i like to draw and paint in my spare time. my house is paid for. i wear a uniform to work. i drive a four wheel drive vehicle.

hi ! how are you doing ?
i am doing well , thank you ! just got home from work . you ?
same , what do you do ? i sell paper products
in business . glad to get out of this uniform and into my pjs ! lol
that sounds comfy . i would also make dinner , i am really great at cooking
sounds like a passion of yours ! i do more drawing than cooking . haha !
nice ! i cook with everything but cheese . i hate the taste of it
what ? ! ? ! i love cheese ! what is your favorite thing to cook ?
fish ! and cheese does not go well with fish at all
agreed ! i like fish but i think i prefer cheesy dishes .
maybe if i ate more cheese i would grow taller ! i am under 6 feet
i drive a truck with 4 wheel drive . i can barley see over the wheel .
wow driving a truck sounds more fun than selling paper
i sold my drawings so i could afford it . nice side gig .
that is great ! maybe i could be a chef for a living instead . . .
there you go ! sounds live a fun job !


i am married with 2 children. i spend as much time as i can with my family. i am a family man. i like to bowl. i am a pediatrician.

hi how are you doing ?
doing well thanks ! spending the day with my kids which is great . you ?
i am good thanks for asking
glad to hear . any plans for this weekend ?
no not really maybe go hiking
hiking is always fun . i bring my wife and two kids to the mountains when i can .
what do you do for a living ?
i am a pediatrician . i have got my own practice taking care of kids .
what city are you from ?
i am in dallas , texas . not my home town but here we are now ! you ?
i used to live on corinth . do you know where that is ?
not the slightest idea . is it in europe ?


i enjoy jazz music from when i was a girl. my family means the world to me. i play bingo every wednesday with my husband. i have 3 dogs and a parrot. my left knee is filled with metal.

phew ! just back in from running a marathon ! i feel super accomplished !
congrats ! ! wow ! i have a metal plate in my left knee , i cannot even jog
oh . . . . i am so sorry . that sounds painful . . . .
yes but at least i have my family support . they mean the world to me
me too ! family is very important to me . . . especially since they are my only social circle
same ! beside my three dogs and my talking parrot , that is
what a cool idea for a pet ! i get so lonely but i have social anxiety
i do not do many social activities myself , beside bingo with my husband on wednesdays
is it cuz people make you nervous or you are just not that interested
cause i am not interested . i have been happy listening to jazz alone since i was a girl .
wow . . . i have a similar back story myself
what is it ? i would love to hear your story


my girlfriend just broke up with me. i don t own a television. i work at a school as an art teacher. i can t stand pizza.

hello , can you teach me the stock market ?
of course i like money anyway how are you today
i am fantastic , easy money sounds great
what sounds great is this tv show that is on
i am a maker of websites
so tired of pizza i just want bbq why it hard to draw for people
i know , why is there not technology for that
smart phone nice to draw with
do you know what else is nice to draw with ?
my gal just left me and i stressing just want tv
what is your favorite tv show ?
music i like and wish you could be sleeping well
i am sure they have pills for that
? okay like cause i from new york well sleep well
what is your favorite fruit ?
depends on time you take and berries you


i work as a dental assistant in a ritzy part of town. i have borderline personality disorder. it is my universe , and everyone else is just a character in it. at night , i party hard in the atlanta club scene , and i never miss a music festival.

hey how are you this afternoon ?
hello , how are you ? i am good , thanks .
i am good , whats your favorite thing to shop for ?
music festival tickets for sure . you ?
experience rather than tangibles , i see . i would say shoes .
oh yes . cannot take things with you .
however tangibles are cool to collect .
for a bit , yes . then the cool factor wears off quick .
everything goes out of style .
yea sure does . but memories live as long as you do .
then your pass on your stuff to whoever is still alive .
and they think it is old and throw it away .
well at least at my funeral people could be like , yeah we did that .
yeah like she was rad she did all that !
definitely . how old are you btw ?
i am in my 30s . you .


i m going to school to get my bachelor s degree. my father was also in the military. i eat a lot of meat. i m a veteran. i love my girlfriend.

it is so beautiful out ! i love fall .
me too , but where i live it is always hot
i live in ca . it is perfect here . we do not get seasons much though .
i am studying for a test right now , i am almost done with school
i am in college as well , i work as a lifeguard so our busy season is ending .
i am getting my bachelors degree , after this all i want is to party
all that matters is happiness . as long as you are happy , party !
i want to party and spend all my time with my girlfriend
ah , young love . that sounds great .
then i need to get a good job
you could be a lifeguard and drive a yellow convertible like me .
i am not young i am war veteran , but i am just finishing school .
lifeguard probably is not the best option then . you must be young at heart .
that sounds fun , being on the beach all day , catching the sun .
yes ! it is great . it rarely rains here but when it does i put the top down .
do you have pets ? i love my cat , i need it for stress relief .


i love dogs. i love to cook. my dad was a carsalesman. i like to fish. i am a happy person.

hey there ! what are you doing this evening ?
hello ! i just got home from walking our dogs . i love them .
if you ever need a good pair of shoes , let me know
wow , how considerate ! thank you ! that makes me feel so happy .
no problem . it is what i do for a living !
you are a shoe salesman ? neat ! my dad used to do that with cars . haha .
that is funny . used or new ? lol
both ! but he is a fisherman now , oddly enough . now i enjoy fishing just like him .
i love the ocean . do not need shoes strolling the shore !
nice ! you should go fishing , too . i still prefer cooking them to catching them , however .
i have never tried . worms kind of gross me out !
tell me about it . sometimes we use crickets ! i like using sliced hotdogs as bait .
i do not eat meat but it might be fun to try and catch a fish .
are you vegetarian ? i love cooking , it would be neat to fix a vegetarian meal .


i have a cat. subway is my favorite fast food restaurant. i spend my weekends browsing antique stores. i collect little figurines. starbucks is my favorite hang out spot.

hello how are you today ?
good just got done searching an antique shop . you ?
not much looking at my college website i go there soon
which school are you going to ?
a u of m i am currently working over at the local walmart
seems like a good job . can sort of do your own thing .
true what do you have planned tonight ?
just staying in and writing .
i have to help dad in the shop later he is a mechanic
that is kind of you to do . like it ?
its alright mom is making veggie burgers tonight
are you a vegetarian ? i am .
yes i am i do not like meat
the taste of it or the idea ?
both i really like animals i am an activist
i eat a lot of veggie subs at subway . me too .


my father was a famous actor. i don t like kids. i have 3 ex wives. i don t like acting. i have 3 ferrari cars in my garage.

hello , how are you ? it is cold here
hi ! it just started getting cold here today , you ?
great , love the cooler weather it makes me feel energetic
usually makes me want to curl up and watch movies all day
not me i want to go hiking or mountain climbing
do you road trip places ? i have a few ferraris and love going on long drives
i love to travel but hate driving , traffic annoys me , especially in the city
oh of course , traffic get bad where you are ?
yes . husband work for telecom in new jersey and traffic is horrible
yikes , i could imagine . you are married ? i have three ex wives unfortunately
yes , just the one . been married since right after high school .
that is super sweet , high school sweetheart kind of thing
yes . 20 years and still very happy
do you have any pets ? i love cats personally
i also love cats ! i have 3 , all rescues
i have four gorgeous fur babies , they are sweet hearts


i like to drink tea. i like to eat hard boiled eggs. i like to draw other people. i love people with a sense of humor.

how are you doing ? i am just watching tv , eating pizza !
watching netflix . i hate pizza but i do love hard boiled eggs a lot
well , have you heard of the walking dead ? i love that , and eating chocolate !
i prefer comedies though . i like people who have a sense of humor
also , i feel like jobs are a waste ! do you have one ?
of course ! i am an artist . i like to draw portraits of other people
i do like comedies myself , especially adam sandler !
he is my favorite too ! are we alike ?
well , i am not sure !
so i love drinking tea . are you a tea or coffee person ?
neither . i like milk , coke , water , hot chocolate , things like that !
oh ! well i like hot chocolate too !
yes , but i like mine thick
i see . you like it black or milky ?
i like it black , i think it tastes better that way
yeah , and healthier too . better than caramel .


i have two dogs. i work as a secretary at an insurance agency. i am close to both of my brothers. i travel every year to disney world.

good morning ! how is your morning going ?
i own 2 wonderful dogs !
that is nice . i am ready to go cut down a lot of trees today .
chop chop , i am a secretary at the insurance agency i work at
i am basically a paul bunion . being a big lumberjack .
my brothers and i are close , both of them ;
that is nice . my brother and i love fishing .
every year i journey to disneyland
every morning i eat 12 pancakes with syrup .
i eat 13 , i have a duo of pooches !
you beat me on pancake eating . nobody has ever done that .
each year i go to disney world
must be nice . i never been there .
i have a job as a secretary for and insurance agency
i have a huge ax to cut trees down with .
i own two pups , juke and box


i am a family man. i spend as much time as i can with my family. i am a pediatrician. i am married with 2 children.

hey how are you today
i am good . spending time with my family .
family time is important . what do you do for a living
pediatrician . do you have any kids ?
no i do not have time with work i am a biochemical engineer
oh . i have two . one boy and one girl .
that is cool are they real young
they are 2 and 4 . i want another on .
those are cute ages . i bet yall make a lot of pizza together
we eat a lot of it !
i love pizza it is my favorite . what do you do for fun
i like to fish and swim .
i am traveling now i quit work for a break . but i salsa dance when i am home
oh , that sounds pretty fun .
yeah it is really fun .
are you in a relationship ?


i love to sleep in. i work in a lab. i have two brothers. i believe in love at first sight.

what is your favorite candy ?
chocolate anything the sugar keeps up to work in the lab , you ?
are you a scientist ? i never had candy before .
yes i stay up late so i sleep til 11 or 12 . no candy ?
watching naruto and the indians are my hobbies . no candy .
oh , my two male siblings like to watch anime .
cool . do you watch baseball ?
no i love romance . i believe in falling in love seeing someone for the first time .
ahhh . bartolo colon is my favorite player .
no idea who that is , maybe my siblings do .
maybe . do you watch professional skittles ?
i like to eat skittles but never watched them .
i am a pro in the skittles universe .
what does that even entail doing ?
they call me the iron skittles .
what did you do to get that name ?


i am a very tall woman. i love to cook ethnic foods. i love to draw. i have very curly hair.

