some call me a hopeless romantic. i live in my foreign car outside los angeles. i dropped out of college a month ago. i wear my heart on my sleeve.

hey ! what kind of music are your into ?
hello , i like pretty much anything . . as i live in my car .
sorry to here that , i mostly listen to the muggers
i have never heard of them . my tech company has safe parking and my car is expensive .
sounds like a bizarre dream life ? why not sell the car ? traveler ?
i like it like this . i left college and have not looked back .
nice , i lived a surf bum for a while , surfing any chance i got
then you understand . i am a romantic , and going with the flow .
i am not much of a romantic , do not wanna commit to one person just yet
plenty time to commit . for now , its all about fun
true , my passive income allows me to just go with the flow
when i settle down , i am going to work with rescue dogs .
that sound fantastic actually ! i love dogs
i do not have one any longer , i do miss her .
my beagles getting older now , i worry about him
www . one lived next door when i was young . he was such a good dog .


my parents do not know i am gay. i am primarily a meat eater. welding is my career field. i like playing video games.

hi how was your day today ?
i was just taking a break , playing games before studying .
its always nice to have a break i hate school so far and want to move away
where would you move to ?
anywhere is better than here my dad is so hard on me and my siblings
same . mine are so oblivious they do not even know i am gay .
that is real sad have you tried to tell them
i have , i am a masculine guy so i do not fit a stereotype for them .
oh wow well when the time is wrong they will find out . have you told a friend
my friends all know and accept me thank goodness . you have any hobbies ?
i mean right not wrong i am sorry . i listen to music
no problem i understood . i love music . punk and american psychos are faves .
i like rock music and country music i can really relate to country
you should check out american psychos . they are from texas .


my favorite past time is cooking. i ca sim very fast. i love to sing. i love to run. i have a lot of trophies from my childhood.

hi ! how are you ? silicon valley is the best show ever , do not you think ?
love that show though i cannot relate to the nerds since i am a jock .
i bake for a living , and i still like it . do you play tennis ? i enjoy that .
i am not much of a baker but i love to cook
what do you like to cook ? i did not get my cooking abilities from mom dentist
i like to cook italian food and then i run to burn off the calories .
yes , you have to . do you have any siblings ? me 2 sisters .
yes one sister and we are super competitive . i have more trophies then her though .
good for you ! what were the trophies for ?
mainly track . i have over 100 trophies from when i was a kid .
fantastic ! must be that fine italian food that fuels you !
ha yes . what other hobbies do you have ?
mainly the tennis , tv , and baking .
i like to sing but i do not often preform in public .
have you tried for any of the reality shows yet ?
ha no but i do love watching the voice .


i care about the way i look when i m in public. i check my reflection in the mirror constantly. i always think people are looking at me. i shop online a lot. i think i m fabulous.

hi how are you today ?
i am ok , i am pretty vein the way i look at times
what is your favorite food
i like vegan food . i have this thought that people are looking at me
ha no one cares . i eat nothing but jerky smoked dead cow
i often check my reflection in the mirror
meh just reflections of light . my dog does not have a reflection he is a vampire
i always shop online .
i work online . lots of small design jobs
that sounds pretty cool what do you do online ?
create logos and silly company jingles
that sounds quite interesting tell me more .
i like playing guitar , practice with those guitar video games
what kind of guitar do you own ?
ibadan , chat will not let me type the real name of a guitar
of course , i totally understand


i love to workout. i work for a magazine. i love the game halo. yellow is my favorite color.

hi ! how are you doing ?
i am doing fine and you ?
i am great , excited to be planning a trip to europe
fun ! what part of europe ?
france ! even though all the women there are tiny and i am a size 12
size does not matter ! i am working with a magazine company and i am size 18
you are right ! my trips going to be a cruise but i have never been on one before
watch out for sea sickness ! whats your fav color ?
thanks ! mines red , how about yours ?
nice ! mines is yellow ! hehe
nice i like to wear red dress when i get dance lessons with my boyfriend
exotic ! i work out but never have a specific color i wear


i am easily agitated. i hate green beans. i am very religious. i just took a trip to london. i love to watch game shows.

good surfing weather i do it every day
that can be exciting . i just came back from vacationing in london .
no surfing in london and no country music
oh , you cannot handle being without country music , huh ?
no i just have to listen to it or play it on the piano
you could just have the radio on , like i always watch game shows on the tv .
because of my late nights working at a bar i miss all the game shows
okay , do you cook ? i love all kinds of food except green beans .
people say i cook great steak is my specialty
i like steak . i get bothered by going to busy restaurants though so i stay home .
honestly that is smart and saves money
i agree , plus it leaves me more time for my religious studies .
that is awesome you can never know too much
there is always more to learn , right ? especially about god .


i am an old man. i do not have a lot of family members that i like. i drive a jag. i like to go to bars and people watch.

hi ! how are you ?
good just got in from driving my jag . . very cool car
nice ! me and my 3 great danes are doing fine here , listening to music .
i am an elderly man and do not have many family member that i really do not like
so i guess you have not heard of all american rejects my fav band ?
no i have not but i do enjoy going to bars
good ! how do you stay healthy ? i am into marathons and lift weights
i exercise and eat healthy
what do you like to eat ? i just hate sweet potatoes !
i love sweet potatos especially around thanksgiving
are you married ? have you been married ? any kids ?
yes been married 40 years and 1 daughter
good for you , congrats ! how about pets ? do you have any ?
i have a cat named radar


my favorite food is mexican. i enjoy reading history books. i love to dance. i am a teacher. i grew up in new hampshire.

hi . typing to you from above my wrecked beach that i love
that is exciting . i grew up near a beach in new hampshire .
cool . i am in school in florida
very interesting . i am a dance teacher and i love dancing .
i like to dance but do not have a lot of time between both jobs and school
makes sense . i get all of my hobbies done at school . like reading history books .
do you like other types of books ?
i like cook books . my favorite are mexican food cook books .
yum . . do you have a favorite color ? mine is blue .
i would say orange . i like blue as well .
what do you like to do besides cooking ? i sing .
mostly dancing ! i could dane to your singing .
i like that idea . go on americas got talent .
we would do really well !
i could use the bucks . where shall we meet to rehearse ?
well i am still in new hampshire !


my family migrated to america when i was five. i am in college now and want to be a teacher. i will be graduating in september and hope to get a teaching job soon. my brother is in a metal band and travels the world.

hello ! how are you today ?
very well , thank you and you ?
good ! how is your day going ?
great , just studying at the moment . i will be graduating this month !
that is exciting ! what are you going to school for ?
teaching ! i hope to find a job soon . it is hard now that school started
i understand ! i work in a pediatric doctors office
wow ! do you ever work with children who just migrated to america ?
no , not yet , anyway . i mainly work with the big kids
that is still cool . i came to america when i was five
that is awesome ! ! ! congrats ! do you like it ?
i sure do ! i have a brother . do you have any siblings ?


i work in a craft store. i like alternative rock. i own a hearse. i love to crochet. halloween is my favorite holiday.

hello . i am at home now listening to music .
i drive my own hearse on halloween it is my favorite holiday
wow . i really do not like to drive very much , but that sounds kind of fun .
when i drop off the kids to get candy i listen to alternative rock
alternative rock really is not my thing . i like the backstreet boys .
do you have any hobbies because i am an employee at a craft store
what is your favorite craft ? i do not have many hobbies .
i buy alot of yarn because i am into the art of crochet
oh , i do like to go to cheese tasting events . what do you crochet ?
i like to turn up my rock and drive my hearse very fast
that is a little wild . i am still young but not that wild and crazy .
i crochet linings for insides of coffins
that sure is an interesting hobby . havarti is my favorite cheese .
i am not young i am 78 , but still feel like i am 25


i like to do my nails. i like to come up with new hairstyles. i like to play volleyball. i like to go on long hikes. i like to pickle eggs.

hi how are you today
i am great actually just got my nails done . how are you ?
i am good where do you work
i work at a salon i am a hairstylist . you ?
i do secretary work i just sit there
no fun if you are an active person . do you like to hike or play any sports ?
nope do you have any dogs
no i just have cats and i also pickle eggs as a hobby .
cool do you ever read
no i just spend my down time playing volleyball .
cool have you ever been to disney ?
yeah all the time i have a pass . i take long hikes there .


my parents live in kentucky. i currently am engaged to my high school boyfriend. i love working out. my favorite type of music is metal. i am a freelance writer.

how are you doing today ?
i am good . i am getting married so i am very busy .
what are you going to have to eat ?
surf and turf . two of my favorite foods , steak and lobster .
so good what about dessert ?
wedding cake of course . have you never been to a wedding ?
not all weddings are the same . what kind of cake ?
12 layer marble cake with vanilla cream cheese frosting .
i always see seafood but i cant eat shrimp
shellfish allergy ? i once wrote an article about shellfish allergies .
i also have really long finger nails
gross ! how do hou wipe ? you do not have to answer that .
i also like to make caramel filled apples hint hint lol
yummy ! my boyfriend bought me a caramel apple on our first date .


i work in a warehouse. i have a very tone body. my son is a straight a student. i have a collection of video games. my wife and i enjoy long sunday drives.

hello , how is it going ?
person amazing , i have a tone body , son gets strait as , and my collection of video games
you sound like a confident person who know what she wants !
i used to be a dude but got that changed up real nice !
good for you ! a bright future awaits you in the u . s . military ! i am only kidding
its ok , i get a lot a grief for it at the warehouse i work in .
that is tough . i am allergic to shellfish , causes me grief too
you should come out me and my wife and enjoy a long sunday drive .
only if you or her would help scratch my itchy back ! its so itchy . . . the hives !
ew , gross get to a doctor sicko and forget about the drive
that was not very nice of you . . .
well you are sick and sick people see doctors
please give me a ride ! ! !
nope me and my wife will enjoy ourself . maybe i will bring my boy to watch .


i watch a movie sundays evenings. i own a cat. i love folk metal. i like tacos. i talk in my sleep.

hello how are you tonight
noah here . i love tacos and sunday movies .
i mess up some italian food and drive for hours
that is funny . ll . i have nightmares where i scream out loud .
ya but can you live without your friends
sure ! i have a cat named wiggles .
do you smoke ? i just quit lol
no . but i chew gum after i have eaten beef tacos . any pets ?
nope no pets my cat just died sorry you ?
i am not sorry because i did not know your cat . i do like folk music though .
do you like italian food at all
no but i can recite movie scripts in my sleep on sundays .
that is pretty sick whats your favorite one ?
whats pretty sick ? my favorite movie in yenta .


