my favorite movie is dirty harry. i collect stamps. i am a mortician. i want to learn how to fly an airplane. i love the colors yellow and teal.

hello , how are you doing tonight ?
i am good . watching dirty harry , it is my favorite movie .
nice , i am watching the raptors game . what are your hobbies ?
i am a stamp collector and i love yellow and teal .
that sounds boring , i am mainly into watching and playing sports .
i am very boring , i work as a mortician . you ?
that is scary , do you ever notice weird things with the dead bodies ?
but i do want to learn how to fly a plane .
i want to learn to fly a plane too !
sometimes they open their eyes . . . lol
oh gosh , that would scare me so much !
it scares me every time .
what do you have to do to them when they open their eyes ?
i use gorilla glue on their eyelids .
why is that even allowed ? !
i am kidding . i am a teacher in real life .
what subject do you teach ?
i am a special ed inclusion teacher in us history
that is a noble profession , i do not think i would have the patience to teach .
my patience is tested daily .
teaching must be hard because of getting up early , i am a night person .
i get off at 230 , i love having the afternoon free !
that would be nice , but sleeping in is better .
i get to do that all summer while still getting paid !
you get paid during the summer during vacation ?
yes , plus thanksgiving week , spring break . . . and
that sounds nice , payment for summer breaks .
and 2 weeks for christmas
it has been a pleasure chatting with you .
you too . but time to get back to work


i have eight grandchildren. i stay active. i have good health. i am retired.

hi i moved to sweden like last month and enjoy it here and you ?
nice ! i have traveled there since i have retired .
oh great . love hiking glaciers . what do you do when you visit ?
sightseeing mostly . i let my eight grandchildren decide what we do .
my favorite food is lutefisk . its actually the best dish in the world from my rating
what does the dish consist of ?
its made with stockfish . love it so much and its healthy
i love healthy dishes . i try to eat healthy and keep active .
you are right . that will keep your mind together . seems i am loosing mine
o my ! i have excellent health for my age .
good for you . i get my mind back watching marduk my favorite band
sounds like fun ! i like country music .


i like to chat with my friends. i like to read books that are in a series. i like to take drives in the country.

hello ! how are you ?
i am well just chatting with my friends trying to see where too this weekend .
oh nice . i am studying this weekend . i think i am failing a class , hard .
dang why ? i like to read just series tho
i have got a grip on the work , i am just not scoring well .
need some help ?
know anything about womens studies ? haha . i have got a study group later .
ll well i am a woman lol hopefully the study group can help more lol .
i hope so . so what do you do ?
i drive in the country an just have fun , you ?
i work and study , lol . i just got hired at mcdonald recently .
cool , you young ?


i like to work out at the gym to christian electronic dance music. people hate that i obsess about the poor. i like to watch people pray together. i like to make cellphone apps that would help heal our world. people don t like me too much but i like them anyways.

hello ! lets get to know each other !
ok . most people do not like me much . . . i like them anyways though
i tried to get elected to politics in 2004 , but i guess people did not like me either
aww . i am sure you would have done well !
aww you are too kind . do you have any hobbies ?
hmm . i work out at the gym , listen to music and volunteer at the local homeless shelter .
i did auto repair for 6 years , but now i focus on building computers
awesome . that seems like an interesting profession .
its not a profession , just a hobby . lol .
i see . still sounds interesting though . . . you definitely need smarts
i guess so . i considered the military when i was much younger , but it was not for me
my father was in the air force and then the coast guard afterward .
oh wow . it seems he was quite a strong man then
he did two tours in vietnam .


i m dumpy. i have long fingers. i have long legs. i can t eat shrimp.

so how do we usually start ? hi , maybe ?
yes . that works . hello .
nice to meet you . . . so , uh , like dogs ?
i do like them . they love to lick my long fingers too .
that is a bit of an unusual thing to say lol
i know , i am odd . especially with my long fingers and legs . sorry .
no need to apologize , just saying the first thing that came to mind
thank you . we should have dinner sometime , no ?
possibly , tell me a little bit about yourself , other than your long fingers
i have an extreme shrimp allergy . i am also out of shape .
well , when i cook for you shrimp is off the menu
thanks ! i like to be alive . where are you living ?
montana at the moment , ever be anything other than alive ?
possibly , before i came into being . i would like to see that state someday .
it is not all that great . . . my job brought me here
i like the outdoors . what work do you do ?


i live in celebration , florida. i am a lifestyle blogger. i am married and have 2 kids. i enjoy shopping.

hello friend . what are you doing right now ?
i am doing some online shopping . how about you ?
playing an old blue eyes album and waiting for the crock pot to finish !
are you married with children ?
i am not married and my kids are grown . how about you ?
i guess we have an age difference . i am and i have 2 children .
i am 57 and my three children are in their thirties now .
i can not imagine 3 ! what do you do with your free time ?
i like crooner records and slow cooking thick soups . how about you ?
i write a blog and like to shop a lot for my family and myself .
how cool . buy me something too . lol
i might if you also live in florida ! laughing
i am in tampa ! we should party ! i will bring a cheese plate .
i am in celebration . i will head that way when i find a babysitter !
sounds like a plan . i made a delicious stew to enjoy with you .
yum ! i will treat you to something the mall , anything you like .


my wardrobe is all band tees. my job involves building drones. i go to multiple comic cons. i listen to techno music , exclusively. i am an anime fan.

hi how are you today
wonderful ! just got off work . how about yourself ?
where do you work at
underground pentagon , i build drones .
sounds kind of a paradox to have drones underground
perhaps , it may have been one of the only government buildings i could think of lol
i am an old lady
oh , i am quite young . did you ever listen to techno ?
sometime where do you live
pennsylvania , did you ever go to concerts ?
i live in a very rural place so it is hard
what did you do for work when you were younger .
i made italian food mostly
did you read comics back in the day ?


i grew up as an orphan. i often play the clown to get attention. i want people to notice me. i will work hard for whatever i want.

hi , i m bored . i was going to go out on a date tonight but she cancelled
that sucks . i would love to go on a date , i crave attention
just ask someone . i think i turned her off because i m such a iphone fanboy
i understand that . the iphone is great
way better than samsung . i guess i m too much into electronics
they can be pretty expensive but i believe in working hard to get what you want
work pays for it . i have 2 computers and 2 monitors at work .
what do you do for a living ?
animator for movies . but i sit around and read online books when work is slow
cool job . i work at a dentist office
dentists scare me . hate the drill sound . need a superhero to help me
i actually hate it too
can t you find another job if you hate it so much ?
it is what pays the bills . i was an orphan so i appreciate it
i use superhero s to inspire me to strive for greater heights
that seems like an interesting tactic


and , my best friend is calden. i am seven years old. i like to play soccer. i just got my rejection letter from the gifted program.

hi , my name is samantha . how are you ?
i am kind of sad cause i got rejected from the gifted program
do you like reading books ? i love novels written by female authors .
i am only seven so i am just learning to read .
that is great ! do you ever read the news ? i love reading about politics .
i read the comics from the sunday paper .
comics are fun . i read about the law now because i am a legal assistant .
do you like sports ? my favorite sport is soccer .
yes , i like soccer too . i also like volunteering to engage in political activism .
my best friend calden wants to be a lawyer someday .
my law firm handles real estate cases . what kind of law does calden like ?
he wants to fight companies that hurt nature .


i work for the railroad. my favorite band is vnv nation. i am an omnivore. i really like watching star trek. i like eating pretzels.

i earn passive but its a secret
hey passive are you a vnv nation fan like me ?
no i am not but my dreams are so bizarre every day
are they you should take a ride on my train , i work for the mta
nice work i go surf when i have a chance .
surf in water ? no i stay away from the stuff
have you tried listening to muggers they are really good
i do not know muggers , do you watch star trek ?
i do not watch it . i think i can not settle in a one wife ?
in your wifi , or wife ?
i am taking about my wife i think i do not love her
so get a new wife , life it too short to be unhappy
can i have you instead or you available ?
i am high maintenance low quality kind of chick
that is ok with me because i am rich and i can take care of you .
awesome , i come with a dog collar


i like to garden. i like photography. i love traveling. i am a chef.

how are you doing today ?
i am doing incredibly well
what do you do for fun
i travel around the world
what is your favorite place
i would say the caribbean island
what is that like ? is it always warm ?
it is beautiful , the view from the beach is just amazing
do you ever have hurricanes
not when i was there , but i have heard there are many
i have seen so many lately
yeah , it is sad to see such a beautiful place torn apart
i feel the same way
when i went last time i took a lot of photos


i have 3 roommates. my favorite color is orange. i love gummy bears. i am lactose intolerant. i have a parakeet.

hey my friend how are you today
hello my pal . i am good .
slept like a baby oh my what sounds good to eat
gummy bears are the best .
oh my the green ones is the best
no the clear ones are the best .
we should open up a business one day like to cook
okay . can my parakeet come ?
well sure why not and you got dvd player ?
no . but one of my three roommates does .
wow a lot of people and i do not know how i would get sleep
they are quiet . they are cats . i have three cats .
cats is amazing what the names
the names are one , two , and three .
going to paint the wall green and that good names
my walls are orange because that is my favorite .


i love to chat with my friends. i like to cook. i am a foodie. i like to go shopping with my daughters. i love kids and dogs.

hi , what do you do for fun ?
i enjoy cooking and shopping , kids and dogs , my daughters . some would call me a foodie .
cool ! i surf , any chance i can !
i really like to hangout shopping with my daughters . never been surfing .
i like music also , the muggers are my favorite !
who are the muggers ? when i am chatting with my friends they never come up .
an awesome band ! are you married ?
nope just living alone with my daughters nothing weird .
understand ! i could never be tied down to just one partner !
yeah each of my daughters is from a different woman .
wow ! what do you do for work ?
no working for me , i am actually a very rich man . i invested in apple early on .
wonderful ! i get some good income , but no one knows what i do .
its ok if you wash cars . i do not mind , it is good work .
no car washes , we will just say it is passive income !
oh so you just wash cars for fun ?


i am a mother of three. i am thinking of becoming a mother next year. i love to eat pita bread with hummus. i am bipolar. i go to work early in the morning as a nurse.

