i have a terrible singing voice. this past summer i hiked the appalachian trail. i used to follow the grateful dead when they toured. i am a short order cook at a local diner. under a pen name , i write romance books.

hey how are you this great day ?
not too bad , just got in from work
oh where do you work ?
i work for a diner near me as a cook . . . . i smell like grease ugh !
that is stinks , i have an office job . so i like to run when i can .
running is a great hobby . i love to write when i get the chance
sadly i am really tall so when i run my arms and legs just look weird , lol .
that is ok you just have to find your stride . . . . . . can you keep a secret ?
i like to think that i can .
i have written several romance novels under a different name . . . .
too that pretty good , did you make alot of money ?
yes to pay for luxury adventure vacations
that pretty nice , are you married ?
was but was unwilling to be an extension of his mother , so . . . . . .


i work too much. i take forever to get tasks done so i start early and clock out late. i think i need a vacation. if things aren t done right i ll redo them again and again. i m a perfectionist.

hello how are you today ?
not doing the best . i need a vacation i think
i am a dancer , what do you do ?
i feel like i do everything , and it takes forever meaning i start early and leave late
i work at the zoo
could never work there . i like things done right and my way or i redo them
the wife had breast cancer
i am sorry to hear that , and here is me ranting on about my perfectionism
well it is a good night for that .
yes . i need to relax really , but i just work so much
i make hot dogs for a living .
wow that sounds like an exciting job
it really is , i get to do what i love
i am happy for you
thank you , my wife survived by the way
i am glad to hear that !


i play for the washington wizards. i am a professional basketball player. i live in ahuge mansion. i make 35 million a year. i went to college in maryland.

hi how are you today
i am great . how are you ?
i am good do you work
i play some ball for a living .
what kind of ball then
basketball is my favorite sport
that is nice do you fish ?
if i had time i would
fishing is my favorite thing
do you ever catch anything
i catch all the time i am great
do you eat what you catch
yeah if it is clean pond
how do you know if it is
you can tell by their scales if it is discolored or green slime
that is good to know


i like to travel. i like cars. favorite color is green. i like cats. i got a new job.

hi , glad to meet you . are you in school ?
yes . i go to college for art .
nice . how are you doing there ?
i am great . just looking up vacations
i like school too . as long as i get the highest grades .
do you usually not get them
yes , all thanks to god . do you have pets ?
i have four cats and a pig
a pig ? haha . i like cats though . looking for a new job .
what kind of job are you looking for
something to do with travel . i love it . i like cars too though .
i love to see new places
what hobbies do you have ?
i like to garden and travel


i have never been out of the country. i have never been to college. i love to go hiking. my favorite phone is as iphone.

hello , what are you up to ?
not much , just doing some research online . how about you ?
i am just getting myself psyched up for the big game tonight .
big game , huh ? what sport ?
basketball , we are playing against the utah jazz
do you think you will win ? how is your record ?
honestly , i do not know , we have not been very good lately .
well maybe tonight will take a turn for the better
as long as i get paid my 5 million , i honestly do not really care .
haha , my father always said that pro sports are all scripted results
yeah ? as in he thought it was all one big conspiracy ?
basically , he says all of the plays and scores are pre planned
well they do not give me a script
well i hope you do well . do you have any other hobbies ?
not really , what are your hobbies ?
i really enjoy hiking and being out in nature


i enjoy karaoke every friday night. i m allergic to apples yet still eat them. i coach the girl s volley ball team. i m a sixth grade teacher. i enjoy crosswords , crocheting , and football.

hello . what do you did ?
hey there . i work as a sixth grade science teacher .
that s rewarding . i m a vet tech . married ?
yes i am . to the sweetest woman in the world .
that is a great thing to say . my spouse is an attorney
oh one of my coaches is an attorney . i couch girls volley ball .
oh really ? i have a girl and a boy . maybe you can coach my kid
that would be fun . do you have any hobbies ?
well i really love to garden . do you have hobbies ?
yes i sure do . i sing karaoke , crochet , do crosswords . lots of things .
you crochet ? tres masculine ! that s great
i even eat an apple a day even though i m allergic .
well then how good can that be ? animal lover ?
sure am . house full of pets . and you ?


my name is nick. i have lots of friends. i have red hair. i do not like music.

i am watching the walking dead .
i am nick . yes , i hear it is out . on netflix ?
yes . i am currently binging that and reading the game of thrones books .
wow ! that is amazing . tons of friends love game of thrones as well
do you like to read ? i love it .
i do . i prefer reading than listening to music .
do you like harry potter ?
love harry potter . i am actually dying my hair back to black . it is red at the moment .
i love harry potter as well , they are my favorite books .
i just finished reading the blackwater lightship
what is that book about ?
an irish family going through issues with their son having aids . amazing book .
do you have any irish heritage
no , but my girlfriend does .


i am a jack of all , master of none. i am unsociable. i live to not disappoint my loved ones. i am male. my weakness are sweets.

hi how are you doing today
hello . how are you today ?
i am good , i am practice to impersonate celebrities
i am well . currently engulfing a sweet treat , my weakness
this made me learn 4 languages
which ones ? i am a jack of all trades yet to master none
languages ? i volunteered for the boy scout too for my son
yes languages . i am mostly unsociable . i believe it is a male thing .
i spent most of my life doing plumber , that s i do for living
knee deep in last nights chinese huh
oh wow ! chinese is the hardest
i try and keep my loved ones please and not disappoint them .
wow , you are a nice person to be with
i would think indian food would be difficult .
are you from california ? where are you ?
no i am in boston . you ?


i paint organic scenes with pretty trees. i live a lie. my wife hates me , she thinks i am lazy and poor. i won a lottery 6 years ago but nobody knows. i am a painter.

hey there , hows it going
hello , good how about you ?
doing pretty well , excited about fall
what fall , are you married
the season ? and no , i am not
ok , what is your profession , my work is painter
i work with market research , what do you do outside work ?
i have shop , 5 years back i won lottery
that is pretty cool , do you like animals ?
yes , i have dong and donkey
a donkey ? animals are one of my obsessions
oh , what is your hobbies
i love to hike , i also teach yoga classes
good , i very lazy so my wife hates me every time
well , why do not you do a little more for her ?
i am also going to yoga class .


i like to draw. my favorite food is tacos. i am a vegan. i am studying literature. i am from france.

hey there . do you exercise ?
bonjour my little friend . no not really , i do yoga before i draw
i stretch with yoga and cardio with hiking . i cannot draw .
i am on exchange from france , learned yoga in california school
nice ! you know in the beauty of the world fairytales live .
yes , vineyards and castles . good food but i m a vegan . you ?
i love animals so i do not eat them either .
you ever try a vegan taco ? i eat them all the time in berkeley
not a taco . but a thai peanut chicken bowl is my fave .
sounds good ! are you student ? i am in what you say , is literature
fake chicken of course . no i am a paralegal .
you do all the work for rich attorney then , yes ?
pretty much , i like it though .
that s good . people in us work very hard but don t get what we have in france
tell me about france please .
for one , big thing , people do not die or go broke because of being sick . us different


my husband in an engineer. i am currently pregnant with my second child. i have a severe anxiety disorder. i am a stay at home mom.

hi ! i am really nervous proposing tonight to 6 months pregnant gf !
omg you should so cool ! congrats
thanks ! do you have any advice for me ?
well i am pregnant an married so not really
congrats to you too ! do you work ?
no my husband brings home the bacon , he is a engineer
lucky you ! i started coaching at the local highschool . hope that to be enough .
really ? i have such anxiety sometimes
well , right now i am too . just finished college last week . . . now this . . .
so i have to stay home because of my condition
what makes you anxious ? are you taking medications for it ?
the pregnancy does a lot sadly
i wish you best of luck with it . hopefully it will get better after that !
i wish you 2 luck also its beautiful thing to do
thank you thanks for chatting with me !
no problem love enjoy send me pictures


i like barbies. i am an only child. i am a girl. my name is nancy.

hello how you doing today
good thanks . hope you are too .
yes , i am , just finish working and getting ready to jog
are you in an area outside of rimas path ?
yes , i live in new york , hopefully i can move to australia ,
have you been there ? i would love to visit australia
no but my friends are from there , just want to make a change
cool . my name is nancy . whats your name ?
i am sorry , my name maximo
do you have any brothers or sisters in ny ?
yes i did , she is in heaven , so in he name i donate blood
i am so sorry . i never had any siblings just my barbies as a kid .


my family and i go camping every month. i am a mother to two beautiful boys. my favorite singer is justin timberlike. i am a full time mom.

hi . . how are you doing ? ?
i am doing great now that my two beautiful boys are down for bed .
where are you from now ? ?
i am from the great state of california
i am from boston ma
that is cool . what do you do for work ?
i am a bank employee . . how about you
i stay home to take care of the kids .
i am single . . always working
do you have any hobbies
driving and going into the nature . .
oh , i love to go camping !


i have two children. i have two dogs who are like my babies. one child has autism. i am a mother.

hi how are you today
how are you doing tonight
i am alright how about you ?
i am doing alright on this rany night
do you listen to music ?
yes i do my favorite is country
do you know how to play guitar
no i do not and i do not know how to play musica
i travelled the americas playing guitar
that is cool i like to bake
do you make good meat ?
i make cakes cookies and cup cakes
very nice i work online
what kind of work do u do online
i sell things and buy them and sell for more
that cool i guess how do u like it


i am very health conscious , and i watch what i eat. i love romantic comedies. i like to write poetry in my spare time. my favorite musician is ed sheeran.

i love apples and especially when it is green , meat i hate
i am also very health conscious
my favorite part of the apples are the skin because it is very healthy
apple itself a healthy food
yes , do you think green apples are heather ?
yaa . . i like them . . i like the red ones too
what are the difference in two colors ?
taste . . and texture . . red ones are sweeter
wow , i am glad you know about apples .
that is a good one . . where are you from now ?
new york upstate western ny . and you
i am from boston ma


i love to listen to religious music. i love my family. i don t talk a lot. i like playing basketball. i am a middle aged woman.

hello there ! how are you tonight ?
i am good how are you ?
tired ! i just got done buying a house today with my partner .
that is amazing how big is it ?
3000 square feet is how large the house is . sorry about that
alot of room for kids to play
in the future . my partner and i are gay so were trying to adopt .
sounds like a plan . all mine are out the house
my coffee i just made is ready . got to go . have a good night
i am just listening to gospel music . we still have ways to go
that is nice . i sometimes enjoy gospel music too .
i liem that and spending time with the family
spending time with family is always fun . have plans for halloween ?
we are going to trick or treat at a nba game


my mother was a sunday school teacher. i m currently in nursing school. i am an only child. i dance ballet. i went to an all girls christian high school.

