most
same here . i got to go soon , i have to cook dinner . i detest cooking .
cooking is the worst . i hope you make something great though .
i am preparing chicken cordon bleu .
that sounds so so so good !


i own my own small marketing consulting agency. i am a woman. my favorite band is radiolead. i am married to my wonderful husband.

my ear hurts from that 10th piercing .
wow that is a lot of piercings
i ate three helpings of italian food right before .
interesting , i am a beautiful woman
i see . i was so hungry after driving that 10 hour drive .
do you have a favorite band ? mines is radiolead
i do not have time for bands . i have to be with my friends .
oh ok . i got married yesterday
i wished i could of came . i love to drive long ways .
just hit the road and drive anywhere
but then i would have to leave my best friends .
you can take them with you
but they do not like the long drive .
ahh well that sucks friend


i work at a animal clinic. i love the summer. i have two kids i enjoy being on social media. i love mexican food.

hey ! hows it going ? i am tired of this job i have been at for two years
hey , going great . that sucks , i love my job at the animal clinic .
that sounds fun . i like the band hop along . . kind of like a bunny haha
ll i know all about them one of my two kids like them as well
cool ! i am a musician so i like a lot of music
that is awesome . i enjoy mexican food and being on social media when i am free
i play video games , that is how i like to socialize and go online
my son enjoys video games , i love being outside during the summer
it sounds like your son and i have a lot in common !
yes very much so , you would get along well
i hope he would like my music too . hop along is my inspiration
if that is the case i am sure he would love it
cool ! i hope you would too !
yes , i will have to listen to it one day


i had a girlfriend who eloped with my best friend one day. i have never been on an airplane. i like tailgate parties. i did not go to college because i run the family farm.

hi , any interesting things you want to tell me about yourself ?
i run my own farm , which is pretty interesting i suppose .
cool . i speak several languages and work keeps me traveling alot
wow , we live pretty different lives . i have not even been on a plain !
maybe one day you should , its not that scary .
well its not that i do not want to . i have just never really had a reason .
oh okay , its tiresome sometimes . i have not slept in my own place in two years
that sounds like hell to me to be honest .
its the lifestyle of being a programmer . always busy
things are not exactly slow going on a family farm , believe me . what do you do for downtime ?
i hardly have any , how about you ?
tailgate parties every now and then , but i am getting too old .
i am getting close to retirement so maybe i can catch a few tailgate parties
ahahah maybe so ! if you are ever in ohio hit me up .


sometimes i wish i did not have to wake up in the morning. my parents are distant. i have an older brother that has gotten into trouble. i see a therapist that does not really understand me.

i am in secondary school now
nice ! i am in therapy . so basically same thing .
i am lord of the dance , it competitive as you would expect
oh wow . never knew that . so do you have siblings ?
when you love the dance you have no time for siblings
well i guess that is what my brother thought while doing what he loved . robbery .
well , i suppose disney movies , i love them and the dance
that is nice . my parents never really let me do much they just did not care .
too bad , the best princess is ariel , although she did not dance
have not seen ariel . is that a disney movie also ?
little mermaid , she is a princess , and my favourite
nice . so how old are you again ?
yes , high school is what i am in now , you ?
graduated high school straight to therapy sessions .


my hobbies include reading and cycling. i spend the weekends travelling up to canada to relax and enjoy the view. i hope to someday compete professionally or atleast qualify for an event. i m the general manager of the local grocery store.

good morning , what are you doing today ?
hey there , i just got off work , you ?
getting ready to go , running late good thing my car is fast !
i bet , what you late for ?
work i want to win a lottery so i can quit !
is not that every ones wish ? i am a general manager at my job
yes ! i am in marketing at a big corporation . music is my thing .
i have always been more a reading person than a music person
well , really i am a foodie . i love new restaurants !
i love food , but i tend to stick to my old favorites
what kind of food do you like best ? i love thai .
i love like everything , most of the time i prefer mexican food
i like that too . if i win the lottery , i could go anywhere !
i have family all over , so i travel up to canada on the weekends
where ? i lived in vancouver for awhile , for my job .
quebec area , i love the views


i make 30k a year. i love mac and cheese. i make cars for a living. i like to sit on couch all day.

