i once started a forest fire in california. i speak six languages. i was the first test child for sesame street. i always carry an edged weapon.

hello ! i am excited getting ready to travel to japan
sounds exciting ! i speak japanese , and five other languages .
cool i am like a nomad and travel a lot
that is a good life . keep a knife on you , i do . what else ?
good idea i will have to do that
yes , there are crazy people everywhere . they will touch you .
do you work ? i am a programmer and work remotely
i am an actor , i was once on a popular kids show .
nice i travel so much i have missed being home for two years
where is home ? i hope not california because i started a fire there .
no i live in the midwest it is so sad about the fires
it is tragic . the earth is so fragile , we have been blessed .
yes we have and some do not appreciate it
some people are just not smart , others have been damaged . it is cloudy .
i feel like so many people are deceived into thinking wrong things
love is the only hope . keep love alive .


i am divorced. i enjoy reading. my favorite drink is dr pepper. i work in the emergency room.

hi , how are y o u ?
i am doing great after my divorce . how are you ?
sorry . . . i am happily married so i am good
do you have any hobbies ?
besides my two jobs , i enjoy the beach . you ?
i like to read a good book when i can which is rarely
so you are a very busy person ?
yes . i work as an er nurse . what do you do ?
pretty hectic . i am dietician and a court clerk
why do you work two jobs ?
i love the money . i like nice things
haha . great answer . saving up money to buy a beach condo ?
that would be nice and pleasant
do you have any dogs you take to the beach ?
no , do you have any pets ?
i have a fish . i am away from home a lot with the job .


i love the outdoors. i am stuck in the past due to remotness. i am a savage. i have no technological skills.

hi how are you today
hi . i am great . i had to kill my dinner tonight before i could eat it .
and what did you kill then
just a deer . do you like deer ? i hunt at night .
i like bambi you just made me cry
i gotta eat . who is bambi ?
the disney deer you fool
i do not watch tv , no need to be rude .
oh do you like music then
i like being outside and in the woods .
that does sound nice do you quilt
no , i do not . i make knives and arrowheads .
nice i love knives let me have
i do not think you are worthy of one of my knives , you can be mean .


i love wearing name band clothing. i prefer the night instead of the day. i spend my evening creating the perfect music playlist. i was once offered to play basketball professionally.

how are you doing today
i am fantastic thank you
have you ever broken a bone
yes , it ended my chance to play professional basketball
what bone did you break
femur , now i spend my time crafting the ultimate playlist
what do you have on the list
lots of shakira what do you enjoy doing
i like to read a bit
that is great , i am a night owl and enjoy reading too
what is your favorite book
where the red fern grows how about you ?
twilight is the best book
interesting , where are you from
i am from a small place called toronto
canada eh , i live in canadas lost province , minnesota


my father was a cook. he taught me right from wrong. he worked hard. he later became a bartender.

hello how is your day going ?
it was very long ! i have been working very hard .
what do you do for a living ?
i am unsure . . what do you do ?
i am studying to become a fashion designer in ny
oh wow ! my dad was a cook in ny , he is a bartender now .
sounds great i love ny do exciting
its easy to do bad things in ny . my dad taught me right from wrong though .
that is good and true , i shop there its really fun
do you buy nice clothes ? or something else ?
yes inspired by alexander mcqueen and coco chanel handbags and shoes
coco chanel makes very nice pieces


i love laughing. my best friend is from tanzania. i like to bake brownies. i have freckles.

hello , how are you today ?
hey ! i am doing great ! how are you doing ?
getting ready to play some football ! i am a trucker , got to stay fit .
oh , wow ! what stuff do you usually haul ?
military equipment . i have a contract as a vet .
you are a vet ? oh , wow , mad respect ! thanks for your service !
thank you . i love to camp , do you go often ?
not too often , i have fair skin , the sun and i do not mix very well .
i am a redhead , i know the feeling .
that is neat ! my step sister is a redhead . so , what do you do for fun ?
football , camp and surf , lol
sounds like fun ! i like to cook , especially brownies . no , not the medical kind lol
i have never had the medical kind .
lol , good for you ! so , where do you like to surf ?
southern cali , i take all hauls that i can get out there .
most i know about trucker comes from watching ice road truckers and burt reynolds films lol


my favorite band is one direction. my name is mary and i am from colorado. i love to ski in the winter. the weather here is very cold , but so beautiful in the spring. i love to hike in the summer.

hi how are you today ?
i am doing great , how are you doing ?
i am well . do you do yoga ?
i do not , but during the summer i love to hike . do you hike ?
i do not hike but i go to the pool
that is fun . whats your name ? mine is mary .
i am not sure really . do you work ?
i do . the band one direction is my favorite and who i work for .
i am sorry on so many levels
colorado is where i am from , where are you from ?
i am not sure really . do you have kids ?
i do not . skiing is what i love to do during the winter . what about you ?


i play the trumpet. i am in my high school band. i want to be a movie director when i grow up. my dad and i own over 600 movies. i really enjoy making friends.

hi there
hello , i am so excited to meet you . i love meeting new friends .
i am glad . i do too ! what do you enjoy doing ?
i am super into movies my dad and i own over 600 .
i love movies too . my high school sweetheart and i met at the movies !
i want to be a director after i complete film school .
you sound very creative . maybe i will watch your movie one day . i like romance movies !
i am also a trumpet player in my high schools marching band .
i am sure you will snag a great date with your trumpet playing skills d
oh i hope so . i am pretty good at it if i do say so .
but please remember not to settle . you need to be sure that she he is the one !
you knew right away though ?
i did . i married my best friend from high school . sometimes i wonder why . . .
things not going well ?
he did not like my cats things have been rough since they have been gone
that is horrible . i have a cat named fred .


i prefer texting over phone calls. i love hockey. my mother looks after my grandmother. i sleep 8 hours. i use the computer all day.

what are you doing tonight ?
i am just looking at my mom telling her she looks like grandma
oh yeah ? do you stay with your mom ? i am with mine .
yeah i do not have to work so i just sleep like 8 hours and chill
my parents migrated here from germany . very little english .
i would just text them better than talking anyway
yeah . it is easier . i go to school . do you ?
i am out of school right now
do you have hobbies ? what do you do with your time ?
play hockey is usually my pass time
yeah . i like watching it . and riding my motorcycle fast .
tht is always fun as long as you are good
you are either good , or dead , i find .
that is a good point so i suppose you are good


i speak fluent italian. i am a cat owner. i have one blue eye and one hazel eye. my brother is an archaeologist. my mom is an osteopath.

how are you doing today
fabulous and how about yourself ?
i am great . i was just knitting .
that is awesome i would love to learn how to do that !
yeah , it takes a lot of practice .
i am sure it does i learned italian years ago and i still practice .
how hard was that to learn
well it was pretty hard but worth it probably like the knitting
do you use it for anything ?
i have helped my brother on digs . he is an archaeologist .
what does he uncover ? dinosaurs ?
mostly remains of past civilizations .
what was your favorite one ?
they found remains from 200 , 000 years ago and that was fascinating !
that would be so cool
yeah it definitely is an awesome thing .


i do not like being asked a lot of questions. i think about food a lot. i do not like when people get too close to me. i have a shopping addiction.

hi ! i have just returned home with my kids , cooking dinner .
hi . i love to cook . what are you cooking ?
stuff i got from the farmers market , i live in the country .
i like to go to different farmers markets and ethnic grocery stores . i like food .
we are watching a show on pbs about robotics , its really cool .
that is really cool . how old are your kids ?
6 and 4 . do you have children ?
not yet . but hopefully . i work a lot .
if you want , you will someday . how do you feel about the politics today ?
i am not vocally political . i have strong views though .
i am a little conservative , but scared .
it is a scary time . i try to concentrate on what grounds me .


i have always had long hair. i m saving up to buy a new camera. i like spicy food. i worked at a movie theater for 4 years.

hi my name is ann . i have brown hair . it is curly . how about you ?
hi i am carrie and have hair down to my waist
i wish mine would grow that long . do you have any pets ?
no pets but am so happy i only need 20 bucks for new camera
i have a collie . she is so active . you are close to getting that camera .
collies are great do you anything about theater cameras ?
no . i do not . i know nothing about cameras . do you like country music ?
i do . do you like mexican food ?
i love mexican food . i also love to eat popcorn and junk food .
mexican is my favorite but i love indian and creole anything with a kick
as much as i love food , my favorite thing to do is travel with my parents .
travel is great i love tasting new spicy foods
i like spicy too . i am eating spicy peanuts right now . i love to snack .
yes i would always snack while operating camera at the theater


i sing many songs. i especially enjoy listening to the band the lumineers. i enjoy reading and walking on sunny days. i am a happy person.

hello friend . what are you up too tonight ?
sing , coz i like singing a lot of songs
what is your favorite song ?
the lumineers , their band and their music
very nice ! i like radiohead more . i hunt often , do you ?
nope , i just read on my free time
i am too busy . i hunt and grow food . i am an off grid kind of man .
i do walk during sunny days , and that s happiness
i like to walk . i walk around the family homestead all day . how old are you ?
i am 24 years old and you are
30 years old . i have three kids as well . do you have kids ?
one is on its way
oh joy . are you excited ?
of course and nervous at the same time
it is the most amazing thing , seriously . i love my family so much .
that is so comforting to hear


i m a sixth grade teacher. i enjoy karaoke every friday night. i m allergic to apples yet still eat them. i enjoy crosswords , crocheting , and football. i coach the girl s volley ball team.

are you going out tonight ?
hi . what is with kids these days ? i am fun but they do not agree .
it always a nice time old or not
my sixth graders are really getting out of hand lately .
well i cant party with kids but nice job it seems
i coach too but the girls throw their volley balls at me some times . on purpose !
are whoopee cushions still fun ?
no . it reminds me of all the pranks they pull on me . do you like kids ?
yes but throw the ball at them ?
i am too nice . what other teacher holds karaoke friday parties ?
i am too fat to move i am slimming down now
good for you . try some apples , i am allergic but eat the ones they give me .
yea fine i will come sing really loud
thank goodness . we do crosswords and crochet at the same time .
i will bring beer for when the kids leave
sounds like a plan . we can watch the football game when they are gone too .


i am close to both of my brothers. i work as a secretary at an insurance agency. i have two dogs. i like to read true crime novels. i travel every year to disney world.

