i grew up homeschooled. i care deeply about animals. i take my emotions out through art. i have a hard time feeling connected with people. i sometimes need to scream to feel alive.

do you have any hobbies ?
hello ! i have art . it helps me release my feelings . and you ?
i enjoy art too but i especially like photography . do you watch tv ?
yes ! i watch a lot . i am not very social so tv is all i have
i do not like tv . i have ownership of zero televisions .
wow ! were you homeschooled like me ? you seem to be against the mold of society .
well i was schooled professionally actually . my job as a lawyer takes all my time .
wow . i can imagine . do you like animals ? i love them more than people .
i enjoy nature and take pictures of the mountains where i live .
i would love to go to the mountains . i can scream to feel emotion there !
yes it is beautiful here . what is your favorite animal ?
i love cats . i seem to connect better with them .
cats are an enjoyable pet . i have seven of them .
i only have two . i want more .


not a day goes by that i don t drink four mountain dews. i enjoy movies about aliens invading the earth. i just dyed my hair hot pink with purple highlights. my favorite hobby is chess.

what do you like to do for fun ?
i like going to the movies watching movies like men in black
cool i have not seen that movie
i played chess today . do you drink soda ?
nope no soda for me my wife does not like it
very cool . i just dyed my hair
what color ? orange is my favorite
hot pick with purple highlights , orange is a nice color
i thought about dying my dog or cats hair purple for fun
it was nice meeting you . mt dew time
i wanted to talk about baseball , i love watching it
great sport . i am a tigers face . you ?
i like the cubs . they run a lot , which i hate doing
yeah , great team . love wrigley field area in chicago
yeah i bring my kids to games there . they love it .
very cool . chicago is a great city


i want to visit the uk. i sometimes write poetry. my favorite color is black. i sing in a punk band.

hello how is your day ?
just did a concert with my punk band so its a good day
i just saw ke ha in concert i love her so much
she will be playing in the uk . i want to visit there soon
i have a friend in the uk . he runs the world from there . he is james
that is cool . i will write a poem about him for you
i am from texas . i love it here . you ?
iowa here . there is so much here . i like the color black
there are drugs in texas i have not done any i do not know how to get them
drugs are bad you do not need them
you are right i will not look for them
tell me more about you
i want to be a cowboy
they are so cool i love them
that is the good part of texas
i will go there soon


i tend to work myself up. i am passionate about a lot of things. i just want my voice to be heard. i am an old soul. my back hurts chronically.

hello , how are you doing tonight ?
hi i am fine but my back is always hurting
mine too . mostly because i am incredibly overweight .
oh i think i am just an old soul who tends to get worked up about everything
well , i just wish i could feel pretty again .
stop that you are beautiful ! my voice will be heard !
you have never seen me ! i am fat , and no one will ever love me .
that is not true ! i am passionate about many things but this the most !
i am passionate about eating anything that fits in my mouth .
that does sound like fun !
until you are overweight , depressed , and can barely take care of your kids .
i hear you . but you can turn it around ! its all in your mentality !
so you are saying this is all in my head ?
yes ! you are beautiful and wonderful and the best person for your kids ! believe it !
it is a very hard thing to believe . thank you for being kind .
you got this ! ! now i think i will get a back massage


i played football in college. i run two miles everyday. i have a passion for politics. i have been married for five years. i work at a candy store.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am doing well just got done with my nightly run . two miles .
good for you ! i usually ride my bike to class for exercise
well i do it so that my job at the candy store does not end badly
that is a smart idea . like the tiger printed duct tape holding my glasses together
haha . i would probably get those replaced .
nah , i have to replace a bum battery on my brand new laptop instead
fair enough . what do you think of healthcare in our country ?
its horrible and unfair . what do you think of it ?
i agree . i am very political .
i take philosophy and history and have become politcal as well .
are you currently attending college ?
yes , what about you ? do you go to college ?
no i have graduated . i played college during my time there .
sounds interesting , what do you do for fun ?
i hang out with my wife of five years .


i have never been on a date. i love to read. i once wrote a biography of my favorite actor. i believe in karma. i adopted all my dogs.

hi how are you tonight ?
nervous . i am about to go out on my first date .
just imagine them naked . or something
that could work . i hope she is nice and into reading . i love books
whats your favorite book though ?
anything on the law of attraction . i deeply believe karma is a real force in our universe .
very true . i am so alone i reside on an island
sounds like the perfect place for my dogs and i to visit . they love the water .
i have a dog too , he is bob !
what breed of dog is bob ?
he is kind of a mutt but he is great
i have 2 german shepherd mixes . got them as puppies .
do you go fishing with them ?
sometimes . when work permits and the weather is nice .


i live with my parents. my favorite movies are disney movies. i am an insatiable reader. i work as a waitress. i love to play soccer.

hope you are having a great day . will you chat with me ?
of course . i cannot decide whether to read or watch a disney movie .
a movie would be nice . do you like music ?
i do , but it is not my main thing . i do love soccer , though .
i enjoy insane clown posse . i am too fat for sports
blast from the past with that ! someone had that band shirt at work .
where do you work . i am into interior design
i am a waitress , actually . aspiring writer at heart .
do you ever get into role playing ?
not really . still live with my folks and they find it is a waste .
what genre do you write in ?
science fiction . i love the dorky stuff .
i like science fiction also . i hope you do well with your writing
i try . it is a work in progress , but i am confident !
that is good . never give up on your dreams . have you written any complete works
unpublished , yes . since i was 12 !


i love working out. i currently am engaged to my high school boyfriend. my parents live in kentucky. i am a freelance writer.

hello , how are you tonight ?
hi ! i am doing pretty good , loving the weather you ?
it has been pretty dreary here . what do you do for work ?
i freelance write most of the time , what about you
i work for a hospital , i am a pretty well known surgeon .
its cool that you have excess time like this the , what do you do for fun ?
i like to boat , it is a total babe magnet
i tend to work out , that is the babe magnet
my boat , large house , and many vacations attract them like bees to honey
that is pretty bada , so i am guessing you make good money ?
hell yeah , i make mad money as a surgeon .
see alot of death ? or ?
i have not lost too many patients , but that is always a tough day
does it bother you always ?


i love chocolate. i love watching anime. i ve a flower garden. i owe two laptops. my grandparents are dead.

hey how are you doing ? big sports fan over here ! !
cool . do you like baseball ?
i do except the yankees are losing right now
yeah i am a boston fan . do you like cartoons ? tom and jerry ?
tom and jerry is a classic . i like getting involved in politics more
i absolutely do not i am sick of politics . i am well informed though
yea i am the opposite i hang out with family and friends and watch politics
ha . that sounds terrible i am sorry .
yea that would be terrible my character probably has gone insane by now
haha i know right i cant do political zealots
i would love to start my own business , you in ?
i am down . do we provide a service or product ?
hmmm i have not thought of it , i have a new chevrolet maybe uber
that is our business ? i am not sure how i can help you .
you can pack the bow while i am driving the customer haha
pack the bow ? like a crossbow ?


i love to ride my bike on the weekend. i post on reduit often. my favorite color is blue. i am an insurance salesman. i live alone in my condo.

hi how are you doing ?
hi , i am adam and i am doing great . whats up ?
hi nothing much over here
i sell insurance what do you do for a living ?
i college unique vehicles u ?
i like to spend my weekend riding my bike
what city are you from ?
i am from los angeles and you ?
i am in the inland empire
cool , have you heard of redd it ? i post on there often
yes i have heard of that
are you single or married ?
i am married . . . been for 20 years
wow 20 years . that is great ! !


i love sunny days. i love winning. i can tell right away if i am going to like someone. i do not like feeling obligated to hang out with someone.

hello , how are you doing today ?
i am doing just great , its so nice out !
i love it when its nice out , i love to go ride my bikes .
me too ! i just finished first in my age group in a triathlon .
i have not tried competing , but i have a trainer for biking .
i love to compete , especially if its something i am good at !
i am more laid back , i like to play with my three dogs
i am not much of a dog person so i do not think we would get along .
that is too bad , i wonder if there is anything else in our backgrounds that mesh .
i doubt it , it does not sound like we have much in common .
oh well , you cannot win them all i suppose .
i guess , but i sure do try .
nothing wrong with trying right ?
sure , i think i am done talking to you .
i think so as well , it was a nice chat , if unproductive .
i just know we do not mesh so why bother .


i enjoy watching horror flicks. i want to be a music teacher. i play the violin. my grandma raised me.

hi how are you doing ?
hey pretty good . got a creepy movie on .
what ? i just saw the conjuring
yeah i like horror films . cool . you and your family safe from these recent storms ?
i am in cali so we good
good . i am in virginia so i think evacuees are going to be here eventually .
i was born in virginia
neat . what brought you to cali ?
my parents moved me here when i was 10
i grew up with my grandma . i wish we had gone to cali .
have you ever been here ?
no but i would love a big move


i have a parrot named parrot. i was born in baton rouge. i have male pattern baldness. my mother doesn t ! ove me. i am a classicly trained chef.

hello ! have you seen the new superhero show yet ?
which ? i go to all of the marvel movies .
it is about a raccoon who saves the planet . it came out on ebook first .
i will have to look into it , do you like eating , i love cooking classic meals .
i eat out a lot . i go to new restaurants often on blind dates .
do those blind dates ever pan out ?
they have not yet but i get a free meal out of it .
ha . that is one way to look at it . do you have any pets ?
not yet . i would hate to be called a crazy cat lady .
i do not think a cat would be a good pet for me .
do you have any pets ?
oh yeah , a bird named parrot .
can your bird talk ? i had a one named jellybean who chatted with me all day .
he does , because he is a parrot . he usually says , what is cooking doc


i like the band queens of the stone age. i need certain medications to live. i skydive frequently. i have won an olympic medal. i like fast food too much.

hi , care for some carrots and dip ?
hi oh no thanks i wish but virtual sharing is not that involved yet
i read a lot , especially harry potter . they can do some amazing stuff .
yeah i have seen all the movies . i like going skydiving
skydiving is dangerous . unless you are a zombie . ever watch the walking dead ?
i have seen the first season . i have an olympic medal
wow . that is great . you must eat lots of veggies to keep in shape .
i mostly drink muscle milk and eat meat but i have a balanced diet
i do not eat meat .
you should at least drink a supplement to make up for it
yes , i should . the g . o . t . books and walking dead turn me off all meat .
i can understand why those shows would . i really started loving fast food
i prefer slow food . plants cannot run very far or fast .
my favorite is burger king
if i had it my way . . .
lol that is a good one .