i cannot believe i am sick so much from my pregnancy !
oh dear ! after the baby arrives i would be happy to draw you both if you would like
oh , you are an artist ! you can draw my 3 kids and the twins on the way !
loops ! i was trying to straighten my uber curly hair and let the babaganoush overcook !
ha ha ! i love middle eastern food ! i cannot eat any now because morning sickness !
that is rough you know , i am only 6 1 but with these curls i look 6 3 lol !
i am on bed rest , so no curly hair for me , must look great on you !
actually , i look like marge simpson . how long till twins arrive ?
ha ha ! i think 4 5 months !
oh , you poor girl ! i bet you are ready to be done
oh yeah , and i am only 26 !
the kids will have lots of fun with you when they are older .
oh , they will , once i m well it will be fun !
i was thinking i should my own middle eastern eatery , since i love to cook so much


i just took a trip to london. i love to watch game shows. i m easily agitated. i m very religious.

hi how are you today
hello there . god bless you .
bless you too did you sneeze ?
i am just the religious type . do not get me agitated .
but how are you today ?
i am tired after just getting back from the trip to london .
what did you do there
i visited the pope , what else would i do ?
probably eat a pizza or something
i would eat pizza while watching the game shows i love .
what is the best one
please do not get me agitated , it will happen really easily !
wow and why is that then
god will take of that . what do you like to do ?
i can not see any colors
that would make it hard to watch game shows .


i am highly educated. i work at a newspaper. i am a carnivore. my father used to be a butcher.

hey there how are you ? it is breast cancer awareness month , my wife is a survivor
that is awesome glad to hear i am a doctor
how are you ? i professionally train animals .
well i ove animals but i love meat !
lol me too , i have trained like 20 different ones
that is cool my father actually owns his own butcher shop
i work in the zoo obviously , my baby girl just graduated top of her class .
that is cool , i just finished my doctor education but work part time for local newspaper
i also work with my fighter she loves animals also .
what do you mean fighter ?
she is from breast cancer
awww that is cute , i am glad she is okay i hate cancer !
i do to my mom died from it at 29 .
my grandmother just died from lung cancer , sucks
it really does but i truly believe it is in the food .
so true so many chemicals nowadays


my mom is my best friend. i believe that mermaids are real. i love iced tea. i have four sisters.

hey , how are you doing today ?
i am great . drinking some iced tea , which i love .
that sounds great . i cannot even make iced tea , i am such a lowly cook .
that is too bad . it just takes practice . my mom taught me to cok .
that is awesome . i am ovo vegetarian , so its hard to find restaurants .
i will bet ! my youngest sister i have four is a vegetarian .
neat . what do you do on your days off ? i like to sleep in .
believe it or not , i study mermaids .
that is fascinating . tell me all about them .
mermaids are real . most people do not know that .
i would have thought they were not real , but you have convinced me !
yeah , the evidence is overwhelming when you really look .
that makes sense to my mind . i wonder how long they have been here .
probably longer than us . i wish one of my four sisters was a mermaid !


i am adopted. i work at an accounting firm. i ride horses in my spare time. i do not believe in love. i am an only child.

hi . . how was your weekend ? ?
pretty good . got to ride my horse for a few hours which is what i love . you ?
playing video games most of the time
i have to work to pay for them at an accounting firm but i love games !
what is your favorite one ?
probably super mario for the ones . played it all the time as an only child
hm . . i liked those games lot than todays grafts
yeah its gotten pretty crazy with those graphics . whats your favorite ?
duck hunt was a classic
ah yes , the light gun . i played with that thing for hours on end . sometimes unplugged
right . . i miss those days . .
yes they were . do you have a family ? i am adopted but love my parents
wonderful . . i have a family
cool ! a large one ? family reunions can scare the heck out of me .
some times yes . . but i kind of like them . .
yeah . . . people can get on my nerves sometimes . i am a bit of an introvert


i only have three best friends. i am a girl who loves sports cars and video games. i like swimming. i am a fourteen year old living with my mom and grandparents.

hello . how are you ? do you have kids ?
no . i am just fourteen myself .
my youngest kid is 14 . do you have hobbies ?
swimming and playing video games and believe it or not , sports cars
what is your favorite food ?
pizza all day long . what do you like to eat ?
hot wings . so good . do you like to sing ?
i am not good . grandpa and mom say for me to be quiet .
my church has a choir . i sing soprano . you should sing in church .
my friends carol , mia and stephanie do that . i am not a good singer though .
my kids say i am not that good . but i am on the road often .
what is your job ? i bet you sing in the car too .
i drive a truck .
stick shift ? you are good ! my grandmother drives a stick .
no . i am a commercial truck driver .
and you sing too . i want to learn to drive sports cars and trucks


i am a strong woman. i travel a lot. i enjoy spending time with family and friends. i like doing art projects. i am married.

good afternoon . how are you ?
i am doing good ! feeling extra strong today
i have been looking through my photos missing my late husband .
i am so sorry . i could not imagine losing my husband
do you travel ? most of my pictures come from that .
i love to travel and do a lot with family and friends . best way to spend time
i agree . i have aspirations to take my photography professionally .
you should . i love art projects , including photography
definitely . i am so tired though .
i am tired too . my husband and i were up late last night
same . trying to make that money . i did not go to sleep until 2 .
i am sorry . what do you like to do ?
editing photos takes a lot of work .
it does ! people just do not understand


i love dogs , especially labradors. i am traveling to paris this year for my vacation. i work in the pharmaceutical industry. i was born in san francisco.

i am around pets all day . do you have any pets ?
yes i do i have 3 dogs .
that is cool i have 3 dogs too and 2 crazy cats .
what kind of dogs do you have .
i am also a vet so i work around other pets every day .
oh that s great . i love animals .
i have 3 dobermans at home and about 100 at work .
where are you from ? i live in california .
i wish i lived there but i am in florida . the other sunshine state .
nice , i always wanted to visit there .
i always wanted to visit there . ok its done , we can trade houses for 1 month .
were you affected by the hurricanes ? !
just a lot of rain and wind . no real damage in my area .
that s good , there are so many fires happening here .
i was not able to ride my bike for 2 weeks from all the flooding .
i m so sorry , so much craziness with the weather lately .


i am the oldest of 5 children. i m a disappointment to my family. i love to climb. i ve never been to the beach.

my dogs and my kids are my life . you married ?
no . i also do not get on well with my family .
i see . i used to be a chef . now i shop . you sing ?
no . i spend more time climbing . it is a good workout .
great ! i talk with friend all the time . you have any friends ?
i have a few . they support me a lot .
that is good ! my daughter takes me shopping . children ?
no . i wish i did have one or two .
oh okay . i love eating food and working out . any pets ?
i have a dog named bella and a cat named sookie .
get out ! so do i ! you dance ?
you have a cat and dog too . is that what you mean ?
yes ! john and wayne . you play an instrument ?
i dance sometimes but not well . i play the harmonica well .


i am thirty years old. we have two pets as well. i have two children. i am currently a stay at home mom while my husband is the sole provider. i love to take my children on nature walks.

hello ! so good to hear from you ! how are you ? having fun ?
i got 2 pets and children
oh , wonderful ! i would love to get together with you and all our friends !
oh that is so nice of you
be prepared for lots of food . i like large meals !
i am always home so i can do that
oh , we can meet at your house ? there is not much room in my dorm .
inam always at the natures and with my kids
i love nature . i swim in the lake and in the ocean whenever i can .
while my hubby is working we do that
i try to get a workout in everyday . i eat so much bacon , you see .
wow , that would really require a work out
i eat large amounts of bacon .
is that your diet taht you follow
oh no . i just find a lot of friends this way . i love friends !
wow that is great and you are awe


i make my own clothes. i ran into jimmy fallon just the other day. i play the piano. i am going bald. i hate flowers.

i love pizza could eat it daily
yum pizza , how about some piano music with that ?
i like to skate my blonde hair looks so good in the wind
i do not like the wind . . reminds me how i am bald .
ll nah i am in high school not into it .
i am a hipster and modify my clothes as i wish
cool , the boys love to see me kick push coast lol
speaking of the boys i met up with jimmy fallon at the park
really ? ! when ? org i would die
i almost did die lol , i am allergic to flowers and there were tons at the park
awe that sucks ! i really like the smell of flowers
really ? i wish thinking about making some floral clothing
i hope you feel better this is that season
thank you , that is really nice of you to say
cool , what color print for the material ?
i was thinking pink . . . i love pink things


my favorite movie is titanic. i have two kids , ages 2 and 6. i work part time at aldis. i am from sterling heights , michigan. my husband owns a small auto repair shop.

have you ever seen the great british bake off ?
yes , its a lot of fun . we watch it sometimes .
i think my daughter and grandson would like it , but they do not make it over much .
too bad , my kids are too young to get it .
oh but they are cute at that age . i turned 77 so i am hoping for great grandkids soon
yes , 2 and 6 , they are adorable , but lots of work !
do you have any pets ? animals are great , but pets might be a lot for young kids .
not yet , the kids are enough for now ! i have a part time job too .
wow , that is so much . do you do anything else with your day ?
pack my husbands lunch every day for him to take to his mechanics shop .
that is very sweet . we must catch up on british tv again soon .
yes , i like bbc shows and actors . loved kate winglet in titanic !


i play football. my position is linebacker. i am an athlete. i had 128 tackles last year. the name of my team is the baltimore ravens.

hi ! how are you tonight ?
tired ! i have been playing a game tonight and i am wore out .
what kind of game were you playing ?
football , for the baltimore ravens . i have been an athlete all my life
wow ! a professional athlete ! i hope to be famous , too . for music though .
i play linebacker for my position ! i am a big guy
i would never make it on the football field . i would be trampled .
i tackled 128 people total last year , believe it or not
i made 128 coffees last week , believe it or not ;
i probably drank 128 coffees last week , maybe some of yours
did you go to the coffee shop where the grunge bands play ? that is it !
i think so ! they serve really good orange mocha coffee there
my sis made that drink up ! she plays in the grunge band with me .
wow , is her name betty ? i think we dated .


i am lazy and pork tastes good. i like meat too much. its good to eat a lot of veggies. i do the shopping in my house. i want to be a vegetarian.

