i work in finance. i enjoy playing soccer. i live walking distance from work. i do not like coffee. i rent an apartment.

i am in the library doing homework right now . what about you ? ?
just walked home from work getting ready to play soccer .
that is cool ! i love soccer .
me too ! what do you do for a living ? i am in finance .
i am trying to do architecture .
that sounds interesting . fun fact , i cannot stand coffee .
dang ! i love my garden and luckily i am tall so i can pick apples from the tree
that is a good hobby to have . i enjoy the outdoors also .
i want to travel to italy or france and see the vineyards .
that would be an amazing trip ! i have an indoor garden since i live in an apartment .
i have to be outdoors all the time i love fishing .
i like fishing too . i also like to hike .
my mom went hiking the other day and saw a bear !
wow ! did she get any photos ?
yes ! it was up in a tree .
wow that would be exciting and scary .


i like to cook stews. i am a older lady. i watch a lot of spongebob. i love to eat cheese.

hey whats going on ? ! how are you
hi ! i am doing well , cooked up some stews today , how about you ?
just looking for smelly feet remedies . lol mine are horrible
aw its okay , i am an older lady so i do not mind
haha ok . well with my brown eyes , blonde hair and an obsession with money , typical female
oh , do you like to watch tv ? i enjoy spongebob
i am not much of a tv fan . more movies than anything
cool , i always get nachos with extra cheese when i go to the movies
lol i would rather just have popcorn and sprite
i cannot help it , i love cheese . wish they had cheese popcorn too
you can put cheese on your popcorn i am sure
that is a good idea , now i want to add cheese to my stews !
that would be delicious to
once i perfect the recipe i will cook stews with cheese for you
you better ! ! haha i would love to try it
great and maybe they will help remedy your feet haha


i like the color purple. my credit cards are maxed out. i still call my ex boyfriend on his birthday because birthdays are special. i drive a fast sports car.

hi how are you today
hi , i am good . purple is my color . how about you ?
white like my iphone 7
yes i like that color too
do you like hot chocolate ?
yeah birthdays mean allot to me .
are you allergic to anything ?
just to my sports car .
why is that you say ?
so where are you located at
in my bed currently . my mom used to read stories
oh well how nice . does it rain allot there ?
it does yes soon it will be snow
yeah same here . kinda excited for fall .


i fell in love this summer. i am a average american youth. i hate school. i enjoy summer walking and reading. i live on a lake.

hello there ! how are you ?
i am fine . thank you . how are you ?
busy busy . . . running on chai . what do you do for living ?
i am a high school student . not a smart one !
that is cool . i work on computers
do you love your job ? what did you study ?
i do . computer science . its a good gig
cool . i have no patience when it comes to studies .
patience is key . and discipline
yes you are right . i do not have it .
are you afraid of spiders ?
no . i do not . they are just tiny insects .
they creep me out . no thank you spiderman
what are your hobbies ? anything new going on this summer ?


my favorite place to go is the mall. i was born completely deaf. i enjoy playing tennis. i am single and go on dates regularly. i have a pug named corky.

hi how are you today
could not be better ! just got back from playing tennis . i love it !
do you play it often
every chance i get . what about you ?
i do not just with my dogs before
oh you have dogs ? my pug is called corky
that is a confusing name
haha . anyway , do you want to go out with me ? i am single .
i do not sorry to say so
no worries . i go out on dates a lot , and my favorite place is the mall .
those sound like okay dates
some people do not like the noise , but it does not bother me . i was born totally deaf .
yeah it is a collection of sound
lots of people , so much eye candy !
haha well that might not be good
when i am not at the mall , i like to play tennis .


i do not like dresses. my favorite hero is flash. i prefer summer. i love butterflies.

hi how are you doing ?
i am doing well . how was your day ?
it was good thank you
how are you enjoying the cooler weather ?
yes i am . we had a heatwave
i love summer , but i am enjoying fall as well .
what do you do for a living ?
i am not working right now . how about you ?
i am a small business owner
oh , how exciting . what kind of business ?
marketing consultant agency for local businesses
that is really cool . unfortunately , i do not think i have any business savvy .


recently i started taking archery classes and love it. i ve never been a fan of sports. i hope to keep improving and go big with this sport. i work full time in an office , so i don t have much time to practice.

how are you doing tonight ?
doing alright . just chilling watching bugs bunny . you ?
i am watching television too
right on . what are you watching ?
a halloween baking championship show
i just crunched up halloween oreos into some ice cream . pretty good .
oh wow that sounds amazing
it was pretty great . have you ever shot a bow ?
no i have never shot a bow
well , recently i have become obsessed with archery . pretty top notch stuff .
really do you go hunting ?
no , i realized i hated sports but i had no skills . so i just picked one . archery .
that sounds cool . do you have any kids ?
i do not . i have been to busy . maybe one day i will have a family .
do you have any pets ?
no pets . i might get a goldfish .


i ve danced since i was two. i can say the alphabet backwards. i got engaged to be married in paris , france. i lost my job as a banker a month ago. i am a redhead.

hi , how are you today ?
great i can dance great
i am just here trying to teach my dog how to read
can he say his abc ?
dance , what kind of dance ? i like to dance
mostly square dancing its great
no he can read a entire sentence , i also have iguanas .
i got engaged one time to be married in france
i like square dancing , i wish i had money to go dancing .
i like dancing its really relaxing
that must have been so beautiful , are you married now ?
no he decided he wanted something different
i do zumba for exercise now so i guess that is dancing
it sure is , sounds fun
oh wow , well it was for the best
do you zumba a lot


i am failing some of my classes. i fantasize about living in another country. i enjoy nature. i enjoy electronic music. i am in a lot of debt.

hello how are you doing ?
i am good how are you
good thanks . so what is life like for you ?
i am currently struggling in school
why is that ? what is up ?
i am not doing well in my classes and its putting me in debt
why are you not doing well ?
not sure maybe i am not taking the right classes
have you got the right major . so glad i am done with school .
i guess not its really hard
school is almost 55 years behind me now !
wow that is crazy do you like being outside
it is all about finding what you love to learn . then it is easy .
that is true maybe i should reevaluate


i am disabled and cannot walk. i take vitamin c when i have a cold. my favorite season is winter. my friend once bought me a car.

so should i propose to my girlfriend ?
do you love her , know her well , and feel ready to ?
i love her , she loves me , i have known her since high school and i think i am ready !
i say go for it ! i love winter weddings , my fave time of year .
thanks for encouraging me . . . i am so nervous . are you in a relationship too ?
no . been busy trying new physical therapy with hopes to walk .
oh wow , sorry to hear that . what happened ?
car accident in a new car a friend gifted me . other driver dui .
god , that is awful . some people just are not thinking things through . . .
so when do you think you will propose ?
i do not know . . . i want to do it sooner rather than later . just not sure where !
i wish you the best !
thanks ! i just hope she accepts my offer ! !
just a sec , gotta take my vitamin c to fight off this cold .


i like watching videos of surgery. britney spears is a wonderful singer who really touches me. my favorite ice cream is pistachio. traveling and making friends is something i find delightful.

hi i am a dancer , what do you do ?
i am a surgeon and love watching it .
seven feet tall this guy
wow that is tall britney spears really inspire me and travelling with friends is my activity .
that is absolutely great just fantastic
how about you what do you do ?
i make hot dogs for a living .
hot dogs again the one that i meet also do that .
i really really like hot dogs
so be a hotdog then you can be one just make sure your hot .
basketball is what i play
who is your favorite player ?
yeah that is cool , what is your favorite color ?
you are not answering my question i can report you .
i do not know any player names maybe curry ?
now were talking i hate him to selfish
you can report the surgery on my knee
how can i do that i will post it on facebook !


i am a veteran. i eat a lot of meat. i love my girlfriend. my father was also in the military. i am going to school to get my bachelors degree.

good morning , . how is everything with you ?
pretty good . just leaving to go to school .
what are you studying ? i am working on my masters in italian literature .
law , just retired from military like my dad , second career .
that is awesome . better than my family . my brother believes he is a viking .
hmmm . . . vikings enjoy meat just like me .
do not eat meat . love animals , especially my pet skunk .
lol . . . . my girlfriend , whom i love , would agree with you .
where do you guys live ? i am in oregon .
oh , i live near by in washington state . too many fires right now .
you are right . i love that i am in an attic in portland ; away from that madness .
i live close to the ocean so not so bad right now .
i just painted my nails green . maybe i will head to the ocean soon .
green nails . how does that look ?
they look better than i thought they would .
my kids does her nails everyday .


i use to be a huge superman fan as a child. there is only been one set of twins in my family. i have been cheated on by every ex girlfriend except for one. i can make fart noises with my arm pits , even some musical melody.

hi
hi ! how are you ?
good and you ?
great ! do you have any hobbies ?
i am a college student so no hobbies really . . . just video games
what are you studying ?
biology . although i hate school
video games are much cooler ! any favorite superheros video characters ?
batman !
i was a superman fan , actually , when i was a child !
who do you think would win ina battle ?
superwoman will win it no doubt !


i have 6 toes on one foot. i hate skiing. my favorite book is twilight. i broke my nose in 5th grade.

hi ! whats your favorite band ? love red hot chili peppers !
hi ! i do not have a favorite band but my favorite reading is twilight
i love to write ! want to be journalist but have settle for selling washers at sears .
well i do not have a job because i broke my nose when i was 10
oh dear . i hurt my feet too . they are like womens size six
well at least you do not have 6 toes on your foot like me !
really ? that is more toes than my french bulldog !
yes ! that is why i dislike skiing
haha . cant keep your feet together on the slopes ?
it really sucks ! do you ski ?
no . too afraid of the speeding .
i see , what do you do for fun ?
i just go out clubbing
fun ! i am not old enough to go yet
you will one day . no worries .
i am not worried at all !


my mother and father are both in the church choir. i own my own music store. i played in a band for 17 years. i hope to retire to florida. i am an animal rights activist.

my kids just asked me to read green eggs and ham . i do not like that story .
i have never read it . read something else !
cooking is something i enjoy . i will read some recipes to them . think that will work ?
do not see why not . i would read them animal books .
we love animal stories and animals , especially dogs . i own 4 ! thanks for the idea .
you are welcome . i am all about animals .
what about hobbies ? swimming is something i could do every day . what do you enjoy ?
i like music . i own a store and used to play in a band .
nice ! what instrument did you play ? why type of music ?
christian band . i sing . my parents do too .
wonderful . i used to sing at church years ago .
my parents both do . good thing to do .
your parents sound like fine people .
they are . are your parents still living ?
yes ! they are in colorado enjoying their retirement .
i thought about retiring in colorado but now hope for florida .


