i wish i was taller so i could reach the cookie jar. i cuddle up with my dog every night. i am often late for class. i lay awake at night so i can watch the stars.

hi , i just finished listening to drake . what do like doing ?
how are you doing tonight
i like messing around on the drums .
i like to play sport and baking
i really like cooking too . going out to eat is also a fun thing .
it is so sad what happen in fl
you mean with the hurricane ?
yes my son was with his dad in fl when it all happen
did they get flooded at their place ?
no they were safe where they were
that is good . a lot of people are going to have to clean up a long time .
yes very sad i feel so sorry for them
i know . its going to be a long time . insurance is probably not even affordable anymore .
yep that is why i would never live on water
i know what you mean . flooding is not something i like to deal with .
yep i lived in jacksonville fl where it was fl like 3 years ago


i enjoy taking walks. i have three children. i am named after my grandmother. i drive a honda civic.

how are you doing today
i am great dog . how bout yourself ? what do you like to do ?
i am doing alright getting ready
getting ready for what ? i am interested
i am going to ask my girlfriend
to marry you ? that is amazing . i have 3 children , its an exciting time !
yes it is very exciting
what do you plan to do to pop the question ?
i am not sure yet
you better figure it out ! its coming quickly
i am so very scared
you should be , youre so unprepared
and we have a baby
how many kids do you have


i work as an interior designer. i love to lamp. i am chubby. my favorite band is insane clown posse. i am tall and blonde.

hello , how are you today ?
fantastic , how are you doing ?
i am doing okay . i wanted to see hamilton at the plantages but tis sold out .
oh man ! i know how that feels , i tried to get tickets to see icp
so what do you do for fun ?
i like to live action role play a game called world of warcraft
oh very interesting ? i do not play video games much .
its alot more fun when you are acting it out live !
but actually going outdoors is cool . my favorite sport is tennis .
tennis is fun , but i am not very good at it . probably my blonde side
oh you are blonde that is cool !
people always think i am dumb for it though . terrible stereotype !
well that is there problem .
fact ! ca not let judging people get you down !


i am a vegan. i am trying to build my online business. i have a marketing job. i practice yoga daily.

hey , how are you today ?
pretty good and how about you ?
not doing good . i am agoraphobic and am afraid of wide open spaces
then better close your mind up
ll ! ! ! i used to be a chef . what do you do for a living ?
i do marketing . numbers and money
nice ! i am not good with numbers . i am good with words and have been published .
we can become the perfect human together
i won 2nd place in a spelling bee when i was 11
what word did you get wrong ?
i got the word eczema wrong .
well that is too bad . do you do yoga ?
tried it for a while . just not really interested . how bout you ?
what do you do for work ?


i vacation in florida every winter. i was a champion downhill skier in college. my sister is a published author. i sing karaoke every thursday night.

can i read you some poetry ?
i am fine with that thank you
great . it is about black and skating .
my sister writes books too
i am in a band
what type of music do you play
punk music . i can sing you some .
that sounds cool i have blue hair
i would like it more if it was black
i understand that but blue shows me more
i do not care . black is the best . my favorite .
that is cool to know is your black
i am not , it is just my favorite color
oh i see that sounds cool then


i love comics. i work from home. i have a cat as a pet. i love reading. my favorite band is nightwish.

i am an old man and i love to garden .
hello , i love gardening as well , do you have a cat ?
i like to see my family every saturday . you ?
i see mine daily , lol
i do not have a cat . i do drink black coffee .
i love coffee , mine is sweet and creamy . i also like it to be flavored .
do you like talking to an old man ?
i will talk to anyone as long as they are nice .
some day you will be old .
i do not mind getting old . i have a large library to keep me busy .
will you regret doing this instead of seeing the world ?
i have already seen the world , 40 countries .
i hope you have no regrets . most people have many .
i have a home based comic book business . what did you do ?
do you know how to dance wild in the wind ?
i dance , yes . i am thinking about getting another cat .


i am a guy that enjoys being a guy. i love to binge watch shows on streaming services. i am close to my mother , but not to my father. my favorite thing to eat is a burrito. i like to hike and spend time outdoors.

i make unique boats out of bamboo on the weekends . how are you tonight ?
i am fine , how are you ? i have been watching shows on netflix tonight .
oh not me , i like fishing too much to sit around watching tv .
that is nice ! i spend time hiking , but fishing is a bit too boring for me .
well i live on a small island so not much else to do here .
what island do you live on ?
a small island in hawaii . off the coast of maui , its not even on a map .
it must be beautiful there , must be wonderful to spend time outside .
yes 75 degrees all year long . only 3 families and my dog live here .
i prefer colder weather , so that would not be so good for me .
i named him bob because his fur looks like a bobcat but he is a dog .
if i had a dog , he would probably eat my parrot .
once you get used to the weather you will never want to leave .
the nature would be what i would stay for , but not the weather .


i am a senior citizen. i have 4 children. i like to read. my grandchildren range in age from 30 to 7. my husband was a career soldier.

hi , how are you today
i am okay ready to quit both these jobs but i can not
i went to the ivy league , i do not have that problem
i am getting old i will retire soon , faster then most .
i would be bored , i love high energy wall street
oh that is fine i work because i am bored lol
i am so busy i eat out a lot
i do not , i have a huge family .
i am so lucky to not have to worry about money
that is awesome , i enjoy reading a lot .
i read the classics in college
i have so many grand kids age range is huge
are you saving for college
for who the kids ? some of them already went an graduated


i am leaving for college in three months. i am vegan. my favorite band is muse. i work at walmart as a stocker.

hello how are you what are you doing today ?
packing for school this morning and then heading to work later . you ?
i want to play piano love movies but allergic to cats .
i enjoy the band muse .
that is good i organize ymca and my hair is too short
nice , health is important to me and why i decided to eat vegan .
i am a vegan also i hate animals
hate eating them or in general ?
no i mean i hate eating them
that makes more sense to me .
yes but i do love them
me too , i wish pets were allowed in my college dorm room .
yes i love cats on my room
soon time for work , bummer walmart does not allow my dog along .
yes i know they do not want them
time to go make myself a healthy lunch . have a great day .


i am an author. i like to drink green tea. i like to run so that i can clear my head. i love to write stories while sitting in the grass in my back yard. i enjoy watching mystery movies.

hi there !
hey bud !
do you have a job or any hobbies ?
i am actually an author , you ?
an author ? what kind of books do you write ? i work with drones !
wow that is really cool , mostly mystery novels , romance every now and then
oh nice . i love reading manga , but mainly i am an anime fan
i do not have the artistic ability for all of that sadly
what do you mean ? you are an author ? you must have some artistic ability ?
words and pictures are two different things
interesting way to put it ! what about sounds ?
i cannot say i make any artistic sounds , you ?
i cannot either but i love techno music . its the only music i listen to .
not my favorite , not enough artistic words


i have three children. i moved to america when i was 14. i got married when i was young. i like to cook.

hi . how are you doing tonight ?
doing good just tired trying to put my kids to sleep
how many kids do you have ?
i have 3 do you have any ?
no i do not . still looking to meet the right woman .
oh i found the right woman we were just kids when we got hitched
nice ! i do not go out much because i am busy at my accounting job .
yeah do you enjoy your job at least
i do enjoy it . it gives me the opportunity to lease my dream car .
what is your dream car ?
a brand new bmw . it is black .
that is awesome i came from germany when i was very young
that is interesting . i have never been there before .
i have not been there since i moved to america
i am making my favorite food right now ! baked potatoes !
i love to cook i enjoy making double baked potatoes


i play in a nfl fantasy football league. i like nfl and college football. i am a georgia resident. i love to read fiction books.

hello , how are you today ?
hi , i am down well . just finished reading my newest fiction story . how are you ?
what is it about ? i generally like sci fi and animated books
it was about a woman shapeshifter . i go between fictional reading and athletics .
those are very diverse interests . i am not very athletic .
really ? i play nfl fantasy football , watch nfl , and college football ! what do you do ?
i am more of a gamer . comic books , anime . i really like my little ponies
that is neat . my niece in augusta , ga loves my little pony
i do not have any children . i could adopt but that is the only way i would have any .
i do not have any , but i like my niece . she lives close by in georgia .
you sounds like you really like your niece
she is a great distraction from football lol
i bet she is . do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend ?
neither . i am pretty dedicated to my sports
i see . i have a boyfriend but i cannot tell my parents about him . . .
whats preventing that conversation ?


i am a vegetarian. i will study computer science. i like playing games online. i am on my way to uc santa cruz where i was accepted.

hello how has your night been . . here in georgia the weather has been nice
hi . my night has been good , the weather in ohio is a bit chilly .
i am ready for some cooler weather . any hobbies ?
yes , i enjoy playing online games , what are your hobbies ?
i play the violin and love to sing all though i do not sing well .
i am sure your singing is great . where do you work ?
i do data entry . how about you ?
i am currently heading to santa cruz for college .
oh how nice . i bet its nice there . any family ?
yes i have a sister how about you ?
two brothers . how about your favorite food ?
since i do not eat meat i would say a veggie pizza .
that sounds yum . i could eat chocolate everyday all day .
yes , chocolate is a necessity for sure ! i have enjoyed our chat .


my favourite food is ice cream. my parents are divorced. i work as a construction worker during the summers. i love to travel. i am a college student.

what are you plans for today ?
i am a student so i have to study . what are your plans ?
i am planning on riding my horse tonight , her name is beauty
great . i may also eat some ice cream , it is my favorite !
oh yummy ! you should bring some to my country house
i am always looking to travel new places . do you have a city house as well ?
no , just one in the country . waiting for my husband to come home
do you have any children ?
no not yet . i hope to be as good of a parent as my preacher dad
i am sure you will be . my parents separated , but did a great job parenting me .
that is great . my husband is in the army . i miss him
that must be difficult . do you every get to travel to go visit him
no . but he does come home every 6 months for a few days
i am sure it will be nice to see him . does he have a horse too ?
he does not have one . but he loves beauty too
do you have other animals on your farm ?


this past summer i hiked the appalachian trail. i am a short order cook at a local diner. under a pen name , i write romance books. i used to follow the grateful dead when they toured. i have a terrible singing voice.

