i have three dogs and two cats. playing quake on slackware linux makes me happy. both my moms tell me they love me when i call them. i live in chicago. i like to use a lot of exclamation marks when i type.

hi how are you today
great and what about you ?
pretty good are you married ?
no not yet . still dating
be careful when you do get married
why ? though my 3 dogs and 2 cats are good company right now
because i married 3x to the wrong people
oh so sorry . but i think chicago men are different . i live there
do you like to do rugs ?
not really but my moms do . they love me and tell me whenever i call
they tell you that they do drugs ?
no that they love me . but sure they do drugs . not my business
well i am a cop they are going to jail
not my business either way


i do not eat meat. i am witty. i love to dance. i read tons of books.

hello how are you today ?
i am good ! just trying to figure out what i want for lunch . yourself ?
oh i just got done cleaning , getting hungry too ! what places are you thinking ?
i was actually looking through one of my cookbooks , think i will make a veggie burger
nice , i may just grab bendys or kfc , too tired to cook myself .
that sounds good , though i only eat the fries from there , do you have hobbies ?
i like movies , but i have been too busy raising the kids recently to see one , you ?
i like taking dance classes or i am usually reading something
that is fun , i do not have the energy for dancing anymore . do you work at all ?
yeah , i waitress and do some acting and stand up comedy on the side
oh how exciting ! do you listen to music too ?
yes , i love music ! what about you ? any favorites ?
awesome ! i am a fan of fleetwood mac and the mutineers ! what about you ?
i love those bands , i listen to rumours at least a few times a month
that is so awesome ! yeah listening to music definitely helps out those long days right ?
yeah it does , its fun to go to clubs concerts and move with the music


my parents were like this as well. i am all about family and fun. i like to live off of the land. i am a free spirit.

hi there , how are you this morning ?
i am doing well , and yourself ?
great , i am a morning person so i am energized and ready to go
that is wonderful ! i am enjoying this beautiful weather . i love to be outside !
me too ! it is a great day for a swim
you love the water ? that is great ! i like camping and fishing .
yes , i love it . i also love to participate in running competitions .
i love having fun with my family . we are free spirits .
that is awesome . do you like halloween or christmas more ?
christmas is my favorite holiday . what about you ?
halloween because i prefer leaves to snow
i understand . do you prefer to swim in the ocean or a swimming pool ?
i prefer the pool where i can enjoy a nice apple poolside
i love the ocean . i take after my parents .
that is great . do you like to travel ?
yes , but i do not like cold weather . you ?


my favorite food is mexican food. i love to read and cook. i am a nurse at a hospital. i am a mother. my favorite band is the rolling stones.

hi how are you doing
want to come over for some tacos ? mexican is my favorite .
sure i love tacos are you a good cook
yes . i am cooking them now while reading the paper .
i wish i could cook more its just hard for me to shop
why ? i need to eat before i go to work at the hospital .
i am so short i cant reach a lot of things on the shelves
ah . i can lend you a step stool . it is my kids .
it would be annoying to carry a stool everywhere i go i should just order groceries online
good idea ! i love to blare paint it black when i cook .
that is a good song do you like to read
yes , i do . do you ?
yeah its my favorite thing to do to relax
me too . do you work ?


i am scared of left turns. i think i am failing my women studies class. i got hired last week at mcdonald. i drive a blue honda civic. i have four siblings.

hello how are you today ?
okay , i suppose . how are you ?
i am frank and i work as a manager of a grocery store . i am fine thanks .
i am jennifer . i go to college , and i also work part time at mcdonald .
what do you do on your free time ? i drive to canada to relax .
well , i do not have much free time . when i do , i watch a comedy .
sounds like fun . i hope to compete professionally someday as a runner .
that is a good aspiration . do you train for it ?
when i can running the store always keeps me busy it seems .
how long did it take you to become a manager ?
a few years , do you like your job ?
i have just started , learning the ropes . its good for now .
struggling college girl , stick with it , it pays the bills .
yes , that is absolutely right . do you have a family ?


i live down the street from miley cyrus and pnb rock. my name is jovannie and i am 19. i love eating barbeque sandwiches and pizza puffs. i enjoy hanging out with my imaginary friends as a hobby. my favorite show is tom and jerry.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am well . just got back from my friend miles house .
oh , what were you doing over there ?
hanging out by the pool , eating bbq and pizza .
sounds like fun ! i have been busy with my clients tonight
that is cool . what do you do for a living ?
i own a small buisness . i help give out sports info
that is an odd job to have . do you live in a very sports aware city ?
every city is sports aware when there is money to make
i suppose that is true . i am not that into sports . i just 19 . . .
what do you mean by 19 ?
only 19 years old . i still have imaginary friends . ll
haha , cool . i do have a counseling firm . if you need me .
you should not spread yourself thin . two businesses is a bit much


i love to cook. i am looking for someone. i work for an architect firm. i have three dogs. i enjoy fishing.

hi ! i just got in from riding my bike . how are you ?
doing will thanks , been cooking this afternoon !
i would go to the beach , but not with irma coming in .
yes , that is one scary storm . they keep warning folks to stay off the beaches .
yes ! my dog george usually comes with me when i go to the beach .
i bet he loves it , my three dogs would go crazy there i bet
yes i bet . since i cannot go to the beach i usually ride my bike instead
sounds fun . no beaches here in iowa , but i do fish in lakes .
oh i love fish do you catch many ?
quite a few . best part is cooking them !
and eating them . . lol i have never been fishing in my life
you should try ! its great to get into nature , really peaceful .


i have 3 kids. i married my high school sweetheart. i need a soda with me at all times. i do not eat healthy. i like the group the rolling stones.

hello . albert is my name , and being a judge is my game . how are you ?
john , wayne and newton are my children . you married ?
i was , but my job got in the way . no kids either .
fine albert . doug my husband and i went to school together . you sing ?
i do , actually . how about you ?
i like veggie but prefer soda all day . you cook ?
no , not really . i get so busy i mostly eat out .
get out ! yes i sing to rolling stones music . you paint ?
i paint as in trade painting , but not art . do you ?
were you married to your high school sweetheart ? i was .
no . i did not bother with relationships through school .
no i do not paint but i cook . you workout ?
considering my job , fitness is an important part of my daily routine .
oh okay . i love sugar on my cereal . do you ?


i like to come up with new hairstyles. i like to play volleyball. i like to do my nails. i like to pickle eggs. i like to go on long hikes.

hi i am sydney i write for a magazine
hi ! i really love volleyball .
that is a fun sport i do rock climbing when i am able
cool ! i like painting my nails
what color is your hair i dyed mine black
mine is black too . i also love long hikes .
awesome i am trying a new diet that cut out gluten
that is healthy . i love pickle eggs
did you do anything fun this weekend ?
yes i came up with a new hairstyle . what about you ?
i just worked on an article i am writing
that is fun . i hope it turns out well
thanks i think its ready for print
great . you should do well in the future .
lets hope so . my dog is being a pain tonight
really . i hope i could cuddle your dog


i am obsessed with filming. i love to put a smile on people s faces. i try not to think about death. sometimes , people worry i am crazy. i am a very bad liar.

good morning ! how is your day ?
i am great . i wish there was something on tv .
food network is my go to . lol
what do you like to watch on there
cake wars ! after the fur babies and humans are fed .
so you like to bake
my wife appreciates it , so i am learning .
is she a good cook
she is , but she works longer hours . plus two kiddos love it .
what does she do for work
she is a doctor , i am in physical therapy .
what kind of doctor is she
general medicine at a big dallas hospital . what about you ?
i am working at getting into film


i enjoy running. one of my favorite hobbies is gaming. i enjoy visiting national parks. my favorite color is green. i currently work in an office job.

hello , i am terrible at spelling so excuse my mitskea .
that is fine . i understand how that feels
but , i am amazing at dance and theatre !
do not worry . my favorite hobby is to game
i also do some volunteer work for animals .
that is nice . i like to visit national parks
i have a silly confession !
what is ? then again my day job is at an office
even though i am blonde with hair to my knees , i do not like country music .
well . you could always try running . i love it
i do not . i am a bit lazy in tht aspect !
i wish i could . but i will get fat


i am a special ed teacher. i sell cosmetics in my spare time. i love rage metal music. i have two sons that i am raising by myself. and , i love psychoanalyzing my friends.

hi , hows it going ?
its going good . are you in a area near irma ?
i am not sure where erma is . so that would be a no haha
ok its gonna hit florida in saturday .
oh man that is right . irma is currently still hitting the caribbean pretty hard right ?
right . what kind of work do you do ?
i teach . school started up again so i have not been able to watch the news
ok i am a teacher also . what level of school do you teach ?
that is awesome ! i teach 6th grade . trying hard to keep them interested in learning haha
you have your hands full
how about you ?
i am a special ed teacher


my favorite food is steak cooked well done. i played football in high school. i always have a beer after work. i am a roofer. i drive a lifted chevy truck.

hello how are you doing ?
i am great ! tell me about yourself .
well i work for an advertising agency
that sounds interesting . i am a roofer . do you have any hobbies ?
reading is what i enjoy doing more than anything . . .
give me a cold beer and a nice steak cooked well and i am happy !
that does sound like a good time . . . except i do not like alcohol
i started drinking after i hurt my knee playing football .
i hope your knee is okay now . do you still play ?
no , i stopped playing after high school . do you have pets ?
no pets , i am allergic to dog and cat hair and not a fan of amphibians
what do you like to eat ?
not picky . . . . i am usually game for different types of cuisine
anything interesting you can tell me ?


i like to swim. i am a marathon runner. i prefer morning to night. i prefer winter over fall.

hello ! how are you today ?
i am good how are you
doing well ! my daughter just went to school
that is nice do you like to exercise
i do . i cook a lot so i have to exercise .
i swim and run i should do triathlons
wow ! that sounds fun ! what do you do for work ?
i made a lot of money off investments so i could run marathons all the time
lucky ! i am a paper salesman . it is boring .
is that what you originally wanted to do
no , but i have to provide for the family somehow .
that is true do you have kids
i do . my daughter is awesome . do you have kids ?
no but i want to someday


i work at a real estate office. i am dating my boss. i love to sing. i am in my 20 s.