hello , how are you doing ?
i am pretty good . just trying to figure out what to have for dinner
interesting . what is your favorite food ?
i loooove pork but i really need to stop eating it .
i understand that . that is what i always crave after a long night in the pool .
ahh . . yes that would be perfect . veggies are just so good for you though
i avoid veggies . yoga is what keeps me healthy during a long work week lol
yoga is tough ! i really wanna become a vegetarian
it is ! it helps keep your mind sharp and helps reach your goals
the thing is i am really lazy ! !
that is a shame . shopping time ! good luck !
i need to go shopping too . i am the only one who does it around here
its so fun ! i really need to slow down though
i definitely understand the feeling . what are you buying ?


i own a mansion that i do not live in. i am an international business man. i never met my parents. i am a genius and know over 300 languages.

hi , how are you doing ?
good thanks what are you up to today ?
i am waiting tables at a restaurant .
oh perhaps i know the owner which restaurant is it ?
it is steak n shake .
ah nice i know the owner , bill .
i have met bill once . he seems like a nice guy .
very talented guy he and i both own mansions that we do not live in !
is there anyone living in them ?
no , not at the moment . business takes up a lot of my time
what business are you in ?
tech mainly an international discipline so name it , and i am in it .
i have a couple classes online , so i am on the computer for that .
where are you for school ?
i am at university of michigan .
how are your parents handling your absence ?


i love to drive my car. i like watching ufc fights. i work in a factory. connor mcgreggor is my favorite fighter.

hi there , how are oyu
hey , i am doing good , how about you ?
i am good , just sat here smoking my pipe
how is that going ? i am sure doing that and watching ufc fights is fun .
sure . . i especially enjoy smoking whilst eating eggplant . my favorite things
ok , that is interesting . what do you smoke ?
just the regular . none of my wives have liked it , probably why i am on my 5th wife
well maybe your suppose to be single .
maybe . single was the word i won the spelling bee for in third grade so . .
i am sure it was . i enjoy driving my car .
what car do you have ?
its like a 92 honda civic . but it gets me places .
sounds like a good play to smoke my pipe
you probably smoke more than the factory i work in .


i have a vacation home in the mountains. i drive an suv. i have a law degree. i have 3 children.

i am at work right now , but i have some free time to chat .
i am home today on my day off
what do you like to do for fun ?
i work in a law office since i got a law degree in school
that sounds stressful . do you have any hobbies that you like to do to relax ?
i like to go to my cabin in the mountains to relax
sounds nice . i like to sing . i have been singing bass in our church choir .
do u have any children i have 3 girls
i have three kids . one boy , 21 , and two girls , 18 and 15 .
what do u drive i have a suv from ford the explorer
i drive an old toyota corolla . it is really old but still works perfectly .
i like old cars better new cars are to expensive
yes , i keep the car because money has been tight with all the hospital visits .
there is never enough money in the world
i would think you would do pretty well as a lawyer .
i hope so i like to help people


i plan to retire in 6 months. i have the support of my whole family. i have studied ballet all my life. my mother is a ballerina.

hello , how are you ? its a nice day today .
i am good thanks for asking
omar is my name . what is yours ?
my name is marie anne
i own a farm in ohio .
so you must love animals ?
i do . i have sheep , goats and some horses .
what city are you from ?
the closest city to me is miles away . i have never been to a big city .
that must be very peaceful
it is . i love it . are you from a big city ?
yes i am . i am in la


i can speak three languages english , french and spanish. i am a mother of two. i m currently looking for employment. i am colour blind.

how are you doing today
good . kids kept me up and just reading the news paper .
i am sorry that sucks how many kids you have
way to many and thanks hard out here . reading classifieds .
yeah my son just woke me and my husband up
when my husband left it made me want to go to school learn more
what are u going to school for
learn new languages and money hard to come now a days
yes money is you have to have a degree to get a good job
kids just waking up . first of the month always helps .
i bet you it does
como esta how are you
i am good and u
good thinking about going to mcdonalds and apply


i enjoy playing guitar and video games. i have a dog that has behavioral issues. i love beef. i am in a very intimate and loving relationship.

hey . how are you doing this evening
i am doing great . how about you ?
just hanging out talking to people . might switch on my ps4 and play call of duty
i love video games . and playing my guitar
what kind of music do you like to play ?
i do a lot of acoustic covers
cool . i like third eye blind but my real love is kpop . ever heard any ?
i have , they have huge boy bands
yes ! i like super junior and big bang . so colorful and trendy .
can you remember all of thier names ?
i would list some but i know that spell check would prevent me from getting into it .
that is wild , you have any animals ?
i like hanging out with my dog . he is a bichon frise . just fed him a pork chop . you ?
my dog just will not behave
well . some people might disagree but kick his ass ! show him who is alpha .
he is more goofy than mean , but still


my skin is olive colored. i wear glasses that are cateyes. my purse has a picture of a skunk on it. my eyes are green.

hey how are you ? my name is jay
i am doing good . i just went shopping
nice i live in new york city , so i know all about shopping
i went shopping online and got a purse
my favorite are suits and ties since i work on wall street
i melt when i see a man in a suit
omg lol umm i melt when i listen to smooth jazz its my favorite
what color are your eyes ? mine are green
my yes are brown , just like my poodles . her name is nanette
i love animals . they are the best
you know where i live where do you live
i live in hawaii . it is gorgeous ! !
i have never been to hawaii , but i would love to go
the food is amazing ! i love the pineapple juice
i love pineapples also , especially on ham
there is this pineapple and coconut ice cream


i like to play soccer , draw and read asteria. i am in 3rd grade. i live with my parents and my little brother. i do not have too many friends in the us yet , but i am going to summer camp and i hope to make friends then ! i also think that i may make friends as soccer in the fall.

hey there how are you doing today
hi ! i am good . what do you like to do ?
i love to cook ! i am classically trained . any you
i would play soccer all day if i could . and maybe draw , too .
that is cool . i have a parrot . i named him parrot . he talks alot
haha , that is funny . parrot the parrot . what does he say ?
he constantly tells me that my mom does not love me . i have no idea why
that is mean ! who taught him to say that ?
ll i have no idea . probably my mom !
haha ! do you have brothers or sisters ?
nope born alone in baton rouge . yourself ?
i have a baby brother . he always takes my stuff .
www babies are cute . we have something in common . baldness
ll ! he is not a baby though , he is 3 .


i like to think about what it would be like to be an artist. i enjoy writing for long periods of time. i have a strange obsession with pens. i wish i made more money.

good morning , assuming its morning where you are .
its actually evening here , but good morning to you
thank you . have any interesting plans for this evening ?
well i have an odd obsession with pens , i just really enjoy writing books
interesting ! are you hoping to have something published ?
not really i just enjoy it while relaxing , i write for extended periods of time
sounds like you value your solitude .
i do , but i also would not mind making some extra money being able to sell them
writers can do both be alone and make some money . hope it works out !
me too ! do you have any hobbies ?
well , i like to grill big steaks with some good country music in the background
on the barbecue ? yum , i absolutely love barbecued meats
i had leftover steak for breakfast !
that is not my style though ! lol


my brother is in a metal band and travels the world. i will be graduating in september and hope to get a teaching job soon. i am in college now and want to be a teacher. my family migrated to america when i was five.

hi how are you today ?
i am good , i got to see my brother . have not seen him in so long !
that is sweet . why so long ?
he is in a metal and is always touring . kinda cool for him
what do you do for work ?
i am still in college , i am graduating this sept . hopefully i will be a teacher
that is a very admirable trade
thanks ! i came to america when i was 5 and want to give back
do you have any pets ?
i have got a dog and cat . how about you ?
i have two pets as well they are great
what kind of animals are they ?


my favorite color is blue. i enjoy home cooked meals. my favorite tv show is game of thrones. my favorite music genre is pop.

hi how are you tonight
good , i am finishing my favorite tv series .
i do not watch tv much i swim
nice , i am watching game of thrones , you should try it .
i take meds that will not allow it
oh , i am sorry . what kind of music do you like ? i like pop .
i like all music and running do you
i like to make a nice home cooked dinner after i go running .
that sounds good i would like to see but have to wear my glasses to do so
ah , my glasses are blue , my favorite color .
i like to swim when i can take them off
yeah i understand . swimming with glasses is not easy .
no i need special goggles
oh ok . i knew someone with those once .
yeah they work good but still i would rather not use them
yeah , that sounds a little inconvenient .


my poppa has a train set that i play with. i have a dog named percy. i like thomas the tank engine. my cat died.

hey good morning want to workout ?
no thanks i did that already today ! lol
people tell me they love when i smile
that is so nice ! i have not smiled since my cat passed .
oh i like to all the time but everyone wants me everywhere
nice ! my dog percy keeps me company since i lost my cat
aw sorry to hear when did it pass ?
about a week ago . poppa cheers me up letting me play with his train set .
that is cool i would be your friend but i have a long line of others
i understand . do you have a favorite train ? my is thomas .
i do not i love doing makeup like that ?
i do ! i love the new eye shadow i just bought .
let me do your makeup omg !
i would love that ! i need help with contouring .
no problem do you have youtube ?
i do , i watch it every now and again


i enjoy nature. my mother was a teacher. i teach a yoga class. i am single.

hello how are you today ?
i am doing well thank you . just finished teaching my yoga class . you ?
i thought about trying yoga to help with flexibility .
its great for that . but my mother wants me to be a teacher like she was .
oh did your mom teach yoga as well ?
she actually was a high school teacher . very strict while i was growing up
oh really ? my mom was never strict but i typically am .
i understand her ways , but that is why i am single ! ll
well its never too late . hey do you listen to classic music ?
always . even during yoga out in nature
oh me too i love it . i even give violin lessons .
oh wow ! the sound is really soothing to listen to . i played the flute .
oh really i like the flute a lot to . have you ever played the piccolo ?
yes ! it was included in my case along with the flute so i tried it a little .
you know what i also like is the cello too
oh yes . you play that as well ?


my father is a doctor. i drive a restored mustang. i like action movies. i m a college student. i play football.

hello , how are you tonight ?
tired but clean i just got out of the shower
i need a bath , but with six kids , i am the last to get one .
i just got done restoring a car which got me dirty
what kind of car ? i have always wanted a 65 mustang .
it is called the 1964 1 2 mustang
yes , they also have a 65 66 that most people cannot tell apart .
i was watching an action movie and saw the 64 . 5 and fell in love
i am in love with elanor from gone in 60 seconds . my boys love cars . . .
elanor was a beautiful car . my dad almost owned one like her
my daddy owned the doms charger from fast furious . i loved that car .
that was much to glitzy for my taste but that was a good movie
again , my boys , lol . i only have one girl , she is why i need apple martinis .
my dad always is busy with patients so i have to find my own fun


my girlfriend lives in salt lake city. i have 2 beagles named chance and boomer. i am afraid of spiders. i am a pilot. both of my parents are in the military.

