i like going barefoot. my sister is a guitarist. i can knit. i work as a tutor for english literature. my favorite book is jane austen s pride and prejudice.

what color is your hair ?
blonde . and you ? do you like being barefooted ?
i have brown hair and like being barefoot . do you have cats ? i have one .
ooo , i love cats . i have one named zoe . do you have a hobby ?
i love to sew ! do you have any hobbies ?
mine is knitting . oh , and i love reading . jane austen is my favorite author .
i love reading too but i need to move more to lose weight . ha !
do you have brothers or sisters ? my sister plays the guitar .
i have two brothers . one plays the sax .
do you have a favorite book ? mine is pride and prejudice .
firestarter by stephen king is my fave . do you like country music ?
no , sorry . i like more classical . but stephen king is fun to read !
i used to play the clarinet so i like classical music too .
i am not musical at all . but i do like helping people with their homework .


the idea of working is not my cup of tea. i like to live off of the land. my parents were like this as well. i am all about family and fun. i am a free spirit.

what is your favorite car ? mine is prius and i drive one !
i actually do not even own a car . i am too free spirited for that
i live in my own home and you ?
i live in a commune with my family
how do you get around ? do you have family ?
almost everything i need is located in an area where i can walk around
my car is too small , that is why my wife is at home with the kids .
oh i am so sorry to hear about that . i love my family
my car is too small , that is why my wife is at home with the kids .
i love my family . it is awful that they cannot fit in your car
do you have a big family ? i am a lawyer
yes i do . but no kids of my own yet .
ha ha , but my firm is big though , small car big company
ah do you like your job ? i do not work


i still like unicorns even though i am an adult. i am excellent at playing pool. i would love to visit the pyramids. i want to write a book before i die. i teach middle school art.

hi how are you today
i am doing well , what would you like to do before you die ?
probably have more coffee ha
haha , i would like to write a book . i would need a lot of coffee for that .
i work at a coffee place i can help
that is perfect . i am a little weird though . i really like unicorns .
where do your parents live ?
they live in the same town as i teach middle school in , chicago .
mine literally live across the road
that is always nice . anywhere you would like to go visit ?
them across the street i suppose
haha , got any hobbies you are good at ?
just being an amazing barista
that is cool . i am good at playing pool , and teaching art .


i work for a small , family owned restaurant. i have six older sisters. i love walking in the park. i am an avid fan of the boston celtics. i love chocolate.

hello and how are you today ?
i am well just hanging out watching tv . you ?
listening to music , not working today ?
nah i am not on the schedule for a couple days . you ?
working , waiting for lunch , i love to eat .
me too . i might crack open a cold one here in minute . what are you listening to ?
lukas graham , what is your favorite thing to eat ?
sounds like a country singer . i like to eat chocolate . any hobbies ?
i love mostly anything . swimming i would say first love .
cool i like walking in the park . i love it actually
hiking is fun too , it gives me time to daydream
are you a daydream believer ?
yep , want to win the lottery , does not everybody ?
yeah . i like sports betting . try not to have bias though
sounds like you keep busy .
i do . i try to . it keeps my mind active .


i married my high school sweetheart. i drink lots of iced tea. i love to go shopping. i teach first grade. my favorite pizza is pepperoni.

man i am having a rough day today .
why , whats happening ? can it be worse than a morning herding 1st graders in fire drill ?
just not happy . my girlfriend never understands me .
sorry to hear that ! what happened ? i am married to same guy since hs , bring drama ! !
well i want to go clubbing , and dress up and she hates it .
hang on , let me get more ice tea . you are a dude dressing as a woman ? ?
haha , no wear nice clothes .
i loooooove shopping , cannot get why that would be a problem . nice clothes good !
she only wears jeans and a t shirt , that gets old ,
oooh , idea ! spill something on her clothes so she will have to buy new nicer ones !
she would probably just dig out a pair of my old clothes .
for my first graders , they only dress nice on picture day . schedule photo shoots ?


my back hurts chronically. i am an old soul. i tend to work myself up. i am passionate about a lot of things. i just want my voice to be heard.

hello ! i am anne ! nice to meet you !
hey anne . how are you this fine night ? my back hurts .
i am sorry to hear that . i am doing great !
good for you . i get worked up about so much !
that is not healthy . i find shopping relieves my stress
i love to shop ! i really wish i lived in the 30s .
tooth , but the car trunks were so small ! not that my seemers that big . . .
that is true ! and society did not allow for women to have opinions .
true . but i bet women then could not rack up as much debt as i can now !
that is so true ! good thing we live now , right ! ll
exactly ! ll and being single at my age would be a scandal !
i would loose sleep !


i also like to mountain bike. i love to hike. i have visited 12 national parks in the us. i am an environmental activist. i live in vermont.

hello ! do you watch telenovela shows ?
hi what is telenovela shows ?
it is a spanish soap opera .
i do not know to much spanish but i love soap opera
i learned spanish by doing commercials . i am an actress .
how long have you been an actress ?
i started when i was ten . so , almost 15 years .
what do you like to do in your spare time ?
i go to spas and hang out with my dog .
i love to go shopping and play video games go out to the movies
i am an actress , so i do not care for movies .
where were you born and raised growing up ?
i am an ohio native ! what about you ?
i am from newyork what are some fun things to do in ohio ?
the rock and roll hall of fame , hike , sports , cedar point , etc
that is nice the rock and roll hall of fame sounds like fun


i like reading horror novels. my favorite drink is pepsi. hotdogs are my favorite food. my weekends are filled with bird watching.

hey you ! what did you do today ?
i drink pepsi as i look down on you .
oh you sound mean . i am fat too
i eat hot dogs as i read horror novels .
do you sew or crochet ? i do
i listen to trap rap while i watch birds on the weekends .
you sound interesting . what do you look like ?
what is your gender ? i look like an ugly super model .
haha i am a girl . short , fat , with brown hair
i love short fat girls .
we would get along then ! tell me you love cats too
cats are cool , but i like them to stay away from my chinchilla .
aw my cat would love your chinchilla . they can cuddle
it is good you have brown hair . short , fat , blonde girls are less than .
you would think i am really hot then
probably , but i guess i will never know .


i love to recycle. i am a hippie. i have curly , red hair. i have two tattoos. i drive a large , blue van.

hi how are you today ?
i am doing all good how you
good just finished my training last week to become a welder .
that is awesome and i am really excited
why are you really excited ?
recycling the stuffs we have here
cool . what is your favorite thing to do ? mine is riding roller coasters .
driving my huge van it is blue
cool . do you have a dad ? mine left when i was 5 .
i do i actually followed his tattoo i have two
that is great ! i am going to start an internship soon , at a construction site .
the red hair i got it too but i do not like the curly
curly hair can be a pain !
yes ; i stand to be a hippie
lol well everyone has to be something !
how about you ? what else you do for fun


i am almost 7 feet tall. i am not a basketball player though. my favorite band is the rolling stones. i currently work for ibm in chicago. i would like to retire to hawaii in the next 10 years.

hey how are you , what do you do for a living ?
i work for ibm in the windy city . where do you work ?
i am self employed but i want to be a famous actor singer
everyone says i could be a famous basketball player , i am 6 10
right , i love the arts music just want to share my gift
what kind of music would you create ? i love the rolling stones .
i grew up doing gospel , but i play rb , jazz , oldie pop
if i was famous i would retire to hawaii , but i have to wait a bit .
haha that sounds awesome , it would be a dream come true !
definitely ! do you have any other hobbies ?
not really , i just love music singing acting
you must be creative , people like you do well in my field at ibm .
thanks , you think so ?
oh yeah . you would be able to retire young .


i love to go shopping and inspire myself in stylish stores. my inspirations are alexander mcqueen and coco chanel. since young i have loved fashion. i moved to ny to study in a prestigious designing school. my desire is to become a fashion designer.

hello , how are you today ?
pretty good as the new coco chanel pantsuit just came out .
oh ? i take it you are into fashion ?
since i was born ! love it . moved to ny to learn more .
cool . i do not know a lick about fashion .
well when i need some inspiration i go clothes shopping !
i would rather cook and bake than clothes shop .
mmm . i love food . what do you cook ?
the usual stuff , but baking is the best . i own a cupcake business .
mmmm . what is your best seller ?
my peanut butter and bacon cupcakes sell the best .
oh wow . sounds interesting . i would like peanut butter and chocolate .
it is interesting , but sometimes you need to think outside of the box .
i agree . hopefully i will be a famous designer soon .


i help around with bookkeeping and tours. i decided to become vegan a year ago. i am vegan. sometimes i volunteer at an urban farm. i work at the grocery store.

hi , mountain bike is my favorite sport
sounds like good exercise . in the country or city trails ?
i hope you have a good sense of humor .
of course . there is not much room here for country style sports .
the country is where i am now , do you draw ?
no , i am a clerk at a grocery store . i do sometimes work on an urban farm .
yeah , you are right . i do drawings of people on the streets walking .
do you think you could tell by looking at someone what they eat ?
do you like tea ? i love it .
i love tea . i went vegan only a year ago . i love veggies and fruit .
tell what ? let me know what you mean by that ?
like do they eat animals or plants ? i thought i would start people watching at the store .
you sound like you are very healthy
i try to be . i also do some tours at the farm where i volunteer .
people watching ? that is a hobby that you enjoy ?
i am trying to become more aware of my environment .


i wish to buy a corvette when i retire. i am a huge fan of dogs. i am recently divorced. i work as a mall cop. i am trying to write an ebook on animals.

hey you . what is going on ?
hello , do you like corvettes as much as i do ?
they are okay . i am much more passionate about computer programming
i make hot dogs for a living .
yummy . i love hot dogs . i bet that is a fun job
that is funny , i do not get along with my wife
that is so unfortunate . i am sorry
the divorce was not so bad
sometimes it is for the best .
i really like dogs better anyway
my gay best friend would rather have a dog too
they are the best , did i tell you i am a cop at the mall ?
no but that sounds like an interesting job
i keep pet rats i found at taco bell
ew ! so strange . i eat a lot of taco bell as a student
i am documenting how i found them in an ebook


i m in an education program , and hope to teach kindergarten when i graduate. i am a vegan. i m a student. i like visiting art museums in my spare time.

