i hate talking to people. i believe dragons are real. i should beverage been born a prince. i play d and d. nachos are my favorite food.

hello its going good today at work .
what do you do for work ? i study dragons !
i work at a party store .
i am sorry i am not very good at this talking thing .
i do not talk much since i met my mother .
do you play dungeons and dragons ? you could play with me sometime !
i do not play but i design parties with the theme of dragons
dragons are real ! i study them . i really want to find a nest
understood . i love christmas because my siblings are present .
oh my favorite christmas food is nachos , they are my favorite .
this will be my first time meeting my siblings .
are any of your siblings royalty ?
all of them . i see myself talking more as this is truely my first family christmas .
you should get a pet dragon .
i am blessed to finally reunite with my family and dragons will be the theme .
real dragons ! not those fake ones .


my parents are not married anymore. i like to go swimming. i have one son.

hi how are you ?
i am good . how are you today ?
i am good . what are your hobbies ?
i like swimming . what hobbies do you have ?
i am kind of a foodie so i love looking for fun new restaurants
nice . me and my son enjoy eating out sometimes . you got kids ?
no kids what about you ?
one son . i am divorced like my parents were . how about you ?
i am single i work at a bank what do you do for a living ?
i work at a day care now .
that sounds fun
yes . it can be sometimes . you have any interests ?


i live in seattle. my favorite seafood in lobster. i work at google. i started at google on an internship. i am a software engineer.

hello what are you up to this evening
just working on some new software i developing for google .
oh interesting . i m surfing youtube , like usual lol
that is cool . where are you from ? i am from seattle .
chicago . how s the weather there ?
rainy and cold . lol i have heard there is great food in chicago . that true ?
i m a pizza lover so i d have to agree , great food
seattle has great seafood . the lobster is my favorite .
i walk past a seafood joint on my way to beauty school , yummy
how long have you been in beauty school ?
started recently . i share makeup tutorials on youtube !
that is awesome . i am in an internship at google , but beauty school sounds more fun .
i love it ! what do you do for fun ?
software engineer by day , club dj by night
wow quite the mix ! your night gig sounds fun !
the night life in seattle is pretty great . what is it you do for fun ?


i enjoy reading and cooking. i am a runner. i have 2 dogs. i like tall men.

how are you ? i am chilling with my husband of five years
i am doing well . i am also chilling but with my two dogs . they are amazing
dogs are pretty great . i sell candy if they ever need any haha
i have a sweet tooth so i love candy . what kind of candy do you sell ?
any kind you can think of ! i am employed at a candy store
oh that is nice . what do you do on your time off for fun ?
i am passionate about politics , so i indulge in those topics , wbu ?
i mostly read books , but i prefer to cook and bake .
that is cool , i also like to run long distances , about two miles everyday
oh i am a runner , too ! i take my dogs with me though but its good exercise
sounds like fun ! i sometimes take my husband
how long have you and your husband been together ?
five years . are you married ?
no , i am not married but i am looking but i think i love my dogs more lol
haha i understand you on that one
but i do enjoy tall men . especially those over 6 ft


superman s my favorite super hero. chocolate chip cookies are the tastier things in my opinion. i talk a lot in irc. i drive only toyota.

swim is fun , do you like to swim ?
funny you say that , i just got new superman swim trunks .
cool , i should get wonder women suit to swim
sorry it took me so long to respond , i was baking chocolate chip cookies .
love baking and race cars
i think the chocolate chip cookie is the best thing to cook . who is your racer ?
my all time favorite is lightening mcqueen
i like whoever drives a toyota , my favorite vehicle ! it is what i have !
my mom has a 4runner . you can never go wrong with toyota
my 4 runner a superman logo on the hood ! cha ching !
wish i can drive , i am 14 yrs old
do you know what the irc is ? i talk with this a lot .
no , i am just a kid
oh that is interesting . do you really like speed mcqueen ?
it is lighten . they even made a movie .
i know what you are talking about . i like him . what is his number ?


i wear cardigans because i hope it makes me look more cultured. i had one step dad , and fortunately he ignored me. my last name is spanish , but i tell people that it s italian. i hate that i got my brain from the dad i never met.

how are you doing today ?
i am doing good today . how are you
i am doing great . do you like science ?
i do . but i am not book smart
do you like art or anything like that
i do . i wear cardigans to look cultured
that sounds interesting . does it work ?
it does most the time
do you do any martial arts
i have tried it once . my last name is a spanish
oh wow . you sound cultured .
thanks i like people to think i am . i also tell people my name is italian
do people believe you when you tell them that
most of the time . i got my brain from my real dad


i love agatha christie novels. i have 5 children , though 2 have passed away. my husband and i have a suicide pact. i spend most of my days working at my church s food pantry.

do you like pizza because i like pizza so much
hello ! not much of a pizza person but we do like pasta
do you like night time i m in nighttime person
i love the night time , that is when i can read my agatha christie stories .
wow that s so cool charlie is the name of my cat
i love cat , so does my children . do you have any kids ?
no not yet i got earrings hope you re
i heard you . 2 of mine passed but 3 still with us . someday we will join them .
really and i like art and i am into art
art is amazing . we have many good artists in my church .
wow do you do are two
i do not . i work at the church pantry helping out .
your volunteer work that you usually go to
i spent most of my days at the church pantry volunteering ? do you volunteer ?


i have a timeshare in mexico. i own my own business. my brother lives in england. my favorite tv show is friends.

hello ! my husband and five kids just returned home and want food .
hey friend , sound like you had a long trip
i was born in spain and that is a super long trip ! you ?
i am from florida , i have a brother who lives in europe
neat ! i am a veterinarian , what do you do ?
i work from home , have my own business
do you ever listen to hip hop ? its my favorite music .
i do some time , my i enjoy watching friends
i like friends . do you like meat ? not me , that is why people call me a vegetarian .
haha ! yeah i love meat , vegetable too
you are silly . what else can you tell me about yourself ?
i love traveling . gonna visit my brother in england .
that is awesome . have you ever been before ?
yeah i travel there very often to meet new clients as well as visit family
what do you do for work ?
timeshare , it is very lucrative business


i love zumba. i like collecting rocks. i love the smell of beans. i love huge paintings. i like collectible dragon ball z figures.

i was just wondering if you knew where i could find krav maga classes .
no i do not what is it
i do not know , but they need to be 3 miles from my home .
i am organizing my dragon ball z collection
really ? because milena is my favorite mortal combat character !
i like kitanta the most
she is great . she is why i always wear purple !
that is cool i have a rock collection too
i keep rocks for when i am working in fast food .
i only cook beans because i like how they smell
they do smell nice , i eat them on my three mile walk home at night .
that is a long walk home
its just because i am looking for krav maga classes .
oh ok hope you find one soon
thanks , enjoy your rocks and dragonball !
nice talking to you


i learned how to reads when i was three. i read three books a week. i dropped out of high school. i can read in english and french.

hey , there ! how are you ?
ok , i am still wondering how i can read french but not write it
acquiring language and writing language are two different and difficult tasks
oh , well my poetry would be better in french , so who are you
my name is jane . my dad learned french when he was employed by ge .
oh , you must be rich . i quit high school to become a poet .
no , not wealthy , sadly . aspiring songstress and tennis player .
well i am rich . thought you were . ge is a good company . you should sing a poem
lyrics are as close to poetry as you can get . have you ever writter poems about color ?
sure , all the time . in all aspects to the word . tennis is good for networking
what is your favorite color ? mine is green . . . like a tennis ball .
my favorite color is the color of the eyes of my lover
interesting response . spoken like a true poet !
so where are you going , important minds want to know


last month the farm was foreclosed so i am looking for a new job. i like watching reality television shows. i would like to move some place warmer. i am an out of work farmhand. i live in kansas.

hello how are you . do you like jazz ?
i like jazz a lot but i really enjoy reality tv
laugh . reality bites ! at the factory , i get all drama i need .
oh i hear you ! i just lost my job as a farm hand
wow ! what city ? close to seattle by any chance ?
no , not really . i am in kansas .
bicycles must be so useful there ? except in winter . or maybe not ?
i would rather drive a car ! i want to move down south somewhere warm
winters are bad if you have to be outside . did you ?
yes , it was bad ! that is why i am looking for something new down south
boma . alabama , that is . cheap and hot . if that is agreeable .
sounds like fun what tv shows you like ?


i listen to death metal. i still live at home. i like cartoons. my mom is a janitor. i am in college.

hi there , how are you ?
good . just got home from college . how are you ?
i just got home from work . i work as a nurse in the hospital .
very cool . my mom does custodial work at a hospital . i live with her .
i am sure you have a good relationship . hope my kids continue to with me .
what kind of music do you like ?
well i love the rolling stones if that says anything about me ! ! ? p
i am a closet death metal fan when i am not sneaking in some cartoons .
you like mexican food ? add that to the list , and i am your girl ! haha
i love mexican food ! give me a burrito any day !
what else do you enjoy ?
well , getting to the beach when i can .
my kids love the beach , but i am sure you mean to relax right ? haha
yes . i also scuba dive but not so much lately . school work .
oh ! i get that . i went through a lot of school training to be a nurse
was it hard going thru nursing school ?


i work at the hospital as a nurse. i am allergic to bees. i am the youngest of five. i have pink hair. i live in the city of grand rapids , michigan.

hey hows it going ? hope you are doing well tonight !
i am good ! please tell me about yourself
i like going to music festivals and stuff like that . .
cool ! i work as a nurse so i am usually too busy
ahhh neat ! i started working with an online company . do a lot of market research
fun ! where are you from ?
kansas , i live in the southern part of the state have most of my life
i am in grand rapids , michigan . i love it !
hey , my grandparents were from michigan ! they lived in the lower peninsula near oscoda .
can you tell me a fun fact about yourself ?
well , sure , none of my friend call me by my birth name
i will go . . i am the youngest sibling of five


i like to play nintendo. i love to eat fish. i like to race rc cars. i live in the great white north.

hi there . how are you ?
pretty good . nice and full after eating a plate of salmon !
oh . i am a vegetarian .
oh sorry to hear that . where do you live ?
i live in south carolina .
oh , i betcha you d find it a bit cold up here in northern canada
i do not like cold !
i sold my old nintendo game to someone in sc . got myself a new one
oh . i love to read in my free time .
i only like to read tech manuals . i m into radio controlled racing . you ?
i love all harry potter books .
i guess you ve never raced radio sports cars . you re into fantasy
yeah i am . do you have kids ?
not that i know of , lol . how bout you ?
no , and i am single .
best way to be , trust me . i m divorced . best thing ever did .