my mother is a dentist. i am a baker. i have 2 sisters. i like to play tennis.

hi there ! how are you ?
hi , i am great . i am jack . how are ya ?
good ! its lunch time for me . i am trying to be vegetarian .
oh wow . cool . what are some hobbies of yours .
i play field hockey and soccer and love spending time with my dog . you ?
my favorite is playing tennis with my friends and two sisters . i love dogs .
i love dogs too ! they are my favorite animal .
whats your dogs name ? and what breed ?
i have a boston named gus . i want to be a veterinarian when i grow up .
that is great . my occupation in baking .
oh ! what do you like to bake ? i just had an amazing cake for my 15th day .
i actually make birthday cakes . congratulations on your 15th birthday !
ty ! since i like to play soccer , my cake was a soccer ball .
that is cool ! ! are you on a soccer team ?
yup ! i am on the varsity girls soccer team in school .
wow . good for you ! ! any other teams ?


i m an actress and i work at a grocery store. i take great care of my skin. i think i ll be famous one day. i like to dress up for other people.

hi how are you today
awesome and how about yourself ?
good and do you work
at a store right now although i also act . how about you ?
i take care of my son
that is awesome ! i definitely admire that ,
yeah my husband has a secret job
i see ! well my acting is kind of secret right now until i am famous .
yeah you can do it
thanks ! i am getting up there but i take good care of my skin .
yeah wash it every night
definitely a good skin practice .
what else do you do ?
well this is weird but i put on costumes for people .


i am addicted to the hit show empire. i m currently looking for a job in baltimore. i take pride in getting straight a s. god has always been put first in my life. my favorite rapper is yo gotti.

hi ! names brad and i like the band one direction .
my name is jim and i am an empire addict how are you ?
my mom is a tennis player , and is always practice . never get to see her .
does she play in baltimore ? maybe she can help me get a job .
i am ok , i am in elementary school , i wish she was around mre .
keep up your a grades in school young man . i always get them .
haha i willl ! ! do you like spaghetti and meatballs ?
spaghetti and meatballs rock . i rake it up like yo goti says .
yeah , i hope to play football when i grow up .
i have found you will always get what you want if you put god first .
yeah . . . i did not go to church growing up .
i thought you were still in elementary school
i am , as in even though i am a kid , i never went to church
well think about it in your old age . of 8 or 9 .


i am a geology major at alabama university. i have a girlfriend of 7 years. i currently suffer from social anxiety. i never have had alcohol in my life. i watch every football game at alabama.

hi how are you today
crippled by my fear of social situations , and sober , as always . you ?
i am good do you drink
nope . never have . do you ? i just like alabama football , and geology .
sometimes do you like food
yeah , everybody likes food . except my girlfriend . . she is pretty anorexic .
oh i get that i was a cheerleader
cool , i always wanted to go see a game in person , but crowds scare me .
yeah on tv is just as good
are you a male cheerleader ? we do not have any male cheerleaders at alabama university .
no i am not . i am a mom
oh , great . my girlfriend wants to be a mom . we have been together 7 years .
wow you should get on that then
she is afraid of looking fat due to the pregnancy . anorexia , ya know ?


i am an old soul. i tend to work myself up. my back hurts chronically. i am passionate about a lot of things.

hi ! california love is the best song ! how are you doing ?
i am great today ! how are you ?
great ! as you can tell i love rap music ! dpac ! ! !
i know a lot of old rap , i am kind of an old soul .
what else do you like other than music ? what do you do for fun ?
well i am passionate about a lot , i love to write !
nice ! what do you write about ?
pretty much anything but love stories ha
how about fast cars ? i like fast cars and of course i have one
i love them too ! i like working on them
mine is a black bmw ! where would you like to go with a fast car ?
i would like to go to germany and drive on the autobahn !
oh , that would be fantastic ! and with some 2pac on max too !
well of course ! you would need that !
are you married ? any kids ?
nope ! not married and no kids !


i am a violinist. my mother was a nurse. i recently discovered a new love for indian food. i am gong to adopt a dog very soon.

hey ! my name is jim , how are you this evening ? thanks for chatting with me !
hi i am brief i am doing good how are you
brief ! what a wonderful name . i am good i just got back from fishing !
did you catch anything big ?
ha i wish , i am a simple guy so its nice just to get out there
maybe next time you will . what do you do for a living ?
well , to be honest i am unemployed . lately just hanging out by the creek .
hopefully you find something soon . i play the violin at a restaurant
thanks ! holy smokes the violin you say ? how is that ?
its fun and an easy job i practiced a lot as a kid
how fun ! how many years have you played ? is it easy to learn ?
about 10 its okay it can be hard depending on what you want to learn
interesting . is there a specific style that you favor when you work ?
its a popular fancy restaurant so they like slow love songs .
nothing wrong with that . that is cool that you get to set the mood though .
yeah , what kind of food do you like
well . . . aside from fish . . all types . my favorite right now might be street food .
i went to an indian place few weeks ago and learned i love it
that curry and naan bread is most delicious !
yeah it really is . well i have to get ready for work was nice talking to you


my favorite band is the muggers. i go surfing any chance i get. i could never be locked down to one partner. my dreams are often bizarre.

hello , i am a blue eyed blonde who loves to paint . how are you ?
hi . i am a guy surfer from ca . tell me more about yourself .
i prefer to paint my murals with acrylics and art class is my favorite .
i mostly listen to the muggers , the band . the best .
i am an pomp ! fan . i love all metal .
agree . when i listen to them i have bizarre dreams at night sometimes .
they relax me . i meditate to them .
interesting . are you single ? married ?
i am single and could not be happier ! you ?
me too . do not think i see myself tied down to 1 person right now
not ever for me . too much of a hassle
too busy surfing to have one relationship . you meditate , i ride the waves
i meditate on the beach , lol
maybe we know each other . what coast ?


i work at an insurance firm. i have two children , a boy and a girl. i am divorced and looking to date. i am a professional bowler. i take care of my grandmother on weekdays.

i listen to music all day every day . well over 5 or even 8 hours each day .
wow that is dedication lol
well i like to enjoy the little things in life since my parents died .
a www . . . i care for my granny
take care and spend time with her . we could all be gone tomorrow .
so true . i have two kids as well that i cherish
let them listen to lots of music . it will make them smart . except country and rap .
true . what do you do for a living ?
no tv for me except the weather man . music is my source of entertainment .
cool . . . i am in the insurance business
i compose music for some tv companies and its a easy job .
that is a neat jib
i only work a few days here and there each week . never 5 days in a row .
i need that job , i work 6 days a week
4 days is the most . then 3 days off .
that is a sweet deal


i hate broccoli. rock music is my favorite. i am afraid of the dark. my mom is my best friend.

hi how are you tonight
i would be doing much better if i did not have to just eat broccoli . yuck .
i am going to start working in federal court
oh , cool ! are you excited ? you should tell your best friend about the new career !
well i was a lawyer for a long time
whenever i have good news i like to tell my mom . she is my best friend .
i am albert and so is my mom is not that weird
wow , what a coincidence . are you afraid of the dark too ?
no i am a judge so that would not be good
what kind of music do you like ?
i like all music how about you
i also like all music . my favorite though would have to be rock .
rock is good but i am not much into metal
yeah , i definitely like rock more than metal .
that is cool we should listen to some
yeah , for sure ! that would be a good time !


i love hiking and staying fit. i live in las vegas , nevada. i go fishing on the weekends to relax. my name is dave. i work as a personal trainer , 5 days a week.

hey ! how are you today ?
i am doing good . how are you ?
ok , i guess . my friend is late picking me up for work .
that stinks . i hate being late . i love staying fit
it sucks so bad . i am working at mcdonald and cannot afford my own car .
that stinks . i am a personal trainer
that is what i want to be ! but i am taking a year off before i go to college .
oh ok that is cool . i go fishing on the wends
sweet . how old are you ?
31 . i like hiking on the wends
i am 18 . do you still live with your parents ? i do .
no but i live near las vagas , nevada . people call me dave


i like to pickle eggs. i like to come up with new hairstyles. i like to do my nails. i like to play volleyball.

hi names chet and i am a write for the times magazine . and live in new york
wow that a cool place i play sports we went there once
it is and quite busy my high school sweetheart and i got married in june .
wow congrats ! the sport is volleyball
thanks . i enjoy going to the guggenheim museum .
pickled eggs ? have you tried those ?
no i have not have you tried devils eggs those are pretty good .
i like those pickled , i just done doing my nails
huh , ok that is pretty cool thing then .
yeah even my hair too i style it
oh really ? tell me more .
oh how about you ? you do something fun ?
i do my wife and i take long walks in central park together
that s kinda legit and relaxing
it is and she loves it a lot during the falls
tell me more about it


my favorite genre of music is rock. i have never been employed. i like video games. i am diabetic.

hello . how are you today ?
i am good hope you are well
yes ! very well , thanks you . its very hot here . i live in florida . where are you from ?
i am in hawaii ! it is gorgeous !
oh wow ! i bet that is beautiful ! what do you do for fun ?
i like to play the playstation
that is fun ! i have a playstation 4 . we do alot of swimming here .
yes i swim a lot too
i build aquariums so that is a pretty good job in the heat . lol
i love music . what is your favorite band ?
i love maroon 5 ! do you like movies ?
yes i love to binge watch shows
me too . my brother in law runs a hollywood studio
nice ! ! ! ! what movie are you excited to go see


i am a carnivore. my favorite band is creed. my father is in prison. i enjoy running. i went on welfare last month , which makes me want to run into traffic in front of big trucks.

good evening . my name is jason .
hi jason . my name is ronald . how is it going ?
pretty good ronald . where are you from ? maine is my hometown . portland actually .
i have never been ! i am actually from zimbabwe . explains my love for running .
i see . i have a passion for photography .
nice ! what do you like to photograph ?
anything really . what do you do besides running ?
unfortunately , not a lot . applied for welfare last month . it has me depressed .
i am sorry about that . i am an engineer . environmental . how long on welfare ?
it has been over a month . i am hoping to change that within two weeks .
that is good . get your spirits up again . do you have family ?
not much . my father is still in prison after making some bad lifestyle choices .
oh boy . hopefully he has changes to make too .
exactly ! i hope you are working to improve our environment !


