i have survived near death experiences. i sometimes drive fast. i prefer reading to sports. i am a gentle giant.

hello , how are you today ?
i am doing great . just relaxing with a good book . you ?
i am doing well , just having some of my children over to visit
that sounds nice . how many kids do you have ?
twelve kids . i know , it sounds like a handful to take care of but they are all grown
oh wow . i have one daughter and she keeps me busy lol . good for you
good thing you have only one child . twelve was stressful lol
i can imagine , definitely worth it though i bet .
how old are you and how old your daughter ? i am 53
i am 27 and my daughter is 1 and a 1 2 .
i am looking to move from alabama to somewhere else within the next year
oh do you plan on moving far ? i live in wisconsin .
i am originally from pennsylvania so maybe i might move back there
that is a beautiful state , very hilly and green .
yes although i am not fond of the crazy weather . i recently dyed my hair blonde
i love the four seasons . what color was it ? i have blonde hair too .


i love nighttime. i am an artist. i just bought new hoop earrings. i have a cat named charlie.

hi , how are you doing ?
hey , great just feeding my cat charlie . how are you ?
i am doing good . does charlie run fast ? running fast is my fav
he does ! mine too , i love going on night runs
yeah , the cool night air is nice when running .
is not it ! it my fav time of the day ! !
my mom worries about me running at night since i am kinda young .
that is sweet . what do do ? i own an art gallery . for local artists like myself
well i do not have a job . i train a lot for running .
where do you life ? i am in miami .
i would rather not say . ca not be too careful on the internet .
i hear that . do you like shopping ? i love jewelry .


i can recite the movie young frankenstein word for word. i can do convincing bird calls. i do volunteer work for human rights organizations. i am partially blind.

hi . what are you up to ?
hey , i am just here practicing my lines for young frankenstein .
oh really ? do you have to sing ? i love singing .
no just have to know all the words start to finish .
what are your hobbies ? mine are cooking and running .
i can sing like a bird though or should i say call like a bird .
that is so cool . do you have any trophies ? i have a lot .
i do not run as i can barely see anything . so no trophies .
i am sorry . maybe you will get an acting award .
i do volunteer on wednesdays which is fun . working with human rights is a reward .
that is awesome . you sound like a wonderful person .
i try to be a good person .
so are you in school for acting ?
no i just do it at the local club here . so much fun .


i used to be a lawyer. my next job will be in the federal court. i give everybody that comes in front me a fair chance. i m a judge in the circuit court. my name is albert.

hello how are you doing
i used to be a liar
ok that is nice ? i guess ?
i give everyone a chance
do you swim in the water
i have the name albert
i read very well for fun
i like to dip in ranch
where are you from where do you live
the outside cliffs of my mind
ok this is going no where how many turns till this is done
i am not sure , i will be in court
i hope we do not get paired again
i am sorry . why do not you have fun ?
this is not fun its nonsense
you are making money , smile


since young i have loved fashion. i love to go shopping and inspire myself in stylish stores. i moved to ny to study in a prestigious designing school. my inspirations are alexander mcqueen and coco chanel.

hello there ! how are you ?
great , taking a break from trying to design a dress to wear to a wedding
you design dresses . that is cool . my 18 year old loves weddings
yes , i love to go shopping and get new ideas on what i want to design
do you get any inspiration from animals ?
sometimes , i like to look at the patterns in thier coat
interesting . i volunteer sometimes at our local animal shelter
i do love cats , in fact mine was just sitting by me on my computer desk
haha . they do love to be the center of attention .
yes ! i live in ny and study design how about you ?
i am just a regular old mom
well there is nothing wrong with that i have one daughter


i am the youngest of three brothers. i live on a small farm in ohio. i play guitar in the local band. my name is omar. i ve never been to the city.

hello how are you today
greetings ! i am well . do you enjoy music ?
i do not like music , i love it
me too ! i play guitar .
i like to sing , i go to karaoke every thursday
that sounds like fun ! there is not anything like that here in rural ohio .
i travel a lot , in the winter i go to florida
i have not ever been to florida . never even as far as cincinnati .
you should get out more and see the world
i agree . particularly if the band i am in is to find its big break .
your in a band whats the name ?
we are the ohio trio . my brothers and i .
what type of music do you play
sort of a light jazz .
that is awesome what instrument do you play
i play guitar . my elder brother taught me . do you play any instruments ?


i can say the alphabet backwards. i am a redhead. i lost my job as a banker a month ago. i ve danced since i was two.

hello , i love to go shopping on the weekends .
cool . can you say the alphabet backwards ? i can
i have never tried . maybe if i concentrate really hard .
yes . you definitely can . my hair is red . i love it .
i like red hair . i am female and i wear a 12 .
me too . i lost my job a month ago . i was a banker .
i do not have a job , so currently i am planning a vacation to europe .
awesome ! i have danced there . since i was two years old .
oh wow ! i attend dance lessons with my boyfriend .
cool . what kind of dance lessons ?
salsa , it is really fun . what kind of dance do you do ?
i do all types . i love salsa dancing .
next i want to sail . i have not stepped foot on a cruise ship yet .
sailing is fun . wait until the the wind blows . it is awesome !


i am very athletic. i have lots of friends and can hold a conversation easily. i have been in a lot of romantic relationships that have ended up poorly. i wish i could be more serious about school. i get distracted easily.

hey ! what do you like to do for fun ?
hello ! ! i enjoy playing alot of sports in my free time .
whats your favorite sport to play ?
i enjoy playing football with my friends when i have free time .
do you like to take walks ?
no , i have been in too many relationships that turned out poorly and walking was always included
that is too bad , do you like to do things at a lake ? like swimming ?
yes ! me and my friends go to the lake and converse all day long
going to the lake is my favorite thing ! do you listen to music there ?
yes , but i cannot remember what i listen to i get distracted very easily .
you should try knitting , it helps you learn how to concentrate .
thank you , my distractions have made me not take school as serious as i would like .


i m pursuing my law degree. i went to college in chicago. i love playing tennis. i love reading mysteries in my free time. i am the youngest of 3.

i am tiffany , i am close to my brother
hi tiffany . how close ? i am in law school . you in school ?
i work , full time as a secretary for an insurance company
oh , ok . i two older siblings , so i know how great having a brother is .
my two dogs nancy and jane are extremely high spirited
i love dogs ! though i wish mine was more helpful while i play tennis . fetching balls . . .
i read a lot of crime novels
i tear through mystery novels like you would not believe . reading rules !
i will be traveling to disney world like we do every year .
disney world ? i have never been . is your brother going also ?
the entire family is going
nice . how many in your family ?
we are doing extremely well thanks for asking how about you ?
i am not going to disney , but i will survive ! haha . . .
haha ! like the song
ha ! i guess . when do you arrive in orlando ? how long will you stay ?


i want to be a museum curator. i am a painter. i went to new york city once. my favorite band is the beastie boys.

hey like music ? i love it
love the beastie boys ! who do you like ?
i like folk music . just got a degree from a community college
my profession is painter , but i would rather be a museum curator .
i understand that , i am apart of the navy
i have been to new york city one time , have you been there ?
yes i have , was a orphan there
oh , that had to be a scary time in your life .
did you like the big apple ?
yes . i was there to help a friend paint their apartment .
yes it was that is why i got a degree in communication
nice . that comes in handy in the navy .


i want to go back to school. i like to watch shows on netflix. i want to learn self defense. i want to move to las vegas. my sister is my best friend.

hi , you know how to make a unicorn cry ?
haha . have i seen a show about this ? i love watching shows on netflix
i love rock and go to community college . so do you know how ?
not really interested . i do want to learn a bit of self defense
hmmm . if you tell a unicorn you eat horse meat it will cry . you dance ?
a little . i miss that about school , and i would like to go back
i make and see smoothie . you ?
nah . my sister does , though . she is my best friend .
ask your sister this . what do you call a camel with 3 humps ?
are you drunk in las vegas ? i really want to move there too !
pregnant . i have a pet bird named winnie the coo .
a pet bird ? i prefer dogs , thank you very much .
get out ! me too ! but my parents said no . you draw ?
yeah . i love drawing unicorns . want to see some ?
omg ! yes ! you have any blue ones ?
i though unicorns were supposed to be white !


i still live at home with my parents. i eat all take out. i do not want a job. i play video games all day.

hi how are you doing
hi i am doing well . just ate take out . how are you ?
i am good just relaxing with my dogs and cats
that is nice . i do not have pets , my parents will not let me
i was not allowed when i was younger but now i can
do you have a job ? i wish i could get paid for playing video games
yes here in chicago working in a lawyers office
i have never been there but i have had chicago style pizza for take out
its a great city but my moms always miss me and say love you
where do your moms live ? i want to move away but that means i need a job
they live in the sunshine state florida lol
it is very pretty there . i bet they have good take out there
yeah there is a lot of takeout lol do you like games ?
i love video games . that is how i spend my days . you ?
i like to play quake on slackware linux
i like to play on my nintendo switch


my favorite color is red. i like to water ski. my dad was a cop. i spend my free time volunteering at nursing homes. i am tall.

why do politicians lie a lot ?
the better to manipulate you my dear .
so i feel i cannot get married to a politician .
you can if you just open your heart
so do you forgive every one who lies to you ?
i can forgive them cause i will soon forget them . they do not get to stick around
what if its a family member or relative you stay with ?
if i am staying with them , i would make sure i do not compromise my housing
you send them away or ignore them ?
it would vary , but i would have a safe outlet for being upset with them
am having trouble with my cousins who lie to me and make me a fool .
try talking to them . if words do not work . so them the wrong in their ways
they pretend to listen to what i tell but make the same mistakes again .
figure out how to show them their ways . or figure out how to get out of there
they make my life a hell on earth but care for them financially in everything .
i cut off my relatives in 2011


i work as a vet. i have 3 dogs and 2 cats. i am a 30 year old female. i like to ride my bike. i am a vegan.

well hi there ! how are doing today ?
i am doing ok , how about yourself ?
i am great ! i think i might finally be able to get my car fixed .
well that is fantastic new , what is wrong with it ?
shot transition , but now i think i can make the gym tonight .
do you like working out then ?
love it . what are you up to tonight ? want to come ?
well i would , but i am on call for work
oh yeah ? where are you working these days ?
i am a vet at the local emergency animal hospital
oh wow ! that is impressive ! what are you going to do while you wait for a call ?
probably just hang out at home with my pets and my husband
you got married , too ? ! man , we need to chat more often . do you guys do anything fun ?
well he is going to culinary school , so he is teaching me to cook


people notice how organized i am. i love to gossip. i have never kissed a woman. i believe that i can achieve anything.

