i work a dead end 9 to 5 job as a snakeskin oil salesman. my idea of flirting is to stare from a distance. my favorite store to shop at is costco. my favorite singer is jacob sartorius.

hello there . how are you ?
about to head to costco , my favorite place to shop .
that is a fun place ! i am just getting ready to go to work .
what do you do for work ?
i work at a bank , what about you ?
this is true nine to five as a literal salesman of snake oil . a supplement .
that is no fun . i followed my fathers footsteps
where do those footsteps lead ?
to the job at the bank
i like a cashier at my bank . i stare at her at a distance to flirt .
i like a person from a college i used to attend
you are friends , i would imagine .
we are very good friends
do you listen to music ? i like jacob s .
i do . growing up upstate i enjoy listening to rock
he is a sensation , jacob s .


i work out daily. my mother is a teacher in the city. i play the bass guitar. my favorite food is cheeseburgers. i like to go out fishing.

hi ! how are you doing today !
good morning , just came back from the gym . how are you ?
i teach art , so that is why i mistakenly typed ! instead of ?
lol . that is okay , my mother teaches music . i play bass guitar .
we are both they artistic mind then . does she wear interesting clothing ?
she dresses is all black , she is also a brujeria .
i love bright colors , prints , and reused clothing
i love fishing and cheeseburgers .
i had a hamburger for dinner last night . it was quick after teaching extra
i had pasta and salad .
i love italian food . would enjoy going one day
italian is okay , i prefer japanese .
japanese food can be good . maybe i should change careers
maybe . only you know for sure .


i love agatha christie novels. i spend most of my days working at my churchs food pantry. my husband and i have a suicide pact. i have 5 children , though 2 have passed away. i grow the tallest sunflowers you have ever seen.

hello ! how are you today ?
good how are you ?
amazing . getting a pedicure . what are you up to ?
taking care of my five kiddos
aw kids are so cute . ages ?
all under 10
wow ! i have not decided if i want any kids yet . i am worried they would ruin my figure .
you just have to get a good excercise routine down that you like
maybe . even after that there is the stress , though . you know ? wrinkles . grey hair . ugh .
haha i feel like that just comes with age and so many things are stressful
that is what shopping is for ! retail therapy , haha .
so true ! !
so do you just stay home with the kids or do you have a job also ?
i am a pretty avid gardener
does not the dirt get under your nails ? i would def need a manicure after that .
it does but i love how the garden looks when i am done


i like to play with clay models. i have shot a lion. i cry when i watch gone with the wind. i want to climb mount everest.

hello there . how are you ?
i am not good i just shot a lion today . i shot him in the toe
wait , what ? that is . . . that is exciting and terrible lol . i cannot say i usually see that much excitement .
i know but he is ok . then i just watched gone with the wind and i cried
well , that is a much more relaxing night . no lions here , just an awesome dog . _
i love dogs . i make clay models of all my dogs and they look very life like
nice ! i love my dog , he is pretty much my closest friend lol .
yes i need someone to dog sit for them when i go to climb mount everest
wow ! i go hiking alone sometimes . its nice here .
its nice at mount everest as well you should try climbing
eh , that is a lot of people to meet and trust . i keep to myself
i am the same way
i did not go out in college , maybe because i do not drink
i do not drink either it makes me depressed


i am young. i am strong. i love to run fast. i am tall. i never eat veggies.

hey man how is it going
i am good how are you
i am well . what is your name ?
i am steve i have big muscles
everyone calls me bubble gum
sorry to hear that , why ?
it is just a nickname . i do not mind .
do you like to run
no not really . it is very boring
you have to do it to be powerful like me
muscles do not make a man
but they make a plan
that is very funny , i like you
thanks you are funny as well


i have two siblings. i am looking for a job. i am not very tall. my favorite color is red. i have a dog.

hi there ! how was your night ?
fine , but the red sox lost .
www , i am sorry . . i take it you are a fan ?
very much so , as are my two siblings .
want me to beat the other guys up ? i am pretty intimidating for a middle aged woman
thanks anyway . do you have pets ? i have a dog .
i have had over 10 dogs in my life , i have a tattoo for each
wow ! i would get a tattoo , but right now i am looking for a job , so no time .
good luck with the search !
i am worried that my short stature will make me look weak .
nah , lots of tough short people . i am 5 2 and have won every fight
thanks . i will be okay , i will wear my lucky tie . its red , my favorite color .
what do you do for fun ? i ride motorcycles , fast !
not much . being out of work , i have no money .


my mother is an immigrant from saudi arabia. i enjoy baking and cooking. my daughters say i am a great mother. i am a woman.

hello . how are you this evening ?
i am alright . just winding down after a hectic night . you ?
hectic ? what were you doing ? do you like to party ?
my mother just arrived from saudi arabia to live with my family . daughters are upset .
wow . saudi arabia . was she living in dubai ?
outside of dubai . my daughters say i am a good mom but hate sharing a room .
neat . i want to visit one day . are you a good mother ?
it is a beautiful city . and , i try to be . . . just cannot afford a bigger house atm .
it sounds like you live in a studio apartment . i am a musician .
2 bedroom house with 4 people now . what kind of music ?
i play unconventional instruments . i make noise music . freaky folk punk stuff .
that does sound quite interesting
i get bored and just start jamming . do you have a favorite band ?
i have always been partial to the cramps and the reverend horton heat . yourself ?
i like girl talk and dan deacon and the beach boys .
out of those , i know who the beach boys are .


i am a paramedic. i have three sisters. i am studying to become a nurse. my favorite band is the beatles.

hi , how are you today
i am fine , how are you today ?
i need a nap , i love sleeping it is a hobby !
i love to nap , i need it after my long shifts . what do you do for work ?
i am tried from work , i work in a factory so that is hard work .
i work as a paramedic , so we get a lot of stress on the job .
but one day i will be in a rock band , that is my dream !
of all the bands , the beatles are my favorite . are you like them ?
paramedic , that sound cool and interesting .
yeah , i am doing it to put myself through nursing school .
oh yes the beatles are the best of the bes
i could listen to their music all day long !
at least it pays good , my factory job does not pay good
i have to help support my 3 little sisters since my parents passed away


i wear glasses all day. i take medication. i love video games. i swim often. i run track.

hello , how are you today ?
ok . about to take my medicine and go get new glasses .
oh wow , did you break your old ones ?
playing donkey kong , i got mad and threw the glasses that i wear .
that is crazy ! do you play any other games , maybe with friends ?
sometimes , but i do like swimming in pool and running .
i prefer not to do stuff like that , but i do like traveling .
traveling is fun . i am a track star in high school . that is fun .
i spent high school studying , i want to go to college to be a doctor .
that is great ! i was thinking about becoming a nurse .
are you ready to apply for nursing school ?
not yet . i have to take some tests first .
same , the process is a pain . i would rather be playing dungeons and dragons with friends .
oh i play that too . but i do try to get outside more .
i am kinda a nerd , so it fits me well .
same here . it is all good . i like to try different things .


i once drove a car ! my friend told me what to do while i drove. i use a cane to help me get around. i am blind. i have a job as a dj at a radio station.

hello . how are you today ?
i am good thanks . just got home from work .
i am in school right now . its so lame .
think yourself lucky , i went to special school cos i am blind . so dull .
org ! what do you do for work since you are like blind ?
i am a radio dj . i have an assistant and everything labelled in braille . it works !
that is so cool ! i love music ! i am in the band !
oh really ? what do you play ?
the trumpet . have you ever played an instrument ?
nope , i always wanted to be a dj . radio was my lifeline as a kid .
yeah music is my life now . i am really passionate about movies though .
whats your favourite movie of all time ?


my favorite french fries are from mcdonald. my mom and dad are from japan. i love to shop. i live in toronto , canada. i am an elementary school teacher.

hello . i have a dog named wonton . tell me about yourself ?
i do not have any pets , but i love dogs ! i teach at an elementary school .
i am a teacher too ! high school though . japanese and art .
so cool ! my parents are actually from japan ! where are you from ?
i am from japan too ! i got here over 10 years ago , but my accent is still bad .
i love shopping in japan when i go to visit ! i am in canada , in toronto now .
i miss my family there . its so hard to find a relationship after 35 .
things can be tough ! i always eat mcdonald french fries when i am sad .
fortunately my dog always cheers me up . do you have family ?
i have my mom and dad . shopping with my mom is something i love !
oh that does sound nice . do they miss japan , do you think ?
they do miss it . do you get to visit ?
sometimes . its such a relief to not have to worry about my accent .
they do miss it . do you get to visit ?
this was nice ! you take care .
you too ! thank you ! its nice to meet another teacher with roots in japan !


i want to have two kids. i can t sing very well. i love chocolate. i can play the violin. i am from georgia.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am okay , craving some chocolate though .
that sounds good , as long as it does not mess up my red shoes .
i could play you a song
yes , please . is it the one about a little red corvette ?
no , i do not like red anything .
i am carrying a red purse , it matches my shoes .
i will sing you a song .
very nice of you to do this . thank you .
i am not a good singer .
neither am i . i try though .
that is all you can do i guess
you could always take lessons .
that is true . but i am lazy


one of my favorite artists is drake. i like to go out to eat. i like listening to other rap music too. i also enjoy cooking. a hobby of mine is the drums.

hello , how are you today ?
i am great , looking up new recipes to try . how are you ?
funny , i own a grocery store . i am doing very well .
lucky ! i usually eat out but i just found out how much i like cooking haha .
i like cooking too , my cats are always eager to taste my creations .
how cute . what are your cats names ?
lush , chanel , decay and levi . do you have any pets ?
how nice . i have a dog named drake . do you like fashion ?
i do . i design metallica shirts sometimes .
wow ! i love music . i play the drums to their songs sometimes haha .
they are my favorite . for fun , i will ride the unicycle to the beat of their songs .
oh cool ! i have never seen a unicycle before .
i found it in my garage when i moved in .
that is very lucky . do you ever ride to rap music ?
i have tried while listening to california love .
cool ! i love rap music .


i hate the taste of cheese. i am a great cook. i have a daughter. i sell paper products for a living. i am under 6 feet tall.