my father died when i was 2. i love fishing. i have blue eyes. i hate to lose. my favorite season is spring.

hi there , how are you ?
not bad pretty boring day my team lost today which i did not like
that is too bad . who is your team ?
local bowling team we usually do better
i love bowling , it is so much fun
yes it is whats your favorite season ? mine is spring
i like all seasons . why is spring your favorite ?
i do not know just think the blooming flowers are pretty
my favorite flowers are any blue ones . blue is my favorite color !
awesome that is my eye color
cool . i have a blue car , shoes , most of my clothes . . . lol
do you like fishing ? i try to go each month
never tried fishing . is it easy ?
yea throw the line in the water and wait very easy
do you always catch something ?
no not always luck plays a part


i love to read. i started a small blog lately to post reviews. i ve found other pretty good blogs to share opinions with. i started collaborating with some popular publishers. i have none to share my thoughts about the books i read.

hi how are you today ?
i am doing ok how are you
i am doing ok just got back from the library .
i like reading blogs you can learn a lot
sometimes i like being alone so the library is perfect .
yeah it is a very quiet place . what kind of books do you like to read
the usual romantic novels . i do not really like new things .
oh ok i like science fiction but no one likes when i talk about them
i have a hard time trusting people .
that is understandable people can be untrustworthy
i have an especially hard time dealing with other women .
oh wow i know some people like that too
i can be very competitive and it makes it hard for us to get along .
nothing wrong with being competitive . i help a publishing company publish books


i work at a retail store. i drive a honda civic. i love rock climbing.

what you need
hi , how are you , please tell me more about yourself !
you know plenty all ready . what you want to know .
i do not know anything about you actually , any hobbies ?
ai caramba . i got the info on the game , you wanna know the pitch or what
i am not sure what you are talking about , but yeah , go ahead
sure , sure . 7th inning . 1 out , he throw all strikes
wow , cool ! i am not a baseball fan , i like rock climbing instead !
what ? then why you gamble with me ? i no know this climbing sport
do you like cars ? i drive a pimped out honda civic . . . cool !
man you crazy . fine we bet on cars . which race ?
well , i am not a betting person actually , can you help me ?


i like movies based on comedies. i am a ballet dancer. i work many hours rehearsing for my show. my favorite food is hamburgers.

hello ! i am a bookworm . who are you ?
i dance ballet for a living .
wow , i have never met a ballet dancer before !
now you have , seen any good movies lately ?
the walking dead . . . kinda gross , but keeps my interest . what about you ?
not in a while . i hate horror stuff . i like to stick to comedies .
what is your favorite comedy ?
i have been too busy to see any comedies lately .
what are you busy with ? rehearsing your dance ?
yeah . i have shows i have to rehearse for . it takes hours of my time .
i bet you are very fit . what diet are you on ? i am a vegetarian .
i eat whatever i want . my favorite thing to eat is hamburgers .
oh my ! how do you manage to stay in shape , then ?
i stay active . what kind of books do you like to read ?
well , harry potter is my favorite . i also like the game of thrones .
those are good ones . what do you do for work ?


i go to craft shows on the weekends. i design jewelry when i have spare time. i live with my boyfriend in an apartment. my favorite book is the bible. during the week , i work as a barista.

i am baking a cake that is chocolate for my grandson , my kids are coming over .
awesome , i am looking for craft shows to go to this weekend . how old are ur kids ?
i am an older lady an i love to bake , how about you ?
i live with my boyfriend in an apartment and make jewelry . what do you do for fun ?
cool , my children are 30 , 29 an 19 . you have any ?
no they are too much work lol do you read ?
not much other than bake i am retired in a retirement house .
that is cool i wish i could retire my barista job and just read the bible all day
i have more freedom then most location though i am so happy .
where are you from and whats your favorite thing to bake
oh yea ? what part of the bible are you on now ? why cannot you retire ?
i am on job and i cant retire cause i am only 20 . hows retirement ?
my favorite thing to bake is lasagna an bread sticks , all home made .
the lasagna sounds amazing . i would kill for a breadstick rn
retirement is good , especially all the baking . come visit an have 1
i would love to come visit and bring you some homemade jewelry


i am in college. i am very social. i exercise. i play football.

hey hows it going today ?
want to work out with me today ?
sure after work i have a few cars to sell today
can you get a me a good deal ? i like a nice drive after working out .
i certainly can i will even throw in a coors its my favorite beer
we should hit up a bar and have a few drinks .
we could and maybe this weekend meet up for a game of basketball
that would be great . maybe a game of football too .
that works do you have any kids ?
none yet . i am still in college
oh nice i been married few years she works at a salon
does she enjoy working out ?
not really lol what are your other hobbies ?
i like to attend social gatherings .


my favorite food is pizza. i am in high school. i like skateboarding. i am a female. i have blonde hair.

i love hockey but my best friend transfer
that is cool . i am a woman .
i know you are but did you know that my mother is a painter ?
no i did not know that . i enjoy skateboarding .
that is cool i love hockey
awesome sounds fun . i like pizza .
pizza in japan is so good i just went there
that is awesome . i like traveling .
but i will start my school later this week
i am still a teenager in school .
how old are you where did you come from ?
i am sixteen and i am from mexico but my hair is blonde you ?
i am a brunette but my parents are asian
that is cool other cultures are nice .
yes i know that i love to go somewhere
me too traveling is fun .


i sing barbershop and rap. my favorite season is winter. i love to take naps. i love watching basketball.

how are you doing today
i am good dog . what about you ? what are you into ?
i love coffee and reading
oh that is cool . do you watch any sports ?
i like football at times
nice , i am into basketball myself . i like rapping too
where do you rap at
usually rec centers or my house . i also sing barbershop !
that sounds so fun . how long ?
a while . but winter i coming so i will be inside a lot to do it . love it !
what do you do during winter
mostly take naps . how about you ?
i like to read and write
nice my dog . what else are you interested in ?


i drive a big truck. i like football on tv. i like to go hunting. i love country music. i am a meat eater.

how is your day treating you ?
just hanging out watching netflix . feeling good . you ?
i am great . just finished winterizing my garden and greenhouse .
cool . i wish i had more time to start a garden .
it is a peaceful activity . all the way down to making compost .
i like hunting . being self sufficient is important to me
self sustainability is a dying art . even making soap is uncommon .
yes it is very uncommon but i would be interested in learning ?
it is a simple process . i learned through youtube .
youtube is so useful . i am thinking of starting a channel
is that so ? what type of content would you focus on ?
i think i would give tutorials maybe reviews . have not thought it through
that could be exciting . are you able to edit videos ?
i have some experience but mostly audio . do you like music . favorite bands ?
big into metal . one of my current favorites is black briar .
i like country music . old honkytonk music and bluegrass mainly . do you work ?


i like to remodel homes. i like to shoot a bow. i like to go shopping with my daughters. my favorite holiday is halloween.

good afternoon , i just finished my lunch . shrimp and lobster . yum . how about you ?
that sounds tasty . just finished a shopping trip with my little girls
oh fun , how old ?
7 and 12 . we are getting a jump start on halloween , plan to make a haunted house
cool . did they have a good summer ? i spend mine at lake michigan every year .
summer was great for them , we traveled . how was lake michigan ? i have never been
it is beautiful . amazing how a lake can be so big .
i bet , do you live near it ?
no . i live in the midwest . so other then your kids , what are your hobbies ?
i remodel homes , so i like to build things with the excess materials . archery too
wow . i play the sax in a jazz band and have a black belt in karate .
oh wow ! impressive , how long have you played ? karate is awesome , i am jealous
go find a class . we have moms at my dojo . started sax in 6th grade .
that is cool , and yeah , maybe i will . become the next bruce lee or something


i collect single malt scotch. during the week i go to college to become a lawyer. i tend bar on the weekends. i listen to blues and jazz. i live in a tiny house to save money.

hi ! i love listening to justin bieber with my two sons .
hello , i love jazz music , i bar tend at a jazz bar .
that sounds like fun . i like horseback riding and camping with my family .
camping is fun ! as long as i can bring my scotch collection
well i go camping with my family monthly so no drinking for us .
my father and i drink every weekend while i study for the bar
good luck with the test . my sons are too young for that .
i go to college during the week ,
that really is hard work .
very ! i need to make money for a bigger house ! mine is so small .
haha we live in a mansion by the sea .
wow ! my house is probably the size of your bathroom
lol that must be a cute place to live
it allows me to save money .
that is important for common folk . i love throwing money out .
maybe you can buy me some single malt scotch for my collection


i am married. i live in new york city. i am a writer. i enjoy going to museums. i have ten nieces and nephews.

i do not care how cold it gets i am getting me some ice cream , its comfort food .
well you much live in a cold city like new york city too .
no , i do not anymore . my dad got killed there . i just stay near a river fishing now .
i am sorry . you married or single ?
i am neither . think i am in a bad space . just float the river with friend . you ?
i am married to a wonderful man . you have any interests ?
yes i like to run . i ran my fastest at 1 mile in a minute .
wow that
i like fishing too
wow that is fast . i enjoy writing since its my profession
wrote any books ?
yes a few . i like to visit museums for inspirations sometimes .
what kind of museums inspire you most ?
mostly art museums . although history museums give me more inspiration .


i love horses. i am a yoga instructor. i collect seashells. i have two chiuahuahs.

hello
hi how are you
i am good , just planning out my weekend . how about you ?
the same i may walk the beach and pick up seashells , what about you
i love to ride my bike
that is relaxing i try to go horseback riding every change i get
i have never been , i would not want to go by myself
they have instructors some places you should go when you can its really fun
yeah maybe i do not know , i am kind of a loner
that is hard at times what do you do for a living
well i get used to it , i live alone . i work as an insurance salesman .
is there good money in it ? i teach yoga at the y
yeah it gets me by . wow yoga sounds like a fun job .
it is sometimes but has its bad days .
yes i agree all jobs do .
it was nice talking to you


i love the summer. i work at a animal clinic. i have two kids i enjoy being on social media. i love mexican food.

howdy . how are you doin ?
really good , how about you ?
i am good . just takin a break from homework
so you are a student ?
i am tryin to get my bachelors as a veterinarian
great . so you like animal ?
i like to eat animal . lol i work as a vet for a slaughterhouse
i like to eat meat too .
that is great ! what else do you do for fun ?
i have two kid there is not much fun .
bummer . you should eat more meat .
i think i eat enough meat .
my dad told me the meat in the military is awful .
my hubby said the same thing
i think being a vet will be interesting for the future
you may only treat pet because meat will be grown in lab


i listen to classical music. i enjoy golfing. i am married with three kids. i love my work and just got promoted. i work for a large law firm.

