i enjoy eating vegetarian food. i listen to classic rock. i go to a local college. i watch basketball. i work at a smoothie shop.

hi ! i just finished teaching my yoga class . what are you up to ?
hi , i never had dairy and i am vegan .
do you have a favorite animal ? mine are horses . i love them !
i attend city college and play basketball . you ?
i also collect . seashells are my thing . what about you ?
hmmm . i do like mr . ed the tv star . oh , i like rock too . you sing ?
i do . do you ? do you have any pets ? i have chihuahuas . two of them .
little bit . no pets little brother . same thing . you an artist ?
yes ! do you have any kids ? i just have one , he is my only son .
i have a little girl . she is my world . i sell smoothie at work . you ?
no . a smoothie does not really sell well with yoga people .
oh okay . that explain some things . you married ?
i am . we have been married for 23 years . how about you ?
wow ! no i am not . i am not the marrying kind . you happy ?


i love to tell jokes. i am always early to everything. i volunteer in my spare time. i work in a factory.

hello how are you this evening ?
i am okay ! excited to finally relax after a long week at the factory
good you are resting . i run a boat and its a lot of work each day .
wow you must have to get up super early each day to get out there on time
yea you have to get there early to get a good catch .
sounds good to me . i am up early since i like to be early to work
do you read ? pride and prejudice by jane austen is my favorite
not really . i am more into writing
interesting what do you write ?
my own jokes hehe ! during my weekend volunteering i tell jokes to the elderly
i love running but do not find sneakers comfy , just tennis shoes .
ahh yes i agree . you need more support than that
thank you that means a lot .
i better head off to bed now . gotta wake up early tomorrow !


i recently had a private lunch with will ferrell. i am a huge fan of classical jazz. i overcame urinary cancer at age 18. i am on a low carb diet. i am trying to become a male model in hollywood.

hi how are you tonight
i am doing well . i am having a low carb snack . i am on a diet .
i try to diet , but i always get distracted by good food
i am always dieting . i am trying to become a model . i want to be famous .
i just like being athletic myself
want to know something interesting . i had lunch in hollywood with will ferrell .
that is very cool whats he like
he is very private . he only agreed to meet me privately at this jazz lounge .
that is pretty cool i hope i can come next time
do you like jazz ? i do . especially classical jazz .
yes it is great i love it
have you ever almost died ? i nearly did from urinary cancer when i was 18 .
no that is terrible i am sorry to hear that
it was scary . but i am glad i survived it . i try to live healthy now .
i do not blame you hope all goes well for you
thank you . that means a lot . i am glad you never had to deal with that .


i am a hair stylist. i live on a boat. i have my own salon. my hair is colored purple. i got married last year.

hello and what have you been up to ?
hi , i am well . how are you ?
not well at all . . . . i need a vacation . maybe italy or france
that sounds wonderful . what do you do for a living ?
project manager by trade but perfection by flawed default . . . conflict much ?
i style and cut hair . do you live in a home or an apartment ?
my home is a small house . just 3 bed and baths
i make my home on a boat . i own the salon i work at .
a boat how nice . . . . owning a salon . . . lots of work ?
yes . are you married ? i was just married last year .
yes i am married to my job . . . . . i work way too much to be married .
that is sad . what color is your hair mine is purple ?
not sad . . . just my choice . . . my hair color depends on the day of the week
that is interesting . everyone deserves love . purple is my favorite .
i get love . . . just do not live with it . . .
some people i suppose like living alone .


i work over 60 hours a week as a restaurant manager. i despise my boss. when i cut loose , i lose control. we help each other out in my family. i lived most of my life not knowing who bob marley was.

my name is maria how are you
managing a restaurant sucks . i have to put 60 hours a week . you sing ?
yeah and used be a cheer leader back in high school
i should kill my boss . you ever killed anyone ?
not outside call of duty no my husband got me into that game
you know who bob marley is ? i do .
yes i do herb for my migraines raising 2 kids is nauseating
i hate liars . what should we do with liars ?
retail therapy helps me zen from reality maybe you should try
family first is my motto . yours ?
no family first is us or we would not live in celebration florida
you ever been chased by wild dogs ? just asking .
yes it was not fun especially in heels
i wonder how it feels to pluck someone eyelids . any ideas ?


i play the guitair. my name is kevin. i enjoy working out and learning new things. i am a student in college. i am studying software development.

hi there , how are you tonight ?
not so bad , how are you ?
feeling good ! retiree with good health . what more could you ask ?
very nice ! did you just recently retire ?
a little while ago . i am glad i now get to spend time with my 8 grandkids .
that is a lot of grandkids ! what do you like doing with them ?
they definitely keep me active . always wanting me to play sports . how about you ?
i am just in college , no kids or grandkids lol
i see . long road ahead . make sure you enjoy it !
absolutely . i love learning new things so i am having a blast here
me too ! even at my age
i recently learned to play guitar . do you play any instruments ?
no , but maybe i should start up now i have the time
yes , i definitely recommend it !


i love to run. my favorite food is steak. my favorite city is new york. my wife just left me.

hi , i can help you with that cold .
i do not have a cold but my wife is leaving me
i am sorry that is not nice , you can call me bubblegum
ll . bubble gum . i love me some steak
mmm a carnivore . i like my meat rare . red the color of my hair
haha . my favorite restaurant that services steak is in new york
cool , me and my brother live in ny
cool . i may run up there this kend and go to that restaurant
if sat night and hear signing that will be me
ll awesome . i can not wait
what is the rest name ?
it is called fancy steaks
i have heard of that place . good eatin
i know it is great . what is your favorite food ?
i like the desserts bubble gum ice cream
i love desserts . cakes are awesome


i am quiet but confident. i think food trucks are awesome. i often worry about where to park when i go somewhere new. my brother raised me after our parents died.

hi ! how are you ? my name is janet i live at home , i like death metal
hi janet . i am robert . i live with my brother .
my mom works as a janitor , and i love watching cartoons .
its nice you have a mom . my parents died .
aww , i am sorry to hear that . i know that must be tough
it is , but as a result i am confident in my abilities .
that is good to know ! it is good to be confident !
indeed . quiet but confident . that is me .
anything else you like to do ?
one day i will operate a food truck . i think they are awesome .
that would be an awesome thing to do !
i worry about parking when somewhere new . ll , what about the food truck ?
no it is a great thing to have a dream and go after it !
i like your style janet .


my parents are still married. we live in a rural area. i am a woman. i have several children.

hey there , how are you today ?
hi , i am doing very well ! you ?
oh i am doing well . do you have any hobbies ?
i love to play soccer in the backyard with my kids , plus knitting
not bad , i just love cutting tress .
oh wow , that sounds like hard work
yeah , but being a lumberjack is my job
oh i see . do you cut down all types of trees ?
any type that my job requires
awesome . there are a few pesky elms in my area that i should get rid of
well i could manage that . what foods do you like ?
i am a meat and potatoes type of gal . you ?
pancakes with tons of syrup is my favorite , i eat a lot of it
that is yummy , my kids love them too


i just bought a new house with my partner. i brew my own beer. i like to make my own coffee. i am gay.

hello how are you today ?
great . drinking my home brewed coffee
i like coffee , i also like my cape .
are you a super hero or what ?
i am a dancer , what do you do ?
ah my power is being super gay
i really really like hot dogs
do you like beer ? i make my home
i would love to try it .
do you own a house ?
i pretend i do when i am a superheroes
my gay partner and i just purchased one
i am a dancer , what do you do ?
nothing you do not already know !
well , if that is all there is to life
no there is much , much more . like beer and coffee for example


i am strong. i am tall. i never eat veggies. i love to run fast.

hello , how are you this morning ?
good just back from my daily run
i used to run , i am practicing my song for the talent show .
nice i love running and yoga but hate vegetables
i do not like veggies either . i am very shy , are you an outgoing person ?
yeah my strength makes me a big help at the dog shelter
i love dogs ! do you have one ?
i have 2 dogs but i am so tall we cant all fit on couch
that is too bad , i do not have one yet .
aww everyone should have a dog
i agree , we never had one when i was a kid . not enough room .
i grew up in apartments so i understand
where do you live now ?
memphis is where the work brought me
i love memphis ! graceland is my favorite place .
i miss michigan where my grandmother raised us


i own 10 cats. my favorite jello is the blue one. i do not eat asparagus. i have long red hair. i work at home on my computer.

guess what ? i made the news ! i started the giant forest fire in california !
yikes . that seems destructive . i hope it was an accident .
nah we have too many trees on this planet .
does anyone know it was you
so far i have only told you .
that is a huge secret . why did you do it ?
oh i did announce it in on the radio in my character voice .
what is your character voice ?
i play smokey the bear
that is hilarious . smokey the bear set the fire in california ?
sure the trees disrespect my double edged knife so i showed them who is boss .
wow . that is way more interesting than my life .
so what is going on your life lately ?
i just hang out with my 10 cats eating blue jello
well that sure sounds pretty easy .
and since i work from home on my computer , i do not have to leave the house


i like to go out to the bars. i like to go to the gym and work out. i enjoy dating women. i like cooking healthy meals.

hi thought i would see who is here .
hi , how are you ? its very nice to meet you .
good finished my shift and needed to put my feet up for a bit .
me too . i cannot wait to go out this weekend .
whats your favorite band ? . . . . mine is nirvana
i love the chainsmokers . i always listen to them while i workout .
i mostly listen in the car but its out of commission needs some repairs
that stinks . i always hear the chainsmokers while i am out at the bar .
i will get if fixed soon . so what do you do ?
i am a personal trainer . i love to stay active . what about you ?
i am a waitress at a local restaurant so i guess that is active !
definitely ! i also love to cook for myself and watch my diet closely .
so we have activity and food in common . that is cool .
absolutely ! what do you like to do for fun ?
kick back in my casual duds and hang out with friends . how bout you ?
me too . i love going out with friends to local bars and listening to music .


i want to be a museum curator. my favorite band is the beastie boys. i went to new york city once. i am a painter.

hi , how are you tonight ?
i am doing good painting and listening to beastie boys . you ?
i have just finished watching an episode of i love lucy . i am good .
lucy is hilarious . i love the one where she gets toasted on the vitamin supplement .
yes , that is a good one ! do you like old comedies ?
some , i like old movies more . and art film . i want to be a curator .
art curator ? are you a professional artist ?
i am , i paint i want to do more in art . what do you do ?
i work as a yoga instructor . been doing that for years .
i did yoga for years . i need to get back into it .
what is the current painting you are working on ?
its an abstract painting of a clock .
that sounds interesting . can you tell the time on it ?
you can barely tell the numbers on it . ll .


