connor mcgregor is my favorite fighter. i enjoy travel. i work in a factory. i love to drive my car. i like watching ufc fights.

hi . i need a running partner for morning jogs . are you interested ?
totally ! i need to . although , i love driving in my car .
i have a hard time fitting in cars because i am so tall , but that is great .
lol . . . did you watch the recent fight with mcgregor and mayweather fight ?
oh , no , i follow hockey , but it sounds interesting . who won ?
unfortunately mayweather . i enjoy watching cf mathes
that is too bad . i am glad you enjoy it though . still up for running later ?
absolutely ! do you travel often . i enjoy it a lot !
i do not travel too often anymore since i stopped playing hockey , but i do dance .
working in a factory , i am on my feet all day . not equivalent to dancing though
sounds hard . i have got asthma so working in factories is a nono . what else do you do ?
i just read a lot . love getting lost in the books .
books are nice . i have got a good one on dancing techniques that i love .
awesome ! i love to get lost in non fictional books . it gets intriguing
me too . it looks like we are set up and good to go . thanks for the chat !
of course ! thank you as well !


i am from texas. i love to bake. my mother is a retired teacher. my favorite flower is a rose.

hi how are you today
fine . i just finished baking a batch of rose scented cookies . i am retired .
those sound good i paint for a living
great ! you selling your stuff online . i want to start an online bakery .
no i have galleries that buy them . i love being an artist
me too ! although i am an artist of a different kind . i used to be a teacher .
teachers are great my four kids hate all the homework they get
teachers hate giving believe it or not . ll . i also survived hurricane harvey .
that is great are you in texas
yes , houston to be exact . things have changed drastically here .
i bet i am glad you are ok did you loose anything
we lost everything . but we had flood insurance which replaced everything .
i am sorry you lost everything good thing you had insurance
we bought flood insurance when we renewed our policy earlier this year .
that was a great idea . it was nice talking to you
it was a pleasure chatting with you .


i want to be a music teacher. i enjoy watching horror flicks. i play the violin. my grandma raised me. my favorite color is red orange.

hello how are you doing today
pretty good , how are you tonight ?
i am doing great , i was playing playstation with my little brother
sounds fun , i was studying and practicing music
what kind of music are you practicing ,
violin , i hope to be a music teacher , what game were you playing ?
i was playing with little brother gods of war , we live with our mother
i live with my grandma , but she is fun
that is nice , yes i live my brother and mother , but boyfriend live in italy
you must miss him , nice place to visit
yes , l ve been there alot ,
i am envious , someday hope to go , love the history
you would really like it
i am sure , the food must also be amazing


i think i might need help. i get sad a lot. i am bisexual. i just lost my job and i am looking for something new.

hello , my name is bradley . how are you ?
my name is joe and am fine
what are you up to this weekend ? i am going for a hike .
i am attending a friends birthday party .
that is awesome do you have any hobbies ?
yeah . i love singing church hymns and attending christian gatherings
that is lovely . what do you do for work ?
i work in a boutique selling gents wear and at the art gallery on weekends .
i am a bank teller darn , that sounds more interesting .
my mum wanted me to be like my dad but i could not make it like you
well i have not even been outside the country !
why , is it because your work puts you in one place ?


i live in ahuge mansion. i make 35 million a year. i am a professional basketball player. i went to college in maryland.

hello ! how are you ? what do you do for a living ?
i am well . i play basketball professionally . how about you ?
i work as a truck diver . as a hobby i like to travel .
interesting . where do you live ? i am in florida , but went to school in maryland .
i live in chicago . what position do you play on your basketball team ?
front line . made quite alot of money doing it , 35 mill every year
oh wow that is impressive . which team do you play for ?
i do not feel comfortable saying . too shy i guess .
oh that is okay . how long have you been playing basketball ?
long enough to own a very large mansion . do you get vacation time ?
i do not get much vacation time but my truck driving job lets me travel all over .
of course . are you married or dating ?
i am married . how about you ?
yes , just recently . do you have children ?
yes i have 5 children . two girls and three boys . what about yourself ?
none yet , just cats . i would like to get a horse though .


favorite band is the beetles. i have a large cd collection. i like vintage furniture. i play the bass.

hi there , how are you ? i am a cashier at target . what do you do ?
i work for a market research firm , but i am off today . i am dusting off my cd collection .
what do you listen ? i am taking a break every other month to watch movies .
i love the beetles and the beach boys , but also listen to country music sometimes .
do you have any pets ? i have a spoil dog . got to buy him dog biscuit everyday .
i have a cat , but he gets annoyed when i play my bass in the apartment .
being 5 7 , you think i have a big dog . no , i have a boston terrier .
terriers are cute . i have quite a bit of vintage furniture and the cat loves it .
i live vintage furniture . they have characters .
yes , and you cannot really tell when the cat scratches some of the wood pieces . lol
yes , it is part of the design . hehe ! !
i know , its perfect !
do you live in the city ?
no , in a rural area . you ?


i like eating pretzels. i work for the railroad. i am an omnivore. i really like watching star trek.

hi how are you doing today
i am great . enjoying my day off ! how about you ?
i am doing okay spending time with my husband
awesome , need to go to the store . barbequing tonight .
that sounds like a good time . what do you like to do in your down time
i love grabbing a jumbo size bag of pretzels and watch some star trek , you ?
i like to paint and draw
is that your hobby or your career ?
its just a hobby i want as a director so i travel more than i am home
i hear you , i am a train conductor . i am also rarely home .
i like trains i use live by tracks so i saw them all the time
i have always had a passion for the railroad .
it sounds like it can be stressful at times
its not work when you are doing something you love .


i play tabletop games with friends. i have a crush on my co worker. i still live at home. i need to use an inhaler sometimes.

hey how is it going ?
oh great today what about you ?
that is awesome , i am doing really well
the weather is cold today and my breath chokes might need get an inhaler
yeah you should , that can be tricky .
yes you are right love table tabletop games and plan to play with friends today
that is really cool , i myself like video games .
good one . i wish to invite my co worker i have a crush on for the game .
nice ! where do you work at ?
i work in a financial firm but i do live with my parents at home
that is a good way to save money .
you know my thoughts quite well . how about you , do you owe a house ?
i do , i am just paying off the mortgage though .
great . i envy you and hope to get one soon


i am obsessed with my dog. i love trips to the beach. i am in my last year of grad school. i am the worlds best aunt.

hello ! how are you doing tonight ?
i am fine , just walked along the beach
oh i am jealous ! the beach is my favorite place to be ! ! !
yeah it is nice to walk at night with my dog
i wish i was there . i am stuck at work making pizzas .
i love pizza , my favorite is pepporri
mine too ! it would taste better on the beach though
with some wine , yes it would
yes ! i am still in college and underage though ;
i am in my ultimo year of grad school
congrats ! i have two more years in business school
that is cool , , also and do you work now
just at the pizza place . i throw the dough for tips ! !
that is funny , , have it fell on the floor
lots ! ! i almost got fired when it fell on a lady head 0
i wish i could make pizza ,


i wish my mom was healthier. i wish i could go to a better school. i worry about my image. i live in a bad neighborhood. i worry about our neighbors yelling in the middle of the night.

hi there , how are you
i am ok , i have some worries .
i put god first in everything
that is nice , do you find it helps with your problems
and you will be alright if you do that
i wsh my mom was healthier
it helps me with my sales as a sales man
i live in a bad neighbourhood and there are no jobs
just be fun loving , carefree
i do not like my school , i do not think i will get into college
movie time , do you like it ? 5 3 is my height
yes , i like movies too . what is your best
do you need some help with ?
help with what ? i do not understand
with something or anything that you need
i have crazy neighbours who yell all the time


i play the guitair. i am studying software development. my name is kevin. i enjoy working out and learning new things.

hi . how is it going ?
going well . i am kevin , and you are . . . . ?
i am harry . i have two dogs , you ?
no , i study software development so not much time for a pet .
oh . too bad . where are you from ?
i am in pa . i play the guitar in my band .
oh . i am in nevada . grew up here .
getting ready to go to the gym . do you lift ?
no . tell me something about yourself ?
i love learning . new things , especially . i am like a sponge .
oh . my parents abandoned me when i was two .
i am so sorry that happened . how old are you now ?
20 . i ended up aging out of foster care .
my best friend was left at the circus when she was 3 .


my favorite band is the muggers. i go surfing any chance i get. i could never be locked down to one partner. i earn passive income that no one knows about.

hey there hows it going tonight ?
really great . jamming out to the muggers
awesome ! i am over here watching csi . like always lol
that is a great show ! so what do you do for fun ?
i like doing outdoor stuff ! mostly oceans and exotic type things ! swam with manta rays once !
wow that is really great . i surf . we should go together
heck yeah ! anywhere warm ! hate winter and cold weather !
me too . do you believe in polyamory ?
not quite sure what that is . . .
where you are with multiple people instead of just one in a romantic relationship
oh ! ! hmmm . . . i have not thought much of that . lol i am guessing you do
yes i do not believe in being with just one person
lol only need 1 person ! jesus !
monogamy is not natural . if it was we would not be attracted to others
i think its more about self control lol . what do you do for a living
it may be but it still is not natural . i do not tell !


currently , i m saving up to get some procedures done. i love her though. i don t think my girlfriend understands. i hope to one day be happy with myself.

hello . how are you doing today ?
i am fine thank you how old are you .
not that old . do you go to restaurants often ?
about once every two month , are you 20 year old ?
yeah in my twenties . i just had sushi for the first time the other day . love it !
oh k what do you do on the weekends i watch on youtube .
i go to the beach . i do not live far .
o k were do you live i used to live in north america in minnesota
i live on the coast . love trips to the water .
what country do you live in
i live in the usa !
ok sorry do you have a girl friend
no i do not i have my dog !
my sister has a dog
my dog is a poodle shi tzu mix . so cute !
i do not even now what my sister dog is


i have two siberian huskies. i play guitar. i have four daughters.

hi
hi , hows it going ?
good and yourself ?
great here .
what do you do for a living ?
i play the guitar in a band . and you ?
i go to school
cool . are you married ? any children ?
no but maybe someday
i am married , 3 sons and 4 daughters .
where are you from ?
usa . and you ?
i am in cali . . . u ?
tx . no flooding here though . do you have any pets ?


i once met a man i still believe was a vampire. my favorite food is shrimp. i sometimes spend too much money at the casino. my mom is a palm reader in new orleans. i love hanging out with my friends.