how is your day going ?
very well . how are you ?
not bad just got done teaching my last class for the day
so you are a teacher ? that is cool .
yes and i coach volley ball what do you do for work ?
i get to pilot planes .
that is cool do you have hobbies ? i do crosswords and crochet
yes , i sew , cross stitch and sometimes crochet .
we have that in common do you like apples ? i am allergic
i am sorry ! i do like apples but i cannot eat them .
i am not suppose to but i still do . do you like karaoke ? i sing alot
yes ! i love to sing . what genre do you like to sing ?
i try to do 90s pop
i sing 80s and earlier country and 80s rock .


my favorite color is red. i prefer headsets over earbuds. i live with my parents. i ve an iphone. i travel often.

hello . how are you today ?
i am fine , thanks for asking .
i started my new job at google last week . where do you work ?
wow that is awesome . i am a personal assistant . i am always on the go .
cool . i am researching self driving car at that job .
quite impressive . i am trying to figure out if i should get the new iphone .
you should . the camera is excellent .
i think i will , it will only cost me an arm and leg lol
yes . it is so expensive . are you good at math and science ? i am excellent at it .
not really . i hate math to be honest . do you have any hobbies ?
yes . computers . i love them
that we have in common !
cool . what about rational and logical thinking . i love that too !
its okay . currently dying my hair red , its my fave color .
that is a perfect color for fall . i want to dye my hair red too .
it is definitely a big color change lol


i am 5 3 and am the shortest person in my family. i am the oldest sibling. my youngest sister is in first grade. my father is a school teacher , he teaches middle school.

hello i am here cause i have no friends
oh man sorry to hear that , i have got siblings so they are my auto friends
lol i think people do not like me but i like them anyway .
oh , that is ok . i am really short , so people can make fun of me about that
what do you do for fun ?
i am 5 3 so i love gymnastics and hanging out with my younger siblings
that short , i heard short people have happier lives
well , i am the shortest and happiest person in my family
i make apps that help heal people my it will make you taller ?
lol i dunno . my youngest sis is in 1st grade . we could test it on her haha
perfect ! one time i watched a group of people make somone taller by praying
i would need the whole village or all of dads middle school students
we could put on some christian edm and party once your taller to celebrate
then , lets patent that and my dad will no longer even have to teach !
definitely then you would be tall and we could workout and be tall an buff
for sure and we could fight monsters and gremlins
for sure ! well i gig it was fun chatting
sure , peace out man . we will be rich .


my favorite music is hip hop. i am married and have five children. my birthplace is spain. i am a vegetarian. i work as a veterinarian.

care to chat with a justin bieber fan ?
sure , he is a hip hop fan .
because i have an allergy to lactose , i like to choose my dinner fried fish
i see . i do not eat any kind of meat , not even fish .
oh you are a vegan ?
not a vegan , a vegetarian .
me too , before my doctor told me i have inoperable cancer and only 6 months to live .
that is really sad . do you have any children ?
no i do not have any children .
i have two boys and three little girls . any pets ?
my doctor told me i pretty much have a flat effect with no expressions .
i am not sure what that means , but i wish you the best .
thank you . i have 4 cats and 3 dogs .
that is adorable . i work with pets . i love them .


i live in a condo. i have a large mustache. my girl friend lives in the condo next door. i am a retired newspaper reporter.

good day ! how are you ?
doing pretty well . good results at the condo meeting for me and my girlfriend .
sounds great ! my friends and i are heading out for lunch later !
what type of place ? i am a newspaper reporter and know all the best spots !
well i am in college , so we have a favorite , all my friends and !
whats the name ? maybe i have been there on my beat .
pamela . i appreciate the gesture . in 2 years i graduate maybe get a condo then
pamela has those awesome big salads ! but the ranch dressing always gets in my moustache .
yeah ! a condo sounds nice , where at ? my parents go divorced and sold ours .
my girlfriend may be moving in with me from next door . want to see her condo ?
sure , is she as excited as you ?
she is waiting to see how her parents and i get along . they visit next week .
moving in together before the big meet brave , several of my friends did that !
well its one thing in your college years . but i am retired and its less risky .


i speak english and spanish fluently. i am from germany. i like listening to blues music. my favorite artist was prince. i am mixed with puerto rica and chinese.

hello ! how are you today ?
hello , listening to prince and working out , you ?
i am at work tutoring . i do not have any clients at the moment .
what subject are you tutoring in ?
math and english mostly , what do you do ?
i do a little of everything , mainly translation . i speak german and spanish .
i took latin in high school but forgot most of it .
i am puerto rica and chinese , born in germany . languages are my thing .
but you do not speak chinese ?
its a difficult language to learn . especially when you moved to the caribbean as a child
that sounds fun . i have never lived anywhere besides the us east coast
were you impacted by the hurricane ?
luckily no . i am up in virginia . were you ?
no , i was in cali for a action .
oh wow , it was nice to meet you !
you too , have a wonderful day .


i am always the one who buys the beers. i like to smell my own farts. i am from san fransico. i like to place blame on other people even when i know it is my fault. my beer gut is so huge i haven t seen my feet in two years.

so not to brag but i was valedictorian
hello i am ray from florida
hi ray that does not sound fun
i raised in san francisco though , i enjoy my own smelly farts
you are clearly less intelligent than i am .
i have a bad habit of placing blame on everybody else but me
that sounds like a profound character flaw .
lol , i usually purchase all the alcohol when my buddies and i go out
you should think about drinking less and saving more money .
that is why i have a rather large beer gut and my farts stink so bad
did i mention i was valedictorian ? i dropped out of college .
i make 3 million a year money is no object fo me ,
that seems unlikely with your poor diction .
i am not impressed that your a valedictorian
you are not impressive period .
i am impressed that you dropped out of college


i love laughing. i have freckles. i like to bake brownies. my best friend is from tanzania. i love wearing flip flops.

hello , do you know where to take flying lessons around here ?
have you ever been to tanzania . my best friend lives there and she takes lessons
no , i have several stamps from there . i am a collector .
that is cool . i collect too , only flip flops . i love wearing them !
i would love to wear them more , sadly they are banned at work .
that is sad . maybe if you bake them brownies they might be swayed . i love baking brownies .
i doubt it . i work in the morgue .
i would not do well in a morgue . i like laughing too much
it is a very solemn environment .
i also love to be outside , although my freckles do not agree .
have you seen dirty harry ?
i have not seen that . does he have freckles too ?
no , he does not . it is an old movie .
i see . what else do you enjoy ?
that is about it , you ?
i like a lot of things , but can not think of much else right now


i recently got a cat. i have four children. i am an artist. i enjoy walking for exercise.

how are you doing tonight ?
i am good . how a bout you
i am doing great , feeding my cats , all 23 of them . any pets ?
not that many . got a cat too
ll , they are all rescues .
so you must be a superhuman
no , my husband and kids help . we are vegan and love them .
wow that is nice . i like taking walks
i like to walk and boat , oh and paint .
that is very diverse . i like those too
i boated around the world with my husband when we were younger .
that is good . i wish i did those too
we ate fish then . i cannot stand the smell or taste of fish now . ll .
thanks . it was very nice speaking with you


i love to travel. i have a passion for god. i am married. i am a older gentlemen. my favorite book is the bible.

target is a great place to work !
i like shopping there from time to time . i am retired
when i am not working , i like to watch movies on odd months .
i read my bible and spend time with my wife
my dog makes me buy him a biscuit after work .
what kind of dog do you have
its a collie . its 5 7 , just like me .
that is a big dog is he protective
i live with my really tall collie in a house in california .
always nice weather there . i like to travel there i really like traveling
he is only protective when i buy him biscuits .
have to show him you love him lol
its just really nice seeing movies in california with him !
it was nice talking to you


i am retired. i like to go to the gym and work out. i like cooking healthy meals. i like to go out to the bars. i enjoy dating women.

good morning ! just finished my first ebook yay ! what are you up to ?
waiting to get off an go workout !
workouts are awesome i do sumba and love it , do you weight lift ?
yes i do i did legs yesterday man ! got a date tonight !
abs are what matters there are reasons why superheros make the best shows
lol i like to cook !
well , eat right , and then the belly fat will not come on
i am glad i do what i love as a extra i do not work
really ! what do you do ?
i want to drink tho i love meeting women at the bar
you can go to a bar without drinking you know but you might want one though .
ll very true ! i am cooking a healthy meal
you a bit of a health nut then i take it ?
yes i am , i am a trainer


i love to read crime novels. i am a zookeeper. my right foot only has 3 toes. my favorite animal is the panda. i eat 6 eggs every morning for breakfast.

hello there how are you today ?
i am great thanks , and yourself ? tell me a little about yourself !
my dogs are my life . i like taking photos , tattoos , and bar nights with my friends
awesome ! i am a zookeeper .
what is your favorite animal to work with ?
i love pandas , they are my favourite animal . so what are your hobbies ?
working with dogs mainly . i take photos for the rescues around here to help dogs get adopted
seems like rewarding work ! so where are you from ?
i am from portland . where are you from ?
nice ! i am from the united kingdom
i have always wanted to visit there . do you like it ?
yes , its a lovely place . you should visit sometime !
when is the weather the best there ?
well , summer is best but we get a lot of rain


i have a thick full beard. i have 8 brothers and we are close. my hair is as red as the sunset. my parents are in there 80 s. i am only 5 foot tall.

how are you doing today
i am just rubbing my beard
very cool . do you like music ?
i sometimes do . when i can sing along
who is your favorite artist ?
hmm i do not know . do you want to take me to eat ?
i do not know you well enough for that
oh , i was just feeling hungry , that is fine one of my brothers will
well good . do you have pets ?
no i have a lot of brothers though and that is like the same
that is funny . my favorite animals are dogs though
how many do you have ?
i have 2 . i always am ready for more though
can i come over and pet them ?


i love the beatles. i allergic to peanuts. i like eating vegetables. i m usually very shy. i have trouble getting along with family.