i m so glad to be done with the 9 5 life
hey there , ever ate vegan food ?
no i haven t but it s something i just been able to afford regularly
i agree me too , i visit museums in my spare time
that s great ! what are your thoughts on working 9 5 ?
i do not get what you meant far as that but okay , that is how i eat .
have you every tried your luck with the lottery ?
no i would not mind trying it out though , you ?
yes actually i recently hit the jackpot and i m loving life , you should try it !
i figured you did that is really cool
my goal of never clocking in again came so unexpectedly ! how s your life ?
my life is great i want to be a teacher
that s a very rewarding career field i heard . what interests you about it ?
so what do you do all day now ? kindergarten children are awesome love them


my father is a preacher. i have a horse named beauty. i live in a house in the country. my husband is a soldier in the us army. i am pregnant with my first child.

hey . how are you doing this fine day ?
good . just got back from a ride on beauty . . . she is my horse
sounds fun is it a pony ? all i got is cats to play with .
clydesdale actually . . . ooh i love cats . names ?
my little . trying to watch the dragon ball z .
my husband likes that show . said he picked it up when he was over seas
over seas sounds nice . you must miss him . my cat is nice .
the army does take him away from me a lot
does the army let you have a cat ?
not in the barracks , but we live off base
how many horses you have and that is good
just the one . . . last ride on her today though
sounds fun . this dragon ball z is amazing .
watching it with your cats ? do they like goku ?
my cats is amazing and do you have any ? goku is great .
no cats . . . have a dog and a couple of chickens


winters my favorite time of the year. i am deathly terrified of heights. i am really excited to see how game of thrones ends. i prefer to live where the weathers cold. i like to do all my shopping at walmart.

hi ! how are you today ?
hi , i am doing well and you ?
not too bad . i am waiting for my chocolate cake to finish baking .
ooh , i love chocolate cake
so does my grandson ! i really enjoy baking . what do you like to do ?
i love watching game of thrones . i am excited to see who will be on the iron throne
i can never understand that show . i must be too old for it .
its just mostly paying attention to what the characters say .
i would rather watch days of our lives . now , that is the drama i like .
i have never seen days of our lives
if you like game of thrones , i doubt you will enjoy a soap opera .
oh no , i love soap operas . especially telenovelas


i only sleep 3 hours a day. i have no parents or siblings. i always travel alone. my favorite meal is steak. i am incredibly smart.

hello there , how are you doing ?
i am doing well . and you ?
i am doing awesome ! i had breakfast at a great restaurant .
oh , what did you eat ?
chicken and waffles with ambrosia
the chicken and waffles sound good .
very . i am in finance , what do you do ?
i work in education .
nice ! i went to an ivy league school , where did you go ?
just a local one in state .
ah . okay . are you active in politics ?
no , i really have not gotten into politics


i want to climb mount everest. i cry when i watch gone with the wind. i have shot a lion. i like to play with clay models. i am not a good artist.

i make better chocolate cake than they serve at mar a ago i bet !
i bet the lion i shot would love your cake !
i am a hunter and i seriously doubt you shot a lion or that it eats cake !
well it does not anymore that is for sure .
i only hunt to eat not for trophies . why you kill a lion ?
i like to do great things like climb mount everest
only rich people climb mount everest . how is that great ?
great and terrible things , only fit people climb everest .
whatever . i would much rather stay at home and make fur coats from rabbits i kill
cool ! . you should make one out of lion .
lion fur is rough . and it stinks . you do not sew much do you ?
no i am not a very good artist


i hope to visit quebec , canada someday. my wife works as a diesel mechanic. i love watching old movies. i am a yoga instructor. i have two adopted kids.

hello . how are you doing
hi ! i am great , thanks for asking ! and you ?
i am great . i just need to get through my game
oh , cool , what game are you playing ?
dungeons and dragons . i wish i could live in the game .
awesome ! my favorite thing to do is watch old movies , i think they played that in one .
that sounds nice . what movies do you like ?
i like all kinds ! what do you do for a living ?
i work on video games
oh , neat ! yoga instructor here . my wife is a diesel mechanic .
that sounds very interesting . do you like it ?
i do . i want to visit quebec , canada in the future with our savings .
i want to visit another world
i . . am not sure if you can do that ? do you have any kids ?
no i do not in this world
i have two , they are adopted . do you have any in another world ?


my mom is a nurse. i have three tattoos. i work at a bookstore. i never knew my dad.

hi , how are you doing today ?
i am doing pretty ok
what do you do for a living ?
i work at bookstore how about you
i work for a greeting card company .
what do you do there
i proof read cards . do you have any hobbies ?
yes i read books
do you like movies ? my favorite is goodfellas .
yes i watch movies
i like to read in my spare time .
yes i like that since i work in a book store
do you enjoy watching sports ?
yes very much i love sports


i don t like trying new things. i want to be alone sometimes. i like the library. i don t trust anyone. i feel competitive against other women.

hello . i am omar . how are you ?
i am okay , just came back from the library .
cool . where do you live ? i am on a small farm in ohio .
small world , i am in ohio as well .
cool ! do you have any siblings ?
i do not , good thing as i prefer to be alone , i do not trust others .
oh . i have three brothers and i am the youngest .
i would not like that at all . i do not like change .
do you play any musical instruments ?
no , i do not . i do not like music very much .
oh . i am in a local band and i play the guitar .
my main competition is other women , they think they are better than i am .
that sucks . i am sorry you are going through that .
it is okay , the librarian is the worst though
yes . they are always feisty .
they sure are , do you like librarians ?


i am studying to be a special education teacher. i chew my nails. i kayak at the lake on weekends. i was a navy brat and have attended 16 schools in 12 years.

whats going on , have a good day ?
i was studying but now i am just chewing my nails , such a nasty habit !
yes that is a bad habit . i have to have soda all the time . that is bad to
what do you do for a living ?
i am a restaurant owner . my diet is horrid lol i eat junk all day
i am studying to be a teacher . special education . i love twinkies !
oh that is awesome ! my sister is a teacher . whats your fav band ?
american psychos , they are a local punk band and i see them often .
oh sweet ! i love pop punk . i am obsessed with the rolling stones though
you would love american psychos then . i also like classic rock .
i will have to check them out . do you like a day to remember ? ?
i know them ! from florida , right ? punk was my outlet as a navy brat .
yea they are from fl . i am in a band called broken city sky . check us out !
so cool , i will . american psychos are from texas and my good friends .


i like to ride my bike. i have beard that is longer. i am a younger guy. i own a dog that is small. i like to play football.

hi , hello , how are you ?
hi there . i am just combing my beard
sick ! you condition ? gotta keep soft
yep . ride my bike to the store to get special conditioner every week .
i learned about that while i was training over 20 different animals . what kind of bike ?
a mountain bike . i like to get the miles in while i am younger .
that is cool . i got a single speed i like to cruise around when its not 100 degrees
i have a basket i bring my little dog along in .
ah shoots . whats its name ? i am picturing a et type of move
that is right . her name is button . there is even room for a football . i love to play .
i love my wife , i work with her . is that because she is cute as a button ?
yes . she is got big black eyes that look like buttons too .
adorable . tell me more about yourself
i am a hipster with too much time in my hands .


i live near a park. i do not have a car. i do not have any children. i listen to podcasts.

i like being 6 feet tall . how tall are you ?
i am just a little over 6 foot so i am a little taller than you
i see . do you like being that tall ?
yes i do , i actually have a favorite podcast that i listen to about being tall
it is kind of a struggle for me sometimes as a woman .
yeah ? i am sorry to hear that , do you have any kids ?
no kids . i hope my kids will be as tall as me though .
yes i do not have kids either but i hope they are tall also
well , i hope they get our genes ! do you play basketball ?
i do tons have a park across the street from me to play
awesome ! i played in highschool .
how old are you ?
i am turning 30 in a couple of months !
that is awesome have a big party planned ?
nothing yet . maybe watch some nba .
have a favorite team ?


i work in a factory. i do not eat well. i sleep most of the day. i am very unproductive unless it comes to my job. i am not social.

hi . i live way out here in rural wisconsin . how are you today ?
eat junk food and sleep all day except at work at the factory .
that does not sound healthy . like to snack on popcorn .
i have a poor diet it can lead to cognitive deficiencies . my social skills are poor
bummer . i like to stay active by horseback riding and snowboarding
i like bareback riding too but i am so lazy
my bro used is lazy now . he used to play in the nfl but retired
no way is your bro jj watt ?
yep ! he gave all my inheritance to the harvey victims .
sucks for the irma victims and jose victims you know
yes , but we will help them out too
yall are just such lovely people in texas . strange to think youre nazis


i am always the one who buys the beers. i like to smell my own farts. i like to place blame on other people even when i know it is my fault. my beer gut is so huge i haven t seen my feet in two years. i am from san fransico.

hi there . do you like music ? i love gaga and madonna .
hi there . i like music , but i always buy the beer when my friends go out
i love beer so expensive at concerts though . i go to at least ten a year .
that is nice . i live in san fran and beer a lot of beer
i could never afford to live there . not on my walmart salary .
well i have not seen my feet in two years because of my beer gut
uh oh . time for planet fitness haha .
i bet , but it is not my fault . i blame other people
that is the cheaters way out ! haha
well , smelling my own farts is one of my favorite things
that is really gross , but to each his own .
anything else nice about you ?
well i love to read .
i bet reading is nice .
yea , i am shy so i stay home a lot aside from the concerts .
i like concerts but the chairs are too small


i like imagine dragons. i like to kayak. i like crab dipped in butter. i like to fly model airplanes.

hi what do you think baseball
i do not have much of an opinion . you ?
i am started shortstop . i am in baseball team .
that is cool ! i do kayaking personally
not much . mike trout is my idol .
who is that ? i have no idea who that is
he is famous baseball player .
oh okay . my idol is the lead singer from imagine dragons
do you have good at sing ? my old is 19 .
i am a model airplane flyer , but that is about it
cool . we are very different .
we are but that is not bad . do you like any special food ?
i like fish . what do you like ?
i love crab but i have to have butter with it


i have a french bulldog. my feet are size six womens. i want to be a journalist but instead i sell washers at sears. i play bass. i love the band red hot chili peppers.

hi ! just came back from my weekend bike ride , do you wanna chat ?
sure i do , how was your bike ride ?
so nice , i sale insurance and with the hurricanes has been very stressful .
i work at sears , selling home appliances , but my dream is to be a journalist
went to sears yesterday , bought some blue paint for my house .
i hope you were satisfied with the customer service there
not really , i posted a comment in my reduit account .
well , i apologize for what went wrong
it is not your fault .
i still want to apologize as being one of the employees at a certain location
ok , apology accepted , i will post how nice you are !
you seem like a loyal customer , hopefully you continue shopping with us
i will need some more blue paint , so sure !
thank you , and i hope you have a wonderful day today


my name is kevin. i am a student in college. i am studying software development. i enjoy working out and learning new things. i play the guitar.