hi ! how are you ? i am the oldest of 3 boys
cool i am 30 and i have never had a kiss . well from a woman anyways
no fun ! the drums is my thing . i play in a band .
that is awesome ! i know i will kiss a woman one day
i am sure you will ! my mom was also a single mom
yep like i always say if you believe it you can achieve it
yes ! where i grew up it was hard in the projects of chicago !
o wow i bet it was tough ! do you like gossip ? i love it
yes i do ! and shows that gossip !
me too ! people always say i am so organized
i am so unorganized its bad !
i can help you fix that !
i need help in that area !
ok well you help me kiss a girl and i will help you organize lol
sounds like a good deal to me !
do you have any hobbies ?


i am quiet but confident. i think food trucks are awesome. my brother raised me after our parents died. i often worry about where to park when i go somewhere new. i am not really a blond.

hello , how was your weekend ? did you do anything fun ?
hey . i am good i want to a food truck event . i think they are cool .
that is awesome ! i went to a car show .
big event like car shows i tend to worry about parking ; so many people .
i decided to do something that was not costly , my credit cards are overloaded .
org . . . i totally understand . that is sounded kinda like blond but i am not lol .
ll , i am thinking of going to drive my purple ferrari around town .
you are rich . wish i had money like you . my brother rise me after parents died
you have a nice brother . i bet you guys are close .
pretty close . he tells me all the time that i am quiet but very confident .
that is great , i am going to call my ex boyfriend now . its his birthday .
do you still like him ?


i love to travel. dogs are my favorite animal. i like to eat pizza. i enjoy cooking and baking.

just got back from a run . i hope we are not having veggies again .
whats your favorite kind of food ?
i like fruit and bread but definately not veggies . you ?
pizza is definitely my favorite
yeah , that is a great food before one of my marathons
do you like to cook ?
not much but i like to eat dinner at home with the family .
do you have any pets ?
six cats and two dogs , you ?
i have dogs they are my favorite
yeah my chevy drama is great for taking the dogs camping with me
i bet . do you travel much ?
not too much , how about you ?
yeah its my favorite to do
me , i shop at american eagle . love their jeans .
very nice . i like to bake


i wish i was a tiger. i tell bad jokes on purpose. i speak fluent german. i am six feet tall.

hey , do you watch a lot of tv ?
yes i love watching german tv
oh , i guess you would not really watch my show then . that is fine
do you have a favorite animal ?
hmm , i spent a lot of time with elephants , maybe those .
mine is a tiger . and i am not lion !
do you want to listen to some music ?
sure . i love polka music . what kind of music did you have in mind ?
country only if i am being honest
i willie like country music too . as good as cash . parton my bad jokes ! hehe
i do not like jokes . they cause a lot of scenes to be messed up
ah . es tut mir leid . do you play basketball ?
not really , do you want to teach me ?
yes . it is easy when you are my height .


my mom is a cancer survivor. pizza is my favorite food. i am single and not looking. my favorite hobby is reading suspense novels.

hey . how are you today . do you live in the usa ?
i am good and yes i live in the us
i work as a waitress and i am in kansas . what do you do for a living ?
i sell home insurance to people
do you like doing that job ?
yeah i do , but i would much rather be reading suspense novels
do you like music ? my favorite band is worn . i am also into nirvana .
yeah i like music but i do not really have any favorites
are you happy in your life ?
yeah i am its mainly focused around taking care of my mom
sweet ! i am happy too . i got married recently .
that is nice when did you get married ?
about a week ago . are you married or have any kids ?
no i am single and i am not looking for anyone right now


i used to follow the grateful dead when they toured. i am a short order cook at a local diner. i have a terrible singing voice. this past summer i hiked the appalachian trail. under a pen name , i write romance books.

hi , how has your day been ?
great , it was beautiful day here in north carolina . you ?
very good , the day stared with church and ended with family time .
lovely , do you have to go to work tomorrow ?
i do yes , do you ?
yes , i work at a local diner . how about you ?
i am a teacher and i am trying to get a job in baltimore .
do you live in baltimore ?
i do not i live just outside of baltimore . where do you live ?
i live in asheville nc . i hiked the appalachian trail this past summer .
that is exciting . who is your favorite music artist ? mine is yo gotti .
i love yo la tengo . i have never heard of yo gotti
he is a rapper . i have never heard of yo la tengo .
can you sing ? i am a terrible singer .
i cannot sing either , but i do it in the shower ! ll
oh and i like the grateful dead . i used to follow them when they toured .


my name is todd. i want to grow up to be a superhero one day. my favorite hero is superman. i am 8 years old.

we got 5 dogs adopted this weekend , just in time before my bands tour !
oh wow i love dogs what are their names ? ? ?
phil , bean , lester , star , and angel . not mine , i just volunteered at the humane society and helped
my dog is named clark , like clark kent .
haha does he fly ? i have always wanted to go skydiving to see what that is like .
no but one time i went on a glider with my cousin it was like flying
that sounds righteous ! when my bro and i are not touring i am boring and garden .
my mom has a garden do you grow tomatoes ?
oh yeah , love em . my bro gets annoyed i grow a lot in our apartment haha .
i do not like them except in ketchup but sometimes they are okay
my bro does not either , but should not twins like all the same stuff ?
oh you are twins ? can you read each other minds ?
read minds ? probably not . predict his next move ? totally
so like a super power !
i wish ! can you imagine having real super powers ?
yes ! i do all the time ! i hope i get some one day


i am bald with a thick beard. i wear nice clothes. i work as an attorney. i enjoy comedies.

hey , i am in school to be a dentist . how about you ?
i have been working as a lawyer for 15 years now .
wow , that is a great profession .
i had to go through tough times in law school .
it was all worth it though ? i am up late all night
of course ! i am making close to 6 figures now .
exactly , do you have any hobbies ?
i write a blog critiquing films .
cool i am into sports , i like the raptors .
i have never been into sports . i would rather hit the books .
that is cool too . you are very intellectual then .
i would not say very but i am flattered !
you are a lawyer so i know you have got skills .
you are just too kind person !
ll that is just my personality . i like to compliment people .
that will get you pretty far in life .


i m a musician with a day job. i have a pond at home with a pet koi named spot. i play electric violin , and also work as an accountant. my favorite band is imagine dragons. lately i ve been learning how to garden.

hello how are you today
i am fine just playing my electric violin
nice . what do you do for a living ?
i am a accountant and i am learning about gardens in free time
i am looking for a job ,
wow i am looking for musicians for my band do you play ?
no but i have recently graduated college
cool i enjoy my koi pond with a pet names spot
that is good i have a small business but i do not make much
but you will soon keep at it
i hope , i sell stuff at local fairs too for extra money
i love things from imagine dragons do you have any collectables ?
i have a few things that i intend to sell
i would love to visit your store
you should ! i set up every saturday at the fair
i would be there i love to shop


i love to dance. i have asthma. i like to go running. i am 6 foot tall.

cheers to the weekend ! how are you ?
whoop , happy dance lol ! i am good , how are you ?
i am well trying to determine which band tee i am going to wear
oh , nice . where are you headed ?
work , build a few drones , then comic con !
sounds like a lot of fun ! i might go for a run , nothing too exciting .
love techno music its a banger
me too , i love dancing to it !
cool we gotta party hard !
yes , for sure ! i wish the weekend was longer !
this 1 was for the holiday
oh , nice . where are you from ?
the far midwest , how about you ?
i live really far north in a really small town lol !


people say i can cook well. i can play piano. i work at a bar. i surf everyday. i like to listen to country music.

good afternoon , have you had lunch yet ?
yes , i made a really nice roast beef sandwich . you ?
i am thinking about raiding my garden for a chicken salad . or , maybe a nice soup .
that sounds nice . i wish i had my own garden . i am a pretty good chef .
i am too . plenty of practice on my teens and pets .
what kind of music do you like ? i love country .
i love rap ! tupac is my favorite .
that is cool . they play a lot of rap at the bar where i work .
i have to drive an hour to find a bar , i live in a very small town .
my dad grew up in a town with less than 100 population .
i think there may be seventy here . maybe a few more .
wow . that is pretty small . do you ever get out to the coast ?
yes , i vacation in cali and florida both . sometimes , even mexico .
i bet there is a lot of good surfing there .
there is . i love surfing , do you ?
i am on my board every day of the week .


until then i will make 215 an hour. i cannot wait to start my new life. i make and me by waiting tables. i hope it to become a doctor one day.

since getting my ba in education , i just got a job at a school !
that good anyway how are you today ?
i am super happy about it ! it is in my hometown , which is nice . you ?
just doing alright . getting ready for work . got big dreams .
what kind of dreams ? do you have kids ? i love kids .
kids is nice . all with going on in this world i just want to help .
you can help me unpack ! my new apartment is so close to work but cluttered .
would like that barley geting by almost making 2 bucks an hour
that is terrible , you need a new job .
why i got big dreams one day and thank you
i hope your dreams come true . if not , come teach with me .
like to cure people that in need . thanks for the offer though .
like a doctor ? a pediatrician could work with kids all day , like me .
one day till than the tips i make will help me with school .


madonna is my sister. i have five cats. my favorite color is blue. my husband is the ceo of taco bell. i am next in line to become queen of england.

hellooooooo ! how are you this evening
i am doing very well , thank you . how are you sir ?
i am good . just showing my bro my new computer .
well i am just preparing to rule england .
wow that is crazy ! when you do i will bake you a cake
bake one for my sister too , her name is madonna .
i totes will i love to bake !
do you like tacos ? my husband owns taco bell .
org that is awesome ! i do like tacos ! do you dance ?
i like to do the tango in my blue dress , yes !
haha i would look like a smurf in a blue dress
i do not associate with smurfs , sorry . maybe my cats would though !
oh no ! i will just give them a tuna cake .
fair enough . enjoy your evening . conversation was easy !


i have a dog that has behavioral issues. i work from home doing various jobs on the internet. i love beef. i enjoy playing guitar and video games. i am in a very intimate and loving relationship.

