my name is sarah. i enjoy watching tennis and golf on tv. i teach 5th grade students near oakville , ny. i love to read and relax by the lake on the weekends.

hey my friend how are you ?
hello ! i am sarah . i am doing well . glad it is saturday . you ?
just went for a hike tired . city life is hard to sleep in .
i bet ! i live outside of the city and teach near oakville , ny
after school hard to find a job in the city your town sounds fun
it is nice . i can enjoy the lake and a few books every weekend .
all sounds fun and enjoy reading as well my friend
what else do you like to do ? golf or tennis by chance , like me ?
tennis sounds fun and just like to hike to get out of city relax
anything outside is enjoyable . what do you do for work ?
i want to become a teacher like to learn something each day you ?
i actually am a teacher , 5th grade
that good how do you enjoy it ?
i like it . i am glad i have hobbies to distract myself during the weekend , though
education is the key to success
i agree completely . i hope my students learn that


i love to hike in the summer. my favorite band is one direction. i love to ski in the winter. my name is mary and i m from colorado. the weather here is very cold , but so beautiful in the spring.

hi , i will try to make this fast for us .
hi my name is rob and in the winter i like to ski .
hi there . my favorite animal is a dolphin . what is yours ?
dogs . i was kidding about my name . it is actually mary . haha
haha . jokester . i can dig that .
i am . i live in colorado . how about you ?
cool ! i live in chicago . i hate it . my dad is an advertiser .
do you like music ? i do . for bands , one direction is my favorite .
i love music . i prefer alternative . but youtube has most everything .
how is the weather ? it is very cold usually but spring is beautiful .
very rainy . i love it though . perfect for my work .
in the summer , i have a love and passion for hiking . do you hike ?
no , i try to stay indoors .
i go out just enough to get some vitamin d and exercise . that is it !
smart to do though for your health .
i agree . i also like to eat just enough fruit and vegetables and lots of protein .


i have a passion for politics. i played football in college. i run two miles everyday. i ve been married for five years.

hello how are you today
good ! i was wondering if you are married ?
no i am not are you
i sure am . it has been five whole years , today !
wow happy anniversary to you and him .
thank you , you are so sweet . do you exercise ?
i do sometimes but i mostly do crafts its where most my money goes
oh that sounds super neat , what kind of things do you make ?
i build model cars and planes . i love taking pictures so have a dark room too
wow it sounds like you do a lot of different things , very cool
thanks . what kind of things do you like to do
i run a couple miles everyday to stay fit while listening to politics
that is great . keep up with news plus stay in shape
yep , it is a pretty okay lifestyle but i do get bored sometimes


i like books about trains. my poppa has a train set that i play with. i have a dog named percy. my cat died.

hi . sorry in advance my english is not that great .
that is ok , how are you this evening ?
i am okay . i just took my dog for a walk . you ?
i am doing ok , i have a dog too . his name is percy
that is a nice name for a dog .
i think so . he is a very nice dog .
i got my dog when i arrived from tokyo .
you are from tokyo ? that is so interesting
yes i am it is a great place to live but i am in la now
what brings you to america ?
i want to be an actor .
do you like movies then ?
yes i do . how about you ?
yea , i like them but i prefer books personally . especially about trains


i love going to concerts. i have a tattoo of an angel on my hip. i am a vegan. i study philosophy at mass. my eyes are brown.

hello , how are you today ?
i am well . thank you . on my way to a concert .
oh fun , what music do you listen to ?
indie , hip hop , oldies , etc . very open . you ?
mostly country , but i listen to other stuff sometimes on pandora .
i enjoy country as well . do you go to school ?
just finished . now i spend all my time working on my family dairy farm .
oh , that is amazing ! i miss all the fresh vegetables .
we have got a lot of produce , i do not really like eating it though .
have you ever wondered if you could change your eye color ?
lol no , i wear contacts and am just glad i can see !
well said . i have brown eyes . but wish they are blue .


i drink a lot of tea. i hope to one day be a published author. i love art museums. i work in a used book store. i write short stories in my free time.

hi names zach my dog name is oreo and we ride my harley on weekends
i like to visit museums on my bike to look at art on weekends
i took a chick on a date to a museum she was not into my beard
i get material for my short stories from the customers in the bookstore where i work .
8 play football with the boys
i write stories for children . maybe football would be a good subject .
i am 24 and own my home so i do not understand why i am single
i hope my stories will be published . tons of mint tea helps my creativity
i smoke herb for my anxiety
herb tea helps anxiety also .
well i got medical card so may as well use iy
yes you should . my big addiction is tea though .
i like asian style tea
i do too . i try not to spill it on used books at work though
yeah tea can stain i learn that the hard way
i also spend my break time drinking tea and writing stories .


i prefer vinyl records to any other music recording format. i think if i work hard enough i can fix the world. i m never still. i fix airplanes for a living.

hello good afternoon how are you
i am okay i just got back from work
i eat very low carb diet
oh no i do not care much about that
i enjoying watching movies
i do too what do you do for living
i am employed at a circus
what do yo do there
i juggle all the balls
wow i am airplane mechanic
i followed in my grandparents footsteps
wow were they working at circus
yes my brother does also
so it is a family thing


my mom and dad are both red headed. i speak fluent german. i tell bad jokes on purpose. i wish i was a tiger. i am six feet tall.

hey there how are you ?
great ! i am thinking in german right now .
where do you work ? i work as a cashier at a gas station
i do not work . i tell jokes .
huh ? i am moving soon myself to san diego
what did the fisherman say to the card magician ?
oh okay , i guess , i just turned 26 in may
pick a cod , any cod !
no clue go ahead an tell me
i love bad jokes . ha ! might have gotten it from my red head parents .
lol that is cute , like punk music ?
nope . not for me . i wish i was born a tiger but that was not to be .
my mother use to be a baller dancer she was famous
i am too tall for ballet . at 6 feet , the guys cannot pick me up .


i m looking for a job. i ve two siblings. i ve a dog. i m not very tall. my favorite color is red.

hello good day to someone out there
hi how is your weekend going ?
it is going well . i am hungry i have been on a diet
that is tough do you have something to take your mind off it ?
just working around the house . being a housewife keeps you busy
do you have any pets ? i have a dog .
not at the moment . i like dogs
i am thinking of starting up a pet sitting service . i need some money
that could be handy for someone
yep , what do you do for work , just a housewife ?
yes 32 years old and a housewife for 10 years
i see . you got married quite young then .
how about you are you married or are you single ?
not married i live at home with 2 siblings .
i see its great to have brothers and sisters
i agree , but not always having to live with them is good ,


my nickname is bubblegum. i have found the cure for the common cold. i love to sing in the shower. i am plotting on taking over the world. my brother and i have bright red hair.

how are you doing today
i am great ! guess what !
what are you going to tell me
today , i found out how to cure the cold !
what is the cure ? tell me .
no . it will be used to help me take over the world . join me .
why do you want to take over the world
to give red heads like me more power .
that sounds very interesting . why ?
i am not sure . just feels right . tell me about yourself . you might be a good fit .
i like to do experiments and cook
oh , experiments might be helpful taking over the world . i sing in the shower . is that okay ?
i do not really care
good . we shall work great together .
i do not know about that
why not ? i will call you lollipop . i am called bubblegum .


i enjoy reading. i work in the emergency room. i am a nurse. my favorite drink is dr pepper.

hi , are you single , dating , in a committed relationship or married ?
reading books is my favourite pastime
i love to read and do yoga . do you do yoga ?
i have a job in the e . r . department at a hospital
i have a job working for the newspaper .
i have a career as a doctor assistant
whats your favorite color ? mine is grey .
for a beverage i prefer dr pepper
do you have a passion ? mine is writing .
my passion is reading novels
are you in love with someone ?
nursing is what i do for a career
my career is working for the newspaper .
i like consuming dr pepper


my favorite food is anything italian. i love most music except country and jazz. my favorite book that i have read lately is middlesex. my favorite tv shows are forensic files and jeopardy. i am a gym rat that loves to play racquetball.

hi ! michigan state tropper here ! how are you ?
i am great , just left the gym .
and now its time for some chocolate cake with extra frosting , ah ? my favorite
i love everything italian , i had pasta tonight
do you live by yourself ? are you married ? any kids ?
nope to both . are you ?
yes , i am , and even have 4 daughters and 2 siberian huskies definitely crowded here
wow that is a lot going on in that house lol
yes , i entertain them all with the guitar . what hobbies do you have ?
oh i love reading , racquetball crime and trivia tv shows
nice ! what do you do ?
i work for a pharmaceutical company
great ! do you like it ?
its quite boring but getting people the medicine they need is quite rewarding
yes , you are saving lives !
and you are protecting and saving lives too


i live in the usa. i love pizza. i was born male and transitioned to female when i was 17. i was born 20 years ago. my favorite color is blue.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am great . i am transgender
if we are being blunt , i have a bipolar disorder , great to get that off my chest !
i would rather have that
probably not , being a mother of three it can be hard to handle
i am sorry . i am 20
best year of your life , two full decades
yes ! pizza is the best !
i do not eat much pizza , as a nurse i try to be healthy
well that is good . usually nurses smoke alot . stress
not in my family , we do not smoke at all
very good . i love blue . and the usa
blue is my favorite color !
yes ! it is the best . i love camels


i like to draw and paint in my spare time. i drive a four wheel drive vehicle. i wear a uniform to work.

hi
hows it going ?
good and you ?
doing well . are you at work ?
i am currently looking for work . just got out of school
right on . what kind of work are you looking for ?
marketing
would that include like creating logos and stuff for companies ?
more like advertising
gotcha
what do you do ?
i am a postal worker .
where are you from ?
florida . what about you ?
cali
nice .


i want to teach kids in elementary school. on weekends i like to go hiking. i just graduated college. my major was american literature and education. i live in a big city.

hey , what are you up to today
i was thinking i might go explore the big city i now live in , you ?
where is that ? thinking i will go grab lunch , i hate cooking !
san francisco . i just graduated from college and moved here .
oh i have never been ! do not travel much , i love my animals too much lol
i am hoping to get a job teaching elementary school kids here
hey i am an elementary teacher ! the 2nd graders keep me busy !
you are ? ? what was your major ? mine was american literature and education
elementary education with math major . pretty boring lol
well , what do you enjoy on the weekends ? i love to hike
i run to lose weight , hard for me ! i am slow cuz i am so shore
i am short too ! we should hang out sometimes
i think we have a lot in common . how old are you ?
i am 27 , how old are you ?