i live in a small city. i like gardening. my children are mostly grown. i have a cat named felix and a small terrer names emmy. i like to cook.

hi , i was once a nurse . how are you ?
i am well how are you doing ?
well ! i am enjoying painting outdoors .
my cat likes painting outside
what are your hobbies ? i enjoy arm wrestling and making bagels .
i garden sometimes and go for walks
that sounds like a lovely cat . i love to garden .
yea since my kids are all grown
at least you have a cat to keep you company though
sure in my small city life
city life is not quiet as small as small town country life .
felix is what i call my cat
that is an adorable name and reminds me of the cartoon .
yeah we are old haha
i am relatively young and still loved that cartoon .
well that is very cool


i work at a retail store. i love rock climbing. my favorite movie is django unchained. i drive a honda civic. i like long walks on the beach.

hi , my name is kay , how are you ?
hi i am good what are your hobbies
i like to hike . here in colorado there are a lot of pretty spots to hike to
that sounds nice i prefer the beach
beaches are nice too . i was planning a vacation to miami before the hurricane .
yeah that was a bummer
yeah , i am still going to go down to help with cleanup when i can .
that is so nice of you
well , i have a really good job , so i can afford to go and take the time .
that is nice i work retail so not as much time
its hard when you are working in retail . i have an mba in business .
that is nice do you like rock climbing


i can also squat 400 pounds. i can benchpress 345 pounds. my country is russia. i am a olympian. i am a weight lifter.

hi , are you looking for a job ? i have a company i am hiring
i am not , sorry . i am an athlete .
u sure ? i am a great boss , i am never at work
i am sure . i am an olympic weight lifter . i need time to focus on training
have you won any medals ?
1 silver so far . the last olympics were my first event
so you must be really young still
i am . 20 years of age .
great , i have many years on you , i am married have 1 child
very nice for you . i have a girlfriend back in russia , but we are not serious
how did you meet her ?
she was the assistant to my physical therapist .


i have two brothers. i love to sleep in. i have been a vegan since i was 5. i work in a lab. i believe in love at first sight.

hey , honey , i am sorry . i want to be there but we have got 10 more gigs . . .
oh ok i plan to sleep in anyway
for the next five weeks , who will walk our dogs ?
i can get my brothers to walk them
you know i have been training for this since i was 5 , r u mad ?
no i have alot of work to do in the lab
super , if my best friend was not in the band i would think u were my best friend !
must be love at first sight
i miss you dearly deadbeat . i will be playing for you tonight not the others . . .
ok have fun i am going to eat my vegan meal
okay deadbeat i will see you in fivweeks
ok see you in five weeks
do not forget the dogs tell your brothers
ok i will remind them for sure


i like to remodel homes. i like to go shopping with my daughters. i like to go hunting. i like to shoot a bow. my favorite holiday is halloween.

hello , how are you today ?
i am great . just put shopping with my girls
that is nice , i just broke my leg today
oh wow , how did that happen ?
i was helping my dad that is a journalist for the new york times
oh ok i remodel homes for a living
that is a good job . i work from home
i wish i can work from home
my older sister mary works from home too
that is a sweet deal
yeah its pretty cool to work from here
so do you have any hobbies ?
yes , i do photography alot , i am a premature born
a www how cute . hunting and decorating are my hobbies


i work as an electrician. i hate winter. i love hamburgers.

hey there . how is it going ?
hi ! its going great . eating a delicious hamburger right now .
that sounds delicious .
it is ! i am an electrician . what do you do ?
i just became a travel agent .
amazing ! i would go anywhere that is not cold
i agree . i enjoy traveling , so the discount i get is awesome .
i can imagine ! whats your favorite place ?
hawaii ! i love the color green and it is so beautiful seeing the scenery out there .
i am actually from hawaii !
that is awesome .
i highly recommend visiting 2 islands if you ever plan to go .
which islands ? i have been to kauai and loved it .
oh awesome ! i am from oahu .


i hate popcorn. i work in a movie theater. nachos make me happy. my boyfriend is in acting school.

hello . how are you this evening ?
good , a fire alarm just went off in my building though , .
i am eating tuna fish salad
ick i hate tuna almost as much as i do popcorn .
i love it ! almost as much as gummy worms
what makes me happy , are nachos .
haha me too ! that ans sci fi area a perfect day
i see enough sci fi at work
where is it you work ?
at a movie theatre , i manage it .
that must be very interesting .
i suppose it can be .
my favorite music is rock opera .
like queen a night at the opera ?
yes and two steps from hell .
do you have a significant other ?


my favorite book is the bible. i love to travel. i am a older gentlemen. i am married.

how are you doing today ?
i am good getting ready to go to bible study
that is very good being very studious
yeah i am retired so i enjoy my church community
lucky you are done with school
what grade are you in
i am a junior but already mentally graduated
yeah i understand the feeling
plus i am beyond ready to move out
i see are you going to college
depends on if i can get enough money right now . that is one huge worry i have
do you have a part time job
sadly i do not my father will not let me get one
that is silly is he helping pay for school


i love the beatles. i m usually very shy. i like eating vegetables. i have trouble getting along with family. i allergic to peanuts.

hello there , how are you ?
i am good just having trouble with my family . you ?
that is not fun , i hope things work out
they hate that i am shy . do you have a family ?
i do have family . do you read magazines ?
not usually i listen to music my favorite is the beatles
i listen to coldplay sometimes , the song yellow
is that your favorite color ?
no , teal is . do you game ?
i do not . i bake , although i am allergic to peanuts
i really love the game halo
do you like shooting games , then ?
i love baked foods . i workout right after
i only workout sometimes but i like vegetables
yes , i do . what do you like on pizza ?
vegetable pizza is my favorite


my favorite singer is justin timberlike. i enjoy horseback riding. i am a mother to two beautiful boys. i am a full time mom.

hello there ! how are you today ?
doing great . just being a wonderful mom !
that is awsome . do they watch sesame street ?
nope . jt all day . my boys are gonna be pop stars .
i actually was one of the first test children chosen for that show . lol
nice . watch they hate me and study calculus all day . whatever . . .
what do you do for a living ?
mom . i have a horse . my husband is a businessman .
you should listen to our radio show . i play a character on there .
sure . if it sucks though i will turn it off . i am rich .
that is good for you . are you fluent in any other languages ?
no . i am rich , i do not need to be fluent . you are kinda boring .
ah . . . the words of the rich . expected that .
what you do not have any money ? they have programs for you .


i would like to open a restaurant someday. in my free time , i watch movies and sleep. i am a personal chef. my favorite color is hunter green.

hey , how are you doing ?
i am well ! how about yourself ? i am excited to get to know you !
today was great i work at this book store and its amazing !
very cool . i assume you enjoy reading ?
yes i love reading , its my only quiet time i get living in the city
sounds like you have the perfect job ! i am trying to open a restaurant .
that is cool tell me more about you
well , currently i work as a personal chef .
wow really , and my job hates my pink hair at least my girlfriend does not
i would not like your hair either . lol hunter green maybe .
lol i love my girl , my older brother not so much , its a sibling thing
haha , me and my brother are best of friends and worst of enemies . lol
yes ! its a love hate relationship , anything interesting i should know about you ?
well , i enjoy watching movies , and like sleeping even more .


i have a black lab. i am married. i love to fish. my favorite musician in charlie daniels. i am from tennessee.

hello have you ever adopted any animals ?
why yes i have . i own a lab
i have 6 dogs , all adopted .
that is cool . i enjoy fishing with my dog .
want to ear something sad , i have never gone anywhere with a girl .
you are probably just show that is not sad
its not sad that i have never dated ?
that is not sad it takes some people longer than others no shame .
thanks . do you read any ?
yes sometimes i listen to music alot
music is fun , i am quite the reader though .
i am from the south originally were are you from ?
north eastern indiana , do you believe that people get what they deserve ?
that is cool . yes in some ways i do


playing quake on slackware linux makes me happy. both my moms tell me they love me when i call them. i have three dogs and two cats. i like to use a lot of exclamation marks when i type.

hi how are you today
i am ok and yourself ?
i am doing okay enjoying my day off
that is awesome . i love to play with my pets , 3 dogs 2 cats .
i do not have any pets but love horses and sea life
yeah , my moms love when i call them . they are amazing people
that is great i have three kids so i can see that
i am 12 years old . i like to play quake using the slackware linux ! ! ! ! ! !
that sounds fun ! are you in school
i am in the 7th grade .
do you have a lot of homework ? i help my youngest a lot
yeahhhh ! ! ! ! ! my teacher does not give us a break ! ! ! ! i hate it ! ! ! !
it helps you learn the stuff a lot i guess . have you ever rode a horse
yeaaaahhh ! ! ! ! ! oooo ! ! ! i want to though . it would be fun ! ! !


i volunteer at the red cross on the weekends. i am married with 2 kids. i am a high school teacher. i do yoga three times a week.

whats your opinion on pool boys ?
ew gross , i am married and have kids i do not want to hear all that
the one next door is just so hot . i should give him a gift .
that is gross , teach kids your age in hs
teaching is a good profession . i hear voices in my head .
do you like yoga ? i do it three days a week
no , but i do like collecting toys that wear raincoats .
lol whatnot ? ? ? ? i volunteer at red cross
i have over 300 teddy bears wearing rain coats . i have travelled the world to get them .
loll i actually have two paddington bear
i have a few of those myself . if you want i will take them from you
lol no youre so creepy jeez


i spend a lot of time watching obscure foreign film on netflix. i prefer eating at home because people make me nervous. i hate social obligations because i always say the wrong thing. my dad owns a appliance store that i don t want to inherit. i like running in marathons.

hello , how are you today ?
i am pretty good ! yourself ?
i am doing well . tell me about yourself .
i enjoy running marathons and watching weird foreign films on netflix . do you have hobbies ?
yes i do . i love eating at restaurants and i love nature .
nice ! i personally hate eating out because people in general make me nervous .
really ? you have social anxiety .
yeah , i also do not enjoy social obligations . what do you like about nature ?
what is your all time favorite color ? i love the overall feel of nature .
nice ! i like black . you ?
i am a fan of blue .
blue is pretty ! what do you do for a living ?
i work full time in an office .
me too ! my dad wants me to inherit an appliance store but i do not want it .


my favorite meal is steak. i always travel alone. i only sleep 3 hours a day. i am incredibly smart. i have no parents or siblings.

