i do not own a television. i work at a school as an art teacher. my girlfriend just broke up with me. i cannot stand pizza.

i like to make people smile , and that is why people think i am crazy
hi . i am bryan and i am an art teacher .
hi bryan , do you also like filming ? i am crazy about it
people think i am crazy because i do not like pizza .
yeah , that is a funny thought . . . you think i am lying ? i am bad at it
i like films but do not have a television .
just do not make me watch films that is related with death , do not want to think abou tit
i am sorry i am not making sense . my girlfriend just left me .
sorry to heard that . . . i hope i can make you smile , that is my hobby
i am not scared of death . i love horror .
oh . . . . do not scare me with your ideas . . .
ideas are always scary at first .
i try no to think this way , unless you are stephen king
maybe i am . or richard bachman .


i am an accountant. my favorite musician is bruno mars. i enjoy running. i have 2 dogs. i drive a red car.

good morning how are you ?
great ! until tomorrow when i have to go back to work . boring . you ?
right lol , i love the fall my fav color is green .
my favorite color is green too but when i bought my honda i chose red .
really why ? like any games ?
no games . i go running often with my two dogs oreo and bacon .
like any parks ? i like national parks
national parks are nice . we do not have any around .
i need to get my dogs together .
do you take your dogs to the parks ?
i would if they had leashes
do you have dog parks near you ? that is where i normally run to with them .
yes i do my little dog is so small tho
ah , i would be laughed at if i had small dogs . accountant and a poodle .
lol why she is so cute tho
what kind of dog is she ?


i love the natural world beauty. i am obsessed with animals. i believe in fairytales. my family is poor. i practice yoga and hike.

why do people make or join gangs of robbers ?
you could look at are fairy tales to answer that
you mean talks about gangs are fairy tales ?
no . they usually have some moral , which is peoples motivation
the talks about them give me enthusiasm to join them .
i am poor . seen a lot . i moved passed it , fell in love with nature
so is it life risking to join them ?
is it life risking to be in a fairytale ?
i have no family , hate my life that is why i want to end in a gang .
you should try yoga and exercise like hiking . i got an affinity for animals now
i think the world has been cruel and unfair to me .
well , so does everybody else


i am in a rock band. i have really long fingernails. my favorite color is orange. i own a hot pink moped.

hi , my name is john . i teach art at a middle school .
hi john , my name is lisa i play with a band
i am playing pool right now . i am excellent at it .
do you have your own table or are you at a pool hall .
i have my own . i have a huge unicorn next to it . i love them .
is the table orange . . . . i love orange it is my favorite color
no . my gameroom has an egyptian theme . i would love to see a pyramid .
egyptian themed needs orange or hot pink ! ! ! that is the color of my moped ! ! !
see pyramids and write a book are on my bucket list .
bucket list . . . i am afraid to write my bucket list
what makes you afraid of that ?
list would be too long and i would realize that i have not done much
well have a good one . bye .
the same to you as well . . . . .
actually i think we should chat just a little longer
i have to remember to make an appt . with the nail salon to cut my long nails


i have a poster of neil tyson degrasse on my wall. i want to be an astronaut when i grow up. penn teller are my favorite magicians. my two dogs are the best friends a girl could have. i love lasagna like i am garfield.

hello , i m a female . what are you ?
i am female . my dogs are my best friends . do you have pets ?
no pets yet , but i do have a master s degree which explains a lot .
that would keep you busy . i want to be an astronaut . what do you do ?
i am violin concertist although kid rock is my fave singer . also i love to swim .
i used to play the violin . its a hard instrument !
very , but swimming helps me to balance out . what s your fave color ?
i like twilight colors blues and greens and purples . you ?
i prefer purple but am flexible depending on my moods . do you swim ?
i do . i also love magic . do you ?
i do ! i ve been learning magic since a a kid , the same time i began swimming .
i love penn and teller what about you ?
i saw some guy in vegas that i loved but cannot remember his name ajaja
my favorite food is lasagna just like garfield . what about you ?


i don t cook and usually eat out. i am near sighted and wear contact lenses. i have trouble losing weight. i love animals.

how are you doing today ?
i am good , how are you ?
good , i am good . what do yo plan on eating for dinner ?
i have no idea ! i will probably go out , i hate cooking !
that is fun too i guess . my weaknesses are sweets .
i like those too ! ! ! what kind do you like ?
i prefer ice cream or frozen yogurt .
i like peanut butter cups ! i like going to sonic !
recess are good . i am sure its good in protein also .
i am sure it is ! i get grilled cheese and root 44 coke from sonic !
sound good . when i am feeling unsocial i usually go there .
well , i usually take my dog with me !
that is good , i usually take my phone .
well , i have to take my glasses too !
definitely do not want to hit anyone on the way there .
that is very ture , but i am also trying to eat healthy but it is so good !


i pay my employees minimum wage. i make 70k a year. i barely show up to work. i am married with one child.

hi there , how are you ?
just fine , thanks you for asking .
tell me about yourself . what do you do ?
i mon and grandmother love fishing
that is what i like to hear . how about reading ?
yes love reading special the bible
you sounds like my kinda person . i will not even own a tv . too much to do
ok , i am married with children but try to fine time for self
i am now single after my girlfriend broke up with me
sorry to here that , but i no you will fine someone else
thank you . i teach art at the school . maybe i will meet someone there
yes that a good job i love ark , keep it up .
hopefully the one i meet loves to read too and will not take me for pizza , so gross
i hope so too , good luck .
thank you . i am going to need it !
you well come , i do care giver


i have no children of my own. i m recently divorced. i m a children s librarian. i m very shy. i wear glasses.

hello , my name is katie . what is your name ?
hello mine is sam for short
nice to meet you , sam . what are you up to today ?
same to you . i am going through a divorce
that stinks . divorce is one of the reasons i refuse to commit to just one person .
i agree with that its scary
i cannot imagine what you must be feeling . maybe our talk can take your mind off it ?
luckily we have no children involved
i do not have children either . i am too busy surfing to focus on a family .
i am pretty busy myself
may i inquire as to what you are so busy with ?
work and i stay in the library
what do you do for work ? is it something library related ?
i am an engineer during the day
cool , dude . i do not know if i could do that .
it is rough i do library at night


i like swimming. i love dogs. my favorite color is purple. i own a home. my favorite band is korn.

hello ! what is going on ?
not much ! just got back from taking my dogs out
cool , what kind of dogs do you have ?
some loveable mutts . i love all dogs , though
lol i love dogs too . i have some for duck hunting
i have never gone hunting !
it is my favorite time of year ! what do you like to do ?
well , i swim a lot and listen to music
that sounds fun . my goal is to fly in an airplane
where would you like to travel ?
i would love to visit australia
i would like to travel once i have paid off my mortgage a bit more
i live on the family farm so i got lucky with bills
that is lucky ! do you like it ?


my favorite color is blue. i drive a four wheel drive vehicle. i like to draw and paint in my spare time. i wear a uniform to work. my house is paid for.

pull up a seat sit on the floor while we get acquainted stranger !
i love blue how about you
blue is a bit more masculine then my life partner likes .
sorry to hear that i just paid off my house
we just bought a house in portland . our old place was to small to brew beer in .
i love beer i would like to come drink some
i also roast my own coffee , so feel free to stop by if your in portland !
i would love too thank you
be warned though , we are as gay as we are happy to have you !
thank you that sounds wonderful
you are welcome anytime ! do you have a significant other ?
no not right now i need to get on that though
everybody needs somebody to love !
you are so right there i suppose


i like to visit national parks. i play the violin. i am nurse. i met my husband when i was a freshman in college.

hi . how are you doing this evening ?
hello ! i am doing lovely , thanks for asking ! yourself ?
enjoying the cooler weather tonight . what are you doing ?
just finishing off the dinner i made tonight . potatoes and peppers , yum !
that sounds pretty good . what kind of music do you like ?
i prefer classical music myself , especially violins . you ?
a little of everything . i sing in a barbershop quartet , but i also rap .
where do you work ? i have to get up early for a nurse shift tomorrow .
here and there as a handyman . do you work in a doctors office ?
i work at a children hospital . it was always a dream of mine
that is so great . i do not know if i could work with sick kids
it definitely is not always easy , but it is also very rewarding , you know ?
it sounds like it . whats the best part ?
the look of joy on the faces of children and family when recovery is a success
i would bet that is a lot like watching your favorite team win the playoffs
not much of a sports fan , but i know a bit . who is your favorite team ?


i have two children. i am thirty years old. i am currently a stay at home mom while my husband is the sole provider. i love to take my children on nature walks. we have two pets as well.

hi , how are you today ?
i am good . just getting in from a nature walk with my kids and pets . and you ?
i am doing great . i just got home from the bookstore , where i work .
i am a stay at home mom . my husband makes the money .
wow that must be nice ! my mom works at a hospital as a nurse .
that is good . how old are you ?
i am 24 years old . how about you ?
i am 30 . we are not that far apart in age .
i walk to the bookstore since i have no car . do you have a car ?
yes we have several cars . do you not like driving ?
i like to walk or ride my bike rather than drive .
oh okay . i have two young children so driving is better for me
is having two young children quite a handful ?
yes very much so . i do enjoy it though
that is great ! i wish one day i can have kids as well .
i am sure you will one day


i work as a contractor for a cab company. i am engaged. i love rock music. i am taking courses online. i like ice cream.

hi ! how is your weekend ?
its going well , how has yours been ?
its been ok , a little loney since my vestie moved away .
that is too bad , have you done anything fun this weekend ?
not really just hung around the house . this summer was fun though . i visited japan .
did you travel anywhere else this year ?
no , have you traveled any where ?
not this year , i just bought a condo . short of cash
understandable . i start school next week . i will be a highschool senior this year .
i graduated from high school a long time ago !
i cannot wait to graduate ! i want to be a painter like my mom !
do you take a lot of art classes in high school ?


my wife is a college professor. i have one little girl. i work as a trauma surgeon. my mother was a concert pianist.

hello , how are you doing ?
i am well . what about you ?
that is good . i am doing great ! just about to go for a bike ride .
cool ! i am watching a movie with my little girl
www , sounds fun . i have a little girl too , she is 16 months .
how nice , what do you do for work ?
i actually play guitar in a band ! we do weddings and local events , you ?
i am a trauma surgeon at a local hospital
oh wow , that must be a challenging but rewarding job .
it is actually . are you married ?
i am not married but i do have a boyfriend . you ?
yes , i am married to a college professor


i married miss usa. my children are a dissapointment. i am bored of my maids. my favorite dessert is cheesecake. i have more money than i know what to do with.

