i m currently looking for a job in baltimore. my favorite rapper is yo gotti. i am addicted to the hit show empire. i take pride in getting straight a s. god has always been put first in my life.

hi there . how are you ? where are you ?
hey i am looking for open job in baltimore
i have been there , i get around . my mom might have work for you there .
well i get straight a s all the time in class
that is sweet , like the color red . what do you look like ?
are usually put god first in everything that i do
yes ! god rocks . do you have a droid phone ?
everything but i m into the show empire the hit show and
i do not like that . do you own a house ?
no i m still renting do you know yo gotti
i am still at home , it is shameful . our house is so small .
the rapper that i really want
how do you listen to it ?
i listen to it through the computer and any other form of music listening


i have reached 50k subscribers !. i started taking beauty classes too. through them i have learned to make up myself and others. recently i started a youtube channel where i share make up tutorials too. i like to watch make up tutorials in youtube.

hello there , i wanted you to know that my mom and dad were teachers .
what do they teach ? i am learning to do make up !
my mom was a history teacher , my dad was a shop teacher .
that is cool . i started taking beauty classes . definitely not related lol !
that is nice . do you like kids ? i have two . a boy and a girl .
i like them . i have nephews . wish i had a niece to do make up on !
ll i had two cats and i would try to put make up on them .
did you ever succeed ? my cats would murder me if i even attempted haha .
not really , they would get mad at me
i recently started a youtube channel where i do make up tutorials .
wow you are serious about make up
i am ! i finally reached my goal of 50k subscribers ! its a passion of mine .
i watch youtube to learn new hunting skills
youtube is extremely helpful . how did we ever live without it ll .
i know . its the how to go to for everyone .
well , i have to go . those tutorials are not going to make themselves ! nice chatting !


i like to play video games. i have 2 turtles. my favorite movie is gone with the wind. my favorite color is red. i have purple hair.

what are your plans on this beautiful day ?
gonna chill with my two turtles and play games . you ?
great . i am going to take pictures to do of the beautiful outdoors
it rains here too much . i like red . what is your fav color ?
green , like the beautiful grass and nature
ah that is nice . like my turtles . you have pets ?
no i do not . i need one though , especially because my husband died recently
oh i am sorry that is sad
it really helps me by taking pictures . makes me feel better . one day i will be famous
nice i hope you will remember me
i will . you seem like such a great person
thanks that is nice to hear
do you have anything else to tell me about yourself ?
i like movies , gone with the wind , but it is a bit dated .
old movies are great . much better than what is out there right now
yes modernity is a bust for sure . what are you eating ?


my brother in law runs a major hollywood studio. my wife is legally deaf. my parents are both over age 100. i build aquariums for a living.

hello ! how are you doing this fine morning ?
i am absolutely wonderful and you ?
well , honestly kind of depressed . so i am just watching the kardashions .
www sorry about that . get to be my age you will feel better
not sure . being an out of work farm hand because the farm foreclosed sucks .
try a hand at my job . i make aquariums and my brothers a director
well its better than being unemployed in kansas . i guess it could be worse too .
you gotta be optimistic . my parents are over 100 and still optimistic
oh wow ! that must be awesome . where are yall from ?
cleveland ohio , home of the cavaliers
nice . i want to move somewhere warmer like maybe california .
california is a nice destination


my family has moved 40 times. i am a genius. i collect stray people like crazy cat ladys collect cats. i am 6 feet tall. i have purple hair.

how are you doing today sir ?
i am cool 6 feet tall genius will love bright purple hair
what about purple hair do you love ?
i collect stray people just the lady that collect cats
how old are your tattoos ?
i am tired of my family moving it bee like 40 times
where did your family move to ?
i see dead people and they hit me
where do you see the dead people ?
i think my father killed my mom should i call the police
i definitely would call the police if you think that is the case
the police told me to go join my mom
wow that is not a nice thing to say to somebody
i think i should take my little sister with me
i would definitely do that if i were you
she is only 7 years old


i love family time. i am a soccer mom. i teach cheerleading in my spare time. i cook every night.

hello hello ! how are you this morning ?
great ! washing the dishes from last night homemade meal .
oh nice ! what would you make , if i may ask ?
lasagna from scratch , my kids helped me , love being with the family .
ironically i also love to cook . its a passion of mine .
my passion is cheerleading , i teach at my kids school .
really ? so you are a teacher ?
no , i am a housewife . i go to my kids soccer game and help the cheerleaders .
that is still pretty cool . is it hard to do ?
not for me , do you have any special dishes that you like to cook ?
yes , twice baked potatoes ! or homemade spaghetti sauce .
i am planing what i will be cooking tonite , pasta is a good option
hmm , you can always add some ground beef or chicken to it , too .
we are vegans , plant based meals .
oops ! then maybe an egg plant parmesan dish ?
yes ! great idea . thank you so much ! and you ? are you cooking tonie ?


since my dog died i m incomplete. my parents taught me to find inspiration in the world. i am an artist and create with my mind and my hands. i m a mom with two sons and a husband. i live in a house with a yard.

hello how are you this evening ?
really sad because i don t buy
not sure what you mean
i meant our dog just died that s why i am sad
so sorry i know what that is like
feels incomplete but i ve been hit by art
i love animals i spend time volunteering a the animal shelter
our house is an ar room
do you enjoy football ? i love it
as an artist yes i got my ideas from it
cool . i plan on travelling and finding out about new cultures
wow where are the places in mint
japan is one place i want to go
that s pretty cool my two sons they really want to go there
it is beautiful . i am a veteran and was there in the military
wow i want to see your military experience


i work part time. my favorite animal is the koala. i do not like beer. i live with a roommate.

you wanna go see the new star wars flick when it comes out ? my favorite !
yeah sure . i do not have anything better to do .
we will have to play it by ear b c the slavemasters at cmds do not tell me my schedule .
i know what you mean . the slavedrivers at walmart do not either .
my buddy works at walmart too . i go there after work to play videogames with him .
haha i do too . better than beer pong any day .
yeh . and no hangover in the morning . i am on a flag football team come weekends .
i just cannot stand hangovers , hence why i do not drink ! football is great .
between practice and work and everything , i never have time for my pet iguana named sophocles .
that is so rad . i will hangout with him if you do not have time .
lets sneak him into the star wars movie ! ! !
that is a great idea ! ! ! yes !
tee hee hee . alright , so i will give you a ring once i know my schedule .
okay , i would love to marry you , too .


i have a wife and two kids back in the states. i am not afraid to die. i would be honored to give my life for my country. i am an army ranger.

hi how are you doing ?
i am doing fine . glad to be on break from the army .
are you enlisted right now ?
currently yes . not deployed yet . just at home base .
do you have any hobbies ?
besides risking my life in potential battle . i like going to the beach !
what kind of music do you like ?
classic rock . i have a few songs on shuffle when i listen to my ipod
do you have any pets ?
nope , just 2 kids and a wife back at home !
how long have you been married ?
been about 7 years now . our kids are 3 and 1 .
how did you guys meet ?
th , through a dating cite . which was a miracle that someone else used it


i am from mexico. i have 2 cats. i used to be a chef , but i m a teacher now. i like to bake.

hi ! what are you doing ? i am singing terribly as we chat .
funny . i teach and bake . john and wayne are my cats .
i work at a local diner as a short order cook . i wish i could bake .
oh okay . you ever been to mexico . i have . you dance ?
no but i went hiking on the appalachian trail during this summer .
get out ! me too ! i am an ex chef . you draw or paint ?
i do both . i am also a writer of romance books under a pen name .
get out ! i write mexican cookbooks . any bestsellers ?
yes , 10 to date ! do you like grateful dead ? when they toured i followed them .
oh okay and no . i breed cats for fun . you have a cat ?
i do . i have dogs too . i prefer dogs over cats . what about you ?
wow ! no like dogs . cat are clean . so you a groupie ?
no , just worked with them . not a fan of their music .
i see . you think i should teach cooking ?
i do . it is a great thing to know whether you are young or old .
hmmm . old ? is 34 old ?


i am a fruitarian. i have my own greenhouse. i make my own soap. i make my own compost. i like to garden.

how are you today ?
good , just in my greenhouse , how bout you ?
that is nice . i am looking for a job . i am in marketing .
i am into making soap you can help me
i would love to market that . i have my business degree . where are you ?
new york city , i earn a good living but with proper marketing could do better
great ! i am out east too but my family is out west . i miss them .
oh awww , you should go visit them
marketing is much harder out west .
why is it harder out west ?
well i recently graduated undergraduate out east , so all of my connections are here .
oh okay i see , well keep pushing you will get there
what do you like to do other than making soap ?
i am into the whole garden live natural lifestyle i love it


i take medication. i wear glasses all day. i run track. i love video games.

hi , how are you ? what are you doing ?
just got done playing video games with my son . we love it
what games ? i love madden . . . or just football anything college , nfl , i play in a fantasy league
we love call of duty games
all of my friends here in georgia play the multiplayer for that all the time
my son and i also love to go running at the track
i am reading a good fiction book about a father and son running at the track
that sounds interesting . when i run i have to take medicine for allergies .
my book is a sci fi horror story , i love fiction horrors . . . i hope that you are careful
having a hard time learning to use glasses and contacts
oh , you have a lot of problems it sounds like , at least you have a son
it all hits you when you get to your fifties
oh , hopefully time slows down for me then
good luck to you on that
yea i guess that is not going to happen
time stops for no one


i am currently going back to school to try and become a casino manager. i know how to count cards in blackjack. i have 3 kids. i graduated with a statistics degree.

hi ! how arre you ?
hi i am doing great how are you ?
great ! its hot , so i am thinking about heading for a swim in a bit .
that sounds fun i live in las vegas , where are you from
i am in ca . my mom is american and my dad from india .
they came a long way ! what do you do for a living
nothing now . i do like to cook , so i will be looking for a related job .
that is good i have a masters in statistics and am going back to school
what are you going back for ? cosmic studies ? you saw the world already .
for business management i want to run a casino
one of the big ones in vegas ?
hopefully they are the most rewarding . have you ever played blackjack ?


my dad works in the automotive industry. both my parents are creative. i m a student living at home while pursuing my music industry degree. mom in telecommunications. i dream of playing music for a living.

