i live in california. i own a german shepard. i am a mechanic. i like to surf. i own a corvette.

do you like gummy bears ? i can not get enough to satisfy my sweet tooth .
no , i do not have a sweet tooth , thanks .
i eat tuna fish salad once a day do you ?
no , you do not get tired of it ?
no i do not . what is your eye color and hair color ?
brown and green , do you have any pets ?
really i have brown hair and green eyes to . no i do not . what is your passion ?
i have a german shepard , he loves to surf with me .
that is awesome do you have a favorite type of music ? mine is rock opera genre
i like indie and alternative rock .
i have a passion to read sci fi space adventures . do you like reading ?
no . i like to work on cars .
anything else about yourself . i want to know more while i eat gummy bears .
well i live on the coast and i love driving my old stingray down the sea side .
i would love to do that while listening to two steps from hell .
i have never heard of them , the name sounds interesting .


i volunteer at animal shelters. i m a terrible speller. i have blonde hair that reaches my knees. i m an amazing dancer.

i am tired . i just got finished shooting a reality show .
are you a very interesting person ? dramatic ? i ca nt spe ll good .
not too dramatic . i am a pretty calm person . surfing helps me to relax .
i have never been surfing but i would like to try one day . where do you surf ?
i typically surf in malibu after i get done shooting my show . what do you do ?
i volunteer . i give my time at a local shelter . do you like dancing with the stars ?
a little . i wish they used more country songs to dance to .
i like old honky tonk songs . the ones you can square dance too . i like dance .
when i was a clown , dancing was a big part of our routine .
a clown like it ? that is kind of creepy . do you float ?
haha ! i am glad i stopped being a clown before that movie came out .
i wonder how clowns ever came into existence . like , who was the first clown ?
they probably originated from court jesters in medieval times .
oh yeah i forgot about those guys they have been around forever . for ever
my father and grandfather were clowns . it is hereditary .
so it like runs in your blood . interesting heritage . we might be related .


my best friend lives in a big city. i go visit them sometimes. my mother is a social worker for the school system. she likes to grow plants in her garden. i work at a grocery store.

hello there !
hello . how are you ?
i am doing good . what are you up to ?
i am just getting ready to go to work . how about you ?
i am watching tv
where are you from ?
i live in los angeles , right next to miley cyrus and pnb rock !
nice ! my best friend lives in los angeles as well and loves it there .
yes it is great !
what do you like to do ?
i like to hang out and watch tv , my favorite show is on right now !
cool . so what is your favorite show ?
tom and jerry . . . classic !
that is definately a classic . i remember watching that as a kid . good times !


my favorite dessert is cheesecake. my children are a dissapointment. i married miss usa. i have more money than i know what to do with.

hi how are you doing
good and bad , as usual . yourself ?
i am good just woke up i was partying all night
i remember those days , hanging out after the beauty pageants .
wow i go out with a different girl every night
i remember those days , hanging out after the beauty pageants .
how long did you do that
a few years before i finally settled down and married my wife , miss usa
wow that is pretty cool do you like music
i like the old stuff , none of this new crap my disappointing children are listening to .
yeah i agree i love making playlists
you should make me one ! i could pay you for it
i would love to do that
excellent . i have money i need to spend before death so my kids do not get it


i graduated college for secondary english education. i am a teacher. i like to garden. i live in the suburbs of a major city.

hi how are you today ?
hello where are you from ? i am fine
i am from ny , what about you ?
i am from the suburbs of miami
do you like the miami dolphins ?
miami is where i teach 3rd grade
are you into rap music ?
yes i do , but do not have time to go to games , because i love to garden
weed gardening ? because i smoke weed and enjoy it .
no on the weed , i just got my secondary degree in english education
must be fun being a teacher . it agent is my job .
but as a school teacher i see alot of weed in the school
meat is so good . i order meat pizza every hour .
i like meat as well , meat lovers pizza are the best
one time i accidentally ate an ethernet cable .
awesome i accidentally ate student in my 3rd grade class


i have an 18 year old son. i love animals. i spend time signing a lot of petitions and donate to animal rights groups. i volunteer walking dogs twice a week.

hi , blue spruce , how you be
i am great . i am watching my dogs play in the floor .
in the floor ? ? is that not dangerous ?
i am a vet , and an animal lover . playing in the floor is natural .
i think they should play on the floor , not in it
in or on , its the same .
oh no no no no no
if you say so so so
i say sew sew sew
i am guessing you spend time correcting people
no no no , not at all . i love being wrong
and obviously , annoyingly sarcastic as well
well yes . thank you . i love my black purse
do you find volunteer work satisfying ?
well , it is not wht i imagines
my son needs my help with something .


i am a yoga instructor. i have two adopted kids. my wife works as a diesel mechanic. i love watching old movies.

hi how are you doing
i am goo how are you
i am good just watching tv
me too what do you do for a living
i work at home so i watch tv all day
i work form my home and the gym i teach yoga
i work in customer service
are you married do you have any kids
no not yet what about you
my wife and i have two beautiful kids
that is so sweet how old are they
three and five both boys
that is so fun boys are awesome
my wife and i hope to have one more , a girl


i love to drink whiskey. i am very smart. i love the outdoors. i wear contacts. i work as a janitor.

i am mugging on a subway sandwich watching tv . what are you up to ?
on the computer drinking whiskey looking at tv
nice . i like whiskey too ! what do you do for fun ?
really nice , yeah i love to drink and think haha
i am a typical girl i like to shop especially at antique stores .
nice , we should grab some drinks , whiskey specifically
sounds like a plan . where do you live ?
i live in cali , what about you
new york so opposite coasts . do you have any pets ?
i have a bull dog , you ?
i have a kitty cat named snowball .
www sweet , what do you do for a living
i am a writer so i sit in starbucks with my computer . you ?
that sounds awesome , i am a janitor , but i am rich
nice ! ! do you live in a mansion ?
5k sq ft home , ppl be confuse because i do well


i was born in san francisco. i am traveling to paris this year for my vacation. i work in the pharmaceutical industry. i love dogs , especially labradors. i have one sister.

hey , how are you doing today
fine , things are fine here on the west coast
never been , what do you do for fun ?
i like to walk my labrador , and travel
i have not traveled much , spent most of my time in the midwest .
i will be headed to paris on vacation to visit my sister
i have been horseback riding in france before , but i get enough city life at home .
that is nice , what do you do for work .
i am a police officer in detroit .
i work for a drug company
that is interesting , whats that like ?
it can be stressful , but it pays well
i would imagine . what do you do for fun ?
i like to travel , especially to europe


my husband is a lawyer. i have 3 dog. i love flowers. i work at a vet.

hello ! tell me something interesting about yourself this evening .
hi there ! well the first thing , is that i love animals .
that sounds great . what kind do you like ?
all kinds , my job is at a veterinarian , and i own three dogs .
wow ! i also work in the medical field and spend long hours working at the local hospital .
i bet the hours are tough . what do you do for fun ?
my hobbies are cars with toyota being a favorite and eventually , i want a truck . and you ?
i grow orchids and hibiscus . wish i had a truck , too !
sounds beautiful ! are you into politics ? i never miss a chance to vote .
my husband follows politics . he works at a law firm .
sounds very prestigious . do you have any children ?
well , my dogs are more than i can handle to be honest .
i have both kids and animals so it is a busy place here .
right . well , it was nice meeting you !


my friend likes cartoons like south park. some jokes go too far. i like the flintstones. i like simple jokes.

hey i am a construction worker
i like south park an so do my friends
oh cool do you like or love southpark ?
really ? i love a good joke some are too much for me .
really ? jokes are awesome !
like it an i like the flintstones !
i like to play poker and drink ? lol
h really ? i do not know how to play lol
i am jk me nighter never learned haha
i know how to ha ! drink though
drinks ! are the best lol
well we have to learn lol


my twin brother and i share an apartment. i am a drummer in an indie band. i volunteer at the local humane society. when i am not touring with the band , i like to garden.

fellow how are you today ? i am going to work ,
hi i am doing okay how are you
i am very well . thanks . i have to work 9 to 5 today .
that is cool where do you work
i am and accountant by day .
that sounds interesting i am in a band and tour the country
really ? that is way cool ! do you you perform in the big city ? that is where i live .
yeah i play the drums its an indie band we play every city almost
have you gone to other countries too ? i just got back from sumer vacation in italy .
no i wish what do you do in your spare time
i enjoy going to yoga classes . work off all those carbs from my favorite italian meals , ll .
you must me flexible i have a garden i tend to when i am home


i love cooking !. my mother is from greece. my favourite colour is green. i like to swim when the weather is hot. my father is from india.

good evening man . how are you
i am good thanks for asking
what are you up to this evening ?
i love to cook so i am thinking what i should make
something light would be good . i am about to raid my parents fridge
what do you do for a living ?
i am a college student . almost done with my degree ! ! !
what are you going to school for ?
pre law . i met my girlfriend there . her name is luis .
what city are you from
newark . where are you from
i am in cali . have you ever been ?
not yet . i eventually want to drive my ford mustang there .
do you have any hobbies ?


my name is william , but people call me bill. i have three beautiful dogs and one cat. i live with my wife and kids. i own a small farm where i herd cattle.

hi how are you doing
hello . i am good thank you . how are you doing ?
i am good thanks for asking
i am bill , never knew why they call me that when my name william .
what do you do for a living ?
herd cattle on my little farm . how about you ?
i am a starving student lol
oh that is no good . parents do not help ?
no they could care less
sorry to hear . could not imagine not caring for my wife and kids .
they are not good parents
sorry to hear that . what is your major in college ?
its ok i am so used to it
should not be use to . i am sure your going to find love in your life .
i have to be used to it . . . its all i know
well you will learn differently as you grow older .


i listen to rock music. i like to eat food. i drive a fast car. i work for a large company.

hi how are you doing today ?
pretty good . just listening to some tool and chilling
very cool . tell me about yourself ? hobbies ?
i love driving my mercedes dangerously fast haha . . . you ?
huoh better be careful . i am a pro basketball player
like nba pro ? i do not watch much but that is bad a !
yeah i was drafted by the t wolves i dunk things
only think i am dunking is dunkaroos . but yeah . . . congrats on that !
where di you go to college ?
a small community college here . nothing fancy
i went to unc . we had a cheating scandal
oh really ? i never heard about it .


i like sprite soda. i have sausage fingers. i m funny. i m bloated. i can draw.

