both my parents were teachers. i like to hunt. i had two cats growing up. i like to donate time at the local animal shelter. i have two children.

hello , how are you today ?
i am great ! how are you ?
doing good ! what do you do for work ?
i am a teacher , same as my parents . how about you ?
i currently perform factory work . boring , but i am productive .
do you have any pets ?
i used to , not anymore . i sleep a lot because of my job .
i used to have two cats as a kid ! now i volunteer with animals .
does that mean you are a social person ?
i am pretty social . i have two kids that keep me pretty busy though
i tend to not be social because i work nights
what do you do for fun ?
does sleep count as fun ? what about you ?
hunting was always an interest of mine .


my favorite sport is hockey. i start my senior year of high school next week. i went to japan this summer. my mom is a painter.

hi , how has your day been ?
considering its 911 anniversary , i have been okay . we had an assembly at school .
yes it is a sad day . what is your favorite video game ? mine is halo 3 .
i am usually at the ice rink . i play hockey , not much for technology
got ya . i have a moped i drive around .
spent the summer in japan many mopeds and regular bikes there
i bet there are ! it was so hot today i had to take a cold shower !
really ? the weather is beautiful here . in fact my mom painted outdoors today canvasses !
awesome ! i cannot wait for it to cool off !
you could ride your moped to the ice cream store .
good idea ! i may do that tomorrow
i love hockey . i think i would like to try surfing . where would i go ?


when i m stressed , i overeat. i have a lot of style. i love kids. i enjoy organizing my surroundings. i m a kindergarten teacher.

hello . how are you today ?
fantastic , my little students today were very well behaved ? how about yourself ?
i am a little tired . i have to go to work in a little while . at mcdonalds .
oh . they have the best honey mustard ! do you have a passion for anything ?
yes . playing football and video games . what about you ?
i love video games ! i have been playing a lot of cup head ! .
cool ! i also live playing with my pet iguana . he is very friendly .
as long as it is not a snake ! my passion is helping kids !
awwww . i love kids . i cannot wait to have kids .
i teach little people i love my job more than anything !
i am sure you do . when i was little , i always wanted to be a teacher .
i am a very organized person , my surroundings are perfectly organized
me too . i am very organized .
do you enjoy shopping ? i love buying things to put style into everything .


my husband is a firefighter. we have two kids. helping people makes me happy. i graduated with a nursing degree. my favorite food is sushi.

hi there . how are you tonight ?
i am good , finishing my sushi
oh that sounds good ! i love meat , especially raw meat .
what do you do for a living
computer repair , i am highly skilled in this profession
i see . i have a degree in nursing .
i nurse animals at times when i am at the farm
do you live on a farm
no but have some family that owns one . its far from where i live now
i see , i like helping people , and i have 2 kids
me too . i love being helpful to people who need a hand
do you have kids ? i have 2
yes , they live in my hometown which is far away
where is your home town ?


my grandma raised me. i play the violin. i want to be a music teacher. i enjoy watching horror flicks.

hello , so this entire character chat is going to be me insulting myself .
oh , that is fun . i was raised by my granny
that is sweet ! i am very below average height !
i love scarry movies alot .
apparently i am also very round , others would call me fat !
i ji just want to teach music to poor children
i often try to read because i like it , but i am not to good at it !
poor you . i feel sorry
same , i like to believe that i am smart . but others do not agree .
oh i am not smart either . just music
music is nice i try to wear head phones but my face cheeks are just to big .
oh ok , alvin the chipmunk
wow lol that is mean ! ! ! apparently i have enough issues i do not need this too
ok , you are beautiful . do not eat anymore
it started off nice but i am not sure suggesting an ed is the way to go .
you are right . i am sorry .
apparently i deserve it though , did you see all the stuff i said !
lol . this is too dang funny


i m always looking for wildlife when i m outside. i enjoy watching animal videos on the internet. i visit animal shelters fairly often. i get along better with animals than people.

how are you doing today ?
i am alright , how about you ?
just very very stressed right now
that is a shame , why is that ?
i am trying to open a family run grocery store
that sounds like a nice thing . what about it is so stressful ?
even with a degree in marketing it involves a lot of planning
i am sure it does , do you have someone you can rely on for advice ?
living with my parents they have been very helpful
that is good . i bet you do not have much time for hobbies , huh ?
i do not i have to spend a lot of time figuring out what color is what
oh , are you color blind ?
i am red and green color blind
i bet that is pretty inconvenient


my wife recently got laid off from her human resources job. i have been on the design team for over 65 video games. i design video games for a living. my son plays on the local football team.

good morning . how are you doing today ?
not so good , my wife was laid off , she worked in hr . you ?
sorry to hear that . i am doing fine .
its okay . what do you do for a living ?
i play in a rock band . i am lead guitar .
that is awesome ! i am a video game designer , 65 games and counting .
that is great . whats your favorite video game ?
left 4 dead . are you into sports ?
i am not a big sports person . i run frequently though .
good to stay active ! my son is captain of the football team at his highschool !
cool . how is their team doing this year ?
we have not lost a game yet !


i am an actress and i work at a grocery store. i take great care of my skin. i like to dress up for other people. i think i will be famous one day. i never cook.

this rain sucks ! ca not do any lamp in the forest because of it .
sorry to hear . its not ringing here .
where do you live ? what do you do for work ?
i am an actress , but for now i work inside a grocery .
oh , i am a general of the oris army .
that sounds like an interesting profession . i just want to be famous someday .
oh , i would settle to just be able to move out of my moms house .
sounds like you are successful general that lives in moms house . i do not even cook .
yeah , but i am 32 and my mom does not want me to move out .
your mom loves you . i like to dress up people too . tell them what to wear .
i guess she does . but at least you get paid to dress up .
my real obsession is taking care of my skin , but to act people look .


i live on a farm. i drive a truck. i graduated high school. i have a beard.

hello , how are you tonight ?
hello ! pretty good . just did some work on the farm i live on . you ?
i was searching for where to get the rick and morty sauce .
interesting . because of my beard i can not eat sauce .
you could use your beard to store crumbs for later snacks
that would be useful since i am a trucker ! what do you do ?
i write novels in my free time , but i am studying english in college
nice . i am only a high school graduate , did you graduate college ?
not yet , i am studying to get my degree now
that is what i thought . have you ever been to a farm ?
not in a long time , we went on a class trip back in grade school
anything you want to tell me about yourself ?
my soul is black , and that is why it is my favorite color
oh my . perfect timing for halloween ! you fit right in ! anything else ?
my phone is an iphone , but that is pretty standard . you ?
i have an android . i like both iphone and android . you ?


my favorite drink is coke. i like to make cookies. i like to run. i like to train dogs.

good afternoon , how are you today ?
great thanks . how are you ?
i am great . super excited its hockey season ! ! ! !
yes pittsburgh penguins fan here .
minnesota wild here . my best friend is in pittsburgh now
i just went for a run through downtown .
nice my younger sibling runs . i like to walk
i have to burn off all the calories from the coke i drink .
i did a paper on coke for my business class once .
they have been around a long time and have a very interesting history .
i agree . what do you do for work ?
i train dogs at an obedience school .
that sounds like a lot of fun . i love dogs !
me too . i make special cookies for them that are safe for them to eat .


i recently started to work online. my favorite band is the story so far. i used to work at a factory making boxes. i eat meat. i used to travel the usa playing guitar.

hello somebody how is your day going today ?
i am doing ok , just getting used to my new job . how are you ?
great and congrats on your new job
thank you , i just started working online . do you work ?
i work for myself making people laugh lol , i mean a comedian
ha , sounds like fun , before this i used to work in a box making factory .
where are you from for me i originate from what you call a little town
me too , but i spent a lot of time traveling the us playing guitar .
great . i love the theater and went for one last night
cool , i like live music , especially the story so far , my favorite band .
great . what drink do you love . mine is cuba libre
i enjoy rum and cokes , also eating meat !


i drive a red car. i use red lipstick. i like to wear red. i like to wear red shoes also. i wear a red purse.

hi there , how is your evening going ?
it was ok until my purse was stolen . i was red .
i am sorry to hear that . i should see if i can track them down on my motorcycle
my red car would be faster .
its because i do not have a harley , but i got a new job so maybe soon
ok , if i was wearing my red kicks i could have caught him .
when i am not cleaning the gutters at my new job , i do archery !
ahh kisses to you as i leave a red lip print on your face !
you like red do not you . you like archery , what about jess greenberg ?
who is jess ? never heard of him but i bet he is hot if he wears red .
its a singer . my favorite . i met him at the archery center i am always at .
oh so you do archery .
yes , i would be better my doc tells me if i did not eat too many carbs
i know those make me feel sluggish .


my favorite color is blue. i live alone in my condo. i love to ride my bike on the weekend. i post on reduit often. i am an insurance salesman.

hi . . how was ur weekend ? ?
hey , it was good ! how was yours ?
party weekend . . it was amazing
what kind of party ?
kind of a get together with friends
nice . i like to ride my bike if i have time on the weekend
traffic is major hassle here . . i get mad
you should ride a bike instead of drive ! haha
my work place is a bit far
where do you work ? i sell insurance
i work in a bank
do you like working there ?


i have 4 children. my husband was a career soldier. i am a senior citizen. i like to read. my grandchildren range in age from 30 to 7.

hey how is it going ?
hi just whiling away time with my grand children .
that is great how many do you have ?
i have 6 grand children from 4 of my children
wow that is alot grandchildren .
enjoying every bit of them from 7 to 30 years . what about you ?
i do not have any kids , its just me and siblings .
enjoy them while it last . soon you will become senior citizen like me
iam well on my way trust me .
what do you love doing ? i love reading
reading is great . i love practicing piano .
great too . read a lot when my husband was a soldier to pass time
i know it helps for sure .
yes . hope we can catch up soon again .


sometimes i wish my computer would work faster. rita hayworth is the woman of my dreams. my glasses are always dirty and i cannot seem to get them clean. i like standing in the rain. i am always happy when the summer ends.

hi ! i am taking a break from the kids and pets . how are you ?
hello i am doing good . how are you ?
good ! took my kids on a nature walk today so now i am enjoying a rest .
that is great ! i enjoy nature walks
i like to take the kids and dogs on nature walks . good excuse to leave the house
what is your favorite color ?
mmmm . yellow i suppose . what do you do ?
i am a customer service representative for apple
oh cool . my husband works in it
that is great ! what do you do ?
i am a stay at home mom . i chase kids and dogs all day
oh ok . i am a stay at home mom as well
so do you work for apple part time ?
i work apple full time
but you are also a stay at home mom ?
yes i am also a stay athome mom


i am six feet tall. i wish i was a tiger. i speak fluent german. i tell bad jokes on purpose. my mom and dad are both red headed.

