my friend likes cartoons like south park. i like simple jokes. i like the flintstones. i prefer the simpler times.

hello , how are you tonight ?
hi ! i am good ! just sitting in the silence and enjoying it . you ?
i am feeling pretty down tonight . i wanted something really bad , yet failed terribly .
oh no ! i am so sorry . what was it ?
i went to an audition for something i have dreamed about , but freaked out .
would a joke cheer you up ? i like simple ones .
sure , that would be great !
here goes , i will say . knock knock
oh , i like these . . . . who is there ?
the cave dwelling , car driving , guy named fred from a cartoon .
i loved that show as a child ! fred who ?
i cannot remember but it was back during simpler times .
lol . i hope i can remember this next time i am in front of an audience .
it was a sad attempt but i like the simpler ones and prefer old cartoons
i love the music in old cartoons . i enjoy singing the songs when i am alone .
my friends watch south park and cartoons like it . i do not like them .


i am currently working on a project that involves bitcoins. i decided to quick my job and travel for a couple of months. my favorite food is pizza. i love to dance salsa.

hey , jefferson here , how are you ?
hey there pretty good , yourself
i am doing well , what do you think about dogs ?
they are cool , not heavy into animals
i personally think dogs could read if we trained them .
haha possibly , i take you like animals ?
yeah , i have a bunch of pet iguanas with sassy names .
that is good , i am working on a bitcoin project , what you do for living
just a bunch of odd jobs , i do not have much money
i invested in bitcoin at right time worked out , well you can always make money
that is great , i bet you could adopt a lot of animals with that money .
yes i guess i could , i focus more on humans if i donate vs animals
have you donated anything yet ?
o yeah over 100k to hurricane victims
wow that is very noble that was a terrible tragedy .
yes very very , i also volunteered


i am a mom with two sons and a husband. my parents taught me to find inspiration in the world. i live in a house with a yard. since my dog died i am incomplete.

hi how are you today ?
good morning ! hope you are having a wonderful day !
i am good as well . but the weather lately is giving me allergies
aw that is too bad . try clarita ! it clears my two sons and husband right up ?
it does not help that i live right on a pig farm
do you have any other animals ?
yes . all sorts of farm animals .
nice ! any puppies ? my dog just passed away . it is tearing me up .
aww that is very sad . i am sorry .
maybe it will be ok . my parents taught me to see the cup half full .
do you live in the city ?
no . my house has a great yard that my dog loved to play in .
sometimes , i wish i can go live in the city
i would not like that . my dog would want lots of space !


i play for the philadelphia eagles. i play quarterback. this is my second year in the league. this season , i will become a playoff quarterback. last season i was just getting started.

hi , how are you doing today ?
fine what do you do for a living ?
i design clothes , and i make a decent amount for living , you ?
you are talking to the second year quarterback for the philadelphia eagles
i feel like i should be amazed but i am not .
well . i am awful special and this year we are going to the playoffs
how long have you been playing ? i have no interest in sports .
second year how long in the dress design business
how did you get into it ? and for awhile now , i love the profit .
i was just naturally gifted and just really special
do you get pay for playing the games ?
huge pay . i am the most important person on the team
do you make enough to support your family ?
yes each family member owns a seperate house .


i love mexican food. i love the summer. i work at a animal clinic. i have two kids i enjoy being on social media.

hi how are you today
i am great , how are you ? just finishing my mexican food .
nachos are my favorite ! !
always a good choice . so what do you do ?
i do play d and d on my spare time when i am not working .
not sure what that is . i pretty much stalk others on social media .
i have this belief that dragons are real !
i work at a vet , but we do not have any dragons .
makes sense , i do not like to talk to people too much , so i avoid social media .
that is sad . i have 2 kids , so i have to talk to others .
then you do not have much of a choice ! ll
exactly . hopefully you will have kids one day so you can chat .
maybe ! who knows what the future holds !
what else are you into ?


i started at google on an internship. i live in seattle. i am a software engineer. i work at google.

hello , i am currently driving trucks in the south .
i have been at google a long time
i can not work at google because i own three kids .
you own 3 kids . i have days off
i wish i had days off because hot wings are the love of my life .
i am a resident of settle
where is settle ? my life started in a trailer park .
i am sorry . i meant seattle
where is a seattle ? singing in this lame church choir right now .
choir is not lame . and seattle is up north .
very lame . my three kids are lame .
i think you have a not so good attitude
your attitude is that of a chicken wing .
good because i like chicken wings
let us eat chicken wings and pray .
you go do that . i hope you have a great day


i grew up in the upstate. i went to college and graduated few years ago. my father used to work for a bank. now i also work at a bank.

hi how are you doing
hi how are you i am fine
i am good are you into fitness
not really i grew up upstate and never really did much .
i like to go for a run when i wake up it really energizes me
running is hard , i like sitting that is why i work at my local bank .
i work at a candy company i need to excercise after eating candy
my father died , too much excercise , he used to work at the the same bank i do .
that is so sad are you married
she died too we grew up together upstate , she died from too much excercise aswell
oh wow i guess you would be afraid of excercise
yeah ever since my mom died from exercising . then my dog got ran over my a bicyclist


i have a family of three daughters. i am a woman. my daughters say i am a great mother. my mother is an immigrant from saudi arabia.

i am so tired of my brother
sorry to hear that , what happened ?
he pretends he is a viking and it drives me nuts
that sounds annoying . i do not have men in my family so it is hard to imagine .
i moved to oregon to get away
my mother immigrated here from saudi arabia to get away from men , i understand .
that is cool . what color are your nails ?
clear right now . my daughter is coming over later to paint them .
paint them green like mine
maybe i will , i like green .
we could match . i do not match with many people in the attic .
do you live in an attic ?
yes i do , it is beautiful .
how interesting , i am glad you like it .


i can say the alphabet backwards. i lost my job as a banker a month ago. i am a redhead. i got engaged to be married in paris , france. i ve danced since i was two.

hello , how are you tonight ?
well i am in paris , france and i am engaged to be married . so i am great !
that is so cool . my brother and i own a food truck .
i was a banker but a month ago lost that job
that is horrible , do you need a job immediately ?
no since i was two i have danced so i will do that
oh , okay . do you like to go to the park ?
no but the alphabet ? i can say it backwards !
really ? that is awesome . do you know how to surf ?
no i do not but maybe one day .
i could teach you if you want , my brother taught me when our parents died .
ok do you teach redheads that is what color my hair is
mine is too , when i am not dying it blond .
is it hard to learn to surf
no , it is easy once you learn how to keep your balance on the board .
should i wear sun block ? i am fair skinned


i m learning to play the guitar. i like to go fishing. i m a college drop out. my favorite music is jimi hendrix.

hi i am tanya i love to swim in my lake
oh that is fun , i love to fish in lakes
i been to every state but alaska it is not bacon friendly
oh that is impressive ! and i love bacon
yeah i plan on traveling the world especially italy home of bacon
oh that sounds amazing . . i dropped out of college to travel
i miss my grandpas cabin in the woods
oh that sounds very nice . . i love being in the woods
it is where i learned paddle board
i have never done that , looks hard
it takes practice and no fear of falling
lol , well i am pretty clumsy
i do not worry i first tried in a foam pit
oh that is a great idea ! do you enjoy guitar ?
i stink playing bass i tried several times
i am trying to learn guitar now . . some jimi hendrix


i like to drink at bars with friends. i love dogs. i have a sleeve of tattoos. i have 4 dogs and i spend all my time with them. i am a photographer.

hello ! how are you doing tonight ?
hey , i am good just got back from the bar with some friends . you ?
just got back from dance class . got a competition coming up .
that is cool . good luck . i photograph dancers sometimes .
nice . maybe you can be our teams photographer one day . got to talk to teach though .
yeah that would be cool . do you have any tattoos ?
no . i am just 15 . parents would kill me .
oh i get that . i have a full sleeve . my mom hates it .
nice ! maybe when i am older . now its disney movies for me .
disney movies are fun . i always enjoyed lady and the tramp . dogs are my favorite .
little mermaid has always been my favorite . ariel is awesome .
yeah disney is great . i named my 4 dogs after disney characters .
really ! cool . what are their names ?
goofy , mickie , pluto , and donald . we spend a lot of time together .


i am a veteran. i have a garden. my favorite book is enders game. i like to read.

hey , tell me a little bit about yourself !
okay i would like that
go on then , tell me a little bit about yourself !
i like to play with my wife at night
cool ! so where are you from ?
the philippines and iowa been in the philippines for the last 7 years
nice , what do you do for work ?
no work just the hits that is all i need
i see , i am a volunteer at my local animal shelter .
well this good work . i am a veteran and i have a gardan
thank you for your service ! do you grow any vegetables ?
some and thank you i also kike to read my favorite is endar game


i enjoy playing with edged weapons. i like watching videos of surgery. my favorite ice cream is pistachio. traveling and making friends is something i find delightful. britney spears is a wonderful singer who really touches me.

i come from a long line of tall people but i am shortest in my family .
that is really weird , i love pistachio ice cream
i am six feet tall but that is considered short compared to all of them .
that is crazy , i play with edged weapons
ice cream is good and its a little cooler up here for us tall people .
i travel a lot and i make friends along the way .
i do not have weapons . i would rather dance with my friends . not stab them .
lol i think britney spears is the best singer in the world
i like going to school . that is where i meet all of my friends .
i am studying to be a surgeon , that is why i watch surgery videos
but nobody ever heard britney sing . pop singers are not what they appear .
well i think she has a wonderful voice
i like going to school but i do not have steady hands so no surgery for me .
where are you from ? i am from chicago


i have a puppy named tiki. i love music of the 1980s , especially the pretenders. i studied early childhood education in college. i am a kindergarten teacher.

hello , i am 35 years old , a hs teacher from japan
hello ! i am also a teacher . i teach kindergarten in the us .
i teach japanese and drawing classes . are you single ?
i am . do you like music ?
i do , i love all kind of music , it makes me learn the language better .
i love the music of the 1980s . my favorite band is the pretenders . do you know them ?
i unfortunately do not , i only came here in 2007
ah , i see . do you have any pets ?
i do not have any pets , i also do not have a gf either
that is too bad . i have a puppy , sometimes he is better than a gf .
what kind of a puppy is it ?
he is a cocker spaniel . his name is tiki
that is a cute name . what do you do as a hobby ?
i like to hike in the mountains . what about you ?
i like working out , and drawing
those are very good hobbies !