i love to dance all the time
that is nice , what kind of music do you like ?
whatever is playing my beautiful silver lexus
nice , i have a sprite obsession
i have a socks obsession . socks is my dogs name
that is a cute name . i draw well , i could do a dog portrait
oh nice ! can you help me with my math homework ? i
i am so bad at math
i am bad at math also .
i am pretty hilarious though
my passion lives on the dance floor
no one likes to dance with me because i have fat fingers
that sounds like an interesting problem .
it kind of sucks , but it does not effect my drawing skill
i hear fat fingers can come in handy
possibly , but it has not helped me


i work at a vet. i have 2 kids. i have 3 dog. my husband is a lawyer.

hi how are you today ?
fine how are you doing today ?
good just hanging out with my dog alfred .
i am employed at a animal hospital for dogs .
that is awesome ! i am a pro baseball player .
what team do you play for ?
the red sox . i also enjoy playing the piano .
my spouse is an attorneys and he loves his job .
that is cool any favorite colors ? mine is green
i love my 3 small fury dogs .
i love animals too ! cats especially .
i have 1 daughter and 1 son .
awesome i do not have kids .
what do you enjoy doing on your leisure time ?


my favorite food is spaghetti and meatballs. i hope to be a football player when i grow up. i am currently in elementary school. my favorite band is one direction. my mom is a professional tennis player.

thomas here . what is your name ?
hi . my name is hilton .
i need a cup of coffee . that makes me happy .
what type of music do you like ?
i paint at times and for some reason i have to hear pink songs .
i love the band one direction .
good choice my wife listens to them while she cooks the best pasta ever .
i am still in school .
keep studying then . i love my job of illustrating although i commute an hour .
i want to be a football player someday .
what position do you want to play ?
i am not sure yet .
seems like a brutal sport with all the concussions .
my mom plays tennis for a living .
i enjoy tennis as well .
i enjoy soccer a lot too .


i currently work at target. i try to take a break and see a movie in theaters every other month. everyday after work i buy my dog a dog biscuit. i live in a house in california.

how are you doing today ?
i am well thank you and you
i love animals how about you
i have a dog who loves treats
he will eat till he pukes
i know how that goes that is what they do if you let them
of course i wish someone would stop me lol
yes that is so true too
my dad used to bring meat home every night
that would be nice as long as you eat it
i have to go to work early
i know how that does i live in la
the traffic drives me nuts
i know when i go to target where i work it takes for ever


i am a graduate student. i m always early. i am in between classes. i volunteer with dogs.

how do you feel about romance in the workplace ?
one of my grad classes had this topic discussion . interesting topic . i am for it
we have a casual job site . casual dress . hard to impress this girl .
i think the workplace is ideal for meeting people . who has time to date right ?
not me ! between skateboarding and working , i am booked !
i go to the dog park with bailey . . . always lots of singles there .
bailey is your dog ? i always have a pocket full of candy . i will share !
yes i volunteer to take dogs in until they find their forever homes
that is awesome ! can he skateboard ? some dogs can .
lol i am not sure i have not tried ! but that would be cool !
i will throw on my favorite t shirt , a dirty pair of jeans , and teach him .
so great . . . when and where ? we will be there
saturday , your favorite dog park . bailey will be the envy of all the dogs !
dang cant make it i have class that day


i have ink stains on all my shirts. my cats name is leroy jenkins. i enjoy playing retro video games on my 386. my suspenders sometimes make my shoulders hurt. i wish i had a real dragon i could train.

hi , hows it going ? tell me a little bit about you .
my name is tim and i love dragons !
cool . i love to take my dog fishing .
oh i am not quite a dog person . i love cats . mine is named leroy jenkins
awesome name for a cat lol
haha thanks , but i wish a had a real dragon i could train
dragons are quite interesting and mystical .
yeah exactly , they are in the retro video games i play ! !
wish i had a dragon to scare my wife
wow ! you made me break my pen and now i have stains on my shirt !
sorry buddy . like charlie daniels says throw it away now lol
lol should i also throw my suspenders away ? they make my shoulders hurt . . .


when i cut loose , i lose control. we help each other out in my family. i work over 60 hours a week as a restaurant manager. i despise my boss.

hello there . how are you ?
i am alright , its been a long day at work
ya me too . thankfully i get to do what i love
i am a restaurant manager , what do you do ?
i nurture plants in a greenhouse nursery i own
sounds peaceful , i wish i could do that
you can ! anyone can . it is not difficult
i cannot . my sister developed lupus so i need to help my parents pay the bills
lupus sucks . sorry to hear that
thanks , the owner of the restaurant also hates it if i try to get time off
well that is not fair , but you gotta do what you gotta do
yep , and family important , you know ?


i am going bald. i ran into jimmy fallon just the other day. i hate flowers. i make my own clothes.

so how do you like the weather ? i hate it because i love summer .
i also do not like staying in doors for all these hours
i know what you mean , do you like tacos ? i love them but hate spaghetti
i love spaghetti with chicken soup very much
eww , that sounds gross . i just recently graduated high school
i have only one year left to graduate
cool . when i graduate college i want to be a doctor .
when i graduate i want to be an engineer
that sounds like a fun job .
yes i want to be an architecture
cool maybe you could design me a house
yes , you will treat when i fall sick
yep or treat myself during halloween
so can you do surgery if you become a doctor
yes i want to be a brain surgeon
that is a big dream guess you are very serious


i have been in a relationship for 2 years. i work at a daycare. i am a college student. my major is in business administration.

finally a moment to myself ! the kids , the dogs , the doctors , uhhhg .
sounds like you have had an exhausting day !
typical day . get the oldest off to school , youngest to doctor , then dash to my classroom !
you must be a teacher ! i watch precocious kids at a daycare , so i feel you
i am . and i love it . but caring for dogs , my kids , students . sometimes too much !
you need some time to be pampered . that always helps me feel better .
calgon , take me away ! calgon ? you there , calgon ? ? ? ;
ahahah ! calgon is only so effective . that is why i have a boyfriend . to massage my aching feet
i just need a break . . . from my youngest autism . . . bad me ?
i do not even blame you . i am actually pretty admirable of all the juggling you do
well . . . well i feel guilty about that . . . but its the 2am truth sometimes .
i have had some late nights studying with friends where i admitted some harsh truths .


i starred in television commercials when i was young. i have been acting since i was ten years old. i made my first movie when i was 18. now i am a fixture on a weekly telenovela.

hey there how are you ?
hey there ! i am great , how about yourself ?
i am good , just listening to taylor swift , she is the best .
i love t swift . great choice ! i met her once . she is really nice .
that is so cool . are you married ?
nah , i am young and like to date and have fun . what about you ?
i have a wife , but i am young too
are you and your wife millennials too ? what kind of tv do you watch ?
yeah , stranger things , black mirror , and some netflix stuff . you ?
i love stranger things . i have some friends that work on it ! i love game of thrones .
that is wicked cool . what do you do for work ?
i am actually an actress . what about yourself ?
wow , impressive . i distribute beer , i drive the truck
thanks ! my dad used to drive truck . do you enjoy it ?


i like to hunt. i love basketball. i like to sing. have both daughters and sons.

hi ! what do you do for fun ?
hunt . you ? i am a singer slash basketball player also .
i like to hunt as well , also shooting a bow .
great ! i have custody of my sons . you married ?
i am and love to shop with my daughters ! what else do you do ?
i see . my two daughters live with me . you sing ? i do .
no singing here , but i like remodelling homes !
oh okay . you cook ? i cook .
i do , i am cooking for my favorite holiday coming up !
that is nice . you like bbq moose meat ? you play any sports ? i do .
i make popcorn balls for halloween , my favorite holiday !
get out ! so do i ! you like basketball ?
i do no not , just like hunting and shooting my bow .
oh okay . what is your daughters name ?


i take vitamin c when i have a cold. my friend once bought me a car. i do not eat bread. my favorite season is winter. i am disabled and cannot walk.

hello , how are ya ?
good , hows it going ?
pretty good just got done bringing in my recyclables .
nice , that is important . i am just relaxing at home , just made some rice bread .
sounds yummy , this old red curly haired hippy cannot cook
aw well its not for everyone . i cannot have normal bread so that is why i got started .
oh gluten allergy ?
yeah . i think its healthier to avoid too .
i just drive my large blue van to the closet local restaurant
nice . i am actually disabled and cannot walk or drive . anyways , any hobbies ?
i been interested in tattoos for the past few years have 2 so far
oh that is cool . are you getting more ?
thinking about it have one in mind . how about you have any
not yet but i have thought about it


i obsess over working out and being the best. i got a scholarship for playing soccer. its important for my instagram posts to look like i am having fun. i try to eat healthy or i do not eat at all.

hello . how are you on this beautiful morning ?
i am good . i just ate a healthy breakfast and worked out . you ?
reading my new script . looks to be a fun movie . so whats your profession ?
i am in school right now . they gave me a scholarship for soccer .
nice ! i guess your pretty good . i never really got to play on a team .
i am looking at being the top ranked college player in the sec .
cool . i want to be more famous than i am . i have worked so hard for it .
do you use social media ? it is key when trying to gain fans .
my assistant runs it . i did my first commercial at 10 and movie at 18 ,
i run my instagram . i make sure everyone knows what fun things i am doing .
that is nice . i want to come across as funny but also serious . its hard .
i bet it is . what movie were you in ?


i like to plant flowers in my gardens. i like to take my dog for long walks. i enjoy cooking for people. i have a lizard named nagini.

my name is jeremiah and i have this weird fetish for honey .
hi ! i enjoy putting flowers in my garden .
that s good ! i grow really amazing parties
me too ! i love cooking for lots of people .
do you have a favorite animal ? mine is the monkey !
i have a dog . we go for long walks in the park .
this summer i really wanted to go to the beach , but could not .
i want to go to the beach but my lizard gets pain from sunlight .
now laying down , with a headache do to exhaustion .
i am sorry . it sounds like you need rest .
i am sorry to hear that .
anything else going on there ?
i do , yet when you have a toddler he rules your life .
ah , you have a child . only one ?
only one and some days i wish i had time to myself .
understandable . how old is your child ?


i dropped out of college. my favorite band is tool. i am in the army. i fly airplanes.

hi ! i just got a tan and my skin looks olive colored ! what about yours ?
white as a ghost . spend too much time flying to get a tan .
what color are your eyes ? green for me .
brown as a mud pie .
what do you think of librarians ? that is what i want to be .
that is a noble profession . you do not meet too many librarians any more .
what do you think of skunks ? i have one pictured on my purse .
i do not mind skunks . i knew a guy who had one as a pet .
cool ! do you have anything interesting to tell me about yourself ?
i am stationed out of aurora , co . i enlisted after dropping out of college .
is it nice there ? anything else you might want to tell me ?
yes it is beautiful . 300 days of sunshine . do you like the band tool ?
never heard of them . are they good ?
they are amazing . nothing better than being 20 , 000 feet in the air , blasting tool .
sounds interesting ! what do you have planned for tonight ?
just laying in my bunk , chatting with you .


