i love to read and cook. i am a nurse at a hospital. i am a mother. my favorite food is mexican food.

hey there how are you ?
i am a little tired . just got off my nursing shift at the hospital . and you ?
oh bummer i am sorry i am doing fine about to go to paris actually !
wow , that is great . sounds like fun . i am gonna read a little bit before starting dinner .
yeah paris is the best vacation spot even if you are trying to read in a café .
i love going to mexico . i love eating mexican food and you cant get anymore authentic .
super true but there are not many opera halls or things like that there !
i get my kids into cooking at home . we make a lot of mexican dishes here .
how pleasant i do not cook because i am too tall to use anything in my kitchen
oh my , never heard that before . cooking and reading are my favorite .
yeah it just is a pain because everything is made for average sized people .
awe , that is bad . too bad you cant change that .
its unfortunate but a lot of things like my bentley are adjustable so that is a plus
well that is good then . definitely a plus .
i guess its the simple pleasures in life like cooking and paris right
so true . cant ask for anymore , lol .


i am vegan. i work at the grocery store. i help around with bookkeeping and tours. sometimes i volunteer at an urban farm.

hi , how are you today ?
hello , i am doing good and you ?
good , i am so excited to go shopping this weekend ! i am addicted lol .
oh no , i work at a grocery store
i am not big on grocery shopping but i love shopping for shoes !
i bet you do ! i recently went vegan and i get free groceries at work
awesome ! i could not do that . i cannot live without my pizza and burritos !
haha so what do you do for work ?
secretary . kind of boring but it pays the bills . what do you do for fun ?
i volunteer at a local urban farm on my days off
that is nice . sounds like fun .
it really is ! i also help with bookkeeping and give tours in my city
what city do you live in ?
i live in new york


i design jewelry when i have spare time. during the week , i work as a barista. i live with my boyfriend in an apartment. i go to craft shows on the weekends.

hey ! whats shaking ?
hi there , if you mean am i fine , then yes thank you
i was supposed to be in florida this weekend , but these hurricanes are scary
i know right all i have heard on news lately , scary !
i took off from work already too for it . how was your day
not to bad here , i am planning to go to a craft show tommorow
nice , i never been . social gatherings make me really nervous
well it gets me and my boyfriend out of the apartment . you would be fine
you are probably right , how long have you all been dating ?
over 6 months now , do you currently work ?
yup , i am a pilot . what about you
a pilot , really ? that is cool . i am a barista at my local coffee shop
i did not think i would be able to become one because i have mild ocd
its good to be obsessive about some things , cleaning comes to mind


i am very health conscious , and i watch what i eat. i like to write poetry in my spare time. my favorite musician is ed sheeran. i love romantic comedies.

hi , i am mary . guess how many cats i have .
hello mary , i have no idea . three ?
far more than that . twenty three , actually .
wow . that is a lot of cats , maybe i will write a poem about that .
please do , that would be fun . i take good care of them .
that has to cost a fortune , i feed my dogs organic , and that gets expensive .
yes , but i can afford it . what are your dogs like ?
they are very protective , and do not like most people .
are they purebreds or mutts ?
do you like italian food ? i have to watch what i eat .
i stick to vegan diet . some italian dishes are good .
who is your favorite musician ? mine is currently ed sheeran .
it is hard to pick one . . . maybe michael jackson .
he is great . i know many do not like him , but he will always be a fave .
yes , definitely very talented . what else do you enjoy ?
rom com movies , what about you ?


i own a home. my favorite band is korn. my favorite color is purple. i love dogs. i like swimming.

hello my name is alex
hi alex , my name is lucy . just chilling at home , you ?
i am just chilling with my cat leroy jenkins
oh , you like cats ? i have dogs personally . love my dogs
what kind of dogs do you have ?
a great dane . he roams the house like he owns it , but we both know i do !
haha what is his name ?
his name is korn after my favorite band haha
i love that band too ! !
sometimes i blast them when i swim in my pool . people do not like that
i can understand that . i like to play retro video games
really ? you should come join me for a swim . i love swimming
i love swimming too ! i use to swim alot
really ? i have quite the vast collection of purple swimming suits
yes , professionally but that was back in college . why so many ?
i love purple . its my favorite


we own our home. i work for a large law firm. i drive a prius. my wife stays home with our kids.

good evening ! guess who i am .
ll hello how are you ?
i am fine , thanks . just wanted to start the conversation in a fun way .
cool . . . so whats on your mind ?
well , i have been thinking about my life . . . i guess i can say i am fortunate .
how so ? good things must be happening to you .
i get to do what i enjoy . i have a good family . i am grateful .
i am a pretty lucky guy myself . nice career and all the perks .
what do you do ? do you like your job ?
i work in law and its demanding but fulfilling .
wow , that is impressive . where did you go to school ?
i went to yale . how about you ?
i got my masters at university of michigan . do you have time for hobbies ?
i love to go fishing and out with the kids .


my husband is a corporate attorney. i m allergic to cats. i use to compete in beauty pageants. i have one little boy named owen. i love to have my nails done.

hey hey good morning to you
good morning . how are you ?
i am well trying to get good grades
cool . i help my son owen with his homework .
do you like animals ? i love them
yes i am a dog lover .
i want to be a vet i love dogs
that is a great profession .
what kind of sports do you like ?
i love watching hockey . how about you ?
i love that too ! an soccer !
too much running in soccer for me ! any hobbies other than sports ?
just keeping my grades good that is all really .
well that is most important .
yes it is , so what do you do ?
i have been in beauty pageants .


i have a son. i like going on walks. my husband works for the government. i run a small bakery. i love to laugh.

hey there what are you doing ?
i just got back from a nice long walk with my son . you ?
holidays coming i get to see my family !
that is nice ! are you married ?
no i am not yet i need to be lol you ?
yes i am . my husband works for the state government .
my dad always has a story to tell , he is a teacher
teachers have seen it all ! i own a bakery .
i am the oldest , my little sis is in first grade
i would love to hear one of your dad stories . i really like to laugh .
what you got baking today ?
i am working on a wedding cake for the weekend .
you gotta come on down
where do you and your family live ?


when i have free time , i sketch my favorite characters. i take things very literally. i play a lot of video games. i am gay but i have not told my parents yet.

good morning , i am up and making breakfast while listening to music
yum ! i was just playing a video game . what do you like to do ?
i like to go , go , go lol anything that keeps me on the move
i like to make sketches of different characters .
wow sounds very nice i bet they are beautiful
i think so . i am very literal , so i guess it depends on your perspective .
yea well its like fixing a plane , it takes hard work to be great
yep . so , are you married ?
only to my vinyl and trying to fix this beautiful world we live in
ahahah ! me neither . i have got a close relationship with a friend , but have not told my parents .
well maybe that will lead to something nice
my parents wo not be happy because he is the same sex .
maybe they will you have just got to give them a chance and be patient
i am sure it will be rough for awhile . especially with my father .


my favorite actor is robert denaro. i work graveyard in a hotel. i am saving for college. i love the snow.

hello ! ! ! how are you tonight ?
i am doing good just came from working the graveyard at a hotel
sorry , but that does not sound so great .
yes i know but i have to save money for college
my love the color blue . . it matches my mood .
my favorite color is white just like snow
i am blue , because i was born male , then transitioned to female 3 years ago .
that is good that you transitioned why would you feel blue ?
just lots of different emotions to deal with . i am only 20 .
yes understandable but you have to be happy with who you are
the part of the usa that i live in is not very accepting . i am working through it .
no matter what anyone thinks you can be and do whatever makes you happy
but i do love a good pizza . that makes me happy .
lol sounds good i think everyone does


my husband and i have a suicide pact. i love agatha christie novels. i spend most of my days working at my church s food pantry. i have 5 children , though 2 have passed away.

hello how are you ? ?
i am fine ; just finished an agatha christie novel . how are you ?
good , just became a vegan
how is that going ? we do not have many vegans here .
it is ok , what is your favorite color
purple . i have 5 children ; only 3 of them are alive .
you must save a ton on childcare
ha ha , well , if all else fails , my husband and i have a suicide pact .
that sounds amazing , wish i had a woman like that
just keep looking you will find her . not married ?
no , can not seem to keep a good woman
i am sorry . i work in the church pantry , look in there !
church girls are probably trouble
preacher kids are the worst . what do you do for work ?
i garden , i love roses
that is nice . roses are lovely .


i have a cat named leela. my car is pink. i make videos about makeup. i am a youtuber. my dad is an airline pilot.

what have you been up to today ?
so far i have been playing with my cat leela
i love animals . i have cats , dogs , rabbits , and birds
wow you should put them on you tube . i am a youtuber by hobby
great . i can also film some of the wildlife i see every day
i make makeup videos in my spare time too
that is cool . i go to the shelter and visit animals during mine
i love animals . i wish i could have a lot
i am obsessed . i watch them on youtube too
yes there are a lot of videos with animals
yes , tons . and all sorts of other things too
is the animal shelter where you are a good size ?
yes it is huge . i love visiting it
one of my hobbies is traveling
where would you like to travel to ?
my dad is a pilot he flys me places


i am a deaf man. i sometimes scratch my nose for fun. i love to read books. my favorite number is 7. i never learned how to drive.

hello , how is your day going so far ?
it is going well ! how are you ?
getting ready for work . no sundays off for me . i am an er nurse .
oh wow that is impressive . must be an extremely difficult job .
it is , but rewarding . what do you do for a living ?
i am a student currently . i am deaf is it is difficult .
that is really admirable that you are continuing your education .
thank you , i love reading so studying is a breeze .
i love reading too ! what is your favorite book ?
honestly , my favorite book has to be of mice and men . how about you ?
to kill a mockingbird . i like the themes .
i like that one also both of these i read in grade school .


my mother raised me by herself while working two jobs. i have a condition that prevents me from going to high altitudes. i pray to god for my family every morning. i always put my left sock on first. spiders scare the life out of me.

i was just here before going out to enjoy some running .
oh that sounds good i love to run also
as long as things are organized , i really enjoy running .
me too i just cant go to high altitudes i have a condition
i do too , but being a mom who is home all day really helps .
yes that is true i work from home
then it sounds like you love cooking .
yes i do what about you ?
cooking is great ! i love it , baking is not fun though .
love both my mom use to do it and worked two jobs
then i should go running with her , i really enjoy it .
that sounds great she would love that . whats your hobbies ?


i love to travel with my family. my dog is a collie. i love to snack between meals. my favorite type of music is country.