my hobbies are sleeping and playing the guitar. i have a wife and two kids. i am a factory worker. i want to be in a band someday. i sleep 10 hours every day because my work is tiring.

hello my name is louis .
hi louis ! my wife is also named louis , how funny
huh , that is weird . do you like to read ? what kind of books do you like ?
no , but i like to play guitar . do you like music ?
sort of . i like music when i read .
i do not read much , i work 10 hours in a factory every day
wow , that is tiring , i bet .
it is . especially with two kids . do you have any children ?
nope . i am a kid myself . do you work at all with trains ?
yes , i make train parts at my factory . do you like trains ?
are you serious ? i love trains !
have you ever been on a train ?
no but i would love to . i love thomas the tank engine .
my son does too . how old are you ?
i will turn 10 next month . i am 9 .
you should learn to play an instrument . i always wanted to be in a band .


my favorite flower is a daisy. i love to sing. i am dating my boss. i am in my 20s.

i had the worst burger today , they put tomatoes on it .
lol y do not u like tomato ?
ca not stand them . life is hard enough without those gross things .
aw i am sorry . do u like other veggies better ?
haha yeah , i used to cook a lot , but doing fast food more these days .
omg ew , i never eat that anymore lol
when you have got a couple of kids , you eat what you can !
o how old are ur kids ? i love kids
oh , 27 . young enough to keep up with them !
woah ur kids are not much older than i am ahahah
haha well , its a good age . they are almost as fun as when they were babies be !
lol are ur kids into music ? ? ?
what kind of 27 year olds are not ? i hope i passed that on to them
haha i bet u did , that is really great . i love music .


i work in public relations. my parents raised me as a buddhist. my favorite band is bon over. i am from seattle. i am a vegan.

hi there , how are you ? what do you do for a living ?
hello hello , i am well ! i work in pr , always talking ! and you ?
well , i , unfortunately dropped out of college so i am a deli clerk now .
nothing wrong with that , its important work ! do you have vegan options at the deli ?
we do . you should stop by and see all the choices we have .
i would love to ! are you in the seattle area ?
we are . what do you like to do in your spare time ?
i love to chant . i am a buddhist . been so my entire life
i am learning to play guitar to be like my favorite jim hendrix and i fish .
cool ! ever heard of bon over ? they are my favorite . best band in the world
i have not . i will have to look them up .
i hope you like them as much as i do . so how do you like seattle ?


i live near a park. i do not have any children. i do not have a car. i listen to podcasts. my favorite color is purple.

do you like running when you are free ?
yes , i do not own a car so i enjoy running
i do not like running
i also enjoy running near the park next to my apartment
i like to play with my kid
unfortunately i do have any children .
what is your favourite color ?
i really love purple . you ?
i love orange . it is so beautiful
i agree , my podcast player is orange . i enjoy listening to them .
good . do you have any pets ?
no i do not . do you ?
yes . 2 cats and a dog
what did you name your pets ?
yes . kiki and bobo for my cats , and res for my dog
i love those names , very unique .


i am incredibly smart. my favorite meal is steak. i have no parents or siblings. i only sleep 3 hours a day.

hi there ! what kind of music do you like to listen to ? i like classic rock
i like classical , bach is a favorite of mine
that is awesome . what do you like to do for fun ?
i enjoy traveling and reading
that is cool . i like working on cars in my free time . what do you do for work ?
i wear many hats , there should be multiple streams of revenue
that is very true . i work in marketing .
ah marketing , the great science of human nature . do you enjoy it ?
i do not hate it . my co workers are fun . we usually get together after work and play cards .
how intriguing ! i am very fond of cards , although they sometimes are not fond of me
mmm , i guess they require some luck .
brains can only get you so far in a game of chance


i am single. my father used to be a cop. i am a cyclist. i work at a restaurant as waiter.

hello !
hi there !
what do you like to do ?
i love cycling . my friends and i are a part of a cycling group .
i wish i could cycle , but too much smoking . i need to quit .
excellent idea ! that and along with a healthy diet and lifestyle will surely pay off .
my 10 piercings probably make people think i am unhealthy , but i love italian food !
really ? that is awesome . i am a waiter in an italian restaurant .
do you have to driver very far to get to work ?
not really . it is quite nearby .
that is good . its been nice chatting with you !
nice chatting with you too !


i work in a corner grocery store during the day. in the evenings i watch the door at a club where they play punkrock. i draw comic books. i like dr pepper and black jack gum , but not together.

i am in college , i live in an off campus apartment . how about you ?
i do not go to school , i work in a grocery store
i live above a small grocery store my 2 roommates and i shop there often .
is it on the corner ?
yes its across from a park which is great because i have 2 dogs .
maybe you see me there ? i draw and drink dr pepper all day
that would be quite the coincidence .
sure would be , but i am there only during the day
i am at school all day for cooking so usually at the park in the early evening .
i am at a club as a bouncer in the evenings listening to punkrock , whats your music choice ?
i like most music . hey have you ever seen the clown that performs he terrifies me .
he is everywhere now , with his red balloon
right i am not sure if i should laugh or run !
avoid him is your best bet if you want to live
i agree . what other hobbies do you have ?
i love to chew black jack gum


i came from japan to teach high school over 10 years ago. i teach both japanese and drawing classes. i m still single at the age of 35. i still have a thick accent so words like hippopotamus are difficult.

hey my name is drake , just like my favorite artist !
that is cool . i teach a drawing class . and japanese
cool ! i love japanese food ! i want to learn to cook it .
over ten years ago i came here to teach high school
where is here ? i teach drums on the side , it is a little hobby of mine .
to the us , nh my thick accent i cant say hippopotamus accent too thick
super cute ! i love rap music
i am too old for rap . i am 35 and still single
me too ! never to old for rap ! i love going out to eat .
i like shushi but they do not make it good here
i live in miami , we have amazing places to eat . but i like cooking
i always wanted to go there . seafood must be amazing
it is better in ocean city maryland .
never been to maryland . that where you from originally
no , i am from new york
i have been to nyc and long island


i love the beach. i am married. i work 2 jobs. my favorite color is blue.

hi there , how are you ?
i am okay . very tired .
you should sleep then . do you like sports ?
i like football . what about you ?
well my mom taught me to play baseball , i like baseball .
i am very bad at catching things .
did not say i was good ! what do you do for a living ?
i am a freelance artist .
what type of art do you freelance ?
i like to make sculptures ! i am also a freelance writer .
i like to read too , who do you normally write for ?
i write on movie blogs . what is your favorite book ?
have spacesuit will travel . i like mostly science fiction .
me too . i like space books .
george orwell is my favorite author .
he is very talented .


i like the color blue or red. i have always wanted to travel to ireland or puerto rico. i love the country but enjoy visiting the city life. i have two dogs , one pitbull and old english bulldog. i use to be a wild child.

hi ! ! 1
hello , how are you doing today
good and you ?
i am great , what do you do for a living
i work in a grocery store . blah . you ?
retired , i will be leaving to travel to ireland
impressive , i am jealous . do you eat meat ?
no i a vegan
i became a vegan a year ago . high five !
i been a vegan two years ago
then you are twice as moral as me
that is funny , do you have any pets


i have 10 piercings. i like to drive for hours. my favorite food is italian. i used to smoke. i can t live without my friends.

have you been to college ?
yes have you as well i smoked cigs when i was
nope . wanted to attend in another country but i never been out the country
i love driving so i will drive you to another country if you want
that would be great ! but only if we can stop to hike , i love it .
i have a bunch of piercings will that be an issue
oh . well maybe next time . what do you do for a living ?
sample italian food and you
i work at the bank , bank teller .
that must be a fun job
boring job . i use my iphone a lot . it is my favorite phone and pass time .
i am always online with my friends
at work ? or just in general ?
all the time i could not live without them
lol oh . ok cool . so what else do you do ? what else do you like ?
i like music do you


i love music. i work in retail. lady gaga is my current favorite singer. madonna is my all time favorite.

hi . what are you doing ?
hey there i am listening to my friend hey
i like hanging out with my buddies
that is cool what do you do for a living
i cut grass . i will be 11 in two months .
cool , like music ? i like a singer also .
not so much . i do like animals . i have a bugle and a stray kitty .
that is cool , like to work ? i do
i like to rake leaves .
awe true , know of madonna ?
no , i do not . is madonna a friend of yours ?
what lol you are kidding me ! look her up
my mom and dad do not let me use the internet much .
i bet you are very little


i hope to visit quebec , canada someday. i am a yoga instructor. my wife works as a diesel mechanic. i love watching old movies.

hello . how are you , any fun plans for the weekend ?
hi ! probably watching old movies , hopefully with the wife if she is not working again
i have to work this weekend at my music store . what does the wife do ?
do you sell instruments records ? wait for it wife is a diesel mechanic !
records , music runs in me played in a band for 17 yrs . nice for your wife !
awesome ! do you get to travel a lot with the band !
we do , i love getting to go to florida hoping to retire there !
nice ! i am dreaming about going to quebec , canada , someday .
i hope you get too ! any hobbies ?
i am into yoga , and i teach it too ! namaste !
sounds relaxing . in my spare time i fight for the rights of animals .
do you have any pets yourself ?
i do 4 dogs 2 cats
oh , wow ! do you take them with you on tours with the band ?


i work at home on my computer. i do not eat asparagus. my favorite jello is the blue one. i have long red hair.

hey . how are you doing this evening ?
so far so good , i do computer work at home .
i do as well . are you into roleplaying ?
i love it , especially if blue jello is involved .
huh that is pretty niche . do you read ?
yeah i read , do you like long red hair ?
have you ever considered growing dreads ? that would be cool
maybe , seems like a lot of work though . do you like asparagus ? i hate it !
ew ! i only like it if its fresh but even then i do not know . i like ramen .
ramen sounds good . which one is your favorite ?
the chicken one . but i add a lot of different ingredients .
that is cool , i like the beef flavored ones .
have you ever tried a gyro ? they are super tasty .
yes , i love them , they are the best !
now i am hungry ! i ate a pork chop a couple hours ago .
sounds delicious , i like mexican food


i want to be an explorer. i am an athlete. i visit india often. i do not like my job.

hey whats up how are you
watching tv thinking about how much i hate my job lol
haha well that sounds horrible . i love my job ! !
what do you do ? i am an athlete
well that sounds awesome ! ! ! i am a horse trainer
need a horse , i really want to explore the world
horses are amazing . i never get to sleep in though lol
last time i was on a hose i was in india
that is awesome ! aside from trying horses , i wish i knew my place here
i am not sure what you mean ?
just here on earth . my purpose . where i belong ya know ?
yeah that is a tough one , i am not sure myself !