hello how are you today ?
i am alright . trying to get motivated to get off my couch .
its hard for people to get motivated , i find alcohol in my coffee helps
mac and cheese does it for me , but i have none .
really ? ? it goes very well with my favorite meatloaf .
i might have to try your meatloaf .
its very good , though the cigarettes do not help my taste buds
i cannot afford to smoke . i only make about 30 thousand a year .
that is plenty enough to start , plus it will help you lose weight
so i hear . i make cars by day . maybe smoking will boost my creativity .
i doubt it mostly it just helps you look cool
looking cool will definitely boost my ego
it will also help you listen to good music like lindsey stirling
i have never heard of her . any good ?
very good , she is my favorite singer
i will have to buy some of her music soon and check her out .


i deliver baked goods in the state where i live. i spend my weekends camping. i am a truck driver. my wife and two kids camp with me.

good morning how are you today
good , in the state where i live i deliver baked goods
that is nice , do you have coffee ? i love starbucks
weekends are spent camping , cool huh ?
yes . i stay at home usually playing with my rose garden and my cat pickets .
driving a truck is what i do for a job
pays the bills . my dad does that and he met my mom at woodstock
woodstock ! my children and my wife go camping with me
it is a timeless place that no one will ever forget in my opinion
yes . by trade i drive trucks , yeah ! ! !
did you go to college ? i was on the swim team
my mom drowned , in my state i deliver baked goods .
i am so sorry to hear that . i will send you some roses from my garden
my weekends are spent camping


i cannot choose between lollipops and rainbows. to free my mind from feeling depressed i look up at the stars at night. i believe in aliens. i would love to be a professional eater and not get fat. i hate cleaning up after my husband and children.

hey hows it going all good ?
yeah , i am having a hard time choosing between lollipops and rainbows
well you can try electronic music
i like to listen to electronic music when i clean up after my kids .
that sounds great . just like nature
i love nature ! i look at the stars to keep from feeling depressed .
i was just doing that too
i was trying to look for aliens through my telescope .
say hi to them for me
okay ! if i ever find them i will
yea send some photos pls
what are some of your favorite things to do ?


i dance ballet. i m currently in nursing school. i went to an all girls christian high school. my mother was a sunday school teacher. i am an only child.

hello ! do you have any spare change ?
no i am a poor student sorry
oh , okay . we can just talk then .
great , how are you doing today
i would be better if i had a drink .
we do not drink at school so sorry about that
are you in highschool or college ?
college now , i used to be in high school
are mustaches in style in your school ?
not really . we pay more attention to nursing , not ugly face hair
that is a shame , i love my gigantic mustache . i even curl the edges .
that is pretty nasty . please keep away from me
are you sure you cannot spare some change ? i would really love to get some whiskey .
no . i do not want to be friends with you .


i m headed to university of michigan in the fall. my favorite season is summer. i just graduated high school. i love tacos but hate spaghetti. i want to be a doctor when i graduate.

whats going on ? how are you ?
hey , i am eating tacos , because my wife made spaghetti and i hate it
i love a good taco . especially breakfast ones .
i like real mexican tacos . i just got my high school diploma
i do too . with white queso . not that tex mex nacho cheese crap .
lol right . i am going to michigan state this month
cool . i want to go back to school .
why do not you ? when i graduate i will be a doctor
well congratulations . you must have worked very hard . do you read often ?
yes every single day . specially in summer since its my favorite season
i love being covered in a thin film of sweat for months on end !
do you work ? or what do you do ?
i am an artist . i want to work at pixar .
i love pixar they have the best movies . i love toy story trilogy
such a great story of toys . i like those movies as well .
and the monsters inc is funny


i had one step dad , and fortunately he ignored me. my last name is spanish , but i tell people that it s italian. i wear cardigans because i hope it makes me look more cultured. i hate that i got my brain from the dad i never met. i don t know if i enjoy programming , or if it s my only choice.