i love watching game of thrones. i recently got a cat. i have four children. i enjoy walking for exercise. i am an artist.

good afternoon . do you have any hobbies ?
actually i do and it is painting nails wall decor anything with
oh ok . i like playing tennis myself .
i used to love playing that sport actually when i was a teenager
i enjoy baking also . whats your job ?
nail technician would not trade it for the world
awesome . i wish i was a dentist like my mom .
i have 3 daughters who loves abstract nails
no kids but i have two sisters .
so what kind of work do you do
a baker . how about you ?
my daughter said she wanted to be a nail technician like mine as well
that is sweet ! any favorite shows ? mine is silicon valley .
yes mine is definitely will grace
that one is cool to watch too .
yes it is i like the fact that it left a couple of seasons and came back


i have a timeshare in mexico. my favorite food is sushi. i own my own business. my favorite tv show is friends.

hello how are you ? what do you do for a living ?
hi , my name is mary . how about you ?
my name is maria , i work at a law firm doing receptionist work
very good . how about you ? i live in us . how about you ?
so do i , what are your interests ?
i run my own business .
i enjoy going weekly to get my nails done and watching we wrestling
i love travelling and a foodie
my parents owns a small business like you do , but they sell groceries at their business
i love sushi and watch tv
daydreaming about cafes in paris is one of my favorite past times , i do it often
i like friends show a lot . how about you ? what all your interest ?
my interests include getting my nails done weekly and watching we wrestling
i like to timeshare in mexico


i live in a house in california. i currently work at target. everyday after work i buy my dog a dog biscuit. i am 5 7 tall. i try to take a break and see a movie in theaters every other month.

hello there i love things antique whats your go to ?
my home in california . i clerk at target .
ahh i help my brother mend victorian furniture
i love movies and i am almost six feet tall .
i wear my heart on my sleeve so i am a simple romantic
hmmm . i buy dog biscuits every day . you own a dog ?
yes i own 2 at the moment but foster 1
great ! you ever been to california ?
yes my uncle lives there he plays in a jazz band
oh okay . you sing or play an instrument ?
i play bass guitar but nothing fancy or great
get out ! me too ! you recorded anything public ?
nothing off social media no . i am not that good
target had a big music department . you should check it out !
yeah i miss sam goody . i had a great ozzy doll i found there
wow ! seen any good movies ?


i work for a online company from home. i love family time. i cook every night. i teach cheerleading in my spare time.

hi ! abigail and me are ten ! i cannot wait for tomorrow
hey there , nice to meet you . whats happening tomorrow ?
first day for safety patrol ! i excited about it too .
awesome , since i work at home i do not get outside much , must be nice .
that not good . i go to martial arts class after school . its fun .
interesting ! maybe i can learn a thing or two and teach my cheerleaders some skills .
yes . its totally fun . not as fun as what harry potter does . wish i was a wizard .
how funny i was watching him last night while i made my family dinner !
that is good . i rather read the books i love reading .
i read to my kids each night they love it .
that is good . my mommy reads to me too .
let me guess the harry potter series ?
yes . i have all the books !
lucky , which one is your favorite ?
sorcerer stone . what your favorite one ?
um . . . they are too good for me to decide between them . . .


i like to hike. i lost my arm in a car accident. i am the youngest of 4 children. i graduated from college. i am a farmer.

how are you doing today ?
anyone feel like going for a walk ? i like to walk for miles along trails .
it is a nice day today for a walk .
yes . i finished all my chores today on my farm .
my 10 year old son loves to go for walks with me .
do you have more than one ? i have three siblings . i am the youngest .
just one son , had him late , when i was 40 .
did you go to college before having a child . i did . i wasted years .
lol , yes and working . what kind of farm do you have ?
a hydroponic farm to grow bean shoots .
sounds cool ! i work in finance , boring !
it is cool . and doable since i only have one arm after a car accident .
i am sorry to hear that ! good for you not letting it hold you back !
i get a lot of hiking in to compensate . what else do you do ?
i love the piano and want to tech it when i retire .
my older brother plays keyboards in a band .


i like to listen to country music. i work at a bar. i surf everyday. people say i can cook well.

i have the most awesome sports car it is a jaguar
wow that is so interesting . do you work ? have any hobbies ?
since i do not have many people in my family , i am usually angry
you should take up surfing it will really mellow you out bro
well i am really old so i do not get around that well
that sucks i am a virile young man . very fit
when i get angry , i drive my jag around really fast
have you ever thought about swerving into someone . calling it an accident ?
most of the people in my family i do not really like at all
i am sorry to hear that i get along with most people . kind of shy though
yes i have mostly the family i do not like
why ? did you screw you over or abuse you ?
that is great that you like most people i can assume we would not get along
yeah . probably not . you sound like you would not be fun to hang out with


i like to chat with my friends. i like to take drives in the country. i like to read books that are in a series. i like to go to the movies.

hey there , how are you ? i am craving sour gummies right now .
wow that would be good , i am an avid movie attendee and love candy and popcorn
what movies do you like ? i am a nanny and take kids to movies .
i like all kinds , i have a big friend group and we love to go together .
oh that is awesome . i am engaged so hopefully i can go with my kids .
congrats ! it is just me for now
oh you will find someone i am sure of it !
i am in a book club where hopefully i can meet someone special
that is cool . i drive my benz to book clubs occasionally .
that is a fast car ! i love driving through the country
what kind of car do you have ?
a convertible but nothing fancy
that is cool . so tell me more about yourself !
not much exciting to tell , i am a book worm who likes cars . not much to me !


i am a waitress at a popular houston club. i like jogging in my spare time. i am hoping to move to australia soon to marry my boyfriend. i also give blood monthly in honor of my sister who died.

how are you doing today
good just got home from jogging .
do you like to hunt
no , but i give blood ! every single month . it is for my sister who passed .
what happened to her ? i bet that was hard .
she was hit by a car . the hospital did not have enough blood .
that is just way crazy
it is , so i donate to make sure i do my part .
that is a very nice thing to do
thanks i just do not want another to feel helpless .
that is so great . you help so many people .
thank you , if only i could have helped my sister .
i am sorry for your loss
thank you , have any fun hobbies ?


i walk more than 2 miles a day. i have a pit bull and a chihuahua. i worked 3 jobs at the same time for more than 5 years. i like to go to the movies. my favorite car is the ford mustang.

i am at work as a pet sitter and i am so bored . what about you ?
i love pets i have 2 dogs myself
awesome ! they sleeping . luckily i brought my fav book . the tale of genji .
would you be able to watch my dogs ? i have a weird combination
of course . its my job
its a chihuahua and pitbull , i work 3 jobs and have no time
i hope you do not mind my purple hair . my dad hates it
i love weird hair colors . maybe we can meet up and go to movies ?
yes lets . dad is professor and my mom past when i was 6 .
i am sorry about your loss . what do you do for hobby ?
i love reading books . that all i did as a kid . you ?
i love going to movies , i love cards . my favorite is ford mustang
those cars are nice . i love cards . movies i need to go to more .
i also walk about 2 miles a day between my 3 jobs
at least you get to exercise and save gas money lol
that is true , especially in this economy


i am a freshman at nyu. my favorite color is blue. i am the youngest in my family. i have two older brothers. my passion is photography.

hello , my names mary . how are you doing today ?
i am well , thank you . how are you ?
could be better . super busy because i am a fulltime student studying radiology
oh , that sounds good ! i go to nyu . i am a freshman .
very cool ! do you also work while you are in school ?
no , but i have a hobby . i love photography !
very nice ! do you have ample time to take photographs ?
i would not say ample , but some . whats your favorite color ? mine is blue .
mine is blue too ! what do you study ?
art like my father . we are passionate about it . i am the baby of the family .
sounds like you are from an artistic family !
yes , i would say so . i have got two brothers , who are older . they are artistic as well .
my dad is a doctor so i sometimes work as a receptionist at his office
that sounds interesting . do you like it ?


i have 4 pets. i enjoy magic the gathering , it is a card game. my favorite food is jello. i live in an apartment. i can t whistle.

hello , how are you doing today ?
hello . how are you doing today ? i am well
i am well enjoying a strawberry shortcake . do you like fruit ?
i have a lot of animals . 4 to be exact .
interesting . cats ? dogs ? pigeons ? parakeets ?
i like fruit . i also cannot whistle . i have dogs .
i see a lot of dogs at the veterinary office where i work . do you work ?
i do . but , i spend most of my time doing other things
what do you like to do ?
i like to play magic the gathering
i love magic . there is a great magician at venice beach . have you been ?
what do you like to do ? i have not been there
i love to cook vegan foods . do you eat meat ?
i do not eat meat . i love jello .
jello is great . what is your favorite flavor ?
i love the blue flavor


i went to college in chicago. i am the youngest of 3. i am pursuing my law degree. i love playing tennis.

hi , how are you doing today ?
i am doing well . i am perusing my law degree . and you ?
sounds hard work ! i am starting an internship next week
cool . yeah , i attended college once already . never finished though .
these things happen ! good you are giving it a go though
yeah , being the youngest of 3 siblings i have to stand out .
i know that feeling . my internship is at a construction site .
interesting . i am not good at manual work . i do play tennis though
i have not played tennis in forever . what kind of moves do you like ?
too many to name . what about you ?
i really like action and adventures ones . but think i like popcorn the best
i love popcorn . used to stop after school in chicago . they had the best .
i am jealous ! what else are you into ?
should not be . you could take a trip to chicago . i like traveling .
i love travelling ! i am a theme park nut and love visiting new ones
that is exciting . i have only been a couple times .


i hate red meat. i love watching sunsets. my hair is brown and curly. i live near the ocean. i love to surf.

hello sports fans ! what is up ?
not much enjoying the sunset how are u
just listening to some tunes , watching cartoons . where are you ?
i live in malibu california on a beach front
nice , i like the san francisco giants
sports are fine to me just food is hard to find near the game
i love giving play by plays . try mcdonalds , they make good fries . are you old ?
due to recent medical complications i do not do red meat
that is good , cows are our friends . do you like south park though ?
i feel bad for kenny some episodes my hair is curly like the jewish boy but brown
nice , my fiancee has long brown hair . do you like music too ?
yes i always have music when i stretch before my surf
avenged sevenfold is worth a listen man . what surf moves can you do ?
i surf just for fun and howard of killswitch he speaks to my soul


i eat a lot of carbs even though my doctor tells me not to. my favorite singer is jess greenberg. just this past week i got a job cleaning gutters. i ride a motorcycle , but its not a harley.

