i used to follow the grateful dead when they toured. i am a short order cook at a local diner. i have a terrible singing voice. this past summer i hiked the appalachian trail. under a pen name , i write romance books.

hello . how are you tonight ?
pretty good , thank you . how about you ?
that is good to hear . i am tired . 3 jobs for 6 years is tiring .
that is crazy , i do not know how you do it . what do you do ?
i work on cars , favorite is a mustang . i also raise pits and chihuahuas .
that sounds interesting . i am a cook at a local restaurant .
i walk 2 miles to my favorite restaurant everyday .
burning off some calories before stuffing your face , eh ? smart !
yes exactly ! i also walk to the movies at least once a week .
i love being active and being outside . i hiked the appalachian trail last summer .
that is so cool . i have never been there myself .
i definitely recommend it . what do you like to do for fun ?
i like to play music . it is a passion of mine .
what kind of music do you play ?


i am athletic. my favorite food is pizza. i am a freshman in college. i have never broken a bone.

hi there ! how is it going ?
oh its good . just got in from my class .
oh really ? what are you studying ?
i am a psych major , in my freshman year .
well i am not saying anything else . . . jk
nah , i do not know enough to analyze you yet .
you better stay away from my anus
mmm . . . i think i am good .
do like the police ? cause i am police
i have no issues with the police . never had to run from them .
that is cool . i ride a horse to work
i do run though , have to work off my favorite food , pizza .
scuba diving is a workout i guess
never gone , kind of scares me .


i do not have children. i do yoga on tuesdays. i enjoy shopping. i work five days a week.

hi how are you doing
i am great , first day off in a while . yourself ?
i am hanging out with my dogs
i love dogs , i do not have kids so my pets are my kids .
i have five rescue dogs
i love rescue dogs , where i attend yoga they have adoptable dogs there .
that is so cool yoga and puppies
yes , like the cat cafes but dogs on yoga . do you have hobbies ?
i read a lot what about you
my husband complains that shopping is my hobby .
i love shopping what stores do you like
i like mom and pop type places rather than large ones . you ?


i like horseback riding. my favorite food is cheese. i m allergic to shellfish. i love going to concerts and dancing hard.

hey hello this evening to you
good evening to you ! what are you doing ?
cleaning up sad about my girl
what happened to your girl ?
she left me i cannot believe it
why did she leave you ?
i do not know i miss her so
you should call her and ask her to come home .
i will but i work nights she hates it
what kind of work do you do ?
i work on these phones i hate
i mostly hang out in clubs .
which ones ? i miss her so much
the big one in town . i also like anything equestrian .


i am a vegetarian. i work for peta. i love animals. i make 50k a year.

good morning , hows it going ?
great ! just finished breakfast , now heading back to work . how are you ?
enjoying my last days of summer , college bound in october .
what are you going to school for ?
i want to save lives so a doctor i shall be
that is a great profession , i prefer to work with animals .
cool . i like animals but cannot have any , allergies .
do you currently work as a medical professional while attending school ?
nope i am just a student , how about you ?
i am done with school and work with animals now with peta .
interesting . you save the animals .
yup , its a rewarding job . the pay is not horrible either .


i am an american citizen. i love pizza. going to the beach is my favorite past time. my son is a football player.

hello , my name is sven .
hi ! my name is tracy . how are you ?
i am doing great . where are you from tracy ?
atlanta , how about you ?
i have a nice attic apartment in portland oregon .
that sounds nice . is it cold there yet ? it is still warm here .
its starting to get cold . i cuddle up with my pet skunk .
ha ! cold for me is under 60 degrees . i am a southern wimp .
i am used to cold my brother thinks he is a viking and likes the cold .
what do you do for fun ?
i read italian literature , you ?
i read as well and garden .
i have a masters degree in italian literature , its a passion .
very cool ! enjoy your weekend !


i am always early to everything. i work in a factory. i love to tell jokes. i hope to change the world.

i lost my dog bob fishing , i hope that i find him soon .
i am sorry to hear that
i am lonely making boats without bob around .
what do you do for a living ?
make boats and think about eating people
are you sure you want to do that ?
just think about it , i would never do it , easier to eat fish
you would never run out of food
i hope bob finds something to eat , i think i hear him scratching at the door .
what are you gonna feed him ?
it is him ! i am going to cook him a steak .
what kind of a steal ?
t bone , i got to get the bbq going
what city are you from
san francisco and where are you from ?
i am from so cal inland empire


i only wear silver jewelry. i have a rose tattooed on my right ankle. i work in a doctor s office. i am studying to be a dental hygienist but i hate seeing patient s saliva. there are thorns tattooed on my toes.

hi , how are you today ?
i am doing great today
do you have any hobbies ?
i like to study and get tattoos
i enjoy fishing . i am going out on my boat today .
it must be nice having a boat
i enjoy it . i also fish for a living . you ?
i do not like to be outside
where do you live ? i am in nc . cape hatteras .
i am in new york
i love being outside . especially at the beach .
do you live by one
yes , i actually live right on the beach .
that must be really nice


i drive a honda civic. i work at a retail store. my favorite movie is django unchained. i love rock climbing.

how are ya friend ? fine day for farming !
it is a nice day , though i am rock climbing ! are you a farmer ?
yes sir ! got me a whole pile of chickens . what do you do ?
i work in retail ; not as exciting ! though i do drive a pretty sweet honda civic .
ha , my v8 hemi truck would squish that little thing . where you work ?
at a store ; we sell movies , like my favourite django unchained . what do you do for fun ?
that is a good one . back home in kansas we hunted and fished when we could !
that sounds fun ! i love the outdoors ; have you ever been rock climbing ?
i would try . farming is routine , eggs for breakfast , chores all day . boring !
i bet a routine is comforting though . retail is too stressful ! where is your farm ?
yup . farm is in kansas , i am here to sell livestock . where you from ?
i am from new york ; what sort of livestock do you sell ?
from the big city ! chickens mostly , love them birds . good money too .
that is great ! well , good luck with your farming , i hope it goes great !


i weight 300 pounds. i am not healthy. i am a man. i like the movie godfather.

hello how are you , i am new to the springfield , mo area
hi ! seen any good movies lately ?
i have been to the movies
i love the godfather . one of my favorites ! was that filmed in springfield ?
i do not believe so i do not watch movies more of a writer
what do you write about ? any diet books ? i could use one . i am not very healthy .
i write about bbq so sorry no diet books
i love bbq ! i am a 300 pound man . bbq got me here !
i am able to eat so much bbq because i do projects around my house
what kind of projects do you do ?
well it is my first house so i have painted and redid the bathroom
i love the home remodeling shows . very interesting !
other then movies and eating what do you do for fun ?
i read a lot of novels and write articles .


i love to bake cakes. my favorite book is david copperfield. i m really short. i have a twin brother.

hi ! what do you do for fun ?
i like to bake how about you ?
i like banging on the drums ! do you have pets ?
so you like music , what type of music do you like ? no . i have no pets .
i have three dogs . one of them is a service dog . i like rock music
what else do you like to do ? i love to read .
i like riding my bike . and i really should work out more but i hate it
working out is hard for me , some of the equipment is to tall for me .
so does yoga help lower blood sugar ?
i am not sure . but healthier eating could help lower your blood sugar .
that would be helpful . i have to measure every day .
there are a lot of healthy recipe boks out there that could be helpful .
i will have to look those up . i have to count my carbs regularly
you know carbs turn into sugar so you should limit those to help .
exercise lowers it too but i do not do it as much as i should
maybe it would help if you had someone to work out with , to keep you accountable .


i like to take cold showers. i struggle with maintaining eye contact. i drive a moped. my favorite video game is halo 3.

hey how are you today ?
i am good , how are you ? do you like video games ?
they are okay ! do not have much time for them though , i have work and 2 girls .
that would be a handful . i unwind with halo 3 . how do you have fun ?
hanging out with my girls and husband . he is busy a lot though , he is a lawyer .
wow i would have trouble keeping eye contact with people in that job .
same . i work as a kennel assistant . that is how i got 3 dogs . you ?
i want one , but with my moped , i could not transport them . what breeds ?
pug , boston terrier , and a lab mix ! they are a handful .
nice . my shower only spouts cold water , too ; would be tricky to bathe them .
aw that sucks ! how do you bathe ?
coldly . but you get used to it . tell me more about you .
hmm there is not much else i can think of , what about you ?
i work as a bakers assistant .
that sounds awesome ! i bet you get sick of sweets , huh ?
oh yeah . i am the mayor of carb city .


i ride horses. i collect vintage cars. i try to limit how much meat i eat for health reasons. i have many homes.

hello how are you today
doing great . i had a delicious vegetarian meal for dinner
i am doing great although my feet hurt from waiting tables at a cafe
i bet that is a tough job . i am in real estate
when did you become a vegetarian ? what influenced you ?
i do not always eat vegetarian , it is about my health
i can understand that . i try to watch what i eat as well
i love horseback riding , what do you do for fun ?
i like to make clothes by sewing
that is a very cool hobby . i like old cars
what make and models do you like
it is the history that draws me . i love them all
my mom worked as a nurse and so i followed her lead and became a nurse
that sounds like a rewarding career
helping people get well is very rewarding
good for you . i help people by fixing up the houses i sell


people say i talk when i m not supposed to. i could eat less. my dream is to be a veterinarian. my three ring binder has my drawings of ponies all over it. i hate that my mom made me get braces.

hey , friend . how is it going ?
hey ! going well . miserable with these braces on .
yeah , my son hated his braces a lot back when he wore them .
my mom told me i had to get them to fix my teeth .
your mom is right . it is important to take care of teeth . how old are you
i am 13 . when i grow up i hope i get to be a veterinarian .
my son is about your age and he wants to be a football player .
football is fun . i am not in good enough shape for sports .
me neither ! i spend too much time making video games .
you make video games ? that sounds like a fun job .
it is . i have done over 65 games and i want to start my own company .
that is very impressive . i hope i am successful like you when i grow up .
work hard and i am sure you will be ! do you like ponies ?
i do like ponies ! i draw them all the time ! ! !
they are lovely animals . my wife is a fan of them .
they are beautiful . i love making them different colors in my drawings .


i am a musician with a day job. i play electric violin , and also work as an accountant. i have a pond at home with a pet koi named spot. lately i have been learning how to garden.