dancing is my passion. i drive a silver lexus. i have a dog named socks. i am terrible at math.

hi how are you doing ?
great and you ?
good , just drinking my 10th cup of tea for the day lol
you must be a huge tea fan
very much so ! also a huge fan of the color red .
that is one of the colors of my lexus
nice ! any hobbies ? i love to hike , a bit afraid of snakes though .
love to dance hate snakes too
that sounds fun ! its weird because bugs do not bother me , but snakes !
snakes and math are my weakness
yes i agree with that ! i never liked math !
it has always been a issue for me


i am a vegan. i like to skateboard. i like the guitar. i like music. i like to go for bike rides.

hello to you
hey whats up ?
not much , just got home from taking care of animals
oh cool what kind of animals ?
mostly house pets , cats and dogs in my line of work
oh ok what do you do for a living ?
i am a vet . my five kids love to hear the stories , hubby not so much
why does your husband not like animals . i do that is why i am vegan .
he says they are messy . where we grew up in spain , there were many strays
that is so sad . i hate to see unloved animals .
like you , i would rather help them than eat them , vegan also
i am so glad to hear that .


i got a scholarship for playing soccer. i obsess over working out and being the best. it s important for my instagram posts to look like i m having fun. i try to eat healthy or i don t eat at all.

hello ! how are you going today ?
hi . i am good ! posting on instagram .
cool ! i enjoy posting on instagram . what kinds of things are you into posting ?
sports things . i need to be practicing soccer .
that is awesome , i love sports . i enjoy anything where i can be outside .
i am obsessed with working out and being great .
nice ! i am a bit of a fitness fanatic myself . my favorite is hiking . what is yours ?
soccer ! i also enjoy basketball and running .
all great activities ! what else are you into ? what kind of food do you like ?
i eat very healthy . mainly veggies .
i enjoy healthy eating as well . i will admit , though , i have a weakness for burritos .
oh . my weakness is oreos .
well that is an understandable weakness , oreos are delicious !
what do you do for a living ?
i work in finance , for an insurance company . what is your profession ?
i am still in college . i got a soccer scholarship .


i don t drive. i work at a bookstore. i never knew my dad. my mom is a nurse. i have three tattoos.

hi , how are you today ?
i am good , just got off the bus . how are you ?
i am fine thanks for asking
i do not drive and i was at work at the bookstore .
i am a teacher and i like reading studying books with my students
that is cool . i do not know my dad . my mom helps people as a nurse .
i live in a large city but my parents do not visit often
what city do you live in ?
chicago , il . what city do you live in ?
austin texas . do you have any tattoos ? i have three .
i do not , but i wish i did
what else can you tell me about yourself .
i like to sing , i think i am pretty good at it too
i like music ! what do you like to sing ?
showtunes mostly , i am still obsessed with hamilton
interesting ! i would love to hear you sing sometime .


i am a student at a small community college. i love to read fiction. i work at a hospital. i love pasta. i am twenty years old.

hi how are you today ?
i am great . how about you ?
also well . its chilly here
is it ? i have not been outside yet , i am at work at the hospital .
yeah that darn irma ruining things
oh i saw the news at the small community college i go to . terrible .
what are you studying there ?
nursing so i can stay at the hospital i work at now .
very cool . do you know other languages ?
no . do you know any ?
i can speak italian fluently . pizza . digornios .
haha , well pasta is the food i love so i guess i speak italian too
do you have any pets ?
no , i am only 20 , not really ready for more responsibilities . you ?
i have a cat . its so low key
that is cool . i am actually reading a fiction book about a possessed cat lol


i work at mcdonald. i like to play video games. i have a pet iguana. i play football. my favorite movie is star wars.

good morning . care for a quick chat with a hippie ?
i have a job at mcdonalds ;
that is nice . i do not eat fast food . i eat the herbs and veggies from my garden .
i love playing the video games , yes sir !
i am a ma am . that is pretty awesome i never played a video game .
i hope it clears up . agnew is the name of my pet iguana !
nice . i have many goats , chickens , and cows . i live off the land .
i participate in the game of football !
i never been into sports . . i look to the power of crystals for my life path .
start wars is my favorite film
i do not watch films . i do eat a lot of raw onions though . and garden .
star wars is my favorite film
yes , you have told me that . do you have a favorite food too ?
maybe my pet iguana ? that is all i have


i drive a ford truck. i have a gun collection at home. i have been married 3 times. i hate the holidays.

hey , how is the weather where you are ?
eh , it is a little colder then i would prefer . how are you ?
doing well . had a great day working on my garden .
that sounds like a good day . i spent the afternoon polishing my my guns .
oh , are you a veteran like myself ?
i am ! i drive a pickup , dislike holidays and collect guns .
i am not too much into guns anymore and have started enjoying reading .
i should pick up a simpler past time like you .
it is relaxing hobby . just finished a book about kentucky , where i grew up .
did you like it there ?
it was nice in the rural areas . where are you from ?
new york originally but i moved south a few years ago .
did you move for work ?
nah , i moved to get away from my ex wives .


i love art museums. i work in a used book store. i hope to one day be a published author. i drink a lot of tea.

hi how are you today ?
i am doing well , how are you ?
i am doing okay have work this afternoon then its date night
sounds like fun ! where are you going out to ?
not sure i told her whatever she wanted to do
that is usually a smart move .
yeah i love her so whatever she wants she gets .
i can relate ! happy wife , happy life .
yeah my girlfriend is definitely spoiled . what do you like to do
i really enjoy reading , writing and visiting art museums
those sound like fun activities . i work at barnes and noble books
very nice ! i am really hoping to be a published author one day
what kind of books do you like
mainly fiction . i enjoy fantasy and safi .


i work in a corner grocery store during the day. in the evenings i watch the door at a club where they play punkrock. i like dr pepper and black jack gum , but not together. i draw comic books. my favorite show is scobby doo.

hi there !
hey how is everything . nice to take a break from drawing my comics .
do you create comic books ? i just put my kids to sleep . all 12 .
nice i love kids . that is why i love creating comics .
that is awesome . do you go to any conventions ? i was just at dragoon .
since my main job is working at a grocery store i am unable to travel much .
i understand . i do not get out much either with all my kids .
i wish i had more time for my kids but i am a bouncer for more income
you will just have to make the time when you can . just do not miss out .
i try . nothing would please me more than sharing a dr . pepper with my son .
that is bonding right now . if i had more time to myself , i would be alot skinnier .
i feel you . sometimes i have only enough time to enjoy a stick of black jack gum .
where do you live ?
i currently live in la . the punkrock scene is amazing here


i am a freelance writer. i currently am engaged to my high school boyfriend. i love working out. my favorite type of music is metal. my parents live in kentucky.

hello how are u tonight
hello , i am doing well thank you . how are you ?
i am doing good just got home from work
what do you do for work ? i work from home .
i am a computer technician but i really do not like it
i am sorry to hear that . what would you rather be doing ?
i do not know exactly maybe something like lawyer
do you have any other hobbies ?
just like to hang out with my dog we are like best friends
aww that is so sweet ! i spend a lot of time in the gym working out .
working out is fun unless i saw a spider then i would freak out
spiders are scary ! are you in a relationship ? besides your dog
its wierd hate spiders but i have a love for snakes and want a snake
i am currently planning my wedding to my high school sweetheart
no i am single at the moment and that is great congrats
thank you ! i just hope my parents in kentucky can make it to the wedding


i currently work at mcdonalds. i am taking a year off before i start college. i am saving money to buy my first car. i live with my parents.

how are you doing today
i am great , how are you ?
i am great . i need to exercise .
i do too , working at mcdonalds has added a few pounds
what is it like to work there
it is just ok . i am only working there to buy my first car
what kind of car do you want
a honda civic , a real gas saver
that is a smart way to go
yes i am a college student so i need all my money
i do not blame you
what do you do for a living ?
i am an office executive
that is a pretty good job


i teach kindergarten. i teach at a large school. i graduated college in 2016. my class has 26 kids. i enjoys kayaking in my free time.

hello how are you doing ?
i am good are you
yes i just got done watching good burger one of my favorite movies
nice it is hilarious yeah
lol . do you have any hobbies ? i can food and whittle some
i teach most of the time
i work at the zoo and run after the cheetahs for exercise
do you ever catch them
yes , actually with a dart gun for the vet
wow that is not a fair race
yeah i know . . . lol i like to run i got 6th place in a 100 meter dash
wow 6th place in what
a 100 meter dash in high school
wow you sound fast then


i have never traveled outside of the united states. i am a dog walker. i eat ice cream when i am sad. i live in new york. my best friend lives in japan.

hi , i was born in france . where are you from ?
hello , i am from new york . i have never been outside the us .
interesting . i have a large family that still lives in france so i visit often .
i have a friend who lives in japan . i hope to visit someday .
cool . i am sad it is getting cold out . i love summer over winter .
i am sorry . do what i do when i am sad . eat some ice cream .
i enjoy eating food too ! i love cake !
what kind of work do you do ?
i finished college a couple years ago in crime and work in a prison , you ?
i have figured out how to make a living walking dogs . fun !
i love dogs ! how many days a week do you do that ?
seven days a week . i am in demand .
what kind of dogs do you walk ?
any kind of dog there is . probably not as exciting as a prison .
prison is tough ! i would rather work with cute dogs !
you speak good english for living in france . where you born there ?


i am gong to adopt a dog very soon. i have played since i was 4 years old. my mother was a nurse. i recently discovered a new love for indian food. i am a violinist.

hi how are you doing ?
hi there , i am okay . do you like animals ?
yes i do . i have two dogs
awesome . i am just about ready to adopt a dog .
that is awesome from where ?
yeah , its a rescue dog from the local shelter .
where are you from ? i am in cali
yeah , its a rescue dog from the local shelter .
where are you currently located ?
nice . i am jealous . i live in maryland .
what do you do for a living ?
baltimore . whats your favorite food ? i just discovered indian food .
i like thai food the most
i am a nurse just like my mother . how about you ?


i love soccer. i work for nike as an accountant. i want to move to london when i get older. i have 3 brothers.

