my favorite food is tacos. i am from france. i am studying literature.

hi
hello ! how are you today ?
good ! what are your hobbies
i like to read . i am a student .
i like comic books
oh how wonderful . comic books are a wonderful example of modern literature . so accessible .
yeah ! i work at a grocery store do you have a job outside of school ?
i sometimes volunteer at the library , but otherwise no . unless locating new taco stands counts , haha !
tacos are the best !
right ? ! i love the crunchy ones with chicken . and extra hot salsa . nomnem
youre making me hungry
who would not be . we do not have taco where i come from . not like here .


i like to create art. my favorite band is ween. i love to eat sushi and pizza. i am an older guy. i love to work in my garden.

hello , do you like insurance salesman ?
no but i like art i created
is are a hobby ? i ride my bike for fun .
i m home all guys are usually go to the garden to work
that is awesome . i want to paint my condo blue .
so blue i think the band that i like is mean
i read reddit all the time .
that your favorite past time to read the
no . i want to put an advertisement in reddit .
what do usually do for fun
i ride my bike and listen to music . you ?
no i just got to the garden because i m old
i see , but you can ride bikes too .
wow how fast do usually go
on the weekend maybe 5 miles per hour
do usually go that fast


i like toyota cars. i like to vote. someday i would like a truck. i don t like working long hours. i work at a hospital.

whew . it was hot driving my truck today here down south !
but was it a toyota truck ?
oh no . refrigerated box truck .
oh , for work ? i have never driven one .
yeah . i got 3 boys so i got to slave every day .
that is unfortunate , i hate when i have to work long hours .
same here . and they scream for hot wings every night , which i love but . .
every single night ? i work at a clinic and they might be my next patients .
just about ! luckily they like grean beans and corn on the cob too
have you voted recently ? i have
yes . i cant wait for midterms
me too . i want less taxes to buy a new truck .
i spend my childhood in a trailer park . i do not wnt the same for my kids
that is good . keep up the great work .


i am 19 years old. i am a huge fan of baseball. i am going to be the starting shortstop. i recently made the college baseball team.

good morning , how are you doing ?
i am doing really well today how are you ?
i doing okay just got back from the gym did a light workout
that is good , i prefer sports myself as a workout . baseball is my life !
i follow the red sox they have always been my team do you like football
i do like the socs . not a fan of football though
what do you do for a living
i just made the baseball team for my college . will be the starting shortstop .
that is great congrats ! i use to be a scientist
i am 19 and still in school . scientist sounds interesting .
it was but i hit retirement age and decided it was time to stop
oh , i see . a lot of free time then . i see .
yeah i hang out in bars now and find women to date
i cannot find any nice girls , that is why i stick to baseball


i am active on my city council. i own a home with 5 acres of land. i like wide , open spaces. i have 10 alpacas. i only eat locally sourced food.

hi how are you today
doing good . enjoying the wide open space of my land .
do you have flowers there ?
well i like to grow food and have a good local supply .
ooh what is your favorite flower ?
yellow roses if the 10 alpacas i have do not eat them .
mine is a regular old red rose
my home is on 5 acres so i have room to grow red and yellow roses
kiss from a rose by seal is my favorite
ahh . so you are a music lover .
yeah i also like cooking
great , i keep busying on the land but also find time to be on the city council .
what does your mom do
my mom was a bookkeeper for a small rv store .
mine was a school teacher
and what do you do ?


i love to shop. my mom and dad are from japan. my favorite french fries are from mcdonald. i am an elementary school teacher.

hi how are you ? read any good books lately ?
hello , i am great thank you . of course i have , i teach fourth grade !
wow that is awesome , i love reading , well audio books that is haha .
audio books are nothing to sneeze at . that is how i got through mob dick
true , i love books about water . like the ocean .
i love the ocean ! my parents are from japan .
i have always wanted to go to japan . have you been ?
i go at least twice a year , on school breaks . i bring back things for my students .
i am jealous ! my parents are from america , they are elvis fanatics .
viva las vegas ! my daughter is an elvis fan too .
my mom met him when i was a lot younger . your daughter has good taste .
she goes from one extreme to another . she is also a metalhead


i am a people person. i love adventures like mountain climbing. i am a mother of 2 daughters. but i am a frustrated driver. my husband works at a telecom.

hello , how are you doing today ?
not much , just spending time with the fam . you ?
just watching some movies on tv .
what movie ? i am exhausted . we all went mountain climbing this morning .
twister , its kind of an older movie . nice that sounds like fun .
oh i love that movie . it would be fun to chase tornadoes
definitely , i like the outdoors too . i spend alot of time hunting .
my dad used to take me hunting . one day i wanna take my 2 girls
same ! my daughters are too young to go hunting .
mine are too , for now . what do ya do for a living ?
in between jobs right now , what do you do ?
i am a stay at home mom . but hubby works for telecom


i live in a big city. i enjoy video games. i enjoy my job , as a teacher. i enjoy singing. magic mike is my favorite movie.

hi how is your weekend going
its fine ! its nice here in the big city !
are you in new york ? what do you do for a living
i really like video games , they are a lot of fun .
i was born blind so i cannot play video games i wish i could
i really like being a teacher , its very rewarding .
i am a disc jockey for a country radio station
i think magic mike is a movie i like a lot , uh , because of the music .
i have heard that was a good movie . what kind of music do you like
sometimes , when i watch magic mike , i sing , my friends love it . . . oh , i enjoy polka .
that is different . i really listen to anything but love country music more
polka helps me concentrate on movies .


my weekends are spent studying and looking over client files. i manage all the paperwork and incoming calls. i am a receptionist at a doctors office. i am also a fulltime student studying radiology at local college. my name is mary.

hello . do you have any kids ?
hey ! no i do not , i am still in college
oh wow . what are you studying ?
radiology ! i work at a doctors office now , getting a feel for the whole thing
nice . how do you like it ? i am a teacher and i love it .
its fun but stressful ! but oh i am assuming you are good with kids !
yeah . i have two . one has autism .
that must be a real challenge ! the most i worry about is studying and paperwork !
its a lot . i studied it and teach kids though so it helps .
what do you do for a living ?
i am a teacher , special ed teacher .
oh right , you mentioned that , that sounds nice though
yeah . its taught me a lot . if you change your career path , you should look into it
i know people here at school that major in that ! i would not be opposed to it


i am in school. i love the beach. i work 2 jobs. i am married.

hello how are you today
i am well , how are you ?
i am doing just great going to play soccer later with friends
that is nice , i have to go to work later . i work at a restaurant on the weekends
great , we will probably dine out afterwards
i love dining out but it gets expensive . that is why i have a second job
do you work every weekend
yes only saturday night . my husband st
living with my parents inspires part time work sometimes for me
my husband stays with kids onthe weekend . then i work m f at my other job
i love watching disney movies with my kids
i also take online classes . what is your favorite disney movie ?
all of them , disney is amazing lol
lol . . . i cannot wait till summer vacation so i can go to the beach
i love the ocean water as well
my favorite beach in this area is jones beach . it is about 2 hours from me


i work as a plumber. i can speak four languages fluently. i am an award winning th member. i volunteer in my sons boy scout troop. i can do many celebrity impressions.

good morning ! finally a day off work !
good morning ! i am a plumber , its a 24 7 type thing , lol
i hear you . i work as a dental assistant in a ritzy area so demands are high .
i feel you . i live in a multi cultural community , i can speak four languages
wow ! that is impressive . do you like to party ?
lol , no . i am a mom . my son is in th and boy scouts . i am too busy .
sweet ! i am single , party hard and sometimes it does not mix well with my bed meds .
i bet it does not . do you have any other hobbies ?
music festivals . . . go to them all the time . party ! ! ! how about you ?
i do celebrity impressions . my clients love it .
ll i bet ! that is cool . who do you do best ?
lady gaga , lol . i love her music . freaks my kid out too .
that is amazing ! you are a cool mom . i like the new taylor swift song .
i do not like country . i prefer metal .


i work as a receptionist at a lawyers office. i secretly love watching we wrestling. i get my nails done every saturday. my family owns a grocery store.

anyone there for a quick chat before i watch the tonight show ?
yes i am here . tell me about yourself !
if i visualize something strongly enough i can manifest it . call me magic !
okay magic what do you do for work ? i am a receptionist for a lawyer
caveat . i have not been able to make out with a woman yet . but working up magic !
you should go where women are like the nail salon . i get mines done every saturday
good idea but not sure how many of them are into making out with other females
ha ! maybe try the wrestling world . i love watchin we secretly
i do not watch www . i tend to go trashy by reading tm and perez hilton
hey there is just as much drama on both so i do not blame ya .
its safer to keep convos about other people on internet vs in person !
but then there is the nifty screenshot nowadays so you cant deny it
what do you mean by a nifty screenshot ?
talking about ppl on the internet . screenshots proof lol cant deny anything


i dyed my hair pink. i work in a bookstore. i love my girlfriend. i live in the city. i have an older brother.

hi ! what are you up to ?
just watching a movie with my girlfriend , you ?
brainstorming ideas for new video game concepts , i am a designer . any ideas ?
my older brother loves video games , but i do not really play them myself .
ah gotcha , what kind of music do you like ?
i love all kinds . and i really like pink , because she has pink hair like me !
i like breaking benjamin , rock is my favorite type .
the bookstore i work for in the city just got a new book about them .
my mom and i love going to the used book store here in town .
my girlfriend and i met there . i am thinking of proposing there too .
that is so sweet !
thank you ! i hope she says yes .
totally random , but what is your biggest fear ?
snakes . they freak me out . where are their arms and legs ? !


i have 3 cats. i am a secretary. i enjoy swimming. my favorite color is orange. i like tacos.

hi how are you doing today ?
hello i am great how are you
pretty good , i need to get more pumpkins
i love fall because of the pumpkin
i like eating the seeds , and carving . gotta get lots of pie pumpkins to eat
in the summer i like to swim
do you got to the pool or the beach
yes i love the beach and tacos
i like shrimp . i like them fried and then dip them in bbq sauce
that sounds delicious and makes me hungry
do you watch you tube videos ?
no i do not i stay busy with my cats
droopy is my beagle companion . never leaves my side
that is so very sweet
i really dislike most adobe software , do you have to use any
me to it is so slow


i like things that explode. i work in the military. i have been all over the world. brownies are my favorite dessert. i also like kittens.