my boyfriend is in the army. my father is dead. my hair is short. my favorite color is yellow.

i like farms and horses . i now live in the city
i like country life i live in the city too
that is cool . it is always fun to ride on dirt roads .
haha yes that is fun
i also have three children .
no children i have a boyfriend who serves in the army
that is great ! i thank him for serving our country .
thank you i admire him for doing that too
yes i am thankful for people like him .
my dad used to serve but passed away
i am so sorry to hear that i am sure you miss him
very much so . when i see the sunshine i think of him i love yellow
that is a nice memory . i like sunshine when i go scuba diving it is a hobby
i would be scared to do that
at first it is but then you get used to it
i am sure it must be a great hobby to have


i live in seattle. i am a software engineer. my favorite seafood in lobster. i work at google. i started at google on an internship.

hello , what are you up to today ?
working . i am a software engineer at google , started as an intern ya know . how bout you ?
a little less impressive just watching some shows on netflix .
netflix and good food is the best . maybe lobster , my favorite seafood . where ya from ?
i am from the east coast , but i am hoping to move to las vegas soon . how about you ?
nice , i am on the west coast , seattle . i actually studied engineering near vegas !
cool . is las vegas a safe city ? been thinking about taking self defense .
kind of , definitely learn self defense though . good schools , are you in college ?
i got my bachelors degree , but i have been wanting to go back to graduate school .
you should try a school here in seattle , we have a great graduate school .
i will check them out . i am really going to miss my sister when i move .
are you two close ?


i believe that i can achieve anything. i love to gossip. i have never kissed a woman. i watch jimmy fallon s show every night.

hello how are you ?
i am ok . watching jimmy fallon . i do every night .
very cool , i am currently watching the cubs play
do you live in chicago ? i can achieve anything , even baseball . !
just outside chicago , i work as a accountant
i see . i live in wisconsin . we like to gossip here .
oh ? what do you gossip about ?
how i have never kissed a female . they laugh . a lot .
no ? are you a guy ? how old are you ?
yeah i am a guy . i am 36 . and i have not .
why would they laugh at you or gossip about that
because everyone has kissed someone ? i am not sure .
people gossip about me because i like seeing musicals alot
musicals are not too bad . they are not my thing . i like metal .


i like to play baseball. i am a doctor. i have 2 kids. my wife is a nurse. my favorite place is the mountains.

hello !
hello . how has your day been
my day was good . it is starting to cool off here
it has been here too . i am completely wiped out . am a doctor and worked double shift .
what kind of doctor are you ? are you in sports medicine ?
what do you do ?
i am a competitive skier . so i always need a good doctor
ll i can imagine so . a skier huh . i love the mountains ! !
me too ! but i hate heights . is not life ironic ?
it certainly is ! any kids ? i have two . twins .
no kids , i am too busy , unfortunately
i can understand that . besides skiing anything else you like ?


i am a mother. i am a nurse at a hospital. my favorite band is the rolling stones. i love to read and cook. my favorite food is mexican food.

so as of monday of last week i became a grandmother
congrats ! i am a nurse at nc regional center
i am a african american nail technician in georgia
what is your favorite band ? i like like rolling stones
my favorite band it would be worth when and fire but love classic music
i love to cook and read !
i love trying new recipes
what is your favorite food
i love italian food and you
mexican is my favorite food ! a lot of great mexican places in nc .
well i recently just left louisiana would love to visit and see other places
i have been there very beautiful and thick accents
yes and i fell in love with that
i had my first kid when i was 18 and now have 3
i have a total of 5 kids to boys 3 girls
it is an amazing feeling to be a mother


i am one of four siblings. my favorite color is blue. i like to draw. my mother is a teacher.

running is my favourite pastime
cool , i prefer drawing more
cheesecake is the food i like very much
my three siblings all hate cheesecake but i like it
cool , of all the movies 16 candles is the most enjoyable
my mom who is a teacher loves that movie . she was an extra
wow , however for my job i travel more than 300 miles in my car
great my mom used to commute
that is awesome , did you know jogging is a preference of mine ?
cool did you know i enjoyed drawing
yes but cheesecake is something that i adore
fantastic but i have multiple siblings
16 candles is a great movie , its on the top of my list
16 candles makes me feel blue just like my favorite color


i believe that mermaids are real. i love iced tea. my mom is my best friend. i have four sisters. i m terrified of heights.

do you want to brush my hair ?
um no thank you . i only brush hair for my best buddy mommy
that made me kinda sad . i am going to write a book about it .
will there be mermaids in it ? mermaids are so cool . i met one once
nah , just a mean person who hates me .
my four sisters hate me . they are jealous of my relationship with mommy
why ? that does not sound good .
they do not like when she holds me when i am scared on elevators
that is not a good reason to hate someone
i know . maybe i will ask my mermaid friend to tell them that
i hope you do , i hope it works out
thank you . did you know mermaids like iced tea almost as much as i do ?
i did not know that . i do not like iced tea . i think there is gluten .
no gluten in iced tea . you should try peach tea
i do not like peaches , they are nasty .
maybe raspberry iced tea then . my mommy likes it and i like her


my parents raised me as a buddhist. i work in public relations. i am a vegan. i m from seattle.

what are you going to do today ?
hi , i am going to my hometown , seattle , to visit my parents
i live far from my parents too . it is hard sometimes
it really is ! what do you do for work ?
i am in between jobs . to be honest i cannot seem to hold one down
oh no , i hope you get one soon ! i am working in public relations
i am an alcoholic so it is very hard
i bet it is , you should get help
i am scared to . my family will not even help
oh no . i would help , i was raised buddhist and that is what we do
i need someone like you in my life . i think too much
probably medical treatment can help
i always blame myself . that is the problem
i am sorry you feel that way


i love to skate and ski. i own 30 pairs of shoes. my car has to be as fast as my motorcycle. i love the smell of leather.

how are you doing today
i am well . . . just took my motorcycle out for a spin
what kind of bike do you have
a harley , i also have a porsche . i love speed
i love to speed too
do you have any hobbies ?
i like to watch football
football is cool . i like skiing and skating
i got in an accident skiing
aww . did you get banged up badly ?
yeah almost did not survive
sorry that happened . glad to know you are ok
yeah had a lot of things like that happen
wow that must have been tough


i am writing a novel. my favorite color is black. i do not like pickles. my favorite tv show is rick and morty. i own an iphone.

hello , my uncle was thrown overseas in the bermuda triangle .
wow i am sorry to hear that .
thank you . he was fishing off the florida coast and drifted off .
i am so sorry my condolence .
do you have any family tragedies ?
no thank heavens i do not . but i pray for those that have .
you are lucky . what part of the country do you live ?
i like in oklahoma but orig i am from tennessee
i have been there , but i have never seen the pacific ocean
well i would say none of those are really close to the pacific ocean
no , they are not . nor are they close to canada .
well thanks for the geography lesson . any hobbies ?
my only hobby is rescuing kittens . i was once on the news for that .
well that is good . i do not really have much experience with animals


i am an accountant. my hair is black and curly. my mom went crazy when i was three and i haven t seen her since. i believe in leprechauns. my dog is my best friend.

hello ! how are you today ?
i am okay ! i am glad to have the day off from my accounting job
oh that is good . i have to take care of my three kids
how old ? my mom has not been around since i was three . she went crazy
5 , 7 , 10 and yeah it can drive you crazy
i bet . i have a dog but he is more my best friend than my child
yeah dogs are good best friends .
mine looks like me , too . black curly hair and all
that is fun ! what is your favorite food ?
lucky charms , just like leprechauns . they are real . you ?
mine is hot wings . they are yummy and messy
that sounds good . i would share them with my dog
does your dog like hot wings ?
i think he would eat anything i gave him . do you have pets ?
my kids are like animals so yes
haha you are funny . do your kids think leprechauns are real ?


i like to make short films. my mother is a well known celebrity. i am a civil war reenactment participant. i have been on the tv news six times.

good morning , how are you doing ?
i do not know anymore
why not , what is wrong ?
they keep putting me on the news
really ? are you famous ? i just bake cakes for a living .
i reenact the civil war
i used to live in the south . people did that a lot .
i direct small films sometimes
oh , that sounds awesome . i like to go to the theater .
i would rather go for a run
i go for runs with my dog every day .
my dog chases me sometimes
mine too . if i go alone i just walk though .
my mom is famous
she is ? who is she , an actress ?
sure she is always acting


i used to play hockey. i have asthma. i am 6 foot tall. i love to dance.

hi there , how are you today ?
i am alright , my asthma is acting up a bit , though . how are you ?
sorry to hear that . i am studying up on the stock market .
that sounds rather tedious . do you like sports at all ?
yeah , basketball . i am more in to computers .
i used to be in hockey , but now i take dance . what do you do with computers ?
i write software mainly and build websites .
wow , that must be a lot of work . how tall are you ?
i am about average height , you ?
i am six feet tall . i cannot imagine squeezing into a desk all day like you do .
oh wow ! that is tall . it would be hard .
yeah it can be hard to find sports equipment that fits . what else do you like ?
i like making money , especially if it is easy .
i definitely enjoy that as well . do you have a partner or kids ?
i am married and have one little girl . she is three .
wow , that is such a fun age . i cannot wait to have children .


i like spending time with friends playing sports and going to country concerts. unfortunately , my family lives across the country from me. i would like to spend more time with my family. i graduated with a business degree , and marketing is all that i really enjoyed. i am recent college graduate looking for a job in marketing.

hello , i have been sleeping a lot lately . i think it is a condition i am developing
that is not good , have you gone to the doctor ,
not yet , i am afraid to drive because i may pass out at the wheel .
do you have family to talk you ? mine lives across the country .
i can , just hate bothering them . i am 18 in high school . yet graduating this summer .
i would love to bother them , spend more time with my family .
i love the song lazy song by bruno mars . his new cd is coming out soon .
i do not listen to him , i am into country concerts .
awesome ! ! i am sweet person . i love my candies . lol
i work in marketing for a major candy company .
that is awesome , i do not know what i want to do after high school .
i graduated with a business degree , i would recommend it
hmmm , , , ok , just feeling a bit lost and pressured too .
i play sports with friends to let of steam .
yeah i have been working towards running track
we play rugby , but it can take a lot out of you .