hello . my name is jenny . how are you ?
hi i am rodney , or rod for short . i am great just ate dessert . you ?
i am great . i just came back from a nice walk in the park .
i just sent my maids to do that . they are so boring .
haha . so i guess no goodwill shopping for you ?
no way ! miss usa is my wife so i like expensive things .
i live in california , yet i am on budget . student here .
that is where my children live . i do not talk to them though . they disappoint me .
i love the california nature and being outdoors .
we are exact opposite . i would rather go shopping and eat cheesecake .
yes i guess so . goodwill is my thrill shopping
you could not drag me there . it is so cheap . i like to spend .
i like the excitement of finding some expensive brand . it is my gold .
that is good for you . my wife would be so mad if i took her there .


i am an avid runner. i run marathons twice a year , mostly in america. my favorite sport is basketball. i live in canada , near ontario.

hi there . how are you ?
hi i am doing great how are you
i am good . just got done painting a picture .
do you paint for fun or for a living
i do it for fun . i would love to do it for a living though .
i run i even go to the states from canada to race in marathons
oh cool . i enjoy driving four wheel drives .
that sounds like fun i have never done that before
what is your favorite color ?
blue what is yous
cool ! so it mine . i like green too .
cool ! do you play or watch sports ?
i just watch them . what about you ?
i like to play and watch basketball . basketball is my favorite of them all
do you own a house ?
yeah an hour or so from ontario


i spend every waking hour i can at the archery center. just this past week i got a job cleaning gutters. i eat a lot of carbs even though my doctor tells me not to. my favorite singer is jess greenberg.

hey , how is it going ?
hey i am good how are you
good , just watching game of thrones .
that is such a great show
i like it because they never play sweet home alabama .
haha why do not you like that song
i just hate it . maybe because i am from there .
ah i see have you heard of the singer jess greenberg
no , is that your favorite ?
yeah i really like them you should check it out
maybe i will . are you old ?
i am in my 20s
do you want to be friends ?
sure that sounds like fun


i was a swimmer in college. i have a cat named pickles. i have a beautiful rose garden. my parents met at woodstock.

hello how are you today
i am doing well , and you ?
i am good i love music do you
i do like music , my parents actually met at woodstock
that is a cool story i would have loved to have gone
they said it was wild .
i bet it was it would have been cool
yeah , do you have any pets ?
i was in the navy so i have none
oh my cat is named pickles . so you must swim , i did in college
yes i do nut i love carving wood
that sounds pretty fun , i like wood carvings
it is very fun and soothing
i bet , i have a big beautiful garden of roses that soothes me


i am nearly of tall. my least favorite music is country. my favorite outfit is thigh high leather boots and a skirt. i have long flowing hair.

hello how are you ? i just came in from my shift
looking forward to some free time ?
yes i am a nurse , what do you do for a living ?
i am a model at a nearby department store .
wow that sounds great what do you do in your free time ?
i teach dancing at the arthur murray studio .
that is good i like to read in my free time
wonderful ! what is your favorite book ?
i do not really have a favorite i like business books
are you studying for a business degree ?
no i just like to read them for fun
do you like to listen to music while you read ?
no not really i love watching movies
ok , then what is your favorite movie of all time ?


my favorite food is sushi. my favorite tv show is friends. i own my own business. i have a timeshare in mexico.

have you ever met a palm reader ?
no , tell me about it .
my mother is one but i think it is all lame .
it sounds interesting to me . i see places for it all over in mexico .
i have never been there .
i have a timeshare , i love the area .
i live in new orleans .
what do you do ? i have a toothpick business ,
right now i am writing about vampires .
how fun ! i prefer sitcoms to books . have you seen friends ? i love it .
i think the characters are all annoying .
nothing like a friday night on the couch eating sushi and watching it .
i have never had sushi .
it is delicious ! my all time favorite . what is yours ?
i love eating shrimp . my favorite is shrimp alfredo or scampi .
i like chicken alfredo , it is so good .


i want to climb mount everest. i have shot a lion. i cry when i watch gone with the wind. i like to play with clay models. i am not a good artist.

hi , how are you doing today ?
i am good what are your hobbies
tending my bar and smoking my pipe . what about you , do you have any hobbies ?
i like to be outdoors and wish i were a better artist
that is nice , are you married ?
no i do not have time for a family right now i training to climb a mountain
that is amazing , a mountain climber . i , myself , have been married five times . have you won any competitions ?
no i do a lot of crazy things i recently went hunting in africa
i have only won a spelling bee in third grade .
that is cool i am not a good speller
what else are you good at or accomplished ?
i have tried to work with clay and ceramics but i am still a beginner


i haven t gone home in over two years. i live a nomadic lifestyle and travel frequently. i work remotely as a programmer. i am currently traveling in japan.

hi , how is it going ? i am frank ! hope all is well with you .
hello from japan , frank . i am mia .
you are from japan ! that is awesome ! always wanted to visit there .
i am traveling here , i have not been back home in almost three years .
oh , i will be traveling to canada but that seems kind of small compared to you
i am a programmer , i can work anywhere i please , so i do .
that is great ! i work at a grocery store as a manager .
nothing wrong with that , a grocer was my first job .
let me guess bagger ? that is where i started out .
cashier , lol . my employer was not modern , he felt girls needed to be up front .
well , mine put me in the back after that , moving stuff around .
mine would not let us do anything with stock , except face cigarettes .
how old fashioned . lol . so , how did you get into programming ?
my dad brought home an old ibm and told me to fix it . i was eight , lol


i am 29 years old. i am a night owl. my favorite band is pearl jam. i live in a suburb of boston.

hello , how are you this afternoon ?
i am well just waking up
must be nice , my back was hurting too bad for me to stay in bed .
i am a night lover and worked 2nd shift since high school
are you an animal activist ?
no but i do speak out about legalization
something needs to be done , congress is not working for us .
nope and i have lost friends to prescriptions in boston
that is horrible . i am fighting for animal rights .
i have severe anxiety and pearl jam helps me cope since i cant enjoy 420
pear jam is great , i prefer the chili peppers .
chili peppers was my brothers favorite but xanax was not enough
metallica is awesome too , so is tupac
i am only 29 metallica was our dads band
my kids both love metallica , they are 14 16 .
wow my sister is 16


i was a swimmer in college. i love starbucks coffee. i have a beautiful rose garden. i have a cat named pickles. my parents met at woodstock.

hi how is your day
great so far . getting ready to get a pumpkin spice latte at starbucks
that sounds good . i am going to play with my cat
ll . . . my cat loves to have a sip of my leftover latte . he is so cute
www mine loves playing with a laser
yes ! ! getting ready to check on the lovely roses in the garden
roses are pretty i may knit something by my window
its about 60 here and i am loving it . my favorite time of year
i like the weather here too great for shopping not to hot and not to cold
ca not wait for the leaves to change color ! !
me either . what do you do for a living
way back in the day i wa a swimmer but now i am retired
swimming is fun to do you must be very good at it . i am a secretary .
nice . do you know anyone in the path of irma ?


i am a female. i have blonde hair. i am in high school. i like skateboarding. my favorite food is pizza.

hello !
hello
how are you ?
good and you ?
good , thanks ! just got back from walking my pug named corky
i have 2 dogs too
that is cool ! what are their names ?
pepper and rex
aw , that is adorable
what do you do ?
not much . i like to go on dates , but my fave place is the mall
i meant for a living
oh ! i work at a pet daycare . you ?
i am still in hs
nice ! i am a freshman in college
what school ?


my favorite book that i ve read lately is middlesex. my favorite food is anything italian. my favorite tv shows are forensic files and jeopardy. i am a gym rat that loves to play racquetball.

hello how are you today ?
i am fine , feeling good , just finish working out
i just dropped out of college
oh wow , sorry to hear that .
yeah an my car is older than i am
lol , so what you gonna do now
mom taught music , maybe i can help her
sounds great , do you read a lot
only on the weekends
ok , maybe we can form a book club
sure i would hate to be illiterate
lol , we can maybe make money by reviewing books
i think that is over rated
maybe , but it is about earning right
sure i guess it is
what do you do in your spare time


my mother doesn t ! ove me. i am a classicly trained chef. i was born in baton rouge. i have a parrot named parrot.

hi , i love to perform physical activities . i run and swim quickly !
hi . my parrot loves crackers and i named her parrot .
can your parrot sing ? i can sing for you .
my parrot cannot sing , but it cooks with me . i am a chef .
i have a singing trophy i won when i was 6 , 7 , and 8 years old .
wow ! that is amazing . where do you live ?
i live near the beach because i love to swim !
awesome . i live in baton rouge
sounds fun ! do you have any hobbies ?
i cook alot . i started young because my mom did not feed me .
that is a cool talent ! i have a cooking trophy .
you have alot of talents !
thank you ! it is all from my childhood .
that is nice . i had a bad childhood .
i am sorry to hear about that . at least you can cook and i can sing !
yes ! it is ok . i am happy now . i just have a bar mom .


i live in portland , maine. i live alone. i like to take photos. i love to hike. i am an environmental engineer.

hi . . how was ur weekend ? ?
portland , maine is my home
i used to live in seattle for a while
i do not live with anyone else
i have kids and family
taking photos is my favorite thing to do
i love photography too . . its interesting
hiking is so much fun , do you hike ?
yaa . . a lot . . i love to go into nature
environmental engineering is my career
i am not going to college now . .
me either , i hated school
i and of liked it . . but not now
what do you like to eat and cook
i like fusion . . i am a good cook
i love to cook just about anything


i lost my arm in a car accident. i am a farmer. i graduated from college. i am the youngest of 4 children.

hai , do you have dogs , i like to spend time with dogs
i have 1 dog who live on our farm . what about you ?
i am trying to acting . you know any director
when i finished up my 4 year degree i became a director !
its very good to hear , can you give the chance after you degree
it was hard . i lost my upper right limb in a vehicle accident after college
very bad , its okay , take care of your self
i am the youngest sibling of 4 , i know how to take care !
okay , sorry for over talk , i am not good communicator
you are fine ! have a great day , friend .
thank you for your encourage , but i know my communication is bad
good day my friend . work on your communication .
thank you , but i dance well you know
i am so happy to hear you dance well


i have a sweet tooth. i am the middle child of 3 siblings. i drive a mercedes. i am getting married in six months. i am a babysitter.

