my parents used to work in politics , until they discovered the goodness within themselves. i enjoy john grisham movies , but not his books. i m a really , really good guitar player. i don t like wearing pants when i don t have to.

hey there how are you
i am just relaxing at home in my boxers . how are you ?
it is that time of year on hbo
do you like any movies ?
i am in my pjs i work for a cable company at home
guess we both like to be comfortable at home .
yes i do an game of thrones is awesome !
i do not like john grisham books , but the movies are great !
yes i love it so much
what do you do for fun ?
i like to watch tv an movies like fairs ?
i like to jam out on my guitar . i am pretty good !
i been to a renaissance fair before it was cool
what are your thoughts on politics ?
let me check you out then !
that did not answer my question .


i eat mainly chinese food. i make robots for a living. i am a night owl. i am single and live alone.

hi , oustide is where i really like to be !
hey ! i am not involved , i live alone , a home body sort of .
so cool ! , swimming is awesome , its my favourite thing !
i make cool robots for a living ! i love tech stuff !
that is neat ! , britney spears , she is the best , my most favourite of all ! !
i like her too ! i mostly sit around eating chinese food ! you ?
i only eat pink , it is without a doubt the color i love !
i am not a morning person , more of an nightime person .
outdoors in the daytime is where i like to be ! ,
i need to get out more ! you are exciting !
yelpers , swimming is my passion , i love it !
you swim ? that sounds refreshing ! i might try it !
brittney spears can swim , that is why i like her singing !
ahahah ! that is hilarious ! hit me baby one more time !


i hate flowers. i make my own clothes. i ran into jimmy fallon just the other day. i am going bald.

hi ! how are you today ?
i am doing okay , just sewing some clothes . how are you
i am good . . . other than the rain
is it raining there ? it is quite sunny here
yes raining good here . . . the perfect day for a book
what are you going to read
well i am reading east of eden for a class
what are you taking in school ?
i am going to school to teach
good for you ! you will never believe who i saw yesterday
it sounds exciting who did you see
jimmy fallon ! for real ! just walking along
he is so funny . . . i love watching him
yeah he really is , i could not believe it ! so what grade do you want to teach


i am a grandparent at 44. i drive more than an hour each way to work. i love dragons. i can never decide between a chili corn dog and a cheesy hot dog. i prefer the night to the day , but i love sunshine.

hello , i am tommy salami . tell me about yourself
dragons are my spirit animal and my name is john
well nice to meet you john . sometimes i write about dragons
i am only 44 and already a grandpa
well that is pretty cool . i am 99 and i run every day
i run alot to cause i love chili cheese dogs
chili cheese dogs caused all of my first 6 heart attacks
i prefer nighttime but daylight is pretty if i had my coffee
coffee is okay . i prefer tea
plus my commute home is always easier then to work over an hour in good traffic
i prefer to run through traffic to work
lol if i did that i would not survive to see my grandson
my grandchildren are blind , so they cant see me anyway
ouch i have a deaf nephew
i miss my old pet cow . her name was chip
aww i had a chicken named bob


my favorite color is yellow. i only take the bus. i often do not have the money to pay my utility bills. i babysit for the woman who lives next door.

i live in georgia and yourself
i live in north carolina so i am not too far from you !
that is great , what do you work as
i am a babysitter for the neighbor so i do not have much money .
oh well ! i am young
i am not . i have bills to pay and sometimes i cant
great ! how old are you ?
i am 32 years old . how old are you ?
i am eighteen years old
yeah that is pretty young . do you have a favorite color ?
yes , my favourite colour is black !
i love yellow . even in my food . i love yellow curry .
yellow curry , that is unique
its thai . do you like thai food ?
i do , but chinese is better
a lot of asian food is vegan so i like it for that reason .


i like to exercise. i like to listen to music. i have a boxer dog. my father lives in china.

hello how is your sunday ?
it is great , just came back from exercising . i love running on sundays .
exercising on sundays is fun . i have romance novels to keep me busy
oh , i am not really into that . i love romantic songs though .
songs ? novels are the best .
me i do not have time for reading with all the exercise i do
reading is the best man ! i even read in my prius
my dad used to read me some stories but now he lives in china .
that is very far away . being in the army i had to go there once
i did not visit yet . did you like it ?
it was packed with a lot of people !
of course there is one billion chinese . did you like the music ?
the music was very peaceful
i have never listened to chinese music . can you recommend something ?
i can not i do not remember the names of music
just in general , any music .


my parents were divorced. i am a very social person. i have broken my arm twice. i am a widow. i grew up with 6 siblings.

good evening , how are you ?
i am good . how is your evening so far ?
much better now that the power is back on . we got hit by the hurricane .
we did to . all of my 6 siblings got together in one house .
the bank i work at was down as well . i hear there are still many without power .
i almost broke my arm again in the dark . i broke it twice .
ugh , that is not good . you gotta be careful .
the first time i broke it is when my parents got divorced .
i have had a broken leg , never a broken arm .
it is not fun . the second time when my husband passed away .
i am sorry to hear that .
it has been 3 years . i have been very social to help me cope .
that is good . i cant wait for the restaurants to open , i am starving !
what kind of food do you like to eat ?
oh , i like asian , tex mex , a good steak house .
nothing is better than a nice medium rare steak .


i have two children under ten. i love eating kale. i m in love with adam levine. i have two cats. i need extra iron in my diet.

hi . how are you this morning ?
so excited . would you babysit for me ?
i am way to busy chasing komodo dragons .
please , i am begging ! i have to go to the maroon 5 concert .
there is absolutely know way . unless you plan to pay me in mangos .
mangos , no problem . this is a matter of love or death .
that is a very profound and thought provoking statement . maroon five inspires you ?
i think i am in love with adam and have front row seats . are you in love ?
i believe people fall in and out of love throughout their lives . not right now .
i could be the next mrs . adam levine . please , i will buy you 10 mangoes .
sure . just bring them here in the morning and i got you for tonight or whenever .
thanks ! we have lots of kale too , if you need the iron like i do .
i am not interested in your kale , woman ! mangos ! your kids are safe with me .
you are not allergic to cats are you ? i have two fluffy ones .
i just have my lizard buddies . we are not buddies really . more like rivals .
bring the lizard , the kids are young and will love it . you are the best !


i like watching reality television shows. i live in kansas. i would like to move some place warmer. i am an out of work farmhand. last month the farm was foreclosed so i am looking for a new job.

hello how are you doing tonight ?
i am bad my reality t . v . show i love is not on and i live in boring state kansas
better than the gross spider i had to kill tonight tuck
i need a job , i am a farmhand , the farm foreclosed . can hire me to kill spiders
absolutely , my mom worked hard and raised me alone i always want to help those in need
i would like to move to a warmer place where are you .
i live in miami , usually warmer here except recently
hmm i heard it is super safe in miami i , d move there right now !
yep super safe but i still pray every morning to kept my family safe
why , seems like a waste of time to me .
so does always putting on my left sock first
hmm maybe you should stop wearing socks


i just turned 77. i like watching british tv shows and movies. i love animals. i am a retired computer programmer. i have one grandson and one daughter.

hi how are you doing
i am pretty good and yourself ?
i am good excited for halloween
i love halloween . cant get out like i used to i am 77
haha i love the horror movies
i get a kicked out of seeing all the custom especially my grandkids
yeah its so adorable do people trick or treat at your house
they sure do , i am retired computer programmer so i go all out .
that is fun do you like music
not really , now british tv shows and movies are hilarious .
they are i love playing my violin
oh the sweet sound . i enjoy animals too in my spare time .
animals are nice do you have pets
i sure do a cat , what about you ?


i have the gene that lets me know when someones eaten asparagus. i enjoy my steaks cooked medium rare. my dog introduced me to my first and second wives. i am too short to reach the top shelf. i have five different flavors of coffee in my fridge.

hi how are you today ?
hello , i am good . my dog is here with me now .
back from a nice bike ride , do you enjoy any out door sports ?
i plan to take my dog for a walk today , the weather is beautiful .
the only walking i will be doing is to get to work at the restaurant later
i enjoy walking running . we have great paths here for it .
since i am alone , i often go biking with friends
what type of restaurant will you be going to tonight ?
it is italian , not going there to dine
what will you be doing there ? having drinks ?
no will be working serving dinners
i love italian food . sounds great right now .
i enjoy it but when i do go out with friends no italian food please
how long have you worked there ? i wish i had a job .


i like to watch japanese cartoons anime in my free time. i hope to save enough money for it. i started learning japanese at college. i am tired of having to read subtitles.

hey how is it going ?
going great ! just got out of my japanese class
that is awesome study anything good ?
just japanese since i am tired of reading subtitles
i get ya , that is really cool , i cant say i have seen anything in japanese
japanese cartoons anime are my favorit to watch
that is cool cant say i know much about that , lol .
i hope to save enough money to visit japan one day
how much does that cost , i am sure it is expensive .
i am not completely sure but i know that i do not have enough right now
good luck with that saving up for a trip can always be difficult .
do you have any hobbies


i am not going to go the extra mile anymore. i wish my boyfriend did not want an open relationship. i want to get married again. i have 10 years experience in our industry , yet she gets promoted. i am angry at my coworker.

hi how are you today ?
hi ! i am kida pissed at my coworker . how are you ?
hi . why are you pissed ?
she manipulated to get the promotion . i have been in this industry 10 years and she is new
wow what a bitch ugh i am sorry
on top of that , by bf wants an open relationship not my thing
oh i could never do that
sucks ! i go the extra mile at work and with him , but this stops now !
what are you going to do ?
i envision myself getting married again , but not to him
i do not think he is the right one either
do you have any hobbies ? plans for the weekend ?


i am married. i own my home. my car is blue. i live in colorado. i have an mba degree.

hi there . how are yo u
i am fine and you ?
good thank you . i have got diabetes though
oh no ! i am happily married and we own our own home . you ?
i sadly , spend my alone time listening to podcasts
i entered college , and got a degree . we live out in colorado .
oooh . hows the traffic . traffic drives me crazy
it is ok , i drive a blue car . you ?
i drive a space ship
wow ! ! ! better than anything i ever drove !
ukr . its so lit . i cant imagine
i can ! ahahah . what are your hobbies ?


my credit cards are maxed out. i like the color purple. cher from clueless is my idea of perfection. i drive a fast sports car.