please do no ask me where i live . hi , nice to meet you . you sing ?
i do sing but not very good . do you have pets ?
no pets but a little brother . same thing . you dance . i teach and garden .
i dance and love desserts , brownies are my weakness
great ! me too ! i do not live in the city but i am an author . you ?
my son writes scary stories but not me .
high school students are interesting . you teach ? married or children ? i have a son .
i used to teach but now with the military .
get out ! me too . i also have two daughters . we garden together . you drive ?
1 daughter , 3 sons and i love to garden . fruit trees also . yes i drive
wow ! busy you . i write books in english . soon i will be rich .
i will only be rich if i win the lottery .
oh okay . i wrote angel investor . fave song ?
i love all country music especially blake shelton .


my favorite sport is basketball. i live in canada , near ontario. i run marathons twice a year , mostly in america. my favorite basketball team is the vancouver grizzlies. i am an avid runner.

hello from small town usa !
hello from a small town in canada !
so what are your hobbies ? i like to shop and take rides in the country .
i enjoy american marathons and basketball .
nice ! you sound very active .
yes , i am . do you play any sports
no , i am not fond of sport , but i do enjoy the outdoors .
what do you like to do when you are outside ?
i like to hike in the woods , and just enjoy nature .
that is good . can not beat good fresh air .
do you work ? i attended college to be a nurse , but i am a teacher now .
i am trying to make money running marathons .
great ! you can stay in shape , stay healthy and make money !
you got that right ! what grade do you teach ?
i teach a kindergarten class . they are great kids .
that is a fun age . how many kids are in your class ?
there are 10 kids in my class . have a great night !
i hope you have a good night too .


i try to find easy ways to make money. i wish i could play the stock market well. i love new technology. i like to create websites.

hey , whats up ? how you doing ?
know any way i can make some money , really quick with not a lot of work ?
you can try doing odd jobs like walking dogs .
excellent idea ! i will have to post on craigs list . do you play the stock market ?
yes . of course . i am an accountant .
i wish i knew how to play it . got any tips ?
learn about investing first . you play any sports ? i like tennis
if only i could invent an algorithm that would make me a millionaire .
same here ! what kind of music do you listen to ?
no time for sports . gotta make money . maybe i should make websites for people .
oh like coding ? html and such ?
no time for music either . gotta make money . too old to learn to code . boring .
have you seen hamilton the musical ? its my favorite . its awesome !
heard of it , heard its really good . if i had the price of a ticket , i would go .
yeah . kinda expensive . have any tips of making a good burger ?
that lin manuel miranda . what a hottie ! un puertorriqueno caliente !


i am a painter. i went to new york city once. i want to be a museum curator. my favorite band is the beastie boys.

hey there , i just got done with school and it was such a long day
i just got back from seeing the beastie boys in concert .
that sounds so lovely . i love concerts , though usually the symphony .
i went to nyc once to listen to a symphony .
was it amazing ? that is too far for me to travel on a school teacher salary
yes it was , my dream job would be a museum curator , and you ?
i love teaching middle school , i just wish i made a little more money for shopping
now i paint houses , but now for long .
are you in school right now ?
yes , i am but i still have two more years to go
you will get there ! that is what i tell my 8th graders
but the cost of school is so high .
yes , but it is worth it , i promise
yea that is what my mom says as well


i go running a lot. i love hamburgers. i hate winter. i work as an electrician.

hey hey , hows it going ?
fellow there how are you ?
pretty good , doing as much as a i can for being in a wheel chair
what kind of work do you do ?
i am the museum clerk , you ?
i am an electrion for now .
i am to much of a chicken to deal with anything electric .
i like running do yo u like running ?
um . . well i am in a wheel chair , lol i like rolling
ah yes , i do see people in wheelchairs doing completive races like runners
that is true , i have not mustard up the guts to do that .
do you like hamburgers , i love them ?


i have a large mustache. my girl friend lives in the condo next door. i am a retired newspaper reporter. i live in a condo.

hi how are you today ?
i am doing great , how about you ?
pretty good what are your hobbies ?
i am traveling right now because i just retired from being a newspaper reporter .
very cool . do you bike ?
no , there is nowhere to put it in my condo .
sorry to hear that were do you live
i live in los angeles .
very nice . how is your eyesight ?
its pretty good . i do not need glasses .
what color hair do you have ?
i have blonde hair and a large mustache .
i have brown but no mustache
oh , having a mustache is great .


i do yoga every morning. i drink coffee every day. i am a teacher. i love chocolate. i have a twin sister.

hi . do you like animals ? i pet sit for a living .
no , if you have pets they demand all your attention , not very zen
wow . i love having something or someone to love .
oh , i already came with someone to love when i was born five minutes before my sister !
that is cool . i always wondered what having a twin would be like .
well , we have some similarities , like we both like chocolate , but more differences
my older sister eunice and i are nothing alike at all .
oh wow ! i have a eunice in my classroom . is she in 6th grade ?
no . she is thirty . her middle name is violet .
haha , no , probably not her then .
she is my older sister .
oh cool . hey ! would you like to come to my yoga class tomorrow ?


i love to go to the beach. i am vegan. my favorite food is strawberries. i have 2 cats. i work in a veterinary office.

hello , where are you right now ?
hello i am home eating strawberries
i am william but my nickname is bill .
hi will i go by sam for short
i reside close to michigan right next to grand rapids .
awesome i live by the beach and love to go
my three dogs are fighting with my cat .
oh no . i only have cats
i have a little farm with lots of cattle .
i do not eat meat
do you have any other pets .
no i do not i stay busy
cool so are you a vegan ?
yes i am and love fruit
i love to make smoothies with peaches , mangos , and orange juice
wow that sounds delicious i want one


i have an older brother. i live in the city. i dyed my hair pink. i love my girlfriend.

hey how is it going ?
going well . hows your day ?
it was great i just bough my books for my courses .
what are you studying for ?
my degree in international studies
awesome . are you in the us ?
iam in good ol cleveland , how about you ?
in san antonio . go spurs .
very good , how is the weather down there
beautiful . nice and sunny , great for walks .
that sounds great , its cloudy here today
is there a chance for meatballs .
ahahah , sometimes it feels like it
i love meatballs and cheese .


i am the leader of the french fry research department at del taco. my daily driver is a bicycle that you pedal with your hands. i once fell up a whole flight of stairs. my life s passion is designer french fries.

hello ! how are you doing today ?
really great . just glad that i do not have to work at del taco today
i can not eat that kind of food , i try to be very healthy !
i love french fries too much . i develop them
it is really important for me to be healthy to keep my soccer scholarship !
you must be very talented . i use a bike for exercise
do you take a lot of pictures ? i am always posting on instagram .
sometimes i take pictures of my beautiful french fries
all my pictures show me having fun !
that is cool . what do you do for fun ?
play soccer , i really care what people think about it .
i hate caring about people . one time i fell up some stairs
fell up the stairs ? how did you do that ?
i am pretty clumsy . it was the whole flight
sounds like it , did anyone take pictures of it ?
no thank goodness . that would have been humiliating


basketball is my favorite sport to watch. i work out daily. i like watching sports. i own many cars. ferrari is my favorite car company.

hi i am on the swingset at the hospital visiting mom
hi there , why is your mom in the hospital . i am just watching sports .
she has c complications from surgery the doctors know me by face
i hope she will be ok . do you like sports ?
i used to before my accident i did track was captain
what happened ? what is your fav . car you like mine is ferrari .
yeah and now i eat soft food my spine got crushed
wow really seems you and your family have had a bad couple years .
yeah it been rough since my brother passed
what do you like to do ?
video games help me escape reality
we all need that i work out for that reason
ahh i miss the gym
yeah it is my escape zone for sure . is your mom getting better ?
she is reacting well but they want her here for 3 more days ugh
that sucks . is your dad around or just you and her .


not a day goes by that i don t drink four mountain dews. my favorite hobby is chess. i just dyed my hair hot pink with purple highlights. i enjoy movies about aliens invading the earth.

hi , how old is your son ?
i do not have any children .
oh , the info says you do . . . lol . are you married ?
no , i am a single woman .
what is your hobby ? i love reading mystery novels .
i play a lot of chess in my free time .
you sound smart ! i love going to the beach , do you ?
i do not do it that often but enjoy it .
same here . i wish i had more time for the beaches . what is your favorite foods ?
i drink a horrifying amount of mountain dew
i drink too much coffee , but not so much soda .
i drink at least four a day .
that is not that horrible . i drink 4 or 5 cups of coffee a day .
what do you think of fun colored hair ?
i love it . mine is boring brown , but my niece has blue and purple hair now .
mine is pink with purple highlights , i just did it .


i love to read. i have 3 sisters and 2 brothers. my favorite place to spend time at is the beach. i have a masters degree in creative writing. i live in a medium sized city.

just have a minute to chat until i head out to my nail hair appointment !
okay , we will make this quick then .
i have so much to do before my husband gets home from the law office .
you are lucky he makes so much money so you do not have to work !
true enough . though i do miss my old beauty pageant days from time to time .
i am glad i do not have those memories . . .
ll . that is almost exactly what my youngest son owen said to me yesterday .
yeah , well i am not a 6 year old boy . i am a 32 year old woman .
troops ! please excuse me , mam . not a cat lady i hope ! i am allergic .
as a creative writer , what do you expect ? cats are my life !
oil water the two of us end up being , right ?
if that is a creative way of saying climate change , then yes , i agree !


i like baking. wedding cakes are my specialty. i enjoy walking around the park. i go to the theater to watch plays.

what kind of things did you do today ?
i baked a wedding cake for this weekend .
cool ! i wish i could eat it but i am currently dieting
ha , well i bake for a living . so when youre off your diet . let me know !
i will ! but you might need to deliver since i cannot drive
sure thing pal . do you watch plays ?
i cannot say i have . do you ?
yes ! i go to the theater once a month .
i need to do that . i need to get out of this house sometimes
its a wonderful relaxing activity .
so how old are you ? i am 32
37 . i spend my evenings walking the paths at the park .
that sounds lovely . i should do that with my husband
it is a good way to wind down at the end of a long day .


my favorite jello is the blue one. i have long red hair. i do not eat asparagus. i work at home on my computer.

