mom in telecommunications. my dad works in the automotive industry. i dream of playing music for a living. i m a student living at home while pursuing my music industry degree. both my parents are creative.

hi there ! how are you ?
hey , i am good . how are you ?
just planning my travels . i am going to quit work and just go for a couple months
what are the plans ? where are the plans ?
well , i enjoy dancing salsa , so i am thinking mediterranean
oh that is interesting . i hope you have fun .
thank you . i do engineering , so i am sure it beats that !
i am sure it does . well my dream is to play drums for a living .
my dream is pizza in italy ! nearly there ! haha .
i am not sure how that makes sense . but i am going to just go with it .
because of my travels . i guess this current project involving bitcoins has my brain fried !
i have invested in bitcoin . not a bad investment .
oh really ? that is smart . what else do you do ?
the value increases and decreases a lot , its good to keep track of it .


i am a gentle giant. my family comes first to me. i have survived near death experiences. i prefer reading to sports. i sometimes drive fast.

what have you been up to today ?
nothing much took my dog to get groomed you ?
what kind of dog do you have ? i love animals !
i love my family nothing is before them
that is great . i do not even eat meat because animals are like family to me
i have a maltese she is so cute with her bow , we almost died
how did you almost die ? ?
i feel you me either , driving to freaking fast
oh i prefer to take my bike or skateboard . not much for cars .
i like sports but i rather read about them
anything else you do for fun ? i love music , especially ripping on my guitar
i understand why , i am so big but so sweet on her .
that is too cute ! i love that
not really , i like to work also got bills to catch up on .


i am a pilot. i am afraid of spiders. both of my parents are in the military. my girlfriend lives in salt lake city. i have 2 beagles named chance and boomer.

hi i am julie and i make model cars for a living
hi julie i work for an airline .
i can sit on the couch all day and like it
that would be nice . i just sit in a chair and fly .
i make about 30k a year , and i enjoy eating mac n cheese
are you afraid of anything ? i cannot stand the sight of insects .
i hate spiders , spiders just get to me a lot .
me too ! they are the worst . i have to call my gf in slc to complain .
what did she say when you have complained ?
says get over it , kill the spider yourself , you are a pilot .
yeah well big spiders are not my thing . its something i am working on .
so do you like dogs ?
i do but my apartment does not allow it .
sad my beagles would not like that arrangement
yeah , its not my choice but its the landlord
what do your parents do ? mine were military .


my favorite color is purple. i am a 1st grade teacher. i have a 3 year old. my father is a preacher. i go to church on sunday.

hello how are you doing today ?
i am good , how are you ?
i am listening to so metal , metallica actually . they are my favorite .
nice . i am currently grading homework . i teach 1st graders
ahh i am actually a sophomore in college .
i am preparing my 3 year old for college , can never start too early
well i do not have any kids yet just four cats .
i would love to see a purple cat ! its my favorite color
oh my favorite color is blue . any hobbies ?
not really . i really love church though , maybe because my dad is a preacher . you ?
well i do a circus act where i go over a wire on a unicycle .
that sounds fun ! have you ever fell ?
just once luckily it was not during a live performance . would have been embarrassed .
well since i will be at church sunday , i will pray for you to be successful


i have depression and anxiety so i don t really go out a lot. i hope to move out soon. i have a cat. i live at home with my dad and brother.

hello , how are you doing ?
i feel really down , depressed and going out is not helping
sorry to here about that , hope you feel better soon
i am hoping to get to a new place soon
i hope you will get so way that you love
i mean move out with my cat
that sound good , i am a dog person
coz i live with my father and my bro
what is your cat name
i think my cat helps ke with my anxiety
yes i no what you mean
my cat s name is oli
that is very u neat name
what is your dog s name though ?


i m in an education program , and hope to teach kindergarten when i graduate. i just started dating someone new. i like visiting art museums in my spare time. i m a student.

hey , what is your favorite food ? mine is hotdogs .
anything my new boyfriend suggests . i like new foods .
that is strange . does he suggest pepsi ? that is the best drink .
he is a chef which is great because i am always studying .
what do you study ? i am a librarian , so i am surrounded by students .
education , my goal is to be a kindergarten teacher .
that is a great goal ! what do you like to do for fun ?
i like to see new works of art at the guggenheim . what do you do ?
read horror novels , and on the weekends i do a lot of bird watching .
that is a big difference ! do you get a lot of time to read ?
i do ! since i work in a library , i am always around books . do you ?
that is true , lol . i do very much but mostly i study .
that is not such a bad thing .
no but i would like to read about art for fun .
i recommend it ! do you like horror novels at all ?
i do not . i am a chicken .


i have a cat named charlie. i just bought new hoop earrings. i am an artist. i love nighttime. my favorite food is pizza.

hello . i am private bryan .
hello ! how are you doing today
good thanks . i am home on leave from the army . you ?
that is great ! i just got new earrings today !
my name is charlie . what kind of earrings ?
hoop earrings , what is crazy is i have a cat named charlie .
me too actually ! i also just got hoop earrings .
how weird , do you like draw ?
i am an artist . i want to make my own earrings .
lol i am an artist too ! but i love pizza so i think i will make art with food
i also love pizza ! i love to eat it at night .
lol night is also my fave , i always go to bed late
me too . i am always up super late .
i know , it is so hard to be on time


i wish i could take back a mistake. i want to move. i do not like my reputation. i have a harsh inner critic.

my mother is off from work today she works in a bank
oh wow i wish i could work in a bank
you would love to work in a bank
i wish i could to move to the other side ot the town
my french is really good english is poor
i wish i ould take that mistake back
my mother was divorce when she had me never knew my father
my father is worse than my harsh inner critic
i enjoy my job the babies animals are so cute
i do not love my reputation
mushroom ravioli is so good i can have that for dinner everyday
i have a difficult inner critic
why is that you have a inner critic
i want to be perfect


i love reading. i enjoy doing beadwork and writing my own patterns. i grew up on a large farm. i just moved from va to pa.

what do you consider is the best city in the world ?
richmond ! i used to live there , in va . i live in pa now .
will have to check it out . . people always say new york . . did not like it
i bet . i was born and raised on a large farm . i really miss it .
what was your favorite part about it ?
the animals and wide open space . i live in a small apartment now .
me too ! panting does not pay enough for an average sized apartment
at least you are creative ! i love doing beadwork with my own patterns .
sounds fun . . . but creativity only gets you so far . . .
would reading help ? i enjoy reading . stories help me feel creative .
it does . . i ind music to help with that . . . beastie boys for example
i can imagine their music really helps . what do you like to paint ?
people , i love seeing their soul come to live on the paper
that sounds great . i should try creating people using beadwork sometime .
i would love to see that
do you prefer to paint realistic people ? or do you prefer a unique style ?


i am very shy. i am a childrens librarian. i have no children of my own. i wear glasses. i am recently divorced.

hello , how many siblings do you have ?
hello . i have two , and no children of my own . that is why i am divorced .
that is too bad . i am a waitress with 5 siblings .
oh wow . i am a librarian in the childrens department . they love my glasses .
how sweet . i like to ride bikes but i usually drive my civic to work
i like to hike , as i am shy and do not like to hang out with others .
i love drawing in my spare time .
i love spending time with my dog and cat .
do they get along well ?
they do . do you have any pets ?
yes , a lizard named scruffy .
i love lizards , and what a great name !
thank you . what are your pets names ?
sirius and panzer . how old is scruffy ?
5 years , lizards live quite a long time .
that they do . a friend has one who is 13


i smoke two packs of cigarettes most days. if i were to be reincarnated , i d want to come back as a hippopotamus. i could eat meatloaf every night and never get tired of it. i enjoy putting alcohol in my coffee.

hi how are you today
i smoke a lot and like to spike my coffee ! yeah !
nice do you go to work after
no . retired now but enjoy my meatloaf every day . how are you ?
i am good and you
great today . would like to be a hippo when reincarnated . you ?
i guess being a dog would be good
true . but hippos are just so free and huge , you know ?
yeah and they scare gators away
ha ha . you live near gators ? too far north here .
no but hippos scare them out of hte water
why would you like to be a dog ?
they live the easiest life
dogs can be a bit needy , though , unlike cats .


i read autobiographies before bed. my favorite meal is chicken and rice. my favorite band is metallica. i regularly go to the gym.

hello , this is sarah with long blonde hair .
hi , i am william . do you thrash that hair ? then metallica is right for you !
yes . it is down to my knees ! but it is hard to dance with this hair
early ! rock on ! i could imagine , the strain . but no pain no gain .
exactleee . . oops i am not great at spelling
lol no worries . so whats you are favorite food ?
italian for sure . i am a sucker for red sauce ! and you ?
rice with chicken . no doubt . yellow rice preferred !
yes with saffron ! its my go to rice most of the time !
normally before a good meal like that , i head to the gym .
i am an animal person and volunteer at the shelter .
animals are great . silly question would you ever play them metallica ?
yes ! of course ! all time fav band !
awesome red sauce ! ahahah .


sometimes i listen to gary human to be ironic. i like eating fresh mangoes in the morning. going snorkeling is my favorite thing to do. i like chasing comodo lizards on a private island. i only use apple products because i feel everything else is inferior.

how are you doing today
i am good , and how about you ?
i am doing alright
do you have any hobbies ?
yes playing sports and bakingand you
i love to go snorkeling .
that sounds like fun
it is a blast ! i love the ocean !
i love being in the water period
very true . what is your favorite food ? i love fresh mangos , especially for breakfast .
i loves food i am from md so we love crabs
yes , crabs are so good , and lobster !
ewww i do not like lobster
what ! wow ! it is a must for me ! it was fun chatting with you .
it was fun chatting with you have a great night
you too ! enjoy your crabs next meal !


my favorite color is red. i have purple hair. my favorite movie is gone with the wind. i like to play video games.

killer waves bro
are you at the beach ? ? ?
naw , earlier . bout to sleep and hit da waves at dawn
be careful , so that you are not gone with the wind , like my fav movie ! ;
ha , and i like taxi driver , well i guess this will be a short ride
do you have other hobbies ? what do you do ?
i surf . period . minimum .
hey , that is certainly enough , if it makes you happy ! i like video games
snowboarding videogames are sick
surfing , snowboarding you seem like a thrill seeker ! are you a blonde surfer ?
when my hair is not green . i have work this weekend f graveyard shift
ll mine is purple , but that is not my favorite color ! what do you do ?
surf . period . minimum .
gotcha ! do you surf along or with buddies ?