hi there i am kat
hi , kat ! i am miguel . how are you ?
i am good for the most part
wonderful . i just finished supper and now i am watching tv .
oh what are you watching ?
i am watching curb your enthusiasm . you ever seen it ?
i have heard of it but never watched it
yeah , it is a pretty ridiculous show . what do you do for fun , kat ?
i use to draw a lot , but most of my free time goes to my daughter
cool . i like to play music sometimes . i just bought a mixer .
oh cool what genre you listen to ?
i am all about reggae . i be jammin . what about you ?
i listen to a little of everything depending on the artist but mainly rap and hip hop
hell yeah . i bump lil boosie and that trill fam music in my whip . rs
do listen to wayne and eminem ?
you mean young weezy f baby please say the baby ?


i drive a fast car. i like to eat food. i listen to rock music. i dream of winning the lottery. i work for a large company.

hi . . how are you doing . .
hey . i am good for the night . how are you ?
good . . on a break today from work
oh nice ! where do you work ?
i drive my own truck
oh wonderful ! is it fun ? i just work for delta right now .
its fun sometimes . . boring sometimes
i bet . maybe we could win the lottery someday . dream come true !
hope so buddy . . how is ur work ?
its work what can i say . i just like driving my mustang gt to work .
lol . . that is a good way of saying
yes , i love to listen to gr on the way . do you like rock music too ?
i am big fan of elvis
oh nice ! i grew up on him . even tried some of his food combinations .


i am terrified of spiders , but love snakes. i like to drink chai tea before bed every night. i work as a computer technician , but secretly hate my job. my dog is my best friend. at all times , i am wearing something black.

hello tell me about yourself
hi , i love wearing black
what do you do for living ?
i work as a computer technician hate it ! what about you ?
i am a college student
that sounds fun . do you have hobbies ?
mostly listening to music . . . you ?
i enjoy hanging out with my best friend . . . . my dog
where are you from ?
honolulu . . . which does not have snakes but i love snakes . what about you ?
i am terrified of snakes
org , but they are adorable ! i am terrified of spiders ! !
spider creep me out too
i think that means we have something in common . lets date .
wher arre you from ?
honolulu . . . visit sometime ! just look for the half asian girl wearing black on the beach .


i make my own soap. i make my own compost. i am a fruitarian. i have my own greenhouse. i like to garden.

hello how are you ? do you drive ?
i am good i drive when i am not creating new soaps
wow that is nice to be creative ! i am 32
i have a green house want to come see it
what kind of plants do you grow ? are you on a diet ?
i grow a little bit of everything in my garden no det though
my diet consists of whole foods but no garden though .
that is cool you are healthy then
i try . i am married and my husband is very healthy
that is great i am glad to hear it
i do not work i stay home . do you work ?
no i do not work now i just make soaps at my house
that is very cool ! what kind do you make ?
all kinds of different scents and cool shapes


i have perfect pitch. as a child , i won a national spelling bee. i have been published in the new yorker magazine. i have a severe phobia of wide open spaces. i am a gourmet cook.

hey ! i am here dancing and eating pizza !
nice i love to cook , seems you are having fun
always ! i went shopping today for new shoes .
cool , i do not like wide open spaces so i avoid shopping
i can take you shopping in paris . it is not so wide open .
oh cool , my profession is gourmet cook , i can cook you something
i would love some shrimp scampi like how the make it at red lobster .
i got you , i was published in the new yorker magazine
are . you . serious ? i am so impressed
yep that is what i do
can you come cook for my party ?
sure will if you take me shopping in paris haha
most definitely . chanel ? louboutin ? gucci ? let me know what you want .
haha just hanging out shopping sounds fun
shopping is always fun
i think i would enjoy more if i overcome this phobia


my favorite artist was prince. i speak english and spanish fluently. i am from germany. i like listening to blues music.

hi , how are you today ?
wonderful . i hail from germany . what about you ?
i am okay . been fighting with my gf . she keeps threatening to leave .
yikes ! that is the worst . play some music for her . i enjoy the blues .
do you like john grisham ?
i am not much of a reader but i love prince . purple rain , purple rain . . .
i love his movies , but not so much his books .
i feel you . i am bilingual . . . english and spanish . what about you ?
no , i only speak english .
we have to change that . i am going clubbing tonight . what about you ?
no , i am already in pjs .
boring ! where do you live ?
i live in south carolina . you ?
new york city , of course


i work for a large company. i listen to rock music. i dream of winning the lottery. i drive a fast car. i like to eat food.

hey . how is your night going ?
very good , just listening to some rock music after a long day . how are you ?
i am good . just got done working at target .
how was your work day ? do you have any hobbies ?
it was good , except i did hit my head on a light , being 5 7 has its cons .
wow , that is pretty tall . hope you are okay .
i am fine . my hobby is playing with my dog , he gets a biscuit everyday .
good to hear you are okay .
i am glad my house in california has tall ceilings . lol , do you have hobbies ?
i like to drive my mustang and eat great food
awesome car ! do you like movies ? i try to watch a movie every other month .
yes i do . if i win the lottery , i will build my own theater .
that is cool . better invite me over
of course i will invite you over !


my favorite color is red. i work as an accountant. my favorite food is a burger. i like to play tennis. my favorite musical is hamilton.

hey , how are you doing ?
good , just got back from seeing my fav now musical hamilton
really ? i have heard its great ! i recently read a book about it !
had the best burger ever before i went
yum ! was it a date ? i have never been on one
yes , as an fancy accountant i have many many of these
that is cool ! i spend alot of time with my adopted dogs
cool . any sports . like tennis maybe ?
no , i prefer to read and write . i have even written a book
ok then . is it time to go ?
i am not sure ? the book was about my favorite actors lif
well my favorite collor is red the same color as my favorite book war and peace


i like playing basketball. i love to listen to religious music. i am a middle aged woman. i love my family.

hello . my name is rob . i am tall and well built . how are you ?
hello , rob . nice to meet you . i am mia and love to go to church .
that is great ! how often do you go to church ?
i go three times a week . do you attend ?
i do not . i went when i was a child with my parents .
do you play basketball ? it is my favorite .
i do play basketball and i also do gymnastics . it is great to keep fit .
i am too old to do gymnastics , lol
it is a young person sport but you are never too old to try !
not since i turned 40 , lol .
i am 36 and still lift weights . do you work ? i am a scientist .
i do not . my husband is a detective .
i have a degree in criminal justice . do you like music ? the beatles are my favorite .
i do , i listen to old time gospel .
nice . i would love to hear what your husband thinks about the las vegas incident !
he is currently there , helping with the investigation .


i want a dog , but that is a lot of commitment. i love to go outside at night and eavesdrop on my neighbors arguments. if i want it , i buy it. i sometimes think i am shallow. my mother is a professional make up artist.

hi how ar you doing
hi i am doing good how are you
i am good just getting back from a run
wow you must be in shape . i am not very active
i stay at home with the kids so i have extra time
that is good , i could not handle kids i cannot even handle a dog
i try to stay very organized
that is a good quality to have . what do you like to do besides run
i cook a lot for my family
i go outside to listen to my neighbors arguments at night ,
that is kind of weird hear anything interesting ?
not really my mom does make up for celebrity when they are on a movie set
that is cool have you been with her on set
no she does not trust me and i feel like i am to shallow to go


i am a writer. i like rock climbing. i have a dog. my hair is black. i am gluten free.

hi how are you doing ?
i am doing very well , and how about you ?
i am good thanks for asking
i just got back from a rock climbing trip , i even brought my dog along .
what do you do for a living ?
i write childrens books based on my childhood visits to maine for summer vacations as a child .
what city are you from ?
i am from the big city of hartford connecticut
do you have any other hobbies ?
well i pan for gold , i listen to indian flute music .
do you have any pets ?
yes i have a chocolate lab


i m in love with adam levine. i have two children under ten. i love eating kale. i need extra iron in my diet.

hi there ! are you having nice night ?
i am just sitting here eating kale and listen to adam levine . you ?
watching football . i watch all the alabama games .
they are so bad i would not even let my children watch them !
i do as i am a student at alabama university .
what are you studying there ?
geology is my major . what do you do ?
i am a mom of two kids 8 and 9 . what about you ?
just school . i have social anxiety so i do not go out much .
i do when i get enough iron . do you live alone ?
no . with a roommate who drinks a lot . i never had a drink before .
i love drinking and singing like adam levine .
he has a really good voice . i have seen him on tv before .
i love him . i am going to have to go . i need more kale .
i hope you enjoy the rest of your evening .
i hope that you do to .


i live with my parents. i work as a waitress. i love to play soccer. i am an insatiable reader. my favorite movies are disney movies.

hello ! how are you doing today ?
good ! just got done with the breakfast rush . i am a waitress . you ?
i am just a stay at home pet mom , i love my gods and parrot .
www that is nice ! i still live at home with my mom .
after my knee surgery i lived with my mom for awhile .
hope its better now . any plans for afternoon ? i have soccer practice .
probably go to bingo and maybe hit up jazz fest .
that sounds fun ! i wish i could stay home and read or watch disney movies !
that sounds like a good time . my parrot sings disney songs .
oh my gosh are you serious . i would love that !
i think it really annoys my husband .
ll he not a disney movie fan . ? there my all time favorites


i am an out of work farmhand. last month the farm was foreclosed so i am looking for a new job. i live in kansas. i like watching reality television shows. i would like to move some place warmer.

i am athletic .
hi ! wow . . i bet you like sports
family is important to me , so we enjoy sports together .
that is nice . are you working ?
yes , i am . aside from this ? yes .
what kind of work ?
receptionist . how about you ?
nice , i am still looking for a job
i hope you find one soon . what kind of work are you into ?
anything so i can get some money . ll
what do you like to do for fun ?
i like to watch reality tv show . how about you ?


marduk is my favorite band. lutefisk is the best dish in the whole world. i always seem to be losing things , most recently , my mind. i enjoy hiking on glaciers.

hello , how are you today ?
i lost my shoes today , i am having a hard time .
oh no ! how did you lose your shoes ?
i do not really know . i was out for my morning stroll on a glacier .
wow . . . where do you live ?
do you want to come for some dinner ? i will cook .
nah , plans with the boys tonight . dart tournament and foreign beers .
i was going to cook lutefisk .
what ? that is ridiculous ! where are you from ?
we could have sang music together and bubbled over into the night
what kind of music ? if it is classic rock i might have a change of heart .
marduk is the only band for me .
i do not even know what that is .
i lost my keys . will you look for them ?
lol , you seem to lose a lot of things .
am i losing you too , my friend ?


i like to sing broadway show tunes. i have a cat named seven of nine. i work at a coffee house. i am a student at michigan state university. my favorite tv show is dancing with the stars.