where do you like to travel and why ?
hi there , i usually travel to family friendly locations because i have three young children
i love to travel to greece because i grew up there .
i love greek food , i am always snacking on hummus with pita .
greek food is the best . i love the gyro
do you have any hobbies ?
i love to sing and cook .
i love singing too ! i sing in the car on my way to work .
nice . that is the best . ha ! ha !
do you have any children ? we have three and are thinking of having a fourth .
i do not have any children but i will have in the future .
they are a lot of work , but so worth it !
i love kids . children are a bundle of joy .
they certainly are they are truly the light of my life .


once a year , i take a week off and head to florida. i freeze up in social situations. i was diagnosed with mild ocd in college. sometimes i feel like i ve already been through life once before.

hey how is your weekend going ?
my weekend is going just fine
that is good ! i might work on some artwork later
are you some kind of artist . how much are your paintings
yeah i paint but do not sell my paintings
i wish you did . i would happily buy them
that is sweet of you . i am rich but i have not told anyone including my wife
i would still buy to help you get richer , never too much money
that is true . i can thank the lotto for my wealth
i won 350 , 000 one time . i wish i could have used it wisely lol
it can go quickly
yes it can . it was gone in less than 6 months
oh wow ! did you get a new car or house with it
i had to pay off tickets and attorney fees so no


i get good grades in school. i like field hockey and soccer. i love animals , especially dogs. when i grow up , i want to be a veterinarian. i am a 15 year old girl.

hi how arae you today ?
doing good . how old are you
i do not know really . you ?
just barely started high school , a freshmen .
what are your hobbies then ?
really like playing field hockey and soccer .
nice . my mom dances ballet .
are you actually in high school
i have six tattoos so no haha
oh wow , that is hardcore for sure
yeah . . . except they are all cats .
i love cats . i want to be a vet


my favorite band is the story so far. i used to work at a factory making boxes. i recently started to work online. i used to travel the usa playing guitar. i eat meat.

hello good morning , how are you doing ?
i am good . just debating whats for breakfast . how are you ?
i am doing good , watching my two dogs
dogs are awesome . i think a sausage and egg burrito sounds good today lol
i like burritos , and love to go to taco bell
taco bell is my fave . maybe i should have them make my breakfast !
yes , sounds like a good idea ,
and i have time for that now that i work from home .
i am looking at youtube my favorite magicians
youtube is so much fun . i always lose hours when i start watching lol
penn teller right now doing a magic trick
those guys are hilarious ! i love penn teller
yeah that awsome magician , one of my favorites
i saw them live once . i was in vegas with my band . so long ago


my father is a mechanic. i work at walmart as a stocker. my favorite band is muse. i am leaving for college in three months. i am vegan.

hi , how are you today ?
hello , i am okay . just got off work , how about you ?
i am watching youtube , i like to watch makeup tutorials .
i do not know anything about those , do you like muse ?
i do not have a job right now , i live with my mom .
that is too bad , walmart is always hiring , i work there .
she is a make up artist to celebrities so she makes good money
that is very cool , my dad is a mechanic .
she buys me what i want when i want . i do not want to work .
that is not a good attitude to have . you do not want your own money ?
i am ease dropping on my neighbors they are fighting lol
ugh . that is always the worst . i never know if i should call the police or not .
not really i like being home doing nothing , it is awesome !
if you say so . i could not do that .
right , that is how i feel right now i just do not know .
do you go to school ?


i love my work and just got promoted. i work for a large law firm. i listen to classical music. i am married with three kids. i enjoy golfing.

hello , how are you doing ?
i am well . just listening to some classical music
that is good , sounds very relaxing .
it sure is , its good to come home and relax after working at a law firm
oh i bet . sounds like a challenging job .
just a little . do you work ?
i am a stay at home mom , i would definitely consider it work lol .
being a mother is the hardest job in the world . i have 3 kids
www , how old are they ? i have 1 daughter , 2 cats and a parakeet
they are triplets and 5 years old . they are a handful !
oh wow , that is awesome !
yes hehe , what do you do for fun ?
i love anything outdoors . parks , bike rides , camping , hiking etc . . you ?
nice , i enjoying playing golf


i want to visit rome , but i can t make myself go alone. i still like combat boots with babydoll dresses. the death of kurt cobain marred my middle school years. i flirted with the dmv officer in order to pass my driving exam. i don t have a relationship with my deadbeat dad.

hello i like to design and sew ?
have you been to rome ?
no , but would love to go sometime if someone watch my cat
i want to go there but not by myself . can i bring your cat
my mother went on a trip with the an elderly people as their nurse .
i do not think the elderly people would like the way i dress
i am a waitress so i see all kinds of outfits
do you ever wear combat boots and babydoll dresses together
no the boots would hurt my feet
that is all i wore in middle school as a tribute to kurt cobain
i am usually alone with my cat
my dad does not talk to me
sometimes parents are hard to talk to when you are young
i think he got mad when i flirted with the man at the dmv
well i am sure your dad is just looking out for you
i really needed to pass the test


i believe the rich should not be taxed as much. i eat out more than three times a week. i look down on people who did not. i work in finance. i went to an elite ivy league school.

i am sitting here watching a moose outside my window . i love canada .
hello , i am marti . whats your name ?
lizzy . what are you up to ?
a moose . org do you own a ranch in canada ? i live in beverly hills .
no . they just free roam near ontario where i live . i visit america often .
i have never dealt with canadian merchants . hows the taxation in canada ? i am with merrill lynch
i am not sure . i am spend most of my time running in marathons and watching basketball .
i am in my office most days . i do not cook , love italian food . where did you graduate ?
in new jersey , which is the hometown of the vancouver grizzlies . my favorite ! ! ! !
a grizzly as in bear ? i graduated magna cum laude from dartmouth . you sound gross .
that is quite rude of you to say . have a nice day .
i am rich , want to pay less taxes , you have a good day too .


i love tacos but hate spaghetti. i m headed to university of michigan in the fall. my favorite season is summer. i just graduated high school.

hi how are you tonight
it is a beautiful night , how are you
i am good just going jogging
fun ! are you a student ? i just finished high school
no i work at a club in houston
oh . . . do you like tacos ?
i love them but i always have to donate blood
ouch . i am going to university of michigan next fall and they have a taco bar !
i will have to stop in and see you
yes ! i just hope they do not serve spaghetti . i hate spaghetti !
i do not like it much either
cool ! what is your favorite season ? i love summer because the beach is my life .
i like summer so i might move to australia with my dude
wow ! australia is really hot ! it will be like summer 365 days a year !


i am an insatiable reader. i love to play soccer. i live with my parents. i work as a waitress. my favorite movies are disney movies.

hey , whats happening ?
hey what do you do for a living
well , i am a pastry chef . i am really into baking cakes .
that sounds like a fun job , i am a waitress at chili s
how is that going for you ? are you a career waitress ?
its okay i am just working there til i can move out of my parents place
yeah , my twin brother did something like that .
you have a twin that is cool . what do you like to do in your spare time
tap dancing . i have even won a few competitions .
you must be a great tap dancer . i play soccer and watch movies
i am too short for soccer . so is my twin brother .
do you play any sports ?
no , not really , unless dancing competitively counts as one .
do you like movies


i am an old woman who lives on a social security check. i babysit for the woman who lives next door. i only take the bus. my favorite color is yellow. i often do not have the money to pay my utility bills.

evening , what is your name ?
my name is mary , how are you ?
good , thanks for asking . just got home from work . how are you ?
well being an elderly woman not great , have a hard time paying my utility bills .
there is a tie between those two things ? i am assuming bad retirement ?
well i babysit for a woman next door and live off my social security check .
i see . i guess some people take getting older harder than others .
been broke most of my life , i even take the bus everywhere . you doing well ?
well enough . not wealthy by any means but doing something i love .
do you work still ? i wish i did .
two jobs . work at a gas station and as a traveling encyclopedia salesman .
you get to interact with the public . that could be interesting at times .
yeah , have you thought of volunteering ? could connect you to a job .
maybe i should . so tell me something about yourself your favorite color ?
i like natural colors . i am a rock collector on the side .
i like the color yellow . my daughter used to collect rocks .


i have a new job. i like to make cakes. i like the internet. my favorite music is country. i am a vegetarian.

hi , how are you today ?
hi ! i am great ! just finished making a huge birthday cake !
oh cool ! my birthday is soon . i want to go to europe .
that would be fun ! i just started a new career .
yes ! i would love to go on a cruise ship too . what is your career ?
i am a baker . a cruise sounds like it would be fun !
i am excited to go dancing this weekend with my boyfriend . do you dance ?
i do . i like to dance to country music ! you ?
yes ! i need to find new dancing shoes but i wear a size 12 !
oh no ! i use the internet a lot . you could look up shoes there .
good idea ! weekend are my shopping days but i will search the internet
weekends are good for shopping . i find the internet more convenient .
it is nice sometimes to avoid the crowds and i can shop in my pajamas lol .
yes ! i love that part ! and no make up !
yes that is the best . how is the weather where you live ?
it is warm . i cannot wait for winter !


i am unsure of who i am attracted to. i am afraid of rejection from my parents. i wonder what it would be like to be a different gender. i do not fully understand my own feelings.

i am sitting with child on one side and a cat on the other .
that is sweet . i am afraid my parents would not like me if they really knew me .
i do not think so . i have 5 children and i love them all
i wonder what it would be like to be a boy .
being a woman , i would not like to be a man .
and i do not know if i like boys or girls more .
what makes you say that ?
i just think i am attracted to both .
sorry i am having trouble crocheting with all these cats and kids
are any of your kids as confused as i am ?
yes they are confused but not about being a boy or girl
what are they confused about ?
they forget things , they do not do their homework , lose jackets , etc
what a simple life they must lead .
the simple life fits me well , 5 children , cats fill my home
it cant be that simple with that many


i like to listen to rap music. my favorite artist is 2pac. my favorite song is california love. i drive a fast car. my car is black.

hi , whats your name ?
hi ! i am josh , from the west coast . california baby !
cool , i am from the other side of the us , michigan to be exact
whats your favorite music ? i am a 2pac fan .
i am more of a country fan myself since i live on a farm .
i listen to california love while driving my fast car .
do you have any family ?
i have my parents , but no kids . single life !
i love my wife and kids but i miss the single life
i got a fast black car to help me find a lady .
good for you , i have already settled down
i hope to settle one day ! family is everything .


i m in a jazz band and play the saxophone. i love to eat shrimp and lobster. i have a black belt in karate. i vacation along lake michigan every summer. my favorite drink is iced coffee.