hello , how are you doing
bored watching my neighbors kids for extra money and eating candy ! you ?
i am watching youtube . hey , why do not find something to do
well , and turning . i am going out to dinner with my brothers later .
where are you going
probably to eat thai food . their wives are going , but my fiance is at work .
speaking of food , i have not eaten lunch yet . too lazy to get up in bed
that was me earlier . if i was not babysitting , i would just watch tv .
so you like thai food ?
yes but i really like dessert , so we will get that later . what are you watching ?
gaming videos , do you play video games
mostly just casino games cards . my older brother is quite the gambler .
we should play together next time
depends , what do you play ? i already owe my brother a bunch !


i listen to blues and jazz. i live in a tiny house to save money. i tend bar on the weekends. i collect single malt scotch. during the week i go to college to become a lawyer.

hello there . how are you ?
hello . i am great . how about yourself ?
good , thanks . hiking is one of my hobbies . what are yours ?
i like music . mostly blues and jazz
i do enjoy farming as well .
tell me about your self
i recently lost my arm in an accident .
oh my god ! that is horrible .
me , it is what it is .
how did the accident happen ?
went in to a ditch on a snowy night .
i am so sorry for your loss . did anyone else get hurt ?
no , thankfully i was alone .
i would be opening my best bottle of malt scotch if that ever happened to me .


although i ski down high hills , i have a fear of heights. my hair is a reddish brown. i broke my arm skiing once. my family is very supportive of my skiing. i am a competitive ski racer.

hi , do you like being barefoot like me ?
how are you doing today
i am doing great as an english tutor
on a flight right now it scary
do not be afraid , i will knit something for you
thank you make something of the mountains
i want to play the guitar like my sister does
how long been playing music sounds fun
not long , what is your favorite color ?
brown and you ? i realy just want to go to bed
i love red , reminds me of summer time .
this medicine is working on me puts me to sleep
that is absolutely great just fantastic
you ever broke a bone ?
only when i am owed money
well that bad news though sleep well


i love her though. i don t think my girlfriend understands. i enjoy dressing up to go out clubbing. currently , i m saving up to get some procedures done. i hope to one day be happy with myself.

all of these kids are driving me crazy !
how many do you have i have one i love but gets me
my class sizes are 20 25
i get it but my girl does not
what does she not get ?
anything really , she is kind of out there i hope everything works out for us
me too . i have been eating so much lately
i like to eat but need to watch my weight
me as well , but sometimes i cannot help it
i know how that can go
i really just want to look good in public
i understand that i am saving for surgery
what kind of surgery are you getting ?
plastic so i can look better


i love to tell jokes. i am always early to everything. i work in a factory. i volunteer in my spare time.

good morning . care for a chat with a second year medical student ?
telling jokes is something that i love
me too but not more than my moms baking . she is the best baker .
i am early to everything , always !
well i cannot help you there . i seem to get to class early .
i have employment at a factory
i am in college in louisiana . being hindu i am trying to get use to louisiana .
in my free time i volunteer
that is so nice . in mine i watch old movies .
classic films great , i am early to everything always
that sucks . but its better than being late .
telling jokes is what i love
so do you want to be a comedian in the future ?
well i have a job in a factory so no


i love chocolate. i am a teacher. i have a twin sister. i drink coffee every day. i do yoga every morning.

hello , i would die without my phone
hi cant wait to teach proper english to students today
my name is proper english
i love teaching but must y coffee everyday
my best friend is my mother .
would you like to meet my sister ? we are identical twins
is she the hot one ?
i am really looking for a friend to do yoga with every morning
i drink with friends occasionally .
do you like any chocolate styled drinks ?
do you like rock and roll , it is my favorite .
oh yes i do . but my passion is teaching
i go to weekly book clubs and talk about poop
i once had chocolate shaped like poop


i like italian cusine. i live in a big city. this summer i went on vacation to italy. i work in the office , 9 till 5. sometimes i go to yoga classes.

good afternoon , how are you today
hello , i am hungry to be honest .
it is lunch time . . . . . do you like dogs ?
not really , i do enjoy italian cuisine though .
pasta is great ! i am really into dogs i am a huge fan
i have not stopped eating it since i went on vacation to italy !
awesome ! do they have dogs in italy ?
i really do not know , i see dogs in the big city i live in !
my mom is super allergic to them so i cant bring them there
oh that is sad . do you work , i do 9 to 5 at an office .
i am vets assistant and i love it hbu ?
i really love going to this yoga class i take sometimes .
exercise is great , i do that with my dogs
that is great ! what else do you like or do ?


i want to grow up to be a superhero one day. i am 8 years old. i love comic books. my name is todd. my favorite hero is superman.

hey how are you doing today ?
i m good . i m todd what s your name ?
my name is miguel . i just came to usa with my mom . she is a janitor
i want to be batman when i get to be a big person .
are your parents dead ? that is where you start if you want to be batman
okay then i want to be superman . i like him the most . how old are you ?
i am a college age student . i go to college . do you play videogames ?
i am 8 . i read comics . do you ?
not so much comics as cartoons . very big into cartoons . do you like them ?
i really like them . especially with superhero s .
my mom is a super janitor .
does your mom wear a mask ?
she should . she is not a very attractive woman
that s funny ! what is your name ?
miguel . i think i told you already . what about you ?
i said todd already too ! what are you going to do when you grow up


i am a genius and know over 300 languages. i own a mansion that i do not live in. i never met my parents. i never went to school. i am an international business man.

hello . what are you doing ?
hello . i am studying a new dialect . how about yourself ?
i am also into linguistics . right now i am shopping for components for a new computer .
i have a few computers at my other house . what components are you looking for ?
gpus . i do not know . i build my own .
did you go to school for that , or are you self taught ?
i just kind of figured it out . i worked on cars for several years .
same . i am trying to pick up hausa currently to open up a new market
hausa ? a new market ? i am interested . never heard of it .
hausa is a dialect in africa . i do a lot of trading around the world
emerging markets ? that can be a very lucrative and rewarding experience . interesting .
yes . i should be fluent by monday when i land .
ha ! you must be pretty intelligent .
supposedly . honestly once you know a few dozen languages they start to come very easy .


i don t like being asked a lot of questions. i don t like when people get too close to me. i have a shopping addiction. i think about food a lot.

hi how are you doing
i am doing well stranger . tell me a bit about yourself .
i like to build things .
this seems strange . i do not usually like being ask questions , or getting close to people .
that is how a lot of my army buds are
i have never been in the military , but i buy enough food for a army .
i used to be in the military
did you like it ? i could not stand being away from the malls for that long !
it was nice and kept me occupied .
what do you do with your time now that you are out ?
i like to drive around and be outside .
i only drive to the malls , grocery store . what do you build ?
i build houses and garages
i wish you would build more malls for me to shop in ! p


i love decorating for christmas. summer is my favorite season. i like classic radio programs. i love my impala. i enjoy fishing.

my age is 29 , from boston live in the suburbs and you ?
hello , how are you during my favorite season of the year ?
you mean autumn ? do you like pearl jam from the 90s ?
no summer is my favorite . i am in texas its still summer here .
i see , its hot there ? do you like hiking and biking that is what i enjoy .
i do like pearl jam . i saw them when i was enjoying a fishing trip
that is nice , how often do you ride your bike ?
yes upper 90s . makes it hard for decorate for christmas when its still warm here .
how often do you go on your fishing trip ? what type of fish is in texas ?
i ride my bike some to fish . mostly i take my impala which i love .
do you believe in the star for the tree ?
weekly i try to fish and do a big trip a few time soon a year
you talking about the car or bike the impala ?
depends on my theme that year . the car


i lived most of my life not knowing who bob marley was. when i cut loose , i lose control. i despise my boss. we help each other out in my family.

hey how are you today ?
i am good . hello . how are you doing today ?
i am great , just got back from a bike ride , love it , you ?
great . do you like bob marley ?
i do not but he is not very popular here in texas , do you ride horses ?
i am too afraid to ride them .
i have 3 myself , do you like tattoos ?
i have plenty of tattoos .
i kind of want to get a rose tattoo , it is my favorite flower .
that is great . i bet it would look nice .
it would be for my mom ! what are you up to ?
i am working . do you work at all ?
i work as a teacher , following in my moms footsteps .
that is good . i think teaching is great .


i am an elementary school teacher. my mom and dad are from japan. i live in toronto , canada. my favorite french fries are from mcdonalds. i love to shop.

hello , how are you this evening ?
i am well , how are you ?
doing ok , just got done eating supper
cool , what did you eat ? i love mcdonalds french fries
i had some enchiladas from a local mexican restaurant . i eat out alot
i try not to but it is hard
yea , i find that most of my day is gone between work and commuting
i teach first grade , where do you work ?
i work in an office for a bank
nice , money money money lol
it is a nice job , do you enjoy teaching ?
absolutely . the kids are a joy to teach
do you have any hobbies ? although i am sure teacher work takes up a lot of time
yes , shopping and visiting my parents in japan


my major is business. i like to party. i love the beach. i am in college. i work part time at a pizza restaurant.

hey hows it going today ?
feeling the effects of a flu shot but it should be better by tomorrow .
really i am scheduled to get one next week
hope it is better i have a big college exam on friday .
really what class i teach japanese and foreign art class
cool . my sister in law is from japan so i am trying to pick up some of the language .
i moved over here ten years ago to teach at a local high school
very nice . after my biology exam i am going to the beach .
sounds fun wish i could go on vacation
well college life is about learning but i also love to party .
yeah use to love to party i think a little to much
i guess when you are out of college and start working it is different .
yeah , i have a dog that i cant leave all night
what breed of dog do you have ?
lab , his name is won won
love labs . i have to get ready for work soon .


i love my grandchildren. i own a custom upholstery shop. i am a mother. i live by a lake. i am a wife.

good morning and hello there
hi , i am anne , how are you ?
do you like the ballet ? i dance there
i have seen a few shows , i took my grandchildren !
that is nice what is your favorite color ?
i use a lot of blue in my custom upholstery shop , that is my favorite !
i love red , reminds me of summer time .
i love summer , living by the lake allows me to enjoy all the seasons though .
i just signed up for nursing school
that is wonderful , i wish my daughter would get some education in her life .
right can not make it in this world if you are illiterate
my husband and i want to give her our upholstery store one day .
i just want to sleep
oh dear , there will be plenty of time for that when you are old like me !
i went to christian school , all female
that sounds lovely . my grandkids go to a christian school also .


i work in a lab. i ve been a vegan since i was 5. i believe in love at first sight. i have two brothers. i love to sleep in.