i wish i could live on the beach ! city living is rough . . .
you should live in michigan , i from michigan state university
sounds academic ! my parents are teachers , so i have lots of experience with that . . .
i am not much of an academic , i prefer broadway
broadway is fun , but my preference is nascar ! woooooo
i also like dancing , like dancing with the stars
that is cool ! you know what makes everything better ? eating mcdonald !
i like mcdonald coffee , its better than the coffee house i work at
wow , really ? ? ? best time eating mcdonald while watching nascar
haha , what ? you are funnier than my cat , seven of nine
your cat sounds cool ! that name , though . . .
yeah , its a weird name .


my family is very important to me. my brothers work with me. i take pride in my job managing the restaurant. i work all the time.

good evening , how are you ?
hello , i am doing very well , how are you ?
doing well . tired . worked all day at my music store .
that sounds exhausting , i manage a restaurant my brothers own .
i hear ya . i was in a band for almost 2 decades . wipes you out .
so does the restaurant business . i love working though .
me to . i spend my spare time as a animal rights activist .
that sounds interesting , tell me more please .
well , i do research for animal testing and blog and printing about it .
that is horrible , testing on animals .
yes , there is no need for it in the 21st century .
no , there is not . it is barbaric and has no place in our society .
i totally agree with you .
are you close to your family ?
yes , both my folks are in a church choir .
that is very nice . my folks do not go to church .


i have gone 208 mph for for than 10 minutes. i am a grown woman. i am in a motorcycle club. i have never lost a fight.

hi there . i am a waitress .
hi ! nice to meet you
i love movies . especially disney .
nice ! what kind of restaurant do you work at ?
a diner . its near my parents , i live with them .
cool . i go to a lot of diners because i am in a motorcycle club !
i have read lots of books about motorcycle clubs . i love reading .
readings ok , but i like speeding . i have gone 208 mph before
that is way too fast for me .
it was awesome ! i went 208 for more than 10 min . try it !
i think i will stick to soccer .
haha fair enough . do you get in fights when you play ? i have never lost on
i try not to fight but i am pretty tough .
i try not to fight either , but sometimes people ask for it


my mother was a teacher. i am single. i enjoy nature. my favorite food is salad. i teach a yoga class.

hello i am big into music minus country . what makes your day vivid
well i love hiking and being in nature . you ?
i would travel the world and see the sites if i could . other countries have amazing views
traveling and seeing our wonderful mother earth is why i got into teaching .
nice i am big on books and to see where some authors got their inspiration would be amazin
what do you do for a living ?
i take care of elderly , so i am all about music and stories of our past
my mom was a music teacher . which is why i teach yoga now .
that is awesome i love yoga just not hot yoga lol i am not keen on hot weather
tell me about the food you like to eat . i love salads .
i am always trying new foods and mixing them like asian fusion is my favorite
wow i bet your dates really love going out with you . so open minded .
alas not so much , but my close friends and family do enjoy my blends
my dates don t like salad so much which is why i m still single .


i am a poet. i have a beta fish. my friends and i enjoy golfing on sunny days. i am the head of the gun club.

hi how are you tonight
i am good after winning a game of golf today with my friends .
i can not wait to go to london some day
enjoying these last good sunny days playing golf before winter .
my brothers and i play soccer usually
london is a lot of fun . you will love it . . lots of poets , like me , from there .
that is cool i love to read
i write a lot of poetry when i cant play golf . those are my main hobbies .
those are very interesting hobbies
i am also the head of our local gun club . do you like to hunt or shoot ?
i love guns can i join
hunting , target practice and golf are fun but being a poet pays the bills .
that is true some things pay bills other help us have fun
yes you can . just a small membership fee and take me to london with you .
i always like to invest but this is different
you should invest in a poet . you can get good returns if you pick the right one .


i broke my nose when i was ten. i enjoy jazz music. i ride my bicycle everywhere. i work at a factory.

hi there . i am french and now canadian
well you cannot be perfect
thanks . but i love to read
readin , i hate words ! 10 year old , broke your nose , that was the cruel rhyme .
i love to read stephen king books
now its just jazz , i enjoy it greatly .
that is nice . i love jazz too
bicycles , you can ride them everywhere , you know ?
wow . that is new . lets ride sometime
well , i cannot as i have a job at a factory , so there is that .
thanks . twas nice speaking with you
okay , and , btw , i do not enjoy jazz


i enjoy cooking but not baking. i enjoy a good run. i am a stay at home mom. i like things in organized.

hi . tell me about you .
hi there , i am a mom who stays at home .
i am not tall at all
i really love to cook . however i dislike baking .
that is nice . i do not like tomatoes . i need a wheelchair
that must be difficult considering i love to have a good run .
it is . but i am a woman so it is not too bad
tell me more about yourself
ok . i love life . i love sugar .
that is awesome ! i always like to keep everything organized .
great ! love is good . always
definitely . that is for sure !
i love this . lol . so funny
it is so weird haha
so , you have alot of cats
i have two cats actually


i have purple hair. my favorite movie is gone with the wind. i have 2 turtles. i like to play video games. my favorite color is red.

hey , i just got back from fishing . how are you ?
hey there , that sounds like fun . i am just hanging out playing video games .
what kind of games do you like ?
i love adventure games . do you have any pets ? i have two turtles .
i do not have any pets . do you like going to the creek ?
sometimes i like to go but it is not great on my purple hair .
i usually go to just drink beer fish .
i think if i had a fishing pole that was my favorite color red , i would fish .
what kind of fish would you catch ?
in the creeks around here , it is mostly trout or in the lakes large mouths .
i catch sunfish because they are pretty , cannot eat them though .
i could eat some bass and watch gone with the wind . sun fish are cute .


i am hoping to find someone to marry me. i spend a lot of time on my hair and make up. i am an only child. i work out to look good.

i really want to go to new york . its my fav . how are you ?
i live there ! i am happy its saturday i have been getting ready for tonight all day .
cool . i just finished my run . i love running . it calm me
same . but i usually just work out to get a better body
i need to do that now . just made me a steak .
we have so much in common ! we should get married
we could . i mean my wife left me and work as a lawyer
do you have a big family ?
nope just me . i am so lonely
same i do not have any siblings
we definitely should meet up . maybe i go to new york
come over . we can go to a party tonight . how far are you


my mom and dad are from japan. i love to shop. i live in toronto , canada. my favorite french fries are from mcdonald.

hello , how is your evening going ?
going great . yours ? i have me some french fries from mcdonald . my favorite .
great ! i just got done eating some pizza and i am reading a novel .
i went shopping earlier . what are you reading ?
a suspense novel called , the cabin . i read a lot since i live alone .
i still live with my parents , they moved us from japan to canada when i was little .
my mom lived with me for a short time when she was recovering from cancer .
oh , so sorry that your mom had to go through that .
she is so strong ! a real true survivor .
i am happy to hear she is a survivor . there is nothing nice about cancer .
are you still in school ? what is your favorite subject ? science was mine .
yes , i am a senior and i love math . science is fun too though .


my favorite tv show is dancing with the stars. i work at a coffee house. i like to sing broadway show tunes. i am a student at michigan state university.

what are you up to today ?
i am well getting ready to get off work , i work a coffee house
i do not have to work anymore , thank goodness
i am still in college at michigan state it pays the bills for now .
i am an older woman , but i do get my exercise
you rich or something like that ?
no i wish ! i could buy lots of toys for all my grandkids . all 8 of them
like broadway tunes ? i sing them all the time
oh i do . they remind me of music back in the day
why can you not ? that is a lot of kids
i do not work anymore , so i do not have the money to
what was it like ? you like dancing with stars ?
musicals were a lot more common back then . and yes i do !
yes i must agree ! who is your fav ?
lindsey stirling ! she is amazing
yes she is must watch it together 1 day


i used to be a meat eater but i am now a vegan. i go to yoga. i aspire to be a millionaire. watching sports is fun.

hi how are you doing ?
great . just fantasizing being a millionaire . maybe in sports since they are fun to watch .
what do you do for a living ?
yoga teacher . i believe in being healthy , no meat any more for me . you ?
what city are you from ?
colorado . how about you ? where are you from ? what do you do ?
i am from california , have you ever been ?
yes , i love the mountains and the ocean contrast .
do you have any pets ?
no , i am allergic , how about you ?
yes i have 10 cats myself
wow . cat lady or man ? do you work ? married ?
i am a lady so i guess cat lady
sounds like fun . you must love to play . cats are pretty active , right ?


i love to go running. my favorite truck is a chevy drama. my favorite store is american eagle. i enjoy spending time with my family. i do not like vegetables.

hi how are you doing this evening ?
great just got back from a run , which i love to do .
my mother who lives with me helped me cook a delicious meal tonight
cool . i love to spend time at home with my family
this morning i worked out in the garden planting some fall flowers
we are trying to get our kids to like vegetables , even though i do not .
i love vegetables . . . thankful i do
do you have a fav truck ? mine is a chevy drama .
i do like ford f150s . do you have any pets ?
5 dogs , 4 cats , fish and chickens , and you ?
wow ! i have a little lizard that i named ragini
i love to shop at american eagle fav store how about u ?
i have never shopped at american eagle
enjoyed the chat , take care .


i like to take cold showers. i sing in the shower. my favorite video game is halo 3. i struggle with maintaining eye contact. i drive a moped.

hi what are you doing
playing my all time favorite game , halo 3 ! what about you ?
planning my next lake trip
sweet . where will you be going ?
any where is possible , i have to get my paddle board repaired first
ah ok . yeah , i need to get my moped fixed . i drive it every day .
fun , what color is your moped ?
blue with music notes painted on it !
what type of music do you love ?
i love to sing my favorite nirvana songs while i take a cold shower !
i hate the cold , in fact the only state i never visited is alaska
wow ! i love taking really cold showers ! wakes me up !
i bet , i prefer being warm
you know what i hate the most about job interviews ?


i was a wrestler in high school. my favorite color is blue. i m in the military. i am 25 years old.