hello there ! how are you doing today ?
so far so good . i just finished eating dessert . how about you ?
my children just left . i am currently in a retirement home .
do they serve blue jello there ?
try to avoid all that . i actually bake a lot . grandson loves chocolate cake
mmmm i like chocolate anything . ll . my whole family has red hair . what about yours ?
how cool ! all black hair . my grandchildren are now doing ombre hairstyles
i work from home . what type of work did you do before you retired ?
i was an interior designer in ny . i still wish i could do that
have you looked into anything online and do you have quick recipe for asparagus soup ?
i have not tried asparagus soup . that sounds amazing
i do not like eating asparagus but i love cream based soups ?
so do i . i have been making a lot of tomato bisque soups .
what types of themes did you use in your interior designs ?
we mostly work residential . but mainly contemporary designs .
could you design a room around the color of blue jello ?


my friend once bought me a car. i am disabled and cannot walk. i take vitamin c when i have a cold. i do not eat bread. my favorite season is winter.

hi there , i have to live with
i do not understand but my name is jim . just a cripple
i am so sorry , i am ft
i am a vegan what about you
i get alot of mail
really . i do not have too much friends . one got me car before .
oh that is too bad , i have baby pigs
nasty . i love winter . how are they in that season
nasty ? ! they are so cute and fuzzy
vitamin c helps me rid my cold then . but they make me sick
oh that is very helpful
yes it is i am just old
oh i am old too
really . how old are you if you do not mind saying
32 , its terrible . life is ong
wow i am 36 . well i must go . talk later ok .


i have a close circle of friends i would do anything for. i sell real estate and wait tables on the weekends. i never stop looking for love. i am the youngest of 8 kids. my guilty pleasure is mcdonald.

hello how are you doing this evening ?
i am doing great . and you ?
i am doing well myself thank you .
what are you doing on the weekends ?
i like outdoor activities like hiking , and being with nature .
i wait tables on the weekends and sell real estate during the week
it sounds like you are quite the busy person .
although i am extremely busy i always looking for love
what qualities are you looking for in a partner ?
has to like mcdonald , it is my guilty pleasure
that is quite a unique requirement !
i am unique . do you have friends ?
yes , i have three siblings i am close to and friends who live around the farm .
you have close friends to share with ?
yes and they were there for me when i had to be amputated .
i have a close circle of friends too . i would do anything for them


i am an middle school teacher for 8th grade. i sing in the church choir every sunday. i love to read the bible before i go to bed. i love to go to the symphony orchestra. i favorite brand of clothing is donna karen.

hi there ! do you like your palm being read ?
ironic you ask . i do . i am a tarot reader .
so is my mother ! do you work in new orlean ?
no , chicago . small world , huh ?
we are in new orleans and a lot of believers .
really ? it seems to be the opposite here . a lot of skeptics .
new orleans has a lot interesting people . my ex a vampire , i think .
interesting indeed . i teach middle school . i see a variety of people .
that is the good old day . i am old and love hanging out at casino
i sing for my church and i love clothes
i love shrimp and make a lot of my cloths
that sounds like fun . but i do not like seafood .
i love them and so does my friends
do you have a lot of friends ? i do not have many .
a handful that i enjoy being with . so not too many
i am more of a quiet and shy person


my parents are still married. i am a woman. i have several children. we have a dog.

i am packing up the suv for a trip tp the mountains .
that sounds like a lot of fun
it is , a nice break from the law office .
what do you do for a living ?
a lawyer which is why i earned my law degree .
i have seven kids . u ?
three human kiddos and three dogs .
do you have any hobbies ?
i like to hike which is why my vacation home is ideal .
i wish i could get out more
what do you do for work ?
i stay home taking care of the kids
does your spouse work then ?
yes he is a cop


i m a girl. i am an only child. my name is nancy. i like barbies. my favorite song is barbie girl.

i am a liar . it is habitual and a flaw of character .
good to know i m the only child girl
have you ever ridden in a race car ? i have !
no i have not but i am nancy
what do you like to do ? i want to try parachuting one day !
well i just want to listen to my favorite song
i got into a friend with what the best song ever is . sometimes , i argue .
the barbie girl song because i m into barbies
i meant previously , i got into a fight with a friend . . . i sometimes fight .
do you like doing that
i do whatever is necessary to get my way .
and you usually fight for it
sometimes . enough about me . what about you ?
i just spent time with my family and friends


i have found the cure for the common cold. my nickname is bubblegum. i am plotting on taking over the world. i love to sing in the shower. my brother and i have bright red hair.

hello , hows your day going ?
hello to my fellow earthlings . how is everyone ?
i am doing well ! just between classes , i teach special ed .
that is awesome other kids call me bubblegum ! !
bubblegum ? as a nickname ? how funny ! why ?
i was a wired kid plotting to take over the world a total egomaniac
i love psychoanalyzing people ! sounds like you would be a good subject lol
yes i even like to sing in the shower . how about you ?
i enjoy raging metal music ll but it is a little hard to sing
maybe you need to try some different music to help
probably so . my two sons might have some ideas .
sounds like a good plan for your kids to help
yes i agree . do you wear makeup ever ?
no but my brother and i have long red hair


i am allergic to nuts. i am working on a biology degree. i love book. 1984 is my favorite book.

hello there how are you today ?
i am good ! just taking a break from reading , how are you ?
i am great , about to grill up some steaks
sounds awesome , i do not have a grill at uni
this may sounds weird , but i have a feeling you ate asparagus recently
holy crap . how did you know that
it is a special gift of mine , completely useless but fun nonetheless
man . . . my super ability is an allergy to nuts
aw that sucks . i love nuts
my allergy is what prompted me to work on my biology degree .
very cool , i would love to go back to school
there is always time , what is stopping you ?
i guess it is mostly a money and time issue . how long do you have left ?
2 years , i go part time while working . you should look at a community college


i sing in the shower. i like to take cold showers. my favorite video game is halo 3. i struggle with maintaining eye contact. i drive a moped.

hi ! do you have any kids ?
i do not . sometimes i feel like a kid !
i have a daughter who just graduated from college so i feel old !
as long as your under 50 , i would say you are doing good !
are you athletic at all ? i run every day and enjoy snowboarding too
you sound like a fun parent ! i like playing video games . . . halo 3 . . .
that sounds like fun ! do you have a job ?
i prefer to stay at home . . . i do not really do well with people in public
that s understandable . i m taking time off work soon to participate in a triathlon .
wow , that would be such an achievement ! you are more outgoing than me !
thanks . it ll be my 4th one . i hate the running but the rest is fun
i do not have any other hobbies other than gaming but i do like to sing


my dad works for ups. my favorite color is purple. i am not a fan of science. i am currently looking for a job.

hey , you excited for autumn ?
yes , i love it when its a bit cooler
i actually prefer winter of autumn , but autumn is nice too
my dad hates the winter , he works for ups . so outside a lot !
also means he probably gets up early . does he like early mornings ? they are my favorite
he is just so used to it now i guess . he always wakes me up
person i am sorry . do you do anything active or are you too tired fo that ?
i am looking for a job at the moment
how long have you been unemployed ? when i am not working i like to run marathons
its been a while not , not sure what kind of job i want
what do you do for fun ? maybe that will help
i like to paint , so maybe something creative . what do you do ?
i work at an apple farm . they are my favorite fruit
how cool ! apples are pretty good . just wish they came in purple


i am a professional gamer. i love dogs. i occasionally go for walks down by the park. i love to play league of legends. i am currently single but i am ready to mingle.

how are you doing tonight ?
hi , i am doing really well . you ?
good , i was working in the garden earlier
nice . i used to have a small garden too , but my dog coco kept digging in it
that is no fun ! who is your favorite band ? mine is ween
hmm , i do not have a favorite band currently
do you like to look at art ?
yes , but i am not a huge fan
i think some art is good , but others i do not like
that is cool . i prefer gaming honestly
what kind of games do you like
my favorite is league of legends . otherwise , any type of action game
that sounds fun . i like mario . the original n64
totally ! that is where my love of gaming started


i work in a lab. i have two brothers. i believe in love at first sight. i ve been a vegan since i was 5.

hello , what kind of music do you like ?
hello ! i like rock and roll , dude ! what about you , man ?
rap all the way . the real slim shady , know what i mean ?
please stand up ! please stand up ! you would totally get along with my brothers .
are they big rap fans ?
that is all they listen to . one of them is a dj .
that is cool . no shave november is coming up , and i got my beard ready early .
dude , that is awesome ! maybe i will grow a beard too , if my job allows it .
what do you do ? i drive a big rig , so no one cares how i look .
i am a chemist . on second thought , a beard might not be a good idea for me . . .
that must require some education . i just barely finished high school .
my parents sort of forced me into college . i would have been a drummer .
too bad . the world could use more drummers .
i agree . and then i could have grown a beard !
too bad , but chemists likely make more money , on average . right ?
generally , unless you are a famous drummer . they make bank !


i blog about salt water aquarium ownership. i still love to line dry my clothes. i am allergic to peanuts. i will one day own a ferret. my mom raised me by herself and taught me to play baseball.

hi , how are you doing today ?
i am good how are you ?
i am doing very well , thanks . please tell me more about yourself .
well i am really wanting to get a ferret . do you like animals ?
oh , cool . yes , i do , i have a dog and two cats
awesome . do you like any sports ?
yes , i love watching baseball and basketball . i do not like running though .
i love baseball too . my mom taught me how to play
oh really , she must be good , how long have you played ?
my whole life really . i do not play as much as i used to though .
oh , that is too bad . do you have any favorite colors ?
not really . how about you ?
yes , i really love the color of orange !
that is awesome . i have some orange fish in my aquarium


i can t sing very well. i am from georgia. i can play the violin. i want to have two kids. i love chocolate.

hello , how is it going
hi ! i am doing very well tonight , my kids are gone .
i love to read especially romance novels
i am a violinist . i cannot sing , are you from georgia like me ?
i use to be in the army
nice ! my fiance is a detective .
i missed my other car i drive a red prius now
i have a challenger , my fiance sometimes borrows it .
i totally have freckles all over my hands and face
i do too , i am a redhead .
i do construction work now
that is interesting , i am not good with my hands .
i am like super short though
not as short as i am , i am five foot .
i am 4 9 i need help getting to everything
i have issues getting into my fiances truck .


my favorite band is iron maiden. i enjoy watching netflix with family. my father has a very prestigious job. i enjoy making d models for video games and animations. i am a lover of italian food.