hi how are you today
i am doing great . where do you work ?
i work for hallmark cards yeah
do you like it ? i do lab work and i enjoy it .
i have to proof read for them
is that a bad thing ? what kind of hours do you work ?
i do not work really and you
you said you proofread for hallmark and i told you i do lab work
nice you proofread me pretty well
what kind of food do you
i like nachos do you
i like anything that has no animal ingredient . nachos are good .
oh you are a vegetarian then
vegan , not vegetarian . there is a difference .
yeah you do not eat animal products
yes no animal products or anything that comes from animals .


i am a vegetarian. i read a lot of used books. i work in a flower shop. i like cats. i live in my parents basement.

so , star wars is the greatest movie of all time . its my favorite .
i watch star wars when i work in my flower shop .
that is awesome ! my iguana is named boba fett !
awesome . my cats name is penelope . i adore cats
oh i love that name ! super cute ! do you like video games ?
yes , but i love to read used books mainly .
why used books ? i play so many star wars video games .
i am broke . i live in my parents basement , so no extra money .
oh , why not the library then ?
its to quiet and i like to eat
i am employed at mcdonald ! food is good .
i cant eat meat only veggies
personal reasons ? or you just do not like meat ? french fries are a veggie
i love french fries .


i geocache in my spare time. i am a school psychologist. i am learning how to play the piano. chocolate is my favorite food.

hi there ! what do you do for work ?
i work in a school
i am a banker . do you like your job ?
i am a psychologist an i really like the chocolate they give out
do you have the summers off ?
yes i do an i am learning the piano
that is pretty cool . i like to eat at different restaurants every weekend .
yes i do an i love it lol
are you married or single ?
i am single an in my spare time i geocache
i am single too . i work 40 hrs and have a hard time meeting people
really ? shucks what you gonna do ?


i love to barbecue. i just bought my first home. i am a writer. i try to go hunting with my brothers several times a year.

hey there how are you this evening ?
great ! just picked up the keys to my first house !
i have been up all hours of the night just writing .
i enjoy writing so much ! i know exactly how you feel
awesome ! did you buy or rent ? facetime me let me see it !
i bought it ! it has the perfect nook for writing all night
i am writing a book , have a bbq an invite me !
i am passionate about bbq , writing a bbq book right now
awesome ! my desk i wrote is a sleek black desk its my fav color
it sounds like a superb writing environment
awww a cook book ! nice hold the pickles on my burger an i am there !
the pickles are the best part of the whole experience though !
yes it is , any favorite tv shows ? mine is rick an morty .
i like the hunting shows , like duck dynasty
not to me lol they are nasty .
i often go hunting for pickles with my siblings


i am blonde. i like to hunt. i like the tv show the walking dead. i am thin. i love the tigers baseball team.

hi , how is day going ?
going good . i am just getting ready to start a marathon of the walking dead .
i like raw onion , and vegetables
me too . with a good deer steak that i shot last year .
what is you hobbies and your favorite games
hunting and watching the tigers play baseball . you ?
playing football , cooking , travelling and sleeping
have you ever cooked a fresh deer steak ?
no , what is your hair color ?
blonde , why do you ask ?
just like , i have vegetables garden , you ?
yes , i have a veggie garden . i love getting the vegetables out of it .
well , what is your qualification ?
my qualification ? i do not understand what you are asking


i have driven a race car before. i do whatever it takes to get what i want. i have a bad habit of being dishonest. i sometimes get into fights.

hey . how are you doing ?
i am good . how are you ?
not bad thanks . i am just eating desert .
wow that sounds cool . what are you eating ?
chocolate cake . i love it . earlier i ate my favorite dinner , a nice steak .
me too ! i usually have cake after driving my race car .
what a nice victory dinner !
ya it is . i once beat someone up and took their cake .
are you violent ? are you a bully ? i was always kinda need in school . very smart
well i usually get what i want , one way or the other .
well , you cannot always have what you want . i wanted green eyes . i have blue .
i have to say that i expected that .
you are very slow at typing .
so what else do you like to do ?
i like to be smart . i am very smart . you ?
race cars and tell lies .


i am obese. i live in alabama. i have blonde hair. i m 53 years old.

hi , what are you doing ?
just sitting here reading up on some info about obesity . i am overweight . you ?
playing with my dogs . i really want to be a veterinarian .
that is cool . we need more veterinarians here in alabama where i live .
cool . do you okay any sports ?
at 53 and my bones could not handle sports , i do not believe .
i am only 15 years old . my biggest worry is keeping my grades good .
that is stressful . do you have wild hair like other kids ? i keep mine blonde .
only when i am playing soccer or field hockey
i bet that keeps you fit . i wish i was not obese .
you should join a gym
i have a gym in my own home and can not motivate myself .
wow . you should have a friend come over and work out with you
that is a good idea . i may start asking some friends . a tv would help too .


my husband is a stay at home dad. i am married. i work for a beer distributor. my favorite singer is taylor swift.

hi how are you doing ?
i am doing alright how about you ?
i am cooking some foods ethnic , do you know ethnic ?
i know ethnic beer ! ! i work at a distributor . . .
distributor of beer ? my family is from greece that s why
ah . . like those greek beers . . . . makes everyone think of the islands in the mediterranean
and that s where i got my curly hair too . drawing is my pastime
did you get curly hair from greece or ethnic foods ?
my genes seems to show those characteristics tall and curly
do you like taylor swift at all ?
i sometime tried to draw celebrities like her
oh you are an artist ? very cool . . . . what do you draw with ?
i used various kinds of materials
i have many beers lying around . from work . . . . . . it would make a nice still life . . .
like manual and computerized . my favorite is charcoal
very nice . my husband makes art on the computer .


my father was a cook. he later became a bartender. he taught me right from wrong. i am a fisherman.

hello , do you like dogs
i love dogs but i love fish better
do you have fish at home ?
no but i do fish for a living
i like fishing but i do get sick when i get on the boat
you get over that after awhile . do you have a good relationship with your dad ?
no i do not . my parents divorced .
i am sorry to hear that . i really love my dad
that is wonderful . my mom is my best friend .
i love to hear that . what does she do for a living ?
she watches my kids most of the time .
that is very sweet . my dad used to be a cook and a bartender
i envy you for having a dad who knows how to cook .
it was amazing . he taught me morality and he taught me how to cook
that is awesome . it was nice talking to you .
thank you . i feel the same


i like to make short films. i have traveled overseas many times. my mother is a well known celebrity. i am a civil war reenactment participant.

hey . hows your week been ?
its been going alright . enjoying the weekend . you ?
not bad , just watched the game . steelers won . you like football ?
i do not watch it too often . i spend my time doing civil war reenactments instead .
interesting . my co always had a lot to say about general lees tactics .
he is a fascinating general . i tend to be on the north though .
i could never live too far north , its too cold to go camping often
i do not camp often . i do travel a lot though .
cool ! where have you traveled ?
most of europe . i go overseas for work a lot .
never been there , but i have been to most of the states as a truck driver
i could never drive a truck . too long sitting in traffic !
its not too bad for me . what do you do for a living ?
i am a filmmaker . its always interesting .


pizza is my most favorite thing. i like reading. i like being by myself. i enjoy taking late night walks when it s completely dark.

hi , i am a florist , living in my parents basement , vegetarian , cat love
are you trying to tell me your secrets ?
nope just a little about me . i enjoy getting to know others .
i enjoy reading til late at night
what kind of books do you like to read . i am not really a reader .
murder mystery novels mostly . what do you do ?
mostly work at the flower shop , but in my spare time listen to music .
what kind of music ? i like symphonic
country mostly , but i have a wide range of genre i like . do you work
no . i am a stay at home child
any hobbies ? or fav . foods ?
pizza is what mom usually feeds me . if dad lets her
lol i do not like meat so i am good with cheese pizza
cheese makes me gassy . meat is good
i was raised vegetarian so guess i really never got to know meat .
she is a tasty one


i go visit them sometimes. my best friend lives in a big city. she likes to grow plants in her garden. i work at a grocery store.

hi how are you today ?
i am great , how about you ?
i am doing well do you have siblings ?
no , no siblings . you ?
i am an only child , so same . hobbies ?
i like to visit my best friend in the big city .
i love going to foreign places
that is cool ! what kind of work do you do ?
i love to dance i would love to do that as a job . you ?
dancing is great exercise . i work in a store that sells groceries .
do you ever dye your hair ?
no , but i do help my best friend when i go visit her .
very nice . what colors do you do ?
red , its the color of the roses in my best friends garden . you ?


i am a gymnast. i hate the feeling of chalk. i have been dating my boyfriend for over 10 years. i have a black and white cat named cow.

care to chat with an athlete , who wants to be an explorer ?
always , willing to take to a gymnast with a cat and a bf
i would love to . do you have a fav color ? mine is blue .
any cool colors , not brights most blues , wearing blue now
do you travel ? i travel to india often ; well , most of the time .
i have been to asia , but not india , would love to go though
pets ? i do not have any . boo hoo
i have a cat named cow , want a dog
wow , c for cow , would your dog be called ? ? ?
probably name the dog cat , cat is named because of colors like a heifer
i had a dog that looked like a calf .
nice , what happen to your dog ?
had to get rid of her , bc she kept chewing on everything
too bad , size of calf or just colored like a calf ?
it was a great dane , so yes , size of calf . . .
indeed , and lots of chewing capability


i like to sew. i like katy perry as a musician. i have few friends. i am a great baker.

hello how are you today ?
great ! just got home from a katy perry concert . how are you ?
i would love to see her in spain , i am fine .
do you live in spain ?
no , nyc but i would like to visit .
what do you do for fun ?
i teach and watch netflix .
i love to watch netflix because i do not have many friends .
i have a best friend
that is nice for you . i bake , i am really good at it .
i make hot dogs for a living .
i make wedding cakes and other pastries .
i like walking on the beach .
me too , i wish i lived near the beach .
what is your favorite fruit ?
strawberries , what is your favorite fruit ?


i love to hike. the appalachian trail is my favorite. i work in marketing. my hiking boots are pink. i like folk music.

hi , want to cook me some food ?
i suppose i could do that . what type of food do you like ?
italian is my favorite . can you do that ?
i can cook spaghetti and lasagna , but cooking is not my favorite activity .
i love spaghetti . i want that
i will cook you spaghetti if you will go hiking with me !
that is fine . can we listen to music ?
sure ! i love folk music . how about you ?
iron maiden mostly if i am being real
that would really keep up our hiking pace !
do you want to watch some movies with me ?
we could do that . what type of movies are you interested in ?
hmm . whatever i think looks good at the time
i like romantic comedies or action movies .