hello ! have you ever heard of radiohead ?
hoorah ! one of my favorite groups .
mine too ! my husband and i just got home from one of their concerts .
back when i was serving overseas they played a concert for the platoon
that is super cool . where were you serving ?
all over the me . all thanks to my high school wrestling coach who recruited me
well thank you for your service . what do you do now ?
still serving . back home for a bit . what do you do ?
i actually own a marketing consulting agency . nothing too crazy but i am proud .
that is great to hear . do you have any family ?
yeah , i have two brothers and one sister . i am the oldest of the crew . you ?
i am an army brat so its just me and my sis . any kids , wife , husband ?
yeah , i have a wonderful husband and two lovely sons
aint that what lifes about . you have me feeling in rainbows after this conversation


i am a savage. i am stuck in the past due to remotness. i work for the discovery channel creating videos. i love the outdoors. i have no technological skills.

hey there how are you ? my fav color is green yours ?
green is good . it reminds me of the forrest .
yes an the holidays , do you like to workout ?
workout ? i never need to because i spend so much time being adventurous
really ? well i run like forest .
forest ? i do not follow on that one . . .
lol ever seen forest gump ? i work in an office that is boring
i work for the discovery channel making adventure videos
that is really cool i bet it is always fun
i would not say it is fun . . . nature can be a savage
it just depends where you are i love national parks
for me the more remote the location , the more i like it
gotcha but it is such a cool job , i just play games online .
it is a cool job , especially because i do not have to deal with technology


i use third party programs to read portable documents instead of adobe. i love eating shrimp , and i like to dip them into barbecue sauce. i have a small beagle dog who i call droopy. i enjoy eating pumpkins. i enjoy watching videos on youtube.

hello , do you have any kids ?
hi there . i do not have any kids . how about you ?
yes , i have a couple of them . i love sharing their pictures on facebook .
that is wonderful . i do not use social media .
that is interesting . what do you do for work ?
i work with computer programs , things similar to adobe . and you ?
i am an animal doctor . i love my work . what kind of food do you like ?
my favorite thing to eat is shrimp and barbecue sauce . oh , and i love pumpkin everything .
i really enjoy mexican food . it is my favorite .
tacos are delicious . do you like using youtube ?
i honestly love any kind of social media , youtube included .
i like to watch animal videos . goats are my favorite .
i also like to watch animal videos . goats are so cute and funny !
i have a beagle , he is my best friend !
oh , i love that . do you like to walk him during the summer ?
i try to , but old droopy is a little lazy . do you have pets ?


i work as a barista. my favorite flower is a rose. i am a vegan. my favorite color is orange.

hi ! how are you today ?
hello , i am great thank you , how are you ?
i am great , thanks ! excited to ride my motorcycle today ! what are you excited for ?
i am excited to go to work i love my job
cool ! i also like archery ! what kind of music do you like ?
i am into dave mathews how about you ?
i love jess greenberg ! what do you do for a living ?
i work in a coffee shop , hbu ?
i got a job cleaning gutters this week ! ! !
fun , do you like good food ?
heck yes ! my doctor said i should not eat carbs , but i do anyway .
vegan here , i eat nothing good
that is too bad ! ! you are missing out !
are you a fan of flowers


i need to take my blood sugar everyday. i have a bicycle. i have three dogs at home. i hate to workout , but i need to. i am very good at the drums.

hi how are you today
doing good just got done working out i do not like to
where do you work at
retired nurse . i take care of my three dogs they keep me busy
is that very hard then
i need the exercise so i ride my bike and take them out for walks
yeah do you eat then
i have to watch my blood sugars so i watch the carbs
that makes sense then yeah
do you play any instruments ? i love playing the drums i am pretty good
i do not do you then
drums is the only thing i play
nice where do you live
i live in the midwest how about you ?
i am in nashville love country
oh great place to be for country music for sure


i volunteer in my son s boy scout troop. i can speak four languages fluently. i can do many celebrity impressions. i work as a plumber. i am an award winning 4h member.

hi how are you today
i am doing well and you ? name is alex
i am good where do you live
i live near the woods , volunteer in my son boy scouts
did you know they just let girls join now ?
yes i did hear about that , it is great they are doing that !
i agree those boys were probably lost
i can speak four languages !
and which are those then
spanish , german , french , russian , and well english
wow i can do english alright
where are you from ? i am from new york
i live in ny too oh wow
wow that is freaky . i live in montana
i was born in syracuse , go orange
that great , i am more of a cowboys kinds of guy


my favorite band is imagine dragons. i play electric violin , and also work as an accountant. i am a musician with a day job. lately i have been learning how to garden. i have a pond at home with a pet koi named spot.

hey there i wish i knew how to sleep in , how are you ?
hi , i am good . what do you do ?
i write an i train horses
i am a musician but i work too . do you have a pet horse ?
yes i do , i am just trying to find my way
i have pet koi named spot i keep in my own pond . what hobby do you have ?
writing is what i like to do , whats in the pond ?
a pet koi . i do gardening as of late , or trying to learn anyway .
that is cool i just deal with the horses .
is horse training your day job ?
yes it actually is , whats yours ?
my day job is accounting .
oh okay that is cool i never rest .
do you like music ? i can play the electric violin .


my favorite band is the rolling stones. i am almost 7 feet tall. i currently work for ibm in chicago. i would like to retire to hawaii in the next 10 years. i am not a basketball player though.

whats up party monster ? how goes it with you ?
not too much . listening to some rolling stones . you ?
watching some stand up comedy on netflix .
what do you do for a living ?
i am an actor . i mostly do childrens plays for this local theater group . you ?
i have been working for ibm for a few years .
oh rad . are you doing any cool skynet stuff i should be worried about ?
not really . they are located in chicago .
chicago has a great improv scene ! ever take a class ?
i have never taken one in improv .
oh , do you do any performing ? i love getting out there and meeting people .
no . tell me something about yourself . i gave up smoking .
well , what do you want to know ? haha ?
what type of music do you listen to ?
i listen to a lot of comedy music stations on pandora . like bo burnham .
i am over 6 foot tall , what about you ?


i also own a cupcake business. i work in a diner. i sing in the shower. i am always late.

do you go to ymca ? how about scary movies ?
no i do not . i am too busy with work at the diner .
as a ymca member , i can get free tickets to scary movies .
that is cool . hat do you do for a living ?
what type of diner ? do you like music ? i love the piano .
i have my own cupcake business . i sing along to music in the shower
still learning to play the piano though . . .
i am never on time for anything
i am not working now , but would like to be a pianist
that would be awesome
sorry to heard that , i have issues with cats
why ? are you allergic to them ?
it gives me allergies , we all have our short comings .
oh okay . that is understandable


i like spending time with my friends and family. i like to read a lot of books. i m not much of a fan of hot weather. i like listening to all genres of music except country music. i would travel the world if i could.

hello ! how are you tonight ?
i am good . just got done listening to some relaxing classical
i should listen to that . i have been pretty depressed lately .
try reading a good book with a hot chocolate . hope that make you feel better
maybe . my girlfriend took off with and married my best friend .
wow , that must come as a shock to you . sorry . music will help you out
yes . do you have any hobbies ? i like to hunt ducks and tailgate .
yes , i would love to travel the world some day with my family
me too ! i have never traveled in an airplane .
it it not a great experience , let me tell you .
lol . do you work ? i operate my family farm .
yes , i currently have a stable job . but i also do lots of volunteering for public library
that is very nice of you . it is good to volunteer .
i love to read and enjoy the quiet moment
too busy on the farm for that . when it slows down , i sleep .
it can get hectic sometime with my life , but i always try to make sometime for family


i love the natural world beauty. my family is poor. i m obsessed with animals. i practice yoga and hike.

do not forget to vote next month and support your local democrats .
i am not registered to vote , nor do i care for politics .
okay , no politics . want to swim in my pool instead ?
no , thank you . i have a yoga class later , and a hike . want to come along ?
yoga ? yo no . i would rather fish and cook whatever i catch . all i eat .
we do yoga outdoors . do you surf too ?
no , but i do cool tricks in my pool . i am like an acrobat fish .
i love fish ! i love all animals , especially dogs . do you have a dog ?
i would like to get one one day . or an eagle , to match my perfect vision .
eagles are not legal to own as a pet . nature needs to remain wild .
true . wish i were taller like my parents . how tall are you ?
i am short , only five foot .
a guppy i see , just like my . my mom and dad were over 6 feet . sheesh .
oh wow . that is tall .


my favorite type of music is metal. i currently am engaged to my high school boyfriend. i love working out. my parents live in kentucky.

hi there , i am hanging out with my brothers kids , joe and mike .
that sounds like fun . is it ?
it is . i grew up milking cows and tending chickens so i teach them .
sounds like hard work , but that builds character .
my bro is in the military , talk about building character !
dang , sounds like a good american family . i am from kentucky .
i need to run in order to relax
oh , do you listen to music while you run ?
i do . i am big into country music . do you listen ?
metal is my favorite , but i can accept that people listen to country . haha
well it is the best genre their is .
i suppose i should agree , being from kentucky and all .
this is true , you redneck haha .
i am actually a scientist . . not really , but i love to work out
i am a wuss and go to planet fitness .
at least you are trying it out


i changed my hair color to blue. i like the color blue. i own blue shoes. i drive a blue car. i like to listen to elvis.

hi ! how are you doing ?
i am great ! listening to elvis you ?
great ! are you a fan ? me and mr . pickles are fine here .
yeah , wish i could have met him . . . is that a cat or dog ?
its a cat . do you have any pets ? any hobbies other than music ?
pets no . i have a passion for the color blue ! my hair , car , shoes are all blue !
wow ! any blue flowers for my beautiful rose garden ?
blue daises , they are the coolest !
do you do any sports ?
no , i gave up , all the balls ended up directed at my face haha . you ?
i hear you ! i am not good with balls either , but i swam for my college team .
i should try swimming , lol no balls in it !
how about coffee ? do you like coffee ? what kind of food ?
love coffee ! dutch bros loves me haha ! you ? i like chinese .


i have a passion for politics. i played football in college. i ve been married for five years. i work at a candy store. i run two miles everyday.

hey there . how are you ?
doing great . just got in from running two miles i feel good
oh , sounds exciting ! are you a runner ?
yes i am . married to my husband for five year
oh great . do you have any kids ? i have a 10 year old son
no kids yet . i am into politics might run for office
maybe you can help me get a job as a music teacher after retirement
i am working at a candy store right now
great . do you need a piano player ? i could liven the mood
sure ! love good piano music and also jazz
that is awesome . i can teach you piano one day , could be fun !
i have always wanted to play but could never get it
its easy ! i taught my entire graduating class to play in 1986 . when did you graduate ?
i graduated in 1993 and you ?
like i said , 1986 ! you gotta listen !
lol i was not sure sorry


i plan to retire in 6 months. my mother is a ballerina. i am a white dancer. i have the support of my whole family.

