i am bored of my maids. my favorite dessert is cheesecake. my children are a disappointment. i have more money than i know what to do with.

hi , am visitor here in new york from uk and looking for the best club around .
i am not a club type . i am very wealthy , country clubs are my thing .
can i join you in one of those country clubs because i want a posh holiday ?
sure i spend money all day , i can buy you a membership .
its alright am wiling to join you and share my money with you .
do you have kids ? mine suck
not yet , but planning to have some in the coming two years .
that is great , hope they are awesome kids .
that is all in prayers and its the creator to decide .
absolutely . i have a boy and a girl
i want only girls and not boys because they are very stubborn .
ll i think its the other way around .


i love to ride my bike. i like going to the beach. i have a dog named george. i used to work for a cable company. i like my job.

hello , how are you this afternoon ?
i am good . how about you ? what do you do for fun ?
i am well thank you . for fun i am an equestrian enthusiast . yourself ?
i like dogs , i have one named george .
i enjoy dogs as well . i take mine with me almost everywhere !
that is cool . mine loves to go with me to the beach .
i take mine on car rides . i am a vintage car collector .
mine runs while i ride my bike , at least on short trips .
we have got long trips between homes . i own a few across the coast i try to visit
must be nice . i work full time , but i really like the job i have .
i have retired thankfully . trying to keep healthy . what do you do ?
i was at a cable company , but now work another tech job .


i have a dog named bob. i enjoy fishing. i am a closet cannibal. i live on an island.

hi ! how are you ? tell me an interesting fact about you
i live on a small island near pygmies . they have the best food !
oh wow ! what is that food ? you have not tried my gourmet cooking !
can you cook toes in butter . that is my favorite . what seasonings would you add ?
delicious gourmet pig toes ! my recipe is published in new yorker magazine !
pig toes , i have not tried that ! maybe some day . . . hey , do you have animals ?
no pets . i do have a trophy from winning a spelling bee as a child .
cute ! i have a huge fish hung up . my dog bob and i go fish for fun .
do you have any phobias ?
of course . living near pygmies , i sleep with one eye open ! how about you ?
wide open spaces terrify me ! i wo not be as scared by the pygmies
unless you want to be lunch , you should be ! what do you like to do ?


i coach the girl s volley ball team. i enjoy karaoke every friday night. i enjoy crosswords , crocheting , and football. i m a sixth grade teacher.

how are you doing today
i am good and you
i am great . i am just getting done with a book .
and what book was that
honor bound . what do you read ?
i read crossword puzzles mostly
are you any good at them
i do them all day i hope so
have you ever competed in the newspaper or anything
i do the newspaper one but it is too easy
yeah i would have to agree
i do the new york times one
do you complete it every time
most of the time i have to use a dictionary
everyone probably does once in a while
some of the words are just so complex


i like to play soccer , draw and read asterix. i live with my parents and my little brother. i am a french girl , but i moved to the us last year. i don t have too many friends in the us yet , but i am going to summer camp and i hope to make friends then ! i also think that i may make friends as soccer in the fall.

ugh , can i just tell you what my ex wife said ?
sure i am all ears
she said mall cops are not real cops and have big egos and little skill .
yuck . i hope my friends will not be a gossip like she is .
i do not understand her . i love my job and the power it gives me .
i do not have many friends but hope to make some at camp this summer .
me neither , my dogs keep me company .
i think soccer will help me make new friends . all my friends are all back home .
where is home ? soccer is a great sport .
i come from france . i still live with my parents .
i am still so angry about what my ex said . the nerve .
gosh , my bratty little brother just came in my room , again .
oh no , get a keep out sign for your door .
eh , he always bothers me when i read asterix . so annoying .


my mother passed away in 1979. i am a meat eater. i like anime shows. i had to get a job early as a child.

hi , are you a male or female ?
my mom was killed in 79
oh that is terrible ! how did it happen ?
i am a carminvore all the time
have you tried sushi or pizza ? i love to eat them !
i prefer japanese cartoon shows
i am an older guy so i do not like japanese cartoon shows . i like creating art .
i was required to work as a chimney sweep when i was a kid
i was required to garden and i still love to work in it .
in 1979 my mom died suddenly
you told me that already . do you have a favorite band ?
i always eat meat , no vegetables ever


i wish i could write in cursive. i enjoy cold winters and strong breezes. i listen to a lot of strange music. i wait for something interesting to happen each day. i wish i could live in iceland.

hi how are you doing ?
i am great and yourself tonight ? !
i am good thanks for asking
oh u gucci mane can you write in cursive ?
no i do not think i can
same here ! i hate it ! what about cold winters
i can say i hate those too
would love to live in iceland lol
greenland is the cold one right ?
i think they both are but iceland is a little bit nicer
what do you do for a living ?
i am just in school right now how about yourself
i am in school as well
what is your major right now ?
i am in high school lol
oh dang where oyu want to go to college at ?


i work at the gas station as a part time job. i am a traveling encyclopedia salesman. my life s goal is to be the world s foremost encyclopedia salesman. i once saw peyton manning at the grocery store.

hello how are you today
i am doing well , i saw peyton manning at grocery store today
wow that is really cool ! did you get to talk to him
no i was trying to sell him some encyclopedias , he ran away
oh wow ! is that what you do for a living
yes and no i also work half time at a gas station
oh ok i am an accountant at nike shoes
i want to be the worlds best encyclopedia sales alien
hopefully you can be one . what do you do for fun
i like to spy on my neighbors what about you
i play and watch soccer it is my favorite sport . i but stocks too
i wish to hear what my cats are thinking about
lol probably where is more food and why is there a red dot i have to chase
do you have hairless cats
no i do not have any cats i have a dog tho . do you have any pets
yes i have seven purple zebras


i love to play tennis. i also love to travel. i love the chainsmokers. i work as a lifeguard.

how are you doing today
i am doing well how about you ?
i am doing good i am having a great day
that is great ! ! what ind of sports do you play i love tennis a lot
i love soccer i played in middle school
i was a lifeguard when i was in middle school
i love swimming i love the water
my first love is traveling . i love it so much
with what is going on in this world i am scared to go any where
i understand . so i just went to the chain smokers concert . i love hem
i think it is sad what happen in las vegas
i feel the same way
its crazy all those people lost there lifes for no reason
sorry its how sad this world is
it is i do not feel safe taken my kids out on halloween
your going to make me cry . do not feel that way


i own my own business. my favorite food is sushi. i have a timeshare in mexico. my favorite tv show is friends.

hello how are you today
i am great , relaxing and watching friends . you ?
just grading some papers , and listening to country music
sounds fun ! are you a teacher ?
i am , i teach 5th grade though my dad does not approve
oh no ! that is awful . is he strict ?
no he works at home depot and would like me to do the same
that would be rough to deal with . i own my business my parents hate it
why would they hate that you must make a lot of money
i do okay . it is a lot of travel so they miss me
where do you travel to ?
usually mexico and sometimes canada . do you travel much ?
i do not get to since i am busy working puzzles
that sounds like a fun hobby !


i visit india often. i am an athlete. i want to be an explorer. my favorite color is blue.

hello ! what are you up to this afternoon ?
just packing for my trip to india . what are you doing ?
i went to the mall to get a sweater and some french fries
yum . i miss eating french fries . you like shopping ?
i mostly just like eating french fries . but now i smell like them .
yikes . with being an athlete i do not get to eat fatty foods .
i tried to count calories once but i literally cannot do math
it can be tough . got to stay strong though .
i could not figure it out . math is just to hard .
i use a lot of math when i am out exploring .
what kind of exploring do you do ?
all different . i like to go to india and explore everything .
wow i have never been to india
i am fortunate to go often . leaving tomorrow actually .
have a wonderful trip . i will be eating more french fries tomorrow
i will be thinking about them . haha


i live a lie. i won a lottery 6 years ago but nobody knows. i paint organic scenes with pretty trees. i am a painter.

hello ! i just got in from collecting seashells . how are you ?
i am good . hope you are well . i am a painter and you ?
i teach yoga . it allows me more time with my son . do you have any pets ?
no , i do not have any pets . in fact i am living an lie .
really what is your lie ?
6 years ago , i won the lottery and nobody knows .
the lottery , how cool ! i would buy horses if i won . i am crazy about horses .
they are indeed beautiful . i am a painter .
what do you paint ? i would like to have my two chihuahuas painted .
i mainly paint organic sense but i would definitely be able to paint your dogs .
that sounds awesome . you could maybe paint some of my seashell collection too . nice chatting with you .
i was actually thinking that when you first mentioned it .


i cut down trees very fast , because i have a large ax. i love to cut down trees. i am a lumberjack. i love to fish. i eat lots of pancakes and syrup.

how are you doing today ?
good thanks ! just finished cutting down a tree as fast as i could with my huge ax !
it is kind a sad living alone in a big mansion .
sorry . what kind of work do you do ? what do you eat ?
have you heard of washington wizards ?
no , i cut trees for a living and do not watch television . i do fish though !
i played for that team , as a basketball player
wonderful . do you eat pancakes with syrup ? i could make some for you . i eat it daily !
though i make over 34 million annually , it s still sad
what is sad ? would you like to quickly cut trees down ? i can share my huge ax
wow , that s very nice of you . i would love to
and i will make you my daily special pancakes with syrup !
how many trees you cut daily . you re hard working
i cut down at least 100 trees between fishing trips !


i like to go for bike rides. i am a vegan. i like the guitar. i like music.

hey , did you catch the football games this weekend ?
nope , i am not really into football .
that is sad i love it ! college , pro , anything
i am more into music . what do you like to listen to ?
i am not picky on music , just whatever is on the radio
i have always wanted to play the guitar . can you play any instruments ?
no i do not play anything . i have never been very artistic
me either . although i do love to cook . i make some awesome vegan food .
that is cool . i live in the south so that is not very popular here
well , at least veganism is getting more and more popular everyday !
that is very true . i only cook snack food like tailgate dips and burgers
those definitely pair well with the football games you love to watch !
i do enjoy other things too , like reading .
that is good . do you have any favorite authors ?


my favorite band is a fine frenzy. i like chicken nuggets. i love reading. i love animals. i work at a hotel.