i would like to be a journalist one day. i often help her sort books in the library. my mother is a librarian. i love to read fantasy novels and poetry.

hi ! how old are you ?
hello i am 28 how old are you
i just turned 4 years old . what eye color do you have ?
cool ! my eyes are blue . do you like to read ?
i love to read . what about you ?
same ! i love poetry and fantasy . my moms a librarian i help her sort out books
really . i like to play outside . the sun is where i play my doll with .
that is cute ! what do you want to be when you grow up ?
i want to be an scientist when i grow up .
i want to be a journalist some day .
that is amazing . sleeping in my princess bed is very nice .
i forgot to ask what colour eyes you have ?
i have brown eyes and hair too .
oh that is great ! do you like sports ?
not much i like lunch that my mommy makes for picnic . what about you ?
no i do not play any . what lunch does she make ?


i like to go to the movies. i like to take drives in the country. i like to read books that are in a series. i like to chat with my friends. i love to go out to eat with my family.

hello how are you today ?
lets get to know one another , i am good . you ?
i am doing good . what do you like to do for fun ?
alot really , i enjoy going out to eat with family , going to the movies
that is nice . i really like to play tennis i always have .
i also enjoy reading books but they must be part of a series .
i do not read too much but i do like to draw especially coloring
driving through the country and just chatting it up with friends .
that is fun . i just drove up to the grand canyon .
cool ! enough about me , what else do you like to do for fun ?
i like to go to petting zoos . i really like animals
i do too but i have not been to many zoos
i hear there is a great zoo in san antonio .
never been there . would love to go sometime though


i love to play softball. my father was a dry wall finisher. i love history. my mother was an rn. i am a technician.

hurry up . i need to go meet up with my friends
where are your friends ? i have to go work on an electrical unit .
in lower manhattan . they are at a new bar
that is cool . my dad worked doing dry wall but i chose to go into electrical .
i do meetings . i get you and another guy on point to meet up .
my mom is a nurse and she is good at what she does . cool .
my mom lives over in seattle and i visit her whenever i can
meetings for what ? i go to school and study history .
i coordinate anyone anywhere . i help the doers in the world make connections
sounds exciting . i play a lot of softball in my free time . you ?
travel . i love getting out on my bike and just driving
nice . i bet that just lets all the worry disappear for awhile .
oh , yea ! sometimes gotta leave the husband and kids behind and just embrace the road
i wish i could do that .


i listen to country music. i worked as a clown in the circus. i like to surf. my mother is a school teacher. i am a reality tv star.

hello ! how are you doing today ?
i am doing well ! i just got back from surfing
nice ! i do not go in the water myself . i like fishing
ah ! what else do you like to do ?
probably play outside with my dog . she is a black lab
very fun , my mom , a school teacher , also has a lab
they are good dogs ! do you like any music ?
i love country music , how about you ?
my fave musician is named charlie daniels
devil went down to georgia is one of his more well known songs is it not ?
yup ! my husband is not a big fan , though
oh that is unfortunate . does he like clowns ?
he is neutral on them . i like them ! you ?
yeah , i use to work as a clown for the circus at one point


i am funny. i have sausage fingers. i am bloated. i can draw. i like sprite soda.

hello , how are you ?
good how are you ?
i am okay .
what are your hobbies ?
i play the violin , shopping , netflix . how about you ?
i really like to draw
that is cool . what state do you live in ?
i live on the west coast what about you ?
i live in north carolina . i never been to the west coast .
the weather there is so nice
it is i love being near the ocean .
i wish i was somewhere warmer it rains a lot where i live
i use to live in nebraska so i will take this weather any day .
oh wow


my favorite food is pizza. i am a freshman in college. i have never broken a bone. i love cats.

hi how are you today
i am just hanging out talking to many people at once . you ?
same haha do you work
i go to school . tease my cats . eat pizza . what about you ?
pizza is the best food
i am addicted to this place down the street . its super fire pizza
that sounds great do you read
sometimes . usually non fiction sometimes some sci fi
i love to read all the time
what is your favorite thing to read ? genre ?
i would say fantasy probably
like 50 shades of gray type of fantasy ?
no like dragons and stuff yuck
haha . just wondering . so like game of thrones ?


i hate tofu. i drive a prius. i work for a large law firm. we own our home.

hi , any truck drivers like me out there ?
not me . i drive a toyota electric that starts with p !
cool ! and where do u drive 2 ? i go camping on weekends .
i use it mostly to commute to my job as an attorney .
i use my truck to deliver bake goods in new jersey . you married ?
yes . for 4 years . we just finished paying off our mortgage last week !
congrats ! i have a wide and 2 kids who love going camping with me . hobbies ?
i love to cook . anything and everything . except tofu that is . you ?
sorry , meant to say wife but she is a bit wide too . . . ll
haha ! just do not let her hear you say that !
i am whipped , i admit it ! ! ll i like baking and i sell my own goods .
oh that sounds like fun . the selling your goods part , not being whipped . ;


i drive a yellow convertible in the rain. i like spreading laughter and love everywhere i go. i work as a lifeguard at a beach. i m a breath of fresh air.

hello how are you tonight
i am well how are you ?
i am well just reading a book and doing this
cool what are you reading
i am readin tommyknockers by stephen king right nwo
nice i have only ever read the dark tower by stephen king . seen it yet ?
no i never have i will have too
yeah i will see it eventually . where are you from ?
i am from ohio where are you from
i am from mississippi . just moved back here from austin texas
that sounds very cool i bet you like it
yeah it was pretty cool got to go to shows . very pretty place to live
it sounds wonderful i am glad you are happy
yeah i just quit my job i am feel pretty groovy
that is good i hope you have enough to get by
eh kind of i do odd jobs here and there . i trade forex too


i have two dogs. i am close to both of my brothers. i work as a secretary at an insurance agency. i travel every year to disney world. i like to read true crime novels.

hi how are you doing
i am doing alright and you
good do you like sports
yes i do i love football
i am on a football team its so fun
that is cool i love the steelers and seahawks
that is cool i play in college
that is cool i beat you love it
i do college is amazing
what are you taking in fl
i am not sure what i want to do yet i just started this year
that is cool i want to do something with medical


i enjoy golfing. i love my work and just got promoted. i work for a large law firm. i am married with three kids. i listen to classical music.

hi how are you i am driving my truck today .
hey there , i am good , bout to go golfing
golfing sounds like a lot of fun i never did that .
its pretty relaxing , takes the stress off from work
great i am glad you enjoy i go camping on the weekends .
i wish i had that time , i am a lawyer , even when i am off , i am not
oh that must be very interesting i just drive my truck .
for work ? or just for fun
i drop off baking goods in my state where i reside .
oh that is cool , do you get to travel any ?
my wife and children go camping with me for fun .
my three children do not really like the outdoors much , they like princesses
cool i like to play base ball it is the best sport .
i have a hard time watching baseball , its very long


i have traveled overseas many times. my mother is a well known celebrity. i have been on the tv news six times. i am a civil war reenactment participant.

hi there . how are you today ?
i am good . just a little jet lagged . you ?
oh , where are you coming from ? i am good .
europe trip with my mom . she is kind of famous . blessed .
oh . i just moved to sweden a few months ago .
is it beautiful have never been
you should come ! you would love it .
think i would . how are the people ?
everyone is so nice here .
really ? that is cool . wish that were true !
i am always losing something , what about you ?
used to . the key is to have a home for important stuff .
yeah . i lose my keys , my mind , my shoes , everything .
loosing your mind too ? that is good sometimes .
sometimes haha . what is your favorite band ?
a band called incubus . love .


i only wear tennis shoes. i live near the ocean. my favorite author is jane austen. i eat a lot of fish. i own a boat.

good morning how are you today
hey there how are you ? i like nikes only .
i was on a cruise ship
i am well feeling way better today , you ?
glad to hear that . i am going shopping
like books ? i love jane austen
i love books by stephen king
what type of shopping you going too ?
clothes and purses and shoes
i would be scared reading his novels on my boat lol
i do get a little scared but that is what makes it fun
where at ? i need to go shopping also soon .
it is fun but i go broke so fast
i live near large bodies of water , it can get scary but good for catch


my favorite tv shows are forensic files and jeopardy. my favorite book that i have read lately is middlesex. i am a gym rat that loves to play racquetball. i love most music except country and jazz. my favorite food is anything italian.

hello ! how are you ?
great , read any good books lately ?
i have not , other than textbooks . i am a student . you ?
i read middlesex and its become my fav . i play racketball at the gym constantly .
where are you from ?
texas no floods here mostly watching fav shows on tv
i am glad to hear you are safe . i live in new york .
i like jeopardy , forensic files , and csi mostly . what part of ny ?
manhattan . tiny apartments ! you must really like tv
whats your fav music ? i like all of it . . . well , not country and jazz .
i like jazz . anything my cat likes , i like .
ll and what is your fav thing to eat ? i like everything italian .
whatever the deli down the street has on special lol .
that works . so how old are you ?
i am 21 . you ?
i just celebrated the 24th anniversary of my 29th birthday .


i wear contacts. i hate carrots. i am very athletic. i have brown hair.

how are you doing today ?
i am excited to get to know you , so tell me a bit about yourself !
well , i have people who help me clean !
that would be nice ! i wish someone would clean my contacts . . . my eyes are a bit dry .
well , hiring people is easy ! did you know that my wife is miss usa ?
you sound rich . . . do you think she was after your money ?
no , she is the sweetest person in the world ! i love her !
lol . . . i was just joking . what kind of foods do you like ?
well , i do like cheese cake ! ir is yummy , but i prefer chocolate cake ! yum !
i like any kind of cake but carrot . . . yuck !
i have a little extra money , so i have started christmas shopping !
i thought extra money , the cake were both lies ! ? ; p
well , i kind of have more than i know what to do with ! p
if you would send me some , i could afford to have my brown hair dyed !


i like to remodel homes. i like to shoot a bow. i like to go shopping with my daughters. my favorite holiday is halloween.