how are you tonight ? i am listening to my favorite classic radio program .
i am great . i am pretending to be a tiger .
my impalas name is tiger . i love my car
i like cars too . do you speak any other languages ?
only english . my favorite season is summer .
cool . i also speak german .
i like going fishing in the summer .
what do you call it when batman skips church ?
i do not know . what do you call batman ?
christian bale . ha ha ha
that is a funny joke . . . lol
do you have any jokes ?
nah , i am boring . but i do like watching hearing comedy .
why should you not play poker in the jungle ?


my wife is a hairdresser. i drive an acura. i love to play basketball. my favorite beer is coors.

hi how are you doing
hi ! i am doing well . how are you ?
i am good just getting back from a hike
that is great ! i love to be outdoors as well , especially playing basketball
yeah it is so good for you and gives me more energy throughout the day
i agree ! i love to play with friends and then grab a coors . do you like beer ?
yeah but i prefer coffee
i like coffee as well ! i drive my acura to the coffee shop every morning .
i am a barista i love to make new drinks
where do you work ?
in a local coffee shop near san francisco
i go to a place near where my wife works as a hairdresser .
that is cool does she cut your hair
yeah , she does a great job ! well if i am in san fran i will come visit !
please do that sounds like fun
great ! it was nice talking to you !


i like to read. i love to workout. i work for a magazine. i love the game halo.

hi are you still there ?
i am . just finishing my new book , cannot get enough of reading .
i see . i am about to watch my favorite movie good burger
ha , is that from the old nickelodeon sit
sure got it . have you seen that before ?
i watched it when i was younger .
i like the movie a lot also love to do canning and whittling
interesting hobbies . i am a big fitness buff and like to work out .
to keep fit i do to chase the cheetahs while i visit the zoo ahahah
do you work there or just visit ?
just visit but i am an excellent athlete
what do you do for work ? i am an editor at a magazine .
i currently work from home but still improving on my athletic skills
when i am home i play alot of halo , do you like video games ?
i do not like it so much . which one is your favorite ?
i am old school i like donkey kong .


i have always wanted a pot bellied pig. my favorite book is anne of green gables. i won a beauty pageant one time but didn t feel like it was worth the effort. my mom teaches kindergarten and my dad is a tax assessor. i love owning nice office supplies.

home you are having a good day . i am just enjoying my new home
awesome day today i so love the idea of owning office supplies
office supplies are good to have . do you work in an office ?
naw but i really want to be a pot bellied pig
i like dogs myself . i wish there was a purple dog . i love purple
i love to read my favorite is anne of green gables
i have read that book . do you like music ? i like the band korn
i won the beauty pageant before but really did not think it was worth it
that is awesome . what did you not like about it ?
my mother is the best kindergarten teacher i know
that is great good teachers are important .
my dad hate at times cause she have fun he a tax assessor
no one likes the tax assessor . i wish i could go swimming today
its not a good day here to go
is it cold where you are at ?
it seems like its going to rain today


i once drove a car ! my friend told me what to do while i drove. i have a job as a dj at a radio station. i am blind. i have many friends. i use a cane to help me get around.

i have 5 siblings an i am the youngest
i do not have any siblings but i have lots of friends . what do you do ?
my hair is pink the patients love it
i am a dj at a radio station . i am blind but its easy .
i am a nurse in gran . d rapids
do you like your job ?
cool , i am scared of bees allergic . yes i do do you ?
yes , i use a cane when i walk but i mostly sit there .
what kind of radio station do you work at ?
country music , its mostly using the computer
that is so dope ! what station ?
you know whats dope ? i have driven a car ! my friend told me to turn .
it was nice talking to you , typing ? are
thanks , talking typing ll
you were not scared being blind ?
not really , its what i am used to .


i like to play tennis. my favorite food is a burger. my favorite musical is hamilton. i work as an accountant. my favorite color is red.

hi how are you today ?
doing well . how are you ?
pretty good do you have family ?
i have extended family . i mostly do accountant work .
i have brother in the nfl
oh wow ! that is awesome . i enjoy playing tennis mostly .
what is your favorite food ?
i love a good hamburger . what about you ?
my favorite is popcorn honestly
yum ! do you like musicals ? i really love hamilton .
are there musicals about horses ?
perhaps . i have not seen any , but maybe there are .


i am not social. i am very unproductive unless it comes to my job. i work in a factory. i do not eat well.

hello . i am a vegan yoga instructor
hi i am very anti social
that is too bad . i love meeting new people in my class
i hate class it seems so strange
i love yoga and i love to teach . it seemed like a good fit for me lol
i tried yoga once . . . everything hurt
i am sorry ! sometimes stretching beforehand helps . do you like movies ?
i love movies whats your favorite movie
pretty woman . i love rom coms . they inspire my poetry
i like tv shows but my favorite tv show is how i met your mother
that one is hilarious . i love barney ! lol
barney is crazy i love it
yes he is . his stunts and cons crack me up !
i really like ted tho i mean how could you not ?


my last name is spanish , but i tell people that its italian. i do not know if i enjoy programming , or if its my only choice. i had one step dad , and fortunately he ignored me. i wear cardigans because i hope it makes me look more cultured. i hate that i got my brain from the dad i never met.

hello how are you ? i have one child , and i am married .
i am good . i am don river . i claim its italian , but its spanish .
ll . i own my own company , but i do not show up very much .
nice . i am a programmer . not sure its for me . do you like your job ?
i do , but i make less than 100k a year .
is it a professional setting ? i often wear cardigans to look good at work .
yes , professional . but i wish i could pay my employees more than minimum wage though .
my step dad did the same to his employees . ignoring me .
that is too bad . you feel more comfortable in your cardigans while programming ?
they make me feel smarter . i feel dumb because i got my biological dads brain .
do not feel dumb , everyone has their own strengths .
what kind of strengths do you have ?
my spouse and my child . it might sound silly , but its true .
aw , no that is sweet . they sound like good people .
thank you . they are my entire world . second is my company lol .
haha . what does your company make do ?


i live near the ocean. i love to surf. my hair is brown and curly. i hate red meat.

hi how are you today
i am great . how are you ?
i am doing ok listening to some music trying to learn the guitar parts
do you like the beach at all
i do i use to live by one .
i live by one now . how did you like it ?
it was cool wish i would have went more
i bet . i love water sports .
i just skateboard and ride my bike now a days
are you a good skateboarder ?
yeah i am pretty good i think but compared to other people not really
you enjoy it a lot though ?
yeah it relaxes me when i am stressed out
i bet that it does . i feel that way about surfing .


i just graduated from high school. i will study computer science. i m a vegetarian. i like playing games online. i m on my way to uc santa cruz where i was accepted.

hello , how are you today ?
i am good . i just received my diploma from high school
that is awesome ! congrats ! i am working on my masters
i start at uc santa cruz soon and i am going to study computer science .
i am studying social sciences . i hope you like pizza .
i am vegetarian but i do enjoy it sometimes .
can you cook ? if you can , you can make extra money by cooking for people .
i like to play computer games more than cook but that is a good idea .
what do you play ? i love call of duty .
i like sims and call of duty or fallout .
fallout is my absolute favorite . i love the elvis school , wish it were real .
if only . it is an awesome game .
dogmeat is my favorite . he is one cool dog .
he is freaking awesome for real
he is . they need to make fallout go !
yes ! that would be awesome .


i love dogs and cats. i live in a house. i have a lot of friends. my dad works at the mill and my mom is a teacher.

hi . how are you ? so excited . started new job today
i am doing great ! how are you ?
i am ok too . looking forward to vacation next month . love traveling . you ?
i love traveling as well . i take my two dogs and maine coon cat with me
wow . i only have a cat . i like them . her eyes are my favorite color green
mine looks like a bobcat . she is so grouchy , lol . she scares my friends .
how big is she ? is not it hard to travel with them ? i like traveling
she is 25 pounds . the dogs are labs . they all travel very well .
do the dogs get along with the cat ?
at one point , she was bigger than they were . she rules and she knows it .
do you like to spend time outdoors with your labs ?
i do . we go for hikes and runs almost daily to my moms college .
that is cool . you are all athletic !
it pays to be healthy , my dad is a lumber worker and has health issues .


i have a bicycle. i have three dogs at home. i hate to workout , but i need to. i am very good at the drums. i need to take my blood sugar everyday.

hello how are you doing tonight ?
i am well . ears are kind of ringing . you ?
surprised i can type this since i do not know how to write
well earlier i just completely forgot to spell . do you think the universe has a purpose ?
i know i have a purpose after i survived a brain aneurysm
that is incredible ! i am glad that your brain still works good enough . do you work ?
i cannot since i cant see more than a few hundred feet in front of myself
my vision is fairly poor as well . but i can see super great up close .
that is good then you can still work . i hang out with my cats . only have 5 now
that is not even enough cats if you really think about it . i have only 3 dogs .
i miss my 6th cat . she ran away . i like dogs too
i raise pitbulls . my name is michael . you ?
i married my best friend my 12th grade
i did not have a highschool sweetheart . i started dating in college . good for you !
thank goodness i married my man . he was there when i called 911 for my brain aneurysm
i am so sorry to hear about your aneurysm . bless your heart .


i own a iphone 7. my mother use to read me bed time stories. my father worked 11 hours a day. i drink hot chocolate during the winter. i am allergic to seafood.

hi there , how are you doing ?
am fine i need some advice . what is better iphones or androids ?
i personally am a fan of iphone
i have a iphone 7 but wanted to get the samsung 8
i love my 7 plus . i do not like android
so tell me about yourself
i am tall , i like running , and i am staunchly pro iphone
cool . i love reading bed time storied to my kids like my mom did
my favourite bedtime story is if you give a mouse a cookie
that is funny i was just reading that to my son
he must have good taste in books
yes we drink hot chocolate and curl up to a book on cold nights
does he like school too ? i like school a lot
yes and i try to spend lots of time with him
that is amazing 1 good for you
my dad worked 11 hours every day and i missed him


i have an internship at a computer company. my mom is a lawyer. i have 5 children. i am a student.

