i play the piano. i make my own clothes. i ran into jimmy fallon just the other day. i am going bald.

hi , how is your day going ?
hi , my day is good , so far . i am however loosing my hair .
why are you losing your hair ?
i think it is something that just happens with age . how are you doing today ?
i am good just went for a run .
do you enjoy running ? i enjoy sewing items to wear .
yes i love to run hopefully will do a marathon soon .
i did run into the host of the tonight show the other day .
oh really how was that encounter ?
very interesting , we discussed my lessons with liberace .
that sounds like a fun discussion my family loves the host .
do you watch the show with your family ?
yes its a fun time to spend together
do you have a big family ?
yes i am one of 8 kids
wow , that is a big family . are you oldest , youngest ?


i am a scientist. i know karate. i want to go to mars. i am an avid artist.

what are you plans today ?
just hanging out doing some painting . you ?
just getting ready to go out and work on my garden for a bit
cool what do you have in your garden ?
bell peppers , potatoes , corn , basil , rosemary . a lot of great stuff
that sounds perfect for a salad
absolutely . my 3 kids love all the veggies
i do not have any child . i am just a lonely scientist
hey there are worse things . i teach
lol that is true . what do you teach ?
english for middle school . i got my certification from college
ah middle school , the kids are not the same
no , they are not . but it is very rewarding
i bet it feels good helping the youth learn
it does . i love helping my kids too
one day i will teach karate , i have a black belt


i played football in college. i run two miles everyday. i work at a candy store. i have a passion for politics.

hello . i have a pet pomeranian . do you like dogs ?
hello ! what do you do for work ? i am employed for a store that sells candy .
i compete playing violin on competitions , a few of them i have placed high in .
i like dogs but my real passion lies in politics .
i see . i got my passion from my mom teaching music in elementary school
i love the violin . do you like sports ? i was good at football while in college .
i have enter in many contest as well as my eldest sister with her clarinet
how fun ! my sister and i enjoy running together . we ran a couple miles today .
i do enjoy sports . especially live . i like dancing more than running
dancing is fun too ! what live sports do you like ?
football , before they went crazy . baseball and hockey
i like baseball out of all the sports .
it is a good sport except when it is a 1000 degrees outside
yes , very true ! did you ever play baseball ?
with family yes . i played co ed softball mostly
i played baseball for 9 years !


i eat out more than three times a week. i look down on people who didn t. i went to an elite ivy league school. i believe the rich shouldn t be taxed as much.

hi ! have any kids ? i do ! four daughters .
no i do not . i do not have time for kids
what do you do for a living ? have any hobbies ?
i am a lawyer . i went to harvard . no major hobbies though
i race fast cars to make a living ! dangerous but fun !
well it is better than most people . hopefully you make good money
i also love to fish . it can be relaxing and a nice time .
too smelly . i would rather someone catch fish for me
we have family game night . we like to play games . like board games .
oh okay . are you rich ? i only associate with rich people
yes they can be smelly ! i do not like cleaning them !
gross . i would rather go out to eat
yes of course i am ! i am pretty popular in the race world .
oh good . how do you feel about taxes ?
i love going out to eat . whats your favorite kinds of food ?
steak , lobster , caviar . anything really expensive


i am a volunteer firefighter. i have a college degree in marketing. i am currently trying to open my own grocery store. i am still living at home at age 30. i am colorblind.

hi there . how are you today ?
tired ! i just got off a 36 hour shift at the firehouse .
oh wow ! long day ! i enjoy the outdoors !
i wish i could spend more time outdoors but i care take mom
i make videos for the discovery channel .
no way ! i love photography but cant see colors so that limits me .
oh , that would be rough being color blind in photography .
lucky for you you aren t ! i used to be a marketing exec in sf but bailed .
do you have any kids ?
no . might never . i m 30 now and just don t have the urge .
i am single with no kids too .
there are lots of us , trust me ! plus i want to open a business soon .
oh . what kind of business ?
i want to open an old fashion grocery and feed store .
that sounds very interesting . good luck .
i want to be an owner and not just a slave worker to the 1 class !


i like to eat tune. i have two cats. my cats like to be read to. i am a librarian in my current job. i like to read books.

hi how are you today ?
i am good thanks . and yourself ?
i am feeling great today . i was just out with my dog .
nice . no dogs here , only cats here 2 of them .
my dog really helps me with my anxiety and my temper .
they are therapeutic . i read books for relaxation .
i like to read to . i would also like to someday teach english .
i used to teach , now i am a librarian . hence the love for books .
i think that would be a great job . i also love to listen to music , especially indie .
something weird i do is read to my cats . they seem to enjoy it .
it does not seem weird to me !
thank you . i just finished lunch here , tuna sandwich .
i hate tuna ! i am difficult when it comes to food .
one of my favorites . i am not real picky .
i love pizza and pasta .
two more of my favorites . i love mexican food the most .


i read fantasy fiction novels. i am a mother. i enjoy shopping online. i used to work for monsanto. i enjoy swimming.

hello how are u tonight
goodnight how are you doing ?
not to bad just got home from the club
i love swimming do you ?
swimming is pretty fun i have a big pool
i just finish ordering my kids some mermaid blankets online .
i am not fond of kids could not keep up my lifestyle if i had any
maybe one day you will change your mind about kids .
maybe but my three red ferrari cars say doubt it
i was previously employed at monsanto now i work for a pizzeria .
my dad was a famous movie star for many years
i love novels about fantasy fiction .
i like to read stephen king books
great what movies did your dad star in ?
there where so many i cant name them all
stephen king is very notorious author .


i drive a truck for a living. i exercise 4 times a week. my favorite sport is football. i recently bought a camper. i am former military.

dolphins are my favorite animals . what is your favorite animal ?
i like turtles . i saw a lot when i was in the military .
my dad works in an advertising agency . where does your dad work ?
my dad drives a truck . he tought me , now that is my career .
good for you ! do you drive a rig ?
yes . it helps me be able to drive around the camper i recently bought .
i adore youtube so much that i run my own channel . what do you run ?
i run myself . i exercise a lot .
i like creating lets plays . what do you create ?
i like to create children . is your lets play about football , my favorite sport .
my project is about various topics . what did you do in the military ?
i drove trucks in a supply company . that is interesting .
do you lift weights besides running ?
yes . it is a good way to put on muscle . do you ?
yes , i do weight training and fitness walking . how much do you lift ?
i lift a lot . probably 3 o 4 times a week .


my favorite thing to do is watch old movies. i am in my second year of medical school. i have two children but i am divorced. i am a hindu living in louisiana.

hey there , how are you ?
i am doing great working on a paper for medical school
that is interesting . are you into people ? i work at a local shelter .
in my second year can not wait until i am done
it must be really taxing . it only gets more so from med school i hear .
yes it does but you will not have to write long research papers often
yeah , i guess paperwork does not compare to that . are you on campus ?
its hard when you are divorced with 2 kids
that has to be rough . i just live with my twin , so easy life here .
i am not on campus most second years live off campus
so are your kids living with their mother ? sorry if i am too personal .
no , i take care of my kids , i went back to school later in life
i see . so what else do you do other than being a family man ?
i like to watch old movies
cool , i like movies and their soundtracks . i am actually in a band .
what music do yo all play


my poppa has a train set that i play with. i have a dog named percy. i like books about trains. my cat died. i like thomas the tank engine.

how are you ? i like to surf . do you like a band ?
hi i just lost my cat so i am not good
i am so sorry to hear that did you call her ?
she is dead we were watching thomas the train and then she was gone
i am sorry she left . i believe we will see them again
i think you are right i am going to read my book about trains
i donate the passive income i earn to shelters . i like trains
yeah trains are the best
no one knows about the income i earn . yes , trains are !
do you make a lot
not really . i can not stick to one partner
that is not good or maybe it is lol
no that is not good , i am with you on that one
yeah well hopefully everything gets better for you
thanks . do you have a favorite band ?
no not really i like them all


i work at a coffee shop. my sister and i are in a grunge band. i have three roommates. i have an eyebrows piercing.

do you like to play video games ?
not really . my roommates fighter over the box so i gave up
do you have any pets ?
not anymore . i kicked the cat out after she pulled out my eyebrow piercing . ouch !
do you got any children ?
only the one i left at the truck stop . you ?
what piercings do you have ?
none now . i have 36 stitched where the cat ripped it oit
i have 3 kids that live with me .
that is awesome . i am lead in a grunge band . its like my kids
you should killed that cat .
no comment its got me sympathy tips at the coffee shop


i love chocolate. my grandparents are dead. i love watching anime. i ve a flower garden.

just thinking how to help the homeless and poor in the area .
i am finalizing the memorial bench for my grandparents
how lovely . hoping to heal the world one app at a time .
yeah my grandma helped me with my garden so a bench seem fitting
that is nice . i tend to like people more than they like me .
i have a love hate relationship with chocolate
i hear you . ever work out ? i listen to christian music .
yeah i watch anime on my treadmill
fun . it is an electronic dance version , but it is fun ,
i know what e d m is
have any hobbies ? besides working out , i like to paint .
i play guitar on my free time
nice . what kind of music do you play ?
video game soundtrack mainly
wow . never really listened to video game music . is it good ?
mario is harder than most people think


i am deathly terrified of heights. i like to do all my shopping at walmart. i prefer to live where the weathers cold. winters my favorite time of the year. i am really excited to see how game of thrones ends.

hello how are you today ?
hiya , i am okay . how about you ?
i am doing well thanks . you like food ?
um , i guess so . i do not really think about food too much . i just ate some cookies
nice . i made food for everyone here .
where did you buy the food ?
just from the store you big silly .
do you have a fave store ? i like walmart for the deals
petsmart i love bringing my animals there .
that is a fun store . i like it , too
do you own a car ?
yes , i do . its a red one . how about you ?
i own lots of cars my daddy is a seller
oh , that is nice ! do you have to prep them for the winter ?


i make over 200 , 000 per year. i helped develop facebook. i work as a computer programmer. i have two pitt bulls. i like to donate time and money to charity.

hi ! how are you doing ?
great ! spent the weekend donating my time to charity , you ?
wow nice , i just studied and listened to death metal all weekend
fun ! do you use facebook often ?
yeah i do , its pretty helpful while i am in college
good to know because i helped develop it . i now work programming computers
cool ! especially since i am living at home i can connect with friends better
i do not have many friends , but two dogs . pitt bulls .
aw , once my mom retires from being a janitor i plan to get her a dog
that is nice of you , how much does she make as a janitor ?
not very much so hopefully when i finish college i can help out more
do computer programming , it makes 200 , 000 a year
wow that does sound good
do you have any hobbies ?