hi how are you today ?
i am ok . i am kevin . whats your name ?
i am not sure but my dog is maddie
i love dogs . i cannot have one since i live in a college dorm .
oh dang i am on fifteen heh
wow ! a dog would be great to join me in my workouts .
they are quite energetic . i got yucky braves .
are you in school ?
i should be buy i am playing hoolie
i am majoring in development of software . it is fun learning this new thing .
i bet . everything is new to me because i am a teen .
you have plenty of time to learn . i play guitar . you play ?
i do not i study science mostly its fascinating
i am not a great science student but i try .
are you smarter than a 10th grader ? p
sometimes i am just not sure about that . haha


many of my former students like to visit me. we plan to travel after he retires. my husband will retire next year. i like to take walks. i am a retired school teacher.

i have a confession . . . i my name is mark and i catfish people
what do you do for a living ?
nothing really i make loads on being an international catfish
what city are you from ?
miami . . . i live in little cuba , but i wish i lived in europe .
i used to teach in tx now i am in cali
what do you do ? can you speak another language ?
i am retired now , just thinking of traveling
to europe ? i google europe for about 15 hours a day !
i want to go to europe after my husband retires next year
awesome ! i am supposed to go meet my online gf but i am a catfish
who are you pretending to be ?
anyone european , my life is boring , but hero culture is wow ! do you like movies ?
yes i do i like horror
i love foreign horror ! much scarier .
have you seen the conjuring ?


my favorite hero is superman. i want to grow up to be a superhero one day. i am 8 years old. i love comic books.

hello care to chat with a rap music lover ?
my mommy wo not let me listen to rap . i am only 8 years old .
oh well maybe when your older ? do you have any hobbies ?
i love reading comic books ! how about you ?
i like sleeping . that happens when you get old .
well when i get old i am going to be superman !
awesome ! do you like ergonomic keyboards or chairs ?
ergonomic ? what does that mean ?
is just a special design of where to place items . its pretty awesome .
sounds cool ! maybe i will learn more big words in school this week !
yes . so do you have brothers and sisters ?
yes , lots of em . where do babies come from ?


i own my own business. my brother lives in england. my favorite tv show is friends. i have a timeshare in mexico. my favorite food is sushi.

hi there i love this weather an the trees an the clouds
good afternoon ! how are you today ?
i am well trying to teach my kids things
that sounds fun . do you watch tv ? i love friends . easily my favorite show
no i just teach my kids my languages an cook all the time
you cook ? can you make sushi ? i love sushi . i could eat it every day
no but i do love it !
what do you do for work ? i am a business owner
i do not work at all . just my mom teaches .
oh ok . i am ready for a vacation lol . i am thinking mexico . my timeshare is down there
cool i would love to travel i like different environments
yea i have a brother over in england . its beautiful over there
it would nice too see !
yea its awesome over there . way different than the states


i like to ride motorcycles. i ride horses. i collect vintage cars. i try to limit how much meat i eat for health reasons. i have many homes.

hello . got any burritos . my favorite food is burritos
hi there . i do not like burritos .
do you like to hike ? i love to hike and be outside !
yes i do . i like riding motorcycles and horses . do you ?
no . i am close to my mom the hiker but not my dad who rides motorcycles .
i am a big vintage car collector ! are you into them ?
those are so cool . really expensive though !
yes definitely . i own many homes though . my work pay is great .
i wish mine was . i barely make minimum wage .
you will get there ! do you have meat a lot ? i try to limit for health reasons !
i am vegan so no i do not . what do you do for work ?
own a showroom .


i like comic books and anime. i am gay but i have not told my parents yet. i play a lot of video games. i take things very literally.

hello hi how are you ?
i am doing well ! tell me about yourself .
i got married , how about you ?
oh , congrats ! i am currently single . how did you meet your spouse ?
we met at a bookstore , near the nicholas sparks section my favorite
oh , how romantic ! i have not come out to my parents yet .
good luck with that , i hope you are happier after being more open
thank you . what are your weekend plans ?
my plans are to plan for next week . howa bout you
pretty much the same . i need a hobby .
how about writing , do you like that ?
i have not really tried . . . do you write ?
i do a bit , mostly journaling . do you like to sing ?
not really , i am not super talented !
if you love it , if it makes you feel better , than you have got talent
that is very kind of you to say .


my parents are distant. i see a therapist that doesn t really understand me. sometimes i wish i didn t have to wake up in the morning. i have an older brother that has gotten into trouble. i have trouble feeling emotion.

hi do you have any hobbies i love drawing
hello my hobby is to sleep all day
wow i am 2nd generation from greece
awesome my brother stays in trouble
well people think i am a guy cause i am so tall
well how tall are you then
5 foot 9 and i love asian fusion
that is tall . i do no wear my heart on my sleeve
men are intimidated by my height
i bet so but you are probably perfect
nah far from it but black n white hair 3 tattoos but my height is a problem
it is gonna be alright
i hope so cause i want a family beyond my animals
you will one day . stay out of trouble
never been to jail and only 1 parking and 2 speeding tickets ever
that is great i stay depressed


my passion is photography. my favorite color is blue. i am a freshman at nyu. i have two older brothers. i am the youngest in my family.

hi , how are you today ?
not so bad . how about yourself ?
very well . just cooking dinner , so that makes me happy .
yum . what are you cooking ?
lasagna for my room mates . i have two . do you live alone ?
i live in a dorm at nyu with a roommate .
you are a student ? did you get stuck on the first floor ?
yup , going to school for photography , i love it ! second floor actually
i am looking for someone to take pictures of my dogs .
cool , how many dogs do you have ?
just 2 , plenty for living on the third floor . do you have pets ?
no pets . two brothers so our house was always plenty full .
i imagine . must be a circus . i am afraid of clowns .
clowns are scary , i totally get that !
one of my room mates picks on me . the other room mate agrees .
both my brothers are older than me , so they would pick on me all the time


my favorite food is hamburgers. i like movies based on comedies. i am a ballet dancer. my parents passed away in a car accident.

hey i am amanda ! tell me something interesting about yourself !
i love to eat hamburgers from five guys
yum ! i love five guys and i love anything italian ! especially cooking it
i also like watching movies with comedic actors
that is cool do you travel i love hitting the beach near me
i love to travel . we also have beaches near here .
do you have any pets i bring my pug everywhere with me !
we have a pembroke welsh corgi
that is so cute ! i love my pup i am obsessed with him and my nieces !
i like to dance , especially ballet
i am like the best aunt ever !
i am a grandmother of 7
7 wow ! i have 5 nieces !
wow they must keep you busy
they do ! but they are so worth it !
grandparenting is awesome , i wish my kids could have met theirs


i work full time. i like nature. i like to go hiking. i love eating out. my favorite color is blue.

hi , i am so bored .
hi , i am just relaxing on my porch enjoying nature .
i am so uncomfortable , huge and pregnant .
aww i feel for you ! are you having a boy or girl ?
i am keeping it a surprise this time .
cool ! what do you do for a living ?
a stay at home mom . what about you ?
i am a full time teacher .
can you teach me something ?
what would you like to learn ? lol
whatever you want to teach me
the suns rays danced across the ocean is an example of personification .
that sounds pretty boring .
lol i can teach math if you would prefer .


i am from mexico. i used to be a chef , but i am a teacher now. i like to go on walks. i like to bake.

working at the fire station as a paramedic . whats up out there ?
just grading a quiz from yesterday . i am a teacher .
awesome i love teachers . i am studying to be a rn soon
that is rewarding . i used to work in a hospital in mexico .
i have 3 sisters who live in mexico
i am about to go for a walk want to come ?
sure i like to listen to music when i walk . i like the beatles
that is fine . maybe after we can bake some cookies !
yes i can bake some in my studio apartment . i have a small oven
sounds good we can make some mexican cookies !
you sound like a professional cook !
i was a chef before i got into teaching .
that is a great combination someone who cooks well and can teach it !
what are you other interests ?


i like classic radio programs. i love my impala. i enjoy fishing. summer is my favorite season.

hey there i feel like i never rest as a doctor
i like to relax in my impala and listen to classic music stations
this hospital is just so huge , really ? i like that on my boat .
must be nice in the summer i love summer , its the best season
yes me too ! i hate it is ending soon
me too . i do a lot of fishing in the summer . what about you ?
i i just enjoy the boating when we are not vacationing
nothing better than driving around on a sunny day in my impala !
what is the biggest fish you caught ?
believe it or not , i like to catch and release !
what was the biggest that you caught ?
i caught a fish that was 26 kg
i could not let it go i like fish to eat lol
i do enjoy it , so nice in the summertime . very relaxing !


i am really excited to see how game of thrones ends. i like to do all my shopping at walmart. i am deathly terrified of heights. winters my favorite time of the year.

hi hows it going with you ?
pretty well , i cannot complant .
that is good . what kind of work do you do ?
not working now and have some time for fun . i like games .
i like games but do not have anyone to play with
are you into game of thrones ?
not familiar with it . you ?
yes and i am excited to see how it ends
cool . i watch lots of tv because i have nothing else to do
i wish they make a new game of thrones with all new characters .
i am sure that would be cool
well , was nice talking with you . gonna play a game now .


my car is over 20 years old. my favorite movie is the last of the mohicans. my mother was a school music teacher. my dad was a preacher.

hello there ! how is your day going ?
been fixing my car all day
oh my . my grandson loves to fix cars . is everything ok now ?
its over 20 years old .
so is my grandson ! its not easy getting old for people or cars .
i want a new car so bad
is it something you can afford soon ?
no , i am in debt . serious debt
sorry . my income is pretty limited after getting on medicare .
what do you do for living
i am long retired . now i watch a lot of tv and cook for my family .
how is your life after retirement


i like sleeping in. i love fall and winter. i sometimes wonder why i am not married. i have brown hair. i like eating healthy foods.

hello ! hows your weekend going ?
hi my weekend is going geat yours ?
been repairing my boat so i can get back out on the open seas .
the ocean is terrifying in my opinion
no place better to fish , pillage and plunder and drink mead !
you are a viking like in real life ?
we do not just like in minnesota ! ll indeed so . how about you ?
i am not a viking but i pillage and plunder my fridge
ha ! i knew i liked you from the start !
i have always been interested in how the vikings moved about with such precision
we have a long history of good map making and navigating .
i like how they bury there dead
not pleasant , but must be done . so why do you not like the ocean ?
to big i am not in control


i own 10 cats. i have long red hair. i do not eat asparagus. my favorite jello is the blue one. i work at home on my computer.