hi how are you today ?
exhausted , i just got back from two weeks in california with my family
how did that go for you ?
oh it was awesome , i just have so much unpacking etc . . . how are you
that is good , i live there . i am doing ok .
really ? what part ? we went to long beach
near rancho cucamonga ? did you see the ships and fish aquariums ?
oh yes , the aquarium is one of our favorites
cool , i travel to disney land every year .
we went last year ! it never gets old . its rough leaving our collie though
it really does not . well its good to have someone take care of that .
yeah we have to leave her with my mom , but she is our baby
that is good , do you like to read ?
i love to read , what about you ?
yes i enjoy reading true crime novels .
like ann rule ? i have read those , love anything with mystery or thrillers


my favorite food is pizza. my wife use to be a teacher. i love meat. i love to paint pictures. i have a new job selling cars.

i hate watching sports but love to dead it
the way i love pizza
i really love my family but sometimes i drive fast to a pizza parlor
i eat it while i sale cars
can you do it to me but i am big and gentle and i almost died .
i really really like hot dogs
why what breed is your dogs and why is it hot ?
i do not know i paint sometimes
you paint your dogs sometime ? but why ?
maybe it is my love for meat
so you are a dog eater when did it start ?
i was taught by my wife
that is good would like to try that someday .
you should try your black cat
i do not like it i am not like you i feel bad when i do that
do you like pets ?


paps likes to go mushroom hunting. i live with my paps and grandma. i have a brown belt in karate. i sing in the school chorus.

hi how are you . i just came back from my bartending shift . what are you doing
just practicing my karate . wanna fight ?
i would rather not . do you have a belt in karate ?
oh . i am a brown belt . that made me so sad .
oh i am sorry about that , why are you sad ?
you did not want to fight me .
i cannot fight anymore . nowadays i prefer reading quietly
would you read to me ? i would like that
sure , what kind of books do you like ?
no , i want you to read your favorite book to me .
i do not have any favorite books , i just read when i have nothing to do .
oh . i am sure my paps has a favorite i will ask him . .
do you live with your father and any other members of your family ?
my paps and his wife . my grandma .
sounds like a nice family , what do you do for work ?
i just go to school . my paps cares more about his mushrooms than me


i like vintage furniture. i collect stamps. i play the bass. favorite band is the beetles. i have a large cd collection.

hi , how are you today ?
i am awesome ! how are you ?
i am good . just got done eating some spaghetti .
sweet ! i am jamming out to the beetles ! my favorite !
i like music okay , but i love to read .
reading is an awesome hobby . i am into collecting stamps ! .
where do you live ? i am in california .
i am a texas gal ! and i am all about that bass , because i play it .
oh cool . i just bought a chevy camaro last week .
nice ! can you recommend any good music ? i need to add to my large cd collection .
i am not that in to music .
bummer . hey i have to go ! talk to you later .
it was nice chatting with you .
on second thought , i thought i was done , but apparently i am not .


i want to become an author. after finishing my career i discovered that i m not that pasionate about it. i m a profesional translator. i m currently unemployed so i have time to write. i m writing my first novel and hope to finish before the end of the year.

hi , i am randell i have 4 bearded collies
hi randell . i am working on my first book . hoping to be published
that is awesome ! good luck . my kid read green eggs and ham and reciting the lines
i could translate that book into german . its my current job
awesome . do you like to swim ? because like to swim
not really . do you swim competitively ?
no more like as an exercise thing
cool . what do you do for work ?
i am an electronics technician .
do you fix computers ?
in some ways i can depending how extensive the damage is .
do you like it ? i was never that into my career so i quit
it pays the bills and puts food on the table .
i wanted to find my passion that is why i write
that is awesome keep up with your passion . it will be satisfying in the end
i am hoping to find success before the end of the year !


i try to limit how much i eat. i have a golden retriever puppy. i whine a lot. i hate paying my bills. i do not have a job and sit on the couch all day.

do not mind me just admiring my huge rock collection ! hi
hi ! i just adopted a new puppy and he likes to take all my attention .
puppies are so needy , unlike rocks . that is why i only deal with inanimate objects
yeah , but they are good company . . . even if they can be a big money investment .
did you get a poodle ? no , let me guess . . . a chihuahua ?
no way ! too small ! i like bigger dogs . a golden retriever
so cute , you should name her . . . crystal my favorite rock !
i named him rory . . . . i like doctor who .
bah , whatever . do you collect things , ever ? like perhaps little figurines ?
i used to , not so much any more . do you collect a lot of things ?
i loooooove collecting all sorts of things , including dragon ball z bobble heads
i would rather sit on the couch all day then collect that . to each their own


i am a hippie. i drive a large , blue van. i have two tattoos. i love to recycle.

hello . how are you doing tonight ?
hi ! i am good , thanks , how are you ?
i am good . just thinking about painting my room purple . how about you ?
thinking about getting another tattoo . i already have two
awesome ! what you think about getting ?
maybe the recycling logo ? since recycling is my thing
nice . maybe i should get a small swimmer tattoo since i love swimming .
that would be so cool !
yes . i think you talked me into it . i have swam since i was three .
wow ! i am more of a just driving person , haha . i drive a big blue van
should be in nascar . better than a masters in education .
i might be too much of a hippie for either , haha
must be a fun lifestyle then . could teach me a thing or two .
whats your lifestyle like ?
typical female educator . get hit on a lot by teenage boys . its awkward .
geez , that must make work awkward sometimes


i am a casual dresser. my favorite band is nirvana. my car needs some repairs. i am a waitress at a local restaurant.

hey how are you today ?
i am good , just listening to nirvana . how about you ?
music is nice seen drake in concert last night
i wanted to see drake but my car is not running too well .
hope it gets better . just about to cook .
what do you like to cook ?
like to cook pasta . listen to music while i cook
that sounds good . i am a waitress , i serve food
fun good tips and spare time l am in a band
oh wow , that must be fun . nirvana is my favorite but i like all
drake is better though some rap artist is still good
that is true , what kind of band are you in
just like to beat on the drums to ease my mind
that is probably relaxing for you . loud but whatever works for ya
thank you and sure does relaxing is nice
i am pretty relaxed , i always dress casually


i sleep 8 hours. i use the computer all day. my mother looks after my grandmother. i prefer texting over phone calls.

hi . how are you this evening ?
i am going to bed soon . like to be well rested
i should probably be asleep but i took a nap this afternoon .
that is awesome ! glad you are well rested
i am glad you are glad . have any pets ?
yes , i have a dog . do you ?
i have a cat . he is a being a jerk right now .
my mother watches my grandmother . i am glad that the dog is there
so what do you do for fun ?
sorry . cats are funny sometimes
yeah , i have a laser pointer and i tease him .
i like to see movies
i have not been to the movie theater in a long time .
have a good night
you too my good buddy .
nice talking to you


i like to swim when the weather is hot. i love cooking !. my father is from india. my favourite colour is green. my mother is from greece.

hello , how are you doing tonight ?
hi there ! i am good . how are you ?
okay , i am trying to eat healthy , but it is so hard . pork is my weakness .
that would be hard for me ! i really enjoy cooking .
i do too , i would love to be a vegetarian .
i used to be ! six years then i was pregnant craved meat .
meat is amazing , lol . bacon is my downfall .
yes ! bacon is life ! lol !
it sure is . i do not like veggies at all
my dad is from india so we eat a lot of indian dishes .
i have never had indian food .
it is really good ! my mom grew up in greece .
i am an american and so are my parents .
where are you ? i live in florida . i love to swim too !
i am in vegas with my husband at a police softball tourney .
that sounds fun ! i hope they win


i shop online a lot. i care about the way i look when i am in public. i always think people are looking at me.

hello ! how are you today ?
hi there ! good thanks . you ?
wonderful . just spending some time in the kitchen with the kiddo today .
sounds fun . . . i am crusing ebay and amazon atm
oh looking for anything good ? i just bought some gourmet sauce pans last week , haha .
mostly computer upgrade stuff and clothes
nice , nice . have any hobbies ? job ?
i work as a travel agent , i guess my hobby is fashion and shopping p
we are considering visiting paris but i hear they are obsessed with cheese . yuck .
paris , cheese . . . yup . what do you do for work ?
i sometimes help a family friend in her restaurant , but i prefer cooking at home .
cool , i used to be a cook in college . what kind of restaurant ?


i am an athlete. i visit india often. my favorite color is blue. i want to be an explorer. i do not like my job.

hi how are you today ?
not good . just got back from my trip to and have to return to my job
oh i am sorry . where do you live ?
i live in the us , but india is my favorite place . i go there often
i live in chicago . i am a bar owner . are you married ?
my favorite bar is called blue . i go there with my athlete group
are you married ? i have been married a few times . 5 to be exact .
no , too busty exploring my options . pros of being an athlete
tell me 2 interesting things about you .
blue is my favorite color , and i would love to be an explorer !
i am a pipe smoker and in 3rd grade was the winner of my spelling bee .
you smoke a pipe in 3rd grade ? do your parents know ?
not in 3rd grade ! your funny . what is your favorite food ?
haha , phew ! i am glad to hear that . i like lean foods . athletes diet
i eat a lot of vegetables and protein . my favorite food is eggplant .
eggplant is probably my least favorite food , but i guess someone has to eat it haha


i love dark clothes. i work two jobs as a cashier. favorite band is red hot chilli peppers. i love cold weather. i love non gmo foods.

hi how are you today
hi i am good how are you ?
i am doing well . thanks just got off work
what do you do for work ?
a factory making reptile tanks
i actually have two jobs both as a cashier .
do you have any downtime ? i like seeing the ufc fights
sometimes . i like to see the red hot chili peppers . they are my favorite .
their bass player is the best !
i agree ! i love that the weather is getting colder .
i like the cooler weather so i can drive with my sunroof open
me too ! i love wearing dark clothes !
my brother does too . do you like to travel
sometimes . but i find it hard to eat while traveling . i do not like gmo foods .
that is understandable i go to many different places i love different zoos
animals are cool . what is your favorite zoo ?


i would love to visit the pyramids. i teach middle school art. i want to write a book before i die. i am excellent at playing pool. i still like unicorns even though i am an adult.

hello ! how are you today ?
i am well i want to go shoot pool i am awesome !
i have lots of kids , so that is kind of hard to do !
i want to go to egypt an see pyramids
i would love to be able to draw the pyramids ! they are so pretty !
i can show you i am a middle school art teacher
ahahah how ironic . i mainly draw my kids and husband
i still like unicorns even though i am grown lol
same . i am convinced they are out there somewhere
most def , i want to make a book before i die
that is exciting ! i love gadgets , so i am always tinkering
i want it to be about my crazy life .


