i enjoy watching mystery movies. i like to drink green tea. i love to write stories while sitting in the grass in my back yard. i like to run so that i can clear my head.

hello stranger . . . lets get to know one another !
hey ! yes , tell me something about you .
my home is in alabama , but do not sing that leonard skinner song .
oh haha that is good to hear , how about mystery movies ? you like those ?
i like real life mysteries , like why was the easter bunny in my closet more .
huh ? maybe you should take a run and clear your head . that is what i do
i was not joking . . . i saw him while my mom was working at the store !
hmm , you been drinking some funny green tea ? i love that studd
lol . . . does it affect spelling stuff ?
clearly ; this is inspiring a story . i love writing in the grass in my back yard
do you use a lawnmower or clip it with a pen ?
maybe i should write a mystery about it and it become a movie
sounds like a plan to me , but you may need a gardener for the text . p
possibly . better not give them any of my green tea
do you not think it would inspire them ?
maybe , and i cant risk that


i have purple hair. i am a petsitter. my mom died when i was six. my dad is a college professor. my favorite book is the tale of genji.

how are you doing today ?
well not so good . i was experimenting with color and my hair turned purple .
that is exactly why you should leave it to professionals ! how bad is it ?
my dad is pretty traditional for a college teacher and he did not like it .
that is not good . i am pretty hungry but i only eat home cooked meals .
my mom died when i was 6 , so i never learned much cooking .
i like to live life on the edge and eat raw food ! it is intense
i thought you like home cooked meals . not raw ones ?
home cooked , home raw , same thing ! i also like to drive a lot !
i spend most my day walking dogs . i take care of them for people .
i own a boat and go fishing occasionally ! do you like the dogs ?
yes they are good company and i pet sit for a lot of people
well that makes sense . how did you find that job ?
dad put an ad on the college bulletin boat
family is always helpful . hopefully you have a great day today !
i may spend the day reading , with the purple hair might be a good idea


my parents pay my rent. i like to shop. i m a vegetarian but i eat fish , especially sushi. i love my dog.

hi , want to listen to some music with me ?
i just ate sushi . i am stuffed but sure . what kind ?
i like classical usually . my family does not . and they make fun of me .
i am sorry . my parents are cool . they pay my rent for me .
oh , i wish i was a cat , i could live with you .
sorry but my dog is king of this castle .
i do not have to rank very high . i like dogs .
cool . what else do you like ? shopping is my addiction .
i do not really have any great likes , hobbies . life is boring and disappointing .
i am sorry . eat more sushi . it has great vitamins . may help you .
will you make me some ? i do not cook .
um . it is sushi . i do not cook either . i mainly just shop .
oh . will you buy me sushi then ?
absolutely . are you working on friday ?
no , i am free every single day . i have no life .
you can walk my dog for me . i will pay you i .


my favorite meal is brunch. my car is black. i lease my car. i am a recruiter. i do not own any pets.

hi how are you this evening ?
good good good good good
good ! i am just relaxing with my 2 dogs .
do not do that ! it could be dangerous
they are harmless . do you have any hobbies ?
i like to eat brunch
i like video games and hunting , brunch is good .
video is not game as much as me
ok , what do you do for a living ?
i live in my tree alone
sounds lonely . i am a cop .
cop ! that is pretty awesome
i enjoy it , you know what i do not enjoy ? broccoli .
only with cheese . cows are my friends


i play in a nfl fantasy football league. i like nfl and college football. my favorite fiction genres are sci fi and horror. i love to read fiction books. i am a georgia resident.

hello , how are you this evening ?
excited for my next game i will play in the nfl fantasy football league
i do not play football but i enjoy riding my mountain bike
you at least like football . i love both nfl and college football
i do not , i do enjoy drawing people , i could draw a football player
that would be cool . you ever read ? i love fiction books
no , i do enjoy hard boiled eggs though , oh look , a bird
you should give sci fi and horror books a go . i think you would like them
oh , a sense of humor huh , i love your type of people .
its because i am from georgia . we are all quite humorous here
georgia my mama from alabama
is she ? where are you from ?
i am from texas , my dad is from turkey and my mom is from alabama
that sounds like a very interesting combo . i would love to know the stories behind it


my father is a retired police officer. i have been held hostage in a store robbery situation. i like to build furniture. i have bowled a 300 game twice in my life.

care to chat with a former actress that loves country music ?
care to chat with a man who bowled a 300 twice ?
i would love to ! i really like the job i have now .
what are you doing now that you are not an actress ?
i am a professional paid grandmother
a professional paid grandmother ? do you want me to make you a rocking chair ?
that would be so cool ! do you eat meat ?
yeah , of course i do . how about yourself ?
i really like all animals so i only eat vegan foods .
ah , well i come from a big meat eating family . my dad was a cop .
we have the usual pets , but thinking of getting a cow .
oh that is awesome ! you could give me fresh steak .
oh heavens no we want to save it from slaughter !
just a joke . . . i was saved from slaughter once !
lol , how did that happen ?
well , i was held hostage when i got caught up in a convenience store robbery .


my parents have been married for 40 years. i am a proofreader for a greeting card company. my favorite movie is goodfellas. i enjoy watching football and hockey games.

hey , hows your day going ?
it is going great ! it is my parents 40 year anniversary .
oh wow that is great ! do you have any pets ?
no , do you like sports ? i love watching football and hockey
i work all the time , i am an accountant . but hockey is okay
i work for a greeting card company as a proofreader
oh that is interesting ! bet you read some funny stuff
yes i do ! do you have any other hobbies ?
well , i do like to cook . i am obsessed with potatoes . how about you ?
i like to watch movies ! my favorite is goodfellas
oh that is a good one . i like scarface . do you have a car ?
yes i drive around all the time


i am a professional skittles player. in my free time , i watch anime and baseball. i have never had candy in my life. i am known as the iron skittler in the skittles universe. my favorite mlb player is bartolo colon.

hi , how are you today ? ?
do you play skittles ? i am a player .
never even heard of it , sorry ! !
fine , do you like bartolo colon ? do you know him ?
no , sorry ! i am not into music that much .
what do you do in your spare time ? i love anime also baseball
i love dogs and cooking ! ! ! i also fish .
ok , i am not a fan of candy
what do you do for work ?
that is good , i work as a skittles player
i am an architect and love it !
i am happy for you !
what is a skittles player ?
it is a table game , look it up


i have six older sisters. i work for a small , family owned restaurant. i love walking in the park. i am an avid fan of the boston celtics. i love chocolate.

how are you this evening ?
i am doing well looking forward to our chat , so tell me a bit about yourself !
well , i just got back from diving , and now i am feeding my cat !
i had to chase my dog when he chased a cat , while walking in the park today .
did he ? interesting ! i am waiting on the new iphone !
i would love a new iphone . . . i dropped mine while cheering for the celtics .
oh my ! that makes the tech part of me cringe !
i am thinking of getting a pixel phone next time . . . all six of my sisters have them .
that is a big family !
yes , we all work at my oldest sisters cafe .
what kind of food is it ?
anything and everything chocolate . . . have you ever had fried snickers ?
no , i have not ! are they good ?
my favorite thing , after the celtics !


my parents are divorced. i am an excellent student. i could not live without my dog , bart. i will graduate from college in two years.

hello there how are you ?
i am alright . just petting my dog , bart .
that is cool , like boots ?
i do not like boots . my parents had a fight about boots once .
really lol why that is funny ?
my mom spent too much on boots . the money is for my education .
i like to sleep a lot late in the day also
i cannot as i am in college .
oh why not you can later
i only have two years of school left
cool that is cool , i love leather a lot .
me too ! it feels so good .
yes especially in the fall
yes . i start my junior year of college in the fall too .


i drink a lot of tea. i write short stories in my free time. i hope to one day be a published author. i work in a used book store. i love art museums.

what did aaron rodgers say when he dumped a . munn
i just drank a plenty of tea
i hope we can use tea more as compost , help save the world
what is that ? i don t get
you must work in a factor like i do
during my free time , i write stories
i volunteer with my free time
i was working at the book store that s how i gained the idea of writing
i like book stores , but they need to open earlier , i am always ready to go
hopefully , i can publish it someday
that would be awesome , maybe i can help with your signings
do you like art museums too ? coz i like them
a little boring for me , i would rather have a beer museum
wow , you should try going again and see how it is before


my girlfriend just broke up with me. i don t own a television. i like to read. i work at a school as an art teacher. i can t stand pizza.

hi there ! how are you ?
i am really sad , to be honest
sorry to hear that , would you like to talk about why ?
yeah . my girl just broke up with me . i am heartbroken
that is never a fun situation . do you have friends and family to talk to ?
the kids i teach are the only ones that really help me
kids are great . what subject or grade level do you teach ?
i teach art for third graders . what about you ?
currently unemployed . gives me more time to watch sports though lol
i do not even own a tv , but i fell you
do you have a favorite sport ?
i am not into sports . i would rather read
what do you like to read ?
anything . i prefer mysteries and crimes though


i drive a silver lexus. i have a dog named socks. dancing is my passion. i am terrible at math. i am a college student.

how are you doing today ?
what up , not to bad , you ?
i am alright . i am just waiting for the end of the day .
oh yeah , me too . ready to be outa this math class .
i will bet . i was never good at math .
oh hells no , i am terrible
what kind of math class are you taking ?
just basic intro math . flunked the tests to get passed it
that is no fun . i am better working in a garage .
ooh , cool , maybe you can fix my lexus !
maybe , that would be fun .
you know whats fun ? the college dance i am attending tonight !


my parents were divorced. i ve broken my arm twice. i am a widow. i am a very social person. i grew up with 6 siblings.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am doing good and you ?
i am doing very well , now that my run is over .
great way to energize and relax
i hate it . i used to do triathlons .
i ran once and broke my arm
i have broken my ankle , twice , during races .
i broke my again on the ice and snow
you have some pretty bad luck there .
yeah i had it rough growing up with 6 brothers and sisters
i snowboard a lot , my older brother taught me . he was gentle with me .
what a good brother ! i lost my husband and miss him
my husband left when my daughter was one , she just finished college .
wow good for your daughter . i grew up in a divorced home


my name is gerald. i like basketball. i work at mcdonalds. my favorite color is green.