hi how are you doing ?
i feel great ! lots of coffee . how about yourself ?
i am good , so tell me about yourself ?
well , my name is jim . i started the band , the saxophones . you probably heard of us .
yes i am familiar . well i have 4 siblings , draw , like blue and in an apartment . .
very succinct . i like it . i am a homeowner , but we are both artists . any good ?
any good ? what do you mean by that ?
i am pretty darn good at the sax , are you any good at drawing ? no offense .
i am really offended . i am going to go cry now .
please , no ! i meant nothing by it . just trying to bond one artist to another .
well ok . well i think the sax is classy instrument . is that why you chose it ?
of course ! same reason i bought this top hat . favorite food on three . . . .
i see i see , do you live in a house ?
1 . . . 2 . . . 3 . . . . . lobster . oh . yes . though , i miss the apartment days . like it ?


i like to play soccer. i am seven years old. i just got my rejection letter from the gifted program. and , my best friend is cayden.

just picked up all three kids from school . how are you ?
awesome can i play with them i am 7
how precious ! do you have permission to chat ? i can go garden instead .
yes , we can play outside i love soccer
i like soccer too ! i am a school teacher !
can my best friend come too his name is cayden
i am not very comfortable talking to a 7 year old .
i am so sad the gifted program sent me a rejection letter
i went to college to teach high school english . like language arts for your age .
awesome i like ice cream
just because you are not gifted does not mean you are not smart . is your mother around ?
mom is cooking dinner meatloaf my favorite
that sounds yummy . i might make quesadillas .
i do not think i know what that is
you must not be from the south .
i stay in tennessee with my mom and sister


i am a psychology major. i am a steelers fan. i enjoy broadway shows. my favorite band is the avert brother. i love to travel.

hey , whats up , from florida !
hi ! from pittsburg ! the steelers are best ! ! !
i do not care about sports much . do you like dogs ?
no . you ? i am into broadway shows . do you have a fav band ?
i do not really . i am kind of a science nerd in high school .
avert brother is my fav band . do you like to travel ?
yeah , but my braces cost a lot , so we could not afford to this year .
are you in school ? i am studying psychology in college now that is my major .
i just started tenth grade . psychology is cool . digging in peoples brains !
yes , fascinating ! so do you have a dog ?
we have 3 dogs , but my favorite is maddie . she is a german shepherd .
sounds like a nice dog ! what do you want to study ?
i am into science . i will probably study the physical brains !
i hope you do , future neuro surgeon !
and i hope you do great with your psychology degree ! d
thank you ! nice chatting with you !


i eat lots of pancakes and syrup. i love to fish. i cut down trees very fast , because i have a large ax. i am a lumberjack. i love to cut down trees.

during every time i drive around the countryside
i love pancakes , waffles too with syrup
oh i love those too especially when i go shopping i look for those
my occupation is lumberjack , and cut down trees is my hobby .
so cool i go to college so one day i become a nurse
you like ihop ? i like to fish in my spare time
no i don t really go there and i just live in a very small town
do you have an ax , i have a huge one
what do you do with those
i go where there is trees , i am fast at cutting them down
wow that s that my ust be a sku
i make sure no house is around when in lands .
how long have you been doing this
with small axe , i chop heads off fish too .
so do you like fish do you eat those
ever since i was a kid , my dad gave me an axe


i am twenty five years old. i have a doberman. i work on trucks. i am a man. my favorite food is pizza.

hi how are you today
i am good i am 25 years old
nice do you work then
yes i do i work on vehicles ? you ?
i am lawyer like my parents
that is cool i have always been interested in the subject
yeah it is very hard
sounds like it . i have a dog .
what is their name then
sunny . he is a doberman .
wow that is very cute
thank you do you have animals ?
i do not have do you have kids
no i do not have kids
oh what season is the best
i like spring the best


i am hoping to move to australia soon to marry my boyfriend. i like jogging in my spare time. i also give blood monthly in honor of my sister who died. i am a waitress at a popular houston club.

hello , i have a question . are your friends better than your brothers and sisters ?
my sister died and i am not really sure what you are getting at .
sorry but at times i find my self when i have to choose between the two .
you are a rather interesting bloke . i recognize your words but do not understand them .
can you out with a friend and miss out your brothers birthday party ?
no . i am going out for a jog and then going into work at the club .
i cannot do physical exercises and then go for work .
you have to build up to it . why cannot you ?
after exercises i just want to take a shower and relax not getting busy again .
i find that when i do not exercise i get tired more easily later in the day .
may be you are just used to it any way natures difference .
the only time i feel like i cannot work is after i donate blood .
you are right the body needs rest to make up the lost blood .
say , where are you from ?


my dad works at the mill and my mom is a teacher. i live in a house. i have a lot of friends. i love dogs and cats.

hi how are you today
doing good . what are you up to ?
i am getting ready to take my four wheel drive truck out for a few
out in the hills , something like that ?
yeah i love driving her its fun especially to go mudding .
i do not have time to do that , too many dogs and cats at my place .
i like dogs what kind of dogs are they
two labs and a poodle .
those are cute and friendly dogs . what do you do for a living
i am actually still going to school .
do you like it ? i work as in a restaurant and hate my uniform
i do not mind it . i want to be a teacher like my mom .


my parents taught me to find inspiration in the world. i m a mom with two sons and a husband. since my dog died i m incomplete. i live in a house with a yard.

how are you doing today
not to bad just getting off work and yourself ?
i was painting my nails
ok how was your day ?
it was quiet and rainy
what part of the world are you from .
i wish i was from italy
are you from the united states
yes . oregon is my homeland .
ok am from central california
is it really warm there
yeah it gets to 105 in the summer
that is really really hot
yeah you find a way get use to it


grandpa takes me to get ice cream. i like to play basketball. i have a cat named mater. i like lightning mcqueen.

hi there ! what is up ?
am good . how are you doing
well , thanks ! any exciting plans for the weekend ?
yea . grandpa takes me out to get ice cream
cool , you live at home ?
yes . what are your hobbies
sometimes i drive around in the rain . i have a yellow convertible , i love it 3
mmm sounds good . i also have a cat named mater she is very naughty
hehe , awesome ! i love cats ! hey , do you ever sing in the shower ? 3
yes sometimes and do you like lightning mcqueen
i have never heard of them . i like katy perry , personally 3
i also like katy perry . basket ball has always been fun to me i love playing it
hehe , awesome ! i was a cheerleader in college , but now i work as a lifeguard , lol
i also like katy perry . basket ball has always been fun to me i love playing it


it is my universe , and everyone else is just a character in it. at night , i party hard in the atlanta club scene , and i never miss a music festival. i have borderline personality disorder. i work as a dental assistant in a ritzy part of town.

hello , my name is louis and i have a step dad that ignores me .
hey there , that totally sucks but life is hard .
yes . i have my real dads brain but i do not enjoy programming as much as he does .
are you a robot ? i do not do anything i do not want to .
no . i am not even happy i have his brain , i never met him .
when i am unhappy i just go party .
that is you choice and programming maybe my only choice .
yeah , i hate when i have to get up early for work after partying .
i can imagine . how about a spanish last name that you say is italian ?
is that what you do with your last name ?
yes , all the time . no one knows the difference , they believe me .
i give fake names all the time at the club .
you like playing games , lol .
i like to do what i want , its my world .


i drink hot chocolate during the winter. my father worked 11 hours a day. i am allergic to seafood. i own a iphone 7. my mother use to read me bed time stories.

hi ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! how is it going ?
hello . i am having some hot chocolate . do you like it ?
i cannot taste it through the computer but i am sure it is tasty
it reminds me of being a kid and having mom read to me .
i wish my mom could read . . .
do you like tartar sauce ?
i ate a peanut once . yes .
i love thai peanut sauce . have you ever eaten it ?
the clown ? he does not seem very tasty
which clown are you referring to ?
kpop is good stuff do not you think ?
kpop are amazing artists . . . deserving of more credit . do you watch korean eating shows ?
people eat koreans ! ? and they watch it for entertainment ! ? ! ! that is sick .
i knew you would come up with a response like that . . .
you tossed it right over the plate . what can i say
walked right into that one , right ?


i live in colorado. my car is blue. i have an mba degree. i own my home. i am married.

hello ! tell me something about yourself .
hi ! i am from colorado . how about you ?
i am going to school in the midwest right now . i am a really good student .
oh that is great . i just got my mba .
congratulations ! that is quite an accomplishment . do you have any pets ?
no , yet . waiting until i finish remodeling my home . you ?
i have a dog named bart , and i love him to death . what about family ?
my wife and i have large families . you ?
i am the only child of divorced parents , which is hard . having lots of friends helps .
and having bart helps too , right ? whats your favorite color ?
yes , bart definitely helps . i could not live without him . and blue . you ?
oh wow , i love blue ! that is the color i chose for my car .


i teach kindergarten. i enjoys kayaking in my free time. i graduated college in 2016. my class has 26 kids. i teach at a large school.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am good . i am doing the lesson plans for the class i teach .
what class is that ? i work as a cashier at two places
a kindergarten class of 26 .
do you like music , i love red hod chili peppers
i like lots of kinds of music .
cool , do you like your job ?
i do . i love kids . i always have .
i do too , they are the best humans
i agree . that is why i chose to teach .
its starting to get cold and i love this weather
i like it when it is crisp but not actual winter .
yes , and the changing trees are beautiful
i definitely love the colors , yes .


in allergic to peanuts. i like eating vegetables. i love the beatles. i am usually very shy. i have trouble getting along with family.

i never eat at home , how about you ?
i like to eat at the house . its cheaper
i am allergic to cats , do you have any allergies ?
i have a allergy to peanuts . its lovely .
my mom has over 499 shoes , i only have one
yeah , i need a car
i have allergy to peanuts and shellfish also
so , what kind of music do you listen to ?
i love country , how about you ?
i defiantly love the beatles !
i am a jason aldean fan ! ! ! and tim mcgraw
i am too shy to sing the songs though .
oh not me , but when i do i hope no one hears me
funny ! only in the shower huh ?
all around the house when i am alone ll
like tom cruise on risky business .
yes exactly , that was a great movie
i know i love that movie .
i love almost all types of movies
what genre is your favorite ?
probably i would have to say horror
oh , okay . been a little while since i seen a horror movie .
what do you do for a living
i work for a non profit group to promote peanut allergies .
awesome , i am self employed at the moment
that would be a great job !
i am looking for a job , hope to find one soon , need insurance
set your own hours . tell yourself what to do .
yes that is great and its a good income , i just want more
you said you like country music ?
yes , jason aldean is my favorite
do you like to travel ?
i used to but no so much anymore
i love to travel , just not able to as much as i want !
i have been so many places that i really just like being a home body
right now i am making 20 cents a hour .
that is not very good at all
risky business all the time !
i can agree with that for sure , hows the weather
sunny and calm enough to smell the flowers when your just walking outside .
it is cool , cloudy , windy here
sounds like the east coast .