i am single and not looking. my mom is a cancer survivor. pizza is my favorite food. my favorite subject in school was science.

hello ! how is your face today ?
its stuffed with pizza haha , my favorite food . and you ?
just listening to music , charlie daniels is my ish
oh nice nice . i like smoking pot and jamming haha . are you in school ?
nope , i do not mind the devils lettuce as well , but wife limits my smoking
haha wives . ami right ? na my moms a cancer survivor so i take her pot
cool , i love drinking pot , usually when i fish
drinking pot ? i have been single for a while and do not want anything at the moment
gotcha , yeah just love drinking pot , sometimes i inject it , just whatever
inject pot ? i do not think were on the same page here lol
yeah , right ? sometimes i heat it up with a spoon , just depends on the weather
i think youre talking about meth dude . are you on meth ? ?
well mister dragon , i am pretty sure i am on the weed
please , call me mister doo doo butt
mister poopy b hole ? is that you ?
haha yea man . ya got me


i prefer winter. i love the rain. i sleep on a single bed. my favorite food is pizza.

hi , how are you ? what do you do for work ?
hi , i am doing ok . i am a banker . how about you ?
good to hear . i am a nurse .
that must be a tough job
yeah it is quite busy . i have both a personal and work phone
that would drive me crazy ! one phone is already too much
agreed ! makes it hard to keep a balanced lifestyle .
i bet . do you have a family ?
no , just me . how about you ?
just me as well , unless you count my cat which i do haha
i love cats ! i should get one !
you should look at a shelter . those cats are the most in need
with my work schedule though i would feel bad leaving it alone constantly
yea that is true . . . cats are pretty independent though


i have a son. i like going on walks. i run a small bakery. i love to laugh.

hello , my name is john and i have 3 children
oh cool names jane , and i have a boy
awesome , my son is 5 and my daughter is 10
he is 1 3 4 years old . i go on long walks 2 3 hours to keep my sanity
my other daughter is 3 . she keeps me busy also .
aw that is sweet , yeah my son keeps me going . as well as the bakery i run
that is awesome . a bakery . good for you .
yeah and my son , makes me laugh . i am positive person .
optimism is the way to be . music is one way that keeps me optimistic
yes it is what is that you do ?
i love playing the guitar . its more of a hobby . i love playing rolling stones songs
that is awesome i wish i could play
its quite easy , once u get the hang of it .
yeah i believe that . i should try it some time .


i have a golden retriever. i like to play soccer. my favorite subject in school is math. my favorite book is pride and prejudice.

hello just got done watching the godfather good movie
hey there ! the godfather huh ? i have seen all of em ! great series .
yes ! i sat and ate a bunch of candy and soda whole watching the movie
sounds like a fun time ! so , how are ya doing ?
well i am struggling as i weigh 300 pounds and cannot get around
that is unfortunate . are you working towards lowering it ?
trying to i am just that healthy and it makes it hard
if you have a dog , it would help you both out ! you can walk slow too .
that would be a good start . i have a cat
i have seen a leash for cats , might be something you could try .
had not thought of that , thanks for the idea
no problem ! do you like to read books ?
yeah i have a kindle and enjoy reading
you should definitely check pride and prejudice out , its a good one . 10 10


i want to be an explorer. my favorite color is blue. i visit india often. i do not like my job. i am an athlete.

hello how are you tonight ?
hey i am alright , winding down from a long day at the office . you ?
just reading a history book i find it amazing
awesome . what kind of history ?
revolutionary war . do you like the theatre ? i am in some plays
fantastic . i do enjoy theater ! almost as i enjoy travel
do you like animals ? i always wanted to be a vet
yes i do ! i have always wanted to be an explorer myself . animals are very charming
are you married ? i am getting married in december
no , i do not have the time between work , travel , and training . congratulations though !
thank you . it sounds like you have a busy life
i do ! you as well though . youre an actor , getting married soon . must be nice
i never really thought about it but i have alot going on
you do . i guess i do as well . i am heading to india next week
oh what are you going to do there
i go often , so i will be visiting some friends and learning how they dye fabric with indigo


the death of kurt cobain marred my middle school years. i still like combat boots with babydoll dresses. i don t have a relationship with my deadbeat dad. i want to visit rome , but i can t make myself go alone. i flirted with the dmv officer in order to pass my driving exam.

hi how are you today
i am good . what about you ?
i am doing okay i have to tend the farm in a little bit
oh , that sounds boring . i just passed my driving test last week .
i do not drive anymore i had an accident a year ago
i had to flirt with the office to though .
i am glad you got passed the test
me too ! i love wearing babydoll dresses , you ?
no i cant fit those
do you want to visit anywhere ? i want to see rome .
i hike in my free time i cant travel because i have the farm
i am scared to go alone though .
maybe one of your friends will go with you
i sure hope so ! maybe soon .
i hope you can go too .
have you ever been out of the us ?


i won the spelling bee in third grade. i love to eat eggplant. i have been married five times. i smoke a pipe.

hi ! how are you doing ?
in the thrid grade i won the spelling bee , clever me !
nice , i have 2 kids who enjoy entering spelling bees too
2 kids ? eating eggplant is my favorite !
my favorite thing to do is help people . it makes me happy
me too , i helped 5 people by marrying them !
wow nice , i got a nursing degree to help people
nursing ? pipe smoking is my game , i am boss at it , its what i smoke
my husband could help you put it out if you needed , he is a firefighter haha
haha , egg plant is something i love to eat .
eggplant does sound delicious . i will try making that for my 2 kids one day
3 grade spelling bee ? , won it , that was me ! !


i like reading horror novels. my weekends are filled with bird watching. my favorite drink is pepsi. hotdogs are my favorite food. i work as a librarian.

hi how are you . all good ?
yeah i am good and you ?
yea i am having fun with drums
noah its too late over here for that
oh no . yes it sure is .
oh well . i love to bird watch
me too . but not as much as biking
whats your favorite drink in the world ?
blood sugar . i have to measure it everyday
mine is pepsi and my blood is basically pepsi
sounds very sweet . i love soft drinks too
truth whats your favorite food ?
i do not eat much . maybe milk
my favorite is totally hotdogs . love processed meats


my name is john and i live in dallas , tx. my wife and i have 2 children. our kids are 14 and 12 years old. we also have three dogs and two cats. i work as a physical therapist , and my wife is a school nurse.

hello , i am playing with gila , my lizard . what are you up to ?
hi i am john , dallas , tx
is that where you are from ?
we have 2 kids , 14 and 12
i do not have kids . i am also an only child .
yeah , texas . my wife and i have a lot of pets at home
i just have my lizard and my plants
oh , how do you feel about it ? 3 dogs
it is nice . all of my flowers are purple , my favorite color .
and 3 cats , as a therapist this is a good stress reliever
maybe i should get a cat
that s a good idea my wife brings the cat to school nurse
cool . what color are your eyes ?
i have green eyes how about you
you can tell a lot about a person from their eyes . mine are brown .
wow who did you get it from


i love to sleep in. i have been a vegan since i was 5. i work in a lab. i have two brothers. i believe in love at first sight.

hello what are you up to ?
waking up , its so beautiful outside looking like love .
it really is . i took a break from playing warfare to sit outside for a bit .
cool , i am trying not to sleep in anymore .
its nice to sleep in . i usually do that on sundays .
yes it is ! i am going to the grocery store for veggies think imma make some stew .
i do not care for stews . i love italian food . i blame my italian boyfriend lol
lol i been a veggie since 5
that is funny cause veggies have never really been my thing .
lol its not for everyone , loved them at first tasting . like my men lol
man i wish i was you lol . you sound easy
it i after working in a lab an seeing what happens lol


my mom teaches kindergarten and my dad is a tax assessor. i have always wanted a pot bellied pig. i love owning nice office supplies. i won a beauty pageant one time but did not feel like it was worth the effort.

achoo excuse me , achoo achoo
umm . . hi . . can i help you ?
sorry i have alot of allergies
i see . does it keep you from having pets ? i have always wanted a little pot bellied pig .
my mom got me a piglet after my dad dies when i was in high school
that is so cool , the pig , not your dad , what does your mom do ?
she retired but she still supports my work in commercial ads . what do you do ?
i teach , my mom teaches kindergarten . i followed in her footsteps .
what grade do you teach ?
i teach tax law . my dad was a tax assessor .
sounds like your interests align with your parents !
they do . i was in beauty pageant once which was something different .


i eat well. i am in college. i play football. i exercise. i am very social.

hello , how are you tonight ?
great sore from playing football , how about you ?
tired , long day at work . the panda was misbehaving .
oh goodness , i bet my class mates in college would find that funny .
i work at the zoo , i lost two toes to the tigers .
ugh ! ! ! i have to eat really healthy like some of your animals at the zoo .
i have an omelet for breakfast each morning , i use 6 eggs .
i drink a protein shake before going and working out .
are those any good ? i love to read .
they are . i read when i am not hanging out with all my friends . or parting .
i do not party , my friends and i have a crime novel book club .
that is something my literature class would like .
i would be happy to send you a list if you would like .
sure that would be awesome .
do you teach high school or college ?
i actually attend college and take a literature class .


my brother thinks he is a viking. my nails are painted green. my masters degree is in italian literature. i live in a nice attic apartment in portland or.

hi how are you doing
i am great ! how are you ?
i am good just layin gon the couch watching tv
that is always fun . i do that ain my apartment all the time
do you have a job
yes , i work from home . i teach music , but i have a masters degree in italian lit .
that is pretty impressive i do not work but i am fine for now
that is good . seen any good movies recently ?
i like the walking dead i am not really a movie person
i am way behind on my movies . i have no time to watch them .
what kind of food do you like
pasta is my go to type of food .


i work as a contractor for a cab company. i am taking courses online. i love rock music. i am engaged. i like ice cream.

hi names jane , and am a wife , married for 35 years to a wonderful man ! !
i work as a contractor what do you do ?
i have my own little marketing consulting firm
i see you are married i am not but i did get engaged
what happened ? listening to radiohead . . . love the band
me too i really like rock music the best .
me too ! ! i am feeling sore
i am trying to better myself as i am taking online courses to get my degree .
that seems like a good plan . i am doing my best to find work again .
i have to do something better i do not make enough working in a cab .
i understand . i am looking for part time work
what foods do you like , i always want ice cream .
i am a pizza chick and buffalo wings
nice i like those things also .