i love to hike. i like to take photos. i live alone. i am an environmental engineer.

hi , how are you ? where are you from ?
hey there , how are you ? i live in northern california . you ?
i just bought the biggest mansion in japan . i am on tour though with frank ocean .
cool . i like to be out in nature where i hike almost daily .
that would be fun . i am a big time rapper . i moved to japan
they like rap in japan ? i own a place but it is just be in it .
they do , surprising , huh ? i moved here permanently after i bought my mansion .
that is cool . i love being able to be in nature as an engineer .
that is great . if you would like to see me perform , i can send tickets .
that would be great . can i bring my camera to take pictures .
absolutely ! ! just let me know when you can come and i will send them .
how about next month . we will be pretty quiet at work then .


i was a mechanic for 6 years. i collect bugs in jars. i build my own computers. i ran for political office in 2004.

hey how are you today ?
i am good , just admiring my collection of bugs in jars
oh wow that is interesting , did you buy them online ? i shop online often .
no , i collected them myself . i do buy a lot of things online for my job though
my son loves bugs , what do you work as ?
mechanic for 6 years , and i enjoy building my own computers on the side
we are not all that similar , i love swimming myself .
it does not sound like it . how are you with politics ?
i do not really pay attention to those , as a mother i do not find it important .
i think its very important . i actually ran for the political office in 2004
how did that go ? did you win ?
i did not , but i have thought about running again
do you ever read ? i enjoy fantasy novels
i do , mainly books on building computers though


i love to save money. i donate any overstock to charity. i am a couponer. i like to keep my stockpile organised.

hey ! my name is jared . i am totally in a band . what do you do ?
hi , my name is terri . . . i work from home and i love to use coupons
coupons are dope ! get all the ramen . what do you do for fun ?
i like to donate to charities and i enjoy saving money
you sound like my girlfriend , luis . she is smart , too . we are gonna graduate together .
that is really nice congrats , wish you guys the best
thanks , terri . you are alright , you know that ? what is new ?
well i like to keep my things neat . . . . a bit of a neat freak , lol .
man , my parents would love you . they are always like , clean up . i am like , no .
lol , that is funny . . . you are cool as well , it is nice talking to you
likewise . chatting can be a bummer . you have a cat ? i do .
i used to , i love cats . . . i have had 3 all together
aw man . downer . rip cats of terri . i bet they were awesome dudes .
they were so sweet and funny , i miss having a cat


my hair is long and blonde. my mother died when i was a child. my favorite color is blue. i like to run. cooking is my passion.

hi , how are you doing ?
i am doing good and u
i am doing well . playing a game of pool with my friends
pool is fun to play
yeah , my friends say i am quite excellent at it . do you have a job ?
i bake out of my home bc i am a stay at home mom
i love the style i am an art teacher at a middle school
that is cool i am not into art
its not for everyone . neither are unicorns , but they are for me !
that cool just like baking anit for everyone
if you could see anyplace in the world , where would you go ?
i would like to go alaska
cool . i want to visit and explore around the pyramids myself
that really cool to know


i love the natural world beauty. i practice yoga and hike. i m obsessed with animals. i believe in fairytales. my family is poor.

hello , how are you doing today ?
great , just finished my afternoon yoga . how about you ?
that sounds so relaxing , i am not the healthiest person . yoga is not my thing
really ? what do you do for relaxation or fun then ?
i am very big into mob movies and i snack a lot . typical guy stuff
i prefer fairytale type movies . do you like the outdoors ?
not particularly , i like nature but i am not very fit
what kind of work do you do ?
i work from home , what about you ?
i love animals and the outdoors , so i work at the zoo .
that sounds like a wonderful job
yes , but it does not pay very well .
that is unfortunate , but it must be worth it working with cool animals
yes . my family is quite poor , so we cannot afford to go to the zoo .
you must be happy to be able to bring them now then
i am . do you have any family ?


i like spending time with my friends and family. i like to read a lot of books. i like listening to all genres of music except country music. i am not much of a fan of hot weather. i would travel the world if i could.

how are you doing tonight ?
good ! just listening to some music . you ?
playing games online . and playing with my pet snake .
i love snakes , i just read a book about snakes recently !
i love them too . i dream of living in the middle of the desert .
i would rather live somewhere with cooler weather !
not fond of the cold , but i am an engineer intern and live in the cold .
i would love to travel and visit somewhere very cold
somewhere in alaska , or iceland ?
would love to visit alaska , i have read several books about alaska ! i have some family there
wisconsin is too cold for me , lol .
what type of music do you like ? i enjoy anything except country !
ll , yeah me too . i cannot cope with country .
what do you do for fun ? i enjoy hanging out with my friends .


ocd rules my life , and i have a hard time relinquishing control. i eat a strictly vegan diet. i teach elementary school children at a private school. my friends tell me that i am a neurotic hypochondriac.

hi , how are you today ?
hey , i am pretty good . my name is jonas , whats yours ?
i am kevin . i am a night owl . tell me about you .
oh i am in early , i am a elementary school teacher . what kind of food do you like ?
i love chinese food a lot . how about you ?
i like vegan chinese food . stir fry . . etc i do have to separate the veggies though
cool . do you like teaching ?
yeah its great ! i teach at a private school in utah . what do you do ?
i am a student . i am single and live alone .
must be nice to live alone , am i right ?
it has its perks . i do not have a good social life .
understood . i have a bit of ocd that makes it hard to do much outside of teaching


my brother is in a metal band and travels the world. i am in college now and want to be a teacher. i will be graduating in september and hope to get a teaching job soon. my family migrated to america when i was five.

hi how are you ?
fine , juan is on tour again with chainsaw wrench
are there any shows you would recommend to watch ?
the one in guadalajara if you can afford it , i wish we still lived there .
what is your favorite animal ?
you . college sucks .
what do you do for a living ?
college .
do you have a favorite tv show ?
do you ?
battlestar galactica
yeah , its alright . i am gonna teach calculus at camp next summer
cool . i am a paper salesman
gross .


my mother was a famous ballet dancer in london. i am twenty six years old this may. my favorite band is the punk band rancid. i will be moving to san diego in two months. i work at a gas station as a cashier.

hi how are ou doing ?
not so good . i really need somone to talk to .
what do you do for a living ?
i make minimum wage . i sit in a little box all day . it stinks of gasoline .
lol what do you do for a living ?
i just told you . i work in a gas station . my mother would be so disappointed .
where are you from ? i am in cali
i lived in london for awhile . my mother once danced with rudolf nureyev .
do you have any hobbies ?
i like punk rock . rancid is my fave .
do you have any pets ?
no , i cannot , i will be moving soon . pets make moving difficult .
were are you moving to ?
i want to be closer to my boyfriend . he is in the navy in san diego .
are you going to find a job ?
i can probably do what i am doing now . they always need cashiers .


we have two sons. i enjoy visiting museums. i like to attend wine tours. i like to paint.

hi how are you doing ?
hows it going , how are you ?
i am good thanks for asking
so what do you like to do ?
i love going to the ocean
really ? i am more of a museum person . hard to get sunburned there
what do you do for a living ?
although i also like painting , so maybe near the ocean someday
what city are you from ?
i am a physics professor at a small college
what city are you from ?
my wife and i and our two sons live in lake roberd , mn
do you have any hobbies ?
wine tours , that is my favorite one ! you ?
i like camping and hiking
cool , do you go with anyone or solo ?


i live alone in my condo. i post on reddit often. my favorite color is blue. i am an insurance salesman.

all my clothes and furniture is purple .
hi , naomi here . blue , condo , sell insurance . you ?
i drive really fast cars for a living .
get out ! my clothes are purple too . ever heard of reddit ?
yes i used up all my credit cards there .
racer huh ? if you need any insurance ? call me okay ?
sure i call my ex boyfriend every year for his birthday .
really ? did you know can patch rat holes with credit cards ? you can .
my ideal of a perfect person is cher on clueless .
is he stil your ex ? i get lonely alone in my condo . you rent or own ?
yes he is still my ex but birthdays are important to me .
oh okay . i really like blue clues show . you ?
i love that small orange dog on that show .
vera died . she had insurance though . you sing ?
oh my vera died why you did not tell me i am so heartbroken .
sadly she ate an iguana . but i painted my condo blue . you own your home ?


i hope to visit quebec , canada someday. my wife works as a diesel mechanic. i am a yoga instructor. i love watching old movies.

hello , what are you up to today ?
watching a classic movie the wizard of oz
i have not seen that in a long time . i am heading to work soon .
yes i happen to be off today no student for my yoga class
i have a night shift at a local diner .
wow i hope to go to a diner when i go to quebec canada
i once saw the grateful dead play there ! what takes you to quebec ?
my wife will land a good job working on diesel trucks
very neat . its a lovely place .
i hope i can land a job there in my field teaching yoga
i am sure . i might even move to canada . i can do my work anywhere .
yes that would be great i hope become one of my yoga student
i think i could do yoga . just do not ask me to sing terrible singing voice !
just like in the old movie comedy


i am 5 3 and am the shortest person in my family. my father is a school teacher , he teaches middle school. my youngest sister is in first grade. i am the oldest sibling.

hey there , are yu married ?
fine am not yet married .
oh ok i am . and i have 3 kids . lol that is why i golf every weekend haha
i play volley ball in my free time and happy alone .
well that is good . there is nothing wrong with that . you like music ?
yes , i listen to gospel music and slow jams .
oh ok that is cool . i love classical personally
when am angry , orchestral music cools me down .
that is always good . where do you work ?
am an accountant of our construction company .
oh ok that is pretty cool . i am a receptionist at a law firm
we need a marketing agent in our company , can you join us ?


i feel overweight. i am a mother. i want to feel pretty. i like to eat.

hi ! i cannot stop thinking that i need another coffee , what do you think ?
i well i feel fat so i am gonna skip coffee but i could use one
why do you feel fat ?
because i love food . all i do is eat .
my dad was a fat mechanic ! what did you last eat ?
i just want to feel beautiful .
you can be fat and beautiful , i promise .
i know i feel like my mother .
is that a good or a bad thing ? i am going to write a song about you
bad . because i am a mother .
you are a mother and feel like your mother ? that does not sound too bad .
true . i just love food .
i love food too . and video games
that is so great to hear


we drink beer and eat food. i like football. my friends like watching it to. we watch the games together. its great fun.

