my favorite thing to do is sleep. i love ergonomic keyboards and chairs. i just bought a new pair of sneakers and they feel great. i can t get enough of rap music , it s so good.

hello , how are you ! did you work today
hi . what do you do for fun ?
i take care of people in the hospital
i love to sleep and listen to rap .
cool ! my husband liked to sleep too but we are divorced
i just got new shoes !
i love shoes ! i need a new pair , my nursing shoes hot ruined in the er
oh no . do you like ergonomic things ?
what type of ergonomic things ?
i love keyboards and chair .
oh cool , i love doctor pepper soda
dr . pepper is great . my shoes feel great .
i am glad you like your shoes
thanks . do you like music ?


i have recently started working as a freelance designer. i am a graphic designer. someday i with to become a famous animator and work for a big company like dreamworks. drawing in traditional style is my pasion.

i hope my husband is all right , the kids are worried .
why ? what happened ? i am just making designs .
he is off with the dept fighting fires , on our kids birthday night !
org ! sorry to hear that ! i work for dreamworks tell the kids !
that might cheer them up , we are going on for sushi moms fav haha .
ask them do they have any things they would like to see ? i will dedicate
they like firefighters and nurses , dad and mom respectively . cute kids 3
alright , i wil get on it i love to draw you will see it 1 day
our kids , jimmy and sara , will surely love it ! thank you so much !
i am a designer its such a passion
i am a nurse , passionate about helping others !
you are welcome ! i am freelancing still . i love nurses . you can help husband


i have appeared on the show jeopardy. i like to refurbish classic cars. i make pottery. i once lived in a storage locker for two months. i am a recovering alcoholic.

i drink iced tea while teaching in grade school . after that i go shopping
i wish you d buy some of my pottery ! need more money , lol !
you should because my high school classmate married me .
that doesn t make sense . you drinking ? i used to drink you sound like i did
i do not i do not like it
hmmm i used to drink so bad i lost my home and lived in a storage unit
what is inside your house ?
now ? not much i put most my money into fixing classic cars and reselling
how much do you eran fixing ?
it s like flipping a house . depends on purchase price and type of car . sometimes 15 thousand
wow that is too much i should do that also
you should ! i was on a game show once , called jeopardy . flipping cars is like that though
what did you do on that show ?
i lost ! lol i didn t know the answer lost everything . can t do that with car flipping
you should study more before going there
i was up against a massive genius . no way i could have won .


i run marathons. i have three great danes. i am a weightlifter. i despise sweet potatoes. i love the all american rejects.

hi . do you have a dog ?
yes , i have three dogs . they are my babies .
i love mine . though we fight over who loves pizza more .
i love pizza too ! but i hate sweet potatoes . whats your favorite workout ?
swimming . i grew up near the ocean in hawaii . you ?
running . i always listen to the all american rejects while i run .
i love running with my dogs .
my dogs hate to run . i keep them in the other room whenever i workout .
i cannot do that . i even travel with them .
you are lucky , they always get in the way when i workout .
ok . do you travel much ?
yes , i went to new york two weeks ago for a weight lifting competition . do you travel ?


i used to play hockey. i have asthma. i love to dance. i am 6 foot tall.

hi how are you today ?
good . exhausted from dancing though . tell me about yourself .
is that your job then ?
no . i just do it for fun . what do you do ?
is that your job then ?
i played professional hockey but my asthma got in the way .
i usually just read and stuff . do you work ?
not at the moment . do you ?
i do not it is sad times
i am sorry to hear that . what happened ?
just not having a job you see
ah . sorry . try dancing around . it makes me feel happy and free .
i will dance my homeless dance then
yikes . if it makes you laugh . i am six foot tall and awful at an .


i m applying for publishing jobs. my mother is a librarian. the only autographs i ve ever wanted are from authors. i used to wear glasses as a child. my favorite color is green.

hi , how are you , how is day ?
trying to get a job i so broke anyway how you doing
what is your favorite dish ?
like the color green and eye sight bad
all the best for searching job , i working in office
well i got a book show today going to go see my favorite
i like gaming what is your hobbies ?
like to work make money like the green
i like green and blue color , what is your favorite color
i just like to wear contacts used to be made fun of
i like indoor game , what is your favorite game ?
getting tired you sure you awake ?
great , i am from ca , where are you from ?
usa and how you like ca ?
i like very much ca , are you married ?
mother has a mindset not like mine


i love art museums. i work in a used book store. i hope to one day be a published author. i drink a lot of tea. i write short stories in my free time.

hello ! i am about to fix breakfast ! what you having ?
just tea . i drink it all day long .
tea is okay . i am making bacon and eggs . yum
tea keeps me going at my job at a bookstore . do you work ?
part time at mcdonalds . i am in college .
i studied writing in college . i want to be a published writer .
i do not know what i want to be right now . i just want to have fun .
do you have hobbies ? i write short fiction in my spare time .
i go to rock concerts a lot . is that a hobby ? writing is cool .
me , i go to museums of art . going to rock concerts is .
you sound very well educated . i usually just hang with friends and party .
i meet well educated people at the book store . do you like to read ?
not really . growing up on the farm did not leave time to read .
what do you do besides party with your friends ?
i spend time with family . we just moved across country for my college .
interesting . sounds like fodder for the book that i hope to publish .


i own a cat. i watch a movie sundays evenings. i talk in my sleep. i love folk metal. i like tacos.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am great ! i am watching a movie this evening like every sunday . you ?
i am getting my things together for school tomorrow . we have exams .
yikes ! good luck with that ! any good luck charms ? mine is my cat !
i am an art student , and i took a luck bath tonight . i should be okay .
did you eat dinner to energize ? i think eating tacos help !
i did , i am a vegetarian . do you like art ?
i do but i love music . folk metal is my favorite genre ! you ?
i love metal , and painting .
does the music help you focus ? do you have any other hobbies ?
it does . not at this time .
i had a rough sleep last night . i sleep walk and sleep talk . rough !
that is horrible . i have an issue with my allergies tonight .
does anything give you relief ? i hate taking medicine for mine .
i have not found anything that truly provides relief .
well , i hope you feel better soon !


i like to listen to country music. i work at a bar. i surf everyday. people say i can cook well. i can play piano.

hey there ! how are you today ?
country music , that is what i like to hear , yeehaaa !
i love listening to pink floyd !
bar work , that is where my job is , at a bar , yehaaa !
i dream to own my own restaurant one day ! i am looking for additional employment .
food is good but surfing usa , that what i do all day , surfing usa , everyday !
i love to go running , get me pumping !
pumping ? , i can cook , i do it well , that is what folks say
well , i love to eat , i can taste test for you !
sure , i get the spoon , you can play that while i play the piano , okay ?
you play the keys ? how cool ! favorite cuisine ?
yes , i can tickle the ivories , thanks for asking !


i love animals , especially dogs. i like field hockey and soccer. i am a 15 year old girl. when i grow up , i want to be a veterinarian. i get good grades in school.

hey there , how are you ?
i am okay , how are you ?
i am doing well ! just watching a movie . what are you up to ?
watching a soccer game with my dad .
that sounds nice . i mostly watch baseball myself . i also am a big cycler .
i do not really like baseball , it is too slow for me .
it definitely can be slow .
what other things are you into ?
i do a lot of traveling and hiking . i also like to read .
that is cool , i do some hiking with my dog sometimes
dogs are such good hiking partners ! what kind of dog ?
he is a golden retriever , he is my best friend
so sweet . i cannot have a dog in my apartment , but i wish i could
that is awful ! i was so happy when my parents let me get a dog .
how long have you had him
i have had him for i think like 3 years .


my name is omar. i am the youngest of three brothers. i live on a small farm in ohio. i play guitar in the local band.

hi how are you today
i am great how about yourself tonight ?
i am good do you like soccer ?
yea we play soccer on the farm sometimes
i want to live in london for the soccer
lol i live in ohio on a farm lol
oh where do you work ?
on the farm with my 3 brothers lol
cool i work with nike
fordeal ? i play guitar in a band lol what u do for nike
yeah but i am their accountant _
that is sick ship me some money then ! lol
yeah i will just money launder some to you its easy
well what is bitcoins for afterall


i have brown hair. i like sleeping. i work at mcdonald s. i write.

hi ! how are you today ?
i am tired ! how are you today ?
me too ! i work very hard and too much
where do you work at ? i work at mcdonalds . it is always busy .
i work in an office ! i need a vacation !
i feel the same . i feel i could sleep for days . what do you enjoy ?
i enjoy anything other than working ! i am perfectionist so it takes me forever
i understand . sometimes when i am writing i never get it right .
do you travel at all ?
i do not get much a chance too . i work and sleep mostly . you ?
i do not . i work way too often .
seems we both need some time to enjoy . do you have hobbies ?
i do . i like to listen to music and knit ! you ?
just writing mainly . i like to jot things down when i have free time .
what is your favorite food ?
anything that is not mcdonalds . haha


my grand children mean the world to me. i like classical music. i am a pharmacist. i was a wild child in my younger years.

howdy , how is your day ?
more like night at this point , but it was very long . thank you ! how about you ?
i work alot of hours so i can relate .
yeah , work was offering overtime , so i stayed for 13 hours today
what do you do for fun ?
i listen to a lot of classical music
i am not into classical much , i love imagine dragons .
great band . always listened to them in my younger years . was a wild child
yea , where did you grow up ?
florida . pretty flat here , but i stay because my grandchildren live here .
i grew up in texas , sadly hurricanes for both of us .
ours will be worse . the pharmacy will be closed tomorrow , three day weekend . yay !
is that where you work ?
i am the pharmacist , yes . not the gm though . he makes the call for working during hurricanes


i work as a lifeguard at a beach. i drive a yellow convertible in the rain. i am a breath of fresh air. i like spreading laughter and love everywhere i go.

hey , how are you this evening ?
i am doing well and you ?
good . just relaxing and getting ready to dive into a good book .
which one ? i am working as a life guard
right now i am reading enders game . a life guard , that is an interesting job .
never read it ! is it good ? i love saving lives
do you work at a pool , lake or ocean ? i am a retired veteran .
at a beach ! i was able to buy a yellow convertible . ho many years did you serve ?
what a good life ! the beach , and a convertible . i just putter around my garden .
it sure is ! do you have a car ?
i have an old truck . in kentucky , we have lakes , but no ocean .
cool ! i love any large body of water
yes , me too . growing up in kentucky , i knew i wanted to retire near water .
have you ever been to the ocean ?
yes this summer my family went to fort meyers florida .
wow ! you were able to escape the hurricane !


