i am in art school. i have blonde hair. i aspire to paint murals. i like to work with acrylics. my favorite class is painting.

hi how are you ?
i am good thanks for asking , and you ?
i am good i was just eating my favorite , pizza ! !
yum ! i love veggie pizza ! ! do you have any hobbies ?
no i do not but i love thierry henry .
i am not sure who that is . i am currently in art school .
oh that is great , i took art at standford , how do you like it ?
i love it ! my favorite medium is acrylics and painting is by far my favorite class .
oh acrylics are awesome , my wife is teaching our 4 year old son to paint with them .
that is wonderful ! i hope to paint murals one day .
maybe you could paint a mural of thierry henry , if we ever find out who he is .
maybe ! ! i am a blonde , so it would not surprise me if the answer was obvious .
nope it is not obvious to me and i m bald .
ha ha ! it was nice chatting with you !


i am leaving for college in three months. i am vegan. my father is a mechanic. my favorite band is muse. i work at walmart as a stocker.

hello how are you today ?
good , how are you doing ?
i am doing well ! any plans this weekend ?
yea , there is a muse concert that i am going to .
really ? never heard of it . do explain
they are an english rock band that play really cool music .
interesting i might have to check it out . so what hobbies do you have ?
i just became a vegan last year . its working out really well .
i have considered that as a healthy life style . is it hard ?
not really , its like dieting , you just need to stay conscious .
well that is good to know . i have my own experiences with diets
oh really what kinds ? i am studying nutrition in college
pale diet , low carb etc . it hard to keep up with it while travelling international
why do you travel all the time ?


i love kids. i have a lot of style. when i am stressed , i overeat. i enjoy organizing my surroundings. i am a kindergarten teacher.

what kind of books would you suggest to a depressed epileptic ?
books that stimulate the minds ? keep them busy . . .
i am always thinking too much , about my son who hates me , my divorced parents . . .
i enjoy being with kids , perhaps that may help with depression
no one likes me , so i stick to the books .
we all have problems , i overeat when a stressful event happens
i used to go swimming , i loved that . but the epilepsy got worse so i stopped .
perhaps keep your environment organize may help , it helps me
is there anything that would improve my relationships with my family ?
swimming is great , does it help with epilepsy ?
its dangerous now with the epilepsy . maybe i will try again , but need a spotter .
how about giving your self some different life styles ? like me , it helps
what kind of life styles do you think would work ?
being a teacher in a kindergarten , i am very good with kids , i can help you
maybe you can help my son , he is about that age , and he hates me .
ask him what style of a father he likes ? perhaps go from there ?


my hobbies are sleeping and playing the guitar. i am a factory worker. i have a wife and two kids. i want to be in a band someday.

hello , my father is dead
hello , good to talk to you . i am sorry to hear that
i make commercials to forget
it is good to have something to focus on . i play guitar
that would give me allergies .
i never hear of someone who was allergic to a guitar !
well today is the day i guess
i like to learn new things , i work in a factory
that sounds like a lot of fun
it is hard work , i sleep a lot when i am home
i do not like my wife
that is unfortunate ! i quite like mine , and my 2 children
she left me in canada
oh no ! where did she go ?
she left me for a canadian
perhaps she will not be your wife for much longer


i love to read fiction. i love pasta. i am a student at a small community college. i am twenty years old.

hi what are you up to ?
just watching game of thrones . how about you ?
great show . i would fit in on there . always say i meant to be a prince haha
lol i love scifi fiction stuff so it works for me . are you in school ?
nope . i am a literal basement dweller . mom pays for everything . pretty sweet deal
nice ! i still live at home too , just started online classes at a community college .
how are those going ? do you have free time for fun ?
not too bad . i always make time to fun , mostly reading . any hobbies ?
i play dungeons and dragons and eat tons of nachos
nice ! i love nachos but spagetti would probably have to be my favorite .
spaghetti is pretty dope too
what state do you live in ?


i love sunsets. sometimes i think i should get out and exercise more. i work 60 hours a week. i wake early to watch the sun rise every day. i eat breakfast then go right back to bed.

hello , how are you i am just fine
i am good . you see the sunset tonight ? i loved it !
no that sound good , but i went to church to night
that sounds fun . how about watching the sun rise ? i try to every day
that sound good , i get to see it some time
i would invite you to see it with me , but i eat breakfast then go back to sleep
thanks any way i love baking jelly cake what about you
i world alot 60 hours a week . i really wish i could get out and exercise
that a lots of hours hope you get a break soon
me too . what else do you enjoy ?
love playing with my pet dog
cute , if i had a dog i would name it sunset
that sound real cute , also love fishing
cool ! i love fishing too . would be good at the sunrise
yes and sunset also is a good time
lets do it one time ! what you think ?


i wish my boyfriend didn t want an open relationship. i m not going to go the extra mile anymore. i want to get married again. i m angry at my coworker.

hello , how are you today ?
not so great , my boyfriend is a dog , a regular harvey weinstein
whats wrong with your boyfriend ?
he wants to sleep with other people while he is with me
oh . i do not have a boyfriend even though i am in highschool . kick him out !
i just do not care anymore . lucky for you , you are still so young
yeah but i wish i can move out and was i older sometimes
i used to say the same thing . now i wish i could go back in time !
i work and sometimes still worry about money even though i am in school
i hate going to work , i want to punch my coworker in the face
haha , my close friend works with me so its fun . what your coworker do ?
she slept with my boyfriend !
find a new job and break up with him !
you are so right ! i just want to be happy again , and find my soulmate
you will be happy again ! your boyfriend is dumb though
he is most certainly dumb , but i am dumber for putting up with his shenanigans .


i love computers. i started working at google last week on self driving car research. i am considered a nerd by many. i am very good at math and science.

hi how are you tonight
hi ! doing great how about you ?
i am good except when my friends make me buy all the beer
i wish i had friends . many people think i am a nerd
there is nothing wrong with that
you are right . nothing wrong with excelling at math and science
that is so true i always blame the other guy even when i know it is me
i cannot blame computers . i love them !
i need to get more tone though
i get to exercise at the gym at google since i started working there last week
that is my dream job can i come along
yes ! you can help with my self driving car research
i am in california right now
i am also for google headquarters


i want to put my photos to a music video staring adam levin. i want to be a famous photographer. i am a widow. i want to travel the world taking photographs of my travels. i like taking pictures.

hi how are you today ?
i am all right . how are you ?
i am good . what are your hobbies ?
i enjoy travelling , photography and making music videos
do you make your own music ?
no , i just take photos . i love the band maroon though . do you like them ?
i do not really listen to music . but i love to draw
that is cool . what do you like to draw ?
mostly everyday objects like food or soda
my goal is to be a famous photographer . i love taking pictures of exotic places .
that sounds wonderful . i hope you can get there
me too ! i have been through some big life changes lately .
what do you do for work ?
currently i am taking freelance photography jobs and building my portfolio .


i work in a factory. i am not social. i do not eat well. i am very unproductive unless it comes to my job.

hello hope you are having a good day
it is ok . i do not get much done unless i am at work
i understand that i am studying hard in law school
an education is a good thing to get . i never did .
its never too late . do you have any pets ? i have a very loyal pug
no . i do not get along with anyone even pets
do you like to shop ?
not especially . what year are you in law school ?
i am a graduate student in new york
how do you like new york ?
i enjoy all the local shopping . i like to play sports in the park .
what sports do you play ?
basketball mostly and ultimate . do you play any sports ?
i used to play football but now am too unhealthy .
hope you feel better . i love football too
what team do you like ?


i love my grandchildren. i live by a lake. i am a wife. i own a custom upholstery shop. i am a mother.

the lightning last night made me smile . how is it over there ?
i love my grand babies , i seen it on the lake too .
wish i had babies , what do you all like to eat ?
me an my husband stay by the lake .
bet the lake is nice even when its cloudy
when i have time away from my customer designs in my shop , fruits .
save some pineapple for me so i can make some hawaiian pie
yes it is especially near halloween .
what kind of car do you drive ?
i sure will not a problem !
i feel as if you are ignoring me , maybe why i have no friends
i do not my husband does the driving
you two should try my vehicle , its spacious
no i let my old man drive me around now .


my favorite jello is the blue one. i do not eat asparagus. i have long red hair. i work at home on my computer. i own 10 cats.

hi . how are you doing ?
pretty good . i just finished work . i work from home which is nice .
lucky . i just finished grilling some delicious salmon .
that sounds yummy . my husband is grilling steak and asparagus but i hate asparagus .
steak sounds delicious , but i love fish more . have pets ?
i do i have 10 cats . how about you ?
i have a husky . he keeps me warm during the winter up here in the north .
oh my husband wanted a husky . they look so furry and cuddly .
they are . so what do you do for fun ?
i go to the movies . emma stone is my favorite actress she has redhead like me .
nice . i race rc cars for fun .
that sounds cool . do you have any kids ?


i hate seafood but love mexican food. i grew up in the deep south. my favorite color is blue. i love to hunt.

hello whats going on today ?
not too much . i went hunting this morning though . you ?
not too much . i am not very busy this time of year .
what do you do ? in the deep south , it is about hunting for your food .
i am on a reality tv show , but we do the filming over the summer .
sounds fun . some folks here will fish for food but i do not like seafood .
you live near a river or on the coast ? i love surfing .
i live near a river but there are gators . gator is good food .
are you in louisiana ?
mississippi and i wear blue mostly cause i like it .
i am not from the south but i love country music .
i can eat a lot of mexican food but i ai not mexican , so i gotcha .


i don t work. i am bald. i hate tacos. i like to swim.

hey how are you today
howdy . i am fine . what do you do for a living ?
i am a teacher like my mom and dad were
that is awesome . what grade do you teach ?
science at the 8th grade level . what do you do for a living
i cant find any work right now .
it is hard to find jobs now a days . so many people need them
yes i am going bald just stressing about it
aww i know its hard not to stress about it but it will work out
yes i know . i like to go to the pool and forget my worries .
the pool is nice i take my sons to the pool on the weekends
oh really ? how old are your kids ?
3 and 7 both love water
that is awesome ! do you take your family out to eat ?


my favorite color is black. i do not like pickles. my favorite tv show is rick and morty. i own an iphone.