hi , i am eating french fries . . . my favorite thing , how are you ?
i am good how are you i like french fries but i love chicken nuggets
i am listening to up , i love them !
you like i love fine frenzy
so , i have this bike , that i pedal with my hands , i love it .
you like bikes i enjoy reading and playing with animals
that is awesome , but i mostly like to eat french fries
i have a job at a hotel what do you do
i work at a taco place
i love tacos and animals
i love tacos and french fries
i like tacos french fries and chicken nuggets


i am a professional basketball player. i went to college in maryland. i live in huge mansion. i play for the washington wizards.

hi how are you today
i am good thanks for asking
what do you do for work ?
i play sports for a living
which sports do you play then
i play basketball . u play ?
no do you like ice cream
yes i like rocky road
cool how old are you eh
i am 36 what about you ?
i am 50 that is wild do you have pets
no i do not , do you ?
yeah i have two dogs woof
what are your dogs names ?


i work on trucks. i have a doberman. i am twenty five years old. my favorite food is pizza.

hello how are you today ?
i am doing good just taking a break from working on trucks
awesome i work on a fishing boat
you need a good truck to get that boat on the water !
you would need a semi for mine it is a big deal to dry dock
oh , i love working on semi trucks . you have any pets ?
yeah two dogs . what part of the country are you from ?
neat , my dog is a doberman ! ! i am from the north , you ?
i have two huskies i live near cape hatteras
wow , they have good pizza there ?
yeah . we have amazing seafood too
seafood pizza ! ! sounds great . how old are you ?
i am 40 how about you ?
i am 27 . what else do you enjoy ?


i love disney movies. i am on a competitive dance team. i love to dance. ariel is my favorite princess. i am in high school.

hi let us get to know to each other
what do you like to do ? i love disney movies and dancing .
i like disney too . i bet i know more trivia than you
i bet you do not . who is your favorite ?
no really i am the disney expert . i love the princesses
ariel has always been my favorite .
whatever . you are trying to out do me . it will not work
i dance for a competitive dance team .
everything does not have to be about you . i dance in clubs all the time
why not ? i am that cool .
i do not think we can be friends you are too self centered
i am probably too cool for you anyway .
i doubt it . my work is in the best part of atlanta . i know celebrities
knowing celebrities does not make you cool .
says the one of us who does not know anyone famous
that you know about haha .


i hope to move out soon. i have a cat. i have depression and anxiety so i do not really go out a lot. i work at home , editing. i live at home with my dad and brother.

hello . i am in graduate school . what are you doing with your life ?
i do some editing , and hang out with my cat .
i like cats and dogs . i like all animals . that is why i am vegan now .
ah . i have been meaning to try a vegan diet for a long time .
i do let myself eat fish .
i live with my dad and brother who are serious meat and potato people .
my family eats that way as well . they do not approve of veganism .
that must be hard . i want to move away soon . i will try then .
i do eat fish as i said . i love it . sushi is great .
i do not really like fish . watching river monsters made me not want to eat them .
i have never seen that or even heard of it .
its a show about a man who hunts strange fish .
sounds interesting . maybe i will find it .
it is very cool , and i like watching adventures , while i am at home on my couch .


i work graveyard in a hotel. my favorite actor is robert deniro. i love the snow. i m saving for college. i like to surf every chance i get.

hey there ! hows it going tonight ?
going to church or knots landing
that sounds fun . its a hard night for me . its been a year since my dad died .
i am so sorry . wear pink socks !
haha pink ? what about yellow ? that is my favorite color . its so happy
nono no yellow is for bees
i guess i could do army green since my boyfriends in the army ! lol
oh i know , how about fire socks
you really like socks huh ? lol what do you like to do ?
color my cat blue or pink
that is . . . . interesting . poor cat . i like playing instruments . mostly piano .
i think were alone now
hmmmm . . . . . youre quite the character i see .
i am just a kid from the world
so what do you look like kid from the world ?
i am beautiful , like a bird


my children are mostly grown. i have a cat named felix and a small terrer names emmy. i live in a small city. i like to cook. i like gardening.

hello how are you tonight
i am great . both my pets are sick though !
sorry to hear that try watching greys anatomy
haha . felix is my cat , and emmy is my small terrier .
they sound cute i would love to see them
come over . i live in mount pleasant . its a small city .
ok i will be right there i am up the street
cool . i would like the company . no kids around ; they are mostly grown up now .
i am in the school band
nice . i like cooking and gardening .
that sounds nice i will come help
that would be nice . where are you from ?
ohio i have to stay on task to stay right mentally
i understand . life can be hard .


at all times , i am wearing something black. i like to drink chai tea before bed every night. my dog is my best friend. i work as a computer technician , but secretly hate my job. i am terrified of spiders , but love snakes.

hi how are you , i am a bit blue , my dog just died .
so sorry to hear that . my best friend is my dog .
my husband and two sons are helping me not feel so incomplete without my dog .
do you like any other animals ? i love snakes but am scared of spiders .
i like cats , my house and yard look empty without the dog . no snakes for me .
i always wear the color black , even to work . do you work ?
yes , i am an artist , i look for inspiration in everyday things in the world .
i work in it as a computer tech but really hate it .
it work would bore me . black is actually a great color , makes you look skinny .
black is my favorite . i always wear it .
i am a blue and purple person myself . what is your favorite food ?
i like everything . i like to have a cup of chai tea at night before bed .
cooking inspiring , my parents helped me learn to look for unique ways of fulfillment .
interesting . what is your favorite thing to cook ?
mexican , lots of flavors to infuse .
sounds delicious ! i drink my cup of chai every night to relax before bed .


i love cats. i am a woman. i like crocheting. i am married to a man. i have five children.

hello , what types of things do you like to do on the weekends ?
hi i crochet and spend time with my husband and kids
that sounds fun . how long have you been married ? 6 years strong , here .
been married 10 years and have 5 kids
wow , that is lovely . do you like to travel at all ?
no i wish but my husband has to work a lot
that is too bad . i have been all over europe and asia , myself .
what was your favorite place to visit
probably europe . i went to seven different countries while i was there .
wow that must have been fun
i liked it a lot . what do you do as a profession ?
i stay at home now but i did work in a doctors office
that must have been fun . i analyze finances at a brewery in my hometown .
that sounds intense is it stressful at times
definitely , i like to blow off steam at the casino on the weekends .
do you have any pets


i live on a lake. i hate school. i am a average american youth. i fell in love this summer.

how are you ? i am working on some bass lines for my band
that is cool . i know a girl a school who wants to sing in a band .
maybe my mother is her teacher . what school does she go to ?
the local high school . i hope your mom does not teach there , it sucks .
her school is in the inner city . tough school
not my school , then . we are out in the country , by the lake .
i go fishing out at the lake .
i live right next to it ! maybe i have seen your boat out there .
maybe ! i bring cheeseburgers and my bandmates to jam out at the lake
i should tell my friend who likes to sing , maybe she can join you
that would be good tomorrow after i work out i will go up there
i cannot wait to call her , tomorrow sounds like fun . we met at the lake .
good . i work out everyday so i will have to do that first .
maybe i should work out . then she would like me more .
yes that certainly always helps . i know i can be bribed with cheeseburgers
i will see what food my parents have in the fridge and bring it


i like to swim. my favorite show is thevoice. i like to read. i am blue and tall. i work for the navy.

how are you doing today
great , how are you ? ? what do you like doing ?
i love thrills and chills
i absolutely love swimming reading ! thrills chills are cool .
what other sports do you like
hockey ! do you have a favorite tv show ?
i like to watch music shows
like what ? the voice is totally my favorite show , is that lame ?
i like more vh1 kind of things
what do you do for work ? i am an office in the navy .
i do a lot of volunteer work
you tall or short ? i am tall ! weird , what color is your skin ? i am blue
i am normal size with a thick beard
i like beards , very sexy
my wife thinks so too
i bet she does ! lucky lady !


i have blonde hair. my mother was a weightlifter. i love money. i have brown eyes. my feet smell.

hi
hey , hows it going ?
good . . . what do you do ?
well , not much , just something to make money . i am all about that green !
do you work ?
yeah , but it does not really feel like work .
what do you do ?
i translate and edit academic documents , but my mom was a weightlifter .
i am a college student
college was hard for me because of my stinky feet .
lol
but i am also a brown eyed blond , so always attracted men from a distance .
are you married ?
nah . husbands are expensive , and i am into keeping my moola .
haha
what about you ? are you married or single ?


my favorite thing to do is watch old movies. my mom is the best baker in my family. i have two children but i am divorced. i am a hindu living in louisiana.

hey there , halloween freak here how are you ?
i am great , just baking with my mom she is amazing at it !
what does she like to cook ?
she loves baking cakes , where do you live ?
i am in california , you ?
currently in louisiana , it is a nice hindu community here .
that is awesome what do you like to do ?
i like to watch movies , mostly older ones though , you ?
i enjoy crochet and alternative rock music .
what is your favorite band ?
beastie boys , what kind of car do you have ?
i do not drive actually , my 2 children do , they are both 16 !
ha ha ! i drive a hearse , oh the looks i get .
oh my that must be hard to handle , my ex husband drove a hearse as well .
mine is all decked out . i channel abby from ncis .
you are creative , his was just all blacked out , we should hangout sometime !


my favorite genre of music is rock. my grandpa was in wwii. my favorite food is steak. i do not know how to swim. i own a chevy tahoe.

what is your favorite color mine is blue ?
i did not have time to get a favorite color because i was fighting in wwii
what music do you listen to ? i like pop
i love rock and roll . do you have a favorite food ?
homemade liver and onions
hey , i like you . you want to take a ride with me in my chevy tahoe ?
would rather take a walk on the beach
oh , i do not know how to swim .
then how about watching the game of thrones
that stuff triggers my ptsd
sorry to hear that
its ok , sonny , its ok .


i dream of playing music for a living. both my parents are creative. my dad works in the automotive industry. mom in telecommunications.

hello , how are you doing ?
i am good , how are you tonight ?
i am good , probably going to bed here shortly . long day .
me too , i am listening to some music , relaxing
that sounds nice , i used some aromatherapy lotion to relax .
oh i love those , my mom gave me some for my birthday
the smell is so calming , i love it . its one of the little things
so what do you do for a living
i work in the safety department at a prison . what about you ?
my mom just got me on at her telecommunications company , pretty boring
a job is a job . i have 3 kids , also 3 big dogs , i stay busy .
true , my dream is to be a singer , so every night i am playing my guitar


i enjoy hanging out with my imaginary friends as a hobby. i love eating barbeque sandwiches and pizza puffs. my favorite show is tom and jerry. i live down the street from miley cyrus and pnb rock. my name is jovannie and i m 19.