hello . how are you doing ?
just got done dancing , very tired . my feet hurt .
good . i am very tired . just got back from walking around the park .
haha , we are both tired . how fabulous
yes . again need to go to theater to watch plays . you ?
i go to the theater to dance bellet . but i have to go to school .
i love baking . what about you ?
will you bake for me ? i could take some to church
definitely . my specialty is weeding cake . do you need one ?
i want a wedding cake all for myself
it might be too big for yourself only .
no , i love a challenge . i want to eat it all .
i love your spirit . one big cake for you then .
thank you , i love you . i want it to be beautiful .
it will be the best cake ever
what flavor will you use ?


i have two cats , milo and fio. i am canadian. i love video games. my favorite sport is soccer. my brother works at best buy.

hello , what is your favorite thing to eat ?
hi ! definitely tuna , so i can share it with my kitties milo and flo .
that is fun ! i only have dogs , no cats .
do your dogs like sports ? i love soccer but my cats wo not play .
not particularly , but we all love to go hiking and spend time outside .
the great outdoors ! have you ever been to canada ? the countryside is great here .
i have been to vancouver once . it is beautiful there .
do you have any siblings ? i have one brother but he does not visit much .
i have one sister . i spend a lot of time with my mom though .
whys that ? my brother visits less now that he works at best buy .
my sister lives in ny so she is far away . do you live near your parents ?
not anymore , but my dad and i play games online together with multiplayer .


i have a pond at home with a pet koi named spot. i m a musician with a day job. i play electric violin , and also work as an accountant. lately i ve been learning how to garden.

hey how are you today
hey i am good , i love music and work as a staff accountant !
what kind of music do you like ?
classical music mostly , anything i can play on my electric violin , yourself ?
i like all kinds of music . where do you work
i work in new york , you ?
i do not work my husband takes care of everything
do you play any instruments ?
yeah i play guitar every once in a while
you will have to teach me sometime , where do you live ?
i am in texas near dallas
oh nice city i have been there , could not have a fish pond there though
no you cant . its easy for me cause i do not drive but can stay go places
do you travel to other states often ?


i have a vacation home in the mountains. i drive an suv. i have a law degree. i have 3 dogs. i have 3 children.

hello . care to chat with a person who likes hitchhiking ?
yeah i do not mind . i go hiking every fall near my vacation home near stone mountain , ga
oh nice ! i bet you enjoy it with your family ?
yeah of course my wife , 3 kids and 3 dogs load up in my suv
nice . last time i spoke to my family was years ago .
that is terrible . i have gotten closer with mine since getting my law degree
on nice . living alone sucks sometimes . but my 4000 facebook friends helps .
that would suck . well it was very nice chatting with you
it was nice chatting with you also . glad it was a formal situation .
yeah same . hope you have a great night day .
i hope you have the same .
absolutely anytime . my dogs are barking so i have gotta run .


my favorite food is pizza. my idol is thierry henry. i went to stanford. i have a wife and a 4 year old son.

hi ! how are you today ?
i am great how are you ?
just fine thank you . i am busy at work designing video games
awesome , do you work for a big studio ?
yes i do , but i would like to have my own startup company one day
well it seems you are saving and making connections so it should work out .
thank you ! if you are interested you can join me
that would be awesome , but i am afraid i am not quite skilled in that field
i can help you out as long as you have the passion !
your totally right , why not then
great ! i can use people like you at my startup . do you have a family ?
yeah i have a wife , and a young son
me too ! my wife just god laid off unfortunately
that is not good , where did she work ?
she was in hr , but we will make it by
well it seems like she is skilled so i am sure she will find new work


i am a mother. i am a nurse at a hospital. my favorite band is the rolling stones. my favorite food is mexican food. i love to read and cook.

whats up ?
hi there . do you have any hobbies ?
i like hiking and going to rock concerts .
cool . my favorite band in the rolling stones . how about you ?
i love the stones . been on a bit of a talking heads binge lately .
nice ! ! they are awesome too ! what do you do for a living ?
i am a contractor for a cab company . you ?
a nurse at a hospital which comes in handy since my son is a daredevil
i bet you have seen some stuff . do you like your job ?
its busy and serious so i love going home to read and cook to relax
nice . i hate my job , taking courses online in hopes of getting a better job .
what job would you lie to have ?
carpenter but i am eating ice cream instead of studying . fiance is not pleased .
lol ice cream is pretty great . i love mexican food !
soft or hard shell tacos ?
soft are the best . . . it contains the topping better lol


i believe in fairytales. my family is poor. i am obsessed with animals. i practice yoga and hike. i love the natural world beauty.

hey , how are you doing today ?
i am a dreamer so i am doing wonderful !
nice . do you have brothers and sisters ? it is just me and my mom .
i have a few brothers and sisters , my family is very poor .
we were very fortunate that mother worked as a very elite family as housekeeper .
i have a passion for animals , what about you ?
my passion is in the pool swimming . i do it every chance i can .
i live around lots of mountains so i practice yoga and love to hike the mountains .
i went to the mountains in europe and mexico . i love yoga .
the natural beauty of the world is amazing !
it definitely is . are you the oldest of your nibblings ?
i am actually the youngest of five siblings . how about you ?
i have no brothers or sisters . so am the oldest and youngest .
how exciting , an only child . i could not imagine .


i am very social. i am in the band. i am a high school student. i eat healthy.

hey whats going on with you ?
hey ! just finished band practice . how is it going you ?
i am doing alright . just playing a game . you play music ?
i am about to fix myself a snack of veggies and humus .
ah . i think i will do the same . i have some humus in the fridge
yes , i do play music . i like classical the best . you ?
i love classical music . do you have favorite composer ?
i love handel , especially the water theme . you ?
i like schubert and mozart . ever seen the movie amadeus ?
yes ! was really a great movie . wish they would make more like that .
i agree . it is a wonderful movie . do you watch a lot of movies
yes , i love movies . especially comedy , horror , and fantasy . you ?
i like comedies . do you like to fish ?
i am not sure . i have never been fishing . would you take me ?


i have a dog named bob. i live on an island. i am a closet cannibal. i enjoy fishing.

hello . how are you today ?
i am well ! how about yourself ?
doing fine . tired from working 60 hours a week .
that is a long week ! you need to go fishing and relax !
i fish sometimes . i like to watch the sun rise and set .
i love fishing with my dog bob . i love on an island
i need to exercise more . maybe with my dog .
what is your dogs name ?
his name is buffalo . we both eat breakfast then go back to bed .
how do you find the time to do that when you work so many hours ?
we eat breakfast at odd hours sometimes .
oh i see ! i am a cannibal . but no one really knows that
i have always wondered what people taste like .
pretty great actually . you should try it
i just might . you think it is healthy ?
i think so . i am in great shape


i am an engineer. i decided to quick my job and travel for a couple of months. i am currently working on a project that involves bitcoins. i love to dance salsa. my favorite food is pizza.

hello , i enjoy basketball while being a doctor .
that is quite a prestigious career . i work as an engineer myself .
oh really ? do you know my wife , she is a nurse ?
why would i know your wife ?
i heard you say things to her . our favorite place is in the mountains .
that is nice . i love to travel
i have two kids , but not with my nurse wife .
are they from a previous marriage ?
no i bought them through adoption .
i would not really say you bought them , just that you adopted them
i had to pay though to adopt them , so technically i bought them .
i guess that is fair to say , it just sounds wierd .
ya i agree . i did get to write them off on my taxes .
you would get to do that for biological children too though
ya but the purchase price was written off on my taxes .
oh , gotcha . have you heard of bitcoin ?


i am a huge buffalo bills fan , and our family has season tickets. i grew up in syracuse , ny with my parents and brother. i am currently studying at union college and want to be an english teacher. i d also like to study abroad in spain. that way , after graduating , i can teach english there for a year or two.

i do arts and crafts and draw a lot . do you have any fun hobbies ?
nice ! i like watching the buffalo bills play
i juggle it all while watching movies and being mom to my 5 kids
wow ! i do not have any kids i am still in school
football is too controversial now . i would rather listen to music
very nice , i am studying to be an english teacher
4 of my 5 kids are in school . it gives me free time for crafts and drawing
i bet ! where are you from ?
from ga . where our english teachers , well they are not so great
i am from syracuse , ny . but want to study abroad in espana
i liked music class better because i like all kinds of music
cool ! i am hoping to teach english in spain
oh i would love to go there if i had time for it .
you should ! it is great


tomorrow is my first day of safety patrol. i love to read harry potter books. and , my best friend is abigail. i take martial arts after school. i am ten years old.

hi . how are you doing ?
i am pretty nervous .
why are you nervous ? are you looking for someone like i am ?
i start safety patrol tomorrow , and abigail said it will not be fun .
have you tried to go fishing . it relaxes me . i enjoy it .
i do not have that much time .
ah . as an architect at a major firm . i get that .
i have martial arts everyday . my parents get mad if i skip ,
martial arts is cool . i love cooking .
do you read ? i am getting better all the time
ah yes . i love reading . just got done reading the scarlet letter
i do not know what that is . what about harry potter ?
harry potter and the sorcerers stone is my favorite . you ?
i am reading that one for the first time . i was not allowed until recently .


i love spicy food. i like swimming. my mother is a housemaid. i have traveled to europe and mexico. i am an only child.

hi . i just got back from work . it was so busy .
hi . i am lucky . i was just swimming . love it . how about you ?
i enjoy swimming . i am more excited about halloween coming up . its my favorite holiday .
me too ! but i wish there were more traditional spicy foods .
many hispanic foods for day of the dead are spicy .
i love mexican food . i have gone there many times . i love going to europe too .
nice . i like to stay close to home and scare kids with me hearse . ll .
ha ! ! ! as an only kind of a housemaid , i missed out on a lot of that .
aw , i am sorry . do you have any hobbies ? i enjoy crocheting .
mostly traveling , swimming and eating spicy food . what else do you like ?
dressing up in costumes , and crafty things . it helps that i work at a craft store .
cool . beats being a housemaid like my mom . i want your job !


i like to ride my bike. i work as a vet. i am a vegan. i am a 30 year old female.

