until recently i have never been able to sing in front of anyone. i am a shy person but i love to sing. i was accepted to participate. my shyness made me panick and i did not show up. anyways i decided to give it a try and participated in an audition for a talent show.

i do not like animals , but i do not think its nice to eat them .
fair enough ! are you vegan ?
vegetarian actually . i have some food allergies , but i wo not touch meat . you ?
food allergies are not fun . i do not cook a lot so just eat whatever really
cool , i love in a farm with pigs so its hard to eat them .
i understand . i am quite shy but i really love singing
i sure hope to move to the city . i bet they have lots of singing there .
they do ! i auditioned for a talent show recently
that is awesome . how did it go ?
well i panicked at first and did not show up
oh . i know that can make you nervous . i would be scared .
before that i would never sang in front of anyone . but i gave it a go
its good to go after your dreams . whats the point if we do not ?
exactly . it went well in the end and i am though to the next round
well congratulations . i am proud of you !
thanks , so do you work on the farm ?


i am a weirdo. i ride a skateboard. i have blue and orange hair. i have often been called a slacker.

hello . how are you on this gorgeous blue sky day ?
i am great getting ready to skateboard
skateboard ? oh no . too improper .
i am a pretty eclectic person
really ? what makes you eclectic ?
i like a lot of crazy things
my sister , madonna , does too . she is such a drama queen
i dye my hair a different color every week
is it ever blue ? that is my favorite color .
its currently blue and orange
whats the significance with those colors ? like a team you like ?
no i just hadnt tried that combo yet


i take pride in getting straight a s. my favorite rapper is yo gotti. i am addicted to the hit show empire. god has always been put first in my life.

good evening . how is the weather where you are ?
i am in new jersey not cold yet .
lucky you ! i am spending a lot more time in the library these days .
i have to get perfect grades in school .
what are you studying for ?
i am going for medical billing not to bad .
that sounds like a very good job .
i like the rap music do you ?
not really . i prefer to spend my time drawing cartoons .
that is okay sounds like having a lot of fun .
i enjoy it and hope to eventually earn a living from it .
you will keep going i like watching the show empire .
i have never watched that . what is is about ?
it is scandalous it is good comes on t . v .
i prefer to watch peanuts or denise the menace
i have always been a child of god i love jesus do you ?


i am a model building enthusiast. i like camping and the outdoors in general. i m originally from london , england. i recently lost both my parents to an automobile accident.

hi there . how are you today ?
been a long day and thanks for asking
i went camping last night , you
sounds fun i enjoy outdoors . london was to big to camp .
my wife and kids go with me a lot .
that good for you my parents not around so outdoors keep me relaxed
what do you do for a living ?
work and enjoy to do models and draw
oh cool . i drive a truck .
what was best state you seen while driving ?
texas . i love nevada too .
sounds good be good camping there
hopefully one day i will get around to it .
well sure you will miss london though usa is nice
do you have any hobbies ?
not at moment i got a lot going on just lost my parents so relax outdoors


i am studying literature. i am a vegan. i like to draw. i am from france.

i names yumi and i work over 60 hours as a manager at a restaurant
that is a lot of work . why work so much ?
because we are short on staff . my boss does not give me days off .
i am an artist . where are you from ?
i am in a small town in kansas , i do not like my boss
sounds like you need a new job .
i do , i just cannot seem to find one at the moment .
yeah . ever thought about moving to another place ?
i do but do to this only job for source of income it has been tough
understand . starving artist here . i am in france though so it is different .
i hear france is nice
it is a beautiful place but i am biased born here .
what do you mean biased born
i am biased about france being beautiful because i was born in france .


i work in a factory. i am very unproductive unless it comes to my job. i am not social. i sleep most of the day.

i would like to travel to switzerland .
that might be nice but i would not want a big group going . i am not a social person .
i am social but i would like a small group
i do not get on well with most people .
you sound like my husband . he does not like people .
i get overwhelmed by them most of the time .
he just thinks they are idiots .
most of them are that as well . that is funny but true .
yes . i am very trusting and like most people .
i sometimes wish i could be that way .
sometimes i wish i were not that way . i get taken advantage of .
that is definitely a risk .
my husband said god put us together to take care of each other .
i need someone for that .
turk says done . want to keep chatting ?
we are not supposed to reference turk i think .
oops ! are you male or female ?
female . i am a factory worker .


i like to swim. i am bald. i hate tacos. i do not work. my favorite drink is chocolate milk.

i love venus an serena ! my idols !
hey i am glad its summer . i cant wait to swim !
i am a life guard maybe i will see ya there !
oh yea ? do you guys have any tacos or chocolate mike there ?
my dad loves the offshore work , yes tacos but no milk .
i am actually not a huge fan of tacos
why would you want those things after swimming ? belly ac
yeah youre right . i do not know what i was thinking . good thing your a lifeguard !
why would you ask about tacos if you do not like
cause now i know not to go where you work . haha
good , we do not want you there lol !
fine i do not want you where i work !
so ? ll where do you work so i do not come .
i am just kidding i do not have a job ?


i am an environmental engineer. i live alone. i like to take photos. i live in portland , maine. i love to hike.

hi how are you ?
i have been better , i am just a lonely engineer
i am sorry i hope things get better i have a pretty smile !
an environmental engineer in portland main , in a van by the river
i love to exercise . . . do you ?
no , but i enjoy taking photos of pretty smiles
a lot of people want to be my friend . do u have many friends
no friends i even live all alone in a van by the river
that sounds awful . . i am not nice you look like a hobo
would be if i lived in a train , but i live in a van by the river
wow why ? well i will be your friend . . not realy ! ! !
thanks friend your the best wanna ride in my van
sure i will ride in your van
they were all gonna laugh at me , not now , i got you in the van


i like early 2000s indie music. my temper is pretty short. i would like to be a teacher in the future. i am picky when it comes to food. i love my pet dog more than anything.

hello there . how are you ?
pretty busy with homework . summers over .
i know . too bad because my dogs are not to happy as well . love them so much !
me too . best friend does not even come close . maybe brother from another mother ?
i hear you ! have you heard of league of legends before ? i am such a gamer !
no time . need to get some scholarships so i can go to college . gpa is everything .
that is true ! what do you do on your spare time ?
i like indie bands . listening to music helps me do the grunt work .
i love listening to pearl jam . . keeps me on my toes .
i need to keep up with the latest music because i want to be a teacher .
very commendable . that is awesome . are you married ?
no . . . . in high school ! how about you ?


my favorite food is strawberries. i am vegan. i work in a veterinary office. i love to go to the beach. i have 2 cats.

hey there how are you doing
i am doing good , just left work . what about you ?
very well , thankyou , what do you do for living
i am a veterinarian , i love animals especially cats . what do you do ?
i own a network marketing company
i am a veterinarian , i love animals especially cats . what do you do ?
i own a network marketing company
hey that is very impressive . cool job
thanks for fun , i vacate in paris and go to opera
ok . i am a beach kind of gal
sweet ! i enjoy the beach as well ! i am 6ft tall blonde seem to get noticed anywhere
wow , i bet you look amazing . real life amazon
haha thanks ! you are so sweet
that is part of who i am . . sweet as pie lol


my mother is from greece. my favourite colour is green. i love cooking !. i like to swim when the weather is hot. my father is from india.

hi i am tracy how are you
hi . i am good . just got done swimming .
i like swimming but it fades my purple hair
oh purple ? if i dyed my hair i would go green .
its for cancer , i wanna cure it i am smart like sheldon cooper
oh . cancer sucks ! i hope we find a cure soon .
yeah i foster people like crazy cat lady when they have cancer
do you enjoy cooking ? i do !
yes i am currently renovating ut
my mom is from greece and my dad is from india . yours ?
dad is puerto rican my moms italian and i have 0 clue why i am 6 ft tall
haha . i am almost 6 foot as well .
it has its ups and downs sometimes
yeah , i would rather be tall than short .


i think canadian women are incredibly attractive. i can t get enough ginger snaps. sometimes , i like to relieve myself when on roses. i drive a prius. i like hiking up volcanoes.

hi , i have a father who was a member of the communist party
oh wow . that is interesting
yeah , do not know why . i am a party planner as a job .
cool ! that is a fun job
it is ! it is awesome thing to do . i also do stand up part time .
i really like canadian women
i like to go deep sea diving the bahamas
i like to swim while i drive
swimming is fun . do you go to the beach as well ?
sometimes i do . while i am asleep
huh . that is weird to hear on my end . lol
i think there are two of you . lol
is there ? i am not sure of that
i am talking to both of you


halloween is my favorite holiday. i like alternative rock. i own a hearse. i love to crochet.

hey how are you today ?
hi ! very well , and yourself ? guess what ? next month is halloween !
that is true i did not have to guess that silly
i am so excited it is my favorite ! i am going to crochet a costume
i have a beard so i dress up as a pirate
very nice ! i drive around in my hearse
i am only 5 ft tall so i have to use a pillow to drive
do you ever listen to alternative rock while driving ?
i do not but my parents do they are super old
does your mom crochet ? maybe we could together
they are like 80 so they just sit there
do they pass out candy at halloween ?
no i have to do it al they do not move
well i will come to your house and collect some this year !
nice my hair is very ver red
red heads are great . very handsome


i am married. i own a cleaning company. my favorite writer is nicholas sparks. my mother was a teacher.

how are you doing today
pretty good . just enjoying the anniversary of my marriage . you ?
i have been out on the town . it has been a long day .
is it because you own your business like i do ? mine is a cleaning company .
no . i work with teeth . i just like hanging out .
cool . do you have a favorite writer ? mine is nicholas sparks .
i do not read a lot . i am usually at the club .
my wife would not let me go to a club . what does your mother do ?
she does her own thing i am sure
mine is a teacher . sometimes i have her clean for me .
wow . do you ever feel like you are looking into the world ?
no . i do not even know what that means . do you ?
yes . it is like shakespeare said . the world is a stage and the people are the players .
interesting . sounds deep . i like it . it makes you think deeper .
yeah , for sure . so do you like music ?
i love music ! i listen to almost all music from each genre out there . you ?


i love hockey. i ve flown out of the country. my bestfriend is from out of town. i studied business as my major. i ve a younger sibling.