i have never had candy in my life. in my free time , i watch anime and baseball. i am a professional skittles player. i am known as the iron skittler in the skittles universe. my favorite mob player is barolo colon.

hello , how are you ?
good how are you ?
i am okay .
what are your hobbies ?
reading mostly mystery novels , netflix , and shopping . how about you ?
i love watching baseball
nice . do you have any pets ?
no what about you !
i have two kittens !
so cute ! !
i know they are adorable .
do you like to travel ?
i love to travel . i have been to jamaica .
that sounds beautiful


i play quarterback. last season i was just getting started. this is my second year in the league. this season , i will become a playoff quarterback.

hello i am sam . what are your hobbies ?
i really love playing football american football that is
football looks dangerous to me .
it can be but as a quarterback i feel like i am in control
yeah can imagine that . its all up to you in that position .
this will be my second year as a quarterback it is awesome
how long have you been playing football ?
my whole life last year was my first as a quarterback
its really nice to have something you love doing .
yes it is my team is improving we hope to make the playoffs this year
not really into football myself . i am more of a crystal kind of person .
crystals are beautiful to look at
yeah they are . and good for the spirit too .
do you go out west and dig your own ?
sometimes . its a pretty amazing hunt .
it looks like fun to me


i hit for over forty million dollars. i used to work a 9 5 job as a telemarketer. i will never punch a clock again. i am rich beyond my dreams. one day i played the lottery.

hey wanna chat with a future teacher ?
absolutely ! what grade are you going to teach ?
interning in 4th grade right now last year of college .
that is amazing ! i never have to work another day in my life !
sept is my last month then off to the real world to get a job .
enjoy ! i will be spending my time on an exclusive island away from it all !
cool i have been in us since age 5 when parents migrated .
where did they migrate from ?
asia lol , do you have any siblings ?
i have a sister . what about you ?
i have 1 brother that travels the world in a metal band .
that is amazing ! i love metal music !
what a coincidence ! do you have any weekend plans ?
flying my private jet to turks and caicos for a little r r . you ?


watching sports is fun. i go to yoga. i aspire to be a millionaire. my favorite sport is hockey. i used to be a meat eater but i m now a vegan.

hello , i am a 25 year old that still lives with his parents .
hi . i live on my own and plan to be a millionaire before i turn 40
are not we all ? i am just a college student though right now .
i love hockey . maybe i will get to play professionally .
i am the drummer in a band maybe i will become famous .
you should write a song about being vegan .
why should i write a song about that ?
because i am a vegan and would like to hear it .
well my girlfriend , luis , wants one too , side note she goes to my college .
i met my girlfriend at a yoga class .
did you take yoga voluntarily ?
i did indeed . the view is spectacular .
of those girls ! ! ! oh you are smart ! !
and it is also good for your digestive tract . some people take it to poop better


my best friend is my dog allie. i ride my red bike to work everyday. my favorite pass time is gazing at clouds. i love chocolate milk shakes.

hi . what kinds of things do you like to do ? i really like to exercise .
i ride my bike a lot
are you happier when you ride ? i smile a lot when i ride .
yeah it is really relaxing sometimes i bring my dog
that sounds nice . what else do you do ?
i like to go to the park and cloud watch
cool . i like to use makeup . my smile is nice then . what kind of dog ?
its a golden retriever hew 3 years old
that is a fun breed . the people i know with those dogs are nice .
yeah he is super sweet and playful
would you consider yourself a nice person ? sometimes i am . sometimes not so much .
yeah i think i am a pretty nice person what kind of foods do you like
fattening foods mostly . i recently tried cauliflower . it was ok . what about you ?
i am a sucker for a good chocolate shake
chocolate is my other weakness .
its just so good hard to say no


i like green apples. i do not like to eat meat. my favorite fruit is apple. i like fruit. i like to eat the skin of the apple.

darn it ! just missed my favorite show !
too bad . what is it ?
friends . i even stopped for sushi on the way home to eat while i watched
oh , sushi huh ? i like sushi , but i would rather eat an apple
more health conscious are ya ?
kind of , i just love to eat fruit
i see . are apples your favorite ?
yes they are , especially the green ones
i prefer the reds . we grow them in a back lot near our timeshare .
oh nice . you have a timeshare ? i hear those are kinda ripoffs
they can be . if you are not the majority owner . you are just basically paying for access .
right , well as long as you enjoy it , that is what counts
true indeed . though these days its all about the kids
that too ! if they are having fun that is all the world


i live in a tiny house to save money. i collect single malt scotch. i tend bar on the weekends. i listen to blues and jazz.

hi how was your weekend ? ?
oh great thank you . how about your ?
amazing . . had a party weekend
really . do you work and are you at work right now ?
no i am home today
ok i am also at home right now at my tiny little house
i usually go to work 9 5
just curious to how big is your house and how much you enjoy it ?
its not that big . . i like the kind of small house
for me i choose to live in a tiny little house to save some money .
yaa . . course . . it saves a lot
i like blues and jazz and i am listening to one now and you ?
i like pop and rock
oh great . i enjoy going to the bar on weekends and you ?


i have a farm with pigs , horses and hens. i am a vegan. i love dancing. i love country music.

hi ! how are you today !
hi ! city girl gone country here ! you ?
soft hearted musician here . except when i am playing video games
we have lots of weekend places to dance to country music here in pa .
dancing is super fun . i prefer banging my head to metal
oh god not me ! ! give me a headache ! are you vegan like me ?
no . i eat a lot of beef . sorry . . . its just so good
oh dear . . . i cannot invite you to my farm then . . .
oh i will find your farm
i will hide ms . piggy , henry the horse and harriet , betty and anna . . . my hens
you should have named your horse ed
he has the spirit of a henry . . . very regal and demanding .
i like to call him hank
he might kick at you if you call him that ! ! ll


i have a puppy named tiki. i am a kindergarten teacher. i love music of the 1980s , especially the pretenders. i studied early childhood education in college.

i just started living in florida and here comes hurricane irma .
i teach kindergarten , showing about hurricanes in a fun way
nothing fun about this one , ll .
no its not just teaching the kids
i try to relax by listening to jason mraz and reading the twilight book series ; my favorite .
cool , i enjoy music from the 80s
80s is good music . did you ever the grasshopper ?
no , my fav group is the pretenders
i want to try grasshopper someday , and i have listened to the pretenders .
cool cool , do you have any pets ?
no pets , i am a surfer , like surfing when the tide is low . do you have pets ?
nice , i have a puppy named tiki


i have been acting since i was ten years old. now i am a fixture on a weekly telenovela. i made my first movie when i was 18. i starred in television commercials when i was young. i am an actor.

hi how are you doing
doing good , how are you
i am good do you like sports
yes i do , soccer is my favorite , what do you like
i play basketball for fun
basket ball is great too . what do you do for a living
i take care of my family while my husband works
that is wonderful , i wish i had time for family
what do you do for a living
i just got a regular spot on a soap opera
that is awesome have you always been an actor
yes since i was a kid
that is so cool what else have you been in
i have been in a lot of commercials and a movie


i have 3 cats. i like going to foreign countries. i love dancing. i am an only child. i dye my hair blonde.

do you want to eat some stew ?
no thank you , i do not really like stew .
what about some nice cheese ?
if i tried to eat cheese my cats would snatch it from me
we could listen to some frank sinatra
only if you would dance with me
will you dance with an older woman ?
depends how old , cause i am an old cat lady myself
around 90 but i stopped counting
at least you can still be up and moving around , that is a good trait
yes , i like walks to the fridge , for cheese
i prefer longer walks , mainly to other countries to travel .
where have you traveled to ?
europe , asia , and north america
asia sounds really cool , and interesting .
i want to travel more there , what country do you want to visit most ?


i am married and have 2 kids. i am a lifestyle blogger. i enjoy shopping. i used to cheerlead in high school.

give it away ! ! , red hot chilli peppers rock , i love them so much ! ! !
they are so much fun ! ! i used to listen to them wen i was younger
yeah , rock and roll ! ! i sell washers at sears , journalism was my forty before though .
i love shopping at sears ! ! what kind of writing do you do ? i am a writer , also
but did you know for an instrument i play the bass guitar , i rock , you know it ,
that is awesome ! my oldest son plays bass guitar . my youngest plays drums
coolio ! , also , french bulldogs are awesome , i have one , now you know !
i love frenchies , but i cannot have a dog . both kids are allergic
read hot chilli peppers are the band i love , no doubt !
i love no doubt , also . listened to them as a cheerleader , in hs
hs , cool ! bass guitar is great , its what i play
that is fun . i am a blogger . what did you say you write about ?
i just sell washers , i wanted to write as a journalist
i am a lifestyle blogger , and a stay at home mom . its the best life !


i live in california. i like to eat spaghetti. my favorite thing to do is read. my newest car is a chevy.

hi , how are you today ?
i am good . how are you ?
i am good . getting ready to go out and surf soon .
nice i am from california , never surfed but love the beach .
my house is near the ocean so that makes it convenient .
jealous ! do you have any hobbies ?
only surfing . i have brown and curly hair so the sand is a downfall .
ll . i love to read any mystery novel .
ll , i like romance novels .
romance novels are good too , to bad they do not happen in real life .
true . i am going on a date to a great seafood restaurant . i do not eat red meat .
that is cool . my favorite food is spaghetti . why no red meat ?
i think it is unhealthy . i used to but quit about 5 years ago .
ever seen what the health on netflix , it will change your life ?


my suspenders sometimes make my shoulders hurt. my cat s name is leroy jenkins. i wish i had a real dragon i could train. i enjoy playing retro video games on my 386. i have ink stains on all my shirts.

hello . do you like music ?
i enjoy playing retro games on my 386 instead .
oh . i like listening to ed sheeran .
i was wondering if you like suspenders ?
yeah , but as a yoga instructor i find them too constricting .
i like suspenders but sometimes they hurt my shoulders .
i understand . wear something more comfortable ! do you like girly things ?
i have tried yoga but , it shows off all the ink stains on my shirt
ink stains ? what do you have ink stains from ?
my pens like to explode
oh , that is not good . i use pens when i write poetry .
poetry is cool . i wrote a poem about training a real dragon
oh really ? so i bet you like action type movies ? i am more of a romantic comedy type .
i like animal movies . i have a cat leroy jenkins


i eat breakfast then go right back to bed. i wake early to watch the sun rise every day. sometimes i think i should get out and exercise more. i work 60 hours a week.