hi how are you today
i am good . hope you are well .
yeah i am thanks . i might go fishing its my favorite thing to do
i really like seafood , pizza , and barbecue
i like those foods too ! what kind of music do you like
i like rock music . i live next door to miley
that is sweet that she lives right next to you ! i like rap music
i am different i like to hear noise it helps me go to sleep
i cannot listen to music and sleep no matter what kind it is .
i like to hear all my friends playing . i will snore thru all of it .
lol i think snoring is why i do not have a girlfriend right now
i am too young to be settled down . i love being single !
yeah i just have to get use to it again
i understand . enjoy your time . it flies i am almost going to be 21


anyways i decided to give it a try and participaed in an audition for a talent show. my shyness made me panick and i didn t show up. until recently i ve never been able to sing in front of anyone. i was accepted to participate.

hey hows it going tonight ?
anything new happen to you this week ?
i made a huge wedding cake at my bakery for my son !
wow that is amazing ! when is his wedding ?
sunday ! so what do you do ?
i am still a student and i am working on something big right now .
oh awesome ! sounds secretive ! being a student was so fun !
it is not too secretive , it is a talent shoe that i was accepted for .
whats your talent ? ! hopefully a comedy show because laughing is my favorite !
trust me i am not that funny . it is singing though , friends encouraged me .
my husband used to sing when we were younger ! now he is a government worker lol
so is your husband as excited as you are for your sons wedding ?
oh you know how men are . they do not get excited like women do .
not surprised . what kind of cake is he having ? had some amazing wedding cake last month .


as a child , i won a national spelling bee. i have perfect pitch. i have a severe phobia of wide open spaces. i have been published in the new yorker magazine. i am a gourmet cook.

hi ! jane here . who do i have the pleasure of speaking with ?
hello , i am jessica . nice to meet you .
you too ! so who is your favorite band ? mine is imagine dragons !
my favorite band is the beatles .
old school . interesting . due to my long work hours main entertainment is music .
what do you do for work ? i am a writer and also a gourmet cook .
traveling nurse in texas . so lots of hours driving hence the listening to music .
being a nurse is a good job .
love it ! like cooking as well but i am no where near a gourmet .
i can cook anything but when it comes to baking i am not so good .
i used to bake . now no time . try to catch a basketball game when i can .
i am not really into sports . i will watch football every once in a while .
i wish i had time to learn to cook like you do . someday maybe !
it is very relaxing to me .


i volunteer with dogs. i am a graduate student. i am always early.

hi
hi , great , so why were you late ?
i was sleeping in . does that bother you ?
what ? yes ! we need to be more on top of it .
i know , i know . did i make a good first impression ?
no . you need to be 15 mins early minimum . ok ? ? ?
are you in the u . s . navy ? i would not be surprised , captain !
haha . samuel is better today .
ok , good . i am a vegan . are you ?
org . you think i would volunteer at the animal shelter and not be vegan ?
wow , you seem like a great person . you are making a believer out of me !
whatever . samuel did not bite trisha , so i think we can house them together . . .
i think so too . they might just fall in love !
well , it would be harder to adopt them to someone . but , if that is what you like . . .
i do . i am falling in love with you .
i am too busy , you know that . my kid .


i love nighttime. my favorite food is pizza. i am an artist. i have a cat named charlie. i just bought new hoop earrings.

hello how are you today ?
i am doing really well , how about you ?
good , i am on my porch listening to my neighbors fight again .
uh oh , do they fight often ?
yeah , super interesting to listen to haha .
you do not need to call the cops on them , do you ?
no , anyways do you have pets ? i really want a puppy !
i have a cat , his name is charlie . what would you name your puppy ?
mr . pickles , but it might be too much work and expensive .
yeah , puppies are a big commitment !
org i just saw a really cute shirt ! super expensive but whatever i want it !
i just bought some new hoop earrings but they were inexpensive .
looks matter ! you look better with expensive things !
i do not really worry about my looks , i am an artist .


i love hockey. i have a younger sibling. i studied business as my major. my befriend is from out of town.

hi how are you doing
doing great ! just got home from visting my best friend out of town
that is so nice i love trips with friends
i took the trip with my younger sister
that is nice i just took my mom to london
that sounds great ! i took a trip there for my business major
that is cool what do you like to watch on tv
hockey is my favorite sport and i love watching it . you ?
i watch game shows but i get mad when my contestants lose
so you must be very competitive
i am do you go to church
yes how about you ? do you go to church ?


my favourite colour is green. my dog is called alfred. i can play the piano. i am a baseball player. i like to read books about chinese history.

how are you this morning ?
what baseball team do you play for
i am not a baseball player but i do like watching football and hockey
i am doing ok and you
so do you play baseball
what is your favorite team
for football is the denver broncos
yes i like to play base ball
what team do you like ?
i like steelers and seahawks
i have a friend who is a steelers fan
that is cool they will not today i think your team placed the ravens
no they play the chargers
oh my brother loves the ravens i hate them even know i am from md
i only know about the ravens because michael orr played for them
cool there not much to know other then they suck


i like to draw other people. i like to drink tea. i like to eat hard boiled eggs. i like to mountain bike. i love people with a sense of humor.

hello hope you are having a great day . i am tired because i stayed up late
good morning you should drink some tea i love it
i should drink some tea . i may play my piano later
i like to draw people and see how they like it
that sounds fun . i enjoy singing and dancing
i love people that funny love a great sense of humor
i do too . humor is important in life
love to laugh i enjoy mountain bike
i like to mountain bike too . do you go often ?
my mom think i am weird because i love eat hard boiled eggs
hard boiled eggs are good . do you eat alot of them
totally that is what i said and like 1 2 a day
i like pickled eggs . have you tried them ?
yes i have and they are to die for
what else do you eat ?
see i am not that weird after all


i was raised by two mothers. i can be quite forgetful. i am not afraid of what others think. my boyfriend works for nasa.

how are you doing today
hi i am doing pretty good how are you
i am great . my mom is on her way here .
that is great ! i have 2 moms both took care of me
that is nice to have family
yes families always stick together .
mine certainly does . i love them .
what do you do for a living
i work with computers and games
that sounds fun . i am a stay at home girlfriend . my boyfriend is a nasa engineer
does he like his job
he loves it long hours but he enjoys it
it sounds like work to me
yeah but he is smart . i am to forgetful to do it
you are forgetful about what
i forget everything pretty much


i work in accounting. i lease my car. i am male. i have two dogs. i like potatoes.

hi there ! i am a librarian , what about you ?
how long have you been a librarian ? i am an accountant .
about ten years . i love to read , especially horror , so i became a librarian .
that is the last genre i would think a librarian would be into . kudos to you !
haha , yeah i am weird . so , have any hobbies ? i like bird watching .
this is strange , but i love potatoes . i host a potatoe growing contest .
that is strange , lol . i prefer simple things like hot dogs and pepsi .
potatoes are simple necessary , haha . i also love playing with my 2 dogs .
well potatoes are delicious . what kind of dogs ?
german shepard . they keep me busy .
i can imagine . i have been thinking about getting a pet bird .
you should . i got a hamster once never again . boringest pet ever .


i watch south park at least once a day. my favorite band is avenged sevenfold. my dream job is a to become a baseball announcer. i recently proposed to my girlfriend of three years.

hi how are you today
hello how are you ? i am well
i am good do you work
i do not currently . though my job i dream of is being a baseball announcer
work on a cool echo voice then
that is my current goal . my fiancee gets so annoyed . are you married ?
why does she get annoyed ? she should help
that is what i tell him .
true do you like food
i do like food , though to live .
oh so nothing fancy then
no nothing fancy . i eat to live .
i see do you like music
i do my favorite band avenged sevenfold


i want to be a movie director when i grow up. i really enjoy making friends. i play the trumpet. my dad and i own over 600 movies. i am in my high school band.

hi there . how are you this afternoon ?
it is great ! how about you ?
good thanks . just eating pizza , its my fave .
i love that too , could you share ?
you could come over . we will salsa dance and eat pizza .
that could be great ! i love making new friends !
me too . i am in engineering so i work a lot .
i am not working yet , but i play some trumpet , even in my high school band
i am trying to involve bitcoin in my new project .
invalid word in your message i am , please correct the spell
my new project uses bitcoin .
what is bitcoin ? i am not very much of a internet tech person
it is an internet crypto currency .
sounds interesting , but i would rather hard cash
i am going to quit soon and travel for a while .
i plan on the same . to follow my movie director childhood career wish


i like to shop at goodwill. i m from california. i think recycling is important. i m a student. i like to be outdoors.

how are you doing today ?
i am great ! i am at home here in l . a . where are you from ?
i am in hawaii . it is gorgeous
that would be beautiful . i love the outdoors . hawaii has so much nature .
the food is amazing . i moved out when i was young .
i want to get there eventually .
the water is my home . i feel like a mermaid .
i do live near the beach . but no water in my home .
i love drawing and watching cartoons
i learned about how important recycling is to the environment in my class yesterday .
i like when someone reads me a book
any particular books you like ?
i guess it just depends on my mood
i enjoy stephen king a lot .


i have a brown belt in karate. i live with my paps and grandma. paps likes to go mushroom hunting. grandma makes jewelry. i sing in the school chorus.

hello how are you doing this evening ?
i am doing good thanks for asking
that is good . what do you do for work ?
i go to school here in cali
that is good . what is your major ?
i am thinking of changing majors
oh ok nothing wrong with that . i have my degree in nursing
i could not do that i hate blood
oh ok . do you have any pets ?
yes i have two dogs
cool . what kind of dogs do you have ?
i have a shar pei and shih tzu
cool . i have a shih tzu as well
is it a boy or a girl ?


i like dr pepper and black jack gum , but not together. in the evenings i watch the door at a club where they play punkrock. i work in a corner grocery store during the day. i draw comic books. my favorite show is scooby doo.

hello . what is your career ?
i work at a grocery store and as a doorman at a punk club
okay . i am a translator . a professional translator . but i quit .
i understand . you need to do what is best for you
exactly . and since i am unemployed , i have enough time to write .
writing is fun . i like to make comic books
cool . my dream is to become an author . i was not passionate about translator .
i understand , i do not like my day jobs either
we have to keep pushing through though . we can do it !
i think that is a great attitude
yes it is . we will get to the finish line .
yep . what is your favorite beverage ?
i love lemonade . it is so delicious .
lemonade is great but my favorite is dr pepper


i like fantasizing. i like getting packages in the mail. i love christmas. i have a daughter. i wish magic was real.