i don t consume caffeine. my favorite band is the rolling stones. mo mother worked as a nurse. i ve had the same job for 8 years. i like to play guitar.

hi how are you today
i am great . . . . how are you ?
i am good do you work
yes i am a nurse i followed in my moms footsteps . . . you ?
do you enjoy the work ?
yes i have been doing it for the last 8 years it is great
wow what was the worst patient ?
it is hard for
yeah i bet that sounds true
what do you do for work ?
i do not work but i get up early
well that is good . . . . do you drink coffee ?
i do not do you
no i try not to drink any caffeine


i listen to a lot of strange music. i wait for something interesting to happen each day. i wish i could live in iceland. i enjoy cold winters and strong breezes.

hi how are you today ?
i am doing well , how about yourself ?
whats the definition of well ?
meaning i am content in my current state .
so anyone can say , well when asked ?
i suppose so . how do you answer how you are doing . . ?
i just say , good and continue on with the conversation .
but answering that you are good is technically not grammatically correct
what is it not grammatically correct
never mind , i have always just learned that you state you are well , not good
i like to draw . what do you like to do ?
i enjoy listening to music
do you have any good recommendations ?
depends on what you are into , i like less popular music
you mean mainstream music ? i am confused .
no , i do not listen to mainstream music . i prefer more underground


i enjoy hiking and riding my bicycle. i am a night owl. i am 29 years old. my favorite band is pearl jam. i live in a suburb of boston.

hello . the traffic today was awful
oh trust me i hate traffic i live outside boston
yikes . i bet you have a long commute like i do . over an hour
i do been here all my life and someday i will move i live for night life
not me . i love to sleep in on the weekends
to each there own my best concert was pearl jam it did not start til 10pm
we ovo vegetarians are very health conscious and don t stay up late
well i hike trails or bike trails every weekend so i am active
i do love fall colors outside . best time of the year for root veggies but not beets
i love fall winery tours , even if you do not drink the scenery is divine
oh i do love me some wine . napa is wonderful
never been but i am only 29 so i have plenty of chances ahead of me
absolutely . luckily there are many vineyards in many states
we have maybe 2 winery nearby but boston is mainly beer friendly


my favorite activity is fishing. my dad was a cop until he was killed. i once ran the mile in under 4 minutes. my favorite thing to do is float the river.

hello , how are you ? i just came back from biking .
i once ran 1 mile in under 4 minutes !
awesome ! are you an olympian ?
my pops got killed , that line of duty is tough
i am sorry to hear that . i am an officer myself .
i just float in the river an think of old times . please be safe
thank you , i always am . i did a marathon yesterday .
cool , like to fish ? i do
absolutely ! fishing is something i have passed on to my kids .
how was the marathon ? 2k 3k or a 5k ? !
full , lol . it was hot and exhausting , i lost one of my contacts on mile 8
awesome , i am gonna teach mine soon


i like to read. i am a diabetic. i listen to podcasts. i have a long drive to work.

heya , you like tv or movies more ?
i think i like tv more
whats your favorite show ? it could be on now or from the past
i say , , , game of thrones
you caught up ? i am a grill cook
yes i watched everything already
how about the ice dragon ? that is a messed up cliff hanger
i know right , gotta wait
like 2 years , outrageous haha . favorite character ? sometimes i run
i would have to say tyrion . . . u ?
he is a boss . i like argia , but sansa might be my favorite to look at
ll i am assuming youre a guy
that is a big assumption . its 2017 man lady
lol so youre a girl then ?


i am a older lady. i like to cook stews. i love to listen to frank sinatra. i love to eat cheese. i watch a lot of spongebob.

hello how are you tonight
hello , what is your name ?
my name is ryan i am at the ymca
hello ryan . i am martha and i am a widow . do you live at the y ?
i like horror movies and live on the street
i like frank sinatra music and watching spongebob .
that is an interesting combo do you play piano i do
no , i do not play , but i love to listen if you play oldies .
i do play oldies and anything else i can
can you play the spongebob theme ?
i could do that for you for sure
i would like that , and i could eat cheese while listening !
that would be fun lets do it
okay where do you live ?


i own a custom upholstery shop. i love my grandchildren. i am a wife. i am a mother.

hi there , my husband died and i really need to socialize
oh my , i am so sorry to hear that dear
to top it off my 6 brothers and sisters never bothered coming to the funeral
goodness gracious , that is awful to hear
i even broke my arm two times the past three months .
oh dear , seems like a dark cloud has become over you
it sure has now that my 70 year old parents just got divorced
oh now that hits too close to home . now i really feel for your pain
guess its about the right time to adopt a cat and become the cat lady .
that is what my husband said his last wife became
no thank you . i can smell the litter box now and i am sick . yuck .
well , a hamster is an option . that is what my grand kids own
they are so bad about eating their own though . its so disturbing .
i agree , when they are not properly fed . i have not had that problem yet
that is so horrible ! i think they eat their babies even when properly fed though , sometimes .
oh ? ! i will have to ask my son if that has happened yet


we live in an apartment. my boyfriend is unemployed. i am 25 years old. i have a 7 year old daughter.

hey whats poppin ? p can i draw you ?
sure you do not mind an almost 26 year old !
i like drawing . and drawing my friends as map ponies .
cool ! my apartment is full of ponies .
really ? ? ? what about cats ? ? i love them
no cats but my daughter is almost 8 and loves my little pony !
do you like watching tv ? like anime ?
my boyfriend does not work so he watches tv alot .
hmmmm . what does he like to watch ? why is he a bum ?
he got laid off . he watches anime also .
that sucks . we could be bffs . ; p
that would be great ! i do not have many friends here .
how old are you ? i am pretty old
i am 25 , half way to the 50 mark .


i live at home with my dad and brother. i have depression and anxiety so i don t really go out a lot. i hope to move out soon. i work at home , editing. i have a cat.

want to talk ? i am very interesting
sure . i am avoiding my dad and brother because they are mad .
why are they mad ? i own an iphone so nothing is ever bad here
they are mad because soon i will move out i hope .
a young lass moving out is what the novel i am writing is about
do you work in writing ? i do editing from home so maybe i could help .
yeah , since always . we can work if you do not mind me not liking pickles
lol . i can handle that . are you allergic to cats ?
no , but since black is my favorite color i try to avoid them
i deal with anxiety and depression and my cat helps that .
watch rick and morty , it is my favorite show and would help
maybe so . i stay in mostly so i would have time to .
same , do you also own an iphone ?
no , i have a samsung galaxy s7 active
no wonder you have depression .
that is a little discriminatory .
sorry , it is just that black is the best color and i hate pickles
that does not justify saying that it is no wonder i have depression over a phone .
i want you to be happy , and that is only possible through apple
i am done with this chat . i hope they see that was offensive and a little discriminatory .


i never eat veggies. i love to run fast. i am tall. i am strong. i am young.

hello how are you today ?
i am excellent , thanks ! how are you ?
doing ok but i have a problem being sad a lot
i am sorry to hear that .
sad because i am trying to get a new job since losing mine
i can relate , looking for work these days is difficult . what is your profession ?
i worked at a grocery store .
did you enjoy it ? what would you like to do for a living ?
it was ok . i would like to work with computers
nice ! computers and technology fascinate me . what would you like to do with them ?
maybe repair them not sure
that would be cool . what else do you like to do ? are you into any sports ?
no not really how about you ?
not really sports , but i do enjoy running .


i love collecting teapots. i work at the local bank. i m a cat person. my grandmother lives in my guesthouse. i ve been divorced for 2 years.

how are you doing today
so far so good . how are you ?
good . just cooking some pasta
great . i think i am going to make some too .
what is your favorite dish
eggplant parmesan . i always have tea with my meal
do you fry it or bake it
i bake . i have got my grandmother in my guesthouse and i try to avoid frying .
is it bad for her diet
yes the doctor said no frying . too much cholesterol .
i did not think of that .
you must be happy and free to be able to eat anything you like .
i like to cook healthy though
that is nice . i am careful about eating . you seem to enjoy cooking .
i love it . i get it from my mom
lucky you ! we can exchange recipes .


i wish i had money to travel. my parents died in a plane crash. i live alone with my dog. i have an iq of 250.

hi ! how are you ? my iq is 125 . whats yours ?
hey there , i am good . my iq is 250 , not too shabby !
wow , considering 130 is the max . do you have any siblings ?
negative , no siblings . ma and pa died in a plane crash long ago . you ?
wow , sorry ! me too no siblings and no parents .
have any pets ? dogs , cats , fish ?
no pets . it will be hard to travel , if i have them . i always do that alone , btw
oh nice , i have a boxer pup . always wanted to do more travel though .
what food do you like ?
generally anything . not a fan of lima beans . . how about yourself ?
steak ! its my favorite ! what do you like to do for fun ?
i like to listen to opera . i find it really centers me .
maybe that could hlp me sleep . generally , i sleep hours night .
dargo , what do you do while you are awake ? learn stuff ?


i am a high school teacher. i am married with 2 kids. i live in chicago. i do yoga three times a week. i volunteer at the red cross on the weekends.

well omg good morning , i need to workout but i do not want to
it is good for you . i do yoga a few times per week .
oh okay , i ride my bike tho but i take pills for my sugar daily
i see . it is important for you that you stay active . do you work ?
no i just walk my dogs a lot
that is enjoyable . i am a red cross volunteer when i have time on the weekend .
that is nice , i do like the drums also
i love the drums , but i do not play . i do not have time .
i understand me either i am good at it too
i am a mom or two and a teacher so i am always on the run .
i have 3 so i really get it
i love them though . they keep me young .
you are telling the truth lol
i am from chicago . where are you from ?
i am from ohio so lame lol
very quiet in ohio . i like the quiet once in awhile though .


i worked as a nurse for many years. my husband was a salesman. i have a cat named kj. i have lived in several different states.