my newest car is a chevy. i work at a power plant. my favorite thing to do is read. i live in california. i like to eat spaghetti.

how are you doing today
i am doing great ! got a new chevrolet pretty recently .
very cool ? brand new or used ?
thankfully my job at the power plant afforded me the means to buy new .
very nice ! i am currently a college student . hope to be a teacher soon
outstanding ! we need more teachers . i bet you do a lot of reading . i love reading .
yes , lots of reading . although it is mostly for school and not pleasure
gosh , reading is my favorite ! too expensive to do much else here in california .
i would just hang out outside if i lived there
i have eaten too much spaghetti in my day . i prefer the coolness of my house !
do you ever travel for fun ?
sometimes . i work a lot so it is hard to get away .
i understand . i love travelling , i am not originally from america so i like going home
where are you from originally ?


my family is very supportive of my skiing. i am a competitive ski racer. i broke my arm skiing once. although i ski down high hills , i have a fear of heights. my hair is a reddish brown.

hi , hows your day going ?
really good thanks . how is yours ?
great , planning my next trip .
oh cool . where are you going ?
italy . its my second time . what do you like to do ?
i love italy . i go there to ski every year . holiday ?
i wish i could take my cats with me though .
i could never be a cat , i am scared of heights !
ll me too . i am the only child so i had to get cats .
lol my family is quite big but they are supportive
that is awesome , i would love that .
its not so great when you break your arm though


i prefer the night to the day , but i love sunshine. i am a grandparent at 44. i drive more than an hour each way to work. i love dragons.

hello there how are you this evening ?
hi ! i am doing well , thank you , now that my grandbaby is sleeping .
that is always a blessing , was it a long day ?
very . i have an hour long commute , on a good day .
that is hard work , do you travel ? i want to go to uk
i do , i travel a lot for work , currently preparing for a trip to china .
oh that will be an adventure . do you have hobbies ?
i do photography , what do you do ?
writing poetry and skate boarding when i have time . i am also in a band
that is very cool . what type of music ?
punk . i am the singer . our band color is black that is my fav .
black is my fave too . do you know who the goo goo dolls are ?
i sure do . i think they are pretty good .
they were popular when i was in highschool .
lol funny how the time flies would you not say ?
i would , i feel much older than my 44 years .


i hate fast food. i know how to play the guitar. i am an avid fisherman. i like to race go carts.

hi how are you doing ?
hi . . i just had some mcdonald . . hate eating that junk
me too . . . i usually eat vegetables , except nasty sweet potatoes
sweat potatoes can be great with cod . i love to fish
fishing is fun . do you have any pets ?
no pets but i have a band . i am the lead guitarist
cool , so you love music then ?
yep . . that and racing go carts
fun . i like racing too . mostly running though
do you prefer jigging or running
i like both , but i do marathons so its more jogging
wow . . . i cant do that . i enjoy relaxing and fishing
relaxing is definitely ver nice
i guess you keep away from fast food like me


i like cartoons. i listen to death metal. my mom is a janitor. i am in college. i still live at home.

hello . how was your day today ?
good good , i just got done watching the new rick and morty have ya seen it ?
rick and morty ? never heard of that one . what type of movie is it ?
oh its this awesome cartoon on tv , comes on every sunday night . so anything new with you ?
its always something new with everyone . way to much to type about
very true , college just began for me . time does fly
i have been watching animal planet since i got in from work . is this your first year ?
its my second but animal planet is way better haha
i doubt it ! i love watching the animals and learning their ways
true story my turtles love death metal music
do they actually bob their heads to the music ?
bob no , extend and look around yes . got any pets ?
yes one shih tzu named bently
bently is a great name . gonna name my dog pickle when i get one
pickle . . . . . hahahahahaha . are you seriously ?
i would laugh all the time , be like whos a good pickle . you are !


i am a professional bowler. i take care of my grandmother on weekdays. i work at an insurance firm. i am divorced and looking to date.

hello , about myself , my 2 kids are girls one is 2 and the other is 6
i do not have any kids but i am divorced
i am sorry to hear about the divorce , where are you from ?
it is okay . i am ready to date now . i am from texas
okay nice ! i am from sterling heights in michigan . where do you work ?
i work in insurance . it is not fun but it pays the bills
insurance is something we will always need , mine is aldi its parttime
aldi is such a great company to work for . they care about their employees
that is very true ! i enjoy it ! what movies do you like to watch ?
i sometimes watch classics with my grandma during the week . you ?
i like the titanic its my favorite ! i will never let go its a movie line , oxymoron
titanic is a great one . always makes me weep tears
yeah its sad , because right after she said it she let his cold hand go
i think she meant it metaphorically . but it was awkward .


my brothers work with me. i work all the time. i take pride in my job managing the restaurant. i drive a nice car. my family is very important to me.

hey how is it going , what you do for fun
i am hard worker because i am proud about my job
that is great , do not hear that often , i read scifi stuff , love it !
i also work with my brother it is fun
what kind of job do you have ?
i value working with my family it is important
what industry are you and your family into
i manage a restaurant , and drive a nice looking car
that is awesome speaking of food i eat a tuna salad everyday
i spent time working most of the time
i eat alot of gummy worms , alot of them , i need work more
we have tuna salad sandwich on our menu it is really good
i would love to try that
what about gummy bears ?


i live in upstate new york. i work as a meeting coordinator. i love to take road trips. i live with my husband and two children.

hi there how are you doing
i am fine traffic was a nightmare but that is new york for you
i am doing fishing and catching fish
i am in finance as a coordinator
i play guitar not that great yet
i take road trips with my family alot
do you like sandwich and what music you want
i love po boys and i listen to classic rock
do you know jimi hendrix ?
yes i met my husband at his show back in highschool we have 2 kids now
wow , that s so cool , i want that
sad that all good musicians keep dying off
what music is your favorite ?
i have secret crush on sebastian bach
i really love jimi hendrix
my husband likes joan jett


i prefer to live where the weather s cold. i m really excited to see how game of thrones ends. i m deathly terrified of heights. winter s my favorite time of the year.

what are you up to this fine day ?
i am working on reports
what kind of reports are you working on ?
police reports and the weather is cold
ah , okay . as long as you do not report me for riding my scooter
i would never do that i like scooters
cool ! so what do you look like ?
i have blue eyes and blonde hair
you sound nice looking . i am a ginger !
awww i have always wanted to be a ginger
it is not all it is cracked up to be !
i am so scared of tall buildings
heights are scary . the only think i do not like is music
i love music mostly pop rock
ew . i just do not like it . music is annoying
no its awesome so good to listen too


i am not much of a fan of hot weather. i like spending time with my friends and family. i would travel the world if i could. i like to read a lot of books. i like listening to all genres of music except country music.

hi ! how are you ? i just got back from india , where i go often
hello . india is way too hot . i am not a fan lol
do you like cold weather ?
i bit . reminds me of the holidays with friends and family .
do you have a big family ? what do you do ?
i do have a big family . i am an editor . what do you do ?
athlete , but what i really want to be is an explorer ! do you like your job ?
i love it . get to read a lot of books , which is my passion
wonderful ! whats your favorite color ? mine is blue .
mine is green . i just think of all the places i could travel
do you travel a lot ? that would be great !
i wish i could , but work keeps me local . tell me more about yourself


i wear contacts. i am very smart. i love to drink whiskey. i love the outdoors. i work as a janitor.

hello how are you today
hi there , i am great thanks , just enjoying some whiskey here , you ?
playing a game in my iphone 7
nice . i love playing games on my phone but it always irritates my contacts
i love my iphone 7 its the best
right on . does it get a good signal ? i like going hiking a lot
yes it does . although i should of gotten the iphone 7 plus
i like iphones but i had to be smart and buy an android free apps !
that is true , i hate seafood , i am allergic
oh really ? do you get sick ?
yes , i sure would like a hot chocolate right now with this cold
oh yeah , i clean an office building for work and they get that powder everywhere !
my dad does the same for 11 hours a day
oh yeah ? he is a janitor ? right on ! we clean the world p


my nickname is bubblegum. i am plotting on taking over the world. i have found the cure for the common cold. my brother and i have bright red hair.

how are you doing today ?
there is nothing i love more than plotting to take over the world
are you watching cartoons ? i like horses .
i like horses too . death , famine , war , and pestilence are my favorites !
do you like to eat meat ?
my nickname is bubblegum because all i eat is bubblegum . . . o
are you from the planet uranus ? i am from planet earth
i share the legendary red haired gene with my brother . i am actually from saturn
i love redheads ! i like to put on some boots and eat ham
care for some green eggs with your ham ?
do they have hair on them ? the eggs . .
lolol no not my hair , at least . i can put some on if you would like ! xd
sure sprinkle some of that goodness on them
last night i discovered that my fiery red hair can actually cure the common cold !


i love dogs. i like to drink at bars with friends. i have a sleeve of tattoos. i have 4 dogs and i spend all my time with them.

hello ! how nice to meet you .
nice to meet you too . . where are you from
i am originally from germany , although i grew up in florida .
how is the whether related to irma ?
it is a little scary because it is unpredictable . plus , flooding scares me ! where are you located
i am frm boston ma
i visited there once , i bought my car there . do you work in boston too ?
yaa . . i live in marlboro
oh neat ! i have a friend out there who brags about the amazing steak houses
yaa . . its really good here
what do you enjoy doing for fun
driving . . and going into the nature
i enjoy driving too ! it runs in my family
hm . . interesting . . i drove the whole country


i cook well. i can speak three languages. i like to bike. my mother is a teacher. i love being in nature.

hi ! how are you ? ghosts are cool , are not they ?
hi i am trucker , and i love cooking
great ! are you good ? professional cook ? do you like cooking for bigger crowds ?
i love to do it . i know spanish , latin and french
great ! i asked , because i plan weddings and maybe i could have used you .
i would love to do it . i am a nature lover and i love to bike
nice ! so many languages ? where are you from ? what do you do ?
i am us . how about you ?
me too , us . what music do you like ?
my mom teaches kids in school . she wants me to do teaching too .
but what do you want ? when i was little , i saw myself as an architect .
i like jazz , rap . how about you ?
i am into music from the 80s
i want to become a chef
my advise it to pursue your passions ! good luck !
will do definitely . thank for the support .