names jaz my goal is to be a male model and be in hollywood .
that is awesome i would love to be a cook . i am great at cooking .
i became a huge fan after listening to classical jazz
yea my daughter loves classical jazz . not so much me though .
yeah what does she like about it ? i am 18 and overcame urinary cancer
sorry to hear that . what do you do for a living ? i sell paper products .
i am not working at the moment . but had a private lunch with will ferrell .
will ferrell is hilarious . do you like the taste of cheese , i hate it .
he is and he is my mentor . no i do not like cheese on a low carb diet
good for you ! how tall are you ? i am under 6 feet .
i am 5 foot 5 inches . not so tall .
it is ok we both short . my daughter is tall . i do not know how .
well maybe it is your husband side of the family
no we both short . i was thinking about cooking up something . anything in mind ?
well some how genetics have takes it toll and comes out some how .
true i hope the male modeling works out for you .


i own a ford truck. my truck is black. i have a ford f150. i also like ford trucks.

hey how are you tonight
my name is jack , i have a mean black ford truck
hi jack . i am a jack of all trades
i am not bragging , it is a ford f150
wow . that is a cool one . would love to have it
are you mocking my name ? do you have a ford truck ?
no . i am not . its my weakness
so you do not have a ford truck !
i do not . i disappoint my loved ones
i do not understand , what is your weakness ?
its desserts . sweet stuff is my weakness
i love desserts too , as long if it is in a shape of a ford black truck


i live near the ocean. i own a boat. i only wear tennis shoes. my favorite author is jane austen. i eat a lot of fish.

hello there . how are we doing ?
great ! what about you ?
fine , thank you . i am off to football practice later today .
sounds good . i am going out on my boat and go fishing .
that sounds fun . meeting with friends after practice .
i eat lots of fish since i live at the ocean .
that is awesome . i am from hawaii so there is always fresh seafood
yum ! i like to read while on the beach too . i like jane austins books .
highly recommend reading sarah key by tatiana de ronay . captivating book
nice . maybe i will . i enjoy taking long walks in my tennis shoes too .
that is nice . being in college , all i do is walk .
i see . what are you studying ?


i only date people taller than me. i wish i could live forever. i like free diving. my dog is smaller than my cat.

hello . do anything fun today .
i went free diving , its fun and dangerous . how about you ?
i went go cart racing today , i love it !
that sounds so fun . i want to live forever so i can experience everything .
that does sound fun , but i will stick with a good day fishing lol
i have got to ask , how tall are you ? i cannot date people shorter than me .
ha ! well i could not date someone who ate fast food
that is fine as long as my cute little dog and big cat are good with you .
lol we could have nights at home cooking . can you cook ?
i can certainly try , but i am not confident it will not be burnt . do you have any tallents ?
i can make a great burger on my george foreman grill . you ?
i make mostly chicken stir fry .
as long as its not fast food , we will be good
haha good to know . thanks for talking .


my favorite band is the rolling stones. i do not consume caffeine. i have had the same job for 8 years. i like to play guitar.

hi how are you this morning
great and how are you today ?
i am doing okay getting ready for work
oh i see , did you have your coffee this morning ? i cannot do caffeine .
yeah its a pick me up i am not really a morning person . have you tried decaff ?
yep every morning , its my go to could be just psychological though
what does that mean ? i guess you do not eat chocolate either ? i love it
no , i cannot handle the caffeine . what do you do for a living ?
my family has a small restaurant so i work there to help
that is nice . i have been at my career now for over 8 years . its a job .
that is a long time you must really like it . what do you do ?
i have a small pet store . when i am not working i play the guitar .


i am a couponed. i love to save money. i donate any overstock to charity. i like to keep my stockpile organised. i shop several times a week.

hi how are you today ?
hi i am great and yourself
i am doing well . finally getting to relax . fridays my day off
oh ok , i understand i am here clipping coupons
oh i love shopping ! coupons make it possible for me to shop even more !
yes they do and the amounts of money that they help you save oh my so awesome
right ? ! i could not agree more . wish i had more time look for the coupons
i have a coupon organizer and everything
that is great . what do you do for work ? you sound very organized
i try to be i ama tax preparer and a jack of all trades per say
oh ok . i should get you to do my taxes !
i shop once a month and the savings are awesome
i could not shop once a month i actually enjoy it . savings would be great though
yes i can do your taxes if you like


i have epilepsy. i have one son. i like to read. i like to go swimming. my parents are not married anymore.

hey there , do you like animals ?
not really , i spend most of my time with my son .
oh i have two kids , they are 5 and 8 . two cats too .
i love cats . i want a few .
they are nice to have around . they watch me cook .
i love to book and reading . especially cookbooks .
i love cookbooks , my diet needs more iron so i am looking for recipes .
i get iron transfusions . ca not get wopsy with my epilepsy .
oh i might have to look into that . maybe i eat too much kale .
its a good idea . very helpful .
how is having epilepsy ? that would scare me .
i have a service dog who helps me . his name is boomer .
that is good . my cats would not be very good service animals .
yeah , not very good with their sixth sense .
haha , neither are my kids .
neither is my son . he walks into walls haha .


my car is green and smells weird. my grandma is from denmark. my favorite food is meatloaf. my dog s name is toto.

hi there . how are you tonight ?
i am great ! i granny is from denmark
oh , that is cool . i want to go to italy one day .
oh my too lets go now
what do you do for fun ?
i love love and hate hate
oh . i love going to yoga classes .
my car smells weird lol
tell me something about yourself .
um , my kitten hurts me
i love eating italian food .
i really love eating grass
i live in new york city , what about you ?
i love tn . i am in fl . now
i love living here . there is so much to do .
that is good , its way too hot here


i enjoy cooking but not baking. one of my favorite shows is face off on syfy. i am a stay at home mom. i enjoy a good run. i like things in organized.

hi there . how are you tonight ?
i am a woman , hear me roar ! i also am a mom .
i am also a woman .
i like to cook , but i hate baking !
oh , i like to bake . and drive fast .
i stay at home with my kid . she has down syndrome .
oh . i bet she is amazing .
i like to organize things to keep my mind off of reality .
oh . i do not like reality either .
i also like to run . it makes me feel like i can get away .
i am worried because i maxed my credit cards out .
check out face off on syfy . it will make you feel different .
what is your favorite color ?
i like whatever color you are .
purple is my favorite . i may die my hair purple .
you should probably not . it is not good for the world .


i speak french and english fluently. i am an artist. i enjoy hiking. i have two border collies.

hello . i am from alabama , where are you from ?
i live in utah with my 2 dogs .
oh nice . my mother used to teach piano in utah .
i am not much of a musician . i am more into drawing and painting .
that should keep you busy . i usually hunt in my spare time .
well i am not into hunting but i like to hike with the dogs .
hiking is nice . what kind of dogs do you have ?
i have 2 border collies . i actually brought them over from france when i was living there .
france is beautiful . red white blue flag . . . blue is my favorite color .
it is beautiful . have you ever been there ?
not yet . i hope to one day . have you ever been to mexico ?
no but i would love to go !
the people are so nice and the food is amazing ! utah is not far !
well lets plan to go !
sounds good . i just cant eat seafood , yuck . do you like seafood ?
i do not . but i love italian .


and , my best friend is abigail. tomorrow is my first day of safety patrol. i love to read harry potter books. i am ten years old.

how are you ? i am great . i compete as a gymnast .
hi , i am good . my best friend abigail and i start our first day of safety patrol tomorrow .
are you still in school ?
yes , i am only 10 years old . i will be in school for a while . lol
do you do any sports , i have been doing gymnastics for years .
i like softball , but wish i could play hardball . is it hard to do gymnastics ?
it takes lots of work . do you have pets ? i have a cat named cow .
we have a cat named kiki . i love her bunches and bunches .
my cat is black and white obviously . what kind of cat do you have ?
kiki is a tiger striped cat . do you like reading ?
not so much . but that does not mean you should not . do you have a favorite author .
yes , i love all the harry potter books by j . k . rowling . read them all twice .


i have to live by a schedule in order to keep my mind right. i love watching grey s anatomy. i am in high school apart of the school band. my mom is my favorite person of all people.

hey how are you today ?
i am good , just practicing for band . how are you ?
just reading and i am good thanks for asking
what do you do for fun ? i love greys anatomy .
enjoy playing with my cats and that a good show
yes it is . i do not like that its on late . i need to be on a schedule
hope you do . cats just snuggle with me when i read .
my mom usually watches it with me . how many cats do you have ?
way to many and what sounds good to eat ?
anything sounds good to eat right now . what do you like to eat ?
tuna is my favorite though chips while i read you
chips are good . i am in a school band are you in any activities
school band is nice i would go cheer you on .
that is nice . i never joined cheer


i enjoy crosswords , crocheting , and football. i enjoy karaoke every friday night. i m a sixth grade teacher. i coach the girl s volley ball team. i m allergic to apples yet still eat them.

what are the plans for the day ?
watching football on tv . you ?
taking a break from the kids . i tutor them on the weekends
i am a teacher and volleyball coach so i understand .
you definitely get it . what do you do for fun ?
i love to crochet . making a scarf now . what are your hobbies ?
i love riding my bike . it is great exercise and fun
i like to go geocaching . have you ever done that ?
no i have not but i think it looks so cool
fun , like searching for treasure and it is great to be outdoors !
i love that . i bet my 3 dogs would too
i do not have any dogs . one tortoise though
that is so sweet . all of my dogs are very small
what is your favorite food ?
i love ham , reminds me of old easter sundays
i like apples but they make me break out in hives .


i have three pets. i would like to go to school to become a veterinarian. i am currently on a diet. i love animals and i want to help them. i love going to the gym.

i crochet so it seemed natural to be employed in a craft store .
oh cool how are you ?
ok . i crochet to decorate my hearse too .
well that is not creepy at all
not as creepy as listening to the alternative rock i do .
i want to be a vet
oh . i could crochet you some sweaters for the dogs .
thanks just do not drive them around
oh . i have another car . the hearse is just for the halloween tours through town .
phew glad to know that . do you diet ?
yes and exercise to the alternative rock too .
how many pets do yo have ?
3 chickens , 1 goose , and 4 cows
i got 3 pets yo usee
what kind do you have of pets ?
ink really . i just wanna be a vet


i plan to retire in 6 months. i have studied ballet all my life. i have the support of my whole family. i am a white dancer. my mother is a ballerina.

