my parents recently moved to florida. my brother is currently couch surfing at my house. i love to cook. i breed maine coon cats and show them.

how are you doing today ?
i am doing well and you ?
fine . just missing my boyfriend though .
cool . my parents just moved to the state of florida
he is in italy on tour . florida is nice .
okay . do you like to cook ?
really do not like cooking .
that is too bad . do you have family ?
neither does my mom she just moved in with me .
my brother lives with me . he is a couch surfer
do you enjoy cooking ?
it is a lot of fun to cook
do you enjoy cooking ?
i like it very much
do you like living with him ?
not really . it is boring


i am in high school. i love disney movies. ariel is my favorite princess. i am on a competitive dance team. i love to dance.

hi . how are you doing ?
hi . i am good , just finishing up some homework . you ?
i am reading fashion magazines
i am taking a fashion design class at my high school . i love it .
that is a great start
i also spend a lot of time dancing . i am on a team and we compete .
do you get paid for that
no it is just for fun . sometimes we compete in disney .
that sounds great . i like to go to disney world to show off my outfits .
i love watching disney movies !
what is your favorite movie
the little mermaid . ariel is my favorite disney princess .
why do you think that is ? her fashion sense ?
i think its the red hair and her sining .


my brother lives in england. i have a timeshare in mexico. i own my own business. my favorite food is sushi.

i am going to be a lawyer
i love sushi . what is you best food ? that is a cool thing to be
i love chips . and i to play tennis
i run my own business so no time for sports
what do you do for your work ?
i sell timeshares in mexico . i have a nice timeshare there
i understand . i read a lot in my free time
what do you like to read
mysteries and i read with my 2 sisters i am the youngest
me too . my older brother lives in england
do you go visit him ?
yes we both love sushi and we visit a good sushi bar there
well it was nice getting to know you
have a very good day


i have a brand new chevrolet. i enjoy hanging out with friends and family. i am a big sports fan. i am looking to start a business. i like to get involved in politics.

hi ! do you believe in love ?
i love my new chevy volt ? that is my car . but yes , i love my family .
i am such a romantic , but with no luck in relationships so far !
well , me neither . but there is more to life than that ! what about hobbies ?
does daydreaming during work count ? i cannot concentrate to do homework either
i remember that time of life ! i am too busy getting my business started for that .
what business are you starting ? are you married ? any kids ?
i want to start a food truck . international foods . no wife , no kids .
what hobbies do you have ?
love watching sports of tv . i am also kind of a political junkie .
do you have any pets ?
nope . i like dogs , but do not like the hassle . you ?


on weekends i like to go hiking. i want to teach kids in elementary school. i live in a big city. my major was american literature and education.

hi there , hows it going ?
hi , i am fine how are you ? where from ?
i am from iowa . i am in high school .
oh cool i live in l . a . close to hollywood . i went to college already .
what did you study in college ?
american literature . and education my dream is to teach young kids . you ?
i do not know . i like dance . i am a member of a competitive dance team .
i love dance ! i like to hike on the weekends to the hollywood sign . .
oh that is probably a big hike ! must be difficult .
it is pretty cool . so what do you do in iowa ?
well , see a lot of movies mostly .
i see movies being made all of the time here .
i bet . i love disney movies most of all .
me too
whats your fave ?
aladin


marduk is my favorite band. lutefisk is the best dish in the whole world. i recently moved to sweden. i enjoy hiking on glaciers.

hi , you homeless ? i like giving homeless clothes .
no why would i be homeless ? i was letting you know i moved to sweden .
let me know , let me go , the airs so pure , that is for sure .
and i love lutefisk . best meal ever . you had it ?
i run a gun club , if i cant hunt it , i do not eat it .
hard to hunt fish . just listening to marduk , my fav
i cannot wait for sunday . it will be sunny and i get to play golf with bff
i love the sun but i also like glaciers . good for hiking .
i write poems . . been trying to write one about glaciers for years now
oh , send it to me when you get it done .
i will , one question . sure you not homeless ? you sound homeless .
why would you think that ?


i am twenty two years old. i just graduated college with my bachelors degree in education. i just moved into an apartment within the vicinity of my new job. i just accepted a job at the elementary school in my hometown. i love children.

hi how are you doing ?
how is your day so far ?
its good thanks for asking
i am ok , about to cook dinner .
what do you do for a living ?
do you have any kids ?
why are you yelling at me ?
i am a professional plumber .
what city are you from
i am not yelling at you relax .
it looks like it to me
i am from washington dc , what about you ?


i believe dragons are real. i should beverage been born a prince. i play d and d. i hate talking to people.

hi , what do you like to do for fun .
hi how are you today
i am fine . how is your day going ?
pretty good do you work
good to hear , yes i work . what do you do ?
i do not work really yeah
so what do you do all day
i play d d mostly yeah
what is d d ?
dungeons and dragons yeah it is
oh it is a video game . i do not play many games , i prefer books .
it is a board game really
oh a board game , that is cool . what else do you like to do ?
i do not enjoy people


i play in a nfl fantasy football league. i like nfl and college football. i love to read fiction books. i am a georgia resident. my favorite fiction genres are sci fi and horror.

hey how are you ?
doing good and how are you ?
i am doing well . having lunch
i am getting ready to watch some college football and also nfl football tomorrow love it
lol . i bet . i like cooking . were cooking at work today
i enjoy cooking too when i am not reading some sci fi or horror books
that is cool . i do not cook as much since my kids are about grown
i understand that . do you play fantasy football ? i love it
i have not ever been played . i spend most my free time with my cat and dog
i have a cat named radar
that is awesome . my cat name is felix and my dogs name is emmy
i do love animals they are so fun
oh yes they are funny
my cat actually retrieves his toys


i love anime. i read a lot. i draw comics. i love role play. i visit comic con.

i grow basil , rosemary and thyme . . . you ?
that is interesting . how would you learn to do that ?
gardening is easy , my parents taught me .
that is a good skill to have . i like reading .
i read to . what are you reading now ?
all about drawing comics . i like them a lot
i do not have much time to read , as i am sewing my own clothing
you are very handy ! is that hard to do ?
no , it is easy for me . my parents taught me .
they sound like very smart people
they are artists , like hippies . . .
how cool ! i have never known any real life hippies !
what year were you born ? i was born in the 60s
wow . i can see how you would like the hippy age ! i am 40
its not that i like it . . i just know it i was born in 1964
that makes you in your 50s !


i am in a very intimate and loving relationship. i have a dog that has behavioral issues. i enjoy playing guitar and video games. i love beef.

how are you doing today ?
hi ! i am great , thanks for asking ! and you ?
i am great . i am practicing japanese .
wow , cool ! that is a hard language to learn !
yes . the subtitles bug me that much .
do you like anime ? i like video games and some are in japanese .
i do not . i have not seen much of it .
oh . do you play any instruments ?
i do not . i would not mind learning .
i play the guitar ! do you have any pets ?
i have a parrot named rob
cool ! i have a dog , he is out of control . a lot of behavior issues .
what does he do ? why is he so out of control ?
he pees and poops everywhere , eats all my stuff . i found a sock in his poo .
that would be so gross
it was pretty nasty actually haha .


i wonder what it would be like to be a different gender. i feel that i can t live up to many people s standards. i am afraid of rejection from my parents. i am unsure of who i am attracted to.

hi , what are you doing right now ?
oh nothing ! i am confused .
why are you confused ? maybe i can help
well i am not sure what gender i want to be .
a gender does not define you , just be yourself
wow ! thank you ! that helps with my other confusion of what gender i am attracted to .
well , you will be attracted wo whomever you are attracted to
thank you ! how are you today ?
i am cutting out coupons , i shop a lot
oh really ? i love to shop ! it helps with my anxiety .
i am addicted to saving , i will never buy anything at normal price
that is good ! my parents taught me to save money . i listen to them .
my life revolves around stockpiles , i like to donate to the needy too
that is amazing ! i bet you live up to standards placed on you . i do not .


i have a twin sister. i drink coffee every day. i do yoga every morning. i love chocolate. i am a teacher.

how is your evening going ?
hi , how are you doing today ?
lol , i am doing well , and you ?
jinx , good i just back from work , a teacher
had today off , police officer , next shift begins at 6a tomorrow
i have coffee daily to wake up , do you ?
used to drink coffee , now i just pound a liter of cold water
i enjoy yoga in the morning as well , what do you like ?
when i can i like to dive scuba
sounds awesome , my twin sister and i also like chocolate .
chocolate is the best , especially the good milky stuff
i prefer dark chocolate with almonds from sees candies .
i am partial to a good old hershey kiss
with almonds ? i like the little kisses as well .


i like going to canada. i want to be a doctor. i play dungeons and dragons. i wear a lot of purple.

good morning how are you ?
i am well . how are you ?
i am am okay studying for exams this week , i am working on my rn certification
oh that is interesting . i am striving to be a doctor .
really ? that is such a coincidence !
do you have any vacations coming up ?
no but i do have a concert in the city . i sing in a girl group .
that is awesome . i am hoping to go to canada to get my degree .
why canada ? is it cheaper there ?
i just like going there . i do not have one particular reason .
i got you , there is nothing wrong with that .
i have gone to dungeons and dragons tournaments in canada . do you have a hobby ?
no hobbies i have a horse . its hard to get him to respond to me .
do you mean talk to you ? or obey you ?
talk to me . i know it sounds weird but i had one that talked before .
that is pretty awesome , weird , but awesome .


i have a brown belt in karate. grandma makes jewelry. i sing in the school chorus. paps likes to go mushroom hunting.

good evening , how are you ? what is going on with you today ?
i am good and i hope you are as well
i am i telling you been having problems with my truck . do you fix cars ?
no i sing sorry i can not help
oh wow , what kind of music you sing dear ?
a little bit of this and a little bit of that
okay well i love some rock music . any kind is pretty cool .
i like mushrooms how about you
i do not mind them put them sauteed on a steak with some onions , yum !
that is good my pap hunts for them with a pig
he hunts cows with a pig ? how does that work ?
it is not easy but it is mushrooms not cows
oh i never heard of that but yeah steak with any veggie turns out great .
yes that is true it is good


my poppa has a train set that i play with. i like thomas the tank engine. my cat died. i have a dog named percy. i like books about trains.

hi how are you today ?
i am good ! i like thomas ! thomas the train !
very cool are you a child ?
sometimes poppa lets me play with his train set !
do you have train books too ?
yes , about trains ! i like those books ! do you have books ?
i do but i like my cardigans more
whats a cardigan ? ? like a bird ?
like a sweater you dork
oath . i like birds . i have a dog . his name is percy .
i have never met my papi
www i am sorry . did he die , like my cat ?