hey , how are ya doing today ?
i am doing well ! my name is jim how are you ?
i am doing pretty well myself , scored some touch downs for my school team !
that is awesome ! where do you play ?
i play for midlands high school . our mascot is the cougars
nice ! i love that color of purple you guys wear for home games .
yea its definitely a nice color . hey do you have any tips for school ? my grades suck
just focus on what you can do and ask for help when you need .
what about for low attention span ? i feel like i get distracted too easily . . .
honestly , you may need to talk to a physician to see if medicine might be the solution .
yea i will have to make an appointment . anyways what do you do jim ?
nothing right now . i maxed out my credit cards and bought a sports car .
oh boy , do you work ? gotta pay off the cards somehow . . .
hopefully i can race . a man can dream cannot he ?
if you have the skill that could potentially be a good way to make the money back
that is my dream and i plan to chase it !


i like to listen to someone else reading a book. i moved out when i was 14. my mother met elvis. i like cartoons more than movies.

hello ; how are you doing this evening ?
i am good . what are you up to ?
fighting people off with a stick . everyone wants to be my friend !
haha that is hilarious . you remind me of a cartoon character . i enjoy cartoons more than movies
what cartoons ? yeah , it is because i hae a great smile .
a cartoon where the main character smokes pot . do you live on your own ?
i can dig that . yeah . i live alone , i exercise too much and enjoy makeup .
i smoke pot . i have left my parents house when i was 14
i left when i was 13 . and who does not ? !
my mom met elvis once . i am pretty sure she let him hit that
haha ! well the king definitely got around .
i enjoy listening to other people read a book . reminds me of my mom
that is interesting . i actually love to read . a lot .
whens the last time you got laid ?
too long ago . but it is all good , i do not like to be touched .
i hear that . i have been celibate for like a year


i play video games all day. i eat all take out. i do not want a job. i still live at home with my parents. i am 32.

how are you doing today ?
hi i am good i was just playing video games
do you want to go fishing with me ?
i would love to , but i have to ask my parents since i live with them .
they probably wo not like it then , i am a 70 year old man
wow you are old i am only 32 .
hey that is rude and i will have you know that my 5 grandchildren wo not stand for it
i am sorry i will send you a cheeseburger to apologize , i eat it all the time .
cheeseburgers make great bait for the fish , that would be super appreciated
do you eat the fish you catch ? i eat out all the time .
unfortunately , i am allergic to fish , its just a favorite hobby . where do you like to eat ?
i love mcdonald , but i usually just stay home and play video games .


i am a poet. i have a beta fish. i am the head of the gun club. i donate old clothes to the homeless.

hi there , how are you ?
i feel like i got hit by a truck this morning .
wow . sometimes i feel that way with my 10 piercings
ouch , that is a lot of pain .
its not too bad when you have good friends to support you
i am gathering clothes to donate , do you have any ?
not too many no , they might smell of smoke anyway , even though i quite
congratulations on that . what do you do for work ?
i drive around for hours taking people to and fro . sometimes friends come . could not live without them
i write poems for a living .
wow . i sometimes read poetry whiles i eat italian food . its my favorite
it is a job of passion .
i would love to read some one time
i would love to share . maybe i will find one after i feed my fish .


my favorite meal is steak. i always travel alone. i am incredibly smart. i have no parents or siblings.

greetings ! my name is brett . you got a name ?
hi , verna jean here . welcome to the club . i travel . do you ? 3
are you kidding ? i love to travel . i just got back from norcal .
get out ! me too ! i am orphaned . you ?
no way ! afraid not . i guess we are not secret siblings . you are okay , vj .
whew ! yeah bret i am fine . i love steaks . you ?
not a chance . i never eat anything with a face . ever try surfing ?
i surf and turf when i can . you seem as smart as i am . you sing ?
not well ! i play guitar , though . some tunes and a beach is as good as it gets .
great ! you travel alone ? i do . chicken wings are our friends .
friends do not eat friends . some travel companion ! nah , i have my buds .
bret , is it hard being smart ? i am okay with mine . you dance ?
of course ! my teachers were all like , whoa . i can cut a rug , sure .
wow ! 2 sons . john and wayne . you play guitar good ?


i am in college. i have a crummy job at scrubway. i enjoy playing video games. i live life to its fullest.

hello , my name is caroline . how are you today ?
hi my name is laura i am doing okay
do you have any children ? i have two ; a boy and a girl .
i have two boys you have one of each that is nice
are your boys close in age ?
five years apart 11 and five what about your kids ?
they are less than two years apart , so they play well together
i should have had my boys close in age it seems better that way
it was very hard for the first year , but i am happy to have them close now !
yes i bet do you plan on having more kids or are you done ?
i need a wheelchair to get around , so 2 little ones is enough for now !
that sucks i plan on having two more and plan on having them close in age .


i own two boxer dogs. i have one child. i enjoy gardening. i work for a clothes retailer. my favorite drink is red wine.

hello there . how are you doing ?
i am great . just got in from walking my two dogs . how about you ?
not bad . there are 3 cats that i own as pets .
i actually love cats . my son has 6 of them . do you work ?
i do . i work as a secretary . do you ?
i work as a clothes retailer . i do not love it . you ?
i do not like my job either . what is your favorite food ?
pizza . and red wine . my favorite drink . a savior .
i enjoy eating tacos and wings .
good stuff . i love to garden , but do not eat so healthy .
i love to garden also . i like planting fruit trees .
i have not had success with those . lemons or what kind ?
mostly cherries , mangoes , and bananas .
love cherries . my dogs do too . they are boxers .
what is your favorite color ?
yellow . a nice sunny color . yours ?


i love chickens. i work on a farm. i know how to drive a truck. i eat eggs for breakfast.

hello . how are you doing today ?
i am great , just finished working on the farm
sounds great ! i bet my dog would like it on a farm !
sure would he can chase all my chickens lol
he is pretty well trained . . . going to be my ring bearer next week .
awww how sweet . that is the definition of good dog
my family agrees . . . wish they would agree on my fiance too , though .
you can not help who you love . eventually they will get over it
have you ever been to niagra falls ? that is where the honeymoon will be .
yes i have been , it is beautiful
we are going to be married locally but travel afterwards .
sweet . hope you have a happy marriage
what has been your favorite travel spot ?
africa and what is yours ?
i would have to say all of the western us mountain ranges are nice . . .
i bet it is a lot of sights to see


i do not like trying new things. i want to be alone sometimes. i feel competitive against other women. i like the library. i do not trust anyone.

hi how are you today
hello , i am okay but i do not trust many people . how are you ?
do you enjoy to cook ?
i cook the same thing every day because i do not try new stuff .
i work at a soup kitchen
i always feel like i have to compete with other women because of me not cooking .
my family own a restaurant too
that must be stressful , i have to be alone sometimes because of my anxiety .
yeah working 9 to 5 is not the best
i like to go to the library during that time
i wish that i could blah
its usually quiet and stress free
yeah way different than the kitchen i bet
yes most definitely with my trust issues
i am very sorry to hear that blah
that is okay its just how i feel


my mother stayed at home all day to raise me and my siblings. i graduated valedictorian of my high school class. i cannot stand salads. i had to drop out of college to help with my grandparents.

hi i am amy do you have any hobbies ?
i do but i have no time now that i care for my grandparents .
that is sweet you care for them , i visit mine at least once a year .
i got a college scholarship but had to drop out to care for them .
i am sure they enjoy you are company . i love to go to museums .
i love them to . i was homeschooled by my mom and she took us there often .
i was also homeschooled , it was fun being able to stay in pajamas all day !
she was a stay at home mom to my siblings and i .
that is fun , i am currently listening to classical music . do you have any favorites ?
i love all music . especially while eating . but i hate salads !
salads are disgusting , and i love to eat dinner while watching the voice !
i know i would like that show if i watched it . never have time .
maybe you could watch it with you are grandparents , i am sure they would like it too .
yes , that is a great idea ! i will have to do that for sure .


my mom is my best friend. i am afraid of the dark. rock music is my favorite. i hate broccoli.

i like cooking macrobiotic and healthy food and working out at the gym
what is macrobiotic food ? my best friend is my mother
things like whole grains . i drink at bars so i have to stay healthy
you should not drink a lot , its bad for you
well that is where i meet women , at bars . so i end up drinking
there are a lot more place to look for women , i hate the dark
before i was finished working i was also married . bars are the easies
that is true , do you like rock music ? i love rock
retirement gives me a lot of time to hone my guitar skills . i play jimi hendrix
i like guns n roses . but i dislike broccoli
broccoli is healthy , so i like cooking meals with it .
i know its healthy but its not my cup of tea
i work out at the anytime fitness . it is open 24 7
i heard about that gym , i think one just opened up down the block from me
it is in a very new shopping complex . i cannot pick up women there though
why not i think the gym is a great place to look for women


i wish i could live in a fantasy world. i like lizards. i draw during classes instead of taking notes. i have long hair for a boy.

hello how are you today ?
eh , , , in class should be taking notes but drawing instead .
sounds fun . what are you studying ?
studying human genetics . if you saw me you would be like wah ? !
what do you do for fun ? i go to the casino on the weekends .
i spend time with my pet lizard . i adore . for a guy i have long hair .
i adore beer . i have had 35 different beers in my life .
nice ! yeah , some days i wish i was living in an alternate world .
i have traveled the world . been to 7 countries in europe and 3 in asia .
i have not traveled been busy with school .
maybe you will find time to travel soon . what do you do in your free time ?
for me free time is just watching movies or hanging out with my few buddies .
i like to go to the casino .
nice ! yeah i do not gamble . . . not my thing .


i enjoy video games. i live in a big city. i enjoy my job , as a teacher. i enjoy singing.

hey there from oregon ! hope things are great with you !
hi from the big city of new york ! what part of oregon ?
we live in portland ! i just moved here with my partner . so far , so good !
awesome , what kind of work do you do ?
i am an artist . i work at home . it lets me do my hobbies too .
cool ! i work from home as well , i teach private music lessons . what are your hobbies ?
i am learning to make craft beer and i like grinding beans for my own coffee .
i would like to learn about beer brewing . i play video games in my spare time .
what kind of video games do you like ?
the game rock band , because i get to show off my amazing singing skills !
that is really cool . my partner loves to sing . me listening to him . . not so much .
haha ! most people wo not sing outside of the shower or their car .
what kind of music lessons do you teach ? instruments or voice ?
oh , definitely voice . jazz and classical .
wow , that is really cool ! i do not even try to sing in the shower . . .
i am sure your voice is great , you just do not know it


i sell paper products for a living. i have a daughter. i hate the taste of cheese. i am a great cook.