i enjoy golfing. i love my work and just got promoted. i am married with three kids. i work for a large law firm.

i like being by myself , wear pink all the time and i teach yoga . you ?
i love golfing and i work at a law firm .
wow ! you married ? i am .
i am married . how do you manage your alone time if your married ?
when we get together its always new . it works ! what type of law office ?
i work corporate . i do no really like getting in the middle of drama .
neither do i ! i met my husband in 10th grade . any children ?
i have 3 . i do not get to spend much time with them due to my hours .
hmmm . what kind of corporate law keeps you from your children ?
the hours keep me away from my children . i tend to work 80 plus hours
i see . you will regret that later . you have all boys or all girls ?
how many kids do you have ? i have all boys .
no children . i myself am a only child . you sing ?
only when i wack myself with my gold club by accident . . .


i sometimes spend too much money at the casino. my mom is a palm reader in new orleans. i once met a man i still believe was a vampire. my favorite food is shrimp.

hell , are you a music fan ?
yeah i like all kinds of music
me to , mostly rock but i really like justin timberlake a lot
he is good i listen to a lot of jazz since i am from new orleans
i am from kentucky myself , not much to do except ride horse and listen to music
those are both nice things to do . do you work
i teach piano horse back riding when my two boys are at school
that is nice i want to have kids one day
it is a full time job when they are home , but it is worth it
it sounds like that especially with horses
yes but we do go camping once a month to get away
wheres your favorite place to camp
a nice spot near the smokey mountains , it is breathtaking
wow i need to get up there and check it out


i grew up by the ocean. dogs are my favorite animal. i love to travel. i like to eat pizza. i enjoy cooking and baking.

hello , how are you doing ?
good , where did you grow up . i lived next to the sea .
i grew up in new york by the hudson river , i love water
right on . i visited manhattan last summer . it is an awesome city to see .
what is your favorite color ? mine is blue .
i do not have a favorite . i cannot pick one . what is your favorite animal ?
what kind of work do you do ? i am in finance andi love cats .
i am a chef and i train dogs . . . not at the same time of course .
i like to be creative and paint preferably with watercolors , dogs are cool too .
i do not think you like to paint with watercolors . i think your character does .
the only thing with painting i do not want to clean up afterwards i hate it , lol
i share the same feelings about cooking and baking .
oh but i do and i also love to rollerskate , and i like cooking as well .
what is your favorite food ? i make a mean homemade pizza .
there are so many things i like to do , i have a lot of hobbies
i would love to go rollerskating . but , where do you get good quality shoes ?


my name is nick. i don t like music. i have red hair. i have lots of friends. i like to ride my scooter.

hello i just turned 14 today
happy birthday ! what are you doing today
playing with my video games
do you ride a bike or scooter ?
swimming , it is how i get around mostly
love to ride my scooter . used to game not anymore though .
sports cars are my favorite
you swim to get around ? do you live in water world
i live in a fish tank
i am nick by the way . are you a dolphin .
i stay with the grandparents i am a mermaid
amazing . do you listen to music ?
sometimes what is your favorite fruit ?
can do that underwater . music is not my thing .
you could if you tried
strawberries are my favorite . love them .


i am studying to be a special education teacher. i kayak at the lake on weekends. i chew my nails. i was a navy brat and have attended 16 schools in 12 years.

i like being a scientist and i like living alone . i can play guitar all i want .
sounds fun ! on the weekends i kayak at the lake . what do you do ?
i play video games too but mostly guitar in what little free time i have .
do you chew your nails ? i do . it is such a bad habit .
no but playing video games at my age is maybe a worse habit .
how many schools have you attended ? navy brat here so i went to 16 .
two masters degrees . now i am helping to colonize mars and the moon .
cool ! i want to be a teacher for special education . so i am studying for it .
if i move to mars i will have plenty of free time to play guitar .
if you move to mars , can i visit ? i think it will happen one day .
yes and it will be good for your students . we can hook up live and teach them .
how soon in the future do you think this would happen ?
i am just enjoying my free time left here to play my guitar before i go .
what kind of video games do you play ?
atari . i still have my original atari i got on my 10th birthday and it works great .
what kind of guitar is it ?


i love to drive my car. i enjoy travel. i work in a factory. connor mcgreggor is my favorite fighter.

hi , what do you do for a living ?
i am a factory foreman
awesome . i work at a university . where do you live ?
i am in the midwest . how about you ?
i live outside of nashville tn
benn to nashville many times . do you have any hobbies ?
i play several instruments as a hobby . how about you ?
i love working on and driving my classic chevy
what color is your classic chevy ?
blue metal flake with white scallops . are you into cars ?
not that much . i like to go fast though . what else do you do on the weekends ?
my wife and i are constantly traveling around the country showing the car
i go to the farmer market alot .
we where just at one last saturday i bought cucumbers and onions
our farmers are bringing in a lot of tomatoes right now .
i am actually allergic to tomatoes


i write fiction for fun. i work in advertising. i have a golden retriever. my mother is dead.

hi whats up ? do you like animals ?
yes , i do . i have a dog . what about you ?
no pets but i like to volunteer at shelters a lot .
i got my golden retriever from a shelter . what else do you do ?
oh not much . i like to dance .
that is great . i write fiction in my free time . do you work ?
no . . . its hard to find jobs when you cant spell very good .
i have an advertising job . my building needs a window washer if you are interested
hm . . . do you think really long hair would be a problem for that job ?
you could braid it . my mom used to braid my hair before she died .
aw , how sweet . it reaches my knees ; i would have to put it in a bun .
i am sure it would look nice .
i wish i could find a job dancing , though .
what kind of dance ? exotic ?


i live with my wife and kids. i live near grand rapids , michigan. my name is william , but people call me bill. i own a small farm where i herd cattle. i have three beautiful dogs and one cat.

good afternoon , have you read the latest heather graham novel ?
no i have not , i have never been much of a reader .
romances are my favorite , easy to store in the cab of my dump truck .
my wife loves to read . i will have to suggest it .
i keep them in my prius too . habit from my army days as a tank driver .
that is interesting . where are you from ?
born and raised in ohio . how about you ?
i own a small farm in grand rapids michigan .
i have been there . very pretty in the fall .
yes it is , me , my wife , and kids love it here .
i do not have either , yet . i hope to have at least five kids .
i have two boys , they love helping out with the cattle on our farm .
that is so cute . do you take a lot of photographs ?
yes , i love taking pictures of my three dogs , my cat , and kids .


i walk three miles home every night. i work in fast food. i always wear something purple. i m looking for krav maga classes near my home.

hi how are you doing
great thank you . and yourself ?
i am good drinking my fifth cup of tea
i just finished a shift for a fast food restaurant near me .
is that where you work all the time
yes , i have no car so i walk home 3 miles every night .
oh no are you buying a new one
not right now , since the weather is nice , i like to walk .
ok where do you live
the great big city of new york .
that is nice i guess its a good place to walk
yes many people around all the time .
yeah and you can always take a subway
true . do you have a favorite color ?


i have a family of three daughters. i enjoy baking and cooking. i am a woman.

mia khalifa plays video games
i see
i rebuilt a diesel all day and was like damn
i taught my daughters how to bake some pie and cook a dish
why you always bring up yo daughters ? you know my baby mama cut me
that is just what i did today , its my passion . that is sad
coo coo , so whats up ?
not a lot , you have any plans this weekend ?
drink , drink , rebuild the nova , drink
wood drinking !
right ? my dog drinks too , you gonna roll or what .
yes
coo , i will be out front
ok sounds good , see you soon


i want to be a doctor. i play dungeons and dragons. i love the band van haven. i wear a lot of purple.

hi , read any good books lately ? i just finished hadean james latest .
actually i do not read much , except maybe scenarios for d d . ever played ?
no i have not , but i do like fantasy and sci fi books . and cook books on cupcakes .
haha . well who does not love cupcakes . you should try playing a character ! different experience
i will look into . maybe it would give me an excuse to die my brown hair blue . ll
there you go . then we could match . i love wearing purple . we would be intergalactic .
awesome ! so what are the best female characters ?
probably halflings . they are versatile and effective , and use their brain over braun .
that sounds like me ! ll . other than d d , what do you like ?
i am all about metal . . . love van haven . who do you listen to ?
i love classic rock . eagles , pink floyd , heart . heart is my favorite .
nice . heart is actually pretty awesome i have to admit . what do you do for school work ?


i sing in the church choir every sunday. i favorite brand of clothing is donna karen. i am an middle school teacher for 8th grade. i love to go to the symphony orchestra.

hello . how are you doing today ?
i am great . thanks . on fall break and loving it .
what are you on break from
i teach eighth grade at the middle school here in plantation . what do you do ?
i like to get into politics
oh boy me too . i prefer the symphony over everything else .
i like light music . it helps me get through my work at the office .
what kind of office is it that you work in ?
i work in customer service . i do not like it .
so sorry to hear that . i do not like mine either
i wish i could work in politics
what do you think of the president ?
i am not even going there
not enough time or space . lol
do you like to read at all
not really . i sing in the choir and love to shop . i sound shallow


food and water are essential to me in life. i like watching tv in my free time as well. i have been in 2 car crashes in my life. i like to play sports and get fresh air.

hello i enjoy veterans since i am a old veteran
hello . how are you doing today ?
i was born and raised in kentucky i am well thank you
that is nice . did you like it there ?
what are your hobbies i prefer to read alot
i like watching television when i have free time .
yes i did , where are you from
i also like to play sports a lot
sports are awesome , they promote team work
i agree . i am from the west coast .
enders game are awesome reads
i have never heard of that .
you should google it and check it out
i have crashed my cat twice in my life
well that is not good at all
i meant to say car by the way . i have no cats .


i like the taste of cheese. i hate to drive. i am younger then 46. i need to take 4 pills a day to live.

you like music ? i like to run to bruno mars i love him
i do like music ! i like country !
i have dogs 1 name bella 2 named billy
i love dogs ! so crazy about me , i take four pills daily just to live .
i have a car an its red
i detest driving ! ! ! i am almost 46 and have never driven
whoa really ? i work at the bank as an accountant
that is good , i am a teacher .
oh really ? that is cool where at ?
i teach at a middle school , 7th grade science .
cool , i bet the kids that age are something else
yes they sure can be ! they keep me on my toes !


i just bought a new house with my partner. i am gay. i live in portland , oregon. i like to make my own coffee.