good morning . i am from boston . where are you from ?
i am from the wonderful city of los angeles
cool . what do you do ? i am a teacher .
i work as a secretary for an insurance company
what do you do for fun ? i like singing and video games .
i enjoy taking my dogs out and reading crime books
sounds like fun . do you like movies ? i adore magic mike .
magic mike is a good one . i like movies like now you see me
one of my students told me about that one . gotta love my job .
what subject do you teach ?
i teach math and history . wish i could teach video games .
sounds interesting . which do you prefer teaching ?


i love dogs. my favorite flower is a lily. i enjoy reading. i work at a doctors office.

ever listened to 21st century by the red hot chili peppers ?
no i spend my free time reading . it is so relaxing .
i do not have the time to read , i am always working .
that sucks . the doctors office where i work is closed friday , saturday , and sunday .
hah , that is awesome . are you a doc ? i am really into health .
i am a physician assistant . i always bring lilies in for my station . they are my favorite .
nice . i am just a cashier , but at least i do not have to wear white clothes
that is a plus . i spill on white every time .
since you are in health , do you eat healthy ? personally i do not do gmos .
no gros here either but i do eat some meat that is grass fed .
i would eat meat if i could afford it lol . two jobs aint enough .
everyday when i get home from work , i walk my dog max . dogs are the best .


i own 9 guitars. i learned piano at age 6. i am a vegan. i am trying to play in a local band. i am a fan of system of a down.

hi , how are you today ?
fine , where does friendship grow ?
don t know , what music do you like ?
it grows in the heart , i love country music .
i like country , but i love rap , i also like to smoke weed
smoking ? no , my blood is very weak to handle the weed .
are you a meataholic ?
smoking and drinking gives me severe headache .
i enjoy meat very much , where does your dad work ?
my favorite is grilled chicken and my dad is an accountant .
my dad works for a company named stifel , and i am it agent
am volunteering as an intern in a hospital laboratory .
pretty nice job , do you like it ?
yes i love it so much because it was my dream career .


going to the beach is my favorite past time. i am an american citizen. i love pizza. i like reading mystery novels. my son is a football player.

i have some kittens , do you want to play with them ?
i love kittens ! so adorable , yes .
will you make me brownies ?
brownies and pizza ! i love that combination !
do you want to blow some things up with me ?
are we going to be blowing up balloons ?
that is fine . if we can make them explode .
we could have a water balloon fight ! that would be so much fun .
yeah , if you do all the work .
we could have our water balloon fight at the beach . i love the beach !
whatever you want , that sounds good .
do you like reading books ?
not really honestly . what about you ?
i love mystery and thriller novels ! you should give them a try .
will you read to me ? only then
of course ! i enjoy reading to people .


i work at a factory. i broke my nose when i was ten. i enjoy jazz music. i ride my bicycle everywhere.

hey there what is going on ?
not much , just listening to some music . you ?
going college work . what music do you like ?
i mostly listen to jazz
i like jazz . do you write ?
not really , no . i am not very good .
i often write . i just got a new computer and the battery already sucks
that sounds unfortunate . i just bought a new bike myself .
all good ? no defects ? what color ?
so far so good ! it is green . do you do any physical activities ?
i ride my bike to get to class
that is something ! i bike to class as well .
what courses do you take ?
i am taking some classes on engineering for my work .
i take philosophy and history
i have never been able to wrap my head around philosophy .


i love helping people. i am a older woman. i live in a rural area. i retired so i can spend more time with my husband and helping people. my favorite food is pasta.

hi how are you today
i am good this morning and you ?
i am doing well . just doing some writing
i love to write it is one of my hobbies
its my profession . its hard to keep the passion .
i have always loved writing but , i am retired now
then you have got nothing but time !
yes i do now i do a lot of volunteering
very nice . i have 10 nieces and nephews
you have a big family . it is just my huband , me , and my dog lobo
what a cool name for a dog !
yes she is a husky that has wolf abilities lol
husky are so cahuteeee . jealous
they shed a lot though i am always cleaning up after her
very true they should learn how to clean ! p
ll well she keeps me busy


i would like to move some place warmer. last month the farm was foreclosed so i m looking for a new job. i m an out of work farmhand. i live in kansas.

hi , how are you doing today ?
i have been better . how about yourself ?
i am great . what is going on with you ?
i am under a lot of stress . my farm was foreclosed and i cannot find work .
sorry to hear that . i make ok money as a plumber . always looking for help .
are you anywhere near kansas ?
no i am in california . sorry . have you tried searching online ?
i have , but no luck here . i have always wanted to move some place warmer .
it is a great state . i wish i could cheer you up with my celebrity impressions .
who is your best impersonation ?
i do a great jim carrey . i perform for my sons boy scout troop .
that is awesome . i used to love his movies !
he is definitely my favorite actor . which of his movies is your favorite ?
i loved the mask as a kid , and ace ventura .
those were hilarious ! i like those and bruce almighty too .
i have never watched that one .


i love my dog. i m a vegetarian but i eat fish , especially sushi. my parents pay my rent. i like to shop.

hello how are you today ?
doing just fine and you ?
good . gearing up to go to work . you have any weekend plans ?
maybe i love to shop so might do that
what do you like to shop for ? i love books especially by nicholas sparks .
lots of toys for my dog and sushi . never read anything by him what does he write ?
love stories . my husband is allergic so no pets . what kind of dog ?
he is a mutt but i love him
are you married ? do you have kids ?
no i am single , probably because i let mom and dad pay my rent .
really ? it would be great to hook up with someone and not have to pay rent .
well are you male or female ? i mean i am available after all . lol
lol do not think my husband would approve . probably too old for you anyway .
never can tell till you try . i like to call myself a vegan yet i love sushi


i enjoy taking late night walks when its completely dark. i like reading. my favorite band is dream theater. i like being by myself.

hey there , what is your occupation ?
i am a morgue tech , you ?
a lawyer . i just finished my studies at nyu .
cool ! what bands do you like ?
well i normally listen to kings of leon when i run every morning . you ?
i like dream theatre . not a runner , though . i would rather walk .
walking can be fun too . i love walking around new york the sites are amazing .
i have not been to new york . i am in washington . better option for loners .
i might have to go there . i am a loner now that my wife left .
ugh , i am sorry . do you have any hobbies ?
i enjoy window shopping and finding new places around the city . how about you ?
i am big on reading . i have been reading stephen kings it . have you read that ?


my favorite musician is bruno mars. i have 2 dogs. i drive a red car. i enjoy running. i am an accountant.

hi there , how are you ?
i am great . have you heard the new bruno mars album ?
no i have not , is it good ?
yes it is great . bruno mars is an all star performer . who is your favorite ?
i do not listen to too much music , so not sure
what do you like to do in your free time ?
i actually volunteer at a local nursing home
that is amazing to hear . i like to run with my dogs .
sounds like fun . what kind of dogs ?
two pitbulls from the rescue . do you like dogs ?
i do , but i like cats more lol
do you watch cat videos on the internet ?
a little . stay busy with school , volunteering , and water skiing
those are great priorities . reddit has the best cat videos
might check some out . what else do you like doing ?
reading book on accountant trends in the u . s .


since i have fibromyalgia , the harsher winters here in pa will be rough on me. i grew up on a large farm. i just moved from va to pa. i enjoy doing beadwork and writing my own patterns.

good morning ! i am so excited . . halloweens just 1 month away ! yay !
hi , i love halloween , so what do you like to do for fun ?
i have several , shopping with my girls , hunting with my man and i am a house flipper !
that is nice ! i enjoy doing beadwork and writing my own patterns .
awe that is creative ! i do not have the patients for that sorta thing . i like fast stuff !
sure is ! where you from that you can go hunting ?
idaho would you like a potato ? haha
lol i grew up on a farm in va but moved to pa
how are the philly cheese steaks i have always wanted to try one ?
best ! i am actually going to be cooking them up , want to come on over ?
i would love too ! soon as i can save up enough , i will swing by !
awesome ! i will be happy to show you my beadwork also


dancing is my passion. i drive a silver lexus. i m a college student. i have a dog named socks. i m terrible at math.

how are you doing today ?
i am doing well . how are you ?
i am doing good waiting on my pizza to be delivered .
lol . . . that is about all we eat in the dorm
it is my favorite thing to eat too
how do you feel about music ?
i like a lot of old music . i love the beatles
i am more into music i can dance to
do you have any siblings ?
no , i grew up alone until i got my dog socks
i have a lot of sisters it is exhausting ! !
how many is a lot ?
a total of 8 brothers and sisters
wow ! i can not even count that high ! p


i like to cook. i am a foodie. i like to go shopping with my daughters. i love to chat with my friends. i love kids and dogs.

hello how are you doing today
i am good thanks and you
so what do you have planned for the night
just got done cooking do you cook
absolutely , my parents died and i cook for my brothers and sisters every day
how did they die dang
they past from a boat sinking
sorry to hear that i hate boats
what did you cook today , anything interesting
just went shopping do you ?
i love to shop when i am not writing creative short stories for a friends podcast
do you have any kids ?
no , but i guess my brothers and sisters are my kids for now .
oh you are great for doing that
what is your occupation and do you like what you do for a living ?
i just cook and cook really


my favorite movie is django unchained. i like long walks on the beach. i drive a honda civic. i love rock climbing. i work at a retail store.

hello , how are you tonight ?
just got back from working at gap . where do you work ?
for the newspaper in phoenix arizona .
a journalist then ? hope it pays better than mine . had to get a cheap car .
probably not much better . but i love writing .
i prefer to spend my time walking along the beach .
that sounds great too . that is why i hate being single . no one to walk with .
yeah . i fill my spare time with rock climbing and watching django unchained .
i never seen it , and i am afraid of heights , no rock climbing for me .
you are really missing some great views .
maybe , my favorite shoes are the ones that are pink and grey .
i like to go barefoot on the beach .
me too . no shoes on the beach .
do you have any other favorite things to do ?
playing bingo and binge watching netflix .
bingo ! ! i played that growing up with my grandmother .


i love music of the 1980s , especially the pretenders. my favorite food is spicy tex mex. i have a puppy named tiki. i studied early childhood education in college.

how are you doing today ?
good , thanks . been mainly playing with my cute little puppy haha
just got back from some training for a marathon myself .
oh you enjoy going for a run ?
a new puppy ? awesome what kind ? yeah no people .
a pug called tiki ! haha , i am not a people person either . prefer dogs .
fun . yeah when i hang with people just say not the right kind of things .
i feel you ! dogs love you no matter what you say haha
watch netflix . avoid my disapproving father .
oh , why is he disapproving ?
how true that so is ! he wants me to take over his business .
and you do not want to ? what business is it ?
he has an appliance store and i just want to paint .
hmm but cant you do both ?
i would have to give my life to sell appliances .
that is unfair though ! you should go after your dream .