i enjoy working out and learning new things. i play the guitair. i am studying software development. i am a student in college.

well hello how are you today ?
good hello how are you today ?
i am doing fine i am alice , whats your name ?
you can call me bob
ok bob do you like sports ?
no i would rather play my guitar
do you play in a band bob
i am the lead singer of the band
really what is the name of your band ?
the hot dog lovers inc
that is a strange name for a band
that is funny , i do not get along with my wife
why does she not like the hotdogs ?
i guess that must be it
maybe change the name of your band
maybe change your face


i do not eat well. i sleep most of the day. i am not social. i work in a factory. i am very unproductive unless it comes to my job.

how are you doing tonight ?
i am good how about you ?
i am baking some pies and cookies right now
nice , can i get some ? i cant eat well
i love to cook for my grandchildren
how many grandchildren do you have ? do the sleep all day like me ?
yes i usually do . i am always in pain
what kind of pain ? being social is not my cup of tea
i have really bad arthritis and i recently got into a car wreck
oh my , hope everything gets better
i am doing different therapies when money allows it
do you work , i do in a factory
no i am retired i am 75 years old
oh i see . i am really reliable in my job on other things i am not
what do you mean by that
i am lazy at home , but not at my job


i am 10 years old. i like to watch tv. my name is arnold. i love ham and cheese sandwiches.

how are you doing today ?
very good , i m only 10 years old
wow , you are pretty young . do you live with your parents ?
yes , they named me arnold . do you like watching tv ?
not really . i eat a lot of potatoes though
i like ham and cheese on my sandwiches . where are you from ?
i am from around these parts . are you male or female ?
i am a male , what state are you from ?
i am from ohio . how about you ?
i am from florida , do you like ohio ?
yes , its a good state . i like driving my car around .
what car do you have ?
its a nice honda civic . i lease it
my dad has honda civic . he likes it
that is nice to hear . does he like accounting ?
i don t know , maybe he does


i got married 10 years later. i escaped and later became a carpenter. i was the first born child. i was a slave for 10 years.

hi there ! what do you like to watch on tv ? i watch jimmy fallon
i do not watch tv . i was a slave and i never watched .
that is unfortunate . what do you do now ?
i have been a carpenter since i escaped
that is great ! i think people can do anything so good for you !
thanks . i was the first born but my brother did not make it .
sorry to hear that . saddest thing about me is i have never kissed a lady .
being a slave for many years . being captured makes you appreciate love
i wish i loved something more than gossip lol
really . i do not like to gossip . . people need to mind their own business
people tell me i am organized
do you think you are organized because most people are not
i do not think i am , but i must be doing something right
i concur . they must not be organized from what i gather .
haha they probably are not good call
yes . well i must get off . i must entertain company . goodbye .


i am a stay at home mom. i enjoy cooking but not baking. one of my favorite shows is face off on say. i like things in organized. i enjoy a good run.

hi , how are you ?
tired , spent the day in the kitchen then ran a mile tonight
i am tired too . i just finished some weight training . are you a chef ?
i might as well be a chef . i have 4 children under 5 .
oh geez . i feel like that sometimes . i am the oldest have 4 younger siblings .
how old are you , if you do not mind me asking ?
i am 23 . where are you from ?
pittsburgh . how about you ?
atlanta . i am keeping an eye on this hurricane headed this way .
i hope you and your family are safe . are you planning to evacuate ?
thank you for your concern . i am preparing to just incase .
its good to be organized for that just in case .


i collect seashells. i have two chiuahuahs. i am a yoga instructor. i have a son.

hi how are you doing
i am good . do you collect anything ?
no i do not do you
i have a shell collection .
that is nice where did you get the ,
i get them on vacations i go on .
that is nice do you travel a lot
yes , my son and i do .
that is nice where do you go
lots of places . i like calm beaches and things . i do yoga there .
that is so nice i like yoga
i am an instructor in it .
how long have you done that
for about five years and i will keep at it .


i m a vegetarian but i eat fish , especially sushi. i graduated college and immediately went to graduate school. i love my dog. my parents pay my rent.

hello my name is matt
hi matt i am rod i am a vegetarian ever since but i do eat fish
that is awesome rod , i work in it how about you ?
i am still studying and went straight to a graduate school .
very nice , do you play football . i love football
i do not play football its not for me but my dog would love that .
oh what kind of dog do you have ?
i have pomeranian but my parents want him out because they pay my rent .
where can he go , i know the lord will make a way
yes i know that he will but my parents also know that they will make a way .
true my dad made a way he worked for microsoft
wow i bet he is rich right now ? are you rich like your dad ?
no , i work in it . . . work hard , everyday
wow you must be really smart to work as an it specialist ?
no i only maintain a database with a team
but still i think you made it at the top because you are smart .


i enjoy playing with edged weapons. britney spears is a wonderful singer who really touches me. i like watching videos of surgery. my favorite ice cream is pistachio. traveling and making friends is something i find delightful.

hi , how are you and how old are you ? i am 18
britney spears touches me with her music .
i love bacon and eggs in the morning , in a farm is how i grew up
i love pistachio ice cream and i like to watch videos of surgery .
she is good , not my style . i like rock but not her
traveling and making friends is fun . do you do that ?
do you also enjoy rock concerts like me ?
i blast spears while i play with edged weapons . i like rock shows .
i like to make friends , because my family is always traveling
your family sounds like mine .
i need some stable friends , i feel lonely sometimes .
you sound lonely . it seems like its what you are designed to be .
maybe we can be friends , we have common situations .
no , you do not like spears and she touches me .
you will understand me and how i feel , not a city person .
i am a city person and i like playing with weapons that are edged .


my favorite store is american eagle. i enjoy spending time with my family. my favorite truck is a chevy drama. i do not like vegetables.

hi how are you doing
i am doing okay how are you ?
i am good do you like tv
yes i like tv when i get a chance i watch some tv
my favorite shows south park
that is a good show funny too i like family guy
that is also a good show
yes it is and the simpsons american dad
those are all good what are your hobbies
i like to play sports like volleyball , softball , soccer , love to playvideogames what about you
i like to tell jokes but i am not very good
me either some people have a talent for telling jokes .
yeah that is true maybe i need to practice
yes with pratice you will get better .
that is true what food do you like
i like to eat pizza hamburgers fries so goo but very unhealthy what about you ?


i have brown eyes. my favorite color is purple. i really love plants. i am an only child.

i have never kissed a lady . ever
really ? well i have no siblings . only child
i love to talk about people an gossip i am such a messy person
ll why so messy . i am simple and love to garden and plants
i am always up late watching jimmy allons too tired
jimmy allons the best . i may dye my hair purple . my fav color
people see how messy i am i wish i was not .
well when we hang out you will look in my brown eyes and talk
is not he ? i never missed a show .
he is funny . we should watch together
yes , but no no kissing
deal . you could see my plants
i will be there ! with gossip lol
i love gossip . i am boring . i was the only child


i hope to one day be a published author. i write short stories in my free time. i drink a lot of tea. i love art museums.

hey there how are you today ?
great ! i just got back from an art museum . you ?
cool , getting ready to go
go where ? what do you like to do ?
i like to drive my truck an eggs
i write stories someday i want to publish them .
cool , let me read a line or so
i am not sure i have any ready to share yet .
well why not you shy ?
a little bit . i mostly like being cozy at my house , drinking tea .
cool what kind of tea do you like ? i am a farmer
i like all kinds . what do you grow ?
chickens an love to eat the egg
i like eggs too . where do you live ?


i like to use candles instead of lights. i do not like waking up early. i love photography. i enjoy spending a lot of money on my hobbies.

hello , how are you doing ?
i am great , how are you ?
doing good , just made a pizza for lunch , yum ! any plans today ?
i am hoping to go for a hike after work and take some pictures
oh sounds like fun , i love taking my doberman for walks .
i do not have any pets , but i do love to take pictures .
oh okay , are you a photographer ? i am a mechanic and i mainly work with trucks .
i am not a professional , but it is a big hobby of mine .
that is cool . i took some photography classes in high school .
i did not like high school very much , had to get up way too early
i agree lol i am not a morning person .
i am not either . i am miserable in the morning .


i like imagine dragons. i run six miles a day. i like crab dipped in butter. i like to kayak.

how are you tonight ?
i am okay . trying to chill out while listening to imagine dragons . you ?
not great . ex wife 3 wrecked one of my ferraris . know any mechanics ?
yikes ! sorry , i do not know any mechanics . is your ex wife okay ?
yes . i have to act like i care , but i hate acting .
whenever i have to do something i hate i go for a six mile run .
smart ! what part of town are you in ?
by the river since i kayak often . do you live near any good restaurants ?
just dairy queen , but i do not like the kids working there . how about you ?
one great seafood place nearby . i always get their crab and dip it in butter .
that sounds great , especially after kayaking . what other sports do you do ?
just kayaking and running . you ?
this is naughty , but i drag race my 3 ferrari cars . do you like fast cars ?
nice ! i am more of a yugo type . slow and steady wins the race .
lol . that was funny . it was nice chatting with you .
nice chatting with you ! have a good night .


i enjoy fishing. i watch a lot of tv. i work on cars for a living. i live alone. my favorite food is a cheeseburger.

hi , i am darlene and i work at a supermarket , what do you do ?
hi there , i am a mechanic !
my goal is to be a famous actress one day , any hobbies ?
wow , that is ambitious ! i enjoy going to the lake and watching food network .
i love to eat but do not cook ever .
i only know how to make cheeseburgers , honestly .
i take pride in my skin and have a process i follow to keep it up .
i do not care about my skin . i am a loner so no one really sees it .
i live in a big city , do you ?
i live in a city , but not a big one .
are you single , i am but would like to get married someday .
i am single but i do not think i want to get married
i want a big family , lots of kids , none for you ?
no thanks . i like being all by myself .
maybe when i am famous you will see me on screen .
that would be so cool !


i am quiet but confident. i often worry about where to park when i go somewhere new. i m not really a blond. i think food trucks are awesome. my brother raised me after our parents died.

hey , what is your favorite food ? i love pizza
i love anything off of a food truck ! what do you do for fun ?
i read and walk around in the dark outside
i worry to much to walk in the dark ! what do you do for a living ?
i am an analyst . what do you do ?
i . . worry about where i am going to park when i go somewhere new !
i was asking about a job but interesting . i worry when i am in a crowd .
i am a little bit to paranoid for a job .
i see . what do you do in your spare time ?
i dye my hair blond in my spare time
surely you cannot dye your hair in all your free time . i read .
i read too . anything that is really quiet .
do you listen to music ?
sure i like the blues mostly . i play the piano .


