i fix airplanes for a living. i think if i work hard enough i can fix the world. i drive junk cars that no one else wants. i prefer vinyl records to any other music recording format.

hi , how is your day going today ?
hello my cat just broke down . its junky and old .
your cat or your car ? i would feel bad for both !
haha my car . my cat is fine .
oh well not good . lol i do not drive while in college , just use public transit .
i am fixing an old plane to fly .
that is really ambitious ! and i thought being a biology student was .
i love biology . they help a lot of people .
my only hobby is reading , 1984 is my absolute favorite .
i love that book . i have it in vinyl record . they are my fave .
i would love to have the vinyl for that . all i have is old punk records .
punk is great . love the sex pistols .
me too , the clash and the romanes , and newer stuff like american psychos .
punk music makes a statement . its changed the world .
absolutely ! i love bands who do not hold back in anything .
i wish they would call out the colical strife more .


my favorite activity is fishing. i once ran the mile in under 4 minutes. my dad was a cop until he was killed. i cannot go a single day without eating ice cream. my favorite thing to do is float the river.

hey i am big bertha , how are you ?
i am good . i am excited to go fishing tomorrow !
oh cool , where do you fish ?
in this one river by my house . sometime i get on an intertube an float instead .
i moved to florida recently , lots of fish here
how is the storm ? i would have stocked up on lots of ice cream !
i only moved here for the small surf waves . so i am might move away
with the storm i do not blame you . is it raining now ?
yeah , its all cloudy like in twilight . my favorite series ever by the way
if i saw a vampire i would run so fast !
i would let him suck my big bertha blood
why ? that does not make any sense .


i play in a nfl fantasy football league. i am a georgia resident. my favorite fiction genres are sci fi and horror. i love to read fiction books.

hi how are you today ?
great ! from georgia so hoping these hurricanes do not effect us .
oh yes , i feel very bad for those affected
me too ! so tell me about you . . . any hobbies ?
i really like to listen to music
what kind ? i am an avid reader mostly sci fi and horror .
my favorite band is the rolling stones
i like them too . you like football ?
not really . with 3 kids , i do not have much time to watch
yeah that would be hard . i have a fantasy football league in my spare time .
what kinds of food do you enjoy ?
i love steak , and like the down home cooking . . fried chicken etc . you ?
i love soda . i have one with me all the time
i can say i am the same . . mostly cola . any specific kind you prefer ?


my favorite writer is nicholas sparks. i enjoy cooking. i own a cleaning company. i am married. my mother was a teacher.

hi how are you today ?
i am doing well thank you . how are you ?
i am pretty good . where do you work ?
i have my own cleaning company . where do you work ?
i am a manager at a restaurant i work so much
i love to cook
nice you should come work for me
if my husband lets me get a second job .
life your live . down with the patriarchy
do you have any hobbies ?
i like to cut loose and lose control
i read a lot . my favorite author is nicholas sparks
the notebook and stuff and etc
yes ! is not it great ? the notebook made me cry


i am trying to write an ebook on animals. i work as a mall cop. i am a huge fan of dogs. i wish to buy a corvette when i retire. i am recently divorced.

howdy what is a better name for crypto currency than bitcoin
well , once i have heard something with a name for so long , i cant see anything else
hmm true good point . . . whats new ?
well , i finalized my divorce yesterday . so i am super excited .
always a good feeling to be done and start fresh
very much , are you a dog person ? or cat person
neither i am about to travel so pets are out for now
if you could have any ?
horse please ! but i am about to travel to iceland and faroe islands
oh that sounds like fun , i am a major dog person
do you have a dog currently ? i use to have a black lab
i have a little sh zu with a full snout
are those the wrinkly dogs ? my lab would eat pizza a the table with me
they are those super small long hair dogs , people groom them like crazy
oh i see . good luck with that ! i am going dancing tonite at la casa mike
oh , i wish i could go dancing , i am currently writing a ebook


i currently work at target. i live in a house in california. everyday after work i buy my dog a dog biscuit. i am 5 7 tall. i try to take a break and see a movie in theaters every other month.

hey i am a week away from my wedding
how awesome ! have you got everything done ?
it is going to be low key in a park
i am from california and park weddings are gorgeous here .
it is going to be fabulous . are you married
yes . our wedding was low key , as well . we even had our dog present .
that is sweet . we are going to niagra falls for the honeymoon
that sounds like fun . i have never been to niagra falls .
it is a little cliche , but i am excited
be sure to stop into target and pick up some raincoats .
that is great advice i think i will make our dog the ring bearer
wonderful idea ! take plenty of dog treats . i buy mine a new biscuit everyday .
good advice ! i will do that
he has never turned one down . have you seen any new movies lately ?
too busy planning , what have you seen ?
i try to go at least once a month .


my mom is the best baker in my family. i am in my second year of medical school. i am a hindu living in louisiana. i have two children but i am divorced.

what took you so long to get here ? i am a pilot you know
i currently live in louisiana and i am a hindu .
that means i fly planes . anywhere you need to go ?
no i currently am just studying in my second year of medical school .
do you like the army ? i am in it
i live with my two children but am a divorced single mom .
my favorite musical group is tool ? you know their tunes ?
i love eating my moms baked goods . she is definitely the best baker in the family .
i am sorry to hear that . do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend to help you ?
no unfortunately i do not
i am sorry to hear that . good luck ! you are great to your kids i bet
thank you ! they are lovely kids .
and they will realize one day how good you are to them . keep it up !
one day when they are older .
yes , definitely . i know i did when i grew up
yeah i think we all do !


i love country music. i am a meat eater. i like football on tv. i drive a big truck. i like to go hunting.

hello , how are you tonight ?
good ! just got back from deer hunting and now i am watching football .
what is it with americans and hunting ? i am french , we do not hunt .
i am a typical american ! i love eating meat , country music , trucks and football .
i just moved here last year . i recently had my first taco , i am in love .
where did you move from ?
france . i am studying here now , literature .
what else do you do ?
i like art , and am taking classes . you ?
hunting and football takes up most of my time .
what do you hunt ? do women hunt ?
we sure do ! i hunt deer and i fish .
i am experimenting with pineapple blends right now .
oooh . i prefer sour diesel myself .
do you have a favorite artist ?
i like willie nelson and chris stapleton .


my brother thinks he is a viking. my nails are painted green. my masters degree is in italian literature. i live in a nice attic apartment in portland or.

hi how are you doing ?
doing well , just got home . you ?
i am good thanks for asking
what do you do for a living ?
i am an accounting for a small business
that sounds rather boring . do you like it ?
its alright i guess , kinda boring
hobbies are always a good idea .
i love reading horror books
i have never been scared by a book . i would rather watch movies .
have you seen the conjuring ?
have not gotten to that one yet . i stay pretty busy .


i prefer the night to the day , but i love sunshine. i can never decide between a chili corn dog and a cheesy hot dog. i love dragons. i am a grandparent at 44.

i am a big fan of elvis , i once saw him in ny recently
interesting . i like cheese . specifically on hot dogs . i should come to ny
when i did saw elvis , i got a blue car
do you have any kids ? i already have my first grand baby .
i also start to wear blue shoes , the suede ones
they would be better if they had dragons on them . dragons make all better .
that is nice i also have one kid , he likes elvis too , we both like blue color
chili corn dogs are good have you had one ?
i hate dragons it is an evil creature . elvis rules !
no , you are wrong . dragons are best critter . better than elvis .
elvis may appear in your city this week
doubtful . he should come knock on my door i am up all night , any time is good
please do not make me angry , you will not like me if you do
bruce ? haha . do you also like green ?
do not be like mr . mcgee , be like elvis
what is this taters precious ?


i design video games for a living. i have been on the design team for over 65 video games. my wife recently got laid off from her human resources job. my son plays on the local football team. i am trying to create my own startup company in the gaming industry.

hey how are you
i am good , playing some video games right now
sweet
how are you ?
is that what you like to do
i prefer designing the games but playing them is a good way to gain inspiration !
i am great , looking at amazon love to shop haha
are you looking for anything in particular ?
that pretty cool , maybe i will buy one of your games
yeah ! i have been trying to create a startup for a new game
really what kind of games do you design
mmorpgs mainly


i like victorian things. i like jazz. i collect dolls. i am a romantic. i like antiques.

i am worried my kids wo not love to volunteer st the animal shelter like me .
well did you ever ask them ?
i had a couple of cats as a kid , thought they might be like me
cat can be cute , again did you ask them if they wanted to ?
yeah , they seemed totally uninterested . i am not as good a teacher as my parents i guess .
well you cannot always teach likes . did you see if they wanted to do a different activity ?
my parents taught , so maybe that is why they were more effective at this parenting thing ?
i do not have kids so i do not know , sorry .
my tw kids are the best , really . its just a struggle .
i think all parents feel that way at one point .
yeah , i bet . i guess i just have to keep trying . you do not have kids though ?
no . . . not unless you count my dolls ll


i will be graduating in september and hope to get a teaching job soon. my family migrated to america when i was five. my brother is in a metal band and travels the world. i am in college now and want to be a teacher.

how are you doing tonight ? just got home from the arcade myself .
i am just studying , last year of college .
cool . what are you studying to be ?
i am going to be a teacher .
cool . my teachers in school were always trying to get me to talk .
mine too but because i learned english late .
oh , what is your first language ?
swedish , my family moved here when i was 5
i would like to go to sweden . what is it like there ?
can be cold , but beautiful .
do you ever miss being there ?
i visit often enough , my brother is in a band and travels .
that is awesome . what kind of music do they play ?
they are a heavy metal band .


i am a kindergarten teacher. i have a puppy named tiki. i love music of the 1980s , especially the pretenders. my favorite food is spicy tex mex.

hi how are you tonight ?
pretty good , jammin out to some pretenders music ? you heard of them ?
hi how are you tonight ?
pretty good , jammin out to some pretenders music ? you heard of them ?
i have not they should cool though
me too , they are this funky band from the 80s . they go great with some spicy tex mex food !
i really want to live on mars
its an awesome planet i teach my kindergartners about it all the time
do you have kids of your own ?
not at this time just a dog named tiki , you ?
i do not have a dog but do karate
wow ! that is a cool hobby , what belt are you ?


i love the band van halen. i wear a lot of purple. i play dungeons and dragons. i want to be a doctor.