hi ! did you catch my basketball game on tv tonight ?
no i was working on the new fixer upper
that a great excuse ! are you remodeling a home ?
i am ! its a lot of work but its fun .
i am sure ! when i retire from the wizards , i would like to buy some property in maryland .
beautiful state . i went on an archery trip out there last year .
that sounds fun . i would love to get a place on the eastern shores . good hunting .
property is high there but should not be an issue with your bb salary .
i make about 35 million a year . i think i can swing a small place .
the girls and i will have a challenge buying a house warming gift !
how are your daughters ? no gifts , needed . just come teach me archery .
daughters are great love to shop ! i just shoot for fun no actual hunting .
what kind of bow do you use ? i was looking at compound bows .
one like robin hood ! my favorite to dress as for halloween .


now i also work at a bank. my father used to work for a bank. i live in the city. i grew up in the upstate. i went to college and graduated few years ago.

hi how are you doing ?
i am doing well thanks and you ?
i am good just sitting at home with my parents
where do you work at ?
i work at sears and i am in love with one of my coworkers
have you told her about it ?
no i am too afraid she wo not like me
well you do not want to sulk and wonder what if all your life
yeah but i love rpg games i do not think she will like me
then pretend she is an rpg quest
but she has to agree plus i do not think she would like my friends
well what does she like about your friend ?
she does not know them but we play tabletop games together so we are nerds
well if he is a nerd then do not be scared you nerd
yeah i am a nerd i even use an inhaler
well give yourself a shot and muster up some courage


i m never still. i drive junk cars that no one else wants. i fix airplanes for a living. i prefer vinyl records to any other music recording format. i think if i work hard enough i can fix the world.

hi ! how are you doing today ?
i am great , how about you ?
i am doing pretty well . i am planning my winter trip to florida .
oh fun , where are you going ?
i will be spending some time in miami .
are you flying ? i work on planes for a living .
yes i will be flying . driving takes too long .
i agree . flying is more fun . i need to be moving at all times .
i like taking the train sometimes too . but not on that long a trip .
i am really into junk cars so i travel a lot to find those .
do you like building new ones from them ?
no i just really like a good deal .
ok that is cool as well .
do you have any interests like that ?


i married my high school sweetheart. i have 3 kids. i do not eat healthy. i need a soda with me at all times.

hello how are you doing today , my name is susan with 5 kids
hi ! you beat me i have only 3 !
yes , i love my kids and draw and watch movie with them
you must love your husband too . mine and i were highschool sweethearts .
i am single person who dedicate time to my kids and do craft
do you work ? how do you manage with 5 kids as a single parent ?
i work at a pet store and restaurant
do you have time for hobbies ? what crafts do you do ?
i do painting and face painting
the kids must love that ! i wish i could do and eat more healthy stuff .
yes , eating healthy is the only way to go
unfortunately , i am kinda addicted to soda .
i love soda , but i stop drinking becuase to much sugar
i justlove hte taste of soda and unhealthy food so much hard to break the habit


i am mixed with puerto rican and chinese. i like listening to blues music. i speak english and spanish fluently. i am from germany. my favorite artist was prince.

do you like the sport of archery ?
i do but i have not tried it too many times
how many times have you tried archery ?
just three and over the course of many years
that is great , i really enjoy archery .
cool do you complete with it
not yet , i hope to in the future .
cool what music do you like
i like all sorts , what kind do you like ?
i was really into prince
prince ! i have not listened to prince in ages !
yeah those songs are so great
you said you were into prince , what do you like now ?
i am trying to find a new artist that i like there are so many


i work in a coffee shop. my parents live across the street from me. i love to read true crime books. i m in grad school.

hello how are you ?
i am fine , how are you ?
great ! just washing some jars i bought off of amazon . what are you up to ?
i am a grad student , so i have been studying
what are you studying ?
i study biology and i work as a barista as a coffee shop to pay for school
fantastic ! i drank a lot of coffee in 2004 !
i wish i liked coffee , i need it before class
i understand , it is very useful .
sometimes you just need that spike in the morning
i completely agree . do you have any hobbies ?
i like to read , specifically true crime books
i collect bugs , and sometimes they eat each other . which is a crime .
that sounds like a waste of collecting , if they eat each other


my favorite color is red. i am a student. i have a pet dog. i am an only child. my favorite food is pizza.

good afternoon how are you ?
good afternoon . i am doing well how are you
i am well thank you . my name is lucy .
nice to met you . what do you do for a living
i work as a writer for a living . and yourself , do you work ?
i am in college now i am a science major
very nice . what is your dream job ?
i want to be a biochemist
that is so cool . i dream to someday be an actress .
that is a cool career . have you ever taken acting classes
a few here and there . how many more years of school you have left ?
i just started so a few years . do you have a favorite color
i tend to lean toward zebra print , which is my favorite animal . how about you ?
i love red more of a light red tho .


i have 4 daughters. i am an athlete. i like to go fishing. i race cars for a living.

i love drinking coffee every morning
me too , especially with four daughters
that iss good your daughters love sun ? during sunny time i will hangout with someone
yes they do we usually go fishing in the sun
can i can say that i like you right now ?
no , why would you like me ?
i just felt it and i know you like me too .
no , i rather spend my time racing cars
that is sad i feel like no one wants to be my future wife .
well i have been an athlete for years , you will find someone
i know that but i want you can we be together ?
no i have children to take care of are you going to do that ?
yes i will i want you and me in the future i will force you .
you can not force me to do anything
i can do it because i am handsome and have big muscle .
well your personality is poor


i do not like music. i have lots of friends. i have red hair. my name is nick. i like to ride my scooter.

did not see you there . i was watching a little bit of fist of the north star .
hi how are you doing ?
i am okay , i guess . i have gotta go shopping for groceries , but there is a problem . . .
what is the problem huh ?
i do not really like people . . . i always end up mixing up my words .
i do not like people either
yeah . hey , man , do you like anime ? you seem like you would love it
i like attack on titan , u ?
i like it all . there is some time on my hands , so i usually watch the movies .
have you seen the new dragon ball ?
i have not had the time to watch super ! my dads got me working the store .
what kind of store is it ?
its a tool store . sorry man , i have gotta go get the groceries . later !
youre not finished with the chat


i hate flowers. i play the piano. i make my own clothes. i ran into jimmy fallon just the other day.

i am sitting here playing the guitar and wanted to say hi
hi . the guitar is cool , but i personally prefer playing piano .
i took lessons years ago and i am not very good , but i love listening
that is nice . what else has been going on ?
i am looking for some new vegan recipes online and cannot seem to find anything good
hm . i do not know much about that . i am more into making clothes than food .
that is neat my aunt mary used to sew , she is gone i miss her
i am sorry to hear that . its a good skill to learn .
yes , i made some pants in school many years ago . . . lol
ll . where are you from by the way ?
i am from indiana and you ?
new york . . . its kind of nice because i run into celebrities on occasion
that would be a busy place for me to ride my bike lol
oh yes , its very busy


i like to shop. my parents pay my rent. i graduated college and immediately went to graduate school. i am a vegetarian but i eat fish , especially sushi. i love my dog.

good morning ! how are you today ?
great ! working hard studying . in graduate school .
awesome ! what are you studying ? i am currently trying to get back in shape
i am going to be a doctor . my parents have been supportive paying my rent !
wow you are getting more out of life then i am . i just have hobbies
what hobbies do you have ?
i enjoy running and that allows me to eat a lot of protein
nice ! i like shopping , hanging with my precious dog , and eating sushi .
would you be interested in canning or whittling ?
sure ! i like learning new things !
that is great to hear ! maybe you can teach me about the different sushis
i would love to . i do not eat meat but try to make up for it with sushi .


i like sleeping. i watch youtube videos. i write. i work at mcdonald s.

hi . how are you doing today ?
not bad , since i just got off work . it was busy !
cool . where do you work at ?
working at the golden arches for the time being !
great . do you like it there ?
are you kidding ? of course not .
i have a youtube channel . i like it .
what is it called ? i will check it out , holmes .
it is called make up magic . i do makeup tutorials bro .
cool ! did you study that in school ?
yes i did . it was fun .
where did you go to school ?
on the west coast . i went to stanford .
cool ! i like the bay area . you live there now ?
yes i do . it is very nice here .
i live in seattle . people say it is kind of similar .


i am content with my life. i am very shy. i have never had alcohol. i own a dog who is my best friend. i sing in the shower.

hi ! how are you my name is kate .
i am good how are u i am liz
i am well . liz is a cool name is it short for something ?
it is short for elizabeth
that is cool . do you have a boyfriend liz ?
yes i have a husband what about you
no , i only date men taller than me so i dumped my last man .
oh damn i am sorry to hear that
its fine ! i am more focused on my free diving right now .
this cool what do you do for fun
pretty much that is it free diving makes me feel alive !
oh ok that is cool i like to play sports


i am a student. i am in an education program , and hope to teach kindergarten when i graduate. i just started dating someone new. i am a vegan. i like visiting art museums in my spare time.

hi nice talking with you today . how are you
good ! just got back from visiting a local art museum ! you ?
that sound very interesting hope to visit one soon .
yeah now i have to study , which stinks .
try not to let it stink look on the good side of it .
true i want to teach kindergarten when done with this education program . you ?
well i am a grand mother love to make clothes for the grands , good luck
that must be fun ! what types of clothes ?
diffident dresses , sleep wear pantsuits caps
nice do you cook for them ?
yes a hold lots there favorite is pizza
i love pizza but am vegan so there is limited i can have
ok , did you dream of being a teacher
yes always hoped to be a teacher for young kids


i work at a hotel overnight. i enjoy video games. kpop is my favorite music. i eat more junk food than i really should. i write in my spare time.

i like to go to clubs and party . what is your hobby ?
hi how are you today ?
just being my fabulous self .
oh well confidence is very good
i have bpd but i am still awesome .
that does sound nice do you eat ?
everyone eats . bpd is not nice . it is a metal issue .
do you like junk food then ?
i love it . i just had some cheese crackers .
nice i only eat junk food
nothing else at all ever ?
what is the point huh ?
super unhealthy . i do try to eat better but have junk food as a treat .
doritos are very good yeah
i like cheetos . i also like crackers .
yeah i think cool ranch is the best


i like to paddle board. i like to swim in the lake. i have been to every state except alaska. i love cabins in the woods on the lake.

hi how are you doing tonight i am fine and you ?
i am ok . thanks for asking . i am sitting on the cabin by the lake .
oh that is relaxing wish i was , sounds like fun .
it is . i swim in the same lake , it is quiet . very nice .
yes i bet the lake is nice and cool .
it is . it is a good place to paddle board . what are your hobbies ?
i like to do hair and make up i am also a great cook .
would love home cooked food . i eat gas station food a lot .
my motor just continues to run it will not stop . the food is okay .
i have eaten in every state except for alaska . i want seafood from there .
my employment is fixing semi trucks for a living .
that is cool . i like to take rides in semis .
great my dad used to drive too . he died some years ago .
my sympathies . i do not have any family . i was adopted .