hello , what are your weekend plans ?
i think i am going to watch tv
i just came in from working on my honda had to change the oil .
ok what are you going to do now any thing good ?
i am using the laser light and watching my 3 cats go crazy . . lol
ll , that sounds entertaining . i am going to stay in my pajamas all day .
i am eating some candy while watching the cats . . lol
now i want candy , i should eat pizza and candy .
good combo . . . lol do you know anyone in the path of irma ?
i do know some people do you ?
yes they are already on their way out of florida so scary .
it is very scary . there is a lot of hurricanes out there .


i hate talking to people. i should beverage been born a prince. i play d and d. nachos are my favorite food. i believe dragons are real.

how are you , i want to buy a car
i am well . i want to buy a dragon
i want to drive my self to work in a nice car
where do you w o r k ?
i work in new york city 10 miles away from were i stay
new york has the best nachos . i love them
love them too bu the traffic at times annoys me
oh i know , maybe ride the train sometimes
waiting for the train can also be nagging
true but it beats sitting in traffic
its station is a bit far from my home
oh , do you have any hobbies ?
my hobbies are playing basket ball and checkers
i like basketball too and playing video games


people say i talk when i am not supposed to. my dream is to be a veterinarian. i could eat less. my three ring binder has my drawings of ponies all over it. i hate that my mom made me get braces.

hi how are you today
hello i am fine , just neet to cut down only eating
yeah you need to relax friend
yes , you right , on top i have braces ,
cool what color hair do you have
clear ones , , do you have braces , when i eat there all types of color
i got that fire read hair
wow , went extreme , i guess i could something different
yeah do you have a computer
yes , that is how i am talking to you .
do you need it fixed ?
no , i am a artist and my three ring binder has a special drawing
do you eat lots of meat
ponies is on my binder , and i cant think eating meat . my ponies


i like to go hunting. i work as a police officer. i have 2 dogs. i like to play video games. i don t like broccoli.

hi how are you doing tonight i am fine how about yourself ?
i am doing good . do you have any pets ?
yes i have a cat right now i like to watch sitcoms on t . v .
i like to play the playstation
cool that is a great game i have drove my honda that see better days .
what is your favorite food ?
i like italian food it is so tasty
i like everything except broccoli
oh it is good for you though that is okay .
what other hobbies do you have ?
i like looking forward to observing lately political thriller .
i like to be outside a lot
yes that is fun i sometimes sit by people i do not know on the subway , sucks .
what do you do for work ?
i used to work not anymore i am disabled but i find things to do .
yes i love technology !


i try to take a break and see a movie in theaters every other month. i currently work at target. i live in a house in california. everyday after work i buy my dog a dog biscuit. i am 5 7 tall.

hello , how are you today ?
hi , i am good thanks . just woke up not long ago . how about you ?
good ! my kids are going crazy , they are both under 10 years old .
i do not have kids , but i have a very hyper dog here ! lol
my 2 cats are keeping me busy as well ! have you had breakfast ?
no , i am thinking about grabbing something on my way to work . do u work ?
self employed and i work from home .
i work at target . if i had kids tho , i would want to work from home too !
i love target ! i buy my iron supplements there and they have my favorite kale chips !
its a great place to work at too , plus its close enough to walk there
i am originally from mn , so i am an avid target shopper and love target !
i live in california , was born here and lived here all my life . love it here !


i work as an extra for major motion pictures. i am an aspiring writer. i am a painter and love to create art. i have a set of identical twin brothers. i am a talented singer and have won several competitions.

how are you doing today
what do you do ? i am an extra in the movies
i like to help animals and hunt them
i want to be a writer though . that is my passion
what will you end up writing
i am also someone who paints . i create lovely art .
what all do you like to paint
do you have a sister or brother ? i have identical ones , two
that would be so cool
i sing too ! i have won contests even !
what contests have you competed in
what are you into ? are you a hunter ?
yes in fact i am
any other hobbies ? other interests ?


i learned how to reads when i was three. i love to read. i dropped out of high school. i read three books a week. i can read in english and french.

hello , how are you today ?
i am good . i speak two different languages .
wow , that is impressive . i teach first grade and i only know one language .
that is nice that you are a teacher . i never finished high school .
that is all right , you can always get your ged .
i would like to be a teacher someday .
that is great ! do you have any children ? my little girl is 3 .
i do not have children yet . i spend my time reading .
that sounds nice and peaceful . i read my bible quite a bit .
that is nice that you read the bible . i would like to do that .
i learned as a child . my dad has always preached and i have always been in church .
that is good . we both have been reading since a young age .
that is very good . what is your favorite color ? mine is purple .
my favorite color is blue . i like purple as well .
blue is very pretty . what do you do for fun ?
other than read , not much . what do you do for fun ?


i am a stay at home mom. i watch a lot of movies. i love to clean. i do not have much energy. i love fast food.

tell me about yourself , what is your profession ?
i am a stay at home mom . how about you ?
i am a writer for a local newspaper
i should read more newspapers . i tend to stick with movies .
what movies do you like ?
i do not have a lot of energy so i watch a lot of all types .
you should try doing some yoga , i find it helps me feel more energetic .
i also eat way too much fast food . that might help too .
whats your favorite fast food place ? i am always looking for new things to write about .
rdoba is pretty good . i love mexican food in general
is rdoba a food chain ?
yeah , sort of like chipotle .


i have been at my job for seven years. i am a vegan. i love country music. i like to read.

hey how are you today ?
hey i am ok . i am just extremely tired right nw
oh why are you so tired ?
just been working a lot . been with the company for 7 years now and i am burnt out
that is a shame , what do you do ?
financial advisor . i just sit at my desk and listen to my country station
oh that is not so bad . i work as an accountant , freelance mostly .
that sounds way better lol i enjoy reading as well
do you like to travel ?
i love to travel . but i do not do enough of it unfortunately
that stinks . i goes to fl once a week for a week .
that is awesome . and confusing lol fl once a week for a week ? so you are there everyday . . . . haha
ahahah sorry my ocd was flaring up . i mean once a year .
oh ok ahahah . no worries . whats your favorite food ?
fish and chips , what about you ?
i loooove me a good kale salad . i am vegan so


i don t like dresses. i love butterflies. i prefer summer. i type one handed. my favorite hero is flash.

hi how are you doing tonight ?
not bad watching the flash on the cw you ?
getting ready to start my senior year . it is hard because my best friend just moved .
that is no good my friend moved to but at least the world still has butterflies
i have not been happy at all . it has been hard for me to get anything done .
have you talked to anyone about it ?
just my mom , but she is very busying painting .
sorry if i am typing slow my left hand is not good i can only use my right
it is ok . i have not even been able to watch my favorite sport hockey .
i use to watch hockey alot whats your favorite team ?
i like the nj devils and the ny rangers . you ?
mine were the avalanche and the devils but i would not know any current players
i have not watched in a long time i have been so depressed .
it does not help summer ended either fall is depressing
yes it is especially without your best friend .
very true i remember the day my friend moved


i like to attend wine tours. we have two sons. i like to paint. i enjoy visiting museums. my husband is 20 years older than me.

hello , does anyone like kayaking ?
hey i would like to kayak , do you like it ?
love getting outdoors , since i am in a building most of the day .
that is great , i mostly like visiting museums
we go to field trips at museums . try to stay away from those .
o okay , my spouse is 20 years older , who also loves museums
okay . so what do you do for a living ?
i am stay at home , so i mostly spend time with my sons , housework , i enjoy painting
that is great ! i am a kindergarten teacher , with 26 impressionable kids .
wow that is awesome , how long have you been teaching
i have been teaching for 8 years , so far .
now that is incredible , what do you do for fun
like , i said kayaking is my favorite . but , anything dealing with the outdoors , i am open to .
right right , what else do you do outdoors , to much wine for me haha
i guess , you do need a relaxed , me time . mountain climbing , or hiking . how about you ?
drinking glass of wine while painting is something i love


i like horseback riding. i work at a non profit that helps children. i am allergic to shellfish. my favorite food is cheese.

hi . . how are you today
pretty good ! my name is , ironically , shelly . what about you ?
i am sandy . . how is ur weekend going
great ! we had perfect weather for horseback riding and i went to a cheese tasting . you ?
nothing much today . . i am jst waiting for something interesting to happen
why not join a volunteer group ? we always need new volunteers at my non profit !
good to know . . which group you are working for ? ?
make your garden grow , its dedicated to helping children in impoverished areas !
great idea . . i wish i can start
no time like today ! what do you do for work ?
i work for a it company . .
that sounds interesting . do you go out to eat often ?
not much of a foodie . . but love to travel
oh , i love food , except shellfish . where have you traveled ?


i have six older sisters. i am an avid fan of the boston celtics. i love walking in the park. i work for a small , family owned restaurant. i love chocolate.

hello there ! how are you today ?
i am ok . curious to try ruby chocolate .
i hear they are great ! ever watched anime shows before ?
not much . i usually watch the celtics play for fun .
enjoy them a lot . but not as much as my little pony !
i am the pastry chef in a restaurant . i have made map cakes .
nice ! i love that ! also cats are great ! do not mind me , i am a bit weird .
that is ok . i love walking with my cat in the park .
oh that is great ! my cat on the other hand cannot stand her leash
it depends on the cat . my older sisters are shocked my him .
lol . that is adorable . my cat just lays around all dat
do you have older siblings ?
i am actually the oldest . all siblings are in hawaii at the moment
that is nice . i have 6 sisters . we all live in chicago .


i am a vegan. i enjoy hiking. my favorite artist is bob ross. i got a job as an accountant 3 months ago.

hello ! how are you today ?
i am doing well , and you ?
i am doing good . waiting for lunch . what is your name ? i am arnold
i am named bob , like my favorite painter . bob ross . you ?
i told you my name . haha
ya know i did not even see that . i can be a ditz
what is a ditz ? i do not know that word
kind of like a spas , i am vegan though .
i am not old enough to be in the army . thank you for your service though .
i am not in the army . i am an accountant
vegan is not part of the army ?
nope , it means i eat no animal parts or product
oh . i am waiting on a sandwich . mom is putting ham and cheese in it .
oh my ham is from pigs . do you have a job ?
i am not old enough to work yet . oh , i am drinking orange juice , that is not animals
that is good , ha ha . do you like hiking


i am allergic to peanuts. i will one day own a ferret. my mom raised me by herself and taught me to play baseball. i still love to line dry my clothes. i blog about salt water aquarium ownership.

