i am one of four siblings. i like to draw. my mother is a teacher. my favorite color is blue. i live in an apartment.

hi there . my name is danielle ! what is your name ?
hi danielle ! i am paul ! how are you today ?
a bit tired . getting up at 4 am will do that to an er nurse . how are you ?
i am doing good . working on some drawings for my apartment !
i am sitting in my own apartment eating pita bread with hummus . yum !
oh my 3 sisters love hummus ! the sky is such a beautiful blue today !
yes it is , i am a mother of three and they loved playing outside today .
how fun ! kids are such fun ! my moms a teacher and always tells me about her class !
i admire that ! i struggle with bipolar so do not think i would be cut out for the role .
you are very brave ! i would like to maybe be an art teacher !
go for it ! i will stick to my motherly duties . i would like to have another child next year
one day i would like to be a father ! i bet you make a great mother !


i drive a truck for a living. i recently bought a camper. i am former military. i exercise 4 times a week. my favorite sport is football.

hey ! how is your day ?
good thanks and yours today ?
good ! my computer speaks what you say because i a can not see
oh wow . has that been since birth ?
yes , it has . i even drove a car ! it was crazy !
you drove a car ? how ?
i listened to what my friend told me to do . lol
sounds unsafe . my job is driving myself .
very unsafe . i never did it again . what do you do ?
drive a truck cross country .
that would be fun to see everything .
and what do you do ?
i work as a dj . i am pretty good !
you must really feel it too in a way .
literally ! i dance with my cane to the music .
that is super awesome . is dancing your exercise ?


i graduated college a few years ago. i love food. i ve a big family. i prefer summer over winter.

how are you doing today
i am doing well , looking forward to learning something about you !
what is your favorite thing
food is my favorite thing . do you have any interests ?
coffee is the best thing
i gave up coffee after graduating college a few years ago . do you have other vices ?
i do not have too many . i am too old
i have nine brothers sisters . do you have a large family ?
i used to a long time ago
did you out live them , or just lose touch ?
i am too old so now there is not too many people around
do you live alone , or have someone to care for you ?
i take care of myself now
it is nice that you can do that . do did you have any other interests ?
i like to knit and read and garden
gardening is the main reason i like summer so much ! what do you enjoy reading about ?


i eat too much fast food. i am a national guard officer. i work as a public affairs liaison. i love cold , wintry weather and snow. i drive a 2011 volkswagen passat.

how are you doing today
i am great , thanks , and you ?
i am great waiting to go shopping
cool ! do you have a job ?
yes i am a chef
i eat a lot of fast food , what kind of chef are you ?
i am a chef for a small restaurant
oh , cool ! i am a public affairs liaison . what do you do in your free time ?
i love to buy things with my kids
i work for the national guard in my free time .
that sounds nice . how is it ?
it is fun i like it better when it is cold .
why do you like the cold
it is my favorite type of weather .
i like spring and fall
what kind of car do you drive ?


i love honey. i enjoy talking to strangers. i am good at throwing parties. my favorite animal is a monkey.

hi , how are you doing ?
good . how are you today ?
i am tired . my roomage loves to party and drink beer but i do not like it .
oh , but partying is fun
yeah , sometimes , not every night though . good thing i only work part time .
i like it since i get to talk to strangers
yeah , you get to meet some interesting people .
what is your favorite animal ?
mine is the koala . love them . what about you ?
my favorite is the money
nice . well , next party we will have to invite you since you like them .
you should let me help you . i am very good at throwing parties


i play drums in a band. i am 25 years old and live with my parents. i have a girlfriend named luis , and she goes to my college. i am college student.

hi how are you today ?
i am decent . i have got a headache and i cannot call my girl . how about you ?
i am sorry you have a headache . i am studying for a test
oooh . luis girlfriend and i just finished our midterms . what are you studying ?
for a math test i am a biology major at johns hopkins
sweet . how long until graduation ?
a year but its gonna feel faster . what do you like to do in your free time
i am in a band . i am the drummer , lol . you ?
i like to read one of my favorites is 1984
orwell was great . i preferred animal farm though .
those were good books . what do you like to eat
real food would be nice . we are in hurricane aftermath right now so , blah .
www i am sorry did you lose a lot
the shed . we had some leaks , and broken trees . half the town got torn apart .


my class has 26 kids. i teach at a large school. i enjoys kayaking in my free time. i teach kindergarten. i graduated college in 2016.

hi how are you today ?
fine just cleaning glue off my skirt
that does not sound like fun . i am just cuddling my animals , i adore animals .
well i have 26 little faces everyday
wow ! preschool teacher i take it ?
close kindergarten but wow your smart
ha ha ! what do you do for fun ? i like hiking in the woods .
i go kayaking with my brother on my 3 day weekends
that sounds fun ! a good way to stay fit too , i love to be fit .
i recently started teaching just got my degree 2 years ago
nice , do you enjoy it ?
yes but my school is huge i get a solid work out climbing stairs
ha ha ! do you watch a lot of tv ? i only watch ted talks .
i not know that but i like bones


i do not know how to swim. i own a chevy tahoe. my favorite genre of music is rock. my grandpa was in wwii.

hi , what is your favorite color ?
red . my chevy tahoe is the same color !
i love purple . i wish i had a chevy tahoe . i drive a town and country .
my grandpa use to drive one . fought in www . he cannot drive anymore .
my father preaches . he walked to his church every day . he refused to drive .
my father was very religious . hated that i love rock music .
my dad always loved that i became a teacher . he never let me listen to music .
i am sorry to hear . my baptism made me scared of water . never learned to swim .
oh wow . i put my toddler in swimming lessons when she was 9 months old .
that is good that she is learning how to swim . its important .
yes . i wanted to make sure she was not afraid of the water since so many people are .
i am one . i am doing the same with my son . he is like a fish on water .
that is awesome . now i cannot keep my daughter out of the pool .
swimming is good for everyone . my veteran grandpa loves his heated pool .
i am jealous ! a heated pool sounds so nice . my pool is so cold .
it helps with his arthritis .


i m scared of clowns. i like to cook. i live on the third floor in an apartment. i have two roomates. i have two dogs.

hi ! are you in the 3rd grade like i am ?
no , but i am afraid of clowns . what do you do for fun ?
play soccer , read asterix , and draw . what about you ?
spending time with my two dogs , and cooking . i live with two other people .
i live with my younger brother and my parents .
my apartment is on the third floor , i hate walking up all those stairs !
i would hat that too ! are you american ? i am french . i moved to america last year .
i am from canada , but i do not speak french . do you have any pets ?
i do not have any . do you ?
yes , two dogs and two cats . i also have a two year old son .
wow ! i do not have friends . hopefully i can make some in soccer and summer camp .
that would be a great place to make friends , and also a lot of fun !
i hope so . what else can you tell me about yourself ?
i love to travel when i can , and also enjoy going camping in the summer .
maybe our families can meet up and go camping together ?
that sounds like a lot of fun . hopefully some day soon !


my hair is long and brown. i have a little girl. i m taking online classes. i wait tables.

hi ! where are you from ? i live in baltimore
hi i am in tampa and i am girl
ok good to know . i am a clerk for a hospital . lots of filing
i have a girl i made mistake . i am very busy online class etc .
are you saying you accidentally had a child ? sorry to hear that
i had to work a lot . i am working at a restaurant .
my mother had me accidentally when she was a prima ballerina then she worked a lot
life is difficult . i am very attractive and i have very long hair .
are you attracted to very skinny mustaches ? i have one
i love my brown hair . you are kidding with me
i guess you do not like my mustache . sorry to hear
i have to see you i do not say from now
ok maybe we can meet in my hometown in maryland
may be . it is early


i like having fried fish for supper. my favorite singer is justin bieber. i m really terrible at doing regular expressions. my doctor told me i have six months to live.

hi , how are you today ?
i am great . how are you ?
i am good . looking forward to the sunset tonight .
that sounds really nice . i like to enjoy everyday to the fullest .
what do you do for a living ?
i do not do much . i just try to enjoy living .
same here . i get up every morning to see the sunrise .
it is nice to appreciate things .
i just makes you happier .
and there are not a lot of people that do
that is so very sad . i love my life .
i do too . i wish i had done more .
are you in a relationship ?
i do not have time for that
i am single . hoping to find the right person one day .
i will only live for a few more months


i am an athlete. i race cars for a living. i have 4 daughters. i like to go fishing. i like to play board games.

what do you like to eat ?
i like to eat pizza then i go run it off because i am a athlete
my diet has to be vegan .
that is cool i like to fish but i always throw the fish back
i do not fish . i never do .
what do you do for a living ? i race cars .
i like to study philosophy .
oh i prefer board games of ver philosophy
i like those too sometimes .
what is your favorite board game ?
i like sorry a lot .
it is my favorite too !
i like to send people back to start .
yep that is my fun ! i also love monopoly


i do not like animals. i love cars. i like to role play. my favorite food is pizza.

hi there , how are you ?
i am mad . very mad .
oh no . why are you upset ?
the neighbor attracts mice with their garbage . and he has cats !
ugh , that is so annoying . what kind of music do you like ?
anything i can role play too . . .
i love blues and jazz . what do you mean by that ?
role play all day ! tonite i am a nurse , tomorrow . . . a genie
haha , cool . whats your profession ? i am studying to be a lawyer .
coplay . nice . lawyers have nice cars , my fav car is . . . nissan sx
haha yeah . that is the goal . cool . whats your house like ?
it is full of pizza p


i am twenty two years old. i just moved into an apartment within the vicinity of my new job. i love children. i just graduated college with my bachelor s degree in education. i just accepted a job at the elementary school in my hometown.

hey , how are you doing ?
i am great ! ! ! i just moved ! !
oh , where did you move to ?
i just moved to washington dc ! starting my new job monday !
oh cool . i am about to enter the police academy in a few months .
oh wow ! good for you ! ! ! exciting job ! !
yeah , i am very excited .
i am starting as a teacher on monday ! not has exciting , but very rewarding !
oh cool . do you have any hobbies ?
i like hanging out , but i have been so busy with my studies !
i lift weights and watch mma .
haha ! awesome ! you must keep a good shape to be a cop ?
yeah , i think i am in pretty good shape .
hey i gotta go ! ! talk to you later !


i collect bugs in jars. i build my own computers. i ran for political office in 2004. i thought of joining the military when i was younger.