hi how are you today ? do you have any pets ?
i do not , although my daughter has asked for a kitten . you ?
i have 5 cats ! will you get your daughter the kitten ?
i am not sure yet . do you have any hobbies ?
yes , i like to paint i often use the color blue . you ?
i like to cook big gourmet meals for my family .
nice . my sister is famous , she buys a lot of my work .
oh how nice of her . must be fun having a famous sister .
she is very material , lol . are you married ?
i am , with one kid . she is 6 . you ?
no kids , my husband is always very busy . do you work ?
yes , i work for a company that makes paper products . i am a salesperson .


i work as a waitress. i am an insatiable reader. i live with my parents. my favorite movies are disney movies. i love to play soccer.

how are you doing on this blessed day ?
praising jesus for another day ! how about you ?
i love god . he is my strength
amen ! me too ! ! ! praise him always ! just got done reading my daily devotional !
i am currently struggling with the power of evil
well then i break it in jesus mighty name ! amen ! what do you do for a living ?
thank you . i am a teacher . what about you ?
m just a waitress . trying to save up for my own place ! live at home still .
with god , all things are possible
amen , amen , amen ! they are ! i read all the time ! christian fiction is my favorite !
praise jesus ! ! you must teach me how to change my ways
sanctification lasts a lifetime ! just stick close to him ! he will change you ! ! !
i am selfish and weak and i need him
oh lord we all are ! stay strong ! ! ! i believe he is coming for us soon ! truly
we will ascend to meet him in the sky . i believe it
hopefully soon ! the world is going crazy ! even my favorite movies disney are getting evil .


i like to drink green tea. i am an author. i enjoy watching mystery movies. i love to write stories while sitting in the grass in my back yard.

hi how are you doing ?
good now that the power is back on !
what happened you get a power outage ?
yes , from the hurricane . i der would a bunch of mysteries movies and boom !
what do you do for a living ?
author . i often pound out chapters in my back yard .
what city are you from ?
i am in tampa florida .
do you have any hobbies ?
yes , i pour some green tea and catalog birds in my back yard .
do you like to read ?
oh yes , i love reading . you ?
yes i do as well
very cool . what city are you in ?


i want people to notice me. i grew up as an orphan. i care deeply for my friends and others close to me.

what is your day like ?
hey there ! pretty good so far . you ?
i am doing alright pretty tired from basketball practice and try outs all over the place .
that is great ! what are you trying out for ?
basketball for my two highschool aged boys .
how did the tryouts go ? how did the boys feel about them ?
they are doing good . i am the one who feels lost in who i am .
why is that ? why do you feel lost ?
i have a good relationship with my husband but feel alone sometimes .
i can relate to the loneliness feeling
what do you do for work ?
i do not work currently . i take care of my parents .
are you married
yes , i am


i am going bald. i make my own clothes. i ran into jimmy fallon just the other day. i play the piano.

hey whats up ! d
how are you doing today
good i am excited to go fishing today d how are you !
i am good and that is good to know
haha so what do you like to do for fun ?
i love spending time with my family and baking
haha same i am simple i drink what about you ?
i do not drink much
haha that is okay , i see your not much of a talker . . . . ever been fishing ?
yes i have been fishing before
interesting i usually only catch sunfish i hate their taste though but they look beautiful
oh ok then that is interesting
yeah just curious are u a guy or a girl ? p
i am a girl
haha at first i thought u were a computer , do u think your cute ?
umm yes i am married and have kids


sometimes , i like to relieve myself when on roses. i can t get enough ginger snaps. i think canadian women are incredibly attractive. i drive a prius.

hi , i am flo mo
hello flo , i am charlie and i have a prius
hi , i just adore pink mink
what is pink mink ? is it music
i like to be alone ok ok ok
i find attractive all women from canada
blah blah blah blah blah
hey you have to write about your assigned character
oh ok . i like yoga
what kind of yoga do you do ?
ii am the instructor and my mom died
oh my condolences i relieve when i am on roses
thank you so much . i do not know
do you like ginger snaps


my favorite subject in school was science. my mom is a cancer survivor. my favorite hobby is reading suspense novels. pizza is my favorite food. i am single and not looking.

hi , how are you ?
good how are you ?
good , relaxin . just preying for my trip to canada . i go every fall to visit my sister .
that sounds nice ! what are your hobbies ?
reading and cooking . being vegetarian i needed to learn to make fun stuff . you ?
that is cool i love pizza and i am rally into reading
that is cool . i know being vegetarian is not for everyone . what do you do for a job ?
i am actually still in school studying science what about you ?
i volunteer at the animal shelter . its where i got my four cats lol
that is so nice
i enjoy it . get a lot of time to read during the subway rides to work .
that makes sense !


i play the piano. i am buying a house. i am a nurse and work in an emergency room at a busy hospital. i paddle board on my days off. i am single.

hi how are you tonight
i am doing well , been looking to buy a house
that is cool if you need a loan i am a banker
thanks , we will see . i work as a nurse in the e . r .
that is cool i always do 40 hours
i am either working over time or on call a lot . and single
i always try to remain polite
i love to paddle board during when days i do not have to work .
i try to work hard , but it is hard
it is not easy but you have too . i also play piano as a hobbie
i like to eat out at mcdonalds that is my hobby
me too ! ! i love mcd what do you like on the menu
i love the fries the most
me too . as well as their chicken burgers


i am a truck driver. we lived in virginia while i was growing up. i know how to drive a stickshift. my father was a cop.

hi . hows . . . hows it going . . . . ?
i am great . where are you from my man ?
i would tell you . . . but i am afraid of what my dad might do . . .
why ? ? he sounds crazy . are you ok ? my dad is a cop and could help .
he is just . . . . strict . is that what you want to be too ?
not really . right now i drive a truck for a living . what do you do ?
i am still in high school . i wish i had a job . . we have no money
oh that sucks . do not worry , you will have a job soon . where you from though ?
southern kentucky . born and raised .
nice , virginia here . do you have any hobbies ?
i only got one friend . . we like to throw rocks off the jetty
oh man , do you ever drive ? maybe i can teach you to drive stick . it is fun
hot damn ! i would love that ! you a racer or something ? ?
truck driver buddy , i told you ! open your ears ! but what do you say ?


i like to donate time and money to charity. i have two pitt bulls. i helped develop facebook. i work as a computer programmer.

good evening . what are you up to ?
have you been keeping busy ?
yes , mostly doing things i like like playing basketball .
that is great , i really like spending time with my dogs and helping out at local shelters .
got any pets ? i do . he is called mater and he is a cat .
i do have two dogs they are boys diesel and cole .
oh cool you do have pets ! do you like lightning mcqueen ? i do .
do you have any favorite charities that you like to help out ?
yes , senior citizen ones . speaking of , my grandma likes making pizza with me .
i do not know if i like him or not . i have never seen the movie .
i just think he is a cute character . anything interesting you want to tell me ?
when i was working on facebook we ate a lot of pizza .
pizza is fun to make . i just wish it were healthier to eat !
i work with computers a lot and spend a lot of time on facebook .


i am a lesbian. i decorate cakes for a living. i am slightly overweight , but my doctors say i am healthy. i love cats.

hello , are you here to check out a book ?
hiya ! how are you ? no , is this a library ?
just practicing for my new job as a librarian .
ahhh , i see . lol good job ! when do you start ?
i start monday . what do you do
good luck ! i decorate cakes , could not ask for a better job
i love to eat cake . i am a vegetarian .
cake is the best ! i have been thinking of going vegan , actually
i do not think i could go that far , i really love cheese .
ah , true . i am not a big fan of it . i do like burgers a lot though
what do you do for fun ?
a lot of softball , i am in a pretty aggressive league . its playoffs . you ?
i am trying to learn how to swim . i do not know how .
that is hard , is anyone teaching you or you are learning by yourself ?


i love dancing. i love country music. i love animals. i am a vegan. i have a farm with pigs , horses and hens.

hi how are you tonight
i am all country . the music , the farm , pigs , horses , hens and i am a vegan .
i have a couple dogs
i am good i just got back from country line dancing . i could do it every night .
that is cool do you like to hike
i have a few dogs , cats , chickens and more farm animals . i love all animals .
do you speak french also i do
hiking can be fun and i am in shape from all the dancing i have been doing .
i like to do art
no french , just a twangy southern accent but not like the fake ones on tv .
so yours sounds better i take it
i like art , animals and dancing and especially country music yee haw .
do you hike though i wonder
shoot yeah i got that southern twang like you aint never heard .


i like to drink at bars with friends. i love dogs. i have 4 dogs and i spend all my time with them. i am a photographer.

how are you this evening ?
doing well . junna meet some friends at the bar in a while . you ?
i am at the bar now ! that is funny
oh yeah ? that is quite a coincidence !
yes i cook at one its fun
that is cool . i enjoy photography
i like to go biking
me too ! i have 4 dogs that like to run along side me
nice i love to go hiking and nature in general
yes , it is very relaxing
if its not hiking its cooking love to cook
ah , i enjoy combining my love of dogs and nature by shooting phots


i work in retail. lady gaga is my current favorite singer. i love music. i go to at least 10 concerts a year.

i teach kindergarten and sometimes i get too stressed out doing it .
hat is cool i work in a retail store and its stressful as well
i love the kids and all but sometimes its just too stressful for me .
is it because they can tell lies ?
i like to keep my surroundings organized but they create too much chaos .
you should try to talk with them
tall tales are part of being a kid but all the chaos really stresses me out .
try listening to music , i love listing to it and it helps me relax
i try to talk but i get even more stressed and then i overeat too much .
as my favorite singer lady gaga always says food is killer
yeah music is good for that but i do not have much time for that .
why not ? you can do it while doing different activities
lady gaga is cool . she is a substitute teacher sometimes too .
i know its cool that she does that
well i get stresses out and i eat more and more . its a vicious cycle .
wow that does sound tough


i am engaged to be married. i am a history buff. i love animals and like working with them. my parents are divorced.

hi there how are you
doing really good ! how about you ?
i am great how has your day been
good . had the day off , so i was doing some wedding planning .
really is wedding planning fun ?
sometimes it can be . sometimes its hard . its for my wedding in december .
oh congrats on your wedding
thanks ! what are you up to this weekend ?
workin doing a lot of multi tasking
what do you do for work ? i work at the humane society .
i am a teacher at a middle school
cool ! my favorite subject was always history and social studies . what do you teach ?


