i love winning. i do not like feeling obligated to hang out with someone. i can tell right away if i am going to like someone. coffee is important to me. i love sunny days.

i do not know if i have got what it takes to be an elementary school teacher . . .
you have to believe in yourself . no one else will .
haha , but i am such a bad example to kids man .
if you went to school , i doubt that . you must have some confidence .
sure , but if i cannot eat my veggies how can i tell kids to ? !
just tell them they need to do it more than you since they are still growing .
i could try , but i am also bad at handling backtalk . bad temper , or short .
set up a punishment schedule to keep you both in line .
what if we all just sat around and sang alands morisette songs instead ? ll
probably not . i work with college kids and that would not work .
what ? that seems like the best route for college kids !
nah . maybe the artsy ones , but i have the jocks .
jocks can be sensitive too !
maybe . i guess we are all just too focused on the game .
what kind of game does not have room for good music ?
football . most of them are looking for the pros to draft them .


i used to work a 9 5 job as a telemarketer. one day i played the lottery. i will never punch a clock again. i am rich beyond my dreams.

hi how are you today ?
hello , i am well . how are you ?
i am great thanks . do you have any plans today ?
i am working as telemarketer , 9 5 regularly . you ?
i work at a book store . do you like to read ?
cool , i love to read . have a favorite book ?
yes my favorite book is all quiet on the western front . whats your favorite book
oh wow , i just read that one . i love the harry potter series
i actually have not finished harry potter yet .
its extremely long ! by the way , have you ever played the lotto ?
i played the lotto with coworkers , some sort of pool .
interesting . i am going to play today . i hope to win something !
that sounds excited . i hope you win too
thank you . anyway , have any hobbies ?
yes i like riding horses and running . what do you like to do
i like cooking and listening to music . i like to run too


i am a guy that enjoys being a guy. i am close to my mother , but not to my father. i like to hike and spend time outdoors. i love to binge watch shows on streaming services.

one day i want to go to uk , and skate there too .
oh , that is where my father lives . i live with my mom in the us .
where in the us , i like to write poetry and you ?
in colorado , i spend a lot of my times hiking and doing other man things .
what is your favorite color ? mine is black
my favorite color is red . do you watch any television ?
yes i do , what do you watch ?
i binge watch shows on netflix like the office . you ?
i like to watch heros , and shows like that
oh i love heroes . i used to watch that with my mom .
ha ha , that was a few years ago . . .
yeah i do not have a lot of time for new shows . i am always outdoors .


i am male. i am unsociable. my weakness are sweets. i am a jack of all , master of none. i live to not disappoint my loved ones.

hey i am tully thanks for chatting with me , how are you ?
hey i am lele . i am doing good . how are you ?
smashing . cool name lele . i once met a lele teaching my highschool classes
thank you . what do you do for work ?
i teach yoga to high school kids 3 times a week , you ?
i am a csr for a big company
whats that ? what kind of company ?
csr customer service representative . i work for apple
wow pretty neat ! do you like it ?
yes i love it . i also just opened my online shop in august
nice ! what are you selling ? anything i might buy ?
i sell all sorts of things . www . cafepress . com lelesfashionshop1


dancing is my passion. i m terrible at math. i m a college student. i have a dog named socks.

hi , how are you today ?
hi ! i am doing good today and how are you doing ?
good . i am getting ready to go out for drinks with some friends .
that sounds like fun ! ! do you go to college ?
no , i graduated a couple of years ago .
that is pretty cool . i am still attending .
tell me something you could not live without .
i cant live without my dogs . they are my babies .
oh . i could not live without my cell phone . it is sad .
i think that is most people though . i would miss my phone .
yeah . it really is pretty sad .
i always almost need my phone to do math .
yeah , same here ! what kind of phone do you have ?
i have a iphone 6s . what kind of phone do you have ?
awesome . that is the same one i have .
i really do like my iphone i just need more memory !


i love reading. i love comics. i have a cat as a pet. my favorite band is nightwish.

hi , where are you from ?
vegas , i like to gamble with my pet cat .
your cat gambles too ? icp is playing in vegas tonight ! you a fan ?
no , i like nightwish , you hear of them ?
never . sounds like a name i could use while larp ing though ! what do you look like ?
like a nerd , i read a lot of comics .
i have golden hair , and long legs . not particularly thin though . .
that is funny , do you read ? i read a lot .
i read a lot of interior design books for my job . took much reading , not enough exercise .
i like exercise , you should try it
i thought i was getting enough when i did larp . ever try that ?
no , it sounds like a horrible hobby .
what is your favorite book ? i read an autobiography if insane clown posse recently .
i like reading brochures and safety labels mostly .


i volunteer at animal shelters. country music makes me cringe. i have blonde hair that reaches my knees. i m an amazing dancer.

hello ! how are you ? what is your favorite color ?
i like pink . dancers wear pink .
i think my favorite is probably red , are you a dancer ?
yes . i do not like country though .
do you have brothers sisters ? i do not . i am all alone !
i have five siblings and two dogs
are you in school ? i am a college student .
i am done with that .
we eat a lot of pizza in school haha , but it is my favorite !
what do you study there
i am an art major
i like the kinetic arts
what is that ? i am not really sure .
like movement and beautiful dancing


i am a great baker. i am a nurse. i surf often. i was an army brat.

hello . i am paul . how are you
i am great . thanks . my names lucy .
hi lucy . its that time , winter . i just love the snow and the cold .
i am a summer kinda girl . surfer girl . what are your hobbies .
hiking . i need to stay active due to me eating so much fast food
ha ha . gotcha . do you like baked goods ? i bake a ton !
what do you do ? i myself an a national guard office in public affairs liaison
i am a nurse at our local hospital . hey my dad was in the navy for years .
very commendable field . i worked in the medical field prior to design .
cool ! any pets for you ?
yes actually . a cat named majora .
www ! i love animals . pup for me named jack .
awe . i too had a dog who i miss very much . he is in hawaii .
why is he in hawaii ? you must miss him terribly .


i think i am failing my women studies class. i drive a blue honda civic. i am scared of left turns. i got hired last week at mcdonald.

hey , how are you doing ? want to join a band ?
a band ? school is stressing me out right now so maybe ?
you do not have to worry about it , i have like 9 guitars if you wanna borrow .
i am pretty sure i am failing one of my classes . i have a job at cmds .
mcdonald ? ! how could you buy into that ? i do not eat meat , they mistreat their animals .
i just got hired and i need the money .
i guess i can understand that . . . maybe i can help you with your class ?
sure , what do you know about women studies ?
oh , i know a lot about women studies ! i am a women studies major , minor in music .
i wish i could afford to drop it . tell me about your band .
i play the piano for them , but the pianos a little hard to integrate with rock .
that sounds cool . i have stage fright so no band for me .
i guess i am just accustomed . i have been playing since i was little . anything is possible .
i avoid the spotlight and public speaking . turning left scares me too .
huh ? why does turning left scare you ?
i was in an accident once


i grew up in alabama. i do not like the song sweet home alabama. i once saw the easter bunny hiding behind my closet door. my mom is a checker at the local grocery store.

hello ! i hope you are having a nice night . . . or day , if you live around the globe !
i am , i am from alabama so it is night here . you ?
i am from indiana . my dad lives in china for work though .
what does your dad do ? my mom works at a grocery store as a checker .
he is in banking . its all more than i understand . what do you like to do ?
i love listening to music . what is your favorite song ?
i also love music ! kingdom come by coldly is my favorite for now
nice , i do not know my favorite , but i hate sweet home alabama .
i bet that gets old ! i like music that i can run to
i do not run much . . . . . except for that one time recently .
i ran track for school . what was that one time ? so mysterious .
i saw the easter bunny , he was hidden behind my closet door .
spooky . . . my dog would go ballistic at that . do you have an easter bunny phobia ?
i do now . it was terrifying .
i bet . i would never close that closet again .
yeah , most people do not believe me , but i know what i saw .


my mother is a ballet dancer. i have a pencil thin mustache. i am from baltimore md. i am a medical file clerk.

hi how are you doing
i am good . how are you today ? do you have to work today ?
ho i stay at home while my husband works
i work in a for a doctor filing papers .
that is an interesting job do you like to cook
i do not cook much , i enjoy eating out . do you like sports ?
not too much i am a vegan so i like to do a lot of meal prep
always intrigued by a vegan diet . seems like a lot of work .
it is i have not been doing it for very long i love meat
so you do not like sports . i am a ravens fan . it is my hometown team .
do you still live in baltimore
yes i do . where are you located ?
i am in the midwest i would love to visit one day
love east coast life . close to ny , enjoy visiting there .


i went to the university of north carolina. i get paid over 5 million a year to dribble a ball. i play basketball. i was drafted last years by the minnesota wolves. i am an athlete.

hi , how are you doing ?
i am doing well . just catching up on some sports news . you ?
i am ok . just recovering from breaking my arm for the second time .
oh yikes ! as an athlete , i can relate . i am a basketball player . you ?
nice ! i am actually unemployed at the moment because of my arm .
the minnesota wolves drafted me last season , so i could not imagine being injured now .
yeah this happened at a terrible time . how long have you been playing ?
not the star , but i make about emil a year , so i cannot complain !
wow ! do you have any siblings who play too ?
no , but my teammates at the university of north carolina were like family .
that must be awesome ! i have a huge family so its always been chaotic .
i am sure . my schedule makes it hard to have a family of my own .


i like toyota cars. i like to vote. someday i would like a truck. i do not like working long hours. i work at a hospital.

hi how are you doing today ?
hi , fine and how are you ?
i am good what do you do for work
i work at our local hospital , how about you
i am in 9th grade so i cannot yet .
so what do you want to do when u finish school
i play hockey so maybe the nhl
playing hockey sound like fun
it is . i am a boy !
do you like cars or trucks ?
when i drive i might get both
i drive a toyota car but trying to buy a truck


although i ski down high hills , i have a fear of heights. my family is very supportive of my skiing. i am a competitive ski racer. i broke my arm skiing once.

my dog passed away . i am so sad .
www i am so sorry
my yard is so empty now .
you can get a new puppy it wo not be the same but it will help a little
maybe . my boys and my husband are not doing well .
i bet . what do you do for a living
i am an artist .
you must be very talented , i ski professionally and compete in events
what inspired you to do that ?
i just really love the snow and lived in colorado for a while
nice . my inspiration is in the world
the world does have endless things to paint or draw
like someone skiing down a snowy mountain
yes that is pretty to see . i


i d also like to study abroad in spain. i am a huge buffalo bills fan , and our family has season tickets. i grew up in syracuse , ny with my parents and brother. that way , after graduating , i can teach english there for a year or two.