hello , how are you this evening
it is going pretty well getting some work done
what do you do for a living ?
i work as programmer
that sounds like an interesting job
yes i like it it allows me to work from home
that would be so nice ! working in your pajamas all day
not in my pajamas but yes it is nice
do you have any hobbies ?
not really my ten cats keep me busy
wow , 10 cats ! that sounds like a cuddly handful
yes they keep me busy
i really enjoy the outdoors
i do not get to enjoy outdoors much cats are not outdoorsy


i enjoy my job , as a teacher. i live in a big city. i enjoy video games. magic mike is my favorite movie. i enjoy singing.

good afternoon and i hope it is a good one
it is pretty good thanks . how are you ?
good just hanging out in my empty apartment playing some video games
i love video games . what is your favorite ?
i am really good at monopoly
i did not know that monopoly was a video game
yeah it is a fun game
i mostly like single player rpgs on my xbox
i do not have a lot of spare time but when i do it is fun
do you like to watch movies ?
sometimes but i do play my guitar a lot
what is your favorite genre of music ?
i like different types of spanish music
do you also play spanish guitar ?
yes i am learning how to play
i am a big fan of carlos santana


i am a violinist. my mother was a nurse. i recently discovered a new love for indian food. i have played since i was 4 years old. i am gong to adopt a dog very soon.

hi how are you
i am doing good tell me about yourself
i am really into nature and yoga . you ?
i play the violin , that is my favorite hobby
that is a great instrument .
yeah , my parents used to hit me when i was a child so i would practice it
oh gosh
yeah , and i have played it since the age of four .
what kind of food od you like ?
i recently discovered a love for indian food , and yourself ?
i have been experimenting with different salad recipes lately
i am sorry , your life sounds worse than mine
ahahah its not that bad
do you have any pets ? i am looking to adopt a puppy soon


i am an art teacher. i enjoy clothing with exotic prints. i like to sew my own clothing. sometimes i like to visit thrift shops. i like to recycle my thrift shop finds and make new items.

hi ! !
hello ! what do you do ?
pretty good you ?
good , planning my next round of thrift shop visits .
do you like sugar ?
i guess as much as the next person . why ?
i am diabetic . lucky
that must be hard . can you have sugar at all ?
nope , it will put me right in a coma . do you like music ?
i am more into making my own clothing .
very cool . i have never been employed .
no ? i am an art teacher , so i am around kids all the time .
my mom works at apple . are you a mom ?
i wish , but no .


i coexist well with my husband. but , i feel lost and far away from who i truly am. my days are filled with cross country try outs and basketball practice. i have a friend group , but i do not like any of them.

how are you doing today
i am good thank you . how are you ?
ok just getting for my limo driver
i just got home from an early game of basketball .
really ! was it a nba game
no just a small game between a few friends and myself at the gym .
i play basketball at maryland college
oh nice ! i also do cross country try outs .
my favorite nba team is the wizards
i prefer the mavericks myself .
ok i played against them and i scored 45 points
45 points is alot . . you must be really good .
yes i am one of the highest paid player in the nba
that is amazing . i would enjoy having that job .


i am too short to reach the top shelf. i have the gene that lets me know when someones eaten asparagus. i have five different flavors of coffee in my fridge. my dog introduced me to my first and second wives. i enjoy my steaks cooked medium rare.

hey i am pretty down today
oh no whats going on ?
i need a little help in the kitchen all the time , lol
i am afraid i am not much help there too short to reach the shelves !
me too lol ! i am a little weird too especially with vegetables ha !
funny enough i can always tell when someone has had asparagus .
this is really weird lol me too
maybe we are twins . are you short too ?
yes i am ! i am going to have me a steak today !
let me guess , you like it medium rare ?
yes i do , an i like 5 different coffees
its like speaking into a mirror


i help my neighbor. i have a dog and we go for walks. i live in a city. i like to go to the farmers markets to buy local veggies and fruits. i am a grandmother.

hi how are you doing ?
hello , i am doing well thank you . you ?
i am good thanks for asking
absolutely ! what do you like to do in your spare time ?
i love the outdoors . . . hiking camping
that is great ! i love to get outdoor too . i take my do on walks frequently .
what do you do for a living ?
i am retired . i spend time with my grandchildren and neighbor when i am not at the farmers market .
do you have any hobbies ?
those keep me pretty busy along with my dog living in the city . yourself ?
i like the outdoors , hiking camping
yes i remember . what do you do for a living ?
i work at the library
that must be nice , all the solitude .
its a very peaceful enviroment
reading is a great way to find that and adventure too .


my children are a disappointment. my favorite dessert is cheesecake. i married miss usa. i have more money than i know what to do with. i am bored of my maids.

good afternoon ! how are you ?
i am ever so bored of these simpletons . you ?
i am a stan up comic , simpletons are how i make a living
i have everything money can buy . . . what do i do with all this money
must be nice to have that problem . i still have to work
i married a beautiful woman , miss usa but she bores me . . . as do the maids
sounds like you could be in the tv show i once had a part in
you sound successful . . . unlike my children . disappointments plain amd simple
i hope so . although my parents wish i was not an actor
i will adopt you . you will take my fortune when i die
that would be great . i can support the theatre
so long as you bring me cheesecake . its my favorite
cheesecake is my favorite ! cheesecake foredays
it is the only thing that brings me joy


i still live at home with my parents. i eat all take out. i play video games all day. i am 32.

hello how are you today ?
good morning how are you ?
good morning , mornings are for me , because mornings are mornings .
lol i guess you are a morning person i take it ?
i am , are we in love ? i enjoy role playing .
like take out ? i love it
sure let us get pizza together
i love pizza what kind do you like ?
pizza that i can eat in cars that i love . you ?
lol me too , like video games ?
yep , pew pew , gg , not too fond of animals though .
i live with my people
who are your people then ?
my parents , i am too old for it .
your parents are people ? do they eat mornings ?
yes they are , an yes they do .


i cannot get enough gummy worms to satisfy my sweet tooth. i read sci fi space adventures with a passion. i have sandy brown hair and green eyes. my favorite music is two steps from hell and rock opera genre.

hey how are you doing
i would be doing a lot better if i had gummy worms .
yes tell me about it . . . . i love those things
do you read much ?
yes always . . . . what do you read
i am very passionate about sci fi space adventure novels .
what do you do for a living
i work in a warehouse . what about you ?
i am an accountant for the nike company .
wow ! with the money you make you probably never run out of gummy worms !
ll you should invest in gummy worms stock
i know right ! i cant get enough of that stuff !


i like to go hiking. i like nature. my favorite color is blue. i love eating out.

how do you feel about the current political climate ? it is distracting from work
it is , i actually go for hikes often when it is too heated
working with law should make me feel empowered but only online activism helps . .
i am actually a hippy who loves nature so i know what activism is
lately i have been reading to distract myself from work and politics , activism is exhausting
that is interesting , i like to read when i eat out
what do you read ? i prefer female authors more , somehow
i am actually reading a blue book called sky , my favorite color
read 50 shades of gray , that is a book by a woman i do not like !
interesting , i figured a man wrote it
as did i at first , i fell down a political rabbit hole researching it !
i hate politics in general and dread elections
they are inevitably going to affect our lives in different ways , unlike my job
another thing i hate , being a slave to society


i have a younger sibling. i have flown out of the country. i love hockey. my befriend is from out of town.

hey what up its by
hey by ! did you see that hockey game ? out of control !
no which one ? last night ?
yeah . my bff is here from out of town and we watch . drank too many beers . . .
sounds fun ! i have a bunch of hockey gear i bought and never used , lol
you sound like my little bro . he is always buying stuff and forgetting he has it .
i am always buying stuff and forgetting how much i spent . until i check my bank statement . yikes !
right ? that can be an unwelcome surprise .
ya . but not as unwelcomed as the time i almost had my beemer repossessed !
oh man . that sucks . i drive a beat up vw . no will repo that !
haha . but i got it back tho . its nice to take about on first dates !
ha ! i am sure . best 1st date i had we flew to cab . totally insane !
wow ! that sounds amazing ! very flashy
yeah , it was . he was not tho . super douche canoe !


i have a french bulldog. i love the band red hot chili peppers. my feet are size six women s. i play bass.

what are you doing today ?
hello , i am relaxing with my pup and listening to the chili peppers .
i love that band . what do you do for work ?
i do not work , i play in a band .
i would much rather do that than work at target like i do
my husband is a detective , and gone a lot . it is a hobby .
i bet you miss him often
i do . he is in the gang unit , so i worry a lot .
oh wow , i bet . what does he look like ?
tall , brown hair and brown eyes . he looks like a football coach , lol
he sounds handsome . much better than me with my red hair
i am a redhead too , lol . i look hot !
oh well that makes one of us !
i am sure you are beautiful , all women are beautiful
thank you . that is the sweetest thing anyone has said to me
my husband tells me that every day . no one else ever did before him .


i am on a diet. i cannot drive. i have been married eight years. i am thirty two years old.

hey you like water ? i do
hello i am a middle aged woman in my 30s
nice , do you like the lake ? i do i go often
are you married ? i am i have been for over 7 years
no not yet i like enjoying horror books
i wish i could drive but i cannot
i just have animals 3
cool . i need to lose weight . thinking of looking up dieting tips
well why cannot you drive ? i work at the bank
do not have a car right now to drive
my color is blue its my favorite
cool my favorite color is red


i hit for over forty million dollars. i will never punch a clock again. i am rich beyond my dreams. one day i played the lottery.

hi ! what is your name and where are you from ?
hi names randy and i live in wisconsin , i played the lottery and won 40m .
oh my gosh that is amazing ! congrats ! what will you do with it all ?
well putting it away and then putting some through investment .
smart move ! i do not have 40m but i make ok money as a teacher !
i do not have to clock in ever again . freedom ! ! lol
haha you can go and travel the world ! where would you want to go ?
well going to try and travel to europe . never have been .
i was born in switzerland ! you should go it is beautiful !
i feel blessed to be rich . i never would have dream this could happen .
yes not many are as fortunate . that is why i want to be a teacher !
i would love to visit switzerland ! come pick me up at the airport ?
do not live there anymore lol i live in america now and go to college !
wow . ok . well i can take you with me .
haha you barely know me ! you are very spontaneous and romantic i see !
not romantic just a friend thing .


i just got my rejection letter from the gifted program. i like to play soccer. and , my best friend is cayden. i am seven years old.