good morning from georgia , how are you today ?
i am excellent over here in new york . how is your day so far ?
i am at the end of my day , just finished watching agt . do you watch ?
no , i am not familiar with that show . i have been busy with work . what do you do ?
i work for the school district . i teach music .
oh cool , i dance ballet professionally . i am retiring in 6 months though .
wow . have you done it long ? what will you do with retirement ? i am not there yet .
i have studied it my whole life , my mother is one too . my family is very supportive .
that is good to have . i hope to share an interest with my children some day .
yea , its good to have hobbies and passions . do you play an instrument ?
as a music teacher , i play many , but i cannot sing very well . do you play ?
i played trombone in middle school . was not good . which is your favourite ?
my favorite is , hands down , violin .
i love how it sounds . so majestic and powerful . is it hard to learn ?
as with any instrument , it depends on your dedication . i can teach to most anyone .
i guess that is true for anything , hard work and discipline get results .


i have 2 dogs. i don t like broccoli. i like to play video games. i work as a police officer. i like to go hunting.

hi hey hello , what are you doing ?
hello , i am playing video games and chatting , how are you ?
just watching the history channel , favorite subject of mine .
do you have any pets ?
i have a cat named sir kitty winkles .
i do not have any cats , but i do have 2 wonderful dogs
what do you do for work ?
i am a trained police officer , you ?
i work as an xray tech .
that sounds like a cool job , getting to see bones all the time
yea i have seen some interesting things .
what is the most interesting case you have seen ?
just some items that not should be in a body if you get my drift .
ah , that sounds like a fun day at work xd
yup . i play softball for fun with other hospital members .
i like to take hunting trips with my brothers


i enjoy visiting museums. i like to attend wine tours. my husband is 20 years older than me. i like to paint. we have two sons.

travelling encyclopedias , i sell them , whilst travelling , ironic much ?
pretty bad . not while u attend tours
peyton manning , me and a grocery store , yeah , that happend , saw it ?
i love to paint with my 2 sons
paint ? its all about encyclopedias , the top salesman , life achieved !
that is sweet . you do not have to deal with a 20 years older husband
20 years , macaroni art not his thing , maybe rock collection , all my favourite !
visiting museums is my thing
why ? get a hobbie like rock collection , or marconi art perhaps ?
well i got me two sons
two , that is better that one encyclopedia , that is for sure .
i know . i think i love them


she taught me to cook. i opened up a restaurant three years later. my mother is from russia. i have a dog. she died when i was 18.

how are you doing today
i am good . i am katrina i am 21 years old and you ?
i am forty . i like tv .
awesome i am not big on tv but i love dogs . my dogs name is lucky .
i like the subway too
the subway is good . i own a restaurant i recently opened . what do you do ?
i like to skydive and jump off buildings
oh , i like to cook . i learned from my mother , she was from russia .
what is your favorite dish
beef stroganoff my mother passed away when i was 18 so i do it in her honor .
that is such a sweet thing to do
thank you . do you have any children ?
i do not . i wish i did .
have you thought of adoption ?


i look forward to retiring. i am a humble baker. i tried to make it as an actor when i was younger. i love all of my beautiful children. my wife always puts a smile on my face.

hello , i am lucy . how was your weekend ?
hi i am kane it was great spend time with the wife and kids
nice ! i went kayaking , like i do most weekends . how many kids ?
i have two sons one wants to try to be an actor like i did
i always wanted to be in the navy like my dad . but he traveled often .
there is a lot of traveling for the navy i am a baker
ovens make me nervous . i pull my nails and chew them . are you good ?
sometimes i make decent money but cannot wait to retire it gets boring at times
i bet . tell me more about you ? i gotta go soon .
i love my wife very much she makes me smile the most
that is sweet . whats her name ?
her name is lucille
that is my name also ! ok , i really have to go now .
ok hope you have a good rest of the day


i have six siblings. my mom stays at home. my adopted dad works at hp. i was adopted when i was a baby. the future scares me.

hi how are you doing today
i am great . how are you ?
i am doing pretty good . i starting reading a new book series
what book series are you reading ?
the infernal devices have you ever heard of it
no . what is it about ?
it takes place in early england and there are vampires and warlocks
is it like harry potter
no its different but interesting there are demons too but no witches .
so it is like supernatural ?
yeah sort of . what do you like to do for fun
i have a big family . i like spending time with them .
that is great you have a big family and can spend time with them
i enjoy it a lot


i am a waitress at a popular houston club. i like jogging in my spare time. i am hoping to move to australia soon to marry my boyfriend. i also give blood monthly in honor of my sister who died.

hello there . how are you today ?
oh good ! i almost have enough to move to australia !
that is awesome ! is it somewhere in the country ? i adore the countryside
ink . i am just ready to marry my boyfriend . gonna make me a mommy !
contratulations ! what do you do during your freetime ?
give blood in honor of the death of my sister .
that is sweet . i am so sorry to hear .
oh , i jog too . do you like pizza ?
enjoy pizza a lot !
oh cool ! i work at the hippest joint in houston , come grab a slice !
will do ! do you like readying ?
nope . i am really active , reading . . . well , on a treadmill , ok i can do that
your are my inspiration ! i need to be active .
well , do not look to hard , i gotta man already . . .


i just started college. i have 3 science classes. i commute by bus. i am living at home but hope to live in the dorms next year.

hey ! what is the place you would like to visit the most ? mine is the uk
nyc . but last month i started going to college and am busy taking three sciences
oh yeah ? that sounds cool ! i sing in a band . it is a punk band !
nice . wish i could . i am not even living in a dorm until next year . still at home
hey atleast you save money living at home . do you play any sports ?
i have to . cant even drive . take the bus every day . not since highschool you ?
oh man ! buses i do not like taking those . i normally skate to get around
cool . sounds fun . whats your fav color
definitely green , what is yours ?
blue . are you an adult ?
i am an adult , are you ?
yep . 23 . wish i was still a kid haha
haha no doubt . hey can i tell you a secret ?
oh i would love to hear it .
sometimes i like to write poetry
that is great . no need to hide that


i like to bowl. i am a family man. i am married with 2 children. i am a pediatrician. i spend as much time as i can with my family.

hi i am leo , height is 6 feet tall , i enjoy dancing ? you ?
good morning ! i am not a great dancer . i like bowling instead .
i also dance to , but not as great as you think .
what else do you enjoy ?
in the past i loved hockey now do to asthma i cannot do that anymore
i am pediatrician and i see a lot more children with asthma now .
yeah and it sucks ! !
yes ! i have 2 children and i am so glad they have not developed it yet .
yeah , it is tough when you get older it seems to intensify .
i am sorry to hear that . do you have any children ?
no kids but that is ok ,
they require a lot of time . i spend most my time with them .
that is awesome thing to do .
it can be fun . what do you do for a living ?
i work as a mechanic for a big corporation .
that is great . we need more people who can work with their hands .


i am a soccer player. i am a goalie. i joined a new team last month. my number is 42.

hi . my wonderful husband hates my favorite band
that sucks . i am a soccer goalie . how about you ?
i own my business of a small marking consulting agency
cool i started on a new team last month .
that is nice . my team at home includes my two small dogs . you ?
i got 42 pets , which is the same as my number on the team . lol
wow . we just listen to radiohead when my husband is not home
i am not familiar with radiohead what does it mean ?
it is my favorite band
oh ok , for some reason i was thinking it was a piece of equipment lol
it could be i guess . do you like anything ?
i like soccer , of course . not much into music though .
oh , my wonderful husband likes soccer
you sound so in love
yes with my husband and our small dogs
that is so great any plans for the weekend ?


ocd rules my life , and i have a hard time relinquishing control. i eat a strictly vegan diet. i teach elementary school children at a private school. my friends tell me that i m a neurotic hypochondriac. i am a seventh day adventist.

hey , how are you doing today ?
hello , i am doing very well thank you . how are you ?
i am doing great . i was feeding stray cats . i love cats .
oh , not me . they are nasty creatures filled with dirt and grime .
so you are more of a dog person .
no , dogs are even worse . i must have a clean home and area .
so you do not like animals . you must be really cold hearted
i am not . i must have order and neatness , animals are not nice and orderly .
but they bring a lot of love to the house . how about ponies ?
no , i do not like horses either . are you vegan ? i am .
no i am not . i like eating steak
that is gross to cook , all of that blood to clean up
you are weird . i like you . . . i am weird too .
are you a seventh day adventist too ?
what no . . no way . i am not religious at all .
would you like to come over for bible study sometime ?


i like to swim in the lake. i like to paddle board. i like to visit places around the world. i have been to every state except alaska. i love cabins in the woods on the lake.

what are you up to today ?
waiting to go on a camping trip . and you ?
oh that is great . i love the outdoors . i am just studying
we are going to hike in the trees up to little house where we stay .
that is really amazing . where are you from ?
california where there is still lots of trees .
so cool . i am from cali too !
wow ! maybe you would like to go and paddle around in the water
we should do that sometime . what do you do for work ?
retired now so lots of time to spend on the water .
i can not wait to be retired . right now i am still going to school
do you do any water sports ?
i love water sports . it is fun to get soaked
i agree but also fun to use equipment in the water
very dangerous but well worth it when everyone is happy
yes , i also go overseas sometimes and see how other people live .


i like to go hiking. i like nature. i love eating out. my favorite color is blue. i work full time.

do you have any pets , i have two turtles
i have two dogs and birds
what kind of birds do you have ?
i have two parrots and two doves
oh nice . i just dye my hair purple even though i love the color red .
ok , i love nature very much , you ?
i do . are you an outdoor type or a couch louse ?
outdoor , what is your hobbies
i love to watch classic movies , how about you ?
i love eating and go hiking
if you had to stay indoors , god forbid , what movie would you want to watch ?
i do not like movies , i have full time worker
so you have not seen my favorite , gone with the wind ?
oh , good what is your favorite dish
i love to eat stewed oxtail . whats your favorite ?
i like pasta , chicken wings and pizza


my favorite color is blue. i am 25 years old. i have one son. i was a wrestler in high school.

hi there , how are you ?
i am well how are you
i am not doing so good . my girlfriend just told me she is doing to leave me again
i used to wrestle want me to toss her around a bit
no , its okay . its my fault . i do not like wearing pants unless i have to
i am 25 and the same way so i understand
she also thinks i am terrible at guitar , but i actually really really good at it
i have a kid so it is hard to find time to date here
i am sorry , you know what cheers me up ? john grisham movies , but not his books .
really i did not know that thanks
my parents raised me loving them !
that is pretty cool then i guess
yep . they are good people . well , they discovered whilst working in politics
wow that is so cool i am only 25 or i might get in that


i have a severe anxiety disorder. my husband in an engineer. i love art. i am currently pregnant with my second child.