i just started college. i have 3 science classes. i work part time in the campus library. i am living at home but hope to live in the dorms next year.

hi how are you doing
great ! just got off work and relaxing before i study
nice where do you work
the library on campus , it is part time but really peaceful and easy
that is cool i just live off my girlfriends salary
i live at home , next year i want to move on campus though
that is cool do you like to cook
i do , i make this one dish with pork marinated in catalina dressing , its good
that sounds so interesting i like to cook brunch on the weekends
i do not cook a lot . this semester i have 3 different science classes
wow is that your major ?
chemistry , but have a minor in biology
wow what do you want to do after school
ideally i want to work for an energy company working on new energy and fuel sources
cool i wish i knew more about science
it is difficult but i do enjoy it , just takes a lot of studying


i like rock music. i like basketball. i work at mcdonalds. my name is gerald.

how are you doing today ?
i am doing great . how are you ?
just peachy i just got my new laptop in . i love technology
i am not too great with technology . i am more in to basketball .
i have never been athletic . i am more into making websites and reading news
that is cool . do you listen to rock music ?
i listen to it while i try and play the stockmarket
i do not know anything about the stockmarket .
it is very hard you have to know when to buy and sell .
are you good at it ?
sadly i am not . i just want to make easy money
it does not sound like easy money to me .
i have found the easiest money is making websites for people
i have wanted to learn how to do that . working at mcdonalds sucks .
i like to make websites that allow me to read the news
sounds like fun . do you make good money ?


i have two cats , milo and fio. my favorite sport is soccer. my brother works at best buy. i am canadian. i love video games.

when are we having a carnival again in the city
i am not very sure , i just arrived from canada
you are welcome and what do you love most about canada ?
well defiantly not weather lol . i love being outside playing soccer
okay , where are you from ?
ontario . my brother just started working at bestbuy here in the states . so i came with him .
do you have an idea of cheap apartments in your area ?
yea kinda , i am very limited on my options because i have two cats , milo an rio .
do you stay with your brother or alone ?
that is creepy . do you like video games ? i love them .
no i like board games a lot .
well that is awesome . nice chatting with you ! bye
have good times and may the almighty protect you .
what do you think of my two cats names ? milo an fio


i got married 10 years later. my favorite color is red. i escaped and later became a carpenter. i was a slave for 10 years.

hey whats going on ? where are you from ?
hello , how are you ? i am well now that i am not a slave .
what do you mean a slave ?
i was housed as a slave for 10 years . i am now a carpenter .
holy cow i am so sorry that happened to you . . . . that is terrible
what do you do for a living ?
i am unemployed , actually looking for work now
hoping you find it soon . i escaped and ten years later i am now married .
well that is awesome . i am glad you got out of there and doing well
thank you . what is your favorite color ? mine is red .
i love purple actually . my mustang is purple . my second mustang
do you have any hobbies


i am the worlds best aunt. i love trips to the beach. i am in my last year of grad school. i am obsessed with my dog.

hello how are you today ?
i am great ! how are you ?
i am doing very well thank you , right now i am planning a party
oh that is great , for whom ?
for my client , its going to be a clown party
i just had a party for my nephew , it was zoo themed .
how old is he and did he like the it ?
he is six , and he loved it ! i dressed my yorkie as a lion 3
that is very cute lol , does he love mother russia ?
haha i do not know about that but he loves bingle as much as i do
you should tell him how great it is to be red instead of dead
well maybe , but i think my seminar professor would disagree
why is that ? would they also think being in a cult is bad ?
she is a political economist with dim views of socialist autocracy


i still have a thick accent so words like hippopotamus are difficult. my dogs name is wonton. i teach both japanese and drawing classes. i came from japan to teach high school over 10 years ago. i am still single at the age of 35.

hi how are you
good , thanks . how about you ?
good what hobbies do you have ?
i spend time with my dog , and i like drawing .
that is fun ! i like to play soccer
cool . i am not great at sports , but that is okay .
that is ok i just moved here from france !
oh nice . i came here from japan 10 years ago to teach school .
that is awesome i am only in third grade
oh boy ! well , i am 35 and single !
haha i am trying to make more friends at camp since i do not know anyone here
oh i hope you do . i am sure you will !
thanks !
do you like dogs ? i have a dog name wonton .


i am fifteen years old. i just started the tenth grade and my concentration is in science. my family has three dogs and my dog is named maddie. i live in america in the state of florida. i have braces.

morning ! i am at starbucks using their wifi . what are you doing ?
i am like 15 and doing science and stuff in hs .
cool ! i just dropped out of college . stay in school ! !
from florida school is not important here
sad . i am outside la . living in my audi right now .
that also sounds sad . we are so sad .
we seriously are . i am considered an overly emotional person anyway .
i have many family dogs and they are also sad
that is sad ! i wish i had a dog , i am so lonely .
but maybe it is for the best what if the dog bit people ?
true , a girlfriend would be so much better . i would send her flowers and chocolates .
i do not think that you would , paul .
yes i would ! and a picnic with a checkered blanket by a lake .
with your checkered past i doubt the blanket is in the cards , mike .
my name is rick , no one understands me .
what makes you say that david ?


i love to go horseback riding whenever i can. my favorite artist is justin bieber. i am a mother of two beautiful boys. my family and i go camping every month.

hey cheers to the weekend an clean retainers , get it lol
no i do not lol . . explain ?
what excites you ? i am real good with math an biology is my fav .
horseback riding . . camping ! our family goes nearly every month
i am a geek with lame jokes lol sorry
that is okay i can respect that haha
cool ! i like computers always looking at 1 .
i feel like i am too . but my two sons keep me very busy
thanks lol i got a job at google
oh that is a great job !
i love to think an debate you ?
honestly i am not too into that ! i prefer listening to my fave justin bieber
aw kids , 1 day i will have some . not ready .
yeah they are a handful but so much fun to watch grow


my favorite band is insane clown posse. i am chubby. i am tall and blonde. i love to lamp.

do you like to travel ?
i am not really into traveling , unless its to conventions
interesting , because i have a dream of being a museum curator ! they have conventions there .
i really like live action role playing conventions lamp
new york city had my favorite band , beastie boys , and they were having one . fun !
i am not the typical lamp person though . not many tall , curvy , blondes !
you sound cute ! reminds me of how i like my coffee , tall , with cream .
sorry for being rude . i did not ask you if you liked to travel ! ?
i do ! not until i had gone to new york city . it started my love of travel .
you are flattering me with the coffee talk !
tell me more about yourself !
do not laugh . . . . but i love the band icp
hey ! i am not judging ! beastie boys being my favorite has gotten me plenty of laughs lol
i like the beastie boys too !
maybe we could go to a lamp event , drink coffee , and listen to our fav bands ?
that sounds great . so , you live in nyc ? how old are you ?


my name is arnold. i like to watch tv. i love ham and cheese sandwiches. i am 10 years old.

hey , how is it going today ?
hey , my day is going ok . what have you done so far ?
picked some corn , made popcorn with it .
i doubt that , i would rather watch tv .
wow , i would not share my popcorn feast with you .
i mean if it was a ham and cheese sandwich than , yeah .
i do not think you are a nice person . you cannot travel with me .
by i go by the name arnold . how is that dislikable .
i would rather never play another instrument again than be your friend .
well i am only 10 years of age so i am not allowed to have friends .
good thing . i think it might be time for bed .
ok sounds about right .
do not forget to brush your teeth
thanks for the reminder . i always forget .
that is not good , your parents would be so disappointed
i thought you were my parent . . . . . . . . . .


i like pizza. i like to dance. i like to shop. i like burritos.

good evening , how are you on this rainy day ?
hi there , i am bob .
i play trumpet at my school .
i am a dancer , what do you do ?
my father and me have more than 600 movies .
do you love pizza as much as i do ?
yes i love pizza very much .
burritos are my favorite too
when i graduate from high school i wish to become a motion picture director
yeah that is cool , what is your favorite color ?
so are you eating burritos for dinner today ?
i did , do you have any pets ?
my favorite color is red because it is so bold .
i love red , reminds me of summer time .
no i do not have any pets . i would love to own a elephant .
that sounds like a lot of work .


i used to be able to run really fast. i have a lot of medical bills. i have problems chewing my food. i m very familiar with hospitals and doctors.

hello how are you tonight
not so good . my medical bills are too much . how are you ? probably better .
well i have been in two accidents , but besides that i am well
i have been around hospitals and doctors too much lately
i hope all is well and it stops
i only had 1 fender bender and broke out 4 teeth . now i have trouble chewing
i am sorry to hear that
but now i can slowly get back in shape again .
that is very true and always nice
one day i will be able to run real fast like i could when i was younger .
i would love to be that way again
me too but now i am more familiar with hospitals and doctors than sports
that is cool are you a nurse
i have trouble eating and chewing food but this cheeseburger smells good .
i assume it would i love them
if i was a nurse i could pay all of these ridiculous medical bills .


my favorite thing to do is watch old movies. i have two children but i am divorced. my mom is the best baker in my family. i am in my second year of medical school.

hello ! whats your favorite kind of food ?
cookies ! my mom is the best baker in the family .
i love food ! sushi is my favorite .
i love to watch old movies !
i like movies , but the big corporation i work for does not allow for much free time
yeah i am divorced and i have two kids so very busy as well !
whats your favorite kind of music ? i like rock
i like to listen to rock while i study for medical school .
medical school and two kids . do you work too ?
not right now , i am a student . how about you ?
i just work . no kids or school for me
i see ! must make a lot of money for yourself !
yeah . i was able to get an ariel atom . super fast sports car .
i need a car that can fit both my kids unfortunately .


i like to play volleyball. i like to come up with new hairstyles. i like to pickle eggs. i like to do my nails. i like to go on long hikes.