hi what do you do
i am hanging out with my best friend he is form out of town
good stuff . you see your friend often ?
not really , tomorrow we are going to the hockey game
do you like sports . i prefer traveling to anything
yeah , i like traveling too . i mostly go to mexico every year
i typically will go to either ireland or australia
i always wanted to go to ireland
yeah its great . that is where my mother is from
that is nice , i am the youngest in my family
i do not have any siblings . do you like them
yeah but we fight from time to time
i guess that is normal . do you have any hobbies ?
yes i love playing video games . how about you ?


my days are filled with cross country try outs and basketball practice. i am a middle aged mother of two high school boys. i coexist well with my husband. i have a friend group , but i don t like any of them.

hi ! how are you this evening ?
frustrated . i am a 40 year old mom of two high school boys .
understood , i have one son and he is a handful by himself .
they are great kids but i am sick of having to deal with them all the time !
you need a break ! i learned mine likes video games , so we play together .
they are into sports . i do not know the first thing about hockey ball .
i am not into sports either , i would be so lost .
then my husband wants nothing to do with me or them . . .
that can be frustrating . i too am a single mom .
we are still married . i guess he just ha other interests .
that must be confusing . i am sorry .
it is not your fault . i just need some real friends . i am very lonely .
i understand completely . i never thought parenthood would be loney but it is .
yeah i guess i just feel everybody is either too young or too old .
yes ! i feel like i am in some kind of weird in between age group .
a lot of times lately i think i had it so much better before them .


i love to take walks. i love to knit and crochet. i love to listen to music. i love to go to the lake. i am a happy person.

good evening , how are you doing ?
i am good . just listening to music while knitting .
i love listening to music when i go on my hikes .
i prefer walks over hikes .
i do odd jobs so i walk a lot . and i mean very odd . . .
odd like what ? i love going to the lake ?
one , i go to a house and sit in a hallway of doors .
sounds really scary . i prefer to be happy not scared .
eh i got three older siblings , nothing really scares me .
i have one baby brother .
you heard of the blood moon ? that is when i was born .
i am not sure what it is but i have heard about it once this year actually .
sounds scary does not it ? but nothing scares me .
i forgot to tell you i love to crochet . were you really born during blood moon ?
yes . they like to remind me when i do my odd jobs .
i want to do some of those odd jobs .


i decorate cakes for a living. i am a lesbian. i love cats. i am slightly overweight , but my doctors say i am healthy.

my favorite tv show is game of thrones , whats yours
cake boss ! i make cakes as my job .
lol , i have never heard of that show
its on the food channel . do you have pets ?
no , i wish i did , but i am not allowed to have any
aw . i have a cat . i adore cats .
i hate those things , i love dogs the most and snakes
i had a snake long ago . an albino bermes python
that sounds pretty cool , pythons can be really huge
girl got up to 11 ft . we had to take her to a breeder in va
you think that is big , my daddy had one up to 20 ft
wow ! that is amazing . the live kill feeding must have been expensive !
yes it was , i hated having to give it the rats and stuff , yuck
we gave girl mice as a treat .


i like to play nintendo. i like to race rc cars. i have a pet husky. i love to eat fish. i live in the great white north.

hi , how are you tonight ?
hi ! my and dex my husky are doing great ! you ?
doing good , looking at my ex on facebook wishing we were still together .
do you believe you still need to be together ? when did you break up ?
last month , we work together in publishing . he thought i had to many male friends .
do you think there is a chance for you to get back together ?
i hope so . he loved when i cooked for him and my family .
the way to a mans heart is through his stomach ! do you cook fish ?
i agree . yep i cook everything . do you cook ?
not as much as i like eating , especially fish !
i love to eat , that is why i learned to cook . my mom could not so i had to .
its a much useful skill than my nintendo skills ! what hobbies do you have ?
i used to play box , now i just watch tv .
here in the north , there are not too many things to do . i like rc cars racing .
yeah its too cold most of the year to do anything i guess .
it is ! will you try to get back together with your ex ?


i am a registered nurse. my favorite movie is pretty woman. i enjoy reading. i have two smartphones. i am a vegan.

hello , am not feeling very fine at all
i am sorry ! whats wrong ? i am a nurse , maybe i can help ?
my dad refused to give me a car to drive to school
oh no ! were your grades bad ? i always loved reading in school .
i have good grades and serious about books but just refused
maybe you can watch a funny movie ? my favorite is pretty woman !
i have cried to put away the hunger but it has refused
what kind of food do you like ? i am vegan so no meats for me !
i love potato chips and chicken
potato chips are good ! hold on , one of my smartphones is ringing !
okay after attending to it we can resume our conversation
i am back ! i should probably get rid of one . 2 phones is too much !
if they are for business purpose , why get rid of one ?
maybe i will keep them ! maybe your dad will come around about the car ?
he is just mean because he has three cars
maybe he will let you borrow one of his .


i have two dogs. i travel every year to disney world. i like to read true crime novels. i work as a secretary at an insurance agency.

hello . how are you doing today ?
i m good how are you ?
not bad , what are some of your hobbies ?
i love going to walt disney world every year
every year ? that is a lot . i enjoy listening to classic rock music and watching basketball .
i love reading crime novels to relax and i walk my two dogs
what do you do for a living ?
i am a secretary for an insurance agency , what do u do ?
i work at a shop that makes smoothies and vegetarian food .
that is very healthy for u
yeah , well , vegetarian food is my favorite , so it works well for me .
would you like to trade jobs lol


my favorite seafood in lobster. i started at google on an internship. i live in seattle. i work at google.

hey , do you think its weird to like unicorns as an adult ?
google makes me think nothing is wierd that is where i work .
well that is a relief . i like other things , too . like playing pool
i like pool halls sometimes i eat lobster rolls at their seafood bar .
seafoods okay , but my favorite is egyptian food .
i visited egypt when i was an intern for google .
that is amazing ! my dream is to see the pyramids .
yes pyramids are terrific . much better than scenery here in seattle .
i would love to see the pyramids and write a book about it .
that is a great idea to write a book .
sounds like i should intern at google first .
yes you can start a internship online .
thanks i will have to look into it .
yes it is really fun
sounds like it . better than sitting around here shooting pool .
yes they pay you to have fun and travel .


my wardrobe is all band tees. i listen to techno music , exclusively. i go to multiple comic cons. i am an anime fan. my job involves building drones.

i am the eldest in my family
how many brothers or sisters do you have ?
i do not know . for 10 years i was a slave .
oh wow that was horrible . where are you form
africa , sold into child slavery , then got married after 10 years later .
that is great that you got married
my fave color is red . what your fave color ?
i love blue . do you like music
i do , i have escaped to become a carpenter
i work at an aviation company making drones . i love techno music
wow that is cool ! ! do you like what you do ?
yeah i love it . it helps me afford going to comic cons around the country
what else do you do ?
i collect shirts that have band logos on them . that is really all the shirts i have
that is cool what is your favorite band ?
i do not really have a favorite . i just really like the techno genre


i drive a black car. my favorite artist is guns and roses. i have a black purse. i like to wear black. i like rock music.

hey there , have you seen my phone ? or keys ? i just had them !
no , sorry . i carry my phone in a black purse . ever thought of carrying one ?
i am hungry an the best food
i love to eat , but i spill often , so i wear black .
ll that is a good way to hide it . but the keys ? have ya seen them ?
sorry . my car is black . makes it hard to see items that may have fallen .
what do you love to eat most ? when i hike i listen to my fav band
tiramisu is my favorite . my favorite band is guns and roses . yours ?
marduk is my all time fav , you seen my phone ?
is marduk a rock band ? that is what i like . i do not see your phone .
i swear i am losing my freaking mind .
i can call your phone if you would like .
yes it is ! check them out you wo not be sorry
i will check them out on youtube . thanks for the tip . good luck with the phone .


i keep my hair cut very short. i am allergic to cats. i am a member of the ymca. i am learning to play the piano. i love scary movies.

hello
howdy ! how are you ? my name is shannon . yours ?
i am dave .
where are you from ?
cali . . . u ?
ny . wow what a distance between us ! weather there is awesome i heard !
its been super hot lately . hows the weather there ?
chilly and rainy , not like the ocean i just came home from
what ocean ?
well atlantic , but still . haha ever been to east coast ?
i meant the name
the atlantic ocean , over by wight bay , southern maryland


i want to visit the uk. i like to skate. i sometimes write poetry. i sing in a punk band. my favorite color is black.

hi how are you today
hello there . i am doing pretty well and you ?
i am good how is the weather
it is a bit chilly but nice .
do you play many games ?
not really . i like to write poetry and sing though .
oh i am a pro league of legends player
oh wow . i am guessing you play it often .
yeah you have to be on top of your game
do you play with your friends ?
with my pro team , my friends are no match
oh , i see . what else do you like to do ?
i enjoy my dogs a lot
oh , how many do you have ?


i have 3 children. i love to sing. i am a karate black belt. i am a business man.

hello , how are you ? i am a drummer , i am part of an indie band ; what do you do ?
hello . i am a business man working in finance . i also have 3 kids .
that sounds like a good career . i do not have kids , but i volunteer at the humane society .
that is awesome ! i love singing , but my kids cannot stand it .
close enough , right ? i am in nyc right now sharing an apartment with my twin bro !
how sweet ! i too am in ny . what do you do on your free time ?
i am touring with my band a lot , but when i am not i enjoy gardening .
that is great ! what kind of band ? for me , i do karate . i just got my black belt .
its an indie band , but we tend to play pink floyd and the doors music lately .
nice ! love pink floyd and the doors . where have you folks toured so far ?
whats something on your bucket list ? for me , its skydiving . i would be ecstatic to partake .
traveling to macha pitch . and yes , skydiving is on my list as well
we had a european , north america , and antarctica tour ! that is awesome ! !
oh wow ! doing it big . i like that !


i got a new job. favorite color is green. i like cats. i like cars. i like to travel.

hello , how are you doing ?
hey what are you into ?
i like playing games . how about you ?
some times i love the color green though
you like the color green ? like green gummy bears ?
i guess so what do you do ?
i work the desk at a hotel . you ?
i just started as a truck driver
that is cool . what music do you listen to ?
mostly pop music how about you
i really like kpop . exo is my favorite
i am not sure really what that is do you like animals ?
yeah they are ok . what do you do for fun ?
i love going to new places you
well you are in the right line of work for that ! i play video games like overwatch
oh wicked ! do you have a favourite vehicle ?


i am close to my mother , but not to my father. i am a guy that enjoys being a guy. my favorite thing to eat is a burrito. i like to hike and spend time outdoors.