whats going on with you tonight ?
the night is young and i have many tasks to ponder . whats up with you ?
just sitting here thinking how most people bother me
i relate . i prefer to be alone . me and my thoughts .
that is a good quality . . . what things do you need to get done tonight ?
i am developing a software code . it robs me of sleep most days .
i could probably do it for you
that is a generous offer . what are your qualifications ?
i like to use the computer . . . i can code
cool . thanks for the offer , but i am too proud to pass this project off
well your loss . . . . man i could go for a hershey bar
tasty . i could go for a steak .


my favorite food is meatloaf. my car is green and smells weird. my dog s name is toto. my favorite band used to be toto. my grandma is from denmark.

hello . how are you doing this evening ?
i am doing well ! just hanging out with my dog .
i love doggies ! what is his name ?
his name is toto , like from the wizard of oz .
aw that is cute . what do you do for fun ?
i like to take toto to dog parks sometimes . otherwise i like to bike . you ?
i study rocks . do you like rocks ? cant live without em .
ha ! i never thought of it like that . i mean , i guess i like rocks !
i want to double major in material science and geology . develop makeup .
that is really cool . when did you know this is what you wanted to do ?
well just recently . my girlfriend always spent a ton of money and i liked helping her .
do you two live together ?
yeah we got a place a couple of years ago . cant get enough of each other .
so sweet . i am staying with my grandma right now , she is from denmark
did you know cellphones were invented in norway ? the more you know .
i actually did not . got any other cool facts


i love chocolate. i do yoga every morning. i drink coffee every day. i have a twin sister. i am a teacher.

hello how are you ?
i am great ! energized from my daily caffeine . how are you ?
i am great my wife just made spaghetti .
that sounds delicious . is spaghetti your favorite food ? mine is chocolate .
yes that is my favorite with coffee as a drink .
i love coffee too ! i have to have a cup each morning before work .
coffee makes me a joyful individual , also drawing .
i love art too ! i teach art for a living , actually !
i love to paint and draw , that is great .
do you work out ? i like to start each day with yoga !
i work out sometimes .
that is cool . i do my yoga with my twin !


i flirted with the dmv officer in order to pass my driving exam. i don t have a relationship with my deadbeat dad. i still like combat boots with babydoll dresses. i want to visit rome , but i can t make myself go alone.

hi . how are you doing today ? i am peachy . listening to 80s music .
doing great . i like that music . do you like to travel
i am more of a home body . too busy planning weddings for my job .
wow . do your brides honeymoon in rome ? that is where i want to go .
a few have . what do you do for work ?
construction . i am a tomboy at heart . dress like one .
i used to want to be an architect . that was before i saw my first wedding .
weddings are great . i think i would wear combat boots with a gown !
too funny . i want to have yellow as the main color for my wedding .
lovely . would your dad walk you down the aisle ? mine is a deadbeat .
he might . i am sorry to hear about your father .
yup . left when i was two . i do not see him at all .
that is sad . i have been blessed with a better experience .
do you see your parents a lot ?


i graduated college last week. my girlfriend is 6 months pregnant. i got a job as a coach at a local highschool. we just bought a house near her parents.

good evening . how are you tonight ?
hey doing pretty good ! getting settled into the house
oh , where did you buy a home ?
got one near my gfs parents in michigan
sweet ! i am packing for my road trip . have a couple weeks off of work .
oh wow , where you headed to ?
seattle . i love it there .
hey , that is where all those bands are from ! hole , nirvana , etc
i would love to see a band .
well , maybe you can check out whos playing on you way through
sure will . well keep in touch . send me a pic of the house .
yeah , we are still trying to get everything sorted and took care of , you know ?


i volunteer walking dogs twice a week. i love animals. i spend time signing a lot of petitions and donate to animal rights groups. i am a vegan.

hey whats up ? how are you
hey tell me about yourself . i adore dogs cats animals of all kinds
that is good . i work for a grocery market . i visit them a lot
oh i do not work . mostly i find petitions to sign or walk dogs for free
well as long as youre doing something right ?
yea but i need money to donate to animal groups .
look into the school system . my my does social work and she loves it
since i went vegan that is basically a lifelong donation right
sure . my mother grows plants in her home garden to
wow i think your mither and i would get along
yes you def would get along
is she single ? maybe she could go full vegan
yes she is divorced . bout 5 years ago
maybe we could be vegan together
you def could . she is vegetarian
i need her to go all in vegan


i talk to my mom on the phone every day. i am a paramedic. i love going fishing. i love rap music.

hi ! how are you doing ? what hobbies to do you have ?
i am great ! i am into fishing and rap music ! and you ?
nice ! me drums , and i am good at them
i wish i knew how to play instruments ! what do you do for a living ?
i am in sales . what do you do ?
i work as a paramedic for the county , long hours but worth it
i am diabetic , so i am my own medic all the time here
my mom has diabetes too that why i call her everyday to talk
yes , gotta take my blood sugar every day . i have to exercise more .
diet and eating throughout the day are the most important factors in dealing with it
i need to use my bicycle more . do you have any pets ?
unfortunately no , with the long hours its hard to keep pets
what else do you like to do for fun ?
hang out with friends , i am a huge dc comics nerd . how about you besides drums ?
spending time with the 3 dogs i have , mostly
wow sounds like a lot of hair around the house haha


i m a babysitter. i m the middle child of 3 siblings. i have a sweet tooth. i drive a mercedes.

hi how are you tonight
very good and you ? i am just enjoying a big bag candy
i love candy then i have to run to burn it off
i have a real sweat tooth . like to make treats for the kids i babysit
i have trophies from running track
do you run competitively now ?
no not anymore i got too old and slow
no running for me , i take my old mercedes when i want to get somewhere
at least you are going in style in that case
yes my grandfather had 3 cars so my 2 sisters and i got each got one
that is very nice of him
i was in the middle and i got to spend a lot of time with him .
that is great at least you did that
yes he loved my chocolate chip cookies too . i have his sweet tooth


i do yoga on tuesdays. i enjoy shopping. i work five days a week. i go to the pool every thursday for three hours. i don t have children.

hey . how are you doing today ?
good . i just got done doing my yoga .
i need to meditate and do some yoga . getting pretty aggro
i go on tuesdays and also do it at home .
i work from home but it gets tough sometimes . i try not to waste too much time
i work every day but wo . i am busy each week .
i want to be a rat . retired at thirty . how about yourself
i like my job . i want to be a yoga instructor , though .
i am actually trying to build an online business . i do editing , trading , marketing .
good luck with that . i hope is succeeds .
thank you . good luck to you as well . what do you do for fun ?
i swim every week . i love that .
i try to do the meditation but swimming does sound relaxing .
i go to the pool for three hours each week .


i m very shy. i m a children s librarian. i wear glasses. i m recently divorced. i have no children of my own.

hello ! how are you doing this evening ?
hi ! i am doing well and you ?
good . just got home from a12 hour word day . i hate those hours
that is a long shift ! i work as a childrens librarian
kids are great ! i have five grandsons
nice ! i do not have any children yet
i need a big car for five grandsons i would love a toyota
those are good cars ! i got divorced a few months ago and got to keep the car
i would really rather have a truck
very nice ! what do you do for fun ?
i love to enter sweepstakes , i have won two cars
wow ! i recently broke my reading glasses
oh no i could not function without my glasses
me either ! i am waiting for my new ones
oh i hope you get them real soon !
what kind of cars did you win ?


i have four siblings. i got hired last week at mcdonald s. i m scared of left turns. i drive a blue honda civic. i think i m failing my women s studies class.

hey how are you doing today ?
inam doing alright i just spent some time with my 4 siblings
just listening to some u2 they are my favorite band !
wow , do you work ? i just got hired at mcdonalds
i work at del taco , it is a research department for french fries !
well , when i was driving my blue honda civic , i got an accident left turning
that is not good , my passion in life is designing french fries .
that scared me to turn left now .
do you just stay to the right now ?
there are just plenty of untoward incidents
i understand , i once fell up the stairs .
i am failing my class women s studies
i can teach you about women , my man .
wow , how are you going to do that ?


i m never still. i prefer vinyl records to any other music recording format. i drive junk cars that no one else wants. i fix airplanes for a living. i think if i work hard enough i can fix the world.

hi there ! i am a dancer . what do you do for a living ?
i fix airplanes , but it is hard work
how long did you study to learn to fix airplanes ?
i had to for 10 years , actually . also , i collect records
like the old vinyl ones ? that is awesome !
i do ! i just got one today , actually !
wow what did you get ?
shannon and the clams white rabbit . released 5 years ago .
i have no idea who that is ! i will have to spotify it !
it is a group that re creates the 60s garage sound .
i am listening ! that would be cute for my kids ballet class !
my copy is green , actually
that would be so cute to dress them all up in fairy tale costumes
also , i collect old junk cars no one wants
do you sell the parts or something ?
no , i just fix them for fun . i really want to fix the world though !


i have an iq of 250. i wish i had money to travel. i live alone with my dog. my parents died in a plane crash.

hello . do you enjoy video games ?
i do play sometimes , what do you like to play
i like lots of things . i come from a technological family .
wow what do you do for work
i do not work . i am pretty sick .
oh no , are you going to be ok ?
i am severely diabetic and have nerve damage from it .
that is very sad . do you have any family near by
my mother and father are . she works for apple . he is a professor .
that is nice . my parents passed in a plan crash years ago
i am so sorry to hear that .
it was very sad , but i am doing better now .
that is good to hear . i know it can be hard to lose anyone you love .
it is i just got a dog that helps
i love dogs . i have one named tila .
mine is named roger , he is really great


i am a vegan. i practice yoga daily. i also meditate a lot. i am trying to build my online business. i have a marketing job.

hi , how are you doing today ?
i am doing well , working on my online business . how are you ?
i am tired . i am worried about my neighbors yelling at night
i meditate a lot and that can help with sleeping . what do you do with your day ?
i will try it . my mom needs to be healthier too . i went to school .
i do yoga every day and that can work for all ages . do you work ?
no i am scared to walk in the bad neighborhood but maybe from home ?
that could work . i work in marketing .
what kind of marketing do you do ?
i market for different businesses and am now trying to build my own .
what are some of the things you are doing to get started ?
researching different business plans and start loans . what do you go to school for ?
i am in high school and i wish i could go to a better one
whats wrong with your current high school ?
the other kids view me in a poor light and i have a bad image
that happened to me in school . it gets better almost immediately out of high school .