i am east asian. pizza is my favorite. my name is tom. i try to watch what i eat. i enjoy eating italian food.

hello , how are you tonight ?
great i am tom and i enjoy italian food the most .
i am mia . adam levine are my cats . i have two kids also
hi mia . i like pizza the best . how about you ?
kale is my fave . i need the iron
i am from asia on the east side . you ?
usa . born and raised herr
its a great place . i am trying to watch how much i eat , but its hard .
it sure is . i do have a weakness for italian
me too how do you manage it ?
i run and hike a lot
i should try that then i can eat more


i try to limit how much meat i eat for health reasons. i collect vintage cars. i like to ride motorcycles. i ride horses.

hi how are you doing ?
pretty good thanks and oyu
i am good thanks for asking
where do you work at
i am on disability due to an injury
how did oyu get injured
i was in the olympics and hurt my legs
i bet you were real fast
i was as fast as a cheetah
faster than my horses huh ?
yes faster then those horses
i beg to differ not my seabiscuit


my friend likes cartoons like south park. some jokes go too far. i prefer the simpler times. i like simple jokes.

good evening . how are you ?
great . do you have any jokes for me ?
i do not . i take a lot of pictures . i would like to be a famous photographer .
what do you take pictures of ?
landscape . some times i take pictures underwater .
that is amazing . i love nature .
i just want to go all over the world and take pictures .
i miss when life was simple and we were all about nature
i hear you . since my husband passed i just want to explore .
i am sorry to hear about your husband
thank you . it was years ago .
so you must feel much better now
i am getting there . what is your favorite color ?
i love the color yellow . you ?
green is my favorite . sometimes blue .
those are great colors . do you watch tv ?


i like to go fishing. i m learning to play the guitar. my favorite music is jimi hendrix. i m a college drop out. i work at the deli counter.

hi , how are you doing today ?
good . just getting ready to go fishing .
i just got done cooking dinner . it was good .
i work at a deli . i could suggest great cold cuts from the counter
i made homemade pasta and finished the meal with ice cream .
sounds delicious did you listen to tunes while cooking ?
not usually . do you have any hobbies besides fishing ?
i am learning to play hendrix on my guitar . it is my favorite .
i enjoy painting , especially beach scenes .
do you have a degree in art ?
i am working on one .
my only regret is dropping out of college .
you could always go back .
true . not sure what i would take . what are you major in ?


my favorite color is blue. i work at a grocery store. i like to read. i like cupcakes. i have brown hair.

hello ! tell me a secret about you .
well , i guess its not really a secret if you would know me , but i like reading .
nice ! i have two different color eyes . one hazel and one blue .
oh . . is not that called a witch eye ? what color hair ? mine is brown .
i have dark brown hair . what do you do for a living ?
i work for a grocery chain store . what about you ?
i work at a vets office . i love animals . do you have any ?
yes , i do . a dog and a cat . whats your favorite food ?
italian hands down . i cannot cook though . you ?
i love cupcakes . i know its not healthy , but i cannot help it . ha . . ha !
mmmm i would agree . sweet are my weakness .
agreed . so , whats your favorite color ? i love blue .


i work as an extra for major motion pictures. i am a talented singer and have won several competitions. i have a set of identical twin brothers. i am a painter and love to create art.

hello , i love eggs for breakfast
hello so do i ! do you love creating art like i do ?
i was born to paint and stuff
cool . i am know as a painter . do you have siblings ?
i have chickens and birds
i have twin brothers . they are identical .
i have pet chickens that are identical
cool . can you sing ? i am very talented winning several competitions .
i like walking on the beach .
do you like major motion pictures ? i am working as an extra for one .
sure , i was in kansas when they filmed twister
awesome ! that is one of my favorite movies and why i got into it .
so how is your day going ?
pretty good . just watching a movie called baby driver
i love that movie , it is beyond epic
that is what i hear . i am only 1 4 in . glad to hear it is good !


i ve been married for five years. i have a passion for politics. i run two miles everyday. i played football in college.

how is going ? what is your life like ? i am in school , failing about half my classes
i am good . i am married , love trump , and enjoy running .
my life sucks , i am in so much debt , i think i may drop out of school
my schooling was paid for due to playing football . why do you have so much debt ?
credit cards , it is so bad i like to dream about moving away to another country
what country do you dream about ?
i love nature its sounds , maybe scotland or something
scotland has good running trails .
what kind of music do you like ? i am pretty into electronic stuff
i do not like music , i like politics .
how can anyone not like music ?
my husband of five years does not like it either , two peas in a pod .
wow , very interesting . i thought everyone enjoyed at least one type of music
not me , what else can you tell me about yourself .
my favorite color is red i have an 18 month old daughter
cute , what is her name ?


its great fun. my friends like watching it to. we drink beer and eat food. i like football. we watch the games together.

hi ! how are you doing today ?
good so far . . how about urs
good ! the weather is lovely . i wish i could go on a long hike
i like the nature stuff too . .
yay ! maybe we can do something outdoors . do you like volleyball ?
yaa , . . i used to play a while ago
awesome ! with the weather going to get colder soon i have been pickling eggs
pickling eggs ? ? i did nt get that
oh yeah it is kinda like canning
oh . . interesting . . i am hearing it for first time
i will share with you if you want
i love to try new food . .


the kids will be my responsibility as my husband does not want them. my husband just decided to leave me. we have 4 children and 2 dogs. i enjoy ice cream.

would you like to go on a walk with me and my dog ?
sorry , i am feeling depressed today . my husband has left me .
that is awful . i could bring you flowers from my garden .
thanks but right now ice cream is my best friend .
well i love to cook for others . want me to make a meal ?
i would not want to burden you . i am still with my four children who eat alot .
oh they would love ragini . she is my pet lizard .
i bet , but my two dogs may have a different opinion lol .
well my mom and i live together . she can watch ragini
sounds good . let me think about it .
ok , i do not want to pressure you . i know you are sad .
thanks . i am more angry that my husband will not accept joint responsibility for our children .
they are his children too . he is obligated to care for them .
i know , hopefully he will change his mind for the sake of the children .


i live in the city. i went to college and graduated few years ago. now i also work at a bank. i grew up in the upstate. my father used to work for a bank.

are you more of an introvert or an extrovert ?
extrovert ! i have an appartment in the city
oh that is nice . my mom loves the city , she is my best friend .
are you in college ? i graduated a few years ago
i am working on online courses and my weekly book club , but that is it
i work at a bank just like my father used to
nice . what do you do for fun ?
i like to visit were i grew up , upstate
that sounds nice . i enjoy a drink or two with friends on occasion .
what else do you like to do for fun ?
i read a lot , spend time with my cat , chat with my mom . . .
well that sounds like fun ! it must be nice to be close with your mom
i read a lot , spend time with my cat , chat with my mom . . .
it was nice talking with you


madonna is my all time favorite. i work in retail. i go to at least 10 concerts a year. i love music.

hi , how are you today ?
i m good thanks . how are you ?
i am fine thanks for asking .
have to work late tonight . gotta love retail .
yeah i have had my fair share of retail . do you have any hobbies ?
i listen to a lot music . especially madonna .
love madonna ! i enjoy garden currently growing tomatoes and sweet peppers .
i love gardening . i grew a lot of hot peppers this year .
have you ever thought about getting a greenhouse . i currently own one .
i d like to , but aren t they expensive ?
yeah , but it worth it . i just experimented making my own compost yesterday .
bet that smelled really bad huh ?
of course it did . i been making my own homemade soap for years too .
i am going to a concert tonight . i go to 10 a year .
nice what concert are you going to ?
going to see elton john and some other bands .


i am a 30 year old male. i just finished training as a security guard. i work nights now and like my job. i have two dogs. i recently broke up with my girlfriend.

good evening , how are you ?
i am good , how about yourself ?
just finished watching dirty harry for the 200th time . i love clint eastwood .
i have never heard of it , i am just relaxing before work .
oh okay , what kind of work do you do ?
i am a third shift security guard , just finished training .
neat ! i am training to get my pilots license currently .
that is awesome ! i am 30 , so its time i did something with my life .
take up a hobby if you get bored ! my stamp collection grows and grows daily !
i just adopted two dogs from the shelter , so i never have time .
i have just one dog , and that is enough for me ! but i am glad you rescued them .
i ended up leaving my girlfriend because she hated them , they do not deserve that stress .
i cannot imagine how people cannot like dogs , that is so unfortunate .
i know , right ? i love all animals honestly , just not spiders lol
ew . spiders are the worst . i am terrified of them .
i have a huge golden one that lives outside the kitchen window . he is called fred .


i think i ll be famous one day. i never cook. i like to dress up for other people. i m an actress and i work at a grocery store. i take great care of my skin.

good morning , how are you today ?
hi ! i am well and you ? i do not cook .
me either . too busy writing my first novel
what is your novel about . i take care of my skin .
about a professional translator me hoping to finish it before the years out and be an author
nice ! ! i act in plays and part time work as a grocer
i am not employed right now , but its okay . just more time to write
i get it . i also like to dress people up .
oh do tell me more about that
it is more like me making others feel better about themselves .
that sounds like an interesting story line . mind if i use it ?
you can . i do not mind
what else do you enjoy ?
i enjoy spending time alone at a park .
taking notes . . tell me more haha
i do not know what to say about it to be honest .


i want to go back to school. i want to move to las vegas. i want to learn self defense. i like to watch shows on netflix.

hello ! what are you doing ?
just about to watch some shows on netflix , you ?
working on marketing my new business . what shows ?
trying to look for a show that might teach me self defense . i really want to learn
you should try yoga , it helps with your flexibility for that stuff .
you do yoga ? i am thinking i might go back to school and move to las vegas .
yes i do ! vegas sounds fun . i heard there are a lot of vegans there .
yeah , you know any good yoga classes there ?
i will ask my instructor for you . what would you study in school ?
i am not sure yet ! what do you think ?
marketing . i loved it when i studied it .
maybe i will look into that
meditate on it . it really does help .
you sound very level headed . what else do you like ?


i am entering the police academy this summer. my prized possession is a bowie knife. i drink protein powder with nothing but water. i like to watch ma.