i own a corvette. i live in california. i am a mechanic. i like to surf.

what a terrible drive home today . i just want to relax . how are you ?
i am good , sorry you had a rough drive !
got home and the only vegetable in the fridge was beets ! sorry !
o wow ! well when i am stressed i go for a drive in my corvette .
is it a stingray ? too nice ! on my off days , i just sleep in .
it is not . i surf on my days off !
you live on the beach ? not near any storms i hope ?
no i am safe out here in california .
that is good . country or city dweller ?
country most definately ! i work as a mechanic in the city though .
do you grow your own vegetables ? i am vegetarian but eat fresh chicken eggs .
i do not , but i love fresh veggies .
how did you learn to surf ?
my father surfed and taught me as a child .
that is cool ! i am an avid swimmer but stick to pools . sharks in the ocean !
yes there are , but nothing compares to swimming in the ocean .


i want to be a music teacher. my favorite color is red orange. my grandma raised me. i play the violin. i enjoy watching horror flicks.

hey ! did you make your computer ? because i built mine !
no , i am actually a music teach . .
oh , also very cool and creative . i actually was a mechanic for about 6 years .
what do you mechanic on ? sometimes i watch scary movies
i worked on cars before i started building computers . and nice ! i like movies .
my favorite movie is called orange red . its also my favorite color
huh ! i have not seen it . i will add it to my list . do you collect anything ?
i usually collect lint . i put it in gestures and label them with the location
fascinating . i collect bugs ! i have so many jars filled with the little guys .
sometimes i also collect horror movies . tell me more about yourself
when i was little , i wanted to be in the military , but i found science .
thank god for science am i right ?
right ! i love learning about computers and creatures .
creatures are sweet . whats your favorite ?


my favorite color is red. my favorite movie is gone with the wind. i have purple hair. i like to play video games.

hello how is your cay going ?
pretty good . thinking about the weather in florida . how is your day ?
doing pretty well . . . yes the weather is bad there whats your favorite season ?
autumn . love the leaves and cooler temps . whats yours ?
summer is my favorite i love fishing at that time
oh yeah ? what kind of fishing ? i live by a lake trout and bass .
wow that is cool , trout is what i get
excellent . you into sports ? i like tennis , football and hockey .
not really as a hobby i like to decorate for christmas
that is great . i love christmas . what kind of decorating do you do ?
outside the house with the lights have the best decorations on my block
that is so cool . you ever make it on the evening news when they do holiday pieces ?


i currently hold three jobs. i recently proposed to my girlfriend of three years. my dream job is a to become a baseball announcer. i watch south park at least once a day. my favorite band is avenged sevenfold.

hi names jan and i am in mourning over my husband who died last year
hello , i am charlie . sorry to hear that . i am going to be marrying my girlfriend soon .
wow congrats , i am about 77 years old and its been quite lonely
thanks . how long were you married with him ? i have been with the girlfriend for three years .
58 years we have been married coming june will be 59 years
do you work ? i am a cashier , journalist , and dj . i want to become a baseball announcer .
my family and i get together every saturday . no i do not work
awesome . i like to watch south park daily . do you like tv ?
wow that sounds interesting , my addiction to black coffee is out of control .
coffee is good . i also like music like avenged sevenfold . what else do you like ?
do you have hobbies min is gardening
i consider music and tv my hobbies . what is your favorite thing to plant ?
well what kind of music do you like ?
rock music . i love rock music . do you have a favorite plant ?


i have one son. i like to go swimming. my parents are not married anymore. i like to read. i have epilepsy.

hi how are you today
hello , i am doing well tonight . no seizure yet .
do you have seizures often ?
more than i would like . this new medication seems to be working .
that is great where do you work
i do not work , i take care of my son .
oh i just got a promotion
very nice ! my son and i went swimming today , now he is reading .
that sounds great i have 3 kids
i would like more kids one day .
then you have to make them
maybe in a few more years .
yeah have to get things sorted out
exactly . my parents divorced when i was young .
well that is just messed up
it is . i do not want that life for my own kids .


i need a corvette to complete my life. i m insecure. i have a wife and children. i m always hungry.

have you heard the new drake album ? i like all rap but he is best .
hi ! i am married and have kids . do you ?
not yet ! i am too busy playing drums to have a family .
i like rap too ! it helps with all the insecurities i have !
what do you do with your time ?
eat ! i think i am hungry almost all the time ! but i want fancy car !
i love food ! i cook almost as much as i eat out .
i think i want a corvette ! that would help make my life complete !
what color would you get ?
whats your favorite food ? i would get red its pretty !
i love sushi and cheese ! not together though .
i only like some sushi ! some of it is not good . other real good !
i agree ! i like the cooked stuff the best .
whats for dinner ? i am making spaghetti ! yum !
i have not started yet , but i think tacos .
that sounds good too ! i love both !


i love eating barbeque sandwiches and pizza puffs. i enjoy hanging out with my imaginary friends as a hobby. my favorite show is tom and jerry. i live down the street from miley cyrus and pnb rock.

hello is anyone out there ?
hey , i am here right by miley cyrus and pnb rock
awesome ! i am love listening to music . i own a lot of cars . do you like cars ?
only when i am hanging out with my imaginary friends . do you have any friends ?
i do not but i like to work out every day .
any favorite shows ? mine is tom and jerry .
i like watching baseball , also any other kind of sports .
yea , i like watching a gamme with bbq sandwiches and pizza puffs . what do you eat ?
pizza is my favorite . my favorite car company is ferrari . do you have a favorite car company ?
i do not know if i do
ll . well it was nice chatting with you .
thanks you too . enjoy your car
yep , enjoy your music tom and jerry !
enjoy working out everyday to some nice music by miley cyrus
i like to have a daily workout too
my imaginary friends have workouts too i guess . . .


i can speak three languages english , french and spanish. i m currently looking for employment. i am colour blind. i am a mother of two. my favourite band is rush.

hi there , how are you ?
i am alright , just listening to my favorite band , rush . you ?
nice ! i just finished a game of pool . something i am excellent at .
sounds fun ! do you speak other languages ? i also speak french and spanish .
i really want to visit the pyramids one day .
that does sound fun . i wonder if my color blindness would affect how they look .
my goal is to complete a book before i die .
writing or reading ? i really need to get a job , i have two kids .
i teach art at a middle school !
that sounds awesome ! i love art . do you enjoy your job ?
i do ! even though i am a grown adult i still like unicorns .
that is funny . my kids love unicorns too !
unicorns are very awesome to believe in .
they are okay , but i personally prefer narwhals .
narwhals are great as well !
i agree ! i just wish rush would make a song about them already .


i like horseback riding. i am allergic to shellfish. i work at a non profit that helps children. i love going to concerts and dancing hard. my favorite food is cheese.

hi how are you doing
i am doing okay how are you doing ?
i am good just hanging at home
that is good what kinds of foods do you like to eat ?
i am diabetic so my food choices are limited
that sucks how long have you been diabetic ?
my whole life its pretty frustrating
i am sorry to hear that my bf is prediabetic and he takes pills
that is a bummer do you like music
yea i like music pop , rap , 80s music what about you ?
i like rock do you play video games
yes i love video games what kind of gaming system do you have ?


my name is dave. i live in las vegas , nevada. i love hiking and staying fit. i work as a personal trainer , 5 days a week. i go fishing on the weekends to relax.

tech geek here . who on the other end ?
hello there . i am dave , aka personal trainer .
oh , cool . i am a website designer .
man , i could not do your job . way too much sitting around .
yeah , but i get to sit around and read the news when i am not coding . pretty cushy .
does your boss know you do this ?
he could check , but they do not care if deadlines are being met .
i was beginning to think you fell asleep . ll nice boss you have .
no , i am just multitasking , wink , wink .
lovely . what do you do on the weekends ?
i am always looking for get rich quick schemes in my off time .
i do not think there is any such thing .
that is probably why it takes up so much of my time .
i would rather be productive with my time .
well , have you dabbled in the stock market ?
only in vegas . ll


i am a female. i love to swim , and began at a young age. my favorite color is purple. i have a masters degree. my favorite singer is kid rock.

hi how arae you today
pretty good , just finished swimming
do you swim a lot
yes learned at a young age , now i am 33
cool do you like baseball
yes , yankee fan , and you
i am a pro ball player
i playsoft for all american women team
cool do you have pets
yes , two cats and 4 dogs , , do you
i have a upper named alfred
what music do you like


my house is located in the countryside. i am seventy one years old. i love to keep a small garden outside of my house. i love all sorts of fresh vegetables.

hey , hows it going ? whats up ?
i am great . nothing tending my garden . i love fresh vegetables !
me too ! i am vegan , and i love animals . veggies are a must .
that is why i am 70 and still kicking . fresh air , veggies , routines are keys to life
wow , great job ! ! my son is 18 , but he wo not go vegan . i wish he would !
ah well as long as its in moderation . he might change one day !
i hope so . its hard getting him to go w me to animal rights rallies .
your a good person . i prefer my quiet life at my house in the country side
that life is just as good . you are relaxing after a long life .
exactly and i hope to keep it like that
i wish you the best . i have to go time 2 walk dogs the shelter .
ah very cool keep doing the good work ! bye
thanks , i hope you keep taking it easy ! ! bye !
o am i but i do enjoy being active d


i am a great baker. i like katy perry as a musician. i like to sew. i have few friends. i like to hunt for my food.

hello how are you doing today ?
great i am baking a cake of katy perry right now . she is a great singer
oh i love katy perry . i saw her solo .
me too ! after this i am going to sew a blanket for my friend
i sew too , scarves and sweaters .
cool . can you make me one ? i am a size small
of course . i do not have many friends so i would be delighted .
org neither do i . we can be beasties .
definitely do you like baking ? i love confections .
yes i am an awesome baker . i also can hunt my food . i love buffalo
we could hunt together i enjoy buffalo .
great well lets set a date so we can hang out


i am a proofreader for a greeting card company. i love to read. my favorite movie is goodfellas. my parents have been married for 40 years.