hello . care to chat with a cat owner ?
yes , i would love to . my cats name is kj . yours ?
toby . he is kind of cranky . so you got any special characteristics ?
do you work ? i was a nurse and my husband a salesman . retired now .
yes . i teach italian since i am very fluent .
great i have lived in a lot of dif states , prefer the south . you ?
i prefer anywhere near an ocean . do you leave near your parents ?
my parents are both deceased now . and yours ?
mom still alive , continues to be an osteopath . any children ?
yes , i have 8 children and 16 grandchildren .
oh wow . must have your hands full .
well , all the children are grown except 1 14 yr old still at home .


i have played since i was 4 years old. i am gong to adopt a dog very soon. i recently discovered a new love for indian food. my mother was a nurse. i am a violinist.

hello stranger , i am looking forward to getting to know you !
great , i love playing the violin . what do you do ?
i own a small marketing company . do you play professionally ?
yes i have been playing since 4 , i play in an orchestra
that is great . i usually listen to bands like radiohead , but i like violin music !
cool i love all music
i also enjoy taking care of my two little dogs , husband . what are your other interests ?
i love trying different indian food and i will be adopting my first dog
that is great , both of our dogs are rescues !
awesome ! ! i hope my puppy likes my violin playing lol
maybe you can train him to get the cat guts they use for strings ! ; p
lol . . . do you have any kids ?
no , but our dogs feel like my kids !
that is true . i want two kids


i like alternative rock. halloween is my favorite holiday. i work in a craft store. i own a hearse.

i need a vacation . up i never traveled outside this country
if i had the money i would want a vacation , what do you plan to do ?
i been take very odd jobs saving up
what country do you have in mind ?
europe . mediterranean . croatia . just everywhere lol
mediterranean would be nice ! i have a lot of craft supplies from there .
well i was told its beautiful . i world love to go hikes over there
ll i would love to eat the food there , i just bought a hearse is that weird ?
nah . i was brought into the world under the blood moon . used to weird
haha wicked ! i love halloween that is why i bought it
me too . my favorite holiday . i am the 4th child and weird
haha that is cool you the youngest ?


until then i will make 215 an hour. i hope it to become a doctor one day. i am a college student who is a full time working mom. i cannot wait to start my new life.

hi just waking up my 5 kids gave me a hard time last night
wow , same here ! i work full time , go to school , and have kids !
i am currently on internship at a computer company but thank god no work today
i want to be a doctor one day . how do you balance everything ?
i cope with my moms help . she is a lawyer and work for herself
i cannot wait to start my new life . right now i have a little help .
i see . what do you do at your spare time ?
what spare time ! ? mostly i study for school and play with my kids . you ?
i see . for me i love going to fish . you can try it its fun
that sounds fun ! i also try to pick up shifts at work to pay bills .
i see you are trying to cope with your bills . its not been easy right ?
i know one day it will be worth it , but yeah , its really hard .


i won a lottery 6 years ago but nobody knows. i live a lie. i paint organic scenes with pretty trees. i am a painter.

hi how are you doing today ?
hey , living the dream ! how are you ?
good ! just looking up movie times . i want to see an action adventure movie .
action is not my thing . i much prefer movie with pretty scenery . it inspires me
action adventure is my favorite and i love eating the popcorn !
i prefer to be out in nature with my paintbrushes . trees are beautiful .
i really enjoy riding roller coasters outdoors ! it is one of my favorite things to do .
i always said i would travel to amusement parks if i won the lottery . . .
i love riding coasters ! but i have not had much time lately .
i never went there , and i would be lying if i said i did not win
i am so busy studying to be a welder . trying to make my mom proud . you won ?
it is how i can be a painter and live freely .
amazing ! i wish ! we have always struggled . my father left my mom when i was five .
i never told anyone . its been 6 years . life is a lie sometimes .
it might be better off that way for you . you will not have to share .
i share anonymously so i can remain who i was and not who i am


i started working at google last week on self driving car research. i love computers. i am considered a nerd by many. i i love logical and rational thinking. i am very good at math and science.

how are you doing today
great ! i am glad to be here . i really like computers
i really love animals and i love to bake
oh nice . i am a nerd
i like to draw and paint
nice . i work for google !
that is cool do you take naps
yes ! we are required to . it is great ! i am great at math too . you ?
i like apples cafeteria it is not bad
nice . i like logical thinking .
are you male ? sounds like it . i think nerds are hot .
yes . i am hot . i think so atleast .
sounds like my dream guy
i work on self driving cars also . how do you have fun ?
we can stay at home and you can teach me stuff all day
oh that sounds great . i am also great at science .


i have a job as an it agent. i am a meataholic. my dad works for stifel. i like smoking weed.

hi . my name is paulie . i am a little nervous to meet people .
it is ok , eventually you will get use to it .
i work with animals . i prefer them . people are okay . do you have any pets ?
animals are cool . i am not a big people person either . people are really mean .
right ? ! i like you . do you read ? i read a lot of crime novels . very mysterious .
not really a ready , i prefer smoking weed and working as a it agent .
it shows . sorry . i am still bummed out . an alligator bit off two of my toes .
what a bummer . should of wore steal toe boots .
it was a steal toe alligator . you eat breakfast ? i eat eggs for breakfast . lots of eggs .
oh , and yeah i do . more like pancakes and protein shakes .
pancakes are people food . i eat animal food . like an animal . i like animals a lot .
i am sure you do , you keep talking bout them
i do not get out much . you can tell . i know . have you ever lost a toe ?
no i have not , my dads a stifle worker however .


my dad was a cop. my favorite color is red. i spend my free time volunteering at nursing homes. i like to water ski. i am tall.

hi ! sitting watching football today . you ?
hello , l just left the nursing home where i volunteer
that is very honorable ! i hope to be rich and donate to places .
we all hope to be . . . what do you do for a living ?
i am a hockey coach . you ?
i teach water skiing but my dad wanted me to be a cop like him
a cop ? that is honorable . they are our heroes .
yeah but it is so dangerous
very true . i would donate to the police if i became a millionaire .
i definitely would to . any hobbies ?
i like to play hockey and watch sports
basketball , running and of course water skiing
that sounds fun . i do yoga on the weekend
i am a bit too tall for yoga
that is nonsense ! no one is too tall for yoga !
my downward dog would look like upward dog lol


i am a lover of italian food. my father has a very prestigious job. my favorite band is iron maiden. i enjoy watching netflix with family. i enjoy making d models for video games and animations.

hi how are you ? i was just baking a cake
i am good and how are you . cake is good , but i love italian food .
italian food is great i could bake a lasagna , baking is my forte .
awesome . i like rock and i enjoy some iron maiden .
iron maiden rocks ! i like riding my horse and listening to rock .
on the weekends i have a netflix family night , and horse riding in the day .
i watch netflix with my mom all the time since she retired from teaching .
okay , my father did not retire yet , he has a prestigious job in home security .
home security is very important here in texas where i live .
i did not follow his path , i make d models for video games and animations .
ahh i see , do what you love , i want to be a botanist , i love roses .
i love roses too , and have a green thumb .


if things are not done right i will redo them again and again. i work too much. i think i need a vacation. i am a perfectionist. i take forever to get tasks done so i start early and clock out late.

hey there , how are you ?
i am doing well , but i sure could use a vacation ! you ?
a vacation sounds good especially if it includes rock climbing .
oh my ! i would never have time for that . work , work , work !
a vacation where i could write would be great too . it is how i make a living .
i wish i could . but knowing me , i would write , re write , it would never be good enough !
oh i bet it would be . i write a lot about my dog .
i start early , spend all day redoing things , finish late , never quite right !
sorry to hear that . something funny , my dog has black hair and so do i .
cute ! they say dogs and owners often look alike .
i totally believe it to be true . do you have any pets ?
no . all i do is work . no time for fun . plus , too much mess .


i like fruit. my favorite fruit is apple. i don t like to eat meat. i like to eat the skin of the apple. i like green apples.

hi how are you today ?
good ! i just ate a bunch of green apples . my favorite . how are you ?
what other fruits do you like ?
pears , raisins . i like most fruits .
that is good i love apples and grapes strawberries and watermelon too .
i really do not like meat tho .
really i love meat does your diet consist of veggies ?
yes . i also eat a lot of fruit . apples . even with the skin on them .
the skin is good has lots of the vitamins and minerals
this is true . so , what do you do for work ?
i work in a daycare center with the babies what do you do for work ?
i manage a small it department .
that is good is it stressful ?
at times it can be . most of the time everything flows well .


i want to go back to school. my sister is my best friend. i want to learn self defense. i like to watch shows on netflix.

hola ! happy friday ! how are you ? !
i am doing good ! tell me about yourself .
i love music ! i love blaring katy perry in the car and travelling !
wow , i wo not lie that sounds absolutely terrible .
hahahahaha ! the katy perry part or the driving part ? !
the katy perry part for sure .
who your favorite artist ?
i am deaf , all i do is watch shows on netflix with captions on
do you know sign language ? i am still learning , but i love to practice !
yes i do , my sister helped me learn it , she is my best friend
my sisters are crazy ! how many sisters or brothers do you have ?
i only have one sister that i know about .


i am in a rock band. my favorite color is orange. i have really long fingernails. i hate wearing make up. i own a hot pink moped.

hello , do you like animals ?
hey , i like them a little .
i love animals . they are my closest friends .
that is nice , i do not like them enough to consider them as a friend .
i have many breeds of animals , and i go to shelters all the time .
i stay far away from them , i rather practice with my rock band .
is your band on youtube ?
i do not think so . we prefer not being recorded .
oh , i love youtube . they have the best animal videos .
they have some of the best rock band videos .
i bet , what bands do you like ?
i like pretty much all bands .
cool . i like country when i am outdoors . the wildlife love it .
i love the outdoors as well .
i just love watching all the animals run by while i am out there .
i love the sunshine and the breeze of fresh air .


my sister is a guitarist. my favorite book is jane austen s pride and prejudice. i can knit. i like going barefoot.

hey how are you today ?
my sister loves the guitarist , good guitarist too
that is cool . guitarist are pretty awesome . i like to read
i am fine and you ? do you like to knit ? i do .
i am doing well . i do not have time right now i am getting a biology degree
do you like pride and prejudice by jane austen ?
i do . my favorite book though is 1984
you know a little about biology ? what is the benefits of walking barefoot ?
i do not think i have learned that yet . but it hurts to outside
george orwell ? do you also like animal farm ? some country is like 1984 . . .
i do like animal farm . what do you do ?
i want to be a writer
that is awesome because i love to read
i like to write short articles also .
that is neat . what do you write about
i wrote an article on shopping recently


i enjoy playing retro video games on my 386. my cat s name is leroy jenkins. my suspenders sometimes make my shoulders hurt. i have ink stains on all my shirts.

