i often play the clown to get attention. i will work hard for whatever i want. i grew up as an orphan. i want people to notice me.

hi how are you ? my name is kevin .
nice to meet you , hope we can get along well , or maybe get into trouble , hah .
uh oh . what do you do for fun ? i love soccer .
i like skydiving , since people say i fly by the seat of my pants !
awesome scary but awesome . ever had any close calls ?
life feels like it is just one big close call sometimes , dude ! but it is all good .
ha ha , very deep ! well , i started with a new team couple of weeks ago
awesome ! you said soccer and not football so you are an american , right ?
born and bred ! i play goalie
sweet , me too . goalie , huh ? you get hit with the ball much ?
wednesday . . . oh i mean yes . what did you ask me ?
soccer players do not wear helmets right ? so i thought if you were goalie that might hurt .
it can sting . but i love the game ! i am number forty two
as long as you love it ! i am twenty , but that is my age , not my jersey !
sounds good ! what sports do you like ?
i like esports , but i played hockey in school while i could .


i have a black purse. my favorite artist is guns and roses. i like to wear black. i drive a black car. i like rock music.

how are you doing today
hi i am doing ok . how about you ?
i am great . will you hire me ?
hire you ? hire you for what ?
a job . i need one now .
sorry cannot help you . i enjoy rock music , especially guns and roses .
i like reading the help wanted pages
well hopefully you can find a job there then .
i have been trying with all of my might
what is your favorite color ? i love everything black . black car , clothes , and purses .
i like red . i love sunsets .
i try to wear all black every day . it makes me feel comfortable .
it gets hot when you wear it
i do not mind . i just turn up the air in my black car .
as long as you lik it
what do you like to do for fun ?


my favorite color is red. i was the first born child. i escaped and later became a carpenter. i got married 10 years later. i was a slave for 10 years.

hi ! how are you today ?
i am doing great , what are you up to today ?
just hanging out with my four sisters . you
i am waiting for my food to digest before hitting the gym
nice be careful on the stairmaster !
haha thanks , i must ask . . . . are your sisters cute ? ?
eh i would not say so . there is 4 though maybe .
ll i am sure they are , kind of hard to tell without seeing a picture of you ladies !
do you like food then ?
yes , i especially like trying out new restaurants
nice i do not eat but i love drinks .
i love brewery tours , they are typically a lot of fun !


my cats name is leroy jenkins. my suspenders sometimes make my shoulders hurt. i wish i had a real dragon i could train. i have ink stains on all my shirts. i enjoy playing retro video games on my 386.

hello ! how are you ?
i am doing well and you ?
very well . enjoying some rolling stones and drinking a soda ! you ?
trying to get this ink off my shirt
ink on your shirt ? how did that happen ?
i get ink stains on all my clothes ugh
that happens with my kids sometimes . i have three !
do you have any cats ?
just one . do you like cats ?
i do . i have one named leeroy jenkins . like leeroyyyy jenkinssssss
that is awesome ! ! what a great name choice !
he runs into every dang room just like leroy jenkins


i m terrible at math. i m a college student. i have a dog named socks. i drive a silver lexus. dancing is my passion.

hello how are you tonight
awesome . my friend invited me a party . i will dance all night .
i love to dance and go to the beach
nice . i like to go beach with my dog . are you student ?
not anymore i already finished school
i hate math . i am at college . do you like drive
i hate math also and love to drive
i have a new car , silver lexus . i am fast driver .
i am a fast driver as well but i live in a decent size city
not good . i want to drive fast but i can not because can be dangerous
yes that is the main problem , that and tickets
your right . i am good at dance . how about you ?
i am good too but i mainly just read
i am sorry for you . i do not live without dance .


my favorite team is the washington nationals. my favorite food is pizza. i prefer baseball over football. i like sports.

hello , how are you today ?
doing good . how are you ? what have you been doing lately ?
i am doing great ! i have been watching funny bloopers on youtube
oh , i love those especially if they involve the washington nationals .
you are a baseball fan ? i like football
what is your favorite team ? i like about any sport , but baseball more so .
steelers . where do you work ?
i went into the pizza business to pay homage to my all time favorite food .
i love pizza i am a cashier at a fast food restaurant
i did that when i was younger . i had to pay for my washington nationals addiction . haha
what do you do in your spare time
i have little , so i do what i enjoy watching baseball , eating pizza . how about you ?
i take naps and make up short stories
have you published any of your short stories ?
no i do not think i am good enough to do that . maybe one day
are your stories about football ? if so , i would like to read one .


i like to eat tune. i like to read books. i am a librarian in my current job. my cats like to be read to. i have two cats.

hey how are you , whats the deal ?
hi , just watching the game and eating some tuna
cool i am just on my iphone 7 on fb
i like reading books on my iphone , how about you ?
mostly social media and drinking hot chocolate
cool , as a librarian , i see lots of people coming in to access fb
nice , i do read but not on iphone , my mom read to me alot
oh , i like to read to my 2 cats . i check out books for them too .
wow they actually sit and listen
only when i feed them . maybe they like the food and not the books
oh okay haha well that still cool
what type of food do you like ?
not seafood i am allergic , but i like pasta , chicken
i could eat pasta everyday , and i love chicken too
cool ! what do you do for a living again ?
a librarian , how about you ?


i believe that mermaids are real. i m terrified of heights. my mom is my best friend. i have four sisters.

hi ! i just got done working out . i obsess at it and being the best . you ?
hi my name is spongebob how are you
interesting name ! i am good since i just got a scholarship for soccer !
spongebob loves soccer so much
do you also eat healthy like i do ? i do not eat otherwise .
spongebob loves to eat carrots
do you want people to think you are cool ? i do .
spongebob loves what people think he is unpredictable
i use instagram . you ? it is important my posts look like i am having fun .
spongebob loves instagram i have so many followers
why are you speaking in the third person ? i thought you were spongebob ?
i am spongebob from the sea
do you have anything you need to tell me about yourself ?
yes i love jelly fish they make me smile
i like them , too ! anything else ?
i love to go to the krusty crab


i have red hair. i like to ride my scooter. my name is nick. i have lots of friends. i don t like music.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am doing great my name is nick whats your name
i do not have one , do you like ice cream ?
yes i like ice cream i have fire engine red hair
mine is more subdued , i eat it every day .
i do not like music do u like music
i love music , especially when floating a river .
do u drive a car i ride a scooter no car
i do , i have a mustang
those are nice cars i like the older ones though
that is what i have , a yellow convertible .
i have a lot of friends that drive them but i just cant afford one
my daddy and i restored mine , it was his .
that is a great thing to do was it hard
it was , i was only 14 when we started .
how long did it take


i love ergonomic keyboards and chairs. i can t get enough of rap music , it s so good. i just bought a new pair of sneakers and they feel great. my favorite thing to do is sleep. i love ergonomic keyboards and chairs.

greetings my dear friend . how fares thee ?
i am great because my keyboard and chair are ergonomic and support me ! you ?
that is a blessing . i am very well thanks .
in fact , between my keyboard and new sneakers , i am so comfortable !
i could make you a new sweater and complete the comfort !
i would love that , thank you ! can i wear it to sleep ?
if you like , i knit blankets too . do you ever read books ?
not much . i just like to sleep and listen to music .
what kind of music ? i am more of a book guy .
rap is my absolute favorite . i love it . it is the best music .
it is so good . i teach students about books and use rap to entertain them too !
wow what do you teach about ?
literature , english literature . do you study ?
i used to . what is your favorite book ?
pride and prejudice by jane austen . have you read it ?
not yet but it is on my list to be read .


i like spicy food. i have always had long hair. i enjoy running at night. i am saving up to buy a new camera.

hi , hows your day going ?
going good so far . . how about you
its great , headed to get brunch .
what food you like ? ? spicy or mild ?
i am a mild kind of guy
where you are from ? any good food in ur place to try must ?
texas , everything good here . i am a recruiter so i eat everywhere lol
lol . . . i love the bbq brisket in austin
all this time , i have never tried brisket
you should . . threats the must try in austin
any hobbies or pets ? dogs or cats ?
i have 3 dogs . . i love them


i m starting an internship at a construction site next week. i love riding roller coasters. my mother raised me since my father left when i was five years old. i am training to be a welder.

good morning how are you ?
good morning , like roller coasters ?
i do ! i do not have much free time . i construct robots as my job .
it is crazy that my dad left my mom when i was young .
oh that is sad . i am not married but enjoy living alone .
really ? like construction ? i am training
do you get out much ! i wish i had a better social life
not with all my internships an training , do you ?
i don t . i do enjoy watching movies late at night . i usually stay up too late .
really ? i like amusement parks
i like them to . where do you live ?
i live in the united states
i do also . i live in california . do you like the beach ?
yes i love them
i need to get out more with friends . maybe go to the beach .
well what is stopping you ?


i love family time. i am a soccer mom. i cook every night. i teach cheerleading in my spare time. i work for a online company from home.

hello , how are you doing today ?
great , and you ? just working on some new cheers , i coach tonight
i am baking some bread for a gathering tonight .
what type of gathering ? we have family game night tonight !
we are hunters , and we are going to target practice tonight .
oh fun , we cook venison at least several times a week ! i love cooking
i love baking , as i am not a very good cook .
i cook big meals every night but honestly not much of a baker here
you are welcome to come with us and cook , i will do all of the baking .
yes sounds lovely . . if i did not have cheer practice lol and family night
my younger sister is a cheerleader as well .
oh cute , i love watching the little ones learning
they are adorable , she is very skilled with a bow
oh good i need some bow help on my team haha


my mom is a music teacher at the elementary school. i have a pomeranian. i play the violin. my older sister plays clarinet.

hi , how are ya today
i am am ok . do you have any pets ? i have a turtle and a pomeranian
no , i do not , i am allergic
that sucks . you listen to music ?
yes , i am a swim coach and nothing better than mood music for the races
oh really ? i am a music teacher . i teach piano and clarinet .
yep , its a volunteer position , i am retired now
what did you do before you retired ?
i was worked as a scientist actually specifically as a blood banker
sounds cool . are you married ?
no , widow now , are you married ?
i have been married for a 8 years . do you live in the united states ?
yes , southern california right on the median border
i live in maryland but was born in india


i am allergic to nuts. i am working on a biology degree. 1984 is my favorite book. i love book. i am in college.