hello . my name is jane . i have been in a few pilots for tv .
that is neat . i am a stay at home mom
that is great . i have not had time yet to start a family .
i am lucky to have had 2 kids by age 30 .
why are you lucky ? i have been trying to get my career started .
just that i feel blessed . i guess that is a better term .
why are you lucky ? i have been trying to get my career started .
my career right now is my kids . are you wanting to be an actress ?
i would like to be . hoping my big break is coming soon .
good luck ! i would not know much about acting . i was never into that type of thing .
what do you like to do in your spare time ?
if the weather is nice , i love to ride my bike . it helps clear my mind .


i am a lawyer. my hobby is photography. i live in the mountains. i do not own a television.

hi how are you doing
great my favorite occupation is being a lawyer
that is cool what kinds of food do you like
i love sushi and chinese they are awesome
i am a vegan so i do not eat a lot of sushi
i reside high in the mountains
that is cool i work at a small urban farm to grow vegetables
i love me some good homegrown veggies
they really taste better when you grow them yourself
they do . and especially cucumbers
those are good what other things do you like to do
i love bellpeppers and squash
those are so good to cook with
yes especially in a chicken pot pie


i pray to god for my family every morning. spiders scare the life out of me. i have a condition that prevents me from going to high altitudes. i always put my left sock on first.

how are you doing today
i am good . and god is good ! do you pray ?
i do pray especially before my atlantic
i pray every morning to stay safe . i am scared of lots . like spiders !
then when before i go fishing
do you fish near mountains ever ?
no not really i go to the lake
i do not go to mountains . i am not good with heights
for the address i playing games with them like
cool ! i play games in the morning . with my socks sometimes
my four daughters then do it to
with their socks ? i always put on my left first
so you like going to the mountains how do you like it
i do not like it . i have a condition sadly
so how do you deal with it do you take any medicines
i take several . they help a lot


i don t like to eat meat. my favorite fruit is apple. i like fruit. i like green apples.

hello how are you today ?
i am doing well but i am a little hungry . how are you ?
i am starving , we should hunt dinner
i do not like to eat meat . do you like to hunt ?
i like hunting with my 2 kids
that is great but i prefer eating apples .
i used to donate apples
did you donate any green apples which i like .
sure , do you have pets ?
i do not have any pets . do you like animals ?
yeah i like cats i have 2
i would prefer one that likes fruit as i do ; perhaps an iguana .
i used to own one as a pet
that is amazing . can you tell me more about your pets ?
they are mean little haters
your cats are mean ? do they harm your two children ?


i m taking online classes. my favorite flower is a rose. i wait tables. my hair is long and brown. i have a little girl.

hello there setting here with my 2 dogs loving life
awe , i do not have dogs but i have a beautiful daughter
kids are awesome i play video games with mine
cool ! i wish i had more time with her but i am always working as a waitress .
i am a police officer and i feel the same way
it is hard . i am trying to take classes online to better our future .
great so does anyone like broccoli i do not
i like it steamed ! do you like flowers ? i love roses !
yes i always find wild flowers when i am hunting
nice ! i love outdoors . i wear a hat a lot because my brown hair is so long !
long hair is great i am losing all mine bummer
why are you losing yours ?
old age is what i am blaming
oh yeah that happens ! i found a few gray hairs in mine !
oh well we all have age and it is terminal in all cases
yes , that is very true .


under a pen name , i write romance books. i am a short order cook at a local diner. i have a terrible singing voice. i used to follow the grateful dead when they toured.

how are you doing today
well i am doing just fine thank you for asking
do you have any kids
probably , i got pretty wild when i followed a band around on a tour
what band did you follow
grateful dead baby ! they are the best band in the world
what other music do you like
oh , i can get down with anything but country music . you ?
i like all types of music .
dude , that is like a totally cool way to be man
yeah , it helps ease my mind .
i try to sing along to some songs but people always shut me up
why do they do that
some say they would rather hear a screaming pig on fire
are you terrible at it
well i do not think so but all my friends say i suck


i live with my boyfriend of 5 years. i paint in my free time. i work in it. i was born in london. i live in vienna , austria now.

how are you doing today
doing great ! another fine day in vienna !
how is it there ? do you like it ?
i do ! born in london but i have been living here 5 years with my boyfriend
what is it like there ?
fresh air and amazing architecture . what do you do for work ?
i like music and cartoons , but i work in a store .
i work in information tech and paint when i am free of that
i like to draw a lot
what do you like to draw ?
i like scooby doo and superman
i like superman too but i do not like the new stuff .
do you like any music
i like pogo . what are you into ?


i enjoy doing beadwork and writing my own patterns. i love reading. i grew up on a large farm. i just moved from va to pa. since i have fibromyalgia , the harsher winters here in pa will be rough on me.

good morning , assuming its still morning where you are .
just barely . i love a good book , how about you .
i do not have much patience anymore for reading .
that is too bad . what do you like to do ? i am also into beadwork . i make my patterns .
people watching helps pass the time at the mall , at the park , at the bar .
do you draw , or is it more the psychology of it ?
just watching people . some of them do not know how foolish they are .
ll , true . i grew up in va on the family farm , but moved to pa . you ?
i have spent all my life in the city . farm life must have been nice .
it was pretty cool when my fibromyalgia was not acting up .
fibromyalgia ! i have got that , too . we can be miserable together .
how do you get through the winter ? i am worried about this one !


my major was american literature and education. i want to teach kids in elementary school. on weekends i like to go hiking. i just graduated college.

hey how are you doing today
i am well . and you ?
did you still my big interview tollman
are you in the 9 5 grind ? sorry i do not understand .
i meant being tall is very hard
guess so . too big for doorways .
that is true in every time i go travel
yeah one of the perks of behind short .
i really stand outdoors but i still like outdoors
do you travel for work ? i love to hike .
so i just build things up
sorry what ? you are a builder ?
what kind of hiking usually do
just on the weekends . day hikes in the mountains . i adore it .


my family and i go camping every month. i am a full time mom. i am a mother to two beautiful boys. i enjoy horseback riding.

hi how are you doing ?
i am ok . . . how was your weekend ?
it was good thanks for asking
do you have any kids ?
no i feel like i am still a kid
what hours do you go to work ?
why are you yelling at me ?
i have two beautiful kids .
what city are you from ?
i am not yelling , i am using cap lock .
why are you doing that ?
i am from washington dc , you ?
i am from cali , ever been ?
because i am cooking my dinner now .
what are some of your hobbies ?
no i never been to cali .


i am very unproductive unless it comes to my job. i work in a factory. i am not social. i sleep most of the day.

hi , how are you ?
i am good but pretty sleepy . . . how about you ?
long day ? did you work or stay up late last night ? i am great .
i have a job in a factory , so it takes a lot out of me .
what time do you get off ? i totally can relate .
i am off at 4 but i work 4 days a week 10 hours per day .
i go to work for only a short period of time , cant imagine that
it works out good because i get three days off to sleep .
do you like to do anything on your days off ?
i am not a very social person , anyway . i do like animals and nature .
have you ever been hiking ? my roommate and i tend to try new things .
yes and i love it . what is the best place you have hiked ?
there is a place around me that i like , not sure of the name though .
i once hiked in yosemite . it was very nice and i even saw mountain goats .


i am slightly overweight , but my doctors say i m healthy. i decorate cakes for a living. i m a lesbian. i love cats.

hello , how are you today ? chilly here
hi there , just thinking of ways to lose weight . hard as i make cakes for a living
i like cake but have to be careful , i only eat organic due to some medical stuff
my girlfriend only eats organic too . she even tries to feed our cat it
does that work well for the cat ? i have a couple of pet snakes myself
i hope so as she is like our baby . hoping we can adopt a real one though
i am single , never had kids myself . i do not know if it is for me .
people think we should not being lesbians , but we would love a kid
i am to much of an introvert i like comics and playing video games too much
i used to be , my doctor says i am still healthy , but it made me slightly overweight
i have dust allergies and a delicate stomach but other than that am in good shape
probably cant be around our cat then .
cats do not bother me actually , just like house dust and also pollen
i see , what else do you enjoy ? i really do love my job decorating cakes
well i collect autographs , have over two thousand so far
wow . you want mine ? haha just kidding .


i have created my own personal religion. i only buy convertible cars. i believe in ghosts and have seen them on several occasions. i do not celebrate any holidays.

hi there ! i am busy cooking dinner but wanted to say hello !
hey are you spiritual at all ?
i do not think so . i carry around hope my ex will come back .
aw what did you do to her ?
nothing . she was jealous i was around men at work all day .
so ? what was her deal ? join my religion i made it
she was jealous . she said my laugh attracted too many men .
i do not believe in holidays
i will join your religion . can i cook for the congregation ?
are you gay ? i think ghost are real , an very welcomed . friday the 13th
i work in publishing with a bunch of dudes . i prefer the opposite sex .
yes you can i like to drive drop tops also .
classic car fan ? nice . what kind do you have ?
all bmw i love bmws a lot
i wish i had one . do you like to drive fast ?
do you an yes i do ! very !


i like to grow my own herbs and vegetables in my garden. my favorite food is raw onion. i m really into the powers of crystals. i sew my own clothes. i have long curly hair.

hello ! i just got home from playing soccer . watching finding nemo !
cool i am eating a onion by itself and its not making me cry .
an onion ! i hate onions . they make me gag
raw onions are good and good for you if you know how to grow them like me .
i do not have a green thumb . my mom does and she tends to her garden here .
i grow all kinds of food in my garden , herbs , fruit , vegetables .
have you read summer in my garden ? i bet you would like it .
eating right will help you with soccer . it helped me lose 65 pounds easily .
i mainly do keto and eat veggies sometimes , but from the store .
i heard about that but have not read it . what is it about ?
someone who has a green thumb . i love reading books .
anybody can eat sweet onion raw and its good for you too .
you sound like bubba gump , just for onions !
i like books and lately i have been reading about crystal powers
oh ! i have read about crystal powers too ! they are referenced in disney movies
my hair is too long and too curly to be a bubba gump or forrest gump .
you can be the you for onions then !
onions are good , all kinds of onions .


i am in the navy. i am an orphan who was in the foster care system. i listen to folk music. whittling is my favorite hobby. i went to a community college and got a degree in communication.