i don t have many friends. i like lizards. i wish i could live in a fantasy world. i have long hair for a boy.

hi , how are you today ?
just chilling like a villain .
like scar from lion king ? haha sorry , i just really like animals
more like the old guy from up .
lol , tell me about yourself
i use my sisters brush for my crazy long hair
how long is your hair ?
769 millimeters on a good day
wow that is so crazy . do you play any sports ?
me and my lizards sometimes watch tv
i like to play tennis
i should add tennis to my fantasy world
in my fantasy world i am a singer on the rise .
i have short hair in my fantasy world . it iss nuts


i would like to retire to hawaii in the next 10 years. i currently work for ibm in chicago. i am almost 7 feet tall. my favorite band is the rolling stones. i am not a basketball player though.

hi ! did you say grace before dinner tonight ? i did
no i did not because i skipped dinner . what did you eat ?
i do not remember . i was too busy watching empire .
how could you eat dinner and not remember what you ate ? !
i have a lot on my mind . looking for a job is tough in this market
what kind of job are you looking for ? i am trying to retire within 10 years .
anything i can get . at least with good grades i should be ok
did you go to college or just get your ged ?
i went to college . saw a lot of yo gotti shows while there . you ?
i got my masters degree and now i work for ibm .
you must be smart . god has blessed you
god should not have blessed me so much , cause i am too tall .
haha he only blesses you with what he can handle
what about all the people who are suffering and dying , does he bless them ?
we should pray for them .
praying will not help the people suffering , just help our hearts .


my favorite band is the avert brother. i love to travel. i enjoy broadway shows. i am a psychology major.

hello how are you doing today ?
i am great thanks how are you ?
doing great hanging with my cats i have 23 ! !
i am house sitting 5 cats . do you like dogs too ?
i do my cats are eating tuna i do not like fishy tastes
i love dogs too . what foods do you like ?
well i am vegan so my diet is a little limited
not necessarily . there are even tons of cool raw vegan recipes
do you travel ? i did an around the world cruise once .
that sounds nice , i will be traveling more soon .
it is good to get out there and see the world
yea it can be , who looks after your cats while you are away ?
i have a sister who is a cat person too
oh that is awesome to have her help .
yes it is i could not be a crazy cat person without her
my favorite band is avett , do you like music as well ?


i am single. i enjoy nature. my mother was a teacher. i teach a yoga class.

hello , any exciting plans for the rest of the day ?
i am nancy love oreos but i teach yoga
well nancy , i love fresh fruit and veggies and work in a crystal shop
i love nature its my zen to watch bacon grow
i am also a big nature lover and grow my own food
my mom taught home economics where i learned my love of bacon
my love of bacon is pure instinct , my mom taught me to sew
i guess knitting keeps me single
do you enjoy the single life ?
no i want a family beyond my dogs
dogs are awesome , but someone to spend your life with is a good thing
people look at me funny when i say sorry i am late dog hog the bed
it is funny , but great reason to be late , much better than traffic
that is very very true i cant deny
how many dogs do you have ?
3 a yellow lab , a german shepherd , and a mix beagle


i have an mba degree. i live in colorado. i own my home. my car is blue. i am married.

hey there , how is your day ?
its going good and yours ?
pretty good . my work is in construction but its raining today so just reading .
we get kinda allot of rain too .
i hardly rained when i was serving in the army in the middle east .
yeah sucks i just my wife hates the rain . that is what we moved to wisconsin .
i like reading romance novels in a rain . not typical for a guy like me . lol
yeah i would say a little unique , and nothing wrong with that .
well , freckled ex army guys in construction and all . my buddies get a laugh .
nice ! i would be gigging too !
what do you do in your spare time ?
getting my mba degree ! so excited !
wow , very ambitious ! congratulations and good luck .
thanks musch needed ! around this time of the year it gets busy .
i bet . not much here for the moment just reading and cooking when i can .
living in colorado , there is not much for me to do .


i went to an all girls christian high school. my mother was a sunday school teacher. i am an only child. i dance ballet. i am currently in nursing school.

hi there ! what are you up to ?
hey , i was at an christian secondary school , all girls ; !
checking out the girls or do you attend ?
my mom taught at the church though , sunday school . lame !
i bet . church is definitely not my cup of tea . . . and neither is work !
yep , but i do not have any siblings , its why i am this way !
that is okay . that just means you are special and i mean that in a good way
super special 0 i like to do the fancy dancing , or as the french say , ballet !
very fancy ! maybe i will watch you dance someday . . . like a free spirit on the stage !
sure i am going to be a nurse , i am at school now !
oh you are in nursing school ! good for you !
thanks , all girls high christian schools rock ! , that is where i went .
do yourself a favor and break free from the chains of your past !
yep , my mom , she was a teacher , at the parish on sundays


my brother works at best buy. my favorite sport is soccer. i am canadian. i love video games.

hi there , panic stricken singer over here !
lol hi from canada ! ! !
well canadians are know to be friendly i am trying to overcome shyness .
yes they are ! ! do you love sports ? i play soccer and love it
not really , i am a born closet singer . do you have a good voice ?
not really more into video games , and get discounts at best buy through my brother .
cool ! am working up the courage to sing in front of an audience .
oh that is nerve wracking
yes ! i chickened out once at an audition . i almost fainted from nerves ! !
that makes sense when the nerves kick in you feel like you cannot do it
i could not . i ended up ducking into a movie theatre next door to the show .
you must be extremely anxious
oh yes . my shyness is debilitating . i cannot bring myself to sing in public .
i hope you can get over that and recover from it .
hope so too ! whats your greatest weakness ?
i believe you are an amazing singer and can do it .
thanks for the vote of confidence , take care ! ! !
no problem . i can see that you need it .


my favorite hobby is chess. not a day goes by that i do not drink four mountain dews. sometimes , i have sword fights with strangers in the park. i enjoy movies about aliens invading the earth.

hi , i am about to brew some coffee .
hi there , i prefer to get my daily caffeine from mountain dew .
that is outrageous , i live in the north west coast , we make our own craft beer .
do you like to watch movies ? my favorites are films like independence day .
yes i love those films , i watch them all the time with my boyfriend .
i met my boyfriend at a chess tournament . we were both competitors .
sounds like true love , maybe you guys should visit us . we have great weather .
are there any l . a . r . p events in the area ? we go to those often .
yes we have a few of those , i usually provide the refreshments .
awesome . i will check the schedule and pack up my costume .
okay great , the city is portland , oregon .
was not there a movie about alien invasion made there ?
there might have been , i was probably too busy making coffee .
ll takes me 4 mountain dews a day to get my quota of caffeine .
that makes me want to take a run down to the docks .
docks are especially fun for sword fights . the water hazard makes it so suspenseful .


going snorkeling is my favorite thing to do. sometimes i listen to gary human to be ironic. i only use apple products because i feel everything else is inferior. i like eating fresh mangoes in the morning. i like chasing comodo lizards on a private island.

hey , there ! hows it going ?
its going good thanks for asking
done working today yet ? got plans for tonight ?
not really i will probably just read
i am going to play mah jong with my grandma . she lives out back .
what do you do for a living ?
i am a teller at our first national bank . and you ?
i am a graphic designer from cali
what kinds of things have you designed ?
mostly web pages and also business cards
do you do three d on the cards ? i have seen that on the tv .
do you have any hobbies ?


ferrari is my favorite car company. i like watching sports. basketball is my favorite sport to watch. i work out daily. i own many cars.

hi , what you loving doing in your spear time ?
i have a lot of cars that i work on , but wish i had a ferrari !
ok , look like you a very busy person
not really . i do try to go to the gym every day . how about you ?
well i like walking every day and going fishing
i like fishing , i also enjoy seeing sports on tv .
well i like watching boxing
i like basketball the best , but i will watch almost anything !
well i love baking also special cake
i would love to eat some ! anything else interesting about your life ?
yes i love going to movie also
dr . zhivago is my favorite movie , i can watch it again and again .
i never watch that one i love acting show
my dog is a black and white poodle named panda . she is so cute .
they is very cute i wish i had one too .
it was nice meeting you . i hope you have a great week !


i work in a warehouse. i have a collection of video games. my wife and i enjoy long sunday drives. i have a very tone body.

hello , how are you this fine evening ?
i am playing video games and trying to think of what to make for dinner
what are you thinking of ?
i am open to anything i do not know
are you cooking just for yourself ?
yes but i still want it to be good
true . do you live alone ?
i have roommates a couple
roommates can be fun ! i am getting married so i live with him .
my wife is out of town right now
do you not live with your wife ?
i do she just is away for business
did you have a church wedding ?
yes we enjoy going on long drives too


i hate to workout , but i need to. i have three dogs at home. i have a bicycle. i need to take my blood sugar everyday.

hello what do you like to do for fun ?
snack . i am feeling down , i need to lose weight but i hate working out
oh , i like knitting . and shopping
that sounds fun . i usually just spend time with my dogs .
i love dogs . do you have any tattoos ? i have 2
no i do not . do you like to ride bikes ?
yes i like bike riding . it gets me out of the office that i work in .
cool ! maybe i can use bike riding to lose weight . i have become diabetic .
that is not good . you should ride your bike , it really improves the mood .
i know i have to check my sugar every day now . what do you do for fun
anything in the outdoors . i am so cooped up in the office all the time .
i am sorry . do you have kids ?
yes i have three kids . do you have any ?
no i do not not yet at least . i bet they are a joy .
they really are . and a handful at times
lol i can understand that !


my parents are both over age 100. my brother in law runs a major hollywood studio. i have six brothers. my wife is legally deaf. i build aquariums for a living.

how are you doing today ?
busy . days off are seldom restful . currently caring for my century old parents .
just got back from the movies myself . wow .
old folks , for sure . nice , i have a relative who works for a hollywood studio .
what is it that you enjoy doing ?
building aquariums and spending time with my wife .
that must be cool . love movies . ever been on set ?
no . i have 6 younger brothers who always volunteer themselves first !
do you really love fish ? bummer . your turn now . lol
i also rather study asl , as my wife cannot hear .
my mom is almost deaf herself .
really ? has she been to an audiologist ?
studied asl a bit . she has severe hearing loss . reads lips . forever now .
it is nice you are making the extra effort to be there for her .
she does not sign but should . tough communicating with her in person .
i bet . be patient though . i am sure this is hard enough for her .