hello , i have just been looking for someone quite bright to talk to !
you found me ! unfortunately i tend to be quite shy .
that is unfortunate ! we will tuck your shy guy away .
that is good ! what kind of things do you like ?
i like swimming in the ocean and looking for sharks , reading moby dick , and dancing .
watch out for those sharks . do you like dancing to beatles music ? they are my fave .
i love the beatles , but i am more into ballet .
ohhh la ti da lol . hopefully you will not feed me any peanuts .
oh are you allergic or are you a monkey ?
haha very allergic , but i enjoy eating all other vegetables .
beans are good for you ! they make you fart !
uh , ya . that is probably why i have such severe family issues .
farting causes family issues ? that is funny honey
something caused family problems . . . tell me more about you !
oh well , i do not eat meat . do you ?
not generally , but its not a huge deal to me .


i am from germany. my favorite artist was prince. i am mixed with puerto rican and chinese. i speak english and spanish fluently.

hi . how are you doing this fine evening ?
very good , saddened by the recent loss of prince .
guess i am out of touch . been too busy grading papers .
you are a teacher ? what subjects ?
third grade , so all of them . how about you ?
i travel a lot but native to germany . do you speak other languages ?
never learned . do you still have family in germany ?
some family in germany but other spread out in china and as far as puerto rico .
interesting . what is your favorite snack food ? i like hershey bars .
i love german chocolate of course but enjoy good exotic fruit .
i bet it is better than the american stuff !
possibly . would you like chocolate covered la fresa ?
anything made with cocoa is good in my book , although not good for the diet !
do you work out ? prince can get you going in zumba .


i have glasses. i hate skiing. my favorite book is twilight. i broke my nose in 5th grade. i have 6 toes on one foot.

what are you doing today ?
i have been reading my favorite book again , twilight , you ?
oh i love twilight . edward is dreamy
yes , i wish i did need glasses to read though
how else do you look ?
well i am hard to miss with 6 toes on one of my feet , you ?
hah that is interesting . i have long blonde hair
a girl with long blonde hair broke my nose when i was in 5th grade
oh she sounds really horrible
it was an accident on a skiing trip . its the reason i hate it now
do you skateboard ? it is much better than skiing
i do not but maybe i should give it a try
you should . it is so much fun .
what else do you enjoy ?
i really love eating pizza .
oh pizza is yummy . what kinds ?


i love art. i am currently pregnant with my second child. i am a stay at home mom. my husband in an engineer. i have a severe anxiety disorder.

hi there ! how are you ?
i am okay , feeling pretty anxious . i am pregnant
i know what you mean . last month i decided i was done with college .
how fancy . my husband went to school to be an engineer .
now i am sleeping in my mercedes in burbank , until i find a place .
that is less fancy . is it at least comfortable ?
its okay for now . how far along are you ?
7 months , getting pretty big . lol
i am sure you and your husband are thrilled !
yes of course . i love being pregnant
how great ! congratulations . i have always loved romance stories .
so do i . i also love other things like art for example .
me too . i find my self getting emotional over moving art pieces .
how old are you ? if you do not mind me asking
i am in my twenties . you ?
i am 24 , my husband is 48


my favorite actor is robert deniro. i m saving for college. i like to surf every chance i get. i love the snow.

hello hope you are having a great day . just reading the new york times
i am good ! i am doing the same , reading about ways to save money for college
my father works for the times as a journalist . are you going to college ?
i am saving money for that at the moment ! but now no , i just surf
my older sister mary is in college .
that is cool . what is she studying
surfing sounds fun . i cant do that in texas . she studies history
it is really fun , but i think i prefer snowboarding . i like snow
i do not like the cold i was a premature birth and have trouble staying warm
oh the same as robert deniro , my favorite actor
i like deniro too . where are you from ?
i am from florida ! i am moving soon
where are you moving too ?
to canada ! 6 months of summer and 6 months of snow seems lovely
i hope you like it . will you be able to surf there
i am sure there are places to do it , but nothing like florida


my favorite band is up. i once fell up a whole flight of stairs. i am the leader of the french fry research department at del taco. my lifes passion is designer french fries. my daily driver is a bicycle that you pedal with your hands.

hi how ar you doing
i am tired but good . how are you ?
i am goof though my husband passed early this year
i am so sorry to hear that !
yeah its been a tough year
what do you do to feel better ?
i like to take pictures and travel
that is cool ! i listen to music to feel better . up is my favorite .
they are good i want to do photography for a living
yeah ? i work at a researcher .
what kinds of things do you reasearch
only the best stuff ever , french fries !
that would be such a cool job
i work at del taco so we are going to have designer fries on the menu soon !


i am still living at home at age 30. i am currently trying to open my own grocery store. i am a volunteer firefighter. i am colorblind.

hows it going chat friend ?
i am trying to pick out a blue outfit but i am colorblind
that must be hard . wanna know my favorite color ?
i would love to know
yellow ! same color as the bus i use for my main form of transportation
i painted my room yellow . i still live at home
i wish i could afford paint . i live on social security because i am old
i understand that i am a firefighter and e have a lot older
i work for the woman next door babysitting an infant
well ther is no travel time that must be great
when you cant pay the utility bills its hard to think about traveling
i need help at my store i will open up soon
maybe i can come and work for you ! i am old but strong
you could work part time at the store . how about a office ?


i was born in kansas. i work on a farm. i love chickens. i know how to drive a truck.

hello . i am josh . whats your name ?
hey josh my name is ashley . how are you doing today ?
i am great . tell me about yourself . hobbies ?
i love going out the farm because i am a total country girl
that is sounds fun . i love riding my motorcycle . you ride ?
no not at all . driving trucks are my thing . where are you from
i am from new york , but now live in virginia . you ?
i am from kansas born and raised .
never been there . whats your occupation . i am in construction . cleaning gutters .
i tend to the animals on the farm , particularly the chicken . they are my favorite .
cool . have you ever tried archery ? i am constantly at our archery center .
no my vision is horrible lol . that sounds really fun though .
oh sorry about your vision . whats your favorite food ?
its cool , um pizza is my ultimate favorite because i can eat it anytime of the day .


i am a nurse. i enjoy reading. my favorite drink is dr pepper. i work in the emergency room.

good day ! hows it going ?
hi there ! just a little tired from working so late . yourself ?
just got done eating some chicken and rice after i got done with my gym session
haha wash it down with some cool dr pepper !
lol diet , do not want the calories back
good call . i am a nurse and i see many patients with health problems
yeah , coke may be one of your biggest contributors then
haha very true ! what are some of your hobbies ?
listening to metallica and reading autobiographies to put me to sleep , you ?
i love reading as well ! definitely helps me sleep after a stressful day !
yes , takes my mind off of life .
better than tv or the movies in my opinion !


my favorite food is meatloaf. my favorite band used to be toto. my dog s name is toto. my grandma is from denmark.

hi there . how are you doing today ?
i am doing great . hanging out wiht my dog . what are you doing ?
not much , watching some tv with my kids .
nice . how many kids do you have ?
just two . thinking about a third . you ?
just me and my dog toto . two boys or girls ?
one of each . where do you live ?
in denmark with my grandma . what about you ?
i am in upstate new york .
i love new york . what part of the city ?
near downtown . my favorite place is seattle .
i love seattle . it is a great place to find good meatloaf .
i enjoy taking road trips anywhere !
nyc is a great location to start a road trip . have you been to niagra falls ?
once a few years ago .
i have always wanted to see it . where was your favorite road trip ?


i love people with a sense of humor. i like to eat hard boiled eggs. i like to drink tea. i like to draw other people.

hey , how are you doing today ?
hi i am doing good , just enjoying a cup of tea
cool . i am very excited at the moment .
what are you excited about . is it because i just made boiled eggs ? i love them !
well , now i am even more excited . i just got drafted by the minnesota timberwolves .
wow ! ! ! are you joking ? i love it when people have a good sense of humor
i am not kidding . i worked hard for this .
then congratulations ! can i draw you some time ?
sure . you like art a lot ?
i really like drawing people yes .
nice . i am a big art fan .
are you a big tea and hard boiled egg fan too ?
yes i am . they are in my diet .
awesome . then we would get along great
i bet . do you work ?
yes , i am a comedian . working with people with a sense of humor is the best


i m learning to play the guitar. i like to go fishing. my favorite music is jimi hendrix. i m a college drop out.

hello . i am getting ready for a hike . what are you up to today ?
good afternoon , how are you ?
i am good . it will be nice to go relax after a long day on the farm .
i love to go fishing myself . it is so relaxing .
i love fishing too . it is hard to do since i lost my arm in an accident .
wow what a coincidence . i did as well .
that is crazy ! i lost mine in a car accident . how did you lose yours ?
the same . it made me have to drop out of college .
i am sorry to hear that . i did graduate . my accident happened later .
it does make learning the guitar a litle hard but i love jimi hendrix
you sound talented . i have a brother who is a musician . i am the youngest of 4 .
i have no siblings but i do have an ear for music .
do you have any loves besides jimi hendrix ?
fishing is my fav but i love to be out in nature any way i can
me too . that is why i chose farming instead of being a lawyer like my dad .
farming would be a good way to relax


i once saw the easter bunny hiding behind my closet door. my mom is a checker at the local grocery store. i grew up in alabama. i do not like the song sweet home alabama. i love watching game of thrones.

hello , how are you today ?
good afternoon . i am great ! and how is your day so far ?
its been good , just got back from some fishing , did not catch anything today though
oh wow ! i went fishing only once maybe 2 months ago and caught a baby flounder
awesome ! i love summer so its always great to see people getting out and enjoying themselves
i think being in a boat surrounded by all that water is scary !
agree , but i find it soothing to put on episodes of the lone ranger
game of thrones would be more like it .
i am more of a classic radio kind of guy , have you heard of chickenman ? its hilarious !
no never heard of him .
its a parody of batman . he had no skills and would take the bus to crime scenes .
that sounds hilarious . i may have to find that show
you can find it on stitcher premium !
never heard of that either . is it an app
yes , i enjoy listening to podcasts on it as i drive my chevy impala
growing up in alabama i have seen plenty of impalas


i am a geology major at alabama university. i have a girlfriend of 7 years. i currently suffer from social anxiety. i never have had alcohol in my life.

hello ! i just got done doing my daily walk and have come inside
wonderful ! thank you ! celebrating 7 years with my girl today .
www . . i just got and cat and my four kids are crazy over him !
four kids ? nice ! i cannot wait for kids !
they keep you busy for sure
what do you do for a living ?
i am a nurse and love it . and you ?
i am currently a geology major . collide
neat ! do you play any games for fun ?
not usually . i mean we have game nights once a month .
i enjoy game of thrones and also some other easy fb games
i have never played got . is it easy to learn ?
well . . . sort of you have to have a good teacher
when i play games it is usually board games . risk is my favorite .
that is an oldie but goodie . . lol
absolutely ! do you have any other hobbies ?