hello how is your night going
hi it is going quit well thank you . and yours ?
mine is great just watching mma its the best
oh , i forgot that was on tonight
do you ever try protein powder and water
yes i have . i have to be careful of the ingredients though
yes that is very important if your on a diet
i have to watch out for ingredients that i might be allergic to
i understand that that could end bad
do you protein powder for a special diet
i lift but i do not drink that
lifting is good exercise , i used to left but not anymore
you should again it keeps you healthy
yes i should that would be good for me .


i have three roommates. both of my parents are teachers. i work at a coffee shop. my sister and i are in a grunge band. i have an eyebrows piercing.

hello there ! it is great to meet you !
hi there . . great to speak with you
you as well . just got to work after a long drive .
ya , i am just hanging around my roommates . i have 3 of them .
that is a lot ! sorry , still a bit angry . i hate traffic .
i do not blame you ! i work close at a coffee shop .
ah , i cannot drink much coffee because i am diabetic ,
bummer . both of my parents teach . one teaches nutrition
ah , nutrition is great ! i could learn from them .
i am sure ! not my sister though , she loves grunge and is a band
ah , well music is still nice .
of course it is !


i can t get enough gummy worms to satisfy my sweet tooth. i eat tuna fish salad at least every day. my favorite music is two steps from hell and rock opera genre. i read sci fi space adventures with a passion.

hello ! just brought my dogs in from a walk !
hello there how was your walk . i need to get my gummy worms !
it was good ! gummy worms are good but not on my diet !
yeah i can not get enough of them or tuna salad . do you read ?
not for fun , i help children with school though .
that is awesome . i like sci fi what about music ?
i listen to music while i train people at the gym
oh wow your busy . i like rock opera genre you ?
i listen to christian rock . it is good to prepare for church
i like that too . where do you live ?
in georgia . very beautiful here right now .
i am in idaho starting to really get cold here but the colors are beautiful
i bet my dogs would love the cooler weather .
are they long haired dogs ?


i race cars for a living. i like to play board games. i have 4 daughters. i am an athlete.

hello , how are you doing ?
hi i am good . just came back from a workout an hour ago
very nice . what did you do ?
today i focused primarily on my upper body but i also hit the treadmill
do not forget to have a leg day ! ll . where do you work ?
haha true . i am a professional sports car driver and in my spare time , a triathlete
wow , that would be a cool career . i just started interning at google .
it is . nice , how is it so far ?
its fascinating . just very busy never a dull moment for sure .
interesting , reminds me of life at home with my four daughters , never a dull moment
4 daughters ? yeah , that would be insanity .
haha , its like that at times . but that goodness for board games


my favorite food is steak. i only listen to opera. i get up at 4am everyday. i have never been to canada. i live in a condo.

hello ! what do you like to do for fun ?
i get up at 4am for work haha , on my down time i smoke
wow , too early ! i collect rocks and dragon ball z dolls .
cool , i use to love dragon ball z , still do , just no time
i have too much time . what do you do for a living ?
work in warehouse
that is interesting . are you active at all ? i do sumba .
my job is very physical , what you do for living ?
i work in an art gallery , i love the big paintings we get there .
that is pretty cool , i need to swith careers haha
i am big into collecting , but cannot afford paintings , i get to see them though !
well that is cool , at least your around something you enjoy


i want to be a famous photographer. i want to travel the world taking photographs of my travels. i want to put my photos to a music video staring adam levin. i am a widow.

well hi there ! anything interesting going on ?
oh i am just checking through photos that i took and editing . you ?
i recently returned from london , so i have lots of photos to sort myself .
oh my son has a soccer coach who is from london . what did you do there ?
well , we went to a lot of churches i think i may be too religious lol
that is funny . i take photos of many things . i want to become well known !
that would be great ! i get agitated too often to want to be famous .
oh do you have anger issues ? i am sorry that you are easily bothered .
i deal with it . my main anger seems to come when i have to eat green beans .
i would suggest cutting out the green beans in that case .
consider it done ! i have to go soon , because my favorite game show is coming on .
what show will you be watching ?
wheel of fortune lol ! i feel like i am learning all about you !
wow , i had a colleague go on that show . he won a little bit of money !
a little bit is better than nothing ! thanks for the little chat !
sure , i enjoyed talking with you .


i have driven a race car before. i sometimes get into fights. i would like to try sky diving. i do whatever it takes to get what i want.

hey ! how is it going ?
great ! how are you today ?
pretty good . life is nice when you have money .
tell me about it . been saving up to go racing again .
nice ! i like gambling as well . i am only rich cause i won the lottery .
oh , do you own a plane ?
no . i am responsible with my money , so i never have to work again . do you ?
i do not either . i have always wanted to jump out of one though !
is that one of your hobbies ?
no , just something i would like to try . i will one day .
good luck with that .
thanks ! good luck with your finances as well .


i own a black suburban. i spend a lot of time driving my kids to sports events. i drink a lot of apple martinis when i get a girls night out. i am a member of four book clubs , the pta , and two bunch groups. i still dream about going to paris and designing clothes.

hello , how are you doing today ?
i am doing great thanks ! how are you ?
i am doing well . i just finished playing some video games with my sone
good to hear ! sounds like fun !
yeah ! he is a straight a student . do you have any children ?
clever boy then ! yes , i have two who are big into sports .
ery cool ! my son and i are not into sports much , but we like to work out
cool ! so what are your hobbies ?
person i have a pretty tone body and a collection of video games . what are your hobbies ?
i am a bookworm and a member of numerous book clubs !
neat , what genres do you like to read
mostly fiction , but i do enjoy reading biographies too .
oh , what type of people , such as political figures , do you like to read about ?
i like to read about fashions designers .


i dislike animals. i have allergies. i wish that i lived in the city. i am a vegetarian. i live on a pig farm.

hi there . how are ya ?
hi i am pretty good . my allergies are really acting up today .
sorry to hear that . i always had bad allergies when i liven on my farm in kansas .
i live on a farm too , a pig farm .
mine is a horse farm . i love horses and horseback riding . do you like pigs ?
no . i do not like animals at all . i would rather live in a city .
sorry to hear that . do you have kids ?
no i do not . do you ?
yep . three daughters . my house is crazy .
are you a vegetarian ? i am because of living on the pig farm .
no but i do not blame you . do you have any hobbies ?
i like to do research on different cities . you ?
i go scuba diving with my wife a lot .
that sounds fun and adventurous .
it really is . i live in detroit so we have to do it in the lake though .
you should go to a tropical island and do it in the ocean .


i like crocheting. i love cats. i am married to a man. i am a woman. i have five children.

hello , do you greet all people you know
well i was always raised to be a proper lady so yes . .
how about people you know and they annoyed you ?
i have a large family soon 6 children so it takes alot to tick me
no , am referring to neighbors and work mates
i own a crocheting business on etsy so i do not deal with work mates
then what of neighbors and people at church ?
my husband and i are agnostic so i have not been to church ever
so you are attached to only your family and not community ?
no i foster cats so i do give back just i live in the country
do you have a best friend apart from your husband ?
yes i did but she passed away last year
so you do not have any other friends a part from her
well none i had held as close or trusted like her


i am a fan of system of a down. i am a vegan. i learned piano at age 6. i own 9 guitars. i am trying to play in a local band.

hi there ! how is it going ?
going good man got some system of a down cranked . love em .
sod is a good band . ever been to a concert ?
i go to every one i can . trying to get going in a local band .
similar style to sod ? what do you play ?
mom got me started on piano at 6 but now one of 9 guitars
i learned guitar at one point . i cannot remember a single chord now
what do you do for a living ?
i am a writer . i do not currently work for a publishing firm
so you are freelancing now ?
i just try to live simply until someone likes something i write
kinda same as me . chill out , eat vegan and shred on guitar .
i could not do the whole vegan thing
its tough but if i touched a burger again my girlfriend would kill me
a vegan that would kill somebody . i do not believe that
when it comes to killing with vegans it is people before animals


i am not married. i like to sing. i love basketball. have both daughters and sons. i like to hunt.

good morning , how are you today ?
great how are you doing this morning ?
excellent . i just came in from weeding the garden .
cool are you interested in basketball ?
i played a bit in college . i take it that you are a fan ?
never played myself but yes a big fan . you have a hobby ?
i have my garden and i live to visit my friends in the city . how about you ?
that is awesome , i also like gardening . but i am into hunting too .
i have never been hunting . what do you like to hunt ?
i actually hate to shoot things i just like the outdoors .
i love the outdoors ! what do you do for a living ?
journalist . do you have a big family ?
its just me and my mom , she does social work for schools .
yeah i never got married so same situation . do you work ?
i work in a specialty food store . i have been there for 15 years .
awesome ! favorite food you sell there ?


i dye my hair blonde. i am an only child. i have 3 cats. i like going to foreign countries.

hi , how are you doing , please tell me more about yourself !
hi . i am good . taking care of my cats . you ?
i am doing great as well . do you have any other animals or any kids ?
nope just the 3 cats . how about you ?
yes , i have a dog , but no kids
how about any other family ?
yes , i was married three times before , but they are all ex wives now , you ?
nope . . . i am an only child and mostly just hang with friends .
that is cool . are you into cars ? i have three ferrari parked in my garage .
wow , pretty neat . i am not that in to cars . i save for travel
yes , i used to be an actor , however i retired , did not like it
that must have been an exciting life


many of my former students like to visit me. we plan to travel after he retires. i am a retired school teacher.

hi
hi how are you
i am doing ok how are you
i am good
where are you from
i am from ohio how about you ?
i live in new york city
oh nice ! i have always wanted to go there
i love it here endless places to take my girlfriend . i love her and want her happy
my husband is the same way , he promises to travel with me after he retires
that is awesome you will have fun . i am hoping my older brother can come up here soon
whats your favorite thing to do there ?
i run at central park
i am not much of a runner but i love to walk


i am allergic to cats. i keep my hair cut very short. i am learning to play the piano. i love scary movies.

hey how are you today ?
i am good thank you for asking , and you ?
i am good about to go to work at this weird party store i work out haha
that sounds fun ! i might watch a scary movie . i love them .
oo haha scary movies are too much for me which is probably why i love christmas
i love spooky things . i would own a black cat if i was not allergic .
that is unfortunate cats are the best . i have a bunch of rescues because i feel i relate
yes , i wish i could own one ! do you have any hobbies ?
no i am just going with the flow i am actually going through a huge scandal right now
o wow ! i hope everything turns out ok . i enjoy playing the piano .
yeah thanks i have a secret family who i do not even know because i am adopted
wow that must be a lot to deal with .