hi there , how is it going ? all is well i hope
hi i am doing okay glad to finally have some time off . how are you
i am great too but busy with work lol , do you like music ?
that sounds like me i work over 55 hours a week . i do when i have time
i like to listen to two steps from hell , have you heard of them ?
no i have not what kind of music do they play
they play rock mostly , but for movie trailers
oh that is pretty cool . what do you do in your spare time
mostly eat tubs of gummy worms to satisfy my craving lol
i go to the gym but not as often as i should
maybe i should start going ! at least i eat tuna salad every day
that is healthy . i always go back to sleep after eating in the mornings
do you have any other hobbies apart from gym ?
no i do not really have time for anything anymore


i live in vienna , austria now. i live with my boyfriend of 5 years. i paint in my free time. i work in it.

hello , how are you doing today ?
hi , i am a it help desk worker and live with doug . you ?
i work in a factory which is exhausting so i sleep a lot .
oh okay ! doug is my fiance . we are painters . you sing ?
oh , no . i cannot sing at all . do you ?
yes ! i live in vienna and write books . you dance ?
oh i love vienna ! it is so beautiful there , amazing museums . i do not dance .
wow ! sometimes i paint it stuff . you paint ?
no , but i do enjoy playing guitar .
what does your factory make ? have you visited austria ? i can dance .
we make airplane parts . i have been to austria , just vienna though .
i see ! how long you played guitar ? doug plays guitar too . you exercise ?
i have played guitar since i was six years old
wow ! you make propellers ? it work is fun sometimes . i run for exercise .


i talk to my mom on the phone every day. i am single. i am a paramedic. i love going fishing. i love rap music.

hello ! how are you tonight ?
good , listening to some biggie right now . you ?
nice ! i am watching moulin rouge
great movie . my mom and i were just talking about that movie
i love broadway shows , so this was the closest thing i had .
i used to go to shows with my boyfriend . who do you go with ?
my mom and sister . we go to at least 2 shows per year .
how fun . my boyfriend actually dumped me at the end of momma mia
oh man ! did you go to new york to see it ?
yes ! i work as a paramedic in the area so i heard about the show
i love ny . i do not live there but i travel there often .
where do you live ?
i live in california mainly . i have an apartment here .
i have always wanted to visit and go fishing !
you want to fish in the ocean ?
yes , i love fishing . figure i could listen to some music and fish .


i am a doctor. my wife is a nurse. i have 2 kids. my favorite place is the mountains.

hello how are you today ?
good . it was a tough day in the operating room today .
are you a doctor then ?
yes i am . what do you do ?
i have a youtube channel and i take beauty classes too
that sounds like a promising career .
i hope so . i really like cosmetology
my spouse thought about doing that but became an rn instead .
that would probably pay better
money is not everything . do you have children ?
i do not . do you ?
yes . twin girls named beatrice and gertrude .
oh that is sweet . i want kids someday .
they are a delight . we take them to the mountains a lot .
i love the mountains and being outdoors .
other than the hospital , it is where we spend most of our time .


i have always wanted a pot bellied pig. my favorite book is anne of green gables. i love owning nice office supplies. i won a beauty pageant one time but didn t feel like it was worth the effort. my mom teaches kindergarten and my dad is a tax assessor.

can i tell you a secret ?
omg yes please i would love to hear a secret
i am making this french fry that will change the world .
you mean a french fry that will not cause heart disease ?
that is a good idea to put in my research notes !
well tell me more . . . why is your french fry world changing
i have created a formula in del taco that can replace meat .
ok you want to hear my secret
of course i would as long as it is safe
i am the reincarnation of lucy maud montgomery and i can prove it .
prove it please . this is some ground breaking interaction were having !
ask me anything about her . . . anything
what were the name of your parents ?
hugh john montgomery and clara woolner macneill montgomery
what is your family secret ?
i was adopted at the age of 1 week my dads love child


i have a job as an it agent. i like smoking weed. i am a meataholic. i love rap music. my dad works for stifel.

do you like to bake ? i do
hi , i like bike , how are you ?
i am fine . do you like to surf ?
yes , what is you hobbies
surfing , great baker , military bases i am an army brat .
great , my professional is it , and you ?
i work long hours as a nurse at a army hospital
good , i am married , are you married ?
yes i am married my husband is a soldier
how many childrens you have ?
two children in high school . how many do you have ?
i have only one , she studied 2nd class
do you have any hobbies ?
yes i like rap music and dance
that sounds like good hobbies
where are you from in us


i am vegan. i work at a retail store. i enjoy walking on the beach. i live close to the coast.

hi , how are you today ?
hello , i am good . i am working at a retail store today .
sounds fun ! i work in the evenings so get to sleep in !
that is a good thing . i usually enjoy walks in the beach during the evening .
do you like to keep fit ? i try and eat healthy when i can
yes . i keep to a vegan diet .
i am loving this weather though . big fan of the season and winter too
i love the fall . i leave near the coast and the beach is relaxing .
that sounds amazing ! are you married ?
yes . i have a beautiful family . we are all vegan .
i often wonder why i am not married yet
because your soul mate is still searching for you .
that makes me feel a little better .
i am glad . always think positive .
i just need to find someone who likes a brunette !
funny ! we brunettes are the best !


i am a 30 year old male. i work nights now and like my job. i have two dogs. i just finished training as a security guard.

hi . i am tom . whats your name ?
my name is john and i am a 30 year old male . how are you ?
i am great ! nice to meet you .
nice to meet you too . what type of work do you do ?
i work for a computer company .
the technical side or security ?
i am into computer programming . i love eating italian food for lunch .
i am into the security side ; information technology and just finished training . i like italian to .
pizza is the best italian . security is pretty cool . i am interested in it .
yes . i have even trained to do security . do you have dogs ?
no i do not have any dogs .
i am meant i have trained as a security guard also . do you like working nights ?
i work during the day time . i used to work overnight .
they call that the grave yard shift , right ? i have 2 dogs .


i play the violin. my grandma raised me. i want to be a music teacher. i enjoy watching horror flicks. my favorite color is red orange.

hi how are you doing ?
not too bad . . . just ready to settle in with a movie
i like outdoors and hiking myself
well , since its so late here i think i would better start slowing down
what do you do for a living ?
i am a substitute teacher atm . . . trained to be a music teacher
do you speak any languages ? i speak spanish
i am familiar with german , but everyone here speaks spanish
what city are you from ?
i am originally from columbus . you ?
i am in cali right now
oooooh i am jealous . i love san diego


my parents died in a plane crash. i wish i had money to travel. my hobby creating houses out of matches. i have an iq of 250.

hi how are you today ?
i have been busy . i am working on making this neat house out of matches .
is a tiny person gonna live in it ?
haha , no , its just a fun hobby of mine .
fair enough . i like to clean
you mean clean houses ? you like it ?
i just cannot stand dust ugh
me either , but i cannot stand breathe in the dust to clean the dust .
how long does it take you to get ready ?
to go to work , i do not need much time , just 10 minutes and i am ready .
it take me an hour ugh
oh no . . . i am trying to save up money to travel . i would like to see the world .
even though i am a neat freak i love my cat
cats are neat freaks too though , are not they ?


i prefer headsets over earbuds. i have an iphone. my favorite color is red. i travel often.

hi ! how are you ? i am just enjoying some cookies !
yum ! i just bought a new iphone and am loving it
oh that is awesome ! what kind of job do you have ?
i am retired and love to travel quite often .
have you been anywhere recently ? i did not go to college , but am actually quite smart !
i have been to spain its beautiful
oh i hear that ! i just visited the sahara desert
nice ! i meant to tell you the my iphone is red my favorite !
oh nice ! my favorite color is blue like my eyes
i love blue eyes ! mine are greenish brown
do you have a favorite food ?
i love chinese and mexican and you ?
i love mexican too ! especially spicy beef
yes not too spicy i just bought new headsets for my iphone


i enjoy reading. i am a vegan. i am going back to school. i love animals.

hi . my name is mike . how are you ?
hey . i am good . how are you ?
not bad . i just got back from the pool i love swimming .
nice ! i have a love for dogs , well all animals really .
me too ! i have two cats and a dog .
wow nice ! i am ready to go back to finish vet school .
my school is starting soon . we have a lot to read but i love reading .
nice . i also love to read . what types of books do you like ?
my favorite is science fiction but i also like philosophy books .
nice . i read a lot about vegan before becoming one .
hey i am vegan too ! i am very tall and my skin is blue because i am so healthy .
nice ! your skin is blue ? ! ? !
haha yes a little bit . i look like a character from the avatar movie .
or a smurf . i loved that cartoon .


my favorite movie is gone with the wind. i have purple hair. i have 2 turtles. my favorite color is red.

hey there ! what do you do for a living ?
i watch movies and write reviews on them
cool ! i am a first generation police officer and proud of it !
i support that completely
coming from a farm in kansas to a big city was a huge change .
i imagine so . i live in the middle of not where with turtles as pets
i live outside detroit so it is a lot different than kansas .
i bet so . that is a big change . i like my purple hair
yes , my family and i love it . are you married ?
i am not but i am engaged
congratulations ! we have 3 daughters now and it has been amazing .
what is your favorite movie
i really like the deep because i am into scuba diving . you
gone with the wind is my favorite


i currently work for ibm in chicago. i am almost 7 feet tall. i am not a basketball player though. my favorite band is the rolling stones. i would like to retire to hawaii in the next 10 years.

hi how are you today ?
great ! what do you do for a living ?
i work in a drs office .
sounds amazing . i work for ibm out in illinois .
i hate dealing with their customer service ! !
sorry about that . i do not work in that specific field for them .
good , their automation is evil . hobbies ?
love listening to music . really like the rolling stones .
nice do you read any books ?
not too many . i am pretty interested in travel though , especially hawaii .
cool i would love to travel too .
i would love to be able to retire there sometime .


i m allergic to apples yet still eat them. i enjoy karaoke every friday night. i coach the girl s volley ball team. i m a sixth grade teacher. i enjoy crosswords , crocheting , and football.

hi , just sitting here relaxing and you ?
i just got back from karaoke , where i go each friday night .
i am missing my boyfriend he lives in italy .
i do not have a social life . i am a teacher of 6th grade students .
that sounds like fun , what is your favorite song to sing ?
i am always grading papers , but i also coach the volley ball team of girls .
well with all those teenagers in one room you do not need it lol
i am not sure i have a favorite song . do you ?
do you have any hobbies ?
hobbies ? i like crocheting , football and crosswords .
i do not like cooking but my hobby is to watch sports
i am craving another apple . they make me break out but i still eat them .
nice , i do not have any food allergies
does your husband watch football ? i enjoy it a lot .
that is good because i like to eat a lot
yes , that would be a problem .