hi there , how are you ?
chillin to van halen . wearing my purple jump suit . what you up to ?
trying to write my book about escaping slavery after 10 years and became a carpenter
no kidding ! i am boning up on anatomy . trying to get into med school .
wow ! good luck with that . you married ?
no ! only 23 years old , got a long haul of schooling ahead of me . you ?
i am much older than you then . been married 10 years now !
what is it like being married ?
well , it is good . especially after being a slave . we got married in my favorite color ! red
you are a little strange , but good strange . i love dungeons and dragons .
i cant say i have ever played that . good strange is fine with me
it sucks me in and takes me away from my studying , which is bad .
what else do you enjoy ?
just rock and roll , the color purple not the book ! lol and working toward being rich .
well , i am hoping my book makes me rich
how close are you to finishing it ?


we have two pets as well. i am currently a stay at home mom while my husband is the sole provider. i am thirty years old. i have two children.

hi , care to chat with a chef that likes to bake pies mostly .
hello ! i love baking , not pies but nevertheless i bake for my family !
that is great what are your hobbies ? i like gardening
hobbies ? ; got two kids , i am a stay at home mom . playing with our two dogs .
that can be like a hobby . i also love to travel .
my husband is the sole provider , and i am 30 years old . how old are you ?
i am 53 but i have a birthday coming up
what are your favorite dishes to bake and places to visit ? i have not travelled lately .
i have traveled to mexico and holland . apple pie
i wish you an early happy birthday ! mmm . . i like istanbul , and soft shell crab
thank you . i like those too
awesome would you like my soft shelled crab recipe ?
i would very much , thank you
season with salt pepper lemon and butter ; grill each side 5m , serve on roll


i love watching funny movies. my dad is a veteran. my favorite color is green. i listen to all kinds of music.

hello , do you like to draw ?
doodling is one my skills , as long as it is green
i enjoy drawing other people .
like famous people ? comedians are a good choice
only if they have a sense of humor
i would hope so being a comedian lol
i like hard boiled eggs , maybe you could make a joke about eggs .
never said i was a comedian , new subject what music you into ?
rock and roll . do you like tea ? i drink a lot of tea .
i prefer drinks with a bit more kick
i like scotch with my tea haha .
got to admit , have never tried that combo
goes well with hard boiled eggs , you have to try it lol .
ok that is on my bucket list . . my dad would approve ti think


i listen to techno music , exclusively. i am an anime fan. my job involves building drones. my wardrobe is all band tees.

hello ! what is your favorite type of food ?
hi there , i mainly like food from food trucks i go to at concerts
oh delicious ! mexican food is my favorite , but i cannot stand seafood .
cool ! i had great mexican at a techno music fest one time . techno all the way !
my mother taught piano , so i must confess that classical is my preference .
oh no ! i only listen to techno . got a whole wardrobe full of techno band tees .
cool ! i think i will try listening to techno soon , it sounds fun !
you should . what else do you enjoy ?
hunting is a hobby of mine , makes sense as i am from the south . you ?
i build drones for a living , and a lot of people use those in hunting !
cool ! i have never tried using a drone , that sounds fun !
you should ! do you like anime ?
i do , i love anime ! have you seen yuri ! ! on ice ! ?
no ! but i would love to !
if you like anime , i think you will like it . do you have a favorite color ?
no , not really . how about you ?


i have 2 kids. my wife is a nurse. my favorite place is the mountains. i like to play baseball. i am a doctor.

hi how are you doing ?
pretty good . leaving the hospital .
oh sorry to hear that , you alright ?
i am fine . i am actually a doctor and my wife is also a nurse .
oh wow did you guys meet at work ?
we met after a baseball game . i enjoy playing in local games .
oh that is cool , i enjoy walking my dog and kids .
cool ! sometimes i take my two kids up into the mountains for hikes .
nice , we did a field trip recently in the hills . i am a teacher .
cool ! i think the mountains are my favorite place to be .
they are peaceful and pretty . nice getaway . do you have any pets ?
no , i do not have any pets .
what type of doctor are you ?
i work with cardiology at our hospital .
wow impressive , your wife is a nurse on the same floor ?
yes , i am pretty lucky to get to work with her .


i have eight grandchildren. i have good health. i wear glasses. i am retired.

hi hoe was your day ? i just got off work with my brothers .
woo hoo ! i am retired ! what do you and your brothers do ?
we work at a factory . family is everything to me .
do you have a large family ? i have got grandkids even . eight !
wow ! yes , i have 2 brothers and 2 sisters .
are they married ? do you have nieces and nephews ?
i do have have 3 nephews and 1 niece . i work a lot though .
what kind of stuff do you make at the factory ?
cars actually , i work for gm . i just bought a lexus though lol
do you live in detroit ?
i live in ohio , near lordstown , and you ?
i am in minnesota . lexus , is that toyota ?


i enjoy running. my favorite band is creed. i am a carnivore. i went on welfare last month , which makes me want to run into traffic in front of big trucks.

my girlfriend loves me inspite of me being over weight lol
my girlfriend left me after i lost my job and went on welfare
we cant share clothes anymore but hey
you should try running . its my favorite hobby now
darn she was not a rider i am sorry to hear
sometimes . . . i think about running into traffic because of being on welfare
i decorate cakes lol i do not have the time my dr said i am healthy
you ever listen to creed ? they are great to listen to while running
why ? it could be worse . like animals ?
i do . especially cows . they make the best steaks
yes the do yummy ! i enjoy cats tho
cats are nice . maybe i will get one with all the free time i have .
like cakes ? i will make you 1 an decorate it for your smile .
cant make any promises . i never thought i would be on welfare


i am a soccer player. i joined a new team last month. nike cleats are my favorite. my number is 42. i am a goalie.

hey whats up its chad lol
i just got on a team i am number 42 the goalie
congrats goalie ! i love playing hockey . . . for beer !
the nike cleats are my fav
cleats are your fave ? like your favorite thing ever ? lol
oh really lol ? where at chad ?
new england baby ! new england all day
no the nike kind are lol
the nike cleats are your fave , cool stuff . so what else do you like goalie ?
i like to play soccer , hbu in new england ?
just lacrosse for me . i am playing college lacrosse next year
cool , what college do you attend ?
its a small one , you may not of heard of it . reed college in oregon
i thought you lived in new england ?
i do , this is next year when i am in college . not in college yet lol
oh so you in high school gotcha


i am content with my life. i own a dog who is my best friend. i am very shy. i sing in the shower. i have never had alcohol.

hiya ! hows your day going ?
hey ! its going pretty good , just a normal , mundane day . how about you ?
so happy ! no one bit me today and my boss brought in strawberries , my favorite !
awesome ! have you heard of that new strawberry vodka that was released recently ?
no , sound great ! as long as its vegan , i am in !
i have been thinking of trying it , but i have never drank . have you ever drank before ?
i drink when i am out with friends . what do you do ?
i usually play with my dog and browse the internet . its a good life ! haha .
my cats like it when i am online , they are both right here now
cats , gotta love em . any animal , really . i am fascinated by them . p
anything fun planned for the weekend ? i will be at the beach
somewhat , yeah . relaxing at home and watching a tv show . sounds fun , huh ? p
hey , beats being at work huh !
sure does ! although work ai not so bad , my co workers are pretty nice people .
bias , my phone is ringing
no worries ! see you soon .


my friends tell me that i am a neurotic hypochondriac. i am a seventh day adventist. i eat a strictly vegan diet. ocd rules my life , and i have a hard time relinquishing control. i teach elementary school children at a private school.

hello , how are you today ?
i am doing ok how are you ?
i am good , just applying for loans so i can finish my education .
that is great hope you get one i have my masters degree
that is awesome ! have you ever been to las vegas ? thinking about moving there .
no i teach at a catholic private school
oh , okay . do you have any recommendations on shows to watch on netflix ?
i watch bones and criminal minds . i have ocd so i have to binge watch them
i do the same thing ! my sister and i are really close , so we watch everything together .
that is great ! i had friends but they call me a crazy hypochondriac so i watch alone
what do you teach at the catholic school ?
i teach math and science at the elementary level
i wish you taught self defense , i really need to learn that !
i am sorry maybe you can find a cheap place to teach you


i am twenty years old. i love pasta. i work at a hospital. i love to read fiction. i am a student at a small community college.

hello . my name is sarah . currently married with 5 kids .
hi i am joe . i am 20 years old
hi joe . my kids love baseball . i enjoy watching them . do you like baseball ?
i am not a big sports fan , but i do love cooking
what do you like to cook . i love foods all orange . its my favorite color .
i love to make homemade pasta , aglio e olio is my favorite
italian is my favorite too . what do you do on your spare time ?
i read fictions on free time and currently working at a hospital .
oh nice . what do you do ? physician ? they run a lot . i dislike running .
nah , i am in school , a community college . hoping to make something in medical care
how commendable . i too was in the medical field working for oncology dept .
wow that is great . hopefully i can get into some medical school some place .
wish you the best of luck ! where ae you from ?
i am from the united states


i use to compete in beauty pageants. i m allergic to cats. i love to have my nails done. my husband is a corporate attorney.

hey how are you doing today ?
i am well , sugar . how are you ?
i am great , just eating lots of meat , my favorite , what about you ?
i am good , though i really should not be on the computer since my nails are drying .
that is not good , do you ever online shop ?
yes ! you can find great deals on pageant dresses . what do you get online ?
i generally shop for clothing and stuff for the house .
what is your family like ?
we all eat together , mostly pork because i am lazy .
my husband and i eat out . he is pretty busy as an attorney for nike .
that is great , i kind of want to become a vegetarian , any opinions ?
other contestants i have met who have gone vegan look fabulous ! go for it .
i will at your advice , thank you sugar !
no , thank you ! it was a real pleasure !


i play video games all day. i eat all take out. i still live at home with my parents. i do not want a job.

hi how are you doing
yeah i am doing ok i guess , you ?
i am good just dropped my kids off at school
that is cool i guess , i have been up all night playing my x box .
my kids love playing video games
cool , i play them like all day , everyday .
i feel like that would get boring after a while
nah i live at home with my mom and dad . they are boring .
do not you like to hang out with friends
oh i play with them over the internet on the x box .
i am assuming youre in high school any college plans ?
pfft sounds like my mom , get a job , go to collage . lame !
lol what do you plan to do after school
play video games for money , like on youtube or something .
can you make a lot of money doing that
yeah if your cool and people watch your video .


i don t have many friends. i draw during classes instead of taking notes. i like lizards. i have long hair for a boy. i wish i could live in a fantasy world.