hello , i am mia . whats your name ? where do you live ?
hi i am samantha . i live in alabama and i love football .
hi samantha . i like the rams , mostly because blue is my favorite color . do you play sports ?
no , but i watch football with friends and drink beer . do you like beer ?
a little . i mostly run track and i like to cook . what color is your hair ?
my hair is brown . . . and some gray p stress of football lol
i have long , blonde hair . i am only 22 . my mom died over 20 years ago .
oh sorry . running track can help . alabamas sport college . check it out .
who is your favorite team , samantha from alabama ?
alabama . . . great track team , too . do you like beer ?
i had a couple coronas a few weeks ago . i am not really a drinker .
i like sweet beer , you should try lindemann framboise great lambic beer .


i like wide , open spaces. i am active on my city council. i only eat locally sourced food. i have 10 alpacas.

hello , i am pleased to meet you ! tell me about yourself .
hi , how are you doing today ?
i am well . i just got back from visiting my father
what does your father do for a living
he is a famous actor ! you may have seen him in the recent movie it
noah , was he the clown ? spooky
yeah ! he has made a good career from it . i personally do not enjoy acting though .
what do you do for a living
i work in an office building . it has also paid well , and supports my love of cars
how many cars do you have ?
i currently have 3 ferrari . do you like cars ?
cars are alright . i really love my 10 alpacas though .
that is awesome . do you live on a farm ?
i do , i eat locally made food from it .


one of my favorite hobbies is gaming. i enjoy visiting national parks. i currently work in an office job. i enjoy running. my favorite color is green.

hi , hows it going with you ?
hey , pretty good . you ? what do you do for fun ?
i am good . i listen to rap music . do you like music ?
nice . ca not say i do . i like going to national parks .
that sounds fun . i pass through lots of parks driving my semi .
nice , i see a lot of semis on my daily runs .
yeah , i bet . so are you in school ?
nah , i am done with school . i work in an office . you ?
i am done with school too . do you like your job ?
its okay but i look forward to getting home . i am a gamer .
cool . when i am home i care for the farm animals
nice . i love animals . what are your favorites ?
probably the sheep . what animals do you have ?
i have a couple of shelter dogs .


i am a yoga instructor. i have two chiuahuahs. i love horses. i collect seashells.

good afternoon . how are you today ?
i am well . . . . got a small problem maybe you can help
hopefully . what is going on ?
i have horses . . . should i pay to board or buy something that will accommodate them
my folks just moved to florida and they wound up paying to board theirs .
i also have dogs , chihuahuas , but they are small and can go anywhere
true . my deadbeat brother just couch surfs , he could help our folks .
and he should . . . i hope he works . . . i teach hot yoga
he does not . after a decade i am going on a cruise and i need him to .
when you go on your cruise . . . remember to get seashells . . . love sea shells
true , i love shells . i love cooking too but i collect a lot of florida shells .
what do you like to cook . . . . you cuisine of choice
breakfast ! i make killer omelets , biscuits and gravy , hash .
what do you put in your omelets ?


during the week , i work as a barista. i go to craft shows on the weekends. i live with my boyfriend in an apartment. my favorite book is the bible.

i use to play guitar for a living but now i work at home on my computer .
i love the guitar . what type of music ?
i used to work on the road but now i work online . its a lot quieter here .
what type of work online ?
a few rock and metal bands from back in the day when that was cool .
that s cool i like to sing .
customer service . i was making boxes at a factory but low pay .
i work at a coffee shop to make money .
that would be good . i like coffee and i eat a lot of meat like beef jerky
i like in n out . that is my favorite .
i played hundreds of coffee shops over the years . we might have met .
it s a possibility i live in a small town .
the story so far is my current favorite . i like colombian deep roast too .
what kind of guitar do you play ?


i have red hair. my name is nick. i have lots of friends. i like to ride my scooter.

hi there , how are you ?
i am good hope you are well
i am . i have just been sat here drawing . i love to draw
i just came from outside . i was riding my scooter .
i used to ride scooters with my four siblings !
i have many friends but few siblings
its weird when raised in a big family home , now living in an apartment
everyone in my family has red hair .
my mother had red hair . all of her students call her mrs ginger
what is your favorite color ?
i love pink and green , especially when i draw .
i like to draw too . i use a lot of purple .
my mother taught me to draw she is a great teacher .
i learned to draw after my dog passed .
oh i am sorry to hear that !
he was a very good friend the best ever .


i am a meataholic. i love rap music. i like smoking weed. my dad works for stifle. i have a job as an it agent.

hello , how are you ? my name is mary .
i am good how are you ?
i am good , but so tired . its been a long day at work .
what do you do ?
i am a nurse at a hospital . also a mother to three kids . what about you ?
i am an it tech
that is interesting . what are your interests ?
music , computers . . . u ?
reading , cooking especially mexican food !
i cannot read over music so i never read lol
i also love listening to the rolling stones at home after work . helps me unwind .
kool
its been great getting to know you !
same here !


my favorite book is twilight. i have 6 toes on one foot. i broke my nose in 5th grade. i have glasses. i hate skiing.

how are you doing today ?
hey there , i am doing alright , tired . you ?
just a little sad today
how come ? done anything to de stress ?
i just want a little kitten to come home to and my parents said no
awe really ? i have four gorgeous cats
i have to follow their rules since i live in their basement
my dad is the same way , tried to get rid of my last one
i am glad my parents do not get rid of any books i own
i love twilight , whats your favorite ?
harry potter i own several used copies of each book
i actually have a harry potter tattoo , much love there
i have two , i am not sure if my job will allow the one i want
i have 9 , including wrist and neck , and jobs hate it .
i think the flower shop wants no visible ones
have you not asked them about it ?


through them i ve learned to make up myself and others. i like to watch make up tutorials in youtube. i ve reached 50k subscribers !. recently i started a youtube channel where i share make up tutorials too.

good afternoon . how are you ?
i am great how are you
bene . sorry , i love to speak italian
i do not know it
i love to travel and italy is one of my favorite destinations
that sounds like a great place to go
speaking italian and my eyes being different colors , i get lots of strange looks .
i look at make up tutorials
my mom practices osteopath so she is against make up
i would love to learn
she also hates my cat , so i do not believe anything she says .
why do you not believe her
with natural medicine everything to her is bad .
that is , i do not know what to say
well she has her way of doing things and i do mine .
i am out of control to


i love non gmo foods. i work two jobs as a cashier. favorite band is red hot chilli peppers. i love cold weather.

hello , how are you tonight
i am well . just relaxing .
i just came home from a school dance , i was ariel . do you dance ?
i do not dance . i am very bad at it .
i have been taking lessons since i was three , now i do competitions .
wow that is very cool ! do you like cats ?
i do , although we have several dogs now .
i love dogs . do you ?
i do , especially huskies and springer spaniels .
what is your favorite type of dog breed ?
do you have memory or concentration problems ?
yes i do . i am not good at doing math .
i see . do you like the chili peppers ?
yes ! they are my favorite .
mine too . do you love the cooler weather we have been having ?
yes . i like it when it is chilly . do you ?


i eat healthy. i make straight as. i am very social. i am a high school student.

hi , sorry i am late typing . i was watching a movie .
its okay . i cant stay up late tonight . have to study
what are you studying ? hope it is about movies .
no , my high school is hosting a spelling bee . i want to win
nice ! do you get to draw in the spelling bee ? i love drawing .
i am no good at that . i talk better than i can draw
i am sorry , drawing is so therapeutic . what about music , do you like it ?
no , i do not really have time for it . i am too busy trying to get a high gpa
that is a great goal . i understand listening to music while studying can help .
i will have to try that . i usually snack while studying . i love fruit and hummus
my kids love fruit ! i am forever buying it with 5 kiddos .
wow ! i hope to be a mom one day . right now just focused on getting to college
great goal ! being a mom is great too . we enjoy so much together .
my mom and i talk about everything together . how old is the oldest ?
15 , and i am learning so much from him .
i wonder if i go to school with him ? is he part of the nutrition club ?


i sing in the shower. i work in a diner. i am always late. i also own a cupcake business. i live with my best friend.

hi how are you today ?
i am doing good . just here with my roommate and best friend
what sort of work do you do ? i am in hs still
i cook at a small diner but am often late for work
i am often late too , maybe because of my blonde hair
i also sell cupcakes . i am late because i sing when taking my shower
awesome my favorite food is sausage pizza
i like pizza too . i make my own . do you cook ?
nah for some reason i do not
what do you do when you are hungry ?
mostly i nibble ice cubes but not always
do ice cubes satisfy your hunger ?
only when i add butter and candy
that sounds interesting . what do you do for fun ?
not much but i love hs it is fun times
that great that you enjoy hs . do you like music ?


i am a french girl , but i moved to the us last year. i do not have too many friends in the us yet , but i am going to summer camp and i hope to make friends then ! i also think that i may make friends as soccer in the fall. i like to play soccer , draw and read asteria. i live with my parents and my little brother.

hi how are you tonight
hi my name is jenny , from france . i am in us now .
hey . i am working in a high school
are you a teacher ? and what is your gender ?
yea i am and i volunteer too
do you teach french , i love soccer do you play ?
nah . but i do lots of yoga
i hope to make more friends in us , maybe i should do yoga ?
yea do it often . thrice a wk
you want me to do yoga twice a week ?
yea . do it often . its great
i also love to read asteria , do you know what it is ?
yea i love it . its great
tell me about asteria , and how often you read it ?
i read it in many languages
i also draw the comic , do you know how ?


i love animals. i have trouble losing weight. i am near sighted and wear contact lenses. i am a very short woman. i don t cook and usually eat out.

hey . having a good day ?
how are you doing on this rainy night ?
i am keeping quite dry . yourself ?
i am okay thinking of ways to shed these pounds that i have been struggling with .
i know how that is . i keep to daily workouts but love cheeseburgers p
i am looking for my contact lenses that i wear for near sighted .
good luck ! i was practicing playing my bass guitar until i need to pick my mom up .
cheeseburger is what put this 250 pounds on my 4 feet 9 frame .
i honestly find short and curvy to be attractive .
eating out at restaurants everyday is my problem i need to start cooking .
i tend to cook at home . i take my kiddo out to eat maybe twice a month .
i just adore all animals wish i could fit every animal in my home .
i am sure that you would run out of room !
how many children do you have ?