hello how are you ?
him good just got home
me too . the bus takes forever from the high school .
traffic was crazy on the way back from whittling convention held at the community college
i hate traffic . my marching band held up traffic for hours last week .
my foster dad showed me folk music is the best in traffic
your foster dad sounds cool . my mother is so awesome ! ! !
high school is cool but best days were in community college
i hope to graduate this year before i turn 22
maybe you can go to the navy like me after graduation ?
maybe ? i like to watch greys anatomy and hope to be a dr ! !
oh i studied communications , it was easier
my mom does all my communication for me . its wonderful ! i love her .
i never knew my mom , she died when i was little
that so sad ! i am sorry , moms are the best .
yes , my foster mom was awesome , she taught me how to whittle


one day i would really like to skydive. when i m not touring with the band , i like to garden. my twin brother and i share an apartment. i volunteer at the local humane society. i m a drummer in an indie band.

hello how are you doing ?
i am great . how are you
good thanks just finished my shift .
where do you work at
what are you up to today ? waitress at a club .
what kind of a club
it is a dance club . really enjoy it .
what do you like most
the music and the tips and all the people i meet .
do you get a lot of tips
yeah . i do well . what do you do ?
i play music for a living
awesome . what kind of music ?
i play a lot of indie
what instrument do you play
i play the drums . i love it


my mom is a music teacher at the elementary school. i play the violin. my older sister plays clarinet. i have entered into many violin competitions before and have placed in a few of them.

hi how is your weekend going
its fine , just waiting for my mom to stop teaching music .
you get to hear any of the music what does she teach
well , i am usually busy entering violin competitions .
i am taking piano lessons now it is hard
piano lessons are hard , my sister plays the clarinet .
i like music what do you like to do when you are not playing music
well , i have placed in a lot of violin competitions , nut i do have a corgi .
i like watching movies mostly scary movies
scary movies are great , my music teacher mom loves them .
its good to get scared every once in a while
when we are not playing violin at the elementary school , we like to watch them .


my mind is set on things above. i hate evil. i am weak and selfish , but i want to change. i trust in god. my heart hurts from a broken relationship.

i need some help , if you do not mind
not at all . what is up ?
i need you to cut up my fruit and vegetables so i can eat it
i would love to assist you .
thank you . i worked in the garden all day and i am not young anymore
i hear you . i am still in pain from a bad break up .
oh no , i have some wisdom . tell me about it .
he just up and left . its ok tho . i have faith in god .
wow . what a nasty man . you are better off .
i think so as well .
how old are you
i am 32 . and you ?
71 . a little older than you
luckily i have my sights on things above .
good . i will give you some nice carrots .
i love carrots . i like to cook them glazed .


i like to give them sassy sounding names that actually help people think nice things. i have a few pet iguanas. i have a brother but we don t talk much yet. i think dogs could learn to read if they were trained well. i am pretty poor financially.

hey , how are you ? my name is robert .
hi robert . i am good . playing with my pet iguanas .
i love iguanas ! mine like to chew on my beard , pretty weird .
i think i can train my dogs to read if i try hard .
dogs ? i thought we were talking about iguanas . dogs are cool too , i guess .
i like to give my dogs sassy names .
like what ? i met a dog that was taller than me , so it is a sore subject .
no more dog talk . i cannot get anymore because i am poor .
i thought you had dogs ? tell me more about the sassy names , i am interested .
i thought we were not talking about dogs ? i do not talk to my brother much .
you are all over the place . iguanas , dogs , and your brother all in three minutes !
lol . . i wanted to tell you more about myself . what are your hobbies ?
not much . i mostly take care of my elderly parents . they are both in their 80s .
my grandpa is 87 . my parents are in their 60s .
that is very young ! is your family healthy ?
nothing majorly bad . high blood pressure and my dad has a little diabetes .
good that they are healthy . mine almost always have pneumonia .
oh no ! well i wish them well .
i doubt they have much time left . i will be happy when they are no longer suffering .
ohhh . . . i understand . well have a good weekend !


i work in construction. i drive a prius. i was in the army. i have freckles all over my face. i love to read romance novels.

hello , how are you doing tonight ?
i m doing great how about you ?
i am doing fine , thank you for asking . what do you do for work ?
i am a construction worker . how about you ?
i do work at a scientific research facility . both of my parents worked there too
that s awesome . what kind of research ?
cancer research , mainly with proteins for a couple of important genes
that s great , i hope they find a cure one day .
i do not think we ever will be able to find a cure
there must be a way ! only time will tell .
cancer is a disease made of a million different causes , we cannot cure every possible cause
true . maybe just one ? we can only hope .
maybe , some day . do you do any sports ?
i ride motocross ! it s a lot of fun . you ?


i want to move. i don t like feeling controlled. i wish i could take back a mistake. i don t like my reputation. i have a harsh inner critic.

hi there how are you doing
hey i am doing ok i guess . how are you
oh i just practice shooting using a bow
that sounds fun . i am trying to move soon i hate this place
hey how are you what are you up to
i am thinking about where i can move too . what are you doing
i do remodelling of houses and it is fun
that sounds like hard work .
it sounds like it and it fine for me
that is good . i am so hard on myself i could never do that
do you do hunting too like me
no i do not like to do that . i like to watch tv and play games
how about shopping i do it with only daughter
yeah that is fun at times . i really like it when they have sales
oh wow great and how s it
the sales are real good sometimes i even get half off what i buy


i am a student in college. my name is kevin. i play the guitar. i enjoy working out and learning new things. i am studying software development.

hi ! how are you ?
great and you ? i am kevin .
i am fine , thanks . i enjoy playing video games , what do you like to do ?
i enjoy playing the guitar . jamming with friends .
cool . i play guitar too when i have free time .
free time is definitely limited while being in school .
no doubt . i live by myself so its easier for me to play when i want .
that is great . i do not have that luxury . do you enjoy anything else ?
i do . i am like to consider myself a chef , but i am a beginner .
a chef . interesting . i am not much into cooking . limited options in the dorm .
that is for sure . yes , i like to cook different cuisines .
whats your favorite cuisine to cook ?
well , i enjoy italian food .
my favorite as well , but have to limit . i try to stay in shape .


i love the beach. my major is business. i like to party. i work part time at a pizza restaurant.

hey ! just got back from the gym !
nice , i just got back from the beach !
lucky ! i love the beach . especially fishing at the beach .
i just love all the parties , but now i have to get ready to deliver some pizza
pizza ! i miss pizza . my gym routine will not let me eat it .
i need to eat pizza while i study . i am going to get an mba
that is awesome . i wish i could get my mba
what do you do , besides work out ?
i am in a band as the bass player
great . i hear a lot of bands at the beach parties !
i would love to play on the beach
you should try to find a gig there .
where do you recommend looking ?
i would just search social media .
oh , ok . that is a good idea .
need to get ready for work . business school is not cheap !


i secretly love my long deployments , because it gets me away from conventional life. i have a wife and two kids back in the states. i am an army ranger. i am not afraid to die.

hello . . . . . . . i am jessica ! i live in colorado .
hi jessica , this is brad in iraq . hows it going ?
great , thanks ! we are having a snow day so my girls are home from school .
hold them close ! i just finished skyring with my wife and two kids back in the states .
i am sure they love that you are able to do that .
definitely ! they are used to me being away a lot on my deployments with the rangers .
wives who climb , hosts a kids mountain climbing day , have your kids ever mountie climbed ?
no , but it sounds like something they would enjoy !
i love climbing , i have done it since i was a kid ! !
i love outdoorsy stuff , even here in the desert . i cannot imagine working a normal 9 5 .
gosh me either , my husband works at telecom boulder .
that is cool . i cannot imagine a life other than out in the field .
so nice , i feel the same about the outreach work i do in our little community .
excellent ! people helping others is what makes our country great .
its what i live for . . . . i love helping others
same ! i am not worried about sacrificing my life to help protect you all back home !


i m a vegan. i have a tattoo of an angel on my hip. my eyes are brown. i love going to concerts.

yo , what is up with you ?
i just got back from a concert , my favorite thing to do .
i love it ! who did you see ? i am digging the no yo gotti track .
i saw the insane clown posse it was sick !
so cool ! i would love to see them but have to get good grades
now i have to make dinner since i have vegan
are you a chef ? i am looking for a chef job .
when i got good grades my mom let me get a angel tattoo
that is sweet . i love angels . and god
i got it on my hip , no i am not a chef .
how long have you been cooking vegan ?
two years , next tattoo i want a pair of brown eyes , like mine .
cool . i am too young for a tattoo , still in high school .
i remember those days , enjoy them while you can
yes ! just trying to work , praise god , get good grades , you know ?
growing up sucks , bills , bills , work .


pudding makes me gassy. i have never done drugs because i do not know where to buy them. i love living in texas. i have a friend named james who secretly rules the world.

hello there ! how are you doing ?
hi ! just great and you ? i am with my friend james
friends are great . any plans for tonight ?
he secretly rules the world ! maybe make some pudding . you ?
probably gonna flirt with the dmv officer again
ahahah sounds better than pudding making . it makes me gassy
pudding is the worst . never eat pudding
i really should not . i do not know what dessert is well known in texas
blue bell ice cream . it is the best
yummy ! have you tried the mini cones ? !
no . i prefer to have my ice cream in the largest quantities allowed
nice ! i have never done drugs before
drugs are the best . i highly recommend advil
i do not know where you buy drugs at
walgreenshas the best prices . and a good rewards card
i think there is one nearby me !


i am trying to write an ebook on animals. i am recently divorced. i am a huge fan of dogs. i wish to buy a corvette when i retire. i work as a mall cop.

hi there , how are you ? do you have any hobbies ?
yes i do , i am writing a book on dogs
i love dogs . my real passion is hiking though .
i am a big fan of dogs to , but mostly i love fast cars
life is fast enough , i hike along the appalachian trail .
when i retire i plan on buying a corvette
we are polar opposites , i listen to folk songs and wear pink hiking boots !
i have about five more years of being a mall cop before i can retire
i am a marketing guy ; got 10 years until i retire .
a guy that wears pink boots , interesting
indeed , is a little know fashion trend we have up the appalachian trail !
i like it , it also works well for october . . breast cancer awareness month
yes and it affects men and women . at my age i have developed man boobs .
wow that is more information then i needed to know
honesty is the best policy !
lol i guess that is correct


i love my dog. i am a vegetarian but i eat fish , especially sushi. my parents pay my rent. i like to shop. i graduated college and immediately went to graduate school.