hey man , how are you ?
i just love this planet
is your name jill ? she plays games with me at the arcade .
no , my name is ichabod
are there many autistic kids where you are ichabod ?
no no no just me
i was just diagnosed . people have always said i was quiet and i think i am fine .
then you are fine . people suck
do you like linkin park ? i love them but i do not know why .
i really prefer industrial parks
what do you do all day
i sit around and eat
me too . i have not done much since high school .
m either , i cant read
i am sorry to hear that
that is ok . i cant type either


i m going back to school. i m a vegan. i love animals. i enjoy reading. i love country.

hello , do you like taco bell ?
it used to be my favorite , but now i have a vegetarian diet .
i am married to the ceo of taco bell . we do have some vegetarian items .
really ? do they use beans in place of meat ? i am an animal lover .
they will if you ask for it .
thank you . there is a taco bell down our rural road .
your welcome . i always like to make our customers happy .
do you have any hobbies besides the company ?
i like to read and listen to music .
i also like to read . i just finished waking the spirit . about music and healing
sounds interesting . i will have to check it out .
it is phenomenal ! i have been cracking the books late back in school
good luck on your studies .
thank you very much . i want to do something to help others and our country .


i work in the office , 9 till 5. this summer i went on vacation to italy. i live in a big city. i like italian cusine.

hi how are you doing today ?
fine , thank you . and you ?
i hate sugar , and sweets , how about you ?
i hate salt . i do not put salt in my food when i cook .
i am following s diet , balanced
that is wonderful , and sould healthy .
rollerblading is my past time , it is fun
i do not have free time to do fun things since work in the office all day .
oh , are you caucasian ? coz i am
no i am not caucasian . i am asian .
where are you from ? specifically ? do you like it there
i love united states . it is the beautiful country . nice people .
wow , that s so cool , and you love it here
yes i respect the country very much .
how do you like it here the
the law is good . and people are so nice .


i keep my hair cut very short. i am a member of the ymca. i love scary movies. i am learning to play the piano. i am allergic to cats.

hi hiw are you today
i am great thanks howa re you ?
pretty good where do you work ?
i work at a bookstore . where do you work ?
i do not i am retired you youngun
my hair is short is your hair long ?
its not i am old and bald
well my hair is kept in a very short cut . do u like movies ?
i do i get lots of time to watch
i enjoy scary movies how about you ?
those are not good for my old heart
what do you like to do for fun
i run a lot to stay healthy
do you enjoy running more than you enjoy the benefits ?
no i just want that good health
so what do you like to do for fun ?


i am strong. i never eat veggies. i am tall. i am young.

hi ! how are you ? i know mondays are so difficult ! i need another coffee already !
i am still pretty young so i do not really need coffee yet !
oh ! so i take it you do not drink wine either ?
no , i do not . i do not really like to eat my veggies either you ?
i love veggies ! however , my sons , jacob and tyler do not like to eat their veggies
are you tall ? i am short maybe from not eating veggies .
haha , no i am also short . are you married ?
yes i am , i am pretty strong to get married young !
yes you are ! i am also married . my husband , john is 20 years older .
that is amazing , commitment is great but marriage you definately have to work at .
i totally agree , we paint together . its very fun , and keeps us laughing !
that is great , common interests and things you like to do together definately helps !
yes ! i totally agree ! we love to drag the boys to museums for family bonding time
how old are the boys ?
they are 5 and 8 , i take it you do not have kids yet ?
yes he is very small still 1 years old .
oh what a sweet age !
yes , they cant give you an attitude quite yet !


i secretly love watching wwe wrestling. i get my nails done every saturday. i daydream about cafes in paris. i work as a receptionist at a lawyer s office.

hello , how are you doing tonight ?
hi there ! i am okay , hows you ?
i am fine , miss my mom a little .
oh , i see . did she pass away ?
yes , she died of cancer last year .
oh dear . i am sorry to hear that
thanks . are your parents alive ?
mine are both alive . divorced and remarried .
are married ? i am , happily , too .
i am not . i just work in an office
do you have any hobbies ?
i love to watch wwe , but i do not tell people that
why not ? do you think they will laugh ?
i guess i am just embarrassed
i think there is nothing embarrassing about it . do you exercise ?
not very often . but i get my nails done


i want to move. i don t like feeling controlled. i wish i could take back a mistake. i have a harsh inner critic. i don t like my reputation.

hey , how are you doing today ?
i am good looking to move out of my apartment
oh i have never been a big fan of moving .
yeah my apartment is soo small and i do not like my area
i live near mcdonalds , i am a cashier there on the weekends .
that is cool what do you like to do
in my spare time i look for ghost videos on youtube .
are you interested in ghosts ?
oh i love ghosts , but they do scare me a bit .
yeah are you a halloween fan
i am a huge halloween fan .
what are you going to be this year
i am going as a character out of a story i wrote called emily .
cool i probably will not dress up i am a harsh critic of myself
i am too , i have the worst color of hair its too brown for my liking .
i think brown hair looks nice


i love the sound of the rain. i do not like waking up early. i love photography. i like to use candles instead of lights. i enjoy spending a lot of money on my hobbies.

good evening , are you going to the fair tonight ?
i am doing great , its raining though . although i love that calming sound .
oh , i do too . i love the sound of the ocean crashing along the surf as well .
i love taking pictures of those zen moments too !
i am a photographer , i work remotely and often from the beach .
same and it really suits me since i hate waking up early for a normal job .
i do too . i like being up at night and sleeping during the day .
are we the same person ? ! ? ! the only problem is the different cameras and lenses get expensive !
i think we may be ! did you see the camera on the new iphone ? amazing !
i actually watched a clip where they were having trouble with the phone . funny !
did you ? i will have to check that out . i was too busy drooling over the camera .
true . have you ever used candles for lighting when taking pictures ?


i ve had the same job for 8 years. my favorite band is the rolling stones. i like to play guitar. i don t consume caffeine. mo mother worked as a nurse.

hi how are you this evening ?
hi , i just came back from work , it is so boring , been there for 8 years .
wow were do you work ? i am thinking of going to europe .
i am getting ready to listen do to some rolling stones and unwind .
sounds fun . my favorite hobby is shopping on the weekends .
europe is awesome ! the shops , the restaurants , the scenery everything !
my boyfriend and i are taking dance lessons in anticipation for our trip .
in my spare time i play the guitar , but i like shopping too .
that is cool . i just bought a dress today , a size 12 .
i like dancing , now i just do zumba , i just stared a new diet
that sounds fun ! is there anything you have never done ? mine is a cruise .
i do not eat caffeine at all or sugar and gluten free
that is a very healthy diet
yeah i have not gone to hawaii


i am a yoga instructor. my wife works as a diesel mechanic. i hope to visit quebec , canada someday. i love watching old movies.

good afternoon , how is it going ?
i am good . just got done with my yoga instructing .
i do that outdoors , i love it . then , i drink whiskey after , lol
lol cool . where are you from ?
i am from ohio . near the lake , where are you at ?
lol cool . where are you from ?
ohio , we have a lot of wineries here .
i am in new york . i have always wanted to go to quebec , canada though .
i love new york , my contacts come from a great shop there .
cool . what do you do for a living ?
i am a house wife , my husband is a detective .
my lovely wife is a diesel mechanic .
i take care of our cars , my husband is not a car guy .
that is cool . what are your hobbies ?
i do yoga , paint , go to the gym , volunteer with the police wives association
interesting . i am boring , i just like to watch old movies .


i m scared of left turns. i think i m failing my women s studies class. i got hired last week at mcdonald s. i have four siblings. i drive a blue honda civic.

hello , how are you this morning ?
i am great ! i just started my new job at the golden arches last week !
nice ! i volunteer with various human rights groups . those arches are on our list .
it is certainly helping my family . i am oldest of four the only one working .
that is very noble of you . have you ever seen young frankenstein ?
i have watched it quite a while ago .
it is my favorite . even though i am losing my sight , i can recall everything vividly .
i liked the movie spaceballs . i just saw it a few days ago .
i have not seen that one . i am making a few outfits from young frankenstein .
do you plan on dressing up in one for halloween ?
no , i like making my own wardrobe . gives me something to do .
oh cool that sounds like fun ! i enjoy photography and image editing .
i also like photography , my vision does not allow for editing .
sorry to hear that . playing around with them on the computer is great fun


i breed maine coon cats and show them. my parents recently moved to florida. i love to cook. i am going on a cruise next month.

hello . how are you today ?
doing great ! my name is john woods . i live in san diego
my name is sandy fields and i live in tennessee
i have been to nashville . its great ! my parents just moved to florida
that is lovely , my husbands parent retired there
i breed maine coons cats and there is a huge convention there next month !
my kids and i love cats , but their hair gets everywhere
i agree ! it can be pesky ! do you have any other pets ?
no , thankfully . having two kids and a cat makes it hard enought to clean the house !
i do not have a family yet but hopefully soon . going on a singles cruise in december
wonderful , i love to travel . my husband and i traveled for mission work before had kids
wow ! is that how you met ?


my favorite band is rise against. my favorite team is the raptors. i usually go to bed late. i like sports. i am studying to be a dentist.

hi , i am from a large family with 5 siblings , how about you ? .
i am a college student from cali
what state are you from or is ca your home state ?
yes i was born and raised here
so you are close to home ?
yes i am . how about you ?
no , moved to the mid west and see lots of land not just buildings
how are you liking it ?
its different , i am in n dakota and wait tables for a living .
do you go to school ?
yes , but still in college . have great teacher who helps me draw what i see .
what are you going to school for ?
general business with hopes to become a manager of some sort .
that would be a good thing to get into
i hope so . what are you studying ?
i am currently studying dentistry


i love to travel. i have two full sleeves of tattoos. my hair is short and pink. i work as a freight truck driver. i am a 43 year old woman.

hi . how are you doing ?
good , 43 yr old female named becky
great . what is your habit ?
i like to dye my haire pink and short . and a truck driver .
i like to listen country music when i have free time
oh cool i have tattoos both my arms covered .
oh really ? what is those tattoos ? words or picture ?
bunch of stuff . being a truck driver also gives me the time to travel .
i love travelling too especially go to a place with beach .
i love the beach , it is my favorite place
awesome . i love reading on the sand and enjoy the sun bath
yeah best time to have a life
it makes me so relax
it is sooo relaxing on the beach .
yes . it is really nice to chat with you
it is nice to be at the beach and just enjoy the sound and water .