hello , greetings from my parents basement where i currently reside
hey whats up . how are you ? haha i live in the attic
i love reading ! ! one of my favorite books as a child was a light in the attic !
i like to read non fiction but sometime some sci fi fantasy
i have been into disney movies lately , they are my favorite ! !
like the animated classics . 101 dalmatians ? firetruck ! arf arf !
like frozen . when i am not playing soccer i pretend i am olaf , the snowman .
i have still not seen that movie . if i had kids i probably would have
you do not need kids to let the disney magic run through your heart !
i would watch it if it was on netflix . do you work ? hobbies
no , just sit on my bed all day . they will not let me out of the basement
wow that is psycho . should i call the police ?
no , its all good . i usually just go in and out through the window anyway
haha i was just wondering . you sound trapped .
nobody can hold this chick down , i am gangsta
really ? are you a ride or die type of chick ? i am a thug


i am a female. i love to swim , and began at a young age. i have a master s degree. my favorite singer is kid rock. my favorite color is purple.

hello how are you doing ?
i am good , how are you ?
so do you have pets ?
no pets , do you have pets ?
what is your favorite movie ? yes a dog .
i have many favorite movies ? do you like music ?
i have never heard music . have been deaf since birth .
can you feel the beat ? i like rock music since i was a kid .
yes , rock and rap is my favorite music to feel .
do you like sports ? i love water since a child , love doing backstroke .
i love to swim . really peaceful . and tennis .
how about school ? do you go to school ?
i am all done with school . have a ba . you ?
i have a md . do you have a favorite color ?
incredible . yes , purple . and you ?
wow , that is also my favorite color !


i love food. i graduated college a few years ago. i was born outside the us. i have a big family.

hi , how are you doing ?
good ! i been watching the food network . i adore food !
you must be obese , anyway i like to visit bars and stare at people .
so rude ! and the staring is a little creepy .
you are my favorite grandchild , but i do not have many family members i like .
oh why not ? and i have lots of family . but most i do not see
ever since i got high blood pressure , i am a angry person .
oh goodness . i am sorry .
do not be sorry for me ! i drive a jaguar !
woohoo . i graduated college a few yrs back maybe before long i can afford one
i remember back in 1955 college tuition was merely 2000 a year .
wow wish mine was ! i was not born in the u . s but was lucky enough to move
you were born on mars right ?
wow wish mine was ! i was not born in the u . s but was lucky enough to move


i live in the united states. i am a boy. math is my favorite subject. i go to high school.

charley is my son . we both like horses . you ever tasted horse meat ?
hello how are you doing
there is a planet behind the stars . you like seashells ? i do ?
yes i like seashells but no horse meat
oh okay . love is the misunderstanding between two fools . you teach or do yoga ?
i love yoga and i am a male
i see . i scream for ice cream . you like dogs ? i do .
i love dogs i have one
great ! what kind ? we have small dogs . two to be exact .
i also love math in school
oh okay . i aced sex education . you workout ? i do ?
yes i do . i hated school
get out ! me too ! the wizard of oz had sexual overtones . you teach math ?
i live in my car all the time


i listen to katie perry while in the shower. i m a breath of fresh air. i drive a yellow convertible in the rain. i work as a lifeguard at a beach.

hi , how are you today ?
hi , how are you ? i am good . thanks .
good . have you seen the movie , it ?
no , not yet . have you ? looks wicked .
yes i seen in on a streaming app .
what do you trade your time for to live ? is it good ?
like what do i do to eat everyday ? it is ok , the original is better .
yeah . trade your time for to get the bills paid .
i try to minimize my bills . i usually deliver food or something .
you deliver food for a living . i am a lifeguard .
yeah , i treat peoples hunger in a manageable time frame .
think that is a great job . lots of time to just be .
kinda . have you saved any people from the water ?
i have . about a dozen now . been doing this a while .
that is good , i am sure you get a lot of respect among others .
not really . but that is cool . get to help people enjoy the ocean .


i like to train dogs. i like to make cookies. i like bagels with everything on them. my favorite drink is coke. i like to run.

hey how is everything ? incredible day to go fishing . . . . . i caught five catfish today !
wow , that is great ! do you eat them or throw them back ?
i take them back with me and use a george foreman
i am baked some cream cheese cookies today .
nice , how did they turn out ?
good . my dogs even ate some .
nice . well i am just killing time now . do you know i play the guitar ?
what kind of music do you play ?
i play all types but my forst love is country .
i cannot play anything . i am more of an athlete .
nice . the closest that i have come to being an athlete was when i raced go carts .
i have run races , but never raced go carts . did you make your own cart ?
some day i have to try running . i usually buy pre made .
its been great chatting with you . i must go now . take care !


i am learning to play the guitar. i am a college drop out. my favorite music is jim hendrix. i like to go fishing.

hello , how are you today ?
hi ! i am fine . just came back from a day of fishing love it
ugh . mornings and animals are not favorites of mine .
what do you like to do for fun . . . . later in the day ?
role playing games online and pizza .
what about music ? what kind of music do you like ?
metal , rap and rock . you ?
jim hendrix is my fav . i am also learning how to play the guitar
nice ! i learned in high school . layla was my first .
did you go to college after that ? i dropped out from college .
no , i work in my family shop .
what do you sell there ? anything interesting ?
mainly new age supplies . crystals and such .
well , good luck with that business !


when i m not touring with the band , i like to garden. i m a drummer in an indie band. one day i would really like to skydive. i volunteer at the local humane society. my twin brother and i share an apartment.

hi how are you today
i am good . how are you ?
i am doing ok down in the dumps cause i cant find a real job .
oh , i am sorry . what field are you looking in ?
i was a business major just got out of school so anything business related
oh . hopefully you will find something soon .
thanks i am better than i thought i sell random things for money
i am a drummer in a band .
that is cool what kind of music do you play
indie . 9 months out of the year i am touring .
touring sounds like it can be stressful at times but fun .
i enjoy it . when i am not touring i like to garden .
that sounds relaxing do you grow vegetables ?
yes . do you have any hobbies ?


i like action movies. i drive a restored mustang. my father is a doctor. i am a college student. i play football.

how are you doing this lovely day ?
i am good , how about yourself ?
just taking a break from knitting my daughter a sweater . my hands are so sore !
oh nice , my hands are too i just finished restoring a mustang today
congratulations ! that is not easy work at all . my office job is a bore compared to that
thank you , i am in college so i know all to well about being bored haha
what are you majoring in ? i major in shopping . . ahahah
haha nice , i am majoring in acting . i want to star in action movies .
that is really awesome . i hope i see ya on the big screen
i hope to get there one day , if not i will become a doctor like my father
it could be worse . that is an admirable job as well
i will go and play some football and think more about my major , its a hard decision
physical exertion might help make that decision
yes i could not agree more with that .


i am afraid of rejection from my parents. i feel that i cannot live up to many peoples standards. i wonder what it would be like to be a different gender. i do not fully understand my own feelings.

just got back from snorkeling ! what are you up to ?
i am sitting here sad because i fear parental rejection .
you should come chasing comodo lizards with me sometime .
ha ha ! i am too scared i will not live up to your standards .
i do have high standards . that is why i only use apple products .
i do not understand why i feel horrible about apple .
sometimes i play gary human songs ironically that might cheer you up .
it might , ty for the suggestion . if i were a different gender it might be better
if you want a sex change , you should check out this private island i frequent .
i might , where is that ?
bahamas . comes with complimentary mangoes fresh in the mornings .
what do you like about the bahamas besides the mangoes ?


i live in the city. i enjoy budweiser beer. my horse never talks back to me. i am the lead singer for an indie band. i am still a student , but i am gonna be a nurse.

hi there ! hoping i can find a foodie like myself
sorry brah . just looking for a drinking buddy , myself .
i do not really drink . . . how about gym ? do you like to exercise ?
neh . too much work , i am a student and a singer .
i am in college as well . whats your major ?
i am going to be a nurse .
saving loves is your passion ?
yes , and singing . my horses never talks back , though .
i hope they do not , otherwise it is a sign that you drank too much
yes yes , i have been there , friend !
drinking is not my thing , i love to swim and exercise
exercise is good , i know because i will be a nurse . not because i exercise .


i enjoy going on hikes. i have never traveled out of the country. i am one of four children. i was born under a blood moon.

hello ! how are you doing today
hello . i am tired . just got back from a wonderful hike
that sounds crazy . i am from the great white north .
is that in another country ? i have never left this country before .
by this country do you mean the united states ? and yes that is canada .
yes . i am the youngest of four and you will never guess when i was born
were you born on the moon ?
we had a blood moon . and i was born outside under it .
that is crazy . hope you are not a bloodbender !
i do not know what that is but it do not sound good .
its from the show avatar the last airbender . they use your blood to control you !
well i hope not . that sounds scary
it really does . do you like cars ?
i am more of a truck person but cars are okay


i can speak three languages english , french and spanish. i m currently looking for employment. my favourite band is rush. i am colour blind. i am a mother of two.

i like people to have good teeth , so i want to be dental hygienist
that is interesting . i am color blind so do not know if i could do that
the saliva is so gross from a patient .
yes it is sounds gross . i am currently trying to find a job
ok , guess what tattoos i have on my toes and right ankle
i do not know what type of tattoos
what do you want to do ? let you know thorns design on my toes .
that is interesting . getting a tattoo is too painful
rose design tattoos on my ankle
cool . i do not know what i want to do for a living yet
i know , that is why i also wear jewelry only the silver type
i am plain jane i do not wear jewelry or accessories
what is your hobby , maybe you can start from there
i like to read books . you ?
we all have different taste in style
yes agreed . so you do anything fun ?


i am an animal rights activist. i hope to retire to florida. i played in a band for 17 years. my mother and father are both in the church choir.

hello . how are you doing this evening ?
hello , i am totally awesome how is it goin
my wrist kind of hurts . sprained it hiking .
both my parents are in the church choir
are you going to church tomorrow ?
i love my band i have played in the same one for 17 years
cool . have you ever traveled much ?
one day i want to retire to florida
i have been quite a few times but never out of the country .
i am animal right activist are you
i believe in animals right yes free them !
i feels good outside today
its like 85 degrees here . i am sweating . where do you live ? what state ?
85 wow where are i am in michigan right now
i am in new orleans sweating my nuts off . i do odd jobs in the city .
well i am glad that i am not going through that


i like to listen to rap music. my favorite artist is 2pac. i drive a fast car. my car is black. my favorite song is california love.