i would like to spend more time with my family. i graduated with a business degree , and marketing is all that i really enjoyed. i like spending time with friends playing sports and going to country concerts. unfortunately , my family lives across the country from me.

hi how are you today ?
hi i am great and you ?
i am good why do you use caps lock ?
sorry ! it was a mistake
oh that is okay life is mistakes
life is a mistake is a big statement new friend . why life is a mistake ?
because i owe way too much in credit cards
oh now i understand ! hopefully you pay them off .
yeah maybe i will keep spending instead
you are very funny , you know .
i appreciate that thank you
well , you are welcome ! i like talking to funny people .
that is nice what is your favorite color ?
i would not say i have a favorite color because it depends , i will say purple .
mine is also purple , like prince
oh wow ! great . we have a good chemistry here .


my mother was a famous ballet dancer in london. i will be moving to san diego in two months. i am twenty six years old this may. my favorite band is the punk band rancid. i work at a gas station as a cashier.

hii how are you doing to night ?
hi how are you today
iam doing good ! i work in pizza shop
do you enjoy making that dough ?
yes are you like eating food ?
sometimes do you like music
what is your favourite dish ?
i do not really have one do you
yes i like music daily 1 are 2 hours i listen are you ?
yeah i love punk music a lot
oh ! ok i too i do not have one . what is your hobbies ?
i just work at the gas station
i like to play football are you like football ?
i like ballet much more


my number is 42. nike cleats are my favorite. i am a soccer player. i joined a new team last month. i am a goalie.

hello ! do you live in the city or the country ?
i live in both sides , coz i love soccer
that is in the city ? my friend lives in an urban area . i like to visit .
very convenient to buy my favorite cleats nike
you cannot buy them at my store , unfortunately . it is only for groceries .
42 is my number , goalie goalie
awesome ! my hobby is gardening .
a matter of fact i just joined a brand new team
which team is that ? a school team ? my mother works at a school .
which school is your mom teaching ?
i always forget the name of it . she is a social worker .
my sister is a social worker , that s awesome
oh , wow ! that is awesome !
i know right , they are awesome
most definitely . it takes a special kind of person to do that job .
definitely , the skills they have can really help in the community


my name is mary. i manage all the paperwork and incoming calls. i m also a fulltime student studying radiology at local college. my weekends are spent studying and looking over client files. i m a receptionist at a doctors office.

good afternoon , how are you doing ?
i am tired , from all this studying . how are you ?
i feel the same way . do you have pets ? i have cats and dogs .
i have one cat named sunny
that is a good name . do you like television ? i enjoy anime .
i do not get to watch tv as much because i am a fulltime student
what do you do for fun ?
i love to play video games . what about you ?
i like video games too . what is your favorite video game ?
i like playing halo four
do you play on xbox for ps4 ?
i have an xbox but not a ps4
me too . i cannot wait for the next wrestling video game to come out .
what do you do for work ?


i like to listen to someone else reading a book. i moved out when i was 14. i like cartoons more than movies. my mother met elvis. i love the water , any water , ocean , river , or lake.

hi there , how are you ?
pretty good . just hanging out by the pool
fun ! i have a pretty big pool . wish i got to use it more
that is awesome . i love any type of water . the ocean is my favorite
i live by the ocean in a huge mansion !
i am so jealous . i have a tiny apartment that i got when i was 14
how old are you now ? you in college ?
i am 21 now , and on my last year of school
cool . i went to school in maryland . you like bask
what is bask ? i do not know what that is
i meant to say basketball ! haha
lol . . no i am not very sporty . i prefer watching cartoons
you heard of the washington wizards ? i play professionally for them
wow ! are you famous ? my mom saw elvis but i never knew a famous person


i have a small beagle dog who i call droopy. i enjoy watching videos on youtube. i use third party programs to read portable documents instead of adobe. i love eating shrimp , and i like to dip them into barbecue sauce. i enjoy eating pumpkins.

dude , the description is actually me , how do they knowwwwww .
droopy , he is a beagle , that is what i call him , he is a beagle .
where are you from ? i am from mi
you can watch obama on youtube now , i enjoy that !
are you really a robot
adobe acrobat ? , no , i use only third party apps thankyou very much
why , in the night sky , are the lights hung ? can we please talk like real people ? ?
shrimp , barbeque sauce , yes , love it , that is for dipping !
what color is your hair ?
chatruse . eating pumpkins is the second most enjoyable way i use them !
ew that is so gross . pumpkins are nasty .
yes , i can enjoy these pumpkins , very nasty !


i love to go horseback riding whenever i can. my family and i go camping every month. i am a mother of two beautiful boys. my favorite artist is justin bieber.

hows it going person
its good thanks for asking
do you like watching action adventure movies because i sure do
yes i do as well
and i like popcorn with goobers and soda pop , it makes me feel manly
lol how old are you ?
i am 38 and yes i do live with my mom ? i am starting an internship next week
do you live with your dad too ?
no my dad left us when i was five , my mother raised me since then
oh i am sorry to hear
why do you say , oh ? ha , just messing with you , i love two things in life
and what are those two things ?
my mom and riding roller coaster man , they are the bees knees
what city are you from ?


i have 5 grandchildren. i like to go fishing on the lake. i am a 70 year old man. i live alone in a cabin. i own a boat.

hello , i am fluent in four different languages , pick one
that is neat ! i pick german .
i am the best bilingual plumber you will meet , except german
ha ! i have been around for 70 years now and never learned another language
i can do impressions of celebrities as well
well , sounds like you wear many hats . any hobbies ?
i won award as a 4h honorary member
sounds cool . show any animals ?
only my son , when i volunteer in his boy scout super troop
boy scouts . i learned how to fish in boy scouts . best years of my life .
mine too , i am having an affair with the troop leader
that is horrible . why would you do that .
he just does not know yet , he invisible
where about do you live ?
south texas , near the alamo
i live in a cabin by the lake . love taking the boat out !


i love adventures like mountain climbing. i am a mother of 2 daughters. i m a people person. my husband works at a telecom. but i m a frustrated driver.

what are you doing right now ?
i just got back from a day of mountain climbing
oh really ? that is a great way to exercise
it really is , and it is great for practicing focus
i love the indoors though . my job is a librarian
i love the library ! i take my kids all the time
that is so great . you are a good parent .
thanks ! what type of library do you work at ?
it is located in pittsburgh . it is gigantic
do you have a special section you work in
i am at the front desk typically
you must get to talk to people at lot ! that would be great !
it really is . i love doing that , and volunteering with animals in my free time
that sounds nice , at the spca ?
yes that is it ! they are so wonderful
do you have a family


i love to drive my car. i work in a factory. i enjoy travel. connor mcgregor is my favorite fighter. i like watching ufc fights.

hello , friend ! tell me about yourself .
hello ! i was just watching the ufc fights love connor mcgregor !
cool ! i have never seen one of those , but the advertisements were everywhere
yeah . i am thinking about taking a trip because i love to travel
me too ! especially hiking vacations . last spring i fell in love with the appalachian trail
beautiful area . i have been working in a factory for years and want to quit
chase your dream ! my marketing job is not doing much for me either
yes chasing your dream is good advice
climb every mountain . . . for me , the mountains are the dream haha
sound of music ? good movie
yes ! i love music too mostly folk music . you ?
when i am driving my car i love listening to country music
that sounds like a good vibe
yeah makes you wanna drive fast sometimes


i do not like vegetables. my favorite store is american eagle. my favorite truck is a chevy drama. i love to go running.

hey , i am jill . whats up ?
hi jill ! i am tom , nothing much . what about you ?
just got back from surfing . its a beautiful day here today . is it where you are ?
cool ! its pretty miserable here . rain , rain and more rain !
oh no , that is terrible ! hopefully things are better than just the weather there
yeah , its all good otherwise ! so what are your hobbies ?
well , besides surfing i like reading on the beach . i love the beach ! almost always there
cool ! i love the beach too , i go running there quite often .
do you run often ? i am a health nut , always exercising and eating healthy
yes , every morning ! i try and eat healthy but i am not a fan of vegetables .
cool ! oh man , i am a vegetarian , veggies are all i know ! lol
haha , i do enjoy fruit though !


i currently work for ibm in chicago. i am not a basketball player though. i am almost 7 feet tall. my favorite band is the rolling stones. i would like to retire to hawaii in the next 10 years.

hey man whats up ? i am gerald
hey there gerald . i am leo . hows your day going ?
kinda sucks . had to work a double shift at mcdonald today
damn that sounds awful . how long have you worked there ?
bout 4 years . shoulda gone to college instead of playing basketball all day
ah well whats done is done . are you good at basketball then ?
made all state senior year . you play any sports nigga ?
wow , impressive . nah , i am almost seven foot but i actually suck at basketball .
well , what are you into then ?
computers and music . i actually work for ibm in chicago . music is a hobby .
dank bro . i got a rock band myself
really ? damn i am a fan of rock myself . who your favorite band ?
my own , lol . we are called the renegade angels
sick name . i am more into classic rock . the stones are my favorite .


yellow is my favorite color. i love the game halo. i like to read. i love to workout.

hi , how are you ? what types of things do you like to do ?
i am good how are you ? i like things like halo , reading , and working out .
i am good too . do you like to get together with friends ?
no i do not , my favorite color is yellow , do you have a favorite color ?
umm , i guess it would be blue , the color of my bmw
you have a bmw ? do you like to drive
yep , i can take you out sometime if you want !
that would be great ! do you like to workout ?
not really , but i would be willing to try anything my friends like !
awesome we should go sometime . do you like video games ?
i do not know , i have never played it .
what really ? we should do that sometime .
okay , that would be great ! is it a date ?
it is . i will mark it on my calendar . i cannot wait !
that sounds great ! especially since it will be free .
haha the best things in life are free !


i collect little figurines. i have a cat. subway is my favorite fast food restaurant. starbucks is my favorite hang out spot. i spend my weekends browsing antique stores.

hello , whats going on today ?
not much . how was your weekend ? i went to some antique stores .
pretty good ! i went hiking to get my mind off my gambling problem . love the outdoors !
i hang out with my cat to clear my mind .
cats are great . what is your cats name ?
his name is tony . do you have pets ?
yes , i have two cats . sam and olivia .
really that is great ! i only have one but i collect cat figures too .
are you really into cats ?
not really i just started collecting ugly cats i see in antique stores .
ll , what do you do for a living ?
i am a scientist . how about you ?
i teach high school spanish .
that sounds cool . i was always terrible at spanish .