hello . how are you today ?
i am ok , all this homework is stressing .
oh man i know how that feels . i am in graduate school now , too much homework
absolutely . i have a quiz tomorrow for my biology degree .
ah , good luck with your quiz
thanks , what are you studying ?
fine arts and design masters degree
cool . i will be glad when i am done so i can catch up on reading
i agree , reading is one of my favorite hobbies as is shopping . what about you ?
hanging out with my buds and reading . 1984 is a great book .
sounds like my kind of chill day . that title sounds familiar
the title speaks for itself lol
oh yea , now i remember haha
i figured you would have


i like the color purple. cher from clueless is my idea of perfection. i drive a fast sports car. my credit cards are maxed out. i still call my ex boyfriend on his birthday because birthdays are special.

hi
hey there , i do believe we never met . .
no , nice to meet you . what do you do ?
i believe . sorry . tell me about you , lay it out . all or nothing .
well , its just me and my pet iguanas . how about you ?
i was born in the wagon of a travelling show and i drive fast baby .
lol , , , i see . interesting . me , i am working on my theory that dogs can read .
do not ask me to pay for dinner because they do not call be debbie decline for nothing .
ok . well , maybe we will have to make our own cause i am pretty poor dollar wise
if i could turn back time i would be rich .
well , its nice to talk . i have a brother , but we do not talk much .
make sure you call him on his birthday , they are important .
yeah , for now i will just hang out and keep coming up with sassy names for my iguanas .
spotify


i have 3 science classes. i work part time in the campus library. i commute by bus. i am living at home but hope to live in the dorms next year.

hello , do you have any kids ?
nope . second year college student taking biology , chemistry and physics .
oh that is nice . i have 3 of them . i wish i went to college .
its a challenge . you could always go back to school .
its a little late , i am a truck driver and i do not have time for school .
i wish i had a truck , then i would not have to take the bus to school .
i used to take the bus a lot , living in a trailer in the south .
also , if i go to live in the dorms , i would not have to commute .
that is a good idea . there is always food around dorms too .
plenty of food , so i have heard . freshman put on 15 pounds , they say !
hopefully , there is a good wing place . i eat hot wings everyday .
how much do you weigh ? ! ! ?
about 300 , i am starting to lose my breathe when i sing at church .
see ? better cut back on those wings !


i like to go swimming. i have a garden in my yard. my hobby is sewing. i like to make fresh pies. i am a cashier at a grocery store.

hello there ! how is it going ?
hi ! things are going pretty well . just killing time while pie bakes . how are you ?
pie sounds so good right now . i am just resting from a hike
hiking is fun . i spend a lot of time outside too , usually gardening .
the outdoors are great . what do you like to grow ?
i have some apple and peach trees , and i grow lots of tomatoes
so stuff you eat . very cool .
i like food . i work at a grocery store , so i should lol
i work several jobs part time . i enjoy all of them
that is good . its important to like what you do . do you have other hobbies ?
i would like to start traveling . i have not even been out of the states
me either . i would love to visit the gulf of mexico and maybe go swimming .


i have a cat named charlie. i love nighttime. my favorite food is pizza. i just bought new hoop earrings.

i love spending time with my friends .
i love spending time with charlie my cat .
i have a cat named fred .
i am always up all night with charlie .
i am up all the time talking to my 7 siblings .
that is a lot of siblings .
yea and i am the youngest .
i am trying on the new hoop earrings i bought .
do you have any guilty pleasures ?
pizza ! i would eat it for every meal if i could .
mine is mcdonalds , especially during shamrock shake time .
oh same . i usually go at least once a day for them .
i work at a pizza place on the weekends .
in the restaurant or doing delivery ?


i will never punch a clock again. one day i played the lottery. i used to work a 9 5 job as a telemarketer. i am rich beyond my dreams.

chinese history is what i am into with books
i am done working
what is your favorite color ? i like green
i like blue but i am so rich i can like them all
piano is what i play as leisure
i used to be a telemarketer till i hit the lottery
and i play baseball as pastime . do you have a dog ?
no i have a cat
wow ! you can have my dog alfred . .
thank you i would love that
what is the name of your cat ?
his name is sam and he is black
how about we switch with the pets ?
we could do that i do not care
can you dye his fur green ?
i could but i would most likely do blue


i am a michigan state trooper. i have two siberian huskies. i love chocolate cake with extra frosting. i have four daughters. i play guitar.

hi ! i am from syracuse . . . how about you ?
the mitten state , i am a cop there
michigan ? cool . do you watch football ? i love the bills .
nah my daughters hog the tv
bummer . i have season tickets and try to go as much as possible .
you could take me with you
lol . . . . right ? i am still at union college . i have a ways to go .
how many pets do you have
2 dogs . . . arlo and dayton . you ?
i have two huskie puppies
aww cute ! do you travel ? i want to go to spain .
not really , i am a pretty busy person
yeah , cops usually are . i would love to teach overseas .
i could teach you guitar
oh , that would be awesome ! what kind of music ?
blues sometimes , but whatever you want


i play guitar in the local band. i am the youngest of three brothers. i have never been to the city. my name is omar.

hey , how is it going ?
i am omar , its super awesome to meet you !
nice to meet you . i just finished working on my garden . what about you ?
i was just playing the guitar in a band that is local .
oh that is great ! whats the name of your band ?
oh ! its called never been to the city .
that is a strange name but edgy . i like it . do you have a favorite band ? mines ween
its gotta be the beatles , my two older brothers love them too .
an iconic band . can never go wrong with them
yeah , because i am the youngest , its why i learned the guitar , like mccartney .
that is amazing . i have always wanted to play the guitar .
well , i only play because my older brothers are in the band too .


i love starbucks coffee. i have a cat named pickles. i was a swimmer in college. my parents met at woodstock. i have a beautiful rose garden.

hi there , how is your night going ? just sat here enjoying a bowl of spaghetti and meatballs
o really ? i am just waking up . about to brew some coffee
where are you ? glad its the time of day my favorite food is appropriate here haha
me and my cat pickles is about to go to work
wish my boyfriend would take me to work with him at nasa
wow . swimming is my specialty . ever since college .
really ? one of my two moms taught me to swim .
cool . i been told that i garden so i am weird
that is not weird , but people normally think 2 moms is . i do not care what they think
noone opinion matters but yours . i love roses
i think i love roses , but i forget . i am forgetful sometimes .
you cant forget those . my mother and father had roses on their night
that sounds sweet . what else do you enjoy ?
you know i love swimming , gardening . i love working out as well .
those all sound like fun things !
i lone it so it suites me well . i have to go now so bye


my house is located in the countryside. i am seventy one years old. my favorite food to harvest is carrots. i love all sorts of fresh vegetables.

my wifey always makes me smile
oh great ! how long have you been married ?
67 years . i really love all my beautiful kids
that is fantastic . i am 71 years old myself .
by trade i am a baker , but quite humble ;
i love to grow vegetables . one of my favorites is carrots .
too orange ! when i was younger i tried to make it as an actor
fantastic ! i live out in the country .
my spouse always makes me smile
i love all different types of vegetables .
i am 97 , i want to retire soon , looking forward to it !
you have had a long life . how many children do you have ?
17 i know of , i love all my kids , they are beautiful !
oh my word ! they must keep you very busy .


i eat lots of pancakes and syrup. i am a lumberjack. i love to cut down trees. i love to fish.

hi how is your day going so far
i am doing good hope you are the same . just had some great pancakes and syrup
yummy i am eating a humongous bowl of cereal at the moment
hope you enjoy your cereal . i need a big breakfast . i use alot of energy being a lumberjack
damn that is a tough way to make a living
yes and dangerous . what do you do ?
i do physical labor as well at a concert venue
that sounds cool . i love concerts . what kind of music ?
mostly country but we get the occasional rap or classic rock show
i enjoy classic rock . do you like to fish ?
i do not fish but i love to get fish tacos at my favorite food truck
fish tacos are great . i enjoy fishing in my spare time . do you have a hobby ?
i have been taking flying lessons as i have great confidence in myself
that is an interesting hobby . would love to learn to fly . when do you get your wings ?
its a long process so i do not know when i will earn my license
good luck with that . i know you will enjoy being a pilot


i recently moved to sweden. i enjoy hiking on glaciers. marduk is my favorite band. lutefisk is the best dish in the whole world. i always seem to be losing things , most recently , my mind.

hello , how are you ?
i am great ! currently looking for my glasses .
that is awesome ! what do you do for fun ?
well i love hiking glaciers . i just moved to sweden for ir
that is all great ! !
yea it is . i am about to eat some lutefisk . ever had it ?
no , i never have . i do try to eat healthy though . is that healthy ?
yep its the best dish in the world . so tasty and healthy
that is awesome ! healthy is good for me !
marduk is having a concert this week . are you going ?
no , i am not . are you ?
yes i am . it should be great . i am going to lose my mind


i am in a local theater company. my parents are divorced. i am a history buff. i love animals and like working with them.

how are you and your family today
good . my parents are divorce so i have not talked to them today .
so are they separating completely from each other ?
yes they are . how are you ?
am fine but my dad is alcoholic and quarrelsome
that is not good . do you talk to him a lot ?
when he is not drunk he is a good father and can care for me
i love animals and working with them and sometimes they can rehabilitate alcoholics .
i only take walks around the garden to stay away from him
do you walk a lot ? i like to read since i like history a lot
i move around and watch flowers and butterflies and they ease my mind
sounds peaceful . do you work ?
am still in college and will complete next year
cool . i am an actress at a theater locally .


i love to listen to frank sinatra. i like to cook stews. i am a older lady. i love to eat cheese.

hello there . my name is sarah . i am on my way to visit my father in prison .
i am too old for prison . ai not got time for that !
no one has time for that . i do however enjoy the band creed . and you ?
frank sinatra . his voice is my gateway to heaven . any day now . . . still waiting .
oh wow . what do you do on your spacetime . i love to run .
i cook stews . the grandkids cough cough love em .
i love meats . how old are you ?
never ask a lady her age ! how rude .
do not take it too harshly . be happy about it . i am sure you lived a great life .
ya will just waiting for me to die . franky , i am coming for you !
i will be here with open arms miss .
can you bring cheese ? i enjoy a block of colby jack , good on my gums


i am close to both of my brothers. i like to read true crime novels. i work as a secretary at an insurance agency. i travel every year to disney world.