hey there how are you
i am alright . i am carl . how are you ?
hey carl , i am very well .
good . i am not a big fan of this world we live in .
oh yeah ? what do you like abou it ?
i do like reptiles , and my wavy locks . what do you like ?
i like rocks too , and i drink a lot
sounds fun . i like drinks too . i wish i was a knight .
i can not even keep a job . what kind of knight ?
a medieval knight , or maybe a space adventurer .
how could you possibly do that ?
i could try really hard . i do not try hard in school though .
maybe it is not your fault , i blame myself a lot
you should go easy on yourself . you seem nice .
oh my goodness thank you
people say i look like a girl sometimes . i do not like that .


i work at a bookstore. i never knew my dad. my mom is a nurse. i don t drive. i have three tattoos.

hi , how are you doing today ? i just made chicken and rice with turmeric .
wow sounds good i just got home from my bookstore job
cool , so you work on sundays ? how many days in all ?
i work 4 days a week to help out my mom she is a nurse
that is kind of you . i have several nurses as good friends .
my dad was a doctor i heard but i never knew him
that happens sometimes . my father was a civil engineer down south .
hats really cool i want my dad to teach me how to drive one day
that is difficult to comprehend if you never knew him .
i know i would not have got my 3 tattoos if he was here to stop me
yeah , i do not care for tattoos myself , even on david beckham .
so what else are you into ?
i like music , playing the piano . i sing too , but not such a great voice .
i bet you are very good
at the piano , yes . i am also a very good swimmer and won matches .
you have a lot of medals ?


chocolate chip cookies are the tastier things in my opinion. i drive only toyota. superman s my favorite super hero. i like pepsi. i talk a lot in irc.

hi how are you doing
topic good and you
i am just dealing with these 2 brats who are my kids
oh oh , naughty tonight ? call superman for help
i have a robot and love it
i like robots , but chocolate chip cookies are my kryptonite
i work at a big cooperation like ebay it is amazon
cool i hear that is a great place to work
yes it is great i love it
i have been trying to find new mats for my toyota on amazon
i could take a look for you if you want
that would be awesome . my rides are only toyotas , so has to fit
i am a conservative person
are real tree hugger are you ? me too


i graduated high school in 1986. i have a ten year old son. i hope to become a music teacher after retirement. i am doing financial business now. i play piano.

hi how are you doing
wonderful ! how are you doing today ?
i am good what are your hobbies
i enjoy playing piano ! i hope to be able to teach music after retirement .
that is nice i work for the government not as fun
i am currently in financial business . would rather teach music haha !
haha that is funny do you like baseball
not at all , but my son loves it !
i try to go to a game almost every week
wow ! i am more of a football gal myself .
ah what kinds of food do you like
japanese food is my all time favorite . and you ?


i am strong. i never eat veggies. i am tall. i love to run fast. i am young.

hi there ! i just got back from walking my dog . how are you ?
good . what kind of dog do you have ?
a little pomeranian , she hates when i play my violin lol .
i bet she does . are you a professional at it ?
i placed in a few competitions , my mom is a music teacher in the elementary school .
cool . i am on the track team at my high school and win some too .
winners over here ! any other hobbies or pets ?
if professional eater counts . need lots of protein to grow tall and strong .
that is awesome , what is your favorite food to professionally eat ?
i was kidding . i do love beef though , not so much vegetables . what is yours ?
ha ! good one ! i guess mine would be pizza .
we can get some pizza . race you there , i bet i win .
let me just put away my violin so the dog does not do anything to it .
on your mark , get set , go !
well , you are definitely fast . ha ha .
you better believe it . load up that pizza with all kinds of meat . power pizza .


i have an older brother. i love my girlfriend. i work in a bookstore. i live in the city. i dyed my hair pink.

hello , want to go for a ride in my new chevy ?
hi , yes i want to go for ride
road trip it is ! i love hanging with family and friends .
great , i have two brother i am elder
nice i like sports with my brothers , do you ?
ohh , what is your hobbies ?
starting new businesses and rope climbing .
m working in stationary shop , what is you profession
i am not working right now
i live in ca , where are you from ?
i am in cali as well
great , i have two girlfriend , what about you ?
no , i need to find one or two . my pimp hand is weak !
what is your favorite dish ?
revenge , best serve cold ! haha
ohh , what is your favorite tourist sport in usa


my favorite band is the beastie boys. i want to be a museum curator. i am a painter. i love coffee with cream. i went to new york city once.

hello . i am a ballet dancer . what do you do ?
i paint here and there enough to pay the bills
nice . i currently attend a nursing school . what do you do ?
i would love to move to nyc and be a museum curator so working towards that .
nyc is great !
i have only been there once but the energy was amazing . very inspiring for painting .
true . my mum used to be a sunday school teacher in nyc !
that is so cool . my favorite band the beastie boys are from nyc .
yeah that is a good one . did you attend high school ?
yes but dropped out of college to paint .
i see . hows painting coming along ?
good . it gives me a decent income . does dancing pay well ?
yeah pays good enough to pay your bills
besides dancing what do you like to do ?
i enjoy reading and working out
nice i love reading too . working out not so much lol


i drink lots of iced tea. i teach first grade. i married my high school sweetheart. i love to go shopping.

hello , how are you doing today ?
thirsty ! drinking some tea right now , how about you ?
yum . i am having a starbucks espresso
i love stars ! i go there all the time .
cool ! whats your favorite drink to order ?
i usually get a vanilla frappe .
yum , that is my second favorite . do you own a pet by any chance ?
yes ! i have one cat .
me too ! i have a tabby cat named pickles . what about you ?
mine is an all white named bill haha !
haha . pickles is a helpful girl , she catches bugs in my rose garden
i take bill with me for my first graders to help take care of .
www how cute ! do the kids like to pet him ?
well of course they do !


i have a cat named mater. grandpa takes me to get ice cream. i like to play basketball. i like lightning mcqueen. my grandma likes to make pizza with me.

hello ! how are you doing today ?
hungry and mad at my cat
that does not sound good . what did your cat get up to ?
matter clawed up my lightning mcqueen slippers
uh oh . how old is your cat ?
only a year or two i learned how to make pizza today grammy taught me how
he is still young then . that is great about the pizza ! why are you hungry then ?
its cooking , grandpap is taking us for ice cream too
mmm pizza and ice cream are the best . whats your favorite ice cream flavor ?
orange sherbbeert its orange like my basketball . what are you doing ?
i am listening to rock music and editing the photos i took today on my hike . you ?
ow ! matter just ran up my leg . and i am smiling .
matter , huh ? that is an interesting name . i have two dogs myself .
yea , i like to keep things interesting .


i would like to try sky diving. i have a bad habit of being dishonest. i have driven a race car before. i sometimes get into fights.

hi names greg and i enjoy football
hey , greg . they call me jerry , and i am a race car driver .
my friends and i get together and eat and watch football games at my house .
well , hot damn ! that sounds like a good time . do you play ?
well if it is for fun in the backyard i do .
football is cool , but sky diving is where it is at . ever tried it ?
yeah not much of a height person at all .
i go all the time . how do you keep the lights on ? what do you do ?
i am a construction worker .
good honest work . my dad was construction worker . you got family ?
we bring out the good bear when we watch the game
oh , i can not drink beer anymore . brings out the devil in me . how about tequila ?
i totally understand that
you play ball in high school ?


i love to chat with my friends. i like to cook. i love kids and dogs. i am a foodie. i like to go shopping with my daughters.

hi , i just got back from church , how are you
good ! i just have been chatting with my friends .
nice , i do not have many friends .
awe , do you have any kids ? i love being around kids and dogs .
i live in the country so not much happens .
i enjoy shopping and take my daughter with me all the time .
i am currently pregnant with my first , i am scared .
you will be fine . it will go by fast . do you cook ?
sounds fun , my dad is a pastor so he prayed about my baby .
i cook a lot because i am a huge foodie .
yes i cook , in this weather i bake more
i need to bake more . i just have been making chinese food .
i like food too , right now being pregnant , i want everything lol .
i was not much of a foodie when i was pregnant , but i am now .
chinese food sounds so good right now , wontons yea buddy !
yeah ! egg rolls and fried rice too !


i am a doctor. my favorite place is the mountains. i like to play baseball. i have 2 kids. my wife is a nurse.

hello . i am in college . you ?
been there , done that . i am a foot doctor in colorado who enjoys the mountains
i am going to be a journalist but am having trouble in math .
luckily journalism is not math intensive , haha . i understand , my 2 kids are better at math than i
i hate it . i am bad at it .
my wife is better at math than i am . she helps kids out
i have no kids , just a dog named socks .
that is a unique name !
he has feet that look like socks so i chose it .
my wife named our dog , doggie md . she is a nurse , she thinks that is funny .
it kind of is actually .
we med in med school . i guess it is kind of funny .
i did laugh at it .
do you play sports at all ? i try to play baseball on weekends .


i eat large meals. i exercise everyday. i am in college. i like to swim. i am a social butterfly.

i am umi and i compete on a dance team
hello umi ! i consider myself a social butterfly
i started to attend upper dublin senior high school
i go to college at the moment
that is cool ! ! dancing is my passion . and i like watching disney movies
exercising and swimming are my passion
that is cool to hear . i am competing with my dance team next week
good luck ! ! being that i like to eat big meals exercise is a must
thanks its kind of nerve wracking
yeah i know but i do love to eat
me too ! ! i eat a lot and do to fast metabolism lose the weight fast too .
you are very lucky i hope you know that
thanks so much for those kind words
you are welcome it rained here all day
my favorite disney princess is ariel
my daughter liked her too


i like to play video games. my favorite movie is star wars. i play football. i have a pet iguana.

good morning how are you ?
hey how are you ?
pretty good here , tell me about yourself ?
it is my favorite season for the games !
i am full of life and enjoy bringing other happiness , i am also a lifeguard
do you have a favorite team or pets ?
no , do you drive a car ?
sounds fun , do you like star wars ?
not really i drive a convertible in the rain tho
yes i do , i have a iguana
what do you like about star wars ?
why ? lol you not scared ?
nope not at all do you like music ?
the movie is better then the shows by far
i bet it is , i like katie perry you ?
not really , i like silence alot , an video games .


i like to go hiking on the weekends. i can speak arabic , english , and french. i play jazz piano in a band. my family is from algeria. i am a barista.

hi there ! i am tom ! whats your name ?
hi , i am steven . i am from algeria !
never been there before ! i am from a small town in east asia .
very nice . what languages do you speak ?
i speak chinese and english . yourself ?
mine are english , french and arabic !
are there any languages you want to learn ?
no , i am cool with what i have . you ?
italian ! but that is because i like the food .
yes good food ! i am also a barista !
oh nice ! so you like drinking coffee then ?
i am a coffee fanatic , yes !
whats your favorite drink to make ?
probably the one shot espresso cause its so easy !