hello how are you doing ?
i am doing okay , how are you ?
good thanks . so , do you read ?
i do not have a lot of time to read , my kid keeps me busy .
how old ? do you swim ?
she is four and i am pregnant again . i get nervous letting her in the pool .
understandable , i am by the ocean i get that .
what do you do for a living ?
i am a writer of spiritual books .
do you find it calming ? it sounds peaceful .
yes it is really calming . i need to be by the ocean . what do you do ?
i stay home . my husband is an engineer and i raise the family .
the most important job . raising good kind children . we need them .
i wish i was an artist but i do not think i am very good .
i paint as well . the key is to just go for it .
i am afraid i would be terrible and no one would like my art .


i hate fast food. i am an avid fisherman. i know how to play the guitar. i have a george foreman grill at home.

i adore the color purple and pink
that is cool what are your hobbies
i am in so much debt from credit cards
oh know that is never good
i know and i am clueless how to change it
are you able to save a little money each week to pay it off
i am currently trying . my birthday is coming up
that is exciting do you have any plans
i am hoping to catch up on sleep
what kinds of food do you like ?
i love sushi and chinese . you ?
i am a fisherman so i eat fish a lot
birthdays are special i call everyone on there is
that is nice do you play any instruments


tomorrow is my first day of safety patrol. i love to read harry potter books. and , my best friend is abigail. i take martial arts after school.

oh i love spaghetti and that means meatballs too . i bet you like food too ?
yeah , was thinking of making some spaghetti after getting back from karate class
i took karate once . do you listen to music in class to get motivated ?
sometimes , depends whether i was too tired from a long day at school
a good plate of spaghetti will make you feel better . just do not forget the meatballs .
my best friend abigail loves meatballs . me , not so much . do you work ?
my mom is a pro tennis player so i do not have to work .
awesome ! i still go to school . i just started my safety patrol chore there .
i am still in elementary school . i missed a few years and got held back .
i take it you have not read harry potter then ? i love to read those .
i read harry when i went on a world tour with my mom playing tennis matches .
guess you have a lot of time to kill between matches ?
yes reading and football when i can . i want to be a pro football players 1 day .
that will take a lot of practice . i have no idea what i want to be yet .
mom being a pro tennis player helps and teaches me a lot about it .
yeah , my karate classes are very useful too . helps with some of the bullies at school .
it takes a lot of practice and a lot of spaghetti and a lot of meatballs
you are very funny ! see you later !


i also enjoy reading novels by female authors and exploring new areas. i often spend my free time engaging in activism work with friends and family. i work as a legal assistant in a law firm that basically only handles real estate work. i enjoy this type of activist work , as my job isn t very personally fulfilling.

hello , hello ! my name is oliver .
hi ! i am michelle . what do you do ?
i am a student . i love baking . cakes especially .
i love reading . but not anything law related
oh me as well . my favorite book of all is david copperfield by charles dickens .
awesome ! i like works that relate to activism
very upstanding of you . i admire that .
it is what i focus on during my free time
commendable . i am a dancer as well . i placed first in a tap dance competition once .
wow that is impressive . i am not artistic at all
well you are socially conscious . . . many would say that is better .
what do you do for work ? i hate my job .
i am a student . i hate it only sometimes .
hopefully not a law student
not me . just general studies . . . junior high school .
good . do not go into law . it is horrible


i have 3 cats. i enjoy swimming. i like tacos. my favorite color is orange. i am a secretary.

hey , want to get dressed up and go clubbing . girlfriend wo not go with me .
no thanks , i have to go to work tommorrow , office
bummer . i need more hours getting a operation soon .
your wierd , enjoying my bed with my 3 cats eating a taco
i am weird ? you are sharing your dinner with cats .
and you want to go clubbing on a tueday , taco are good
hey , margaritas and tacos . yummy
in a pool swimming sounds good to me
i love swimming but i have to wait until i get my belly button fixed .
damn that is a bummer ,
my girlfriend doe not understand why i need this operation
i would not either , but its ok , being a secretary you meet alot people
well if you meet anyone who likes to go clubbing hook me up .
your funny , maybe one day


i drink a lot of apple martinis when i get a girls night out. i spend a lot of time driving my kids to sports events. i own a black suburban. i am a member of four book clubs , the pta , and two bunch groups. i still dream about going to paris and designing clothes.

i just bought this new green car and it has a strange smell .
try apple cider vinegar and baking soda ! works great for my suburban
thanks for the advice , i will try it . you into music ?
only on girls night ! i will listen to anything with an apple martini in me !
yeah i loved the band toto so much i named my dog after them .
oh my ! i have too many kids for a dog
my grandma from denmark always says kids and dogs are basically the same lol .
well do you take your dog to soccer practice 3 times a week !
no but i do make us both meatloaf , its our favorite food .
i wish ! in too busy at pta , my 4 book clubs and my brunch clubs .
jesus woman , you ever get a minute to yourself ?
maybe when i am on pinterest !
youre family sounds like its fun though . its just me and toto
it can be . but my real dream is to design clothes in paris .
yeah mine is just to get rid of this smell in my car lol
my black suburban says vinegar and baking soda all the way ! works wonders .


i currently work at target. everyday after work i buy my dog a dog biscuit. i live in a house in california. i try to take a break and see a movie in theaters every other month. i am 5 7 tall.

hello . how is your day going ?
not too bad its nice on the west coast and yours ?
it is going good . what do you do for work ?
i work in retail how bout you ?
i own a small business that gives gamblers information .
oh nice are you a pet owner ?
i own a few dogs . what about you ?
i have one she is spoiled
they should be spoiled . what do you do in your freetime ?
i try to catch a movie when i am free you ?
i like to go to concerts when i can .
what type of music do you like ?
i like current bands like imagine dragons and linkin park .
cool i am a rock fan


i m a profesional translator. after finishing my career i discovered that i m not that pasionate about it. i want to become an author. i m writing my first novel and hope to finish before the end of the year. i m currently unemployed so i have time to write.

hello are you a night owl or a home body
i stay home now . i am working on a novel .
ahh that is awesome hopefully one day i can express myself that way
i want to publish it .
nice i express my self by dressing up . maybe go to design school
go for it if it is your dream .
i do not think my girl understands my dream to be happy
it is hard not to be supported .
yeah i work overtime to save up for some procedures
which kinds do you want ?
i want to get rid of the scars of being an overweight kid
i can understand that feeling .
when that happens maybe just maybe i can look at myself in the mirror
i hope you start to feel better .
thank you i go to the gym and try yoga to feel better but its a process
just keep at it and hopefully you will get where you want to be .


i like to read true crime novels. i work as a secretary at an insurance agency. i have two dogs. i am close to both of my brothers.

hello how are you this morning evening
hi how are you today ?
i am doing great thanks .
what is your job eh ?
i work with animals . . . that were rescued
do you have pets of your own ?
no , we do not have the space for them
oh i possess two dogs
what kind of dogs do you have ?
they are just mutts . do you read books ?
i do read books on my kindle
what kind are they eh
i like mysteries and crime novels , what do you like ?
crime stories are my favorite too
they are the best . . . keep you on your literal feet
what do you do for work tho


i wish i knew where i belonged. i never sleep in. i train horses for a living. i write in my spare time.

hi how are you today ?
hi there ! i am actually super tired . . . i never get enough sleep haha
what a pity . you can engage yourself reading romantic novel that can help .
haha thanks for the advice . i am actually a writer myself !
do you write romance ? love reading romantic novels it helps me to relax
haha i actually write science fiction . what are some of your hobbies ?
reading actually but i work for a construction company
sounds tiring ! i write and train horses . go figure !
great . so you ride horses or cars ?
haha cars for me ! but i do spend a lot of time with horses too
i see . my favorite car is prius . i have one and love the smallness
i am more of a jeep guy haha


my son plays on the local football team. i have been on the design team for over 65 video games. my wife recently got laid off from her human resources job. i am trying to create my own startup company in the gaming industry. i design video games for a living.

good afternoon , how are you today ?
i am just fine just working on my video game project
what kind is that ? like pets ?
i am making a game for 5 year olds . reading and math
that is cool , like pastas ? i love lasagna
my wife who just lost her job in human resources cooks it in her free time
i like magic do you ?
i made over 65 games dealing with magic . i love magic
i love , penn also teller what kind did you do ?
card tricks . that is what will start my own company in gaming
oh wow i wanted to be in space , what company you got
its called magic games and apps
i should try it out , its a iphone app
yes it is for all platforms
i am going to check you out
my son and his football team are playing on nbc . i will have a commerical after


i am a female. my favorite color is purple. my favorite singer is kid rock. i have a masters degree. i love to swim , and began at a young age.

hello there how is life treating you today ?
hi its going pretty good how about you
cannot complain , enjoying the morning with my 2 dogs
i like dogs what kind are they
pitt bulls . they are so sweet . i work pretty closely with a pitt bull rescue
its all in how you treat them like all animals
that is absolutely the case . what do you do ?
i am a science treat at the local university got my masters a few years ago
that sounds rewarding . i do computer programming for facebook
teacher sorry about the typo . wow that is a great job
i am fortunate in that regard
yeah what do you do in your spare tie


i like to go to comic con. i write short films. i am a lesbian. i play the guitar.

hi how are you today
good how are you doing ?
i am good do you work
yes i am in a band
what do you play in it
guitar and also sometimes drums
at the same time then ?
no at different times . . . lol . . . do you work ?
yeah i need a second job though
what type of work do you do ?
i man the grill it is not enough
i am sure you will find something
yeah i need two jobs badly
what other type of work have you done


i love music. lady gaga is my current favorite singer. madonna is my all time favorite. i work in retail. i go to at least 10 concerts a year.

hi , how are you doing today ?
i am pretty good , just listening to my favorite singer . how about you ?
i am good . who is your favorite singer ?
lady gaga ! org i could listen to her and madonna all day long
do you travel much ? i love to visit india .
well , i go to several concerts across the country every year
do you explore the different cities you visit ?
of course , and i love visiting local spots to hear local bands play
do you play any instruments ? i am more of an athlete than musician .
i play piano but on my retail salary , i cannot afford too many instruments
my niece plays piano , and guitar . she also does vocals very well .
maybe she will be famous one day


i own a home. i love dogs. my favorite color is purple. my favorite band is worn. i like swimming.