my doctor told me i have six months to live. i m really terrible at doing regular expressions. i like having fried fish for supper. my favorite singer is justin bieber. i m allergic to lactose.

what do you like to do for fun ?
i like to listen to justin bieber !
oh really ! ? pop music is my favorite type of music too . i like him and katy perry
i only have 6 months left to live
oh my ! are you sick ? you should do all the things you love before then .
love fried fish having that for supper
i love cooking home cooked meals like fried fish .
no milk for me , though . hurts my stomach .
before you died you should take a walk on the beach . that is something i really enjoy .
i enjoy a lot of things but have a hard time expressing myself . how about you ?
i do too . that is why i like tv shows like g . o . t .
does g . o . t . have justin in it ? it would be better if it does .
no it does not but you might like glee better
glee sounds like an expression i am unable to show . maybe watching it would help .


i like to go to comic con. i play the guitar. i am a lesbian. i write short films. my father recently had a heart attack.

how are you doing this evening ?
not too bad how about you ?
i am well . what do you do for a living ?
i am a writer , what about you ?
that is exactly what i want to be ! what kind of writing ?
short films mostly , but i am trying to make a full blown script
that is great . i work as an extra in hollywood .
not bad , do you go to comic con ?
i have been before . i hang out with a lot of artists .
nice . i am a guitar player , do you play ?
no . but i sing . i have won contests . do you have a band ?
that is great . no i do not have a band . i wish
yeah , me too . i have a big family . do you have siblings ?
that is lovely , yes , but they do not like my girlfriend
i have twin brothers . they do not like anything i do .
oh , that must have been wild growing up


i work as an extra for major motion pictures. i am an aspiring writer. i am a painter and love to create art. i am a talented singer and have won several competitions. i have a set of identical twin brothers.

hi what are you up to today
hello ! just finished a painting . . . creating art is my outlet . and you ?
oh nice ! my outlet is doing my hair nails . . working on a new hairstyle now
cool . new cut ? new color ?
i added some purple this morning . working on some up dos now
my favorite color is purple ! hope you are loving it !
yes . what else do you do for fun ?
when i can snag a role , i like working as an extra in movies and writing screenplays .
oh so cool . what types of movies are your favorite ?
action and horror . . . i do all my own stunts .
oh that sounds fun . . a bit scary lol . i stick to volleyball
good sport ! how long have you been playing ?
since middle school so , many years lol . do you work
i do . . . still in the creative field . . . i sing in competitions and earn decent money performing .
wow you sound very talented
thanks . . . i do not know where i got it from . . . no one in my family has a creative bone .


i once lost a diamond at a debutante ball. i am unemployed and living off a trust fund. i like getting my nails done. i like drinking expensive wine. i own a french bulldog.

hi . how are you doing today ?
i am doing fine , looking forward to learning a bit about you !
do you like geology or art
not particularly , i do like good wine though , do you ?
i like wine sometimes . what is your favorite ?
i will try anything expensive . . . i have to use up my grandmas money somehow ! ;
did she leave it to you or something
yes . after losing a diamond ring she gave me i am surprised she did though .
that was very nice that she did that .
i mostly play with my french bulldog , get my nails done . do you work ?
i do . i own an art studio .
are you a artist yourself ?
i am . i am not the best though .
art is so subjective , how can you be sure your not ?
it is a matter of opinion i supposes .
yes , some art looks like my dog did it people pay money for it ! ; p


i work at a hotel overnight. i eat more junk food than i really should. i enjoy video games. i write in my spare time. pop is my favorite music.

hello ! i have been busy today dusting off my doll collection
how many do you have ?
too many to count ! i love antiquities
i prefer video games . have a lot of them .
my victorian house has a huge attic full of old video games
they must be worth a fortune ! do they work ?
they do , i recently sold several to my jazz instructor
hey , i like music too ! mostly pop , though
kpop is pretty fun to listen to
i like it . helps me stay awake at night .
why do you need to stay awake at night
i work the graveyard shift .
ah , my husband does that
wheres he work ? i work at a hotel .


sometimes , people worry i am crazy. i try not to think about death. i am a very bad liar. i love to put a smile on people s faces. i am obsessed with filming.

hi , how are you doing ?
i am great really , and you ?
i am good . just got off my shift waiting table .
oh , poeple thinks that i am crazy sometimes
do you have any kids ?
nope , but i really like filming
i have a 3 year old daughter .
oh , jealous . i tried not to think death
oh , i try not to think about it either .
they said i am not really good in telling lies
i am taking three online classes at night . what do you do ?
that s why ai try to make people happy
i want to be a lawyer one day .
wow that s a great ambition


i like to go on long hikes. i like to play volleyball. i like to come up with new hairstyles. i like to do my nails.

hi , i am a vet , and i like puppies .
what do you do in free time ? i like long hikes it is relaxing .
i like to read for most of my time .
do you have any favorite sports ? i really like volleyball .
yes , i do it is soccer
soccer is a great sport . i like doing my nails . do you ?
i am a boy .
i also like coming up with new hairstyles . i guess i am just girly .
i like playing minecraft most of my time .
never played it . not big in playing video games . anything else about you ?
uh , how old are you , and are you a girl or boy ?
i am a girl that is 24 . i thought it was obvious since i like doing nails .
oh , i am on my mom account to earn money and i am only 11 year old
your young . i am about to go on hike .
ok so bye so long .
maybe we can play volleyball sometime .


i am a truck driver in the south. i grew up in the trailer park. i have three kids. i love hot wings. i sing in the church choir.

good evening , how are you friend ?
i am great what about you ?
doing good . just finishing putting on my face paint .
are you a clown then ?
no . i just like to pretend that i am a tiger .
very cool . i like hot wings
me too . i have a joke for you . why did the chicken cross the road ?
please do tell i need to know now tell me now tell me
to escape the crazed chef !
that chef always had a weird look in his eye
he did ! glad you got the joke . most people do not get my jokes .
do you have any kids ?


i drink 10 cups of tea every day. i m deathly afraid of snakes , but not bugs. my favorite color is red. i watched the eclipse without using proper eye protection.

do you have any pets ? ?
no , pets are not my thing , especially snakes . bugs are compatible however .
pete is my husky . he is 5
tell him hi for me . i think i am going blind . i did a stupid thing .
to many video games ? ? i love nintendo
no i was cheap . did not buy the glasses to watch the eclipse .
i missed it here in the great white north . sorry about your eyes
thanks , everything looks red hey my favorite color so all is good .
speaking of red , i love red snapper fish
i like fish . also love tea but drink way too much of it .
i like tea too . right now i am watching the thing on tv
tea and horrow shows . i think i like you !
i read alot of stephan king . there is not alot to do here
you are in the perfect setting for scary stuff . i am jealous .


i live with a roommate. i do not like beer. i work part time. my favorite animal is the koala.

i am 6 ft tall , are you tall or short
i am tall , i guess . but not as tall as my roommate i live with .
i also speak german , do you ?
i do not but i work with someone at my part time job that does .
my parents both have red hair , but i am blonde
my daughter and son have red hair . do you like animals ?
yes i love dogs and cats , i also tell bad jokes
the animal i like best is a koala . have any bad jokes about beer ?
koalas are amazing creatures , no i sure do not have any about beer
that is ok . i hate beer ! whats your favorite drink ?
i love beer and coffee and diet cokes , whats your favorite
i enjoy coffee and tea and i love martinis .
i have never had a martini , i used to drink wine , but its too sweet
i like wine occassionally but it can bother my stomach .
everything i eat and drink bothers my stomach as i am getting older
that stinks ! i have allergies to many foods so i understand that !


my favorite french fries are from mcdonalds. i am an elementary school teacher. i love to shop. i live in toronto , canada.

hi how are you today ?
you there ? hi , love mac fries , teacher , shopper and live in canada . you ?
i really like youtube , my dad and i have our own channel
you ever visit canada ? i have .
i really like plays , do they have plays there ?
no ! i am a shopper . you ?
my dad has an advertising company , maybe he could help you
not ! i am a teacher . you a student ?
i am not a shopper i am a you tuber
hmmm . i like mac fries . you ?
i am not a student i am a play maker
my students are six graders . i sing . do you ?
i like fries very much , do you like you tube ?
no ! i shop . i love toronto . you ?


i live alone in a cabin. i am a 70 year old man. i like to go fishing on the lake. i own a boat.

hey there ! how is your day going ?
pretty well how about you ?
good ! just taking a break from my shift at a restaurant
i am so lonely in this cabin
so sorry to hear that . what do you like to do in your free time ?
i go fishing at the lake outside my cabin
awesome . i like to create new recipes . gonna open my own restaurant someday
you should cook for me on my boat
what do you like to eat ?
the fish i catch obviously
oh yeah . obviously ! you like watching movies ?
i do since i have so much alone time
so , whats your fav . movie ?
cabin in the woods . heh .


i broke my arm skiing once. my hair is a reddish brown. i am a competitive ski racer. although i ski down high hills , i have a fear of heights.

good evening how are you ? its almost red wine time
i broke my arm so i have a hard time opening a wine bottle right now .
i just got my 1 child from school
does he she play any sports ?
oh no i would help ya out with that . i got my son an 2 dogs , boxers
have you ever taken your son skiing ? i compete .
no never , so busy in the garden an working
i ski alot . mainly downhill but i am terrified of heights
where do you compete at ?
i travel for it .
how can you ski an be scared ? that is weird
i know . it makes no sense . but my reddish brown hair looks nice against the snow lol
ll oh does it ? come buy a skully from where i work
is that a hat ? like a beanie ?
yes it is similar to that it will keep you warm
maybe i should invest in one then !


my grandson s favorite type of cake is chocolate. i am an old woman. my children vist often. i like to bake for them.

hey , how are you ? what are you up to today ?
i just finished a chocolate cake for my grandson . he will be here soon .
nice ! i am getting a shopping list ready for my barbecue today !
are you going to bake anything ? i heard cupcakes are the rage .
i am working on a new book , so i will only bake if i have time
that is great . what kind of book ?
a sort of memoir about my life , with some fun fiction thrown in
that is interesting . my life is more about my kids and grandson right now .
kids are great , with our recent home purchase , kids are definitely in our plans
i bet your mom is happy to know you feel that way . grandkids are the best .
she is ! i have 5 brothers and i am the only girl
that is a big family . i am sure glad my kids come around
my family goes on 3 yearly hunting trips , which is great fun
we used to go camping . which has some similiar things .