my mom is my favorite person of all people. i love watching greys anatomy. music has always been my number one passion. i have to live by a schedule in order to keep my mind right. i am in high school apart of the school band.

hey how are you ?
i am good thanks for asking
no problem . so what do you do for fun ?
i ; m still in high school so mot much
oh . i am currently traveling and learning new cultures . i love it .
what do you do for a living ?
i am a military veteran . i also do volunteer work at the local animal shelter .
what city are you from ?
birmingham . i love it here . all the football is great
do you have any hobbies ?
not besides football . i am busy with my wife of 20 years
www where did you two meet ?


i like to draw. i have 5 brothers and sisters. i live in north dakota. i work as a waitress.

hello how are you tonight
i am hanging in there i just got off work
this late ? i am eating candy and drinking soda , my favorite
yes its sucks i have to work late
you should get a different job
it has a flexible schedule and i am able to take care of my siblings
well that is good . maybe that is why i am 300 pounds
i have several friends and my dad weighs that much
its because of all the junk food i eat . us men eat unhealthy
what state do you live in ? i am in north dakota
i live in illinois , big fan of the godfather movie
i love to create designs and draw
what kind of drawings do you do ?
sci fi and fantasy stuff is pretty cool
oh yeah , i like anime
yea i love all of that too


i have four siblings. my father is a school teacher , he teaches middle school. my youngest sister is in first grade. i am 5 3 and am the shortest person in my family. i am the oldest sibling.

for a boy my hair is quite long ;
i like long hair . i am 5 3 . i would like to be taller .
shorty ! lizard are my passion i really like them
oh , i do not think i could go for that . my father is a middle school teacher .
hah instead of taking notes i draw during my classes , oops !
oh , please think about your grades . i am the oldest child in my family .
okay but friends are not my thing , i do not have many
i can be your friend . i also have a sister , which is the youngest child .
i prefer lizards to humans . . and you , because you are slow ;
oh that is sad . the sister that i mentioned is in the first grade .
i am a boy but my hair is long
it does not not say if i am a boy or girl but i prefer to be a girl !
friends ? do not care , not many at all .
i have four sisters and brothers . time to end chat ?


i adopted all my dogs. i once wrote a biography of my favorite actor. i love to read. i believe in karma.

so , any exciting plans for the day ?
not really but i like to read so will do that !
nice relaxing day . i am going to repair some trucks this afternoon .
that is great . do you have any dogs ? i have 4 and they are adopted
i have one . four would be a dream come true !
dogs are very special indeed
i am trying to find a kennel for mine when i go on vacation .
good luck . you will find one . who is your favorite actor ?
i am a big fan of liam neeson , who is your favorite ?
i love meryl streep . i wrote a biography once of her , she is amazing !
she is indeed . timeless and iconic lady !
could not agree more . i can send you the book i wrote if you want
i would love to read it , she is fascinating .
i will mail it soon . anyway , do you think karma is real ?
feels like it sometimes , but politics proves me wrong every time
i hear you on that . politics and famous people for sure


i like to write poetry in my spare time. my favorite musician is ed sheeran. i am very health conscious , and i watch what i eat. i love romantic comedies.

hey there how are you ?
i am good . hope you are the same . will you chat with me awhile ?
i sure will ! i cannot wait to have the taste in my city
i understand that . what kind of foods do you enjoy ?
i like ethnic foods i am tall also .
i eat healthy foods . i write poetry do you have a hobby ?
i came from greece as a kid to america .
i love greek food do you eat a lot of lamb ?
not really , i like greek salads the most
i do too with feta cheese . i like to cook and watch romantic comedies . how about you ?
do you like gyros an things ?
yes i love gyros . i make my own sometimes
i have not had 1 in a minute , i would not mind 1 too .
can you find gyros where you live ?
when you making them again ?
i may this weekend after talking about it . i am getting hungry for greek food


i worry about our neighbors yelling in the middle of the night. i wish i could go to a better school. i worry about my image. i live in a bad neighborhood.

i can bake you a cake for your birthday
oh really ? it is my birthday soon . thank you !
what kind do you want ? a katy perry one ?
katy perry ? sure . i would love to be her instead of worrying about my image
do you want to go hunting ?
not sure . i do not live in a good neighborhood , and i am trying to stay away from guns
i wanted to make us some stew
can i come to you ? i worry about my neighbors yelling in the middle of the night
yes , that is fine . i will not hunt you .
haha , are you in school ?
not right now , are you ?
i am , but i wish i were at a better one
i hope you get a great education
thank you ! what else do you like to do ?
hmmm , i like to bake a lot .
cool ! what is your favorite thing to bake


i own 9 guitars. i am trying to play in a local band. i am a vegan. i am a fan of system of a down. i learned piano at age 6.

hello , how are you doing this afternoon ?
great , auditions for the local band are today . try out with me .
can we do all summer long ?
sure . you can borrow one of my guitars , i have nine of them .
i do not know how to play , i only sing .
try out for lead vocals then . i can play the piano too if need be .
will do . i am a scientist , it will have to be on my days off .
do scientists ever listen to system of a down ? great songs .
this one listens to the foo fighters and metallica .
they are good too but not as good . enter sandman is so hyped .
i do not care for the black album , i prefer the older works .
me too , even systems early works are the best . nothing beats the originals .
i agree . i like seeing all of the kids getting into old school rap .
been hitting the keys since 6 and can work hip hop in on the piano .
do you like tupac ? he is my favorite .
just the top hits . know of any vegan restaurants near here ?


i am the oldest sibling. i have four siblings. i am 5 3 and am the shortest person in my family. my father is a school teacher , he teaches middle school. my youngest sister is in first grade.

hello , how are you doing today ?
i am good , my siblings are just stressing me out . how are you ?
i am good . how many siblings do you have ?
i have four younger siblings .
cool , what do you like to do for fun ?
i like to pretend that i am not the shortest person in my family . you ?
listen to my vinyls . music just does not sound the same any other way .
i feel that . my father , who teaches middle school , likes vinyls .
he sounds like a cool guy . my job is to fix planes .
he is alright . that is a cool job to have .
yeah , i like to fix up and drive junk cars too .
awesome ! you sound pretty handy
i am constantly doing something . tell me something else interesting about you !
i have a younger sister . she is in the first grade .
cool , how old are you ?
i am 22 and five foot three


i am a weightlifter. i love the all american rejects. i run marathons. i despise sweet potatoes.

last i saw my sister , years ago , she was in a cult . true story .
really , what kind of cult is she in ?
religious . she caught the rebel bug from dad , a former communist .
wow you sure do have an interesting family !
how about you ? what is your situation of lifestyle ?
i am a fitness buff , love weight lifting and marathons
i deep sea diving to relax , put sis out of my mind .
but the key is the diet . you cannot get in great shape eating garbage .
i am not objective about that . i plan parties laden with fatty foods .
what kind of music do you like ?
i like blue oyster cult and folk singers like pete seeger .
i love fatty foods but avoid them . just no sweet potato fries for me !
i thought that they are healthy . they are always a hit on the menu .
i am a huge fan of all american rejects actually . pathetic i know !
i heard of them . do you work ?
i hate sweet potatoes though haha .


i like to create websites. i try to find easy ways to make money. i wish i could play the stock market well. i really enjoy reading the news.

hey , how are you today ?
i am doing well ! got to spend my morning quietly reading the news over coffee .
that sounds nice . i live in a city , so there is not much quite .
i am not a city person . i need open land and no people .
i love the city . i work at a book shop with my older brother . it is fun
that sounds nice . i am always looking for get rich quick schemes .
has anything worked so far ?
eh , not really . right now i am trying to learn the stock market .
funny , i am actually watching a movie where the stock market is being robbed
i think i have seen that . it was inspiring .
i also think the dark knight rises is an inspiring movie .
i love that movie ! is it your favorite ?
yeah , it is also my girlfriends favorite movie .
how long have you two been together ?
five years , i love her
aww , that is so sweet .


my wife is legally deaf. i have six brothers. i build aquariums for a living. my parents are both over age 100. my brother in law runs a major hollywood studio.

how are you ? tell me about your dad ! mine is a bartender
my dad was a police officer for 20 years .
wow ! that is a long time . he must have been a hard worker like my pops .
my wife just became legally deaf . breaks my heart .
sad ! i love the deaf because my dad taught me to love all .
how many brothers do you have ? i have six .
big fam ! i have 1 brother who started as a cook just like dad
how cool ! my full time job is building aquariums . yours ?
i am a social worker because of the strong sense of right and wrong dad gave me
my parents are over the age of 100 years old . how old are yours ?
dad died last year at 70 , but mom is still kicking at 72 !
sorry to here ! my brother runs a hollywood studio .


i have a few pet iguanas. i am pretty poor financially. i like to give them sassy sounding names that actually help people think nice things. i think dogs could learn to read if they were trained well. i have a brother but we do not talk much yet.

hello , can you add me on facebook i have over 4000 friends ! ?
sure . i would . i love friends
it would be nice as it has been years since i spoke to my family
thanks . i miss my family . i am poor without them
i have to say we may never meet , i am uncomfortable in a formal situation
i give people nicknames when i break the ice
i like to go hitchhiking so maybe i can be hitchhiker ?
i do . i love it .
i live in a house all alone so my 4000 facebook friends keep me company
that sounds so lonely . feel sorry for you
i need to get out more
yea you should . get some pets at least
maybe , do you have pets ?
yes . i have some iguanas
sounds like some loveable pets you have
yea . they are cuddly . pretty fun


lady gaga is my current favorite singer. i work in retail. madonna is my all time favorite. i love music. i go to at least 10 concerts a year.

hello , there , sweetie . having a good day so far ?
yeah , just trying to decide who my style inspiration will be today . how are you ?
i just opened a fresh bottle of margaux , so i am fabulous !
i have no idea what margaux is . . it sounds like something lady gaga would drink though .
expensive french wine . hemingway son named his daughter after it .
is hemingway a band ? if so , i have to go see them during my concert run !
ernest hemingway , the author , old man and the sea ?
honestly , if it is not fashion or music i am like totally lost on it . . .
fashion ! i love fashion ! diamonds , diamonds , diamonds !
org ! have you seen the outfits at now ?
i prefer the shows in paris and milan . daddy left me sooooo much money .
lucky you ! daddy left me a good work ethic and connections to get backstage


i have 3 roommates. i have a parakeet. my favorite color is orange. i am lactose intolerant.