this is the assistant regional manager , dwight schute . what can i do for you ?
assistant to the regional manager , dwight
do you know what the strongest animal in the world is ?
is it an mma fighter or something lol
a bear can destroy any beast in every known habitat . they are by far my favorite .
that is sick i love mma so lol i was close
you like watching sports ?
yes ufc especially how about you ?
battlestar galactia is the best televised program . no offense .
simmer it down do you like protein powder ?
this is dwight schute of schute farms . beets are the best , for all protein needs
lolol whats your prized possesion braw
the family beet farm is my pride and glory . the greatest .
dwight are not you just the assistant to the regional manager
lol gotcha . . . this is michael
yes dwight now get back to work !


my name is frank. i am the general manager of the local grocery store. my hobbies include reading and cycling.

hi , tell me a little about yourself !
i am frank and i like reading ang biking
cool ! nice to meet you frank ! what do you do for work ?
i am a manager at albertson
cool ! i own my own company . do you have family
what kind of company ?
it . i do not work often though as i take care of my child .
where are you from ?
united kingdom , and you ?
usa
cool ! so what are your hobbies ?
reading mostly
what sort of books are you into ?
horror !


i have a cat named charlie. i am an artist. i just bought new hoop earrings. i love nighttime.

i am employed at a marketing firm , what do you do ?
hello . i draw and paint pictures . do you have any cats ? i have one named charlie .
i no pets . i spend my past time hiking the appalachian trail
cool . i know it is nice during the night . i love the night
yea , my boots are pink and i listen to folk music
i need to buy boots for the fall . i just got me some hoop earrings .
i love to wear jewelry . earrings are my favorite
yes . earrings are definitely my favorite too .
have you ever thought about going hiking ?
yes . i think it will be fun .
it is awesome ! ! i think you would have fun
yes . i am going to do it with some friends .
that is a great idea
i am about to finish up my painting .
ok nice chatting with you
nice chatting with you also . have a great day !


one child has autism. i am a mother. i work as a teacher and love my job. i have two dogs who are like my babies. i have two children.

you have just won the lottery , what is the first thing you do ?
ooh . i would probably donate money to the school where i teach . i love my job !
my best friend was a teacher , i hope you do not work at his school
i hope his school was not too bad . i am also a mom both kids and pups !
his school was fine , he is just a horrible person ! ll .
oh gosh . i am very involved in the school . especially because one of my two kids has autism .
you are very blessed . to be able to have the skills to help your child .
yes , i agree . and we have been training my two fur babies as service dogs .
ai not that right ! i train dogs myself . . . bird dogs , not service dogs .
i am too protective of my dogs to have them hunting !
oh , its perfectly safe . and its so good for them to be out in the open .
i suppose ! do you hunt often ?


i can t stand beets. i m an ovo vegetarian. i enjoy sleeping in on my days off. every day i drive an hour to work in this horrible traffic. i can t cook.

how are you ? interested in photo session ?
everyone love pictures i hate beets
i think i will go out hiking and take some photos .
i am ovo vegetarian and i do not know how to cook yay
you can just eat raw veggies .
i just sleep i love to sleep in on my days off
i sleep too but i sleep in the tent sometimes .
i drive an hour to work in messed up traffic
i spend a lot of times in the wild .
seem like it what a wonderful night it is
yes it is very quiet here .
people are so weird looking
oh come on it is not halloween yet .
the night air is so awesome
yes it makes me want to sleep .
i wish it will rain again


going snorkeling is my favorite thing to do. sometimes i listen to gary human to be ironic. i like eating fresh mangoes in the morning. i only use apple products because i feel everything else is inferior.

i am single and ready to mingle , how about you ?
taken . sorry . about to head out for storkling .
oh well , i am recently divorced with two kids .
how old are they ? are they tech say ? i love apple products .
a boy and a girl , 10 and 14 .
amazing ! do they enjoy mangoes . i love eating them esp in the morning
i am not usually with them in the morning . i take care of my grandmother on school days .
oh sweet of you . do you enjoy listening to gary human ?
not quite sure who that is .
no one has ever heard of him i just do to be ironic
what do you do for work ?
i am an interior designer in ny
i work for an insurance company on weekends .
that is great . what do you do exactly


my favorite band is bon over. i am a vegan. i work in public relations. my parents raised me as a buddhist. i m from seattle.

hi there , how is it going ?
going good . just finished practice . you ?
what are you practicing ? i am building a lesson plan .
have a band when i am not working . teacher huh ? cool .
what does your band play ? yes , kindergarten to be exact .
super calm music am a bit of a buddhist . great job .
wow , i should try meditating when i feel stressed . any suggestions ?
try meditating before you are even stressed .
i tend to overeat or start organizing my surroundings once i am stressed .
just being aware of the moment is a kind of meditation . helps calm the spirit .
good food for thought . work helps with stress . i enjoy the students .
just be aware . be in the now . in the moment . yeah music for me .
shopping helps too , but it gets expensive . fashion is intriguing for me .
totally get that . not much of a shopper . live simply .
minimalism , nice . has buddhism influenced that ?
yes a facet is ridding yourself of attachment . includes things not needed .
good wisdom , but in our society attachment to things is encouraged .
if you realize that you are halfway there . success
the trick is to stop desiring things , or to not give in . temptation !
yes that is it you have it
what is the hardest thing you had to let go of ?
people . i still love them . just need to love them without attachment .
wow , do you think that is possible ? that part causes me stress .
totally possible . stress needs to go too . everything is temporary .
unreciprocated love can be quite stressful and emotionally draining .
it was really nice chatting with you . must go . just remember to love .


i think i need botox soon. i went to school for fashion design and did nothing with it. i don t know why my sister in law dislikes me. i haven t had to work a day in my life. i m fabulous from my on trend haircut to my louis vuittons.

my name is mark and i wonder why i am not melissa
hi mark , who is melissa ? is that who you want to be ?
i do not know some days i feel like it but i do not know
never hide from who you know you are .
well my parents are big time catholic i worry they will reject me
i understand how it is , but you cannot hide who you are from god
i been bullied my whole life cause i do not live up to their standards
you have the right to walk away from things that make you unhappy
if i do change into melissa will i like men or women ? ?
you can like whomever you like .
i am confused hope god forgives since this i have not been to church
god does not live in church , he lives in your heart .
well he created us to be not perfect so i am sure i will figure it out
he created you in his own image , and he is perfect .
its in the bible he created man in his own image and have faults not perfect
i am not a believer in the bible . i am spiritual and believe in god
agreed the bible has been revised soo many times
by a corrupt king at that
oh yes i mix my belief some parts budha some parts dolly
then be who you want to be . your mom and dad will come around .
mom more then dad always been that t way sadly
then leave them and do your own things .
i live on my own but always looked up to my mom
as you should , but your life is your life and this is 2017 .


i love going to concerts on the weekend. everyday i go swimming at the y. my favorite color is blue. i collect stamps. my mom taught me how to play the cello.

hi how are you doing tonight
great , and you ? looking forward to a concert this weekend !
i am good i am 7 foot so i do not fit well in the chairs
interesting ! do you like to swim ? i do that pretty much everyday at the y
not much time working for ibm and all
its tough now days . playing the cello calms me . my mom taught me as a child .
i just play basket ball and that clears my head
oh yeah , i love basketball , and collecting stamps . quite opposite hobbies but so rewarding .
yes that is true you like cool stuff
thanks , you too . i just try to pursue what makes me happ .
i do not blame you for that
so are you married ? favorite color ? mine is blue married .
me and my wife are moving to hawaii
jealous but then not , its so expensive . you must be rich !
well we will be retiring there
oh that is great , i am so happy for you ! congrats on retirement and a long marriage .


i have a severe phobia of wide open spaces. as a child , i won a national spelling bee. i am a gourmet cook. i have perfect pitch.

hello tell me about yourself
i love to prepare food . i have been told that i am a gourmet .
nice i am more of a iphone taker
a taker or a talker ?
taker i take photos of food lol
oh . i get it . do you like the outdoors ?
i love it , i love writing my novel outdoors
i am afraid all the empty space . no buildings or anything . a novel ?
yeah a novel about the tv show rick and morty
i have watched it . you must be funny to write about them .
it is its very dark at times like my favorite color
i can spell well . maybe i can help you with your book .
that sounds good , it just pays my eating habits . love the pizza
what is your favorite dinner . maybe i can cook for you .
i love mexican , the only thing i do not like is pickles
i can make some mean enchiladas . an no pickles involved .


i went to law school. my landlord is raising my rent. i am an excellent baker. i was born on christmas day.

hi my name is jason and i am built and tall , i am a beatles fan !
hi . i am liz . i just finished law school and i love to bake .
well congrats ! ! i am a scientist , following my parents foot steps here
nice ! your choice ? what kind of scientist ?
i am a bio chemistry . just like my parents .
so what is your favorite holiday ? mine is christmas because its my birthday .
that is amazing , yes being a scientist was my choice . do you like sports ?
yes i do . do you have a favorite sport team ?
well i am a gymnast , i have been into gymnastics for 12 years
exciting . i wish i could be a gymnast , but i have horrible coordination .
it takes a lot of practice ! ! what about you ? what are you into ?
not much lately . i have not had much money since my rent went up .
i totally get that ! ! money can be tight .
yeah my landlord is a cranky old man . ll


i currently hold three jobs. i watch south park at least once a day. my dream job is a to become a baseball announcer. i recently proposed to my girlfriend of three years.

hi names mary i live in denver eat ribs and smoke herb
the green is the good stuff ! wish i had time to smoke between my 3 jobs
maybe i can send u some in a one direction dvd case lol
haha they would never suspect a thing !
nope i originally moved here for skiing
nice . i want to be a baseball announcer one day .
well my favorite thing is hike and toke
both are great . especially toking while watching south park
that or watching archer
true ! are you single by the way ?
yes sadly my last boyfriend dumped me for some hooter chick
ugh how ridiculous . i just proposed to my girl
congrats yeah i was seeing him for 2 yrs
we have been together for 3 . you deserve better
thanks i have been nice to this bud tender at a local dispensary
good luck with that . you seem really nice . bet you are hot too


i married my high school sweetheart. i need a soda with me at all times. i like the group the rolling stones. i do not eat healthy. i have 3 kids.

i am currently reading david copperfield again . have you read it ?
no , i have not read anything by david copperfield
no , that is the title . the book is by charles dickens .
oh , ok . i have not . but i like a tale of twin cities .
a tale of two cities . dickens is great .
yup . do you like the rolling stones ?
not much . i have not even heard much .
they are my favorite band
mine is the high kings or darby o gill .
that is great . what do you like to eat ?
i love to bake . cakes are my favorite to create .
i love soda . i need one with me always
i have a coke right now .
i like coke too . i do not eat very healthy


i love to shop on weekends. i am planning a trip to europe. i have never been on a cruise ship. i am a woman who wears a size 12.