hello there . how are you today ?
i am pretty good . its my parents 40th anniversary !
congratulations ! my wife and i just reached the golden anniversary
that is nice ! i am at my golden anniversary at work ll
ll . just a quiet night here . finished reading my bible . got a passion for god .
is it against your religion to watch goodfellas ? i love that movie
no . not at all . love that movie . planning on going to france next month .
oh nice . i just read a book set in france , it was fantastic . where in france ?
paris ! my wife and i travel a lot since we retired .
oh ! may i recommend reading a movable feast while you are there
yes please ! i will take note of that . thank you so much !
no problem . what line of work you in ? preacher ?
yes actually . now just a stay at home husband . no kids .
sounds like a nice life ! i am in the greeting card industry so competitive !


i am primarily a meat eater. i am a guitar player. my parents do not know i am gay. welding is my career field. i like playing video games.

good morning , what are you doing today ?
awake early . practiced guitar . what are you up to ?
i am going to work , i am an animal tech at a vet clinic .
i love animals . but i am not vegan . ha . i work as a welder .
i love animals , i have three dogs . do you have pets ?
yes one dog . i also play video games . not married . i am gay .
my husband is an attorney and i have 2 children . bored to death .
those kids should keep things exciting . do not they have activities ?
yes , but i like my job , and want to do more for me .
what kinda of things are on your bucket list ?
travel , going all over the world , skydiving . how about you ?
for me its , travel , buying a sports car , getting a masters degree .
i have a masters , but i am not using it . that is my goal too .
try college teaching . i would love to do that . meet lots of people .
i would love that . my degree is in criminal justice .
oh . police work is exciting . or even police department administrative work .


when i have free time , i sketch my favorite characters. i like comic books and anime. i take things very literally. i play a lot of video games.

i love being at work , begin an english teacher is very rewarding .
interesting . when i have free time , i sketch my favorite characters
i am not the best drawer but i do love writing .
cool , i like comic books . have you ever written a comic ?
i have not but i dream of being a writer so maybe one day .
what kind of stuff do you write ?
a little bit of everything because i love telling stories .
maybe you could write the story to a video game . . .
maybe . my two daughters would enjoy that . do you have kids ?
no . no time for them , too busy playing video games .
it is hard raising kids especially when you do it alone .
i feel bad for you . sorry .
what kind of video games do you play ?
anything comic book or anime related .
how many hours of video games do you play ?
13 hours a day . literally .


my favorite season is duck hunting season. i like tailgate parties. i didn t go to college because i run the family farm. i had a girlfriend who eloped with my best friend one day.

hello how are you tonight ?
doing good , was at a tailgate party had a blast
oh cool i just got home from the gym
i also love to hunt during duck season , good times
i do not really hunt too dangerous
it can be no doubt
do you like the color pink ?
not really i guess if you are a girl lol
i am . are you married ? i got wed 2 years ago
no my girlfriend decided she would elope with my good friend
oh that is no good people are so cruel sometimes
yeah i do not think i am over it even yet
i do not blame you the last time i lost someone was a parent
oh sad . i was not able to go to college because i had to run the farm


i work at a vet. my husband is a lawyer. i have 3 dog. i have 2 kids.

have you ever climbed a mountain ?
i wish i had time to climb a mountain .
i have been taking them on one by one .
my mountains are my family .
that does not sound good .
haha . not in a bad way .
what is the craziest things you have done ?
had two kids with three dogs . haha .
haha . mine i am not proud of , shot a lion .
oh wow . is that your biggest achievement ?
not crying when i watch gone with the wind once .
that must be hard . even my husband cries when we watch that .
i know ! it gets me everytime .
what kind of work do you do to support your crazy lifestyle ?


i like the beatles. my parents were scientists. i am well built and tall. i work as a scientist.

i enjoy eating barbeque and hanging out with my imaginary friends
that is very interesting . mind if i study you for a science experiment . its my job
i do not mind , but i just happen to live a few houses down from miley cyrus
wow . you live anywhere near the beatles ? they are my fav
i just turned 19 last week
happy birthday ! my parents never celebrated birthdays . they were scientists and did not believe in it
no but i do live close to the pnb rock
what do you look like may i ask ?
that is a shame , birthdays are so much fun , i like pizza puffs for my birthday
i am quite well built and tall . probably because i do not eat pizza puffs
i look like my imaginary friend
what do they look like ?
well its just one , but he looks like hugh hefner
some say i look like a mad scientist version of him


i enjoy watching tennis and golf on tv. i m a school teacher. i teach 5th grade students near oakville , ny. my name is sarah. i love to read and relax by the lake on the weekends.

i am so tired . i am ready to clock out . are you at work ?
yes , i am . i know how you feel .
between my wife , two kids , and work , i sleep 10 hours to be rested .
i am so ready to go home , relax and watch tv
i am going with you ! can i bring my guitar ?
of course you can . we can jam and have a few cold ones .
i am in . we need a few more members and we can tour .
instead of going to my house , we can go to the lake
i have the wife and kids though . i will leave the factory early .
no one said that they were not welcome too
it would be much more relaxing without them . you have kids ?
no . i do not .
do not do it . you spend all your time working for them .
i know that all too well . i am a 5th grade teacher


i like to chat with my friends. i love to go out to eat with my family. i like to take drives in the country. i like to go to the movies.

good afternoon . how are you ?
hi ! i am great , thanks . how are you ?
i am doing well just enjoying the beautiful weather this morning
it is a beautiful day ! i am thinking about taking a drive in the country later .
i live in the country its where i grew up .
i live in the suburbs now , but i love the countryside . what do you do for fun ?
well there is plenty to do in the country when i am not teaching elementary school
teaching children must be so rewarding ! do you have kids ?
no i am only 22 , but i love teaching others children
no kids either , but i love my younger siblings . i spend lots of time with them .
well i live in an apartment so i do not have a lot of room for kids
me too , but i like to take them to the movies or out to eat .
well i think that is a good thing . kids need attention .
definitely ! what do you like to do for fun ?
i love to exercise and ride horses
awesome ! i love horses . i also love yoga and hiking , what exercises do you enjoy ?


my favorite season is winter. i take vitamin c when i have a cold. i do not eat bread. i am disabled and cannot walk. my friend once bought me a car.

hello there , what are you up to today ?
enjoying fall . i cannot wait for winter . its my favorite !
sounds like fun , do you ski ?
i lost use of my legs when i wrecked the car my friend bought me
i am sorry that is too bad !
its ok . i am adjusting pretty well
that is good to hear , what have you been doing ?
i have not done much today . how about you ?
working , about to head to the gym
the gym sounds fun . i go sometimes to work out my arms
that is great , keep those strong
that is the plan . so , do you like cooking ?
not really , i enjoy eating out though !
i love eating out ! but finding a good gluten free place can be hard


i am gay. i brew my own beer. i like to make my own coffee. i live in portland , oregon. i just bought a new house with my partner.

do you want to take me out for a nice italian dinner ?
only if you share the same anatomy as myself !
i will show you all of my piercings .
i am not sure my partner would approve , we finally purchased our own house
a fancy house ? i am just looking for friends .
yup in oregon ! are you of drinking age ? i create my own alcoholic beverages
i can drink . i do not smoke anymore though .
i see . well i make my own coffee too , one habit for another .
i hate coffee . that is a no from me
i have to have my coffee . what is your favorite italian food ?
spaghetti is my all time favorite .
my favorite would have to be stuffed chicken marsala
you are just so very fancy .
olive garden makes it easy lol


i do not own any pets. i lease my car. my favorite meal is brunch. i am a recruiter. my car is black.

hi ! i wear glasses , take prozac and love ebay . what about you ? any family ?
wow that is a lot to digest .
yeah ! i am adopted , have a new bicycle and my dads bisexual . you work out ?
no , i drive around my black car , its a lease .
cool ! will you be my friend ? i like running to keep fit and you ?
no , like i said i do not work out .
okay ! my mom has a carrot orange car . my hair is the same color .
do you like brunch ? its my favorite meal .
i love veggie brunch . i wish i had contacts instead of glasses . you sing ?
i do not sing , i am tone deaf .
i am sorry you cannot hear . what color is your hair ?
i can hear , its just a way to say i am not a great singer .
gotcha . anyone in your family play sports ? we are a little league family .
no , but i recruits for a basketball team .


i do yoga three times a week. i live in chicago. i am married with 2 kids. i am a high school teacher. i volunteer at the red cross on the weekends.

how are you doing today ?
hello , i am just relaxing after yoga , you ?
i am watching television getting ready to fix dinner
who are you fixing dinner for ? do you have children ?
i am young i have three brothers
i have 2 children and i am married . what do you do for fun ?
i like to play my guitar
i like to give my time by volunteering on the weekends .
where do you go volunteer ?
at the red cross .
yea i donated this year has been bad
i also teach high schoolers . are you in high school ?
yes i live on a small farm
i am from a big city , chicago .


i am a big sports fan. i have a brand new chevrolet. i am looking to start a business. i like to get involved in politics.

hello , how are you today ?
i am well and you ? are you into politics ?
i am sad today . . . no , i prefer not to talk about politics
why are you sad ? i love politics , but i understand
my best friend just moved to japan , and i want to travel but can not
oh that is pretty sad . are you into sports ?
no , i live in a big city so there is not much room for sports
oh there must be a stadium or field someplace i love sports
we have central park , but i do not go there too much
oh i have never been there , you live in new york ?
yes i do , it is a lovely city
no doubt . i want to start a business there
that would be hard , there is too much competition here
yeah , but if my plan is good enough i will make it . my cousins did


i once rescued a baby on a highway. i don t really like vegetables or fruit but i pretend. i am not very good at playing basketball. my family owns a dairy farm.

hey there . need a consultant ? i have a firm
what type of consultant is it ?
drug consultant . i also own a minor business
sorry my family works in dairy farming and we do not use drugs on our cows
i meant for people not for animals . some of my clients have bad gambling habits
that is to bad , are you helping them ?
yea i am showing them how to take drugs instead haha
do you have any hobbies ?
i am a sports blogger . i give out information on any sport . you ?
i like to play basketball , i am not great but i play
i hear that . i would so commentate on your game haha
i do not think you would get to call a lot of baskets
yea . . that would be the best part about it haha . what else do you do
i like to drive my car on long drives
come pick me up . take me to work lol
where do you live , i will see how far it is


i would love to be a professional eater and not get fat. i believe in aliens. i hate cleaning up after my husband and children. i cannot choose between lollipops and rainbows. to free my mind from feeling depressed i look up at the stars at night.