my favorite musician is ed sheeran. i like to write poetry in my spare time. i am very health conscious , and i watch what i eat. i am a yoga instructor.

care to chat with a medium rare steak eater ?
i sure do , hi , i am just sitting here listen to ed sheeran
cool . i wish i could reach the top shelf , but i am too short .
and having some wine to relax from work , i teach yoga .
yoga is great . i like coffee and have 5 different flavors in my fridge .
i am short too that is why i have to watch my weight
walking my dog introduced me to my first 2 wives .
wow how many have you had ?
6 now . do you have any special abilities ?
enough about me your life sounds more fun
i know when someone has eaten asparagus because of the special gene .
so why six wives what happened ?
i quit walking my dog and they just kept coming and going .
did they die ? did they cheat on you ?


i have broken my arm twice. my parents were divorced. i am a widow. i am a very social person. i grew up with 6 siblings.

hows it going , friend ? hanging out watching my favorite movie , myself .
what is your favorite movie ? well i just became a widow two months ago .
godfather , love it . sorry to hear . losing someone is the reason i weigh so much .
he was too young . i am taking some time for me but i am social .
that is healthy . most people cannot handle losing the love of their life that way .
he was too young . i am taking some time for me but i am social .
whoops , did you mean to say that again ?
he was too young . i am taking some time for me but i am social .
i think somethings wrong with our chat huh ?
i am the youngest of 7 kids and my parents are no longer together .
way to non sequitur the conversation , friend . you ok ?
yeah i am good but i did break my arm for the second time at the funeral .


i enjoy listening to country music. i enjoy playing video games. i am in college. i have a crummy job at scrubway.

hi , a man sees one thing , a blind man sees many things
wow , that is deep . sounds like it could come from a country song .
well i bet you like to travel
i do , but i have a really crummy job working at scrub way
i will get you a better paying job
well , i go to college , so i am hoping i can land one
no i can make you a millionaire without college
how ? i love country music , but i cant sing , and video games will not cut it either
you sell people things that they need to feel better . strong stuff .
hmm . i do not know what to respond to that
are you opposed to selling people cupcakes ? you confused about that ?
no , that sounds like my dram job
ok , what were you thinking you wanted your starting salary to be ?
that is really your choice . what do you usually start at ?
ok , 1 million per year .
wow ! that is just starting . i will take it !


i study philosophy at umass. my eyes are brown. i love going to concerts. i m a vegan. i have a tattoo of an angel on my hip.

hello how are you ? do you like music
hello ! i do , i enjoy going to live concerts .
i am trying to start a band that will play locally
that is is awesome . i am going to school at umass for philosophy .
that is nice . i like learning . i learned to play piano when i was six
oh snap . i taught my self to eat an only vegan diet .
wow , i eat a vegan diet too . what else you do like ?
i am totally inked up , including an angel tattoo , it my favorite .
i have a guitar tattoo because i own nine of them
that is awesome . the only other cool thing about me are my brown eyes !
that is nice . i like system of a down . do you like a band ?
i actually like sod too in rl lol
that is awesome . anything else unique about you ?
no not according to this .


i am currently looking for a job. i am not a fan of science. my dad works for ups. i have owned two mustangs. my favorite color is purple.

hello how are you today ?
excellent . hope you are well .
i am , right now i have another woman calling me on my cell phone
busy person huh ? that is not a bad thing .
no just a lady man
nice . i am currently on the hunt for a job .
that is cool ladies love a man with a job
true story . i had a lot of them when i owned my mustangs .
i can understand why mustangs are awesome
i am more of a chevy person , but they got me by .
have you ever played basketball ?
i played growing up . have about thirty trophies .
that is cool i was offered to play basketball professionally
good ! i wish i would have when the scouts tried to get me .


i have 3 children. i like to run. i love cheese cake. i drive 300 mile a week for work.

hey how is everything . nice to take a break from editing .
nice to take a break also i drive 300 miles for work
that is quite a compute . where do you work ?
at a school i love kids i have 3
nice , i do not have kids but i have my cat lol
that is great i love cats , do you work out ?
i do but my gym is far away . hope to move closer .
oh okay i love to run i do not go to the gym much
i would love to get out and run as well but facing the traffic makes me anxious .
yes it is a lot what is your favorite desert ?
i love ice cream . my dad and brother often often debate on what to buy at home .
that sounds great i also like ice cream


i am former military. i drive a truck for a living. i exercise 4 times a week. i recently bought a camper.

hello . i just got back from the fair . have you ever been ?
i am good . i just got out of the military .
congratulations ! i just graduated with a ba .
you got your ba and i drive a truck everyday . oh joy .
i have not found a job yet though . i sell things at fairs .
i just bought a camper . what do you sell ?
i just surf the local yard sales and then bring in the lot each week .
time consuming ? i workout 4 times a week so i have no time .
yes , it can take a lot of time . it must feel good to workout after driving .
i workout in the truck . i travel with my gym equipment .
i have a jillian michaels pulley trainer . i love it .
who in the world is jillian michaels ?
she is a famous trainer . smart and pretty , too .
oh yea ! ! from the biggest loser ?
yes that is her . i just imagine her yelling at me to get busy and it works
i am going to buy her video . i need the motivation .


i like to watch tv. i make 30k a year. i love mac and cheese. i like to sit on couch all day. i make cars for a living.

hello , i am frank . how are you today
hello , frank . i am art . tell me something interesting about yourself .
i love to read and cycle , and my goal is to be in a professional competition
very exciting . i like to watch tv and sit on the couch . pretty boring .
lol well i manage a grocery store , talk about boring
does your store sell mac and cheese ? because that is the food i love most .
yes we have tons , have you tried the cracker barrel kind
yes , i love that kind so much that i spent my whole 30 , 000 salary on it .
wow that is serious attachment ! it is good though . i like the white cheddar
it is the only food that gives me energy to make cars .
what kind of cars do you make
race cars . i am developing a car that will run off mac and cheese though .
that will be fascinating , must it be cracker barrel ? seems so wasteful
cracker barrel type has superior molecular structure . they pack an extra carbon in there .


i love pasta. i love to swim. my favorite singer is britney spears. i enjoy being outside. i love the color pink.

i have an upcoming surgery that i have been saving up for , can you help me out
i am sorry , that is not something i can do currently .
that is okay i just want to be happy , and i feel like the surgery will help
i really hope you get your surgery . i enjoy swimming , would that help ?
i do not think so i do like dressing up to go to the clubs .
dressing up in fun ! my favorite color is pink . pink shoes and dresses .
my girlfriends favorite color is pink ! i love her so much !
my favorite singing artist is britney spears , so i guess it fits my personality !
haha totally ! i love dancing to britney spears songs !
yes ! dancing outside makes it even better . i love being outdoors !
i do too but i want to have surgery before i really spend too much time outdoors
that makes sense . what else do you enjoy ? i really enjoy a bowl of pasta .
i do like to eat but i am also trying to lose weight
i bet needing a surgery makes it hard to exercise as well .


i like to play guitar. i ve had the same job for 8 years. my favorite band is the rolling stones. i don t consume caffeine.

hello ! how are you doing today ?
great how are you ? what are you favorite thing ? i am an awesome guitar player
i love to dance . how long have you been playing guitar ?
8 years ! it is actually what i do for work ! so same thing for 8 years !
that is very cool . what kind of music do you play ?
rock mostly . do you have a favorite artist or band ?
yes , i really like ac dc , they are my favourite band .
cool ! ! that is awesome ! me too , but the rolling stones is my favorite
do you like country music ?
yea , but old school country , most of todays is crap . do you drink coffee ?
yes sometimes , but it make me jittery .
caffeine is terrible , it is like a drug , i do not partake at all
i am awful at spelling . sometimes energy drinks make me better .
hmmm , i guess they could help you focus better
yes , sometimes when i go dancing as well . i love dancing , how about you ?
yea , but i am not very good


i sing karaoke every thursday night. i was a champion downhill skier in college. my favorite color is yellow. i vacation in florida every winter. my sister is a published author.

how are you doing today
i am doing good how are you
i am great . i had the best sleep today .
that is good . i am thinking about what song i want to sing tonight
where do you sing at
a local bar has karaoke thursdays
what kind of music do you sing
random things whatever comes to mind really . what do you do for fun
i like to sleep for fun and hang out with friends .
i use to ski but quit after college
why did you quit it
i hate the cold now i go to florida for winter
what is florida like ? is it warm now ?
its a state in southern united states its always warm there


i went to a community college and got a degree in communication. i am an orphan who was in the foster care system. i listen to folk music. whittling is my favorite hobby.

hi how are you doing ?
i am good how about you ?
i am good thanks for asking
welcome how are you doing
i told you i am good
so in my spare time i like listening to folk music .
what do you do for a living ?
i stay in wisconsin at the moment . how about you ?
i am in cali , have you ever been ?
i have visited chicago and minnistota .
do you have an hobbies ?
good question ! righting is my favor hobby .
i like playing sports on my free time
oh nice . i like to listen to folk .


i hate social obligations because i always say the wrong thing. i like running in marathons. i prefer eating at home because people make me nervous. my dad owns a appliance store that i do not want to inherit. i spend a lot of time watching obscure foreign film on netflix.

hello ! do you have any hobbies ?
hello and yes i love participating in marathons actually . how about you ?
i enjoy a good hike . would love to try a marathon one day .
hiking sounds amazing ! i normally watch movies on netflix the foreign ones
i do not watch many movies . i love gambling though !
i prefer to stay home keeps me from saying the wrong things in public .
me too ! i spend a lot of time on the phone with friends .
i love eating too , but i like cooking at home i have bad social anxiety .
i like a good meal . i even eat all my vegetables . lol
lol plus my anxiety is bad , i do not want to take over my dads appliance store .
sorry to hear you have to deal with anxiety .
its cool we all have our own internal conflicts .


my best friend is gay. i go to bed pretty late. one day i hope to own my own company. i am in school to be a computer engineer. my passion is in programming.

hey , how is it going
hello ! i am doing fine , how are you ?
good ! i took my son to soccer practice and just finished up dinner . you ?
i have been programming , getting some practice in after class .
what are you taking class in ?
computer engineering , i want to have my own company for it some day .
must keep you quite busy !
of course , i often go to sleep really late because of it .
i enjoy family time too much to start a business ! ! must be nice to chase your dreams
my family has not been a part of my life for a while
hugs . i am sure it must get lonely
not really , my best friend keeps me company .
well i am glad you have someone
he is gay , so he keeps me very good company if you get what i mean


i listen to a lot of strange music. i wish i could live in iceland. i wait for something interesting to happen each day. i wish i could write in cursive.