i m scared of clowns. i have two roomates. i like to cook. i live on the third floor in an apartment. i have two dogs.

hi , i will try to speed this up for us
sure , tell me a little about yourself
i think i am ugly because of all the freckles i have
wow , that is harsh . i love dogs , in fact i have two of them
i love dogs . they make me laugh , which i love to do .
nice ! it is tough though , since i live with two roommates as well
my good friend is from tanzania , and she lives with me
i have never heard of tanzania . do you live in a house or an apartment ?
house . gotta have a big kitchen because i love to bake
me too ! cooking is one of my favorite pass times
i really enjoy making brownies .
cookies are my favorite .
i love those too . do you like flip flops ?
kind of random , but no i am not a big fan . do you ?
haha i do not . it is a debate between a friend and i
cool . what is the debate about ?


i love animals and like working with them. i am in a local theater company. my parents are divorced. i am a history buff. i am engaged to be married.

hi there . i am practicing my singing . how are you ?
i am good thanks for asking
do you hunt ? i love hunting .
i love animals i cany kill them
i like animals but i love meat .
what do you do for a living ?
i am a teacher . i coach basketball because i love it .
i do acting on the weekends
my daughters took an acting class . my sons did not want to .
what city are you from ?
indianapolis . i am single .
do you have any hobbies ?
just basketball and hanging out with my kids .
do you have any pets ?


my dad is very strict with his kids. i worry about money even though i m in high school. i wished i was older so i could move out. i have one close friend i grew up with. i m dissatisfied with the school life i ve had so far.

hi there , do you know i am a lottery winner ?
wow , cool . wish i was . . . i have money worries
it was six years ago tho
oh i am only in high school
i never told anyone about the winnings
probably best . my life is kind of unsatisfying
that is funny , i do not get along with my wife
yeah i do not get along with my dad . he is super strict .
because i am lazy and also poor
oh okay . well as soon as i get older i will move out .
i keep pet rats i found at taco bell
yum . at least they are friends . i have one good friend only
he is in japan so far away
my friend is someone i grew up with
what is your favorite color ?
i like plaid the most of all


i eat mainly chinese food. i make robots for a living. i am a night owl. i am single and live alone.

hi , i just got home from work .
yeah . i design robotics for a living what do you do ?
i am a kindergarten teacher at a large school
that must mean you have to get up early . i like staying up all night .
that is nice . i like to go kayaking when i can
i am a bit of a loner . i live by myself . no attachments .
i have 26 attachments which are my students
that is a lot in one classroom .
yes , i got used to it . i have taught since 2016
i have been eating sweet and sour chicken since then . love it !
i love sweet and sour chicken as well . i also like pizza
chinese is pretty much all i eat .
that is cool . i eat all types of foods
you are a foodie , huh ? i guess i get kind of stuck in a rut .


i am looking for a second job. my dream is to own my own restaurant. i work as a grill cook. running is a hobby. my favorite band is pink floyd.

hi there , how are you doing ?
i am good . how are you ?
not too bad . i am so ready to ride my new bike this weekend .
that sounds like fun . i like to run as hobby . where do you like to ride ?
anywhere near water because i love surrounding myself around anything blue !
i am with you on that . i am looking for a second job . what do you do ?
currently i am working as a salesman for a high end insurance company . you ?
i am working as a grill cook , but i would like to have my own restaurant some day .
you will get there one day , i believe in you ! what do you do aside from work ?
i like to go to concerts . i am a big fan of pink floyd . what about you ?
that is nice ! on my spare time i comment a lot on reduit blogs .
that sounds interesting . i do not know a lot about reduit . what does that involve ?
it consists of news , personal opinions , internet trolls , movies and more !
i am going to have to check that out . i am very interested in current events .


i have a wife and two kids back in the states. i secretly love my long deployments , because it gets me away from conventional life. i would be honored to give my life for my country. i am an army ranger. i am not afraid to die.

i have not been able to work all day , least i am home
i agree i do spend long time away
how are you ? i just got a cat named diva .
good i do not get to see my pets being an army ranger
awww darn , i like to read , do you ?
not so much but my wife and 2 kids back in the states do
i like comics over anything else . how old ?
the one is 6 the other is 8
gotcha , like any bands ? i like nightfish
never hear of them . my job s dangerous but i am not scared of death
i understand , so how is your job ?
scarry but if i died for my country i would be honored
i wish my system came back up goodness
which system is that that failed


i am only 5 foot tall. i have a thick full beard. my hair is as red as the sunset. i have 8 brothers and we are close. my parents are in there 80s.

hi sports are really important to me
i like sports , but i am only 5 foot tall .
ah you are a shorty and i am tall , allows me to do my job better
what job do you do ?
i play in the nfl
wow ! i just groom my thick beard .
in my position you probably could not catch me in the field
i have 8 brothers , so i have played a lot of chase .
wow well its my job to be fast
my parents used to chase us , but they are in their 80s now .
have you lived in the us your whole life ?
as far as i can remember . you ?
yes and now i live in philadelphia
eagles fan ? i am just a red headed dude with a big family .


i have one cat. i am not thin. i am short. my hair is brown. i like to sew.

whats your favorite food ? i love food truck burgers .
i like fries . my cat steals them though .
how many cats do you have ? i dyed my hair to match my cats
i have just one . i am keeping my hair brown to save money .
i am naturally brown , blonde now . my older brother takes care of all my finances
interesting . i sew commission plushes for extra cash .
i try to do stuff like that all time but i can never speak up for myself
i know what you mean . being short and chubby kinda kills my confidence .
i was too before my parents died but my big bro introduced me to vegan food trucks
my family started the vegan thing too . it helps some .
you should not be so down on yourself . have some fun ! you could dye your hair too
dye is so expensive these days . but i will consider it .
peroxide and koolaid are a cheap route , make me feel punk rock even though i am quiet
its nice that you are brave enough to do that sort of thing .
thank you for saying that , i am sure deep down you are brave too
i guess so . if nothing else whiskers encourages me .


i live in colorado. i own my home. i am married. i have an mba degree. my car is blue.

hello how was you day today ?
so far so good . how about yours ?
it was just fair and earned twice what i got yesterday
that is good . i live where marijuana is legal , colorado . so that makes it fun
i can not try that because i know my blood is weak
sorry to hear that . do you own your own home ? i do thanks to my husband
yes i took over my parents house after they died in an accident
well that is sad but good i guess . did you graduate from college ?
yes and am working as an office messenger during my vacation
cool ! me too i have a masters degree in business adminstration .
so am looking for a higher paying job now though i have this
understand that . do you like cars ? i have a blue mazda 3 .
i love them so much but can not afford one
sorry to hear that . what kind of job are you looking for ?
i want something related to do with computer work
yeah i like working with computers . can you build one ?


i am a mother of three. i go to work early in the morning as a nurse. i love to eat pita bread with hummus. i am bipolar. i am thinking of becoming a mother next year.

hello , what do you do for fun ?
right now not much . i have three kids and work in nursing . pretty busy .
same here , i am into politics , trying to get out democrat to win the next house election .
that would be a relief , for sure . need some sanity back in the system .
i do a few things for fun , was into gymnastics when young but now into swimming .
swimming is fun . relaxes me , which is good because i have bipolar disorder
sorry to hear that , what type of swimming to you do ?
the only type i know , flap my arms and legs .
i do pool exercises , i can to jump out of a pool from the water
wow . not me , but i can jump in , lol .
lol , it takes work , i was really out of shape two years ago
speaking of shape , what do you like to eat ? i love pita and hummus .
hummus is good , seafood is my favorite , overall food
yum , love seafood , too . could eat salmon , shrimp , all the time
where do you do nursing ?
saint montgomery hospital in wichita . good outfit .


i love to listen to religious music. i am a middle aged woman. i love my family. i like playing basketball.

hi , i am eating sweet strawberry candies while chatting
jealous . i cannot even really eat candies right now cuz i cannot really have sugar
i eat and sleep most of the time during the day
like most other humans . . . ? d
i eat sweets and then sleep every 5 hours . . .
that sounds like a riddle . . . . am i supposed to guess what you are next ?
not a riddle , its true , i also listen to bruno mars while i eat sweets
yeah but who does not listen to bruno mars ? ; actually i prefer christian rock
oh , i am still in high school , my friends love christian rock .
yeah ! its so wholesome is not it ? good for high schoolers and families
i love jesus , i hate to tell white lies ! truth means a lot to me .
ditto , how do you feel about sam harris the author ?
sorry i am not familiar , can you tell me more about him ?
he is a neuroscientist philosopher and podcaster . he talks about really deep subjects
can you please tell me what his philosophy is and how it affect your life ?
hmm . . . his philosophy . . . . ironically probably more christlike than most christians


i like the beatles. i am well built and tall. i work as a scientist. my parents were scientists.

hey there ! do you live with your mom ?
wow , the radio is playing an old beatles song . i love it .
my mom loves the beatles ! but you know what i hate ? broccoli ! how about you ?
really ? i had broccoli for dinner . it is good for you .
my mom made it tonight too but i was too busy creating a sick new video game .
really ? what type ? i like science since my whole family is scientists .
it was an adventure game about a mom and son who are best friends .
oh , so no science in it . it still sounds kinda fun .
i hate nighttime because it gets so dark . do you like the dark ?
it is not dark here , i invented solar lamps i keep on all the time .
you really must be great at science !
well both my parents were so they forced me to learn it .
forced ? my mom never forces me to do anything .
yeah , that is why i do not live with my parents anymore .
that sucks . living with my mom is the best . i am staying forever !
doe she make you pay any rent ?


my mother is a well known celebrity. i have been on the tv news six times. i am a civil war reenactment participant. i like to make short films.

hi how are you doing ?
hi , do you watch tv ? my mother is very famous because she is celebrity
i do whenever i am not flying .
i am fine , and you ? do you like making films ? short films is my favorite
i fly planes for a living
flying ? you mean airplanes ? you can end up in the news like me
yes airplanes i loved traveling so i became a pilot
i can make a short film about you flying ! you want to be in the news ?
sure can me 2 beagles be in the movie to ?
great ! six times i was in the news !
that is awesome hopefully only for good stuff
i know how to make good films , i am an actor too .
oh great maybe i can be military pilot in honor of my parents
i do reenactment for civil war , i am a good actor
i like the civil wat
do you want to be in my short films or not ?


my favorite band is bon over. i work in public relations. my parents raised me as a buddhist. i am from seattle. i am a vegan.