hello , is anyone there right now ?
my orange parakeet and two dogs are here .
that is , um , interesting to know
you asked , lol . the dogs are drinking milkshakes , i cannot drink milk .
does not sound good for them . i am stuck in florida .
oh no . do you have power ? my friend put out an sos , she needs chainsaws .
yes , um , i have power . i picked a bad time to take my vacation .
my kids are supposed to be in orlando this week , i made my niece cancel .
that is good . i am not sure what to say . i am not good at connecting with people .
do you have any roommates ? i have three
no , i pretty much keep to myself .
lucky you . if it were not for my pets i would go crazy .
i am usually pretty busy , i am a accountant . . freelance , no particular company
i am a vet tech . its fun .


to free my mind from feeling depressed i look up at the stars at night. i would love to be a professional eater and not get fat. i hate cleaning up after my husband and children. i cannot choose between lollipops and rainbows.

what kind of books do you read ?
about being a professional eater , i wish i can be one .
you know , i think we may have a book like that at my library .
really ? it is hard to chose between lollipops and rainbows , right ?
hm , i guess so . why do you want to be a professional eater ?
only thing about being that is i would not like to get fat .
if you could eat only what food , what would it be ? mine would be tuna
i love food , it would be shrimp all day every day with butter and garlic
aw , my cats love shrimp . well , shrimp cat food , that is
i love looking at the stars at night , it help with my depression .
reading is what helps me .
and i hate cleaning up after my kids and grown husband .
the should help you out with the housework , i am sorry
that is what i tell him , are you married ?
no , it is just me and the cats .
i love cats , i have one and her name is puffy


i had 128 tackles last year. my position is linebacker. the name of my team is the baltimore ravens. i am an athlete. i play football.

hello , how are you today ?
hello . doing good ! just getting ready for work . are you an athlete like me ?
i run , mainly to conserve gas .
that is good . football is my thing . i am a linebacker for baltimore ravens .
i do not follow sports , i work too much .
i see . well have you ever tackled anyone ? last year i had 128 of them !
no , i lost my job a few months ago , and am having issues dealing with it .
sad to hear that . i thought you said you worked too much though ?
i do , i work three jobs to make half of what i did at the old .
wow ! hard worker ! what are your jobs ?
i work at a truck stop , in various shops . do you like creed ?
i think i do ? do you they sing the song creep ?
no , that is radiohead , they are great too
ah you are right . anything interesting you want to tell me about yourself ?


i watch basketball. i listen to classic rock. i go to a local college. i enjoy eating vegetarian food.

hi there , how are you ?
hello , i am great , how are you ?
i am good . just listening to some metal music .
i like classic rock , though metallica is a favorite of mine .
i love metallica too ! i enjoy wearing leather .
i love fake leather , as i am vegan and do not like to harm animals .
oh , that is understandable . i wear boots a lot that are leather .
i play basketball for my college , have you ever played ?
yeah , not very much though .
what else do you enjoy ? do you have pets ?
i like to sleep late .
i love early mornings , especially now that fall is here .
i am more of a night person .
the moon does have a certain appeal .
are you in a relationship ?
i am dating a detective , he is so sweet .


i am living at home but hope to live in the dorms next year. i have 3 science classes. i just started college. i work part time in the campus library.

hi how are you doing ?
hi ! i am doing well , i am new to college . how about you ?
i am good thanks for asking
i am majoring in science . i am taking 3 of those classes right now
what city are you from ?
i am from la and i live at home . but hopefully i can dorm next year
do you have any pets ?
no i do not have time for pets unfortunately . you ?
i have two . . . one shih tzu one shar pei
cool ! i hope to get a dog one day . corgi
what type of music do you like
classical . they play it sometimes at the campus library , where i work part time
i like rap and pop and country
nice i like listening to those too


i had 128 tackles last year. the name of my team is the baltimore ravens. my position is linebacker. i am an athlete. i play football.

hello . where do you live ?
i live in baltimore . where are you from ?
i live in the big apple . new york city .
do you like football ?
not really . i write for blogs and i love going to museums .
i am a linebacker for the baltimore ravens .
oh wow . now that is cool . are you married ?
no , i am not . are you ?
yeah . big family . ten nieces and nephews .
i come a small family . i only have one brother .
that can be nice too . so how is baltimore these days ?
it is nice . the weather is getting cooler .
that is where michael phelps is from , right ? pretty cool !
how is new york this time of the year ?
getting cooler too . winter is coming !
i am happy about that . i like winter .


my favorite color is green. i like rock music. my name is gerald. i like basketball.

hi ! i work as a juggler at the circus what do you do ?
i am a basketball coach for a local kids team .
cool ! do you have pets ? i own 2 golden retriever
i have a cat named nugget , what are the names of your dogs ?
cool ! mines are called ally and hal !
those are great names for your pets ! what is your favorite color ?
mines is purple and yours
green , like the forest on a summer day
cool ! i just started a keto diet .
what kind of diet is that ?
it is a low carb diet
i do not think i could ever keep to a special diet .
it is difficult ! do you like going to the movies ? i love it
sometimes , but i prefer to go to movies with friends .
i see ! you should join the circus ! i it is very fun
you work for the circus ? i do not think i could do that


i have a sleeve of tattoos. i m a photographer. i have 4 dogs and i spend all my time with them. i love dogs.

hi how are you doing
i am doing good . just been editing photos today . i do photography .
that is cool i am practicing for a talent show
what are you doing in it ? i once did a talent show with my 4 dogs
i am singing i am pretty nervous
i get nervous when i get a tattoo , but it is always worth it .
how many do you have
i have an entire sleeve now ! my favorite one is of my dogs who i love !
wow that is a lot of dedication whats your dogs name
my dogs names are , bobby , christie , suzie , and lola . we pretty much spend all the time together
that is so cute i wish i had a dog
you should get one or two or four p
haha that is my future plan
what else do you enjoy ?
i am trying to get in the habit of trying new things
me too , i really should create relationships outside of my dogs ! haha


i am a short order cook at a local diner. i have a terrible singing voice. under a pen name , i write romance books. this past summer i hiked the appalachian trail. i used to follow the grateful dead when they toured.

hello . how are you . are you having a good day ?
hi ! i am good ! how are you ? and its a great day !
i am good . do you have any pets ?
i do not , unfortunately . i work so much and i have so many hobbies .
i have two small dogs . what kind of work do you do ?
i work at a diner .
that is a good job . i own my own marketing agency .
that sounds like fun ! i also write romance books d
i wish i could write . i have always wanted to write a book .
ever heard of e . l james
no i have not . what has he written ?
well , i am not her ahahah .
it was nice meeting you . have a good day .
yeah , you too ! have a great day


i like the movie godfather. i weight 300 pounds. i like candy and soda. i am not healthy. i am a man.

hi , are you a fellow canadian ?
no i am just a guy living in the south . where in canada do you live ?
pretty close to ontario , you ?
north carolina . they have the best bbq that i eat almost every day .
i make it to the states a couple times a year .
you have to come to nc and try some bbq .
i am usually there to run marathons
wow that is awesome . i am 300 pounds so i have not run a marathon before .
i run daily and love watching basketball
well i like to eat candy and soda and watch movies . so we are total opposites .
i watch the vancouver grizzlies , they are my favorite !
i like to watch football . do you watch anything besides basketball ?
no , basketball is my favorite .
do you like movies ? i love the godfather .


i enjoy hiking on glaciers. lutefisk is the best dish in the whole world. i always seem to be losing things , most recently , my mind. i recently moved to sweden.

hi matt here i wish i knew where i belonged
well hello there matt i just moved to sweden and have no friends here
nice ! ! i do not like my parents , but enjoy my job .
i am always losing things since i moved like my mind what do u do
yeah , i work as a manager
that is great what is your favorite meal
as a living i also train horses
lutefisk is the best dish ever i love it
i also write blogs on my spare time
i like to hike on the glaciers
there are times i will sleep in . long hours at work
so how old are u matt
i am twenty five years old .
your still young i am 40
yeah i feel like time is going by fast
time always goes fast when u are having fun


i have a few pet iguanas. i am pretty poor financially. i think dogs could learn to read if they were trained well. i like to give them sassy sounding names that actually help people think nice things.

hi . what do you do for your job ?
hello there . i work at a fast food restaurant . what do you do for your job ?
i act in movies and have done some commercials . what fast food restaurant ?
i work at mcdonald . when i am not there , i take care of my pet iguanas .
what are your pets names ?
my pets names are stacia and max . what interests do you have ?
i am very busy doing my job acting in a weekly telenovela .
for how long have you been an actor ?
i started acting when i was 10 . do you have any hobbies ?
well , i also like making arts and crafts . i have a question for you .
arts and crafts are very interesting . what is your question ?
do you think that dogs could be trained to read ?
wow , good question . they can be trained to be actors , so possibly .
do you think that dogs could be trained to read ?
i worked with a trained dog in a television commercial once .
i really think that is the case as well . what are your hobbies out of acting ?


i play video games all day. i still live at home with my parents. i am 32. i do not want a job. i eat all take out.

hi , what are you doing ?
hi how are you doing ? i am still a baby at 32 years old .
i am great , i am also the baby of 4 in my family .
oh that is nice i like to eat plenty of take out food do you ?
i am vegan , i eat what i farm . do you hike or nature walk ?
no but a vegan is very healthy i eat many junk foods .
healthy is good , after my accident where i lost an arm i gave up junk .
sorry to hear that i do not want to work but i do .
where ? after my college graduation i had to work to pay for school .
yes times are so hard hang in there nice person to chat with .
thanks . . . computer it pays but to much still goes to loans .
when you finish you will be good it will pay off for you .
i say that also but it would be nice to eat chicken for one night .
oops i wished i had a piece of chicken would be nice .
i meant tofu that taste like chicken .
god bless sweetie take care . good people you are .


my favorite subject in school was science. my mom is a cancer survivor. i am single and not looking. my favorite hobby is reading suspense novels. pizza is my favorite food.

i need to be desired by someone
i am happy on my own . as long as i have pizza lol
i love to eating pizza
just dropped pizza on my suspense novel . two faves ruined at once !
i hate reading so much
i love it ! reading and science are my passions
i work out a lot i always feel obese
working out is good . as long as you do not overdo it
i miss it if i do not workout
i hear you . i like to work off all the pizza i eat lol
i use a lot of make up as well
i have learned to appreciate whats on the inside . moms cancer taught me that
i am sorry to hear about ur moms cancer
its ok . she is all better now . a real survivor


i only eat at restaurants. i have 1 pair of shoes. my mother has 500 pairs of shoes. i am allergic to shellfish and cats.