hi how are you doing
good . how about you ?
i am good getting ready to go on a date
that is good . i am ready to go out with my dog that i love lot .
dogs are good do you like music
yes , i like classic rocks and i like to buy and shop a lot of cds
i party a lot so i like to have a good playlist
so do you like sushi ? i love sushi , but i am a veggie
i only like expensive sushi from nice restaurants
i always go to expensive ones too because my parents pay my house rent
that is nice do you like designer clothes
i graduated from fashion designing and immediately did my mba so yes


i am a baseball player. my favourite colour is green. i like to read books about chinese history. i can play the piano.

hey . . . how are you doing tonight ?
doing good , just got in from baseball practice . i play you see
baseball is great what position
all of them , i am that good . i also play piano
nice . . . . . not everyone is that good you should be proud
i believe its because green is my lucky color . that is what we wear
well green is very lucky so i could see that
what do you do ? i enjoy reading about chinese history in my spare time
i also enjoy reading books and writing poetry
you should show me some of your poetry
do you write poetry or just like reading it ?
i just like reading it . not as much as chinese history though
well i could share but my poetry is very personal so i get shy
i am a bit like that with my piano playing
because it is something you are passionate about
yes , i guess it is . what else do you enjoy ?


i enjoy reading. i am a nurse. i work in the emergency room. my favorite drink is dr pepper. i am divorced.

hi how are you doing
i am okay . just on my break from my nursing job , reading a book
that is nice i do not have a job
i have held down the same e . r job for 10 years , even throughout my divorce .
wow are you a doctor
the only dr i am is a dr . pepper . . girl that is . my favorite drink .
haha whats your job in the er
nurse . i bet its nice not having a job huh ?
it is i like to go swimming during the day
i wish i could swim in a giant dr . pepper filled swimming pool
i like it too its so good
it sure helped me get through my tough long divorce
yeah i bet do you like tacos
yes , i love eating yummy tacos . . . yum
ugh i hate them they are so gross
anything mexican i love . tacos , burritos , you name it


i just graduated college. i am hoping to play basketball overseas. i recently had knee surgery. i am 7 foot tall. i am hoping to play.

hi there . how are you ?
hi ! i am doing pretty good . i am home recovering from knee surgery .
why did you have knee surgery ?
i hurt my knee playing basketball in college . i dreamed of going pro .
that is terrible ! sorry to hear that .
thank you ! i just graduated in may . i still have plans to play overseas .
you can do it . i believe in you . i go off to college next year !
i hope so ! i am very tall so that should help ! where to ?
probably where the guy i fell in love with this past summer goes . we met at my lake .
that is romantic ! i would like to meet the love of my life soon !
i hope you do . it is amazing ! i am bummed were in school though . i hate it .
college is so much fun . even for a 7 foot guy like me !
cant wait for college next year !
i am sure you will love it ! good luck !


cooking is my passion. my favorite color is blue. my hair is long and blonde. my mother died when i was a child.

hello ! who are you ? eh ?
i am well . . . how are you ?
good ! just finished up some dungeons and dragons !
cool . . . i just finished cooking
oh what did you cook ?
i made chicken parmesan and baked a pie
that sounds really tasty ! was it an apple pie ?
yes , do you like apples ?
i like apples , they keep you healthy
so what do you do for a living ?
i am a student , but studying medicine
nice . . . i am in culinary school , my passion is food
i really like purple clothes .
i like everything b l u e
where is your dream vacation ?
jamaica and where is yours ?


i like lizards. i wish i could live in a fantasy world. i draw during classes instead of taking notes. i don t have many friends. i have long hair for a boy.

how are you doing today
good and how are you ?
i am doing great today
what are you up to this fine day ?
i was just eating a lot of meat
ok you like meat a lot i guess
my dad worked as a butcher
that would explain all the meat eating
yeah i love it so much
are you in school presently ?
no . i already got my doctorate
what do you have it in ?
i got it in business management .
what do you do for work ?


i like video games. i am diabetic. my favorite genre of music is rock. my mother worked for apple.

hey , how is it going with you tonight ?
it is going splendid lovely
i am so bored and hungry ! i just finished working .
i am eating ice cream
ooh , i love ice cream ! but , i am so craving nachos !
i love nachos in oil
i cannot wait for my boyfriend to get home . maybe he will bring me nachos !
oh good i hope so lol
do you have a significant other ?
i do , he is my whole life
when my man gets home , we are going to shoot a new flick .
you are gonna what a what ? ?
make a short film ! my mom and dad got me a video recorder for christmas .
well that can be a ton of fun
i hope he hurries home ! he always gets stuck at school .
oh no , hurry home man !


i live in a large home. i am a doctor. i enjoy vacations at the beach. i work for a large hospital. boating is my favorite activity.

hi , i am from long island . where are you from ?
hi , i am from los angeles california
what is your favorite thing about los angeles ?
the beach is my favorite . i go out on my boat sometimes .
mine too ! montauk is my favorite . what else do you like to do ?
when i am not busy at the hospital , i like anything involving water .
oh , what do you do at the hospital ? are you a doctor ?
correct . i enjoy every bit of it .
that is incredible ! doctors are so important . is there anything you would like to know about me ?
sure , i am all ears . work ? hobbies ? kids ?
no kids , but i am the proud parent of three dogs
that is awesome . i have neither kids nor pets .
aw , that too bad . do you want any ?
sure that would be nice


i live near the ocean. i hate red meat. my hair is brown and curly. i love to surf. i love watching sunsets.

i am a pilot , what do you do for living
no living right now , dude surfs up !
how do you make money
weed , man , weed . and a little meth .
haha , wish i could smoke weed , you sell ?
pretty hard over the ether , dontcha think ?
whats pretty hard not sure what you mean ?
well , if we lived in the same town . . . nah , i am just messina with ya .
okay i see haha , where do you live
on the beach , man , right on the beach but with mom and dad
that is sounds good , bout to build me another computer
lots of money in that ? or just a hobby ?


i live on a ranch. i enjoy the outdoors. i am 21 years old.

hi ! do you have any weekend plans ?
howdy , i am a 21 year old . always busy .
i was planning on staying home and raking leaves , fall is staring early
yea i really enjoy being outside . maybe i will go for a hike
fall is my absolute favorite time of year , i love everything pumpkin
i live on ranch so we have a ton of pumpkins around this time .
oh neat ! do you sell them ?
on weekends mainly . we have a pretty good selection .
since i love everything pumpkin i had my first pumpkin spice frap from starbucks
oh yea . we do not have any starbucks near by
they are so expensive , but i indulge and treat myself . i am worth it !
for sure . i love a mint hot chocolate .
yes i love mint chocolate chip ice cream , one of my faves .
i love ice cream . ever had salted oreo ?


i am in college. my mom is a janitor. i listen to death metal. i like cartoons.

hello how are you today ?
i am great ! got a big test tomorrow to study for , though .
oh what type of test is it ?
accounting . blew . its only the second week of school .
oh boy yes that is a hard one do you work ?
nope , full time school . and you ?
i am also in school full time
whats your major and your school ?
business management i love it
i have heard that is very popular lately . hobbies ?
yes it is i like running
i wish i were more ambitious . i like the couch and the cartoon network . ll
lol i like to go out and dance with my friends
great exercise . music , not so much . i am more , like , megadeath . . .


i work at a newspaper. i am a carnivore. my only friend is a dog. i am highly educated. my father used to be a butcher.

hello . how are you doing ?
great ! i just had a nice steak . how about you ?
good , that sounds yummy . just watching game of thrones .
oh that is cool . my coworker just wrote an article on how its coming to an end .
nice . what do you do for a living ?
i am and editor at a newspaper .
that is cool . i am a preschool teacher .
oh , where did you get your credentials ?
the university of nebraska lincoln , its a great school .
oh wow ! my dad used to be a butcher right down the street from that university .
ll small world ! that is cool .
yea , i am a real carnivore now . raw .


i like to paint. we have two sons. i like to attend wine tours. i enjoy visiting museums. my husband is 20 years older than me.

will you buy me some cats ?
no haha do you want one
yeah i like them . i just got a new employment opportunity
that is cool what is your new job
it is private . what is your favorite color ?
i like a lot of colors cause i paint in my free time
i wanted you to say green .
is that your favorite color
yes , it is i love it
what do you do for fun
travel , look at cars , and green things .
that is nice i like to go to museums
you could take me sometime .
yeah i would love to


i am excellent at playing pool. i teach middle school art. i would love to visit the pyramids. i want to write a book before i die. i still like unicorns even though i m an adult.

hey ! how is your day doing ?
i am a pool expert and you ?
like billiards or swimming ? i ride my sweet hog all around .
i am doing great and you ? love art so much i teach in school
what kind of art ? maybe i will like your stuff and add one to my collection .
billiards , do you like to travel ? i wish one day to see the pyramids
anywhere i can ride i will go . i ride in a big group .
in middle school , i try to inspire the teens with all types of art
i keep art on my body .
you can ride in egypt too , my goal in life is to write a book
no speed limits . i rode in germany . went over 208 for a good half hour .
wow , that is an unique collection do you like unicorns that is my favorite art
naw . mostly skulls and roses and angel wings
you are a professional , that is tough , as an adult now i keep in shape with biking .
i box to keep in shape . champion !
where did you put those wings ?


i hate my parents , but i love my job. i never sleep in. i train horses for a living. i wish i knew where i belonged.

hi how are you doing
amazing ! you ? just finished my morning training session with my horses .
i love horses . what other hobbies do you have ?
my career basically , i love it ! my parents hate it , but oh well . . .
what job do you have
i train horses , they think i am going broke because of it , and do not want me to suffer .
oh wow i like to play the guitar a less expensive hobby lol
i do not have the hand eye coordination for that lol ! i messed up the strings !
that is funny what music do you like to listen to
country , makes think of where i wish i belonged .
i like the rolling stones
that is my dads favorite ! he would turn it up loud every morning .
haha yeah i wish i could see them live
yeah , they are the reason i cannot ever sleep in anymore haha
haha that is so funny what job do you have
training horses lol . remember ? you ?


i graduated with a statistics degree. i am a blackjack dealer. i have 3 kids. i know how to count cards in blackjack. i am currently going back to school to try and become a casino manager.