hello , how are you today ?
i am okay , i work from home on the internet , but my dog has been acting crazy
is your dog doing okay ?
yeah , just behavioral issues . i cannot wait for my husband to come home .
what does your husband do for a living ?
he is a manager of a guitar store
that is very cool . i am a professional baker
yea it is . i enjoy playing guitar . being a baker must be a lot of fun .
it is . i love cake . i also love to play tennis
tennis is hard . . . i can only play it in video games , which i love too .
video games are fun . i like the show silicon valley
oh , my husband and i watch that show , it is very good .
i like to watch it with my sisters
oh how many sisters do you have ?
i have two . we live together
you must get along really well .


i work at the local bank. i ve been divorced for 2 years. i m a cat person. i love collecting teapots.

i am working my way through college taking care of wee uns how about you ?
hi , teller , divorced , and collect teapots . you ?
when i get my mba i probably will not stay at the daycare though .
i used to babysit . i found out i do not like kids . you sing ?
well my mom taught me to sing along with her students .
great ! i hat two cats . john and wayne are their names .
my dad wanted me to follow in his footsteps drilling teeth . does not interest me though
i see . you are the first singing mba i know . you married ?
no . i want to wait until i am fiscally solvent
hmmm . does your dad do your moms teeth ?
no she does not trust dentists . strange eh ?
get out ! me too ! how many teapots do you have ? i have 22 .
one teapot in my dorm room . needs to be cleaned .
is your mom and dad still living ? are they divorced ?
yes they are . no they are not . they are very happy
great ! how long does it take to be solvent ?


i like going to canada. i love the band van halen. i want to be a doctor. i play dungeons and dragons.

my farm was stolen from the government
oh no . why ? i am a college kid that goes to canada once a week .
it is tough in kansas . but at least i have reality television .
what reality show do you like ? i am going to fail math because of dungeons and dragons .
i want to move to thailand .
i have friends in thailand and i would not mind doing internship to be a doctor there .
foreigners can not do all the jobs . it is the law .
true but i would like too . van halen is going to be my surgery music .
i want to farm again . i am so sad . so very sad .
that sucks that the government took your farm .
why did the bank steal my farm ? it is not fair !
did you make your payments ?
no , the bank beat me up .
i am so sorry . banks tend to want their money though .
that is why i will go to thailand .
i really hope thailand treats you better .


my husband was a career soldier. i am a senior citizen. my grandchildren range in age from 30 to 7. i like to read.

hey how are you doing today i love collections
i am good , i collect books and grandchildren !
for me it is dolls and antics
very cool . how old are you ?
i am very young but romantic
i am old and romantic too . did you serve in the military ?
not really in victorian stuff to
i have 14 grandchildren . do you have kids ?
i m still very young like dancing jazz
i would rather read a good book . you seem nice .
i like reading books to but i m not really into it
my husband , god rest his souls , loved books about war .
oh wow that s pretty interesting
i miss him terribly . have you lost someone ?
oh i m sorry about that i misunderstood it
no worries love . life is so precious , i tell this to my grandchildren .


i went to college. driving in the country side is a pastime. i like to go shopping. i wanted to be a nurse.

i am 26 years of age . how about you ?
i am older than that so what did you always want to be when you grew up ?
police officer ! sense i was a little kid .
i always wanted to help people medically
what a good choice of carrer ! congrats hun !
thanks so what is a favorite pastime of yours ?
oh gosh i have allot . being under the age of 21 was nice .
i liked being seeing the sites of different towns
yea been a photographer for awhile . same here !
have you ever gone to take extra classes to get a carreer ?
i have almost finished with it too ! just gotta finish one book .
yeah i went to take extra classes too its rough
yeah just glad though school has started . keeps my mind busy .
yes that is very true and it pays off in the end too


i love to read the bible before i go to bed. i am an middle school teacher for 8th grade. i love to go to the symphony orchestra. i sing in the church choir every sunday.

hey what is your deal ?
i teach the eight grade , what about you ?
i have two arms covered in tats so no teaching .
i read the bible every night
is 43 too old for a woman to have pink hair ?
i like older women so not at all
excellent . my truck driving days may be at an end soon though . do you like work ?
not as much as i love travelling
that is a good priority to have
gotta have goals in life right ?
absolutely you need goals . do you play soccer ?
i have but not really
neither do i really . i just run .
running sound like a lot of fun
it is so much fun but you need good shoes
are shoes that important ?


i am a military veteran. i love travelling and discovering new cultures. i have been married for 20 years. i volunteer at my local animal shelter. my favorite sport is football.

hi there hows your day going ?
it is going slowly but making the bucks . how you doing ?
well i hear that what do you like to eat ?
animals . i work at a shelter sometimes and take home the surplus .
lol i like sushi and some pizza
oh sushi ! i want to go to tokyo . do you travel ?
yes but i would prefer working on my garden
so are you into finding new societies and things ?
not really i tend to keep to my self now that i am older
ok that is a good ending
yea what are your plans for the week
i think i will drink some water and continue being married .
haha yea water is always good specially when ice cold
also being married for decades is nice . are you ?
yes for 35 years now
oh wow even longer than me . happy ?


i have not gone home in over two years. i work remotely as a programmer. i live a nomadic lifestyle and travel frequently. i can speak three languages. i am currently traveling in japan.

hello . how are you doing tonight ?
good . . how about you today ? ?
kind of depressing . my boyfriends want to stay in an open relationship .
so . . whats the problem ? you do not like him ?
i love him . i do not love the open relationship . i am ready to be married again .
if you love the person . . its ok to be on open relationship . .
yes , but i am also so mad at a coworker . just a stressful weekend .
it happens some times . . got to go along with that
i guess its just i have 10 years more experience but she gets promoted !
many things plays in office politics . .
yes . so lets talk about you . enough about me and my problems .
i am a plain simple guy . . take it easy attitude


i have a wife and two kids back in the states. i am an army ranger. i secretly love my long deployments , because it gets me away from conventional life. i would be honored to give my life for my country.

hello ! do you have any hobbies ?
i like to pay guitar . you ?
i play the drums ! what kind of music do you play ?
i listen to a little bit of everything .
nice ! i listen to a lot of rap , especially drake
oh . what do you do for a living ?
i am a chef , i love to cook
i love being an army ranger .
wow ! do you have a lot of time for other activities ?
yes , when i am not deployed .
are you deployed at the moment ?
no , but i leave in three weeks .
are you nervous ? what will you do in the meantime ?
a little . i am going to miss my kids and wife .
you should go out to dinner with them . i love going out to eat .
i enjoy going out to eat too .


i love pizza. going to the beach is my favorite past time. i like reading mystery novels. my son is a football player.

hi there , how are you ?
i am great . how are you ?
feeling pretty sad that my husband no longer wants the kids so they are all my responsibility
that is very sad . i could not imagine it without my son .
it is sad . we have four kids and a couple of dogs
that is a lot of responsibility
yes , even at my age of 50
oh wow . you have a lot to do .
yes , maybe i should indulge in some icecream . i do like that
and some pizza . pizza is the best .
what else do you like ?
i like to walk on the beach
that sounds like it would be relaxing
it is very nice and peaceful


my dog is the ring bearer. i am getting married next week. my family hates my fiancé. we will be traveling to niagra falls for our honeymoon.

hello , how are you today ?
pretty good what about you
you know , just watching tv and movies
cool , are you married ?
no , i enjoy game of thrones too much
that is cool cool , i am getting married soon but my family does not like my fiance
oh that is too bad , try taking them to a renaissance fair
hmmm maybe i could try that haha
do you have a job ?
yes i am self employed , what about you
i mostly work at home but i often do outside jobs
that is cool , our dog will be out ring bearer
do you enjoy cosplay ? i do
what is that ? not sure
we dress up as characters from famous movies and act
oh okay , sounds like fun , never did that tho


i enjoy going to festivals. i recently started working online. i eat meat. my friends don t call my by my real name. my favorite band is the story so far.

hello , hare you doing this day ?
i am great , catching up on work
ok . i am reading game of thrones now .
i am great , catching up on work
great harry potter is my favorite .
i am great , catching up on work
you like the walking dead right . i do
i work online for a tax company . game of thrones is cool
do you read anything else
walking dead is cool . . . i like mysteries
really . i think that law and order books are good to
i like the tv show
i just love reading books and watch sci fi movies .
i go to festivals with my friends
i am getting ready to go to the fair this october
i love the fair especially the food


i sometimes scratch my nose for fun. i love to read books. my favorite number is 7. i am a deaf man. i never learned how to drive.

good evening how are you ?
i am good , just finished reading my 7th book for the year !
oh that is amazing i love reading , mysteries are my favorite .
all 7 of them were mysteries ! what a coincidence .
crazy . where are you located ? i am in santa monica , california .
i am in delaware . never left .
ah you should visit by car even if you can its a beautiful drive .
i do not know how to drive , but maybe one day .
i just got a new chevy bolt its very efficient .
oh that is very nice , what color ?
kinetic blue metallic . everyone at work loves it .
very nice . lots of cool points for you .
i am the supervisor at a power plant so it really sets the tone .
i work from home . i am deaf so its just easier for me .


sometimes , i like to relieve myself when on roses. i like hiking up volcanoes. i think canadian women are incredibly attractive. i can t get enough ginger snaps.

hello how are you ?
i am doing well . how about you ?
enjoying some ice cream before i pick up my 4 kids from school
wow four kids must be wold . are you canadian ?
no i am american . 4 kids is a lot . my husband does not want them
oh , i think canadian women are so hot . that is sad about your husband
50 years old and i am stuck with 4 kids he does not want . and 2 dogs
oh you can leave , i bet you are a treasure . do you like hiking ?
no time to hike with all these kids . do you hike ?
yeah up volcanoes . it is exciting
wow that sounds really fun . what else do you enjoy ?
ginger snaps , i am like addicted . what about you ?
i really love ice cream but no time for other pleasures
oh , you should start a rose garden


i just moved to los angeles from tokyo. i want to be a famous actor. my english is not very good yet. i love to walk my dog everyday after work.

hello how are you doing ?
greetings , i am do well thank you . how are you today ?
fine just looking at the nashville news .
i am new to america . nashville good place to live ?
yes it is , i love shopping at the farmer market every week .
i walk my animal past market everyday after work . what is your favourite thing to purchase ?
i recycle my plastic and paper trash to show my commitment to the environment .
is that what farmer market is for ?
i work part time as a clerk at the local university .
i take acting classes at a university . which university you work ?
nashville university , you can buy all organic products there .
you have passion for environment . very honourable
yes i believe in keeping the planet safe .
when i become famous actor , i wish to keep strong morals like you
you will be a awesome actor just keep the faith .
i try very hard . i moved to los angeles to pursue . hopefully it pays off


i enjoy cooking italian food. i m in my last year of grad school. i love trips to the beach. i m the world s best aunt.