hey there , how was your day ?
hey , not too bad . just got back home from a long day of work at the diner .
awe poor thing , what do you do in the diner ?
i am a short order cook . . . . just to pay the bills .
i am leaving for college , you should come ?
well if i once followed the dreadful deads tours , i may be a bit young .
should not be a problem create a better life for yourself .
speaking of better life , i still need to hike the appalachian trail . want to come ?
oh yes , summer is my fav ! there is so many fun things like that to do
very true . i am multitasking now by singing , cooking , and chatting .
wow overachiever ! that is to complicated for me .
i am not as great as you think lol . i have a horrible singing voice .
so do i , but in the shower everything sounds great haha .
i bet lol . so do you read many books ?


i drive a black car. i have a black purse. my favorite artist is guns and roses. i like rock music. i like to wear black.

hello there . how are you today ?
i am well . how are you ?
i am doing fine , thank you . what have you been up to today ?
i just got finished listening to guns in roses . i enjoy rock music .
that is what i listen to when i drive to the country side during my pastime
cool . whats your favorite color ? i love black .
fascia . living in a small town , i try to wear colors that scream . . . i need to get out !
i see . i wear a lot of black . its slimming . my car is black too .
black is all i see when i go shopping . must be the it color now
i think so . i have many black purses too . its a versatile color .
you can use it anywhere . even during college , a lot of girls wear black .
no doubt about that . it goes well with anything .


if things aren t done right i ll redo them again and again. i think i need a vacation. i take forever to get tasks done so i start early and clock out late. i work too much.

hi ! what are you up to ?
taking a break , i am over worked .
what do you do ? i just quit my job . been traveling a few months .
traveling sounds fun i could use a getaway
it is . have you heard of bitcoin ? i am doing a project involving it .
that is cool , i would do something like that if i could start over .
it is fun . so do you like to salsa ? i love it !
sure if i had time for it
what is your favorite food ? mine is pizza .
i clock out so late i never get to eat pizza
that is terrible ! you have to eat !
i have the vending machines at work . . .
do those vending machines accept bitcoins
no but i think the new strip club next door does .
interesting . and funny at the same time
maybe i can spend my vacation at the gentlemen club .


my favorite thing to eat is a burrito. i am close to my mother , but not to my father. i am a guy that enjoys being a guy. i love to binge watch shows on streaming services. i like to hike and spend time outdoors.

hey there , how are you ?
hi my favorit thing to eat is a burrito ?
ok . how old are you ?
i am 26 years of age .
oh nice , i am 25 . you have any kids ?
i am close to my mom but sadly not my dad . sucks
that sucks . i have not seen my parents since i joined the military .
yikes i bet that is pretty tough . sorry to here .
yeah i get to see my son a lot though so it is ok .
that is good . i am just a guy that loves to enjoy life .
that is good to hear . i have blue lately , like my favorite color .
i like the color blue as well . its a nice color .
yeah it is my sons favorite color too .
on the weekends i binge watch shoes on streaming services


my favorite music genre is rock. i have two pet dogs. i am a farmer. i hope to travel the world one day. my hobbies include photography and hiking.

hello hope you are doing well .
i am . having some lunch with my two dogs before going back out on my tractor . you ?
i am just enjoying the fall weather . my favorite time of year . are you a farmer ?
yes i have a farm but i really hope to travel worldwide someday
i would like to farm but i sleep in too much . where do you want to travel to ?
all over so i can take pictures and hike . maybe somewhere in europe to hike the alps
that would be awesome . i would enjoy trying different healthy foods from around the world
are you very health conscious ?
yes . i only eat healthy foods .
good for you ! what kind of music do you like ?
i listen to classic rock mostly . how about you ?
i enjoy rock of all types . classic rock is cool
are you married . i do not know why i have not found anyone yet
i am married . we love taking our dogs for walks together . you will find someone


i enjoy my steaks cooked medium rare. i have five different flavors of coffee in my fridge. i m too short to reach the top shelf. my dog introduced me to my first and second wives.

hello how are you today
i am great , making my dinner . how are you ?
i am doing ok just got off work going out with my wife tonight
i eat alone now , 2 ex wives are enough . where you guys going ?
we might go to the movies i want to take her somewhere special one day tho
take her for a steak , nothing like a perfect medium rare steak .
i want to go to hawaii but just changed jobs after we got married
hawaii is beautiful , my dog introduced me to both my wives on vacations .
that is interesting what kind of dog do you have
a four pound yorkie . wish he could decide which of these 5 coffee flavors is best .
you give him coffee that is not healthy
not for him . but coffee is probably why i can not reach the top shelf .
oh ok lol . what do you do for a living
i train seals at sea world . yourself ?
wow that is cool ! i use to drive semis but now i fix them .
i wish i was good at mechanics , those bills are high !
the parts cost the most . well she is ready to go was nice talking to you
nice chatting with you tonight .


i am single. my favorite food is salad. i enjoy nature. my mother was a teacher.

i had to get of the coast where i live dang on irma
that really sucks . hows things ?
i work in the mall doing retail
oh really what do you do exactly ?
sale clothes in von marr lol
never heard of it . i do not do much shopping unfortunately .
i do miss the beach
i bet . i am live in the city but i love travelling to the beach .
its cool i also live a vegan lifestyle
i am not a vegan necessarily but i love salad
you would love it where i live i promise !
oh really what beach is this exactly ?
my hair red but i want to dye it
cool what color do you want to dye it ?


i like to watch tv. i also love orange juice. i love ham and cheese sandwiches. my name is arnold. i am 10 years old.

hello i am paul
hi i am arnold and i love orange juice !
i love the color black that is all i wear
whats your favorite snack ? i eat ham and cheese sandwiches . i love them !
i love to listen to music especially rock
oh , i cant listen to rock music . parents say its too noisy lol .
the best artist is guns and roses do not you think
i never heard of them . i am only 10
my car is black and it go fast
i watch a lot of tv
my little sister is 10 that is cool
does your sister go to my school maybe ?
i want some ice cream
ice cream ! ice cream is good . what kind do you like ? i like vanilla !
i like cookie and creams
they are good too ! how old are you ?


i m easily agitated. i hate green beans. i just took a trip to london. i love to watch game shows.

hi ! do you like dogs ?
hi , i just came back form london , how are you today ?
have to visit my mom today , and i cannot bring my dogs . how was london ?
no , i do not like dog , they are hard to care for , like kids .
i take care of animals for a living , so i disagree on the first part .
i was super nice , where does your mom live ?
a few hours away , but she is allergic to dogs , so i cant bring cardiff , my mastiff .
i guess it is because i get agitated quickly .
what is because you get agitated quickly ?
what are you hobbies ? i like sports like watching on tv
i mostly just love dogs . i have two as pets , and two more as their pets .
i do not know , i have been this way since i was young .
you should get a dog . they have a natural superpower called calm human .
making dinner , steak and green beans , i do not like green beans
my dogs like green beans and steak . why are you making something you do not like ?
really ? i have never heard that before .


i like playing basketball. i am a middle aged woman. i love to listen to religious music. i love my family.

hello . how are you this evening ?
i am great , thanks . it is my fiftieth birthday and my husband got me good gifts .
happy birthday ! what was your favorite gift ?
thank you and , bus tickets to go to the annual world missionary press gathering and meal .
oh . is that a religious thing ? what do you do for a living ?
they are a nonprofit organization that distributed christian materials . i am just a mother .
me too . my kids are older though and i get lonely sometimes .
aww . i have four kiddos 15 and under . . . i love them so much . we played basketball this evening .
fun ! it is embarrassing but i never learned to write cursive . i am trying to learn .
i see . well , i wish you the best of luck with that !
thank you . my favorite thing is snow and cold . what is yours ?
my favorite thing is my family . weatherwise , i like autumn the best .
i would love to move to iceland . it is beautiful there . do you travel ?
greenland is actually more wintery than iceland . and , yes . we just got back from ireland last weekend .
wow ! yes . i know . those crafty vikings and their misleading names .
lol . . . they were tricky ones . we travel about eight times a year . you ?


i often spend my free time engaging in activism work with friends and family. i also enjoy reading novels by female authors and exploring new areas. i enjoy this type of activist work , as my job isn t very personally fulfilling. i work as a legal assistant in a law firm that basically only handles real estate work. i enjoying keeping up with the news and learning about political issues.

how are you doing today ?
i am doing well . i just got home from work , so that is good .
i do not know what to make for dinner tonight .
do you hate to cook too ? do you have a big family ?
i was an orphan never really had one
that is rough . my family is my lifesaver . they help rescue horses .
i love horses ! ! what is your favorite color ?
red . i am trying to get laws changed to keep them from slaughter for food .
that is awesome ! ! mine is emerald green
pretty color . what is your passion ?
i love music and i am in the military
thank you for your service . my dad was in the army .
most of our family has been in the navy . thank you ! !
do you travel often ? i work in real estate law , so i can not .


both my parents were over 6 foot tall. i am a democrat. i like to only eat fish. i can jump straight up , out of a pool.

good evening ! how are you doing ?
hi i am fine thank you and yourself .
doing good . thinking about ordering some food .
yes what will you order i may get a pizza .
that sounds good . what kinds of toppings do you like ?
sausage and just plain pizza
i like bacon and ham .
yes that is cool i like eating all kinds of fish .
i like fish too , but really like mexican food .
mexican food is good do you like tacos ?
yes , those and the food that are wrapped in tortillas .
my mom and dad are over 6 feet tall from drinking milk l . o . l .
wow . that is tall . guess i should drink more milk !
yeah i will always be a cool democrat not bad huh .
democrat ? not me ! it would interfere with time spent at the mall .
oh that is okay we are all different and have different opinions .


i love non gmo foods. i work two jobs as a cashier. favorite band is red hot chilli peppers. i love dark clothes.

hi ! how are you ? do you like eating fruits ?
i am doing well thank and you ?
sitting here , eating my delicious apple , which i love . do you like apples ?
yeah i enjoy all non gmo foods
good choice ! i prefer the green apples . do you eat the skin too ?
i will aet any skin as long as its not human
like to eat the apple skins too . what do you do for fun ?
i listen to music do you
i do not . what kind of music do you like to listen to ?
red hot chilli peppers are my favorite so crappy arena rock
ok . and what do you do ?
i have two jobs it sucks


my favorite color is red. i love to dance. i drive a prius. i work at a coffee shop.