i love to go out to eat with my family. i like to take drives in the country. i like to read books that are in a series. i like to go to the movies. i like to chat with my friends.

i love winter time . what about you ?
i love eating out at restaurants with my family . you ever read harry potter ?
i love going out to vegetarian restaurants because i do not eat bread .
i only read books that have sequels . whats your favorite vegetarian food ?
i have not read harry potter . i love vegetarian lasagna . yum !
white or red sauce ? i like white sauce , and think it should be on pizza more
i totally agree white sauce all the way .
that is cool . do you like the city or nature more ?
i love nature . anything outside in the winter . you ?
i like nature too . i have been a bit of lazy bones recently though !
maybe you need some vitamins . vitamin c is my fav when i am sick
i would not say i am sick , just lazy . i work a lot !
i see . what is the craziest thing you ever done ?
ever . . . i have done a fair amount of travel that i consider to be crazy . what about you ?
i let my friend by me a car once when he lost a bet !
yikes . what kind of car ? and also what was the bet ? haha


i like to play nintendo. i like to race rc cars. i love to eat fish. i live in the great white north.

hey how is it going ?
pretty good do you place any games like nintendo ?
o no i never quite figured it out .
so what do you do in your free time ?
i love to garden when i have the time
i live further north no gardens
damn son how far north do you live ?
on the far tip near alaska
what a coincidence i live up in anchorage
are there a lot of fishing spots that way ?
so many , excellent fishing up here , especially if you drive just a bit
any where its considered ice fishing ?
you have to go a little further north from here to get in some good ice fishing
are there any rc clubs there ?
i am sure there are i have not really looked into it
but there are lots of fish ?


i am buying a house. i play the piano. i paddle board on my days off. i am a nurse and work in an emergency room at a busy hospital. i am single.

hi ! where are you from ?
i am from oregon , what about you ?
i am from pennsylvania . what do you do ?
i work in a busy hospital as a nurse and love paddle boarding on days off .
i am a musician , but do accounting to make money .
i am also musician , piano is my instrument . what is yours ?
i play electric violin . i also have a pond with a pet koi .
electric violin ? that sounds exciting . i almost own a house .
almost ? do you have any other hobbies ? i used to live in oregon .
that is pretty cool , where in oregon ?
corvallis . you ? i love central oregon the painted hills
i am in coos bay , there i still a lot i have not seen
the coast is beautiful . i have been trying to learn how to garden recently .
sounds fun . i have a greenhouse i want to use .
have you been to cannon beach ?
no i have not . where is it ?
northern oregon i think . how long have you lived there ?
just a year . thanks for telling me . i will look it up


i like all types of music. i like to do crafts. i like to watch movies. i like to draw.

hello how are you doing tonight ?
i am doing great , thanks for asking . how about yourself ?
i am doing alright , getting kind of tired but its my weekend now .
same here , i cannot wait to do something fun . do you have anything planned ?
i might hang out with some friends or maybe a movie , or just be lazy haha .
i love watching movies ! whats your favorite genre ?
i love horror thriller movies . with paranormal or mystery . you ?
oh my goodness , same here . do you have a specific favorite ?
i enjoy the conjuring series , but also classics like texas chainsaw and friday the 13th .
i enjoy the conjuring series as well , classically i love chucky and hellraiser . how funny
tv shows i like walking dead , crime shows documentaries , friends , game of thrones , bates motel and more haha
i cannot believe we are getting to the last season of got ! so sad to see it go
i know , cannot believe it is ending !
its getting late on my end . it was nice chatting with you stranger ! be safe


i am a soccer player. i joined a new team last month. my number is 42. nike cleats are my favorite.

hi how are you tonight ?
good relaxing watching tv and you ?
same here on hulu . trying not to eat everything haha
haha what are you watching ? i am trying to catch up on greys anatomy
omg i literally am watching that at this moment
omg really lol what episode are you on
actually , i am all caught up in the current season
nice . so what do you like to do ? do you like sports ?
i love animals . i am a dog walker now hope to be a veterinarian someday
really i have 2 dogs a boston terrier and pit bull
cool . i wish i could get one my ponies of my binder will have to do
lol one day one day you will
yep ! one day i going to have a bunch !
so what are you doing tomorrow ?


i like simple jokes. i prefer the simpler times. i like the flintstones. my friend likes cartoons like south park.

hi how are you today
hello ! i am good . how are you doing ?
i am good do you work
not at the moment . do you ?
yeah i do acting stuff
that is pretty awesome . like on tv ?
yeah i enjoy my job
what do you do for fun ?
i love to listen to music
what kind of music do you like ?
country is my favorite , you ?
i like the oldies . i do not listen to much music though .
what do you do then
i like watching old cartoons on tv . flintstones are my favorite .


unfortunately , my family lives across the country from me. i graduated with a business degree , and marketing is all that i really enjoyed. i would like to spend more time with my family. i am recent college graduate looking for a job in marketing. i like spending time with friends playing sports and going to country concerts.

i am a technician but i do not like it .
hello how are you today ?
i am cool and i have a dog
i keep pet rats i found at taco bell
i have a snake but i do not like spiders . maybe my snake can eat your rats .
maybe i can spend time with friends
but is it ok if i wear all black everyday ?
yeah that is cool , what is your favorite color ?
brown is my favorite color just like my tea every night .
i love red , reminds me of summer time .
yes summertime is fun nothing to worry
right i also like marketing .
why do you like marketing ?
so i can pay for my hot dogs
lol i just remember something when you said hot dogs .
was it about my business degree ?


i am a vegan. my favorite music is country. i love my job. i love all animals. i used to work as an actress.

hi , i love different types of dances , what do you like ?
i am a bit of a workaholic , my job is my true love and also animals !
that is good to know , i also love animals , do you have any pets
i have two dogs , and they sometimes come on set with me !
great , i have cats as my pet and i have 3 of them .
we should hangout sometime , i can bring the dogs they are friendly
sure . do you have any siblings ?
i do not actually , do you ?
no , same here . just a lone child in the family
do you listen to country music ? it is my favorite .
yup , i do listen sometime . but my favorite is dancing
you would be good to have in one of my shows that i act in .
also , i love to travel around the world to visit different places . . .
where is the best place you have visited ?


i have never lost a fight. i am in a motorcycle club. i am a grown woman. i have more then 10 tattoos.

hello how are you doing ?
i am doing well just getting out this weekend with the club .
which club were you with ?
i am in a motorcycle club ? do you have any hobbies ?
i work on my farm and herd the cattle . takes up a lot of time .
that is interesting , a real life cow boy !
yup ! would love to ride a motorcycle though that sounds exciting .
its great . but our club is a little intense .
how so ? life is quiet out here in michigan .
well like me we all have a lot of tattoos and fight for fun .
yikes . i do not think my wife would like me getting into fights .
i am a grown woman , my husband cannot tell me what to do haha !


i live in nashville. i play music in my spare time. i work in academia at a local university. i am committed to the environment.

hello how are you today ?
i am well enjoy my hot lemon tea in nashville
sounds nice , right now i am overseas on a military base 12343
thank you for protecting us . i work at a university .
do not thank me , its easy as pie . i get a different woman every night and beer too
in academia an i am deeply connected to environment
that is boring lets talk about me more since i am the best
you are not an when i am free i listen to music .
my one son who is more entertaining . i had him at 25 which was right now
oh okay then i cannot wait to leave .
now getting back to me , i was a wrestler in my youth
you are pretty rude this can end immediately .
i am not rude , i am just talking about me which is awesome
too you it may seem but to me . . .


i have a severe phobia of wide open spaces. i have been published in the new yorker magazine. as a child , i won a national spelling bee. i am a gourmet cook. i have perfect pitch.

do you greet people that you hate ?
i suppose that there is no one for me to greet that i hate .
i hate our neighbors but mum forces me to greet them
annoying , i am sure . i get along well with my neighbors .
i hate their arrogance and they think with money they have it all .
i am sure money does afford them much . but they should be kind to you .
they keep on showing off and ant us to bend for them every time
try to avoid them . if it were me , i would bake them a pie .
yes , i do not go to their home but my mum does not like it
my pies are actually quite well known , you may have seen a recipe or photo .
what type of pies do you bake ?
all kinds ! mostly with berries . my recipe has been published .
they do not want cheap things they are luxurious
ah i see . well i must say i too want luxurious things sometimes .


i am a senior citizen. i have 4 children. my husband was a career soldier. my grandchildren range in age from 30 to 7.

hi how are you ? what are you up to this morning ?
fine just figuring out what to get my grandchildren for christmas
sorry no help here no kids for me , not married yet .
i cannot get them all the same present their ages go from 7 to 30 !
wide range how about a puppy or 2 . i have 1 her name is lily
my 2 sons and my 2 daughters are all getting their children puppies too
oh so then you need something different . i can check with the doc tomorrow
what will the doc tell you ?
that is where i work . and she has lots of kids . she will have ideas .
did you follow in your fathers footsteps careerwise ?
no i am nuts about dogs . so i work at the vets office
none of my children followed in my husbands footsteps to a military career
my boyfriend is in the military . he bought me beautiful lilies tonight
my husband was a soldier . i buy him flowers on remembrance day
i love lilies . what is your favorite flower ?
lilies and roses . its a tie


i used to be a nurse. i like to make bagels. i am a cartographer. i like to paint outdoors.

hello how are you doing ?
hi ! i am doing well , how are you ?
i am well . enjoying the break from working at the cable company . whats your job ?
i am a retired nurse . now i make maps paint in my garden
i wish i could paint no talent . if i could , i would paint at the beach .
oh you do not need talent to paint ! practice makes the difference .
i have tried but i am just no good . i think my dog has more talent than me .
haha ! what kind of dog do you have ? i love dogs .
he is a shih tzu named george . he is adorable . do you have any ?
oh my gosh ! not anymore , but we used to have a shiatzu named buddy .
what a coincidence ! i am sorry you do not have him any more .
its alright , he was a good dog we enjoyed each other . are you on lunch ?
nah , i have weekends off .
oh , silly me . i lost track of the days . tends to happen when you are retired !
well , have a great rest of your sunday !
thanks , nice chatting with you ! give george a head rub for me !


i work for a large company. i like to eat food. i listen to rock music. i drive a fast car. i dream of winning the lottery.