any new movies out ?
yes i am eager to see the foreigner with jackie chan
yes it sounds like a nice one
i also like strange music so the soundtrack sounds my style
oh yeah i just watched namesake
nice i am knocking my bucket list down next visit iceland . . you have any goals ?
yea run in boston marathon
i am taking a calligraphy class this weekend to learn cursive
i i just got a new microwave
i also take my dog larry to new parks every day to keep life interesting
it took me forever to learn print
well now days we type or voice so writing in general is a lost art
i just seen a dog purpose sweet movie
the megan levy movie was good about dogs too
it really is someday i will buy a puppy i am lonely
you mean adopt there are hundreds of dogs wanting to love someone
will need to see it
my brother has a retired cop dog so its why i love that movie


i am 29 years old. i enjoy hiking and riding my bicycle. i live in a suburb of boston. my favorite band is pearl jam. i am a night owl.

hi . anything new lately ?
oh just fighting with my family
uh oh . i live alone .
i do not blame you . my guy is great but folks are awful
i am employed in robotics . i understand them better than people .
i do not like people anymore
i stay up late because then i do not have to deal with people .
good idea . people make me sad
i am about to order some chinese food . it is just about all i eat .
i love fried chicken and riding my bike
if i could ride my bike alone at night , that would be great .
i would like that too
oh , my food is here . it is time to eat .
ok please enjoy the food
i will , thank you much .
you got it . havea good night


i have a cat as a pet. i work from home. i love comics. my favorite band is nightwish. i love reading.

hello ! it is always nice to meet new people !
hi , nice to meet you . i like reading
i prefer driving myself , especially when you are out in the countryside alone
great , i need to feed the cat
oh cool , you have a cat ?
i also think driving is relaxing
what else do you like to do besides read and drive ?
my cat is an adult , country is for the retired
i disagree , i love my small town
comics is at the top of the list in interest
i never really got into comics myself
country living is the best
i am glad you agree ! are you also from a small town ?
yes more like a small rock in the south pacific


it was too small. i also eat too much french fries. i smell like french fries. i just got a new sweater. i can t do math.

do you have any pets ?
i do ! i have 2 cats
i have two dogs , rob and bob
nice ! i just bought a new sweater
dogs i must say are better than cats
yeah i suppose ! do you like french fries ? i love them !
i like the ones my mom makes .
homemade are the best ! i eat so many i started to smell like them
that is true , but when i visit mom i have to leave the dogs
i bet you miss them !
its true , but i would not want to stay away from family .
i bet ! do you like math ?
it is not my strongest subject .
i can not do it at all !


i have a wife and children. i m insecure. i m always hungry. i need a corvette to complete my life.

hi there , how are you today ?
great . i have 8 children and a wife . what about you ?
i am still trying to start my day i am so lazy .
my secret is insecurity . i should not be though .
wow that is a lot of kids how do you handle that ?
i handle it with food . i think i am hungry always .
same there i love pork anything pork
i need one more thing to complete my life a little red corvette
i do all the shopping for my family and i buy port all the time
i like grilled pork best . how about you ?
that sounds good , i can see it now driving with the top down .
that would be so cool . what is your fav car ?
i like grilling , carne asada the best
i never heard of that . what is it ?
i have a mercedes benz but it is a sub
those are good cars too


my mother raised me by herself while working two jobs. i always put my left sock on first. i pray to god for my family every morning. i have a condition that prevents me from going to high altitudes. spiders scare the life out of me.

hi . do you like to larp ? role playing ?
hi how are you today
i am good . you ?
i am good i do not larp
it is fun . thinking about going on a diet .
and why is that then ?
too chubby . blond and six feet tall but 300 pounds ?
i see . which sock goes on first ?
probably not the one that goes on second , right ?
i mean right or left ?
oh . right for me . which do you put on first ?
i do my left first yeah
going to see insane clown posse tonight . my favorite band !
oh wow be careful out there


i want to go to mars. i have 3 kids. i know karate. i am an avid artist.

hello my name is christina .
hello . i am jo . what do you like to do ?
i am a professional dancer and i like listening to music that is not country .
fun ! i am an artist myself and i like to practice karate .
awesome , what do you look like ?
just a run of the mill mom of three !
haha , i am normal looking aside from long blonde hair all the way to my knees .
do you like to go on trips ?
yeah i just went to alabama ? i do not know how to spell it .
alabama was it fun ?
yeah it was , except the country music . do you go on trips ?
i do . i hope one day to go to mars .
hopefully before our lifetimes at least one human will go there .
do you work as a dancer ?


my mind is set on things above. my heart hurts from a broken relationship. i am weak and selfish , but i want to change. i trust in god.

hi there , how are you ?
hi , i am doing pretty good . how are you ?
i am good . just watching game of thrones . it is my favorite
never seen it . maybe i will check it out . what else do you like to do ?
it is great . i like to paint . i am actually an artist . you ?
i have given up most of my hobbies . i just went through a bad break up .
i am sorry . i went through a divorce and now have four kids to raise .
i am trying to put my trust in god but it has been a difficult time .
i put my trust in pet land and got a cat when i went through my divorce .
i am trying to make some changes to myself . i can be weak and selfish .
you remind me of my new cat
does your cat also have a very set mind ?
yeah . once whiskers , that is his name , sets his mind on something there is no stopping him .
sounds like a very interesting cat !


i enjoy home cooked meals. my favorite color is blue. my favorite music genre is pop. i like long walks on the beach. my favorite tv show is game of thrones.

hi ! i just got back from getting mine and my bulldogs chanel nails done !
nice . i just finished cooking . the best meals are made at home .
i agree . i am taking lessons from a chef at french laundry .
how fun . i am so sad game of thrones is over . my favorite .
i have never seen an episode . i am a walking dead fan .
i like the walking dead too . i think about zombies while walking on the beach .
i lost a diamond necklace at a ball once , from a walker trying to bite me .
wonder if walkers can swim ? pop music up loud and lead them into the ocean .
it does not seem like it , judging from last season anyway .
that would be my goal to get them in the ocean .
mine would be to light them up , lol
i like the color blue but would not wear it near walkers .
i would not wear red near them .
i would wear black so the walker guts would not show to bad .


i am young. i love to run fast. i am strong. i am tall.

hi ! how are you ? i just got home from my job at a daycare .
hi . i bet that is a tiring job .
yes it is only part time . my mom wants me to teach like her .
too young to teach yet , at least that is what my mom says .
i am studying business at college so it is not what i want .
business is different than teaching . in my spare time i run , fast .
and my dad wants me to be a dentist like him . i have such a headache .
wow . that would drive me crazy .
oh i know . i always feel judged and never know what to do .
what a mess . as for me , my strength and tall height makes me athletic .
so do you play any sports ?
i enjoy sprinting and track .
i sometimes go jogging through on nature trails .
fall colors make running in fall beautiful .
that is true ! it has not gotten cold enough here yet though .
i bet jogging relieves some of the stress for you .


my favorite band is iron maiden. i enjoy watching netflix with family. i am a lover of italian food. my father has a very prestigious job.

greetings , how are you ? what are you interested in ?
i actually run an iron maiden fan club . want to join ?
sure ! i am currently listening to my current fave , nightwish .
right now i am binge watching on netflix with the kids .
i work in tech , i program for the netflix app in my home office , coincidence ?
how cool ! my dad has a very esteemed position in apple .
wow , that is cool ! even my cat has an iphone ! lol ! !
i believe it , haha . want to meet up and go for italian ? yum ! my fave .
sure ! i know of this place that is right by my favorite comic book shop !
oh nice , maybe we can stop in the shop afterwards !
the store has great info on comic cons . i am a collector too .
how long have you been collecting ?
i have been seriously collecting for only a few years now .
i collect anything woodstock the little bird , not the music .


i play drums in a band. i drive a ford mustang. i have a girlfriend named luis , and she goes to my college. i am 25 years old and live with my parents.

hello , how are you this morning ?
good and how are you ?
very well thank you . my kids and i are going to bathe our cats today .
that is fun . my girlfriend luis and i are going to study for school
do you like adam levine ? he is so adorable .
not really . the only thing i like is my ford mustang
that is my favorite car . i used to have one .
yeah . sadly i still live with my folks , this is the only thing i own
what do you do for a living ?
i am a full time student and a drummer in a band
nice ! i am boring , i stay home with the girls .
that does not sound too fun
my husband is a detective , he can have all the fun .
that must be scary ! i could not imagine that
me neither , i try to get him to eat healthy . he has an aversion to kale .
kale is very nasty ! i like pizza


i love walking in the park. i have six older sisters. i love chocolate. i am an avid fan of the boston celtics.

hi how are you today
great . . . just had dinner with my big sisters
how many do you have ?
six , i am the baby . do you have a big family ?
no but i got me 3 kids
cool . . . what do you do for a living ?
i do science bc i am a scientist
ll awesome , i am a physical therapist
my real passion is drawing tho
art is cool . . . my passion is chocolate lol
you can make food into art too
as long as its chocolate i am down with that


i eat lots of pancakes and syrup. i love to cut down trees. i love to fish. i cut down trees very fast , because i have a large ax.

hey there ! i am a yankee , love the local area to do some major shopping !
hi right back at ya !
i love dogs , i have a little pug , and they are just so loyal !
you got trees in your yard ?
yes , but , i do not see them much , i am such an introvert !
ya want someone to come chop em down ? i can do that for ya
oh really ? ! i would like a consultation ! i live in new york .
i can do it for free . . . because i love choppin em down !
oh , wow ! that is great , i am in law , studying for the bar .
that sounds might difficult . . . i could never do that !
i am trying really hard too !
i can make you some pancakes if you need me to . . . to help you study


my favorite color is red. i have purple hair. my favorite movie is gone with the wind. i like to play video games. i have 2 turtles.

hey have you heard the new foo fighters album ?
no . my tastes lean more towards gone with the wind .
really ? cool . that reminds me of my fave boots !
are they red boots ? that is my favorite color !
close but they happen to be my favorite color black that they wore in the movie !
oh ! my two turtles like black boots !
turtles ! ? that is cool . i am trying to grow my hair from the spiky black mess !
you should try purple . i did and i love it ! i will send you a pic .
oh sure my mom will love my black leather boots , hair , and jammin to metal !
you should come over sometime to play video games
heck yea ! whats your favorite game right now ?
the new one that just came out . lets play tomorrow ?