hey , what is up ? what are you up to ?
hello tell me about yourself
i can beat you in chess probably
i can beat you at cooking italian food
maybe . i am almost blind .
that sucks i love looking a the beach seeing the waves
i saw a solar eclipse before with no glasses
oh no ! that sounds painful
that is why i am kind of blind
now you have learned your lesson i guess
i got a job though recently
where at if you do not mind me asking ?
at a club . a security person
nice do not throw people out to hard
i will try not to . i want to be nice .
you would be the first , can you carry a firearm


i like listening to other rap music too. one of my favorite artists is drake. i also enjoy cooking. a hobby of mine is the drums. i like to go out to eat.

only a few minutes to chat while the red sauce simmers . dinner for 17 !
noah , a lot of friends coming tonight ! can i help ?
just the family . italians . italian americans . my folks are 1st generation .
momma mia ! let me play some music while you cook !
as long as its not rap . my husband is older and does not like all the noise .
oh . trust me , you wo not regret listening ! its so great ! ! drake is amazing .
ink drake . i am only stateside few years since i was 14 .
well . . . i can play the drums while you simmer that pasta !
just do not drum loudly . my marriage is still new i turned 19 last march .
okay , i will drum softly as you stir the marinara . . . .
excellent ! and you can quietly tell me more about who drake is .
he is a real man , a well spoken rapper ! just listen to hotline being and you will know
hey , now . i thought we agreed no rap ? ! ?
when hubby gone just sneak over to youtube and prepare to have your mind blown !


i am the leader of the french fry research department at del taco. my favorite band is u2. i once fell up a whole flight of stairs. my life s passion is designer french fries. my daily driver is a bicycle that you pedal with your hands.

hello . how are tonight ? i just enjoyed a freshly baked cookie with chocolate chips
my head hurts , thanks for asking . sounds like you are good tonight with that cookie .
do you have a headache ? yes , a good cookie does wonders .
yeah , i have a headache . i think it is from falling up the stairs earlier today .
i am so sorry . please be careful of head injury . did you get checked out ?
nah , i do not make enough money to take useless visits to the hospital .
. . . been there . i would drive you if you live nearby , and pay for your visit .
that is very generous of you ! but we must be aware of stranger danger too .
okay . i feel safe in my toyota . my forever car .
my favorite car brand is honda , i think my civic will actually last a lifetime .
yes , a relative had one for years and years . do you have a favorite superhero ?
no , not unless my company makes a french fry superhero . what do you do for work ?
i work for pepsi . and it is my favorite soda .
i work for del taco , i am a researcher . what do you do for pepsi ?


green is my favorite color. i am an aspiring singer. i enjoy playing tennis. my father worked for ge. i love animals.

good morning how are you today ?
pretty good . i love the color green its my fave color .
does anything annoy you ? i get annoyed tidying up after my family .
a lot of things but i get over them . i play tennis
that is a good way to live . where do you work ?
i am an animal activists . so i work with animals . and love it
awesome ! that is great . personally i would rather eat for a living .
my dad is head engineer for ge .
that is a fantastic job . do you think there is life out there in the universe ?
i am hoping to be an aspiring singer . all that lessons i have taken will be beneficial .
can you really hope to be an aspiring singer ?
well i do hope , but not sure . i mean i do my best to have faith though .
ah i see what you mean . but do you think there are ufos ?
i do not know . even though people have proven them it is on youtube .
i do not trust youtube videos . it makes me sad .
yeah sometimes you do not know what you are actually watching


i enjoy jazz music from when i was a girl. my left knee is filled with metal. i have 3 dogs and a parrot. my family means the world to me. i play bingo every wednesday with my husband.

hi how are you today ?
i am doing great . how about you ?
i am alright just hating this weather
cold weather bothers me since metal fills my left knee .
summer is definitely my favorite
so are you married ? i have a husband that plays bingo with me every wednesday .
i am not . do you like the flash ?
i did as a girl . jazz is another thing i enjoyed , too . got any pets ?
i do not but i enjoy butterflies
do you like dogs ? i have 3 . how about birds ? i have a parrot .
they are alright but butterflies rule
what means the world to you ? mine is my family .
to me its summer for sure
i like the summer too since that is when we play the most bingo .


i want to go to mars. i am an avid artist. i am a scientist. i know karate. i have 3 kids.

how are you ? i am home making music with fart noises with my armpits .
i am good . haha that sounds hilarious
it is fun ! when i was a child i was a superman fan .
i believe superman should have been from mars . i love mars .
i would like to visit mars . i am afraid of heights . what are your hobbies ?
martial arts , science , and i love being creative artistically
all my ex girlfriends have cheated on me , but not my current one . . . yet . . . lol
that is very bad luck . maybe it is karma
i hope this one sticks . i am very happy now .
i am happy for you . i hope my kids are happy in the future .
i hope your kids make good choices , and do not cheat on their significant others . . lol
i hope so too ! i will go ninja on them if they do not .
do what you gotta do ! do not mess with me !
lol do not get on my bad side !
how old are you children ?
5 weeks , 2 1 2 , and 5 . they are awesome


i go to high school. math is my favorite subject. i live in the united states. i am a boy.

hi , how are you doing today ?
good how are you doing ? are you in school
i am not , are you ?
yes , i am in high school
wow , do you like it ? my nickname was gentle giant in high school .
i do like it , i love math
that will come in handy , what do you want to do for work ?
i want to work for nasa . where do you live
that is really cool ! i live in california on the beach , how about you ?
i live in nevada , not near the beach at all
sounds hot but i bet you can drive fast on the highways there .
i could if i had a car
maybe your family will buy you one , nothing better than family .
i agree but my dad says i have to work for it
that makes sense , they can be dangerous too . i have had near death experiences in cars .
yikes , what happened , was everyone ok


i am an engineer. i decided to quick my job and travel for a couple of months. i love to dance salsa. i am currently working on a project that involves bitcoins.

hi how are you doing ?
i am great thank you for asking
what do you do for a living ?
i am involved with bitcoins how about you ?
i am a full time student
that is interesting i graduated with an engineering degree
what do you do for a living ?
i invest in bitcoins like i said , yourself ?
i have no idea what that is
digital currency do you travel any ?
i cant i am a starving student
i am sorry i do instruct salsa lessons too lol


i like tacos. i enjoy swimming. my favorite color is orange. i am a secretary. i have 3 cats.

hi , nice to meet you . where are you from ?
thank you too . i am from maine . you ?
i am in the states as well . how are you doing today ?
very well , eating my favorite food . tacos . you ?
i am just looking up places to travel to
cool you should go to london
i have been there before , as well as ireland and australia .
sounds amazing . do you have any pets ?
no i do no . how about you ?
yeah i have a gang of cats , well just 3 really
oh nice . what kind are they ?
i can not tell , they were feral
oh i see . did you get them from the shelter ?
nope , they were in a box on the side of the road , i felt sad for them


my mother is a librarian. i would like to be a journalist one day. i love to read fantasy novels and poetry. i often help her sort books in the library. i am going to school for writing.

hello how are you today
i am pretty bored if i am being honest
that sounds awful why do you feel that way
i finished sorting all the books at the library
do you work at the library ?
i just help out there , my mom works there
how long has she worked there
for a long time . why ? do you love her ?
no , i was just curious
oh , what do you do ?
i like to read a lot
will you read to me ?
what do you like to read
anything fun and cool and magical


i enjoy reading history books. i love to dance. i grew up in new hampshire. my favorite food is mexican.

hey how is it going ? any advice on avoiding impulse ?
hey whats up ? well i am a dancer . that usually keeps my mind calm
sweet . i am too poor for that . welfare since last month , wanting to walk into traffic since .
well do not do that . just go get some mexican food . always makes me happy
like that , well any meat i love meat so much !
oh yea ? where are you from ?
the south , you can tell by my love of creed ! how about you ?
well i gre up in new hamshire . not real familiar with the south lol
well , i am sorta typical . incarcerated father , impulse issues . any other hobbies ?
just dancing . i do love history though . i read history books constantly
really ? i do not read much . anything on making wealth ?
no not really . i am just infatuated with history for some reason


i am a female and love to be surrounded by males. people say i have a cute laugh. i working in a publishing building. i am still in love with my ex boyfriend. i love to cook for my family and friends.

do you want to go surfing with me ?
hello how are you yes , i would enjoy that
i am okay , i am a little stressed if i am being honest .
what time are you expected to leave ? where is the meeting point ?
at the hotel , when i get off work maybe .
honesty is always best . whats up ? why stressed ? can i help ?
not saving money very well i guess
please be more specific . lots of places are near by
for college , i am poor
totally relatable . that can be a stressor
do you want to give me money
ask your boss for more hours .
i did he said no chance
when we are done surfing lets go to a rummage sale .
i guess that sounds fine . will you buy me something ?
they are always fun . lots of cool stuff


i am a very funny woman. i drive a honda car. i own 3 cats. i deliver packages for a living. i love candy.

hello , how are you tonight ?
hello ! it is a great night . watching netflix with my 3 cats .
hi ! i am bill , getting ready to go to bed , farming is early work .
i have no idea what it is like to be a farmer . i am a city girl
i know nothing else , you can come visit our cattle ranch .
that would be great . is it in texas ?
no , outside of grand rapids .
is that grand rapids , michigan ?
yes , it is . about 25 miles away .
okay . that sounds lovely . do you live with your family ?
yes , my wife and i have four small boys .
nice . i am a cat lady with a honda who works for fedex
we have a barn cat , she is very fiesty .
what is her name ? my cats are oreo , bacon and fluffy
she is panzer . the dogs are ; sherman , bradley and patton .
oh ! you have 3 dogs ! nice .


i enjoy hiking. my favorite artist is bob ross. i am a vegan. my mother has her own fashion brand. i got a job as an accountant 3 months ago.