hello , its mary ellen . sorry if i am grumpy , just finished my shift at aldis
hi mary ellen ! would you like me to make you some coffee ?
sure , hope it helps ! my kids are wearing me out . toddler and a six year old
i can help watch them ! i am in oregon though
haha , i am in metro detroit . that is a long commute !
it is , but i can take some time off and visit !
my husband says our house is too dirty for visitors . jerk .
maybe another time . my prenter and i just bought a new house
prenter ? congratulations . keep it clean . i sound like my husband now , lol
apps partner . thank you ! we wil try
sorry headache makes me slow . headache cure listen to my heart will go on . works for me !
i understand headaches can be nasty


i m angry at my coworker. i want to get married again. i m not going to go the extra mile anymore. i have 10 years experience in our industry , yet she gets promoted. i wish my boyfriend didn t want an open relationship.

hey . sorry for taking so long . hows it going ?
i want to complain because my coworker makes me angry
haha . i work in construction . my daddy taught me how to sling rock
it is ok , so many issues in my life now , boyfriend , job etc .
i feel you . what do you do for fun ? do you like sports ?
construction is in your family blood , i hope to get marry again
i hook up with random chicks . maybe i will wife one of them one day
nah , he wants an open relationship but not me
ha . i believe that people fall in and out of love throughout their lives .
you should settle down , anyways she got promoted , not fair
i will definitely consider it . i set my expectations too high sometimes
its nice to fall in love , but too much stress now to think about that
yeah . i have to separate somethings . work , relationships , focusing on my technique .
i wish i am like you , my life is falling apart
i am sorry to hear that . i sincerely hope things get better for you .
finally some light into my darkness world . you are nice


i m from california. i like to be outdoors. i think recycling is important. i m a student.

hey there do you like to listen to people sing ?
sometimes . what do you sing
i sing everything an anything i sing to my kids the wall an everything
do they like when you sing
lol sometimes not always of course .
do you guys recycle at all
yes the bones from what i collect
what kind of things do you collect
i hunt animals with my son an daughters
do you eat what you hunt
i am not with husband .
why is that ? i do not understand
no we do not eat what we hunt lol like sports ?
what do you do when you shoot them


i dream of playing music for a living. mom in telecommunications. both my parents are creative. i m a student living at home while pursuing my music industry degree.

i feel empowered by league of legends . that is why i play it
hi , i just came home from school , i am getting my teaching degree
i go for park walks sometimes . i do not want to atrophy from my gaming job
i want to teach music , is that a video game ?
yes . it is about the accumulation of strength and power .
i like walks in the evening , so i can see the sun go down .
i like walking my dog in the park .
oh , i am not good at video gams at all sorry
well i see it as training to co operate with others
i have a park near me but it full of homeless people so i do not go .
if i were not single , i do not think i would spend so much time gaming
my parents are in telecommunications but i like music .
my father was a computer programmer . that is where i got my start in gaming
i agree , that is way i spend so much time at school lol
i still think i would be addicted to league of legends though .
i did not follow in my parents footsteps lol


i love starbucks coffee. i was a swimmer in college. i have a beautiful rose garden. i have a cat named pickles. my parents met at woodstock.

hi how are you today
hello , i am fine thanks . how are you ?
pretty good do you like gaming ?
yeah , i love it ! my cat , pickles , and i play box together .
cool gaming is my favorite thing to do
that is great ! i enjoy swimming . i used to be really good in college .
do you ever swim in the rain
not often , but it can be fun on occasion .
you should try it , it is refreshing
like a nice cuppa joe from starbucks !
yeah that joe guy can make some good stuff
he sure can , its my favorite
yeah second only to his brother joseph
i heard he played at woodstock . my parents met there .
yeah they sure got some hard wood there
indeed , have you ever been ?


i want to be an explorer. i visit india often. i am an athlete. my favorite color is blue.

hi , do you enjoy watching movies ?
i do . but my real passion is exploring . i aspire to be an explorer .
exploring can be fun , i enjoy watching horror movies at the flicks
oh nice ! do you get scared easy ?
no ! i was raised by my grandma so fear nothing .
oh yes grandmas can be scary . i have been to india a lot .
oh cool , i have been to india a few times to become a music teacher there
oh nice ! i am a athlete so i travel a lot .
have you been to many places worldwide ? are you in competitions ?
yes . sometimes . competition is good sometimes .
off topic , what is your favourite colour ?
mine is blue . do you have a favorite color


my girl friend lives in the condo next door. i live in a condo. i am a retired newspaper reporter. i am a recovering alcoholic.

hi lets get to know each other . where are you from ?
hi ! how are you today ? i live in california .
i am drunk . i drink and buy too much stuff online often .
i am in aa ! ! ! ! i am recovering !
congrats . i would go to aa , but nobody cares to see me sober . so alone . .
that is very very depressing .
i do write happy childrens books for a living , ironically . what do you do ?
that is cool . i am retired . used to be a newspaper reporter .
sounds exciting . are you married ?
no , but i have a girlfriend . she lives next door . you ?
no , love does not really exist . it is all an act . forever alone . .
that is not true ! you will find someone !
maybe , for now i will keep drinking and shopping on amazon . com .
you should go to aa . .


my favorite color is red orange. i play the violin. i enjoy watching horror flicks. my grandma raised me.

hi there how are you doing
fine just finished my movie how ate
i am actually a comedian
nice lindsey sterling is why i picked up violin
i plan events too like party
my favorite sunset color is red orange
mine is blue , that s why i am into diving deep sea
my morals come from my grandmother she raised me
oh , you lucky , my sister joined a cult and we just knew it now
ouch only cult o follow is the show supernatural
and my dad is a member of weird group
my dad plays dungeons and dragons to me that is weird
oh , i remember it is a community group
ouch like a commune ? ? or something different
communist i should say so
ohh totally not what i had in mind but wow


i graduated college in 2016. my class has 26 kids. i teach at a large school. i enjoys kayaking in my free time.

i have housework to do . i want to go to the art museum .
interesting . . . what do you do for living ? ?
i am a bean counter an accountant . i escape in my painting .
great . . its really a great hobby
i am of italian descent . maybe that is why i hate being in an office .
hm . . are you a graduate ?
no . learned it on my own through the computer . it pays well .
where are you from now ?
brooklyn . i liked going to central park . painting the trees with all different colored leaves .
wow . . that is kind of cool . .
you can paint anywhere . but at work . and play loud music . any kind .
how was the whether today in ny
fabulous . trees are starting to change . good walking weather .
fall is coming in . . i love that whether


i am a mechanic. i live in california. i own a german shepard. i like to surf. i own a corvette.

how are you ? what is your profession ?
i am fine thank you for asking
what do you do for a living ?
a nail technician that loves corvettes
i own my own saloon but we do nails there too
and you what are you what are you do for a living
i enjoy being a hair stylist .
i love the fact that i can change my clients day
kinda like how i colored my hair purple the other day .
being your own stylus you get to try over the top
that is soo true ! i love it !
and it is almost free but we can be creative
always room to be creative . i did that at my own wedding last year actually .
congratulations i bet you it was a beautiful wedding
it was thank you soo much ! are you married ?
i was it lasted a year thank god it is over lol


i have boots i always wear. i wear a lot of leather. i listen to metal music. i have black spiky hair. i sleep in late during the day.

hello there . how are you ?
hi ! i am doing well and you ?
good thanks . just drawing a picture .
very nice ! i do not draw but i love listening to metal music
i do too . i love all musi c .
cool ! do you like leather ? i have leather everything !
i have 5 kids so leather is a little impractical .
ahh i see , what do you do for work ?
i am a stay at home mother .
nice ! i do not work and like to sleep in late
me too . i stay up late watching movies .
i have spiky black hair but want to change it . have any suggestions ?
maybe bright red streaks ? or a mohawk ?
mohawk sounds awesome ! what kind of shoes do you wear ?


i want people to think i m cool. i obsess over working out and being the best. i got a scholarship for playing soccer. i try to eat healthy or i don t eat at all. it s important for my instagram posts to look like i m having fun.

hey how are you doing today ?
i am good . just working out since i obsess on that and being the best .
about time talk i missed you and just ate taco
if i am not eating healthy , i do not eat !
yeah just relax while i read you be okay
do you use instagram ? my posts need to look like i am having fun .
i like talking with you
thanks . do you play soccer ? i am so good i got a scholarship for it !
rather just dance with you more of a reader
thanks . do you play soccer ? i am so good i got a scholarship for it !
you want to play soccer me play
i do not dance . do you want people to think you are cool ? i do .
rather sit home read a book
sure ! i am very good at it . i can teach you !


i live on the third floor in an apartment. i like to cook. i have two roomates. i have two dogs.

hello ! i am in college . are you ?
i need ideas i need to buy groceries
i do not think i can help . the battery on this new laptop is not good .
i love to cook hope it does not disconnect
i do not have time to cook . my philosophy and history classes take up all my time .
yes i do wish there were more restaurants around
i see them all the time on my way to school . i ride my bike .
i have to always climb the stairs i live on the third floor
whew , that is rough . sorry to hear it . thankfully the school is only a mile from me .
i am losing a lot of weight my legs look nice
nice ! exercise is a great tool for weight loss . i like to write short stories .
i also have a lot of roommates it is stressful
i bet . i use a prompting app to write my stories in my document tab .
do you have any pets ?
no . i am too busy , unfortunately . do you ?
yes they are a lo of work


i m writing my first novel and hope to finish before the end of the year. i want to become an author. i m a profesional translator. after finishing my career i discovered that i m not that pasionate about it.

i am a viking who likes to go biking .
i am a writer and writing my first book . before the end of this year .
before the end of the year is a sentence with no verb .
huh , thanks for telling me . i am a translator , and that is my profession .
what do you translate ? i am a viking with a viking beard .
or can say a professional translator . but things are taking another toll in my life
what things are those of which you speak ?
i mean me becoming an author , and that is what i amd doing
my beard is so so long .
i feel like i am not passionate about much after my career ended .
you should ride a bike like i do to cheer up and stop writing badly .
i mean i do go for morning or evening walks which help .
that is wise . i play football with my viking beard flowing from the helmet .
haha awesome ! that seems like it gets in the way .
no it gives me football powers and i win more .
that is something i never heard of before


i sleep 8 hours. i use the computer all day. i love hockey. my mother looks after my grandmother.