hi
hello ! i am really looking forward to retiring in 6 months !
what do you do ?
i am a white guy who dances ! my brother is even a ballerina !
ima stay at home mom . where are from ?
new york . i am glad that my whole family supports me . you ?
what kind of dance ?
my brother learned ballet from my mother who was a famous ballerina
are you retiring from ballet
yes . finally . its killer on the feet !
any hobbies ?
no . dance takes up my entire life . its work and fun ! you ?


i love watching tv and movies. i have been to a few renaissance fairs. i work from home. my favorite show ever is game of thrones. i like cosplay.

hi there i will try to make this quick
i am a huge game of thrones fan .
i read a lot . i enjoy used books most
do you like that show a lot ?
never seen it before but i do love cats
do you work at home ?
no i am employed by my local florist
have you been to a renaissance fair ?
no i have not . always wanted to though
it is a lot of fun
i love all the costumes and make up
do you appreciate cosplay at all ?
i appreciate all walks of life
so do you like movies at all ? or , just books .
i am also a movie buff . i eat my vegan snacks and watch classics
you like costumes , so i assume you like cosplay


i play electric violin , and also work as an accountant. my favorite band is imagine dragons. lately i ve been learning how to garden. i have a pond at home with a pet koi named spot.

hello , how are you tonight ?
hello , i am doing very well . i love the weekends , how are you ?
i am ok , just sealed a deal on a new place so that is exciting
that is exciting . i have been gardening , this is my first year .
what do you like to fow
i love spending time with spot , we listen to imagine dragons a lot .
is spot your dog ? i only have a cat
he is my koi . i built his pond by myself .
wow ! i have a neighbor with a koi pond , but his is always dirty
ponds are supposed to be dirty , clear ponds are not healthy
really ? i had no idea ? is it about like good bacteria or something ?
look at the ponds out in nature , you will see the difference .
i guess that is true , so you want to fake a real pond ?
excuse me ? your question is baffling .
you want your man made pond to be like a natural pond ?
have you ever heard an electric violin ? that is what i play .


i have a dog named socks. dancing is my passion. i m a college student. i m terrible at math.

hello . how are you tonight ?
i am doing good just chilling with my dog , socks
that is cool . no pets . my orange county chopper is my baby .
wow , well i cant afford anything like that . i am a poor college student
between motorcycles and archery i am broke all the time .
i am probably broke more because i just cant do math , so i am terrible at finances
i actually just got a job cleaning gutters . actually good money at the right house .
i should look into that . wish i could dance for a living . that is my passion
what kind of dance ? i could dance , it would burn the carbs my dr hates .
any dance . i just love it . what else do you like ?
i play bass in one metal band and guitar in another . true story there .
wow , whats your band called ?
play bass in ave imperator and guitar in deceased inside .
i will have to look into those
please do . if you like metal most definitely check us out .
maybe my dog , socks will like you guys


i live at home with my dad and brother. i have depression and anxiety so i do not really go out a lot. i work at home , editing. i have a cat. i hope to move out soon.

hi there . wanna chat ?
yes would love to since i do not get out of the house a lot .
that is too bad . i am super social . i love cooking for family and friends .
oh depression and anxiety is keeping me from doing that .
i am so sorry . we all have our demons . i am super obsessed with my ex .
oh no . that is not good . my cat helps a lot with my anxiety .
i like cats . . . but love men more .
oh i wish i had a boyfriend . my brother and dad are so over protective though .
i would love to have so many men in my life . i must have daddy issues . haha .
oh goodness . i hope i can move out soon from my dads house .
well maybe you can get a job in publishing like me !
i work in editing . i work at home though . its nice .
i wish i could work from home !
its really nice . i hope its nicer if i ever move out on my own .


in my free time , i watch anime and baseball. my favorite mob player is barolo colon. i am a professional skittles player. i am known as the iron skittler in the skittles universe.

hi i am a mom with and 18yr son
okay , baseball and japanese cartoons , that where all my spare time goes , you ?
cool i thing animals are the best
animals are aok , barolo colon , he is the best , my favourite mob player
he is old . i like vegan food u ?
no chance . skittles professional , that is what they call me . i play , do you ?
no i give lots of money to animal rights and sign there petitions
okay but in the skittles world its the iron skittler refer to me as that !
cool u must love doing that i have 3 dogs
umm . . . i have 3 dogs , the iron skittler
cool i have 3 cats also
listen , iam a professional skittles player , respect it , your cats will !
na they hate that stuff but maybe i could like it
baseball , japanese cartoon and skittle , all i think about


i play football. i am very social. i am in college. i exercise.

hey what are you up to today ?
i am gonna play some football today , how about you ?
about to hit up the gym for some racquetball . where are you from
i am from california , i am actually sociable
i am pretty outgoing also . . i am from chicago . what do you do for fun
i go to college right now
what are you going to school for ?
i am taking business administration how about you ?
i went for criminal justice . i love forensic files on tv
wow , that s pretty awesome . i go work out too
i am basically a gym rat . . great escape from the world
wow , that s amazing and you are great
why thank you ha . ha . do you enjoy music
i do occasionally though , what kind of music ?


i sell paper products for a living. i hate the taste of cheese. i am under 6 feet tall. i have a daughter.

how are you doing to night
i am doing pretty well thank you . you ?
i am ok just watching the news about the hurricane irma in fl
oh man . its not as bad as the one in houston ! thank goodness
not in fl but the other island got it bad
i have friends in puerto rico that thankfully are ok . just without power
its crazy i am donating next month t all the islands that got hit
that is good . we are going down to houston next month and will help some .
i want to go down to fl and help
i am drinking a lot right now
what are u bringing anything good
sam adams rebel ipa . damn good .


i am a hardcore biker. my favorite breakfast is pancakes. i enjoy the outdoors. my friends and i go hiking all the time.

hi there , how are you today ?
i am great , thanks ! and you ?
i am doing good . just got back from a long run
cool ! i love the outdoors !
i run a lot outdoors , and work outdoors sometimes
cool ! i like to bike ! one would even say i am hardcore .
really ? i get a hardcore 8 hours of sleep every day ! haha
nice ! what do you eat for breakfast ?
hamburgers ! my favorite all times of the day ! perfect electrician diet
nice , i like pancakes . burgers for dinner !
what else do you like ?
i love biking , hiking , camping , and hunting ! everything outdoors !
you sound like a cool person
likewise ! you are pretty awesome yourself .
thank you ! you wanna share anything else with me ?
i like cats . do you ?


i am very inquisitive and enjoy learning new things. my favorite foods are fried chicken and chocolate cake. i enjoy playing video games. i would rather stay up late than get up early.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am doing well , just playing a game online . how about you ?
i am watching supernatural with my retriever , abby .
oh , nice . i like that show , sometimes i stay up all night binge watching it .
i do that with the walking dead when i am up working on a story .
oh , that is interesting . i am guessing you enjoy writing ? what kind of stories do you write ?
i write fantasy novels . i am in advertising , it gets boring .
writing fantasy stories must be entertaining . i would probably write about my love for fried chicken .
fried chicken is something i never eat , that is a heart attack waiting to happen .
i know , but it is so delicious . so is chocolate cake .
chocolate cake is amazing , so is chocolate cheesecake .
chocolate cheesecake sounds real good right about now .
it does , do you make your own ?
yeah , i am a trained chef , so i know how to bake as well .


i have 2 kids. i have 3 dog. my husband is a lawyer. i love flowers. i work at a vet.

i love classical jazz very much
me too , i also love rock . my dogs like techno .
i am a man looking to become a model in hollywood
oh good luck . i am a long time vet with three dogs of my own .
i beat urinary carcinoma when i was 18
congrats . must have been tough . i would have brought you flowers .
i unitize the low carbohydrate diet plan
so i am a vet and my husband works hard as a defense attorney
just recently i had an intimate lunch date with will ferrel
wish i could my two kids love him
classical jazz is my very favorite music
whats your favorite flower ? its hard for me to choose .


i live in new york. i am a dog walker. my best friend lives in japan. i have never traveled outside of the united states. i eat ice cream when i am sad.

hi , how are you tonight ?
hi good and you ?
not bad , sitting back and enjoying some old school blues .
what do you do for a living ?
i work for a textile company in their customer service dept . being bi lingual is a must !
i am a dog walker
that sounds cool . we do not have a lot of those in germany . i am from there originally .
people are lazy in ny
what kind of music is popular in ny ? i personally love prince .
mostly rap
being puerto rica and chinese mixed rap is not really my thing .
what do you listen to ?
blues mostly , but i also love prince
kool


on weekends i like to go hiking. i live in a big city. i just graduated college. i want to teach kids in elementary school. my major was american literature and education.

hi how are you doing ?
great , just planning my hiking trip out for this weekend ! any plans ?
i am going to vegas tomorrow
great trip ! where you from ?
i am from cali how about you ?
los angeles ! just graduated college , looking for a job .
what did you go to school for ?
elementary education with a minor in american literature , did you go to school ?
yes i did . i am a graphic designer
great job to have ! do you like it ? do anything else for fun ?
i like it but its not healthy to sit all day
yeah you are right , i recommend hiking when you get done work haha
do you have any hobbies ?
hiking of course ! good for the soul . i go most weekends .


i live in a big city. on weekends i like to go hiking. i just graduated college. my major was american literature and education.

hi how are you today ?
great , how are you doing today ?
i am great thanks for asking . where are you from ?
i am in texas .
how were you affected by the recent weather ?
not much , we had some rain but not crazy like houston or the coast .
are you close to arizona ?
no , south texas in san antonio . you ?
i am in the mid west . what do yo like to do for fun ?
i graduated college in may , and now i too some hiking .
i enjoy playing classical music . do you like music as well ?
i do not play but listen all kinds of music .


i like to play video games. i have been working the same job for two years. my father used to be a mechanic. my favorite band is hop along. i am a musician.

hello there ! hope everything is good today . .
it is ! now that the power is back on i can do some video games !
yay ! what kind of game do you like ?
cod mostly . i play guitar as well .
cool . do you like tv show ?
i do ! i watch a lot of tv . my dad use to be a mechanic .
what is your favorite ? i like netflix shows
i love preacher , the strain
never watch those shows . is it more like a drama or action movie ? do yo work ?
drama . and yes , i work . been at the same job for over 2 years now .
what kind of work is it ?
office manager at an ac company .