i cannot drive. i am on a diet. i am thirty two years old. i have been married eight years. i am a house wife.

good morning , how are you ?
pretty tired , but ok . how are you ?
same , lol . the indians kept me up last night at least they won .
rolltribe ! ! i am a big indians fan !
me too , lol . i hated baseball until i met my husband . now even our kids love it .
i was raised in a baseball house . converted my husband to a baseball fan !
mine was any and all forms of racing .
very nice . how long have you been married ?
twenty years . we married young .
that is awesome . i have been married for 8 . we got married young too .
i prefer it this way , it gives us more time together .
that is exactly my thought . i am 32 , but i am happy knowing i have my soulmate .


my favorite tv show is game of thrones. i like long walks on the beach. my favorite color is blue. my favorite music genre is pop. i enjoy home cooked meals.

hi , how are you doing tonight ?
pretty good . bummed that game of thrones season is over though
yea , i know a lot of people are too .
but you do not watch it ?
lol what ? how do you know ?
you said you know a lot of people are . if you were a fan you would have said
okay , i have not watched it . i need to smoke .
yuck . i just ate a nice meal . my ex had to smoke after every meal
i am looking to hit my pipe soon and then eat some delirous eggplant
i actually like eggplant too . my friends husband make an amazing persian meal with eggplant
ca not believe i missed spelled delicious . i won a spelling be back when i was younger . ll
it happens to everyone . do not worry i wo not judge
thanks , sounds yummy persian meal . what else goes with eggplant ?
pasta or rice is best in my opinion


i like to keep my stockpile organised. i am a couponer. i love to save money. i shop several times a week.

hi ! how are you today ?
i am so happy , i got my bank statement today
cool ! what kind of music do you like to listen to ? i like linkin park .
i like elevator music a lot
cool . so what do you do for a living ? i have not done anything recently .
i coupon for a living
neat . you seem quiet . i am quiet , too .
do you want to come over and organize my stockpile ? ?
i have autism , i am not sure if i can do that .
oh , you could just watch i guess
i guess i would have to . we can listen to music while you do that .
yeah what would you want to listen to
i like linkin park . they are a great band .
i guess we could listen to that


summer is my favorite season. my birthday is in june. i still live with my parents.

hi , wanna chat with someone that lives in kansas ?
yes ! i would love too ! i am so sad summer is ending
not me , i would like to live some place that is much warmer , maybe arizona .
me too ! my day is june 10th
my farm went thru foreclosure last month , so i am in search of new work now .
sorry to hear ! now what ?
i am hoping i will qualify for something , not much work for an ole farmer .
www man , i still stay at the crib with my old folks lol
ll , yeah , age gets to all of us .
how old are you ll
73 last thursday
that is awesome


i sit on my computer for several hours a day. i wish i could speak another language. i m bored with my current lifestyle. i enjoy learning about other cultures.

cheers ! how is life where you are ?
i spend many hours in computer
it certainly seems that way . i spend many hours in books .
i wish i could do better like learning another language
you should learn french . it is the most romantic .
my lifestyle is boring right now
when i am bored , i draw . the ladies love an artist . are you male or female ?
i am to learn new cultures . i am a male
come to france ! no better way to learn new cultures than travel .
wow , i wanna go thre really
the best food is french ! though , i love tacos as well . vegan of course . do you eat ?
i do eat all that i could see around
a passionate foodie ! you would make a good frenchman . where do you call home ?
california is home for me , and never been to anyplace yet


i am in my second year of medical school. my favorite thing to do is watch old movies. i have two children but i am divorced. my mom is the best baker in my family.

hi how are you doing ?
not bad . . . life is hectic though . 2nd year of med school !
what kind of doctor will you be ?
pediatrician is the most likely route
do you like to work with kids ?
yeah , and i am thinking about my own kids also . i have 2
i do not have any kids but i hope one day
it will happen when the time is right and with the right person
yes i gotta find love first
just be yourself . . . and remember the grass is always greener . . . i am just divorced . ha
it seems i always meet the weirs ones
well , we are all kinda weird . . . some more than others . lol
i cant seem to click
that is a difficulty for everyone though . best to just be yourself , then you will actually click ya know ?
what city are you from ?
i am from detroit . what about you ?


my mom is a nurse. i have three tattoos. i work at a bookstore. i do not drive.

hi how are you today ?
i am good and you ?
doing well its chilly here
it is a little bit cold here as well
do you have any siblings ?
yes i do an older brother
i am an only sibling do you like it ?
it is nice to have someone to talk to
very true . what color are your eyes ?
my eyes are brown . do you have any tattoos ?
i do not but would like some . you ?
i have a couple


i love to binge watch shows on streaming services. my favorite thing to eat is a burrito. i like to hike and spend time outdoors. i am close to my mother , but not to my father.

hello , tell me about yourself .
well , i am in love with burritos lol and i love to hike and be outside
a good burrito is hard to beat ! i like fish and chips myself .
that is delicious as well . what about binge watching netflix ? haha
if the telly is on its football all the way !
what about your family ? you have a good relationship with them ?
my brothers and i cheer on manchester together ! 2 older and 1 younger and you ?
that is cool . only child not good with my dad but my mom and i are close
my dad and i are not that close either , he
yea dads blow . lol they just suck at parenting
dad is all business , all the time , helps me with my stock portfolio though .
yea that is true . i mean they do what they can
if you could live anywhere in the world where would you go ?
probably australia . i think that country is beautiful


i can do many celebrity impressions. i work as a plumber. i can speak four languages fluently. i am an award winning 4h member. i volunteer in my son s boy scout troop.

hi there ! how are you ! i am sad because i used to own six cats
i am fine . what happened to your cats ?
i did not see them run away because 200 feet is how far i can see
oh okay , what do you do for a living ?
i depend on my spouse who was a high school friend
i am a plumber , disgusting but lucrative
yes ! since i do not know how to write , i cannot do much
oh you poor thing . maybe someone can teach you
yes , although i do know how to dial 911 . i had a terrible headache one day
is there anything that you can do ?
no , just sit here and be sad that i had six cats and now i do not
lol well ok . i speak fluently in four languages and help the boy scouts
my high school friend that i married helps with boy scouts
it is a real joy , teaching the young ones
i bet . i wish i had a good teacher like that
it is never too late to learn


i like to make boats on the weekends. i have a dog named bob. i am a closet cannibal. i enjoy fishing.

i will be on the next espn showing of nascar tonight !
that is awesome ! ! do you like to boat ? i make boats on the weekends .
hey , i could use one actually . i go fishing sometimes too .
me too ! fishing is the best . what else do you do ?
i run track and field when i find time . being an athlete and all
that is cool . i take my dog , bob , on runs , but i am not really an athlete
you have a doggie ? my 4 daughters would love to play with him !
do they taste sweet ?
wut ? my daughters ? that is kinky but i do not approve . lol
i have always wondered what kids would taste like . have you ?
if i had to name my kids after food , i would pick different kinds of fish !
what kids of fish ?


my best friend is from tanzania. i love laughing. i love wearing flip flops. i have freckles. i like to bake brownies.

hi , interested in joining my bible study group ?
hey , is it ok if i can bring my best from visiting from tanzania ?
yeah , i do not see why not .
my face has freckles , and will be wearing white flip flops ,
i am an older guy and i will be there with my wife .
ok i will see you there . i will also bring my famous baked brownies too .
wow , those sound good . i cannot wait to see you .
i cannot wait to see you there .
bring your favorite book . i am sure like me , it is the bible !
lol what else would i bring
a sense of humor and a smile .
oh i laugh a lot and i love to laugh ! ! ahahah


i like to upcycle my thrift shop finds and make new items. sometimes i like to visit thrift shops. i enjoy clothing with exotic prints. i am an art teacher.

hey there how are you ? like to workout ?
i used to . now my workout is teaching kids .
i run a lot , my wife cut out of me . it is cool .
i like the new colorful trends in running clothes
i cannot wait for dinner in new york , best steaks ever .
i have never been . sounds nice though
really ? you make the clothes ?
i improve old clothes as a side job .
yes thank goodness i can save more money now .
i must be challenging to save money in nyc
really ? is it hard to do ?
save money ? yes . making new clothing is fun though
i bet , i am glad i always had a little something saved away from her !
you should be . those things are always difficult .
what are you making right now ?
purses out of anything i can find with an exotic print


i am 5 3 an love movie time. i am a true believer in god first. i am a fitness guru. i am a carefree , unloving , free spirited person.

i am so stressed out today !
please do not ! god will help you always !
how ? my boyfriend lost his job yesterday !
that is awful , go outside and exercise to distress , i do it several times a day .
i have got no one to watch my daughter . she is only 7 .
then watch some movies with her , i love movies .
ca not afford it . my rent is due next week .
i hear you , just received the new petite catalogue from free people , so expensive !
i am fat . i have gained so much ! 25 years old and overweight . sucks .
you need to trust the almighty , he will always protect you .
i do not need god , i need willpower !
you can do it ! just go with the wind . . .


i am a mother. i feel overweight. i like to eat. i want to feel pretty. i want to be desired.

i am so proud . i reached 50k subscribers on my youtube channel .
that is awesome . congratulations ! my son loves youtube . i like watching beauty vloggers .
i share beauty tips about makeup with tutorials on my channel .
i need to watch you . i miss feeling pretty since becoming a mom and gaining weight .
something similar happened to me . then i took beauty classes .
i miss feeling pretty and desired . i have been stuffing my feelings with food .
if i can learn about makeup for me and others , anyone can do anything .
i want to watch your channel and up my beauty game . my kids wear me out !
what do you do for downtime , besides watching bloggers ?
i like to bake and eat way too much , lol . what about yourself ?
my brand new channel on youtube is a full time job and a part time one .
so you no longer have a day job ? awesome ! do you do only beauty tips ?
mostly about makeup . pros and cons of products . time savers , what to maybe do or not .
i have really been wanting to feel pretty again . sounds like i met the right person !
what do you like to do besides baking ?
i have been pretty down and mostly focusing on my kids . i need to exercise and diet .


i have a new job selling cars. i love to paint pictures. my favorite food is pizza. my wife use to be a teacher. i love meat.

hello how are you today
i just got a new job selling cars !
that is cool . i want to get into publishing
my wife does that she used to be a teacher but the pay sucked .
i love to write in my free time
well then you would be good at publishing . i paint pictures for fun .
we could get together i write and you add the pictures lol
sounds good i will bring the pizza ; its my favorite food .
i love museums they are so fun for me
i just moved not too far from the smithsonian .
wow that is so cool i would go there all the time
its on my to do list for sure . i want to see the dinosaurs .