hi i am john how are you
hey ! i am tom ! how are you ?
great just catching up on game of thrones
nice ! i watch that all the time ! can you cook ?
yes i just made some awesome mashed potato casserole
so good ! i went anaphylactic once
ouch i once was a vegan but me and her did not work out so i am coming back
so now i only eat out . i have a terrible chiton allergy .
never heard of that it do not sound fun . my fun is soccer
stranger than fiction , i am allergic to latex so i own only 1 pair of shoes .
me too it makes new doctor visits so awkward being non latex
my dad is a shoemaker , my mom has some five hundred pairs .
awesome i met a nice cobbler in italy
chiton allergy is allergy to shellfish by the way
oh lord that would not be fun i worked red lobster in high school
where did you attend high school ?


i have an older brother who plays football in the nfl. i like to snowboard. i live in rural wisconsin. i like to ride horses.

hello hope you are having a good day . i am just spending time with my little dogs
good morning l enjoy riding horses
i love horses too . do you ride often ?
yes if i am not snowboarding
i wish i had more time to do things . i am busy with my marketing consulting agency
i am from rural wisconsin where you from
i live in west virginia with my husband .
my older brother plays in the nfl
that is interesting . which team does your brother play for ?
its a great day out today
it is here too . a beautiful autumn day
its kinda windy though but nice
windy here too . it may storm later on .
i love this time of year
i do too the leaves are pretty and the temperature is just right
very relaxing if you ask me


i love to go out to eat with my family. i like to take drives in the country. i like to chat with my friends. i like to read books that are in a series. i like to go to the movies.

hi how are you today ?
i am great . just watching a movie . how about you ? ?
drinking tea its my favorite yo
not a fan of tea . but i love going out to eat .
do you get hardboiled eggs ?
i do not like hard boiled eggs .
do you like to ride bikes ?
nope but i love driving in the car with my family
do you like to draw then ?
nope i love reading alot
oh i enjoy drawing people
that is really so awesome
yeah i can draw real awesome things
i cannot draw at all . but love pictures in books
yeah reading can be fun i guess
it really is great . you can read anything


i lift weights , but i never do squats. i like to watch ma. my prized possession is a bowie knife. i am entering the police academy this summer.

hi are you having a good saturday ?
wonderful day out today , i went for a jog . yourself ?
at home listening to bieber which reminds me of 5 years ago .
i am setting the tivo for ma before going to the gym
what is ma ? do not think i have heard of them
mixed martial arts , a blend of them
is not that just like the fake wrestmania stuff ?
no , this is real martial arts . dangerous
i am not into fighting . if i want danger then i just drink milk which makes me sick .
no milk is tough . i like watching . i am training to start police academy .
police academy the movie or the playstation game ?
the actual academy to be an officer .
oh . are you good with a gun ?
i am ok . but i plan on training alot this summer .


i have brown hair. my favorite color is blue. i work at a grocery store. i like to read.

hi , i am fine what a bout you
i am doing great ! do you have any hobbies ?
yes i love to go fishing how about you
i love reading . what do you do for work ?
i do care giver for the senior
that sounds rewarding . i myself work as a bagger at a grocery store .
that good need some body to do that too you should be pride
aww . thank you ! do you have a favorite color ?
yes blue , i am on the shy side what about you
i also love blue !
ok , cool , do you have any children
not presently . maybe one day in the future . you ?
yes i have five adults children
wow ! big family . i bet you are proud of them .


i ve a younger sibling. my bestfriend is from out of town. i love hockey. i ve flown out of the country. i studied business as my major.

i have a hard time spelling
my 2 older sisters have that problem too . sorry
i love volunteering at the animal shelter
good for you . i should volunteer sometime but i play hockey instead
i can dance pretty well . and my hair is blond , it goes down to my knees
you sound hot . if i wasn t hanging out with a visiting friend i d talk longer
well i feel quite flattered
have you ever been to paris ? i go whenever i can afford it
no i have not but that is ok i do not have to .
in college i did a business school exchange to london marvelous city
did you like it a lot ?
it was fun even as a poor student . like it more now that i have money
hmm . oh ok , i am not sure how that works
being rich ? simple , make lots of money and then get great tax breaks ! lol
it also takes a lot of work too if you want to be rich
not if you inherit it and then reinvest . that s what trump did . lots do .


i love to knit and crochet. i love to go to the lake. i am a happy person. i love to take walks. i love to listen to music.

i just ate a huge plate of pancakes . yum !
oh yummy ! i am jealous . that sounds amazing
what do you like to do for fun ?
i like to use my hands and thread . crocheting and knitting . you ?
i prefer being outdoors . i spend most weekends hiking with my friends .
do you ever hike by the lake ?
no . my new girlfriend cannot swim so we avoid that area .
ah that makes sense . do you like music ?
yes ! i love to blast metal while riding my harley .
i bet that is a lot of fun . i love all types of music
are you a professional musician ?
no but that would be nice one day . i do not play any instruments
me either . bikes and hikes are for me . do you work ?
i do not . i just spend a lot of time enjoying life
that is fantastic . is your family nearby ?
yes they are . i spend a ton of time with them


i work at a animal clinic. i love the summer. i have two kids i enjoy being on social media. i love mexican food.

hi how are you doing
hello . great and yourself ? thank you .
i am good just getting back from band practice
cool . i got back from my work which is an animal clinic .
that is sweet i love animals
yeah i know right ? do you have kids ?
no but i want to some day
i do have 2 kids . what do you like doing ?
i am trying to learn new vegan recipes
wow cool . i enjoy eating mexican food . are you making any ?
i would love to find good mexican vegan options
i enjoy surfing on social media during my spare time .
that sounds fun whats your favorite site
facebook . nothing like it ? lol .


i have horrible allergies. i can t stand clutter or dust. i spend an hour getting ready in the morning. i still love my cat despite all this. when i shower my skin is nearly red from how hard i scrub.

nice to meet you ! tell me a little about yourself !
right now , my allergies are horrendous ! despite this , i still love my cat !
sorry to hear that ! do you avoid parks ?
i should . i showered this morning and my skin is red from scrubbing so hard !
i would hate it if i could not walk to the nearby park every day .
sounds wonderful ! i clean my house way to much , i despise dust and clutter !
since i have to walk everywhere , i stay home and paint my room purple .
love purple ! i may paint after i get ready , which takes me an hour !
it is more fun working when you can listen to music or podcasts .
love music ! i only heard a couple of podcasts .
since there are no children around , i can turn them up really loud !
i do that getting ready in the morning , an hour is a lot of music !
but at least there are no interruptions !
true ! just me and my cat ! any pets for you ?
no , i live alone , no children and no cars . i enjoy it .
good for you ! time to take some allergy medication . . .


i sometimes wonder why i m not married. i like eating healthy foods. i have brown hair. i love fall and winter. i like sleeping in.

hi , how are you today ?
i am fine but wondering if i would every get married
oh , one day may . i wonder the same .
i love men with brown hair and who eats healthy like myself
i like reading and relaxing by the lake . i like men too .
i like to sleep all day in the fall and winter
what do you do ? i am a 5th grade teacher .
i really do not do anything i sleep in a lot lol
i like to watch golf and tennis on tv .
i enjoy that as well
where do you live ? i live in new york .
i live in milwaukee i am in quality
oh . the school i teach at is outside of oakville , ny .
what grade do you teach ?
5th grade . that is such a great age .
yes i love my 5th grade teacher


i live with my parents and my little brother. i like to play soccer , draw and read asteria. i do not have too many friends in the us yet , but i am going to summer camp and i hope to make friends then ! i also think that i may make friends as soccer in the fall. i am in 3rd grade.

hello how there how are you ?
i am pretty good thanks and you ?
i am great , just sitting at home and working online .
do you play any sports ?
i do but limited , i am a music freak and enjoy festivals .
be sure to wear earplugs or it will just be white noise
ha , ha , ha . . . cute . i have a garage band and we rock .
i bet . do you guys do covers ?
a limited amount , i am inspired by the band story so far as my mentor .
do you play any sports
yes , soccer i am very good . all my friend call me striker because i am that good .
yeah yo should strike that ball yo


i am blonde. i am thin. i like the tv show the walking dead. i like to hunt. i love the tigers baseball team.

hello there , where are you located
i cannot wait till the walking dead !
i am sorry , i do not like those kinds of shows
i am from new york , but i love to hunt .
there is some lovely hunting where i live
i walk everywhere in new york i am so skinny lol . i love baseball .
i remember when there were great players in baseball . yogi , babe . . .
i like the tigers team . big fan ! i throw my blonde hair in a cap .
i am not one for the city . too many people .
why ? its exciting , where do you live ?
i live in the countryside . in arkansas
nice nice for some good hunting .
small game mostly . if you like hunting critters
it was nice chatting with you today also .


i vacation in florida every winter. i was a champion downhill skier in college. my sister is a published author. my favorite color is yellow.

hello my name is jakob how are you
i am good . planning my yearly vacation to florida . you ?
i just returned from a trip had to clear my head after my breakup
sorry to hear about your breakup . my sister is single and an author !
well if she likes pizza we could probably grab a bite
she does like pizza . i could set you up
nice where you from ? i work with bitcoins
i am originally from vermont where i was an award winning skier
nice i been there . . almost took an engineer gig there
oh nice ! vermont is such a beautiful state
yes it is just wish they had more salsa clubs up there dancing is my thing
haha yeah not much salsa in vermont . what else do you enjoy ?
books , movies , concerts , nothing extreme but i have sky dived before
well that sounds pretty extreme to me .


i live with my sisters and they provide me with all my needs. i enjoy reading. i am afraid to leave the house. when i was a child i was kidnapped by my uncle.

hi i like the color red . what is your favorite color ?
that is not a question i will answer . you have sisters ?
no but i do have two turtles . do you have any pets or sisters ?
sisters who take care of me . turtles too but they do nothing .
yea they are lazy . i love video games it is my hobby . do you have hobby ?
i hate video games and hobbies . i fear all . never leave house .
what about movies ? i like gone with the wind .
nah not a big fan . too scary .
are you scared of everything ? sounds like a boring life .
you would be too if your uncle . . .
i got to clean my turtles cage today but i do not feel like it .
that is pretty boring news
yea but then i can play video games .
that is a false statement of turtles .
what do you mean by that ?
i think it is self explanatory paul .