i am a georgia resident. i love to read fiction books. my favorite fiction genres are sci fi and horror. i play in a nfl fantasy football league.

hi , how are you doing today ?
i am good . what do you like to do for fun ?
it s going to sound boring but i love to knit and read . you ?
i love to read too ! sci fi and horror are my favorites . what about you ?
i m into classic literature . i m a tutor actually , things like pride and prejudice
where do you teach ? i live in georgia . anywhere in that state ?
no , i m in oregon . and i tutor high school kids wanting to get into ivy league schools
wow you must be really smart . do you like sports at all ?
i do . i like football , baseball , boxing . what about you ?
i love football . i play in a fantasy league .
i tried that one year . i wasn t very good at it .
oh i am not good at it . i just enjoy it !
lol , hold on , i went walking around barefoot as usual and stepped on something
oh no are you okay ?
yeah , just a friggin pine cone part or something . you have pines in georgia ?
i am not good with nature so i am not sure if they are pines or not


i like to make bagels. i am a cartographer. i like to paint outdoors.

hi how are you ?
i am doing well , tell me about yourself
i just got a new black car tha tim pretty excited about
that is awesome ! what do you do for a living ?
i am in between jobs right now what about you ?
i am a cartographer , i make carts .
that is cool
i am kidding its actually someone who makes maps , i also paint outdoors
lol what kind of food do you like ?
i love bagels , i make my own .
that sounds great i love brunch food
personally i find it more like any time of the day food


i work two jobs as a cashier. i love dark clothes. i love non gmo foods. favorite band is red hot chilli peppers. i love cold weather.

hi hows it going hope youre doing well
pretty good . getting ready to head out to my second job . you ?
i work with animals . i am a vet
oh that sounds like a rewarding career ! how are you liking this weather ?
not very much but its great
i love it ! i am so over the heat
gotta look after my 3 dogs and 2 cats
that should be an easy task for a vet
i would think so . happenstance i am vegan too
i try to eat healthy too . only non gmo foods for me
that is good . lets live long tgt
that is right buddy ! live long and prosper
thank you mate . may the force be with you
and may the force be with you and your many pets


i like listening to blues music. i am mixed with puerto rica and chinese. i speak english and spanish fluently. my favorite artist was prince.

hi how are you today ? sorry ! !
i am well . listening to some blues this morning
is that your favorite music ?
actually my favorite is prince . do u have any hobbies ?
i love baseball its the best !
do u play or just like to watch ?
i love the watch . go nats !
nice ! do u speak any other languages ?
i do not but i would love to learn . you ?
i can only speak english and spanish . what do u do for work ?
i work for the government but do not tell anyone
i certainly wo not ! i do data entry its a tad boring . yours sounds exciting .
yeah but i always gotta watch my back
oh no ! sounds a bit unsafe !
yeah it keeps me on edge that is why i watch baseball
i can imagine so ! i would love to learn to cook chinese . my mom was half chinese .


i sleep a lot. i love sweets. i am in high school. i cs and ds. i love bruno mars.

hi ! i hope you are somewhere safe during the storms and wildfires !
i sure am ! my high school is doing a blood drive this week , to help out
my daughter is volunteering as well at a shelter for fire victims
very cool . i hope everyone is safe .
me too ! what year are you in high school ?
i am a junior , i do not get very good grades .
oh , that is too bad . i am sorry .
its okay . i only sleep in class anyway
well , that would explain the less than stellar grades . are you worried ?
no . my parents are very rich .
so they will provide for you after you graduate ?
of course ! they hired bruno mars for my birthday party .


i drive a black car. my favorite food is steak. i listen to rap. i like meat. i am working in finance.

hi , how are you today ?
good , i just had a steak . i love eating meat ! you ?
sounds good , i am having a late start . i am busy wedding planning .
when is the special date ? i work with finances , do you need help ?
i plan weddings as a job , my business could use some help yes .
great ! i have a black car and i like to rap to snoop dog !
who does not like snoop ! that is cool . my favorite is 80s music
nice , what else do you like ?
yellow , everything yellow . i also love architecture .
do you have a yellow car ?
no , but i would love one . what do you do for fun ?
rap , go to work , and eat meat . you ?
all things weddings , planning , attending , researching . that is it really .
neat ! how did you get interested in weddings so much ?
i just found that i had a knack for planning events .
i have one of those with money ! green fingers it is .


i am a christian. i like football. my father used to work for microsoft. i work in the it industry. my favourite band is kings of leon.

hi how are you doing
i am good how are you on this blessed day ?
i am good looking for a job
that is no fun have you ever considered working in it
i dropped out of school
you do not need a degree just ask my father
that sounds nice but what i really want is a boyfriend
what would you say your favorite band is ?
i listen to what ever is on the radio
have you ever heard of kings of leon ?
yeah i kind of like them
wow you are a rare person then !
i feel like they are pretty popular
it depends on the circle in which you run


my back hurts chronically. i just want my voice to be heard. i am passionate about a lot of things. i am an old soul. i tend to work myself up.

eating healthy is really important so i eat a lot of grass
that is one of the many things i am passionate about
i am so glad to hear that , people do not realize food is killing them
well , i do have an old soul .
i do too , i sleep as much as an elderly person !
i have chronic back pain so being vertical helps me
i am sorry to hear that . how long have you been in pain ?
ever since i can remember . i get worked up about things
me too . maybe that is why i cannot find anyone to marry me ?
i understand that . i want my voice to be heard
you could hear it really loud in the grand canyon . maybe go there ?
i am very passionate about traveling . maybe i will go there
it is so pretty in the fall and winter , my favorite time to go
lets go on a trip together there
i would like that very much . we could sleep in and then hear your voice
and you would be able to help me with my chronic back pain


i like to watch mma. i lift weights , but i never do squats. i drink protein powder with nothing but water. i m entering the police academy this summer. my prized possession is a bowie knife.

hello . how are you doing ?
great , i am in super physical shape . what do you like ?
i like sports and money
nice , i like mma what kind of sports do you like
tennis mostly . what is mma ?
its mix martial arts . i have to lift a lot of weights
that sounds like a lot of work
it is . i am getting ready to start police academy . you ?
i work at a desk . are you excited ?
i am excited except i cannot take my prized possession
what exactly is your prized possession
it is a bowie knife . do you have one ?
i have a few . i like to camp .
camping is fun . i drink my protein powder on camping trips
that sounds very sustainable . what else do you do ?
i like to lift weights as long as i do not have to do squats


i enjoy running. my father is in prison. my favorite band is creed. i went on welfare last month , which makes me want to run into traffic in front of big trucks.

hi there , i am in la . this is a hot town , but beautiful scenery .
i bet ! i would love to run along the streets there
yes , it is good for that , and especially griffith park or just beverly hills below sunset .
i would love that . tell me about your parents
my parents are in the industry and very famous , that is all i can tell you .
interesting ! do they know creed ? that is my fave band
i think they do , but i do not , i am a classical musician .
what kind of instrument do you play ?
piano , and i study now privately with a juilliard import .
very nice . do you make a lot of money right now ?
i make a good amount , yes . nightclubs and concerts . how about you ?
unfortunately i just started getting welfare recently . it makes me feel horrible
that is rough . i hope you can find a way out of that . best wishes .
thank you . otherwise i am going to kill myself
you may need to contact someone immediately until you can get therapy . hotlines are there .
thank you . when i go for a jog it really helps


i go to high school. i am a boy. i play ice hockey. i live in the united states.

tex mex is so delicious ! what is your favorite food ?
good . my favorite food living in the us is steak and broccoli .
do you have a pet ? mine is a puppy the name is tiki .
i do . after ice hockey practice i always run to my pup lex .
i work in the kindergarten as a teacher
that is good i am still in high school .
glad you have a pup too , my major in college is early childhood education and you ?
mine education is provided by rap artists .
do you walk your puppy daily ?
i do not , i go to the gym daily so its tough to spread the energy .
you get tired easy ? that is what you mean ?
after heavy lifting and long cardio sessions , yeah .
how is your puppy doing now ?
she is ok , she is living life .
what do you mean by living life ?
i mean she gets to run freely and have fun all day .


i drive a truck for a living. i exercise 4 times a week. i recently bought a camper. my favorite sport is football. i am former military.

hi , want to talk ? how tall are you ?
i am 5 feet and 7 inches . how about you ?
six foot even . i ask to establish dominance early on , shortie
hey ! ! i may be stronger . lol
doubt it , but more importantly i like classical music very classy
i like an array of music from rock to country to classical .
i honestly do not care , i only like going to the opera
i played classical music all the time for my children .
i love vacationing in paris more than my children
i have never been out of the country .
that is too bad , do you at least have a good car ?
i have one that gets me where i need to go .
i drive a bentley , it is my favorite type of car , 6 foot minimum
what ? i drive a pick up truck .
oh yeah ? no implication there , you do you . i like turtles .
you drive a bentley and trying to earn a few bucks on here ? what ?
yeah i am researching a role , i am also an actor
good luck with your career .


i listen to metal music. i wear a lot of leather. i have boots i always wear. i sleep in late during the day. i have black spiky hair.

hello . how are you doing tonight ?
i slept al day so i am wide awake . how are you ?
i am ok . finding the little things in life to enjoy .
you should listen to more music . it is good for your soul .
oh i do . since both my parents died i listen to a lot of music .
i like a lot of metal music but not the stuff that is popular today .
i listen to it when i walk cause i refuse to take the bus .
real metal heads wear leather like me but kids today they wear popular fashion
i have a leather battle vest with old school death metal patches on it .
i got my first leather jacket at a deicide concert back when they were new .
when satan rules this world is my favorite song . once upon a cross . great album .
old school metal is the real deal . today is just boy bands with tattoos and guitars
agreed . the god metal is still underground . will always be there .
and they have to have spiky black hair like me to be cool .
haha . i have a 8 inch goatee and a giant mohawk .
they cant be a man because they do not have the same spiky black hair as me


i am in a motorcycle club. i am a grown woman. i have gone 208 mph for for than 10 minutes. i have more then 10 tattoos.

hi how are you doing ?
i m doing ok i just got out from the club motorcycle
that is nice . is that a local motorcycle club ?
yes it is even though i m a woman all grown
do you have a motorcycle of your own ?
yes and i drove it like 208 mph
that is certainly very fast ! where do you usually drive ?
where there s no people around i do it in 10 minutes
which part of the world are you from ?
i am from california and i have 10 chapters more than
i see . i live in colorado but i do not own a bike
it s easy to learn and you have fun
i am hoping to learn to drive one soon
yes you can it is easy


i drive a black car. i have a black purse. i like rock music. my favorite artist is guns and roses. i like to wear black.