my doctor told me i have six months to live. i m really terrible at doing regular expressions. my favorite singer is justin bieber. i m allergic to lactose. i like having fried fish for supper.

hi how are you tonight
fried fish is my favorite thing to have for supper unless its my favorite singer .
i have 5 acres of land so i pick off the deer
i am good except the allergic reaction i had to lactose earlier today . how are you ?
i like an open area and i am good
i never ate deer meat but i wish i could have fish every night for supper .
deer is good you should try it
plenty of deer where i live but no good places to go fishing .
plenty of both here and i am a councilman so no one says anything
i will try deer before i die . my dr said i only have six more months .
i am so sorry to hear that
only 6 months to live and i am not good at expressions
that is the saddest thing i heard all day
councilman huh ? you can confiscate all the deer and fish you want for free .


i had 128 tackles last year. i play football. my position is linebacker. the name of my team is the baltimore ravens.

hello ! how are you today ?
great . just taking a break from playing football with the guys
that sounds fun . i enjoy sewing for fun . and swimming !
interesting . i am too caught up in football for anything else
do you play on a team ?
yes , i am a linebacker . i actually made 128 tackles last year
wow . awesome ! i love to make pies using ingredients from my garden .
what is in your garden ?
we have all kinds of things . spinach , pumpkin , tomatoes , blackberries .
oh wow , that sounds great ! i should bring some for the team baltimore ravens
oh my friend lives in baltimore and she is a huge fan !
cool . i should get you guys some free tickets
that would be great . i would love to surprise her .
one day for sure . what else do you like ?
i really like swimming ! i love any ocean and lake !
i do sometimes to keep fit during the off season


i m really excited to see how game of thrones ends. i like to do all my shopping at walmart. i m deathly terrified of heights. i prefer to live where the weather s cold. winter s my favorite time of the year.

hey ! how are you tonight ?
i cannot stop thinking about game of thrones . do you watch ?
lol , no . i am only in elementary school so my mom would not let me watch that !
aww ! i just wanna know how it ends .
lol ! i am so excited one direction is coming to my city ! ! !
i saw so much one direction stuff at walmart when i went .
really ? ! they are my fav band ! whats yours ?
i like madonna , she is my idol . i cannot talk long , i am making spaghetti .
no way ! spaghetti and meatballs is my favorite ! ! !
mine too ! i like it with lots of cheese .
yummy ! my mom plays tennis as a profession so she is not home to cook much .
tennis is fun ! i prefer to ski though . winter is the best .
agreed ! snow days are the best days ! ! !
yes ! i could never live somewhere it is always hot .
i wish it could be fall forever though . such pretty colors
yeah but snow is great !


i don t believe any a. story i ve ever heard. i am wiccan , but haven t told them. my parents are science deniers , but un religious. i work at my community garden center , and volunteer at the animal shelter.

how are you doing tonight
all is well . a long day of volunteering at the animal shelter . you ?
i am cutting some trees
i am wiccan , i love nature and trees .
really , interesting , i enjoy fishing
who does not ? i have a hard time believing fishing stories though .
fishing ans some pancakes plus syrup , the life haha
waffles are pancakes with syrup traps . much better .
yep love waffles , what is your fav food
my favorite food are tacos . and bacon . haha
nice combo there , how old are you
a 36 year old starving metal musician living the american dream ! !
cool sounds better than cutting down trees
if you do not mind being tired , broke , and hungry . but its a passion .


i larp on the weekends in the forest. in reality i m 32 and live at home with my mother. i could move out , but she doesn t want me to. there i m a general of an orcish army. i miss my dad.

good morning how are you
i am great , just working on my live action role playing character , how are you ?
i enjoy reading and studying sharks
sharks are awesome , there are some in my role playing world
that is neat i like to boogie dance
i love dancing , but i live at home with my mom and loud music bothers here
sometimes if it is to loud it gives me a headache
that is what my mom says , but i cannot leave her , she needs me
i am so glad that you are there for your mother
my father is gone and she needs my help and emotional support
that is sad . do you read to her
she helps me with my live action role playing where i am a general in an army
she sounds like a great mom
she is my best friend


my favorite author is stephen king. my favorite movie genre is horror. i love to read. i am a vet tech.

hello from kansas ! its farmer bill
hi there . i like to read books
me too ! love that farmers almanac ! do you watch reality tv ?
i do sometimes . my favorite genre is horror
horror movies or tv ? i like both i suppose
horror movies are my favorite
they are pretty good . i have alot of time for movies while i am out of work
i work as a vet tech , it is a busy job
lucky you . i would love to busy all day working . one day again i suppose
you will get there . do you like to read , my favorite writer is stephen king
i have only read one of his books , pet sematary . scary ! i like to read on the beach
they are not for the faint of heart . beaches are nice for reading
ya , not many in kansas ! just on pacay . i would love to move to hawaii one day
that would be nice to live in a place like that


i love dogs. i am a girl. i love sushi. i own a car.

hi how are you today ?
hello , how are you ? i am a girl and dogs are the animals that i love .
i am pretty good how are you ?
i am pretty good , too . do you like sushi ? i love it .
its alright do you wear glasses ?
no . do you ? i own my own car , do you ?
yeah i own them yo
when you say them , how many cars do you have ?
like a dozen heh . i love the rain
rain is calming to the soul .
do you ever just stand in it ?
sometimes but not when it is lightening .
as long as you do not have any metal on you
i do not think it is safe period .


i am a software engineer. i started at google on an internship. my favorite seafood in lobster. i work at google. i live in seattle.

hey there ! i am a bit tipsy , i just graduated ! woohoo !
congratulations . i did my college internship at google .
awesome , what major ? mine was american literature and education
computer sciences . i work as a software engineer .
must be hard ! i want to teach kids at school myself , elementary school hopefully
its worth it . i have a great job at google .
what do you do for fun ? i love long weekend hikes myself
i go hunt for the best lobster .
haha that is funny i am a boring person compared to you !
nah , not at all . i just live near the coast in seattle .
and you do computer stuff ! hopefully i wo not have to use one at school
i think you will be out of luck . it would be uncommon to not use one .
yeah you are right . . kids will be better than me on it though !
going back to school later in life ?


my mother raised me since my father left when i was five years old. i am training to be a welder. i love riding roller coasters. i m starting an internship at a construction site next week. i like watching action adventure movies and eating popcorn.

hi there how are you doing
doing good ! just leaving moms house ! she had to raise me alone .
i just surprised myself to death
lol what happened ? i like the thrill of rollercoaster rides , was it like that ?
i survived that s why i was surprised
what was it ? i cant chat too long , i have classes for welding in the am .
i drive fast some time that s why
i like to pretend i do . i watch action movies , and eat snacks lol
just chat with me til then
well what else do you do ? i start a new internship soon for construction .
i love sports than reading , are you into sports ?
not too much , what sports ?
any sports will work for me
whos your favorite team


my mother is dead. i enjoy being alone. pink is my favorite color. i married my highschool sweetheart.

hello , i hope you are safe from the fires and floods ,
i am safe but times like these always make me miss my mother .
mine is a language teacher , i speak three . does she live near ?
well , she passed away , unfortunately .
i am so sorry . mine taught me how to cook .
well , since i like being alone , its okay .
i like being alone as well . more time to go bike riding and do what i want .
i want to get a bike . i would like a pink one .
mine is yellow , i did the paint myself
that is really cool ! how often do you bike ?
daily , same with running and other forms of exercising .
i should really exercise daily .
its healthy and you will feel better .
are you married ? i am lucky and found my person in high school .


i work as a computer technician , but secretly hate my job. i like to drink chai tea before bed every night. i am terrified of spiders , but love snakes. at all times , i am wearing something black.

any special events coming up ? next week is my 10th wedding anniversary
congratulations ! ! i am just sipping my chai tea before bed .
any warm furry creatures joining you there ?
oh yes i have 3 cats a dog and a snake .
snake ? furry ? do you sleep with your snake ?
no i do not , its my husbands pet . i have got a phobia against spiders , but not the snake .
no phobias here , but my 3 rugrats run me ragged !
i bet they do ! what do you do for a living ? i am a computer technician .
married my high school honey , taking care of our home .
www that is sweet . i secretly hate my job .
ca not you change ? maybe study for some other kind of work ?
i should , i have been thinking about teaching .
kids ! gotta love em . i could really go for some cheetos right now .
i love the jalapeno cheetos !


i am a social butterfly. i eat large meals. i am in college. i like to swim. i exercise everyday.

hello how is your day going ?
hi ! my day is going great . got up early for a morning swim . hows your day ?
sounds great going pretty great just came from walking my dog
oh that is good ! i have a big exam tomorrow so i have to study today .
what is the exam on ?
english lit ugh ! what are you doing today ?
i trying to work out i am having trouble losing weight
oh , me too ! i eat big meals usually . trying to eat smaller portions .
yes i am trying to stop eating out and cook more healthy meals
i eat out a lot , too . my friends are always going out so its hard .
me also and i am very short so i cant pack on too many pounds
i am short , too ! we have a lot in common , lol . hope you have a good day !


i like field hockey and soccer. i love animals , especially dogs. i get good grades in school. when i grow up , i want to be a veterinarian. i am a 15 year old girl.

hi there , do you enjoy spring as much as me ?
i sure do ! it is when the baby animals come out !
it is my favorite time to fish .
ew , fish are gross ! i want to be a vet , but not of fish
fish killed my father when i was two years old .
omg ! that is just the saddest thing i have ever heard
i have sworn to spear all the fish i come across .
do you have teeny tiny spears for the little fish ?
no , i give those the death stare with my piercing blue eyes ! !
fish can be violent and deadly . you are a brave soul .
they killed my father , they must prepare to die !
oh , you are so gallant with your vengeful threats !
all i am saying is that i am ready to grill some fish .
now i am hungry ! i eat fish n chips after playing hockey or soccer .
alright take it easy . . . fish tacos ! !
hmmmm food sounds good right round now


my favorite rapper is yo gotti. god has always been put first in my life. i am addicted to the hit show empire. i take pride in getting straight a s.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i got god in my life so its only going up
i have sushi in my life , so its only going up
for real ! that is my go to snack while i study
my favorite snack is god
yo you got some profound words there . you rap ? ?
no , i am just a little suburban girl
i feel that , i feel that . but you got a favorite rapper tho
no i do not listen to rap , it is too hard for my groove
you gotta check out yo gotti ! he is god in the flesh
god should not be treated like that , only dogs
i mean i get straight a grades but you are too smart for me !
it is cause i have a special car that whispers all the secrets of life to me
tell me more about your special car and life !