hi names erica how are you
i am great nice to meet you i am gerald
do you have siblings ? i have 2 and a twin brother
i am an only child i wish i had a brother
well it helps when your a short nerd
lol i am short too but love basketball imagine that
well i love to bake but can rarely reach the spice rack
you sound like you need a stool
i have one but wish i could float like david copperfield
magic , david copperfield eats at the mcdonalds i work at
wow that is awesome
he loves double cheese burgers and chicken nuggets
kid at heart and in the gut lol
for sure i love to eat green foods mcdonalds makes me sick
yeah i love my kale and spinach
green is my fave so i eat anything green


i am 5 3 an love movie time. i am a fitness guru. i am a carefree , funloving , free spirited person. i am a true believer in god first. i love adventure that is why i have been a sales person all my life.

hi there , i really like the outdoors and going for runs , how about yourself ?
i am a fitness fanatic and i love adventure
adventure is always fun . when i running i like to take my dog with me .
cool . i have three dogs
nice , i also have two cats , but i live alone . do you like to travel ?
i love traveling . i am very open minded and free spirited
i would love to go to nashville , i really enjoy country music and playing guitar
cool . i want to learn how to play the electric guitar
lessons and practice make perfect . do not give up on your dreams !
i will not . i put god first in everything i do
that is great ! i hope you have a great day and i enjoyed chatting with you .
thanks ! ! i enjoyed you as well
take care , and pray to the lord to help guide you down the right path .
absolutely enjoy the rest of your day


i am active on my city council. i have 10 alpacas. i only eat locally sourced food. i like wide , open spaces. i own a home with 5 acres of land.

hello , how are you doing today ?
great , about to head to our city council meeting . . you ?
good thank you . my favorite color is bright blue , my eye color . what is yours ?
i love purple . . we have many purple lilac bushes on our 5 acres
my favorite flower . did you go to college ?
i attended florida state , and you ?
no college degree here but i do have an iq that is above average .
that is impressive ! where do you work ?
i prepare tax returns , have my own business .
okay i see , that stuff is so confusing to me lol
i need dinner ideas . do you have any good ideas ?
hmmm i would say some stuffed shells sound yummy ! do you like to cook
yes , i love meat . the one thing that is not really good for you .
we love meat , we are harvesting or 10 alpacas soon


i hope to retire to florida. i own my own music store. my mother and father are both in the church choir. i played in a band for 17 years.

how do you feel about downward facing dog ?
like i need to work out more .
i teach yoga for a living . i could help you . where do you live ?
in vegas , but i want to retire in florida . where do you live ?
vegas is awesome ! i play poker with the love of my life since highschool .
i play in a band and own a music store .
party on , wayne . i dig the color pink . you play a pink drum set ?
sure , my parents sang for the church choir , got me started early .
that is really great to have a hobby you enjoy . i prefer more solo activities .
what kind of solo activities ?
well , yoga since it is my profession . visiting my mother at the cemetery .
cemeteries are cool , you should come to my music store .
i will get a ticket to vegas as soon as i get home . sounds awesome .
i have played in my band for 17 years , i can get you backstage .
i am totally in ! i will wear my favorite pink kilt . is that okay ?
sure , my parents will love it !


my favorite thing to do is research race cars in my free time. i only have three best friends. i like swimming. i am a fourteen year old living with my mom and grandparents.

hi how are you doing
hi i am doing great i just turned 14
cool did you do anything fun for your birthday
yeah my mom and grandparents had a party for me at our house . we all live together
that is nice do you like having everyone live with you
yeah they help me a lot especially with my homework . what do you like to do
i am a cat breeder do you have pets
no my mom is allergic to dogs which is what i want to have .
do you and your family like to cook
yeah we cook together sometimes or take turns cooking
that is nice whats your favorite thing to cook
tacos , do you like to read
i do it is very relaxing
i love reading about race cars and how they work


when i m not touring with the band , i like to garden. i m a drummer in an indie band. one day i would really like to skydive. i volunteer at the local humane society.

hello how are you doing ?
i am doing well my friend and you ?
very well , i have been drawing all day .
nice . i have been in the garden
very cool , i wish i could garden but i live in a small apartment .
cool . i do not get too much time when i am on tour
what kind of tour ? are you in a band ?
yes i am in a band ! i am the drummer
that is so cool ! my mom is a music teacher .
awesome ! i am in an indie band . i love it
indie music is great , my other siblings listen to indie music too .
i also volunteer at a humane center when i can
wow , you are busy . what do you do at the humane center ?
i help the elderly . one of them inspired me to want to skydive
i went skydiving before ! i loved the feeling of flying .
that is amazing . i really want to go


i like to cook. i am a foodie. i love kids and dogs. i like to go shopping with my daughters. i love to chat with my friends.

hiya , how are you today ?
i am well , how are you ?
good , i am going to apply for a job tomorrow i am nervous .
oh really ? do not be nervous you will do great !
yes , but i want to be a guide at the smithsonian ,
thank you for telling me . i love to chat with friends like you !
oh thanks ! do you have a job ?
i do have a job but it is not my passion
what is your passion in life ?
cooking . i am a big foodie
do you have a favorite food to cook ?
nothing specific . i love all food .
do you make sushi ? i love sushi
i do ! it is great . what else do you like to do ?
i love watching csi , do you have a favorite tv show ?
i do not watch tv much . i love taking my daughters shopping .


i am a average american youth. i hate school. i enjoy summer walking and reading. i fell in love this summer. i live on a lake.

hi how are you today
i am fine and enjoying summer . how about you ?
pretty good where do you live ?
i live by a terrific lake with lots of water sports .
oh i am in nashville
nice , so are you part of the music scene there ?
in my spare time yes , you ?
no , i enjoy walking and reading and falling in love .
do you get your own groceries ?
no , mom buys and fixes all the food in the household .
oh does she go to the farmers market
yes , we have a nice one here .
where do you work at
do not work , just go to school which is not fun .


i like meat. my favorite food is steak. i listen to rap. i drive a black car. i am working in finance.

i am having fun with my family
that is awesome ! i cook out a lot with my family
my 3 children do that with me
i do not have kids . i spend too much time accounting
try listening to music especially classical just like i do
i am more of a rap guy
oh , so you play golf too ?
no , i prefer chess . you ?
i am in a huge firm , law firm
you must be very successful .
but there are still things around to achieve
absolutely . you sound like an ambitious person .
yes it is . and those are the one measures my success
i am impressed . i just got a new black honda
wow i wanted to get one though
it is a really good car . you should !


i like to chat with my friends. i like to read books that are in a series. i like to go to the movies. i love to go out to eat with my family.

hi how are you today ?
i am doing great how about yu ?
i am alright . do you work ?
i actually do not . i only leave my house to go to the movies .
whats your favorite movie ? slackers ?
i like horror movies !
what else do you enjoy in life ?
i really like to read . i love books
what kind of books eh ?
any type of series . hate to read just one and its over
i do not read much i am a cheerleader
that sounds a little too stereotypical
but my hair is black so that is different
ah i guess so . what else do you do ?
i live at a ranch . you ?
in the city , there are alot of restaurants


my wife and i enjoy long sunday drives. i have a very tone body. i have a collection of video games. my son is a straight a student.

how are you doing today ?
just got don working out . gotta keep on top of my very toned body
that sounds fun . how often do you work out ?
twice a day , sometimes 3 . i play video games when i am not working out
i like to go out on the town but i am not that social
you like to go on drive ? my wife and i really enjoy long drives on sunday
that sounds great . i do like that .
what do you like to do ?
i like to go to the park and hang out with my boys
you have kids ? i have a son . straight a student . so proud
i do not have kids . i mean my friends .
oh i see , do you guys like video games ?
not so much . i like to read .
oh , i was going to invite you over to play . i have a vast collection
wow . you must really like games .
i do , but if you read , you could hang out with my son


i am a nurse. i surf often. i was an army brat. i am a great baker.

hi do you like travel
i used to when i was a kid as an army brat . you ?
nice ! i work hard in a farm but i wish travel around the world .
i do nursing . it is also hard work
good job . my sister is a nurse like you .
that is really great . do you do anything for fun ?
i take photo i wanna go far and taking wonderful pictures .
that is amazing . i am a good baker . that is my main hobby
mm i am good eater . good hobby . i have a funny dogs .
dogs are great . i like taking mine to the beach while i surf
cool . i am hiking with my little dogs sometimes .
that is so adorable . anything else you want to tell me about yourself ?
i listen rock and go concert . do you like listen music ?
yes i do . i love all kinds of music


i think the moon landing was faked. i have 3 thumbs. i talk very fast. i can type 140 words per minute.

hello , how are you today ?
hey ! i am well except i need a thumb removed . i have three .
what hand is your other thumb on ?
my left . the moon landing was recorded in hollywood . you believe any conspiracies ?
not really , but the one about aliens living under the earth is cool .
very true . i am a stenographer and can type 140 word a minute . you ?
about 70 . i am short . i also have a big family .
i am the complete opposite of both . i am also a fast talker .
can you stenotype as fast as you can talk ?
faster . the keyboard layout is easier in my opinion .
yeah , to be honest , all keyboards need to have them .
very true . the qwerty layout does not make much sense .
except mobile , which will be harder to keep us with typing and speed
exactly . where you from ?
i am from jackson , mississippi .
nice . pittsburgh pa here . male and 23


i am a student. i am in an education program , and hope to teach kindergarten when i graduate. i am a vegan. i like visiting art museums in my spare time. i just started dating someone new.

hi there ! tell me about yourself
hello hello ! i am studying education , and i am a friendly vegan .
that is awesome . my husband is ceo of taco bell . we are probably enemies
oh my gosh . i am sorry , i guess we cannot be friends . i am still friendly though .
do you like madonna ? she is my sister . i can probably get you tickets if you want
you are kidding ! i am a huge fan !
that is awesome ! i love my sister but she hates my five cats .
what a shame . i just started dating someone with 2 cats . 5 cats though . . . wow
its a lot . but when i am queen of england , someone else will clean it up
you should go for it . your husband can be ceo and the king of a country
true . plus i really like blue , which is close to royal purple
what a sumptuous color . i visit art museums and i love how monet uses blues and purples .


i am an environmental activist. i also like to mountain bike. i live in vermont. i love to hike.

hi want to get to know each other
hello , how are you tonight ? do you believe animals are people ?
no i think people are people , but i do like animals
i am located in vermont and i hike a lot , to work to preserve the forests .
that is cool . i like nature too . mostly for fishing
have you ever trail biked ?
no , but that does sound fun . maybe i will start .
you really should . if i were not in vermont , i would be surfing .
do you enjoy listening to music ?
i do , i love the stones .
me too . not as much as jimi hendrix though
tupac will always be my first love .
well i like the guitar so i am a hendrix fan
clapton all the way , baby .
i am still learning , but i think they are both great
do you have any other hobbies ?