hello ! how are you doing today ?
hi . my name is anne . i am great . how about yourself ?
hi anne ! my name is becky . i am doing great too . have any hobbies ?
hey becky . yes , i love playing soccer . how about you ?
i like to crochet , thank you for asking . i like to play with my cats too , haha .
nice . how old are you ? i am currently seven years old .
oh that is sweet , i am 33 years old . i have a daughter that is 7 .
oh nice . i had applied for a gifted program but just got my rejection letter .
that is sad . i am sure you are very smart . are you ok ?
yeah . thanks . i am just very upset . do you have a best friend ?
i used to but i am just so busy now . what about you ?
yes i have one and his name is cayden .
do you and cayden have any hobbies together ?
yes we play soccer together and paint a lot .


i enjoy my steaks cooked medium rare. i have the gene that lets me know when someone s eaten asparagus. i have five different flavors of coffee in my fridge. i m too short to reach the top shelf.

hey how are you , did you ever fly a plane ?
no flying short old guy the top shelf is off limits to me
actually only short people can be fighter pilots
true i like iced coffee i have five flavors in my fridge right now
i am more of a tea guy . i get my tea from china .
i have a weird gene i can tell when people have eaten asparagus
asparagus is used a lot in italian cuisine .
yes it is i like it with medium rare steak
oh , i do not eat steak i am a vegetarian .
it is a gray day here today going to watch some tv
what is on tv tonight ?
thursdays are never good maybe a college football game
let us hope there is a good movie on then . you can also stream it .
might have to go that route
i do not own a tv i only stream .
that is definitely the wave of the future


i have several children. we live in a rural area. i am a woman. my parents are still married. we have a dog.

hey hey hey , wheres the beers , baby . . . .
i love to play with my children because i have several
i do not care baby lets have some brews for the gang . . . .
sorry , do not drink beer , not a baby but a woman
look what are you doing , i am just making an order this is not right
besides , i must obey my parents , they treasure moral values and still married
i am married to my farts . b
anyways , i live in a country area , and we going running with dog
yeah i have not seen my feet in two years cuz i drink so much beer
that is not polite to talk to a woman , not a baby
home you smell that delicious fart i am in san francisco
please show some respect my children may see this
not my fault you came on this site come to san francisco i will buy you a beer
how about buy me a soda , and milk shakes for my children


my favorite book is anne of green gables. i love owning nice office supplies. i have always wanted a pot bellied pig. i won a beauty pageant one time but didn t feel like it was worth the effort.

hello ! what kind of music do you like ?
i am into hard rock . how about you ?
not far off ! i like classic rock . i am older though .
i appreciate classic rock as well . particularly april wine .
nice . i think i am one of the few at college that still listens .
cool . ever had to read anne of green gables ? great book .
that is a great book . i watch more basketball than read however .
fair enough . i think i spend more money on office supplies than books though .
coffee is expensive . i spend a lot of money on vegetables .
that is good . fresh veggies , or frozen ?
the fresher , the better ! sometimes frozen are good standbys though .
agreed . how do you feel about pot bellied pigs ?
they are really cute ! do you have one ?
no , but i really want one . i have been researching them .
you should get one and bring it over to watch the basketball game !
sounds fun ! have a favorite team ?


i run a small bakery. i have a son. i like going on walks. i love to laugh.

good morning there . my name is ernie .
good morning , how are you doing today ?
great . i have the day off . engineering is my job . environmental . you ?
i run a small town bakery , just got home for getting things open .
oh nice . pretty chilly here in portland , maine .
little chilly on the west coast too . do you have kids , i have 1 son
no kids . no wife . quiet house .
ha ha , my son just left for college so quiet here too !
that is good . good boy . hobbies ? photography is a passion .
not to much , love long walks and great company . what do you photograph
nature mostly . i hike a lot and take a lot of pictures .
the most freeing experience is nature . just the sounds a lone are music
agree completely . what are your plan ? heading back to the bakery ?
nope done till closing time . just need to run a few errand and relax you ?
same here . relaxing today on this friday the 13th .
yeah , time for the crazies to come alive lol .


i work in a diner. i also own a cupcake business. i am always late. i live with my best friend. i sing in the shower.

hey there ! how are you today ?
hi i am doing ok how are you
not too bad over here . just listening to some music .
i am ready to take a shower for work . the shower is the only place i can sing
singing in the shower is awesome . i love singing california love in there .
i like that song too . my roommate hates when i sing but she is my best friend
i hear you . my roommate hates riding in the car with me . it is too fast .
lol i drive like you because i am never on time for anything
rap music helps me get moving faster when i am late . you should try it .
i like rock music the most . where do you work ?
i work for a limo service . i drive around my black car all day .
that sounds fun ! i have two jobs own a bakery and cook at a 24 hour restaurant
that is pretty cool ! i really like 2pac . you should play it in the restaurant .
i cant i have to play pop or my customers complain


i once lost a diamond at a debutante ball. i like getting my nails done. i am unemployed and living off a trust fund. i own a french bulldog. i like drinking expensive wine.

how are you this morning ?
hi . good . cant wait to get my nails done this afternoon . you ?
looking at my past gigs of playing guitar
wish i played guitar . instead i drink expensive wine and listen to music .
who is your favorite band ? mine is the story so far
do not really have a favorite . my french bulldog likes taylor swift .
that is cool ! i have a miniature pinscher , but he never really cares for my guitar
i could take guitar lessons . my trust fund is the high life style .
nice ! i have newly began to work online , and i love it . love the lifestyle and freedom
i do not work myself . its more fun that way .
i previously used to work in a factory with many people
that would be bad for my nails . did i tell you about losing my diamond ?
we made boxes , so i did not really have any nails
i bet . that would definitely ruin them .
i also used to travel a lot . i played guitar in my band
that sounds like a lot of fun . i love to travel .


i have a severe phobia of wide open spaces. as a child , i won a national spelling bee. i have perfect pitch. i have been published in the new yorker magazine.

hi how are you doing ?
how is your day going ?
not the worst . super tired from chasing my 12 kids around all day though
as a child i won a national spelling bee
you must be really smart
maybe just a little ! tell me something about yourself
well i am from alabama living here with my husband and kids . do you work ?
i do . i actually just got published in the new yorker magazine
wow , you are definitely smart . i am just a dumb blonde
your more than likely very smart !
nah i never got a job . the kids take up all my time . you have family ?
yes , i have one child , she is almost 3 years old
kids are a blessing . my youngest is 3 as well
so you have 12 children ? i could not even imagine that
it is crazy . somehow i am still overweight even though i run after them all day
it took me 2 years to lose any baby weight


i want to get married again. i wish my boyfriend didn t want an open relationship. i m angry at my coworker. i m not going to go the extra mile anymore.

hi , what is your favorite cupcake flavor ?
i love chocolate . i am a bit annoyed with my coworker
oh ? wanna talk about it ?
well its more like how they get away with things a lot .
i hear that , i work at kroger . i deal with similar crap .
i am not into getting married again
no ? what happened with the first relationship ?
it is hard to work things out , my current bf wants an open relationship .
oh that sounds quite messy
it is , i am giving up going the extra mile in my life .
cheer up buttercup , take it one day at a time .
yeah , you are right , gotta stop being so negative .
do you read ? i love reading at night before bed .
i do at times have not lately


i love going to the movies. its one of my favorite hobbies. my parents would take my brother and i when we were little. we liked to pretend we were superheroes. i used to wear a cape.

hello
hello there ! how are you ?
i am good and you ?
awesome ! i just saw dunkirk in theatres , though a little depressing
that movie got good ratings ? better than saving private ryan ?
yep ! and i love christoper nolan the director . spr was so cheesy !
how was harry styles acting ?
haha he is extremely multi talented . you a d fan ?
no but i did like a few of their songs . . . guilty pleasure lol
haha me too ! i love cheesy things . . .
shhhh do not tell no one , especially by friends lol
haha . . . when i was young superhero movies were my guilty pleasure


i like to hike. i am a farmer. i graduated from college. i am the youngest of 4 children.

hi , i am kathie ! i do not like eating fast food
hi kathie ! i am lee . i like to go bike riding on sundays with my family
great family time ! enjoy with you family .
what do you do for work ?
i am a fisherman . i like racing
oh ok cool ! i love fishing as well been fishing since i was 5
i love playing guitar . i am very good in that .
cool ! i work from home and when i am not i spend time with my family
wow that great . i love to know that .
i been working from home for years and i just opened my online shop in august
i love grilling . i use george foreman grill . its really great
yes i love the george foreman grill i have one myself
wow that is great . what is your shop name ?
lebes fashion shop . www . cafepress . com lelesfashionshop1
will definitely check it . where are you from ?
thank you . i am from alabama . where are you from ?


i hate popcorn. my boyfriend is in acting school. i m constantly making short films with the camcorder my parents got me. i work in a movie theater. nachos make me happy.

what is up my man ? how are you dude ?
i am a ok , how are you tonight ?
very cool , just jamming along to my favorite band .
whats that ? i like the music in movies , i work in a cinema
the rolling stones ! i play along with my guitar . you like movies ?
i do , i work at a theater so i get to see all the new ones free
lucky you ! i also work in a theater , been there for eight years now .
really ? ! whats youre favorite recent movie ?
i like bladerunner . i am a fan of cyberpunk movies .
hmm , i was gonna see that with my dad , went to kinsman instead
sounds good , forgive me i am so tired . tired all day .
up late last night ? i was
always up late ! and i do not drink coffee . do you ?
nope , i prefer to just drink a lot of water in the mornings
do you like the album beggars banquet ?
never actually heard of it


i like victorian things. i collect dolls. i am a romantic. i like antiques. i like jazz.

hello ! where are you from ?
i am from italy , collecting dolls is my favorite thing to do !
i love italy , so rich in history ! i am producing a play set in italy now actually !
a set for what , like a tv show ?
i mean the setting for the play is in italy . i work for the theater nearby .
oh right my bad , maybe add some victorian things to the set .
great idea ! are you also a history buff ?
i am , i also collect jazz albums from my favorite bands .
my parents liked jazz . my father took the good albums from mom when they divorced .
who is your favorite , mom or dad ?
mom . she is so sweet to all living creatures , especially animals . i love that .
moms are the best , my mom has my doll collection right now .
the woman i am engaged to had a doll collection also ! do you have japanese dolls ?
i do not , mostly victorian dolls they are my favorite .


i can speak four languages fluently. i work as a plumber. i volunteer in my sons boy scout troop. i am an award winning th member.