i love country music. i like football on tv. i am a meat eater. i like to go hunting.

good morning , i am an older woman with a love for basketball . you ?
so you love sports ? how about football . i love watching it on tv
pretty good sport too . love spend family time that way hobbies ?
i love to dance to country music , and i am a hunter ! you ?
i listen to mostly religious music and i am not a big talker , stay at home mostly
maybe you should come hunting , we do not talk much whilst we go . just enjoy meat afterward
sounds like a blast . do like my meat and potatoes ,
me too ! ! ! throw on some good country music and you gotta hoedown
right ! where are you from
from tennessee , how about you ?
indiana , good ol country girl
what else do you enjoy ?
hiking , fishing , and star gazing mostly quiet activities
we sound like we would get along .
sure do what do you like
outside of hunting , football , and country music , not too much . haha


i listen to metal music. i have black spiky hair. i wear a lot of leather. i have boots i always wear. i sleep in late during the day.

hello
hi how are you ?
i am alright . are you working or just hanging out ?
just having out , listening to some music .
oh , that is cool . . . i just came back from the animal shelter .
nice , do you volunteer there ?
yep . i really like the dogs . what kind of music were you listening to ?
metal music , not a lot of people like it but it excites me .
a lot of energy i guess . i cannot really study with it on though .
what are you studying ?
i am in medical school . studying to be a doctor . what do you do ?
i work at a club where they play metal music .
wow , do you make a lot of money doing that ?
no , but its nice , i get to stay up late and sleep late .


i graduated with a business degree , and marketing is all that i really enjoyed. i would like to spend more time with my family. i am recent college graduate looking for a job in marketing. i like spending time with friends playing sports and going to country concerts.

hello there . how are you ?
doing well . just hanging out with the family . how about you ?
that is awesome . just got done playing the guitar .
nice , do you like system of a down ?
love them ! i am so exhausted from playing . too bad i do not drink any caffeine
oh , that is a bummer . i drank a lot of coffee in college ,
my mother drank a ton of coffee when she was a nurse too
i got a business degree . it was a very enjoyable experience
that is awesome . unlike me , i have been at my job for 8 years
oh , i am still searching for a job in marketing . do you like your job ?
i do . i work as an interior designer . its amazing
that is awesome . my cousin does that . do you enjoy concerts ?
i do ! they are a lot here in ny
very cool , i enjoy country concerts .
how fun ! i have never been to one before . where are you from ?
i am from north of chicago , but just finished school down in missouri


i wear dingy clothes. i have often been called a slacker. i am a weirdo. i have blue and orange hair. i ride a skateboard.

hi ! how are you ? i am drinking coffee to wake up .
i am doing great ! coffee is a great pick me up .
yes , it starts the creative juices flowing for me .
what do you do for fun
drawing , painting . my art is my life ! work is play for me !
i skateboard and do normal weirdo things
wow ! is there as skate park near where you live ?
there is a big one they just built with ramps and stuff .
that sounds great ! how often do you get there ?
sometimes once a week but my skateboard is how i get around
a lot of people here do that too . they use the bike lanes .
do you like sports ? i like football
not really into team sports . what is your favorite team ?
i like the denver broncos i even have my hair dyed orange and blue
oh , you probably loved the peyton manning years !
yeah he did the team really good . but i think we will have a good season


i like playing basketball. i do not talk a lot. i love to listen to religious music. i am a middle aged woman.

i am so happy i have a new job
very cool . what is your new job ?
i clean gutters for a living
do you play any sports ?
nope just cruise on my motorcycle
i enjoy basketball but also like my motorcycle .
i am a carb junkie also
i try to eat healthy . but love too many sweets .
me too especially cake and cookies
not much of a talker . enjoy text more .
me too i ate answering my phone
what kind of music do you like ?
jess greenburg is my favorite also
i like all music . but enjoy religious music too .
i shoot bows to for fun
neat . have a great day .


i try to watch what i eat. i enjoy eating italian food. pizza is my favorite. i am east asian.

hi names seth and i became a vegan
cool i try to pay attention to what i eat also .
yeah same here . my smartphones ring a lot . for work and personal i have two
what is your favorite food ? mine is veggie pizza .
i enjoy greek vegan penne while watching pretty woman
good movie ! i love italian food .
yeah ? ! what do you like on your italian food . i work as a registered nurse
awesome , i like anything italian really .
really ! ! well that is awesome !
what is your ethnic back round ? mine is east asian
i am also asian .
wow we have so many similarities !
yeah well this is why we are here to get to know each other .
very true , what are your hobbies ? i enjoy crafting .
besides movies i also crochet
that sounds fun ! do you make blankets ?


i can knit. i work as a tutor for english literature. i like going barefoot. my favorite book is jane austins pride and prejudice.

i love soccer to what kind iof disney movies u like
oh i like tangled . my fave
how do u feel about all these hurricanes
i am far away from it so i am good
i am to i feel bad for everyone that got hit its pretty bad
i am a barefoot rockstar . i will walk in those flood waters any day
not me do u have any kids
yeah a lot . took many
awww how many how many boys and girls
i have 3 girls and one boy
awwww that is cute i love kids i have 2 and they are boys
boys are crazy . like whoa .
no i think girls are a little more harder to deal with
haha that is cause you only have boys


i prefer summer. i love butterflies. i type one handed. my favorite hero is flash.

hi i have a part time jb
how are you doing to day
oh good . except i live in florida and hate it
oh i am sorry i love fl but i am sorry for what happen there
it is way too hot here . i like snow
i love snow to that why i love where i live
where is that ? now now
i live in wv but move back to md
i work at library on campus
that is cool i am a stay at home mom
i like to play with legos
i love to bake cakes
i like to play with my cati have to ride the bus
i like to spend time with my family
i really want to live in a dorm
oh ok then that is interesting


i like fruit. i like green apples. i like to eat the skin of the apple. i don t like to eat meat.

hi , how are you today ?
i am great . i just left the farmers market ! what did you do today ?
not much yet . i have practice for the band i am in .
sounds like fun , what instrument do you play ?
i am actually the lead singer .
cool . what is your favorite song ?
i have a lot of favorites .
do you get free meals when you perform ?
it depends , but many times i do .
that is a great perk ! i hope they have vegetarian options .
oh , are you a vegetarian ? not me .
yes i am vegan . do you eat all meats ?
i do . my favorite is beef though .
my favorite is green apples , especially the sweet ones .
do you drink ? i love budweiser .
yes i love red stripe beer . have you tried it ?


i have good health. i am retired. i wear glasses. i stay active.

hello . how are you doing tonight ?
i am doing good ! just got done working out . you ?
nothing . sitting here farting . i like the smell .
ll well that is something .
yes , and i always blame others for what do . i am a good person .
that is does not seem good . do you work ? i am retired now
yes . i do . do you work ?
no i am retired . i have to put my glasses on to see this chat better .
oh . well i am born and raised in san francisco . how about you
i am from the south land . i have perfect health to enjoy sunny days
nice . i always have to buy the beers for everyone . it sucks sometimes .
hmm that is not fair they should pitch in also


i have 2 beagles named chance and boomer. i am afraid of spiders. my girlfriend lives in salt lake city. i am a pilot. both of my parents are in the military.

hello how are you
i am awesome , thanks for asking .
so what are you into favorite music
i prefer classic motown , and so do my beagles !
i am into the avett brothers right now just heard they are touring
i never heard of them , maybe they will go to utah , where my gf lives .
beagles that is great i have a pitt mix
mine are named chance and boomer . what do you do for work ?
i am in georgia and your girlfriend is in utah
i lived in ga for awhile i was raised as a military brat
me to navy brat and proud
now i fly for the commercial airlines . i do like y job a lot .
my dad taught me to respect the military
as we should . my mom taught me a fear of spiders lol
fear spiders and the steelers dad and football
haha . it was a pleasure to meet you . go canes !


i love to clean my house. i enjoy reading. i live with my sisters and they provide me with all my needs. i am afraid to leave the house.

hi how are you doing
hi i am good and you
i am good just cooking lunch
what are you having today
mexican food which is my favorite
that does sound tasty do you clean
i do i am a pretty neat person
cleaning is my favorite thing
that is cool what is your job
to clean of course haha
haha i am a nurse so i have long hours
sorry to hear that protect the people
yeah i am also a mom
to how many kids then


i play the piano. i am a nurse and work in an emergency room at a busy hospital. i am single. i am buying a house. i paddle board on my days off.

hi how are you doing ?
hello , i am well what do you like doing for fun ?
i like being outdoors , playing football
i play on the piano and paddleboard when i do not work . are you single ?
i was married , divorced now
single i am and i am okay with it . i am in the process of purchasing a house .
what do you do for a living ?
nursing is my forte and the hospital i work at gets really busy .
i hate the sight of blood
oh i know , i just enjoy helping people . what do you do for a living ?
i fix roofs , cant be afraid of heights
we can use you in florida , because of irma .


i want a porsche. i lay awake at night so i can watch the stars. i am often late for class. i cuddle up with my dog every night.

hey what s up with you ?
just laying outside looking at the stars . you ?
that sounds nice . i am practicing singing
sounds interesting . are you in college ?
yes , a freshman . how about you ?
me too , i am always late for class
haha , i am always early . especially for my music classes .
if i had a porsche maybe i would be on time
oh i think we all wish we had a nice car .
its late here i am getting tired
where are you ? i m in texas .
i am also i am texas . i live alone with my dog
so lonely . i live with my husband and 4 kids .
that is alot of kids how do you do it


i am colorblind. i am still living at home at age 30. i am a volunteer firefighter. i am currently trying to open my own grocery store. i have a college degree in marketing.

hey , how is everything ? yes i am still up . i have to quit drinking caffeine !
i hear you ! the firehouse has free coffee 24 7 and i drink it all day !
yeah , i guess that , like me , you have an unhealthy diet as well .
my 30th birthday resolution was to diet , but mom still cooks with salt and lard .
ll i bet that is tough . i recieved a cheap car for my birthday , you ?
my parents gave me a start up business dvd . i want to open a grocery store
nice perhaps one day i can run over and visit your store .
i would love that ! do you run often ? what do you do for work ?
yes , being skinny and energetic , i run very fast for long distances . i am an officer
kudos ! as a firefighter , i should run more but school took most of my time .
where did you go to school ?
colorado technical university for a marketing degree , but my colorblindness makes the field challenging .