i always carry an edged weapon. i work on the radio as a character voice. i once started a forest fire in california. i was the first test child for sesame street. i speak six languages.

hi , i am old and i hate life
i understand , i am pretty old myself .
the only time i can stand myself is when i am in the grass , barefoot .
i do not trust myself around grass . accidentally started a forest fire , once .
noah , that sounds like a great story ! please tell !
when i used to live in california , as a kid , i went hiking with friends .
yes ? go on ? build up the story , line by line !
we were pretending we were on a quest , in the woods nearby our neighborhood .
after a dragon ? an evil wizard ? the little white rabbit ? i will be quiet . . .
ll ! actually , it was a dragon ! when it got dark , we wanted torches . . .
whispers to self i am so stealing this for my students . . . .
go ahead ! so , we got some sticks and an old lighter we would found on the ground and . . . well . . .
oh no ! this cannot end well !
no , it did not . huge trouble . i was never allowed back there , and for good reason .
was it a national forest ? that could be bad trouble
no , but it could have been worse than it was . we found help quickly .


my favorite food is pasta. i m a older woman. i retired so i can spend more time with my husband and helping people. i live in a rural area.

hey there ! do you like reading ?
yes all the time since i retired .
ooh ! well i like to tutor people or knit . what are your hobbies since retiring ?
i volunteer and help others when ican
that is so good of you . i recently read pride n prejudice , again ! lol
do you like pasta , i love making it
you sound italian , and i am just a boring bookworm .
my farm is rural , i need a chopper to go grocery shopping .
that is amazing ! i wish i lived on such a farm
you would love it , it is a good place to retire .
nice . i will just knit another sweater by myself with my books .
nice , i am an old lady i should learn to knit .
i actually knitted my youngest that outfit from the dr sues movie
that is awesome what is your favorite food ?
i do not have a favorite , but i am hungry now
i like making all sorts of pastas
thank you for your time !
you too , take care alright .


i like the color red. i can type 140 words per minute. i talk very fast. i think the moon landing was faked.

hi how ar you doing
i am well , how about yourself ?
i am good just coming back from teh beach
sounds fun , could you see the moon ? you can see it in the day too
i did not look when i was outside
oh , oh well . do you think the moon landing was real ?
i think so what about you
i think it was faked
why do you say that
i dunno , people say i talk really fast so maybe it is my paranoia
are you a paranoid person
i can be , how about you ?
i am not too paranoid where do you work
i am a stenographer . what about you ?


my best friend is gay. i go to bed pretty late. one day i hope to own my own company. i am in school to be a computer engineer. my passion is in programming.

hello . do you like video games ? games are my life
my vestie loves them . she is a trans
that is good for them . i stand for gay rights
good for you ! i go to bed late because is fight for the rights too
i stay up late listening to kpop all the time
i am writing a kpop music program for my school engineering project
that is is so cool i write in all my free time
yes i write programs that is what i love to do
i eat a lot of junt food and i need to stop . i love junk food
yes stop that is not healthy
i am trying to loose weight
you can do anything you can . that is how i am getting through school


i have three children. my parents do not really speak english , but i speak italian and english. i got married when i was young. i moved to america when i was 14. i like to cook.

hi , i grew up in toronto canada . you ?
hey i am italian but moved to america when i was a teenager .
i am japanese but my parents immigrated to canada when i was born .
oh cool do you speak japanese then ?
my parents always spoke it at home so yes and english and french .
oh woah triple threat i can only speak italian and english haha .
do you like italian food ? i love mcdonald french fries .
yeah ! cooking is a passion of mine , i do it all the time for my family
that is awesome . i cannot cook but i can shop with the best of them .
haha yeah shopping is also a commendable skill .
could you teach me how to cook something italian ?
haha probably but i am usually busy with my family i married early and have several kids


i have driven a race car before. i have a bad habit of being dishonest. i sometimes get into fights. i do whatever it takes to get what i want. i would like to try sky diving.

hi how are you doing
i am wonderful how are you
i am good i am going shopping today so i am pretty excited
i love to shop . i would like to sky dive
that sounds a little too scary for me
sometimes i get so mad i beat people up
oh gosh that does not sound very nice
its not but i will get what i want
what do you do for a living
i am great at being dishonest . love my job
that is funny what hobbies do you have ?
driving a race car is awesome . you ?
basically just shopping and trying on my new clothes
i love trying on new clothes
its fun but can be an expensive hobby
yes you are right it is


both my parents were over 6 foot tall. i can jump straight up , out of a pool. i am a democrat. i like to only eat fish. i have amazing eye sight.

hi , how are you doing ?
i am good . how are you ?
i am good too . so what do you like to do in your spare time ?
i like swimming . i can actually jump straight up out of the water
wow ! are you on a swim team ?
no , but i am tall . both my parents are over 6 feet .
lucky ! if i were that tall i would have tried out for basketball .
haha . who do you like to do ?
i watch alot of basket ball and sing barbershop rap .
fun ! i really like fish . it is really all i eat
have you ever gone fishing ?
when i was younger i did
any reason you do not do it anymore ?
not really , just went with my dad then .


my wife is a nurse. my favorite place is the mountains. i like to play baseball. i have 2 kids.

i need another drink , pronto .
haha , my wife made me stop drinking . she is a nurse .
ever since they kicked me out of the white house , i cannot stop drinking .
you got kicked out of the white house ?
sshhh ! my initials are s . b . i cannot keep a job for very long .
haha , i may know who you are . my 2 kids are the same way .
its all my fault . i caused all those problems for djt .
well if you need a hideout . i have a place in the mountains . its great .
i think too much . and then i get tired of thinking and start drinking .
you should try baseball . it always gets my mind off things .
i may take you upon that offer . my family wo not take me in .
well if you want to play against someone let me know .


i listen to linking park , i do not know why. people in school said i was quiet. i was diagnosed with autism. i have not done anything since high school.

hey how are you doing ?
fine . i am on the spectrum autism
oh that is interesting . . . how is that like ?
well , people do not know how to react , so i tell them whats up
its good you are informing them . what do you do for fun ?
like , i say i like linking park , but cannot say why
i love rock music ! linking park is great
people say i am quiet , they have seem me upset
its ok to keep to yourself . i work for a big company . i would rather work alone
thanks , i have worked though since high school
that is impressive . i would really like to just win the lottery and not have to work
would you get boarded . when all your friends get promoted asn such
mmm i would probably just enjoy speeding around in my car
going where ? ? ? you need a purpose no ?
my purpose can be eating food haha
you need to have a dual purpose then working out


i have three dogs and two cats. i like to use a lot of exclamation marks when i type. both my moms tell me they love me when i call them. i live in chicago.

g morning . hope you are somewhere safe during the storms today .
i am , thank you . i am in chicago . are you safe ?
yes , i am on the west coast . our problem out here is wildfires .
i have been watching that . its heart wrenching to see all the devastation .
i know ! i am heartsick . the columbia gorge will never be restored in my lifetime .
i have never been there . do you have any pets ?
no , i am allergic . oddly enough , my twin brother is not .
too bad , i bet there are a lot of displaced pets from the fires .
some of them have been flown out here . we have animals displaced by wildfire out here , too .
flooding in the south , fires in the west . lets hope yellowstone does not erupt
if only we could fold the usa in half , so the fires and floods meet
that would be awesome ! i hope it all ends soon .
and then i heard they just discovered volcanoes under antarctica as well
i will have to tell my mom that , she is touring there in the fall .


i am a painter. my wife hates me , she thinks i am lazy and poor. i live a lie. i won a lottery 6 years ago but nobody knows.

hi , what music do you like to listen to ?
hi , i like various artists , but not pop music . i am an artist .
my favorite is really country its like a guilty pleasure
ugh . sorry , i do not like country , where do you live ?
i live in l . a . but i am not an actress anymore
so you were before , please tell me more ! !
yes , just small jobs nothing too big . i was an extra on moesha
being an extra is hard i understand , i hope you liked it .
yes , i will always love my past
i am an artist , but it is still very hard . . . especially in la
you can do it , do not give up ! i love the job i have now
i have lots of money , for no reason , but nothing makes me happy
what about animals ? i could not live without them
i have no animals , i am in a bad relationship


i like to fly kites. my car broke down last week. i work out every other day. i love sports , but rugby is my favorite.

hii , how are you ?
i am good but been better car broke down
oh , tell me something about you
i like to work out almost every day
oh nice are you married are not ?
yes but my real love is rugby
ok what is your favourite food item ?
fish sticks are good i suppose
that is cool . what is your hobbies ?
working out and playing rugby and you ?
my hobbies are playing cricket watching movies .
those sound like a lot of fun
and also i really like travelling
i too enjoy traveling that is so cool


i enjoy travel. connor mcgregor is my favorite fighter. i like watching ufc fights. i love to drive my car. i work in a factory.

good morning from new york ! !
good morning from wind blown and flooded florida
oh no ! how are you holding up down there ?
we are ok lost a bunch of trees on my property so clean up
i bet it makes for awesome pictures though .
yes everybody shares them with news stations here and becomes florida famous .
i love taking photos . so when you say we . . . do you have a family ?
there are four of us we were going to drive to north carolina next week .
oh . do you have a place to stay there ?
my uncle lives there , i always stay in hotel with a bar to watch ufc fights .
that is good . i am the youngest in my family with two older brothers .
i am smack dab in the middle of five kids and have two .
its nice to get away though . i am attending nyu right now .
we probably wo not get away too much cleanup and such and mess .
well i guess good luck and enjoy the rest and relax in nc while you can !
thanks , the songeasy street just came up on my phone .


i enjoy hanging out with my imaginary friends as a hobby. my name is jovannie and i m 19. i love eating barbeque sandwiches and pizza puffs. i live down the street from miley cyrus and pnb rock. my favorite show is tom and jerry.

our department has developed new taco shaped french fries for del taco .
that is impressive . i have a craving for pizza puffs and barbeque sandwiches .
i will make suggestions to my team and see what they can come up with .
great ! my nickname is jay and i am 19 years old . do you have hobbies ?
hi jay . i design cutting edge french fries with my research team . join us .
sure , if i can bring my imaginary friends . we hang out . what else ?
you can find me on my bike around town listening to u2 . you like music ?
yes . pnb rock and miley cyrus live down the street . do you watch tv ?
wow , miley cyrus . i bet she would like a bike she can pedal with her hands .
i bet . i imagine we watch tv . tom and jerry is the best show ever .
i like tv when i am not swamped with work . del taco is expanding .
that is a lot of tacos .
the best designs , i could hand craft a tom and jerry bucket of fries .
that is awesome . my imaginary friends would approve .
i imagine they would . would you like a job at del taco ?
sure . i could use a job so i can buy more pizza puffs and barbeque sandwiches .