hey how are you doing ?
things are going good tonight . how about you ?
i am doing quite fine
just got back from a hike . so much fun . what do you do for fun ?
i am pretty sheltered i just want to let loose
do it ! favorite foods ? i do not eat meats , or dairy .
i eat it all . are you a vegan ?
yea . i was not grown up that way , but am since following that diet .
pretty cool . i go to catholic school right now
good education i believe . i am an accountant . only 3 months .
i live in new england . do you know what that is ?
yes , east coast . i am also from the east coast .
not bad , i can not wait to raise hell
have you heard of mary jane fashions ? my mother created that .
that is amazing , i have never heard about it .
that is okay . so what are you going to do to raise hell ? !


i love gummy bears. i have 3 roommates. i am lactose intolerant. i have a parakeet. my favorite color is orange.

hey do you like musicians ?
well all three of my room mates are musicians so i guess so lol
like cds or mp3s i have a big collection .
i use mostly mp3s . . . easy and more convenient !
yea you do lol i love the beetles .
oh yeah they are classic ! i like mostly country music
i play my fav instrument too the bass .
oh interesting ! what else do you do for fun ?
collect a few things , how about you ?
hang out with our parakeet . . go running . . what do you collect ?
stamps stamps stamps lots of them .
i see . . i collect gummy bears . usually eat my collection daily , i love them !
lol ! i like vintage pieces also .
me too , always interesting . do u have any pets ?


i like comic books and anime. when i have free time , i sketch my favorite characters. i play a lot of video games. i am gay but i have not told my parents yet. i take things very literally.

hi , any good tips on becoming a vegetarian ?
no haha , i love meat , are trying to be healthier
me too . i want to try it but meat is just sooo good
yes it is , i eat steak an play my video games other than that . . .
ll . . cool pork rinds are my things
haha , give me some good steak i am good , everything else seems so stressful with my life
what is going on in your life ?
well some things i have not told my parents not sure how they will take it
i am sure your parents are understanding
well maybe not with this , i play games to forget about it
you want to tell me about it ?
its one of those closet situations hard to say


i am from baltimore md. my mother is a ballet dancer. i am a medical file clerk. i have six tattoos , all of cats. i have a pencil thin mustache.

hello , how are you today ?
hi i am good . . . good whether here in baltimore this morning . . enjoyed the picnic
ver nice . i have spent the day inside playing on my nintendo .
cool . . i wish to play those video games when i was a kid
what do you like to do ?
my work takes all of my time . . a clerk fr a medical company
that sounds exciting . do you like it ?
little bit . . its a daily routine . .
what is your favorite food ?
i love hotdogs . . i make them aswell
cool , i love hot dogs with mac and cheese . i also enjoy a good fish fillet .
cool . . what are your hobbies ? ?


i grew up on a farm. i like going to rock concerts. on weekends i go out with friends. i eat eggs and bacon for breakfast.

hi my eyes are blue
um okay ! so what do you do ?
i hate loosing no matter what i do
another strange response . . . i don t mind loosing
my dad passed away when i was only 2
i m sorry to hear that . i spent my childhood on the farm
i can not stand it here
where is here exactly ? why is it so bad ?
on this farm in ohio
i loved the farm . i go back with my friends on the occasional weekend
that must be fun then
sure then we cook a huge traditional breakfast with bacon and eggs the next morning
that sounds like something i would like
either that or we all go see a rock show for the weekend


i have a friend group , but i don t like any of them. i am a middle aged mother of two high school boys. but , i feel lost and far away from who i truly am. my days are filled with cross country try outs and basketball practice.

are you a dog lover ?
i love animals more than most people
i have two dogs ; bully breeds . it is hard to live in the city with them .
yeah , people get nervous around them . . . what do you like to do for fun ?
i visit the city , but i prefer to stay in the country or hit puerto rico
hit puerto rico ? your name maria ?
how did you know ? ! maria loca was my name in my crazy years .
lol they called my sister joy in my prime , but my kids keep me busy now
how many ? i was quit the rebellious one dressed in red and blue .
2 boys . . . why red and blue ?
that is my favorite combination of colors . maybe because they make purple .
i do love purple . . . the only good thing about my kids school
the school color is purple ? what grades are they in ?
11th and 9th . . . yellow and purple actually


i like the beatles. i am in gymnastics. my parents were scientists. i am well built and tall. i work as a scientist.

is the holy spirit with you ? i am a follower of seventh day adventist faith .
no , i was not raised religious . sorry .
not a problem . i will not preach .
no worries , how are you tonight ?
i am good . just going over lessons for my elementary school students tomorrow . yourself ?
also good , just got home from practice now going over sample results .
oh , that sounds dirty . i am always getting sick . i am told i am a hypochondriac .
the opposite actually , developing a new grease solvent
that sounds quite interesting . have you had dinner ?
i had a protein shake when i got home . what did you have ?
i had some tofu . i follow a strict vegan diet .
oh interesting , is that because of your faith ?
somewhat , but i just want to keep healthy so i do not get sick .
well meat can be part of a healthy diet , but if it works for you


i have a golden retriever. i like to hike. i work in advertising. my mother is dead.

hi , i am jake , and i like watching football with my friends .
ho i love hiking in the outdoors
that is fun , too . do you play sports ?
i like outdoor exercising better than organized sports
how about watching sports ?
yeah i like watching sports whos your fave football team
manchester united ! yours ?
lol thought we were talking about american football
well , then dallas cowboys !
they are great ! i am more of a giants fan myself
what do you like the most about football ?
throwing a party with my friends to watch the games
haha , me too ! watching with friends is the best .
do you have a job ?


i have two older brothers. my passion is photography. my favorite color is blue. i am a freshman at nyu.

i am glad that my nurse is my mom
i am a college student studying nursing .
oh wow . please try my new discovered indian food
i prefer american food living on the east coast of the us .
and i am getting a dog very soon
i love to photograph animals and people .
how about music ? are you into it ?
i am not much for music just photography .
i play the violin you might like it
i may get to try that next semester during my music class here at nyu .
coz i started when i was 4 til now
that is impressive . my older brother plays drums .
are you playing anything as of now ?
no . do you play any other instruments ?
i can sing , is that gonna count
i do not think so .


i enjoy crosswords , crocheting , and football. i enjoy karaoke every friday night. i m allergic to apples yet still eat them. i coach the girl s volley ball team. i m a sixth grade teacher.

hey there , how are you tonight ?
good ! ready to hit the sack . i am a teacher for 6th grade so i get up early !
wow that must be a rewarding job .
its challenging ! i also coach volleyball . what about you ?
wow that is intense . i just have a regular office job 9 to 5
so what do you do for fun ?
sometimes i attend yoga classes . you ?
do not tell my students , but i sing karaoke on friday nights !
that sounds like a good time . do you live in the city ?
i do ! i love being able to catch the football home games !
i live in the city too . have you ever left the country ?
only once ! it was a long plane ride ! thank goodness for crosswords and crochet !
no doubt , i went to italy on holiday once
that is so fun ! i am starving ! i am going to eat an apple even though i am totally allergic
well be careful , what will happen ?
i just puff up . not enough of a reaction to get me to stop eating them


i love to play basketball. my wife is a hairdresser. i work in car sales. my favorite beer is coors. i drive an acara.

hey how is it going ?
hey i am good how are you
i am great , i just back from the store with my grandma
cute do you spend a lot of time with her
all the time , she takes care of me
that is so sweet of her do you work
i just go to school
are you in high school or college
i am just in high school
cool do you have any college plans
i want to study business
that is great in in sales
yeah there is alot of opportunity there
yeah do you like to play sports


i work in a corner grocery store during the day. i like dr pepper and black jack gum , but not together. in the evenings i watch the door at a club where they play punkrock. my favorite show is scooby doo. i draw comic books.

hello ! how are you tonight ?
doing alright . i have the night off . you ?
i have the weekend off too . i am a software developer .
wow , awesome . i just work at a grocery store right now .
that is still nice . are you a checker ?
i mostly just do whatever they need from me .
do you like it ? i feel stuck in my job .
mostly it is just a way to pay the bills . i want to go back to school .
i understand . it is not fun to feel stuck in your job . depressing .
for sure . why is yours wearing you down ?
i went to school for software development but feel trapped .
do you have any opportunities for change or advancement ?
just to be a boss . that is not my style .
yeah , you have to really want it .
what do you want to go to school for ?
i want to be a graphic designer .


i am currently going to school to be an artist. i have a small pet cat. i live in a small apartment in new york. my favorite flower is a rose. i am twenty one years old.

hey , what do you want to call me ?
i will call you whiskers after my cat .
i wanted you to say bill . but that is fine .
i can call you bill . what will you call me ?
beautiful . is that okay ? do not tell me wife
i can live with that . tell me something about yourself .
i am from michigan . i have some pets
cool . i am from new york and have a small cat .
i have a cat too . how amazing
mine is named rose after my favorite flower .
is everything about you beautiful ?
the artist in me says beauty is subjective . but yes .
that is so deep and cool .
thanks . is there anything else you want to tell me about yourself ?


i am a steelers fan. i enjoy broadway shows. i am a psychology major. i love to travel.

hello , how are you doing today ?
i am good ! how are you ?
doing well ! i just finished practice for football . do you like sports ?
yes i do . i am a huge steelers fan
oh no ! i play for the ravens . i am a linebacker for them
you play professional football ? that is awesome
yeah , i really enjoy it . what do you do for a career ?
i went to college for psychology !
ah , that is an area of interest to me , but was never very good at it .
what do you do for a career ? do you work in an area you enjoy ?
i play professional football . i had a good season last year with 128 tackles
i love traveling , maybe i can come to a game sometime


my favorite actor is robert deniro. i love the snow. i m saving for college. i work graveyard in a hotel. i like to surf every chance i get.

hey how are you today ?
hey ! i am doing great , thanks , how are you ?
i am doing well . only have 2 hrs left at work
nice ! where do you work ?
i work at a telecommunication center . and sing happy songs
cool . at least you get to work in the daytime , right ? i do a graveyard shift .
i use to do that . i do not want to again . lol
i kind of have to . i am trying to save up tuition money .
i completely understand . do you like to read
i am more of a movie guy . . . i love robert deniro . do you know his work ?
i do actually . what is your favorite movie of his
i love them all . i watch them online every chance i get .
i understand that lol . i like to sing
cool ! what is your favorite song ?
my favorite band is the lumineers
i am afraid that i do not know them . i spend most of my time surfing .


i am a huge buffalo bills fan , and our family has season tickets. i am currently studying at union college and want to be an english teacher. i grew up in syracuse , ny with my parents and brother. i would also like to study abroad in spain. that way , after graduating , i can teach english there for a year or two.