i work in marketing , and i love it. i spend a lot of time on my hair and make up. i m hoping to find someone to marry me. i m an only child.

hi how are you doing ?
i am great , how are you ?
i am ok . better than some days .
that is good . i worked hard today on my company magazine , do you work ?
no . i have very bad anxiety and depression . it is hard for me to go out .
i am sorry to hear that . do you have siblings ?
yes , i have a brother . i live with him , my dad , and cat . you ?
no it is just me , i hope to meet someone special someday .
yes me too . i want to move out very soon , but it is hard for me .
maybe we should meet ? it takes me so much time to do my makeup though .
i do not wear a lot of make up . how long does it take you ?
ha ha are you a lady ? it takes me an hour .
yes i am . that is not too bad .
ok i feel an hour is too much . what do you like to eat ?
i am not very picky . my favorite is italian . you ?
italian is good , i hope to find my future husband in an italian eatery .


my favorite music genre is classical. i like to travel. i give lessons on string instruments. i like to cook with food i grow in my garden. i play many instruments.

hi how are you today
i m doing well , how about you ?
i am good do you eat
of course i eat , i ate taco bell tonight !
how is the weather there
it is nice but windy
oh did it rain there
not yet , it is supposed to next week
do you like to eat shrimp ?
do you enjoy investing in stocks ?
i have never done it
i love shrimp and sushi .
i am allergic to shrimp ugh
you should ! it is a great benefit to your finances .
but shrimp is just food
yes it is , i enjoy burgers more .


my favorite french fries are from mcdonalds. my mom and dad are from japan. i love to shop. i live in toronto , canada.

hello , how are you doing today ?
getting ready to go out and get some french fries ! you ?
french fries sounds good ! i am just hanging around in my music store
only place to get them is mcdonalds . what instrument do you play ?
i play the guitar . and sometimes the drums , but i prefer guitar .
wish i could play something . mostly i go shopping .
where do you like to shop ?
every single mall i can find . we have some good ones here in toronto .
i always wanted to go to toronto . i plan to retire in florida though
never been there . been to japan . my parents are from there .
your parents are from japan ?
yup . and my grandparents . came over with the big push last century .
have you lived in the united states ?
no . our family could not go there during wwii . you know the story .
oh okay , i understand . i use to play in a band for 17 years
do you still play in a band ? what kind of music do you play ?


there s only been one set of twins in my family. i ve been cheated on by every ex girlfriend except for one. i can make fart noises with my arm pits , even some musical melody s. i use to be a huge superman fan as a child. my biggest fear in life is heights.

i am in tenth grade . how old are you ?
how do you like it ?
i like science a lot so those classes are good .
that is awesome . i make fart noise with my armpits even songs
weird , haha . do people laugh ?
all the time . its funny . my fear of heights i am trying to get over .
i might not laugh but i am not sure .
i was a huge superman fan as a kid
i like that too sort of . i am only fifteen so still watch it .
oh wow that is pretty young
yes . i was born in 2002 .
wow , i was in high school when you were born
did you like it there ?
high school ? it was not bad it was just a lot of work in all honesty
i hear that . i get so much homework .
yeah that is part of school ! !


i drive a fast car. i dream of winning the lottery. i like to eat food. i work for a large company. i listen to rock music.

hello how are you doing today ?
i love to drive , and glad mine is fast .
that is interesting do you like nascar ?
i am good , and you ? i am a food lover .
yes if i can afford it since i work in mcdonalds
yeah nascar is cool , listing to rock music while i drive fast !
i like soft rock . currently i do not have a car unfortunately
do you dream ? i do wish i can be a lottery winner .
i think everybody does lol
when are you going to get a car ? do you want to work in a large company ?
i work at mcdonalds so yes a big company . saving money for a car
i do , that is why i make a lot of money .
very good for you then
flipping burgers for a living is tough , but it is still possible .
yes it is the absolute worst
not too bad , you can still get fast cars like toyota mr2


i like watching videos of surgery. i enjoy playing with edged weapons. britney spears is a wonderful singer who really touches me. my favorite ice cream is pistachio. traveling and making friends is something i find delightful.

good afternoon young one . how are you ?
i am great ! i am enjoying some pistachio ice cream , my favorite .
mine too ! i love all veggies and nuts .
do you like traveling and meeting new people ? i love it .
when i was younger . now that i am in my seventh decade i stay on my farm .
who is your favorite singer ?
john denver . how about you ?
britney spears . i think she is wonderful .
she is quite beautiful . i do not like her style though
well , i am multi faceted . i also enjoy playing with swords .
do you also enjoy watching surgery ?
yes ! i watch back to back videos of it all the time !
traveling and making friends is something i find delightful
same here , i just worded it a little differently earlier in the conversation .
who is jack the ripper for four hundred alex .
do you like to watch jeopardy ?


i used to work for monsanto. i read fantasy fiction novels. i enjoy swimming. i enjoy shopping online.

hey , hows your day going so far ?
it is going good . been reading a fantasy fiction novel .
cool . what is it about ?
i just started , only a few pages in .
what do you like to do for fun besides read ?
i really like to swim . what about you ?
i just graduated . still figuring stuff out . maybe you could help ?
i left my job at monsanto last year . what do you need ?
i cant find a job locally and i miss my family like crazy . .
i am sorry to hear that .
i am an athlete . . . you could even be my life coach . are you good at that ?
no . do you like to shop online ? it is an addiction to me .
i love shopping online ! especially scalping concert tickets !
i have never done that .
its a rush . hearing the music . being around a bunch of people . . .
what type of music do you like ?


i am a mechanic. i like to surf. i own a german shepard. i live in california.

hello how are you tonight
i am good just working on my car and you ?
i am just being weird lol
that is cool want to join my dog and i on a surf trip ?
i wear dirty clothes to surf but sure
. . . that is weird my german shepherd will not like that venice here we come
i bet not he might bite me
nah he is chill he is a california puppy hell just make fun of you
lol that is always nice then i do not like being bit
how long we have been talking i feel like i know you so well
i do not know i feel the same
what kind of clothes do you wear ?
dirty ones usually because my washer broke
i can use my mechanic magic to fix it for you ?
that would be nice i like to skate and always fall
my german shepherd can skate he is rad he can kickflip


my doctor told me i have six months to live. my favorite singer is justin bieber. i like having fried fish for supper. i m really terrible at doing regular expressions. i m allergic to lactose.

hello there , how are you today ?
hi i am not doing to good just found out i am dying
i am so sorry to hear that . what are you dying from ?
i have cancer only have 6 months but i am not giving up
treatment has come a long way .
yes it has . do you like music
i do . i listen all day while i am on police patrol .
wow that is a great selfless profession .
it is rewarding . just with they would let me drive my ford truck to work .
why cant you drive your truck do you have to take the squad car home with you
they make us drive the squad cars . but at least i get to bring my own guns .
that is a good perk . i love justin bieber he is my favorite
i like some of his songs . i think a lot of people pretend not to like him .
i think they do too . what do you eat when your on duty


i love to run. my favorite past time is cooking. i have a lot of trophies from my childhood. i love to sing.

hello how are you today ?
i am doing great how about you ?
great , do you work out ? i do
what is your favorite thing to do ?
write freelance and lift bro
i used to run when i was younger .
running is for little girls
well when i was younger i was a little girl
yeah that is cool , what is your favorite color ?
pink of course and yours ?
blue i just got engaged today
so have you been dating for awhile ?
since high school so yeah
so about 2 years or more
no we met last week
well you 2 are fast at getting engaged


i am from austin , texas. i like every post i see on social media. i post a lot about the food i eat on social media. i like to cook new recipes. when people do not like my social media posts , it upsets me.

hi how are you doing ?
i am well , thank you . just posted a new pic on facebook .
what do you do for a living ?
i am in marketing . mostly social media management .
what city are you from ?
austin . are you familiar with texas ?
yes i used to live in corinth
oh cool . were you in state for the hurrican ?
no i moved to cali a few years ago
lucky . i would like to visit there someday .
have you lived in texas all your life ?
nah , i moved here for work about ten years ago .
the house prices are good there
yeah its a pretty stable market .


i like to listen to country music. i surf everyday. i can play piano. i work at a bar. people say i can cook well.

i go on long walks with my dog and my lizard . do you have any pets ?
no i just go suffering all the time
i found out i like cooking for other people . do not suffer , come eat with us .
i am a bartender we could work together
i grow my own food and herbs . it started as a hobby but now its a career .
people always tell me i am a good cook
food and drinks . pretty much every body likes those two things .
yeah and i play the piano so i got it all covered
i went to bartending school but now i am a chef and i enjoy it .
that sounds like a lot of fun
cooking for other people gives me satisfaction in a job well done .
i understand that that is great
bartending is too . you get to meet lots of people .
yes that is true a lt with problems and some without
we all have problems and drama . cooking and planting flowers is peaceful .
that is true helps calm things down


my car is green and smells weird. my favorite food is meatloaf. my dog s name is toto. my favorite band used to be toto. my grandma is from denmark.

hello . how are you doing today ?
i am good hope you are well
i am . just fixed a bowl of ice cream . so what do you do for fun ?
i like to explore and draw
cool . i wish i had more time to travel . do you travel ?
i wish i had more money to travel
i donate alot of money to charity . i also raise pit bulls . do you like dogs ?
i love animals i want a ranch full
like full of what kind of animals ? giraffes ? zebras ? llamas ?
i will take what i can get
turtles ? ostriches ? lol . i work on computers . i would like to explore more
i want to rescue as many as i can . i love the show tanked
i do not think i have ever seen it . what is it about ?
it is about these guys that make outrageous fish tanks


i listen to podcasts. i have a long drive to work. i like to read. i am a diabetic. traffic makes me mad.

hi names nan and make about 50k a year .
wow . that must be nice , how ?
i am an employee for peta . and a vegetarian .
i am vegan . that is awesome
i also make my own clothes
oh . fun . i have a really long drive to work
how long of a drive ?
15 hours . sometimes i fall asleep
sheesh , i can barely get 8 hours of sleep .
i like to swim while i drive
swimming is fun . do you go to the beach as well ?
sometimes i do . while iam asleep
huh . that is weird to hear on my end . lol
well . i get sleep when i can
sleep is a good thing to have
i am really a cat .


madonna is my sister. my favorite color is blue. i have five cats. i am next in line to become queen of england.