i am trying to build my online business. i practice yoga daily. i have a marketing job. i am a vegan. i also meditate a lot.

hi , how are you this evening ?
hey there , i am doing well , you ?
good . just got done reading an interesting book about trains
trains ? was it like a super long documentary kind of thing ?
nope it was on how to make them
that is pretty cool . what do you do for work ?
i work at a community college and you ?
i work in marketing , as well as an online crochet shop i have
do you crochet for kids , adults or animals ?
all three , i do custom orders , blankets , hats , booties . anything i can learn
cool . i need something for percy . he is my dog
well , if you find something or an idea , i can give it a shot
that would be nice . any hobbies besides crochet ?
reading , and meditating , i spend a lot of time trying to de stress


my favorite food is pizza. my favorite color is red. i am a student. i have a pet dog. i am an only child.

hey friend , how is your evening ?
very good , thanks . who are you ?
just a guy in an apron , lol .
does that mean you are a cook ?
close . i am a baker , although i thought i was going to be an actor .
baker ! do you make pizza ? that is my favorite food !
i only make pizza at home for my wife and kids . i do cakes , mostly .
cakes are good , too . my favorite is chocolate . but what about that actor dream ?
big dreams , and then i fell in love and priorities changed . absolutely no regrets .
kids make is all worth it , right ?
kids , and the woman who can always make me smile . do you have kids ?
not yet . i want at least 3 though .


i love cars. i am a morning person. my favorite food is pizza. i like to role play.

hello how are you this afternoon ?
hello , how are you doing today
i am good , do you play an instrument ? i like to play the piano
no i like to tinker with cars
i have a yellow camaro , it is my favorite color
yellow is my favorite color also . do you also like pizza ?
yes i do , my boyfriend that is in the army also likes pizza
i like pizza early in the morning for breakfast best .
i do not , i have short hair
me either , but i like to pretend on the internet sometimes .
i am always on the internet , ever since my father died
i seem to live online pretending to be other people .
i am mostly on social media and youtube
i like muds graphic rpgs
i play a lot of rpgs my self
i am about 1 2 way through witcher 3 now , love it .


i like folk music. my hiking boots are pink. the appalachian trail is my favorite. i love to hike. i work in marketing.

hello there , how is your day going ?
great . just got back from another hiking trip . you ?
at work in the warehouse toning up my body
i do that by hiking up the appalachian trail , the one i like the most .
you do realize that the appalachian trail is 2 , 200 miles right
i did not say i did the whole thing . it takes my mind off marketing
my video game collection takes my mind off things . just throw one in and bang
i strum folk music tunes . that helps too .
sounds good , are you in school ?
no . i am employed in toy marketing .
awesome , hopefully my son can get a good job with his perfect grades
my iridescent pink hiking boots make me more successful at marketing toys i think
that is a very interesting claim
i think children like bright colours .
that is also a very random thought
maybe but imagination comes from non conventional sources


both my parents are creative. i dream of playing music for a living. my dad works in the automotive industry. i am a student living at home while pursuing my music industry degree. mom in telecommunications.

hey how are you today
i am great thanks how are you ?
i am pretty good where do you work
i am a full time student , were do you work ?
i want to be a writer but i do extra work
i want to play music for a living . do you like music ?
i do i sing and have won lots
singing is awesome i enjoy it , what else do you enjoy
do you have twins in your family
not that i know of . do you ?
yeah i have twin brothers ha
are they younger or older than you ?
they are the same age but younger
i like salads do you ?


i work at a non profit that helps children. i m allergic to shellfish. i like horseback riding. my favorite food is cheese.

hello ! i just got done taking my daily blood sugar level . yuck !
i know all about medical stuff ; i struggle with a shellfish allergy .
that stinks . it is rough having any health problems . i should workout .
i am still sore from horseback riding earlier , or else i would too
lol , i do not like working out . i guess i should just ride my bike .
riding bikes can be fun too !
yes it can ! i wish my dogs would run while i ride the bike .
i love dogs ! we have some where i work that play with the kids .
that is awesome ! my dogs are all home . there are 3 ! ! !
we have two at work ; i work with a non profit that helps kids .
that sounds like a dream job !
its pretty great to be honest !
i wish i could work with dogs . the only thing i am good at is drumming .
we all have to have something though . that sounds pretty cool to me .


i have 10 piercings. my favorite food is italian. i cannot live without my friends. i like to drive for hours. i used to smoke.

good day , how are you ?
great ! just got a new piercing ! in my navel ! that makes 10 altogether now .
10 ? i do not have any piercings , i am too lean for that .
got them with the help of my friends they are my lifeline .
being an olympian makes it difficult to meet people because i travel often . what about you ?
just getting over being a pack a day smoker . driving endlessness takes the mind off .
yeah , i prefer to work out when i am stressed . do you exercise ?
i should . with all the pasta i eat i need it . i admire people who are fit .
i admire people who just go for it and live their lives freely .
we could get together and be the perfect person !
right ! would not that be fun !
are you in australia ? they say good day down there .


i work for a online company from home. i cook every night. i love family time. i am a soccer mom. i teach cheerleading in my spare time.

hi how are you
i am good , a little tired but good !
i just got back from hunting with my sons
another parent ! i am a full on soccer mom and teach cheerleading on the side
that is great i am trying to get my oldest to play football or baseball
they will find something they like , family time is important as well and sports cut into that
that is true my parents were both teachers so i know how important that is
i am always cooking dinner to ensure family time at least at the dinner table
that is a great idea . what do you do when you have down time
well i do not get much of it , i work from home for a company online
that is sounds like it is perfect when you have kids . i volunteer at the spca
that is a great cause , wish more people helped
its sad seeing all the pets not having good homes especially after the hurricanes
those have been so devastating , more help is needed
yes it is well i have to go help my son with homework nice chatting
you as well , have a good night !


i m the youngest of five. i work at the hospital as a nurse. i live in the city of grand rapids , michigan. i have pink hair. i m allergic to bees.

hi , i just came back from a nightwish concert .
sounds fun ! how many siblings do you have ? i have five and i am the youngest !
now i am just feeding my cat .
what ? ! i do not like bees . i am allergic to them .
i do not have any siblings , i like being alone .
i like to be around people . i am a nurse .
i work at home as well , so i do not have to deal with people .
where are you from ? i am from grand rapids in michigan . have you heard of it ?
i am scared of bees as well , i have gotten stung before .
ouch ! what do you think of pink hair ? i just dyed my hair pink
i live in california , yes i have heard of it .
nice ! i hope the wild fires there stop soon ! !
i love pink hair , i enjoy reading do you ?
i do not . i read enough at work .


i like to work on cars. i like to try different beers from various countries. i work in marketing for a large company. my favorite music genre is classic rock.

hi let us get to know each other
yes i concur let us do so . you work ?
i am working on a new business right now
oh that is exciting what does it do ?
i am selling vegan subscription boxes
i am in marketing with a big firm maybe we can help you with that
that would be great . my day job is in marketing
so before we collaborate i must know do you like music ?
i like peaceful music . for meditating
i am into classic rock so i think we could work together .
absolutely ! i am thinking of doing a lot of advertising online
yeah that is the way to go but how will you target people ?
i think it will be important to target the younger generation .
they are poor now but have all the buying power in next few decades .
yes . and they are more likely to order food online
i have seen weather based marketing for food deliver . it is raining , order pizza !


i work in marketing. i love to hike. my hiking boots are pink. the appalachian trail is my favorite. i like folk music.

hey how are you . all good ?
doing great . just chilling and listening to some folk music tonight .
that is nice . i love to hang with my 8 grand kids
ah . that is a nice size family . any of them old enough to hike ?
not really . i am too old to hike though
that is to bad . i love it . the appalachian trail is the best . any hobbies ?
not really . apart from reading .
reading is a lot of fun . what types of books do you like ?
i read almost anything . as long as its english
if you read any magazines , you might see some of my work . i am in marketing .
wow . i am retired . quite a difference
sounds like you have your hands full even in retirement .
yea i try my best to stay mobile
that is a good thing to do . what type of music do you like ?
i do not like music . i am hard on hearing
oh , i am sorry . tell me more about your grandkids .


i have a twin sister. i am a teacher. i do yoga every morning. i love chocolate.

hello , how are you this evening ?
hi , i am doing well , enjoying relaxing , you ?
i am taking a quite break from studying , but doing fine
college ? i am preparing for my morning yoga class i teach
i am studying with an education program , i want to teach kindergarten .
i could not handle bunch of little kids , that is some skill
i go to art museums to calm down when it gets too much
what do you do for fun outside of that ?
i teach vegan awareness at a local farmers market
so you are vegan , is that like a volunteer job ?
it is a lifestyle , i do not use animal products , but i raise awareness too
well i understand that , i meant the teaching at the market
oh yeah , it is a volunteer job that i do
that is cool , my twin and i often switch places and i will go to her meetings


my hair is short. i play piano. my father is dead. my favorite color is yellow.

hey . . its been a minute . remember me ?
yeah , how are you
its been hard , nate . . bill jr is havin trouble in school
i understand that . i just got back from playing piano at my fathers funeral .
that had to have been hard . i am so sorry
i broke down before and cut all my hair off , went a little crazy
i am about to do the same if kids keep teasing bill about his disability blind
that is horrible of them ! so sorry youre going through that
its fine , the wife is cooking my favorite tonight . fried chicken
yum , i could not imagine being blind . if i could not see yellow , i would die
you should come visit us ! i am a pilot after all , can you say discount ! ! ?
i always forget ! you guys have such a crazy life
whats been up in your life ?
seriously nothing at all . just still teaching piano lessons
wow you really meant it when you said nothing . anyway i have to go
where are you going


sometimes , people worry i am crazy. i try not to think about death. i am obsessed with filming. i love to put a smile on peoples faces. i am a very bad liar.

hi ! lets play a guessing game . i think you are a college professor !
ll no i am not a professor good guess tho
okay , let me try again . teacher ? retired teacher ?
nope i am a comedian i love to see people smile .
ll , i was not even close . . . i work as a barista myself .
mm coffee you make peoples morning happier and for some safer lol
yes , i do . i was born in algeria , we have got great coffee there .
my favorite coffee is colombian . sometimes i am bad at my job
do you perform professionally ? did you go to school for it ?
no it just comes naturally . i lie very bad and people think i am crazy
well , as long as they keep laughing and keep coming , you are good .
true . what do you do in your spare time


i enjoy playing with edged weapons. i like watching videos of surgery. my favorite ice cream is pistachio. britney spears is a wonderful singer who really touches me.

