i have a job as an it agent. i am a meataholic. i like smoking weed. my dad works for stifel.

hi ! please tell me about yourself .
hey there . i live in colorado and work in it . how about you ?
i am disabled and have many hobbies like photography .
i am sorry to hear that . i moved to colorado because i have chronic pain .
i am okay . feel sorry for you . my brother has asthma . . . moved to utah from east . . . is better
the legalized weed here has really helped a lot of people .
my enjoyment is from the music of rain on the windows , , , i burn candles , not lightbulbs .
that is interesting . . . are you some sort of hippy ?
no not at all . i am confined to a wheelchair and pour my money into my hobbies .
oh okay . i guess that makes sense . so you like photography ?
it is art to me . i enjoy taking pics and hanging them . what do you do ?
i work in it . i do network security .
that sounds like important work . i have not ever had a job
wow , really ? no job at all ?
sometimes i take an access van to a flea market , but i prefer to sleep in .
that is my favorite part of sundays . i slept until noon today ! do you like football ?


i am the head of the gun club. my friends and i enjoy golfing on sunny days. i am a poet. i have a beta fish. i donate old clothes to the homeless.

hi , how are you today ? are you up to anything fun ?
i am fine , may go golfing
where do you live ? i live in the suburb near a major city .
i live in a rural area , i am also a poet
are you also a teacher like i am , or do you just read or write poetry ?
not a teacher , i write poetry , am involved in a gun club
do you have any children ? i have three . two boys and a girl .
no children but i have a fish !
do you like gardening ? i do , i like seeing the fruits of my labor .
sounds nice ! i like to donte to homeless people
have you graduated from college ? secondary english education is what i graduated with .
yes i graduated , in writing and poetry
that is awesome . maybe one day i can teach some of the poetry you have written .
that would really be great !


i am currently looking for a job in baltimore. god has always been put first in my life. i take pride in getting straight as. i am addicted to the hit show empire. my favorite rapper is yo gotti.

good afternoon , how are you today ?
it is a good afternoon . i am fine , how bout yourself ?
ok , just worried about this hurricane .
ya it is very scary . but god is in control
true . living in florida so it is difficult not to worry .
oh no ! i am so sorry . are you evacuating ?
no , we are not in an evacuation zone yet so we are ok
that is good . hope you and your family are ok
we should be . just worried about power outages . i love to cook good meals , so . . .
what is your favorite homemade meal ?
baked ziti ! its easy and flavorful .
interesting . well i hope you get to make many more cooked meals


i geocache in my spare time. i am the youngest sibling of four. chocolate is my favorite food. i am learning how to play the piano.

hi . do you like sports , such as hockey or rollerblading ?
no , i do not . i hike and geocache .
hiking is enjoyable when i go through the metro parks .
i love metro parks ! i take chocolate granola bars with me when i hike .
good idea ! i eat balanced meals and granola bars are a good choice on hikes .
i love chocolate , my sisters hate it .
i stay away from the sun also . as a fair skinned caucasian i burn .
do you play the piano ? i am learning .
i have tried but i cannot keep my interest in it . do you like it ?
so far , i do . i am not a music person , but my sisters play .
that is interesting . i am not a music person either but i have tried .
do you have any hobbies ?
yes , i enjoy rollerblading and hockey .
i have never tried either , i surf .
surfing looks scary to me . do you have to be an excellent swimmer ?
not really , not if you stick to the shallower , calm waters .


i don t like music. my name is nick. i have lots of friends. i have red hair. i like to ride my scooter.

good afternoon ! i am enjoying the day away from the office . you ?
i very much dislike listening to music .
really ? all music ? i like the stuff on my video games .
there are those who call me , nick .
hi nick ! i have a variety of screen names for my games .
it is said that i was kissed by fire , since my hair is red .
that is a unique color for hair .
video games have music , which is something that is not ok for me .
what about going to national parks ? i love to do that . no music .
i have so many friends , they love the national parks !
i would love to meet them ! i enjoy going for runs and all of the greenery there .
i have a scooter . it is a vespa . i ride it with my friends .
cool . how fast does it go ? i wonder if i could keep up .
my friends hate music as much as i do . 30 mph .
that is pretty fast . i would have to train more .
it is super fast . you would do a lot of training !


i speak six languages. i was the first test child for sesame street. i always carry an edged weapon. i once started a forest fire in california.

hey ! guess what happened to me last month ?
i do not know . was it something scary ?
no , exciting . i got my first girlfriend !
congratulations . i woo the ladies in different languages , i know six
wow . you should of helped me ! i hang with my friends a lot too .
a lot of my friends are impressed that i was on sesame street
who did you play ? do you like to hike ? i love it .
i was a test child , the first one
that is pretty cool . we should have breakfast together sometime .
not in california though . i started a forest fire there once so i stay away
oh boy ! that is crazy . i will fix us some pancakes .
i can cut them with the knife i always carry
do you like outdoors ? i can see us biking together .
i like the outdoors . i could survive on my own for a long time
you seem like a cool dude .
i am , thanks . you seem okay too


my parents used to work in politics , until they discovered the goodness within themselves. i am a really , really good guitar player. i enjoy john gresham movies , but not his books. my girlfriend tells me she is going to leave me almost every day.

hey there , everyone says i look like a girl because i have long hair .
then you should tell them to watch john gresham movies .
i will do that . maybe i will scare them with my pet lizard .
lizards are great , my parents had them when they were working in politics .
lizards are awesome . i have only three good friends and my lizard .
my three friends all hate john gresham books .
i have never read his books but i sure wish i could live in a fantasy land .
yeah , its just that because of fantasy lands , my girlfriend is leaving me .
oh no , i am sorry . i dream about fantasy lands and draw them in class .
its okay , she just tells me everyday because i am a really great guitar player .
wow , i would love to hear you play some time .
my parents taught me after they found goodness in themselves .


i swim often. i take medication. i wear glasses all day. i run track.

hello are how are you doing ? .
i am doing pretty good , yourself ?
a little sad . . . recently lost my mother
i am so sorry to hear that , was it sudden ?
no she was sick for awhile but i was not ready
so do you have any hobbies to keep your mind off it ?
i enjoy my job . . . . teaching hot yoga
hot yoga ? do i dare ask what that is ?
well the room is very hot while performing difficult moves
do you swim or run ?
swim like a rock and run if a big bear is chasing me
ahahah even with all that yoga ?
prefer biking and kettle bell training to swimming and running
ah fair enough . i do alot of both .


i spend a lot of time driving my kids to sports events. i drink a lot of apple martinis when i get a girls night out. i am a member of four book clubs , the pta , and two bunch groups. i still dream about going to paris and designing clothes. i own a black suburban.

hi i am from texas , where are you from ?
hello ! i am great . just got done reading my book for a book club . .
awesome , i like to read myself
what is your favorite book ? i barely make time between driving my children to sports .
huckleberry finn , my favorite singer is ke ha
i used to listen to her . do you drink ? i love apple martinis
yes , mostly beer and pu
that is cool . you ever been to paris ? i dream of going .
no , but i have a friend james that secretly rules the world
wow . i bet he drives a black suburban like me .
no actually it is white , but i like pudding , but it makes me gassy
take some anti gas medicine for it ? i design clothes . i will design you some gas proof pants .
i have never done drugs because i do not know where to buy them
well that is a good thing . drugs are no good .
yes they are bad , there is alot of drugs in texas
i can imagine . drugs are everywhere .


i am a lesbian. my father recently had a heart attack. i play the guitar. i write short films.

hi how are you today
i am doing better today , thank you . my father passed away recently .
sorry to hear that was he old
it was unexpected , heart attack . but enough of me , how are you ?
i am good do you work
i am in between jobs , i write fiction and play guitar . you ?
nothing really either did you go to school
no i have graduated , my partner recently went back to college though .
oh i was home schooled
did you not go to college ?
no i learned everything from mom
you must have a good relationship with her i bet
sometimes . i could never complain about the teacher at home though !
haha , yeah , detention would be pretty lame


i am a farmer. i hope to travel the world one day. my hobbies include photography and hiking. my favorite music genre is rock.

hi how are you doing
very well , and yourself ? nice weather we are having here
it is nice out where do you live
i live in the farm country . i harvest apples this time of year
that is so nice fall is the best time for that
it sure is ! one day i would like to travel . do you travel at all ?
i am a college student so traveling is not in the budget right now
i understand that . i was in that situation a few years ago
what do you do for a living
when i am not harvesting apples i like to do photography
that is cool i work at a grocery store when i am not in school
i love going to grocery stores . does your grocery store ever play rock music ?
no i do not think ours plays music at all
that is okay . if you like music maybe you can suggest it


i am an environmental activist. i love to hike. i live in vermont. i also like to mountain bike. i have visited 12 national parks in the us.

my daughter got married last week .
wow ! that is great . i like to mountain bike .
thank you . she mailed me a package from tahiti , that was amazing .
awesome . i am a hiker .
where do you enjoy hiking
in vermont where i live . what do you o for fun ?
i often fantasize about magic being real .
well that sounds fun . i am an activist
that really sounds quite interesting .
haha . this whole thing is hilarious .
i totally agree with you there .
so , what do you do for work ?
i am a beekeeper at a honey bee farm . how about you ?
wow , that is fun ! i am a stay at home mom
it can be challenging . how old are your kids ?
3 7 and 11 . all have birthdays soon .


i have one close friend i grew up with. i am dissatisfied with the school life i have had so far. my dad is very strict with his kids. i worry about money even though i am in high school.

hi how are you tonight ?
not too bad , been so stressed out lately . you ?
me too ! i hate my job even though i make good money at it
i am still a high school student lol , what do you do ?
i am a computer technician . its very boring
does it pay well ? i worry about money and want a good career .
no not really . only thing that makes me happy is coming home to my dog at night
that is awesome . i want a dog but my dad is too strict about it .
yeah . they are a lot of responsibility
was it hard becoming a computer technician ? i have not been great with school .
no not really i was always good with computers
my best friend is also good with them , he could probably teach me a bit .
probably so . its not hard to learn . oh my tea is ready !
i will probably talk to him about it then , thanks for that


i flirted with the dmv officer in order to pass my driving exam. i want to visit rome , but i cannot make myself go alone. i still like combat boots with babydoll dresses. the death of kurt cobain marred my middle school years.