i am just here because i am an army ranger .
in 2004 i tried to become a governor but i lost . though about joining the army .
you can try again in seven years . my two kids are running then .
i think i will stick to building computers from the ground up .
eh , i never ran for governor because i really do like long deployments .
yeah you get to see the world . do you collect anything ?
i have collected a wife . she is back in the states .
a wife funny . i run all wife prospects off with my jars of different bugs .
bugs are nice , they help me on long deployments just in case i die for my country .
i certainly hope you do not die . your wife needs you .
she does , she has two kids , one is mine and one is asian .
wow , was she married before or did you adopt ?
it was while i was on a long deployment away from conventional life .
you are a very forgiving person . not sure i could be that forgiving .


my grandmother lives in my guesthouse. i have been divorced for 2 years. i work at the local bank.

hi how are you
i am doing well ; so what do you do for fun ?
most of my life is centered around the business i just started . you ?
that sounds interesting , mostly i am stuck at the bank all day .
oh is it boring ?
only on mondays when we have to do inventory , but we try to make it fun .
that is good i tried to find more of an office job , but had no luck
what kind of business did you start ?
i sell items at local fairs
that has to be pretty exciting seeing all the cool stuff at fairs .
its alot of work to run a booth but fun to meet and talk to new people
that is fun , the only interesting person i talk to is my grandmother .
what makes her interesting ?
well since she retired she is been staying in my guesthouse .
oh that is nice of you . do you have any other family ?
not much anymore since my divorce a couple years ago .


i love my family. i like playing basketball. i love to listen to religious music. i am a middle aged woman. i don t talk a lot.

hello how are you today ?
great . just sitting here listening to some music
what kind of music are you listening to ?
religious music . i usually listen to it when i play my favorite game
what is your favorite game ? i like to draw in my spare time
basketball . its hard though since i am fifty and female !
i love basketball , i am a tall woman so basketball came natural
i usually do not talk this much , thank you for the conversation .
you are welcome . in greece my family loved to talk to people
i have a very deep love that is for my family !
that is good , we came here from greece in the 50s
cool . i want to go there someday , i bet its amazing .
it is , and of course my specialty is ethnic food cooking
i wish i had some mexican food now . i am starving .
i would love to cook for you
i would love it if you would ! what would you make me ?


i have two dogs. i m a 30 year old male. i just finished training as a security guard. i work nights now and like my job. i recently broke up with my girlfriend.

hi there , how are you ! ?
hello , i am doing well . i just finished walking my dogs
cool , i have a dog named drake . i named him after my favorite artist !
that is so cool , i should have named my dog kendrick and yo gotti
you like rap music too ?
yes , that is my favorite genre of music
awesome ! you interested in any instruments ? i play drums
i love the piano , that is my favorite instrument
do you play ? what other hobbies do you have ? i love to cook too
my hobbies are exercising and eating pizza
i can make a killer pizza ! !
oh lord , well please do not kill me lol
haha ! well all this rap music has obviously gone to my head
lol , cooking it up with the uzi , my a savage ruthless
haha ! that is too funny ! who is your favorite ?
i can not choose because everyone in that group is legendary


i teach at a large school. i enjoys kayaking in my free time. my class has 26 kids. i graduated college in 2016.

i have an exciting opportunity for you .
oh really what would that be ?
you can invest in my new company ! you may get rich from it .
that sounds exciting , i am a teacher so i do not make much !
that is ok . my company makes video games and you can buy shares today !
that would be awesome , i teach 26 kids ! what do you enjoy in your free time ?
i watch my boy play football . do you play sports ?
i enjoy kayaking , what position does your boy play ?
he is a wide receiver , the best really . we are so proud of him .
i enjoy kayaking , what position does your boy play ?
quarterback . he is not very good . he is adopted .
i hope to have kids some day , i just graduated school
my wife is going back to school , she was recently let go .
with such a big school i feel like i have many children
i bet you do . what do you teach ?
i teach history . i love american history . what games does your company make ?


i like to take walks. i am a retired school teacher. my husband will retire next year. many of my former students like to visit me.

hi there . how are you today ?
good . though every do is good when you are retired
nice ! i teach third grade .
no kidding ? former teacher myself , pe though
oh cool . i work at a private school .
how are the benefits ? public was my stomping grounds
that are really good actually .
nice . . . always wanted to make the switch but could not leave my kids
tell me something about yourself . i am a vegan .
i like early morning walks , helps clear my mind
i am rather ocd . it is tough .
seeing a therapist for it ? heard that could help
yeah , i see one every week .
well i hope it gets easier . . . converted vegan or always ?
since i was twelve years old .
ever miss the meats ? love my steaks


i love mexican food. i love the summer. i work at a animal clinic. i have two kids i enjoy being on social media.

what is your favorite color ? mine is blue .
i like all colors . they remind me of summer .
pizza is my favorite food , only in usa ! great pizza
i choose mexican food over everthing !
i love summer days , i am a transgender by the way
that is cool . what do you do for a living ?
my gender is male , but i love to be female
i enjoy being a woman , i am a stay at home mom
i work in a gym , that is color purple , not my color
i will be starting a job at the animal clinic tomorrow
at 17 is when i became a female , glad you are a woman
do you like social media ? i am always online
great ! i love animals , what is your favorite animal ?
i love cats , especially kittens
yeah , me too ! facebook is my favorite !
same here ! it keeps me entertained


i enjoy golfing. i work for a large law firm. i listen to classical music. i love my work and just got promoted. i am married with three kids.

hello , i hope you are a good listener
just got home from work , i work for a law firm and you ?
i am unemployed . i decided to drop out of college last month .
yea , i listen really good , i am a lawyer
that is awesome . i am currently living in my imported car near los angeles
if i were you i would play golf all day everyday !
ha ! i am in a bad relationship . people think i am a hopeless romantic .
i love la magic happens in la , are you planning to get a job ?
my heart is on my sleeve and i am sad now
i can be that way too . but you have to think with your head not your heart
wow ! that is a good piece of advice .
listen to some music it helps , i like classical music my wife does too
any suggestions ? i do not know much about classical music .
the bible says to think with your head not your heart , life will be smoother .


i am a very short woman. i have trouble losing weight. i am near sighted and wear contact lenses. i love animals. i don t cook and usually eat out.

hi how are you doing tonight i am fine ?
i am good hope you are doing well
yes thank you my mother had to go to the hospital .
i am sorry about that what happened ?
she had a growth i am familiar with the nurses and doctors .
i am so sorry to hear that
yes i also have entirely to many bills .
me too . i wish i could order a pizza right now
oh were are you me too pizza sounds great . i am in jersey .
i am in colorado . it is a bit chilly outside
that is very far away yes it is getting very cold now keep a sweater on .
i am so short ! ! i need a big jacket ! !
i once ran very fast then i can now . oh yes get a extra size .
i have to go get contact lenses tommorow


i live alone in a cabin. i like to go fishing on the lake. i own a boat. i have 5 grandchildren.

i do not understand what i am going through
take a boat and go fish .
i am scared that my dad will reject me
hmmm . with 5 grandchildren , i may be able to help . what is up ?
i want to be a woman to feel them but i am not sure i like them
right . i just hooked up the internet at my cabin from their advice .
why what are you doing there ?
i live by myself , am retired and take my boat out to fish . you ?
i am disabled so i do not do anything
just because you are disabled does not mean that you are unable .
you can say it because you are not me
the youngest of my five grandchildren has downs . he catches the most fish !
how many did he catch ?
always the most in the bunch ! do you fish ?
i do not like fishing i am vegan
you will live long and prosper , they say .


i am saving money to buy my first car. i currently work at mcdonalds. i am eighteen years old. i live with my parents. i am taking a year off before i start college.

good evening . how are you ?
pretty well . how are you ? my name is dave
hi dave . i am am ok . tired . i look after my mom and dad .
i work at mcdonalds ! it is not that bad
i like mcdonalds . also cake . i dislike vegetables .
ha ha i live in my mom and dads garage i eat a lot of cake
how are things in the states ? i am in dublin ireland .
what the you live in dublin ? my favorite place i have never been ? things suck here
my folks live here with my sister , niece and nephew .
i start college in a year i applied to trinity in dublin
very cool ! i just turned 49 and am finally almost finished with my masters degree .
what are you studying ? i want to study space biology to help peeps colonize mars
engineering . sounds like we are in similar fields .
maybe we will meet on mars
you never can tell . it would be nice tho .
but first i need to buy my first car ! lol


i am still living at home at age 30. i am colorblind. i have a college degree in marketing. i am a volunteer firefighter.

hey how are you doing today ?
i am doing good for an adult still living with his parents . you ?
i am great today , just reading up on god and his trust .
what have you learned ? i do not read since i cannot see in color .
i have learned to hate the idea of evil mostly .
good lesson . i see evil a lot on 911 calls i respond to .
i want to be a higher power , and see above the norms of society .
enlightenment is in your future . i can make you a plan to convince people .
i would love that , maybe convince my wife to get back with him , my heart hurts .
i cannot help with your head . maybe your god can ?
i will try my best , it is tough though , you must trust in him .
well , if you invented him , he should do what you want .
i wish it worked that way ! i want to be unselfish , i am too weak .
i will help you be strong . i can carry you through a building if needed .


my parents were like this as well. the idea of working is not my cup of tea. i am a free spirit. i am all about family and fun.

hello there how are you ?
i am good . just hanging out with my family . you ?
just got done working at our family travel business . do you travel ?
oh i do not really work and i only travel if it is to somewhere fun .
lucky you ! going to barbados next month . have you been ?
i have not is it a fun place ?
have not been there yet . love traveling to jamaica though . that is the spot .
jamaica is awesome . their people are free spirited like me .
amazing ! yes , i plan to go there next year again . ca not stop .
i want to take my parents there . they are very free spirited too . fun !
that is an awesome family you got there . where are you from ?
i live in colorado , what about you ?


i have one sister and a niece and nephew. i m 49 , male and live in dublin , ireland. i take care of my mother and father. i m almost finished with my degree. i really like cake and don t prefer vegetables.

how are you doing today ?
i am doing fine , thank you . i hope you are doing well . where are you from ?
i am from the united states how about you
i am from ireland . i live in dublin
oh super cool do you make money online anywhere else ?
nope . i have been looking for different ways , but this is the most reliable so far
i know me too . i am going to keep asking around
i want to keep trying . i know some get 30 an hour
where ? i am an artist i draw and sell my work on ebay
i am not sure if i can say . but i happen to be a college student , myself
as long as you mix the script i think its fine i am pretty smart
i can see that . but some get real good at transcribing . you should try it
i have chubby cheeks what do you look like ?
i am very thin even though i really like cake
i do not like being in front of the computer for long periods of time
is your neck sore ? i hope i am not the only one


i enjoy golfing. i listen to classical music. i love my work and just got promoted. i am married with three kids.