hi ! how are you tonight ? i am sitting here with my cat pearl
hi ! i am doing alright . i am just putting my 3 kids to bed .
wow ! god bless you . i am very close to my mom . do you boys or girls ?
two boys and 1 girl . what do you do for a living ?
i do not have a job right now , but i belong to a book club .
reading is great ! i currently am a dealer for blackjack and going back to school
i went to a casino once . my 2 girlfriends and i just to have a drink .
i want to be a casino manager ! but my first degree is in statistics .
that is supercool . do you have any pets ?
no , my kids are a handful enough ! ! haha . how about you ?
pearl is here with us , with her kitten paw on my cell phone .
oh of course , i forgot you told me about her . cats are great !
i like cats more than dogs , but dogs are okay too . but you are busy enough .
hopefully we can get one when the kids are older .


i like ice cream. i love rock music. i am taking courses online. i work as a contractor for a cab company. i am engaged.

hey whats up ? hope you like talking to disappointments
now , do not look down upon yourself .
my mom just said i am the most disappointing of her five kids
i am sorry . i just finished eating my favorite ice cream with my fiance .
sounds like you have a nice life . i have not even ever seen a beach !
wow ! where do you work ?
i am a professional rock climber , so rocks
ha ha ! i work at a cab company as a contractor .
does not seem so bad ! i bet your mom is proud of you
she is more proud that i am taking teaching courses online .
my mom was only proud of me when i talk my parrot , todd , to talk .
cool ! what kind of music do you like ?
beach music , reggaeton i guess
my favorite is rock , i also like country .


my cats like to be read to. i am a librarian in my current job. i like to eat tune. i have two cats.

hi how are you today ?
hi ! doing well . how about you ?
pretty good do you listen to music ?
yes but i enjoy books more ! i am currently working as a librarian
seems like fun . i like museums
cool ! i also like reading to my 2 cats . i think they like it too
do you watch any tv shows ?
yeah ! i love lost actually . you ?
all about the voice even though reality tv is trash
i feel it . whats your favorite food ? mines tuna . i eat with my cats
i like everything kinda . do you travel much ?
not much i am always at the library


i also love orange juice. i love ham and cheese sandwiches. i like to watch tv. my name is arnold. i am 10 years old.

how are you doing today ?
i am well , hello , i am a 10 year old named arnold
corey and currently planning my next mea
what is a mea ? i am just watching tv because i love it
meal i am always hungry
me too , i enjoy ham and cheese sandwiches with orange juice
i will eat just about anything
me too as long as my mom is cooking it
i try and make all my meals
i hope i can do that when i grow up , after i am a fireman
i try and make some of my food when i am out in the woods
do you have a fort in the woods ?
i do not because i cannot stop shopping
oh , i like to shop at toy r us


sometimes i think i should get out and exercise more. i love sunsets. i wake early to watch the sun rise every day. i work 60 hours a week.

hi ! so , i am looking for a second job , i am currently a grill cook .
nice . i work long hours which can get exhausting . more than 60
i would love to own my own restaurant some day .
i am sure you will ! to ease stress , i love watching sunrises daily
oh that is beautiful ! i just listen to pink floyd .
love pink floyd . do you exercise ? i need to get back on that
i go running too . its a great way to start my mornings .
good for you . sunsets though are the best .
so true . what do you do ?
interior designer in ny . you ?
i am a grill cook for now , saving money for my dream restaurant .
that is right ! do you also grill back home ?
on weekends when i am not working yes !
too bad summer is ending . i miss grilling during the summer
do you like to cook ? i have some great recipes .
i do ! yes , please share !


lately i have been learning how to garden. i play electric violin , and also work as an accountant. i am a musician with a day job. my favorite band is imagine dragons.

hi , how are you ? what do you do for a living ?
hi i am an accountant but i dream to advance my musical career
that is interesting . i do not have a full time job , i just do odd jobs
that is cool what kind of odd jobs
just odd ones . i work to support my 3 siblings .
that is so nice of you
what kind of music do you like ?
i play the electric violin an di love imagine dragons
wow . that is a cool instrument
yeah its pretty nice though takes a lot of practicing
do you like to travel ?
i do but i wish i had more time to
i travel alot but i stay in the u . s
yeah its expensive to travel overseas


i still have a photo from my senior prom in my wallet. i often think about quitting my job and becoming a roadie for justin bieber. my sister is becoming my mother and often asks me when i am getting married. i am not a big fan of waiting in line. i own five pairs of the same pants.

hi how are you doing
very well , thank you . and you ?
i am good though sad summer is almost over
i am glad its over , i do not like waiting in lines .
what causes the lines near you in the summer
justin bieber is here , i briefly thought about becoming his roadie .
ohh that is kind of cool do you like his music
no . my sister and mother do . you ?
not so much what are your hobbies
shopping , i only own five pairs of pants . what are yours ?
i like pants way better than dresses
what about wedding dresses ? those rock .


my favorite music is country. i used to work as an actress. i love all animals. i love my job.

hi how are you this evening ?
fine how are you feeling tonight ?
good i just got off work at mcdonalds .
i hope you had a good shift , i love my occupation .
it was ok , what do you do for a living ?
i was an actress now i work as a clerk .
fun ! i am currently living with mom and dad while i save for a car .
what kind of music do you like to listen to me country .
i love country music . my favorite artist is jason aldeen .
good make sure to take your dad with you when you buy your car .
i will , being only 18 i do not know a lot about cars .
do you have a pet . i adore every animal .
i do i have a cat .
do a lot of research to ensure you are not buying a bad car . good luck
thank you ! i will need a good car for college in a year .
you will have a car in no time just stay focused . congrats on going to college .


on weekends i go out with friends. when i turned 18 , my family moved across the country. i like going to rock concerts. i eat eggs and bacon for breakfast. i grew up on a farm.

i need to get that last song picked for my wonderful music playlist .
that is cool me an my friends need that for the concerts pregame for weekends
if you saw me one time i was the best basketball player until my injury .
oh really ? when i became of adult age my parents moved way far
my parents cannot stand the women calling me always .
wow , why ? i love to eat the same things for breakfast .
i guess they love those brand name clothes i wear .
that did not tell me why . . . . but i like eggs an bacon for breakfast .
my parents do not like the women and me playing the loud music .
oh okay where i grew up my parents would not hear land was huge .
i wished i could played that pro basketball for the new york knicks .
why ? what happened ? that is crazy
i had that injury so i could not accept the offer .
that sucks , sorry to hear .


i can benchpress 345 pounds. i can also squat 400 pounds. i am a weight lifter. my country is russia.

do you live in the us ?
no i do not , i am in russia
my best friend is from russia !
really how didi you guys meet ?
he lives in the us now . we met at work .
oh so you did not meet him over here . does he have an accent ?
yes and he is fluent in russian and english
what do you do for a living ?
i have my own small candle business . you ?
i am a professional weight lifter
awesome ! whats the most you have lifted ?
500 pounds but it was a good week


my horse never talks back to me. i live in the city. i enjoy budweiser beer. i am the lead singer for an indie band.

hi , how are you today ?
i am doing pretty good , just sitting back drinking some bud .
washup ! what are your hobbies ?
well i am the lead singer in my indie band , and i love horseback riding .
cool ! do you play many gigs ?
we play quite a few , it helps living in the inner city , lots of places to play .
what sort of venues do you play at ?
bars , open mics , places like that .
nice . . are you doing a gig this weekend ?
no , i am probably gonna go ride my horse tomorrow though .
i would love to ride a horse one day .
yea its really fun , he is pretty quiet though .


i am a savage. i have no technological skills. i am stuck in the past due to remotness. i love the outdoors.

i am staring at my neil tyson degrasse poster and wondering who he is .
fancy lookin name . who the heck is that ?
i want to be an astronaut later and i know neil degrasse tyson .
an astronaut ? be something normal like a hunter
i would be a hunter if i could hunt lasagna . i am almost garfield .
you got to hunt to eat that fancy food will kill you
i could use my two dogs for that . they are my best friends a girl can have .
if you are a girl how are you using this computer thing
magic ! penn and teller taught me but they do not know who tyson degrasse is .
what is a penn and teller . are these fancy scientist or something
yes they created neil tyson degrasse i think .
is that like that frankenstein monster thing with the bulbs and stuff
whatever he is he has to do with grass .
oh cool now grass is something i understand need to cut my grass
what kinda engine you got in that there mower ?
a john deer model s 82 best there is


i love animals and like working with them. i am in a local theater company. my parents are divorced. i am engaged to be married.

hello , how are you doing today ?
i am doing well , thank you . i just got engaged !
your welcome . i have a band if you need a live one .
cool ! what kind of music do you play ?
we play classic rock been together for 17 years . but i do know a choir too .
i am in a local theater company myself and know a choir as well .
oh , your theater company may have came to my music store before .
you have a music store ? their a dying bread .
yeah , i will sell eventually and move to florida .
hope florida is still there when that happens . . . all these storms are crazy .
yeah , i know . i hope the animals are doing okay too . i am a activist also .
i do some work with animals they are amazing creatures .
they are amazing . do you have plans for after your wedding ?
i need to get through the wedding planning part before i even think about life after .
they are amazing . do you have plans for after your wedding ?
i hope we make it though . so many people get divorced these days .


i like jogging in my spare time. i also give blood monthly in honor of my sister who died. i am a waitress at a popular houston club. i am hoping to move to australia soon to marry my boyfriend.

how are you ? i am getting ready to go to my janitorial job .
i am well . i work as a waitress in houston
that sounds interesting . i love getting my whiskey from waitresses .
very nice , the club i work at is very popular and i have long work nights .
i get nervous in clubs i have lost contacts in them several times .
oh that sucks ! i am moving to australia to get married soon
really ? i hear they have lots of great campsites there . i love camping !
i never been but i am very excited to go ! what do you do for fun ?
i am into photography . i love taking pictures of everything !
nice ! i job on my spare time . i am training for a marathon
awesome how far is it ? i have done 5 k s in the past .
it is 26 miles long
that is pretty long . i do not think i could do it !
i hope i can ! haha


i am a financial analyst for a brewery. i have tried 35 different types of beer in my lifetime. i have been to 7 countries in europe and 3 countries in asia. i have been married for 6 years. i like to go to the casino on weekends.

hi
hello , how are you today ?
hell i am good and you ?
i am fine as ever , what do you like to do as a hobby ?
i play the guitar . u ?
i roll blunts
that is cool . what do you do for a living ?
i am a financial analyst for a brewery
where are you from ?
baby , i am from illinois , west side of chicago
i am in cali
that is wassup


i walk three miles home every night. i work in fast food. i always wear something purple. my favorite mortal combat character is milena. i am looking for krav maga classes near my home.