hello ! it has been a great weekend so far . how are you ?
i am pretty tired . i went on a long hike today . how about you ?
i love the outdoors . i go camping all the time with my family .
that sounds so nice . what are your favorite camping spot ?
we have a mountain range out here called madera and i go there mostly .
do you play any sports ?
no , i did when i was younger . now i just wrestle kids .
hah , that sounds fun . i play volleyball myself , i have played for years .
nice ! i played volleyball and coached it actually about 10 years ago .
what ages did you coach for ?
started with 12 year olds then up to 18 year olds . club volleyball mostly
cool . what are your plans for tomorrow ?
probably go horseback riding with the kids . you ?
oh wow , horseback riding . how long have you been doing that ?
a couple years . not too long . my youngest fell in love with them .
so sweet . i have always wanted to try .


i like skateboarding. i have blonde hair. i am in high school. my favorite food is pizza. i am a female.

how are you doing today ?
i am good . tired from school today . how are you ?
trying to keep warm its been raining all day .
yes i noticed . rainy days suck . it messes up my long blonde hair too .
yes i agree . i only like the rain so i can sleep in some days .
that would be nice if i did not have to get up early to go to high school .
i totally understand . i am not a morning person myself .
so do you have any hobbies like mine is skateboarding . i am not a tomboy though .
yes my hobbies are writing poetry , fishing , bike riding , etc .
nice ! you must be really smart and educated too .
yes i am very smart and educated
must be plus for employment . i work at a pizza shop glad because i love pizza
what are your favorite tv shows ?
i like the 70s show . i know its old .
pizza is one of my favorite foods
its really delicious is not it ! i like all kinds of pizza .


i wish i could speak another language. i enjoy learning about other cultures. i sit on my computer for several hours a day. i watch foreign movies and tv shows. i m bored with my current lifestyle.

hello , how was your day today
hi it was good just watched some spanish television . how was yours
what channel did you watch ? i was listening to bruno mars
the latin channel . my aunt is going to his concert for her birthday
i like him as much as i like candy
what is your favorite candy ? i can never decide
snickers and butter fingers are the bes
i am so bored with my life . i wish i was in another country
i am still in high school
do you take any foreign languages ?
yes i do french , i mostly get c and d
i wish i could learn one . i love learning about different countries
you should take a class . i like the weekend because i sleep alot
i might see if there are any around me . sleep is good to do
yea i do that alot , i prefer to sleep than to go out
i understand that . i am on my computer so much i rarely sleep


i am single and not looking. my favorite hobby is reading suspense novels. my mom is a cancer survivor. pizza is my favorite food. my favorite subject in school was science.

how are you doing this morning
i am great . what about you new friend ?
just enjoying night life of london thanks for asking
how awesome . i bet the pizza there is amazing .
had to get away from the usa parents driving me crazy and pizza is good
do you live in london or are you visiting there ?
best music came out of london
i am not a big fan of music but i do enjoy suspense books
i like tto read just ready to eat what book you like
i love charles dickens and old school goosebumps
oh my what a great book wish my father would stop calling
you should appreciate your parents they may pass
just a big city and i miss home no friends
do not look for friends . go outside and let them find you .
no rather just be inside relax my friend
i am just trying to blind you with science friend relax .


my favorite meal is chicken and rice. i read autobiographies before bed. i have a cat named george. i regularly go to the gym.

hey how are you doing this evening ?
do you like chicken and rice ? it is my favorite .
i do the only thing i really despise is sweet potatoes ! !
eww my cat george likes those .
your a cat person ! i have three dogs , great danes
yes but i go to the gym often so my cat has to stay home .
same here between weightlifting and training for marathons , although my dogs come along
george loves when i read autobiographies to him before we go to sleep .
that is awesome . my dogs and i listen to the all american rejects every night before bed
wow that sounds like a lot of fun .
we have good times ! ! where do you and your cat george live
we live in the south how about you ?
the south as well , good ole georgia
we are in north carolina .
thankfully irma missed you guys ! !
i previously lived near fort stewart .


i like to cook new recipes. i like every post i see on social media. i post a lot about the food i eat on social media. i m from austin , texas.

hello , do you like to cook ?
yes i do . i love finding new recipes to use
awesome ! i have been very good at it since i was young .
social media is great for finding new recipes and sharing your cooked creations
yes it is . i have taken cooking class too throughout my life .
you must be very talented . you should cook for me . where do you live ?
i live on the west coast . i auditioned for a cooking show once .
was it masterchef ? i knew someone on that show . i am in texas .
no , it was a local show , but i did not make it . texas is beautiful .
it is . but i am in the city . austin to be exact
i have been to spring . i had a nice time .
that is great . do you use facebook or pinterest ?
yes , i use both . i also have a viral video on you tube .
i hope you post your cooking on there
i have not yet , but great idea ! thanks !
i post on facebook when i make a new dish


i like to do crafts. i like to watch movies. i like to draw. i like all types of music.

hi how are you ? i am sitting with my sister madonna right now .
cool . i work on crafts and draw in my spare time . whats your favorite movie ?
anything british as iam in line to become the next english queen .
haha okay . i listen to british music because i enjoy all types of music
i like the , punk band blue , i listen to them with my five felines .
okay that is cool . did i mention i enjoy crafts ? and drawing ?
yes you did . what do you draw and craft ? i draw tattoos .
i draw movie scenes because i enjoy watching movies
what kind of movies do you love ?
anything with good music because i love all kinds of music
i see . my favorite soundtrack is the crow . what are your other hobbies ?
i smoke pot from time to time
that is a good hobby . haha
haha where are you from ?


i am studying literature. i am from france. my favorite food is tacos. i like to draw. i am a vegan.

good morning ! i am anne .
hi there , vegan here
i have 2 little ones at home , i live on tater tots and goldfish crackers .
i love cheese tacos too
my husband eats those all the time at work ! are you married ?
no i am to busy with my literature studies
i wish i had gone to school , instead i got married and had kids .
i came here from france
i have french bulldogs , that is as exotic as it gets at my house .
exotic is always a good thing
i enjoy taking nature walks with my kids and dogs .
what is your favorite fruit ?
i love raspberries , and what is your favorite ?
i like oranges the best .
that is what my youngest child loves too .
i really like waffles too


i work out daily. basketball is my favorite sport to watch. i like watching sports. ferrari is my favorite car company.

hi how are you ?
hi i am look for some people to workout with every day . are you interested ?
yeah i am pretty adventurous . i am into skydiving
nice but skydiving is hard to watch . my favorite sport to watch is basketball
cool . i am in a band what do you do for a living ?
person i am super rich and do not work , i even own a ferrari from my favorite company dude .
that is cool what hobbies do you have ?
watching sports on t . v . is something i like . and throwing money at bums
i like to garden its pretty different from my job in a band
hmm i think i will go count my money right now you are boring me .
ok
one thousand and one
ok bye
one million !


superfans my favorite super hero. i drive only toyota. i talk a lot in irc. i like pepsi.

hey how are you doing
i am good how are you
great . just eating some fish . i do not eat anything else . ever .
oh wow that is interesting why do you only like fish ?
it is a democrat thing
ah ok do you have a car
yea it had to have a convertible top . my parents are both 6 ft
oh wow i just got a new toyota
i am like a fish maybe that is why beat them so much
that is cool do you like superheros
i can jump so high that in one go i am straight out of the pool
oh wow you are just like a fish
yea . i guess i am like fishman . my eyesight is like beyond perfect too
that is cool do you like soda


my family means the world to me. i enjoy jazz music from when i was a girl. i have 3 dogs and a parrot. my left knee is filled with metal. i play bingo every wednesday with my husband.

good evening . i am thinking about botos . are you a dermatologist ?
nope sorry . i am a jazz musician .
that is cool too . i have a degree in fashion design , i do not use it .
i have a biology degree that i never used . haha .
i have a degree in shopping that i use daily , lol . recently , louis vuitton
sounds good ! did you do anything interesting today ?
lunched with the witchy sister in law , then had my hair done .
i played bingo with my husband . i can relate . i have nasty in laws too !
i do not know why she does not like me . do not care really , lol
i would not worry about it . as long as you are happy with your life and yourself
i totally am . as long as my dog likes me . .
you have a dog ? i have 3 . . . . . and a parrot !
only one . i have several tanks of fish and a lizard .
i am not a big fan of reptiles . my son owns a snake .


i m twenty years old. i love to read fiction. i m a student at a small community college. i work at a hospital.

i am a dancer , what do you do ?
i am a full time student at a very small community college
that is cool , i watch a lot of netflix
i also work in a hospital
that sounds fun but i prefer hiking .
i am only 20 years old
that sounds like it is fun
i enjoy reading fiction books
i love being a guy , i do not know about fiction .
its very warm outside today
it is , i really like burritos
its a beautiful night love the air
i like the outdoors a lot
its quiet out tonight very nice
sure is , i wonder why
my dog will not stop barking


i am a mother of two. i am colour blind. i can speak three languages english , french and spanish. my favourite band is rush. i am currently looking for employment.

hello .
hi ! hows it going ?
its going ok . how about for you ?
i am a little tired haha . thursdays are a busy day for me and the kids
how many kids do you have ?
i have two . they are both in soccer so it gets a little hectic
sounds like it would be . i do not have any kids .
yeah especially since i am currently looking for a job . its tricky to manage interviews and kids schedules
me too . well at least until the clean up from all the water is over .
clean up from all the water ? what happened ?
i work in one of the clubs here in houston . flooding did some damage .
oh gosh . sending my prayers . is your home okay ?
thanks for the prayers . my apartment is on a third floor . so its ok .
that is good . i hope your downstairs neighbors are doing alright


i am in 3rd grade. i live with my parents and my little brother. i am a french girl , but i moved to the us last year. i do not have too many friends in the us yet , but i am going to summer camp and i hope to make friends then ! i also think that i may make friends as soccer in the fall.

good evening . how are ou ?
hello ! i am doing well . i moved here last year from france .
nice ! i just took a job as a librarian here .
you must have read many , many books !
i have . i am catholic too so i do a lot of seminar reading .
can you recommend me some good kids books ? i am 9 .
the girl who drank the moon . a good book .
i will write that down . is that an american book ?
yes , it is an american book .
good ! i am trying to learn all i can about american culture , to fit in .
what if is another good book .
i will check it out , too . do you have a family ?
i do not . i just work and listen to tickleback a lot .
how about siblings , parents ? i have a baby brother .
i have step brothers and step sisters . my parents have passed .
that is sad . . . i cannot imagine being without my mom and dad .


i work in marketing , and i love it. i m hoping to find someone to marry me. i m an only child. i spend a lot of time on my hair and make up.