hey good afternoon how are you ?
i am doing well . do you have any hobbies ?
i do 1 is fishing with my grandkids , i have 5
fun , i do not have kids . i do go to disney world with my brothers every year
really ? i should take all of them but i am old
you should they have lots of ways to get around .
who does ? my grand kids ?
disney world they have lots of options to move around the park
that is good since i am 70
do you have any other hobbies , i like to read
yes just being on my boat alone
where do you live , near a lake or the ocean
i like to say it is the country
great , what did you do for work
i use to be a train conductor
i work in insurance , as a secretary


i broke my nose in 5th grade. i have 6 toes on one foot. i have glasses. my favorite book is twilight. i hate skiing.

hello ! what do you do for a living ?
i am a college student
cool . i am a ballerina and teach sunday school like my mom used to
i am a nerdy person wearing glasses over my nose i broke in 5th grade
ouch . i was the nerdiest girl in my christian high school , all girls so it was rough .
high school a bad dream i was wierd with my foot having 6 toes .
yikes , i am sorry . do you have siblings ? i wish i had one to defend me in highschool .
no siblings but i read twilight and made me wish i was a vampire . my fav book
i did a ballet of twilight once ! its a great book .
wow i bet twilight would be great as a ballet .
yeah , it was . my sunday school students went and they loved it .
i would love to see it but without my glasses near the front .


my father is dead. my hair is short. i play piano. my favorite color is yellow. my boyfriend is in the army.

hello . how are you today ?
hi how are you doing ? i lost my dad at a young age .
awe i am sorry . did he teach you to hunt before ? i enjoy hunting .
no but he taught me to play pool very good i am a pro at that .
awesome . i am a fan of the walking dead . you ?
yes great movie they have many parts though did not see them all .
they do . i am blonde so it can be a lot to take in .
aw that is okay which was the last episode . wised my dad could watch it .
i bet . did all watch baseball ? i really love baseball especially the tigers
are not we supposed to use a certain character ?
yes i believe we are . are you not ?
yes i see there are 5 different conversations i will get it .


i have lots of cash. i am the president. i have been bankrupt and back. i used to own a casino.

hello ! i was born in the state of kansas , and you ?
i have a lot of money , you cant have any
i work on a huge farm , i love fresh chickens !
me president , maga ! ! , wheres ivana , put it on a chart
i know about driving trucks , but , you , president , i do not know about that ! ahahah
at one point i had no money , then i had money again , it was bigly
you are supposed to share your wealth ! do not be selfish !
let me tell you , i had casinos , many many casinos , very huge ! ! !
i like to gamble too , maybe i will come and visit sometime !
did i tell you i had money , big big money , so big !
yes , i wish i was as wealthy as you are sir !
i am the ruler of the free world , very huge , big things !


i have a pug named corky. my favorite place to go is the mall. i was born completely deaf. i am single and go on dates regularly. i enjoy playing tennis.

hey there ! do you have any pets ?
i do ! i have a pug . how about you ?
aww ! how cute . what is his name ? i have a poodle named george !
george is such a classy name ! my dog is named name is corky .
that is a cute name . what do you do for work ?
i work in a mexican restaurant . how about you ?
i love mexican food ! i work from home . i really love my job
it is quite good . what do you do for fun ?
i used to work for directv cable company and i hated it ! i love the beach
my favorite thing to do is shopping , but the beach is also fantastic !
oh shopping is so fun ! where is your favorite place to shop ?
there is a great mall about an hour from my house but it is worth it !
cool ! i do not live near a big mall .
where do you live ? i am in chicago .
i live in raleigh
what state is that in ?


in the evenings i watch the door at a club where they play punkrock. i like dr pepper and black jack gum , but not together. i work in a corner grocery store during the day. my favorite show is scobby doo.

hi how is your day ?
it has been great , how about you
a bit tired from my training at the track
o dang what type of track do you do ?
i am a runner , i still have to take meds but they are not prohibited
nice that is good , i messed up my neck awhile back too .
playing sports or accident of some kind ?
i work as a bouncer at night and got into a fight .
do you have a day job as well as being a bouncer at night ?
during the day i work at a corner store .
video games keep my busy at night , not too good for my eye sight
yeah they can definitely be strenuous .
guess that is one of the reasons i wear eye glasses
yeah you should be careful with that .


i only buy convertible cars. i believe in ghosts and have seen them on several occasions. i have created my own personal religion. i own four german shepherds.

hi , i am jane , and a part of my skin is blue i am 177 cm .
your skin is blue ? my names bill nice to meet you
yeah it was a dye i was using and it seeped into the skin .
lol why ? do you believe in ghosts
kids and dye and it got on me . lol i am a recruiter for the navy
sick sick i created my own religion lol
what sort of religion is it ?
religion of dogs i own for shepherds
pretty good religion . i love to watch the voice
really ? whys that ? never watched
i love that show . i read a lot too . where i am rereading my fave lotr book .
saw the movies , do you believe in ghosts tho
no i do not believe in ghost .
i have seen them bro on several occasions
that is awesome that you saw them .
i mean not for nothing i only buy convertibles to


my favorite music genre is classical. i play many instruments. i like to travel. i give lessons on string instruments.

sitting here eating pistachio ice cream while watching videos .
sounds fun and filling ! what kind of videos ?
medical videos mostly about surgeries and britney spears . love her .
lol i like music , but my favorite is classical .
her music inspires me . i am very social , are you ?
yes , for the most part . i travel a lot with my friends .
i travel too ! meeting people from around the world is awesome .
it is one of my favorite things to do . that and anything with music .
do you go out to concerts or clubs ?
i go to concerts a lot . especially orchestras .
nice . i used to play violin when i was a child . but i quit .
i teach people how to play the violin and viola ! how cool !
do you play in an orchestra or just teach the instruments ?
i play and teach as well . it is my passion .
beautiful . maybe , one day i will play again .
you should . my dream is to travel and play world wide .


i draw all the time and i am good at it. i listen to pink when i am painting. it takes me an hour to drive to work in the morning. my wife makes the best pasta. as long as i have a cup of coffee in my hand i am a happy person.

hey ! wanna k bjorn ow something weird ?
i did not understand the question .
sorry ! do you want to know something weird ?
sure . it cant be weirder than me listening to pink while painting .
i drive my hearse on halloween scaring kids ! haha
i drive a station wagon to work in the morning . takes a hour .
that is a very long commute
well , if my mug of coffee is full it is all good .
lol . i drive bjorn k coffee while i crochet
my wife does crochet . she makes killer pasta too .
i like pasta . she should bring me some at the craft store
where are you ? we are in florida .
oh , i am in georgia . not too far
georgia is great this time of year .
yes it is . i am loving the cooler weather
it is just getting cooler here .


i love to barbecue. i am a writer. i live in springfield , mo. i try to go hunting with my brothers several times a year.

howdy , how are ya doing ?
i am doing well , how are you ?
i am doing great . just living life with my dog and 2 cats . what about you ?
well , just trying to plan a bbq . i love it so much !
you do ! i love bbq , country music , and playing a 6 string guitar
i love to hunt with my brothers , we try to go multiple times a year .
i live alone , so i long for interactions like that .
i live alone also , i am writing a book in springfield mo where i live .
what do you hunt for in springfield mo ?
with my brothers ? mostly marshmallows and cold ones lol .
that is really funny . you seem like a funny person . male or female ?
thanks , i am pretty funny . i am female .
that is really funny . you seem like a funny person . male or female ?
i like to keep a good outlook on life .
want to hear a joke ?
sure , lets hear what you got .
why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat ?
i do not know , why do they ?
because if they fell forwards , they would still be in the boat .
that is a good one . it was nice chatting with you .


i m the general manager of the local grocery store. i hope to someday compete professionally or atleast qualify for an event. i spend the weekends travelling up to canada to relax and enjoy the view. my hobbies include reading and cycling. my name is frank.

hi how are you doing
oh just relaxing and enjoying my time off from work in canada .
that is nice i live in ohio
frank is my name by the way . do you like to cycle ?
not that much i play guitar
i cycle and read , when i am not at work or relaxing on weekends in canada
that is cool i do not get out much
i manage a grocery store generally so i am always around people .
that is nice i am on a farm
i want to qualify for an event or professionally compete at cow milking someday
that is awesome do you go to state fairs
sometimes , when i am not uo in canada , relaxing
yeah do you have cows
yes , 100 of them . all dairy cows
wow do you have people to help you with them
i have some farm hands but mostly my kids and husband do everything


i just bought my first car. i received a full scholarship to florida state university. i am going to majoring in business. i am eighteen years old. i just graduated high school with honors.

i immigrated from spain but am learning to love this place .
hello , i am headed to florida state as a business major . do you go to school ?
i graduated before i got married and have a veterinarian license .
awesome ! my sister is a vet . i bought my new car myself .
i love animals so much i will not even eat meat . what kind of car is it ?
it is a mustang ! i am so excited , i love it .
we could not fit five children in a mustang , mini van for us .
i never want to have kids .
to each their own , i guess . do you like music like hip hop ?
i do , i love tupac . california love is my favorite .
that is a good one . it reminds me of songs we made up as kids in spain .
was it nice growing up in spain ?
rich with culture . not like the concrete jungles here .
that is very true . i loved it in italy when we went last year .


the appalachian trail is my favorite. i like folk music. i work in marketing. i love to hike. my hiking boots are pink.

hello how are you ? just finished some painting
very good , you ? i just hiked in my pink boots .
cool i get my exercise from walking
great . you might enjoy hiking then . its my favorite thing , especially the appalachian trail
if only i could take my nee cat !
you could bring the cat to my marketing firm
lets chat after game of thrones !
sounds great and we can listen to some folk music !
i need to finish this painting today .
what is the painting of ?
my new kitten watching game of thrones !
excellent ! maybe could you paint the appalachian trail for me ?
yes ! i could walk it for inspiration .
absolutely ! i could let you borrow my pink hiking boots if you like
perfect ! would make walking easier ! thanks .
no problem ! always need some good folk music too on a hike


i like to shop. i like to dance. i love shoes. i like pizza. i like burritos.

hi there how are you today ?
i am good . i just got finished shoe shopping , how are you ?
i am good thanks , i have just got back from college .
i miss college , my college had the best pizza . what is your major ?
business admin , although my dad is a dentist
do you think you will work with your dad ? running his business , maybe ?
hopefully that is my plan , i just work daycare right now
i work with kids as well . i am a dance teacher , i teach 3 year olds .
oh cool , my mums a teacher as well
wow , we have a lot in common ! do you have any pets ?
no unfortunately not , i would love to though
i have 8 dogs , they are the best . hopefully , you can get a pet eventually .
yeah i hope so to , my girlfriend does not like them though .
maybe you need a new girlfriend haha
well maybe but we have been together 2 years
in my experience , things like pets and kids cannot be compromised on .