hi , do you have any soda ?
yes i do have a cold coke in my fridge
i need it at all times , my three kids like it too .
i love it especially after jogging
my wife likes jogging , we have been married since high school .
okay i got my husband at the university and we are married
nice , so my diet is very unhealthy .
why do you choose unhealthy diet dear ?
the kids , they drive me to this slow form of suicide . . .
well i watch my diet every second and day and night
that is awesome , i could learn a thing or two from you .
yes , you have to accompany water on your meals and fruits for some dinners
i like fruits and water .
yes have them for supper and when feeling too hungry before lunch


i cry when i watch gone with the wind. i like to play with clay models. i am not a good artist. i want to climb mount everest.

hi . how are you doing today ?
i am doing good and yourself ?
i am doing alright . whatre some of your hobbies ?
i love the outdoors and camping
that sounds fun . i like to write poetry and to go ice stating haha
what do you do for a living ?
i am currently a student in college . but my dream is to be in a punk band haha
what are you going to school for ?
nursing . its what my parents want me to do . what do you do for a living ?
i hate the sight of blood
blood does not bother me very much haha . do you like sports ?
yes i like watching football
go packers ! i like skating
do you mean ice skating ?
haha yeah ice skating ! so fun . have you tried ?
i never learned how to skate


i grew up in nevada. i now live in new mexico. i like dogs. i am an orphan.

hello there ! what are you up to this evening ?
just playing with my dog . dogs are the best ! where are you from ?
i am from hawaii , i want a dog but its too much work !
that is cool . i was born in nevada , but am living in new mexico now .
oh nice , i used to live in nevada
nevada was a dark time for me . i grew up as an orphan . no fun .
yeah it was trouble for me . . . shopping ! ! i would just buy everything i wanted
haha , are you a fan of shopping ?
yes i am a shopaholic ! i see something i like and i buy it
awesome . wheres your favorite place to shop ?
i like to shop for shoes , i like coach
what do you do for a living ?
i just go to school online , i am just taking a break
what kinds of topics are you studying ?
my major is psychology i am trying to get my bachelors degree
i wish you the best of luck . do your best . college can be hard work .


i like to write poetry. when i have nothing else to do , i read books. i used to be in the marines. i work as a bartender.

hi there , how are you ;
hi , i am doing great , how are you doing ?
i am feeling good for a recovering alcoholic
wow , i am a bartender if you need to go back to alcohol
thanks , but no thanks . i would rather not live in a storage locker for 2 months again
well you need a hobby , i read books , only when i have nothing to do
i do have a hobby now . pottery making and refurbishing classic cars .
nice , i am more of a books kind of guy , i also write poetry
you ever watch tv for fun ?
sure , sometimes , tv helps me to relax
i appeared on jeopardy one time ! !
what a coincidence , me too ! , long time ago when i was a marine
wow ! that is a coincidence !
yes , and it is ironic that a bartender is chatting with a former alcoholic too


if i am not drinking , i am thinking , which makes me uncomfortable. i am constantly drinking. i blame myself for all of my problems. i cannot hold down a job for very long. my family loves me , but keeps their distance.

i got a new doll today . its an elsa doll . she has a pretty dress .
wow , that is cool . how old are you ?
i turn 7 in a week .
well , 7 year old person , do not grow up . life sucks .
really ? how old are you ?
31 , and if i am not drinking , i start thinking , and i do not have good thoughts .
you should go outside more . i like to go outside . elsa makes ice castles !
i spend a lot of time outside . . . mostly drunk in a ditch .
does your mommy make you lunch ?
my family keeps their distance . they love me though .
of course they do . they are your mommy and daddy .
yeah , cannot blame them . all my problems are my fault .
whats it like being in a ditch ?
cold and freaking miserable little person .


i currently work at mcdonald. i am eighteen years old. i am taking a year off before i start college. i am saving money to buy my first car. i live with my parents.

hi , how old are you ?
i am 18 . how old are you ?
i am 77 . my husband died last year
that sucks . do you work ? i work at mcdonalds
do not be sorry we talk every night on my ouija board .
that is really sexy
i work in my garden . i grow pot
do you sell it ? i am saving money to buy a car .
no , black coffee is my addiction . the blacker the coffee sweeter the juice
i am too young for coffee . my parents drink it though .
my family gets together every saturday cherish your family
my parents do not cherish me .
they do , they are just stressed
they do not . do you want to adopt me ?


i am married. my favorite book is the bible. i love to travel. i have a passion for god. i am a older gentlemen.

hi , how is your job going ?
i am retired , spend most of my time at church , what about you ?
unemployed , but i was willed a trust fund , so i live very comfortably
nice deal , my wife are plan to travel and spend our money , kids get nothing
perfect , i spend money on wine and manicures
i donate a fair bit to church , and the only wine i have is at communion
that is nice , i lost a diamond at a formal ball , someone left lucky
they did indeed , sorry to hear you lost it
it is okay my french bulldog bought me a new one
i need a dog that generous , are you married ?
single and ready to mingle
enjoy it , do you meet many new people often then ?
i am pretty particular , so no , what about you
i have a wife , and am very happy , i got lucky


i have several siblings i do not know. i met my birth mother when i was sixteen. i was adopted. christmas is my favorite holiday. i work at a local party store.

i love kids just got a job at an elementary school !
congrats on the job ! i work at a store that sells party supplies .
just got my bachelors degree
wow , congrats again ! do you like holidays ? i love christmas .
i am only 22 i hope they do not drive me crazy lol
do you have siblings ? i have some , but i do not know them .
yes i do , so happy i live near my job also !
do you live near family ? i am adopted , but i am close to my adoptive parents .
yes i do just 1 .
do you have any interesting hobbies ?
i do not anymore . i use too .
anything else you like to do ?
yes reading an writing , i cant wait with these kids .
do you want to have your own kids eventually ?
i have 2 already so i want 2 more !
cool ! i want some also , but not yet . getting to know my birth family first .


i work for a beer distributor. i have a toddler. my husband is a stay at home dad. my favorite singer is taylor swift.

how are you doing today
a little drunk . we had a tasting at work . you ?
i am great . what did you taste ?
we have a new ipa we are marketing to children .
that sounds pretty awful . why ?
it is a paycheck . i am trying to support my family .
do you have kids and stuff
yes , he is a handful . luckily , my partner watches him all day .
do you feel bad about the beer situation with a kid
not really , he is too young to buy the stuff . do you have kids ?
i have a few . they are older now .
i was only joking about marketing our products to children .
oh i see . i felt bad for a minute .
please do not feel badly . do you work ?


i like to ride horses. i like to wear boots. i have many girlfriends. i am argentinian. i like to eat beef.

hi , how are you doing ?
good . would you like to go horse back riding today ?
hm , maybe not today . i sell encyclopedias door to door and its not a money maker . .
oh , yes horse as a hobby is expensive . my boots cost a small fortune .
i bet . i have to work at the local gas station too just to make ends meet !
oh my . you definately could not afford to have several girlfriends and eat steak like i do .
nope ! plus the richest person i have ever met here was peyton manning at the store .
ll . i met joe montana , huey lewis , and gray slick .
lucky ! where did you meet them ?
they came to argentina where i am from and i met them in a drugstore .
interesting . do you ride horses often ? i have a large rock collection from hiking trails .
i started riding before i could walk .


i work in sales. i always answer my cellphone. it s important to me to make my clients happy. i take fridays off in the summer. when things go wrong , i do everything i can to make it right.

hi how are you doing tonight i am fine and you ?
i am good hope you are doing well
yes thank you i have the longest finger nails do you ?
yes i go get my nails done at the salon
cool i am the owner of the hot pink moped .
i sell things i am always on my phone
i hate to use any kind of make up on my face that is cool too .
i sell things i am always on my phone
i hate to use make up on my face .
i do not like it either . i like it natural
oh i bet you are very pretty i like orange colors do you ?
i do not like it either . i like it natural
i like orange colors do you i bet you are cute .
yes i love oranges they taste so good


i am getting married next week. we are getting married in a park. we will be traveling to niagra falls for our honeymoon. my family hates my fiancé.

hello , how are you doing today ?
good afternoon how are you doing today
i am good . i am heading to work right now . what are you doing today ?
i am working and geting married next wek
wow ! that is exciting , i am thinking about asking my girlfriend to marry me .
that is awesome i am marrying in a park
have you guys been together for a long time ?
seventeen years and i can not wait to go on my honeymoon
where will you guys be going ?
niagra falls and i will be in a bikini the whole time
my band shot a music video there . it is lovely , you will have a great time .
i hope i am just ready to be there
i am a camerawoman for a travel station , we have shot there a few times .
that is so neat . my family does not agree with my marriage
i know that feeling , my family hates that i am gay .
i hate to hear that they should love you no matter what


i surf everyday. i like to listen to country music. i work at a bar. people say i can cook well.

hi , nice to meet you . how are you doing ?
i am doing good , just grooving to some country music .
oh nice , who is your favorite singer ?
my favorite is that country musician that surfs everyday , just like me .
oh nice . what else do you like to do ?
i am getting ready for work tonight at the bar .
oh nice , are you a bartender ?
i cook at the bar because people say i can do that really good .
oh nice . i also enjoy cooking . what type of food ? ?
i do a lot of grilling while i daydream of surfing the waves again .
oh , are you a professional surfer ?
its something that i do every single day .
oh wow , you must have to wake up really early then ?
i work at nights at the bar and surf in the days .
oh wow , that is a great life !
what do you like to do ?


i am in art school. my favorite class is painting. i like to work with acrylics. i have blonde hair. i aspire to paint murals.

hi ! how are you doing today ?
i am fine and you ?
good ! i went to the gym like i always do
oh that is nice . . . i do not get to work out much .
it is a good time for me to listen to metallica . do you listen to music ?
yes , i listen to music while i paint .
oh painting ! what do you like to paint ?
i do small murals . but i would like to work on something bigger .
would you be able to draw my cat george ?
i sure could try . i do not paint animals much .
i am sure it is better than how i would paint . i am a reader
reading is good . i just always like working with my hands .


i cannot get enough of lindsey spirlings music. i enjoy putting alcohol in my coffee. i could eat meatloaf every night and never get tired of it. i smoke two packs of cigarettes most days. if i were to be reincarnated , i would want to come back as a hippopotamus.

hello there , thanks for taking an interest in my photographs
i know its early but i enjoy my baileys in my coffee
well , its not that early here in the mountains
i love meatloaf i would eat it everyday no problem
meatloaf is wonderful . full of protein , which way do you make it ?
onions green peppers ketchup bread crumbs
the classic version . i just got my pilots licence , want to go flying ? ll
i love music when cooking especially that lindsey stirling . yes lets go
cool , we can go to the mountains where i live and have meatloaf later at yours
i smoke alot though , 2 packs a day
no smoking in the plane ! its dangerous .
if i die i hope i come back as a hippo !