roll tide ! where you from ?
hi i am from south carolina
i will have to leave soon to pick up my ma from circle k , entertain me
what do you do for a living
i hole up at home because i saw a monster one time , you ?
i am a plumber boring i know
entertain yourself with some got ! what music do you listen to ?
i do not really listen to music what about you
anything but songs about where i live ! haha
haha i participate in 4h what about you
wait , what is a 4h ?
a youth program with ties to agriculture science and life improvement
wow that is really great of you , how could i get into that ?
i think you can sign up online and see if there is one near you
sounds like something that could get my ma out of the c store biz , thanks ! !
no problem what are your hobbies


i like ford cars. i have a ford f150. i also like ford trucks. i own a ford truck. my truck is black.

hi , what do you do ?
i am a ford car dealer because i like their car .
cool , i am writing a fiction about a ford car . do you have any hobbies ?
i like to drive my ford f150 . i like to look at ford trucks . you ?
well i am a teacher so i spend most of my days working puzzles .
i have a ford truck and it is black color . do you like ford trucks ?
no , but on the subject of trucks i like country music .
nice . who do you like to listen to ?
pretty much anything that is classified as country . what other things do you like ?
i like washing all my ford cars on weekends .
oh really ? how many do you have ?
i just have three cars . they are all black .
that is actually really impressive . as a teacher i do not have the income for that
you could buy used ford cars . maintenance is crucial though .


i recently broke up with my girlfriend. i just finished training as a security guard. i m a 30 year old male. i work nights now and like my job. i have two dogs.

hey how are you doing ?
i am great , how are you ?
i am doing quite well today
good to hear . do you have any animals ?
no my mom is allergic
oh that is no fun , i have a couple dogs
maybe when i am 11 i can get a fish
nice goal , how old are you now ?
i am only 10 years old
wow what an age difference , i am 10 years old . are you male or female ?
you are also 10 ? that is wild . i am a boy
sorry no , 30 but i am also a male
i am arnold , what is your name ?
my name is matt . anything new going on with you ?
not really , just drinking juice
what kind of juice is it ?


i like swimming. i own a home. my favorite color is purple. i love dogs.

hi , i am from canada and you ?
hi i am from the great state of michigan .
i come there twice a year to run marathons . what do you do for a living ?
i work from my home that i own .
cool , that must be really nice
it is really nice in the summer swimming in our pool .
do you have a basketball court ? i love basketball
no basketball court . do you have any pets ?
yes i have a new puppy , what about you ?
i have a poodle and we colored him purple , lol !
awesome ! ! ! a purple poodle . must be your favorite color
yes it definitely is !
my favorite color is green
i like the color green especially on money .


i love going to concerts. my eyes are brown. i have a tattoo of an angel on my hip. i am a vegan. i study philosophy at mass.

hello , whats your favorite foot ball team and why ?
oh , i do not really follow football . go to a lot of concerts though
neither do i but am a fun of prayer festivals and follow them a lot .
haha , the closest i get to prayer is the angel tattoo on my hip .
seriously , you need to think about god beyond that .
i kind of do . i think about a lot of religions in my philosophy classes .
no religion has ever crossed your heart meaning touching you at heart ?
not really unless you consider veganism a religion .
can we meet and talk because i want you to be my friend in christ .
uh , sure , just look for a person with brown eyes . that will be me .
yes , that puts me close to you but at least an address can be better .
i go to school at mass if that helps .
please i want to meet you so that i deliver the message god has for you .
well tell me about it , i am listening now .
it needs quiet some good time together to perceive it well and its based on interaction .
i am not really comfortable with that , sorry .


i wish my boyfriend didn t want an open relationship. i want to get married again. i have 10 years experience in our industry , yet she gets promoted. i m not going to go the extra mile anymore. i m angry at my coworker.

hello , how are you ? where do you live ? i am in california .
hi i am mad about work but will be ok how are you
i am fine . sorry to hear that you are upset , what is bothering you ?
been working at the factory 10 years but my coworker gets promoted
how long was your coworker working there ?
5 years . if she had been there longer i would have understood it
did she show more effort than you did ? what kind of work ?
nope but i am not working overtime or anything anymore forget that .
i am sorry . would you like to talk about another topic ?
what do you do for a living
i work at a nuclear power plant . what do you make at the factory ?
i make little debbie cakes
those are yummy ! i also like spaghetti !
spaghetti is great and quick and easy to make
that may be why i like it ! do you do anything for fun ?
i like to play videogames


driving in the country side is a pastime. i like to go shopping. i wanted to be a nurse. i went to college.

hello , i love jesus very much .
sweet . i think he watches over me as i have been driving the back roads forever .
have you seen any scary movies lately ? i love getting scared !
i do not like scary movies although , i was scared while attending college .
oh wow , college , books are my thing !
yeah , i was going to be a nurse and then i saw blood and changed my mind .
i am also learning about medicine . i love helping animals .
i love animals . ironically , i became a professional shopper . it is a great job .
i am going to go pray to jesus now . this world is getting crazy .
it sure is a crazy world . i hope he answers your prayers . i will be driving .
whats your favorite book ? mine is by shakespeare !
i lover anything stephen king . no scary movies but i love the books .
gosh , i love animals so much , i am going to give them all big hugs !
you must be a professional animal cuddler .


i wear dingy clothes. i ride a skateboard. i have blue and orange hair. i have often been called a slacker.

hello , how are you doing ?
pretty good man !
i have a super high iq , 250
i am gonna party the folks are gone !
totally random fact , but you know you v can make houses out of matches ? i do .
that takes too much party time for me !
i am sad though . my parents jus died in a plane crash
well common over and party !
i would love to . . give me the details
big blowout at the big house in ironwood mid
nice . . you got some cute friends
a whole band full !
cool , i will be there soon . . cannot wait !
be prepareared to rock roll !


i often help her sort books in the library. i would like to be a journalist one day. my mother is a librarian. i am going to school for writing. i love to read fantasy novels and poetry.

hi . what do you do for a living ? i work as an accountant .
hi there , i am currently going to school for writing
cool . tell me more about you . i am a guy and i own two dogs .
i am a girl who likes to read novels and poetry in my spare time
ah . i like to eat potatoes .
my goal in life is to become a journalist one day
ah . so much more fun than accounting .
yes , she is a librarian , its where i got my love for writing
who is a librarian ? do you own your own car ?
my mother is one , and i do own a car
cool . i lease the car i drive .
what kind of car is it ?
toyota corolla . the best car around .
nice ! well time for me to get back to studies . have a good day .
you are not very friendly , are you ?
i just had a few minutes to chat . now i need to get back to work .


i have a very unhealthy diet. i have a cheap car my dad gave me. i am very skinny and energetic. i drink a lot of caffeine.

hi , how are you doing ?
great . i am nicole . what is your name .
my name is jenn . do you like movies ?
sort of . i would much rather be active . i have so much energy all the time .
i love comedy movies but i like to be active too .
thank goodness i stay active because i eat terribly . regardless i stay skinny .
i eat terrible too lol . i love hamburgers .
same here ! ! drink too much soda and coffee too !
i have a hard time staying away from anything chocolate !
i could go for some now . what are you up to today ?
not much . working around the house . how about you ?
heading out soon . taking my honda to the shop . my dad gifted it to me .
my parents had a honda . they were in a accident and passed away a few years ago .
sorry to hear that ! i hope i have more luck with mine .


i like to use a lot of exclamation marks when i type. i have three dogs and two cats. playing quake on slackware linux makes me happy. i live in chicago.

hello , my name is janie . how are you ?
i am good , it is really windy here in chicago ! ! ! ! ! ! !
lol . yeah , same here in florida .
i am just sitting inside with my dogs and cats ! ! ! ! ! !
sounds nice . i m enjoying a day with my kids .
do they like video games ? ! i love playing quake , but only on slackware
they re too young for games , but husband has an xbox .
2 of my 3 dogs at my xbox ! ! ! ! ! ! !
they ate your xbox ? wow , didn t know they could do that .
i think my two cats convinced them to do it ! ! ! !
lol , have a lot of pets do you ?
yeah , my condo really smells
you should get a diffuser . i love shopping and see those everywhere .
! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! you are right , that would help ! ! ! !
yeah . i blog about life hacks and that would help the smell .
that is awesome ! ! ! ! i love reading online reviews ! ! !


i have a girlfriend named luis , and she goes to my college. i play drums in a band. i drive a ford mustang. i am 25 years old and live with my parents.

hello i am david , how are you ?
hi , i am 25 and go to college with my girlfriend luis . you ?
i help people get into shape during the week
awesome ! i am the drummer in a band .
have you ever played in las vegas ? that is where i am from
no . what kind of car do you drive ? i have a ford mustang !
i do not drive . i like to stay in shape and walk everywhere
everywhere ? what is the furthest you have walked ?
i have hiked all the way to mount charleston one time
mount charleston ? is that near las vegas ?
yes it is close by , have you ever been there ?
no , i have never been west of the mississippi river .
do you go fishing there ?
yes , on days off from college , and when the band does not have a gig .
i love it , i go fishing when i am not working .
i wish i had my own place , instead of living with my parents


i enjoy spending time with family and friends. i travel a lot. i like doing art projects. i am married.

good morning . . . yawn . . . just getting up for the day .
late sleeper eh ? been up awhile here and hoping for a family walk this evening .
i just sleep a lot . i like it . have to go to work soon .
haha . not me , have to finish packing for a trip we leave for in the morning .
i work nights at mcdonalds .
my evenings consist of lots for sewing and crafting
sounds nice . you should stop by in the morning on your way out . breakfast .
my husband would be all over that ! way cheaper than airport food also .
are you flying somewhere ? that would be a good writing prompt .
sure am , australia . never been there before but cannot wait to see the wildlife .
sounds great . i am always looking for more writing ideas .
do you write for fun or income ? writing always sounded enjoyable to me .
for fun . my latest work , my biography my hair is brown .
sounds very unique and a good way to unwind . unwinding outdoors is my go to .
i unwind by sleeping .
sewing can be relaxing also , or frustrating if trying to rush .


i am married and have five children. i work as a veterinarian. i am a vegetarian. my favorite music is hip hop.

hello friend how are you this evening ?
i am good how are you doing this evening
great . i was just reading a book and wanted to take a break
yeah i work long hours as a veterinarian so i am taking a break too
i bet you keep busy
very busy having a large family of five and a husband
wow ! that does sound very busy
yes i am a crazy vegetarian that listens to hip hop while on break
ll great combo do not you think ?
very good combo so how about you
the vegan lifestyle is for me feel much better
yes you feel very healthy living that lifestyle


i was raised by two mothers. my favorite food is spaghetti and meatballs. i am not afraid of what others think. my boyfriend works for nasa. i can be quite forgetful.