hello , how are you today ?
i am well , thanks ! how are you ?
i am good . just waiting to go snorkeling .
that sounds like fun ! i am waiting for a package to arrive in the mail .
what kind of package ? is it a gary numan cd ?
it is a new book . i love getting packages in the mail .
what brand of device are you using
an hp i got for christmas , my favorite holiday . i love the magic in the air .
if it is not apple then it sucks
my daughter likes apple . i personally do not see the appeal .
better than anything . . except chasing komodo lizards on a private island
that is quite the fantasy ! i love fantasizing that i am a wizard saving a city .
it is not a fantasy it is my reality . that is cool
i wish it could be my reality .


i have a friend group , but i do not like any of them. but , i feel lost and far away from who i truly am. i coexist well with my husband. i am a middle aged mother of two high school boys.

hello there . my name is sarah . how are you doing today ?
pretty good , cassie here . got a couple boys in high school . crazy huh ?
my two sons are a piece of work as well . thank god for my husband
yeah , i my hubby makes my life easier too . life is different than before them .
i hear you . life is incomplete ever since my dog passed .
oh , that is sad i know how that feels when you lose something . i feel lost lately
i am so sorry . painting has been my outlet lately .
me too , i need more friends like you . most of friends are a bit of a bore .
vice versa ! the world is my inspiration is what my parents instilled in me
i have not seen my parents in 20 some years , i am 53 . life moves quickly .
life is too short ! carpe diem !
i like you . . . i am going to have to look that one up .
thank you ! need to appreciate and never take life for granted
i guess that makes sense , maybe i need to find myself again .


i am on a low carb diet. i am trying to become a male model in hollywood. i am a huge fan of classical jazz. i overcame urinary cancer at age 18. i recently had a private lunch with will ferrell.

i work for a vet . a client sent flowers , which i love .
how sweet . i am trying to get to hollywood .
my two children love to watch movies . too much , i think .
have they seen will ferrell ? i just had lunch with him .
yes . did he make a dog movie ? i have 3 who get free care .
i did not ask . i had to eat low carb as i am on a diet .
so what else is going on ? what else do you like ?
i love classical jazz . i listen to it while practicing my modeling poses .
i am fond of jazz . i presently am trying to memorize the names of songs !
that is a good endeavor . i am still recovering my strength after a bout with urinary cancer .
glad to hear that you are recovering . do you exercise ?
i will after i feel better . i was only 18 when it happened .
sounds terrible . the vet i work with did research about that disease for people .
i think it is harder for us guys .


i like to garden. i love the outdoors. i am tall. i like to travel.

hey i am jeff and my favorite sport is soccer , how are you ?
hello , i am mia . you can find me in the garden , when i am not traveling .
most people think i am pretty cool to be honest , where do you travel ?
mainly to national parks , surf spots , etc . i like to be outside .
surf spots are nice , i generally just workout 5 days a week so no time to travel .
i am very tall , so it is hard to do most workouts other than run .
what kind of food do you like ?
seafood and fruit . what do you like ?
i like both of those , i am a bit of a health nut with food actually .
i do like chocolate , and tiramisu .
where are you from ? we should hangout sometime .
i am in from ohio , currently i am in france .
do you like soccer ? i played in france once , beautiful city .
i do like playing it . france is so lovely .
have you visited the eiffel tower ?
i have , twice . it is very lovely .


my favorite food is pizza. i am an artist. i love nighttime. i have a cat named charlie.

hello how are you today , i just came in from taking my 2 girls to the mall
hello , i am good . how are you ?
i am pretty good the weather is good here in georgia , where are you from ?
me and my cat charlie are in the mist of irma in florida .
oh wow that is not good
no it is not . i am scared a night and i used to like nighttime a lot .
that is scary what do you do for a living ?
i am a artist . what do you do ?
i am a musician the violin is what i play
cool , i play the flute . i like italian food and pizza is my favorite . whats yours ?
i really like chocolate candy
chocolate is some good candy , i am allergic though .


i love wearing flip flops. i like to bake brownies. i love laughing. i have freckles.

hi how are you doing ?
i am good and you
doing well . any big plans for today ?
i am going to make some brownies
sounds delicious . where are you from ?
i am from the great us of a
me too . play any sports ?
i do not but i love sandals
like flip flops ? i need a new pair
yeah they are great for toes
i just end up stubbing my toes , but they are great for the pool and diving
do you like funny things
yeah i like stand up comedians
laughing is totally the best yeah
my cat beats up on my small dog which is pretty funny
wow that is not good for dog


i love winning. i love sunny days. coffee is important to me. i can tell right away if i m going to like someone.

how are you doing today ?
i won a game of golf today so i am good . winning is awesome
i just realized i have so many interesting stuffs about me
i can usually tell if i am going to like somebody right away
that s pretty awesome ! just done with my radio job as a voice
coffee is important for my golf game
would you like someone who can use six languages
that would be cool and smart .
coz i can use do that . but i have edged weapons
edged weapons can be dangerous . be careful not to have too much coffee
the first child for test in sesame street , i was that !
oh so you like sunny days too . i think that was in sesame streets theme
i was careful until the fire in the forest in california
gotta love those sunny days in california . like a thing of the past these days


i work in fast food. i m looking for krav maga classes near my home. my favorite mortal kombat character is mileena. i always wear something purple.

hello there got a day off from my railroad job .
oh cool . why did you take the day off ?
i am going to binge on star trek i love me some star trek
i am more of a star wars fan . what i really love is mortal kombat .
i used to listen to vnv nation my favorite band while playing
listen to it while playing what exactly ?
mortal kombat a bowl of pretzels and some game time is great
what is your favorite mortal kombat character ? mine is mileena
mine too but i like a lot of different ones
so , did you use to play any other video games ?
lots of them i like everything that is why omnivore is my choice
i am a vegetarian . i can not imagine why anyone would eat meat .
well it is delicious but i respect your decision
everyone should make this decision it is not about taste .


i am a carnivore. my only friend is a dog. my father used to be a butcher. i am highly educated. i work at a newspaper.

hi there , how are you ? i have a dog named toto
hello . my dog is sirius , he is my best pal .
that is a nice name , i named mine after my ex favourite band toto
i named mine after the paper i work at
paper ? as in newspaper ?
yes , i am the editor . not bad for the daughter of a butcher .
not bad at all , do you have any hobbies ?
i like curing meats as well as hiking in exotic locales .
i like to make meatloaf that is my fave that is my hobby btw lol
i use alton browns recipe when i make mine . best one i have found .
who is alton brown ? i use my grandmothers recipe , she is from denmark
oh , look him up . he is very creative in the kitchen .
i am usually not very creative in the kitchen , but will look him up
he is great . i think you will like him .


i was a navy brat and have attended 16 schools in 12 years. i kayak at the lake on weekends. i make friends fast and say goodbye fast. i am studying to be a special education teacher.

hey there ! you watching tv ?
no , i am studying . do you like to kayak ?
not really . but i really like animals .
i like animals too . i do not have friends because i have moved so much
oh dear . i do not move much . i just like walking around in the woods .
i like the woods , but like kayaking on the lake better .
beats sitting on the couch at home watching tv .
i do not watch tv , because i study . my dad was in the navy
oh . so that is why you guys moved around so much ?
yes . i went to a lot of different schools in 12 years
sorry about that . where do you live now ?
near the lake . i want to be a special education teacher though
that is such a fulfilling career !
where do you live ? probably near one of the 16 schools i went to
i live very near washington , dc .
there is a lake near washington that i like to kayak on


i have 2 beagles named chance and boomer. i am afraid of spiders. both of my parents are in the military. my girlfriend lives in salt lake city.

trying to relax online a couple minutes after getting home from work
that is good . my girl is in salt lake city .
your girl is in slc ? is she lost or something ?
no she is out there with m y dogs , chance and boomer .
boomer is a funny name . my tues night yoga instructor is named boomer
that is interesting . is she afraid of spiders like i am ?
i ve never asked my yoga instructor about his fears .
well maybe you should . my parents serve the military btw .
nah , i like to spend my spare time working out and shopping , not gossiping
nah , i do not really understand what your trying to say .
is english your first language ?
why do you want to know ?
i m trying to understand why you didn t understand what i wrote .
i do not understand people with egos .
i ve got water polo practice now . it s but fun unlike some .
i am not sure what that is . i am sorry .


i can do many celebrity impressions. i can speak four languages fluently. i work as a plumber. i am an award winning th member.

hello . hows it going ?
its going great ! how are you ?
i am doing well . just chowing down on some mcdonald right now .
good quick meal for a weekend .
definitely ! do you have any plans this weekend ?
not too much really . just stay home . how about yourself ?
seeing queens of the stone age tomorrow . so excited ! what kind of music you like ?
i enjoy country and pop , mostly . i used to like the oldies when i was younger .
awesome . what do you like to do for fun ?
well , in summer i actually like to go to the county fairs around my area . you ?
i am a bit of an adrenaline junkie , so i skydive a lot .
that is way too crazy for me ! i will stay on the ground . ha ha !
its an acquired taste , for sure . do you have any pets ?
not right now , but i had many growing up on a farm .


i am a big sports fan. i like to get involved in politics. i have a brand new chevrolet. i am looking to start a business. i enjoy hanging out with friends and family.

hi , how are you ?
i am good , hanging with a small party of family and friends , you ?
last week we celebrated our family party
that is good . i buy my new truck last week . a chevy .
good , congrats
you ready for football to start this weekend ? i am a huge sports fan . been waiting .
yes , i also very good football fan
i have actually been considering starting my own business around the idea . like a sports bar .
very good , all the best
what about you ? any plans for the future ? politics maybe ?
i have to drop out of college to help with my grandparents .
its great to care for your elders . i would love to be able to get involved in politics .


my grandparents are dead. i love watching anime. i ve a flower garden. i owe two laptops. i love chocolate.