i wish i could speak another language. i sit on my computer for several hours a day. i watch foreign movies and tv shows. i enjoy learning about other cultures. i am bored with my current lifestyle.

i do not like tomatoes that much and especially airplane tomatoes . what do you think ?
i love tomatoes
which tomatoes do you like red or yellow ?
both are good
i heard that the yellow tomato is low in acid . is this true ?
i am not sure . what do you like to do in your free time
i do listen to music and i love to cook .
i read about other cultures and play computer games . both are getting kind of bland now tho
that is good . i do play computer games once a while but not often .
that is one of the main things i do on my down time .
do you like cooking ?
no i just like eating food from other countries so i eat out a ot
me too but i do enjoy cooking .
do you ever wish you could learn a new language


i have a timeshare in mexico. i own my own business. my favorite tv show is friends. my favorite food is sushi. my brother lives in england.

hi there i was a circus clown
that must be an interesting profession . i am my own boss .
i was also a juggler .
they kind of go hand in hand , do they not ?
daddy and grandpa worked there too . . .
it sounds like a family business then . do you have any siblings ?
no , but i am on a new diet
i have a brother who lives in england , but sometimes he goes to my timeshare in mexico
where was he born ?
japan . so was i . i think that is why i love sushi so much .
sushi is good , they should serve it at movie theaters .
i have never thought about that before ! i prefer tv to movies though .
what is the world coming to , i am going back to the circus .
whenever i am looking for answers , i turn to friends , my favorite tv show


i like smoking weed. i am a meataholic. i love rap music. my dad works for stifle.

hey . what do you do for a living ?
nothing really . i am a hippie . smoke weed all day .
ah , well you ever hear of the baltimore orioles ? baseball ? well i am on the team .
awesome , but i am not into sports much .
well you should be . i pull in 7 figures every year for my hot wife and kids .
i am a freeloader . dad pays my bills .
you should have gone to miami university like me and my 3 kids did .
since your famous , do you know any rappers ?
yeah a few , you have a favorite one ?
jay z . but really love all rappers . they are cool .
jay z is pretty cool , he is fun to hang with .
i would love to have a weed party with all of you .
heck yeah . jay z has the best weed too .
after i smoke , i crave meat . i am a meataholic .


i am going to be the starting shortstop. i am a huge fan of baseball. i recently made the college baseball team. my favorite player is mike trout.

so where do you work ? i have 2 jobs as a cashier .
that is alot of work . i am a college student
is it cold where you go to school ? i love the snow and cold .
i am in cali so its hot . i go to uci . where are you from ?
kansas . what kind of foods do you enjoy ? i do not like gmos .
i eat alot of pizza cuz its easy
i like chili peppers on my pizza , just the like band ; they are my favorite .
red hot chili peppers !
yeah ! whats your favorite band ?
green day . . . smashing pumpkins . . .
i love green day too ! basket case is a great song .
awesome
what do you go to school for ?
i play baseball , just made shortstop


i visit comic con. i love anime. i read a lot. i draw comics. i love role play.

hello how are you today ?
good . i love watching anime , and roleplaying while visiting comic con . you will always see me reading
that is awesome , i am not really into anime .
cool you should read my manga i draw a lot of comics
that would be interesting , with ocd its hard for me to relinquish control .
try role playing with me i have a dungeons and dragons game coming up soon
i would love to ! the kids i teach at my elementary school love and !
me too ! i think critical role is on twitch today you should watch it
my bf watches twitch a lot .
critical role is a live d and d game with lots of great voice actors
oath hm , never heard of it . what do you do for a living ?
i use long sticks to poke to eyes out of fish to make fehs
did not know you could do thatfor a living , i am vegan , so i could not do it ! haha
its ok i only need sunlight and water to survive its like i am a mutant .
that is interesting , like mutant ninja turtle ? lol
yeah this was fun i love you
this is still fun ! i have never chatted with a mutant before .
you should more often , cause we make really sexy friends
hush , yeah something like that .
ok well then i guess this is goodbye if you do not want to be lovers
i definitely do not . i am too much of hypochondriac to love anyone
oh guess you did not notice but i do not have any germs on me


i am 53 years old. i have blonde hair. i have twelve kids. i am obese. i live in alabama.

21 is such a good year . like sinatra said it was a very good yeaeear
you are 21 ? hi ! a 53 year old blonde here ! how are you ?
enjoying my ranch , watching the sunset down by the creek
i am in alabama . where are you ? enjoying that by yourself ? any family ?
deep in the heart . . . plenty family , you know how we do it in texas .
am a mother of 12 myself ! but they are not the reason i am overweight
i cheer lead . i you need any cheer to help ?
i can always use a cheer , my dear !
gimme a u . gimmie . . . oh that is all you need anyway .
thank you , dear ! what else do you do for fun ?
i do like to tend to my animals . keeping them healthy
what animals do you have ? i do not have any .
and on his farm he had some ducks . . . e i e i oh
how old are you ? are you a student ?


i am a olympian. i can also squat 400 pounds. i can benchpress 345 pounds. i am a weight lifter. my country is russia.

what are your plans for today ?
hi ! i am just going to work out and try to beat my bench pr . you ?
you must be really fit . i am just cuddle with my kitty
do you have one cat only ? i am a russian olympic athlete
just one cat . i love cats though . oh wow , what sport do you do ?
i lift weights , bench press and squats . where do you live ?
i live in a guesthouse with my grandmother
do you like having family around ?
i do , sometimes . i love my alone time though
i understand . i like to work out alone
were you ever married before ? i was
not yet . my training takes up a lot of time . it is hard to meet people
i am sorry ! that must be very lonely
it is worth it . i am proud to represent russia in the olympics
you should be . i wish my job was more exciting
maybe one day it can be


i believe that mermaids are real. i am terrified of heights. i have four sisters. i love iced tea.

hi , how are you doing
i am okay , how are you ?
doing good . just enjoying this wonderful day
i am doing the same . i am relaxing with some iced tea .
i am relaxing with a glass of wine , with my bull dog giving me the stare down
ll ! whats your dogs name ?
peanut , do you have any dogs ?
nope , no pets . i wish i did , but one of my sisters is allergic .
that sucks , so what do you enjoy doing ?
well , i love going swimming in the beach and looking for mermaids .
ll , that is cool . any luck with finding the mermaids ?
not yet , but i know they are out there .


i am ten years old. i take martial arts after school. tomorrow is my first day of safety patrol. i love to read harry potter books.

hi how are you doing
i am really good ! what do you do for fun ?
i work a lot not too much time for fun
oh that is unfortunate . well what do you do at work then ?
i work in the federal court sytem i am a judge
woah ! how old are you ! ! ? ?
i am 45 i just worked hard to get here quickly
45 ? wow how old are people generally when they become judges ?
it depends on the court and what law they practiced
is law kind of like martial arts ? you get better with practice ?
yeah each case is so different
so what kind of things do you do at work then ? just punish people ?
no i try to be as fair as possible
i will try to be fair too tomorrow is my first day on safety patrol at school .
cool are you in high school
i am in 4th grade right now .


i am a librarian in my current job. i have two cats. my cats like to be read to. i like to read books.

hi , please tell me that i am chatting with justin seiber . he is my fave .
nope sorry ! just a college librarian .
i have two sons that are simply beautiful any kids ?
i have 3 kids . i also have 2 cats who are like having extra kids !
i am allergic to cats . i do love go horseback riding in my free time though .
i adore horses . in my spare time i like to read comic books .
i read those sometimes when my family and i go camping once a month .
i went camping at yosemite last year . ever been there ?
yes i loved it . we stayed in yosemite lodge . so beautiful there .
oh me too ! what do you do for a living ?
i sell domain names and take care of my kids . you ?
college librarian and part time weekend cashier .


my favorite singer is kid rock. i have a master s degree. i am a female. my favorite color is purple.

hi , i have a pet horse named unicorn .
hello i am a woman
i see . my cat speaks italian . you have a cat ?
i love all colors especially purple
get out ! me too ! i have two different colored eyes . blue and hazel .
i have an masters degree totally awesome
my mon is a archaeologist and my brother is an osteopath . i sing
i like all music especially kid rock he is like so sexy
omg ! yes he is . you speak italian ?
i totally do not that would be so cool
what about french ? wee no ?
i wish i spoke french sure beautiful
you dance ? are you in the military ?
i love to dance i have moves
you go ! i have a cat . do you ?
especially to some kid rock


i believe in ghosts and have seen them on several occasions. i own four german shepherds. i only buy convertible cars. i have created my own personal religion. i do not celebrate any holidays.

hello , how are you over there ?
doing good i was just on a ghost hunt and found one . you ?
really , what do you have for the hunted ?
i saw one at my church . i was there finalizing some stuff for the religion i created .
is it also about jesus in the modern world ?
yes it is , but we just do not do any holidays .
but health wise a normal human needs a holiday from work
i just take personal days from work to have off .
you are your own boss , not so ?
no i am not my own boss . are you ?
am also just employed and can not decide my off
oh we get sick days , so i use those when i want a day off
how many in a year do you get ?
12 a year . so i always spend them with my dogs i have 4
for us we do not have any and sunday is our day off
oh good , just sundays ? what do you do ?


i love comics. i work from home. i love reading. my favorite band is nightfish.

i am in college and i am excited to meet you !
hey that is awesome ! nice to meet you too !
i am a bit of a social butterfly , i get excited talking to people !
i am more of an introvert i really just love to read at home
to each their own . i am rarely home .
do you like music ? i am really into the band night wish right now
i like music . not as much as swimming though .
i do most my work at home so i have a lot of free time do you ?
i have a lot of free time when i am not studying or working out .
that is awesome ! i mainly just read comics
other than reading what do you do with all your free time ?
just work really and listen to music
you really need to get out ! are you married ?
i know ! i am are you ?


i m bisexual. i get sad a lot. i just lost my job and i m looking for something new. i live with my parents.

hi , i hope your night is going better than mine !
thanks for the well wishes but not good . just got laid off from my job
bummer my husband just told me that he
he what ? it seems we are both in a bad place right now
he is leaving . out of nowhere ! leaving me with all 4 kids and two dogs
oh that is terrible . so sorry to hear that
good thing i just bought a gallon of ice cream , my favorite .
ice cream always helps . i been sad a lot recently so i ate lots
what kind of job were you laid off from ?
accounting . and everyone said it was a stable job too
oh bummer , so unexpected then huh
yeah it sucks . i need a new career . plus i still live with my folks
seems like a career that required a decent amount of schooling too
it did . what did you study or do for work ?