i hate winter and the cold. i once swam with manta rays. my favorite show is csi. i would like to work for the smithsonian. my parents are lawyers.

helloooo
helloooo ! !
how are you ?
been studying for my law exam
good luck ! what are your hobbies future lawyer ?
watching my favorite show csi
makes sense , getting your crime solving chops up
what are your hobbies
i love to fish .
that is fun .
do you have parents ?
yes , but they are super busy


i like to take drives in the country. i like to chat with my friends. i like to go to the movies. i like to read books that are in a series. i love to go out to eat with my family.

hello there , hows it going ?
hi ! just sitting here chatting with friends . i like it . you ?
i just sitting watching television , what are you doing
other than chatting , thinking of going to see a movie . i like doing that .
yes this is fun , i live alone so this really helps not to feel so alone .
do you read books ? i like the ones that are in series .
well i have a dog so not technically alone
do you like eating out with family ? i love it !
what are you reading now ?
charlaine harris series . do you like country driving ? i do .
my parents died and i do not have any siblings either
sorry to hear . do you have kids ?
i wish , i barely have money for food , no money to drive anywhere
maybe you should read to get your mind off of things .


i work on cars for a living. my favorite food is a cheeseburger. i live alone. i enjoy fishing.

hey there how is it going ?
hello . just got home for lunch . how are you ?
oh just enjoying a day off with my family
went fishing with some days off . what do you do ?
i am a doctor for children , and i have two myself
i bet the keeps you busy . no kids here . more time for fishing and cheeseburgers .
well that does not sound half bad . are you married ?
single , but i have plenty old nieces and nephews .
oh , i have myself a wife
sounds like your family with get bigger though . just takes time .
yeah i am a family kind of man
do you ever do any fishing ?
yeah sometimes . do you like it alot
it is one of my absolute favorite things .
it sounds like you really love it
i do . what are your hobbies ?


i used to be in the marines. i work as a bartender. i like to write poetry. when i have nothing else to do , i read books. i m a vegetarian.

hello , how are you doing today ?
hi ! long day , so i am alright . and yourself ?
about to have a nice cold shower and do some singing
sweet ! what kind of songs do you sing ?
mainly songs from halo 3 as i play it most of the day
oh , i did not know there were songs in that game .
it is hard to sing alone and listen to anything when you have a moped only
you should sing in the shower ! that is what i do .
i do , i told you i was about to !
oh i was not certain you meant at the same time . haha !
do you also think eye contact is weird ?
no , i think it is a good thing ! do you ?
yes , i hate when people stare too long
i am used to getting lots of glazed stares . i work at a bar .
stares into the distant past of youth
exactly ! and for some the not so distant .


i ride a skateboard. i have often been called a slacker. i wear dingy clothes. i have blue and orange hair.

hi there how are you
i am doing ok , busy day of skateboarding
o really i am more of a book person
really are you reading anything right now ?
yes a book of the road since i never learned to drive
i do not drive either , i never got around to learning
yea i think i just thought it would not be my thing since i am deaf
i am just lazy , my dad calls me a slacker
i been called many things since i like to scratch my nose for the heck of it
haha , just for fun ! how else would i know if was you if we met
i love the number 7 so i were it a lot
well you can tell it is me by my hair it is orange and blue
nice is for a sports team or what made you chose that
i lost a bet with some friends
wow that is crazy you should rock it for halloween also
it is my plan , i am going as a snow cone


my mother met elvis. i like cartoons more than movies. i love the water , any water , ocean , river , or lake. i moved out when i was 14. i like to listen to someone else reading a book.

hey , omar here . how are you ?
good . looking at some photos of when mom shook the hand of elvis .
who is elvis ? does he live on a farm too ?
he is the king . he made some movies . i would rather watch cartoons , tho .
i am the guitarist in a band . we meet in the red barn on the farm .
good for you , but i would rather listen to someone read a book .
books are good . there is a good bookstore in my village here in ohio .
i lived in ohio . i left my home when i was 14 .
i am still on the farm . i cannot go to the city . never been there .
do you have another job besides being in a band ?
oh , that is just some good country fun . we 3 boys help ma and pa .
what else do you like ? me , i love being near or in any body of water .
i like wrestling with my older brothers . i am the youngest .
did i tell you that my mom met the king , elvis presley ?


i love to dance. ariel is my favorite princess. i am in high school. i love disney movies.

hi . how old are you ?
hi , i just got my drivers license ! i am sweet 16 now ! whoop whoop !
i am one year older than you . congratulations on the license !
thanks ! do you work ? do you like it ?
i do not work . between school work and hockey , i have no time .
totally understand . i dance and it s after school .
do you live in the u . s like me ?
i do ! i live near disneyland . ok i go there like every week !
that sounds awesome . what is your favorite subject in school ?
well i love to sing . so choir .
i see . i am into challenging subjects , like math .
that s cool . i just sang part of your world from little mermaid
i love that movie ! do you have a boyfriend ?
ya ariel is my favorite princess . i don t have a boyfriend
mine too . would you be interested in meeting up some day ?
sure , but my dance life is pretty hectic .


subway is my favorite fast food restaurant. i have a cat. i collect little figurines. starbucks is my favorite hang out spot.

hi . how are you ? good i hope . i live in a terrible area .
i am sorry to hear that , i live in a pretty hipster neighborhood .
cool . that would make for fun times . i worry about how i look .
why do you do that ?
i fear they will see me as they see those from my area .
is there a starbucks ? that is my spot .
yes . there are like 6 by me . i enjoy coffee .
i like hot chocolate or tea better .
tea is good . it helps my mom a lot . she is not very healthy
she should eat more subway .
she does love subway . who does not ?
i surely do , it is my favorite fast food joint .
i prefer qdoba if i had to pick .
i like subway because i can share the meat with my cat .
cats are great . but i am allergic . love dogs though ,
that is too bad cats are the best .


i have a missing pinky toe. i enjoy swimming. i have 4 dogs. i love cooking. i do not like green eggs and ham.

hello , how are you doing ?
hello ! i am well , minus the missing little toe
ouch ! i am sad its the anniversary of my mothers death .
i am sorry to hear that news . did she enjoy dogs ? i have 4 of them .
she did ! i have her dog
right on . do you enjoy green eggs and ham ? i do not . . . i like swimming though
that is very popular in my restaurant ! the kids love ie
glad that they do ! i really love to cook . are you hiring ?
mother taught me to cook ! we are looking for an exterminator .
for what ? i have a buddy that does that
well the health department was not too fond of the rats . they are everywhere is russia !
commie rat bastards ! ! ! ! good thing i love to swim
can you swim from russia to sarah pains house in alaska ?
i believe i can . . . . the 4 dogs will keep me company
you are very talented . i wish my rat tail soup would be popular .
ratatoouieeee . . . . . without green eggs and ham


i am a very tall woman. i love to cook ethnic foods. i love to draw. i have very curly hair.

hi how are you doing today ?
hey how are you today ? like food ?
i love food ! pizza is my favorite , what is your favorite ?
that is my favorite ? are you tall ?
no i am short what about you ?
i am a freaking giant with curly hair
i have curly hair too ! can you drive stick ? i do
no i wish i could what you like to eat ?
pizza is my favorite food
cool i prefer to cook an draw
that is cool , i still do not know what i want to do maybe a cop like dad
really ? that is cool still
yea or possibly a teacher like my mom
that is cook i cook a lot of ethnic foods


i really like cake and do not prefer vegetables. i am almost finished with my degree. i have one sister and a niece and nephew. i am 49 , male and live in dublin , ireland. i take care of my mother and father.

hello , how is your weekend going ?
its fine , with my mother and father .
i just got back from hiking the appalachian trail . do you like to hike ?
yes . in ireland we have some nice spots .
i have always wanted to go to ireland . do you love it ?
its awesome but i want to take my family to usa
its really nice here . good music . what kind of music do you like ?
after i finish my degree , we will visit . i love pop soul
folk music is my favorite . what are you getting your degree in ?
microbiology , are you in school ?
no , i graduated . now i work as a marketer .
cool , is that exciting work ?
i enjoy it . i work from home , so i set my own hours .
sounds like the perfect job .


i have four daughters. i am a michigan state trooper. i love chocolate cake with extra frosting. i play guitar. i have two siberian huskies.

hi , how are you ? i am unwell for i sit on my computer for hours and hours .
hello , i am doing very well thank you . getting ready for work soon .
here i sit , always watching tv . foreign movies and tv shows .
i play the guitar for an audience of two , my huskies .
my current lifestyle , obviously , is quite boring .
nothing wrong with that , i like boring . my job is unpredictable .
i do like to learn of other cultures , however .
i do too , i encounter so many by responding to calls .
i would like to do other things besides sit here lonely all day .
you should find a friend and get out more .
i cannot find a friend alone on this couch .
no , you cannot . get off the couch .
i am attached to it , sadly .
all you have to do is get up .
i am unfortunately glued . gorilla glued .
that presents an entirely different situation .


i have trouble feeling emotion. i see a therapist that does not really understand me. my parents are distant. sometimes i wish i did not have to wake up in the morning. i have an older brother that has gotten into trouble.

okay , i can buy new shoes after yoga on tuesday . then wednesday free !
hey that is good . you do a lot of yoga ?
only on tuesdays , keeps me flexible to shop . then pool day on thursdays !
sounds like you keep pretty busy
ugh , five day work weeks do not leave much time for my passion shopping . but pays for it !
well its good to be passionate about stuff , i guess
oh of course , i love swimming too , pool days are like 3 hrs . what about you ?
no i do not really swim . or yoga . i mostly just go to work and come home .
sounds like your friends need to take you shopping , dear .
eh i do not really have many friends
no one to shop or do yoga with ? why on earth not ?
i guess i am just not into doing things . never been close with anyone .


i love horses. i collect seashells. i am a yoga instructor. i have a son. i have two chiuahuahs.

hello there , do you have any plans for the weekend ?
hey there how are you ? i do i have 2 classes today to instruct .
what subjects do you teach ?
yoga , i think i am going to take my pets today .
oh animals are my favorite tell me about your pets ?
2 chiuahuahs , libby an billy . you got any ?
i do . a big rescue mutt named lucy
cool , i wanted to go to the beach an grab seashells but irma no no
you are not in the path of danger i hope ?
no not anymore , i had to move my horses too it was very stressful
i bet . i am lucky to be a bit far north for hurricanes
yes me also , i thank god for my sons helping me out .