hi how are you doing ? i hope your having a good evening
i am good . my evening is going good . and yours ?
it is going good a nice relaxing evening after a long shift
that is always nice when that happens . what do you do ? i am a translator .
right now i am working as a waitress but i am also in school
i go too , continuing education and all . my brains are from my dad . never met .
i come from a large family so my siblings are always giving me educational lectures
it was just me , mom , and a step dad . lucky for me he mostly ignored me .
well i am sorry to hear that sometimes i wish for peace and quiet from my siblings
i understand that too though . do you like tv ? i am not sure if i do anymore .
i am more of an outdoor girl i like bike riding
i enjoy that also . but i have allergies so it is hard for me to do .
well living in north dakota it keeps me from going bored
i always wanted to visit there . i bet it is beautiful .
it is gorgeous here well have a good evening i need some sleep
sleep well ! it was nice to chat with you !


i have two kids , ages 2 and 6. my husband owns a small auto repair shop. i work part time at aldi s. my favorite movie is titanic. i am from sterling heights , michigan.

good morning ! i am baking for a contest right now !
what are you baking ? my two kids would love it i bet !
a highly requested cake . people love my baking !
were are you from ? we live in sterling heights which is in michigan
everywhere really , my dad was in the army so we moved so much
if your dad ever needs repairs , my husband has a car repair shop !
when i am not at my nursing job , i am usually surfing . do you surf ?
i would love to learn , the ocean is a big part of my favorite movie , titanic !
my husband and high school sweetheart love that movie too !
my son who is 2 and my daughter who is 6 love it !
i have a 4 , 3 , and 2 year old myself . they keep me busy
what is there favorite game ?
candy land , when they are getting along enough time to play together
always a struggle with the little ones right ?
yes ! tell me about it . i am ready for them to go to school
i still have another 4 years to go till my youngest aged 2 is in school !


i grew up in the deep south. i hate seafood but love mexican food. i love to hunt. my mother was a piano teacher.

hello how is your day today , anything interesting ?
just looking at some quail in my back yard . so cute .
aw that is cute .
where did you grow up ? i am from the south
in the south as well . perfect place for my career . a photographer , beautiful scenery .
oh very nice ! i love to be outdoors and to hunt
i enjoy having drinks with my friends at bars , not the outdoors kinda person .
i like going out for mexican food
delicious ! my tattoo artist always recommends this mexican place nearby .
what is your favorite food ?
pizza ! the owner of this pizza shop nearby has the cutest dog ! i love to visit .
yum ! i love dogs too
do you have any tattoos ?
no i do not . i could never decide on one
i have an entire sleeve . love mine
that is cool . what kind of tattoos do you have


ke ha is my favorite singer of all time. i have a friend named james who secretly rules the world. i love living in texas. pudding makes me gassy.

good afternoon how are you today ?
i am doing ok , trying to clean up from hurricane harvey . how are you ?
where do you live to be affected by harvey
i am in texas . i listen to ke ha to keep my spirits up while i clean .
i live in louisiana and we were affected also
i am sorry to here that . i keep waiting for my friend james save us . . .
i am employed in a grocery store
i work for james . can you keep a secret ?
of course i can keep a secret
james is the real ruler of the world , has been for a long time .
i love to ride my unicycle
james is going to take down the government using his secret plan .
gosh i hope not that is scary
all i can say is , pudding gives me terrible gas , and he is going to use that .
i love pudding and it gives me gas
james is a nice guy , do not be afraid , be excited . he has big plans for us .


i have a large cd collection. favorite band is the beetles. i collect stamps. i play the bass.

hey how are you doing ? do you have pets ?
hi , i am alright . you ? and i do not , however i do have a mighty stamp collection .
good . i have a couple of dogs . that sounds cool
that must be a lot of work . are you interested in music at all ?
it is pretty fun . yeah i am . are you ?
oh , definitely . not only am i a bass player , but i also have a massive cd collection .
oh are you a collector ? do you have any phobias ?
i collect things mainly related to the beatles , as they are my favorite . and yes , do you ?
that is way cool . yes clowns . what is yours ?
i am afraid of losing my hearing . i love music too much .
that would be sad , are you older ?
old enough that i think the best band ever is the beatles . how old are you ?
i am 29 . i have a couple of room mates too . do you live a lone ?
that is interesting . do you like them ? yes , i live alone , thankfully .
yeah they are just fine
that is good , having bad roommates is the worst . what do you do for work ?


i like the movie godfather. i like candy and soda. i am a man. i weight 300 pounds. i am not healthy.