hi how ar you today ?
hello ! my 5 cats also say hi . how are you
oh wow i am good and you
great , thanks , do not tell anyone , i may become queen of england next .
are you gonna kill her then ? i would
ll . . . my sister madonna may do the job
ah yes madonna , the 2nd in line for the queenship
that is what she wants . what do you do for a living ?
i run a lot . mostly triathlons
that is great ! i try to run , but rather walk . lol
do you ever go snowboarding ?
i have tried it once in vermont
did you enjoy it when you did ?
yes i did ! i loved it . have you tried it before ?
yeah its a huge passion of mine
that is awesome . i am from hawaii so not much snow growing up . love the ocean .


my wife and i enjoy long sunday drives. i work in a warehouse. i have a collection of video games. my son is a straight a student.

hello ! how are you today ?
i like to drive places on sundays so in a rush today
i always study on sundays and try to get some work done too .
my wife likes to drive in the countryside so no work for me . are you happy ?
busy , but happy . i am a student and i have a part time job as a receptionist .
i have a job in a warehouse . it is ok . supports the family .
that is good . i am working on becoming a radiologist .
oh that is exciting . medical school or residency ?
i am studying at a college here in town . where do you live ?
i am also here in town . my son gets all as .
that is fantastic . tell him to keep working hard !
yes that is the moral of the story . i play video games .
what kind of games do you play ? rpgs ?
oh i only play tetris , 9 12 hours every day
wow that is a lot of game playing !
it is a bad habit


my boyfriend is in the army. my father is dead. my favorite color is yellow. my hair is short. i play piano.

howdy this evening ,
hello , how are you today ?
i am tired , i have been looking after my two nephews
i wish i had someone to look after i am so lonely .
when i was a kid i had animal friends on this farm i grew up on
all i have is my piano . my dad died , my boyfriend is in the military .
sorry he died , i could have helped him because now i have a career as veterinarian
i do not see how a veterinarian could stop a semi truck . . . .
oh , my , you should go running , that is usually how i relax
i used to run . i even cut my hair super short to shave off some time .
veterinarians take care of road kill ever day , i could have helped
dark . the last thing he saw was headlight . yellow headlights are so inviting .
they remind me of staring at the sun , mom say no , i say yeah
the sun is bright and yellow . i love yellow .
i must go now , my cats nipples need milking , later gator
goodbye , say hi to your cats


i have more money than i know what to do with. my favorite dessert is cheesecake. i am bored of my maids. i married miss usa. my children are a dissapointment.

hi i am janet how are we today ?
i a doing ok . . . thinking of firing my maids .
ouch i do not know what i would do with out my nanny my nails are my life
mine too ! do you like to travel ? i am lucky i have the money to .
yes my husband is a lawyer for a big corporation so travel is a must
my wife was a miss usa . the travel was hard on the kids .
i used to be in pageants growing up . and i understand the family pains
its terrible to say but the kids have been a bit of a disappointment .
aww i currently only have 1 son owen
that is a great name . do you like sweets ? i love cheesecake !
oh cheesecake is amazing same with tiramisu
i love tiramisu also ! do you have any hobbies ?
yeah photography i love pics of everything
making lots of money is my hobby .


i love sunny days. i do not like feeling obligated to hang out with someone. coffee is important to me. i love winning.

hi , what do you like to do ?
i love to win , sunny days , and coffee . you ?
i really like to barbecue , hunt , and write .
nice . i am starving . i would kill for some barbecue .
so , what is new in your life , anything ?
not really . currently avoiding hanging out with this guy from work .
oh , that sucks . i just recently bought my first home in springfield missouri !
oh really ? that is awesome . go you !
yeah . thank you ! i am excited , my brothers can come over and go hunting with me .
that sounds awesome . so are you close to your family .
mostly close with my brothers
i am only child . and my companion is a cat .


i am a teacher. i graduated college for secondary english education. i live in the suburbs of a major city. i like to garden. i have three children.

good evening . my name is anne . whats yours ?
hey there . hows it going . i am maria .
hi mari . nice to meet you . how was your day ?
my day was fine . even better that i am off work .
my favorite time of the day ! lol
ll . i am so done with children at the end of the day .
so are you a teacher ? or a daycare worker ?
i am a teacher plus i have 3 children . i am literally done !
ll i bet . i just run away from my stress . marathons .
really ? that takes dedication .
it does . but i really enjoy it .
gardening is how i relieve my own stress .


i never eat veggies. i love to run fast. i am strong. i am young.

hey , hows it going ? tonight ?
its mid morning here . just relaxing right now .
i am thinkin about relaxing in my car tonight . . . night drive
nice . what car do you drive ? i am working on getting my license .
crown vic . cool . how old are you anyway ?
i am 17 . how about you ?
you know , 27 . . . just staying low . stay out of trouble , kid .
haha i do . like i literally live to go running . i am on my school team .
yeah , that is good to hear . i wish i stayed in school . . . now i am just hustlin
damn , i never did good in class but i am hoping to be a pro athlete one day .
you got this , man . just let tubac thakur guide you .
ah man i love tubac , i am all about old school hip hop .
that is right , that is right . jus play that california love when you run no you will be fine
awww kiss ! that is literally on my workout playlist . are you psychic lol


welding is my career field. my parents do not know i am gay. i am a guitar player. i like playing video games.

hey , did you see the latest reality show last night ?
i am not sure . what is it called ?
living in a barn with the pigs for 6 months , strangest but best one yet .
sounds funny . do you have any hobbies ?
not many , just lost my job here in kansas as a farmhand .
that is too bad . hope you find a new one . i am a welder
now that is a good job . underwater ?
no . above water . not a good swimmer
i want to move somewhere very warm . any suggestions ?
maybe arizona . florida is probably not good now
yeah . sad about florida and texas and all those fires in the nw .
too many disasters all at once are you in the midwest ?
yeah the middle of canada , above mn
wow that is pretty and pretty cold in the winter too
well i live in canada but was looking for work
i here the dakotas have a lot of oil jobs


i am wiccan , but haven t told them. i work at my community garden center , and volunteer at the animal shelter. story i ve ever heard. i don t believe any a.

ah , a fellow good spirit ! how are you on this beautiful day ?
great i am going gardening later today
how cool ! being able to grow your own food is amazing , right ?
yeah it really is i am very into natural things
me too . living off the land is so empowering . my parents taught me how .
are you a religious person
not really , i like to believe for myself and follow my heart . are you ?
i am a wiccan its very important to me
wiccans have such amazing traditions . i have read a lot about them in my free time !
yeah i do not really like people that do not follow it though
do you feel like that stops you from meeting other people ?
i do not really try and meet people that are not in my community
are your family involved in it as well ?
no i have not talked to them in a while


i don t like wearing pants when i don t have to. my parents used to work in politics , until they discovered the goodness within themselves. i m a really , really good guitar player. i enjoy john grisham movies , but not his books. my girlfriend tells me she s going to leave me almost every day.

hi hello what is up ?
not much just watching a john grisham movie
what do you do for a living ?
i am a teacher and i play guitar in a local band on the weekends
do you know the band rise against ?
i have heard the name before yes . do you like them ?
they are my absolute favorite . what is your favorite band ?
i really like five finger death punch now i grew up on metallica
that sounds very cool . i like them too .
do you have a girlfriend ? mines always threatening to leave me
that is very stressful . what is her name ?
allison she is very moody at times
she is very rude . break up .
i probably should there is got to be nicer people in the world
yes . you should find another girl .
what do you have planned tomorrow ? i was thinking of watching football


i got married when i was young. i like to cook. i have three children. i moved to america when i was 14.

hi ! how are you doing ?
i am great and you eh ?
i am alright , had to clean the house today even though i do not like doing so
do you cook as well ?
not much , instead i make and sell clothes on facebook
cool . are you from america ?
yes ! i have 2 kids who were born here , with a pastor for a husband
i got married very young did you ?
i got married at 30 . with my hair still dark and curly
i have 3 children they are alright
aw are you from america too ?
i moved there when i was 14
where did you move to america from ?
from europe , far away i was
oh wow , i hope to go there someday
it is quite a place


i love walking in the park. i love chocolate. i have six older sisters. i work for a small , family owned restaurant.

hello what do you do for a living ?
hello . i work for a small restaurant that my family owns .
nice that is exciting i bake cakes for my restaurant
i am hoping to work with chocolate molding soon
wow i played a chocolate making game the there day on my xbox
what is it called ? my sisters and i have an box in the kitchen
its call chocolate for girls who like girls
lol . sounds very interesting . what are your hobbies ?
i am into animals cats are my fav . i work with cats and dogs
i like walking in the park and feeding the ducks .
that is something i love to do all the time
dogs are my favorite , cats are too picky .
i love bats and birds too
my favorite are otters and elephants .


my parents are not married anymore. i like to read. i have one son. i like to go swimming.

hey there , how was your day ?
hi i am pretty good and you ?
good . just got back from fishing with my 5 kids .
wow i only have one child
yeah i stay busy with them and school .
i bet are you married
no , never married . i am focused on school and my internship right now .
my parents got divorced man
sorry to hear that . a lot of marriages do not last .
yeah they were not very good together
it is not that bad to have parents that are not together . you can ask my kids .
do you like to swim and stuff


i like to make short films. i have traveled overseas many times. my mother is a well known celebrity. i am a civil war reenactment participant.

hey ! where do you live ?
i am in between places and i travel overseas a lot , you ?
in america ! florida to be exact .
my mother is from florida . she is a well known celebrity ;
no way ! what does she do ?
she is a movie star . for that reason i love making short films
do you make movies about dogs ? i have three dogs !
no , one i made recently is about the civil war . i am actually a reenactment participant
any science movies ? i specialize in science in the 10th grade .
no , not really , but what else do you like ?
i can tell you what i hate ! these braces on my teeth .
oh i hated mine too , but now i need them again
they suck ! at least i have them on young at the age of 15 .
that is very true . make sure you keep up taking care of them
thank you for the tip ! what else do you do ?
not much else really . i am very focused on my short movies


i am very athletic. i have been in a lot of romantic relationships that have ended up poorly. i have lots of friends and can hold a conversation easily. i wish i could be more serious about school. i get distracted easily.

hey there how is it going
good . i was talking to another friend but i got distracted
i am sorry to interrupt . are you ready for the weekend
always . being athletic am planning a long hike . you ?
i love to run ! so i will run , but only at night
that is scary . i get up too early for school tho i usually blow it off
what are you studying ? i work at a cinema
english . i do love a great romance tho i often suck at them in life
why do you think you suck at them
i love too fast and have bad judgement
that can be problematic , maybe you need someone with the same problems lol
yeah that might be even more trouble haha
haha or it could be a match made in heaven
are you in a relationship ?
yes i am married , three kids . we both love too fast and have bad judgment
so you understand i am glad i do not have kids


i live in a large home. boating is my favorite activity. i enjoy vacations at the beach. i am a doctor. i work for a large hospital.