hey ! names jane and studying to become a journalist .
hello jane , i am mia . i am going to europe next month .
sounds fun ! i have a small french bulldog , i work at sears selling washers
those are cute dogs , i have a maltese , paris .
i play the bass for a band and my fave band is the red hot chili peppers
i love them ! my favorite is tupac .
aww maltese is cute ! i love maltese ! !
i also like bigger dogs , just do not have room for one .
what kinds of big dogs
any will do . what do you do for fun ?
for fun its been about me spending time watching movies alone
i do not watch much tv , i prefer to surf the web .
whatever floats your boat ! ! d
lol , i am terrified of boats , that is why i have never been on a cruise .
wow ! really ? why is that ?
i am terrified of boats , do you have a short attention span ?


i enjoy visiting museums. we have two sons. i like to paint. i like to attend wine tours. my husband is 20 years older than me.

i am really from east asia
my old man is twenty years older than i am and we have a good life
though pizza is what i really like
i prefer wine . not beer
oh , i italian food , really good
yes my two boys love it .
wow , you have two boys . how old are they ?
they are ten and eleven and like going to see lots of art .
you love arts . are you an artist ?
yes not famous but have lots of pictures
wow , that s an awesome way to really start
thank you . that and touring keeps me busy
where are you touring right now ?
going to the crocker art place


i work in the military. i have been all over the world. brownies are my favorite dessert. i like things that explode. i also like kittens.

hey good afternoon how are you ?
i am good , i just finished baking brownies . how are you ?
i am well tired from hiking you ?
i love hiking ! i have traveled all around the world just so i can hike .
wow i like how you talk !
thanks . i think its from my time in the military , i tend to speak very precisely .
do you like any music ? i enjoy folk style
i do like music , i listen to punk a lot . do you enjoy punk rock ?
no i do not like the appalachian trail ?
yes , i have hiked it . my cats hike with me , ever since they were kittens .
really ? i find time but i am in marketing
i am in the air force , it allows me a lot of time to travel .
cool , that is nice i like that
i love it . do you like to bake ? i just made brownies .
no but i like to eat baked goods
you would love my brownies , they have been called magical . instant mood boosters they are !


i travel a lot. i am a strong woman. i am married. i enjoy spending time with family and friends.

hello there . my name is divia . how are you
great ! thanks , i am on vacation with the family .
oh awesome . do not travel as much due to my father being a strict preacher .
strict ? that sucks . maybe if you have a second voice like i do , that might change
agreed . although , my mother sings . she was a school music teacher too .
oh , and by second voice , i mean my husband . he is outside on the verandah
that is nice . did you go to school ? i however , did not complete college
i completed high school but did not go to college . i went to hawaii instead !
i am from hawaii ! i now live in ny .
that is awesome . i have been there many times with the family . love spending time with them
although its hard to travel from state to state due to my car is 20 yrs old
time for an upgrade . ahahah . i am pretty strong , i could take a look for you
yes please ! what is your go to movie ?
we like any disney movie . actually going there next week with the kids .


i want to own a house on a beach. i love eating at mcdonalds. the only music i listen to is pop , because it makes me feel happy. watching nascar races is a great way to spend a sunday for me. my parents both are school teachers.

hi . just got back from horseback riding . what are you up to ?
well , i just got back from the golden arches !
you are making me hungry . think i will get a slice a cheese to nibble .
i have no clue what that is , but i went to the beach today !
cheese , like dairy . the beach sounds great !
oh , i see ! i wish i had a house on the beach !
i do not blame you . although i have to watch out for shellfish , i am allergic .
do you ? i love listening to music on the beach !
dancing at concerts is a favorite of mine .
also , my parents came with me , because they are on a break from teaching !
fun ! i help children too . i work at a nonprofit .
what kind of music do you like ? i like pop !
love the a lot of different kinds of music . as long as i can dance to it .
that sounds fun ! i also like nascar races on tv
i stick with horses . they do not need gas , cheaper to buy hay .
that is very true ! do you like them ?


i like to go to the opera. i enjoy classical music. i love to vacation in paris. i am six feet tall.

hi how are you doing
i am well thank you ! how are you ?
i am good taking out my dogs
nice ! what kind of dogs ? i am packing for a vacation in paris .
i have too standard poodles
awesome . what do you do in your spare time ?
i am a pilot so i am gone a lot
that is cool . i enjoy going to the opera .
that is nice i want to do that
i like classical music , so the opera is best of two worlds stories and music .
that makes sense where do you live
i live in the american south . yourself ?
i used to live in nevada
that is cool . how tall are you ?
i am 5 feet 8 inches
awesome ! i am a little taller than you . six feet .


i am going to school to get my bachelors degree. i eat a lot of meat. i am a veteran. i love my girlfriend.

hello there ! how are you today ?
good ! just got done grilling some steaks . . love good grilled meat !
mmm sounds tasty ! i am just hanging out in my pjs . my favorite thing .
i have been known to do that . . lol
john gresham movies are the best ! not a fan of his books though .
never seen any of his movies . too busy working on my bachelors degree
nice ! what is your major ?
education . i fought in the iraq war and wanted to work on a new career
awe , well thank you for your service !
yes ! my girlfriend is the best she has seen me through everything
must be nice . mine threatens to leave me almost every day .
oh no that is not good how long have you been together ?


my right foot only has 3 toes. i love to read crime novels. i am a zookeeper. i eat 6 eggs every morning for breakfast.

hi how are you
fine and how are you today ?
tired , i just relocated to california from japan
do you have any hobbies ?
dancing and singing ! and you ?
long days working at zoo , but love crime novels .
my english is still poor , i wish i could read those
tell me something about you ?
i am an aspiring actor
that is interesting , do you like it here in california ?
it is nice weather . my dog likes walking with me after i am off work .
i love animals , especially dogs , do you also have family here ?
nope just me and my dog
it was nice to talk with you , have a great night .


i like to eat meat. i moved far from home. i have red hair. i am skilled in computer repair. my family owns a farm.

hi there , how are you ?
just great , i feeling really fine
awesome . what do you do for fun ?
well i stole the jailers laptop !
i love cooking tasty meals .
the system cant count right
what do you do in your free time ?
i like to be free in my freetime
haha ok . i volunteer at the local shelter .
i am glad to have my own shelter
yeah me too . i never take it for granted .
yeah it can all change in a second
what is your dream job ?
i want to be a photographer


my favorite singer is justin timberlake. i am a mother to two beautiful boys. my family and i go camping every month. i am a full time mom. i enjoy horseback riding.

hello . how are you doing ?
hello , i took my 2 kids to see justin timberlake last night
that sound like a lot of fun . how was it ?
being a full time mother , i try to go camping at least once a month
i understand that a lot . i have kids too .
when we go camping i take them horseback riding , i love riding
i wish that i could do that
what do you do for fun
i like to cook and listen to music
awesome what kind of music ?
the rolling stones mostly . how about you ?
i like country and classic rock
i like those genres too
yes those are the best kinds of music out there
do you like health care at all
i find it to be very expensive


i m really into the powers of crystals. i like to grow my own herbs and vegetables in my garden. i sew my own clothes. i have long curly hair.

hello , how are you doing ?
i am doing great . how are you ?
i am well thanks , i love sweets so much . . . do you ?
i like natural foods like tomatoes
me too , i really love spinach
i love that too . what else ?
i can do alot of things but not best in any one thing
that is not bad either
i find that i am not a sociable person
why do you think that is
not too sure , but i never want to disappoint my family
why do you say that
well its just true , and sometimes i feel that i will by being anti social
you must really not like people


i like action movies. my father is a doctor. i play football. i drive a restored mustang. i m a college student.

hello how are you today ?
i am doing well , how about you ?
i am doing okay taking a break from homework
are you in college like me ?
yeah i am studying japan even taking a class in their language
that is really cool ! do you think you will go there ?
hope so my class is taking a trip there end of the year
that is awesome , you will have a lot of fun i am sure .
yeah i am just hoping i can come up with the money
yes , i had to take out student loans to get money to travel abroad . yuck .
that is rough but after school maybe you can pay it all off
yeah , i sure hope so . do you play any sports ?
no i am to much of a nerd to be any good at them
oh , do you like vintage cars ?
yes they are pretty cool
i have an old mustang that i fixed up myself .


i own a boat. i have 5 grandchildren. i like to go fishing on the lake. i live alone in a cabin. i am a 70 year old man.

hey how is your night going ?
my night is going well . how is yours ?
awesome . i went on a shopping spree today
i have not done that in years . i mostly fish in my spare time .
fishing is great too . . . get a piece of mind
it is . do you have family ? i do not see mine often .
no kids but i have three brothers
i have 3 sons and 5 grandchildren . i take my grandkids on my boat sometimes .
that is cool , wish i had a boat
you should get one someday . what do you like to do ?
go swimming every week and yoga twice a week
it is good to stay healthy !
yes i try to maintain my figure
i wish i still had a figure to speak of , but i am quite old now


i don t like when people get too close to me. i love the forest. i think about food a lot. i have a shopping addiction.

my parents adopted me when i was to young to remember . you ?
you are lucky to have each other . my parents are lovely , but i rarely see them .
yes true but i have several siblings who do not know i am alive
well , i do not like to get too personal , but why not contact them ?
no i met my biological mother when i was a teen , i think like sixteen
that must have been an exciting day . you should all have dinner together . break the ice .
yes maybe christmas its my favorite tie of year
christmas in the forest is like heaven on earth ! are you christian ?
i am not christian but i love happy people
i love shopping . where do you live ?
me aswell i live with my adopted parents
wonderful . how long have you lived there ?
all my life . where do you live ?
i live in a nice cabin in the south of georgia . beautiful .
i also live in georgia
no kidding . i think we have the best food in the world .


my favorite season is summer. i love tacos but hate spaghetti. i want to be a doctor when i graduate. i m headed to university of michigan in the fall.

hello ! how are you today ?
how are you doing today
i am great ! how are you doing ?
i am doing good thank you for asking
well that is good . what are you plans today ?
to bae my son a cake and get some cleaning done
that sounds like a lot !
no its not alot
well i do not think i could juggle all that
well i am a mom i have to
i bet it comes like second nature
yes it sure does
i work over 60 hours per week so that is super busy for me
what do you do for a living
i work as a restaurant manager
that is cool i bet you have some crazy days


my car is pink. i have a cat named leela. i am a youtube. i make videos about makeup. my dad is an airline pilot.