what are you up to ?
eating a late night supper burrito and salsa i could be sorry . how about you ?
oh yummy . i am a vegan but i could tear into an animal friendly burrito rn
yeah , taco bell has vegan beans . give me energy for hiking and other outdoor stuff .
i did not know their beans were vegan . thanks . i love hiking too
you do not live in florida , do you ?
thankfully not . i am in texas though . north texas so i was safe .
org ! texas was in the news . my mom and i watched the tv coverage
it was horrible . i have a lot of accountant coworkers down there .
sorry ! my dad move there i was 2 , been the man of the house since .
great for you for stepping up ! i live with my mom . she has a fashion brand
wow ! you have got it made .
she makes tons of money .
i am happy for you . use the money wisely , and save for your retirement .
absolutely . then i can stay home and paint like my hero bob ross !
org i love his youtube lessons . i am a writer myself .


i have two nephews. my brother is in the army. running is my way to relax. i grew up on a farm.

hi ! how are you this evening ?
hello , i am well just got back from a run . how are you ?
i hate running . i can get through it with metal music .
i love running ! it helps me to relax .
i sleep a lot to relax .
growing up , my brother and i helped mom and dad on the farm .
that sounds fun . kind of . i have boots i could wear on a farm
we have lots of boots on the farm . what do you do for work ?
i play in a metal band and rock with my spiky hair
my 2 nephews are into the metal scene .
do they have any leather hats i could borrow ?
my nephews might , i do not , sorry .
ask them for me . it would help !
what do you need them for ?
i like leather clothes . leather everything !
let me guess , your farm boots are leather ?


i know how to drive a stickshift. my father was a cop. i am a truck driver. my mother was a teacher.

hi , how are you doing ?
pretty good . just got back from a long haul my back is killing me !
are you a truck driver ? i work in an md office .
i am ! that sounds like a nice life . i am from a blue collar background myself
i am a medical assistant , still blue collar but hope to go to nursing school .
good for you ! mama , god rest her soul , was a teacher , daddy was a cop
what do you like to do for fun ?
nap ! haha not much . i am a boring guy . you ?
reading . hanging out with my dogs . and flowers , especially lilies .
lillies you say ? you grow them ? or just like em much
i wish i could grow them . live in an apartment .
oh i see . i am in an apt i am never in . you know how to drive a stick ?
no , i mainly ride by bike or take the bart .
whats the bart ? i am a country boy , lol
bay area rapid transit . i live in san francisco ,
oh i see ! wow , i have heard wonderful things . do not get much truck routes that way


my parents are science deniers , but un religious. i don t believe any a. i am wiccan , but haven t told them. story i ve ever heard. i work at my community garden center , and volunteer at the animal shelter.

just had my third hamburger of the day ! !
that sound good sound like you a hamburger lover
i often eat meat to make up for what i had to eat in the army !
ok , i under stand that how long in the army
long enough to be a vet . to get the gi bill . i am earning a ba .
that good , am just a country girl love to do garden work
my girlfriend loves to garden . i , in turn , love her .
ok glad she love it , i also work at the animal shelter
you sound busy . i met someone who worked there . what else you do ?
like to go to church and spear time fish
so at church you are a fisher of men , and also a fisher of time ?
yes you have that correct that what i do
gotcha ! my girlfriend goes to church , but i still love here .
that good you should keeping on loving her
so tell me more about yourself , please .
well i am a care giver and love traveling


i am a guitar player. i like playing video games. my parents do not know i am gay. welding is my career field.

hi , how are ya sweetie ?
well , i am having a tough time telling my parents i am gay .
wow , that is a big moment . i wish i had some advice for you
i just bury myself in welding or gaming whenever i think about telling them .
well nothing wrong with that sugar !
i make great money as a welder . what do you do ?
accounting . but hobbies mean to me than my job . i am going on a european cruise !
that will be fun . i almost took a job on a cruise ship as a guitarist .
oh cool ! i have always what it would be like to work on a cruise ship
i think it would have been fun but welding pays so well .
it sounds like you have got alot going for you . i think you would like my cats
i love cats . how many do you have ?
i am a breeder for maine coon cats . right now i have about . . . 37 .
wow ! ! that is a lot of cats .


i like to read. yellow is my favorite color. i love to workout. i love the game halo. i work for a magazine.

hello there , how are you ?
i am doing great , how are you ?
oh , i am doing well , i just got home from work .
i just got done working also . been spending some time on the computer .
oh , you are into computers ? i work as a software engineer at google .
yes , i am a magazine distribution manager for vogue .
oh , where do you work ? i know there is a vogue office here in seattle .
i have been to seattle . it is a nice place . i live and work in nyc .
i visited new york once , they have really good seafood there .
seattle has good seafood also . do you have a family ?
no , i live alone with my cat .
oh , i love cats . i am looking to redecorate my room in yellow .
oh . okay , well , to each their own , i suppose .
yes i suppose . do you like video games ?
not really , i spend all day working on computers .
what do you like to do ?


i need certain medications to live. i like the band queens of the stone age. i like fast food too much. i have won an olympic medal. i skydive frequently.

hi how are you doing
i am great . how are you ?
i am good getting back from band practice
what do you play in the band
a small punk band just for fun
what is the name of the band
its called the purple computers
that sounds cool . do you like technology ?
i do but i prefer writing
what do you like to write
i like poetry i think i think it helps with my songs
do you write a lot of it
i do its my main job
do you get paid well for it


i work at a coffee shop. both of my parents are teachers. i have three roommates. my sister and i are in a grunge band. i have an eyebrows piercing.

hello i live with my twin brother
hi . i live with two other people . what do you do for work ?
i love the humane society and all it offers
wow ; that is cool . well , i make coffee for a living . ll .
i enjoy drumming all night
sweet ! i am in a grunge band with one of my siblings . she drums , too !
i am in an indie band with my peeps
nice . do you have any piercings ? my eyebrow is .
mine too . that is so awesome is not it
yeah . my parents wanted me to be teachers like them , but i prefer music .
yes i agree teaching does not sound fun
are you parents still alive ?


i work as a receptionist at a lawyer s office. i secretly love watching wwe wrestling. i get my nails done every saturday. my family owns a grocery store. i daydream about cafes in paris.

hi how you doing i am fine and you ?
i am doing great sitting at the saloon getting my nails done .
it is so late but that is cool i bet they look nice .
they do . . . i am a focal point at the company .
i can respond very great with convincing birds to call me i have a parrot .
my , you still have that parrot ? we had one at our family grocery store .
yes that is cool i can not see to great my eyesight is not good .
do you wear glasses ? i wear mine at the law firm as a magnet tool .
no but i am going to see the eye doctor and get some glasses .
great ! do you still watch wwe westling ? i do on saturday mornings .
nope i love sewing my own clothes my outfits are unique and flawless .
they are runway ready ! wow , flashback cafes in paris .
but it is okay if you like wrestling . that is cool .
secretly i do . what are you sewing now ?


i ve never met my father. my mother works at a bank. my favorite food is mushroom ravioli. i work in an animal shelter. i speak fluent french.

hi how are you doing
hi there how are you ?
i am good what do you like to eat
i am well preparing my favorite meal , an you ?
i love to check out new restaurants
i love mushroom ravioli with a garlic sauce , going to paris soon .
that sounds delicious do you go often
i am fluent in french , going to look for my dad .
awww that is sweet have you visited him before
no this will be a first , me an him have never met . i think that is why
wow how did you track him down
i have not , just his mom , my mom will not tell me much . bankers . lol
that is funny i am a banker too
lol yea she is something else , i work in a shelter for animals .
that is nice do you have any pets
yes bella , a small maltese .


i like cartoons more than movies. i like to listen to someone else reading a book. i love the water , any water , ocean , river , or lake. my mother met elvis. i moved out when i was 14.

hi , i am a single mom with a two year old son .
hi ! its nice to meet you .
nice to meet you too . what do you like to do for fun ?
this is weird maybe but i like watching cartoons . you ?
i watch them with my son . i also put him on my horse with me .
horses are beautiful , but i prefer watersports . any kind of water really .
i love the beach and collecting seashells . so relaxing .
have you ever relaxed on the beach and had someone read to you ? i love that .
never had that but it sure sounds nice . i sometimes hold yoga on the beach .
that is cool ! i started doing yoga after i moved out when i was a teenager .
i teach it and my morning classes i love to have on the beach .
i wish my mom would do that with me . she is too busy .


i like rock music. my name is gerald. my favorite color is green. i like basketball.

hi how are you today ?
hello . i am great . i have lots of hobbies . how about you ?
i like to garden and exercise including running . you ?
rock music and basketball are my passions .
that is cool . do you have any children ? i have 3 !
no kids yet , still too young . do you work ?
i do , but i have a fairly long commute . probably about 300 miles per week .
that is long . do the kids help out in the garden ?
i wished that they did . . do you have any favorite movies ?
although i like the color green it does not mean i have a green thumb .
ll fortunately i do . . with me i think its just more luck than skill .
i am not into movies . do you have favorites ?
i really like 16 candles and pretty woman are a couple of my favorites
do your kids have favorites ? are you tired of hearing them sing disney tunes ?


i am recent college graduate looking for a job in marketing. i like spending time with friends playing sports and going to country concerts. i graduated with a business degree , and marketing is all that i really enjoyed. unfortunately , my family lives across the country from me. i would like to spend more time with my family.

hey , do you want to come over for brunch ?
i would love to , what time ?
now if that is okay ? i just have to try and brush my hair first .
yes , i am out dropping of resumes for marketing positions all over town .
i have a jacket i was sewing for you , wear it , it is good luck
that is so sweet ! what color is it ?
it is red . i love it
it will go great with the new black skirt my mom mailed to me .
do you want to eat some onions ?
better pass ! onion breath would be bad in the chance i get an interview today .
they are my favorite i cannot believe you
been looking at flights from lax to atl . ready to see my family ! miss them .
i may have some crystals to make you have better luck .
thanks ! do you want to go play soccer with the group tonight at 7 ?
no not really . but i would watch you . after i garden .
ok . there is a new country cover band playing in the alley at 930 .


i love animals , especially dogs. i am a 15 year old girl. i get good grades in school. i like field hockey and soccer. when i grow up , i want to be a veterinarian.

hi how are you doing
i am fine how are you ? do you have any pets ?
i love animals i have three dogs
that is great i also love pets and animals especially dogs
what hobbies do you have
i like to play field hockey and also soccer , you ?
i like yoga and hiking on the weekends
that sound fun , i am only a young girl , i am 15 years old
do you like fairytales
i do not , i want to be a veterinarian when i grow up . i love animals
animals are really great i love them
in school i always get good grades so i can reach my goals in life


sometimes i feel like i have already been through life once before. i work as a freelance accountant. i was diagnosed with mild ocd in college. i freeze up in social situations. once a year , i take a week off and head to florida.