i just dyed my hair hot pink with purple highlights. sometimes , i have sword fights with strangers in the park. my favorite hobby is chess. i enjoy movies about aliens invading the earth. not a day goes by that i do not drink four mountain dews.

hello how are you doing
hi i am good and you ?
i am swell . who is your favorite band ?
ink really tell me about yours
mine is korn . i am a metalhead .
what color is your hair ?
its brown but i want to dye it purple .
cool mine is bright pink
that is crazy ! do you like any sports ?
i do not really do you
i am quite the avid swimmer . i have my own pool .
cool do you swim in the rain


i like swimming. i love dogs. my favorite band is korn. my favorite color is purple.

hi there , how are you ?
hi ! i am really good today . how about you ?
i am doing well . i had a crazy work shift and now am making dinner
what are you making for dinner ? i just made meatballs .
i just made some chicken and pasta . nothing fancy .
sounds good . i am just sitting here with my dog . i love animals .
aw , that sounds nice . is that your only pet ?
i also have a turtle name george . do you have pets ?
no , i work at a hospital and am just not home enough . i wish though
i understand . pets need lots of attention . do you like music ?
a bit . i listen to music when i run and bike .
i like korn my favorite band .
i do not think i have listened to korn in like , a decade
lol . i listen every day .
what do you do for work ?
i am a manager at taco bell . it does not pay well though .


i recently had a private lunch with will ferrell. i am trying to become a male model in hollywood. i am a huge fan of classical jazz. i am on a low carb diet.

hello there ! how are you
tired from my low carb diet . . . trying to be a male model in hollywood .
sounds like you are following your dream
yeah just had a private lunch with will ferrell he loves male models .
ahahah . that reminds me of that movie zoolander
kind of i did burn all my friends in a horrific gasoline accident .
did you atleast get to drink orange mocha frappicinos with them first ?
yeah silly , we listen to classical jazz though while dancing , i am a huge fan of it .
that is cool . i like to make tiny reading centers for ants
ahahah i did that once but it fell apart
ya . . . and ants do not read very well
yeah you are a smart man lets go to a party
ok . can you pick me up . i am drunk from giving wine tours
ok but i do not have a lot of luck with friends in my car . .


i would love to be a professional eater and not get fat. i hate cleaning up after my husband and children. i believe in aliens. i cannot choose between lollipops and rainbows.

hey , hows it going ? pleased to chat with you
ugh not good . i hate cleaning ! my husband and children are so messy
ll . i know the feeling all too well
i just wanna quit my life be a professional eater and not get fat
sounds like fun . it would be cookies and soda all day for me .
i would choose lollipops and cheetos
great combination . i would have to run those pounds off though .
i hear you . i ran grom aliens once . great exercise
i like to take my dogs out with me sometimes . do you have any dogs ?
no i do not . what kinds of dogs do you have
two great danes and a yorkie
i love yorkies . ever been to new york ? that is where i am from
nope but i would love to visit .
definitely get some cheesecake and pizza when you do


my mother was a nurse. i am a violinist. i have played since i was 4 years old. i am gong to adopt a dog very soon.

how are you ? i just got back from the library !
i am well . are you a librarian or a student ?
i work there ! i am going out tomorrow !
what are you going to do tomorrow ?
well , i am going to see my favorite band in pittsburgh !
awesome . i m going to pick up my new puppy
then , i will be going out for some food ! italian !
italian is delicious if done right
i do animal shelter work ! what kind of puppy ?
bull terrier . i am play the violin in the symphony
is that hard to do ?
not when you start at the age of 4 like i did
that sounds like a very long time !
i m only 12 ! just kidding . i m 32 .
so , that is 18 years then ?
close but now quite . . . add a few years


my mother is a teacher. i am one of four siblings. my favorite color is blue. i like to draw. i live in an apartment.

hi ! how are you doing today ?
i am good , and how are you ?
i am doing well , thank you ! what kind of hobbies do you have ?
i enjoy drawing and i like to decorate the apartment that i live in .
decorating sounds like a lot of fun . do you enjoy fine dining ?
i have not done that , because i am young and my mom is a busy teacher .
maybe i can take you sometime if you like guys with big beards
sure , that would be nice . i have 3 siblings , how about you ?
an only child , but i am from a viking village so it felt like i had siblings
i see . what is your favorite color ? mine is blue .
i never really thought about it . maybe blue for the water i fish in
so , you are a fisherman ?
yes that is my profession
awesome , i love to cook all types of fish .


i play tabletop games with friends. i need to use an inhaler sometimes. i love rpg computer games. i still live at home.

good morning ! hopefully the weather is good where you are today .
doing ok , glad to hear your doing well .
what do you do for a living ?
what do you do work ?
i am a first grade teacher . i love my job .
that is really awesome , glad to hear , pays well
it sort of pays well , but as long as i can pay the bills i am happy .
cool , so much to learn and looked at in a very nice way , held high up
thank you . what is your favorite thing to do ?
really love music , listen to at certain time and feel the music
nice ! my favorite thing of all time is shopping .
great , what is your favorite movie ?


i enjoy the outdoors. i am 21 years old. i am a cheerleader. i live on a ranch.

hello there . what are you doing on this lovely evening ?
i have just been enjoying the outdoors before it gets too cold , you ?
same here ! i just took my car for a little spin . very relaxing .
what car do you have ? we just have trucks on the ranch i live at
i have a jeep . i like to cruise through the woodlands .
that is cool , so what do you like to do . how old are you ?
i am 37 . i am a teacher , though medicine was my first calling .
i am only 21 . not sure what i am going to do after my cheerleading days
do not worry , just go to the mall like me !
do you like shopping too ?
i do , so much . when i was at harvard i would shop every weekend .
that is pretty cool you went to harvard !
yes ! i was very blessed . did you have an education ?
yes . i cheer is college actually
hat school do you attend ?
i have attended a few haha


my daily driver is a bicycle that you pedal with your hands. my favorite band is u2. my life s passion is designer french fries. i am the leader of the french fry research department at del taco. i once fell up a whole flight of stairs.

hello how are you today ?
i am good how are you ?
horrible i have dirty glasses .
that sucks maybe you should ce
i am a dancer , what do you do ?
i work at del taco .
i love that place . my pc is so slow .
it is really good . no worries mine to .
what is your favorite color ?
my favorite color is blue yours ?
i love red , reminds me of summer time .
that is great i like red also .
i really really like hot dogs
that is cool . i like them too .
i am in love with rita hayworth .
i do not know who that is but cool


i love video games. my brother works at best buy. i have two cats , milo and fio. my favorite sport is soccer.

hello , my height is 5 feet 7 inches
you are taller than me
no way ! my dog gets a biscuit bought for him every day after i work
aw , doggy ! what kind is he ?
he is obnoxious . i am working at target .
my brother has a job at best buy . retail can be hard
take a break , see some movies with me every other month .
i would rather play video games
i would rather eat dog biscuits than meet your brother .
he is pretty annoying , i would rather that too
if he is short , i could probably beat him up .
that is not very nice of you .
annoying people like your brother are annoying though .
someone needs to teach you some compassion and empathy .
someone needs to teach you how to watch movies .
i am literally watching a movie right now


i hate the holidays. i am a police officer. i have a gun collection at home. i drive a ford truck.

hello . how are you this fine rainy friday
just sitting here polishing my guns . you ?
oh you sound like my dad .
i bet we would get along .
only of you read my oh with rolled eyes .
haha ! well i am a cop so it is only natural for me to love guns
lol i guess . my dad is not a cop though .
ah . well hopefully he drives a ford truck like a real man .
he drives what he can afford . lol .
oh okay . so tell me more about yourself
oh . . i could have played basketball professionally .
that is impressive . the next michael jordan ?
ha , maybe . now i prefer to create music .
music is okay . better than the holidays . i hate those
halloween is my favorite holiday . followed by christmas .
gross . they are just awful !


i like to paddle board. i like to visit places around the world. i have been to every state except alaska. i love cabins in the woods on the lake. i like to swim in the lake.

hello . what are you up to ?
hi , about getting ready to relax for today
i like to relax and fantasize about a lot of things .
well that sound good to me .
do you like magic ? i wish it was real .
yes i went to see a show , it show look real
what is your favorite holiday ? mine is christmas . i love it .
mine is christmas also when everyone come around
i so like it when the packages arrive in the mail for christmas .
yes , i love camping out , what about you ?
i went camping one time a long time ago .
ok , i went on fishing trip what you did ?
i have never been fishing , but i do go hiking .
cool , that sound good never been hiking
what other things do you like to do ?
i love travel to different places


i have 5 children. i have an internship at a computer company. i am a student. i like to go fishing.

hello how are you today
i am good how are you
i am doing okay , just watching my children
that is nice how mant kids do you have
i have three , do you have any
i have 5 they can be a handful
oh wow , i would love to have five . i bet you cook a lot !
yeah i am also in school so its a lot of work but worth it
i would imagine you are extremely busy !
yeah i try to go fishing on the weekend to wind down
fishing ? i have never been , that sounds fun
really that is funn waht do you like to do
well i enjoy cooking , i immigrated here when i was 14
that is pretty cool where did you move from
we moved from italy , my parents still do not speak english
wow italy is so beautiful


my favorite number is 7. i sometimes scratch my nose for fun. i am a deaf man. i never learned how to drive.

hi , how are you doing today ?
i am doing well , and yourself ?
pretty good since i am painting and listening to pink . do you paint ?
i do not paint , that is an interesting talent .
i am also pretty good at drawing which i do all of the time .
are you a professional or just for fun ?
just for fun . are you married ? i have a wife .
did you school for that ? i am widowed .
sorry to hear that . no , just a natural talent of mine . whats for dinner ?
i have not thought of dinner . maybe deliver . i do not drive .
i do not drive either . just having the best pasta made by my wife .
being deaf makes me paranoid to drive
actually , i only drive for work which takes a whole hour every morning .
thankfully i work from home .
that is awesome for you ! i will be working from home next month .
is it the same job ? or a new one ?


i enjoy reading. i love to clean my house. i live with my sisters and they provide me with all my needs. i am afraid to leave the house.

