my favorite color is orange. i have 3 roommates. i am lactose intolerant. i love gummy bears.

how are you doing tonight ?
my 3 roommates are annoying me , i always do there dishes
i hate having to clean up after messy people . factory workers are the worst !
they made ice cream , but i can not eat dairy , i am eating gummy bears
i like eating ice cream when i am watching ufc .
i would rather not watch people get a concussion
when i am not watching the fights i go for drives in my car .
what kind of car ? i want an orange one for halloween
jeep liberty . he is great to travel in . he is red though lol
i have a volkswagon passat , love the moonroof .
i like my 4 wheel drive . gets me places most cars cant go .
live in a place where there is lots of snow in winter ? i live in minnesota
missouri but the winters have not been bad lately .
where do you drive that you need 4 wheel drive , mountains or muddy areas ?
the river . i live at a lake . i go fishing a lot in summer .
awesome . i am thinking of joining a boat club next summer .
check out the big lakes , they are great for that .
for sure , minnesota is the land of 10k lakes ha . have a good night


i enjoy playing with edged weapons. i like watching videos of surgery. britney spears is a wonderful singer who really touches me. my favorite ice cream is pistachio.

hello , how are you today ?
i am well , and you ?
good , i have a consultation with a plastic surgeon today .
cool , i love watching surgery videos
ooh , like those doctor pimple popper ones ?
well , more like big time surgery , i do not know why
hmm , well i just might be going for some botox soon .
not too bad , do you have any hobbies ?
i actually really love cutting hair , but i am not even a barber
oh my , i like playing with weapons that have an edge , but i am no barber
lol , me too , especially those like model swords
see those sound great . what is your favorite ice cream ?
my favorite is this fat elvis flavor , it is like moose tracks but with banana ice cream
those are great . mine is pistachio
ooh , i love pistachios but where i live they are so expensive
the cost a lot here too , not as much as cashews though


i have a brother but we don t talk much yet. i think dogs could learn to read if they were trained well. i like to give them sassy sounding names that actually help people think nice things. i have a few pet iguanas.

hi there what do you do for fun ?
hello , i play with my iguanas and dogs .
iguanas sound like a lot of fun ! what do you do for a living ?
i stay home , trying to teach my dog to read . my husband is a detective .
you should train your dog to be one of those police dogs too .
then he would have to live with a k9 officer . his name is sassy .
sassy the reading dog . sounds like a winner !
right ? my brother picked it out .
so are you in college or anything ?
no , i am not . i paint at times .
i paint too . walls mostly in the summertime . white so the houses can sell .
that is cool . i decorative paint .
i just do it in the summer so that i can afford to travel
i love to travel , we are going to vegas tomorrow .


i have a cat named kj. i have lived in several different states. i like to cook. my husband was a salesman.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i have a cat , his name is aj
awesome . i have three sisters and two brothers . we reside in n . dakota
ism well just finished cooking 2 different meals , how are you ?
i am a waitress , i am working on a drawing of our family restaurant .
my husband is the best hustler i know he is a salesman
my brother has a bike shop , he can sweet talk a cat into buying one .
cool , i think we will be moving soon . i have lived in 10 states
i m looking to move to savannah , as soon as we open our other restaurant .
oh really ? i like it lol
i do too . i found a house with a pond .
nice ! invite me an the hubby i will cook
i will do just that , we can have dessert at my restaurant .
what kind of restaurant is it ?
it will be an american fusion , the one here is a steakhouse .
i like to travel an eat lol


i dropped out of college. i fly airplanes. my favorite band is tool. i am in the army. i enjoy building computers.

how are you this evening ?
i am well , and you ?
tired . just walked my 2 dogs after a long day at work .
i am tired too . what is your job ?
i am at a insurance agency . i am a secretary . you ?
i work for the army in various areas like flying and computers .
i like my tablet . i read novels on it like true crime ones .
that sounds nice . i listen to music on my tablet .
me too . we go to disney every year and i listen to it on the trip .
i never liked disney . i do like travel though .
my 2 brothers go so i go with them . where do you travel to ?
i fly wherever the army tells me to ; over 30 countries !
very cool . thank you for your service .
well it is a job , just like you have a job .


i was a mechanic for 6 years. i collect bugs in jars. i build my own computers. i thought of joining the military when i was younger.

hi , what do you do in your free time ?
please do not laugh , but i collect many different bugs and keep them in jars !
i wo not laugh . i like reading , my all time favorite is david copperfield .
cool ! he is a great magician !
what do you do for a living ?
i currently work in it , i build computers . i was previously a mechanic for 6 years .
sweet . my twin brother is a mechanic !
awesome ! so what do you do for a living ?
i am a competitive dancer ! but i am too short to be a ballerina .
cool ! have you won anything ?
yes , many tap competitions .
great ! so , where are you from ?
i live in the northeast part of the united states . you ?
nice . i live in the united kingdom


i m allergic to bees. i work at the hospital as a nurse. i live in the city of grand rapids , michigan. i m the youngest of five.

that was hard work , but i just finished planting all the seedlings .
i hope they do not attract bees , i am allergic !
ouch ! i cannot wait until this baby is born so i can take my leave .
i am a nurse , i might deliver your baby , where do you live ?
sometimes it feels like i live at work . how many babies have you delivered ?
i have delivered over 10 now , and i understand , it is rough work .
all your own ? that is impressive ! what i would not give for a pinot noir !
on my own , here in michigan , big city .
wow . my job seems so pointless in comparison .
where do you work for your job ?
at the mall . i really like the atmosphere of tasteless consumerism .
do you do retail work ?
yes . have you heard of express ?
i have , can you get me a discount ?
no , i am afraid all of the workers are under surveillance .
aww not good , where do you live ?


my favorite type of music is country. i love to snack between meals. my dog is a collie. i love to travel with my family.

hey what up with you today do you like shopping
i am good . no , i enjoy traveling with the fam .
i want to stay in a forest
ok . do you have any pets ? i have a collie dog .
i am getting a sheltie but i really hate all these questions .
that is too bad . i will try not to ask any more . i enjoy country music .
oct 5 is when i get to get my puny
www . . . that is nice . puppies are so cute !
hee is an angel . sso fluffy and tiny .
will he eat table scraps ? my dog i love to eat between meals .
no , i do not like that , it gives them gas .
oh , you are so right ! and he always lays right beside me . whew !
ahahah yeah , he is actually the son of a dog i raised .
that is cool . its hard to say no to those eyes when he wants some food .


i was a wild child in my younger years. my grand children mean the world to me. i am an avid quilter. i am a pharmacist.

oooo whats going on today ?
i am just getting ready for work at the pharmacy . how are you ?
pharmacy hmmm ? are you a pharmacist ?
yes , i have been a pharmacist since i gave up my wild youth .
very nice . do you recommend a medication for sausage fingers ? apparently i have that .
i would say to stay away from the sausages . the sodium does not help your situation .
would that also cause bloating ?
yes . i have something for that but you would have to see a doctor .
i see . i will do that . at least i can still draw .
it must be hard with the huge fingers but i am glad you manage .
oh yes . but it gives me material for my stand up comedy gig .
is that your main job ?


i have always had long hair. i enjoy running at night. i worked at a movie theater for 4 years. i like spicy food. i am saving up to buy a new camera.

hi , how has your day been so far ?
good ! just got done eating lunch and tried a new ghost pepper hot sauce !
sounds spicy ! ! i just finished writing some poetry .
i love poetry ! i am taking a fiction writing class .
are you enjoying it ? i love to write it is so freeing .
yeah , i am actually working on a short story right now !
do you have any other hobbies ? i sing in a band . punk band actually .
oh sweet ! have you heard of the story so far or neck deep ?
i have not heard of them actually .
i do photography on the side , i am saving up for a new camera
nice ! i enjoy skating also . what is your favorite color ?
hmm probably blue but i usually wear green !
black is mine and i wear a lot of it !
i have always had long black hair !
nice ! i have long blonde hair !
that is cool ! i wish i had blonde hair


my favorite food is sushi. helping people makes me happy. we have two kids. my husband is a firefighter.

hello ! how is your yarn wrapped today ?
sushi i like eating those
so does speckles . he is my favorite cat . i have him tattooed on my shoulder .
well i do help a lot of people that makes me happy
helping is good . shopping makes me happy .
i like shopping with my two kids
i do not have kids . two tattoos though . knitting needles and my cat .
oh my husband yes then he is when firefighter
what . that did not even make sense .
i said he has a tattoo to and he works as a firefighter
you said oh my husband yes then he is when firefighter . haha
sorry for the typo error
it happens . i find them all the time at my office .
what do usually do an office
i do editing on books .
how about writing a book


i work in the military. i like things that explode. brownies are my favorite dessert. i also like kittens. i have been all over the world.

hi how are you today ?
good afternoon how are you doing
not too bad having just woke up
wow you are lucky i love to sleep
i am thinking of a bbq sandwich for lunch
that does sound very good
do you know any celebs ? i live near a few
i do not i am in the army
oh that is kind of dangerous i am only 19 i think that would be scary
i love to eat brownies and i love kittens
i still have an imaginary friend lol
i had one too named charlie
mine is named cindy she is uber cool
i love mine he is fun to hang out with


i know how to play the guitar. i like to race go carts. i am an avid fisherman. i have a george foreman grill at home. i hate fast food.

hello there ! how are you doing ?
i am great ! what are some of your hobbies ?
i like playing stringed instruments a lot !
me too ! i learned to play guitar about five years ago .
i love playing my a lot whenever i am not with my pets or kids .
that is cool i have kids too . we are going to rent go carts the weekend .
i am going to a bakery with mine to eat my favorite dessert !
what is your favorite dessert ?
chocolate cake , with extra frosting !
i would not mind a piece , been watching my intake .
are you on a diet by chance ?
i kinda contribute eating out to the weight i have gained . it is sad ,
how many kids do you have ?
i only have three children .


i hope to save enough money for it. i m tired of having to read subtitles. i started learning japanese at college. our class is planning a trip to japan.

hello how is it going today
doing well what are your plans for the weekend ?
my daily six miles a day
great ! i am learning how to speak japanese
do you have any hobbies
traveling . my class is going to go to japan i am excited
i enjoy flying model airplanes , kayak and imagine dragons
awesome ! i need to save money for my trip
nothing like traveling its awesome
yes for sure . i hate having to read the subtitles lol
i do not pay attention to those
lol when i learn the language i will not either
that would be totally awesome
do you speak any other languages ?
french its a wonderful language
yes i do love to hear someone speak french


i am the oldest of three boys. i play the drums. i work at the pizza parlor. my mother was a single mother.