hey , i am a student in class right now . what are you doing ?
i totally had had ocd in college lol
haha that means you had good grades right ?
i would of been taking my trip to florida but you know
why did not you ? florida is red state . red is my favorite color !
yes ! i feel like i already lived life . florida is having a hurricane
its a shame indeed . hopefully the flooding is not too bad . are you from there ?
no i am not i an a freelancer
that is cool ! ever done any jousting ?
i wish i was not so scary i freeze in social settings
i get it . . i am an only child . whats your favorite type of food ?
nope , i never heard of that


i am the head of the gun club. i am a poet. i donate old clothes to the homeless. my friends and i enjoy golfing on sunny days. i have a beta fish.

hey how are you ?
my beta fish and i are good ! trying to come up with another poem . you ?
i am fine . . . i am about to leave for cheer practice soon though p
are you in high school college ? what kind of team are you cheering for ?
i am in college . . . i am only 21 . i cheer for my schools football team ! ! !
are they any good ? do you have other hobbies ?
i would like to think so , but in reality not really . i love the outdoors as well
i enjoy golfing with my friends , and i am a bid deal at the gun club
oh , that sounds fun d guns have always interested me
a cheerleader should know how to defend herself ! do you like charity work ?
i do ! i try to help out when i can , but i am usually too busy
i have a soft spot for the homeless and try to donate clothes and stuff to them


my position is linebacker. i play football. i had 128 tackles last year. i am an athlete. the name of my team is the baltimore ravens.

hello friend how is it going
hi ! i am a football player , linebacker , and am an avid athlete !
well i like to do hair , sea going persons
that is wonderful . i need my hair done .
no problem . i can give you the best hair style
i play for the baltimore ravens and last year i had made 128 tackles
awesome , excellent stats . are you gonna play for another team next year
i doubt it . i like my team .
nice , so what do you do for vacation ? do like sailing
i go to the lake sometimes .
okay , we can go fishing sometime then
yes , that would be quite wonderful !
then we can discuss the hair style you want .
yes , can you style it at the lake ?
most definitely , i will take along my tools .
wonderful . that would be great .


i have 2 dogs. i have red hair. i enjoy reading and cooking. i am a runner. i like tall men.

hi how are you today
i am good how about you ?
i am alright do you like music ?
well i like cooking and love to read when i get the time .
i also cook and read ha
what color is your hair ? mine is red !
mine is normal . are you a mom ?
i have two dogs and their a job to be around .
i bet , i nurse people
wow that is an exciting job to have . red is the color of my hair !
it can be very tiring though
tall men is what i like . how about you ?
i like my books and my food
nice i love my two dogs .


i m the youngest of five. i live in the city of grand rapids , michigan. i work at the hospital as a nurse. i m allergic to bees.

hi how are you tonight
i am ok now . i almost got stung by a bee and i am allergic to them ,
i am just thinking how i do not want the family business
i was freaking out but i am a nurse so i know how to handle it .
i do not like people so i stay home
sell the business and move here to grand rapids . nice winters in michigan .
i could try that out maybe
i do not like my family . all my siblings are older than me and they start trouble
i like to watch netflix you want to
being the youngest of 5 will make you the target of bullies .
i can only imagine i am a only child
i do not watch much tv . being a nurse takes up all of my free time .
i can imagine you work a lot then
after work i stay at the hospital and watch a few hours of tv sometimes .
that must be relaxing huh
not much else to do here in grand rapids other than work and watch tv .


twilight is my favorite book series. i recently moved to florida. i am a huge fan of jason mraz. i want to find out what its like to eat grasshoppers.

good evening , how are you today ?
hello ! ! i am ok , how are you ?
great , recently i enjoyed a private lunch with my friend will ferrell
did your lunch include grasshoppers ? i have always wondered what their supple bodies might taste like
he is helping me to become a male model in hollywood
really ? i did not know he was a model . does he know jason mraz ?
no , but my low carb diet may allow for grasshoppers
i am sorry , am i speaking to will ferrill ? is this mr . ferrellle ?
nope it is not , but i did overcome urinary cancer at age 18 , so no joke please
like in that fault in our stars book ? what is your favorite book ?
any thing about jazz , i am the biggest fan of classical music , spooky
spooky ? ? that is neat . i , personally , enjoy the twilight series .
cool , did i mention that i know will ferrell ? org , are you jealous ?
yes , that was the first thing you mentioned . i like jason mraz better


i play football. my father is a doctor. i like action movies. i drive a restored mustang.

hi there ! i am james . how are you ?
hi ! i am jack . doing well , just finished playing football with my dad . how about you
just got off work actually . i work at a comic book store .
nice , i like comics that get turned into action movies
me too . i was a huge superman fan as a kid .
me too , my father would take me to watch that when he was not busy being a doctor
oh really ? what kind of doctor is your dad ?
he is a surgeon . he gave me a restored mustang for my birthday
nice ! i taught my son to play music with his arm pits . some dad , right ?
haha that is still pretty awesome for a dad
my girlfriend did not think so . she said i was too immature .
that is rough . how long have you been dating ?
about a year . but its over . i cheated on her with her cousin .
oh man . good luck , it was nice meeting you !


i like field hockey and soccer. when i grow up , i want to be a veterinarian. i love animals , especially dogs. i am a 15 year old girl.

hey whats going on today ?
hello , i am waiting for my mom to come and get me . how are you ?
me too she said she would bring home some ham and cheeses
are you stuck at school too ?
no i am home i am 10
i am only five years older than you , do you play soccer ? i do .
i played with my best friend his name is jorge
that is cute ! what do you want to be when you get older ?
i want to be a fireman or orthopedic surgeon
very nice ! i am going to be a farm vet . i love all animals , dogs rule though .
i have a dog . a bichon frise
that is a nice dog . i have a springer spaniel .
aw cute . so what do you do for fun . any hobbies ?
i play sports , almost all of them . what about you ?
i have played football , soccer , baseball , and tennis . do not play too much anymore though
why not ? you should be more active .


i love to bake. my favorite flower is a rose. my mother is a retired teacher. i am from texas. i love to ride horses.

hi . how are you today ?
doing well . and how are you ?
good . i just got finished walking my 2 dogs . i also have 4 cats .
i have a cat . i enjoy baking as well .
do you have any other hobbies besides baking ?
well , back when i lived in texas i use to enjoy horse back riding .
i enjoy skiing and skating . and shopping .
right on . my mom use to teach . she is retired now .
oh . my aunt is a teacher .
do you like flowers ? i love roses .
i like flowers , but not as much as i like shoes . i have 30 pair .
very cool . i have a few pairs as well . i bake a lot .
my favorite are leather . i just love the smell .
i have a pair of leather boots in the closet .
so do i ! i think i have 2 pair .
right on ! so , what else are you into ?


i love owning nice office supplies. my mom teaches kindergarten and my dad is a tax assessor. my favorite book is anne of green gables. i have always wanted a pot bellied pig. i won a beauty pageant one time but did not feel like it was worth the effort.

hi , how are you doing ?
i am doing alright . how are you doing ?
i am fine but summers almost over and i still do not know how to swim
that is too bad . you should really take the time to learn , its really important .
i agree . i just always had to work . got a job early when i was young
oh , i see . what do you like to do for fun ? any pets ?
no , no pets . i am a meat eater and i would feel guilty
interesting way to put it . i like pot bellied pigs , for pets , not for food .
i had to hunt too . my mom passed in 1979 so i had to feed myself
wow . that is sad . you like books ? my fave is anne of green gables .
yes i like books . i have not read that one though
anne has such a creative personality , just like my mom who teaches kindergarten .
that sounds like a nice one . i will check it out sometime
what kind of work do you do now ?


i have a hard time feeling connected with people. i take my emotions out through art. i care deeply about animals. i sometimes need to scream to feel alive.

hey how is it going today ?
i am good how are you
i am doing great chief , just got cak from work .
what kind of food do you make
all sorts of stuff , mostly barbeque
that sounds great do you have any pets
two dogs they are the best , how about you ?
i am literally obsessed with animals
that is really cool , do you work with animals at your job ?
i do not have a job but i love playing with dogs and cats
right on , do you have a lot of pets ?
i have a cat but want to ad more


i work at a coffee shop. i drive a prius. my mom was a hairdresser. my favorite color is red. i love to dance.

hi , i never leave my house . this is how i meet new people .
interesting .
i was kidnapped as a child . so going out is scary .
i wonder if you are a real person , or a robot .
of course i am a real person .
oh crap , that is horrible .
my sister who i live with provide me with all my needs though so its okay .
i mean about you being kidnapped .
i am getting much better . tell me about you .
i do not wanna go to work tonight . so tired of making coffee .
are you a barista ?
yeah . i used to love it , but now its stressful .
what do you do to unwind ?
people are so rude where i work .


i am a paper salesman. i live on a beet farm. my favorite animal is a bear. my favorite show is battlestar galactica.

hi ! how are you ? what do you like to do ? are you in school ?
good . you ? like to farm . am a salesman .
i am infatuated with reading , i have been reading since about 3 years old !
reading is good ! ever watch tv shows ?
yea , i am watching black sails right now ! i will be finishing my 3rd book later
ever seen battle star galactica . that is my favorite .
no , maybe i will . i try to read about 3 of them a week . you in school ?
are you in school ? nope all done with school .
high school was boring for me , i ended up dropping out , but got my ged
high school is not for everyone . get that . what do you do now ?
i am a single , stay at home mom
that is a wonderful job . how many kids ?
just one , 18 month old daughter
that is a fun age i think .
yes , she is so intelligent , it blows me away
is she starting to talk now ?


i joined a new team last month. nike cleats are my favorite. my number is 42. i am a soccer player. i am a goalie.

hello , i am annie from spain .
what do you do for a living ?
i work with lots of different animals .
are you a vet or something ?
yes , i am . what do you do ?
i am a pro soccer player
oh , very cool . i like hip hop
what city are you from ?
i am from barcelona . de donde esta ?
no i do not speak spanish
oh , my five children and husband all speak spanish as well .
have you ever been to the states
yes , which is where i discovered vegan food .
you do not ever eat meat ?
no , what do you like to eat
i can eat anthing under the sun


i did not go to college because i run the family farm. i like tailgate parties. my favorite season is duck hunting season. i had a girlfriend who eloped with my best friend one day. i have never been on an airplane.