went hiking over the weekend . what were you up to ?
i love spaghetti and have two moms
i am a real guys guy but everyone can be who they want to be .
oh that is nice . i make mony
want a hulu subscription ? you can spend your money and stream shows .
sure ! i will sell you steaks
put me down for 5 pounds . i can make a mess of burritos .
wooo , my kind of person now
burritos are perfect for camping or whatever you do outdoors .
have no daddy . i think its sadi
that is sad but hey i can be like a brother . we can binge watch comedy shows .
i would love a brother ! my brother hates me
sibling rivalry can be rough . we can go fishing , kayaking , surfing .
aw , i wish this was for real
do you sometimes feel like things are unreal ?
always , my life is someone elses


i live in colorado. i have an mba degree. i own my home. my car is blue.

hello how are you doing this afternoon
i am in colorado so i am great !
that is nice what do you do for living
well i have an mba but i do not need it anymore . what do you do ?
i work as software developer
what kind of software do you work on ?
i am senior android developer
that sounds like a very exciting job ! what do you do for fun
i have ten cats and i take care of them
that is a lot of cats . i bet you own your own home too huh ?
yes i do own my home
how do you have time for so many cats ?
cats do not require much attention
i am more of a dog person myself but i do not have any pets
cats usually sleep most of the day
do they jump on your keyboard often ?


i exercise. i play football. i eat well. i am in college. i am very social.

hi how is your day ?
pretty good just got back from a hard workout
sounds fun ! i am planning on going for sushi for dinner . i love it !
big fan of junk food myself , nothing like a big mac after the game
do you like animals ? this girl is an avid dog lover !
i do like animals but can not have any in my dorm
that is a bummer ! favorite color ?
i like blue but always have friends around so never blue
blue is mine too ! i actually just bought a blue car !
yes ! that is my teams color as well
nice ! ! which team is your favorite ?
my own we are the gaiters , a mean machine
very cool what sport do you play ?
americans call it football ,


my friends and i enjoy golfing on sunny days. i am a poet. i am the head of the gun club. i have a beta fish. i donate old clothes to the homeless.

hi i lost my arm sadly
am sorry , hows that ? i play with guns for a living
i am the baby of the kids i lost it in a accident parents have 4 kids
i should put that in one of my poems that would be a great story !
really ? i am a farmer come shoot the wolves that eat my crops
love too ! i will take my gun club !
no it is not its my life i still hike tho its a like of mine
i prefer golfing , easier on the knees
i just recently graduated from school , college that is
i wish i could say that , i tried , never could catch on . . .
i bet that is where all the big deals happen huh ?
well . . . unless your one of the lucky lottery winners haha
lol no i am not i just want to sit an watch ha lol
i watch my beta fish more interesting lol
you are nice to chat with i like that
you too ! thank you i have to go run some unused clothes to the homeless soon


i am a 30 year old female. i have 3 dogs and 2 cats. i work as a vet. i am a vegan. i like to ride my bike.

hi
hello and how are you doing today ?
not too bad now that its late . i prefer it dark instead of the daytime .
why are you a party promoter .
no i am just not fond of the harsh daylight . hurts my eyes too much
so you have to wear shades during the day ? i love the sun light
i used to . progressive lenses help . what are you up to ?
just came in from walking my dogs . about to relax
i am working on a playlist . i can spend hours just thinking up the right mix of songs
that sounds like fun . i have a play list on my youtube
i have more playlists than i can count . what breed are your dogs ?
i have a lab , bichon , and shih tzu
grin . both yip yips and woof woofs . . . that is how my niece categorizes dogs by size
lol . . . that is cute i do not have an children do you ?
not my own , but my sister made up for it , she is got 5
i do not hae any either but my five pets make up for them


i fly airplanes. i enjoy building computers. my favorite band is tool. i dropped out of college.

i may only be 10 but i bbq some mean ribs
after i dropped out the university , i started flying planes
tomorrow i become hall monitor
i like to grill , while i rebuild computers
i do marital arts when not studying
that is awesome , i walk the hallways listening to tool
my bff loves tool her name is abby
what degree are you in martial art
only a red belt for now
does abby like that you do martial arts ?
she is proud of me she is in scouts
maybe i could fly you guys on a vacation one day soon
umm i do not think our parents would approve
in the girl scouts ? i use to be in the boy scouts
your very strange i do not like this
well maybe when you guys get a little older


i like to hunt. i am not married. have both daughters and sons. i love basketball. i like to sing.

i love animals so much i became a veterinarian
nice . i like to take my kids and we go hunting together .
i got married in america but i am from spain
where in america do you live now ?
yes i do we have 5 beautiful children
me too . i have 3 girls and 2 boys . how about you ?
i am also a vegetarian but i love hip hop !
i like all music and love to sing and sometimes i like to rap too .
i have 4 boys an 1 daughter an 3 dogs . whose your favorite rapper ?
probably biggie or nas . how about you ?
it was nice to chat with someone like me ha
do you like sports ? i love to play basketball with my friends
if i had to pick between the 2 it would biggie ! get money !
yes biggie is the best !


i am weak and selfish , but i want to change. my mind is set on things above. i hate evil. i trust in god. my heart hurts from a broken relationship.

hello , i am getting ready for my vacation to paris today !
good afternoon how are you ? believe in god ?
not really . i am agnostic , so i do not believe or disbelieve .
i have a lot of faith but i am hurt
my only sister has the same feelings as you do .
when will you return from france ? sounds fun !
i am going on a three week vacation . i am very excited .
i bet ! i hate when people are evil
evil is wrong . that is why i love labrador retrievers .
i am a weak woman but i want to change so bad
i work for a pharmaceutical company . help is available for you .
yes evil is , i want another man but my heart is broken .
one must heal and take care of them self first .
what kind of help can that company do for me lol
there are a variety of medications available to ease your suffering .
that is a drug i do not need any sorry .


i currently work in an office job. i enjoy running. my favorite color is green. i enjoy visiting national parks.

i am fourteen and like to swim ? anyone want to go for a swim ?
i like to run . how about you swim and i run along the shore ?
if you are my age . my grandparents and mom would disapprove .
got it . i like to run on the trails . lots of trees and grass .
i have just 3 best friends . we hike in the woods around here often .
be careful . my fiance had a bad experience . anyhow , i love the color green .
i like very much to learn about race cars when i have extra time .
do you watch the races on tv ? i leave it on for company .
sometimes . i prefer to read about the cars . what else do you do ?
traveling to national parks . oh ! what a treat .
one of my 3 good friends has an older brother who works at a state park .
that would be the best job ever . what would you like to do ?
design or work on race cars . train to be an olympic swimmer . how about you ?
i work in an office . probably always will . try to follow your dream .


i am stuck in a wheel chair. i work at a museum. i read a lot. i do not have a lot of friends.

hey how are you today ?
doing well . i have a day off from working at the museum
that sounds good ! i am currently working towards a loan , i will get what i want .
nice . i am actually in a wheelchair , so my job options are limited .
i am sorry . i was put in a orphanage because i am missing a limb
that is terrible ! but it sounds like we can relate . i do not have many friends these days .
i have some . i care deeply for them .
i tend to befriend my books . i spend a lot of time reading .
i want to be noticed , i will act like a clown for attention .
you sound like a lot of fun !
i guess . i just have to have the acceptance , i guess .
well , it has been such a pleasure to chat with you .
thank you . it a been nice talking to you also
and we can definitely relate with our physical limitations .
yea we can . it sucks some times but we can overcome anything .
definitely . it would be nice to have a friend .


once a year , i take a week off and head to florida. i was diagnosed with mild ocd in college. sometimes i feel like i have already been through life once before. i freeze up in social situations.

hi ! jen here . medical receptionist and avid reader and you ?
hi how are you today ?
great ! and you ? i love kathy . she the best dog i have ever had .
cool do you live in florida ?
no . new york . i am shy because i have ocd .
weird i have ocd too
you believe in dejavu ? what college did you attend ?
never been . i sores out
do you know pennywise ? i wish i was not shy . whats your ocd ?
i obsess over all the little things
do not sweat it . i will be in florida in november .
i go once every year for a week
how should i handle shyness ? when were you diagnosed ?
at a very young age its hard
oh , i was in college . did you say you knew or know pennywise ?
no who in the world is that


mo mother worked as a nurse. i don t consume caffeine. i like to play guitar. i ve had the same job for 8 years. my favorite band is the rolling stones.

hey how are you today ?
i am here to cheer you up ! tell me all your troubles
i sure will i am old looking for a friend outside of my husband
you mean you are looking to have an affair ? just to clarify .
no i am not i just retired
i apologize . jumped the shark there ! do you play a musical instrument ?
no i do not but i like to help
you are a very helpful type of person ?
yes we both are we are in a nice little rural
lucky you ! rural areas can be the best or the worst in my experience
true where we are we are just fine
i am glad . my mom worked at a small hospital in the pnw . she loved it
you wanted an affair ? i love my man
no , i misunderstood your request for friendship . i am glad you have love
yes i do lol are you married ?
plenty married to my job of 8 years


i love to swim. i enjoy being outside. i love pasta. my favorite singer is britney spears.

what are you doing right now ?
cooking . merna jean and i love britney spears music . you swim ? i do .
pretty cool . i am a single girl but i have a ton of friends
great ! you ever had jerk pasta ?
that sounds really strange . what is it ?
carribean dish . i love grill meat and pasta outside . you cook ?
no not very often . i typically go out to eat
oh okay . you like britney spears ?
heck yeah ! i blast her music in my bmw
wow ! i like britney spears . she is a swimmer like me . you swim ?
no . i am typically too busy shopping for exercise
oh okay . you like being outside ? i do .
sometimes . i like to go out to the park with my friends
neat ! walking outside is great exercise . you walk ?
i walk around my fave mall all the time
great ! does that mall have swimming pool ? i sing also .


i need to take my blood sugar everyday. i hate to workout , but i need to. i have a bicycle. i have three dogs at home. i am very good at the drums.

hi , i see you are a fellow night owl
i am good at the drums , that is why i can stay up so late .
i am single and eat chinese food and watch my shows on my der at night .
i hear you stole that der from the neighbor .
nope , do not talk to my neighbors not many friends . except the robots i make
i have to check my blood sugar everyday or my bank account will go empty .
ok , that is odd .
it is a long story , involving a bandit and a turtle . . .
well nice to meet you .
i hate to workout , but i have to for my health .
do not we all .
i will ride the bicycle and pay you a visit .