my hair is black and curly. i believe in leprechauns. my dog is my best friend. my mom went crazy when i was three and i have not seen her since. i am an accountant.

i live on a farm with lots of animals
i have a dog . she is the only animal interaction i have .
that good i have five cat
i like cats , i just never run into them . i work from home , so . .
well if you was near i will give you one
www . that is sweet . do you work on the farm , or is it just where you live ?
yes i just plant truck farm not much
have you ever seen a leprechaun ? i love them !
yes but do not no much about them
its all good . what do you do with your hair when you are out in the sun ?
i just twist it up and put on a hat
yeah . mine is way too curly to leave loose .


i skydive frequently. i like the band queens of the stone age. i need certain medications to live. i like fast food too much. i have won an olympic medal.

hi , how would you like to talk to a mom with 8 children under 10 ?
awesome ! i think i would make sure i take my medications to get through the stress
yes , i am so tired that i need more iron in my diet .
yes i bet ! i eat too much fast food which makes for a crummy diet
i am trying to keep fit , bc i really like adam levin in love , maybe .
haha ! i love listening to queens of the stone age . . . different music
i meant adam levine . any pets ? i have cats 3 of them .
love cats ! i have one named radar
i just remembered oreo cat ran away , so now i only have 2 .
oh sad i love to skydive have you ever done that ?
thank you . yes , i have gone skydiving its totally cool
i am active . i should show you the olympic medal i won
that would be cool , but some other time . i got to run . take care .
have a great weekend and be safe


my glasses are held together by tiger printed duct tape. i write short stories in my document tab with the use of a prompting app. my newly bought laptop has a bum battery. my college courses are on philosophy and history.

hi how are you today ?
i am doing very well , but i just got a new laptop and the battery is bunk .
better get that funk back to the store before its junk
yeah . i am in college , how about you ?
i am an only child do you dye your hair ?
yes , its light brown and i dye it dark brown . you ?
i dyed mine blonde lately . its wild
what is your natural hair color ?
brown . i am a great dancer
what kind of dancing do you do ?
all kinds . i dance alone though
but only two can tango , haha !


i have 5 kids. i love to socialize. i love new gadgets. i am great with babies.

hello , how are you doing today ?
great . how are you doing ?
i am doing alright , i am a little lonely however . no real friends .
sorry to hear that . bet it is their loss .
that is really nice of you to say . i am anna , what is your name ?
my name is jesse . i try to like everyone . life is too short .
that is nice to hear . i came from france , i moved to the usa last year .
cool ! would love to go there . but i have many kids .
oh it is lovely there . how many kids do you have ?
i have 5 . so i always like new gadgets that help make things easier .
what kind of gadgets , and how do they make things easier ?
little things that go in the kitchen . like things that make clean up easier .
i help my mom in the kitchen sometimes , but i sometimes make big messes .
it happens . that is part of the fun .


i was the first test child for sesame street. i always carry an edged weapon. i speak six languages. i work on the radio as a character voice. i once started a forest fire in california.

hi there , how are you ?
hello ing good , what language do you want to chat in ?
uh american lol ! do you speak another language ?
i speak six other languages , pick one and i will speak it
alright , how about gaelic ?
ok , galactan it is then , est ben galego
dura mie ayd ! do you play any sports ?
no but i also usually carry an edged weapon
i speed skate ski often . are skate blades edged weapons
i am also the first test child for sesame street , my mom was big bird
what is a test child ?
child to test if i was afraid of big bird


i am a writer. i live in new york city. i am married. i have ten nieces and nephews.

hey how are you tonight
what ups ! i am grand ! watching movies with the wife , typing loud . . real loud
wow . you sound excited . not like my boring life
whats boring about life ! ! ! ya know ?
being married and old and on a diet
hey i am all of those technically
glad to hear that there is someone like me
bird of feather . . eat sushi together . . that is how that goes right
i guess . gotta get an uber though . cant drive
i know the strife i am in new york
ah darn . i am in ca though
west coast , best coast . too cold over here
i agree . no storms and hurricanes here
yeah or pigeons . this city . . i swear


i take pride in getting straight a s. i am addicted to the hit show empire. i m currently looking for a job in baltimore. my favorite rapper is yo gotti. god has always been put first in my life.

hello , how are you tonight ?
chillin . watching empire . my fav show
i am a walking dead fan , i am waiting for my steaks to get done .
typing up a resume , baltimore has high unemployment .
i have heard that , but there are some great coffee shops there .
i do all my work in cafes . i make sure i get an a average
i love coffee , i have five blends in my fridge .
yo gotti is dope . what music do you listen to ?
i love rap , tupac is my favorite .
god is more important than rap to me . but rap is a close second ! lol
lol . my dog is awesome , and i am a pagan .
people need religion . they need advice about how to live a good life .
i tend to let people live their lives , and not push anything on anyone .
i do not mean to push . i just mean you cannot do it all yourself .
you can , everyone works differently and must find their own path .
your mind needs the advice of the acquired wisdom of other people .


i believe in aliens. i cannot choose between lollipops and rainbows. i hate cleaning up after my husband and children. i would love to be a professional eater and not get fat.

hello ! how are you doing today ?
great ! just eating a bunch of chips . i wish i could do this all the time
i like chips too , as long as there was no animal cruelty in the making .
i agree . animals are sacred
exactly ! it looks like i have found a kindred spirit .
please tell me you are a believer in aliens too ?
of course ! i was actually in a band called roswell for 17 years .
so cool ! what do you do for fun ?
well , i still play music but i also love hiking , board games , cooking , and traveling .
that is great . i like to eat , and i hate cleaning
cleaning is the worst ! i would hire a service but i am saving for retirement .
i am constantly cleaning after the kids and husband
are you a stay at home parent ?
yes i am . though i could definitely get a job as a pro eater
i have always admired stay at home parents . pro eater is a job i could get behind .
as long as i would not gain any weight !


i live alone. i am an amateur chef who cooks 5 different cuisines. i am a scientist. i play guitar on my free time. i like to play video games.

hello i have a nice car that i drive
i love to cook i am very good at it
what kind of food do you cook
i can cook all different kinds of food you name it
mexican food ? i love my family they are very important to me
yes i can make lengua , enchiladas , menudo
all that if good , i like tacos from lengua
yes i can also make french , italian and chinese
i have my brothers working for me at my restaurant
you have a mexican restaurant ? that is cool i love to make patacones
yes i do . my whole family works in it
what is the name of it ? i also love science
the mexican donkey its in chicago
ooooh i need to go visit i am in colorado enjoying my freedom
what part of colorado ? i have been to denver
yea that is where i am . i am so happy


i play many instruments. i like to travel. my favorite music genre is classical. i give lessons on string instruments.

hi how are you
hey there ! great ! you ?
i am good thanks ! what hobbies do you have ?
i love music !
no way i am pursuing a degree in music
that is fantastic ! what kind of music ?
i play a few instruments ! i really want to be able to paly music for a living
if you need help , i also give string instruments lessons !
thanks for the tip !
i play several instruments . what is your favorite music genre ?
probably rock and blues
good luck with your studies , and if you need help , let me know !


i have my own channel. i enjoy making let s plays. i love youtube. my father works in advertising agency.

hello . i was just finishing up my pizza that i had for dinner .
i am making pizza too . watching some youtube vids now . . gotta love it !
oh yes . youtube is a good way to be entertained and learn things too .
yes i have my own makeup tutorial channel . . what do you do for work
i am an engineer but i am quitting shortly to travel for a couple of months .
oh exciting . . where will you travel ?
here in the usa working on some bitcoins projects
what are bitcoin projects ? i would love to travel across the us
another form of money . i hope you get your wish to travel someday .
my father worked in advertising . . so boring ! i need adventure
do you live in the usa and are you in school ?
i attend msu . . for elementary education . hope to do some traveling after school
that sounds like a good idea before you start teaching .
so what is your favorite meal ? mine . . . pizza !
yes pizza or fried chicken are my favorite foods .
oh i can chow some friend chicken . . . i exercise a lot to be able to eat good


i lamp on the weekends in the forest. i could move out , but she does not want me to. i miss my dad. there i am a general of an oris army.

i normally take my weeks vaca right about now to florida . glad i did not .
i was headed to orlando myself . i am going hiking instead
smart move . more peaceful that way . i freeze up in groups so i love hiking .
hiking is where i find peace . my mom lives with me .
i could not do that . my ocd that i found out about in college would go nuts .
she misses my dad , so she invaded my space .
that is a bummer . dad pass away ?
yes he did , right after i joined the army
sorry to hear that . i bet he was proud of you for your service .
not really , i am in the oris army . he did not approve .
perhaps i could join you . i often feel i lived this life before .
you could ! past life regression is a serious thing .
you guys still after the elves ?
yes , we are . its a battle that will never end .


i enjoy organizing my surroundings. when i am stressed , i overeat. i am a kindergarten teacher. i love kids. i have a lot of style.

hi there halloween is right around the corner !
hello . how are you doing tonight ?
i am doing really great , i just got back from hunting and shooting my bow
what did you tag today ?
i tried shooting some lions but i forgot i do not live in africa .
ll ok ok . are you going to dress up for halloween this year ?
yes ! ! i actually need to go shopping with my daughters !
i am a kindergarten teacher so halloween is a lot of work for me .
ohhhh yeah that sounds challenging . i like to remodel houses into haunted houses ! its spooky !
yes , i think we may have some things in common .
oh that is great ! i am glad i was able to talk to you then !
how many kids do you have ?


i love smooth jazz. i have a poodle named nanette. i actually like wearing suits and ties. i live in new york city. i work on wall street.

how are you tonight ?
i am well how about yourself ? i am listening to jazz .
well , i am plying video games !
that is awesome ! where do you work ? i am a stockbroker .
well , i play games professionally !
that is pretty cool . do you have any pets ?
well , i have 4 dogs !
i have a poodle myself . her name is nanette .
but , i do not have a girlfriend . maybe i game to much !
i probably spend way too much time working
where do you work ?
i work at goldman sachs . it is interesting . sometimes strange though .
how is it strange to work there ?
just sometimes it is a little bit too formal .
oh , i see . you do not like formal ?
i do like suits usually but they can get hot sometimes .