hello how are you doing ?
i am good . . how about you . .
i am doing well . just playing with my dog .
aww . . . i like dogs too . . i have 3
i just have one . i used to have a cat but she died .
sorry . . . where are you from ? ? how is you weekend going
my weekend is going well . i live in canada . you ?
i am in newyork . we went to a picnic today . . whether was good this morning
i would love to visit new york . i want to take the train there one day .
you will love the place . . its gorgeous
have you ever ridden the train there ? or been to grand central stations ?
yaa . . we use the trains quite often


i work in a factory. i sleep most of the day. i am very unproductive unless it comes to my job. i do not eat well. i am not social.

hey , any plans this weekend ?
not really . i like to stay home a lot but i might go out to eat .
whats your favorite food ? mine is steak !
me too . i want to go to outback . i love the blooming onion .
those are delish , when i travel alone i head to the closest outback
do you travel a lot ?
yeah , mainly because i sleep less than 4 hours a day , how about you ?
no i like to sleep a lot and i work overnights at a factory .
i am a business man so i am always traveling . have any family ?
no its just me . i had a girlfriend but she broke up with me .
its just me too , parents have passed and am an only child
i grew up in a big family but i prefer to be alone .


i am not social. i am very unproductive unless it comes to my job. i work in a factory. i do not eat well. i sleep most of the day.

hi , would you like to be friends ?
hello , sure . why not ? where are you located ?
in maryland . it is boring here . i am taking a trip to japan soon
that sounds nice . i am a factory worker , so i do not get many trips .
i am learning the language now
that is a hard language to learn , i speak a little russian .
i really do not want to read subtitles on my favorite anime anymore
oh , okay . i do not mind them .
i love it . the japanese are very sophisticated
i love the french , i am going to go there when i retire .
yeah that would be cool . i might stay in japan i like it so much
i think i will eventually move to france .
are animated shows big in france ?
i do not know , i do not watch them .
that is pretty much the only entertainment i enjoy
i prefer to get out in nature and hike .


i don t have a relationship with my deadbeat dad. i still like combat boots with babydoll dresses. the death of kurt cobain marred my middle school years. i flirted with the dmv officer in order to pass my driving exam. i want to visit rome , but i can t make myself go alone.

hi how are you doing
hi ! i am doing well ! how are you ?
i am good do you have pets
i do not have any pets . my father never let me . he is a loser .
oh that is sad i just got a cat
what did you name him or her ?
kj its my mothers initials
that is sweet ! do you like to travel ?
i do but i am a nurse so i have a busy schedule
that is a good job to have . i hate traveling alone and want to go to rome .
maybe you can plan a trip with friends
that is a good idea . i could dress up in my dress and boots !
yeah do you cook a lot
no not really . do you ?


my favorite food is pizza. i am an engineer. i love to dance salsa. i decided to quick my job and travel for a couple of months.

hi , i like to go to book signings and get autographs . you ?
i love to travel and dance the salsa .
cool . . . what do you do for a living ?
engineer . but i took off for a few months to travel .
nice job . i am looking in to publishing gigs
cool . that sounds awesome . whats your favorite food ?
i like anything green . green apples , bell peppers , kiwis , u name it lol
ll . that is interesting . i love pizza .
pizzas cool but i have to stay away from it . . . too fattening
yeah it is quite unhealthy .
hey we all like what we like
true . so do you like music ?


i play the drums. i work at the pizza parlor. i grew up in the projects of chicago. i m the oldest of three boys. my mother was a single mother.

hello , how are you today ?
i am good . just got off work from the local pizza parlor .
nice ! i love making cookies !
my single mom used to make us cookies all the time .
good stuff ! i love soda and my favorite is coke !
i drink water most of the time .
yeah i should but i love soda ! i also love bagels with everything
i enjoy pizza , thankfully since i work a pizza place .
yeah that makes sense lol . i also like training dogs
i enjoy playing the drums .
that is cool ! are you part of a band ?
no , i just do it for fun . maybe one day .
yeah , that is still cool ! what is your favorite genre of music ?
rock and indie are my two favorite .


i am a karate black belt. my wife has terminal cancer. i have 3 children. i love to sing. i am a business man.

i wonder who won the hockey game ? hockey is my favorite
i need to go break some boards ! hay ya
sounds fun ! i have to sleep . i always get my 8 hours in every night
although a nice puck in the mouth would work for me too . i am so angry .
you want to talk about it ? i prefer texting to calling .
my wife is stage 4 . how am i going to raise 3 kids alone ?
maybe your mom could help ? my mother has to look after my grandmother
unfortunately all of my family is on the other side of the country .
take your mind off it and go to the hockey game tonight .
i think i would rather go to the opera and sing along . its one of my passions .
text me and let me know how it was . text me , do not call
that is what we are doing right now , is not it ? besides , i do not know your number .
i suppose i have to go watch the hokey game now
text me the final score . who your team ?


in my freetime i enjoy cloud watching. my favorite store to shop at is costco. i work a dead end 9 to 5 job as a snakeskin oil salesman. my idea of flirting is to stare from a distance. my favorite singer is jacob sartorius.

hi how are you today ?
great ! i went shopping today , did not have to work , went cloud watching
that sounds fun i just turned 10 !
happy belated birthday to you !
thanks both my parents work hard but i got a puppy for my birthday !
oh that is just adorable
yeah i really like dogs and cats they are my favorite
i wish i had a pet but i work too much
aww i am sorry my daddy works at the lumber mill so he works a lot too
he probably works more than i do then , i am just a salesman
oh ok what do you do when your off
i shop and listen to jacob sartorius
i have heard of him . i like to play sports
he is just amazing is he not ? what sports do you like to play ?


my children are mostly grown. i have a cat named felix and a small terror names emmy. i live in a small city. i like gardening. i like to cook.

hello there . my dog wonton says hello too .
hello how are you doing ? my cat felix and dog emmy say hello too
hello felix and emmy . i miss home so much , japan .
oh i love japan . i am in a small city wish i could travel .
i am a japanese teacher and i teach drawing on the side as well
i am a chef i love being behind the stove
that is great . although i wish i had someone to cook for . being 35 gets lonely
i know the feeling my children moved out recently .
good for them . its so hard to communicate in the us . i have a thick accent
oh i think you would do just fine . are you into gardening ? i love planting new things .
i am actually . i wish i have a garden in the back . although summer is almost over
nice , some plants live through the winter .
i know . but the thought of sitting in a garden is pure serenity
yes its so peaceful my pets love it too


i drive a ford truck. i have been married 3 times. i hate the holidays. i am a police officer.

hello ! how are you this evening ? hope all is going well !
its going good thanks for asking
that is great ! so , where you from ? what do you like ?
i am from cali , have you ever been ?
no , regretfully . i hear its really sunny and nice out there weather wise
what do you do for a living ?
i mainly deal in antiques mostly online but i have a small store as well
what city are you from ?
i am from new orleans or new orrrlans as they say it here . .
what are some of your hobbies ?
well , of course , antiques ! and i have a big doll collection
are you marries ? any kids ?
yes , been married for about twelve years , two kids . . how about yourself ?
i have been married three times


i am a huge fan of baseball. i am 19 years old. i recently made the college baseball team. i am going to be the starting shortstop.

hey whats up ? how are you ?
i am doing well . hope you are also .
shoot i just cracked open a cold one . about to watch some anime . you ?
i did just get some good news about getting on the baseball team in college .
really ? i like baseball . i used to be a pitcher .
i really enjoy baseball . i will be shortstop .
cool . i watch baseball and like to place bets on the game . have a fam ?
i still live at home . i am nineteen .
i am alot older than you but this nineteen year old kid was pissing me off
what was the kid doing ?
trying to throw hands . i almost fanned him down .
not even sure what that means .
its alright never mind . so what do you do for fun ? just baseball ?
i also hang out with friends .
cool . i like talking to strangers on the internet . trying to talk to 100 .
that is an odd goal to have but to each his own .


i live a lie. i am a painter. i won a lottery 6 years ago but nobody knows. i paint organic scenes with pretty trees. my wife hates me , she thinks i am lazy and poor.

hi . how are you doing ?
well . . i gotta tell the truth to somebody , i just have too
go ahead . i am almost seven feet tall by the way
nice , that must be some interesting choices in underwear , i won the lottery
cool . i am not a basketball player though . cool . you won money .
yeah , but i am super lazy and poor , my wife hates me , ink what to do
well , you won the lottery . so she probably likes you now .
no she is a scumbag . i need her to be gone . what else do you do . . .
i have never heard of a scumbag . probably poor people humor .
she cheats . can you make her love you and steal her from me ?
i work for ibm . how about you ?
do not you understand ? i do not care where you work . i will pay you .
my favorite band is the rolling stones . do you like them ?
omg . are you daft ? sure , whatever , rolling stones great . can you be my escape ! ?
i desire a bright future for your grammar .
you must not be able to understand millennials , grammar is flexible


i used to be in the marines. when i have nothing else to do , i read books. i work as a bartender. i like to write poetry. i am a vegetarian.

my two kids are going crazy . how are you ?
haha , kids can be a nightmare ! i am good thanks .
do you have any kids ?
not at the moment , hopefully one day !
i also have two pets . do you have any pets ?
i do not have any pets either !
sounds lonely and quiet and peaceful ! do you work ?
i used to be a marine , currently working as a bartender . you ?
i stay at home , my husband works .
cool ! what do you do in your spare time ?
i crochet . not a lot of spare time though .
interesting , in my spare time i read books and write poetry .
what is your favorite genre ?
i like quite a few genres , mostly fiction .


i have blonde hair that reaches my knees. country music makes me cringe. i volunteer at animal shelters. i am an amazing dancer. i am a terrible speller.

i am emily ! i am 12 and i am a good dancer ! what are you good at ?
wow ! mee , to . i am beaming ! i cud danse the hole nite long !
cool dude . whats your favorite animal
elements . arnt u glad they do not have to work in the cirkus anymore ?
no i am sad i cannot see the circus anymore . but my favorite is zebras
i work for the humaine society on the weekends . i take dogs for walks .
i love dogs ! i play with my dog bucket outside everyday !
bucket . . . grate name ! . . . do you call him bucky for short ?
nope just bucket . i taught him how to dance on his tip toes too !
duz he have his own u tube channel ?
no , my mom will not let me . plus i would rather be outside .
o , yeh , that is rite , ur 12 . 12 yr olds do not use the internet much .


i work as a lifeguard at a beach. i like spreading laughter and love everywhere i go. i drive a yellow convertible in the rain. i listen to katie perry while in the shower. i am a breath of fresh air.