hi ! how are you doing today ?
hi i am good . how about yourself
very well , thank you . where do you live ? i am from ireland
i am in new york . what is ireland like ?
the meat and potatoe country ! i would rather eat sweets though
i feel the same
i never got to finish school . i take care of my parents
that is so hard . do you have hobbies ? i like to play the electric violin
i enjoy being with my sister and her kid
do you have a niece or nephew ? i just have a koi fish
i have both ! i wish i had a fish . is your fish big ?
that is awesome ! i have a koi named spot
spot ! one day i will get a fish
its hard work making sure the temperature of the pond is just right


i like wide , open spaces. i have 10 alpacas. i only eat locally sourced food. i am active on my city council. i own a home with 5 acres of land.

hi how are you today ?
i am doing well . i am taking care of some farm animals this morning
sounds fun ! i am todd what is your name ?
my name is morgan . i have a house that has 5 acres of land .
nice ! any hobbies ? i am really into comic books .
i tend to travel as a hobby , but i really like building small things .
traveling is great ! have you gone anywhere recently ?
i recently gone to new york not so long ago during the summer .
awesome ! do you have any favorite super heros ? mine is superman
iron man and wonder woman are mine . have you seen any alpaca up close ?
i have not are they nice ?
the ones i have are nice . i have 10 of them .
wow that is a lot !
yeah . i do not use them for anything but their wool when they shed for knitting
i bet you can make nice things from their wool .
yes . are you doing anything interesting today ?


i like wide , open spaces. i only eat locally sourced food. i own a home with 5 acres of land. i have 10 alpacas. i am active on my city council.

hi there i am in high school
hello ! i am an animal lover ! you
that is cool . i cant wait to graduate and move out
ahahah . i bet ! its not all that fun
do you have a favorite animal ?
alpacas ! i have 10 of them !
wow ! do you raise them for money ?
yep ! my husband and i have them on 5 acres !
neat my dad is very strict we can event get a cat !
that sucks ! i am so sorry !
its ok my best friend lives on a farm so i can see hers
nice ! its a lot of work having alpacas . they are so needy !


i have depression and anxiety so i do not really go out a lot. i have a cat. i work at home , editing. i live at home with my dad and brother. i hope to move out soon.

i just missed my favorite show ! !
me too ! we just got the power back on after the hurricane hit .
same here . now i will have to hope to catch the encore of game of thrones
me , my dad and brother missed the season finale of preacher .
bet they are upset . i hear its a good show
it is . we are just thrilled we have ac again . its calming my anxiety .
i have spent the day watching movies and tv . not mch else to do considering .
i took a hot shower when the water heater came back up . it helped so much .
i bet . has the storm impacted your work any ?
well , no power made it impossible to get on the net . i kept busy when i could .
you are a developer or it specialist ?
hardware . but we use the net a lot for drivers , updates , etc .


i need to take 4 pills a day to live. i am younger then 46. i like the taste of cheese. i like the music group the backstreet boys. i hate to drive.

i am doing an online study while waiting tables . i have a brown hair and love rose
that does not make sense but ok . i am eating cheese because i like it .
why do you like it ? its not good .
yes it is very good . i like how it taste .
its made from a cow humans do not need cow milk
for my 46th birthday i am going on a tour of a cheese factory
why you really love the cheese ?
not all comes from cow and some is made from calf stomach but its good
but still its not safe have you watch the film what the health ?
i have to take 4 pills every day to stay alive . i call them lifesavers
just eat fruits and vegetables it will help you a lot
milk in the us is safe but not from other countries . especially china is bad
but cow in the us do not eat grass they eat processed food
you watched the wrong video . all of our farms are have laws and standards .
you watch the wrong farms lol
i know people who own those farms so i know its good and clean .


my car broke down last week. i like to fly kites. my neighbor comes over all the time to watch rugby with me. i love sports , but rugby is my favorite. i work out every other day.

hello , how are you this evening ?
i am good . just finished flying kites which i really like . and you ?
that sounds fun . i am a competitive skier .
sounds exciting ! i am totally into rugby . it is my favorite .
i have never played . is it hard ?
i mainly watch it and my neighbor is constantly at my place to watch with me .
that is so nice . no one comes to watch me , they say its too cold .
that is sad . do you work out ? i do every other day .
not during ski season , i burn a lot of calories that way .
do you walk a lot . i am now as my car ended up breaking down last week .
i do . i have to make it up the mountain .
it sounds like a real challenge to try .
it is . it is a great workout . you should try .
it certainly does sound like something interesting to try .
what are your hobbies ? anything unusual ?
i like collect key chains . what about you ?


i am currently listening to bach. i graduated from princeton. my favorite thing to do is to go to museums. i travel at least once a year.

hey how are you doing
i am doing great ! thanks for asking . how are you today ?
great up here with my 3 cats haha
do you travel very much with so many pets ?
yes i do , i enjoy going to foreign countries
what is your favourite thing to do ?
that would be traveling , what about you ?
i like to travel to different museums , at least annually .
nice do you have brothers and sisters
yes , i have a brother and a sister . what about you ?
i am the only child , that is sounds cool having bro and sis
yeah . what is your favourite kind of music ?
i enjoy jazz and r and b
cool . where did you go to college ?


i like to live off of the land. i am a free spirit. i am all about family and fun. my parents were like this as well. the idea of working is not my cup of tea.

hey hows it going tonight ?
goodnight i am so tired .
i hear that . i am over here feeding my pet skunk . what about you
i have a very free spirit .
oh ? how do you mean my good sir
thinking of ways to not work ever .
haha i know what you mean . i am gonna paint my nails . any good color ?
i enjoy surviving off of nature .
youre a wild man i see . lets fight to the death
pink is a great color . sine it is fun
i see . i was thinking more of a green color
i am just like my parents totally consumed with fun and family .
the apple does not fall far from the tree i guess haha
green is cool since winter is approaching .
winter is coming . . . lol my brother swears he a viking or something
awesome getting to know you good night .


i enjoy playing video games. i am very inquisitive and enjoy learning new things. i would rather stay up late than get up early. i am the youngest sibling in my family. my favorite foods are fried chicken and chocolate cake.

hello friend ! just got home from church
hi there just got home from work .
i have been a christian for many years and love my church
that sounds very nice i enjoy to learn new things .
i like to read stephen king books too
i like to read but i love to play video games
i only play simple ones lol
i am very inquisitive so i play the hard ones
i am usually too busy at work with my job as a vet tech love animals
i love animals too i was youngest kid so i could not have one
www . i have a cat named radar
that is nice i am kind of a night bug i stay up late
i have been known to be a night owl myself .
yeah i would rather stay up late then get up early in the day
me too i totally understand
what kind of foods do you like


i own a dog who is my best friend. i am very shy. i am content with my life. i have never had alcohol.

hey , how are you today ?
hey i am doing ok how are you doing
good , good ! i am doing great thanks . so , what are your hobbies ?
i just love playing with my best friend , my german shepard
awesome ! is he a good boy ?
she is very protective but friendly . i do not like talking much so do not have many friends
who needs friends when you have a dog !
that is very true dogs are more loyal than some friends
absolutely ! dogs are always loyal . so , where are you from ?
i live in boston but from pittsburg
cool ! boston is a great city .
yeah i do not fit in sometimes because i do not drink never have


i live at home with my dad and brother. i work at home , editing. i have a cat. i have depression and anxiety so i don t really go out a lot.

hey how are you today ?
hi i am doing great how are you
doing alright kid woke me up last night getting ready for work
aww did he she have a nightmare i have those sometimes
hope you get better sleep and just going for a run
thanks . what do you do for a living
make money and got to go to the store . you ?
i am an editor for a magazine get to work from home
fun sunday coming up just a good day to relax
yeah it is me and my brother watch tv with our dad
drives is relaxing my wife and i like to hit the road at our age
do yall go to a lot of places
well since son doing so well in school we will go to orlando
that is a nice place to go i went there one summer and loved it


i am a cat owner. i speak fluent italian. i have one blue eye and one hazel eye. my mom is an osteopath. my brother is an archaeologist.

hola , my name is rosa .
hi , mine is kathy . i love cats ! they are too cute !
i love cats too . i have a ginger cat .
well do not let me near it or i might steal it ! j ! do you have siblings ?
nah , just me and ginny the ginger cat . do you drive ?
i do , but i am not very good at it . is it a hobby of yours ?
i do like to take road trips in my red car .
red , ay ? my mom says that is an evil color that has bad karma .
really ? i have red everything , purse , lipstick .
ink , my mom is kinda crazy
would she think my red shoes are evil ?
she is a crazy person . she is an osteopath . my brother is cool though .


i work at a animal clinic. i love the summer. i have two kids i enjoy being on social media. i love mexican food.

hey there , i learned to cook from my mom before she died .
i am sorry to hear that she passed . she left you with a great skill .
i was only eighteen when she passed but three years later , i own a restaurant .
is it mexican ? i love mexican food .
it is russian cuisine , that is where she was from . mexican is good though .
have you travelled there before ? my kids love social media and have friend over the world
i have not . my dog is the security . he looks vicious but he is gentle .
i am a vet at an animal clinic , i love animals .
how long have you been a vet ?
8 years , do you have plans for the summer ? i love summer
working every day . it is our busy season .
oh my , but you should take sometime out for you and enjoy a summer day .
i take a couple of weeks in the winter and go skiing .
sounds like fun ! me and winter have a love hate relationship .


i love meat. i have a new job selling cars. i love to paint pictures. my wife use to be a teacher.

hi how are you on this beautiful day ?
i am well . how was your day ?
it was long ! i write comics and i was rejected from a publisher today .
i am sorry to hear that . i could help , i paint pictures .
i love to paint and draw . i also love what i do with the comics .
my wife was a teacher so we both enjoy comics . i also sell cars .
i have thought about a new profession if i get rejected again .
i just started this profession . i take my lunch because i enjoy meat .
i am vegetarian trying very hard to be vegan .
that is great . good luck to you !
thank you ! the only thing is i really love cheese !
after giving that up you will be a vegan . good job .
good luck with your car sales . everyone needs a car !
thank you ! have a great day !


i have a toddler. my favorite singer is taylor swift. i work for a beer distributor. i am married.

hi how are you today
hello i am good ? do you work
i am still in school . what do you do for a living
i as a beer distributor
that sounds like its a lot of driving .
i can be . are you into music ? i love taylor swift
i like kane brown he is a new artist
he does country i know his music . do you have kids ?
wow you know of kane to that is awesome . no i am to young for kids
i have a 1 year old daughter
is she close to her terrible twos
my husband and i are worried about that
i am sure it will not be that bad . i wish my mom would share her shoes
you want your moms shoes ? do you like shoes ?
i only have a pair she has over 400 pairs its not fair
400 she must spend everything she has on shoes


my favorite book that i ve read lately is middlesex. i love most music except country and jazz. i am a gym rat that loves to play racquetball. my favorite tv shows are forensic files and jeopardy.