hi how was your day ? i just got home from volunteering .
it was good . i worked on the family farm all day .
that sounds more fun than my factory job !
sometimes , haha . what do you like to do that is fun ?
i enjoy joking around with friends and telling jokes , you ?
i like to go to tailgate parties with friends . but not my ex best friend
that sounds like fun ! i would love to change the world through volunteering .
awesome ! i would like to volunteer , but i have to help on the farm a lot .
well that is still nice to help out the family .
yeah , and i do enjoy using the farm land for duck hunting . do you travel ?
i do sometimes , i recently visited myrle beach .
oh nice . i have never been on an airplane ! can you believe it ?


i drive a fast car. i work for a large company. i listen to rock music. i like to eat food. i dream of winning the lottery.

hi how are you doing
hello , i am doing very well . maybe i will win the lottery today .
do you play a lot ?
i do , not very much . i won enough to buy my maclaren though .
cool do you have any pets
i do not , i work for a fortune 500 company , and am gone a lot .
that is cool i really want a cat
i would like to have a dog , maybe one day for both of us .
yeah hopefully do you like art
i do . i do a lot of fluid painting . do you paint or collect ?
i like to draw cartoon animals
those are cute and fun , especially when made with your thumbprint .
yeah i am obsessed with my little pony
rainbow dash and verity are my favorites . pinkie pie gets on my nerves .


i spend most of my days working at my church s food pantry. i have 5 children , though 2 have passed away. i love agatha christie novels. i grow the tallest sunfloweres you ve ever seen.

hi , nice to meet you . i do not speak english well yet
you should brush up by reading agatha christie books . she helps with that
are you local to los angeles ? i just come here from tokyo .
indeed . i make food for the church off sunset all day
how nice i pass sunset while i walk my dog after work everyday .
i do too when i take my 3 kids to daycare next door
i love to dance and sing for children , i wish to be a star
i grow the tallest sunflowers in all of ca , want the trick ?
yes of course . me want to know
2 of my kids died . their graves make for great nutrients ! ! !
i will have to try that out with my dog
it works a treat , trust !
my american dream is to be an actor . what is yours ?
to become the next bob ross


grandpa takes me to get ice cream. my grandma likes to make pizza with me. i like to play basketball. i like lightning mcqueen. i have a cat named mater.

hi , are you having a good day ?
i am have a somewhat relaxing evening . do you watch movies ?
i do when i have time
that is something i have . plenty of time . do you work ?
i stay at home with my kids but my husband works . what do you do ?
i like to shoot hoops and crack cold ones . normal guy stuff .
i am overwhelmed , pregnant and husband might loose job , a lot to process
i live a pretty carefree life . i wish i had some advice for you . ease up ?
i mean art relaxes me , i just never have time to enjoy it
i fix a cup of coffee in the morning a just lay back and doze off .
sounds nice , my husband is an engineer and so he gets up super early
i wrap up in a blanket and think about what i need to do .
sounds like the opposite of my life . are you married ?
i know right ? i was just thinking that . no i am basically like a teenager .
oh ok , so i represent what you can look forward to , get on meds now . . .
what kind of meds ? like xanax or klonopin ?


i am an only child. i love spicy food. i have traveled to europe and mexico. i like swimming. my mother is a housemaid.

hello , do you have any pets ?
hi there ! nice to meet you . yes , i have four dogs .
nice , i am more of a cat person though . i have 23 of them
do you have any brothers or sisters ? i have dogs because i have no siblings .
yes but i do not see them often , i travel around the world on my boat
i love to travel ! i have been to europe and mexico . where do you travel ?
i travel around the world to try out all kinds of vegan food
when i am in mexico , i love hot chilis and spicy food ! do you ?
yes i enjoy a lot of types of food , just not fish
when you sail on your boat , do you like to swim ? i do !
no i do not like to swim , do you play any sports ?
no , what do you enjoy playing ?
i enjoy playing soccer , it reminds me of my cats with yarn
lol ! yes , i can see it !
what do you do with your dogs ?
i love to go for long walks with them . they sure shed a lot !


it was too small. i also eat too much french fries. i smell like french fries. i just got a new sweater.

hello how are you doing today ?
i am alright how about you ?
good just got done reading one of my favorite books anne of green gables
can you smell me from there ?
ll do you have any pets ? i am thinking about buying a pot bellied pig
i do not but that would be great
what do you do for a living ?
i work w french fries . i stink of them
ll . . . that is funny . i just bought some really nice office furniture
i just bought a new sweater . you win
well i also have won a beauty pageant and you ?
i am very small yeah


i do community theater when i am not in school. both of my parents are doctors. i really wanted to be an actor. i am in love with a girl who is unaware of it. i am in medical school.

hello how are you today
hello i am doing well , how are you ?
that is good ! i am doing great thanks .
what are you up to today
gonna read enders game for the fifth time i love this book
wow , five times ! i have not read that . i am in med school
med school wow congrats . do you like sci fi
thank you , both my parents are doctors . yes i do
you should check out this book you might like it too
ok i will when i have time , i am studying a lot plus in the theatre
i understand school can be very time consuming . i joined the air force after graduation
oh wow , good for you ! that is admirable
yeah i got discharged after i got back from the war
which one , the war going on right now ?


i like to draw. i am studying literature. i am a vegan. my favorite food is tacos.

i am just chatting a bit for i go fishing . how are you ?
i am good , just studying up a bit
i never study , no need in my job at the deli counter .
oh ok i have a literature exam
that is cool , but i prefer to study the guitar . i am just learning .
practice makes perfect . i am into art and drawing
what kind of art do you like ?
i like new age art
my favorite artist is actually a musician jim hendrix . do you like him ?
oh i love him alot
yeah he is super cool .
he is a legend in this lifetime


i enjoy watching mystery movies. i like to run so that i can clear my head. i am an author. i like to drink green tea.

hello . do you like to read ?
yes i do i am and author for a living
that is awesome . i would like to be a librarian and love books .
is that what you do for a living ?
no but i would like to .
i also like watching mystery movies
those are great . i watch them at times .
yes i also like to run what about you ?
i do need to get more fit but do not run right now .
oh okay i also drink green tea that helps also
i love that . i drink it myself .
that is good it is very healthy


i collect little figurines. i have a cat. subway is my favorite fast food restaurant. i spend my weekends browsing antique stores.

hey how are you doing today ?
i am good , just came back from antique stores .
sounds fun what you end up getting
i got a little figurine . i collect them .
that good just reading about to eat a salad
i had a subway on my home . my favorite .
oh my sounds good . traffic was so bad on my way home .
nice day out . i saw some traffic too . are you vegetarian ?
diabetic got to watch what i eat and do you read ?
not much . antique magazines and time .
antiques are nice i should go see what they got in town sometime
yes they are fun . i spend my weekends browsing through .
well traffic always bad and i get by listening to radio
what do you listen on the radio ? i like classical music . my cat does too .
what your cat name and i like live radio host
my cat is called mimi . i listen to radio more now since my eyesight is getting worse .


i live on an island. i enjoy fishing. i like to make boats on the weekends. i have a dog named bob. i am a closet cannibal.

hello , how are you tonight ?
hey there , i am doing well , thank you for asking , you ?
i am doing fine , glad to hear you are doing well .
what do you do for a living ?
i do not currently work , spending all my time studying in medical school .
is that enjoyable ? or stressful ?
really stressful , but it is worth the work .
well , it sucks its not as rewarding in the process . expensive
all college is expensive , but at least one day i will be saving lives .
what do you do outside of school ?
i help my mom with her baking and watch old movies . you ?
i currently reside on an island , so i fish and toy with bots
that sounds like a lovely place to live , is it warm all year ?
boats but mostly , its a little cooler in the fall , but that is the low 70s


i have 3 cats. my favorite color is orange. i like tacos. i enjoy swimming. i am a secretary.

hello ! how are you today ?
i am ok other than being very annoyed with my cats !
aw , but they are so cute ! we had a few on the farm !
they are cute , but they are meowing for my tacos , my favorite food !
i could go for a taco ! good stuff !
definitely good stuff . so , what do you like to do ?
well , i am getting used to city life after moving far from home .
not sure if i could get used to city life !
its not too bad , get a lot of kissed by fire comments nowadays . they are okay !
i like the country more and swimming in the creeks .
i agree ! where do you live ?
in the mountains of kentucky , around the holler of wigtown .


i am doing financial business now. i graduated high school in 1986. i have a ten year old son. i play piano.

hey hows it going ? i am just cooking a steak
hey , doing well . i just finished a piano practice session .
oh cool do you like music ? i like rock
i like to play so maybe my 10 year old boy will pick it up .
oh nice do you swim ? i never learned how
yeah , i did water polo in high school before i left in 1986 .
nice i am planning on taking my tahoe camping soon
i work in finance and have no time for camping unfortunately .
that is too bad i am taking my grandpa he is a war vet
that is very nice of you . i hope your grandpa enjoys it .
yes hopefully he will . this has been a pretty laid back weekend
i brought work home so have to finish some stuff . piano was just a break .
oh i am sorry you did not get to enjoy your weekend more
no worries , maybe next time . nice chatting to you !
thank you . you as well i am probably gonna look for a football game to watch
my team lost today . going to be a bad year for them .


my shyness made me panick and i didn t show up. i m a shy person but i love to sing. i was accepted to participate. until recently i ve never been able to sing in front of anyone. anyways i decided to give it a try and participaed in an audition for a talent show.

hello , how are you doing today ?
ok i missed my last practice due to anxiety
oh yeah ? practice for what ?
i participated in a talent showcase i skipped today cause i am shy
do you sing or dance or what ?
i like singing but its hard in public
i bet . i do not think i would ever be able to do that .
i started off in front of dogs then humans
do you have a lot of dogs . i only have one .
i have 2 but they have stuffed animals
do you like to eat pizza ?
it is life especially with bacon on it
honestly , i like any food that is even remotely italian .
i just never grasped eggplant parm
do you mean making it or eating it ?
either its not my style


i like to go swimming. i like to make fresh pies. my hobby is sewing. i have a garden in my yard.