hi how are you tonight ? i like to read
yeah that is cool , what is your favorite color ?
my favorite color is blue , i want to be a publisher what is your job interest ?
i love red , reminds me of summer time .
that is awesome red is a pretty color what do you like to do for fun ?
i make hot dogs for a living .
that is cool . . . . . i like to get authors to autograph books .
i really really like hot dogs
you sound like you do . do you like ketchup on your hotdog ?
yes , distracts me from the laws firm
that is cool sounds like a hard job . my mother got me interested in books .
i work hard and got promoted .
that is cool . good job
it is the best job ever .
sounds like you make alot of money
i make more dancing on the weekends
i am sure you do .
yeah that is cool , what is your favorite color ?


i have horrible allergies. i still love my cat despite all this. i spend an hour getting ready in the morning. i can t stand clutter or dust.

hi there , how is your night going ?
its going good . my allergies are acting up . how is yours going ?
not too good . my sister is acting like my mom . keeps asking when i am getting married
that sucks . i love my cat even though she is messing with my allergies
i am sorry . my cat is crazy . i want to quit my job and stay home with her
me too . it takes me an hour to get ready for work every day . how about you ?
me too , even though i have 5 pairs of the same pants , i still cant decide
i have too many pairs of pants . the clutter drives me nuts ! that , and the dust
i am full of clutter , still have a photo in my wallet from my senior year
i have too much clutter . the dust and my cat messes with my horrible allergies
i am sorry . i would go get you some allergy medication , but i hate waiting in line
i would go get some too , but again , it takes me too long to get ready
maybe we should just quit our jobs and become roadies for justin bieber
i like the roadie idea . maybe we could do it for ghost as well ?
sounds like a plan . get away from all the clutter
yes , a vacation from the clutter would be nice .


i am a deaf man. my favorite number is 7. i sometimes scratch my nose for fun. i never learned how to drive. i love to read books.

hey there hows it going
i am well how are you tonight
i am well about to go outside . what are you doing ?
i am scratching my nose
yeah you just made my nose itch with all that
i can not hear so i do not watch tv i read
oh what do you read ? fiction non fiction ?
non fiction mostly with a bit of fiction
i started germs , guns , and steel by jared diamond a couple days ago . graham greene
that sounds like a good one
i started reading it but felt like he was doing some reaching as far as correlations go
i can not even drive never learned to
my car just broke down so i will not be driving soon either
i am sorry to hear that


i have been married 3 times. i have a gun collection at home. i drive a ford truck. i hate the holidays. i am a police officer.

hey , whats go on today ?
i got to go out to help with the storm . i drive a truck .
oops , going . are you talking about the hurricane ?
yeh . i am a police officer n on duty at midnight . where do you live ?
i live in kansas but have friends on the coast . watching the coverage with my cat .
you are safe . you must live alone . me too . married 3 times tough bein a cop
i bet its stressful . do you have trouble sleeping ?
keep my carry here , so i feel safe here . just lonely . whats your cats name ?
my problem is i wake myself up because i talk while sleeping , lol . my cat is lola .
nice . you made my night . i have minutes before i leave . sure you are okay ?
yes , good luck out there . i am probably just going to make some tacos here at the house
cisco de mayo is the only holiday i like . no family to join . enjoy !
thanks ! mexican food is my favorite especially tacos .
eat up ! but its kind of late for spicy food hard on the stomach . goodnight


my parents live across the street from me. i am in grad school. i work in a coffee shop. i love to read true crime books. my favorite drink is caramel cappuccino.

hello ! how are you ?
i am great ! how are you ?
i am good , thank you . so , tell me about yourself !
that is good . i am working on my masters while working at the local coffee brew . you ?
i spend most of my time on the computer , do not get out much haha
do you play games or work ?
both . work , play , good nights sleep , repeat !
what do you do for work ?
i work in it . what are you studying in school ?
criminal justice . i want to be a detective .
that sounds really neat ! have you always known you wanted to do that ?
ya . i grew up reading crime novels


my mother is a ballet dancer. i have six tattoos , all of cats. i have a pencil thin mustache. i am from baltimore md.

hello how are you today ?
i am good hope you are well
i am thank you for asking , want to come over and run with me ?
i usually like to do yoga or walking
that sounds hard , just as hard as my wife leaving me
my mother was teaching ballet when my father left
that must have been hard on you
well i do have a lot of cats now
i love cats , they are very nice
do you like tatoos ? i love to draw
i like tattoos , hard to get them since i am a lawyer
do they let you have a beard ?
no i have to look professional
how about a mustache ? is that okay
it is if it trimmed
i have a very thin one right now


my favorite thing to eat is a burrito. i love to binge watch shows on streaming services. i am close to my mother , but not to my father. i like to hike and spend time outdoors.

hi there , how are you ?
hello i am great , just watching tv . how are you
what you watching ? i watch a lot of tv . i am not very social
i like binging on tv ! right now it is dexter . what do you enjoy watching
honestly , i like it all . i am not too productive unless i am at work
what do you do for work
i work at a factory , you ?
i do not have a job right now , probably because i watch too much tv
how do you afford to eat ? i do not eat too well myself even though i work
well i live with my mom , we are very close . a lot of frozen burritos
ew i do not like those . what else do you enjoy
those are my favorite food , really . i know it sounds weird .
its not weird . what do you do for fun ?
sometimes i hike , i like anything outside . what do you like to do
well , as i am not too social , i do not do a lot
oh yes , well you can get online and chat i reckon


i work as an extra for major motion pictures. i am an aspiring writer. i am a painter and love to create art. i have a set of identical twin brothers. i am a talented singer and have won several competitions.

hi , how are you ? i am great ! i just got back from vacation !
hi , i am great . just wrapped my last movie as an extra
nice , that sounds like fun . i am retired . i would love to do that .
that would be nice . i am only doing it because i want to be a writer .
i am an old fashion , married , bible thumper . i love god and his creations .
you would love my identical twin brothers . i love to create art by painting them
what do you write ? do you do sitcoms or screen plays ?
i write songs as i am a talented singer
do you travel while filming ? i have a passion for exotic places .
traveling is nice . i have won several singing competitions on the road
i can not hold a toon . my wife says that even my mumming is tone deaf .
one of my brothers is like that too
but , i still sing in the choir . i have what you call a church voice .
i wrote a story about a choir . maybe i will use church voice as the title
that sounds awesome . well , i am hungry . i wonder what the wife is cooking .
oooh , i wonder . do you like to have friends over ?


i enjoy classical music. i am six feet tall. i love to vacation in paris. i like to go to the opera. my favorite auto is a bentley.

hi please stay on this chat with me only
what do you mean my good sir ?
i just got a job selling cars in five words tell me about yourself
well , i am about 6 feet tall . i love food
i like pizza with meat and want meat on everything .
haha i hear that . i love the opera
i did a painting of an opera scene once . what else do you do ?
i really love classical music . especially when i smoke a joint
i can not do that because i sell cars .
ha . missing out man . my fav car is a bentley
i am a chevy kind of guy
i go to paris often . i love the cars in paris
i have never traveled and see the world threw pictures .
lets go one day , i can show you all the sites in paris


i am a carnivore. my father is in prison. i enjoy running. i went on welfare last month , which makes me want to run into traffic in front of big trucks. my favorite band is creed.

hello ! how are you ? i am sitting here with a towel on my head dyed my hair
what color is your hair ? i just got back from a run .
its black now . so you are a runner ? i am a rock climber .
sounds like fun . yes , a runner . i like to listen to creed while i run .
super fit ! are you dieting too ? wait ! my dog keeps jumping up to the keyboard
no , not dieting . i eat a lot of meat ! tell me about your dog .
bounders his name . he does not like table food . probably cause i eat gluten free .
sounds healthy . i do not eat that well lately since i lost my job .
i am sorry . what kind of work did you do ?
computer programmer . then my dad went to prison , and i got depressed and could not focus .
something in common ! my stomach was ruined from eating cheese crackers for years no money !
that sounds hard ! i went on welfare last month . are things better for you now ?
yes and you take care . you will find another job . it is king now .
thanks ! you take care , too !


i am dumpy. i have long fingers. i cannot eat shrimp. i have long legs. like a skeleton.

hi how are you today
pretty good , but i definitely need some tlc for my hygiene
eh why do you say that ?
car broke down in the woods and i was stranded
i killed a lion once
impressive , can you fix the car ?
no but i am a terrible artist
and for some odd reason i have a hard time digesting shrimp will make great friends
have you climbed mt everest ?
nope . i am afraid of heights !
oh its okay i cry during movies
i cry over my appearance i look like a skeleton
i cry during gone w the wind
that is vintage ! which time period are you from ?
this one i am just a sucker for that film
it makes me chew on my nails when i watch it


i only take the bus. my favorite color is yellow. i often do not have the money to pay my utility bills. i babysit for the woman who lives next door.

oh my pie smells awesome . i love making home made fresh pie .
i wish i could afford to make pie , i cant even afford the utility bills
nothing like fresh home made pie with ingredients from my own garden .
my neighbor next door has a garden , i babysit for her sometimes
i am a grocery store cashier so i know all about being broke .
yes , do you have a car ? i have to take the bus
next year my garden will be bigger and i can make more fresh pie .
you grow anything yellow in your garden ?
i have a car but i ride my bicycle to work because i cant afford gas .
i am sorry to hear that . you know what cheers me up ?
i grow plenty of squash . i wish i could grow bananas but i am too far north .
man i wish i could try those ! seriously anything yellow is my favorite
sewing cheers me up . its just a odd hobby i picked up .
i see . maybe i should take up sewing as i cant afford clothing


i just moved into an apartment within the vicinity of my new job. i am twenty two years old. i just graduated college with my bachelors degree in education. i love children. i just accepted a job at the elementary school in my hometown.

hello ! how are you doing ?
i am doing great just moved in to a new apartment close to my job
that is awesome ! what kind of music do you like ?
i enjoy all kinds of music and you ?
same . with my father being a middle school music teacher , i love music .
oh nice i just got accepted as an elementary school teacher
any grade in particular ? my baby sister is in the first grade !
i teach 4th graders at the moment
oh , i also have a brother in the 4th grade . i am the oldest of four siblings .
at which point in your educational career do you fall ?
stopped at my high school diploma , if that is what you mean .
yes sorry possibly could have worded that a little better .
its okay ! how tall are you ?
i am 6 feet tall exactly
i am 5 3 . the shortest person in my family . and shorter than you now haha .
haha yeh that is a little shorter but it is ok .
it is ! well , i have to go pick up my sister from school . nice chatting !
it was a pleasure chatting with you .