hello , how are you today ?
pretty good and yourself on this day ?
i am good , do you have any fun plans for this evening ?
just watching football . i am a hugeeee nfl fan .
nice , i am a patriots fan tough loss for us on thursday night
i am a bills fan . dunno if we can talk now .
its ok , we are doing this for money . there is an incentive for us to get along ll
true , i have season tickets .
i know 2 guys at work who have season tickets to the pats
if i see them i will boo and hiss at them for you .
ll your qb buy his diamond laden mouthguard yet ? ? ?
where are you from ? i am theoretically from syracuse , ny .


i eat meat. i used to work at a factory making boxes. i used to travel the usa playing guitar. i recently started to work online. my favorite band is the story so far.

hey there , how are you doing tonight ?
just getting done with work . how are you ?
i am good ; looking forward to going fishing in the morning . that is about it .
what kind of fish are you going for ? i love to eat it .
sunfish , my friend . there is none better .
how do you like to cook it ?
any which way . its all good as long as its served with a beer !
smoked salmon is awesome too !
indeed it is ! you and i might need to meet up at the creek sometime .
that would be great . i will bring my guitar
and you play ? ! yes sir or is it ma am ?
i have traveled and played for several shows across the us .


i have lived in several different states. i have a cat named kj. i like to cook. i worked as a nurse for many years.

hello , there . this is sheena
hello , this is kj . how are you ?
i am very well . just put down a book
i am just relaxing and watching blue bloods . how is your weekend going ?
i have never heard of that show . quiet , just how i like it . just like the library
good for you , sometimes i take out books there .
i am a librarian for children , i just love books and quiet .
i like a bit of that from time to time . i also like being outside
that is very nice . i should spend more time outdoors , and with others
fresh air is good for you , and exercise . why i like it
my ex husband exercised twice a day , maybe that is why i have an aversion
that is still no reason to be lazy , moderate exercise is good
i am not lazy , i just do not like to exercise .
to each their own i guess


i am a pediatrician. i am a family man. i am married with 2 children. i like to bowl.

hi how are you ?
hi , i am doing well , how are you ? tell me about yourself !
i farm as my work , hobby i like to take photos and hike
oh great , i love taking photos too and my passion is bowling .
sounds nice ! what is your favorite type of music ?
i love listening to jazz with my wife and two kids ! you ?
i love listening to rock music ! !
oh yes , rock is awesome too ! i work as a pediatrician . you ?
like i have mentioned , i work on the farm
oh yes , you did ! doing mostly what jobs may i ask ?
plowing the field , feeding the cows . i work mostly wit livestock .
that sounds cool , a family guy like myself would really enjoy that !


my favorite flower is a daisy. i am dating my boss. i work at a real estate office. i am in my 20s. i love to sing.

hi how is your day ? i love to play volleyball , basketball etc what about you ?
i cant believe i work in real estate
how long have you worked in real estate are you a real estate agent ?
no i am not but i am working on it , the boss is my man lo
that is good keep at your dream . i want to one day invest in a multifamily property
i am in my late 20s an love to hit a note or 2 singing
that is great do u play any instruments ?
yes me too he is teaching me so much .
that is great do you eat healthy ?
how is life where you located ?
going through personal issue stressful times taking one day at a time
yes i do alot do you ?
yes i do too its better too see the good than the bad
well i am guessing you are busy also


my favorite food is pizza. i have blonde hair. i like skateboarding. i am in high school. i am a female.

i wish they would put the first season of survivor on demand cable !
just stream it , like me , a girl
i m not that good at technology . and don t have much money
install kodi , everything is on there .
thank you . i ll look that up on youtube after i m done watching big brother .
do you have any pets ?
yes . a lizard . who is really upset like me that its getting cold already .
i am a blonde today
there are lots of blondes on the mtv beach house show too .
do they skateboard like i do ?
no , they seem to flirt a lot . i wish i lived in california instead of kansas
do you have any pets ?
i used to take care of cows before the dairy farm shut down .
i used to look after clowns at teh circus
i bet you didn t milk them like i did the cows !
i lured them in with pizza


i work in the military. i have been all over the world. i like things that explode. i also like kittens. brownies are my favorite dessert.

i need some advice on where to go on vacation , have you been anywhere lately ?
i have been all over the world . i am military .
that is good you have alot of travel experience
sure do . and a lot of experience blowing things up ! haha . bora bora is nice .
i have been working non stop crazy hours and need a break .
the best breaks are spent with cute cuddly kittens .
bora bora sounds nice , you have been there before ?
nope . . . just sounds nice , and repetitive . bora . . . bora . ha !
kittens really ? i rather be at the beach .
only if the beach was covered in kittens !
that would be a sight to see .
or maybe brownies . . . i love chocolate .
i love brownies too but i have not quite perfected mine yet .
well i am available to taste test !


i am tired of having to read subtitles. i hope to save enough money for it. i like to watch japanese cartoons anime in my free time. i started learning japanese at college.

hi how are you doing today ?
i hate movie subtitles , they make me sleepy
okay but i asked how you were doing ? i am listening to seiber
one day i will have enough money for something
you are not very smart are you ?
manga shows are my favourite hobby
i am a mother of two boys who i am happy are not as dumb as you
university is where i learned nihonga
i am surprised you learned anything at all
i am very weary of subtitles
do you also like little boys ?
i trained the japanese language in my tertiary schooling


i love to travel. my hair is short and pink. i work as a freight truck driver. i am a 43 year old woman.

hi how are you doing today ?
i am doing great , how about you ?
i am well where do you work ?
i am a freight truck driver , how about you ?
i am a teacher . get those kids in the right mindset .
haha , right . well i am probably a bad example . i have short pink hair .
individuality is fine though . free expression .
i am glad you think so , i am 43 so it keeps me young . do you like teaching ?
i do but i also enjoy dancing
me too , i love dancing . i also love traveling
i would hope so ! where are you from ?
i am from california , and you ?
new hampshire . people forget we are a state
i agree with that , i have never been there .
what is your favorite food ?
i love mexican food , do you have a favorite ?
ll mexican is my favorite too .
that is awesome . nice talking to you


i go to a local college. i work at a smoothie shop. i listen to classic rock. i enjoy eating vegetarian food.

good afternoon . how are you doing ,
i am doing well today , thank you for asking .
sure . do you like dogs ?
i do like dogs but i have 6 cats and no dogs .
i try to volunteer at the shelter with dogs so i see them all day .
do you enjoy working with dogs ?
i love it . they are great creatures .
i enjoy what i do , i serve smoothies at a smoothie shop
sounds like a delicious job . haha ! fun one to have .
lol . . yeah i guess but i also attend a local college in the process .
i go to college , but currently am between classes .
that is cool . what kind of music do you like ? i like classic rock .
i do too . and also 90s alternative .
awesome ! what kind of food do you like ? i enjoy a vegetarian diet .
i prefer italian cuisine and trying new foods .
i have a large family . what about you ?


i received a full scholarship to florida state university. i just bought my first car. i am going to majoring in business. i am eighteen years old. i just graduated high school with honors.

i want to read a book want to join
sure i do not mind . what book ?
i do not care ever since the divorce i read everything
i am not sure what that means . what else do you do ?
i work at a hospital how about you
that is good , i am ok thanks for asking .
i work in the er it is nasty
i bet , i am going to major in business .
do you like dr pepper i love it
i do not really drink soda but that would be my first choice .
i love it i can not get enough
i do not think soda is good for you .
i know but i can not help it
well i am only eighteen year old , so your in charge .


i love to save money. i am a couponed. i like to keep my stockpile organised. i donate any overstock to charity. i shop several times a week.

hello , my name is kim and i have olive skin and green eyes .
hello my name is kellie and have both brown eyes and brown hair
i like green eyes . i want to be a librarian , what about you ?
i am thrifty about money what about you ?
oh i am , i bought a purse with a skunk picture . you know that is inexpensive .
it seems expensive i would use a coupon for it
i just thought the skunk picture was cute and i used debates for discount .
i will have to keep that in mind because i shop at the store alot
debates gives good deals and i hope you can benefit from it .
if not i can use the unwanted goods for charity
yes that is always useful to .
another solution is to add the items to my organized stockpile


i have two children but i am divorced. i am in my second year of medical school. my favorite thing to do is watch old movies. i am a hindu living in louisiana. my mom is the best baker in my family.

hey , how are you doing today ?
i am great , getting my girls ready . you ?
i have gotta go take my skunk for a walk pretty soon , so that should be fun
ll interesting . what do you do for a living ?
well i have a masters in italian literature but my brother thinks he is a viking sooo
cool i am in medical school right now
that is awesome ! ready to graduate ?
i have two more years
that is so exciting . i was feeling free spirited yesterday and painted my nails green
green is my absolute favorite color .
no . way . you should for sure see my nails then . do you have any hobbies ?
watching old movies are a passion
we should really hang out some time
that seems cool and fun


i graduated with a business degree , and marketing is all that i really enjoyed. i like spending time with friends playing sports and going to country concerts. unfortunately , my family lives across the country from me. i am recent college graduate looking for a job in marketing.

hello ! today is my birthday .
happy birthday friend ! ! did you enjoy your day ?
i did ! will ferrell and i went on a date .
wow ! what is he like ?
he is not like the person he played in elf .
is he like the person he played in step brothers ?
yes i think so ! honestly i have no idea .
well , happy birthday just the same . my family live far from me , across country
do you miss being with them ?
mostly , yes . i recently graduated and i am looking for a marketing job
what do you want to market ?
baseball stuff mainly , i like playing sports with friends
that sounds very cool . i am bad at sports .
what about you , what do you do for fun ?
i like to listen to jazz and feed cats .
just feed cats ? nice . i like going to concerts , especially country ones


i love the natural world beauty. my family is poor. i believe in fairytales. i practice yoga and hike.