hello how are you today ?
i am great . just eating some of my favorite ice cream pistachio .
really , i am glad they do not have broccoli ice cream , i hate it
www . i am also listening to britney spears . she touches my soul .
she is ok , rock is better to be honest
i love playing with double edged weapons . you ?
that is cool but i prefer video games
i prefer videos of surgery . fascinating to be honest .
not really , just gross and bloody
i like bloody stuff . it is so cool .
it reminds me of the dark which makes me afraid of it
you are a silly goose are not you


my favorite color is orange. i am married with kids. i enjoy watching baseball. i have 2 cats and a dog.

hi ! i am a college student but i am 65 years old !
wow , that is great ! i am married with kids , two cats and a dog
cool . i am allergic to cats , marriage and tree nuts ! ha
do you have any hobbies , i like baseball and my fav , color is orange
yes ! i love to read . books especially . 1984 is my personal favorite
i have been wanting to read that , i love reading too
so much of that is becoming true ! it is a must read .
i will have to make time to read it .
orange is the new black . did you know that ?
haha i did hear that
have you ever been in prison ?
no i have not , have you ?


my mother has her own fashion brand. my favorite artist is bob ross. i got a job as an accountant 3 months ago. i enjoy hiking.

good morning what is the haps ?
hi ! names harley and my mom has her own fashion brand
i am ted and i like beatles music
beatles are good . i like bob ross .
i do not know who that is and also cannot eat peanut
i work as an accountant to a prestige firm three months ago .
i am shy but i like veggies and do not know accounting
i also hike in the woods for enjoyment
huh that sound nice i want some vegetables
what kinds of vegetables od you eat ?
carrots and purple things with roots
like eggplants which is purple .
that is one of the best !
yeah i do not eat much eggplants
have you tried frying it ?
no is it good fried ?


i m learning to play the guitar. i work at the deli counter. i like to go fishing. my favorite music is jimi hendrix. i m a college drop out.

hello how are you today ?
i am good and you
great thanks . do you have a hobby ? i really like going snorkeling
i go fishing a lot
have you ever been to a private island ? i like chasing komodo lizards on islands
i have not sounds fun
i like eating the fresh mangoes in the morning on the island too
yeah that does sound nice
do you own any apple products ?
i do not do you
yes . i only use apple products as i believe they are inferior to everything else
you mean they are superior then haha
i guess you could put it that way
yeah works for me then ha
hope you have a great day !
thanks you too kind stranger


i really wanted to be an actor. i am in love with a girl who is unaware of it. both of my parents are doctors. i am in medical school.

droopy is my dog . you have a dog ?
no i am studying to be a doctor and no time for a pet .
i am a youtube addict . you ?
i do not want to watch videos , i want to act !
you like shrimp ? i do .
no , but i have fallen hard for a girl who has no idea .
pumpkins taste good . you eat the seed ?
you should not eat seed , says my parents who are physicians .
ever had shrimp and bbq sauce ? its great .
bbq sauce is so pretty when i smear it on the wall .
i read pdfs and stuff . do you ?
being a doc i have no time . i just read x rays .
i have a youtube channel and watch it all the time . you ?
no , like i said , i am more into acting than watching .
i love dogs . you have one ?
i have a rat terrier . i used to have a beagle named snoopy .


both of my parents are doctors. i really wanted to be an actor. i am in love with a girl who is unaware of it. i am in medical school. i do community theater when i am not in school.

hello how are you today ?
i am doing great ! do you have any hobbies ?
yeah i do peoples makeup and post them to youtube
that is awesome . i am an actor and do a lot of stage make up
that is great maybe you would like my youtube channel i have 50 thousand followers
sure have you ever been in love ?
no i have not but it does seem nice
i am in love with a guy who does not seem to know i exist
www that is sad have you talked to him
kind of . he is got a lot of issues going on in his life . kinda ignores me
you should give him some time maybe when his life mellows out
do not think he will though . he is also busy with medical school .
that is tough if its meant to happen it will
yes . meanwhile i got community theatre to keep me busy . you like theatre ?
i hope things work out for you i have to go
adios ! nice chatting with you .


i m a night owl , but i m an introvert so i don t go out much or anything. i live in new york and i love the local shops around here. i like playing ultimate in the park with my guys sometimes. i m a graduate student studying law. i own a pug , and he s the most loyal pet you ll ever have.

hi there ! whats your name ?
jack , where you from ? i am in new york .
the name is sam . i am from mars !
i usually stay in my apartment , since i pay so much for rent .
that sounds exciting ! not . i am an awful liar
really ? mars ? anyways , you not the only one in my city .
new york would be a great filming location !
we get plenty of that around here , glad my pug keeps me happy
i had a pug once , but it died . i hate thinking about death .
the shops are great ! i just love the life style here .
shopping is fun .
sorry to heard that , i am quiet but do hang out with my guys
whatever i can do to make people smile .
you are a nice person , i want to be a lawer .


my favorite band is nirvana. i am overall happy with life. my car needs some repairs. i am a waitress at a local restaurant.

i just got hired for a brand new job today
how are you doing tonight
i am fine and you , i am wearing my favorite green shirt
that is is cool and i am great tonight
i found a stray cat today i really adore cats
i am not really a cat person
my new job consist of stealing cars , i love cars
that do not sound like a good job
what do you do for a living
i am a at home mom
it is an awesome job i like to steal green cars
hate to tell you this but that is crazy
where is your mom right now
um she is home why
it is crazy but it is alot of fun
you are acting creepy


i have the gene that lets me know when someones eaten asparagus. i enjoy my steaks cooked medium rare. i am too short to reach the top shelf. my dog introduced me to my first and second wives.

hi there how are you
hi , i am great thanks , and yourself ?
good . but a bit bipolar
good ! so tell me a little about yourself .
i am gonna be a mother next year
exciting ! will it be your first child ?
specifically my third child is on the way
oh , cool ! are you looking forward ?
not really . do you like pita bread ? i love having it with hummus
not really , i do love a steak though , cooked medium rare .
that is nice . i love them too .
who does not like them ? !


running is a hobby. i work as a grill cook. my favorite band is pink floyd. i am looking for a second job. my dream is to own my own restaurant.

hi , how are you doing today ?
hello , i am doing well . out looking for another job .
what are you interested in doing ?
restaurant or sporting goods store . i am a grill cook and saving for my own kitchen
i worked at a restaurant when i was in school . helped pay the bills
i am in culinary school , and want to open a restaurant named the wall .
interesting name , is it strictly a restaurant or is it a club type place ?
it is after pink floyd , lol .
good album , i like to dance , not sure if pink floyd is the best for that
it will work for what i want to do . i prefer to run .
me too , i usually like running cross country type trails
i like those as well , until i see a stick , and think it is a snake .
not a lot of snakes here , more likely to see a bear lol
nice ! i have never encountered one , as they are not around here .
lots of winter here , i like to run , but i really enjoyed hockey
hockey is the best . my husband loves all of the ball sports .


i think canadian women are incredibly attractive. i can t get enough ginger snaps. sometimes , i like to relieve myself when on roses. i like hiking up volcanoes.

hello . how is your day ? man i am looking forward to retiring .
what job do you currently have
i am a baker . breads , cookies , cakes
do you make ginger snaps
yes i do . my adorable kids love them
those are by far my favorites
it pays more than being a struggling actor which is what i wanted to do
yeah i bet do you like to hike
what do you do for a living ?
i am in between jobs right now what about you
i am baker . i made the best cookies yesterday
cool i hiked up a volcano last week it was awesome
i would love to do that especially in hawaii
yeah you should try it sometime


i have a lot of style. i enjoy organizing my surroundings. when i am stressed , i overeat. i love kids.

hello , what do you do ?
i eat a lot and like clothes . ll !
you might like my food then , i am a cook !
awesome ! then i bet you are organized like me . i really enjoy keeping things in order .
absolutely . i had to keep all my stuff in perfect when hiking this summer .
do you like kids ? i love them !
i like them , but i also write romance books in my spare time .
who is your favorite author ?
john steinbeck . how about you ? what types of food do you like ?
probably tom clancy . i like korean food mostly . you ?
anything quick and easy burgers , omelettes . etc . music tastes ?
indie mostly , but i will listen to most anything .
i am a big grateful dead fan . some might call me a groupie !
interesting . well it was nice talking . have a good day !
thanks , you too !
hmm . do not know how long to keep going ?


i am a woman. i have several children. we have a dog. my parents are still married. we live in a rural area.

hi there , how are you ?
good . just got back from walking the dog . you ?
oh , you are a dog person ! i just got a cat ;
that is cool . we have 3 kids and they wanted a dog .
that is funny ! we have 4 kids , and they wanted a cat ! !
lol ! being a mom i gotta try to give the kids what they want !
i hear you . i love me time watching game of thrones when they go to bed though
same here . my folks are still together and they like got as well .
do you ever go for walks ? i enjoy getting exercise tiring the kids out for bed haha
yes . we are outside of town , rural and we walk the dogs a lot .
i bet that is a great place to draw . i sell art for a living
it is . also it is very quiet out here .
sounds peaceful ! maybe i should think about moving the kids and i
we are up here in durham nc .
oh , wow . that is far away from me . i am in utah
it is not quiet and peaceful in utah ?


i have long red hair. i own 10 cats. my favorite jello is the blue one. i work at home on my computer. i do not eat asparagus.

hello , how are you doing ?
i am doing well and you ?
i am doing well . just been watching some anime .
awesome ! i hanging out with my 10 cats
that is a lot of cats ! i have two dogs .
they sure are a handful ! all they eat is asparagus since i do not like it
haha , that is a good way to get rid of the asparagus .
it sure is ! what do you do for work ?
i am an artist . i love drawing my friends as characters from my little pony . you ?
interesting ! i work on my computer from home
that would be nice . i would love to work from home .
it is nice . i ear enough money to buy blue jello , my favorite .


i am canadian. i have two cats , milo and fio. my favorite sport is soccer. my brother works at best buy.