good morning , glad all my kids are gone for school . hbu ?
hey i am a seattle based vegan from a buddist background
i love me some hip hop while they are gone
i love the band bon over but my colleagues at public relations hate them
you love what group ? i am from spain
bon over they are great
cool , i am married with 5 little 1s .
that is a lot of kids there
i love getable only hbu ?
yes man is great i love it
i bet i am married an a vet
thank you for your service man
no lol i am sorry a veterinarian ha
that is hilarious sorry ahahah wow i got it wrong
you are cool lol , do you like rap ?
i absolutely love rap its amazing


i work as a vet. i like to ride my bike. i am a vegan. i am a 30 year old female. i have 3 dogs and 2 cats.

hi how are you today ?
i am good , how are you ?
i am great here in ny
that is good . i like to ride bike , do you ?
yes but i like photography the best
interesting . i like photography . i am a veterinarian by profession .
sounds interesting . i just started at nyu
i eat vegan food . i am 30 years old
vegan has always interested me .
it is different to get used to at first , but there are different options of food .
i am the youngest and only girl in my family and i am .
i am 30 years old and female
i miss my two older brothers since being at nyu .
i have pets , 3 dogs plus 2 cats


my mom taught me how to play the cello. everyday i go swimming at the y. my favorite color is blue. i collect stamps. i love going to concerts on the weekend.

hi how are you today ?
i am good . i just got done practicing the cello , my mom taught me .
do you enjoy playing it ?
yes i do , i also go swimming everyday at the y . how about you ?
i enjoy the beach so swimming is nice
the beach is nice , whats your favorite color ?
i am nots ure really . you ?
mine is blue , do you like concerts ?
sometimes when i am not working at thet pizza shop
pizza , yum ! i enjoy going on the weekends , i m also into collecting stamps .
do you have any cool ones ?
just a few that are somewhat rare , what do you do for fun ?


my mom is my best friend. i am terrified of heights. i believe that mermaids are real. i love iced tea.

hello , how are you doing today ?
good , you know whos my best friend , my mom !
lol . that is good to know . like doing anything in particular with your mom ? 3
well i go to tall places , high places , really scare me , i get terrified !
i go to some pretty high places while hiking around . i enjoy it tho .
cool . mermaids , totally real , i saw the movie believe !
haha . do you like vegetables ? i happen to love them .
vegetables ? , no only iced tea , i only drink and eat iced tea that is it .
epic . i pretty much eat vegetables , talk on the phone , gambling . . 3
gambling ? , my mother she is my best friend and she gambles
maybe i should hang out with your mom .
you can drink iced tea with her , she is my best friend , we all like iced tea !


my daughter just graduated college. i have only one child. i run more then 2 miles a day even though i hate it. i have been in 3 triathlons.

you ever get that feeling you just know when someone has eaten something horrible ? like asparagus ?
oh yes . i get that feeling a lot with my daughter .
the doctor says i have a genetic thing . i know it drove my first two wives crazy !
oh wow , crazy ! any kids from your previous marriages ?
no kids , just a dog . that is who introduced me to those wives .
women love guys and dogs . i just have one child . that was enough .
i am not so much a kid person , i am too obsessed with things like coffee !
love coffee ! i drink it before i run my 2 miles a day .
i keep my five favorite flavors in the fridge , but i keep them on a lower shelf .
you seem very organized . what is your favorite flavor ?
oh . . . mocha , caramel , salted caramel , vanilla bean , and plain old dark roast . you ?
dark roast . do you like running ? i hate it .
meh , it is okay . i do like a big serving of protein afterwards , like a medium rare steak !
i have running but i have done 3 triathlons so i have to .
i am so short i do not think my legs would make a whole triathlon !
my daughter is also very short .


i am the middle child of 3 siblings. i am a babysitter. i have a sweet tooth. i drive a mercedes. i am getting married in six months.

hey there , hows it going ?
its good thanks for asking
glad to hear . i just moved to virginia from pennsylvania . pretty tired .
what do you do for a living ?
i am a farmer . not too exciting i know , but i grew up on a farm .
i think that is pretty cool
its comforting . hard work , but then you get to relax and read all night
what are some of your hobbies ?
aside from reading , i am an avid headworker . love making my own patterns and designs .
do you have any pets ?
if livestock counts , plenty ! i have got a dog as well . how about you ?
i do not have any but i do want a dog
they are the best ! he helps me on the farm as well . keeps away wild geese .
what kind of music do you like ?


i like watching videos of surgery. i enjoy playing with edged weapons. traveling and making friends is something i find delightful. britney spears is a wonderful singer who really touches me. my favorite ice cream is pistachio.

hi my name is christine
hi my name is marge
i am a mother of two do you have any kids ?
no kids . . . just school
i remember those days . very tiring but keep working towards your goal
thanks i will
beside school do you like mountain climbing ?
no time all i do is study
studying is good but you need to go on adventures . open your eyes
i hate it
wait until you have two daughter and a husband busy busy busy
do you work ?


i feel overweight. i like to eat. i want to feel pretty. i want to be desired.

hi , how are you this evening ?
i am doing good , eating , it is my favorite
what are you eating ? i really like fast food
i am eating some lettuce
i had a very restrictive diet when i was training for the olympics
i want to look good .
i just want to live . i need a lot of medications
do you feel pretty ? i want to
only when i am skydiving which is often
do you ever feel fat ?
no , i am fairly athletic
oh , that is how i feel a lot
do you like any music ?
no not really sorry
do you have any hobbies ?
not really , eating if that counts


my favorite music artist is isaiah rashad. in my spare time i like to play video games. i work for a marketing agency. i don t drink alcohol.

hello , do you like dogs ?
i do , in fact . you like isaiah rashad ? he is a great .
is he as cool as thomas the engine ?
hard to compare , to be honest . what do you do for fun ?
i like to read about trains .
trains are fascinating . i enjoy playing video games . particularly ps4 .
i play with my dads train set , not much for video games .
i see . i have never had a train set . is his set really elaborate ?
it is huge , it killed my cat tho
oh no . that is terrible . must move really fast ?
yeah , almost got my dog percy too , but he jumped out of the way .
well , that is good at least . my marketing agency recently covered pet food .
i could use some dog food , that is great
it was an organic food . if i had pets i would probably buy it myself .
yuck , second thought that sounds disgusting .
i would not imagine so . but all natural is not for everybody , i suppose .


i just got a new sweater. i also eat too much french fries. i cannot do math. it was too small.

hi my name is joan and i am a true dog lover
hi . you any good at math ? i have a problem i cannot figure out .
i am fair at math but i would love to help
if i want some solar energy , it will be 10 more and my average pay is 232 .
i assume you would add 23 . 20 to 232 for a total of 245 . 20
i will just cut back on french fries . you have a favorite food ?
chocolate . what do you do for a living ? i am a veterinarian assistant .
cool . i am a security guard . its kind a boring .
do you have any pets ? i have two yellow labs .
bearded collie . i just made a bed from my new sweater for him .
they are beautiful animals . does he do any tricks ?
he can jump a 6 foot fence from a standing position . ll


favorite color is green. i like cars. i got a new job. i like to travel. i like cats.

hi ! how are you doing ?
i am doing great . . google just hired me . how are you ?
wow awesome ! i am currently on my boat traveling the world
oh my gosh ! ! i love to travel too but i have never done that . where are you ?
i am on my way to europe . when will you start your google job ?
europe . . what do you plan to see first ? i am starting at the end of this month .
i do not have a plan . i will just go with the flow haha get it ?
haha nice one . are you going to rent a car ?
i probably will . i am excited but missing my 23 cats back home
heres something crazy . . . i have 23 cats too
no way ? ! cool ! they love to eat fish but i hate the smell of it
i love fish but the little opportunists steal it right off my plate .


i do not celebrate any holidays. i own four german shepherds. i have created my own personal religion. i believe in ghosts and have seen them on several occasions.

hi , how are you doing today ?
i am pretty good . just got back from taking my suppers for a walk . you ?
just finished painting my nails . what are you up to today ?
very nice . what color ? not much . just hanging out with my 4 german shepherds
green . that is cool . the weather in portland sucks , hows your weather ?
pretty nice and calm here thankfully
that is good to hear . do you have any siblings ?
yes . two brothers , one sister , and a ghost i grew up with lol
i only have one brother , lol was the ghost in the attic ?
haha in my room . i actually see ghosts often . . weird i know
i have not seen one yet . who knows my new apartment in the attic is creepy lol .
ll there are a lot of misconceptions about them but they are definitely real


my youngest sister is in first grade. i am 5 3 and am the shortest person in my family. my father is a school teacher , he teaches middle school. i am the oldest sibling. i have four siblings.

hello there , what are you up to ?
hanging with the family , how about you ?
i am working and about to leave for the gym
gym , nice . my dad teaches gym in 7th grade .
do you go to the gym ? are you into fitness ?
yeah , i play basketball , but as the oldest of four siblings , i am the shortest at 5 3
you must be a point guard on a girls basketball team ?
guessed right ! my youngest sister wants to be one too . good she is active already .
is it a high school basketball team ?
college . can you believe i am 23 and have a sister in first grade ? !
i can believe it , i am 26 !
nice ! what fitness are you into ?
going to the gym , cycling and running !
that is awesome ! my dad is trying to get his students into cycling !


i am seven years old. i just got my rejection letter from the gifted program. and , my best friend is calden. i like to play soccer.

hi , i fly planes for a living . what do you do ?
hi . go to school . but i am sad .
www , whats seems to be the problem ?
i applied for gifted with calden . he got in and i did not .
it will be ok , can you try again later ?
he is my best friend . we play soccer . what kind of plane do you fly ?
commercial planes . i fly for southwest
those are big . mom says i can next year . how old are you ?
30 . how old are you ?
i am 7 . i got to fly on a big plane this summer .
that was pretty cool , was not it ?
it was way cool . but now florida had a hurricane .
yes its terrible down there now
we went to disney . next summer maybe not .


i go surfing any chance i get. i earn passive income that no one knows about. i could never be locked down to one partner. my dreams are often bizarre. my favorite band is the muggers.

hello . how are you ?
i am amazing . how are you ?
i am kinda worried right now . not sleeping , my neighbors are yelling .
then we are brothers . i am worried that my girlfriend knows she is not the only one .
oh , no . does she go to school with you ? i am hating my school .
i do not go to school . i invested in bitcoin and make money while i sleep .
maybe i need to do that i live in a crappy area and mom is i will .
yes . if you invest in a crypto , you can someday save your mother .
whats a crypto ? i cannot do anything that will make me look bad .
they are virtual currency . very lucrative . i often dream of being eaten by my money .
that sounds scary !
last night i even dreamed i was surfing and a giant blockchain pulled me under .
dude , you need therapy ! ll
i am so rich that therapy cannot even afford me .