i think i sprained my ankle hiking with my brother
oh no ! go to the doctor .
i am , to get back on my feet soon for another hike before the season is over
that is good . do you listen to rock music ? i like it .
i suppose so . i have worked on some rock concerts before .
awesome ! guns and roses is my favorite .
what else do you like ?
i like being gothic . everything i wear is black . my purse and even my car is black .
you would probably think its cool that i was born . . . under a blood moon then
totally . people look at me like i am weird though .
weird is good . i do some weird stuff , too
i know right . i believe that everyone does weird things .
heck , even my work is weird .
yes . my work is definitely weird . i just live a weird life . lol .
what do you do for work ?
i get paid like 5 a day to test things .
oh , i just work odd jobs here and there
yes . i definitely know what you mean .


i am a painter. my wife hates me , she thinks i am lazy and poor. i won a lottery 6 years ago but nobody knows. i paint organic scenes with pretty trees.

hey there , how goes it ?
good . tired after a long day painting houses . you ?
i hear ya . long day at the office building drones for me , haha .
i do picture painting in my spare time . trees and nature mostly .
cool . i am a huge anime fan , so i really enjoy attending different comic cons .
right on . i go to . i won the lottery about 6 years ago . i keep it secret .
secret is out now ! my secret is i listen exclusively to techno . soooo nerdy _
i like trap and industrial .
cool that is really different ! do not know that i have heard industrial before .
it is like old school techno .
oh ok . i may have to check it out then ! any artist in particular ?
front 242 . see how you like them .
i will have to check it out . can i find them on youtube ?
yes . pretty much everything is on youtube .
that is true haha . awesome .
what kind of drones do you build ?


i like to smell my own farts. i like to place blame on other people even when i know it is my fault. i am always the one who buys the beers. i am from san fransisco.

hello , i am charles and like surfing a lot .
i like to play blame on others , apparently .
i just dropped it off from my wish list after getting trouble out it .
did you know i like to smell my farts ?
no . it sounds really strange .
i am shocked that i admitted that .
no , t looks like you are just straight and free to talk anything out of you .
if we were to go out , i would be the one to buy the beers .
that is great but i do not take beers as directed by my doctor .
that is probably a good thing . i am from san francisco
not good at all because i liked taking beers and am from florida
i really like to blame things on other people that i have done !
its fun but to only the one who is practicing it .
yeah i find it too funny .
its some other way of coming out of bad work clean and smart
i definitely like to be clean and smart . except for that farting issue .


i love traveling. i like to garden. i am a chef. i like photography.

hi how are you today ?
i am traveling which i love to a gardening show
do you know anyone hiring ?
well , i cook . can you work in a kitchen ?
no but i am fluent in 3 languages
photography could be anther avenue for you
except i am color blind meh
nooooo . i can help you then
but i am a mommy to 2 kids help me ! ! ! ! !
well if you are looking look in place you would not otherwise
true . do you have kids ?
no no kids , might get some though . one day
that sounds nice you should
maybe . kids are something else


i am a deaf man. i never learned how to drive. i love to read books. i sometimes scratch my nose for fun. my favorite number is 7.

hi how are you toda
hello i am well , how about yourself
where do you work at ?
well i am deaf so i work as a online assistant at apple
wow that sounds great really
yes its my seventh year there , that is my favorite number too
wow they must love you
i think so its a long time , in my spare time i read books
what kind do you read
all kinds , i love going to the library , but i cant drive there
why can you not drive
i never learned that is whyy
you need to practice then
yes i do , i like to scratch my nose sometimes
why just your nose then
i do not know its just somethin i like to do


i like to eat food. i dream of winning the lottery. i listen to rock music. i work for a large company.

hey there . whats your favorite color ? mine is blue .
i like pink , i think blue is too masculine color .
i was born male but a female since 17 . had surgery and all . still love blue !
oh , well , i am glad you are happy . what is your favorite food ?
pizza ! i eat it all the time here in the states . wish i had money though .
if i won the lottery , i would buy all the pizza in the world .
that would be amazing ! i need a better job .
my company is hiring over 2 , 000 people . we make guitars .
nice ! are they in the us ? i am
yes , they are in idaho , the secret home of the rock gophers .
rock gophers ? how cool ! i would dye em blue
yes , you could be their stylist . they would really like that .
another way to make money ! as a transgender person i would be a great barber
you could always give them mohawks . good day .
i hope you have a great life . good luck in the lotto
thank you . you too . good luck in general .


i also like ice cream. i like painting , i can cook well. i like pasta. i like cookies. i am a student.

hi how are you today ?
ugh i am so hungry . how are you ?
just ate some leftover chinese . not the healthiest breakfast .
i am a great cook but man my favorites are junk , ice cream , cookies . help !
i am glad we are talking in text i am deaf
i am currently studying asl at university . i could accomodate .
what do you do for fun ?
my hobbies are painting and cooking . . . and eating . i could go for some pasta right now .
what is your favorite number ?
69 ; what is yours ?
mine is 7 . spicy owche wawa
are you a student or do you work
i try to work but i cannot drive
me too . i just go to school
i scratch my nose for fun
the ole pick n flick eh ?


i work in a veterinary office. i have 2 cats. my favorite food is strawberries. i love to go to the beach. i am vegan.

would you like some of my jello ?
i work as an office veterinarian assistant
where at ? i have dogs that need their shots .
i would love to but my cats are with me
i have four bull dogs and can bring them by the office .
strawberries , i like those just like my 2 cats
do you like games like magic the gathering ?
nope , i need to go to the beach
we can take the dogs and you can teach me to whistle .
oh , that is a great idea really
great , the beach it is . i will bring the jello
i am actually a vegan
is jello considered vegan ?
it depends on what you put on your jello
i can put strawberries , since you like them .
but those are not just a strawberries though


i aspire to be a millionaire. watching sports is fun. i go to yoga. i used to be a meat eater but i m now a vegan. my favorite sport is hockey.

hi , how are you ? i teach kindergarten at a school .
i am well . that is cool , i am a vegan . you ?
i am not a vegan . i enjoy spicy tex mex food though
oh . i used to eat meat , i loved tacos . do you do yoga ?
no . what kind of music do you like ? my favorite band is the pretenders
i do yoga . i like all music . do you like any sports ?
i like baseball . i just got a puppy . do you have pets ?
i like watching sports , but hockey is my favorite . no pets , any life goals ?
teaching was one of my life goals . i went to college for early childhood education .
that is beautiful , i feel shallow i just want to be a millionaire
i would like to be one too . what do you do for a living ?
i own a small business . what do you do for fun ?
lately i have been spending time with tiki , my puppy . what about you ?
that sounds nice . i mostly just watch sports


i have an 18 year old son. i love animals. i volunteer walking dogs twice a week. i am a vegan.

hi how are you ? i was just reading .
i am well thanks . what do you like to read ?
pretty much anything when i am bored . how about you ?
i like reading about animals . do you have pets ?
no , work nights , sleep days so pets are out . what pets do you have ?
lots of animals . i love them . i volunteer walking dogs , too .
very kind of you ! i just read and write and work .
are you a writer ? or is that just a hobby ?
i write poems for a hobby . helps with the transition from the marines .
thank you for your service . i have a son who just turned 18 . kids ?
not that i know of , ha ! is he in college ? do you work ?
just a mom . he is in high school . did you go to college ?
moms make the world work ! no , did marines and now a bartender .
not a bad job . i waited tables when i was younger .


i work in a movie theater. nachos make me happy. i m constantly making short films with the camcorder my parents got me. my boyfriend is in acting school. i hate popcorn.

hi how are you doing ?
i am doing well , and you ?
pretty good . just trying to get some work done . i have an open house tomorrow .
are you a teacher ? could be fun
no i am a real estate agent and a waitress . what do you do ?
wow that is intense , i work at a cinema
that sounds like fun . my friends and i love to go to the movies .
me too , my boyfriend is going to school to become an actor
wow that is awesome ! i am still trying to find love .
oh i bet you will . you sound hard working
it is hard with so much work and being the youngest of 8 by family is intense .
wow that is a big family .
yup ! most of the time i love it !
nice , my parents bought me a camcorder . i make short films


i am ten years old. i have a lot of friends. i love dogs and cats. i live in a house. my dad works at the mill and my mom is a teacher.

hello . how are you today ?
hey i am doing okay how are you today ?
i am well . about to feed my dog . you ?
i just got home from school
ah cool . i am a teacher actually . really .
i just turned 10 my mother is a teacher too
oh yeah . so your a little kid ? huh . you trying to pull one over on me ?
i am not little i am 10 . i love animals dogs and cats are my favorite
oh i am sorry . i have a little puppy . so cute
aww what kind of puppy do you have
he is a stinky mutt . named tiki . you have pets ?
no i want one but my mom and dad said no
i am sorry maybe you are just to immature and they are too busy .
dad is always at the mill but i can take care of a pet
yeah maybe you could . you have any friends ? like to play ?
yeah i have 5 friends we play football and go to the park


i have one sister. i was born in san francisco. i am traveling to paris this year for my vacation. i work in the pharmaceutical industry.

hi how are you today ?
i am just chilling with my one sister . you ?
eating some lunch thanking about going to the park
there are some great parks in san francisco where i was born
i have seen pictures they do look beautiful
they are ! hoping to see some nice ones in paris this year on my vacation
i wish i could travel like that but i cannot get off work
what do you do ? i work as a part of the pharmaceutical industry
i manage the smithsonian in d . c .
wow , that sounds excited .
yes it is fun at times but stressful others but i love it .
maybe you should vacation to paris also
i would but i cannot walk so not sure how fun it will be with my chair
i am sorry ! my sister has a friend who cannot walk either


i have a family that are all tall. i love to be run. i am six feet tall. i like to dance with my friends. i really like to go to school.

hey there , hows it going ?
ok . but i have to get new shoes so i can run with my family .
that is cute , family bonding , you do that often then ?
oh yes . we are a tall family so we play basketball too when not running .
awe lucky , my dad was 6ft and my mom 5ft i ended up short like mom
i am six feet tall . all are taller than me in my family .
lol i would have neck problems in your family .
ll . i had an awesome day at school then awesome dancing with carla sue and betty lou .
awe that sounds fun i was practicing my music , cannot wait to get in the big time
oh i hope its dance music . i might could run to your music too .
well , my music has great rhythm so your invited !
wonderful . maybe i could dance to it with carla and betty and art .
yeah , bring as many people as possible , we will throw a concert !
oh if i do not wear myself out running first and trip over my feet or art .