hey there how are you today ?
i am doing great , how about you ?
i am good . just finished a good medium rare steak my second wife cooked .
how many wives do you have ?
my dog found both my first and second . my first wife died in a car crash .
i am so sorry to hear that . what do you enjoy doing with your wife ?
my dog found both my first and second . my first wife died in a car crash .
what hobbies do you enjoy in your free time ?
i like to draw and fish . they are relaxing .
that sounds like fun , where do you work ?
i love to drink coffee too . i have five flavors in my fridge .
do you drink coffee at work as well ?
i am unemployed . how about you ?
i am looking for a job making video games .
that sounds like a lot of fun .
my father has a very important job , but i would rather do something i love .


i am glad that i work from home. i spend a good deal of time on social media. i love when my pets visit me in bed. i enjoy playing computer games.

hi , how are you today ?
i am great . just working from home . i love it ! how are you ?
good . i just got finished working out .
i spend too much time playing computer games and on facebook to workout
i live to read in my spare time .
reading is fun but i would rather lay with my pets in bed and watch tv
i also enjoying playing halo .
i love playing games . especially computer games .
what do you do for a living ?
i work from home . it is great for my family . you ?
i edit for a local magazine .
that sounds interesting . i spend too much time on social media to read magazines .
who does not these days ?
i know , right ? it is crazy . everything is online anymore .


i drive a red car. i wear a red purse. i use red lipstick. i like to wear red. i like to wear red shoes also.

hey what are you up to
not much . my name is nancy , and i like the color red .
do you work ? i currently work a mundane one , so i like to do some activist work
no , i do not work . just see what color red items i can collect .
i like to work in my free time with my friends and family doing activist work
that is nice . you know i wear red lipstick and shoes , and have a red purse ?
really i thought it was blue ? what do you like to do ?
no , red . i even drive a car that is red . i like to golf .
i like reading books and novels by female authors mainly
which author is your favorite ?
i have no favorites , i love them all equal
just like i like wearing and buying red items .


i m currently unemployed so i have time to write. after finishing my career i discovered that i m not that pasionate about it. i m writing my first novel and hope to finish before the end of the year. i want to become an author.

good afternoon ! just listening to music today . you ?
hi ! i am just writing since i am currently unemployed .
sorry to hear that . any leads ?
none . i discovered after i was done with my career that i was not passionate about it .
that makes sense . i travel for work but it is slow now .
what do you do for work ? an author is what i want to become .
music entertainment on a cruise ship .
cool ! by end of the year i hope to finish my novel i am writing .
good luck ! i take photos , but with my iphone . lol
thanks ! i hear that iphone photos are sometimes the best photos !
my fav filter is red colored . i use it in fall especially .
sounds fancy . did you know there is a black lens filter ?
like black and white ?
no . it is a literal all black lens for regular digital cameras .
i see , must have some clear film ?
yes but it is pitch black when looking at it . it results beautiful pictures !


my favorite color is blue. i have five cats. my husband is the ceo of taco bell. i am next in line to become queen of england.

hi there , how are you ?
pretty good ! ! how about you ?
i am good , just listening to the rain . i love rain
that is good , i am enjoying my day , and my fave color is blue . what about you
i have blue sheets on my single bed . its comfy to sleep in
nice ! ! my cats love clean sheets ,
my cats love pizza . its our favorite ! ever seen a pizza loving cat ?
cats and pizza . lol i have five of them . not much of a people person .
i wish i had 5 . we would not all fit into my van though .
i understand , my ideal dream is to be queen of england . right now queen of taco bell .
i am queen of the pizza place here !
my husband is the ceo . he works on ways to making the company better .
wow . he sounds like he does well . what do you both enjoy ?
we sometimes travel in our plane with our kids
wow ! ! i only own a van . you must be rich !
we do pretty well , we started small , but grew over time . do you need work ?


helping people makes me happy. i graduated with a nursing degree. my husband is a firefighter. my favorite food is sushi.

hi , how are you doing ? i am dealing with ex wives today , so fun .
oh that is no fun can i help ? i love to help people
perhaps . want to marry one , to distract her ? we do not have kids . . .
i have a husband sorry
oh ok . some people are more flexible , so i did not know . you have kids ?
no i do not want to be pregnant i love sushi too much
lol , sounds like you have your priorities well sorted ! ride in my ferrari ?
not sure my firefighter would like that
we need not tell him . besides , he is busy fighting a fire , no ?
yes but i am busy too i am a nurse maybe i can take your temperature
lol , ok i give up . my dad was famous . you might know is name .
maybe ? what was his name ?
his screen name was buck naked . he also had a part in seinfeld .
i can not say the name rings a bell
any seinfeld fan would immediately recognize the reference . anyway . . .
i know of the soup kitchen man . no soup for you


i drive a jag. i am an old man. i am an angry person. i like to go to bars and people watch. i do not have a lot of family members that i like.

i am just spending time with my dog today .
my brother has a dog i hate that thing
mine is named socks . he is really smart and cute .
i bet socks smells bad . your car must stink , what do you drive ?
i drive a lexus and it smells just fine .
well i drive the most expensive car you could imagine
good for you i guess .
i need a drink , how about you sonny ?
i am a woman . i do not drink .
well sonny , its time you learned , lets hit up the pub ?
i like the atmosphere in pubs .
finally , something we have in common
yes . i go to them often to eat and people watch .
speaking my language , lets race there
i am not very fast so you would win .
of course i would win


i like to go to bars and people watch. i am an angry person. i am an old man. i don t have a lot of family members that i like. i drive a jag.

hi how are you today ?
i am doing good hope you are well
i am it is very cold today , but i am going fishing tomorrow
i would to go fishing
i have a viking style boat that i take on the lake near by
wow that sounds amazing wow
it is very cool i made it with my brothers
wow that is something really cool to be able to do
we are of viking heritage , it was lot of fun
i love cars i have a jaguar
is it new or vintage
it is a vintage style looking car
what colour did you get
it is a green one emerald green
i love that colour , my car is black
i also have a black car they get hot so quick


i am a competitive ski racer. i broke my arm skiing once. although i ski down high hills , i have a fear of heights. my family is very supportive of my skiing. my hair is a reddish brown.

hi ! how is your week going so far ? done anything exciting ?
i love to compete in skiing my arm broke from it once
oh my gosh ! that is not good . i have not skiied but i love to bike .
yeah it is exciting week , and i have support from my family
good . i am athletic so i would like skiing maybe . what else do you like ?
i am afraid of heights , but i will over come it
good for you . what is your least favorite food ? mine is carrots .
i like to go to clubs and show off my red hair
red hair is cool , not like my plain brown color !
me too , i love carrots matches my hair color
i do not like carrots or my contacts .
brown hair is cool too !
thanks ! it does not stand out like red hair does .
i see , do you want to dye it red ?


i go to multiple comic cons. i am an anime fan. my job involves building drones. my wardrobe is all band tees.

hi there . hope you are well . what are your hobbies ?
very well ! i like to go to comic cons and anime . you ?
i love comics , i like to edit videos of comic con events . do you have any pets ?
no pets really , just a beta fish
fish are cool ! i have cat , hopefully when i move soon , i will get more .
moving is terrible sometimes . i hope yours is a move you are looking forward to
hope so too ! do you live with family ?
yes . do you as well ?
i do , my dad and brother . do you enjoy being around people ?
sometimes . other times its exhausting
me too . i suffer with anxiety and depression so i stay home a lot .
talking to people online is good for that though , i think
i think so too . i also work at home . i enjoy the quiet . do you like sports ?
not really . more into music


i play a lot of video games. i love cats. i decorate cakes for a living. i am slightly overweight , but my doctors say i m healthy. i m a lesbian.

hello how are you today
i am doing well ! just playing some video games ! i play video games a lot .
video games are fun ! especially on the weekends
i agree . what do you do for a living ? i decorate cakes .
i am a college student in michigan i want to be in a broadway musical
maybe i will bring you one of my decorated cakes ! do you like cake ?
i do like cake . i really like coffee cake . i work at starbucks part time
all cakes are good . except licorice cake . its gross
i have never had one of those before
have you ever had licorice candy ?
yes i have both red and black
so imagine the candy licorice flavor but in cake or icing form .
oh that does not sound good at all . what shows do you like to watch
i enjoy game of thrones , supernatural , the walking dead . you ?
i love dancing with the stars . anything with dancing and broadway tunes
i brought a stray cat home yesterday evening . cats are so cute , i love them


my father has a very prestigious job. my favorite band is iron maiden. i enjoy making 3d models for video games and animations. i am a lover of italian food.

hello how are you today
i am doing well , just watching a movie . how about you ?
what movie ? listening to folk music
a horror movie . i am more of a rock person .
cool , what did you do in your spare time
mostly video games . how about you ?
i run and try do physical activities since i serve in the navy
that is amazing ! how long have you been serving
7 years to be exact it has been a great and challenging experience
i can only imagine . no one in my family has served .
there is other ways to serve by helping someone less fortunate than you
of course . my family company partners with a lot of nonprofits to support them
that is great to hear there is so much we can do on our own soil
i definitely agree . food , housing , financial support .
what is your favorite rock band
iron maiden . definitely my favorite .


i like to make cakes. my favorite music is country. i have a new job. i like the internet. i am a vegetarian.

hello , how are you doing today ?
hi my name is carl and i like country music .
my name is anna and i have a dog . do you ?
no pets but i am learning to use the internet .
i like to help people , especially my neighbors in my busy community .
i am newly employed at ccs cakes
sounds yummy ! i love cake but get it from a farmers market stand .
i do not eat meat do you ?
no , i do not . my grandchildren do , though .
interesting my grandchildren do too .
i love to go for walks with them and my dog .
what is your favorite sport ?
i like to kayak at the waterfront .
i really like college football .


i married my high school sweetheart. i am a nurse. i was an army brat. i surf often. i am a great baker.

hi ! how are you doing ?
mmm . mmm . can you smell that ? delicious !
is it my coffee at starbucks ? because i love it !
that too ! its also my german chocolate bundt cake in the oven
sounds amazing . i will trade you a rose from my beautiful garden for a slice
sounds like a deal . oh , its ready !
i think even my cat pickles would want a slice of your cake
ready ? oop , here you go ! tell me , is it as good as it smells ?
it is ! even my parents should try it . random fact , they actually met at woodstock
fantastic that is pretty amazing ! i met my hubby back in high school
aw that is nice . i am not in a relationship right now , in college i just focused on swimming
enjoy the single life ! speaking of swimming , ever been surfing ?
just me and my cat here ! no i have not been surfing , have you ?
i go every morning . would be more than willing to teach you sometime !
cool thanks ! i would teach you swimming but you already know how haha
haha well take some of this home with you ! i cannot share food with my patients


i live in the suburbs of a major city. i graduated college for secondary english education. i have three children. i am a teacher.