hello how are you ?
good day spent outdoors , how was your day ?
i wish i was outside stuck inside studying for school
me too , but just part time , i have to work also , my parents are poor
what kind of work do you do ? my parents are not well off either
i am a yoga instructor and tour guide at the natural history museum
sounds like great jobs do you enjoy them ?
i do , how about you , are you a full time student ?
yes i am currently taking three different science classes
what do you want to do after you graduate ?
i want to be a brewer and make beer
chemistry background will be very useful then , what do you do for fun ?
i drink beer lol what about yourself ?
i like fairy tales , reading , watching and living them


i like to travel. my mother was born in ireland. i have traveled to both ireland and australia. my father was an author. my father was born in australia.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am good hope you are doing well
tell me something about you
i like to try new foods and travel
me too , i eat a vegan diet and do not like fish though
i love cheese and cake
those are great foods , i also love coffee
i love to draw and write my father taught me
what kind of writing do you like best ? i love painting
it depends on my mood . what is your favorite color ?
purple , i also love green . what about you ?
those are all good colors . i like blue .
do you have pets , i am pretty much a cat lady . i have 23
purple and green make blue lol
lol that is true . in a way we have the same favorite
i miss going to ireland to visit


i cuddle up with my dog every night. i wish i was taller so i could reach the cookie jar. i m often late for class. i want a porsche.

you going to comic con this year ?
nah , not really my thing . i would rather cuddle up with my dog and study .
i love dogs . i remember once seeing a cosplay dog that was so cute .
yeah mine is a little yorkie . small dogs suit me because i am short .
do you and your dog watch tv ?
we do . i really like cars so we watch a lot of car shows .
i like game of thrones , so i am a fantasy buff .
cool ! i appreciate the genre but do not watch much of it . i study a lot .
i am working toward being a professional costume maker .
maybe you can design something for me with a built in watch . i am late a lot .
cant be tardy to the party . i would love to help !
haha definitely not ! my dog sleeps with me and is very comfortable .
how sweet . my job is at home so maybe a pet would be good .
i am a student right now but hope to finish soon and get a job .


i hate skiing. i have 6 toes on one foot. i have glasses. my favorite book is twilight.

hi how are you today ?
hi i am doing ok how are you
not bad it was a good day
that is good . do you like to read
yes i do its relaxing . do you like movies ?
i like twilight its my favorite book . i do like action and fantasy movies
nice i typically like horror but hard finding a good movie in the genre
yeah they are . whats your favorite movie
i really thought the blair witch 2 was good
i have only seen the first one . do you have any tattoos
i do have one on my forearm you ?
no i do not but i do have 6 toes on my right foot
oh that is odd it does not hurt does it ?
no its just hard to find shoes lol
i can imagine it is not easy do you like beer ?
yes sometimes if i am watching sports


i like to stay fit. i love to walk in the woods. i love animals. i don t much like tv. i love to watch ted talks.

it is your serve . try to hit the ball over the net this time .
are we pretending to play tennis
you might be , i play to win . do you have somewhere better to be ?
i guess not . i like to walk , but not at night
sunset is in an hour . for now , game on ! i can serenade you later .
do you like to sing ? i am not artistic .
you must have a hidden talent . american idol is coming to town and i will be there .
i do not watch much tv , but i will watch you
got any pets ? i bet they play tennis better than you .
i have a dog . my love for animals knows no bounds
we have that in common . do you like green too ?
it is the color of the forest , so yes
we can take a break , that ball is not going to serve itself . lunch ?
did you bring a picnic ? i like tuna sandwiches
no tuna this time , sorry sport . my dad cooked good chili last night .
that would be a terrible picnic food .


i have 2 dogs , both golden retrievers. i am on a keto diet. i like going to the moves. my father and grandfather also worked in the circus.

hello , how are you today ?
i am great just got back from the movies , u ?
just finished spending time outdoors , i like to hike
my dogs would love a hike , they are golden retrievers
i enjoying binge watching shows on streaming services with mine
sounds like fun , i am going to the circus later its where my dad works
i am closer to my mother than my father . and i love to eat burritos
i like burritos too it fits into my keto diet
burritos are not keto lol
certain recipes are , you would be surprised what you can find on the internet
lol , i am about to go eat more burritos and binge watch my shows
you have fun doing that


running is a hobby. i am looking for a second job. my dream is to own my own restaurant. i work as a grill cook. my favorite band is pink floyd.

hi , do you enjoy traveling ?
hi there . how are you ? i do .
me too , i just got back from a long haul trip to portland . ever been ?
never . would love to go one day though
you should ! good hairstylists and great tattoo artists . do you have tattoos ?
i have a few tattoos . wish i had more
what tattoo would you get , if money was no object ?
a letter from my mom in her handwriting
ah , that is awesome . were you close to your mom ?
i was . she was an addict though . love hate relationship . in the strongest way
that is tough . as a truck driver i have seen my fair share of that .
it is tough for sure . you like music ? love pink floyd
gotta have the jams on road trips . favorite album ?
the wall . hands down . i can get lost in it
dark side of the moon for me . hugs to your mom .
love that one too . she passed away alost 2 yrs ago . hardest thing ever
ugh , mine is going through a rough time now . so hard .
it is tough . stay strong . good chatting with you .


my hobbies are sleeping and playing the guitar. i sleep 10 hours every day because my work is tiring. i want to be in a band someday. i am a factory worker.

hello there . how are you ? what do you do for a living ?
doing well , you ? i work in a factory how about you ?
i am a salesman . did you know that snakeskin oil has a lot of benefits ?
nope . i also sleep 10 hours per night so i can play guitar .
nice . ever wonder that clouds from different shapes . i enjoy that a lot
i see famous rockers in the louds , i want to be in a band
nice . every heard of jacob sartorius ?
no , but sleeping is a big hobbie of mine so i might have slept through him .
i see . do not you also agree how costco is the greatest
costco is awesome . do you have any other hobbies or interests ?
hiking , reading , but sleeping is what i do best
nice maybe we could catch a band sometime .
sounds great ! do you know whos on tour now ?
nope , no shows where i live


my mother raised me since my father left when i was five years old. i m starting an internship at a construction site next week. i am training to be a welder. i like watching action adventure movies and eating popcorn.

hi , how is your weekend going
i am chill because i have no heater
my wife is always cold , but i love her so much
is she cold hearted or is she just cold
lol , just cold . she bundles up in layer it makes me smile
that is so cute , do you two cuddle together when she is in layers ?
only after the kids are asleep , they keep us busy all day
you two can still cuddle while they are awake , unless cuddling turns into something else
lol how do you think we got so many kids ?
ohhh , that definitely explains it lol
i used to want to be an actor , what are your dreams
i want to be a singer , and acting would be a good part for you
well now i am a baker , i do okay and have no regrets
oh okay , patty cake patty cake bakers man


teaching is my passion. my husband is a cop. i love to read. my favorite place is the beach. i am married.

hello there . how are you doing today ?
i am well . i am an avid reader .
nice ! i am actually studying literature . american literature is much different than french .
it is nice to meet a learner . i am passionate about teaching .
what are your favorite authors and books ?
kathryn stockett . she wrote the help . know it ?
i have seen the film version . it was really quite popular even in france .
cool . i really do love reading . my husband , who is a cop , hates it !
i understand that feeling . i have a passion for drawing but my fiance finds it silly .
where do you paint ? my best place to read is on the beach .
i draw at the local coffee shop as well as the campus commons .
that is nice . i am sure coffee shops in france are better than in the us .
i would not say better . . . just different . what are your favorite foods ?
do not be so modest . i am not a big foodie . mac and cheese works .


i do not own a television. i like to read. i work at a school as an art teacher. my girlfriend just broke up with me. i cannot stand pizza.

hi how are you doing ?
are you still there person ?
what do you do for a living ?
i teach at a school . art is my specialty .
what city are you located ?
chicago , illinois , united states of america
i am in souther california myself
what do you do for a living ?
i am a car dealer ship
do you like that kind of work ?
it grueling . nobody wants to buy a car
indeed . cars are very expensive !


i m scared of clowns. i have two roomates. i live on the third floor in an apartment. i have two dogs.

hi do you want to fight me
nah i am real scared of you clowns
are you calling me a clown ?
yes i am , where do you live ?
i live with my motorcycle club
i make sure i live away from you . that is cool , i am in a apartment
why are you being so mean to me ?
you the 1 who wants to fight , just know i have dogs .
just because i have not ever lost one before .
you would lose this 1 , 2 dogs , 2 live in roommates . lets go
i do not think i would lose . i would eat your hair .
what are you ? a pro fighter ?
no , i just like fighting , like most women do .
you are mad weird , i would not even try to fight you .
so i win by default . i can drive you somewhere if you want .
lol , oh you are a mess . hair tho ?


my father is a school teacher , he teaches middle school. my youngest sister is in first grade. i am 5 3 and am the shortest person in my family. i have four siblings. i am the oldest sibling.

hello ! tell me something about yourself
well i have four brothers and sisters and i am the oldest kid .
that is a lot of responsibility . what do you do for a living ?
i am still a student but my dad teaches at my middle school .
that has a to be a little strange . i am a student , too .
oh , what are you studying ?
taking classes to aid in my work . i have two different jobs .
what type of work do you do ?
web design and photography . what do you do for fun ?
well i wanted to play basketball , but i am the shortest kid in my family .
that sounds rough . what else can you tell me about yourself ?
not much else , just my little sister started first grade this year .
how cute ! i cannot wait to have kids . my wife and i do not have any yet .
well our family has five , that is a bunch .


i am planning to move to a new state soon. i enjoy hiking. i have two border collies. i speak french and english fluently.

hey how are you doing ?
hey , how is it going ? i am getting ready to move
wow where are you moving to ?
i think i am going to move from california to washington
that sounds pretty neat . i have a house in washington
do you like washington ? i am bring my two dogs . they are border collies .
yeah i vacation in the mountains there . i like dogs
wow that sounds great . i would like to go to the mountains . hiking is my hobby .
that is great i take my 3 kids hiking
oh that is great to hear . do you speak other languages ?
only english , how about you ?
i can speak not only english but french pretty fluently
that is impressive . what is your job ?
for my job , i work in an office , dunder mifflin . what about you ?
i did not think that was a real place . i am a lawyer
yeah , my manager michael is a great person . what else do you do ?


i have one sister. i work in the pharmaceutical industry. i am traveling to paris this year for my vacation. i was born in san francisco.

hi ! how are you doing ?
hi i am good ! planning my paris trip !
nice , are you going to shop a lot there ?
heck yeah ! part of why i planned the trip ! saved up
i should shop more , i have 5 pairs of the same pants haha
oh wow ! sounds like they are your favorite brand . where u from ?
i am from la . my senior prom was at disneyland , i still have a wallet photo
cool ! i am in san fran ! actually never been to disneyland , is not that crazy
you should go its magical ! but i do not really like all the waiting in line
i would not either ! my company gives fast passes for bonuses . guess i should work harder lol
that is cool . my sister keeps asking me when i am gonna get married there
haha , my sister is the same way about marriage ! like lay off , pls . . right ? ?
exactly ! she is becoming like my mother or something
is she older ? older sisters are like that !