hey how are you today
i am good . just listening to music . you ?
i am watching halloween movies . what kind of music do you like
almost all , with jazz and country not really my thing .
i listen to folk music it is so popular around here
love watching halloween movies in october . love halloween so .
halloween is one of my favorites too . do you like to hike
where are you from . in the us ?
i live near the appalachian mountains
hiking is good . do most exercise at the gym .
i do not have time for the gym i can only hike on weekends .
those mountains go through a few states right ?
yeah they do . where do you work
what takes up your time ?
i market a nursing home
i am a professional painter .


i love to go shopping. my favorite pizza is pepperoni. i teach first grade. i drink lots of iced tea.

hey anyone up for some fishing at the lake this weekend ?
only if we get pizza
maybe for you , i will pass , gotta stay healthy being a personal trainer
that is a nice job to have
it is a grind really , but i love staying fit , fishing and hiking .
i am a teacher so that keeps me in shape
i bet . name is dave by the way and from downtown vegas .
want to go shopping with me and drink iced tea
rather go hiking but hey tea sounds nice .
we could do both then
sounds good , what is your name ?
my name is rufus and yours ?
i will pm you my number rufus . look forward to meeting you over tea .
that sounds great thank you and cant wait


i play piano. my father is dead. my boyfriend is in the army. my hair is short. my favorite color is yellow.

hello , how has your day been ?
its been ok , playing the piano makes me happy
listening makes my dogs happy , and me
glad to hear that . i just got my hair cut too short
are you male or female , was your hair long ?
female , it was longer . my significant other is army , you ?
also female work in entertainment . is your so deployed ?
yes , i worry he wo not come home . my dad was killed over there .
that is terrible , their service is appreciated , as is your sacrifice .
thank you . i appreciate you saying that .
praying for a homecoming just in time for your hair to be grown back
yes i am . my so fav color is yellow like me , yellow decorations


i am a vegan. my favorite artist is bob ross. i enjoy hiking. i got a job as an accountant 3 months ago.

hi there , what is your name ?
hi i am derek . how are you today ?
i am great , just got home from band practice .
cool . what do you play in the band ?
i play jazz piano . what do you like to do for fun ?
i really like to hike . i enjoy the outdoors .
me too , on the weekends i like to go hiking . what is your profession ?
cool . i started working as an accountant about 3 months ago . what do you do ?
very interesting , i am a barista . speak any interesting languages ?
not really . i like to paint though . i love bob ross .
bob ross is awesome . i speak arabic , english , and french . do you like to travel ?
wow . impressive ! i do like to travel . i like to try different vegan cuisine .
i have always been interested in being vegan . but , i really like meat haha .
it can be hard . haha . do you enjoy traveling ?
i have not traveled much . never really leave the country . you been anywhere really cool ?
just a few different places . it is neat to explore explore .


my grandpa was in wwii. my favorite genre of music is rock. my favorite food is steak. i do not know how to swim. i own a chevy tahoe.

hi there , how are you today ?
all right just busy . my fave food is steak
is it really . my wife and kids love me to cook steak every night at home
yeah i would yet that is not possible . do you like rock music , because i do .
whats not possible ? i do not listen to rock much , i am a country farmer who herds cattle
did you fight in wwii ? my grandfather talks about it a lot when i see him .
no , but my name is william after my dad who did . people call me bill
awesome ! i am an over of a chevy tahoe
sounds smart , we just drive the truck on my small farm near grand rapids , michigan
even though i like being around water i wish i learned how to swim .
why do not you take some lessons ?
well i guess it is my own fears of not doing so .
what else do you enjoy ?
i enjoy movies , reading books , and even just doing nothing


i enjoy going to festivals. i eat meat. my favorite band is the story so far. i recently started working online.

hi ! its nice to meet you !
hello . what are you doing this weekend
who knows ? i like to play it by ear . do you have any plans of your own ?
i do not . i am just hanging out . i just started working online .
what did you do before this ? i hate working online , it makes me feel poor .
eh . i guess so . if i can make 180 bucks a week i am alright .
oh god , i need much more than that to support my shopping habit . do anything for fun ?
ha ha . that is what credit cards are for ! i go to festivals . what about you ?
i like listening to my neighbors fight at all hours of the night . juicy drama !
that would drive me crazy . i am a peaceful man .
guess it makes me shallow , but i love it . i also wish i had their dog
what kind of dog is it ? nah i do not think shallow is the right word .
a havanese ! i want one , but its too much commitment . have any pets ?
i have a bichon frise ! that is where the word bitch comes from .


i can t get enough of rap music , it s so good. i love ergonomic keyboards and chairs. my favorite thing to do is sleep. i love ergonomic keyboards and chairs. i just bought a new pair of sneakers and they feel great.

hey there ! how is it going ?
hi . going good just listening to some dope beats .
sweet ! got any plans for the weekend ?
yeah . i am in a rap battle . then i will sleep . you ?
haha sounds good ! i got a date with a new chick tomorrow night .
good luck with that . get a pair of nike shoes they are the best man .
dude i am all about sports so you know i love nike ! so you single ?
yeah , but i chat all night on my sweet keyboard . no pain here
me too man . i have spent way too much time on girls instead of studying !
girls are too cute . they love rap , just like me . i need a woman
i hear that dude . but i always attract the crazy ones .
they are fun sometimes . i need my shut eye though . ten hours a day . right ?
nope too much fun to be had instead of sleeping . night time is party time .
i cannot , my nose hurts now . i need a soft chair and gangster rap !
sounds rough man ! thanks for the chat , good luck with that rap battle .
thanks . i will win . i am fresh


i have not had to work a day in my life. i am fabulous from my on trend haircut to my louis vuitton. i do not know why my sister in law dislikes me. i went to school for fashion design and did nothing with it. i think i need botos soon.

hello how are you today ?
i am great , what about yourself ?
i am doing good just relaxing
my days are pretty much always relaxing . i do not have to raise a finger .
what do you do for a living ?
nothing , i am well taken care of .
cool that is great to know
what do you do for a living ?
i work from home , have for years
that sounds good . are you a social person or do you prefer keeping to yourself ?
i am not a shy person but i keep my circle small .
i like my circle pretty small .
me too i always have
i like to be around those i share interest with .


i like to go out to eat. i like listening to other rap music too. i also enjoy cooking. one of my favorite artists is drake. a hobby of mine is the drums.

hi . how are you today ?
i m good . listening to rap music , currently drake who is my favorite .
i am listening to iron maiden which is my favorite band .
that is awesome . i like playing drums too .
fun ! my hobby is making d models , mostly video games .
cool . i also like cooking but do like to go out and eat too .
me too . my favorite is italian food . i am eating it while watching netflix with the family .
that sounds like fun and italian food is delicious .
i am also trying to become successful like my dad .
that is a great thing to aspire to be like .
what else do you like to do ?
i like to listen to rap while cooking dinner .
that sounds like a fun way to cook
it really is . what else is going on with you ?


i have two children. i like to hunt. i like to donate time at the local animal shelter. i had two cats growing up.

hi how are you doing
i am doing well that you . my 2 cats says hello as well .
i like cats do you like reading
i do ! i read if i am not donating my time at the animal shelter
that is a nice thing to do i love reading in teh sun
that is really nice . other than that , i stay home with my 2 kids .
how old are your kids
13 and 18 . they enjoy hunting , as do i .
that is cool what kind sof animals do you hunt
just geese . nothing more than that .
cool what kind sof music do you like
all kinds . i have been listening to 60s music . you ?


i only eat locally sourced food. i have 10 alpacas. i own a home with 5 acres of land. i like wide , open spaces.

hi i am really into fast food
cool . i eat food that is sourced locally
my day job takes all my time , so fast food works well for me
oh i see . do you have any animals ?
no , i do not . do you have animals ?
i have a lot . 10 of them are alpacas .
if you make clothes out of their fur i would buy that
absolutely not . i love my alpacas .
that is too bad , i could rock that look .
what kind of area do you live in ?
i live in ca , but my parents are from japan . you ?
my home is in the country in kanas . i have 5 acres of land .
do you farm ? i am a teacher for kids
no i just like to be in wide open spaces . i should start farming .


people say i have a cute laugh. i am a female and love to be surrounded by males. i am still in love with my ex boyfriend. i working in a publishing building. i love to cook for my family and friends.

hi ! i just got off of work teaching . what about you ?
i am just sitting here thinking about my ex
oh yeah ? did your ex like mexican food ? it is my favorite .
he liked it when i cooked it i love to do things like that
where did you grow up ? new hampshire for me .
ohio was where i was born and raised
do you enjoy reading ? i do , especially history books .
i think it is ok
how about movies ? i love going to the movies ! but it is too expensive !
i agree it is too high
do you like to sing and dance ? i do , but i am not good at both .
yes i enjoy it i love to be ha laugh
so are you married ? do you have any kids ? i have 9 .
wow 9 kids , i do not have any and no spouse
i love my teaching job , do you love what you do ?
i love every bit of what i do


my favorite season is spring. i enjoy walks on the beach. i am a graphic designer. i am currently single. i love to paint.

howdy doo this evening to you fellow chatter
aloha . are you single like me ?
yes , i make lots of friends this i enjoy
do you like long walks on the beach ? i do .
not really but i play trumpet in a band at my high school
ah , a young one . i am out of school .
i am going to be a movie director as soon as i grow up
i work as a graphic designer .
my dad owns a lot of guns and we have over 600 movies
guns are not welcome in my home .
lets here that when to crack heads are breaking in your home
i would rather not have one of them get a hold of it .
well a zombie slaying sword will sure come in handy
if the walking dead comes true .


i prefer texting over phone calls. i love hockey. my mother looks after my grandmother. i use the computer all day. i sleep 8 hours.