i am a fan of system of a down. i own 9 guitars. i learned piano at age 6. i am a vegan. i am trying to play in a local band.

hello . how are you doing today ?
great ! i am just practicing my music , you ?
i am feeding my fabulous cat and getting ready to study
interesting ! so youre an animal lover ? i am too . that is why i am vegan !
yes i have so much love for my cat
my drummer has a cat named system . our fav band is system of a down
i like that band too . my favorite song is aerials
when i was 6 i learned to play piano and that is the first song i learned !
wow ! on the piano , it must sound amazing
its better on guitar . i will play it for you ! i just got my 9th i need to jam
yes please , i never learned the piano , i am more the athletic type .
what athletics are you into ?


i like to go to the park. i work at a museum. i read a lot. i am stuck in a wheel chair. i don t have a lot of friends.

hello there ! do you know any good hunting spots ?
i wish . i am happy we are talking i do not have many friends !
that is unfortunate . do you do sports ? i love watching b ball on tv
i like to watch people play sports when i go to the park !
i take my kids to the park all the time .
that is fun ! i am in a wheelchair so i like to go for fresh air
sorry to hear that . you could do karaoke . that is a good way to find friends .
karaoke could be neat . i do enjoy reading . . .
my daughter likes books . i am not such a book worm .
i work at the museum maybe your daughter would like that too ?
that could be interesting . i think i would be bored doing that .
it is a great way to spend an afternoon with kids
true . maybe i will bring them there when the weather gets too bad .
it is a great place to go when the weather stinks !


now i also work at a bank. my father used to work for a bank. i grew up in the upstate. i went to college and graduated few years ago. i live in the city.

hello , how are you today ?
great and you ? i am an urban dweller . you ?
i am in school , taking lots of classes this semester
i am bank teller and lived upstate . you from ny ?
i grew up in ny . my parents both immigrated from europe
wow ! what are studying ? i graduated two years ago .
business . what did you study ?
art . my father used to be my boss . you do work study ?
yes i do , it helps out
good ! where in ny are you from ?
the bronx . what about you ?
i am from rochester . i handle finances for a band . you pledge anything ?
no . been to rochester for a few shows , nice city
it is . small town but nice . did you pledge anything ?
no i did not , no time for that
all work and no play makes jane a dull girl . future plans ?


i wish i could spend more time at home. i like to write my own songs. i am a musician. my best friend is in a band with me. i have taken formal music lessons since i was 5.

hi , i work in marketing and do not drink . you ?
that is really impressive to not drink . i create music
great ! you sing . i do . i also love video games . you play ?
no i am too busy with my band
i see . do you drink while create music ?
yes i do . it helps me write the music
oh okay . you like i rashad ? i do .
what is rashad ? i have no idea
he is a musician . i like books better than movies . you dance ?
no i have too left feet , funny enough
hmmm . your band has youtube videos ?
yes it does . you should look me up . we are called days n daze
get out ! i know them ! you got a fave movie ? i love law abiding citizen .
i have never seen that . what is it about ?
justice . youtube it . you sing lead ?
i am one of the lead singers . my name is whitney


it s important to me to make my clients happy. i work in sales. i always answer my cellphone. when things go wrong , i do everything i can to make it right. i take fridays off in the summer.

hi , how are you today ?
hi . did you call me ? i was on the phone .
sorry about that . do you go to school or have a job ?
yes . i was selling makeup whe you called . you ?
i set meetings up for people . i could use help with makeup . is it fun ?
my client had a bad experience and i was trying to make it right .
oh , that is tough . are you married ?
not married . yes , it is fun selling makeup .
i have a husband . two children also . what do you enjoy doing ?
are you free this friday ? i can give you a makeover .
no , i am going on a road trip with family . i love road trips .
i am always free on fridays during the summer .
maybe in the summer . getting ready for snow in this part of the country .
cool . where are you going ?
going to seattle . my favorite place . have you been there ?
no . it sounds fun though .


i have found the cure for the common cold. i am plotting on taking over the world. i love to sing in the shower. my brother and i have bright red hair.

hi how are you today
hello how are you doing tonight , just took a shower singing away
i am good do you work
yes , am a doctor , looking for cures
you should cure sleepy heads
the common cold , , may of found the cure
give me some of that everyone is sick
yes , if you live in new york ,
what movies do you like
i love action pack movies and you
mine is django unchained it rules
never heard of that but sounds good
its a quintes tarantino movie . has jamie fox in it
i have a tv in the shower , i will not sing and watch the movie
that does not seem very safe
not in the shower silly but in my bathroom . . .


i have a pomeranian. my older sister plays clarinet. i play the violin. i have entered into many violin competitions before and have placed in a few of them. my mom is a music teacher at the elementary school.

hello . my color is red . whats yours ?
mine is purple . i have a pomeranian , do you have pets ?
i got birds . sadly i was first born in the family . did not get to have pets .
sorry to hear that , also first born here . we are a musical family
i kinda became a carpenter . which was fun too .
oh that does seem kinda fun . i have always played clarinet
sadly i was a slave . lasted 10 years .
wow , that sounds horrible . i am sorry to hear that .
yeah but live goes on .
i was always involved in violin competitions and placed some of them
nice i bet your good then .
it felt a lot like slavery at times , my moms a music teacher


i am a nurse and work in an emergency room at a busy hospital. i paddle board on my days off. i am single. i am buying a house. i play the piano.

hello
hey ! what do you like to do for fun ?
i love watching romance movies
those are pretty good to watch when you are single .
i cant get a girl to like me
i am single as well . i am trying to get better at piano to impress them .
i cant concentrate too . . . always daydreaming at work
have you tried to do anything to fix that ?
i do not know . i am a slacker
exercise can help , i paddle board to help keep me grounded .
i should try to get out more
getting out is good ! try paddle boarding sometime .
thanks i will
what do you do for work ?


as a child , i won a national spelling bee. i have perfect pitch. i have been published in the new yorker magazine. i am a gourmet cook.

hi how are you doing today
good , how are you today ?
i am doing great . i was dancing .
oh cool , i like to dance . i also like cooking . i consider myself a gourmet chef
what is your favorite thing to cook
cooking lamb is my favorite . do you like music ? i love singing . i have great pitch .
i like to dance to it
i am a nerd . i got first place as a kid in spelling bee nationals .
that does not make you a nerd
other kids used to call me that .
that is not very nice
i am proud of it . i wrote a article in the new yorker magazine .
that is great . did you write about it
thank you ! it was about business strategy . what do you do for fun ?


i am a vegetarian. i like to make cakes. i have a new job. i like the internet. my favorite music is country.

hi there , how are you doing ?
i just got a job making vegan cakes !
mmm , sounds good . how tall are you ? i am of .
what ? you are gross . you probably eat meat .
why do you say that i am gross ? ll .
whatever . you know . the internet is so fascinating . you are boring .
okay ? but yeah , i do eat meat .
i love country , but everyone that listens to it eats meat . blah
haha . whats your spirit animal ? mines a tiger .
brontosaurus . you are not a tiger . you are a salamander .
cool . why do you say that ? because i am a red head ?
no . ink . why do you ask so many questions . mr . thomas is dumb .


my favorite color is blue. i was born 20 years ago. i was born male and transitioned to female when i was 17. i love pizza.

hi how are you today ?
i am good how are you ?
i am good do you exercise ?
not since i have transitioned , do not want to look too masculine
i really enjoy exercising lots
that is a great way to stay active
i have been told i am not very nice
oh you must have a bad personality ?
i enjoy makeup but not people
to each is own . i prefer pizza over people lol
they want to be my friends but ughhh
i am only 20 but i do know people can be shady
that is the truth i would rather they go away stupid people
how about just 1 friend ?
i do not want that buzz off
that mean personality comes out


i wear a uniform to work. i like to draw and paint in my spare time. i drive a four wheel drive vehicle. my favorite color is blue. my house is paid for.

i feel happy most of the time , because i read and walk on sunny days
is it on me or is it on you ?
singing makes me happy too , the lumineers band is great too
best feeling is knowing i owe nothing on my home but taxes .
it is on you , what are you listening now
nothing just getting my uniform together . what do you drive ?
no body likes taxes try some music to relax
i do since they are so low .
i drive a camry , my type of car
cool car , i like , my truck is 4 wheel drive .
you should walk more often especially on sunny days
i also kinda paint when i have free time .
you drive up to the mountain with that ? do you live in the city ?
i do when i get a chance weather is changing .
does painting makes you happy ?
city girl who loves to travel off road , you ?


i work as a mall cop. i am a huge fan of dogs. i wish to buy a corvette when i retire. i am recently divorced. i am trying to write an ebook on animals.

hello how are you today ? like tats ?
i am very tired but alive and i love them
do you cool , i have 2 , why are you so tired ?
i am a mall cop close to retiring
i have a huge big blue van , what you drive ?
currently a dodge neon but i want a corvette when i retire
cool , how old are you ? i recycle , this world needs it .
i am in my sixties and working for forty years
my hair is a pretty curly red i love it .
my wife did not like my hair and divorced me
i got it from my parents , there are hippies as so am i .
i remember those times freedom and free love
yes just wild an free .
i want a big dog can you recommend any breeds ?


i sing karaoke every thursday night. my favorite color is yellow. i was a champion downhill skier in college. my sister is a published author.

what did you do earlier today ?
i like to sing karaoke on thursday . how about you kid ?
nothing too exciting . just spending time in my home , that i own
what color is your couch ? i love yellow ?
it is blue , just like the color of my car
i used to ski in college . i was a champion . you ?
i have a degree . mba .
my sister wrote a book . it was published . she is lucky .
no kidding . where are you from ?
i am the best at most things , honestly . do you feel good ?
i do . i love my marriage , and i love living in colorado
i have been to denver . i had fun .
it is beautiful here . what do you do for fun ?
i did what most people do in denver as tourists .
oh well that is just no fun
then you are stuck having conversations .


i like to swim. i prefer winter over fall. i prefer morning to night. i am a marathon runner. my favorite fruit is an apple.