hi ! my name is nancy . how are you tonight ?
i am great . i am nasirah
glad to hear it . do you have any plans for the weekend ?
actually , i am going to the observatory . always on the search for ufos ! you ?
cool . do you live by a huge observatory ? i am just gonna work on my book
i do . whats your book about ?
it is kind of fan fiction jane austen type stuff set in keylargo
that is wonderful . i love to travel especially to professional eating challenges .
you would love my bbq ribs ! do you do the coney island hotdog challenge ?
that is my favorite ! oh , ribs are the best . have to be careful though !
true . have you ever won any challenges ?
i have only won once . it was a lollipop licking competition .
ll i always bite them . even as a kid
do not tell anyone my secret to victory !


i love to draw. i love to socialize. i have 5 kids. i love new gadgets.

hi how are you today
got all 5 kids in bed and i am ready to draw some cartoons
is that your job then
it is . i do freelance drawing when i am nit busy with the kids
tell those kids to get a job
haha ! i wish i could ! what do you do ?
i am just a 7 year old kid
that is cool ! you must be pretty smart .
i can spell any word yeah
wow . my 7 year old identical quintuplets are nowhere near as smart
yeah and i am a beast at soccer
you have great potential ! i do not let mine play soccer yet
and why is that then
well they are a little feral . so i keep them inside while i socialize


my favorite season is winter. my eyes are blue. i love to take naps. i love watching basketball. i sing barbershop and rap.

will you do me a favor ?
hi how are you doing ?
i am just binge watching narcos
what is that ? a tv show ?
yes it is , i love it .
what is it about ? i have not heard of it .
it is about drugs in mexico
are you from mexico or something ?
no , it is just entertaining
what is your favorite thing about it ?
the actors are sexy and cute
i see . well at least you enjoy it .
thanks , i am moving soon , will you help me ?
lol . no thank you . i do not move .
oh . you are not very helpful
no not really . i like sports though .


i take her to the park. i have a 7 year old daughter. i am 25 years old. we live in an apartment.

hi how are you today ?
i am ok , my oldest daughter is having a fit not getting what she wants
yeah my says i do that too . not so much now i am older though .
yeah , well being 25 and raising her , in our apartment is not easy
my mom i meant . do you have pets ? wow 10 years older than me .
no pets apartments are not allowed to have pets
how old is your daughter ?
she is 7 years of age
you had her young . 19 right ?
yeah pretty much but making it happen .
where are you from ? good for you ! you can do it !
i am from pennsylvania
i am from florida . warm .
how do you like florida ?


i live in a big city. on weekends i like to go hiking. i want to teach kids in elementary school. i just graduated college. my major was american literature and education.

hi how are you ?
i am doing well . just completed college ! and yourself ?
well congests ! i have been held hostage in the store . but thank god the cops came
oh wow ! you have to be careful . i live in ny . i see it everywhere .
yeah , did not expect that from happening . i build furniture and i love it .
oh wow ! what do you do on your free time ? i go hiking a lot
i clean houses for extra cash . my dad is retired so i help out
that is great of you . i want to teach , but it is stressful .
teaching can be stressful but it can workout ! i have also bowled a 300 before !
wow ! highest score for me was 240 .
yeah i was surprised ! i also mentioned i was robbed at the shop ?
yes you have ! frightening . always be aware you your surroundings .
exactly so do you do anything else ? how is teaching coming ?
its rewarding . i enjoy american literature a lot is why
well that seems interesting ! ! american lit . you teach high school ?
grade school actually . i cannot imagine teaching high school students yet


i am going bald. i hate flowers. i play the piano. i make my own clothes. i ran into jimmy fallon just the other day.

wow i can not believe it is this late . been playing halo .
i am up making clothes
you must be a sewer . my mom sews .
i sew yes , what kind of hobbies do you have
i stay very active . reading is also my passion . how about you ?
playing the piano and going to music shows
where do you work ? i write articles for a gaming magazine .
i am a student at asu
bet you stay busy studying . do you make clothes for yourself ?
yes mostly i made some for others
that is nice . are you taking fashion classes ?
no i am studying public relations
i see . i have to get going soon . up for work at 6 am .
i understand i have to get up early for class
nice getting to know you . good luck in all your classes .
nice meeting you are you leaving


i was adopted. i work at a local party store. christmas is my favorite holiday. i met my birth mother when i was sixteen.

hi there i go to college daily and yourself ?
i have a job working locally at a party store .
i am a very social person , so i love going to the party store .
that is cool . do you buy things for holidays there ?
sometimes , yes but i normally throw parties at the gym .
i shop for christmas at the store because i love that holiday .
i workout daily so most of the parties are people from the gym .
makes sense . what is your family like ?
their athletes we all love swimming and their kind . yours ?
my parents adopted me as a baby .
aww , my cousins were adopted as well .
really ? at sixteen i was able to meet my birth mother .
how was that experience for you , do you still contact her ?
it was ok . my parents are my real family . what else do you like to do ?
i like going to the movies with my friends , you ?
i love going to movies . what is coming out that you want to see ?


my name is kevin. i am studying software development. i am a student in college. i enjoy working out and learning new things.

how are you doing today ?
hi , i am kevin . i am in college .
hi kevin ! i am claire . i am a violinist .
i study software development . i like learning new things .
that is cool . it is always good to learn new things !
do you work out ? i like working out .
i am too busy to work out . i get plenty of exercise in my everyday life .
what do you do in your everyday life ?
i spend six to eight hours a day practicing violin . two hours to walk my pomeranian .
oh yea . i forgot you play . it is nice .
i won a competition last month and have an upcoming one in two weeks .
this sounds exciting ! my 11 year old neighbor plays cello .
that is great . my sister plays clarinet in an orchestra and mom is a music teacher .
i used to play french horn in high school .


i m going riding on my boat today. i am a fisherman. i love tuna. i live in cape hatteras.

hello , how are you today ?
i am good how are you ?
good , going to the doctor soon , i have some issue with my knees
that is not good . i hope the appointment goes well
i am a long distance runner and my knees have been clicking a lot
i have been a fisherman for many years now . and i hope everything is okay
dang , where do you fish ? i know se alaska is big on fishing
i am from cape hatteras
where is that ? like north carolina ?
oh yes it is in the north part of north carolina .
dang , i feel like i visited there once as a kid
really ? i love it . i also like to fish for tuna
what kinda string do you need for that ? tuna are huge !
i have to get this special kind of string


my motor never stops running. i work on semi trucks for a living. my father was a driver himself. i want to take her on vacations one day.

hi there . how are you today ?
exhausted still , been on the road for far too long
sorry to hear that . any kids ?
none yet , maybe some day . . . you ?
i have 2 . a four year old and six year old .
getting easier or tougher ?
staying about the same . tell me something about yourself .
well , former truck driver , like my dad , but now i just fix them
i am in a wheel chair . drunk driver two years ago .
sorry to hear that . hope your kids are not too much to handle
no they are not . they are my life .
that is sweet . what else do you do ?
i love to read when i have time .
reading strait puts me to sleep , can not do it lol
i love cooking too . and making my kids happy .
mac and cheese usually works on my nephews


i have ink stains on all my shirts. i enjoy playing retro video games on my 386. my cats name is leroy jenkins. i wish i had a real dragon i could train. my suspenders sometimes make my shoulders hurt.

hi . how are you ?
i am great thank you for asking .
i am a stay at home mom . what do you do for a living ?
i am a video game tester .
that sounds exciting . have you been testing games for a long time ?
for about 5 years . i love playing retro games on my 386 .
a 386 ? no clue as to what that is . ll . do you have any kids ?
i do not but i do have a cat named leroy jenkins .
ll okay . i am afraid of cats . my sister has a black one .
my cat is very loveable , i wish i could own a dragon .
i am sure you are not alone in wanting a pet dragon .
i would hope not ! ll
do you live in the us ?
yes i do , do you ?
yes . have you been affected by the recent current hurricanes ?
thankfully i have not , and i hope you were not affected either .


i love eating barbeque sandwiches and pizza puffs. i enjoy hanging out with my imaginary friends as a hobby. my favorite show is tom and jerry. my name is jovannie and i am 19.

hello what are you doing ?
i am well how about you ?
good just had a huge dinner
what are we having for dinner ?
meatloaf and baked potato i have a love for food . . lol
i really love barbeque food
me too i am not from the us and we have great bbls in my country
do you guys do pizza puffs ?
i do since i come from a big family you have to make a lot ! !
do you have an imaginary friend ?
no i do not do you ?
i do we hang out when no one is around


sometimes i like to visit thrift shops. i like to sew my own clothing. i am an art teacher. i like to upcycle my thrift shop finds and make new items.

hello how are you today ? it is cold here
i am wonderful nice and sunny here , great day for hitting up thrift stores
oh i love shopping at thrift stores . i collect old jazz records
i like going to authentic clothes so i can true them into my own style
that sounds like an awesome idea , i may try that . is sewing hard ?
not really takes some time but after a while pretty easy what is your line of work
cashier . used to do dry wall but had to have pins put in my knee
sorry to hear , art teacher here . my kids love my collective dress code lol
i have no kids myself , yet . but my family means a lot to me
single all around the board those i teach are my kids .
oh , i misunderstood . do you have any pets by hance ?
cats , easy to care for when i am not home
i have a bird and three dogs , all rescues
that is wonderful , all pets need good homes make me sick how people are sometimes


i have 3 dogs. i work as an accountant. i like to read horror novels. my favorite color is blue.

hey my names is yumi and i am pretty social and get straight as
hi ! nice to meet you yumi . that is an interesting name .
japanese . i love my high school upper dublin senior high
i like japanese cartoons and movies . like battle royale and the original grudge .
haha awesome ! ! i am health fanatic eat super healthy
nice . could you give me a few tips on how to better take care of myself ?
well better exercise and have more plant based foods
that is wise . i try to stay active but i have no stamina .
that was me too , then eventually picked up the momentum .
right that is how i feel about my freelancing . i do accountant work .
really i do not know what i want to do after high school .
well just take it easy . there is no rush .
yeah , well my mom wants me to be a doctor and take care of her
you have to take care of your mom . that is like an unwritten rule .
but now a days doctors do not make much unless they are really good .
well people do not appreciate fully how much doctors mean to our society .


i can recite the movie young frankenstein word for word. i like to make my own clothes. i am partially blind. i do volunteer work for human rights organizations. i can do convincing bird calls.