my parents are both dead. i find joy in the littlest things. i listen to music for more than 5 hours a day. i refuse to ride the bus.

hi , how are you doing ?
i am doing great ! how are you doing ?
i am good just watching a movie .
i love movies . what movie ?
watching the original it right now , i love horror movies .
ah . it scared me as a kid . so i have not watched the new one yet .
i love stephen king , i have read all of his books .
i do too ! my parents both passed but i used to read them to my mom .
aw i am sorry . i love reading . do you work ?
yes . but i have to walk there , i am too scared to take the bus . you ?
what do you do ? i work at a veterinarian office .
i work at a studio . so i listen to a lot of music .
oh that sounds fun . i love christian music .
me too . i find joy in any little thing . especially music .
yes , it can really turn your day around .
it sure can lift your spirits .


i work with my wife. i have trained over 20 types of animals. i am a zookeeper. my wife is a breast cancer survivor. my daughter just graduated high school ranked at the top of her class.

how are you doing today
a bit tired but good . my wife and i work together at our zoo .
what is that work like
it is , and we doing well and my wife just became breast cancer free .
that is so good . good for you guys .
thank you , my daughter is graduating high school with honors
that is also cool . i love education
right now been trying to training twenty different animals ,
that sounds like a lot of work
it is but fulfilling . my wife and i enjoy what we do .
it is great that you do what you love
what about you what do you do for fun
i like to shop and go to the mall
that is awesome ! ! we hardly get to shop knowing our hectic schedule .
i bet . that is a lot of animals .
it is and time consuming


i teach first grade. i love to go shopping. my favorite pizza is pepperoni. i drink lots of iced tea. i married my high school sweetheart.

hi there . tell me about yourself .
i am a teacher . first graders . i love pepperoni pizza and sweet tea
cool . i like pizza too . although i am having some sushi right now .
my husband likes sushi . we have been together since high school
that is sweet . my wife and i have been married for 30 years .
that is great . i hope we make it that long . tell me more about you
i live a simple life , puttering in my garden and listening to music .
i shop for fun lol
do you like music ? you should listen to ween ! they are awesome .
never heard of them . are they a pop band ?
yes , they are great . what else do you like to do ?
i like to research fun easy for my students to learn


i enjoy putting alcohol in my coffee. i cannot get enough of lindsey spirlings music. i could eat meatloaf every night and never get tired of it. i smoke two packs of cigarettes most days. if i were to be reincarnated , i would want to come back as a hippopotamus.

hi there ! how was your day today ?
fine i have been listening to lindsey sterling
i like her , she is so pretty . i wish i was like her
yes indeed . what do you do for a living ?
oh i work in the publishing industry . what about you ?
i do not work . i stay home and smoke
oh . my ex used to smoke . whenever i smell smoke now i remember him
it smells pretty bad . where are you from ?
i am from the us . and yourself ?
i live in the united states as well . do you drink alcohol ?
sometimes . i go out with my guy friends and we have lots of fun lol
i like alcohol in my coffee


i go visit them sometimes. my best friend lives in a big city. my mother is a social worker for the school system. i work at a grocery store.

i like country . do you like that music ?
i do , whats your favorite aside from that ?
i love celtic as well .
where do you work at ?
i do not work yet . i want to be a singer .
that sounds nice . keep practicing
i do that every day .
good for you ! my mom works in the school system
awesome . i have a collie dog named tibby .
i do not have any pets i want some
i love animals . tibby is great .
do you live in a big city ?
no . i live near farms .
oh my vestie lives in a huge town


i like to upcycle my thrift shop finds and make new items. i am an art teacher. i like to sew my own clothing. i enjoy clothing with exotic prints. sometimes i like to visit thrift shops.

hi , how are you ? i own a small business . i help clients win money .
i teach art . can you help with my money ?
they like to gamble and i try to give them a lot of sports information .
so i sell stuff in thrift stores how should i invest my money ?
yes , i would be happy to for a fee . i only charge one thousand per session .
chump change i make millions as a teacher . but i go to thrift stores too .
you must watch football to find your answer .
i watch baseball football is not so exciting . do you like exotic prints ? i do .
hmm , exotic plants you mean ?
no no , prints . like . . . weird looking prints on a shirt .
i guess so . i would have to see one .
yeah this is a sort of dull line of inquiry are you single ?
yes , i am single . i am too busy with clients .
i do not know if i am single . i think so ?
haha ! you are a very funny person .
that is kind of you to say but are you funny also ?


both of my parents are teachers. my sister and i are in a grunge band. i have three roommates. i work at a coffee shop. i have an eyebrows piercing.

hi there . i am paying my guitar . just woke up .
you play too ? i am in a grunge band with my sister .
i hope to be in a band soon .
maybe you can audition for ours .
maybe . i ales most of the day because my job is quite demanding .
mine is not quite so demanding . i am a barista at a coffee shop .
i meant to say sleep . i love coffee . you like working there ?
its alright , gives me a flexible schedule .
i wish mine did . i rarely see my wife and two kids .
what do you do for work ?
i am an offshore oil rigger .
that must be an intense job .
its very demanding . and dangerous .
i can imagine . any piercings allowed at a job like that ?
oh yeah . we do not care what you look like as long as you work hard .
i have one , an eyebrow piercing .


so i started a small business. it s been doing better than i expected. i sell miscelaneous stuff in local fairs. i haven t had luck with finding a job. i recently graduated from college.

hello how are you today ?
not bad getting ready to watch the nfl you ?
you know just living the life in texas
nice i am fresh out of college just started a computer business
that sounds like fun i work in pt
cool i had no job offers so i just started my own
i think both my cats hate me
haha why is that ? i prefer dogs
i also have 3 of those
that is gotta be a handful to manage
that is why they call me john
do you ever go to fairs ? i sometimes sell stuff there
like hot dogs ? i like hot dogs
no like crafts my mom makes it does fairly well
it is great you get a long
yea the parents have been a big help


when people do not like my social media posts , it upsets me. i like to cook new recipes. i am from austin , texas. i post a lot about the food i eat on social media. i like every post i see on social media.

hello . how are you tonight . care for a quick chat ?
course for sure . . how are you ?
i am good . just nice talking to someone , it sucks being so shy .
that is the attitude bro . . even i am the same
well my dog is my best friend i tell him everything . you have pets ?
i have 3 dogs . . that is fun
nice ! i am like singing in the shower . you do anything silly like that ?
not really . . i am a party guy
i wish i was . i have to be content with my shyness .
where are you from now ?
i am from tennessee . where are you from ?
i was in tennessee fr 2 yrs now in boston
oh nice ! lots of parties there , never went to one or even drank .
lol . . its time bro . . come out


i work at the pizza parlor. i m the oldest of three boys. my mother was a single mother. i grew up in the projects of chicago.

hello how are you doing ?
hello , i have 3 brothers and i am the oldest
okay that must be a lot of work .
i am from chicago i was raised in the projects
no siblings myself . are you at work ?
it is alot of work , because my mom is a single mom
that is tough . what does she do .
yes i am at work at my pizza parlor
that is fun . love pizza .
she owns the pizza parlor
amazing . do you have salad there ?
yes we have a huge salad bar and all you can eat pizza
eat a salad daily with tuna . rather pizza though .
i love tuna i may have to add that to my salad bar
yes do . healthy protein option .
my youngest brother is a health freak , he loves loves tuna


i have male pattern baldness. my mother doesn t ! ove me. i have a parrot named parrot. i am a classicly trained chef.

hello , how is it going ?
hi . are you hungry ? i can cook for you .
yes . what do you like to cook ?
there is nothing i cannot cook . i am a chef .
lucky ! i wish i could be a chef !
are you allergic to birds ? my parrot , parrot , cooks too .
no , i love birds . especially parrots . they are so cool .
yep . he sits on my head to cover my baldness .
that is pretty funny . that is a sight to see
yep . he loves me though . . since my mom does not .
it seems he is so loved !
he is . are you married ?
i am . my husband and i are traveling now .
cool . traveling alone or with kids ?
with our wonderful children ! we love to see the sights .
someday i will travel with parrot .


i drive a ford truck. my least favorite music is country. i have long flowing hair. i am nearly 6 tall.

hello ! how are you today ?
great ! how are you today ?
could be better i have a lot of work
i just finished giving my ford truck an oil change . i am tired .
that sounds very tiring . i am trying to write a book
wow ! what is the book about ?
it is about my life
life . that is a good subject . as long as it is not about country music .
oh no no no , i do not like country
good to know . are you leading a good life ?
i am . well will be soon when i get this book done
nice ! how much do you have left to write ?
about 30 more chapters
that is a lot ! i would write about my ford truck if i wrote anything .
what sort of things would you say ?
that is a lot ! i would write about my ford truck if i wrote anything .


i grow the tallest sunflowers you have ever seen. i love agatha christie novels. i spend most of my days working at my churchs food pantry. my husband and i have a suicide pact. i have 5 children , though 2 have passed away.

hi how are you doing ?
hi there . i am okay . how are you ? what are your hobbies ?
i like music reading , what about you ?
cool i love my garden . i grow huge sunflowers .
what do you do for a living ?
i am retired now . i mostly volunteer at a food pantry nowadays .
what did you used to do ?
i was a writer . i was inspired by agatha christie novels , my favorite .
i love to read horror novels
same ! do you have a big family ?
yes i do , i have eight siblings
wow awesome . i have 5 children but 2 passed away .
what ? oh no what happened ?
it was such a tragedy . they died in a car accident .


i am well built and tall. i like the beatles. my parents were scientists. i work as a scientist. i m in gymnastics.

hello , how are you this fine rainy thursday ?
i am good , only it is not raining here . what are you up to ?
binge watching supernatural , hard to do anything with a broken leg .
i am sorry to hear that . i am working on a lab right now .
i would love stuff like that , my dad is trying to force me to be a journalist .
do you not like to write ?
writing is ok , but doing it for a living is not what i want .
i understand . my mom and dad were scientist so now , that is what i do
my mom blames my fragile bones on my birth . i was born 6 weeks early .
awe i am sorry to hear , i am really tall and work out a lot
haha i am only 4 11 and a half .
i also do gymnastics , i love it
a tall person doing gymnastics ? i envy that .
haha , not as easy as it seems


i love dark clothes. favorite band is red hot chilli peppers. i work two jobs as a cashier. i love non gmo foods.