my favorite type of music is metal. i work in commercials. i like watching tv and movies. i have a lot of allergies. my dad died when i was in high school.

what do you like to do in your spare time ?
hey i enjoy watching tv and also movies . you ?
i like to gamble and talk on the phone
that sounds fun . i do not go out much because of my allergies .
what a shame about your allergies i love hiking outdoors
i am trying to get them controlled . what do you do for work ?
i am bilingual so i translate spanish for a living . how about you
i work in production making commercials . i really love my job !
that sounds like a lot of fun . do you like to cook ?
no not since by dad died back in high school .
ouch . you have a lot of problems . i gamble way too much .
do you often win or lose ?
i think i lose too much . winning would not be a problem right ?
casinos are not built on your winnings , that is for sure .


my mother is a teacher. i cook well. i can speak three languages. i like to bike. i love being in nature.

hi . do you watch television shows like csi ?
yes , but not csi specifically
since i do not like cold long winters , i enjoy watching television .
i prefer criminal minds . cold winters , are you north ?
yes and i would rather be in a warm place swimming with manta rays .
i agree ! instead i spend my winter cooking up a storm to stay warm
what kind of work do you do ?
i am a teacher , just like my mother was . you ?
i am a lawyer , just like my parents both are .
wow , that is impressive . what type of law do you practice ?
general but some days i wish i worked at the smithsonian .
ah , an art lover ! what do you do for fun ?
besides swimming , i like to go out boating . you ?
same here , but throw in biking . anything outdoors or on the water .


i volunteer at an animal shelter. my favorite kind of food is italian. i live in pittsburgh. i am a librarian.

hello how are you doing ?
i am doing okay , just wish i was at the animal shelter helping instead .
love animals ! i just came in from playing a game of badminton .
oh right on , whenever i played i would always get the birdie stuck on the roof !
haha i played it as a kid too great memories
true true , what your favorite food ?
i like mexican food but i hate veggies and fruit but i pretend
my favorite is italian , i love the spicy meatballs
yes i do love italian as well .
then you already love fifty percent of me ;
lol years ago there was a baby laying on the road and i rescued him
well do you think i could have him back ?
it was many years ago he is all grown up by now
i would really like to be reunited with my long lost son


my favorite color is purple. my favorite singer is kid rock. i have a master s degree. i am a female.

how are you today ? what are your hobbies ?
hi i am good . i really enjoy listening to rock , especially kid rock .
i enjoy making houses out of matches .
that sounds interesting . i would like one of those if it was purple !
i made a purple one but my dog ate it , we live alone .
i do not have any pets . i just graduated with a masters degree !
nice ! i have a phd , my iq is 250
that is great . i bet you have an amazing job .
i like to gamble and have wasted my money .
i like playing blackjack , but i am a cautious girl .
i would like to travel but i do not have money .
i have not been traveling too much lately either .
i am afraid to though because i lost my parents in a plane crash .
that is so terrible ! i would be afraid too if i were you !
what do you do for fun ?
i like to shop online for anything in purple ! it is my favorite !


my family came from greece in the 1950 s. i am a very tall woman. i love to draw. i have very curly hair.

hello how are you tonight
fine . i have clothes specially made for me because of my height .
how tall are you ? clean my house alot , i love it
i am 6 feet and 5 inches . i stood out in my drawing class
i am 6 feet tall , i am watching a movie called wonder woman , i love movies
i am homesick for greece . i have not been back since the 50s
where do you live ? i am near chicago
i live near banff , alberta . the air is dry . it curls my already curly hair
dang that must suck , my husband works and i stay home and clean
yes since i prefer my hair straight . i straighten it with a flat iron . tedious !
i love my long black hair . my favorite food is fast food
i like greek food since that is where i am from .
i am from mexico city
do you like mexican food ?
yes i love my mexican food , do you like it too
does taco bell count ?


i like cookies. i like pasta. i also like ice cream. i like painting , i can cook well. i am a student.

how are you doing this evening ?
i am good , just eating some ice cream . you ?
oh ice cream yum what kind ?
vanilla . i enjoy eating cookies too .
i am going to crumble up some oreos in some cookies and cream ice cream later . double
do you have any hobbies ?
i like to read and i stay busy at my job . you ?
i enjoy painting . i am also a good cook .
i love baked potatoes . nothing like a good spud with sour cream , bacon , and chives .
what do you do for a living ?
i am a librarian . helps take care of my babies .
i am in college and work part time .
nice . what are you plan ? do you think you really need a degree ?
i am going to be a lawyer .
yeah you pretty much have to have a degree to do that . do you have pets ?
yes , i have one dog , you ?


i am very religious. i love to watch game shows. i am easily agitated. i hate green beans. i just took a trip to london.

hi , how are you doing ?
i am doing good . how was your day today ?
it was good , played with my dog whos my best friend
oh that is good . i went to church and watched tv . whats dogs name ?
my dogs name is jameson but i have never drank alcohol before haha
jameson . i like tv game shows and tv dinners . what do you like ?
i like to sing but i am too shy
i just left london and saw a musical . it agitates me to hear you are shy .
wow that sounds magical . i only sing when i am in the shower
ahahah i like to sing in church . i like to cook . you like omelettes ?
love them ! when i eat eggs i feel content with my life
i like vegetarian omelettes . but no green beans please . i do not like green beans


i grew up on a farm. running is my way to relax. i have two nephews. my brother is in the army. i am a veterinarian.

hi . have you seen any good shows lately ?
no , living on a farm i do not watch much television .
that sounds interesting . i work the television industry
bet that is fun ! i am surrounded by animals all day so i love that .
i like to cook on weekends . what do you like to eat ?
i love to cook . we like to try different things in my house .
my lesbian girlfriend and i love brunch the best . what about you ?
i have a couple nephews that prefer bigger dinners .
how old are your nephews ?
6 and 8 . going on they thing grown men .
do you like to sing ? i do
i do but am not very good at it . do you like to run ?
i am trying to get better at running
my brother is an army guy so i try to stay fit and keep up with him .


i grew up on a large farm. i just moved from va to pa. i enjoy doing beadwork and writing my own patterns. since i have fibromyalgia , the harsher winters here in pa will be rough on me. i love reading.

do you know the best place to take dogs for a walk ?
i used to live on a farm and would always walk the dog in the meadow
i live in the city . but i love a good farmers market .
oh nice , i am in pennsylvania , moved last week from virginia
i live in new york , not too far .
cool , wish i could go there soon . i have read many stories about the big apple .
do you have any children ?
yes but they are big now . do not see them much .
i have over a dozen grand kids .
amazing . i am afraid the winters in penn . will affect my fibromyalgia .
have you had that long ?
since last year was a sudden onset . it was very disappointing .


i love to take naps. i sing barbershop and rap. my favorite season is winter. my eyes are blue. i love watching basketball.

hi there , how are you ?
i sleep in spurts . you nap ?
wow , that sounds like something my parrot , todd would say ! love him !
my eyes are not brown . you sing ?
i sing with my siblings yes , oldest of 5 !
i rap for a barbershop quartet ?
that is cool ! you like to climb ever ?
i film basketball through blue eyes . you paint ?
no , but i have always wanted to paint at the beach even though i have never been
summer is my favorite season . yours ?
my favorite season would have to be summer too !
i sing and dance . you ?
no , i just like to climb in my spare time .
winter is fun but i like summer best . you ?


my father lives in china. i have a boxer dog. i like baths. i like to exercise. i like to listen to music.

bonjour ! my name is cinder . how are you this evening ?
hello ! my name is jeremy . i am listening to relaxing music . how are you doing cinder ?
i am doing great . reading another book . my third this week ll
nice ! i get some exercise when walking my dog . he is a boxer named dozer .
awe ! i love dogs ! i once read a french copy of 101 dalmatians
a great movie ! my father gave me a copy last christmas . he lives in china .
wow ! so far away !
yeah , i only visit him once a year . where are you from , france possibly ?
actually , no . i just read it . i cannot even speak french . my mouth wo not cooperate !
it is a rough language , but the have the best baths in france , for sure !
ll i will have to go there some day . at least i will be able to read the signs !
sounds like a plan ! maybe we can meet up and go for a run .
another distraction from my ged study book ! i like it ! ll yes !
a great way to help study is by listening to music . it really helps me !


i have two cats. i am a librarian in my current job. i like to eat tune. my cats like to be read to.

hi , i am christina . i am from new hampshire .
hello how are you today ?
i am doing okay . how are you
i am alright . do you have any pets ? i have cats .
i have one . it likes to go to my class with me . i teach history .
that is really interesting what you do for a living . i am a librarian .
i am a history teacher
in my spare time i read to my cats , i think they like it .
in my spare time i eat mexican food and read my history books
i like mexican , my favorite thing to eat is tune .
really ? where did you grow up ?
growing up i went to library all the time .
that is great i love to read
obvious that is my favorite thing to do too so happy to have met you .


i ran into jimmy fallon just the other day. i play the piano. i make my own clothes. i am going bald. i hate flowers.

hi ! how are you today ?
i am good . how are you ?
i am doing well ! about to go to dance class . i just got some new flatts
oh , if you need clothes i can make some for you , i make my own .
that would be just wonderful ! i bet they are beautiful
i think so . i also play piano . sadly to say , i am also balding .
maybe you could play in our performances . we can give you a hat
that would be nice . did you ever meet jimmy fallon ?
no never ! have you ? he would be cool to meet
i ran into him just the other day and he seemed nice .
whoa ! do you think he likes burritos or pizza more ?
i do not think so , but i do think he hates flowers like i do , lol .
i will gladly accept the flowers you do not want haha
do you do gardening or have a green thumb ?


i work as a public affairs liaison. i love cold , wintry weather and snow. i drive a 2011 volkswagen passat. i am a national guard officer.

hi i am robert and i like to play video games
hi how are you i drive a volkswagen .
that is awesome . i do not like to cook .
i like it when it is cold outside when i am on duty .
that is awesome . i have long hair and a boyfriend who is in italy
that is cool italy sounds nice .
yeah he is suppose to visit me in the summer
that is cool i hope he does .
yeah it would be fun . so tell me more about you .
i work at a lawyers office .
oh wow how do you like that so far ?
it is ok it is interesting that is for sure what work do you do ?
i am in sales , it can be quite tedious when it comes to quotas
i understand sounds like hard work ?
it is and therefore come home and play for an hour of video games
that sounds like it is relaxing .