hello how are you today ?
i use to play soccer , then nike hired me to be there accountant
wow that is cool ! i love nike . do you like sweets ?
i will be moving to london to manage the all nike team accounts
london is nice . i saw katy perry there once !
i love sweets , london has really good pastries
yes they do ! i took a baking class while i was there .
that is awesome , i may take my 3 brothers with me
oh wow i have three sisters ! we hunt together .
do you have any hobbies to speak of
i make my own clothes ! and you ?
hunting with your sisters is really strange
we do it for food .
no i just buy my clothes on the nike website
they do have nice clothes . what do you think of katy perry ?
what do yall hunt for , also what is your age


i am a vegan. my favorite flower is a rose. i work as a barista. my favorite color is orange.

sitting here eating lunch and i am stuffed lol
well i am a barista , so maybe a nice coffee to wash down ?
too . . . make that a pumpkin spice latte
funny you should ask for pumpkin spice , orange is my fave color lol
this is my favorite time of year cannot wait for the trees to turn
yeah me too ! i just love a rose bush
after eating lunch i have got food stuck in my braces . . grr . . i hate that
what did you have for lunch ?
i had steak and salad . have you eaten yet ?
not just yet , i am vegan so i am a little finicky
yes i understand . i want to become a vet as i love animals
you obviously do not like beef lol , are you currently studying ?


i can speak four languages fluently. i volunteer in my son s boy scout troop. i can do many celebrity impressions. i am an award winning 4h member.

hello , have you seen my black car ?
hello , no i have not . i am a boy scout leader for my sons group .
that is cool , the car is leased anyway so it is not that impressive .
yes they love my celebrity impressions and i teach them the four languages i know .
kids are cool , i do not even have pets .
oh , i love animals . i was in 4h and won many awards . any hobbies ?
brunch , it is pretty much my favorite hobby .
brunch is nice , what is your favorite food ?
definitely grilled cheese sandwiches , yours ?
i like pizza , its easy and yummy .
what is your favorite pizza ?
ham is my favorite . what do you do for work ?
i collect and sell pine cones
wow , on the internet or do you have a store ?
i have an ice cream truck i sell them from .
oh that is pretty cool .


my father worked 11 hours a day. i own a iphone 7. my mother use to read me bed time stories. i drink hot chocolate during the winter. i am allergic to seafood.

hi how are you doing
i am doing good . just got a new iphone 7 wahoo
that is cool i am in georgia and we do not have it yet
my father has worked 11 hours a day so i can have it
i can not sing or i would go pro
my mother used to read bed times stories to me , and she would sing the words
i am good with violin but not singing
i am sorry , i am sure if you practice . hey , you like hot chocolate ?
yes i love it i want kids
i do too . i always wonder if they will get my allergy to seafood
i would hope not do you have one
yes i do . it sucks
i imagine hopefully they do not
i hope so . looks like only the future will tell


i take her to the park. my boyfriend is unemployed. we live in an apartment. i have a 7 year old daughter. i am 25 years old.

how are you doing this evening ?
a little tired , my daughter wore me out . how about you ?
i am good , the weather was beautiful here today . i love fall .
i do too . i love going to the park , so beautiful and relaxing
are you looking forward to pumpkin spice everything ? ahahah
eh , not too much . i like pumpkin but not the excess of it . you ?
i do not like all the pumpkin spice stuff either .
i like to decorate with them but i do not have much room in my apartment
i watch a lot of tv , do you have any favorite shows ?
not really , with a 7 year old in the house , its a lot of cartoons
i like to go fishing , how about you ?
i have taken my daughter to the creek and catch little fish . what do you fish ?
mostly trout . i also work on cars .
i wish my boyfriend would learn something useful like that , ahahah
how long have you and your boyfriend been together ?
just under a year . how about you ? anyone in your life ?


i like to run. my favorite drink is coke. i like bagels with everything on them. i like to make cookies. i like to train dogs.

hi how are you doing
i am great , do you have any hobbies
i like to play sports . how about you ?
mine are running , training dogs and baking cookies
do you run marathons at all
i love to eat bagels with my coffee , i like to put everything on them
that is adventurous . what do you do for work ?
no i do not run marathons i like to drink coca cola too much
do you read at all
i work for the government , its a boring job
i bet . what do you do ?
no i do not read that much , how about you ?
i do when my son is in bed
i work for the postal service , what do you do ?
i am a professional athlete
that is cool what sport do you play


i love to fish. i eat lots of pancakes and syrup. i cut down trees very fast , because i have a large ax. i am a lumberjack.

hey , how are you ? tell me about you
i have a huge appetite , a hard job . i cut down trees , eat pancakes and
44 grandparent , dragons are awesome , prefer night but love the sun
alright ! that is a mouthful . how many grandchildren ?
haha . . 1 . . trying to decide between a chili dog or a cheese hot dog
i get it . fish is my second favorite after syrup and pancakes
sounds like a delicious follow up lol
omg ! never together . what do you do for a living ?
i amm self employed , i have a business doing bookkeeping and accounting services
so do you work at home ? i work outdoors , but not at home
i do work from home
i am a champion tree cutter , though i hate to brag . you must be good with numbers .
champion tree cutter . . impressive . . i love it
yeah . but i try to stay humble . country lifestyle


i love to read. my favorite place to spend time at is the beach. i live in a medium sized city. i have a masters degree in creative writing. i have 3 sisters and 2 brothers.

hi ! how are you ?
i am good than for asking
how was your day ? any plans for the weekend ?
i am going to vegas this weekend
ah , you young party folk ! i am 71 actually . i like my quiet countryside .
where are you from ? i am in cali
the north east . i live in my house in the countryside here .
what state are you located ?
pa . its so pretty in the fall the colors and all the harvest i get
are you currently retired ? lol
yes , all the work i do these days is on my small garden outside
what did you used to do ?


i am a goalie. i joined a new team last month. nike cleats are my favorite. my number is 42. i am a soccer player.

hey how are you ? i am overwhelmed .
i am overwhelmed too with my practice for the game .
really ? why ? i love guns !
well i guess it is ok to use my nike cleats as i stop those soccer balls .
yes be careful , holidays are coming ugh
we have been kicking the ball around together only 30 days .
who ? this is odd i had to arrest my daughters boyfriend .
oh no . well you wo not see 42 doing anything wrong .
who is 42 ? i love guns have a big collection .
he is the one you will see defending the goal .
he who ? i cant stand my ex husbands .
i am number 42 stopping the soccer balls .
oh okay gotcha , good luck . i will pull up in my ford pick up .
that is good . watch for 42 .


pizza is my most favorite thing. my favorite band is dream theater. i like being by myself. i like reading.

hello how are you this evening ?
just finishing up a great book and relaxing . how about you ?
that sounds nice . i have been spending time with my three great danes .
a dog lover ! i enjoy being on my own right now . no one home but me .
i lift weights in my spare time . what is your favorite food ?
pizza margherita with thin crust . whats yours ?
that pizza sounds real good . i hate sweet potatoes .
but they are good for you . ever have sweet tater fries ?
i run in my spare time , marathon winner . do you run ?
no . i had foot surgery can barely walk . i am rooting for you though .
do you listen to music ? my favorite is all american rejects .
mine is dream theater . i love peaceful music .
peaceful music sounds nice when you are trying to relax .
you got it ! but you love to run . are you a triathlete ?


my favorite food is pizza. i also like eating sushi. i am studying for my masters. i am a student in social sciences. cooking is one of my pass times.

hello there . i am sarah . i currently have dogs whom i have all adopted .
hi ! i am echo , and i eat sushi and pizza while studying for exams .
that is awesome . i read on my free time .
i cook in mine . helps break up the studying for my masters .
that is great . biggest accomplishment was writing a biography of my fav actor
my major is social sciences , my thesis is on ballroom dancing .
how commendable . do you know how to dance ballroom ?
not at all . i am a hip hop girl
ah yes . i do enjoy hip hop as well .
tubac is my favorite , even after all this time .
biggie is mine . but yes , i agree about tubac .
no one does it like snoop dog though .
i have been listening to naughty by nature recently
i have been introducing my kids to one artist a week .


i would travel the world if i could. i like listening to all genres of music except country music. i like spending time with my friends and family. i like to read a lot of books. i m not much of a fan of hot weather.

hi there , how are you ?
hi , i am doing great , how are you doing ?
good thank you ! i just came back from eating ice cream , a daily thing for me .
daily ? i eat that during summer , but i am not big fan of hot weather
i love being outside . i remember the time i ran a mile under four minutes !
i am the opposite , i love staying home reading a lot of books
i prefer outdoors for sure . every weekend i love to you out on the river and fish .
that sounds nice , i should do that to spend time with my friends and family
i meant to say i love to go out on the river and fish every weekend haha
no worries , i knew what you tried to say anyway
i used to fish with my dad who is a cop until he was unfortunately killed .
geez , you should travel the world to relax . i would do it if i could
definitely something i would love to do one day .
and you could travel listening to music . i love all genres except country


i have traveled overseas many times. my mother is a well known celebrity. i am a civil war reenactment participant. i have been on the tv news six times. i like to make short films.

hey there ! hows it going ?
pretty good thx and you ?
i am great ! just bought some new shoes . i have a real bad shopping habit !
do you own a lot of shoes ?
way too many ! i just got new hiking boots ! i love being out in nature
have you ever been overseas ?
you ask a lot of questions . lol .
well you ai not doing them yo
well have you been overseas ? i have .
yeah many times i have
cool ! ! have you been to paris ?
i have . lots of fancy cheeses
yes ! some good some gross ! they have great fashion too .
what does your mom do
she is a dental assistant .
mine is a famous person


i am looking for a second job. running is a hobby. my dream is to own my own restaurant. i work as a grill cook.

hi how are you doing
hi , i am doing great . what about you ?
i am okay . i wish i looked better .
if you need a hairdresser let me know , i am searching for a side job
i need something . i look awful .
looks are not important , pick a hobby , mine is running
i like to knit sometimes .
sounds nice . what do you do for living ? i work cooking , grill cook
i work in retail . it is okay .
i use to work in retail , now i am dreaming to have my own restaurant
what kind of restaurant do you want ?
related to what i do now , grill cook , nothing fancy
you could compete as well .
in a tv show you mean ?


i am a farmer. i graduated from college. i am the youngest of 4 children. i like to hike.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am well and you ? what do you do ?
i am an aquarium builder , my clients are the hollywood elite .
awesome ! i am an organic vegetable grower
very nice ! my parents stopped farming 20 years ago , at ages 88 84 .
impressive . i got my degree in agriculture
my wife is a horticulturist , or was before she lost her hearing .
does she have one of those implants or invisible ear things ?
no , they will not work , as she is completely deaf .
oh i m sorry to hear that . do you have hobbies ?
i help out my brothers at times . they are all involved in the movie industry
i see . i like to hike
i love to surf when i get a chance .
the ocean is the best
it is . do you like the mountains too ?
i live in the mountains actually


one of my favorite shows is face off on syfy. i enjoy a good run. i am a stay at home mom. i enjoy cooking but not baking. i like things in organized.