hello . how are you today ?
good . i just got done making coffee
we have a coffee machine at my salon . but i always drink juice .
juice is pretty good . what kind do you drink ?
cranberry and cherry mostly . i used to drink grape but people teased me .
why do they tease you ?
they would say my juice matched my hair . which it did .
i love grape juice , it is awesome !
it really is . you should try purple hair . it is great too .
oh , and i own a prius . what do you drive ?
i drive an old honda . boring .
that is boring . do you dance ? i like to dance !
my husband and i go topside and dance all the time .
that sounds like a grand ol time , and i hope you always have fun !
oh it is . i love living on the water .
i have done that before , it sounds like fun !


i am really excited to see how game of thrones ends. i am deathly terrified of heights. i like to do all my shopping at walmart. i prefer to live where the weathers cold.

hi , how is it going ? i live on a farm .
nice . do you have animals ? i live where it is cold just the way i like it .
i have a whole lot of them . i am in a band as well .
nice . do you play or sing ? i am a game of thrones fan .
i play guitar , i do not know what that is
its on hbo . last season next year and cannot wait to see how it ends .
i do not have tv
gotcha . are you afraid of heights ? i cannot stand to be above four feet .
no . i climb trees often .
i get so scared when too high . everything i purchase comes from walmart . so cheap .
i have not ever been to one
i would say one stop shopping and free entertainment .
i have not ever been to the city before
you just stay on the farm ?
yes , the farm is my life .
i live in the city where it is cold in canada .


i m writing my first novel and hope to finish before the end of the year. i m a profesional translator. after finishing my career i discovered that i m not that pasionate about it. i m currently unemployed so i have time to write.

hi ! read any good books lately ?
hello ! no , i am working on writing a novel so that keeps me busy .
cool ! i love reading british authors to my little sister .
i hope to finish the novel by the end of 2017 . what do you do ?
good goal . i play soccer for a living . do you have pets ?
i do not have pets . i spend my free time writing . what about you ?
i am in school studying math on a soccer scholarship . are you in school ?
no , i am currently unemployed . i do not like the career path i chose .
do not worry . i bet your novel will be a hit . maybe get a dog ?
i hope you are right . working as a professional translator was so boring .
i hear that . better to use your own words . keep your head up .
thanks . what do you want to do with math ?
math is another language . might be more translating but it is fun .
i never liked math . what position in soccer do you play ?
goalie , i love predicting the shot angles . what is your novel about ?
it is a love story , which is funny because i do not have a love life .


i love to read. my husband is a cop. i am married. teaching is my passion. my favorite place is the beach.

hello ! is it strange that i like watching surgery videos while i eat ice cream ?
i think so . my husband might eye you . he is a cop !
i promise you i am not a creeper . i just find surgery fascinating .
that is great to have a passion ! is it your job or a hobby ?
both . although , that is going to change soon since i am getting ready for vacation .
going to the beach ? that is my favorite place .
the beach is great . but , no . i am going to learn how to forge my own sword .
wow . you are an interesting one . using the sword for surgery ?
that would be difficult , would not it ? so , whats your favorite beach tune ?
i do not like music much . i usually just read . and you ?
i am not much of a reader i love music , particularly brittany spears .
many of my students love brittany spears . wonderful !
she is made some poor life choices but , her voice is powerful . whats your favorite book ?
to kill a mockingbird . i could read that over and over . how about you ?
i read that in school . its great . i have been reading medical journals lately .
good to stay up to date in your field . good for you .


i like to do all my shopping at walmart. i prefer to live where the weather s cold. i m deathly terrified of heights. winter s my favorite time of the year. i m really excited to see how game of thrones ends.

dropped out of college to help my grandparents
sorry to hear that hop you can go back some day
thanks , i do not like salads and will not eat them .
i love salad . do you watch tv ? i love game of thrones
i do not have time . i graduated as valedictorian of my high school .
i am going to walmart in a few
my mom stays at home and so does my siblings and they do nothing
that sucks . where do you live ?
i am in northern pennsylvania
i love cold places . do you work ?
i do but been helping my grandparents a lot
that is awesome of you .
yeah and it is something i have to do .
do you have anything you like to do .
well i do ride horses
i love horses but i can not ride i have an extreme fear of heights


i need extra iron in my diet. i have two cats. i m in love with adam levine. i love eating kale. i have two children under ten.

good afternoon how are you ?
hi . i am good . i am dealing with two kids under ten , so there is that . lol .
i do not have kids .
well , you have you thought about getting cats instead ? i give you one of mine ?
no cats . do you work ? i am on my computer all day
no i do not work . i just eat kale and watch adam levine videos . lol . . .
i had to work 16 hours straight the other day
oh , that does not sound like fun . maybe more iron will give you energy .
i have tons of energy but it is slow working from a screen .
i hear it . kale is good for stamina and long term health . maybe try it ?
i love kale salads . do you have any hobbies ? i watch hockey
drooling over adam levine and caring for my two cats are my hobbies .
i like adam levine but not into cats
lol . i am not into cats either . i just got these from my sister . want one ?
no way . do you got any dogs ? lol
no . the dogs would eat my cats , would they ? not a good idea perhaps .


i m a vegan. my eyes are brown. i love going to concerts. i study philosophy at umass. i have a tattoo of an angel on my hip.

hello ! how are you doing today ?
i am great just got back from a long hike what about you ?
outside fun is always great . . . dancing in nature is the best
i would have to agree . do you work or are you school ?
i am in school . . . zebras are my favorite
i am as well . going to umass for philosophy .
philosophy ? is that the one that talks a lot ?
more on behavior , do you have tats . i have one of an angel .
no not yet . maybe later . . .
what type of food do you like , i only eat veggies here . i have all my life .
your whole life ? you never had hot dog ?
nope . my parents were vegan too
my dad is a chef . . . like with the funny hat kind
ha ha . i to concerts a lot too . what music do you like ?
i like any music that plays fast and makes me dance
i can definitely relate . what is your eye color ?


i have entered into many violin competitions before and have placed in a few of them. my older sister plays clarinet. my mom is a music teacher at the elementary school. i have a pomeranian. i play the violin.

hi , i am winston , and i go kayaking on the weekends on the lake
really winston . cool . how are you today ?
i am ok and yourself ? i am a navy brat attended 16 schools within 12 years .
huh not sure it took . do you play an instrument ?
i play the piano . my friends seem to come and go pretty quickly
violin , competitively . my sis is on the clarinet
i have the tendency to bite my nails .
you should stop doing that . get a dog .
yeah would benefit huh ? what about you ?
pomeranian that follows me everywhere .
nice , those dogs are cute .
yeah not very smart though .
haha well they do learn along the way
you would think so would you not
well we will see right now trying to take care of myself first
yeah i suppose that is probably going to be the big thing .


my name is tom. i try to watch what i eat. i am east asian. i enjoy eating italian food. pizza is my favorite.

so , did you drink any coffee this morning ?
i did , i cannot start my day without it
me too , i tried this coffee called cafe bustello and it was tasty
what did you have for lunch ? i had pizza , my favorite
i had a pastrami sandwich with deli mustard .
that sounds good . i try to eat healthy mostly but sometimes pizza wins
me too , and i needed a full stomach to deal with my biology students .
oh i bet . sorry i did not give my name , its tom .
hi tom my name is monique
what are your hobbies monique ?
i start off the day with some yoga and then a short run .
that sounds like a peaceful start


i have never traveled outside of the united states. my best friend lives in japan. i live in new york. i am a dog walker. i eat ice cream when i am sad.

hey how are you today
just here depressed eating ice cream . how about you ?
i am sorry your depressed . that is a real bummer .
yes i want to see my friend in japan but i have not been outside the us
that sounds like fun you should go . i travel a lot but no one to go with
i am afraid because i have a new york accent
oh that is nothing to be afraid about everyone has some kind of accent
they might make fun of me though
i do not think they will . what kind of food is your favorite
i love japanese food like my best friend
i love steak i could eat it everyday if i could .
mmm yes me too . do you have any pets ?
i have a dog names rambo . i got him so i would not be lonely
that is awesome ! i do not have any pets but i walk dogs for a living .
that sounds like fun ! i am an engineer for an aviation company
wow that sounds cool . do you get to fly the planes ?


my favorite movie is good burger. i like canning and whittling. i eat exclusively meat. in high school , i came in 6th in the 100 meter dash. to stay in shape , i chase cheetahs at the zoo.

how are you this afternoon .
hi doing great , how about you ?
good just got back from my bike ride .
i am a meat lover . how about you ?
yes iam and a dog lover .
great ! i do running to be in shape
good i ride my bike to stay in shape
i came 6th in 100ms
wow my the kids i tutor are interest in track
great to know that . i love canning . how about you ?
not really i be so busy in my spare time .
where you work ? where do you live ?
no employed at the time volunteer as a tutor new york
i like watching movies . i love good burger . have you watched it ?
never heard of it i can guess is it about 3 dogs
me either . i am tutor volunteer too .


i play guitar. i have two siberian huskies. i am a michigan state trooper. i have four daughters. i love chocolate cake with extra frosting.

what is going on with you today ?
nothing much . just practicing playing my guitar . you ?
i am just keeping myself warm . i am a bit chilly
are you from the north too ? i am in michigan .
yes i am . i wish i could move south though , before this horrible winter starts
awe , i love the snow and so do my huskies . do you have pets ?
no i do not . but i love animals in the ocean . like manta rays
that is cool . maybe you do belong somewhere a little warmer .
i think i do too . though one day i want to work at the smithsonian
really ? what do you want to do there ?
anything really . it is just an amazing place
my daughters really like museums .
my parents do not . they are lawyers . boring !
lol , at least they are not state troopers . . . like me ! xd do you have any hobbes ?


i live on a small farm in ohio. i ve never been to the city. i play guitar in the local band. i am the youngest of three brothers.

hi there , how are you ?
i am good . been practicing playing my guitar .
nice ! tell me more about yourself .
i live in ohio on a small farm , you ?
i have always taught myself to eat organic food only .
oh . i eat about anything .
i absolutely love to collect lots of comic books !
i am not a big comic book fan .
i also have a collection of autographs with over 2000 signatures !
oh . do you have any siblings ?
unfortunately ever since i was little i have always had dust allergies .
i am sorry . i have two older brothers .
nice ! do you have any pets ?
i have a little dog , you ?
i love dogs ! i have two cats .
i am allergic to cats .


i love to sleep in. i have two brothers. i have been a vegan since i was 5. i work in a lab. i believe in love at first sight.