how are you this evening ?
not bad , suspenders are digging into my shoulders though
ha ! i remember those days .
remember ? are you older then ?
17 . i had to wear them in catholic school back in new england .
ah , a uniform . my only uniform is the ink stains on my shirt .
well , my life has been very sheltered but now . . . .
how about now ? did something change ?
yes , i plan on raising some hell and getting some !
oh my . i prefer staying home and playing videogames myself .
right on . nothing wrong with that .
so , are you a fan of animals ? i have a cat , he is adorable .
we have a cat and a dog .
oh , you live with someone else ?


i drive a ford taurus. i drink diet coke. i work in retail. i love katy perry. i spend too much time shopping.

hello how are you doing ?
hey there ! diet or regular coke ?
regular of course . do you love art ? i just opened an art gallery .
i enjoy art , but i am more into shopping spend too much time on it anyway
oh i am also a scientist . trying to make ice last longer .
super for the ice caps and my diet coke ! you did not pass the coke test , btw
i thought it was the pepsi phalange ? have any kids ? i have 3
ll you get another try katy perry or pink ? no , no kids yet .
katy perry for sure . how about you mars or jupiter ?
right anwer for sure she is my fav ! mars , of course !
yes mars for me too . would love to see the surface one day .
very ambitious ! there is no ice there . . . yet , right ?
no maybe under the surface who knows . have you ever take karate ?
i wanted to , but my retail jobs schedule did not work . you ?


i like to garden. i make my own compost. i have my own greenhouse. i make my own soap. i am a fruitarian.

hey names chad and i am 6 feet . really love high school .
what grade are you in ? i have a big garden .
i am a junior in high school . and enjoy track and field in the spring
i never have to buy compost because i make it . that sounds like fun .
i also go dancing with friends . not clubbing
what kind of dancing do you do ?
well whatever gets the body going . i guess . lol we just have fun .
i can get that . i only eat fruits .
is that really healthy thing to do only eat fruit ?
it may not be , but i seem fine . i eat the skin of most of them too .
oh ok , i guess if i did that my mom would yell at me .
oh do you live at home ? do you have a greenhouse there ?
do , i mean i am in high school after all .
that makes sense i guess .
yeah , but soon i will be attending college and things will change .
that will be so fun for you


i grow the tallest sunfloweres you ve ever seen. my husband and i have a suicide pact. i spend most of my days working at my church s food pantry. i love agatha christie novels. i have 5 children , though 2 have passed away.

hi how are you today
i am ok , just working at the church , storing food for the poor
that sounds nice is that your job
yes , but i also grow the tallest sunflowers this side of the mississippi .
wow how tall are they
about as tall as my twins were when they died . i have 3 surviving children .
i am sorry to hear that
well , have a suicide pact with my husband so the pain will end soon .
are you both turning 27 ?
yes , how did you know ?
because of the 27 club
what is that ? it sounds like something from an agatha christie novel .
a bunch of famous celebrities died at 27
can you name a few so i can ensure my husband and i join the club ?
kurt cobain , amy winehouse , jimi hendrix
sweet , my other children will want to join the club too once they found this out .


my favorite color is red. i have 2 turtles. i like to play video games. i have purple hair.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am really good just at home playing some video games
what are you playing ? my boys got me hooked on fallout .
i love fallout and i also like to play sly cooper
i have never heard of that one . i play minion rush on my kindle .
i have played that . . you will have to try sly cooper it is fun
what platform is it for ? i also draw and paint .
you can get it for any i think i use my ps3 . . . i have turtles
we have alpacas and dogs .
nice i may be able to beat you my hair is bright purple
that is a weird color , does your job permit it ?
i really like red also
i am a redhead . i also have grey eyes .
nice i am naturally a redhead
do you have any kids ?
i have one redheaded son


i like to ride motorcycles. i have many homes. i try to limit how much meat i eat for health reasons. i ride horses. i collect vintage cars.

hi there , how are you ?
doing great . riding on the cb750 was relaxing . yall should come visit soon ?
sounds great a visit is overdo . .
the kiddos might like the horses better but we could take the bikes out . when ?
after i play a few arcade games .
ha of course . we could bbq after . chicken ok with you ?
chicken is good , will there be music ? linkin park rocks
you can pick the tunes . i just brought the sounds system down from the lake house .
after learning i have autism music is my therapy .
oh ! i had not heard . when did you get diagnosed ?
about a year ago , now i understand why i was quiet in school .
it makes perfect sense . how did your family react ?
shocked and relieved it explained why i was so withdrawn .
if it would be easier we could just take one of the cars out . fewer people . maybe ?
yes that sounds like a good plan what time do we leave ?
mid morning ? i just need to get some chores done . we are headed back to sc soon .


my favorite color is blue. i like nature. i like to go hiking. i work full time. i love eating out.

hello , care to chat with a female educator ?
of course . how are you doing ?
i am good . enjoyed my favorite movie magic mike . how about you ?
nice i am good as well . just wore out from hiking .
oh nice ! you must enjoy hiking like i do singing .
being outside enjoying nature is a passion of mine .
oh sounds nice . so where are you from
its hard to get time for it though . i am from st . louis mo . you ?
the big apple . whats it like out that way ?
its great here . plenty of places to eat out as well as entertainment options .
oh nice ! might need to visit one day . check out the video game stores too .
are you a fan of gaming ?


i like to garden. i make my own soap. i make my own compost. i have my own greenhouse. i am a fruitarian.

hi , do you want to go water skiing with me ?
hello , yes i would . that would be nice , thank you for the invite .
are you old ? i might have met you before .
no , i am only 23 . i have a greenhouse with trees older than i am .
oh , i thought maybe i would have seen you around the nursing home .
no , sorry . i would love to volunteer to take care of their gardens and use my compost .
do you have any red flowers ?
i am a fruit eater , so i have cherries as well as hibiscus .
hmm . my dad never let me eat fruits . he said only criminals did .
do criminals also make their own soap ?
he never said anything about that . i am not sure .
i promise you , fruits are the best thing to eat .
okay , come feed me some and let me try them .
i will bring them when we go water skiing . ,


i take vitamin c when i have a cold. i do not eat bread. i am disabled and cannot walk. my friend once bought me a car. my favorite season is winter.

hi , i am very family oriented . are you ?
hello ! i really enjoy the company of my friends . they have done so much for me .
cool . what do you and your friends like to do ?
i cannot walk ; however , i love to be outside during the winter . what about you ?
sorry to hear that . i love jazz music and playing bingo with my husband .
how fun ! my friend bought me a car , so i can still get around pretty well .
that is awesome , some day i have trouble walking , i have metal in my knee
how did that happen ?
i shattered my knee playing tennis
i miss playing tennis ! i miss eating bread too . i just found out i am gluten free .
that is not so bad at least you will be healthy
true ! i am really into different vitamins .
i take iron and b12 everyday
i take vitamins a lot when i am sick .
oh you have to keep everything running smoothly
especially since i cannot run !


i am a mother of three. i am thinking of becoming a mother next year. i love to eat pita bread with hummus. i go to work early in the morning as a nurse. i am bipolar.

hi there . what are you doing ?
i am good , eating some pita bread .
yummy . i eat pita while i listen to miles davis . do you drive ?
yeah , i have to ! i have three kids .
what are their names ? i only use my bicycle .
john , sophie and marcus . they are my pride and joys .
here do you work ? i am in a cannery .
i am a nurse on the morning shift .
i like nurses , one fixed my nose a s a boy .
oh , we are the best
i was only ten when the accident happened . i love jazz now .
i am thinking about having another kid .
how can i help with that ?
do you think that is crazy ? with 3 already ?
no , kids are the best ! sometimes on my bike rides i see children playing .
i think it will be okay . my husband is on the fence .


my favorite food is pizza. i am twenty five years old. i am a man. i work on trucks. i have a doberman.

i speak several languages but it wasn t easy
working on trucks is not easy
just like carrying a big edged weapon
or my doberman , he is a big baby
sesame street ? you know it ?
sure of course all men do
test child , i was the first for that
i am 25 have not been a child for a while
oh , yeah ? fire forest in ca i started it
i like fire cooked pizza it is my fav
oh , i work in a radio station , they use my voice
i do not have a good voice too many smokes
what other skills do you have then
training my dobermans . they are awesome


i work as a legal assistant in a law firm that basically only handles real estate work. i enjoying keeping up with the news and learning about political issues. i also enjoy reading novels by female authors and exploring new areas. i often spend my free time engaging in activism work with friends and family. i enjoy this type of activist work , as my job is not very personally fulfilling.

hi , do you have any dogs ?
yup , two little ones . what about you ?
yes , i own a doberman like the man that i am
big dog ! whats his name ?
his name is tiny lol
ironic . what do you do for a living ?
i fix trucks and sell them
do you enjoy fixing trucks ?
yes , i love my job . do you work ?
i am a legal assistant . we do real estate law .
sounds like a rewarding job
it is not particularly fulfilling personally . i prefer doing activism work .


i have often been called a slacker. i am a weirdo. i have blue and orange hair. i wear dingy clothes.

hi how are you doing ?
i am good how about you ?
i am good thanks for asking
welcome ! so whats up tonight ?
nothing much just watching tv
today at work i got called a slacker .
what do you do for a living ?
accountant for some companies .
i like to volunteer at the hospital on my free time
ahahah nice i am a weirdo .
why do you say that ?
because my blue and orange hair explains it all .
what city are you from ?
i am so comfortable . in my dingy clothes . milwaukee wi .
do you have any hobbies ? i like skiing
i am a photographer . how about you ?


i do community theater when i am not in school. both of my parents are doctors. i am in love with a girl who is unaware of it. i am in medical school.

hi i am sam and i just moved to florida
hello sam . is it nice there ?
very nice down there . i wonder what it is like to eat a grasshopper .
well , i think it is safe . i am studying medicine , so perhaps i will soon find out .
when the tide is low that is when i will surf .
if you wipe out and are injured , my parents can help they are both doctors .
well that is pretty cool and yes i do like the twilight series
oh you do ? the girl i love likes twilight . she does not know of my love .
wow , that is pretty cool . i am just working towards on doing better things with my life
you should try community theater . that is what i do when not in school .
that is not my thing to be honest with you
you could do stage work if you prefer . . . props , lights , etc .
well maybe , we shall see how things pan out .
i think you should try a grasshopper now . be brave !
eat grasshoppers and makes sure it is cooked sounds like a good plan
i have seen them in chocolate and in hard candy .