i like to be outdoors. i like to shop at goodwill. i think recycling is important. i m from california. i m a student.

hi , i am a big viking , what are you ?
i am not a viking , i am from ca
if you are not a viking , what are you ? it is cold in my land .
it is warm in my land and we fear vikings greatly . shop at goodwill .
i am a friendly viking and i only eat fish that i catch on my viking boat .
i would worry that you would sack our recycling centers .
no , i just like pillaging and fine dining . i am a polite viking .
honestly , i am a liberal ca kid but pillaging sounds fun .
oh , i just googled pillaging . that is not good . lol
yeah it is a little violent
but i will pillage with you if you would like since i am a nice viking friend .
i might be profitable . i say we try .
great idea . when should we attempt this ? after we fine dine ?
we pillage to get the wine for the fine dine .
yes , exactly what i was thinking . great minds think alike .
this is going to be so fun


i like to make short films. my mother is a well known celebrity. i have traveled overseas many times. i have been on the tv news six times.

hello from nova scotia friend
i wish was there to make a film nice there ?
not much here but beautiful views of glaciers i enjoy climbing
climbing sounds fun . been there once . show me around .
i could do that . i am pretty forgetful so you will need to remind me
well must of seen me on the news silly
what were you on the news for ?
well known i got that money and fame
i wish i did only fame i have is winning dog sled race
watch it hope you win
thank you . do you like lutefisk ?
no idea that is i just want some lobster and bed
that does sound appealing to . its a local dish
well i will try it and see how your cooking is


i don t like broccoli. i like to play video games. i work as a police officer. i have 2 dogs.

hi ! nice to meet you ! ! !
hey hows it going tonight ?
good ! the usual ! waking the dogs , feeding the cats ! !
ohhh nice i love dogs , what are you getting up to after the walk ?
one word ! quake ! as always ! you ?
oh my me too , its my favorite game actually , we gotta play sometime !
surely ! ! i play it on slackware linux ! where do you live ?
i am down ! in new york ! working as an officer of the law these days .
how about a lan ? i could drive over there ! i am from chicago ! !
as long as we are not eating broccoli at the lan !
my three dogs like broccoli ! ! so ! ! what do you like to do in your free time ?
just play games and walk my dogs honestly .
our pets could meet too ! ! i have 3 dogs and 2 cats ! ! !
meet up have a lan session and walk the animals ! ! it would be fun
that is right ! those are the things that make me happy ! !
what do you do for work ?


i work in a factory. i am very unproductive unless it comes to my job. i am not social. i do not eat well. i sleep most of the day.

hello there how are you ?
hi . alright . just tired from work .
oh what kind of work do you do ?
nothing fancy . just factory work . you ?
i am retired . i do a lot of volunteer work
that sounds a bit boring .
i enjoy helping others so i find value in it
well if i was retired , i would be relaxing as much as possible .
relaxing is nice . where i live pretty empty for the most part .
where do you live , if i may ask ?
more in the countryside . there is a lot of farmland around here .
that sounds so similar to my town .
oh do you live in small town ?
oh yes . it is quite boring . which is why i do not go out often .


i love hiking and staying fit. i work as a personal trainer , 5 days a week. i go fishing on the weekends to relax. i live in las vegas , nevada. my name is dave.

hi there . i love to watch shows on netflix .
hi me to i am dave from nevada
i am jesse . i live in chicago and wish i could go back to school .
i miss it sometimes what do you do for work i am a personal trainer
i am a tarot card reader . it is a fun job .
cool do you go hiking ? i like the outdoors
nope . but i would love to learn self defense someday .
its a good skill to have
i will bring my sister , who is also my best friend .
that is cool that you guys are close i am going fishing this weekend
love fishing . just caught a huge bass last weekend .
awesome i try to go most weekends
same here . when the weather permits .
yea its relaxing do you have weekend plans ?
just to make some candles and read some cards .
oh that sounds pretty mellow


i love to listen to music. i love to go to the lake. i love to take walks. i am a happy person.

hello , how are you doing this evening ?
i am good hope you are doing well
i am , thanks . what are your hobbies ? i love cooking and nature .
i like to take walks by the lake
the water is a good place to be , i like biking by the lake .
what is your favorite dish to make ?
lasagna or fajitas . my mother teaches cooking , so she taught me .
i love dessert . i could eat it a lot
i love making brownies or pies too , i understand that .
i like whip cream but i am doing my best to stay away
good for you , i need to practice more self control .
i just start walking when i get a craving
good trade off . do you speak any foreign languages ?
no do you speak another language ?


i wish i could write in cursive. i wait for something interesting to happen each day. i wish i could live in iceland. i enjoy cold winters and strong breezes. i listen to a lot of strange music.

hi ! how are you this dreary day ?
practicing my cursive i am terrible at it . yourself ?
i am ok . too rainy and cold out . i have great penmanship for a man .
really where are you at sir ?
i am in wisconsin . my ma raised me here since my pops left .
dang its 80 degrees at my house . i do enjoy cold winters tho
it s beautiful here ! lots of snow though . i love rollercoasters but too cold for it .
yeah i have been to six flags . have you ?
i have . two of them . great america and over texas . i have traveled a lot .
i just moved from texas . i want to visit iceland maybe one day . maybe live there
i would love that . i am obsessed with viking culture .
i think they are badass . did you know cellphones were invented in norway ?
were they really ? i did not know that . i love to learn .
yeah me too . i take online courses but get distracted .


my dog is a collie. i have blue eyes and curly brown hair. i love to snack between meals. i love to travel with my family.

hi how are you doing
i am great , do you like to travel ?
i do but i am in school so i cant very often
i love my dog , he is a collie
that is sweet i like animals too
i often snack between meals , do you have the same problem ?
i used to so i am on a diet
when we travel , that is when i snack the most
yeah cause its not easy to control yourself
what color are you eyes and hair , my hair is brown and eyes are blue
brown and brown do you ike working out
yes , love running with my dog
i try to go to the gym every day
yes that will make you very hungry after a hard work out
yeah i am trying no to eat too much
i just give my extra to my dog


i live by a lake. i am a wife. i am a mother. i own a custom upholstery shop.

hi how ar you doing
i am well how are you ?
i am good what hobbies do you have
i like fishing , luckily there is a lake near my home . you ?
i am playing with my dolls in my room
oh my daughter loves dolls . she says she wants to be a good wife like mommy
that is cute what kid of food do you like
i love pizza . do you have a job ? i do upholstery
i am 6 so i do not have a job
oh ibm just an old lady
do like like to have picnics
me too . a nice picnic in the park with my children and husband
i especially like them on a nice day !
we like them on rainy unpleasant days


i hope to move out soon. i work at home , editing. i have a cat. i live at home with my dad and brother. i have depression and anxiety so i don t really go out a lot.

hello . what do you do for fun ? sewing is fun !
i do not find joy in very many things
do you like animals ? my cat brings me joy
i , too , have a kitty ! she is the only thing that makes me happy
i actually like being alone sometimes .
me too . it is hard to find alone time here with my family though
do you work ? i work at a cafe waiting tables .
i work from my home . i edit books
that is so cool . you must be really smart !
i like to think i am , but i am too depressed to do anything for myself
sorry to hear . i was going to say my mother was smart because she was a nurse .
oh she sounds very intelligent . my mom is no longer here with me
there is a lot of professional help out there . maybe you can talk to somebody !
i really need to . i hate leaving the house though
my mother , the nurse said a lot of people are depressed so you are not alone .
i need to get over it so i can move out on my own soon


i have 2 beagles named chance and boomer. both of my parents are in the military. i am afraid of spiders. i am a pilot. my girlfriend lives in salt lake city.

hello . how are you ? where are you from ?
i am good thanks and you ?
i am very , very bad , but that is the norm for me
are you an evil villain ?
i am the physical manifestation of depression and despair .
wow you sound like a cool dude
what do you do for fun
i fly my planes around you
that sounds very romantic . are you a homosexual ?
no i have a girlfriend silly
oh . i do not , and for that reason , i believe i am in dire need of help
yeah i win this time bud


i have a black purse. i like rock music. i like to wear black. my favorite artist is guns and roses.

hello ! i am from new york . where are you from ?
hi ! i lived in new york . currently i am from wisconsin .
oh , nice . do you have any pets ? i have a pug . talk about a loyal pet !
i do not have any pets . i am never home as i play rock music .
ah . i am home most times . i do not go out much because i am an introvert .
you would think i am with as many black cloths and purses as i have .
i imagine you are a night owl like me ?
i am yes . i thrive at night .
awesome ! staying home affords me lots of study time . i study law as a graduate student .
i understand that . i play in a guns and roses tribute band at night .
cool ! i just wish i had time to go see the local shops more . i love them !
which ones ? i like the little curio shops in this state .
any type , really . i just love how diverse they can be .
that is cool . diversity is always a good thing .
most definitely . i do also enjoy going to the park sometimes .
i like parks . there are a lot of beautiful ones here in wisconsin .


i still dream about going to paris and designing clothes. i am a member of four book clubs , the pta , and two bunch groups. i spend a lot of time driving my kids to sports events. i own a black suburban.

hello , this is president trump . how are you today ?
hello . how are you doing today ? i am well .
i am busy working on more funding for the hurricane damage . its terrible !
i know . i live in florida with my kids .
hopefully , you all made it through okay ?
yes , but i could not drive my kids to any sporting events .
a lot of sporting events were canceled .
thankfully my black suburban is strong and did not get damaged .
that is good to know . did your home sustain any damage ?
none at all actually . what is new with you ?
well , being president is tough . a lot tougher than owning casinos . what do you do ?
i am a member of four different book clubs .
that is great . people should read more , including myself .
it is very relaxing for sure .
have you read my book , the art of the deal ?
no , i have not . i have head of it though .


i find joy in the littlest things. i never work more than 4 days in a row. i refuse to ride the bus. i listen to music for more than 5 hours a day. my parents are both dead.

hi there ! how are you doing today ?
i am great , except both of my parents died this past year .
oh that is extremely sad i am sorry . do you have other family ?
i do , thankfully . i hop you are well .
i am alright . i am just watching tv with my cats milo and fio
cats are wonderful ! they help me enjoy even the smallest moments in life .
they are great so funny too !
my dream job would be to have a shelter .
i play video games a lot so i wish there was a job related to that !
lol yes ! i am having a hard time finding a job monday thursday .
i just work in retail right now . so i understand that struggle !
i have to be able to ride my bike too because the bus causes me anxiety .
we use a lot of public transportation here in canada . you probably would not like that .
no . it would help if i wore headphones . do you like music ?
yes ! i love music , especially when i play soccer .
fun ! i can get through my week with music . i listen everyday .