my favorite movie is goodfellas. my parents have been married for 40 years. i love to read. i am a proofreader for a greeting card company.

hello , my name is sarah . how are you today ?
good , my name is jenni .
hi jenni . what do you do in your free time ? i enjoy horseback riding .
i like to read and go hiking with friends .
that is great to hear .
do you have kids ? i have two boys .
nice ! my three daughters would enjoy a boy as well .
i would love a girl but i do not know if i could handle another boy
i can understand . where are you from ? i am from kansas who grew up on a farm
i am orginally from alabama but live in atlanta , ga now .
how amazing ! i live in ny but miss the farm life in kansas .
i have only been to ny once but would love to come back .


i love to go horseback riding. i have three daughters. my wife and i like to go scuba diving. i grew up on a farm in kansas.

what are you doing this beautiful day ?
i just got back from riding my horse
i love horses . i also love country music
cool what do you do for a living
i do not have a job . i am a teen
oh cool i am a cop riding relaxes me after a long day
oh no . do not arrest me ! ! haha
haha why do you say that
no reason . the worst thing i do is eat junk between meals
that is funny do you like to travel
yes i go all the time . with my family
nice i like to take my family scuba diving every year
that is very nice of you . what do you look like ?
i feel like i look like an average 40 year old guy lol


i am from georgia. i can play the violin. i love chocolate. i want to have two kids. i cannot sing very well.

hi . how are u ? i just got off work am a waiter at a pizza place .
i am well , its really hot in georgia right .
good thing i love pizza so fed up with the hrs . is georgia pretty ?
its pretty , i like to sit on my porch and play my violin .
how lovely . sounds like a nice place to ride my bike !
it would be , when i have kids , i want to teach them to ride bikes !
i wanted to have kids but recently divorced so now single .
i am sorry , i would give you chocolate because that makes everything better
it sure does . my dad use to do that when i was sad
did he used to sing too ? i wish i could sing .
when he was home . he was a cop so did not see him often .
well i hope he was safe on the job .
he was , he retired five years ago . are u married ?
no , not ready for that yet .
i guess i was not either . any hobbies besides the violin ?
i like to read in my spare time


i am afraid of rejection from my parents. i am unsure of who i am attracted to. i feel that i can t live up to many people s standards. i don t fully understand my own feelings.

hi there , how are you ?
hi there , i am bob . i am well .
unfortunately i have always been disappointed by regular life .
yea , did your parents reject you too ?
my family and i are never able to get along .
yeah that is cool , what is your favorite color ?
this has lead me to always wishing i could become an animal .
i love red , reminds me of summer time .
i regularly wonder what life would be like up in space .
do you have any pets ?
i do not . do you ?
i keep pet rats i found at taco bell
oh that is very nice
i really really like hot dogs
hot dogs are always yummy .
i do not like standards , i can never live up to them


i m allergic to cats. i have one little boy named owen. my husband is a corporate attorney. i love to have my nails done.

hey how is it going
good just relaxing watching tv and you ?
getting ready for school tomorrow
well good luck with that lol glad i am done with school
i am off to college very soon but i will be wild this summer
lol well do not have kids or get married because my days are over
lol how many children do you have
i only have one . a lil boy his name is owen
aww how cute . how old is he
he is 3 . do you want kids eventually ?
yes but it will be way later , i am only 17
oh ok so whats your favorite thing to do ?
i like painting and playing cards . you ?
i love getting pampered my nails , hair . a day all to myself with no kid or husband


i m always early. although i m studying to be a doctor , animals like me. i am a graduate student. i am in between classes.

hi how are you doing
it is so hard to type with my dog jumping up on me .
how old is your dog
he is ten . animals just love me . you ?
i do not have any pets
i am sorry . my dog wakes me up so i can get to class early .
its like a fluffy alarm clock
yep . one day i will be a vet . and you ?
i have 2 kids and i am looking for a job
when i open my practice . i will hire you .
that sould be so nice of you
i try . right now i am just a poor student though .
yeah i feel you do you like music
yes , i do . do you sing or play or just listen ?


my favorite color is blue. i love to hunt. i hate seafood but love mexican food. i grew up in the deep south.

hi , how are you today ?
i am good . how about you ?
great , i got my new glasses today .
seeing is good . i am getting ready to go out hunting .
my ex husband loved to hunt .
i love hunting . but do not fish . if i am not going to eat it why catch it
true . sometimes i take my nephew fishing . we like fish .
i grew up in cajun country . not liking fish makes me weird lol
other than fish i eat lots of chicken .
i like chicken . especially chicken tacos . i love mexican food !
mexican food is very yummy .
yes it is . i could live off of it !
if i was not so shy i would ask someone to go eat some with me .
maybe we can meet someday . there is an amazing taco truck in town .


my favorite food is pasta. i retired so i can spend more time with my husband and helping people. i love helping people. i am a older woman.

hello , konichiwa , bonjour . how are you ?
bonjour , i am very well , how are you ? have you had your supper yet ?
yes i had noodles and fish . very popular here in japan
that sounds tasty . i had my favorite dish . pasta with red sauce .
are you italian ? the best italian food is in naples where i traveled last year
i am irish . i hope to travel more now that my spouse and i have retired .
traveling is exciting , but i travel a lot and it can get lonely
i get lonely too , volunteering with the local park service helps .
what kind of work did you do ? i work as a programmer .
i am a retired bookkeeper . i volunteer now as a docent at a local history museum .
and you are living in ireland now ?
i live in the applachain mountains . my husband brought me here many years ago .
i love the mountains . i was worked in north carolina in the mountains .
what time of year were you there ? the mountains are particularly lovely in autumn
i was there in the summer and autumn . very brilliant colors in the fall .
did you enjoy the weather ? i suppose japan is not quite as hot as carolina in summer .
japan is beautiful . you should take your husband and come here .
i hope to do so someday soon .


i have three great danes. i despise sweet potatoes. i run marathons. i am a weightlifter. i love the all american rejects.

hello , how is your day going
it is going great so far . how about you ?
it is not bad , just got done with my 2 mile walk . feeding the dogs now .
two miles is a long walk ! i have 3 great danes , what kind are yours ?
wow , those are big ! mine are a pit bull and a chihuahua . they are both mean
yes , they are . have you ever run a marathon ? i am doing one this weekend .
yes i run them all the time ! how exciting , are you ready
i think so , i just hope the weather is nice . any weekend plans ?
i work three jobs so i have to work , but maybe i will catch a movie , you ?
you are busy ! the marathon is saturday and then an all american rejects concert sunday .
that sounds exciting , i have not heard of them
they are great , you should give them a listen . what movie do you think you will see ?
hmm i do not know yet , maybe it . have you seen it
not yet but the original has given me nightmares for 27 years . i hope you enjoy it
oh i am sorry , yes it was somewhat disturbing
you have a great weekend and enjoy your movie !


my mom went crazy when i was three and i have not seen her since. i am an accountant. my dog is my best friend. my hair is black and curly.

hello how are you doing today ?
hello . how are you ? i am well .
i am good just got back from a tennis match . it started raining
i am an accountant . what do you do ?
well currently i am going to the university of chicago to obtain a law degree
awesome ! so you like law ?
i do i think my love for mystery novels is what really got me into it
awesome . i love to read too .
what kind of stuff do you like to read ?
i like to read shakespeare . it distracts me from my accounting life .
i bet . any brothers or sisters ?
no , my mom went crazy when i was three and i was a foster kid .
sorry to hear that i am the youngest of 3 so kind of the opposite .
cool . well , i still have my dog . he is my best friend .
i love dogs . they make great companions !
i agree . me and my dog have the same colored hair .


i have two children. i sell clothing on facebook. my husband is a pastor. my hair is curly and dark. i do not like to clean house.

hi , how are you today ?
i am fantastic . i just got my two kids to bed .
oh . i just got back from volunteering at the animal shelter .
rock on . i stay at home and sell clothes on facebook .
cool . are you religious ? i have not told my parents i am wiccan yet .
i am the wife of a pastor . spirituality is important in our home .
oh . i grew up in a un religious home .
god is always around , i hope he does not mind that i do not like cleaning .
haha . i do not either .
so do you think your parents will be ok with your decision ?
i am really not sure . i am worried to talk to them .
because of the lack of religion , or because of the basis of wicca ?
because of the basis of wicca .
although i do not agree with it , i have known good people that are wiccan .


my favorite color is orange. i love gummy bears. i have a parakeet. i have 3 roommates. i am lactose intolerant.

hello ! how are you this beautiful day ?
hey there ! not to bad , and yourself ?
its the off season , so i am enjoying the day and time . i am a pro ball player
that is awesome , how do you like it ?
i love to play , and its my security . what do you do ? . . for a living ?
currently a student but i work at a pet store part time . do you like animals ?
i did have a dog growing up . yeah . i still miss that dog .
with three roommates it is too crazy for a dog lol but i have a little parakeet
that is cute . where do you go to school ? i graduated from william mary
i am at university of michigan right now
whats your major ? you work at a pet store . are you interested in being a vet ?
i am actually thinking about becoming an art teacher


my favorite food is jello. i cannot whistle. i enjoy magic the gathering , it is a card game. i have 4 pets. i live in an apartment.

hi how are you doing
hello . i am good , got a magic the gathering event tonight .
what kind of event is that ?
a card game . its really fun
what do you do for a living ?
i am a curator at the local art museum .
do you love to look at art ?
i do . i have four dogs , so i cant have any in my apartment
what city are you from ?
cleveland . we have a jello restaurant .
is that all they server ?
yes , it is . its awesome . you whistle for your server .
is that all they serve . . . is what i meant
yes , it is . its awesome . jello is my fave
do you have any pets ?
i have four dogs . beagles


i only sleep 3 hours a day. i am incredibly smart. my favorite meal is steak. i have no parents or siblings.

how are you doing today ?
i am great , i do not sleep much though .
i understand that . sometimes i have problems if my dog is not near me
that is absolutely great just fantastic
it is . he is my best friend
i have a best friend
what is your best friend like ?
we love eating steak together
yummy . what do you look like ?
like a very smart person haha
haha i believe it . i have curly black hair
i have a best friend
so you already told me !
i have no family , that is why
i do not see my mom . she went crazy a long time ago
do you keep in touch with any family ?