hi , how are you today ?
i am great , how about you ?
doing well , just getting ready for work
cool , what kind of work do you do ?
i work in television behind the scenes .
oh i love tv , i am a homebody so i watch a lot of it
i like it too but my passion is really singing
i wish i could sing . my passion is reading
my girlfriend loves to read
i wish i had a girlfriend . i live with my sisters
my girlfriends sweet but i do not always treat her as she deserves
yeah just be lucky you have one .
i do always cook her breakfast each sunday
oh that is nice of you to do that


my feet are size six women s. i have a french bulldog. i love the band red hot chili peppers. i play bass. i want to be a journalist but instead i sell washers at sears.

vera here . i did not die ! i love bass though . you ?
hi i am great and weekend
huh ? i like red hot chili peppers . you ?
oh them i love them too
hmmm . boozer is my french bulldog . you have pets ?
yes , same as mine and i love my pet
i wear 6 in womens shoes . i work at sears . you work ?
we have same size how odd
good ! you need a washer ? sears is having a sale .
i wanted journalist for a newspaper
get out ! me too ! i like spicy meatballs . you ?
bass is what you play too ?
yes ! omg ! you are my bass guitar twin . you play anything else ?
nothing else but i wanna learn something else
i see . do not tell me you work at sears okay ?
yes , i do . i am selling like washers


i am a meat eater. i love country music. i like football on tv. i like to go hunting.

hello there . how are you ?
well howdy . i am doing alright , i reckon . how about yourself ?
i am doing fine , thank you . what do you do on your spare time ?
i do just about everything a country boy oughta . hunting , fishing , football , you name it .
i love that ! i enjoy kayaking . we do so everyweekend on the lake .
what lake do all go kayak at ? do all go as a family ?
lake chaplain in vermont . my friends and i do .
so you are a real southern boy , too ! nothing better than a bonfire at the lake .
i hear you ! my kind of thing . at the mean time , studying to be an ed teacher
whats ed mean ? well , besides the meaning you get with late night tv commercials .
special education , apologies on that . commercials , netflix is my thing
netflix ? man , good luck dealing with that . my wife and i could not get it working .


i got engaged to be married in paris , france. i am a redhead. i ve danced since i was two. i can say the alphabet backwards.

how are you doing today ?
i am good how are you ?
i am just working a lot
where do you work at
i am in sales i work from home
nice are you married then
no i am single . how about you ?
i got married in paris yeah
that is awesome . what is your favorite food ?
i really like french food
i bet it is amazing . i love the pastries .
they are very delicious i say
what is your favorite color ?
mine is red like my hair you ?


my grandma raised me. my favorite color is red orange. i want to be a music teacher. i enjoy watching horror flicks. i play the violin.

hello , how are you today ?
hi , i am great . looking forward to going to see some horror movies for halloween .
that sounds like fun . i am currently into silicon valley .
oh , nice . is that where you are from ? i still live with my grandmother .
i live at home with my two sisters and my mother , who is a dentist .
interesting ? do you work ? i would like to become a music teacher .
i work in a bakery . also i play tennis a lot . you have any hobbies ?
i enjoy playing the violin . do you have a favorite color ?
my favorite color is orange . you have any siblings ?
i like red orange ! i have a younger brother .
so are you still in school ?
yes , studying music education . how about you ?
i wish . my work as a baker takes up to much of my time .
you probably have to get up early . i stay up late watching movie often .
yes i do . i stay up too late sometimes binge watching silicon valley .
i watch a lot of horror flicks , have not seen silicon valley


i do the shopping in my house. i m lazy and pork tastes good. its good to eat a lot of veggies. i like meat too much.

hello ! despite my age , i love meeting new people
that is cool . do you eat meat ? i like it too much . lol
i actually do not because i am really into animals
oh you must be a vegan .
it is rare for my age but i want to save the earth for my family .
i would be a vegan too , but pork just tastes too good to me .
do you have any family ?
it is wonderful to eat lots of fruits and vegetables , but i am too lazy .
well maybe one day you will feel like it . retirement helped inspire me .
i live with my parents and do all the shopping for the household .
that sounds nice ! i am retired now so i am all on my own .
i have not even had a job yet . lol
well your time will come ! i used to program computers .
it might not . i play the lottery and hope to win instead of work .


i have two cats , milo and fio. i love video games. i am canadian. my brother works at best buy.

hello , do you like to travel ?
hi , sure i love to travel . i am from canada
that is interesting . what is your favorite place to travel ? mine is jamaica .
i love europe , so many things to see and do
agreed . i am going to barbados in november . what do you do for a living ?
i am a district manager at best buy with my brother and you ?
i took over the family business after my parents stepped down .
what kind of business is it ?
it is a fitness center . i really enjoy working out . do you ?
i like hanging out with my two cat , that is all the exercise i need
i definitely understand that . pets can be a handful .
do you have any pets ?
i do not , unfortunately i am too busy with the business and traveling .
i understand they require a lot of attention
definitely . do you have more than just the two cats ?
no . . . i would like a bird though


i sleep 8 hours. my mother looks after my grandmother. i prefer texting over phone calls. i use the computer all day. i love hockey.

hi there !
hi how are you ?
great , i just got back from the beach . you ?
great ! vacation or you live near a beach ? i just talked to mom .
i live near the beach . that is nice . you seem family oriented !
that is how they raised me . mom takes care of my grandma now .
how
family is important to me . mom helps grandma around with everything .
so what do you like doing other than spend time with family ?
i am passionate about hockey . and the 8 hour sleep is a must !
hockey ! wow , you must be very competitive . do you win a lot ?
play more for fun . like the activity , since i am at a computer all day
makes sense . i like doing fun stuff and relaxing . surfing is so relaxing !
lucky you , since you can do that near where you live ! what fun stuff ?


my grandma likes to make pizza with me. i have a cat named mater. i like to play basketball. grandpa takes me to get ice cream.

hey , how are you doing dude ?
doing well , just hanging out with my cat mater
nice ! i like cats . i did not get to see them too much in the circus though .
oh , yeah , probably not many cats there
i used to be the clown but now i am in reality tv
cool , i do not watch tv much , but i play a lot of basketball
that is very healthy , i surf
nice , surfing looks like a lot of fun
it is very fun . i also like music
cool , what kind of music ? i like jazz and hip hop
i like country music the most but jazz and hip hop are cool too
right on . what is your favorite food ? mine is pizza , my grandma makes the best
that sounds awesome . i love pizza too ! but i am on a diet now .
oh , so no ice cream for you then . haha
i sneak it in ! i am trying to gain my six pack again
haha , good luck with that


i drive a restored mustang. i am a college student. i play football. my father is a doctor.

hi there . i am going enrolled at union college . are you in school ?
hello , ohio state in tha house !
nice . bills fan here , got season tickets . who you like in the nfl ?
i live in browns country . my dad and several other doctors have box seats .
fantastic . i am planning on becoming an english teacher . you going to be a doctor ?
no , i am going to be a vet .
even better . i am originally from syracuse . you ?
cleveland , ohio . i restored my 1965 mustang last year .
i love mustangs . my brother had one . you have any siblings ?
i have one . we do not speak .
anything else you would like to share ?
are you safe from the floods and fire ?
i am . i live in indiana .
i am in ohio , we are safe too


i am twenty one years old. i have a small pet cat. i am currently going to school to be an artist. my favorite flower is a rose. i live in a small apartment in new york.

hi how are you doing
i am good and you
i am good getting back from a swim
but it is raining outside
i like to swim in all weather
do you work anywhere then
no i just spend a lot of time outside
that does sound very healthy
it is i like to travel
do you travel often then
i do i want to get to alaska
that sounds very cold yeah
yeah i would probably go in the summer
yeah and see some fish


i have always wanted a pot bellied pig. my favorite book is anne of green gables. i won a beauty pageant one time but did not feel like it was worth the effort. my mom teaches kindergarten and my dad is a tax assessor.

hey i like drawing do you ?
hey ! i do too but i am not good at it
that is too bad , i have sent some of my comics to a publisher
cool ! any luck ? i am more into fashion
no , i just publish online
that is still good ! i have won a pageant but it was too much effort
that is good ! you should keep trying though
maybe ! i let my self go so it might be harder to start over
do not be so hard on yourself
trying not to ! do you have a favorite book ?
no , i stick to comics
ahh true ! i love anne of green gables . its my favorite


i have 3 sisters and 2 brothers. i love to read. i live in a medium sized city. my favorite place to spend time at is the beach.

hey , whats your name ? how are you ?
hello , my name is lucy . i am well , and yourself ?
doing great . my given name is william , but i go by bill .
nice to meet you bill . where are you from ?
outside of grand rapids , michigan . and you , lucy ?
navarre , florida . its great ! not too big and right by the beach . i love it .
i would definitely trade the beach for my little farm and herding cattle lol
my family lived on a pig farm ! does family help at your farm ?
that is awesome , well our pet animals help . the 3 gorgeous dogs and cat keep pests away .
animals are great help too . i had five siblings . we did all the work .
wow , that sounds like a big help to your parents .
sure was ! so , what do you like to do in your free time bill ?
i am interested in repairing automobiles . and yourself ?
my dad builds hotrods ! me ? i like to cook , read and travel .
good for him , mechanical work is strengthening . whats your favorite place ?
as i said earlier , i love the beach . how about yours ?


i have been to 7 countries in europe and 3 countries in asia. i am a financial analyst for a brewery. i have tried 35 different types of beer in my lifetime. i have been married for 6 years.

hi how are you ? i am chilling in my college dorm room .
oh sounds fun . . i am great , just headed to a brewery to try my 36th new beer
cool . the grocery store where i work carries like 70 different beers .
i work at a brewery , craft beers are my passion
awesome . do you drive to work ?
actually no , i prefer the scenic walk . and you ?
no i take my unicycle with me across campus .
oh i have never been on a unicycle . my wife of 6 years would laugh so hard
ya . it is a lot of fun . what kind of music do you like ?
everything except country , its terrible haha . and you ?
i only listen to metallica . that is my jam
oh i am into the heavy metal much . . mostly rap
ah . i think metallica is the coolest .
what do you do for fun ?
besides my unicycle l . not much . you ?
i enjoy running . . and kayaking too


i wish that i lived in the city. i have allergies. i live on a pig farm. i dislike animals. i am a vegetarian.

hi how are you today ?
hi thank you i am not good
and why is that then ?
i boring here i want to go city
then go to the city
i hate pigs i live a farm
why do you hate the pigs then
every day i have to clean and feed them . where are you live ?
i guess do you make bacon ?
you are wrong i am vegetarian
oh you should give me the bacon then
do you like bacon then you can get all you
do you have any flowers ?
there are many flowers here but i want to city . i want to see buildings
then go see the buildings i say
where do you live . are you pleased with your environment


i don t like being asked a lot of questions. i have a shopping addiction. i think about food a lot. i love the forest.