my favorite drink is cuba libre. i work as a stand up comedian. i had a gig at local theater last night. i did a few small roles in tv series. i come from a small town.

hey , what are you up to ?
hello , i just came from a gig i had at a local theater
oh dang ! ! that is awesome . . what kind of gig ?
i do stand up comedy
oh nice ! ! can you tell me a joke or are you tired ?
sure tell me i am not tired
i am no good at jokes . i was wondering if you could tell one . if not , that is fine
oh lol no only on the stage , what do you do for a living ?
haha i see . i am a receptionist at a lawyers office . do you do anything besides standup comedy ?
yes some small roles on tv
oh wow ! ! can i tell you a secret ?
sure you can what is the secret ?
my favorite thing to watch , almost the only thing i watch , is we wrestling
oh wow nice ! i do not really watch wwe


i enjoy budweiser beer. i m still a student , but i m gonna be a nurse. my horse never talks back to me. i m the lead singer for an indie band. i live in the city.

hello how are you today
not bad , how are you ?
i am doing well just got out of class
oh cool , what class are you taking ?
i go to johns hopkins med school following in my parents footsteps
neat , i am actually in nursing school right now !
that is awesome . what kind of nurse do you want to be trauma or something else
not sure , but leaning towards er
you will figure out which one when the time is right .
what do you like doing when you are not in class ?
i like to act at the local theater
cool . i really like singing , but cannot act . . . will never be a triple threat lol
lol everyone has there talents and weaknesses
yup . i also like horseback riding . ever done that ?
no i have not but might one day i do like horses
definitely recommend it . cannot wait to move out to country , own my own horses


i eat exclusively meat. in high school , i came in 6th in the 100 meter dash. to stay in shape , i chase cheetahs at the zoo. i like canning and whittling.

hi how are you tonight ?
i am good , and how about you ?
i am doing great ! just got off work at the zoo .
cool ! any cheetahs there ? running with them would be good exercise ! ll
yep lots of cheetahs ! my favorite is the panda .
www they are so cute ! i like running ever since highschool when i took 6th place .
awesome i do too ! i eat 6 eggs for breakfast for running energy
good choice ! i usually only am a meat eater .
oh man i am the opposite veggies for me
got ya ! do you have any hobbies ? i like whittling
i do i like to read some crime novels
that sounds interesting i love the crime shows on tv .


i like playing outside in the sun with my dolls. i sleep in a princess bed. i m a four year old girl with brown eyes and hair. my daddy brings home flowers for me.

hi , how are you doing today
i am on my swing set with my dolls
how old are you , how many dolls
i am 4 my dolls look like me brown eyes
cool , my dad had brown eyes but mine are hazel
my daddy always comes home with flowers
since you are 4 , do you like to dance
sometimes in my princess bed i do
that is great , you have a princess bed , cool . i teach dancing , it is fun .
i bet i can dance just wish my cousin could teach me her secret to limbo
have you asked her for her secret , maybe she will tell you
she says maybe when i am older
make a swap with her , trade something of yours for the secret
i will try but she is spoiled enough
but if she really wants something badly , it will work
i shall see christmas is almost here


i do not like animals. my favorite food is pizza. i am a morning person. i like to role play. i love cars.

hey how are you this evening
doing great , just finished eating pizza , are you a morning person ?
yes . i live a viking lifestyle
nice , i like to roll play so the viking lifestyle would be interesting
you have to be tough and fearless
i see , interesting . aside from that i do have a passion for cars .
i like fishing and fine dining
i can enjoy that lifestyle as well , but i am not crazy about animals
i live in alaska , where are you ?
i live in canada so i am used the cold just as you are .
awesome . i wonder what it would be like to love elsewhere though
yea , i ponder that as well , i think i might have to move .
do you have any children ?
no , no children , not married . you ?
i have a wife and one son
nice little family . any pets ?


i have blonde hair. i have twelve kids. i am obese. i live in alabama. i m 53 years old.

hello ! i am having tacos for dinner , what about you ?
hi ! i am not really sure what my football team will want .
i am going to be going to med school at michigan u .
i am 53 , working on her weight , are you enjoying school ?
i am . i am working at my families food truck before i go back .
oh , that is lovely . helping family is always very rewarding .
i am only in it for the money , lol .
i am in alabama , where are you located ?
i am in florida . we are neighbors , lol
yes , what wonderful weather we have . did you survive the hurrican ?
we were without power for one day , and lost one tree . we lucked out .
good to hear , i am thinking of dying my blonde hair , any suggestions ?
have a professional do it , i singed mine .
after you complete med school , where do you want to work ?
for doctors without borders , they need all the help they can get .
brb , i need to check on the kids . that is very noble cause .


i enjoy golfing. i am married with three kids. i listen to classical music. i work for a large law firm.

how are you doing today ?
hello , i am doing good you ? just listening to some classical music .
is that your favorite music
no i think i like country the best . what about you ?
i like circus music the best . it reminds me of the past .
oh that is interesting . the circus is very fun . i really want to take my kids .
i grew up in it
really ? that is very cool .
yeah it is fun . i like the family feel .
do you have any kids ?
no . i have dogs though .
cool , i love animals ! what kind ? i have 2 cats and a bird .
i am all about dogs
awesome . so what kind of hobbies do you have ? i love golfing !


i like football. we drink beer and eat food. we watch the games together. its great fun. my friends like watching it to.

hi ! how are you today ?
i am good , how are you ? any hobbies ? i
well i do love getting inked up
i love football , if i got a tattoo it would be sports related .
very cool , do you work in sports ?
no , but it is my hobby and the hobby of all the people i hang with .
very nice . where do you work then ?
i am still in school . do you have hobbies besides tatoos ?
not really , do not have a car to go places .
do you do anything for work ?
i work with books in a store .
is that what you want to keep doing . i would love to do something with sports .
sometimes , ink . my mom wants me to do medicine like her .
do you have an interest in that ? i love sports so that is what i want .


my mother was a weightlifter. i have blonde hair. i love money. i have brown eyes.

what do you do ? i am a actress and i also work at the grocery store .
i am retired but used to sing . one of my parents was an athlete .
what kind of athlete ? do you cook ? i never do because i am not good at it .
she used to lift weights . i am not good at it either . what color is your hair ?
blonde . being an actress i have look good so i take care of my skin .
that makes sense . i am blonde too . brown eyes . hobbies ?
just acting and looking good . i love to dress up for other people
nice . i need a new job .
what happened to your last one ? maybe i can get you a acting role .
that would be amazing , i used to be a lawyer .
why did you get fired ?
i decided to leave , did not like the firm anymore .
i have to work at the grocery store in a little but i do not want to .
yeah do you control your own hours at least ?
no i wish . i need to find something to eat first .
now i am totally hungry .


my mother is a teacher in the city. i play the bass guitar. i like to go out fishing. i work out daily. my favorite food is cheeseburgers.

hi how are you today ?
i am good ! just got done practicing some sick songs on my bass .
that is good how long have you been prancing songs on your bass ?
i am been playing bass guitar for like 5 years . my mom is a music teacher .
that is great i always wanted to play an instrument eventually the panic one day
my work out buddy plays piano . he loves it . you should learn !
that is cool i will learn one day
when i am not playing or working out i like fishing outdoors .
fishing is fun what kind of fish do you like to eat ?
well i love to eat all fish . especially salmon and tuna
yum salmon is good when its prepared right and i love haddock
grilled haddock is legit . grilled fish or a cheeseburger is my favorite food .
umm i love cheeseburgers sounds delicious . grilled fish and a nice juicy grilled steak
right ? perfect meal after a hard workout !
yes it is what kind of movies do you like to watch ?
i like action and comedies . typical blockbusters .


i enjoy horseback riding. i am a full time mom. my favorite singer is justin timberlake. my family and i go camping every month.

hello . do you like animals ?
yes i love horses and really enjoy riding them
i do not know much about horses but i love dogs .
i like to ride when i take my family camping about once a month
camping sounds fun ! i also enjoy traveling
i wish i could travel , but being a full mother it is very hard
that sounds hard ! i keep busy with cooking . i love to bake , too .
i did go to a justin timberlake concert , he is my favorite singer
he is pretty great . do you know where he grew up ?
cooking is good but eating is so much better
true ! i was raised near the ocean so i really love seafood
no clue where he is from , do you know
maybe florida . i am sure he travels a lot .
the ocean is cool , wish i lived close to the beach
i love visiting any beach during my travels . do you travel ?
i wonder if he likes to go camping


i have never been to the beach. i am the oldest of 5 children. i am a disappointment to my family. i love my parrot , todd. i love to climb.

hi
hello
how are you today ? ready for the weekend ?
yes going to vegas
that sounds great any particular plans ?
mostly gambling
haha that makes sense
any hobbies ?
i have a super demanding job
what job is that ?
i am a programmer but i am not sure if i made teh right choice
why do you day that ?
i was pressured into it
by your parents ?


my mother doesn t ! ove me. i was born in baton rouge. i have male pattern baldness. i am a classicly trained chef.

hey there how are you ? my little boy does everything i do .
i am good . do you love your little boy ?
yes i do i love him ,
that is nice . . . i wish that my mother felt that way about me .
do you ? sorry she does not .
i have made up for it with a life in the kitchen .
do you watch any basketball ?
i do not . do you ?
yes i do alot , like bands ?
not really . although we do have some great ones coming through where i live .
well that is something else
what are your thoughts on alan turing
never heard of that person
tell me about your son .


we have two dogs small dogs. my favorite band is radiolead. i am a woman. i own my own small marketing consulting agency.

hi hello how are you doing tonight ?
good , i am researching about pets
i love pets in princes my favorite artist
i have two small dogs , and they love to listen to radiolead so do i
my fav i am puerto rica and chinese
are you a man or a woman ?
i am a woman what about you
i am a woman , that is good to know !
do you enjoy blues music
no i do not , but can you tell me more about your occupation ?
sure i work for google its cool
nice ! i have my own marketing consulting agency , albeit a small one
i am puerto rica and chinese how about you
i am from the united states


my dream job is a to become a baseball announcer. i watch south park at least once a day. my favorite band is avenged sevenfold. i currently hold three jobs. i recently proposed to my girlfriend of three years.