my friends do not call me by my real name .
what do they call you then ?
bubblegum . i also have red hair like my sibling .
why do they call you that ?
it is because i found the antidote for the everyday sickness it tastes like bubblegum .
interesting , people think i am a goth because i like dark clothes .
not i , my brother and i are very outgoing , we both have red hair .
i also love non genetically modified foods .
i love to vocalize about food while bathing !
singing in the shower about squid ?
i sing about anything , i love it !
do you sing red hot chili pepper songs ?
yes ! i sing anything in the shower . especially about finding the cure !
the cure ? for what ?
the common cold ! that is what i found the cure for !
you seem to be very smart .


i am a retired newspaper reporter. i am a recovering alcoholic. i live in a condo. my girl friend lives in the condo next door. i have a large mustache.

hi there ! says the tallest woman in the room always . . .
wow you but be really tall i did a newspaper story on tall girls
i am 6 feet tall and i usually wear red just to stand out more .
i love red my new condo is wall papered red
oh that must be stunning ! mine is navy blue to honor my dad
my soon to be wife condo is next dore and hers is navy blue as well
my dad is a retired nyc police officer , so blue for him
that is so cool . i love retirement now i can focus on my aa meetings
more power to you ! my dad is in a elder care home
my dad is too . we both have mustaches that are really large
lol handlebar or broom ? i volunteer at the home so we see each other often .
broom and my girlfriend loves it
do not let her go ! ! ! not all women appreciate mustaches
i really want to marry her one day


i only wear silver jewelry. i have a rose tattooed on my right ankle. i work in a doctor s office. i am studying to be a dental hygienist but i hate seeing patient s saliva. there are thorns tattooed on my toes.

hey there how we doing tonight
i am well how are you ?
i am doing well just doing the things i love . eat pasta and swimming
that is cool . i have body art and i hate my job .
that is awesome i love body art
yes i have a rose tatoo
i have my favorite singer tattooed . britney spears ! !
i only wear silver because i am afraid of vampires .
that is smart i wear the color pink , i love it
britney spears is cool . i like pink also .
there we go ! ! how is your saturday going
it is going pretty good . yours ?
doing pretty well about to watch some dragon ball in a little
that is cool i used to watch that show alot .
something to do , so where you from i live in georgia
yes it is . i am from california .


my brother lives in england. i have a timeshare in mexico. my favorite food is sushi. my favorite tv show is friends. i own my own business.

hello . i just finished my dinner here . how was your day ?
been doing well , watching friends and knitting tonight .
sounds like a nice night in . me and my dogs are happy .
how many dogs do you have ?
just 2 . they are nice company when i go fishing .
i love to go out on the boat to fish while at my mexico timeshare
that sounds awesome . i bet you catch good stuff .
sometimes , it depends on the weather .
i bet . same here . just makes a person happy to be fishin
it is probably the most relaxing way to spend the day off , that and getting sushi
i like cooking . sushi rolls are really fun to make .
sushi is really fun to make , but my favorite thing to make is stir fry
any of your fish make it in your stir fry
nah , chicken stir fry is the one my family prefers


i can play piano. i like to listen to country music. i work at a bar. people say i can cook well.

can i tell you a secret ?
i am sure you can . what is it ?
i run up to total strangers in parks sometimes , and try and sword fight them
most people do not have swords with them . what do you do then ?
use sticks , i have too much energy , 4 mountains dews a day makes me hyper
so , you are telling me that you occasionally assault people with sticks in parks ?
i mean if they are not into it , i do not push it , but yeah i guess
and , your reasoning for doing this is four mountain dews . very interesting .
what can i say , i am an imaginative person
i do not think imaginative is the adjective . woh cool rhyme .
poet and you did not know it
i make a rhyme every time .
so do you like movies ?
yes , movies are fun . music is my passion . i play piano at a bar .
i like movies where aliens attack earth , what genre of music do you play
i like those too . i play jazz at work but i love country music .


i am in college. my mom is a janitor. i like cartoons. i still live at home. i listen to death metal.

hi how are you ? what music do you like ?
hi , i am fine . i like death metal , what about you ?
i like more melodical stuff . . . that i can sing , or play at the piano .
oh i see , a very chill person . do you go to school or work ?
i work , as a dancer . i should try dancing to death metal some time !
oh i see , a very chill person . do you go to school or work ?
yes , very chill . . . also a night owl . what about you ?
oh yes , definitely a night owl , i live with my parents .
what food do you like ?
nothing healthy ! basically top ramen , microwave ready mac and cheese , yum .
yes , that is no healthy . i am actually a vegetarian . what do you do ?
wow , what do you eat then ? i go to the local college and study .
everything but meat , cheese , and eggs ! what do you study ?
i study astronomy ! i love the galaxy . where do you work as a dancer ?


chocolate chip cookies are the tastier things in my opinion. i drive only toyota. i talk a lot in irc. i like pepsi.

i love playing soccer
is that your job then ?
no it not its my favorite sport
where do you work then soccer person ?
i am a stay at home mom and a baker
do you make cookies mother ?
yes cookies pies cakes cup cakes
chocolate chip is my favorite gimme gimmeeee
yeah i like them to
what kind of car do you drive ?
mazda sports car love it
i only drive toyota cars
why is tat lol
they are just so great and safe . have you seen top gear ?
no i have not is it a good movie
its a tv show . they tested toyotas on it


i don t like acting. i don t like kids. i have 3 ferrari cars in my garage. my father was a famous actor. i have 3 ex wives.

hi , want to chat with me ?
sure do ! tell me about yourself .
well i am a mom with five little kids
that is gross ! i hate kids
oh no . i love babies
they are the worst ! i can not deal with any kids and will never have any
never say never . raising babies is very rewarding
i have previously been married 3 times and am not looking for a fourth
well i hope you find your happiness elsewhere then
i do i own 3 ferrari
why do you need three ? do they make you happy ?
they do it is a hobby of mine
is it important that you impress others ?
yep ! i have to keep my social status looking clean and fancy
i think it is better to have a few close friends
i do not need friends when i have money


i own four german shepherds. i believe in ghosts and have seen them on several occasions. i have created my own personal religion. i only buy convertible cars.

good evening , how are you ?
just prepping my 4 german shepherds to take their shift watching out for ghosts !
that sounds fun . unfortunately , i have an injury , on top of carrying twins .
that is too bad , i started my own religion , maybe it could help you ?
i could use all the prayers i can get , this will make 5 children for me
wow , that is a lot . think they could all fit in a convertible ? i only buy those .
they could . count me out , i vomit every morning because of the twins i am carrying
wow . vomit is gross , especially from ghosts ! i have seen that happen a few times , ghosts vomiting !
the doctor has me assigned to bed rest for almost half a year . come visit me ?
you mind if i bring the four dogs ? they love convertible rides .
sure ! my 3 kids are very good around animals .
awesome , hopefully i get there before there is 5 so each one gets a dog !
what a great idea ! just do not bring any ghosts around .
i will try not to , but they seem to like me . that is why the dogs are on watch !
do you have any personal home remedies for morning pregnancy sickness ?
i usually just pray to the convertible gods of my church , then go for a ride !


i spend a lot of time driving my kids to sports events. i own a black suburban. i still dream about going to paris and designing clothes. i drink a lot of apple martinis when i get a girls night out. i am a member of four book clubs , the pta , and two bunch groups.

hi there . i am just playing my guitar .
oh , cool ! electric or acoustic ? me , just got back from running to soccer practice
acoustic . i use it for the soundtrack of my movies .
you are movies ? whoa cool ! you do stuff on youtube or something ?
no real movies . i won an award at sundance for best lesbian director .
wow . . i did not even know that was a category . ll .
haha . i dedicated the last film to my father . he just had a heart attack .
awww . . . i am sorry to hear that .
its ok . he is made a full recovery .
well that is good ! i had a good friend of mine pass away from a heart condition
oh i am so sorry . heart conditions can come as a surprise .
well , she is was born with it , and knew it was a possibility but . .
you never fully prepare to lose a friend .
yeah . . . so , what else do you like ? i am in several book clubs and the pta . .
i was in the pta when my kid was younger . its very time consuming
oh , you can imagine , i have got three of them to juggle . . .


i have a brother but we don t talk much yet. i have a few pet iguanas. i am pretty poor financially. i think dogs could learn to read if they were trained well.

good afternoon , how are you ?
i am doing really well , how about you
i would be better if my little sister stopped barging into my room .
i am lucky then cause i have not seen my brother in years
oh wow , do you have other family near to you ?
i do not sadly and i cant afford to travel to see them either but i have pets
i have a dog ! she is a golden retriever named bella .
i would like a dog but right now i have iguanas
sis just came in again . i just want to finish my math homework !
maybe you could train bella to read and help you finish your homework faster
that is a great idea ! i wonder if she would love math like i do ?
wish i loved math , maybe i could budget effectively and not be so broke
i am glad i do not need to worry about that yet .
it really is nice , even worth your sister barging into your room !
what else are you into ?
i like animals and nature as a whole , how about you


i do not have a job. i love the walking dead. i love comics. i am a couch potato.

hi , how are you doing ?
not too bad , how about yourself ?
not bad . could be better . i stepped on a rock while barefoot .
that is no fun . personally i do not get out much
i like to be barefoot outside . makes me feel one with the earth .
i am kind of a couch potato . i enjoy relaxation
i love to read . gotta have a big comfy couch for that .
very true . i love reading comics . what is your favorite thing to read ?
i am reading pride and prejudice now . but i love stephen king .
steven king is good from what i hear . i am obsessed with walking dead comics
never ; even saw that show . heard lots though .
well there is a show and a comic series . i prefer the comics
did not know there was a comic series . maybe i will get for my son .
if he is interested in comics he will probably like them
he does enjoy comics . he collects them actually .
what are his favorites ? i am very into comics


i work in car sales. i drive an acara. my wife is a hairdresser. my favorite beer is coors.

good morning ! actually , its not that great , my back is killing me !
that is no fun . you should kick back a coors , it will help you relax .
i never did learn to relax . i was always busy being the grown up , i guess
rough childhood i take it ? so what do you do ?
i am an activist . mostly for animal rights , but i also advocate for the homeless
cool . my wifes a hairdress , but volunteers at animal shelters when she can
that is great ! the world needs more people like her . so , what do you do ?
i am a car salesman . my cars an acara . i have got some new hybrids on the floor .
hybrids are great for the environment . i could go on forever about how people mistreat the earth
you sound like a very good activist . so you have any pets ?
i have a big fluff ball of a dog . how about you ?
we have 4 cats . they are so odd at times .