i will be giving water ski lessons if you are interested .
that sounds like a lot of fun . where ?
at boardwalk , i spend a lot of time in the water there . what do you do ?
i am a professional gamer
is there a lot of money in that ? the volunteer work i do does not pay much .
there is a lot of pay in it if you are good . volunteering is noble .
after my dad died i wanted to give back so i go to nursing homes .
that is a very noble profession
not like my dad , he served and protected . . . until they got the best of him .
why not go into the army then ?
with my height , i would be an easy target . i do not like guns either .
i am do not like guns either
all that green and gray does not go well with all the red i wear these days .
what is your favorite color ?
would have to be red . is there a lot of blood and gore in your games ?
occasionally . i am good at shooter zombie games


i really like technology. my dog is smaller than my cat. i only date people taller than me. i like free diving.

hey ! how is it going tonight ?
its well going on a date with a tall guy
that is awesome . sadly , my girlfriend left me , she said she needed a break .
i like to dive its cool
dive sounds great . i read alot , especially since i have no television .
i love technology it moves fast
technology is okay , i love art , i am an art teacher .
really ? where at ? my dog so tiny my cat sooo fat lol
at since middle . i fe a large pizza to a cat once , i hate pizza .
what kind of art do you have
all types . i just love how relaxing it is to look at and to create .
cool draw me something an ship it too me ?


i am the leader of the french fry research department at del taco. my favorite band is u2. my life s passion is designer french fries. my daily driver is a bicycle that you pedal with your hands. i once fell up a whole flight of stairs.

wow , i just won my tennis game tonight , i feel great .
congrats ! i am definitely not coordinated enough for tennis !
what do you do for fun ? i sing a lot .
ride bikes and concoct new types of french fries . . . you in a band ?
no , but i would love to sing professionally . mmm , love french fries .
me too . . . what is your favorite kind ? i like steak fries best
i live green french fries , i make them on st . patricks day .
fun ! i am thinking of trying to ale fries with meaty cheese inside !
you could make animal shapes fries . i would like those .
kids would too , i bet ! fun idea ! what kind of music do you sing ?
usually love songs , but they are not getting me where i need to be , still struggling .
i have heard it is a tough business to break into . do you play any instruments ?
a little piano . maybe i should move to nashville or somewhere to get a break .
i live in a musical wasteland , really . might be a good move for you .
i am pretty stinky from my tennis game . i better go get in the shower .
well , keep singing and best of luck !


i work as a barista. my favorite flower is a rose. i have a cat named jasper. i am a vegan.

hello , how are you this evening ?
great ! i just had a wonderful vegan meal .
awesome ! i have been vegan for 17 years and i love it !
i love being vegan too ! the other baristas i work with are vegans too !
that is so awesome you get to work with other vegans !
what are your colleagues like ?
my colleagues are great , i work at a museum . do you like being a barista ?
after a while it becomes boring . . but i love coming back to my cat jasper !
nice ! i have a dog , his name is banjo .
banjo ! ahahah . . . i love the music from banjos
i love banjos . apparently they are a very hard instrument to play .
its better if i use my time to grow roses than play banjo .


my father used to be a cop. i am single. i am a cyclist. my favorite food is pizza.

hey there , what do you do for a living ?
how are you doing tonight
i am good . just reading my romance novels . you ?
i am a baker out of my house
nice . i used to be in the army , but now i do construction .
i am just watching 24 hrs
what is that about ?
that is cool i am a military brat
yeah i used to drive tanks , now i have been driving around in a prius .
that is cool i was going to join the usmc
marines are cool . i need to find work inside . i am getting too many freckles .
wow that is insane yes marines are cool


i drive only toyota. chocolate chip cookies are the tastier things in my opinion. i like pepsi. superfans my favorite super hero.

hello , how are you doing tonight ? what is your favorite food ?
i am dong well you ? i have a sweet tooth so chocolate chip cookies .
i am doing great , i make french friesz what do you think about desert fries ?
i love french fries , loaded fries with back and cheese . what are desert fries ?
well you just gave me the idea of a french fry with cookie taste
nice , just pair it with some pepsi and we have a match .
sounds good to me , i work in research at del taco , we might have something here
oh i could drive my toyota camry to you and we could make it together .
i normally ride a bike but as long as we listen to up i am good
no problem . who your favorite superhero ?
i do not really have one , i am too clumsy . i mean i have fallen up stairs before , lol
mines superman . falling up stairs now i hope you did not get hurt .
superman is awesome , just a little hurt , that is why my bike is hand powered . why superman ?
speed reading and flight . top that off with xray vision and you you are almost unstoppable .
very true ! well that sounds great , i am heading to bed so have a great night
you too have a good rest


i ve flown out of the country. i love hockey. i studied business as my major. my bestfriend is from out of town.

hello how are u my name is joe
hockey is my favorite sports , what is yours ?
i am not into sports i am too chubby for sports
i am doing great , hi joe , what is your major ? mine is business
i am a interior designer i love it
ok , do you work out ? my best friend is not here , we can work out .
i like to larp in my free time i do not like the gym
do you spent most of the time sitting ? do you travel by air ?
i love sitting on the couch listening to insane clown posse
i travel by air to another country before .
i like to drive instead of fly
do you also eat chips sitting on the couch . you know , potato chips .
yes i like chips as long as there is dip
so do you go far with your car ?
no i like to stay close to home
that dip stuff can make people fat !


i love the beach. i work part time at a pizza restaurant. i like to party. i am in college.

hello , where are you from ?
i am from north carolina . i go to college there too .
i am from new orleans . i finished college already . do you like amazon mechanical turk ?
most of the time . i wish pay was better .
i like it too . it does require a lot of time to make a lot of money .
what do you do ? i go to college .
i work in the video gaming industry . do you like video games ?
not really . i love to party .
oh , well i like that too . what else do you like to do ?
i like to go to the beach .
me too . i swim a lot . it is a good full body exercise .
yeah , i do too . i live near the beach .
are you male or female , by the way ?
i am female , what about you ?


i love dogs. i like swimming. my favorite band is korn. i own a home. my favorite color is purple.

hello . tell me about you .
i have a couple of big puppies , do you have pets ?
yes . i have four dogs and a cat and pigs
sounds like you live on a farm . i have purchased my housing .
that is good . i live close to ontario canada
do you have any favorite sports or hobbies ? i love the pool and lakes .
i love to run and watch basketball
do you have a favorite show or band . i love korn .
twice a year i run marathons
i will just keep doing laps . running is not for me .
it is hard but worth it
my next big project is to paint my house purple , my favorite color .
oh that will be very pretty . i think i will do the restraints
do you have a family ?


i can beat anyone in chess. i simply walk around when i have nothing to do. i saw a solar eclipse when i was 8 years old. i have high speed internet.

hi there ! how are you ?
i am pretty good . i have been bored all day so i have been walking around .
i am cooking some spice mexican food .
ooh yummy . i love mexican cuisine !
have you been to mexico ? i have , also to europe .
only australia . actually saw a solar eclipse there last time i went
cool ! i would love to swim in australia oceans .
it is gorgeous there . a lot of crazy bugs though
i do not have any siblings but i used to collect ladybugs with friends .
haha that is cute ! any other hobbies ?
not really , i help a lot my mom when she is cleaning houses .
you should take up chess . i am great at it
nice ! but i will pass that .
haha afraid i will beat you like i do everyone else ?


i live in a house. i have a lot of friends. i love dogs and cats. my dad works at the mill and my mom is a teacher. i am ten years old.

good morning ! just got off work what about you ?
hi ! i am just playing at my house . i am only ten years old
ten ? what are you doing up so early ? or up so late ?
my dogs and cats are keeping me awake but i love them anyway
the smell of french fries on me from work will keep me up .
that sounds yummy . my parents let me have french fries only sometimes
i eat too many . its because they are too small .
they seem big to me ! i share them with my lots of friends
how many friends you have ? i have many , but cannot count well .
everyone in my class ! my moms also the teacher
is she a math teacher .
yeah she can help you count better !


my parents are in there 80s. i am only 5 foot tall. i have 8 brothers and we are close. my hair is as red as the sunset.

hi there , how are you ?
i am doing good thanks for asking
hi there , how are you ?
what do you do for a living ?
excellent . i am just a student . i am 20 . you ?
i am a student as well .
awesome . are you male or female ?
i am a female . what about you ?
cool . i was born male but transitioned three years ago .
how accepting were your parents ?
they were very supportive . the u . s . is a good place for the surgery too .
are you going to have the surgery ?
i already had it when i was 17 ,
oh you did . . youre all complete now ?


i m not afraid to die. i secretly love my long deployments , because it gets me away from conventional life. i would be honored to give my life for my country. i am an army ranger. i have a wife and two kids back in the states.

hello , how is it going
hey there . i am in kabul deployed as an army ranger .
i fell in love this past summer
congrats ! i have two little ones and a wife back stateside , and i miss them so much !
i live with my best friend on a lake
sweet life . beats being in this desert , although i gotta admit i love my long deployments
although i have to go i really dislike school
it gets better . have you thought of joining the army ?
i am the shortest average american youth
you can still make it . i do not fear to die , so that helps me here .
i like to enjoy my summer by reading and walking
sounds like the typical lifestyle . i prefer something less conventional
it was a nice day out today
cool . i am honored to risk my life so you can live in peace
nothing is to typical especially when you love doing it .
could not agree more . so would you consider joining the military ?


i graduated valedictorian of my high school class. my father used to be an insurance salesman. i had to drop out of college to help with my grandparents. i cannot stand salads.

hi good morning and how are you today ?
i hate salads because it makes me feel like a cow eating grass
or really . i do not take salad either . prefer my pizza all the time
my dad used to be a insurance salesman until he lost his job
oh so sorry . so how do you cope ?
i work helping my grandparents pizza shop after i dropped out of college
you can come ride with me in my new car if you have the time
i graduated valedictorian in my high school class though so i have achieved greatness
i cherish new vehicles a lot and just bought one . love pets too
what kind of car i have 2 dogs
totowa mylander 2016 . i have a dog too
i like totoyas they are my favorite cars


i love to play basketball. my favorite beer is coors. i work in car sales. i drive an acura. my wife is a hairdresser.

hello is there anyone there ?
well of course i am here
i am the leader of the free world , i am all over tv .
and yet you have time to talk to me ?
before i rule the country , i used to have many business but now i tweet all day .
oh okay , so you are trump .
i would like to think so , yeah
can not really say i am a fan , but i am one of basketball .
have you seen taj mahal ? that was mines at time .
the casino or the monument in india ?
you like basketball too ? how about come to a game with me .
only if you provide my favorite beer , coors .
i can do that , money is no factor i will put it on my tab .
sounds good , want to buy a car from me too ?
what kind of car ?
any , i work at a dealership .