hello from nevada how are you ?
i am well someone called me from there
haha was not me promise i am normally in new mexico but i am visiting
really ? i can not wait to teach
what are you looking to get into ? i was a pilot
i like sports an my family has tickets
cool i never had family i was an orphan . parents were in an accident
oh man i am sorry to hear that
its all good do you like pets ? i have a dog
no i want to study in spain
oh when are you going there ?
i hope in a few years
nice hopefully it is a good time over there
i hope so i am scared grew up in my
i do not blame you its a new place
i meant in new york


i work out daily. i play the bass guitar. my mother is a teacher in the city. my favorite food is cheeseburgers. i like to go out fishing.

how is it going today ?
awesome , had a great workout and feeling pumped ! you ?
good , but i had to go to the eye doctor .
that sucks , you ok or just a vision check ?
i broke my glasses when i stepped on them .
cannot relate , have never done that , but i did pop a string on my bass this morning
its because of my big feet , you know 6 toes and all .
wow ! that is cool .
yeah , but since i cannot find boots that fit i hate to go skiing .
i like to go fishing . no footware required !
do you go ocean fishing ?
up there , i meant bass guitar string , not bass fishing , ll
yeah , i assumed that is what you meant .
i do like both kinds of bass though , ll . mostly streams and rivers , not ocean


i ride a unicycle. i own 4 cats. my favorite band is metallica. i work at the grocery store. i am a college student.

hello ! how are you today ?
i am just fine , i just finished practicing riding my motorcycle
cool . i was listening to linkin park in my room .
i meant to say unicycle lol , and i have never heard that song
a unicycle seems hard . and it is a band .
a unicycle is actually pretty easy , you just need to balance yourself
i do not know if i could do that . do you like anything else ?
i like reading , exercising , singing , writing poetry , rapping
you do a lot . wow . i like to play arcade games is all .
i also have 4 cats , they are a lot of work for me
that is a lot of cats . i do not have any animals .
a lucky you , do you have a job ?
i do not . i have autism so it is hard for me to work .
i understand , my little brother has autism and he is non verbal


i love adventure that is why i have been a sales person all my life. i am 5 3 an love movie time. i am a fitness guru. i am a true believer in god first. i am a carefree , unloving , free spirited person.

hi , jen here . i newly divorced and looking for something new .
i have been a salesperson for my whole life and i love adventure !
wow ! my best friend is name lady and she walk on four legs .
all 4 ? , movie time is my favorite , did i mention i am 5 3 ?
great height . lady is my exercise coach . we run in the park .
park , hah ! , some would call me the guru of fitness !
guru ? ll . after the park , lady and i relax gaming . i have gamer awards .
for me its god first , i am what you would call a true believer !
amen . when i am gaming i do a lot of praying myself .
some would say i am a free spirited person , carefree and unloving !
i would call you guru cool breeze based on what i have learned about you .
hah ! , the guru of fitness i have the t shirt !
ll . you are a guru and i am a video game champion . whats next ?
well i really love the adventure life , may that ?
this is scary . lady and i love adventure too . we both are available .
i am a salesperson so maybe i can sell you something ? ; ?


i like nature. i love eating out. my favorite color is blue. i work full time.

hi , how are you doing this evening ?
i am good thank you for asking , and you ?
doing well , just got off work and fed my dog . do you have pets ?
i do , i have 3 cats which is like having a second full time job . ll
i bet ! i only have the one dog and he is stressful enough !
ll . what do you for fun ? i enjoy being in nature .
that is cool . i really like fishing . do you hike or camp ? fish ?
all of the above ! what is your favorite color ? mine is blue .
i would have to say red . any plans for the coming weekend ?
yes i am going hiking with my fiance , do you have plans ?
awesome ! i have been working on a boat i am building . its nearly finished .
that sounds like fun . i bet you cannot wait to get it on the water .


i work part time at a pizza restaurant. i am in college. i love the beach. my major is business.

hello , how are you doing ?
good thanks , i am at the beach . how are you ?
i am okay . i just got done dancing .
sounds fun ! where do you dance ?
it is a dance program for preschool aged girls like myself .
oh i see ! nice of your parents to enroll you
yes , i love it as much as i love zebras . do you have pets ?
no i do not , we can not have animals in the dorms
oh okay . are you in college ?
yes but i also work part time serving pizza
cool . what are you studying ?
hope to own the pizza place someday , i am in business
i see you love the pizza business
it is what i am most passionate about besides the beach
i like the beach also . swimming is fun .
hopefully your zebras like to swim


i like to ride horses. i have an older brother who plays football in the nfl. my favorite food is popcorn. i like to snowboard.

i can not believe i am going to be a senior next week !
that is cool me too ! it went by so fast !
yep and we got a hockey team this year , so it wil be great
lol i just do th horses are easier to me , they do not throw objects at my face .
they could buck you off though . well i am a bit unset my bff moved .
sorry to hear that , but in all honesty after highschool it would have changed anyway
yeah , you are probably right . my mom paints horses , arabians .
those are cool ! i like paint and clydesdale
yeah horse paintings are cool . you like bud horses ? they live in st . louis .
yeah , lol i liked them before they were bud horses . lol advertising takes everything
they are pretty big horses . beautiful though .
that is what i admire about them , they almost seem un natural .
i need to go purchase my school supplies tonight .
did not school start already for you ?
it starts in a few days . excited .
that is good , do you need a lot of items ?


my major was american literature and education. i live in a big city. on weekends i like to go hiking. i want to teach kids in elementary school.

hello how are you today ?
great , how are you ? do you work ?
not anymore i am a retired school teacher how about you
oh that is really random and awesome . i want to teach so bad .
i spent thirty years in arizona teaching , now i garden and ride my horses
i hike on the weekends , i really want to teach elementary school aged children .
i spent six years teaching elementary then moved to middle school .
do you have only good things ? i literature is my favorite .
i loved to teach math
i always believe that math and literature went hand in hand .
do you have any hobbies ?
only hobby is really the hikes i go on every weekend .
i am getting ready to bake a cake for my grandsons birthday
ohh what kind of cake ?


when i shower my skin is nearly red from how hard i scrub. i have horrible allergies. i can t stand clutter or dust. i spend an hour getting ready in the morning.

hi my name is ben and i like to drink cappuccino .
oh mine i spend so much time preparing in the morning
yeah , i live across the street from my folks
my allergies are horrible though
yeah same here ! ! i am getting my graduates degree in nursing soon
oh you know that i scrub my skin so hard shower and makes red
i enjoy reading true crime books
i clean all the time for dusts and clutters
i work at starbucks as a manger there , and it helps to get by .
do you like it working in there ?
eh it gets me by to pay for things here and there .
at least that works for you well
for now and knowing that i am getting my nursing degree helps .
how do you like it
its a lot of work but it is worth it .
yes push it more a little


i have beard that is longer. i am a younger guy. i own a dog that is small. i like to play football.

hi , whats your name ? i am gerald .
i am chris . big plans for the weekend ?
i like to listen to rock , and i am going to try and catch a concert .
that is awesome . any artist in particular ?
not really . what are you doing ?
playing a pickup football game later . might walk my dog at some point .
do you play a lot of football ? i play basketball .
i do like to play with my friends on occasion .
cool . whats your favorite color ? mine is green .
mine is brown same color as my beard .
what kind of dog do you have ?
a jack russell terrier do you have any pets ?


i love to have my nails done. i have one little boy named owen. my husband is a corporate attorney. i use to compete in beauty pageants.

hey there , how are you today ?
hello ! better then ever !
awesome ! any plans for the weekend ?
playing with my little boy owen . you ?
i will probably hit up half price books and do some reading this weekend .
cool . what is your favorite book ?
the incredible journey , its about a cat and 2 dogs getting lost in the wilderness
its a great read . are you married ?
no i am not , i live at home . how about you ?
yes . my husband is a lawyer for small but growing company .
oh nice , yea i just have my cat as of right now
what is your cats name ?
his name is pepper .
okay ! bye !


i work in an office. i enjoy shopping. i have a cat named speckles. i have two tattoos.

tell me a bit about yourself !
hey i am sam ! i like online shopping and i work in a drs office . you ?
i like to watch funny sitcoms and read thrillers of the political kind
nice ! i love tattoos too . got two . do you have any ?
nope ! scared of needles . once i chatted with guy covered in tats on the subway
it does not hurt . any pets ? i have a cat , her name is speckles .
i have a cat too named venus . i love your cats name
ah thanks . she has crazy patterned fur hence the name .
so adorable . just remember the day i got her , meowed in my honda all the way home
i love meeting new cat people ! best animals ever .
they really are . they are so intuitive and loving . totally misunderstood
totally agree . thanks for chatting , its been great . have a good one !


i am a night owl. i eat mainly chinese food. i am single and live alone. i make robots for a living. i do not have a good social life.

hello how are you this fine evening ?
hi ! i am single mother who lives alone . father has custody after the divorce
i bet you miss the children . there is one set of twins in my family
i do very much and it is lonely without them . i became a night owl .
all my girlfriends cheated on me but one
hmm . . . i am sorry to hear . i work for hanson corporation and build robots
cool sounds very interesting
it is interesting . yet i do not have much of a social life .
random . . i love to make fart noises with my arm lol
yeah that is random .
lol i can even make some musical songs too
wow ! i have been eating a lot of chinese take out lately .
love chinese we have it delivered to our house
same here to tired to pick it up


my girlfriend lives in salt lake city. i have 2 beagles named chance and boomer. both of my parents are in the military. i am afraid of spiders. i am a pilot.

i am so proud of the women in my life . my wife is a survivor
that is great so am i both my parents are in the military
she fought breast cancer an our daughter top of her graduating class !
that is awesome , you seem very supportive
i must be i have trained over 20 animals
really wow , i have 2 beagles boomer and chance
cool , i am a zookeeper
that sounds exciting , i am a pilot
how old are the dogs ? i like them all
they are 3 and 4
awwwww what do you do ?
i work as a pilot for a living
sounds fun ! do not fly near the keys !
i will not , thanks , do you like spiders ?
not really lol just my bella she is a yorkie
that is so cool , yeah i do not like spiders either


i start my senior year of high school next week. my mom is a painter. i went to japan this summer. my favorite sport is hockey.