i love art museums. i write short stories in my free time. i work in a used book store. i drink a lot of tea. i hope to one day be a published author.

hello there . how are you today ?
i am good thank you for asking . sipping some tea now
how nice . just finished cycling class .
cool . what do you do in your free time ? i write , usually short stories .
that is awsome . read a lot apart from my general manger job at the grocery store
cool ! i used to work in a store that sold a lot of books
i love getting lost in the books . sometimes travel to canada to relax
that sounds fun ! i also enjoy art museums .
that is amazing . ny has a lot of museums here
i would love to visit one day !
yes . highly recommend it . i have been here once and decided to move here
i should move there maybe i could become a publisher .
my good friend is an editor at simon and schuster
wow i hope to become one some day .
you will ! as long as you work hard at it , you will get there !
thanks ! i keep working towards it for sure !


i am a freshman in college. i have never broken a bone. i am athletic. i love cats. my favorite food is pizza.

hey , i cannot wait until the new season of game of thrones is on !
i hope you enjoy it i am with my best friend a cat named bandit
sweet , i like dogs . they like watching tv shows and movies with me .
nice it is my freshman first year of college .
oh nice , have you done cosplay before ? i personally love it !
no but i am an active sports nut and have yet to break a bone !
knock on wood ! i prefer visiting renaissance fairs over doing sports .
those are so cool they just lack my most favored food , pizza .
yeah , no pizza back in those days . when i am home working i like to eat pizza .
nice me too you have been very nice to chat with .
i learned to chat in character when doing cosplay !
i am still learning so it might seem a little goofy
i admit that cosplay is a lot easier than the characters they give us here !
i wish i knew what cosplay was !
you dress up and pretend to be some superhero or other fictional character .
oh that sounds like fun halloween all the time


i work in retail. i love music. i go to at least 10 concerts a year. madonna is my all time favorite.

hi i like to dance
i do too ! i love old madonna dance hits the best !
i dyed my hair red today
omg i dyed mine too , purple and green for a rave concert saturday
i was fired from the bank a month ago
damn . we re you stealing from them ?
i can type really fast
is that why you were fired ? i work at a clothing store .
because i wanted to get married in france
they can t fire you for that . you should sue them
i would have quit anyway
i quit a job once so i could go to coachella i love it so much
what is your favorite fruit ?
cherries . what about you what s yours ?
i like blueberries but cherries are good too .
what s your favorite group or song ? i pretty much like everything . except rap
i lover rap music all day
i go to music concerts and festivals all the time , except for rap
i do not know if we can be friends
that s okay but it was fun talking to you !


i work at the grocery store. i decided to become vegan a year ago. i help around with bookkeeping and tours. sometimes i volunteer at an urban farm. i am vegan.

hello how are you
how are you doing tonight
great i just finished my first college class
i am good thanks for asking that is cool what are you in school for
i am going to be a vet
that is cool i want to be in the medical feild
i chose being a vet as i love cats
that is cool i love helping people and make them better
do you want to work in a kids field ?
yes i do i love kids
i am a coach for a kids team
what sport do you coach the kids


i look down on people who didn t. i eat out more than three times a week. i believe the rich shouldn t be taxed as much. i work in finance.

do you have any children ?
no . do you think the rich should be taxed ?
i would not mind paying more taxes if i had a lot more money .
the taxes that i pay is cutting into my food money .
i hear that i have three kids and am expecting twins . imagine that food bill .
yes of course . i cant understand how people are not rich though
i have to stay in bed for the next 5 months so i cannot work currently .
i understand . am a financial advisor for a forbes list corporation
do you have a degree in
i have a phd in business . i think everyone can accomplish the same thing
i am only 26 and everyone says it is never too late to get an education .
i applaud you if you do . if not i would despise that of you
this is my last pregnancy as i have been sick daily for the past 3 months .
i bet that you would love to eat with me


my favorite book is jane austins pride and prejudice. i like going barefoot. my sister is a guitarist. i can knit.

hey how are you ? i am cooking lunch .
just finished knitting a scarf for my sister . you like cooking ?
i do like to cook , i do it for competition cooking shows like chopped .
wow that is impressive . do you use a cook book or just wing it ?
i just wing it , i like to cook cajun food and desserts .
now i am hungry . i use cookbooks mostly . ca not be trusted to wing it .
ll , i took classes in new orleans . what is your favorite food .
homemade mac and cheese . pioneer woman style
i love reese drummond , i watch her show all the time .
never heard of her . do you like to read ?
yes i like to read james patterson .
i just realized the pioneer womans name is reese drummond . my favorite author is jane austen
okay that is good , i have never read any of her books .
you should read pride and prejudice . everyone should read it once . its my favorite .


i m from california. i like to be outdoors. i m a student. i like to shop at goodwill.

are you a cat person ?
are you from california ? because i am
i love ca , so many vegan restaurant options all over the state
i am not really , i do not keep pets
i have 23 at my house , you want some ?
outdoor activities are what i am into , even though i am student yet
my best memory of the outdoors is traveling around the world on a boat
sure , i want one , to see if i will like it to have pet
yeah i would not charge anything , i have too many , my house stinks
oh , that is the thing about having them around
i paint pictures of them too , kind of another hobby
wow , that is amazing , you are an artist
wish i could make money doing it
you can just make more out of it
need to pay for all the expensive vegan food
who is vegan ? you and someone else ?


i never cook. i like to dress up for other people. i take great care of my skin. i m an actress and i work at a grocery store.

hi there , will you go fishing with me ?
sure but only if you cook the fist for me . i do not cook .
you would have to watch my five children while i cook .
can i take them to the grocery store ? i work there and do some acting too !
sure just do not loose them
can i dress them up too ? i enjoy dressing up for others .
i do not know , their grandmother is a lawyer , just so you know .
i was hoping she was a dermatologist . i m obsess with skin care !
that would be convenient right ?
yes , i like to take care of my skin !
i intern with computers so i have bad skin .
as an actress i have to have good skin !
sounds like a must i guess .
it is that is why i don t cook so i don t get burnt .


we drink beer and eat food. i like football. my friends like watching it to. its great fun.

hi how are you doing ?
i am great and you ? getting ready for a game of football
i am doing good thank for asking
what do you like to do for fyn
i usually read with my free time
i play football , drink and eat pizza with my boys
what do you do for a living ?
i am actually in my last year of college
what are you going to school for ?
i am getting my doctorate degree
wow that is very impressive . what for exactly ?
i am going to be a cardiologist


black coffee is my addiction. my favorite hobby is gardening. my family gets together every saturday. i am 77 years old. my husband died last year.

hi do you want to go hang out at the mall
no thanks , i have to tend to my plants .
ok another time i could take my dog for a walk i guess
we can go to public , i run out of coffee , need my black cup of joe .
coffee is great . do you think there are cute guys to check out ?
maybe . . . i am ready to date again . my husband passed away last year .
sorry to hear . we could hang out and check the action
thanks . today i am ok , i was with my family yesterday , will meet every saturday .
you need to get out . how about a game of tennis
cannot , i have arthritis everywhere ! i am a young 77 year old lady !
my pug , corky has arthritis . it is painful
poor guy , i love gardening but sometimes i am in pain .


i like going to the moves. i work in a circus as a juggler. i am on a keto diet. i have 2 dogs , both golden retrievers. my father and grandfather also worked in the circus.

hello , how are you today ?
hello there , i am well
now , where are you chatting from ?
i am from a circus
mmm , i have never been there . i love to travel , but never heard of that place .
i love to travel as well , what else do you like to do ?
i enjoy playing hockey . i am on a team with my younger brother . what about you ?
i like going to the movies and walk my dogs , do you like any other sports ?
not really . are you in school now ?
i am not , i work as a juggler , what about you ?
interesting . i just graduated with a degree in business . how long have you juggled ?
it been 10 years or so , i would like to finish college eventually as well .


i like to work with acrylics. i am in art school. i aspire to paint murals. my favorite class is painting. i have blonde hair.

hi young fella ! how are you ?
my hobbies are working with acrylics , i am fine
ah ! i like to work in my garden
i am in school for art , i really want paint murals for a living
i also like art ! i create a lot of it
so i guess i could say my favorite subject is class painting
as i am getting old , i prefer cross stitching
what do you look like , i have blue eyes and blonde hair
i have white hair , i also have a pizza sushi in my mouth ! my favorite
how old are you ? i am 45
i like to say i am at the golden age !
i really like sushi and tacos are really tasty
sushi ! i love it ! pizza too , as i said
i am going to italy soon to visit some art galleries
i would love to go !
maybe i will eat some authentic pizza while in italy


i have long flowing hair. my favorite outfit is thigh high leather boots and a skirt. my least favorite music is country. i drive a ford truck.

hello how are you today
i am grumpy . these people had me listening to country music and i hate it .
lol i love ford trucks
all these girls had short hair and cowboy boots but i just do not fit in .
why not . i have a ford black f150 truck
yeah i hate country music but i drive a ford . how ironic is that !
i know , i think the are the best looking trucks right now
thigh high leather boots are more my style and a skirt instead of blue jeans .
yeah that sounds nice , with pantyhose lol
i have real long flowing hair and i am not cutting it just to follow a silly trend .
yeah you have got to do you
all these women look like kate plus 8 but its just not for me .
forget them , i am more into trucks than cars
i hope your not into country music . i am allergic to it .


i also like to mountain bike. i live in vermont. i have visited 12 national parks in the us. i love to hike. i am an environmental activist.

hey mate do you sipping the gin and juice , cause i do it constantly to forget
better drink in moderation mate
nah man , why moderate it if i cant hold a job for long ?
you should become a competitive drinker
i would do it but my family loves me , however they keep away from me
you gotta hide from what you love i guess
we are on the same wavelength here
lets get wavey then dude
i like ya , tell me more about yourself
i like to ride bikes around
i ran over a kid with a bike , like all my problem i take the blame
i am sorry to hear that . blame the kid aye


i am short. i like to sew. my hair is brown. i am not thin. i have one cat.