i like going to canada. i play dungeons and dragons. i wear a lot of purple. i want to be a doctor.

hey whats up . i am a guy but i wonder what itd be like to be a girl
i like purple i wear it too much lol
tomato , tomato am i right ? is it okay to like like all people ?
i want to practice medicine as a doctor
i am not sure if my parents would like that of me .
yes lol play any games ? i play dungeons dragons
feelings are dumb and i do not understand them . rolls a 20 less . . . .
i want to leave , need to get back to canada
too cold , i like to eat moose though
you like to gamble ? yuck lol
i have been known to throw some 7s at the table
ever hit big ? i never tried


i like candy and soda. i am a man. i weight 300 pounds. i like the movie godfather. i am not healthy.

hey ! what do you do ?
hi i am currently unemployed , what do you do ?
i make money by taking photos of married couples .
that sounds interesting and fun . what do you do in your spare time
in my spare time , i play with my pet dogs .
what kind of dogs do you have ?
they are all mixed breeds . i have four of them .
i bet they are cute . do you like movies ?
no . do you ?
yeah i watch them all the time i think i have seen the godfather over 10 times
oh that is very nice . what else do you like to do ?
i am very over weight so i cannot do much
i see . in my spare time , i like to get tattoos on my arm . you ?
i do not have tattoos but some of my friends have them .


i am a girl who loves sports cars and video games. i like swimming. i only have three best friends. i am a fourteen year old living with my mom and grandparents. my favorite thing to do is research race cars in my free time.

hello , would you like to hear me play the piano ?
sure , that would be nice .
dum dum dum . . . . uh i think its out of tune . besides , my dog alfred is barking now
ironically one of my best friends also has a pet named alfred .
does that friend love to read about chinese history ? if so , hi best friend !
no . like me , they are into gaming .
pc ? i used to have an awesome tower with green lighting , which is my favorite color .
no , i am much more into console gaming . what are you into ?
i am mostly into pc . i still play consoles for madden and rpgs though .
rpg games , the last one i played was final fantasy . how about you ?
i recently played the tell tail walking dead series , it was amazing ! !
i agree . clementine is my favorite character from that game series . you ?
of course ! i love clem . she is so tough . i am ready to play season 3 !
i only watch the seasons be played . i do not play them personally .


i like to role play. my favorite food is pizza. i love cars. i do not like animals.

hi ! how are you ?
i am great . how about you
great ! just had a huge steak ! whats your favorite food ?
i love pizza . its the closest to heaven
for me , anything meat is heaven ! what kind of music do you like ?
i know . music with the sound of cars
you like cars ? i have a black bmw . you ?
yea i do . as much as role playing
what roles do you like playing ?
mostly important roles . but naughty ones too
oh , really ! what do you do ?
i do not do much . just talk
you must have a nice voice then ? i work too much , in finance .
not really . i sound like a crow
its probably better than when i try to sing along with the rap i listen to
yea . i think so too


i m a student at a small community college. i m twenty years old. i work at a hospital. i love pasta. i love to read fiction.

hi . how are you doing ?
hi , i read and write stuff . you ?
i actually work in marketing . i really love it !
i am a candy striper . you work ?
yeah , i just told you what i do . . .
hmmm . pasta is good for breakfast . you like pasta ?
no , not really . i eat raw veggies only and work out vigorously to look good .
i am 20 . how old are you ?
i just turned 23 last weekend .
good . i am an avid reader . you ?
i try to read a book a week and subscribe to around twenty magazines .
hospital work is fun ? you volunteer in hospitals ?
no . i volunteer at the local food pantry once a week and do missionary work on weekends .
community college is fun . some people really like .
spending time on my hair and makeup takes up a good portion of my mornings p
calzones and coffee are great . you own a condo ? i do .


i like simple jokes. my friend likes cartoons like south park. some jokes go too far. i like the flintstones.

hello how are you this evening ?
fine . going to watch an old flintstones video later .
i like tom and jerry . do you work ?
not right now . how about you ?
i am trying to break out into professional photography
what kind of pictures do you take ?
mostly landscapes . i live in a very beautiful place . where do you live ?
in a large city . i am interested in comedy and jokes . do you like it ?
sure . i do not own a television but i love comedy . ever seen curb your enthusiasm ?
cannot say i have . like to watch south park with my pal .
cool that is one of my favorite shows . haha
has good jokes . very simple . kind i like .
i like the old southpark . i am not very political . i am an anarchist
do you have family ?
i do not i am like batman
me neither . i have one friend .


my favorite thing to eat is a burrito. i am close to my mother , but not to my father. i am a guy that enjoys being a guy. i love to binge watch shows on streaming services.

hi , i am kate , i am located in north dakota and a waitress
hi how are you today
pretty good , i love to ride my bike to places . it s a small town .
do you want to move away
one day , right now taking care of my 5 siblings .
is it tough to do
very , when you are the eldest and act like a second parent .
that seems unfair to put on you
oh yeah well , . . . it is what my parents expect of me to do .
yeah tell those lazy bums to do it
i want my own life and live it . . . not sure how to escape .
the back door is usually the best option
i agree with you , i need to live and pursue my dreams .
yeah what is your dreams
to work in the city then move to new york , pursue as a journalist
do you enjoy that work


i live with my sisters and they provide me with all my needs. i love to clean my house. i enjoy reading. i am afraid to leave the house. when i was a child i was kidnapped by my uncle.

hi , what are you up to today ?
hello , not much . when i was a child i was stolen by my uncle .
that is scary . my mom is greek and i have many uncles .
that scars me . i have lived with my sisters since then .
do you do a lot of cooking at home ? i do and it relaxes me .
no i do not cook i do love to clean the house though
i hate cleaning . what do you do for fun ?
not much i am afraid to get out of my house
that is too bad . i love swimming outside , especially when it is hot .
the only thing i do is read . i do enjoy that
i read a book about colors and art recently . what is your favorite color ?
i love the color purple .
i love green ! purple and green go very well together .
oh yes i agree lol
where did you grow up ?
i grew up in georgia , what about you ?


i got hired last week at mcdonald s. i drive a blue honda civic. i have four siblings. i m scared of left turns. i think i m failing my women s studies class.

hey there ! i am 39 years old . how old are you ?
i am 22 . . . . do you work ?
i do . and because of that . . . i have to take 4 pills every day to live .
oh i am sorry . . . . i started working last week in fast food
do yall serve cheese ? it is my favorite food !
yes on our burgers . . . i needed gas for my blue honda civic
i do not own a car . i cannot stand to drive .
i have a car but i get scared making left turns so that makes it hard
i bet it does ! do you like music ? i love the backstreet boys .
i love them as well . . . i am taking some college clases
what kind of classes are you taking ?
currently women studies but i am not sure i will pass
maybe you could get a tutor to help ?
i have four sisters maybe they could help
they should definitely be able to help you . i am sure you will do fine .
what kind of work do you do ?


sometimes i listen to gary human to be ironic. i like eating fresh mangoes in the morning. i like chasing comodo lizards on a private island. going snorkeling is my favorite thing to do. i only use apple products because i feel everything else is inferior.

hello how are you doing ?
good . . how are you doing
i am good . just got done practicing the trumpet .
that is cool . . i love to learn some music instruments
i am in the band in my high school . i love music .
i used to be in band as vocal when i was in school
its cool to meet other people who like music . i like making new friends .
ofcource . . what kind of music u like ?
everything . i am really into the head and the heart and group love right now . you ?
i like the rock music much
that is a good one . seen any good movies lately ?
not a big fan of movies . . i am a kind of out going person
my movie collection is over 600 between my dad and i . what do you like ?
i like trekking and mountain climbing


my favorite food is cheeseburgers. i play the bass guitar. i like to go out fishing. my mother is a teacher in the city. i work out daily.

good afternoon , how are you today ?
afternoon ! i am great thanks , yourself ?
ok i guess , i was gonna shoot some arrows but this hurricane is keeping me inside .
the weather is awful is not it ! i was hoping to go fishing this weekend
i wanted to ride my motorcycle .
ca not really do much in this weather !
luckily i got my gutters cleaned last week !
i would not like to clean them in this weather .
i hear ya ! luckily we got everything done .
what do you do on days like this then ?
well , right now just watching reports and charging up anything electronic ,
cool . i have been having a jam on my guitar .
oh man , i miss my guitar .
what kind of guitar did you play ? i play the bass .


my mother was an rn. my father was a dry wall finisher. i love history. i am a technician.

in college i studied to be a nurse
how cool my mother is an rn
i make alot of money as a nurse , so i shop alot now
i am a computer technician
awesome , does she like driving in the country to pass the time ?
does who like driving ?
that sounds interesting , what are your hobbies
you are not reading what i type
your mother ! , i find it relaxing to drive with the windows down
everyone likes driving with the windows down
well that is not true , people in the artic probably do not
i think they would if it was not so cold
what do you do to relax ?
i really am into history i read constantly about historical figures
it never really gets cold here in florida
that is cool do you have kids ?


my favorite color is blue. i love to ride my bike on the weekend. i post on reduit often. i am an insurance salesman.

hello how are you today
doing great weeks half over looking forward to the weekend
yes i am so glad . i have a prius
i like to ride a bicycle i have probably passed you before
yes you may have . i also enjoy hiking
i like hiking it beats selling insurance oh wait i sell insurance
ll i pee on roses all the time
well it is great to have a hobby i might mention it on reduit
i am a canadian women who loves volcanos
wow that was a truck load i really like blue things
blue things are cool but pink is cooler
do you like playing or watching hockey ?
neither i love to eat ginger snaps
the best ginger snaps in the world are in williamsburg virginia
maybe or maybe right in my hometown
true there is no place like home


i am an avid quilter. i am a pharmacist. i was a wild child in my younger years. my grand children mean the world to me.

i am a mom in her forties and have two sons in high school
i am a mom and a grandma . my kids are all grown .
i go to this friends group which i hate
oh ? why do you keep going , then ?
i go to this friends group which i hate
what makes you keep going if you hate it ?
i feel like i run from one activity to the next .
that sounds like me years ago . . . are all thos activities important ?
because it gets me out of the house . but gets my husband off my back .
how long have you been married ? do you love him ?
those cross country and other sports activities
sports are good , but do not overdo it .
as well as basketball practice . . . when will it stop ? !
it is up to you to stop it . see what you truly enjoy .
i know i sound over dramatic but it s my kids . . . i cannot take it .
how many kids do you have ?