hi hows it going . howre ya
good , of three boys i am the eldest , so there !
nice . my dad used to tinkle with cars
he should just use a urinal .
i guess he should have kept it in
playing the drums , which i can , would be acceptable .
nice talking to you mate
but wait mother , she does not have a husband , you know o
aww then how . gotta get her one
well , you know i do have a high flag career at a pizza shop , so , connections
that is cool . make me a pizza sometime
maybe , perhaps while i beat my drum ?


i love to ride horses. my favorite flower is a rose. my mother is a retired teacher. i love to bake.

hi there , how are you today ?
hey good morning how are you ?
i am doing great thank you
i am well about to make a breakfast egg baked dish .
that sounds interesting ! what is in it ?
you are welcomed anytime , i like riding . do you ?
i have never gone riding , but i love to run
onion green peppers mushrooms cream cheese shredded cheese .
that sounds delicious ! do you just mix and bake it ?
cool , while you run do you see roses ?
no , i normally just run the track at the high school
yes i do , i love roses my fav .
do you have any pets ? i have three
oh gotcha , my mom use to teach she retired now .
lucky her , i can not wait to retire
nope just wish i had a horse


i eat all take out. i still live at home with my parents. i do not want a job. i am 32. i play video games all day.

i am good , how are you ?
hi there what video games do you play ?
i do not play video games , but i cook for my family
that sounds very helpful ! are you planning to be a chef ?
i do not think so , but my x likes my cooking . i still talk to him
i do not have an ex yet because i still live with my parents .
so do i , live with my parents i mean
do you have a job ?
no , but i am looking for one . i do need one
i do not want a job . i can live stream for cash .
i tried that , but i do not think it is my thing
it is the only way i can continue to game all day and still make money
why do you not like jobs ?
because they cut into my gaming time man !


i enjoy taking late night walks when its completely dark. i like reading. pizza is my most favorite thing. i like being by myself. my favorite band is dream theater.

hi there ! hows it going ?
well , thank you , i am finishing a book . you ?
i am taking a break from work . what book are you reading ?
i am reading a book about the art of pizza making . its really interesting .
sounds cool . do you make pizza yourself ?
yes ! i even built a pizza oven in the backyard . what do you like to do ?
i like playing my guitar and playing video games when i am not working .
are you a night owl ? i like to stay up late and game .
i can be , it depends how into the game i am . do you game alone ?
i do most things alone . just me , some dream theater on my playlist , and the game .
i see , sounds pretty nice !
i enjoy it . so , whats your favorite pizza topping ?
i am a beef guy , but all pizza is good to me
you should try putting hamburger on a pizza . its amazing .


i work at a grocery store. she likes to grow plants in her garden. my mother is a social worker for the school system. i go visit them sometimes.

hi how are you today
i am doing good , just taking a break at work .
where do you work at
i work at the grocery store , but would like to be a social worker like my mother
that does sound better than groceries
i agree ! i go visit her sometimes . she grows a lot of plants in her garden
are you allergic to anything ?
no , are you allergic to anything ?
to peanuts very badly allergic
there was a kid in the school system my mum works for with a severe peanut allergy
wow it might have been me
maybe ! where are you located
i am in the usa and you
me too ! what else do you enjoy
i want to have a ferret
do you have any other pets ?


my favorite hobby is playing recreational baseball. i am a truck driver. my wife and two kids camp with me. i deliver baked goods in the state where i live.

hi what do you do ?
well , right now i am baking !
i love baked goods . i m a youtube video moderator
well , i camp with my wife and 2 girls !
that s nice . my favorite part of camping is sleeping
mine , too ! i drive a truck !
i don t do that much driving
do you find it boring ? i also like playing baseball !
well i also work another job at mcdonalds so i don t have much extra time
do you make food there ?
yes i do make food there . however , my real passion is writing
what kind of writing do you do ?
i blog about the youtube videos
do you like doing it ?


i take my emotions out through art. i grew up homeschooled. i sometimes need to scream to feel alive. i care deeply about animals.

hi , how is your day going ?
its night now . i am glad the day is over . how about you ?
i am grilling a big steak and listening to an opera cd a friend gave me .
sounds yummy ! i am about to draw some pictures of my cats tonight .
i do not have many artistic pursuits myself , but i enjoy others who do .
cool . i do a lot of different things with art . most of my artwork is about animals .
i love animals but have a condo so pets are not possible right now .
that has to suck . pets are like people .
it does , but i have to be up at 4am for work , but maybe someday !
have you ever screamed really loud , and it felt so good !
ha , that is hilarious . i sing heavy metal really loud and that might count . lol
yep , it counts . i find music is another form of art !
i am hoping to see my favorite band in canada this year . i have have not been there yet .
oh , its beautiful there . i even drew a picture of the falls .


i am usually very shy. i have trouble getting along with family. i love the beatles. i like eating vegetables.

hey there ! what are you up to ?
just listening to the beatles i love them , you ?
that is cool ! i am getting ready to go for a run .
that sounds fun sorry if i am a little weird i am very shy
me too ! my asthma is really embarrassing and makes me uncomfortable around others .
i understand i do not get along with my family so i am alone a lot .
that is too bad . thankfully i have dance and old hockey friends , so i am not lonely .
i got vegetables to keep me company haha i love eating them
do you like to garden ?
yes i love to garden i grow all my own fruits and veggies
that is pretty cool . your garden is like my sports .
what do you play ? i do not care much for sports haha
i currently dance . when i was younger i played hockey though .
oh , dancing is cool wish i knew how but then again i am to shy


i am a veteran. my favorite book is enders game. i grew up in kentucky. i have a garden. i like to read.

hi have you seen the clouds today ? i love watching them
hello , no i have not . i prefer reading
eh , i guess reding is more fun than selling snakeskin oil lol 9 to 5
lol , i am sure its very profitable . enders game is the best book ever
i could probably read some jacob sartorius lyrics lol he is my favorite
oh yeah ? we did not listen to music in kentucky where i was raised
yeah you should definitely listen to him sometime
i will try to fit it in when i am gardening
i saw some guy gardening and gave him a long stare from afar
lol , i am sure he appreciated that . i love having a garden
yup its my best flirt move lol
haha . . i am a veteran . . that is my best flirt move
that is a good one too
veteran haha i cant spell very well


i like to play video games. i am an amateur chef who cooks 5 different cuisines. i live alone. i am a scientist. i play guitar on my free time.

hi
hey there . so , have any hobbies ? i enjoy playing video games .
i like camping and fishing
i am aspiring to be a chef and i have been trying lots of fish recipes lately .
can you make ice cream ? its my fave
sure . i rarely do though since i live by myself .
where are you from ?
minnesota . i am a scientist . what about you ?
i am a cop
cool . so any other interests ? i can kind of play guitar .
i watch alot of news
so where are you from ?


i have over 4000 friends on facebook. i live alone. formal situations make me uncomfortable. i have not spoken to my family in years. i enjoy hitchhiking.

hi there how are you
great how are you today
awesome ! tell me about yourself
i am old anf have a ton of facebook friends
i have a decent amount myself
that is awesome but my family and i are not close
that is a bummer . i am not close with my family either
i like being alone and hitchhiking
i would think hitchhiking would be dangerous ! i am studying to be a dental hygienist
awesome but i hate teeth
i hate seeing patients saliva !
i bet that situation would make me uncomfortable
yes it is pretty gross . i am a foot office girl at a doctors office now though
that sounds very gross also


i drive a ferrari. i live in japan and own the biggest mansion in the country. i just bought a new mansion. i am touring with frank ocean. i am a rapper.

how are you doing today ?
i am good how are you
i am great . i just got back from the farmers market .
that is cool what do you do for a living
i make vegan food . how about you ?
i live in japan part of the year so i eat a lot of sushi
did you grow up there ?
no i am a rapper so i have a lot of money
oh , i see . i grew up in the country , so i am just an average joe .
that is cool i just bought a new car and house
that is nice . are you enjoying your time out there ?
i am though i am on tour a lot so i cant enjoy it that much
that is not good . would not it be better to wait then ?
now its nice to have somewhere to call home when i am not on tour


my favorite ice cream is pistachio. i enjoy playing with edged weapons. britney spears is a wonderful singer who really touches me. traveling and making friends is something i find delightful. i like watching videos of surgery.

hi how are you tonite ?
hi , i am good . what about you ?
what do you do for a living ?
i do data entry and really enjoy it .
i am 30 still living at home trying to open my own business
i am 45m i am married and would love to start my own business .
you too ? what kind of business ?
i am a really great cook , so i would prefer a restaurant .
mee too . where are you from ?
i am from chicago , illinois but i now live in wisconsin .
so when do you think you will open one ?
i am really not sure if it will ever be possible .
www that suck , why not ?
all of our income goes to raising our kids right now . its so expensive .


i am colorblind. i am a volunteer firefighter. i have a college degree in marketing. i am currently trying to open my own grocery store. i am still living at home at age 30.

hi , 45 f , i work for in marketing . married for 23 years
i am 30 and still living at home .
ok , well the economy make things tough . our 23 year old just moved out herself .
yes . that is why i am trying to open a grocery store .
i am sure it helps to move home if necessary since you are starting a new business .
currently i volunteer as a firefighter . being colorblind makes it challenging .
i am sure ! what do you in your free time ? i play games with my son on xbox
i read . do you have a college degree ? mine is in marketing .
mine is also marketing . so stressful though i use to drink too much from the job
do you still drink a lot ? i do not drink at all .
no i quit drinking alcohol now i listen to isaiah rashad to relax
never heard of them . do you know anyone who is also colorblind like me ?
my uncle is color blind , from what i understand you are still able to differentiate colors
yes , i just can not tell the difference in certain colors .
yes , some colors are harder for him than others
do you know any other firefighter volunteers ?


i love to read the bible before i go to bed. i favorite brand of clothing is donna karen. i sing in the church choir every sunday. i am an middle school teacher for 8th grade.

hey ! i am paula , nice to meet you
hey , how is it going ?
good ! thank you ! yourself ? just browsing the internet ! love it !
getting ready for bed , do you want to read the bible with me ?
sure ! making cakes and reading the bible are my favorite things .
do you know how to sing ?
well so so i love country music !
do you want to sing in the church choir ?
mmmm i used to want when i was younger . . do you work ? i got a new job
yeah , as a middle school teacher .
oh . i am a high school teacher as well . . what food do you like ? m
i like all kinds of food , not cafeteria food .
i am a strictly vegetarian now . . realized meat is not good
oh , that is cool . jesus would be happy .
i used to be adventist and learnt a lot with the ,
will you read to me ? i am sleepy .