i love to play tennis. i also love to travel. i love the chainsmokers. my dad works offshore.

hey ! whats shakin and bakin ?
nothing much . relaxing and listening to some chainsmokers ! how are you ?
oh great band . just hanging out . have a few friends over .
nice way to spend the weekend . do you have any hobbies ?
i go to the casino often . i always end up gambling way too much .
no risk , no reward ! i prefer sports . tennis is my poison !
i need to get into that . i just eat a lot . mainly shrimp
i love seafood . i travel to the caribbean a lot and have the best food .
me too ! i prefer my seafood from new orleans . that is where my fam is from
do you see them a lot ?
yes . . mom is a lot of fun . she actually does palm readings .
wow ! i wish i saw my dad more . he has an offshore oil job
i am sorry . that must be really tough
yeah , its pretty dangerous but pays well . what do you do for work ?


i am a lumberjack. i love to cut down trees. i eat lots of pancakes and syrup. i love to fish. i cut down trees very fast , because i have a large ax.

my in law runs a big hollywood studio
wow nice . i am just an lumberjack out here in the world .
i hope he gets me a job in there lol
oh nice . i have a huge ax . i can cut the trees down super fast .
i do aquariums for work which is boring
i bet . i like to fish maybe i can become a fisherman one day .
my brother in law loves bass fishing in lakes
pancakes and syrup are my favorite foods . i eat them a lot .
omg i do too
my passion now is just cutting down a lot of trees . i love it .
paul bunion am i talking to lol
yes . i guess he is kind of my role model .
beats my role model lol ! liberal hollywood executive
well i am sure you will succeed . have any hobbies yourself ?


i love to travel. my parents are divorced. my favourite food is ice cream. i am a college student.

hello ! how are you doing ?
i am well , thank you ! i just got back from vacation , my fave !
fun ! where did you go to ?
vermont ! but now back to the grind , the semester starts tomorrow
what are you studying ? i am going to school to be a lawyer .
i am a culinary college student , wow law school , do you like it ?
its okay . i have to tend bar on weekends too , so its a lot .
wow , that is a lot . what do you do for fun ?
i enjoy blues and jazz , and collecting single malt scotch
sounds great except for scotch , i would rather eat my calories than drink them
what do you do for fun ?
i travel when i can . . i love to see other places .
that does sound like fun , whats your favorite place to go ?
believe it or not , canada . i like the cold , cold food , cold weather etc
i like canada too , i like the snow .
my mom moved to toronto when my parents got divorced so i go a lot


i m the middle child of 3 siblings. i have a sweet tooth. i m getting married in six months. i m a babysitter.

good afternoon how are you
fine trying to curve my sweet tooth ice cream or candy
i love ice cream and history
i need to keep away from sweets i am getting married soon
fun i would love to come
you should its not huge i am a nanny so maybe 200 people
that is a big wedding for a dry wall guy
i am the middle child of 3 and only my sister is coming
i have two siblings also
i hate being middle
yes you kid of get shuffled around
yep it stinks the most i do not know what end i would want to be
well i am a nurse so there is that
i am a secretary at a law firm
that sounds interesting and fun
yeah when people do not bark back


i have six older sisters. i am an avid fan of the boston celtics. i love walking in the park. i work for a small , family owned restaurant. i love chocolate.

hi how are you doing ?
not bad , just eating some chocolate . i love it
what do you do for a living ?
i work at a small , family run restaurant . you ?
i work at the airport in cali
nice , is it stressful at all ?
it is very stressful there
that is a bummer hopefully you have time for friends and family at least
what city are you from ?
boston . i am a diehard celtics fan too
what is your fav food ?
chocolate probably . i cannot get enough of it


i have a poodle named nanette. i actually like wearing suits and ties. i work on wall street. i love smooth jazz. i live in new york city.

good afternoon how are you today ?
just home from work . i think i will keep my suit and tie on .
lol why ? i play in a band
i feel most comfortable this way . what kind of band ? smooth jazz is great .
my dad is awesome he can fix cars
we need mechanics . i am a broker on wall street , myself .
i have been working my job for awhile
what kind of job ? are you also in nyc ?
i play instruments , i am in a band
jazz , i hope . my poodle , nanette , purrs when she hears jazz .
aww that is nice i like that
it may seem odd that a dog purrs , but that is how much she likes it .
lol yes i thought i was confused for a moment
yes , it requires an upper level of comprehension , i suppose .
yea i can see that i think
i also have a cat named nanette , so i sometimes get them confused .


i drink a lot of tea. i hope to one day be a published author. i write short stories in my free time. i love art museums. i work in a used book store.

hi how are you tonight
hey . i am fine . how are you ?
i am good just readin my bible
oh i love reading . i work at a book store ! what do you do ?
i am older so i am now retired
good for you living long and stuff . do you have any hobbies ?
mainly praying and reading the bible you ?
i love going to art museums . i also write short stories when i have time .
that is interesting i would love to read some of your work
it is my dream to be a published author one day . so who knows !
it could happen never stop trying
thanks ! so do you have a favorite food or snack ?
i like fish and wine how about you
oh , like the bible ! cool . i really like tea . i drink a lot of it .


i graduated top of my class. i have one little girl. my mother was a concert pianist. my wife is a college professor.

hi . i an jean . a professional painter
jean , i am bobby . nice to meet you .
nice to meet you too . what do you do ?
finished law school at the top of my class , got married and now have a baby girl
that sounds good . i am married but my wife thinks i am lazy and poor
is that true ? are you lazy and are you really poor ?
no i am not lazy . i paint very good pictures and iv even won a lottery
you should probably divorce her and move on . you sound like a great person .
unfortunately i love her so much
i know what you mean , i also love my wife . she is the love of my life !
great to meet you bobby
you as well , jean ! keep up the good work .


i love to drive my car. i like watching ufc fights. i enjoy travel. i work in a factory.

hello how are you doing
hi . i am good thanks . do you have any plans this weekend ?
not really maybe go to the arcade
cool . i m probably going to watch some ufc and maybe take a long drive somewhere
you should listen to linking park while driving , their music sucks but i listen
okay , i ll give them a listen . what type of music do you like best ?
anything that relays an uplifting message , it helps my depression . how about you ?
i like hearing music from different cultures cause i love traveling
that is cool . what has been your favorite destination so far ?
that s a good question . i can t really choose honestly . do you have a job ?
unfortunately not . i have not really done much of anything besides play arcade since i have graduated high school .
i have a factory job . what type of games do you like to play ?


i hate that i got my brain from the dad i never met. my last name is spanish , but i tell people that it s italian. i wear cardigans because i hope it makes me look more cultured. i don t know if i enjoy programming , or if it s my only choice.

hi i recently finished college
what was your major ? i like cardigans do you ?
i played basketball their , no i do not like cardigans
why not they are cute , my last name is sanchez , i say lol
but messed my knee up and had have surgery
oh no how long you been down ?
i aspire to play overseas , but i am not sure yet
what you scared of ? heard i got my smarts from my dad who i hate .
about 2 months , but the scouts say i can cause i am 7ft tall
yea that might be true , i lie about my last name lol
so how smart is your dad ?
i guess really smart i never met him
so what is your real name
that last name is true but i say it is italian lol
that does not sound like a very good father to me
i do not know him , like programming ?


my favorite genre of music is rock. i do not know how to swim. my grandpa was in wwii. my favorite food is steak. i own a chevy tahoe.

hi how are you today ?
good . and you ? i am just eating some stake
sounds yummy ! i am visiting with my best friend who lives out of town .
that is fun ! my grandpa was just over last night . he was in the war
thank him for his service for me . do you have any siblings ?
i do . i have two sisters . do you ?
yes , i have a younger sister . do you like sports ? hockey is my favorite .
kind of . i am not sure if air hockey is a sport
lol it could be ! do you like to travel ?
i do , but only when it is cold . i do not like hot weather
i love the heat ! i just recently got back from bora bora .
i am so sorry , but i am not good at using contractions yet !
lol right ! tell me more about you .
well , i like going to movies , but no god ones lately


my favorite color is purple. i love dogs. i like swimming. i own a home.

my friends and i hit the bars on the weekends . you go out ?
i have a swimming appointment on that day
bacon , toast , olives and eggs are the bomb . you vegan ?
no i eat everything and purples my favorite color
i farmed our land when i was little . you farm ?
no iona little house now
my friends and i own the farms we grew up on . you sing ?
no but i have dogs that i love so much
i own a condo . you rent ?
i own my own house now
i swim to stay fit . you workout ?
swimming is what i do too just like you
i have a purple dog in my swimming pool . any pets ?
yes i do have darts and i like them


i go fishing on the weekends to relax. i work as a personal trainer , 5 days a week. i love hiking and staying fit. i live in las vegas , nevada. my name is dave.

hi how are you today ?
i am good how are you ?
good do you eat meat ?
yeah i do but i mix it with fruits and veggies a lot
i am a peta associate i frown upon you
well i am a personal trainer so i stay healthy and meat is healthy
but i admite animals so much
so do i but that is not going to stop me from fishing on weekends
i guess for sport is alright but do not eat them that is gross
we eat a lot of meat in las vegas
yeah its quite a desert there
yes it is but the city is not bad


i love my girlfriend. i eat a lot of meat. i am going to school to get my bachelors degree. my father was also in the military. i am a veteran.

ello there mate hows it hanging ?
i am doing pretty good ! how about yourself ? you from the uk ?
i am cherry as a plum and no buddy from australia
oh , i took my girlfriend down under last year . you grill em best out back .
yeeeessss put that hard shell shrimp right there in er barbi
shrimp , steaks , fish , you name it . some of the best food on earth !
you got er mate ya like fast cars by chance ?
love em . some of the guys in my unit have some really nice cars . bu ?
yes oh yes i love the high horsepower the vibrations get me so wet
you jet ski ? i met some guys in germany who were big into jet skiing .
yes all the time i am in this fancy fancy club we go weekly
oh , that is impressive . my dads in the elks and he is in a club like that .
i just park the little bugger out somewhere and fish right off er
oh , i love it . what are you fishing for out there ?
sharks dodgy little cunts to catch but well worth it
i have never had shark . next time we come down , maybe . take it easy !


i like listening to other rap music too. one of my favorite artists is drake. i also enjoy cooking. a hobby of mine is the drums.