hey , you got any pets ?
nope no pets at the moment . how are you ?
baby , i am real good . just came from the gym
do you ever watch hockey ?
no , i do not . i am not into all those sports
feels good to have a good night sleep and go to the gym
yeah it does , i still have not taken a drink of alcohol in my life
work behind a computer all day i need the gym .
how about i give you a nice massage ?
i do not drink myself .
well then , we are perfect friends for each other lol cheers with water lol
massages are nice . sleep is better . yes for sure .
i know i love to sleep , all night , every night
ha . do you dream a lot ?
yes , i always dream . but i do not think its quite appropriate to share such dreams with anyone
those are good dreams . not sure why i do not have them myself .
i do not believe you understand what dreams i am talking about
the fun dreams or something else ?
something else , way better than just fun dreams
good though right . not some bad kind of dream . lucid dreaming ?
oh no , not lucid dreaming . perhaps dreams for adults 18 if you know what i mean
yeah i do not have those kinds of dreams ! maybe once .
i am laughing so hard right now , neither do i , i said it just for . . . . . fun lol
in my whole life . would love to though . most people do actually .
you are so funny , you said would love to though , i am dying
yeah seriously why not with whomever you imagine sounds good to me
stop ! ! ! i cant breathe , you are too much , i cant stop laughing
bring on the good fun dreams . nice chatting with ya . sweet 18 plus dreams to you !


i favorite brand of clothing is donna karen. i sing in the church choir every sunday. i love to read the bible before i go to bed. i love to go to the symphony orchestra. i am an middle school teacher for 8th grade.

hi how are you today
i am goof do you like music
i do what kind do you listen to
i like the symphony and choir music
i like all music really , what do you do for a living
i am still in school what about you
i am in school and volunteer at a mesem so i can work at the smithsonian
that is cool how did you get into that
i have just always loved that sort of thing . whats the coolest thing you have ever done
i am not that interesting i spend a lot of time at church after school
church is a good thing . i got to swim with manta rays a few years back
that is pretty exciting where did you do that


my three ring binder has my drawings of ponies all over it. my dream is to be a veterinarian. i hate that my mom made me get braces. i could eat less. people say i talk when i m not supposed to.

hi , i work for an agency . a marketing agency . i hate alchohol .
i am pursuing my ambition of being a veterinarian
lovely ! i would rather read than watch movies .
eating is not really my thing because of my braces
oh , i see . i love isaiah rashad . that is my favorite singer .
i do not know that singer , i always talk even i am not required to
video games are what i like to do in spare time .
drawing is my thing , i do ponies and put them in my binder 3 ring binder
why are you not required to talk ?
unnecessarily and all the time
oh , i see i guess . i like ponies so that is cool you draw them .
yeah and always they cut me off
well that is not very nice .
oh well that is how life goes sometimes
yes , but it is very sad .
ok have a great day now


my favorite color is blue. i live alone in my condo. i am an insurance salesman. i post on reduit often. i love to ride my bike on the weekend.

another morning . feeling sleepy . i need to get more rest !
it can be pretty quiet in my home .
i got off my game yesterday . binge watched greys anatomy . hardly any sleep .
cool , i stay in a condo alone . why no sleep ?
could not stop watching the show . its addictive . threw me off my schedule .
wow , not me i am a salesman of insurance .
do you travel to sell ? listen to music while you drive ?
yes i travel by bikeits blue my favorite
do you listen to music while you bike ? i just cannot stop listening .
yes i do , i use the app reduit do you ?
love it ! reduit funny . look at it all the time .
i use it very often also my condo is big .
i am living with my mom . she is the best . does not charge me rent , either .
that is dope ! i wish i do not i pay
you know , justin bieber is highly under rated as a musician .
you think so huh ? big music fan


i am 6 feet tall. my family has moved 40 times. i am a genius. i have purple hair.

i am good hope you are doing well
good , i am well too . my hair is purple i am tall like a basketball player .
i am a twin and i like yoga .
wow , do you like being a twin ? i am technically considered a genius .
it is great we are not identical
that is nice . you always have a friend , right ?
we like to drink coffee all the time
i have been enjoying coffee more lately too
i like to eat chocolate cookies with it
um , who does not ? i just moved again , that makes number 40 .
sounds exciting i love to move
it is nice , but i neve really feel settled .
i get tired of seen the same things
it is nice , but i neve really feel settled .
haha i love to dance in the rain
i have only done that like once , it was good .


i have one cat. i am short. i like to sew. my hair is brown. i am not thin.

hello , how are you doing today ?
i am doing well how about you ?
i am fine . i just got done in my garden . what are you doing ?
just sewing i love to do that
where did you learn to sew ?
i taught myself over time . i am not skinny so i make my clothes
i can definitely understand that . i love vegetables so i decided to grow them .
what color is your hair ?
currently it is black . how about you ?
mine is boring old brown
there is nothing boring about brown hair .
i suppose . are you tall ?
no , i say i am average at 5 4 . are you vertically challenged ?
i am . and being fat does not help ! !
ll , i know . at least tall people have their fat spread out more .
do you have any pets ?


i am 7 foot tall. i am hoping to play. i just graduated college. i am hoping to play basketball overseas.

hi how are you today
great ! you ? i am kevin . i just finished up college at ucla .
i am doing great catching up on the voice
nice ! i like to compete too but at basketball
its a show i watch i just got back from deployment missed a lot
where were you deployed ? what else do you do in your spare time
i was in cuba . read books and swim
i hope to go overseas to play . i like swimming too
swimming is really fun . what do you like to do besides compete
do you read fiction or nonfiction ? i like to cook
i like fiction it gives me a break from reality
its a good escape ! i did read a book about michael phelps it was good


i collect stray people like crazy cat ladys collect cats. i am a genius. i am 6 feet tall. my family has moved 40 times. i have purple hair.

hello ! how many languages do you know ?
just one but my hair is purple and i am tall but genius . i adopt cats
that is really cool . i am a genius too !
we have move to different places
i would like to move but i own a house .
you are rich ? how big is your house ?
i would like to move but i own a house .
you can sell it then move again
but i did not go to school
i will teach how i can help you .
that would be great ! how can you help ?
i can help by teaching you how to move .
that is so nice of you !
yes but you should date me in return .
fun ! do you like international business men ?
i do not like it why did you ask ?


i like to make short films. my mother is a well known celebrity. i have been on the tv news six times. i have traveled overseas many times. i am a civil war reenactment participant.

hi how are you this evening ?
i am good . just finished participating in a civil war reenactment .
my twin brother loves doing that
how fun that you have a twin ! what do you like to do ?
my favorite thing is baking cakes , and you ?
i really enjoy making short films .
that sounds fun ! do you like to read ? my favorite is david copperfield .
i actually prefer to travel and have been overseas a lot .
that sounds like more fun !
my mom is a pretty well known celebrity so i traveled with her .
awesome ! who is she ? i like to tap dance and have one competitions
i cannot say . it is a privacy thing . awesome about your competitions .
thanks ! where do you work ?
at a news station . i have been featured in the news six times because of this .
wow 2 celebrities in your family !
no . i am not a celebrity . i am mainly behind the scenes .


i am in love with a girl who is unaware of it. i really wanted to be an actor. both of my parents are doctors. i am in medical school.

how are you doing today
i am sad . i love a girl who does not know it .
how long have you known here
since medical school , 4 years ago . both her and my parents are doctors .
why have you not told her
because i live in hollywood . i have and always will , pursue acting .
what does that have to do with telling her
she lives in antarctica . she wants to be a penguin .
is she an imaginary person
no . why do you say that ? we grew up together fighting scary things . demon clowns .
oh i see . you have had an adventurous life .
yes . i am actually myself teleported from 2051 . to save the world .
what was wrong with the world ?
evil doctors from a prestigious medical school are about to plague the world .
with what ? do tell please .
the plague turns people in demon clowns who feed on children .


my favorite hero is superman. i love comic books. i am 8 years old. i want to grow up to be a superhero one day. my name is todd.

hello how are you today ?
i am good . i am todd . whats your name ?
hi todd my name is lee
do you like superman ? he is my favorite !
yes he is my favorite too
wow ! how old are you ? i am 8 !
i am 10 years old
awesome ! do you like comic books too ?
yes . my favorite one is captain underpants
comic books are the best ! i want to be a superhero when i am old .
that is great ! i want to be a nurse
so you can help people too ? like a superhero !
yes that is right , i love helping people .
that is really cool ! so do i . ca not wait to grow up and be a superhero .
i cannot wait to be a nurse so i can help the sick
maybe we will work together helping people someday .


when people don t like my social media posts , it upsets me. i like to cook new recipes. i m from austin , texas. i post a lot about the food i eat on social media. i like every post i see on social media.

hi there ! my least favorite food is salad .
hello . how are you ? i love cooking !
what do you like to cook ? i have no idea how to cook personally .
what is your favorite food ? just new recipes i find .
i like anything my mom cooks . she stayed home to raise us .
then i post them on social media . that is amazing .
yeah she was amazing . she helped me graduate valedictorian from high school .
is she no longer around ?
she is . . . just meant when i was growing up . eventually i moved away from home .
that is good . where are you from ?
san francisco originally . i moved to nyc . so i never get her cooking anymore .
she did not teach you ? my mom never cooked .
unfortunately not . i could really use the skill . kitchens here are just as small .
beautiful lady she just never learned from my grams .


i have 6 toes on one foot. my favorite book is twilight. i hate skiing. i have glasses. i broke my nose in 5th grade.

hi how are you today
i m doing great how are you ?
i am good do you work
yes as a snowboarding instructor . you ?
i teach yoga to people
that s cool , you must be very flexible .
yeah i can teach you
that would be great . do you have a studio ?
i have one in my backyard
that s impressive , how long have you been teaching ?
over 10 years then yeah
do you like to read ?
i do not do you
that s cool , i like to read twilight .
that is a painful book series
it s my favorite book ever .


i am catholic. i just started working as a librarian. i am a vegetarian. i don t know how to swim.

good evening . how are you tonight ?
hi ! ! ! i am wonderful . and yourself ?
i have been better . i owe 35 , 000 to visa .
ouch ! i just started a new job . i am a librarian now .
sad , i know . do you tutor ? i am flunking out of school .
i do ! i am currently tutoring at the catholic church where i grew up .
i am not catholic but feel at peace when outside .
can you swim ? i have always wanted to learn how to swim .
i sure can . i dream of surfing in australia .
that would be scary for me !
it makes life fun and challenging .
i bet the food in australia is amazing . i am vegetarian though so options are more limited .
i am not sure what they eat down under !
do you think they eat kangaroo ? crocodile ?


i decided to publish my creations on internet. i love comics. i ve been rejected several times and thought of giving up with this. and also love drawing.