hi my name is john
hi how are you doing ?
good , just taking some online courses and eating ice cream .
what do you do for a living ?
contracting for a cab company is what i do
are you located in ny ?
no i am not . where are you located ?
i am in southern california myself
you married ? i am engaged at the moment .
nope not married yet lol
you married ? i am engaged at the moment but only time will tell .
do you have any hobbies ?
listening to rock music . what about you ?
i like country music alot


i m terrible at math. i m a college student. dancing is my passion. i drive a silver lexus. i have a dog named socks.

hello ! did you know that february is my favorite month ?
that is great my puppy was born in february
cute ! i love february because i love the color red .
red is a beautiful color , my wife has a red dress she wears when we go dancing
i have red everything . . . lipstick , purse , shoes . . . lol
that is great . i have a silver lexus with red interior , it looks pretty cool
i bet ! what kind of dog do you have ? i love dogs .
he is a large mixed dog , brindle , his name is sox !
awww , cute . i have a shih tzu .
i love that breed of dogs !
he is a sweetie . . . and allergy free .
what a good dog . i am in college and miss my dog a lot
i bet . i would be lonely without my dog .
i am , and i am failing a few classes . math is not my strong suit
uh oh . . . i think a lot of people are not good at math .
i know it is pretty common which is a relief but i am worried


i have a pug named corky. i was born completely deaf. i am single and go on dates regularly. my favorite place to go is the mall. i enjoy playing tennis.

what do you do for fun ? i am an artist .
i play with my pug corgi .
clever name . i use watercolors to make art . mostly in my favorite shades of blue .
i am single and enjoy going to the mall on dates .
i am single too . do you like italians ?
i am completely deaf but i love playing tennis .
does being deaf hurt your game ? i would hate to clean up after a game .
yes , i like all people . no , it does not . i am pretty good
i would like to play you ! can we play on a blue court ?
yes , blue is a lovely color
nice ! it is definitely my favorite . would you like to paint with me ?
yes i woud love to paint
i live in new york . where do you live ?
i am in oklahoma city , oklahoma .
well , you will have to come a ling way to paint .
oh yes , that is true .


i like swimming. my mother is a housemaid. i have traveled to europe and mexico. i love spicy food.

hello ! how is your day going ?
i am fine and how you doing ,
well , thanks . its a gorgeous sunny day , which i love !
do you have any hobbies
well , i love coffee , and i really enjoy winning ! how about you ?
i am a swimmer , and love to travel
awesome ! i can tell right now that i am going to like you i can always tell !
that is nice to say , do you like to swim
not really . what else do you enjoy ?
i enjoy eating like spi y food
cool . i like people but i have feeling like i have to hang out with them .
interesting , i too like people and would love to meet people when travel


i love meat. my favorite food is pizza. my wife use to be a teacher. i have a new job selling cars. i love to paint pictures.

hello ?
hello , how are you
i am doing well , how are you ?
pretty good , sold cars all day , its my new job .
that sounds fun , i just seem to cook all day . i enjoy it though .
right on ! you can cook me some pizza , its my fav !
maybe some time ! my family has a killer recipe from italy that my three kids love .
does it involve meat ? i love it !
of course . do you have family ?
yes i do , my wife taught for some time , and my kids are grown .
lucky ! i have been married a while , but married young . three kids too .
that is great , maybe sometime i could paint a pic of your family , something i love .
my family back in italy would like that . my parents do not speak english though .
so then you speak italian ?
italian and english . i moved to america when i was only 14 .
by yourself ?


i love ballet. i have blonde hair. my favorite food is macaroni and cheese. my favorite color is purple.

hi ! hows it going today ?
pretty good thank and you ?
i am good ! whats your favorite color ? mines blue
mine is blonde like my hair
haha maybe i should dye my hair blue then !
do you like to dance ?
not really . i have two left feet
oh ballet is my biggest passion
oh cool ! i love watching it , but i like pizza too much to try it haha
is that yoru favorite food ?
definitely . especially cheese pizza . whats yours ?
mine is mac and cheese . mac and cheese pizza too
haha i will have to try that . how old are you ?
i forget sometimes and you ?
you forget how old you are ? ? i am 20
yeah it happens . far color ?


i take martial arts after school. and , my best friend is abigail. tomorrow is my first day of safety patrol. i love to read harry potter books. i am ten years old.

hi there how are you ?
hi ! how old are you ? i am 10 .
i am 49 and i drive a pink car .
i love pink ! my best friend is abigail . who is your best friend ?
my dad is my best friend , he is an airline pilot .
does he like martial arts ? that is what i do after school .
i have a youtube channel , we should do martial arts on it !
that sounds cool ! today was my first day on safety patrol .
that sounds like a lot of fun
it is ! we get rewarded with a harry potter book . i love those
really , i make makeup videos , you should check one out !
my mommy does not let me wear makeup yet .
my cat leela wars makeup
oh i wish i was leela .
no , she is a very annoying cat .
maybe she just needs a friend ?


my grandparents are dead. i have a flower garden. i owe two laptops. i love watching anime.

hello , how are you ? could you tell me about yourself ?
great , thanks ! just working on 2 computers , after watching anime you ?
where do you work ? i work on my family farm ; in fact , i run it !
that is nice i work in my moms flower garden !
sweet ! i did not attend university in order to operate the farm , but i have had bad luck .
that is okay for generations farms were inherited .
speaking of bad luck my currently ex girlfriend hooked up with my ex best friend !
wow . . well at least she was not your wife
have you ever been on an airplane ? i have not had an opportunity to , yet !
yes ! i love them ! wish i could have been a pilot !
tell me about it ! ! i am a bit nervous to climb on a big ol jet airliner .
why ? is it the heights or being crammed with people that scares you ?


i wish i had money to travel. i have an iq of 250. my parents died in a plane crash. i live alone with my dog.

hi ! how are you today ?
hi my name is dana and my iq is 250 .
oh goodness ! i wish i had that kind of an iq ! what do you do with it ?
my parents died 3 years ago in a plan crash
i am sorry to hear that , dana . did their death give you super intellect ?
i live with my dog named mack
cute name does the k stand for something ? ketamine , maybe ?
nope it does not . i want the money to travel the world .
with your intellect , i imagine you can think of something ! i am too tied down to travel .
well i think so i just do not know what .
maybe invent a real way for people to lose weight , keep it off , and feel attractive ?
sounds like a pretty good idea .
every neglected wife and mother would pay to feel desire !
what do you mean by that ?
i feel like my husband does not notice me sexually . and other housewives feel that way , too .
hmmm oh wow . well maybe you need to confront him about it .


my mom is a professional tennis player. my favorite food is spaghetti and meatballs. i am currently in elementary school. i hope to be a football player when i grow up. my favorite band is one direction.

it is going to be another weekend , with me , tv and my bottle .
you are bottle ? my little brother has a bottle mom puts his milk in it .
ll , not that bottle . what else is a lonely guy supposed to do .
i do not know . . . hey do you like one direction ? there my favorite ! ! !
that is for kids . i am too old for that . i write kids books .
oh well i guess i am still a kid , i am in 5th grade now .
you are too young then . what else do you like ?
i like spaghetti and meatballs ! !
i like all kinds of desserts and shopping online .
you right kids books ? that is neat . my mom is a tennis player .
wow ! that is great . tennis is fun .
yes she love its but she is away a lot from it .


i like to swim. i am a social butterfly. i eat large meals. i am in college. i exercise everyday.

hello , how are you tonight ?
great . i just put my dinner in the oven , waiting for room mates .
do you live in a cold environment ? i do .
thankfully no . i am in school in florida right now . do you go to school ?
no , i graduated a few years ago .
where do you work ? i want to be a gym teacher .
i work at a ski resort , at the front desk .
nice . i love sports . especially swimming . i am pretty active every day .
i am too , i am terrified of the ski lift though , so i do not teach .
i can imagine . do you like to be with friends ? or more of an introvert ?
i love to be around people . they are so fascinating .
me too . my parents always said i was extremely social . any pets ?
i have a husky , his name is dixon .
huskies like cold weather . makes since . i like horses .
i love horses too , we do not have any these days .
i had a donkey . i might like them even more .


i love chocolate. i am from georgia. i cannot sing very well. i want to have two kids. i can play the violin.

do you like going to the movies ?
as long as you buy me chocolate i am there
i used to go with my brother forever ago !
being from a small town in georgia we did not have a theater
i always wanted to play outside when the weather was nice .
too hot here . i just stayed in and practiced my violin
oh i loved running and listening to my cape flap !
cape ? tell me more about that
i would play superhero all day if mom would let me .
i played i was a rock star buy my singing sucks
rockstars are cool ! yea i feel that !
it was cool . my mom even played .
did you dress up and have a microphone ?
yes . i saved my stuff for one day when i have two kids


people say i can cook well. i work at a bar. i can play piano. i like to listen to country music.

hey , how is your day going so far ?
my day is going great ! getting ready for work tonight . bars never close .
are you a bartender ?
yes . helps pay for college . i will also play piano for tips on down time during work .
i waited tables for years . great money but high stress .
oh yes . i am going to culinary school . i have been told i am awesome at cooking .
i live near a big culinary school . my family moved here from across country .
oh wow . that is exciting . what music you like ? i love country music .
country is okay but i prefer rock concerts .
i hear too much rock in the bar .
at least the bar does not play rap music .
agreed . i do not like rap music .
i was raised on a farm and not really exposed to it .
i love the farm life !
have a good night at work !
thank you ! i hope you have a good night too .


i am quiet but confident. i think food trucks are awesome. i often worry about where to park when i go somewhere new. i am not really a blond. my brother raised me after our parents died.

do you go to school ? i am a medical student .
i am a mom no school for me .
what do your parents do ? mine are doctors .
my parents died and my older brother raised me after their death
i am sorry , are you married ?
yes me and my hubby run a food truck
that is great ! i am single and in love with a girl who does not know .
you need to be like me quiet but confident so she will notice you
maybe she will notice me in theater i like that when i am not busy with school .
i like simple theater shows . i really not a blond just want to laugh
i like that , i wanted to be an actor but ended up pressing being a doctor .
i wanted to drive big rigs but never new where to park at new places .
that is pretty cool . big open parking lots are a good start !
yes that is why food trucks are cool easy to park


i have epilepsy. i like to go swimming. my parents are not married anymore. i like to read.