hi how are you doing ?
pretty good thanks and you ?
i am good thanks for asking
what do yu do for work
i work as a real estate agent
what do yu do for work
what do you do for a living ?
i do cooking stuff mostly
what city are you from ?
i am not sure really . and you ?
you do not know where you live ?
nope i seem to be lost


i have never lost a fight. i am a grown woman. i am in a motorcycle club. i have more then 10 tattoos.

hi , how are you today ?
i am good . how are you ?
pretty good . was driving around in my hot pink moped earlier .
do you have any hobbies ? i drive a motorcycle .
nice , i am into nail art . i tend to have really long nails .
oh cool . i have over 10 tattoos .
wow ! i never was brave enough , i do not even like wearing make up .
oh . they really were not that bad .
do you have a favorite color ?
black i guess . what about you ?
i love bright colors , my favorite is orange though
oh . do you have any pets ?
i have one dog , what about you ?
i have two dogs and one cat .
they must keep you busy . do you work ?
i work part time at the abc store .


i am a vegetarian. i like the internet. i have a new job. i like to make cakes.

hey there how are you
fantastic . just baked a 3 layer red velvet cake . my favorite ! how about you ?
so i just dyed my hair blond and thought i would chat a bit
chatting is a good way to kill some time . the internet is a great time waster .
listening to news a woman was attacked i worry about where i park
do you live in a bad area ?
its a new area i live
me too . i had to relocate for my new job .
the parking lot has like a ton of food trucks during the day
hopefully there is no meat on those trucks .
i am in michigan now getting colder
it is that time of year . i do not like the cold .
my brother used to drive me all the time he raised me
that was big of home . does he live by you now ?


i whine a lot. i have a golden retriever puppy. i don t have a job and sit on the couch all day. i try to limit how much i eat.

hey there , how are ya ?
i am a little bored . how about you ?
same here , just hanging out
i am not working right now so i lounge on the couch a lot ?
yeah , man , you sound a lot like me !
lol , i used to eat a lot to but i am trying to cut back .
food is fuel dude ! i usually grab something on the way to the skate park .
sounds fun ! i take my new puppy , a golden retriever to the park a lot .
yeah , that is cool . pets are a big commitment
they are . he whines a lot like me . . lol . . but i love him !
i saw a bulldog that could skate once . it was sick .
oh cool ! that must of been a sight to see !
there was a tv show about it with a bulldog and a mini horse lol
lol . . that would be cool to see . i watch a lot of reality shows .
yeah you know people think skaters have no future but we do
anyone can have a future as long as they work hard


i live alone in a cabin. i like to go fishing on the lake. i own a boat. i have 5 grandchildren. i am a 70 year old man.

hello , what do you have going on today ?
hi not much enjoying the weather on the lake
are you out fishing ? because i love fishing !
yes i would love the company i also go to the cabins alone
very cool , how far away is your cabin from you ?
not too far i dock my boat by my house with my grandsons
how many grandsons do you have ?
i have 4 my sons all had 1 son
i hope i get that many from all 5 of my children someday
lol
what do you do for work ?
i have 1 grand daughter she is rotten , i am retired i am in the seniors club


my parents are distant. i have an older brother that has gotten into trouble. i see a therapist that does not really understand me. i have trouble feeling emotion.

hello there ! how are you tonight
i am doing good . how about you ?
not too bad glad to be done working ! bu ?
yes , totally agree with you . i have worked a long day today .
oh ? what kind of work do you do ?
delivery driving . how about you ?
oh wow . . . do not laugh . . . i work for scrubway
i guess i have to type more words . lol marco polls pizza
i bet the benefits of that are awesome lol i love pizza
i am sick of pizza . i am sick of food . i want to try new things .
i love trying new things . . i get bored easily
yes , totally agree with you . i think the world gets bored as well .
there is no reason not to try anything that interests you ! all about the yolo
yep , totally . what brings you on the chat tonight ?


i was born premature. i have one older sister named mary. i recently broke my leg. my dad is journalist for the new york times. i live in texas.

hi names pete and i cam back from my trip to london
that sounds like a fun trip ! where do you live ? i am in texas .
i am from montgomery county pennsylvania
cool ! do you have any siblings ? i have a sister , mary she is older .
no siblings but grew up extremely religious
got ya , i was a premature baby and now have a broken leg
wow that is debilitating . i get agitated easily i hate that part or me
yes this broken leg is agitating !
i hate the taste of green beans . . it is so gross
i love green beans especially the french style !
there is a french style ?
yes and they are so good , they are the canned kind .
hmm . . yeah no thanks . d
what kind of vegetables do you like ?


i watch a lot of movies. i am a stay at home mom. i love to clean. i do not have much energy.

hey . what are you doing ?
just being lazy for a bit . too tired to keep cleaning right now
cooking and cleaning . i feel like that is all i ever do .
same . well . that and movies . i constantly have cartoons going in the background
cartoons ? what kind of cartoons if you do not mind me asking .
trolls now . earlier was little mermaid . if i had my way it would be some ghibli . . .
i like studio ghibli too . very great storytelling
yes ! i am an anime fan .
me too . we could be good friends .
sounds like it . what part of the world are you in ?
i live in the southern part of the united states . how about yourself ?
i live in idaho . po ta toes lol
haha . boil em mash em stick in a stew !
yes ! i am glad you caught that reference !


my favorite band is worn. i love dogs. my favorite color is purple. i like swimming. i own a home.

hello there , how are you today ?
i am good . i just got home from swimming . i love to swim . you ?
i am exhausted , just got back in from walmart .
anything good ? i am looking for dog treats . i love my dogs . i love all dogs .
well i shop for everything over there . what kind of dogs do you have ?
boston terrier . i get her everything purple , my favorite color . do you have dogs ?
i have a german shepherd , he loves to play in the snow here .
where are you from ? what do you do for fun ?
i am from alaska . i am a huge tv nerd . game of thrones is my fav !
i love got . i like to listen to my favorite band , worn . do you like ?
all day i dream about . . . worn lol
yes ! you have good taste in show and movies .


i am from france. my favorite food is tacos. i like to draw. i am a vegan.

i was just here waiting to go to starbucks .
what do you order at starbucks ? i love coffee and vegetables .
well , i love little figurines , so i try to collect them there .
that is awesome . being vegan means i better like veggies a lot .
veggies are good , on the weekends i like to find them at antique stores !
i love antique stores . i love tacos and eat them at least once a week .
well after this is over , i am going to subway , cause its my favorite !
yum , but i like jersey mike subs .
jersey mikes is good . do they sell little figurines ?
being from france , i sure do like american food . no figurines .
i do not know because on weekends , i am just always at antique stores .
buying figurines ? i draw on the weekends . it is so relaxing .
drawing is fun , i just drew a subway sub for my dog .
did your dog eat it ?


i am a 70 year old man. i own a boat. i like to go fishing on the lake. i have 5 grandchildren. i live alone in a cabin.

hey . how are you doing ?
i am good . about to go fishing .
nice . i live near the gulf of mexico . i would like to fish more .
oh , i live in north carolina .
that is cool . so do you work ? are you enjoying your weekend ?
i am retired . i am 70 .
cool ! what did you do before you retired ?
i worked for an electric company . now i enjoy my grandkids !
good for you . i know a little about the industry . i read up on renewable energy .
i have five of them !
five ? wow you must be a very proud grandparent . i have one boy .
i am ! two girls and three boys .
aw . so sweet . i love taking pictures . !
how old is your grandson ?


i love to sleep in. i believe in love at first sight. i ve been a vegan since i was 5. i have two brothers. i work in a lab.

my mom does my makeup on the daily .
that is great , do you have any siblings ?
does that really concern you ?
my lab work depends on it !
oh . i guess maybe . will you get me a dog ?
what kind of dog ? my two brothers have golden retrievers
any kind . i am not picky
i love animals that is why i am a vegan .
sometimes i go out and listen to my neighbors talk , and look at their cats
i try not to listen to my neighbors talk much , but i enjoy a good snooze .
i love listening to them when they argue
do you think that love at first sight exists ? and that is funny
yes i think it does . do you love me ?
i love you , we locked eyes and i knew you were the one .


i like to swim. i work for the navy. i am blue and tall. i like to read. my favorite show is thevoice.

hi ! how are you ? whats your favorite movie ?
i like musicals and movies about music . my favorite show is the voice .
mike is magic mike ! you seem into music . i sing and enjoy it .
i love music . my other interest is swimming .
how about video games ? do you like those ? i do .
yes but not the overly violent ones .
what do you do and do you like it ? i teach and i like it .
i am in the navy .
oh , nice ! where are you now ? i am in new york .
i am on assignment and cannot say where .
fair enough ! if you were not there , where would you like to be ?
with my family at home . i miss them .


i live with my parents. i am taking a year off before i start college. i am eighteen years old. i am saving money to buy my first car.

hey , how are you today ?
i am doing great thanks . what do you do ?
school work for college . i am a excellent student
oh awesome ! i am talking a year off before i start college .
i do not blame you . i can not wait to graduate in two years
yeah i am only 18 so i still living with the parents . . . lame .
my parents are no longer together . but they both help me have nice things .
sorry to hear that . do you have a car ?
i do . it helps me have a lot of friends
i bet , i am still trying to save up for my first !
it takes time . i am glad my parents helped pay for half
your parents sound great . have they been split up for long ?
yeah most of my life . what are you doing while your out of school
just make money doing odd jobs .


i love the summer. i work at a animal clinic. i love mexican food. i have two kids i enjoy being on social media.

do you want to make me some beef ?
sure . i just got my two kids to bed .
i have entirely too many gfs . i might go home .
i will make tacos . my favorite .
i guess i will stay and eat them
what do you do for a living ?
i just usually ride horses .
i am a technician at an animal clinic .
that is cool , i bet i know more than you
i doubt it . do you have facebook ? i love social media .
no . i do not want to be reminded of argentina
oh , are you from argentina ?
yes i am . my boots are from there too
i am from nc . we have hot summers but i love them .
do you like to eat meat ?
yes , steak is my favorite .


my favorite season is spring. my father died when i was 2. i hate to lose. i have blue eyes.

hi how are you today
hi ! good ! fall is almost here my second favorite season next to spring
do you believe about karma ?
i think i do . bad things happen to me all the time
do you like to read ?
i am not much of a reader . i am more into competition
do you have any pets ?
nope not at the moment . i would not mind some fish
sounds kinda fishy to me
you are funny ! i like fish with blue eyes like me
i would read a book about that
it sounds like it could be an interesting comparison to make


i like to draw and paint in my spare time. i wear a uniform to work. i drive a four wheel drive vehicle. my house is paid for. my favorite color is blue.