hi ! how are you doing ?
hi ! i m doing well . just listening to music and watching tv currently . and yourself ?
same ! i am enjoying eating pizza , my favorite food
nice ! do you have a job ?
i do , i deliver pizzas actually using my van ! how about you ?
cool ! i m working 3 different jobs right now , saving up money for my wedding
nice ! whens your wedding ? i would like mine in the winter
i only just proposed , so we don t have a date yet . winter would be nice .
congrats ! i would have mine in the rain too because i love the mood it sets
that sounds like it d be really romantic . are you married or seeing anyone ?
no i am not , one day though ! for now pizza is my love
ll , well hey you could definitely do a lot worse than pizza !
you are right ! i could even get you free pizza to help you save money
that d be awesome ! do you have any other hobbies or interests aside from pizza ?
i enjoy driving , does that count ?
definitely ! what type of vehicle do you drive ?


my grandma raised me. i enjoy watching horror flicks. i want to be a music teacher. i play the violin. my favorite color is red orange.

how are you ? i just got back from japan this summer
sounds like fun . i love their flag its my favorite color !
i know . my mum likes colors . she is a painter
i was raised by my grandma . never met my mom .
what about sports . i love hockey
i am not into sports . i like playing the violin though .
that is cool . i played till my best friend moved away
i am sorry to hear that . i am studying to become a music teacher .
i am starting senior year next week
congrats ! i just watched the movie halloween again last night . i love horror movies !
thank you . i love horror too
whats your favorite scary movie ?


i have survived near death experiences. i sometimes drive fast. i prefer reading to sports. i am a gentle giant. my family comes first to me.

i take everything literally . my parents have no idea that i am gay .
you should tell them , i am sure they will be understanding . my would be .
they will not , but i will someday . what are you hobbies ?
i love to read , hike and surf . what do you like ?
i like to read comic books and watch anime . also i love video games .
i love video games as well , fallout is my favorite .
i like assassins creed . i love drawing my favorite characters when i have time
assassins creed is awesome , which one is your favorite ?
black flag is my favorite , i love pirates . yours ?
black flag as well . do you play call of duty ?
i have played them , i love fighting the zombies
i do too , i have zombie tarot cards .
that is cool , do you live on an ocean since you like surfing ?
the ocean is an hour away . close enough though . i love it here .
very neat , i have never surfed before
you should try it , it is so soothing .


my days are filled with cross country try outs and basketball practice. i coexist well with my husband. but , i feel lost and far away from who i truly am. i have a friend group , but i do not like any of them.

how are you doing today ?
i am doing fine , how are you ?
i am doing great . do you like fall ?
a little , i prefer winter .
i love the season . its nice to have the fall cooking and activities .
i really love the feeling of the holidays .
i can understand why you would like that season .
that is the time for family and spending lots of time together .
yes , it is . i enjoy that .
what some of your favorite things to do ?
i love to cook and decorate .
that is nice , i am not really big on cooking .


i am a cartographer. i used to be a nurse. i like to paint outdoors. i like to make bagels.

hello do you like jazz music ?
yes i do . billie holliday was a favorite of mine .
i named my dog billie holliday
thanks a good one . my son plays in a jazz band .
i never had kids , my 3 dogs keep me busy though .
oh i have three dogs too and my son plays the drums .
my parrot plays the drums , how cool is that ?
pretty cool . parrots do like to mimic what they hear .
do you play bingo ? i play on wednesday nights .
yes . senior center love getting out and meeting people .
i have metal in my left knee , i fit right in with the old people
laughing out loud . i am retired from hilo hospital .
hospitals are lame , you should make a run for it .
yes . that is why i like to paint antique furniture out in the sunshine .
yea , sounds like you should run and not look back .
i just had a raisin and cinnamon bagel . do you like them ?


people in school said i was quiet. i have not done anything since high school. i was diagnosed with autism. i listen to linking park , i do not know why.

hi how are you doing
i am great actually . hows your morning going so far ?
its been pretty busy i live on a farm
ooh nice ! do you have chickens and cows ?
i have a ton of chickens
how long have you owned a farm ?
i have always lived on a farm
how long has it been in your family ? i bet its a great experience .
it is i bought my own farm after i worked on my family farm for many years
wow . do you plan on keeping that farm in your family ?
i do its such a great lifestyle
i can imagine . i would like to experience that type of life .


i am the president. i used to own several casinos. i have been bankrupt and back. i have lots of cash.

well lookie lookie here at you
how did you know i am the president ? haha
well hello . youre fired . he he he
ha ha haa . you know i once owned a few casinos
i was once tom petty
rip to my man tom petty
your man your man . rip
where you live ? i am rich i will fly you out
yay ! i hate fl , i wanna live in tn .
shoot i live in ny . i will fly you out tonight . you will never wanna go back haha
please buy my family a house . that is all we need
yea i also went bankrupt . . so yea . . no
aw , no help for me
want some help ? get a job . . save some money
i cant walk or talk or breathe
oh . . so youre a rock or something ?


i like to pickle eggs. i like to do my nails. i like to go on long hikes. i like to play volleyball.

hey hows it going ? all good ?
its going great ! just finishing up my last batch of pickled eggs . whats new with you ?
i am doing geology at university
which university do you attend ?
alabama . its pretty good . my girlfriend attends too
my cousin does too . we go on long hikes on the weekends .
that is nice . perhaps we could go together
do you play any sports there ?
yea football . but i am not good at it
me neither . that is why i love volleyball so much .
that is nice . lets play sometime
maybe . i love doing my nails , so i do not play when they are done .
i do too . although i am male
wow that is creepy . well thanks for chatting . so long !


i am a digital artist. my husband is an author and we have twins together. i was born in france and moved to canada. my favorite hobby is reading.

hello how are you today
i am great . just taking a break from a great book i am reading
what book are you reading
the fault in our stars . i love reading
i have never heard of that whats it about
it is a very sad romance . my husband is actually writing a book with the author
that is cool about your husband i like to go to the gym in my free time
physical fitness is very important
yeah it helps keep depression away too
i agree . so where are you from ? i am from france
i live in rhode island
i live in canada now . i miss france
both places are beautiful i have heard
what do you do for work ?
i work at a restaurant but do not make enough money to even fix my car
oh that is awful . maybe try digital artistry . that is what i do


i collect toys wearing little rain coats. i tend to aruge with myself more than i argue with myself. i enjoy mystery flavour cake. i am lusting after the neighbour pool boy. i believe i hear voices.

pizza solves every problem in the world , thank you
yes the voices in my head say it is time for pizza .
nice to meet you , i see you building little hut for storm
i believe i hear voices from far beyond sometimes .
you can drive my truck to safety instead
the voices in my head say you might be leading me into a trap .
what hospital do you stay at for chemo therapy
its not chemo i just have weird habits like collecting toys .
you belong in an insane asylum perhaps , i will be the warden
little plastic toys and they all wear raincoats . so they sent me away .
you cant keep up , you are ginger bread man
i like mystery flavors especially when they are in a cake .
forget toys , someday you have to grow up and be a man
i know but sometimes i argue with myself about it . then the voices say shut up !
i see you like swimming but instead you can be on boat .
now i think you are hearing voices in your head like i do .


i live in a nice attic apartment in portland or. my brother thinks he s a viking. i have a pet skunk. my master s degree is in italian literature.

hello stranger , tell me a bit about yourself !
i have a skunk named daisy !
daisy is my granddaughters name . . . i hope your skunk smells as sweet as she does !
so funny , highly doubtful ! tell me more about you
i just got home after driving a hour from work , i am hungry !
what are you going to eat ?
i can never decide . . . either a cheesy hot dog , or a chili corn dog .
my brother is manic and believes he is a viking . we eat a lot of norse food .
i have never had norse food , but it sounds good !
i cannot believe i wasted my education on a master degree in italian literature
i got a masters in dragon lore , before i found out all the dragons are dead !
no , they are still out there . . . believe !
it was probably that kind of thinking that convinced your brother he was a viking ! ; p
i cannot disagree with that !


i love all sorts of fresh vegetables. my house is located in the countryside. i am seventy one years old. i love to keep a small garden outside of my house. my favorite food to harvest is carrots.

hi there , how are you ?
i love vegetables and live in the country you ?
well , i love cookies , but i wish i was tall enough to reach the cookie jar
i am seventy one how olde are you and what is your favorite cookie
i love ginger snaps . we eat them when we cuddle up at night . my dog and i
out here in the country i have a small garden . what do you like to do
lay awake and watch the stars at night , but then i sleep to late for class
the stars are brighter in the country . why not move ?
maybe i will . what do you do ?
garden and eat vegetables . action packed country life . quit school
i am always late so maybe i should
try getting a better sleep , by not sleeping under the stars .
i should really , but i cant sleep without my dog
is it a big or little dog ?


i enjoy fishing. i love to cook. i work for an architect firm. i have three dogs. i am looking for someone.

hi there , how are you ?
i am making a late dinner
are you making eggplant ? i love it so much
i am making some fish i caught
cool , fish and eggplant would make a good combo
fried eggplant with ranch is amazing
i will have to try that , but right now i am smoking my pipe
do you have any pets ? i love dogs
no , all 5 of my ex wives had dogs and kept them .
i am single to trying to date
well my bar in downtown chicago is a great place to meet people
sorry for the typos i am usually very detailed i am an architect
oh no worries , even this third grade spelling bee champ slips up sometimes
i am doing to many things at once
me too . its always been my problem
i wish i could multiply myself lol


i freeze up in social situations. i was diagnosed with mild ocd in college. i work as a freelance accountant. once a year , i take a week off and head to florida.

hello ! want to chat with a farmer ?
um . . sure , what do you want to chat about ?
well do you like duck hunting ? its my favorite season of all ,
i do not really do any hunting , i go to florida sometimes though .
nice ! so are you in college ? or graduated college ?
i graduated college a year ago . how about you ?
never went was too busy running the family farm . you in a relationship to ?
my ocd keeps me from having any real relationships .
so sorry but its better than your girl to elope with your best friend !
that sounds like an awkward situation . .
it was . would flown out there but i never flown before .
i am a freelance accountant so i work all over .


i watched the eclipse without using proper eye protection. i drink 10 cups of tea every day. i really enjoy hiking. my favorite color is red. i am deathly afraid of snakes , but not bugs.