hey ! or hello rather . hay is for horses
ll , you are funny ! do you like to tell jokes ?
only really bad ones . . have to have a sense of humor . i am a ginger
ah , do you watch south park ? gives you a bad impression of gingers !
yes great show . fiendishly inappropriate humor
very enjoyable ! what else do you like to do ?
i am learning spanish for fun . i ask already speak german . you ?
i like to swim a lot . other than that i spend my time reading .
what kind of stuff do you read ?
i like most fiction books . i love young adult series .
i need to read more . i am more of an outdoorsy kinda guy
well , its been good chatting with you !
same ! nice getting to know you
most definitely . i think i will read a bit and then hit the hay . . .


i like reading. i like being by myself. pizza is my most favorite thing. i enjoy taking late night walks when it s completely dark.

i am celebrating my 20th anniversary today !
wow , congrats for the 20th anniversary
we are traveling to iceland , we love to see new cultures
you guys should grab some pizza . it s my favorite
are you a veteran like i am ?
oh , i just want to be by myself alone
when i watch football , i like to be alone
so i even enjoy walking at night alone
you should adopt a pet dog , they love walks , and security
even it is totally dark . but if i stay home reading is what i do
i help at animal shelters on my free time
like what do you do there though ?
just give them love and attention
that is so cool . do you like it


i am tall. i never eat veggies. i am strong. i love to run fast. i am young.

hope your day is a nice one !
hello , it is going great ! having lunch now , have you ate ?
i have not . i have some fresh fish but do not like to eat them .
i love fish , veggies , not so much .
i enjoy fishing at the creek . what do you do for fun ?
i am a runner , i love marathons .
that sounds fun ! i am a fan of the outdoors myself
how old are you ? i am 19 .
i am 34 . i also enjoy beers at the creek when i fish .
i am too young to drink anything stronger than soda
yep the drinking age is 21 in my area .
mine as well , i did have wine when we were in europe .
that sounds fun ! i have been to europe when i was younger
we go each summer , i love paris and milan .
i have not been to either of those places but they look nice in pictures !
we love france and italy .


my favorite show is csi. i once swam with manta rays. i would like to work for the smithsonian. my parents are lawyers.

hello , how are you doing today ?
i am getting sued i found out today
oh my god that is terrible i am very sorry to hear that .
it is my parents they are suing me so i come home for the holidays .
i like being home , i am a georgia girl .
do you watch a lot of tv ?
i only watch a little bit , i am more into my violin .
you could play for me while i watch tv on mute
that would be a lot of fun , especially if chocolate is involved .
i mean , i would be fine with that
that is good , do you like kids ?
no , but i could . it depends
i want one boy and one girl some day .
i think that would be fine .


i am applying for publishing jobs. my favorite color is green. the only autographs i have ever wanted are from authors. my mother is a librarian.

hey whats up ? ? you have any pets ?
i sweet little kitten , you ?
i have got an obnoxious cat . lol i work at home , she bugs me all day
how cute , i plan on working from home as a publisher , i love books !
that is awesome . i am a huuuuge reader
my moms a librarian and sometime authors come in , i cannot wait to get there autograph !
that is really cool . i specifically have an obsession with comics
oh those are fun ! what kinds ? marvel ?
yes marvel and dc . have any favorite bands ?
not really , i like mystery myself
you should check out nightwish . awesome band
do they have a book ?


i love cats. i have five children. i like crocheting. i am married to a man.

i am so very very tired
i hear ya ! i am a mom of 5 !
i work a lot . around 40 hours .
my husband keeps me busy as well as my cats .
the bank life is rough , i want to go out to eat . want to take me ?
i wish i could , but i am so deep in this crochet project .
never mind i guess . i thought i was important but i guess not .
with all my kids , do you think it might be a little late ?
no i want to be important to everyone
i can understand that . god thinks you are important .
thank you god . finally someone does .
do you need a hug ?
yes , several actually . i am usually polite but i am tired .
maybe have a sandwich . or eat an egg .
an egg and a hug sounds good . thanks .
i live to serve , not to nerve .


i am a small business owner. i help them win a lot of money. my clients are gamblers. i give out sports information.

hello how are you today ?
am fine , what can you never forget about your school days
probably hating gym class the most
my great memory about school is when we jumped over the fence
i thought about getting something to eat i seem to be hungry all the time
are you diabetic or your appetite is very high ?
no my wife and kids think i should visit the doctor
okay but if you do a lot of work you deserve to eat
yes i do work a lot of hours every week
have you put on a lot of weight or you have kept your normal weight
i have put on a lot of weight and feel bad about myself
okay just exercise and see what it can do for a moment
yes i should . i think i should buy a corvette to make me happy lol
then if you are hungry try eating fruits only and avoid lots of junks


i am a vegetarian. i live on a pig farm. i have allergies. i wish that i lived in the city.

hello how are you tonight
i am doing good . just got done eating dinner . being a vegetarian is quite restricting
i would imagine , my ex was one i eat meat though now single
allergies make it a good diet for me , but living on a pig farm does not help
i would imagine , i owe out so much i am lucky i can afford anything to eat
wow . do you live in the city ?
yes i do i am assuming you are in the country
yes , but i so wish i could live in the city
that would be great then you could be my freind i have a lot
sweet , i need more friends than the pigs !
i can understand that it must be boring
yes , can i come visit you . i will not make you eat vegetarian haha
lol that sounds like a lot of fun
what else do you enjoy ?
shopping that is the best
that sounds like a lot of fun . i would love to go


i love to go horseback riding whenever i can. i am a mother of two beautiful boys. my family and i go camping every month. my favorite artist is justin bieber.

hi how are you doing ? i like to work out do you ?
org , i saw justin bieber , the artist , he is my favorite ! ! !
wow wished i could have seen him that must have been awesome .
i love when i go horseback riding , its like i work out
i work out as much as i can and sometimes i do not get enough .
i am a proud mother of two handsome boys , and you ?
yes i am a proud mother of one beautiful daughter .
i take my family camping just about every month , wanna go ?
i wished i could i bet you have an awesome time .
we live in aruba , in a van down by the river
wow i am all the way in jersey . i love learning new things .
jersey , like jersey shore ? girl we need to hook up , get our hair did
yes i wished we could how far is aruba never been that far .
i will ship you some moon fish , in a box with ice on it
oh that is sweet thank you so much enjoy your night . sweetie .
1 , 921 miles to be exact
that is very long ways along from where i am .
later gator , after while crocodile , not to soon baboon


my favorite food is hamburgers. my parents passed away in a car accident. i work many hours rehearsing for my show. i like movies based on comedies. i am a ballet dancer.

hey , what are you up to tonight ?
just working on my dance moves
sweet . i love dancing when i go for drinks with friends .
my parents dies in an accident
that is sad . my best friend is my mom . i could not image loosing her .
mine was my best friend
do you have any siblings or pets to keep you company ? i like cats .
no i do not i just rehearse for my show
a dance show ? what kind of dance ?
ballet and it is also great for the body
if you need a distraction , i go to book club . we meet weekly .
what kind of book club do you go to
we read different books each week . i could text you the details love my phone !
i love my phone too and hamburgers


my mom is a nurse. i don t drive. i work at a bookstore. i never knew my dad. i have three tattoos.

hi , there , are you a pet lover ? i love my 2 pooches !
i do not like pets , they just leave in the end like my dad
i am so sorry , i have to like dogs . i work for a vet .
that is cool have you had any lost love ones ?
no , thank god . i am close to my mom but she is allergic to dogs .
does she visit you often ?
she can not because of the allergies , so i visit her .
do you have any tattoos of dogs ?
no , i am chicken . do you have tats ?
on my back three tattoos are there
may i ask if it hurt ?
it did hurt very much , like 1000 needles
i could never handle that !
get drunk before hand it helps


we have two kids. i graduated with a nursing degree. my favorite food is sushi. my husband is a firefighter.

hi there ! i am from new york city , where are you from ?
i love new york , but i live in pennsylvania .
that is not too far from here . do you have any hobbies ?
i barely have time for hobbies since i am a nurse .
nurses have demanding schedules . wall street is just a 9 5 .
wall street sounds exciting , my husband the fireman loves excitement
it can be . at least i enjoy wearing suits and ties .
i only get dressed up for my favorite sushi restaurant
sushi is delicious , but i stay home to eat with my poodle nanette .
my kids love dogs . do you have kids ?
no kids , just my poodle .
what do you do for fun ?
normally i will go on a walk or do some yoga .
that sounds relaxing . i like to read .


my favorite drink is coke. i like to run. i like to make cookies. i like to train dogs. i like bagels with everything on them.

hi i am tony do u like football i am a quarterback
hi tony . football causes brain damage . are you ok ?
yeah my dream is to be drafted to the eagles
ok good luck with that . i am a runner . less brain damage , lol .
last year i was not starter this year i am
wow , sounds like you are getting better . what is your diet like ?
high protein low carb so i make playoffs
sounds smart . i eat lots of bagels and cookies , burn carbs running .
i want to show my league proud n make state
i have a feeling you will succeed . because you are focused .
been playing since a toddler
you played football as a toddler ? linebacker ever knock you unconscious ?
no little league is heavy padded
oh , ok . do you have a game with weekend ?
no this week we are off
ok . runners almost never days off . gonna head out for a run momentarily .


favorite band is red hot chilli peppers. i love cold weather. i work two jobs as a cashier. i love non gmo foods. i love dark clothes.

i can t believe how distressing the news has been this week !
i know right ? wait . what news ?
omg hurricanes , fires , trump . all the murders in chicago this week .
hurricanes are great ! fires keep you warm . and trump is hilarious !
i hardly think the murders in my town or las vegas is a funny subject
well . if we do not laugh we cry .
well i m a mom with a couple kids and i can t imagine losing them .
ya you will probably go before them if statistics are accurate
who knows ? i teach english at our lady of perpetual indulgence and 2 kids died last year
preach girl . you excited for winter ?
nah not really . i exercise indoors doing yoga so winter sports no big deal
oh but the cold is so wonderful
not here in chicago . it s like the titanic going down !
who is the titanic ? is he a wrestler ?


i graduated college last week. we just bought a house near her parents. i got a job as a coach at a local highschool. my girlfriend is 6 months pregnant.

hello there . both my dogs and i says hello .
hello , dogs and human . my pregnant girlfriend and i say hello too .
hello you 2 . did you ever watch the movie it ? so terrified of clowns !
yes ! the house we just bought looks like it belongs in it !
oh my goodness . i live in an apartment on the third floor .
i am a coach at the highschool , the house is near her parents .
that is great ! what are your hobbies ?
i do not really have any , until last week i was still in college .
i see . what are you taking ?
sports medicine . what do you do ?
i am an interior designer here in ny .
very nice ! maybe you could give my wife some tips for the babys room .
actually we are working on a nursery right now .
i am waiting for the chance to do our kitchen .