hi there , i am bob .
hey my name is megan
saxophone is my favorite instrument did you know ?
no , i did not that is nice ! is that what you like to do ?
that and eat shrimp also lobster
oh , that is cool , well i work in marketing and it is wonderful !
i am a black belt , do you think they would hire me ?
your funny i hope to find a husband that is funny like you
i make hot dogs for a living .
that is different , i never had hotdogs because i never had siblings
that is why i started a jazz band
i love jazz , i listen to it while i do my hair and make up
that sounds like it takes forever
yes , it takes up all of my time in the mornings
i like mornings they are the best
i am not really a morning person , but hopefully my future husband will change that


i m insecure. i need a corvette to complete my life. i work too many hours in a week. i m always hungry.

how are you ? i feel so lonely in my love life .
hello , i am okay . i am sorry to hear about your love life .
i just keep looking for love , it is like it never stops . do you have siblings ?
yes , but i work too much to ever talk to them .
i have 7 brothers sisters , i am the youngest . what do you do for work ?
i am a computer programmer , it is cliche but i have a lot of insecurity in relationships .
on the weekends , i am a waitress and i sell houses during the week .
sounds like a lot of work . how many hours a week ?
over 60 , i am a single mom , have to pay bills and put food on the table
that is a lot ! i feel like i work too much , do you ?
oh most definitely , it is hard , i do not see my daughter much
that is too bad . how old is she ?
she is 18 months ! she will be 19 months on the 24th , she is very intelligent
she sounds adorable . do you have a car ?
i do , red 2004 nissan maxima , only has 74 , 000 miles on it
sounds like fun to drive . are you married ?


my favorite band is pearl jam. i enjoy hiking and riding my bicycle. i am a night owl. i am 29 years old. i live in a suburb of boston.

how are you doing today ?
good and you ? i am 29 and live in the suburb of boston .
i am well ! excited for my track meet later tonight .
that is great . i am a night owl and will probably be sleeping when you run .
i like to sleep , but i usually end up playing video games all night .
okay . i like listening to pearl jam , and i enjoy hiking and bicycling .
is there good hiking spots near boston ?
a couple , but i try to travel around the world .
i love to travel but packing my medication is a pain .
i can imagine , i hope one day you do not need meds because you are better .
i hope that also . too bad i will never be able to get rid of my glasses .
they have laser techniques that may help .


i currently suffer from social anxiety. i watch every football game at alabama. i am a geology major at alabama university. i have a girlfriend of 7 years. i never have had alcohol in my life.

hello , how are you doing this evening ?
i am fine just ignoring my friend
why are you ignoring your friend ?
he wants me to go celebrate our geology final at a bar
and you do not want to ? my sister lives in canada , i visit every fall .
i never touched alcohol i would lose my scholarship
just do not drink . i do not eat meat but that does not mean i do not go out .
i have anxiety attacks in cramp situations
me too . and everyday i am in one on the subway going to work .
its why i watch my own college football games on television versus live
my four cats are more than enough company for me .
we met in high school and now go to alabama state together next week makes 7 years
i think after that long it makes you family lol
well we both want to have our degrees before we tie the knot
wait , your friend or a different person ? is it the same person ?
my girlfriend has been with me for s long time we looked at houses


i am 10 years old. i also love orange juice. i love ham and cheese sandwiches. i like to watch tv.

hello . how are you doing ?
doing well , how are you ?
i am well friend . tell me something about you .
well , i am young , and only ten years old . how old are you ?
i am 24 . do you have any hobbies ?
yes , i enjoy watching my tv shows after school .
do you have any siblings ?
no , i am an only child . how about you ?
i am a big fan of drawing .
i like to draw too . what is your favorite food ?
pizza by far . and you ?
i really enjoy a ham and cheese sandwich washed down with orange juice .
i like that a lot too
i like all desserts . do you have a favorite dessert ?
yes i do . i love ice cream .
ice cream is the best , especially on a hot day .


i enjoy classical music. i don t get along with my family. i wish that i could be an animal. regular life disappoints me.

hi , do you like animals ?
i do , i wish i could be one
i love my dogs and parrot but , do not want to be one . i love my family .
oh , i do not get along with mine
are you married ? have children ?
i do not , i do not want a regular life
my husband and i are very close . we play bingo every wednesday .
that disappoints me a great deal
really why does that disappoint you ?
regular life does that to me
that seems very odd . i had a great childhood .
would you pet me like a cat ?
do you like music ? i grew up with jazz and love it .
classical is what i like usually
jazz is just classical kicked up a little .
that might be true . you are smart


i live in an apartment. i can t whistle. my favorite food is jello. i enjoy magic the gathering , it is a card game. i have 4 pets.

hello . how are you tonight ?
hi ! it is nice to meet you ! i am just hanging out in my apartment .
i was taking a nap . my job makes me sleepy .
i do not currently have a job . i am looking though .
i have been on the same assembly line for 15 years .
that sounds fun . do you like pets ? i have 2 dogs , a bird , a turtle .
no money or time for pets . i have a spouse and twin boys to support .
that is a lot ! do you play cards with your family ?
no . i spend a lot of time resting and making music .
i love the cards game , magic the gathering . you should try it !
i have played spades and uno . both pretty fun .
yes those are fun too ! you wanna know something funny ?
sure . what is so funny in your life ?
everyone makes fun of me when i try to whistle . i just cannot do it !
that is funny . next time just go buy a whistle .
lol ! i totally should ! that would really be funny .


we have 4 children and 2 dogs. i enjoy ice cream. my husband just decided to leave me. the kids will be my responsibility as my husband does not want them.

hi ! i am in the 10th grade in high school .
what a fun time in life .
and i love to watch funny disney with grandchildren .
how do you have grandchildren if you are in th grade ?
i would have loved to be on a dance team . i have 13 grads
lol you sound very interesting
ariel is a disney movie right ?
no , the little mermaid is . i have 4 sons
do you have any grandchildren yet ?
twin boys in highschool a 5th grader and third grader
i have 2 boys and 1 girl . it is fun being a granny .
we also have two labs . we all love icecream even the dogs .
we have two chihuahuas i did used to have 2 cats .
my husband is having an affair so i am eating a lot of icecream


i am very smart. i wear contacts. i love the outdoors. i work as a janitor. i love to drink whiskey.

hi ! jane here ! movies are my favorite thing ! how about you ?
i am really into the outdoors . i love trying new whiskeys too .
i used to play outdoors in my cape a lot . pretending we were superheros , ll
i was always too intelligent to play and pretend things like superheroes .
my parents took us to see superman when we were little . sprung from that .
i spent way too much time outside to see movies growing up .
its funny , you drink whiskey and i make it . best hobby i have !
oh that is great . i love having a glass after i get back from work .
i do not drink it though . i like the creativity of trying new blends .
its worth drinking . i get really stressed out , being a janitor at a school .
all that pretending led to mass creativity , i make superhero blends .
superheroes are not realistic . maybe you need to borrow my contacts .
my whiskey makes you feel like you can leap tall buildings in a single bound
well i may have to try it then .


i am in preschool. my favorite animal is a zebra. i like to play outside. i like to dance. i am a girl.

gosh , today was a stressful day , how are you ?
i had a great day in preschool ! why so stressful ?
my boss is horrible and treats me bad , i work 60 hours a week .
that is a lot of work ! i played outside a lot , i love that
just wait until you start working kiddo . . .
as long as i can still dance !
do you want to dance when you grow up ?
dance or sing . or work with zebras . what do you do
i am a restaurant manager , i oversee all of the food prep and servers .
sounds fancy and like a lot of work
of course it is a lot of work , customers are always demanding and we are under staffed .
i hope you get paid lots of money
not really . how old are you ?
i just turned 5 ! chuck e . cheese party
do you think you are a little too young to be online ?
my mom gives me 20 minutes of screen time ! every day


my favorite musical is hamilton. i like to play tennis. my favorite color is red. my favorite food is a burger. i work as an accountant.

hey i am so happy today
jeez , same here , got some great news today
what is your news ? i want to know
it might not seem great to you , but my new tennis racket will arrive a day early
that is some great news . i am happy because i earned a bonus at work
what is your work ? how big of a bonus if you do not mind me asking
it was for 40 , 000 . i work in it
dang , that is a huge bonus , the firm i work at never does anything that big
maybe you should come and work with me
i would if i could , degree in accounting , not it unfortunately
i need an accountant though
you train me in it and i will help you with your finances ?
yes , that sounds great .
alright , we have a deal


i am married. i love to travel. my favorite book is the bible. i am a older gentlemen.

hi how are you doing today ?
hi there blessed one . i am good , and you ?
i am a little sad my best friend just moved
oh no . sorry to hear that . i can be your new friend .
sure , do you go to school
no i am a too old . i go around the globe with my young wife .
where is the last place you traveled
jerusalem , it was great being so close to jesus . here are you ?
that is nice , i do not really go any place that far , only places for hockey
oh what team ? i like the rangers .
i like the sharks best
sharks are cool . jesus said we should love sharks like ourselves .
interesting , i did not know that
i read it yesterday . what do you do for fun ?


i went to miami university. i play for the baltimore orioles. i make a million dollars a year. i am a baseball player. i m married and have three kids.

hi ! i am a kid . how old are you ?
hi . i have three kids with my spouse . what do you like to do ?
i like to listen to one direction , play football , and eat spaghetti and meatballs .
yum . i earn a million bucks a year playing baseball .
cool ! that is my second choice after wanting to be a football player someday .
nice . miami university is where i started out
my mom went there , too ! but she is a professional tennis player .
that is nice . it is a great school . now , i work for the baltimore orioles
do your kids like playing baseball , too ?
not as much as i do . what else do you do ?
well , i am back in school , so i do not have a lot of spare time .
ah , well , you should play baseball
i do play that and football a lot at recess .
sounds good . you should come to a baltimore orioles games sometime
could you hook my mom and me up with tickets ?
sure , i am a great player for them


i get my nails done every saturday. my family owns a grocery store. i daydream about cafes in paris. i work as a receptionist at a lawyer s office.

what do you like to do for fun ?
i like to take care of myself , nails done , etc .
i like reading . . . especially biographies .
i read a book about paris once . makes me want to go there .
i started a small blog to post my reviews about paris !
it is a goal to get there , need more hours at work .
i have found other pretty good blogs to share opinions with , too . you should check them out .
i sure will . want are the others about ?
places of interest , good places to eat and things like that .
i know a bit about food . my folks have a small grocery
do you help run it ? you could earn money to get your nails done !
i do not . i work the desk at a law office
i bet you come across some interesting cases , eh ?
i just let people in , etc . i do not get to ask about cases ,
that does not seem like much fun . does it pay well , at least ?
ok . not enough but , whose job does . right ?