aloha my good friend how are you
doing well . how is the weather ?
the weather is awesome for some surfing
wow . . . surfing is foreign to me . i love hockey !
how about you teach me hockey and i teach you to surf
that could be fun . do you live near a beach ? hawaii ?
living near the ocean is awesome
i love beaches , but i still like cold winters .
cold makes me sad like red meat does
lol . i love red meat . this summer i had to eat a lot of fish , though .
i think we can both agree that sunsets are amazing though
yep . i ate fish in japan this past summer . eww .
not all fish is bad tuna steaks are good eats !
i suppose . my mom paints , so i went with her this summer .


my favorite music is country. i am a vegetarian. i have a new job. i like the internet.

hey there friend , what is new ?
well , i got hired for a new position ! that is pretty fun ! what about you ?
that is great ! i wish i could get out of this warehouse job .
if only we could have a job doing what we like browsing the internet lol
that would be a dream , huh ? it would distract me from my video games at least .
what type of games do you play ? xbox ? playstation ?
i have an xbox but i prefer pc gaming .
my husband plays pub g a lot ! i listen to music mostly . country
my son was playing games constantly until i grounded him . now he gets as .
i would say he does ! so tell me an interesting fact about you
hmm , i saved a snapping turtle from a four lane highway .
oh an animal lover ? me too ! i am vegetarian !
awesome ! i only eat meat a couple times a month .
that is great ! certainly more healthy that way !
i agree ! i feel guilty when i eat it .
you must have watched netflix documentaries then lol


i have one cat. i am not thin. i am short. i like to sew. my hair is brown.

how are you doing today
i have seen better days . it is hard when you are not thin .
i understand that . i do zumba
well that sounds cool . i own a cat because i am lonely .
i am sorry about that
it is ok , i like sewing to pass time .
did you teach yourself how to do it
i did due to being short and having to hem alot
did being short hinder you
not really , i grew into the idea , ha ha
that is a very funny joke
thank you very very much
do you like beans at all
yes because they match the color of my brown hair


i love my parrot , todd. i am a disappointment to my family. i am the oldest of 5 children. i have never been to the beach.

hi , have you read any good books lately ?
i have . i like to read books about the beach . i have never been before .
i have not either . i do not leave my house . i have agoraphobia .
i see . i find comfort in the company of my parrot . he is all i need .
parrots are fun . my sisters keep me company and provide for me .
i do not talk much to my family anymore . we are pretty distant .
that is to bad . what happened ?
high standards . mostly just outshined by all my younger siblings .
what do you do ? since i do not leave , i keep the house spotless and cook .
i like to paint pictures and watch birds .
do you sale your pictures ?
not many of them sell , but that is ok . i enjoy it nonetheless .
it is good to do what you enjoy . belive it or not , i love cleaning .
i agree . cleaning makes me feel accomplished .


i love eating shrimp , and i like to dip them into barbecue sauce. i enjoy watching videos on youtube. i enjoy eating pumpkins. i have a small beagle dog who i call droopy. i use third party programs to read portable documents instead of adobe.

hi there ! i am taking a break from studying ! how are you ?
i am fine thanks for asking
so , whats your favorite food ? i think that tells a lot about a person .
i love eating shrimp . especially with barbecue sauce
interesting . my fav is pizza and i love sushi too . i learned to make it , its fun .
i was watching videos on youtube
oh okay , sounds fun . what types of videos ? music , educational , diy , etc ?
just dog videos . i have a small beagle called droopy
aw ! i love dog videos . i wish i had a dog , i am too busy with my masters .
that is super cool . whats your major ?
i am in social sciences , its interesting how people interact differently
so true . are you familiar with adobe
not really , i should learn more about it
its ok but i found third party companies that provide a better way to read portable documents


i like eating fresh mangoes in the morning. i like chasing komodo lizards on a private island. i only use apple products because i feel everything else is inferior. going snorkeling is my favorite thing to do. sometimes i listen to gary numan to be ironic.

how are you doing today
i am good how are you
i am great . do you like music ?
i love music . i like gary numan
who is that ? i have never heard of him .
he is awesome . he is a musician and his music ironic for my life
have you listened to him your whole life
i have . i also go snorkeling
what is that like ? i have never been .
it is awesome . i love seeing the bottom of the ocean with all the creatures
have you ever seen anything interesting
oh yes i have seen crabs and jelly fish and all kind of fish out there
that sounds really fun . i wish i had time for that .
you should take time . need to enjoy life
i work so much . it is hard .
i totally understand take a vacation dau


i want to teach kids in elementary school. i live in a big city. on weekends i like to go hiking. my major was american literature and education.

hi how are ou doing
good , i just recovered from this sundays long walk in nature !
that is nice what do you do for a living
i am applying for jobs in education . hopefully work with young people .
cool i own a company
that is impressive . i got a liberal arts degree . how about you ?
i did not go to school i just got my parents company
sweet ! i live in the major metro area of portland or . you rural or city ?
i live in texas its so hot in the summer
i guess you get hurricanes as well
yeah but i was north so i was not affected
that is good . are you familiar with who mark twain is ?
yes i am do you like his work
yes , read a lot of it as part of my major but really liked him before school


i am on a keto diet. i work in a circus as a juggler. i like going to the moives. i have 2 dogs , both golden retrievers. my father and grandfather also worked in the circus.

hi there , do you garden as much as i do ?
i should i am on the keto style diet for energy n love kale
that is absolutely great just fantastic
thanks me and my 2 golden retrievers enjoy kale and hummus
i have cat , i call him felix
nice i am doing my best to make my dad and grandpa proud
that is funny , i do not get along with my wife
wow well i work as a juggler in a circus so i travel alot
do you have any pets ?
i said my 2 dogs they are my kids
i really really like dogs
do you go to the movies alot i live for their popcorn
no , i rather stay home and cook .
aww i go super early and usually alone in the room
that is absolutely great just fantastic
thanks i am kinda awkward socially


i am starting a new juicing bar. i am a vegetarian. i love to surf. my favorite thing to do is to read books on the beach.

hi there ! how is your day going ?
very good thanks . how about you ?
pretty good ! tired from going from audition to audition today .
oh wow , yea i bet that is tiring . i have been getting my new juice bar started .
are you a health nut ?
kind of , maybe . i only eat vegetables .
well , that is good for you ! i try to limit my carbs these days .
what do you like to do for fun ? surfing is my passion .
sounds great ! i really like music ! classical jazz especially .
nice ! any favorite things to do ?
i like meeting celebrities . that is why i am trying to get into hollywood ! ;
very cool . i love to read , especially on the beach .
sounds very relaxing ! do you live around an area with a beach ?
i am surrounded by beaches !
that is great ! maybe open that juice bar by the beach then !
awesome idea ! i hope you ace would one of those auditions and head to hollywood


i work at a smoothie shop. i go to a local college. i watch basketball. i enjoy eating vegetarian food.

do you think romance is overrated ?
not really . but i m still pretty young so i don t have much experience with it .
i do not either . but i am fascinated with war and romance . i read about it
cool . are you a college student ?
i am taking a couple years off . currently in the army .
wow that s impressive . i m in college right now and also work at a smoothie place .
that sounds like an interesting job . is it ?
yeah i like it . do you like sports ?
i enjoy sports . . . boxing is fun ! do you
i don t play any sports but i love watching basketball
that is cool but i have gotta say . playing is even more fun than watching
that s a fair point ! what s your favorite kind of food ?


my bestfriend is from out of town. i ve flown out of the country. i love hockey. i ve a younger sibling.

hi , i am an amateur painter , hoping to sell my work some time .
that is cool . i fly out of the country for work .
what sort of work do you do ?
i photograph hockey games . i love them .
it is great that you are able to do what you love .
yes , my younger sister does it as well .
do you have a family of your own ? children ?
no . some day perchance . you ?
married , i have 2 boys .
right on . that must be a handful .
not so bad , my sister has 5 . that is a challenge .
no doubt ! did i mention my best friend is here visiting ?
no , not yet . who is your best friend ?
her name is arlene . she owns a dominos they are rebuilding .
how long is she staying for ?
two weeks . just until the remodel is complete .


i like watching british tv shows and movies. i just turned 77. i love animals. i am a retired computer programmer.

hello can you tell me something about yourself ?
well i am slightly over 3 4 of a century , at 77 , how about you ?
not quite that old yet . i am 59 yrs young
well i started my second career programming computers at your age . do you work ?
yes i have my own business making and selling cupcakes . poyou like baked goods ?
mmm . . . i sure do . what is the name of your bakery ? do you deliver ?
its bobs bakery and we deliver locally . how is the computer business ?
i retired two years ago . just me and my two dogs . bake any doggy biscuits ?
no but it sounds like a promising idea . what kind of dogs do you have ?
a golden retriever and a black lab . they watch tv with me .
they seem like nice companions . i just have a room mate who is my best friend
you two ever watch that new british show ? my fav
no not yet we do not get a lot of channels
well it is on now so i better get going . nice meeting you .


i am short. i m smart too. i have big face cheeks. i am also round.

hi , how are you today ?
feeling kind of nerdy , you ?
i am good . waiting on my two boys to get home .
i am not tall , are they ?
no , they are about average .
i also have a really big face and body , do they ?
no , they are very average . do you have any hobbies ?
i love to learn about everything , you ?
i love cross country and basketball .
did you know michael jordan was really good at basketball ?
i did . he is from nc , same state i am from .
that is cool . i wish i could play but i do not think i am tall enough .
what do you do for fun ?
i study , what about you ?
i do not have a job .
why not ? my large cheeks are turning red .


my father has a very prestigious job. i am a lover of italian food. my favorite band is iron maiden. i enjoy making d models for video games and animations. i enjoy watching netflix with family.

hello how are you today ?
i am doing good ! you ? i am currently watching netflix with my family .
same here . i thought i would watch some tv before i am off to bed
that sounds fun ! what would you have for dinner ? i had italian . i love it !
i was in the mood for some hamburgers tonight
yum ! who your favorite band ? mine is iron maiden .
i actually have been listening to old jazz lately . whats your favorite music ?
hard rock . but i make d models for video games and animations
oh that is cool do you freelance or work for a studio ?
no . i am studying to currently become like my father . he has a great high power job .
oh so your father does 3d models as well i am guessing ?
no he is a ceo for a good company . i do that for fun
oh ok that is cool . i am a programmer and look into more of the arts lately
that sounds really interesting . do you enjoy it ?


i joined a new team last month. my number is 42. i am a goalie. i am a soccer player. nike cleats are my favorite.