i played football in high school. i drive a lifted chevy truck. my favorite food is steak cooked well done. i am a roofer.

hello
hi how re you ?
good and you ?
good what are your hobbies
i love to sleep
sleep is always good do you play sports ?
no but i play guitar
cool ! what so you do for a living ?
i am in a rock band . you ?
i am a roofer not as exciting
any kids ?
no i am still single you ?
i am married with two kids
that sound since


i love to do yoga. i am single. my favorite color is grey. my passion is writing. i work for a newspaper.

whew ! just got back from an awesome bike ride . whats up ?
hey that is good i do yoga its a love of mine .
that is awesome . i started riding a lot around my 30th birthday . old girl , new tricks !
i love my grey yoga pants ha ! you single ? i am
i am . . . if you are not counting my 3 dogs and 2 cats ! ha !
cool , i like to write i work at a newspaper .
very cool . i am all about animals . i am a veterinarian by trade !
that is cool i am passionate about writing .
what are your other hobbies ?
an of course my yoga ha !
oh yes ! i want to try yoga with my pets soon . i have heard it is relaxing !
what are yours ? if any ?
mainly cycling and spending time with my cats and dogs .
yes it is must come with me
i will take you up on that .
gotta get out an mingle its so fun .


i donate any overstock to charity. i shop several times a week. i love to save money. i am a couponed. i like to keep my stockpile organised.

good evening , how are you ?
coupons are awesome . how are you ?
i love coupon cutting . i detest school .
you should coupon with me . saves a ton of money !
i love to . its hard leaving the house tho , i live by the lake .
are you need ? i usually donate my overstock to charity
i am good at the moment . in the summer i walk and read the paper for coupons .
you sound like a cool friend . we should shop together sometime ! !
that would be really cool .
so what else are you into ?
well , i fell in love over the spring and summer . we met at comecon .
what did you dress as ?
one of the girls from the tv show dark matter .
dope . i wish they had a coupon for comicon ?
sadly no . they are a big profit setup .
what a shame . i would go as coupon man ! ! ! ! !


i have 2 dogs. i am a runner. i have red hair. i enjoy reading and cooking.

how has you night been so far ?
no . my dogs are sick
that is not good , did they eat something the should not have ?
i think they got in the trash
hopefully they feel better soon . so any plans for tomorrow ?
no , just cooking food all day
i will be baking with my sisters all day , we work in a bakery
i want to work with you
yes , it is fun and luckily our mom is a dentist so no cavities
dang . i am really jealous . do you want to go run with me ?
i would love it , how often do you run ?
everyday . my red hair flowing in the wind
i love running and tennis , i am in canada though so the snowy months suck
yeah but you have plenty of maple to bake with
too funny , and yes there is , what will you be cooking tomorrow ?
i do not know . whatever i want . maybe chicken


i have a job as an it agent. i like smoking weed. my dad works for stifle. i love rap music. i am a meataholic.

hi , how are you doing ?
pretty good thanks and you ?
i am doing great , relaxing eating cheesecake
do you do any drugs ?
all the money i got i could buy them all but not my cup of tea
oh i love marijuana very much
the bud was my best friend in college
now i do it like a nerd
ll anything else you like ?
i listen to music do you
yeah l like r b music
rap is totally my favorite y o
cool , my wifes into rap
how long have you been married ?
10 years to miss usa
impressive where do you work


i play tabletop games with friends. i still live at home. i have a crush on my co worker. i need to use an inhaler sometimes.

my life is a lie ,
oh . . . . why live a lie ?
hatred is only what my wife has for me
that is very sad . do you have children
she called me lazy , and even poor
are you a lazy person
i paint trees , like nature . painter is my occupation
i live in a sweet basement apartment . . . with my mom
you know , i won the lottery but no one knows that was 6 years ago
with kind of money i could buy so many table top games , my favorite
you have a better living and sweet people around you
i have asthma and have to use an inhaler , mainly around girls
what games are you looking of buying soon ?
dungeon and dragons mainly , you have not bought anything yet


lutefisk is the best dish in the whole world. i enjoy hiking on glaciers. marduk is my favorite band. i always seem to be losing things , most recently , my mind. i recently moved to sweden.

hello how are you today
good ! how are you today ?
i am doing pretty good just waiting out this storm
is the storm irma ? oh no !
yes it is . but it has not come to central florida yet
wow . i would rather be hiking on glaciers than be in that right now !
that would be pretty cool . i am just worried about my garden
oh dang . yeah i am always losing my mind , so i would be worried about that !
i may lose my garden and some working hours at the grocery store
that is not good ! i am sorry to hear that !
oh no its fine i will be right back at it once the storm is over
i moved to sweden , so we do not get hurricanes
lucky you lol . i bet its beautiful there
it is ! very hill y and green !


i would be honored to give my life for my country. i am not afraid to die. i have a wife and two kids back in the states. i am an army ranger. i secretly love my long deployments , because it gets me away from conventional life.

hi how are you today ?
i am doing pretty well . just got off work . you ?
pretty good do you have pets ?
i am an army ranger and spend most of my time deployed .
oh well do you have pets ?
no sorry . i thought i had typed that . p
its alright . i need new clients
clients ? what do you do ?
i watch pets for people haha that is why i asked
oh . very nice . if my wife or 2 kids get one i will let you know .
i appreciate it . is your mom alive ?
yeah . she is still kicking .
i am glad . what does you dad do ?
i do not talk to him much . last i checked he was still a bum .


i practice vegetarianism. i like watching the walking dead. i also enjoy reading the game of thrones series books. i like reading a lot. my favorite books are the harry potter books.

greetings humanoid carbon life form !
greeting sir how are you today ? ? have you ever read harry potter
my age is 46 , next year i will be 47
that is amazing i read 47 books last yea i love books
i prefer the singing troup the backstreet boys
backstreet boys are awesome not as cool as the walkin dead on hd
i dislike controlling my automobile
i also enjoy game of thrones its getting pretty wild
i require to ingest 4 tablets a day to survive
i am a vegetarian but i love tablets
i love the flavour of fermented solidified dairy products
wow this is taking longer than reading all night
my age is below 46
your old enough for game of thrones


i am incredibly smart. i have no parents or siblings. i always travel alone. my favorite meal is steak. i only sleep 3 hours a day.

hi there . lets make this fast and get to know each other .
hey , i am exceptionally smart , so this will be a breeze !
nice ! this should be a lot of fun then !
yea , besides , i almost never sleep , like 3 hours max every night .
how can you function with that little sleep each night ?
i have no life . i do not have any brothers and sisters , or parents .
bummer . i will be your friend , friend .
thanks ! i also need lots of coffee , even with my steak .
oh my goodness me too . my birthstone is a coffee bean .
really ? you funny ! only time i pass on coffee is when i travel by myself .
haha that is when i need it most .
can i go back to not being exceptionally smart now ?
yes ! be yourself . nothing more , and nothing less .
maybe i should go have some more steak . this is making me hungry .
do it . add some mushrooms . and have a damn beer .
i need a beer . this is taking awfully long for a smart person like myself .


i love to dance. i work at a coffee shop. my favorite color is red. i drive a prius.

hey , do you want to grab some steak ?
hey man yeah want to go dancing after i love it
sure , i will pick you up in my chevy tahoe
ok i work at the coffee shop
u serve some nice coffee and play rock music there ?
i drive a red prius want me to pick you up instead i love red
that is fine too . . . i will tell you stories about my grandpa who was in wwii
oh do tell i love stories
how about a story about me almost drowning because i cant swim
wow that is crazy i would love to hear
so we are set for an evening out ?
yes i will love it
great , then pick me up in your red prius at 8
great its settled then yes ?


i am eighteen years old. i am taking a year off before i start college. i am saving money to buy my first car. i currently work at mcdonalds.

hi . how are you doing this evening ?
i am very well . how are you ?
i am well . just hanging out . watching a comedy special on netflix . you ?
i am just focused on saving . i want to buy a car . it will be my first !
what kind of car ? i am actually sell my civic .
anything reliable . i need to get to my job at mcdonalds so i can save more money !
you work at mcdonalds too ! what if we work at the same store !
that would be funny ! how old are you ? i am 18
i am 27 . i just got hired .
i plan to take a year off and work before starting up college .
not a bad idea . maybe i would still be in college if i took a break .
i think it is important to know what you want to do before paying all that money .
right . you are absolutely right . check out praxis .
i think i will go to community college to be a respiratory therapist !
that is not a bad plan . i went to school for anthropology .
what can you be with that degree ?


my car is black. my favorite song is california love. i drive a fast car. my favorite artist is 2pac.

hi how are you today
hello , i am doing wonderful , how are you ?
i am good do you work
i work from home , my husband is a detective .
wow that sounds very spooky
it is only a job . what is your favorite song ?
mine i am yours by jason
jason who ? i love tupac , california love is mine .
it will not let me say his last name mraz
gotcha . what do you do for a living ?
i do not work do you
i do , i am a fashion designer .
nice give me a job
do you have an art degree ? or a history degree ?


i have a black belt in karate. my favorite drink is iced coffee. i m in a jazz band and play the saxophone. i vacation along lake michigan every summer.

do you like music ? i have 9 guitars .
i love music and have recently joined a jazz band , playing the saxophone .
that is so cool ! i am trying to play in a local area band here .
it is hard to find the right people for a band , but well worth it .
i have always loved music . learned piano at only 6 .
i always wanted to play the piano , but became obsessed with karate .
i have always wanted to learn karate but never did .
it is a challenge , but i am proud of accomplishing a black belt .
nice . oh and i am also vegan no meat for me .
i am in between . i eat a little meat . my favorite indulgence is iced coffee .
i have never been a big coffee drinker iced or otherwise .
i was not into coffee until i was on vacation in lake michigan . i became hooked .
for me it is diet coke , ice water , or lemonade .
i also like all of those . i have to include iced tea as well .
it has to be really sweet for me to like iced tea .
you must be from the south . southerners love sweet tea .


i love talking on the phone. i have a gambling problem. i always eat my vegetables. i love to go hiking.