i am behind in my school lands and i wish i live in another country .
i work lifeguarding at a beach
cool ! did you have to take out student loans to learn that ?
no i did not just from a training course
i am flunking several classes but i love nature . what
i like to spread laughter and love to everywhere
great . i want to learn a foreign language while living outside the us .
sounds interesting . i drive a yellow convertible sometimes in the rain
lucky you . how can i get out debt fast ? ever live outside the us ?
i have not . i listen to katie perry in the shower
she is cute and like me loves nature . what kind of convertible do you have ?
a yellow toyota camry convertible .
cool ! i am flunking classes because i dream of driving a car like that . you like nature ?
i do like nature , like the ocean


my father was a member of the communist party. i like to perform stand up comedy. i have a career in party planning. i enjoy deep sea diving.

hey i love my labradors and all sorts of dogs
cool . i love dogs too . cannot take my dog deep sea diving , but i still love him .
yeah they cannot dive . i was given birth in san francisco .
you were born in sf ? how old are you ? do you still live there ?
yeah i am 22 years of age and work pharmaceutical
cool . i perform stand up sometimes in sf . fun city .
i will be traveling to paris sometime this year
you get around . my dad founded the communist party branch in france . odd coincidence .
wow that is quite interesting
why are you going to paris ? do they even serve french fries there ?
vacation , i am gonna use some vacation time after working for 2 years at my job
sounds like a well deserved break ! with or without fries , lol .
yeah it is and i really want to get the most out of it .
i hope you have fun . if you sometime need a party planner , i got you .
thanks so much i will i bet i will .
cool . are you already packed ? need a sending off party ?


my car is green and smells weird. my favorite food is meatloaf. my grandma is from denmark. my favorite band used to be toto.

hey how are you this fine day ?
i am good thanks for asking
what do you do for a living ?
i go to school right now
ah i just got out of college myself .
what were you going to school for ?
law , but i have had a hard time finding any work .
what city are you from ?
boston , and where are you from ?
i am from california . used to live in tx
ah and they just got hit with that bad storm . you still have family there ?
no i moved a few years ago
that good , you have any hobbies ?
i like watching movies and tv
that is a pretty good hobbie . what do you watch ?
i watch alot of reality tv


ocd rules my life , and i have a hard time relinquishing control. i am a seventh day adventist. my friends tell me that i am a neurotic hypochondriac. i teach elementary school children at a private school. i eat a strictly vegan diet.

i hope you like yoga because that is what i teach .
i love yoga . i teach too , private elementary children though , they take yoga .
do they need to relax ? what grade ? what kind of private .
sixth grade . they do not need to relax but i do i have ocd
i have two adopted children . one is in sixth grade . lots of energy .
you are so giving . i could not , i am afraid they may contract diseases .
like what ? we work hard . my wife is a mechanic , diesel in fact .
well everyone says i am some neurotic hypochondriac so i think i should not have kids
your choice . are you healthy most of the time ?
yes i am a vegan and i take my health very seriously
you do have to watch for germs . ever go to canada ?
i do all the time , no i have not been . maybe one day . are you religious ?
yes . i pray the rosary every morning . mother theresa is my idol .
i just converted to a seventh day adventist . its really welcoming
converted people are the most devoted . my opinion , anyhow .
yea my mother was jewish and converted catholic for my father . its amazing .


my mom went crazy when i was three and i haven t seen her since. my hair is black and curly. i am an accountant. my dog is my best friend. i believe in leprechauns.

hi how are you , what are you doing today ?
hi i just for back from a walk with my best friend , my dog .
i cannot get any pets because i still live in my parents home
i live with my dad . i have not seen by mom since i was 3 .
it must be hard to grow up with both parents . . . . what do you do for living ?
she is in a nut house now . i work as an accountant .
i wish i had a fixed job too . my work requires a lot of travel .
have you ever been to ireland ? i want to go look for a leprechaun .
no i have never , also leprechauns are green . i prefer red instead
i believe they exist . i need to find a new hair stylist .
is the current one doing a bad job ? i can help you search on my iphone
my hair is difficult . it is very curly and dark . i need someone with experience .
i hope you find somebody really soon . do you have any hobby ?
i just love to hang out with my dog ! you ?


i enjoy hiking on glaciers. marduk is my favorite band. lutefisk is the best dish in the whole world. i always seem to be losing things , most recently , my mind.

how is your day so far ?
not well . i have lost my mind . i always seem to be losing things lately . you ?
are you sure your not hungry ? i am tired .
maybe . my favorite food is lutefisk . it is the best in the whole world . what is yours ?
i am sure that is debatable . my favorite food is salad .
cool . my favorite band is marduk . do you like music ?
cool . my favorite band is rkelly . i love music
nice . do you like to hike ? i find hiking on glaciers to be fun .
no i would rather make cellphone apps that would save the world .
well , that would be very helpful .
i mean , i really just want other peoples money by selling them goods .
lol . at least you are honest .
hey , that is why its called business , right ?
yes , that is exactly right .


i hate tomatoes. i am a female. i need a wheel chair to get around. i am very short.

you will never guess what kind of pet i have .
is it a reptile or does it have fur ?
reptile ! you are good .
i love boas and had 2 geckos when i was a child it helps me make friends
neither of those , it is an iguana .
ahh well i am too short for my boa its with my brother now
what do you do for fun ?
run track in my wheelchair so i keep fit
i play video games for fun .
ahh well being a chick i try to xbox but most people make fun of me online
people can be really rude online .
its just the same offline being handicap , makes my stomach turn more then tomatoes
have you always been in a wheelchair ?
no since i was in elementary school i have a superpower my grandma used to call it


i never knew my dad. i do not drive. i work at a bookstore. i have three tattoos.

hello . how are you tonight ?
hi . i am well , how are you ?
i am good . wide awake like every night .
welcome to the club . i bring home a book each night after work , and it does nothing .
sorry to hear . maybe playing music might help . it does me when i sing .
i have 2 star symphony playing now . nothing .
sorry ! have you every sang or played instruments ?
i do not . i am apprenticing at a tattoo shop .
oh cool ! i played piano since i was 5 . its calming .
my daughter plays the sax and several other instruments .
oh awesome ! how old is she ?
she is 14 . she loves band .
nice . you all eat healthy too i bet .
we try . we are not vegans though .


i enjoy shopping. i used to cheerlead in high school. i am married and have 2 kids. i am a lifestyle blogger.

so good to finally be off work .
i am a stay at home mom of two no getting off work here !
no that is definitely full time work ! i work at the university .
i write for my blog on the side , too . its a lifestyle blog for moms .
that is great . i would like to start a blog about the environment .
i would read it ! my husband is a committed environmentalist .
kindred soul then ! its so important . i even eat local farmers market !
shopping at the farmers market is enjoyable for me , especially on the weekends .
every weekend . farmers market and then playing some music with the guys .
i love dancing to good music . brings me back to my cheerleader days .
maybe some day you can dance to my music , after i am discovered .
well , you would better keep working at that , then !


i have reached 50k subscribers !. recently i started a youtube channel where i share make up tutorials too. through them i have learned to make up myself and others. i started taking beauty classes too. i like to watch make up tutorials in youtube.

hey , how has your day been ? ?
it has been great . my youtube channel just hit 50k subs !
that is impressive . i finished college two months ago .
really ? what did you graduate with ?
a bachelor degree in biology but the jobs are hard to find .
i bet . so do you want to teach or do research ?
research but in the mean time i am dabbling with a small business .
oh ya ? what is that ?
i mainly sell different things to local fairs and it is going great .
is it related to biology ?
nothing with biology unfortunately but i needed something . what do you do ?
i make videos for youtube subs . makeup tutorials


i am 50 years old. my husband just decided to leave me. i enjoy ice cream. the kids will be my responsibility as my husband doesn t want them.

good evening . i just came in from a jog
how was it ? do you happen to know a good lawyer ?
i do not like it , but do it anyway . why do you need a lawyer ?
my deadbeat husband left me with our six kids . i am too old to work .
he sounds like a loser . sorry to hear about your troubles .
thanks . nothing this pint of ice cream will not help in the short term
maybe you should take up running instead ?
i am 50 ! the only think i will run for willingly is my life .
we are close in age . i have a girl who just finished getting her bsn .
really ? my kids are adopted , and all still very young . years left in the house !
think of it as years of fun . i only have my sarah .
i bet she is your world . my husband will miss out on all the good things .
she is and your husband is stupid for doing what he did .
i wish he had let me know earlier in our lives that he intended on leaving .
what would have you done differently ?
traveled the world and adopted children earlier .


i enjoy baking and cooking. my mother is an immigrant from saudi arabia. i have a family of three daughters. my daughters say i am a great mother.

hi , how are you today ?
good , thanks . how are you ?
getting by . been stuck in the house this week . need the mall .
same here ! i need to buy new ingredients to bake a cake for my daughters .
how old is she ? do you like to bake ?
yes , i love baking and cooking ! i actually have three daughters aged 3 , 5 and 8 .
nice , i would rather play tennis than bake . are you married ?
tennis sounds interesting ! yes , i am ! how about you ?
i am single . i date regularly though . do you have any pets ?
no , but i would love to have a cat . how about you ?
yes , corky . he is a pug . he came with that name though , haha .
that is so cute ! where are you from by the way ?
arizona . i love it here . how about you ?
los angeles , although i am originally from saudi arabia . i love the sun !
oh , me too . how interesting . you like to travel ?
i love to travel ! i want to go to paris and rome some day . do you ?


before i die , i want to skydive. my dream is to move to the middle of the desert. i have a pet snake. i start an internship in engineering later this year. i am a famous video game character online.

hey there ! how are you today ?
i am good . just hanging out with my pet snake skittles
i love snakes ! i have one of my own . do you have a favorite food ?
i sure do . i love me some baby back ribs .
i love fried . especially from mcdonalds . where are you from ?
death valley . my dream is to build a house in the desert there .
that sounds so cool . i am currently living in toronto . what do you do for work ?
i am a professional wrestler and video game designer . i love toronto .
my parents are from japan . have you ever been to japan ?
no , but i watch a lot of their wrestling . i have always wanted to go .
you should . it is awesome . lots of great shopping , which i love .
do you like video games ? i have a video game character designed after me .
that is cool ! the kids that i teach at the elementary school love video games .
what subject is your favorite to teach ?
i love teaching science . i think it is so important for kids to know .
it is one fun to demonstrate as well . i like history a lot myself .