i am good hope you are doing well
good , i am well also . do you like sports ?
i do . i enjoy walking in the summer
i am a big soccer fan and play as goalie in a new team i joined
i have to wake up in the morning . i do not want to go to class .
what do you study in school ?
just the basics . i have to also move all my stuff this weekend .
new home ? i have to buy new cleats tomorrow . nike are my favorite
it is a new apartment on the lake
sounds so nice ! are you excited ?
yes i think i fell in love for the guy in the office .
what is his name ? what is he like ?
i think he is taken . he has a nice body .
well darn , you can still look at him at work . lol
he looks like thor . i have a boyfriend too .
you have a boyfriend , but fell in love with thor ?


i like to sew my own clothing. i enjoy clothing with exotic prints. sometimes i like to visit thrift shops. i like to recycle my thrift shop finds and make new items. i am an art teacher.

hey how are you doing
great , just sewing some funky colored clothes for my next thrift shop venture !
that is awesome maybe i could model it .
oh , i am sure you would be a wonderful subject for students at my next art class !
yea i need extra practice being comfortable modeling in front of people .
i am sure your confidence will shine through in some exotic prints !
yea since i been dieting i feel great
i hope you are keeping it healthy , function is fashionable !
yea ever since i beat cancer i have a new outlook on life
well that is wonderful . you seem like a very strong person .
yea i like to think so . do you have hobbies
well , i love to make my own clothing , and make clothing into art !


i like swimming. my favorite color is purple. i own a home. i love dogs.

hello ! how are you ? do you exercise ?
hi ! i am doing well . and you ? i exercise i swim .
i really should , but i keep putting it off . my bike is waiting for me .
it is easy for me because i love it since i was little . my purple one pice .
i had a purple swimsuit , but my 3 dogs chewed it up .
my two faves , purple and dogs !
me too . i just finished eating 2 donuts . need to take my blood sugar now .
lol ! that made me laugh so hard .
i have to take my blood sugar every day . can you guess why ?
do you have diabetes and were not supposed to eat donuts ?
not yet . so i can have more donuts .
okay , good . my mom is the same way , she eats high sugar things too .
uh , oh . the dogs got to my bicycle .
again ? ! did i tell you that i remodeled the house and put in a pool ?
they went for a ride over to your house to check out the pool .
lol . i love them , so they can swim with me .


my father was a cop. i am a truck driver. i know how to drive a stickshift. my mother was a teacher.

good morning , what are you up to today ?
not much , my name is lance , how are you ?
hi lance , i am bob . doing well , i just got back from the gym
nice , good work ! i do not have time for the gym , too much truck driving
truck driving , huh ? what do you listen to on the road ? metallica is my driving jam
lol , i love ted talks , since my mom was a teacher i have to keep up !
true ! what is your favorite ? i like the animal ones , i have a weird cat .
lol weird . . . stuff about law enforcement cuz that is what my dad did
fair enough . you close to your parents ?
nah , but i like their legacy . what is your job ?
in between at the moment , but i do a lot of cooking . mostly chicken and rice
cool , food ! i love to eat but its hard while driving a stick shift , safety first !
true , true . so what else is new ?
meh , not much . i am looking for erika actually .


i am writing a novel. i do not like pickles. my favorite tv show is rick and morty. i own an iphone. my favorite color is black.

hello ! i am cinder ! hows your day been ?
my day has been good ! watching my favorite tv show currently .
that sounds fun . i am singing along to the radio while i cook dinner .
what are you cooking . i do not happen to really enjoy eating pickles !
pickle stew ! ll actually spaghetti . i love to cook !
are you one of those people taking pictures of food on their phones , i have an iphone .
always ! and debating tonights exercise . i am a slow runner but a very fast swimmer . . .
i enjoy swimming on my back its very relaxing ! whats your favorite color ? ?
ll gold ! the color of my high school swim team trophies !
my favorite color is black , in which actually is not even a true color !
i have heard that before . something about it being the absence of color ?
yes , i happen to be writing a novel . the title even has the word black in it .


my mother stayed at home all day to raise me and my siblings. i had to drop out of college to help with my grandparents. my father used to be an insurance salesman. i graduated valedictorian of my high school class. i can t stand salads.

hi ! how are you doing today ?
hi ! i am doing well , thank you . how are you ?
i am good ! just finished organizing the pantry .
that is fun ! what kind of food do you like ?
i love all food . i really love cooking . baking is boring though . you ?
i like everything except for salad . did you go to culinary school ?
no , i stay at home with my kids . i wish i could though .
my mom was a stay at home mom . how many kids do you have ?
i have 4 kids . i keep my sanity by running daily !
cool ! i help take care of my grandparents .
that is very sweet of you . family is very important .
thank you ! i had to drop out of college , but it is worth it .
you will be rewarded for your kindness . i believe in karma .
i learned about karma in high school . i was valedictorian .
wow ! that is impressive ! what type of shows do you like ?
thanks ! comedies are my favorite . what about you ?


dancing is my passion. i have a dog named socks. i am a college student. i drive a silver lexus.

hello ! how are you ?
i am great . i love to dance , do you ?
not as much . i like being with my family .
do you have any pets ? my dog , socks , lives at my parents house .
i do not . i want a dog , but my son is blind and i worry he would trip .
i am in college and work with blind children . some dogs can be trained to help .
that might be a bit much for me to do at the moment .
do you drive ? i just bought a lexus and the color is silver .
i do . i have a green saturn . my sister has the same one !
wow , that is cool . who keeps the cleanest car ?
me for sure . she is a total slob . very different even though we are twins .
ll . did you ever trick teachers in school ?
i wish we had . jessica wanted to but i was always worried we would get caught .
yeah , i suppose that could be scary .
married ?
yes , i am married to my soulmate . she and i have been married 27 years . you ?


i am the youngest of 3. i went to college in chicago. i love playing tennis. i am pursuing my law degree. i love reading mysteries in my free time.

hello there !
hey hey !
i am a waitress , what do you do ?
i am studying to be a layer
that is cool , my favorite band is nirvana . tell me about you
i love rush , zeppelin , hendrix and tennis
that is cool , are you overall happy with life ? i am
i would say so , i have three older brothers who are cool
that is cool i remain happy even though my car needs repairs
ugh , that is a drag . i am so bad at auto mechanics . . .
it really is , it costs so much to go see a good mechanic
i know ! my mini van needs some work too


i make and me by waiting tables. until then i will make 215 an hour. i am a college student who is a full time working mom. i hope it to become a doctor one day.

good morning ! i just got my nails done yesterday , i do it every saturday
oh that must be nice . what do you do for a living ?
it is . i work for a lawyer . . . i am the receptionist . you ?
i am a waitress . no getting nails done for me .
my family runs a grocery store so i also work there
i am trying to study right now , but my kids are eating breakfast and keep needing things .
what are you studying for ? i like to daydream about visiting paris and the cafes
i am studying to become a doctor .
that is time consuming . i low key watch wwe so i would not have time for that
you work a lot . i bet paris is well within reach .
i hope so , thank you
what is wwe ? i have not heard of it before .
it is a type of wrestling
because you watch it , you would not have time to go to school ?
yes it is something i do in secret
is it some kind of addiction ? i do not understand . unless you mean you participate .


my best friend lives in japan. i live in new york. i am a dog walker. i have never traveled outside of the united states. i eat ice cream when i am sad.

my friend kim lives in japan .
oh wow , my really good friend also lives in japan . small world .
yeah , i have never been out of new york myself .
i have never been anywhere other then the us . i just moved to new york
wow , do you live in the city ?
yes . i moved here because i got a job as a dog walker . great pay .
i walk dogs for a living too . small world for sure .
when my friend moved , i ate a pint of ice cream because i was sad .
i do the same thing when i am sad . are you my doppelganger ?
ha ha . it appears so . definitely a small world for sure .
it really is small even though it seems huge .
true . maybe we could meet up when we are walking the dog sometime .
that would definitely be great .
sounds like a plan . have a play date for the dogs , lol .
i think they would like that a lot .
lets make plans for next week . we can meet up in the park .


i am a national guard officer. i love cold , wintry weather and snow. i eat too much fast food. i work as a public affairs liaison. i drive a 2011 volkswagen passat.

hi , how are you today ? my kids are acting up . . . sigh . . .
i am doing okay , just having some popeyes .
i am eating lunch in the teachers lounge today .
are you a teacher ? i work in pubic affairs .
yes , i have an autistic son and that is why i got into teaching . you ?
i just wanted to help where i could . i also am in the national guard
wow ! my son and daughter and me thank you for your service !
i appreciate that . do you enjoy winter ?
definitely ! nothing better than going to see snow on winter break and snowboarding !
i do not find many people who like the cold as much as i do . .
i lived in wa , my husband is a soldier too , i am used to cold .
do you and your husband have kids ?
yes , a son and a daughter , you ?
no , i am not married yet .
i am sure that you will find the right person , i divorced and remarried
oh that is interesting . i just am too busy for now .


i just turned 77. i have one grandson and one daughter. i like watching british tv shows and movies. i am a retired computer programmer.

how are you doing today ?
are you into computers ? for work or enjoyment .
i am actually a programmer so yes . helped create facebook .
wow , so am i . recently retired
what area were you in ?
the actual programming . . . but now almost 80
do you miss work now ? or really enjoy your time now ?
time goes by slowly but i watch a lot of bbc and their shows
must have a lot of wisdom !
i hope to impart some of my knowledge to grandkids .
what shows do you watch on bbc ?
oh , that one about the nosy neighbor .
do not know that one .
funny program , i even have my daughter watching it .
ok what else do you like ?
time for my nap so talk later .


i enjoy reading. i love dogs. i work at a doctor s office. i am single.

hello , do you like bruno mars ?
hello how are you today ?
i am well . just woke up from a nap
do you nap often then
i do . i have to get up early to catch my bus to school .
where do you go to school
in cleveland ohio , where are you ?
i am not sure really do you have pets
i do , cookie and fudge .
nice that made me hungry
i like sweets , lol . they are puppies .
nice where do you work
i do not work . i am a junior in high school
oh wow well stay in school


i work in a movie theater. i m constantly making short films with the camcorder my parents got me. my boyfriend is in acting school. nachos make me happy.

where do like to shop ?
for what ? food , clothes , cares ?
anything that you like to buy
i do not make much money so thrift stores , and discount shops
do you have a dollar tree
omg i love the dollar tree ! it is my jam
i know they have everything
i even watch dollar tree , youtube videos
i do that to interesting
right , i love there decor items for the different seasons
that is great i make crafts
it is like really a dollar ? i will take five
they have different items for everything
do you buy food at the dollar tree ?
some time i get the chips and cookies
do you go to the 99 cents store ?