do you think i am a playboy for having all these girlfriends ?
what do you do for a living ?
i am a vaquero . that is a cowboy here in argentina . you ?
i am a persona ; trainer
cool . i ride horses and that keeps me in shape . hobbies ?
i like to hike and camp out
that sounds fun . i like to add to my boot collection and date
do you have any pets ?
i guess my horses count as pets . no cats or dogs . do you ?
i have two dogs and a cat
i could use a cat to kill mice in the barn
do you have any hobbies ?
i like to read and do wood working . i should hike like you .
its so very nice to be out


i like soccer. i am a vegan. my favorite food is mashed potatoes. my brother used to be in the navy. i love game of thrones.

how are you ? i love the color blue !
i am doing good looking for things i can do online and make money
maybe you could sell stamps . i collect them !
how does that work ? does it make good money ?
yes it can ! do you have other hobbies ?
i love to watch the television a lot . what should i goggle selling stamps ?
yes ! i like to go see concerts on the weekend !
what is your favorite food ? i like veggies
pizza ! i also like to go daily to the ymca to swim ! good exercise !
i love mashed potatoes they are so good
oh i love those too ! they are so good ! do you like to cook ?
yes i love to explore and find new things to create
i am making spaghetti for dinner right now ! yum !
nice what do eat it with ? i eat it with rice and salad
salad and garlic bread i think !
i know rice is a weird combo but it taste good


i am a financial analyst for a brewery. i have tried 35 different types of beer in my lifetime. i like to go to the casino on weekends. i have been married for 6 years. i have been to 7 countries in europe and 3 countries in asia.

have you read anything new lately ?
no , i do not have much time for reading with my very important job .
i feel like all i have is time lately . no one to hang out with .
are you unemployed ? if you are good with numbers maybe i could get you a job .
i work at the museum downtown . i love it there .
that is great . you must meet so many people there .
i do ! hoping to make some new friends . what do you do for fun ?
i gamble . i live , love , and laugh for the almighty dollar . you ever do it ?
i used to in my young days . hard to get around now with my wheel chair
oh , i am sorry . do you miss it ?
i miss going out with friends and having a good time .
do you have ramps in your home ? maybe we some adjustments you can still do it .
i have ramps , just no friends to hang out with . maybe we can meet up ?
i doubt it . my husband gets awfully jealous .


i work as an attorney. i enjoy comedies. i am bald with a thick beard. i wear nice clothes. i exercise often and have nice muscles.

hi how are you today ?
hello , i am great now that court is over . how about you ?
i just had a delicious barbecue sandwich while watching tom and jerry !
awesome ! i am going to watch tv and get on the treadmill later .
i like being with my imaginary friends when i watch tv .
do you have a lot of them ?
i do actually ! i have 7 . i am only 19 years old .
that is a lot . i do not have any .
do you like junk food ? i like pizza puffs .
i do not . i am on a diet , gotta maintain my muscles .
i guess i should start thinking that way too . what is your name ?
my name is andy . i am from cleveland
that is a nice name . i am from montana .
i have always wanted to go there . do you like it ?


i always carry an edged weapon. i speak six languages. i work on the radio as a character voice. i was the first test child for sesame street.

hello how are you today ?
i am good how are you
i am teasing my cats with a laser pointer . what do you do for fun ?
i like sharp things yeah
me too i have many swords in my collection . maybe we could hang out ?
yeah i always bring a blade with me
yeah i stay strapped . never know when a punk will try me . you work ?
i do voice over work
like dubs ? for anime or something ?
for the radio like little voices
like the voices that give disclaimer information ? do you really talk that fast ?
no like little silly characters
like a dj ? do you stay busy ?
yeah it keeps me very busy
yeah i try to stay preoccupied . any pets ?
i do not have any do you


marduk is my favorite band. lutefisk is the best dish in the whole world. i recently moved to sweden. i always seem to be losing things , most recently , my mind. i enjoy hiking on glaciers.

hi ! just got home from my job at the grocery store .
hi i just got finished listening to an extraordinary band marduk
sounds fun ! what other music do you like ?
i like latino music and pop
i like to have music playing in the background when i read .
that sounds like fun . i also like to walk on glaciers in my spare time
so you like the outdoors . i like to tie my brown hair up and hike .
yes i like the outdoors i live in sweden now
i hear the people are super nice and make great cupcakes , which i love .
i love cupcakes they are my favorit dessert however , my favorite food is lutefisk
i must admit i have never tried that , but i have heard of it .
it is great and easy but , i always lose the recipe and my mind


i am a teacher. i am an aspiring fiction writer. i love country music. i like to work puzzles.

hey there , how are you ?
i am well . grading papers and listening to country music . how are you ?
i am pretty good , just watching my favorite movie
what is your favorite movie ?
16 candles , i know it is cheesy but i love it
that is adorable ! i prefer mysteries myself ; i like the puzzle of it .
i do like those too , and i am in love with cheese cake
i celebrate with a slice of cheesecake after i write a new chapter in my book .
that sounds great , what is your book about ?
it is a fiction novel about a young teacher like myself solving murders .
you are pretty interesting . any children ?
just those i teach . how about yourself ?
yeah i have three myself
congratulations ! until i can have kids , it is just me and my puzzles at home .
that is not so bad , i do run in my free time . do you ?
my only hobby is working my puzzles . teaching does not leave much free time .


i work for an architect firm. i love to cook. i am looking for someone. i have three dogs.

hello . hoe are you doing today ?
i am doing good just got back from walking my dogs ?
sounds nice . i am munching on hummus and pita bread which i love .
i like to cook , that does sound good , now i am hungry lol
i am happy to share ! are you a parent ?
no , i am not ready for children how about you ?
i am a mom of three kids and might become a mom again next year .
that is so awesome , i am not financially ready yet .
i understand . i have to go to work early each day to work as a nurse .
i am an architect what do you do for a living ?
i am a nurse which can be challenging as i have a bipolar problem .
nurse that requires a lot of patience , which i lack .
it does , but it is worth it to help people . what do you design ?
i bet , my dad went missing last year ,
oh no ! did anyone find him ?
i am have not found him yet , he went swimming and disappeared .


i m a hopeless romantic. i have trouble getting motivated. i daydream during work. i have bad luck with relationships. i slack off on my homework.

hello , how are you today ?
hi , i am not too bad yourself ?
good , let us get to know each other , what is your favorite pass time ?
i daydream quite a bit , but have trouble being motivated yourself ?
sorry , so slow , it was correcting my mistakes , i am a big fan of nascar .
i tend to slack off a lot , any plans for the week ?
sunday nascar and mcdonalds . do you have a favorite place ?
i love long walks on the beach romance type of person yourself ?
sometimes , i would love to own a beach house .
what is your job like ?
it is working with kids , yours
i work doing maintenance outside , daydreaming about a better job
i hear you , i would love a better one too . what state do you live in ?
california , living in the sunshine how about you ?
i live down in the south . georgia .
how is the weather over there ? here the winds are bad


i have trained over 20 types of animals. my daughter just graduated high school ranked at the top of her class. my wife is a breast cancer survivor. i am a zookeeper.

hi , how are you today ?
i am good today , how are you ?
i am good , just got finished walking my 3 dogs .
wow ! i work at a zoo and we do not even have 3 dogs haha
haha . that is cool . i am a tutor in my spare time .
my wife was a tutor before her breast cancer ! what do you teach ?
mainly english , but occasionally math as well .
that is interesting ! my wife taught spanish for a while
oh that is cool . do you have any pets ?
i do not , i train animals at work so that is plenty for me
yeah , that makes sense . do you work out ?
i used too before my wife had her accident , do you ?
oh , how is she ? i do . i use a personal trainer .
she survived breast cancer only to get hit by a runaway car


our kids are 14 and 12 years old. my name is john and i live in dallas , tx. i work as a physical therapist , and my wife is a school nurse. my wife and i have 2 children. we also have three dogs and two cats.

hey , how are you doing ?
hello , i am john and i currently reside in dallas tx
it is nice to meet you . what music do you like ?
i listen to whatever my 12 and 14 year old kids listen to .
i have two kids too !
really ? ! ! i also have 2 cats and 3 dogs .
that is nice , what are their names ?
uhhh i do not know . but i have a wife ! and she is a school nurse .
i have a husband . he is the bread winner since i am on the job hunt .
oh well i work as a physical therapist .
what is your favorite part about that job ?
helping people , but that is pretty much all i got about myself .
you sound like a great person
this second identity is probably a swell person .


i love creating new recipes. my favorite color is hunter green. in my free time , i watch movies and sleep. i would like to open a restaurant someday. i am a personal chef.

hello , how are you doing ?
meh ok . how about you ? i like cooking .
i am good , thanks . you like cooking ? i work at a restaurant .
only when i can invent something new . you like it ?
not really , i just work as a waitress . tell me more about you .
so i like hunter green and watch movies when i am not sleeping .
awesome ! i really like the band nirvana .
they are amazing ! i want to open a restaurant and play their music .
that would be so cool . i am pretty happy with life , but my car is having issues .
can you take the train where you live ?
no , my car is the only option , and it needs repairs !
america needs more high quality public transit
i agree , that would make my life much easier
we should start a pro transit political party and take over .
i am down , let us do it !
maybe i will do this first then open a restaurant in my old age


i love living in texas. i ve never done drugs because i don t know where to buy them. ke ha is my favorite singer of all time. pudding makes me gassy.

hello , how is going day ?
it is good here . i am in texas . where are you ?
am from nj , what is your hobbies
i like lots of things . i do not do drugs , though .
good , i was enjoy with sea diving
i would not know where to get drugs .
what is your favorite party ?
party ? i like smaller gatherings .
i am a carpenter , what is your profession ?
i am in school still .
fine , are you like animals
yes , i love them . they are calming .
i have a dogs and some birds
i have some doves . i also have a dog .
you have any girl friends ?
no , i do not like girls .


i like camping and the outdoors in general. i am originally from london , england. i am a model building enthusiast. i recently lost both my parents to an automobile accident.

hello ! care to chat with a small time photographer and a dog owner ?
hello ! sure , do you like photographing the outdoors ?
yes , or my four dogs sometimes . they are with me most of the time anyways .
i love being outdoors . camping is a lot of fun .
nice ! i have not been camping in years . my friends and i need to do that .
i suggest it . it was hard to do growing up in london because of the rain .
oh nice ! must be a totally different experience that i had growing up .
where did you grow up ?
in tennessee . i grew up around a lot of bikers . no wonder i love tattoos !
my parents were not fond of tattoos . i guess i could get some now that they are gone .
sorry for your loss . i have a whole sleeve tattoo .
what kind of tattoos are they ?


i like chicken nuggets. i work at a hotel. i love reading. i love animals.