hi . . how is ur weekend going ? ?
its going well . how is yours ?
going on . . it was a good whether here this morning
that is awesome . seen any good movies lately ?
not a big fan of movies . . i read lot of stuff
i love the godfather . what have you read recently ?
the martian . . its a lovely book
i might have to read that . what else do you do ?
i work on robotics . . i am doing my major in that
that sounds like a tough major . do you like it ?
i love it . . people says i am smart . . kidding
i imagine you are . have you tried any new candies ?


my wife hates me , she thinks i am lazy and poor. i live a lie. i am a painter. i won a lottery 6 years ago but nobody knows. i paint organic scenes with pretty trees.

hello there , how are you doing ?
not well . my wife left to live with her sister .
that is sad . try playing video games . i love playing video games
not my thing . i paint landscapes all day , too .
i love art . could you paint my two cats milo and fio ?
i m not that good of a painter . i stick with painting trees .
i was born and raised in canada . how about you ?
me , too ! . what do you enjoy to do ?
i like playing video games with my brother .
my wife would love it , me playing video games not !
do you have siblings ? i have just one brother , who works at best buy
i have two brothers . should i tell them that i won 25 , 000 years ago .
how much of it is left ?
i am a fraud . you are the 1st person that i told . 15 , 000 .


i like gardening. i like to cook. i live in a small city. my children are mostly grown. i have a cat named felix and a small terrer names emmy.

sunday greetings to you . how are you today ?
are you single or married ?
married . i love sundays because i get to go to church christian and watch football .
awesome , i love sundays as well . do you have any hobbies ?
well i like computers , i am an it person so anything technology related . and you ?
i love to garden during this time of year .
my dad was with microsoft and he gardened for stress relief . what do you grow ?
i love to grow herbs and tomatoes . do you live in a major city ?
yes , we have great a great music scene here , i love kings of leon .
i like their music as well . music connect us all . any children ?
two , and they keep me busy every single day . how about you ?
just a two year old . he is a big fan of my cooking . do you cook ?
yes , with two teenagers who eat all the time i need to cook regularly ! lol .
i will experience that soon enough lol . any pets ?
two cats , they are my furry friends . do you have any hobbies ?
awesome . i have a cat named felix and a small black terrier named emmy .


my favorite color is purple. i am not a fan of science. my dad works for ups. i am currently looking for a job.

how are you doing today
i am great thank you for asking how are you ?
i am doing great . eating korean bbq
sounds good i had a burrito for lunch
did you put hot sauce on it
always ! what do you do for work ?
i work in business financials
i am looking for work , i want to be like my dad he is ups driver
that would be great pay
do you like sports , football in particular
swimming is my favorite thing
i like the vikings cause purple is my fave
i like usc and traveling
cool , i love california it is beautiful


i have horrible allergies. i spend an hour getting ready in the morning. i still love my cat despite all this. when i shower my skin is nearly red from how hard i scrub.

hi , how are you ?
good how are you ? do you have pets ?
i do not have any pets . but i spend alot of time pet sitting .
that is fun i have a cat but i am also pretty allergic
is the cat hairless ?
no but i just cant give him up i love him too much
that is definitely love .
yeah what hobbies do you have ?
reading , swimming , shopping , and netflix how about you ?
that is cool i have been working os hard latelythat i have just been trying to relax more
having you tried yoga or mediating ? very relaxing .
i should


i help around with bookkeeping and tours. i decided to become vegan a year ago. i am vegan. sometimes i volunteer at an urban farm. i work at the grocery store.

hi , i am vanessa ! are you on youtube ?
i am not . i am employed in the grocery industry . where do you work ?
i have a youtube channel featuring makeup . so i cannot even call it work
nice ! within the last year , i have went vegan . need to get my own channel !
yes ! that would be amazing ! i also do a lot of videos with my cat and traveling
fun ! i could also do a channel dealing with an urban farm i volunteer at .
no way that is awesome ! do you have animals ? my cats name is leela !
when i lead tours there , i take my dog along . so much fun !
now i am jealous ! that sound like fun !
i also do the bookkeeping there so it is not all fun .
oh i see , do you get to travel a lot ?
not as much as i would like but i guess more than others . you ?
yes , my dad is a pilot for an airline . so i get to fly standby !
that is awesome ! i wish i had that . air flight is so expensive !