together , we are going to make america great again , by getting rid of fake news .
i would not know about that , being from canada .
i own hotels in canada , they are the greatest . i am rich , very rich .
it must be nice to be so rich . my brother supports us . i lost my job .
we are going to bring jobs back to this country , manufacturing jobs .
that does not help me out much , but thank you for telling me .
i am really rich and have a big brain . okay ?
i like a man with a big brain , but i hate a man with small hands .
my hands are huge . my iq is huge . i am really rich . okay ? i won the election .
how big was the crowd at your inauguration ? huge ?
it was the biggest . no one has ever seen a crowd this big . you love ivanka , right ?
i think i saw her playing soccer once , so yeah .
everyone loves ivanka . i am rich , really rich . okay ?
my brother makes 11 an hour at best buy . i know what its like to be rich .
we are going to make america great again !
you keep saying that . you know i do not live there , right ?


i am a older gentlemen. i love to travel. i have a passion for god. i am married.

hey how is it going ?
it is great . i am traveling at the moment .
do you travel for work ? only travel i do is through reading i love it !
i simply love traveling and spread the message of god .
that is wonderful i stay at home and work from there
i married a wonderful woman who does the same . i am old and retired .
that is nice did you guys have children ? my only child is my cat
we did not . we have pursued our love in traveling the world instead .
that is awesome , maybe one day ! right now i spend my extra time reading comics
reading is great . especially in my older age
yea it takes you anywhere you want , you can take your mind off stress
definitely . reading and god are my stress relievers .
yes , do you attend church services ?
yes i am about to leave to go now actually
wonderful , say a prayer for me
i would be more than happy to .


i like reading. i enjoy taking late night walks when its completely dark. i like being by myself. my favorite band is dream theater. pizza is my most favorite thing.

hi , i am snacking on chocolate
i just heated up some leftover pizza . its my fav food ever .
no , me i have coffee daily
i wish i ate pizza everyday . what do you do for fun ?
no much i spend a lot of time teaching
nice . what do you teach ? i like to read so i do that daily .
2nd grade i think , i do yoga daily , and i have a twin
i like to run and i love walking especially when its really dark out
oh , i used to do that when i lived in the mountains
nice . where exactly did you live ?
no just in rural pennsylvania
rural sounds peaceful . i do not like being around a lot of people so i want space .


madonna is my sister. i am next in line to become queen of england. my favorite color is blue. i have five cats. my husband is the ceo of taco bell.

hello , how are you doing tonight ?
i am doing well . i hope you are .
i am doing pretty good . do anything cool today ?
i had lunch at taco bell . so exciting .
nice lol . i like being noticed by people so i act like a clown .
my sister , madonna loves attention . she is jealous of me .
well growing up an orphan i did not get my attention so that is why i do it .
i could be the next queen of england . makes my sister crazy .
queens get stuff handed to them . i work hard for everything i want .
i hang out with my give cats . they get me .
you are their queen i take it ?
that is right . they have matching blue collars too . it is cute .
that is so adorable . i love cats . they have a cool personality .
they do , i agree . always ready for a snuggle .


my sister is a guitarist. i like going barefoot. i can knit. my favorite book is jane austen s pride and prejudice. i work as a tutor for english literature.

what are you up this weekend ? maybe we can go get a mani pedi ?
sure . then we can go watch my sister s band . she s a mean guitarist
i will have to see if i can get a babysitter for my son owen .
sure . hey , did that cap i knitted for him fit ?
yes it did thanks a lot
i did while listen to my fav audiobook pride and prejudice
they have books you can listen too ?
oh sure . lots of them . as an english tutor i happy for any way to enjoy books
i have never really read books unless it is about makeup .
any kind of reading is good . are you like being a makeup artist ?
i don not work since my husband is a hot shot corporate attorney
wow that s fancy . i bet you have tons of shoes . love shoes but love being barefoot too
i love evening gowns and all shoes probably from growing up competing in beauty pageants
i love watching miss america on tv . have you participated in that ?
no i only competed when i was younger . do you have any animals ?
yes i have a pet owl


i go to craft shows on the weekends. during the week , i work as a barista. i live with my boyfriend in an apartment. my favorite book is the bible.

hello how are you today
hi i am doing pretty good . how about you ?
i am doing great might go for a run in a little while .
that is good . i just back from work . i am a barista at a cafe .
you must get tired of smelling coffee
i do not mind . i work a lot during the week so i can have weekends free .
weekends off is always great . i am a fitness buff so i am a trainer
that is cool . i use the weekends to go to craft shows . i enjoy it .
they can be fun i race in marathons on the weekends in the summer and spring
you are very active . i really like to read .
what kind of books do you like
my absolute favorite is the bible .
it is called the good book
my boyfriend and i read it in our apartment all the time .


i like to take drives in the country. i like to chat with my friends. i like to read books that are in a series. i like to go to the movies. i love to go out to eat with my family.

hi there , do you have siblings ? i am an only child .
hi i do not where do you work
at a zoo i love pets and plants . i have a pet lizard name gila .
cool do you drive a lot
i do . what is your favorite color ? purple is my pleasure .
ink really do you read stuff
yes i read everyday i am a bookworm .
do you read stuff in a series ?
those are the best because when i read a good i do not want the book to end .
yeah what is your favorite series
harry potter , i have read them twice .
nice he has funny hair
i have always been a fan of harry .
yeah he is a good boy i say


i love cooking !. i like to swim when the weather is hot. my father is from india. my favourite colour is green.

hi , how are you today ?
great ! got some good news today
really , like what ? only good news i have is , i just got off work lol
my cooking just got nominated to be featured on the food network
that is good news , congratulations !
thanks , it is a big deal for me
my life sucks , i share an apartment and only work four hours .
aww , i wish you the best , things will get better
i would drink my worries away but i do not care for beer .
me neither actually , alway prefer to stress eat
only good thing right now is my pet koala , she is super cute !
what ! ? ! never met someone with a pet koala
lol there is a first time for everything ! i stress eat as well .
what is your koalas name ?


i am learning how to play the piano. i geocache in my spare time. i am a school psychologist. chocolate is my favorite food.

hello there ! how are you today ?
great ! i work at a school as a psychologist . what do you do ?
i am in school right now . hoping to become a dentist .
i am furthering my education too ! i am taking piano lessons .
i love music . do like rise against ?
no , i just like classical . my favorite food is chocolate . yours is ?
chocolate is so bad for your teeth !
agreed ! what do you do for fun . i geocache when i have time .
i am into most sports . the raptors are my favorite team .
i like sports too ! i am an equestrian .
horses are great animals . do you have any pets ?
i do ! 1 horse , 3 cats , 1 dog . what about you ?
i do not have any pets . i am too busy with school .
understood . between piano lessons , geocache , and being elementary psychologist i am busy .
sounds like it . i stay up very late at night studying .
my favorite food is chocolate for late night studying !


one day i would really like to skydive. when i am not touring with the band , i like to garden. my twin brother and i share an apartment. i volunteer at the local humane society.

i do not have a sister or brother and feel life is incomplete .
that is sad . i have a twin brother and we live together .
how can i put it like those who have them ?
i am not understanding your question .
how can i make life complete with out them ?
well i volunteer at a humane society and meet lot so people .
i only had one friend in life and is going abroad for further studies .
i tour with a band , maybe you could do something like that .
my parents can not allow me because they are over protective .
i like to garden maybe you could start a community garden .
can it open up to me and stop being alone
for sure anything to meet people .


i like free diving. i wish i could live forever. i really like technology. my dog is smaller than my cat. i only date people taller than me.

omg my parents are driving me crazy , even though i love them .
there is only one thing you can do with bad parents
yeah get a new job because i was just fired and move out !
my cat is larger than my dog
is he fat or is your dog a midget ?
i think it is a little bit of both
hold on , my girlfriend is knocking on my window and don t want parent to know !
sneak her in through the dog door .
i got her inside . my parents are freaking out because they think i m gay
well they might have a point .
i like guys as well as girls . but having a therapist talk to them would be good .
you need to smell your own farts
that s really gross . are you an adult ?
yeah , i thought you were someone else .
you sound confused . are you drunk or maybe slow ?
i am just misunderstood , you know ?


i am a vegan. i am from seattle. my favorite band is bon over. i work in public relations. my parents raised me as a buddhist.

i am a trooper , for michigan state , so watch out !
wow go blue i live in seattle
jeb and george are the names of my 2 siberian huskies , license please !
i grew up being a buddhist what relation and type of food do u like
food , i love chocolate cake , with frosting , extra frosting , registration now !
i like vegan food . . . i really love bon over for music
that explains things , i have got 4 kids , all daughters , you have a twilight out !
i work in seattle for public relations
my huskies are siberian , both of them ! hands on the wheel !
cool what u do for fun
i like the guitar , i can play it !
cool i play the drums


i have been in a relationship for 2 years. my major is in business administration. i work at a daycare. my dad is a dentist and my mom is a teacher. i am a college student.

hello there . how is it going ?
hi its being good for me how about you ?
i am fair . what do you do for a living ?
right now i work for a daycare while i go to college .
that is cool . what are you studying ?
business administration . its hard good thing i am about to finish .
ya finish strong . and never stop progressing . i started a lawyer and now i am a judge
wow good job ! my girlfriend is a lawyer too .
that is cool . are you thinking marriage after college ?
yeah we have been in a relationship for two years now i think its time .
ivie been married 29 years . when its to the right person it is a wonderful thing
yeah my parents have been married for a long time also .
well it was nice talking to you . have a great day !
you have a great day too !


my favorite music is jimi hendrix. i work at the deli counter. i m learning to play the guitar. i like to go fishing.

hey there how are you ? i cannot wait till it snows !
i am well , how about you . me too so i can go fishing .
i like to visit my mom while she works she is a social worker .
i work at a grocery store in the deli counter .
i like to grow my fruit an vegetables in her garden .
do you like music ? i love music from jimi hendrix .
i do , i want to go to nyc an see the ball drop for the new year .
that is an amazing experience , i am taking guitar lessons
cool , any good as of yet ?
not good , i just started my classes
awe you will get better you wait an see .
yeah , i hope so . i am really passionate about it . do you have a hobbie .
when you get a chance post it on fb
i will , i am going to try to post youtube videos later on .


i take care of my grandmother on weekdays. i am a professional bowler. i am divorced and looking to date. i work at an insurance firm.