hi how are you doing
good and how are you ?
i am doing great today
that is good . i am sorry but i do not like being ask a bunch of questions
what do you like ? any hobbies
hiking , due to my love of the forest . shopping as well , i am addicted
i like to do that too
i enjoying thinking about food and new recipes a lot
what do you like to cook
meals that include deer meat because i have a love for the forest
do you like to hunt
no but my husband does so we go camping while he hunts
do you camp a lot
i am sorry but could you not ask me questions . it makes me nervous
why does it make you nervous
because i am addicted to shopping and think a lot about food


i am a baker. i like to play tennis. my mother is a dentist. my favorite tv show is silicon valley. i have 2 sisters.

hello , how are you today ?
hello . i am well . how are you ?
very tired . my children kept me up last night
how many do you have ?
five . i also go to school and have an internship , so i am busy
wow . that is impressive . my mother was in a similar situation years ago while in dental school .
my mother is a lawyer . she definitely helps when she can
what do you enjoy doing as a hobby ?
i love going fishing when i have time . what about you ?
i enjoy playing tennis and baking .
yum ! what are your favorite things to bake ?
i love baking pies . i also enjoy making cakes from scratch .
what is your favorite kind of pie ?
apple . i also love coconut cream and banana cream .
those are all good . i am very excited for pumpkin pie during the holidays .
yes . i love pumpkin flavored everything . do you bake ?


i like to go hiking on the weekends. i play jazz piano in a band. i am a barista. my family is from algeria. i can speak arabic , english , and french.

hello my name is frank
hello frank , how are you tonight ?
i am doing great . i just got off work from the campus library .
that is great ! i just got off work as a barista
what city do you live in ?
a small city in algeria , my whole family is from here
i am in new orleans , where i just began going to college
do you play any music ?
i major in science . i have three classes and i do not have much time for music
i am a biology major and i have 4 classes and 2 four hour labs
how do you get around in algeria ? i have to get to school using a bus .
i mainly walk places , energy efficient !
yea , i just started attending college so the bus works great for staying on time .
the worst is waking up early for class to walk there


i can do many celebrity impressions. i work as a plumber. i am an award winning th member. i volunteer in my sons boy scout troop. i can speak four languages fluently.

hi ! ! 1
hello , how are you doing
good and you ?
i am doing great getting to go to work .
where do you work ?
i am a plumber and you
i am 50 and do not work . i have 4 kids
yeah i have one ,
my husband decided to leave me . with all 4 of the dang kids
wow , i am sorry ,
yeah the kids are my responsibility now . he just up and left .
i to live alone with my son , i volunteer in my son boys scout to spent time
life is a cruel mistress . i am 50 and stuck with 4 kids .
maybe you should look at it differently , as a blessing


i have 3 thumbs. i can type 140 words per minute. i like the color red. i talk very fast.

hello ! how are you today
hey there , my name is abby rodriguez . tell me something interesting about yourself !
i love hiking and animals . you ?
i am doing well thanks , i can type 140 wpm and i talk really fast
that is awesome . i can talk really fast too . i like to watch ted talks
that is a good show , i also have three thumbs on my right hand !
ahahah ! i am jealous ! ll .
do you have a favorite color ? mine is red
i love pink ! but light blue is a close second
oooh pink is a good color , blue is too !
yeah , i am not too fond of red , but pink outweighs every color ;
haha good point ! do you have a favorite animal ?
oh gosh , it would have to be a cat and a dog !
org same here ! i have 2 cats and 2 dogs !


my favorite food is strawberries. i love to go to the beach. i work in a veterinary office. i have 2 cats. i am vegan.

hello i am nancy . how are you ?
hi ! i am michelle . i am good ! i am eating some strawberries
i like strawberries too . i am playing with my barbie dolls .
that sounds fun . you should come to the beach and play with them .
i would love to . do you live by the beach ?
no , but i love going . do you have pets ?
no i am always alone . no brothers and sisters , no pets .
that sounds horrible ! i am sorry . you can visit me and my cats .
really ? that is really nice of you . how many cats do you have ?
two candy and dandy . they are sweet .
i really want to meet them . where do you live ?
in california . i do not eat animal products so can you deal with that ?
that is no a problem . i like veggies anyway .
good ! it sounds like we would get along well .
yes ! i will try to visit you soon .
you could even come to the vet with me !


i am on a low carb diet. i am trying to become a male model in hollywood. i recently had a private lunch with will ferrell. i overcame urinary cancer at age 18. i am a huge fan of classical jazz.

hello , i am a teacher , what do you do for a living ?
i am an aspiring actor model
i hope everything goes right , continue perfecting your passion
its hard . very
just keep trying , i have faith in you , you can do anything
my parents tell me to give up
what is your name ?
jessie
well jessie , you are gods child , and he has a purpose for you , fulfill your gifts
thank you . i live jazz . . . what do you like ?
i like pop musical gospel music
are you christian ?
yes , i am
i am catholic


my favorite food is cheeseburgers. i play the bass guitar. my mother is a teacher in the city. i like to go out fishing. i work out daily.

hello . i eat take out way too much . it is all i ever eat .
haha . try cheeseburgers . it is my favorite !
what do you do for a living ? i do not want to work .
i play the guitar in a club . bass .
that sounds cool . i still live with my parents . i have never been to a club .
same here . my mum teaches in the city .
my mom is a nurse .
cool . so what do you do for fun ? i love going fishing .
i play video games . at 32 i should be working and not playing games .
tough luck . i go to a gym daily to work out .
that will keep you healthy .
it will ! do you like sports ?
i watch football and play once in awhile .
not me . head injuries are bad . just ask aaron hernandez .


i own 9 guitars. i am a fan of system of a down. i learned piano at age 6. i am a vegan. i am trying to play in a local band.

hi how is ur weekend going so far
pretty good . i just bought my 9th guitar to add to my collection !
you like music ? i like too . .
i love the band system of a down ! i am in a cover band that plays locally .
i was in a band when i was in school
me too ! my parents made me take piano lessons since i was 6 years old .
that is too young . . you are rockstar
well , my cover band is not exactly star status . what instrument do you play ?
trumpet was my speciality . . and i was doing vocal aswell
i do not do vocals . i cannot stand the smell of cigarettes and burgers in the bars .
even i hate that too
well , its gotten worse since i switch from vegetarian to vegan .
what happened ? ? these days there are too many vegan recipes
hey , now ! there can never be too many recipes for us ! are you vegan too ?


i graduated valedictorian of my high school class. my mother stayed at home all day to raise me and my siblings. i can t stand salads. i had to drop out of college to help with my grandparents. my father used to be an insurance salesman.

hi , can i play some guitar for you ?
sure . ugh ! my mom made salad again for dinner !
i usually only eat meats . want to come for dinner ?
sure but i have to be home early . valedictorian speech to write .
okay , but be warned , do not mention i am gay to my mom . they do not know .
no worries . i can lie just like my salesman of a father .
we could play some video games , and be happy .
that sounds like fun . i hang with my grandparents all day .
i like old people . are they smelly ?
yes but i have lots of siblings so it is ok . at least they are quiet .
i think that would be interesting .
yep . better than being a stay at home mom , like my mom .
you should not look down upon her . that is mean .
i do not . i am just glad that is not my job . do you work ?


i work in a used book store. i drink a lot of tea. i hope to one day be a published author. i write short stories in my free time.

how are you doing tonight
i have just settled in with david copperfield , so it will be a nice night . you ?
i am good watching meade halloween
is that a tv show ? i spend more time with books .
no its actually a movie
is it spooky , or something i can enjoy with some nice herbal tea ?
its more of a funny halloween movie
ah , charming ! i will have to work on a halloween story this year . writing is my passion .
that is cool what do you like to write about
adventure stories mostly . page turners with a lot of heart .
that is cool i could not do it
hoping to try luck with publication someday ! what do you do ?
i love to bake i can look at a photo and make a cake
that is a great talent . cake is my favorite dessert . good with tea .
yep it helps with stress to
spending time in the book store where i work gives me peace .


i read autobiographies before bed. i regularly go to the gym. my favorite band is metallica. i have a cat named george.

hi how are you today
i am good ! just relaxing , here , listening to some metallica .
do you ever do yoga then ?
sometimes , when i go to the gym .
i do it 3x a week its relaxing
so i have heard . play any music while you do it ?
no but i do teach kids
awesome ! i have read some about people who have taught kids that kind of stuff .
do you ever do volunteer work ?
no , but i have been thinking about it . i need to schedule a time for it .
you should i was at the red cross recently for hurricane relief
i have heard about that . they need all the help they can get .


i collect toys wearing little rain coats. i believe i hear voices. i enjoy mystery flavour cake. i tend to argue with myself more than i argue with myself. i am lusting after the neighbour pool boy.

hi , do you like jokes ?
um , not really . do you like jokes ?
some would say i am a joker , but some jokes go too far
oh that is unfortunate . do you like cake ?
love cake ! do you bake ?
no , but i do love cake that is mystery flavoured
oh not me , i like to know what i am getting . i like simple times
gotcha , the voices in my head like to keep me picking surprises
there is a guy on southpark that has voices in his head my friends watch it
oh ? i think i hear them because no one else seems to hear them
that could be a problem for you . do you watch the flintstones ?
no i do not . do you ?
yes i really like to watch them . do you like any shows ?
no . i like watching the pool boy at the neighbors though
that is scandal waiting to happen !
ha , well he is quite a cutie


i want people to think i m cool. i try to eat healthy or i don t eat at all. i obsess over working out and being the best. it s important for my instagram posts to look like i m having fun.

hello how are you today ?
hey there how are you i am well ?
i am in withdrawl so could be better
i am having a really good time
that is very good . i am waiting for my girlfriend
i love my instagram page , i like people to think i am dope
wow so your about the looks ?
do you like to eat healthy ?
i do not . i am a recovering alcoholic so i like junk
i understand you should try to eat healthy
it is very hard for me
what do you do for a living ?
i am actually retired
awe what did you retire from ?
i used to be a newspaper reporter
really for where ? did you like it


i am very athletic. i wear contacts. i love bicycling. i hate carrots.

how are you today ?
good thanks , you ? what are your hobbies ?
i am doing fine thanks for asking .
what hobbies do you have ?
i like to smoke exotic tabacco in my pipe .
oh i hate smoking it messes with my lungs and i am really into fitness
have you ever been to chicago ?
yes a long time ago it was great
i hit the gym too , but prefer weights .
i really enjoy cycling
i own a bar in chicago actually so the smell does not bother me .
cool how long have you owned it ?
cycling is great for the heart .
how long have you owned your bar ?
it has been in my family for 40 years .
cool do you have a favorite place to visit in chicago ?