hi . how are you doing ?
i am great , thank you for asking ! and you ?
i am alright . i was just reading .
i like to talk on the phone instead of read .
who do you usually talk to
my friends we go gambling often i have a bit of a problem .
do you ever win a lot
sometimes , yes ! i am just addicted . do you have any addictions ?
i do not . i am very quiet .
oh ! what do you do in your free time ?
i like to read sometimes
cool ! i like to hike !
so you must spend a lot of time outside
i do ! do you like to hike at all ?


i hate to workout , but i need to. i need to take my blood sugar everyday. i have three dogs at home. i am very good at the drums. i have a bicycle.

hi . how are you today ?
i am great ! i just came back from a walk with my 3 dogs .
i love going on walks ! i hike every weekend . 3 dogs , wow !
i really do not like to exercise but i have to because of my health .
why ? i have 3 brothers , so they made me an active competitor .
i do not really know . i occasionally like to ride my bicycle .
that is fun . i work odd jobs so i have plenty of time for bike rides .
maybe we can ride sometime . i am a drummer in a rock band .
do you sing too ? i am into moon cycles .
i sing but i am not very good . i am a much better drummer .
i would love to hear you play
i will let you know the next time i am playing out .
if you ever play under a blood moon , i will be there .
what is a blood moon ?


i joined a new team last month. i am a goalie. my number is 42. nike cleats are my favorite. i am a soccer player.

hi how are you doing tonight ?
i am really great . i just joined a new soccer team
that is awesome ! i do volunteer work .
that sounds like it is rewarding
it is when people act grateful .
i guess you meet all kinds
yes you do but i still enjoy it alot .
good for you . i enjoy playing soccer too
that is cool my daughter plays soccer .
it is fantastic . 42 is my lucky number
that is cool i make my own clothing sometimes .
do you fix up vintage clothes ?
i can but i have not in a while .
i do not care about clothes , but i like nike shoes
that is cool it is a good brand .
yeah , they make the best cleats


i am a middle aged woman. i love to listen to religious music. i love my family. i do not talk a lot. i like playing basketball.

good evening , how are you ?
i am good . just listening to gospel music . you ?
relaxing now that the power is back on .
we were playing basketball when it went out . scary !
i know ! just last month my daughter had her first child and i am only 44 ! scary month .
we are the same age . i love my kids but not ready to be a grandmother .
i hear ya ! last year i could not decide between chilli or a cheery hot dog , now this !
well you can talk to me . i do not talk much so i am a great listener !
person well , i have to drive a hour to work and back every day , could talk then .
that sounds like a good plan to me . start tomorrow morning ?
sounds like a good plan to me as well !
would you be interested in going to a gospel singing some time ?


my favorite color is yellow. i only take the bus. i babysit for the woman who lives next door. i am an old woman who lives on a social security check. i often do not have the money to pay my utility bills.

hello . how are you today ?
i am well ! i just got home from visiting my grandkids .
that is wonderful ! where did you go ?
they live close , but i do not drive so it takes a while on the bus .
for a living , i work on semi trucks .
that is interesting ! i watch a little kid who lives next door and am retired
oh . cool . my motor is always running . my father driver trucks himself .
so you are following with the family business ! any hobbies ?
no . when i married my sweetheart , that is when i got off the road .
i bet that is a relief for her ! i have struggled a bit financially since i retired
i am sorry . financial struggles too . i want to take her on vacations .
things are so expensive these days . no vacations here for years !
i know right . it is a shame .
oh well , what can you do ! is it still warm where you are ?
yes . very warm . i love it .
it is still warm here too , i hate the winter so i am glad


i am a zookeeper. my right foot only has 3 toes. i love to read crime novels. i eat 6 eggs every morning for breakfast. my favorite animal is the panda.

hello
hello , how are you ?
good and you ?
getting ready for work . i work for a zoo as a keeper , what do you do ?
i am a housewife
a housewife ? that is a cool job . any kids ? the pandas i work with are like mine lol
yes two kids , they are kinda like pandas
i imagine haha . what do you like to do in your spare time ? i read crime dramas .
i watch movies more than i read
i got into the habit in the hospital . had two toes amputated in an accident .
omg didi it hurt ?
nah , i was unconscious . i was making breakfast , 6 eggs like always and slipped .


i am hoping to move to australia soon to marry my boyfriend. i like jogging in my spare time. i also give blood monthly in honor of my sister who died. i am a waitress at a popular houston club.

hi . my couch is lumpy . been sitting her all day . i am unemployed . how about you ?
i work as server at a glitzy houston club . i jog when i have time .
must be nice . broke myself , so i limit my food intake . sigh .
ok , i donate plasma in my sisters honor who passed last year .
that is so sad . i am sorry . why does life have to stink ?
thank you . i hope to one day move to the aussie land and marry my fiancé .
mostly i just play with my puppy . he is a golden retriever .
i love puppies . i hope things start looking up for you .
you too . maybe you will get to move to aussie land .
yes , maybe i will get the chance next year .
maybe by then i will have a job . who am i kidding ?
i hope you find a job . my prayers are with you .
thanks . i guess i whine too much . sorry .
no not at all . you have every right to be angry .


my car is over 20 years old. my favorite movie is the last of the mohicans. my dad was a preacher. my mother was a school music teacher. i did not finish college.

hey . how is your night going ?
it is going well . just worked on my car . yours ?
its going great . just did some couponing and donated to charity tonight .
my dad was always big into charity , he used to be a preacher .
what a great man . i love saving money and like to shop through out the week .
i have been saving money for a new car . mine is 24 years old .
wow ! that is old . i have stockpiled items organized from almost 24 years ago .
yeah , i have been saving for a new once since i dropped out of college .
oh , what kind of car are you saving for ?
probably something out of fast and the furious . you like movies ?
yes . i do enjoy movies .
have you seen the last of the mohicans ? that one is my favorite .
yes i have . that is a great movie .
my mother used to watch it with me when i was younger .


i am vegan. i work at a retail store. i enjoy walking on the beach. i have red hair. i live close to the coast.

hello ! i am a blue person who is unusually tall . you ?
hi my hair is red
cool ! what do you like to do ?
i live near the beach so i spend a lot of time there
i love swimming and reading books , do you watch tv . ?
i do what do you watch
the voice is one of my favorites ! you ?
i watch whatever is on
what do you like to do at the beach ?
i like to walk along the coast
have you ever surfed or boogie boarding ?
a little bu ti need more practice
i have never tried to surf but i love to boogie board .
do you go to the beach a lot


i make over 200 , 000 per year. i helped develop facebook. i work as a computer programmer. i like to donate time and money to charity. i have two pitt bulls.

hey how are you ? how old are you ? i just turned 32 this month
i have a great job making well over 200k a year , programming computers
wow ! that is amazing ! guess you do not live at home with parents like me ?
in my spare time i give back to charities
it is embarassing i am still there and all i do is play video games , all day !
i was one of the original founders of facebook
wow ! what ? ! that is so cool ! what is your favorite food ? i get take out every day
i usually take my pitt bulls to work with me
i have 2 pitt bulls ! luna and micco
their names are oingo and boingo
one is fawn colored , the other is white
that is awesome are they male or female
one of each ! the female is the fawn male is white
do you breed them for money
no , they are rescues , so already been fixed .
my dogs cost 1000 a piece , how much did you pay for yours


i like chicken nuggets. i work at a hotel. i love animals. my favorite band is a fine frenzy.

hi how are you doing ?
great just thinking about getting some chicken nuggets . you ?
oh yeah that is making me hungry
i work overnight in a hotel so maybe i can get them on break
what city are you from ?
san antonio , how about you ?
i am in cali . but used to live in tx
do you have any pets ? i have 3 dogs 3 cats . i love them so much
yes i have two myself
what music do you like ? a fine frenzy is my favorite group !
i like pop , even though it sounds like an animal dying when i sing
haha you cannot be that bad ! ! any hobbies ?
its bad . i love to cook
i love to eat chicken nuggets . very very much . is that a hobby lol


i listen to classical music. i love my work and just got promoted. i enjoy golfing. i am married with three kids. i work for a large law firm.

hi , how are you doing ?
i am good . . . married , 3 kids , love classical music golfing , promoted in law firm . you ?
very good . i like learning about strangers .
well , i can tell you lots about me . i love my job . do you work ?
i do not work , but when i get some money i am moving to the beach .
oh , i love the beach , too . love golfing with beach view . do you golf ?
i do not golf , but i have been mini golfing . i like the monkey themed ones
i want to work in costa rica monkeys live here . . . where i can raise my kids and golf
that is so awesome . i would love to travel where there are monkeys !
do you like classical music . . . i love it .
its not bad , i am more into dance music
my favorite classical is edvard grieg peer gyne suite no . 1 , op . 46 morning mood
that is cool . i like pictures at an exhibition by modest mussorgsky .
i like art too . so are you learning enough about a stranger ?


i am a stay at home mom. i like things in organized. one of my favorite shows is face off on say. i enjoy cooking but not baking.

hello . how are you ? it is good today ?
hi ! yes it is . my favorite show was on tv today .
there are no other things more interesting than tv ?
of course there are ! i enjoy cooking for my family .
it is an excellent idea . i would like to have a family too
do you come from a big family ? do you have siblings ?
yes i come from a large family but we do not live near
i enjoy taking care of my children .
how many children do you have ?
i have four children .
wow ! its great , i would like to have a lot more than you
it helps to stay organized .
when there are children in a house the family is much more joyful
i agree . i like staying home to take care of them .
yes its true , it puts a little order in your life
order is important . both in the kitchen and keeping the kids in order .


i have a brand new chevrolet. i am looking to start a business. i am a big sports fan. i enjoy hanging out with friends and family.

hello hello hello . whats up ? ? ? ?
hi there ! getting ready to watch some tennis on the tube ! you ?
packing . u graduated high school and i am going to u of michigan in the fall
congrats ! i am ready to start my new business ! got new car bills to pay .
what car ? lets play like dislike . i hate spaghetti but i love tacos
chevy camauro , love ! hate sickness !
love summer . hate fall . love camaro . hate kia
love sports , hanging with fam friends ! hate bad weather !
how old are you ? i am so over this packing . just want to have some fun
work first , then fun will come your way ! 30 , you about 18 ?
yeah , just turned 18 in august . i am a leo . 30 sounds perf . not to young or old
well i must go , my tennis is about to start !
hit one out of the park for me ! ll
thanks ! have a great one !


i work in fast food. i walk three miles home every night. i always wear something purple. i m looking for krav maga classes near my home.