i played football in high school. i drive a lifted chevy truck. my favorite food is steak cooked well done. i always have a beer after work. i am a roofer.

hi
hello . how are you ?
i am okay . a little tired from band practice .
i feel you . i played football right after school so i always was a bit tired .
cool . do you like football movies ?
some football movies . i really liked remember the titans . you ?
that is one of my favorites . i want to direct films someday so i am a little obsessed .
really ? whats your all time favorite film ?
my dad and i own over 600 movies . hard to pick just one , but . . . school ties
wow that is a lot of movies . never seen school ties .
kinda old . about a kid who at a prep school that hides he is jewish .
i might have to check that out . is it a comedy ?
no , a drama . the kid is there on a football scholarship .
ok sounds cool . i really like blind side


i work as a lifeguard at a beach. i am a breath of fresh air. i like spreading laughter and love everywhere i go. i listen to katie perry while in the shower. i drive a yellow convertible in the rain.

hello there hows your day going ?
hi ! great , chatting from the beach ! you ?
that is awesome ! i am at home , waiting on a cake to finish baking
cool ! what kind ? i am a lifeguard here in ca so cake is an energy bar for me !
oh that must be fun ! i focus on wedding cakes
well , maybe i can convince my bf that this should be the year . ll
ll maybe if he sees a great cake . do all ever go to the theatre
no unfortunately ! he says i am a breath of cool fresh air but then wo not commit .
that is so typical . i just live alone with my dog lol its easier
yeah , me and katy perry in the shower should be good enough for me ll
ll that is true . do you ever go walk at the park ? i love that
i do ! i drove there the other day in my yellow convertible the day it rained !
oh bozoo ! that is the bummer about convertibles .
yeah , my bf yelled at me about that too . . . i really need to let him go .
i think you should ! he sounds like a jerk . i see it all the time
totally ! i am really positive , laughing is easy for me and sharing love . . . he bums me out


i used to be a meat eater but i m now a vegan. i aspire to be a millionaire. i go to yoga. my favorite sport is hockey.

hi ! i am excited ! i just got 50k subscribes on my youtube channel where i do makeup !
nice ! i will sub to your channel . i do yoga . what about you ?
i work out before i watch tutorials on youtube .
cool . do you play any sports ? do you make money from your channel ?
not yet but i ho to soon . i play golf on occasion .
nice . i play hockey . golf and hockey are not that different
true but hockey is a team sport tho .
yeah . i have always been a fan . what do you do besides work on youtube ? read ?
i have been going to beauty classes .
i am a very stylish person . i look good . we could be friends .
very cool ! i am in florida . where are you ?
i am in louisiana . new orleans . what part of florida ?
right out side of tampa .
so like st . petersburg or sarasota ?


i live by myself. i like country music. i play the guitar. i have a dog and two cats. i like to go for runs.

hi do you like exercising of any kind ?
h no , i am a couch puppy
so what do you like to do in your spare
oh my , why you yelling at me
sorry i am multitasking . . . . i do not mean to be rude
i am ai do that as well all the time
have you ever tried the video game mortal combat
oh yes ! it is very bloody
i love the color purple how about you
i love the color purple too , great movie
that was an awesome movie back in the day
i just love country music
who are the artists you love to listen to
luke bryan is y favorite
ok . . . do you have any children you take care of
i have 32 kids . i am very tired


i am in high school. i sleep a lot. i cs and ds. i love sweets. i love bruno mars.

hello how are u tonight
not bad taking break from studying you ?
just got home from a fishing trip
cool did you have dinner ? i had a twix ice cream bar for desert
no i did not eat yet what are u studying for
trying to bring my grades up in science
i go to a computer school
you must be pretty smart
i just got a internship at a big computer company
congrats i hope i am that lucky after school
i have 5 kids to feed so i need a good job
yea no doubt do you like music i really like pop
my mom is a big time lawyer what do your parents do
mom stays home dad runs an accounting firm
that is pretty good i like country music the best
that is not bad i grew up with that


my favorite book is pride and prejudice. my favorite subject in school is math. i like to play soccer. i have a golden retriever.