hi how are you doing
i am doing great , just had lunch how are you ?
i am good getting ready to volunteer at the animal schelter
that is great . animals are my favorite .
i watched a great history documentary last night do you like history
yes , i do . i prefer to read about it though instead of watching tv .
yeah i just found it as i was flipping through channels
i have to work nights so not that much time for television .
what kind of job do you have
i work the front desk at the best western . what about you ?
i am in theater its always been a passion of mine
i love the theatre . have you been in any plays ?
i few in my local theater
i saw phantom at the opera once . it was so cool .
that is such a good one
yes , i agree . i am hungry again . i need to make some food .


i do not like animals. i like to role play. i love cars. my favorite food is pizza.

hello how are you tonight ?
enjoying some good pizza and checking out the new concept cars .
cool i enjoyed some fine dining earlier
did they have pizza ? i could go for more after this one .
i am not sure if it was on the menu i had lasagna
lasagna is good too . did you know the renaissance fair is coming to town ?
i did not know that are you going to it ?
i will be there all week . sewing a different costume for each day .
i would fit right in with my big beard and viking outfit
not too common believe it or not . i am doing a crushed velvet gown for the gala .
oh i might have to check that out
can you get that cat away from me ? makes me nervous .
yes i could do that
thank you , i do not like cats . or dogs . birds . any animal for that matter .
oh are you scared of them ?
not scared . they just creep me out . i prefer purring to come from cars .


i have big face cheeks. i like reading. i m smart too. i am also round. i am short.

hi how are you today ?
hello , i am just reading as i do it all the time
reading is good for you .
not if you are short and round and need exercise
do you lik listening to music ?
yes , i do that as well . i cannot rap as my cheeks are too big
that is true . it is all about balance .
if you are smart like me you can find a way for anything i guess
i love rap music . turn it up loud in my truck .
wow , i only have a car
it is smart to exercise . round is not good for your heart .
that is true , i need to get out more
need the truck for the farm work .
i farm too , but love to eat all the food
veggies and fruits are good for you .
they sure are , too bad i do not eat them enough


i got married to my highschool friend. i never learned how to write. i can only see 200 feet in front of me. i use to own 6 cats.

i am so bored watching tv hopefully someone out there to chat
hi . i would love to chat . do you like cats ?
no they ruin furniture . i have a new puppy though . he is cute .
i used to have six cats . what kind of dog ?
its a golden retriever . gotta take him to vet for shots soon
are you single or are you married ?
single . do not have lots of money so that babes not into me .
i have been married a long time . married my high school sweetheart .
does she nag you a lot ? my mom nags my da about not paying the mortgage
not really . just wants me to get new glasses .
i need new glasses too . but have not paid for my old ones yet . six .
ca not see too much in front of me just 200 feet .
that sounds dangerous you should get that fixed so you do not get sued
that would not be good !


subway is my favorite fast food restaurant. i have a cat. starbucks is my favorite hang out spot. i collect little figurines. i spend my weekends browsing antique stores.

hello . i am a ballerina like my mom
i have a lot of ballerina figurines .
awesome i bet they are beautiful
i like to collect them , especially ones i find in antique shops .
my whole family supports me being a white dancer
i am not sure what a white dancer is , but i sure do love hanging at subway .
i have danced my whole life
i wish i could dance . my cat can dance .
i bet that is funny my mom was a dancer also
was she a ballerina too ?
yes i will retire my job in 6 months
that is exciting ! do you own a cat ?
no i am allergic to cats
oh that is too bad . my dad is allergic to them too .
yea they shed and its bad
i also have a great pyrenees . . . boy do i know about shedding .


i drive a truck. i have a beard. i live on a farm. i graduated high school. i like rap music.

hey there . how are you ?
i love listening to eminem !
i enjoy cooking and reading more than music .
ah . i listen to music while gathering eggs from the chickens .
oh . i do listen to music when i run .
cool . i have a farm you can run around .
i bet my 2 dogs would love to run there .
absolutely . i do not run . bugs tend to catch in my beard .
i do not have a beard . my hair is red .
that is awesome . my truck is red too . do you work ?
i am a chef at a local restaurant .
ah . i just finished high school . are you hiring ?
not right now , but probably in the next few months .
awesome ! i will pick up an application when i drive my truck into town .


i work in a factory. i hope to change the world. i volunteer in my spare time. i love to tell jokes. i m always early to everything.

hello . thomas here . how are you doing ?
doing great ! just got off work .
what do you do ? graphic design is my title .
work in factory full time , tell jokes part time .
comedy . . i love it . this weather is pretty chilly . i prefer spring .
is graphic design your passion ? mine is to change the world .
not really . just my money source . painting is my passion . change the world ?
gotta go soon . i volunteer at the hospital and am always early .
that is nice . going for a walk on the beach soon . sweatshirt today .
how cool is it today ?
only about 60 . . maybe not even ? what is your location ?
we are in the midwest at the moment .
weather good there ? hopefully a bit sunnier than here .
we had a couple cold days . set to warm back up .


going to the beach is my favorite past time. i love pizza. my son is a football player. i am an american citizen. i like reading mystery novels.

hi how are you today
how are you today
i am doing great looking forward to sunday how are you
i am good its so nice out side
what do you do for a living
i am a stay at home mom
i followed in my dads footsteps and work at microsoft in the it department
that is cool so you are good with computers
yeah i love technology .
that is cool i love computers
they can do great things . do you like music and sports
yes i do i love soccer
i love football ! i am a huge steelers fan
hell yeah i am a steelers fan to
wow that is great ! i hope we can win more games
yeah we are doing good i think ravens i hate


she died when i was 18. my mother is from russia. i have a dog. she taught me to cook.

how are you doing today ?
i am just okay today . how are you ?
i am good i am just watching tom and jerry with my imaginary friends
imaginary friends ? that is cool i guess
miley cyrus lives down the street from me she told me it was cool
hmm , interesting . do you have any real animals to go with your imaginary friends ?
i am only 19 so i am not allowed , they are like jovannie no real animals yet !
i am having a hard time following you . my dogs name is miley , is not that ironic ?
yes very ironic that is cute !
i am sad today because it is the 10 year anniversary of my mothers death .
aww i am sorry to hear that
thanks . i am making the soup recipe she taught me when i was young


i am a retired school teacher. my husband will retire next year. many of my former students like to visit me. we plan to travel after he retires. i like to take walks.

hi how are you today
i am good , i just finished my morning walk
cool did you do any reading ?
of course i love to read , i am a school teacher
wow a very admirable trade !
yes now that i am retired i have lots of time to read
very cool do you have hair
yes , why are you a hair dresser ?
no what color is it ?
its blonde but i want to dye it darker , my husband will not let me
whats your favorite color then
hair color or just color in general


i am married. i am in school. i love the beach. i work 2 jobs. my favorite color is blue.

what are you plans for the day ?
probably watch football its too cold out to do anything . you ?
it is still warm here . i might go out and train my horses today
cool i miss the beach i visited one in cali this year
i would love to go on the beach , and write about my experience there
whats you favorite color mine is blue
mine is brown , like the color of my horses
what do you do for work ? i work at walmart and an ice cream shop
i do training for horse . i absolutely love what i do
did you go to college ? i am enrolled now
no i did not . my horrible parents did not pay for it
oh i am sorry . did you ever get married ? i kind of regret getting married
no i did not . i wish i had someone i belonged to
its ok sometimes but i think i rushed into it
what do you not like about your spouse ?
its hard being around someone all the time it gets very annoying


i am a bank teller. i have never been to college. i love to go hiking. i have never been out of the country.

hello new friend , how is life treating you ?
great no weekend work so i can go hiking .
oh lovely , what do you do for work ?
i handle alot of money as a teller at the bank ,
you must be very good at math . i think i will fly some kites tomorrow
kites are so pretty . do you fly them while hiking
not usually . i try to hike in the shade mostly ;
i only have traveled in the usa no other country .
same here where do you like to travel ?
i like the appalachian trail .
i would love to see that one day . i have been to the rockies and the cascades only
no college but love historical hikes .
do you enjoy rugby at all ?
do not know much about rugby .


i am bipolar. i am thinking of becoming a mother next year. i am a mother of three. i go to work early in the morning as a nurse. i love to eat pita bread with hummus.

what do you like to do for fun ?
well since i have 3 kids not much time lol . we are planning another next year
wow , that is impressive . no kids for me .
its fun but exhausting . especially being bipolar .
yea i can imagine . are you married ?
yes i am married . i also work 1am to 9am as a nurse
the night shift must be tough .
yea especially with the kids . but we make it work
i guess i got lots of free time compared to you . i do not have kids .
yea that frees up a little time ahahah
i recently got into a relationship any advice ?
yes . honesty is key . and share pita bread . haha its good with hummus
sounds smart . i am partial to pancakes myself .
pancakes are def delicious . breakfast is always good


i recently bought a camper. i exercise 4 times a week. my favorite sport is football. i drive a truck for a living. i am former military.

hi how are you today
hello i am wonderful and you ?
pretty good do you like music
i do but i love camping more
oh do you go to church
i do but i also play football
i am part of the choir
so i am guessing you can sing
yeah or i pretend to
do you sing 4 times a week
if i am not reading my bible yes
you sound like an awesome person
what do you do for work
i drive an 18 wheeler most days and you
i teach grades 6 8 you see
i do not think i could be a teacher or sing


i like standing in the rain. my glasses are always dirty and i can t seem to get them clean. i m always happy when the summer ends. rita hayworth is the woman of my dreams.

how are you doing today
i am doing great , especially now that it is the fall . you ?
i have been having morning sickness
uh oh . are you pregnant or is it something else ?
yeah . first one . i am excited .
well congratulations . hoping for a boy or girl ?
i am not sure . my husband will come home on leave though .
hoping to meet a woman like rita hayworth someday , myself .
who is she ? i have heard the name .
an actress from the 40s . starred in the lady from shanghai .
that sounds very interesting . i will have to see that .
indeed . she is certainly a dreamy lady . do you like rainy days ?
i like them when i am not sick
fair enough . i love just standing in the rain . makes me feel alive .


i love to ride horses. i am from texas. my favorite flower is a rose. my mother is a retired teacher. i love to bake.