hi , how are you doing today ? pool boy next door is looking good today .
i am doing great but wish i was at the beach
i hear you . no pool boys , but lifeguards can be delicious . . . lol .
i enjoy boating too but not much time because i work in a hospital
really ? i tend to argue with myself . do you think a hospital visit might help ?
it may help to talk to a doctor such as myself
ok doc . i wear tiny rain coats while collecting toys . what is wrong with me ? ?
you sound normal enough at least you have a hobby
ok good . thanks , because i starting to worry the neighbors , lol .
live your life the way you want too and you will be happy
you are a great dr . thank you . i feel so much better about myself !
i am glad i could help you .
maybe you could visit my neighbors ? tell them they need not fear ? ! ?
i would do that for you .
you are too kind . but not the pool boy please . we get on fine enough !
i understand . i will leave the pool boy out of this


my house is located in the countryside. i love to keep a small garden outside of my house. i am seventy one years old. i love all sorts of fresh vegetables. my favorite food to harvest is carrots.

hey how are you doing today
i am doing very good , how are you ?
pretty good playing my guitar
oh that sounds very fun
it is very relaxing .
i bet it is . not as relaxing as my garden though
cool what type of stuff do you grow
mainly beets because i love them
sweet , i like going to comic con as well
what is that . sorry sweetheart i am 71
wow cool that is awesome .
it is but very hard to keep up
well hang in there .
i am trying . you should come visit
o yeah i will come play for ya
sure sure sure it is in the countryside


i met my birth mother when i was sixteen. christmas is my favorite holiday. i was adopted. i have several siblings i don t know.

good evening . how are you tonight ?
i am well . how are you ?
i am well . do you have any favorite shows ?
i like christmas movies like white christmas .
oh that is a good one . my fav show is empire ! ! !
what is that show about ?
a family that is really big into recording and selling music
that sounds cool . i am just getting to know my real family .
i believe that god had a hand in that . he usually does .
well thank you . it is certainly an interesting process .
i bet . i am looking for a job in baltimore . know of any ?
i do not know of any jobs . what is your specialty ?
something that would keep god first in my life .
i bet if you checked into local churches , you might have luck with a job !
that is a wonderful idea . do you listen to rap ?
i listen occasionally but generally i choose the latest hits .


i drive a restored mustang. i m a college student. i play football. i like action movies.

hi how are you today
hello i am doing great how are you
i am good do you work
i am in college now what do you do
nothing besides cook all the time
that sounds like it can be fun . i play sports
what kind of sports then
football i am a defensive end
nice you should tackle all of lifes problems
i hope so me and my dad just restored my car
nice do you have hair
yes its short tho i want it long but its to much with my helmet
mine is long and it is very nice
do you get it trimmed alot


i enjoy video games. i work at a hotel overnight. kpop is my favorite music. i eat more junk food than i really should. i write in my spare time.

hello , what are you up to ? i am listening to music !
oh just trying to get some writing done . what music do you like ?
i love rock music ! how about you , what are you writing ?
oh i like all kinda , but my favorite is kpop . just home work
i do not have homework any more i have a real job designing video games
wow , i really love video games . that must be fun
its not too bad my best friend , my mom thinks it is a ridiculous job
i think it is great . makes me eat too much junk though
i love junk food ! partially because i hate all vegetables especially broccoli
yeah broccoli does make some people grossed out . where do you work ?
it is a company called blizzard entertainment , its pretty awesome . do you have a job ?
that is great ! i work at a hotel , i do the overnights
that must be hard ! i do not think i could do overnight work
is is not bad , i like it . i get to write a lot
well that is great ! are you writing a book ?
yeah , a script in my spare time


i drive a van. i prefer winter. i sleep on a single bed. my favorite food is pizza.

hi ! i m cooking dinner for my family . feeding 5 kids is tough .
i bet . that sounds very hard .
it can be ! do you have children ?
i live in a van i drive , so no kids
yeah that would be hard . what do you do ?
i do not do anything . what about you ?
why not ? i m a veterinarian .
i just walk the earth , like kung fu .
where on earth are you from ? i m from spain .
i am from the usa . i love pizza
i like veggie pizza , no meat for me .
i love veggie pizza a lot .
are you a vegetarian too ?
some of the time , but i do eat meat occasionally .
i do not . are you married ?
no i am not married


i broke my nose in 5th grade. i have glasses. i hate skiing. my favorite book is twilight. i have 6 toes on one foot.

hi there , how are you
hi ! i am good . how are you ?
good to hear , i am great thanks .
good ! tell me something interesting about yourself ?
i am a viking with a big beard . you ?
well , i wear glasses and my nose is crooked because i broke it in 5th grade
well , that sucks ! how did you break it ?
defending my girlfriends honor . . . kids lol
like all good men should ! so what are your hobbies ?
well i love to snowboard hate to ski though . you ?
i have a viking boat that i go fishing on every weekend .
that is fun ! do you like to read ?
not really , i do not read much books at all . do you
i read all the time . my girlfriend got me to read twilight and i actually loved it .


i worry about money even though i am in high school. my dad is very strict with his kids. i have one close friend i grew up with. i am dissatisfied with the school life i have had so far. i wished i was older so i could move out.

good afternoon , how are you today ?
i am doing ok at a young age
i feel ya . teaching 6th grade makes me feel old . ll
yes i bet sophomore wish i was a senior
aaaa , yes i remember those days .
it is very hard to work and still in school
true . i am gonna try to catch some football today before we lose power from the hurricane .
ok be careful iam going to enjoy the day with my friend
i will . i got a stack of cross word puzzles to do when if the power goes out .
that a good ideal since i have no money to go the movie
i miss the movies . or karaoke on the weekends .
yes i hope to land a job to do things


i work at the deli counter. i m a college drop out. i like to go fishing. i m learning to play the guitar.

how are you doing today ?
i am doing well thank you
are you doing anything fun today .
yes . i am going to work .
what do you do to make a living ?
i work at a deli counter . how about you ?
i am in the military myself .
that is great . what branch ?
seems fun get to talk to loads of people . air force .
that is cool . do you like fishing ?
have been able to travel the world . yeah used to but feel bad .
i have traveled a little bit . and you ?
all over with the job .
cool . that must be fun .
it can be tough to be away from family .
i bet . i am learning to play guitar .


i am currently looking for a job. i am not a fan of science. my favorite color is purple. my dad works for ups.

i love wearing black . my car is black . my purse is black but i am not goth .
cool . do you know anywhere that is hiring ?
yes lots of places online these days .
i really need a job . not in science field though .
i know of a job touring with a rock band if you like that like i do .
if i could wear a purple uniform that would be great .
you can wear purple just like i can wear black all the time .
i would love to tour with a rock band ! !
guns and roses is my favorite and a lot of other rock bands too .
my dad is lame . he works for ups . brown , ugh !
he has a brown uniform , i wear black and you wear purple .
i love gnr . they are coming to cleveland soon . you are funny .
we are a joke waiting to happen . all we have to do is walk into a bar .
ha ! no bar . . . donut shop .


i like all types of music. i like to watch movies. i am a mother of 5. i like to draw.

hey , hows it going ? you safe from the floods and fires ?
hello there . yes i am safe and so are all my children and you ?
we are , thank you . do you like to garden ?
no . i prefer listening to music while drawing . what do you do on your free time ?
i garden and i paint and do a little pottery . keeps me sane , i am an older man .
that is nice . i like watching movies on my free time . do you have any children ?
i do , i have two . they are about to finish up school in a few years .
that is great ! i am a mother of five . i rarely get any free time .
enjoy it while you can . my youngest and i went to a ween concert last night .
although i truly like any type of music i have not heard of ween surprisingly .
they are my favorite , it takes a little getting used too .
i will try giving it a listen ! what would you say is your favorite movie ?
currently , captain america civil war .
that is a great movie ! my favorite would be moan my kids love it !
my daughter loves that one too . my son thinks he is maui .
that is funny ! i have drawn almost all disney characters from the movies


my favorite animals are dolphins. i have my own channel. i enjoy making lets plays. i love youtube.

hey . i am about to walk the dog . what you doing
i am making videos for youtube .
fun . what kind of video ?
they are called lets plays . i have a channel devoted to them .
cool . i usually go rock climbing . i should put on youtube
that sounds like an exciting hobby .
its is . super fun and good exercise . what your hobbies ?
well my channel keeps me busy but i try to go swim with dolphins once a year .
that is exciting . we should go out soon .
i would like to try rock climbing .
yes i help you . also we get so food . but i need gluten free option
ah do you have a gluten allergy ?
yep . it sucks . because i used to love pizza
have not found a good gluten free option ?
nothing that i am crazy about .
that must be disappointing . have you found anything you love ?


i am an only child. i m a girl. my favorite song is barbie girl. my name is nancy. i like barbies.

hi how are you today ? do you like animals ? i works as a veterinarian .
i have no siblings so i have a dog named ken
i miss my brother because he is in the army now .
i collect special edition barbies like my mom did
good to know my two nephews are great
my jam is barbie girl cause i wanna be like thar
my nephews loves to play with barbies
my dog ken thinks the dream home is all his
do you like to run ? i do it to make me feel relax
my name is nancy i ran track in grade school
you are such a dog lover like me , it must be the way i grew up
did not have siblings so dogs were my family
farm life when i was young has a great influence on me
aww i went horse riding one time loved it
i know how you feel , they are best friends .
nice i wanna go again soon


i am a vegan. i love game of thrones. i like soccer. my brother used to be in the navy.

how are you doing ? i love to play jazz and piano in band
i am doing well , and you ? ahh a musician you are !
yes i am . my family is from algeria
i think my brother been there when in the navy
wow really ? that is pretty cool . what do you do for work ?
i am a student and i play soccer at my school
wonderful ! as for me i am a barista . its alot of fun
that would be fun ! maybe next summer i could do that as a job
you should give it a try ! what do you do with your weekends ?
i am trying to catch up on game of thrones ! do you watch ?
i like to go hiking and get outside as much as i can on the weekends
do you go out to eat at all on the weekends after you enjoy the outdoors ?
yes i love to go out and eat , do you speak more than one language ?
i try and find places with vegan food . just one language i speak
that is alright , i know french english and also arabic
arabic would probably be hard for me to learn


to stay in shape , i chase cheetahs at the zoo. in high school , i came in 6th in the 100 meter dash. i like canning and whittling. i eat exclusively meat. my favorite movie is good burger.