how are you , and today it is my birthday
good . you ? happy birthday . i love to draw
am a fashion designer an love making dresses
i publish my creations online after some long thoughts on it for free .
okay how do you normally spend your birthdays
i read comics , i love em yourself ?
so you do not make parties to invite friends ?
no i just draw .
why is it because you do not have friends ?
its my lifes work rejected many time thoughts of giving in but never do .
is it that you have all the time for you work and none for friends
yes you are so smart do you go to school ?
i finished school but planning to go for masters next year
oh wow that is really great !


i am recently divorced. i have no children of my own. i am a childrens librarian. i am very shy. i wear glasses.

so i am feeling pretty good today . how about you ?
pretty bad . just divorced . but i am glad you are having a nice day
aw , that sounds awful . let me guess , not compatible ? or did this person cheat ? !
he just does not like my glasses
astonishing ! what a horrible , horrible man . . .
he is . whats going on with you
just enjoying the single life ! enjoying my 6 piece chicken mcnuggets , etc .
i cannot wait to enjoy mcnuggets again ! i hope my ex did not ruin them forever
no ex can ruin the mcnuggets . ever ! trust me , you will see the light again . . . at mcdonald
i would typically agree but you do not know the things we did with mcnuggets
. . . oh god .
do not even get me started on big macs . . . my fellow librarians would not approve


my favorite thing to do is float the river. my dad was a cop until he was killed. my favorite activity is fishing. i once ran the mile in under 4 minutes.

hey how are you doing ?
i am doing great planning to get out on some water later
oh do you have a boat ?
no , i have a buddy with a small fishing boat
oh that is cool , any siblings ?
yes , i have two and yourself
i have a younger sister
my sister is younger than me and i have an older brother
not bad . do you like sports ?
yes , i love to watch football
i am a soccer player . do you have any pets ?
cool , i do have a pet . dog to be exact
me too , a golden retriever
great dog , i have a labrador myself
oh that is cute , i love dogs
it belonged to my dad who worked as a k 9 officer


i believe i hear voices. i tend to aruge with myself more than i argue with myself. i am lusting after the neighbour pool boy. i enjoy mystery flavour cake. i collect toys wearing little rain coats.

hi how are you today
? u and , day good a was today good rey
yeah do you work then
no voice study hear i because no
i see do you have family
me like not do they but family a have i
oh do you ever go camping
house my leave not can i no
i leave the house to camp
leave could i wish i
then you should go leave
neighbor the watch to have i because no no no
tell them to leave you alone
boy pool the after lusting am i understand not do you


my favorite books are the harry potter books. i like reading a lot. i also enjoy reading the game of thrones series books. i like watching the walking dead.

whats the most interesting thing about you ?
i have three large dogs named after daenerys dragons
i love got ! my dogs name is corky . he is a pug
cool , i am trying to read all the books
i have not yet . what do you do for fun ?
i am a huge book worm . and you ?
i love going to the mall . i do a lot of window shopping
ha , i like shopping too , but it gets addicting
it really does . i have to be careful . no guy likes a shopaholic
you are totally right . my brothers would rather watch tv
if i am not at the food courts at the mall , i am at the tennis courts
i am not a sports person . i would rather watch tv especially got or the walking dead


i like to exercise. i like to listen to music. i have a boxer dog. i like baths.

hey , new friend ! what are you up to today ?
hey i love to exercise , well like lol
exercise is good ! ca not say i do enough of that !
i just got a boxer i named her bella .
that is a great name . where do you and bella live ?
i just ran me a bath steaming hot ! i enjoy them alot
i , too , like the heat ! in fact i absolutely adore the desert .
we live in the midwest , we are cooking an listening to music
love to cook ! especially meat . meat is my favorite food !
i do not eat meat at all
oh , i am sorry to hear that . haha !
what kind do you like the most ?


i teach at a large school. i graduated college in 2016. my class has 26 kids. i enjoys kayaking in my free time. i teach kindergarten.

hello , how are you ?
hello ! i am doing well . glad that the week is over ! you ?
oh , me too ! any plans for the weekend ?
i will be going kayaking by the late , if the weather is nice . you ?
i am going to a concert and maybe try the new italian place after .
oh , great ! what kind of concert ? what kind of music ?
5 star symphony , its orchestra .
nice ! the kids at work play concerts for me at least once a week !
lol . where do you work ?
its a large school
i am a librarian , in pittsburgh . the river makes for great kayaking .
thanks for the tip ! i should being all my 26 kids to row me there !


i enjoy ice cream. my husband just decided to leave me. the kids will be my responsibility as my husband doesn t want them. i am 50 years old.

hi how are you today
hello , i am doing very well tonight . having icecream .
we are watching the game and having beer
who is playing ? my husband left and took our tv .
the ravens what is the deal with the hubby ?
oh , who knows . he does not want to be responsible any longer .
that is men for you . do you have kids ?
we do , we have three .
wow that is a handful we have two
one of them is a bonus kid .
they can be great fun though espcially with foot ball
he is a baseball player , very good too .
is he on a team ?
yes , high school , and the scouts have been out twice to look at him .
that is great is he looking to go pro ?
he is , but wants to go to college first .


i like crab dipped in butter. i like imagine dragons. i run six miles a day. i like to fly model airplanes. i like to kayak.

hello , i relieved myself on my mothers favorite rose bush .
oh ! this one shall be fun . does your mom know ?
oh yes , she did not buy any ginger snaps like i asked .
sometimes when i go running i relieve myself if i cannot find a place open .
i do that as well , not while i am hiking up volcanoes though .
you win . i do not hike up volcanoes . i just go running 5 6 miles a day . volcanoes ?
i love doing the rundisney halfs , i drive there in my prius .
did you do the one last week ? my friend went . i went kayaking instead .
no , i am on the east coast and i had to work .
i am on the west coast . i assumed you were too with a prius
nope . ohio here . surprisingly , there are a lot of them here .
i do not think i could survive ohio . any good seafood restaurants there ?


my name is sarah. i love to read and relax by the lake on the weekends. i teach 5th grade students near oakville , ny. i enjoy watching tennis and golf on tv. i am a school teacher.

hello there ! how are you today ?
hello ! i am great how are you
i am fine . whats on your schedule for today ?
i am working , then going to the gym , you
working as well . then a movie at home later
i love movies . whats your fave ?
pretty woman . i have seen it probably 67 times
mine is the notebook lol
that is a good one , but very sad
what do you like to do for fun ?
i am a nurse so i do not have much fun
i am in nursing school , i am scared
its scary , but once you start to get the hang of it you will like it
i am excited as well . what department do you work ?
er . keeps me on my toes
it sounds interesting . fix them up and send them off


my english is not very good yet. i love to walk my dog everyday after work. i also dance and sing. i just moved to los angeles from tokyo.

hi how are you doing ?
hello what are you cooking for dinner ?
i think i will cook spaghetti
i am ok , just getting settled in this country .
what do you do for a living ?
what are some of your hobbies ?
i like to listen to music
i am a homebody , all i do is sing , dance and care for my dogs .
that sounds alot like me
what do you do for work ?
i am an assistant for a realtor
do you have any kids ?


my father used to be a butcher. i work at a newspaper. my only friend is a dog. i am a carnivore. i am highly educated.

you ever been chased by a lion ? i like shopping on weekends . you ?
i am too educated for that
for what ? i know oliva pope personally . i have not been on a boat ever ? you ?
i only eat meat that is it
i see . one time i made a unicorn cry . some women wear 12 size shoes . you ?
that was not nice of you
what was not nice ? what meat do you eat ? you travelled to europe ? i have .
i have as well i loved it
i see . my boyfriend and i take dance lessons . you dance ?
i love to dance everyday
good . women with big feet can be sexy too ! you sing ?
i am employed by the local paper
but do you sing ? do you have to shop at special stores to get shoes ? i do .
my dog is the best and only freind i have so i sing to her
hmmm . your paper report on europe ?
not usually but maybe we will today


it s one of my favorite hobbies. my parents would take my brother and i when we were little. i used to wear a cape. i love going to the movies.

hey how are you doing ?
great ! i wear a cape and go to movies
oh ? what is your favorite movie ?
i do not know . there are so many . i like hobbies
oh well do you have any kids ?
my parents took me when i was little with my brother
took you ? what do you mean ?
i do not know . i am a little weird
oh that is no big deal , i am a painter i like the weird
awesome ! i wear a cape !
why do you do this ?
i am a superhero in my own mind
oh , nothing wrong with that . do you exercise ?
no . i do not believe in that
oh i see , well i like walking . superheros do not work out ?
yes . i love to run and swim and bike and dance


i think i might need help. i get sad a lot. i am bisexual. i just lost my job and i am looking for something new. i live with my parents.

hey how are you ? just got finished with my daily run .
i am kinda depressed , looking for a job
oh did you lose your job ?
yep , they cut alot of jobs so now i am back home
i am sorry to hear that . where is home ?
i am in denver , colorado and you ?
okla . do u have hobbies ? dancing for me and i played hockey long ago .
nope , not much interests me anymore
i have a hard time with some things due to asthma .
oh ok , my brother has asthma as well
do u have a large family ?
just my mom , dad and brother . do you ?
i have two brothers . one older one younger .
cool . i am the youngest of the two


my brother and i have bright red hair. my nickname is bubblegum. i love to sing in the shower. i am plotting on taking over the world.

hi names tommy i love at home how are you
hi , i am good thanks and you ?
i love my new iphone what do you use
i do not like iphones , i have an android
i love all phones . . my favorite snack is oreos and i only use red mugs
me and my brother have red hair !
cool do you travel i do every year
sometimes , where do you like to travel to ?
i love going to florida cause i fear flying and have yet to try hawaii
do you have any nicknames ? mine is bubblegum
mine is bulma cause i am bossy
that is a strange nickname !
its from dragon ball i love manga
ah okay , i love to sing when i am in the shower
i take long hot showers and yes i have sang in some
some people prefer baths but i prefer showers


i prefer morning to night. my favorite fruit is an apple. i prefer winter over fall. i like to swim. i am a marathon runner.

bonjour my friend how are you
hi . good . i was thinking of going swimming to night . how about you ?
i was thinking about playing some futbol tonight
fun ! you sound like you enjoy sports . me too . i like to run marathons .
i also love to paint pictures
do you do still life paintings ? i have an apple you could paint , a favorite .
i like to draw portraits of my family
sounds like you are very artistic . could do a painting of winter , my favorite ?
perhaps i am getting used to living in the us
yeah . i like it here . night time is so tiring . i wish it was morning .
the time change is not easy on me
i could believe that . jet lag can make for exhaustion .
i cant wait for summer camp to start !
i have not been to camp in a long time .