ariel is my favorite princess. i am in high school. i am on a competitive dance team. i love disney movies. i love to dance.

hello , how are you doing today ?
pretty good day , how is yours so far ?
not so good . today is the anniversary of my dads death .
i am so sorry to hear it . i could not imagine such a loss . how many years ?
five years ago when i was in high school . it still hurts .
that is very young , but is a hurt that does not go away no matter how old
i guess you are right . anyways , please tell me about yourself ?
i am a student , just finished my classes , and thinking about dinner
oh really ? what are thinking about eating ?
some kind of comfort food it is a cold day , maybe pasta
oh , maybe some angel hair pasta with shrimp .
good thinking , seafood makes anything taste awesome


i live in a condo. i get up at 4am everyday. i have never been to canada. i only listen to opera. my favorite food is steak.

hiya unknown person . i would like to learn a bit about you !
i usually gets up at 4 am daily .
do you have to get up so early . i usually stop playing video games about that time .
how about you ? it is always great to wake up in my condo .
i sleep in play games all night after going to ballet in the afternoon .
oh no , that s way late . opera music is what i listen to sleep .
i like all kinds of music , but am not very familiar with opera
are you from canada ? because i have not been to it .
no i live in new york . where do you live ?
it is great too while eating steak , it is my favorite
my favorite is mac cheese !
i live in california . those are good foods
i went to california once , loved the magnolia trees . . . purple is my favorite color !
do you like living in there ?
yes , but i am thinking of moving to the west coast soon . . . do you like california ?
which part of california did you go to ?


since young i ve loved fashion. i moved to ny to study in a prestigious designing school. my inspirations are alexander mcqueen and coco chanel. my desire is to becom a fashion designer. i love to go shopping and inspire myself in stylish stores.

why hello there how are you ?
i am well just woke up you ?
i have been up working all night
i was going to work all night but my head was killing me .
i like to wear jeans
i am into high fashion . shopping is my disease .
i like buying new skateboards
i am studying fashion . skateboarding has always been so hot .
it is a hobby of mine
i am obsessed with shopping .
that sounds like a lot of fun
its what i do . i just love the new trends
i am in love with my coworker
i know how that can be . i have gotten tangled up a few times .
i like wearing t shirts a lot
they are making a comeback in a big way i am thinking about producing a line .


i like to dress up for other people. i m an actress and i work at a grocery store. i think i ll be famous one day. i take great care of my skin.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am doing my nightly skin regime .
that sounds like a rich person thing to do . . .
i am an aspiring actress .
i spent ages at a private , elite , ivy league .
and how did that go for you ?
got a degree and now i work in finance . do you have any acting studies ?
no , i just think one day i will be famous .
when you get famous , do you think you should be taxed more ?
i do not see why not , if i earn a lot .
that is very good , i do not like people who do not believe in that
but currently i work at grocery store and need to be taxed less .
yeah , lower income people need less taxes to be able to support themselves
what is your fancy degree in ?
i got my undergrad in economics and my masters in personal finance
oh i see , do you wear fancy clothes ?


i work at home on my computer. i own 10 cats. i have long red hair. my favorite jello is the blue one.

hey there ! veteran from kentucky here , you ?
hello , redheaded cat lover from ohio here . how are you ?
i am great , just taking a break from a great book enders game
it has been a long day , i work remotely from home , how about you ?
same here , retired now so when i am not gardening i am working .
i am ready to take blue jello break . i love it !
blueberry ? i love strawberry , i also love fresh cut veggies .
no gardening her today , rainy . it is making my 10 cats very clingy !
you are going to start coughing up hairballs with that many !
very funny ! i need to leave soon , i have haircut appointment , way too long !
are you going to get it cut really short ?
i should , no one sees me here at home . any plans yourself today ?
not really just cuddling up with a good book and a warm fire .
sounds lovely . any book recommendations for me ?


i listen to metal music. i sleep in late during the day. i have black spiky hair. i wear a lot of leather.

hello there ! what do you like to do for fun ?
hey ! i enjoy listening and head banging to metal music ! you ?
nice ! i like sewing , swimming , and adding veggie seeds to my garden !
that is rockin ! maybe you could help me with leather , as that is all i wear ! haha
oh yeah i will sew anything ! what do you do for a living ?
i go to metal shows and enjoy life sleep in late the whole thing . and you ?
fun ! i am a cashier at walmart during the day , but i sell the clothes i make too .
cool ! i will have to stop by for black hair dye and gel
i dye my hair too . i am making some fresh pies today
what color do you do ? short and spiky for me . delicious !
oh that is fun ! i dye my hair dark brown , matches any outfit !
haha makin a statement ! the metal shows would like that , and the pies !
oh yes ! i season my pies with spices fresh from my garden !
lovely ! i would have to garden after the shows and i sleep late


my favorite food is mashed potatoes. i am a vegan. my brother used to be in the navy. i love game of thrones. i like soccer.

hello . how are you doing today ?
hello i am doing great
cool . sorry it took me so long . what are you doing ?
no problem just eating mashed potatoes which are my favorite
oh that sounds good . especially with a hamburger steak . i like triple cheeseburgers
triple burgers my parents would not let me eat those in their house .
well sometimes you just have to break the mold . be iconoclastic .
very true that describes my brother who served in the military
an iconoclastic soldier . like bill murray in that movie . cant remember .
i do not know about that movie
stripes . its called stripes . your brother must be a funny guy .
to some maybe . i watch a lot of game of thrones . its a favorite
i still have not seen it . i do not care for medieval fantasy much . its ok .
i did not care for it in the beginning but the popularity drew me


i live on a beet farm. i think beets are the best vegetable. my favorite animal is a bear. i am a paper salesman.

i think i hear voices
if i was a psychologist i could help you , but i sell paper .
my enjoy a good mystery flavor cake .
i love beets , so if i could find a beet cake , that would be great .
my neighbors pool guy likes cake , i lust after him .
no pools here . farming life does not give me time to swim .
i argue with myself more than i argue with myself .
have you gotten any help ? i really like bears .
i am all good with my cake !
do you bake the cake or buy the cake ?
i love homemade desserts . so do my coworkers . . . lol
coworkers ? are you able to work with your hearing voices and all ?
i think my students hear them too
wow . you are a teacher ?


my favorite show ever is game of thrones. i work from home. i have been to a few renaissance fairs. i like cosplay.

hey whats up i am awesome how about you
i cant get enough game of thrones . it is my favorite show ever .
no time to watch that i am trying to start a band like system of a down
i am awesome too . my job involves working at home and that makes it even better .
hey man i am a vegan and that is offensive to my cult
soad is ok but i think cosplay is better
dude i have been playing coldplay on my piano since i was 6
everything is some kind of cult . like all of the renaissance fairs i go to .
i meant to write culture but i guess cult is fitting
they have a few good songs . i listened to them sometimes when i work at home .
rad bro that is awesome dude super duper
cult or culture . well its all some kind of belief system . . . of a down .
its a cult who are we trying to fool
not much piano in soad but you can get a job at the renaissance fair


i do not eat bread. my favorite season is winter. i am disabled and cannot walk. i take vitamin c when i have a cold.

do you have a large family ?
hello , no , i do not . i am disabled and do not date .
i have two bothers no sisters .
i am an only child , i love winter . do you ?
do you have to go to the doctor a lot ?
no , i treat myself holistically . i also take a lot of vitamin c .
i like it when there is a fresh snow on .
i do too . do you know bread is unhealthy ? nasty stuff .
i do not eat much bread
i do not eat it at all . i use lettuce wraps for burgers .
i love lettuce that sounds good
it is very good . do you date ?
i married for 39 years
that is so nice , i would love to have a wedding .
i have one child he is thirty years old
is he single ? does he like women who are bedridden ?


i have gone 208 mph for for than 10 minutes. i have never lost a fight. i am a grown woman. i have more then 10 tattoos.

hi . i like to watch clouds .
hello , is that mean you likes the out doors
yes ! and shopping at cosco . you ?
that nice , i like shopping at the mall
cool . i flirt by staring at people .
ok , i spend a lots of time sewing
that is cool . i hate my dead end job .
sorry to here that , hope you fine another one
thanks . i sell snakeskin oil . it is a weird job .
gee that do sound weird , i do care giver work
oh that is really nice .
yes , i think so but it take a lots of patient
you must be dead tired alot
well you are so right , but i enjoy doing it


my hair is a reddish brown. although i ski down high hills , i have a fear of heights. i am a competitive ski racer. my family is very supportive of my skiing.

hi . how are you today ?
i am well . how are you doing today ?
excellent . if my wifi speeds up we can get this done quickly haha .
ha i feel what you are saying i stayed up late last night .
same here . i have roommates and they are loud as heck .
i am running around my house right now . do you read ? movies ?
both . and i love to cook . and bake
i love to ski actually no kidding
i prefer sledding no matter how grown up i get . i am also afraid of clowns .
i am too afraid of clowns even though i look like one
i doubt you do . do not be so harsh on yourself .
its not a huge deal but i look like pennywise the 1990s one
creepy . i look like fat bastard from austin powers so .
haha nice i used to love watching austin . i also love to live dangerously ;


i have my own salon. my hair is colored purple. i am a hair stylist. i live on a boat. i got married last year.

hello . what do you do ?
hi . nice to meet you . i am a hairdresser and own a salon . you ?
i own a cupcake bakery
do you have to keep your hair up all the time at your job ?
i prefer to keep it up . more sanitary
makes sense . i would hate that , because i love to color my hair .
i have a couple of sisters that think that s the worst part too
i am an only child . my family is my husband , who i married in 2016 .
my sisters and my mother are my only family really . mom is a damn fine orthodontist
nice ! where are you living ?
in the silicon valley which is why its my favorite show
awesome . we are living on a boat for now , haha .
that is super cool . do you play any sports ?
i am the only purple haired basketball player on a local team !


my favorite food to harvest is carrots. i love to keep a small garden outside of my house. i am seventy one years old. i love all sorts of fresh vegetables.

hi , my name pat how are you
my name is helen , i am fine . just got done gardening .
that sound i am watching a movie
that sounds great ! what is your favorite food ?
my favorite food is fish and spanish
your favorite food cannot be spanish , that is a language .
sorry about about i no you no that a miss
you should probably turn off caps lock and use proper english . . .
i have five children what about you
i have 3 children and 8 grandchildren . what do you like to do in your free time ?
shopping , like to go fishing also
i like to garden outside of my house , i have a small garden .
that sound good i like truck farming
that is too technical for me
do you work and where do you work
i am retired , i spend my day in my garden


my best friend is from tanzania. i love laughing. i love wearing flip flops. i like to bake brownies. i have freckles.