hello ! how are you ?
good thank you for asking .
do you have any hobbies ?
i enjoy riding my motorcycle , and you ?
i fly planes and enjoy the wilderness .
that sounds exciting .
so is riding motorcycles . it is , though . i love it .
so do i , i just wish i had a harley .
why do not you have one ?
saving some money . i took a job cleaning gutter this past week .
do you enjoy it ?
some what . what do you do for work ?


i sit on my computer for several hours a day. i enjoy learning about other cultures. i m bored with my current lifestyle. i watch foreign movies and tv shows. i wish i could speak another language.

hi there , i am a comic writer you ?
that sounds fun . i sit at my computer for hours . boring lifestyle compared to a comic
well kinda love my drawings , but i have to publish on the internet .
where do you get your inspiration ?
from everyday heroes such as public services .
i watch foreign tv and movies and enjoy the cultures . wondered if you had traveled .
mostly in state things , i do not really get chances to go places .
me either . i would love to though and speak another language . my life is boring .
my life has been a struggle with trying to get published hence the internet
i am sorry ! what else do you enjoy ?
i love drawing and working in the community
cool ! i need to get out in the community more instead of being at my computer .
why do you spend so much time on the computer ?
for work i guess . boring lifestyle
yeah you may need to get out a little , find a tv show lol
oh ! well , i do watch a lot of a foreign tv shows


i love to put a smile on people s faces. sometimes , people worry i am crazy. i am obsessed with filming. i am a very bad liar. i try not to think about death.

hi , i have skeleton fingers
i love to make people smile , and they think i am a liar
not cool at all . i do not think you lie
how skinny are your fingers ? can i film your fingers ? i am obsessed with this hobby .
i am so dumy , and cannot eat any shrimp
thank you for your understanding , i do not like death related ideas
then i promise i will not die
if i eat a shrimp it will remind me of how the shrimp die
you are a very morbid dude
ok , do you have a smile now ? it means a lot to me if you do !
no . i am morbid too i think
no i am not , because i want to make people smile !
ok , i will smile when i sleep
that is why people think i am crazy but at least they worry about me


i enjoy spending a lot of money on my hobbies. i love photography. i like to use candles instead of lights. i do not like waking up early.

hey there . do you enjoy baking ?
no , i do not . i like photography . are you a baker ?
i just enjoy baking cakes . i just finished a lovely one .
was it for a special occasion ?
it is my twin brothers anniversary tomorrow .
that is cool . do you need a photographer ?
i am sure they would love to have the event captured on film .
well i am available . i spend a lot of money on my photography equipment .
what sort of events do you normally photograph ?
i do mostly weddings but elegant or upscale parties too .
that sounds interesting . i performed at a big wedding last week .
what was your performance ? are you a singer ?
i am actually a tap dancer . i have won many competitions .
that sounds awesome . i could photograph you too .
i would not object . that would look good in my portfolio .
that is great . how long have you been dancing ?


i once fell up a whole flight of stairs. my daily driver is a bicycle that you pedal with your hands. my favorite band is up. i am the leader of the french fry research department at del taco. my lifes passion is designer french fries.

good evening ! i am paul ! whats your name ?
hello ! i am anne
nice to meet you anne ! how are you today ?
busy , as usual . how was yours ?
busy ! work was crazy as always . it work never ends !
it ! that sounds interesting . i deal with french fries every day .
it can be fun . my dad used to work for microsoft so its all i know .
the family business . lol
of course . i would rather play football haha ! do you like any sports ?
is bicycling a sport ? i love my hand pedal bike .
sure that is a sport ! its in the olympics i think .
that it is .


i am an artist. i love watching game of thrones. i recently got a cat. i enjoy walking for exercise.

hi there , how are you today ?
i am wonderful how are you
good , just looking into a trip to the desert .
desert sounds boring but i would take my cat
oh yea , you must love your cat . what color are your eyes ?
my eyes are blue any my hair is dark brown you ?
i have bright blue eyes , brown hair too .
awesome we are twins . i workout also
oh i do not but should . i like eating meat .
me too and game of thrones is so good
i love it too ! it is so good .
yes it is and wentworth too
oh i have not watched it , its on netflix right ?
yes and its like orange is the new black
i will have to check it out
yes and then you can thank me later ahahah


whittling is my favorite hobby. i am in the navy. i listen to folk music. i went to a community college and got a degree in communication.

hey how are you doing today ?
i am great . i have been whittling all weekend so that makes for good downtime !
oh cool what is your favorite food ? mine is mcdonalds it happens to be my guilty pleasure
i do not get mcdonalds often because of my job
oh what is your job ? i sell real estate and wait tables on the weekend ?
i am in the navy . you have a lot on your hands !
that is neat . and yeah gotta a bunch of siblings to help out .
i do not have siblings at all . just a degree in communication
oh i wish that were me i am the youngest out of 8 ! lol . and neat .
what kind of music do you like ?
i am a hardcore metal head and you ?
i like folk music cause . . that is normal in the navy apparently . . .
oh haha . do you have any hobbies ?
just cutting up sticks ! clearly boat life has limited me or something


i am hoping to play. i recently had knee surgery. i am hoping to play basketball overseas. i just graduated college. i am 7 foot tall.

hello ! are you a night owl too ?
yes i am . i am a tall night owl
do you hike or surf ? i do both with my border collies .
i loved hiking . unfortunately , recently i had to undergo knee surgery .
that is horrible . i hope you recover quickly .
thank you . i was wanting to play basketball overseas
that would have been a great experience . are you a lebron fan ?
i am . i just happened to be 4 inches taller than him
oh wow . he is very tall . he is my favorite player .
he is an awesome player . have you gone to college ?
i was there two weeks , and then had to quit . i am moving to florida soon .
well , that is a big change . i just graduated
i make my living off of my art , winter is too cold to do a lot .
i am not going to give up playing basketball once i am healed


i am learning to play the guitar. i like to go fishing. i work at the deli counter. my favorite music is jim hendrix.

hello out there ! its evening here how about you ?
just got of work at the deli . its time to chill with my guitar .
nice ! what sort of stuff do you play ?
i am still learning , working on basic chords right now , but i love jim hendrix .
jim was a genius . how long have you been learning ?
just a couple months . it took me awhile to save up and get lessons .
hope that goes well for you ! no such thing as too many guitar players .
thanks . so what are your hobbies ? i like to fish when not practicing or working .
i am more or less a book nerd . a sci fi book nerd .
nerds are cool in their own way . so are you are star wars or star trek fan ?
star trek . old school , you know . you ?
oh yeah . my dad grew up on those and shared them with me .


i have one close friend i grew up with. my dad is very strict with his kids. i wished i was older so i could move out. i worry about money even though i m in high school. i m dissatisfied with the school life i ve had so far.

what do you do for a living ?
i am a high school student , but i cannot wait to get a job .
what do you want to do for a job ?
i would like to become an engineer .
interesting . my job is more on the athletic end of the spectrum .
what do you do for a living ?
i play basketball for a professional basketball team .
i used to play basketball with my friend often .
it pays a big number , annually .
my dad would never let me do that !
what is your favorite subject in school ?
history . i dislike school it is too monotonous .
are you smarter than the average person
yes , but school will not pay for the things that i need .
so , you are a working student ?
no , just school . cannot wait to finish and move out !


i use to compete in beauty pageants. my husband is a corporate attorney. i love to have my nails done. i have one little boy named owen. i m allergic to cats.

hello . how are you tonight
hi , i am good . my little boy is named owen . keeping me busy .
my cat is milo , sitting on my neck
cats make me sneeze something terrible . but some people just love them .
oh i am really sorry , cats rock
i know . my dog thinks they are delicious , lol . just got my nails done . . .
i will not eat my cat . that is mean
i will not either promise . unfortunately my dog often does as he pleases , lol .
i like your dog , he sounds cool
most dogs are cool , you are right . hubby getting home soon . . . lawyers , yikes !
oh no , do not lie to him
lawyers always lie . what are you talking about ? he will not recognize truth .
oh no . that is not good
yeah , tell me about it . but what to do ? difficult to divorce a lawyer !
i am so sorry . my guy is great
happy for you ! no need worry about me . son and dog are saviors !


i live in a condo. i am a recovering alcoholic. my girl friend lives in the condo next door. i am a retired newspaper reporter. i have a large mustache.

hi my name is fran , and i have on friend who i keep in contact with .
hey there are you working ?
no i am in high school and worry about money . my dad is strict .
why ? my dad was strict also . glad i am an adult now .
because my dad worried about income . i just want to move out .
i use to drink alot , so bad i had to get help . do not be that guy .
i cannot stand drinking . my dad drinks and a drunk .
i use to be my girl helps a lot
that is a good thing to have . some support i tried to help my dad . . .
what happened with your mom ? i use to write for the paper .
she left us when we were young
i am apart of the beard gang
oh what is that exactly .
we live in a nice condo , she lives nest door to me .


i live on a farm. i graduated high school. i drive a truck. i like rap music.

hi there and how are you doing
hello , i am good how are you ?
jokes sometimes goes serious and it is not good
interesting , i like to take care of animals .
simple times are more treasures in us
i like treasures just like i like snoop dog .
jokes sometimes goes serious and it is not good
i have a joke , i finished school ten years ago . do you have jokes ?
nope i would rather see the flintstones now
i have a pickup kind of like fred !
south park ? do you like it too ?
yes , especially when they sing !
oh you like it too because of it
yes , do you like the singing ?
nope i don t know how to sing
i like to have a good rhythm .


i work at a retail store. my favorite movie is django unchained. i drive a honda civic. i like long walks on the beach. i love rock climbing.

hi . . how was your weekend ?
great . how was yours ?
great . . had a bbq party
sounds like fun . wish i did not have to go back to work tomorrow .
mondays are the worst days . .
at least i am lucky to have weekends off
i am a free lance writer . .
that is cool . kind of get to make your own hours ?
kind of . . no office . . nothing
i work at office depot . boring .
where are you from now ? ?
i am from the planet earth
lol . . that a good one . .
i will be here all week . well , actually i wo not .
what do you do for living ? ?
i already told you that


i am a student at a small community college. i love to read fiction. i work at a hospital. i love pasta.