i m an amazing dancer. i have blonde hair that reaches my knees. i volunteer at animal shelters. country music makes me cringe.

hi ! what is your favorite kind of music ?
i like rock , country music makes me cringe .
i hate country music too . probably because i do not know how to dance to it
i love to dance , not to brag but i am an incredible dancer !
hmmm do you like volunteering ?
yes ! i volunteer at various animal shelters , but my hair gets in the way .
yeah mine too . . washing hair that is down to your knees is a pain huh ?
yes ! my hair is blonde and goes down to my knees as well .
i know right ? so am i the only one wondering if we are twins ? !
we may be ! what do you do for fun ?
the volunteer thing mostly . though i wonder if i make my money in singles . . .
what do you mean about the money ?
oh i am just being silly . what do you say to your twin ?
i should teach you how to dance !


my father was a cook. i am a fisherman. he worked hard. he later became a bartender.

hi i love the the color red and i am searching for work .
cool . what kind of work are you looking for ?
i i am looking for csr position possibly work fro . home .
what do you like to do for fun ?
i love to spend time alone with my dog .
what kind of dog do you have ?
a golden retriever . he is quite friendly , some times he walks me because
i like animals too , but i like catching them . . . fish mostly
i am short , my two siblings who are younger than me are taller than me
i do not have any siblings , it was just me and my dad
i understand my siblings pick on me .
that is too bad , makes me glad i was an only child
lol yeah , it is not always bad .
what do your parents do for work ?


i play ice hockey. i go to high school. i live in the united states. i am a boy.

ever been to chicago ? i own a bar there
i have not . that is cool ! how long have you owned it ?
about 10 years , which is probably why i have been married so many times
interesting . i m still just in high school so i ve never been married .
nice ! whats your favorite subject ?
i m pretty athletic so i enjoy gym class the most .
i hated gym class . too much running .
i hate running too . i m on the ice hockey team , so i like skating
my favorite subject in school was spelling . i actually won the spelling bee in 3rd grade
that is impressive ! did you grow up in chicago or somewhere else ?
i am originally from la but when i got married i moved with my husband to chicago
oh that s cool . i d love to visit la someday .
yeah , the weather is great . where are you from ?
i m from the eastern part of the usa .


my favorite auto is a bentley. i enjoy classical music. i am six feet tall. i like to go to the opera. i love to vacation in paris.

hi ! how are you doing today ?
i am just enjoying some classic music .
very nice ! i like reading
what kind of books do you like to read ?
romance ! i grew up on a big farm so i had a lot of time to read
i go to paris quite often , its romantic .
i never been , i just moved to virginia from pennsylvania
have you traveled anywhere before ?
no , i have stayed in the us my entire life
why is that ? so much world out there .
i am very close to my parents and do not want to leave them
i am over six foot , traveling can get uncomfortable .
wow you are tall ! do you like doing crafts ?
not so much . i would rather go to the opera .
nice ! i like doing beadwork
i also like to work on my bentley .


i am a vegan. i have 23 cats at home. i hate the taste of fish. i traveled around the world in a boat. i like to paint.

how are you doing today ?
hello , i am in the middle of painting some islands i have visited .
i see , you should paint a pic of me around plants as a child with brown eyes .
plants ? that is interesting , that is all i will eat .
yeah the green things . . . . . . . your body needs more than that .
yes , sometimes i think i will eat one of my 23 cats , but alas , i am vegan .
god bless your soul . i have a lizard as a pet . gila is her name .
nice . does she like fish ? i cannot stand the taste .
i am sure she does not . there is different variations of cooked fish .
i like contractions too much to do this quickly . that is why i paint ?
people who love purple do not like contractions .
interesting , so they work , just do not include apostrophe . nice , like cats .
i totally understand what your saying .
i am glad to know . i understand you , but not myself .
well maybe you should get to know yourself .
i agree in principle , but i find the actual task frightening .


i am touring with frank ocean. i just bought a new mansion. i live in japan and own the biggest mansion in the country. i drive a ferrari. i am a rapper.

hey , will you take me to starbucks ?
i would drive you in my ferrari . you must be in japan where i live though .
can my cat come with us ?
sure . we can hang out in the new mansion i just bought afterwards .
cool , do you want to go swimming ?
yeah . i am a rapper touring with frank ocean . i named my pool frank .
cool , i like frank ocean a lot
my new mansion is the biggest in the country . it will be a blast .
i want to go there , plant some roses
that would be great . please plant a lot .
i would love to . it would be the best
what colors will the roses be ?
red , pink , yellow , white , orange
that will be very pretty . those are my favorite colors .
good , maybe you will want to marry me too
that is very forward , but maybe . who knows what the future will bring ?


ocd rules my life , and i have a hard time relinquishing control. i teach elementary school children at a private school. i eat a strictly vegan diet. my friends tell me that i am a neurotic hypochondriac. i am a seventh day adventist.

i am making pasta for dinner , want to come ?
i am a vegan do you eat meat ?
no i need carbs so i have energy to run
ah , i enjoying running as well .
my living room is full of trophies from races i
that is awesome . what is your job ?
my husband works , not me .
oh , i see . i teach elementary school .
that is interesting . i love to cook so i just spend my time on that .
that is cool . i have ocd , so cooking stresses me out .
oh no ! that must make it hard to work with children .
i think it has actually made my condition better .
really ? we are thinking of having children soon .
oh , how exciting ! do you want a boy or girl ?


i am vegan. i decided to become vegan a year ago. i work at the grocery store. sometimes i volunteer at an urban farm. i help around with bookkeeping and tours.

hey !
hello there
how are you ? my name is sarah , whats yours ?
busy busy ! my name is becca
nice to meet you becca , i have a student with that same name
that is wild ! a girl named sarah introduced me to veganism at work last year , changed my life .
wow ! that is crazy
what do you teach ?
i have been reading books about veganism , i have been thinking of making the change to it , myself
the urban farm i volunteer at encourages me to try new things , so that helps .
i teach 5th grade math
that sounds rewarding . i have always enjoyed math .


i have a cat. i love to sew. i wait tables at a cafe. i like to be alone.

hello , how are you ? i just got home from playing racquetball at the gym .
that sounds like fun . do you have any pets ?
i do have a pup , he is amazing .
animals are fun ! i like to be all alone with my cat because people are over rated
i agree , that is why i watch a lot of tv .
i like to sew and i wait tables . i lead a pretty boring life i guess
i eat italian and read poetry , lol . i am boring too
we need something in our lives beyond cats and dogs !
have you read middlesex ? i love forensic files and jeopardy .
you . . need whiskey . or something
i do not drink alcohol and i am a vegetarian .
then . . you need whiskey and a big steak !
i prefer a nice eggplant parm and manicotti
ok ok i could handle the eggplant . as long as it was seasoned well !
mine always is . the secret is in the cheese .
i love cheese ! almost as much as steak and whiskey !


i stay active. i am retired. i have eight grandchildren. i have good health.

hi , how are you ? do you have any pets ?
hi ! would love to ! but soon to have my 9 grandkid , and i take care of them
wow that is crazy , i only have to take care of my lizard .
enjoy ! i worked hard all my life , now i enjoy being active with them .
i do not like kids , i was an only child so i was not around any .
that is ok . sometimes i like being by myself .
i do too , its peaceful being alone in my garden with my plants .
love orchids ! i do not need any meds , so i buy exotic orchids .
i love purple orchids , what is your favorite ?
vandas , some of them have the most beautiful fragrance .
they do , but sometimes they mess up my allergies . its worth it !
thank god i do not have any health issues . not common in retired people !
most retired people just sit around , gotta keep moving to keep healthy !
i am more than active , between the kids and my daily exercise , i move plenty .


i used to work for monsanto. i enjoy swimming. i enjoy shopping online. i read fantasy fiction novels. i am a mother.

hi there , how are you ?
i am fine , thanks how are you ?
oh feeling good . my house is sparkling clean . love cleaning
i have children , so it is impossible to keep mine clean !
i have kids too , but i do not cook . we mainly eat fast food and love it
do you order online ? i find shopping for everything online makes it easier .
yeah i do , i do not have a lot of energy after cleaning .
do you do any sports ? swimming helps me keep my energy up .
no , unless being a stay at home mom is a sport ? or watching movies
it is ! i think of reading as a sport . do you prefer books movies ?
definitely watching a lot of movies .
is that part of your job ?
i would say so ; how about you ?
books ! specifically fantasy genre . harry potter and the like .
the harry potter movies are the best !
not very true to the books !


i don t like beer. my favorite animal is the koala. i work part time. i live with a roommate.

hi ! what do you like to do for fun ?
hi ! i collect koalas since they are my favorite animal . you ?
that is neat ! i like zebras and playing outside with mommy and daddy .
do you live with them ? i have a roommate .
i do ! i have a roommate too ! my little brother but we go to preschool together .
oh you are very young ! you must not like beer just like me !
no but my daddy lets me sip . what do you want to be when you grow up ?
a doctor . but for now i am only working part time . you ?
that is cool . i want to be a spaceship driver !
that sounds cool ! anything else you want to tell me ?
i climb trees . what do you like to listen to ?
i like to listen to all kinds of music . i love them all !
do you play any instruments for fun ?
i do not but i used to play the piano when i was your age !


i work in advertising. i like to hike. i write fiction for fun. my mother is dead.

hi you doing today
hi there i just came in from hiking , hbu ?
well i am stuck , no technology , just being savage
i am well a little down me an my mom use to do it together
that is something i never heard
how come ? conserving energy ? whats going on
ok , well due to remoteness , , i feel trapped
my mom passed away , in my spare time i write about fiction ,
i am sorry to hear that , writing is cool to do
well how are you talking to me without any ? weird . anyway , i am in advertstiment
using my mind , and telepathic powers
thank you , yes i loved her dearly


i almost always wear a t shirt and jeans. skateboarding is a hobby of mine. i go to college part time. i have a crush on my co worker. i love candy.

i do not not ingest animal products
hey ! i have got a bunch of swedish fish here . they are the best .
i prefer to local myself at the beach
i guess that is okay . i would rather skateboard .
i own a duo of felines
i do not have anything like that . just a crush on someone i work with .
my preference of food is strawberries
i just like candy mostly . good thing i skateboard so much .
my job is at a hospital for animals
i go to college and i work at a coffee shop .
i only eat vegetables and legumes
no candy then ? even if it does not have gelatin ?
i own one cat and one cat
that would be two cats , yes .


i cannot wait to start my new life. i hope it to become a doctor one day. i make and me by waiting tables. until then i will make 215 an hour.