hi , tell me a little about yourself !
i am married and have three boys . in my spare time i like to play golf
cool ! so where are you from ?
i am from california , and yourself ?
nice ! i am from the united kingdom . what are your hobbies ?
in my spare time i like golf and listening to classical music with my family
cool , do you have any children ?
three boys , ages three , seven , and nine
i bet they are a lot of work ! i do not have any children yet , maybe one day !
they are . i work a lot , just got promoted , but my wife stays home with them
congratulations on the promotion !
thank you very much , what do you do ?


i work for a large law firm. i love my work and just got promoted. i enjoy golfing. i listen to classical music. i am married with three kids.

hi how are you today
i am all good , law firm is what i worked
that sounds intense . i am an office manger .
promotion is my motivation , i just got it , working is the best
i hope you get the promotion soon . i might take a vacation soon
let us go golf for the mean time
that does sound like fun . which course is your favorite
with my 3 kids and my family is awesome
how old are your kids
they are yielding to me
what do you do for fun
classical i am into it music
that is great i like rock music
oh wow , that is pretty awesome
have you ever listened to motley crue
ok have a great day


i have an older brother. i work in a bookstore. i love my girlfriend. i dyed my hair pink. i live in the city.

hello there my name is dr . lucy . how are you ?
i am great , loving this city life , how are you ?
i am well thank you . i miss my country life in spain .
my older brother lives in spain , how is it ?
it is beautiful . i hope to one day take my family back there .
yes , maybe i will take my girlfriend that i love there one day
oh , how long have you two been together ?
very long , she was with me when i colored my hair pink
that is awesome . what type of music do you two listen to ?
i like reading music , what about you ?
hip hop is my favorite . do you play an instrument ?
i do not , do you ?
nope . wish i played though , too busy with my veterinarian practice and five children .
oh wow i have no children and i am employed at a bookstore , youre rich


i prefer the simpler times. i like simple jokes. some jokes go too far. i like the flintstones.

hello there , how are you today ?
i am good ! watching the flintstones , back when life was simple and jokes were not offensive . hbu ?
i am watching the grand tour on amazon , they make fun of everything lol
i do not like their jokes , some of them go too far .
i think they are usually wicked funny
life was better in the simpler times . flintstones will always be the best tv show .
i used to watch flintstones when i was a kid
what are you into now ?
more modern shows i guess , stuff from the last 10 years
that is nice . what do you do for a living ?
i work in accounting , yourself ?
ah accounting , a job that is been around forever . i work at a dry cleaning store .
i wish i did something a bit more glamorous
like what ? the simpler the better .


i am male. i have two dogs. i like potatoes. i work in accounting.

hi how are you doing today ?
doing good . not ready for the weekend to be over though .
so true . off to work ?
yeah , i am an accountant . it kinda runs in the family . ll
my brother is employed at best buy . it does not run in the family
ll . that is a good place to shop . any pets ? i have a couple dogs .
i do not have any . whats their names ?
marty and biff . ll . i was a big fan of back to the future .
better not drive that car too fast ! or back you go
i wish i had a deloria man .
me too that would be sdo cool
got any favorite foods ? potatoes are mine . so many great ways to eat them .
i do not do you like sports ?
football is pretty cool . i am a chiefs fan .
soccer is my fav . good job on the pats !
yeah , that totally rocked . ll . all the memes now . soccers kinda cool .


i grew up in the projects of chicago. i play the drums. i work at the pizza parlor. my mother was a single mother.

hi how ar you doing ?
good . enjoying the weather . how about you ?
i am taking my dog for a walk
i walk mine on the way to work . my mom watches him for me .
that is nice do you like tea ?
i do . chai , mint , green ; i like all kinds .
ooo i love to drin kichai tea before bed its so relaxing to me
me too ! i like coffee also , but not before bed .
yeah for sure . what kind of job do you have
i work at a pizza parlor . how about you ?
i am a computer technician but i am ready for a change
i play drums for fun . any hobbies ?


i like to race go carts. i know how to play the guitar. i hate fast food. i have a george foreman grill at home. i am an avid fisherman.

hi there , how are you ?
i am doing good . i was just cooking up a burger on my george foreman grill .
i enjoy taking photos of food . i would love to do some for george foreman
that is very interesting . how long have you been doing photography ?
a little while . i really enjoy taking photos . i aspire to be a famous photographer
that is cool . if you took a photo of my burger it might be famous .
i am hoping to travel the world taking photos . where are you located ?
i am in michigan . how about yourself ?
i am in utah . you have a family ?
yes . i have three boys . we were just working on our go cart today .
that is sweet . cherish every moment . i am widowed you see . i miss those days
oh , i am sorry to hear that . yeah they are great kids .
make sure you take lots of pictures as a family .
we try to . i need to remember to bring my camera on our fishing trip .


i am a cheerleader. i enjoy the outdoors. i have black hair. i am 21 years old.

hey how are you doing today ?
i am great , about to go outside
me too just going to walk my two dogs .
headed to college cheering event . then off to a bar with friends .
i just have to head to work which sucks .
for sure it does .
being an accountant is very boring .
i have to go get my black hair ready for the event . matches uniform .
are you a cheerleader or are you just watching ?
i am one of the cheerleaders .
i will have to come watch after i finish leasing my car .
awesome . it should be fun . i may go hiking tomorrow .
we should go hiking sometime , i can bring my two dogs with us .
sounds good to me .
what is your job anyway ?
cheerleader right now . not a real job i guess .


i work 9 to 5 job. my family owned a small restaurant. i like to cook. when i retire i want to open a bakery.

hi how are you today ?
hey i am great just got back from work , you ?
just got back from the pool awhile ago
was it warm in the pool ?
i am not sure i watch the water for safety
you are a lifeguard ? my family owns a small restaurant
yes i am and cool how do you like the restaurant ?
i usually cook seafood and also rice , it is my favorite .
sounds good do you like music ? i like alternative
i love rock music myself , do you like baking ? i would love to open one
i do not cook but like eating do you like sports ?
i enjoy hockey , what do you like ?
i like sports i would love to go to italy sometime
i have been to italy , my family business was started there


i like to paint outdoors. i like to make bagels. i like to arm wrestle. i am a cartographer.

hi ! i am just brushing my hair as we chat . it is long and flowy !
in must be nice i have short hair
it is . i am almost 6 feet so it is very long .
do you like to braid your hair
yes . what is your favorite outfit ? mine is a skirt and thigh high leather boots .
i always wear skirts especially when i paint outside
fancy ! do you drive a car ? i have a truck . it is a ford .
i do not have a car and i cannot drive
what kind of music is your least favorite mine is country .
i also do not like country music , i do like jazz
i like jazz as well . it is very relaxing . anything else about yourself ?
i make maps for work what do you do for work
wow that is cool ! i do not work . i just hang out .
i like to hang out with my grandmother who do you hang out with
i hang out mostly by myself .
when you hang out by yourself do you like to dance or work out


i love to sing. my favorite past time is cooking. i love to run. i have a lot of trophies from my childhood.

hi , how are you today ?
hello , i am great . just finished a run . how are you ?
i am good . i am going to the gym after work
i like to sing , and cook . what do you have for hobbies .
listening to music and watching movies
i like to sing songs from musicals . oklahoma is my favorite .
have you ever seen repo the genetic oprah ?
no , i have not . my tastes run more along the lines of sci fi .
oh , i thought it was the coolest musical .
i loved miss saigon . i saw in in nyc , they landed a helicopter on the stage .
that is awesome ! i did see the lion king in nyc . unbelievable
that one was amazing . everyone likes cats , but i am like . . . me .


i love cats. i am athletic. my favorite food is pizza. i am a freshman in college. i have never broken a bone.

hi i want to live in the city but i am stuck on this pig farm
why do not you move to the city and get a cat . cats are great
i would but i am allergic
oh , that is too bad ! well , how about you move and go to college . i am a freshman
i would love that where do you go
i go to a secret college for athletes only ! !
wow i am not able to join then
another requirement is that you have never broken bones ! do you like pizza ?
i am a vegan so no
oh man . i could not live without pizza . it is my favorite !
i like veggies and that is all i eat like a rabbit
are you as cute as a rabbit ? haha
lol i do not know i might be
what do you do for fun ?
go fishing and hunting usually
maybe they have a college for that


i am a widow. my parents were divorced. i grew up with 6 siblings. i ve broken my arm twice.

i am oreo i look to the stars for guidance
can you give me luck i am a recent widow
i cant my husband and kids drive me to drink
i have 6 siblings i can see why you drink
i would move away if i ever won a food eating competition
would you leave your wife ? my parents are divorced
no but the kids would have free college
that would be cool i need free college since i broke my arm two times
unless aliens probe me first that is
that would not be fun at all
the debate between lollipops or rainbows is my weekend battle
sounds like it is rather entertaining
the house is empty on weekends so i clean and hit the bong
my idea of a really good time
yeah chill out and blast marley til 6 at night high as a kite
you lead a very eventful life indeed


i watch basketball. i go to a local college. i work at a smoothie shop. i enjoy eating vegetarian food. i listen to classic rock.

hello how are you today
i am doing great , watching a little basketball . what are you up to ?
i am having lunch with will ferrell
ha , so cool , i am jealous , i work in a smoothie shop .
yes it is , he helped me with my urinary cancer when i was 18
that is a nice guy , maybe he can visit me at my local college .
he said sure thing , where is it at ?
sweet , its in california , is will a vegetarian like i am ?
no , he likes his red meat . i am a male model in hollywood
i seem he is still my favorite , does he like rock music like me ?
yeah he does . but i like classical jazz
i like jazz , maybe you could try and listen to rock .
i have tried but i cant get used to it
least you tried . i have liked classic rock for a long time .
the only rock i like is from guns and roses
ahhh , nice . they are on tour again , sold out concerts everywhere


i enjoy baking and cooking. my mother is an immigrant from saudi arabia. my daughters say i am a great mother. i am a woman. i have a family of three daughters.