hey how are you doing today , i just finished school .
nice i just got an internship
oh wow , is it your first job ?
yea at a computer place
i am still in highschool , when do you start work ?
tomorrow i just need to find a babysitter
oh really , how many kids do you have ?
like 5 of them man
what 5 , that is a lot . . . i only have 2 siblings .
grandma babysits she is a lawyer
she must be really progressive if she is a laywer , what do you do ?
i like to dance on the weekends
i like to dance anytime . we have prom coming soon i am a senior .
hey it puts food on the the table
what are you talking about , what food
i have to feed my children


i am a mortician. i love the colors yellow and teal. i want to learn how to fly an airplane. i collect stamps. my favorite movie is dirty harry.

hi i am martha i am currently dieting
i am amber . what kind of diet are you on ?
atkins what do you do for work ?
i take work in a funeral home . do you have any hobbies ?
i like riding horses when i get the chance i am pretty busy in realty business
cool ! do you find much time for riding ?
usually once a month . how has your weekend been ?
very good , and very busy . how about you ?
it was pretty boring i drove a vintage car tho
cool ! i took a pilot class !
cool how was it ? guessing it was fun
very fun . i am hoping to be able to fly myself someday .
hopefully you are able to do that
i have to go now . thanks for chatting . bye !
ok have a good night
you too . have a good one . bye !


i am not a basketball player though. my favorite band is the rolling stones. i would like to retire to hawaii in the next 10 years. i currently work for ibm in chicago.

hi how are you doing
i am great and you ?
i am great just reading
i am listening to the rolling stones i love them
is that your favorite band
yes it is . i am working right now too
where do you work at
ibm in chicago , what about you ?
i do proofreading for hallmark
i can not wait to retire .
i am getting very close
i with i was . i have plans of going to hawaii .
what will you do there
i with i was . i have plans of going to hawaii .


my weakness are sweets. i am unsociable. i am a jack of all , master of none. i am male. i live to not disappoint my loved ones.

hi , how are you ? please tell me about yourself !
well , i am male , not very sociable , and i love sweets . how about you ?
i love listening to music , mostly nickelback . i am vegan !
that is awesome ! saving the environment is great .
yes for sure ! i just started work as a librarian . you ?
i am a sort of jack of all trades , i do odd jobs here and there .
oh that is so cool ! you must be very handy !
yup ! i help people do all sorts of stuff , i love helping out family and all that .
me too . i am devout catholic and help community when i can !
that is amazing ! what do you do in your spare time ?
well , i really want to learn to swim . you ?
i would like to master most of the trades that i am really an amateur at .


i love folk metal. i like tacos. i talk in my sleep. i own a cat. i watch a movie sundays evenings.

hey i am new to this chat , have you ever heard of up dog ?
hi there i am just listening to some folk metal . haha not falling for that !
. . p folk metal you say ? whats something like that sound like ?
like metal singers who got tired of screaming . i listen while i eat my tacos .
dang you put honey on your tacos ? i am way into it
maybe with jalapeños . that is a good combo .
jalapeno jelly honey is devine . someday i wanna live at the beach though
i bring my cat to the beach every saturday . i love her .
whats its name , she good off leash ?
its name is noodle . she does not need a leash . i talk to her in my sleep .
wicked . you got night terrors or what ? i enjoy talking to you stranger
nope . just talk away in my sleep . i am also enjoying our chat .
i have always wanted a monkey as a pet . . maybe someday . something non agressive
monkeys smell bad . and i bet they do not like baths .
i would venture to guess you might be right . they have to much hair to dry . .
i want a lemur as a pet .


my mom teaches kindergarten and my dad is a tax assessor. i have always wanted a pot bellied pig. i won a beauty pageant one time but didn t feel like it was worth the effort. i love owning nice office supplies.

hello , how are you doing today ?
i am ok . how are you ? tired after a long day at the office .
same here . i work at a doctors office . where do you work ?
i work as a tax assessor . what do you do ?
i am just a receptionist .
i see . it was a profession my father has done for years .
oh cool . what are you hobbies ?
i have always wanted to raise pot bellied pigs . i wanted one since i was a child .
sounds interesting . i am only into dogs .
i always thought they were cute . i also enjoy entering pageants .
i am boring . reading is my only hobby . do you have kids ?
yes . a 15 year old daughter . and i love to read as well . anything with a spine .
oh okay . i am very much single with no kids . hopefully one day .
she is my world , my little princess .
all i have is my dogs and my lillies .
is that your favorite flower ? i like lilies .


i like to make clothes. i make 50k a year. i love animals. i work for peta.

i want you to know , i love my chicken fried , and cakes has to be chocolate
that sounds delicious ! i like to make clothing
i see , i love video games , and i am the youngest of my family
that sounds fun . i love working with animals and at peta
really , do you also stay up late like me ?
yeah i do making my own clothing . helps me bring in 50k a year
that is a lot of money , i am happy for you .
thanks ! you stay up late playing video games ?
ha ha , not really , i stay up because i just cannot sleep
oh maybe if you think you will dream of fried chicken and chocolate cake
sometimes , i wake up and run to the kitchen asap
i hope you get some good sleep !


i would rather stay up late than get up early. i am very inquisitive and enjoy learning new things. my favorite foods are fried chicken and chocolate cake. i enjoy playing video games. i am the youngest sibling in my family.

hello , how are you doing .
i am well thanks . in nyc you ?
i am in chicago . what is you plan today
need to get off this computer soon . beautiful saturday .
yes , nice weather today . i just bought a shirt today .
for the colder weather in chicago ?
its a t shirt . i bought it because it has a unicorn in it .
cool . i gravitate toward concert t shirts myself .
what is your favorite band
tough one . listening to steely dan recently .
what do you do
i am in business development . you ?


i am currently studying at union college and want to be an english teacher. i grew up in syracuse , ny with my parents and brother. that way , after graduating , i can teach english there for a year or two. i am a huge buffalo bills fan , and our family has season tickets.

hey how are you doing today ?
i am busy studying . you ?
i am busy too with this lion i just shot
that is awful . my parents in upstate new york would be horrified
yeah , i am going to cry and watch gone with the wind later .
you should cry if you shot a lion
i will make a clay model in the honor of the lion
that does not make up for it . my brother would not approve
why not . i am a pretty good artist
because dead lion . my union college classmates would hate you
do they have safe spaces ?
yes the world . i will teach this to my students when i am an english teacher
the world is not a safe place
it should be for lions was my point . i hope you are not a bills fan
no way i would never be a bills fan
good because i am and i do not want you as a fellow fan
fair enough . they stink anyways .
we have season tickets so i disagree


i have a cheap car my dad gave me. i have a very unhealthy diet. i can run very fast for long distances. i am very skinny and energetic. i drink a lot of caffeine.

hello . how are you this evening ?
pretty good , my diet is very unhealthy
why is that ? mine is not either . i love imported beers .
my body mass is think and energetic , i drink a lot of coffee and energy drinks .
i love beer , but coffee is the drink of the gods . favorite music ?
yeah i am fast runner and run long distance in track and field
that is cool . i really enjoy working on cars
my dad gave me a cheap car .
i like classic cars and enjoy lassic rock .
yeah my car is a piece of crap ford . lol
i have a ford explorer sport . it is crap too .
lol . yay for peace of junk cars p
haha . yeah , i am a marketing agent with a big company . think i would drive better .
yeah , right ! ! that would be a great thing to do .
it is boring to be honest . would rather play on stage for a metal band . haha
you ought to go for your dreams and passion .


i have lots of friends. i have red hair. i like to ride my scooter. my name is nick. i do not like music.

hello there . how are you today ?
hi ! i am great . i am nick . how are you ?
great , thank you . what do you do on your spare time ? i read a lot
i love to ride my scooter in town but not into music really .
i have been into the game halo lately .
i have a lot of friends that play .
same here . what do you do for a living ?
i am a hairdresser . i love to dye peoples hair red like mine .
red hair , how cool ! i work as an editor at a magazine
that is awesome . it sounds like a lot of fun .
it is . love the color yellow . do you think it will look good as a haircolor ?
maybe yellow highlights over brown base !


i have a cat named kj. i have lived in several different states. my husband was a salesman. i worked as a nurse for many years. i like to cook.

hello , my name is chloe , who are you ?
i am george . nice to meet you .
what took you so long george ? i want to go outside and play !
sorry about that . i was cooking lunch . egg sandwich
i do not like eggs . at preschool i spit them out .
but they have protein , unless you are allergic to poultry
my mom says that lentils have protein . but i want to dance not eat .
i hear yeah . but i would rather stay in the kitchen . do you have any pets ?
yea , my favorite is my pet zebra . i got it at disneyland .
org i love disney !
me too , but we cannot go back till daddy gets a job .
ah true . i do not mind wait , but in a weeks time i am moving outta state


i am a gentle giant. my family comes first to me. i prefer reading to sports. i sometimes drive fast. i have survived near death experiences.

hi ! what do you do for fun ?
hi ! i love to read and drive really fast .
i like to ride my bike but probably no as fast as you drive .
i almost died once driving fast
i imagine if you had an accident going to fast that would probably be easy to do .
but being really tall it s hard to fit in a sport car
ahhh just take out the front seat and drive from the trunk or something
haha . what kind of car do you drive ?
i . . love nature . therefore i do not have a car . just a bike
i see . i love to spend time with my family outside
do you cook for your family outside ?
oh yes we love to grill out
i love to cook too ! and confuse people by speaking in one of three random languages
that sounds like so much fun . what languages ?
spanish , french and korean but certainly not english ; d
haha . i can imagine making a french korean fusion dish


i have an older brother that has gotten into trouble. i see a therapist that does not really understand me. i have trouble feeling emotion. my parents are distant.

hello , how are you ? i am a mall cop , what do you do ?
hi i have been better i am still in school . a mall cop sounds interesting at times
it ia fun . i like dogs ; do you ?
i have a therapy dog . she helps me more than my therapist does
that ia cool . i want to write a book on animals , one day .
animals are amazing and are very understanding in their own way
yes . what kind of car do you like ? when i retire i want a corvette .
i like the dodge challenger i want the hell cat
nice . are you married ? i just got divorced .
no i am still in school i am sorry you got divorced
it is all good . you stay in school and get your education .
thanks i hope i can make it thru my parents are not very supportive and distant
well just find positive people to speak with .
i will try thanks for the advice


i grew up on a farm. i am a veterinarian. i have two nephews. my brother is in the army. running is my way to relax.