hello , how are you doing tonight ?
i am good thanks for asking
tell me about you , what is your favorite food ?
i like desserts , my fave is brownies
brownies are great , i like alcohol in my coffee
what do you do for a living ?
i am a music journalist , i love lindsey spirlings music
what city are you from ?
san diego , what about you ?
i am in socal inland empire
i do not know where that is
do you have any hobbies ?


my mother is a librarian. the only autographs i have ever wanted are from authors. i am applying for publishing jobs. my favorite color is green.

good evening . hows your day going ?
my day is fine , been peaceful .
glad to hear . been listening to music all day , keeps me at peace as well .
mine comes from reading and writing . i think i get it from my mom , the librarian .
that make sense . love my mom , she keeps me grounded !
they are great . so , what do you do for a living ?
i want to be a musician . following a tight schedule to try to make it happen .
that is awesome ! i hope you make it .
thanks ! i am confident i will someday . for now i will just binge greys anatomy lol
i have been spending most of my time lately applying to publishing companies .
for a writing position or as a copy editor or something ?
i am truly hoping for a writing position , but anything related is fine by me .


my dad works offshore. i work as a lifeguard. i love the chainsmokers. i love to play tennis.

how are you ? its a great morning here in nashville .
i do not have a great morning here
oh no . you should play some music , that is what i do in my spare time .
i will give it a try
i am about to go to my local farmers market , i go every weekend .
cool . i am a lifeguard what do you do ?
i am a professor at tennessee state .
really ? can you get me a job . i am abd .
what is your course of study ? i can find out .
history . went for the big money field .
maybe you can become a history teacher at your local school ?
i think i would rather stay in lifeguarding honestly
teaching is a wonderful job . and you can lifeguard in the summer .
one of my parents is an offshore driller . maybe i do that .
do they make a lot of money ? my husband needs a job .
they do but it is risky . remember deepwater horizon ?


my favorite color is blue. i have five cats. my husband is the ceo of taco bell. madonna is my sister. i am next in line to become queen of england.

hi , what do you like to do ?
hi ! i am very busy . i am next in line to be queen of england
wow , impressive . i love to sing , even though i am shy .
www ! that is fun ! when i have free time i spend it with my cats
i love cats ! yeah , i have never been able to sing in public until lately .
oh really ? where ? how did you decide to do it ?
i agreed to participate in an audition for a talent show .
cool . if you are any good i could introduce you to my sister
well , i was accepted to audition , but i panicked and did not go .
www my sister had stage fright but she obviously got over it
great ! who is your sister ?
madonna
the material sister !
haha ! yeah . so she would encourage you to try again ! !
she would ! i think the stage is frightened of her !
ll she can be a lot . we have a lot of strong people in our family


i have problems chewing my food. i used to be able to run really fast. my mother is in the hospital. i am very familiar with hospitals and doctors. i have a lot of medical bills.

i am watching game show what are you doing
sitting here in the hospital reading to my mother
www whats the matter with her
she is 95 but still hanging in there , she has game shows on all day long
wow that is awesome 95 ! i religious , she must have planted good seeds in her life
just healthy living , never smoked , never drank
that is great to hear , i did smoke and drank few years but stopped
me , chewing tobacco . . . bad , bad , bad . . . lost half my jaw
wow , through cancer , sorry to hear that
cannot chew , cannot swallow , medical bills up the wazoo . . . sorry , do not get me started
my my my , that is crazy , at least you stopped and still here
speaking of religious , i am praying for a miracle
and miracles do happen alot more than we see
too much about me , how you doing ?
well just got back from london for work now just watching tv
did you see the future king , that hunk william ?


i love all of my beautiful children. my wife always puts a smile on my face. i tried to make it as an actor when i was younger. i look forward to retiring.

hi there , getting a pedicure now . love the nail salon . how are you ?
i am good ! waiting for my wife to get home .
how long are you married ? i am single but have a son named owen .
twenty years , my wife makes me smile whenever i see her !
how sweet ? any pets ? i have a dog but cat hair makes me sneeze .
no pets , but three beautiful children whom i love ! what do you do ?
i mentor beauty contestants . i used to compete years ago in pageants .
nice ! i tried to be an actor many years ago , now i work .
work for what ? i used to work for a big company but it was stressful .
a big company , i really look forward to retirement !
same here , but it will be years before i can retire . any hobbies ?
just my family ! what about you ?
i draw and love makeup tutorials on internet .
you sound driven ! i am content with my life , are you ?


i have two kids i enjoy being on social media. i love mexican food. i love the summer. i work at a animal clinic.

what a wonderful day ! i love getting up to watch the sun rise .
me too ! i love socia media its fun
do you like horses ? i work with them here on my ranch .
my kids like it also i have 2
what do you and your kids like to do together ?
play an make youtube videos , like mexican food ?
i love mexican food ! i write about my favorite restaurants on my blog .
really ? what will it be about ?
its called shut up and eat ! i review restaurants near the ranch .
where is it it at ?
in nevada , where my ranch is . where are you ?
i am in the midwest on facebook
do you ever feel like you belonged someplace else ?
yes i have you too ? i work with animals


i enjoy listening to country music. i enjoy playing video games. i have a crummy job at scrubway. i am in college. i live life to its fullest.

hi ! lets get to know each other . a s l ?
i am in alabama . woman . i am 22 . and you ?
20 , female , student at uri . i am majoring in education . what do you do ?
what do you like to do for fun ? in college too ,
i like to visit the risd museum here . i just went on a first date there yesterday !
game in my free time . work . school . live life all out .
do you have a boyfriend ?
risd is awesome . if i knew could make it as an artist
it is . do you like kids ?
dating . free spirit at the moment . yes i do .
i love kids ! when i graduate , i will look for a kindergarten teaching job .
not sure if i want them but they are great . education major too .
cool ! yeah i understand . world is overpopulated anyway .
middle school and high school english .
oh but they are so moody !
but can think deeply which is cool .


i have a cat named charlie. i love nighttime. my favorite food is pizza. i am an artist.

hey there , what do you do for a living ?
hey ! just a artist living my life . how about you ?
i am working for ibm , but i hope to retire within the next 10 years .
nice ! i would love to retire early and spent the rest of days with my cat .
yeah i am thinking hawaii sounds nice . but i may be too tall to surf .
i agree . my cat would love the sun and beach too . bet their nights are great too .
yeah , the beach will be very different then where i am in chicago .
yes and way different than nyc . but the nighttime here is freakin great .
haha yeah last time i was in nyc everyone thought i played for the knicks .
really ! you must be very athletic then .
not at all . i am just really tall . about 7 feet .
oh my god ! that is huge ! maybe you should play basketball professionally .
i do not think i would be very good .
practice can always help . but i am sure competition might be intimidated .


i m always looking for wildlife when i m outside. i have several different breeds of pets. i get along better with animals than people. i visit animal shelters fairly often. i enjoy watching animal videos on the internet.

how is it going ? what kind of things do you enjoy doing ?
it is great . i love animals , animals are my life and you ?
nice , me too . i really love doing crafts , especially drawing , i really enjoy it .
crafts . . . seems very interesting . is that what you do for a living ?
yes ! do you have any children ? i am a mother to 3 girls and 2 boys .
no i have no kids . my animals are like my kids
i used to have lots of animals ! how about music ? do you have a favorite ?
i love jill scott and bob marley . you ?
i really love all music , but i guess reggae is my favorite
that is cool . reggae music is the music of free spirits
absolutely ! i am a huge hippie !
lol . . nothing is wrong with that
so what else do you like ? what do you do for work ?
ironically i am a vet


i have a garden. i am a veteran. my favorite book is ender s game. i grew up in kentucky.

hello . how are you ?
i am good . i have been working in my garden .
that is great . i am a mom and i stay at home .
oh , i only have one son .
me too ! we have a second child on the way . i am pregnant now .
congratulations ! it goes by so fast , my son is 40 .
i know . my husband works . he is an engineer .
oh . i am retired from the navy .
oh ok . i have a disorder . severe anxiety .
oh . i am sorry to hear that .
it is ok . i am getting treatment . do you have a good pension from the navy ?
so so . good enough to live on .
my dad is retired from postal service . disabled veteran .
oh . how old is he ?
72 . hey do you like art ? i love it .
i do sometimes . who is your favorite artist ?


i secretly love watching wwe wrestling. i get my nails done every saturday. i daydream about cafes in paris. i work as a receptionist at a lawyer s office. my family owns a grocery store.

hello i am dave and you
hello , dave . i am mia . i am doing great .
i live in nevada las vegas nevada
my boyfriend is out there for a police softball tourney .
i am a personal trainer like 5 days a week
that is a lot . saturday is a day for me to get my nails done .
i love going fishing on the weekend its super relaxing
i watch wwe wrestling to relax .
its was a very warm day today
it was here too . i wore shorts to the office .
sunday is like the best day to watch sports
i work in my parents store on sundays .
its a awesome night love the night air
it is soothing , i am a moon lover .
this dog is really getting on my nerves
i will take it , i love dogs .


my girlfriend lives in salt lake city. i have 2 beagles named chance and boomer. i am a pilot. both of my parents are in the military. i am afraid of spiders.

hi how are you
i am very well , now that we have finally landed in vegas . how are you ?
really good despite the break up
i am so sorry to hear that . my girlfriend and i are having issues as well .
it happens . why are you in vegas ?
i work as a pilot for american airlines .
very cool i make a living playing in a band
what kind of music ? i like rock .
some rock mainly country . how often do you fly ?
i fly four times a week . i live in salt lake city .
awesome i live in dc as my folks used to be in office
i named my beagles , chance and boomer , after congressmen , lol
that is awesome , are you much of a movie fan ?
i am , i like military movies . both of my parents still serve .
wow i would thank them for their service
thank you , i am very proud of them . what office did your parents hold ?


i have the support of my whole family. my mother is a ballerina. i plan to retire in 6 months. i am a white dancer. i ve studied ballet all my life.