how are you this evening ?
i am great just petting my golden retriever . how are you ?
good . just got finished listening to a podcast near the park .
nice ! i was just at the park earlier playing soccer with my friends
i am without a car so i have to walk there .
same here . i take the bus to school .
cool . what color is your favorite ? mine is purple .
i like blue . what is our favorite book ?
i like any book janet evanovich writes .
i can not stop reading pride and prejudice . this is my tenth time reading it .
wow ! it must be that good !
it really is ! are you in college ?
i use to be . i work now .
i see . i am study math right now . i want to be an accountant . i love numbers


i have a lot of trophies from my childhood. i love to run. i ca sim very fast. my favorite past time is cooking.

i just got back from the mall . it was rainy and nasty .
that stinks . did you find any good deals ?
no its frustrating going to the mall when you are deaf . i constantly bump into people .
i enjoy running so i usually run to the mall .
that is awesome ! i love playing tennis .
i also like to cook . i have a trophy for cooking from when i was a child .
impressive ! do you have pets ? i have one dog , a pug named corky .
no pets . i swim fast though .
nice ! so are you in a relationship ? i am not . i date regularly .
yes , i enjoy cooking for him
that is great ! whats your favorite dish to cook ?
i enjoy bbq hamburgers the most .
that sounds yummy . i love to cook too . i make my own recipes .
do you like to cook for your dates ?


i am a writer. i try to go hunting with my brothers several times a year. i love to barbecue. i live in springfield , mo.

hi my enemy is a swing set due to i have 6 toes
what do you do for a living ? i write .
i work on computers and wish i had contact lenses
is it hard to barbecue with six toes ? i love to !
no i just channel my inner twilight and make ribs
i had contacts . i live in springfield . where do you live ?
i used to live in kansas city but i broke my nose there
do you go hunting ? i go with my brother , many times a year .
deer and buffalo make good barbeque
i have been there before . no broken nose though .
it was in grade 5 bullies galore cause i am smart
i barbecue what i hunt with my brothers .
nice i wish my girlfriend would see that way
smart people like me write stuff in springfield .
i can not write but i can type fast
my girlfriend is from springfield


i love to dance. i used to play hockey. i like to go running. i am 6 foot tall. i have asthma.

hello , what is going on today ?
hi . its going good . though i have asthma
i am sorry to hear that . i am glad i do not have it . i love the outdoors especially gardening .
that is nice . i love running
do you have any pets that you take with you when you run ?
not really . i am too tall for pets
oh , i have got a couple of boxers . what are your hobbies ?
i play hockey and dance
cool ! i am the outdoorsy type , but i like to relax with a glass of red wine .
that is nice . wine is an international language
it is , it is ! what do you do for a living ?
i dance for a living
that is great ! are you in music videos or do you teach or ?
mostly teach , but also perform
that sounds really fun . my job is pretty boring . i work at a clothing store .
oooh . what clothing ? i should visit


i am a woman. i have several children. we live in a rural area. we have a dog. my parents are still married.

hello , how are you today ?
hi i am doing well how are you
fine thanks . what do you do for a living ?
i am a stay at home mom i have 3 kids
i see . do they like meat ? i love meat .
yeah they always want steak
i love steak , i could eat it all the time .
i think anyone can , do you live in the city
no , i cannot afford it . i have no college degree despite my high iq .
i live in the country its peaceful here
plus you can grow your own meat , ambrite ?
that is true . do you have any pets
no , i do not care for animals unless i am eating them .
we have a family dog


i write. i work at mcdonald s. i like sleeping. i watch youtube videos.

hi dude ! what is up ?
i just got off work an hour or so ago . so just chilling . how about you ?
same here . eating a cheese pie and having a few beers . what do you do ?
would you like fries with that ? i just started working at mcdonalds .
good for you . i study business and work as a cook .
so what do you do on your days off ? i am working on a short story collection .
i like to drink and dance , party stuff . do you have a wife ?
sounds like fun ! i am not married . are you ?
no i am a single man at college . heck yeah .
college man , alright ! hey you like youtube ? i am always looking for new channels .
yeah , check out terence mckenna . do you party ?
will do , thanks dude ! no , i am a home body so sleeping tops partying .
i need sand in my toes and pizza in my face . all day . ha !
well now pizza does sound good ! what are you doing after college ?
i will be a businessman . i will destroy rain forests to make palm oil . sound good ?
that sounds terrible ! but would probably make you rich .