i graduated with a statistics degree. i know how to count cards in blackjack. i am currently going back to school to try and become a casino manager. i have 3 kids. i am a blackjack dealer.

how are you doing today ?
doing good except my homework is so hard
i just got done reading about adam sandler
that is so cool and i m about to graduate which of the
also , i do not go out ! i have never dated !
try to go to casino i am me
do you like to gamble
i m actually a dealer blackjack
is it fun ? also , i have a ton of dogs ! i adopted them !
count cards how in the black truck
what about a black truck ?
i meant to say black jack in the casino
i have never won when i gamble !
i can coach you i m trying to study again to become a manager
manager of a black jack place ?
yes in the casino place and that will n


i work for an architect firm. i love to cook. i have three dogs. i enjoy fishing. i am looking for someone.

hello , how are you doing ?
i am good thanks for asking
good to hear . i just got done shopping ! love the shops here in ny .
what do you do for a living ?
i am actually studying law right now , what about you ?
i help design buildings for client
awesome , sounds very creative lol .
do you have any pets ?
yes , i have 2 cats and a bird . do you ?
i have three puppies now
oh that is cute .
what city are you from new york city ?
i live in manhattan , very busy but i love it . you ?
i live in southern california


i love dancing. i like going to foreign countries. i dye my hair blonde. i am an only child.

hello how are you today ?
i am great ! how are you ?
good , i listen to lots of music
i dance a lot , so i listen to quite a bit as well .
dancing is healthy right ?
it is pretty good exercise .
so my parents died violently
that is terrible ! did you have siblings that could help ?
no but i take joy in small things
i do not have any either , and something like that would just destroy me .
i do not work much , do you ?
as little as possible ! but i travel to foreign countries a lot .
that sounds like a lot of fun
it is extremely fun ! i like it a lot .
sure what is your fav color ?
probably green , but i like blue too . but my hair is only ever dyed blonde .


i own a car. i love sushi. i love dogs. i am a girl.

hello , how are you this evening ?
i am doing well ! just ordered some sushi for dinner
that sounds great . i am waiting on steaks to arrive from the next farm .
ooh a farm ! do they have dogs ?
i have one that guards my alpacas .
you should make me an alpaca sweater !
a friend buys the wool and sells products in her etsy shop , want the link ?
that would be awesome ! thank you !
you are very welcome . any hobbies ?
i drive around with my dogs in the mountains . you ?
that sounds nice , i am on the city council .
that sounds important . what do you do for fun ?
i surf and read . do you do either ?
i read sometimes . i like fantasy books
those are nice as well , do you play video games ?
no , but my boyfriend plays call of duty .


i have a hard time feeling connected with people. i care deeply about animals. i grew up homeschooled. i sometimes need to scream to feel alive. i take my emotions out through art.

hi ! how are you ? i am enjoying some nature today
i am doing great and you ?
great ! how is the weather by you ? lovely here
great now that the storm has passed
were you located in the path of a hurricane ?
no just the tropical storm but the weather was dreadful
wow nature at its finest . was your whole family impacted ?
yeah i am homeschooled so cannot escape
my mother used to be a teacher but at a school
homeschooling made it hard to connect with people
i could see that . are you single ? i am
i am but i like animals more than people
i like food , especially salad
at night i just scream to make myself alive


i like to bake brownies. i love laughing. i love wearing flip flops. i have freckles. my best friend is from tanzania.

hello there sonny how are you
hi ! good because i played hooky today . . . just baking my fave brownies today . you ?
oh what fun i loved doing that back in my day
fun to hang in flip flops ll . . . also getting rid of freckles ll
oh my how you remind me of my little grandson bobby
is he loaded with freckles too ? ? i am trying a new bleaching cream .
oh yes just like his father i tease everytime they visit me
ll ! ! ! my best friend who lives in tanzania has loads of them too ll . 2 peas !
tanzania you , oh how i would love to go but i am 103
i wish , its tooroo expensive ll 103 ! ! that is beautiful ! ! ! ll
i wish i still had those millions i retired on but i gambled it away
org ! ! ! ll , i guess its nothing to laugh at but it sounds like a joke ! !
good times i had many shots , card deals and young men i have been through
ll , i bet you have many stories to tell . who was your last love ? ?
oh years ago i had a fella named stone cold , rock hard btw
wow ll i am sure he took away some good memories of you !


i have a golden retriever. i work in advertising. i like to hike. my mother is dead.

hi there how are you
my do is a golden retriever , i own him , he owns me
that is nice . all i do is dance salsa
my dog , the golden retriever , which i own , would also
that is nice . i do more engineering than salsa
hah advertising , that is where the real money is , that is my job !
neat . i work with bitcoins though
bitwaht ? hiking , although not for the legless , that is where the real money is !
it was nice speaking with you
and btx mom , yeah , she dead , killed , morto , 6 feet under .
that is morbid . would love to see
i have a webcam , its live but she is not
ouch . hope you look good on cam
well i do have a job in advertising


i like to eat cheetos. i have went to mexico 4 times this year. my wife does not like me anymore. i like to ski. i hate mexican food.

how are you today ?
i am good ! i just returned from mexico . i have gone 4 times this year !
that is great ! i love swimming in the ocean there ! what do you do ?
i am a ski instructor , i love to ski . what do you do ?
i work as a secretary , but my real love is caring for my three cats
www ! i love cats too . what are their names ?
they are tabby , julius , and marmalade . they are all orange . do you have pets ?
i have a dog named patrick . we are eating cheetos , which we both like .
cheetos are good . i am eating tacos , they are my favorite food .
i do not care for mexican food . my wife makes it lot , because she does not like me anymore .
that is sad . what happened ? are you ok ?
i will be ok , she is just going through a phase i think . i do like asian tacos


i have a crush on my co worker. i love rpg computer games. i play tabletop games with friends. i need to use an inhaler sometimes.

hello how are you today ?
i am well , trying to get over a crush lol an you ?
i am fine , how is that crush working out ?
i should not crush on a co worker smh lol
co worker hook ups are the best
not if you break up , let me grab my inhaler
all good things come to an end
you are right , like old school board games ?
you should go for it
nah what do you do ?
lots of thing , what about you ?
not much just try to get rich daily an play games on the pc
i am only 20 years old
wow you are young like me
is your favorite color blue like me ?
lol no i do not have 1


i like to make clothes. i work for peta. i am a vegetarian. i love animals. i make 50k a year.

hi how are doing tonight ?
angry . i just watch some videos about people eating animals .
on youtube ? that sounds gross
it was . i work for peta and i watch new videos documenting violence against animals
i wish i could go vegan
i hope to go vegan too . but for now i am a vegetarian .
i like meat too much lol
i care too much about other living creatures to be eating them , even if they taste good !
i know . now i feel guilty
ahhhh do not feel guilty . we all do what we can , right ?
i refuse to buy leather
that is good ! i sew a lot and use natural fibers instead of leather in my clothes .
yes no need to harm animals for fashion
exactly . so what do you do for a living ?


my parents are not married anymore. i like to read. i like to go swimming. i have one son. i have epilepsy.

hi there how are you ?
i am good . how are you ?
good . i just got back from having a run . feels good . love running
great ! i love to swim . i wanted to go earlier , but it was too cold .
i love to swim too . i can go really fast !
are you on any sports teams ?
no , but i used to be . i got a lot of trophies when i was young .
my son is on the swim team . he has earned some trophies , too . how old are you ?
i am 25 . tell him to keep at it ! i also love to cook !
i wish i had more time to cook . my only hobby other than swimming is reading .
cool ! what do you like to read ? maybe you can read a cookbook and cook ;
funny ! i like mysteries . do you read much ?
no , not much . i need to be on the move , whether it be running or cooking
i have to be careful not to be on the move too much because of my epilepsy .


i have two tattoos. i enjoy shopping. i have a cat named speckles. my favorite hobby is knitting.

hello how are you today ?
hello i am great today and you
i great , excited that i will be able to go swim in the lake
awesome i have a cat that i adore
i like to go visit places around the world so i am too busy for a pet
i understand that speckles lights up my life thou
lol that is funny , i like to paddleboard with my friends
i like to knit in my spare time
that is great i just to go to the lake and visit cabins in the woods
awesome do they have any shopping there
no just a lot of swimming , i have been to every state except the state of alaska
wow that is awesome i go to alaska for my tatoos
that is cool , i bet they are great out there
they truly are awesome to have
do you work outside of home ?
no i do not thank goodness


i work in tv. i love to sing. i m a lesbian. i don t treat my girlfriend very well.

hi . how are you ? what do you like ?
i am good . i like a lot of things and singing is one of them ! and you ?
i like to go for walks in the city . i walk with my dog .
that is good exercise ! good for you .
thanks . i like to get local fruits and vegetables . i go to the farmers market .
what do you do for work ? i am in television . big money for producers !
i do not work anymore . i am a grandma . i still live in the city .
well that is a fun job !
it is . when my neighbor needs help i am available . what else do you like ?
well i like girls . and i am a female . lesbian .
good for you . do you live in the city as well ?
no i live in the suburbs . i have a girlfriend .
do you have pets or hobbies ?
no . just singing . and i feel bad i treat my girlfriend poorly .
at least you feel bad about it . what do you like to sing ?
i sing classical music in an opera


i love beef. i enjoy playing guitar and video games. i work from home doing various jobs on the internet. i have a dog that has behavioral issues. i am in a very intimate and loving relationship.

hey there how are you
hows it going ?
just another day haha how are you ?
same , just recovering from work . what do you do ?
well i am a mom . raising 2 girls is a job in itself
wow awesome ! i do not have kids but hopefully soon . have any hobbies ?
yea actually . when my husband is not at work .
cool . i play guitar and video games . do you like music ?
i do like music . but i enjoy being outside . mountain climbing , hiking , camping etc
sweet . i like hiking with my dog , but he has some behavior issues
oh yes i can imagine .
yeah . i work from home and so he is kind of overly attached
we will see you are kind of a parent already haha
yeah i guess so haha


i have a cat named george. i read autobiographies before bed. my favorite band is metallica. my favorite meal is chicken and rice. i regularly go to the gym.