hi how are you doing
i am good , i got to sleep in this morning so that was nice
that is always nice what are your hobbies
i love science , so good think my jobs in a lab lol you ?
i work in a library
that sounds super nice and fun
its nice do you like to read ?
no , growing up with two brothers in a loud house does not allow that lol
ah that makes sense . what do you to do on the weekends
find more vegan resterauants . been one since i was five . you ?
that is cool i like to bird watch since i am inside most of the week
guess you do not see many people . hard to believe in love at first sight if you do not
yeah i do not really i have friends that bird watch with me
sorry to hear that . maybe if you left your house you might meet some
i go out after work a lot
what do you do after work ?


my father is a retired police officer. i have bowled a 300 game twice in my life. i like to build furniture. i have been held hostage in a store robbery situation. i clean houses for extra money.

purple is one of my favorite colors .
that is fun ! what are your hobbies ?
ballet dancing .
cool sometimes i build furniture for vun
do you like macaroni and cheese ?
yeah i do ! do you like bowling ?
not at all .
lol what do you do fo money ?
i watch airplanes take off and land .
nice i sometimes clean houses
i have done that before .
do you have any interesting facts about you ?
i like to travel . you ?
i was once held hostage in a robbery


i like chicken nuggets. my favorite band is a fine frenzy. i love animals. i love reading.

hola . como estas mi amigo ?
i only speak english and no foreign language .
sorry . i speak english as well . how are you ?
fine , but am planing to add on one foreign language .
spanish is a great choice . i really love talking spanish on the phone
okay if i get some one good at it and can teach me i will take that .
very nice . is not it such great weather for a hike ?
yes , am just recovering from an asthma attack and cannot go out .
touch . maybe some veggies can help . i love me some veggies
i take them but not much like twice in a week .
you ever play blackjack ? its fun stuff
i only play scramble with my dad when he is from work .
i once lost 20 , 000 in blackjack in one night
sorry , but have you ever won more than that amount you lost ?
no . its really bad at this point . . . . . .
so , have you ever thought of stopping to play that game ?


my favorite sport is football. i drive a truck for a living. i am former military. i recently bought a camper. i exercise 4 times a week.

hi , i love football , whats your fav sport ?
football and basketball . though i do not get to watch much of either when i am on the road
you drive a truck ? i do for my living
yeah . the only thing i cold find that suited me after retiring from the military .
right . i hear that brother . i am ex military too . army
navy here . i tried security work but it was too stationary . i wanted to travel more .
right on . if you are like me you exercise a bunch still ?
oh yeah , every chance i get .
nice . so you do a lot of vacationing at all ? i just bought a camper
no kidding ! me too ! spend a lot of time in the mountains . hidings good for the body .
yeah , i love to hike and fish myself . i need to get out to the mountains more
you will love it . assuming you enjoy the quiet and solitude like i do .
most definitely , along with the beautiful scenery
early spring and end of summer are my favorite times to go


i need to use an inhaler sometimes. i have a crush on my co worker. i play tabletop games with friends. i love rpg computer games. i still live at home.

hey what are you doing ? i must move quick
hi ! i play tabletop games with my friends .
i am doing my favorite thing , painting . got a date soon .
that is good . i still live with my parents , dating is hard .
it is but i still scroll the beach in hopes , looking for spring .
i would love to go to the beach with my co worker , i have a crush on them .
what is your favorite season ?
i love winter so i can stay inside to play rpg computer games .
aw that is cute , good luck .
thank you . i sometimes need an inhaler
why ? you better be careful then .
asthma takes my breath away . i will , thank you .
awe that sucks , how old are you ?
i am 24 , how about you ?


i just dyed my hair hot pink with purple highlights. not a day goes by that i don t drink four mountain dews. i enjoy movies about aliens invading the earth. my favorite hobby is chess. sometimes , i have sword fights with strangers in the park.

hi my name is jill and i am 35 years old how are you today ?
i am doing well . i am planing on watching a movie today .
what movie are you going to watch ?
its about aliens invading the earth . i enjoy these types of flicks .
i also like those types of movies
afterwards i am going to play chess with some friends .
i never really liked chess but my husband is a national champ
interesting . it is my favorite hobby . i play it every saturday .
what do you do for a living ?
i own my own business . how about you ?
i plan weddings for other people
interesting . do you enjoy the type of work ?
yes i do , i meet alot of different people
in my line of work you have to drink a lot caffeine .
what kind of business do you own
i am self employed . i drink about four mountain dew a day .


i am a national guard officer. i eat too much fast food. i drive a 2011 volkswagen passat. i work as a public affairs liaison. i love cold , wintry weather and snow.

what did you do earlier today ?
went to mcdonalds and ate too much
i wish i could eat mcdonalds . cannot stomach it at my old age
i should not eat it . how is the weather there ?
it is nice here . i would rather be at the bar than outside though
i hear you . i cannot wait for winter and lots of snow .
i need to get my jag prepped for that
i hold my 6 year old passat will be able to handle the snow .
i think so too ! so what do you do for fun ?
i am a weekend warrior . i love it .
what does that entail exactly ?
i am in the national guard . we do drills and such .
oh okay . i wish i was that exciting . i just watch people for fun
it is more interesting than my job in public affairs .
what do you do with that ?
oh , very boring . what do you do ?


i am an army ranger. i would be honored to give my life for my country. i secretly love my long deployments , because it gets me away from conventional life. i have a wife and two kids back in the states. i m not afraid to die.

hey i am watching hockey ! my favorite .
hi , i work as an army ranger so not much time to watch movies .
oh . i could never do that if i want to be a millionaire .
sounds awesome ! i am married with kids so money would be nice
i dig yoga and being vegan . i used to eat meat though .
when i am on long trips i do not eat either
sounds like a rip roaring good time .
right , sorry i forgot the meat part .
i miss bacon so very much .
because bacon awesome and it is so freaking good .
very true . maybe i should go back .
back in the states my wife makes bacon all the time .
are you stationed outside the us ?
yes , but i like deployments it helps me forget every day life .


i am an aspiring fiction writer. i like to work puzzles. my dad worked for home depot. i am a teacher. i love country music.

hi there , how are you ?
hi ! i am working on my puzzles . do you like puzzles like i do ?
what kind of puzzles ? jigsaw , crosswords . . . ?
jigsaw mostly . i am also a fiction writer . and a teacher . you ?
college student . not a lot of free time , but do enjoy puzzles
cool . do you like music ? i love country .
i like a little of everything . what do you teach ?
arts crafts . is your dad still alive ? mine works at home depot .
yes he is , he works at the local hospital a doctor
impressive ! anything else you want to tell me about yourself ?
do you play any sports ? i like playing football
none . they do not interest me .
what about movies ? what kind of movies do you like ?
love them ! i think i like all types . you ?
i enjoy them as well . favorite are action movies !
did you see baby driver ?


i work at mcdonald s. i have a pet iguana. i like to play video games. i play football. my favorite movie is star wars.

enjoying a salad for lunch today . my favorite ! how are you ?
i am doing good . they should sell salads more at mcdonalds where i work !
yeah they should ! you get outside when not at work ?
i try to when i am not playing video games . i like playing football
what games ? i like getting out in nature . so calming .
mainly games based on star wars , my favorite movie
my students told me they are coming out with a new one .
i heard that too . my pet iguana is so excited
you should take it to the theater ! i will be going alone .
you should come with us ! we can play video games or football afterwards
that would be a nice change from my single lifestyle ! thanks .
what else do you enjoy ?
i love my students , creating different salad combinations , and hiking .
maybe you should put in some suggestions to mcdonalds
i would love to help you out with that one . you work fulltime ?
no , i need time for video games and fluffy , my iguana


my favorite meal is chicken and rice. i read autobiographies before bed. my favorite band is metallica. i regularly go to the gym.

hello . how are you ? my name is rob .
hello ho ware you today
not good . i am trying to lose weight and i am having trouble doing it .
i am ray i just got back from the gym , i go on a regular basis
that is great , ray . i have trained for 18 years . weights mostly .
i am headed to bed , i like to read before bed , mostly autobiographies
me too but i wear contacts because i am near sighted .
when i get up i am going to cook some chicken and rice ,
cook some for me ? i eat out mostly . i do not cook often .
you will need contacts if you go to a metallica concert , they are my favorite
i might need stilts too because i am so short !
you should cook more it cost alot less to do that
that is great advice . my name rob is short for robin . i am a woman .
that is awesome , what do you look like robin
very short . under 5 feet tall . trying to lose another 20 pounds ! it is hard !
yes it is hard , how old are you ?


my favorite color is purple. i am not a fan of science. i have owned two mustangs. my dad works for ups. i am currently looking for a job.

hi how are you today
i love purple , my name is john .
nice do you go in purple rain ?
i am fine and you ? do you like science ? i do not
not really . do you like mornings ?
that sounds like a song from prince . anything related to purple i love .
cool do you have nice cars
do you mean mustangs ? i got two , love them cook american muscles
nice i really enjoy cars
my father is an ups worker and yours ?
mine role play with me sometimes
i have cool cars but no jobs , maybe i had to sell my cars


i work in the military. i also like kittens. i like things that explode. i have been all over the world. brownies are my favorite dessert.

hi . . . i can not wait for fallon tonight . what is up for you ?
headed to bed earlier that i would like ! womp ! whos on fallon ?
i do not know . i always watch . but it is funny .
i did watch when gal was on wonder woman . gotta love military girls !
right . she is awesome . i wish i had super powers .
so do i . flying , mostly . but also maybe the power to explode things . like cyclopes .
that would be a super , super power . so what interesting is happening by you ?
well , work tomorrow , gotta get early to the base . packed brownies for lunch
i like to be ready for things in advance too . brownies are good .
brownies are great ! what are you up to tomorrow ?
i have to go to work . so , sad . but they pay me .
yes , they do that what do you do ?
i am an accountant . organization , you know .
do you ever travel for work ?


i enjoy being alone. my mother is dead. i married my highschool sweetheart. i am a yoga instructor.

hi , what are you up to ?
just hanging out by myself . i like alone time . how about you ?
i normally hang with my mom . she is my best friend . do you have any hobbies ?
my mom died recently , and i miss her . i like spending time with my husband .
i am sorry about that . how long have you been married ?
about twenty years . we were high school sweethearts . are you married ?
i am single . i work long hours designing video games
that sounds cool ! i am a yoga instructor . do you have any hobbies ?
i read and love classic rock . how about you ?
i like to keep up on my tv shows , mostly . do you have any pets ?
no none but do you ?
no , i do not have any pets either .


my father is a preacher. i have a horse named beauty. my husband is a soldier in the us army. i live in a house in the country.