i believe in ghosts and have seen them on several occasions. i only buy convertible cars. i own four german shepherds. i do not celebrate any holidays. i have created my own personal religion.

hello , how are you ?
i am fantastic . my lord beshusan has blessed me with another day .
that is great ! i hope your day goes well .
my day is almost over now . what did you do today ?
mine is too . i had to take care of my son today , he was not feeling to well .
oh what happened ? i do not know what i would do if my puppies got sick .
he just caught a bug at school , but he is feeling much better .
have you considered , maybe he is possessed ?
what ? ! ? no !
yes ! i have seen many ghosts in my lifetime .
i believe in shots but that does not mean my son is a demon .
you never know . i once witnessed my corvette start on its own .
that is nice . goodbye
goodbye friend .


i wish i knew where i belonged. i never sleep in. i train horses for a living. i write in my spare time. i hate my parents , but i love my job.

today i am annoyed about not being able to drive .
what can you not drive ? i hope you did not get hurt .
i have never been able to drive . i have epilepsy .
sorry to hear that . i hate my parents . they will not let me drive yet .
i love my mom . she is a nurse . she works hard to take care of us .
lucky you have your mom . i write in my journal every day .
i do that as well .
i have a job helping with horses too .
i work selling books at a store .
books are great , do you think ?
i think they are great as well .
i wanted to sleep in today but did not get a chance .
i got to . it was nice .
do you have brothers and sisters also ?
i have a little sister named felicia .
i have two sisters and they are older than me . i am the youngest .


i love travelling and discovering new cultures. my favorite sport is football. i have been married for 20 years. i volunteer at my local animal shelter. i am a military veteran.

good evening , how are you ?
pretty good and yourself ?
oh fine , just a quiet evening . should get to bed but watching a fascinating documentary .
my wife likes documentaries . what is this one about ?
the worlds columbian exposition in chicago . intriguing stuff .
sounds interesting . makes me think of travel and learning about new cultures . i enjoy both .
good for you ! i do not travel much , have you been anywhere recently ?
i went with some military buddies to visit the philippines . good times .
oh that must have been good ! sadly i do not get around well so travel is hard .
how come ? is it that you do not have the time to travel ?
partly time , but i am also paralyzed from the waist down . makes things tricky !
i understand . my wife has a handicap . happened the second year of our marriage .
i am sorry to hear that , is she still able to travel with you ?
she is . we make it work . have been for 20 years .
that is wonderful , i hope to find someone myself one day .
you will . i am sure . my wife and i met at a sports bar watching football .


i like to paint outdoors. i like to make bagels. i am a cartographer. i like to arm wrestle. i used to be a nurse.

that is a nice red sweater you are wearing
it could be because i make bagels
are they tasty like donuts . my dad always had donuts in squad car
they have the inspirational taste of my like to paint outside and cartography
do you paint houses ? being tall helps me be good at it
actually a cartographer , arm wrestle and paint anything outside . being tall nice !
i feel like i am wrestling at the nursing home sometimes
are you a current nurse ? i use to be a nurse
just volunteer . i enjoy the company
how wonderfully sweet , helping heal people can be rewarding
yes it is , kinda runs in the family . my dad was officer of the year
that is great we always need good people in the force , how may years ?
15 how long did you nurse ?
17 years , made food goods , entertained the community i took care of
that is a long time . i hope to go into the health fields after college
it can be rewarding take in all the knowledge you can and be smart


my favorite music is two steps from hell and rock opera genre. i eat tuna fish salad at least every day. i have sandy brown hair and green eyes. i read sci fi space adventures with a passion.

hey there , how was your day ?
pretty good . just finished a delicious tuna fish salad
that sounds pretty good . i am dave , nice to meet you
nina with the green eyes ;
ohhhh . i love green eyes . so beautiful
thank you . by the way , do you like rock and roll ?
i love rock . i am a fitness guru to . hiking is one of my favorite things to do
nice the only cardio i get is my nerdy sci fi space games though .
haha . i am a personal trainer so its literally all i do
i envy you . its hard for me to get motivated to work out
its very rewarding for me . come see me and i will train you
i would love to but its kind of hard to escape law school
oh yea law school is painful i bet lol
yes and the first year is horrible . i used to love to read but no more !
where are you from ? i am from las vegas
i am from los angeles originally


i did not finish college. my dad was a preacher. my favorite movie is the last of the mohicans. my mother was a school music teacher. my car is over 20 years old.

hey how are you ? what do you like ?
hi there . i like to watch movies especially the last of the mohicans
i like living alone it is so peaceful .
what do you do for a living ?
never heard of it , i am a mad scientist .
oh that is exciting . unfortunately i did not graduate from college .
aw well i understand , like video games ?
they are okay . my mom taught music so i like music a lot .
cool , i play the guitar
that is cool ! what is your family like ?
lol interesting would sum it up
i had an interesting childhood too , since my dad worked as a preacher
i bet you did then , tell me about it ?
i was just under constant observation . i could not get away with anything
i bet i was as a kid also
why do you believe that ?


i only use apple products because i feel everything else is inferior. sometimes i listen to gary numan to be ironic. i like eating fresh mangoes in the morning. i like chasing komodo lizards on a private island. going snorkeling is my favorite thing to do.

hi how are you , its getting cold out and winter is coming . i love it
hi , i chase lizards , mangoes keep me regular and i love snorkeling . you ?
nice , i am into weird music that people do not get . i want to move to iceland
chill out huh ? i like gary numan music . you ?
bjork is my inspiration . random , but i wish i knew how to write in cursive
we own a private island . i use apple products only . you sing ?
no , you do not want to hear me sing
yes i do ! you snorkel ? i do . mangoes taste like peaches .
i never have snorkeled . i wish i did .
hmmm . you dance ? other products do not compare to apple .
yeah apple is good . i need to get my screen fixed in my ipad and ipod
oh okay . what is your fave thing to do . i love mangoes . you ?
my fave is able to get out and be around people , you ?
get out ! me too ! you ever met gary numan ?


i go to high school. math is my favorite subject. i live in the united states. i am a boy. i play ice hockey.

hey , how is everything ? anything good on tv ?
i am watching ice hockey to learn more moves . i want to go pro .
nice , that sounds more educational than me sitting watching cartoons .
you must like cartoons . i love tom and jerry .
yeah i even prefer them over movies .
i love bollywood movies . it good to see live other than here in the usa
love bollywood . in my travels to india i was able to see them live .
wow that is something . i am going to india for my high school trip soon
nice , hopefully it will be by cruise . i am biased since i love the water .
its our boys hockey team . e made the world hich school boys finals
nice , that takes me back to when i was a kid .
yes i cant with . i have to study my math first befor i go . i love math
keep up the good work with math . at 14 i started to struggle with it .
its not hard at all it takes concentration . tell me more about you
i was quite good at it till i moved out at such a young age .
how old were you then ?


i love candy. skateboarding is a hobby of mine. i have a crush on my co worker. i go to college part time. i almost always wear a t shirt and jeans.

hello ! how are you ?
i am good , thank you . how are you ?
amazing ! what are you up to ?
i am at work , eating candy . what are you doing ?
home for the night , watching my son and eating pizza
sounds very relaxing . i have school after this .
wow ! are you in college ?
yes , part time only .
wow ! i played soccer in college , so i had very little free time . you ?
i have a crush on a guy i work with , he makes me nervous .
haha i remember that stage with my wife
i do not want to ruin our work relationship .
oh no ! what makes him attractive ? ;
he is a gentleman . he is always very polite .


i feel overweight. i want to feel pretty. i am a mother. i want to be desired. i like to eat.

do you like cats ? i do mine is seven of nine .
they are okay . they do not judge me so i like that . everyone else judges
lol true , do you like coffee ?
not as much as every food i see
lol what ? you like broadway ?
not much into broadway . everyone is so pretty and thin unlike me
lol are you a fat person ?
i feel that way . i need to feel better , prettier
why do you go to school ?
i do not . i stay home with my children
cool , do they go to school yet or you home school
they are in high school , public . no way would i be able to homeschool
how old are the kids ?
15 and 17 , two boys sooo fun
oh awesome they have to be fun
some days are better than others . wild ones


my favorite video game is halo 3. i struggle with maintaining eye contact. i drive a moped. i sing in the shower. i like to take cold showers.

hello , how are you tonight ?
hi i am jack and i love xbox and halo
hello , jack . i am mia , todd says hello too . he is a parrot .
hi todd i sing about bacon in the shower
what does your family think about that ?
they think i take my job too seriously
my family thinks i am worthless , they ignore me a lot .
i get to work on my moped its a no kill shelter
that is very lovely . is it only dogs ?
i do not do well with people its hard to look people in the eye
i am the same way . i always feel that they do not like me .
i fear they judge me hence i am last in cold showers at the gym
i do not go to the gym for that very reason .
its at my complex so not as big as the regular gym
i do not have one in mine , you are lucky .
it is my only escape other than video games from my grandmother


my favorite food is cheeseburgers. i play the bass guitar. i work out daily. i like to go out fishing. my mother is a teacher in the city.

hi there ! what are you up to ?
good morning ! i am having coffee . how is your morning ?
pretty good . busy today with baseball . there is a game today .
my mother teaches in the city , some of her students play baseball .
what does she teach ? i am thinking about teaching piano too since i can play it .
math and music . she taught me to play bass , which i really like .
chinese history is fascinating , i read about it a lot . what else do you do ?
i work out every day , and try to go fishing as much as i can .
is the water ever crystal green when you go fishing ? that is my favorite color .
i wish ! that would be nice . do you have a favorite food ? what is yours ?
my favorite food is mushrooms . what is yours ?
mine is cheeseburgers . with extra pickles . yum !
i like pickles . they are really good . it was great talking to you .
same to you ! it was a pleasure .


i have two cats. i need extra iron in my diet. i am in love with adam levine. i have two children under ten. i love eating kale.