hello . how are you doing today ?
hello , i am good . how are you ?
i am doing well . not too happy about the weekend ending though .
me either . its the only time i do not have to wear scrubs . i am a nurse .
i am a stay at home mom . i have a child with a single ventricle who requires a nurse .
awe . if i can ever help , please let me know .
thank you . she is approaching her first birthday so i am really excited about that !
i draw and paint so i could make birthday signs for her .
that would be great . do you have a website or fb page ?
i do . i can bring them over in my 4x4 , that should haul everything .
okay . that sounds like a plan .
nursings great . our scrubs are blue , which i love and it paid off my house
i thought about nursing years ago . do you work 12 hour shifts ?
no , i do not have to unless i want . we get to choose out shifts .


i am a social butterfly. i eat large meals. i exercise everyday. i am in college. i like to swim.

how are you doing today
i am doing okay . meeting my friends in a little while . love being a social butterfly
do you have a lot of friends
i do indeed . meet them all at college and when i swim
are you on a swim team
wish i had time for that . i do exercise every day though
what do you do for exercise
swim , run , those types of things , but then i always eat big meals so . . . haha
what do you like to eat
just about everything . i eat a lot
i love food as well .
what else do you love ?
i love animals a lot
do you have any animals ?
i have two dogs and a cat
cool , what are their names ?


i like to go hiking. my favorite color is blue. i love eating out. i work full time. i like nature.

hi there . how are you today ?
doing great , i just finished a hike
oh , i have been playing the guitar .
i do not play an instrument . i am more a nature girl
oh . i want to be in a band .
what would you call your band
i am not sure . are you in a relationship ?
my boyfriend and i are going out to eat tonight actually
oh , have fun . my wife and i went out last night .
we love to eat out . its hard to come home from work and cook
yeah , we do too . italian is our favorite .
i like italian too . i think garlic bread should be served at every meal
of course it should ! i work in a factory . you ?
just an office job but it pays the bills
yeah and that is the main thing .
i like blue , what is your best color ?


i do not eat well. i sleep most of the day. i am not social. i work in a factory.

hello , how are you doing tonight ?
i am well . how are you ?
i am good , getting a little tired though .
i can understand that . i spend most of my days sleeping !
i spend most of my mornings wishing i could still be sleeping
i love my bed . its my favorite place in my house .
i love mine too , and thankfully i do not need to get up super early tomorrow .
that is always good . i prefer staying home .
i do like getting out and going to new places though , like trips .
i am not all that social . where do you like to go ?
nowhere specific , just new experiences , day trips or something .
that sounds exciting . what else do you like to do ?
photography , i like watching videos of different things , like surgery , pranks , paranormal .
i love photography . i want to get a nice camera one day .


i do not own a television. i like to read. i work at a school as an art teacher. my girlfriend just broke up with me.

hi how are you today
i am newly single as of recent . how are you ?
what made that happen to ya ?
i think she was sick of my low salary working as an art teacher .
well that is sad . can you smell me ?
no i cann not smell you . should i be able to ?
i always smell of french fries ugh
that sounds like it could make a good book ! i am into literature .
very nice but its from my bad job
what do you do for your job ?
i work in fast food obviously . stupid fries
what do you like to do for fun ?
anything but math i am terrible
maybe it is all the fries getting into your head
yeah seems like my brain is fried
i wonder how it would taste if you were cannibalized


my parents would take my brother and i when we were little. its one of my favorite hobbies. i used to wear a cape. i love going to the movies. we liked to pretend we were superheroes.

hey i love me some pizza
oh , me too ! yummy ! i like popcorn too ! always get it at the movies .
oh do you skateboard ? i do
no , i love movies . my parents used to take us to the movies a lot .
what school do you go to ? i am in twelfth grade
i am in college now . my brother and i loved superheros when we were little .
i am just a typical blonde
ok . do you have any hobbies ?
i trrwally like to knit
i tried it once , but did not enjoy it .
i rea ; ; lly like to paint also
nice ! i was thinking and i remember i sewed a cape once in the past .
wowwww me too , for the ren fest
i used to like wearing capes when my brother and i played superheros .


i like green apples. i don t like to eat meat. i like to eat the skin of the apple. my favorite fruit is apple. i like fruit.

hi how are you today ?
hey . how are you doing this evening ?
i just got off work at the pizza joint so i am ready to party ! !
right on dude ! i am gonna hit up the casino tomorrow and party !
awesome ! ! ! do you go to school ?
i do not at the moment . but i would like to go back one day
i am a business major right now and so over it . rather be by the beach .
i went to the grocery store to buy apples earlier but my credit card was declined
wow that is awful . why ?
my paycheck has not gone through . its pretty awful i love apples
where do you work at ?
i sling rocks . rocks in my socks . what about yourself ?
i am just part time at the pizza joint .
nice . i just applied at a pizza place myself . its been nice talking to you
yes it has been ! we need to party soon !
right on ! i do love to party . i do not party as much as i would like to though .


i love to go outside at night and eavesdrop on my neighbor s arguments. my mother is a professional make up artist. if i want it , i buy it. i sometimes think i m shallow. i want a dog , but that is a lot of commitment.

hi , do you want to listen to the rolling stones with me ?
that would be great . i love the stones .
great , just come to chicago .
i think i will buy a ticket to chicago and go shopping . i love to spend money .
i could go shopping with you ? if you want .
i am so excited . thanks for going with me .
how tall are you ? do you know ?
i am five foot four . i think tall people look funny . maybe i am shallow .
oh . wow . i am about 7 feet tall .
i am sure you do not look funny .
thank you . i was scared you would hate me .
of course not . i am thinking about getting a dog but it is so much commitment .
get a cute tiny baby puppy
i have a secret . at night i eavesdrop on my neighbors arguments .


i have two siberian huskies. i play guitar. i am a michigan state trooper. i love chocolate cake with extra frosting.

hi , how are you today ?
i am good i just got home to my siberian husky
i just got back from work , i work at a insurance place , it is boring .
oh that is not good i just came home from michigan state trooper training
are u single ? i am divorced and looking to mingle .
i am married to a great girl named sabrina
i am a bowler and professional one and i have two kids and you ?
well i do not have any kids but i do play some pretty good guitar
i have a boy and girl , really i like guitar , for how long have you played ?
about 3 years now i am not bad
nice , i have been bowling now for about 5 years
that is great i can also sing and i have quite the sweet tooth
i can not sing at all , when i sing my dog howls with me
omg lol what kind of dogs do you have


i have five different flavors of coffee in my fridge. i enjoy my steaks cooked medium rare. my dog introduced me to my first and second wives. i m too short to reach the top shelf.

what do you do for fun these days ?
i enjoy taking my dog out for walks , he introduced me to my first two wives lol
i love dogs and treat all kinds of animals at work . so you are married ?
i am not . woman over look me as i am only 5 ft tall
you will find the right person , maybe third times the charm . do you run ?
only to the fridge for my coffee creamers . . right now i have 5 flavors to choose from
a fellow coffee enthusiast . both my nephews see me as the queen of coffee .
are you married ? if not maybe we should go to dinner how do you like your steak ?
not married , i spend a lot of time with my nephews since their dad is deployed .
that is so sweet of you ! so medium rare steaks for two ?
you read my mind ! i am also looking for a running partner .
i guess i could be convinced to run for more than coffee lol
i drink so much of it that i need a way to relax , running is the key .
that does not sound like a bad idea at all . can my dog come too
sure , bring him along . what his name . . . . or her name ?
her name is molly and she loves kids . what are your nephews names
the army brats ? tommy and gunner .
how old are they ? i have always wanted children it just did not work out for me
there is plenty of time for you . they are 8 and 10 . love them to bits .
how long is there father deployed for ?
we are into the fourth month and get to video chat every week .
that is amazing ! i bet you are so proud . is he your brother then ?
my one and only brother , yes . he helped me get through veterinarian school .
are there any animals you are afraid of ? i would imagine that would make work hard lol
a man brought his pet wolverine in once , i nearly died .
oh wow i do not think i would have been able to take care of that pet


i enjoy hanging out with friends and family. i am a big sports fan. i have a brand new chevrolet. i like to get involved in politics. i am looking to start a business.

hello ! how are you today ?
great ! just hanging out with my family and friends . you ?
nothing much , just putting my 2 kids to sleep . do you meet with friends often ?
all the time . my favorite thing is to watch sports with them
sounds fun . do you like basketball ? i love it but i am so short
i like to watch it but not play it
so what do you like to play
i just like to watch it . i am not really a physical person
ah i see . what are your favorite foods ? anything you hate ?
no favorite foods really . what about you ?
i have a strong dislike for tomatoes , but other than that i like mostly everything
tomatoes are pretty weird . do you have any passions ?
just raising my 2 kids as a stay at home mom . hoping they become great adults .
hey that is a great thing . i want to start a business these days


i am still a student , but i am gonna be a nurse. i live in the city. my horse never talks back to me. i enjoy budweiser beer.

hey want to go see the new jazz concert tonight ?
sure , who and where is it ?
i cannot remember the name but it is down the street from my work .
ll you do not even know ?
too busy working on wall street to find out , just heard it was good
are you gonna pick me up ?
sure . mind if we bring my poodle . you remember nanette ?
he is potty trained right ?
yes , he is . do you have a pet ? i forgot ?
i have two dogs , both potty trained
they can come too . the more the merrier .
do you think they will get along


i love to bake. my favorite flower is a rose. i am from texas. my mother is a retired teacher. i love to ride horses.

hello how are you this fine evening
better if i can get these texas cows in the barn
you are a farmer ? cows make me sing songs lol
nope i am just from texas , yeah duh
that is cool i see cows all the time when i am walking on hot days
i love baking cow patties and riding horses
i love listening to the lumineers lol
i love the rose , it my favorite flower ever
roses are red violets are blue these secret chats suck just like you
my mom is a retired teacher she could teach you
oh ya teach me what how not to hook up cow patties
how to milk the cow silly , be nice , i am corn fed
sick sick where are you at again
i am in decatur texas , i am a redneck with a pay check


my favorite band is pink floyd. my dream is to own my own restaurant. i am looking for a second job. running is a hobby. i work as a grill cook.