hello there , friend ! what are you up to this very fine day ?
i am baking cookies for my three daughters !
yum ! what kind of cookies ? is it a surprise for them ?
yes ! a surprise . chocolate chip , with my secret ingredient .
chocolate chip is my favorite ! secret ingredient , huh ? i can keep a secret . hint hint !
i put a little dab of molasses in them . so good ! my daughters think i am wonderful .
molasses , you say ? clever ! you sound like a good parent . i do not have kids yet .
my mother came over from saudi arabia . three generations of women here in this house !
i live alone and get really lonely , so i spend a lot of time at festivals .
festivals can be fun ! what else do you like to do ? do you work ?
i just started a new online job working for a meal delivery service . what do you do ?
i just cook and bake for my family . it is so wonderful !
what is your favorite thing to bake ? cookies ?
cookies , brownies , pies , so many things . i do not have a favorite .
wow , your house must smell incredible !
i should try your meal delivery service , though . i could take a break !


i m still single at the age of 35. i teach both japanese and drawing classes. i still have a thick accent so words like hippopotamus are difficult. my dog s name is wonwon. i came from japan to teach high school over 10 years ago.

hi there , how are you ?
i am okay . a little homesick .
i am sorry to hear that . do you a pet ?
was born in the us but live in japan now . how are you ?
cuddling up with my dog always makes me feel better .
yes i have a dog . what kind ?
a little maltese . what about you ?
a french bulldog love him so .
i am in college what about you ?
what do you do for a living ?
i am still a student . i am always late for class though .
i am a teacher . teach japanese and classes for drawing .
i hope to graduate next spring .
worked through college myself . you are lucky .
yeah , my parents have been great .
what is your major at school ?


i drive a black car. i like rock music. i have a black purse. my favorite artist is guns and roses.

can i sing to you ? will you let me ?
i like music . i like the color black as well . sing about black .
i will sing and dance for you . about staying up all night .
sounds like a lot of fun to me .
you could stay for dinner as well .
what shall we have to eat ?
veggie burgers , and sweet potatoes
that sounds good . i will drive my black car there .
is your car pretty fancy ?
no but i like it .
what kind is it ? will you drive me to places ?
it is a black ford focus .
that sounds cool . i would lick it .
it is clean and runs well .
what else do you like ?
music and movies and going to parks .


i have a lot of allergies. i like watching tv and movies. my favorite type of music is metal. my dad died when i was in high school.

hi , how are you today ?
ok thanks , but i am sneezing a lot from all the pollen . and you ?
no , not really . do you have any siblings ?
i have 2 . we love watching tv and going to the movies together .
i have six ! i was adopted .
wow that is a lot . what type of music do you like ?
yeah it is ! my mom is a sahm . country .
what does sahm . country mean ?
stay at home mom . i like country music .
ah , gotcha . country is nice but my favorite is metallica , its heavy metal .
i am not a big heavy metal fan .
i was not until my dad died when i was 16 . difficult time for me .
i am scared of the future , what about you ?
not really . the unknown is always daunting , but we do our best
that is a good way of thinking about it .
what is your favorite movie or tv show ?


my favorite show is tom and jerry. my name is jovannie and i m 19. i love eating barbeque sandwiches and pizza puffs. i enjoy hanging out with my imaginary friends as a hobby.

good afternoon , how are you ?
i am doing great . how about you ?
i am good , exfoliating my face and getting ready for work .
i like to exfoliating too . does something great for the skin
yes ! skincare is so important , especially when you are an actress .
what is your favorite foods
delivery ! lol , i am not a good cook .
i like eating barbeque , so what movies have you played in ?
nothing big time yet , i still have to work full time to pay the bills .
oh . i like the tom and jerry show
that is a great show !
i know , right . i also like hanging out with friends .
come see me at the grocery store later ! i get so bored .
that will be great . i like going to stores
do you have favorite stores ?
almost anything with clothes and decors . how about you ?


i work at a coffee shop. my favorite color is red. i drive a prius. my mom was a hairdresser.

hey stranger i am old man garter and i am so angry and my family are losers
sound so pathetic . anyway i am interested in cars . what make do you drive ?
i drive a beautiful jag
really . is it a red color ? i love everything red . its my best color
yeah its red i love red too ?
nice one . for me i just have prius
ahh that is a pathetic car dude you need a jag
yes maybe when i start working a coiffe shop i will buy one .
good luck with that man
i am also learning how make hair with my mom who is a hairdresser
that is great tell me more i am interested
want to work in coffee shop . save up some money to start my hairdressing business
so that is a good dream i hope you make it
sure i will . what about you ?
i am just too old to do anything anymore
so how do you keep yourself busy ?


i like to build things. i like to travel. i am tall. i like to garden.

hey , how are you ? i am reading a good book , what are you doing
what are you reading ? i am great
i just read the great gatsby again . . . .
that definitely is a great one . are you tall ?
i think i am average , 5 6 . . .
i am very tall . do you like to build ?
build what ? that is an interesting question .
like anything . i love to build things
interesting . i would like to know what you build .
me too honestly , ahahah whoops
i hear you . its all good . . . so you are not a builder , no one cares .
i mean i build them i just forget sometimes


i live with my best friend. i work in a diner. i also own a cupcake business. i am always late. i sing in the shower.

hey ! tell me about yourself .
me and my best friend own a cupcake business together ! we also live together
wow that sounds great , i have a dog named toto .
awe ! i loved that movie . i sing somewhere over the rainbow in the shower
this is not a meme , my dog is really named toto rage
i know silly . he just has the same name as the dog in wizard of oz ; p
well you will probably laugh at me cause my favorite band is toto
why would i laugh ! we play there songs in the diner i work at part time
that is cool where at ? also my car is green and smells bad .
lol ! i am in cali right now . hope to move to canada soon .
sorry for the delay it disconnected then came back
no problem . how has your day been so far ?
its been alright just really rainy
i love the rain . its very relaxing . always makes me late for work !


i like to cook with food i grow in my garden. i like to travel. my favorite music genre is classical. i play many instruments.

hi how are you today ?
hi ! i am doing well , how about you ?
pretty good . do yo work ?
i am retired . now i grow my own garden and cook with the food
do you have any children ?
no , i do not . do you ?
i have 2 of them , a boy and a girl
that is nice , do you travel together ? i enjoy traveling
i do not travel much gotta take care of my grandma
that is nice of you . my grandma taught me how to play a lot of instruments
i am a pro bowler too
wow ! i have never tried bowling
its just lots of repetition and form . gotta be persistent
that reminds me of learning how to play music too . whats your favorite genre ?
i do not really have one . do you ?
mine would be classical music . i enjoy listening to it while gardening too


i escaped and later became a carpenter. my favorite color is red. i got married 10 years later. i was the first born child. i was a slave for 10 years.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am ok now . it was pretty rough there for a minute .
i understand that , i am disabled .
i was held captive for a decade . what is your ailment ?
i am so sorry , i cannot walk .
i ran away from my captors and learned a valuable trade . thanks .
that is awful . are you okay ?
yes . i have a wife now and i build custom cabinetry . how about you ?
that is amazing . i garden , and raise my kids .
growing things is honorable indeed ! i have three younger sisters .
i am an only child , my husband works late .
you must be a bit lonely ? my wife is blind .
no , i have plenty of friends who stop by , and i get out on the weekends .
that seems good . i like to go out , i need distractions sometimes .
i do too . how is your wife doing ?
i guess she is ok , she is listening to books on tape .


my college courses are on philosophy and history. i write short stories in my document tab with the use of a prompting app. my glasses are held together by tiger printed duct tape. my newly bought laptop has a bum battery. i ride my bike to class since its only a mile away.

hey there friend , what brings you here today ?
hey . i am taking a break from studying . how are you ?
my life rarely has a dull moment with the kids and animals always running around
sounds like my dorm . so what do you do ?
besides being a father , i herd cattle on my farm .
that is cool . i am studying history and philosophy .
that is great , what are your plans after graduation ?
i have not gotten that far yet . but i also enjoy writing . so maybe something with that ?
well if you ask me , do something that invokes your passions , life is short
good advice . how many children do you have ?
do the dogs , cat , and cattle count ? haha , i have three
the closest i have to a pet is the tiger print duct tape holding my glasses together .
oh i do not have any pets , they are all children
got to run if i am going to make the ride to class . take care !


i hate to drive. i like the music group the backstreet boys. i am younger then 46. i like the taste of cheese. i need to take 4 pills a day to live.

help me how to learn to speak another language
i can only speak one language !
parents are non english speakers
maybe music will help them learn a new language .
i do use italian to talk with them
i am too old to learn italian but not as old as being 46
when they cook , i do it with them coz i like it
i like cooking too . i just love food , especially cheese .
i learned english in america
i hope to visit america , except i have to take pills to live .
i went there when i was only 14
that is young . did you drive ? i hate driving .
yes , because i need to drive my 3 children
do they the backstreet boys ? that is my favorite group .


i like sports. my favorite band is rise against. i usually go to bed late. my favorite team is the raptors. i am studying to be a dentist.

hello ! how was your day ?
it was good , lots of studying . dental school ! and yours ?
i drive a truck for a living so i just got home not too long ago
long days too i bet ! wheres home for you ?
cleveland . i learned to drive a stickshift years ago and love it
very nice . i am in toronto , worlds biggest raptors fan !
ll . my dad is a police officer and they have a sports team too
the police officers have a sports team ?
yeah for fun . they enjoy their time off
cool ! love sports , but i do not get a chance to play much
its great exercise and good for the mind too
absolutely ! you know what is not going to bed late !
my mom has to go to bed early as she is a teacher and loves kids
ya . . . i do not want to be on no sleep with a bunch of kids !
oh when you have kids you need your sleep for sure
oh yeah . what kind of music do you like ?


i enjoy sleeping in on my days off. every day i drive an hour to work in this horrible traffic. i m an ovo vegetarian. i can t cook. i can t stand beets.

hello , is blue your color like mine is ?
no , i love the color turquoise
i really really like hot dogs
ewww , i am a vegetarian so i hate hot dogs
i actually own three dogs
what are their name , i love dogs
dollar bill and taco , i am an accountant
hmm , cute names , i have cats thought
cats are cool , i read my pets horror stories .
i love horror stories , i like to read stories of unsolved murders
that is very cool story
i like to read the unusual murders wikipedia page
that sounds lovely now does it not ?
it certainly is , i love it
do you love fish food as much as i do ? ?
umm , well i am vegetarian so no . . . ?


i love decorating for christmas. i like classic radio programs. summer is my favorite season. i love my impala.