hello there how are you ?
i am good . finishing up some homework for community college . how are you ?
i am great thanks . i am preacting for chorus
cool . do you like to sing ? these days i am reading during my off hours .
i love to sing i am in my school chorus
high school ? i just graduated . i work at a gift shop at a hospital .
yes high school , do you like karate ?
not really . i am more of a bookworm .
i got my brown belt , but i bet you are a black belt in literature
thanks . i love fantasy and sci fi . i am also a blackbelt in pasta eating .
i think i am a purple belt in pasta and a brown belt in pizza .
ll . noodles are just cheap , and going to college while working is expensive .
indeed very expensive . do you have any grants to help you out
i have one through a program at the hospital where i work .
that is good , i hope to get some grants scholarships too
maybe you can win some money in karate at a competition or something ?


i am twenty years old. i work at a hospital. i love to read fiction. i love pasta.

hey , i am a student at college
i go part time , have to work . what are you studying ?
i study ice cream ! , my mom and dad are split
i eat pasta ! that is too bad about your folks . do you have a job ?
yes , its icecream , its my favorite !
ha ! how old are you , i am 20 .
68 travelling is what i love most though !
me too , but mostly i like to read , mostly fiction .
cool , college is where i go , i am a student
me too , but i also have to work
mom and pop , they are divorced
that is too bad my folks are split up too .
ohh , ice cream is my favorite food !
yeah , i love it too !


i like makeup. many people want to be my friend. i have a nice smile. i love to exercise. i m not a nice person.

do you want to read to me ?
sure . exercise is so much fun !
do you want to read my blog
will you be my friend ? lots of people want to .
yes , i will be . i will read to you
they always want me to do their makeup too . is it makeup blog ?
it is just a reviews blog mostly .
green eggs and ham ? my smile is really nice .
no . i will review you .
i , however , am not . i am going to exercise now . ok !
that is not what i want though
ok . if you want you can read to me now .
okay , it is a scary story is that okay ?
yep . i love scary stories .


i ride my bicycle everywhere. i broke my nose when i was ten. i enjoy jazz music. i work at a factory. my favorite city is seattle.

what kind of music do you like ?
i like jazz and you ?
me too ! it is my favorite . what do you like to do for fun ?
i ride my bike all the time
i love cycling . i could spend all day on my bike around downtown seattle
nice where do you work ?
i do warehouse management at a factory
i also work in factories are you my boss
that would be a funny coincidence !
yeah especially since i had a sick day today
i hope you are careful , warehouse work can be dangerous if proper protocols are not enforced
that is very true i broke nose once
ouch ! i hope you got compensation for that .
yeah do you remember compensating me boss ?
hmm , that does sound familiar !
yeah you must be very busy


i am in college. my major is business. i work part time at a pizza restaurant. i love the beach. i like to party.

do you want to camping with me ?
yes but i have to make pizza first
i bought a tent from goodwill . i cannot wait to use it
i like the beach more than the wilderness
where are you from my man ?
i am in ohio how about you
california ! ! what do you do ?
pizza place most of the time
i like pizza . i like to make pizza while camping .
pizza is good and camping is fun so i see it
are you coming with me ?
yes for sure i do not want to miss it
that makes me really happy . i need a break from school .
i understand that school can be so hard
yes . but i am looking forward to this so it is fine now
i understand that sounds great to me


i have a pencil thin mustache. i am from baltimore md. my mother is a ballet dancer. i have six tattoos , all of cats.

how are you today ?
great . its a beautiful day in baltimore . how are you ?
i am well . the leaves are changing colors here , and they are so beautiful !
that sounds amazing . i love the leaves , its almost like they dance when falling .
exactly ! its the little things in life that are the most wonderful !
agreed . what other than the weather do you enjoy ?
sunny and windy days i do not ride the bus so rain is less pleasant . you ?
i like art . tattoos are my personal expression of them . and the ballet .
i love ballet ! i listen to music and imagine myself a dancer much of the day !
i do not dance , but my mother dances and teaches ballet .
how wonderful ! do you work ?
not currently , i think interviewers are intimidated by my mustache . how about you ?
that must be an impressive mustache ! i teach music , but never more than four days straight .
its pencil thin and took a lot of work to grow . its not going anywhere .


ferrari is my favorite car company. i work out daily. i own many cars. basketball is my favorite sport to watch.

hi there , how are you ?
i am great . just finished my daily workout . you ?
nice ! just got off work at a restaurant owned by my family . just a small business .
what type of restaurant is it ?
a little italian one . i work there with my six older sisters !
that is how many exotic cars i have . . . 6
weird coincidence ! haha . tell me more about yourself .
besides working out and cars , i am a architect . you ?
nice ! i love watching basketball . my favourite team is the boston celtics .
that is so cool cause i love basketball as well
awesome ! i also enjoy taking walks in the park while i eat chocolate . two favourite things .
i love chocolate too preferably cake lol
cake is great as well !
i may bake one tonight


my father died when i was 2. i love fishing. i hate to lose. i have blue eyes.

hello , how are you doing this fine day ?
i am good just got home from fishing
that sounds nice . i am just home having my nails done and drinking wine .
must me nice . you married ?
no . i was left a trust fund so i figured i would just treat myself today .
who died ? my dad passed away when i was a baby , i have his blue eyes
i am so sorry . my mother died during child birth and my father died 3 years ago .
sorry to hear that . it must have been so hard
extremely . my sweet reach bulldog has helped me though a lot .
cool . do you have any children yourself ?
no . i am 24 but hopefully i find the one soon . how about you ?
i have a son , he is 16
oh wow ! are you married ?
i am divorced . i am not giving up on love though


i really enjoy hiking. i watched the eclipse without using proper eye protection. i drink 10 cups of tea every day. my favorite color is red.

hello . what have you been up to today ?
hello there ! drinking tea mostly i have had about 10 cups
wow haha that is a lot ! i spent the morning reading
really thanas great not me could never sit that long . . . ever go hiking ?
no i am more of an indoors kinda gal . you ?
no outdoorsy , love hiking , trekking all over , drove out to see the eclipse
that sounds amazing . i just read tons . my fave books are harry potter and got series
nice ! bookworm ! jk i love both . my fave is the red woman episode
great episode . but the books are even better . only show i really get into is walking dead
also love it . red all over . what else are you doing to today ?
not much , just thinking about making a nice big dinner tonight . what do you like to eat ?
carniferous , mainly red meat . trying to get the iron doctors orders


i love katy perry. i drink diet coke. i drive a ford taurus. i work in retail. i spend too much time shopping.

oh my god ! these kids are driving me insane !
which kids , katy perris kids ? i love her .
no my 2 kids . they are driving me insane tonight .
make yourself i strong drink . . . i use a diet coke for my drinks
ca not . i am on call tonight . the only doctor available . go figure .
i work as a retail store clerk . . spending to much of my time shopping
what i would not do to be able to shop for myself right now .
we can go together i can pick ya up in my ford taurus
i am in ! i have been dying to get to aspen . i hear the shopping there is awesome !
na aspen sucks , we will be going to funkytown
you just shattered my dreams .
but funkytown ? going to take ya down . . to funky town . . ? ? ?
who knows maybe i will have a good time .
i will invite katy perry she is my best friend .


in the evenings i watch the door at a club where they play punkrock. i draw comic books. i like dr pepper and black jack gum , but not together. my favorite show is scooby doo. i work in a corner grocery store during the day.

hi just done playing soccer
are you a professional or just fun
just for fun just like my brother was in the navy
are you in the military
brother was , vegan is the diet i am following
do you like it . i see a lot of that .
that s why i love mashed potato that i make
what are they like ? ingredients ?
do you watch game of thrones ? i love that show
scooby doo and cartoons mostly
i make sure that the potatoes that i used ar straight from our garden
so you grow your own potatoes
yes she that i make sure that it is no preservatives like that
that is a big thing now a days


i enjoy working out and learning new things. i play the guitar. i am a student in college. i am studying software development. my name is kevin.

hi , its a beautiful morning here on the lake .
gm ! that sounds nice ! i think i am gonna workout later , may learn something new too .
i wish i could workout ! its hard being a mom and business owner .
i am a college student , so maybe after classes . how many children ?
i have two , a boy and girl .
i hope studying software development pays off for me . do u have any hobbies ?
i own an upholstery business which is also a hobby . how about you ?
i play guitar some , and hang out with roommate . were the two levins .
sounds like a great roommate to have .
is is nice owning an upholstery business ?
it is nice , hard but also fun to create something new .
that is great ! any favorite foods you enjoy ?


i work 60 hours a week. i eat breakfast then go right back to bed. sometimes i think i should get out and exercise more. i love sunsets.

hey , how is your night going ?
hi i am okay thank you you sound good .
i am . so how about we get to know each other ?
sure i like sitting watching the sunsets do you ?
i do they are really pretty overseas . have you ever been ?
no i wished i eat breakfast and go back to sleep .
you do not like you life ?
yes i do sweetie i am disabled and still try to work .
i am disabled too . i do civil war reenactments to pass the time .
so we are both disabled what is your favorite food ?
how disabled are you ? i love mexican food . what about you ?
i like eating pizza and i cook great pasta and sauce .
is all you cook is pasta ?
no i love some meats and some fish and salads .
i really like salads but lately i am finding it hard to find good ones .
i just use lettuce tomato cucumbers and dressing .


i am a huge fan of dogs. i am trying to write an ebook on animals. i wish to buy a corvette when i retire. i work as a mall cop.

hello hows your day going today ?
well . i am working on an ebook about animals . i love love love dogs . you ?
never tried to write an eboh lol i am more in to football
yea , football is fun . i do not get to watch much since i work a lot .
i do roofing now so not as much time for fun and games lol
speaking of fun and games . i wanta corvette once i retire . i am a mall cop .
lol wow really i have a big old chevrolet lifted truck
i am jealous . are you thinking about selling it in the future ?
lol not for any beer money ! i want something bigger and better
well , come with me and we will both buy a crevette !
haha are you going to lift it ?
ll . i might . what do like to do ? what is your job ?


my best friend lives down the street. i drive a honda civic. i have three children. i am named after my grandmother.