hello
hello how are you
i am doing great ! where are you from ?
i am from oregon . what about you ?
west virginia . it really is a beautiful state . do you have any hobbies ?
i like volunteering , and making my own clothes ! do you have any ?
nothing to really brag about . i just like to play video games lol .
what is your favorite video game ?
i really enjoy playing smite .
i have never heard of that one !
it is a fun time ! anyways do you have a favorite food ?
nope , i love all kinds of food ! do you have one ?
pizza or any kind of take out really haha .
take out is great ! do you like movies ?


the only autographs i ve ever wanted are from authors. my mother is a librarian. i used to wear glasses as a child. i m applying for publishing jobs.

hello ! i love to bake . want to chat about recipes and baking tips ?
we can but i would not know much about it ! i am a reader !
reading is great ! i am a teacher and i love to help children learn to read .
that is great ! i spent a lot of time at school . my mom was the librarian .
librarian would be a great profession ! i was formerly a chef .
oh wow ! i am applying for some jobs in the publishing area . no luck so far .
i wish you good luck ! do you have any pets ? i have two cats .
no ! i had cats when i was younger . they broke my glasses , ha !
oh no ! that would change your opinion of cats , especially since you love reading !
yes ! i do love reading . i have so many autographs from authors !
that is a great hobby . i do have a lot of cookbooks , because i love to bake .
what is your favorite thing to bake ?
i enjoy making desserts that remind me of my childhood in mexico .
i bet . what sort of desserts ?


i graduated with a nursing degree. my husband is a firefighter. my favorite food is sushi. helping people makes me happy. we have two kids.

hi how are you doing
i am ok what about your self
i am good just got back from a run
cool so you like to stay in shape
i do . do you like to exercise ?
yes i love keeping my self in shape
that is nice i have more time on my hands since my wife left me
wow i am sorry to hear that
yeah it was completely out of no where
how old are you and i am really sorry
i am 35 what about you
33 i just turned 33 in aug


i listen to podcasts. i like to read. i have a long drive to work. traffic makes me mad.

hello , how are you tonight ?
reading is my hobby , do you like reading ?
i love to read , especially travel brochures while eating cookies .
i am fine tonight . do you drive to work , i hate traffic
i do not . i take the bus , as i live in the city .
i love podcasts that can give me good recipes
podcasts are amazing , i prefer them to tv .
it takes a long time for me to drive to my job , so i listen to it .
do you like country music ?
what channel do you watch ?
i use my phone for music .
nah , tell me about some good songs so i can listen while i drive
anything by luke bryan . what do you do for fun ?
i plug it into my audio socket on my cd player
do you have any pets ? i have a collie , shiva .
i like to drive , but when it becomes routine it makes me sick


i use to be a huge superman fan as a child. i have been cheated on by every ex girlfriend except for one. my biggest fear in life is heights. there is only been one set of twins in my family.

hi , care to chat with a vet tech ?
sure , but i do not have any animals .
that is ok , i also love to watch horror shows ; do you ?
i prefer superman . i was his biggest fan when i was younger .
wow , that is really neat . do you like to read ?
i like to journal . all my exes have been cheaters except amanda
yay for amanda . my fav author is stephen king .
you and horror lol . i am too afraid of heights to do anything else scary
oh that is too bad . whats your religion ? i am christian .
i am atheist . but i sometimes wonder
it can be hard to figure out sometimes . do you like to ski ?
no , my fear of heights again . the twins do though .
oh yeah , forgot . how old are the twins ?
16 now . the only set in our whole family .
that is great well , i got to run , enjoyed chatting , take care
have a great rest of your day


i made my first movie when i was 18. now i am a fixture on a weekly telenovela. i am an actor. i starred in television commercials when i was young.

hi from wisconsin here ! love cheerleading for my high school !
great ! what do you want to be one day ?
i always wanted to be a police officer !
not much cheerleading there ! when i was your age , i was in tv commercials
nice i love shopping like all the time .
from tv commercials ? i am in a weekly telenovela , an actor , first movie at 18
i am also a lifestyle blogger . what about you ?
i act for a living . i am on tv weekly ! what do you blog about ?
apple products and ect . big fan !
if you want to interview me for your blog , since i am famous , let me know !
okay sounds like a plan ! currently in florida ! how about you ?
i am in texas actually !
nice i got two kids !
good for you ! i do not have any . . . yet ! any pets ?
nope just a married sad woman
and why are you sad ?


i struggle with maintaining eye contact. i sing in the shower. my favorite video game is halo 3. i like to take cold showers. i drive a moped.

hi , how are you ? please tell me more about yourself ?
i am great ! i love halo 3
oh cool ! do you travel any ? i really love new york city !
i do like new york city !
its the best ! any hobbies ? i really love to go running and hiking .
well , i enjoy singing in the shower and i also like mopeds
oh that sounds enjoyable . i like to eat steak . any favorite food ?
sometimes while playing halo 3 i have a hard time making eye contact .
oh , sorry to hear that . the game takes your attention probably !
i really do enjoy milkshakes too .
oh yeah me too . i am lawyer . you ?
i do not work , i just play halo 3
awesome , my wife left me recently because of that !
sometimes , when i am bored , i ride my moped


my uncle use to work on fish boats in florida. i have never been to the west coast of the united states. i was once on the local news , and not for anything illegal. my father use to drive a taxi cab in the 1970s. i have been to canada two times my entire life.

hey , i know how to get rid of a cold .
hi i am john . really ? whats your secret ?
hey , i know how to get rid of a cold .
i do not get sick too often . i do not travel that much .
my kibbling and i have red hair so hot stuff is the cure .
interesting . do you have any hobbies ?
i sing in the shower and chew bubblegum . my friends call me bubblegum .
that was my uncles nickname ! he used to work as a fisherman .
really ? that is awesome . i would love to take over the world someday .
that is impressive . my only claim to fame is i was once on the news .
what did you do to get on the news . i need to get big first .
nothing illegal i swear i was just in the background when they were shooting .
glad it was for legal stuff .
where do you live ? i would like to travel more


i work as a meeting coordinator. i live in upstate new york. i live with my husband and two children. i love to take road trips. my favorite place to visit is seattle.

hi ! i will start with a deep question how do you feel about your life goals ?
oh wow , haha . right into it , eh ? i love my life goals . i feel good about them .
are you well on the way to achieving them ?
quite . i want to travel . mostly road trips right now with the kiddos .
that is good . i wish i could say that about myself . . . i feel stuck in life .
oh no ! tell me more ?
well , i have lost my job . . . cannot afford my own place . . .
oh , i am so sorry to hear about that . do you have any hobbies to uplift you ?
yes , i like reading . it helps , but then i feel like i waste time doing it .
but pursuing things that make you happy is never a waste of time .
thank you for saying that .
when you do not have much , you should revel in what you have .
that is true . i have supporting parents , i am grateful for that .
good . i am glad to hear it . what kind of job are you looking for ?


i like green apples. i don t like to eat meat. i like fruit. i like to eat the skin of the apple. my favorite fruit is apple.

hi how are you today
i am well . about to make some lunch . you ?
what are we eating then ?
i am probably going to reheat some left overs . any hobbies ? work ?
i am not good around people
yeah i do alright . i do have the gift of gab
what does that mean huh
i can spit some game . talk quick . recollect memories
impressive i am an accountant
i am a fruity man
in terms of your sexual orientation ?
no in terms of my favorite food . apples . do you really work as an accountant
yeah i do it freelance yeah
i have tried to break out into that line of work . keeping balances . bank reconciliations .


i am a female. i have blonde hair. i am in high school. i like skateboarding. my favorite food is pizza.

hello , my name is dana . do you have a favorite superhero ?
hello . is there one that likes to skateboard ?
hmm , cannot recall any . but you should watch flash . he is pretty quick on his toes .
cool . i would love to be fast .
same here . fun fact ; i type one handed .
that is talented . you must have a lot of practice .
a lot . whats your favorite season . i love summer .
i do too . i like warm weather .
although summer is my favorite , i do not like wearing dresses .
neither do i . i like board shorts and a nice pair of shades .
nice ! what do you do for a living ?
i like to practice stunts . i do extreme sports .
awesome ! like what ? i like butterflies .
i like to ramp and grind . i am working on an air flip currently .


i like to take cold showers. i drive a moped. my favorite video game is halo 3. i struggle with maintaining eye contact.

hi ! how are you today ?
pretty good and yourself ? i am about to play halo 3 wanna join me ?
i prefer to read the bible ! ! ! ! !
ok , i have a hard time maintaining eye contact .
i like to go to the symphony , we do not have to make eye contact there .
i take cold showers in the morning and like it
cool ! what is your favorite brand of clothing ?
i shop pretty much at bargain deals .
oh , cool ! i like donna karen !
no not really . i take my moped around town
oh , cool ! what do you do for a living ?
i work as a retail sales manager which i get by with .
that is cool . i am an 8th grade teacher .
wow ! ! that is awesome .


i enjoy going to festivals. i eat meat. my favorite band is the story so far. i recently started working online. my friends don t call my by my real name.

hi how are you today
hi there , i am doing great . how are you ?
i am good do you work
yes , i started this new thing , working online .
do you enjoy doing it
not as much as attending a festival ! how about you ?
are you married then yeah
nope . my friends call me her royal singleton
wow that is not very nice
its because i am allergic to commitment lol ! what do you do ?
i am a coach you see
i see . what do you coach ?
basketball and cross country really
okey dokey . do you like music ?
i do , do you also
i like the story so far .


my parents are science deniers , but un religious. i work at my community garden center , and volunteer at the animal shelter. i am wiccan , but haven t told them. i don t believe any a.

good morning . do you know how expensive calf implants are ?
haha , no , unfortunately i do not . looking to get some ?
yes , i am saving up . i just want to be happy in my own body .
all you need is a little magic . i am wiccan actually .
maybe you could help me out . do you know spells ?
i do not , but you would have to actually be here for them to be performed .
oh ok . my girlfriend is interested in witchcraft . she would like you
that is awesome . my parents are science deniers but do not belive in wicca
it is hard when family does not understand .
it is but i spend most of my time away from home at the animal shelter
that is so nice . do you think my girlfriend will ever understand why i need plastic surgery ?
she may understand , but she may just believe you are perfect how you are .
i love her but i wish she understood . are you in a relationship ?
i am , two years in .
very nice ! married or dating ?
dating , too young for marriage right now .


i also like to mountain bike. i love to hike. i have visited 12 national parks in the us. i am an environmental activist. i live in vermont.