i am married. i have a black lab. i am from tennessee. i love to fish. my favorite musician in charlie daniels.

hi , nice to chat with you . where are you located ?
hello , i was born in tennessee . how about you ?
i live in washington but was also in maryland for awhile going to school
great ! how is the fishing there ?
its great ! what do you do for a living ?
i am retired , so i just fish and spend time with my black lab and wife .
that is great ! i hope to retire soon . i just signed on with the washington wizards
congratulations ! that is a big accomplishment . i recently went to washington to see a charlie daniels concert
nice ! i bet that was great ! are you a big fan of his ?
yes , i grew up listening to him and have been to many concerts .
what other things do you like to do ?
i take my lab dog to the park often to play . do you own a dog ?
i have 4 . i have a large house so it works .
wow , that must be a lot to handle when you play in the nba
it is but i have great staff .
and are you married too ?


i own a pug , and he s the most loyal pet you ll ever have. i m a graduate student studying law. i like playing ultimate in the park with my guys sometimes. i m a night owl , but i m an introvert so i don t go out much or anything. i live in new york and i love the local shops around here.

hi how are you doing today
i am well thank you and yourself ?
i am doing great . i was looking into travel .
new york would be a great place they have lots of shops .
i have been there . it is great .
what do you do for fun . i stay home most time unless i am playing ultimate .
what is ultimate ? i have never heard
it is frisbee basically . i play with my guys at the park .
that is an interesting game
yeah , do you have pets , i own a pug .
how old is he or she
7 he has been with me a long time , very loyal animal .
animals are great if you do not travel too much
very true . i take him where ever i go . very well socialized . get some strange looks too
people are mean at times
yeah did you go to college i graduated with study in law ?


my son is a football player. i like reading mystery novels. i love pizza. i am an american citizen. going to the beach is my favorite past time.

how are you today
i am good how are you
i am great a little chilly here
yeah i wish it was still summer where do you live
i am in wv i do not i hate summer
what kind of food do you like
i love sea food i like shrimp and crabs
i am into pizza boring i know lol
i eat it alot as a kid so i hate it now
haha that is funny what do you like to do on the weekends
i love to play sports and bake
that is cool i love to go to the beach
i love the beach to i love the water period
yeah its so fun too bad its starting to get cold


my husband is a corporate attorney. i am allergic to cats. i love to have my nails done. i use to compete in beauty pageants.

hello , how are you this beautiful day ?
how are you doing today
i am great . just celebrated my 3rd wedding anniversary with my husband last night .
i am good what about you
i am still doing good , lol
well congrats to you and your husband
thank you ! what about you ? do you have a family ?
yes i will be getting marked next tuesday
org , that is fantastic ! ! congratulations ! !
thanks do you have kids
unfortunately , no i do not . i do however have two small dogs , peanut and jelly .
awwww that is cute do you want kids
yes , i really do . we would have to adopt though .
oh i am sorry to hear that
its okay , really . what about you ? are you looking forward to mini yous ?
i have 1 girl and 2 boys we want one more girl


i am very skinny and energetic. i drink a lot of caffeine. i have a very unhealthy diet. i can run very fast for long distances. i have a cheap car my dad gave me.

good morning how is it going
i am super buzzed right now and very fast you ?
i am known as iron skittles in the skittles universe
that is so interesting i drink all the caffeine and run are you happy ?
although i never ate candy i my life
i eat terrible food always but i stay fit
i am a professional skittles player like of all time
that is so cool can you ran far ?
in my spare time i like to look at anime and baseball
nice i have a car that is super lame but it was free
my all time best mlb player is bartolo colon
those are not real words
its ok to be lame if you do not understand
i am sorry too much caffeine forgive me
what a bummer but ok cool
so what else do you like to do ?


i am from austin , texas. i like every post i see on social media. i post a lot about the food i eat on social media. when people do not like my social media posts , it upsets me. i like to cook new recipes.

hi , how are you doing ?
i am good how about yourself ?
i am doing pretty good . what are you doing tonight ?
just finished making a new recipe and i am about to post it online .
what kind of recipe was it ?
mac and cheese with crushed crackers on top . it was very good . what are you doing tonight ?
that sounds really good ! i am watching movies .
what movie are you watching ?
superhero movies . they are my favorites , my brother and i used to pretend we were superheros .
really ? ? that is so funny , who is your favorite hero ?
superman . i would pretend to be him so i could wear a cape .
what food does superman like ?


i love to read. i live in a medium sized city. my favorite place to spend time at is the beach. i have 3 sisters and 2 brothers. i have a masters degree in creative writing.

hi ! how are you doing ?
hi ! i am doing well ! how are you doing ?
i am great from going surfing earlier , i go any chance i get
i love going to the beach and watching the surfers in the sunset . so relaxing !
sounds like a dream ! although my actual dreams can often get bizarre
mine do too . it helps writing about them and then deciphering their meaning
i have dreamt that i was married . but i could never actually commit to one person
sounds like reality to me !
in reality , the muggers is my favorite band . but in my dream , it was the muppets !
haha that is hilarious ! glad it was only a dream !
right ? ? i do not know if i could listen to kermit miss piggy singing all the time
lol ! you should seriously write about this stuff . you seem like a creative soul !
thanks ! maybe i will when i am taking a break from surfing
maybe i will see you at the beach one of these days . i will wave from the shore !


i won a lottery 6 years ago but nobody knows. i live a lie. i paint organic scenes with pretty trees. my wife hates me , she thinks i am lazy and poor. i am a painter.

hello how are you ?
i am not doing great , i feel depressed
i love baseball and it helps to play when i am down
i do not have a lot of free time
i do not either with the wife and kids
i have a wife but she does not like me very much
my wife do not like me either she loves our 2 cats and the dog more
mine thinks i am poor and lazy , years ago i won the lottery ,
wow lucky you ! how much did you win ?
1 million , i did not let my wife
i was in a race for 1 million dollars but i lost beacuse i hate to run
i just want to paint , i do ones with trees
i bet you are good . what else do you like ?
i go for walks in the woods
that is nice and relaxing
it ic nice to be in the quite


i like to run so that i can clear my head. i am an author. i like to drink green tea. i love to write stories while sitting in the grass in my back yard. i enjoy watching mystery movies.

hello , my name is andrew . how are you ?
i am cool i am rod an author
very cool . i am an avid reader . what do you write ?
i love running , drinking tea and watching mystery . i also write while in the park
sounds fun . i love going swimming .
i do not know how to swim
i have to be careful when i do because i suffer from epilepsy .
just eat fruits and vegetables .
oh , okay . what is your family like ? i have one child , a boy .
my family is simple and i do not have a kids
no kids ? a peaceful life ! my folks are split up . are yours ?
they are also that is why i do not have kids
i see . you are a healthy person , it sounds like .
yes i am a vegan i do not eat animals
commendable . i admire that . although i confess i eat a burger sometimes .
that is bad love animals do not eat them


i love animals. i like to stay fit. i love to watch ted talks. i do not much like tv. i love to walk in the woods.

hey there , this is rob
hello rob , i am cheryl .
i am fed up with my girlfriend . .
oh no ! what has she done ?
i want to move out . . but she does not want me to do that
well the ted talk i am watching says carpe diem .
yeah i know that . . it is pretty old
sometimes i watch them while i jog in the woods .
i used to watch . . but now i did not . . . now i watch movies with my gf
i only watch ted talks .
i only want to move out . . . now she is making my life hell
i am so sorry rob , maybe you should get a puppy !


but i am a frustrated driver. i am a people person. i love adventures like mountain climbing. my husband works at a telecom.

hey how is it going
its ok . i just got into a wreck .
what sorry to hear that is everyone okay
yea it was my fault i have a little road rage but i love people lol
that is okay it happens , i use to be a nurse be sure to get checked out
i will my husband is working at telecom ao he gets great insurance
great that good to hear , i have to paint my fence tommorrow
what color are you going to paint it
white and yellow i really like painting
sounds pretty . i love going on adventures and doing stuff like mountain climbing
really that sounds awesome like to arm wrester and bake bagels
umm bagels ! i love everything bagels and plain bagels
what do you do for a living ?
stay at home and watch the kids . you ?
i make a living as a cartographer
cool so what exactly do you ?


i hate paying my bills. i don t have a job and sit on the couch all day. i whine a lot. i have a golden retriever puppy. i try to limit how much i eat.

hey do you have any unique features ? i got 3 thumbs
that is interesting . i guess the weirdest thing about me is i do not work
how come ? it is a lot of unemployed people
i would just rather relax all day long
i guess there is nothing wrong with that
paying bills is the worst part about life
only if you can not afford them
i guess that is true . i am always whining though
so you are just pretty much spoiled ? lol
maybe . but hey , i spoil my puppy too
awww what is the puppy name ?
anna . she is a golden retriever
i love animals . i have a red bird which is my fave color
is it a cardinal ? what do you like to eat ?
yes . i like steak and potatoes , you ?
i eat salads a lot . i try not to eat too much


i like to ride my scooter. i have red hair. i have lots of friends. my name is nick. i don t like music.

i love the mall . do you ?
hi i am nick , you ? yes i love the mall
i go there a lot . i enjoy it a lot .
i enjoy riding my scooter to the mall .
i walk there at times or i ride my bike .
i like that my scooter does not play music as it is not my favorite .
i am actually deaf and do not even hear music .
oh , that is not good . do you have a lot of friends ? i do .
i am used to it . m friends are ok with it as well .
oh good . what color hair do you have ? i have red .
so do i . how cool is that ?
very cool ! do you have pets ?
i have a pug dog .
my favorite dog is a pug . what is his name ?
he is called corky . he is so cute .
i love it . there is a seal at sea world named corky .
i love going there but only have one time .
same here . one day i want to go back again before they take it away


i like to make bagels. i am a cartographer. i like to arm wrestle. i used to be a nurse.

do you live in city or rural area i am from a quiet rural area
i like in a suburb
do you work i retired a few years ago to help my friends spend time with husband
i quit my nursing job to make bagels
nursing is special i also like to help people
that is cool what do you do to help people
i am not young anymore i am an older lady i like to do charity stuff
that is nice charity is still helpful
yes it can help people out which is good
what do you do for fun
crafting making soaps and candles
that is a very unique hobby
what do you like to do
i arm wrestle which is kind of random i am pretty competitive
cool i like ufc which is similar
wow that is cool for an old lady


my family is poor. i practice yoga and hike. i love the natural world beauty. i m obsessed with animals.