hi ! how are you today ?
i am good . and you ? just getting ready to start my makeup video on youtube .
i am good , i just got done building a new table .
oh wow . i am not that crafty . i did paint my car pink by myself though .
awesome ! i love doing diy stuff like that .
yeah , me to . not building stuff though , ha ha .
do you play any sports ?
i love to run . i even take my kittly leela with me .
that is cool . i bowl all the time , i have bowled a 300 twice .
wow , that is great . my dads a pilot and he takes me a leela up .
my dads a retired cop , hard to do much with him .
oh yeah , that job would really make you worry when he was out .
definitely ! he was scared for me too , when i was in a hostage situation .
org ! ! that is horrible . i am glad you are safe now .
me too ! luckily it was all resolved fairly peacefully .
oh that is great . you should check out my youtube videos . i post them weekly .


i eat eggs for breakfast. i know how to drive a truck. i love chickens. i was born in kansas.

hi how are you today
pretty good , but sleepy . i was up early today . you ?
do you have any children ?
do pets count lol ? my babies are my three chickens .
of course . i have 5 human children
that sounds like a handful . how do you manage ?
i use lots of fancy gadgets
like what ? fanciest gadget i have is a seen on tv egg cracker .
like cameras , timers , robotic cleaners
i tried a room once . it kept freaking out the chickens .
yeah you gotta just not put chicken feed on it
haha ! so , are you like a stay at home mom or something ?
yeah but i enjoy socializing
i am surprised you find time for it with all those kids !
well if i just talk to children all day i will go mad !
oh , geese , yeah , that would suck . kids can be so obnoxious sometimes .


i can speak three languages english , french and spanish. i am currently looking for employment. my favourite band is rush. i am a mother of two.

hello how are you , i just came in from my dairy farm
oh , do you help with the milking ?
yes my family owns the farm
how many cows do you have ?
about 10 , what do you do for a living ?
i am a retired high school teacher .
oh cool what do you do for fun ?
i like to go kayaking .
that sounds like fun i like baseball
do you belong to a team ?
no just for fun i am not very good at it for a team
who do you play basketball with ?


i went to an elite ivy league school. i look down on people who did not. i work in finance. i believe the rich should not be taxed as much. i eat out more than three times a week.

hello
how do you do ?
i am good and you ?
i am good . i am also in finance and went to school in cambridge .
i am a nurse i work in the er
sound rough , but somebody has to do it . not me !
its hectic
does it provide a financially secure life ?
yes it does
so long as you live in a decent tax bracket , most things are tolerable .
so any hobbies ?
i love to eat at exclusive restaurants .
sounds nice . i do not get out much anymore after my divorce
i eat out at least three times a week .


my favorite music is country. i like the internet. i like to make cakes. i have a new job. i am a vegetarian.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am well . reading up on quantum physics .
interesting subject , i am a nurse .
nice . did you go to school ?
yes , you have too if you want to be a nurse .
i just got a new job .
very nice ! where at ?
i am an editor at a big newpaper . i want spiderman !
i live with my own superhero , i am married to a firefighter .
that is admirable . i almost burned down a house once .
how awful , was it a cooking incident ?
it was plumbing incident . i got carried away soldering a pipe .
i once had a bad experience with sushi that resulted in a fire .
i think we are exceptional people . i have never met you but i feel it .
do you live in cleveland like me ?
i live in biloxi , mississippi . its the best kept secret in america .


i m fabulous from my on trend haircut to my louis vuittons. i don t know why my sister in law dislikes me. i went to school for fashion design and did nothing with it. i haven t had to work a day in my life.

hi ! how are you today ?
fabulous as always ! just got done shopping online ! credit cards are so nice !
is shopping your passion ? writing is mine !
fashion is my passion ! lol and i am good at it ! ;
i am good at yoga and writing so i love to do both .
do you do that for a living ?
for a newspaper i do . i have the time being single .
oh my gosh i do not know what i would do if i had to get a job !
it is not too bad . what is your favorite color ?
does glitter count ? ! lol ugh my sister in law is texting me . she hates me .
mine is grey but i supposed glitter could count .
hehe do you like fashion ? i have a degree in fashion design .
not really interested in it honestly . that is great for you thought .
so tell me about you !
i am pretty introverted which is why i like to write .
what do you like to write about ?


my favorite meal is chicken and rice. i read autobiographies before bed. i have a cat named george. my favorite band is metallica.

hi there from austin , texas ! whereer you from ?
i live on the east coast with my cat , george .
so good to have a pet . i have a new baby son
congratulations ! ! i am sure you are not getting much sleep . i read biographies to pass out . .
also have a job that takes more hours than there in a week .
oh no ! i hear you . its not easy . enjoy every second . it flies by
i do play baseball when i can . are you into sports ?
not really . . i am more into music like metallica .
heavy metal is the best ! do you work outside the home ?
i work online so i can dedicate more time to cooking meals like rice and chicken .
also lo mein ? i like cooking at home too , mostly help my wife
nice ! its great that you can cook as well !
you gotta eat . right ? i have got to feed my family
you would be surprised how many men cannot or wo not cook for themselves much less to help out .


my favorite color is purple. my favorite food is macaroni and cheese. i love ballet. i have blonde hair.

hello how are you doing today ?
i am great , how are you ?
good thanks . just finished playing soccer with my bros .
cool . . . i just left a ballet
ballet is just so beautiful .
it really is . so what do you do for a living ?
accountant . work for nike . ok job . you ?
i am an interior designer
seems like a great job .
it is , you get to be extra creative
is that your passion design ?
my passion is fine arts but anything where i can use colors is fine
do you like to paint as well ?
yes . . . do you have any hobbies ?
soccer and i am a bit of a history buff . england .
cool my brother loves soccer as well


i fly airplanes. my favorite band is tool. i enjoy building computers. i am in the army. i dropped out of college.

hi i just finished working at my garage . how about you ?
just left work at the army base . going to listen to tool my favorite band !
nice ! sounds relaxing . i am going to probably watch some fishing shows .
fun ! i am going to build a computer !
awesome . i can build cars , but computers are too technical for me .
i have a friend that flies airplanes like me so i understand .
so do you live on base ? i live by myself and i kinda like it .
no , after quitting college i moved in with my boyfriend .
nice ! so what are your hobbies ?
of course anything with computers and riding horses . you ?
watching tv and fishing . i sound very country .
i live in the country and love it . i never want to move .
i like it too . nothing beats the woods .
and a deer stand with a gun .
yep . oh and some jerky .
mmmm . my mouth is watering ! hunting season is almost here !


through them i ve learned to make up myself and others. i like to watch make up tutorials in youtube. recently i started a youtube channel where i share make up tutorials too. i started taking beauty classes too.

howdy . how is your day going ?
it is going good , yours ?
good just here listening to music .
i have been practicing my makeup skills .
that is awesome just do not go overboard .
i watch tutorials online and take beauty classes .
i wrote an article online about how girls are prettier without makeup .
oh really . some may be . . . but not all .
i am a clerk at a hotel . i see a lot of girls go overboard with their makeup .
yeah , so girls do go way overboard . not me .
that is cool . do you like to dance ?
sometimes . i enjoy going out clubbing .
kpop is the only music that gets me in the mood to go clubbing .
oh . it has been a few weeks since i have been out .
me too i mostly stay home and stuff my face with junk food
oh . do you have any hobbies ?


i graduated from princeton. i travel at least once a year. i love to watch the voice. i am currently listening to bach. my favorite thing to do is to go to museums.

hello , how are you today ?
hi i am doing ok listening to bach how are you
i am well . getting ready to play some music actually .
what kind of music do you like
mostly guitar music , because i love to play songs on the guitar . how about you ?
i love classical music but will listen to anything i even love the voice
that is a great show . do you have any other hobbies ?
i go to museums every chance i get
awesome . i myself enjoy a good go cart race .
that sounds like fun . do you like to travel
not particularly . forces me to eat fast food , which i hate .
i have to go somewhere new once a year
that is pretty exciting . i do like to fish in new places .
fishing is always fun i took my cousin once and he was scared of the worms


i work in finance. i hate cleaning. i m italian american. my favorite color is blue. i paint with watercolors.

hi how are you doing
i am well . just cracked open a cold one . you ?
that is nice i am smoking some weed
i have not smoked weed in a year . but i love the smell . especially that killa .
yeah i love smoking and listening to music
i might smoke a cig in a minute . what kind of music ?
rap mostly i hate my job
i listen to that trill fam ent music . boosie . you ?
all sorts what do you like to eat
i like pizza . and the color blue .
that is cool i am really into meat
i love meat . especially hot meat . you ?
i like to grill a lot
i was just telling somebody earlier i might pick up a cheap steak . do not know yet
i love to eat steak
i like painting and using watercolors . i know that is random .


i still love my cat despite all this. i spend an hour getting ready in the morning. i have horrible allergies. i cannot stand clutter or dust.

hey do you like fish or steak more ?
steak ! i am horribly allergic to fish . how about you ?
steak also , however i do like to go fishing haha
i have never been fishing ! i am more of a homebody .
do you do much cooking ? i like to cook a bit and i hardly leave the house !
i am a horrible cook . i spend more time decluttering my house . weird ?
nah , i feel like that is life . stuff in boxes ya know ?
yes ! because of all my allergies i try to keep things clean . silly cat !
gap . . cats make my eyes water like the nile . its a good thing i am a happy person
i have never really been a cat person until i found sully . do you own pets ?
no pets but on my dads dorsales i use to play with stray dog haha
that sounds safe . insert eyeball haha ! !
it was safe . . . i got my shots haha ! do you have any other pets ?
no , just sully . dogs make my allergies even more crazy !


i read autobiographies before bed. my favorite meal is chicken and rice. my favorite band is metallica. i regularly go to the gym. i have a cat named george.

hello , how are you this morning ?
i am doing okay . i just got back from my daily gym visit .
that sounds . . . fun ? how was it working out with everybody ?
it was pretty good . listening to my fav band metallica and pumped some iron .
that sounds intense . . . i like to run !
cool . i work out then head home to feed my cat george .
is george your best friend ?
yes . we even have the same fav meal , chicken and rice .
delicious ? i like to eat at home . . .
do you read much ? i love read autobiographies before going to sleep .
i do , actually ! i much prefer reading autobiographies vs . talking to people
sounds like me . books and george keep me busy when i am not working out .
my dad wants me to inherit the family business . . .
is this something you are interested in ?