i am watering my flower garden . what are you up to ?
i am just hanging out here in my little country house .
i am gonna watch some anime later . what are your hobbies ?
mostly i like to take care of my horse . her name is beauty .
cool . i have horses as the background on both of my laptops .
wow ! ! my husband said he would buy me a new laptop when he gets back from afghanistan .
is he in the army ? i am craving chocolate right now .
yeah he is in the army . everyone loves chocolate i know my father did !
did your father pass on ?
no , he is still alive and preaching in the church . he just does not like chocolate anymore .
how can anyone ever stop liking chocolate !
i do not know , its crazy . i keep using apostrophes .
haha yeah same here lol
thanks for chatting with me you seem very interesting . .
thank you . you do as well .
let me know if you meet any aliens !


i am the oldest of 5 children. i love to climb. i am a disappointment to my family. i love my parrot , todd. i have never been to the beach.

i just got off of work
hi there , that is great ! nice to be home ! tell me more about you ?
i go to the beach a lot because i live near there . where are you from ?
i have never been to the beach , i am from montana . you ?
i am from all over the east coast . what do you do for a living ?
i work in an office . i love to hike and climb . any pets ?
i do not have any pets , i do not really believe in having pets
i have a parrot named todd . any brothers or sisters ? i am oldest of five kids !
birds can be so smart ! i have one sister , but she lives far away
sorry for that . well i am sort of disappointment to my family anyway
i am sure that is not true . but i only work in a store , so me too i guess
i think they want me to be more responsible . do you like your job ?
its a job , nothing special . its important to focus on other aspects of my life
yes , for sure . that is why i love to hike and climb , clear my mind !


i have an internship at a computer company. i am a student. i like to go fishing. my mom is a lawyer.

hi , how are you today ?
good . i am going fishing today which i love .
oh , i like to fish too . i am retired .
i am still in school .
i also enjoy reading and hanging out with my grandkids .
i hang out with my mom a lot .
oh cool . my husband was in the military .
my mom works in law and i want to also .
that is a great field to go in to .
i think i could help people like my mom does .
it is always good to help people .
i want to do that with my life .
do you have any hobbies ?
i like lots of things but am busy with school .


i like to hike. i work in advertising. i have a golden retriever. i write fiction for fun.

hello , how are you doing
not bad and you ? was just thinking about work
i am doing great , thanks for asking
do you have pets ? i have a dog
yes i have three cats
cool i like cats i go hiking on the weekends
that nice i in the middle of moving
oh where you moving to ?
i am plan on moving florida
do you have an hobbies ? i dabble in writing
that ok , i love fishing every change i get
that is a pretty chill thing to do
yes is is i really enjoy doing it
do you have any plans tonight ?


i like to eat. i am a mother. i want to be desired. i want to feel pretty. i feel overweight.

hi , i am an accountant what do you do for a living ?
i am a stay at home mom
oh that is an honorable job . i am adopted but my mom stayed home with me
i wish i had a career though
well . . crunching numbers is not all its cracked up to be .
what city are you from ?
tennessee , i have a few horses . i like to ride when i get a chance
i am in southern cali myself
is your family from there ? i do not have any siblings so its lonely
yes i have been here all my life
ever had any interest to check on the east coast ?
i was born in va so i have been there
what brought you to calie ?
my parents moved there when i was 5
i have always thought about going out there . herd its a different world
you should take a visit


i graduated college a few years ago. i was born outside the us. i love food. i ve a big family.

hi how are you doing ?
i am well , just got back from trying a new mexican restaurant in town . how are you ?
i am great . that sounds fun . do you like hiking ?
it was ! i do ! i was born in switzerland and hiked there often !
sounds like a beautiful place . i love hiking and bike riding
those are fun ! i do both with my siblings . i have 15 !
holy moly ! ! ! do you like pearl jam ?
i do ! did you attend college ?
i did . but i am a tarot reader .
oh wow that is awesome ! where did you learn that ?
it was just my calling . if that makes sense .
it does ! a reader encouraged me to follow my dreams .
good reader . it is our job to leave you feeling empowered
yes i love that ! thanks to them i went to culinary school !
so glad to hear it . you sure found a genuine reader . that is great !
absolutely . so what is your favorite food ?


i m always early. i am a graduate student. i am in between classes. i volunteer with dogs.

hi , how are you doing today ?
great how are you ? taking a break between classes now
pretty tired at the moment . my commute is killer .
commute for work or school ? what do you do
for work . it is not too bad if i have my podcasts turned on .
i do the same on my drive . i always leave way early , i am never late ! lol
i cannot be late . i need my medicine on time or i might pass out .
medicine for what ? yes that is important !
diabetes . i have had it since i was young so i am used to it .
oh my family has alot of diabetics . which led me to grad school to be a dr
awesome career choice ! i have met some great ones over the years .
what do you do for fun ?
books are my entertainment of choice . what about you ?
i love volunteering with the dogs at the local shelter .
the humane society is very deserving of volunteers . someday i hope to adopt a cat .
i am more of a dog person , love their playful personalities ! cats are sweet though


i work at google. i live in seattle. i am a software engineer. my favorite seafood in lobster. i started at google on an internship.

hello . how are you doing today ?
good . getting ready to go home in seattle .
does it rain a lot in seattle ?
it does . what kind of work do you do ?
i like toys that wear rain coats . i wonder if seattle has those .
maybe . what is your favorite food ?
i like mystery flavor cake . what do you like ?
big fan of lobster . do you like lobster ?
no . wait , yes i do . i think i like lobster .
i have a job at google . how about you ?
i can not keep a job . i hear voices all the time .
i love google . started in college as an intern .
sounds like a good job . no , it is not . but fun for you .
it is fun . do you have hobbies ?
just collecting toys . i do not do a lot . you ?
running . what kind of toys ?


my mom was a hairdresser. i drive a prius. i love to dance. my favorite color is red. i work at a coffee shop.

hello how are you doing today ?
doing well . thinking about getting my hair done .
nice what do you do for a living ?
i earn a living serving cup of joes
i was a lawyer before working as a judge
wow . that is very impressive . you must be smart .
thank you i give all a fair chance because it is the right thing
i will keep that in mind if i ever need a judge . ha ha !
lol just ask for albert
will do . what kind of car does a judge drive ?
i drive a lexus it is very nice
i am sure it is ! beat my toyota any day !
my wife has a honda
that is nice too . what does she do for a living ?


i am a freelance writer. my favorite type of music is metal. my parents live in kentucky. i currently am engaged to my high school boyfriend.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i have been busy writing . how are you ?
i am doing very well . having coffee , waiting for my boyfriend to come home .
i am listening to heavy metal with my fiancee , who i met in high school .
that is sweet . i have been with my boyfriend for 10 years .
i have been with mine for a few years . my parents in kentucky do not approve .
neither do mine , but they sent me to gymnastics school at 8 .
you could become an olympian if you stick with it . i write freelance .
i am not interested in that world any longer .
what are you interested in ?
my kitty , cow . he is great .
i had a kitty once who had spots on his side like cow spots .
that is why we call her cow , lol
i used to call him cow kitty , but his name was actually dumbledore .
i love harry potter ! my last dog was sirius .
our other cat was hufflepuff . her character fit , although we did not know when we named her .


i lift weights , but i never do squats. i am entering the police academy this summer. i drink protein powder with nothing but water.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am doing well , just finished a work out .
we have one at work , even though i do not use it .
i like to lift weights but squats are not for me .
if i lifted weights , i would end up in the er . . . at my own hospital
is that what you do for work ?
it is , i do not like the long hours though .
i am about to enter the police academy . this upcoming summer .
nice ! i am car shopping . thinking about a toyota truck .
what do you drive now
i drive a jeep , i did not get a vote on this one .
i drive a fiat .
i like those ! what color ?
mine is a boring white . i ca
my jeep is black .
what do you enjoy to eat ?


i like to give them sassy sounding names that actually help people think nice things. i have a few pet iguanas. i am pretty poor financially. i think dogs could learn to read if they were trained well. i have a brother but we don t talk much yet.

have you heard the home sweet home alabama
i have an alabama iguana as a pet
alabama is where i grew up game of jones i love it
i grew up in nicaragua so i am poor .
my mom is working on a grocery store as a checker
that is good , i disowned my brother last year
did you ever see him is there money because i didn t hiding behind the closet
i keep my dog in the closet , i want to train him to read .
how do you like music i like music
music is cool , i like to give people nicknames . . .
what kind of nicknames do usually get to the people
i shall call you stuart
how did you come up with that name
i do not know , it just came to me


my favorite sport is hockey. i used to be a meat eater but i am now a vegan. watching sports is fun. i go to yoga.

hi . how are you doing ?
just watching my favorite sport , hockey
who is winning ? i hope you have a nice cup of french vanilla coffee , my fav .
the admirals are winning . i hope your using vegan creamer .
always use vegan creamer . opening a vegan restaurant next month , seriously .
really , i am vegan now but used to eat meat all the time .
been a vegan for 50 years . named my cat cow as i love cows so much .
are you into yoga ? i go all the time .
doctor been telling me for a year to go , still have not . only 7 in town .
i highly recommend that . yoga and sports .
yeah , i need a hobby , keep my mind off my boyfriend of ten years .
oh no , a recent break up ?


i swim often. i run track. i wear glasses all day. i take medication.

hello how are u tonight
hello how are you this late night ?
i am doing good just got home from the factory
i go for a 30 minutes swim after every track practice .
that is great i like to go for drives in my car
the doctor prescribed me high cholesterol medicine today .
oh that is not good i love traveling do u travel
i just had to buy new bifocal glasses today .
i love ufc connor is my main man
i travel once a year due to my busy life .
oh what do u do for work
what does ufc stand for ?
it is the ultimate fighting championship . mixed martial arts fighting
i am a teacher at a preschool .
oh wow i love kids but i am single right now
okay i know who you are talking about .


i can speak three languages. i have not gone home in over two years. i live a nomadic lifestyle and travel frequently. i work remotely as a programmer.

hi there , how are you ?
what ? please . i have a new project with big data i am working on
cool . good luck . do you have any siblings ?
i refuse to talk to my family , they are fools . this big data job will free us .
haha , okay . i am close to my brother because he is the only family i have now .
can i live at his house ? i need somewhere to finish this prog job
haha , okay . i am close to my brother because he is the only family i have now .
i should translate on the side .
haha , if you lived in baltimore , yeah .
i will travel there tomorrow .
that is fine . whats your favorite food ? i love food trucks .
whatever you have when i arrive . this job will free us all !