yo ! whats up . i just came back from buying a new bed . finally
hey good for you ! we cannot live like animals sleeping on the floor
true . especially after having knee surgery
that blows . can you still drive though ? i would die without my car
i can now . ca not wait to drive my new mustang i got for graduation
oh you are a ford guy ? i have a dodge charger but i want a hellcat
hellcat ? whats that . i hope it big because at 7 feet tall i am limited . . .
its a dodge with crazy engine . comes with a special key to access more hp
that cool . i wonder if they have dodge in japan . i am going there to play basketbal
japan huh ? they have awesome food . if i won the lotto i would totally go there
if i play . but at least i will get good wusih
i think my company has a location in japan . maybe i should go there anyway
you should . i bet being so tall i will stick out like a sore thumb
yeah but you would always be able to see the band at concerts
ha ! true . i hear there is a band called numa numa that is crazy
was not that a song ? at least japans got a solid rock scene


i like to listen to rap music. my favorite artist is 2pac. my favorite song is california love. i drive a fast car. my car is black.

hello
hello . how are you ?
i am good and you ?
i am good . just listening to music . what type do you like ?
mostly jazz
i like rap music . i turn in up driving in my car
2 pac or the newer stuff ?
i love 2pac . california love is my fav . how about you ?
i like the 90s rap better than todays crap
yes i agree . so do you drive or ride the bus ?
i drive . hbu ?
yes i drive a black mustang gt . pretty fast . how about you ?


i go to a catholic high school in new england. i plan to raise hell and sew my wild oats. i have lived a very sheltered life. i am 17. i m about to go off to college at a very liberal school soon.

hello tell me about yourself
well age is 17 and i go to a catholic school in new england and you ?
i like iced coffee , jazz , going to lake michigan , karate and shrimp
neato i will be going to a more liberal school soon
that is cool what are you going to study ?
animation . i grew up sheltered buy i am going to sew my wild oats !
laugh out loud sew oat that is funny
i suppose so . what are your hobbies ?
i like playing the saxophone
oh is it difficult to learn how ?
very much but i learned when i was younger
that is awesome i enjoy playing piano
when did you learn how to play ?
my nana taught me when i was way younger
nana do you happen to be hispanic ?
i am ! what about you ?


my mother worked for apple. my favorite genre of music is rock. i am diabetic. i have never been employed.

hi how are you tonight ?
i am doing good . yourself ?
not too bad was an exhausting day at work
i have never held a job .
are you an outgoing person ?
somewhat . i go to a lot of rock concerts .
cool i am not really outgoing i am pretty reserved
do you like rock music ?
yes its good . do you have kids ?
no , i could never afford them .
me either i never had any
i suffer from diabetes so kids could be rough on that front .
i understand . do you have corrected vision to ?
no , they do not go hand in hand .


i work as a police officer. i don t like broccoli. i like to play video games. i have 2 dogs.

hey how is your day ?
hello where do you work at ?
i am in school right now , hoping to go to japan , you ?
my day is great , i am sitting at home playing video games
anime video games ? they are my favorite .
my 2 dogs keep distracting me
what kind of dogs do you have ?
my mom made broccoli last night , i hate that stuff
that is gross i prefer japanese food , and anime .
i have a mutt and a german shepard he is my police dog i am a cop
maybe you can help me with learning japanese ?
are you from japan ? what do you there ?
i am not but i want to visit i love the culture .
i am sorry i know nothing about the japanese language
i am disappointed sir , what are you up to ?
maybe you could try and play some japanese video games and learn some phrases


my hair is very long. i hate cooking. my mom lives with me. i enjoy video games. i have a boyfriend who lives in italy.

what is up ! ? how are you this morning
hey i am good how are you ?
old and tired . haha oh and i am 35 and still single . lame right ? ll
maybe you are just waiting for your soulmate
maybe who knows . i teach japanese . came over from japan bout 10 years ago
that is great i love japan , i have always wanted to go , my parents have been
yea its a neat place . very pretty . my accent is still horrible
my mom still has her accent i love it
haha you should hear me say hippopotamus
do you still speak japanese ?
oh yea . very fluently . i teach it
in a school ? or privately


i like to play video games. i play guitar on my free time. i live alone. i am a scientist. i am an amateur chef who cooks 5 different cuisines.

hey , what is going on ?
talking with you silly playing nfl game
madden ? i play that with friends , we also play sports and go to country concerts
play music as well on the street for money and like to be alone
i am alone too , my family lives far across the country , i wish i saw them more
i enjoy to learn i need to walk to red box
i like learning too , i just graduated , bachelors degree in business , but i liked marketing better
yeah just want to pick up nba nfl getting old
maybe you should find a job , i am looking for one , but nba is fun too
play music on street for tips to ease my mind
that sounds like fun , easy way to make money
yes anyway hope your day goes well
ok yea , me too ! enjoy your video games
i like sports and yes do you ?
yes , football and basketball , i guess like you
science and living alone makes me want to go out more to meet friends


i grew up in kentucky. i have a garden. i am a veteran. i like to read.

i love to shop online . hello ?
good morning ! that sounds fun . where are you from ?
does not matter when i shop online . what about you ?
good point . i come from kentucky but live in new york now . hobbies ?
keeping myself looking good by checking my appearance throughout the day .
sounds good . i read a lot of books . do you like the outdoors ?
no . i stay in a lot . people always look at me when i am out .
that sounds annoying . what do you do ?
i use my trust fund to buy a lot of stuff from vendors online . you ?
retired , i was in the marines . now i spend a lot of time in the garden .
i was not in the marines , but i am fabulous .
great ! where did you grow up ?
it does not matter . but what about you ?
rural kentucky . what sort of music do you like ?
anything i can dance to while i look in a full length mirror . i bet you like country .
not a huge fan , the full length mirror sounds fun .


i have 3 science classes. i just started college. i work part time in the campus library. i am living at home but hope to live in the dorms next year. i commute by bus.

hello ! tell me about yourself , i need something to write about
hey there ! well , i just started classes in college and work part time at the campus library
that sounds fun . what classes are you taking ?
i am taking 2 science classes . i am wondering if i should just move on campus
that would not be horrible . i used to work in a book store on campus
yes , well right now i have catch the bus . maybe i will do dorms next year
i liked my dorm in college . that is where i started my tea addiction .
we have been studying tea in one of my 3 science classes !
haha that is hilarious ! learn anything i should know about ?
yeah , its not looking good for you my friend
oh no . what is so bad about it ?
it stains your teeth , and is generally unhealthy for you
well i can deal with stained teeth . how is it unhealthy ?
we are still studying it further , but it turns out as you said , it is addicting
yeah . that is very true . it also probably does not help that they have it in art museums
so what else do you enjoy ?


my parents own a business that i am now running. my favorite place to travel is jamaica. i am traveling to barbados next month. i am a travel agent.

hi there , how are you ?
i am good thanks for asking
awesome . you a fan of youtube ?
yes i am its very entertaining
i am on youtube a lot because i have a channel of my own .
what kind of videos do you do ?
mostly practical jokes , lol .
those are always the funniest
agreed ! whats your favorite animal ?
i would have to say dogs
cool . dolphins are my favorite by far .
what do you do for a living ?
nice . i work for my fathers advertising agency .
what city are you from ?


i enjoy taking walks. i drive a honda civic. i have three children. i am named after my grandmother. my best friend lives down the street.

how are you doing today
good afternoon how are you
i am great . i was just drinking pepsi and eating cookies .
i drive a blue civic
i only like toyota vehicles
walking is my favorite past time
i am too fat to walk
i live so close to my best friend
who is your best friend
i have my grand mothers name
was that planned or just by chance
i love my three children
you have a lot of kids
yes it was planned for sure
what is it like with so many kids
a very long and busy life


i am a youtuber. my car is pink. my dad is an airline pilot. i make videos about makeup.

hello , how are you doing today ?
fine i do youtube videos about bacon
that is interesting . i do not watch many things on youtube .
well its a branch from making make up tutorials
from makeup to bacon , quite a long branch !
yeah especially when my car is as pink as barbie
speaking of cars , have you ever driven a stick shift ?
yeah but its not my speed luckily my dad is a pilot
that is cool , my dad is a police officer .
yeah he too is rarely home growing up
i grew up in virginia , where did you grow up ?
chicago but we lived in new york for a bit
those are big cities ! do you still live in a big city ?
yeah just way south in florida
that is a big change . do you like the weather down there ?
it is a different site but oreo loves it


i already have 3 children. i will be on bed rest for the next 5 months. i found out that i am carrying twins. i have thrown up every day for the last 3 months with morning sickness.

hi . my name is tara . you ?
hi there i am bob
i like guys and girls , but i have never yet kissed a woman .
i just learned i am having twins
impressive for a guy named bob kidding i know what you meant lol
you are funny i love it
funny and organized . i arrange my canned goods alphabetically .
i have had morning sickness for 3 months
bob , you are starting to worry me lol .
i am also concerned seeing as i have had 3 kids previously
please tell me bob is short for roberta and not robert .
bob is bob haha , doc said bed rest
oh bob . i believe i can achieve anything but that . . . you topped me .
i like it on top
this chat is the best i have had . better than when i watch jimmy fallon at night .
ha , that is funny , you are too much


i go to craft shows on the weekends. i design jewelry when i have spare time. my favorite book is the bible. during the week , i work as a barista.

hi how are you today ?
hello , i am doing great . finished up my shift at the coffee shop .
i just finished my day too , i am a nurse .
i am also a jewelry designer , that is my first love .
my first loves are my 3 children .
when i have kids , i am going to follow the bible for parenting advice .
i think that is great ! right now i am struggling with being bipolar .
that is hard . do you go to therapy ?
i do . its not really helping much . do you like greek food ?
i do not , i prefer italian .
i absolutely love hummus and pita bread !
i love fries and cheeseburgers . i wish we had an in n out here .
i used to love in and out burger too !
i wish they would come to my area . all we have is sonic .


i live alone. i have over 4000 friends on facebook. i haven t spoken to my family in years. formal situations make me uncomfortable. i enjoy hitchhiking.

hi i am tonia , i became a professional handicapped horse racer
cool ! . would you like to be my friend on facebook ? i have over 4000 now !
wow . i want to open my own teaching program for horse racing . that is my dream
interesting . do you have any family to support you in that ?
my dream is to own my own stable and raise at least ten horses .
horse races seem fun . but people get dressed up , might be to formal .
i have made over 90 k on trifecta bets this year
cool . my last roommate made a lot of money . but i live by myself now
that is awesome to hear
thanks . i met him hitchhiking . closest thing to family i have had in years .
oh wow ! that is awesome ! ! i am prepping for my next race
cool ! when is that ?
two weeks from now , i have a feeling i am gonna win
you have a good attitude about it !
i do and i tend to stay positive about it
that is good ! you have a winning spirit . i think you will do well .