i am a recruiter. my favorite meal is brunch. i do not own any pets. my car is black.

hello , i am jonson . how are you this evening ?
i am doing good tonight . how are you ?
doing well . i hate i came home late from work . i missed my favorite tv show .
sorry to hear that . i know the feeling .
i am a huge battlestar galactia fan .
i like the new and the original ones . i have big seat covers in my black car .
funny , i sell seat covers door to door .
lol . i am a recruiter who is thinking of , but not sure about getting a cat .
if i could have a pet i would want a bear . a black bear to be precise .
oh wow . that is a pet ?
my uncle had one a while back . raised him up from a cub .
where can a person live and raise a bear ?
parts of oregon are suitable . i live on a farm here and bears are plentiful .
i would image they are in oregon .
do you like beets ? maybe i cold mail you some
i do , i have a beet salad at brunch which is my favorite meal .


as a child , i won a national spelling bee. i have a severe phobia of wide open spaces. i have been published in the new yorker magazine. i am a gourmet cook.

hello . . . i am new to the area .
have you read my article in the new yorker ?
no . i have been busy finishing my bachelors degree .
it was a chronicle of my childhood adventures as a national spelling champ
very interesting . i majored in education . i just got a new job .
what is your job ? i cook gourmet dinners but not as a profession
it is in education . i just moved to an apartment near my job .
i live in an apartment also , not a house , as i am severely afraid of open spaces
i would like a house one day , as i would love to have lots of children .
if i have children , i hope they will be national spelling bee champs like me
that would be good . i am still young 22 .
i also hope they can cook gourmet meals but not have my fear of open spaces
that would be the best of both worlds .
if only we could pass on all our best traits to our children
if only they could all spell well .
yes but i sure do not wish my phobias on them or anyone else


i have trouble getting along with family. in allergic to peanuts. i am usually very shy. i like eating vegetables.

hello and how are you doing this evening ?
i am doing very well kind sir
been busy today . my son and i went to the park and had fun
do you enjoy spending time with family ?
yes , i do . being 25 i am busy in general . the military keeps my real busy
well that is good my family just some dirty old cunts
since i used to be a wrestler when i was in hs maybe i should come over
good you can put some whores on the floor i like it
not so sure i could do that
i do it everyday aka getting laid no jk i am way too shy
do you have a favorite color ? mine is blue
my favorite color is green the color of life and money


i just took a trip to london. i hate green beans. i m very religious. i love to watch game shows. i m easily agitated.

pizza , pizza , and more pizza solves everything
i just got back from london and i got to meet the pope . yes pizza is awesome .
i have a coloring book for all the animals
i do not like green beans but they put them on my pizza ! why would they do that ?
i see a clown behind you , please watch out
oh you can color 2 of each animal for my arc . i am a religious person .
i remember when i met you on the island you was building that little hut
i am building my arc and preparing for the floods . i also like game shows a lot .
noone cares what you like , its all about what you can do for them you know ?
this is true but i get agitated so easily .
why do you get agitated
friends say its because i am so religious and different .
10 commands is holy grail , if you do not agree , religious war it will be !
i get agitated at some of the silliest things sometimes .
sorry to hear that , perhaps you should drink more water
it was 15 commandments but they locked the other 5 away in london .


i am only 5 foot tall. i have a thick full beard. my hair is as red as the sunset. i have 8 brothers and we are close. my parents are in there 80s.

hi , how goes it ?
hello its going good . . . u ?
good , watching a vancouver grizzlies game . love basketball . you ?
i am more od a music lover and reader myself
oh cool , i do not read much , i run a lot . for fun and marathons .
you must be very fit
i try . lol . i run outside , but its getting cold here in ontario .
what do you do for a living ?
i work in an office . boring stuff . you ?
i am a clown
sounds fun . you do lots of birthdays ?
yes that is all i do . it works for me
it would be a cool job .
what kind of office work do you do ?
quality assurance for a call center
where are you from ?


i take great care of my skin. i like to dress up for other people. i never cook. i think i ll be famous one day.

hi how are you doing
good , just doing my daily skin care routine .
that is important to take care of your skin what product do you like
i like using all kinds . whatever famous people use usually .
that is true i love finding a good new product
i want to already be used to famous people products , for when i am famous
are you an actress or a singer
neither . i just want to dress up , be famous , look good . like paris hilton .
that is funny how are you going to achieve that
hm , i do not really know . can you help me ?
sure i can try do you know anyone famous
i met grumpy cat once .
that is pretty cute i met doug the pug
oh my , i want to meet him . i would cry .
it was a pretty awesome experience
maybe i should be a youtuber


my favorite color is blue. my mom taught me how to play the cello. everyday i go swimming at the y. i collect stamps. i love going to concerts on the weekend.

how are you doing tonight
i am great . how are you ?
i am ok just laying in bed watching tv
me too ! i was out swimming today and i am just winding down .
i love to swim and play sports
i go swimming everyday ! do you have any plans for this weekend ?
no just chill and play with my children
nice ! i am going to go to a concert this weekend .
which concert are you going to
blue man group . they are one of my favorite !
that is cool i do not know who that is
and not just because blue is my favorite color . ll !
lol i did not even think about that lol
i am very into music . my mother even taught me how to play the cello !
that is cool i love music but i never played any
i love playing the cello ! it relaxes me !


i am allergic to nuts. 1984 is my favorite book. i am working on a biology degree. i love book. i am in college.

i love to eat pasta ! if i won the lottery i would eat it all the time .
how about nuts ? i am allergic to it .
i love nuts ! i drive fast when i know there is a deal at the store !
i am currently at college . what do you do ?
neat , i love hearing rock music !
i love reading books . my favorite is 1984 .
that is old ! what is it about ?
it is about big brother . also i am getting degree in biology .
so you are smart ? my car drives 150 mph .
i like to think so .
i hope i win the lottery this week .
i wish you good luck .
thanks , i am sleepy . are you ?
no . i just woke up .
oh lucky ! what else do you like ?
i love video games too .


i work with my wife. my wife is a breast cancer survivor. i am a zookeeper. i have trained over 20 types of animals.

hey , do you have any hobbies ?
hi , i am training my animals right now , so may type slow !
cool , what kind of animals do you train ?
tigers , lions , giraffes , zoo animals . my wife helps me , are you married ?
nope . my hobbies are singing , running and cooking
sounds fun ! i helped my wife with health issues , too .
that is very noble of you
thanks , i hope your singing makes you famous !
ll its not that good .
well , as long as it is fulfilling to you , very nice talking to you !
it was nice talking to you too .
i bet you will cook a very good meal to enjoy today !


i don t like the beach. zebras are my favorite animals. i dream of becoming a famous actress. i m allergic to milk.

hello , how are you tonight ?
could be better . i wish i were a famous actress .
do you sing when you act ? singing is my favorite thing to do !
not really . i want to act with animals . zebras are my favorite .
that sounds like a really specific job , acting with animals
it is . my last audition was on a beach , but i do not like beaches !
beaches are perfect places to run
i agree . i just do not like sand .
i agree , it can be a pain , gets stuck in everything
i hate it . like i do milk . gives me allergies .
milk makes strong bones though , how do you supplement your diet ?
i am vegetarian . you can get all your nutrition from plants , you know ?
no you cannot . you need protein to survive , and most plants do not have all your nutrients
have you heard of soya beans ?
legumes have protein , but not enough . humans need a well rounded diet .
are you some expert nutritionist ?


i am from mexico. i like to bake. i used to be a chef , but i am a teacher now. i have 2 cats. i like to go on walks.

hi how are you today
i am good thanks for asking
what do you do for work ?
i teach high school in mexico
wow i bet that is el fun
i do not think that is a word lol
it means the fun in spanish duh
what do you do for a living ?
i do accounting its like counting for lazy people
what city are you from ?
i do not really stay in one place
where are you at now ?


i am thirty two years old. i am on a diet. i can t drive. i am a house wife. i have been married eight years.

hi , how are you today ?
hi . can you drive me to weight watchers ?
how far away is it ?
i am not sure . i do not usually leave the house .
what is your favorite food ? mine is pizza .
mine was pizza . now it is carrots .
oh , that is good . are you in a relationship ?
i married my sweetheart eight years ago today .
happy anniversary . i am single and not interested in a relationship .
ah . i stayed single until i was twenty four .
do you have any hobbies ?
no . i just clean my house all day . you ?
i like to read suspense novels .
cool . can you recommend a good author ?
i do not have a favorite .
ah . i used to love reading while eating pizza .


during the week i go to college to become a lawyer. i live in a tiny house to save money. i listen to blues and jazz. i tend bar on the weekends.

hi ! how are you today ?
i am great , thanks . just listening to music and relaxing . yourself ?
i am just playing with my five cats . what kind of music ?
i have miles davis on at the moment . i enjoy jazz and blues .
that is cool . i have a musical family , although i am not very talented .
that is cool . and , not everyone is . what do you do for a living ?
not too much . i am actually part of a royal family . what do you do ?
oh my . i go to college during the week and tend bar friday night through sunday night .
that sounds really interesting . what do you study ?
law . one day i will be a lawyer .
that is a great profession . my future has been determined for me .
what shall that be ? i will save my money and live in a tiny house .
i will be the queen of england . my house will not be very tiny .
that is amazing ! you will be able to enjoy the crown jewels .
maybe . for now i will just enjoy my cats .
lol . i hope that you have a great night


i have always wanted a pot bellied pig. my favorite book is anne of green gables. i won a beauty pageant one time but did not feel like it was worth the effort. i love owning nice office supplies. my mom teaches kindergarten and my dad is a tax assessor.

hi ! i think you went to high school with me .
really ? small world . my mom teaches , but only kindergarten .
i am hoping to be a teacher after i retire . i love music !
my dad did not take the same passion . he is a tax assessor .
whoa ! i am in finance now . i got out of high school in 86 .
what hobbies do you have ? i like to read anne of green gables .
i read music haha . playing piano is my passion . i read mostly internet news
my passion is office supplies . i am a sucker for some new pens and paper !
ha ! i collect fountain pens and moleskins . we are connecting ha
yes ! heres the real test . . do you own a pot bellied pig ? i want one !
good lord no ! i own a ten year older . that is it ! you are funny
girl or boy ? if its a girl , avoid pageants . the one i did was lame .
boy but i wanted a girl . oops . i can try again one day .
yes ! boys are easier in my opinion .