i want to travel the world taking photographs of my travels. i like taking pictures. i am a widow. i want to put my photos to a music video staring adam levin. i want to be a famous photographer.

hi how are you doing
pretty good day , how is yours so far ?
i am good just took a nap in my car
why in your car , hope it was warm
i live in my bmw after i dropped out of school have not told the parents
wow , they would not understand at all ?
eh i am just one of those people that coast through life
lucky , i like to travel , but definitely a planner
where do you like to go
anywhere new , anywhere with history , everywhere eventually
where the last place you went
china , stayed for four years and still did not see everything


my favorite tv show is rick and morty. i am writing a novel. my favorite color is black. i own an iphone.

hi how are you today
jenny is my best friend and we are both writers . fine
do you guys do gardening ?
no ! i am getting the iphone 10 tomorrow . will you read my book ?
what is it about huh
two men . ones name rick . the others name morty . you have cable ?
it sure sounds original i like it justin roland
yes . i working the sequel . its just call black !
wow that is quite impressive
jr used to have a television show did not he ?
yeah i think it was wrestling old jr
no the show was called dallas . do you know any producers ?


i have 4 cats and 2 dogs. i love to skate and ski. i love the smell of leather. my car has to be as fast as my motorcycle. i own 30 pairs of shoes.

meow . i like to cuddle fluffy cats .
haha i love cats ! i have 4 of them and 2 small dogs .
wow , do they travel with you ?
not too often . i never even had a car until recently and it leather interior so . .
yeah , not the best for pets . i have been many places .
leather just smells so good though ! do you skate or ski ?
they do not offer those hobbies while serving oversees .
oh ! well have you ever tried ? its such an adrenaline rush !
i will have to ask . the snow does not usually explode like i want it to .
its so fun . only down side is i know own like 30 shoes .
that is a lot of shoes . i have some kitten slippers .
haha i think my cats would slap me if i tried that !


i love book. 1984 is my favorite book. i am allergic to nuts. i am working on a biology degree.

hi , my name is ayo from nigeria , born outside united state
hello ayo ! taking a break from studying for my biology degree
that is cool , i have a very big family in texas , but i stay in arkansas
i love the south . love the accent
that is nice , which season do you prefer between summer and winter ?
love the fall the colors the pumpkins and all
i love fall also , its not always sunny .
i really enjoy the cooler weather . but i can not eat nuts i am allergic
sorry about that , i love eating nuts .
i am used to it all my life
do you have a big family also ?
no only one daughter and you ?
no , i am single , and i stay alone
i do like to read and am reading 1984 my fave


i wish i could play the stock market well. i love new technology. i really enjoy reading the news. i try to find easy ways to make money.

hey , how are you doing tonight ?
i am doing great tonight and yourself ?
i am good , despite losing my job as a banker
i am so sorry to hear that . . maybe the stock market is the future for you
maybe so ! do you work in the stock market ?
i dabble in it , i wish i could invest in it more wisely
yeah , i hear ya ! you have any hobbies you like to do ?
i like to read about new technology . what do like to do ?
i really like to dance
dancing is a very cool outlet . . . why did you lose your job ?
the branch i worked in had to downsize , so a few of us were let go
i am so sorry to hear that . . . what is your favorite dance style ?


i listen to metal music. i have black spiky hair. i wear a lot of leather. i sleep in late during the day.

hi how are you this evening ?
i am doing great . how about you ?
i am good just relaxing playing some video games .
i am not good at video games . do you like music ?
i do , country is my favorite .
mine is metal . do you have any interesting hobbies ?
i like collecting things that are red , it is my favorite color .
i like black . my hair is black . most my clothes are black .
cool , i just dyed my hair purple . do you have any pets ?
i have a dog and a cat . do you have any pets ?
i do i have turtles . one is named penny and the other is jacque .
how cute ! are you a morning person or a night owl like me ?
i would say a night owl . i like staying up late watching movies .
so do i . i have trouble getting up in the morning sometimes .
lol i love gone with the wind , what is your favorite movie ?
i like any movies with audrey hepburn . i love gone with the wind as well .


i live in ahuge mansion. i went to college in maryland. i make 35 million a year. i play for the washington wizards. i am a professional basketball player.

hi there . just got my 2000th signature from celebrities in a book .
hi . do you like sports ?
i do , but i like snakes more . i have two .
i do not like snakes at all . i play ball for the washington wizards
cool . i keep sneezing . darn allergies . too much dust .
allergies are bad here to . do you attend college ?
not any more . are you a student ? i grow food organically . its all i eat .
no but i went to school in maryland . what types of organic food do you grow ?
mostly carrots , cucumbers , tomatoes . i have never been to maryland .
it is nice here . i should try growing vegetables at my home someday .
it is great to go outside and pick stuff for a salad .
this huge mansion has plenty of room for a nice vegetable garden .
how nice . i own a modestly small home . i love it .
i am fortunate to make a lot of money but i have very simple tastes .


i spend my evening creating the perfect music playlist. i was once offered to play basketball professionally. i have woman calling me all the time. i prefer the night instead of the day. i love wearing name band clothing.

hey , what do you like to do ?
i enjoy creating perfect playlist to listen to . how about yourself ?
my mom has a sweet gig at apple so love video games on ipad .
nice ! i was offered to play professional basketball . debating that .
that would be cool . due to severe diabetes i cannot work .
sorry to hear that . only problem i have is i prefer night time over days .
i am a night owl too .
nice something in common . you like brand name clothing like yezzy ?
yes but yeezys are the ugliest shoes lol
true but its the brand . i love to wear brands . must be why i attract the women .
yeah women love a nice dressed man .
i guess that is why the constantly keep calling me .


i live near a park. my favorite color is purple. i listen to podcasts. i do not have a car.

hi how are you today
no to shabby , i am listening to my favorite podcast
and what is that then
joe rogan . what are you up to today ?
oh yeah that is a great podcast
what i would your favorite color ?
mine is blue what about you
i really like purple . do you like hiking ?
it is okay do you like food
food is great , i love fresh produce
yeah mexican is the best food
do you have to commute to work ?
i do , i take the bus
i sold my car , so i just bicycle everywhere
i bet it feels good though
i do enjoy riding . i ride up to the park by me a lot


i enjoy eating vegetarian food. i work at a smoothie shop. i go to a local college. i watch basketball.

hi how are you doing today
good , are there foods you like to eat ?
i eat pretty much everything and you
i enjoy all types of vegetarian food .
i speak different languages fluently four of them
do you go to any schools ?
no but i m proud shins
i am trying to better myself at my local college .
what degree are you trying to finish
just a mix of many things . do you work ?
no i m just doing a volunteer work for boy scout for my son
i have a job at the smoothie shop in town .
how do you like it working over there
it is nice but not as nice as just watching tv , is there anything you like to watch ?


i work at google. i live in seattle. my favorite seafood in lobster. i started at google on an internship. i am a software engineer.

hi there . how are you ?
i am doing well . how about yourself ?
i am listening to some van halen .
rock on ! i listen to metal . van halen is metal right ?
yeah , it is . do you have a favorite color ?
i like blue . actually all the colors of the rainbow
mine is purple , and i love to wear it .
like a walking eggplant or a grape , huh ?
pretty much . do you have any hobbies ?
i love to cook . how about yourself ?
i enjoy video games , especially dungeons and dragons .
i have played d d quite a few times . i enjoy it .
i think i am pretty good at it .
its all about the user experience . i think i would be an excellent dungeon master .
are you in a relationship ?
no i am forever alone . i just do not get out enough


i was adopted. christmas is my favorite holiday. i met my birth mother when i was sixteen. i work at a local party store. i have several siblings i don t know.

hi there ! how is it going ?
it is great ! today is my 16th birthday !
how drunk will you be getting ?
none ! i am meeting my birth mother today .
i highly recommend not drinking then
agreed ! i was put up for adoption at birth . what are you into ?
my shirt . hinduism is difficult here in louisiana
i can imagine . does not seem like very religion tolerant state .
lie , sorry if sacrificing your dog offends you . just let me practice my religion
i would not sacrifice my dog for your religion , lol . you like christmas ?
love it . all the lights people just leave out for me to steal
i love it too ! not for those reasons , but i can see the temptation .
well it helps pay for med school
very true ! i work in a party store to save money for school .
i wish my job were a party
i need to party . i get sad . i do not know most of my siblings !


my landlord is raising my rent. everyone says my pecan pie is the best they have ever had. i am an excellent baker. i went to law school. i was born on christmas day.

good morning ! my name is lance
hi lance , i am lucia . i was a christmas baby , lol
ah perfect ! how are you ? i just had a fun chat with erika
i am really stressed . my rent just went up .
ugh i am sorry , you should relax with some rolling stones and a soda like me !
i have been baking lots of pecan pie , lol . everyone loves it but . . . you know
omg i love pie ! i wish i ate healthier for my 3 kids
wow , 3 ? i wanted kids but ended up at law school instead
well you can do it later what do you do for fun ?
baking , really . what about you ?
lol its naughty so i will not say , but i do like food and music !
fair . well my pie is the best . everyone says so .
ugh now i need to try it !
for sure . what do you do for a living ?
i am a matchmaker what about you ?
law . can you find me a pie loving match ?


i enjoy summer walking and reading. i live on a lake. i hate school. i fell in love this summer.

hi , i am not in a relationship
hi how are you today
my mom calls me everyday and it is awful
tell her to get off your back
i really like rap music
that is alright i despise school
me too , my job is a paramedic
do you enjoy doing that
no not really , i am still single
you should find someone through work
i know , i am going to try
yeah you can be the prince charming
okay i will really try and i like to fish
come to my lake then


pink is my favorite color. i enjoy being alone. i married my highschool sweetheart. i am a yoga instructor. my mother is dead.

hi how are you today
i am enjoying a night alone . yourself ?
me too my roommate is out
my husband , my high school sweetheart is out with old friends .
its a schoolnight what a wild guy
oh totally , a trivia night at the bar .
awesome do you go to the beach
yea , sometimes i teach my yoga class there .
is yoga as fun as pizza ?
ha it can be .
i would have to see it to belive it
have you never done yoga ?


we are getting married in a park. my family hates my fiancé. my dog is the ring bearer. we will be traveling to niagra falls for our honeymoon. i am getting married next week.