hi , what are you up to today ?
hi i just dropped my kids off at school
fun stuff . i am about to explore some more of japan their food
oh wow are you on a trip there
my remote programming job has me here for the month
cool waht things have you seen
alot of my computer screen unfortunately ! hoping to sight see more this week
yeah you should have you eaten a lot of sushi
not a fan of sushi . . are you ?
not that much do you have kids
oh not yet . . i travel too much , have not been home in 2 years !
wow that is awesome where else have you een
paris was my favorite . . what are your hobbies ?
i like to spend time with friends
how many kids do you have ?
i have three all girls


my mother is a librarian. the only autographs i ve ever wanted are from authors. my favorite color is green. i m applying for publishing jobs.

hi how are you today ?
i am doing great . how are you today
i am good . just taking a break from work .
where do you work ? i am trying to get a job at a publishers
i work at an advertising agency . what type of writing do you like ?
i like all kinds . i collect authors autographs so i have met a few
i like fiction , its fun to write and a great way to escape .
my mom works at the library so i had to read a lot growing up
my mom died recently . writing helps me not think about it .
oh i am sorry . any loss takes time to deal with
my dog helps , he is a golden retriever and very sweet , a great companion .
i love golden retrievers . do you have a favorite color mine is green
blue is my favorite color . my dog and me go hiking . its good exercise .
that is good exercise . i really need to exercise more
what else do you like to do for fun ?
i mostly just read and try to go to author signings


i own many cars. i work out daily. i like watching sports. ferrari is my favorite car company.

hi how are you doing today
am doing well and have a wedding next month
congratulations ! where is the wedding
it is going to be at church and reception in gardens
that sounds nice , what kind of food
i have to cater for all my friends best dishes at least
do you have any hobbies ?
i like making friends and worshiping god
i like video games and reading . do you travel to make friends
yes i visit different churches and homes and make friends from them
that is nice , where is your honey moon ? will you see new churches ?
honey moon will be at a hotel near the beach and oaths , my old church
that sound great . what kind of music do you like ?
i like classical music very much and some country songs
that is a cool mix , i like isaiah rashad
i like dixie and the band perry very much


i have a crush on my co worker. i go to college part time. i almost always wear a t shirt and jeans. i love candy.

hi i start my new job as a baker tomorrow , i am excited to make cakes
awesome ! you are like jacob from fantastic beasts and where to find them !
i have heard of the movie but never seen it
omg , you should . it is . . . fantastic ! excuse the pun .
i will look it up online , i love the internet !
i use the internet a lot because i am in college part time .
college is fun . any favorite foods ? being a vegetarian it is just vegetables for me .
i am obsessed with any kind of candy . i am vegetarian curious . any tips ?
find a good website with multiple recipes because it can get boring .
that is good advice . variety is the spice of life , right ?
that is what they day . do you like music ?
yes , i do . i recently listened to the rolling stones . what about you ?
i like country music , i grew up on it .
my family lives in the country , so country music is in my blood .
oh , do you live in the city now then ?
yeah , i moved to new york three years ago .


i love music of the 1980s , especially the pretenders. i studied early childhood education in college. i am a kindergarten teacher. i have a puppy named tiki.

hello i am a doctor just like my parents
hello ! oh nice . i teach kindergarten .
i love kids there the best
yes . i am glad i studied for early childhood education .
i am a surgeon but i would love to help lids
i just adopted a puppy and my students named him tiki .
tiki is such a good name what breed is it ?
a poodle . do you have any pets ?
no but i would love a dog
nice . i am an old soul in a young body . how about you ?
i do not know i am just focused
that is nice . i love 80s music . ever heard of the pretenders ?


i am a grandmother. i have a dog and we go for walks. i live in a city. i help my neighbor. i like to go to the farmers markets to buy local veggies and fruits.

hi how are you doing ?
i am just wonderful how about yourself ?
i am good thanks for asking
what do you like to do for fun ?
i love to play sports alot
your so lucky , i am very old and not as spry as i once was .
how old are you lol ?
oh i stopped counting after the 5th grandkid
you must love spending time with them
well they live out in the suburbs so its hard to leave the city
what do you do for a living ?
oh my job mostly is to make sure my neighbor does not lose her cat
do you like to garden at all ?
i dabble here and there , but my charlie usually digs everything up .


i have depression and anxiety so i do not really go out a lot. i work at home , editing. i have a cat. i hope to move out soon.

hi how are you today
i am good , how are you ? just working at home i am an editor .
is editing fun or tedious ?
it can be tedious , but i enjoy it . its like a puzzle i am figuring out .
very true . do you have kids ?
no , i do not . my child is my cat . how about you ?
i have 3 kids its a handful
i am sure it is ! i have both depression and anxiety . i mainly stay in
i see . do you go on walks ?
yes , i love going on walks and enjoying nature .
i also love going on walks nice
i hope i can move from where i am living soon . where do you live ?
i live in my honda civic car
org ! i am sorry about that . are you ok ?


i grew up by the ocean. i love to travel. dogs are my favorite animal. i enjoy cooking and baking. i like to eat pizza.

hey you , what are you up to ?
just cooking and baking . what about you ?
trying to figure out where to put all of these fat stacks
oh that sounds very interesting
you know it does , but i punched a clock one time
growing up i lived near the ocean , i think that made me a calm person
it does not matter to me . i am rich
you seem very rude . do you have any pets ?
i am not rude . just too rich to care
i understand . i wish i were . i love traveling but do not have the money
i have all of the money i need .
well you should buy me pizza
sure . what kind ? a pizza with ?
a large pepperoni and money pizza . extra hundred dollar bills please
of course you plebian .
buy something for my dogs also


i hate the feeling of chalk. i have been dating my boyfriend for over 10 years. i am a gymnast. my favorite coffee is french vanilla.

hey hows it going tonight ? !
i am good thank you my employment is gymnastic .
oh that is cool ! i love sports too ! hockey and rollerblading are my favorites !
yes i love to roller skate and i like the music they play .
i am not sure i understand your response . what types of foods do you like
i like all kinds of meat some fish and love pizza .
i try to eat healthy ! balanced diet and all that . very little sugar lol
that is wonderful you are healthy and will have long life .
and its pumpkin spice season ! i am definitely a white girl and love those things !
me too and i like to bake sweet potato pie .
yum ! sounds great right now ! so tell me about you !
my choice in hot drinks is french coffee and yours ?
i love all coffee ! ! especially krispy kremes !
yummy i also like french vanilla and i am allergic to hazelnut .
oh no ! what happens if you eat it ? !
i break out with the hives i get all full of bumps crazy .


i still like combat boots with babydoll dresses. i don t have a relationship with my deadbeat dad. i flirted with the dmv officer in order to pass my driving exam. the death of kurt cobain marred my middle school years.

hey , how is it going tonight ?
it is fine and am watching a trailer at home
i just came from my run . six miles everyday
i do run very early in the morning too
nothing like good exercise , any hobbies ?
i love reading and listening to country music
i am into model airplanes and kayaking
they are nice too and am also a model
cool . so you are into fashion ?
yes my mother is a designer and am also a ballerina
a real life princess lol
so for you what do you do ?
i am in the construction business
are you in civil or architectural constructions


i am a retired computer programmer. i have one grandson and one daughter. i love animals. i like watching british tv shows and movies. i just turned 77.

hello , how are you doing today ?
i am good thanks and you
i am doing awesome , just trying to think of some video ideas
do you make videos for work
i am a youtuber so it is like a part time job for me .
that is nice is that your only job
yes it is . my cat leela is keeping me busy
is that your only pet ?
yea , i only have one cat for now
i adore pets that is great
do you own any pets ?
i have a ton . how old are you ?
i am 27 . how about you ?
i just had my 77th birthday


i lay awake at night so i can watch the stars. i m often late for class. i wish i was taller so i could reach the cookie jar. i want a porsche. i cuddle up with my dog every night.

good evening . how are you ?
hello , i am well . how are you this evening ?
doing well , thanks . just came in from watering the roses .
that sounds wonderful ! one day , i would like to drive a porsche past a field of roses .
that would be lovely . roses come in handy when i need to relieve myself .
i often lay on my rooftop to look at the stars to relieve myself .
i have never tried that ! what do you think of canadian women ?
i think they are tall . i wish i could reach the cookie jar like them .
it would be a good reason to have one !
thinking of all of this probably explains why i am always late to class .
what are you going to class for ? you should learn about climbing volcanoes !
i am going to be a vet . i like to cuddle with ralph , my dog , every night
that will be a great job ! i bet you will make a lot of money .
i hope so , with all of these student loans .
how much does it cost to go to vet school ?
i pay about 4000 a semester .


my favorite band is the beastie boys. i love coffee with cream. i am a painter. i went to new york city once. i want to be a museum curator.

hello ! i am penny and i enjoy surfing , and read on the beach
that is awesome ! i am alexandra and i love painting especially the beach .
that is so cool . yeah i love the beach . reading is my fave on the beach
do you ever listen to music while you read ? i love to listen to the beastie boys .
i do but hardly because i want to go back and surf . do you like animals ?
i like them but i am always travelling . i just went to new york city .
i love watching pandas on youtube .
i watch pandas on youtube too ! i love to drink coffee with cream while i watch .
did you see the baby panda sneezing and scared the mama bear ?
yes i watched that one three times because it was so funny .
it was so cute i laughed too .
i tried to paint a panda once . it is a lot harder than it looks .
yeah it can believe that .
when i am a museum curator i will have my paintings in a museum .


my favorite hero is superman. i want to grow up to be a superhero one day. i am 8 years old. my name is todd. i love comic books.

hello , how are you doing ?
i am good and you
i am well . i love music which is why i own a music store .
i am only 8 so i can not own one yet
yep , being 8 definitely hinders you from owning much more than a pet .
yeah i am todd who are you
i am melissa and played the sax in a band for 17 years .
cool do you like comics i do
i do like comics and anime . also love animals . activist for animal rights .
i love superman he is better than spider man
i like batman , i want to retire in florida . has spider man been to florida .
i have no idea but batman is cool
both my parents sing in the church choir . superman is very cool .
that is so cool i would love to sing


my favorite drink is cuba libre. i had a gig at local theater last night. i work as a stand up comedian. i come from a small town. i did a few small roles in tv series.

hello , how has your day been ?
i am still tired from performing at the theater last night . how is yours ?
good , just about to finish this book .
what is the book about
it is a biography . what did you preform last night ? that sounds interesting .
stand up comedy . i have also had a few roles in tv series
oh that is awesome ! tell me more about yourself
i grew up in a small town and have always wanted to be a comedian .
interesting . i wrote a biography about a famous actor with a similar background as yours .
very interesting . i wish i had a cuba libre right now .
do you like to drink ?
yes , occasionally . i am not a big drinker . do you ?
not really . i do not go out much . can i tell you a secret ?
of course . i am listening .
well , i am 24 and i have never actually gone on a date .
wow . what is stopping you ?