good afternoon , how are you today ?
i am really good my crazy cat woke me up this morning
ah , i miss my cat . she passed a while ago .
i am sorry to hear that my cat george is old too
i am in the process of getting a house so i may get a new cat afterwards .
congratulations i heard the process is crazy i have a gym buddy thays a realtor
well , i am so busy working in the er its hard to make time to go look .
that sounds cool ! whats your favorite band ?
the red pelvises ! they do russian rockabilly .
lol total opposite i love metallica
nothing wrong with metallica ! i like metal too
i listened to them tonight while making chicken and rice my face
i love chicken and rice . i make extra for the other nurses in my unit .
it was nice talking to you


i work in tv. i do not treat my girlfriend very well. i like to cook breakfast on sundays. i love to sing. i am a lesbian.

hi , how are you doing ?
i am great . how are you
i am fine . thank you for asking
where do you work ? i am in the lime light all of the time .
my work involves building drones
that is interesting . what kind of drones ?
small drones , for security or whatever you like to use
that is pretty cool . what else do you do ?
i love to listen music , play guitar .
whats your favorite band ? i like maroon 5 .
i like anime , he is my favorite
i have never heard of him . what genre is that ?
he is a rap singer .
oh , i see . i do not listen to rap
that is why you do not know him
probably . do you listen to other singers ?


i sell paper products for a living. i have a daughter. i am under 6 feet tall. i am a great cook.

hey whats going on ? hows your day so far
hello ! my day is ok . what are you up to ?
just reading . i would rather read than watch football haha
i agree . i do not like football much either .
so are you aggressive at all ? i have been known as a gentle giant lol
no not really . having a daughter i had to shy away from that side of myself .
well that is always good . you just have one ?
yes , my only child so i am quite protective of her . do you have kids ?
no i do not have any kids . i drive to fast to have kids yet haha
what kind of cars do you enjoy driving ?
well i own a 92 mustang fastback . i have almost died twice in it
wow . i bet those situations were scary !


i like to cook. i like gardening. my children are mostly grown. i live in a small city. i have a cat named felix and a small terror names emmy.

hi ! how are you ? i am very exciting about my new job !
i do not work , so let me hear all about your job
its selling cars . do you want to not work ?
i was a stay at home mom , now my kids are grown and away
what do you like doing now that they are away ? me painting and eating !
i love cooking and gardening . . . painting sounds fun
do you cook meat ! i love anything meat and pizza is my fav , of course !
i cook anything really , mostly with meat . and my cats watch me cook
my wife retired teacher can now cook more for me too !
where do you live ? were you affected by the storms at all ?
luckily , we are not in ca . you ?
small city in new jersey , so not affected at all
glad to hear ! we got a lot of cars moved to the dealership because of storm
i could imagine , i see a lot of fl cars up here too


my parents are both over age 100. i build aquariums for a living. my wife is legally deaf. my brother in law runs a major hollywood studio. i have six brothers.

hello how are you today ?
i am well thanks . how are you ?
i am doing great ! me and my cats are reading a book . well i am they listen
what book are you reading ? i am taking care of my parents . they are over 100 .
a star wars story . wow i bet they have interesting stories to tell
they do . my brother in law uses them for inspiration ; he runs a major hollywood studio
you have a very interesting family .
and i have not even told you of my legally deaf wife and six brothers !
wow my life seems boring now i just work at a library as a librarian
that is awesome ! i build aquariums
that is cool do you make some for museums
i usually make the aquariums for local businesses .
oh ok that is still very cool . what is your favorite food
my favorite food is an old family recipe for italian pasta .
i love tuna i could have it every night
i do not like seafood .
i have to go it was nice talking to you
nice talking to you as well !


when things go wrong , i do everything i can to make it right. it s important to me to make my clients happy. i take fridays off in the summer. i work in sales.

what kind of music do you listen to ?
radiohead tame impala bands like that
i like lots but listen to a lot of country music
i work sales , i have a lot of country lovers
closest to sales i worked was as a clown once
in the summer , i take fridays off for events
what kind of events ? i surf in the summer
client events , if something goes wrong , i make it right
my mom fixes wrongs as a school teacher
its important to make people , and clients happy
i agree . that is what i did at the circus
what is your favorite pizza toppings ?
i like mushroom and spinach what about you ?
same , with feta cheese and onions
good thing i surf to keep off the weight from the pizza
yeah , pizza is really unhealthy


i enjoy watching tennis and golf on tv. my name is sarah. i m a school teacher. i love to read and relax by the lake on the weekends.

i think i need help . i am addicted to blackjack .
what is your name ? i am sarah . i have a suggestion for you .
my name is sam , and i have an addiction to high stakes blackjack
you should try reading and relaxing by a lake . i love doing that on the weekends .
that sounds nice . would my phone work there ? i need to talk to my homies
lol . yes it would . i am a teacher . i take my students there all the time .
how many students do you have ? i am teaching a spanish class this year
i have 15 students . i am studying spanish . i know some spanish .
muy bien ! i bet i could go hiking by the lake , i would like that .
yes . it is very relaxing . do you watch golf and tennis on tv ?
i have not watched those but they sounds interesting
yes . they definitely are . i enjoy them a lot .
it is good to have hobbies , only bad when becomes addiction like mine
yes . i am so sorry about that . i hope you take my advice .
i will try , i want to be normal again , instead of driven by this obsession
yes . you will be normal again .


i like tailgate parties. i have never been on an airplane. i had a girlfriend who eloped with my best friend one day. my favorite season is duck hunting season.

hi do you have a cat at home ?
no cat but i love duck hunting my favorite season
two cats at hime stress relievers for me
speaking of stress airplane flights never been on one
reading books too while working as a librarian
awesome on saturdays in the fall i tailgate before football games
wow , that is awesome , i tune to eat
i am not married girlfriend eloped to make it worse with my best friend
really that is interesting and
it was a real gut punch affected how i look at people
no it should not be like that
i know that is what my therapist tells me
that is at least you have some one with you help
exactly the more help the better
that is true just stick to it
i will thanks for the support


i like to listen to country music. people say i can cook well. i can play piano. i surf everyday. i work at a bar.

hello ! how are you this evening ?
hi there i am good . i am listening to some country music . you ?
love country music . went shopping today and bought a new bmw
lol damn you got money . wanna come over and let me cook for you ?
sure i am not married
lol cool . maybe i can show you a thing or two on the paino
i would love it have always wished i could play
where do you work ? i am employed at a ba
i am an er nurse
oh nice . that is important lol . lets get a drink
i do not drink alcohol . water for me
i like to surf so i get enough water everyday
haha that is not what i meant lol
haha , what else do you do for fun ?
of course shop but my friends and i like to go out to eat
oh okay . i hear i cook pretty good . you like burgers ?


i am the head of the gun club. i am a poet. my friends and i enjoy golfing on sunny days. i have a beta fish. i donate old clothes to the homeless.

hello there ! what do you do for a living ?
hello . i am a former accountant and currently a sham .
what a coincidence ! i work in accounting too ! what do you do for fun ?
i mostly just hang out with the kiddos and enjoy kid friendly outings . you ?
oh that is nice ! i run track in my spare time and like music , especially bruno mars
yes , i like bruno mars as well . . . especially the versace song .
oh same ! do you like dogs ? i have two of them !
i am terrified of dogs . been that way since i was a little girl
oh i am sorry well mine are very friendly .
do you have any kids ?
i have a newborn ! i bought a red subaru when she was born , for safety !
congrats ! that was a really good idea . i have heard really good things about subaru .
definitely , that is why i bought one . how many children do you have ?
i have 5 . . . 2 girls and 3 boys .
ah , i hope to have a big family some day too !
yes , never a dull moment !


my dog is smaller than my cat. i really like technology. i wish i could live forever. i like free diving.

hey ! what are you doing nowadays ?
hey ! i am mainly free diving at the moment . how about you ?
i joined the military , actually ! i have always wanted to free dive , that sounds like so much fun .
its pretty cool . so , you into technology ? i am .
i should as a millennial , but i do not always have access .
ok . you are younger than me then . i am getting older i would love to live forever !
me too , i used to wrestle but now my body is too out of shape .
you have any pets ? i have a small dog and a bigger cat .
i wish ! i move around too much . i hope i will settle down when i am your age .
yeah i would not be younger again . too much hassle !
how old are you now ?
i am 55 . enjoying life
wow , and still free diving ! that is impressive .
i do not work so i need something to keep me out of trouble !


i have always had long hair. i worked at a movie theater for 4 years. i m saving up to buy a new camera. i enjoy running at night. i like spicy food.

hello . how are you doing
great , i am eating some spicy food
what kind of food is it
all food as long as it is spicy . not too much spicy food where i work
where do you work at
at the movie theatre . i have been here for four years . what about you
i cook for a living
nice . i am working hard so i can buy a new camera
why do you need a new camera
so i can take better pictures on my nightly runs
what kind of runs do you do
regular runs at night . i have to tie my long hair back , too
i guess i do not understand
what other things do you like ?


my daughters say i am a great mother. i have a family of three daughters. i am a woman. i enjoy baking and cooking.

hello how are you today ?
i am exhausted , how are you tonight ?
i am doing very well , just watching my favorite movie good burger
i have never seen that . supernatural and arrow are big with my girls .
do they eat meat as well or are they vegan ?
they will eat any animal that is standing still longer than three seconds .
wow they sounds like vampires
they take after their father , he grew up on a cattle ranch .
that is very cool , ride and stallions while on the ranch ?
not stallions , they are too unpredictable . geldings are the best work horses .
does he do any whittling or canning , i like to do both
no , not at all . i do all of the cooking and baking .
do you enjoy it or do you just do it to make him happy
i enjoy it . he is a horrid cook and i do not want him in my kitchen .
what is your favorite thing to cook
paella , gumbo , jambalaya , anything like that .


i want to move to london when i get older. i like to invest in the stock market. i have 3 brothers. i work for nike as an accountant. i love soccer.

hi , what is folk metal ?
i think it must be a type of music genre that i have not heard of .
oh ok , do you have a favorite taco place ?
i enjoy a taco place in london . do you have a favorite hobby ?
i enjoy swimming in my free time .
fun ! i like to play soccer in my spare time . what is your profession ?
i am credit analyst , 16 years at the company .
i m an accountant at nike but i prefer investing in the stock market .
i have a bad habit of talking in my sleep .
i used to do that as a kid . my 3 older brothers would tease me .
do you have any pets ? i have a cat .
i have a dog . do you have any plans for your future ?
not really , just live it day to day . hope to be out of debt one day soon .
i hear you . i really want to live in london some day so i m saving .


i have a pet dog. i am a student. my favorite food is pizza. i am an only child. my favorite color is red.