i cook every night. i am a soccer mom. i work for a online company from home. i teach cheerleading in my spare time. i love family time.

hello ! ! ! i am in chicago ! ! are you ?
hello , no i am in california .
i love cali ! ! ! my moms live there too ! ! ! !
how many moms you got ?
i only have two ! ! ! they are great . i have dogs and cats too . do you have pets ?
thought so . pets are fun . yes i have one german shepherd dog .
those are my favorite ! ! ! ! do you play quake ? ?
i am sure they are . what is quake ?
it is a computer game . i am a gamer ! ! ! !
oh no . never heard of it . i play black ops zombies tho .
my brother plays that , and rainbow siege .
yeah , they are great fps games .
what else do you play ? he is a game tester for microsoft .
how interesting . i play sports games and fighters . mostly mkx .


i live alone in my condo. i post on reddit often. my favorite color is blue. i am an insurance salesman. i love to ride my bike on the weekend.

hi how old are you ?
i am 65 and a half
cool . i love in california . where do you live ?
i live in new york
cool . i was going to go to grad school there
what did you go to school for
interpersonal communications . what kind of food do you like
i like chicken and beef and meat
yum . i like to make lasagna and it s so good
what do you put in it
the secret is fresh tomatoes . my dog loves it when it bakes . the smell . . .
what kind of dog do you have
a terrier he is the cutest dog . he love the beach too . we are therefor hours
do you live by one
yes in san diego 10 minutes away
that must be really nice


i have trouble feeling emotion. i have an older brother that has gotten into trouble. i see a therapist that doesn t really understand me. sometimes i wish i didn t have to wake up in the morning.

hey there you good morning
good how are you to ?
i am well missing my parents
that is rough . family are very important
yes it is they went to florida
i am sure you miss them . i miss my brother . he is in jail
i am a breeder of cats , the maine coon
sounds interesting . pets are loyal and better than a therapist
i feel that you are right , why is bro in jail . ever cruised ?
brother is always in trouble
me an friends are going to cook on the cruise .
that sounds like a lot of fun
oh my bro is a bum lol on my couch
i talk about mine all the time with my therapist who does not under
lol what does the therapist say ?
he tells me i need to be more emotional


i like to wear red. i wear a red purse. i like to wear red shoes also. i use red lipstick. i drive a red car.

hi . how are you doing ?
i am doing well . how are you ?
i cannot complain . i am just watching a political show eating candy from work .
nice ! i have all things red . car , purse , shoes . . . favorite color ?
cool . blue . are you active ? i run 2 miles every morning .
i try to be . ran 5 miles a day back then
awesome . do you like sports ? i played college football .
yes i do ! i am for the philadelphia eagles . you ?
same ! that is amazing . my husband an i are hug fans .
nice ! boyfriends family love notre dame !
yikes lol . do you work ?
yes . an interior designer . you ?
i work at an amazing candy shop .
that is awesome ! what do you do on your spare time


i love hiking and staying fit. i work as a personal trainer , 5 days a week. my name is dave. i go fishing on the weekends to relax. i live in las vegas , nevada.

my name is steve and i drive a 2016 bmw
hello , steve . i am dave from vegas .
nice i have lots of friends in nevada
vegas is a great place , i am a personal trainer here .
i need to go back to the gym now that i am single again
my gym has a newly single program , you should check it out .
oh i would love to move but student loans have me in alot of debt
i understand that . what do you do ?
i work as a manager of a supplement retail store
do you like to hike and fish ? nevada is great for both .
i love a good hike i not so great at fishing but love water
i am not great at it either , i go to look at the water .
i love to take my dog to the lake and people watch
i love dogs , i do not currently have one though .
i adopted this guy just after the last break up
aww . that is so sweet .


i work in a warehouse. i have a very tone body. my son is a straight a student. i have a collection of video games.

i am such a hippie . long curly red hair , i recycle and drive a big blue van .
well aint that something . do you have a favorite band ?
i have a lot so i will just pick deep purple to go with my blue van .
you may not hear this elsewhere , but i am proud of you for doing what you love
well thank you and peace on earth and god bless you too .
thanks buddy . me ? i am stuck at a job i cant leave
yes you can ! let your hair grow long and they will fire you .
haha i wish but i got a kids to provide for . luckily he is a genius
all of us hippies have long hair . nobody does today . not even women .
that is what my son always says . he is got long hair just like you
if he is a genius then he loves to recycle like i do .
he is into all that stuff . what else are you into ?
does he have any tattoos yet ? i have two .
he is 12 . what kind of tattoos do you have ?


i work all the time. i take pride in my job managing the restaurant. my brothers work with me. my family is very important to me. i drive a nice car.

hello
hello , hope all is well today for you !
thank you
i am really busy lately , but managing the restaurant with my brothers is great !
where are you from ?
originally , from cheyenne where my family is from
i am in cali
driving a decent vehicle is important here ! snow is no fun .
what kind of restaurant do you run ?
a small bbq shop my grandma opened in 1985
that is kool
hope you have a great day !


i take great care of my skin. i think i will be famous one day. i like to dress up for other people. i never cook. i am an actress and i work at a grocery store.

hello there , hows your day yo
amazing . its my double down skin day . . . and chinese takeout day . my faves !
that is whats up ! i am smoking a fatty , listening to some tupac
weed kills the growth hormones in your skin . . . you probably have terrible acne
naw man my skin is legit smooth as butta . do you work ?
yeah . i amma cashier now . but , i have an audition next week , i will def be an actress
good for you ! that will be fun . i am working in it right now
you wear khakis everyday huh ?
naw i wear cool threads . hey what are your hobbies
dressing up , acting , skin care , and eating out . . . you ?
just smoking weed really , and also i looooove eating meat . and hiphop
weed smoking it guy ? no cliches there , lol .
ll that is whats up ! i smoke all day and night . do you smoke ?
no , its bad for your pores . i juice .
juice ? sounds badass ! i love meat too much though , do you eat meat ?
in moderation . the takeout i order is usually way too salty and it dries out my pores .


i practice yoga and hike. i love the natural world beauty. my family is poor. i am obsessed with animals. i believe in fairytales.

i like video games in my spare time
i run and play with my dog spot . he is a collie .
i like music my fav artist is isaiah rashed
i have a chicken and a rooster in my backyard . you go hiking ?
really ? nah i rather read a book
you ever read three blind mice , mother goose or king paul ? i have .
i do not understand alcohol its nasty lol
my yoga teacher jenny drinks alcohol when we read fairytales . i paint pictures too .
ll really that sound pretty fun ! lol
i love wood landscapers and unkissed lakes . my family hikes because its free .
its a good way for fresh air also
i have a bird named manny . did you know cinderella was true story ?


i am an only child. i work at an accounting firm. i do not believe in love.

hi , how are you ?
i am pretty good . leading a loveless life as usual . and you ?
doing well , taking care of the kids
that is nice . i might die a hermit . . .
do you speak any languages other than english ?
i do not . i do not even speak the 5 love languages
that is too bad . i speak three languages
that is an attractive quality .
i am also looking for employment
you could try accounting if you like numbers and robots
i am not into accounting
you can be an english teacher overseas , especially if know asian languages
that is true
i hope your love of languages and love of spouse makes you happy
yes they both do
good for you . . . as for me i will continue to be crabby .


i enjoy making 3d models for video games and animations. i am a lover of italian food. i enjoy watching netflix with family. my favorite band is iron maiden.

what hobbies do you enjoy ?
i have a few ! i like animation , netflix , and iron maiden
i like to watch anthony bourdain on netflix .
i have not seen that , what is it about ?
its a different look at travel . i travel all the time .
where are some places you have been ? i love italian food
i have been to istanbul , bangkok , london and more .
that is fantastic . i have not traveled much . what do you do for a living ?
i work as a chef .
what kind of cuisine ? i make 3d models for video games
i bake a lot of pies sweet and savory .
that sounds like an enjoyable job . what is your favorite kind of pie ?
i think classic apple pie .
apple pie is always good . i am looking forward to pumpkin pie for the holidays


i work in car sales. my favorite beer is coors. my wife is a hairdresser. i drive an acura.

hey there . i am carl . happy halloween .
hi ! i just got off of working my car sales job . you ?
just having a beer , and watching the clouds roll by .
same here ! coors is my favorite . what is yours ?
flying dog ipa , but milk shakes are my best drink .
another good one . what kind of car do drive ? mine is an acura .
i do not drive , i prefer my red bicycle . i am earthy .
that is cool . much better for your health ! are you married ?
yes , and my wife makes my halloween costumes !
that is convenient ! i have a wife . she is a hairdresser .
she sounds dangerous . what is your favorite holiday ?
my most favorite is christmas , then halloween ! what are you dressing as ?
i will be dressed as a scary ghost ! i also like christmas too .
i will be dressed as wonder woman ! my wife will think that is odd .
i wish halloween was every weekend . are you happy ?
i am very happy . you ? i like the wonder woman movie . have you seen it ?


my friend once bought me a car. i do not eat bread. i take vitamin c when i have a cold. my favorite season is winter. i am disabled and cannot walk.

i have 2 jobs , i am a waiter on the weekends
must be nice being a waiter and being able to walk
during the week i dabble in real estate
can you get me a good deal on a house ?
i love walking with my friends we are very close
do you like walks in the cold or when it is warm ?
i have 7 older brothers , do you have any family
i had a family until the accident
i cant seem to find love but i will not stop looking for it
you will find it soon enough
oh no what happened ? did you have a car accident
its hard for me to relive . it involved bread and a defective oven .
maybe i could find you a good deal on some real estate
that would be great . youre alot like my friend
wow , i hate to hear about bread being destroyed in an oven
its why i no longer eat the stuff . it traumatized me .


my favorite book is the tale of genji. i am a petsitter. my mom died when i was six. i have purple hair. my dad is a college professor.