hey how are you today ?
i love ballet . it runs in my family . what do you like ?
traveling , i want to learning many languages
i would love to travel . what languages do you want to learn ?
spanish , french , german , anything else along the way
i really should travel since i will be retiring in 6 months .
awesome , i wish i did not have to work
well , sounds like you travel alot so your job must give you lots of money
ha i choose to be self employed so not much
so what kind of self employed work do you do ?
i am a programmer make websites and phone apps
oh wow that is so cool . certainly job security in this age .
yes many opportunities , but boring would rather travel
bring your computer and work on the road ?
yup been to new york city 3 times this year
have you ever been to europe ?


i am proposing tonight. we just bought a house near her parents. i graduated college last week. i got a job as a coach at a local highschool.

hi , how are you today ?
hello , i am very nervous , i am going to ask my girlfriend to marry me tonight .
oh wow . that is a big step .
it is . we both graduated last week , and bought a house near her folks .
oh congratulations . what did you study ?
physical therapy , i have a job with the local highschool . i am their coach .
i studied finance and now work in it .
nice ! do you do any international business works ?
not usually . i mainly work from home though .
my girlfriend works from home , she is a writer .
oh that is cool . what do you do for fun ?
we like to surf and take salsa lessons .
i love eating out . i do it at least three times a week .
i like to cook , and she likes to bake . we enjoy cooking together .
what is your political orientation ?
i do not discuss politics . makes for angry conversations .


i live in alabama. i have twelve kids. i m 53 years old. i am obese.

hello how are you tonight ?
i am so good . i hope you are too .
i am good to , what did you have for dinner
i had grits , we are southern folk . where are you ?
i am in chicago , i ate vegan food
i only eat fried food , and i am very overweight . how old are you
i am 30 , and i have been working at apple for seven years
all my kids have ipads . they have no attention span .
i think ipads are the best tablets ever , i read my ebooks there
i love books . love books . i am getting old too fast .
what do you work at ? ?
i am an artist . i paint and write . can you draw ?
no , i suck at drawing . country music is my music
i love country music , and rock , and electronic


its good to eat a lot of veggies. i m lazy and pork tastes good. i like meat too much. i do the shopping in my house. i want to be a vegetarian.

hey how are you doing today ?
hello ther how are you
do you have any pets ?
i have a pet dog
me too , i love bart .
i like to shop mostly
ever since my parents got divorced he has been my best friend .
veggies are my best friend
he has helped me ace my college courses .
that is good to know
i get together with my friends and we have veggies to be healthy
sure i mostly stay home and shop tho
hopefully , when i graduate in two years i will be able to shop a lot too
i really need to sleep more
sleep is really important to success .
i get no sleep sometimes


i started at google on an internship. i live in seattle. my favorite seafood in lobster. i am a software engineer.

what is up , party person ?
nothing much just enjoying a day off work what about you
oh , just waiting for my toenails to dry .
lol are they fast drying ?
oh , yeah , super fast . but i put like twelve coats on there .
wow that might take some time . where do you work
i am kind of between jobs . my credit card bills are , like , whoa .
i work for google as an engineer
are you researching those cars that drive themselves ?
no i work on the software for their computers
that is awesome . i can barely get my computer to work most days .
they can be stubborn at times . where are you from
i live in los angeles with my dad .
that is good i am in seattle


i love to crochet. i like alternative rock. i work in a craft store. halloween is my favorite holiday. i own a hearse.

hi how has your night been ?
good evening its going well . how are you ?
i am great . practicing my music a lot trying to join a local band .
oh sweet , which genre ? i like metal dance and alternative rock .
classic rock . i have nine guitars i hope one brings me luck for this lol
wow nine , amazing ! what else do you do ? me , i crochet sweaters and scarves .
i bet there pretty ! am very musical been playing piano since i was 6 .
i have been playing poker since i was 6 . guess what i once one .
what did you win while playing ?
a hearse , i will decorate it like the ecto 1 from ghostbusters for halloween .
that is incredible ! any fav . foods ? i am vegan myself .
italian its like a guilty pleasure . that and halloween candy .
halloween is coming soon sounds like your fav . holiday .
it sure is . the costumes just keep getting better year after year .


my favorite band is imagine dragons. i work many hours. i like basketball. i m from texas. i am a father.

hello . how are you ? i am ok , doing more art .
i am good getting ready for work
what do you do for work ? i want to be a teacher like my ma .
i work in oil and gas
doing what if you do not mind me asking ?
i am a foreman for an equipment cleaning company in texas
that is cool . i live in the cold barren wisconsin . in a cold apartment . haha
i wish always hot here
i grew up in oklahoma so i understand that . my 3 sisters live there .
what do you do in your spare time i love basketball
i like the color blue so i own a specialty shop that sells blue objects .
that is cool . do you have kids ?
yes . i have a 15 year old daughter . she is my life .
i just had my first son three months ago


i love 80 s music. my favorite color is yellow. i m a wedding planner. i am fascinated with ghosts. when i was a child , i wanted to be an architect.

hi i love puzzles do you
no i get so frustrated with them
i am trying to write fiction novel
i plan weddings for a living
do you ever play country music
i love to listen to country music always a good message
yes they play it at the home depot where my father works
i also like music from the 80s
i do as well very much
when i was a kid i wanted to become an architect
that would be a cool jon
i think so too , but never did become one
i am sorry to hear that
i think we always have those things we regret in life
that is true of everyone i think
halloween is coming and i am interested in ghosts


i am an international business man. i own a mansion that i do not live in. i never went to school. i am a genius and know over 300 languages. i never met my parents.

hey how are you doing ?
hi ! i am great , thanks . how are you ?
i am well . just woke up from a nap . wide awake ! what are you doing ?
i am doing some browsing online , shopping .
are you looking for anything particular ?
i am looking for some furnishings for a home i own but rent out .
i would like to own rentals one day . mailbox money .
definitely ! i would love to live there but i travel so much i live mostly in hotels .
i know how that is . life on the road . what do you do for fun ?
i am a bit of a bookworm , i love to learn new things especially languages .
linguistics are so interesting . i wish i knew another language fluently .
it can be difficult but i enjoy it . what is your profession ?
i am a nurse . graduated school last year . do you watch movies ?
that is awesome ! yes i love movies . what kind do you prefer ?
i like dramatics . tragedy , comedy , shakespeare . i used to want to act .
cool ! i love comedies . what else do you do for fun ?


i have been at my job for seven years. i like to read. i love country music. i love the beach. i am a vegan.

hey stranger . what are you doing ?
hey ! just sitting here listening to country music . it is my favorite . what do you like ?
i like groups like the rolling stones .
they are good too !
some day i think i will win big with playing scratch offs
that would be great . i would take a nice beach vacation !
i would buy a nice ride that could go 100 plus miles an hour !
what kind of ride would you like most ?
maybe a corvette or a porsche .
great choice ! i am not really much into cars . i prefer to read romance novels .
i like those too , as long as i have a huge bowl of popcorn to eat .
yummy ! who needs popcorn and a movie when you have a great book ?
me . lol . what kind of work do you do ?
lol ! i am in hr and have been with this company for seven years .


i am eighteen years old. i am saving money to buy my first car. i am taking a year off before i start college. i currently work at mcdonald. i live with my parents.

hi ! i enjoy playing piano for a living . what do you do ?
hey , whats going on ?
nothing . just playing some video games . what about you ?
currently , i work at mcdonald . i am only eighteen .
my dad worked there before he was a mechanic . do you like it ?
its ok . but i still live at my parents house .
me too . i have been playing piano for moms choir for 2 years .
i wish i had time for that but i have to save money for a car .
nice . what kind of car ? what will you do with it ?
drive it to school . i am taking a year off before college .
cool . i took a year off after college . breaks are helpful .
i will probably buy a ferrari or a lamborghini .
on a mcdonald salary ? hats off to you , man .
yeah , well i am really good at working the fryer .


i like to go hiking. my favorite color is blue. i love eating out. i work full time.

hello ! how old are you , male or female ? female i just turned 30 this year
hi i am katie 26 i hike to work off oreo cookie snakes
do you have pets ? i have 2 kitties 3 pups ! guess what i do for work . . .
i work full time as a manager of a law office and yes 4 dogs
i am a veterinarian ! do you have a favorite food ?
oreo bacon milkshakes but i love blue too
gross , i do not consume dairy or any animal products . what do you like doing ?
eating out at steakhouse when not at work
haha i enjoy bike riding , it is good exercise .
hiking works me bond with my nephew
i have no idea if that was a typo or what but not sure what you wrote
i meant to say hiking is helps me bond with my nephew
oh yes , ok , hiking is nice .
yeah my nephew lost his mom so we bond alot
i am so sorry to hear that , must be hard
yeah she was a good woman pardon me but f . cancer


my mother was an rn. i love history. i am a technician. my father was a dry wall finisher.

hi how are you doing ?
k lil tired long day in field .
what do you do for a living ?
asst . teachers with tech . systems begging of the year . . .
what city are you from ?
born in nyc but moved my mom was traveling rn
do you have any hobbies ?
i visit historical museums and battlefields . how bout you ?
i am a stay at home mom . . . not much here
oh my dad need me to help him hang some drywall tomorrow at work .
my life is so boring
fun is a basic need . your mind is trying to fix that right now !


i like to drink tea. i love people with a sense of humor. i like to eat hard boiled eggs. i like to mountain bike. i like to draw other people.

i like to tell you my hobbies before we get to know each other
tea is my favorite drink
not here for love , i drink , like to shop online , and write kids books
me is drawing people and mountain biking
tea keeps you awake , do you shop online ?
not too much , hard boiled eggs are delicious
what type of people is your favorite model ?
i do not like peole without a good sense of humor
do you add salt to your eggs ? i love eggs too .
yes , i have to have salt on everything
i hope i can make you laugh , is that a good start ?
ll that is a great start


i am a kindergarten teacher. i studied early childhood education in college. i love music of the 1980s , especially the pretenders. my favorite food is spicy tex mex.

hi how are you doing
just teaching my kindergarten class
that is so nice do you like music
i do like music but i prefer the 1980s type
i play drums on the weekends
that is so cool , what age did you learn
when i was in high school
do you like tex mex , i really do
yeah that is always so yummy
i know i love it , though sometimes it hurts my stomach
yeah are you married i have a girlfriend
i am married to my work as a teacher


i am a pilot. i am afraid of spiders. i have 2 beagles named chance and boomer. my girlfriend lives in salt lake city. both of my parents are in the military.