hello do you wish you could live forever ? i do
i would if i can eat pizza every day
that is cool . i love my new samsung phone . i love all the new gaits
yes that is a nice phone . it would be nice if i could get a red one
my ex has the red . we brok up cause he is too short
wow my classmate did the same thing . i go to school
cool . i am not biased about size . my dog is smaller than the cat
i have a dog . we got the dog because i am the only child
instant company . how cool was that ! i like to drive free
drive as free as the wind !
what grade are you in ?
i am in the 11th grade now


i have freckles. my best friend is from tanzania. i like to bake brownies. i love wearing flip flops. i love laughing.

hello , how are you tonight ?
doing good just got done taking a pan of brownies out of the oven yum
that sounds great . i am a chef !
neat so you could bake a pan of brownies that taste great too
i can , and do most nights .
where do you live ? i live in florida
me too ! though , we are in vegas , at a police softball tourney
since being in florida my skin is covered in freckles and flip flops are my friend
i do not wear flips , they make my feet hurt .
i love wearing them so comfy
are you a gamer ? i love fallout .
no i am not . have you ever been to tanzania ? i have a good friend there
i have not . i have been to south africa , it was amazing .
my best friend told me a joke and i cant stop laughing , love to laugh
gonna share ? i love jokes .
it would take too long to write it out


i like to play soccer , draw and read asterix. i don t have too many friends in the us yet , but i am going to summer camp and i hope to make friends then ! i also think that i may make friends as soccer in the fall. i am in 3rd grade. i live with my parents and my little brother.

hello how are you what are you doing today ?
hi ! i need some advice .
ok but i am single and a cyclist . i love pizza and my dad is a cop
i like pizza too ! so does my little brother . he is six . i just turned nine !
i love to see them someday
i would have to okay it with my mom and dad first .
just let me know if its ok
i just moved here from australia . i am having trouble making friends .
its ok i can be your friend for now
um , how old are you ?
i am 88 and still strong
that is amazing ! you are even older than my grandma .
yes that is why i am here
i only get an hour of computer time a day . i mostly just play soccer .
that is fun i wish i can still play
you used to play soccer ? were you on a team for a long time ?


i am single. my father used to be a cop. i work at a restaurant as waiter. my favorite food is pizza. i am a cyclist.

hi how are you doing today ?
i am ok . i am ready for my pizza .
that is nice . i am ready to quit my job !
why ? i am a waiter so i can eat all the pizza i want .
that is pretty cool . i wanted a promotion and i have been in the company for years
my dream job would be to be a cyclist for pay , instead of hobby .
wow , that is amazing . i am starting to give up on my job . . .
oh . are you a police officer because my dad was . you might know him .
i am not sure if i know him .
maybe not . what is your job ?
i am in the hospitality industry . been there 10 years
oh . being single i get to work a lot and lots of pizza .
i am single too ! it was really nice talking but i almost have to go !
oh me too . time for more pizza !


i go to work early in the morning as a nurse. i am thinking of becoming a mother next year. i am a mother of three. i am bipolar. i love to eat pita bread with hummus.

hello ! how are you today ?
hi i am doing well how are you
well , thanks . what do you like to spend your time doing ?
i play with my sons and daughter might have a fourth kid soon
wow , you must be busy . i enjoy volunteering at elderly nursing facilities .
that is awesome i am a morning nurse at a local hospital
so not too different ! my father used to be a policeman .
that is great police are so caring people say so much about them that is bad tho
i know . its sad . what else do you enjoy ?
i like to eat hummus on pita flat bread
well , ok ! i like red things but i am tall so the color does not look good on me .
that is not cool i am sorry your favorite color does not look good on you


i have blonde hair. i have twelve kids. i am 53 years old. i am obese. i live in alabama.

hi there , how are you tonight ?
i am ok , worried about my surgery tomorrow . you ?
i am sorry about that , we are familiar with surgery in my family .
twelve kids took its toll . i am having a gastric bypass to lose weight
wow ! i hope that makes you happier and healthier .
me too ! i think 53 is still young . i want to be healthy .
my wife beat breast cancer , surgery was part of it . you will be ok
thanks ! i colored my hair blonde in case i die . want to look good .
good choice , i am a zookeeper . no hair dying .
cool ! i wish we had a better zoo here in alabama
my wife works with me and we train 20 kinds of animals
that sounds so fun . what do you do for hobbies ?
hang out with my family my daughter just graduated
was it high school or college graduation ?


i wish i had money to travel. i live alone with my dog. i have an iq of 250. my hobby creating houses out of matches. my parents died in a plane crash.

hey hows it going how are you
i am fine and you ?
good . good . my gramps are dead
oh , no ! my parents died in a horrible car crash last year . i live with my dog .
apart from them i love anime
i like designing matchstick houses .
well have some chocolates . i love them too
my iq is 250 ! do you read a lot ?
just the bible and some
good ! i want to travel more , money issues though !
ukr . travel is lit . its hard to get money
it truly is ! i am going to get there though ! goals lol
yea we all are . see you soon
very soon ! i cannot wait !


i watch south park at least once a day. i currently hold three jobs. my favorite band is avenged sevenfold. i recently proposed to my girlfriend of three years.

hi , how is it going ?
i am good and you
pretty good . i just got back from walmart and they had soda on sale .
that is cool do you want to watch southpark
yeah , its a pretty funny show .
i love it i watch it daily
i am more of a game of thrones fan . do you watch it ?
it is pretty cool but i do not watch often
i just really want to see how it ends so i can stop watching it .
i understand that that is what you must wait for
its coming , just like winter , which is also my favorite season .
i like winter but i am more into summer
do you like the heat versus the cold ?
yes i think i do i love the warm weather


i used to work for a cable company. i love to ride my bike. i like my job. i like going to the beach.

hello ! allergies are terrible this time of year !
hi ! ! i enjoy a good walk to the beach no allergies !
that sounds awesome ! i just do not like the dusty sand .
i understand . its a great place to ride my bike though .
do you ride your bike often ?
yes i do . i actually really enjoy it .
it is good to have a hobby . do you have any pets ?
i do not . and yes it is . my other is hobby is my job . love it .
i have a cat , even with my allergies . what is your job ?
i play as a metal musician . used to be a cable guy but upgraded life . haha
that is a huge change ! i approve ! ! !
thank you . its a true story too believe it or not ! !
you must be a good musician if you make a career out of it .
it is a small career . i also promote metal shows in the midwest .


i like watching action adventure movies and eating popcorn. i m starting an internship at a construction site next week. i am training to be a welder. my mother raised me since my father left when i was five years old. i love riding roller coasters.

i like selling my art at art festivals . do you have any hobbies ?
art ? nice . i am a movie buff . action in particular . sometimes horror .
my new job is working online so now i have more free time to watch movies
new job ? me too ! what sort of job did you get ?
customer service . now i can eat beef jerky at work and i love meat
sounds nice . i am doing an internship so i will not even be paid for my trouble .
my friends and boss do not even know my real name . they only know my screen name
that is interesting . . . are you a gm on a game or something ?
no but i get to enjoy going to music festivals for my job and its fun
dad bailed when i was young but always went to those . more of a coaster guy , myself .
right now i am working and listening to a cool new band , the story so far
haha great band . i am listening to i see stars at the moment .
my dad bailed too , that is why nobody uses my real name , i would have to be jr .
deadbeat dads are the worst , right ?


i love spicy food. i have traveled to europe and mexico. my mother is a housemaid. i like swimming. i am an only child.

hey there , how are you ?
hello , i am doing great . packing for a trip to mexico .
how nice ! i have heard it is a great place to visit .
it is , one of my favorite countries .
i wish i could travel more
me too , i only can travel five times a year .
five is a lot of times , i would be lucky if i could travel once a year
i work hard , and so does my mom . we travel together .
do you have any heros ?
my husband is my hero , he is a detective .
i used to be a big fan of superman when i was little
i do love the winter soldier .
that is to do with captain america is it not ?
yes , it does . my mom is in love with iron man .
ha ha , i do like the new wonder woman film
my mother looks like her mother , it was so weird .


i love mac and cheese. i like to watch tv. i like to sit on couch all day. i make cars for a living. i make 30k a year.

good evening , how are you ?
evening , i am well . yourself ?
pretty good thank you
no problem . what do you do for a living ? i make cars .
i draw for a living .
wish i could . i can barely do stick figures
lol i wish i could make cars that is great
ll touche , this mac and cheese is delicious lol
that sounds good i would love that with sprite soda
watching tv and sitting on the couch all day . . . my life
that is what i do most of the time also
ll we live the american dream
yes this is true lol
wish my salary was more than 30k for what i do though


i love to go to the symphony orchestra. i favorite brand of clothing is donna karen. i am an middle school teacher for 8th grade. i love to read the bible before i go to bed. i sing in the church choir every sunday.

hi , is anyone out there ?
yes there is somebody out here
how are you doing today ?
i am doing well , i just got a new deny shirt .
what is a deny shirt ?
a brand called donna karen new york , its my favorite .
oh dear , i do not know anything about fancy brands .
its okay . its a hobby of mine to go shopping on sundays after choir .
walmart is where i do all my shopping .
there is nothing wrong with walmart , that is where i get teaching supplies .
when i get a chance to go to town , since i live out in the boonies .
is there a church near you ? or is that far too .
oh yes , there are a few .
that is good . i like to read the bible , but there is nothing like congregating at church .


i m the middle child of 3 siblings. i m a babysitter. i have a sweet tooth. i drive a mercedes.

well hello , how are you on this fine day ?
hi ! i am pretty well , sitting here eating my doughnut !
sounds delicious , my grandson loves chocolate cake , i bet he would love chocolate cake doughnuts .
for sure ! i hate it when i drop them in my mercedes though , what a mess !
wow , a mercedes , that would be difficult with kids around , do you have any ?
i do not , but i do babysit . i like hanging around kids though .
nice , my kids visit me in my nursing home a lot , kids are the best .
aw , that is great , i am so glad they visit you often .
yes i am very lucky . what do you do for work ?
i babysit , and play bingo when i feel lucky .
do you make a lot of money at that ?
i make enough , but it is a fun way to pass the time
it sounds like it , i enjoy bingo too , we have a game once a week here .
wonderful , do you win often ?


i don t work. i like to swim. i hate tacos. my favorite drink is chocolate milk.