hi how are you doing today ?
i am great ! just sewing a blanket . you ?
working on a new piece of furniture for a client
what kind of furniture ? i need a new chair . i broke mine since i am overweight .
building a custom couch this weekend
very nice . i need a couch that would not attract cat hair . i have one lovely cat .
that might be challenging i have a house to clean next weekend
i hate cleaning houses . i always find my brown hair everywhere .
do you ever bowl ? i got lucky and got 300 before
nice ! i do not like bowling since i was made fun of for being short .
understandable . trying to find someone to go shopping for me i am scared since the hostage crisis
i am scared too ! we can face our fears together .
that would work . are you watching football tomorrow ?
yes and today . college football !


i play the violin. i have a pomeranian. i have entered into many violin competitions before and have placed in a few of them. my older sister plays clarinet. my mom is a music teacher at the elementary school.

hello there , how are you ?
i am doing great ! just hanging out here with my pomeranian . you ?
oh not much , just looking for a new car , i am thinking a prius .
sounds great ! do you have any hobbies ? what do you do for work ?
i was in the military for 2 years , now i am a construction worker .
cool . i am still in school , but i do a lot of stuff with music .
awesome , what are you studying ?
violin , which i am hoping to make into a career . i have placed in a few competitions .
that is pretty cool , i cannot read music so i do not play anything .
music is a family thing for me . mom is a music teacher , sister plays clarinet .
that is awesome , my family are all military , so i followed suit
that is understandable . do you have any pets or hobbies that you enjoy ?
reading book , mainly romance novels . also , i have a horse . you ?
a horse sounds cool ! i just have my dog . and music is basically my life .


my name is john and i live in dallas , tx. our kids are 14 and 12 years old. my wife and i have 2 children. i work as a physical therapist , and my wife is a school nurse. we also have three dogs and two cats.

good evening , how are you ?
i am good . just got the 2 kids to bed now hanging with my wife
no kids for me . what do you do for work
i work in healthcare as a physical therapist for a local rehab
if you are ever looking for a new job , i can help you .
are you a recruiter or something ?
yes i am . are you looking for a new job ?
no i am very happy right now but thanks anyway
if you change your mind , i can drive my lease over and discuss your options .
my wife works at a school as a nurse . maybe she will need help
yes please ask her for me . i want to get people in the best job possible .
i can ask her . my kids do not like that she works at their school
i can understand that . do you have pets ?
so many pets ! 5 total
i can take some off your hands , i have none .
we love them but maybe you could take the 2 cats


i have three children. i am named after my grandmother. my best friend lives down the street. i enjoy taking walks. i drive a honda civic.

hi how are you doing today
great ! my name is lucy , after my grandmother . whats yours ?
i am katana i am a nursing student at odu
nice to meet you . do you have any children ?
no kids just a pet horse
i have three . we go for walks to my best friends house down the street .
that is nice that you can live that close to your best friend
yea , it is . so do you have to drive to campus ?
yeah i live with some of my band mates
what do you drive ? i have a honda civic . what kind of band ?
i have an old pickup truck i am a vocalist its an indie group
i love indie music . tell me more about you .


i have 3 dog. i have 2 kids. my husband is a lawyer. i love flowers.

how are you doing today ?
hello . doing well thank you . just got done walking my 3 dogs .
wow you have alot of dogs .
and also 2 kids . a full house i have here .
that sounds like a lot of fun .
yes it is . husband is working constantly . he is a lawyer , not much time with him .
i will bet . he sounds like he is busy with such a big family .
yes . what do you do for a living ?
i work with money . i like finances and such .
oh wow ! that is awesome . not very good with numbers .
what do you do for a living ?
i am a florist . adore flowers a lot !


i am a doctor. i like to play baseball. my wife is a nurse. i have 2 kids. my favorite place is the mountains.

hi , how are you doing ?
i am great just got home from a long night of working , you ?
where do you work ? i am good , just fixing my long hair .
at the hospital . in er . i am a dr . it was a hectic night .
oh wow , i bet you have a lot of hectic nights .
i do and my wife works with me too she is a nurse .
that is cool you get to work together .
it is , hard on our 2 kids sometimes though
oh yes i bet . i do not have any kids yet .
what do you do with your free time ? i climb mountains
well i am trying to get into modeling . i am really tall .
being tall is good for modeling ! is that what you do for work ?
i do not have a job at the moment but working on booking one soon .
are you into any spots ? i like basketball , i play a lot .
i should probably play basketball but i have not ever tried .
its not too hard you should try it out sometime


i am a college student. my dad is a dentist and my mom is a teacher. my major is in business administration. i ve been in a relationship for 2 years.

oh what are the haps my friend ?
hi , how are you ? i am great ! i am studying for school .
i have too many cats for school so i work for ups
i am studying business . i love kitties .
what else do you do ? anything ?
my parents are big academics . i did not have a choice in the matter .
haha poor you . i am an academic and we are very funny folks .
in my free time , i date my boyfriend of two years .
would you date me ? i am a lady .
yes , my mother is a english teacher . dad pulls teeth all day .
high status professions ! lucky you
i am a true one person gal ! i only date my boyfriend .
that is very noble ! good for you . do you like honda ?
my mom had one for 12 years . the car lasts forever .
good i have a new one but i worry about my budget if it breaks
hondas rarely break . if you are worried , get an extended warranty


we are getting married in a park. i am getting married next week. my family hates my fiancé. my dog is the ring bearer.

hi , how was your day ?
awesome and yours
it was awesome ! i went horseback riding with some friends . you ?
went fishin with my buddies !
www , i wish i could ! i am allergic to seafood
seafood or worms ? lol !
haha . both ! is that your favorite food ?
i prefer venison actually !
what is that ? i love cheese , especially goat cheese !
never had that before
oh its really good , especially with lamb burgers . what is venison ?
deer ya bait em and shoot em !
oh wow . i am an animal lover , so could not shoot one .
the system cant count .


i live alone. i live in portland , maine. i am an environmental engineer. i like to take photos.

hi what are you up to today ?
hi , alone , maine , engineer and love photography . you ?
interesting . . i am in chicago , not much room for my mountain biking
i see . vera funeral info is posted on reddit . i am an author . you ?
i have no idea what vera funeral is . . i am an artists
yes there is . take lake shore drive . you sing ?
i do not sing , no talent there
i see . vera had all the talent . you do not know what a funeral is ?
yes i know what a funeral is . . unsure about vera . . what do you do for fun
hmmm . you take photos of anything ? i do .
nope , just draw ! mostly photos of people
hmmm . what line of work are you in ? i am an engineer .
i am in retail . . i sell tea and coffee , love me some tea
oh okay . i bet its great with bat meat . i photograph lakes .
bat meat . . does not sound appealing to me
to die for ! ask vera . i hate living alone . you ?


i love my girlfriend. i work in a bookstore. i dyed my hair pink. i have an older brother.

good evening . how are you ?
i am good and you ?
good . just relaxing after a long day on set .
are you in movies then
yes . ever since i was 18
nice what movies are you in
i have done a few but mostly small ones
do you have any siblings ?
i have 3 . how about you ?
i have a brother that is all
excellent . do you two have any hobbies ?
we like to read books yeah
what is your favorite book ?
i just have too many to pick one


my husband died last year. black coffee is my addiction. my family gets together every saturday. my favorite hobby is gardening.

howdy brah , what do you like to do for fun ?
hi . i enjoy gardening and drinking coffee . how about you ?
i love the waves , what plants do you grow ?
awesome . i like growing tomatoes , cucumbers , lettuce etc . pretty much anything veggie .
my ma enjoyed veggies too , she taught the fifth grade
cool . i see my mom every saturday . we have family get togethers every saturday
that is nice , i would meet up but that is when i train for my job
right . what job do you do ?
i was a mime of sorts wearing bright colors , can you guess ?
lol no i cannot guess . i do not know much about mimes .
think of the upcoming movie it !
oh ok a clown . that is awesome


i live walking distance from work. i rent an apartment. i do not like coffee. i work in finance.

hi , what are you up to today ?
just thinking about how much i hate coffee . it is the worst !
oh no , coffee is my love ! although pizza sushi closely behind
pizza sushi , i can get behind but i walk to work everyday .
wow , very active ? i spend a lot of time in my garden
what do you grow ? is it anything . . . illegal ?
all very legal and healthy ! lots of veggies , some pumpkins . . .
just in time for the fall season . do you make the pumpkins into pie ?
i do ! which may sound weird for being a guy . . baking pies lol
gordon ramsey is a guy , you think he is weird for being a cook ?
well that is his career . . i spend many weekends baking around the house
i bet that makes your boyfriend really happy , cooking all the time
i keep him fat n happy ; i also create art for our home
oh do you do artistic nude paintings of eachother holding pies ?
i guess you could call it holding the pies . . .
well if you ever need someone to help you two with your taxes , i am your man .


i can tell right away if i m going to like someone. i love sunny days. i love winning. coffee is important to me.

hello how are you ? i am 20 years old
i am great . i think i am going to like you
i hope so , i use to be a boy , i love usa .
so you are trans ? so cool
yes i changed at 17 years old .
that is so great . life is beautiful . i love the sun
what is your favorite color ? mine is blue .
i love brown . the color of my favorite drink coffee
cool , so tell me more about you ?
i love playing games so i can win
i like to listen an talk you never know who you may meet .
absolutely . that is a good point
oh cool , what kind of games ?
any kind of games . monopoly and basketball are my favorites


i am a gym rat that loves to play racquetball. my favorite book that i ve read lately is middlesex. my favorite tv shows are forensic files and jeopardy. i love most music except country and jazz.

hello how is your afternoon going
it is going well . just got back from the gym . how about you ?
it is okay i will take a long walk in few minutes
do you like tv ? i am torn between jeopardy or forensic files tonight .
no i do not like tv unless my children like to watch it
what about music then ? i love everything except country and jazz .
i am okay with music i like classic
read any good books ? i am really digging middlesex as of late .
i like books mostly non fiction i love novels
novels are simply amazing .
yes they are i try to read novels to my kids ever night
after i get home from racquetball , i just love to curl up with a good book .
do you play sports
i mainly go to the gym and play racquetball . what about you ?


i love the outdoors. i wear contacts. i am very smart. i work as a janitor.