hello , is this vegetarians anonymous ?
no , i am a person in a home
well , i thought this is was night owl go to vent about meat
i actually love animals pretty much obsessed
same . . . why eat them when we can play them music like on a piano
exactly , i love music especially when i hike or yoga
music is life . . . dancing to anything with a beat is the best
i grew up poor and i always enjoyed dwelling in the natural beauty of the world
i hear that . . . but i can only take so much sun , love the night
yes , me too . . . . where do you work ?
at a bar midtown
that is cool , do you have children ?
unless you count my cats , no lol
they are very much like children


i work as a public affairs liaison. i eat too much fast food. i love cold , wintry weather and snow. i am a national guard officer. i drive a 2011 volkswagen passa.

what is your favorite food ? i am a picky eater .
anything quick , fast and can go in a microwave ! my job is demanding , no time for cooking
i would really like to be a teacher one day . what is your job ?
i love my job , i work in public affairs . very tedious but rewarding . a teacher ? niceeee
yes , but i have a bad temper . its a short temper .
oh no , do you have patience enough to work with children ?
i would hope i could control it . what do you love ?
hows the weather where you are ?
it is beautiful . more than anything , i have a huge love for my dog .
www , i love animals ! enjoying the fall weather . i can not wait for it to snow .
it does not snow where i live . i live in the south us . you ?
same here but i make it my business to catch snowfall every year . its magical
i am sure it is . i would love to travel and see snow . i prefer sunshine .
sunshine is pretty good too .
but we are in hurricane paths .
i love letting the top down on my vw passa on a sunny day


formal situations make me uncomfortable. i have over 4000 friends on facebook. i enjoy hitchhiking. i haven t spoken to my family in years. i live alone.

do you want to bake with me and my daughters ?
haha formal situations like that tend to make me uncomfortable .
i guess i could just bake for you .
i like eating yummy food ! are you on facebook ?
no not really . there are a lot of racist people on there
really ? i have over 4 , 000 friends and have not encountered that .
yeah , they hate people from saudi arabia
i love to hitchhike but i have not made it there yet .
can you hitchhike your way onto a plane ?
haha maybe sneak on to one . are you close with your family ?
yes , very close . what about you ?
i have not spoken to them in years .
why ? that is so crazy .
i have a hard time letting people in .


this is my second year in the league. i play for the philadelphia eagles. i play quarterback. last season i was just getting started.

how are you today , any fun plans ?
no fun plans i have to focus on football . i play for the eagles .
that is a cool job , i work at a clothing store
do you work in menswear or ladies ?
i do both because i love to shop
cool . do you like your job too ?
yeah i get to help people find their style .
i like working as a team , this is my second year , last year i was a rookie .
that is really cool , what position do you play ?
quarterback . do you like football ?
its okay , my husband was a linebacker in high school .
i have always loved football .


i love katy perry. i drive a ford taurus. i drink diet coke. i spend too much time shopping. i work in retail.

oh hi there , how are you ?
not bad drinking a diet coke you ?
checking out the some new technology . it fascinates me .
awesome do you like walmart ? i work there
i do ! they make these tiny sweaters for my dog there . she is smaller then my cat .
oh that is really small . i shop more than i should
it ust be easy to do since you ork there .
true it is . do you like katy perry ? she is my fav
she is okay , i really like that one song she had last summer .
yea i was not impressed with recent performance on saturday night live tho
i missed it , i was out free diving . it was so much fun .
oh what kind of vehicle ? i have a ford
lol , diving ! like in the ocean .
sorry i misread but diving is alright i cant swim tho
honestly , i am not all that great at it either .
yea it looks complicated to actually be good i would just cannon ball


my favorite band is the punk band rancid. i work at a gas station as a cashier. i will be moving to san diego in two months. my mother was a famous ballet dancer in london. i am twenty six years old this may.

hey i am into sports love football . i play professionally
that is cool . i only a cashier at a gas station
i play for the baltimore ravens had some tackles 128
i love the ravens . my mom was famous dancer ballet . do you like it
of course in football we love it i am a linebacker
i just turn 26 and plan to move to san diego soon . my time will come
yes it will ! come get a ticket 1 day
of course i love football and also punk rock . rancid my fav
that is cool you are pretty cool with me .
awesome . i would love to see you play . get away from this gas station
where is it ? i am sure its annoying .
in portland . i am so over it . that is why i am moving to san diego


i play the guitar. i write short films. i am a lesbian. my father recently had a heart attack.

hi there , did you grow up near oceans like me ?
heart attacked was expert by my dad
what is your favorite color ?
any color will do my guitar is the only that matters
i like walking on the beach .
oh , that s a great setting for the films that i am writing
i really really like dogs
i do not have one , do you like it
yea we travel a lot
where do you guys go usually
to get pizza he loves it
oh you like pizza , what flavor
all kinds really even the meat lovers
really , how often you eat thos
i have a best friend
who is your best friend


i want to be a movie director when i grow up. i really enjoy making friends. i play the trumpet. i am in my high school band.

hi how are you doing today
i am good thanks . just finished playing my trumpet
that is awesome i just got done baking a cake .
yum ! do you bake for friends ? i love making friends
yes i bake a lot for friends here in texas .
you guys have some good high school bands there ! i am in mine !
where are you from ?
not texas sadly . i would like to move to california though when i am older
my mom use to teach band . i to was in band .
that is cool ! when i grow up i want to be a movie director .
that seems exciting ! i am a stay at home mom for now .
my mom is at home with us and i love her for it
yes , i understand . my kids are young .
how many do you have ?


i used to travel the usa playing guitar. my favorite band is the story so far. i recently started to work online. i used to work at a factory making boxes. i eat meat.

hey how are you doing
i am good . . how was ur weekend ? ?
great , wish i had more money
what will you do with money ? ? ?
catch up on my rent , pay electric bill catch on certain things
hm . . interesting . . where are you from ? ?
i am from california , what bout you ?
i am from boston ma
wow cool cool , i enjoy writing , your hobbies ?
hiking . . and going into the nature
nice , i really enjoy pens , i am obsessed with them
i work for luxor . pen company
really ! way cool , get me a pen haha
sure dude . . i work inthe manufacturing unit itself


i am a woman who wears a size 12. i go to dance lessons with my boyfriend. i have never been on a cruise ship. i am planning a trip to europe. i love to shop on weekends.

heh man whats up
not much , just working on some plans . how are you tonight ?
awsome dude just scored something heavy !
oh yeah ? what exactly is that ?
scored some camping gear , cheap !
oh that is awesome ! are you going to go somewhere ?
dude man , gonna check out bob wier !
that is pretty exciting . my boyfriend is a fan !
yeah i have not taken in a show in awhile .
i heard of one last weekend but went shopping instead .
gotta be less than ten words i guess .
yeah , but have you ever been dancing before ?
many times at the dead concerts !
i bet those are a lot of fun !


my mom lives with me. my hair is very long. i have a boyfriend who lives in italy. i hate cooking.

hey there . how is it going ?
i am okay , my long hair just got in a knot . you ?
i am okay too . woke up missing my father today .
aww that is sad . where is he ?
he passed . usually , i larp deep in the forest when i feel this way .
wow , my mom lives in my basement and my boyfriend is in italy .
woah . i still live with my mom and i am 32 .
thankfully my mom cooks for me because i dislike cooking !
mom cooks once i the general return from the forest with my orcish army .
interesting , what is an orcish ?
it is a world of warcraft reference . do you watch game of thrones ?
i do not . i have heard of it though .
it is a good television show . also , stranger things rocks !
i see ! my mother does not believe in televisions .
what does she believe in as an alternative ? that is intriguing
reading and learning how to do hair styles with my long hair .


i live in a house. i have a lot of friends. i am ten years old. i love dogs and cats. my dad works at the mill and my mom is a teacher.

hello ! what are you doing ?
not much . just hanging out in my house . you ?
me too . i am working on building another computer .
oh that is too cool ! ! i want to do something like that some day
what do you like to do ?
i love to play with my cat and dog
i have a dog . she is wonderful . i also collect bugs .
oooh bugs are icky ! how old are you ?
i am 30 . you ?
i am only 10 years old .
i ran for school board several years ago because of my interest in schools .
that is really cool of you . my mom works at a school
i started collecting bugs when i was your age . what do you like to do ?
my favorite thing is to play catch with my big german shephard dog


my dad died when i was in high school. i have a lot of allergies. i like watching tv and movies. my favorite type of music is metal.

have you eaten asparagus lately ?
no i am allergic to them , and many other things too .
oh no ! i can sense when people have but not online of course .
i only eat corn , popcorn , like at the shoes .
that does not sound healthy . you should have a nice medium rare steak .
my dad was killed by steak , he choked when i was a young man .
that is terrible , i am sorry .
it is ok i guess , i am older now and stay distracted if i can .
i understand . are you married ?
no i am just a lonely headbanger watching black mirror on netflix all day . you ?
dude , black mirror is great .
it is , quite dark and ominous . i like to watch shows of all types .
are you a coffee drinker ? i have 5 types currently .
i hate coffee , thanks . i am allergic to all coffee .
it must be hard being you .
it can be , but i put on my slayer albums and drift away .


i have 2 dogs as pets. i work as a veterinarians assistant. i love dogs. i leave the dogs home when i visit my parents.

hi ! how are you today !
i am doing swell ! how bout yourself ?
great ! i just got home from the beach !
sounds fun . my dogs love the beach !
how many dogs do you have ! ! !
i have 2 dogs and i love them very much
we do not allow dogs at my beach ! i am a lifeguard !
wow sounds exciting . do you save people often ?
not really ! it happens less than baywatch !
good show . what food do you like ?
pizza is my fave ! what about you ?
pizza is up there for me , but i am going to have to say seafood
maybe i have seen some of your fish ! ll !
catch one for me next time !


my guilty pleasure is mcdonald s. i sell real estate and wait tables on the weekends. i am the youngest of 8 kids. i never stop looking for love. i have a close circle of friends i would do anything for.

hi , my name is chad , i have red hair , long . how are you ?
i am good i am spending time with my seven siblings , i am the youngest .
seven ? wow . i live alone with my 10 cats .
i love cats ! as much as my friends who i would do anything for .
you should try blue jello with your friends , it is my favorite
sounds good do you have any guilty pleasures ? mine is mcdonalds .
super good , i love all kind of food except asparagus , i do not eat that
me either ! are you married ? i am still searching for love .
i told you that i have lot of cats , so i have to be single
ha ha ! what do you do for a living ?
chat to strangers over the internet while eating blue jello d
lol ! i am in real estate and waitress on the weekends .
kinda weird combination , love it
it is ! it keeps me going though !
that is what counts , i can not do much while taking care of my cats
i bet they keep you busy .