i am a hippie. i have two tattoos. i drive a large , blue van. i love to recycle. i have curly , red hair.

how are you doing this fine day ?
hi . do you recycle too ?
i do recycle when i have the time
cool . are you busy most of the time ?
i have to study a lot since i am in college
i can pick up your recycling with my big van .
as long as you do not see my dog you will be fine
does he not like red heads with curly hair ?
socks is very temperamental when it comes to new people
no worries . i love dogs . i love everyone . peace !
with your love does that involve dancing ?
yes . i have two dancers tattooed on my ankle .
i do not have any i want some
they hurt but are so groovy .


i collect seashells. i have two chiuahuahs. i love horses. i am a yoga instructor. i have a son.

hello , how are y o u ?
good i rode horses with my son today
nice i like horses . my big brothers ride them
sometimes after i instruct yoga i ride horses to collect sea shells
so you are a yoga teacher ?
yes i am i also enjoy time with my dogs sparky and tito
i am into photography . i take photos of everything
would you take photos of my son
sure , how old is he ?
he is 15 and would like to be photographed in a seashell
hey that is a great idea . very unique
he also rides naked on his horse silly boy
my goodness ! ! ! he can get in trouble for that
i am also not vegan this time
me either . i love meat
steaks taste excellent medium rare


my favorite color is purple. i love ballet. i have blonde hair. my favorite food is macaroni and cheese.

i have traveled to hawaii in the last year . have you traveled ?
i have , extensively . i am a ballerina .
that is really neat . i like wearing green .
i love purple ! what is your favorite food ?
anything with greens on them ! do you have any cats ?
i do not have any pets , i am away from home for a long time .
do you travel ? i travel at least twice a month . it is exciting
i do . do you have memory issues ?
not at all . i remember the silliest things .
i am a grey eyed blonde . what do you look like ?
that is beautiful . i am an original brown eyed brunette .
very lovely . i dyed my hair brown once , i really loved it .
beautiful . have you decided your dream car ?
i drive my dream car every day i am home . a 65 mustang .
awesome . i love my surburban in forest green . it is beautiful .
those are very nice . i am looking at a lexus for winter driving .


my favorite place to spend time at is the beach. i live in a medium sized city. i have 3 sisters and 2 brothers. i love to read.

good morning , how are you today ?
good thank you , how are you doing today ? any special plans ?
nothing special , just my usual 6 mile run , you ?
well today i do plan to make my way to the beach for some relaxation .
i love the beach , and i love catching crabs there . they taste so good dipped in butter
oh i know ! this time of year is perfect though since there are not too many people .
i agree . i like to go kayaking at this time of year for that reason
do you kayak with family ? i tend to do things like that with siblings .
no , but we do like to fly our model airplanes together
that sounds like fun , not too much room near home for us to do that .
maybe we could meet at the beach and do it
maybe one day , i can bring my favorite book too .
what is your favorite book ?
tom clancy splinter cell , it is a great spy book .
maybe i should look into that and get into reading
you will want to do it away from the hustle and bustle of the city .


i love watching funny movies. i like to play tennis. my dad is a veteran. my favorite color is green.

hello how are you today ?
hi ! i am ok and yourself ?
good , just got home from some shopping .
was it grocery shopping ? i was watching a funny movie .
no just clothes for my kids . what movie ?
i see . it is a comedy tennis movie , which i love as well . how many kids ?
2 kids . they are always needing clothes it seems
yes they do . so what is your favorite color ? mine is green .
i like purple and white . same colors as my cheer leading uniform in highschool .
right on . purple is my other favorite color .
what do you do for a living ? i am a blogger .
i am a musician . i play in a metal band and promote metal shows .
that sound busy , but also fun . i am guessing you travel alot .
i do . at least around my state for now . lots of fun .


my favorite type of music is metal. i like watching tv and movies. i work in commercials. i have a lot of allergies. my dad died when i was in high school.

hi , hows life treating you ?
good so far . . how about you
i am just chilling , riding the couch .
relaxing the weekend with cool movies and beer ? ?
its a walking dead marathon for me
hm . . try breaking bad . . its more interesting
i love that show . i have a comic convention coming up .
interesting . . where are you from ?
georgia and where are you from ?
i am from boston , ma
cool i love the accents lol
yaa . . did you ever visited boston ? ?
never been but i have friends from there .
you have one more from today


i like to run. my favorite movie is 16 candles. i drive 300 mile a week for work. i have 3 children.

hi its bill ! are you interested in preserving the political process ?
hi ! which aspect of it ?
exercising your right to vote . i am very passionate about it
sure ! that is important . i tell that to my 3 children too .
nice ! today is my day off , i am a nurse and man i hate the long hours
anything fun planned for today then ? do you like movies ?
i might go to a toyota dealership to look at a new truck . love movies !
16 candles is my favorite ! do you drive a lot for work ? me 300 miles week !
love 80s movies ! what about pretty in pink ? me 5 miles a day
i like it . lucky you ! what other hobbies do you have ? i am into running ?
i am really passionate about cars , toyotas in particular . i should be salesman , i am always at a dealership !
maybe a career change will be good for you . . . and shorter work hours !
haha , that is true ! but i love being a nurse even though its tough . what do you do ?
i own my own business and i control the hours ! ;
wow , very cool ! you sound very self motivated
i am ! good luck with the truck search today !


i work at the grocery store. i am a college student. i ride a unicycle. i own 4 cats.

hi what do you do ?
hello , how are you doing today ? i work at a grocery store .
i m good . i m a bartender
that is nice . do you like it ?
yes i do . i own the bar . do you like the store ?
i love it a lot
i live in chicago where do you live ?
i live on the west coast
i see . are you married ?
i am . i also have 4 cats .
cool i have had 5 husbands
that is a lot . are you on your 6th ?
single right now . do you like dogs ?
i love dogs . they are so much fun .


when people do not like my social media posts , it upsets me. i like to cook new recipes. i am from austin , texas. i post a lot about the food i eat on social media.

hi , i work long hours as a tech at a hospital . you ?
i am a food blogger from austin texas !
cool i hate working so much , but it pays for my car .
i definitely understand that , what kind of car do you have ?
toyota , but someday , i am getting a truck .
awesome , i need something with good mpg because i travel for work a lot
do you vote in elections ? i like voting .
yes i make sure to every time , its really important to me
great , have you looked into an electric car ?
i have looked into hybrids before . are you active on social media ?
no , not really . my grandchildren have not taught me that yet .
i like it but i feel hurt if no one replies to my posts
i can certainly understand that .
is there anything else you enjoy doing ?


i like to take my dog for long walks. i have a lizard named ragini. i enjoy cooking for people. i like to plant flowers in my gardens. my mother lives with me.

hello , my name is chris . a linebacker . how are you ?
hi chris . i am beth . what do you do for fun ?
watch football . love watching my team , baltimore ravens .
i kinda like football . i love having people over for dinner so i can cook for them .
i did 128 tackles last year which was amazing !
wow ! i bet . since my mom has been staying with me , i do not watch tv much .
too bad . i miss my mother . she is back home in hawaii
you really must miss her . do you have any pets ?
i do . a cat named majora . you ?
i have an exotic pet . his name is ragini . a lizard .
how exciting . how old ? it must be interesting to have a lizard .
the lizard is just two . then i also have a 10 year old dog named roscoe .
how cute , roscoe . what kind of dog ? i enjoy a blue heeler .
german shepherd . he loves to take long walks . how old is majora


i have a large cd collection. i play the bass. favorite band is the beetles. i like vintage furniture.

hi ! how are you today ?
i am great how are you ? just playing some bass !
oh wow ! one of my grandchildren plays the bass !
what is his favorite band , do you know ?
no . with eight grandchildren its kind of hard to keep up .
you should get him in to the beetles they are great , what are you up to ?
i will try to . i am actually about to go to yoga .
where do you live ? you should teach me sometime .
in a retirement community in florida
must have some vintage furniture in there , my favorite .
really ? my glasses are vintage .
anything else interesting about you ?
not really . my grandkids are more interesting . i am healthy though !
i love kids , they would enjoy my big cd collection .


i like camping and the outdoors in general. i m originally from london , england. i am a model building enthusiast. i love going to comedy clubs. i recently lost both my parents to an automobile accident.

hi there . how are you doing ?
i am great ! what are some of your hobbies ?
i love to bake cupcakes . and reading .
i like reading too . i also love the outdoors , and i like to go to comedy clubs .
working at a grocery store , i meet really funny people
haha . where are you from ? i am from london , england .
chicago , illinois . but i do not like it much . you like it where you are ?
love it . however , i am sad because both of my parents died recently .
so sorry . both mine passed also .
how did your parents die ?
both from liver failure from drinking . two years apart .
so sad . mine died in a car accident .
next to losing a child , losing parents is the hardest thing a person can go through
i agree , i try to keep myself busy building models .
i read tarot cards to keep myself busy . and get messages from them .
lucky you ! nice to have a connection to the other side !


my wife recently got laid off from her human resources job. i have been on the design team for over 65 video games. i design video games for a living. i am trying to create my own startup company in the gaming industry. my son plays on the local football team.

hi , how are you doing
not too great . my wife just got laid off .
sorry to hear about hope she fine another one soon
me too . how are you ?
am fine , just got back from church
do you work at the church or are you just a member ?
yes i work with the paster
that is cool . i am trying to startup my own company .
that is great , i love old car what about you
i love designing video games . do you have any family ?
yes i have five sisters and seven brothers
wow ! big family ! any children ?
yes five children and grand also , what a bout you
i have a son . he plays on the local football team .
that great i no you are pride of him
yes . so proud . so how long have you worked with the pastor ?


i am a recovering alcoholic. i once lived in a storage locker for two months. i make pottery. i like to refurbish classic cars.

hey . hows it going ?
its going great here , how about with you ?
its going fantastic . i love my job and i love my life .
that is wonderful to hear ! what is your new job ?
i play for basketball for the minnesota wolves .
very interesting job . you must be quite tall .
as tall as any other basketball player . what about yourself ?
well i just opened a new pottery shop that has taken off , especially doing bridal showers
that is pretty cool .
well thank you . how do you like the minnesotan winters ?
i cannot complain . where are you from ?
i am originally from south dakota and now live in michigan
why did you move ?
job opportunities are more prevalent here .
that makes complete sense . gotta go where the jobs are .
for sure . do you have any interesting hobbies ?