i enjoy playing video games. i live life to its fullest. i enjoy listening to country music. i have a crummy job at scrubway. i am in college.

i am in medical school right now how can i help you ?
that is cool . how long have you been going to medical school ?
about five minutes because you keep texting me
i am in college too but not for anything medical .
that is a cool story , listen both my parents are doctors so i do not have a choice
wow . so medicine just runs in your family huh ? that is pretty cool .
it does , that is why i study so hard but i actually wanted to be a actor
will you ever try and pursue acting as a hobby ?
no because it would bring shame to my family
what are you into ? like what do you like doing for fun ?
studying , learning , passing test . like come on do i sound like i have time for fun
i am just recommending trying to live life to its fullest .
and what disappoint my family no thanks , i wish i could be carefree
well , if its any comfort i am sure your life will turn out great .
i doubt it , i hate my life
you should not . or you should try living for yourself instead of for family .


i like the color purple. cher from clueless is my idea of perfection. my credit cards are maxed out.

hello ! how are you ?
i am like awesome . how are you ?
fantastic . sitting here with my beer and my dog .
so cool for you ! i prefer a dark wine instead .
wines fer fancy sissy types .
like no way ! it enhances your atmosphere .
only atmosphere i need is my gun in my hand and the dog on the scent .
dogs are way messy .
my dog ai not messy . he does his job and catches the ducks fer dinner .
i prefer someone else to cook me dinner . whats his job ?
to catch them durn ducks !
like duh ! you said that . so you must be in the country ?
damn right i am !
i am totally bugging . i love the city .
i do not like the city . all those vegetarians . not a duck in sight .
i love it ! so many stores to shop and people to hang out with .


i wish that i lived in the city. i am a vegetarian. i live on a pig farm. i dislike animals. i have allergies.

hi , how are you doing today ?
i am a vegan because i hate animals . i am allergic to them . i live in the city .
i work at a pizza parlor and live in the city in chicago as well
is your pizza vegan ? i am staying at a farm
if you get it without cheese it is . do you play any instruments ?
my dream is to stay in the city
what city are you from ?
i am do not send my info over the net
okay . do you grow vegetable on the farm you are staying at ?
no i just stay there at the farm
i live in the city with my two younger brothers and my mother
how old are they i want to know them
twelve and fifteen years old
wow i hope i can see them
i hope to be a drummer when i grow up
you should follow your dream


i love dogs. my mother is allergic to dogs. i work as a veterinarian s assistant. i leave the dogs home when i visit my parents.

good morning how is it going
hi there how are you today ?
i am very forgetful at times
same sometimes i forgot my dogs are at home
i have two mothers so awesome
really my mum is allergic to my dog
not afraid of what others think of me
cool , do you have any pets ?
nope but i love spaghetti and meatballs
same i prefer dogs though
my boyfriend still work for nasa how cool is that
so cool , i am a vet
i could not do that would not want to hurt them if it came down to it
its fine you get used to it
do not want to kill anything or anyone i would cry
i only help the vet though


i work at a newspaper. i am a carnivore. my father used to be a butcher. i am highly educated.

hi , how is it going ?
it is cool , are you educated ?
yes i have a degree in finances , my son does pretty well too
that is cool my dad cuts meat
so what do you do for a living ?
i work for the local paper
ok i manage a warehouse
i love love me some meat
i have to eat lean cuts of meats
why is that ? my pops was a butcher
i like to stay in shape
i use too but right now i need the money .
i can under stand that
yes what do you do with yourself ?
i have an extensive variety of games and i love taking my wife out
awe you are a sweet guy i see cool


my favorite band is the rolling stones. mo mother worked as a nurse. i have had the same job for 8 years. i do not consume caffeine. i like to play guitar.

hello , how are you doing tonight ?
great just chilling listening to the stones . you ?
relaxing a little after a busy week . i run a family restaurant with my brothers
sounds stressful . i like to play my guitar to relieve my stress .
i have not picked up my guitar in years . i really should make time for it
you should ! i used to drink lots of caffeine to keep me awake but now play instead .
what is your favorite song
wild horses . my mom was a nurse and she would listen to it after work .
that is a good one
i have worked 8 years at subway as a sandwich artist . what do you do ?
i run a family restaurant with my brothers . its a lot of work but family is 1
i would go crazy if i had to work with my family .
its not for everyone . sometimes i wonder if its for me !
what would you do otherwise if you were not running a restaurant ?


i am a traveling encyclopedia salesman. my hobbies include rock collecting and making macaroni art. i work at the gas station as a part time job. my life s goal is to be the world s foremost encyclopedia salesman.

hello , how are you doing today ?
i am tired but how are you ? i sale encyclopedia
i am just sitting at home watching netflix with my family .
cool , i work part time somewhere an like rocks
my mom is making pasta for dinner tonight , i love italian food !
its at the gas station an i hate it
i am sorry to hear that , you listen to any music ?
not really just want to be the worlds best book seller
it is good to have goals . you should checkout iron maiden , they rock !
yes it is , i will for you
great ! let me know what you think . you play video games ?
no i do not just work
i make 3d models for video games . it is pretty sweet !
that is nice what is it called
it is my job . i also make models for animations .
wow nice for what company ?


i am hoping to move to australia soon to marry my boyfriend. i like jogging in my spare time. i am a waitress at a popular houston club. i also give blood monthly in honor of my sister who died.

hi there , how are you ?
i am doing pretty well , how about you ?
pretty good , a little tired today , but good . what do you do ?
currently i am a waitress but i will be moving soon
oh really , where are you moving to ?
australia , my boyfriend is there and we will be getting married . where do you live ?
in california . i am going to school .
my brother lives in california . what do you do for fun ?
code mostly . i am studying to be an engineer . what about you ?
i like jogging , its relaxing and helps me clear my head . do you have any siblings ?
i have a brother and we are close . we are thinking of starting a business together .
that is great , i had a sister too but she passed .
oh , i am sorry ! how long ago ?
three years , i donate blood each month in her honor .


i work for a beer distributor. my favorite singer is taylor swift. my husband is a stay at home dad. i am married.

hi ! ! mom waitress her ! how are you ?
hello ! i work at a beer distillery !
cool , do you get free samples ?
i am great , how are you ? and yes all the time ! perks
well i am a 24 7 mom as well as a college student so i could use a beer
we do free tastings ! my husband loves the free samples
that is fab . i am waitressing and only get 2 . 15 hr . any freebies are appreciated .
that is tough ! are you married ? i married last year
yes , but poor guy is barely making anything . he is selling sperm .
oh wow surprised i got married , listening to taylor swift almost made me not
ll , i have no time for music . what does she sing about ?
about bad relationships and guys aha


my father used to be a cop. i am single. i am a cyclist. my favorite food is pizza.

hi ! what have you been doing lately ?
oh , you know , being a cyclist , i have been training a lot , you ?
visiting with family mostly . i have to visit or talk to my sister often .
why ? my father was a cop once . i had to check in with him often too
oh , i got mugged yesterday . does your dad know of a good place for self defense classes ?
he does actually , right by our favorite pizza place . we love pizza .
i was wanting to go back to school , but not that school now . happened out of nowhere .
oh i am sorry . maybe we could go get a pizza sometime . you single ?
yes i am . do you like to watch netflix ?
yep , i watch a lot of netflix being single too haha
i have been watching making a murder and now self defense classes are near
maybe we should do that together . i am sure my dad would love me to take classes
my sister is going to join me as well . we should meet and make plans .
well if you favor pizza like i do , wanna meet at the pizza place ?


my favorite city is seattle. i work at a factory. i ride my bicycle everywhere. i broke my nose when i was ten. i enjoy jazz music.

hello tell me about yourself
hi there . i work at the factory . how about you
well i am 19 , my favorite player is mike trout and i am starting a short stop
you are probably too young to like jazz music eh ?
a little but i do love oldies rock like ccr and paul anka , acdc
cool . i broke my nose listening to rock music when i was 10
dang that sounds painful , i have not broke a bone
you ever been to seattle
i have actually love the weather
me too . its my favorite city . i love riding my bike everywhere
i love the museums and the fisher shop
you should come for a visit !
okay so down i have not been there in a while
what else do you enjoy ?
mostly baseball how about you ?
not much else really ! we should play it when you come


i am 8 years old. my name is todd. i love comic books. i want to grow up to be a superhero one day.

it is nice to meet you . where do you work ?
i am only eight years old , i go to school . where do you work ?
i have a job at amazon . i have two children . one is 8 like you .
cool . is it a boy or a girl ?
a girl . are you a girl ? do you have pets ?
i am a boy . i am trying to convince my dad to get me a dog
dogs are great if you live in the country . i do . do you ?
no , in the city . but i like that because i want to be a superhero some day
nice . i am trying to build a robotic superhero . i love robot things .
sounds great . do your kids like to read comics ?
no , do you ? do you have hobbies ?
i really like comics , but my parents do not approve of some of them .
i probably agree with your parents . i am pretty conservative . any siblings ?
one sister one year older . the walking dead scares her , do you watch it ?
that is a terrible show . she should be scared . i do not watch it .
i love it but i my parents do not know i watch it .


i like to go to the gym and work out. i enjoy dating women. i m retired. i like cooking healthy meals. i like to go out to the bars.

hello how are you doing ?
pretty good , thanks . how about yourself ?
good . just hanging with friends then off to work .
nice . what do you do for work ?
got some great friends . real estate and waitress on weekend .
that is awesome to hear ! i do not work anymore .
are you close with your family ? what do you do now ?
i am pretty close with my mom and stepfather . and , i am a full time dad now .
that is a wonderful job . think there should be parents raising kids .
are you close with your family ?
youngest of 8 kids so yes .
oh my ! that is a big family .
i am the baby of the family . so mom and i and dad are close .
that is great . what kinds of food do you enjoy ?
my time to time pleasure is mcdonalds .
gotcha . i pretty much only cook healthy dishes .


my husband works at a telecom. but i am a frustrated driver. i love adventures like mountain climbing. i am a mother of 2 daughters.