nachos are my favorite food. i should beverage been born a prince. i hate talking to people. i play d and d.

hello , how are you tonight ?
this is really hard for me , talking to people is something i hate .
podcast help me with anger management in traffic .
i use d an d in the same way , i play it all the time .
i have a long commute , i use them to relax
i think i should have lead another live , be born a prince .
i live vicariously through books , you should try it .
i live life through the fuel of nachos .
you sound like my son , lol . only his is tacos .
very similar and delicious none the less .
i prefer brownies and cake .
those are what you have after nachos !
i believe it , the way he raids the sweet bin .
you have a whole bin of sweets ?


my favorite music is rock and roll. i am from russia. i go to school for business. i enjoy skiing. i love to travel.

hi how are you doing today ?
hey , i am doing well . how are you ?
just talking with my friends . i love spending time and talking with them a lot !
that is cool . i am a resident of russia
interesting . i have never been there before .
i like it here . i enjoy visiting other places . do you like to travel ?
i love driving around . i could drive for hours and hours .
lol . do you like skiing ? it is one of my favorite things
i am not good at sports . i was a smoker in the past .
oh okay . i am trying to get my business degree
good for you ! i just got my tenth piercing !
really ? that is kind of interesting
yes i love piercings and italian food !
that is cool . nothing wrong with that


i am a grown woman. i am in a motorcycle club. i have gone 208 mph for for than 10 minutes. i have more then 10 tattoos. i have never lost a fight.

hello i work out a lot
hi . i get plenty of fresh in the motorcycle club i am in .
that is absolutely great just fantastic
yes , as a grown woman i have at least 10 tattoos and never lost a fight .
that is funny , i do not get along with my wife
sorry to hear that . you could ride with me . i can go 208 mph for 10 minutes .
what is your favorite fruit ?
i like apples and oranges . i have tried exotic fruit but never again .
i i cannot eat healthy , i would rather not
oh , so you like fried foods or fast food best ?
i really really like hot dogs
i hate hot dogs . they all taste bad to me .
i just like posting them on instagram
that is nice . i have never used instagram .
you have to look like you are having fun
oh i understand . it is like the picture does not need words .


i like to kayak. i run six miles a day. i like to fly model airplanes. i like crab dipped in butter. i like imagine dragons.

hi how are you doing ?
i am doing just fine . how are you ?
i am good thanks for asking
you are welcome . got any hobbies ?
i love animals and crafting
both of those sound great
what do you do for a living ?
i breathe to stay alive . oh and eat
so no job right now ?
oh i work for a model airplane company
what city are you from ?
houston . how about you ? haha
i am in cali , ever been ?
nope . but i do enjoy some butter dipped crab
are you a seafood person ?
i am just a regular person . made of flesh


i am going to start school at the university of kentucky. i have 2 brothers. i have been in band all four years of high school. i am a senior in high school. i am interested in producing music.

hello , how are you doing ?
i am doing well thank you , and you ?
i am ok . i am an old lady on ssi and i ride only the bus .
oh , i am only a senior in high school , and i ride the bus too
we have that in common . i like yellow , what is your favorite color ?
i like blue the best , but my brothers say i should like pink
why do they say that ? living on ssi sucks .
because i am a girl . i could imagine it does
so girls cannot like blue ? i babysit for next door neighbor .
that is cool . how many kids and how old are they
2 . i have problems paying my utilities all the time . i should charge her .
oh , you are doing it for free ? yes she should pay you .
yes , totally free . i will start charging so i can pay my bill .
that sounds like a good idea , and it is only fair
it is . i will tell her when she picks them up tonight .
good idea . i am saving to go to college at kentucky university


i have 5 brothers and sisters. i work as a waitress. i ride a bike. i like to draw. i live in north dakota.

hey how are you today
i am good how about yourself ?
i am doing ok enjoying a day off
what do you do for a living ?
i bake at a bakery at the high end of town
i love bakeries ! ! that must be a lot of fun .
it can be but tiring at times
i bet . i am a waitress and the long hours can be tough .
i understand that . what do you do for fun
i enjoying drawing and riding my bike . you ?
i hunt and sew . i hunt so i have meat
my 5 brothers hunt too . my sister and i would cook the meat .
do you like music i like pop music especially katy perry
i do like to listen to music on my bike rides .


i like to play basketball. my grandma likes to make pizza with me. i like lightning mcqueen. i have a cat named mater.

hey there , how are you today ?
i am am doing good do u like sports
i do , i run marathons . how about you ?
i like basketball it is my favorite sport to play
nice , i like basketball too . i also love boating in the river .
i love pizza and my grandmother likes to help me make pizzas
that sounds like fun . i love pizza ! i am a total dessert person , especially ice cream
ice cream is the greatest dessert ever
it is , every night i have at least one scoop !
what is your favorite movie
good question , probably paul blart mall cop , my dad was a police officer
good movie mine is cars i love lightning mcqueen and mater
i love the movie cars !
do u have any pets i have a cat named mater he is just a kitten


i never cook. i take great care of my skin. i am an actress and i work at a grocery store. i think i will be famous one day.

hello , how are you doing today ?
i am doing well and you ?
i am doing well tell me about yourself . i am a retired mature woman .
interesting , i am working at a grocery store but i am really an actress
i am retired so spend most of my days with my husband and helping at a local shelter
fun ! i do not cook because i am constantly taking care of my skin
that makes sens . i love to cook , we live in the country so not may restaurants .
cool ! i hoping to be famous
that would be fun , you been on tv at all ?
no , but maybe someday haha
do not ever give up your dream .
so what do you do for fun ?
i cook mostly . i love pasta so always looking for new recipes
umm ! i love pasta as well but only from olive garden


i play dungeons and dragons. i wear a lot of purple. i want to be a doctor. i like going to canada.

hi how are you today
i am doing great . . . i just finished a dungeons and dragons game !
nice did you win though
of course ! what have you been up to tonight ?
i just broke up with my girl
oh man , that is rough . i am sorry .
yeah it was my choice i am 30 and she is young
i feel you . my partner is younger than me too
yeah it can be tough i work late
agreed . any free time i have i am studying
what do you want to be
hopefully a doctor . . . eventually , someday
that takes some hard work
what do you do for work ?
i am a security guard
oh cool , do you enjoy it ?


i speak fluent italian. my brother is an archaeologist. i am a cat owner. i have one blue eye and one hazel eye.

good evening . how are you ? i am drinking a lot of pepsi tonight .
hello , i am good tonight , i am just with my cats
right on ! i am also gnawing on a lot of chocolate chip cookies . tastiest food around .
i like chocolate chip cookies
same here . i eat a lot when i am talking on irc .
i am teaching italian , that is my second language
very cool . the guy working on my toyota speaks italian . toyotas my only car .
i drive chevy trucks since i was a teenager
so , the new justice league movie will not have superman in it . he is my fav .
are you for real ? that is not good ,
its what i heard . i am hoping its not true .
did i tell you my right eye is blue and my left is hazel
no you did not . that is cool .
yeah it is really weird , i have a brother that is an archaeologist
i love archaeology . i did a lot of history in college .
i did not i am bad in that subject


i spend my weekends browsing antique stores. i have a cat. subway is my favorite fast food restaurant. starbucks is my favorite hang out spot.

i take silence over music any day . what color is your hair ?
red . yours ? wanna go to subway for lunch ? it is my favorite
brown hair . no subway . too many carbs . i love scooter riding . you ride ?
yeah i do . i ride to starbucks and hang there . then antique stores
wow . names nick . nice to meet you . you have any friends ?
yeah . we all hang at starbucks . how about you ?
you work at starbucks ? my and i hate music . you sing ?
nah . just love hanging out . and i do sing to my cats .
i see . does your cat sing back ?
he meows some times but no . you have any pets ?
no . i have a little brother . same thing . you cook ?
like the lil b cooking dance ? all the time . swag
oh okay . your friends do this too ?
yeah . we all cook together at starbucks and the antique store
oh okay . you ever work the latte section ?
no . i do not work there . you do no listen .


i love the desert. i don t have a college degree. i have an above average iq. my eyes are bright blue.

hello , how are you , how is day ?
i am fine , how are you ?
i like fish , what is your favorite dish ?
i do not have a favorite . what are your hobbies ?
i have my own boat and ride every day
interesting . i love going to the dessert .
great , i like very much tennis game , what about you ?
i like reading education books . my iq is above average .
i like jane austen author books
cool . i did not graduate from college
cool , what is your profession ?
i am in between careers right now . what is yours ?
i am a civil a engineer
intriguing . the most interesting thing about me is my bright blue eyes
good , i like tennis , what is your favorite game ?
i also like tennis as well


my favorite store is american eagle. i enjoy spending time with my family. i love to go running. i do not like vegetables.

how are you doing today
hey , i am fine . how about you ? ready for the weekend ?
i am . i am going to the indoor pool
that sounds like a good time . i will probably go running myself .
i love to swim all day
wow , hope it is indoors . i will spend most of the weekend with my family .
how big is your family
just me , my wife and kids . after running we may visit american eagle for some shopping .
what do you like to buy
definitely not vegetables , i hate those . do you like particular foods ?
chocolate milk is the best
yeah , i like some in my coffee . only after running though .
coffee is great as well
yeah , i am just hoping for a nice quite weekend with my family .


i play the piano. i make my own clothes. i ran into jimmy fallon just the other day. i hate flowers. i am going bald.

hello there , how are you ?
i am good and you
i am well too . just got home from my daily exerciser activity
oh that is nice i just got finished making a dress
are you a tailor ? my art is in makeup .
no it is just something i do in my spare time most of my clothes are homemade
that is beautiful . could you make me one dress ?
i can try when i have the spare time
thank you , that could be really nice .
do you play any instruments ? i like the piano
no , i am not good at anything really , not even at being a human being .
i think everyone has some kind of talent
you are mistaken , or i am an exception
playing the piano helps me think less of my problems
what kind of problems do you have ?
three years ago i was diagnosed with cancer and i went bald


i like to surf every chance i get. i love the snow. my favorite actor is robert denaro. i work graveyard in a hotel.