pink is my favorite color. i enjoy being alone. my mother is dead. i am a yoga instructor.

hey how are you today ?
i am a little lonely today
i love to listen to britney spears . she helps with loneliness while i swim .
oh my mothers name was britney ! she passed away recently
condolences . my bathing suit is pink . best color in the world .
wow ! that is my favorite color too ! i am a yoga instructor , all my equipment is pink .
yoga is fun . after a day in the pool it is pasta pasta pasta . my favorite .
i enjoy swimming , its the only time i get to be alone and i enjoy that .
yes it relaxing . yoga outside on the beach is the best . outside is the best .
agree ! helps to be alone and relax
it most definitely is . it gets rid of all the stress .
we have a lot in common , love pink , physically active . how ironic


my favorite animal is a monkey. i am good at throwing parties. i enjoy talking to strangers. i love honey.

how are you doing today
i am good and you
i am great . i was listening to my opera .
to your opera did you sing ?
i do sometimes . i like to eat steak while listening usually
nice do you ever eat honey
sometimes on my rolls and bread
do you have any pets
i do not . do you ?
i do not but i love monkeys
would you ever get a pet monkey ?
i would love to if i can get the permits
i did not know that you needed a permit
yeah they are exotic animals
i did not know that
yeah you can not just take monkeys everywhere


paps likes to go mushroom hunting. i sing in the school chorus. grandma makes jewelry. i have a brown belt in karate. i live with my paps and grandma.

hi , i am a factory worker , and you ?
i am a karate instructor and love it
i always get to work early as i do everything .
i have earned a brown belt and also like to sing in the choir
wow , those are opposites i think ll
yeah for sure ! i also like helping my grandmother make jewelry in my spare time
i like to be a jokester , but i am not very good at it .
i love a good joke or comedy movie
my biggest aspiration is to be a changer of the world .
great goal to have ! i enjoy going mushroom hunting with my paps
what kind of mushrooms are yall looking for ? lol
you have to be very careful because they can be poisonous paps knows it all
that is true well got to go , take care
have a good evening and stay safe


i have a big beard. my hobbies include pillaging and fine dining. its cold where i live. i like to go fishing on my viking boat.

hi , hey , hello , hey ! off school for today ! how are you ?
we do not have time for school . i have a boat to carve
carve ? that is so cool ! out of wood ? what kind of wood , where , why ?
winter is coming and i will make a boat for my viking tribe .
a viking ! have a helmet ? all i have is braces that i haaaaate my mom for .
honor your mom and when you are grown and bearded you look good
lol i cannot pull a beard . i should eat less though . too many carbs bad viking
we like meat but carbs good for winter .
noon meat ! i wanna be a vet . i draw ponies all day on my binder lol
draw ? i can draw a sword . soon take the boat to the new land
bring me on the boat ! people say i talk too much but i can talk to you .
but can you pillage . gold is fine but silver works
i wear lots of gold but i should not since it makes me look old .
old is a place of honor . gold is a sign of a good warrior


i like to watch make up tutorials in youtube. i have reached 50k subscribers !. recently i started a youtube channel where i share make up tutorials too. i started taking beauty classes too. through them i have learned to make up myself and others.

hey , you no i am so disappointed with everyday life .
why are you disappointed with life ? do you have things you like to do ?
my family hates me because i quit college . i would like to be a dog or bear .
did you not like your classes ? i am taking beauty classes which i really enjoy .
i want to be an artist . i love to paint to classical music .
can you go to art school ? i create makeup tutorials and post them to youtube .
that sounds cool . i want to get into a nasa program and maybe live in space .
i thought nasa was really cutting back , so good luck to you .
i have to try . are you going to be a beautician ?
yes i would like to do something along that line . we will see when i graduate .
i hope you graduate and get to do what you wish .
thanks . i hope you are feeling better about life !


i like to eat cheetos. i like to ski. my wife does not like me anymore. i have went to mexico 4 times this year. i hate mexican food.

how are u doing tonight
i am doing well . just eating a bag of cheetos .
yummy mine and my kids favorite
my wife hates me . hopefully you have a good relationship with your spouse .
i do hy does your wife hate u
because i went to mexico four times this year .
oh damn that sucks
i do not know why i go . i do not even like mexican food . lol
well u better figure out how to fix it
i know . might have to take her skiing .
u might have to to fix things
we both enjoy skiing . at least we have one thing in common .


i drive a bmw. i am single. i am in debt. i love to shop.

i really miss my mom and dad . they live so far away .
did you move away , or did they ?
i went to college in california . they live in new york .
oh , that is quite the distance ! , do you drive or fly to visit
not much . too expensive . i have a lot of friends . we play soccer a lot .
soccer is fun , i have a problem with money . i love to spend !
i am going into marketing . people like you with money to spend are my bread and butter .
see that is the thing , i do not have the money to spend , but i still spend .
you should see a financial advisor . do you work ?
yes . but only as a bartender . i am a college student
what are you majoring in ?
i want to be an rn
you will have a lot of money some day . nurses earn top dollar .
that would be cool , but having money requires me to not be in debt .
my student loan debt is huge ! i plan to pay it off quick .
i owe a lot of money , my car is a bmw .


i wear a red purse. i like to wear red. i like to wear red shoes also. i drive a red car.

hello , how are you doing today ?
fine i am wearing my favorite red dress to the bacon ball
bacon ball ? that sounds strange . what is it ?
a bacon enthusiast and appreciation event my car is candy apple red
so you love bacon and the color red i take it ?
my purse for the event is red too
i like a lot of different colors , but i guess my favorite would be teal .
i only own black heels not red . . sigh
i am sure you will still look so fantastic !
thank you red is my color some say i am obsessed
it sounds like you might be !
i did not go full red til my divorce
i am sorry to hear about that . i am not married .
its ok hopefully oreo my dog can maybe break my red color she is a puppy
oh i love puppies ! is this your first ?
no second i foster dogs to keep busy


madonna is my all time favorite. lady gaga is my current favorite singer. i go to at least 10 concerts a year. i love music.

hi there i love winter whats your favorite season ?
music season ! omg i love going to summer concerts
nice , one day i plan on touring iceland the fresh air moves my soul
madonna moves my soul all the way . i love seeing her in concert !
i agree music helps me write better i am learning cursive at the moment
music totally makes life way easier . how many concerts do you go to a year ?
i try to go as much as possible as of today i have been to 40
i go to like , 10 a year . at least . gonna see gaga soon .
nice i try to make every day interesting so discovering new music has helped
what hobbies do you enjoy besides music ? which i love !
i freelance photography and collect pop figurines . . you ?
cool . have you ever photographed a concert ?
yes i have a few times once was sean mendes
omg how cool are you right now ! you should try to photograph lady gaga .
she is never within decent driving time but i may try one day anything but t swift
yeah she isn t so great . not like madonna at all .


i wish i could speak another language. i sit on my computer for several hours a day. i enjoy learning about other cultures. i watch foreign movies and tv shows.

hi how are you today ?
very well , thank you . how is yours ?
i am alright but i am so lonely
i am too . i spend most of my time sitting in front of the computer
do you shop online then ?
mostly trying to learn english as i am a esl person
very cool . i made kids books
that sounds very enjoyable . maybe those would be easy for me to read
yeah . do you love anyone ?
no not at the moment . i live vicariously through foreign movies and tv
i do not thing love is real either do not worry
would you like to learn about other cultures with me ?
that does sound nice i am alone
lets do it ! any culture you want to start with first ?
surprise me oh cultured one
i am thinking about maybe the italian culture


my favorite food is pizza. i love cars. i like to role play. i do not like animals.

hello , how are you doing today ?
i am ok . enjoying a slice of pizza which is the best food ever !
indeed . everyone loves pizza . except my sister in law .
my sister in law and i both have a dislike for animals .
that is strange , most people love animals
my passion is cars . dogs and cats fur is not good inside of them .
i see . do you have a job ? i have never had a job before .
i babysit kids . i love to watch them role play with each other . so fun !
have you ever had botox or plastic surgery ?
if i could afford it , i would try botox . my wrinkles are not good .
i think its time for me to get botox . do you like fashion shows ?
not really but i do enjoy fashion . like looking at it in magazines .


i shop online , too much. i live alone. i do not believe in love. i like to drink. i write childrens books.

hi ! how are you today ?
fine , how do find the weather ?
just lovely ! my dog and i love taking walks in this weather
i love it too and going to take a walk on the beach .
if i had the money i would travel and maybe even to the beach
i can pay for you if you are willing to accompany me .
sure ! you seem like a great person so far !
i just like meeting new people , have fun and dine with them .
mmm i love food . i sometimes make match houses at restaurants
every one loves to eat unless they are sick .
that is true haha i had a big lunch today
i had a simple lunch so that i make my supper heavy after beach .


i love the colors yellow and teal. my favorite movie is dirty harry. i am a mortician. i collect stamps.

hello ! you are speaking to the former national spelling bee champion .
very cool ! and you are speaking to a professional mortician .
do you like what you do for a living ?
i would rather be collecting some stamps , but it pays the bills .
you can mail your bills with the stamps .
yes , i love to put them on teal and yellow envelopes . makes them stand out .
i do not like standing out . specifically in open spaces .
me neither . i would rather stay in and watch dirty harry .
what is dirty harry ? never heard of it .
a good movie . so , you have anxiety ?
yes . i like staying inside places i am familiar .
home is always nice . my boyfriend suffers from that too . i know it can be difficult .
it is , but from staying in i have become a pretty good cook .
that is cool . you are going to make me hungry if we start talking about food . haha .


i like fast food too much. i need certain medications to live. i like the band queens of the stone age. i have won an olympic medal.

what are you planning to do today ?
what type of food do you like
pickles and ice cream . i am pregnant so i like weird food
i understand that how far along are you
i am 3 months along . i am carrying twins !
well my twins are 13 and i have a week year old son
that is so great . congrats on new baby . i have 3 kids other than these
the twins would definitely keep you on your toes
i am nervous . i am so young ! only 26
you will be fine i was only 17
my first kid was at 15 . i am getting tired of the morning sickness right now
how long have you been doing this
3 months . but the next 5 i will be on bed rest
i am new on here
oh it is definitely worth it if you know what to do
how do you build out the gate