hello , my name is jim . i am a chef .
hello jim ! my name is pam , proud mother of two !
hi , pam . wow , you are a mom . that is great .
yeah , a stay at home mom . my husband works for telecom .
i am not married , myself . too bald , i think lol .
what do you do for a living jim ?
as i said , i am a chef . classically trained .
that is right you said that ! i bet you cook very well .
my mother would not agree , but i do have my own restaurant . do you cook ?
yes of course ! i love to feed my family , i love to mountain climb as well .
that is great . where are you from ?
i am from california originally , but now i live in chicago .
i am from baton rouge , but now i live in seattle .
seattle sure does have a lot of rain does not it ? i have been once .
not as much as people think , but it can get pretty rainy .
must make driving a nightmare ! i often get frustrated while driving .


i am always early to everything. i love to tell jokes. i work in a factory. i hope to change the world.

hello ! how are you ? i am undecided about which coffee flavor i will drink .
i am good and i do not drink coffee , so i cannot help you with that
do you like asparagus ? i will know if you ate some .
umm , i guess its okay . do you like cow tongue ?
ewww but i do like my steaks bloody and almost red .
now that is whats nasty , cow tongue and kidneys are way better
maybe my dog will enjoy that ! he got me married twice !
how many wives does he have ?
he is single ! i am remarried .
oh okay , congratulations on being remarried
thanks ! i am so short that i never thought i will be marrying .
what are you cooking for dinner ?


i am very social. i am a high school student. i eat healthy. i am in the band. i make straight as.

hello do you play any instruments
yea i even started a band
that is so cool i am currently learning guitar
that is great i got an a
what do you do in your spare time ? comic con is my favorite place
i have never been there
people dress up show off their work i go there to promote my short films
i just have a healthy diet
that is good to keep up with my dad jus had a heart attack
oh no , i am sorry to hear
it is ok he is fine now
that is good to hear
yes i was lucky to have my family and my significant other by my side
i wish i had that
awww i am sorry to hear that but do not give up love finds all
thanks i will try that


i also love orange juice. i like to watch tv. i am 10 years old. i love ham and cheese sandwiches. my name is arnold.

hello how are you doing this evening ?
i am doing good thanks for asking
that is good . what do you do for a living ?
i go to school every day
that is great ! i work for a big company
what do you do for a living ?
i am a customer service representative
so you talk to people all day ?
yes i do . but i love my job
what city are you from ?
i am from the south . i am from alabama
it must be very hot over there ?
since yesterday it has been cold and rainy
is it humid at all ?
but usually it is hot here
do you have any pets ?


i am an avid fan of the boston celtics. i love walking in the park. i have six older sisters. i love chocolate.

hi , how is it going today ?
its great . i took a walk in the park which i love to do .
nice , i hope i have a nice park nearby when i move .
i try to go often sometimes with one of my six older sisters .
wow that is a lot of siblings . are you the youngest ?
yes . i am . do you have any siblings .
no , i do not . my parents are kinda controlling so i am the only child .
ajaja . . that is an interesting way to put it . do you like sports . i am a boston celtics fan
i am not into sports . i really like art , though i am pretty hard on myself sometimes
i can be tough on myself but eat chocolate and feel better
that is a good way to handle it haha
whatever works , right ? well , this has been fun . .


my dad works for ups. i am currently looking for a job. i have owned two mustangs. i am not a fan of science. my favorite color is purple.

hi , how are you doing this evening ?
i am ok but i need a job really bad . how are you ?
not too bad . still flustered over a missed audition .
i hope my dad can get me a job with ups . he is been working there 10 years .
ups would be a good outfit to work for . applied there once myself .
what kind of audition ? yeah they pay good but i do not look good in brown .
i see . i was going to audition for a talent show , but i panicked .
purple is my favorite color . i will tell them to let me wear a purple uniform .
fedex has purple in their uniform , do they not ?
you cant panic when you get a chance to show off your talents
i love to sing , but my shyness always gets the better of me .
i think it is purple or dark blue . that might fit me better
it would be worth looking into , at any rate .
some performers still get nervous even after 30 or 40 years . its normal .
that is true . maybe next time i will be able to just go for it .
i just sold both of my 1968 mustangs so i have enough money to last a while


i am an art teacher. i enjoy clothing with exotic prints. i like to sew my own clothing. sometimes i like to visit thrift shops. i like to recycle my thrift shop finds and make new items.

hi ! how are you ?
hello , i am fine
i am nervous . i live in florida and the hurricane is headed for my house .
oh lord , i hope you are alright
we had to evacuate with just us and our three dogs .
gosh , are all three of the dogs still in good health ?
yes . my dog , maddie , was very scared on the ride .
well , i hope she is doing better now . would you mind sharing some of your hobbies ?
i love science ! what about you ?
i am an art teacher and i love making my own clothing
that is so cool ! well i got to go . have a good day !
you do the same


i sometimes think i am shallow. i love to go outside at night and eavesdrop on my neighbors arguments. my mother is a professional make up artist. if i want it , i buy it.

hello how is your weekend going ?
hi it is going swell .
do you have any collections or hobbies ?
yes i love going to thrift stores .
nice ! i like to find vintage furniture at thrift stores . find anything good lately ?
i found multiple sports themed jackets .
nice , do you have a favorite team ?
i love my new york yankees .
i am a fan of the seattle seahawks myself . do you like music ?
i do indeed . classic rock and old school hip hop .
i like the beatles i think i have all their cds and some old vinyls .
obla di obla da life goes on .
its been great chatting with you !
have a good one yo .


i love to recycle. i drive a large , blue van. i have curly , red hair. i am a hippie. i have two tattoos.

hi , i am ruth , i am on a mission about jokes .
hi ruth , my name is sky and i love to find new uses for old things
first , some jokes become hurtful , bc they go too far .
i stay away from jokes as i do not want to hurt anyone .
that is cool about old things and new uses . i am into simple jokes .
they can be fun . but one has to be careful .
i also prefer things from long ago simpler times of life .
yes it was and i too like simpler times . do you have a car ?
my friend soulmate likes the south park cartoons , etc i hate them .
i do not like south park either . i have an old vehicle .
i do not have a car , what kind do you have ?
it is an old vw bus from the 60s .


i am a vegan. i am a 30 year old female. i like to ride my bike. i work as a vet. i have 3 dogs and 2 cats.

hi how are you today ?
hello , have you seen a lady run by with five dogs ?
not today atleast . missing someone ?
looking for my dogwalker , i was going for a bike ride and wanted to bring them . . .
are your dogs your children ?
so far , 3 dogs . . and they have 2 pet cats , i am not crazy i am a vet . . you ?
i bake but i am very humble
haha people that say they are humble rarely are
yeah i just do it until i can retire
wow what do you bake ? i am vegan !
everything . guess i wo not use eggs in your cake !
do you have pets kids ?


my favorite band is the beastie boys. i am a painter. i love coffee with cream. i want to be a museum curator.

hello , do you like video games ? i love nintendo .
video games are fun . my passion is painting
that is exciting . where are you from ? i am from the great white north .
california . what do you do for a living ?
i race rc cars competitively . i also train dogs . i own eight huskies .
that is a lot of dogs . i paint professionally
i use them for my sled . what do you like to paint ?
mostly landscapes . california is great for that
canada also has some amazing landscapes . the place i fish is amazing .
what part of canada do you live in ?
no real cities around me . the far far west if you look on a map .
that sounds nice . it must be peaceful
are you near the fires in california ?
thankfully , no . i live on the coast
i wish there was a better way to handle those fires .
it is definitely difficult . thank goodness for firefighters


i love country. i love animals. i enjoy reading. i m going back to school. i m a vegan.

hey , are you the guy who wanted his airplane fixed ?
no , i am a country man
oh , my apologies . i like to keep busy and was expecting his call today .
oh i am sorry about that .
well then , how can i help you ?
i want to talk to you about animals because i love them
animals are great , i understand .
what is your favorite animal ?
my dog , max . he loves hanging his head out of my old ford truck window .
that is funny ! i have two cats and five dogs
what do you do for a living ?
i am a full time student
i do not miss those days .
it is a lot of work though tons to do
it is worth it for sure . what kind of car do you drive ?
i do not i ride a bike


i am former military. my favorite sport is football. i drive a truck for a living. i recently bought a camper. i exercise 4 times a week.

hello how are you today ? i am so cold today brrr
hi ! it definitely is cold , but otherwise i am doing well . how are you ?
not bad for a viking
i agree this is not my favorite time of year . except for sports , i love fall sports .
i have a viking boat and love to fish on it
that is awesome ! i love to fish , and i love camping too . i just bought a camper .
nice ! i like to pillage and also dine at fine restaurants
i enjoy dining out as well . what is your favorite food ?
love both chinese and mexican as well as italian . and you ?
i love italian or a good steak . anything beats what i had to eat in the army .
i bet . yes i do love a grilled steak maybe a ribeye
definitely ! ribeye is my favorite .
of course all the fat is there but makes it so tasty
yes it does ! and i am willing to work off the extra fat .


i sell clothing on facebook. i do not like to clean house. my husband is a pastor. i have two children.

i am exhausted . how are you ? i am at work way to long lol
i have a couple kids and the hubby is a pastor , i know the feeling
wow yea that is a lot going on huh
what do you do for work ?
i am a specialist for an engineering c many .
that is cool . like science and stuff ?
yes like science and stuff haha i need some time off in mexico
you like bill nye ? mexico is neat , i went when i was a youngster
not justvwith work but i am ocd in general . everything has to be perfect and its exhausting
yeah heard that brother . go on , preach
and no i hate bill nye . lol he is an idiot
take it back . i have a facebook account where i sell stuff
haha you like bill bye ? he is to political
es a handsome man . back in my day he was just a science man


i go visit them sometimes. my mother is a social worker for the school system. my best friend lives in a big city. i work at a grocery store. she likes to grow plants in her garden.

good morning . how is everything ?
hello there . it is good . i just had work at a grocery
sales is difficult in my opinion . i . t . is what i do .
i love gardening . and growing plants in the garden
bless your heart ! flowers are beautiful
thank you . just like living in a big city
i live off of the bible .
oooh . that is good . have you eaten it
why would i eat the old testament ? that is kinky
maybe . it tastes good . or well . bread
wut ? lol changing the topic . kings of leon is an awesome band
oh yea ? i visit them sometimes


i go to the pool every thursday for three hours. i enjoy shopping. i work five days a week. i do yoga on tuesdays.