hey there . so what do you like to do ?
i eat fresh pie and swimming
i sew , like me some katy perry , and i hunt for my grub .
i also love to sew .
really ? nice . do you have a lot of friends ?
yes i have a garden that i grow veggies in .
i bet they are better than the ones in the store .
my fresh pies are so good
what is your favorite ? apple , cherry , peach . . . ?
i have a huge pool i swim in
nice way to change the subject lol .
i love to make peach cobbler pies
that sounds yummy . now i am hungry .
one day i will make you one


i want to be desired. i want to feel pretty. i like to eat. i feel overweight.

did you watch the voice today ? it was so good !
i did not , i like to watch it because the performers are so confident and pretty .
right ? what were you doing then ?
i was eating . it is my hobby but has made me overweight .
i love to eat ! i travel overseas at least once a year to try new cuisine .
where is your favorite place to travel ?
anywhere that has good food and museums .
i agree about the good food . i want someone to desire me like i do food
it will happen ! you will meet the right person someday .
thank you . do you have a family ?
not yet , i just graduated princeton so that ate up a lot of my time .
well , congrats on graduation ! i bet you felt pretty on your graduation day . i want that
i did ! thank you so much
where will you travel to next ?
hopefully to canada , i hear they have good museums .
i bet they do . i have never been but would probably enjoy their food


i like to watch movies. i like to do crafts. i like all types of music. i like to draw. i am a mother of 5.

hi , it is nice to meet you . do you go to school around here ?
i am actually out of school
oh , do you work ? i had to go to school . professional parents and all .
i have 5 kids so i watch them while my husband works
i admire you staying home . i am employed at a daycare after school
that is nice you must like kids
sure , i guess . i major in business administration .
what do you like to do for fun
i do not find much time for it . i do not imagine you do either ?
i actually like to craft when the kids are at school
my mom teaches first grade , maybe she has taught your children .
that is so sweet maybe she has
what grade is your oldest in ?
he is in 10th grade
it was nice talking . i have a class to get to though .
ok have fun at class


i loove zumba. i love the smell of beans. i like collectible dragon ball z figures. i like collecting rocks.

hi , want to go running with me ?
haha sure . i typically do zumba but running would be a nice change
do you happen to be single ?
yes i am . no lover in sight . you ?
i am , i want to have a boyfriend , but my relationships never end well
why do you think that is ?
i am really unsure .
do you collect anything ? better than boyfriends
baseballs . i like sports a lot .
i collect rocks and anime characters
do your rocks smell funny ?
they smell like beans , which i love the smell of
hmm i do not know what that smells like .
yummy and delicious . you should smell them


i like to cook. i m scared of clowns. i have two dogs. i have two roomates. i live on the third floor in an apartment.

i am so so tired today
aw man , that stinks . why ?
my kids are acting so crazy
kids are the worst sometimes ! just kidding . i would not know because i have dogs !
i have a lot of them haha
why ? haha . how many do you have ?
5 . is that too much ?
uh yeah . i live with two roommates and that is plenty !
lol , it is a pain
i bet ! i like cooking but cooking for all of them would be exhausting i bet !
you could cook for me while i practice violin
sure but not your kids lol
i only want food for me
sounds good . do you have a job ? hopefully you are not a clown . i hate them
i am not a clown , nursing is what i do
cool ! do you live in a house ?


my favorite color is hunter green. i love creating new recipes. i am a personal chef. in my free time , i watch movies and sleep. i would like to open a restaurant someday.

hey how is it going ?
going alright . how are you ?
i am good , watching stuff on youtube , for video games
nice , i love watching movies . seen anything good lately ?
i just watched the trolls movie lol
was it any good ? my husband wo not watch it .
yeah it was really nice , a little cheesy and romantic
i like cheesy and romantic . what else do you like to do ?
i love my hair , its really long
mine is too . i hate it though . just do not have time to get it cut .
i hate that it gets in the way when i cook
i cook too ! i am a personal chef . what about you ?
well , i hate having to cook , i burn everything
ah , i cannot do that in my line of work . otherwise , i would have no work !


i am quiet but confident. my brother raised me after our parents died. i think food trucks are awesome. i m not really a blond.

hey . how are you doing today ?
ok . just talked to my brother . we are close .
that is really sweet . what do you do for fun ?
i check out new vendors who sell meals from trucks .
oh that is interesting . i play games , pro and for fun
cool . i have the confidence to play , but i am introverted .
it really helped with my introversion . i love league of legends
i heard of it . i got into games after dad died . brother brought me up .
i am sorry to hear about your dad . do you have any pets ?
one dog . do you have any ?
i am a huge dog lover ! yes i have one
are you married and working ?
i am actually single . i am ready to date
i just dyed my hair blonde ! my brother did not recognize me !
oh i bet you look gorgeous now ;
i have confidence , but i am not the most talkative person .


i live alone in a cabin. i am a 70 year old man. i have 5 grandchildren. i like to go fishing on the lake. i own a boat.

hi there , how is your night going ?
it is going okay . maybe a little lonely .
i am sorry . you want to come over and watch pretty woman . best movie of all time
thank you but no . i would rather be on the lake fishing .
oh that is okay . do you eat the fish ? i am vegan myself
yes i do . i take the boat out and fish for my dinner .
do you enjoy to read ? i could read while you fish ?
i do read a lot living out here in a cabin alone .
i guess my 2 smart phones would not work very well at the cabin would they
probably not . all 5 of my grandchildren complain that theirs do not .
i have a lot of people at the hospital that their phones do not work .
being 70 years old i do not really mind not having a phone .
i need 2 being a registered nurse .
i understand that . i am just an old man so i like simple things
i like it . you be exactly who you are
thank you i will try .


i m saving up to buy a new camera. i have always had long hair. i worked at a movie theater for 4 years. i like spicy food. i enjoy running at night.

do you ever feel like you have been here before ?
yes i do an i believe we all have .
me too . do you like social situations ? they make me anxious .
like to workout ? i do at night .
i worked out today but its hard for me . i have ocd .
really ? why ? i need a new camera bad .
with my mild ocd its hard for me to touch things others have .
i love some good hot food .
i eat a lot of cuban when i go to florida .
like movies ? i work in a theater .
i do enjoy the odd film .
really ? how does that taste ? i know my hair would be in the way .
i work as an accountant , freelance .
that is cool , do you like it ?
it pays the bills for sure .
i gotcha , it does for sure .


i like pasta. i am a student. i like cookies. i like painting , i can cook well.

hi how are you today
names jake , and i am a student at nyu .
what are you studying then
i am a great cook and my specialty is italian dishes . studying microbiology .
hi how are you today
you asked me that all ready , i love chocolate chip cookies .
but you did not answer which is rude .
i am fine , i enjoy pasta .
what kind of pasta specifically
any sort of pasta .
oh do you play sports
no sports . do not care for it .
oh did you go to college
i attend nyu as a student .
i am from the miami university
cool , yeah . gonna be graduating soon .


i hate red meat. i love to surf. i live near the ocean. my hair is brown and curly.

good morning how are you
i am doing well yourself ? i cannot stand red meat .
i love red meat and the voice
yeah some do , i do not and i like to surf
i love swimming on the weekends
swim in the ocean , i have brown curly hair .
nice i also enjoy reading
what do you like to read ?
a little bit of everything
oh ok , so just like when ever you get the chance and do it .
but i mostly read manuals for the navy
are you thinking of joining the navy ?
i work there so there is that . . .
so you are brushing up on your knowledge .
i like to keep up on things
what do you keep yourself on ?


i am in high school apart of the school band. my mom is my favorite person of all people. i love watching grey s anatomy. music has always been my number one passion.

hello , how are you today ?
i am good just watching greys anatomy
my girlfriend loves that show , i go home when it comes on .
my favorite person got me into it mom is my bff
i think i interviewed a few cast members for our paper .
nice i am in the high school marching band
my daughter is as well . she plays eight instruments .
wow music has helped my life stay strong
i hear that a lot from my friends who did band .
even before band it helped me cope when grandpa died
i know it kept a lot of my friends away from alcohol . not me . .
well my dad smokes herb for his cancer recovery
i only drink , been trying to quit since i retired from the paper .
yeah stress can make us do crazy things
it sure can . do you like to surf ?
no there is not much ocean in denver


i like video games. i am diabetic. my mother worked for apple. my favorite genre of music is rock. i have never been employed.

hello . what are you up to today ?
i have been playing video games and watching football , how about you ?
i am just hanging out at home right now .
i am a homebody too . i stay at home all day , never even had a job .
i have not worked out side the home to much either .
i tried to get a job at apple , as my mom works there but no go .
ok my husband likes to work on computers .
they are fun . i also wanted to be a rock star as i love the music .
i love to listen to music too .
i have problems at concerts as i forget to eat , which is bad for my diabetes .
my mom has problems with blood sugar also .
it is really tough . i miss cakes . i have to go soon , anything else to say ?
not too much . you have a great day .
you too , thank you for the amazing conversation !
make sure you take care of yourself .
i will try . it will depend on if i can resist the cakes !


i love animals. i like to stay fit. i love to walk in the woods. i love to watch ted talks.

hi , i am health buff and i lift weights and do 100 squats a day
wonderful ! this is one hell of a routine . how long have you been doing that ?
3 years , working toward entering the police academy in the summer .
well , i sure can respect that . i also like to take care of myself .
thanks i have to . i drink protein power mixed with my shakes .
smart . i just watched a ted talk about the academy . tough row to hoe .
yeah that is awesome . do you watch mma ?
a little too violent for me . i mostly spend my time hiking with my dog .
that is not so bad . my prize posession is my bowie knife .
ah ! a woodsman ! i have a fine collection of knives for camping and such .
that is awesome . i do nothing with with water when i drink my protein powder .
that is a bit confusing . do you mean to say you never drink water ?
never i use shakes or use almond milk
both good things , but i encourage you to learn about the health benefits of mineral water .


i am a secretary. my favorite color is orange. i enjoy swimming. i have 3 cats. i like tacos.

hello , i am from london , england !
hi , that sounds really cool . i am eating tacos for lunch .
yummy ! do you like comedy ?
i do like comedy but would rather go swimming .
i really enjoy comedy . but i like the outdoors as well .
i work in an officer answering the phones and marking the calendar . love the outdoors too .
so do i . however , i am also a model building enthusiast .
one of my cats is orange . i love that color . the other two are gray .
i have a cat too , since i lost both my parents in an accident .
model building takes skill . so sorry about your parents .
thank you . do you enjoy camping ? i like to camp .
i take my jeep out and go camping .
is it a four door or two door ?
two door . i love the shorter wheel base .


my father died when i was 2. i have blue eyes. i love fishing. my favorite season is spring.