i would like to go to school to become a veterinarian. i am currently on a diet. i love going to the gym. i have three pets. i love animals and i want to help them.

hi just to start out i a second level vegan and i do not eat cheese
i am not a vegan , but am trying to lose 20 pound .
well eating vegan would probably really help with that but i know its not for everyone
that is true . i go to the gym every morning now and watch what i eat .
have you tried dancing i love zumba it works wonders for me
i have not , but maybe i will . what is your career ?
i am a farmer mostly pigs and chickens
i hope to start veterinary school next semester . so many animals need help .
yea animals are my passion
do you have pets . two dogs , fred and ethel and one cat lucy for me .
well i have the farm animals but i guess you could call my horses pets
yea that is true . that must be a hard job , but very rewarding .
yea i get to unwind every once and a while with some country music
i could not live with out music . all kinds for me .
yea music is the best
i hope you enjoy the rest of your day !


i recently moved to florida. i want to find out what its like to eat grasshoppers. twilight is my favorite book series. i only surf when the tide is low.

hello . how are you today ? i want to work in my garden , but its raining .
i understand . wishing i had not moved to florida . i am good . you ?
i am good . do you work ? i am a teacher and i have 3 kids .
www , i wish i had kids , i just work retail . my bf and i moved in together .
oh . your busy season is coming up . sorry for that .
i am use to it . i sort customers into team jacob or edward when its too reputative
ll . too funny . ugh its so noisy here . i live in the suburbs of atlanta .
i am sorry , when its not raining i am learning to surf . its peaceful on the ocean
i bet . i love to take my kids to the beach and build castles .
have you ever traveled outside the us ?
no , but i want to go to ireland , japan , mexico . you ?
just try grasshoppers and honey somewhere


i have a little sister. i have a golden retriever. my favorite book is pride and prejudice. my favorite subject in school is math. i like to play soccer.

hey ! tell me about yourself
hello , i play soccer alot , what do you do ?
i do stand up comedy . that is my job anyway
oh that is awesome , my favorite comedian is chris tucker
nice ! he is got some good material . where are you from ?
i am from chicago how about you ? my little sister like him too
wow big city ! i am from a tiny town called tamarack in minnesota . population 59
are you for real ? i go to the park every day with my goden retriever
yeah , no joke . i love golden retrievers . i might get one of my own soon
what was your favorite subject in school , mine was math
i liked my theater class the best . it got me into a tv show actually !
oh yeah , which one ? i like the book pride and prejudice
it was actually the walking dead . that is where i learned about the drink cuba libre .
i love that show , its one of my favorites


my favorite band is nirvana. my car needs some repairs. i am a waitress at a local restaurant. i am a casual dresser.

not sure what my assigned character is .
i am amy . who are you ?
i am laurie do we just pick a character ?
i work at perkins . where do you work ?
currently from home . perkins is that a restaurant ?
yes it is a restaurant . what do you do at home ?
now we see what they want .
are you a stay at home mom ?
no . retired here in paradise . all my children are grown .
awesome , i can not wait till i retire . what do you do for fun ?
we go to the ocean almost every day .
i hate how the salt taste . i like to listen to nirvana . what about you ?
i like to listen to dusty springfield . nirvana my son likes .
what kind of music does he sing ?
my son is a punk rocker drummer . he is in two bands .
has he had any gigs yet ?


i enjoy singing. magic mike is my favorite movie. i enjoy video games. i live in a big city. i enjoy my job , as a teacher.

hello how are you ?
good , have you ever discussed the finer points of philosophy ?
no i am still in school . i do have my drivers license now though .
do you know what chat turns mean ?
we take turns talking back and forth getting to know each other . what do you do ?
i am a teacher in new york city
cool . do you have any favorite foods or tv shows ?
not really , what about you ?
i love food trucks , they are awesome !
why do you like food trucks so much ?
they are always at festivals and fun events . do you have a big family ?
no i only have one family member . i am the last descendant of an ancient bloodline .
my brother has been raising me since our parents died .
i have been playing this cool video game lately , what about you ?
i am not really into video games .
do you like movies ? my favorite movie is magic mike .


i love to listen to frank sinatra. i am a older lady. i like to cook stews. i love to eat cheese.

hey how has your day been ?
oh gosh , its great . i just went to a cheese festival !
what was the name of the festival ?
cheese fest ! pretty cheesy , right ? i adore cheese !
cheese is great iam more of skittles guy
now i have got sinatra on and i am making beef stew !
that is great nothin better than the oldies .
my grandchildren probably disagree ! i love frank , though !
you have grandchildren that is great , how many ?
four girls ! they love going with grammy to the park . such little angels .
that is so nice , i wish i had more family .
aw , do not you have brothers and sisters ?
nah iam a only child , just me and my dad left .
i am sorry to hear that . grandkids are the best !


i fell in love this summer. i hate school. i am a average american youth. i live on a lake.

do you want to hear about my new religion ?
sure what religion is that
i created my own . its based on ancestors . i see ghosts .
sounds cool , would help me leave school since i hate it so much
it may not be for you , no holidays in my religion are celebrated .
that is ok , my life on the lake is boring
what are you in school for ?
i am in school for magic
that sounds to be not boring to me .
it can be since i know all of it
do you drive ? i only purchases convertibles .
i cant drive yet though i wish i was
do you not know how ?
i do not know how , when did yo learn
i learned young , got my permit at 15 . 5
wow that is young , you are cool


i listen to folk music. whittling is my favorite hobby. i am in the navy. i am an orphan who was in the foster care system. i went to a community college and got a degree in communication.

hello ! what do you do for a living ?
hello , navy woman here . how about yourself ?
nice ! that is for your service ! i love to cook and i own a restuarant .
no problem hun . nice ! what type of restaurant .
mexican . i opened it 3 years after my mom died . she taught me how to cook .
sorry to hear that . do you have other hobbies ?
i love playing with my dog . how about you ?
my favorite hobby is whittling , but i like listening to folk music too .
what kinds of things do you create when you whittle ?
just things like trees , animals , basically anything i can imagine .
do you sell them or are they just for show ?
i give them away . i learned in during my time in foster care .


i love to shop on weekends. i am a woman who wears a size 12. i have never been on a cruise ship. i am planning a trip to europe. i go to dance lessons with my boyfriend.

i have an iphone 7 . i like it .
cool . weekend shopping is my passion . too bad i am size 12
that is not too big actually .
want to take a cruise to europe . . . but i have never been in a cruise ship
i would like to do that too but could not eat any sea food on there . i am allergic .
everyone makes fun of me for my size 12 because i am a female
that is mean and i am sorry .
i take dance with my boyfriend and we both tip over my huge feet
i have big feet myself .
you do not mind a woman with big feet ?
i am one so why would i ?
are you interested in women
not romantically . i am straight .
i am too . but maybe we would understand each other
perhaps . that would be good .
lets go shopping in europe together


going to the beach is my favorite past time. i am an american citizen. i love pizza. my son is a football player. i like reading mystery novels.

hi there . how are you ?
i love the beach too
do you have any pets ?
yes , a cat and a dog . do you ?
i have three small dogs .
it says you have a son who plays football ?
no , that must be yours ? mine are too young .
lol , i just figured that out . this is my first hit on this requestor
oh lol . what do you do for a living ?
i am an artist , i sell in the east part of us . you ?
i stay at home with the kids . hubby is a lawyer .
nice . i get to be home with my kids too .
well , i do work for an emergency vet 2 nights a week .
fun ! do you mystery novels ?
it is when the kids are in bed . no , not really .
i see , do you read much ?


i have only one child. i run more then 2 miles a day even though i hate it. my daughter just graduated college. i like snowboarding.

california knows how to party ! how you doin ?
hi , how are you how is going day
its goooood . driving fast living fast . what you up to
i am in office , are you married ?
nah music is my life , what you do for a job ?
i am computer programmer , i have one child
cool cool , what kind of music you like ?
pop music i like very much
pop is good but i am way into rap
fine , what is your qualification ?
2pac is my man . californiaaaa love !
ok , what is your hobbies ?
driving fast in my black mazda , you ? ?
hunting , cooking , watching television and snowboarding


i hope to change the world. i work in a factory. i volunteer in my spare time. i m always early to everything.

hey , how are you this evening ?
doing great , what about you ?
doing well . just got back from driving the county side .
nice , i work a lot in a factory , i wish i could do that
that is unfortunate . do you like the work at least ?
yes , and i also volunteer in my free time
oh neat . i have always been more the type to go shopping in my spare time .
well in my case , i am doing it because i want to change the world
oh , being from a small city i feel like that is impossible . how will you do it ?
well , first i start early in the morning , always , early to everything
in college i learned most successful people rise early and make their beds !
i will have to reconsider and start making my bed then p
yes , it starts the day with a small goal accomplished giving one a boost of confidence .
what do you do for a living ?
i am a real estate agent . selling homes has always been my dream .
so you probably have a nice house for yourself


i hate that i got my brain from the dad i never met. i do not know if i enjoy programming , or if its my only choice. my last name is spanish , but i tell people that its italian. i wear cardigans because i hope it makes me look more cultured. i had one step dad , and fortunately he ignored me.

hi how are you doing ?
i am great , how are you ?
i am good thanks for asking
have you ever programmed before ?
no i have not . u ?
yeah . . i think i do it because i have to .
why do you have to ?
i feel like i do not have a choice .
is it becasue its signed to you lol
do you wear cardigans ? i do !
yes i love to wear cardigans
yeah , it makes me feel more cultured . how about you ?
it makes me feel more warm lol
what do you do for work ?


i enjoy talking to strangers. i am good at throwing parties. my favorite animal is a monkey. i want to live at the beach.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am doing good ! what is your father ?
i would rather not talk about my father , but i am gonna adopt a dog
ok what is your hobbies ?
i play the violin , what about you ?
i love reading book and i love travelling
that is great ! i want to go to india because how good the food is
oh that is great idea ! what is your favourite dish
i absolutely love curry , spicy stuff makes my tummy happy
when you suppose to go india ?
i have not made plans yet , i do not have enough money to
oh ok where are you from ?
i am from virginia , near dc , you ?
do you have friends ? in india


i am very genuine , and don t like small talk. i take everything literally. i have aspergers. i started a new job this year , which is helping me learn more about socialization.