good morning how is it going
good , i love summer the most while loving my impala .
i been married for 8 years now
are you not happy ? i prefer classic radio programs .
i am just turned 32 today
happy 32 , are you now 25 years old ?
huh i am a house wife got to love it
would you ever wife me
yes absolutely i cant drive though
i can pick you up in my car and we can decorate for christmas ?
i like fast cars its so fun
i own a ferrari and need a wife .
its a beautiful day out
i am a beautiful person . many people admire physical attributes .
where are you from person 2
i am from the nyc , where are you from ?


my mother looks after my grandmother. i sleep 8 hours. i love hockey. i prefer texting over phone calls.

i just got back from a hike . i got a sunburn !
hi ! how are you doing this friday ? sunburn ? no bueno !
no bueno ! i am glad it is friday . i left the bank early
its always so busy on friday . everyone itching to get out and have fun and relax
right ? i cashed my last check and hit the mountain . what do yo do ?
i watch hockey and enjoy sports betting . i take care of mom . she loves hockey too .
i would like to go see a hockey game in canada . leave us soil for once .
i have been to mexico a few times . i live on the coast . near new orleans . you ?
i love it down there ! i am in texas . we are neighbors .
we are ! how about that . i have been to texas quite a few times .
what is you favorite part ? i bought my new iphone in austin recently .
i actually lived in austin for two years . i was a plumber . made good money .
i wanted to go to ut , but i never made it past 6th street .
ha . that is a wild place . 8th street too
yup . 8th was just a fledgling haunt when i was there , 2000 2002 .
yeah i got jumped by some dudes at an atm . it was pretty crazy .


i played in a band for 17 years. i hope to retire to florida. my mother and father are both in the church choir. i own my own music store. i am an animal rights activist.

hi , how are you tonight ?
i am fine , enjoying the evening
me too . just had dinner with my friends and family
i think i will go out for drinks
sounds nice , anything in particular that you like to drink
i own a music store and i always have pina coladas after work
sounds nice , anything in particular that you like to drink
they remind me of florida where i hope to retire
cool , i love all music
i played in a band for over 16 years
florida is nice . what kind of band ?
i learned rock from my parents who were both in the church choir
cool . . . my parents love country music that is why i hate it
i am passionate about my hobbies , i am also an animal rights activist


i play bingo every wednesday with my husband. i have 3 dogs and a parrot. my left knee is filled with metal. i enjoy jazz music from when i was a girl. my family means the world to me.

there is nothing like good old pizza and working on trucks like a man .
how are you , how is going day ?
great here , working on a truck and eating pizza with my doberman .
oh good , i thing your favorite is pizza
i always heard a dog is a mans best friend but now i know its true .
do you have any animals , i have a dog and parrots
nothing like pizza . my wife says its because i am a man but everybody loves pizza .
oh , i like music and dance
yes my doberman and he likes pizza as much as i do .
i play bingo with my husband
i love all kinds of music but i only watch other people dance .
great , i am a engineer , what is your profession
i never played bingo . my hobby and job has always been working on trucks .
i have three brother and sister
no siblings for me . just me and my doberman .
what about your profession and dream


i like the guitar. i like music. i am a vegan. i like to go for bike rides. i like to skateboard.

do you like apples ? they are my favorite fruit !
i do like apples , i eat them alot because they suit my vegan lifestyle
i run marathons and really enjoy swimming , so i eat very healthy !
that sounds fun . personally i ride my bike for exercise
i am so excited for winter its so much better than fall . snow is beautiful
i do not like snow . i cannot ride my skateboard in it
that is true . are you a morning or night person ? i am a morning person
i am mostly a day time person
i love to get up early to train for my marathons
how many have you done ?
about 6 i believe , i lost track after my 3rd
that is some dedication . do you listen to music while you run ? i am a big fan
i love music ! and it is such a motivator !
yeah i like to play the guitar alot
that is cool , are you in a band ?
no , i am a solo artist dude


i am single and not looking. my favorite hobby is reading suspense novels. my mom is a cancer survivor. my favorite subject in school was science. pizza is my favorite food.

hello how are you today
hello , good to meet you . i am great
good to meet you also what do you like to do for fun ?
i like to read books , suspense stories are my favorite . you ?
i love to go see new horror films it is like a book but in action
i like to go to the movies too
what do you do for a living ?
i am a teacher , science , it was my favorite subject
i dress up like cat woman or wonder woman , it pays the bills
what an unusual way to earn a living .
honestly it is more a hobby , i used to make my own cape and everything
wow very resourceful , i cannot sew and have a rubbish imagination
my brother and i started when we were young , your parents did not ?
no , my mom had cancer when i was young , we did not spend much time together
i am sorry . i dress like a super hero because sometimes we need one
that is true . we all need a superhero sometimes . i think it is great


i have a dog. i am looking for a job. i am not very tall. my favorite color is red.

its really cold this time of year . but normally nicer in the spring
can you work as a club bouncer ?
i could , but i live in colorado .
are you okay with getting out your town where you reside ?
i can . its still summer so i can hike to where you live if i have too
the job provides a room for your stay as a worker here in san francisco .
nice , leave an open chair for me labeled mary when i arrive .
okay it was nice speaking to you .
you as well . if you are in florida , stay safe
fine and have a good day dear .
thanks , you as well . still sunny
are you basking or the sun is scotching ?


sometimes i like to visit thrift shops. i enjoy clothing with exotic prints. i like to sew my own clothing. i am an art teacher.

hi , do you like shrimp and lobster ?
yes i like shrimp but not lobster .
i will make you shrimp casserole
i teach art at a middle school
no you do not , i saw you vanish in thin air
i like to make my own clothing .
i like to finger paint on the sidewalk
do you like clothing with exotic prints ?
yes i have the best exotic prints
i like to buy goods sat the thrift shop on saturdays .
i met you yesterday and you are homeless now
unfortunately , but someday i will earn enough on amazon to get a place .
no you will not , you would have better luck tryin to walk on water
i guess you are right considering the pay per hit .
i might have a job you can do for me
i am done good night .


i have allergies. i am a vegetarian. i dislike animals.

hey ! did i find another cat lover ?
no , i do not like cats at all . sorry .
oh man ! my kids would be disappointed !
i am allergic to most animals .
that is a shame , my son james is 3 , he is allergic to dogs .
poor guy . at least he has the cat .
yes ! two cats actually , one for each of my kids !
cool ! are they picky eaters ?
the kids or the cats ? ha ha
ll . kids .
my 8 year old does pretty well , but james is picky
my kids are both picky , we are vegetarians .
that makes it tough ! how do you get enough iron ?
leafy greens , cook in a cast iron pan , etc


i ran into jimmy fallon just the other day. i play the piano. i hate flowers. i make my own clothes. i am going bald.

hello how are you this fine day ?
if am great , i know jimmy fallon
lol is he as goofy as they say ?
he is kind of a jerk face
i was hoping you would say that . . .
what is your favorite fruit ?
hard to pick , love oranges and strawberries . . . could go wither way . you ?
tomatoes , my daughter loves them too
i always forget about them . might have to change my answer
i really really like dogs
i am not really into animals , sports is more my love
i would rather be playing my piano
really ? any good ? classical or . . .
sure , keeps my mind off the fact that i am balding
is that really such a bad thing ? lots of athletes shave their head
i started my own t shirt company


i have a missing pinky toe. i do not like green eggs and ham. i enjoy swimming. i have 4 dogs. i love cooking.

i am just finishing a delicious fish dinner . have you had dinner ?
i do not like them sam i am . but i love making other food .
but would you eat them in a train ? would you eat them in the rain ?
i would not , my dogs would though . i would rather swim instead of a boat .
ah yes . i have husky , and i would rather play with my nintendo .
husky dogs are cute . i have four dogs and four toes on my left foot .
what happened to your fifth toe ?
a fish bit off my pinky toe . i still love being in the water though .
fish can be so rude . this is why i eat them !
i could fry up some delicious fish for you . i am handy in the kitchen like that .
nice ! i would so appreciate someone else cooking for a change .
do you not have anyone else to help you ?
i have tried to train my husky . otherwise , it is usually canned soup and apples
does your husky cook for you ? that is strange .
no , he is useless . he cannot even read the recipes .
that made me laugh very hard . thank you for that .
you should see the oven mitts i had to crochet for his paws !
i am laughing like crazy ! i think crocheting mitts is more work than cooking !
indeed ! lol ! now i am really hungry . lol have a good night
you too ! thanks for the giggle .


i enjoy playing computer games. i am confined to my bed. i am glad that i work from home. i spend a good deal of time on social media. i love when my pets visit me in bed.

hi ! what do you love the most ?
tht would have to be my computer games , social media , my pets and my bed
i generally love to put smiles on persons face . are you a good liar ?
i stay in bed so i have no reason to lie . even my job is at home .
that is amazing . i really am obsessed of filming stuff . what about you ?
i really like social media
great ! do you think about death ?
not at all . do you ? do you have any pets ?
i mostly not think about it . yes , i have a pet . what about you ?
cool . my pets visit me in bed
wonderful ! people think i am crazy sometime .
why is that ? do you think you are crazy ?
i do not know . i think i am very funny but not crazy .
i like funny people
me too . so i love myself .
i think we will be great friends


i enjoy playing video games. i am in college. i live life to its fullest. i have a crummy job at scrubway. i enjoy listening to country music.

hello , how are you today ?
i am well , thanks . what are you doing today ?
not too much . i am caring and love everyone .
you should be a nurse . i am a nursing student now .
i might be too caring because my heart is on my sleeve .
sounds like a sweet country song to me , love it ! what is your name ?
my name is tab , some people do call me a hopeless romantic though .
i bet , i am an adventurer tab . i am on the move .
is your name bob ? i dropped out of college recently and am lost .
no my names rodney and i stayed in college
i live in a car right outside of los angeles .
i know a country song about that ! i like your style tab .
do you live in cars ?
no man , i live in tents as i travel and find excitement ! t
i am a female , but sometimes am referred to as a man .
very interesting . why is that ?
because i have broad shoulders and a beard , anatomically though i have female parts .
i can dig it . asi said i love adventure !


i am very inquisitive and enjoy learning new things. i am the youngest sibling in my family. my favorite foods are fried chicken and chocolate cake. i would rather stay up late than get up early. i enjoy playing video games.