hi there i am a huge animal fan , do you have animals
hi ! ! i love animals . my eyes are blue , my dad died when i was 2 .
oh no , my father is alive and used to work for ge .
nice ! do you like to fish ? i love to fish , during the summer .
i really like all animals , i aspire to become a singer so animals will follow me .
that is awesome ! ! i hope you do well if that is what you want to do .
it is but for right now i really like to play tennis .
that seems fun , i walk 5 days a week , 2 3 hours
cool , maybe i can come sometime ?
you can ! ! it would be fun ! !
i think so too , when would be a good time ?
next week ? would that be good ?
i think my karate lessons start next week . . .
well we can plan something because i go in the mornings to early afternoons
ok awesome then because i have late classes .
i understand , we can go and that . i hope it all works out .


i wonder what it would be like to be a different gender. i don t fully understand my own feelings. i am unsure of who i am attracted to. i am afraid of rejection from my parents.

hey , how is it going ?
hi how are you doing ?
good , what about you ? doing ok ?
yeah i am a little bit confused with my feelings
why is that ? are you alright ?
i am not sure if i like men or women
oh well maybe it is both you like ?
i am mostly scared of being shunned from my parents because of it
you should not worry , you deserve to be happy
maybe it would be cool to be a boy even though i am a girl
do you feel that way ? possibly
i think so , i am scared to try it though
well do some inner searching within yourself
i think i will , thanks for your help
any time , do you have any pets ?
yeah i have a pet turtle and a hamster


i have been to 7 countries in europe and 3 countries in asia. i have been married for 6 years. i like to go to the casino on weekends. i have tried 35 different types of beer in my lifetime. i am a financial analyst for a brewery.

hello . would not mind speaking to a normal person tonight .
what is normal though ? i a financial analyst . that normal ?
well i am a business man internationally classified as a genius knowing 300 languages ?
i love traveling . seven countries in europe over last 20 years .
nice ! i have a few mansions around but do not live in them . crazy right ?
no not crazy . just a bit extravagant . then again , i gamble .
we all have our kinks . so you ever go to school ?
yes , got my mba and minor in beer drinking .
how was school ? i am curious since i never experienced it .
best 5 years of my life . learned 35 different flavors of beer in my college days .
pretty pleasant . the orphanage tried to homeschool . wish i knew my parents though .
wow , growing up homeschool must have been tough .
it was horrible . i knew more than they were capable of teaching me .
obviously , 300 languages is amazing ! ! did you learn chinese i assume ?


i have appeared on the show jeopardy. i once lived in a storage locker for two months. i make pottery. i like to refurbish classic cars.

i have the bluest eyes and beautiful curly brown hair . i am so beautiful ! ! !
that must be nice . i had to call a storage locker home .
i have so much money ! i get to travel all over . are you jealous ?
no , i just won on jeopardy . now i bring classic cars back to life
ha gameshow money . poor people dreams , my dog collie makes 1 billion a day
well i am happy working on my 62 ford fairland . i hate dogs
i snack on gold leafs between meals while listing to country to remind me of poor people
so , i have tons of pottery dogs i made just to break
oh you do pottery how quant . you might be able to be one of my servants
or your english teacher . your spelling is horrid
i actually invented my own language with money this is how it in my country
now you have your own country . delusional people get locked away .
just so you know you are talking to queen damzelwashinton
i am talking to a personality disordered person with psychotic features
how dare you guards fin this person and have them removed
you are going to be removed . in a white jacket that straps in back


i will never punch a clock again. one day i played the lottery. i used to work a 9 5 job as a telemarketer. i hit for over forty million dollars. i am rich beyond my dreams.

hi there , do you love are like me ?
do not understand your question ?
i misspelled the word art , sorry
i like art . i also like playing the lottery .
lottery is fun , what is your favorite fruit ?
i love apples . i worked as a telemarketer selling apples .
i do not like them , they give me anxiety
before becoming rich i also had anxiety
being a full time mom is the root cause
having millions of dollars i hire many nannies
nice my husband works all day
how long have you been married ?
too long i am pregnant again .
do you ever play the lottery ?
no it gives me so much anxiety
you sound like a very anxious person


i own 30 pairs of shoes. my car has to be as fast as my motorcycle. i have 4 cats and 2 dogs. i love to skate and ski. i love the smell of leather.

how are you doing today ?
hello , i am doing good . just relaxing with my pets , you ?
i am fine , thanks for asking . just watching tv .
that is good . any plans for today ?
probably just a lazy day . how about you ?
same here , but i might take my car for a drive to visit my parents .
that sounds nice . do you have any hobbies ?
yes , i love winter sports ! ice skating and skiing . you ?
absolutely love hiking , i used to gamble alot but i stopped .
awesome . i love the outdoors . gambling is fun if you have the money for it lol .
that is true . habla espanol ?
nope i only speak english .
i am fluent . any other hobbies ?
oh cool . i took french class in high school . i love shoe shopping lol .
that is cool . i love shoe shopping too ! ! !
nice ! how many pairs do you have ? i own 30 lol .


i ride a motorcycle , but its not a harley. just this past week i got a job cleaning gutters. i spend every waking hour i can at the archery center. i eat a lot of carbs even though my doctor tells me not to.

hi , how are you this evening ?
i am good tired from working today ! finally got a job this week .
whats your job ? i am a ballerina . have been my whole life .
nice . i clean gutters out . i have to cut back at the archery center now though .
you like archery then ? dance has been my whole life . my mother was a dancer .
yes , use to spend every waking hour there . you enjoy dancing ?
i love it . and my whole family has been super supportive .
that is good . my family is mad at me about doctors orders i will not follow .
oh no , that is not good . you have to take care of yourself .
i know but cutting carbs out is ridiculous .
that is hard . i will be retired in 6 months and may have to cut back myself .
i bet your ready for that . my retirement i want to buy a harley .
not quite my ride of choice , but i bet you will have fun .
i hope so . i already on a motorcycle its just no harley .


i think about food a lot. i do not like when people get too close to me. i have a shopping addiction. i do not like being asked a lot of questions. i love the forest.

hi , do you have any neat hobbies ?
hi ! definitely shopping ! also the serenity of the forest . . . just being there . . and food !
cool . . . i like dancing swimming with sharks
wow , with sharks ! adventurous ! what do you do
its definitely a thrill . i am an artist and you ?
i work from home . . . just do not like people being too close to me
i can definitely understand that
i am kinda shy , and also do not like when people ask me a lot of questions
i used to be the same way , then i stepped out the box and never looked back
i am trying . you seem nice . you can ask me questions . do you have pets ?
nope no pets , do you ?
no , but i think it would be nice to have a buddy , and they do not ask questions
true lol . where are you from ?
i live in upstate new york
i am originally from dallas but now i live in los angeles
why did you move ? how do you like it in la ?


i live in america in the state of florida. i am fifteen years old. my family has three dogs and my dog is named maddie. i have braces. i just started the tenth grade and my concentration is in science.

hi , how are you today ?
i am good thanks for asking , and you ?
good , baking a wedding cake for a friends wedding tomorrow .
sounds fun ! i recently started my sophomore year in high school .
i was in drama club , but now i just go watch instead of act in plays .
drama club is cool , i am really into science .
that is cool , you like chemistry ?
i love chemistry ! i am not a fan of biology however .
i like being at the park . is that a science ? lol .
environmental , or earth science lol . do you have any pets ?
no , not currently . do you ?
yes , we have 3 dogs , mine is named maddie .
how long have you had maddie ?
for 4 years , she loves the sunshine state as much as me !
the sunshine state , is that florida ?
it sure is ! have you ever been ?
yes , i lived in south florida for years .
very cool ! nice chatting with you !


i have a friend group , but i don t like any of them. i coexist well with my husband. i am a middle aged mother of two high school boys. but , i feel lost and far away from who i truly am. my days are filled with cross country try outs and basketball practice.

hey good afternoon , how are you ?
hey ! i am good . feeling a little off today . and yourself ?
no my belly hurts i drank a lot last night
oh no that is not good . i am a mom to two . i can help !
lol you can try too i was a orphan
oh no i am sorry . my husband and i foster orphans .
i was a foster child but my life is good !
that is good . my life is okay . sometimes i feel lost .
why ? i am a navy girl . like whittling ?
i feel like i am not myself . my life is filled with my kids stuff .
why ? i went to college an got a degree
i have friends but do not like them . i did not go to school .
lol well they are not friends
that is true . my boys play sports with their kids . so i feel i have to .
that is nice lol what kind ?
cross country and basketball . do you like sports ?


my favorite animals are dolphins. i have my own channel. i enjoy making lets plays. i love youtube. my father works in advertising agency.

hello , what are you up to today ?
just hanging out . . working on my own youtube channel .
cool ! i have been out swimming , and then i had to walk my four dogs .
sounds very tiring . i have just been sitting . i am not very active .
what kinds of things do you cover on your youtube channel ?
i like making lets plays . a lot of people do not know what that is .
i have never heard of that .
my dad works in an advertising company . he set me up to earn money on youtube .
i wish i could make money on youtube .
most people would . it helps me get the ladies .
is it your main source of income ?
yea . . . i am still a teenager . hopefully this pays for college . what do you do ?
i am a swimming instructor .
fun . have you ever swam with dolphins ? that is my favorite animal .
yes , i have . i was actually attacked by one . that is how i lost my little toe .
wow . . that sounds awful . hope you can still walk .


my life s goal is to be the world s foremost encyclopedia salesman. i am a traveling encyclopedia salesman. i once saw peyton manning at the grocery store. my hobbies include rock collecting and making macaroni art. i work at the gas station as a part time job.

hey . how are you doing this afternoon ?
i am great , thanks ! and you ?
i am well . just practicing my lines
lines for what ? are you an actor ?
why yes i am . i am a regular on a popular soap opera
that is very cool ! i sell encyclopedias door to door .
that sounds very old fashioned . you do realize that it is 2017 ?
yeah , i know . but it is my life goal ! to be the best damn encyclopedia salesman
haha . i would definitely buy an encyclopedia from you . any hobbies ?
i like collecting rocks and making macaroni art . you ?
i do improv nights at a local theatre . just cant get enough of the stage
that sounds fun ! i also have a part time job at a gas station . side hustle .
you have to get it how you live . knowledge
ever see any celebrities out and about ? i saw peyton manning once .


i work at a real estate office. i am dating my boss. i love to sing. my favorite flower is a daisy.