my favorite animal is the koala. i live with a roommate. i work part time. i don t like beer.

i wish i could get out of work and hit the lake with my fishing pole .
that sounds fun . a similar break from my roommate would be wonderful .
come with me ! i will cook whatever we catch .
sounds like a plan . not a beer fan though . know a good alternative ?
whiskey ? i have dogs named bourbon , whiskey , and rye .
great names . i work pt at a bar , so whiskey is acceptable .
thanks ! i actually designed them a house that is about 800 square feet .
so a dog mansion then ? awesome . do you like koalas ?
yes . i am an architect . i love koalas ! you have one ?
i wish . hoping to go and see one in its natural habitat soon .
where ? that sounds like quite the vacation .
australia , and i would be going with a friend that is from there .
that sounds incredible ! good fishing down there i bet too .
cairns has really good fishing . you should look into it .
i will . thanks for the suggestion . have you been there before ?
not yet , but it is in our itinerary . would love to catch some mahi mahi .


during the week , i work as a barista. my favorite book is the bible. i go to craft shows on the weekends. i live with my boyfriend in an apartment. i design jewelry when i have spare time.

hello do you need a mechanic ?
no , i work as a barista and make jewelry during my spare time .
sweet i will be going to college soon
nice . i assume you read then and my favorite read is the bible .
i have to read , i have 3 months before i go
however , i am shacked up with my boyfriend in an apartment , lol
how do you feel about vegans ? i am one
they are fine . i like to go to craft shows to sell my jewelry on the weekends .
have you heard of the brand muse ?
yes , love it . great band .
my father listens to them while doing his mechanical duties
your father sounds like an interesting man .
vegan , mechanic , not so interesting to me
i thought you were also vegan ?
yes i am . i guess he introduced me to in
well , he likes muse . that was the interesting part i guess .


my favorite author is jane austen. i eat a lot of fish. i live near the ocean. i only wear tennis shoes. i own a boat.

gardening is my favorite way to pass the time on weekends . whats yours ?
i love talking walks n the beach
i love the beach as well ! its one of my favorite travel destinations .
what do you do for a living ?
i love my job ! i travel to various vacation destinations and build hotels .
what cut are you from ?
i am from a city in the midwest . where are you from ?
i am from cali . . . have you been ?
no , i have never been , but i have friends there . what do you do there for a living ?
i am a fisherman here
that must be exciting to work on the water . do you get to travel in your work ?
no i do not travel much
what kinds of fish do you catch ?
everything under the sun lol


my husband is the ceo of taco bell. i have five cats. i am next in line to become queen of england. my favorite color is blue.

good morning , i hate dark gloomy days i lost my husband
me too . about the weather . its pretty sunny here right now though .
last year he died from old age .
well that is good it was not a terrible disease or anything . have any cats ?
no no no cats just a coffee addict lol
i have several cats , enough that you could probably call me a crazy cat lady !
lol oh man how old are you ?
i am 32 , how old are you ?
i am 77 wishing he was here
i wish my husband were here too . he is always so busy with work .
what does he do for work ? got any family
he is ceo of a major fast food company . we just have the cats , no kids .
do you want kids ? me an my fam link each an every saturday
no i do not want any children . do you have a favorite color ?
my fav color is pink
i am a fan of blue , especially baby blue .


i am in the army. i fly airplanes. i enjoy building computers. i dropped out of college.

hi dude . how are you
doin good what about you ?
i am great . playing video games here . you
working on putting a custom computer together
cool . i hope it is purple ? where are you ?
i am located in kentucky , nope this one is not purple , maybe the next one
nice , they have great macaroni and cheese down there . right ?
yeah its pretty good but spend most of my time overseas in the army
the army wanted me because i am a ballet dancer . can i join ?
i am sure they will accept you
great . i like to shoot guns . do you like food ?
yes love food and i also love guns
nice . we have so much in common .
when i am home on leave i fly my plane as much as possible
i like planes too . are you rich ?
i inherited a few million from my grand parents


i am a true believer in god first. i love adventure that is why i have been a sales person all my life. i am a fitness guru. i am 5 3 an love movie time. i am a carefree , funloving , free spirited person.

hello , how are you today ?
great on this day the lord has made !
good to hear ! i had to work today .
me too friend , but i just came from the gym . where do you work ?
i do it for a company . showing oldies how to use their computers mostly .
i am a sales person so i swindle people out of money but god first .
well obviously . do you do anything outside of work ?
i go the gym and watch movies . i am a pretty fun loving person .
i paint a lot when i have time . vienna is pretty inspiring for art .
i love adventure . where is vienna located exactly ?
in austria . i am originally from london , but moved here recently . where are you located ?
i am from the united states . do you like adventure too ? london is far .
my boyfriend and i try to find adventure . it can be hard after five years together .
did he move to austria with you or all you alone there ?
we live together here , i moved to be with him . do you live with anyone ?
no i am all single waiting to meet the man of my dreams .


i want to be alone sometimes. i feel competitive against other women. i don t trust anyone. i don t like trying new things. i like the library.

hello ! how are you ? what kind of things do you like ?
my age is 25 . i like to read . what do you like ?
i love lizards , i used to have a firey orange bearded dragon !
cool ! how old are you ?
i am 28 . are you in school ?
nope . i work at the library . you ?
i tend to draw in class , when i should take notes , but get good grades
what is your major ? i hated school , but do love my job .
art . do you have any cool dreams ? things you wish you could do ?
nope . just like sitting in the library , all alone , nobody to bother me .
sometimes i want to live in a magical world with unicorns and dragons
are you male or female ? i hate all this competition between females .
female . what color is your hair ? is it long or short ?
short . brown . do you run or take part in marathons ?


i am a huge fan of classical jazz. i am on a low carb diet. i overcame urinary cancer at age 18. i am trying to become a male model in hollywood. i recently had a private lunch with will ferrell.

hello there ! how are you ?
i am doing great now . how are you ?
not bad , just got home from helping out my sons boy scout troop
i was a scout , now i am pursuing a modeling career .
cool . what made you want to do that ?
i had urinary cancer when i was 16 , cured at 18 and decided to enjoy life .
wow , that is a great attitude to have !
i had lunch with will ferrell the other day , he and i both like classical jazz .
what ! ? the real will ferrell ! how did you meet him ?
i was at a casting call , and he invited some of us for a private lunch .
cool . i love doing celebrity impressions and do a pretty good ferrell in elf
that is my favorite movie of his .
me too . he is hilarious , and christmas is my favorite holiday
halloween is mine . always has been .
do you speak any other languages other than english ?
no , sorry . i am not a linguist . are you ?


i live in my parent s basement. i m a vegetarian. i read a lot of used books. i like cats.

hey there , how are you ?
i am good how are you
i am doing pretty well tonight
i am at my parents house in the basement
oh do you live there ? i have ocd that would be hard
no they just have a lot of cats i take care of
oh that would also be hard . i need to have a lot of control
i like to read so it does not bother me
oh you like to read ? i teach at a private elementary school
yes that is cool i love veggies
me too i am 100 vegan
that is good healthier choice
i hope so , i always feel like something is wrong with me
i hope you feel better soon then


my favorite color is purple. i go to church on sunday. i have a 3 year old. my father is a preacher. i am a 1st grade teacher.

hi how are you today ?
i am great , school started today . i am a teacher
that is an admirable trade do you like it ?
i do , i love kids , i have a toddler , he is 3
that is nice i am a dental assistant
nice , my dads a preacher
do you like to party , preachers child ?
no , i go to church every sunday
oh i party super hard heh
what do you listen to ? i am listening to purple rain rn
i go to every single music festival
that is cool . i hate festivals myself , the live acts sound awful
you gotta wear the protective earplugs or its all white noise
the quality is terrible no matter what , save your pennies go see them in venues
well that is quite pretentious of oyu
no , its factual . open air venue festival worse sonics than closed venue


i am a proofreader for a greeting card company. i enjoy watching football and hockey games. my favorite movie is goodfellas. my parents have been married for 40 years.

hey , good morning , what you up to ?
just thinking about visiting nyc
okay , have you ever been there before ?
no i would like to go thought , the people seem nice
okay , where are you right now ?
in my living room watching goodfellas
what is goodfellas , i have never heard of that ?
best movie of all time
oh okay , i guess that explanation is good enough lol
i highly recommend you watch it
i will because i love best movies of all times lol
i work at a greeting card company
how do you enjoy working there ?
it is a job i guess
just be grateful to have a job because some people are not as fortunate
this is true you are right


i can make fart noises with my arm pits , even some musical melody. my biggest fear in life is heights. there is only been one set of twins in my family. i use to be a huge superman fan as a child. i have been cheated on by every ex girlfriend except for one.

fellow , how are you doing today ?
i am doing great ! how are you doing ?
awesome . just got back from the gym . checking instagram and facebook . so many friend requests .
wow ! you must be popular ! i am not as cool .
i guess so . i put a makeup tutorial online and everyone loved it !
cool , i make videos of fart noises with my armpits . i am pretty talented !
that is . . . interesting . how did you start going that ?
i can even make musical melodies with my arm pit .
you said you are not very cool . maybe if you did not do that you would have more friends .
when i was younger i was a huge superman
you were a huge superman ? i got a congeniality award in school when i was younger .
fan and would walk around in costume and it would make noises under the arm .
interesting . i do not know why you do not do something productive like going for a run .
eh . i am not popular with the ladies either . every ex has cheated on me .


my dad died when i was in high school. my favorite type of music is metal. i work in commercials. i like watching tv and movies.

hello . how are you today ?
hi , i am good . just chilling out after work . you ?
oh nothing much . just getting ready for work .
have you got anything interesting happening at work today ?
nothing much . just a pop quiz for my students .
sounds better than my day was . too many meetings for me . whats the quiz ?
countries in europe . its a simple informal assessment .
what age students do you teach ?
grade 3 age 8 to 9
do you enjoy teaching ? i always thought it would be quite hard work .
i do enjoy teaching and it is hard work , but i like it .
good for you . what do you do to relax at the end of the day ?


i like to grow my own herbs and vegetables in my garden. i sew my own clothes. i have long curly hair. my favorite food is raw onion.