hi . whats up ? did you do anything interesting today ?
hi not really . what about you ?
just went to practice with my band . we got a gig tomorrow .
what instrument do you play ?
for the band i play guitar . i can also play piano
do you ever run around ?
oh yeah , totally . do you got any kids ?
i do not buy i got two nephews
i got 2 kids they are twin boys . i also got a step daughter
do you have a brother ?
i got 3 older brothers . how bout you ?
i have one in the army it scares me


my mom raised me by herself and taught me to play baseball. i am allergic to peanuts. i still love to line dry my clothes. i will one day own a ferret. i blog about salt water aquarium ownership.

hi . i am very healthy
hey , that is good . how do you do it ?
i have no clue . it just happens
do you play and sports ?
yes ! i do not know which ones though
oh , that seems odd . i like baseball , my mother taught me .
i have a ton of grandkids
oh , that is impressive , how many ?
eight , i was super busy when younger
sounds like it . i have no kids , but i hope to own a ferret .
i love ferrets ! they are cute
they are , i already have salt water fish right now that i blog about .
bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles
bubbles ? do you like bubbles ? my niece does .
yes yes yes yes ye yes
you really must , you seem passionate about them .


my birthday is in june. i still live with my parents. i have a cat. summer is my favorite season.

hi ! how are you ?
pretty great . just petting my kitty on my lap
cute , i have a cat too , we listen to vinyl records together after work
aw , that is very sweet . i wish i could listen to music but my parents hate it
oh that is awful , you live with your parents ?
yes i do . unfortunately . i need to change that
yea , i can never sit still it used to make my parents so mad
oh no . too much energy ?
yea , but it is good , i fix planes and drive junk cars and fix those too
that takes a lot of talent . i do not do too much
yea , i like fixing things , i think i could fix the world if i try hard enough
i bet you could . you are so capable of anything
thanks . . . did you do anything fun today ?
not really . just sad that summer is gone already


i went to stanford. i play soccer professionally. i have a wife and a 4 year old son. my idol is thierry henry. my favorite food is pizza.

hi how are you doing ?
not bad , few injuries from playing soccer today , but have physio later . you ?
what do you do for a living ?
i am a professional soccer player fun but loads of training . what about you ?
i do not do anything lol
you must have loads of free time ! what do you get up to ?
i do not go anywhere all day
are you ok ? you sound a little down .
yes i hate my life
there must be some changes that you can make . what do you enjoy ?
i hate everything so i do not know
how about pizza . i love pizza , i cannot imagine that anyone would hate that . . .
i do hate that too
can you make it to your local doctors ? i think you need to talk to them .
i hate those kinds of doctors
local doctors ? you prefer far away doctors ?


i like meat. i am working in finance. i listen to rap. my favorite food is steak.

hi how are you today ?
i am good ! listening to eminem at work . how about you ?
i prefer country music . my new job does not allow music to be played
what do you do ? i work at a bank in a corner office .
that sounds very nice ! i work at a local market .
what kind of market ? a meat market ? i was just thinking about steak dinner .
there is meat and local vegetables . i work on the veggie side , i do not eat meat
really ? ! i could never do that . i love meat of all kinds .
i do it for health reasons . i loved it , but it does not love me .
i understand . do you still miss it ?
i do sometimes , but there are so many great vegetarian options now .
that is true . maybe i will try this . can i shop at your store ?
for sure , we are open 7 days a week from 800 700 pm
i will be there when i get out of the bank today !


i like to bike. i cook well. my mother is a teacher. i can speak three languages. i love being in nature.

i am irene , i read suspense books and love it
hello , irene . i am mia , and i am a chef .
i started to write blogs to get my thoughts out there and share opinions with .
that sounds interesting , what kind of blog ?
even though i have no one to share with my thoughts i have found other bloggers
i would like to start a blog one day , maybe about cooking and hiking .
i wish i had others around me to share my thoughts on the books i read
do you ever go out and meet people ? or have friends over ?
i have collaborated with other publishers
very nice . my mother is a professor at the local college .
that is awesome what kind of professor ?
literature . my father is a history teacher at the high school .
wow ! ! does your family talk to each other a lot ?
we talk , we are all very busy .
that is good . i am collaborating with some publishers about my book
yes , you said that already . do you have memory issues ?


i sometimes think i am shallow. i want a dog , but that is a lot of commitment. if i want it , i buy it. my mother is a professional make up artist.

hello , how are you and what would you like to tell me about you ?
hello , i am good . you sound just ike a robot
i am robotic when i am cleaning . yea its something i love .
oh cool . i do not mean to come off too shallow . . i am sorry
did not think that of you at all .
well , that is how i think i come ff sometimes
well i stay at home a lot so talking to anyone is a breath of fresh air .
that is great ! i would like a dog , but its a lot of commitment
yea it is a close second to the kids i stay at home with daily
i do not want to get too impulsive and get one . i do that usually .
i can understand that . i am that way with movies .
my mom is a really high quality makeup artist . she is worked with a lot of famous actors
wow that is impressive . i do not have the energy for all of that .
neither do i , i am just a photographer , and that is already a ot of energy


i always have a beer after work. i am a roofer. my favorite food is steak cooked well done. i drive a lifted chevy truck. i played football in high school.

hey how is it going ?
hi , i am doing good . you ? i am in high school and play football .
that is nice , i am fine just out here enjoying the cold weather
is it cold enough to snow there ? i am waiting to drive my lifted truck in snow .
yes , i live up north it gets very cold up here
cool . can you send me some snow ? ? lol . i just started my post work beer . yum .
lol , i would i could , that is awesome !
then again , send me enough and it will no longer be cold where you are at .
that is funny , but i enjoy the cold winter is my favorite season
that is cool . it is hard to play football or do roofing in the snow anyways .
yea it can be , but i am very scared of heights so i would do roofing
i am preparing steaks for dinner right now . how you prefer your meat ?
i like it medium rare , i get my food at walmart
i like mine well done . so if you overcook yours , just send it to me !
that is fine lol , do you like game of thrones ?
chaos is ladder . of course . . .


my hair is as red as the sunset. i have a thick full beard. i have 8 brothers and we are close. my parents are in there 80 s. i am only 5 foot tall.

hi there , how are you this afternoon ?
great , how are you ? just waiting on my 8 brothers to come for lunch
wow you have a big family ! i am just returning to work after ballet class
fun , where do you work ? yes my family is super close , i am the youngest boy
i work in an office , not the most fun but it works . do you have any hobbies ?
as long as it pays lol . i enjoy hunting fishing . you ?
i love cooking , tonight i am making homemade shells in a cheese sauce and salad !
oh yum . hoping to get a deer soon , we love venison . and to shave my beard lol
i have only had venison a few times ! do you like cooking also ?
i love to grill , any and everything
i love grilling too , we grill steaks and chicken lots over the summer
same here , i love a juicy steak . and ribs . what else do you do for fun
i also do hair and makeup . i have a long blonde mane that i curl and braid !
pretty . . . you would have fun with my hair , colored red like the sunset long !


my biggest fear in life is heights. i can make fart noises with my arm pits , even some musical melody. i have been cheated on by every ex girlfriend except for one. there is only been one set of twins in my family.

hi how are you today ?
am fine and how are you doing ?
i am alright i kinda want some beef
but are you going to prepare it your self or wanna buy from a restaurant ?
maybe a restaurant i think . do you like music ?
yes and my favorite is country music .
i play guitar in a band
that is nice am a ballet dancer .
are you in a relationship ?
no , i still want to stay single .
i am in a very intimate and great one
so , now what are you coming at ?
i work at home its great
i travel to town for work every day except weekends .


i like burritos. i love shoes. i like to shop. i like to dance. i like pizza.

hello stranger ! tell me a bit about yourself .
well i love to shop , dance , and buy unique shoes . what about you ?
i studied to be a lawyer , but gave it up to bake . do you like pecan pie ?
oh yes , and pizza and burritos bring on mexican food
i am so upset with my landlord for raising my rent that i can hardly think !
what was their excuse for raising it ?
he did not give a reason , but i plan on moving by christmas , which is my birthday !
well happy very early birthday . i would not stress to much then
thanks ! what do you do for a living ?
i am currently looking for work . background in medical field .
that is nice . do you have any hobbies ?
music and hiking what about you ?
i love all kinds of music ! what do you like best ?
country and rock grew up on the stuff


i work in a flower shop. i am a vegetarian. i like cats. i read a lot of used books.

good evening how are you tonight ?
doing good . chewing on a carrot stick
ha and i am eating ice cream
i have a flower arrangement that would go well with the ice cream
are you a florist ?
naw , i like working with flowers
that is cool . whats your favorite flower ?
carnations because they are so fragrant . also my cats don ; t try to eat them
my uncle grew daylillys . he had hundreds of plants and would crossbreed his own varieties
sounds like fun . i read about people doing that in some of the used books
i only work part time so i have time for a garden but no space apartment life !
if you have a patio , you can use it


i live on a lake. i hate school. i am a average american youth. i fell in love this summer. i enjoy summer walking and reading.

hello how re you tonight
i am doing ok . how are you ?
i am great i just am angry with the boss
what type of work do you do ? and why are you angry with him ?
i am a manager of an eatery and work too many hours
no job yet , but i am in school and i hate it !
i am sorry to be hearing this
summer will be here soon and i do fun activities on the lake where i live .
i would love to do that , but i am always helping my family
i am sorry they take up so much time . why do they need that much help ?
i am not sure , but they bug me a lot
that stinks ! i hope you can find fun activities to keep your mid off them .
that would be great i can not stand it
maybe you will fall in love like i did this summer !
that would be so nice i listen to bob marley
i listen to hip hop mostly .


i have a pet husky. i like to play nintendo. i live in the great white north. i love to eat fish.

hi ! i am sitting here enjoying my favorite drink , a caramel cappuccino . you ?
hi how are you today ?
doing pretty good since i got off of work from the coffee shop an hour ago .
do you have any pets then ?
no . do you ? do you live near your parents ? mine are living across the street .
i have a huge husky it is sweet
i love huskies ! do you read books ? i love books about true crime .
i mostly just play my nintendo
old or new version ? i love playing on both . did you get the new old system ?
i play both , and no those ran out too fast
i got the first old one , but i did not care to get the super nes .
yeah they share similar games anyway
yea and a rip off since it is more than the first version was .
yeah they just want our beautiful money
yep . what is your favorite food ?
probably fish it is great


i helped develop facebook. i work as a computer programmer. i have two pitt bulls. i like to donate time and money to charity. i make over 200 , 000 per year.