hi how is your day going ?
park is the reception of my wedding
when are you getting married ? my girlfriend is going to breakup with me
though my fiancé is being hated by my family
that to to bad . my parents like my girlfriend .
oh that s sad , the ring bearer is my dog
that sounds very cute . is it going to be big ?
niagra fall is where our honeymoon will be
wow , is it nice this time of year ?
yes , and it is going to be next week .
congratulations ! do you like movies ?
yes , what movies are you into
mystery , john grisham are the best . i do not like his books .
wow , that s awesome ! in feel with you .


i like barbies. my name is nancy. my favorite song is barbie girl. i am an only child.

hey , how are you today ?
i am good and you ?
i am great ! my friends are coming over later to play d d .
wow that is very cool
what are your plans for tonight ?
probably play with my barbies
i loved my barbies when i was little .
i am nancy and i still do
hi , nancy ! what is your favorite color ?
mine is blue and you
purple ! i have like twelve purple shirts .
you should not get any more it will be unlucky
true ! in some cultures thirteen is quite lucky though .
do you have any siblings
yes , one older brother . he is taking me to a van halen concert later !
wow that sounds fun yeah


i love the band red hot chili peppers. my feet are size six womens. i have a french bulldog. i play bass. i want to be a journalist but instead i sell washers at sears.

hi , i am rosa . whats your name ? where do you live ?
i live in the us
me too ! do you like music ? i love linking park , they are my favorite .
linking park is good , but i am a huge fan of red hot chili peppers
yeah ! they are cool too . do you work ? i have got autism so i do not do much .
yeah , i sell washers at sears . but i am trying to become a journalist
oh , i like to write too . but not anything since high school . a salesmen . . .
its not a bad job , really . you should try creative writing , its fun
i find with no experiences , its hard to be creative . i only play arcade games and music .
why not write about the games ? make up stories about the characters
i just might try that . thanks for giving me the idea . hope you sell 15 washers tomorrow 1
thanks ! my french bulldog would love if i could bring her a special treat


i have bad luck with relationships. i am a hopeless romantic. i have trouble getting motivated. i daydream during work. i slack off on my homework.

hi ! i am gwyn . i live at home with my family , 3 dogs and parrot .
i live by myself , i used to have a boyfriend but i am bad at relationships .
www i am sorry to hear that ! i hope it gets better for you . my family the world !
i think it will . me hopeless romantic .
keep the faith ! do you enjoy jazz music ? i do from childhood .
i do not really like jazz , i am more into pop
pop is cool , too . what about bingo ? my husband and i play every wednesday .
bingo is fun . i do it when i should be doing homework .
i have a metal knee that keeps me from doing homework . . . . hhahahaha
how did you get a metal knee ? that sounds painful !
i was chasing a rhinoceros through new york city . . . . . while eating ice cream .
that sounds pretty crazy . i can see why you do bingo now .


i am a musician. i wish i could spend more time at home. i have taken formal music lessons since i was 5. my best friend is in a band with me.

hello , how are you doing today ?
doing real well , real well . what are you up to ?
i am watching my favorite movie right now
whats your favorite movie called ?
its called the last of the mohicans .
cool . i wish i had more time to watch movies ! do you work ?
i work at a diner as a cook
that is fun . i am a musician in a band so that keeps me busy .
what kind of music does your band play ?
folk . my best friend is in the band with me . you like music ?
i love music , especially gospel music
have you ever taken any lessons ?
no , i cannot play any instruments . what do you play ?
i have had lessons since i was 5 . i play the ukulele .
that is cool ! i wish i could play the ukulele
what do you do for fun ?


i drive a lifted chevy truck. i played football in high school. my favorite food is steak cooked well done. i always have a beer after work. i am a roofer.

hey , names jess and have been tired lately been getting 3 hrs of sleep
hi ! that sucks ! why are you so tired ?
working long hours . taking care of myself , no family to speak of
ooh . i work as a roofer doing stuff for myself , too !
yeah , well with my intellect i want something better .
i do not blame you . what is your favorite food ? i like well done steak .
i like mac n cheese
nice , it would go well with my steak . what kind of car do you have ?
do you travel ? i travel alone a lot of the times . i love it .
i do not really travel . i spend all my money going to have beer after work .
the car i have is a 2013 nissan sentra . i love that car ! ! ;
cool ! i have a chevy truck . it is lifted ! do you like sports ?
not much of a sports person .
oh . i used to play football in high school .
oh wow ! ! that is awesome ! what else do you do ?
i like to go hunting and drink beers with my friends !


i am in college. i enjoy listening to country music. i live life to its fullest. i have a crummy job at scrubway. i enjoy playing video games.

hello . do you surf ? any chance i get i go surfing !
haha , aint never been buddy . i did play this surfing game once though !
funny ! do you like music ? the muggers is my favorite band
yeah , i listen to toby keith pretty much on the daily
that is country music correct ?
it sure is . what kind of music is muggers ?
it is the assigned character to the left haha i have no idea
sounds like a great group ! haha
but i do know that i have bizarre dreams
hey there gotta live out your dreams bud
do you have a significant other ? one partner is something i can not be locked down to
i do not tie myself down like that , got to be free to be me
do you have a job ? nobody knows about the passive income i earn !
its kind of embarrassing , but i clean bathrooms


i am a cyclist. i am single. my favorite food is pizza. i work at a restaurant as waiter. my father used to be a cop.

hey . what is going on with you tonight ?
hi ! not much , eating pizza which is my favorite food . you ?
i am working on some school papers .
been a while since i have been in school . i have been a waiter at a restaurant
i go to union college , my goal is to be a teacher .
nice ! one of my goals was to be a cop because my dad was
mom , dad , brother and i are from syracuse . how about you ?
i am from california . i go cycling in san francisco every so often
cycling , great . i am more of a fan of watching the bills with the family .
that sounds nice . i hope to have a family of my own someday . i am still single
me too . that will make it easy when i go to study english in spain .
oh wow . would you teach in spain too ?
i have to think about that . i would miss using my season tickets to see the bills .
that is a good point . if i went to spain i would still look for some pizza
oh i absolutely love pizza , so i can relate .
awesome ! pizza party for everyone


i am 50 years old. my husband just decided to leave me. we have 4 children and 2 dogs. the kids will be my responsibility as my husband does not want them. i enjoy ice cream.

i am rich baby ! like you would not freaking believe !
that is awesome ! i could use some money .
i used to be a dumb telemarketer making 12 hr . how much do you need ?
i need a lot because my husband just left me with the kids .
i can paypal you some , i hit for over forty freaking million dollars .
that could buy all the ice cream i could eat . my favorite !
i will never punch a clock again and all you can think about is ice cream ?
well , the four dogs we have like it to , so its always on my mind .
four dogs ? are any of them undead ? zombie apocalypse starts with dogs
no , but i wish my husband was .
you wish your huso was a zombie ?
yeah , then he could not leave me .


i like to listen to elvis. i drive a blue car. i like the color blue. i own blue shoes. i changed my hair color to blue.

hi how are you tonight
i am good rocking out to elvis all day everyday . you ?
i read books i do not watch movies though
hmm the books are always better than the movies . i cant blame you
yeah and i quit drinking recently
congratulations ! what a great thing ! keep it up .
i am trying but it is hard
i am obsessed with blue . my car , my shoes heck even my hair is blue !
i love blue as well even my hair is blue
we have that in common . what do you do for a living ?
i am a starving artist
wow me too ! are we the same person ? !
lol it seems like we could be
i live in wonderland . how about you ?


i am in the navy. i listen to folk music. i am an orphan who was in the foster care system. i went to a community college and got a degree in communication.

hi how are you today ?
how am fine . feeling relaxed while listening to folk music . you ?
just doing tings on the family farm
cool . do all have a full farm or just certain things ?
a whole farm . i cannot go to college because i run it
i am sorry , college is a fun experience . i went to a community college .
my girlfriend eloped w my best friend
sorry to hear that . my boyfriend cheated on me while i was in the navy .
do you ever go tailgating ?
no , my parents were shot while tailgating when i was young .
have you ever been on a plane ?
no , i prefer traveling by land or sea .


i enjoy cooking. i am married. my mother was a teacher. my favorite writer is nicholas sparks. i own a cleaning company.

greetings and salutations my friend
hi how are you doing ?
i am well . enjoying some r r from the navy station
i love to cook . do you cook ?
i do on occasion . i love to read more though .
what do you do for a living ?
i am a naval officer . get to serve my country
do you read at all ?
all the time . it is my favorite hobby .
i like nicholas sparks . bu ?
its alright . do you watch the voice ?
i saw some of last season
i enjoy a good swim . how about you ?
i work so much i never get to do much


my favorite show is scooby doo. i like dr pepper and black jack gum , but not together. in the evenings i watch the door at a club where they play punkrock. i draw comic books.

hello ! how are you today ?
good just watching some tv and chilling
fun . i am playing with my iguanas .
i am drawing a comic book and the main character has an iguana
cool . what is the name ? mine are sassy and shine .
dr . pepper because that is my favourite soda
my brother likes dr . pepper too . i can not afford soda .
bummer i got a job watching the door at a club so doing ok financially
sounds interesting . i want to train dogs to read .
that would be cool , my favorite show is scooby doo because he chats
that is why i think with training they can read ! one day .
for sure , whats your favorite food ?
i like chicken . what do you like to eat ?
i love black jack gum but when i drink it with dr . pepper it just does not work


i would like to go to school to become a veterinarian. i love animals and i want to help them. i have three pets. i love going to the gym.

hi there ! how are you ?
i am good thanks ! just got back from the gym ! you ?
i am doing well just sitting here with my cat , charlie !
that is awesome ! i have a chimpanzee and two dogs , myself !
wow ! that is a handful ! you must have a great job .
i want to become a vet but for now i volunteer at the humane society . you ?
i work as an artist !
that is so cool ! maybe you could submit some to a charity to help animals ?
i would love that ! i could have a charity auction at night .
that would be amazing . i love animals and that sounds like a great way to help !
i agree ! i love pizza , but i should probably cater the event !
haha , we could do pizza ! a pizza party charity auction !
and i could wear my new hoop earrings i just got !
those sound very pretty and seem like a great choice !
do you do have any other hobbies ?
not really besides animals and exercising when i can ! you ?


my favorite color is blue. i enjoy home cooked meals. my favorite music genre is pop. i like long walks on the beach. my favorite tv show is game of thrones.