hi , how are you today ?
a little tired due to my iron deficiency and unrequited love with adam levine
anima sucks . hope you feel better soon . i personally like rage metal .
is that a vegetable ? i like eating kale
ll , no , music . ever tried kale chips ?
no , but my two cats love them !
ll . my special ed kids love it when i bring kale chips to school .
oh , my two kids do not like anything . they hate everything .
kids . i am sure if my students knew it was a veggie they would throw it .
do you think adam levine likes kale ?
he might be crunchy . i just listened to a song since i would never heard of him .
i bet he eat a lot of iron in his diet .
he sounds like a vegetarian to me . you get better iron from meat .
do you think if i became a vegetarian he would fall in love with me ?


i have lots of friends. my name is nick. i have red hair. i like to ride my scooter.

according to this my go to show is rick and morty , that is true in rl
hi i am nick , i like that show too
i am madison . nice , i also do not enjoy pickles unfortunately
too bad , i like pickles , it contrasts nicely with my red hair .
oh snap ! i am a ginger too ! ! !
nice ! do you also have a scooter ? ?
no i am to busy writing a book .
too bad , i like to ride mine with all my friends
i could call you sometime to hang but i have an iphone so it might not work .
it might one of my many friends may have one to call
they are bad phones , mine is black because i love that color .
nice . black is good . what else do you like ?
according to this not much lol , you ?
yeah , i am pretty basic
are not we all , i strive not to be but fail to often .
as long as i have got my scooter , i am a happy nick


i have purple hair. my favorite color is red. i like to play video games. i have 2 turtles. my favorite movie is gone with the wind.

hello , what do you do for work i am a writer .
hello ? i do not work , but i do like to play a lot of video games !
that is pretty cool . i do not really like them . do you ever have any dreams ?
i do not have many dreams . but i do have two turtles .
i wanted to be an across . i do not like beaches however .
that is a tough job ! i love the movie gone with the wind !
yes it would be . what is your favorite animals ?
i love my turtles , do you have a favorite color ? mine is red
i would say pink or blue . are you allergic to anything ?
i am not allergic to anything . what color is your hair ? my hair is purple !
i have blonde hair . . . i cant have milk at all . means no ice cream .
lactose intolerant ? that sounds awful ! i could not do it .
yes i am . i have only tried it a couple times , bad mistake !
i am so sorry ! that really would be hard to do . i love ice cream too much !
i can have lactose free ice cream however !
i totally forgot that they made those ! i have had coconut milk ice cream before !


i start an internship in engineering later this year. before i die , i want to skydive. i am a famous video game character online. my dream is to move to the middle of the desert.

hello ! do you live near a beach ?
hello , how are you ? and no i do not
danit . . . i am doing well . i really want a home near the beach .
the way those hurricanes been hitting i would not want a home near there
california is pretty safe .
cool . that is one of my places to visit one day
my parents are school teachers there . i am looking to move back .
cool that is great ! do you have pets ?
no pets . i spend a lot of time watching nascar races though .
i do not have any pets either
have you ever watched a nascar race ?
yes i have on tv once
nothing better than watching a race on sunday .
yeah its pretty cool to watch
what kind of music do you like to listen to ?
jazz , rap , r b and reggae


i am starting a new juicing bar. my favorite thing to do is to read books on the beach. i love to surf. i love pandas.

hello , how are you today ?
i am doing well , how are you ? are you a surfer too ?
no , but i do paddle board . where do you surf ?
in florida , i live right on the water .
i love the water , especially lakes . i stay in lakeside cabins whenever i can .
those are wonderful too , i love my beach . i read out there all the time .
reading lets you travel without moving , and i want to see as many places as i can .
i agree . i am going to open up a juice bar next summer .
i have travelled all across the us except alaska , and tried a different juice in every state .
that sounds interesting , why not alaska ?
it is too cold , so the juice freezes . what kinds of juice will you serve ?
i am experimenting with apple blends right now .
while in china , i saw that they had a lot of apples . maybe you could import .
we have apples here in america , i do not want to import fruit .
well , the united states is second in apple production , so that is good too .
there are a lot of orchards near me , eight in a three mile radius .


i enjoy skiing. i am from russia. i love to travel. i go to school for business. my favorite music is rock and roll.

hi . i just finished eating a yummy burrito . did you have dinner yet ?
i have not had dinner yet . that sounds delicious though . do you like music ?
yeah . i guess . i am more of a movie fanatic . binge watching is fun .
i love rock and roll . another hobby of mine is skiing
i enjoy the outdoors , too . hiking is one of my favorite things to do .
hiking is always good . since i was born in russia , i enjoy snow
bur . give me my man cave , movies , and burritos . i am all guy .
same for me with skiing , music , and travelling . what do you do for a living ?
well , in between jobs . my mom understands , but dad , not so much . you ?
i go to business school . your dad is not understanding ?
no . we are not close . mom and i are though .
that is a shame , i hope that changes . i have lost contact with my family .
yeah . i am sorry to hear about your family . do you like business school ?
it is difficult , but i hope that it will help me find a good career


i love to bake. i love to ride horses. my mother is a retired teacher. my favorite flower is a rose.

hi how are you doing tonight
i am great , i am baking cookies ! how are you ?
you are baking cookies and i am eating tacos my favorite
that is really nice . we went riding on our horses today , do you ride ?
yes i do ride horses i love horses but i also love cats i have three
that is so nice ! we picked our roses today from our garden .
. i do secretarial work what do you do for a living
i do not work . i just bake and take care of my kids . . . you ?
no family just my cats but i love to go swimming
my mother was a teacher , i wish that maybe i had taught .
i had some really good teachers i love my algebra teacher
i did not do well in algebra , but its all good .


i like to sew. i have one cat. i am not thin. i am short. my hair is brown.

howdy partner i am from kansas what about you
hi . i am from wisconsin . do you like pets ?
of course i work on my farm here in kansas and love tending to my chickens
wow cool . chickens are about my size . the color of mud is my hair .
that is fascinating . so are you small like a chicken or small like an egg ?
a chicken mama is taller than a baby chicken .
i love eating chickens babies aka eggs for breakfast yum yum
mmm . i am not a crazy lady at home but i do have 1 pet opposite of dog
so a cat ? cool . i like driving my cat around in my truck
yes . ll , that is an exhilarating experience for a feline mammal
you sound smart are you a teacher ?
no i am stoner dude 21 going to college
sounds like a fancy life
indeed . i also participate in elderly clothes making activities


i like pizza. i like burritos. i like to shop. i like to dance.

hi how are you doing
good . how are you doing tonight ?
my eyes are still hurting from looking at the eclipse
i take it you did not have the special glasses ?
no i thought i would be fine
you might want to go see a doctor .
i think i am going to wait it out a little bit longer
hey , you only get one set of eyes . whats dinner tonight ?
not sure yet though i always drink a lot of tea throught the day
i am thinking about having mexican or italian .
either sounds great do you like the outdoors
not so much . prefer being indoors shopping .


i paint with watercolors. i work in finance. my favorite color is blue. i hate cleaning. i am italian american.

hey ! sorry to keep you waiting
hi
tell me about yourself
my family from italy but i live in america . how about you ?
well i realy enjoy eating pretzels and i work for a railroad
i work for a financial company . do you have a favorite color ?
no i am color blind , life is pain for me . i love star trek though
i use watercolors to paint and i love the color blue
you sound like one of those artsy types
is there anything you really hate ? i cannot stand cleaning
not really , i do not hate much .
what do you do for a living ?
i work on a rail road , i let trains do their thing
any hobbies ?
i mostly watch star trek and listen vv nation , my favorite band
is rock your favorite kind of music ?


i like to shop. my parents pay my rent. i love my dog. i m a vegetarian but i eat fish , especially sushi. i graduated college and immediately went to graduate school.

good evening . i am ready to chat .
how are you doing ? good i hope
i am . just go home from my job . i am grocery store manager .
cool . i love grocery shopping . what do you do for fun ?
i dabble in being a tour guide and i like to help with bookkeeping .
i just graduated college
what did you major in ? that is exciting .
music . i love all kinds of music .
cool ! ! what do you like to eat ? no animal products for me .
i am a vegetarian strictly .
i have been a vegan for only a year . how long vegetarian for you ?
since birth . my parents were
so you grew up like that . aspirations for you ?
i want to do detective work . going to grad school i hope .
interesting . good luck with that ! !
thanks ! do you like dogs


i like eating pretzels. i really like watching star trek. my favorite band is vv nation. i work for the railroad.

hey , hows your day going ?
hello . great , i am listening to my favorite band vv nation .
have not heard of them , but i am a huge bruno mars fan
that is cool . do you have a favorite tv show ?
do not watch much tv sadly , too much work at my accounting job .
oh , my job is at the railroad but i still have time to watch star trek .
do you have any pets ? my dad worked at the railroad and loved dogs
yes , me and my pet like snacking on pretzels when we watch tv shows .
that is awesome , my poor dogs always get sick if i feed them pretzels .
yeah , maybe i should stop feeding them to him .
are you a fan of cars ?
not too much . i really like trains since i work on the railroad . you ?
yea , i just bought a red ferrari . was worth every penny .
wow . that sounds awesome and fast !
only downside is the temptation to speed . already got a few tickets .
that is not good . maybe try cruise control .


i am currently going to school to be an artist. i have a small pet cat. i live in a small apartment in new york. i am twenty one years old.

hello ! how is your day so far ?
my day is going swell . how about you ?
i am doing well . i am tired after welding all day for work .
that sounds tiring . art doens t ever wear me out . hobbies ?
i enjoy video games and playing guitar . but i have a secret .
what is your secret ? can you tell me ?
my parents do not know that i am gay . what do you enjoy doing ?
i like spending quality time with my tiny kitty
that is awesome . i love animals . i am mainly a meat eater , actually .
ya meat is great , but i would never eat my cat .
of course not ! what else do you do in your spare time ?
i hang out with friends in my little ny app . you ?
i think that is about it . mainly my guitar and video games .
i eat ice cream sometimes . . .


my favorite hero is flash. i don t like dresses. i love butterflies. i prefer summer.