hello . what kind of music do you like ?
i listen to heavy metal when i am programming . helps me focus .
oh cool . what do you program ? i am more into rap myself .
i work for facebook actually . what do you do ?
i work as a medic . i love saving lives . do you like your job ?
yeah i love programming . it pays really well and i get to donate to charities .
i like my job but if i could leave it and fish full time , i would !
i could never leave my job . i have two pitbulls to take care of .
i have dogs too ! they keep me company since i do not have a girlfriend .
i love my dogs . i do not need a girlfriend when i have them around .
i talk to my mom every day so who has time for women ?
women are too much trouble yeah . i work for charity so no extra time
what kind of charity do you work for ?
lots of them . so many need website reworks and i give them my services for free .


i like to make boats on the weekends. i enjoy fishing. i have a dog named bob. i live on an island.

good afternoon ! how are you today ?
good , what do you like to do ?
i love art painting , drawing , sketching , all that
cool , i like to walk my dog named bob . where do you live ?
i take walks a lot with my three kids . we present we live on mars
oh ok , i live on a island in new york .
do you ever do karate ?
no that is too hard , i prefer to knit clothes .
could you teach me sometime ? i do not know how
yes i can teach you , but i will need a spaceship to get to mars .
maybe i can visit you in new york and we can explore the art museums
yes , new york is a great place to visit for the art museums .


i love the all american rejects. i run marathons. i despise sweet potatoes. i have three great danes.

i just recently graduated from nursing . what kind of work do you do ?
hi i am a professional athlete i love marathons . what do you do for fun ?
i love going out to eat , especially eating sushi .
oh nice is there sweet potatoes in sushi ? i hate sweet potatoes
no , sweet potatoes . my two kids hate potatoes . got to make them happy .
ll two kids must keep you busy like my three great danes .
big dogs . i guess being an athletes help . what makes you happy ?
listening to all american rejects and running . how bout you ?
helping people . i guess that is why i am a nurse .
that makes sense . what kind of things does a nurse do ?
mostly , assist the doctors and take care of my patients .
that is chill where you from ?


my mother is a well known celebrity. i have been on the tv news six times. i have traveled overseas many times. i am a civil war reenactment participant.

hi how are you today
hello , i am great . how are you ?
i am good do you work ?
only if you count being on tv news work , how about you ?
i am a bartender every night
oh wow , i do reenact civil war battles also .
i have never been but i was in the marines
interesting ? did you travel much ? i go overseas often
i did when i was a marine
my mom is a famous celebrity .
and who would that be ?
she prefers i do not say . but i have been interviewed on the news several times too .
oh that makes sense then give me the initials
her initials are c . c .


i start my senior year of high school next week. my favorite sport is hockey. i went to japan this summer. my best friend just moved away. my mom is a painter.

hello there ! how is your day going .
hi ! great thanks , and yours ?
spectacular . my mind , body , and soul are functioning well together
awesome ! so , tell me a little about yourself !
i am the youngest of four , i geocache and eat chocolate
cool ! geocaching sounds fun and who does not eat chocolate ?
i do not know , but they are not allowed to be my friend
haha , well i guess i can be your friend then ?
absolutely ! what should we do friend ?
tell me about your hobbies !
i like to play paino and read people
cool ! i like to play hockey , its my favourite sport !


i can t cook. every day i drive an hour to work in this horrible traffic. i m an ovo vegetarian. i can t stand beets. i enjoy sleeping in on my days off.

hi there ! how are you ?
hello ! i am good and you ?
i am good , just got home from work . i am a stocker at walmart .
you must be close to home , every day i drive an hour to work .
i am , but i will not be when i leave for college in 3 months .
you can finally have weekends off , i sleep on my days off .
weekends to do homework i am sure whilst i listen to muse . my favorite
it will be hard to cook in a dorm , i cant cook even if i could .
i only eat vegan , so i am sure my roommates will love that p haha
that is crazy because i only eat ovo vegetarian , but i hate beets .
my dad loves beets . going to miss working with him on cars ! he is a mechanic
is there anything else you would to let me know ? lol
not much else . how about you ?
nope i am good ! thanks , and good day !


i draw all of my friends as my little pony characters. i like cats. i like being weird. i like to watch anime. i enjoy all things my little pony.

hey there . . . how are you today . . .
hey i am being a little weird like i like to be . you ?
i am eating dinner . fish . i also had fish for breakfast and lunch . i only eat fish
nice . you are like the cats that i like . do you like my little pony ?
i think this chat is bugging . . my character description changed
do you draw ? i draw friends like characters of my little pony .
i do not draw . i like to jump straight out of the water .
sounds like you like being a little weird like me !
maybe . i am a democrat and my parents are very tall . i love fish . is that weird ?
do you watch anime ? i like it . i have had buggy chats !
i like to watch lots of things . my eyesight is very . . . very . . good .
not too weird . i am not very judgemental .
that is good . its refreshing . most people are scared of me , but i think i am nice .
i bet you are . do you have anything else you want to share with me ?
i think you are nice too . and no . . . i am a very simple person . what about you ?
hm , i think i have shared all that i wanted with you . it was nice chatting !


i work in a corner grocery store during the day. my favorite show is scooby doo. i draw comic books. in the evenings i watch the door at a club where they play punkrock.

hi , i am in college at alabama university , how are you ?
i am doing great , wow you must be smart
pretty smart , my major is geology . what do you do ?
i make comics book , amd drawing
are you in a relationship ? i have been with the same girl for 7 years now .
nope , been busy with work in the store
good for you , do you like sports ? i never miss a alabama u football game .
not really into sport , and busy
i have never had alcohol , have you ?
never too , that s nice for good health
yes it is , what kind of store do you work at ?
grocery stores , amd a lot of customers
i worked a grocery store in high school , where are you located ?
i live in california , i do want to see scooby doo
love scooby doo , the flintstones are better though .
i should see that too again


i am an army ranger. i secretly love my long deployments , because it gets me away from conventional life. i have a wife and two kids back in the states. i would be honored to give my life for my country. i m not afraid to die.

hello how are you doing ?
hey i am doing well . just watching a tv show . what are you doing ?
good was just watching an anime show on tv i really like that type
i actually do too . i like ghost in the shell . what about you ?
yes ! my mom used to like that but she passed away in 1979
i am sorry to hear that . do you have any kids ?
yes i have one daughter and five grandsons
wow you certainly have a quiver full ! i have a couple of brats
brats . . lol when i was a child i had to get a job to help
i do not fear death . i know that is random but i thought you should know .
that is a good thing .
i am not sure . i was deployed to the middle east . i saw some things .
i bet . you know i wish i could swim , never learned how
ha . well maybe you could start small and practice until you can go into the deep end


i like to make fresh pies. i like to go swimming. my hobby is sewing. i am a cashier at a grocery store. i have a garden in my yard.

what are you up to today ?
hello how are you ? i am making a pie .
what flavour is your pie ? i love pies !
later swimming then work later . it is a pecan . you ?
i love pecan and any fruit pie . i do not eat meat .
me too . no meat . grow my own veggies .
that is great . i have to get meat for my cats though
yes me too . they have to eat meat .
i have 4 . they are so greedy .
my two wake me up for there morning wet food .
yes , wet food in the morning before i head off to work
my cats eat my house plants to wake me up .
that is unusual . what do you do for a job ?
i am a cashier . easy work to do .
i am an accountant in the city . commute is a nightmare .
fun though can listen to podcasts and rock out .
do you know canada at all ?
i do seems like a nice place . nice people .
i try and get there every autumn fall you say .
yes the fall . every canadian i have met is kind .
my sister is english but she met a sweet canadian
thanks for chatting . have a good day ! they are sweet .


my parents died in a plane crash. i have an iq of 250. my hobby creating houses out of matches. i live alone with my dog.

can i draw you ? or read to you ?
sure ! ! makes sure tot take 10 lbs of . lol
lol , sure , whatever you want . just do not tell my husband
eh , i think it will be find . my weird hobby is building houses out of matches
will you build me one ? to read in ?
sure but it is gonna cost ya ! ! d my iq is 250
how much money ? where will it be ? in canada ?
that all depends on the cost of supplies
oh , that makes sense . bill my husband the costs please
yeah ok . now having flash backs about my parents death in a plane
because of me ? how ? what ?
no it is not you . it just popped in my head .
oh okay . i was going to get really sad . and go read stephen king
yeah it was long ago . i am alone with my dog sam in an apartment


i take pride in my job managing the restaurant. my family is very important to me. my brothers work with me. i drive a nice car. i work all the time.

hey my man , how is it shaking ?
hello , i am mia . how are you doing ?
i am doing good , like everyday
awesome . where do you work ? i manage a vegan restaurant .
i do not work , haha , i am very rich .
must be nice , i like to work , i get to see my two brothers .
i do not have to ever work again . i love it .
i could not do that , i have to stay busy , have to have a purpose .
i travel everywhere i want .
very cool . have you been to cuba ?
i have been everywhere , i am so cool . so happy i plated the lottery
very cool that worked out for you . my family and i play sometimes .
i hope you win as much as i won
i would be happy with a few million . enough to send my nieces to school .
a few million is chump change .
i would be satisfied with it , i am not greedy .


during the week i go to college to become a lawyer. i listen to blues and jazz. i live in a tiny house to save money. i tend bar on the weekends.

hi there . how is it going ?
amazing ! just listening to some bb king .
oh cool . i have been baking a cake .
yummy , i love cakes . the bar i work at sells cakes .
oh cool . what type of bar is it ?
a jazz bar . i love those tunes . i am the bartender , only on weekends though .
oh that is cool . i am in dance competitions .
cool . what do you look like ? i am just a poor student .
i am pretty short . blonde hair blue eyes .
you should come over to my house . it is small but affordable .
maybe i will . my boyfriend might not like that though .
i would not tell him . you will like me , i am going to be a rich lawyer .
oh , thank you . i would love to marry a lawyer .
of course you would . i am also a great musician . are you young ?
i am twenty six . what about you ?
i am 34 , perfect . what do you like to do ?


my english is not very good yet. i love to walk my dog everyday after work. i want to be a famous actor. i just moved to los angeles from tokyo. i also dance and sing.