my mother is allergic to dogs. i leave the dogs home when i visit my parents. i love dogs. i have 2 dogs as pets.

hi ! have you head of blood moon ?
you mean like , harvest moon ? when it gets all orange , even red , in the fall ?
yes , rare and i was born under one ! whats something interesting about you ?
i am just an ordinary dog lover . i have got two , but my mother is allergic .
does she live with you and the dogs ?
i live alone . it makes me sad i cannot take my dogs when i visit .
do you take them out on hikes ? i like hikes !
they love hikes ! the more water , the better !
i have never left the country , but i would like to hike outside us too !
the canadian rockies would be cool . and not too far from u . s .
yes ! i may also take my 3 brothers with me too ! any siblings ?
nope . only child . extra christmas gifts !
lucky you ! what do you do ?
i drive an eight wheeler , tractor trailer , over the road .
do you travel far ? seen anything interesting ?
seen all the states except hawaii . hard to drive a truck to hawaii ! ll


i am gay. i live in portland , oregon. i like to make my own coffee. i brew my own beer.

hello . what do you like to do ? i read ebooks .
hi , i love to make my own coffee .
i like coffee i drink while i watch marvel
i make coffee and brew beer .
well that is a healthy combo ! lol
lol ! ! not really but it is fun ! !
ohi bet ! i prefer iphones over androids . you ?
have never had an iphone only androids
oh good . i hate iphones !
thought you said you prefer them ?
i do . . . i was joking . . . sorry , silly mood .
lol , no worries ! where do you live ?
florida , hot ! ! ! i hate it . moving to tennessee in spring .
it is very hot there in the summer !


i go to a catholic high school in new england. i am 17. i plan to raise hell and sew my wild oats. i have lived a very sheltered life.

hi , i love to walk and work with my cell phone whole day
nice man , that is pretty cool . where you work ?
i work in a bar , because my friends are there too
noah awesome , you drink a lot ? ? ?
occasionally , but not at work , i had my pet cat at the bar too .
that is pretty tight . me and my friends had a pretty good party the other week
were there cats at the party ?
no b c my buddy girl is way allergic .
oh , too bad , i am very close to my mother , she comes to my work place often
ugh my mom is always hassling me
ha ha , just be glad that she is still around
i guess . cannot wait to be on my own tho


i am hoping to play. i am 7 foot tall. i am hoping to play basketball overseas. i just graduated college. i recently had knee surgery.

good morning , like to read ?
not so much i am more into sports
cool , i like to read now i like stephen king .
i had surgery a week ago so i should read in my down time
yes check out stephen king if you like thrillers .
ok i will have to check them out any particular suggestions
yes , the shining of course . i am a christian . why the surgery ?
i had a sports injury
i am also a vet tech here where i live .
wow that sounds like a cool job
oh no , i am sorry to hear that i am .
yeah i was a basketball player but i have to wait to play again
what sport were you playing ?
basketball i played in college


i am a profesional translator. i want to become an author. after finishing my career i discovered that i am not that passionate about it. i am currently unemployed so i have time to write. i am writing my first novel and hope to finish before the end of the year.

i need to find a good time to visit my mom . she is busy working at the school .
in my future i want to be a writer
what sort of writer ? my mom is a social worker . she gardens during her free time .
but for now i work as a translator
i am a cashier . i would like to grow big plants like my mom as a professional gardener .
i want to write erotica i love it
erotica is popular at the grocery store . i see lot of those books near my register .
see lol quick grabs ! i am unemployed right now sadly
my best friend moved to a bigger place for more work opportunities . could you move ?
you would grab my book if you seen it ?
possibly , if it looked good . i like to read when i visit my friend in the city .
that is cool , what do you like to read ?
books on freelance writing , actually . i may start a gardening blog .
cool , maybe i will follow you on it


i enjoy hiking and riding my bicycle. i am 29 years old. i am a night owl. my favorite band is pearl jam. i live in a suburb of boston.

my dream is to work with animals
cool , mine is to see my favorite band pearl jam in concert
cool i have a big binder with 3 rings an ponies all on it
you must be young . i am 29 years old
i blurt out stuff at the wrong time , we are the same age lol
oh that is funny . well i am living in a suburb of boston
when i was young my mom made me get braces ugh
ouch . mine made me sleep early but now i am a night owl
i eat alot , need to eat a little less
just exercise . i like hiking and riding my bike so i can eat more !
yea i never had to go to bed early ha
so you are like a night owl too
i do exercise alot now i gotta lose
that is good i can take you hiking sometime
yes you can my belly needs it badly
cool we can ride bikes together at night too


my favorite drink is iced coffee. i have a black belt in karate. i m in a jazz band and play the saxophone. i vacation along lake michigan every summer.

good evening . how are you ?
i am good . listening to some jazz right now . you ?
just playing some video games .
what game are you playing ?
super mario kart on my old snes
oh that is pretty old , right ? just earned my black belt . . . sore tonight !
yeah its old . i still like it tho .
that is cool . something is so wrong about drinking ice coffee this late . right ?
no , i do it sometimes .
okay , i feel better now . lol . . . gonna be up all night though .
same here . my folks are asleep tho . i live with them .
really ? how old are you ?
i just turned 32 last month .
ok . where you from ? i am west coast , but get to michigan each year .
i live in florida . near tampa .
a little windy down there i hear . . . ?


i deliver packages for a living. i am a very funny woman. i love candy. i drive a honda car. i own 3 cats.

hi , how are you ?
hey , i am good you ?
oh not bad , think i am gonna have to fire someone down at the consulting agency
oh well if it were me i would try to make it a joke
yah , my husband said the same thing , gosh he is wonderful !
i only love 2 things my 3 cats and candy
indeed ! i would not know what to do without my two small dogs !
my cats over heat in my honda while i deliver packages
eww ! i do not take my dogs many places because they hate radiohead ! can you believe it ?
wow that is funny i am told i look funny delivering packages
that is funny ! good job i would imagine !
yes hope your dogs like radio head soon


i sing in the shower. i have never had alcohol. i am very shy. i own a dog who is my best friend. i am content with my life.

hey there i like black shirts .
hey there i like to sing song while showering .
one of my purses is black too . do you sing rock music ?
no i am shy so i never got into that .
rock is the best , especially guns and roses . what do you sing ?
i see . i do not sing , i never drank alcohol and i am content with life .
you are sweet . i know someone who has never drank too .
i am not sweet i am sower . my dog is my bff . do you have one ?
i have a yellow lab . what kind is yours ?
i see . i have a german shepherd . do you play any video games ?
no . do you play them ?
i do , i would rather do that than do other things .
that is cool . i listen to music constantly .
i think everyone does that . what do you eat ?
i love pizza . how about you ?
i do not really enjoy pizza . i enjoy salads . and other healthy choices .


my mother is a school teacher. i worked as a clown in the circus. i am a reality tv star. i listen to country music. i like to surf.

hey there ! i am about to put some alcohol in my coffee and get this party started !
sounds fun ! turn on some music !
yea ! how about some lindsay stirling ? i love her !
i guess that works . i am more in to country .
love it ! i can smoke 2 packs of cigarettes and listen to some country .
do you have any hobbies ? i enjoy surfing .
nice . i bet you stay in shape . i love eating meatloaf .
i am in pretty good shape . you ?
yes ! in my second life , i would want to be a
you want to be what ?
i would want to be a hippo ! ! !
i went to the san diego zoo last week and saw one !
i wish i was there
i saw lots of animals . reminded me of when i worked for a circus .
are you a clown by night ?
a long , long time ago .


i write short films. i like to go to comic con. i play the guitar. i am a lesbian. my father recently had a heart attack.

hey its bonnie , whats up
hi bonnie ! i have been at the hospital because of my father
oh no ! is everything okay ?
he had a heart attack and it was scary
i am really sorry to hear that . its so scary with family
thank you very much . i wanted to go to comic con if this did not happen
there is always comic con next year . my band played there couple years ago
really ? guitar is my instrument !
cool ! i sing lead vocals . do not make much but it bought me a pink moped
maybe we can take your pink moped to watch short films sometime
yeah maybe . not much into docs tho
i am more into writing them so that is okay


i like to hike and spend time outdoors. my favorite thing to eat is a burrito. i love to binge watch shows on streaming services. i am close to my mother , but not to my father. i am a guy that enjoys being a guy.

hello ! where are you in the world ?
united states , we have got some great hiking around here . what about you ?
i am in the us too ! urbanite here .
you got any good burritos around you ? i love burritos
yes steak burritos are the bomb !
do you like netflix or hulu or anything ?
i am a netflix junkie ! what about you ?
i love all streaming services , but i really do not get along with my father
that is awful . i run with my dad every morning at 4am .
i love doing that with my mom
my mom gets mad because i blast opera in my condo .
you know , that is actually pretty manly . i think i will start doing that
well , i am not as manly as a canadian . never been up there .
that is true i am all about being manly though . i love being a guy


i never met my parents. i am an international business man. i own a mansion that i do not live in. i am a genius and know over 300 languages.

wow , i just got back from a great game ! how are you doin ?
i am doing great , what kind of game was it ?
pickup basketball . with the homies .
oh sounds good what do you do for a living ?
i am a student , always on the books , you ?
i work international in business
excellent ! are you in import export ?
yes electronics its a great job
is that a good field to be in ? good salary and benefits ?
yes its great , you will never be home i have a mansion
maybe i need to switch my major ! i am studying dentistry .
that is a good field also
yeah , but i will be swimming in debt when i finish .
that is correct but its worth it in the end


i live in america in the state of florida. i just started the tenth grade and my concentration is in science. i am fifteen years old. my family has three dogs and my dog is named maddie.

hi , i am a lover of
i hope dogs . . . cause i have 3 ! ! ! i named mine maddie
i am not a pet person bu prefer good music
cool , i live in florida . i listen to music on the beach
who is your favorite singer . lady gaga does it for me
taylor swift speaks loudly to me right now
i work in a retail shop .
i am still in school , i love science , its my favorite
thetis good . i love concerts and attend many of them every year
do you make bank ? i want a high paying job
no but business is a good idea
i am only 15 , so i think retail would be good for me
yes but you may change your mind as you advanced education
i want to study to be a marine biologist


i will work hard for whatever i want. i grew up as an orphan. i care deeply for my friends and others close to me. i often play the clown to get attention. i want people to notice me.