i have 4 cats and 2 dogs. i love the smell of leather. i love to skate and ski. i own 30 pairs of shoes.

good morning , how are you ?
good morning to you too , i am fine .
what kind of work do you do ?
unemployed right now . do you have any pets ?
oh i am a pharmacist and i have two dogs . you ?
my pets are four cats and two dogs . love them like family .
wow that is a lot of pets .
what are your hobbies ? i like to skate and ski .
i like to travel . i will be headed to paris this year .
sounds like fun . i collect shoes and own thirty pairs . do you collect anything ?
unfortunately not shoes but books .
its fun to great things . i also like the smell of leather .


i am a dancer. i am a vegetarian. i can play the piano. i love to sing.

hi there . how are you ?
hello , i am well and yourself ?
not bad . just working on a watercolor painting .
that is amazing . what do you paint ?
mostly mountains and landscapes . blue is my favorite color .
can you paint me ? i dance and would love a picture
i would love to . not much time though , i am an accountant .
i heard that most accountants play the piano like i do
i do not play , but i would like to .
you can play and i will sing along
i am italian american . maybe i could sing opera ?
that would be fun and i could play piano for you
that would be great . how long have you been playing ?
since i was about 5 .
wow . you must be quite good .
thanks for the compliment . not sure my dog agrees


i m a people person. but i m a frustrated driver. my husband works at a telecom. i am a mother of 2 daughters. i love adventures like mountain climbing.

hi ! have you tried anything new ? i do not like to .
hello . i have . i like to try new adventures like rock climbing .
competitively ? when it comes to women i am competitive to them .
no . just for fun . and my 2 daughters say the same thing
are they distrustful of people like i am ?
yes . one of them has trust issues , and like the other has road rage
i go to the library to read books about distrust . i like it there .
i like a library too . my husband is a telecom employee . he does to
that is great . libraries are awesome and full of endless knowledge .
i agree . positive vibes stick to books because they make people happy .
anything else you want to tell me about yourself ?
i play in a metal band and i am obsessed with vikings .
sounds fun ! which do you like more ?
oh that is hard . probably metal . but i also love viking metal . haha
viking metal ? i do not know what that is . i will look it up !
it is awesome . some have pipes and strings that were used in olden days .


i love coffee with cream. i want to be a museum curator. my favorite band is the beastie boys. i went to new york city once.

hi how are you today ?
i am fine just enjoying my coffee with added cream
do you drink coffee often ?
yes i love the stuff . tell me about yourself
i like blue what about you ?
i like green . i want a green colored museum where i can be the curator
do you have any children ?
i have 5 sons and we all enjoy the beastie boys .
i only have 1 son how do you do it ?
its very hard but i am proud of all of them
do any of them wrestle ?
no the play football and basketball
oh i did wrestling back in the day
i took them to see a match in new york city once


i enjoy sleeping in on my days off. every day i drive an hour to work in this horrible traffic. i m an ovo vegetarian. i can t stand beets. i can t cook.

hi , what are you up to ?
hi ! laying in bed reading . how about yourself ?
trying to work in my lab but my kids are making it impossible , what do you read ?
oh , is it for school or work ? right now i am reading this dieting book .
work , scientist work , its my passion . do you like to diet ?
oh wow . that is interesting . well i recently stopped eating meat .
why did you stop eating meat ?
i wanted to see how it would affect my health , if it would improve at all
has it improved ? i have 3 children so it is hard for me to eat healthy .
i think maybe . i did decide to keep eggs in my diet . for protein .
that takes some serious dedication .
i totally understand why it would be difficult with kids .
my real dream is to go to mars . . . . . alone haha
lol . you would be on a healthy dehydrated food diet .


i like spreading laughter and love everywhere i go. i work as a lifeguard at a beach. i listen to katie perry while in the shower. i drive a yellow convertible in the rain.