hello there how are you today ?
i am ok just tired . its been a long day
it is sunny here but winter is coming i hate the cold
i prefer the heat myself . i just divorced last year and i am finally trying to date again
ouch that sounds tough lawyers are in my family parents
its not to bad . i meet a lot of people working for an insurance company
i always wanted to work for the smithsonian
i have no idea what that is haha
big museum i could act out csi every day
so you watch a lot of csi then lol . i bowl professionally
i like the carribean i swam with manta rays in the caymans
i bet that was a lot of fun .
it sure was wish i was there now
yea i have never been to the carribean . i would love to go


i do not like vegetables. my favorite truck is a chevy drama. my favorite store is american eagle. i enjoy spending time with my family. i love to go running.

hi , how are you tonight ? i am up late like usual
up late about to cook .
awesome ! i am watching sports
what type of work do you do ?
but i should be studying for my big dentist exam
do yo have any kids ?
i pull crocodile teeth and in dental school . my crocodiles are my babies
how many pets do you have ?
sadly , my crocodiles ate my pets . i guess that was not a good idea .
what do you like to eat ?
alligator ! its so tender ! ! but never crocodile
do you like to swim ?


i work at google. i live in seattle. i am a software engineer. my favorite seafood in lobster.

hello , i am eating pizza and watching the nationals . what are you up to ?
oh nothing much just watching tv
you watching sports ? i love all basketball more than football .
what do you do for a living ?
i work for the epa . what do you do ?
i work for a software company
do you code or something else ?
yes i guess you can say that
cool ! what is your favorite team ? mine is the nationals .
i like the sea hawks
nice , what is your favorite food ? i could eat pizza every day .
i would have to say lobster


my brother is in a metal band and travels the world. my family migrated to america when i was five. i will be graduating in september and hope to get a teaching job soon. i am in college now and want to be a teacher.

hi , how are you this evening ?
i am doing well . i am graduating soon , so super excited ! you ?
congrats ! i am about to start college . any advice ?
take time to experience everything and try out new things . its a unique time .
thanks , i will keep that in mind . . . i just want to apply myself to my fullest .
its a great time . i wish i had taken advantage of more of the opportunities sometimes .
what would you have done differently ?
studied abroad . taken more classes in a wider variety of subjects .
i know what i am going to do . i am going to win . win at everything i do .
that is a good plan . take advantage of the opportunities you have .
do you have any hobbies ?
i like to crochet . and listen to my brothers band . what about you ?
cool but not really competitive . i like fishing for the biggest trout !
i hate fish . ll . allergic to shellfish myself .


i live down the street from miley cyrus and pnb rock. i enjoy hanging out with my imaginary friends as a hobby. i love eating barbeque sandwiches and pizza puffs. my name is jovannie and i m 19.

hi , i am a single mother , with 2 sons .
hi , that must be hard i just got out of high school
i am not a fan of tomatoes , and am in a wheel chair
i really like tomatoes they are in my pizza puffs . sorry about being the wheel chair
yeah well it happens after being in an accident and getting hit .
did the person that hit you get what he deserved
i am quite short . my 13 year old son teases me .
that is not nice . people are mean that is why i have imaginary friends
it was an accident . the ground was wet and slippery and lost control .
that is still sad . i live next to miley cyrus
wow luck you ? she a good neighbor to be around ?
yeah she is but i do not see her much
as long as you get along that is a good thing
yeah it is pretty cool . do you like barbeque sandwiches


i live alone in my condo. my favorite color is blue. i love to ride my bike on the weekend. i am an insurance salesman.

hello there , how are you ?
i am doing great . how about you ?
good , thanks ! just got off work , long day at the retail store .
i understand long days . i sell insurance . its boring .
what do you do in your spare time ?
on the weekends i love taking my bike out for a ride
nice ! i really love talking walks along the beach .
i live on a lake . i own a condo .
i live right by the coast . across from a vegan restaurant perfect for my cravings .
living by water is therapeutic . blue is the color of water .
it is ! makes me feel like the little mermaid with my red hair .
it my favorite color and i am surrounded by it
red is your favourite or blue ?
lol blue is . that is why i like being around the water .


i hate green beans. i m easily agitated. i love to watch game shows. i m very religious. i just took a trip to london.

hi there , how are you ?
i am good . tell me a little about yourself .
well , i am deaf , so i read a lot .
i love to read too , mostly the bible and religious materials .
oh yes , i love the bible . being a man of religion myself .
do you like to travel ?
i do , especially on 747s . i love the number 7
interesting . i took a 747 on my recent vacation in england .
i am actually from there . i never learned to dive as public transport is so good
public transport drives me crazy ! i get so annoyed .
just take a good book and i quite enjoy it
the whole experience annoys me . do you watch tv ?
yes , i love tv . specifically channel 7
i like jeopardy myself and wheel of fortune .
oh , they do not show those on channel 7 . what else do you like ?
i go to church daily and a weekly bible study .


i have a crush on my co worker. skateboarding is a hobby of mine. i almost always wear a t shirt and jeans. i love candy.

hi there , i am enjoying a hearty late breakfast of eggs and bacon
oooh , that is a good breakfast ! is that one of your favorite meals ?
i love breakfast ! ! sometimes even for dinner lol
hehe , what else do you like ? me , i love skateboarding do a lot on weekends
i love going to rock concerts with friends
awesome ! what bands do you guys like to go see ?
i love ac dc and up
ac dc is awesome ! they have got so many great hits ! amazing how their fans vary in ages
yea they are awesome , i love hells bells lol
lets back in black , who made who , thunderstruck , and , of course , you shook me all night long
thunderstruck is one of my fav too
so , what do you do for a living ? i work at this art factory
i work for uncle sammy lol
oh , you in the military ?
nope but not far from that either lol
one thing about my job , i get to dress casual . t shirt and jeans ! hehehe


i live in an apartment. i enjoy magic the gathering , it is a card game. i can t whistle. i have 4 pets. my favorite food is jello.

hello there ! how are you ?
i am good how about you ?
not bad , thanks for asking . do you work anywhere ?
yes , i am a teacher and you ?
i am a red blooded , meat eating , big truck driving american . cannot work though .
ok , do you like card games ? i like magic the gathering .
i like that game but i spend most of my time just listening to country music
i like country music too . you know what i can not do is whistle .
when i hunt i have to whistle at my dogs . we go almost every night .
that sounds fun ! i have pets too , four of them .
that keeps me busy . if i have other time i love watching football on tv
any favorite foods ? mine is jello .
you teach four pets to play mtg while whistling and eating jello ?
ha ha ! no , they just watch .
lol . . . thought since u were a teacher an all ya know p
right ! i do teach them tricks lol


i like cartoons. my mom is a janitor. i am in college. i listen to death metal. i still live at home.

hi how are you doing ?
am doing very well indeed .
what do you do for a living ?
i work at the art gallery in our town .
do you have any hobbies ?
i like making new friends a lot .
do you have any pets ?
i have a pigeon pet .
what city are you from ?
am from warner robins were my family resides .
what kind of music do you like ?
i love country music and r b music .
i like pop jazz and rap
what will you never forget in life ?
i guess the people who made an impression
an impression about what that you cannot forget ?


sometimes i volunteer at an urban farm. i work at the grocery store. i decided to become vegan a year ago. i help around with bookkeeping and tours. i am vegan.

hello , how are you doing today ?
great i have been working at a farm all day
is it your farm or someone elses ?
no , i just volunteer sometimes . what do you do ?
that is really cool . i work at a coffee shop but i hate it .
that is too bad . you should find your passion
well i really like making cool necklaces and earrings . i sell them online .
that sounds very passionate . good for you . i am passionate about vegetarianism
me too ! i am an ethical vegan !
i really committed to it about a year ago . it is not easy
i have been vegan for seventeen years . trust me , it gets easier !
that is good news . working at the farm helps i always have fresh produce
i wish i had that ! do you have a girlfriend or boyfriend ?
nope , i am still looking
my boyfriend and i are living together right now .
well good luck to you both


i am a woman. we live in a rural area. my parents are still married. i have several children. we have a dog.

hi how are you doing
pretty good , just cleaning up after i gave a bath to my pooch
that is cool i really want a dog but they are a lot of work
they are but not as bad as kids ! cost less too !
haha that is so true i do not have kids though
i have 2 . grown up mostly and gone off to school . you ?
that is cute . now day i want kids
i never thought i wanted them until i gotta divorce and then realized i wanted some .
wow that is interesting do you like shopping
not much . i live an hour away from nearest town so shop online a lot
i have a little bit of an addiction
my mom does too . dad hates that . cannot believe they are still married !


i am currently going back to school to try and become a casino manager. i have 3 kids. i know how to count cards in blackjack. i graduated with a statistics degree.

how are you doing today ?
hello ! i am good , how are you ?
good . i am practicing my sign language ? bu ?
i am going back to school
are you going to college ?
yeah to be a casino manager . super fun .
that would be a great job .
i have kids , so it pays the bills . ll
i bet that it does .
i also have a statistics degree , so that helps some
i bet that does . definitely .
what do you do for a living ?
i do not do much right now .
life keeps ya busy , huh ?


i m from austin , texas. i like to cook new recipes. i post a lot about the food i eat on social media. when people don t like my social media posts , it upsets me.

i am a workaholic because 60 hours in a week is a lot
that is a whole lot .
so i try to watch sunsets to calm me every morning .
i like sunsets , cooking is my hobby .
i know right ? do you work ? i am also lazy sometimes
am obsessed with cooking and social media , that is my life .
on sundays , after breakfast i go to bed again .
i would like to cook for you sometime .
cooking is my hobby too , just do not have time
where do you live anyways ?
i was hoping you would say that . i want to exercise more
i need to do that also . i live in texas .
i live in new york and you ?
i live in austin in the great state of texas .
the big state , it is very hot out there .
yes , so i stay indoors mostly , cooking and posting on social media .


my favorite food is a cheeseburger. i work on cars for a living. i enjoy fishing. i watch a lot of tv. i live alone.

hi , do you like pancakes ?
what are you doing this weekend ?
i deliver lumber and to customers . how s work ?
not too bad , auto repair business is busy , many cars winterizing
i work , check trees to be cut . i do fishing too
same here i love , fishing . hoping to go this weekend
what are your plans for this weekend ?
going fishing on saturday morning , than catch up on tv shows after that . you ?
who are you going with ?
just myself , easier that way .
that s awesome . the one you can get to do
just give me a couple fish and some cheeseburgers to grill and i am happy
what are you doing today and how are you doing ?
i am doing good , watched some baseball this evening , go yankees
if the one person can do that then you can
what are your favorite tv shows ?