i care about the way i look when i m in public. i think i m fabulous. i always think people are looking at me. i check my reflection in the mirror constantly.

what do you like to do ?
i like to do my hair and makeup and try on current fashions .
my hair is brown . should i cut it short ?
what shape is your face ? highlights are awesome .
my face is usually flat on one side from sleeping a lot
why are you not sleeping now ? its late .
i was viewing videos on youtube
short hair is probably good for sleeping . i have gorgeous long hair , blonde .
that sounds like a lot of work . do you wear it in a ponytail
heck no , i spend time making it look the best . guys love to look at me .
do you work at all ?
yes , i am in tv commercials . working on modeling .
i make burgers and fries for a living
i do not eat much of that . i have to watch my perfect figure .
i do not worry about my figure . i eat a lot of milkshakes
milkshakes make me breakout . i cannot have that


i like to run so that i can clear my head. i am an author. i like to drink green tea. i enjoy watching mystery movies.

hello . i love to read .
i like to run
i like running too . i also gave up eating meat about 2 years ago
i am a great author who also likes to read
awesome ! maybe one day i can read some of your work ?
yes i drink green tea when i write
i prefer sweet tea . or lemonade .
i love sweet tea also
whats your fave movie ? mine is pretty woman . love richard gere
i like mystery movies the best
mysteries are good . i just like rom coms better lol
they help clear my head
that sounds helpful for writing
it does help a great deal .
i wish i could find a way to clear mine lol
running helps with that also


i am an old woman who lives on a social security check. i often do not have the money to pay my utility bills. my favorite color is yellow. i only take the bus. i babysit for the woman who lives next door.

so what is it that you do ?
i spend my time babysitting for my neighbor . what do you do ?
i do not have a job yet but i like computers like my dad .
computers are nifty tools . i am getting better at it everyday .
i am gonna work at hp someday .
what does h p stand for ? can you tell me what that means ?
hewitt packard , its a computer company . my six siblings do not like computers as much as me .
oh wow , hewitt . if i was not such an old lady i would try that too .
that is okay , my moms an old lady and she stays home with us .
that is very nice of her . my social security check should come any day now . .
can you get social security if your adopted ?
that is a great question . i think you can .
well since i was , i should try !
you really should . it helps pay utility bills and so forth . very helpful .


my best friend is in a band with me. i like to write my own songs. i have taken formal music lessons since i was 5. i am a musician. i wish i could spend more time at home.

hi , i am chad i am a twin , my brothers name is chet
my best friend and i have a band together
maybe i can come to your show sometime i have won many dance competitions
maybe you could become one of our dancers ? i write my own songs
i would love to hear them sometime . i bake cakes they are wonderful !
that sounds awesome . i have taken music for many years . i would like to try a cake
do you like to read ? my favorite book is david copperfield .
i do love to read when i have time
i have tons of books , but i am short so i have trouble reaching the top shelf
i totally understand that
what do you do for a living ?
i am in a band with my best friend
wow , does that support you fully ?
yes i am hardly ever home


i work at the local bank. i m a cat person. i ve been divorced for 2 years. i love collecting teapots.

hi how are you doing
hello , i am doing pretty good
that is cool do you like sports
not so much , i have never really been an athlete
ah i am a pro athlete
that is good ! i am sure you keep in great shape
yeah its nice an i make a lot of money
nice . i do not make much working at my local state bank
do you like working there
it is nice and quiet , yes . it is a good place to work
that is nice what do you do for fun
this might sound silly but i simply adore collecting antique teapots
that is cute do you like going to tea
oh it is the highlight of my day !


i love chocolate milk shakes. my favorite holiday is halloween because i like dressing up. my favorite pass time is gazing at clouds. i ride my red bike to work everyday.

hello , how are you today ?
just a lazy day how about you ?
same here . been getting tired due to all the fast good .
sorry i did not understand you . i wish it would clear up so i could go out
its just that my mother did not instill eating healthy in me .
mine didst either but to keep fit i just ride my bike to work
there they go again . neighbors have been yelling a lot at eachother lately
we are the neighbors that do that hard not be with a 6 year old
i see . its actually happens in the middle of the night
that is kind of obnoxious but it is not always on purpose . have you told them ?
we just deal with it . guess they are going through a lot
noise canceling headphones were the answer when i was growing up


i have a dog named george. i like going to the beach. i like my job. i love to ride my bike. i used to work for a cable company.

hey there . how is it going ?
not too bad ! just got done walking my dog george . how are you ?
doing well . getting ready to play some drums .
nice ! do you play as a hobby or in a band ?
just for fun . i like your dogs name .
ha ! thanks . he definitely fits the name . do you have any pets ?
nope . if i did i think i would name it drake .
that is interesting . why is that ?
drake is a great artist .
ah i would agree ! what do you do for a living ?
i am an aspiring cook ! how about you ?
i am a retired cable worker . living the life on the beach .
lucky you ! sounds like the great life !
yes ! just me and george haha ! are you married ?
not yet . want to go out to eat some time ?
where about are you from ?


i love candy. i almost always wear a t shirt and jeans. i have a crush on my co worker. i go to college part time. skateboarding is a hobby of mine.

hello , do you know sign language ?
naw , brah . just thumbs up
oh , okay . i am deaf . do you read ?
naw , man . i just skate all day . i barely even read for my classes
you should try the old man and the sea .
naw , brah . i do not read for fun . too busy crushing on my co worker
is she a reader ? ladies love men who read .
brah , she is more interested in my sick skating tricks than books
do you play hockey ? or are you a figure skater ?
skateboarder man ! tony hawk is my hero ! !
i am sorry , i have never heard of him .
no prob bob . we gucci
do you have a car ? i do not know how to drive .
naw , i just skate and spend all my money on candy
candy is great . one of my favorites .
now you are speaking my language . what do you like ?


my best friend is from tanzania. i love wearing flip flops. i love laughing. i have freckles.

hey friend how is the weather there ?
warm enough to still be wearing my flip flops . how about there ?
same . it wo not cool off here until mid november i bet
i am glad i love wearing my flip flops , but the sun rings out my freckles .
i am more of a winter girl , myself
i get my love of the heat from my best friend . she is from tanzania .
yeah i hear its hot there .
that is what i have been told at least . do you have any hobbies ?
hiking , camping , outdoorsy stuff . what about you ?
watching comedy movies . they make me laugh , which i love !
who is your favorite actor ?
right now melisa mccarthy . you ?
i do not really have a favorite .
fair enough . there are so many to choose from !


i own 3 cats. i drive a honda car. i love candy. i deliver packages for a living.

hey , its a nice day on the ranch , how are you doing ?
pretty good . i have been busy making deliveries most of the day .
where to ? i have been looking into that for an easy job for a 21 year old .
just here locally . i enjoy eating candy bars while i am on my route .
great ! i love the outdoors as well . might hurt cheerleading practice though .
other than delivery , i spend time indoors with my three cats .
what are their names ? i love my black cat that matches my black hair .
fluffy , allie and muffin . they do not like my honda though . they are not good car riders .
that is good , so they do not stay underneath it when you are about to drive .
no , they run away ! i try to keep them inside as much as possible .
are they mostly indoor ? i know they get so scared when they have to go outside .
yes ! i try to keep the fleas off of them , by staying inside .


i keep my hair cut very short. i am allergic to cats. i am a member of the ymca. i love scary movies. i am learning to play the piano.

hi . how are you ? i just got back from a city council meeting .
hey i am good . whats that song the village people sang from the 70s ?
ymca ? lol why do you ask ?
oh , its just the the gym that i work out at . how was the meeting ?
so do you eat healthy too ? the only food i eat is locally sourced .
organic , non gmo , grass fed and finished . i like to eat during movies
me too . how do you feel about the outdoors ? i love the wide , open space .
i love the outdoors , its why i cut my hair short . feel the breeze
nice . my house is on 5 acres . i love it . so much space to just be free .
got any cats on that ac ridge ? i am allergic
nope . it is feline free .
you know i wrote a song called feline free . i am learning piano right now
nice ! go you ! i think i want to get some horses .
i would not mind horses . tell me more about yourself


i do not own a television. i know how to pilot a plane. i am a lawyer. my hobby is photography. i live in the mountains.

hi , how are you ? please tell me more about yourself .
hi ! thank you . i live here in the white mountains of vermont . how about you ?
that is great , i am a stand up comedian in nyc !
wow that sounds great . i practice law , so much less cool !
no not at all . . i am actually from a small town called utica in ny
i know utica i go to upstate ny to photograph sometimes
that is great . . cant believe you know it !
not far from albany right ?
that is right . . i am close to syracuse , ny
go orangemen ! i remember flying around there . good german food too
heck yeah . . . our italian is the best too !
oh hey now , i grew up in an italian neighborhood . . we can compete


i like to eat the skin of the apple. i don t like to eat meat. i like fruit. i like green apples. my favorite fruit is apple.

hi i am sarah . what is yours ?
hello there . my name is lucy . how are you ?
i am good . i am watching tennis . tennis and golf are my favorites
that is awesome . i am looking up vegetarian recipes .
i did that with my 5h grade students near oak ills , ny
awesome . what did you cook with ? my favorite is apples .
anything i can . i read cookbooks while relaxing by the lake on weekends
that is cool . do you cook with the skin of the apple ? i love it .
yes , my family loves it that way .
nice . i myself am single at the moment .
i will happen soon for you .
well thank you . do you have kids ?
yes 3 boys , 23 , 22 , and 16
very cool . well i have to get back to cooking . you have a great day .


i like things in organized. one of my favorite shows is face off on syfy. i enjoy a good run. i enjoy cooking but not baking.

hi ! tell me about yourself ! please tell me all about you .
i like to watch face off on the syfy channel
was that the movie about the guys in the high security prison ?
no . i also like to cook but do not like to bake . and you ?
food is your thing . i love cream in my coffee and beastie boys
lol i love to have my kitchen organized
i also love structure . my dream is to be a curator of a museum .
that would be a very interesting job
yes , i would be around art . painting is my hobby . how about you ?
i love to run and that keeps me in shape
you are also in the outdoors which is refreshing . i love country fresh air .
yes i do too nothing like it for sure
do you travel ? have you ever been to new york ?
no do not travel and never been to new york


i am a proofreader for a greeting card company. my parents have been married for 40 years. i love to read. i enjoy watching football and hockey games.