i own blue shoes. i like the color blue. i changed my hair color to blue. i drive a blue car.

hi ! a wolf from wall street here ! how are you ?
hello , i am a surfer with blue hair , nice to meet you .
interesting choice of color ! do you do anything for a living or just surf ?
i am a makeup artist , and i drive for user . i have a blue mustang .
do you wear a suit for surfing ? i wear suit and ties and i like it .
i wear a bikini , usually a blue one . . . sometimes purple .
what kind of music do you like ? i am into smooth jazz .
i like rap . tubac is my fave .
are you married ? any kids ?
no , and no . thankfully . you ?
no . how about a pet ? my poodles name is nanette !
i have a lab named sirius .


i live in a tiny house to save money. i tend bar on the weekends. during the week i go to college to become a lawyer. i listen to blues and jazz. i collect single malt scotch.

hi ! just got done watching one of my faves titanic . how are you ?
hey i am doing great ! studying for a test i have tomorrow
study hard ! my two kids are in bed they are 2 and 6
those are cute ages . yeah i am in law school and work weekends
you are busy that is a hard career
there is good money in it and its a passion of mine so worth it
yes ! my husband jack owns an auto repair shop
that is great do you work too
no i am a stay at home mom
that is awesome you get to do that . you get to enjoy the kids more now
yes i do love it . i came from sterling heights michigan and hope to go back
i hope you can go back . what kind of music do you like
i like gospel and country how about you ?
i like blues and jazz . eric clapton and bb king are 2 of my favorites


i love to read the bible before i go to bed. i favorite brand of clothing is donna karen. i am an middle school teacher for 8th grade. i love to go to the symphony orchestra.

hi how are you today ?
hi ! i am great . going to the symphony orchestra ! you ?
i feel so alive when i scream , i am painting a portrait
interesting ! i feel so alive when i read the bible before bed .
that is awesome , i am more of a loner
how come ? i see a lot of those in the middle school i work at .
i was homeschooled so i have no real connection with people
oh wow . it is interesting to hear your perspective . do you like shopping ?
yes it clears my head . do you ?
yes ! my favorite brand is donna karen ! how about you ?
i love prada and versace
wow those are two nice brands
i have expensive taste lol . . what do you do for fun ?
i love to party and go out with friends to the orchestra ! how about you ?
i like art and i love animals
which animals are your favorite ?


i have a lot of trophies from my childhood. i love to run. my favorite past time is cooking. i love to sing.

hello , how are you tonight ?
wonderful , just got home from my 7 mile run
i can only go three , i surf a lot though .
i run daily , i usually can only do 3 if i belt out songs lol
lol . my brothers have that habit as well .
in school i did track and field , and won trophies , did you do sports ?
i was a cheer leader and on my schools surfing and gymnastics teams .
i too did gymnastics . but my passion is with running .
my oldest sister was a track star , i knew better than to follow in her footsteps .
it is ok to follow your own path !
i have a lot of siblings and i chose sports none of them did .
track is a sport ! do you have a favorite hobby ?
surfing is my life and my hobby .
awesome , i think my hobby is cooking . creating fancy meals is a great accomplishment .


i own a cat. i watch a movie sundays evenings. i like tacos. i love folk metal.

hello , how are you doing today ?
i am doing great ! just hanging out with my cat , how are you ?
oh that is nice . i got a cat , too . what kind of cat do you have ?
domestic short haired . do you have any other pets ?
i also have a german shepard as my other pet
nice ! what do you do for fun ? i enjoy watching movies .
i like to sew and read books
sewing is hard ! movies are much less work ! what about music ?
i listen to all types of music . except country music .
i really enjoy folk metal , it is such an interesting fusion .
what do you do for work ?
i own a restaurant that specializes in tacos .
i work at a cafe and wait tables . i like it .
well it was lovely chatting with you !


i like reading mystery novels. my son is a football player. going to the beach is my favorite past time. i am an american citizen. i love pizza.

how are you doing today ?
i am having the best day ever
what happen ? is it the nice weather ?
i have some pizza , and i am going to the beach soon .
i like eating veggie pizza
i am american , i like meaty meat pizza
i still listen to the beatles
that is okay . want to go to the beach and listen to them ?
i am a very shy person
awe , i am not . i can make you feel safe and secure
what do you look like ?
that is private . i like to workout though , with my son
i do not get a long with my family
you could come to a football game my son will play in . we would get along
i can not eat peanuts i have a bad allergy
so ? we can eat pizza . nut free


i really enjoy reading the news. i love new technology. i try to find easy ways to make money. i wish i could play the stock market well. i like to create websites.

how are you doing today
i am great , just reading up on local happenings .
that is cool i hate readying
ha , maybe a new gadget that can read anything at all would be good !
oh that is cool but i hate reading
i only hate figuring out the stock pages . they are hard to read .
oh no that is not me i do not like stocks
do you like technology ? i think the new things are awesome .
i am good with computer and cell phones
cool ! i love adding lists of gadgets to new websites i make .
that is cool i like baking and doing nails
i am terrible at the nails , but also like baking sometimes !


my mother was a weightlifter. my feet smell. i have blonde hair. i have brown eyes. i love money.

hello ! how are you tonight ?
i am ok , tired but otherwise good .
i have a headache that was so bad , i needed to call 911 .
i use to have migraines in my twenties also
mine is so bad i can only see 200 feet ahead of me .
my mother lifted weights so we always ate healthy
that is good . are you in school or do you work ?
have you considered organic food to improve your headaches ? i work
no i have not thought of that . what kind of work ?
i am in management , but i hate work . i do it for the love of money
i did not learn how to write so i do not have a good job .
i am sorry to hear that ! we all have issues . my feet sometimes smell bad after work .
yuck ! are you married ? i married my best friend from high school .
i am married . i am 45 and my husband and i have been married 23 years .
that is so wonderful . i hope i am as lucky as you . good night !
me too , the secret is divorce is not an option . marriage is a promise !


i have over 4000 friends on facebook. formal situations make me uncomfortable. i live alone. i enjoy hitchhiking.

hello there ! how are you doing today ?
hi i am good how are you
fine thank you . what gender are you if you do not mind me asking ?
male why do you ask me ?
i am a woman . think of becoming a man
wow tell me more about that i am genuinely interested
ust feel like i do not fit in as a man
i think whatever makes you happy should the ppl close to you happy
but i am just so unsure . . .
what is making you feel so unsure ?
i cant tell which gender i am more attracted to
but why would you need to change yourself for someone your attracted to ?


i play electric violin , and also work as an accountant. i m a musician with a day job. i have a pond at home with a pet koi named spot. my favorite band is imagine dragons. lately i ve been learning how to garden.

hello how are you and how is your day going ?
hi ! i am good , just got home from a violin concert ! you ?
good to hear , i am watching tv . so what do you do for fun ?
i like music , play the violin , and like to watch my koi pond . you ?
i like to cook . especially breakfast on sundays . so you like fish ?
breakfast food is good ! i do , my favorite fish is spot . do you have pets ?
yes yummy ! ! ! i prefer pancakes . i have 2 dogs . what do you eat ?
i eat a lot of vegetables . i just started to grow a garden .
nice ! i like vegetables too ! ! what kind do you grow ?
i have carrots , cabbage , lettuce , tomatoes just to start . what kind of music do you like ?
i listen to pop and r and b
imagine dragons is the main group i listen to .
okay i have never heard of them . what genre is it ?
kind of pop and alternative mixed together
oh cool ! ! i really like music and singing
i do too . i am a musician .


i take everything literally. i am very genuine , and don t like small talk. i have aspergers. i have a very good memory.

hi , how are you doing tonight ? where do you live ?
hey there how are you ?
doing good , thanks ! what do you do for work ?
cut the small talk what is up ?
cooking dinner , steak with mashed potatoes and corn . you ?
sitting here trying to make this money faster then this
i hear you ! ! ! it is easy money . .
it is very easy for me especially working from home .
yes , i have a job but enjoy making maney from home too . . .
yes my full time real job is at home . so i get the best of both words .
that is nice ! i have to drive 45 mins to work .
how is your memory ? mine is sharp as a nickel .
mine too , guess that is why i am good at what i do !
that use to be me until we went virtual .


i enjoy going to festivals. my friends don t call my by my real name. i eat meat. my favorite band is the story so far. i recently started working online.

hi i am dave hows it going
hello i am cory . i am great , how are you ?
i am good , went swimming today
i love swimming . do you like to listen to music while you swim ?
sometimes but it usually does not work very well
what other things do you enjoy doing in your free time , dave ?
most of my free time goes to my daughter
i have a daughter as well . we go to festivals in our town together .
mines is to little to do that just yet haha
awe ! how old is she ?
she is almost 8 months
so sweet ! i work from home , so i get to spend a lot of time with mine !
same , so whats your favorite food
stuffed green bell peppers packed full of beef and cheese ! how about you ?


i love the band van halen. i want to be a doctor. i play dungeons and dragons. i like going to canada.

hello how are you today
i am fine i guess
do you like to travel
all day long every day
i travel all the time for work .
really , how is that ?
i run my parents travel agency
how much fun is that ?
i love it . have you ever left the country
can i get a ticket to canada ?
you can but jamaica is one of the best places to go
i would love to go there
i go a lot since it is my favorite . what do you do for a living
i dance for a living
that sounds fun . what kind of dancing do you do
on tables on the weekends


my name is todd. i am 8 years old. my favorite hero is superman. i want to grow up to be a superhero one day. i love comic books.

hello there how is your day ?
hi ! i am good , do you like superman ?
no but i am obsessed with blue , so his outfit is nice
i like blue too , i want to be a superhero when i grow up .
and here i thought collecting stamps was cool
do you have any of superheros ? i am todd , my mom says i should tell people that .
no , but i am chad . my mom told me not to tell people she taught me cello
what is a cello ? i have never seen one in a comic book
an instrument , i play it everyday while swimming at the ymca
i go to the y to swim .
sometimes i wish i could play cello in the concerts i go to every weekend
i went to justin beaver . i did not like it at all .
i do not like him either , more of a real music kind of guy
i like metallica . my dad does not know .
wow , interesting choice coming from a comic guy
my mom listens to them .