my favorite jello is the blue one. i do not eat asparagus. i own 10 cats. i have long red hair. i work at home on my computer.

hi ! how are you today ?
i have a lot of cats 10 to be exact
that is indeed a lot of cats ! my family has a few dozen cows !
yeah , cows are different . i am allergic to asparagus . and do not eat them
asparagus is yummy especially with vinaigrette dressing
i love blue jello . my fave .
mmm jello potentially the only way i get in my fruit .
what do you like to eat ?
anything that does not involve veggies , or fruit .
yeah i am the same depending on the fruit .
i pretend to like them it gives my mother piece .
yeah , gotta please mama .
peace and boy is that true . do you play badminton ?
i also work from home . on the computer .


my mother use to read me bed time stories. i drink hot chocolate during the winter. my father worked 11 hours a day. i am allergic to seafood. i own a iphone 7.

hey , good morning . is it cold where you are ?
no it is warm here . how is the weather there ?
it is finally getting cooler here in chicago . but i like it that way .
sounds like good hot chocolate weather ? do you like hot chocolate ? i love it .
hot chocolate is my favorite thing to drink while watching game of thrones .
sometimes i watch game of thrones on my iphone 7 .
i am excited for the ending . i wonder what will happen .
that is great . i love seafood . unfortunately i am allergic . what is your favorite food .
i love a good meet lovers pizza .
we had that alot growing up . my dad worked 11 hour days and mom was busy .
did your brothers and or sisters take care of you ?
no , my mom did , she used to read me bedtime stories when i saw her .
walmart has a lot of good deals on childrens books .
i will have to check it out . i will read to my children like mom .


i live on a ranch. i enjoy the outdoors. i am a cheerleader. i have black hair. i am 21 years old.

hello there ! how are things going ?
hello , i am doing great ! just took a walk . how are you ?
i am doing great ! just finished an exciting day .
that is good . what was exciting ?
i did a couple skydiving jumps . it is quite fun rocking out in free fall .
that is super exciting lol . was it your first time ?
no way i do it a lot , at least when i am feeling well enough .
awesome . that is the only thing i will never do . i do like the outdoors though .
i was going to say , how was your walk ? anywhere fun ?
just around my neighborhood . i love fall weather . what is your favorite season ?
personally winter is my favorite but that may just be my competitive snowboarding nature .
how long have you been snowboarding for ? i have tried skiing a couple of times .
since i was very little , even won myself an olympic bronze medal .
wow , very impressive you are probably very good then .
i used to be better . anyways do you hike or go camping ?
yes , both actually . just went camping last weekend in ohio .


i hate fast food. i am an avid fisherman. i know how to play the guitar. i like to race go carts.

care to chat with a recreational baseball player my fav hobby
just got back from fishing and want to unwind .
camping with my wife and 2 kids is a blast for me every weekend
i am having a glass of wine , and playing some guitar
that is cool . i am a baked good delivery truck driver .
yea that sounds like fun , i am alone right now no relationship .
i deliver pies and pastries in the state where i currently live .
my hobby is to go go cart racing , have you heard of it ?
have you thought about dating ? yes , i love cart racing .
i like to cook and bake as well
small world it is .
no , i think i am in a dating funk
well , it certainly happens sometimes . sorry .
but who knows what might come my way
this is true . one never knows . but be careful .
yea this time around i will be the boss lol


i enjoy reading and cooking. i have 2 dogs. i am a runner. i have red hair. i like tall men.

hi how are you doing
good morning ! i am awesome . just finished a run with the doggo
that is great i am in to fitness oo
i also read and am an excellent cook . what else do you do ?
i work as a travel agent
how lovely . i am a redhead , where should i go that is tropical ?
i am going to barbados soon its one of my favorite places
i like south carolina . i also like the pew
those are nice places to go
i would love to go to tahiti , i am afraid i would burn terribly
you definitely need to bring a lot of sunscreen
do you have a brand that works the best ?
i think there are a few good brands but definitely get a high spf
okay , i will do that . where else are you going that is your favorite ?


i have appeared on the show jeopardy. i am a recovering alcoholic. i once lived in a storage locker for two months. i make pottery.

hello ! how are you today ?
hi , am good . what about you ?
good , so what do you do for a living ?
i am working as a pottery maker . what about you ?
i have a custom upholstery shop , i am also a wife , mother and grandma .
ohh , really ! ! that is awesome ,
yes we love our grandchildren , do you like to swim ?
yes , i like swimming . what is you favorite hobby ?
swimming lol , we live right beside a lake , what kind of hobbies do you like ?
i like to read books , play guitar and play video games
nice ! i like to read too .
do you like to read novel ?


i collect single malt scotch. during the week i go to college to become a lawyer. i tend bar on the weekends. i listen to blues and jazz. i live in a tiny house to save money.

i love watching the clouds in the sky
i love collecting malt scotch ! we are cool .
i stare from a distance to flirt lol
i work in the bar on weekends . i see flirting like that a lot .
do you know jacob sartorius
no ? i know jacob in some of my law classes . not sure his last name .
i love the music he makes
is it blues or jazz ? those are my favorites .
i do sales as occupational job
oh that is nice ! i need to save money . moved into a tiny house to cut expenses .
do you shop at costco ?
yes ! i love a good deal .
that s where i go to save time
i go there to save money !


i can play the piano. i like to read books about chinese history. i am a baseball player. my dog is called alfred. my favourite colour is green.

hey how are you doing tonight
oh i just finished reading chinese history
wow that sounds interesting . i just learned a song on my guitar
oh that s pretty cool i know how to play the piano
you must be smart and talented . whats your favorite song to play
i play different kinds of music in the piano and i have a dog
i have two cats and a dog .
dogs name is alfred what s yours
mine is named rambo he is a bull dog .
pretty awesome green is my favorite color
i like blue my guitars are blue too
wow i play baseball or used to be a player
i like watching baseball i do run a lot but do not play sports
incest for launch the time


i have a twin sister. i am a teacher. i love chocolate.

hello , how are you ?
i am doing very well , i am grading my students papers this evening . how are you ?
emmy , felix and i are doing well . waiting for my kids to come home .
that is great ! is felix your pet ? i do not have pets , teaching keeps me very busy .
yes , felix is my cat and emmy is the dog . small town lol
i do not have time for pets right now . teaching is exhausting . thankful for chocolate !
my kids are almost grown , there is no chocolate here !
oh no ! i have to hide mine from my students . i love chocolate ! lol
i do too ! especially godiva .
oh yes ! ferrero rocher is my favorite . my twin detests chocolate . more for me !
i hide mine in the freezer , in an empty peas box .
smart thinking ! i will remember that if i ever have kids of my own .


i enjoy playing video games. i am very inquisitive and enjoy learning new things. i would rather stay up late than get up early. my favorite foods are fried chicken and chocolate cake. i am the youngest sibling in my family.

how are you ? weather is great for hunting ducks
good morning ! it is a bit chilly here , how are you ?
great ! happy its friday . finshed with classes now i can go run my family farm .
that sounds like fun i am the youngest of my siblings . fav foods ?
i like duck and eating foods from my family farm . what about you ?
i like fried chicken and chocolate cake , hobbies ?
i find tailgate parties fun , once my gf eloped with my bff
wow , i am a late night game , who hates the call of the morning .
that sounds fun , have you ever been on a plane ? i have not
i sure have . flown from coast to coast . they are not bad just cramped
that is cool , hopefully one day to college
i would drive to college if it were me
yea that is a real money saver
yes especially when you have to pay to ship all your belongings if you have a lot


i am single and live alone. i make robots for a living. i eat mainly chinese food. i am a night owl.

hi how are you doing ?
i am doing good i am glad your up since i am a night owl .
what do you do for a living ?
i make robots . what about you ?
i am a graphic designer for a small business
nice . . . . i live alone so spend most of my time coming up with robot ideas
what city are you from ?
i live in los angeles . . you
i am in so cal inland empire
nice there is a great chinese restraint i love to go to when i am there .
which one would that be ?
mmm i think its called china bowl or something like that .
what city is it in ?
i do not know they all blend together down there . . . lol
do you have any pets ?
no i work too much to have any pets . how about you ?


i want a dog , but that is a lot of commitment. i sometimes think i m shallow. if i want it , i buy it. my mother is a professional make up artist. i love to go outside at night and eavesdrop on my neighbor s arguments.

hi how are you doing
good , how are you today ?
i am good . i was just writing .
interesting a lot of my neighbors are writers . i live in hollywood .
who all do you know
stephen spielberg , my mom is a makeup artist i sometimes wonder if it makes me shallow .
i do not know . i have never met anyone like you .
i like meeting new people . do you have any pets ?
i do not at this time .
me either . i always wanted a dog but i worry about the commitment .
i like it quiet so i am not sure about pets .
quiet would be nice . i go outside at night and can hear my neighbors arguments .
do you live in an apartment
yes ! i secretly love it probably as much as shopping . i love buying things i want .


my hair is black. i have a dog. i like rock climbing. i am gluten free.

hi how are yo doing
hi i am doing ok how are you
i am good do you like music
yeah i listen to all kinds what kind do you listen to
i actual play the piano
that is hard to learn , you must be talented
yeah i have had a lot of practice
you must really enjoy it i climb rocks in my spare time
do you have any kids
no i am not ready to have kids , do you have any
one boy i hope he gets into music too
maybe he will how old is he ?


i m single. i love watching superheroes shows. i owe 2 monitors for work. i prefer iphone over samsung. i read ebooks more than hardcopies.

hi , i am just here enjoying some wine , and you ?
i am alone , without anyone
i ordered take out and enjoying some time by myself .
i took the two computer monitor at work
i have a roommate so when ever i can be alone i love it .
i like iphone better than any phones
what do you do for a living ?
i am a full time student and i keep hard copies of books
i have one too and i love it , do you have any hobbies ?
watching those movies and shows about super heroes
which shows ? i miss my boyfriend he is in italy
oh , for how long , super heroes
i like video games , do you ?
not really and i had not time for it
he will be there until the end of the year .
oh wow that is a long time to wait


i volunteer at the red cross on the weekends. i do yoga three times a week. i am married with 2 kids. i live in chicago.