i like to go for bike rides. i like to skateboard. i like the guitar. i am a vegan. i like music.

i never miss a music festival . what kind of music do you like ?
i like acoustic guitar music and you ?
big club scene in atlanta with lots of parties and music . i like all kinds of music .
nice ! i am in a small suburb outside of detroit , so not the biggest scene .
i am in the suburbs but its worth the drive . its different from home and work .
a very good point ! what else do you like to do in your spare time ?
i work in a upscale , fancy part of town . then the club scene and then home .
nice ! i like bike riding around my little town . that and skateboarding !
being a dental assistant takes up most of my time so not much free time .
i can imagine ! i am a waitress so my schedule is pretty flexible .
i used to skateboard and bmx but too many injuries so now just music festivals .
yeah i am definitely getting too old i should switch to festivals
a club in atlanta is hiring waitresses . come on down if you like loud music .
hey ! i am going to check that out ! thanks !
sorry i meant waitress . but they are always hiring and its a big party scene .
sounds like a lot of fun !


i write short films. i am a lesbian. my father recently had a heart attack. i play the guitar. i like to go to comic con.

hey ! hows everything going ? i am just jamming to this metal band my brother is in .
i am doing well thank you . just been working on a short film myself .
sounds like fun . my brother travels the world with this band .
oh do you think he allow me to do a short film about him ?
he sure will ! our family migrated to america when i was five .
where did you migrate from ?
brazil . i am in college now and trying to be a teacher .
nice , do you comics ? i was just at comic con .
comics are fun ! i have been reading them in between college material
i had to leave early , my father had a heart attack .
sorry to hear . my college ends september and i hope to find a job soon after .
maybe join your brother band ?
he does travel the world ! anything else going on with you ?
not much , been playing my guitar alot since my girlfriend broke up with me .
sorry to hear . i graduate in september maybe we can play guitar together .
sure maybe . if i do a short film about your brother that is .


i have been at my job for seven years. i am a vegan. i love the beach. i like to read. i love country music.

hi . how are you today ?
i am great . how about you
i am good too . i am currently looking for a date
what are you looking for in a date ?
anyone that is not crazy lol . i have not dated since high school
where did you go to high school ?
in mexico . how about you ?
i went to high school i n boston
cool ! and what do you do for a living ?
i have been working a amazon for the past seven years . what do you do ?
wow that is a stable job . i am a handicapper for horse racing
what does that job require on a daily basis ?
i pretty much bet on horse races
that sounds like a very fun job


since i have fibromyalgia , the harsher winters here in pa will be rough on me. i grew up on a large farm. i just moved from va to pa. i enjoy doing beadwork and writing my own patterns.

corvette , that is what i own , you ?
uh , no , nothing so fancy . we actually drive a truck .
surfing is what i really like
you must be young . i like crafts , especially working with beads .
well in california , where i live its easy
how long have you been surfing ?
3 weeks , i have a job as a mechanic , i fix things
that is a great skill . can you fix cars ?
i have a corvette , so um yes
that is good . do you have a family ?
yes but surf and sand , that is what i like
you could take kids with you to the beach .


i like cooking healthy meals. i enjoy dating women. i m retired. i like to go out to the bars.

hey there , how are you ?
i am doing good , enjoying being a retiree , you ?
a little on the tired side , long day . enjoying last of the warm weather
so you do not want to hit the bars , go meet some women with me ?
i would not even know how , i am kind of tall and geeky , do not get out much
i could help you get some dates too . i enjoy cooking healthy meals , get you in shape
well , my dad being a cop , kind of scares everyone off
does he ? he would not scare me
i would not think so , but apparently its intimidating to some
maybe we should take him to the bars , loosen him up a little
he is pretty cool and relaxed considering he is a cop . they assume he is not
what else do you enjoy ?
water skiing , that is what i was doing today with my cousins
that sounds like a lot of fun . do you live somewhere warm


my mother is a dentist. my favorite tv show is silicon valley. i am a baker. i have 2 sisters. i like to play tennis.

hi , my wife is a university professor
how are you doing today ?
i am ok . i only have a little daughter .
where do you currently work ?
i am currently unemployed but graduated top of the class
what did you major in ?
i did not go to college unfortunately
oh , i see . what are your hobbies ?
i like playing the piano . what about you ?
i like the drums . i am no good though .
oh , that is alright you can practice and get better . are you employed ?
i am employed . i would with food .
do you have any family members ?
i have a mom . she is very close to me .
how nice . my mom was a concert pianist
that is great . i will bet she loved that .


my mom is my best friend. i love iced tea. i have four sisters. i am terrified of heights. i believe that mermaids are real.

hi how are you doing ?
heller ! i am doing great . drinking iced tea . i love it .
what do you do for a living ?
i work cleaning skyscraper windows but fights terrify me .
what city are you in ?
i live in arcadia fl , with my four sisters and my mom .
do you have any hobbies ?
looking for mermaids . i believe they are real . how about you .
i wish i could be with the pool boy
pool boys are my jam . my mom is my best friend .
do you have any hobbies ?
watching mermaids and pool boys . ll


i used to fly planes for a living. i now live in new mexico. i am an orphan. i grew up in nevada. i like dogs.

my boxer , hoodoo , and i say hello !
hello to you and hoodoo , and a scratch for him
he loves classical music . i find it hard to exercise to . you have any hobbies ?
i do , anytime with my dog is fun time and travel . you ?
i love to travel . my father is in china , we visit often as possible . hoodoo likes baths .
i also have been to china , bathing a boxer sounds messy . . .
it is . he gets slobber everywhere . what kind of dogs do you have ?
mixed breed golden lab and i do not know , happy dog
those are the best . i had a black lab . he was something else .
i love mine , very loyal and affectionate . what happened to yours ?
he was old , and passed from natural causes .
if they have to go that is not the worst way , but sorry to hear it
its always a painful process , but then another comes along to help heal the pain .
i know , i too have lost one , but still have the other , not easy
no , and i always think there is a little bit of the old dog in the new .
wow , me too , just afraid people would think i was crazy for saying so


i am a roofer. i drive a lifted chevy truck. i played football in high school. my favorite food is steak cooked well done.

hi ! how are you today ?
i am wonderful . just enjoying a delicious steak , how are you ?
actually i am totally into health food vegan and i work at smoothie shop
oh that mush be fun for you . i am a roofer .
tough job ! you need to eat meat for that . i am just a college student .
ah , hence the steak , well done , the best !
ever grill ? do you like sports at all ?
i did play football in high school . i watch on tv every now and then . you ?
yeah , i do watch sports on tv too college basketball .
nice . never much for basketball myself .
what position did you play on the football team ?
quarterback . i was not great at it , but it was a small school .


i work at a restaurant as waiter. i am a cyclist. my favorite food is pizza. i am single.

how are you today ? i am just having some beer by the creek .
cool i am good we need to hang thing because i have the pizza !
perfect , because i cannot eat these sunfish . they are pretty at least
i work as a waiter at a local restaurant . you should come check it out
i would but i am a pretty simple guy . do not dine out much .
well i am single so its on me . now you do not have an excuse
ll i guess i do not . rather do beer and pizza with a campfire .
okay i am a cyclist so that is perfect . i am in the woods alot anyway
i have a great spot for riding , even put a bridge over the creek
i do alot of triathlons so that sounds perfect . you play any sports ?
i am not that into sports unless you count hunting and fishing . you fish ?
i love fishing . catfishing specifically . i go as much as i can
sounds like we are going to be good friends
yes we are . what kinda shows do you like to watch
i watch a lot of the nature channel and nat geo
i am into action and thriller typer shows or movies


i like standing in the rain. sometimes i wish my computer would work faster. rita hayworth is the woman of my dreams. my glasses are always dirty and i can t seem to get them clean.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am good , aside from the fact that my computer is so slow .
ugh , that is horrid . i have to go to the gym later , do you workout ?
occasionally , unless it is raining . then i just stand in the rain .
i fly kites in high wind , it is so thrilling .
the only thing thrilling to me anymore is rita hayworth . i love her .
she is so timeless ! i adore audrey hepburn .
i have no idea what she looks like . my glasses are perpetually dirty .
she is a redhead . very pretty and very much her own woman in hollywood .
well you know what they say about redheads . . .
i do , i am one .
. . they have the best colored hair !
we truly do . do you watch sports ?
yeah . when i am not standing in the rain i like to watch football .


i love the snow. i work graveyard in a hotel. i like to surf every chance i get. i m saving for college. my favorite actor is robert deniro.

hey how are you today ?
tired i work 3rd shift at the hilton
oh okay my brother runs a studio
if it was not raining i would be out surfing
that is cool . one of my brothers lives in hollywood
nice i love snow but no snow in sacramento
i understand . i do not get to travel as much as i would like
one day i hope to go to ucla
that would be cool . my wife can not hear
i could not imagine a robert deniro movie with no sound
it is not the same . i watch it with my 100 year old parents
wow count your stars my mom passed last year
i am so sorry . i am glad i still get to spend time with them
it is fine she passed in her sleep so no pain
that is good . do you have siblings
just the one left . my brother passed in iraq


my favorite singer is britney spears. i love the color pink. i enjoy being outside. i love to swim.

sigh . i did not pass that audition i had earlier .
well do not feel too bad i never got my scholarship for swim team either
that stinks . i really think i have a real skill here , i do not understand .
i know the feeling my niece feels the same about her idol
i mean , i have always loved to cook . my entire life has been about it .
wow master chef ? ? my life has always been outdoors
that is actually the show i tried out for . where are you from ?
i live in santa monica where the sunsets are my favorite color pink
that sounds beautiful . i have always been a sunset fan .
yeah i moved here working a venue for britney spears concert and never left
i wonder how she is these days .
i know right funny my niece adored her forever now its all ed sheeran
i am so out of touch with new music . classic rock is life .
my first concert was skid row so i can understand


i am a mother of 5. i like to draw. i like to do crafts. i like to watch movies.

hey hows it going , tell me something about yourself
i just got all 5 kids down to sleep ! how about you ?
i am albert ! i am just relaxing with some netflix
i just watched the first defenders show . what are you watching ?
monk , i love detective work . i was previously a lawyer when i was younger
i thought about being a lawyer . decided against it . too many long hours .
i do not have a woman or kids , so its not so bad
with five there is not much time left for anything else . seen any good movies ?
i just watched it the remake , it was great
too scary for me ! i hate horror movies .
i am currently a judge , i see scary cases all the time
i would think that would mean you would rather not be surrounded by it in entertainment too !
its an acquired taste i think
perhaps . i prefer quiet crafts and room movies .