hey there , how are you ?
hi ! i am so good . what are you doing ?
reading up about civil war theories , i am doing a reenactment next month .
oh i like that ! i watch shows like that while i clean my house .
what is your favorite show ?
face , it is on the syfy channel , it is so good . what do you like ?
i am obsessed with the news actually and have even managed to be on it .
wow , what did you do ?
well once i chased a tornado around . that was scary .
that is scary , i would run , but i love to run . do you like food ?
i prefer exotic cuisine from overseas .
i can make chinese and italian food . i do not bake though .
i have traveled there many times just for the food . it is worth it .
i am jealous , as a homemaker i can only dream about that .
i can only afford to do so since my mom is a celebrity .
wow ! do i know her ? i am more of a homebody .


i love lasagna like i m garfield. i want to be an astronaut when i grow up. my two dogs are the best friends a girl could have. penn teller are my favorite magicians. i have a poster of neil tyson degrasse on my wall.

hey how are you doing ?
great . i am just cooking some lasagna
i would love to have some of that right now
it is my favorite food . just like garfield
i have to stay away tho i am a bit overweight
oh that is a shame . do you do anything about it ?
yes i am eating healthier
good for you . what do you do for work ?
i am a cake decorator
oh yummy . i bet that makes it hard to be healthy though .
yes ! it really does haha
one day i plan on being an astronaut
really wow that sounds way awesome
do you like magic at all ?
you mean like magic tricks ?
yes . you should watch penn and teller


i sing in the school chorus. grandma makes jewelry. i live with my paps and grandma. i have a brown belt in karate.

hi how are you tonight
i am doing well and you ?
i am doing great tonight
cool ! do you like singing ? i sing for my school chorus
i like it but i am more into rap
interesting , i am living with my grandparents and sign for them often
that is nice of you i am sure they like it
i hope they do , in exchange my grandma makes me jewelry
that is nice of her does she like rap
she probably does , she has lots of swag !
that is cool i would love to meet her
she also likes karate , she is why i got a brown belt !
wow does she have her black belt i would assume
she does ! what do you do for fun ?
karate chop wood and bricks and stuff
cool ! do you have any children ?


i sleep on a single bed. i drive a van. i love the rain. i prefer winter.

hey , how are you doing ?
hi . i am doing well . its raining and i love it .
i love rain and storms , esp with a good book !
yes ! i do like winter alot too . just laying in my single bed cuddled .
ah , that is nice and cozy ! do you like spaghetti ?
no i do not like it .
its my favorite ! what is your favorite food ?
i like anything handheld , like burritos . so easy to eat while driving my van .
nice . i have a chevy van and i love it !
that is awesome . do you have hobbies ?
i enjoy reading and making pasta . you !
i like painting flowers and birds .
nice ! do you work anywhere ? i spend my days at a power plant
that sounds like a cool job . no , i do not have a job right now
yeah , i enjoy working there . i like spending my nights reading and relaxing .
that sounds like a great time .


i have thrown up every day for the last 3 months with morning sickness. i already have 3 children. i found out that i am carrying twins. i am 26 years old. i will be on bed rest for the next 5 months.

hello , how are you this evening ?
oh lord i am pregnant again . this time i found out its twins .
i cannot have children right now , due to my alcoholism . congrats to you though
i am ok except the morning sickness for the last 3 months . how are you ?
had a bad headache from losing the alcohol i relied on
so we have both been throwing up every day but for different reasons .
yeah . have you ever thought of living in a storage locker ?
i have been sick every day for 3 months straight .
are you still with the father of the babies ?
no but i would not mind putting my other 3 kids in storage for 6 months .
you are gonna have your own little soccer team soon
yes he is 36 years old with a good job but i am only 26
that is a major age difference
triplets and now twins on the way and i am only 26 .


i am an author. i like to run so that i can clear my head. i like to drink green tea. i love to write stories while sitting in the grass in my back yard. i enjoy watching mystery movies.

hola is anyone out there ?
yep . i am here . how are you
amazing packing for a trip tonight having some wine u ?
writing a short story right now . i am an aspiring author
very nice . what genre ? published ?
not published . it ; s science fiction . what are some of your hobbies ?
my favorite is shopping i try and do that on my weekends . dance too
oath fun . i also like to run and jog and just exercise for my hobby
i like to exercise but i also like being curvy !
haha . do you live in the usa ?
i do but i love travel . leaving for paris on saturday
awesome . i love to travel too . last year i went to vietnam
was it your first international trip ?
no . also have been to indonesia , hungary and albania


i am taking a year off before i start college. i currently work at mcdonalds. i live with my parents. i am eighteen years old.

how are you doing today ?
i am doing great , just got back from mcdonalds , you ?
i am getting packed up for our camping trip
i would love to go , instead i am living with my parents .
i have two boys they are a lot of work
how old are they ? maybe we could hangout .
they are pretty young they like bieber
he is always playing over our mcdonalds speaker .
that is so funny he is my favorite too
have you been to a concert yet ?
yes we have been to several of them
we should all go together sometime !
do you like horses ? i love horses too
i ride horses while on my year off before college .
i love riding horses it is one of my favorite things to do
do you own any horses ?


i enjoy shopping. i have two tattoos. my favorite hobby is knitting. i work in an office.

hi ! my name is liz ! what is your name and where are you from ?
my name is ian i am from the midwest you
hi ian ! i am from switzerland . do you have any hobbies ?
shopping and knitting your self ?
i love cooking and running ! what kind of stuff do you knit ?
pillows blankets and things like that
very cool ! i wish you could knit me mittens for my hands !
you live in a cold climate ?
yes i live in the alps ! but i love it because of the blue sky !
would love to visit do you have any tattoos
no i have none . i have blonde hair and blu eyes but no tatoos !
i have two but what do you do for work
what do they look like ? and i cook for a living ! you ?
they are stars for my siblings , mostly office work


i m dissatisfied with the school life i ve had so far. i have one close friend i grew up with. i worry about money even though i m in high school. i wished i was older so i could move out. my dad is very strict with his kids.

hi . i have 2 daughters . i also am an english teacher .
very nice . i speak english ! i am still in high school , too .
nice ! my husband passed away so i take care of my daughters alone .
sorry about your husband . i only have one very good friend .
at least you have one . i would like to be a writer . its my dream .
i hope you can be ! i am not happy with my high school years up till now .
oh , i am so sorry . why not ?
i wish i was not so young . i want to move out and make more money .
you will wish one day you were still young .
that is what my dad says .
he is very correct my dear .
he can be too strict sometimes . . . very authoritarian .
rules are good for you !
i suppose . is that a rule , too ?
yes lol it is a rule
that one is okay , then , i guess


my favorite color is blue. cooking is my passion. my hair is long and blonde. i like to run. my mother died when i was a child.

hello there . hows it going
blue , it is the only color , it is what i love , blue ! blue !
but that is not the color of my drink . red wine
what ? , i cook with red wine its my passion ! ! !
tell that to my only child
i would tell her that my hair is long an blonde , it is my hair !
well can your hair beat my gardening
garden , hah . running , that is my passion , i really like it !
that is nice . you can run with my 2 boxer dogs
no because my mother was killed horribly by 2 boxers when i was young
oh no . that is tragic . visit me at my clothes shop
do you have blue ! , that is what i like , it is my favourite !


my favorite book is the bible. i am married. i love to travel. i am a older gentlemen. i have a passion for god.

hello ! how are you ?
great ! praying and reading the bible . do you love god ?
i do . especially with my brother being in the army . always praying for him !
i thought joining the army , but now i am too old for that .
its a hard choice i think . he left behind two sons . love my nephews !
so sorry ! i have nieces and nephews from my wifes side .
growing up on a farm made it easier to handle the little rascals haha .
we travel a lot and love rural places .
they are the best are not they ? definitely influenced me with becoming a vet !
god bless you and your big extended furfamily !
www thank you ! i appreciate it . you too ! what are your hobbies ?
i collect bibles from all over the world , and you ?


i got married to my highschool friend. i use to own 6 cats. i had to call 911 when i had a terrible headache. i never learned how to write.

hi how are you doing ?
nothing , just playing with my cats
what do you do for a living ?
i work at a departmental store , what about you ?
i am an emt for the hospital
ohh , that is great . do you like your job ?
yeah its pretty hectic tho
do you have any pet ?
yes i have two dogs
sounds good ! i have also 6 cats .
that is a lot of cats
yeah , but i feel comfortable with them


i read three books a week. i learned how to reads when i was three. i can read in english and french. i love to read. i dropped out of high school.

hey so what do you do for work
hi how are you today ?
i am doing well thanks
and where do you work at ?
i am a waitress at a coffee shop . you ?
i do not have a job i dropped out
i see . so what do you do during the day
i read and mourn my terrible decisions
aw you can always find work . what are you interested in ?
reading in french mostly yeah
are you french or did you live in france ?
i live in america on the streets
ok . well i wish i was not a waitress . i want to be a dancer
well you should practice then


i like to build furniture. i clean houses for extra money. i have been held hostage in a store robbery situation. my father is a retired police officer.

good morning ! just got done making some donuts !
oh fun . just finished making furniture myself .
nice , my 2 sisters should enjoy them when they wake up .
that is nice of you to do .
have you seen the show silicon valley ? i love it .
nope i have not . it is good ?
i have no idea but its my favorite
ok . what do you do for work ?
i work at a grocery store in the bakery dept . what about you
trying to start a furniture business myself but clean houses now .
nice , i have a cleaning lady . . . best decision ever . my two sisters used to clean houses .
sounds like you love to bake ? i i
i do love to bake . . . mostly desserts
wish people would just clean their own houses .
lol but how would you earn money then ?
just think we should all clean our own houses . build furniture .


i love dogs. i love to cook. i like to fish. i am a happy person. my dad was a carsalesman.