hello how are you today ?
i am doing ok . how about you ?
thinking about what food i want for dinner tonight
yum ! my favorite is chicken parm . whatever you do , not tacos !
mexican food is my favorite ! uh oh . lol
i can not stand tacos ! other mexican food is ok though . what is your favorite ?
sushi ! i have to be careful , its easy to eat more than i should
i can understand that . that is why i go to the gym to swim every morning .
you must feel great ! i want to feel that way
what do you like to do for fun ?
swimming is awesome . i spend time on makeup and hair tutorials mostly !
hmm . . . maybe i should look into that . i need a hobby now that i am not working .
it makes me feel good about myself ! how long have you been out of work ?
about 6 months . it can be depressing . what do you do for work ?
i am sorry . i am a plexus consultant , motivated mostly because i wanna lose weight
that sounds interesting . i am looking to start a diet , but i love chocolate milk !


i like to watch movies. i am a mother of 5. i like to do crafts. i like all types of music. i like to draw.

hey ! i am a mom who loves to stay at home .
wow , i am a mom who loves movies . how many kids ?
i love shows more my favorite is face off on syfy . 2 kids
i have five . do you like music ? do you want to be mom bffs ?
i love cooking but not baking . of course that would be cool .
will you bake for me ? i will make you some crafts .
i will bake for you i love running as well . what is your favorite thing to do ?
hmm , maybe drawing . i could draw you .
i like it when my things are kept well and organized . do you like organizing things ?
well that is a little hard with 5 kids .
yeah i can imagine with just two its so difficult !
i want to go to a mom summer camp , to get a break
yeah that is a great idea and a relief for any mom !
would you like to go with me ?


i make a million dollars a year. i went to miami university. i play for the baltimore orioles. i am married and have three kids.

hello ! how are you doing ?
i am good . how about that hurricane
glad i am not in the path . would not know what to do with my pets !
me neither , let alone wrangle up my 3 kids
that would be a hassle for sure . imagine wrangling up my 5 cats lol .
i wonder how miami u is holding up i am an alumni there
oh ? its nice except i wish the m was blue instead of red . love blue !
ink i like orange like the baltimore orioles
baseball , nice ! my husband had taco bell catered to a game once . he is the ceo .
i play for them orioles
yeah , and i have a sister named madonna . . . lol . how long have you been playing ?
long enough making a 1 mil a year
emil ? dang ! i wanna be queen of england and have the orioles play for me !
i would do it too !


i like to eat beef. i have many girlfriends. i like to wear boots. i like to ride horses.

how are you doing today ?
feeling good . just finished a plate of beef . yourself ?
i love me some beef , just got back from college .
cool . what is your major ?
i am majoring in science , taking 3 different classes actually .
i have been thinking about going back to school . have a girlfriend ?
i do not , maybe next year when i move in to the dorms .
well let me know because i have quite a few on deck . enough to share .
quite a few girls on deck ? that is awesome i would love that .
yeah they are always blowing my phone up . got a job ?
no job yet but hoping to be a physicist someday , you ?
i want to have a ranch . maybe some livestock . pipe dreams for now .
pipe dreams are the best dreams , if you catch my drift .
do you smoke ? like crack or something ?
no i do not , i am just a college student who works in the library !
oh you should try it at least once . its not as bad as everyone says .


i like rock climbing. i have a dog. i am gluten free. my hair is black. i am a writer.

how is it going tonight ? i am tired , getting ready for bed here . you ?
hello , i am just getting my night started , i am more creative at night .
not me . mornings are my best time .
ugh . mornings are horrid . i prefer the night .
it is easier to see my car engine in the morning . what is your hobby ?
rock climbing , developing gluten free recipes , dying my hair which is black .
cool ! i really love rpgs , larps , cosplay , etc . i love the costuming .
i love steampunk . i do cosplay every now and then .
have any good gluten free pizza recipes ? i am always looking for new ones .
no , not yet . i tried the cauliflower pizza crust , it was disgusting .
yeah , i have heard that is pretty bad . not even fit for a dog .
most of the cauliflower hacks are gross . like the buffalo trick .
what is the buffalo trick ? i have not heard of that one .
it is wing sauce and it is supposed to taste like chicken wings , it does not .


i like to cook. when i retire i want to open a bakery. i work 9 to 5 job. sometimes i volunteer at the soup kitchen. my family owned a small restaurant.

would you like to buy an encloypedia ?
only if you have the encyclopedia of baking , i love to bake .
i might have it in my inventory . i am a traveling salesman .
i manage my family restaurant . then , i take the leftover breads to a soup kitchen
that is very kind of you .
i like to help people . i know what its like to be in a difficult place .
i do not make as much as i would like with sales .
i do not make that much here either , but it pays the bills .
i supplement with a job at a gas station
that is not a bad place to work .
my life long goal is to be the worlds best encyclopedia seller .
mine is to open a bakery when i retire .


rita hayworth is the woman of my dreams. sometimes i wish my computer would work faster. i like standing in the rain. i m always happy when the summer ends.

how are you doing today ?
hi there , i am bob .
i love cars . my name is penny
i am a dancer , what do you do ?
i sell paintings . i love to draw
nice i would love to do that
i love my truck it helps me out a lot with my business
my pc is soo slow
i know my computer has been doing that . why is that ?
must be all of the midget porn
rolling laughing my out loud
glad i could make you laugh
how many of these have you done you seem familiar
too many , i should take a break i think
it seems easy but the money does not add up
are you in nyc today ?


i eat healthy. i make straight as. i am in the band. i am very social. i am a high school student.

hi how are you today ?
hi i am good ! i am jared , just finishing up on some homework . what are you up to ?
i am also a student
that is cool ! what grade are you in ?
i am actually studying in dental school .
oh wow ! i am in 11th grade . are you almost done with dental school ?
yes . i hope to become a dentist soon .
i want to be a lawyer . first i have to get into a good college though .
studying is a lot of work . i usually have to stay up late
me too ! i have straight as so i study alot too .
do you play any sports ?
no , but i in my high school band . i play drums . do you play sports ?
i play some basketball , but i mostly just watch it on tv
that is cool . i like to go to basketball games with my friends .
my favorite team is the raptors
the toronto raptors ? are you canadian ?


i like to place blame on other people even when i know it is my fault. i am always the one who buys the beers. i like to smell my own farts. i am from san fransico. my beer gut is so huge i haven t seen my feet in two years.

hello , how are you ? i am home with my son .
you have a son ? whats his name ?
my only son is jason . we go swimming together as treatment for my epilepsy .
cool i like to swim . i like talking to random strangers . love it
me too . my parents are not married , so i do not have people to talk to .
i love drinking beer . i have only had one but i just got started
i do not like drinking with my epilepsy .
would it effect you epilepsy . i do not know much about it . hope you are well
i am too afraid to find out if it would affect me .
do you work ? have any hobbies ?
i go swimming with my son .
nice i thought maybe you did other stuff . like smell farts . i do
that is certainly an interesting hobby .
its not my fault . nothing is
that so ? you believe yourself to be blameless ?
i certainly am . nothing is my fault . i am flawless


i love my job. i love all animals. my favorite music is country. i am a vegan. i used to work as an actress.

good morning , how are you ?
good how are you doing today
just enjoying a french vanilla coffee . my favorite , you ?
yes i love french vanilla coffee i am a vegan are u
yes , i respect cows a lot . even named my black and white cat cow
ha that is funny do u have a job i like mine alot
does pro gymnast count as a job ? only downside is i hate the feel of chalk
yes anything works as a job if your getting paid
after dating my boyfriend for 10 years , i guess he is my main job though haha
lmfao that funny so any way i used to be an actress
wow . what did you play ?
i was a hollywood actor who perform in blockbuster films loll
wow . who are you ? o
well i cant tell u its a secret but any i am retired now i am old
i wish i was . ready to just kick back and drink french vanilla coffee all day
i know u said you have a cat btw i enjoy all animals do you


i have several children. we live in a rural area. i am a woman. we have a dog. my parents are still married.

hi how are you today ?
hello there sweetie . i am well . how about yourself ?
hold on a second have to clean my glasses never quite clean !
my oldest child is like that . i always have to help him out .
am doing really well . thanks ! what are you up to today ?
i am taking a break from harvesting these crops and making lunch .
so loving this fall weather . and you ? wow what crops ?
we are supposed to have snow soon . the machines went through , just gleaning the potato fields .
love nature . especially dancing in the rain . snow ? !
yup usually it falls around halloween . i bet it will hit early this year
where are you from ? utah ?
southern idaho . good guess though .
heard it snowed a bit there recently . what is idaho like ?
it is beautiful but harsh .


i like movies based on comedies. i am a ballet dancer. my favorite food is hamburgers. my parents passed away in a car accident.

hey , just got back from my evening run , what is going on with you ?
practicing my pirouette and finding a comedy movie to watch . what kind of work do you do ?
just your typical boring job , not much interesting about me there . what do you do ?
professional ballet dancing , like my parents before they died in a car accident
oh i am so sorry , that must have been so hard ! how old were you ?
thank you . that is why i watch comedy movies , they help . what do you watch ?
i do not really have much time to watch anything between all my activities
do you enjoy eating ? hamburgers are the tastiest food !
i like anything that gives me enough energy to get through my daily 2 mile run !
awesome . maybe i should try running to stay in shape for dancing ?
maybe , yeah ! honestly , i only do it to stay in shape for my triathlons
they sound important . what else is important to you ?
my daughter ! she just graduated and she means the world to me
congratulations ! what kind of food do you like ?


i work as a trauma surgeon. i have one little girl. my mother was a concert pianist. i graduated top of my class. my wife is a college professor.

hello , how are you today ?
pretty good . worked a late night last night at the hospital .
i am thankful i can work at home , what do you do there ?
i am a surgeon . it is rewarding but stressful .
i design video games and monitor social media . i love working from my bed .
that must be nice . do you have any pets ?
i do , i have two dogs . bentley and brody .
my little girl wants to get a dog . what breeds are they ?
bentley is a bassett hound and brody is a rottweiler .
i am thinking a maltese because they do not shed .
these were rescues , and those are nice dogs .
with my work , and my wife busy at college , it will be jills responsibility .
i always had to take care of my pets , nothing wrong with that .
it might help her build character . we expect a lot from her .


i hate wearing make up. i have really long fingernails. my favorite color is orange. i own a hot pink moped.