thank goodness we have a few day break from college this week .
i guess . i do not go to school .
i can not wait to graduate and move out of my moms house .
i have to live with my mom , i am disabled .
oh , i guess we are both in the same boat . do you like heavy metal music ?
i do like metal , though it is not made of actual metal .
i meant the music . what type of music do you enjoy ?
i like classical . it is very soothing .
i bet it is . my mom sleeps days , i should get her some classical to relax .
that would help her a lot . the lady i work for sleeps with it too .
well my mom does janitorial work all night , needs her rest .
my mom is a nurse and she makes jewelry
sounds like she keeps busy . do you help with the jewelry ?
no , i do not have her skills . maybe one day i could learn .


i have epilepsy. my parents are not married anymore. i have one son. i like to go swimming. i like to read.

how are you doing today ?
hi ! do you have kids ? i have one . a boy !
i am looking for online work i am a single parent
i work online because of having epilepsy .
what kind of online work is out there any ideas
its hard to find good paying stuff . do you have any hobbies ?
it is fine any ideas will help . running is fun
i like to swim at the lake and read books when i can .
what is your favorite cuisines ?
italian ! are your parents still married ? mine are not !
no i try not to let it get to me
ya sometimes you have to let it go !
i really want to go visit new york this holiday
i have never been there but would love to go too
i know what other places would you like to visit ?
australia , italy , hawaii , thailand . what about you ? i could go on and on .


my father died when i was 2. i hate to lose. i love fishing. my favorite season is spring.

hi how are you doing ?
great ! how are you ? what season is your favorite ?
i am ood thanks for asking . fall
i prefer spring . what do you like to do for fun ?
i love animals so i love horses
do you have horses ? i am into fishing .
i do not but i enjoy horseback riding
do you race with horses ? if i do , i would what to win . love winning .
no i am not much of a gambler
are your parents alive ? my dad died when i was 2
yes they are both alive
are you married ? any kids ?
no kids as of yet
waht about non horse pets ?


i have one little girl. my wife is a college professor. my mother was a concert pianist. i work as a trauma surgeon.

hey , i am just watching scobby doo . what are you up too ?
tired . had 6 surgeries in the trauma department today !
yikes that does sound exhausting . so your a doctor ?
i specialize in trauma surgery , and my wife is a college teacher . what about you ?
work in a corner store and make some extra money working clubs at night .
i love corner stores , i take my little daughter to the one beside our house every morning .
www how old is your daughter ?
she will being turning 3 next month . time flies , right ?
yeah i cannot even imagine having a kid right now .
i hope she follows in her grandmothers footsteps and plays the piano
i sometimes play guitar at the punkrock club i work in . i love music .
same here . if i can ever get away from the hospital , i will come by the punkrock club .
sounds awesome . where do you live ?
near harvard campus . i have to be close to the wifes professor job ! how about you ?


i have 10 piercings. my favorite food is italian. i can t live without my friends. i like to drive for hours. i used to smoke.

it is a great day fro a nice cold beer !
it is a little early for beer !
i am getting ready for a boys day . basketball and coors light . starting at 1201
i once had vices too . quit smoking .
ah i was a smoker once too .
ah those were the days . now i drive many hours .
i work in car sales . maybe you bought your car from me ?
i sincerely doubt it paul . i do not like new cars .
how did you know my name was paul ?
i know many things paul .
what does my wife do for a living ?
you really do not want me to answer that , paul .
you already know everything about me then .
not your favorite food though . mine is italian .
italian is a good one . i love tacos
now i finally respect you paul . tacos are king .


i am under 6 feet tall. i sell paper products for a living. i am a great cook. i have a daughter. i hate the taste of cheese.

how are you doing today
i am great how are you ? what are you up to ?
i am sad . my girlfriend is gone .
what has happened to your girlfriend . is she ok ?
she just does not like me anymore
oh no ! my daughter just was broken up with too .
that is no good . what happened to her ?
well like me , she is short and he decided he wanted to date a tall model .
well so much for a guy like him
both you and her deserve better . what do you do for a living ?
i teach little kids at a school
that is a good job ! i just sell paper products .
what kind of paper products
mostly napkins . luckily i can bring some home to use while cooking .
do they let you do that
just the ones that are mislabeled since they will throw them away anyways .


i make straight as. i eat healthy. i am in the band. i am a high school student. i am very social.

hello how are you today
i am great . just getting ready for band practice !
what else do you have planned today ?
just studying . got keep up my gpa . straight as baby !
what instrument do you play ?
flute . i love band . i get to socialize with a lot of people !
that is great i sing at church that is my instrument
the voice is a great instrument . i cannot wait till i am done with hs .
where do you plan on going to college
not sure yet . somewhere with a good farmers market . i love fresh produce !
have you ever tried to grow your own ?
yeah . i am a bit of a health nut but not green thumb !
lol i like to grow carnivorous plants
wow that sounds very risky
my favorite is the venus flytrap
those things are incredibly awesome !
i think the pitcher plant is even more amazing
i do not know any thing about that one !


i love the rain. i sleep on a single bed. i drive a van. i prefer winter. my favorite food is pizza.

hello
hi , its raining here . i love the rain .
where are you from ?
wisconsin , just waiting on winter . love it ! you
i am in cali . . . . super hot over here
oh so no winter . too bad . my van gets me throught he cold times .
what do you do for a living ?
deliver pizza in my van , and sleep in my small twin comfy bed . ll . you ?
i am a restaurant manager
cool we are both in food service . is it a fancy restaurant ?
no its an italian
cool ! i get free pizza and its my fav so it works .


my husband is a cop. i love to read. i am married. my favorite place is the beach. teaching is my passion.

hi names bonny and i am very short for my age
hi names andrew , i am happily married to my husband pablo
i have difficult time losing weight around my waist and it is so annoying
pablo is a cop but he also does personal training on the side
cool . i do not cook therefore eat out i have to stop eating out .
i can teach you and have many cook books that you can borrow , my library is extensive
i am quite nearsighted and have to wear contact lenses to see
me as well and when visiting my favorite beach sand always bothers my lens
wow yeah , i never take them out
crazy ! we are so alike , you should join my book club .
yeah for sure we ought to hang out some time
absolutely , you just name the time and place and we can do it
sure thing keep in touch why not !
exactly , i am a distinguished professor and enjoy molding minds for knowledge
i am starting to get hungry again . . . i hate those cravings
just drink some water or tea with some agave it is delicious


i like to shop at goodwill. i like to be outdoors. i am a student. i am from california.

hi how are you doing ?
pretty good thanks and you ?
i am good thanks for asking
where do you work at
i work at an art gallery
nice do you ever go to goodwill
yes when i donate my stuff
do you ever shop there ?
no i do not , do you ?
yeah it is my favorite place
what do you do for a living ?
i currently learn in college
what are you going to school for ?
gen ed right now ink really
what city are you from ?
cali is my city yo


i could not live without my dog , bart. i will graduate from college in two years. i am very popular and have a lot of friends. my parents are divorced.

hi . hows the weather where you are ?
its pretty great . i have been taking my dog bart for alot of walks .
that is great . i just got back with mine . he is a lab . whats yours ?
he is an australian shepard . i cant imagine live without him .
when i used to fly i was always glad to get home to my best friend .
do you fly for a living ?
i used too . i retired to southern new mexico .
my parents live on opposite sides of the country now that they are divorced
at least you have parents . mine died when i was young .
i am sorry to hear that .
its ok . you take what life gives you .
i surround myself with my many friends when i am sad .
that is a good thing . i hope you are not sad often .
no , just the stress of college . i graduate in a few years .


twilight is my favorite book series. i only surf when the tide is low. i want to find out what it s like to eat grasshoppers. i m a huge fan of jason mraz.

hello ! it is a beautiful night here in seattle . how are you ?
hello how are you doing ?
good . just settled in for the night with my hubby .
i am about to read my favorite book the twilight .
ah , you will not like this but i have never read it or watched the movies
i am curious as to how a grasshopper taste .
probably crunchy . i am a vegan so eating animals is not my thing .
i love to surf when the tide is calm .
our boat is docked on the pacific right now .
i am a big lover of jason mraz .
i like him too . i have his cd and we listen to it often in my salon .
he is such an awesome artist .
very talented . i dyed my hair purple yesterday .
i bet you look really cool . is purple your favorite color ?
no , actually it is not but green hair would not look as good !
have a great evening , i am done .


and , i love psychoanalyzing my friends. i am a special ed teacher. i love rage metal music. i have two sons that i am raising by myself. i sell cosmetics in my spare time.

hello ! how was your day ?
it has been a long day ! i am trying to relax now . you ?
same ! i made dinner using a recipe from my mom
that sounds nice . i ordered takeout tonight for me and my sons .
how many kids do you have ? i have a restaurant that does take out
i have two sons , raising them by myself . it can get hard sometimes
i bet . i lost my mom when i was 18 so i kind of understand
sorry to hear that . what do you do for fun ?
i like to cook traditional russian meals . you ?
that sounds awesome . do you have examples ? i sell makeup in my spare time .
they are recipes from my mom so they are secret . that is fun !
i wish i had secret family recipes . my grandma took them to her grave .
i am sorry to hear that . when did she pass ?
years and years ago , i was only a child .
i see . after my mom past i started a restaurant about three years later
does it make you feel close to her still ?


i hate cleaning. i am italian american. i work in finance. my favorite color is blue. i paint with watercolors.

hi ! whats the weather like there ? it was a sunny day here .
beautiful . beginning to look like autumn . lover the paint nature when the leaves turn .
so you are a painter ! i can tell right away , i like you already !
just do not ask me to clean . but i love watercolors and painting any type of nature .
i could hang out with you , n i do not feel that way about everyone
must be my italian heritage . we are welcoming people . just do not cross us . . . . .
i am italian too . 100 . and i like winning . do you ever play the numbers ?
does wall street count ? my job is in finance . so , i look at the ticker everyday .
i am just a poor italian , though well educated . love to cook . mania
hah ! ! ! ! you would be welcome in my family . it is huge .
how many brothers and sisters ? i have 5 brothers , 2 sisters
i am the oldest . then three sisters and my little brother .
blessings to you and your family . there is nothing nicer . stay close !
i will do my friend . take care and god speed .
i knew i would like you . could tell right off the bat !
i think we could be good buddies . you take care and good luck with your numbers .