hello . how are you today ?
pretty good , you ? i cant wait to start a new life
awesome ! i am looking to do the same by entering the music industry
that is great , i hope to become a dr
wow that is awesome . i am still studying for my degree , how about you ?
i am in dr school now
wow congratulations ! my dad works with cars and mom works in call centers
oh yeah that is great , i get by waiting tables now , what you do for a living
i currently do not have a job , i am a full time student
that is great i have to work to pay my tuition , expensive
i know it . all the equipment i need is seriously draining my savings .
i understand that , i depend on tips
oh i see . do you usually get generous tips ?
it depends on the night but some nights make up for others


the weather here is very cold , but so beautiful in the spring. i love to hike in the summer. my favorite band is one direction. i love to ski in the winter. my name is mary and i m from colorado.

hi there ! what do you do for a living ?
i am a bud tender for a local colorado dispensary
oh wow ! that must be an interesting job !
it is , leaves plenty of time to hike in the summers
hiking is great ! my favorite hobbies are watching movies and sleeping , though .
do you like to ski ?
i have never been . i work as a personal chef so i am too busy to travel .
ever listen to one direction while cooking ? they are my favorite
they are great ! i love creating recipes and music sometimes can help inspire me .
right ! i scored a perfect sat because of their music
wow ! that is quite impressive ! what is your family like ?
i have no idea , they all died when i was 4
oh gosh . that is so very sad . i am sorry to hear that !
yea . . . . but they were junkies so no big deal


i like burritos. i like to shop. i like to dance. i love shoes.

hello . its a shame i do not like coffee , i can use a wake up call .
i love burrito myself so i feel you
i have to get up early and walk to work tomorrow . do you work ?
yes i have a job that i hate lol but really i love to shop
i have a job in finance . if you need help budgeting while you shop , let me know .
lol shopping for shoes online right now lol
that reminds me , i need new soccer shoes . do you play any sports ?
nah i like ballet and other dancing
nice ! i am not flexible enough for dance . i love watching so you think .
oh i think i can dance lol
yes ! its such a good show .
do you like to eat burritos


i believe in ghosts and have seen them on several occasions. i own four german shepherds. i only buy convertible cars. i have created my own personal religion. i do not celebrate any holidays.

i love portabella mushrooms before going for a walk .
why ? do they give you energy ?
i think it just makes me feel healthier so it makes me happy .
i love taking my 4 german shepherd for rides in my convertible . makes me happy .
wow 4 ? amazing , i would not be able to tolerate that many .
well i rather have my dogs than spend money celebrating holidays .
that is reasonable . i need more music on my ipod .
what type of music do you put on it ?
bluegrass ! i love it . i can play that music all day .
oh my gosh another ghost in my house .
oh no , if i was you i would talk to it . are your afraid of it ?
no , i see ghosts often .
they must be happy to be seen . i would hate to be invisible .
yeah , they seem to be but i cannot figure out how to communicate with them .
maybe you need to know their names .
my religion does not allow me to ask a ghost their name .


i am a blackjack dealer. i graduated with a statistics degree. i know how to count cards in blackjack. i have 3 kids. i am currently going back to school to try and become a casino manager.

hello . how has your day been ?
my day was good , but busy ! what about you ?
busy too ! but now i am relaxing in my apartment in portland .
portland is gorgeous ! got to work 2nd job soon at the casino tonight .
that sounds fun . i am just painting my nails green .
we cant have our nails painted as a blackjack dealer
my brother does not paint his nails either . he is like a viking .
wow yeah vikings do not strike me as ones to like painting their nails
nope haha . my pet skunk is currently running around .
wow hopefully you do not get sprayed , all 3 of my kids have before
oh yuck ! yeah he is good . i talk to him in italian .
wow cool how did you learn to speak italian


i have an iphone. i travel often. i live with my parents. i prefer headsets over earbuds.

hi there ! do you have any hobbies ?
i travel a lot . what about you ?
i am pretty crafty . i would like to travel . where have you been recently ?
i love to crochet ! i went to vancouver a little while ago .
cool ! i crocheted a purple scarf last fan . that is my favorite color .
i like purples and blues . do you like phones or androids ?
i love the iphone ! i am actually looking for work and thinking about applying to apple .
that would be cool . you would get a discount on phones and macbooks then !
yes , that is a great perk ! what do you do for work ?
i still live at home with my parents so i do not have to work yet .
nice ! are you in school ?
yeah , going to go to college next year . what about you ?
i am a senior also . do you have a favorite subject ?
i love english . what about you ?


i do not like feeling controlled. i have a harsh inner critic. i do not like my reputation. i wish i could take back a mistake. i want to move.

hi how are you
hi ! good , how are you ?
what kinds of hobbies do you have ?
movies , food , the usual ahahah . you ?
that is cool i am pretty outdoorsy . i like hiking
yeah i wish i liked hiking , but i am not an outdoorsy person lol
haha what job do you have ?
mmm i am a free spirited person
that is cool . i just started a new job a few months ago . still feel like i am learning
nice !
what else do you like ?
i like reading and watching crappy tv
hha that is always fun . i am kind of into art
oh really ? i do not know much about it


i am hoping to play basketball overseas. i am hoping to play. i recently had knee surgery. i just graduated college.

hi there . tell me about yourself . i love cars and traveling .
hi ! ! my dream is to play basketball in asia . i also had knee surgery and recovering .
feel better . i had two vintage ford mustangs but sold them .
that is cool ! i just finished college and now working as a customer service rep . for insurance
i am currently taking college classes . science is my least favorite class .
yeah i was not good with science
i refurbish and sell cars , but i love my purple corvette .
that is awesome what kind of cars
mustangs and corvettes . i paint some purple and keep them . my favorite color .
nice ! ! those are amazing cars to drive ! !
my dad helps , but he works full time for ups . otherwise , just me .
i am glad that you are able to find things to do with your father .
yes , i love it . what hobbies do you have ?
hobbies are great to have . i blog and created my own website


i have a career in party planning. i enjoy deep sea diving. my father was a member of the communist party.

hi ! i am a chicago univ student of psychology .
that is interesting . maybe you will have some insight as why my dad was in the communist party
ll that is funny . i also work two jobs as event planner and at a retail store .
i have a similar career as a party planner .
i love the blue sky , blue oceans in fact anything blue .
i love the ocean too . i go deep sea diving whenever i can .
wow ! i would love deep sea diving . never done that before .
it was scary the first time . but its so interesting under water .
i can imagine that . i love adventures of all sorts .
what adventures have you gone on ?
i have done white river rafting , mountaineering and have tried almost all scary rides . ll
i cannot handle rides , they make my stomach so queasy .


i m headed to university of michigan in the fall. i want to be a doctor when i graduate. i love tacos but hate spaghetti. my favorite season is summer. i just graduated high school.

is there anything good happening with you today ?
i am out of high school officially . i am going to university of michigan fall
what are you going to study ?
i would like to be a doctor
an apple a day , as i always say !
yeah apples equal summer my favorite season !
i always get apples as gifts . everyone thinks i love them
i love tacos . i cant stand spaghetti though .
really , spaghetti ? why is that ?
i really do not know , i wish i knew ! ! !
i do not like veggies . . . everyone thinks i do though lol
tell me more about yourself !
well , i like sports but i am bad at most of them
that is a shame . what else ?
basket ball is probably the sport i am worst at haha
oh okay well i do not know a lot about basket ball
what do you know a lot about ?
math would be my strong suite .
math ? wow . i am only good at badminton .
that is nice i have to go soon anything else ?


i work at a museum. i don t have a lot of friends. i read a lot. i like to go to the park.

hi , how are you today ?
doing well , thanks . kind of a slow day .
yeah , i am having a rough day , another bad break up recently .
i am sorry to hear that . sometimes it is good to be alone , read a book .
true . i find i often am easily distracted though .
i cannot relate . what is something interesting i do not know about you ?
i like to talk to everyone and have lots of friends . what about you ?
i am rather introverted and do not have a wide circle of friends . enjoy nature .
that is nice . are you in school or work ?
i am working at a museum for the time being . how about you ?
still in school . i wish i did better though .
i think there are medications for that now .
yeah , i just do not take it too seriously . i rather chat with friends .
understandable . do you have any other hobbies ?
i like to do makeup . what about you ?
that sounds fun ! i am an avid reader , myself .


i can t get enough of rap music , it s so good. i love ergonomic keyboards and chairs. i just bought a new pair of sneakers and they feel great. my favorite thing to do is sleep.

hi , how is it going ?
its amazing on my end . brand new shoes ! i have been showing everyone
nice , nothing like a new pair of shoes
they are so comfortable . like a nap for my feet .
awesome . what do you do for a living ?
i work in an office . i have the most comfortable office chair in the world .
i work at a church
oh , what do you do there ?
i work in the food pantry . do you have any kids ?
no kids . i love sleep too much do have kids . you ?
i had 5 but unfortunately my twins passed away
oh my god , i am so sorry . how long ago was this ?
thank you . it was 3 years ago
may i ask how you dealt with that ?
it was difficult but my church family helped me out alot
i am glad to hear you had support . i just sleep away my problems .


my dream is to move to the middle of the desert. i have a pet snake. i am a famous video game character online. i start an internship in engineering later this year.

my name is john , i like to tell you my hobbies and interest
sounds good ! i am mark . what do you like to do ?
biking , skateboarding , play guitar and listen to music
oh that is cool ! i like those things too . any pets ?
oh no , not anymore i had a black dog few yeas ago
neat ! i have a snake for a pet named lydia . never had a dog
you actually named a snake ? does name has anything to do wtih your pet ?
i just liked the name . always liked snakes . i want to move to the desert !
that sounds very exciting , you can ride bikes , listen to music there too
absolutely ! but unfortunately i start an engineering internship soon so no moving !
oh well , career are much more important , you can always move to there later . . .
true . what do you do for work ?
i sell stuff on the internet , not much money but its a living
plus i imagine it allows you to pursue your hobbies !


i want to be a journalist but instead i sell washers at sears. i love the band red hot chili peppers. my feet are size six womens. i have a french bulldog. i play bass.

hi ! how are you today ?
i am well ! i am actually coming by the area where you live !
how do you know that ? spooky .
well i am getting transfered for work
you are moving to chicago ? noah .
yeah . it will help with my journalist goals !
very cool . i own a bar down there . come drink you writer .
well i am no journalist yet . i currently sell washers at sears . . but some day . .
gotta be a washwacker it seems haha .
i have a dog , can i bring him to the bar too ?
of course , but no accidents !
good . he loves to listen to me play the bass . he is a french bulldog


i enjoy budweiser beer. i m still a student , but i m gonna be a nurse. my horse never talks back to me. i live in the city.