not a big fan of talking face to face . how about you ?
i do not mind it what are your hobbies
playing d and d . dragons are real , you know . what do you like ?
that is cool i have never played that
eat nachos , play the game . i should have be a prince . a prince with dragons .
do you have any pets
no . still waiting for a dragon . how about you ?
i have two adorable puppies
awe . do you work ? are you married ?
i am in a long distance relationship
hummum . tell me more about your self .
i flay for an airline for a living so i travel a lot
have your seen any dragons when you were flying up there ?
no i do not know if dragons fly in that area
oh . well if you do , would you please send me a picture ?
i will be sure to do that


my dad works at the mill and my mom is a teacher. i have a lot of friends. i love dogs and cats. i am ten years old. i live in a house.

hi how are you doing ?
great , just chilling with my pets . i have a cat and dog , how about you ?
nice . no pets right now . i think life is too fast paced for that currently
i am only ten years old so that is not a problem for me .
nice ! are the pets your own ?
yes , mine and my moms and dads . my mom is a school teacher .
oh that is an important job . does she get much free time ?
she has some free time , more than my dad , he works at a mill .
oh yes that makes sense . what do you do for fun ?
i go to the mall with my friends , i have loads , its fun . how about you ?
i like fast paced stuff . driving race cars . . . i want to go sky diving .
cool , i have to mow the yard at my house today , no fun !
aw , chores . i have this problem lying to get out of stuff
i don lie , its bad when you get caught .
yeah but i tend to do whatever i need to in order to move forward
i guess if it works for you that is ok . do you have many friends ?


my favorite music is jimi hendrix. i like to go fishing. i m a college drop out. i m learning to play the guitar.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am good ! jamming to some good ol jimi hendrix ! lol
love hendrix ! i am playing fallout .
that is cool ! you play music ? i am learning guitar ! its rough dude .
no , i do not . i sing though .
awesome ! you in college or anything ?
i am not . i am a teacher .
that is pretty interesting . i dropped out of college . not my thing .
do you like movies ? i love magic mike .
i will watch them sometimes . i would rather be outside honestly . fishing or hunting .
i am a city girl , not really a fisher or hunter .
the country is awesome ! very peaceful and quiet . not much nightlife though .
i do not like to go to clubs or anything like that .
what do you do for fun ?
i go geocaching and hike .
see , you would fit in in the country too ! lol


i have a pet husky. i like to play nintendo. i live in the great white north. i love to eat fish.

hey i am kevin and i have a couple tattoos . how are you ?
hi there , i am daniel and doing great , i am eating fish which i love to do
i like your style daniel . how do you feel about curly red hair though ?
red , or ginger ? either way i do not mind
lets say red . i have some freckles but they are mostly on my back !
do you have any pets ? i have a husky that i absolutely adore
wow a husky ! what a sweet dog ! i have a van i live in so no pets . .
do you have tv in your van ?
unfortunately not . i am a bit of a hippy
ahh i could not live without my nintendo console , do you travel about ?
sometimes , i like to go state to state in my recycling van . its blue and everything
ever been to the great white north ? that is canada to you and me


i m getting married in six months. i have a sweet tooth. i drive a mercedes. i m the middle child of 3 siblings. i m a babysitter.

hi i am derrick listening to jazz how are u
hello . how are you doing today ? i am well .
i am fine just trying to unwind from a photo shoot
i am getting married very soon .
congrats i hope to find a nice girl
i also have a bit of a sweet tooth .
i recently bumped into will farrel at a luncheon
did you talk to him at all ?
yeah he mainly asked how my high school battle with cancer waa
wow . that is crazy . what kind of car do you drive ?
a nissan z she is second love of my life outside my dog lucky
that is great . i am glad for you .
i would not trade her for a lady but wish he brought one in my life
i have a mercedes as a car .


i go running a lot. i love hamburgers. i work as an electrician. i hate winter. i always sleep 8 hours a day.

hello , i am from portland !
i go running often maybe i will come see you
you love running ? hiking is more of my thing .
i like it but not in the winter
what do you do for a living ?
i install electric in companies
i work as an environmental engineer
that must be very hard work
it is actually fun . i carry with me a camera and take stunning landscape pictures
those sound beautiful i would love to tag along
you are welcome . you can even stay at my place a few days , i live by myself
cool i want hamburgers though
i do not eat those . i am vegan
i was until i tried one


i have a golden retriever. i have a little sister. my favorite subject in school is math. i like to play soccer.

hi there . tell me about yourself !
well i have one sister , a golden retriever and i play soccer . you ?
i have one sister too , but i have five brothers .
wow ! that is a lot of brothers . i love math as well
math is great . is that what you want to do with your future ?
i am not sure yet . maybe some type of engineering
that is great . i am a little afraid of what the future holds for me .
why is that ? i am sure youre very talented
i stay at home with my mom most of the time .
well there is nothing wrong with that
yeah , my step dad is away at his company , hp , most of the time .
well then your mom needs your company


my favorite color is orange. i have a parakeet. i love gummy bears. i am lactose intolerant.

hello . how are you ?
hello ! i am great . just eating the candy i love gummy bears ! how about you ?
doing well . i like pop , especially sprite .
i like coke . i would make a coke float but lactose intolerance stops me .
i feel like i float a lot because i bloat easily .
i used to bloat until i started drinking orange juice which is also favorite color !
do you like jokes ? people tell me i have a great sense of humor
i do like jokes . especially ones about parakeets since i have one .
do you have any other pets ?
yes , i have 3 dogs , 1 cat , and 1 fish . how about you ?
just a dog . he has to listen to my corny jokes !
are you also married ? do you have children ?
no , i am not married . how about you ?
yes , i have been married for 23 years and we have 6 children .
wow . lots of kids . are they close in age ?
they are . mostly 2 years apart , but 2 are 3 years apart .


i enjoy deep sea diving. i have a career in party planning. my sister belongs to a cult and has not spoken to the family in years. i like to perform stand up comedy.

hi how are you doing today ?
hi i am doing well how are you ?
i am good , decorating for fall .
creative ! do you do decorating for party planning ?
no just my own personal residence i play soccer and i am a coach .
that sounds cool , i do stand up comedy , and i like to deep sea dive
that sounds interesting . where do you go diving ?
wherever usually i am up for trying new areas , maybe find atlantis ha
i do not get to see much water since i live in louisiana .
is not the coast south of louisiana ? my sister belongs to a cult near that state
a cult ? like a witch cult ? it is but i live closer to arkansas .
the kind that have one thinking type , she has not talked to the family in a long time
okay , well i think i am going to shop amazon for my favorite nike cleats .
amazon is awesome , what makes you like those specific brand of shoes ?


i am an angry person. i drive a jag. i like to go to bars and people watch. i don t have a lot of family members that i like.

hello , i just got home from rock climbing .
how was it ? i bet it was a blast
so awesome ! , i went with my younger brother . well the oldest younger , there are 5 of us
gotcha . what car do you drive ?
i drive a ford hatchback . just a small car . are you into cars ?
i am . i love driving my jag everywhere
that is cool , do you have any pets ?
no pets . they make me angry
that you do not have a pet ? i have a parrot !
i have anger problems . i need to relive stress a lot
oh no . pets are good for anger .
maybe that is a good idea . may be able to replace my family
you do not enjoy your family ?
not too members that i am a fan of these days
i am very sorry . do you have any hobbies ?
people watching in the bars i go to


i think i might need help. i live with my parents. i just lost my job and i m looking for something new. i m bisexual.

hi , how are you today ?
i am doing just okay . how about you ?
not too bad . just okay ? anything going on ?
i got fired from my job .
i am so sorry to hear that !
thank you . good thing my parents do not charge me rent
lucky ! i would go out dancing to feel better
i cannot dance . what kind of work do you do ?
i am a basketball coach , come from a tall family
that would be a fun job . are you looking for players ?
do you like to play ?
i would like to try .
that is the spirit . how tall are you ?
4 foot 11 .


i was in the army. i work in construction. i have freckles all over my face. i drive a prius. i love to read romance novels.

who else likes rum and cokes ? am i right ?
oh yeah i served in the army and we always drank those
you go into the restroom russian , come out american . what are you while you in ?
oh i am american but i never came out . i work building things .
european ! you might have heard that one at the bar last night . you build ?
i build closets mostly what about you ?
you might recognize me from the show days of our lives never built anything but a joke
i read so i do not know about that . and i have prius in my driveway . you ?
ha ! a prius because you are old or lonely ? you should read my knock knock jokes book .
oh enough with the jokes . i am into romance books .
lol , that is neat . what you do in the army ? i am too funny for army .
mostly i admired my freckles . do you have a fav food ?
maybe a drunk chicken . i had a freckle once .
what happened to it ? lost ?
did not find me funny and joined the audience . you like big cities ?
i do but big cities do not find you funny so we will not meet


i am in the navy. i am an orphan who was in the foster care system. i listen to folk music. i went to a community college and got a degree in communication.

hey , do you own anything that is the color red ?
just my degree in communication that is red
can i have it ? i love that color
i think my family would be pissed , well i am an orphan
so they would not really care . what color hair do you have
well its brown but since i am in the navy it is very short
i have purple . do you play any games ?
i love games mostly pc games but i also love to dance to folk music
i would dance with you . us and my turtles .
yes turtles , do the turtle dance
we could do all the dances
i am sure it would be really slow
you could smell my hair too
that is random , are you drunk lol


i have two kids i enjoy being on social media. i love mexican food. i love the summer. i work at a animal clinic.

good morning , how are you ?
i am good how are you ?
doing great , getting ready to go see my mom .
that is nice . i am going to a mexican restaurant with my two kids
oh , we are going to my book club . where are you going ?
just a local place called cafe rio
sounds good ! do they have drinks there ? i like to go with friends .
yes , they do . me and my coworkers at the animal clinic go there a lot
i love animals cats more than dogs though .
i post a lot of pictures of cats on social media . they are cute .
that is what cell phones are for ! i take animal pictures a lot .
i agree ! that is the main reason i have phone !
that , and to get in touch with friends , we go out once a week .
me and my kids like to go hiking during the summer . love the weather .
i love summer . mom and i vacation every summer in california .
northern california is beautiful . it is horrible with all the wildfires .


my mother was a nurse. i recently discovered a new love for indian food. i am gong to adopt a dog very soon. i am a violinist.

hey ! how are you doing ?
i am doing good , so tell me about yourself .
good to hear . right now i am watching some basketbal
that is good to know . who is playing ?
just some rerun of an old nba game . what kind of music do you like ?
oh i see . i enjoy lots of different music for different activities .
understandable . my favorite group right now is imagine dragons .
i see . do you have any pets ?
of course ! a dog and two cats . what about you ?
how cool . i do not but want to adopt one very soon .
for sure . nothing like a dog greeting you at the door after a long day at work
i am sure its nice . i will take that into consideration .
what part of the world are you from ?
i am near the nevada area .
nice part of the country . texas here
it is a pleasure texas . do you play any instrument ?