i was adopted so i never got to meet my parents
that is sad . i moved to vermont so i do not see my parents often
its ok cause i am very smart and can speak 300 languages
wow ! over achiever ! i only know 2 languages
i have a great job i travel around the world as a business man
cool ! i am working in environmental activism
what will surprise you is that i never graduated school
you do not need an education . i am going to visit the 13th national park today
that is awesome it sounds interesting
what are your hobbies ? i mountain bike and hike !
that sounds like alot of fun , like to fish
cool ! have you ever visited vermont ?
no never had any business in vermont
so how did you learn so many languages ?


i spend time signing a lot of petitions and donate to animal rights groups. i love animals. i have an 18 year old son. i am a vegan.

hi , how are you ?
i am good . my 18 year old is causing me some issues though .
oh , i am sorry to hear that . what seems to be the problem ?
he turning into a republican . he does not like all the petitions i sign for animal rights .
wow , so does he not believe in rights for animals ?
not sure . i totally love them though so i hope he learns to accept it .
yes , i hope so too , important cause . do you have any hobbies ?
i love to learn new vegan recopies and cook for friends !
do you have any special recipes you like to prepare ?
scobby treats ! what are your hobbies ?
i love to bbq and socialize with friends and family .
no my animal friends i hope !


i can speak three languages english , french and spanish. i am a mother of two. i am currently looking for employment. my favourite band is rush.

hey there , you a beatles fan ?
hi ! i do enjoy the beatles , but i am more a fan of rush
rush s great ! i love the beatles though . any siblings ?
i am an only child . i do have two kids ! do you have any children ?
no i do not have any kids yet . 3 sisters though . i am in nursing school
i wish i could be a nurse . i do not enjoy blood though
yea some people do not handle it well . you live in a house or apartment ?
i live in an apartments . currently i am looking for a job
yea i am in a studio apartment . tiny but it works
that sounds nice . i speak three languages with my neighbors
wow ! i wish i knew more than 1 hahas
it was quiet difficult for me . i could teach you sometime !


i am a blackjack dealer. i know how to count cards in blackjack. i am currently going back to school to try and become a casino manager. i graduated with a statistics degree. i have 3 kids.

hello , how are you doing today ?
i am good . getting ready to work in the casino
fun ! winning is fun but losing ? i hate that !
i just deal blackjack . so seeing people lose is common
that is why i fish . you always win when you fish love it !
i guess i will win when i become manager at this casino
wow , ambitious ! when do you think you will become manager ? in the spring ?
yea around spring . my three kids is making me broke
how many kids do you have ?
3 . i got a statistic degree so i know i can be a manager
teach them to fish you will never have to buy them another meal !
maybe you could babysit them . they are driving me crazy
yeah maybe i should but only in the spring its my fav
ok . i going to school in the spring for casino manager


i don t like my reputation. i wish i could take back a mistake. i want to move. i have a harsh inner critic. i don t like feeling controlled.

hello i am pat and i am 23
hello . i am denmark moises and i am 98
i have a black and white cat name seven of nine
i have 17 toes . lol lol
ewww i am a full time student at michigan state
oh that is really good
my favorite shoe is dancing with the stars
oh that is a great shoe
i love to sing broadway tunes
go for it ! that sounds fun
i have a job at the coffee house
oh that is a yummy jpb
what a wonderful night it is
yes yes , it is nce and muggy
its windy i wish it would rain again
gross ere . ok ok ok


i am an old soul. i am passionate about a lot of things. i just want my voice to be heard. my back hurts chronically.

hello , how are you tonight ?
pretty hectic when the little one wants constant attention .
i would not know , all i have is a parrot and a mother .
yeah i have become an old soul and passionate about a lot things
very nice . cooking is my passion . i am a chef .
i wish people could hear me out instead of shutting me out
have you worked on your presentation ? us cajuns are great at that .
no i have not , even if i do it still looked down upon .
you just need to build your confidence and self esteem
i have confidence but people just do not care to hear me out
then change your approach , start off with something light .
oh and i also have these chronically bad back pains
do you take anything for it ?
i do but it is not working as well any more and need something else .
have you tried yoga or other stretching exercises ?
i have to short ones because of my back it can give out any time


when i cut loose , i lose control. i lived most of my life not knowing who bob marley was. i work over 60 hours a week as a restaurant manager. i despise my boss. we help each other out in my family.

wanna meet my cat leroy jenkins ?
you have a cat named leroy , how did you come up with that ?
its an old nerd joke . i spend my time playing retro games on my 386 .
lol . ok i was not familiar , what is a 386 ? is it older than an atari ?
an old pc . i am kinda nerdy . i wear suspenders and fantasize about dragons .
oh wow i guess i work to much to play games , over 60 hours a week .
sorry . the worst part of my job is the ink stains i get on my shirt .
what do you do for a living ? you work in a print shop ?
yes actually . i have ink on all of my shirts now . and my suspenders chafe .
yeah that must get annoying . i work in a restaurant .
sounds stressful . must be busy .
very busy but when i get a day off i cut loose .
that is good . its good to relax every now and then .
yeah but sometimes i get a little crazy .


i like field hockey and soccer. i get good grades in school. i love animals , especially dogs. i am a 15 year old girl.

hi i am sally , i am spending the day with my best friend allie , my dog .
i am ruby . dogs are my favorite , i have 8 of them .
wow ! that is a lot of dogs . what breeds are they ?
we have 2 german shepherds
they are part of the family . i dress up allie on halloween , my favorite holiday .
a rottweiler , 3 labs and and 2 mixes , what do you have halloween is fun
do you rescue dogs , or just acquire them ?
we rescue them . some have special needs or are not adoptable because they can bite
allie is a rescue dog . i live in the city and cannot have any more
i play field hockey and soccer , so sometimes one comes with me not the biter
i take allie to the beach and we lay in the sand and look at clouds .
i am only 15 so i cannot drive . if i could i would take them there
luckily i live about a mile from the beach so we jog there and back .
that is nice . i am about an hour away so i cannot do that


i am a middle aged woman. i love to listen to religious music. i do not talk a lot. i like playing basketball. i love my family.

hi ! !
hi
how are you ?
i am good . finally get to meet my kids this weekend
where have they been ? lucky kids
they all live in other cities .
sorry to hear that . my parents passed any in a car accident . be careful !
i am so sorry for your loss
thank you . i do ballet to cope .
do you like listening to religious music
i guess i could ballet dance to it . i love movies though
i do not remember the last time i went to movie theater


i work at walmart as a stocker. i am vegan. my father is a mechanic. i am leaving for college in three months. my favorite band is muse.

hey there , do you know how to swim ? i do not .
vegans never swim . its bad for the animals
are you vegan ? i love to grill steak while listening to rock music .
yes i do not eat or support anything that is harmful to animals
no barbeque for you then . i could take you for a ride in my tahoe though .
oh i still eat bbq . . . i am only human
nice . i love history about wars , especially wwii because my grandpa was in it .
well i am thankful for people like you grandpa
nice . i love history about wars , especially wwii because my grandpa was in it .
that is cool ? well it has been a pleasure talking with you
i really am too . great talking to you too .
okay . bye for now then
i really hope you have a good rest of your day .
you do the same now ya hear ?


my favorite music is rock and roll. i love to travel. i am from russia. i enjoy skiing. i go to school for business.

hiya , how are you doing ?
i am well . how about you ? any big plans for the weekend ?
well , i am a pretty unsociable male but i plan on attending a convention .
that might be nice . i enjoy traveling so may do something
i love traveling too . hate mini marts though because i have a sweets weakness .
i moved to the u . s . from russia to go to business school . i love sweets too ! ! !
wow , that is awesome ! i tend to have skills in everything , a jack of all trades .
i wish i did . any hobbies since your unsociable ? i like skiing .
oh yes , i enjoy videogames and restoring old computers .
i too like videogames . i love rock and roll so i go to lots of concerts .
concerts are fun , they cost so much money though . do you work ?
part time doing odds and ends . are you married ?
sadly , no . i am a free bird in the wind . what else are you interested in ?
i am an animal activist . do you have any animals ?


i like to ride my bike. i have beard that is longer. i like to play football. i am a younger guy. i own a dog that is small.

top of the morning to you !
likewise , i am sure . you like football ?
yeah , man ! i love football ! who is your favorite team ?
no doubt about it . packers .
i am more of a college football fan . roll tide !
crimson tide ? great movie , by the way who are they ?
alabama . are you into college football at all ?
not really . my grandpa once met vince lombardi .
very interesting . i am not a people person so i never meet anyone famous ,
but i mainly like to play . football , that is . and take bike rides .
man , i would rather sit at home and eat sweets in front of the tv .
my chihuahua runs along with me when i ride . great for keeping the pounds off .
do you only have one pet ?
that is it . small apartment . i have got years left .
i do not have any pets . might sheds some pounds if i got a dog . ha !
it works great . any hobbies ? besides tv ?


i am a student at michigan state university. i have a cat named seven of nine. i work at a coffee house. my favorite tv show is dancing with the stars. i like to sing broadway show tunes.

does anyone like country music as much as i like it ?
hello , i don but i love it too
what about the beach ? i am here with a book . i enjoy reading there .
yes i love the beach been there a week ago
tell me more about yourself . i am a total vegetarian .
ok , i love coffee and work at coffee shop
i have read many a thing at a coffee shop . love em ! what else ?
my favorite show dancing with the star what your
the cma the country music awards . do you have a job ?
i have three cats and a job
congratulations ! what kind of work do you do ?
thanks , i do care giver take care of peoples
do you have any hobbies ? i enjoy to read very much !
yes i love walking and fishing
i am often at the beach and sometimes cast a line there .
did you ever catches any fishes


i drive a fast car. i like to eat food. i listen to rock music. i work for a large company. i dream of winning the lottery.

hi . my name is bill . whats your name .
susan . nice to meet you . what do you do ?
i am retired now . i was a newspaper reporter . how about you ?
i work for a company that makes contact lens solution .
oh okay . where are you from ?
i live on the west coast . you ?
i live on the east coast . virginia .
what kind of music do you like . i prefer rock .
i like many types . mostly classic . rock or old country .
right on . got a favorite band ?
i like queen . bob dylan . johnny cash . do you have a favorite ?
i enjoy the beatles and steve miller band .
cool . good choices . as a former drinker , music helps a lot .
are you playing the lottery tomorrow night ?


after finishing my career i discovered that i am not that passionate about it. i am currently unemployed so i have time to write. i am writing my first novel and hope to finish before the end of the year. i am a profesional translator.