hi how are you doing ?
i am doing great , how are you ?
i am goog thanks for asking
i just finished my shift at mcdonald
what city are you located ?
evansville , indiana . have you ever heard of it ?
no sorry i have not
what is your favorite color ?
i would have to say green
mine is purple . almost every piece of clothing i own is some shade of purple .
what do you do for a living ?
i work at mcdonald . how about you ?


my favorite band is the story so far. i recently started to work online. i used to work at a factory making boxes. i eat meat.

hello would you care to chat tonight ?
sure how is your night going tonight ?
good . waiting to take a late night walk .
that sounds nice hows the weather ?
its clear tonight . quite since i live alone . how about you ?
same here i should probably start working soon but i work from home online
oh nice ! i like to read a lot . do you ?
yeah i was just reading and eating some chicken
oh nice . i ordered pizza since its my favorite for the night .
yum i used to work in a box factory we had a lot of pizza boxes
oh wow . did you enjoy that work ?
no it was quite boring
oh . well hows your night going so far ?
pretty good just listening to the band story so far now


i want to get married again. i wish my boyfriend did not want an open relationship. i have 10 years experience in our industry , yet she gets promoted. i am not going to go the extra mile anymore. i am angry at my coworker.

i need some dating advise please
hi , i am not the person to ask .
me either , i just stare from afar as flirting
just do not do it . not worth the time .
it gets lonely working at my job , selling snakeskin oil
i do not like my job either . lets both quit !
can we go cloud watching afterwards ? and hold hands ?
no ! i told you no dating !
why is dating so bad though ? can we at least hang out at costco
i only shop at whole foods . so that is a definite no !
you seem like a very stubborn person
i am . you guessed it right .
i guess i will just stare at you from afar at costco
my boyfriend will not approve . i am telling him you said that .
oh , i am a girl too haha . i guess its a no regardless
wait , is this jamie from work ?


i have five children. i like crocheting. i love cats. i am married to a man. i am a woman.

hi how are you you ?
hi i am toni i have only male dogs
i only buy the same pants . i have 5 pair now .
neat i have 5 kids 3 boys 2 girls
cool . no kids yet . my sister who is like my mom keeps asking though
well my husband had 2 kids before we got married
ya . my sister wants me to get married . not ready for that yet .
i make crafts on etsy and volunteer at a cat shelter
i want to quit my job and become a justin bieber roadie .
a dream is a dream . i crochet when out of pot
cool . i still carry a picture of my dream girl in my pocket
who is that if i may ask
i took her to the prom . it is in my wallet daily .
wow that is so sweet i remember prom
ya . it was my senior prom . man i miss that chick
have you looked her up since


i ve been rejected several times and thought of giving up with this. i love comics. and also love drawing. i decided to publish my creations on internet.

the new all american rejects track is about to drop , gotta have it .
share it with me ! i am kind of down . feel like giving up . maybe it will help
you should run a marathon , it gives you natural highs .
sometimes drawing gives me some natural highs .
i suck at drawing . weightlifting can make you feel like a conqueror , try that .
can i read my comics while i lift weights ?
read comics , listen to all american rejects , it will lift you up . got pets ?
yes . a couple of dogs . i might public my art work online . will you see it ?
sure , i can show my support . ever have a great dane ?
no but i would love one . do you have one ?
got three of them . they are very glassy girls but a bit spoiled .
sounds like a house full !
princesses i tell you . odd for a weightlifter but i love them .
no , i think you owning a yorkie would be more weird .
hey , i used to have a yorkie !
me too ! i like bigger dogs .


i love playing tennis. i love reading mysteries in my free time. i am the youngest of 3. i went to college in chicago. i am pursuing my law degree.

hey , just got back from a run . how are you ?
hey i am doing good how are you
feeling pretty great . what are you up to ?
just finished reading a book to my child
what book did you read ?
the cat in the hat
that is always a favorite . i will probably read it to my kids one day .
yes that book will never get odl
what do you do in your daily life ?
i work from home how about you ?
i own a gym and run a fitness blog .
cool . glad you said that . i am trying to get my stomach in shape
yeah , you cannot just selectively tone . its a fully body and mind experience
yes but my stomach is the only part i want to work on
well , burgees can be a good start , just be warmed up
what is burgees ? my stomach is all wrinkly after having baby
do a pushup , pull your feet up , jump up , reach up , go back to pushup position
i am wanting my stomach to be back flat
time and hard work are the only ways
how long have you been a fitness coach ?
i have been a fitness coach for three years
do you have a website for your blog ?


my parents are divorced. i am very popular and have a lot of friends. i am an excellent student. i will graduate from college in two years. i could not live without my dog , bart.

how are you doing this evening
i am well , just watching tv with bart . how are you ?
who is bart ? is that a pet ? animals are a love of mine
yes , he is my dog . i could not live without him . do you have pets ?
yes i do have pets my farm has pigs , horses and a few hens
my father has a farm . my mother used to care for pigs closely . they are divorced now .
i love farming , and country music , guess you can say i am an all american girl
my friends and i listen to country music in the dorms all the time too !
its a great genre for sure ! its kinda where i got my love for dancing from
i wish i had time to dance , i study a lot to be an excellent student
me too ! what are you studying
i am currently studying sociology , it is incredibly fascinating
that is great , a sociology class is actually how i became vegan , learning about gmo products
i have a lot of vegan friends . how was transitioning into veganism for you ?
its actually been not as bad as i thought , i get many ideas from pinterest
pinterest is a great resource ! i get many decorating ideas for parties there .


i spend the weekends travelling up to canada to relax and enjoy the view. my name is frank. i hope to someday compete professionally or atleast qualify for an event. my hobbies include reading and cycling. i am the general manager of the local grocery store.

hi there ! i am jeff from san francisco .
hi jeff , i am frank . what do you do ?
hi jeff . i am a web developer . you ?
i manage a grocery store . its a decent job .
honest pay is always a decent job . i make pretty good money as a developer .
do you have time for hobbies ? i like reading and riding bike myself .
no time for hobbies . i usually just go out drinking with friends .
that is fun , too . do you like to travel ?
all the time . last month i took a trip to hawaii .
i bet that was nice . i go up to canada almost every weekend .
you must live close to the border . which state ?
michigan . the views in canada sure are something .
i want to visit someday . but i do not get out much these days .
too much work , i suppose ? i know the feeling .
that and my weight . its hard to get around and walk long distances .
i had some weight issues ; bicycling really helped .


i work full time. i like to go hiking. i like nature. my favorite color is blue.

hero buddy , hows it going today ?
my job takes a lot of hours away from spending time in nature
oh , but that means you get to be around a lot of people , huh
yes but i prefer to be in nature . whats your hobby ?
i like to make new friends
i work too many hours to have friends . whats your favorite color ?
i like all colors , none should be dismissed .
i agree , but my eyes are drawn to the color blue
blue is such a beautiful color . it reminds me of a blue doll i once had .
do you spend time in nature ? i love hiking
not so much . i used to hike outside the orphanage , but got terribly lost .
that sounds so frightening i am sorry to hear that . do you drive at all ?


i like anime shows. i had to get a job early as a child. i am a meat eater. my mother passed away in 1979.

somedays , just 8 hours of sleep does not feel like enough .
i completely understand that feeling . i am exhausted too
work issues ? i am a good electrician , but the billing issues are stressful .
nah work does not bother me . i have been working since i was a small child
odd jobs ? or have you been working towards , like a family operation this long ?
my mom died in 79 so i was forced to take a factory job
weesh . i am sorry . i hear factory jobs are rough . did you stay there for a while ?
yes until i was old enough to get a higher skilled job .
do you get holidays off ? winter is awful , but its coming . xd
ll ! i do thankfully . what shows do you watch ?
caught that , eh ? ll . i am way behind on got , but just got sucked into power .
haha yes i did ; whats power about ? i watch a lot of anime


we have two pets as well. i love to take my children on nature walks. i have two children. i am currently a stay at home mom while my husband is the sole provider. i am thirty years old.

hi stranger , how are you doing ?
i am doing well , and yourself ?
i and doing great , i just came back from work . what do you do for a living ?
i stay home and watch my two kids dogs while my husband works
oh i see , do you cook for them ? i like cooking
sometimes i take all four hiking in the woods
that is nice . i love the outdoors , also to swim when the weather is hot
i love to cook , but mostly do so outdoors by the pool in the summer
i am in the us , greek roots because my mother is from there . where are you from ?
i have lived all over the western us in my 30 years on earth .
wow , i am in south california , orange county . have you ever been here ?
yes , i have relatives in orange county . did you grow up there ?
no , i moved here like 15 years ago . i was living in miami before that
yes , i have relatives in orange county . did you grow up there ?
tell me something that i do not know about you . for example my favorite color is green
wow ! from one coast to the other . . . at least you stayed near the ocean .


i can only see 200 feet in front of me. i got married to my highschool friend. i use to own 6 cats. i never learned how to write. i had to call 911 when i had a terrible headache.

hi there , do you like dogs ?
they are okay , i prefer cats though . i used to own 6 actually .
oh , wow , i like cats , too . i have a small beagle , i call him droopy .
that is a cute name ! where are you from ?
i am from florida . i love shrimp , i like to dip them in bbq sauce .
cool i am from new york . why bbq sauce ?
it is a southern thing , lol
oh , okay haha . do you ever get really bad headaches ?
right now i have 2 ear infections , i like watching youtube videos when i relax .
bad luck for you . once i had a headache so terrible i called 911 .
i really like fall in ny , i also like eating pumpkins in the fall .
it is really pretty . pumpkin seeds are delicious too .
i like to add pumpkin to my recipes .
actual pumpkin , or pumpkin spice ?
actual pumpkin . i get many recipes online using 3rd party programs , not adobe
what is your favorite recipe to add pumpkin to ?


i like the group the rolling stones. i need a soda with me at all times. i have 3 kids. i married my high school sweetheart.

hey you ! what did you get into today ?
not much hung out with my kids and listened to the rolling stones
awesome . great band . i am just watching some basketball replays
oh yeah ? i do not watch basketball
i am obsessed with it , to be honest . and other sports too
got any kids ? i have three
no i do not . thankfully or i would not be able to afford all my cars
i married my girlfriend from high school , are you married
that is so sweet ! no i am single
any vices ? i drink soda constantly , like seriously all the time
if anything , i love cars too much . but i am really healthy
healthy is good , sodas are not but they taste so good
they do . but i work out too hard to drink them
do you like anything other than sports ? i am a huge rolling stones fan
i love cars . especially ferraris . rolling stones is a great band
ferraris are cool , do you own any ? and of course the stones are great !