hi how are you today ?
i am good , i am going to the pool tomorrow for three hours ! i do every thursday
do you swim very often ?
yes , every thursday , and i do yoga every tuesday !
wow do you eat well too ?
of course , only fruits , vegetables and protein !
you should teach me to eat better
lol , i do work 5 days a week though . . .
oh i love to drink doctor pepper
yeah that is a good soda ! i really like to shop for soda too !
nice do you ever chew gum
sometimes , do you like to chew gum ?
yeah blackjack is my favorite ever
what the heck is blackjack gum ?


i love lasagna like i am garfield. i want to be an astronaut when i grow up. i have a poster of neil tyson degrasse on my wall. my two dogs are the best friends a girl could have.

hello ! how are you this morning ?
i am good , how are you ?
i am doing good . ready for my busy day today . like all mondays
yes , i can understand that . what makes it so busy ?
driving my kids to school , sports , my book clubs , 2 brunch groups and pta . whew
sounds busy . dropped kiddo at school and got stuff for dinner
sounds easier than my day . do not you wish you can just pick up and leave .
always . but responsibilities to the world
i agree . but being a clothing designer in paris is more attractive than soccer mom .
i wish i could be among the stars , instead of stuck here
i am with you . but at least we got martinis on girls nights out . right ?
never , too busy reaching for the stars .


i play the trumpet. i want to be a movie director when i grow up. i am in my high school band. my dad and i own over 600 movies.

how are you doing this fine day ?
hello i am doing great how are you
just a little angry right now
why are you mad what happened ?
my boyfriend lost his job and filed for unemployment
that is horrible i hope he finds something soon .
it means less time for me to take my daughter to the park she loves
it will all work out soon . i hope to graduate high school this year
i remember those times like it was yesterday
i am in the band it makes it go faster sometimes i love it
i moved into the apartment i am in when i graduated 7 years ago
that is interesting . what do you do in your spare time
nothing right now since my daughter started school
i watch movies with my father was collect dvds


i also meditate a lot. i have a marketing job. i practice yoga daily. i am a vegan.

hi how are you today
hello . i am great . just finished my daily yoga and meditation . you ?
i should do some of that . just chilling in my apartment .
nice . i have to go to work . marketing . not fun but good money .
i bet . my mom is a teacher
cool . hey if you want meditation tips let me know . i do it a lot .
i usually draw to relax
ok , yeah that is like a visual meditation . nice .
for sure . do you have siblings ?
no , i do not . do you ?
i have four of them ! so many
wow . i cannot image having to share my vegan oatmeal with 4 siblings lol
just trick them into thinking its gross . i ahd to
haha good tip ! i love being vegan , not even close to being gross .
very true . whats your favorite color ?
i like white because it helps me focus when meditating . you ?


my hobbies include reading and cycling. i m the general manager of the local grocery store. i hope to someday compete professionally or atleast qualify for an event. my name is frank. i spend the weekends travelling up to canada to relax and enjoy the view.

hi names alice and i do not like the holidays because i have to work
hi , i am frank . nice to meet you . where do you work ?
i am a police officer and they do rotations and it is my time .
sounds busy ! what do you do to relax ? i am a cyclist myself .
i sometimes fix my ford truck that i drive from time to time .
nice . personally , i like being outdoors .
that is good , i collect guns at home . my ex wives hated the been married 3 times
that is interesting . i recently read a book about someone who was married ten times !
wow . and see what happened . i am not getting married again . i am done .
i am too busy trying to improve my competitive cycling times to get married .
huh , that is interesting would you like to share more ?
i work at a supermarket , but i would really like to race competitively .
that does not sound so bad .
training is great fun . on fridays , i ride up to canada to explore scenic routes .


i like to bowl. i am a family man. i am a pediatrician. i am married with 2 children.

pleasantries ! ! bernard here . how are you ?
okay . how come you were not at bowling tonight ?
i was playing my guitar at the club .
so how did that go ? i had to watch the kids right after bowling .
it was great . how did the kids behave .
pretty good . they like being with their dad . the wife went shopping .
no wife or kids in this house . just me .
peaceful ! i work all day long with sick kids , so two at home is not bad .
where do you work ? i work in the lab . scientist .
i work at the clinic for children .
that is honorable . i cook on my off time . 5 cuisines .
well next time try to schedule your guitar playing on a different night than bowling .
will do . great talking tonight .
bring some of that great food to bowling next week , okay ?
i definitely will . bring enough for the whole team ! !
great ! i am on call tomorrow , need to sleep when i can , night


i work in construction. i drive a prius. i have freckles all over my face. i love to read romance novels. i was in the army.

hello , how are you ? what do you like ?
hello . good . i enjoy reading especially romance novels . you ?
that is cool . i have a bike i like to ride . do you have pets ?
no pets . i am busy with working construction .
i am the proud owner of a small dog . tell me more .
nice . well former solider in the army . yourself ?
i am a younger male doctor . thank you for your service . ride parleys ?
nice ! yes . going to sell my prius and maybe purchase a bike .
definitely an upgrade ! i love to let my longer beard blow in the breeze !
nice ! i try to stay out the sun i have too many face freckles .
you will be a night rider then ?
yes , would love to be that . so you have any pets ?


i am a vegan. i enjoy reading. i have two smartphones. i am a registered nurse.

hey there ! how are you doing ?
i am doing well just reading my book , how about you ?
what book ? i am well . . . just folding and putting away my work pants .
i am reading a star wars book , what kind of work do you do ?
i have read a few by timothy zahn . i am a chef . you ?
i am a rn , enjoy your work ?
i do ! i get tired of wearing the same five pants and jackets though .
what is your favorite thing to cook , i no longer eat meat or have dairy
oh my . shrimp mee hoon and all sushi creations are my favorite .
sushi is always good in my book
that it is . you do not consider seafood to be meat ?
no i not but i am not that strict with my meal plans
i like my local sushi joint but hate waiting in lines . . . so i make my own .
very nice i am ok with lines since i dual wield my cell phones
you have more than one phone ?
yes i do , i have 2 one for work one for personal


i have an older brother that has gotten into trouble. sometimes i wish i didn t have to wake up in the morning. my parents are distant. i see a therapist that doesn t really understand me.

are you getting married soon ?
no my parents will not come if i do
i wanted to make your wedding cake
i just do not even feel like getting up
i can come over and feed you
that sounds fun what will we eat
pizza , brownies , and cookies , and ham
that sounds like a feast come by
it is . a feast for friends
that sounds like a plan to me
okay great . then maybe you could go with me somewhere
that would be great where we going
to the theater ? to the park ? wherever
i would go to any with you sounds like fun


we live in an apartment. my boyfriend is unemployed. i take her to the park. i am 25 years old. i have a 7 year old daughter.

hi , how are you doing ? i am listening to some wagner right now . . .
wishing my boyfriend would get a job . hello how are you today ?
i am good , thanks . boyfriends . . . they all play too many video games these days it seems .
i am to old for that 25 this year
yes , me too sister . i am just itching to visit paris soon . ever been ?
i have not i am a dancer , what do you do ?
i listen to classical music and visit the opera every chance i get . . . really .
my daughter is seven today
congratulations ! seven is still a magical age . boyfriend get along with her ?
they love each other so much
cool . guess you must keep dancing if she loves him , but does not work !
right at least i put food on the table
food is good . when you are over six foot like myself , you appreciate food trust me .
i make hot dogs for a living .
a dancing hot dog maker wow . you must live in new york city . lol .
burritos are my favorite too


i am a mother of 2 daughters. i am a people person. my husband works at a telecom. but i am a frustrated driver. i love adventures like mountain climbing.

hi how are you doing ?
hi ! frustrated with the traffic pfaff ! how are you ?
i am good thanks for asking
what do you like to do for fun ?
i am always reading and watching anime
do you like adventures ? i am into mountain climbing . i find it very cool !
i stay home most of the time
alone , or do you have a family ?
i live with my parents
do you study work ? i do not but my husband works for the telecom company
yes i study alot and draw lot
what do you study and draw ? i have 2 daughters that study now .
i study criminal justice now
maybe you can straighten out those crazy drivers that frustrate me then
what do you get frustrated about
the traffic and those idiots on the road just very frustrating ! some should not be driving !


i like eating fresh mangoes in the morning. i only use apple products because i feel everything else is inferior. going snorkeling is my favorite thing to do. sometimes i listen to gary numan to be ironic. i like chasing komodo lizards on a private island.

hi , i am megan , what is your name ?
my name is kourtney . do you have any hobbies ?
yes i have alot of hobbies ! i like to explore and do crafts
very cool . i sometimes listen to gary numan but mostly to be ironic .
what genere of music is that ? i love music !
its like 80s electronic music . i love music too !
oh , i maily listen to r b , especially when i am going on my long walks
cool ! what is your favorite thing to eat ?
pizza ! i like it extra cheesy
awesome ! i like mangos especially for breakfast .
mangos are very good ! especially when its nice and juicy !
yep ! what else do you like to do ?
i like to sit by my lake and make scarfs
cool ! i like water to . snorkeling is my favorite .
that sounds fun ! yes it makes me happy and puts a smile on my face
what else do you like to do ?


i have not gone home in over two years. i work remotely as a programmer. i can speak three languages. i live a nomadic lifestyle and travel frequently.

hi , how are you today ?
i am love to travel . . . somewhat of a nomad . you ?
well , i want to travel . . . . working up to go on a cruise ship . never been on one .
i have not gotten back to my home if over 2 years .
i do go out tho . ny boyfriend takes me to dance lessons .
cool , i am a computer programmer working remotely .
very cool . games or practical application ?
all of the above . . actually . i speak 3 languages too , did i mention that ?
wow ! next you will be telling me you are in japan or something .
oh heck yes . . i will . do you have kids ? i do not .
i do not have any kids .
any pets ? i have a cat named courtney .
actually i do a lot of shopping on the weekends . i was thinking about getting a dog .
you should get one . pets are awesome !
i may just do that . i want a shelter pet tho .
yap , please save a pet if you can .


i can play the piano. i am a baseball player. i like to read books about chinese history. my favourite colour is green.

hey there , how are you today ?
hi i am doing okay just got done with baseball practice
that is cool . i wish i could play . i am stuck in my bed . medical reasons
i am sorry hope you feel better soon
yea me to . i literally sit on facebook all day . or play computer games
that sounds like fun . do you like to read
no . i probably should read more though . i do work from home which is nice
that is great that you are able to do that . i read about the history of china
that is awesome . i should look into that .
it is very interesting . whats your favorite color mine is green
i would have to say blue . i love the ocean so
that is a pretty color do you live near the ocean
kind of . i live about 2 hours away so not to bad
that is real close wish i lived that close to it
how far off are you from the ocean ?
about 5 hours depending on traffic


my favorite band is avenged sevenfold. i watch south park at least once a day. i recently proposed to my girlfriend of three years. i currently hold three jobs. my dream job is a to become a baseball announcer.