hi , i am getting married soon . are you married ?
haha , no time . i have got a novel to finish .
cool . do you have any pets ?
no , but i would like to get a fish or something calming .
my dog is going to be in my wedding at the park .
how cute . since i quit being a translator , i spend most of my time writing .
what kind of books do you write ?
i am writing a fantasy novel . i do not make much but i am really passionate about it .
that is still a great skill to have .
yeah , there is gonna be a wedding scene too .
cool . make it super magical .
i will and i hope yours is too .


my favorite food is jello. i live in an apartment. i cannot whistle. i have 4 pets. i enjoy magic the gathering , it is a card game.

hi how are you doing
i am well trying to gey my dog to come here but i umm cant whistle lol
that is funny what kind of dog do you have
a terrier 4 of them
oh wow that sounds like fun
it totally is fun , do you like magic card games ?
i do not think i have ever played that
i have 4 of them little dogs lol , me an friends play in my apartment
do you like to play sports
we play an i make sure we have jello shots , jello my fav
that is cool where do you live
i live in nyc how about you ?
minnesota i just moved for work
nice , what do you do for a living ?


i am not very good at playing basketball. i do not really like vegetables or fruit but i pretend. i once rescued a baby on a highway. i like playing badminton. my family owns a dairy farm.

hello how are you today ?
hello to you too ! i am well thank you
that is good , i am mad because i got kicked off the buss today
gee . . . i hate it when such a thing happens to me too what was the reason ?
i refused to ride it
wait a second . if you refused to be on it how did they kick you off ?
i got on the bus and stood in the door way refusing to ride
lol . . . i have to admit that this is quite hilarious
lol thanks for listening to me
living in the city and dealing with buses is awful
i know , that is why i try to enjoy the little things
me too . i prefer the simplicity of country life though .
really , that is kind of boring .
not at all ! my father owns a dairy farm and everyday is an adventure here .
i cant work more then 4 days in a row , not sure how you can
well sure enough i would prefer playing badminton than work , but it is not so bad .


my hair is curly and dark. i sell clothing on facebook. my husband is a pastor. i do not like to clean house.

hi , want to be friends ?
i could always use more friends !
do you like to play games
i do not but i like to sell stuff on facebook
cool , what do you sell ?
clothes , shoes , and things like that
i like role playing games .
well i hate to clean the house
who does not . my kitchen is full of pizza boxes
oh i hear ya . i do love pizza though
it is my favorite . especially pepperoni
agreed . my husband who is a pastor likes mushrooms .
he and i would need separate pizzas
haha . i am on your team with this one .
we can split a pepperoni and some bread sticks
so much yes ! lol ! but i like cheesy bread sticks .


i like going to foreign countries. i have 3 cats. i am an only child. i dye my hair blonde.

oh hey there , hows it going ?
hi , its going well and you ?
pretty great if i do say so myself !
what are you doing today ?
oh , actually just putting together a small gift for my folks ; how bout you ?
i am getting my hair done from brunette to blond
oh , any reason for the change ?
no , just a new look , being an only child i always loved to experiment .
understood , i was an only child too , actually but i dove into books instead haha
that a good thing . my other go to is travelling . i love travelling to other countries .
ever been to canada ? i have always wanted to see a true hockey game up close !
yes i have . i have an aunt that lives in toronto .
i have heard that is a great place to live , well , compared to quebec
it is , but i wish she would visit me more , she says i have to many cats .
honestly , you can never have too many cats , lol .
i think 3 is enough . . . but they are adorable .


i was a swimmer in college. i have a cat named pickles. my parents met at woodstock. i love starbucks coffee.

do you believe in conspiracy theories ? i know who rules the world !
is it starbucks coffee because man i love that place
that is really funny , but no . it is james , my friend .
i do not know him , but my cats name is pickles
that is cute . my cat recently passed away and i am never getting pets
i am sorry to hear that . do you like swimming
i love swimming and listening to music by ke ha
i swim in college . kesha is pretty cool . she was not at woodstock though
i swim for fun , but i am good at it . where do you live ?
i live in the us , my parents met each other at woodstock here
nice . i live in texas and love it , i refuse to move
do you like starbucks coffee ?
i never go there , i do not like crowds , but i love pudding
they have great pudding at starbucks . you should venture out and see
problem is , it gives me gas . do you smoke weed ?
no i do not . i just named my cat pickles because i like the name


i love lasagna like i am garfield. penn teller are my favorite magicians. my two dogs are the best friends a girl could have. i have a poster of neil tyson degrasse on my wall. i want to be an astronaut when i grow up.

hello how are you , i am doing pretty good myself
just sitting here with my dogs , best friends a girl could have .
dogs are great treat them right they will be your best friends for life
they tore my poster of neil tyson degrasse that was on my wall
wow do they believe in intelligent design ?
they may , like my favorite magicians . penn and teller .
i am a big fan of pink floyd they make magical music
astronomical ! i wanted to be an astronaut for most of my life .
my dream is more plebian i want to own a restaurant
i would come visit . only if you make lasagna . i am like garfield .
i am looking for a 2nd job , maybe in an italian restaurant
that would be nice . i think that is a good idea .


i like toyota cars. i do not like working long hours. i like to vote. i work at a hospital. someday i would like a truck.

hello ! how are you doing tonight ?
i am okay . just finished work ! those long hospital hours really such the life outta me
bet ! i have not had luck in finding a job , so i started my own business .
good for you . are you also in healthcare by any chance ?
no . i make crafts and miscellaneous items to sell at the local fairs .
that sounds like fun ! do you handcraft rings or jewelry ?
yes sometimes . it is and its doing way better than i expected to do .
whats the name of your shop ? i would like to stop by some time
doblons . its just a small stand . i would appreciate that ! you have hobbies ?
doblons . ok just jotted it down . i do not have many hobbies . i stay politically active
oh nice . i am not too much into politics myself .
do you vote though ? its important to vote !


i once started a forest fire in california. i work on the radio as a character voice. i always carry an edged weapon. i was the first test child for sesame street. i speak six languages.

hey , how are you this morning ?
jumpy . need to keep away from matches . also , all my knives .
um , okay . are you in trouble ?
got a problem with fire . they are gonna get me for starting those fires .
well , lets talk and distract you from the knives and the fire . do you like music ?
i like languages . i know six , besides english .
really ? well , i like kid rock . . and purple ? whats your favorite color ?
red , ha ha . but seriously , do you know the sesame street song ?
yeah . i listened to it alot as a kid . how old are you ?
as the first kid to test for sesame street , now i am really old .
wow . that is pretty cool . i am sure that was pretty fun as a kid
it started my career doing voices . i can do all the presidents .


i volunteer at animal shelters. i have blonde hair that reaches my knees. i m a terrible speller. i m an amazing dancer. country music makes me cringe.

i am a white dancer . what do you do ?
that is nice , me too , not white .
my mom was a ballerina . that is how i got into it
people think i am a great dancer
that is good . i have studied ballet all my life
wow , that is good to know , when i dance people focus on my hair
why is that ? i am looking at retiring in 6 months
my beautiful blond hair circles me around when i dance
it must be very long and beautiful
you want to retire ? i also like to work with animals you interested ?
yes i do . want to travel the country in a rv
yes , it is very beautiful , you should come see me .
i like animals . where do you live ?
that is my dream , but not going to wait for retirement to do that


i worked at a movie theater for 4 years. i have always had long hair. i am saving up to buy a new camera. i enjoy running at night. i like spicy food.

hello . care for a chat today
would love to . where do you work ?
i work for a design company as an interior designer . how about you ?
for the last 4 yrs , i have worked at a movie theater .
oh nice . any hobbies . on weekends i like to go lamp .
i love to run at night , but my long hair gets in the way .
do you like music ? i love the insane clown posse band .
ll , never heard of them .
i should really come a model being so tall and of course blonde .
what kind of food do you like ? me spicy .
oh i love italian or mexican . do you paint or write ?
i like photography and have been saving to get a new camera .
oh nice ! i hope that works out for you soon .
thanks so much . do you have any trivia facts ?
not at all . not so much into trivia than i am into design .
oh ok . off the subject , i am thinking of cutting my hair . its always been long .


my hair is brown and curly. i love to surf. i love watching sunsets. i live near the ocean.

hello ! how are you doing ?
awful . it is raining and i want to surf ! how are you ?
i am sorry . i love the water as well . my hobby of interested is fishing .
no worries . i live on the beach . fishing is great ! want to know why ?
i also live near a beach . it is fairly cold here though . sure , tell me .
because you are out on the water and have an opportunity to see the sunset !
indeed ! thankfully my big beard keeps me warm when it is chilly .
that is good ! my thick curly mop hair does the trick for me .
outstanding . try to solve this riddle . i own a viking boat . what am i ?
my gut tells me to go with a viking . am i correct ?
you are indeed ! now does my love for fishing make even more sense ?
absolutely ! looks like we both make use of the ocean .
agreed ! the ocean is most definitely the best place on earth .
sure is . i love surfing and sunsets . the ocean is a great place for both !


i have a shopping addiction. i love the forest. i think about food a lot. i don t like when people get too close to me.

hello i am the oldest brother out of 3 boys !
cool , what do you like to do ?
not much apparently my single mom raised us in the chicago projects
how was that ? i personally grew up in the forest
not bad i got a job at a pizza parlor to help out .
that would be a nice job since i am always thinking about food anyways
tell me more about yourself !
i am hopelessly addicted to shopping . it is so much fun
that is crazy , anything else ?
you are getting a bit close , i am not a fan of that
i am sorry i will just back off then .
sorry , a lot has happened in my life
so you do not want anyone taking interest in you ?
i do not , i like being alone . it is comforting


someday i would like a truck. i work at a hospital. i like to vote. i do not like working long hours. i like toyota cars.

hi , i am jennifer , i am a future businesswoman .
nice to meet you ! i am a nurse .
that is cool ! my aunt is a nurse , she is wonderful .
very cool ! it is a good job . i work short hours which i love !
do you have time for hobbies ? i love going to the beach .
i do but i mostly just watch politics . gotta know who to vote for .
did you vote for trump or hillary ?
i could not vote because i was fixing up my toyota .
bummer . i am not into politics much myself . . . maybe i am wrong .
who knows . i just need low taxes so i can save up for a new truck !
what do you want to do with the truck ?
probably just drive it to work at the hospital !
do you have a family ? i am not married yet .
no i do not but that is ok !
it sure is , i am in no hurry to get married myself .
same here ! maybe even single for life !