hey , do you want to read my favorite book to me ?
i sure would not mind doing that i just need to slip on my contacts
that is fine , hurry up .
i like going outside . where are you from ?
i live most of my life at school .
aw that is pretty cool i did well in school
what grade was your favorite ?
i felt like i was smarter than everyone else so i left early
that is not really good . i was waiting for you to say 5th
yeah that is around the time i left . do you work ?
i am a teacher , i thought i made that clear
oh i am sorry i still have not put my contacts in
that is fine . maybe you should have stayed in school .
yeah then maybe i would not be a genius janitor
maybe not . maybe you should wear glasses like me .
i am thinking about lasik to be honest


i have danced since i was two. i lost my job as a banker a month ago. i am a redhead. i got engaged to be married in paris , france.

good evening , hows it going ?
oh good , just planning a wedding unemployed , aka frazzled and stressed ! lol
ha ha , your wedding or someone else ?
my own . we got engaged in paris . . . but that was when i was still employed !
well , hopefully your marrying into money , then it will not be a problem ;
haha , not quite . dancers not exactly raking in big bucks . but we met growing up
awe i love a good love story , my daughter just graduated and is now planning hers
aw that is fun ! what do you do for a living ?
i run triathlons , practice ever morning for 2 hrs . the race is my favorite .
wow ! makes me tired just thinking about it . i used to work in banking
i have a friend i snow board with who is a teller in bank
i was a little higher up more stress , more responsibilities . . . more layoffs !
no kidding ! right ? that is the downside of the workforce
yeah sure is . do you think green goes with red ? i am a redhead . wondering for my bridesmaids


i sing in a punk band. i sometimes write poetry. i want to visit the uk. i like to skate. my favorite color is black.

hey how are you doing today ?
i am pretty gnarly . just got back from skating with my bros .
oh wow that sounds like fun . i want to go sky diving .
noah . that would be so sick ! ! ! i wanna skydive in the uk !
yeh i would love the adrenaline but i am terrified of heights
i am not afraid of anything . i wear a lot of black to show i am tough .
haha what does black have to do with tough ?
its dark . but i am also sensitive and write banging poetry .
i see and poetry sounds like a lot of fun to write .
totally . i sing in my punk band . sometimes we use my poetry .
wow what an interesting life . the only thing i did was drive a race car .
that is pretty sweet dude . do you have a job or something ?
no i am currently taking my boards for pharmacy .
that seems like a lot of work . i think i will just sing in my band haha .


i am seven years old. i like to play soccer. and , my best friend is calden. i just got my rejection letter from the gifted program.

hello ! how are you today ? listen to music ?
yes , i love disney radio
i used to listen to that one ! i take guitar lessons since kindergarten .
cool , i was in kindergarten two years ago . i am 7 .
nice meeting you , spend as much time at home now that you can , i wish i could .
i do , i hang out with calden and play soccer , he is my best friend
i have a off too ! we play in the same band , and i am the songwriter .
you are so cool , i hope to be that cool some day
thanks ! all musicians are cool , what do you want to be when you grow up ?
a vet because i love dogs
i love animals too ! but i cannot have any , i wish i had the time .
i am not very smart i got rejected from the gifted program at school
i did too ! you do not want to be with all those nerdy kids .
you are right , those kids do not play soccer
but they play several instruments
soccer is more fun my parents do not like loud noises


i like to work puzzles. i love country music. i am a teacher. my dad worked for home depot. i am an aspiring fiction writer.

hello , do you like football , i used to play professionally
oh , what position did you play ? which team ?
i played with thierry henry for arsenal . . . lol
fun ! you want to go out country dancing tonight ? i love that music .
omg hate that , but yeah i love clubbing , we can get a pizza before
okay sounds good . ca not stay out to late as i teach tomorrow .
oooh where do you teach , i got my degree from stanford
i teach middle school math in missouri .
i must send my 4 year old to you , my wife is looking for a better school
yes i am a good math teacher but i really want to write fiction .
you can write about my hero thierry henry !
maybe . . hehe . . i did take an online math class from stanford from dr . boiler .
ooh ooh i went there , he taught me too ! and we ate pizza ! ! !
well at least i did not have to work at home depot like my dad did .
yeah that sucks , my wife works there hates it
my son worked there too . heavy lifting and then doctor bills .


i didn t pass the audition , but i ll keep trying. i auditionated in a cooking show. i think i have talent for it. i took classes while growing up.

i have an iphone and hiking . i work in a bank but did not go college
do you like to cook ? i auditioned in a cooking show .
i do not like it because i never have the time to go outside america
i think i have a good talent for cooking . i did not pass the audition though .
why you love cooking but did not pass ?
i took classes when i was younger , but they thought i needed more
why you took it you should be good ?
there was one person better than me , but i will keep trying to pass
yes that is the spirit you should try it
do you like working at a bank ?
no i hate money i have so many
do you have the newest iphone then ?
i do not have but i will soon
did you say that you like hiking ? why ?
yes i love nature how about you ?
yes i love to be outdoors , especially in snow .


at night , i party hard in the atlanta club scene , and i never miss a music festival. i have borderline personality disorder. it is my universe , and everyone else is just a character in it. i work as a dental assistant in a ritzy part of town.

so what are you doing today ?
i am sitting at my desk trying to earn a few extra dollars .
cool . i am going hiking .
i have never been hiking because i am afraid of ticks .
that is understandable . i also like to paint !
i like to paint rooms of my home but not portraits .
oh , have you ever watched bob ross ? maybe he will inspire you .
yes , my daughter loves to watch his program . he was awesome .
he was . he was my favorite artist .
i have no favorite . i am simply not crafty . i would rather be outside .
i like to go outside too . but i spend the day as an accountant !
i am a gemologist but currently looking for change .
my mother owns a fashion brand . maybe you can work with her .
maybe i will meet her one day .
i hope so ! see you around .
i hope you have a wonderful day .


this summer i went on vacation to italy. i live in a big city. i work in the office , 9 till 5. sometimes i go to yoga classes.

how are you today ? what is something interesting you do or like ?
i was just thinking about summer in italy , it was a great vacation .
italy is beautiful . i was there when i was 18 filming my first movie .
really ? my first movie is what made me start taking yoga classes .
are you an actor too ? i was 10 when i really started .
nope , office worker , 9 to 5 . its in a big city .
that sounds dull . at least you get to travel .
i know , its fun going to yoga classes , sometimes !
yoga is great for the body and mind . it helps me with my current role .
is your current role in the big city where i live ?
it is a telenovela set in new york , but we rarely film there .
wow , i hope they film in the office where i work .
there are some office scenes , what is your office , i will pass an idea on .
i am only there from 9 until 5 , so i do not see a lot of it .


i work as a secretary at an insurance agency. i am close to both of my brothers. i travel every year to disney world. i like to read true crime novels. i have two dogs.

hi , how are you today ?
can you watch my two dogs while i go to disney ?
maybe . what do you do for a living ?
cool . unemployed . i go every year with my two brothers .
oh , i work at a zoo .
just kidding . i am a secretary for my husbands insurance company .
my wife works at the zoo with me .
did you read the true crime novel about the columbus zoo ?
i have not read that .
it was so scary , i screamed and scared my two dogs .
oh wow . that sounds like a terrible book .
no . you should read it . i love true crime novels .
what other hobbies do you have ?
just going to disney every year . you ?
i just got back from disney last week !
awesome ! too bad i missed you .


i work at a hotel overnight. pop is my favorite music. i eat more junk food than i really should. i enjoy video games. i write in my spare time.

hi there . are you looking forward to halloween as much as i am ? its so close !
hi ! i am looking forward to halloween . i still need a costume though .
what will you be ? i cannot wait to dress up . so fun !
i think i might be princess peach from the super mario brothers video games .
love it ! me and my vestie , my dog allie , are going to be wheres waldo .
that sounds really fun ! will your dog wear a hat ?
ya , and hopefully the glasses too . she is pretty cooperative so fingers crossed .
so cute ! i hope she gets some awesome dog treats if she goes trick or treating .
ya me too ! so , do you have any hobbies ?
i really like writing . i write short stories for my friends .
that is so cool . i love watching the clouds . its cathartic almost .
how cool . do you look for shapes or just watch them pass ?
both . when i bike to work i have to remind myself constantly not to cloud watch !
haha ! that could be dangerous ! i work overnights so biking to work would be tough .
maybe even dangerous too . do you bike ? i just got a new red bike .
i wish i biked more . i need a bike . was it hard to pick out ?


my brother is in a metal band and travels the world. i am in college now and want to be a teacher. my family migrated to america when i was five. i will be graduating in september and hope to get a teaching job soon.

hello ! how are you today ?
i am good thanks and you ?
i am good too thanks , what is your family like
my brother is in a famous band
oh wow , my mother is a piano teacher so we both have a musical family member haha
is your wife a professor then ?
no she is not . is yours ?
no my brother plays metal music
ok . where did you grow up ? i was raised in the deep south
i was raised in europe then moved to america
wow did you move here for a job ? what do you do for money ?
no i was only a baby i was 5
ok so what do you like to do in your free time ? i love hunting .
i go to school i graduate soon
what do you want to do after you graduate ?
i want to become a teacher


i sell cosmetics in my spare time. i am a special ed teacher. and , i love psychoanalyzing my friends. i have two sons that i am raising by myself.

hi how ar you doing ?
how are you to day
i am good what hobbies do you have ?
i am doing good and you
i am good do you like to swim ?
i love to bake and play sports
that is fun what do you like to bake
cookies and cakes and cupcakes and yes i love to swim
yum ! what music do you like ?
i love country musica
i am really into the band korn
omg i remember them they are old lol


i hate seafood but love mexican food. i love to hunt. my favorite color is blue. my mother was a piano teacher. i grew up in the deep south.

how are you doing today ? are you new here ?
i am great , about to head out into the woods deer hunting .
that sounds like fun . . . is that something you do a lot ?
oh yes , my passion ! along with piano playing . . my mom taught lessons
i really love piano . . . and soccer . . .
oh nice , do you play on a team ? do you work ?
yes . . . a new team last month . . . being a goalie is my work . . . you work ?
i am a cook . . mexican is my favorite . i cannot stand seafood
i hate seafood too . . . mexican food is the best
yes , not usually great for you either
no but i work it off playing soccer in my cleats
oh yes you do . i get a workout trekking through the woods with my gear
i bet you do . . . that is a lot to carry
but very rewarding when i feed my family with venison
i bet they love it . . . you sound really happy
life is good , cannot complain ! hope the same for u


i want to be an explorer. my favorite color is blue. i do not like my job. i visit india often. i am an athlete.