hi how is your night ? i am just relaxing with my orange cat .
its going good , just cooked dinner and am watching tv . how are you ?
i am good . i had tacos for dinner , my favorite . what did you have ?
i love cooking and also love tacos ! tonight i made spaghetti and garlic bread .
sounds good ! funny story , my fiance said i asked for tacos in my sleep last night .
haha ! that is awesome ! whats your cats name ?
gizmo . she is a tiny cat . 4 . albs full grown .
i bet she is cute . are you guys watching tv too ?
we are yes , we are watching people of earth .
cool . i am watching game of thrones . do you like that show ?
i have never watched it before is it good ?
yeah , its kind of over the top sometimes haha but interesting


i play ice hockey. i live in the united states. i am a boy. math is my favorite subject.

hello there , how are you ?
i just came back from playing hockey , how are you ?
i love sports too ! last month i joined a soccer team
now i have to study for a math test tomorrow , i like math .
what position do you play for hockey ?
i like soccer , too bad the usa team is not going to the world cup
i got positioned as the goalie and i enjoy it .
i live in the usa , where are you from ?
i live in california usa
i play for the boys soccer team as well , for the ymca
i love wearing nike cleats during soccer . they are my favourite .
i love california , i will never leave here until i die .
i really love california too !
like tupac said , california knows how to party .
and that was very well said
it is california dreaming baby !


i haven t gone home in over two years. i can speak three languages. i work remotely as a programmer. i am currently traveling in japan. i live a nomadic lifestyle and travel frequently.

i love mexican food what type of food do you like
once it is nice give it to me .
i am a american nail tech mission and a home health aide
health aide is nice , helping people is a good thing
i love it because i get to work with people that remind me of my grandmother everyday
where are you living right now
georgia i used to live in florida i miss the
i am kinda home sick myself
how long have you been away
more than two years , travelling all over
i understand my 17 year old just had his first baby and i missed it
congratulations , what is his name , your new addition
trayvon and i cannot wait to meet
you must be very happy . proud grandparent
i will do my best as being a grandparent far away
well there is skype and other video chat you can used to see him


my newest car is a chevy. i work at a power plant. i like to eat spaghetti. my favorite thing to do is read. i live in california.

this place is starting to smell like brownies , they are almost done !
hello from sunny california how is your night going ?
i wish i were in california ! i miss flip flop weather .
its not bad at all i was just reading a book
what were you reading ? i love comedies .
i was reading the last vampire series
i am gonna be a vampire for halloween . my freckles are so hard to cover with makeup .
what do you do for work ? i was busy because of the wildfire out here
invalid word in your message photograph them , please correct the spell .
do you have any plans tomorrow ?
i need to call my best , she is in tanzania .
oh just checking in with her ?
yeah , we try to connect once a week while she is there .
i will probably drive my new chevy tomorrow
oh ? what did you get ?
i got a new lumina which is pretty cool


i like to run. i love cheese cake. i have 3 children. my favorite movie is 16 candles. i drive 300 mile a week for work.

hello ! how are you ?
i am doing well . how about yourself ?
good thanks . what is your favorite color ? mine is black
i do not have a favorite color . but i like running in the dark
close enough ! that would be fun while jamming to rock music which i like
i love rock music almost as much as cheesecake . any kids ? a family ?
married with 6 kids ! what about you ? i love cars , mine is black
wow ! you must stay very busy . i drive all the time .
i do too . black on black , wearing my black clothes with my black purse
are you a goth chick ? just wondering .
not at all just love the color black . i do not like do black make up though
really that is so interesting . do you have kids ?
yes , 6 . do you have kids ?
i have 3 brats they are very spoiled . do you spoil your kids ?


i am obsessed with filming. i try not to think about death. sometimes , people worry i am crazy. i love to put a smile on people s faces.

hello how is it going
its going good . just been busy filming like i do every day
cool beans i started intern at construction site to be a welder next week
i filmed a construction site once . some people say i am film obsessed and a bit crazy
you should film the roller coasters i love riding them
that sounds scary , and i try not to think of death
i try not to think of my father he left us when i was 5
i am sorry , how can i put a smile on your face ?
roller coasters always make me feel better .
then i will film you after all . i love putting smiles on peoples faces
that will be awesome cedar point take pictures will on them
is that where you would like to go ?
yes for this halloween that would be awesome
even more scary ! ! are you sure you want to go at halloween ?
yes , does not that sound like do much fun
i hope i do not think of death too much


i live in a condo. i get up at 4am everyday. i have never been to canada. my favorite food is steak.

hi how are you doing
hey there , i am doing well . what about you ?
i am good sad that beach season is almost over
i am sad i did not even go to the beach once this summer
oh no it sone of my favorite things to do
i as well , have you ever been to like canada ?
no that is one place i have not been yet
same here , i would love to go .
me too what part do you want to visit
montreal , i have a long distance friend there
that is nice it sounds pretty there
i would think so , my view from my condo here is awful , i want to move
where do you live now
south of houston , not too pretty


i have no children of my own. i m recently divorced. i m very shy. i m a children s librarian.

hey , how are you today ?
i am alright , how are you ?
i am doing well . i am driving my yellow convertible
you should not text and drive . you could hit a child .
oh wow . i was not serious
i did not realize . i do not have any kids , but i work with them .
that is okay i am at work
really ? what do you do ?
i am a life guard
that sounds like a great job . i work with children as a librarian .
that is awesome . i love to read
i can be introverted at times . are you married ?
i live with my fiance
my divorce was final last year . we did not have any children . it just me .
he has two children . i sing katie perry in the shower
i am way too shy to sing like that ! my neighbor may hear !


i have 1 pair of shoes. i only eat at restaurants. i am allergic to shellfish and cats. i like having my back scratched. my mother has 500 pairs of shoes.

hi how are you ? tell me about yourself ?
well , i do not like to cook , so i just eat at restaurants . what about you ?
do you have any pets ?
no . i would like a cat , but i am allergic . do you have pets ?
i would love to be have big dog . do you like dogs ?
i do , but not much room in my apartment . do you have any hobbies ?
i volunteer at an animal shelter , but i am too short to walk the big dogs !
great hobby ! i love having my back scratched . is that a hobby ?
haha ! what kind of food do you like ?
i like all kinds of food ! but i am allergic to shellfish . what about you ?
i love italian food , but i cannot really cook . i mostly eat at my favorite restaurant .
any interesting quirks ? i have one i only own 1 pair of shoes !
i have terrible vision and have to wear contacts ! not really a quirk .
sorry about your vision ! my mom has 500 pairs of shoes , so i make her crazy .
that is crazy ! how does she fit them all in her house ?
she uses the guest room for shoes instead of guests . ll .


i sell miscelaneous stuff in local fairs. i haven t had luck with finding a job. it s been doing better than i expected. i recently graduated from college.

what are you doing today ?
hi , i have been selling my wares at the fair , how about you ?
what type of wares do you have ? i got back from a drive in my prius
i sell all sorts of silver . are you an environmentalist ?
i am . i love nature in general . volcano hikes are breathtaking
i have never seen one , sounds lovely !
you should go with me sometime . do you happen to be a canadian woman ?
that would be fun but i am not . what do you do for work ?
i am a gardener . sometimes the best water for the roses is a little urine
no , that is just crazy .
you should try it some time . it is worth it
no way ! i just graduated from college , what did you study ?
i have never gone to college
it is really expensive , not sure it is worth it .
only if i can go to canada where the hot girls are
why do you like canada so much ?


i practice yoga and hike. i love the natural world beauty. my family is poor. i m obsessed with animals.

hey hows it going today ?
hey ! i just got back from yoga , so i am feeling pretty good
nice do you write poetry as well ?
no , but i should . the natural beauty of the world deserves the written word
if you wrote poetry i would read it
maybe i should get inspired next time i hike and write one
i would hike often but i am always working
i am too really , my family is really not well off
i am sorry to hear that person 2 i really am
luckily i love my job . i work with animals . one of my obsessions in life
i just fed my dog some beef jerky
we feed the dogs beef jerky all the time
nice this beef jerky is very spicy . so do you read ? watch movies ?
no , i do not have a lot of time for much else
at least your doing what you love
thank you . maybe one day we will be able to afford to do more


when i am not touring with the band , i like to garden. i volunteer at the local humane society. one day i would really like to skydive. i am a drummer in an indie band.

hi . i just finished up with my latest creation as a digital artist . you ?
i love to volunteer i do it at the humane soc
i love animals . what are your hobbies ?
when i am not touring i like to garden .
i enjoy reading outside in our garden . my husband is an author .
i want to skydive 1 day , wanna come ?
sounds like fun ! my twins would think i was cool lol .
i am a drummer in band that is ind
cool ! it seems like you live a very free life . i like that .
oops , i am a drummer i meant in a indie
no worries . i knew what you meant .
yes i enjoy it also , stress reliver haha


i enjoy visiting museums. we have two sons. i like to attend wine tours. i like to paint.

hi there , how are you ?
i am doing well , how about yourself ?
doing good . what do you do ?
i am a painter , i enjoy painting vineyards !
that sounds fun . i always imagine god painted the earth like it is .
the landscapes here are breathtaking ! what do you do for a living ?
been in sales all my life , also a fitness guru . thanks to god for all of it
are you married ? i have been with my husband for five years .
i put god first and i know hell lead me to another adventurer one day
no doubt , everyone deserves to raise a family , i just gave birth to my second son .
cannot wait to have kids . raise them to be carefree , fun loving , free spirited people like me
do you have any hobbies ? i enjoy going to the art museums .
yes , i love movie time . always loved basketball too , but i am only 5 foot 3 !
what is your favorite genre ?
i love comedy , and christian movies , you ?
comedy is my preference , but mainly enjoy film adaptions of british literature .


i am short. i like reading. i have big face cheeks. i am also round. i am smart too.

hello , i am taking a quick break from incoming . how are you ?
just reading , saw myself in the mirror , my face cheeks are so big .
you may have an allergy . i see that quiet frequently in the emergency room .
i will read up on that . i think its because i am round and short .
i love to read , too . just finished fifty shades of gray .
me too ! i love that book . i am pretty smart and read every day .
give me a dr pepper and a cozy corner and a racy romance and i am in heaven !
i love dr . pepper . probably why i am so round !
there is always diet . it does not taste too bad , either .
that is definitely a good diet soda .
i could get you some good links to diet programs , if you need to lose weight .
i do need some , my face cheeks are big and make me feel embarrassed
you could also try some different hairstyles or even makeup to minimalize that .
i will read what i can about it , thank you so much for all the advice !
besides , its the person you are , not how you look , that counts . you seem nice .
sometimes i feel i am round like a circle , does not help that i am short too ! thank you !