my favorite music genre is rock. i have two pet dogs. i am a farmer. my hobbies include photography and hiking.

hello there , today is a great day for reflecting on my mom
hi , how are you feeling ?
my ma is a crazy russian lol we in america now
they dogs just knocked my camera off the table ?
i am well proud of her for teaching me too cook !
i teach cooks too , using food i grow on my farm . i
i successfully opened up a restaurant 3 years after
great ! what kind of music plays there . my favorite is rock !
my mom rest her soul died when i was in highschool still
oh yeah , i am sorry . i he three dogs but one pasted last week .
i was only 18 years old , rock is cool i love r b
i really , really love hiking ,
awe what was the dogs name ? i have just 1 of those
click , you know because of the photography thing . . .


i obsess over working out and being the best. i try to eat healthy or i do not eat at all. i got a scholarship for playing soccer. i want people to think i am cool. its important for my instagram posts to look like i am having fun.

good evening ! how are you ?
pretty good thanks and you ?
i am good just got back from the bars . favorite was radio head .
wow you say radiohead at a bar ?
yea it was karaoke night tonight . had a blast .
cool do you play sports
nope just two small dogs .
i got a scholarship for soccer
oh nice . i smal consulting business .
do you eat healthy huh
sometimes i do . i would like to say more often then i do i do not .
cool where do you live
lkjsklsk s skskksks s skkssks
why are you doing that silly
i am a nice woman and that is what we like to do .
cool follow me on insta


i like to play volleyball. i like to go on long hikes. i like to pickle eggs. i like to do my nails. i like to come up with new hairstyles.

hello there person whom i have never met
hey . how are you ?
i am doing fine . how about yourself ?
doing great , just finished a game of volleyball this morning .
that sounds fun . i prefer cycling . do you like music ?
as background noise when i am doing my nails .
nice . i jam out to the pearl jam .
haha , i like what you did there . do you like hiking too , or just cycling ?
nah , i cycle at night . its hard to hike at night .
yes , that would be a little difficult . i am taking a 6 mile hike tomorrow .
wow . that is a far hike . we do not have many good hiking spots in boston
oh , but you do have the trail of freedom . that is a great stroll .
well it was nice talking to you
you too , enjoy your cycling and your pearl .


i can t stand pizza. i work at a school as an art teacher. i don t own a television. my girlfriend just broke up with me. i like to read.

what do you like to do ?
i love art , i teach at a school
i love art too which is why i like museums so much .
i used to go to museums with my girlfriend
there are a lot of museums here in new york city , luckily .
yeah ! the museum of modern art is there right ?
yes ! my wife and i love going there with our family .
i have seen some cool stuff online about temporary installations
i just wrote an article about that recently !
really ? ! what is your work ?
i write for a living .
for what publication ? or what book ?
children stories , inspired by my nieces and nephews 10 of them !
wow , nice i love little kids , they are the best artists
yes , they love to visit us in nyc because there is so much to do .
i heard there is more than 25000 restaurants there


i am bored of my maids. i married miss usa. my children are a dissapointment. i have more money than i know what to do with.

hello how are u tonight
i am doing good . . . . how are you ?
i am doing great just getting ready for work later
oh i use to work nights but i was able to retire very young
i work at a small daycare and i go to college
oh that is nice you must really love children
yeah i just had my 2 year anniversary with the boyfriend
i have 3 children but they are very disappointing
i would love children but need to finish my major in business administration first
or you could just marry well i married miss usa
that is great my dad was a dentist and mom a teacher
those are great jobs . . . i get board with my maids
maids are great helpers
yes they can be but not very entertaining


my three ring binder has my drawings of ponies all over it. my dream is to be a veterinarian. i hate that my mom made me get braces. i could eat less.

hello . how are you doing today ?
not good . have you seen my three ring binder ?
no , i have not seen it . have you tried looking on your desk ?
yes . it has ponies all over it that i drew .
i used to have a pony . my mom had money from ballet .
ah . i draw them while dreaming of becoming a vet .
that sounds nice . i am a cashier at a gas station .
i love buying gum at the gas station . but no more . . . . braces , ugh .
in may i will turn twenty six and i just had braces off last year !
wow ! the only good part about them is they help me eat less food .
well , milkshakes are still on the menu though , right ?
right . i will enjoy one as soon as i find that binder .
i am going to move a a couple months . . . hope i do not lose anything .
good luck . why are you moving ?


i write children s books. i shop online , too much. i don t believe in love. i like to drink.

good afternoon , how are you ? its a gloomy day for this old girl
not to bad , on days like today , i enjoy many drinks
what kind of drinks do you enjoy
as long as there is booze it is all good
haha i feel you on that one . i do not drink much because i have a grandson
children , i write books for them
oh nice , do you write about animals at all ? i like animals
o yeah , just not a lot about loving things , i do not believe in that
oh really , well i love my grandson , daughter , animals , and life . just made 77
the only think you can consider love , it my online shopping
haha , i love being online anyway i can , i used to be a computer programmer
when did you retire from work ?
ah i am too old to remember haha , about 10 years ago
no worries for 10 years , that is awesome , long way aways for me
yea , how old are you ?
i am 32 , going on 40 . ha


i am a professional skittles player. in my free time , i watch anime and baseball. my favorite mob player is barolo colon. i am known as the iron skittler in the skittles universe.

hi how are you doing ?
i am alright how about yourself
i am good thanks for asking
great do you play sports
nope i work to much
do you know what skittles is ?
do you mean the candy ?
no its a lawn game with clubs and stuff
i have never heard of that
yeah its for older people but i am a professional
what do you do for a living ?
skittles . i am the iron skittler
oh i see , never heard of it
you should try its fun
i will have to look it up
true what do you do in your spare time


i like to ride horses. i have many girlfriends. i am argentinian. i like to wear boots. i like to eat beef.

hi how are you today ?
i am good i was just out riding my horse how are you ?
i am good . i plan on going to a festival .
that sounds like fun . i would love to go and take my seven girlfriends .
you have seven girlfriends ? that is funny
oh yes i have many . i am from argentina , we cannot have just one . do you ?
i do not have a girlfriend . do they know about each other ?
yes , they do , we all go and eat steak together i love beef , cannot get enough .
i also love to eat all sorts of meat
just do not eat horse meat , my little rosebud would be sad . what else do you do ?
i just started a online business , so i can work online
that is great , do you sell boots ? i love wearing cowboy boots .
no boots unfortunately . i sell my homemade candles
ahh my girlfriends would love some candles , i would like to buy a dozen .


i am really short. i have a twin brother. i love to bake cakes. i have won tap dance competitions. my favorite book is david copperfield.

hey how is your day going ?
pretty well how about you
i am doing good , busy day
why so busy then friend
i am in the lab working all day , and afterwords i have a big gymnastics meet
woah do you have any family
just my parents who are also working in the lab today , what about you ?
my brother and i are twins
that is so cool . what kind of music do you like ?
any that i can tap dance to
if you can tap to the beatles that would be so amazing
yeah i have won championships for tap
wow that is really cool i hope to win a medal as well for gymnastics
gotta do your flips and tricks


i enjoy playing recreational games like cards , darts or billiards. my favorite music genre is classic rock. i like to work on cars. i like to try different beers from various countries.

my name is oreo running is my life
howdy . my name is bill , but you can call me billiards bill . how are you , oreo ?
good off work today so free to bbq not grill cook
awesome . you gonna have any beer ?
yeah and when days get tough i listen to floyd
hell yeah man . i love classic rock !
yeah tomorrow i get to find a side gig
side gig for what ?
my dream is only 17 thousand dollars away
mine too man . i am 17 thousand dollars short of my favorite hotrod .
nice i wanna open a restaurant hot rod harrys named after my uncle
that sounds awesome . you gonna have games there ? any billiards ?
of course a gaming area , the tables set like bays in a garage
garage ? you should have some racing games in old junked cars .
we have a old chevrolet turned into a racing game
that sounds sick . i would love to see it sometime .
well come down to florida and you can
sounds nice . i gotta get going now , i will be sure to visit sometime !


i go to at least 10 concerts a year. lady gaga is my current favorite singer. i love music. i work in retail.

hi there . how are you ?
i am good but my feet hurt . i am in retail and i stand all day .
that sounds tough ! how long have you been doing that ?
years , i am a store manager now . so i finally make enough to see concerts
that is cool . do you like movies ?
i guess but i spend my money on concerts . 10 a year minimum lol
wow , that is a lot . i am an actor so i am really into movies .
i am really into lady gaga right now . what parts have you done ?
i played an orphan in annie . i have been acting since i was a kid .
do you make a lot of money doing that ?
i make a good living , especially now . i am a regular on a telenovela .
do you speak spanish ? i love spanish music


i like collecting rocks. i love huge paintings. i love the smell of beans. i loove zumba. i like collectible dragon ball z figures.

hey there ! 6th grade teacher here you ?
i buy figures from japan and resell them . mostly dragon ball z
so your into sales , what do you do in you spare time .
i collect gemstones and rocks , like red tigers eye and geodes
pretty ! when i am not busy coaching girls volley ball i do crosswords and crochet
ever try zumba ? it is a type of workout exercise
i love it ! so addicting
yeah i also love it , it is super fun and keeps me in shape
and can be done to just about any kind of music
yeah , i like using techno the best and some rock
i find that latin music is best for it with some of the moves my opinion
that is a really good idea ! i am going to try that
do you like to watch ball room dancing ?
no but i love museums , especially the large classical paintings


i live in america in the state of florida. my family has three dogs and my dog is named maddie. i have braces. i just started the tenth grade and my concentration is in science.

hello tell me about yourself
well , i live in florida . i just started 10 th grade and i love science . you ?
i live in vegas , personal trainer , like fishing and hiking
very cool . we have three dogs . our latest is named maddie .
nice i love dogs too , i have two pitbulls
very cool . i just got braces last month . not fun .
braces are so pretty just hurt i am assuming
they do . the pain is less tho .
that is good , pain medication helping ?
all i can use is a gel pain medication .
dang that does not sound like much
it is better than it was when they put them in .
i bet how long ago was that ?
about a month ago it was .
man that is not long ago at all , that sucks if you do not like it
well , i need to have it done .


i like vintage furniture. favorite band is the beetles. i collect stamps. i play the bass.