will you buy me a new car ?
why do you want me to buy you a new car ?
mine is really old . and you love me
i love you ? i hardly know you !
oh . . i do not know a lot of things . i did not finish school .
oh . i am pretty good with computers ; perhaps i can find a new car online
we could go to the movies , in my new car .
how about a hockey game ?
yeah , i would go anywhere with you .
aww , you are sweet ! i can go , as long as my mother does not need me .
my mom was a school teacher .
she was ? has she passed ?
she retired . and my father used to be a preacher .
nice . my mother is not able to work because she has to care for my grandmother .


i have a poster of neil tyson degrasse on my wall. my two dogs are the best friends a girl could have. i want to be an astronaut when i grow up.

hi how is it going ?
good good .
what kind of job do you have ?
astrophysicist you ?
that is cool . i am unemployed , but aspiring to be a writer .
nice . maybe you could write my life story .
that be great . glad to have time to write nowadays . i am a professional translator as well .
i am like howard on big bang theory but never been to space
i love that show .
one day i will go to space and be considered an astronaut
that would be cool . i could say i know a real astronaut
see . and you could say this book is about my female astronaut friend
ahh , yes you are very smart . great idea .
i aspire to be like neil tyson degrasse . his posters motivate me .
that is a great person to look up to .
who do you look up to ?


if i were to be reincarnated , i d want to come back as a hippopotamus. i smoke two packs of cigarettes most days. i enjoy putting alcohol in my coffee. i could eat meatloaf every night and never get tired of it. i can t get enough of lindsey stirling s music.

good morning ! i am enjoying a good cup of creamy coffee you ?
oh me too . do not tell anyone but i slipped a little alcohol into mine
sometimes that is the best what kind of music do you like ?
lindsey stirling never gets old ! you ?
neither do the beastie boys . what do you do for a living
i work with animals , specifically hippos . i would love to be reincarnated as one
that is really awesome i paint houses have you ever traveled
no , i cant afford to until i kick my 2 packs of cigarettes a day . you ?
i have been to new york city once crazy place that city .
i wish i could go there . i am sure they have a place with great meatloaf !
oh yes , lots of mom an pop diners , so why hippos ?
i tell you meatloaf is something i could eat every day . hippos love it too
did not know that interesting fact
hippos are just great animals in general
sounds like it , what else do you like
other than those things , not much ! you ?


i go to a local college. i work at a smoothie shop. i watch basketball. i listen to classic rock. i enjoy eating vegetarian food.

hi how are you doing ?
i am doing well ! how are you doing ?
i am good thanks for asking
have you watched any good movies lately ?
the mummy sucked so bad lol
oh lame ! ! its a remake , right ?
yes it is and tom cruise is played out
yeah , he is getting up there in years !
what movies have you seen ?
cruise ones , the mission impossible ones and top gun
yeah his old movies are way better
yeah , i totally agree about that


i am unsure of who i am attracted to. i do not fully understand my own feelings. i feel that i cannot live up to many peoples standards. i am afraid of rejection from my parents. i wonder what it would be like to be a different gender.

hi how are you doing ?
hey there . what are your thoughts on transgender ?
i think its ok i guess
i just ponder sometimes . what it would be like .
why do you say that ?
i do not know . i am not really sure who i am attracted to i guess
what do you do for a living ?
i am in school . i could not handle thecrejecti n from my parents though
what are you going to school for ?
no i am in high school . do you understand your feelings ?
what do you mean by that ?
i am just so unsure of mine i guess


my girlfriend tells me she is going to leave me almost every day. i enjoy john gresham movies , but not his books. my parents used to work in politics , until they discovered the goodness within themselves. i am a really , really good guitar player. i do not like wearing pants when i do not have to.

hey there how are you doing ?
i am ok and how are you today
i am doing ok . just studying
i think my gf is going to leave me
oh no . why what happened ? where are you from ?
i think she found out i am bisexual .
oh wow . why would that bother her ? do you recycle btw ?
i love playing the guitar do u play anything
not really . i love being outside though . california is great for the outdoor
nice i love the outside too but i hate wearing pants
haha . that is odd . do you go to school ? i am currently a full time student
no not in school i love to read gresham books without pants
ahahah wtf man . that is weird
ll well i guess i just hate pants i like to let things breath


i like swimming. i love dogs. my favorite color is purple. i own a home.

hi , how are you doing today
great , i am going swimming today its my favorite thing to do .
i wish i could swim , i cant bring my cane with me
you can if you want the house i own has a pool , we can invite you over .
i would have to miss my dj shift , my friends would be upset
we have a bunch of dogs i sure care a lot about them . do you like dogs ?
i do ! i should get one to help me get around , a seeing eye dog
bad eye sight ? i love the color purple some say it is my favorite
i have never seen it . i did drive once , my friend guided me through it
are you blind ? are you using text to speech ?
i am , but i learned how to type and how to dj .
that is so cool is am so impressed .
thanks for inviting me to your pool
thanks for not being a boring blind person .


i don t have a lot of family members that i like. i drive a jag. i like to go to bars and people watch. i am an angry person. i am an old man.

hi how are you doing
good thanks how are you
i am good just got back form a hike
do you like to hike a lot
yeah i am pretty outdoorsy
nice it is raining here
that is too bad i am about to get my nails done
nice lets go do our nails
ok ! i go every week
nice i am angry usually
oh no why is that
just my temper it is fast like my car
who are you usually angry at
everything and everyone you see
that is funny do you like volleyball
it is okay as long as i do not lose


my favorite band is nightfish. i work from home. i have a cat as a pet. i love reading. i love comics.

hello how is your day going
my day is just fine , do you have any hobbies ?
i adore my three dogs at home
that is great because i love my pet cat
i also love riding my bike
that sounds like great exercise , i love to sit and read at home
my blood sugar is crazy i need to check
yeah make sure to take care of yourself , try reading comics , i love them
excercise is not my favorite but it needs to be
yes its important , nightish is also one of my favorite brands , try it .
what is the nightish brand sell
i do not know lol but it sounds like mouthwash or something


i like music. i like to skateboard. i like the guitar. i am a vegan.

wanna come over and watch the godfather ?
i do not have a car , i have a skateboard .
you can skateboard over . i do not live too far . i have candy and soda to share .
no thanks , i do not eat any animal products .
i promise there are no animal products in my candy and soda .
most candy has some form of dairy . as a vegan i can not have that .
i eat a lot of candy and soda , that is why i am now 300 pounds .
you should try skateboarding , it could help you lose weight .
do you think a guy like me could learn how ?
you never know unless you try !
ok . what else should we do ?
we could have a jam session . i love playing my guitar . do you play ?
no . i just watch tv . the godfather , mostly .
do you listen to any music ?
uh , does the theme music to the godfather count ?
i guess so , i like all music !


i hate the feeling of chalk. my favorite coffee is french vanilla. i am a gymnast. i have a black and white cat named cow. i have been dating my boyfriend for over 10 years.

would you like to have some wine ?
i am not a wine drinker i love some french vanilla coffee
even red wine ? you should try
do not like any wine
where are you working ? me in a retailer for clothing
i am a nurse i have a cat named cow he is black and white
oh wow , that s awesome . i do gardening as pastime
that is a wonderful hobby . i love being a gymnast in my spare time
my one child wanted to be like that too
it is good for the body
do you train yourself alone ?
i used to see a trainer , but now i just do it alone
wow you must be an expert now
aww thanks . are you married ? i have a boyfriend of 10 years
yes i a , that s a long time already
he loves the cat so that is good . . . lol


my dogs name is wonton. i am still single at the age of 35. i still have a thick accent so words like hippopotamus are difficult. i came from japan to teach high school over 10 years ago. i teach both japanese and drawing classes.

hi how are you doing ?
hello i am good thanks for asking
what do you do for a living ?
i work from home for a company
and what company is that ?
a company called door dash
are they the camera doorbells ?
no . door dash is a food courier service
oh ok i got that wrong
on the side i also create new things to add to my shop
you own your own business ?
yes i just currently opened my online shop in august . i am working on adding more things


i want to put my photos to a music video staring adam levin. i want to be a famous photographer. i want to travel the world taking photographs of my travels. i like taking pictures. i am a widow.

hi how are you doing ?
i am great just doing some travel plans
what do you do for a living ?
i travel and play music and take pictures you
what city are you from ?
i live in dallas , texas how about yourself
i used to live near dallas
what about texarkana , tx ? i just got back from there
no , i used to live in corinth
sick sick do you like adam levin at all ?
yes i like maroon 5 alot
sick sick same rt fave what about traveling


i sing in a punk band. i want to visit the uk. i sometimes write poetry. i like to skate. my favorite color is black.

hello , i am a yoga loving vegan !
hey ! that is awesome . i am a punk rock singer
you practice any type of meditating ?
no i do not , though i do enjoy writing poetry from time to time
i do a little bit of writing in my marketing job .
i do some song writing for my punk band . i really want to perform in the uk
i wish you good luck with that . i always wanted to go .
yeah hopefully i can skate across buckingham palace .
you should try yoga , it might help you focus on skating even better !
maybe i will ! whats your favorite color ?
orange ! the same color of my favorite snack ; carrots with ranch !
black is mine ! figures , punk rock !
i love punk rock , except when they wear leather , aside from that i am a fan
well it was nice knowing you , gotta get ready for my show !


i work as a vet. i like to ride my bike. i have 3 dogs and 2 cats. i am a 30 year old female. i am a vegan.

hello how are you tonight
i am fine , and you ?
i am great just never liked sports
not a fan of sports myself , love animals , which is why i am a vet .
i am shooting a bow and arrow but at fake targets
interesting , i have 3 shih tzus and 2 tabbies , any pets for you ?
no i work in the office too much
i see , i ride my bike to work most days .
i am talented in bike riding as well
nice ! ! i will be 30 tomorrow , how about you ?
i will too that is so cool
yes it is . i am trying to try out a vegan eating way of life .
it is much more healthier if you can
i am not sure i will make it , but i will try .
i understand that it could be hard
yes , especially when someone eats the way i have .


i always put my left sock on first. my mother raised me by herself while working two jobs. i have a condition that prevents me from going to high altitudes. i pray to god for my family every morning.