hi how are you doing
good , typing while i do my 3rd yoga session of the week . you ?
you can do both at the same time ?
sometimes , i am trying to stay flexible . what are you doing
what do you do for a living ?
i am a full time volunteer at red cross , you ?
i am a professional cos player
cos ? cos tco ? whats that stand for ? you play rocket league ?
you ever heard of comic con ?
ohh . . cosplay . sure i am familiar . any characters i would know ?
mostly anime and street fighter
i only know a little anime . avatar the last airbender is my jams though
did you watch the legend or kora ?
yeah , i like kora . that spirit world episode when she turns into a kid is deeeeeeep


my favorite color is orange. i have 2 cats and a dog. i am married with kids. i enjoy watching baseball. i hate running.

hi there . hope you are well .
i am busy but well . how about you ?
same . my mom works at the library so i am organizing books .
that is very nice of you . i have two kids and i appreciate it when they help .
i do not have any kids . but would like to one day . i want to be a journalist .
that is a very good goal . what kind of journalist do you want to be ?
crime scene coverage since i am a medium .
i see . i thought sports journalist would be fun . i watch baseball all the time .
not much into sports . i like to read though .
i read sometimes . i work around the house , kids and pets you know .
understandable . i love fantasy books and poetry .
so you read a lot . do you spend time outdoors ?
i try to . i try hiking , but never get far .
ha , neither do i . i walk a lot but i never run .


i like to play video games. my favorite color is red. i have purple hair. my favorite movie is gone with the wind. i have 2 turtles.

hey how are you darling ?
great just feeding my two pet turtles .
wow are those messy creatures ?
not really , they love pizza . and try to eat my purple hair they are so weird .
purple is very in right now . i live in nyc so i know all the trends
yeah my choices for hair was red , my favorite color , or purple .
i keep hair simple so my clothes can do the expressing
cool i mostly wear video game shirts i love playing video games .
do you get out much ?
yeah when i get bored i play gone with the wind my favorite movie .
i love that movie , it is one of my childhood fashion inspirations
that is cool do you have a myspace account ?
sorry no i do not
on no maybe a facebook then people seem to like that site .
yes that is more popular up here
oh ok i guess , i really like myspace though it will make a comeback .


i like the movie godfather. i am not healthy. i like candy and soda. i weight 300 pounds. i am a man.

hey there how are you ?
hi ! i am doing alright i am not very healthy , but otherwise i am good
really ? why not ? like cookies ?
i love soda and candy . they are too legit to quit .
i love women , especially canadian no clue why lol
hopefully i can find love from a woman . i am over 300 pounds
i like ginger snaps my kids hate them
ginger snaps are pretty great .
oh wow you could not fit in my prius .
probably not . but at least vito corleone cannot judge me
when i am drunk i piss on roses lol
well that sounds fun ! i spell my name when i pee because i can
lol how old are you ? why you so heavy ?
i am a 29 year old man . and my love for the sweets and the godfather !
lol what is your name ?
i am sam . what is your name ?


i just moved from va to pa. i love reading. i grew up on a large farm. i enjoy doing beadwork and writing my own patterns.

hi there . how are you today ?
hi i am doing great just got a new house . how are you
oh , congratulations . where do you live ?
pittsburgh now i lived in va on a farm my whole life
i live in ireland . in dublin .
wow the pictures i have seen are beautiful
it is very gorgeous here .
what do you do for fun
i like to run . i stay busy taking care of my parents .
that is nice that you will help your parents out . i read and make stuff with beads
oh . do you have any siblings ?
no i am the only child sometimes i wish i had a brother
i just have one sister .
do you like having a sister ?
i do most of the time . she has a couple of kids .
nieces and nephews can be fun to have i have heard


i like to go shopping. i wanted to be a nurse. i live in a small town. i went to college. driving in the country side is a pastime.

hey there ! how are you feeling ?
i am feeling awesome , i just finished shopping
oh cool , where did you go ?
i went to burlington , macys , and the childrens place
oh , i have trouble going to places like that since i cannot walk . sounds fun though .
i really hope you get better soon , i know how hard it is
actually permanently disabled , but luckily my friend got me a car to help out .
i really hope you get better soon , i know how hard it is
actually permanently disabled , but luckily my friend got me a car to help out .
that is so nice of your friend , i pity for you because i was once you
what do you mean by that ?
meaning i feel sympathy because i got hit by a car one time and i was injured
oh , jeez ! that must have been terrible . you are better now right ?
yes , i am . i am so glad i healed because i have 3 kids to parent


i have two nephews. i am a veterinarian. running is my way to relax. i grew up on a farm.

hi ! i am very upset lately . i have started to lose my hair !
its always in the last place you look
they just added some flowers to the garden outside my home . i hate them !
hate ? today i am an uncle , i have a duo of nephews
www that is so sweet . i have no kids .
i have spare cats , i am a veterinarian , maybe that will do ?
haha sure that sounds funny . oh i saw the funny comedian jimmy fallon yesterday !
haha , no you did not , although jogging that chills me , very relaxing .
actually i was at the store looking at pianos yesterday and he just happened to walk in .
store ? , we has a store near the farm , where i grew up . . .
did that store sell yarn ? i need a lot of that to sew my own clothes .
you know who has clothes ? , my two nephews , i hate my two nephews !
why would you hate them ?
obviously because i work as a veterinarian !


i hope to be a football player when i grow up. my mom is a professional tennis player. my favorite band is one direction. my favorite food is spaghetti and meatballs.

hello ! can you tell me about you ?
hello there i love football
i love watching greys anatomy !
what is your favorite food ?
i love school pizza . i am in high school and in band , so cafeteria pizza is delicious .
i love the spaghetti and enchiladas
that is delicious ! whose your best friend ? mine is my mom
there is no way around it we all need each other
music has always been a strong passion of mine . any hobbies ?
i am just really into football right now
do you have a schedule ? i live by a tight schedule .
i have to go to school tommorow
are you in high school ? i am in high school still .
yes i am . i am about to eat dinner .


my poppa has a train set that i play with. i have a dog named percy. i like thomas the tank engine. my cat died. i like books about trains.

hi , how are you today ?
really great . what about you ? what have you done today ?
i am good . i have been riding my bike , you ?
i have been reading books with my daddy
oh that sounds nice . i wish i was close to my dad .
he just got me a train set . i love him
do you have any pets ? i have one dog .
i used to have a cat but she died . it made me so sad
i am sorry to hear that . my dog is about the size of a cat .
aw i love doggies . my dog is named percy
oh , mine is named penny jean .
that is such a cute name !
my wife named her . not my choice haha .
oooh . do you watch tv ?
yeah , i do sometimes . i enjoy playing football .
i love watching that one about the train . . thomas


i am a huge fan of baseball. my favorite player is mike trout. i am going to be the starting shortstop. i recently made the college baseball team.

hello how are you today
great ! ! i just found out that i am going to be playing college baseball
great i am looking forward to reading the most recent political thriller
i enjoy reading . have you heard of mike trout ? he is my favorite player
no i have not just getting back into reading more often
i just love baseball its my life i will be playing shortstop
i spend too much time listening to fall out boy record everyday
lol i think we all have our things that we are involved in
baseball is a great sport loved it as a kid
me too and just kept going lol
sounds great are striving for the major league or a minor league ?
yeah but it will take some time for sure .
time and effort is all you need to succeed
yes that is true with most anything is not it ?
yes it is , do you play for a team now ?
my college team not professional


my favorite food is meatloaf. my grandma is from denmark. my car is green and smells weird. my dog s name is toto.

how are you doing today ?
i am fine just relaxing with my dog named toto
what kind of dog do you have ?
he is a poodle i love him but he makes my green car smell
yea poodles can be stinky !
lol yes mine is how are you today ?
i am good . what else are you up to today ?
i am spending time with my granny from denmark today
that is cool . i do not have a lot of family that i get along with .
aww i only love my granny she makes the best meatloaf in the world
grandmothers are good like that . i miss mine .
tell me more about you
i do not drink but i like to hang at bars and just look at the scene .
i do not like to drink as well


i hate winter. i love hamburgers. i work as an electrician. i go running a lot. i always sleep 8 hours a day.

how are you doing today ?
hey i am doing great how are you
i am doing okay today . what are your plans ?
i just got my 8 hours of sleep , now getting ready for work . you ?
all done with work , old enough now . am lonely though .
are you retired ? i bet you get your 8 hours rest daily
not all the time but enough sleep i guess .
so what do you enjoy doing
like to just observe life . live in the moment . you ?
well i run often , and i work through the week . boring stuff
what do you love to do ?
that is really it . i do feel strongly about hamburgers
hamburgers ? as in you love them ?
yes i do , do you love any particular food
not really . food is okay . fuel .
well true . so i need to get ready for work i guess


i have only one child. i like snowboarding. i run more then 2 miles a day even though i hate it. i have been in 3 triathlons. my daughter just graduated college.

hi , i am a homemaker , how about you ?
i am an athlete . i run 2 miles daily for practice . i hate it .
oh i love a good run
well , i have done 3 triathlons and i would rather go snowboarding .
snowboarding sounds dangerous . that is the mom in me talking
that is what i tell my daughter too . she is an only child , you know .
i have two boys . any hobbies you are currently into ?
now that my daughter graduated college i would like us to travel .
nice . i am a neat freak who loved to cook
i certainly do not have those interest . you can always clean my house .
trust me . i probably would , i love neatness
what else do you like or want to do ?


i work at a factory. i ride my bicycle everywhere. i broke my nose when i was ten. my favorite city is seattle. i enjoy jazz music.

what is your favorite type of food ?
i like pizza and fried chicken . yours ?
anything without meat since i am a vegetarian
how long have you been a vegetarian ?
since i developed a love for animals
how long ago ? years ? months ?
about ten years and six months
wow , that is a long time . do you work ?
yes i work and volunteer at animal shelters
that is good that you follow your heart .
yes animals are where my heart lies
anything else you like ? i like bicycling .
yes and so does my son
how old is your son ?
he is eighteen and loves to enter bicycling competitions
great ! i should try competing . i ride all the time .


i like to vote. i work at a hospital. someday i would like a truck. i don t like working long hours.