i am happy to be retired from teaching but miss it , how r u ?
good . i work at an office selling real estate . boss is my boyfriend .
wow , that is sounds cool , do you both work well together
very well . do you have any hobbies ? i am an amateur singer .
cool would love to hear ya sing , i enjoy riding horses
i love horses . i had one growing up . love to garden too .
really , my fav flower is a rose . i love being in the kitchen baking
i love daisies . i am not a great cook , but love to eat .
well come over , i will bake something for ya
cheesecake and tiramisu are delicious .
yes they are and i can make both , baking deserts are fun
i should learn , but i tend to burn while cooking and baking .
just pratice something simple like a butter cake and pratice
ok . it is a nice day here . how about by you ?
well its raining quite a bit
are you up north ? i am in the south .


i check my reflection in the mirror constantly. i care about the way i look when i am in public. i shop online a lot. i always think people are looking at me. i think i am fabulous.

do you like pasta ? i love spaghetti and meatballs
i do , do you like to shop online ?
no , but both of my mothers do .
do you like at the mirror often ?
no , i do not care about what other people think
oh i do i cannot help it they look at me
i am a nerd with a rocket scientist for a boyfriend . who cares ?
they look at me bc i am fabulous
well that is good . i was looked at for having two mothers
it happens sometimes you know
it does . luckily i have a bad memory so it does not stick
i am the most fabulous thing ever
why is that ? are you a movie star ?
no just the most bootful thing


i work in marketing for a large company. my favorite music genre is classic rock. i enjoy playing recreational games like cards , darts or billiards. i like to try different beers from various countries. i like to work on cars.

hello , i am outside with my cat , what are you doing
drinking beer ! love tasting beers from various countries !
i do not like beer but i do pasta
pasta is good ! working for a big company in marketing i have little time to cook .
oh , sounds like you work hard , i am retired
what do you do for fun ? i have many hobbies including working on cars .
i swim at the pool , go outside , and play with my cat
i play pool , card games and darts . i also like music , do you ?
i like a lot of music especially britney spears
really ? my favorite is classic rock ! love listening to that while playing billiards .
i never played billiards , i am an outside person
i like both ! i am excited to retire like you , my only freetime is on weekends .
i was like that until i retired , now i can even sleep late
i am envious , but happy for you !
you will get there and then enjoy it like i do
i am sure i will !


i eat a strictly vegan diet. i teach elementary school children at a private school. i am a seventh day adventist. my friends tell me that i m a neurotic hypochondriac.

yesterday my parrot scared one of my dogs , it was so funny .
lol really ? we have parrots at the private school where i teach . . they are pretty scary
does your music class teach jazz ? we had that when i was younger .
no , but i was in jazz band in hs .
for some reason that reminded me of the bad accident i had in a parade .
oh my goodness , that sounds terrible ! what happened ?
imagine a marching bad stampede . now my knee is almost all metal .
wow , that is impressive , it always feels like there is something wrong with me physically
if you are sick i hope you have a wonderful family taking care of you too .
well i try to eat right . i am a plant based vegan because my church is sda
we always have meals together and tried vegan once . the dogs hated it .
lol my dog is a vegan dog now because she got diabetes so it has helped her
does she get shots too ? one of my three dogs has diabetes as well .
yes twice a day from 20 units down to 2 a day since going vegan
those are good results . our family takes good care of our dogs .
awesome ! yeah sda members live a long time so we want our canine buddies to too
if there is a good family atmosphere we might try sda .
yeah , please do . . good luck !


i like standing in the rain. rita hayworth is the woman of my dreams. i m always happy when the summer ends. sometimes i wish my computer would work faster.

hey , what brings you to the archery range today ?
i just like to stand in the rain .
new class for me . love it ! i do not like sports but am good at this
i am just so happy summer is finally over .
i work in an office without much time to get out . i enjoyed the summer
an office . do you work with computers ?
i do . i wish i had more time to practice but work is busy
i wish they would work faster . sometimes it takes a minute for something to load
i agree . if they were faster i could practice and keep improving !
do you know the sexy rita hayworth ?
no i do not , who is that ?
only the woman i dream of nightly .
my only dreams have been being top of my sport ! do you like sports ?
no , i prefer playing on the computer .
i never liked them before and was always on the computer in the office . times change
i agree . i have to restart my computer , ugh . talk to you later .


i am a baseball player. my favourite colour is green. i like to read books about chinese history. my dog is called alfred.

i cant wait to get this cast off of my arm . how are you ?
why what happen to you i play baseball i might help you .
mountain biking accident . its the 2nd time i broke it in the same place .
have you went to a doctor to check it
i have 3 brothers and 3 sisters who are all nurses and doctors
wow that is good to know i also know some mandarin
i am very social and outgoing but i only speak english
that is ok i learn mandarin when i was young because i am from china .
my parents got divorced 20 years ago and just got remarried last week .
that is sad but just go on with your life like a ball of a baseball player .
hey teach me mandarin ! i wish i could speak it and i want to go to china
just say ni hao ma if you want to greet someone .
i became a widow a few months ago and now i want to travel the world .
why what happen to her ? so you are looking for your special someone ?
she was abducted by aliens and yes i am looking for that special someone .
lol do you still believed in aliens have you seen one ?


i have a big family. i graduated college a few years ago. i was born outside the us. i love food. i prefer summer over winter.

hi how are you today
i am great , i just had something that i love , food .
what kind of food was it ?
pizza , do you like pizza ? its great because everyone in my big family can share one pizza
yeah i love cigs a lot more
i quit making cigs after college graduation a few years back
i do two packs a day teach me
smoking i am sorry my english is not first language . i was not born in the us
that is okay teach me to quit
it actually feels good to quit . hows the weather where you live ?
it was raining . i drink lots of alcohol too
i like it more when its warm , i like summer more than winter weather .
yeah do you reincarnate yourself
i belive in reincarnation . i hope you are in good health .
yeah but i wanna come back a hippo
oh yeah hippos are majestic . how much would you say a hippo weighs ?


i am twenty years old. i love to read fiction. i work at a hospital. i am a student at a small community college. i love pasta.

hello
hi ! how are you today ?
good . what are your hobbies ?
i love to read ! most twenty year olds do not . yours ?
i like strange music
any particular kind ? i like fiction novels .
i like iceland so icelandic i guess
really cool ! i work in the hospital , and study a lot .
i like to write in cursive
fun ! i type a lot writing papers . whats your favorite food ?
shrimp , i love the cold .
i always love italian food . pasta is my favorite .


i never stop looking for love. i have a close circle of friends i would do anything for. my guilty pleasure is mcdonald. i sell real estate and wait tables on the weekends.

how are you doing
oh , you know , same old , reading shakespeare looking for romeo
that is cool i am just watching the news to see how bad fl got hit
oh yeah , my friends wanted to volunteer down there so i will have to go .
i wanted to but i do not know how to go about it
with my work , real estate and waiting tables , its hard to find the time !
caribbean got hit worse then fl 36 people died
org . that is horrible ! how do you know this ?
the news it is talking about that
all those poor lovers lost int he storm , how tragic !
its sad it makes u want to cry
i eat junk when i am sad , its horrible . mcdonald will be the death of me !


i live in japan and own the biggest mansion in the country. i just bought a new mansion. i drive a ferrari. i am touring with frank ocean. i am a rapper.

what a day ! i just came in from horseback riding
sweet . i am on tour with frank ocean . i rap
i bet you have a lot of girlfriends . i do but us argentinians are lovers
ya its my ferrari . i just got a new mansion .
that great . do you have chef ? i would love to have that cooked me steak everyday
yup on my mansion out in country in japan .
japan ? wow . i would love to visit there
you should come to my mansion !
oh i would love to . we should schedule a time
oh yes ! i am here with frank ocean !
like from the vegas movies ? oh wait that is danny ocean
frank ocean the rapper . we rapp together .
what the name of your latest song ?
thinking about you . it was filmed in japan !
excellent . there are some great places to film
what did you have in mind ?


i collect toys wearing little rain coats. i believe i hear voices. i am lusting after the neighbour pool boy. i enjoy mystery flavour cake.

do you have any fun hobbies ?
toy collector , hear voices , pool boy is hot . you sing ?
i do not . but i bike . i love to bike
get out ! me too ! merna got new boobs . you dance ?
who is merna ? that is inappropriate . i do not . but i cook . i dislike carrots
whats inappropriate ? its part of my character listings . you paint . i do .
i do not . but i wear contact lenses . they help me see better
hmmm . i am lusting local pool boy . you married or a student ?
whoa ! i am a student . and one with brown hair .
great ! did you hear that ? i did . i love cake too . you ?
i did not hear anything . but boy do i love cake
me too . i did hear something . i collect small rain coats . you jump rope ?
it was good talking with you !
it was good talking to you too . you hear that ? i did .
good luck with life my friend
you too and be careful out there .


i am obsessed with animals. i love the natural world beauty. i practice yoga and hike. my family is poor. i believe in fairytales.

hows it going ? do you have any plans for the weekend ?
good ! you ? i may go on a hike .
hiking is a blast . me and my family go hiking when we go camping .
that is cool . i like to hike somewhere nice and do yoga . do you have plans ?
yeah . my wife and my son and daughter are going camping up junction creek .
that sounds fun . what do you normally do at the campsite ?
cook dinner over the campfire , stargaze , and tell ghost stories . its great fun .
oooooh ! i love fairytales . when you are in the woods they almost seem real !
that is because they are real ; what do you do for work ?
i work at a steakhouse . you ?
which one ? i deliver baked goods that my wife helps bake . its a family business .
oh that is fun ! it is a local place . i want to be a vet though .
sounds delicious ! my daughter wants to be a vet , its a great career choice .
well its been great chatting with you . have a good night !


my mother is an immigrant from saudi arabia. my daughters say i am a great mother. i have a family of three daughters. i am a woman.

i love fashion since i was young . that is why i moved to ny .
that is really cool . my daughters are into fashion too
how many daughters ? i will be a designer like coco chanel someday .
i have three daughters . they are a handful
i can imagine ! when i shop i get so inspired to design new girls styles .
you should . little girls need fabulous clothes
you do , too ! once i finish design school i will make you an outfit .
thank you ! that is so sweet . where are you from ?
far from here , but i live in ny now because this school is amazing .
i bet ! my mom is from saudi arabia but i live in texas
is it hot there ? i imagine it is much hotter than ny .
it is very hot . thankfully i can just put on shorts or a skirt
i will make you a skirt , alexander mcqueen style for summer .
yes ! ! i would absolutely love that . do you do anything else for fun ?