hello . how are you doing ?
i wish i had a family . do you have one ?
i do . i am a stay at home .
ah . i have no kids but i do have lots of friends .
oh good . what do you like doing with you friends ?
i like to dress up like a clown and make them laugh . you ?
i enjoy cooking for them . not baking though .
oh i love baking . i want to be on cupcake wars one day .
cool ! you just might one day .
i hope so . really , any reality tv show will do .
my favorite show is face off on syfy .
i love face off . can you do makeup ?
yes . i think i am good .
awesome . all i can do is clown makeup .


i have one close friend i grew up with. my dad is very strict with his kids. i wished i was older so i could move out. i m dissatisfied with the school life i ve had so far. i worry about money even though i m in high school.

i my friend ! i want you to be one of my many friends !
here is this one close friend i still keep in touch with
i lost my eye sight . i still drive though . race me !
haha i grew up in a strict atmosphere . as a child
i drove once and my friend told me what to do . i hit 5 cars
i want to be older and move out of this place
i dj for a radio station . live in my bathroom , please .
i hate school life and the way i am being treated
what is wrong ? are the teachers bullying you ?
no but the kids at my school are . i am in high school and worry about money
you should talk to someone about it . you can talk to me , friend
i have and nobody will listen ,
i am listening . what is wrong ?
it is more so that they do not know what i am dealing with .
do you feel comfortable telling them ? i think it would help .
well i have but i am being ignored


i want a dog , but that is a lot of commitment. if i want it , i buy it. my mother is a professional make up artist. i love to go outside at night and eavesdrop on my neighbors arguments.

hi , how is your weekend ?
its good . and yours ? i was thinking of getting a dog at the shelter .
www that is really sweet . i like dogs more than people .
ha ha me too . its a lot of commitment so i have to really think about it .
yes it is , i want a dragon . i think that would be a cool pet .
wow . i do not know about that . good protector i guess .
right ! i enjoy playing a game called d and d . what do you do for fun ?
go to shows with my mom . she is a makeup artist .
that sounds interesting . what do you do for a living ?
if i see something i want , i buy it . that is what is cool with the shows .
that is cool ! you probably have a wide variety of products to choose from .
i work from home and listen to my neighbors argue at night . that is like a job .


my glasses are held together by tiger printed duct tape. my newly bought laptop has a bum battery. i ride my bike to class since its only a mile away. i write short stories in my document tab with the use of a prompting app. my college courses are on philosophy and history.

hello ! how are you today ?
hi ! broke my glasses today , so not great . you ?
sorry to hear that . i am good . watching the sunset . its beautiful .
i have taped them with a tiger printed duct tape i know , ridiculous ! where are you ?
i live on the west coast . right on the ocean . you ?
i live in san francisco , ca !
awesome ! high fives all around .
do you work on study ?
neither . i spend my days surfing . i love it .
i am so jealous ! wish i was surfing too ! i go to college hearty .
that is awesome . what do you study ?
right now , philosophy and history
nice . what did you have for dinner tonight ?
grabbed a sandwich quickly . was too worried about the glasses being broken


i cannot choose between lollipops and rainbows. i would love to be a professional eater and not get fat. i believe in aliens. i hate cleaning up after my husband and children.

good morning how are you doing today ?
i am doing just fine and yourself ?
doing well just got back from a run . do you exercising ?
haha no . i want to be a professional eater .
lol . i did not either till i got my boxer than kinda had to .
i should take it up though so i do not get fat during my career
that sounds like a pretty good idea . where are you from ?
i grew up in wisconsin .
cool , indiana here my father was from china who worked in cars industry
i think all the aliens are in china .
lol that explains why my dad moved back a few years ago .
i totally believe in them , aliens that is .
i could say that is where some of the crazy music sounds come from .
which do you prefer , lollipops or rainbows ?
rainbows , what about you ?
i just can not choose !


my mom is a music teacher at the elementary school. my older sister plays clarinet. i have a pomeranian. i have entered into many violin competitions before and have placed in a few of them.

hello there ! i am sarah , just like my grandmother .
hi sarah . do you like music ? my entire family is musical .
i do ! i listen to it on all my walks , which i really enjoy .
hi sarah . do you like music ? my entire family is musical .
i also listen to music in my car ! it is a honda civic .
i play the violin and my pomeranian dances when i practice .
very cool ! my best friend has a pomeranian and she lives down the street
i have placed in a few competitions .
very cool ! you must be really good !
my pom is named sedona she looks like the red rocks .
she sounds very cute ! i would like a dog one day .
my mom teaches kids music and my sister gets paid to play the clarinet .
wow , that is a musical family ! i just like to sing in the shower .
a dog quickly becomes a best friend . singing in the shower is fun .
i bet ! thanks for the great conversation !
thank you . maybe we can do it again sometime .


my favorite type of music is metal. i like watching tv and movies. i have a lot of allergies. i work in commercials.

good evening , how are you tonight ?
doing good and how about you ?
i have an apple martini and a book , i am fantastic , lol
lol i have so many allergies i have to watch what i eat and drink
that is a horrid way to live , one of my girls has food allergies as well .
my grandson had eczema when he was little no fun
a lady in my book club has that too . she uses oatmeal soap and lotion .
yes that is good . do you like to watch tv ?
i do not have time for tv , i think i live in my suburban .
oh dear . i do enjoy tv and a good movie
i am running everywhere , between the pta , sports and book clubs .
you are busy ! i have a job working in commercials
that is awesome ! i still want to run away to paris and be a fashion designer .
now that would be a dream for sure


my parents are divorced. i am engaged to be married. i am a history buff.

hi !
hello . how are you ? what is your favorite party of history ?
whenever they invented the radio . you ?
i enjoy all kinds of history .
that is cool . its ok . i prefer music .
i like music too . just got engaged to get married .
good for you ! that is so exciting !
yes . planning a wedding can be overwhelming .
are you very organized ?
getting that way . how about you ?
being blind , i have to be organized .
very amazing . what is your favorite music ?
i am a dj so i like most music
thank you for the chat .


i live in upstate new york. my favorite place to visit is seattle. i love to take road trips. i work as a meeting coordinator.

hi , hows your day going ?
not too bad thanks . just got back from a hike in the hudson area . you ?
i wish i could hike ! this cast on my legs gets in the way , ll !
ouch yeah i could see that being a problem ! what happened ?
my sister mary was daring me to do something . . . you know how we texans are !
en there a few times on road trips . i am in up state ny laid back lol
i have been to catskill before with my dad . he writes for not
oo awesome ! i coordinate meetings with not and companies .
he was covering a story on easy . mary wanted to go but it was my turn
easy hm ? are you a crafter ?
the owner of easy bought an old warehouse there and is renovating . cool stuff
neat . must be nice to be a multi billionaire
so you are not one ? ll ! not does not pay that well so we are not either
i wish . i got like 50 dollars . partly there right ?
ahahah , keep saving ! what do you do for work ?
a meeting planner . nothing glamorous but it gives me good downtime


i am a weirdo. i wear dingy clothes. i have blue and orange hair. i ride a skateboard. i have often been called a slacker.

hey , what are you up to this weekend ?
hey ! just feeling like riding my skateboard all weekend . you ?
archery . i am just learning but i love it ! have you ever tried ?
no not really . i am pretty much known as a weirdo .
me too , since i do not like sports . but i am talented and may make it big !
i do not like sports either . i just dyed my hair orange and blue .
if i did not work in an office i would have bright hair . do you work ?
no . i am pretty much a slacker . i just hang out , skate , and wear old dingy clothes .
lots of time to practice . i wish i had more time to practice .
i practice skating all the time . i go to the skate park a lot !
is that close to your house ?
yes , i ride my board there .
sweet . i have to take the bus to archery classes .
ugh that can be a pain .


i will work hard for whatever i want. i often play the clown to get attention. i want people to notice me. i grew up as an orphan. i care deeply for my friends and others close to me.

hi how are you today
hi ! i am really well , how about yourself ?
pretty good do you have family ?
i actually lost both of my biological parents , but have adopted family . you ?
i got 3 brothers that sucks
yeah , but i have really close friends ! what do you do for fun ?
i play music do you ?
just like to make jokes . i like being the center of attention ;
that is cool whats your name ?
my name is molly , what is yours ?
mine is omar , where do you work ?
i work in a factory . you ?
just playing in my band
what kind of music does your band play ?
mostly generic bar rock . gotta please the masses
that is awesome ! i love being on stage and people are noticing me !


i enjoy jazz music. i work at a factory. my favorite city is seattle. i ride my bicycle everywhere.

good afternoon how are you ?
good . it was a long bike ride home from work .
really ? my husband loves riding the parks of nyc where we live
i ride everywhere . to the factory , to jazz concerts . . .
cool , i like museums with my nieces an nephews , i have 5 of each
i have a lot of family in seattle , my favorite .
really ? never been there how is it
very nice . it is a good place for jazz lovers .
awesome , so how is life ?
just busy with my factory work , how about you ?
just busy trying to make some many
yep , day in , day out .
yes yes i am trying hard before these holidays !
which holidays do you celebrate ?
all of them ! you what do you like ?
christmas is my favorite . i like thanksgiving for the food .


i am a traveling encyclopedia salesman. my hobbies include rock collecting and making macaroni art. i once saw peyton manning at the grocery store. i work at the gas station as a part time job. my lifes goal is to be the worlds foremost encyclopedia salesman.

i am looking for someone special
i sell encyclopedias and work part time at a gas station .
currently single at the moment
i like doing macaroni art . good to be alone sometimes .
interesting combo , i am a pro gambler
oh . how do you like vegas ?
yea it is good to have alone time
i also collect rocks . good to walk by the beach .
vegas is fun to visit but not to live there
they have conventions there for my group often at vegas .
i used to live there for work
i saw peyton manning at a grocery store there .
wow u did that is fantastic
in vegas you see famous people a lot .


my mother is a school teacher. i worked as a clown in the circus. i listen to country music. i like to surf.