hey . hows it going tonight ?
its going good , i just finished watching the eclipse , and yes i used eye protection
nice man . i traveled closest to the eclipse . love travelling dude .
oh yeah traveling rocks , my vice is hiking .
awesome . so do you work ? i recently got a brand new job i enjoy .
no i do not work right now , whats your new job ?
i work at a vet office . so you got any interests ?
well besides hiking , i am seriously interested in drinking as much tea as i can .
oh nice . i love all cars and cats . my cats are awesome .
cars and cats eh , what an interesting combo , whats your cats name ?
her name is taj . i guess from all the traveling i have done to india .
oh india is awesome , that is where all my ten cups of tea a day come from .


i speak six languages. i always carry an edged weapon. i work on the radio as a character voice. i was the first test child for sesame street. i once started a forest fire in california.

hello , how is your sunday going ?
great ! been working on character voice i do on the radio .
i miss my family . deployed , my wife and kids are in the us
www that is sad . ty for your service .
i am very proud of my work as an army ranger . what do you do ?
mostly acting , i was the first kid on sesame street when it aired .
my kids love sesame street .
do you have any deep regrets ? i started a forest fire in cali as a teen
no , i am very proud of my work and life . my country is everything to me .
that is so nice ! do you speak any languages since you travel so much ?
arabic . it helps out in the field , but that information is classified .
oh i wo not tell anyone ! i learned 6 languages .


i ve started creating my own comics and presenting them to publishers. i ve been rejected several times and thought of giving up with this. and also love drawing. i love comics.

hey how are you doing tonight ?
doing pretty good . sitting here drawing it is my passion
drawing is fun . just made a blanket and about to workout
awesome ! i am trying to get my comic drawing published
hope it goes well went to carnival could not get on ride oh my
they keep rejecting my work i wonder if i should top
hope the best and thinking about dye my hair today
what color would you dye it ?
mixed so tired of brown hair i like red
i would love to have my blond hair back it is gray now
well at lest you lived a good life wish i grow old my friend
thankful for a good life . i have five grandsons that i adore
i could sew up some blankets and congrats on the grand kids
thanks . i would love to see your work
i would enjoy a pizza right now me hungry
love pizza had some a few days ago


i tell bad jokes on purpose. i wish i was a tiger. i speak fluent german. my mom and dad are both red headed.

hello how are you today
doing well , and you . did you hear about the pencils in pencilvania ? hah !
i did not what did they do ?
that is where they went on vacation . pencils ? pencilvania ? get it ?
oh i get it that is very funny , have you went biking ?
i stole that joke from tv . yeah , i love biking . go whenever i can .
me to i love to ride my bike all day long
but i would rather ride a tiger . in fact , if i could be a tiger . . .
really , that could be scary . i think i could cook a tigar
oh , no ! do not cook animals . i can speak german . how about you ? any languages ?
no i can only speak english , show me some german
huh , funny , i can speak it but i cannot write it ! weird , eh ?
oh dang and here i thought i mean a german
my parents are redheads from bavaria . learned in the cradle .
that is so cool , the only thing my mom does is teach
great job . summer vacation ! one of the few jobs that still gets a pension .


i love working out. i am a freelance writer. my favorite type of music is metal. my parents live in kentucky. i currently am engaged to my high school boyfriend.

hi how are you today
i am awesome . waiting to see my boyfriend and parents later today .
that sounds exciting ! i might go fishing today after school
i love to fish ! my parents have a pond on their farm in kentucky .
that is awesome where do you work
anywhere i want , lol . i freelance . currently , working for a magazine .
that sounds fun i am an intern with windows computer company
my latest piece was for a rock magazine . i love metal
wow my kids would love that especially my middle son i have 5
i do not have any yet . i am not sure if i ever will
they are a handful at times but they are a blessing
i am sure they are . they are fun to watch .


i like jazz. i collect dolls. i am a romantic. i like victorian things. i like antiques.

hi there . how are you
wonderful ! how are you doing ?
pretty good . just finished cooking
what were you making ?
pastas . do you like to cook
i adore pasta ! with some wine and jazz in the background . i am a fair cook .
so what do you do
i run an antique store .
interesting . what do you have in store
i tend to favor victorian era items , or things like that . tell me about you .
i am store manager at a candy store . been married for five years
oooh , a sweet tooth ! that goes along nicely with food as well .


my friends don t call my by my real name. my favorite band is the story so far. i enjoy going to festivals. i eat meat. i recently started working online.

hi ! where do you live ?
in a place far far away , you ?
i also live in a place far far away
ok , i shall call you luke
do you have any siblings ?
17 maybe more , my dad got around . you ?
have a lot , youngest of 8 kids over here
you like them or are you not that close ?
we are all pretty close
would not know anything about that
what do you do for work ?
just started working from home , the internet is a heck of a thing
i work in real estate and a restaurant on the weekends
those two are very diverse , a story there ?
recently divorced and i just needed some extra income
extra income never hurts . . . i usually need extra scratch for music festivals


i have my own channel. my father works in advertising agency. my favorite animals are dolphins. i enjoy making let s plays. i love youtube.

hi i am mark , i own a prius and work for a company near my home .
i am dana who has youtube channel called tips from dana
how interesting my wife has probably seen it she is a stay at home mom .
that is awesome . my father works for an advertising agency
interesting work , do you live in an apartment or house . we live in a house we own .
i love dolphins , and making lets plays
nice ! i like strawberries and dislike tofu . i have never played lets play .
i do like to watch youtube .
is that how you got started on your youtube channel .
yeah pretty much my inspiration
it is amazing to find something you love and so important .
that is true and i know how much work it will take to make it happen .
yes , but it will be worth it . working a 9 to 5 is not everything
it is not and i know because i got bored with my 9 to 5 job
well it is inspiring that you did something about it . i wish you luck .
it is pretty aspiring to do and make happen


i like to come up with new hairstyles. i like to do my nails. i like to play volleyball. i like to pickle eggs.

hello ! how are you today ? i am preparing for another marathon .
wow , what kind of marathon ? i am thinking of a new hair style
a 5k . what kind of hair style ?
i usually comes up with different styles , just like doing my nails
very neat . what kind of food do you like ?
5k marathon ? i like volleyball that s the only sport
i am into lifting weights .
wow , what kind of diet you follow ? have you tried pickled eggs ?
i am not on a diet . i like pickled eggs . i like anything besides sweet potatoes
where are you from though ?
texas , you ? do you have any pets ?
i don t have any pets
no ? i love dogs . i have 3 of them . they are great danes .
oh , i don t really keep pets around the house
that is too bad . you do not like dog hair or what ?
yes , i don t like dogs really


my next job will be in the federal court. i used to be a lawyer. i give everybody that comes in front me a fair chance. i am a judge in the circuit court. my name is albert.

hi , do you have a big family ? i love big families .
hello ! no just three of us . whats your name ? call me albert
my family consists of 3 boys and 4 girls .
wow ! what do you do ? my former job was a lawyer
my name is crystal and i also have two beautiful huskies .
beautiful dogs . i have a cat
i make cakes my favorite is chocolate with extra frosting .
yummy . what do you do for a living ?
i am a baker . in my spare time i play my guitar .
what do you like to bake ?
i love to bake birthday cakes love to see kids smile .
i love homemade vanilla icing
i enjoy extra icing on my chocolate cakes .
yes that sounds good too


i am a scientist. i live alone. i am an amateur chef who cooks 5 different cuisines. i play guitar on my free time.

hi there . i own my own company .
howdy tonight buddy , i am well , thanks for asking
i am kind of lazy . i always forget to ask things .
i live all alone even though i am a rocket scientist
i make ask and barely work at all .
i am also an amateur almost pro chef
i love to cook . my wife and son enjoy my cooking .
i can cook almost 5 different cuisines
that is cool . my employees make minimum wage .
but i am usually playing guitar only in my free time . you play ?
i used to when i was young . electric or acoustic ?
minimum wage what are you a slave master that is wrong


i work in an animal shelter. i ve never met my father. my mother works at a bank. i speak fluent french. my favorite food is mushroom ravioli.

good evening . how are you doing tonight ?
great , just eating some mushroom ravioli . you ?
watching dirty harry waiting for a body .
is that a television show ?
no its a movie . my favorite movie ever !
i have never heard of it . i must watch it sometime .
whats your favorite movie to watch ?
anything animated or with animals . i work with animals !
are you a vet ? i bet working with the living is rather lively . lol
i am . it is amazing . my animals keep me sane .
it gets lonely here sometimes . not much , uh . . . company .
what do you like to do for fun then ? !
collect stamps , mainly ones with airplanes . i really want to learn to fly .
that is interesting ! i am afraid of heights !


the only autographs i have ever wanted are from authors. i used to wear glasses as a child. my mother is a librarian. my favorite color is green. i am applying for publishing jobs.

hi how are you today
i am very well , just applying for jobs
what kind of jobs eh ?
kind where i get to publish books
very cool . i am a viking !
really ? thought they all died
nope i pillage and take what i want
that is lame , vikings are so 2000 and late . librarians are cool my mom is one
i am so 3000 and 8 you are a liar .
i am not a liar , i just do not like you . i would not even want your autograph
i bet you have like 2000 autographs
i do of only authors


my dad works at the mill and my mom is a teacher. i am ten years old. i live in a house. i love dogs and cats.

hello how are you today ?
i am great . do you like animals ?
i love animals especially my pet dragon
cool . a dragon sounds fun . i am more of a dog and cat lover
those are also a lot of fun
yes they are . i live with them in my house .
i enjoy wearing my suspenders when i pet my dragon
suspenders are a big fashion statement . how old are you ?
386 and love ink stains on my clothes
wow . you are old . i am 10 .
you are very young alos
yes , i live with my mom and dad . who do you live with ?


i have 2 dogs. i like tall men. i enjoy reading and cooking. i am a runner. i have red hair.

hello . although my mom was also a teacher , i prefer to teach yoga in a class .
i have not tried yoga but do love to go out and run
running is fun . i am also , of course , single . i love salad .
cooking is one of my hobbies is cooking is salad the only thing you like .
yes , i only like salad .
what type of significant other are you looking for ? i like men that pretty tall .
i like pretty tall men also . who have jobs .
haha right jobs are important . they must also love dogs , i have 2 .
yes ! i have one fat dog that is a miniature pincer .
that is fun ! i have two black labs .
i love labs . labs are my favorite but they like to chew things up .
that is true mine chewed up by shoes just last week .
i had one that literally ate the kitchen . ate the cabinets and walls lol
oh no ! ! ! that is too funny !
yes , but he was a very sweet dog once the chewing phase was over .
what is your favorite color ?