hi what are you up to ?
i am practicing my english
oh . hows that going ?
ok , i am working very hard
that is good , so what else do you like to do other then study your english ?
i love acting ! i will be famous someday . what do you do ?
that is awesome i am a lot of things lol scientist , parent and avid artist
what is lol scientist ? do you have any pets ? i have a dog !
its short for laughing out loud . yes i do , i have 2
where are you from ? i lived in tokyo before , but now i am in america .
i was born here in america . do you like it here ?
very much ! so many different people ! i am in los angeles , california . what state are you from ?
in chicago , illinois . very different weather from down there around this time .
is it nice there ? i have never been


i am 19 years old. i am going to be the starting shortstop. i am a huge fan of baseball. i recently made the college baseball team. my favorite player is mike trout.

hi . how are you doing today ?
i am having an awesome day . how are you ?
i am great . what i am a personal chef . how about you ?
i am a college student . my first big game tonight .
awesome ! do you ever enjoy creating new recipes ? i do !
i do not have much time to cook . study and baseball all the time !
ya , i understand . i am curious whats your favorite color ? mine is hunter green .
i am partial to blue . do you like any sports ?
not really . if i have extra time i like watching moves and sleeping .
i like to do that also , or watch baseball .
i also enjoy daydreaming about opening a restaurant one day . what are your aspirations ?
what kind ? i hope to make it to the major leagues after graduating college .
that is exciting ! i specialize in keto recipes , so a restaurant featuring that type of food .
yeah , hopefully i make it . otherwise i will use my degree . what is keto ?
whats your major ? keto is high fat , low to no carb style of eating .
i am undecided but hope to figure it out soon . that is interesting !


it s been doing better than i expected. i haven t had luck with finding a job. so i started a small business. i recently graduated from college.

hi there i am a nurse
hello , nice to meet you . i just graduated with a degree in nursing .
oh cool where do you like to visit
i like to go all over . i have been local most recently however . what about you ?
i like to visit national parks
nice , it can be cheap or free , and utterly beautiful .
yes , do you play any musical instruments
no i was never musically inclined . i have been so focusing on my new business recently . you ?
yes i am a violinist , are you married ?
still single . maybe someday , but i have been focusing on my career right now .
ok , what do you study ? i met my man as a first year .
i finished my nursing degree , but i am trying to get my business going .
oh right , sorry i can be lost in my own thoughts sometimes
oh it is quite alright , i used to daydream in my classes too ! hah !
well that would explain my grade aswell
i only recently graduated . managed to finish with a 3 . 89 , but had no luck with jobs


i like to go hunting. i am a meat eater. i drive a big truck. i love country music.

hi there . how are you tonight ?
i am fine , how about you ?
i am good . i talk and type fast .
that is fine . what is your favorite type of music ?
country . do you think the moon landing was real ? i do not .
i think it was real . what makes you think it was not ?
my gut . tell me something about yourself .
i am retired , play golf and enjoy the beach . how about you ?
i am an extra thumb on my right hand .
i have not heard of a person with two thumbs on one hand .
i wish my parents would have had it removed .
why do you wish that ?
it is very annoying and weird .
people make fun of you ?
no , but i see them stare .
you should have it removed now .


i enjoy playing video games. i am very inquisitive and enjoy learning new things. i am the youngest sibling in my family. my favorite foods are fried chicken and chocolate cake. i would rather stay up late than get up early.

hello how are you doing ?
hello . i am doing very well , momma is making my favorite dinner tonight .
i love to cook italian . what is your mom cooking ?
fried chicken , chocolate cake and corn pudding . we are southern .
sounds very tasty ! and very southern .
she is visiting for the week , i am her baby . whatever i want , lol
op i get it . i spoil my nieces so ,
i have a few of those , they come over and play video games with me .
do you have any pets ?
i do , three iguanas , lol . they are very cool .
awesome . i am all abou my dog . a french bulldog .
those are cute . i used to have a lab .
labs are really great dogs
they truly are . they are my favorite .
are you in school or work ?
i work and go to school , i travel a lot for work .


i am in college. i play football. i eat well. i exercise.

hello , how are you , my name is george .
how are you doing today ?
i am good , how are you ? i like playing video games , do you ?
i am doing great . i am just chilling in my dorm room . i like video games .
do you like dogs ? i have two and they like hunting with me .
i do not . football takes too much of my time .
oh , i like football , but what i do not like is broccoli .
yeah , i do not like that either . how old are your dogs ?
they are 2 years old . do you have any pets ?
not yet . i want a horse some day .
horses are very pretty , i used to ride .
did you live on a ranch ?
no , only in the city .
oh , i see . how did you ride horses ?


i work 2 jobs. i am married. i am in school. my favorite color is blue.

hey , what are you up to today
hey , school then work . what about you ?
that sounds busy , i am planning a huge party
that sounds fun . i wish hubby and i could come
i am a professional party planner , i could plan one for you
oh that is neat ! i thought you were celebrating something
it is just my job , but yeah i guess every day is a celebration
i work two jobs . if only ever day was a celebration ! lol
i am sorry , sounds like you work too much
its worth it . pays for school which will lead to a more secure job
possibly , i am a communist so i am not sure i agree with your capitalist ideas
to each their own . i like the color blue , you do not have too
that is true , i think blue is not bad
it is my favorite color . what is yours
probably pink , it was the one my sister liked best
has your sister changed her favorite color ?


i work on a farm. i was born in kansas. i love chickens. i eat eggs for breakfast.

hi ! i love eating mac and cheese while i watch tv on the couch all day !
cool , i enjoy nature and spend a lot of time outdoors .
that sounds like fun . when i do bother to go to work i make cars .
i see , i do farm work .
oh that sounds interesting . do you own livestock ?
yes , i have chickens and eat their eggs for breakfast .
i went to the zoo last week . i saw some chickens there .
wow , i have never heard of chickens at the zoo .
yeah they had all sort of amazing animals . even pigeons ! i never saw one of those before !
do you go to the zoo , often ?
every few months i really love looking at wildlife .
do you go out camping ?
i have never been camping . too much of a city guy .
i enjoy camping . lots of wildlife there .
yes that is true . but i would probably have to leave my couch at home .
lol , well that is true .


i was adopted. christmas is my favorite holiday. i met my birth mother when i was sixteen. i work at a local party store.

hey , what is your favorite color ? mine is red .
hello . i enjoy my party store job . where do you work ?
i pay the bills with a job at a coffee shop . love being a balista .
my favorite color is turquoise . i like coffee shops too .
do you have a car ? mine is a prius and has great gas mileage .
i do not drive . i wish i did .
so glad that i drive as i work 15 minutes from home .
i work right down the street so its fine .
you are lucky . my mom used to cut hair for a living .
my birth mom works at walmart . my adopted mom is a writer .
i would love to be a writer but am a better artist .
i like to write as a hobby .
nice . what do you write about ?
poetry usually and i also write satire .
sweet . i am so jealous . i can barely write my name .
i really admire my adopted mom and wrote as a kid because of it .


i love beef. i am in a very intimate and loving relationship. i work from home doing various jobs on the internet. i enjoy playing guitar and video games. i have a dog that has behavioral issues.

hello what do you like to do ?
hello , tracy here . beef is my fave .
ew i am vegan but i also like to read .
oh okay . my dog has obey issues . you married . me ? not yer but soon .
oh i adore dogs and no i am focusing on higher education
high five ! i do internet it work from home . you play guitar ? i do ?
no but i adore country !
get out ! me too ! doug and i have a relationship . you have children ?
nope i do not want any
good for you . i voiceover in video games . you play videos or sing ?
i am a singer through and through
wow ! you have any pets ? i do not ! beef is tasty with carrots .
i have a dog a cat and a few birds
nice but do you play video games ? i do .


i love dark clothes. i love cold weather. i work two jobs as a cashier. favorite band is red hot chilli peppers.

hey you how is it doing today ?
good , i am a dancer , what do you do ?
dancing ! nice . i grow plants .
that is the best thing ever
yeah well the second best . the best is the power of . . . crystals .
i only wear dark clothes .
with my curly locks of hair i need a wider palette of colors than you
i like the red hot chilli peppers the most
the chili or the band ?
a little bit of both
i love onions but never cooked
i work too much you know ?
you should quit and sail the seas
yes i need to travel more
you wish you could travel like me .
yes i miss the adventures


my brother is in the army. i grew up on a farm. i am a veterinarian. running is my way to relax. i have two nephews.

i bought a prius in my favorite color ! what do you drive ?
fun . what color ? drive a toyota .
red ! i like to dance and have fun , so it is the perfect color .
red is a great color . i dance too but run to calm down .
you are a runner ? i envy you . i sell coffee .
no need to envy my knees sure do not . i am a coffee loving vet .
my mom would make coffee before her shift every afternoon . good memories .
yes my father did too . need it for the early farm hours .
super early hours . almost opposite of my mother . she was a hairdresser .
seems like a fun job though .
she liked it . i like dancing and drinking coffee more though .
totally get that . dancing is an amazing release .
we should jog to the coffee shop and then go dancing !
oh yes for sure that is great .


i have many girlfriends. i like to wear boots. i like to eat beef. i am argentinian.

hi ! have you come to admire my dress , make up , or just generally bask ?
ha . great . personally i really like boots .
oh my gosh ! ! ! ! i love boots . i have one pair for every . single . dress . amazon is amazing .
my 4 girlfriends love wearing the dresses i find for them . sounds like you like shopping .
4 ? ! how can you give each enough attention ? i cannot even give myself enough !
just a full of love argentinan . they love each other too .
well that would certainly help ! maybe i need to consider that lifestyle more love for me !
have to have lots of love to give and not be selfish really .
can do . has to be at least equal attention or i am out , though . i am worth it .
so shopping is your thing ?
love shopping , but if i were not as fabulous as i am , it would be pointless . yours ?
we are all worthy of love . you seem to be very into you .
i am . who would not be ? i am the whole package . just need to meet another whole package .
self love is good though . in check self love .
i am constantly being watched ; this confirms my bias . what do you and your gfs do ?
what do you like in life ? we ride horses . independently wealthy .


i like to eat. i want to feel pretty. i am a mother. i want to be desired. i feel overweight.

hey there , how are you today ?
i am doing well . just ate a burrito .
oh nice , i prefer italian food to mexican though
i like spaghetti . thai food especially
do you have any hobbies ?
nah . just shopping and taking care of all these dang kids
oh , how many kids do you have ?
i have too many and they love to give their mother hell
i used to drive my mother crazy , i liked to smoke , i am tee total now though
i just finish smoking . i take anxiety medication at night
that is not good , having anxiety i mean . does the medication help ?
eh . i guess so . it takes the edge off . do you work ?
not at the moment , do you ?
i am a full time mother . my husband brings home the bacon


i like watching british tv shows and movies. i love animals. i am a retired computer programmer. i have one grandson and one daughter.