i work as a waitress. i like to draw. i have 5 brothers and sisters. i ride a bike. i live in north dakota.

hi , want to chat with a lumberjack ?
hello how are you doing tonight , just came out work , am a waitress
because my ax is so big , i can chop trees down very fast .
i can imagine , that be good to do in north dakota , where i live
hobbies ? mine are fishing and tree cutting down . lol
mine is to draw allday
that is so cool what do you draw ?
monsters and comic and everything fiction
for my meals , i only eat tons of pancakes with lots of syrup . what about you ?
that is so good , i like pancakes alot
do you draw scary monsters or like tame ones ?
yes , love to it , and make comics as well
that is wonderful . do you have any pets ?
yes , two cats and 4 dogs


i eat junk food. i do not have a job. i am a couch potato. i love the walking dead.

hi i am angela , and i enjoy sweets and i attend high school
hello there ! junk food is my favorite ! i eat it all the time !
my grades are not so great . . i got a c in math and a d in science
better study more ! i am pretty lazy , i do not work and on the couch all day
yeah well school is not my thing . i like to listen to bruno mars
i do not know who that is . do you watch the walking dead ? i love that show !
no i do not . we do not have tv
it is basically one of my couch potato shows . i just totally veg out binge .
haha ok . . . i do netflix and such .
i have netflix and hulu . basically covers all my needs
hmm . . i do not see it on there .
see what ? the walking dead ? it should be on netflix !
hmm . . . which section will it be in ?
i am not sure , tv shows , horror maybe ?
oh okay ! ! thanks for sharing that info .
no problem , it is a really awesome show


i am well built and tall. i work as a scientist. i am in gymnastics. my parents were scientists.

what are you up to today ?
i am good . working in the lab . how about you ?
looking through my collections . i have over 2000 autographs
what type of people do you get autographs from ? anybody or specific groups ?
i go to comicon and whoever there , i wait in long lines and get their autographs
i am a gymnast for a hobby , as i guy its is good i am tall .
you must stand out then , ll ! i have a lot of allergies so do not do sports
i am a scientist like my parents . what do you do for a living ?
i am in school . i like snakes study them . i have two
do you want to get a job in that field eventually ?
maybe . its hard , with the allergies . i cannot be around dust
are snakes dusty ? i do not know much about them .


i am a cartographer. i like to make bagels. i like to arm wrestle. i used to be a nurse.

hello . how are you today ?
i am great ! how are you ?
i am great too . where are you from ?
i am from california , but just moved to florida . what about you ?
i am from california too san francisco !
love it there ! i was a nurse when i lived there
maybe i know you since i sell pharmaceuticals .
maybe , now i do cartography instead in florida
do you have any pets ?
i do i have a doberman that i arm wrestle with , do you ?
yes , i have a chocolate lab . i love dogs !
i love dogs too ! so much .


i thought of joining the military when i was younger. i was a mechanic for 6 years. i collect bugs in jars. i ran for political office in 2004.

hello how are you doing ?
doing great thanks . what have you been up to lately ?
just got back from the beach it is my favorite place . you ?
re evaluating where i am in life and bug watching .
bug watching is fun . do you read ?
i read some books about military and politics . what do you read ?
i really like biographies . what kind of bugs are you watching ?
t . benedict is a great biography about a navy amiral . it is worth the read . butterflies .
butterfly watching is very calming i think .
i started after i ran for lt . governor in 2004 . what do you do for a living ?
wow that is amazing . been a lifeguard for 7 years now .
fun in the sun ! how do you like lifeguarding ?
it is a great job to have . by the beach , water , sand helping people .
awesome . i felt great helping people fix their cars for 6 years .
then lt governed that is quite the career change
well , i did not get elected . it was a fun race though .


grandma makes jewelry. paps likes to go mushroom hunting. i sing in the school chorus. i live with my paps and grandma.

hey , do you play any sports ? i am into soccer .
great , not really , cool i sing in the choir
interesting . do you work out ? exercise is my life .
i do not work really just in music
that is cool . what do you like to eat ? i will only consume healthy food .
i love mushrooms because my dad hunt for mushrooms
sounds like fun . i will not eat if the food i have is unhealthy .
i do not workout but i eat very healthy
that is good to hear . i got a full ride in college for playing soccer .
wow that is incredible , i hope to the same in music
are you applying for a music scholarship ? i am just the best at soccer .
yes i am most def doing that
i wish you the best . i just wish there was a scholarship for working out .
haha , seems you workout all the time


i have 23 cats at home. i hate the taste of fish. i traveled around the world in a boat. i like to paint.

do you want to come and knit with me and speckles ?
who is speckled ? i am more of a paint and canvas type of person myself .
a cat . or we could go get tattoos .
i am always down for a new tattoo . so you like cats ?
i love speckles . i have to keep my tattoos covered in the office
conservative workplaces are the worst . i love all cats . can you guess how many i have ?
do you have fifty ? or seven ?
both good guesses . 23 actually . i rescue them .
what are some of their names ?
misty , bubbles , mr . tinder , one eyed jack . the only downside is they love fish . i hate fish .
i have a tattoo of a fish how perfect
do you like to travel ?
i do not go to far from the office
i once took a year off of work and sailed around the world . it was amazing !
you should have taken me with you
next time . have you sailed before ?


i am an athlete. i went to the university of north carolina. i was drafted last years by the minnesota wolves. i play basketball. i get paid over 5 million a year to dribble a ball.

hello , how are you tonight ?
worn out by the game tonight . i play for the minnesota wolves .
nice , my wife is a hockey fan . so are our boys .
i was just drafted last year . i already get 55 mil just to dribble .
do you like tofu or want another girlfriend ?
5 mil ! 55 , i wish . no tofu for me . my studies take up too much time .
what are you studying ? my wife is working on her masters .
proofreading , but it is not going too well , as you can see .
that is okay , we all have our off days .
i also should have finished my degree by now , but it is taking a while .
mine took me a while as well . what do you drive ?
just a basketball down the court .
i have a prius , my wife drives a mustang .
nice . when i finish at unc maybe i will get one of those .
they are excellent for the environment .
it is a bit of a commute from unc n carolina to minnesota .


i just graduated college. i am hoping to play. i am 7 foot tall.

hi there ! how is your day going ?
hello . doing great . how are you ?
pretty good ! tired from saving lives at the hospital .
what kind of sports do you like ?
i really like boating , when i get get off from work
that is very cool . i enjoy fishing .
have you taken any vacations recently , fishing ?
i just finished college . hope to travel soon .
where would you like to go first ?
hawaii would be neat .
oh , that would be a fantastic fishing and snorkeling opportunity !
yes . thank you for the chat .
thank you !
have a great rest of your day .


i like to paddle board. i like to swim in the lake. i love cabins in the woods on the lake. i like to visit places around the world.

hi , who am i speaking with today ?
its bob or nature bob as my friends call me .
okay , is that because you live in the woods or something ?
suburbs . but i like to go to state or national parks whenever possible .
i am bowling professionally in addition to holding a job in the insurance industry .
bowling that is fun ! i enjoy that when i am not vacationing somewhere .
nice , my kids do not seem to like bowling like i do .
too bad . but i am a bit of a loner anyway . cabin paddleboard . . i am happy .
i am raising my two kids on my own now after the divorce , but hoping to meet someone .
that is admirable . good you have a good job . single parenting is hard .
i do not know how i ever have the time to do the things i do .
guess that is why i am alone . i can travel the world and enjoy nature .
yeah , freedom sounds kind of nice , no worries , right ?
nothing more than an aggressive fish when swimming or paddleboarding , lol
i get it . i am caring for grandma during the week took , so very busy .
you sound like a very good person who needs a weekend off .


i like to go to the park. i work at a museum. i am stuck in a wheel chair. i do not have a lot of friends. i read a lot.

hiya how old are you
hello , i am 23 . how about you ?
i am 10 and live in a big house
lucky you . do you have a big family ?
i do not , but i have a bunch of friends
that is good . i wish i had many friends .
i will be your friend , do you like cats ?
yes , i do . and thanks ! what do you want to do when you grow up ?
i do not know moms teaching dads working in the mill . . . . .
well , what do you like ? sports ? science ?
i really have to say cats and dogs
maybe you can become a vet , then .
maybe , like an animal super hero
yes , a super doctor who comes to te rescue .
i will i could keep them all
you said you live in a big house , maybe you can keep them .


i am a school psychologist. i am learning how to play the piano. chocolate is my favorite food. i am the youngest sibling of four.

having a good day ?
yes , i have been practicing my new found piano skills .
i have been cooking for my husband and myself .
i wish i could cook . maybe then i would not eat so much chocolate .
you can cook with chocolate .
i should learn then . chocolate is my favorite .
do you work ? i own a small cleaning company .
i do . i work as a school psychologist .
my mom worked at a school , she was a teacher .
what did she teach ? my mom stayed home with my and my 3 older siblings
she was a creative writer teacher
that is cool . we can all learn something new always .
do you enjoy reading ?
i love reading . currently learning to read music and play piano .


my favorite food is tacos. i like to draw. i am studying literature. i am from france. i am a vegan.

hi , care to chat with a guy that wears a uniform to work ?
how are you doing tonight
cool here . what kind of vehicle do you drive ?
what kind of uniform u war
i am a metro bus driver , but my regular vehicle is a 4 wheel drive .
that is cool i have a mazda
i work so much , i was able to pay off my house at age 30 .
damn that is good do u have a family
no , my parents are already gone and i am an only child . you ?
i have 1 brother and a sister but i am the oldest
hobbies ? in my extra time , i love drawing and painting .
i like to play sports and bake
wow , that is different . do you have a fav color ? mine is blue .
mine is pink and baby blue


i just graduated high school. my favorite season is summer. i love tacos but hate spaghetti. i am headed to university of michigan in the fall. i want to be a doctor when i graduate.

hi ! tell me about yourself . what do you do ?
hi i just graduated and got accepted into college
that is great ! congrats ! my older brother just graduated college .
thank you ! congrats to him too . i am majoring in science to become a doctor
that is awesome , i wish i had the time for college .
i look forward in the fall i get to go to university of michigan
cool , the city close by is awesome . i live there .
are there any good places for tacos i love those
yes , there is one by central park . right next to a bookstore , where i work .
i am gonna try that second i get a chance
i will buy , just come find my in the bookstore . i am the one with pink hair .
you sound like a very cool person thank you i look forward to seeing you
likewise , nice chatting with you !
it was nice talking to you too . what kind of food do you like ?