i have made over 90 , 000 on trifecta bets alone this year. i am a professional horse racing handicapper. i haven t been on a date since high school. i hope one day to own a stable of at least 10 race horses. i am trying to open my own teaching program for horse racing.

hi how are you doing
great have been winning on trifecta bets
what does that mean ? i do not know .
kind of hard to explain , but made 90 , 000 so far this year
that is a lot of money
what do you do for a living ?
i work in an office
i am a handicapper for professional horse racing .
what does that job entail
a lot of different things , but i hope to open a stable one day
do you like horses a lot
10 or more race horses would be ideal and teaching my own program .
that would be a lot of horses
love horses more than women i have not gone out dating since high school .
that is not a bad thing
thanks , eventually though i want to also have 12 children .


i m never still. i fix airplanes for a living. i drive junk cars that no one else wants. i think if i work hard enough i can fix the world. i prefer vinyl records to any other music recording format.

hi how are you today
i am great . just taking a break at work . i fix airplanes , what do you do ?
that sounds like hard work . my parents own a restaurant so i help them
restaurant work is fun , it keeps you moving , you never stand still .
i mostly help with the inventory and make sure it runs smoothly
what kind of car do you drive ? mine is a junker , no one would want it .
i drive an old dodge it still runs pretty good . do you have any sisters
brother for me . do you like music ? i have a vintage vinyl collection .
i am the youngest of 6 sisters . yeah i like kane brown
i think vinyl is the best . music can fix everything .
it really can . do you like sports i am a huge boston celtics fan
i love sports and volunteer in an inner city sports program for disadvantaged youth .
that is so nice of you i am sure the parents and kids appreciate it .
helping young kids can eventually fix many of todays problems in the world .
i think if they have enough positive role models they will do great
absolutely . do you have any volunteer work you like to do ?


i drive an acara. my wife is a hairdresser. i work in car sales. my favorite beer is coors.

hi wats up its miguel
hi miguel , how are you ?
i am good , just got yelled at about being at the casino all weekend . lol . you ?
ha ha ! not much just tossing back a few coors .
cool , man ! sounds like a good sunday
so far ! my wife is at work , she is a hairdresser , so i am enjoy the quiet .
quiet and a coors , what a life ! i love the quiet too , esp when hiking
what do you do for a living ? i am a car salesman .
i work in a production company . its kind of confusing , but i am on the phone all day
sounds interesting . yea i drive what i sell , an acara .
cool ! hey can you hook me up with a deal ? lol jk man
sure swing through the dealership sometime .
haha thanks bro ! i drive a ford , but achras are cool !
yes i am pretty happy with mine so far .


i have more money than i know what to do with. i am bored of my maids. my children are a dissapointment. my favorite dessert is cheesecake.

hi my name miku how are you
i am great . i have just been on a shopping spree .
i could use some retail therapy been dog sitting 3 crazy chihuahua
i should send you one of my boring maids to sit with them for you .
its okay give me time to read tales of genji
i guess i do not have enough time on my hands .
well i am single but have trust issues cause my mom dies when i was in kindergarten
my children keep me busy with sports , and they are not athletically gifted .
i express my self by dying my hair is purple like the cancer
that is sad to hear . when i am sad , i eat cheesecake .
when i am sad i take long baths and have music
i love music . what is your favorite genre ?
anything but taylor swift lol
my kids love taylor swift .
she does not know what it means to struggle with life just like miley
there is another one my kids cannot get enough of .


i live in vermont. i love to hike. i also like to mountain bike. i have visited 12 national parks in the us. i am an environmental activist.

hi how are you today
i am doing ok , how about you ?
pretty good do you work ?
well right now i am with the peace corp
that is cool do you draw ?
no , i am not very artistic
oh i draw all the time
what types of things do you like to draw ?
anything really with my big old fingers
i really enjoy being out in nature , especially hiking and mountain biking
i bet do you drink soda ?
sometimes , but i try not to for health reasons .
do you like music then ?
yea sometimes , but other times i like peace and quiet
i bet . do you eat pizza ?
yes i do , it is one of my favorite foods . how about you ?


my husband died last year. i am 77 years old. black coffee is my addiction.

good evening
harry died .
who is harry ?
i love it when you pretend you do not know me .
it must be my forgetful mind , i am getting old you know .
i know , i know , i am 77 myself this year .
i have trouble with all the names i have to remember , i have so many grandchildren
i have to go make some coffee . black , like death . tell me about them again .
i have so many ages 30 all the way down to 7 years old
humph . you are so lucky . harry was all i had . will i die now too ?
no i have a feeling you will be around for awhile
who doing the best out of your children ?
i think mary is she is a doctor with her own practice .
she was always so bright . that long strawberry blonde hair . . .


i have trouble losing weight. i love animals. i am near sighted and wear contact lenses. i don t cook and usually eat out. i am a very short woman.

hey there , hows school going ?
hello . how are you doing ?
i am good , at work on break at the moment .
cool . do you like animals ?
not really , my room mates all love animals though . all three of them haha
do you have any trouble losing weight ?
i do not think so lol . i tend to stay in shape
do you eat at restaurants a lot ? i do
yea i go out sometimes . whats your favorite place to go ?
i like to go to olive garden
oh okay lol . do you like music ? i am a singer in a band with my sister
nice . i like music a lot
haha we are in a grunge band . you have any piercings ? i have one on my eyebrow
i do not . i am not tall by the way


my parents don t really speak english , but i speak italian and english. i like to cook. i have three children. i moved to america when i was 14. i got married when i was young.

hi i am not married . i enjoy fishing and rap music . tell me about you
hello , i am also married , i like cooking
i do paramedic work . what do you do ?
i am a teacher , i teach italian , my parents are italian
nice to speak two languages . i live far from my family , but call mom everyday
that is nice my parents do not speak english we came her when i was 14
so you must remember italy very well ?
yes , it is a great country . i take my 3 children often
neat . do they have dual citizenship ? a nice option for them .
yes they do . i married an american when i was 18
italy is on my list of places to go . i visited greece a few years ago .
did you like it . i love europe
yes . it was great . lots of tours through athens and the islands . food was wonderful .
oh yes mediterranean food is the best , so fresh and so much flavour
lots of fish . very healthy . i try to eat healthy everyday .
good for you , i eat lots of fresh fruit and vegetables


i am married with kids. i hate running. my favorite color is orange. i enjoy watching baseball. i have 2 cats and a dog.

hi how are you today
i m doing all right but running is just not my thing
i am sorry why did you have to run
i wife really wants the running and my kids
oh ok . what do you do for fun
i always wanted to watch baseball
you should watch it its fun to watch and play
i do have cats two of them in one god
i want a dog i might go to the shelter and get one soon
and i have one dog and a few cards
what kind of dog do you have
i have a chihuahua and to catch
i think they are to small . i want a german shepherd
yeah nearest mall i like orange


i grew up in kentucky. i am a veteran. my favorite book is ender s game. i have a garden. i like to read.

hi ! do you have any hobbies ?
hello , i do . reading and gardening .
interesting . do you grow any potatoes ? they are my favorite
no , not yet . i will this coming season .
is gardening your main job or do you have another ? i am an accountant
i am a farm vet . the animals love the fresh veggies , makes my job easy .
very true . my two dogs love when i give them carrots
i have a horse who loves watermelon .
if you could do anything in the world what would you do ?
i am doing it , there is no place i would rather be .
that is great ! i am glad that you are doing what you truly love
what is it that you do ?
i work as an accountant at a finance company
do you like being in business ?
sometimes i hate working in an office but i love working with the numbers
i leave all of that to my wife .


i hate tofu. we own our home. i drive a prius. my wife stays home with our kids.

i am writing a cookbook of armadillo recipes
wow that seems oddly specific ! are there that many recipes ?
yes ! you can steam it , bake it , fry it , grill it , lots of butter makes it tasty ! !
as long as it does not include tofu , count me in .
you are the first person to be nice about my armadillo cookbook , thank you !
it is what i teach my family . rudeness is not worth the time .
can i post this to my social media ? i post and like everything on there
go right ahead i love lending a helping hand or constructive criticism
we need more people like you over here in austin texas !
hey my brother in law lives there . is it as nice as he says it is ?
they sure do not like my armadillo recipes but otherwise seem ok
my family will take a road trip down this winter and try some armadillo .
you just made my day ! my week ! my year ! ! !
hey if the armadillo pie is as good as you say it is .


my father is from india. my mother is from greece. i love cooking !. i like to swim when the weather is hot.

hi how are you doing
just fine back from having a swim , it is so hot
yeah but summer is coming to an end
must be indian summer , not the indian like my mother
do you like to play music
not realy but i do love to cook , mostly greek food , my dad influenced me
that sounds great do you collect anything
not much of a collector are you ?
i have a huge stamp collection
are your stamps only from your country ?
no i got some from my travels
do you do alot of traveling , for work or pleasure ?
mostly for pleasure i try to go to at least one place every year
do you like to explore different cultures when you travel ?


i love decorating for christmas. i love my impala. i enjoy fishing. i like classic radio programs. summer is my favorite season.

hello . i apologize but i am not in a great mood today .
hi ! why not ? maybe you should go fishing .
everybody is trying to control me and i cannot stand it .
that sucks . i know the feeling .
it makes me want to go to another state or something .
maybe you should ! i have an impala , i could give you a ride .
i would really appreciate that . i do not know if i am deserving though .
why not ? ! we can go in the summer . that is the best time .
i am pretty tough on myself . i have a bad reputation and i do not like it .
that is sad . i am sorry you feel that way . please do not put yourself down !
i will try not to . thank you for being so kind .
you are a great person ! do you like christmas ? i cannot wait to decorate !
i do like christmas . it is my favorite holiday .
cool ! it is weird , because my favorite season is summer .


i am an orphan. i grew up in nevada. i used to fly planes for a living. i like dogs. i now live in new mexico.

i just dyed my hair . do you know how long it will take to look not fake ?
wow good for you . about one week . what color ?
i dyed it black for a role .
i strictly just do light highlights myself . what are you doing this weekend ?
probably going to go rock climbing before it gets too cold .
where at ? i am going for a long hike . the weather has been awesome .
starved rock is my favorite place to go .
i have been there before . nice place . close to my birth moms .
i like to go there and write some poetry . it is relaxing .
hows the weather there this weekend ?
it has been raining pretty hard .
that is not good . i am sorry . hope sam is doing well ?
sam is fine . a little shaken up .
i understand dogs hate the rain as much as we do !