hi i work part time at a retail store . what do you do ?
i am a clown and work in the circus , mother work as a teacher in school
do they have koalas in the circus ? that is my favorite animal
my description about my family what do you think of that ?
that sounds interesting . how do you like working in the circus ?
no , just horses and monkeys . i love dogs and country music
i do not really like country music because all they talk about is drinking beer
it is very stressful , so i surf to let it all out .
that sounds fun . i relax with my roommate when i am done working
yeah some does that , but not all . few songs sings about a clown .
oh they do ? which ones ? i have not heard that one before
do you surf also ? where do you live ?
no i do not surf . i live with my roommate in virginia
i do not remember , but it was a funny song
well i have to try and find that song . it sounds like it would be funny
are you close to the beach , is there a surfing crowd there ?


my favorite band is the story so far. i eat meat. i used to work at a factory making boxes. i used to travel the usa playing guitar.

hi i am sandy , my age is 25 and i work in the military
hey ! i work at a box factory . not as exciting as you .
my son is 1 3 4 years old .
i do not have kids . i did travel around the united states playing guitar .
that is awesome ? what is your fave color ? i like the color blue a lot
i love the color red . who is your favorite band ?
i listen to a lot of aerosmith
i love story so far . they are great . i played with them .
hmm . . . . never heard of them .
really ? that makes me sad for you . what do you do for military ?
i am in the army , been to iraq twice .
wow . and you have a young child . that is crazy . you miss him when you are gone ?
yeah well it pays the bills at the moment .
very true . and serving our country is very noble .
well thank you for that .
you are quite welcomed . i am ready for breakfast !


i live in a house with a yard. my parents taught me to find inspiration in the world. i am an artist and create with my mind and my hands. i am a mom with two sons and a husband. since my dog died i am incomplete.

hi how are you today ?
hello there , i am feeling quite unsettled . how are you ?
you should settle down then sparky
my dearest companion has died , i feel as though a piece of me is missing ; incomplete .
i can blog about it for you ?
well sure . i think my two boys and my husband would love that .
what do you do for work ?
i create beautiful works of art starting in my mind , sent to my hands , finished on paper .
very cool . where do you live ?
in tennessee a family home with a nice yard . where our dear dog used to play . .
i live in florida . danit irma .
my parents showed me to find my muse in the world . nature , hurricane irma has inspired me .
i like to shop . totally for sure
too bad irma destroyed your shops


i am a vegetarian. i work as a bartender. when i have nothing else to do , i read books. i like to write poetry.

hi the married life is crazy
i am still single and lonely . books keep me occupied when i need company .
i got so many kids goodness gracious
that sounds lovely . my patrons at the bar are the closest thing i have to kids .
we have 5 lovely children an i nurse at the hopsital
wow ! what a full life . do you have hobbies ? writing poetry is what i enjoy .
yes i do , i play a instrument the violin
cool . i also blog about vegetarian recipes that i create . its a fun hobby .
i met my bae in college
i would like to go back to school one day . maybe my special person will find me then .
i was only a freshman he was a junior .
sounds like the plot of a movie
lol its our real life no plot
well , i am an amateur poet . real life is the stuff arts made of !


my favorite place to spend time at is the beach. i love to read. i have 3 sisters and 2 brothers. i have a masters degree in creative writing. i live in a medium sized city.

hi . . how are you doing ? ?
great , just left from the beach . you ?
i love the nature too
i like to go there and read . nice to wind down with family
i like music . . i am in a band . .
cool , what do you play ?
i am a lead guitar and vocal
awesome , do you have any siblings ? i have 5
i have one elder than me
is playing in the band what you do for a living ?
i am a student doing my degree in music
i got my masters for creative writing
interesting . . that is kind of creative . .
ll . . . i want to write a few novels


i have one sister. i love dogs , especially labradors. i am traveling to paris this year for my vacation. i work in the pharmaceutical industry.

hello . i just finished cooking dinner . want to chat ?
hello , yes . what did you make ?
filet mignon . i work as a chef . it was extra from the restaurant .
that sounds amazing ! my sister came over and tried to cook . . .
my mother wanted me to be an accountant . she hates me .
that sounds boring . the pharmaceutical industry is where its at .
good job . do you have any hobbies ?
planning my vacation . this year i am going to paris ! !
do you speak french ? i visit the french quarter in louisiana .
ha no . but its beautiful so i am excited .
sounds like fun . i can not go anywhere because of my parrot , parrot .
i do not have pets . i want a labrador though . i love them .
labradors are nice , but parrot does not eat as much .
but the dog could eat my sisters cooking for me .
ha ! how old are you and your sister ?
i am 26 and she is 22 . only one i got but she cant cook .


i like things in organized. i enjoy a good run. i enjoy cooking but not baking. one of my favorite shows is face off on syfy.

hello . how are you doing this weekend ?
i am doing alright . glad i have electricity .
that is something to be thankful for . water is also important .
true . and good places to run . though not as necessary
right unless you are trying to escape from a zombie .
true . have you played zombie run ?
i think i have . does it have really hardcore metal as the soundtrack ?
i do not know . but you run and it tracks your gps . it is fun .
what ? that sounds like a very innovative game . do you work ?
from home yes . lots of typing
yes me too . i do editing and day trading . i try to study as well .
very nice . i try to stay organized but it is not always easy .
no its not always easy . i often get sidetracked .
cooking seems to help me stay focused but baking i get distracted and burn things
haha . that is terrible ! i made a cake earlier .
have you seen face off ? it airs on syfy . it is a fun one .


i like to fly model airplanes. i like to kayak. i run six miles a day. i like imagine dragons.

hi , i live with it every night
you live life to the fullest ?
i live with the smallest person
like a midget ? or a baby ?
i am not sure , you could say both
that is . . interesting . hopefully they like the band imagine dragons
oh they love it , their tails wag
oh they are dogs ! too cute
yay ! what i can do with
you should go on a jog with them
that would be tons of joyfulness
what else do you do for fun ?
i love to eat tacos with them
with your dogs ? you should play with model airplanes . that is what i do
you have to smile or life is no good
true ! you are just full of wisdom


my brother lives in england. i own my own business. my favorite food is sushi. i have a timeshare in mexico. my favorite tv show is friends.

i am a barbie girl in a barbie woooord
wrapped in plastic , its fantasticccc
you can brush my hair , call me nancy if you care
where do you work barbie ?
being a working girl is hard , that is why i am not . you ?
i made my own business
oh yea ? interesting . so do you work with your siblings ?
yeah an i have a timeshare at mexico
wow . i wish i had siblings . . . but its always been just me .
do you like food then ?
yes ! nancy has got to eat too .
i eat sushi all the time


my favorite color is black. i like to skate. i sometimes write poetry. i sing in a punk band. i want to visit the uk.

hello there , how is your night going ?
pretty good . i am writing a poem for my punk band .
that is nice . do you like dogs ? they are my favorite animal
i like dogs but i do not own any . what is your favorite breed ?
greyhounds , i have two of them .
what is your favorite color ? i am partial to black .
mine would be red . do you work . i am a vet assistant
yes i sing for a punk band . i am hoping to play in the uk .
good luck to you ! sounds like fun
thanks . must be rewarding helping animals .
it is , only thing is my mom is allergic to my pets
i can appreciate . that i am very allergic to cats .
i have to leave my dogs at my house if i visit her .
i like to exercise and skating is one of my favorite activities .
that sounds like so much fun . i have not skated in years
do you like to exercise for health or fun ?


i like to use a lot of exclamation marks when i type. i live in chicago. both my moms tell me they love me when i call them. i have three dogs and two cats. playing quake on slackware linux makes me happy.

hi , what are you up to today ?
just playing with my dogs and cats ! ! ! you ?
just making myself a salad
the pizza place on the corner makes a great chicago style salad ! ! !
i just love salad , actually , i love eating veggies any way they are served
both my moms like to make salads ! ! ! where do you live ?
i live on the west coast , but my family is back east , we do not get along
you should play quake with them . it always makes me happy .
i am really shy , it is hard for me to play online games with others sometimes
you should hang out with me ! ! ! we can be friends ! ! ! i do not bite .
i need more good friends
i will be your best one ! ! ! we can walk my 3 dogs .
oh i love dogs , that sounds fantastic !
great ! ! ! how about saturday ? can you come to chicago ?


i wish i had a real dragon i could train. my suspenders sometimes make my shoulders hurt. i enjoy playing retro video games on my 386. i have ink stains on all my shirts. my cats name is leroy jenkins.

hello . how are you today ?
doing good , sitting here with leroy jenkins and playing retro 386 games . you ?
oh , i was just messing around on my bass guitar
i wish i could play . i am pretty clumsy , always got ink stains all over my shirts .
really ? why do you have all those stains ?
just clumsy i guess , pocket protectors not holding up . you got any hobbies ?
well , i do like stamps . i have got quite a few from all over the world .
i play retro games and always wished i could have a dragon to train .
that would be pretty cool . what other things do you enjoy in addition to gaming ?
i do not have much time , been dealing with shoulder aches because of suspenders .
oh , i am sorry to hear that . you always wear suspenders ?
nah , just when i am chasing my cat , old leroy . gotta keep the britches up .
yeah . what kind of music do you like ?
country music of course , the classic kind .
i like country , and just about every other genre too .
i never got to see johnny cash play but i wish i did .


i volunteer at animal shelters. i am a terrible speller. i am an amazing dancer. country music makes me cringe. i have blonde hair that reaches my knees.

hey hows it going this evening ?
its good , just got back from the animal shelter
cool , do you volunteer there ?
yeah i do , its a lot of fun
so what do you do for a living ?
i am a student , but i love dancing . i would love to dance for life
that is awesome , i am an accountant . . . boring
that sounds so grown up . i cannot even spell too good
yes but hey you are still learning . knowledge is power .
country music kills my brain cells lol . it makes me cringe
ll i am into pop and r b
with my amazing dancing , and my long hair , i would be good in a music video
true . they have all the pretty girls
you want to be my sugar daddy ? or sugar mama
that is sounds like fun to me
cool , i can show you all the young new dance moves


i like to take cold showers. i struggle with maintaining eye contact. my favorite video game is halo 3. i drive a moped.

hey there how are you ?
good . just got home from a ride on my moped . you ?
well that is awesome . i am chasing my toddler around the house
kids make me nervous . i prefer video games .
haha there not for everyone . my husband stays home with him
nice . i am single .
oh really ? i have been married for about 5 years now .
congratulations . single life is nice . gives me more time to play halo .
yea not for me lol i enjoy being married
i am shy too . ca not make eye contact .
i used to be . but i am a distributor for budweiser now .
dream job ! i am unemployed .
its alright . i would rather be unemployed haha you like music ?
not as much as some people . not my passion .
i am obsessed with t swift lol
i have heard that blank space song a billion times .