good morning , i am erika . how are you ?
it is my day off work , feeling lazy .
hey same here ! i start my new job selling cars tomorrow . what do you do ?
a grill cook . maybe selling cars would be for me too . a second job .
its an exciting job ! grill cook mmmm my favorite food group is meat lol
i want to someday own my own restaurant .
wow sounds ambitious . . exciting what are your other hobbies ?
running ! ! and what about you hm ?
i love painting pictures , i run also . do you run races ?
no not really . would you paint me ?
i could try lol . i prefer landscapes locations . but love tryin new things
good . i would want you to paint me while i eat .
can be eating pizza ? its also my favorite haha
yes . pizza for everyone . or for us at least .
yes extra cheese and thick crust . omg is it dinner time yet ? !
will you cook me dinner ?


i spend an hour getting ready in the morning. when i shower my skin is nearly red from how hard i scrub. i have horrible allergies. i can t stand clutter or dust. i still love my cat despite all this.

hi . how are you ?
hello , i am fine , you
bored . but if i go anywhere i have to walk because i never learned to drive .
i have to stay in alot sometimes too , i have allergies .
that is no good . i am deaf so it limits me to what i can do .
do you have a job ?
i read books for a living . it is pretty awesome . you ?
i work in a hospital , i keep it organized , i can not stand clutter .
a cluttered space is a cluttered mind . i itch my nose . its fun . haha
do you have any family , kids ?
i have a 15 year old daughter . but no other family .
does she live with you ?
yes . she is a miniature me . my life .
she must take good care of you .
she is an angel . makes me not feel worthless . so yeah she does .
that is nice to have someone


i love to cook. i like to fish. i am a happy person. my dad was a carsalesman. i love dogs.

hello there ? how are you doing today ?
super ! everything is just great . . you ?
haha that is good to hear ! just stressed with school haha
well , let me cheer you up ! your amazing ! you got this ! ! !
haha wow thanks , i feel better already !
your welcome , i drank happy juice this morning with my happy meal
haha sounds like the breakfast of champions !
or car salesmen ! lol a gave a bowl to my dad haha
haha what do you do for a living ?
help my dad at his dealership , for fun i cook , fish , and walk my dogs
hows working at a dealership ? my parents are both doctors
pretty good , its nice to have a balance of indoor outdoor
that is true . balance is key ! its hard for me because school is so stressful
you should pick up a hobby that helps you de stress .
you are right ! i always wanted to do impromptu acting . i will join a club ! thanks !
you should get me a ticket when you have your first show !


i love watching grey s anatomy. i am in high school apart of the school band. i have to live by a schedule in order to keep my mind right. music has always been my number one passion. my mom is my favorite person of all people.

hello , how are you doing today ?
hi , i am doing very well , thank you . watching greys anatomy .
nice . . very dramatic . i bet they feel the need to scream into pillows sometimes too
they probably do . do you play any instruments ? i am in marching band .
i play piano and guitar . i use art to express my emotions
i like art , but music is my passion . my mom is my best friend .
well , music is art and it helps me when i cannot connect with people
do you have to have everything scheduled ? i can not stand to have surprises .
i am not big into schedules . my mom homeschooled me growing up .
my mom attempted to homeschool me , i needed more advanced work .
ah , smart cookie ! ! do you have any pets ? i am a big animal lover
i have six dogs and four cats .
wow , you might love animals more than me . i could not handle that many lol
we live on a farm , otherwise i could only have one each .
ah i see , that would be so much fun ! i have a little maltese dog
those are cute . we do not have little dogs .


my family comes first to me. i have survived near death experiences. i sometimes drive fast. i prefer reading to sports.

hey how is your evening going ? i am tire . i just got done playing basketball
going well . you like sports ? i am more of a reader .
yeah i like sports . what do you like to read ?
i enjoy memoirs . i can relate to stories about families .
do you have a big family ? i live with my grandparents and my cat , mater .
i have a small family , but they are so important to me .
i like to cook with my grandma . our specialty is pizza ! she is great .
nice ! after my near death experiences , i just know whats important .
wow , sorry to hear you had a near death experience . family is important .
yeah , sometimes i drive a little too fast . . .
you need to be careful . my gpa and i almost got hit driving for ice cream .
scary ! i really should learn my lesson .
sounds like you have your priorities straight .
i try . how about you ?
i just take things as they come . i love my family and my life .
that is good to hear . i like making friends too !


my favorite pizza is pepperoni. i drink lots of iced tea. i teach first grade. i love to go shopping. i married my high school sweetheart.

hi how are you today
enjoying the weather . its like sunny and 75 where i am at .
oh wow it is raining here
nah we just had a hurricane though . do you work ? any hobbies ?
i paint for a living
really ? i just finished painting a closet .
yeah i sell my art
cool what kind of things do you paint ? landscapes ? figures ? abstract ?
anything that they want me to
oh that is cool i know a few painters . you have any kids ?
i do not do you
i am married . no kids though
do you want to have some ?
i kind of do not . they are messy . whatever . any plans today ?


i volunteer at an animal shelter. my favorite kind of food is italian. i love going to concerts. i am a librarian.

i love my son his 18
oh , did he just have a birthday ?
animals i love too , also dog walking 2x a week as a volunteer
oh would you and your son like to volunteer at the animal shelter with me ?
no , his birthday is next month , petitions i sign a lot too spend a lot of time
you sound busy . i work at the local library . lots of petitions signed out front .
yes , it is great , about animals rights groups , i also donate to them
me too ! want to go eat italian and compare notes about helping animals .
that is great , its good to be busy
okay great . i have a concert to attend tomorrow but friday ?
you inviting me to the concert ?
we could do both . food and concert .
sounds great , you treating me ? that is so nice
yes . would your son like to go too ?


i teach 5th grade students near oakville , ny. i enjoy watching tennis and golf on tv. i love to read and relax by the lake on the weekends. i am a school teacher. my name is sarah.

i hate country music . you ?
hello ! i am sarah ! country is my favorite music . lol
wow , so sorry , i do not like it . what kind of vehicle do you drive ?
a big ole truck ! no other way to ride . and you ?
yea ! i love a ford ! how tall are you ?
of 7 . i have a ford f250 ! pure black . such a beaut !
i am almost that tall ! i love going out in my country outfit !
yet you do not like country music ? monster ! haha !
i have tall boots , that rock whether i like country or not !
haha ! where are you from ? i live in ny .
i am from ny , but i live in ri
small world ! i have never been to ri . do you like it ?


i have brown hair. i like sleeping in. i love fall and winter. i sometimes wonder why i am not married.

hi ! i am savannah ! how are you ? !
hi , savannah . i need some advice . whats the best haircolor that men like on women ?
hmm . my husband is brunette , and when i design clothes my models are always brunette .
i am a brunette but i think that is why i am still unmarried . i think i need change .
how about highlights ? that way its not too much of a change .
that is sounds good . i will set an appointment if i manage to wake up early
great idea ! so tell me a little about yourself .
well my favorite time of year is coming up . i really like the fall
i love fall too . my son plays football and i take him to games .
is his team any good ?
they are young still , but they do ok . i am pretty much a typical suburban mama .
how long have you been married ?
five years this year !
well i wish you many more years . i cannot wait til i get married .
oh thanks ! you will someday . its not that exciting . . .
i would like to give it a try anyway . i think the highlights will help .


sometimes i volunteer at the soup kitchen. when i retire i want to open a bakery. i like to cook. i work 9 to 5 job. my family owned a small restaurant.

hi how are you today
fine and how is your day ?
good where do you work
at the supermarket , produce , i love to cook .
want to know something wild ?
of course , i love to learn new things
i have been born with blindness
gosh that must really be hard , what kind of work do you do ?
i am a dj on radio
gosh , that is living the dream . i want to open a bakery .
then open it up yeah
do you have any hobbies ?
i tried to drive once
that was an adventure i bet .


i visit comic con. i love anime. i read a lot. i love role play.

hi tell me about yourself
i am a teenager who loves anime and i role play with friends
that is very strange . lol
kinda , but it is really fun when we go to comic con !
well good luck with that . i like to drink iced coffee
do you like any flavors of iced coffee in particular ?
shrimp and lobster are my favorite
i think shrimp and lobster tea would be weird !
it would be but lobster iced latte is awesome
where do you get drinks like that ?
in lake michigan where i live
do lobsters live in the lake ? i know there are a lot in maine
no but i love to play jazz in my band with saxophone
do you guys have concerts for your band ?


i collect comic books. i only eat organic food. i am allergic to dust. i have an autograph collection with more than 2000 signatures.

hello there , how are you today ?
i am doing alright . and you ?
i am good ! watching a sermon about healing the world .
what kind of sermon ?
i have never seen this before . i ove watching people pray , it makes me feel good .
faith can be a beautiful thing .
it sure can be . i wish it could help the poor more though .
what do you do for work ?
i am a programmer . my dream is to save the world one app at a time .
how can an app save the world ?
i am making one now that wealthier people can bring food donations to designated useful areas .
wow ! that would be good . nutrition organic food is important .
so glad you agree ! what do you do ?
i am an english teacher .
oh wow , that is commendable of you ! do you like it ?
yes . i love to read and write . it keeps me inspired .


my mom is a cancer survivor. i am single and not looking. my favorite subject in school was science. pizza is my favorite food. my favorite hobby is reading suspense novels.

hey there , how you doing ?
hello how are you today ?
i am pretty good . you enjoying the weather ?
i am doing great thanks
are you enjoying the weather ?
the weather is lovely ! what are your hobbies ?
i like going shopping and watching tv
i like reading suspense novels
that is cool . do you have a favorite ?
what is your favorite food ?
um , i do not really have a favorite kind of food .
i really like to eat pizza
that is fun . do you have a favorite tv show ?
i like breaking bad , you ?


i am a redhead. i got engaged to be married in paris , france. i lost my job as a banker a month ago. i can say the alphabet backwards.

hi
hi
any relationship advice ? i suck at keeping a bf
oh well you are in luck , i just got engaged . honesty and communication is key
that is true i feel like i just pick the wrong guys
its not about picking . the right guy will come along at the right time
that is true waht are your hobbies ?
its not a hobby but more of a secret talent . i can recite the alphabet backwards
that is interesting do you like sports
oh no , i am horrible at it . i prefer to watch rather than play
i love going to the gym to release stress
the gym is great for distressing . i have a lot of stress right now


i love to ski in the winter. my favorite band is one direction. i love to hike in the summer. the weather here is very cold , but so beautiful in the spring.