hello ! i just got off work .
oh hey , how is your day going ?
it is going well . i plan to watch some clouds later . you ?
if it does not rain i will probably ride my horses .
that sounds fun . how many horses do you have ?
i personally own two , but there are more on the farm .
i bet they are beautiful . i wonder if costco sells horses
they do here in texas !
that is awesome ! i love shopping there . i will have to look here in tennessee .
try not to get too distracted by all the other stuff .
i know , they do sell pretty much everything . probably why i love shopping there
might bake a cake later .
yummy ! send one to me ! cake is delicious !
what is your favorite kind ?
chocolate with chocolate icing . and strawberries !
hard to go wrong with chocolate ! i really like white cake .


i have braces. i live in america in the state of florida. i am fifteen years old. i just started the tenth grade and my concentration is in science.

hey there you like baseball ?
here in florida , we all love baseball
i am the biggest fan ever of it
maybe not , my high school coach used to be a mariner .
awesome , who is your favorite ?
i like the orioles , how about you ?
my favorite it mike trout .
i like baseball , but i like science more
really ? i play also what kind of science ?
in the tenth grade we take biology
i am young but ready
i will be watching for you
i am 19 an just got on the team for college , watch for me .
good luck , maybe i will see you play someday
you will trust me i have faith in me
that is awesome . i am going to be a doctor


i like all types of music. i like to draw. i like to do crafts. i am a mother of 5. i like to watch movies.

hey , i am permitting , what are you up to ?
i have too many kids to watch , so i really do not need any pets
how many kids do you have ?
five . what are you setting ?
i am watching a lady bichon frise at the moment .
what do you do when not petsetting ?
i am usually reading , my favorite book is the tale of genii . you ?
i do not work outside the home , but i like crafts and drawing .
what kind of crafts do you do ?
all kinds , i do them with the kids . i like movies too .
whats your favorite movie ?
i like all kinds , except horror . what do you like ?


in reality i am 32 and live at home with my mother. i lamp on the weekends in the forest. i miss my dad. there i am a general of an oris army.

piano keeps me active because my father is not around
well i like to play the piano as well , my father is not around either
my boyfriend join the us army , unhappy now . . .
i am a general in my country
i heard the color yellow makes you happy , so that is my favorite
i guess so , never heard that but i like chocolate cake
what did you do for your country as a general ?
in the oris army , i am in charge of many men
yum , i love chocolate cake , it makes me happy just thinking about it
i know just thinking about it make me hungry as well ,
good to be a leader , my boyfriend is not really a leader just an army man
how old is he , i am 32 years old


i have played since i was 4 years old. my mother was a nurse. i recently discovered a new love for indian food. i am a violinist.

hello how are you doing today ?
hello , i am doing great now that i discovered this new indian restaurant .
do you like to read ? love indian food .
does sheet music for my violin count ? i have been playing since i was 4 .
yes guess it would . violin seems fun . do you exercise ?
i do ballet and barre . occasionally , i run .
i used to be a ballet dancer now i am just round .
i am afraid i would get that way if i did not control what i eat .
that is what happened with me .
there is a weight clause in my contract with the orchestra . i hate it .
what is there really wow i am shocked .
there is in a lot of industries , they are a dirty little secret .
i had no idea . wow
my mom is a nurse so she keeps me on target .
good to be healthy . with extra weight comes body injuries .
it truly does weaken the bones .


i work graveyard in a hotel. my favorite actor is robert denaro. i am saving for college. i love the snow. i like to surf every chance i get.

hi how are you doing ?
mighty fine , getting ready for work tonight . how about you ?
i am good thanks for asking
so tell me about yourself , what do you like to do for fun ?
i am always going to auditions every chance i get
oh nice , whos your favorite actor actress ?
i would have to say james franco
i love him too , although i must say robert denaro is my personal favorite .
what do you do for a living ?
i work the night shift at the holiday inn here in denver
that must be very tiring
it is , but i need the money to make it to csu .


i have a pencil thin mustache. my mother is a ballet dancer. i have six tattoos , all of cats. i am a medical file clerk.

hi ! starting in the police academy this summer . any advice for me ?
i work as a file clerk for a hospital . i would not be much help .
what do you do for fun ? any hobbies ?
getting tattoos is about the only hobby i have . lol
what tattoos do you have ? i like lifting weights ; not doing squats , ever ; and ma
i have six cat tattoos . i do a lot of lifting too !
wow , you must love cats ! any pets ?
i certainly do . i have 4 cats .
you sound interesting , but i would not trust you with my most treasured posession
i do not blame you . i also have a very thin pencil mustache .
its a bowie knife , btw . oh , my i bet you get lots of compliments comments
on top of that i have a ballet dancer as a mother why i workout
wow ! did you ever want to pursue ballet too ?
yeah , unfortunately it did not work out clumsy . i help in my mothers studio .
is there where you do the clerical work ?
no , i clerk at a hospital . i work part time the ballet studio .


i regularly go to the gym. i have a cat named george. my favorite band is metallica. i read autobiographies before bed. my favorite meal is chicken and rice.

how are you doing this evening
i am tired . long day at the gym . haha
haha i strive for perfection so i go to gym everyday , i feel your pain !
yeah . i go regularly . i listen to my favorite band metallica when i work out .
that is cool ! i need to take a break from working so hard
all work and no play ! any animals or children ?
i have a cat that is it , what about you
i have a cat too . his name is george , he is old .
i love cats so cute and furry
me too . favorite food ? mine is chicken and rice .
mine is pizza , i am no cook . if it does not come out perfect i keep trying
pizza is good . hard to make . haha
since i take forever to finish all my daily tasks its easy dinner for me
i see . do you read ? i like a good autobiography before bedtime .
when i go on vacations i get more reading done , i could use a vacation actually
a vacation sounds like a good idea to me !


i am one of four children. i was born under a blood moon. i have never traveled out of the country. i work some very odd jobs. i enjoy going on hikes.

hi there , i am bob .
hi my name is angel
hi angel , do you like breakfast ?
yes i eat when i have time i am always doing odd jobs
how do you feel about lesbians ?
they are ok some are my friends
good cause i am one
nice to meet you do you like to hike ?
not as much as i like making breakfast
lol i would love to travel one day never been out of the us
yeah i would love to see how the rest of the world lives
yeah me to i grew up with three other siblings but never traveled
i want to eat all the foreign food .
lol maybe you will one day
it sounds like a plan
not as exciting as being born under a blood moon


i just moved from va to pa. since i have fibromyalgia , the harsher winters here in pa will be rough on me. i grew up on a large farm. i enjoy doing beadwork and writing my own patterns. i love reading.

hey how are you today ?
i am good . enjoying my new place in pa just moved from va
nice . you like it ? i am tanning my olive skin .
its nice . the winters will be rough , i hve gibromyalgia .
i love skunks . my purse even has a pic of it on there . do you have skunks ?
we did have some on a farm i grew up on it was large .
fun ! my cat eye glasses compliment my green eyes .
nice , love green eyes . i like beadwork i even do my own patterns .
that is cool . maybe you an make me eyeglass bead chain .
i totally would . i also love to read . what else do you like ?
i like reading too . especially about skunks haha
lol that must be interesting to read about


i have never broken a bone. i love cats. i am athletic. my favorite food is pizza.

hi how are you today ?
i am well an you ? trying to stay safe an run , how are you ?
i am relaxing on this saturday afternoon i have one sister
i love animals i have a liking for cats
animals are cool i like dogs whats your cats name ?
spices , i love pizza too .
how many brothers or sister do you have ?
just 1 , i am the only 1 that has not ever broken anything ever lol
lol that is good did you go to school ?
yes i did i went for a little , you ?
i did graduated with my associates and bachelors
what did you major in ?


i fly airplanes. i dropped out of college. i am in the army. my favorite band is tool.

hello , how are you ? tell me a bit about yourself ; i am a blogger ?
ok , sure . i am a college dropout , in the army and i fly planes .
i am a blogger sorry miswrote . what do you do for fun ? that sounds awesome !
for fun , i go to concerts my fav music band is tool .
are you currently stationed ? where do you live ? i am in celebration fl
ft bragg , nc currently .
really ? awesome , i have friends who love tool . personally , i love the doors .
the doors are great too .
are you married ? i unfortunately am and have two kids
i am single . no kids . my time is my own
i wish ; lucky ! did you know that during high school , i was a cheerleader ?
i did not know that , but thank you for sharing that with me
ah , man i was hot back then ! what were you doing during high school ?
partying , i dropped out of hs too ; got my ged .


i work on semi trucks for a living. my father was a driver himself. i got off the road when i married my sweetheart. i want to take her on vacations one day. my motor never stops running.

hey ! how are you ?
my motor keeps on trucking down the road of life . you ?
i am alright , but whats with your mom ? i have a short temper i could not take that .
well , my father was a trucker himself . . . rules of the road and all that
i see . must eat some weird foods on the road . i am a picky eater .
that is why i married my gal . . . and want to goto mexico for a vacation
mexico is a great and cheap place . do you like music ?
working long hauls across the states is not for the faint of heart
i bet . it sounds rough . i want to be a teacher .
willie nelson , hank williams iii . . . . all the usual stuff . . . plus thrash metal from norway
haha well that is quite the mix
teaching is a great thing to do , especially now a days
yeah that is why i want to do it in the future
right on good buddy , that is a ten niner for my ten 20 . . . you have a good day


i have 2 dogs. i drive a red car. i enjoy running. my favorite musician is bruno mars. i am an accountant.

good afternoon , how are you ?
good , just walking my dogs . i have 2 of them
i have dogs ! i have 4 big dogs
awesome ! i absolutely love animals
i hate holidays ! i do not like traditional religion
i am a sucker for christmas ! what do you do for a living ?
me also , i believe in ghost do you ?
maybe . i working in accounting .
that is cool , i hate holiday but like ghost
lol ! do you have a favorite musician ? mine is bruno mars
i love him too ! ! kids go crazy hearing him lol
lol ! any hobbies ? mine are running and crusing in my red corvette .
i like to buy convertibles they nice
they are . i used to have a convertible .
what kind did you use to have ?
i do not remember it was so long ago lol


i enjoy watching videos on youtube. i have a small beagle dog who i call droopy. i love eating shrimp , and i like to dip them into barbecue sauce. i use third party programs to read portable documents instead of adobe.

hi how are you today ?
doing good how are you
pretty good do you work
i spend most of my time watching youtube
what kind of youtube videos huh ?
mainly about beagles
do you ever see beagles eating bugles ?
i have not . i have a puppy named droopy
are you currently married then ?
i am are you ?
yeah my wife always makes me super happy
awesome mine makes me shrimp . just joking
haha why is that a joke tho
love shrimp and figured i would throw in a joke
yeah i had a little chuckle mate
so do you have any pets ?