hello . good day for no pants huh ?
hi ! i have to keep them on for now ! how are you this fine day ?
same ol same ol . got the daily gf threatening to leave talk .
why does she want to leave ? do you want her to stay ?
she is been doing this for 3 years now . might be lack of pants haha .
definitely keep the pants on for those discussions . what hobbies do you have ?
been shredding a guitar since i was a lad . i am super good ! ! . and you ?
i do not play , but also enjoy fishing and dogs ! do you have any pets ?
no pets sadly . parents were too busy for pets in the household .
what are they busy with ?
they were political figures . always so busy that i usually just played my agressions .
my father was a carsalesman . i turned out to be a very happy person .
sweet . can he get a me a good deal ? maybe i can surprise my gf .
sure , but you probably do not want to bribe her to stay with cars too expensive ! ;
maybe it would give me incentive to wear pants . maybe catch a john gresham movie .
good ideas ! i hope it works on her !


i have four siblings. my father is a school teacher , he teaches middle school. i am 5 3 and am the shortest person in my family. my youngest sister is in first grade. i am the oldest sibling.

hi , listening to some tunes on my red iphone , how about you ?
the are five children in my family . i am oldest . how many in your family ?
just me and my parents
my pops teaches school . i am his oldest child . what tunes you listening to ?
some r b classics . what are you up to ?
my sister is in grade one . are you a student ?
nope . . . i travel around the world
wow ! i write short stories . i am published . are your parents married ?
yes they are , are yours ?
no . where have you travelled to ?
europe , asia , brazil . just about everywhere
oh okay . i am not the tallest sibling . are you ?
how tall are you then ?
six four . i have three brothers . are you a student ?
no . are you a student ?
no . i have one sister . she sings first grade songs . you live at home ?


i was a navy brat and have attended 16 schools in 12 years. i make friends fast and say goodbye fast. i chew my nails. i am studying to be a special education teacher. i kayak at the lake on weekends.

my vocation is in the drug business
pharmacy ?
yes and i have one female sibling
where are you from
i hale from san francisco
i am in riverside
this year i will journey to paris for my holiday
i have always wanted to go . . . youre lucky
i have one female sibling
you said that already
i like dogs , i love labradors
what do you do for a living ?
my job is in pharma
oh right lol
my place of birth is san francisco
lol


i wear glasses. i am retired. i stay active. i have good health. i have eight grandchildren.

what have you been up to today ?
i just recently retired at age 60
you are an old one like me . my 77th birthday was last week
at my age i am in very good health
i like to think i am . what did you used to do for work ?
i had to get glasses recently due to some retina problems
that is unfortunate . i would be sad if i could not watch my tv shows
at my age i exercise alot , i like staying very active
that is impressive . i used to do computer programming
do you have grandchildren ? i have 8
i only have one grandson but he is my world
over all my health is excellent though
wonderful . do you have any pets ?
no i do not have any pets , i would not have time with all these grand kids
that makes sense . i do not either but i am a big animal lover
i use to have pets when my kids were little


my mother lives with me. i enjoy cooking for people. i like to take my dog for long walks. i have a lizard named ragini.

i am love the color blue i just bought new blue shoes to match my car
my mom just bought new shoes too . she is my roommate .
nice . . . last week i have my mom even dye my hair blue for a concert !
what color did she die it ?
she dye my hair blue ! i was going to a concert to honor elvis !
elvis is the name of one of my lizards . the other one is ragini .
that is awesome i love elvis i listen to him everyday !
whats your favorite song or album ?
my favorite song is blue suede shoes but i also like when he sings hymns
that was my great grandmothers favorite song , too !
nice . . . . he is such a classic everyone should listen to him .
i have tried , and i like a few songs , but cannot get into it
yeah i suppose he is not for everyone .
i like to listen to ray charles .
oh he is another great one !
you like ray charles music too ?


my favorite animal is the koala. i work part time. i live with a roommate. i don t like beer.

hello how is your day ? i am watching basketball
i am at work . texting during work .
is your boss okay with that ? i enjoy hunting and can not text then
it is my break . my roommate takes up the computer at home .
oh roommates are not fun . i have kids , boys and girls . always using computers
my roommate also drinks beer which i do not like at all
that is annoying . i do not have a spouse
i collect koala bear memorabilia as they are my fav animals .
i do not collect anything but i sing
once i get a full time job i hope to afford singing lessons
what are you looking for ?
maybe to work with koala bears ? lol . that does not seem likely
it would be an ideal job . i work but prefer to hunt and watch basketball
i hope you do not hunt koala bears !
oh no , never ! just small game
if i work full time i can get rid of my roommate .


i do not own any pets. my favorite meal is brunch. i am a recruiter. my car is black.

hello friend . how are you today ?
hello , i am doing very well thank you . getting ready to go to brunch .
do you have an idol ? mine is thierry henry
i do not . what to you do for a living ? i am an army recruiter .
i am a professional soccer player . pizza is my favorite food for any meal
that sounds fun , what kind of car do you drive ?
are you married ? i am , my son is four and my wife is a writer
i am not . i prefer to spend time and money on my car .
i have a bmw . i bought it when i attended stanford
i have a black mclaren . it is my favorite .
sounds very nice . i have never seen one in person
that is why i am single , lol
i totally understand that . it can be expensive
yes , it can . dating is so hard these days .
i can not imagine dating in this day and time
i cannot either . so , i go to car shows and treat myself nice .


i love to eat meat. i have an above average iq. i love the desert. i don t have a college degree.

i recently joined the army after i flunked out of college
i do not have a college degree either
i have a job in the army fixing computers , basically i rebuild them
wow that impressive , my iq is above average i make deserts
i went a tool concert las night , do you like them ? they are my favorite
i am not familiar with tool , but sounds good , genre ?
making deserts can get complicated sometimes i imagine
yes i love it though , ppl have weird request
they are alternative rock , listen to them while i am working
oh cool like more jazz , r and b sounds
what kind of request is the weirdest you have gotten ?
xxx cakes , i will just leave it there
that is funny , i can only imagine what shapes those could be in
haha right , no degree but i have a great career
it sounds like and i feel the same way about mine
that is good stuff , i like some meat as well though


i enjoys kayaking in my free time. i teach at a large school. my class has 26 kids. i graduated college in 2016.

hi how are you tonite
good . how about you ? whats your job . i am a teacher .
hi i am a student from cali
awesome . what do you do in your free time ?
mostly listen to music and go fishing
nice . i love being outdoors . i kayak a lot .
what grades are you teaching ?
second grade . they are so cute . all 26 of them .
what city are you from ?
baltimore , md . how about you ?
i am a student from cali
cool . i graduated in 2016 .


i want to get married again. i have 10 years experience in our industry , yet she gets promoted. i m angry at my coworker. i m not going to go the extra mile anymore. i wish my boyfriend didn t want an open relationship.

hi i am cindy a nurse from grand rapids
hi i am aj i am really angry with my worker
oh what did coworker do ?
something very bad . are you married ?
i am not . do you have siblings ? i am the youngest
no . but i am think i might get married again . do you have a partner ?
no not currently i think its my pink hair
me too . i did not want an open relationship but i think i will .
do you have plans today ? i am debating dairy queen or subway
sounds fun . i might go an extra mile today while walking
i should do that more often but its cold out today
i agree . motivation is if you are fat .
lol i am not fat yet i try to stay healthy
you should not . keep up with your healthy life
going to try for sure might watch a football game today
me too . green bay packers are life .


i draw all of my friends as my little pony characters. i like cats. i like to watch anime. i enjoy all things my little pony. i like being weird.

hello , what kind of things do you like to do ?
how are you doing this morning
i am doing well , just got done shooting my bow .
that is cool i am just watching a movie
what movie are you watching ?
fifty shades darker very good movie
i am going to be movie shopping with my daughters later , but i do not think that is an option .
no this movie is not for kids underage
that is what i gathered , what do you like to do ? any hobbies ?
i like to bake cakes and decorate them and play sports
that is neat . i like bow hunting . i also remodel homes for a living .
remodeling homes i bet that is fun
its a lot of work , but does not leave me much time to shop with my daughters .
i bet but i bet it shows your style
yeah i suppose . what do you do for work ?
i am a baker and stay at home mom


i love to keep a small garden outside of my house. i love all sorts of fresh vegetables. my house is located in the countryside. my favorite food to harvest is carrots.

hi i am beth how are you
i am ok . i like gardens i think
i sometimes am a clean freak yet wonder why i am single
i sometimes am single but wonder why i am married
i like to sleep past 9am but work for myself so no major issue right ? ?
well , you only live once
you sound so smart do you workout too ? ? i am trying to watch my diet
i am not smart . i am fat
aww my hair being brown is apparently a turn off for most men
men amen are so so stupid
hence i tried to keep a girlfriend they cheat just like men
oh my . nobody is any good
well i would not say that bad but i just have no luck
i have no blue socks
i only wear white socks
i do not wear any socks . i do not believe in them


i am proposing tonight. i graduated college last week. i got a job as a coach at a local highschool. we just bought a house near her parents. my girlfriend is 6 months pregnant.

hey there how are you ? i am so nervous about tonight you would not believe .
haha , you and me both ! what are your plans ?
i am going to ask my girl to marry me , want to make her a honest wife .
what an odd coincidence ! me too !
we are expecting a baby going to ask her tonight on the field .
my woman is 6 months along . i planned on asking at dinner tonight .
aww mine is also , just got us a new home near her folks an just graduated
we got a new house a couple days ago near my ladies parents also .
this is so ironic , are you me lol
everyone has a doppelganger ! haha . just started a new job coaching highschool kids .
gotcha wow , me too , identity scamming me huh ?
i will keep dinner on our account low tonight , no worries . hope your engagement goes well !
my wife is going to flip when i tell her this ha !
i just hope it is not my wife ! ! !
cool lol i appreciate that greatly . i hope so also ! ! ! that is my baby !
are you hoping for a boy or a girl ?


i like to play football. i am a younger guy. i have beard that is longer. i like to ride my bike.

hi there , i hope you are well ?
hello , i am carl , quarter back for my schools team . you ?
interesting , i am james . i work on reality tv .
wow ! when i am older i want to play pro football . you sing ?
amazing ! no i do not but i do love listening to country music .
i see ! you married ? i love my schwinn bike .
great ! unfortunately not . i worked as a clown at my local circus and also love to surf
oh okay jim . i am 18 with a footlong beard . you cook ? i do .
that is cool clive . no i do not . what do you cook ?
we need more clowns in reality tv . you dance jim ? i do .
exactly ! i love to dance to my favorite country songs ! do you dance fred ?
whos clive jim ? you play football ? i do .
whos jim clive ? do not have time with all the reality tv . do you like county music ?
yes ! how old are you jim ? any gray hair ? i paint pictures too .