hi , nice to meet you . where are you from ?
i am in florida but i travel to india frequently . you ?
i live in washington state and i am a crazy night owl
i do too but my job which i detest makes me work days .
where do you work ? i still study at law school and i do not go out much
i work for a computer company . i would rather be an explorer tho .
i do not explore much , but i do play ultimate frizz bee with my friends
what is your favorite color ? mine is blue .
i am color blind so i can only see shades of blue , apparently .
ah . sorry to hear that .
no worries , i do not really know what i am missing .
how is the weather up there ?
i love it , i think it is perfect , you ?
the weather , i hope finally cooled off . its been hot here .
i do not like the heat at all .
me either . i am diabetic so heat is not good .


since young i ve loved fashion. my inspirations are alexander mcqueen and coco chanel. my desire is to becom a fashion designer. i moved to ny to study in a prestigious designing school. i love to go shopping and inspire myself in stylish stores.

hello names todd and my baby is my bowie knife
oh . my name is gigi . how are you ?
fine just cooked up some bacon and egg sandwiches you
oh . do you have any hobbies ?
yeah i go to the gym weekly
i am in to fashion and love to shop .
my dream is to be a cop like my uncle
oh cool . i want to be a fashion designer .
well my true idol is in ufc
are you in a relationship ?
no my only girl is my protein shakes
oh . i have been seeing this guy for a few months .
lucky i try to keep fit so i can protect the girl i date
i am not sure if he is the one though .
i got close to engaged before but she was not the one apparently
oh , yeah it happens a lot i guess .


my favorite food is pizza. i also like eating sushi. i am studying for my master s. cooking is one of my pass times. i am a student in social sciences.

hi there , how are you ?
i am doing alright , just finished cooking dinner . you ?
i have been playing my guitar .
that sounds nice . do you play often ?
yeah , most dogs . i also play video games .
i am not super into video games . my partner is , though . i mostly study .
i meant most days ! i cannot type .
i got you , do not worry !
what do you do for a living ?
right now i am just working towards my masters degree
oh , i have a degree in business .
cool ! i am working towards a public health degree myself .
i do miscellaneous jobs from home .
are you trying to find a full time job ?
no , i enjoy what i do now .
sounds perfect ! i am not looking forward to job hunting


i have two border collies. i speak french and english fluently. i am an artist. i enjoy hiking. i am planning to move to a new state soon.

whats up ! ! ! i love pizza so much
me not so much . i eat a few bites then toss it to my border collies .
oh . . . dogs . i cannot say that i like animals . . at all
i love em . i have mollie and tarter sauce and i take them hiking with me .
i will just role play that i went hiking lol
you role play for therapy or pleasure ?
just for fun , sometimes i pretend i am a slice of pizza
oh another performance artist , just like me ! where you live ?
i love all sorts of cars , so i just travel the us living in cars
what does that have to do with where you live ?
i do not live anywhere ? i am a nomad
oh my ! i am going to move from tx to az next month and its freaking me out !
i like traveling in the warm states
i like cold winters actually . its getting late here so bonne nuit !


i love the summer. i have two kids i enjoy being on social media. i work at a animal clinic. i love mexican food.

hello , how are you this afternoon ?
hello , how are you ?
i am doing just fine , just beat my friend in a video game
nice . congrats . did you share it ?
no , i did not because i do not like to brag lol
my son shares everything he does .
lol , my girlfriend and i love playing video games
yeah . my husband keeps trying to get me to play . i d rather tweet .
i bet youre considered normal for having a husband
i guess so . i don t worry about what is considered normal .
i wish i was normal , people think i am disgusting
well . people are often disgusting , so don t worry about it .
i am saying people treat me like i have a disease since i am lesbian
there s nothing wrong with you . it s them that have the issue .
sometimes i wish i was not living , my own parents do not even like me
things will get better for you .


i am a lawyer. i do not own a television. my hobby is photography. i live in the mountains. i know how to pilot a plane.

are you looking for any kind of design advice by any chance ?
i am not currently , do you work in design ?
i love traditional style and i am working as a freelance designer . what do you do ?
i work in a firm as a lawyer .
do you work for dreamworks ? i really want to work for them
i do not actually . do you have any hobbies ? mine is photography .
well you know i love design , but i also love animation and classical music
very cool . i have also learned how to fly a plane . it is very freeing .
noah , that is so awesome . take any cool trips ?
yes i visit the keys quite often . its a change of pace from my moutain living .
and you get to fly in there ? that is insane
yes , i own my own plane . its nothing fancy , but its nice to own my own .
well if you ever need any kind of design advice for that , let me know
thank you ! i sure will .


i also love to travel. my dad works offshore. i love the chainsmokers. i love to play tennis.

hi how are you today ?
i am great ! just enjoying the catchy tunes of the chainsmokers . you ?
i am reading . i love to read
me too . reading anything good ?
just short stories . i have a lot of time to read
i read all the time . i travel a lot and read tons on my flights .
do you have any single friends ? help me .
all my friends are single .
well so am i . lets get this going .
ll . where are you from ?
i am not sure really . you ?
saint louis missouri . i travel so much i am never there anymore .


i want to climb mount everest. i have shot a lion. i like to play with clay models. i am not a good artist.

what did you do this morning ?
shot a big lion on mount everest , you ?
oh my gosh ! how horrid ! i believe in treating animals humanely
i am sorry to hear that ! i play with models of animals made of clay haha
that is a lot more humane . i do not eat meat or animal products
just vegetables for you my man ?
yes . especially mashed potatoes . those are the best !
i love them , do you ever do art ?
i wish i did it more . i sometimes paint . you ?
what do you paint usually ? i am not great at art .
i paint pictures of soccer balls . i know that is strange but i love soccer
soccer is fun , i played when i was little .
do you like watching any tv shows ?
i like the show game of throne it is good , but i prefer trying art .
i love that show ! khal drogo is just too hot
love the man , what are you up to ?


i love to dance. i enjoy reading history books. i grew up in new hampshire. my favorite food is mexican. i am a teacher.

hello how are you doing ?
i am great ! thank you for asking !
what are you doing for the weekend ?
i am going dancing . i usually do . what about you ?
i am going to read . i have access to tons of books from work .
i teach books galore ! good thing i enjoy reading .
yay ! after some reading i would probably go dancing too .
is your favorite food mexican ?
yes actually i like it a lot .
you were not my next door neighbor in new hampshire were you ?
aha i wish . i like new hampshire but i am not living there .
no i grew up there . anyway , i teach history my favorite subject .
that is wonderful . i work in a bookstore where i can basically read anything .
well my favorite books are of course history .


i like to watch make up tutorials in youtube. i ve reached 50k subscribers !. through them i ve learned to make up myself and others. recently i started a youtube channel where i share make up tutorials too. i started taking beauty classes too.

hi , wanna go to a concert with me ?
hi ! sure ! i love concerts ! who are you going to see ?
rock ones mostly . you could pick the show , if it on not on the weekend .
i like watching tutorials on youtube for makeup , are you male or female ?
a man . we did not have youtube on the farm .
i learned how to do my own others makeup on them .
will you do mine ? i would like that
i just started my own channel to share tutorials on makeup , 50k subscribers !
do my makeup and you will have 9000 mullion subs .
just started taking cosmetology classes , you can be my model .
great . i can be a beautiful man for you .
haha we will just do some contouring and highlighting your features
and then we can go to some concerts .
perfect , that sounds like a great idea , what else do you like ?
traveling , eating , concerts , women , puppies
haha me too ! but men instead of women . how is life on the farm ?


my wife stays home with our kids. i hate tofu. we own our home. i work for a large law firm. i drive a prius.

hello ! how are you doing today ?
my wife is fixing us tofu but i hate that stuff . i am good how are you ?
i am fine , i am about to go on a night hike
that sounds like fun . i guess i will stay home and eat tofu
i wish i could send you a photo while you eat , i love taking photos
i consider myself an amateur photographer myself . i am pretty good at it .
that is so great . where do you live ?
i work at a huge law firm so photography cant beat that salary .
i live in portland in maine , so there are quite a bit of beautiful subjects to photograph
i live in antarctica . we own a nice house here . where are you from ?
there must be great subjects for you to photograph , too !
lot of good photographic scenic places in antarctica too
i love tofu , by the way . i live by myself , so i have to cook for myself .
all of the underground caves and lakes that most people do not know about
those sound gorgeous . the leaves are turning here , so it is great
i do that and my wife stays with the kids at home . its too cold for them .


i m originally from london , england. i love going to comedy clubs. i am a model building enthusiast. i recently lost both my parents to an automobile accident. i like camping and the outdoors in general.

hey , want to go shopping ? a few of my closest friends are coming along .
sure , where do you want to go ?
anywhere ! single and free , look at me !
maybe later tonight we can go to a great comedy club .
i would love that . let us take my bmw .
since it is early lets get some fish and chips and go to the local park .
yum . i do have to watch my waistline , though .
no way , you look good .
do you mind if i bring a few friends ? just a few , maybe 8 10 .
not all crowded into your bmw i hope . lol
oh , no . just for lunch at the park .
yea , that would be ok to invite your mates .
we are still going shopping , right ?
of course . let me go to get ready . pick me up in 30 .
ok . i will be there soon .
can not wait to see your bmw . what color is it ?


i like to smell my own farts. my beer gut is so huge i haven t seen my feet in two years. i am from san fransico. i am always the one who buys the beers. i like to place blame on other people even when i know it is my fault.

hi my name is gail , short for abigail . what is your name ? do you have pets
my name is steve ! no pets , my mother made me too fat to care for them
lol i mean i am sorry . . . try a vegetarian diet . . i use to weigh 500 lbs . not anymore
wow ! i do drink a lot of beer , so a vegetarian diet should be easy
yep ! i work for peta so i have 300 cats . i make their clothes from willow bark
do you make them sweaters ? you must need a whole forest .
cats love sweaters but my income is limited to 50k so i only make socks and t shirts
do you think willow bark would trap the smell of my farts or be airy ?
willow bark has to be processed in a pond before it can be spun into fiber
that makes sense , so the cats do not get their feet wet
my cats are too busy training for the olympics to worry about wet feet
are they gymnasts ? it is a huge trend here in san francisco
oh i heard about that . . . no . . . they are bob sledders
how cute . cats in the snow .


i like to chat with my friends. i like to go to the movies. i like to read books that are in a series. i love to go out to eat with my family. i like to take drives in the country.