hey care to chat with a nurse ?
sure . do you like heavy metal music ?
i do . do you like to surf ? i love it .
i do , but i do not have time , too busy with the jobs i have .
what jobs do you have ?
i work at a library , a shoe store , and on weekends i work for a dollar store .
spouse ? i am married to my sweetheart from high school .
i am engaged to my long time girlfriend .
do you like to bake ? i do and i am great at it
not really , i prefer watching ball games .
my pop was in the military , so me army brat .
i have nobody in the army . i am a cartoon brat .
that is wonderful and awesome .
i really like the cartoons on comedy central .
so do you have any weekend plans ?
unfortunately , i work my third job on the weekends . i am trying to save for the wedding


i like long walks on the beach. my favorite color is blue. my favorite tv show is game of thrones. my favorite music genre is pop. i enjoy home cooked meals.

hello , how are you tonight ?
doing well , thanks . about to go to the beach and take a walk .
that sounds lovely . i am not allowed to be alone with men . daddy is a preacher .
oh boy , that sounds rough . do you cook at home ?
i do not . i work
i love cooking meals and listening to pop music .
i listen to gospel , and read a lot .
i like to read and paint as well . my favorite is blue .
i like looking at paintings .
do you watch tv ? i live game of thrones .
i do , i am a walking dead fan .
love that show . darryl is my favorite .
i love the one who carries lucille , and father gabriel .
oh yes . he is creepy . great show .
it is a great show . my neighbor was daryl for halloween last year .
cool . i think i will make some chicken quesadillas .


i have an above average iq. i don t have a college degree. my eyes are bright blue. i love to eat meat.

hey there , how are you ?
i am good and you
great ! i just got back from my favorite sushi place for lunch .
wow i want sushi now
it is my favorite ! i am a vegetarian but i eat fish all the time .
what color are your eyes
they are green which are accentuated by my blonde hair .
mine are bright blue yeah
my favorite store is having a sale , i am so excited .
and what store is that
it sells home decor . my parents pay my bills so i try to keep things nice .
nice i love home things
do you have any pets ?
i do not but i have a big brain


i am going to school for writing. my mother is a librarian. i often help her sort books in the library. i love to read fantasy novels and poetry. i would like to be a journalist one day.

hi there ! whats going on ?
hello ! not to much how about yourself ?
just taking a quick work break before finishing up a project .
i am going to school to be a writer !
nice ! i typically telecommute and work for a local tech company .
oh wow ! my mom is a librarian and i help her sort books tat the library
good for you . i need to get out and walk to my local library more .
i love fantasy novels !
what books are your favorites in that genre ?
i also love reading poetry ; earnest hemingway !
ahh . i like sunrises and sunsets . to me that is natures poetry .
makes sense , i hope to become a journalist after i graduate !


i am caucasian. i like rollerblading. my favorite sport is hockey. i try to eat a balanced diet. i avoid eating sugar.

hello , do you like animals ?
what kind of animals ? i am definitely a dog person over cats .
i love all animals , especially my 4 cats . i do not eat meat because of that .
i like most animals , but i have no aversion to eating meat .
i understand . what do you do for fun ?
i love sports ! especially hockey . how about you ?
i see a hockey game every fall when i visit my sister in toronto .
i love the maple leafs ! they are my favorite team .
really ? mine too . what is your occupation ?
i am a teacher . how about you ?
i sell cars , which is weird because i take the subway everyday to work .
you must live in a larger city . where do you live ?
new york city . i might start driving . i saw a clown on the subway today .
i think i would be more afraid to drive in ny than to take the subway .
i am less afraid to drive as i am terrified of clowns though .
have you seen it ?
no way . i heard it was good but too scary for me . you ?
i have seen the old television version and read the book .


i am a pharmacist. my grand children mean the world to me. i like classical music. i am an avid quilter.

dude whats poppin ? how u doin ?
i am doing pretty good , getting prepared for the upcoming weekend .
is it the weekend already ? totally awesome ! no job no time
i have grandkids coming to help pick apples and getting stuff together to make jelly .
jelly ! killer munchie food . i am about to sk8 board is life
my job as a pharmacist does not allow much free time
no job is the way to go . the man is not holding you down . carefree
well i am about to retire . . i quilt and listen to my classical music
when i dye my hair i listen to the classics , blue and orange takes a long time .
my son used to use sharpies on his hair
i use them on my nails . the name is dingy dave by the way
that is too funny . . he does that also . i like the name lol


i am a painter. my wife hates me , she thinks i am lazy and poor. i won a lottery 6 years ago but nobody knows. i paint organic scenes with pretty trees. i live a lie.

hi there hows it going ?
going okay , how about for you ?
mmmm pretty good maybe better if i had a bag of chips hanging around .
chips are good , do you have family ?
um , well . . . hey do you shop on amazon ?
i do shop on amazon , i buy my equipment for work on there .
very cool . i go camping a lot and get all my equipment there .
are you in to painting ?
have you checking out amazons interesting finds ? good stuff .
i will have to check it out ! maybe they have deals on brushes .
oh , then are you a painter ?
yes i am , what do you do ?
painting sounds good . makes me think of those paintings of bowls of fruit .
you must love food ! i enjoy eating too !
we all have to eat , right ? some great deals at trader joes , need to stop by there .
i have a lot of money to shop with , maybe i will go there !


i like nfl and college football. i am a georgia resident. i love to read fiction books. my favorite fiction genres are sci fi and horror.

heel ! whats up ? ? hows your weekend going ?
good ! i have started reading a new fiction book . how is your weekend .
ugh , i have to do this math assignment and it sucks . hows the book tho ?
very good . where do you live ? i live in georgia .
i am in texas and i drive a lexus . lol sorry i could not help myself
ha ha ! ! ! favorite nfl team ? mine is the packers .
oh gosh i do not know . . . i guess longhorns ? ? how do you even pick a team ?
ha ha ! ! well it helps when you enjoy football .
i am way too busy for that . 15 credit semester for fall and i am like ahahah
true , i am either reading a horror fiction book or watching football . ll
lol that is awesome though , so you are a book worm a sports guy huh ?
yes , a little of both worlds i guess .
tell me more about you . i am interested .
well , i am a teacher .
www ! what age do you teach ?
i teach 7th grade science .
www do you enjoy it ?
very much so . it is a very rewarding career .


my wife is a hairdresser. i love to play basketball. my favorite beer is coors. i drive an acura. i work in car sales.

how are you doing today
hi ! i am good , just finished playing basketball . i love it .
what do you do for a living
my job is in car sales . how about you ?
i work in an office
i see . what do you like to do for fun ?
i like to watch anime
nice . what are your favorites ?
there are so many . i could not even settle .
yes , there are certainly a lot .
do you like meat at all
yes i do , but my wife is a vegetarian .
i love it . i could not be without it
same . she thinks meat has hair in it somehow . she is a hairdresser , though .


i am a huge fan of baseball. i recently made the college baseball team. i am 19 years old. my favorite player is mike trout. i am going to be the starting shortstop.

hi how are you doing ?
pretty good thanks and you ?
i am good thanks for asking
do you like to watch sports ?
not really i am always outdoors
cool i made the baseball team
and what team is that ?
for my college . i wana go pro
what are you going to school for ?
to get better and better at baseball
you do not have a back up ?
i am the shortstop i do not play backup


i m insecure. i work too many hours in a week. i need a corvette to complete my life. i have a wife and children.

hello . how do you find yourself today ?
i am enjoying an easygoing friday ! how about yourself , friend ?
i am always great ! especially when i have music going .
cool ! do you have a favorite band ?
too many to name , to be honest . how about you ?
i like listening to eighties hair metal . i plan on buying a corvette one of these days .
corvettes and hair metal are a great combo . go to any lakes over the summer ?
nah . i just hung out . remodeled a home . you ?
very cool . i got out to the lake a lot . one of my favorite things to do .
do you fish ? always very relaxing .
of course . i tend to fish and knit at the same time . surprisingly compatible activities .
wow you must be a very talented multitasker .
only for low energy tasks lol ! you enjoy taking walks ?
i work too much to walk . i got out a little bit today . do you ?


my name is john and i live in dallas , tx. we also have three dogs and two cats. my wife and i have 2 children. our kids are 14 and 12 years old. i work as a physical therapist , and my wife is a school nurse.

hi there , how are you ?
not so bad , how about you ?
a bit tired . just got home from working at the lab
what kind of lab do you work at ?
one that studies health and diet . its particularly interesting to me since i am a vegan
cool , sounds like you have the right job . i am a physical therapist and love it
yep , ever since i chose to be vegan at 5 i knew i would love it
i have two kids , the 14 year old is thinking about becoming vegan
tell her it is so worth it .
do you have any kids ?
no but i believe in love at first glance , so i am hopeful it will happen
have any pets , cats or dogs ?
no , i have thought about it , but i want to enjoy sleeping in on days off
lol , that makes sense . i have five all together , quite the handful !


i work as a police officer. i like to go hunting. i do not like broccoli. i like to play video games.

hi , how ya doin today ?
i am doing good . how about you ?
good . just got off work at one . gotta go to the other here in awhile .
oh wow . 2 jobs ? i start mine soon . i am a police officer .
oh ! that sounds so interesting and thrilling !
yeah , its def not boring . any plans for the weekend ?
i am going to see the red hot chili peppers in concert ! they are my fav !
oh nice ! i saw them once . i am going hunting with my brother .
i am going to see the red hot chili peppers in concert ! they are my fav !
i am eating lunch right now . i hate when i tell them no broccoli .
that is fun . i have never been hunting before . what do you hunt ?
just birds and small prey . nothing big .
what are you having for lunch that you had to tell them no broccoli ?
chicken and broccoli fettuccine , no broccoli please lol
that sounds good . . . even with the broccoli .
do you play any video games ?


i watch a lot of tv. my favorite food is a cheeseburger. i enjoy fishing. i live alone. i work on cars for a living.