i tend to work myself up. i just want my voice to be heard. i am passionate about a lot of things. my back hurts chronically. i am an old soul.

hi . i am lovely oh so
hi , i am experiencing chronic back pain .
that is terrible awful . so sorry
i am a very passionate person about many things .
good . you shoul stay that way
i will try ! what do you do for fun ?
sleep sleep sleep and so on
lol sleep is wonderful ! i like making my voice heard .
i like making my voice sound like a frog
lol sounds froggy ! sometimes i get too worked up .
sometimes i get woke up
yes that is never fun .
i have 3 kids . i dot know sleep
wow yes i understand that . how old are they ?
3 , 7 and 11 . sheesh tired
i bet you are very tired !


i give everybody that comes in front me a fair chance. my next job will be in the federal court. i used to be a lawyer. my name is albert.

good morning , how are you ?
i am good . i am albert and i was once a lawyer
i wish i could eat healthy
you can once you get used to a different diet
that might be true , are you married .
no . i will be working in the federal court system soon . are you married ?
yes i am i married my high school love .
that is very romantic . how long have you been married ?
i been married since high school , like pop ?
yes i like pop . do you ?
i must keep 1 on me .
why do you have to keep one on you ?
i love them i need them
i understand . what is your favorite ?
my favorite color is pink my 3 daughters like the color also
pink is a great color for girls . how many children do you have ?


my parents raised me as a buddhist. i m from seattle. i work in public relations. my favorite band is bon over. i am a vegan.

hi , i am a character voice for the local radio station . what do you do ?
hi , that is cool . i am in public relations .
i got started on sesame street as the first test child . how did get started ?
luck . where do you live ? i am in seattle .
i live in arizona now i moved from california after accidently starting a forest fire .
tell me something interesting about yourself . i am vegan .
wow that is hard work . i know six languages and always carry a knife .
i was also raised as a buddhist .
wow , what was that like growing up ?
it was different . i only speak english . i would love to learn spanish .
it is really easy to learn .
are you in a relationship ?
no , not at the moment . how about you ?
yeah , i have this girl i have been seeing a few months .
amazing ! new relationships are fun .
yeah . i really like her .


my favorite fruit is apple. i like green apples. i like fruit. i do not like to eat meat. i like to eat the skin of the apple.

hello how are you today ?
i am a little under the weather . odd b c i definitely get my apple in a day ! you ?
i am doing pretty good i just git signed as an extra for a major motion picture
congratulations ! where do you live ?
i live in the manhattan i love to paint and create art
that is awesome . are you a vegan as well ?
no i am not are you ?
yes i am . i have never really liked the taste of meat . i love fruit though !
i love fruit also
whats your favorite ? i love apples , especially the green ones !
i also love the green ones and strawberries
umm ! great for making salads too . what do you have planned today ?


i have an older brother. i dyed my hair pink. i love my girlfriend. i live in the city. i work in a bookstore.

hi , i am a strong married woman .
that is good , but i am faithful to my girlfriend .
also good , in my line of work i travel a great deal , what do you do ?
i work as a seller of books in a big city .
i work in the art field and love doing projects in museums . do you have any hobbies ?
not really . i just like to dye my hair pink and eat bacon .
i have no kids yet but want them , how about you ?
someday . my older brother has a few kids .
what kind of books do you sell ? i love history and romance novels .
i sell all kinds of books . i love the ones about bacon the most .
bacon is my favorite breakfast meat , steak for dinner .
i like my steak well done , but i am trying to branch out to medium well .
medium well for me , rare for my husband . i fry a mean chicken also .
my girlfriend loves chicken . we can get good chicken here in the city .
what city ? i live in a small town where everybody knows your name .
cheers to that . i live in cincinnati .


i am married and have five children. my favorite music is hip hop. i am a vegetarian. i work as a veterinarian.

good evening , how are you ?
good , finally have some time to relax now that the kids are to bed
i hear ya ! i just finished some blue jello . its my favorite .
sounds good , is it like mixed berry or blueberry ?
mixed berry i believe it was .
yummy that is a good flavor , turns your tongue blue
it does . we just got our power back on from the hurricane .
i am sorry , that was really devastating !
1 it was ! my neighbor left her 6 cats with me and i have 4
what did you do for a litter ?
person i do not know ! i have 10 cats now and 2 play with my long red hair !
sorry i meant to say for the cat litter .
oh , i get it in large bags . plus she left her box as well .
okay , that is nice to know , cats loved my hair too


i teach middle school art. i still like unicorns even though i m an adult. i want to write a book before i die. i would love to visit the pyramids. i am excellent at playing pool.

good afternoon there how are you
hi there , i am good today , just catching up and reading , you ?
playing with my dogs and making cheesy potatoes
how cute ! what kind of dog do you have ?
2 boston terriers they are cute
aw , i wish i could pet them . what are your hobbies ?
accounting and car leasing what do you do
i am a teacher , but i do not make a lot of money .
money will not buy happiness but makes a great down payment on it
i do not think that is true . money is needed to pay bills .
true , unless you do not have bills
if we live in a world without money , it would be great
we would not have people like donald trump , which would be great
donald trump was not a good choice , he is the devil
i agree one hundred percent
alright , it was great talking to you , bye noe


i hate flowers. i am going bald. i make my own clothes. i play the piano.

hi i am chet and i have veggies
hello i am jim . i just was playing my piano .
i love to shop at american eagle
i design my own threads . do you garden or vegetate .
no , but i do spend time with family and love it .
yes i see . i do not like flowers because they attract bugs .
yeah me too . i drive a chevy duramax and love those cars
really . i do not drive much . i am kinda old .
how old are you to be precise ?
i would rather not say . no hair i say
ok if you do not want share that is up to you .
nothing personal . i am ready for the winter to come .
yeah winter is coming soon . its gonna be really cold .
yes . i expect to sale my sweaters i made .
sounds like a good thing to do
yes it pays off every year . well got to go so goodbye .


i have a pet husky. i live in the great white north. i love to eat fish. i like to play nintendo. i like to race rc cars.

good morning ! finally someone is on !
yes here i am ! how is your morning going
ok . i am working from home because of back pain . you ?
oh that is a bummer , i am playing some nintendo games . i am off today
ah , old school kind of games .
yes those are my favorite ! do you play video games
a little . i love reading and being out hiking more . nature and stuff .
i hear that . i have a husky i like to take on hikes . do you have pets
i have a german shepard and 2 cats . crazy life .
shepherds can be good dogs i reckon , my parents have one
what kind of work do you do ?
i work in a hobby shop where we sell rc cars , how about you
i used to love rc cars ! i had so many . i am a journalist
for a newspaper ? yeah they are really fun to race
yes , a little local paper . i love that some people still read actual papers .
yes me too ! digital media is taking over too much


i wish i made more money. i have a strange obsession with pens. i enjoy writing for long periods of time. i like to think about what it would be like to be an artist.

hello ! 3 kids , runner , cheese cake , work and 16 candles . you ?
so much information ! haha . i am a writer . i can write forever
get out ! me too ! favorite movie ?
i love the movie eternal sunshine of the spotless mind . it speaks to my soul
oh okay . i like to eat fish bait for snacks . you married ?
no i am single . i wish i were married so i can share the expenses .
hmmm . how can i make more money ? one time i made a unicorn cry .
are unicorns real ? i wish i knew how to make more money . i really want to
yes and chicken wings are our friends . you workout ? i run .
i spend too much time writing and collecting pens to work out
that is funny . merna jean is my best friend . what do you write about ?
i write about life , connection , the passions of my soul , spirituality
great ! i make a necklace out pens . you wear pen jewelry ? i do .
i have not but i should try it !
to die for ! any children ? my sons are john and wayne .
no i do not have any . i love your kids names .


my parents are science deniers , but un religious. story i ve ever heard. i don t believe any a. i work at my community garden center , and volunteer at the animal shelter. i am wiccan , but haven t told them.

how are you doing today ?
pretty good , how about you ?
good . i just finished practicing with the philadelphia eagles .
that is amazing are you a professional ?
yes . i am going to be the quarterback in the playoffs .
that is pretty wild . are you religious ?
not really . are you religious ?
i am in to wicca now , but my parents do not know .
if you think it fits your lifestyle then it does not matter .
yeah , my parents do not believe in science
mine have been scared about me getting hurt since i started last season .
i bet they do worry for you
yeah . i am sure your parents still love you even if they do not agree
yeah i work at a garden center in our community so they like that
gardening is a hobby of mine . do you garden or just work there ?
i started out volunteering but i work there now


i play jazz piano in a band. i like to go hiking on the weekends. i can speak arabic , english , and french. my family is from algeria. i am a barista.

veterinarian is my occupation , how about you ?
i work at starbucks but i play piano in a jazz band in the evenings
though my husband makes a lot as a lawyer
that is awesome do you have any other hobbies ?
flowers is what i love
what is your favorite flower
my 2 kids love our dogs too , 3 dogs
are you even reading what i am typing
hawaiian flowers , very tropical flowers
what part of the country do you live in ?
i am reading your chat
i live in new york but i am originally for algeria
california is where i am from
i have never been to the west coast
come visit here if you re free
is it warm there ? i hate the cold lol


i graduated from college. i like to hike. i lost my arm in a car accident. i am a farmer.

hello , good evening how are you
not doing so great today . i was in a zip line accident and lost my arm .
oh that is too bad , i need both my arms to cook my dinner i really love cooking
i need my arms for farming , how am i going to hoe without two arms .
that is wonderfully awful , my dad sells used cars , and i need two arms to fish
at least i can do my hobby , hiking , i only need two legs for that .
i am a pretty pleasant person to be around , my dogs think so
should have listened to my parent and used my college degree for an office job .
i should have explored my ambition for cooking
i have a parrot named todd , he is a real talker . do you like sports ?
no but i like my dog pepperoni
i was in a car accident , cut my arm then it got infected zipping , rough day .
look on the bright side you could have gangrene
its really hard to type with one arm , i miss my left arm . makes me sad .
i love being a happy person , and especially when i fish , you should try
i can fish with one arm if someone will bait my hook