i love animals , do you have any ?
i do not , but i love katie perry so that is kind of close
i watched her the other day , i am out of work at the moment . do you work ?
i work yeah , i am a lifeguard at a very popular beach , you ?
looking for a job . but atleast it keeps me on a diet .
i love pizza , do you drive ?
sometimes , i am on a diet .
what is your favorite food ?
i absolutely love , love spaghetti .
pasta is always delicious , i love driving in the rain
i do not get out much , always sitting on couch .
we should hangout sometime anyway !
cool idea , what state do you live in ?
i live in california , best for being a lifeguard !
i also love the beach .
the beach and being nice and spreading laughter is my favorite thing to do


just this past week i got a job cleaning gutters. i ride a motorcycle , but it s not a harley. my favorite singer is jess greenberg. i spend every waking hour i can at the archery center.

hi what are you up to tonight ? just watching tons of tv here .
i am watching smart guy on dvd . how is the weather there ?
freezing here ! i miss the summer weather . this weather makes me so lazy .
i do not like the cold myself . it makes it hard to clean the gutters .
same here . i live in wi so i can not escape the cold .
wow ! i am in ga . this weather is tricky . messes with my work cleaning gutters .
same here . i make cars . so i get stuck having to work in the garage a lot .
do you like making cars ?
i do . the pay is not too great though . 30k .
cleaning gutters pays less starting out . what do you do in your free time ?
i usually just relax on my couch and watch tv . eat mac and cheese . you ?
i usually get on my kawasaki motorcycle and chill at the archery center .
do you still ride it in the cold ?
not as much . i try to get car rides . not too successful though . ride any ?


i once fell up a whole flight of stairs. i am the leader of the french fry research department at del taco. my daily driver is a bicycle that you pedal with your hands. my life s passion is designer french fries. my favorite band is u2.

hello ! how are you ?
i am fine i work as r and d for del taco
what is an r and d ? i like animals so i do not eat meat !
research and development but i fell up in a stairs
how did you do that ? i am 77 and i still have not fallen !
really ? i think because i am a designer of a potato fries
wow ! very interesting . my grandson and granddaughter love fries !
if you went they can come here
what types of fries do you make ?
potato and sweet potato is my specialty
wow i would love to have some of those when watching my british tv shows !
what is your favorite tv show ?
the walking dead ! i am also retired but i was a computer programmer
what do you program and why ?
i do not remember anymore i am too old !
its ok just make sure you know how stuff works


i collect toys wearing little rain coats. i enjoy mystery flavour cake. i am lusting after the neighbour pool boy. i believe i hear voices. i tend to argue with myself more than i argue with myself.

hi there
hey
tell me about yourself
well my biggest hobby is collecting toys wearing little rain coats
oh nice . why is that ?
they help me
help you do what ?
ignore my thoughts about the neighbor pool boy ;
what thoughts do you have about the pool boy ? do you fancy him ?
he is quite pleasant to look at
have you talked to him about this ?
i do not think so . . . . i do tend to hear some voices that remind me of him
voices ? like in your sleep or in your head ?
both , i cannot decide which is worse


i eat tuna fish salad at least every day. my favorite music is two steps from hell and rock opera genre. i have sandy brown hair and green eyes. i read sci fi space adventures with a passion. i cannot get enough gummy worms to satisfy my sweet tooth.

hello ! how are you tonight ?
feeling sick . i ate too many gummy worms for dinner .
gummy worms will do that .
i did not think so . but now i know for sure .
well , i am sorry to hear that .
its alright . i usually eat tuna fish , but decided to change things up a bit .
do you have any hobbies ? i like to make convincing bird calls .
i like reading sci fi novels and listening to two steps from hell .
i also like movies , young frankenstein is my favorite . i can recite it word for word .
aliens is my favorite . i know it by heart as well .
that is a good movie too
sigourney weaver is hot ! ! even in old age .


i have owned two mustangs. i am not a fan of science. i am currently looking for a job. my dad works for ups.

hi my name is cup cake
your name is delicious ! what do you do for a living ?
i love to bake cup cake
is baking your favorite thing ? i love cars owner of 2 mustangs , well , former owner .
well that good my favorite thing is baring
is that baking , right ? i have been cooking a lot lately . i am out of work .
what is your favorite food ?
pizza . hands down ! how about you ?
really my favorite food is fish
that is healthy ! i am just 27 living with my parents .
that great what sport do you love ?
weight lifting trying to work with ups . my dad works , to stay in shape .
that is so cool , i love biking
that is good exercise . do you ride every day ?