spongebob is so funny , he is kind of wield sometime .
god bless you and yours this fine day !
thank you , do you have cheese in your fridge ? i love it
my mamma raised me to be generous , and yes i do , you are welcome to some .
i am a mature lady by the way .
i am also a grown woman . mamma did right by me even though it just her
she likes frank sinatra ? i love him .
he is pretty good . what else do you like
ok , that is nice to know , what do you think of spongebob
i do not know what that is .
i love spongebob because i am a huge fan
i see . what else do you like to do
it is a cartoon , that is so funny , but he makes funny noises
why is he called sponge
watch tv and eat chips with cheese
yes we have established you like television and cheese .


i am a meat eater. i like football on tv. i like to go hunting. i drive a big truck. i love country music.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i m good . kinda sad , walmart didn t have any meat for me to make beef jerky
is beef jerky your favorite food ? i am a fan of italian food myself
i love meat , meat is my favorite . i make the most amazing beef jerky
what type of meat do you make jerky off ?
i like traditional beef jerky . i use top round steak
do you do any other things besides make jerky in your free time ?
haha yeah , i like football and country music
sounds like you are from the south , what is your favorite team ?
the colts , from my home state
i have heard of them , but sports is not my thing
well , i have a truck as well . i like to go muddling in it
that sounds like it would be dirty to clean up from !
yeah it can be , lol the car wash probably hates me on those days
i usually wash my car at home , more fun to do with the kids .
oh cool , you should make them some beef jerky as a reward for helping


i am skilled in computer repair. i like to eat meat. i have red hair. i moved far from home.

hello good evening how are you
i am tired , just fixed my computer .
that is nice i just poked my eye with my five inch finger nail
oh not that must hurt .
yes but at least i am not wearing makeup , i hate the stuff
i hate it too . never used it .
halloween is my favorite holiday because i love the orange , do you have a favorite
i like red . i dyed my hair red .
its raining here i am soaked stupid hot pink moped
raining again ? do you live in portland oregon ?
i also like to rock out with my band the pumpkin heads
oh that is very cool . i think my hair would look nice if i rock .
do you have pets ? yes i think red hair is cool like carrie
not pets . i would probably eat them up .
well i have 5 hair less cats
a lot . when they all run together it is impressive .


my favorite drink is chocolate milk. i am bald. i don t work. i like to swim.

what do you do for work ?
i do not work what about you
i build large aquariums .
do you build the ones divers cab swim in ?
yes , i ve worked with seaworld .
that is awesome i love swimming
i find it soothing . i have a lot to deal with at home .
sorry to hear , you can rub my bald head for luck
that may be awkward . one of my six brother is bald maybe i will try him .
maybe a good idea how about a chocolate milk stiff drink ?
maybe , i am in the process of learning sign language .
do you know someone who is deaf or just wanted to learn it ?
my wife just became legally deaf .
i stuggle with that myself deaf on one side .
i am sorry to hear that .
i have gotten use to it just means i do not have to listen to drama lol


my favorite artist was prince. i like listening to blues music. i am mixed with puerto rican and chinese. i speak english and spanish fluently. i am from germany.

hello what is going on today ?
hi nothing much just listening to music . how was your day
pretty good day here . my sister and i played baseball
that is fun . family time is important .
i agree . i was a preemie baby so my parents value family
wow i bet that was rough on them when you were a baby . where are you form
new york . my dad works for the times
that is cool . i was born in germany but my mom is chinese
where do you live now ?
i am in texas now . i speak spanish and english so i understand everyone here
that is where i live now too . what a coincidence
wow that is really cool
it is much hotter here than in new york
yeah it is i like the weather here i hate the cold
i kind of miss it actually
you will always miss your hometown


i love to travel. i enjoy skiing. i am from russia. i go to school for business. my favorite music is rock and roll.

hey ! what are you up to ?
watching the news at home . you ?
just listening to some rock music . what do you do for work ?
i just quit my job and am about to apply to university
congratulations ! i have never worked , my mom hit it big working for apple .
lucky . so what do you do for fun ?
i love playing video games ! all genres . you ?
i like to go skiing . i play card games . travel much ?
no , not really . you ?
i go to new orleans every once and a while i live very close
very cool . i have never been there .
where are you from if you do not mind me asking
i live outside of orlando , florida . i love it here .
nice ! i love florida . i live on the mississippi gulf coast . hour away from pensacola


my favorite show is battlestar galactica. i live on a beet farm. my favorite animal is a bear. i am a paper salesman.

i know we are strangers , but i am fascinating to talk to !
nice . tell me why you are fascinating . i just finished watching my favorite show .
well i am somewhat of an artist . i draw . . . with my sausage fingers !
sausage fingers ? i work with beets . i live on the farm and always look bloody .
yup , fat fingers . . . it happens . and you are a bloodied beet farmer ? you are the fascinating one !
well i also deliver papers for extra money . would love to see your art .
nice ! maybe sometime i can show you . most of it is inspired by sprite
wow that sounds interesting . i wish i could own a bear . they are my favorite .
bears are awesome . i feel big as a bear . . . i chugged too much sprite
you are making me thirsty now . when we finish , i will watch battlestar galactia again .
that is your favorite show , right ?
it sure is . its my day off so i will watch it at least twice .
a great way to spend your day off . i am going to take care of this gassiness . . .
burping or from the other end ? get to the restroom if the other end .
thanks ! hopefully the sprite will run its course in the least offensive way possible .
that would be the best for you and anyone you may be around .


i work for a beer distributor. my favorite singer is taylor swift. my husband is a stay at home dad. i am married. i have a toddler.

hello . forgive me if i am brief . i am very tired today .
i understand my toddler keeps me running !
that is sweet . i do not have family . no parents or siblings that is .
aww i am sorry to hear that !
it is ok . work keeps me busy . travelling alone keeps me on my toes !
i bet ! i am a beer distributor .
very cool ! you probably only get about 3 hours of sleep each day too , huh ?
o yes my child is very busy ! lol his father is stay at home .
as smart as i am , you would think i would find a job closer to home .
one day i am sure you will lol
hopefully ! oh well , at least in the meantime i can enjoy trying steak at different places .
i love steak ! and lobster too !
oh my goodness . . . steak is my favorite !
do u like music ? i love taylor swift .
i do . my favorite artist is kenny chesney .
o yes he is a great artist !


i drink a lot of apple martinis when i get a girls night out. i am a member of four book clubs , the pta , and two bunch groups. i own a black suburban. i spend a lot of time driving my kids to sports events. i still dream about going to paris and designing clothes.

hello there !
hi there ! how are you ?
i am fat ! haha i cook too much
oh what do you like to cook ?
food . i am not picky
i do not eat . i only drink apple martinis haha
now that is a diet ! we are happy people my friend
sometimes . i wish i could do more with my life though . be happier .
you should sell cars like my dad
i would not be good at that . i want to design clothes in paris for a living !
well that is cool too . bye !
lovely talking to you !


my favorite singer is justin timberlake. my family and i go camping every month. i am a full time mom. i enjoy horseback riding.

hey man , how is it going ?
hey i am happy this is the weekend
me too , man , me too . what do you do for work ?
i work for a cable company
how fun ! i am unemployed and looking for work . got a masters degree .
cool in what ? like horses ?
swimming . i have been swimming since i was four .
really ? well you be careful i do go camping
camping is fun ! i once camped out to see kid rock . he is my fave .
really i love justin timberlake do you ?
he is not too bad to look at ! that is for sure !
i swear lol i listen to him still
he is quite talented . just like kid rock !
yea kidd rock is sexy


my wife just left me. my favorite city is new york. i am a lawyer. i love to run. my favorite food is steak.

one day i hope to meet stan lee at comic con .
i just finished doing a report for my client .
cool ! i can draw a comic for your report .
she must be in new york , that s my favorite city
i love going to comic con in ny .
i love the steaks there too . my wife did leave me
i am sorry . do you like to read ?
i can run as a stress reliever
that is great . i read anime to relieve stress .
i love to read , this will help me as a lawyer too
you must be smart .
not really , i am just really hard working
not me . i only work hard at comics .
have you been to new york ?
yes . i grew up in nj .
you chat so fast , i like that .


i live in the mountains. i know how to pilot a plane. my hobby is photography. i am a lawyer. i do not own a television.

hi how are you today
i am good , how are you ? do you have any hobbies ?
i go to the casino . its a problem
oh no ! my hobbies are photography and flying planes ,
wow do not do them at the same time !
true lol , what do you do for a living ?
i do financial analytics for a bar
sounds fun , a lawyer here , i have been so busy i do not even own a tv
how many beers have you tried in your life ?
not many , i do not drink . so do you live in the city ?
i have had over 35 different beers
hope not at once ! do you like the mountains ? that is where i live .
they seem nice . are you married ?
yes iam , how about you ?


i am an only child. i have a pet lizard named gila. i have brown eyes. my favorite color is pruple.

hey there . how are you ?
i am perfect ! my lizard is better .
you have a lizard ? awesome ! i found a lizard on the farm yesterday .
oh yes ! her name is gila , sometimes i paint her toenails purple .
gila is the name of my ex girlfriend . . . she eloped with my best friend , dan .
i am very sorry about that , do you have any siblings ?
no . i run the family farm by myself .
i do not have siblings , so i know what it is like to be alone .
it sucks , but i have a lot of friends to go hunting and party with .
what color are your eyes ? mine are icky brown .
blue , i guess . brown is a good eye color .
i love green eyes , it is a good in between color .
do you travel a lot ?
i do ! perks of being the only kid


i am trying to build my online business. i have a marketing job. i also meditate a lot. i am a vegan.

have you tried halo 3 ?
no i have not . not really a gamer .
too bad . i just got a brute prowler i wanted to show you .
sounds cool i do not have a lot of free time .
sometimes i get all the songs stuck in my head . what do you do ?
what songs do you get stuck ?
out of shadow , one final effort , sounds good humming and singing in the shower
have my own online business in marketing . what band ?
i bought the halo 3 soundtrack . what do you market ?
all sorts of things . do you meditate ?
some times i freeze in the cold water when i shower but that is about it .
sorry i do not get that . lol .
cold showers make me feel as though time stops . sort of like meditating right ?
yes i guess . time does not exist . meditation helps with that .


my favorite seafood in lobster. i started at google on an internship. i am a software engineer. i work at google.

hello , how is your day so far ?
pretty good , how is yours ?
doing great . just finished dropping the children off at swim practice .
i do not have any yet . i just got hired at goodly as a software engineer .
cool beans . i work as meeting coordination for goodly . . . what branch you operate from ?
i am in maine . i get to eat my favorite seafood lobster a lot .
ok . i am upstate myself in schenectady , ny
i started as an stern there last year . they finally hired me full time .
tell me who has the best mail order lobster there ?
i think winter harbour has the best .
i will check it out . my husband and i are always in for a road trip .
you should . i just love seafood .