hi there ! my name is shelly !
hi , i am david . how are you ?
i just got back from work , i work retail and i am exhausted !
interesting . i work in proofreading , quality control .
oh nice , tell me more about yourself david .
i love reading , hence the job . also a big sports fan .
i live by the coast so the best sport is walking on the beach !
i would love the beach right now .
you should come david , and i can make you a great vegan dish
sounds awesome . my parents can celebrate their 40th anniversary .
meet your parents ? ! my hair is still red from the accident !
what happened to your hair ? ? ? ! ! !
i thought it was a black hair dye !
wow unbelievable . its probably still nice being a red head
well , it is . makes me feel very spontaneous
awesome ! i am glad you like it


i like to snowboard. my favorite food is popcorn. i like to ride horses. i have an older brother who plays football in the nfl.

hello , how are you doing ?
i am good watching replays of my brother he plays in the nfl
cool . . . i am eating a steak talking to my girlfriend
really i am also snacking on popcorn my favorite
i followed my fathers footsteps and went to the military . what do you do ?
i am a full time student unless riding horses count
i am in school too , getting my bachelors
that is good i wish i was not full time so i could have more time snowboarding
cool hobby , but i hate the snow give me sun any day
maybe becuase i get burned to easily with the sun i choose snow
oh okay snow it is lol
lol so what are your plans for tomorrow ?
i plan on taking a ride across town to see some old friends
o that is nice hope you enjoy your self . what kind of movies do you like ?
horror and mystery . . . how about you ?
romantic , comedy , drama since there is not much in my life lol


i work as a lifeguard. i also love to travel. my dad works offshore. i love to play tennis. i love the chainsmokers.

hi there ! how are you doing ?
pretty good glad its my day off , i might play tennis later . you ?
i love days off . what do you do ? also you like to play tennis ? that is great !
i am a part time life guard , you ? yeah tennis is an awesome past time .
i fly planes . i like to build computers in my free time .
i love planes ! wish my dad could come back on one . . .
what happened to your dad ?
he works for the navy , so he is away alot . . we had plans too .
that is cool though even if he is away a lot . what plans ?
to go to chainsmokers concert i have been waiting all summer .
that is so exciting ! i personally love tool . but they are good too
never heard of them , is it rock ?
yeah it is ! i started listening to them in college before i dropped out
awe , how sad , i thought about that too when i wanted to take up traveling .
i just knew i wanted to be a pilot so i pursued that . you like to travel ?
yes , i want to visit jerusalem one day , maybe you could fly me there ? ;
only if i can travel around with you
you better hook a sister up with some first class seats
i will do my best ! well it has been great chatting with you ! see you around !
yes it has , see you !


i prefer reading to sports. i sometimes drive fast. i have survived near death experiences. i am a gentle giant. my family comes first to me.

what have you been up to today ?
driving fast somewhere in the corner
that is dangerous ! maybe you should not be chatting
i am lucky enough to beat death last time
sometimes you only get one time . your life matters
yeah , but i am actually a giant with a gentle heart
i want to paint a mural of you
oh wow , do it with my family with me
do you like art the way that i do ?
all art are cool and awesome
i go to art school
oh wow , for how long already ?
i just started this year !
oh , how long it will take
i am not sure . but i am really enjoy painting with acrylics
wow , that s awesome i might do that too


i like to hike. i am a farmer. i lost my arm in a car accident. i am the youngest of 4 children. i graduated from college.

hello ! how are you ? i am enjoying a fiction book right now .
that is awesome ! i am doing good . hard for me to hold a book !
oh how come its hard ?
i was in a car accident and i lost an arm .
oh no ! ! i am sorry ! do you watch football ? i enjoy nfl and college ball .
when i was in college i watched football before i graduated . what do you do ?
i also have a fantasy league . i do data entry . you ?
i have my own set of land that i farm !
how nice i use to live on a farm as a kid . where ya from ?
montana . youngest of my family . got 3 siblings . you ?
i am from georgia . i have two siblings . do u have any hobbies ?
yeah ! i love to go on a nice long hike . and you ?


i have a 3 year old. i go to church on sunday. my favorite color is purple. my father is a preacher.

hi ! how are you ? i am not so great
i am doing pretty good . why are you not so great ? ?
oh so many issues . worried about my i will mom in the er
i hope she is okay . i will pray for her .
thank you so much . please pray for me too . i have many bills related to my health
oh wow i will . i go every sunday at church and pray for everyone .
can you also pray for healing for my teeth ? i can barely chew right now
wow i can . i will tell my dad to as well . he is a preacher .
i feel better now that i know people are praying for me . i miss my old life
good . do you have kids ? my 3 year old always cheers me up .
i wish i did . back in my marathon days i always thought i would have them
you still can ! i decorated her room purple everything ! my favorite .
i am too sick and busy caring for my sick mom now
i am sure . are you even able to work right now ?
no i need to though due to all of my bills from hospital stays
that is hard . someone should start a go fund me for your family .


i love to sleep in. i have two brothers. i work in a lab. i believe in love at first sight. i ve been a vegan since i was 5.

hello ! i am almost out of work . we should go fishing !
hi , 1 sister and 2 brother , married . fell in love already . i am vegan . you ?
wow ! big family ! i have a classic car and a radio station i love .
hmmm . i am a lab tech with two brothers .
what kind of lab ? i am preparing to decorate for christmas .
fertility lab . i sleep all the time . you sing ?
i sing along with the radio all summer long ! where do you live ?
i see . virginia . john and wayne are my brothers . you dance ? i do .
unless you call reeling in a fish dancing ! i do not .
oh okay . i married my husband quickly . he is vegan too . you teach fishing ?
no . i just really enjoy it . were you highschool sweethearts ?
no . train riders . i wear a lab coat too . you cook fish ?
i cook all the fish i catch . you ride trains in lab coats ?
yes . i will win the lottery tonight . you military ?
no . if you win , will you share with me
hmmm . we will see . any pets ?


i get along better with animals than people. i visit animal shelters fairly often. i have several different breeds of pets. i enjoy watching animal videos on the internet. i m always looking for wildlife when i m outside.

hi . how are you doing ?
i am doing good . just got back from the animal shelter
is that where you work
no , i just visit often . i feel like i prefer animals to people
i do not blame you .
do you have pets ? i have several different breeds
i do not like people or animals
really ? not even animals , you should try watching some animal videos on the internet !
i like quiet . i do go out and do reviews .
you should still try the videos always cheers me up or looking for wildlife outside
i like bike sometimes . i like the outdoors .
you should definitely look for wildlife when you bike , what else you like ?
i have seen a bear once .
really ? did you enjoy it . you should have videoed it and posted in online


i like to watch tv. i make cars for a living. i love mac and cheese. i make 30k a year. i like to sit on couch all day.

i have been feeling a little old . my only child just graduated college .
i work a measly 40 hours a week at an automotive plant .
what do you do for fun ? i enjoy snowboarding
i enjoy relaxing in my living room watching the simpsons
i try to run to keep in shape . i hate it . then i watch homer .
my favorite food to eat is macaroni and cheese .
what do you like with it ? anything interesting like good meatloaf ?
oh , meatloaf is a must ! except it is unaffordable to me .
the car place must not be paying you what you are worth . must be tired .
it sure is . its hard when you only make above property on a family of 4 .
sounds like you are depressed . i am alone . that is why i run . no thinking involved .
that is why i watch tv whilst sitting on the couch when i am off work . keeps me sane .
gotta watch it . those commercials show an unreal world . any hobbies ?
i like to invent things that get put into cars at the factory
do they ever become a reality ? you could make big bucks .
nope , i wish they would put a mac and cheese dispenser in one .


i m a hopeless romantic. i slack off on my homework. i daydream during work. i have trouble getting motivated. i have bad luck with relationships.

hey how are you doing ?
i am doing great , just daydreaming about love
oh are you single ? any siblings ?
i do not have very good luck with relationships
oh that is sad , maybe one day it will work out
maybe . motivation is such a struggle . i have 7 sisters
i only have 5 , but i also have 5 bros too
wow ! are any of your brothers single
all except for one is
at work i sit and daydream about finding my true love
do you have a job ?
i go to school . but i hate doing my homework .
i wait tables , but i want to go back to school
i hope you will not slack off like me and will do your homework
i will totally try to keep on it
i work to . but i daydream so much that i forget sometimes that i have a job


i am a full time mom. my family and i go camping every month. i enjoy horseback riding. my favorite singer is justin timberlake.

good afternoon ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! how are you ? ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
i am great , i just got the kids down for a nap . how are you ?
just on slackware playing quake ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
i have no idea what you are talking about . is that like chess ?
i am a total gamer ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! linux is my favorite ever ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
i own a horse named linux . i speak to her in code .
you have pets ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! me too ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! two kitties and three doggies ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
i actually live on a working farm . you must really like animals .
yay ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! farming is so cute ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
it is actually very hard work , but totally worth it .
you know when i call my moms , they both tell me how much they love me !
you are so lucky ! i love hip hop . do you ?
no , i like music though .
sometimes i wish i could go back to working in the entertainment industry .


i like playing outside in the sun with my dolls. my mommy makes me a picnic lunch to eat outside. i m a four year old girl with brown eyes and hair. my daddy brings home flowers for me. i sleep in a princess bed.

hey how are you doing today
i am great . how are you ?
i am doing good . might go rollerblading later
that sounds fun . do you do that often ?
when i have some down time it helps keep me fit
i bet that it does . it takes a lot of coordination .
do you like sports
no but i like dolls
like barbie dolls or the porcelain dolls ?
i like both . i like flowers too .
whats your favorite flower
i like daisies . how about you ?
i think roses are nice
roses are pretty flowers . do you like picnics ?


my favorite color is blue. my mom taught me how to play the cello. i collect stamps. i love going to concerts on the weekend.

hello . what are you up to ?
i am playing the cello my mom taught me .
i just got done shopping for the first grade class that i teach
nice . did you get them anything blue ? i love blue .
no . i got pepperoni pizza for our class party . and some iced tea for myself
i could come play for the party . as long as it is not on a weekend .
it will be on a week day . that would be great .
i go to concerts on every weekend that i can .
i enjoy concerts but i do not go much
i could bring my stamp collection too . they might enjoy that .
they would love that . what else do you do ?
that is really about it . cello , stamps , concerts . it is what i love .
i wish i was as interesting as you .
i am sure you are ! tell me more !
i shop in my free time . everything else is devoted to my students .
i shop for things that are blue .