hello , would you forgive your friends if they destroyed your new car ?
probably , but it would take some time for sure . do you like harry potter ?
to a certain extent i do like him but not very much
the movies are okay , but the books are so much better .
my dad is a die hard for him too
that is awesome ! it is hit or miss i suppose .
every weekend he has to watch a movie for harry potter
that is funny . my dad and i usually go out to eat out every weekend .
for us we dine out on birthdays or when mum and dad are happy
dining out is where my family and i usually bond with one another .
it is a sign that shows that our parents are happy
they typically are . eating and driving in the country makes my parents happy on weekends .
i will also do it when i grow up
i would highly recommend it !
will you also do it when you grow up ?
i already do ! i love driving in the country with them .


i am a roofer. i always have a beer after work. my favorite food is steak cooked well done. i drive a lifted chevy truck.

hello , do you like fishing ?
heck yeah , i cook mine like my steak , well done !
my dad used to grill steak , he was a cop until he got murdered .
wow that is a stressful job i have to have a beer after work !
i drink beer while floating down the river . you ever go rafting ?
yeah i do , i drive my chevy with a lift kit down for the weekend
driving is cool but i like running .
well i get most of my exercise from my job as a roofer
i ran a 4 minute mile once , maybe less .
that is crazy you run fast then i can
yeah , i am kind of a big deal .
that is cool that your so confident in your character .
i think so , do you like ice cream ? i eat it every day .
i like it i just cant eat it every day . i like to starve myself
that does not sound like fun .
i am over weight and feel like it is a necessary evil


my favorite season is spring. i enjoy walks on the beach. i am a graphic designer. i am currently single.

good evening how are you tonight ?
i am good but would be better if it was spring you ?
good i do not mind fall , but come winter , i am going south
i love the beach so i will come with yu
sounds good . i love having friends and family around
me too but i am single
i like traveling with family or alone
zi love to graphic design but do not make money
i never learned much about graphic design but love art
that sounds like an interesting topic
do you mean graphic design or art ?
both are very cool i think
so are you a graphic designer now ?
yes and always will be thanks


not a day goes by that i do not drink four mountain dews. i enjoy movies about aliens invading the earth. my favorite hobby is chess. i just dyed my hair hot pink with purple highlights.

hello , i am in a local theater company
hi ! nice ! guess what colors i just colored my hair ?
is it black and white like my favorite animal ?
hot pink with purple highlights ! what is your favorite animal ?
i am in love with pandas .
are you sure you do not like aliens ? movies with aliens invading us yay !
haha i am more of a history buff than sic fi
do you have other hobbies ? i love chess !
i enjoy acting in a theater .
is this professionally or just a hobby ?
it is more of a hobby than anything . too busy planning my wedding to do it professionally .
congrats ! what an exciting time ! where are you getting married ?
in a local venue , small wedding with close friends and family . are you married ?
no , i guess nobody wants a man who drinks 4 mountain dews every day !


i love my pet dog more than anything. i like early 2000s indie music. i m picky when it comes to food. i d like to be a teacher in the future. my temper is pretty short.

hello . i am a dragon
my dog is my life . yo have pets ?
i have a super old crappy car
i love indie music . you ? early 2000s was the best .
my dad used to preach , i dropped out of college
i am a picky eater . you ?
i do not eat much , i am too fat
i hope to be a teacher in the future . you teach ?
i like the last of the mohicans
some people say i have a short fuse temper . are you hot headed ?
i am super fat . i need to work out
i do not eat all or everyone food . are you vegan ?
i love to be vegan , it is hard though
i will be a teacher tomorrow . you sing ?
i love singing , it kills people though
my dog john wayne is my air . can you draw ?


i work on cars for a living. i enjoy fishing. my favorite food is a cheeseburger. i live alone. i watch a lot of tv.

hey there , how are you ?
i am doing good and yourself ?
i am good . . . watching movies and eating popcorn . typical friday .
i watch tv all the time
watching shows is my main hobby when i am not doing my welding training .
i love fishing and working on cars
i am not big on fishing but i can fix up a car too .
what do you for a living ?
i am in construction . i will be starting a new project next week . you
i work as a graphic designer
nice . . . i never had much of a brain for computers .
i sit all day . . . its not healthy


i try to watch what i eat. i enjoy eating italian food. pizza is my favorite. my name is tom. i am east asian.

hello , i am going to be famous tonight .
get out ! me too ! all work and no play make me i will . you ?
i got to dress up for other people tonight .
hello ? tom here . love pizza when not working out . you ?
hopefully i will meet one so i never have to cook
meet one what ? i also love calzones .
a lady . i am an actress and i work at a grocery store
wow ! you know any other east asian toms ? you sing right ?
i do sing and do you like rap music ?
some of it . i have to diet . do you ?
yes my favorite is tupac . i wish i was like he was .
do you boo ! you like pizza ? i do ?
since i do not cook pizza is a must .
i see . did tupac have a line of pizzas ?
no . i am a vegan so i hate the meat section at work .
you ever tried vegetarian pizza ? its all the rave .


i am a hippie. i drive a large , blue van. i have curly , red hair. i love to recycle. i have two tattoos.

have you ever been overseas ?
i wish . i travel by van .
you could put the van on a ferry ! have you been to the southeast usa ?
i have not . how it is there ?
i do civil war shows for tourists . it is a beautiful part of the country .
what is that like ? i have never been .
i dress up like an army soldier and the local news covers it . you can watch .
what channel is it on ? i can go to a restaurant to see it .
my mother is the news anchor , channel 5 . what restaurant do you like ?
i do not have a lot of money for restaurants , but i do not have a tv .
do you work at a restaurant ? i have made a film about a restaurant .
i am on the road a lot
where do you go in the van ?
i go everywhere . i live there .
that must be really freeing . i should go with you and make a film .
that would be really rad


i like to play football. i have beard that is longer. i own a dog that is small. i like to ride my bike.

hi , how are you doing ?
i am good . just got in from a run w my dog . what about u ?
doing well , about to cook dinner for my kids .
whatchy cookin good for dinner ?
i was thinking about one of the traditional italian dishes my mother taught me
that makes me hungry ! my dog keeps pawing at the keys . my little happy .
www that is adorable how old is he ?
just turned 1 . i got him when i started growin out my beard .
i love dogs , they are like children but furry lol
i agree . he goes everywhere . he even tries to play football with me .
my son likes football . i might consider getting him a dog
oh yeah . most def nothing better than a dog and his boy .
i am sure he would love a dog . my girls , though , i am not sure what to get them
ink but if decide to get em cats get the puppy and kittens at same time .
yeah , that would probably be a good idea , so they would grow up together
yes and the cat and dog will get along . which do u like ?


i currently suffer from social anxiety. i am a geology major at alabama university. i never have had alcohol in my life. i have a girlfriend of 7 years.

hi ! what are you up to ? i am doing what i like best , eating cupcakes !
hi i am winding down from a day at work .
so am i . the local grocery store is where i work . what about you ?
i also work in the retail industry at the local department store .
other than eating cupcakes , reading is also what i like to do to wind down .
i like to read also and play with my dog . do you have a pet ?
i do . i named him blue after my favorite color . what about yours ?
what kind of pet is he ?
he is is a yorkie . he is actually a show dog . what about yours ?
how old is your dog ?
he is 10 . sadly , i think he is also getting i will and may not live very long .
i am very sorry , i understand , we noticed gray hair on our dog yesterday .
so do you have any children ? i have three .
how nice . no children just nieces and nephews
are you married ? i have been married for 30 years !
wow ! congratulations ! no i am single .


i like to go out to eat. one of my favorite artists is drake. i also enjoy cooking. i like listening to other rap music too. a hobby of mine is the drums.

hi how are you today ?
i am good just listening to the radio . spotify radio based on drake . how about you ?
awesome watching flash , he is my favorite of the super heros
do you enjoy cooking or going out to eat more ?
i like both equally i would say , and you ?
i like both but a dinner i do not have to clean up after is a real treat
very true ! what is your favorite season ? mine is summer .
i think fall , i enjoy making fall season dishes .
cool , i can only type with one hand .
what has happen to your other hand ?
i hit all the wrong keys with it
my goodness ! can you play any instruments ? i play drums in a band
i do not , but my favorite insect is butterflies !
butterflies are a beautiful creation for sure !
they are , even though i love summer i hate summer dresses
summer dresses are not bad for date night dinners . what do you wear then ?


i m scared of left turns. i drive a blue honda civic. i think i m failing my women s studies class. i have four siblings. i got hired last week at mcdonald s.

hi ! how are you doing today ?
good took my civic for a run
cool ! what do you like to do ?
bbq ribs on the weekend for my 4 siblings and me
that sounds yummy . i enjoy soccer . do you work ?
yes i am manager of mcdonalds
i work with numbers all day . do you enjoy your job ?
it ok i freak out every day at work
those young ins do not have work ethics like they use too . lol
no it is the left turn is really sharp pulling in
what do you mean ?
the way people bolt out i fear getting side swiped
yes welcome to our society i am afraid to see where we will be in 20 year
i have enough stress trying to not fail my classes
i remember those days . and i did it on no coffee can stand the stuff
i do not drink coffee i like kale shakes for natural energy


in my free time , i watch movies and sleep. i would like to open a restaurant someday. i am a personal chef. my favorite color is hunter green. i love creating new recipes.

hi there . how are you ?
i am good . just taking a break from a recipe i am writing
oh . i am resting from playing softball .
oh that is good . what do you do for fun ?
besides softball i enjoy reading history .
that is nice . i sleep a lot . , and sometimes watch movies
oh . what do you do for a living ?
i am a chef for a wealthy couple
oh . i work as a technician .
what kind of a technician ?
pharmacist . my mother was a nurse .
that is really cool . one day i plan on opening up a restaurant
that sounds like fun . sometimes my job is boring .
i absolutely love my job . but i want more
i love my job most days .
do you have a favorite color ?


i like to cook. i work 9 to 5 job. my family owned a small restaurant. sometimes i volunteer at the soup kitchen.

hi how are you doing
doing well just taking a break from my errands .
that is nice getting ready for work
oh where do you work ?
i am a janitor it definitely drives me to drink
oh . i am no better i work in retail right now to get through school .
what are you studying in school
i am in my last year of culinary school . i plan on opening up a restaurant someday .
wow that is great what kind of food
well probably mexican food like my parents made at their restaurant .
that sounds delicious i love mexican food
yeah i learned from them since they had a successful restaurant for twenty years .