hello , how are you today ?
i am tired . i have to walk home 3 miles from my fast food job everyday .
do you go to school ? what grade ?
i am out of school now . how about you ? do you have hobbies ?
i am , and have a long way to go . i am going to be an astronaut
wow that is awesome ! i am into krav maga . trying to find classes near me .
good luck , i have never tried it . i am always reading about space
it sounds interesting . do you have a favorite color ?
dark blue for me , how about you ?
i love purple . i try to wear it everyday . where do you live ?
i live in california near the beach , how about you
i live in florida near the beach !
do you surf or anything
i never tried it . i am not very coordinated .


i can speak four languages fluently. i volunteer in my son s boy scout troop. i work as a plumber. i am an award winning 4h member. i can do many celebrity impressions.

tell me something you do everyday .
i am a plumber so i go in peoples houses everyday . how about you ?
i teach children , drink coffee , and do yoga everyday .
very cool . i volunteer with the boy scouts , do you volunteer ?
i do for animal shelters . my father in law volunteers with the scouts .
shelters cool , what is your favorite animal ?
i like dogs . i have a dozen of them . they pull my sled .
wow , where do you do that ?
i live in alaska . i do not have a car .
must be freezing but beautiful .
it is different . my twin sister lives near the equator so we are opposites .
twin , how unique . do you have a big family ?
no i do not . it is mainly just me here . how about you ?
i have two boys and had five siblings growing up , it is really fun
do you like candy ? i really like chocolate .
yum , who does not like candy ? what is your favorite food ?


my boyfriend is in the army. i play piano. my father is dead. my favorite color is yellow. my hair is short.

hey ! how are you doing ?
i am great . you ? watching some tv .
i am just waiting for some cookies to finish baking
oh that sounds good . do you like to bake ?
i do . i am really talented at baking
i love playing the piano .
are you very good at it ? i love listening to piano music
i think i am pretty good .
cool . what do you do for a living ?
i work at a restaurant , you ? are you in a relationship ?
i work as a nurse . and yes , i am betrothed to my hs sweetheart
oh . i am dating a guy in the army .
that is too funny . i actually grew up as an army brat
me too ! my dad passed away .
that is heartbreaking . i am sorry
it has been almost four years .


i graduated college and immediately went to graduate school. my parents pay my rent. i am a vegetarian but i eat fish , especially sushi. i like to shop. i love my dog.

hi ! how are you doing today ?
doing great setting here with my dog she is awesome
my fiance has a dog . we just got engaged after three years of dating
i thought about getting engaged after college but i went to grad school instead
what are you studying ? i want to be a baseball announcer one day
business i need a job my parents are still paying my rent
one job would be better then my three
what do you like to eat ? i am vegetarian
oh i will eat anything as long as i can watch south park on tv
i must admit i cheat some and eat fish sushi you know bait
sushi is concerning to me . do you ever go to any concerts ?
i spend all my money on shopping concerts are out of budget
ahh i just went to see avenged sevenfold
awesome well got to go walk the love of my life my dog
enjoy your walk ! it is a lovely day outside
raining here unfortunately under an umbrella for me


my favorite sport is hockey. i avoid eating sugar. i like rollerblading. i am caucasian. i try to eat a balanced diet.

hello , how are you today ?
hi howa re you today
i am doing well , just finished writing .
and what were you writing ?
i was writing about me being obsessing over pens
did oyu use a pen to write it ?
course ! i am also thinking about becoming an artist and drawing everything with a pen
you should not harm your precious pens
but that is what they are for haha
true do you like food
i love food . and you ?
i do but i need to eat diet
you should buy some veggies
i always have them i hate sugar
good for you ! i love varus
what are these magical varus ?
ll i meant to say carbs
lol i know bye haha ; p


i am very social. i am in college. i eat well. i exercise. i play football.

good evening , how are you
phew . i just got done exercising .
i need to exercise more , but training horses does enough right now
very cool . i try to eat healthy while going to college .
that is probably tough on a short budget
being a social gal , i do not find it hard .
i feel like i do not have a place in society
aw , that is sad . are you a part of a church ? that is a good start .
maybe i will look into that
i cannot wait to go to bed . i am beat from playing football .
tackle , flag or just toss around ?
powderpuff for the win dude
well that sure does not count
expect oh patron um ! really now ?
patron is way too expensive of a tequila
it is a harry potter spell . . . . read it .


my favorite band is the rolling stones. i would like to retire to hawaii in the next 10 years. i am almost 7 feet tall. i am not a basketball player though. i currently work for ibm in chicago.

you see destiny 2 ?
not yet
i have been copying the art from it , the designs are sooo good
its one of the games i have not touched yet
i really like the knight skin , iron man all the way !
it does have strikingly close similarities to him .
that would so cool if iron maiden also played the game
i have never really played the destiny series is it fun ?
what . i have room on my fathers credit allowance you want to play it ?
is it cross platform ? i have pss
yea yea yea , just help me with making a game and i can hook you up ! cool ?
i work for ibm but not much of a programmer .


i am a youtube. my car is pink. i have a cat named leela. i make videos about makeup.

hello how are you doing today ?
i am wonderful how are you
just fine , do you have any interests ?
i love to go camping in my camper with my pink car
oh that is great , i have loved fashion since i was young
awesome i love my cat leela
i do not have pets , i just have the desire to become a fashion designer
you can do anything you put your mind too
thank i am inspired by alexander mcqueen and the great coco chanel
i am also obsessed with makeup
that is good i moved to new york just to study in a prestigious designing school
i make tons of videos on how to put on makeup


i auditionated in a cooking show. i think i have talent for it. i didn t pass the audition , but i ll keep trying. since young i ve loved to cook.

hi there , are you in nyc like i am ?
i am ! i just auditioned for a new cooking show there . what are you doing here ?
dog walking , it is my new gig .
do a lot of new yorkers have dogs ? i would be in jackson hole for that , man !
i have a best friend
i have not had time for friends since i started learning to cook . what are they like ?
i keep pet rats i found at taco bell , that is what it is like
i think friends are overrated , then . i can cook those rats pretty well , though !
what is your favorite color ?
copper . like the best cookware . what is yours ?
blue , i have never left the us
me neither , but i hope that if i can get on a cooking show , i will .
i want to visit my friend in japan
how did you two meet ?
online i like all those dating apps
hey can be fun . so you are interested in your friend romantically ?


i love scary movies. i am allergic to cats. i am learning to play the piano. i am a member of the ymca. i keep my hair cut very short.

karma is real , do you agree ?
i do agree . ever notice in scary movies how the bad guy always gets killed ?
i do not believe in dating and have never been
you have never been on a date ? how old are you ?
i never say no when it comes to dogs in shelters , i have to have them all
can you answer my question on how old you are ?
do you like to read ? i do
yeah i do but do you actually care about my answers ?
my age is not important , only my beliefs
and so you believe that its okay to be rude and dominate a conversation .
yes the bad guy does always seem to get killed
yea i am a big scary movie buff and i noticed that in all the movies


i hate flowers. i make my own clothes. i play the piano. i am going bald. i ran into jimmy fallon just the other day.

hi my name is bertha , how are you
i am good . you ? my name is greg .
i am good , abigail , my best friend , made me some nachos
i like those . i spent today making myself a new shirt . i make my clothes .
oh how cool , can you make harry potter clothes ?
i actually have in the past .
goblet of fire is my favorite one , how about you ?
mine too actually . i like the contest .
i do too , i am only ten . so i like contests
i am forty . i still like them .
i do martial arts , i have a contest coming up soon
good luck and i hope you win .
haha thanks , i am more nervous to start my safety patrol tomorrow
is that part of school ?


country music makes me cringe. i volunteer at animal shelters. i m an amazing dancer. i m a terrible speller. i have blonde hair that reaches my knees.

yo man , do you enjoy music as much as i do ?
yes ! i love to dance to it . i am pretty amazing at it
awesome ! i shred on the guitar and listen to music basically whenever i can .
the only thing is that i cant do country music . it makes me cringe
that is how i feel about most rap . do you skate ?
no , my blonde hair that is down to my knees would get in the way
oh wow , that is impressive !
it is is not it ? you like animals ?
i love them ! i have a pet lizard named bobo .
you should come volunteer at the animal shelter with me one time !
i would love that so much .
you will have to mind my spelling . it is terrible
i can forgive it this time .
so what else do you enjoy to do ?
i ride my bike a lot when skateboarding is too much .
another problematic situation for my hair . maybe i should cut it


my favorite color is blue. i want to be an explorer. i visit india often. i am an athlete. i do not like my job.

hi i am jane do you like ribs
yes i love baby back ribs
cool i just painted my swingset purple
it should have been blue , that is my favorite color
the seats are blue ! ! just want the bars to be purple
awesome ! ! ! so jane what do yo do for a living ?
i just finished my masters in teaching
nice . i play sports professionally
i gonna teach elementary not many are female here
nice . i play sports professionally
cool do u like kid rock
nice . i play sports professionally
i got paint on my pants ha ha
i hate my job though . yeah kid rock is ok
pandora mixes it up so i just paint n let it go
haha better put them in the wash


i teach at a large school. my class has 26 kids. i graduated college in 2016. i enjoys kayaking in my free time. i teach kindergarten.

hi , i am divan . i like all kinds of music .
i often use music while teaching my kindergarten class .
that sounds like a lot of fun . do you like movies as well ?
yes but have not seen many until recently since i just graduated in 2016 .
oh ok . i like watching funny movies . i like to laugh alot
do you enjoy water sports like kayaking or canoeing ?
i do not play water sports much . i however like tennis
if you saw me play tennis you would laugh alot .
my dads a veteran i try to get him to play to stay in shape
that is a good idea . staying is shape is important .
what do you do for fun ? other than water sports ?
i enjoy reading and crocheting for charity .
i love to read . i am no good at crocheting .
both are relaxing to me and after a day with 26 kids i need that


i hate my parents , but i love my job. i write in my spare time. i never sleep in. i wish i knew where i belonged.

my mom is from greece my dad is from india . where are your parents from ?
i love to write because it is my favorite job .
what do you write about ?
sorry , i hate to talk about my parents , i do not like them
sorry to hear that . where do you live ?
in my spare time , i like to write about parents relationships
that is cool . if its hot i usually go swimming
i live in usa . and wow you are a multi cultural family
yes we definitely are . family reunions get togethers are always crazy
me too , i just like to be in the cool water and the sun still shinning .
i only like it when the weather is hot
when i write , i find myself it this cruel world
my favorite color is green . what is yours ?
yes , when its hot and the water is warm