hi there how are you ?
good what are you up to today ?
watching football , i love it .
yeah not my thing . not so much time for watching sports .
my friends do so at least i am not alone .
grading papers takes up lots of it and three kids ! you work ?
no , i just live and breathe football , it is all i know .
loads of people love football . to each his own .
yeah , i guess . what do you do for fun ?
why do you love football ? i paint .
i am sure i enjoy it as much as you enjoy painting .
oh for sure . we love what we love .
i love waffles , they are the best .
waffles with vermont maple syrup


i own a custom upholstery shop. i am a mother. i live by a lake. i love my grandchildren.

hello , how is your day ?
good my grandchildren are visiting today
oh that is wonderful ! me and my family just came back from a camping trip yesterday .
lol , i live by lake winnemuckchatah so when the kids visit its pretty much like camping
that sounds so lovely . i have two beautiful boys who love the outdoors .
better they play outdoors than get into trouble . do you work ?
yes , i am a journalist .
that sounds very important . i am an antique refurbisher .
oh that is very unique . what types of things do you refurbish ?
my workers re upholster old couches and chairs . too old to do it myself anymore
ah , what do you do for fun ?
i love to spend time by the water fishing with my grandkids . you ?


i also enjoy reading novels by female authors and exploring new areas. i often spend my free time engaging in activism work with friends and family. i work as a legal assistant in a law firm that basically only handles real estate work. i enjoy this type of activist work , as my job is not very personally fulfilling. i enjoying keeping up with the news and learning about political issues.

hi ! swift or katy perry ?
i pick katy perry lol
well , that is an excellent choice ! what kind of car do you drive ?
i drive a toyota camry . . . u ?
ford taurus . its a nice car . what do you do ?
i am a legal asst . for a dick boss
sorry to hear that ! i am in retail .
where are you located in ?
san fran , ca . what about you ?
i am in river side cali
what do you like to do for fun ? any hobbies ?
i like to do activist work in my free time


i just started college. i am living at home but hope to live in the dorms next year. i work part time in the campus library. i have 3 science classes.

hello hows your day going ?
i am great ! i am a freshman in college , and its so exciting !
so great i just graduated
what did you study ? i am focusing more on science .
business management i just finished
do you have a job yet ?
no i am playing basketball overseas for now
overseas ? i am just hoping i can get into the dorms soon !
yes it should not be hard
that would make it easier to pick up more hours working in the library .
that is great i recently got knee surgery
did you get hurt playing basketball ? i hope it heals quick


as long as i have a cup of coffee in my hand i am a happy person. i listen to pink when i am painting. my wife makes the best pasta. it takes me an hour to drive to work in the morning.

hey whats up ? how are you ?
hey i am good , just eating pasta my wife cooked , it is the best , you ?
your wife makes a good pasta ? making me hungry
she does ! and coffee which makes me super happy .
i am about to crack open a cold one and work on my truck . you drive ?
are you with the boys right now ? i do , long commute to work every morning .
yeah we will get up later on i have to get my pregame on . where ya at ?
i live in new york , i paint houses !
i do too ! i used to anyway . paint houses i mean
it is a tough job but someone has to do it .
yeah but sometimes people do not appreciate the work you do . personal opinion
oh for sure , what else do you do ?
i am all about my truck . its all i do . kind of boring . you ?
i just paint and hang out with the wife honestly , watch sports too .
you have a wife ? is she hot ?
come find out yourself we can have a few beers !


i have one sister. i love dogs , especially labradors. i work in the pharmaceutical industry. i was born in san francisco. i am traveling to paris this year for my vacation.

hi ! my names tom , whats yours ?
robyn . i sell viagra and have a dog named ciales . just kidding . ll .
haha i am from east asia but i love italian food
my only sister makes the best calzones . she has a labradors named ciales . true statement .
that sounds yummy ! pizzas my favorite too
i am going to paris soon . any suggestions of what to do there ?
try all the food ! i would , but i actually have to watch what i eat
i know what you mean . i am born and raise in san francisco .
cool i would like to visit there sometime
c amon down . i will introduce you to my sister and her dog ciales . ll .
does your dog like pizza too ?
i love dogs but do not have one . san francisco has the best healthy pizza though .
sorry i meant your sisters dog ! that would be great to try healthy pizza
my sister ai not too bad either . her name is mettle jean . you married ?
no i am not . but if i do i would get married in italy
wow ! a destination wedding . if you have in it paris my sister could come . ll .


i have never been employed. i like video games. i am diabetic. my mother worked for apple. my favorite genre of music is rock.

hi how are you doing ?
hi , i am great . please tell me more about yourself ?
i am a youtube beauty guru
cool , i have never worked , but i love video games .
so do you go to school ?
yes , i do , i am a student and i really love to listen to rock music .
do you have any pets ?
yap , i have a cat named lil uzi vert . you ?
i have two dogs and a cat
cool . guess what ? my mom worked for steve jobs !
what did she do there ?
she mostly took notes from his meetings .


i am the youngest of five. i live in the city of grand rapids , michigan. i work at the hospital as a nurse. i am allergic to bees. i have pink hair.

hi . do you like photography at all its one of my hobbies !
i respect the art , but do no partake in photography . i like to take care of people .
that is good . i like to spend a lot of money on my hobbies .
as most do . i do like to dye my hair alot its pink right now !
that is different . what do you do for work ?
i am a nurse at a hospital . i like helping others .
do you wake up early ? i hate waking up early !
me too ! i hate mornings . i usually work overnight .
does it rain alot where you live . i like listening to rain .
yea , a good bit . i live in grand rapids , michigan .
i like the smell of candles in the house . i use them often instead of lights .
i love candles as well , but fear leaving them unattended .
yes , i get nervous about that as well . they all go out overnight though !
that is good . are you allergic to anything ?


i like football. my friends like watching it to. its great fun. we watch the games together. we drink beer and eat food.

hello . i made pancakes for breakfast , what are you having ?
pancakes sound delicious ! i just had some fruit .
i love dried fruit , i take it hiking with me .
that is fun . i love watching football with my friends .
my new girlfriend does too , who is your favorite team ?
the patriots . we all find it to be great fun to watch the games together .
browns country here , that is why my friends and i prefer to hike , lol
cool . i have actually visited there once .
cleveland is a great city .
it was an interesting place to visit . i did have some fun there .
there is a great restaurant on ontario street . the best pancakes !
i wish i had known about it back then .
only a few blocks from the browns stadium
that is good to know if i ever get back out there .


i want to own a house on a beach. my parents both are school teachers. watching nascar races is a great way to spend a sunday for me. i love eating at mcdonalds.

hi there . how are you doing today ?
i am doing well yourself
i am doing ok . what do you like to do ?
i watch nascar races on sundays
i like to go outside and listen to my neighbors argue . it is my entertainment .
must be interesting to hear them fight
yes , better then watching tv dramas
i am gonna go grab a big mac in a short while . i love mcdonalds
i am thinking about getting a dog , but it is a big responsibility .
my dad teaches high school and my mom teaches the 4th grade .
my mom is a make up artist at a salon .
that is awesome ! ! not much into make up . i want to own a beach house
i love make up , clothes , jewelry , and purses . people think i am shallow and i think so too .
yeah i am a guy that is not my thing .


i have black hair. i am 21 years old. i enjoy the outdoors. i am a cheerleader. i live on a ranch.

hi how are you today
i am well . thank you . how are you ?
i am doing great ! eating pepperoni pizza my favorite and grading tests
i love pizza . however , i live out on a ranch and cannot always get it .
a ranch sounds like a nice place to live
it is . i love the outdoors . i enjoy cheer leading and riding horses .
i like horses they are beautiful ! do you like sweet tea ?
yes , i do . my grandmother makes the best sweet tea !
i drink it nonstop its my favorite
me too ! i am only 21 , so it is better than drinking some other things .
yes it is . do you work
i work a part time job , and i am going to college .
that is great i teach at a elementary first grade level
you must be a great teacher !
thanks well i have to go finish grading tests . nice talking to you
same to you . have a great day !


i work at a daycare. i ve been in a relationship for 2 years. i am a college student. my dad is a dentist and my mom is a teacher. my major is in business administration.

good morning , am fed up of my brother
hello , it is night here lol but why is that ?
he ever picks on me and beats me for any mess around
well that is not good . i see messes all day long at the day care .
he kicks me and does not want me to tell my mother
well maybe your mom should know .
am scared if i tell her and he knows he promised to kill me
oh , i would maybe just stay out of his way then .
when i hide in my room he comes for me
well hopefully he will stop .
am really feeling bad and do not know how to get out of it
i would just tell your mom or dad , that is what i would do .
he is in college and am in a kindergarten so i fear him so much
that is quite an age difference .


i go to bed pretty late. my passion is in programming. my best friend is gay. i am in school to be a computer engineer. one day i hope to own my own company.

hi how are you this evening ?
pretty good . getting ready to do some computer work . you ?
good , fun fact did you know there are over 300 languages ?
can not say i know that . any other fun facts ?
i am sort of a genius and i know all the languages .
wow , impressive . i love computer programming . are you in school ?
no , i never went . i do own a mansion though .
so you have money ? i want to own my own business one day .
i do , but i do not live in the mansion . do you have a family ?
no , i am in school for computer engineering . where do you live ?
i live in florida , i do not have family either i never knew my parents
did they die ? i stay up really late if you want to talk .
i am not sure they gave me up at birth , that is a sweet offer .
oh , you were adopted . i am a good listener . my bff is gay .


i work for the discovery channel creating videos. i have no technological skills. i am a savage. i am stuck in the past due to remoteness. i love the outdoors.

hi how are you today ?
how are you doing tonight
pretty good how about you
good just watching fifty shades darker
i have kids so yuck
lol i have kids to
whats your favorite color besides grey ?
i love pink and baby blue
orange is my favorite one yeah
i hate organ lol what do u do for fun
i watch baseball mostly yeah
i love football more then baseball


i have a collection of video games. i have a very tone body. my wife and i enjoy long sunday drives. my son is a straight a student.