hey , tell me a little about you
not much interesting . . a normal guy who love to ski
cool . i am just in a rut right now .
where are you from now ?
miami florida , how about you ?
i am from boston ma . . . how is the irma stuff going in florida ? ?
its terrible in certain parts
i had a friend in houston . . it was prettybad with last once
yeah and my girlfriend is not being too supportive
is everything fine with your place ?
yep so i want to spend money on procedures and she wants to save for the storm
lol . . . that is not cool . . hm
unfortunately not but she loves me and i love her lol
i like ur attitude . . good luck


my favorite is rock fish. i live in cape hatteras. i m going riding on my boat today. i am a fisherman. i love tuna.

hi ! i am cooking as i do every night , what are you doing ?
hey i am steve ! who are you ? i love cooking !
soccer mom here ! family time is what i love . do you have a family ?
yes i do . i have a family in cape hatteras , nc . my parents are retired .
nice . what do you in your spare time ? i teach cheerleading .
well most of the time i stick to my passions .
when i am not teaching cheer i am working at home for an online company .
i am a microbiologist by education .
what are your passions ? mine is my family .
but for a living i love to fish .
microbiology sounds cool ! fishing sounds fun too ! i love fish !
my dad and i started years ago .
are you close with your dad ?
we did everything together starting out the family business .


my favorite musician is ed sheeran. i am very health conscious , and i watch what i eat. i love romantic comedies. i like to write poetry in my spare time.

hi my name is renee tell me a little about yourself
i love music and ed sheeran is the best .
i am not familiar with him . i am into ballet . i am a dancer
wow that is interesting . i watch what i eat to stay lean .
i have to do that too since i dance . i watch comedies in my spare time
comedies are great especially the romantic ones .
ballet can be romantic too .
poetry is good also i write some when i have time .
a lot of my time lately has been rehearsing for a show
when busy try to choose health conscious foods .
i try to keep busy with dancing since it takes my mind off things
yes that is a good way to stay busy .
especially this month its the anniversary of my parents death
that would be a sad time .
yeah it was a fatal car crash . they used to encourage my dancing
i am so sorry for your loss .


i love the country but enjoy visiting the city life. i use to be a wild child. i like the color blue or red. i have two dogs , one pitbull and old english bulldog. i have always wanted to travel to ireland or puerto rico.

hi there , how are you doing ?
i am doing good and yourself ?
i am good . i am just chilling , sipping my pepsi .
i use to drink pepsi back when i was a wild child .
haha ! i like pepsi , but chocolate chip cookies are tastier , and we are out of those !
ah , i get my 2 dogs faux chocolate cookies . one is a pit the other a bulldog .
i love it ! you should get them superman outfits ! superman is my favorite super hero
well , i have blue and red capes for them . my 2 fav . colors .
so cute ! i am sure they would love a ride in my toyota only car i will drive
i have a ran 4 . its awesome !
i wonder what superman drives when he is not flying .
not sure but if i was him i would go to puerto rico or ireland nd explore .
yeah . that would be nice to be able to just fly there . what else do you enjoy ?
well , i like being in the country but like city life too
which is your favorite ?
the city i think . i like technology .


i still like combat boots with babydoll dresses. i don t have a relationship with my deadbeat dad. i want to visit rome , but i can t make myself go alone. i flirted with the dmv officer in order to pass my driving exam. the death of kurt cobain marred my middle school years.

i cannot wait to get into the mountains this winter and get after that fresh pow .
i really want to go to rome but i have no one to go with .
why bother with rome ? that place is ancient history .
it is amazing . i am obsessed . my deadbeat dad lives there but we do not talk .
sounds like just another reason not to go ? you like winter sports ?
not really . i just lik to wear my combat boots in my babydoll dress .
you must really have an eye for fashion . but surely you can do that anywhere .
yes . either my style or my flirting helped me pass my driving exam .
huh . that sounds a little dishonest . i passed with flying colors on my harley .
i only care that i did not fail . were you a fan of kurt cobain ?
i am not . i prefer an older vintage . were you ?
his death marred me in middle school
did you know him personally ? maybe you should revisit the trauma .
no , i wish i had known him though
yeah , personally i think celebrities are un know able . you know what i mean ?
i know what you mean but i have to disagree


i enjoy nature. i am failing some of my classes. i enjoy electronic music. i am in a lot of debt.

hey ! i am a total ocd perfectionist who has gone insane ! !
well , some of my classes are not going so well
i have the tendency to redo tasks until it s perfect .
is that hard for you ? i mean , the perfection ?
i would come into work early , and come out late .
come out late because you wanted everything done a certain way ?
exactly ! ! god i need to take a vacation and take a step back
well , do you like nature ? you could go where it is secluded
nature isn t so bad , need to find time to take time off . working to much
is that a part of your ocd ? i mean working a lot like that
it is , i am sorry , i have been venting so much . how is school ?
that is ok , and it is good !
it s not only that my boss is up my butt about a project .
what project do you have to do ?
it s for marketing and management for this corporate client less than a week to do .
less than i weak sounds bad ! i am just listening to some electronic music !


i like the music group the backstreet boys. i need to take 4 pills a day to live. i hate to drive. i like the taste of cheese.

howdy , how are you today ?
doing good buddy . where are you living ?
oh , i live on a few acres . how about you ?
i am in a hospital , very sick . it is not good man .
i am sorry you are sick . i will have my father lead a prayer for you .
thank you ! i need it . i live on the edge of death . can you help ?
i can not help , we are about to have a larger family .
oh is she about to pop ? play some backstreet boys at the birth for me ?
i am about to pop . i need to go feed beauty soon . hay and oats
oh you have a very large wife ? give her cheese , yum .
no , beauty is my mare . she lives in the barn .
you are a lucky man . i need to eat my medicine every 6 hours , or else .
that is often for medicine . i am glad i do not need medicine with my pregnancy .
yeah , that horse should use protection . do you have a car ?


my favorite actor is robert deniro. i work graveyard in a hotel. i like to surf every chance i get. i love the snow. i m saving for college.

good morning how are you today
i am doing well , how about you ?
i am great i love scotch
whew ! i cannot handle liquor like you . i mostly drink beer and wine .
i am in college so i need my scotch
for sure . what do you study ?
i study jazz and blues music
wow , that is really cool !
i wanna be a lawyer but i work at a bar
ah , i work the graveyard shift at a hotel . but i am saving up for college .
i am saving money too college is expensive
i am trying to save up so i do not have to take out loans .
i live in a little house to save
that is very wise . do you live somewhere where it snows ?


i am a lawyer. i know how to pilot a plane. i live in the mountains. my hobby is photography.

hello how are you tonight
i am great thank you , i am currently enjoying the sunset .
oh wow i like sunshine but like night more . where are you from
i live on the west coast on the edge of the rocky mountains .
the mountains must be beautiful over there . i am on the east
it really is , i enjoy shooting pictures of the sunrise and sunset .
what do you do for a living
i am in the legal profession . criminal defense lawyer , i am a busy person . lol
it sounds like it . i work at a factory an hour and a half away from me
that is quite a drive for work .
yeah but it was the only job i could get .
what do you make there ? cars , boats , planes or goods and sprockets ?
i build commercial planes i work the night shift . do you have any kids
i do not have any kids but i do fly planes on occasion .
that must be fun ! my daughter just had a son at only 20
wow , you must be excited and proud !


i am a gymnast. i have been dating my boyfriend for over 10 years. my favorite coffee is french vanilla. i hate the feeling of chalk. i have a black and white cat named cow.

another late night i am a night owl , how about you ?
late night here too , had an argument with my boyfriend of 10 years
sorry to hear that , i cope by watching sporting events .
i cope by cuddling my cat , her name is cow
i love cats and also like music like that of the group u2
i do not really listen to music , what is your favorite song by u2 ?
no special song i just like the mellow haunting tones .
u2 reminds me of how chalk feels , not very pleasant . . .
everyone has their likes or not my team lost tonight .
which team is your team ?
the raptors and the indians who lost tonight .
i do not like sports at all
that is cool another music grup i like is the rise against .
i like the group fallout boy
nice what type of music do they play ?
a little bit heavier , mostly pop


my favorite pass time is gazing at clouds. my favorite holiday is halloween because i like dressing up. i ride my red bike to work everyday. my best friend is my dog allie. i love chocolate milk shakes.

greetings friend . or should i say , bienvenido , because i can speak spanish
hola amigo . happy halloween , soon .
yeah ! i am so excited . what are you going to be for halloween ?
a slutty nurse , and my dog will be a cat . you ?
oooh fun ! i am going to be the lead singer from my favorite band , rush
geddy lee ! i like rush too , makes me hungry to listen to it .
oh ? why is that ? music has never made me hungry lol
i dance to it . or i ride my bicycle . where do you work ?
haha . . . i do not have a job right now .
me either . i lay in a field and see the shapes in the sky all day . you ?
i attempt to see things that are colorful
i eat mushrooms and watch the clouds . we can hang out .
lets do it ! whats your phone number
laughing out loud now , it is a secret . my dof allie will get mad at me .
lol i wish i had a dog that loved me like that
me too . what else do you like ?


i like reading a lot. i practice vegetarianism. my favorite books are the harry potter books. i also enjoy reading the game of thrones series books. i like watching the walking dead.

hi there . just listening to micheal jackson thriller . . . what are you up to ?
yo wassup ? i have been obsessed with got . are you familiar ?
a little . i am more into ghosts and supernatural stuff ? what else do you like ?
i read a lot . harry potter series , and got mostly .
i help plan weddings . people are actually asking about the got wedding .
lol , that is cool . are you familiar with the red wedding in got ?
i know it . but i think it is the earlier nice one .
at most got weddings someone gets killed , lol . but not all .
yeah ? i guess i have not seen enough . but people do like the ethos .
did you ever watch walking dead ?
i did see a bit of that . weddings on that show ?
one wedding i think . glen and the farmers daughter got married .
oh well maybe i should expect some requests about that to .
not really . that wedding was several seasons ago . do not worry !
oh ok . which season ?
i am not sure . perhaps season 3 or 4 . do you know the character glen ?


i like cookies. i like pasta. i also like ice cream. i like painting , i can cook well. i am a student.

hi how are you doing
i am great what do you enjoy doing ?
i like to play games with friends what about you
i can cook quite well and i love painting . i am also a student now .
that is cool are you an art student ?
i am more of a cooking student . what about you are you a student ?
no i work in sales
oh what do you sell ?
i sell digital software
do you sell the games you like to play ? or boring stuff ? !
boring stuff but i love to play games
i like cookies ! and ice cream ! and i hope my metabolism stays fast forever .
yummy do you make cookies a lot
my favorite things to make are cookies and pasta . i do make them a lot .