happy sunday , how are you today
i am good how are you ?
great . i am baking cookies , do you like to bake ?
sometimes , i really am into gardening
that is cool . i am more of a sweet tooth person
i like sweets , i also sew
do you sew your own clothes
yes i just made a jacket the other day
wow , that is very cool . what color is it ?
it is blue , what do you do for a living ?
i go to school and i like blue too
blue is my favorite , what are you studying ?
baking ! want to open a bakery one day
do you bake savory things i love things with onion
sometimes . mostly i enjoy baking sweets
what do you look like ? i have very curly red hair


i always have a beer after work. i drive a lifted chevy truck. my favorite food is steak cooked well done. i played football in high school. i am a roofer.

hi , how are you ?
good , you ? how was your day ?
rough . put out two fires today . this is my first day home from the station
wow , well done ! i got a roof ready to put on new shingles .
do you work in construction ? looking for a contractor for my grocery store
roofing , do you need a new roof ? i need to get to the grocery anyway .
i need everything . i am trying to open my store within 2 months
i can help with that . maybe we can trade for beer and steak .
yes ! my mom would love to cook for us . she cooks all my meals
nice ! i will take my steak well done . i can drive my chevy over .
text when youre here . i cant see color so i will not know which car is yours
it is listed so look for a tall truck .
will do . do you need help marketing for your business ?
i mean lifted . no i am good . maybe for our football team though .
i would love to help . just graduated with my degree so trying to get some work
congrats ! i used to play for them in high school . i will ask their needs .


i work at a grocery store. i go visit them sometimes. she likes to grow plants in her garden. my best friend lives in a big city.

good morning . the sun is shining and the grass is green !
uru , i have a job at a grocery shop !
awesome ! i am a singer , looking to get signed . do you know anyone ?
no but i like to go visiting sometimes
i play tennis , my favorite outfit to play in is green .
growing plants in her is what she like to do
i love plants , they are so green !
there is a big city where my friend lives , it has plants
plants are great . i love any and all .
i am employed ay a grocery store
yes , you said that already . do you have any hobbies ?
i know someone and she grow plants , she does it in her garden
is it a green garden ? i like green .
its a big city maybe , my best friend lives there
cool . cities are great , i prefer the beach .
i have job , its at a food shop , no the beach


we have two sons. i like to attend wine tours. my husband is 20 years older than me. i enjoy visiting museums.

hello ! how is your day ?
hi ! very good , thank you . just returned from wine tasting
that sounds nice ! i read today and watched anime
do you watch a lot of anime ?
yes ! and i role play . what are your hobbies ?
i like going to art museums and theater .
do you have a favorite ? i enjoying creating artistic representations of comics . i like art
so you are an artist yourself ?
i suppose . i feel like an artist most during comic con . what do you do ?
i work part time as a music teacher . you ?
i pick up jobs here and there . i want to make money from comics i draw
i hope you will be able to someday . do you have a family ?
thank you . it is just me and my books and costumes . do you ?
yes , i am married , with two boys . they can be wild .
i bet ! where do you live ?
i am in michigan . how about you ?


my children are a disappointment. i married miss usa. my favorite dessert is cheesecake. i have more money than i know what to do with.

hi how are you today
i am doing okay . how are you ?
good today . . its a good whether here in seattle
that is nice . my wife wants to visit soon . i am more for mexico .
i prefer the sunny whether too . .
yes . she was miss usa . now i just wonder if she married me for my money .
r you kidding me . . where u stay ?
no . it has me kind of down tonight . i am from new york city .
kook . . i am a one handed person while it come for typing . . apologies for late reply
its okay . what happen to your other hand if you do not mind me asking .
nothing happened . . i was used to one handed typing
oh . you have kids ? i have a few and they are such jerks i cannot stand them .
i am not married yet . .
well i am and i feel my life is miserable , my money does not even seem to help .


i like to dance. i like pizza. i love shoes. i like burritos. i like to shop.

hi , i am joe . how are you ?
great ! i am sarah . how are you ?
just getting ready to hit the clubs . the night is looking good
really ? i love to go dancing . it is what i do on my weekends .
it is my favorite thing . my girl never wants to come out though
that is too bad . my guy and i go out to pizza after dancing all night .
i love her anyway . i just hang with my friends
does she like to go shopping ? i love shoe shopping .
that sounds like her . you two would be friends
right . except she does not like going out to clubs .
ha ha . maybe square dancing ?
no . salsa or swing are my favorites .
you sound full of life
yes . what else do you like to do ?
i am working on my self . yoga and meditation
that is great ! i am more into cooking .


i recently proposed to my girlfriend of three years. my dream job is a to become a baseball announcer. i watch south park at least once a day. my favorite band is avenged sevenfold.

hi how are you today ?
i am great , just got engaged .
oh wow cool . i have a big family
how many of you are there
like too many to count feels like a million
ll what do you do for a living
i just graduated but nothing yet
oh ok , i would not mind being a sports announcer
what is your current job ?
i work in a corporate office
very cool . are you from the us ?
yes i am from miami florida and you
i was born not in the us
my fiance is from russia
very cool . does she have a big family ?
yes very large family . people everywhere


i have a cat named mater. grandpa takes me to get ice cream. my grandma likes to make pizza with me. i like lightning mcqueen. i like to play basketball.

hello hows your day going ?
mater , thatsmy cats name , he is a cat !
i love cats ! i have a cat named superman , my alltime favorite superhero
my grandfather often takes me to buy icecream !
whats your favorite kind ? i love chocolate chip cookies best honestly
lightning mcqueen is the best driver , i really like him !
i only drive toyota , but yeah he is cool too
toyotas suck ! basketball is the game i like to play
ll oh no ! they do not suck ! do you chat in irc ever ?
my cats name is mater , he is a cat !
that means mother in latin i believe
my grandmother creates pizza with me !
that sounds fun . i like ordering pizza , you must be close with your grandparents
i go with my grandpa to get ice cream
sounds like you have very nice grandparents
lightning mcqueen is the best , he is awesome


i now live in new mexico. i grew up in nevada. i am an orphan. i like dogs.

hello . i finally have a day off work , i am a ballet dancer .
awesome . i am a social worker . i love dogs .
i love dogs too ! especially in funny movies where they steal the show .
dog movies are the bes .
they sure are . they were a source of comfort when my parents passed in an accident .
i lost my parents as well .
i did turn to food immediately after , hamburgers mainly . then , i got a dog .
i have two dogs and they are my best friends .
what kind do you have ? mine is a lab . he is such a goof
a lab mix and an irish setter .
my dad had an irish setter he hunted with . he was a great dog .
mine is too . he is smart .
my lab has his moments . other times , i wonder how he manages to find his food .
that is funny . my lab is really goofy .
i have seen mine chase snakes like they were sticks .
does he catch them ever ?


i am single. i drive a bmw. i am in debt. i love to shop. i have a lot of friends.

good morning off to basketball game
morning . i am off shopping with friends after brunch .
eggs are the best for brunch
they truly are . one of these days , i am going to have to learn how to cook .
yes what is your food would you like to cook
i do not cook at all , so i will start with the basics .
maybe a simple meal like a small brunch .
oh , i do not know . i am more interested in getting my bmw paid off right now .
yes i want to purchase a new car a different color than black
mine is purple . next time , i am getting a pink maclaren .
that seem nice that car seem to be nice in black
i like mine to have original colors .


i like to watch tv. i am 10 years old. my name is arnold. i also love orange juice.

hey there ! where are you from ?
i am from the volunteer state tennessee
that is cool . i was raised on a farm in kansas .
cool my favorite foods are orange juice and corn .
i have a couple nephews and one of them grows corn .
thing sounds interesting i only have seen farms on tv
what do you do for a living ? i am a vet
i am in the 4th grade i turn 10 on dec . 20th .
oh that is great ! what do you do for fun ? i like to run .
i like to build model cars
that sounds like fun . do you have a favorite kind of car ?
i love ford mustangs old and new
great ! i do not know much about cars myself .
i just like cars that are fast
do you like racing ? like nascar ?
yes i like nascar especially busch


i love sports , but rugby is my favorite. my neighbor comes over all the time to watch rugby with me. i like to fly kites. my car broke down last week.

hello ! how are you this morning ?
good morning , i am okay . waiting on my neighbor to give me a ride to work .
that is nice . must have good neighbors like i did in kentucky .
my car is in the shop , she comes over a lot to watch rugby .
nice ! so she is a good friend ? i need to find a good friend .
she is . neither of our husbands like rugby , lol . what are your hobbies ?
my garden . i take so much pride in my gardening . you got more than rugby ?
gardening is nice , i do not have room for one . i fly kites at the park .
that must be nice . i only go to the park to read .
i cannot do that at mine . some weird person will insist on talking to me , lol
oh no ! maybe you should read my favorite book enders game . might be helpful .
actually , i have . my son finished it and suggested i read it .
nice ! maybe he is hip to dealing with dealing with aliens or creeps .
he wants to be a seal . also , he reads anything he can get his hands on .
oh goodness ! brave young man . also seems very intelligent .
too intelligent for his own good


i prefer eating at home because people make me nervous. i like running in marathons. my dad owns a appliance store that i don t want to inherit. i spend a lot of time watching obscure foreign film on netflix.

hello , would you like a french fry ? i have plenty .
oh i love french fries ! i eat at home a lot .
i eat them so much i smell like them now .
do you have any hobbies ?
i like to shop . i just bought a new sweater .
oh . i enjoy running marathons and watching netflix .
i only watch marathons , i do not run . i would drop my fries .
oh . it helps me take my mind off things .
i should have tried on the sweater . it was much too small .
what do you do for a living ?
nothing . i guess i am a couch potato .
oh , i work for the appliance store my dad owns .
that is good . then you earn money for french fries .
are you in a relationship ?
no . they all say i smell too much of french fries .
oh , well that would be a turn off .


i am a family man. i am married with 2 children. i am a pediatrician. i spend as much time as i can with my family. i like to bowl.

hello how are you this evening ?
i am doing very well , how are you ? do you have any kids ?
no i am a high school senior with 2 brothers
oh , okay . i am a dr . what are you going to go to college for ?
i think something to do with music i would love to produce it
that is a good career . you should do just fine .
all four years of high school i was in the band
so is my youngest , she plays sax .
awesome , how many children do you have ?
i only have two , i would love at least four more .
i love kids i have several nieces and nephews
i love spending time with my family .
my parents like for us all to eat dinner together every night
that is an important thing to do , i do not get that chance a lot .
i know my parents say it is really important
it is . you will be thankful for it one day .