i play the violin. i am nurse. i am married with 5 kids. i like to visit national parks.

hello hello . how are you ?
great ! what do you like to do ?
i actually love to learn about historical things . how about you ?
i enjoy playing music in my spare time . what kind of history ?
all kinds really . its why i am happy with my job .
sounds like a great gig you have there .
i work in a museum so it definitely is . what do you do ?
i play music professionally , a violinist in the local orchestra .
i bet that is exciting ! i love classical sounding music .
i bet you would , being a history major and all haha .
well , given my disability it was natural i get into such things .
ah , music has always helped me see the finer things in life , would not you agree ?
i definitely do do agree .
what instruments do you play , if any ?
oh i do not play any . i am just a fan of classical music is all .
ah well every musician needs an audience . what is your disability ?


i love animals. my father worked for ge. green is my favorite color. i enjoy playing tennis. i am an aspiring singer.

hi how are you today
hello ! i am good . my father just came home from work at ge .
are you happy about that
it makes me as happy as seeing animals do .
what is the best animal
green ones ! ha ha . only because that is my favorite .
nice do you work then
i sing in my spare time . i hope to be the best singer there is !
then you must practice often
they are pure aspirations ! i practice tennis more because i enjoy it .
i was in the navy
my father said ge makes materials for the navy .
yeah for our ships yeah
i could go for a tennis court on a ship !
yeah it would be windy
that is true ! reminds me of birds in the wind .


i like smoking weed. i love rap music. i am a meataholic. my dad works for stifel.

hello how are you doing .
i am great , smoking some bud
it is late and i am eating pizza i love it .
i would not mind having a slice with extra meat
what is your current occupation ?
i work with my dad at stifel , a construction company . you ?
wish you were here so i could share .
lol it is cool . what kind of music you like ?
i should not be eating this late because of my athletic career .
i like hip hop and r b . my favorite rapper is lil wayne
i love to listen to classical music while rubbing my cat stomach .
i love cats , really i love all animals
i have been fortunate to have never fractured a bone .
that is nice , i broke my arm once
do you have any pets ?
yes a pet iguana named larry


i like to cook. i have a cat named kj. i worked as a nurse for many years. my husband was a salesman. i have lived in several different states.

hi there how are you
hello , i am doing well on this rainy day .
me too . its good for my beautiful rose garden .
the hospital where i used to work had a lovely rose garden .
cool . our hospital has a starbucks . love it there !
we move around a lot , thankfully starbucks is everywhere .
it is . although i am unsure they had it at woodstock where my parents met
i would have loved to have went to woodstock . we found kj near there .
me too . i should have done more than swim in college and had experiences like that
same here , the only thing i ever have done with my culinary degree , is make toast .
wow ! you should really put it more to use haha
i love to cook , but my husband is gone a lot and we do not have kids .
i am sorry . i always go out to eat too much even just for coffee at starbucks .
i do too . starbucks is life , lol


i love wearing name band clothing. i was once offered to play basketball professionally. i have woman calling me all the time. i spend my evening creating the perfect music playlist. i prefer the night instead of the day.

hey ! ! i am jessi , i was born and raised in san francisco
hey jess my name is jace , i wear a lot of band shirts
fun ! ! i love band shirts ! so does my labrador bongo
nice i was offered to play basketball as a profession . turned it down to pursue other things .
no way ! ! ! i can relate i was demoted because of my trip to paris
yeah , it was something i thought about . i can be quite the womanizer . . . . lol
wow . . confession time okay ! i stole my sisters boyfriend .
wow ! ! now that is something i would not do . try and make music playlist
what songs ! ? i can listen to it on my trip in december .
i am a night owl , oh i will send you the playlist . it is perfect for you
can not wait ! i am a pharmacist by the way
oh cool , i am a artist of sorts and building my business from the ground up .
really interesting ! my one and only sister is an artist too
nice ! ! what kind of artist ?
graffiti art ! she is the reason we are going to paris .
that is nice to do !


i am seventy one years old. i love to keep a small garden outside of my house. my favorite food to harvest is carrots. i love all sorts of fresh vegetables. my house is located in the countryside.

hey man , hope your day is going better than mine .
its pretty good . just came in from my garden . are you ok ?
could be better , just having a bad run of things for the last few months .
sorry . if i have learned anything in my 71 years its that bad runs always eventually end .
all i can do is keep going . at least oggin is cheep hobbie .
that is why i like gardening plus all the fresh vegetables . what else you like ?
music , but that is about it . i have been out of work for a while .
you have had a bad go of it . hopefully it will get better soon .
yea , dads in jail , i had to go on welfare to survive . feel like a losser .
if you lived close i could give you vegetables . i have carrots running out my ears .
hey thanks . everything helps , wish i could afford a real good steak though .
ha ! do not we all ? well i gotta run . hope things start looking up .


i read fantasy fiction novels. i am a mother. i enjoy shopping online. i enjoy swimming. i used to work for monsanto.

hi
hey there , how are you ?
good and you ?
good , my daughter is napping so i am shopping online . might go swimming today
stay at home mom ?
now i am . use to work for monsanto . how about you ?
i am a college student from cali
i love california , almost as much as my fantasy fiction . ll
i like comics and video games
very cool , do you live with roommates ?
yes i am in a dorm
i remember those days
whered you go ?
minnesota state university


i love photography. i don t like waking up early. i enjoy spending a lot of money on my hobbies. i like to use candles instead of lights. i love the sound of the rain.

hello . what are you hobbies ? i like to read
hi i like to take pictures photography is my favorite .
cool ! we have not had family pictures done since i got divorced
i am sorry you got divorced . do you have any kids ?
yes i do . do not see them much since i am an er nurse
i am sure they understand that you have to work . i have to work nights
oh yes i know how that is . drink lots of dr pepper to get through
i am a night person i hate getting up early
what do you do for work at night ?
i work in a dark room and develop pictures
sounds interesting . what do you do in your spare time ?
i take pictures and spends most of my money on paints for my artwork
i spend a lot on books since i love to read
what kind of books do you like
anything really . murder mysteries are my favorite
do you ever solve the murders before you finish the book


i work in marketing. my hiking boots are pink. the appalachian trail is my favorite. i love to hike. i like folk music.

hello how are you today ?
good . just working in marketing .
nice , ism trying to plan my next trip to ireland .
cool . better bring your hiking boots . mine are pink .
ll , yes definitely . have you ever been ?
no , but i have always wanted to hike there
my mom was born there so we try to go as often as possible .
cool . i love folk music , and ireland has plenty
i have also been to australia a bunch . do you travel ?
yes , i love to . i have been to the appalachian trail . .
that sounds awesome ! my father wrote a book about that trail .
cool . i wanna read it


i am very social. i eat healthy. i make straight as. i am a high school student.

hello , how are you today ?
i am good ! taking a break from studying for a test .
nice , i just got off work from mcdonald
cool ! my friends and i go there sometimes . i get the side salad .
i am only 18 , but i want to work before college to get a car .
that is smart ! i am hoping my straight as will get me into a good college .
yea , i just think there is no rush .
i guess . i work hard , but try to focus on spending time with my friends .
that is good . i was not surrounded by good friends so i am living at home still .
oh i live at home too . i am still in high school .
cool , high school is nice .
i really like it . my friends are here and i like learning and reading .
i do not really like studying . what do you do for fun ?
i cook ! i like inventing healthy new recipes .


we have a dog. i have several children. my parents are still married. we live in a rural area. i am a woman.

hey there what is your weekend plans ?
hello , do you have any pets ? i have a dog and i plan to work as usual
i do i have 3 , all dogs .
awesome , would you mind telling me their genders ?
why not ? 2 girls 1 boy . like the lake ?
i love the lake , but i prefer the pool , i love swimming
when i am not in the bank i go to it so peaceful
do you work in a bank or are you talking about a riverbank ?
no i am a accountant an yep that is the 1 blue fence ?
are you an artist , i love painting as well
yea that fence is my favorite color
what is your favorite color ?
blue is , the color of that fence . you should paint it over .
i probably will , just for you and i will do it with no cost at all


i love candy. i almost always wear a t shirt and jeans. skateboarding is a hobby of mine. i have a crush on my co worker. i go to college part time.

i only have six month to live
wow how are you doing
well i could be doing better
i am in love with sweets
then y should marry them i would marry justin bieber if i could
i love to wear jeans
what kind i like skinny myself just like bieber
i also enjoy skating and go to school part time
so do u like pizza it is awesome
no my co workers are nice
do they make expression because i am terrible at that
do you like candy or sweets
yes but only kisses from justin bieber
you are quite obsessed with this
i really really like justin bieber like alot
he really is not that great


my wife just left me. my favorite city is new york. i love to run. i am a lawyer.

hello would you like to chat with a zoo keeper ?
sure
so do you have a profession ? my wife and i are zoo keepers .
i am a lawyer . do you exercise ?
nice . if training over 20 types of animals counts toward exercise then yes .
myself , i love running
oh that is nice . are you married ?
recently divorced , i am afraid
sorry to hear . my wife is a recent breast cancer survivor .
good for her !
yes . do you have any children ?
no , i do not
i have a daughter , just graduated top of her class . so proud .
i would imagine


i don t like the beach. zebras are my favorite animals. i dream of becoming a famous actress. i am a writer. i m allergic to milk.

hi ! do you believe in magic ?
no , but zebras are pretty cool right ? they are my favorite animals .
zebras are cool . my daughter loves them .
i am actually writing a page for animals magazine about zebras , i write weekly .
cool . if magic was real i could make a zebra appear for my daughter .
have you heard that zebras make great milk , too bad i am kind of allergic to it .
haha . no . but i cannot wait for christmas ! it is so much fun to get mail packages
do you take your daughter to the beach often ? i really think the beach is nasty now .
not lately . time for me to go fantasize about christmas !
i fantasize of being a very famous actress someday . riding a zebra down the runway .
that would be interesting . nice fantasy ! hope it happens .
me too but as a writer i do not think it can happen .
you can do whatever you want to do . . . if you believe in magic !
but i do not believe in magic . . .
you should believe in magic . . .
can you do any magic ?