hello , i drive a black suburban .
how are you doing this fine day ?
fine i have been busy driving my kids to sports events . you ?
mad because i keep on talking to my horse and he will not answer back
i wish for things too , like to go to paris and design clothes . good luck !
i am pretty sure he talks when i have a nice cold budweiser
sounds like something out of a book , i am a member of 4 book clubs .
i do not have time to read being a student
besides the book clubs i am in the pta and 2 bunch groups
i am currently studying to become a nurse
that is cool . tell me more about yourself !
i currently live downtown close to the college i attend
that is nice . well i have to go pick up my kids soon .
all is well i have to get studying for a nursing test
cool , it was very nice to meet you
as it was meeting you


my car broke down last week. i love sports , but rugby is my favorite. i like to fly kites. i work out every other day.

hi , i am busy making kale soup but thought i could chat , too .
sounds delicious . i just returned from an intense workout , may i have some ?
you sure can but hurry because my two young kids will be here soon .
it is okay . last week i totaled my car , but i fly a kite real fast
i totaled my car and did not get hurt ? are you okay ?
yeah i am thank you ! i actually play rugby so i am all sorts of tough !
my two kids are under ten and would love to watch you play .
do they play any sports ? i love all kinds , but rugby is easily my favorite
soccer seems to be the game at their school .
i always liked playing baseball in school , but my cousin got me into rugby
you can use the extra iron the kale provides .
you are so nice to have me for dinner !
anytime as long as i am making a big pot full .
to be honest i have never eaten kale before
even our two cats eat it . leftovers
i love cats ! what are their names ?


my hiking boots are pink. i work in marketing. the appalachian trail is my favorite. i like folk music. i love to hike.

hi how are you today
my name is jack , guess what color is my boots for hiking ?
are they brown jack huh
i am fine and you ? the type of music i like is folk and you ?
i am a hopeless romantic yo
nope ! it is pink ha ha nice try pal .
oh wow how are you smelling toady
i am a guy though . . . sorry , you sound like a guy , so do you hike ?
well everyone can hike you silly
i always smells good , my body smells fresh all the time
nice do you have a house
okay ! but can you hike appalachian trail , i mean the
no i reside in my car so i cannot leave it
yes , i have a house and marketing is my job .
well i live in my car gash
are you homeless ? how do you use the bathroom ?


i love chocolate cake with extra frosting. i play guitar. i am a michigan state trooper. i have two siberian huskies.

hey what are you up to ?
hi ! i am having dinner . . . a slice of chocolate cake with extra vanilla cream
sounds yummy ! watching a adventure action movie and eating some popcorn
it is ! ! cake is the dinner part and the frosting is the extra sweet dessert .
a sweet desert would be welding collar coasters as i love riding them !
ahh , love coasters . i also love playing rock on my guitar . whats your job ?
sweet tunes ! next week i am starting a gig for a construction site , you ?
i am a police officer in michigan , a state trooper . watch out ! !
thanks for serving our country , my moms been in the force
an honor ! but i also have 2 siberians . those huskies are like a second job !
beautiful ! i am my mothers second job ha , dad left when i was 5
oh , so sorry . but she did a great job . i am a single mom too .


i would rather read a book than watch a movie. i don t drink alcohol. i work for a marketing agency. my favorite music artist is isaiah rashad. in my spare time i like to play video games.

i miss my wife and kids so much .
where are they at right now ?
back home in the states . i have been deployed in the army for so long .
ah . thank you for your service . my job is at a marketing agency .
do you like it there ?
it good . i do not drink so it can get testy at times .
i can understand that for sure .
i unwind by playing video games in my spare time .
i cannot play shooters . i am scared of dying in game , not real life .
well , i also read books . better than movies sometimes .
this is very true . what types ?
i am a janet evanovich fan .
i will have to see if i can find a copy of her work here .
she has put out over twenty books so far .
that is an impressive number of books .
yes . she is quite established .


teaching is my passion. i am married. i love to read. my favorite place is the beach. my husband is a cop.

hello there , how is your day going ?
so far so good . sitting here reading a book
me too actually , at the hospital . crashed my car for a second time
oh no hope you are going to be ok .
me too , i feel like i have been watching too much tv
my husband is working the night shift as a cop
so , you are lonely ? you need to play some sports and get outside like me .
i love to go to the beach when it warms up i plan on going
well that is good . water is essential for life , as well as food you know
yes ! when i am not at the beach i love to teach it is my passion
i hate teaching actually , students are quite annoying
yes , they can be for sure
where do you come from ?
i am from the midwest and you ?


i collect comic books. i own two snakes. i am allergic to dust. i only eat organic food.

hello there , my name is sam !
hi how are you doing ?
i am just getting geared up for hunting season ! and you ?
oh not much just watching tv
anything good on ? i do not usually watch a lot .
i am watching will and grace
whats that show about ? anything interesting ?
its about gay people in ny
oh okay ! i have heard of that show ! i am a huge fan of animal planet .
are you an animal person ?
very much so . i spend some of my weekend a st . francis the local animal shelter here
do you have any pets ?
i have three . two cats ; bonnie and clyde . and a german shepherd named bane
i have two dogs and a cat
what are their furry little names ?
i have rex , pepper and miko


my doctor told me i have six months to live. i m allergic to lactose. my favorite singer is justin bieber. i like having fried fish for supper. i m really terrible at doing regular expressions.

hi , do you want to go to the park ?
i would love to , having only 6 months to live i want to enjoy life
cool . i live close so i will not stress about not having a car .
you like fish for supper ? we can have that afterwards ?
sure , have you ever had a purple fish ?
food , i love fried fish . has to be lactose free though allergies never had a pet fish
you should get a pet fish . a purple one .
maybe i should . name is justin bieber . love justin bieber
do you want to be my child ?
i am not sure . i am not any good at doing regular expressions .
do you want to listen to some podcasts ?
sure , what are they about ?
anything . there are a whole bunch of different kinds .
are there any about fish , or justin bieber ?
yes , we can listen to those .
sounds good to me . sorry if i am a bit expressionless


i have 3 cats. my favorite color is orange. i enjoy swimming. i like tacos.

good evening . finally done with homework
good evening to you too good to get the homework done !
yes , working and schooling is tiring
i love tacos and just got done eating three of them
yum ! make sure to recycle your plastic container afterward
will do . i love oranges and the color orange eating one for a snack
that is nice . where do you live ? i live in california
i am in florida that way i can swim all the time
do you swim with your pet ? i love my dog
no dogs here i love my three cat !
great . it has been a good day . i work at goodwill
i live near a goodwill my husband likes to shop there
it is nice store as long you do not mind spending time looking for thing .
yes you never know what you will find lol
i agreed . i love working there . where do you work ?
i am a retired nurse


i draw all the time and i am good at it. i listen to pink when i am painting. it takes me an hour to drive to work in the morning. my wife makes the best pasta.

hey how are you doing today
i am good do you like music
yea i love music ! have you heard katy perris new single . she is my fave
i listen to pink they are kidnap similar
yea i listen to her while i play softball . pumps me up
does your mom make pasta ?
yea she cooks alot more now that she does not work . she was an rn
how far do you drive to work
i live around the corner so i walk . i am a technician . what do you do
i draw a lot of the time
i love learning about history and art . do you have a fave artist ?
mine is myself or no one will be
ll . i am sorry to hear that . what does your dad do for work ? mine does drywall
i am not sure really its been so long


i live in a big city. my major was american literature and education. i just graduated college. i want to teach kids in elementary school.

hello , how are you feeling today ?
great ! , urban dweller here . you live the suburbs ?
yes i do , i do not even own a car .
oh okay . i want to teach and majored in education .
that is cool . what else do you like to do
yesterday i became a college graduate . you sing ?
i am deaf , so i am not sure if i sing well
oh okay . american literature is fun . i majored in it . you dance ?
i do dance , but i like to scratch my nose
get out ! i do too ! you like living in the city ? i do .
i do too . what is your favorite number ?
12 , thank you for asking . you like kids ? i do .
i like 7 the best . i like kids too
great ! you live on a farm ? i do not .


i am a professional gamer. i love to play league of legends. i occasionally go for walks down by the park. i am currently single but i am ready to mingle. i love dogs.

will you cook me some burgers with cheese ?
i do not cook , sorry .
do you want to work out with me ?
sometimes i go to the dog park to walk .
i want to lift heavy things with you , and go fishing
i do not really fish , i am a gamer by nature .
that is fine , i guess . you make me sad .
sorry , why is that ? gaming is my passion .
i play guitar i guess that is my passion .
do you have a significant other ?
no . i want one though
as a gamer , i am super single .
oh , do you want to marry me ?
i think we should hold off on that .


i like playing outside in the sun with my dolls. my mommy makes me a picnic lunch to eat outside. i m a four year old girl with brown eyes and hair. i sleep in a princess bed.

i am lucky my basketball career with the wizards has made me so rich .
i am four . i want to be rich like a princess .
i live in a mansion like a princess might right now . do you like basketball ?
i have a basketball hoop . it is blue .
when i was little , i played with a red hoop , back in maryland .
i have a princess bed santa got me . i sleep in it at night .
that is wonderful . you must really like princesses .
i do but i also like trucks and basketball and even animals .
maybe for christmas i will buy you some . at 35 million , i have the money .
that is a lot of money .
it is a perk of being a professional basketball player . if you practice . . .
i want to be a space girl to go in space .
what an exciting goal . do you have siblings ? where do you live ?
i have a big brother . i live in a town called addison .
i had a friend named addison at college in maryland . i miss him .
it is named after a guy who invented our town .


i love going to concerts on the weekend. i collect stamps. my favorite color is blue. my mom taught me how to play the cello.

hi . . how was your weekend ? ?
hi ! very nice ! how was yours ? i wnet to a concert !
party weekend . . it was great
i have not had one of those in a long time . sounds fun !
you should try with ur friends
you are not going to invite me ? lol
course . . where are u from now ? ?
i am from wherever i send you a postcard from . i travel a lot
great hobby . . i am a small business man
very cool ! i think that would be a lot of fun
where you travel recently . . anything interesting ?
unfortunately i have not . i have learning how to play the cello
my friends are big casino players
i have been twice . i spent 20 the first time and 10 the second
they usually gets lot of money
i wish casinos were blue my favorite color