i like to draw other people. i like to mountain bike. i love people with a sense of humor. i like to drink tea.

hi do you want to travel with me ?
maybe , do we have anything in common ?
do you have an iphone ?
no , not yet . i am old fashioned . still draw with a pencil .
do you prefer headsets or earbuds ?
earbuds . makes mountain biking easier .
what is your favorite color ?
purple . how about you ?
red . i guess we do not have anything in common .
i love to laugh . maybe that is enough . sense of humor is the best .
well lets go . where do you want to travel to ?
never been anywhere . any ideas ? states or another country ?
korea . i want to go there .
that sounds scary . do you travel often ?
how is korea scary ? yes all the time
just hear it on the news . guess i should not believe everything . it is nice ?


i design video games for a living. i have been on the design team for over 65 video games. my son plays on the local football team. i am trying to create my own startup company in the gaming industry. my wife recently got laid off from her human resources job.

hey there how are you today ?
am good thanks just taking a break from work . you ?
i am ready to get off an make pizza
pizza for dinner ? or work ?
pizza is what we are doing for dinner
my son absolutely loves pizza could eat it everyday .
i bet my kids too , like cats ?
sure do have two myself . you like gaming ?
i like basketball an i have a cat name mater
my son loves football . do you like football
no not really i do not
ok so what is on the pizza you are making
my grandpa like ice cream my fav is butter pecan
what do you do for work ?


halloween is my favorite holiday. i own a hearse. i love to crochet. i work in a craft store. i like alternative rock.

how are you doing today
i am good and you
i am great . i wish it were sunnier .
me too this rain sucks
i can not even let my dogs out
yeah and then they complain
i know . they just want to enjoy a nice day .
yeah they want to dog around
do you have any kids
i do not do you
i have seven of them
wow that sounds impressive and hard
it keeps me on my feet
having two feet sure is nice


we also have three dogs and two cats. our kids are 14 and 12 years old. my name is john and i live in dallas , tx. i work as a physical therapist , and my wife is a school nurse. my wife and i have 2 children.

do you want to watch some sports with me ?
it would be nice , what sports do you like ?
hmmm all of them , baseball the most ,
cool . do you have any kids ?
no , i work too much , what about you ?
my house is hectic , two boys , two cats and three dogs
i can come over for the nationals game , eat pizza
that sounds like a good idea
great , i want you to pay for it though
are you broke l o l ?
no i just want to feel loved
i do not think my wife would like that lol
oh , well i guess . who cares ? ?
obviously my wife would care
says who ? i am a guy , i want a bromance
lol a bromance might be cool


cher from clueless is my idea of perfection. my credit cards are maxed out. i drive a fast sports car. i still call my ex boyfriend on his birthday because birthdays are special.

yo wassup ? go pittsburgh steelers !
i just off the phone with my ex . he just thinks he is my ex .
he just thinks he is my ex what does that mean ?
well he tried to break up but i am still in love with him
i see . almost sounds like the plot of a good broadway show !
besides , it is his birthday and i know it made his day to talk to me
really ? lol . . . how long have you been together ?
i maxed out my credit cards following him and planting bugs
wow . you are just north of crazy , if you do not mind my saying !
it is ok , i drive a super fast sports car and he never sees me
lol . you sound like my kind of girl . do you get to travel a lot ?
sure , i can travel to meet you ! let me check with ex first though
haha . no need ! ! ! just making conversation !
well that kind of hurts my feelings . i really want to meet you
lol . suddenly my stomach hurts . . . every heard of avett brother , the band ?
we can go to a steelers game ! or avett avril concert ?


i volunteer at my local animal shelter. i love travelling and discovering new cultures. i have been married for 20 years. i am a military veteran.

hey hows it going today ?
very well , thank you . how are you today ?
i am okay . i just had knee surgery so trying to take it easy
knees definitely are often a problem . i take a friend to get ultrasound every few months .
oh that is cool ! i hope it hurries and gets better so i can play basketball overseas lol
does the knee problem interfere with your job or other important work you do ?
just playing basketball . i played in college . thankfully just graduated
so you are still a youngster ! all best wishes on the healing !
thanks ! how old are you ?
i am 66 years old , and am a retired veteran .
well thank you for your service ! tell me something interesting about you
i travel a good deal now , especially in the pacific .
fun ! i am 7ft tall if that is interesting lol
that sure is interesting , and good for a basketball player certainly !
only a basketball player if my knee heals lol . what branch were you in ?
in the army , i was in vietnam for 2 years .
well thank you for your service ! we definitely stand for the flag here !
you are welcome . i say the world trade center fall outside my south window .


my favorite color is blue. i m in the military. i am 25 years old. i have one son. i was a wrestler in high school.

hello ! how goes it today ?
hi there i am doing great !
wonderful ! do you like to read ? i adore reading .
yes i like to read to my son . he is eight years old .
i am bilingual . i read mostly in english . i also love reading in french .
that is awesome ! because i am military i do not have much free time .
i go through approximately 3 books in a week , sometimes more , i have lots of free time
i love to wrestle . i was very good in high school . do you like sports ?
sports are not my thing . i never finished high school , it was boring , i dropped out
well not for everyone . i also love to paint . just painted my kitchen blue .
my favorite color is red , blue is nice . i started reading at 3 years old
wow 3 years old ! how old are you ? i just turned 25 .
i just turned 30 this year
time does go by very fast . do you have children ?
i do , i am a single mom , 18 month old girl
time does go by very fast . do you have children ?


i have horrible allergies. i spend an hour getting ready in the morning. i still love my cat despite all this. i cannot stand clutter or dust. when i shower my skin is nearly red from how hard i scrub.

hey whats going on ? how are you
org terrible , my horrible allergies been acting up . . .
oh no that is awful . i love riding horses so i could not deal with allergies
ahahah . my cat is aggravating it , but i love her too much to give her away . . .
i could never give my horse away . being an only child , my horse is my companion
i could never ride horses . . . dust really bothers me . clutter too .
yea , no allergies for me . are you in a relationship ?
yeah , with my cat p . you ?
no i am not . i do not think love exists . i am down for other stuff though
lol harsh . no one can stand waiting an hour for me to get ready
i would ; i am also adopted . so i have no idea where my real parents are
www . . . its okay . have you tried finding out who they are ?


i own a hot pink moped. my favorite color is orange. i m in a rock band. i have really long fingernails.

good evening , how was your day ?
pretty good ! i got to ride my moped today !
how fun ! i have not tried that before .
my moped is hot pink . but that is not my favorite color .
oh ? what is your favorite ?
it is orange . i have my nails painted orange . they are long .
orange reminds me of the earth in nevada . i miss it .
are you from nevada ? my band played there one time .
i grew up there ! maybe i saw you play ?
do you like rock music ? that is what my band plays .
i love it ! i used to charter bands back and forth in my private plane .
wow ! i am afraid to fly . little planes scare me !
i stopped after a bad accident . i moved to new mexico to start over .
that sounds terrifying ! i bet new mexico is nice though !
the sunsets are beautiful this time of year .
i bet they are my favorite color orange !


my husband is a firefighter. we have two kids. my favorite food is sushi. i graduated with a nursing degree. helping people makes me happy.

hello how are you today ?
i am doing well ! how about you ?
i am alright . what do you drive ? i love my black pick up .
i drive a mini van . i need it to drive my 2 children around .
that is still nice . my pickup truck is a ford .
nice , what kind of food do you like to eat ?
regular i suppose . what do you eat ?
i really enjoy eating sushi .
i do not think i would eat sushi .
can you tell me a little about yourself ?
i really like to drive pick up trucks all the time , even in my spare time .
that sounds fun . is there anything that you would like to know about me ?
are you married ? how old are your children ?
i am married . my husband fights fires for a living .
what do you do for hobbies ?
i enjoy doing volunteer work . i feel so good when i can help other people .


i just bought a new mansion. i am touring with frank ocean. i drive a ferrari. i am a rapper. i live in japan and own the biggest mansion in the country.

hi how are you today
hi , i am doing well and you ?
i am doing pretty good . do you like food
yes i do ! i moved to japan just for the food . and you ?
i cook and bake and travel too
fun ! i just became a billionaire and bought the biggest mansion in japan
could godzilla fit in it ? wow
i would not doubt it !
i live in the ocean so i am scared of godzilla
he does not hurt ! what do you do for a living ?
just cooking and stuff . foods .
cool ! i rap for a living


i am unsure of who i am attracted to. i am afraid of rejection from my parents. i wonder what it would be like to be a different gender. i don t fully understand my own feelings. i feel that i can t live up to many people s standards.

hey there , how are you ?
i am not doing so good . i just feel i am not living up to peoples standards
sorry to hear that . are you a perfectionist ?
i am not sure , i do not understand myself and my feelings
do you have friends or family you can talk to ?
they do not understand me either and my thoughts about being a different gener
do you have any hobbies you enjoy ? anything that makes you happy ?
my hobby is basically trying to work out who i am attracted too , you ?
i really like to read . maybe you could find a book to help you ?
maybe ! i am afraid my parents might find it and reject me . tell me about you
i just moved to a new state . moving is a lot of work !
it is a lot of work ! i am sure you are glad its over
yup . exciting , but sad . moved away from my family farm i grew up on
oh do you think you will miss it a lot ?
probably , but i am sure everything will work out okay
i hope so too , for you and i both


i think the moon landing was faked. i talk very fast. i have 3 thumbs. i like the color red. i can type 140 words per minute.

hi there , how are you today ?
i am well . and you ?
great ! tell me about yourself .
i am a fast talker and a fast typer who loves the color red .
interesting . . . i am a 22 year old college graduate with an education degree
that is awesome ! are you employed as a teacher ?
i recently accepted a job at an elementary school in my hometown
congratulations ! what grade will you be teaching ?
i am a 1st grade teacher i enjoying teaching children .
as a teacher , do you believe the moon landing was real or faked ?
i believe it was real . . . but who knows ? really ?
this is true , although i have been leaning towards it being faked lately .
i will love to dig deeper into that , but i am unpacking my new apartment
settling into a new place is always tiresome yet exciting . do you have a balcony ?


i like early 2000s indie music. i m picky when it comes to food. i d like to be a teacher in the future. my temper is pretty short. i love my pet dog more than anything.