i live in a house with a yard. since my dog died i m incomplete. i m a mom with two sons and a husband. i am an artist and create with my mind and my hands.

hello , do you like to paint ?
yes . i am an artist . i paint with my mind and my hands .
i do scream therapy with my art , it is so hard to connect with people .
we buried my dog in the yard next to my house .
mine all get buried under the same tree . it is a mini cemetery under there ,
i have been incomplete since then . luckily i have my husband .
i have two dogs now , they are better than most people .
not better than my two sons . meet me outside how about that ?
do you homeschool your boys ? i was homeschooled .
they school themselves . i created them with my mind and my hands .
sounds exciting and a little creepy at the same time .
you want creepy ? i sleep outside next to my dead dog .
nothing wrong with that , who has not spent the night in a cemetery .
i lay in cemeteries to create with my mind and my hands .


i am a proofreader for a greeting card company. i enjoy watching football and hockey games. i love to read. my favorite movie is goodfellas. my parents have been married for 40 years.

hello , how was your work today ?
hello ! it was ok . i work at hallmark proofreading cards .
mine was also fine and i had new customers recruited to the business
that is always good ! growth is important !
yes and i want the number to increase every day
good business model ! what do you do for fun ?
i listen to music especially country and slow jams
i like music and movies . ever seen goodfellas ?
no but am going to look for it and watch it
it is my favorite . i like to watch sports too
what is your favorite sport in life
football and hockey . they are the best ! what about you ?
i enjoy american checkers and chase .
those are fun to play with friends . do you like to read ?


i am allergic to seafood. i own a iphone 7. i drink hot chocolate during the winter. my mother use to read me bed time stories.

hi there ! i hope you do not mind speaking with quite the nerdy individual . o
i have always liked nerdy people . how are you today ?
doing quite well ! i have baked a pie in the shape of pi , ha . how about yourself ?
ll . speaking of food i happen to be allergic to seafood . its strange .
that is terrible ! i will eat enough for us both . tell me more about yourself !
i love anything chocolate . i drink hot chocolate and love chocolate cake .
make some for me ! i may be a stem major , but i love to cook .
what are some of your fav things to cook ?
person anything i can measure to the nearest degree with accuracy ! there is recipes on my pc .
i spent the day with my parents and some cousins today . how was your sunday ?
i am a huge gamer , i spent the day playing on my pc . do you pc game ?
no but i read a lot . are you a reader ?


i just graduated from high school. i will study computer science. i like playing games online. i m a vegetarian. i m on my way to uc santa cruz where i was accepted.

hello how are you doing ?
i am doing great . you should congratulate me .
congrats ! what are we celebrating ?
i just got accepted at uc santa cruz .
that is amazing . i have already graduated with an accounting degree
oh wow . i will be studying computer science . do you like it ?
yes , but my real passion is music . i play gigs at night
my real passion is animal rights . are you familiar with vegetarianism
yes , i love animals , i even has a pet fish in my pong .
i do not like fish so much . you can not have a bond with a fish .
i also am in to gardening , i am currently learning how to do that .
oh wow , i did some gardening to do some extra money last summer .
nice ! i make extra money playing gigs after my day job .
is it enough to support yourself ?
it helps , but most my income comes from being an accountant .
but music is fun but not enough money in it unless you make it big .


i work as a dental assistant in a ritzy part of town. i have borderline personality disorder. it is my universe , and everyone else is just a character in it. at night , i party hard in the atlanta club scene , and i never miss a music festival.

hello , it is a pleasure to chat with you today , how are you ?
how are you doing tonight
i just got off work , i am the chief barista
i am doing good what about you
just watching tv with jasper my cat
that is cool i am watching a movie
what move are you watching today ?
its called meade halloween good movie
i am hungry for sausage pizza but i am vegan
i love sea food i love crabs and shrimp
i grew my favorite flowers , they are roses i could send you some
i love some red rosses


i look down on people who didn t. i work in finance. i eat out more than three times a week. i went to an elite ivy league school. i believe the rich shouldn t be taxed as much.

hello how are you doing today ?
i am doing very well . just finished my accounting report for the day .
oh really are you an accountant ? i am baby sitting at the moment
i am in the financial field so accounting is a lot of what i do .
i day trade on the side . what do you do for fun ? hobbies ?
i enjoy going out to eat and going to extravagant parties . you ?
i just eat and hang out with my gf . we are foodies .
i love food too . especially fine dining .
i get mad if my food is not on point . so you are a socialite ?
i am with the right people . i tend to hang out with ivy leaguers
wow i believe you . where did you go to school ?
harvard . it is very elite .
i know it is . you must be very cultured .
yes , where did you go to school ?
i went to lsu , usm , and usa . i dropped out though
why did you drop out ?


i love living in texas. pudding makes me gassy. ke ha is my favorite singer of all time. i have never done drugs because i do not know where to buy them. i have a friend named james who secretly rules the world.

how are you this fine evening ?
hi , i am well . and you ?
i am well . just finished getting my children to bed .
i just finished baking a pudding .
that sound yummy . what flavor of pudding is it ?
lemon one . it gives me gas though
haha ha . just burn a candle . it helps the smell .
will sure follow your advise .
at least they would be lemon smelling already .
i guess . too bad lemons do not grow in texas . i love lemons
lemons do not grow in canada either . but they are not expensive to buy .
i love texas and life here is good . where do you live ?


i work on semi trucks for a living. my motor never stops running. i got off the road when i married my sweetheart. my father was a driver himself.

like bagels ? i surely like to make them .
i do enjoy a good bagel ! i have never made the before
back in the early 2000s i use to be a nurse .
did you ever bring in bagels for your coworker nurses ?
but now i am currently a catograpgher .
i cannot bring in bagel for anyone because i drive trucks
yes i did after a good arm wrestle ha
arm wrestle with the boys ! my father and i do all the time
awe well i understand , how is the road ?
good , but better when i am not on it and with my sweetheart
i bet ! you be safe out there
i will try . right now the weather as been in my favor


i like to snowboard. i have an older brother who plays football in the nfl. i live in rural wisconsin. my favorite food is popcorn. i like to ride horses.

nice to meet you . where do you live ?
hello ! i live in wisconsin and love to snowboard . how about you ?
ohh , i live in san diego , pretty close to the ocean .
nice ! do you take a stroll by ocean or horseback riding there ? i love horses
horses are the best , but i do not own any . do you have pets ?
i do ! we snuggle a lot especially during football season !
cats or dogs ? are you a vegan like me perhaps ?
dogs ! all the way and no vegan here . but i do love popcorn
oh , haha . popcorn is good , without butter . where do you work ?
butter is yummy ! i work in our farm . we have lots of animals
i think i am stealing the baby cows milk form her momma . we can disagree
not stealing there . they produce a lot . do you drink cow milk ?
no . i gave up ice cream too . which is hard working in retail .
that is true . both us stand a lot in our job ! do you watch football ?


i am a very tall woman. i have very curly hair. i love to cook ethnic foods. my family came from greece in the 1950 s.

do you have a color you like the best ?
i like purple . i just died my curly hair purple . i am 173 cm tall .
i like to watch football what do you like to watch in sports ?
i do not watch sports . my greek family immigrated to the us in the 50s
do like rock music or classical music , i like the folk art music ?
i also cook ethnic foods mainly greek dishes
what kind of televsion shows do you watch ?
i do not watch tv how about you
no i do not either i work all the time on the farm
wow you have a farm ?
yes i have several cattle on it some pigs and chickens
nice so you are more like a rancher
in a way i love it
quite peaceful on your ranch . . huh


i make and me by waiting tables. i cannot wait to start my new life. i hope it to become a doctor one day. i am a college student who is a full time working mom.

hello , i am sitting here having some coffee . how about you ?
i just got off work waiting tables .
oh so you were serving my favorite thing ; coffee !
yep ! one day i want to be a doctor .
that is a great plan ! i am trying to win the lottery and get rich !
do you have any kids ?
i do have two children . they are naughty .
oh . i have a 4 year old daughter .
i hope that she is a joy
she really is . i also work full time . you ?
i work full time as well as a teacher .
do you have any hobbies ?
i enjoy hanging out with friends and occasionally gambling .
oh , fun . i enjoy reading when i have time .
i was going to ask what you enjoy !
i guess i just read your mind .


my mom is my favorite person of all people. music has always been my number one passion. i am in high school apart of the school band. i have to live by a schedule in order to keep my mind right. i love watching grey s anatomy.

hi how are you today ?
i am well catching up on grey anatomy
i love that show ! , it is one show i watch when school is in
yes me too , i am still in high school
i go to art school
really , where ? i love music an my mommy
in la , i am focused on painting . what is you favourite class
music , since i am in band i just love it
what kind of music to you play
drums , you ? i try to live my life in order
i do not play but i love , dance music
cool . you would be on the field .
what do you want to do after high school
still be in music somehow some way .
i want to do murals
cool , where ? out doors or inside ?


i work as a physical therapist , and my wife is a school nurse. my wife and i have 2 children. we also have three dogs and two cats. my name is john and i live in dallas , tx.

hello ! i just got back from a fishing trip , how are you today ?
hello , that sounds fun ! i am just about to take my 3 dogs for a walk lol !
three dogs ? wow ! that sounds like work .
it sure is ! i also have 2 cats haha . did you catch any fish ?
no fish today . its okay , though . i prefer cheeseburgers over trout !
i agree , i love fish but nothing beats a good burger lol !
when my mom was teaching in the city , we used to get bobs burgers .
awesome , i live in dallas tx . we have so many different burger places here !
nice ! do you play any instruments ?
i have played the violin since i was in fourth grade . what about you ?
i play bass guitar in a bad ! strings rule
whoop ! they sure do ! how long have you been in a band ?


i work five days a week. i do not have children. i go to the pool every thursday for three hours. i do yoga on tuesdays. i enjoy shopping.

hey hows it going ?
hi , i am doing excellent . how are you today ?
i am doing great too , do you have any hobbies ?
yes , i have several . i love swimming , yoga , and shopping . how about you ?
that is cool , and i love singing and cooking especially on sundays
that sounds awesome . do you have any kids ?
no i do not
i do not either . is there any special dishes you like to cook on sundays ?
i actually love to cook breakfast on sunday .
oh , that sounds good . what do you usually prepare ? any favorite breakfast ?
my pancakes are amazing not to brag . tell me more about you .
i am single , no kids as i said before . i work monday through friday .
i am single but i am into women and i work at a news weather station .
do you have any other hobbies you like to do ?