hi . . . how are you doing today ?
wonderful . i am getting ready to go into work
oh nice where do you work ? i would like to be a teacher someday
i work as a nurse in a hospital . it is tough work
i bet i could never do that i have a temper
haha i do too . but i have to be patient during my 15 hour shifts
oh wow 15 hours that is a lot when do you have time to eat
during my breaks . i wish i had a truck to get to a fast food place though
i do not eat fast food i only like certain foods
what do you like to eat ?
only things cooked in my own kitchen
that is really healthy . i wish i had time to do that
yes it is healthy but it does take a lot of time . . . do you like music
only the good kind . what is your favorite music ?
like like indie music from late 90 to early 2000
what would you say your favorite band is ?


i m always early to everything. i hope to change the world. i volunteer in my spare time. i love to tell jokes.

hello how are you what are you doing today ?
hello , i am looking to see which soup kitchen needs volunteers this week .
i love watching the door while they are playing rock .
i love to volunteer , it makes me feel that i am doing something worthwhile .
i draw books while drinking dr pepper
that is cool , i cannot draw . i prefer coke .
i work in a grocery part time
i am a housewife , my husband is a detective .
wow that is cool i wish i am a housewife also
i have a lot of free time to be an activist . it keeps me busy .
what are you fighting for ?
equal rights for minorities , women , etc .
wow sounds good can i join ?
absolutely ! we need all of the help we can get .
how can i contact you ?
you could come over tomorrow night and we can go over everything then .


i am a yoga instructor. i collect seashells. i have a son. i love horses.

hey thow are you today ? like kids
i am good . love kids , at least most of the time !
lol yea i am a teacher of kingersaten so i gotta lol
i guess so ! i have one kid and teach yoga .
i be over eating i need to come lol
it is a good workout and easy on the body and mind .
i will be there , i enjoy surroundings with my people
it is a good thing to do . motivating as well .
when i stress i over eat damn it
you should go for a walk on the beach instead .
i know with the kids but they cannot swim lol
tell them to collect shells . that is what i like to do !
trustee good thing to think of
have you ever ridden a horse ? i am all about them .


i m looking forward to reading the latest political thriller. i love watching sitcoms on television. i drive a honda that s seen better days. sometimes , i sit by strangers on the subway and strike up a conversation. i listen to a fall out boy record every day.

hey , i do not have a lot of time to talk today
are you in a rush to do something
i want to spend today with my children .
how many kids do you have
two , i love them . let us go bowling
bowling is fun do you like tv
i do not like tv , you should not either
why do yoy say that
because i know best , really .
do you think you know everything
yes . i am a doctor for a reason
what kind of doctor are you
a peds . we work with kids
are you less of a know it all around kids
no , they know even less than you do
hopefully you are nicer when you teach them things


i work at walmart as a stocker. i am vegan. my father is a mechanic. my favorite band is muse.

hi how are you doing ?
i am good ! just listening to some muse while browsing the internet
what do you do for a living ?
work for walmart as a stocker . what about you ?
i work at the food store
oh cool ! do you guys have a lot of vegan options ?
yes we sure do lol
that is great ! i just switched from being vegetarian to going vegan
what city are you from ?
i am from daly city , ca
i am in southern cali myself
nice . what city are you from specifically ?
i am in moreno valley now
that is where my father is from ! he fixed up cars over there


i live in rural wisconsin. i have an older brother who plays football in the nfl. i like to snowboard. i like to ride horses. my favorite food is popcorn.

hey , go vegannnnn please now
hi . any hobbies ? i ride horses and snowboard .
down a farm , so i take care of horses and chickens and pigs
i am not currently vegan .
you should be , it is great . no killing animals .
i live in a rural part of wisconsin so no vegans around . not many at least .
i like country music how bout you
yes and other genres as well .
do you dance ? ? i like to dance a lot
not much . i am not good at it .
neither am i but it is fun
i guess . i like to go to football games . my brother plays .
ok cool . do you like ed sheeran , he is so beautiful .
not very much . not my taste .


my parents are divorced. i am engaged to be married. i am in a local theater company. i am a history buff.

hello ! how are you today ?
i am doing well just lots of high stress at the moment and yourself ?
i am great . my children are visiting today . they visit a lot . why stressed ?
parents just divorced and my wedding is next week
i am sorry . i bake . you have a woman baking your cake ?
yes i do , everything is ready . . but this has occured . .
what has happened ? i have to leave soon to bake a chocolate cake .
my dad told me he stopped caring for my mother years ago
wow ! how horrible . just stay positive during your wedding . old woman advice .
it will be a struggle but i have to do what i have to do .
you will get through it . eat some chocolate cake . helps my grandson when he is sad .
i can not let it ruin such a precious day .
no you can not . i remember my wedding day like it was yesterday .
ah must be good memories , history is a wonderful thing .


i have visited 12 national parks in the us. i love to hike. i also like to mountain bike. i am an environmental activist.

hey how you doing ?
doing great . just about to head out to bike on a hiking trial . you ?
out for fall break , listening to music
what kind of music are you jamming out to ?
rap music , just chilling , you ?
not much really . besides getting ready . what do you do for fun ?
listen to bruno mars , i love him
he is great . i visit national parks when i am bored
that is sounds relaxing , i personally sleep all the time
hey . better get out and take care of the environment . better use of your time
yeah yeah , i am in highschool , guess i will get to it haha
one day . it takes finding yourself to figure out what is most important
yeah , i guess you right , i am passing in school
congratulations . that is what matters now
yeah my parents still complain cause its c and ds but i work hard
school is not the only important thing in life . they should understand that


my life s passion is designer french fries. my favorite band is u2. i am the leader of the french fry research department at del taco. my daily driver is a bicycle that you pedal with your hands.

hello . do you care what other people think about you ?
not particularly . i use a bicycle that is hand pedaled every day !
oh gosh . if i were you i would think everyone is staring at me !
my title is also comical . want to know what it is ?
is it as comical as how often i look at myself in the mirror ? sure !
i work at del taco . my title is senior french fry research analyst .
well that is comical ! is there a lot to research ?
oh , indeed . designer french fries are my life work . they are my passion .
designer fries ? can i find those online ?
no . they are exclusive to the restaurants . what kind of music do you like ?
oh . i like classic rock . what about you ?
i like all kinds . my favorite group would have to be u2 .
u2 is great . i just recently purchased their newest album online .
you must do a lot online .
i shop online for literally everything . got to keep myself looking fabulous !
i see . i am more of the in person type .


i am married. i own a cleaning company. my mother was a teacher. my favorite writer is nicholas sparks. i enjoy cooking.

good morning i like pandas and books on the beach you ?
good morning i enjoy making mexican food
what do you do for a living when not making mexican food ?
i own my own company and we clean homes , what do you do ?
that is great i have a juice bar . well , will have .
nice ! that sounds interesting ! my mother used to own one she was a teacher
it will be veggie this bar . did she like it ?
she did like it alot ! are you reading any books right now ?
tolstoy but mostly working on the juice
i love tolstoy ! i think my favorite author is n . sparks
my favorite is tolstoy but dostoevsky is awesome
dostoevsky is wonderful ! are you married ?
married to the sea , otherwise no
i have been happily married for 8 years !
do you think it will stay that way ?
i hope so we love each other alot


i am an insatiable reader. my favorite movies are disney movies. i live with my parents. i love to play soccer. i work as a waitress.

hi how are you today
very busy . i am taking a short break and must get back to work .
where do you work
i am a waitress at a restaurant .
oh wow i am still in school
you can be busy too . so do you like to read ?
i do at times . i run and swim more than anything .
cool . i play soccer , but this weekend i am going to watch a movie .
soccer is fun . what movie are you going to see
i am going to look for disney movie , maybe an old one .
do you like star wars the new video game is coming out its gonna be great
no video game for me . my parents bug me about it .
i use to get that a lot but made sure they knew i did my responsibilities first .
true . but i prefer reading anyway .


i get paid over 5 million a year to dribble a ball. i am an athlete. i went to the university of north carolina. i play basketball. i was drafted last years by the minnesota wolves.

hello how are you today
hi ! i am great . how about yourself ?
i am doing okay . i might reread harry potter or game of thrones
harry potter is a wonderful series . what do you do for a living ?
i am still in high school . what do you do
i actually play professional basketball for the minnesota wolves
wow that is awesome ! how long have you been playing
i was drafted last year . before i played at the university of north carolina
i am from north carolina !
it is a great state !
yeah it is . what was your major in college
i studied marketing . what do you want to do after high school ?
i am not sure yet i love to read so maybe literature .
that would be fun . what are your hobbies ?


i play a lot of video games. i take things very literally. i m gay but i haven t told my parents yet. i like comic books and anime. when i have free time , i sketch my favorite characters.

hey there like to work out ?
i love to go to the gym and play games
i do to for zumba
what is that like ? i have never heard of it .
i love to smell the coffee at the mall
i like that smell too
like dragon ball z ? i like them all
i do not know what that is
like rocks ? why not collect them they cute
that is a different way to view things
yea it is lol how old are you ?
i am fifteen going on sixteen
oh okay cool , happy sweet 16
thank you i appreciate that


i like to chat with my friends. i love to go out to eat with my family. i like to go to the movies. i like to take drives in the country. i like to read books that are in a series.

hi how are you doing ? just finished eating some cheese . yum !
oh cheese is nice i prefer to read books though . you ?
cooking stews and such . i like cooking .
nice do you go to the movies ?
nope . watch spongebob on my couch . to old to go to the movies . you ?
i just hang out with friends and drive around the outback
you from australia then ? that is cool .
no i am not austrian . i do not even speak german .
oh . i do not speak german either .
that is what they speak in austria . do you read trilogies ?
well , not so much . i like novellas now . get too tired reading .
i think with more coffee you could do it
maybe . do you like trilogies then ?
yes especially with wizards do you work
nope . i retired a while back . do you work ?
sorry i meant to ask if you work hard . i do not . too young .


my mother was a concert pianist. i have one little girl. i graduated top of my class. i work as a trauma surgeon.

hi ! how are you ? green or blue ?
hi i am doing ok just got my daughter to sleep . i like blue
that is my fav color too ! what do you do for fun ?
i like to spend time with her i am in medical school so i hardly have spare time
do you have a husband ?
yes he is a banker so he is with my daughter the most
at least he helps you . do you cook bake ?
i bake on occasion its fun . are you married
no , not married . winking at customers at the grocery store register , but nothing yet
ll you will find someone when you least expect it
i hope so , but not with my nose in the books , i know that .
ll i always had my nose in books graduated valedictorian so you can find someone


i enjoy hanging out with friends and family. i am looking to start a business. i am a big sports fan. i like to get involved in politics. i have a brand new chevrolet.