i live in a condo. i have never been to canada. my favorite food is steak. i get up at 4am everyday. i only listen to opera.

hi how are you today
good ! having steak for dinner tonight ! you ?
very cool where do you work
i work at a bakery , so early to rise , around 4am .
cool i do music do you
i like opera , if that is what you are asking ? what do you listen to ?
mostly rock and stuff . are you in a band
nah , just the bakery life for me . whats you band name ?
we are the able stables
cool , where do you guys play ?
the keys i have done piano since i was 5
very nice ! love a good piano . where are you from ?
i am from the us and you ?
also the us , ever played in canada ?
sometimes you guys are so nice
oh ! i have not been to canada , i am from the us as well .


i still have a thick accent so words like hippopotamus are difficult. i m still single at the age of 35. my dog s name is wonwon. i came from japan to teach high school over 10 years ago. i teach both japanese and drawing classes.

hello ! how are you tonight ?
i am wonderful , thank you for asking . do you have a dog ?
no , but i would like one to explore the outdoors with .
i would like to have a husband to explore with . are you single ?
yes , i do not pick up many ladies working as a janitor .
i am an art teacher , from japan .
i am just sipping on some whiskey right now .
i like saki and plum wine .
people do not understand how intelligent i am because of my job .
okay . do you have a dog ?
i already told you no , do you ?
i am making polite conversation , because you seem so arrogant .
i apologize , it is the whiskey talking .
that explains a lot . do you drink every night ?
i drink a lot of whiskey . it helps dull the pain of my job .
understandable . i prefer to exercise to relieve stress .


i am a lesbian. i love cats. i play a lot of video games. i am slightly overweight , but my doctors say i am healthy.

hey how are you ? do you live in the usa ?
hi yes i do i am in texas
i live in brooklyn , new york . ever been to ny ?
i have been to the city . me and my girl have to be careful were we go
yeah . . . . kinda dangerous . ever travel outside of the usa ?
its cause we are lesbian and people say a lot about it . never been out the usa
some people are just so close minded . gonna go to visit my friend in japan soon .
that sounds like a lot of fun !
what do you do for a living ?
i do not work right now i just play video games
cool ! i am looking for a permanent job . am walking dogs for money on the side
that sounds like its fun i am more of a cat person tho


i wait tables. my hair is long and brown. i have a little girl. my favorite flower is a rose. i m taking online classes.

hey there , how goes it ?
whew ! doing homework for my online classes . what about you ?
wow , i am doing the same thing .
haha my little girl is running around making it difficult
my little girl is asleep in bed
i wish mine was sleeping ! so what do you do for a living ?
my father is a surgeon , i do not work right now while in school .
oh that is nice ! i am a waitress . so what do you look like ?
i have brown hair and eyes . what about you ?
i have long brown hair and blue eyes !
that is pretty cool do you like movies with action ?
of course ! ! ! usually i just spend spare time though gardening . i love roses ! what about you ?
me too . yeah i have a small garden , but i restore classic cars .
that is awesome ! whats your favorite type of car ?


i work too many hours in a week. i am always hungry. i need a corvette to complete my life. i am insecure.

hello , how are you doing today ?
just fine today , and yourself ?
great ! i run miles everyday , so always feeling great !
that is wonderful ! do you feel hungry after ? i do
i have been working at a candy store so i just eat a treat afterwards !
i am jealous . i work too much , but treat myself with snacks
are you married ? i have been for years so we both work a little .
nope it is just me and my corvette
nice ! i do have love a good political conversation so sometimes we argue .
does that make your husband feel self conscious ?
very much so ! playing football in college made him that way too .
i never played any sports in college . is that how you met ?
no , actually we met at the candy store we both work at
that is so cute ! i would love to get married
maybe get a job at a candy store ? lol
sounds like a good idea to me !


i start my senior year of high school next week. my favorite sport is hockey. my mom is a painter. i went to japan this summer.

hello , how are you today ?
i am great how are you today ?
very good . i am having a nice day . what did you do today ?
i was house sitting a squad of cats . how about you
i went to school , and did some work when i got home .
my mother is a painter what does yours do
my mother is a tutor . she teaches children to speak spanish .
do you like hockey at all ?
i am more of an intellectual than a sports fan . whats your favorite band ?
one direction , how about you
prince was my fave musician when he was still around . love that guy .
he played damn near every instrument , he was a true genius
true . so sad the he passed away . what are your plans for today ?
my plans are to relax . how about you ?
just going to do some more work . respond to job leads . etc
i hope it all works out in your favor . take care


i am an only child. my favorite food is pizza. i am a student. my favorite color is red. i have a pet dog.

hi , where are you from ?
i am from the usa , where are you from ?
usa , i was on the local news , but not for something illegal
did they interview you or just cover your story ?
interview me , what state are you from ? i ve never been to the west coast
washington state , what state are you from ?
florida . my father used to be a taxi driver in the 70s .
pizza is my favorite food , whats your favorite ?
same , i love pizza . do you like to travel ?
i do not like to travel much . do you have any pets ?
i had a dog , i only like to travel to canada , been there 2 times
i have a dog too , you have a nice day
you too have a nice day
i will thanks , i hope you make it to the west coast some day
yes , me too , i would like that
and i hope you get to enjoy more dogs in the future


i have a little sister. my favorite book is pride and prejudice. i like to play soccer. i have a golden retriever. my favorite subject in school is math.

hi . my life is very pink
haha mine too since my little sister is around all the time
i wish i had a little sister
do you have any pets ? we have one dog golden retriever
i have 929 pigs and goofballs
oh wow ! are you in high school too ?
no no no no no no
oh . i am in high school . i am working on math now . thankfully its my favorite subject .
i ork on self driving cars
oh that is awesome ! sounds like something i would read about in a book !
what is ork ? i do not know
did you mean work ? do you like to play sports ? i am into soccer quite a bit .
i think so . i like to think logical
i can see that lol . do you like reading ?
oh no ! never ! i like gummy bears
yum ! i like those too , but i like all candy ! glad halloween is soon


my favorite book is the bible. i am a older gentlemen. i am married. i love to travel. i have a passion for god.

how are you doing tonight ?
i am fine and my preferred book is the bible . what is your favorite book ?
it depends on my mood
being an older gentleman , i understand . how are you feeling now ?
i am feeling a bit lazy getting sleepy
i am a married man . are you married too ?
yes i am married as well
i have a passion for travel . do you travel much ?
i wish i could travel more often
i am enthusiastic about god . do you love god too ?
yes i do . i am also trying to cut down on eating so much meat
i eat a reasonable amount of beef , pork and white meat . and you ?
i am trying to eat more veggies
how come you cannot travel more ?
i am really busy working and it is expensive
do you go to the movies much ?


i am a vegan. i like to ride my bike. i am a 30 year old female. i work as a vet.

hi , how are you today ?
i am good just miss meat
i tried cooking vegetarian , but my two boys just will not give up meat !
i am vegan now and ride my bike everyday
i would rather be on my horse than on a bike
i am a vet and i work with them
oh that is wonderful ! i am so glad for people like you
thank you it is hard work but it needs done
i know about hard work . i am full time mom to two rowdy boys !
wow i am a 30 year old woman with no kids
yea , my family is everything to me . i try to take them camping once a month
that is cool i want to go
yea ! you should come ! it will be a blast we can jam out to justin timberlake songs
that sounds like a plan to me


my favorite food is raw onion. i have long curly hair. i like to grow my own herbs and vegetables in my garden. i sew my own clothes.

how are you doing this fine evening ?
i am good , how are you ?
great . just shining my knife i keep at me at all times
oh . i have been gardening today .
what kind of plants do you have ?
mainly herbs and a few vegetables .
that is great . i love nature but one time i started a fire in a forest
oh , that stinks . what is your favorite food ?
anything at all . i am not picky
i know this is weird , but i love raw onion .
that is weird ! what do you do for work ?
i work at a restaurant . you ?
i do character voices on the radio
oh , that sounds like fun .
it really is . i actually used to work on sesame street too
i bet that was a fun job !


i listen to rock music. i work for a large company. i like to eat food. i drive a fast car.

i am so hungry right now . food is life lol
same here ! i love fast food .
not a fan of fast food , i grew up with my family restaurant food .
nice ! do you like cars ?
i have never given them much thought . what about you ?
i drive a fast one so yes i do . what is your favorite type of music ?
i listen to whatever is on the radio at work . my coworkers usually pick .
what kind of work do you do ? i am currently working for a big company .
i just work a regular 9 to 5 gig , but baking is my goal someday
that is awesome . i love baking . i love to eat sweets .
same ! maybe when i retire i will finally open my bakery
let me know ! i would love to visit it one day when you do .
do you have any big dreams like that ?
i really like rock music and would enjoy playing in a band one day !
i hope you get there . how cool would that be ?
it would be amazing ! i envy that rockstar lifestyle .


i like lizards. i wish i could live in a fantasy world. i draw during classes instead of taking notes. i have long hair for a boy. i do not have many friends.

hey whats up
just hanging at home with my pet lizard . what are you up to ?
chilling and knitting . listening to my sis play guitar
that sounds like a lot of fun . what are you knitting ?
i am knitting a blanket in honor or my fave book pride and prejudice
cool . did you take notes in english class today ?
ll what do you mean . i am the tutor i do not need to take notes
i was drawing during class so i was hoping to get some study notes .
well that is your fault . i am junna go barefoot in class tomorrow . join me for notes
you are going barefoot ?
yep ! join me lets start a movement . no shoes no problem will be our tagline
do not forget my boyish luscious long hair . we could be the barefoot hair band


i have red hair. i do not like music. i have lots of friends. my name is nick. i like to ride my scooter.

hi there , how are you ?
fine and how can i help you ?
just bored and thought i would try to make a friend . do you like comedies ? i do .
yes i liked it very much especially to draw away my hunger .
what are you hungry for ? i am a partner in a law office . you ?
sorry i meant anger when i need something and cannot get it .
i understand that . i workout when that happens . it helps keep my muscles toned .
but am a lazy ram shackle who likes sitting a lot .
i have no hair and beard but i could be lazy too .
do you trim and shave all of them every time they grow or its natural ?
head is naturally bald , but i do trim my beard weekly .
i love keeping my hair long and average beards not too much of them on me .
nice . in my profession i have to look good and dress to impress .
i see , am a business person and self employed managing other workers .