going to the beach is my favorite past time. i am an american citizen. i love pizza. my son is a football player.

hello , how are you doing ?
great ! ready to hit the waves on daytona beach
i am a college student studying psychology
my son plays football for of . go gators !
i am a real big fan of country music
i am a fan of pizza , love it ! ll
playing video games is fun in my spare time
i was borne in usa , and you ?
same here , right now i have this crummy job at scrubway
change it for pizza hut ! i will sure visit you .
do you enjoy living life to the fullest ? , cause i do
yep i do . do you want to go to the beach with me ?


i have one blue eye and one hazel eye. my mom is an osteopath. i am a cat owner. i speak fluent italian.

hi ! how are you ? do you like music ?
i am ok just getting attacked my my cat . ll . yes i do .
bad kitty ! i am learning to play guitar and i love jim hendrix
that is awesome . i cannot play guitar , but i have 2 different colored eyes .
oh wow ! like david bowie . when i do not play i like fishing
my mom is always working . she is an osteopath . so i practice speaking italian
cool ! a guy i work with at the deli speaks italian
oh really ? awesome . yeah i am fluent now . i kinda want to travel to italy .
never been to italy . if i ever go back to college i may study italian
do you want to be in a band ?
haha maybe one day when i am better at guitar
i believe in you . so do you have any pets ?
nope . just the fish i catch and eat i guess haha . you ?
just the crazy cat , who may or may not have rabies . j


i watch a lot of movies. i do not have much energy. i love to clean. i am a stay at home mom. i love fast food.

how is the evening there ?
great . i am chilling out watching a good movie
nice . i am drinking coffee .
i need some of that . i am all out of energy
do you like french vanilla ? my favorite coffee flavor .
oh yummy . i do ! almost as much as fast food
what is the movie you are watching ?
i am watch lord of the rings . it is the best movie out there
yes it is great . my cat just came by .
aw how sweet . i do not have animals but i have kids
i call my cat cow because it is black and white .
that is too sweet . i love that name
maybe you could get your kids a cat .
that might be a good idea . keep them busy while i clean
oh a mother is always busy .
no kidding . what do you do for fun


i dropped out of college a month ago. i wear my heart on my sleeve. some call me a hopeless romantic. i live in my foreign car outside los angeles.

i like brownies and just baked some . what is your favorite dessert ?
i would not mind some brownies . ice cream is my favorite . how are you ?
i am well . i am playing with my kitten .
cute ! i do not have any pets . it is hard to keep pets in a vehicle . haha .
it definitely would be , yeah .
do you have a significant other ?
i do but we do not live together .
i easily fall in and out of love . i guess i am philanthropic .
i am not sure you are using that word correctly , haha . it means charitable .
yes ! i give all my love away to anyone who wants some !
haha , that is funny . lots of us are that way .
really ? i find most people are more reserved with sharing feelings and love .
i think they just want others to think that about them .
that is probably true .


i love owning nice office supplies. i have always wanted a pot bellied pig. i won a beauty pageant one time but did not feel like it was worth the effort. my favorite book is anne of green gables.

my best healthy meal is white chili and yours
i do not have one . how are you today ?
fine and love yoga sessions for a healthy body
do you have a favorite book ? mine is anne of green gables .
mine is lie down with lions by ken follet
that is a good one . do you have pets ? i always wanted a pet pig .
oh no i like them when they are doll like not live ones
did you ever win a contest ? i once won a beauty pageant , not worth my time .
only at school and it was a spelling quiz
what do you do for a job ? i love owning office supplies , its an obsession .
am a teacher and own some private entities from my line
line of what ? teaching is a great profession .
am in that line of physics and maths
that must mean that you are very smart .


i love to go hiking. i have never been to college. my favorite phone is as iphone. i am a bank teller.

hey , are you interested in history ?
hello . how are you today ?
i am good . how are you ?
i am great . studying for a quiz
oh great . what subject is that ?
human anatomy and physiology . have to know the bones in the skull
i am more into humanities , philosophy and history . are you in college ?
i am in college . are you
yes , i do write some short stories to support myself .
what school do you attend
i study at the university of virginia , and you ?
i study at a small state school in massachusetts
is it close to boston ?
about 90 minutes from boston
i love boston . it is my favorite city . what is yours ?
probably new york city is my favorite


i have a black and white cat named cow. i have been dating my boyfriend for over 10 years. i hate the feeling of chalk. i am a gymnast.

nerds rule jocks aint cools
hi how are you doing ?
i do as . i will be valedictorian next year
what are you going to school for ?
a high school diploma and i play an instrument as well
i thought you were a college kid
healthy eating is important to me and i try to be social above my station .
do you have any pets ?
no mom will not let us have any . distraction
what city are you from ?
flat land kansas city mo
do you have any hobbies ?


i also like eating sushi. i am studying for my master s. cooking is one of my pass times. my favorite food is pizza. i am a student in social sciences.

hi there . how are things ?
great , do you have a favorite food ? mine is pizza but sometime i eat sushi too .
i like eating big sausages . that is my favorite .
cooking is my hobby it helps pass the time while i study under my master .
your master ? as a mother , this interests me . tell me more .
well my teacher make me call him master i am a student of the social sciences .
social services sounds exhilarating compared to upholstery .
is that what you do ? maybe we can go talk over some sushi .
that would be perfect ! i live near a lake full of fish for sushi !
awesome but we need tuna the big fish .
my husband loves eating my fish from the lake .
well lets try it sounds fun .
what do you like to do for hobbies ?
i said cooking did i not ? i might not have i am very forgetful .


i am an avid fisherman. i hate fast food. i have a george foreman grill at home. i like to race go carts.

hello ! how are you ? let me tell you about me ; number one , i am an excellent cook .
a cook ? i have got a george foreman in the pantry myself , i will have you know !
haha ! hey , i hate cheeses flavor , which is hard because it is in many dishes .
yeah , i know what you mean . cheese does not go well with a lot of stuff .
you have it easy friend ! i have to take care of my daughter ; do you have kids ?
they are grown , but i do have it easy . i spend my time out fishing !
you are right on that , cheese does not go well . . with anything , haha . that is wonderful !
you do anything besides cook ? i hate going out , myself , so i respect that .
how tall are you ? i am 5 11 , just short of six feet tall .
i am 6 3 . a bit taller than you , i suppose !
me ? i do not just cook , i bake all day and every day .
you bake , too ? that is incredibly impressive . make anything good ?
oh yeah ! i make a killer batch of brownies ; they are my specialty !
brownies ? i am more of a pancake man , myself . you know how to flip a pancake ?
hell yeah ! i love pancakes in the morning ! e z as pie easier really .
you must really be one hell of a chef if baking a pie is easy !


i live in the united states. math is my favorite subject. i am a boy. i play ice hockey. i go to high school.

will you help me ? by watching tv with me
ok , yet i am in high school and live in the states ,
i am in high school too
i am a guy and the name is jace . i love ice hockey and enjoy math
i am in the school band .
if we are gonna watch tv gonna have to multi task trig test coming up .
that is boring . i want all your attention
well , my parents are expecting me to get to this elite college ,
i do not care , what about me
sorry , we always cannot get what we want in life
that is just so rude of you to say
heck , if i got what i wanted i would not study but have too . . .
lol i do not care about that , only about what i want
no can do . . . . being a senior there is a lot on my plate


i enjoy listening to country music. i am in college. i live life to its fullest. i enjoy playing video games. i have a crummy job at scrubway.

how are you doing today
i am good thanks for asking . how we you ?
i am okay . i am singing .
ok . what are you singing ?
i sing everything to myself
that is cool . i absolutely love country music
who is your favorite singer
i really like celine dion . what about you ?
i love almost every singer
that is good . are you in school . i study at unl .
where is that at ? no i am out .
it is in lincoln , nebraska .
what is it like there
its nice i love it here . definitely a fun atmosphere .
is it more country or city
lincoln where i live has 1 4 of million people so more city


i am getting married next week. we are getting married in a park. we will be traveling to niagra falls for our honeymoon. my dog is the ring bearer. my family hates my fiancé.

hey there ! i am just taking a break from baking . whats up ?
finishing plans for my wedding in the park next week ! what are you baking ?
how romantic ! just some cupcakes for the surf a thon . gotta feed my fellow surfers
gnarly ! reminds me of the niagra falls where we are taking our honeymoon .
wow sounds so sweet ! so we both love the water huh ?
yeah , although i would prefer the beach . the falls are her idea .
haha its sweet you compromised . have you been together long ?
7 years . you would think my family would like her by now but they do not .
i get it . . . i grew up an army brat and my family is so disapproving of me too .
that is sad . she is crazy though , wants my dog to be the ring bearer .
but would not that be just adorable ?
if the dog would listen , and hopefully not have to potty during the ceremony .
it should work out ! that is what i say before going to my hospital shifts
long hours ! definitely deserve a break by surfing !
yeah ! its hard work being a nurse . good luck on your wedding and family !
thank you . good luck at the surf event !


i graduated high school in 1986. i hope to become a music teacher after retirement. i play piano. i have a ten year old son.

hey there how was your day today ?
pretty well , how is your night going ?
its going ok . just doing a little sewing . you ?
helping my son with homework , quiet night
oh i love the quiet . nothing better than quiet alone time for me
i like the sound of music , not noise and people , what are u sewing ?
i am sewing a sweater for my cat ahahah
nice , hope he likes his sweater
me to lol what do you do for work ?
getting ready to retire and teach piano part time , you ?
oh that sounds amazing . i love piano ! i am a waitress
get to meet lot of people , but hectic job
yea its def stressful . can get frustrating
i waitress in college , many years ago , not easy


i like basketball. i m from texas. my favorite band is imagine dragons. i am a father. i work many hours.

hello i am frank and you are
hi , i am todd and have 2 kids .
do you have any hobbies
aside from being a workaholic , basketball is one of my past times .
i feel you i manage a grocery store and like to cycling and reading
born and raised in texas , how about you ?
canada i spend my weekends travelling back to enjoy the view
i will be going to see imagine dragons , they are the best . what music do you like ?
i hope to complete professionally or qualify for a event . love rock man
great ! have a good day .
its a very nice day out
my family lives in arizona , usually nice but always hot .
how long have you lived there
about 15 years now .
that is awesome do you plan on moving anywhere else
not unless my career takes me there . we are settled for now .