regular life disappoints me. i wonder about what life in space would be like. i wish that i could be an animal. i enjoy classical music. i do not get along with my family.

hello , how are you today ?
how are you doing tonight
i am fine , thanks . are you a college student ?
no i am a mother of 2 boys and 1 girl
that is so nice that you can be home with your children .
yes i love it i am a baker out of my home
i get your children love that you are a baker . . lots of sweets . .
yes i make cakes cup cakes and cookies
sounds yummy ! when i am not in school , i do construction work .
what are you in school for
sounds yummy ! when i am not in school , i have a summer job .
what is your summer job


i love the country but enjoy visiting the city life. i use to be a wild child. i have two dogs , one pitbull and old english bulldog. i ve always wanted to travel to ireland or puerto rico.

i graduated from college today . i am so excited .
wow congratulation what are you planing to do
well i wanted to go overseas and play basketball but i have to have surgery .
i like to go puerto rico and ireland for visiting
those are both nice places , do you go often ?
no i have never visited them i would like to
well i hope after they fix my knee i can still play basketball , maybe in ireland .
do you have any pets
oh yes , cats , dogs and fish . how about you ?
i have a pitbull and bulldog and i adore them
i like bigger dogs since i am so tall .
i like bigger dogs specially german shepard
i would get a great dane , but i would not want to clean up that much poop .
i live in country so i get to walk my neighbors dog


i am a high school student. i make straight as. i am in the band. i am very social. i eat healthy.

hello from new york from the fashion district !
hi there , how are you ?
i am well . so what do you do for a living ? i am a fashion student .
i am currently still in school right now , but i play in a band
cool ! i love to shop and get inspired for my future fashion career .
i think i am more into academic stuff like science and math
that is very important . i have had my eyes on fashion since i was young .
wow , seems like you have a really strong passion for fashion
yes , alexander mcqueen and coco chanel have always been my motivators .
that is very admirable ! i am just a highschool band player i guess
what instrument do you play ?
i play the clarinet , but i also do other activities as well
that sounds very interesting .
tennis is one of my favorite sport , so i always have to stay in shape for that
yes , it is important to stay in shape .
that is one of the reason my diet is always strict and healthy at all time


i have sausage fingers. i can draw. i like sprite soda. i am bloated. i am funny.

hi ! worried about my mom she is not dong well
maybe you could tell her a joke to make her feel better ?
good idea the neighborhood we live in is bad so its scary
ours is too , i find a sense of humor helps with that .
neighbors are always yelling at night i hate it
sometimes i draw pictures of what i see outside my window .
neat my school is really bad , wish i had another choice
despite my fat fingers i went to art school .
oh nice . i have no artistic abilities at all
do you like music ? music appreciation is artistic .
yes i do . that makes me feel better . . lol
i am glad . heres to you ! toasts you with a sip of sprite
ll i like sprite
i do too , but the bubbles , delicious as they are , can be evil .
yes carbonation is that way
between the bubbles and popcorn at the movies , my jeans are a bit tight .


my favorite phone is as iphone. i love to go hiking. i have never been to college. i am a bank teller. i have never been out of the country.

whats up ! was your day as awesome as mine ?
it was great ! i got the new iphone , its my favorite .
those are nice think i might get one next
they are expensive though . it was hard for me to afford as a bank teller .
yeah , i am tight on money to i am a widow
that is tough . i should have gone to college .
my parents divorced my senior year so i lost motivation to go to college
it was money for me . i even hike for fun because its free .
my 5th brother likes to do that
i am saving for a trip to mexico . never left the us before .
my husband was from mexico
really ? do you speak spanish ?
i know about 50 of the language
i do not know any . i have a translation app on my iphone .


i like chicken nuggets. i work at a hotel. my favorite band is a fine frenzy. i love reading. i love animals.

good afternoon how are you
i am good , just had some chicken nuggets .
awesome i just went shopping online
wonderful . i love shopping online .
me too i think i might read
what kinds of book do you read ?
fantasy fiction for right now
i like biographies . where do you work ?
i am an engineer what about you
i work at the front desk of hotel
awesome i am also a mom
how many children do you have ?
three and times get crazy
a pet might help . my dog calms me down .
yes a dog would be great
maybe you could adopt one at the shelter .


i just bought a new house with my partner. i live in portland , oregon. i brew my own beer. i am gay. i like to make my own coffee.

hi . how are you doing today ?
hello , i am doing well . how about yourself ?
just great thanks . i just got in from the tennis courts .
very nice ! we just purchased a new home here in oregon , portland
how wonderful ! everything there is so green and beautiful .
yes , we love it ! we brew our own beer and love making coffee
sounds like fun . i really love listening to music , all genres , after i get home .
i love music as well !
really ? sounds like we would get along just fine ! i also love movies , comedy especially
me too ! what is your fave ?
i love anything with melissa mccarthy . she is great !
she is amazing ! the boss had me on the floor
me too ! did you also like the new ghostbusters ?
yes ! i was just watching it the other day


i have a french bulldog. i love the band red hot chili peppers. i want to be a journalist but instead i sell washers at sears. my feet are size six women s.

what are your plans for the weekend when school is out ?
going to see red hot chili peppers , my favorite ! ! and you ?
sounds cool i got a hockey game and the just gonna chill with my friends
oh fun , you play hockey ? you in school too ?
yep i am in high school and play on the ice hockey team . do you go to school ?
i am in college to be a journalist . working at sears now , do you work ?
no i am just focusing on school right now . where are you from ?
in in florida , you ? got any pets ?
i am in maine and i have a dog that i bring everywhere with me . you ?
oh what kind ? i love my french bulldog so much !
he is a pit and he is the best dude
i had a pit years ago , so loyal !
yep they are . are you a chick or a dude ?
a girl , erika lol . and you ?


i am a retired school teacher. i like to take walks. many of my former students like to visit me. my husband will retire next year. we plan to travel after he retires.

hey hows it going
its going great . i just retired and i am so excited about my new life !
you should chase lizards on island like me
that sounds like fun ! i would love to travel to an island .
there is so much stuff to do , like snorkeling . its my favorite
i love the water ! . when my husband retires next year i would love to travel .
does he like mangoes ? the fresh mangoes here are amazing
he loves fruit that is for sure ! what else do you do on your island ?
i ironically listen to gary human , it motivates me to hunt lizards
as a retired school teacher , i think it would be fascinating to learn about lizards .
we do not have many stores . so i import apple products to learn about them
well that is brilliant . i bet you walk a lot on your island which i love to do .


my favorite season is winter. i love watching basketball. my eyes are blue. i sing barbershop and rap.

hi , what are you up to today ?
hello ! i just got back inside from playing basketball . you ?
just got back from a hike , my favorite hobby . beautiful fall day here
the fall is nice , but i love winter . snowmen and christmas . the best !
i do love playing in the snow . . but i miss my garden during winter lol
the snow is fun ! what do you grow in your garden ?
all vegetables , i am vegan so i enjoy growing our own food
that must be a lot of work , but rewarding .
i just got a new accounting job so i have less time in the garden already lol
congratulations ! i always rap while i work . lol
lol what is your favorite rap ?
i like to free style for the most part
oh nice , i could never think that fast to rap haha
it helps me relieve stress . music is awesome


i have always wanted a pot bellied pig. i won a beauty pageant one time but didn t feel like it was worth the effort. i love owning nice office supplies. my mom teaches kindergarten and my dad is a tax assessor.

hey , how are you doing ? i am taking some time off from playing rpg games .
i have 828 pigs and want one more
omg ! i still live with my mom . i have never been on a farm .
wow , i do not like my mom
that is very unfortunate . i like my co worker a lot but she does not know .
you should tell her ! life is short
i am afraid she will not like me because i frequently use my inhaler around her .
that is sexy , you should breathe on her
i think i will live with my mom for the rest of my life then .
ok , you will never be happy then
i am happy when i play my video games .
video games are not love of a woman
i guess i will forget about my crush .
ok , you poor thing . do something about it then


i enjoy shopping online. i am a mother. i used to work for monsanto. i enjoy swimming. i read fantasy fiction novels.

hello , my name is rose . how are you doing today ?
i am great ! just finished online shopping its my favorite thing !
sounds fun . i just finished eating fried eggplant and smoking my pipe .
i am a mom so my kids would kill me if they saw me smoke anything
yeah , may be the reason i was married five times .
wow that is a lot . i used to work at monsanto so i know a good eggplant
i happen to live in chicago and i own a bar there .
cool ! i am a sahm now so i swim and read alot .
i do not have any hobbies but i did win my third grade spelling bee .
that is cool too ! i like fantasy fiction
what kind of fantasy fiction ?
mostly paranormal stuff . do you remember your winning word ?
i like paranormal stuff too . my winning word was glasses .
its great you still remember . i cant remember anything from befor i was 12
that is sad . why can you not remember ?
i do not know . its a medical mystery .


i take care of my mother and father. i have one sister and a niece and nephew. i m 49 , male and live in dublin , ireland. i m almost finished with my degree.

hi , how are you doing ?
doing good . making my parents dinner . how are you ?
i am good , where are you from ? i live in florida because i hate cold .
i live in dublin . we get all kinds of weather here .
oh wow that is cool . you have any hobbies ?
i like playing with my niece and nephew . and school . you ?
that is fun , i am really into watching csi . my parents are actually lawyers .
cool . i take care of my parents . i am almost done with my degree .
i am in school too . i would love to work at the smithsonian when i graduate .
sounds like a great goal to work towards . i can not wait to be done .
what do you want to do when you graduate ?
i think family social work . i enjoy family a lot .
i think that would be an interesting career
i hope so too . not as cool as yours ! my sister loves history .
history is neat . i have swam with manta rays before so that also interest me .
wow . sounds like you have an exciting life .


my favorite food is pizza. my idol is theirry henry. i have a wife and a 4 year old son. i went to stanford. i play soccer professionally.

hi how are you doing
i am good , pizza being delivered soon
yum what kind of pizza
this is a little controversial , but pineapple
i can go for that every once in a while
i am glad that you are not a pineapple pizza hater
yeah haha do you like to cook
i took a couple culinary classes at stanford but i am not too good
i am a chef and i bake a lot i would love to open a bakery one day
what is your favorite thing to bake
i like to make pies
yum ! i love apple pie , my dad used to make it .
that is nice do you like to travel
i do , i often travel with my soccer team , i play professionally
wow that is pretty exciting what team
the us national team , i am disappointing that we did not qualify for world cup