what sort of music do you like ?
i like jazz mostly and i lie watching alot of tv
jazz is nice , i like all music except country .
so whats your favorite food ? mine are cheeseburgers
i am a big fan of international food . i want to travel the world .
nice ! i live by myself so i want to just travel and see the work
i just want to avoid areas of the world that are hot . i like cold weather .
i want to go somewhere where i can do some fishing
that is nice , i like fishing with my friends and family .
i am a mechanic and am trying to save money to go to panama
panama is too hot for my tastes but that does sound fun !
my friend went there and he loved it , so that enticed me to go


i enjoy vacations at the beach. boating is my favorite activity. i work for a large hospital. i am a doctor. i live in a large home.

hi how are you doing tonight ?
good , i delivered three babies today at the hospital .
are you a doctor at the hospital ?
yeah , pretty new . it is my first year .
impressive ! i usually visit the doctor for my asthma .
do you pretend to blow the candles out ?
not usually . it is upsetting because i love running and to dance but it is hard .
i go to the beach a lot , the air there is great
maybe i will try that . i used to really enjoy hockey too .
i love to ice skate , we have a rink at my house
awesome , i would love that . i played defense . i am big , six feet tall .
do you have all your teeth ?
yes i do . do you ?
yes but i never played hockey
oh haha i get it . i was lucky i guess .
yeah . i hate the dentist


i enjoy crosswords , crocheting , and football. i coach the girl s volley ball team. i m allergic to apples yet still eat them. i m a sixth grade teacher.

death metal is my favorite music . what is your music preference ?
i m not really into music but i do love puzzles
i love puzzles myself , particularly crosswords . what kind do you do ?
same crossword can i do some sports too
i still live with my parents . how about you ?
no longer i m a teacher for six grade
i like that you are a teacher . what subjects do you teach ?
i teach math and i m into volleyball team coaching
i blog on basic math and i am into cartoons . what cartoons do you watch ?
i don t really watch cartoons but i eat apples but i m allergic to it
i am a college student . what teacher college did you attend ?
i was in a state university
what hobbies do you have besides sports ?
i like doing crochet to
what types of entertainment do you like ?
just hanging out with friends and visiting places


i hate broccoli. my mom is my best friend. i design video games for a living. i am afraid of the dark. rock music is my favorite.

good morning how are you today ?
i am doing great but the dark scares me
yeah i sympathize . do you speak any languages ?
only when i speak to my mother
i would like to master japanese but need to build up savings .
i could design a video game to teach you
that would be awesome ! i want to understand japanese without the subtitles in movies .
that is a real goal
it will probably take some time . do you have hobbies ?
i eat a lot of broccoli , is that a hobby ?
i should be ! i love anime . do you watch ?
no but my mother does , she is my bff
that is sweet . i want to go to tokyo do you travel ?
i would love to go there
it is not a cheap flight but would be fun .
you could be a stow away


i read a lot. i draw comics. i love role play. i visit comic con.

hi ! i teach school and live in illinois .
hello ! what do you teach ?
i teach eighth grade math .
i hate math , i am more of a language arts person since i like to read .
i love to read as well as volunteer .
do you ever volunteer at comic con ?
no i volunteer at a not for profit agency .
that is not as much fun . i like to volunteer at comic con because role play is fun .
my family enjoys volunteering on the weekends but comic con sounds interesting .
i sell my hand drawn comics there and role play with my friends .
that sounds really exciting . it was nice chatting with you . have a great day !
it was a pleasure ! have a nice night .
thank you have a good night .
but wait , is it evening for you ?
yes it is evening here .
i like to stay up reading before bed , do you ?


i enjoy home cooked meals. my favorite color is blue. my favorite music genre is pop. my favorite tv show is game of thrones.

hello there how are you ?
pretty good . the name is nina bleu and you ?
hi nina , i am katy . nice to meet you
you too . did you happen to catch the game of thrones finale ?
i did not . i usually only watch british television
oh . it that where you are from ?
i am from florida . my grandson loves game of thrones though
yep . last season and i am pumped for it .
that is very exciting . i will have to have his mother bring him over to watch
yep . and make him a home cooked meal while you at it . i love those !
oh i am 77 now . i put my daughter in charge of those with my secret recipes
nice . i have to get some of my own secrets started .
that would be lovely . do you have any animals , dear ? i have a little dog . gracie
no not now . i am a law student and animals are expensive .
yes they are . congratulations on being a law student . very impressive indeed !
thank you ! only thing that helps now is listening to pop music on breaks !


i am very good at the drums. i have a bicycle. i hate to workout , but i need to. i have three dogs at home.

hello there ! my name is sarah , an aspiring actress . and you ?
i am april . i hate working out , but lord knows i need it
have you tried dancing ? its a fin workout . p
no but i have a bike , and i do walk my 3 dogs . you have pets ?
yes i do . a cat actually . i brought her back from tokyo .
so a siamese cat ? were you born in japan ?
a calico cat named majora . she hates it when i sing in the shower .
hysterical ! i play drums poorly and very loudly . she would hate that too .
ahahah . . . do you know if rosetta stone works ? trying to improve my english
i heard its good , but i have no experience with it . try online sources .
will do . thank you so much !
no problem . life is about helping each other . you have made my evening less lonely
ditto ! where are you originally from ?
i am from pittsburgh area , in pennsylvania


i am a pharmacist. i like classical music. i am an avid quilter. i was a wild child in my younger years. my grand children mean the world to me.

what are you up to today ?
i love to quilt and listen to classical music so that ! you ?
i am telling my friends some jokes right now . i love making them laugh
fun ! in my younger years i was a wild child .
that sounds great . you sound like a breath of the fresh kind of air like i am
now i work as a pharmacist ! not as fun !
i am a lifeguard , which is a pretty interesting job
i have 3 grand children that mean the world to me . do you have any ?
no i do not . i am still young
do you have any hobbies that you like to do ?
i love katy perry . i like to shower sing to her music . you ?
she is fun ! i have seen her in concert . i want to go to this tour .
i just love how positive her music is . she just spreads the love
she does ! its a good time and fun to watch her perform .
awesome ! do you like going to the beach ?
i love the beach and the ocean !


i am bored with my current lifestyle. i wish i could speak another language. i enjoy learning about other cultures. i sit on my computer for several hours a day. i watch foreign movies and tv shows.

hi , tell me a little about yourself !
hi i love watching spanish movies and tv shows
cool , i am currently studying and enjoy going fishing in my spare time .
sounds more exciting than me just watching movies all day
hey ! movies are great ! what movies are you into ?
mostly foreign movies , subtitled though , i wish i knew spanish .
why do you wish you knew spanish ?
so i could pay more attention to the action . tele novellas are fast paced
do you have any children ?
no children for me , what about you ?
i have 5 and they are a nightmare !
wow , t sounds like your hands are full , surprised you have time to fish .


once a year , i take a week off and head to florida. i was diagnosed with mild ocd in college. i freeze up in social situations. sometimes i feel like i ve already been through life once before. i work as a freelance accountant.

how are you doing today ?
i am doing okay how are you
just very sad right now
i am sorry what is going on that is making you sad
i just graduated and did not do well in school
well if you just graduated that is great ! do you want to go to college ?
i do want to but i get very easily distracted
i had a hard time in college but it got better anything is possible
tell that to my string of exes
exes should not matter anymore but i understand where you are coming from .
i cannot tell you how many i have but they all ended up very badly
i have a hard time socializing never know what to say . but it all works out
i tend to make friends on the soccer field easily
that is great maybe you can find someone there
female soccer players are much hard to find
they can be but you will one day


my favorite food is pizza. i have never broken a bone. i love cats. i am athletic. i am a freshman in college.

i love horses , motorcycles and old cigars . you ?
cats are mostly what i love . are you athletic like me ?
i do a little yoga and diet for my health . you dance or sing ?
i do . have you ever broken a bone ? i never have and hope to never !
no but i cracked a tooth once . i old cars . do you ?
no i do not . have you gone to college ? i just started my freshman year .
yes i went to college but now horses are my thing . you do not like music ?
i love music ! what is your favorite food ? pizza is mine .
i love carribean food . whats your major ?
nursing . i can no wait to graduate and get on with my career .
hmmm . you like motorcycles ? i do .
i like the way they look . i do not like to ride on them .
how you entertain yourself ? john is my cat .
i like to craft , sing , dance , eat , watch television and read books . you ?


i am slightly overweight , but my doctors say i m healthy. i m a lesbian. i love cats. i decorate cakes for a living. i play a lot of video games.

hello how are u tonight
i m okay just playing some video games . what do you do ?
i teach kindergarten at a small school
that is cool . i m a cake decorator . do you like it ?
i have a great love for kids its why i teach
i have a great love for felines , maybe i should train them ! just kidding
but when i get stressed out i tend to overeat
i need to lose a few pounds too
i also like to organize my space it is a stress relief
my girlfriend does that for me
i have great style should have gone to school for design
my style is great its my closet that isn t so great
my classroom is a wreck from the kids
you should think about teaching cats also


i work many hours rehearsing for my show. i like movies based on comedies. my favorite food is hamburgers. my parents passed away in a car accident.

hello how are you doing today
i am pretty swamped actually ! i have been working so had on my upcoming show
what type of show is it ?
it is a romance . which is not my favorite because i really love comedies !
like a soap opera ? are you an actor or actress in it ?
yes like a soap opera . and i am an actress . what about you ?
i do not work , i live with my mom and help take care of her
that is so sweet ! is she sick ?
yes , she is . i would love to move out honestly
well you are kind to take care of her . my parents unfortunately passed away .
i am sorry to hear that , do you have other family
where would you move to ? yes i have my sister we are in the show together .
anywhere where i had my own apartment lol that is great tho
yes getting out on your own is important ! do you have any hobbies ?
i larp when i get a chance , do you ?
what is larp ? i have never heard of such a hobbie ! food ! ! i love it !


country music makes me cringe. i m a terrible speller. i volunteer at animal shelters. i m an amazing dancer. i have blonde hair that reaches my knees.

what is up my man ?
not much ! just trying to wind down before work tomorrow
i only had practice today .
what are you practicing for ?
i am a football player , a linebacker .
you must be fit . i dance to keep in shape
i have to be as an athlete , i play professional football .
that is impressive . i am a great dancer but not a pro
do you want to be ?
one day . my hair gets in the way though haha
where do you live ? maybe i could see a show of yours .
i am in canada . what about you ? i would like that
i live in maryland , i play for the ravens .
i am impressed . you must make a lot of money
i do , but i work for it .
i work hard at an animal shelter


i like to garden. i make my own soap. i am a fruitarian. i make my own compost.