i read fantasy fiction novels. i am a mother. i used to work for monsanto. i enjoy shopping online. i enjoy swimming.

ho how are you doing ?
great ! just finishing reading my fantasy fiction novel here i like those . you ?
i am a college student so i do not read unless i have to lol
ll i keep telling my kids they should read , in order to go to college
what do you do for a living ?
have you heard of monsanto ? i work for them .
no i have not . . . what is that ?
its the company that sells pesticides and seeds .
sounds dangerous to be around
its a job . what do you study ? any hobbies ?
i am studying biology . . . i think i am failing
have you sought help ? are you sure that is the right field for you ?


it s one of my favorite hobbies. i used to wear a cape. we liked to pretend we were superheroes. i love going to the movies. my parents would take my brother and i when we were little.

hi there ! how are you ?
i just acted like a superhero
what kind of superhero ?
i wore a cape , especially when going to see a movie
what is your favorite movie ?
like my brother and i will make up a characters
that sounds really fun ! i like superman .
my favorite is toys story . and you ?
i love kids movies . i like finding nemo !
yes , like superman ! and i love finding dory too
i watch it a million times a day because of my kids lol .
do you like seeing the movies in theaters ?
i do . mostly being at the comfort of my own home watching them .
oh , that s awesome , those movies really have a great moral lessons too .


i also like ford trucks. my truck is black. i own a ford truck. i like ford cars.

hi , how it is going today ?
it is going great today ; everyday is great in my ford truck .
oh . i am eating a piece of fried chicken .
right on . i do not allow fired chicken in my ford truck .
what do you do for a living ?
i work on ford trucks . do you have a ford truck ?
no , i drive a toyota .
i am so sorry . you should get yourself a ford truck . mine is black .
i am not . i love my toyota .
well okay . how about a ford car ? they are just as good .
nope , hardcore toyota family . my wife drives a 4runner .
why do they call it a 4runner ?
because it will run forever .
oh , i thought it was because 4 wheeler was taken .
oh . that does not make much sense .
are you kidding me ? do you know any jokes ?


i work at a museum. i like to go to the park. i am stuck in a wheel chair. i read a lot. i don t have a lot of friends.

hi how are you today
hello , i am miss hall .
hi how are you today
i cant complain . i am in a wheel chair but i am alive .
yeah how did that happen
at my job . i fell off the top floor and dislodged two disc
how is the weather there
the weather here is great . i can go to the park and do laps
do you have a job
yes . at the museum . i have time to trad more now that i am crip ple
yeah do they have adequate ramps
they made them for me . not too many people want to be around me .
and why is that for
i guess i make them feel uncomfortable . i am wheel chair shawty
yeah that is rude of them
it is ok i am use to it . tell me about you


i am a weightlifter. i have three great danes. i run marathons. i love the all american rejects.

hi , how are you today ?
hey there , i am doing well , you ?
i am very young so no cussing please , seven years old .
that is kind of specified . so , no need to worry ?
i am sad , i got a letter today and i did not make the gifted program
can you try again after some time ?
that is what my mom told me to do but i do not want anymore
how come ? there is no reason you should not try again
well at least i still have soccer , it is my favorite sport and you ?
i do not have a sport necessarily , i am a weightlifter i enjoy working out
my bff is cayden and he likes weight lifting as well . that is so cool
yeah it can be a lot of fun , i also participate in marathons
wow that is awesome , my be i will try again for the gifted program
its a good idea , do not let it get you down
i just a really big banana spilt , i felt bad after i ate it
too much sweet stuff ? that sounds really good about now


i won a lottery 6 years ago but nobody knows. i am a painter. i live a lie. i paint organic scenes with pretty trees.

hello . how are you today ?
i am good . just over here living a lie . you ?
i am okay , just an aspiring singer trying to make it .
can i tell you a secret ?
yes you can . go for it .
i won the multimillion dollar powerball six years ago and have told nobody
wow , congratulations ! can you donate to charities that benefit animals ?
i certainly can . i usually just spend the day painting
oh interesting . i like to play tennis during my free time ,
have you tried painting ? it is very relaxing . tennis sounds fun too
i like painting also . i just prefer doing things that allow me to be more active .
yes i can understand that . do you have any children ?
i do not . i want to have children some day . do you ?
i do but they do not know about my winnings


ariel is my favorite princess. i love disney movies. i am on a competitive dance team. i love to dance.

hi ! what is your favorite movie ? mine is goodfellas
i am a fan of all things disney , i could do disney marathons for ages !
haha not really my thing but i like watching sports on abc owned by disney
disney also owns espn or something now right ?
yes they do but my mom and dad worked for espn and hated it so . . .
what did they do for espn ?
producer and editor . they met there and have been married 40 years
that is great ! my favorite movie character is ariel , so that is super far from espn
oh yes definitely haha . i read the little mermaid . good book
i prefer the disney version , more fun without the depressing ending .
yes the book version is very dark . i adore reading though
i love reading too , almost as much as i like to dance . do you have other hobbies ?
just watching sports and reading .
that is an interesting combination .


my dad worked for home depot. i am an aspiring fiction writer. i like to work puzzles. i am a teacher. i love country music.

my 3 daughters just asked me to bake and cook
how about that ? ! kids are like food vacuums . married ?
i enjoy doing it though
me too . of course , my real love is writing . but , to each their own .
that s why my daughters told me i am awesome and great
cooks and raises three kids . seems great to me . what do you do ?
that s what i told my mom too , she s from saudi arabia
ah ! i was just teaching my kids about the middle east . i teach for a modest living .
wow , i am a housewife and i love it
wonderful . my dad raised me on a home depot salary , so my mom had to work .
wow , you have an amazing life too amd family
i do alright . i am more interested in you . what kind of music do you like ?
i love classical music how about you
country all day , baby . but i like the classics , too . you like willie nelson ?
i am not sure of that who is that
just the man that invented country ! he is a true classic . tell me about saudi music ?


i love to travel. i am from russia. i go to school for business. my favorite music is rock and roll.

hi how are you today
greetings from mother russia comrade ! ! !
what color is your hair ?
black as midnight . my favorite song is paint it black by the stones
mine is black too . its kinda curly also
sounds awesome . what do you enjoy ?
looking for leprechauns i will find them
imagine traveling to ireland to find a leprechaun
well that is just silly . they are everywhere
once i finish business school , i want to travel more ! !
do you have any pets
a siberian husky , they make good friends in russia


when things go wrong , i do everything i can to make it right. it s important to me to make my clients happy. i take fridays off in the summer. i always answer my cellphone.

good afternoon how are you ?
hi there how are you ?
i am well an how are you ?
i am not so bad but not great , i am too ethical .
what do you mean ? i am a twin
i get hung up on answering my phone and working too much for clients .
why ? you telemarketing ? i like fried chicken
i do something less reputable . but it is important that i make it all right .
i feel that , my twin is jessica
my only joy in this dreary life is taking off work on summer fridays
i like that too are you married ?
only to my work . are you single ?
no i am married met her at a concert
fell in love with the girl at the rock show ?
yes ! an married her i fly her around the world all the time !
awesome do you travel together ?


i have a daughter. i am under 6 feet tall. i sell paper products for a living. i hate the taste of cheese. i am a great cook.

hi how are you today ?
hey , i am good . just fighting with my daughter . you have kids ?
no , what are you fighting about ?
well just cus i am of tall and she is almost of she thinks she can wear anything .
like what , give an example
expensive jeans and sneaks with bling . i sell paper 4 a living am not rich !
can she get a job ?
she is only 13 ! ! ! and her hobby is eating cheese , which i hate .
i love cheese ; how much does she eat ?
loads , and she is skinny too boot ! !
that will catch up with her some day
jaja , probably not . its genetic . i am a great cook but avoid the cheesy ones .
that is funny , what does jaja mean ?
same as ll but in spanish ! !
always wondered that ! ll ! thanks for explaining
my pleasure ! what do you do for a living ?


i was raised by two mothers. i can be quite forgetful. my boyfriend works for nasa. my favorite food is spaghetti and meatballs.

hi how are you doing tonight i am fine ,
hi . i am doing well because my mom made my favorite dinner tonight .
i enjoy going to theaters to watch magic mike
oh ! did you like the sequel ? i saw the first one with my moms .
i bet your dinner was great i happen to grow up in a big town .
it was so delicious ! spaghetti and meatballs my fav !
oh it was cool i like being employed as a teacher .
that is an awesome career ! where did you grow up ?
mines too bet it was tasty i seem to like playing games in the arcade .
cool . i like playing this space shooter game . i do not remember what it is called .
i grew up in new jersey it is a bit town . next to the big city .
are there lots of arcades there ?
yes there are many kinds of scooter games . you may find it again .
i hope so ! what is your favorite game to play ?
many places to go and play including shooting pool too . pool is my favorite .
i like to play pool with my boyfriend , he works at nasa .


i like to listen to music. i have a boxer dog. my father lives in china. i like baths. i like to exercise.

hello , how are you ? i am keeping busy working online .
i am ok . listening to music and relaxing with my dog .
that is nice . what kind of dog do you have ?
its a boxer . how about you ? have any pets ?
i do not . i am too busy for pets . where are you from ?
i am from china . how about yourself ?
ll . i do not actually know . somewhere in the usa .
sounds nice . how is it there ?
i enjoy it . i am a homebody and enjoy keeping busy around the house .
what do you like to do for fun there ?
i mostly like to stay home with my family .
i like to work out myself .


i am a hopeless romantic. i have trouble getting motivated. i have bad luck with relationships. i daydream during work.

hello . do you enjoy cooking ?
i love cooking but i do not have anyone to cook for but myself
some day i would like to open a bakery .
you seem like you will do well with your bakery
my family had a restaurant when i was a kid so i do know about it .
wow i would have love to start a business but i cant get motivated
right now i work a 9 to 5 job but would love my own business .
i have a a job too but i daydream all day
that is not efficient . i try not to .
i daydream about love i can find a decent relationship
i do not have that right now either .
i am romantically hopeless but i still dream
that is unfortunate . i am sorry you feel that way .
never had good luck with my relationships
not me either but the guys tend to be selfish .
yes they do i agree