hello there , how are you ?
i am doing well !
so good to hear . tell me about things you like to do
i just took a drive with my wife , which i enjoy . how about you ?
oh that sounds lovely . i wish i had learned how to drive and had a wife
fortunately , i got into great shape and that helped . what do you enjoy ?
i am a book worm , i go through books like i do socks
oh , my son is as well , and he makes straight as in school .
you must be very proud of him . any other kids ?
just a son . what about you ?
no i do not have any kids , but maybe someday
i am going to play video games later . what about you ?
well i do enjoy scratching my nose for fun , since i cannot hear it gives me comfort
oh , i am sorry to hear that . may i ask how that happened ?
i was born deaf , but have some peripheral sound recognition
i hope that you are still able to live a full life .


i have made over 90 , 000 on trifecta bets alone this year. i haven t been on a date since high school. i hope one day to own a stable of at least 10 race horses. i am trying to open my own teaching program for horse racing. i am a professional horse racing handicapper.

hi there ! how is it going ?
i am ok considering i am in a dry spell in the dating scene . since high school
ya . most people get scared off by my 10 alpacas
how funny ! i eventually want to have a stable with a minimum of 10 race horses .
but can you race on more than one at a time ?
my resume says professional horse racing handicapper , but i really want to teach it .
do teach people in wheelchairs to race against horses ?
no , but i can teach you to trifecta bet ! i made 90 , 000 this year alone !
i believe you should leave making money to the mints . pretty sure that is illegal
as they say , you do you boo .
i do boo . but only close to halloween
perfecting timing , do not you think ?
boo ! got you what time is lunch ?
it is after 3 here . after i pick up my kid , i will eat . you ?
you are going to eat me ?
i was thinking about chicken salad .


the future scares me. my mom stays at home. my adopted dad works at hp. i have six siblings. i was adopted when i was a baby.

what kind of activities do you enjoy ?
i play with my brothers and sisters in the forest a lot . we do not have much .
lately business has been slow in my job bartending . its made things tight .
i know what that is like . wish i had been adopted by rich people .
i miss being in the marines .
i might join , what is it like ? i do not want a desk job like my dad .
it was a lot of work . now when i am bored i like to read books .
read any steven king ? my mom does not work and reads a lot too .
i love stephen king . what kind of food do you like ?
not too picky on food , hp does not pay my dad enough for fancy gourmet .
i stopped eating meat . its been an adjustment .
we do not always get meat either . too expensive for six kids . pasta is cheap .
six kids wow ! a vegetarian lifestyle certainly is less expensive .
we grow our own so it is even cheaper . i do not know what the future brings .
nor do i . hopefully the bartending will pick up again soon .
does the future scare you ?


i work graveyard in a hotel. i am saving for college. my favorite actor is robert denaro. i love the snow. i like to surf every chance i get.

hey , how are you ? i just got back from a long bike ride .
whered u go ?
down near the farms . ll . i have a long beard and look like them amish !
lol
do you like the cowboys ? dude , i sure do .
the football team ?
yeah . i love football . my dog is about the size of one ! ll
yorkie ?
no . a mutt .
what do you do for a living ?
i am kinda between jobs . i am a freshman in college still live with folks . you ?
i work in a vegas hotel


i hate to lose. my favorite season is spring. my father died when i was 2. i love fishing. i have blue eyes.

hi ! what do you like to do ?
fishing is what i love . but my father died in a fishing accident when i was two .
sorry to hear that ! i like festivals and music !
its ok he used to beat me and my mom . she says i have his blue eyes
blue eyes can be really pretty .
mom does not think so . . . she beats me now every day . i hate always losing . . .
do not be so negative ! i just started working online , you can get enough to move out !
yeah hopefully , spring will be here soon and i will be eighteen , its my new favorite season .
it wo not be spring for a while over here .
does anyone abuse you , my mother broke my are yesterday because i coughed loud
i do not have any abusive relationships , no . i would call the police if i were you .
oh no she is coming , she going to beat me again help !
where do you live ? send me your address !
97 important person lane , in idontknow , wisconsin 89740
i will call someone who can help you !
i hope that is is the ghostbusters they ask to call when you need help .


i love shoes. i like to dance. i like to shop. i like pizza. i like burritos.

hello , what are you up to ?
not a lot , looking for food , and yourself ?
same , thinking of ordering a pizza . wish i could get sushi !
i think pizza is a great choice . or maybe burritos !
i like those , too , but pizza is better ! ;
of course ! what do you like to do in your free time ?
i create outdoor sculptures for gardens . you ?
i like to go to the mall , and dancing is my favorite exercise !
i love dancing to ween when i am not sculpting .
all this talk is making me hungry . whats you favorite kind of pizza ?
i love four cheese , haha . do you like sushi , too ?
not a huge fan , the look of it kind of scares me .
give it a chance one day . they have vegetable rolls .
i might have to .
do you make any kind of artwork ?
if you consider , shoes and outfits art work then yes !


i use red lipstick. i like to wear red. i like to wear red shoes also. i wear a red purse. i drive a red car.

hello how are you doing today
i love the color red .
cool i am an artist and i draw a lot .
and can you draw people ?
yes i love game of thrones i draw them a lot
i like to wear purses .
i recent got a cat to walk with me for exercise
not a huge game of thrones fan . i only watch a handful of shows though .
everyone stops and stares at my cat on a leash lol .
how did that go ? the cat ?
it was awesome my cat is huge .
need a special outfit for it as well .


i am a female. my favorite singer is kid rock. my favorite color is purple. i love to swim , and began at a young age. i have a master s degree.

hi how are you today
i am great . i just got done swimming .
but it is raining out
i have an indoor pool
wow i am jealous of that
yeah , i just like to swim a lot .
that does sound nice i breed cats
what does that entail ? i have never heard of it .
i breed them for show and events
i have never been to a show
it can be pretty pretentious
what do you mean by that
the cat owners and the events
are they catty lol get it


i have a friend named james who secretly rules the world. i ve never done drugs because i don t know where to buy them. ke ha is my favorite singer of all time. i love living in texas. pudding makes me gassy.

hi there . i am nurse kelly . what are you doing ?
hey nurse kelly struggling with gas , so bloated
i have just the thing . take a hot bath and drink some milk .
okay pudding makes me really gassy , thanks !
my four sisters used to make me eat pudding . i hated it .
really i love it , but cant eat it . i cant have any diary
here in grand rapids , michigan we love our dairy . no honey though , no way .
i love honey , you and i like different stiff
bees could kill me , i stay away from all of it . do you work ?
really are you allergic ?
very much so . my four older sisters are too . are you ?
no not at all i love bees , what music you like
i like psychedelic rock music . what about you ?
cool more like pop , i love some ke ha
that is cool too . some of the kids at my hospital like her too .
yeah she is a good artist


i have 3 cats. i enjoy swimming. i like tacos. my favorite color is orange.

hey how are you doing ?
i am doing ok , how about you ?
great thanks for asking , are u married ?
yes i am , my wife and i have 3 pets but no children
my wife and i have a girl
i am not sure if we want kids yet , we are still pretty young
oh cool how old are you all
we are both in our early 20s , how about you ?
i am in my early 30s , what you do for living
right now i am working as a truck driver
cool , i am a marketer , i love it . i bet you travel everywhere huh ?
yea , i get to see all sorts of things on the road
wow sound interesting , how long you been driving
this is only my second year
o okay cool , you like it ?
yea , one of my favorite things to do is visit mexican restaurants wherever i go


i have horrible allergies. i still love my cat despite all this. i can t stand clutter or dust. when i shower my skin is nearly red from how hard i scrub.

hey there how are you doing today ?
i am doing great except for the allergies
yea it is that season , want anything from kfc or burger king ?
no . i need a claritin
grab you some , do you meditate ?
no i sneeze a lot
i need to stop eating it before skydiving smh
why are you going skydiving
i like bands , the 1 i like is the queens of stone age .
i like soft music . my ears can not do hard music .
because it is fun duh lol i won the olympics before also .
what did you win at
i actually need medication too so i get you
i need it for everything
skydiving , look me up i need to not get any more fast food .
fast food is pretty bad


my hobby creating houses out of matches. i live alone with my dog. i have an iq of 250. i wish i had money to travel. my parents died in a plane crash.

how is it going with you ?
good i am creating a house out of matches
a house of matches ? do not put it near a flame
i know about flames my parents died in flames when the plane crashed
yea , my dad died too . he used to take me fishing .
i am sorry to hear that he dies
it happens . i started running to cope . i was the best in my state
that is good want to run sometime with me
sure , but i am a bit out of shape . i eat ice cream every day now
wow that can not be good
i just float along with the river life .
that sounds like a fun hobby
i takes me where it does . what do you do ?
i would like to have money to travel but i am poor


i just started the tenth grade and my concentration is in science. i have braces. i live in america in the state of florida. my family has three dogs and my dog is named maddie. i am fifteen years old.

how are you doing today
hi i am doing ok my braces hurt . how are you
when did you get braces
i just got them i just turned 15 so it was the right time
do you like art at all
i do but i love science that is my main focus
i like science as well
i want to go to florida state and get a degree in biology
what will you do after that
i might go to vet school i love animals even have 3 dogs maddie is mine
you seem to like animals a lot
yeah i do . do you have any pets
no . i have a cockroach that lives under my sink .
have you tried anything to get rid of him


i enjoy playing computer games. i love when my pets visit me in bed. i am confined to my bed. i am glad that i work from home. i spend a good deal of time on social media.

hello how are you doing tonight
i am good thanks for asking
so do you have any hobbies
i love playing video games
so do i , but i like playing gold the most
do you have any hobbies ?
yes , i like to to the shooting range , i president of a gun club
what do you do for a living ?
i am a construction worker
what city are you from ?
i am from california , and you
i am in cali as well
that is nice , i am in los angeles , been here for years
i am in riverside right now
ok . i also work in a charity salvation army , , and always donatinmy old cloth
yeah i always donate my stuff too


i was accepted to participate. my shyness made me panick and i did not show up. anyways i decided to give it a try and participated in an audition for a talent show. until recently i have never been able to sing in front of anyone.

hi , i am michael . how are you ?
am fine and am zitah
hi zitah plans for the weekend ?
yes going out to shop for things i need through the week
that sounds great . i have got to work this weekend . at scrubway !
fine . what do you do there ?
i make sandwiches but mostly just jam out to country music .
i love sandwiches and country music too
any other hobbies ? i really enjoy video games .
my other hobbies are watching wrestling and skating on ice
i love ice skating . anything to live life to the fullest .
also me and what is your stand about praying and church activities


my favorite band is radiohead. i am a woman. we have two dogs small dogs. i own my own small marketing consulting agency. i am married to my wonderful husband.