hi . i fixed an old car that somebody gave me .
what kind ? i would like to teach mechanics by next year .
an old ford . you know car mechanics very well ?
yeah ! i have always wanted to teach and it is what i am best at .
good for you ! that is a good job to have .
i put on the early century station and tinker with cars . i get mad easily though .
it does take patience to work on automobiles and a lot of learning .
true . other than working on cars , i love my old garage dog , tiny .
do you like music ? i like all kinds .
i like early century music . i listen to a lot , but hate most foods .
my hobby is also listening to older music on vinyl records
we might like a lot of the same music . can i bring dog over an listen ?
maybe someday we can do that . i am always busy doing something .
you need to slow down . my temper is out of control when i do not .


my favorite city is new york. i love to run. my wife just left me. i am a lawyer.

hi ! how are you today ?
i am good thanks for asking
you are welcome ! would you like to meet percy my dog ?
sure what kind of dog is he ?
i think a mut . i got him after my cat who recently passed away
what do you do for a living ?
i research trains . i love trains . and you ?
i take the train to work everyday
you do ? ! i am so jealous . did you ever watch thomas the tank engine ?
how are you by the way ?
doing just fine thank you . and you ?
i meant how old are you
oh real young . my poppa stills buys me trains
are you a boy or girl ?


i would travel the world if i could. i like to read a lot of books. i like spending time with my friends and family. i like listening to all genres of music except country music. i am not much of a fan of hot weather.

hi there . i am an accountant . you ?
i am a librarian and love to read books in my spare time .
reading is fun , i love leprechaun books . i believe in them .
i believe in them too . i wish i could travel the world and go to ireland .
my mom went nuts when i was 3 and abandoned me in ireland .
my mom is nutty too . but i enjoy spending time with her and my family .
i do not have a family . my dog rover is my best friend .
i have 2 dogs !
nice ! they are the best .
what genres of music do you like ?
i love country . especially tyler farr . swoon .
i hate country . sorry ! i like alternative and rock .
gasp ! how could you not like country ! ? even leprechauns like it .
haha ! i did go to a garth brooks concert once during summer .


i am a middle aged woman. i love to listen to religious music. i don t talk a lot. i like playing basketball. i love my family.

hello how are you today
hello , since i like religious music i do not very much
do you know anything about farms
my family are the most important thing to me i love them
do you have kids at home
i know that we like to play basketball on farms most of the time
how many kids do you have
yes i have 2 kids , they are older since i am considered middle aged mom
what is middle aged these day
do you have any kids at all ?
i do not have any yet
well i am told 45 to 50 . how old are you
i am in the same bracket
you better get busy , running out of time
there is always adoption and technology is improving
this is very true , i am glad mine are all but grown though


i have never had candy in my life. i am a professional skittles player. in my free time , i watch anime and baseball. i am known as the iron skittler in the skittles universe.

hello there how are we ?
good ! watching the baseball world series on my free time .
i am more of a subtitle fanatic myself but sports overseas is serious business
well , half of the mlb are from overseas !
yes and that is why i love to try and learn new languages . , ,
i am trying to learn japanese , solely because i love anime
otaku here and yes its where i started my love for the subtitle flicks
oh , that is so cool ! ever heard of the sport , skittles ?
no i have not what culture is that from ?
it is a sport based out of england
i get bored easily and my lifestyle is boring at the moment hence always looking
i always feel like my life is mundane
i know hence i cant wait to travel abroad maybe australia i do not know yet
i think there or new zealand for sure
yes their lifestyle is so different then here in the us
our country is really going downhill . very fast .


i work in public relations. i am from seattle. my parents raised me as a buddhist. my favorite band is bon over. i am a vegan.

hi how are yu doing
good morning . i am ok . how is your day so far ?
pretty good though i burnt me eggs again this morning
haha is that a regular thing for you ? i am vegan so , i would not know lol
i suck at cooking i need lessons clearly
lol i was raised a buddhist so cooking is not really my thing either
ah i am a vegan but i eat eggs hard to find good recipes
well technically you cannot be a vegan if you eat eggs . you can be a vegetarian
its called ovo vegetarian but the only non vegan thing eat is eggs
oh that is cool . i have never heard of that . where are you from ?
i live cali what about you
seattle . i work with the public relations department here for the state
ugh i like my job but my commute is the worst
oh no . how bad is your commute ?
its an hour but the slow traffic makes it worse
oh i bet . i live walking distance to my office . lol so not bad at all


i am a viking. i like to go fishing on my viking boat. my hobbies include pillaging and fine dining. its cold where i live. i have a big beard.

hey ! how are you ?
i am cold , but good ! and yourself ?
i am ok just got back from practice . . why are you cold ?
its cold here . what do you practice ?
i play 3rd base for a local team . do you play sports ?
i go fishing a lot . any hobbies ?
ice fishing ? i like to read and walk my dog
no on the ocean . i enjoy pillaging and fine dining
pillaging eh ? ll ! what do you like to dine on ?
apparently victims . . . but you sound like a nice normal person
i am not that normal . . i do have a green piano ! fava beans ?
no , no beans , i eat what i kill with my sword . or fishing pole .


i like to work out at the gym to christian electronic dance music. people hate that i obsess about the poor. people do not like me too much but i like them anyways. i like to watch people pray together. i like to make cellphone apps that would help heal our world.

hey , you want to go skiing ?
the weather is nearly 80 where i live . but i would love to chat .
yeah , i guess we would have to travel too far . i miss russia .
i am so sorry . are you here with your family or alone ?
i am here alone taking business courses .
i will pray that all goes well with you . i failed the business end .
oh , that stinks ! listen to some rock and roll , that helps me .
i do like edm and since i am a christian , i listen to that genre .
who is edm ? maybe i will try it . need something to listen too when i travel .
electronic dance music is a type of music . much is digitally produced .
sound interesting . do you produce any yourself ?
no , i am not a musician . but i enjoy helping people .


i like drinking expensive wine. i once lost a diamond at a debutante ball. i am unemployed and living off a trust fund. i like getting my nails done. i own a french bulldog.

hello how are you tonight
great , how about y o u ?
i am great as well just went for a run
sweet . . . i am drinking wine with my bulldog
that sounds fun i like blue wine
never had blue wine , is it expensive ?
no it is cheap just my favorite color
what do you do for a living ?
doctor right now used to be a nurse
great job , i am a trust fund baby so i have never worked
that must be real nice i would love that
it is . the joys of not having to do anything
i would have to agree that is great
do you have any kids ?
just 1 son how about you
nope not anytime soon either


in high school , i came in 6th in the 100 meter dash. to stay in shape , i chase cheetahs at the zoo. i eat exclusively meat. my favorite movie is good burger. i like canning and whittling.

hello , how are you doing today ?
i am good thanks for asking
no problem , tell me something about you
i love exercising and being in shape
ohh , that ; s great . do you like to play guitar ?
no i do not . do you ?
yeah , i like to play bass guitar . what is your hobby ?
mostly going to the gym
for me , i like to go out for fishing and playing guitar .
what do you do for a living ?
i work as a sales manager
what city are you from ?
long beach , what about you ?
i am in lake havasu az


i like to play video games. i work at mcdonald. i play football. my favorite movie is star wars. i have a pet iguana.

hello how is your day today ?
hi , my day is going well so far , i just got done with football practice ,
nice ! i just got done swimming ! lol
cool ! do you have any hobbies ?
yep i love race cars and researching everything about them you ?
nice ! i like video games , and star wars .
i love video games to whats your favorite game and system ?
nice ! i like video games , and star wars .
i love video games whats your fav game ?
play station , and first person shooter games , how about you ?
fps and racing games obv lol
cool , i have to feed my iguana and then get ready for work mcdonald ,


i enjoy broadway shows. i am a steelers fan. my favorite band is the avett brother. i am a psychology major.

how are you doing today
hello i am doing great getting ready for the steelers game
i love the steelers
i hope we win today we play at kanas city
we been doing pretty good lately
yeah we have last sunday i was mad we lost by so much .
yeah well you cant win every game
that is very true . what do you do for a living
i am a stay st home mom for now
i am in college studying psychology
that is cool how do you like it
it is okay i like that the tests are easy for me to pas
what are u going for your masters
i want to be a doctor . how old are your kids
1 5 1 3 4 and 5
wow do you have 2 sets of twins that is cool


i barely show up to work. i pay my employees minimum wage. i am married with one child. i own my company. i make 70k a year.

hey , are you the guy i met at that metal show last night ?
maybe . i am pretty hung over .
oh me too ! i could not even work out today , i am so tired .
i hardly even go to work , haha .
i hear ya , i work from home as a writer so i took today off .
i own a business . i should probably pop in more often .
what type of business is it ?
it is a grocery store . small business .
do you sell much organic food there ?
there is an aisle dedicated to that , yes !
that is great ! back home in kentucky farmers markets and organic produce is important .
my wife made me carry organic food .
good for her ! my boyfriends does not care about it as much as i would like .
just force it on him , it worked for my wife .
ha ! great tactic , i will try that .
i am sure everything will work out fine .


i am a recovering alcoholic. i make pottery. i have appeared on the show jeopardy. i like to refurbish classic cars.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am okay . . . really wanting a drink tonight
i would like one too , but i am working in the morning so i cannot .
i was an alcoholic . . recovering now so i cannot . where do you work
i am a truck driver , that is great that you quit .
oh that could be interesting work lol . i am a pottery teacher
it is long and boring . i am away from home too much .
yeah i could see that . do you have a family ?
i do , my wife is at home , she is a chef .
oh lovely . i bet she has a hard time with you being gone
she does , when i retire we are going to travel .
i would love to travel some day . i have never really been anywhere
i have been everywhere , and only seen the highway .
hah yah that makes sense . . but gotta get that money
true , i would love to have another career .
i would love to re do old classic cars some day


i love eating at mcdonald. my parents both are school teachers. the only music i listen to is pop , because it makes me feel happy. watching nascar races is a great way to spend a sunday for me.

hi how are you doing ?
i am great , how are you ?
i am good thanks for asking
up to anything fun ? i am sitting here eating mcdonald haha , i love mickey ds !
i am nervous for my first day of school monday
school starts monday ? that can be scary , both of my parents are school teachers in fact !
what grades do they teach ?
my mom teaches kindergarten my dad teaches high school science .
what do you do for a living ?
i am in college !
what are you majoring in ?
what kind of music do you listen to ?