hello how are you today ?
hi there , i am good . just enjoying some fired chicken and chocolate cake , you ?
that sounds good ! i am watching television
cool ! what you watching . i might play video games in a bit
a show about traveling i love to travel
that sounds fun . being inquisitive , i love traveling and learning new things
california is the next place i want to go have only been on the east coast
i would love to go there . being the youngest sibling , i did not always get to go places
my dad use to work for the taxi service so traveling was hard for us
if i were on vacation , i would love to stay up late and not get up early
sometimes that is fun i have only gone to canada a couple times
i have been there too . they have good friend chicken and chocolate cake . my favorite things
it is beautiful there i use to visit my uncle in florida too
you sound like you have a lot of fun


i think i have talent for it. i auditionated in a cooking show. i took classes while growing up. since young i ve loved to cook.

hey , how are you doing tonight ?
hi there , i am doing super thank you for asking . i am cooking up a feast tonight !
what are you making ? i am feeling hungry !
i am creating a masterpiece of winter vegetables
awesome ! i have not eaten a good meal since i quit school .
aw ! you poor thing ! what about on thanksgiving last week ?
no , i have been out , living in my toyota for a month .
when i get my own cooking show one day i will employ and then feed you !
that is nice of you , but i will figure things out . .
i am a highly skilled cook you know . i even attended lessons !
awesome ! my only skill is being in touch with my emotions , lol .
ok , well emotional intelligence is way better than a high iq or bank balance
i would like all of the above . ; but my heart rules my life .
they say the way to a persons heart is through their stomach . lol
lol , well , i gotta go . come make a restaurant here in la someday !
oh right you are in the states . i am in canada , eh ! thanks and cheers !


i love cold , wintry weather and snow. i eat too much fast food. i work as a public affairs liaison. i am a national guard officer. i drive a 2011 volkswagen passa.

hi . i am from england . what about you ?
hello . i am from america .
do americans love tea ? coz we drink lots of it here .
eh , i am more of a coffee or hot chocolate person . starbucks is the best .
ah ! interesting . what do you like to do during your free time ?
i work too much , barely have any time to enjoy anything . always on the go .
i like to write short stories . hope i can publish them one day .
exciting , nothing better than curling up with a good book !
you said you work a lot , right ? where do you work ?
i am in the public affairs sector of the government . how about you ?
i work in a certain used bookstore here in england .
you are just finishing off winter there , right ? ca not wait for it to get cold here .
i really enjoy fall though . makes me feel deep .
i need to go soon . my car is in the shop , should have never bought a passa .


i care deeply for my friends and others close to me. i will work hard for whatever i want. i want people to notice me. i grew up as an orphan.

good day ! how are you ? what are you into ? i really enjoy being alone .
i am preparing for a box to send to my friends in puerto rico .
what kinds of things are you putting in it ? you should include pizza , it is my favorite
unfortunately i cannot send that via mail . are you going to have pizza today ?
yes ! do you have a favorite band ? mine is probably dream theater , heard of them ?
no . i eat pizza at local restaurants .
what do you do for fun ? when it is dark out , i take walks late at night .
i work a lot . even at night i work . i work at odd jobs to save money .
i also do odd jobs . what kind of jobs do you do ?
standing on the street as sculpture . i like to be noticed .
intriguing ! you must be attractive !
i was an orphan and i did not have the attention i wanted .
oh wow , i am so sorry to hear that
no worries . i learned to be independent . but i really enjoy being looked at .
that is good , i am happy for you
i am happy too . maybe we will meet at the corner .


i do the shopping in my house. i am lazy and pork tastes good. i want to be a vegetarian. i like meat too much. its good to eat a lot of veggies.

hi how are you today
good how are you ?
good do you make fart noises
sometimes i eat a lot of veggies
cool do they make you toot
the pork helps too
each i can fart in my armpits
that is nice . so are you a vegetarian ?
i do not think so do you like superheroes
i do i buy some from my house
i can even do popular songs n my armpits
can you place a pizza order this way ?
only if i put my heart into it
your heart must be stong then do you work out
yeah well its my heart or my fart i do not remember
do you eat alot of meat ?


i like to be alone. i wait tables at a cafe. i have a cat. my mother was a nurse. i love to sew.

hello how are you tonight
i am fine , how are you today ?
very good now that i am closing on this house
i wish i could close on a house , i do not make enough waiting tables
i play an instrument so i do not do bad
i do not play any instruments but i do like to sew
i sew people up so i am good on that lol
what do you do for your job ?
nurse that is why i am always sewing people up
back in the day my mom was a very active nurse
was she now that is interesting
yeah but she was really weird , probably why i like to be . alone a lot
i am sorry to hear that i hope it get better for you
nah , its better to be a lonely waitress than be around people


my parents do not know i am gay. welding is my career field. i like playing video games. i am a guitar player.

hi , there . what are you up to ?
playing video games . what about you ?
me too . i love video games !
whats your favorite ? and what platform do you play on ?
i like halo 3 and i usually play on platform 4
i have been playing dishonored 2 . great series .
that is awesome , man . i am still in the closet and i am so conflicted . . .
me too . my parents do not know .
what should we do ? seriously .
no idea . i wish i had a good plan .
i play the guitar so i am thinking about like creating a coming out song .
hey , me too ! are you also a welder ?
org , i am lol . are you my soulmate ?
i think so . who would have imagined it . its destiny .


my favorite food is jello. i can t whistle. i have 4 pets. i live in an apartment.

hey hows it going tonight ?
i am alright . how about you ?
tired ! i need to go to bed ! i teach first grade so i am up early !
wow , but it must be fun to teach children
well , i also have a 3 yr old so i am always around kids
that is nice . i have an apartment . do you live in a house ?
i sure do ! i just painted ! purple ! ! my fav ! so tell me about you .
that is cool . i live in maine and have 4 animals . you ?
oh i love maine ! i am pretty boring . teach during the week and church on the weekends .
that does not sound too bad . can you whistle ?
unfortunately , no . what about you ?
nope , i cant figure it out
yeah , it sounds like it would be easy but its really not !
it is lame because i have a dog , it would help if i could
what type of dog ? i have a doodle .
a big newfoundland . he is silly


i have an older brother who plays football in the nfl. i like to ride horses. i like to snowboard. my favorite food is popcorn. i live in rural wisconsin.

hello , how are you doing today ?
i am great ! just came back from an awesome ride on one of my favorite horses !
i used to ride horses , now i walk to the farmers market .
walking is great . i also love to snowboard . it is great exercise !
one of my grandchildren likes to snowboard , she is very good .
that is great ! where do you live ? i live in a very rural area of wisconsin .
i live in cleveland . there are great restaurants all around .
i have an uncle in cleveland . i am more of a junk food eater , especially popcorn !
there is a popcorn place near me that puts candy in theirs , it is great .
oh that sounds good ! do you travel at all ?
not anymore . now , i tend to my neighbors garden , she is older than i .
i love to travel , especially to football games .
i never did understand football . my boyfriend loves it though ,
its not that hard . i will help you !


i am single. i drive a bmw. i have a lot of friends. i love to shop. i am in debt.

hello , i go to the university in my city . can you tell me about yourself .
hi , i am a very social guy , got a bmw and plenty of friends
well i do not have many friends and no sibling either .
ok , what are your hobbies ?
however , i do love pizza and my dog keeps me company .
cool shopping is my thing maybe why debt is piling up
i like to collect red items as it is my favorite color .
i do not collect anything but if i did it would be green .
i only shop when i have yo , is there anything else you can tell me about yourself ?
not really , but what about you ? where are you from ?
i am from missouri , how about you ?
i am from key west florida
that is good , how is the weather ?
the weather is horrible , its hurricane season


my favorite fruit is apple. i like to eat the skin of the apple. i like fruit. i like green apples. i do not like to eat meat.

hi hows it going having fun ?
yes , i visited an apple orchard today ! ! picked my own apples ! !
wow that is nice . i prefer winter though
well , in winter , instead of grilling meat , i grill green apples .
do not think my lawyer parents would approve
i understand , i really love fruit . i also grill nectarines .
can i order it online though
do not think so . would not taste as good . try green apples , they are my favorite .
yea i should . i do not like swimming
why not ? do you like to eat meat ? i really do not .
yea i do . i do not like my swimsuit
i enjoy eating toasted apple skin . just buy a new swimsuit .
i guess so . i should try that too
sounds good . after swimming , start the grill and throw some apples on .
yea . maybe add some poison to the apples
what a joker ! ! maybe add some honey or sauce instead .


i like long walks on the beach. my favorite tv show is game of thrones. my favorite music genre is pop. i enjoy home cooked meals. my favorite color is blue.

hello how are you today ?
hi doing good . just got back from a walk on the beach
very cool , i recently went to the beach with my wife of six years .
fun , have you been keeping up on the game of thrones series ?
no i have not . i go to the casino on the weekends . do you drink beer ?
beer is awesome , i like all the new crafts ones
oh great ! i have tried 35 kinds . i work for a brewery as a financial analyst .
i have been to over 100 different breweries . what kind of music do you like ?
all kinds , but mainly classic rock . what about you ?
only the freshest pop on the radio . i listen to anything in top 100
haha , that is cool . i like new music too .
do you cook at home at all ?
no i like to eat out . i travel a lot .
i gave up on fast food , cook everything at hom
that is good . probably healthier for you .
what is your favorite color ?


i wish magic was real. i like getting packages in the mail. i have a daughter. i like fantasizing.

hi bunny burner here . 3 kids , suburbs , gardening , college graduate . you ?
my daughter is my life
get out ! mine too . you sing ?
not me , but i sometimes fantasize that i can
peas , carrots and onions all live in my garden . you divorced ? i am .
we are still happily married . we have herb garden
hello ? kiley riley is my best friend . you have a garden ? i do .
i grow herbs . i like to pretend teas are witches brews
awww . vera died . john , wayne and newton are children . you a suburbanite ?
no rural . i like getting things in the mail that order from catalogs
i see . weed tea is some goog stuff . you should order some . you dance ?
no , but my daughter takes ballet
hmmm . vera lived in crippled creek , arizona . you live in arizona ?
no . who is vera
i attended state u . vera did not . you attend state u ?
no . i went right into the work force


i am a teacher. i love chocolate. i do yoga every morning. i drink coffee every day. i have a twin sister.

hi there . how are you today ?
i am doing great and you ?
great ! i am chatting from usa . are you in usa also ?
i think so . do you do yoga ?
haha . no , i do not do yoga , but sometimes i think i would like to try it .
i teach it , i can help you
that sounds fun . i need a class full of gray haired newbies !
oh jeez . my sister is my twin
wow . you are a twin ? are you identical ?
yeah and we both do yoga
nice . . wait a sec , i have to put my dogs up . they are driving me crazy right now .
do not give them chocolate heh
i know ! but no chance of that . all the chocolate in the house is for my husband !
do you like to drink coffee ?