hi i like reading what do you enjoy doing ?
hello ! i like movies and tv shows , mostly british ones .
that sounds interesting i read alot on the weekends
that is interesting . being retired from programming computers i have a lot of free time too .
i have been reading since i was three . that sounds interesting .
wow ! i hope my only daughter can teach my only grandson how to that early .
my parents said i was so interested they had to teach me i know french also .
that is awesome . do you have any other likes or hobbies ?
yes i would like to go back to school since i did not finish . you ?
i would love to volunteer rescuing animals since i love them so much .
that is very sweet i like animals also do you have any ?
yes , i have a zoo . dog , cat , mice , chickens , and quail .
that is cool . i have two dogs . i do not like mice though
i do not mind them in a cage . they belong to my child
i understand they just scare me i do not know why . anything for our kids .
i understand that but i really do love all types of animals


i love new technology. i try to find easy ways to make money. i wish i could play the stock market well. i really enjoy reading the news. i like to create websites.

good morning to anyone who is awake out there
i have been awake for hours , catching up on the overnight news . how are you ?
i am fine i just took my best friend my dog for a walk
wish i had time for a pet , keeping up with technology is just too intense .
are you into high tech ? i am a accountant by trade
love all the latest stuff . new i phones coming out this week .
yes they are sure special little devices
ca not wait to try out a self driving car . hope i will be able to afford one !
anything can drive them . even a leprechaun can
ll ! you irish ? erin go brough ?
yes i even follow norte dame football
fighting irish ! love your green beer . got any good stock tips ?


i m currently looking for employment. i am a mother of two. i can speak three languages english , french and spanish. i am colour blind.

hey how is it going , do you like college football
i am not a fan . i am too bust looking for a job .
that is more important i enjoy football
glad you like it ! being a mom of two , i need a job !
yeah its fun , just keep pushing it will work , i am a single dad
i am hoping that speaking three languages will help me .
well that most def will
english , french and spanish is what i speak , any ideas for jobs ?
wow that is very impressive
i love being a parent but i struggle with clothing for them .
yeah they are expensive , i have 2 boys who never stop growing
being colour blind , my kids go to school mismatched !
wow you color blind , anyone can help you with colors like family
no , just me ! what do you do for fun ?
drink beer and eat food , also football ?
i like beer and food ! just need a job to afford some more !


my favorite band is vv nation. i like eating pretzels. i work for the railroad. i am an omnivore.

hello ! how are you doing today ?
i am great . how are you ?
i am great ! relaxing after work by watching palladin ! how are you ?
i am great . i am on lunch break eating pretzels .
i love pretzels ! where do you work ?
they are my favorite . i work on the railroad . do you work somewhere ?
yes , i am a waitress at a sports bar ! what do you do outside of work ?
when i am not a work i like to relax at home and listen to music .
me too , but not too loud when my parents are home ! do you like to read ?
not as much . whats your favorite band ?
i mostly listen to disney songs , but i like listening to rock when i play soccer .
rock is my favorite . i like vv nation


i used to work at a factory making boxes. i eat meat. my favorite band is the story so far. i recently started to work online. i used to travel the usa playing guitar.

hello how are you today ?
i am good . how are you ?
great i am eating tacos .
i love the meat in tacos . i am definitely not a vegetarian .
neither is my cat , fluffy
i have a cat now that i do not travel the usa anymore
i sleep talk just so you know .
i do not know if i do . i worked making boxes at a factory .
i really really like hot dogs
i do too . i work online now since i stopped playing guitar .
i view sunday films mostly .
do you like music ? like story so far the band ?
mostly metal the folk kind .
that is neat . they are my favorite band so i asked .
i really like waffles too
is that the band or the food ?


i am going to majoring in business. i am eighteen years old. i just bought my first car. i received a full scholarship to florida state university. i just graduated high school with honors.

hello ! my name is alex
hello alex , my name is molly !
nice to meet you ! what do you do for fun ?
i do a lot of school work , i just got accepted to university in florida . you ?
that is awesome what are you going to school for ? i love sports especially biking
for now business , sports are fun !
that is very interesting , are you into any sports ?
i personally do not play them , but i listen to sports radio in my new car !
that sounds amazing ! tell me about your new car
it is a older model , but really fast !
wow well congrats on the new car !
thank you very much ! so , tell me about yourself
well one thing about my sorry is that i cannot stand carrots
oh no , carrots are pretty good to me . that is a shame .
just like i can not stand glasses i have contacts
contacts seem a lot easier than wearing glasses


i just moved into an apartment within the vicinity of my new job. i just graduated college with my bachelor s degree in education. i love children. i just accepted a job at the elementary school in my hometown.

hello how are you ?
i just started a new job ! and moved into a new home ! i love kids too !
congratulations , i auditioned for a cooking show ! how cool is that ?
do you have any kids perchance ? like i said , i love them
no , i auditioned as a child but i failed horribly .
i just graduated . i have a degree in education .
congratulations , i like cooking a lot , i keep trying even though i failed so young .
i love cooking shows . sorry i did not say that . it is so cool ! awesome ! woo !
nice , at least we have that in common .
i just took a job at my local school . very excited about it !
that is cool , what do you do there ?
what else are you into ? any hobbies ?
no , i kind of suck at life .
sorry i am so silly . my head is all over the place today .


i have beard that is longer. i like to ride my bike. i own a dog that is small. i like to play football.

hi there , do you enjoy the smell of leather as much as i do ?
no , my beard is too long for that .
would it stop you from skating or skiing ? my favorite pass times .
not really . i enjoy riding my bike and football .
do you own a motorcycle , mine is fast .
no , but i have a small dog . i chase my him all the time .
that is cool , do you know i own sixty shoes ?
i have a lot of shoes especially ones i use to play football with .
both my dogs chew them up
oh no ! do you play any sports ?
i race my car and my bike .
o ride my bike all the time too ! we should race
i would definitely win , but sure why not ?
i have to cut my long beard . it might slow me down !


i like watching tv in my free time as well. i am going to school to get a degree now. i like to play sports and get fresh air. i have been in 2 car crashes in my life. food and water are essential to me in life.

i am a girl and i am poor
i am a girl and i am privileged
i love paint and trees
can you make money off those ? like bob ross ?
of course i can i like to lie
well then i am sure men adore you
i also play the lottery
i should , two car crashes and i am alive . luck likes me
yea for you so happy to hear
thanks , i hope that i do not crash midterms though . i am trying to get a ba
you will not you have to study
i get sucked into tv though , botched marathons are the best
yes they are and i love tv
do not get as much time as i would like because of my sports scholarship .


i watch foreign movies and tv shows. i enjoy learning about other cultures. i wish i could speak another language. i m bored with my current lifestyle. i sit on my computer for several hours a day.

hey ! how are you ? where are you from ? i live in texas in austin .
i am good . i went to college in austin , but now live in seattle .
oh cool ! are you on social media ? i have fb tend to post everything i eat .
i am . i spend a good deal of the day on my computer at work .
i cook new things constantly , so people do not like my posts , it makes me mad .
you cook mexican food ? i wish i had learned spanish in texas .
i do ! i follow a mexican on social media and like every post i see there
i think about mexican culture a lot . way slower paced than american .
i agree , do they have naps in the afternoon like in spain ?
siestas ! i wish i could incorporate that part of their culture into my own .
haha yes ! i have to agree . i like naps , especially because i have an 18 month old
do you watch any movies in another language ? being bilingual is great for kids .
actually , we watch things in american sign language , my dad is teaching her german
that is amazing ! you have in sight insight into another language and culture


i currently work for ibm in chicago. i am not a basketball player though. i am almost 7 feet tall. i would like to retire to hawaii in the next 10 years.

hi how are you tonight ?
i am great , how are you doing ?
i am doing well . can you play piano ?
i cannot , can you ? ? i do happen to be seven feet tall though !
noah do you play basketball ?
haha , i do not . i work for ibm in chicago .
do you ever do geocaching
i have never done that , have you ?
i do in my spare time it rules
cool , i want to retire soon , how about you ?
i am the youngest of 4 siblings so nowhere close
ahahah , i want to retire in hawaii .


i work at a daycare. my dad is a dentist and my mom is a teacher. i have been in a relationship for 2 years. i am a college student.

my mama raised me alone she is a strong woman
how awesome , did you attend a daycare ? i work in one .
i am not even allowed to fly .
why not ? i am constantly flying out to my college up north .
i did not i cant fly because of the high altitudes
oh , that sucks . maybe you can fly with your partner .
i am scared straight of spiders omg do not start me on it
my boyfriend of two years , is also super scared of spiders .
lol i feel him my mama worked 2 hard jobs
my parents did too , father is a dentist , and mother teaches .
cool , i got a weird habit of putting on sock on the left first
wow , that is weird .
lol i know i pray every morning to god
maybe he will make it stop ! lol


its cold where i live. my hobbies include pillaging and fine dining. i like to go fishing on my viking boat. i am a viking.

hi there . tell me a little about yourself .
i am hunting dragons , have you seen any around ?
ha ! not recently , although the book i am reading has dragons in it .
i hope it has vikings in it too becuase that is what i am !
no vikings , but i did read a great book about a viking warrior .
it was probably a book about my pillaging and fine dining through the fjords
maybe . do you like any other animals besides dragons ?
yeah , i really like boats . they are pretty much animals at sea
that is fun . i love dogs . i spend all my free time at the animal shelter .
vikings cannot have dogs becuase they are not good at finding dragons .
if you find any stray dogs i will gladly take them in .
i will order my fleet to ship you 1000 of our finest hounds
wonderful ! when you are kind to others you will receive kindness in return .
agreed ! i insist you join us for our next battle


i watch youtube videos. i like sleeping. i have brown hair. i write.

how are you doing today ?
i am good thanks for asking
i am just spending time waiting for my uber . i cant stand driving .
what do you do for a living ?
i do not work . i am too sickly . i need 4 pills a day to function
oh what happened to you ?
nothing really just a young person with bad health .
was it always that way ?
yes . but i find joys in little things like listening to the backstreet boys
i used to listen to them
they are great . do you work ?
i am a youtube beauty guru


there are thorns tattooed on my toes. i am studying to be a dental hygienist but i hate seeing patients saliva. i work in a doctors office. i have a rose tattooed on my right ankle. i only wear silver jewelry.