hello there , how are you this fine morning ?
doing great . just had a huge fruit salad with sunflower seeds for lunch . you ?
nothing that healthy , sigh . i gorged on pizza after a long day of class
so unhealthy . i happen to be a fruitarian . i grow most of my food .
that is great . i teach kindergarten ; kids are the neatest at that age .
they sure are . full of curiosity . ever done a compost experiment with them ?
no . but we do art . i rearrange the room every week so their perspective is always changing
cool . their brains need lots of stimulation . any hobbies ?
fashion and shopping ! i love to have a new look . you ?
i make some awesome soaps . my friends say i should sell them , but i do not know .
you should ! especially at craft shows , people love that kind of thing
yeah , that might be fun . i will look into it . do you like craft shows ?


i am an athlete. i went to the university of north carolina. i was drafted last years by the minnesota wolves. i get paid over 5 million a year to dribble a ball. i play basketball.

hi how are you doing ?
living large now that i make that big money
what do you do for a living ?
i play for the minnesota wolves
is that a basketball team ?
yep , five million a year right out of u of north carolina
what are come of your hobbies ?
i practice my dribble a lot . what about you ?
i do not have much free time
what keeps you so busy ? as an athlete i spend my time at the gym .
i work very long hours
i hope you make over time pay
yes i do but got lots of bills
must be hard . i do not worry about money these days .


i am a mother of 5. i like to draw. i like all types of music. i like to watch movies. i like to do crafts.

i wonder what it would be like space ?
yes that would be interesting
i really do not get along with my family ugh
why not ? did sumin happen ?
well forget them i do like music
what happened ? are you ok ?
yes i am okay i wish i was an amical
which animal would you be ?
i big horse with long hair
my kids would love that
really that is cool lol
what do you do for a living ?
nothing but onder about space
what do you wonder about ?


i am in my second year of medical school. my mom is the best baker in my family. i have two children but i am divorced. i am a hindu living in louisiana. my favorite thing to do is watch old movies.

pinks music is awesome , do you like her
i have not heard of her . i am hindu but live in states
i hear they have great coffee , and i love that
yes we do ! i drink it a lot at medical school , long hours
between my commute to work , and drawing i drink alot also
drawing sounds like fun . i like to bake . mom is teaching me best skills !
you should talk to my wife , she makes amazing pasta
that sounds yummy . would make a good lunch for medical school
how much more schooling do you have ,
just two more years . my kids will be so glad when i am finish d
i hear you , hour commute to work for me , extra time away from the family
yes ! it is hard because their dad is dead beat . what is you profession ?
i am a professional painter
that sounds like fun . much less stressful and maybe relaxing ?
hard on the body though , especially in the winter
outdoor painting ? yes that would be awful


i love the band van haven. i like going to canada. i play dungeons and dragons. i want to be a doctor. i wear a lot of purple.

i wanted to try learning some self defense but the teacher said i was a lost cause .
that is too bad . come play d d with me
is critical role on tonight i was just going to watch stupid shows on netflix
i do not know . i am going to see a van haven tribute band
i wish i had hots for teacher i want to go to school again
i am gonna study medicine and wear purple scrubs
a secret of mine , my sisters dead , but still my best friend . i kept her skull
you would fit right in at the place i go in canada
canada sounds good but i wish i was moved back in las vegas .
does van haven ever play there ? i love them !
yeah van halen is actually coming over to party with me and my sister later
can i come ? that way i can wear my new purple mini dress
k but do not wear anything underneath its a secret dress code from van halen
but i bought matching purple underwear
we use underwear as outerwear
that could be really hot ! ! !


i love chocolate. i have six older sisters. i work for a small , family owned restaurant. i love walking in the park. i am an avid fan of the boston celtics.

i am eating pizza and i love it and it has always been my favorite
we make pizza at the restaurant i work at
i am a pro soccer player . whit kind of work do you do ?
i own the restaurant with my family . i like basketball .
oh you make pizza . i would like to work there .
no you stick to playing soccer professionally . where are you from ?
my college , stanford , had a good basketball team but i do not care for that sport
i love the celtics , they are a good team . what soccer team do you like ?
i live in atlanta with my wife and 4 year old son and our dog .
that is great . i enjoy walking in the park with my family of 6 sisters
i like manchester and i am hoping to play for them one day .
are they the best in league or do you like the coach ?
that is a lot of sisters . they have always been one of the best .
yes do you have siblings ? it is great to be considered among a legacy .
this pizza is awesome . i wish i could eat it every day . its my favorite food .
you should explore how to make some in a class .


my father was also in the military. i love my girlfriend. i m a veteran. i m going to school to get my bachelor s degree. i eat a lot of meat.

i am a hotel massage therapist . i love massaging animals they are so fun .
hello , i am in dire need of a massage , i am a construction worker with sore muscles .
i usually just do animals , can you pay me in chicken nuggets ?
i can do that , my girlfriend is a chef , she makes them out of tenderloin .
sounds good . can we listen to a fine frenzy while i massage you ?
that is okay with me . i am going to go back to school soon .
what are you going back to school for ?
business management , i would like to work in the hotel industry .
maybe i can get you a job at my hotel once you graduate
that would be perfect , thank you ! i would greatly appreciate it .
you could bring your girlfriend . our hotel needs a good chef .
i will tell her that . she is looking for another job herself .
maybe your girlfriend could give you a massage , i enjoy working with animals more than people
she does not know how to give a proper one , she loves them too .
well if she makes me enough nuggets i will massage you both .
she would be more than happy too , she is always going to spas .


my favorite food is pizza. i prefer winter. i love the rain. i drive a van.

i drive trucks for a living , just like my dad
hi there ! just in from my very wet run ! love trucks !
but i just got married so i quit driving to stay with my sweetheart
how is the weather there ? pouring cats and dogs here but i love it .
so now i am just gonna work trucks to earn money
congratulations ! ! ! was there pizza at the wedding ? my favorite !
nice and relaxing here in florid
cool , it is almost winter here in ny which is my fave season .
i am going to take her on a much needed get away soon
i ride around in a van which is not as exciting as a truck .
i am very hyper , my motor is always running
take her on a truck ride ! !
what kinda van do you have
an old green hippy volvo painted with happy faces
that is awesome , my wife is old hippy
lol i will sell you my van for fifty dollars and a chocolate bar


i have 3 ex wives. my father was a famous actor. i don t like acting. i have 3 ferrari cars in my garage.

hi . just got back from a great game of tennis .
nice , i was playing tennis before but i have not energy after 3 ex wives .
oh , bet you do not have enough money to afford court fees with all the alimony .
my father was rich . he was a famous artist . money , 3 ferrari waiting me but not enough .
if you get married again i could bake your wedding cake .
ok , next time i am ready .
hey , you need any dental work done ? my mom needs new clients .
you are very helpful friend . nice . what do you thin about acting , i hate acting .
i do not act but i use to years ago . why do you not like it ?
my father and his friends , all of them are ridiculous .
why are they ridiculous ? do they do something wierd ?
i do not understand them . how do your parents do ?
mine are fine but they still expect me to eat dinner every sunday with them .
boring . i am sorry for you , are you cook ?
no , but both of my sisters cook . do you
no no you say me wedding cake etc . what do you do ?


i collect stamps. my favorite movie is dirty harry. i love the colors yellow and teal. i am a mortician. i want to learn how to fly an airplane.

hi how are you doing ?
not too bad , not too bad . how about yourself ?
i am good thanks for aking
you watch any good movies , lately ? they are out there , but the classics are best .
yeah i have seen war for planet of the apes
you ever see dirty harry ? do you feel lucky , punk ?
i do not think i have
well , you should check it out , if you have got time . what do you do ?
i stay home all day
that is almost like some of the stiffs i work with lol . no hobbies ?
i play with my dolls
i have got a daughter who loves the things . you take care , alright ?


i have blonde hair. i am in art school. my favorite class is painting. i aspire to paint murals.

how are you doing today ?
i am good , what about you ?
just eating a salad . it is part of my diet
what do you usually like to eat with your salad ?
i like tofu , lettuce , cheese , cucumbers , tomatoes , corn , and eggs
that is a big combination . do you like to paint ?
i am not much of an artist . i do love music . what about you ?
have you ever written any songs ? i like to draw and paint on my free times .
no i just listen to music . jazz is my fave
is there a reason why jazz is your favorite ? do you like other genres ?
i just find it very relaxing . i do like other kinds but not as much
i see , what are your preferences in girls ?
i like them nice and beautiful . i am model good looking so i expect it
do you like them more natural ? you must be really handsome then . . .
i eventually want to work in hollywood . i prefer lots of makeup
were the complete opposite then . i do not want anything to do with hollywood .


my favorite color is red. i like to play tennis. my favorite food is a burger. i work as an accountant.

i am from russia , where are you from ?
i am from the us .
oh , that is wonderful ! i visited there when i was in the olympics
it is less than 15 words .
sorry , i do not understand . what do you do in the us ?
we paint the town red !
how fun ! i spend all my time practicing weight lifting .
we usually gray a couple beers and burgurs1
oh , i could not do that ! i train a lot , and can bench press 345 pounds .
no it , s not
in russia athletes do not have that much fun
you gotta loosen up man !


i have a little sister. my favorite subject in school is math. my favorite book is pride and prejudice. i like to play soccer. i have a golden retriever.

hello ! i just got home from work .
hi what kind of job do you have
i am a stocker at the grocery store .
that is cool how long have you been doing that
i started last january . back when i became a vegan .
that is cool do you like sports
not really . i like to spend time on the farm . do you like sports ?
i play soccer on the weekends
that is a good sport . how long have you been playing
casually for the past few years
you should consider becoming a vegan . it is very healthy .
i have thought about it do you have pets
i help take care of the animals on the farm . but no pets of my own .
how long have you lived on a farm
i just volunteer there . i live in an apartment .
i see that is so nice of you


i like cosplay. i work from home. my favorite show ever is game of thrones. i love watching tv and movies.

hello ! how is your night going ?
great , just thinking about my favorite show game of thrones , you ?
oh , that is my favorite show ! just getting in from work down at the lab
is not it a great show ? i love all forms of cinema . tv and movies .
its so gripping ! my brothers and i watch it every sunday when its on
its a good storyline with an interesting world the authors made .
i agree . whats your favorite food ? i love tahini !
sushi is mine , althought i do not eat much of it since i work at home remotely
that sounds neat ! i have never had sushi
have you ever done any cosplay ? i like it , but i have never dressed up .
i have not , but it sounds fun !
i have three brothers , how many do you have ?
i have two , and three sisters
you have a big family ! i am the oldest , what about you ?