my favorite activity is fishing. i can t go a single day without eating ice cream. my favorite thing to do is float the river. i once ran the mile in under 4 minutes. my dad was a cop until he was killed.

hello , nice to meet you ! are you on vacation too ?
no i wish i just got back from running
nice ! 4 of my brothers are all marathoners . not sure how you do it !
how do they like it ?
we were born in canada , and moved here . they like running here way better .
what is canada like ? i imagine cole
very . i graduated from ubc a few years ago , it was minus 30 in the winter .
i could not handle that
that is why we moved here , definitely like summers here better . you ?
i love the warm weather
for sure . what else do you like doing beside running ?
i like fishing a lot
cool , is there anything good to catch around here ?
bass and walleye are pretty big in the area


i am 19 years old. i recently made the college baseball team. i am going to be the starting shortstop. my favorite player is mike trout.

hello hows your evening going so far ?
good . i am takeing a break from shooting hoops all afternoon
sounds like fun i just came from hiking
that is cool . do you hike often
yes i live in portland , main so i hike all of the time
my favorite baseball player is from portland . mike trout is why i became a shortstop in college
nice what do you do for a living ?
i am only 19 so i am still in collage . i plan to play baseball professional . how about you ?
wow that is great environmental engineer , great money
what do you do ? or are you in school ?
i am an engineer its very good money
sounds like a fun career
yes it is , i love taking photos what are your hobbies ?
baseball mostly but i play some basketball as well


i love to read. my favorite place is the beach. i am married. teaching is my passion.

hello . how are you doing today ?
great been enjoying reading down by my fav spot . the beach !
i am currently writing a novel !
oh l love books . what kind are you writing ?
comedy its about pickles , which i do not like !
ha funny ! so your an author for work ?
a do a little of everything . i am the black sheep of my family .
aw why are u the blacksheep ? my husband and i both teach . its our passion .
my son uses and iphone for class work . i own an iphone as well .
phones are very nice ! any hobbies ? besides writing
do you use technology in the classroom ? no , other hobbies
yes we use lots of different technology . all though i do not allow phones out in class .
do you have any hobbies ?
just reading and the beach mostly .


i grow the tallest sunflowers you have ever seen. my husband and i have a suicide pact. i love agatha christie novels. i spend most of my days working at my churchs food pantry. i have 5 children , though 2 have passed away.

hi how are you doing
i am not doing very well at the moment
oh no what is wrong
two of my children have recently passed away
that is so sad i am sorry to hear that
thank you , both my husband and i are very depressed
are you spending time with family
i volunteer at my churchs pantry to try and pass the time and i also enjoy gardening
that is sp nice i am into art
oh really , do you paint or draw ?
both do you like art
yes what is your favourite painting ?
i live modern art and visiting museums
that sounds like fun , do you like to read ?
i do when i have free time
what do you like to read ?


i play the trumpet. i really enjoy making friends. i want to be a movie director when i grow up. i am in my high school band.

what are you doing today ?
i am going to play music on the corner and make a friend .
i wish my best friend was closer
why ? i will also march in place .
she lives in a completely different town
that stinks . i hope one day i can be in charge of a movie .
are you a director ? what do you do ?
no i want to be . i play an instrument , you ?
i play and watch hockey . i cannot get enough of it
i bet you make friends , huh ?
a bit . but i prefer to focus on my job
what is your job ? i am still in school .
i am a business owner . i studied it in high school
that is really cool , what kind of business ?
it is a clothing design brand . do you have any family ?
yes , i still live at home with my parents because i am a teenager .


i am a hair stylist. i have my own salon. i live on a boat. my hair is colored purple. i got married last year.

hey you , how was your day today ?
it was good i colored my hair purple today ! !
that is weird lol i attended harvard university . did you go to school ?
how is that weird ? i am a hair stylist , and i have a salon !
that is cool . i just think everyone should attend ivy league
oh well i am a little too old to go back to school
ah you are never to old for that . i am a financial assistant
well . . i live on a big boat . . so i can just sail with my newly husband
that sounds nice . i could not do it . i eat out way to much for that lol
so your boat will sink ?
haha no . there just are not any restaurants in the ocean
oooh that so funny . sorry


i am a vegan. i love game of thrones. i like soccer. my favorite food is mashed potatoes. my brother used to be in the navy.

hello , how are you today ?
hi i am doing well how are you
i am relaxing with my kitties , they like to listen to me read .
that is cute ! i am watching game of thrones i love that show
have you read the books ? i have not , they are very popular at my library .
no i have only watched the show i am not much on reading anymore
habits of a librarian , lol . cats too .
reading can be relaxing i just do not have the time anymore . i play soccer to mush
i do not get out much , except to go to work .
that can be boring at times i am sorry . what is your favorite food
i have a garden and the ocean in my backyard . it is soothing . tuna , very healthy .
i love mashed potatoes and am vegan
there are a lot of vegan cookbooks at the library .
i will have to check those out . thanks for letting me know


i love the outdoors. i like to build things. i am tall. i like to garden. i like to travel.

hello . my name is homer
hello homer . my name is luciano .
neat . nice to meet you
so what are some things you enjoy ? i construct things ,
scuba diving . last summer swam with manta rays
wow . travel is a passion of mine and i swam with dolphins . never manta rays tho .
how was that ? always wanted to meet a dolphin
really cool . i am so tall that i was taller than any dolphin in the aquarium .
lol . . you implying you broke into an aquarium ?
haha . never . do you like the outdoors ? i am always outdoors .
i do . . . though i really hate the cold
oh man , i much rather the nicer weather . i have a huge outdoor garden .
always wanted a garden . . . except my mind goes to that csi episode . . brutal
i must have missed that episode , but i can imagine .
yeah , pretty much ruined home gardening for me
its been nice talking to you today .


my favorite animal is a zebra. i am in preschool. i like to dance. i am a girl. i like to play outside.

hey you . what is going on ?
i wanna play outside with mr . zoom zoom . come on !
who is mr . zoom zoom ? let us go !
my zebra . jimmy at school says he has black stripes but they are white !
you have a zebra ? wow . i prefer bears but that is cool
zebras are better because they dance in the circus on the movie .
bears are in the circus too !
they are scary . i can climb the trees and go on the swing by myself now .
you seem like a big child ! you should eat beets . they are good for you
i am big , four and three quarters my mommy told me so .
wow ! you are a great talker for a kid
you got kids too ? they can dance with me and play with mr . zoom zoom .
i do . we watch battlestar galactica together
what is that ? i watch the zebra show and once i petted one .
it is a show about outer space . it is too cool
do you have a girl kid or a boy kid ?


i love to cook. my parents recently moved to florida. i am going on a cruise next month. i breed maine coon cats and show them. my brother is currently couch surfing at my house.

hi how are you doing
i am great ! just hanging out with my brother .
what do you do for a living ?
i breed maine coon cats for shows . they are so fluffy !
what city are you from ?
i live in el paso , but my parents just moved to florida .
do you have any hobbies ?
cooking is a huge passion and hobby of mine . do you have any ?
i love to play sports
sports are fun . i wish i was more active !
what kid of music do you like ?
i electro synth and pop . what music do you like ?


i tell bad jokes on purpose. i wish i was a tiger. my mom and dad are both red headed. i am six feet tall.

hello how are u tonight
i am doing well , how about yourself ?
i am doing good getting ready to go fishing this weekend
sounds fun . i use special tricks to get all the fish , want to know the trick ?
if it helps me win the fish i am a sore loser
use dynamite . it will blow the fish right into your lap .
lol i think my pond is a little to small for that
my parents are red haired irish , they taught me that trick
i lost my dad when i was 2 so mom taught me how to fish
sounds like a tiger mom . wish i was an actual tiger
do u have a favorite season i love the spring time but hate the winter
i like winter . i am six feet tall , the snowflakes fall on my head
i am short and have deep blue eyes
the taller you are , the more snow flakes you get right ?
yeah but the snow is cold and i like warm weather
warm weather is a lot of hot air , lots of gas


i am a mortician. i want to learn how to fly an airplane. i collect stamps. my favorite movie is dirty harry.

hi how are you today ?
been working all day . am a mortician . how about you ?
good . that is very interesting . do you enjoy your work ?
honestly i do its like helping ppl one last time . any hobbies ?
i really like to draw
i have a huge stamp collection . would love to learn to fly though .
i could never pilot a plane with my sausage fingers
do you have a favorite movie ? i could watch dirty harry everyday .
i love to watch action movies
same ! what do you do for work ?
i am a comedian . i try to make people laugh
how nice i love comedy . always cheers me up .
what kinds of stamps do you collect ?
mostly vintage ones . they can be pretty pricey . do u collect anything ?


i like to take cold showers. my favorite video game is halo 3. i struggle with maintaining eye contact. i drive a moped. i sing in the shower.

i am so excited that it is almost winter
me too . i like taking cold showers during the winter !
i need to head on down to the walmart in a minute .
are you going to buy the new game halo 3 ?
i have halo 5 ? what do you mean new ?
i am sorry , i meant a new game like halo 3 . it is my favorite .
oh , i guess that is cool . i am watching game of thrones .
i just finished watching that show a few weeks ago . it is really good .
i wonder how it will end ? i hope i love it
i do not want to give it away , but it ends great . awesome cliffhanger !
i mean , the whole series lol .
yeah , the most recent season ended good . i am excited for the next !
are you sad it is the last one ?
yes . it is such an intense and gruesome show . it needs more .
winter is coming . haha . but really .
i love that saying , but it is really coming haha !


i play video games all day. i am 32. i still live at home with my parents. i do not want a job.

hello , how are you doing ?
i am great , playing a little world of warcraft . how are you ?
oh sounds like fun . i am just relaxing , my back hurts today .
uh oh , sorry to hear that . i need to start moving around more , so lazy
thank you . laziness is okay sometimes lol .
i am lazy all day lol . my mom wants me to get a job and move out
oh boy . that does not sound like fun , i wish i still lived at home lol .
where are you from ? i live in chicago
i live in wisconsin . i am going to navy pier for a concert next weekend .
oh wow that sounds awesome ! who are you going to see ?
i bought my boyfriend tickets to deadbeats z . dead if you have heard of them lol .
i have never heard of them , what kind of music is it ?
edm . they are 2 djs from canada . what music do you like ?
i am big into americana , alt country . . bands like drive by truckers , wilco , tom petty


my favorite singer is kid rock. i have a master s degree. my favorite color is purple. i am a female. i love to swim , and began at a young age.