hello ! ! how are you doing today ?
i am well and how are you doing ?
i am doing well also ! what are you doing tonight ?
just got done with my workout for track . what about you ?
i like sports too ! i just started my freshman year in college so i am doing homework
i am in high school , did my studies earlier this evening . i like chasing cheetahs .
it sounds like you are just as athletic as i am ! have you ever gotten hurt ?
not to much for sprains here and there you ?
i jammed a finger once , but never broke any bones , so i guess i am lucky .
i would say you like movies , my fav is good burger ?
i like to watch movies and eat my favorite food , pizza .
i eat a lot of meat . load it up lol
i am a vegetarian , but i feed meat to my cats . i love them !
how many do you have
love knows no bounds . i have 14 cats .
wow that is a lot . careful you will become the crazy old cat person lol
yeah , its tough hiding all the cats from my ra in my dorm .
i can just see you shoving them in draws anywhere they fit .
you must like cats too if you like chasing cheetahs . ;
i do , you got some whit about you i like that .
oh , well , thank you ! you are not too bad yourself !
thanks , i try to be an approachable person i think it is a good habit
i agree . it is a pleasure speaking with such a cool person .
well time for shower and bed you have a good night .


i have a beautiful rose garden. i was a swimmer in college. i have a cat named pickles. my parents met at woodstock.

i want to buy more art supplies
nice ! being an artist must be so cool
i just really need a massage my hands hurt
i can only imagine what that is like
i am on the computer a lot too
i am on the computer from time to time .
i get dizzy sometimes i am on it too much
that is definitely not good my friend
i have to pay the bill no choice really
well you cannot avoid bills that is for sure
they keep me up at night
i definitely know the feeling !
what is your favorite color
my favorite color is pink , what is yours ?
my favorite color is emerald green
nice ! you would probably love my garden .


since young i ve loved to cook. i auditionated in a cooking show. i think i have talent for it. i took classes while growing up.

hello . how are you today ?
i am great , just working on a new recipe . how about you
i like to whip it in the kitchen , too . i am good , listening to 2pac .
hip hop is good for when i am cooking i studied food early in life
i like cooking but love fast cars .
have you ever auditioned for anything ? i did for cooking once
i auditioned for a rap group but got turned down .
you should try out for another one !
i totally owned them when left burning out in my v8 .
i immediately thought v8 the drink
i turned on california love and drove to my favorite beach .
welcome to the city of the wild wild west
exactly ! i will probably try again but there is lots of competition .
i believe i have a talent for cooking and you have talent in rap


i work as an electrician. i hate winter. i love hamburgers. i go running a lot. i always sleep 8 hours a day.

hello how are you doing ?
so tired , today is the first time in forever i did not sleep 8 hours .
yeah that can be tough if that is what you are used to .
it is . i always get that much . how are you ?
good i am just writing a lot at the moment and painting .
i wish i had time to paint . between electrician work and running i have no time .
just have to make time is all . do not have a lot of money though .
i get what you are saying .
do have a thing for pens spend a lot on pens .
sounds like me with washi tape .
what kinds of things do you love ?
hamburgers , running , sleep . any season except winter .
washi tape is cool . yeah winter is too cold .
do you have a favorite food ?
strawberries and cheese its are my favorite .
but not together i hope !


i love dogs. i like to fish. my dad was a carsalesman. i am a happy person.

what did you do earlier today ?
well , howdy ! if i remember correctly , i walked the dog and went to the bank . you ?
i just go home from overnight stocking at walmart
i get my reels from there ! i was something of a fisherman in my day .
i bet you used to catch a ton of fish . i do not eat them though .
well , i suppose i did . still do on occasion . why not ? fish is delicious !
i do not eat any animals or animal products
to each their own . you should try catch and release . fine way to spend a day .
that would still break my heart . do you listen to any music ?
i listen to the radio in my truck . mostly country . my dog likes beethoven . a little joke .
haha ! ! the best band in the world is muse
i never heard of them . is that one of those modern bands ?
yes they are a rock group . they sing some really inspiring music
nothing wrong with that . you have any kids running around ?
no i do not . still a teen . single father mechanic dad raises me . you ?
how about that ? my old man was a car salesman . think they knew each other ?


i have taken formal music lessons since i was 5. i wish i could spend more time at home. i like to write my own songs. i am a musician. my best friend is in a band with me.

hi , names tay , and in the navy
hello tay . nice to meet you . thank you for your service .
thank you for your support . i am into folk music .
you are very welcome . really ? music is my life . i play music .
yeah , i was in foster care , and lost my parents to house fire
oh my gosh , i am so sorry . my best friend is in my band .
that is awesome . i whittle as a hobby
that sounds fun . i like making my music personal , so i write it myself .
that is nice to do . what kind of music to you make ?
country music . i have been singing since i was five . i have taken lessons since then .
nice ! ! i hope you make it as your career .
thank you so much ! i would love to . staying home more to practice would be nice !
yeah it is not easy when certain things in life gets in the way
definitely . life has a way of throwing you curve balls , that is for sure .
that is true and yet you persevere and make ends meet , right ?
that is right . that is a great attitude to have .


i am afraid to leave the house. when i was a child i was kidnapped by my uncle. i enjoy reading. i live with my sisters and they provide me with all my needs. i love to clean my house.

hi , i just got back from church , what are you doing ?
hello . i am cleaning the house . my favorite chore .
nice , i am a teacher , so i am all about chores !
i never go out of the house , even on sundays .
oh really , health reasons ? i will pray for you !
when i was young i was kidnapped .
oh my ! i do not think i could get kidnapped when i go to the symphony !
i would love the symphony ! i just read a lot .
reading is good , i read the bible each night .
i read fiction . i can lose myself in a good story .
great , i give my 8th graders lots of fiction to read .
i have never gone to school . i wonder what its like .
school can be fun , the kids make fun of my donna karen clothes !
too bad ! they should have better taste in clothes . ha ha !
yes ! but they are nice to the kids with allergies , which is good !
i am allergic to my uncle , who kidnapped me !
wow , glad you escaped from him !
me too . now if i could escape from this house ! time to clean some more .


our kids are 14 and 12 years old. we also have three dogs and two cats. my name is john and i live in dallas , tx. my wife and i have 2 children. i work as a physical therapist , and my wife is a school nurse.

hello , my name is rose . how are you ?
hi rose . i am doing good . how are you ?
i am doing well thank you .
great ! do you have any pets ?
sadly , no but i do have four children and several grandchildren .
sounds like fun ! i have three dogs and two cats .
nice ! i guess you could consider my husband one . marines are bulldogs .
i hope to have a big family too someday when my husband and i start a family .
yes , big families are great . getting older , not so much .
you would have a lot of family members to look after you !
true . however , i prefer being independent and just read books .
i just love spending time with my pets too . they are so entertaining .
yes , grandchildren are entertaining as well . mine range from 7 to 30 .
i could be on of your grandchildren !


i like to come up with new hairstyles. i like to play volleyball. i like to do my nails. i like to pickle eggs. i like to go on long hikes.

hi there , how are you today ?
i am good painting my nails how are you ?
that is nice . all 3 of my ex wives enjoyed that
ha hell yeah ! what else did they like to do ?
have kids , and i do not like those so . . .
how many kids do you have ?
none , i just said no and moved to the next wife
ha i had kids to to have someone to play volleyball with
i guess my kids are my ferraris parked in my garage !
most dope what do you do for fun ?
well i do not like acting , so none of that . mainly just being boss
oh nice do you have a hair stylist ?
probably my next wife . how about you ?
i love to cut hair i could make you look good for your employees


i have a very tone body. i have a collection of video games. my son is a straight a student. my wife and i enjoy long sunday drives. i work in a warehouse.

yo ! whats up ? how you doin ? whats going down ?
i am doing good just playing a video game from my collection .
oh , for real ? i like video games dog . what cha playing ? mario kart ?
super mario for the wii actually its my favorite .
ah , hell no , how would i guess ? i am like psychic in addition to awesome !
right ! ll where do you work ? i am in a warehouse .
well , do not wanna brag , but i am a rapper . . . touring japan right now , they love me here
awesome ! ! do you have any kids ? i have a straight a son !
well . . no . . . had a lady claiming she had my kid , but you know ?
ha ha ! any hobbies ? my wife and i drive the country side on sundays .
i like to drive , just you know be cruising on out there
yes it is very relaxing to me .


i live in a studio apartment. my favorite band is the beatles. i am a paramedic. i am studying to become a nurse.

hi , got any easy ways to make some cash ?
not really . maybe try mechanical turk ?
not enough money for me . i need at least 50 bucks a day
i do not know . donate plasma ?
i play the stocks but not very well . what do you do for a living ?
i work as a paramedic . you ?
i play the stocks but not very well . what do you do for a living ?
i want to be a nurse .
i am a paralegal . nursing is a good career choice
so is being a paralegal less blood .
absolutely lol . . . i can not deal with the aspect of nursing
what kind of music do you like ?
i like hip hop . what do you like
i love the beatles .
oh the classic stuff lol
yes , i am into the oldies but goodies .


i think dogs could learn to read if they were trained well. i am pretty poor financially. i have a few pet iguanas. i have a brother but we don t talk much yet.

hi , have you ever watched hockey ?
not really a hockey guy . i like football
cool i like football too though . .
my brother got me into it but we hardly speak
oh really why do you not talk to him anymore ?
we kind of just grew apart
oh i understand i have a younger brother myself
i am literally broke and it would be nice if he could help
really did you go to higher education for anything ?
yes i have a degree but in this economy it does not mean much
cool mine is in business
are you working in that field ?
nope not directly but i think the degree helps me
maybe i should try for part time gigs
maybe that would easier to find
what do you do for fun ?


i recently got a cat. i am an artist. i enjoy walking for exercise. i have four children. i love watching game of thrones.

hello there how are you ?
hello i am fine so are you single or married ?
i am married , do you have any kids ?
yes i have four young kids and you ?
just my dog , he is my best friend too .
that is good i just got a feline myself
whats her or his name ?
his name is midnight cos he is all black
i am house sitting lucky , she is all black
what is your favorite tv show ?
friends is my favorite , whats yours ?
the newest show that just got leaked
what another celebrity sex tape ?
no not at all its a fantasy show
throne of games ? a cheap sci fi channel knock off ?
you are funny yeah the first one is my all time favorite


i like fruit. i like to eat the skin of the apple. i like green apples. i do not like to eat meat. my favorite fruit is apple.