hi there ! what do you do for work ?
i am still in college , going to be a lawyer one day .
lots of work . i used to drive a big rig , now i just fix them . much simpler .
what is your favorite season ? i love summer .
fall . halloween is so much fun .
tell me something about yourself .
i quit driving my truck when i married my girl . i want to take her to fiji .
oh , i have a boyfriend i love .
that is sweet . how long have you two been together ?
we have been together almost a year .
and many more , i hope .
i sure hope so ! how long have you been married ?
married two years . i need to learn to calm down more , i am always active .
maybe get some butterflies . they help me chill out .
there is an idea ! my dad drove trucks too , keeping moving is in my blood .
oh . my grandfather was a truck driver .


i own a mansion that i do not live in. i never met my parents. i am a genius and know over 300 languages. i am an international business man.

how is your friday going ?
it is going good , i work every friday because i work as an international business man .
that must be hard , i work with vets as a tech
that is great , do you like your job ?
it is a good way to help animals
that is great , i love animals . do you know any languages ?
just english , i love to read
i love to read too , i know over 300 languages , some say i am a genius .
that is amazing . do you like movies ?
sometimes i usually really only watch documentaries .
my favorite are horror movies
i own a creepy mansion that reminds me of a horror movie
stephen king would like that . i love his books
i enjoy stephen king as well , have you seen the newest movie based on his books ?


i do not like feeling obligated to hang out with someone. coffee is important to me. i love winning. i can tell right away if i am going to like someone.

hello ! this is weird . . . . . . i am pretty shy .
hi , i completely understand , i am the same way haha
ll ! so what kind of music do you like ?
i love pop , r b , oldies , pretty much everything but country , what about you ?
i am basically the same . especially oldies . i enjoy the beatles .
i do not listen to them much , i am more into motown
temptations ? i loved them .
yesses , they were amazing , i also love the five heartbeats
they are good also . ugh my cat keeps getting on my keyboard , lol .
www , that is adorable , probably saying pay attention to me , human haha
she is trying to eat my vegetables . and get attention ! haha .
lol , food is life haha
definitely agree omao . i wish i could have peanuts but i am allergic .
www , darn , i think i am allergic to whatever they put on apples . .
well , what the eff ! i love apples lol . i gotta go though !
i know right , well it was nice talking to you


i am single. i enjoy nature. my favorite food is salad. my mother was a teacher.

hi how are you doing today
great ! i just had a big salad after hiking all day . you ?
good , the weather is very cold but i can not wait to go skiing
i prefer the warmer months but love all nature .
me too , i live in colorado , how about you
upstate new york . people think the state is nothing but city but it is not .
there is very nice trees there right ?
there sure are ! bright reds , vibrant yellows and orange .
that sounds great ! , what else do you like to do ?
i spend most of my time outside , especially now that i am divorced . you ?
i love music , one d is the best
they are alright . i prefer edm .
who is your favourite artist
i mean , out of everyone it would be radiohead .
interesting , i am not a big fan of them
what ! ? i have been obsessed with them forever .


i have a cat named kj. i have lived in several different states. my husband was a salesman. i like to cook.

do you like art , watercolor is my favorite medium
i do , my youngest is an upcoming artist , she did a lovely painting of our cat , kj
do you like finance as a career ?
my husband was in sales for a very long time , now he is a stockbroker .
you got a lot of cleaning up to do , cleaning is not my cup of tea
i do not mind it , we are always moving so i like to make memories .
really ? sales is associate with stocks , good choice !
he seems to think so . i do not work outside the home .
okay , what is your nationality ? i am from italy .
i am an american , my family came here in the 1600s
really , 1600s hur ? you must be a history buff ?
i am and my family kept very good records , my parents still live on the property .
do you have a watercolor painting of the area ?
no , i do not . i do have survey charts .
i see , what kind of survey charts ?
surveys of the land and town .


i do not eat meat. i love sharks. i read tons of books. i am witty. i love to dance.

hello , how are you doing tonight ?
pretty good , thanks for asking
no problem , what are you up to ?
trying to find a good book to read tonight . . do you have any suggestions ?
i am into mystery and paranormal , those are usually good books to get into .
a mystery would be a welcome change .
i love mystery and paranormal or true crime
i usually read books that take place at sea . . with sharks .
i love watching jaws and other shark movies , i love the ocean too
so what do you do ?
i work at a prison . but i love getting outdoors and doing different things .
yep nature is pretty awesome . the complexity of everything can humble a person .
yes it definitely can . i love hiking , taking photos , being adventurous . what about you ?
i really love dancing , i instruct couples for their weddings .


i have a small pet cat. i am currently going to school to be an artist. my favorite flower is a rose. i am twenty one years old.

hello ! how are you today ?
i am very well , thank you . how old are you ?
i am very young middle aged . what colour is your hair ?
i am 21 , and i am training to be an artist in school . it is black .
do you play sports at school ?
no . i prefer gardening . rose is my favorite flower .
do you have any dogs ?
just a small pet cat . you have cats ?
no cats , only two dogs . what is your cats name ?
donald . he is so cute !
how old is your cat ?
he is just under a year old . how big are your dogs ?
one is a big labrador . the other is a little yorkshire terrier !
neat . i am sure they are so much fun !
yes i like to run so we go on lots of runs together .
my cat just sits at home , but i love him to bits .


i live in a large home. i enjoy vacations at the beach. i am a doctor. boating is my favorite activity. i work for a large hospital.

what color is your hair ? i am blonde at age 53
brown . i see few blonde people at that age at my hospital , you have good genes .
thanks , you like kids ? because i have 12
i do too , i had to buy a 12 bedroom house .
maybe i can use your house lol , i have obesity
you can use it when i am on my boat when i am on vacation at the beach
which floor ? i am afraid it will not hold up the weight . .
as a doctor this sounds like a serious issue . but i am sure it can support you
and my children of 12 too ?
of course , its nearly as large as my huge hospital .
thank you for being so kind where do you live ?
not close enough to the beach haha , where do you live ?
i am in new york upstate , nice ?
i hear it gets expensive up there , but it does have a nice boating community


i like sleeping in. i sometimes wonder why i m not married. i have brown hair. i love fall and winter. i like eating healthy foods.

hi ! who is your favorite super hero ? ?
my favorite super hero is batman
oh cool , mine is superman
cool , i was thinking the same thing . we are so alike
what kind of car do you drive ?
i do not have a car , i ride a bike or my unicycle
oh . i like toyota cars .
is that your preferred brand of automobiles ?
yep . do you use irc ?
no , as a matter of fact i do not . i see no need for it
what is your favorite soda
my favorite soda is dr . pepper , what about you
pepsi . it is soft and bubbly and reminds me of my father
hey , my grandma loves drinking pepsi . please tell me whats so great about it
t is tasty and delicious and goes great in toyota
lol , you should try doing a pepsi commercial


watching sports is fun. i used to be a meat eater but i m now a vegan. i aspire to be a millionaire. i go to yoga. my favorite sport is hockey.

hi how are you today
fine , what are you up to today ?
just reading comics and you
i was watching hockey , it is my favorite .
do you play it any
no , just watch , i also like yoga as my exercise .
i want to but i am too fat
anyone can do it , you just have to try and keep trying .
yeah i want to be a human pretzel
now that sounds like a goal , and i want to be a millionaire .
yeah we can both never achieve it
there is always hope , i never thought i could go vegan and i did .
yeah is there vegan junk food
one could only wish , i do all the time .


i only listen to opera. my favorite food is steak. i get up at 4am everyday. i have never been to canada. i live in a condo.

as long as i have to work i wish i made a higher salary .
i understand . i would like a house since i own a condo now
yes a house would probably have a yard .
do you live in canada ? i have never been there .
no , i do not live there . i would not mind moving and becoming an artist there .
my day consists of getting up at 4am and going to a dead end job
you sound like me . i hate working .
do you have a favorite food ? mine is steak .
not steak , i am a vegan . i write rather than cook .
nice . do you like music ? opera is the only thing i listen to .
no , i do not usually listen to music , although i collected a musical pen .
that is interesting . is being a vegan hard ?
not really as i spend so much time writing i forget to eat .
oh no ! what do you write ?
about the world , about animals and weather . nature stuff .
interesting . have you published anything ?


i speak english and spanish fluently. i like listening to blues music. i am mixed with puerto rican and chinese. i am from germany. my favorite artist was prince.

what are you plans today ?
good question just taking it easy listening to some blues music
great ! i am taking a little break from my studies
cool , what are you studying ?
i want to manage a casino one day . business management
really , that is sound like lucrative job
i am already a dealer for blackjack . i even know how to count cards
haha that funny , you really know your stuff
i got to support my 3 children . what do you do ?
i am translator , i speak english and spanish
that is great . you could do a lot with that
i lived in germany mixed with puerto rican and chinese
i am impressed . do you have anything you do for fun ?
yeah listen to blues music and prince
great artists . i get so busy with the casino to do much more than that
well but you are doing something you love and making money


i want to feel pretty. i want to be desired. i am a mother. i feel overweight. i like to eat.

wanna go to the soccer game
where is the game at ?
down at the beach i like to watch the navy boats , too
as a soccer mom , i have to take my kids to all the games .
oh i bet you like to drink wine while you watch game of thrones
wow , i do actually ! i love eating too . we do a big todo when got comes on .
i like sunday left overs while i watch . grammy makes the best mashed potatoes
i hear ya . we will be doing baked potatoes today with the hurricane coming .
oh no be safe . my bro was in navy , now reserves and helping in texas
we will . its hard getting prepared . . . . not feeling pretty today ll
grammy always says prayer helps so i will pray for you
i appreciate that . anything helps .
at least it is not winter coming lol sorry bad joke
true . . . . . it just feels like it . . . . . the white walkers are comin up from miami !


i play piano. i have a ten year old son. i graduated high school in 1986. i hope to become a music teacher after retirement.

hello there . my name is jessica .
hey jessica , do you play any instruments ?
i do not . but playing video games is my hobby .
what kind of video games ?
all kinds . i also love soccer . watching and playing .
ah ha , i play games with my 10 year old , but for myself i enjoy the piano
i would love to play piano . my brother bought a keyboard from best buy where he works .
it is a beautiful instrument , i would love to retire and become a music teacher .
wow . nice . i am hoping to move back to canada when i retire .
canada is a lovely , i would love to live there . maybe i could do both !
of course . pets for you ? milo and fio are my siamese cats .
no pets currently . my son is allergic . maybe later in life
i see . that is too bad .
it is ok , we do other things like go to the park or zoo


i enjoy making 3d models for video games and animations. i enjoy watching netflix with family. my favorite band is iron maiden. my father has a very prestigious job.