i am an old woman who lives on a social security check. i often do not have the money to pay my utility bills. my favorite color is yellow. i babysit for the woman who lives next door. i only take the bus.

hi
his
whats new ?
nothing much . . . my life is boring
i am sorry to hear that . but you can always change that .
not really . i am on liability
oh , i am sorry .
i babysit for my neighbor
do you like to read ?
yes when i can
i prefer reading to a lot of things . especially sports .
what do you do for a living ?
not sure .
? ?
what about you ?
you do not know what you do ?


my dream is to own my own restaurant. i work as a grill cook. my favorite band is pink floyd. running is a hobby. i am looking for a second job.

hi is there anyone there ?
hey , how are you ? do you have a favorite band ?
not really . just like good music , old , new . you ?
pink floyd . i love to listen while i run . brick wall is a great album .
classic . they really knew how to compose and play ! are you older ?
no , my dad taught me good music and good work ethics .
lol . i liked classic up but their modern stuff not as much .
todays music ai not got the same soul . ll . so what are your dreams ?
to make money . things are pretty tight right now .
i understand . i am a grill cook but really need another job to reach my dreams .
was going to breed my pet iguanas but now thinking growing legal pot makes money .
i feel like tiana working my butt off to get my own restaurant . where you from ?
california . thankfully we only are having fires here and not hurricanes . you ?
safe in tornado alley . ll . ks . is pot legal in ca ? its not here . ll
its quasi legal . lots of restrictions but for medical purposes you can grow .
good luck . iguanas are cool , but i do not imagine there is much money there .


i have a farm with pigs , horses and hens. i love country music. i love animals. i love dancing. i am a vegan.

hey , how are you today ?
i am good . listening to some music .
sounds nice . i am reading some comics .
that sounds fun . what do you like doing in your free time ?
i love drawing my own comics . what about you ?
i like to go dancing .
i have even started putting my comics online .
that is cool . i work on my farm with horses , chickens and some pigs .
that sounds like a lot of fun .
it is . i love working wit animals .
i do not have any animals .
that is not fun . animals are always good to have around .
i know . i should probably get a dog .
dogs are good animals and so friendly .


i studied business as my major. my befriend is from out of town. i love hockey. i have a younger sibling.

three guesses as to why my dogs name is lassie .
my guess is that its because of the movie ?
well . that is close , but its not the main reason . its her breed that counts .
i bet she is beautiful . do you have a favorite sport ? mine is hokey .
ahahah . only if you consider traveling with the family a sport .
oh ? have you ever been to dallas tx ?
i think once , when we first moved here . but we are south of dallas .
my friend is from there , we do not see each other often . do you have any siblings ?
yeah . we do not get along much , plus i was the lucky one who inherited the blue eyes .
i only have a little brother . he is really annoying . did you go to college ?
not yet . i am hoping to in the future as soon as my paychecks become steady .
i went to louisville . my major was in business .
sweet . do you have a steady job now ?
i do . i manage for a lawyers office . where do you work ?


i have three great danes. i love the all american rejects. i am a weightlifter. i despise sweet potatoes. i run marathons.

hi . i am arnold , and i am 10 now . my birthday was yesterday .
hey arnold . yesterday i ran a marathon , guess i celebrated for you
my brother is a runner , and he bought me a cake too .
what kind of cake was it ?
choclit all the way ! mom said to wash it down with oj my favorite juice
good ! i thought you were going to say sweet potato cake , they are gross !
yuk ! . mom made cheese n ham sandwiches too . whens your birthday ?
my birthday is in three months . any recommendations for music ?
zippity doo dah or yankee doodle
really ? i was thinking more along the lines of all american rejects . they are amazing
did you go to their concert ? i am too young to go
i did not because one of my three great danes was sick
gotta go now . here comes my mom . she does not allow me to use this computer
okay , when you get time , ask her to let you be a weightlifter , its fun


rock music is my favorite. i hate broccoli. i design video games for a living. i am afraid of the dark. my mom is my best friend.

hello . how is your day going ?
great , just got finished designing my video game . how is your day ?
it is going good . heading to my third job .
wow 3 jobs ! what do you do in your free time ? !
not much free time . listen to music mostly .
oh yeah , what is your favorite genre ?
i am into some metal bands , and some heavy rock .
what a coincidence , i love rock music !
i like listening to avenged sevenfold , they are my favorite . what about you ?
me too ! i also like a day to remember !
i am trying to become a baseball announcer . do you like baseball ?
i enjoy going to baseball games with my mom . she is my best friend .
i recently proposed to my best friend of three years .
congratulations ! that is a dream come true !


my favorite color is red. i am tall. my dad was a cop. i spend my free time volunteering at nursing homes.

my home is by the ocean , i live near there !
sounds wonderful . what ocean do you live by ?
black sea ! , jane austen is my favorite author , yours ?
patterson is my favorite . its a cop novel . my dad is a cop
cool ! , well i do have a boat , that is handy !
yes do you sail in the black sea ?
yes but tennis shoes are the only thing i wear only thing
well that sounds provocative and comfortable too
i basically eat fish , lots of it , every day , i smell fishy ; o
eating fish will make you tall like me
that would be handy living by the ocean !
yes food and fun with friends


i love all animals. i love my job. my favorite music is country. i used to work as an actress.

hi . i love to go fishing . what do you do ?
well , i used to be an actress . where do you like to fish ?
a lake near my house . i am also an athlete .
what kind of sports do you play ?
soccer , baseball , track . i also race cars .
you are busy , busy ! i enjoy spending time with my pets .
cool . what kind of pets do you have ?
two dogs and a cat . we get deer and rabbits in our yard a lot too
that is great . nice place ! do you play any games ?
some , but i enjoy listening to music most .
i like music , too . what do you listen to ?
country music is my favorite ! how about you ?
i like alternative rock and movie soundtracks .
that is a cool combo . do you have a favorite soundtrack ?
probably close encounters of the third kind .
i love musicals . i am not sure what movie that is though


my guilty pleasure is mcdonald s. i sell real estate and wait tables on the weekends. i have a close circle of friends i would do anything for. i am the youngest of 8 kids. i never stop looking for love.

hello . how are you doing today ?
hello i am good how about yourself
i am doing well . might go play some blackjack later . what are you doing ?
i am working in real estate , and in the weekends i wait tables
cool . i like food trucks . maybe one day i will open a business . they are awesome !
yes they are , i love mcdonalds
me too . i am a fan of the dollar menu . i do not care what anyone thinks
yeah that is the best , me and my 8 brothers go often
8 brothers ! wow . i was raised by my older brother
what happened to your parents
they were murdered in an alley by a thief .
oh my god , are you bruce wayne
i would not tell you if i were . but i just might be .
do you know wonder woman ?


i like the color red. i have 3 thumbs. i think the moon landing was faked. i talk very fast.

hi how are you ? i am in colorado
hey , doing pretty well . i am in new zealand .
oh no way that is awesome . hows the weather
beautiful sunset , i love the color red in it and the ambiance
the sounds awesome . i am jealous , what do you do for fun ?
no worries . i study conspiracy theories , its kind of a weird hobby .
that is chill , any good ones ?
the moon landing was definitely staged with a silkscreen
oh i agree . sorry it took so long to respond had to clean my glasses
no problem , haha that would be tricky for me since i was born with 3 thumbs
oh snap i bet you could not beat me at video gave even with 3 thumbs
ahahah what do you play ?
lots of stuff i like to swim so i also like to play swimming games .
oh , like marco polo or something ?
ll something like that . do you play games ?
well , i enjoy soccer with the neighborhood people


i like collectible dragon ball z figures. i love huge paintings. i like collecting rocks. i love zumba. i love the smell of beans.

hello friend how are you doing this evening ?
i am well how bout yourself ?
doing good just got done with a fantastic vegan dinner and now listening to country music
fantastic ! just put some baked beans on simmer for the aroma
love baked beans with some bacon . . yum
bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
haha do you have any animals ? i have a cat that i adore
yes i do i have 3 snakes
www . . . shuddering . i would rather listen to my music and dance . . . lol
my king cobra likes to dance to music while i do zumba
well that would be an interesting sight to see
it was until my giant rock painting fell off the wall and killed my snake


i love to go shopping and inspire myself in stylish stores. i moved to ny to study in a prestigious designing school. my inspirations are alexander mcqueen and coco chanel. my desire is to becom a fashion designer.

hi , how was your day ?
it was ok . i went shopping
i love shopping . not as much as i love my dog
cool . how was your day ?
it was rough but i made a vow never to drink the hard stuff
that is a great vow to make . sorry you had a rough day
it can always get better what will you do after this ?
become a famous fashion designer probably
so . cool . what is your inspiration going to be ?
i love alexander mcqueen . coco chanel too
i love it . you are going to do great things . i just know it .
do you like to swim at all ?
i have swam all over the world in many oceans !
that is so cool ! which was your favorite ?


i am an excellent baker. everyone says my pecan pie is the best they have ever had. my landlord is raising my rent. i went to law school. i was born on christmas day.

hello , how are you ?
i am doing great ! how are you ?
i am good thank you . tell me about yourself .
well , i believe i have just committed a crime .
oh no , what kind of crime ?
murder . i poisoned my landlord half an hour ago .
that is terrible !
he deserved it . can you believe he raised my rent to 5000 a month ?
wow , but you still need to turn yourself in . murder was not the answer .
no one will ever find out . i laced one of my famous pecan pies with ricin !
it does not matter if anyone will find out . its the right thing to do .
i am very educated in the law . he was neither morally nor legally in the right !
then i suppose you can represent yourself in court .
i will . if they ever find out . but i must go , christmas is tomorrow .


i enjoy playing computer games. i love when my pets visit me in bed. i spend a good deal of time on social media. i am confined to my bed. i am glad that i work from home.

hi , how are you ? where are you from ?
hey ! dave here upstate ny ! you ?
houston , tx . even with the hurricane , i love it here
never been ! heard its great ! that storm was a monster .
i have always wanting to visit ny ! are you near the city ?
few hours away , up in the country . miss the city , have not been since my accident .
what happened if you do not mind my asking
atv accident , left me as a quadriplegic . no worries i often write about it on my blog .
i bet writing is cathartic , what else do you stay busy with ?
i am a gamer and work for a video game company
oh nice ! my friend james is a huge gamer also
it keeps the mind busy . what do you do ?