my favorite sport is hockey. my mom is a painter. i start my senior year of high school next week. my best friend just moved away. i went to japan this summer.

hi
kon nichiwa ! ll ! i just got back from japan . how are you ?
are you japanese ? how was it ?
no . my mom sold some of her paintings to a gallery there .
what do you do ?
dude i start senior year next week . almost done ! you ?
i work at walmart
cool ! do you like hockey ? its my life !
no i play video games all day
my best friend , ross , moved away . we play games on xbox .
oh yeah what games ?
call of duty , zelda , walking dead , life is strange . you like those ?


i have a tattoo of an angel on my hip. my eyes are brown. i love going to concerts. i m a vegan.

how are you doing today
good name is jane , have brown eyes
cool . you you like meat ?
no i do not eat meet . vegan here ! ! plant based diet only
me too . most people do though
i enjoy concerts ! do you ?
i like bon over . what bands do you like ?
well i am going to a pink floyd cover band this week .
that sounds fun . do you go to a lot of concerts ?
not lately , from time to time when i have extra cash i do .
yeah , they are very expensive
they are , even the good seats . do you have a tattoo ? i have one .
what kind of tattoo do you have
it is a tattoo of an angel on my left hip .
what does it stand for
it was something that just reminded me of my grams . she had angels in her house


i get sad a lot. i am bisexual. i think i might need help. i just lost my job and i am looking for something new.

hello how are you today ?
i am sad thanks how are you ?
oh no ! that is not good . hopefully things get better . i am good
yeah i got fired from work now i am looking for something new
i know the feeling i got fired in june . i am looking for a job as well
that is cool what are you looking for exactly ?
customer service job . but i applied for a couple of companies so i am waiting
hey good luck to you brother sister . tell me about yourself
thanks . and i am a lady . been working from home for 7 years
i like your style . hustle hard ! freelance ?
yes i do freelance every now and then such as data entry , etc
how many wpm ? i am kind of slow at typing to be honest


my favorite team is the washington nationals. my favorite food is pizza. i like sports. i work for a government agency. i prefer baseball over football.

howdy how are you doing i am fine myself nice night .
good to hear . i am ok . just got off work from the irs .
i am glad i do not owe anything to i rs
i just fill paper clips and pencils . my real passion is baseball .
that is cool i like sports bet you play good .
i played for a few years . i prefer it over football any day .
that is cool i am born and raised in a small town .
i was raised in chicago . i enjoy the pizza from there . it is my favorite .
that is my favorite to i love going out to shop .
where do you shop ? i like to shop fpr washington nationals merchandise .
i shop in new jersey malls nice clothes .
i have only ever been there once . i used to live in upstate new york .
i want to someday become a nurse great cash .
that would be cool . helping people is admirable .
up state new york is very huge and nice .
albany kind of sucked . haha . i live in the midwest now .


i have played since i was 4 years old. i am a violinist. i am gong to adopt a dog very soon. i recently discovered a new love for indian food. my mother was a nurse.

hey there , how are you ?
i am fine , when i was only age 4 , i play the violin
that is interesting ! i eat too many french fries , so i smell ike them .
violinist is my profession , i will get a dog soon by adoption
i am an engineer , but i am bad at math .
i love french fries too , recently i am falling in love with indian food
i just bought a new sweater , so i have to be careful with my fries .
that is odd for an engineer , my mothers profession was nursing
i am not a good engineer . i am warm with fries , though .
do not get grease on it , it happens . . .
what is your dogs name ?
lizzy is the name , you have a dog ?
no , only french fries at home
do you like dogs ? how about cats ?
i love dogs and cats , i have 3 cats , a snake , 3 aquariums , and a husband ,
your husband is a pet ? that is so funny . lol


i hope to one day be a published author. i work in a used book store. i love art museums. i write short stories in my free time.

hey names jace and my car is a lease
mine is too ! i work in a book store . i cannot afford a new car .
yeah i know it is not easy , i want to own it if possible
good luck ! i want to be an author someday
go of it . the car i drive is black .
do you like going to museums ?
yes i do . depending on them
going to the art ones is my favorite ;
i enjoy having brunch with friends and i have no pets
i love to eat lunch . i wrote stories when i eat lunch .
that sounds like a fabulous thing to do .
it is so relaxing and fun .
i can sense that it seems like it do you blog about it ?
no , i like to keep it to myself


i wish my mom was healthier. i wish i could go to a better school. i worry about my image. i live in a bad neighborhood.

hi i am nick ride scooter is my game
i wish i lived in a safe enough neighborhood to ride a scooter .
ha ha , music is not my thing , you have rough music in your area ?
i mean sure there are a lot of gangsters .
my hair is red if i go there it will be gang color !
i wish i had a better chance to get an education here . the schools are horrible .
do you have friends there , i have lots here . you going back to school ?
i want to but my mom is unhealthy so i stay with her
you are a good person ! she will be very happy with you .
i do not know . my image around here is not helped by it .
did you listen to some crappy music ? maybe that is why ? sorry
you seem quite focused on music .


my favorite flower is a lily. i work at a doctor s office. i love dogs. i am single. i enjoy reading.

how are you doing today ?
hi how are you ? my name is lily
my name is penny . i am at work
i just got off work . surrounded by sick kids all day !
my parents are teachers they come home tired
i bet ! i have some cute pups to come home to , i adore them ! what about you ?
yes i love animals they are the best
are not they ? ! what do you enjoy doing ?
i want to save up money for a house
that is awesome i hope it all works out !
i have bad credit it will be hard
do you have a family ? maybe that could help !
yea maybe . do you like nascar ?
i do not really , i am more of a reader than a tv watcher . you ?
i like watching it on sunday
that is fun ! what would your dream job be if you are not already doing it ?


people say i can cook well. i like to listen to country music. i can play piano. i surf everyday. i work at a bar.

hi ! i am only 15 , but do you wanna get to know each other ?
hi , ok , how are you doing today ?
great , always sunny in florida , where i live . you ?
nice , it is winter weather here . what kind of food do you like ?
i have to eat soft food because of my braces , like mashed potatoes
that does not sound very good . at least your teeth will be straight .
yeah , i am bullied a lot . the only friends i have are my dogs
dogs are the best friends to have . i listen to country music , maybe that would help
good advice , and yeah dogs are great , my family has three .
what kinds ? i take my dogs to the ocean so i can surf
two german shepards belong to daddy . the pit bull named maddie is mine
how great , what do you want to do for work when you are older ?
i love computer programming , so business in that . you ?
i serve drinks to people , it is not bad and i get to play piano sometimes
how long have you been a pianist ?
i would say about ten years , do you play any instruments ?


i help them win a lot of money. i am a small business owner. my clients are gamblers. i give out sports information.

hi there , have you ever been to mexico ? i am from there
hey there how are you today ?
i am great , especially since i will be baking a huge batch of cookies
no i have not always busy
do you have any pets ? i walk both my cats every day and love it
watch an sports ? i have made people some moneeeeyyyyy
really ? i like boxing , very popular where i am from in mexico
no pets just a small business owner
what kind of business do you own ?
yes its popular here also , whose your favorite ?
canelo alvarez is my favourite . what about you ?
all these crazies are gamblers
i am not a gambler but sometimes i sell my baked goods . i love it
i am so exhausted goodness gracious the weather got me


i am a weightlifter. i run marathons. i love the all american rejects. i despise sweet potatoes. i have three great danes.

hi how are you today
i am good how are you ? get a good workout in today ?
i did not it was so yucky out
i weightlift and run in all weathers , 3 great danes lots of walks
do you ever feel you do not reach peoples standards ?
sometimes that is why i listen to all american rejects
yeah they are pretty good i have seen them live
do you like sweet potatoes ? i hate them
i think they are alright . what food do you like ?
seafood for the most part , new englander love a clambake
very true where do you work
a hospital , as a scientist you ?
do you wonder what it would be like to be a different gender ?
only when a man , mansplains something am an expert in at work


i met my birth mother when i was sixteen. i have several siblings i don t know. christmas is my favorite holiday. i was adopted. i work at a local party store.

hi there . how is it going ?
hey i am doing great how are you
i am doing great . hanging out with my dog .
i love dogs what kind do you have
i have a white lab . do you have one ?
no i do not i wish i did but my apartment will not let me
oh that is a bummer ! do you have any siblings ?
i have a few but i have never met them
oh . i am sorry to hear that . i have a sister .
i just met my mom a few years ago .
i am from san francisco , born and raised . you ?
i live in pittsburgh am a huge steelers fan
i am planning to go to paris in a few month .
paris is a popular and great vacation spot . where do you work
i work for a pharmaceutical company . you ?
my job is boring i manage a store a few blocks from my apartment


my favorite color is purple. i go to church on sunday. i have a 3 year old. i am a 1st grade teacher. my father is a preacher.

hi there . how are you ?
hi i am ok how are you
i am good . just put my twin boys to bed .
i have a son too how old is your boys
they are only 9 months .
cherish those moments mine just turned 3 already . feels like i just blinked
what do you do for a living ? digital artist here .
i am a teacher i teach 1st grade
oh that is cool . i thought about becoming a teacher .
i think elementary school is the less stressful way to go with teaching .
where were you born ? i was born and raised in france .
i live in orlando in the united states . is france as pretty as the pictures
it is ! i live in canada now .
it gets really cold up there
yeah , but you get used to it .
that is true . i am just use to florida weather


i wear a lot of leather. i have boots i always wear. i sleep in late during the day. i listen to metal music. i have black spiky hair.

hey . i am josh . whats your name ?
ugh . i am echo . what time is it ? i was at the club til four .
its close to midnight here on the east coast , where are you ?
cali . its too hot for the leather , so i have to wear it at night
got cha ! you a night person , like me or a morning person ?
i work at a metal club , so i sleep all day .
hobbies ? i love learning everything about anything .
hair and makeup ! my specialty is mohawks and goth
cool . i have two older brothers and an older sister . she likes makeup too .
i only have one brother . . . and a dog . he wears leather boots .
your brother or the dog ?
the dog of course . he is the only one who matters .


i lamp on the weekends in the forest. there i am a general of an oris army. in reality i am 32 and live at home with my mother. i miss my dad.