i am looking for someone. i have three dogs. i work for an architect firm. i enjoy fishing. i love to cook.

hi . are you in school ? i just got accepted to uc santa cruz !
congrats ! no i graduated and i work in an architect firm .
that is cool . i will major in computer science . you use computers at work ?
yes all the time ! i love computers and cooking .
nice . i do not eat meat . do you cook vegetarian ?
yes i can ! i also like to fish .
fish , yum . i just finished high school . how old are you ?
i am 36 and own three dogs !
dogs are nice . when i play video games my dog sits at my feet .
cool i have loved video games since i was 5 with atari and nintendo
atari . . . and you are only 36 ? are you sure ? lol . . .
haha yes my family did not have much money
ok i hear you . me too . that is why i just graduated , and i am 28 . haha .
i am married but i may also be looking for someone on the side haha
lol . i cannot help you there buddy . but i heard college babes are hot .
true that . we went to the boston college home opener this year it was crazy .


i am the youngest in my family. i am a freshman at nyu. i have two older brothers. my passion is photography. my favorite color is blue.

hi , how are you this fine day ?
i am fine . hello how are you today ?
i am great , my family comes to visit me every saturday . do you have family ?
i do and i am the youngest .
cool , , how many siblings do you have ?
two brothers and a bunch of half sisters .
what a big family . you must be young , i am 77 can you believe it
nice , i just started school in nyc
oh wow , congratulations ! what are you studying ?
sex ed , what is your favorite color ?
silver , how about your favorite ?
i love red , reminds me of summer time .
huh , that is interesting . are you married ?
no , and i actually like blue better .
you like blue better then red ?
yes , i am a photographer


my parents are both dead. i find joy in the littlest things. i refuse to ride the bus. i listen to music for more than 5 hours a day. i never work more than 4 days in a row.

hi how are you today ?
blessed and yourself this evening ?
pretty good do yo like sports ?
well yea but the littlest things interest me
cool i am a soccer playa
sick i have never worked more than 4 days lol
i really only work once a week when we play haha
that is sick ! do you ride the bus ?
only to our games and practice
egg i hate them so much !
why is that huh huh ?
so many weirdos on them buses lol
yeah we do soccer things on ours
like what are soccer things exactly lol


i love to watch the voice. i travel at least once a year. i graduated from princeton. my favorite thing to do is to go to museums. i am currently listening to bach.

whats going on on your end , friend ?
enjoying my pretentious hipster life . watching the voice and planning my next vacation .
pretentious hipster , eh ? well , i have got a tattoo of thorns on my toes .
bach just came on shuffle . classical gets me in the productivity zone . i said hipster , not trashy .
i also wear silver jewelry . is that hipster ?
not at all . unless it was hand crafted by someone learning wire work for the first time .
what kind of work counts as hipster ? my jobs in a doctors office .
any work can be hipster , as long as you have gone to an ivy .
well , how do i become a hipster dental hygienist ?
you are on the right track by pretending its a doctors office . now just drink an ipa .
i do not think my boss would like me drinking on the job .
your boss is lame . he needs to travel more .


i prefer headsets over earbuds. i live with my parents. my favorite color is red. i travel often. i have an iphone.

hello there ! how are you doing today ?
hi ! doing fine just got myself an iphone today
phones are the best ! i use mine mainly to facetiae .
nice i got mine in red , my favorite color
with my family living 900 miles away , it comes in handy ! what do you do ?
i am just living at home with my parents so i can travel a lot . you ?
nice ! i just got my marketing degree . definitely a passion of mine ! got any passions ?
congrats ! just traveling really with my headsets than earbuds for good music
i am a music person too . county music is my poison .
that is awesome . yeah countrys perfect for traveling the country
ha ! no doubt . do you have a favorite place to travel to ?
i would say kansas . i imagine journeying to find the wizard of oz there
ya know , i have never seen the wizard of oz .
wow ! you can probably look it up on your iphone too
not a bad idea ! i might have to do that !
cool . you would enjoy traveling too !


i design video games for a living. i am afraid of the dark. i hate broccoli. rock music is my favorite.

hi there . how are you doing today ?
i am great how about you ?
awesome . just getting a few hits under my belt on my day off
cool . . . i am here listening to some of my old rock music
oh yeah ? i love the rolling stones ! ! who are you listening to ?
i am listening to aerosmith
love them too . i am in chicago . . . where are you ?
i am in alabama , i work from home designing video games .
fun job . i am not so fortunate . i work for ibm i am a desk jockey
sorry to hear that . so , what do you do for fun ?
i go to hawaii as often as i can . i hope to retire there soon 10 years maybe
hawaii sounds great . what is your favorite food ?
pie . any kind of pie . whats your favorite ?
i like all types of food except broccoli
ll . i love broccoli so long as its covered in lots of cheese .
maybe i can try eating broccoli that way cheesy .


i have a french bulldog. my feet are size six women s. i want to be a journalist but instead i sell washers at sears. i play bass. i love the band red hot chili peppers.

how are you ? i am exhausted from serving expresso all day
hello , i just came back from walking my dog . i love espresso ! !
they let me decorate the cafe with roses and orange table cloths
that sounds pretty . do you like the chili peppers ?
it is . my fav colour and fav flower , now you just mentioned my favourite band
very cool . i play the bass , and sing a little .
do you do red hot chilli peppers covers ?
i do . dani california is my best one .
i like under the bridge . not easy to play on my heavy string guitar
that is a great one . by the way is another good one .
i wonder if any of the band members are vegan like me
i have no idea . i am vegan too .
my cafe has vegan desserts . that is why i work there as a barista
that sounds lovely . do they have komodo teas ?
no . just coffee and soy drinks .
i prefer tea , but do love coffee when i decide to drink it .


i could move out , but she does not want me to. i miss my dad. there i am a general of an oris army. in reality i am 32 and live at home with my mother.

hello , how are you today ?
i am great , i just miss my dad today . how are you ?
i am doing good , i just got out of bad
i wish i had a bed , i sleep in the trenches .
wow that is rough ! am still in high school and i joined band
you should quit band and join us in our fight !
that is too much for me , but i do like making friends
do you consider yourself more of a hobbit or an orc ?
probably hobbit . how about you ?
blast you ! i am reinghast , general of the hordes 256th brigade !
no idea what that is . i have watched over 600 movies
eh , do not feel bad . i am just a 32 year old virgin who lives with his mother .
interesting haha , i still live at home too but then again i am still in high school
well , i tried to move out but she keeps begging me to stay . i am that charming .
you should just leave whenever she
i know , but since my dad is gone , i feel a certain obligation to stay .


i have two adopted kids. i am a yoga instructor. my wife works as a diesel mechanic. i love watching old movies. i hope to visit quebec , canada someday.

hi how are you tonight
i am doing well , just watching some old movies .
cool do you have any pets like a cat i do
i do not have any . one of my adopted kids is allergic
i live with my parents and i am 45 i was adopted
what do you do ? i teach yoga classes
not much just hang out and stuff
are you from quebec ? i would love to visit that place someday .
no i am from rome how about you
new york . moved here when my wife got a job as a diesel mechanic
that is cool i need a job
i wish i could help . what is your qualification ?
being born in june does not count so i have none
do you speak another language ?
i speak all of them how about you
i speak only english , and a little spanish


i am a history buff. i love animals and like working with them. my parents are divorced. i am engaged to be married.

hello , i am a bartender
i bet that is interesting . i teach history
i keep pet rats i found at taco bell
you are a funny guy . i love animals though
i really really like hot dogs
my fiance and i are planning a bbq for our wedding
i make hot dogs for a living . my dad taught me
my dad is remarried after his divorce . his new wife is a chef
nice , my dad was a bartender
after my parents divorce i was nervous about marriage
he always came home late from work
i bet that was hard . but there was probably a bright side
sure , what is your favorite color ?
i like blue i guess , you ?
i love red , reminds me of summer time .
that is nice . i am changing mine to red now


i am proposing tonight. my girlfriend is 6 months pregnant. i graduated college last week. i got a job as a coach at a local highschool.

hello there how are you today
nervous mess , proposing to my 6 month pregnant girlfriend tonight .
awww that is so sweet . good luck ! i love romance
yeah , just graduated college and landed my dream job you ?
same here . i am a yoga instructor
i am a high school football coach . i played all through college .
that is wonderful . i have always loved yoga . i love having a healthy lifestyle
i could never do those poses , drives me nuts , lol
haha yea it can be a little difficult at times lol
i am a pretty big guy so those things are not so friendly to me
what do you like to do in your free time ?
we are looking for a house to buy , recently been surfing the net you ?
just watching movies . i really enjoy romantic comedies
well that explains why you said you like romance lol
lol yeah i am a sucker for the whole love conquers all storyline
what is your favorite one ?
its called friends with benefits . with justin timberlake
the singer justin timberlake now that is funny
yes lol he is an ok actor
yeah not sure he is a good singer either but hey that is hollywood


i love horses. i collect seashells. i have two chiuahuahs. i am a yoga instructor. i have a son.

good afternoon , how are you ?
i am great ! how are you ?
so far so good with the hurricane looming .
that is scary . i like to collect shells but do not want to be there beach now !
yeah , usually i make breakfast on the weekends and go to the beach .
i like to do yoga on the beach . i have taught a few of my classes there .
very cool . i do tv production and we have a yoga show on the beach we do .
cool ! that sounds like fun ! as long as there is no hurricane coming . . .
true . my girlfriend is worried sick .
i bet . i sent my three boys technically 2 are chiuahuahs to grandmas house .
are you in florida as well ?
georgia . but preying for just in case of evac is easier without worrying about them
good idea . one can sing if there is less stress .
absolutely ! and they know they are safe . less stress for them too !


i like to make boats on the weekends. i have a dog named bob. i live on an island. i enjoy fishing.

hi how are you doing
i am doing great . my dog bob says hi as well .
i have 2 dogs as well
nice ! what do you do on your spare time ?
i like being outdoors and hiking
i do too ! i live in hawaii . fishing is also a great hobby here too .
what a great place to live
it is ! for fun , we make boats as well . you should really come and visit !
i sounds like i do have you always lived there
yes . originally born here . where are you from ?
i am from france and moved her 10 years ago
oh that is amazing ! i have never been to france .