hello . how are you doing ?
i am wonderful . how are you ?
not great . my lactose intolerance is bothering me today . blah
i am sorry . i do not like to eat meat .
yeah i ate some of my favorite gummy bears and they had milk , who knew ?
really ? my favorite fruit is apple .
cool ! i like oranges because they are my favorite color . . . . orange .
the green apples are my favorite .
i cannot keep apples in the house , my 3 roommates eat them all up !
i only like the skin off the apple .
the skin is good for you . i sometimes feed pieces to my parakeet .
any kind of fruit is good for parakeets
oh i did not know that ! thanks !
you are very welcome . tell the parkees hello


i graduated college a few years ago. i prefer summer over winter. i ve a big family. i love food.

hi , i need your help right away
what do you need help with ?
i need you to dust my house .
oh no . i am too busy for all of that !
i am allergic . i need help .
oh i am sorry . i wish i could assist you
you could play with my snakes .
oh snakes are creepy . i will though if you feed me
do you eat organic food ?
yes i do . when my family buys it for me
i only eat that .
that is really healthy . is the weather nice there now ?
it is alright . it rained earlier .
it is getting cold here . i do not like it . i love the summer


i work from home doing various jobs on the internet. i love beef. i enjoy playing guitar and video games. i am in a very intimate and loving relationship.

hi names jason and i am under a pen name for romance novel
oh . that is interesting . do you make good money that way ?
yeah it is , i cannot sing very well .
that is sad . i play guitar . i love music .
well in the summer i have hiked the appalachian trail
woah . that is impressive . mostly i stay at home and work here and there on the internet
i am a short order cook at a diner near me
have you heard of the ketogenic diet ? my wonderful boyfriend and i are on it .
no i have not can you explain to me what that is ?
all the yummy cow i can eat , maximize meat and fat intake and keep carbs super low
haha yeah , that is what i cook at my diner
look it up sometime . it works . my boyfriend lost fifty pounds this year
huh , i normally go running and 2 3 hours a day it is beneficial
i run if i am playing pokemon go or zombie run .


i enjoy hanging out with friends and family. i like to get involved in politics. i am a big sports fan. i am looking to start a business.

how are you doing today ?
good . just doing some research for a new business i want to start . and you ?
i think i am in love with a co worker
oh wow ! does your co worker know ?
no i do not think so
i gave up on dating and prefer family and friends to hang with .
i usually stick to myself
i love sports and like to watch games with them .
do you like candy ? i love it
i do , especially chocolate . do you have any future plans ?
i have to do homework
that is no fun . one day i want to get into politics .
i wish i could judge food all day
oh that would be a lot of fun . i love to eat .


i refuse to ride the bus. my parents are both dead. i find joy in the littlest things. i listen to music for more than 5 hours a day. i never work more than 4 days in a row.

hi , how are you ?
hi , i am fine how are you
i am doing very well .
what is your favorite past time
i love gymnastics .
i listen to music most of the day
i love music too . my favorite band is the beatles .
i like a new country artist named kane brown
i have never heard of him . i enjoy some country though .
he is great you should check him out . what do you do for a living ?
i am a scientist . what do you do ?
i work at a local store monday thursday i have to have 3 consecutive days off
its always nice to have a long weekend .
yeah it making working more enjoyable . its the little things that make me happiest


i have a very tone body. i have a collection of video games. my wife and i enjoy long sunday drives. my son is a straight a student.

hello tell me about yourself
i love to work out and my body is so tone !
i just came back from london and i am jet lagged !
do you like video games ? i have tons . . .
i love video games but i get agitated very easy when i die so much
you should go out driving that may help
i just pray and meditate , i am religious
my wife loves it when i drive her around on sundays
but il love watching game shows they are relaxing
its good to pray , it works for my son , he gets straight as .
very true i will be happy as long as there is not green beans around
we have very close hobbies , i love to play video games .
i agree i like first person shooters , you ?
funny , what is wrong with green beans ? i love it .


i have 6 toes on one foot. i hate skiing. i have glasses. my favorite book is twilight. i broke my nose in 5th grade.

hi how is your night ?
good and how is yours ?
good , i am pet sitting a dog right now for my neighbor .
that is cool i like to sit with my dog and read twilight it is my favorite book
i have never read it , but i heard it was good .
yes i love reading although i have to wear glasses
my dad also encourages reading , he is a college professor .
when i broke my nose back in 5th grade my teacher drove me to hospital
wow that must have been scary !
it was but teachers are great . what sports do you like ?
they sure are , my mom was a teacher . she passed away when i was 6 .
that is sad to hear .
i like football , and hockey , what about you ?
i like baseball but the think i hate most is skiing


i can t drive. i am thirty two years old. i am on a diet. i am a house wife.

hi ! i am a party planner . what do you do for a living ?
i am a home maker . other jobs are difficult since i can not drive .
my aunt cannot drive . she watches me perform stand up .
awesome ! where do you usually perform ?
my favorite place is in phoenix but sometimes i go to scottsdale .
that sounds like a blast !
it is great ! my sister used to come too , but she is away in a cult .
that is scary ! how old are you ? i am thirty two .
i think my father being in the communist party did not help .
i am sure that probably had something to do with it .
i am thirty five . my sister is thirty .
cool , i am preparing dinner for my diet now .
it is tough , but i can always use downfalls as comedy inspiration .
very true ! i bet that is a good out let for you .
sounds nice ! what are you cooking ?
i am making roasted chicken , sweet potatoes and broccoli


i drive a fast car. my favorite song is california love. my favorite artist is 2pac. i like to listen to rap music.

hello , how are you doing
hello , i am good . chilling to california love . you like tubac ?
california love is my absolute favorite song !
mine too ! i love rap . . . and fast cars .
i have a fast car ! i love it .
i have a maclaren . what do you drive ?
i have an ariel atom . basically a street legal formula car .
that is so awesome ! i love formula one racing .
me too ! lewis hamilton is incredible .
my dad used to take me to races with him when i was little .
that sounds fun . i have always wanted to go to a race .
he was big into racing of any kind .


i enjoy reading history books. i love to dance. my favorite food is mexican. i am a teacher.

hi there , how is your evening going ?
good ! just reading some history books . what about you ?
i was going to read too , but i cannot find my glasses
that is too bad . what do you like to read ?
i like to read bed time stories to my 8 grandchildren .
that is a lot of kids ! as a teacher , i do that a lot .
kids keep you active do not they ? i feel in good health for a retiree
definitely . do you feel good enough to dance ? i love dancing .
i do actually ! i feel alive
that is a great thing to hear . what is your favorite type of food ?
i love everything to be honest
me too ! but my favorite is mexican .
i do love a good mexican
well , love is much better than hate . where are you from ?
i am from the us , you ?
me too ! though i love to read the histories of every country .


i like burritos. i like to dance. i like pizza. i like to shop. i love shoes.

hi there how are you
hi ! i am doing good , just eating a burrito right now . you ?
working and doing some multi taskin
what kind of work are you doing ?
back to school things pretty much
that is pretty cool . where are you at in school ? student ? teacher ?
teacher i love kids they are great
i like kids too ! i teach kids to dance actually !
dance sounds like a fun teaching job
it really is though . what age level do you teach ?
middle school i once taught elementary
which one do you like teaching more ?


my class has 26 kids. i graduated college in 2016. i enjoys kayaking in my free time. i teach at a large school. i teach kindergarten.

hi , its tom here , who am i speaking with ?
hello tom , i am amy
where are you from ? i am from east asia .
i am from florida i am a teacher of 26 kindergarten students . do you work ?
just a desk job . i am trying to cut back on what i eat , sitting around like that .
that is too bad the school i teach at is very large so i walk alot .
its hard too because i love italian , especially pizza .
i understand , i am still fairly young i just graduated college last year 2016
you enjoy your teaching job ?
i love it , but i also enjoy to kayaking when i am free . do you ?
i have never tried kayaking before . just a canoe , but it was nice .
a little bit different than kayaking , you should try some time
thanks for the suggestion . nice talking with you , amy .
thank you , nice speaking with you as well tom .
its nice talking to people from other areas of the world .
i completely agree its very interesting learning new things .


i work at a vet. my husband is a lawyer. i have 2 kids. i have 3 dog. i love flowers.

hello friend , how are you today ?
i am well and you ?
i am doing great . getting ready for a family reunion .
how fun ! i am hanging out with my 3 dogs and 2 children
full house here too . i have 6 brothers and sisters , we were all adopted
how nice of your parents !
very nice , but a lot of work .
definitely ! what do you do for a living ?
i am a full time student right now , not sure of my next step
ahh i see , i just got a job as a vet .
that must be very rewarding . d you have pets at home ?
i love my job ! and i own 3 dogs and 1 cat
sounds like you are very busy
i am also considering opening a flower shop since i love them


i am the youngest sibling of four. chocolate is my favorite food. i am learning how to play the piano. i am a school psychologist. i geocache in my spare time.

so where do you work ?
at a school as a psychologist .
that is really interesting i used to work as a teacher , i am retired now .
do you have any siblings ?
no , its just my husband and i , he is actually retiring next year .
i am the baby of 4 siblings . was hard
i can imagine , do you like to travel ?
i do . i go geocaching wherever i go
my husband and i are planing a trip around the world after he retires .
what kind of food do you guys eat
we love to have all kinds of foreign foods . what do you do for enjoyment ?
i learn the piano slowly but surely


i live on a lake. i am a average american youth. i fell in love this summer. i enjoy summer walking and reading.

hello , how are you today ?
good . just an average day for this average american youth . you ?
i am tired , just got off work . i have a radio job .
cool . on summer vacation . reading and writing most of the time .
so , you are in college ? i took foreign language in college .
yes . i fell in love with my roommate this summer
that is wonderful . marriage in your future ? i am single .
probably . i go walking with him every day around the lake where i live .
nice safe area ? i have to carry an edged weapon when i go for a walk .
why where do you live ?
bad part of california . how about those wild fires ?
yes it is safe to take a summer walk daily .
i actually started a wild fire in cali when i was about your age .
no wild fires here .
where are you from ? i speak about six languages , but stay put in one state .
i am from california . been here my entire life . i speak 4 languages .