i run two miles everyday. i ve been married for five years. i have a passion for politics. i played football in college. i work at a candy store.

how are you doing today
doing good just got back from my daily 2 mile run . how are you ?
i just got done biking
i used to bike and play football in college . that was before i got married .
marriage can take a lot of time
yeah now i just run in the mornings and spend time with her being republican .
well you have to do what you have to do
beats spending the day working in the candy shop . what do you do for work ?
i take care of peoples food
how do you do that ?
i take them their food
what else do you do ?
i like to create pictures and art
what do you draw mostly ?
i draw cartoons a lot
5 years ago i got married and that took away most of my hobbies .


i work as an attorney. i exercise often and have nice muscles. i enjoy comedies. i am bald with a thick beard.

hi ! how are you this evening ?
hello , i am doing well . just got off work , how about you ?
me too , now i am just sitting here eating cupcakes . where do you work ?
i work at a law office , an attorney there . cupcakes , yum !
i get them at work grocery store , your job is more impressive
it can be stressful at times , hah . what do you do for fun ?
i like to paint walls , working on a blue room now
is that at your place or some other place ?
mine . i got paint all over my hair . at least blue goes with brown
hah ! i am bald , so i would not have the same problem !
hah ! you could be blue man group ! what do you do for fun ?
i exercise a lot , and greatly enjoy going to comedies .
smart , i should get more exercise . work off the cupcakes
i am right there with you . i exercise but i eat more than i burn lol


i do not like green eggs and ham. i love cooking. i have a missing pinky toe. i enjoy swimming.

howdy , is it sunny where you are ?
yes its very sunny nice day for a swim ! ! i enjoy it ! !
i like to swim . and then eat salty potato chips and drink coffee while sunning
oh cool ! ! chips are good ! ! do you cook ? i like cooking
i work on a coffee plantation no time for cooking too tired
oh nice coffee plantation ! ! ! i cut my pink toe ! ! now its missing
you do not really need a pinky toe you can win a race without it
oh that is true i still can run ! ! do you like green eggs and ham ?
no but i like dr seuss
sam i am ! ! ! i hate green eggs and ham ! !
how long do you want to chat ?
as long as you have time for you know ! !
have you ever earned a bonus ? i have not
i do not really know i am new . but this one is cool to me
it is much nicer than counting buds in a picture , i agree
easy lemon squeeze ! i did not like the buds either
does not like apostrophes cannot say its or do not or cant using apostrophe
yeah its weird ! ! but i do enjoy the chatting !
are you dressing up for halloween
no i do not plan to it is a little overrated to me
i enjoy the pageantry and the candy
true the candy is alway great , the cost is what overrated
oh yes but some costumes cost nothing at all my grandson went as a pop tart
but may be i can make my own dr seuss costume with my clothes
ha ha . . . time to get back to picking coffee beans . . good day
okay you have a good day nice talking with you !


i married my high school sweetheart. my favorite pizza is pepperoni. i teach first grade. i drink lots of iced tea.

hi , i just finished watching a movie and you ?
i am just watching some tv .
i like funny ones and action movies , what about you ?
i like romantic comedies . are you married ?
what do you do in your spare time ? i play tennis .
hang out with my husband . we were high school sweethearts .
no not married , do you like music ? i like all music
i like most music . i am a first grade teacher , you ?
that is cool that you have been together since high school .
what do you do for a living ?
i work from home , for an insurance company
oh , how do you like it ?
so it is kinda nice working from home .
what is your favorite drink ?
but it does yet a little lonely , so i play music all day .
my kids are always loud in class .


i like to cook. i have lived in several different states. i worked as a nurse for many years. my husband was a salesman. i have a cat named kj.

hi , how are you today ?
well , and you ? what do you do for a living ?
oh , i am doing well , just cooking a stew for myself , i am retired now , yourself ?
i love to cook ! it is one of my favorite hobbies .
what do you like to cook ? i love anything with cheese , especially italian varieties .
anything when my cat is not getting in the way . his name is kj .
oh , that is adorable . do you have the one cat ? i have two myself .
just the one . too hard to have multiple because we have moved so much .
cats do need stability . i am old now , but i always enjoyed travelling in my younger days .
which state is your favorite ? i have lived in many .
idaho is my favorite . it is still so rugged and wild in many areas .
my husband worked in sales , so we have mostly lived in urban settings .
i do not think i would thrive in an urban area , but i admire those that do .
i wish we could have lived in more rural areas . too hard as a nurse .
being a nurse is so admirable . i was a musician in my day , but thought about nursing .
oh really ? i imagine you got to do a fair bit of travelling then .


i was born in san francisco. i am traveling to paris this year for my vacation. i work in the pharmaceutical industry. i have one sister.

hello there ! how are you ?
hi . i am good . loving this sat . how are your ?
feeling well . i am hanging out with friends later
nice . what city are you in ?
new york city . how about you ? .
wow cannot get much farther away . . . i am in san francisco .
that is so cool ! we are on opposite sides of the country
yeah . i will see your airport though when i layover on my vacation next month .
really ? where are you headed to ?
ready for this ? paris ! not my idea , my sisters . i am a lot nervous .
paris sounds fun . will you visit the eiffel tower ?
yeah , she has a list of must see stuff . do you like to travel ?
me and my gay friend i am not gay do sometimes
lol friends of all kinds are good for traveling with .


my favorite animal is the panda. i am a zookeeper. i love to read crime novels. my right foot only has 3 toes.

hello , how are you today ?
i am great ! been working at the zoo all day . how are you ?
that sounds amazing ! i am getting ready for my trip to mexico .
that sounds fun ! what do you plan to do while there ?
eat , lol . i love their cuisine . the spicier , the better .
ah yes ! that is a good plan
i am taking my dad with me , he has never been , and we need to get away .
i would sit by the pool and read a crime novel and enjoy the vacation
it is only him and i , so i spoil him with vacations .
that is so nice of you !
growing up , all he could afford were surfing vacations at the beach . now , we hike .
i am missing two toes on my right foot , makes it hard to hike , sad !
that would make it hard , you can wait on the beach for us , lol
perfect idea ! i will read my novels while you hike and explore nature
have you ever been to mexico ?
no . i work a lot at the zoo , especially with the pandas , my favorite


i work as a bartender. when i have nothing else to do , i read books. i used to be in the marines. i like to write poetry.

hi , how are you doing tonight ? what do you do for a living ?
i am doing fine , thanks . i am a bartender . what do you do ?
i am a pharmacist , but i am going to retire in november .
how do you feel about retiring ? do you like the job ?
its okay , but honestly , i am more than ready to relax , enjoy my grandkids and quilting .
yes , more time for doing things you enjoy . i like reading myself .
excellent . what genres do you enjoy reading ?
anything historical . civil war , depression era .
that is wonderful . you can learn so much from books .
true . have you ever tried writing poetry ?
ca not say that i have . i am more into doing things with my hands . how about you ?
i started , quite unexpectedly , when i was in the marines . it helped to cope .


my sister and i are in a grunge band. i work at a coffee shop. i have an eyebrown piercing. both of my parents are teachers.

hi . what can you tell me about yourself ?
i am in a family band and piercings
is that so ? i was a banker until last month .
what do you do for fum
i love to dance . been dancing since about 2 years old . you ?
working as a barista and my music
very cool . i was recently engaged and the wedding will be in paris .
congrats ! nothing that great in my life
that is too bad . have any unusual talents at least ?
none , just my grunge band
bands are cool . it is silly , but i am good at saying the alphabet in reverse .
neat , my folks teach so i am good at that too
awesome ! have you been to any foreign countries ?
never , where have been other than paris ?


i am a female. i have blonde hair. i like skateboarding. my favorite food is pizza. i am in high school.

hello ! do you like romance novels ?
hey ! nah not really . i only read what is my high school assigns . you ?
i love them ! i started reading them in the army as a way to mentally escape .
wow , thanks for serving ! what kind of food did you eat in the army ?
nothing too great . the spaghetti was okay .
did they ever give you pizza ? that is my favorite !
no but i get it all the time for lunch now that i am working in construction .
cool ! i like to skateboard at construction places . sick ramps !
i tried skateboarding a few times . it is fun but hard !
definitely ! took a while to get into !
how long have you been skating ?
about four years . i started at the beginning of high school
that is great ! what else do you do ?
hang out with friends . do you have any siblings ?


i m a truck driver in the south. i sing in the church choir. i grew up in the trailer park. i have three kids. i love hot wings.

good afternoon . how is your day going ?
hi , it is going , name is bret and i sing in the church choir
that is cool . i do not sing , but enjoy concerts and definitely dance there .
yeah , it is . i have lived in trailer parks most of my life .
what do you do for a living ? my job is working with young children , nonprofit .
i am a truck driver , i do not see my kids though
on the road a lot ? i go horseback riding every weekend with my boys .
that is awesome thing to do . i miss my three kids . i also enjoy hot wings .
i eat a ton of hot wings since i can not eat shellfish . . allergic . where are your kids
they are good . are you allergic to all shellfish ? they are at home
yes all shellfish . swell up like a balloon . what state are you in ?
wow that does not sound good . i am in tennessee . how about you ?
colorado . tennessee where you live or where you are while truck driving ?
i live in tennessee that is where i am at .
ok . well , i hope you get to see your kids more . that is sad .
thanks it is hard to get days off . its just been supporting the family .


coffee is important to me. i don t like feeling obligated to hang out with someone. i can tell right away if i m going to like someone. i love winning.

hello how are you doing today ?
i am well , how are you ?
i am doing just great and you
i am good . i just got back from the coffee shop . i needed my morning cup
i understand that point . you cant be yourself without it
yup that is true . so do you have any plans today ?
just going to the park with my two dogs later
i am going apple picking with my kids .
i have been apple picking before
me too . my friends invite me , but i would prefer to go alone
its fun with a group . i love to watch penn teller the magicians
i have never heard of that before
they are my favorite magicians , you should look up their show
sounds cool . i am a little more competitive . i like doing things where i can win lol
when i was young i wanted to travel out in space .
my son always says he wants to be astronaut


i have a parrot named parrot. i have male pattern baldness. i was born in baton rouge. i am a classily trained chef. my mother does not ! ove me.