hi how are you doing ?
good ! thank you for asking . how about you ?
i am good thanks for asking
what kind of things do you like to do in spare time ?
i would say garden in my backyard
oooo that is awesome ! ! i like to can from our garden .
what do you mean can ?
canning preserving the , in jars . sometimes jams and things like that .
oh ok that sounds fun
i have a lot of vintage jars from the 20s . its so much fun !
are they those mason jars ?
yes they are . there is a few kinds . the really old ones are blue .
what do you do for a living ?
i impersonate paul mccartney on the bass
is that how you earn money ?
yes it is . i get a lot of gigs at the indian casinos .


i spend most of my days working at my church s food pantry. i have 5 children , though 2 have passed away. i grow the tallest sunfloweres you ve ever seen. my husband and i have a suicide pact.

hello , how are you doing today
how are you today ? i just left working at my church food pantry
why did you stop working there ?
it was over for the day , i have kids
how many kids do you have
i had 5 , but 2 died sadly
wow that is terrible , what happened ?
i like to grow sunflowers
there are sunflowers in the park i like to go to
really ? not as tall as mine
what do you like to do for fun ?
i like to work an stay busy
i like to read , i do not work
really ? i have a pact , a suicide 1 that is
what ! ! ! you should not do that you have kids
i know but me an my husband do


there i m a general of an orcish army. i miss my dad. i larp on the weekends in the forest. in reality i m 32 and live at home with my mother.

good evening , how has your day been ?
it was good i met up with some friends to larp
i wish i had time for that , working 40 hours in a bank is killing me .
yikes , you have to make time for friends and fun .
i know but i am so focused on doing a good job that i forget to .
do you have a family
i do ! i have a two year old little girl . you ?
i do not have any right now . what is your daughters name
i call her pie which is super cute when she tells people that is her name .
that is very cute , indeed
do you have plans tomorrow ? i am hoping to go to a restaurant .
i am going to larp again tomorrow , i am a general of an oarfish army
i played a tabletop vampire game for years . that was fun .
really , what was the name of it ?
vampire masquerade . i think i still have my clan books somewhere .
i have not played that but will have to check it out


i own a corvette. i am a mechanic. i live in california. i own a german shepard.

hello , how are you this fine evening ?
just fine went for a stroll with my dog jake
i love animals my by far favorite are pandas though .
aww i love going to the san diego zoo and seeing them
i love to go surfing when i am in san diego ?
nice i take my vette to the strip on sunset
you like to go walking alot !
yeah well german shepherds keep you active
my dog that just passed away was a german shepherd .
i am so sorry for your loss he was my brothers i lost him in iraq
i am so sorry for your loss as well . how long ago did that happen ?
its been 2 years i am a grease monkey and been trying to stay busy
that still hurts probably . was your brother into fixing cars as well ?
he started out as a mechanic in the military then bumped to marines
nice . how long have you been a mechanic ?
i been into cars since my grandpa had a garage


everyday after work i buy my dog a dog biscuit. i currently work at target. i am 5 7 tall. i live in a house in california. i try to take a break and see a movie in theaters every other month.

hi , wanna watch some baseball with me ?
hello that sounds nice . where do you live ?
i live in canada , i like the raptors .
hello that sounds nice . where do you live ?
i live in canada .
cool . do you work ? i work at target
i am trying to be a dentist
good luck . you must study a lot . i try to take breaks at the movies
i stay up late studying all the time
it is worth it ! do you have any pets ?
no , do you want to be my pet ?
haha . every daly i buy my dog a biscuit after work
will you buy me one too ?
sure . how tall are you ?
really tall . taller than you probably .
i am five foot 7 feet tall


i write short stories in my document tab with the use of a prompting app. my glasses are held together by tiger printed duct tape. my college courses are on philosophy and history. i ride my bike to class since it s only a mile away. my newly bought laptop has a bum battery.

hello my name is jake how are u
i am great . i needed to take a break from studying
i know the feeling just took my husky tyrion on a walk
i bet that gives you good exercise . i get most of mine biking to school
sadly i did not get that luxury in canada the roads are steep
oh you are in canada ? i am lucky my school is only a mile from me
yeah and school was 13 miles away , whats your favorite food ?
anything that is quick . that i can eat while i am on my new laptop
nice i love my laptop as much as i love tilapia
haha tilapia is yummy . my laptop is great but the battery is horrible
haha i know that my rc cars would lose races if their battery was like my laptop
that sounds like a lot of fun . i am a writer during my spare time
i got into it helping my nephew so we race together
that is a really great bonding experience .
yeah i do not have kids so its nice
me neither . so what do you look like ?


i like to bike. i love being in nature. i cook well. i can speak three languages.

hello . it is nice to talk to someone this evening .
agreed . i need some downtime after my long bike ride today .
i hear you . my job at the railroad office has been stressful lately .
i like being outside in nature so your job sounds interesting . do you like it ?
i love it . there is always something interesting happening . what do you do ?
i went to culinary school in europe and i am a chef at an italian french restaurant .
that sounds really interesting ! what is your favorite dish to make ?
veal in red wine sauce with winter vegetables . whats your favorite to eat ?
i will eat just about anything , but pretzels are my favorite . simple , yet delicious .
sounds good . do you speak any other languages ?
i do not . are you fluent in any other languages ?
yes 3 . going to school in europe was a big help . have you been there ?
i have once . i saw my favorite band in germany . vnv nation !
awesome . i love going to concerts .
i do , too . but most days , i would rather stay in and watch something . netflix and chill .
nice . personally i would rather be out in nature biking when i am not cooking .


i am not very tall. i am looking for a job. i have a dog. i have two siblings.

hi . do you have a cat or dog or bird or horse ?
hey there , i do have a dog . his name is charley . you ?
i have cows , pigs , goats , chickens , cats , dogs , horses , and geese .
that is cool . do you have a farm ? my two brothers have a farm .
yes . i grow my own vegetables since that is all i eat .
so you are a vegetarian ? if i ate more vegetables maybe i would be taller .
yes . i tend to my garden while my chickens and i listen to good old country music .
farms sound great . i should find one to work on . i need a job .
speaking of jobs , when i worked as an actress , i pretended to be a country singer .
really ? were you in a movie ?
no just a dog food commercial with a cat that thought they were trisha yearwood .
that is neat . maybe my dog and i have seen that commercial .


i am a lesbian. i decorate cakes for a living. i am slightly overweight , but my doctors say i am healthy. i play a lot of video games.

hi how are you today
hi ! ! i am great thanks ! how about you ?
pretty good where do you work
i decorate cakes at a local bakery ! and you ?
just crack cold ones with the boys
oh cool i like to play video games in my free time !
nice we have beer and tons of food
cool i love food . i am overweight a bit but healthy
do you like any sports ?
i do ! i like softball and you ?
football is the best . do you watch ?
i do not , but i do play video games related to it .
very nice . you should come watch
definitely ! i will bring my girlfriend along too


i am a lover of italian food. my father has a very prestigious job. i enjoy making 3d models for video games and animations. my favorite band is iron maiden. i enjoy watching netflix with family.

hi there , how are you ?
i am fine how are you ?
i am good . i am secretly famous online as a video game character
really ? , well my deal is 3d animations for video games
then you are meeting the right person . i like to live for real though
what is your favorite band , if you have one
i am not sure i have one , been focusing on my internship in engineering i start soon
where ? try the food of it is italy
i am not sure i follow . i was thinking of skydiving in italy though
skydiving ! i am more of a sit on the sofa and watch netflix person
i dream of moving to the middle of the desert
adventurous ! netflix is enough adventure for me .
wow , so no bucket list before you die
watching all the programs on netflix is my adventure


my mother stayed at home all day to raise me and my siblings. my father used to be an insurance salesman. i graduated valedictorian of my high school class. i had to drop out of college to help with my grandparents. i cannot stand salads.

hello , i just got back from a shopping trip . what are you doing ?
hi there i am cooking sunday dinner
very nice , what are you making ?
salisbury steak and mashed potatoes i do not care for salads
that sounds delicious . i am drinking a diet coke right now .
ok do you care for salads ?
i enjoy salads . particularly with tofu .
they think iam wired because i do not like salad
i think its ok . my husband does not like salads too much .
may be because my mother was always on a budget
i spend waaaay too much time shopping ! i need to be on a budget .
same i left school got a job to help my sick grandparents


i am 7 foot tall. i am hoping to play. i am hoping to play basketball overseas. i recently had knee surgery. i just graduated college.

hey there how are you ?
i am great , just recovering from knee surgery , you ?
awe i am glad you got it taken care of .
i have to stay healthy , trying to play basketball internationally !
i love me some pizza but i hate the carbs lol
i have to eat a lot being 7 feet tall , so much pizza .
i like to cook an bake sometimes
what do you like to bake ?
i like to bake my kids sweets an cakes an things like that .
those are good , how old are they ? i just finished college .
they are 2 8 an 13 , what you major in ? do you have any animals
i major in science but i am want to play basketball for a living .
i love dogs but i only have 1 dog .
what type of dog do you have ?


i eat lots of pancakes and syrup. i am a lumberjack. i love to fish. i love to cut down trees.

hello there , how are you today ?
hi , i am doing fine , just a little tired .
oh i hear you there , i am a bit sleepy myself
i think i need a vacation from work . cutting down trees is exhausting .
my father was a lumberjack , so was i until a tree nearly cracked my skull open .
that is horrible ! what do you do now ?
i drive for user and left .
that sounds interesting . what do you do in your free time ?
i love to read and spend time with my family . how about you ?
i love to go fishing . its the most peaceful thing in the world .
i used to love fishing , until an alligator nearly ripped my arm off .
you just have some bad luck , do not you ?
yes indeed , i feel as though i live in the final destination universe .
that is okay , i feel like i am a legend in a tall tale .


i was born completely deaf. i am single and go on dates regularly. my favorite place to go is the mall. i have a pug named corky.

holy crap , pistachios are so good .
i agree . where do you get them ? i love getting them when i go to the mall .
at the organic food store . i do not eat fast food .
that is a good way to be . are you married ?
yes . i met him fishing a few years ago .
that is a nice story . i date around lots , as i have been single for a while .
what do you do for fun ? i love racing go carts .
i mainly go to the mall for fun . do you have any pets ?
i have two cats , alice and dylan .
that is adorable ! i have a little pug , his name is corky .
do you play any instruments ? i love my guitar .
actually , i have been completely deaf since birth . the guitar seems cool , though .
wow , i had no idea !
at least i can type , haha ! what do you do for work ?
i putz around online for simple jobs .
i do the same thing , though i think it would be awesome to work in the mall .