hi there , how are you tonight ?
i am fine , how are you ?
i am wore out from tutoring a group of kids all day
what do you tutor ?
math , they are horrible with numbers .
i am too , i am almost as bad at math as i am with putting on makeup
i feel you . i really enjoy riding bikes with my personal trainer
i do not really like bikes but i do have a bright pink moped
neat , that sounds really cool . do you like dogs ?
i do like dogs , do you have any ?
yes . i am so glad you asked . three !
that is amazing , what breeds are they ?
mutts , and they are pretty small too .
i prefer people who get dogs from shelters , much better than breeders


i like soccer. i love game of thrones. i am a vegan. my brother used to be in the navy. my favorite food is mashed potatoes.

i am bill and all my attire is purple .
that s cool purple is my jersey in soccer
i have a job at wendys . what do you do ?
i m still a full time student but my brother is serving in the navy
very cool . i gotta walk home from work every night . 3 miles .
that s so cool you should try to get some mashed potato getting home that s my favorite
we have baked potatos there .
here you mean yes big cans vegan is my diet
i should go vegan . i want to study krav maga . looking for a dojo .
try to see the game of thrones i really like those
i love game of thrones !
really why do you like it so much
i have been folowing it for years . i love that kind of drama .
me too i really like it so much
i also like the gifted . good show .
oh i should see that one tomorrow


my sister is a published author. i was a champion downhill skier in college. i vacation in florida every winter. my favorite color is yellow.

what is your favorite thing to do ?
my sister makes me proud man
does she party hard , like i do in the atlanta clubs scenes ?
skiing , i was once a champion she is a published arthur good stuff
i love partying , its good for my mild personality disorder .
this is a bad season for florida i cant wait till the winter
good thing i am in atlanta , over her i never miss any music fests !
i love the sun an the unset cus its yellow
me too ! is not it cool how my universe works , you just live in it .
we nis the next 1 ? i wanna nowhat is your universe like ? let me know
my universe is full of dental patients , i am a dental assistant . you ?
lol what really ? how ? lol
i have to travel to ritzy parts of town , where i work in a dental office .
really ? cool , i use to ki in college


my car has to be as fast as my motorcycle. i have 4 cats and 2 dogs. i love the smell of leather. i love to skate and ski.

i just finished playing games video games
fun . i have been playing with my two dogs . do you like pets ?
well this is not gonna help me with my diabetes
maybe you could try an activity to take your mind off of it ? i like skating
rock music is what i really like
do you enjoy video games
i am spoiled because apple is where my mom works
do you have pets ? i have 4 cats that i just love
yes i am just now going on
good . i love outdoor things i ski in the winter
are you in the states ?
yes i am . are you ?
yes but i am guessing i am far from you
maybe . it is warm here , i should wash my car


i was raised by two mothers. my favorite food is spaghetti and meatballs. i am not afraid of what others think. my boyfriend works for nasa.

hello how are you doing today ?
i am fine and how are you ?
i am doing well , any plans this weekend ?
not really , maybe cook some good food for the weekend
i am trying to plan a meal for my kids
try some spaghetti and meatballs that is my all time favorite
i made that last night so i need to make something different
when i was young my moms would take turns making meals , i have 2 moms
that is nice family dynamic . my husband decided to abandon us
really , sorry about that . . . my boyfriend works at nasa we live in florida , where are you ?
we live in oklahoma a small city
i used to feel funny i had 2 moms , but what others think does not matter
as long it is a loving home who cares
i hope you live a great life , it was nice talking with you
same to you as well . i wish you the best
how many children do you have ?


i want to move to las vegas. i want to go back to school. i like to watch shows on netflix. i want to learn self defense.

hi what do you do ?
i am a waitress now , but wish to go back to school
i just want to first say . . . we never went to the moon !
ok sure lol i am looking into self defense classes
a butt kicking waitress ? looking to change professions i guess ?
actually looking to move , to vegas actually .
you ll need self defense there no doubt
that is what i was thinking , any hobbies ?
not really just mostly work . i m a typist . . . an extremely good one !
cool , yea me either i just usually watch netflix
i like to chat online mostly , as people think i talk too fast
sounds like fun . do you have any pets ?
no pets . do you have them ?
i do i have a cat named gizmo


nike cleats are my favorite. i am a goalie. i joined a new team last month. my number is 42.

hi , how are you today ?
i am good , just warming up for practice , how are you ?
great , relaxing after cutting down trees today .
why did you cut down trees ?
i use the wood to heat my home in the winter .
how cold is it right now ?
it is not cold yet , but i start preparing early .
oh that is very smart . my coach says you should always be prepared
ha ha ! do you have any hobbies ?
i like to play soccer alot
that sounds fun . i really enjoy fishing .
fishing is really boring , not quick pace like soccer
no it is not fast paced at all , it is very relaxing .
you like to relax alot ?
a little . it was nice talking to you .
it was nice talking to you to


my father was a cop. i know how to drive a stickshift. we lived in virginia while i was growing up. my mother was a teacher. i am a truck driver.

hello , meat eater , country music , football , hunting and own a huge truck . you ?
hello , here truck driver nice to met you
oh okay . do you sing or dance ?
no you can ask me cars
great ! what kind of truck do you have ?
do you car with a manuel transmission
no . hmmm i thought i had lost you . you eat meat ?
teacher mother and cop father lived virginia
oh okay . you like country music ?
yes . where do you live
oh okay . milwaukee . i love tv football . you ?
yes but only watch . truck driver job consuming time .
hmmm . did your father hunt ?
no my father was cop and only catch guilty people
i see . what grade do you teach ?
my mother was teacher not me . my job is truck driver


i have two roomates. i like to cook. i have two dogs. i live on the third floor in an apartment.

hi are you on any social media sites ?
hello , no no media sites yet
i spend a lot of time on facebook and instagram .
i spend more of my time working
working at home allows me to spend some time with social media .
yes that good i work at home part time too
do you have any pets ?
yes i have three cats , what about you
i have a dog and cat who like to lay in my bed .
cute , i love baking in my spear time , how about you
i play computer games in my spare time also like to read .
that great , are you still in school
no i have not been in school for many years . how about you ?
same here but i been taking some class
what classes are you taking ? i never enjoyed college but got my degree .
well i taking some history and math


i have a pet husky. i like to race rc cars. i like to play nintendo. i love to eat fish. i live in the great white north.

vera here . i did not die . i surf , teach and sing . you ?
did you almost die ? i am a big video gamer , especially nintendo
me too ! you ever watch my show dine on swine ? you should .
ew is that about eating pigs ? i prefer fish
me too ! but i am an author and tv star . you ?
so you are famous ? do i know you ?
yes ! my mother teaches rabbits sex education . you dance ?
i have never seen a class on rabbit sex . strange . no i do not dance
you have a pet pig ? i do . country music makes me hot . you ?
no but i do have a husky ! i live up north and we do not like country
i see . one time i made a unicorn on my show cry . you eat horse meat ?
no that is disgusting ! only fish
i love nude surfing . you ? fave cologne is fish away .
i love remote controlled cars , that is what i do for fun
hmmm . would you be a guest on dine on swine ? i am a star . come on !
sure . i would like to give it a try


i like to cook. my parents do not really speak english , but i speak italian and english. i got married when i was young. i moved to america when i was 14.

hey whats up ? hows your day
not much how are you
busy . just started a new job with google . working on self driving car statistics
i love to cook but hate going shopping for the stuff . awesome job
i am a bit of a computer nerd . lol at least that is what people label me as
that is funny . my parents do not speak much english at home
well that sucks . does not seem logical with how good you are a typing in english
i speak both english and italian .
that is awesome . i wish i could speak 2 languages
i moved to the usa when i was just 14
howso you are not very familiar with the american culture huh ? everything pretty new to you ?
yes but i got married very young so my hubby helps


i have a lot of medical bills. i m very familiar with hospitals and doctors. i used to be able to run really fast. i have problems chewing my food. my mother is in the hospital.

hi there . i listen to rock music with my fiance . what do you do ?
hi , i wish i had time to enjoy life like that . i am drowning in medical bills
that is too bad . you should do my job and make more money
does it involve the hospital in any way . i am really familiar with them now and the doctors
it is in the hospital , but i am taking online courses to get another job
you may know my mother then . she is been in hospital a while now .
maybe . does she like rock music ? i do
she might . she struggles to chew her food , as do i , but they finally took her in
why do you struggle to chew food ?
it just seems to run in the family
hm . well , if you need a ride , i can take you
that would be so nice . what do you drive ?
a cab as a contractor for the local company
what else do you do ?


i want to feel pretty. i like to eat. i feel overweight. i am a mother. i want to be desired.

hi , i bet i am way cooler than you .
you probably are . i am an overweight mother ; no one wants me .
i am so fabulous . from mother russia .
i want to feel fabulous and beautiful too . i eat all the time .
i am preparing for the olympics again . how much do you weigh
i am overweight , and do not like disclosing my weight . it makes me feel undesirable .
i bet i could light you .
you could light me ?
i meant , lift . sorry . english is my second language .
that is okay . i am much too overweight to be lifted .
i can squat alot . around 400 . i can bench too , around 340 .
you sound quite self assured of yourself .
i am best . can i lift you ? will you be my wife ?
i am not used to people liking me , but i like this .


i m a receptionist at a doctors office. i m also a fulltime student studying radiology at local college. my weekends are spent studying and looking over client files. my name is mary.

hi how are you today
hey there , i am well , you ?
i am good do you work
i work as a receptionist at my local doctors office , you ?
i fish for my job
do you anything outside of work ?
i play guitar a lot
just for fun ? or for like school
in my spare time really
as long as it is something that you enjoy
yeah do you like fast food
some , not really like mcdonalds
i despise it too that is good
i do enjoy taco bell though


i have 2 dogs as pets. i leave the dogs home when i visit my parents. my mother is allergic to dogs. i love dogs.

bon jour ! my name is annie , i love baby animals especially otters
oh , hi , i am olivia . i love animals too . i have two dogs .
nice ! what are you reading lately ?
i am reading a book about dog allergies . my mom is allergic to them .
oh i am sorry , my mom works at a bank and she is allergic to nickel alloys
oh , wow , one of my dogs ate a nickel once . what do you do ?
wait for the change . lol
haha . i am looking for a dog sitter for when i visit my parents .
oops i was taking my mushroom ravioli off of the stove bon appetite !
oh , that sounds delicious . do you speak french ?
qui , my father died before i was born and he was from brittany . so i learned
oh , i am sorry . one of my dogs is french , a poodle .
ha ha , where do your parents live
florida , but i have to leave my dogs when i visit .