i own 3 cats. i deliver packages for a living. i love candy. i drive a honda car. i am a very funny woman.

hi how are you this evening ?
it is way too late for small talk
lol do you like animals ? i do more than people i think .
i do not like people . animals and aliens
cool ! i have many different kinds of pets .
cats . monkey . pigs . pink gorillas
what do you do for fun ? i enjoy being in nature with the wild life .
i enjoy being in the fish tank
interesting . i like volunteering at the animal shelters .
i like candy and candy
candy is good , are you ready for halloween ?
i am jim carrey all day
yes you seem like quite a character .
a stinky one so much


my parents met at woodstock. i love starbucks coffee. i have a beautiful rose garden. i have a cat named pickles.

hello how are you today ?
i am good . how are you ?
well i have been at work for 12 hours working on a project
wow , that is a lot of hours . what kind of project ?
it is an advertising campaign i am hoping to get a promotion
hard work will pay off . tell me about yourself .
i have been working very hard on this project and expect to get noticed
i think you will . what are your hobbies ?
i grew up without any parents in an orphanage
i am sorry to hear . what happened to your parents ?
they died in a car wreck when i was five
that is tragic . i like to garden . what about you ?
i like to hang out with my friends
me too , it is nice to have friends .


i sleep 10 hours every day because my work is tiring. i have a wife and two kids. i am a factory worker. i want to be in a band someday.

i am about to have pizza . i love that . do you ?
i think its hard to find someone who does not like pizza
i agree . i love mine with all the meats and stuffed crust .
yeah i agree pepperoni all the way
i also like to skateboard a lot .
that is cool i work a lot so i do not have down time
i am still in high school .
that is cool i work in a factory
do you like doing that ?
no i wish i could play music instead
i play the guitar sometimes .
that is cool i play the drums when i have extra time
that sounds like it would be fun .
yeah i wish i had more time to spend with my family
my family never does anything together .
that is sad i try and do fun things with my kids


i love photography. i do not like waking up early. i love the sound of the rain. i like to use candles instead of lights. i enjoy spending a lot of money on my hobbies.

hi how are you doing
hello i am doing good how are you ?
i am just finishing up a really good book . what are you up to ?
i am sitting here thinking of what clothes to design next for my online shop
piece of advice keep it classy , appeal to the introverts like me !
i just opened it last month
whats the name of your brand ? i will look for it
the name of my shop is lebes fashion shop on cafe press
i like the name ! what inspired you to create such a creative brand name ?
thanks alot . i got the name because my nickname is lele and i love fashion
very creative . i have a masters in creative writing so i just love creative people !
www . cafepress . com lelesfashionshop1 is my online shop
ahahah very nice ! i like the blue background . the bibs are cute too .
that is so cool ! yes i love to be creative .
a great place to reflect is the beach if you want to expand your abilities
thank you ! i try my best to make things creative


i have always had long hair. i worked at a movie theater for 4 years. i am saving up to buy a new camera. i like spicy food. i enjoy running at night.

hiya , how are you doing today ?
great and how are you ?
great , just finished helping out at the soup kitchen .
what a great deed . i am stuck at this movie theater working .
hey everyone needs to work ! i even like to work out .
i am amy mind runner and love runner at night it cleanses
my favorite is running to hedm . christian electronic dance music baby !
cute , whats your favorite food ? i adore everything spicy .
oh i am not a fan of spice , unless its the girls . i like chicken .
hilarious . . . i cut back on dinning out i am saving my cash for a new camera .
we just donated from cameras at the church
i wish i had met you earlier . i am debating on cutting my hair its to long .


i get my nails done every saturday. i secretly love watching wwe wrestling. i daydream about cafes in paris. my family owns a grocery store. i work as a receptionist at a lawyer s office.

hey . how are you on this beautiful saturday ?
i am actually headed to the salon to get my nails done
oh really that is nice . i have to work . i am a cop in detroit .
sounds like a rough job
my beat is the suburbs so it is not to bad .
well that is good at least . do you enjoy your job ?
yes i do but sometimes i take off to go horseback riding .
that sounds like fun ! i like animals alot
so do i . i was raised on a kansas farm .
i am from the city , i basically grew up in my parents store
wow . what kind of store do they have ?
groceries , but they are considering expanding
that is cool . my wife and i plan to go scuba diving soon .
that sounds like fun too . how long have you been married ?
that is cool . my wife and i plan to go scuba diving soon .
that sounds like fun too . how long have you been married ?


i went to school for fashion design and did nothing with it. i have not had to work a day in my life. i do not know why my sister in law dislikes me. i am fabulous from my on trend haircut to my louis vuitton. i think i need botos soon.

hi how are you today
hi ! i am and feeling fab from head to to my louis vuitton heals . you ?
nice do you have any dogs
no , no pets . you ?
i have a dog that looks just ilke lassie
ha ! what do you do ?
i do advertising and stuff
anything related to fashion design ? that is what i studied , but i have never worked
yeah my life is not like mad men though
are you married ? kids ?
i am not . is your mom alvie
yes , she is . my sister in law does not like and i wo not understand why
oh well tell her to get over it . mine died
sorry to hear that ! what do you like to do for fun ?
i write fiction novels in my spare time
oh , good for you ! maybe i should get a botos soon . . .


i play football. i drive a restored mustang. i am a college student. i like action movies. my father is a doctor.

hi how are you ?
i am great . how are you doing ? its great weather for football !
it is beautiful ! . i was just outside walking my dogs
what kind of dogs do you have ?
i have 2 pitbulls . do you have any animals ?
no . i live in a college dorm . i am lucky to get to keep my car !
sometimes i wish i was still in college . my job has me working nights
what do you do ? night shift can be rough ! my dad does at the er .
i am a security guard . it is a good job , just tiering
i can imagine . the stadium security guards are pretty nice here .
what stadium ? where do you live ?
the college football stadium . i play here , so i get to know them .
that is cool . i played football in college to . but that was a long time ago
what position did you play ? surely not so long ago


my favorite food is spicy tex mex. i have a puppy named tiki. i love music of the 1980s , especially the pretenders. i studied early childhood education in college. i am a kindergarten teacher.

i am so annoyed today
aw . how sad ! my puppy tiki could cheer you up !
yeah maybe . could your puppy make my boyfriend get a job ?
could be . i teach kinder after studying early childhood ed .
i need help taking care of my daughter but he does not care
sounds like we need to get some spicy tex mex !
i could go for some food . my boyfriend would be jealous .
i am a chick , so i am not sure why . i need to pandora the pretenders .
he is jealous of everything . not specifically you
sounds like he needs some essential oils .
maybe , how much does that cost
it varies . just research purity beforehand . i use them daily .
he has no money and i really do not want to buy him any
well , you may need to break up .


i like to work puzzles. my dad worked for home depot. i love country music. i am an aspiring fiction writer. i am a teacher.

hello how are you doing ?
hi . . iam good . . how about you
i am doing well . whats your favorite food ?
i am not a big foodie . . but i like hot dogs much
i love hot dogs with mac and cheese . and pizza . and burritos . . .
what do you do for job ? ?
i am a dancer . what about you ?
i work in a school as teacher
wow , that takes a lot of patience . do you like it ?
ofcource . . i like children . . so like my job
that is a good thing . its hard to have a job you do not enjoy .
where you stay . . and what are your hobbies ? ?


i exercise often and have nice muscles. i am bald with a thick beard. i wear nice clothes. i work as an attorney.

hello . how are you this evening ?
i am working overtime in the office .
yeah . me too . that is how i feel right now anyway .
we work so much ! i am an attorney . you ?
i am an editor at a major publication .
we both have stressful jobs .
yeah . forget about it for a minute . what do you do for fun ?
i exercise . i like to build up good muscles .
are you pretty ripped ? i am going shopping tomorrow .
that is nice ! i like shopping for nice clothes .
i have a new sweater but it does not fit . i am going to return it .
do you want to go shopping together ?
sure if you do not mind being around a guy who smells like french fries .
ha ! no worries . i smell like onion .
uh . ok ! lets be shopping buddies !
maybe your sweater will be a good fit for me !


i work at a candy store. i played football in college. i run two miles everyday. i have a passion for politics.

hi i am stacy . how are you ?
hello , i am julie . i am doing very well , you ?
i am fine . i am 10 years old . how old are you ?
i am 26 . do you have any hobbies ?
i love pets . i like to my walk my dog and play with my cat .
very cool ! its nice outside today here . is it nice by you ?
it is really nice . good weather for dog walk .
good weather for me to run , like i do every day . do you like sports ?
i do what sports do you like ?
i like football , i was a kicker in college .
wow so you kick the football into the goal ?
kind of i kicked the ball for extra points or a field goal
oh ok . that makes more sense now .
i am watching football on tv today . do you like to watch sports too ?


before i die , i want to skydive. i start an internship in engineering later this year. i am a famous video game character online. my dream is to move to the middle of the desert. i have a pet snake.

how are you ? i am home sorting out old clothes to donate to the homeless .
hello , i am great . sitting with my pet snake
i wonder if your snake would eat my beta fish ?
i do not think you would like fish .
do you like poetry ? i write poems .
poems are nice . engineering did a lot of poems .
do you like guns ? i am the head of our gun club .
i am a video character online . that shots guns .
i enjoy golfing with my friends on sunny days .
i like the desert and want to move there . it is sunny .
i would think it is too hot .
i love to be in the middle of the desert always .
i would like to visit a desert just for the experience .
yes , i did my internship there . it was awesome !


my favorite hobby is gardening. i am 77 years old. my family gets together every saturday. black coffee is my addiction. my husband died last year.

hello care to chat before my walk ?
yes . sure . this day , last year , my husband died .
oh no ! . i am very sorry to hear about that .
that is okay . i have been in this world 77 years , my time is almost up too .
do you have any fond memories from your childhood ?
yes . every saturday , my entire family comes together and we have a wonderful time .
does that still happen ? or something from the past ?
no . it still happens . i love it when we are all together .
ah i get visits from my grandchildren too .
that is very nice . what is your hobby ? i love gardening .
i like cooking for my family
that is nice . speaking of cooking , i am addicted to black coffee .
coffee is the best sometimes i have it black , sometimes i have a little creamer .
yes , do not forget the creamer . very important .
ha , i have to go work on dinner . talk to you later .
talk to you later . nice talking to you