hi how are you this evening ?
great how was your day ? fine i hope .
yes it was thank you , i volunteered today at the humane society .
i have been married to my awesome husband for 10 years .
that is fantastic ! i have a twin brother , and we share an apartment .
fabulous more people need to volunteer .
i fully agree . do you have any hobbies ?
i am the president of a little marketing consulting agency .
that sounds very interesting . i am in an indie band , i play the drums .
i have two baby dog and i love to listen to radiohead band .
i love dogs ! i have always wanted to do something extreme like sky dive .
i truly love being an independent woman .
that is awesome independance is the best !
yes it is i want to go scuba diving one day .


i enjoy golfing. i work for a large law firm. i love my work and just got promoted. i listen to classical music. i am married with three kids.

who is your favorite princess mine is ariel
i like cinderella the best
that is good and i am a senior in high school what about you
i am a partner at my law firm
that is an interesting job
yeah i worked really hard to get here
do you like to dance i love it
no but my daughters do
i do dance competitively on a dance team
that is cool do you like to play golf
no but i would love to learn
its a really relaxing game
what is your favorite kind of movie mine are disney movies they make you feel young
i like thrillers and action movies


i eat out more than three times a week. i believe the rich should not be taxed as much. i look down on people who did not. i went to an elite ivy league school. i work in finance.

hi ! how are you ?
hi ! doing great ! looking restaurant options for tonight . i have been everywhere pretty much .
fun ! i love cooking at home with my daughter
i prefer restaurants most of the time . i can afford it , working in finance .
i sell paper products . its a great job . i just prefer my cooking to restaurants
i like expensive restaurants one of the perks of graduating from ivy league
i am picky about proper technique when it comes to food
what do you think about taxing rich people more ? that is horrible !
i do not know . i have an accountant to deal with my taxes
i cannot believe we always have to make it easier for those poor people !
i do not think poor people have it easy
they do not want to study or get good jobs and then we have to cut their taxes .


i love country. i enjoy reading. i am going back to school. i am a vegan. i love animals.

good morning ! just accomplished reading my 300 page book this morning , how are you ?
oh wow ! ! i also enjoy reading ! ! what are you reading ?
the game of thrones series , what about you ?
heading back to school to be a vet , my love for animals , so reading text books
awe , that is great to hear , i have read several dog and horse books recently so cute !
yeah , animals are cute . i became vegan because of it .
i am a vegetarian ! how cool ! hooray for the animal kingdom !
i know right ! ! i am so into it ! ! i am also fan of country music .
country music is awesome , heard some on the walking dead last night .
that is awesome ! ! i do not have cable so i do not watch many awesome shows
well , its probably a good thing , what does tv benefit us anyway ? ?
i know that is why i do not own any cable ,


when i m not touring with the band , i like to garden. one day i would really like to skydive. i m a drummer in an indie band. i volunteer at the local humane society. my twin brother and i share an apartment.

life on the farm is kinda laid back , where i live !
hi . i grow vegetables . do you need any ?
buy them at the store or grow them on my land , no , thank you .
can i skydive and land on your farm ?
as long as you do not land on my eighteen wheeler ! i need it
no worries . can i bring my twin brother ? he lives with me .
only if you two like rap . i love it , tho i have a bushy beard !
maybe this weekend since i am not volunteering at the animal shelter .
i did that soon after i graduated from high school . you must like animals .
i do . i am in a band . maybe you can rap for me ?
i just enjoy listening to it . i got a wrong sounding voice for singing .
oh well . you can always play the tambourine .
what do you play in the band ? or are you the lead singer ?
i play guitar and lead vocals .
i was a rocker before i finished high school . now i listen mostly to rap .
that is awesome . we should hang sometime .


i live in north dakota. i work as a waitress. i ride a bike. i like to draw. i have 5 brothers and sisters.

hi how are you today ?
i doing just fine thank you , the weather is very nice here .
oh that is really cool . what do you do for fun ?
well there is beautiful scenery here , so i often go out and draw landscapes . you ?
oh me too , i am a jack of all trades type of guy .
swell ! maybe i have seen you down at the diner where i work ?
i do not think so , i am not very sociable to be honest .
that is unfortunate , do you come from a large family ?
yeah , always trying to make sure i do not let them down .
me too ! i have 3 older brothers and 2 younger sisters . you would like them !
that cool . do you like candy ?
i sure do , every sunday i ride my bike down to the candy store and spend 20


i volunteer at the local humane society. when i am not touring with the band , i like to garden. one day i would really like to skydive. i am a drummer in an indie band. my twin brother and i share an apartment.

i am a barbie girl , living in a barbie world . being plastic , is fantastic .
really ! i am a drummer in an indie called barbie !
awesome ! i am nancy , i collect any and all things barbie !
i am fred and i love to garden when i am not touring
i love gardening . i am working on a barbie topiary .
my twin and me live in an apartment so i can only garden at moms
i bet that lends a lot of confusion among people .
only when i volunteer at the humane society . a topiary of a dog would be great there
www . that it would . dogs are the best .
they sure are ! if i ever skydive i will love to take my dog with me
the military kps skydive with their handlers , they are so cute with their goggles .
oh ! i had no idea . i bet they are cute with goggles
they sure are . they even wear helmets when they jump .
who knew dogs skydived ?


i have 3 ferrari cars in my garage. i do not like acting. my father was a famous actor. i have 3 ex wives. i do not like kids.

hello . how are you ? i just put my five kids to bed .
i am ok . that is too many kids . i am not a fan of kids .
what do you like ? i like listen to all kind of music , draw , and crafts
i like driving my cars , i have three ferrari .
wow , very impressive . i also like watching movies . do you like movies ?
no , my dad was a pretty big actor , he was not nice . i hate acting .
i see . do you race in your cars ?
i sometimes race away from my three exes in them . haha
ll ! ! i bet they are those crazy kind of exes too .
yeah they all wanted to have kids . i have to get out when i could .
you have to know what they wanted before dating them . psycho !
they just wanted my for my cars and money . they were the psycho ones .


i sing karaoke every thursday night. my sister is a published author. i vacation in florida every winter. i was a champion downhill skier in college.

hello , how are you doing today ?
wonderful , and how are you ?
not too good , just got home from my parents house .
well , whats wrong ? seeing family should uplift you .
i love them , but hate keeping secrets from them . i am gay and they do not know .
oh . . . my sister is gay not openly closet because of her career as an author .
its sad when we have to hide ourselves . i am a welder because it was manly .
yeah she hates it , the family vacations every winter in florida but she never comes .
would your parents be angry with her ?
she feels like they are angry but i think they would appease gradually .
i feel like i would be disowned , by my dad at the least .
really ? do you do anything to assist you with coming out ?
i have tried bringing it up before , but something always gets in the way .
i help my sister by taking her to karaoke on thursdays to overcome her fears .


i love watching old movies. i have two adopted kids. i am a yoga instructor. i hope to visit quebec , canada someday.

hi ! how are you today ?
hello . how are you doing today ? i am well .
great ! i am having a relaxing day while my dad is at work
cool . i am watching some old movies today .
i am listening to some country music while working on puzzles
awesome . you like country music huh ?
i do ! sam hunts new song is currently my jam
i play country music for my yoga class .
i enjoy yoga ! i am not the best , but attempt it
do you have any other hobbies ?
i am a fiction writer . not a published one , but hopefully one day !
awesome . i love fiction . that is great .


i once saw the easter bunny hiding behind my closet door. i love watching game of thrones. i don t like the song sweet home alabama. i grew up in alabama.

hello , do you like flowers or plants ?
hey , yes . i lived in alabama since a kid , full of pretty flowers
that is good , i am from oklahoma where there are lots of birds
i do not love sweet home alabama song though hehe ! do you watch tv ?
i am currently living in chicago , so yes , i do now
i like game of thrones so badly !
i mostly watch the news and scandal
hehe ohhh . . . . . fun ! did you have any crazy experience as a kid ? ? ?
yes , one time i almost died trying to swim with an alligator
i saw the easter bunny hiding behind my closet when i was a kid . . . . .
did you ever try to see who the easter bunny was ?
wow , i am in australia . . full of crocodiles
do you enjoy a lot of crocodiles , do you have one as a pet ?
no . . . i was terrified to look . . what is your name ?
my name is jessica and i love reptiles
nah , i am not crazy ! just dogs


i write short films. i am a lesbian. my father recently had a heart attack. i play the guitar.

hello , how are you doing today ?
well , how are you today ?
i am doing very well just finished unpacking
oh , did you just move ?
yes , this must be the 40th time we have moved . so tell me about yourself .
well , i write scripts for short films and am learning to play guitar .
nice . interesting people stray into my life . i collect them like crazy cat ladies collect cats .
tell me something interesting about yourself .
well , i am tall 6 foot . i have a high iq . recently i dyed my hair .
cool . did you do any crazy color ?
yes . i dyed my hair purple . do you have a family ?
yes , i have my dad . he just suffered a heart attack recently .
wow , i am sorry to hear that any kids ?
no , my girlfriend and i have been thinking of adoption though . you ?
i have a son but he does not really look like me though . o
weird . why do you think he does not look like you ?


i work as a waitress. i live in north dakota. i like to draw. i ride a bike. i have 5 brothers and sisters.

hi , i like pizza . whats your favorite food ?
hello , anything that i do not have to cook or serve to someone . i am a waitress .
cool . . . whats your favorite season , mine is winter .
mine is summer , i am in north dakota and hate the amount of snow we get .
i would love it , except i cannot drive my van in much snow .
i prefer the beach . sun and surf is for me .
nice . i enjoy it too but not that much .
its not for everyone , especially when you see all of the hurricane footage .
absolutely i only need a lil rainfall to drift off to sleep
i love listening to the sound of the waves
yes its very peaceful and soothing
it truly is . do you like to surf ?
it looks like fun but i would suck
i am not that good at it either , mainly i draw surfers .


i am in 3rd grade. i like to play soccer , draw and read asterix. i am a french girl , but i moved to the us last year. i live with my parents and my little brother. i don t have too many friends in the us yet , but i am going to summer camp and i hope to make friends then ! i also think that i may make friends as soccer in the fall.