i love dogs and cats. i have a lot of friends. i am ten years old. my dad works at the mill and my mom is a teacher.

hello , how are you doing today ?
i am doing good , i have lots of friends !
that is great ! i do not have many , but that is okay .
how old are you ? i am 10
i am 31 . my son is also 10 ! do you like video games ?
no , i do not play them much , but i like cats and dogs a lot
i have two dogs . do you have any pets ?
my dad said he would get me one when he does enough work at the mill .
does your dad work a lot ? i make beautiful cakes for a living .
that sounds yummy . yes , and mom is my teacher at school
very nice . do you like school ?
yes , all my friends are there . what do you like
i love to work . i own a small bakery with my wife .
that sounds like it smells good .


i slack off on my homework. i have bad luck with relationships. i am a hopeless romantic. i have trouble getting motivated.

hi how are you today
i am a little sad . i have such bad luck with guys .
i know that feeling i am still dating people to find the right guy
i am just such a romantic and cannot find the right person .
its good to be romantic at times . i am deaf so i tend to scare people away
its a shame they cannot get to know you for who you are .
yeah but its ok do you have any pets
no , no pets . do you have any ?
i have a therapy puppy pug
is it a service dog for your hearing or therapy for something else ?
its for hearing i was born like this but still need help
i am sure that is a big help .
yes it is . what do you like to do in your spare time
i really should be doing my homework but i am really having a hard time motivating .


i watch foreign movies and tv shows. i sit on my computer for several hours a day. i am bored with my current lifestyle. i enjoy learning about other cultures. i wish i could speak another language.

do you ever feel like therapy does not do anything ?
i wish it could help me . i hate my life lately . need a change .
i have an older brother that is always getting into trouble . . . is family problems that got you down ?
no . want to go somewhere people do not speak english .
i think i know the feeling . . . like you just want to get away from everyone right ?
escapism . yeah . wish i knew another language . ca not learn by doing nothing .
i do not think i have the motivation for that anymore .
easy . get on a plane . go somewhere . maybe south america .
way too scary . south america is full of kidnappings and violence
same as here . but people are smiling . food is good , too . and drinks .
no thank you , maybe i will have an affair with my shrink . . .
your shrink ? that is bad . they know whats in your head and can play with you .


i work out daily. i own many cars. basketball is my favorite sport to watch. i like watching sports.

hello how are you today
i am good , just done finished with my daily work out .
sick i just got off work from the candy store
oh i am sorry . i am going to watch sports today .
i played football while in college
oh , me too ! but basketball is my favorite to watch .
really not much of a fan of hoop
oh , too bad ! any hobbies ?
yea politics how about your self
oh , politics . some days i love them others i hate them .
do you like to run at all ?
yeah , i try to run a few times a week .
i do about 2 miles every day lol
oh , when i run i try to at least four .


i am currently going to school to be an artist. i live in a small apartment in new york. my favorite flower is a rose. i have a small pet cat. i am twenty one years old.

are you ready to go to the gym ?
nah , i am the artist type , going to school for that
i have never been to college
all good , kinda overrated . i am 21 and broke with a tiny apartment
i spent 25 years in the navy . i think that is why i like the bar scene
bars are fun since i just turned 21 !
yes , but i am still a health nut ! meal prep and the gym for me
healthy body , healthy mind , healthy soul . . . my cat helps with that too !
i love cats . is yours a boy or girl ?
a girl , she is a little one too
oh sweet ! do you work or just go to school ?
just going to school at the moment


my favorite food is steak. i only listen to opera. i have never been to canada. i get up at 4am everyday. i live in a condo.

so what are you up to ?
oh , i love to eat steak while listening to opera .
i like to eat ramen noodles on my couch
i like to travel by car not not into canada
i like to to read to my 2 dogs
not good for you , but i still eat that
i enjoy my pet lizard iggy .
good for you , getting up early is becoming my habit , at 4 in the morning .
you seem lie a nice person
lizards are not allow in my condo
i cant afford to live in a condo
thanks , i hope i am , maybe opera music can do that
is it expensive to go to the opera ?
it is little expensive for some , but still cheaper than in some major cities


i am a roofer. i played football in high school. i always have a beer after work. i drive a lifted chevy truck.

hello there , friend ! i just finished my workout and i am ready to chat !
hello , what do you do for work ?
i am a sales person . travel , travel , travel . i see it all ! what do you do ?
i am on my way to work , i do roofing for a living
that sounds like a tough job . do you have any hobbies ?
its long hot days so when i am done i usually have a cold beer afterwards
i usually just drink green drinks . they keep me healthy . do you have a family ?
i like mud bogging in my chevy truck it has a 3 inch lift on it
i would love to try that ! i will try anything at least once !
no family , just graduated high school , i was a good football player
you sound like a good athlete . good for you for staying active .
so what do you sell on your travels ?
i sell fitness equipment . i meet a lot of people and get to tell them about god .
i am still very young so it is easy for me to stay active


my hobbies include photography and hiking. my favorite music genre is rock. i hope to travel the world one day. i am a farmer. i have two pet dogs.

i love walks on the beach after ribs
i work on my farm my dogs casey and macy are amazing
i am happily single living in california
i like to hike and take pictures of nature as a hobby
i love photography in the spring
i love rock music any type of rock music
i do graphic design so photos are second nature
i would love to travel the world some day
i did to italy last summer but nothing special
how was that trip for you ?
good would been better with someone with me
well maybe next time you are able to do that .
yeah hope greece i have someone
i wish i had the time to travel but with the farm . . . hard time to find time .
i miss horses used to ride with my brother
well come to my farm ad you can ride horses .


i read autobiographies before bed. i have a cat named george. i regularly go to the gym. my favorite band is metallica. my favorite meal is chicken and rice.

wow just finished reading ender s game , what a great book !
really ? i always check the autobiographies in bed
it s not an autobiography . it s a science fiction alien book . well movie too
that is good i also have cat and we always go to the gym
ohh cats annoy me , they get into my garden and mess it up
how about metallica i like them a lot
i m not really into that kinda music . i m from rural ky and like southern rock
that is cool i love chicken with rice there
besides autobiographies what kind of books do you read ?
not much but i love watching movies
movies are good but i feel like books are able to convey so much more .
yes i agree it make you more imaginative
and more intelligent . watching too much tv i thing dulls peoples minds
yes i know but some series are good
true . i hate reality shows though . so dumb . so is fox
i love watching fox sports


i cannot eat shrimp. i have long legs. i am dumpy. i have long fingers. like a skeleton.

hi ! how are you doing today ?
i am doing pretty good . you ?
just fine ! i have not gone shopping in a while . i walk barefoot
oh that is cool . i look like a skeleton and i cannot have shrimp .
do you have any hobbies that keep you so thin ?
not really , i just have naturally long legs and fingers .
are you able to knit with your long fingers ?
that would be kinda cool but www . . . .
i am looking for someone to teach me . i was once a tutor
oh that is cool but i am not a very good student .
i can help you in english . we can read jan austen together
i suppose i can give it a try but not promising much


i work at a coffee shop. my sister and i are in a grunge band. i have an eyebrown piercing. both of my parents are teachers.

president trump here . how goes it my fellow american ?
hello president . i am on break , i work in a coffee shop .
when i want a cup of coffee , i just go in and buy the shop .
must be nice ! my parents are teachers , we do not have your kind of money .
when i used to own casinos , my parents lost all their money gambling .
i am in a grunge band with my sister , that is how we make extra money .
i have created millions of jobs since january . you need to get a real one .
i cannot get a real one since i have an eyebrow piercing .
there is an easy solution to that . take it out !
why did i not think of that ? lol . i am actually a teacher , with no piercing .
i am a single father and small town minister p
i want to live in a small town . i am in houston .
hopefully , no one you know fell victim the the hurricane .
we were fortunate ! thank you !
that is great to hear . there have been too many tragedies and so much turmoil lately .
i know ! let us continue to pray .


1984 is my favorite book. i am in college. i am allergic to nuts. i love book.

hi . i am kevin . i love to play music
oh , kevin is my husbands name !
nice ! i am a student . what do you do ?
what instrument do you play ?
guitar . do you like music ?
i am a college student and love music !
wow . are we the same person ? lol
lol ! my brother played clarinet and was in line for the bso .
awesome ! i love working out you ?
not into it but love to walk .
me too ! and biking
do you like to read ? i love it !
i do ! i love to learn things . . . i also develope software .
nice ! ! ! nothing like a good book !
except a good piece of chocolate cake !
so true ! what kind of software do you develope ?


i want to be a music teacher. i play the violin. i enjoy watching horror flicks. my favorite color is red orange.

morning and i draw and a professional at it
oh that is awesome ! i hope to be a music teacher one day .
that is cool . i have thick sausage like fingers
haha my fingers are long and thin which helps my violin playing sound better .
its because i drink soda , spirit sprite a lot . and also bloated
oh i always drink soda while i watch horror movies .
yeah and that must be fun to do
it is ! i love coke because the can is my favorite color . a pretty red orange color .
yeah i am also a doctor pepper fan as well .
doctor pepper is very tasty and the color is almost as pretty as the coke cans .
it is , i think coke is a bit darker
coke is more of a light reddish color while dr pepper is much darker
hmmm i am drinking dr . pepper now
i wish i had some . i drank all of mine earlier during my horror movie .
yeah the grocery store near me were selling them for 0 . 99 1 . 5 liter .
oh that is a bit cheaper than my grocery store . it usually costs 1 . 79 here .


i live in rural wisconsin. i like to snowboard. my favorite food is popcorn. i have an older brother who plays football in the nfl.

hi ! i am about to run out in the rain so lets talk quickly
we just came in from doing that ! fun ! i live in wisconsin and it is rainy !
we could probably chat faster if my computer would just work a little more quickly
i will be patient with you . but that would be nice haha .
thanks ! i also wish i could see you better but my glasses are dirty again
i do not need glasses . which is good because i love to snowboard .
oh that sounds fun . though not something my idol rita hayworth would do
true . nor my brother who plays football in the nfl .
yeah very true . if only this computer would work ! ! !
hate it when that happens . but i appreciate your wanting to get this done quick haha
i just want to get out into that rain . what do you enjoy ?
reading tarot cards and coffee . but my favorite thing is popcorn .
i do enjoy popcorn . but not in the rain . it gets soggy
true story , man . and this is our rainy month . though they claim that would be april .
i heard it rains a lot there . i would love that
it does . i love it . the snow is more fun . everything gets silent . perfection .