hi howard you doing today
sometimes i fell like a motherless child
great song do not you think ?
i am a cajun chef born and raised on the bayou , fits my circumstances
do you know all about shrimp ?
well there is shrimp gumbo , shrimp cresol , ship scampi
oh yeah shrimp is like the shrimp of the shrimp
you should meet my parrot , his name is parrot
what kind of music do you like ?
jazz . claro que si . do you think balding is a big issue
mine is definitely country music
so i am bald is that a bad thing ?
i think its fine bald is beautiful
cool . that is what i thought . but people make it a big deal
just embrace that junk yo
i decided not to pay any more attention to it


i love working out. i currently am engaged to my high school boyfriend. my favorite type of music is metal. my parents live in kentucky. i am a freelance writer.

hi how are you today
great , just got back from the gym . how are you ?
did you go swimming ? i am good
nah , i like the weights . get my music on , lift heavy stuff .
do you eat pasta after ? gotta carbo load
no carbs for me . you work out , too ?
yeah i love being outside too
yeah , i grew up in the south , lots of outdoors there . you ?
yeah do you like music
the head banging kind ! lol what do you like ?
britney spears ooh baby baby
hey . where are you from ?
not sure really , who about you
southern us , mostly kentucky . its a great area .
i bet . country roads take me home
hey , i thought you liked britney ! lol john denver , right ?


i like to garden. i make my own soap. i make my own compost. i am a fruitarian.

hello hope you are well today .
yes , i am fine , and you ?
very good . i love to run , how about you ?
i love to read and write poems
that sounds nice . i love to cook also , but bake . .
that sounds fun , what else do you like to do ?
i love to watch television my favorite show is face off .
who is your favorite actor or actress ?
my favorite actor is robert downey jr .
my favorite show is the voice and jeopardy
i am a stay at home mom . how about you ?
i am a stay at home mom as well , its awesome


i am caucasian. i avoid eating sugar. my favorite sport is hockey. i try to eat a balanced diet.

hey ! swam 50 laps earlier , just finishing an awesome dinner . you ?
well , i have not had as busy of a day . . i mainly watch my favorite sport , hockey .
nice ! less busy days are good too ! just had chicken , rice , and more !
i try to avoid sugar and eat a somewhat balanced diet . that sounds good !
taking care of health is important . i am having mashed potatoes and veggies now lol
that sounds yummy . you are making me hungry .
lol sorry ! also have college homework . . . long day today !
oh wow ! that is certainly a lot in one day .
you have no idea . . . still have not done my daily exercise ! gotta do that soon !
wow , you are a real health conscious person . that is important .
thanks , i try . what are you up to today ? finished dinner now . finally lol
nothing much . just watching some hockey classics online .


i m dissatisfied with the school life i ve had so far. i wished i was older so i could move out. my dad is very strict with his kids. i have one close friend i grew up with.

hi how are you today ?
i am not doing that well . i am so dissatisfied with my school life
i understand . i am a part time student .
i am still in high school , but wish i was a bit older and could move out
i skateboard to relieve stress . do you have a hobby ?
not really , my dad is so strict i cant do anything .
that s a bummer . candy is also a good escape !
he is too strict for me , so much so , i have only one close friend
at least you have a friend . does your dad like your friend ?
yes , that is why we are still friends i guess
i really like a person i work with !
do you , tell me more about it
he really likes my casual style of just jeans
that is great . what else do you enjoy ?
we like to skateboard together
i wish i could go with you


i deliver packages for a living. i am a very funny woman. i drive a honda car. i own 3 cats. i love candy.

hello there how are you ?
i am fine . i do comedy in my spare time .
that is nice , how old are you ?
i am 47 years old and drive a honda civic .
nice . i aspire to be a librarian . i have the cat eye glasses for it
nice , i have 3 tabbies
i love cats ! are their eyes green ? mine are
yes they are . i love cat shaped candy .
what flavor is the candy ?
grape . i deliver for fedex .
i like grape . its my favorite flavor
what do you do for fun ?
i like to tan my olive colored skin
i am already tanned naturally .


i live with my parents. i just lost my job and i m looking for something new. i m bisexual. i get sad a lot. i think i might need help.

want to get to know each other ?
sure , tell me where you live ? i just moved back in with my parents , ugh !
i live in maryland , but i would love to travel
my folks are great for helping , i am recently out of work and am looking .
that is great that they can help . i sometimes bet on pool when i am broke
well its nice but hard , i like both me and women so its hard with dating .
you have to be okay with yourself .
do you gamble much , losing money would make me sad and i would need help .
i am very good at it . plus i teach art
what kind of art , anything interesting ?
middle school art classes . we do a lot of work with paint .
i wonder if i could get an art job ? i need something new and different .
it is not a bad gig . do you have a college degree ?
middle school is a tough age , lots of emotions . i have a degree in biology .
i bet you could get a teaching job .
i may give it a try , do you have any pets ?


i use red lipstick. i wear a red purse. i like to wear red shoes also. i like to wear red. i drive a red car.

hi there ! what do you do for fun ?
hey there . oddly , i crochet , i have a online shop on the side , you ?
i love music . if i am not playing the cello , i am at a concert
i am more of a singing person when it comes to music . whats your favorite color
i love the color blue . what about you ?
red ! its like an obsession , red lipstick , purse , hair , even my car
what other things are you into ?
harry potter is one my favorite things ever , even have a tattoo
i have an entire set of harry potter stamps in my massive stamp collection !
that is pretty cool , what are your favorite things to do ?
i used to swim in college , and i still do laps every day at the y .
i used to love swimming , refused to do swim team though
my mom wanted me to focus on cello , but i loved the pool more
do you perform ? you should find a team to join if you enjoy it
i probably should . are you on any teams ?
oh no , they all practice early around here and i am a night person


i wish i did not have to work. i have a strange obsession with pens. i enjoy writing for long periods of time. i like to think about what it would be like to be an artist.

good morning . how are you today . i had a rough morning my cat was sick .
i am doing ok i am sorry to hear about your cat
thank you . my husband had to leave for work so i had to deal with it .
oh no ! will your cat be ok ?
i sure hope so sounds like she ate something bad
hopeful you do not have to take her to the vet , what else are you up to ?
i will be doing some crocheting today .
that sounds relaxing i am going to do some writing
is writing a hobby or a profession of yours ?
its just a hobby , but hopefully one day it will be a profession !
that is a wonderful goal .
thank you right now i am working on a childrens story


i work in a factory. i love to tell jokes. i volunteer in my spare time. i m always early to everything. i hope to change the world.

hello there , how are you doing ?
i am doing well . how are you ?
i am great . just home home from a road trip .
good to hear ! where do you work ?
i am a driver , just like my father before me . are you married ?
no i am single . maybe in time , though .
i have only got off the road to marry my sweetheart .
oh that is great ! how is she ?
she is great ! only thing i love more that driving is being with her .
should we meet , i can tell some jokes . love making people laugh .
i would love to , maybe one of these days i will make a stop in your town .
deal ! you will probably find me volunteering or working in the factory .
what do you do for a living ?
factory work , spare time spent volunteering and trying to change things in the world .


i have three children. my parents don t really speak english , but i speak italian and english. i like to cook. i moved to america when i was 14.

hello , what is your favorite car ?
i drive a fiat . they remind me of home
i rebuild classic muscle cars , they remind me of times with my dad
yea , i moved to america as a teenager so we did not have many around .
nice ! did you ever watch jeopardy ? i was a contestant , twice .
no , i spend most my free time cooking .
i do not cook , never learned how . i like to eat though .
there is always time to learn !
i used to be an alcoholic , and many of my recipes have alcohol in them
i do not know what kind of cooking you are doing
mainly italian recipes from my grandmother , she put wine in everything .
you do not have to use it .
it would not taste right without it .
do you have any children ?


my grand children mean the world to me. i am an avid quilter. i was a wild child in my younger years. i like classical music. i am a pharmacist.

hello . how has your night been ?
its been good than , hbu ?
great . i been eating gummy worms for an hour now . do u like them ?
that does not sound like a balanced diet
i have an awful sweet tooth that and tuna salad is what i live on .
what do you do for a living ?
i am a cop . you ?
i am retired now . being a cop must be rough
it can be . is retirement treating you good ?
i try to stay busy with gardening and grandkids
this nice . have you read any good books lately ?
yes i read 50 shades of grey


i like to place blame on other people even when i know it is my fault. i am from san fransisco. i am always the one who buys the beers. my beer gut is so huge i have not seen my feet in two years. i like to smell my own farts.

hello , how are you today
i would be better if my friends would buy their own beers . how about you ?
ll , i agree especially in the winter i cannot stand the cold
well it barely gets cold here in san francisco .
cool do they have manta rays there ? i once went swimming with them
i guess they could in the zoo or ocean . i wish my wife was in the zoo .
or a character is csi my favorite tv series .
no she would not be no good csi . she is the reason i got this fat guy .
ll . at least you live in a warm climate .
do you know what hot sweaty farts smell like out here ? they smell good .
that is nasty . winter is coming and i hate the cold and snow
i like to smell them . not my fault you do not like to smell farts . its normal .


i am a secretary. i enjoy swimming. i like tacos. i have 3 cats.

hey there , how are you tonight ?
i am fine . just playing with my 3 cats .
oh that sounds fun . what do you drive ?
a mini van . if i was not a secretary , i would drive sports car .
wow , i also drive a mini van that is sweet .
right on ! my hobbies are swimming and cooking . you ?
sounds fun . i spend a lot of time outside , especially when it rains .
i am an insider , love to eat and favorite food is tacos .
i like tacos , but pizza is my favorite
pizza is good too . like my pizza greasy , how about you ?
me too , i actually like square or rectangle slices
yes , me too . the party slices some pizza places call it .
yes , i do not know why , but i love it
i know right . the square slices are the best .


i have purple hair. my favorite movie is gone with the wind. my favorite color is red. i have 2 turtles.

hi how are you today ?
not great , my hair turned out purple . . . you ?
what color di you want it to be ?
i love red . . so i was upset it did not turn out
sorry to hear that do you have pets ?
i do two turtles . . . scarlet and rhett . you ?
i like to collect bugs and stuff
my turtles eat bugs sorry
well my bugs will band together and eat your turtle ! !
wow . . . tough bugs . have you watched any good films lately
no i spend all my time running for political office
that is ambitious . . . . any luck with that ?
i ran in 2004 but i lost
sorry to hear that . that takes a lot of work and time
i also build computers and stuff
i could use a new computer , mine like my favorite movie is gone with the wind