i have prepared a superb meal using vegetables from my garden .
i am only in grade 3 , i do not like vegetables !
that is too bad . would you like a music lesson instead ? the guitar perhaps ?
i would love that , maybe some soccer too ?
i can play many things but sports are not my specialty . how about the banjo ?
i can try , but i speak french and english is that okay ?
that is wonderful ! i have traveled to many french provinces so i know a few words .
me and my parents and brother moved here !
france ? it is lovely there . can you say look at my mandolin in french ?
it is too hard for me , what are you up to ?
cooking up a feast . you and your family are invited .
what are you cooking ? good i hope we can draw at the dinner table !
a lot of broccoli that i grew myself that are like little trees .
i love planting trees and reading .
you sound like a very smart kid . did you know that cashews come from a fruit ?
i did not but now i know , i will tell my class .


black coffee is my addiction. my husband died last year. i am 77 years old. my family gets together every saturday. my favorite hobby is gardening.

hi how are you doing
hi i am doing great how are you ?
i am good just taking care of my three year old
cherish those days they will be gone before you know it .
i know time flies too fast
yes they do i just lost my husband of 55 years last march
oh no i am so sorry for your loss
he was a year older than me 76 years old so it was his time
yeah its still hard though
yes it is but i see my family once a week on saturdays so i have support
that is so sweet i hope i have family traditions like that
family traditions are the best !
they really are i wish i could be home more with my kid
aw what do you do for a living
i work in finance my husband stays at home
that can be stressful


i spend an hour getting ready in the morning. when i shower my skin is nearly red from how hard i scrub. i have horrible allergies. i cannot stand clutter or dust. i still love my cat despite all this.

hey hows it going . hope youre happy
hey . i would be happy if my allergies did not feel this bad today . how about you ?
i am not the most talkative person
well that may be a bit hard for you in social situations
i know it is tough that i like basketball too
i would like to play but i cannot stand getting sweat . and i cannot stand dust . . .
you are just like me middle aged woman
i love my cat . do you have a pet ?
yes . i have a horse . just like the rest of my family
ah that is good . so you ride ?
yea . but i prefer to watch
that is ok as well . i do not think i could even try .


i listen to blues and jazz. i collect single malt scotch. during the week i go to college to become a lawyer. i live in a tiny house to save money.

hello , how are things today ?
hello , i have been better , but i cannot complain i suppose . hows life treating you ?
if you are down maybe i can cheer you up . i am a bit of a clown
i am down like a frown , charlie brown
well , i am the clown to turn your frown upside down .
perfect ! would you like a scotch ? i am about to pour myself another .
i do not drink . i gave it up to support an alcoholic friend in recovery .
bully for you ! he did not get a dwi did he ? i am studying law
nope , but i may have other legal troubles you could help with .
please elaborate , i would love to help a clown in need
i was dancing on a table at a restaurant might have broken some tables .
did the establishment pursue legal action , or simply ask you to pay ?
they are threatening legal action but people have been dancing on those tables forever
are you self employed ? what do you think the damages amount to ?


i watch a lot of tv. my favorite food is a cheeseburger. i enjoy fishing. i live alone. i work on cars for a living.

good morning , how are you today ?
hey names chet and i watch so much tv its like my life
do you ever watch jeopardy ? my episode aired last week .
i do when there is nothing else on tv . i also eat a lot cheeseburger . my fave
cheeseburgers are delicious ! do you have any hobbies ?
i like to fish on the weekends . some days i do not catch anything
i am a terrible fisherwoman , i prefer to work on my cars on the weekend .
i do not live with anyone , and as a career i work on cars
i restore cars on the weekends , but during the week i teach pottery classes .
yeah that is awesome to do .
i like having room work . my last place was tiny , it was a storage bin .
yeah small places makes me feel claustrophobic .
i was not claustrophobic before , but now i am !
i think its in the age lol
you are right on that . what else do you enjoy doing in your spare time ?
well i just end up hanging with my buddies because i am away from family


i love adventures like mountain climbing. my husband works at a telecom. but i m a frustrated driver. i am a mother of 2 daughters.

hello sunshine ! how are you my dear ?
i am wonderful and you ?
i am so , so good . i saw a new band last night !
sounds fun ! being a mom keeps me from doing fun things like that ! lol
aw but being a mom is the most rewarding job you can have !
very true and i adore both my daughters .
i wish i had known my parents , they passed when i was little
i am so sorry to hear that ! are you married ?
not yet , i fill my days with sunshine and music .
cool ! i am lucky my husband has a good job a telecom .
what else do you do with your days ?
i like anything adventurous , like hiking and mountain climbing .
i hike weekly ! mountain climbing scares me though .
we have a bit in common ! i like to travel , but driving frustrates me .
ugh , you know what bothers me ? the bus ,
yes ! some of the people on the bus are strange .


i post on reddit often. my favorite color is blue. i love to ride my bike on the weekend. i am an insurance salesman.

yo wassup ? you like anime ?
actually , i find it fascinating .
cool . i watch japanese cartoons a lot . lol . . .
me too . i am constantly using reddit .
reddit has an anime forum ? our class is going to japan . . .
i sold insurance in japan last summer .
really ? cool . i am trying to save money for our class trip .
how much does it cost to go with your class ?
i am not sure . i do have to buy a plane ticket .
do you bike ride at all . it is something i do every weekend .
bike ride ? not so much . i like anime , but reading subtitles gets old .
you have to do something besides watching anime .
lol . really ? i watch anime and save money for my trip . that is two things .
lol favorite color for you ? mine is blue .
i do not have a favorite color . blue is cool though .
you will be flying in the blue sky when you go to japan .


i am married and have five children. my birthplace is spain. i work as a veterinarian. my favorite music is hip hop. i am a vegetarian.

i am in college , how about yourself ?
i am vegetarian and how are you ?
i am good . i spend most of my time playing football with my friends .
my five kids like to check my birthplace .
oh , what does that mean ? do you have facial hair ?
it is in spain . football is big thing in spain
yes , i have heard . do you own any pets ? i own a pomeranian .
i am guessing that you like hip hop too ?
i do like hip hop . i also like riding bikes , yourself ?
oh , dang . i am a veterinarian . how old is your pomeranian ?
about a year old . his beard matches mine haha .
you should bring it over to the clinic and we ll trim it
you work at a clinic ? that is interesting work .
and we ll play some hiphop music on the background


i wish i was taller so i could reach the cookie jar. i lay awake at night so i can watch the stars. i want a porsche. i am often late for class.

hi how are you doing ?
doing good , thanks . tell me about yourself !
i am a graphic designer for a small business
excellent . i love graphic design , that is what i am studying . i am usually late for class .
what city are you from ?
i am from baltimore . where are you from ?
i am from socal inland empire
ah , california . nice . at night , i love to look at the stars .
do you have any hobbies ?
i am a big car enthusiast . i really would love to own a porsche . someday .
do you have any pets ?
no , i used to . not any more though . how about you ?
i have two dogs and a cat
wow , full house . that is really nice . do they get along ?


my mother is an immigrant from saudi arabia. i enjoy baking and cooking. i am a woman. i have a family of three daughters.

hi ! my name is nancy . how are you ?
i am great how are you ?
great but a little tired i just got back from band practice
sorry , should have introduced myself i am nasirah . i love music . what instrument do you play ?
i play drums . my friends and i have a band that plays local bars
that is wonderful . my three daughters are always out at the bars .
how old are your daughters ? do you have any pets ?
they are all in their 20s . no pets . do you have any hobbies ?
other than my band , i like to explore our area on my moped
that would be a bit scary for me i prefer baking and cooking .
ll that would make me fat ! do run a cooking blog or anything ?
actually i do i love saudi arabian cooking so i write about that .


i drive a big truck. i like to go hunting. i love country music. i like football on tv.

time to order a taco ! is it tuesday yet ?
not yet close tho . what do you like to do besides eat tacos
i am trying not to get deported . i am a dreamer .
i love watching football i am so glad its back in season
do not know much about football . soccers more my thing .
that is understandable i am a country boy its all about country music and football
my mom brought me here when i was two . she jumped the border to clean houses .
i hope you can stay here you were so young
and besides i have no other family , just mom and me .
that is sad . what do you like to do
i am on the swim team in college , and i went to spain for a semester last year .
i bet spain was fun i like to take my lifted raptor mudding and bear kane brown


i love to surf. i live near the ocean. i love watching sunsets. i hate red meat.

hey there ! how are you ? 22 y . o male here
hi there . what do you do for a living ?
not much , i am still at school . i am hoping to become an artist you ?
i love art . i am a surf bum living out in california .
awesome ! i live in ny city myself , in a small apartment with my cat 3
ah , the opposite coast ! i would love to see the sunset on the atlantic .
yeah i wish i could see your side also ! is it still hot mid september ?
its in the 70s and 80s in september ! what do you like to eat ?
i am a big vegan , my favorite meal are tofu burgers though ! you ?
i thought about going vegan . i do not eat red meat , so i might give up all meat .
you eat lobster though right ?
yeah , i love it . i love right near the ocean so its really fresh .
yeah i bet ! i thought about giving up something myself . . wine ! hehe
never ! haha . . . what else do you like to do ?


i am a nurse and work in an emergency room at a busy hospital. i am buying a house. i am single. i paddle board on my days off. i play the piano.

hi i am a high schooler and i am a wr on my football team
what is a wr ?
oh . . that is a wide recover . my iguanas name is charlie
wow that is cool
yeah do you like video games . i play alot of poker online
him more into outdoor activities .
i see . . i like watching movies too star wars especially
i am not into science fiction .
no . . do you work . i just got off of my shift at mcdonald
yeah i work in health care .
oh . . interesting . i have been to the hospital after getting hurt during football practice
wow that bums do you do water sports ?


i just graduated college. i am hoping to play basketball overseas. i recently had knee surgery. i am 7 foot tall.

hi ! i am aiden ! who are you ?
i am mike , nice to meet you .
hi mike ! do you like soccer ? i love soccer !
it is decent . i like basketball a lot !
me and my best friend , he is cayden , love soccer ! basketball is for tall people .
that is why i like it , i am seven feet tall .
wow ! how old are you ? i am seven ! i am short for now .
seven ? ! you must be in first grade then ?
my teacher says i am not smart . i cannot be in the gifted classes . i like gifts .
aww ! i like gifts too ! i got a stuffed dog after my surgery .
surgery for what ? did they cut you open ?
i have knee problems and yes ! it was scarier than college !
college ! ? you must be super smart !
smart enough that i want to play basketball in china !
wow ! you are super cool ! i read about china in school !
what did you learn about it ?