i have brown hair. i watch youtube videos. i like sleeping. i work at mcdonalds.

hello how are you this evening ?
i am doing great and you
not much just reading some anime you
i am watching some tv
sick sick do you like techno ?
no not really i am into country music
sick sick i am building drones for a living hbu
i am a baker i bake out of my home
sick sick like medical brownies ?
um no so what are you up to
watching anime right now about to do some laundry
i hate doing laundry its borning
yea its reffo boring but we need clean clothes right lol
yes we sure do
specially those undies brawjetta feels me ?
lol yeah definably need some clean undies


my father used to be a mechanic. i like to play video games. i have been working the same job for two years. i am a musician. my favorite band is hop along.

hey you . what is going on ?
i am good how are you doing
just sad that it is night time because i would love to look at the clouds
i use to get sad at night too
why did you get sad ?
my mood would just change . i think it is my blood sugar
i am sorry . you should definitely look into that
it has gotten a whole lot better after some therapies
good i am glad to hear that . are you looking forward to halloween ?
yes are you going to dress up ?
i love getting all dressed up . i want to dress up as a hot cop
sorry for all the typos . a female one ?
no problem . yes i am a girl
i want to be a cop like macgyver


i don t have a job and sit on the couch all day. i try to limit how much i eat. i hate paying my bills. i have a golden retriever puppy. i whine a lot.

hello , how are you ? have you read any good books lately ?
i am bored , i just watch tv all day . i do not like to read
i am a florist in a flower shop , i read lots of used books on breaks
i do not have a job . reading is hard and boring
oh , i am currently living in my parents basement so i understand how you feel
i do have a new golden retriever
awesome ! what is his name ? i am a cat lover , myself . i have 2
dave , what are your cats names
ginger and violet . they are picky eaters . is your dog picky ?
no he eats well , but has a lot of energy
well that is good . mine take after me . i am picky . i only eat vegetables
i watch what i eat , not to much if i can help it
that is smart . i have found that only eating vegetables is very cheap and healthy
that is good , i hate big bills , i should try that


i own a cleaning company. my favorite writer is nicholas sparks. i am married. i enjoy cooking. my mother was a teacher.

hi ! how much do you make per year ?
i make about 250 grand . i am the owner of clean cleaning company
sounds great . i usually make 50 grad per year .
my mother made about that . she was a teacher
great ! i work for peta . do you like animals ?
i love them i have a lot of dogs
wonderful ! what breeds ?
all pit bulls and they are so cute
pitbulls are one of the best . i also like making clothes .
cool my husband and i love to cook
that is great . my husband owns a hotel .
wow that is nice . i would stay there if i am ever in town
yeah for sure . i hope you do great in life .
i hope the same for you . what else do you like to do ?
i love my children and my dog too .
i love to read nicholas sparks books in my spare time


i used to own a casino. i am the president. i have lots of cash. i have been bankrupt and back. i used to own several casinos.

hi how are you doing ?
good , thank you for asking ! you ?
i am good thank you haha
what do you do for a living ?
i do not work right now
do you have any hobbies then ?
i like reading and sewing
that sounds fun ! ! i retired early when i cashed out my share of the casinos .
how did you do that ?
started out impersonating paul mccartney and ended up owning several casinos
are you an indian by chance ?
not sure . i was an orphan . their loss cuz look at me now ! ! haha
lol i think you are so funny
thank you ! no one has ever called me funny before


i am a diabetic. i listen to podcasts. traffic makes me mad. i have a long drive to work. i like to read.

hello there where are you from ?
i am doing well . how are you
i am well , where are you from
oh i am from alabama . how bout you
i am currently a freshman at nyu
that is cool . traffic annoys me though
me too . do you have any hobbies
reading is great . how bout you
my favorite thing to do is photography
i love pictures . i like podcasts
i have listened to a few of those .
i listen to them on my hr drive to work all the time
that is a good way to listen
oh yes . what are you studying at school ?
photography , what else is there
lol . i think that is great


my mom is a professional tennis player. i am currently in elementary school. my favorite band is one direction. my favorite food is spaghetti and meatballs. i hope to be a football player when i grow up.

hello friend ! do you like surfing ? cause i sure do !
hi . i do not know . i am only 7 . i like spaghetti and meatballs .
only 7 ! ? how cool ! have you ever been to the circus ?
no my mom is not around much . she plays tennis for money .
same with my mother . with her teaching , and me traveling with the circus .
that is so cool . have you seen lions ?
tons of them . they are my favorite animal .
nice ! do you like your job ? i want to be a football player .
i love it ! there is nothing better than listening to country music with my clown bros
oh . i am scared of clowns . do you like music ? my fave is one direction .
i am not that scary . i love country music ! keith urban is my man !
i just know of it . he scares me .
that is what i am like before my morning coffee . . . ll
i can give you lots of coffee to make you happy .
you are too young to drink coffee ! haha
i know . its for you silly clown .


i am a happy person. i love to take walks. i love to listen to music. i love to go to the lake. i love to knit and crochet.

hello there ! how are you
hello , i am doing well . cuddled up doing some knitting . how about you ?
nice ! i am eating pretzels and listening to my favorite band vnv nation
oh i actually listen to vnv nation too . i like nemesis by them
awesome . sometimes when i am at work on the railroad i listen to them through my ipod
i will do the same when i go for walks . i will walk to the nearby lake .
lake walks are nice , especially in the evening . i am usually home watching star trek though , haha
what star trek do you prefer ? next generation or something else ?
i prefer next generation , but i enjoy them all really .
i am with you . next generation wins me over but the others are fantastic as well .
definately ! star trek is a classic favorite of mine since childhood .
do you have any other hobbies or things you like to do ?
aside from tv shows and music , i am a huge fan of collecting railroad memorabilia . you ?
my grandpa worked for the railroad . i will sometimes play soccer .
we share the railroad in common then ! i work there now . soccer is a great sport too .
what do you do specifically at the railroad ?


i would like to work for the smithsonian. i once swam with manta rays. my parents are lawyers. i hate winter and the cold. my favorite show is csi.

good morning , how are you today ?
i am doing well , how are you this morning ?
fantastic , about to head into work .
what kind of work do you do ?
i am a police officer
i bet that is an interesting job ! i work in a museum
it has its moments for sure . working in a museum sounds quite interesting as well !
i love my work ! tell me a bit more about yourself
well i consider myself a decent amateur artist . i just completed a self portrait
you would fit right in at my job ! i love to swim
i like to go mud riding in my truck
i have never done that !
you should most certainly give it a try someday !
i would like to ! what is your favorite tv show ?


i cannot choose between lollipops and rainbows. to free my mind from feeling depressed i look up at the stars at night. i would love to be a professional eater and not get fat. i hate cleaning up after my husband and children. i believe in aliens.

hi how are you this evening ?
good , i am here enjoying the night staring and the stars . and you ?
just finished baking a pecan pie which everyone says i make the best !
that sounds so good right now
i am a really good baker my friends say .
i suffer from depression that would make me feel so much better .
ii am sorry to hear that ! this pie has your name on it !
i am hoping to see a alien space ship go by
interesting . i am angry with my land lord . he raised the rent .
yes , please i would love to eat and eat and not get fat
that would be awesome to eat with out gaining weight !
i would be upset too , it is hard to make money .
i agree ! i am looking forward to christmas this year , i will be turing 30 .
would you choose rainbows or lollipops ?
rainbows , i think they are beautiful .
i choose lollipops , i love christmas time .


i have a pet iguana. i play football. i like to play video games. i work at mcdonald s. my favorite movie is star wars.

hi . are you a man or a woman ?
hello i am a man and i love playing football
me too ! my girl and i just called it quits .
i am sorry that is tough . why ?
she did not like me working third shift . dumb , huh ?
yes very . you should get a pet . i have an iguana
i have a couple of boxers .
what are their names ? i also work at mcdonalds and work a lot of third shifts .
rick and nick . i eat at mcdonalds a lot !
cool ! maybe you can stop by and i will make you a burger
that would be good . is it true that workers spit in the food ?
i do not , but i can not speak for everyone lol
i just take my chances and hope they do not !
best not to think about it really .
true ! i really like the apple pies .
the apple pies are harder to spit in too


my favorite tv show is silicon valley. my mother is a dentist. i am a baker. i have 2 sisters.

hello how are you today ?
i am great . i was watching silicon valley .
i am off work today . my name is tony .
where do you work at
i have a great doberman as a pet .
is it a girl or a boy
i am twenty five years of age . my dog is a boy .
when did you get him ?
i got him when he was a puppy .
that sounds really nice . what do you do for work ?
i work at a store . i ordered a pizza today , my favorite food !
what kind of pizza do you like
i love pepperoni the best with mushrooms .
i see . i like to bake .


i have 3 dogs. i have 3 children. i drive an suv. i have a vacation home in the mountains. i have a law degree.

hello , how are you doing today ?
i am going just fine , and you ?
i am great , thanks . i am enjoying my day off from work .
what do you do for work ?
i am a cashier at aldi . how about you ?
i have my degree in law , but i am looking for a job now
that is great ! did you graduate recently ?
yeah , my dad bought my wife and i an suv
that must have been an exciting day . where are you from ?
i am from maine , it is cold here
i live in michigan . it is a cold , rainy day today .
my father used to live there
oh really ? my husband and i have lived here our entire lives .
near kalamazoo at all ? what side ?
no , i live in southeast michigan , near detroit .
oh , how is your water there ?


i play the violin. i have entered into many violin competitions before and have placed in a few of them. my mom is a music teacher at the elementary school. i have a pomeranian. my older sister plays clarinet.

hi , do you like sports ?
no i am strictly into music . music my life
are you a professional musician ?
i sure am i am a world famous violin player
wow ! do you travel around with concerts ?
yes i am in the top competitions in the world
have you won any awards ?
many i have a pomeranian
i hope i can be as successful in baseball as you are in music .
well my mom taught me music at 1
how can a baby play music ?
i learned music theory before i could walk lol
how many instruments do you play ?
i play all wood winds and brass and strings . i do it all
that is very impressive . are you rich ?
i am now it ws hard work