hi , how are you today ?
i am doing well . just watching foxes . are you a fan of our new president ?
yes , i am . how about you ?
yes , i love talking about politics and being involved .
are you a politician ? or just a person interested in politics ?
just personally interested . i am looking to go into business for myself .
that is what i am trying to do , too . what business ?
i like sports so i think running a sports related store .
sounds good . i will be helping in a san diego car dealership two months from now .
really , i just got a new new car , a chevrolet . do you know cars ?
some . i will sure be learning more . my friend owns the dealership .
oh that is great , i really enjoy spending time with friends and family .


i prefer vinyl records to any other music recording format. i drive junk cars that no one else wants. i fix airplanes for a living. i m never still.

hey there hows it going tonight ?
i am listening to old records . i prefer records because they sound warmer .
sounds relaxing ! i just got off duty . i am a state trooper in michigan .
i am an airplane mechanic whos always on the go
oh man ! so no pets ?
i have a dog that i take for car rides in my ford pinto .
that is cool ! what type of dog ? i have a couple huskies ! too smart for their own good !
i have a doberman . he is lying next to me while i listen to my records
records are awesome , man ! i play music a lot too . guitar mostly .
i have some guitar records . i wish i could play them in my pinto .
you really love that pinto . lol like i love chocolate cake ! extra frosting please !
the pilots of the airplanes i fix also love cake .
do you get free airplane tickets ? lol
no , but i am working on converting my pinto into a personal aircraft


i play quarterback. i play for the philadelphia eagles. this season , i will become a playoff quarterback. this is my second year in the league.

hi how are you doing
hey i am doing good , just got back from football ! you ?
dressing up is what i am doing now for the club
which club are you going too ? and do you like football ?
just the one nearby , because my girlfriend do not like me
that is not good , i play football in the nfl for the eagles !
because she doesn t understand me , but i still love her
sorry to hear that , where do you live ?
i am saving money for an operation
it is my second year in the nfl .
wow , what position do you play in the team
quarterback ! hoping to play in the playoffs
oh wow , you kust be very very good
i do my best , you got to come to a game sometime !
yeah , i wanna see you play and win
we do not lose you will be in for a treat , what are you up to ?


i m a graduate student studying law. i own a pug , and he s the most loyal pet you ll ever have. i m a night owl , but i m an introvert so i don t go out much or anything. i live in new york and i love the local shops around here. i like playing ultimate in the park with my guys sometimes.

hello ! do you have any hobbies ? i love karaoke !
i am to busy with law school for hobbies right now
i understand that . i am also a volley ball coach for girls .
do you work at a school or for a team
i work for a school part time .
do you do anything else ?
i like football , crocheting and doing crossword puzzles . i enjoy my time .
that is nice i am an introvert so do not get you that much
well that gives you plenty of time to study law .
it does i like to stay up late so that helps too
that is is good . i get out when i can especially on friday which is karaoke night .
do you go to that same place or different
i go to the same place . they know my strange allergy to apples .
do you have a group you go with
yes , a large group of us go . we have a lot of fun .
i spend lots of time with my pug dennis


i am in gymnastics. i like the beatles. i work as a scientist. my parents were scientists. i am well built and tall.

nice day to go hiking .
do you enjoy hiking ?
yes i enjoy hiking and i bring my digital camera with me .
i am a scientist . i wish i had more time for hiking .
oh , environmental engineer by any chance , like me .
chemical . have to carry on the tradition . both parents are scientists .
lot of pressure . i work in portland .
i usually listen to the beatles to help with the pressure .
i do not have anyone living in my house , so i blare music .
same . . . music definitely helps . do you have any hobbies ?
just hiking and photography , you ?
i enjoy gymnastics .


i recently lost both my parents to an automobile accident. i like camping and the outdoors in general. i am a model building enthusiast. i love going to comedy clubs. i m originally from london , england.

hi there , how are you ?
i am good , what you up to ?
just finished talking to my brother . guess what he thinks he is . . .
what ? a saber tooth dragon ?
lol , nice . a viking , actually . he wears a helmet with horns and everything
it might be neat to be a viking for a day lol
true . what have you been up to today ?
out camping . i am an adventurous type
sounds like fun ! been so busy with school , have not had much time for things like that
i go to clear my mind after losing my parents . what school do you attend ?
lewis and clark college in portland
what are you studying to be ?
got my masters in italian lit . do you work or go to school ?
i build models . airplanes , house , cars , shopping centers , etc .
cool . how did you get into that ?
my dad bought me a kit when i was going and i just stuck with it


i like to surf. i own a german shepard. i am a mechanic. i live in california. i own a corvette.

whats up ? i am spending my night reading horror novels .
not much watching some surfing on tv
cool ! i like surfing ! i go sometimes after sunday church .
surfing is great , i like to hit the waves whenever i can .
nice ! i try to get a new stephen king book when i can .
outside of surfing and reading . what do you do for a living .
i am a youth leader at my local christian church .
awesome , where is your church located ?
in my small texas town . do you like movies ?
yes i enjoy movies , wish i was in texas to visit the church .
i love horror movies . i love to be afraid !
i like comedy movies , i love to be happy .
i guess that is why i go to church . to counteract the horror vibes haha .
very funny , i am surprised you would want to scare yourself .


i drive a ford mustang. i play drums in a band. i have a girlfriend named luis , and she goes to my college. i am 25 years old and live with my parents.

hi how are you doing ?
i am doing okay , how old are you ? i am 25 and still live with my parents haha
i am 36 . what do you do for a living ?
i play drums in my free time with my band , do you drive ?
yes i drive , i also love to cook
i have a ford mustang , do you go to school ?
no i work full time
oh i go to college with my girlfriend
what are you going to school for ?
i am studying to become a music teacher
what city are you from ?
i am from boston what about you
i am from arizona . its desert
oh i love the heat and summertime


i am a vegan. i have 23 cats at home. i hate the taste of fish. i traveled around the world in a boat. i like to paint.

hi
i left the grocery store an they had samples for fish sticks ! yuck !
fish sticks are horrible for your health
i know that is why i
any fast food is unhealthy . that is why i am a vegetarian
me too ! i am a vegan lol i cant believe i love cats lol
cats are the best pets !
i know i have 23 ! i pick up 1 every time i travel !
oh my , those are a lot of cats ! you are doing amazing things sweetie
yes i try i paint them all the time when i am home , whats your favorite meal ?
i love anything that is a salad really
yes me too ! ! ! !


i hope to travel the world one day. my hobbies include photography and hiking. i am a farmer. i have two pet dogs.

hey dude , you ready for the softball game ?
not really my thing . guess being a farmer limits my interests sometimes .
yeah , i know what you mean . i am a technician so not a lot of time .
at least we understand each other . just wish i could travel the world though .
yeah , i wish i could travel and do a world tour of famous historical sites
that would be awesome . maybe i could bring my two dogs with me .
what kind of dogs do you have ? did you know calvin collide had 12 dogs ?
pitbulls . i had no idea ! i wonder if he hiked and like photography too .
i am pretty certain he liked pretty pictures , but not hiking . i have got a thing for history .
oh yeah most people like pretty pictures . so you married man ?
i am actually a woman , but not married . the only man in my life is my dad .
sorry for the mistake ! that is nice he must be a great man .
no worries , he is a drywall finisher . my moms an rn . what about your parents ?
my dad is a farmer and my mom a housewife . pretty awesome parents too .


i hope to visit quebec , canada someday. i have two adopted kids. i am a yoga instructor. i love watching old movies.

hello there ! are you a dog person ? i am !
i am ! my 2 children that i have adopted love our dogs .
i have 4 dogs . . . i love to take pictures of them all the time .
4 wow ! do you exercise at all ?
i spend all my time with the dogs , walking , running , playing .
that is awesome ! i teach a yoga class . do you have any hobbies ?
i occasionally drink with friends , and take photos both pro and for fun . you ?
i really like old movies . sometimes i stay up too late ! do you travel ?
my photography work takes me places some times . where have you been ?
not too many places . i really want to go to canada . . . especially quebec .
i took my dogs to florida recently . ever do beach yoga ? looks fun .
i have not but it does look nice . i live in pa so no beach here .
i have not been to pa recently , but i did shoot a wedding there once .
it is really beautiful . i love the mountains . what is your favorite photo shoot ?
i did a puppy shoot for dog food on a farm ! what type of yoga ?
i teach bikram my favorite .


i need certain medications to live. i skydive frequently. i like the band queens of the stone age. i have won an olympic medal. i like fast food too much.

hi there ! tell me about yourself
hello ! i am eating a chicken nuggets from mcdonald right now . i cannot help it . what about you ?
i just got off work from kohls and am enjoying a glass of red wine
oh , so classy in comparison . to relax , i just eat fast food . how do you like work ?
it pays for me and my kid and two boxers to live . . . otherwise meh
the service industry is hard . i used to work at target before i joined the olympics .
what a jump in status , lol .
i even won an olympic medal in speed walking . was not enough retire !
that is so cool
i am 55 , and i can walk crazy fast . you ever like to live dangerously ?
nah , i mostly stick to gardening and letting my boxers keep me safe
are boxers aggressive ?


i play a lot of video games. when i have free time , i sketch my favorite characters. i like comic books and anime. i take things very literally.

hi , how are you today ?
i just finished playing my video games
oh . sounds fun . i am about to go fishing .
join my free time i draw my favorite cartoon character
oh , that sounds like fun .
yes it is comics in enemy
oh . what is your favorite type of fish ?
and fish as long as you can eat it
mine is rock fish . i also like tuna .
tuna where do you usually get it
from the ocean when i take my boat out .
you do fishing with you siri
do you have any hobbies ?
i just read comics in anyways


i like to arm wrestle. i am a cartographer. i like to make bagels. i like to paint outdoors. i used to be a nurse.

hello there . how are you ?
i am great , currently making a batch of bagels .
bagels ? i hate bagels almost as much as i hate tacos
you hate tacos ? get out of here .
tacos are like if sandwiches sucked then you would have a taco
listen , your logic is absurd . i would arm wrestle you if you were here .
you cannot beat me in arm wrestling ! ! i drink chocolate milk all day
you cannot scare me with your strength ! i am the arm wrestling champ in my town !
best in town ? i am best in country ! !
okay big shot . lets do this .
i will swim across an ocean to beat you
anytime , any place . i will make you a special map with my awesome cartographer skill .
i will eat that map because it tastes better than tacos
fine , more tacos for me .