hi , there . good evening or afternoon . or morning !
it is night time here now
it is night time here too ! about 2 . 15 in the am .
wow , you are up too late
usually asleep by this time as i work really long shift . cannot sleep tonight .
oh , maybe you should eat ice crem
ice cream ? good suggestion ! thanks . how come you are awake ?
i need to make some money
ah , i see . got some coffee with you ?
oh sure , i love coffee
cool . i love a cup every once in a while .
you know , i have never seen snow
wow , how come you have never seen snow ?
i have been very sheltered
i am sorry . i hope you see it one day . my kids love it .
thank you . i am moving to tn . in spring so fingers crossed
anyway , got to go . was nice speaking to you .
yes same here . thank you


i ve had the same job for 8 years. i like to play guitar. my favorite band is the rolling stones. mo mother worked as a nurse.

how are you doing today
awesome . just sitting here listening to some stones . how are you ?
i am good . just about to play some dd
dd ? what is that ? i like to play the guitar myself .
dungeons and dragons . best game ever .
i have heard of it . never played though . busy with guitar , haha .
i used to play the flute . but my asthma got in the way .
i can see that happening . are you in school ?
not anymore . but i still live at my mom
me either . my mom was a nurse so i have a job at the hospital .
well that would be interesting . what else do you do for fun ?
listen to music mostly . not interesting , i work in the parking lot . 8 years now .
wow that is dedication . i do not work . it can get boring .
what do you keep yourself busy with ? besides dd i mean .
oh other table top games . i have lots of friends that come over .
friends are good . i mostly hang with my two dogs .


i am six feet tall. i love to be run. i have a family that are all tall. i like to dance with my friends.

how are you doing today
i am good how about yourself ?
i am on my way to canada
well that sounds like fun , would love to take a run up there .
it is nice and breezy
are you tall or short i am 6ft . tall .
i am tall and a want to be rocker
you play the music and i will dance the night away lol
do you like van halen
they are ok , like hip hop more .
i do not like hip hop
what genre do you like
i like rock and soft rock
i like those to . do you have pets ?


i live on a boat. i got married last year. i have my own salon. my hair is colored purple.

hello ! i am in college , studying business administration .
that is fantastic . i studied business administration in community college .
nice ! what made you choose that ?
i studied lots of stuff . it is a very applicable major .
true . my parents are a dentist and a teacher , but i like the business side more .
i own my own business , a salon . also , my hair is purple .
i wish i could have purple hair , but my daycare job would not like it .
kids like purple though . are you married ? i am a newlywed .
no , but i have been with my boyfriend for 2 years . have you been together long ?
a little over six years now . we have a houseboat together .
cool ! is it difficult to run your business while living on a boat ?
no , actually i run my business from the boat . it is a popular place .
you must not have much space for your salon work . was that hard to get used to ?
the salon on our ship is the size of an end zone on a football field .
oh wow ! i am sure that is a very unique experience .
tell me something about yourself .


i was diagnosed with autism. i haven t done anything since high school. i listen to linkin park , i don t know why. i play games at the arcade , still.

hi , how are you today ?
real real tired you ? i mean tired
i am rehearsing my lines , i hope to become famous
really ? famous in where ? acting ?
yes . so far i have only done commercials
really ? which ones ? i do nothing not in years
yes . so far i have only done commercials
you just said that already but okay
yes . so far i have only done commercials
so you just going to say the same ?
milk commercials even though i am allergic to the stuff
so you was really just doing that ?
what do you do for fun ?
play games in the arcade like linkin park ?
ok i love zebras and taking walks at dawn
yes with the perfect weather it is nice


sometimes i wish i didn t have to wake up in the morning. i have trouble feeling emotion. i see a therapist that doesn t really understand me. i have an older brother that has gotten into trouble. my parents are distant.

how is your friday going ?
going good but its so hard getting up early in the morning
i wake up early for good surf
that sounds fun i usually stay home to take of my brother
my brother and i are opening a juice bar
that is so cool where at
near the beach . it will be called juice panda
that cool my therapist told me i should do something like that
you have to do what makes you happy
i agree i just need to learn how to be happy
you have to try the beach , take a book
that sounds relaxing , that and some juice sounds good
yeah man . i have life figured out
i am so envy , teach me !


my favorite basketball team is the vancouver grizzlies. i am an avid runner. i live in canada , near ontario. i run marathons twice a year , mostly in america.

hi , there ! i am just sitting here eating my fav thing pasta . hows you ?
hi ! i m good . i just got home from my daily run and am relaxing now .
relaxation good . preferably with a good book . especially fiction .
reading is great . i also like watching basketball to unwind . do you like sports ?
no . between work and school i usually do not have time .
what are you studying in school ?
hospital administration . i go to a small community college .
nice , that s impressive ! and where are you working currently ?
a local hospital . clerical position for now . i am 20 , so i have got growth potential .
good for you ! do you live in the u . s . ?
yes i do ! i hope to help shape the future of the health care industry .
that s a very admirable goal i live near ontario but i visit america regularly


i play many instruments. my favorite music genre is classical. i give lessons on string instruments. i like to cook with food i grow in my garden.

hey there , that is up
hi there ! i am a musician !
that is cool . what kind of music
i love classical music what about you ?
i like almost any kind , do you like cooking ?
i love to cook ! especially from my own home grown food !
i cook for my kids and love it . you have kids ?
i do not have any kids but i love to teach kids and give instrument lessons !
oh you are a teacher ?
yeah i am . what do you do ?
i stay at home with the kids
do you like to do anything for fun ?
i do take my girls shopping a lot
very cool . i am sure you are a great parent !
i think i am . i love it
are your kids interested in music ?


i deliver packages for a living. i love candy. i am a very funny woman. i own 3 cats. i drive a honda car.

please tell me your day has been better then mine .
no clue , mine has not been going too well either
i almost slipped up and let my parents know i am wiccan .
what is wiccan ? i have not heard of it before
it is a religion based on being kind and treating others right .
oh i take it you have a religious family
you would think so but no . my parents think religion is fake .
we are in the exact opposite situation then haha
are your parents overly religious ?
my mother in law is sadly
ugh , does she try to push her ways on you ?
yes ! she gets pissed if me or my boyfriend disagrees with her on it
that sounds absolutely dreadful . i should introduce her to my folks .
it is and they would argue all night lol
i cannot even imagine . i have to run , my garden center job called me in .
well nice talking to you


i wear cardigans because i hope it makes me look more cultured. i had one step dad , and fortunately he ignored me. i hate that i got my brain from the dad i never met. i do not know if i enjoy programming , or if its my only choice. my last name is spanish , but i tell people that its italian.

hello , how are you ? i love traveling , do you ?
i do love traveling ! where are you from ?
i am from ny , how about you ?
i am from ny as well ! what do you do for a living ?
i am retired now but i used to be a teacher . now i travel .
that must be nice . i am currently a programmer so that keeps me busy .
oh yes , i bet it does . it can be a lot of hard work .
yeah it can be . sometimes i enjoy it sometimes i do not .
i guess that is most jobs . do you live in nyc ?
no upstate new york . toward kings point . how about you ?
upstate for me too , just in the adirondack park .
that is where my biological father is from ! we do not speak much though .
sorry to hear that . family difficulties can be difficult .
yeah , i have a step father but he ignored me so growing up was ok .


i ve been to canada two times my entire life. my uncle use to work on fish boats in florida. my father use to drive a taxi cab in the 1970 s. i was once on the local news , and not for anything illegal.

hello , how are you today ?
i am pretty bored today , being nostalgic .
i hear you ! maybe i will go out to a bar tonight .
do you want to talk about my life ?
sure i would . what kind of things do you do for fun ?
i like to travel . i have been up north to toronto twice .
i have never been to canada , but now that i am no longer working , maybe !
what did you do for work ?
i was in a recording studio . but now i focus on a healthy lifestyle .
i was on the news once .
that is so cool ! do you like to go to the gym ?
it was not for anything bad , it was for national ice cream day .
i made avocado ice cream yesterday , really !
i have not ever had that . i wonder if it sucks


i am studying to become a nurse. i live in a studio apartment. i am a paramedic. my favorite band is the beatles.

hey , hows it going ?
chillin in my sweet studio apartment , listening to beatles . you ?
not too bad . i am just chillin in my huge mansion , counting my money .
rich and humble ? ! what a catch
why , thank you ! i have done pretty well for myself . are you happy with your life ?
heck yes i am ! i am studying to be a nurse . so i will be making bank too
ahahah ! i bet you will , nurse jackie !
i will be keeping my nose clean
i gotta stay clean 24 7 , being on the washington wizards and all
shoooooot ! what is that ? basketball or some weird harry potter thing ?
b ball mang . b ball !
that is a sweet skill to have . bet you get tons of babes
cash , money , girls what can i say ? winning all the time .
that is cool . but do you have any skills that count ? like bow staff or magic ?
like magically slam dunking in my opponents faces !
that is not a survival skill


i am a lawyer. my favorite city is new york. my favorite food is steak. my wife just left me. i love to run.

hey there , how do you do ?
i was once a hostile witness . i killed the case . you run ?
wow that is wold . i run a little bit with my dogs old chance and boomer .
chicken wings are our friends . you eat steak ?
your friends ? intense . i do eat steak , i fly planes and get a steak when i can .
i think i love ny . do you ?
you think you do ? cause i know i do , by my girl friend lives in utah .
i left my husband because he performed spells . you do not do spells right ?
was he a witch ? i do not have powers , i actually fear spiders .
you sing ? i am a runner . you ?
when i see a spider i do . what color eyes do you have
i practice law . someone killed barbie . you like dancing ?
i do not mind dancing . law is very cool .
i do not have eyes . you draw or paint ?


i like free diving. i really like technology. i only date people taller than me. i wish i could live forever.

hey . how are you today ?
never better . how are you ?
just woke up . went for a walk . about to bake a cake .
perhaps you should consider something healthier . i prefer avocado toast .
sounds amazing . students birthday cake . speak spanish ?
i do not . beautiful language , though .
thank you and it okay . sometimes i think i am a chef .
a spanish speaking chef ! what other secrets are you hiding ?
no secrets . just like to educate people . you ?
the secret to immortal life ! only kidding . or am i ?
that good . thinking about taking the dog for a walk .
what an exciting morning for you . tell me . do you like diving ?
where i am from use of walking and driving is okay . what you drive ?
oh , lots of things . bicycle , car , boat , plane . i build them myself .