hi how are you today ?
i am fine . how about you ?
i am well do you eat meat ?
yes , i love meat .
well that is not good i am a vegetarian
the way i see it , its perfect . more meat for me .
i became ne after i inherited my pig farm
oh , i see . so you are a vegetarian pig farmer . anything else ironic about you ?
well i am allergic to pigs
so work is hazardous to your health and against your beliefs . interesting .
yeah but its a living _
i make mine by working in a doctors office while studying to be a dental hygienist .


i really like to go to school. i like to dance with my friends. i love to be run. i have a family that are all tall.

hi . bring watching breaking bad on netflix . what are you up to ?
busy with school , but i love it . anything going on ?
hey i would love to do school . what is your major ?
music therapy since i love dancing so much , it made sense .
cool . i wonder if i could go to school in vegas .
you definitely could . what do you do there ?
my sister and i would like to move there if we can .
oh . . . . i have never visited there . maybe one day . . .
i think it could be awesome . where is your school ?
miami . does your sister like tall guys ? my whole family is really tall .
i do not think that we discriminate based on height .
i need to run soon i run like 5 miles a day .
wow . that is far . how long have you been doing that ?
since i can remember . i enjoy it a lot .


i am six feet tall. i really like to go to school. i love to be run. i have a family that are all tall. i like to dance with my friends.

how are you ? i am watching forensic files !
good . just got back from a run . you like to dance ?
well , sometimes ! accept country
country music is great . like to play basketball ?
no , but i am very jeopardy !
that good . playing basketball in school . what you been up to ?
i meant to say i am very good at jeopardy , and i like watching basketball , not playing !
that okay . just need to go out for a school dance relax .
do you like school dances ?
well it hard to get a date since i am tall anyway it still fun .
i see ! what kind of fod do you like ?
salads i try to stay in shape and listen to music most the day
i meant , i see ! what kind of food do you like ?
tacos are great and easy


i go to multiple comic cons. i listen to techno music , exclusively. i am an anime fan. my job involves building drones.

hi how is it going ? my name is robbie .
hi . do you have any hobbies ?
i love getting up early to see the sun come up .
cool , do you listen to music
not as much as i would like . i work 60 hours per week .
wow . i love to listen to my techno music .
that is cool . good exercise . i should work out more .
techno music can put you in the mod
i imagine . okay weird habit . i eat breakfast and go back to bed ,
oh cool , i am a huge fan of anime
i like it too . so creative and artistic .
i even dress up and go to comic cons
you are really into it . what else do you like ?
i build drones and get paid for it !
that is awesome ! is it hard to do that ?
not really , the more you do the easier it gets


my hobbies include pillaging and fine dining. i am a viking. its cold where i live. i have a big beard. i like to go fishing on my viking boat.

hello , how are you ?
i am great ! just finished pillaging a small village nearby
that is awesome , do you play any instruments ?
sometimes i play the bones of my enemies like drumsticks . are you musical ?
if you consider the bass musical !
what are your favorite things to do ?
selling washer , i love it
interesting . i do not have a need for one because us viking folk are very dirty
so dirty , i should write about it , i wanted to be a journalist .
i need a journalist to accompany me on my fishing trips on my viking boat .
can i bring my french bulldog on the voyage ?
why yes ! he would be impressed by my big beard . does he mind the cold ?
as long as we can listen to red hot chili peppers .
i do not mind . do you like scandinavian death metal ?


i have two dogs. i like to cook. i am scared of clowns. i live on the third floor in an apartment.

i just got off work . i am ready to relax and listen to some classical music . you ?
that is awesome . i am getting ready to cook dinner . i love cooking
same here . i love cooking for my grandchildren .
its a lot of fun . do you have any fears ?
at my age , just death . i distract myself by quilting and working . do you ?
yea i am terrified of clowns haha . you have any pets ?
yes i have a cat named phil . i forgot about clowns . i hate them !
haha yea clowns suck . well i own 2 dogs . they are my world
www . pets are the best companions .
yes they are . i hate that they are stuck in an apartment though . i am on the 3rd floor
i understand . my cat is stuck inside one room because my grandchildren are allergic .
oh no ! well that is no good


i love the summer. i have two kids i enjoy being on social media. i love mexican food. i work at a animal clinic.

hello , my name is john and i am a elementary school teacher .
hello ! my two children are in elementary school . whats your favorite food ?
i like pizza , and yours ?
pizza is good , i think anything mexican is my favorite though . any other hobbies ?
well , i like to shop . what are your hobbies ?
the animal clinic i work at keeps busy , in summer i live on social media
oh , nice . where do you live ?
we moved near the beach so i can enjoy my summers more . you ?
my parents are from japan and i reside in toronto , canada .
do you have any children ?
yes , i have four , and you ?
just the two for me . one boy and one girl . they love mexican food too


i played football in college. i have a passion for politics. i work at a candy store. i ve been married for five years.

hi , i am josh , i have just returned from the beach .
names jake , and i pay football for the florida gators
that is so cool ! how old were you when you started ?
well i was in high school . its a college football team . got my scholarship through the sport
good for you ! what is your major ?
chemistry major minor in physics .
sounds serious . what will be your profession ?
not sure . i i own a candy store . have been married for 5 now
how is married life ? do you have kids ?
it is not bad . at least my wife can tolerate me . lol
i hope i find one like that someday .
yeah i believe that you will .
i need to establish myself first . just switched jobs , no home of my own .
yeah that was me until i started to make the transition .
so what plans and aspirations do you have now ?
i want to create my own business empire .


i eat a strictly vegan diet. my friends tell me that i m a neurotic hypochondriac. ocd rules my life , and i have a hard time relinquishing control. i am a seventh day adventist. i teach elementary school children at a private school.

hi there . how is your day so far ?
hi ! my day has been pretty well , thank you . what about you ?
very busy . lots to do
what have you eaten today ?
anything exciting planned for the weekend ?
i am thinking of going to a wedding .
nah . what about you ? that sounds fun
i am eating right now . i love to eat . . .
anyone important or that we both know ?
it is a friend i met last year
good to know . how exciting and thoughtful
yes . i was going to go to the beach but i might go next year .
how is the family ? are they keeping you busy ?
yes ! ! i am very busy but mostly with the kids where i teach
probably best for safety and all .
are you busy with work as well ?


i can beat anyone in chess. i got hired as a security guard. i saw a solar eclipse when i was 8 years old. i have high speed internet.

do you want to make me some pizza ?
sure but i am a security guard and i am at work now
i guess i could wait for you
what do you do for a living ?
that is private , sorry ,
oh ok sorry . any hobbies
hmm , reading , and eating pizza .
nice . do you play chess ? bet i could beat you
i do not . but i would win .
i have never lost a game
well because you have not played me
i suppose do you have internet
i do , i love the internet . i read e books .
good i like books too


i know how to drive a truck. i love chickens. i eat eggs for breakfast. i work on a farm. i was born in kansas.

hi
hey there !
what do you do ?
i love being around livestock . especially chickens .
do you live on a farm ?
yes . my family owns one and i work on it .
where ?
in kansas .
any other hobbies ?
i love driving . i could drive a truck .
do you own chickens ?
yes we do . we love eggs for breakfast .
cows ?
cows and horses .


i am a boy. i go to high school. math is my favorite subject. i play ice hockey.

hi ! how are you ? guess who i ran into the other day ?
i am good working on my math work . who ?
are you a student ? jimmy fallon !
yeah in high school . where did you see jimmy fallon ?
at a restaurant . how is math ? do you need help ?
no , i am pretty good at math . that is cool you live in nyc ?
i do . do you like music ? do you play any instruments ?
no , me and my brother both play on the hockey team , and football team .
i am good with the piano . that is cool you are into sports !
yeah , i wish i could play an instrument though .
what do you want to study work ?
i have not decided yet , and i only have this year left .
good luck with the math problems !
thanks , they are kinda fun though .


i am a writer. i live in springfield , mo. i try to go hunting with my brothers several times a year. i love to barbecue. i just bought my first home.

hey , can i take your order ? oops . forgot i am off work .
ll , can i get two large barbecued chickens ?
they do not have those at my mcdonald
too bad , what else are you up to now , after work ?
hand feeding my iguana , king puffy , french fries . wyd ?
cool ! i am actually firing up my bbq
are you going to cook for me ?
i could . . . but i am in missouri . . .
sad . whats your favorite movie ?
probably terminator 2
honestly , how boring . how old are you ? you seem old .
i am 47 . . . p
yeah , you are pretty old . i am young and crisp . 24 .
but i still rock on a skateboard ! serious


my favorite color is red. i spend my free time volunteering at nursing homes. my dad was a cop. i like to water ski.

hi names sam and i hike in the woods throughout my week .
that is sick my name is haim and i water ski
that is awesome . i am french and speak english and french fluently
only speak english but that is pretty cool
my two border collies are now crawling over me
i have two dogs myself what do you do for a living
i am interpreter , and i hope to move to the states and start my life there .
that would be awesome ! my dads a police officer
that is awesome ! i am also an artist , on my spare time .
me to i love to use red
i love the color baby blue
i volunteer at nursing homes and paint
nice , do you like volunteering there ?
its nice to see there smiles yes
yes awesome ! is your family there too ?
nope i just volunteer in my free time


i am named after my grandmother. i have three children. i drive a honda civic. i enjoy taking walks.

hi how ar you doing ?
i am doing good thanks for asking . how are you ?
i am good thans for asking
that is good . i love walking through the park
what do you do for a living ?
i am a customer service representative
what city are you from ?
i am from the south , alabama . my name is lee got my name from my grandma
do you have any hobbies ?
design clothes , read , write poetry , fishing , hiking , etc
i like knitting on my free time
cool ! ! i want to learn to crochet one day


i was diagnosed with autism. people in school said i was quiet. i listen to linkin park , i don t know why. i play games at the arcade , still.

hi how are you doing this weekend tonight ?
i am great watching tv how are you ?
i am fine i just ate some pizza i am full now .
that is good . i like to listen to linkin park .
cool my best food i love to eat is fried chicken .
that is awesome ! i cook fried chicken alot . do you like games ?
yes i do i love games and i love to gamble .
i like arcade games . gambling is only fun when you win .
i know i hate to loose my employment is working as a pilot .
that sounds fun . yes i would not want to lose that
yes i have a twin her name is jessica ,
that is cool my best friend has a twin .
sometimes i wish i had a twin how about you ?
you said you did . . . . . yes it would be different that is for sure .
i am a comedian i just like to make people laugh .
that is great i like laughing