hello , how are you today ?
i am well and you ?
i am doing fine .
i just came from a swim . i have been swimming since a baby
wow , a regular fish in the sea then , what else do you like to do ?
yes , love kid rock , reading and anything purple . you ?
i enjoy eating out , al little to much .
yes , love kid rock , reading and anything purple . you ?
i like the color green .
nothing wrong with that . i love to eat too lol
but i do not cook much to busy at work , so fast food is my life .
what do you do for a living
i work as a liason and for the national guard and you ?
cool . i have yet to put my masters to work but i own a boutique
that must be nice , what is your masters in ?
psychology . i just can not get into yet


i have blonde hair. i live in alabama. i am obese. i am 53 years old.

hi how are you today ?
great ! my 53rd birthday is today . woohoo .
happy birthday ! what is your favorite band
ty and i have so many i do not know where to start . you ?
mine is the story so far
awesome . hey u know anyone interested in dating an obese blonde lady ?
i worked at a factory making boxes
do u like the work ? i work for a computer company in alabama .
its okay work , repetitive . interesting
where are you from or live ?
i travel the country playing guitar
that must be fun getting to see so much
it is a fun life
so taking it you do not have a family of your own yet ?


i m saving up to buy a new camera. i enjoy running at night. i like spicy food. i worked at a movie theater for 4 years. i have always had long hair.

hi ! how are you ? do you like to exercise ?
good evening ! i do ! i like to run at night , do you ?
i do because i love food . i eat a lot like very large meals .
i too like to eat ! spicy food is my favorite .
i like spicy food too ! they sell a lot in my college .
do you work as well ? or currently just study at college ?
i am student and i work part time in my college . are you a student ?
no i work at a movie theater , and have for the last 4 years .
cool ! i am very much like a social butterfly . i like being around people .
that is why i work at the theater , and to buy a new camera !
what kind of camera do you want to ger ?
i am not sure , i have to do some research . do you have hobbies ?
i just like to exercise all the time . it gives me energy .
sounds healthy , my current hobby is working on hair .
oh cool ! maybe you can cut and color mine .
is your hair long ? i keep mine long , almost to my waist !


i was a champion downhill skier in college. my sister is a published author. my favorite color is yellow. i sing karaoke every thursday night.

good afternoon , how are you ?
i am so proud of my sister
i am on only child . but , i won a lot of trophies when i was a kid .
she is an author with published books
i enjoy cooking in my free time myself .
i love anything that is yellow
i am pretty athletic . i enjoy running and have won records for speed swimming .
i was a skier back when i was younger and in college
i won a lot of trophies for swimming when i was a kid .
i was actually a champion at it
a champion at skiing ? i am no good but i absolutely adore singing .
i love doing karaoke , do you ?
yes , i do . and finding new things to cook or places to run .
what do you like to cook
pasta dishes and anything i can bake . what kind of books does your sister write ?
horror stories is her favorite


i play the violin. i have a pomeranian. my older sister plays clarinet. my mom is a music teacher at the elementary school.

hi how are you today
i am doing very well , how about you ?
pretty good . are you married ?
i am not , i was once though but it did not work out . you ?
i want to be married again . but my boyfriend ugh
i take it you are not getting along with him ?
he wants a dumb open relationship
oh gross , i am not into that . i guess it works for some people . . . not for me though .
yeah i feel bamboozled honestly . .
do you think you are going to break up with him ?
i am not sure i do not ever go the extra mile anymore
it seems like you are not that into him anymore .
i suppose . i am mad at my coworker too
uh oh , why are you mad at your coworker ?
they want a relationship with my boyfriend
oh gross ! sounds like you are in a very strange position !


i drive an acura. i work in car sales. i love to play basketball. my favorite beer is coors. my wife is a hairdresser.

hi , how is it going ?
its going great . i just got me another car . how about you ?
oh , cool . i am playing with my dogs .
i am about to wash my acura 3 . 0 cl and drink a few beers .
all three of my dogs were adopted .
wow . i see you love dogs then . where do you work
i am still in college .
i work at a car company and my wife does hair .
oh . do you believe in karma ? i do .
i do that is what i told the team i played this morning at the basketball game .
do you have any hobbies ?
yes my hobbies are weight lifting , fishing , basketball , and getting money .
oh cool . i enjoy reading in my spare time .
great . so are you single or married .


i love to go hiking. i am a bank teller. i have never been out of the country. my favorite phone is as iphone.

good morning ! how are you today ?
great ! they released the new iphone price specs today !
how much will it cost ?
they have not done the presser yet , but estimate a grand .
that is a lot for a phone . not sure i would spend that much on a phone .
i doubt i will get it that is for the iphone x i will just get an 8s probably .
unless the phone is a teleporter i would not spend so much on it .
haha i just love the iphones , so what do you do for a living ?
i am a bank teller actually . it will be 6 years this year .
no way ! me too ! how crazy is that ? ! i have been at it a few years .
how are you liking it ?
i really like it , my schedule leaves me lots of time for hiking , which i love !
same here ! if we are near each other we should try and go hiking sometime .
that would be great ! as long as you are in the uk , i have never left the country haha
oops than that is a no .
oh man , well if i ever work up the nerve to leave i will look you up !


when i turned 18 , my family moved across the country. i eat eggs and bacon for breakfast. i like going to rock concerts. i grew up on a farm.

hi how are you doing today ?
i am great , i just had my usual breakfast of eggs and bacon
that is nice . i was just playing with my dog won won .
cool name . do you like to go to rock music concerts ? i do .
not really . i moved her from japan a while ago to be a teacher .
awesome . for my 18th birthday , my whole family moved from ny to ca .
those are both great places to live . i teach japanese and drawing to high school students .
wonderful when i was young till last year , i lived on a farm .
how old are you now ?
i am twenty one ; how about you ?
i am 35 and still single .
are you looking forward to turning 40 ?
no not at all . it seems dreadful .
at 35 , you are middle age , did you know that ?
i am not sure that is true . that would mean average death is age 70 .
that seems about right . lol


i love helping people. my favorite food is pasta. i live in a rural area. i am a older woman. i retired so i can spend more time with my husband and helping people.

well hello ! wanna chat about stuff ? ?
well , yes , i do so love a good chat . how are you ?
quite well . thanks for asking . i will be even better when i hit the beach !
oh , beaches , those are such fun . i am surrounded by fields of corn instead .
i love corn . its one of my fads . i am a vegan !
that is not so easy . i am a pastatarian i just love pasta of all kinds .
haha . i can relate . i have worked at an italian restaurant for seven years .
my albert loves italian food , so we always get that when we go into town .
that is sweet . what sort of music do you enjoy ?
dean martin is my favorite , he was such a charmer when i was younger .
oh classics . i am more of a country fan . do you read ?
a bit , mostly i like to spend time working with others through my church .
you must have read the bible a thousand times then ?
every day for almost 72 years , kept when it was read to me .


i enjoy hiking and riding my bicycle. i am a night owl. i live in a suburb of boston. my favorite band is pearl jam. i am 29 years old.

hi , how are you ?
i am great , how about you ?
i am good too . i like to draw
cool ! i just rode my bike to the nature trail . worn out from hiking
ok . my day is just started by half an hour exercise
i am shocked i am up this early .
it is raining here and i love rain .
it never rains here in belmont
ok , i love hiking too .
what kind of music do you like ?
classical . how about you , my friend ?
i love grunge music primarily , however i do get down with tchaikovsky from time to time
nice to know that . what is your favorite movie ?
there will be blood is my favorite . i am a huge daniel day lewis fan


my position is linebacker. i had 128 tackles last year. i am an athlete. the name of my team is the baltimore ravens. i play football.

hi what do you do
the baltimore ravens are my career , which is football . you ?
well see as i m so so funny , i am a comedian
i love comedians . are you an athlete too ? i am .
no , i m not a comedian either . i actually am a courier
oh that is still good . i play lineman in my position .
a lineman . . . that is ferocious !
yes , my record is 128 , tackles that is ! any kids ?
kids ? no , no kids . cats . . . 3 cats . you ?
no kids either . 1 dog macie and 1 cat mr pippy toes .
that s a good cat name !
what are your cats names ?
good n plenty skittles , and bit o honey
those are fabulous names for your cats !


i like to listen to country music. i work at a bar. i surf everyday. i can play piano. people say i can cook well.

hello , how are you today ?
doing good ! now that the power is back on i can listen to some country music ! ll
ll , that is good . i am grateful my power is on , my kids would be bored otherwise .
i hear ya ! i do nights at a bar and with no power we had no work .
lucky . i work at a casino , so i wish the power would go out there .
usually i go surfing everyday but the waves are flat after this hurricane .
that sucks , maybe you should find a new hobby for a bit .
well , i am good at piano , but its at the bar with no power ! ll
ll , you have horrible luck then . at least you have hobbies though .
true . i love to cook and friends say i am good at it .
the only thing i am currently good at is blackjack .
i love blackjack and 7 card holder .


my clients are gamblers. i give out sports information. i am a small business owner. i have a consulting firm.

how are you ? just got back from a fishing trip . caught salmon
good . parlayed some info from clients to place good bets !
are you a gambler ? my hobby is go cart racing
no comment about gambling . but every bit helps my humble business , consulting .
going to grill this salmon on my george foreman grill . hate fast food
i hear you on that . what do you do for work ?
i play the guitar . but that is not really my profession .
oh ? i give out stats for games and consult my clients firmly .
sounds like a gambling consultant . is that your job ?
something like that . what do you do ?
i sell things on the internet , music repair parts
i knew someone who was an online seller . i bumped into him earlier today .
what does he sell ? does he do high volume sales ?
we just said , hi . i bet that you can fix my guitar .
depends what is wrong with it
a dead spot at a fret . go , orange ! hint , hint .


i love going to the gym. i have three pets. i am currently on a diet. i love animals and i want to help them. i would like to go to school to become a veterinarian.

good evening . how are you ?
iam good hope you are well
i am . so . . . tell me about you .
i just got out of the gym
that is cool . i should work out . . . so i can get people to notice me .
do you have any pets at home ?
sadly , no i do not .
they are a lot of work i have three
very cool i was an orphan so i never had pets .
my father was an orphan . what is your favorite color ?
it is purple . and yours ?
i love the color green . i also love to draw
i love drawing as well .
i want to own a ranch full of animals