i like cars. favorite color is green. i got a new job. i like to travel. i like cats.

good afternoon , how are you today
i am doing well . do you have any hobbies ?
i enjoy baking and going on walks , what about you
i like to work on cars and to travel
when i was a chef , i traveled a lot , now i am a teacher
do you teach cooking ? where was the best place you went
no , since i am a native of mexico , i teach spanish
why did you switch careers
mainly because i had kids , i could not travel anymore
how many kids do you have
three , along with a couple of cats
i love cats ! , i have 2 dave and miss sampson
mine are tom and jerry , i loved that show
great names ! what are your kids names
sally , jessie , and donatello . wierd i know
i think they are great !


i am a paper salesman. i think beets are the best vegetable. my favorite show is battlestar galactica. i live on a beet farm. my favorite animal is a bear.

did you have an interesting morning today ?
hello . do you have any favorite animals ? mine is a bear !
my favorite animal is a snake , whats your favorite food ?
i love beets that is why my house is on a beet farm
that is pretty cool , whats it like living there ?
its fun . whats your favorite show ? mine is battlestar galactica
i love star and empire on fox
i go door to door selling papers to pay for all my beets .
i understand , you gotta do what you gotta do to survive
tell me a little about yourself .
my life is the average one
what do you do for a living ?
i work on here and i am a stripper
oh . that does not sound average


i enjoy watching football and hockey games. my favorite movie is goodfellas. i love to read. my parents have been married for 40 years.

hello , how are you doing today ?
hi ! i am good . i just got done watching goodfellas , my favorite movie !
that is a very good movie . i , personally , love disney movies .
cool ! do you have other hobbies ? i love to watch football and hockey on tv .
i play soccer as often as i can !
oh nice , great exercise . i really love reading , but should get outdoors more .
i love reading too ! if i am not playing soccer or working then i am definitely reading !
i am planning a party for my parents , they have been married 40 years this friday !
wow , that is impressive . my parents are still married too . i live with them .
that is great , too many marriages do not last these days .
i know . i do not think i am going to get married . . .
me either , too many headaches . haha
do you have a girlfriend or boyfriend ?
no , i am very shy so it is hard to meet people .


my favorite movie is gone with the wind. i have purple hair. my favorite color is red. i have 2 turtles. i like to play video games.

good evening , how are you ?
good evening , i am doing good ! how r u this fine nite
good now that the power is back on .
glad it came back on for u
yes , even doing hot yoga , it was to hot to excessive or hike .
wow so u were stewing in your own juices lol
pretty much . i was obsessing over my pets as the temperature went up .
oh yea those poor creatures , i have a couple turtles
that is cool . what kind of turtles ?
i got two snapping turtles , they are fun
i use to photograph lagerheads in the keys .
so u really like it in the keys


my mom lives with me. i have a boyfriend who lives in italy. my hair is very long. i enjoy video games. i hate cooking.

hello tell me about yourself
hi . well , i like video games , how about you ?
i love baseball , made the college team , i play short stop and i love mike trout
i used to be a sports fan but now my mom lives with me and she is not
that is nice of you , glad she has you
yes , i wish i lived with my boyfriend in italy though
very nice , i have been there once its really pretty
if i were there i would just eat all the food i hate to cook
i love to cook , i hate to clean !
my hair is long it always gets in my food when i cook
i can see why that sucks , i have short hair
you should just come cook for me
i would love to , my best dishes include mexican food
i love mexican food . what else do you like ?


i am not really a blond. i think food trucks are awesome. i often worry about where to park when i go somewhere new. i am quiet but confident.

hey , how are you dear ?
i am a human not a dear but i a doe you !
ll awwwweee , you remind me of my friends i go hiking with .
do you guys go to food trucks after ?
i love biking so we bike after than make pancakes and watch netflix .
very nice are you guys confident ?
yea i guess you could say that but enough about me tell me about you .
i hate when i cannot find parking spots
understood that is annoying , my girlfriend hates that too .
yeah i just wanna eat the food trucks food
lol yea its only been a month we have been together but i feel like its perfect !
that is awesome i am very quiet


i am a bank teller. my favorite phone is as iphone. i love to go hiking. i have never been to college.

hi ! i am mary and i own five pairs of pants
i am ruth , i own 1 pair , but need more bc i love hiking .
people think i am weird because i carry a picture from my senior prom in my wallet
people laugh at me bc i am always singing praises about my iphone as its my fav
interesting ! i think my sister in becoming my mother
college work ? me never been to college and i work as a teller at a bank .
i do not work or go to college
so you live the good life !
a little ! my sister always ask when i am getting married
is your sister already married ? or does she want your room ?
she is single !
she must want your room then . . . lol
i would not doubt it !
do you have any other siblings ?


i live in upstate new york. i work as a meeting coordinator. i love to take road trips. my favorite place to visit is seattle. i live with my husband and two children.

hello there do you have any goals in life ?
hello ! i love to travel and am planning of visiting seattle i love it there
i love it there so much atmosphere to take in for my work
i live and work in new york so very different
my dream is to write and publish my words . i currently reside in california
wonderful dream ! i hope you get to do that
for now i work on warner brothers lot as a extra , but my passion is anything art
interesting life . i am a meeting coordinator for now
whats your end goal ? mines to have my works art or novels in coffee houses abroad
wonderful goal . mine would be to travel with my husband and two children
aww loving family is in my dreams as well
family is everything , the older i get the more special it becomes
i learned that when i was younger in singing competitions all i had was my dad
oh that is sad . i am glad you had him
yeah mom passed when i was 14 but its why i strive for a family
that is such a young age i am so sorry


my father works in advertising agency. my favorite animals are dolphins. i enjoy making lets plays. i have my own channel.

hi ! running and gaming are my hobbies . what about you ?
well lets play is fun and creating channels to call my own is great .
i am jealous ! i am employed in an office . would rather make things like you .
i am really not that interesting . do you like dolphins ? they are my favorite .
yes . i have seen them at some national parks . i love visiting those .
yeah they are great . when we are done talking i have to go pick my dad up .
from where ? whats dad up to ?
i have his truck . i have to pick him up at his advertising agency .
cool . i like advertising . especially when they use crazy shades of green .
i like the crazy shades of blue .
yes ! those are cool too . lots of colors really catch my eye .
me too . i really like watching the dolphins toss red balls in the air .


my grandmother lives in my guesthouse. i love collecting teapots. i ve been divorced for 2 years. i m a cat person. i work at the local bank.

hi , are you there buddy ?
i am good thanks . i just got off work at the bank .
at the bank huh ? sounds like good money . i am a vet
great i need a new vet for my cat ! lol
well not that kind of vet , i meant a military veteran lol
o my bad ! lol my ex husband is a veteran also .
wow , what a coincidence . i am also married , 20 years now
awesome ! i have recently moved my grandmother into my guest house .
so you live with your grandmother and your cat ? i love animals
lol sort of , she lives in the guest house . do you have any hobbies ?
i volunteer at an animal shelter , a local one . what about you ?
i like collecting teapots and i also volunteer at a shelter .
we have a lot in common . any favorite sport ?
i like hockey and nascar , what about you ?
i like nascar too , but my favorite is football
football is good too , but i like hockey more .


my newly bought laptop has a bum battery. i write short stories in my document tab with the use of a prompting app. my college courses are on philosophy and history. my glasses are held together by tiger printed duct tape.

hi there . how are you doing ?
i am doing well . just have to find a place to plugin my laptop . how are you ?
i am fine . what do you like doing ?
i am a college student and a writer . what about you ?
i am retired military and a golfer .
wow . i love military history . what branch ?
i was in the airforce for 23 years .
what did you do ? it all sounds very interesting to me .
i worked in air rescue .
wow . just wow . i bet you have some great stories .
some funny , some not so funny . what is your major ?
philosophy and history . kind of a the meaning of war meets the motivations of it .
sounds interesting . i majored in labor relations .
i am not even sure how that works . can you explain ?
i negotiated labor contracts with various unions .
have you done a lot of that ?


i have many girlfriends. i like to eat beef. i like to ride horses. i like to wear boots.

how are you doing today
fine , except girlfriends numbers 1 , 2 , 3 and 4 are unavailable tonight !
wow that is is crazy why do you have that many
i like having different partners for different steak night
wow you sound like a male ho
i am just a cowboy , looking for the right one to rope up one day !
well you being a male ho you anit going to find it that way
well , my horse scruffy does not seem to mind the extra company !
well that is on you because i can care less
well , these boots were not made for caring less , friend ! what do you care about ?
my kids and my husband that is what i care about not noman hoe
haha well those are good things to care about , no dogging ya there ma am


i am an environmental engineer. i live in portland , maine. i like to take photos. i live alone. i love to hike.

hello , how are you today ?
doing pretty well , thanks for asking , how bout yourself ?
i am okay . i broke my leg a few weeks ago and this texas heat is killer .
nice ! i used to live there but moved to maine for work ; do not miss that heat , haha .
i bet maine is nice . i have never been . my dad works for the new york times .
oh wow ! you know , i dabble in photography ; maybe you can introduce us sometime .
photography is the greatest art out there . my sister , mary , is a nates photographer .
dang , really interesting family you got there ! are you close with them at all ?
yes , i am . i prefer texas to traveling though .
that is great ! i live by myself so its got me homesick . . .
i live with my dog , nyx . she is a black lab .
that is a great breed ! do not have a dog but would love to get one .
they are my favorite , big fluffs of goof .
ll , the best . so , what do you do for work ?
i am a museum curator . currently , putting together a collection of fred remington bronzes .
i will be honest , i have no clue who a fred remington is , haha .


i am an artist and create with my mind and my hands. my parents taught me to find inspiration in the world. i live in a house with a yard. i m a mom with two sons and a husband.

hello , are you a tennis player ?
i am not , but i do love creating art with my mind and hands !
do you sell them at the mall ?
no . too busy to set up in the mall as a wife and mom of two sons
i am single and do not have any kids , only corky , a pug .
that is alright . you should come over to my house . let your dogs run in the yard
that would be lovely ! thank you so much for offering , i love kids .
my parents taught me to be inspired . i could paint your dogs whilst they play ?
absolutely ! the are very good , and i can play soccer with your boys .
sounds great . what else do you enjoy ?
i love to hike and surf . do you and the boys surf ?
we do not , but maybe we should give it a go
i can teach you , it is not hard at all , once you get your balance .
we should . my boys would love that . thank you