hi . what do you do for a living ? i am a nurse
i hotel pets when their owners are away names oreo by the way
that sounds like fun , i love cats and dogs . any siblings ?
my mom passed when i was in second grade i have raised my sister ever since
i am sorry to hear that . i have two brothers and two sisters older than me .
our dad is a professor at the local college
what does he teach ? and sorry if i sound strange but what color is your hair ?
he taught us to read the tale of genji his favorite literature
i will look that up . i just dyed my hair pink last weekend .
they do not get i dyed my hair purple for cancer
that is sweet of you . do you live near grand rapids ?
no i been there but live near chicago
i like chicago , been there once . so you have no allergies since you host pets ?
no luckily i do not or i would be in trouble
that is true . i am allergic to strawberries and bees .
well bees i am too but pets i am not
bees are horrible , you almost die and it is painful on top of it .
i hate the cost of the silly medical pen its crazy
yeah , that is ridiculous . i do not like the whole medical system in this country
yes i agree with you we have the worse but people keep moving here
i really want to move out , just do not know where to go
exactly especially where our money flourish may be a fail medically
the process to get anything treated is just too long for no reason , and very costly
yeah my sis is on gov insurance cause she cant get back on disability
my daughter recently had surgery , has a supposedly great insurance , copay is just crazy
sis cries herself to sleep having ms n not able to work
that is really sad . is she on medicaid ?
yeah but was on disability for a while now they cut her out the blue
trump can be thanked for that . real nice chatting with you but i have to go
i need to help her take her meds hope u have a wonderful night


my adopted dad works at hp. i was adopted when i was a baby. my mom stays at home. the future scares me.

what are you doing today ?
nothing much . my step father works at hp
hp the computer company ? i drive trucks
yes , my mom have no work . i was adopted and it scares me a lot .
my mom used to teach . why does it scare you ?
because my real dad might come
are you worried about him ?
yes a lot i think he is mad at me
that is pretty scary . where are you from ?
i do not know because i was adopted
oh , okay . i grew up in virginia
i love to go there someday
you should . the best thing was driving cars up there . especially stick shifts
i do not have a car though
oh . maybe you should get a job to buy one ?
i do not like i am too lazy


i like to watch movies. i am a mother of 5. i like to draw. i like to do crafts. i like all types of music.

hello there ! how are you ?
i am fine my 5 kids are driving me crazy !
oh golly that is a lot of kids ! my two daughters are more than enough !
we spend a lot of time watching movies and i do love that part
that sounds nice ! we spend a lot of time shopping of course !
i love to shop . i love to go to the craft store . i love crafts
crafts are fun ! i remodel homes , which is like giant crafts !
that is so cool . i love to draw things as well
i also hunt , specifically with a bow .
that is cool also . i love music and all types .
music is so great . do you like holidays ?
i love new years it the worlds greatest do over
halloween is my favorite . and its so soon !
yes in less that 2 weeks all the kids will be minions
what great costumes ! that is perfect !
yes and i love all the movies


i am married. my favorite color is blue. i work 2 jobs. i love the beach.

hey there , hows it going ?
ah , not too bad . yourself ?
yabu just got done chasing some kangaroos out of my back yard
that is pretty interesting . did you have any help ?
yes , my bf of 5 years got the broom lol , kicked him the chest it was funny !
haha ! my wife would probably just make me do it all myself . she would freak out lol .
i wanted to see the joeys even from a distance . . cute but feisty critters
i would be a little more worried about getting kicked , haha .
lol yeah i should think a little more , but when your from london . . . you do not haha
oh , definitely . i get that . you got your excitement for the day .
yay it was better than painting !
i will bet ! bob ross would be jealous .


someday i would like a truck. i like to vote. i do not like working long hours. i work at a hospital. i like toyota cars.

hey , my name is amanda and you are ?
i am jimmy nice to meet you .
nice to meet you too .
what is your favorite car ? mine is a toyota .
what vegetables do you dislike ? i definitely do not eat carrots !
i cannot stand russell sprouts ! ll
never ate that . are you athletic ? i am not right now since i am pregnant with twins !
wow ! boys or girls ? i work long hours at a hospital does that count ?
i want know until monday . . yes , that definitely does count , lol !
i hate the hours i work and hope to drive truck one day .
i hate my hours too . i sometimes work 12 16 hours sometimes .
jeeze you sound like me !


both my parents are creative. my dad works in the automotive industry. i m a student living at home while pursuing my music industry degree. i dream of playing music for a living.

hello . i am a college student . how about you ?
i am a student living with my parents going to school
so am i . when i am not studying i go to death metal concerts .
i am getting a degree in the music industry and my dream is to play music
good choice . i have not figured out what i want to do yet .
my parents are creative people and encourage me to do the same
you are fortunate . i spend quiet time watching cartoons .
my dad is head designer for this automotive industry
that kind of work does take creativity . i am not that fortunate .
i hope i can reach my passion and make music for a living
what kind of music do you listen to ?
all sorts but a lot of rock music
i am helping my family decorate some for halloween .
that is awesome to hear
halloween is the fun holiday . i like passing out candy and all the costumes .
halloween is a fun holiday


i am the leader of the french fry research department at del taco. i once fell up a whole flight of stairs. my favorite band is up. my lifes passion is designer french fries.

hello , haw are you tonight ?
i am doing great ; how are you ?
i am ok . long day at work , the elephants wanted snacks
where ? me detach research dept as a french fry leader .
i am a zoo keeper . my wife and i work together
do you have any passions in life ? me designer ff french fries
my daughter . she graduated early , and is valedictorian .
cool ! do you have any fav bands ? mine is up .
tubac . i love rap . i also like 2 star symphony .
once at concert , i fell up not down an entire flight of stairs . . .
i did that on my wedding day and tore the
ouch ! i think i might have had too much to drink . lol
lol . i hit the champagne early , damaged my dress .
bummer ! hope the rest of the wedding went well .


i m a children s librarian. i m very shy. i wear glasses. i have no children of my own.

hi , i have 2 kids and my hubby is a preacher . you ?
i work for a library . i do not have any children .
nice . i sell clothes and other items on facebook for a living .
that sounds interesting . how do you find items to sell .
garage sales . do you dye your hair ?
i do not but i have thought about it .
i have curly hair and it is dark thinking of making it blonde .
i wish i had curly hair . mine is straight and will not hold a curl .
this weekend , i need to clean my house , which i do not like doing .
i hate cleaning too . i really hate cleaning the bathroom .
i am with you there for sure .
i have a mountain of laundry to fold and put away .
you must not have done laundry in a long time since you have no kids ?
it has been awhile . my husband has a lot of clothes .
some men like to change clothes multiple times a day anyway . lol
yes , some do . do you have any hobbies ?


i have amazing eye sight. i am a democrat. i like to only eat fish. both my parents were over 6 foot tall.

where can you find freedom ?
i think withing the democratic party .
for sure also democrats have limited rights to do what they want .
why do you feel unfree ?
i hate the rules at school , home road and every were .
hmm i think some rules are neccessary .
some just make people uncomfortable like me .
i have a rule that i only eat fish .
me i cannot make any rule for myself am only there to obey already made ones .
anyone can make rules they want to live by .
my parents told me not to until i get my own home .
parents can be overbearing . mine were both over 6 foot tall .
especially my mum cannot allow me to make any choice .
do you know why that is ?


i work in advertising. my mother is dead. i like to hike. i have a golden retriever. i write fiction for fun.

hi , i am kevin , i love computer science .
hello ! i am kami . so is that a profession of yours too ?
i will be studying it soon . . . college hopefully
oh awesome . advertising in my profession . so i write fiction just for fun .
i love fiction . i play computer games , so a good story keeps my interests .
nice . i go hiking every once in a while with my golden retriever .
i like to stay inside and play my games most of the time . .
so you got siblings to play games with ?
mostly just people online . multiplayer . maybe i should make some real friends huh ?
well i guess online friends are friends too . no judgement here .
so if i said i do not eat meat , would that make you feel like i am strange ?
not all all . everyone has their own preferences . i mean i read fan fiction .
fan fiction huh ? i play some games made by fans of games i love .
yes , weird right ? see we all enjoy different things .


i am a student. i have an internship at a computer company. i like to go fishing. my mom is a lawyer. i have 5 children.

hi cooking ribs cause they go well with mangos
i enjoy fishing . i should get some fish for you to cook
i love to snorkel so water is my second home
if you get hurt while snorkeling and need a lawyer , you should call my mom .
i would do that if iphones were waterproof
lol ! ! do you have kids ? i have five
no just some komodo dragons i caught
are you a student like me ? i go to school every day of the week
no i recently graduated college
congratulations ! what did you study ?
i studied computer programming and when studying i listen to gary numan
that is so cool ! i am an intern at a computer company . gary numan sounds like noise .
exactly why it kept me focused
lol . you are quite the comedian . i do not think you really listen to gary numan
his song cars is ironic
i have never heard it . what is that song about ?


i do not like my reputation. i have a harsh inner critic. i want to move. i wish i could take back a mistake.

i work out daily to stay fit and look good how about you
i am a bit envious . i never work out as much as i should
do you like to write ? i write for a living .
i think i am way too critical of myself to write . what do you write about ?
i make a living writing about people and there life styles
you could write about me . i have a bad reputation .
if you live in kentucky , i can write about you
i am tired of texas . i should move there
because my parents live there , i can visit and write about you
oh , that would be perfect . i could tell you all about the horrid mistake i made
what about music ? do you like metal ? that is my favorite .
metal is pretty good ! i like progressive metal like tool
what is progressive metal ? i am old school
its hard to explain but you should definitely check tool out
that is cool , i will so what should i write about you ?
hmm . . maybe about my internal dialogue . i am always so critical of myself


i am a cartographer. i like to paint outdoors. i used to be a nurse. i like to make bagels.

i think i have a tiny crush on my coworker , should i tell him ?
yes . i use to crush on the doctors when i was a nurse .
what should i say ? will it be weird ?
tell them some of the food you like to cook . i make bagels .
do you have to get up early in the morning to make bagels ?
yes but i am used to getting up early to paint the outdoors .
oh okay . i do not like mornings , i prefer to sleep in .
are you familiar with map making ?
no i am not , it sounds complicated
i went to cartographer school and i am now a cartographer .
wow . i do not do much other than skateboarding
they use to call me tony hawk when i was growing up .
haha ! cool nickname . how old are you ?
i am eighty five years old . i make maps and eat bagels , a simple life .


i am afraid to leave the house. i enjoy reading. when i was a child i was kidnapped by my uncle. i love to clean my house. i live with my sisters and they provide me with all my needs.

what are you up to today ?
hi . just finished cleaning my house . it is a great feeling . you ?
i wish i had the energy to do all of that . i am getting old
what do you like to do ? reading is a favorite of mine .
when i have the energy , i love to garden
i would too , but i am afraid . i never leave home .
wow that must be tough . why is that ?
my uncle . he kidnapped me when i was a kid .
oh my gosh ! that is so terrible . i am so sorry
thanks . my sisters are the best . they live with me and help me .
that is really great . i live alone . my husband passed away last year
i am so sorry to hear that .
it is okay . my family helps me
it is great when we have people to help take care of our needs .