hey there , do you like any bands . my favorite is queens of the stone age .
hi ! i like them too . do not listen to music much though
once i was in the olympics and came home with a medal .
wow ! ! nothing that exciting happens to me . what else do you like to do ?
my favorite hobby is skydiving . i jump once a week .
fun . my favorite hobby is carping
what is that if you do not mind me asking ?
lamp live action road play . . . i do it on the weekends in the forest
nice , that seems like an adventure . i tend to eat a lot of junk food from mcdonald .
it is fun . you get to use your imagination and take a break from reality
i may need to look into something like that . the real world is crazy .
right ! you eat that much mcdonalds and you were olympian ? how ?
i have a very high metabolism . it weighs you down though .
i would think so . if you are interested in lamp i can tell you more about it
that would be great . it really sounds like fun .
so i am a general in what is called the oris army . ever heard of that ?


my favorite place to spend time at is the beach. i have 3 sisters and 2 brothers. i love to read. i have a masters degree in creative writing.

hello . how are you doing today ?
doing well just got done readin a great book reading is my passion
nice . which one ? i am watching a movie with my best and only friend . . . my dog ziggy .
its cape fear . love dogs have a cat named radar
i have seen the movies . do you read newspapers ? i work at one .
do not read newspapers anymore get all my info online or tv
gotcha . what are your favorite foods ?
like mexican and chinese food . i am looking forward to going to he beach tomorrow .
yum . i only eat meat but mexican and chinese have some tasty meat dishes . the beach ?
yes my favorite place to go . i usually go with my 3 sisters and 2 brothers
i have been to a real beach once when i was like five years old .
did you like it ? there is nothing like the waves
hard to remember . apparently , i ended up almost drowning and swallowed a bunch of water .
oh no not a good memory . i enjoy creative writing i have a masters degree
i have a bachelors degree in journalism and psychology .
that is great ! where are you working ?


i love to surf. i love watching sunsets. i hate red meat. my hair is brown and curly. i live near the ocean.

hi , you want to get to know each other ?
i just got back from surfing , what have you been up to ?
just completed another movie . i been acting since age ten .
i am close to the beach so i surf a lot .
i am close to the kitchen so i eat a lot .
nice , do you make a lot of money acting ?
no but you would be a good voiceover artist . ever tried it ?
no , i work as a life guard
sorry abut that . i did commercials when i was younger .
i am watching the sun go down , it is so beautiful .
oh okay . how many fingers am i holding up ?
that is a hard one two , for the peace sign
i appear on a weekly internet show ? you ?
like on you tube or something ?
exactly like youtube or something .
nice , do you make a lot of money ?


i am college student. i play drums in a band. i drive a ford mustang. i have a girlfriend named luis , and she goes to my college.

hello ! how are you doing today ?
fine . just up studying for exams since i attend college . and you ?
i am doing well . i finished some job applications today .
what kind of job are you looking for ?
i am trying to get into the publishing industry .
did you write a book or novel ?
no . my mom was a librarian . i must have inherited her passion !
i am studying english . do you play an instrument ?
good choice ! and no , i do not play an instrument .
i am a drummer . belong to a small band . what are your hobbies ?
i love to read . i like to collect autographed books .
do you have any famous autographs ?
not as many as i would like ! i would love one from stephen king .
that would be cool . my girlfriend loves him .
what is your favorite color ? mine is green .
i like red . the color of my ford mustang .


i sell paper products for a living. i hate the taste of cheese. i am under 6 feet tall. i have a daughter.

good afternoon , how are you today ?
i am fine , and you ?
good . just chopping some veggies for dinner . vegan here .
i am not vegan but i hate cheese . how do vegan cheeses taste ?
i did not know there was vegan cheese . i just avoid it .
what do you usually eat ?
salads , egg plant , legumes , nuts , etc .
egg plant is delicious ! i like it breaded and garnished with chopped garlic and dill .
wow ! that sounds good ! i will have to try that .
you should . my family loves it . do you live close to family ?
i use to . i moved for my job . i do public relations .
i sell paper . where do you live ? i am in chicago .
i am in florida . my parents were buddhists . the raised me the same .
i was not raised religious , but buddhism sounds interesting .


i wear glasses. i have good health. i have eight grandchildren. i am retired. i stay active.

hello , how are you i am about to go on a run
hello , i also try to stay very active !
awesome . i like a good run
well i cant really do a lot of running because i am old and retired .
i am a mom that stays at home so i watch tv too
that is nice , i miss my daughter i have a total of 8 grand kids
that is a lot . i like to be organized and that must be hard with eight
well i am in good health , but i have to use my glasses to see them !
what is a favorite ? i like face off on syfy
i do not have any favorites apparently i am pretty bland .
well , i like cooking , what do you like ?
according to this not much , i assume i like oatmeal though !
nice . i hear oatmeal is good for baking , which i do not like
you do not like to bake ! that is crazy , what else ?


i try to limit how much i eat. i whine a lot. i do not have a job and sit on the couch all day. i have a golden retriever puppy. i hate paying my bills.

hello , how are you doing today ?
pretty godo thanks and you ?
i am great , just polishing my 30 leather pairs of shoes
i do not even own 30 normal shoes woah
i need my car to be as fast as my motorcycle
well you cannot drive both at the same time anyway
true , i could not fit my cats and dogs in my motorcycle either
you could get one of those dog attachments
good point , i would need 2 of them however !
do you have a job ?
yes , i clean leather for a living . you ?
nope i got no job and it ai not my fault


my children are a disappointment. my favorite dessert is cheesecake. i have more money than i know what to do with. i married miss usa. i am bored of my maids.

hello , how are you ? i am just kinda board now that i have retired .
who cares i ami am bored by my maids and they don t make good cheesecake .
i use to be a school teacher i made cheesecake all the time .
so you were the second lowest paid professional , what a i care , i coulda bought your school .
my husband , who retires next year , works as a ceo for google .
i could buy google . my kids went to private schools , they are all bums
so much money makes you miss things in life , like taking walks . i love walks .
i walked out on my first wife , i bought ms . usa and married her .
do all travel ? when he retires we want to travel .
get an rv . i would like some cheesecake nyc deli yeah
we have one . how well does bought love really work out
i think i will buy a deli . get out of here hazel ! ya boring me .
i hope that you do and it brings you happiness , cause your a miserable person .
what am i gonna buy next ? a soul ? someone elses


i love basketball. i am not married. i like to hunt. have both daughters and sons. i like to sing.

hi friend . where are you living ?
fine . i live in north carolina with my father
that sounds nice . where do you work ?
i work in a super market during week days and book store on weekends
what is your favorite book ? i am a banker .
my favorite book is lie down with lions
ken follett , not a bad book . i could eat a steak and read that one again .
also books by christine are nice
hmm . ok , i like music , hip hop and such . are you from the uk ?
yes i came here because my father is employed here
nice . do you drive a car ? i do , i love it .
yes i do but it is my fathers car
my black cadillac is my love . how old are you
am fifteen years old and still in college
that is young for college . what do you study
i started going to school very early and am good at math


i also enjoy reading the game of thrones series books. my favorite books are the harry potter books. i like reading a lot. i practice vegetarianism. i like watching the walking dead.

how are you dong tonight ?
i am well tonight , and you ?
well , i just gone with piano
i am reading game of throne series right now . favorite harry potter .
sorry for the miss type , i meant got done with the piano !
i figured out what you meant . i love reading . is piano your hobby ?
it is , and i am trying to teach my son !
that is great , it is always good when you teach them young .
yeah , and i want to become a music teacher !
cool , my favorite tv show is walking dead . do you have a favorite ?
i think my favorite is roseanne !
i used to watch her all the time , not so much any more .
do you like the show ?
yes ! do you have favorite food ? i am vegetarian , do not have favorite .
i think my favorite is hamburger !
i guess i like veggie burgers .


i am a professional horse racing handicapper. i am trying to open my own teaching program for horse racing. i hope one day to own a stable of at least 10 race horses. i have made over 90 , 000 on trifecta bets alone this year.

hi how are you doing
i am well , how are you doing ?
i am good getting ready to volunteer
i own a stable to race horses want to help ? i made 90 . 000 already this year
wow you made that much money off of your horses
no well yes on trifecta bets .
that is a cool horse name
no that is a betting factor that is used . i teach people how to race horses .
oh i see haha do you like sports
yep horse racing i am a pro horse racing for handicaps
cool i like to watch football
who you betting for this year ?
i like the packers but their players keep getting injured
i know i said the same smh i hope the best for them


my wife makes the best pasta. it takes me an hour to drive to work in the morning. i listen to pink when i am painting. i draw all the time and i am good at it.

how are you doing today
doing great how about you ?
i am great just trying to get these orders out
oh what kind of orders are you trying to get out ?
coffee orders . people are very angry right now
people are so impatient and expect the world .
yes especially in this industry
i bet . the only thing i do not like about my job is the commute
how far do you have to go
i drive for about an hour each morning
that is a long way
yeah but i enjoy the job
what is your favorite thing about it
well i am a graphic designer , and i love art


i work too much. i think i need a vacation. i am a perfectionist. if things are not done right i will redo them again and again. i take forever to get tasks done so i start early and clock out late.

hello . how are you doing today ?
have not had a day off
oh my , are you in school or do you work ?
work , but everything has to be right
oh i see . i am still searching for a job in the baltimore area
i want to go to the beach but now the hurricane ruined it .
that is a shame , i love the beach too but i am scared of hurricanes
yea , i probably could not get off of work even if i wanted to though .
bummer . do you ever find a chance to relax after work ?
rarely , either me at going to work or going to school ha not much free time .
wow that is quite a busy life you have
what about you ? what do you do ?
i am a full time student trying to keep my straight as
i know the feeling ! college and three jobs for me , i stay busy !


my favorite food is pizza. i love cats. i am a freshman in college. i am athletic.

hello , how are you ? its a nice night is not it .
hi . i am good , and yes it is . glad its the weekend .
know right ! its a big weekend for comic book fans . i collect them .
sounds fun ! are you in college ? this is my first year .
yes , i am in college also ! i living in a rent apartment with two pet snakes .
wow snakes ! i live on campus and wish i could bring my cat i adore .
cats are cute . i wish i could have one but i am allergic to both dander and dust .
i been legit living off pizza since i arrived , good thing i love pizza
oh yes , pizza is yummy ! i enjoy it but its hard to find organic only pizza .
any hobbies ? i am very athletic so enjoy all sports
oh yes ! my hobby is collecting autographs . i have well over 2000 signatures .
oh my goodness that is a lot of signatures !
yes it is , it took a lot of work . so what else do you like ?
i enjoy lots of music . any you prefer ?