hey , how are you doing tonight ?
i am doing alright just working the graveyard at the local hotel .
ah , bummer i used to do that , but not anymore . own my own company now
i do not mind it gives me time to surf during the day .
nice , are you out on the west coast ?
yeah in oregon . i am from idaho i really miss the snow .
idaho looks like a cool vacation destination to me
yeah i went from snowboarding to surfing . its great .
right on , maybe i should teach the wife and kid to snowboard and take them too !
they would love it ! you watch movies ?
all the time . i barely have to show up for work
nice i love robert denaro movies what about you ?


i have aspergers. i take everything literally. i started a new job this year , which is helping me learn more about socialization. i am very genuine , and don t like small talk.

i draw in class . no note taking . i love my lizards . you ?
i should tell you i have a medical condition that makes social interaction difficult sometimes
wow ! i want to live in a make believe world . you ?
that is actually impossible . i just started a new job that is helping my personal growth
i see . i do not have friends because of my long hair . you sing ?
no i do not . i have a form of autism
get out ! me too ! how is the job coming ? i play with lizards .
the job is fun , it also helps me learn how to interact with other people
your kidding ! merna jean says boys do not need long hair . you like long hair ?
i have long hair , it is nice .
my is anyway . what type of autism you have ? you dance ?
i dance alone , i do not like touching other people
oh okay . you a boy with long hair ?
no i am a female
oh okay . i bet you own lizards too right ?
no i do not like reptiles


i have won an olympic medal. i skydive frequently. i need certain medications to live. i like the band queens of the stone age.

how are you doing today ?
i am good how are you ?
i am doing great . do you like fall ?
yes but i prefer summer
i love the season . its nice to have the fall cooking and activities .
thanksgiving is my favorite holiday and christmas
i can understand why you would like that season .
i hate winter it gets too cold
yes , it does . i like a happy median
have you ever been skydiving ?
no , i have not . is it fun ?
yes but its scary too


i wish to buy a corvette when i retire. i am trying to write an ebook on animals. i am recently divorced. i am a huge fan of dogs.

i just got a chevy
nice , but not as nice as a corvette , which i cannot afford as of now .
corvette is a chevy , have lots of them in california where i live
ok , you got me . i clearly do not know much about cars .
i am making spaghetti my favorite thing to eat
the question is will you add meatballs ?
just have tofu here , that should work i am sure
yikes . glad you are not having me over for dinner .
probably , after i eat i am going to do my favorite thing . . . . read .
would you read an e book about animals , specifically wolves ?
i have several in my animal book collection
great , i will keep writing my e book . i just think people should not own wolves as pets
i need to get a new cat
why a cat when you can have dogs ? i need to know because i am a fan .
so my dog has something to destroy .
what ? my ex husband ? if so , i approve .


my mom is a painter. i went to japan this summer. my favorite sport is hockey. my best friend just moved away. i start my senior year of high school next week.

hello . how are you doing today ?
i am good . just finished playing some hockey .
nice . do you like hockey a lot ?
yeah , at least once a week .
cool . my favorite band of all time is nirvana
i like them too . i went to japan a few months ago .
was it very nice there ?
it was . i had a lot of fun .
i am very happy in life . how about you ?
i am too , but a good friend of mine just moved away .
that is too bad . do you have a car ?
no , but i hope to get one soon .
i work as a waitress . how about you ?
i am still in high school .
are you gonna graduate soon ?
in the spring i should .


i drive a jag. i like to go to bars and people watch. i am an angry person. i am an old man.

how is it going tonight ? just hanging out here .
good . been a long day . getting old .
i hear that . i am about ready to let the younger boys take the long flights .
enjoy being young us older men just drink and watch sports
that is what i will do when i get my discharge . what do you do ?
retired young man . just like to drive my car and relax . you ?
i fly a c 37 for the army . and build computers in my spare time
what you know about the army ? i got stories to tell . come to bar with me sometime .
i will match challenge coins with you , sir .
not liking what you saying . better be the soldier you say you be .
third generation . grandad was field artillery , dad retired a full bird .
than drinks on me soldier . getting old and got to give my car to someone . you .
thank you , sir . it will be a privilege to hear your stories .
will hear great stories my time a blessing young soldier .
dad and i are both mustangs . college was not for me , so no rotc .
my young man . college will fly by though army will man you up .


i am a couch potato. i love the walking dead. i do not have a job. i eat junk food. i love comics.

hello . how are you this evening ?
i am great just watching tv , i am such a couch potato
me too . order a pizza and i will be in heaven .
what is your favorite tv show , the walking dead is my all time favorite
mine in monday night football . typical guy .
lol yes ! junk food is my favorite too , just curl up on the couch and pig out !
yes . i fix trucks for a living , so just want to relax after work .
i could use a mechanic , i am unemployed so my car has been down for week !
oh no . i feel your pain . i need a second job to feed my doberman .
aww what is his name ? in the comic books i read there is a doberman
his name is gandalf . he is old .
what a cool name , i bet he is so cute
he seems to think so .
haha ! how long have you had him


i visit comic con. i love anime. i read a lot. i draw comics.

good afternoon ! how are you ?
good afternoon ! how are you
i am good , thank you . just listen to smooth jazz at my desk .
i am not a fan of jazz . i like rock
i love it because i can find it where i live easily .
that is great . i like to read draw
what do you like to read about ?
anime comics . marvel is my fave
do you have any animals ? i have a poodle , her name is nanette
i do not like animals since i am allergic
oh , i am sorry to hear that .
been like that for my whole life which is why i read so much


i used to be a lawyer. my name is albert. i m a judge in the circuit court. i give everybody that comes in front me a fair chance.

hi , how are you today ?
i am great ! name is albert . how are you ?
i am doing well . reading my favorite book .
what is your favorite book ? i had to do a lot of reading in law school .
the tale of genji . nothing to do with law .
i figured . most do not read law books casually .
they are tedious and confusing , haha .
i mustered through it ! i am a judge in circuit courts now . what you do ?
i am a pet sitter . mostly dogs .
i love dogs . i have one . far too busy for more .
luckily i do not own them , hehe .
you can sit for mine when i am working ! ha .
hey , as long as you pay me !
oh , i will ! i am all about being fair to everyone .
what kind of dog is he ?
he is a standard poodle .


i opened up a restaurant three years later. my mother is from russia. she taught me to cook. she died when i was 18.

hey how are you doing today ?
great . just left my restaurant i started . how about you ?
just got back from a museum visit , it is my favorite thing to do .
what is your favorite kind of museum ?
i enjoy art museums , myself and my two sons go often .
awesome . i wish my mom was still alive .
my husband is old , 20 years older than myself .
wow . i am not married . it was just my mom and i until she died .
do you like wine ? we could go on a wine tour sometime .
i serve wine at the restaurant i started ! it was 3 years ago .
red wine is my favorite especially .
do you like to cook ? mom taught me .
i do , meatloaf is my favorite , what is yours ?
russian food , believe it not . learned russian dishes from mom .
that sounds interested , i have never had russian food .
i still like good american pizza , though ! how old are your sons ?


i am in college. i love the beach. i like to party. i work part time at a pizza restaurant. my major is business.

what did you do today ?
i worked out an getting ready for the weekend .
i need to work out . i eat way too much chocolate cake
what you doing this weekend ?
i am gonna rock out on my guitar . you ?
chocolate cake is okay , i love walking the beach .
my dogs and i do that every so often . i have a couple of siberian huskies
are you in college or already done ?
i am in college now . i am a trooper for my school . michigan state
cool , like pizza come check me out . . . best pizza in miami
you work at a pizza place ?
yes i do while i do my studies
what school do you go to ? i love alfredo pizza !
miami state , is that kind any good ?


i talk to my mom on the phone every day. i am a paramedic. i love rap music. i love going fishing.

hey , do you want to take me to the movies ?
uh , it would depend on the movie i guess
you could pick , whatever you want
well , in general whats your favorite movie ?
hmmm . . maybe superhero movies . maybe no .
it depends the superhero , some of them are just overplayed
that is very rude of you to say . you cannot borrow my cape now
i wear my own kind of cape , i work as a paramedic
i do not understand what that even means honestly
i save lives like superheros , i work in an ambulance
but what brand cape do you wear ?
its gucci , why you asking ?
i was just curious . mine is probably better than yours .
the arrogance is strong in this one , yes
so , anyway , what movie are you taking me to see ?
well , how about dumb and dumber ?


i m 53 years old. i live in alabama. i am obese. i have twelve kids. i have blonde hair.

hello , how are you tonight
i am good , 53 in alabama
i am in cleveland , looking to move to florida next year .
wow , that is so nice , i cant move coz of obesity
that is too bad , i exercise a lot and eat only meat .
my 12 children too i can t leave them behind
oh , wow . i never want children , they are too messy .
they got all my hair , blondies
i am a redhead , my best friend is a blond .
oh , wow . you guys are rear
not really , there are a lot of us .
oh i thought you guys are few i do not know anyone
weird , i see them all over no matter where i go .
i do not around here around me
maybe you need to get out more and pay attention .
maybe i should that really


i play the piano. i ran into jimmy fallon just the other day. i make my own clothes. i hate flowers. i am going bald.

hi names bert , i wear flip flops all year around
hi bert , i am sam ! do your feet get cold in winter ?
not really , my best friend is coming to visit from tanzania
that is fun ! you know , i ran into jimmy fallon the other day !
wow that is awesome there are these freckles around my nose my bf finds cute
i wish i had cute freckles i am just losing my hair going bald here lol
everything is about me having fun and laughing which i love to do .
that is so cool . i like to play piano to have fun
that is awesome and my best friend is visiting from tanzania next week .
i could make some clothes for you and your friend i make my own !
that would be cool and we can be twins ! !
as long as there are no flowers i do not like them
haha ok make something that you think we would like !
perfect ! i can do that !


i speak fluent german. i am six feet tall. i wish i was a tiger. my mom and dad are both red headed. i tell bad jokes on purpose.

good day ! my name is
okay what is your name ?
my name is rosa . i have two cats !
cats , your name should be caterer . bad jokes are what i do best .
i see . i teach veterinary prosthetics . today , our class made right hind dog legs .
do you work on tigers too . my favorite animal .
yes , most tiger prosthetics involve eyeballs . why caterer ? i use to be a chef
wow , hit that without knowing .
oh cool . must be telepathic ! anyway , i was born in mexico city . where are you from ?
german was the language i studied but never gone to germany .
i am a huge fan of german pastry
me , too . by the way , call me red , just like both my parents , i have red hair .
maybe we could go to germany and take a walk in the christmas market
oh , fun . you can not lose me in a crowd as i am six foot .
okay i will call you big red
and i will call you little rosa .