i lost my arm in a car accident. i am the youngest of 4 children. i am a farmer. i like to hike.

hows it going . i am here petting my doggy
good , sorry if i am slow i only have one arm .
like seriously or is this part of the scenario ?
i was in a car accident and it got chopped off but i can still farm .
that is crazy . youre a strong willed man . lets take a walk in the woods
how did you know that i like to hike ?
i did not . i was gonna pull an old yeller on you
lol do you have a dog ?
i have many animals . i am an animal enthusiast . i do not watch tv though
i have one his name is alfie my 3 older siblings bought him for me .
lucky you . the closest thing i have to family are ted talks
do you mean you go to ted talks ?
no i just listen to them haha . as background noise mostly
i like them also i have a friend who was on one .


i haven t spoken to my family in years. i enjoy hitchhiking. i live alone. formal situations make me uncomfortable.

how are you doing today
i am doing well . just relaxing at home . how are you ?
eating my favorite tasty cheese
what kind of cheese is it ?
cheddar or something my age is below 46
okay . what do you do for fun ?
here i hate really driving
i do not like driving either . i do like hitchhiking though
have you heard of backstreet boys
yes i have heard of them . do you like them ?
i m really into their music
cool . do you like going to concerts ?
but i don t really like going to concerts do you
yeah i like pretty much anything except for any type of formal situation
what else do you do for fun
i like being by myself mostly . i am not close with many people


when i was a child i was kidnapped by my uncle. i am afraid to leave the house. i live with my sisters and they provide me with all my needs. i love to clean my house. i enjoy reading.

hello , what do you do for fun ?
hi , how are you ? i enjoy reading and cleaning my home . you ?
i love cars and motorcycles . not much into home decorating .
unfortunately , i do not drive . my sisters take me everywhere i need to go
i love to travel in cars , or even places i can do extreme sports like ski .
i am actually afraid to leave my house most times
sorry to hear that . do you have lots of family or pets to be with ?
thanks , i was kidnapped by an uncle when i was young , that is why i am scared
wow , that is very dark . i hope you got counseling .
yes , i did , i have my sisters who help me . no pets though . you ?
cats and some little dogs .
oh cool , what breeds of dogs ?


i love to ride my bike on the weekend. i am an insurance salesman. i live alone in my condo. i post on reddit often.

hi , how are you doing ?
great ! just waiting for the weekend so i can go for a bike ride
that sounds nice . i am going to a concert this weekend .
cool . i won concert tickets from my job . best insurance salesman of the month
that is great ! what concert ?
foo fighters . what concert are you going to ?
i am also going to foo fighters ! i love rock music
me too . i was following a thread on reddit about them . i love reddit
reddit is great , i found a good recipe for eggs and bacon on there .
one time i burned my eggs and smelled up my condo
that sounds rough . i spent my childhood on a farm so i am good with the eggs
good thing i live alone but i bet a farm is nice
it really was . i lived there until my family moved across the country on my 18th birthday
bet you were sad to leave


i like playing badminton. my family owns a dairy farm. i am not very good at playing basketball. i do not really like vegetables or fruit but i pretend. i once rescued a baby on a highway.

hey there . hows it going ?
i am doing well . hows your weekend been ?
not bad . i am just watching my favorite movie with my turtles . you ?
i am resting up . i usually play badminton on the weekends .
i see . how would you do ?
i am really good ! but i horrible with basketball . do you like sports ?
i like watching a few sports . i would prefer watching gone with the wind though .
nice ! what do you do for work ?
i just got hired as a cna ! i have to dye my hair before i start though . . .
what color is your hair now ?
ll . . . purple p apparently , its not appropriate for a nursing facility .
lol i have blue highlights but i work for my family dairy farm
nice ! i guess i will go back to red . it is my favorite color .
cool . do you like nursing ?
it can be emotionally difficult but i like to help people in need .
i like helping too . i once saved a baby from a car on the highway .


i like to eat hard boiled eggs. i like to draw other people. i love people with a sense of humor. i like to drink tea.

hi , how are you doing today ?
hello ! i am doing well . how are you ?
i am doing good , trying to keep warm
to stay warm , i enjoy drinking tea . do you like tea ?
what is your favorite season ? yes i like tea .
my favorite season is summer . what is yours ?
my favorite season is summer as well . i also like spring time
what do you like to do for fun ?
i like to go out to eat , to the movies , walks around the park
i like creating art . i like drawing , especially drawing portraits of people .
i like art as well . i currently have opened my own online shop
that is great that you like art as well !


i am a steelers fan. my favorite band is the avett brother. i love to travel. i am a psychology major.

good evening , how are you ?
great . just trying to plan out my next vacation . what about you ?
just getting my 3 kids fed . its hard being bipolar but they are not picky on food .
at least they are not picky . that would be annoying
true . specially since i could just eat hummus and pita bread every day . lol
oh hummus is delicious . do you listen to music at all ?
i do . i like top 40 , pop , swing .
the best one is avett brothers
right on ! i am a am nurse . what do you do ?
i am a counselor with a major in psychology
very cool . does that keep you very busy ?
oh yeah . i have a lot of vacation time though so i travel a lot
i would love to travel someday .
you should . it is so worth it
i know . i just got to find the time .
do you watch sports at all ?


i can speak four languages fluently. i am an award winning 4h member. i work as a plumber. i can do many celebrity impressions.

hello there . how are you this afternoon ?
i am doing well , now that work is over . how are you ?
doing well . just preparing a big meal for myself .
it is pizza tonight , no one wants to try the new italian place with me .
i am an expert at making italian cuisine .
i only speak italian , i do not cook .
i cook five different styles of cuisine .
i speak five languages , counting english .
wow . i would be happy if i could just speak spanish .
i would be happy if i could cook pasta , lol
cooking is simple if you are willing to learn .
i am a plumber . i am happy with being able to fix things .
i work as a scientist , but i would much rather just play video games .
i love video games . i did 4h as a kid .
i lived in the city , no 4h for me .
that is too bad , it is a lot of fun


i work in finance. i went to an elite ivy league school. i look down on people who did not. i eat out more than three times a week.

hello there , how are you ?
i am lovely . thanks for asking .
that is nice , i have got a busy day ahead of me how about you ?
i always have busy days . money never sleeps .
oh what do you do ?
i am a wealth management consultant and an ivy league graduate . whats your pedigree ?
nice ! i am a public affairs liaison in the national guard .
hmm . . . so you did not go to an ivy league school ? or even west point ?
nope , i enlisted straight out of high school and worked up .
how . . . . noble of you , i guess .
us common folks were more than good enough for uncle sam .
i would not know what you mean . my uncle is a princeton grad .


i am from mexico. i like to go on walks. i used to be a chef , but i am a teacher now. i like to bake.

hello . care for a chat ?
hi sure i would love to . do you speak spanish ? i grew up in mexico .
no . i do not . sorry taking so long . one handed typer here .
no problem its ok my spanish is rusty , i walked over here about 20 years ago .
walked ! you must of been tired . too bad you could be like my hero flash .
i love flash , i love walking too , i accidentally walked across the border one day .
bet you are happy now ? what season was it ?
it was the summer , yes i am a teacher now and i teach children about mexico .
nice i love summer . just do not like wearing those dresses .
oh those summer dresses are my favorite !
i just cannot stand dresses . so you got any hobbies ?
well i was a chef back in mexico and i am a big baker , but nothing serious .


i started at google on an internship. i am a software engineer. i live in seattle. i work at google.

hello , how are you tonight ? have you ate yet ?
names van and started my internship for google .
hello , van . nice to meet you . i am mia . i watch my grandchildren .
that is awesome . i am living in seattle but will move to cali by next month
i am in florida , my husband is a detective and we own an upholstery shop
wow , i started my internship with google . now work for them .
very nice . i live on the lake , it is so soothing .
i have a passion being a software engineer
i was going to go to school , but my daughter decided to start a family early .
wow that is , you can still go to school while she hasa kid
not while they are toddlers . she and her husband both work and go to school .
i understand how hectic that can be
i enjoy it , i am only 40 , maybe in a few years .
well if you want to wait you can
what kind of car do you drive ?
i drive a nissan sentra sv


i am from mexico. i like to bake. i like to go on walks. i used to be a chef , but i am a teacher now.

frank ocean and i are glad i tour skipped florida !
yes , florida is in bad shape now , i am glad i live in mexico .
awesome . i almost bought my new mansion there but decided on daytona instead .
i wish i lived in a mansion if i did i would bake cakes all the time .
all my rapper brethren have one so i bought one ! come bake in mine !
awesome , we could all bake and rap . do you like to cook ?
no i am too busy driving my ferrari . you cannot touch that !
wow a ferrari , personally i would rather walk its good excercise .
that is true . just not as cool !
love the mc hammer reference , what is really cool is cooking , i can teach you .
well i have baked before but not food . . . . .
i can teach you to bake , i used to be a chef but now i just teach .
nice . do you like to teach ?
i love it , but mostly i love long walks on the beach .


my father died when i was 2. i love fishing. i hate to lose. i have blue eyes.

hello , do you like movies ?
yes i do . but i prefer to go fishing outside than staying inside .
i used to fish in tokyo , but i moved to los angeles .
do you like la ? i have never been .
yes very much . i came here to be actor , but i sing and dance too .
that is awesome . is your family supportive ?
my family in japan . hard to talk to . but my dog love me very much .
aw . yeah my mom is not around and my dad died when i was 2 .
oh no . sorry . that very hard . what do you do for work ?
i am working on becoming an eye model . my blue eyes are one of a kind .
wow blue eyes are pretty . are you in magazines ?
i will be soon hopefully . what about you ?
not yet . but i go by many magazine racks , while walking my dog after work .
nice . i have a cat . he is crazy


my mom is a janitor. i am in college. i still live at home. i listen to death metal.

hello , how are you today ?
i am good , how are you ?
surviving , i have to take lots of medicine to live .
bummer . that sounds not fun .
it is what it is . i am not even 46 either , seems young .
life is brutal . that is why death metal is the best music for life .
i have not heard much of that . i do not listen to a lot of radio
its pretty popular . there should be a local death metal radio station where you live .
i am sure there is . i hate driving , so the opportunity does not come much
what do you do for a living ? i am a college student .
i no longer work , i am paid disability . what do you study ?
i study music . mostly death metal .
that is interesting . what do you hope to do with that ? i love experimenting with cheese .
i hope to become a successful janitor , like my mother .