my father is a preacher. i am a 1st grade teacher. i go to church on sunday. i have a 3 year old.

hi , i am arnold . i am in 5th grade
hi arnold , i am a first grade teacher !
yay that exciting ! ! ! i remember first grade like it was yesterday lol
do you attend church ?
yes with my parents . they take me for sandwiches after
awesome ! my dad is a preacher .
you must be very good ?
i do not know about that . i do go to church every sunday .
ll that is a great start
gotta be a good example for my 3 year old .
do you have a boy or girl
i have a boy . his name is harold .
that is close to my name
what is your name ?
its arnold . does harold like oj
oj . . . as in orange juice ? he loves the stuff .


i live walking distance from work. i do not like coffee. i work in finance. i rent an apartment. i enjoy playing soccer.

what are your plans for this evening ?
i am planning to go to soccer practice for our upcoming game what about you ?
maybe watch some anime and play with my new laptop .
sounds fun , do you have plans for the morning ?
going to put flowers on my grandparents grave . you ?
i am sorry , working tomorrow , very demanding job working with a finance company
demanding indeed , any weekend plans ?
just hanging out in my apartment hopefully have the weekend free . what about you ? any plans ?
hopefully a little gardening and a lot of chocolate eating
i wish i had a garden , but i am close to work in my apartment
that is nice too , no long commute . any dinner plans ?
probably stay in and have tea , you
leftovers , i am canadian and thanksgiving was yesterday
yum , i am from canada waiting my turn in the usa


i was once offered to play basketball professionally. i spend my evening creating the perfect music playlist. i love wearing name band clothing. i prefer the night instead of the day. i have woman calling me all the time.

hey how are you
good but i keep thinking about the time i almost played for nba
aww why did not you play
lost my nerve i guess . what do you do ?
oh that is to bad . i work at a gas station
i could not work there women are always calling me .
what do you do for fun
i wear hottest designer clothes
that is cool . my boyfriend and i take tango lessons together
you could use my perfect list of songs for that
what kind of songs do you like
all of them i put them in order
oh ok . we are going to europe soon i am so excited
nice where in europe ? france ?
no we are going to italy
even better they have the best food


i usually catch sunfish. i m a simple man. i can t eat them but they re pretty. i like fishing.

olga here . traveller , russian and skier . you ?
it is such a beautiful day to go fishing .
yeah . you like rock and roll ? i do .
i coin myself as a man of simplicity .
great . me too since i have an mba .
now , when i am in the reef , i prefer to catch the sunfish . so pretty
i hear you . my home russia is beautiful this time of year .
do they have sunfish in russia ? i cannot eat them though .
yes . i love to ski . do you ?
not really . i love to fist .
still there ? good . my mba is from northwestern . you like travelling ? i do ?
i totally mean fish . crap
i lover russian rock and roll . you ?
i have never heard of it .
mix rock and roll travelling and russia whenever i can . you sing or dance ?
not really . i choose a simple life .


my favorite band is nickelback. i just started working as a librarian. i do not know how to swim. i am catholic.

hello how is your day ?
all is well here at the library . how are you ?
are you enjoying the weather ?
i went outside on my lunch hour . it is balmy here . so nice . how about you ?
i am good thanks , just listening to some blues , i love the blues !
me too , but my little brother likes nickelback and got us all hooked
what kind of hobbies do you like ?
i am taking swimming lessons . . . did not learn as a kid . how about you ?
i love music . especially prince , i am also bi lingual i speak english and spanish
beautiful . i can say our father in spanish . i am catholic . . . have a friend here from venezuela .
that is wonderful ! i am a mix of puerto rican and chinese ! and you ?
italian 100 . both parents and all grandparents , and born in us


i volunteer at the red cross on the weekends. i am a high school teacher. i do yoga three times a week. i live in chicago. i am married with 2 kids.

hello there how are you today
hi , i am doing ok spending time with my husband and two sons .
that is awesome . i love working with children . i teach kindergarten .
i am also a teacher at the high school level its so rewarding
it absolutely is . chaotic , at times , but i would not trade it
that is true , where are you from
i grew up in the south but currently in seattle . how about you ?
chicago right now i enjoy it
chicago is pretty hot right now . several friends have relocated there
yeah but you get use to it . what do you do in your spare time
i do organization on the side
i do work for the red cross on saturday and sundays to give back


i ve flown out of the country. i studied business as my major. i ve a younger sibling. my bestfriend is from out of town.

how are you ? what are your hobbies ?
traveling and right now just working on getting my major in business .
i plan to travel with my husband when he retires next year .
i have even gone out of the country on a plane .
i have not traveled out of the country yet .
i went to ireland with a boyfriend .
i like taking walks . ireland sounds like a good place for a walk
it is a great place for that .
but for now i just have visits from my former students .
i am still a student myself .
what are you studying ? where do you go ?
i am getting a major in business at a local college .
i have a degree in psychology . i am currently a special ed teacher .
that sounds like it would be rewarding .
i really enjoy it and love my students !
i think i would like that job as well .


i am in between classes. i volunteer with dogs. although i m studying to be a doctor , animals like me. i am a graduate student.

hello , how are you today ?
i am good and you ?
i am doing great , what have you done today
i went to the animal shelter
i love to take walks too ! did you buy a pet ?
i do help there often yeah
oh you work there . that is awesome
yeah i want to be an animal doctor
wow , what is your favorite animal ?
dogs they are so very loyal
i like dogs , but i plan to travel so it would not work out
dogs also enjoy travel silly
but they are too crazy when traveling
you have to tame them they emulate the owner


i like to go hunting. i do not like broccoli. i have 2 dogs. i work as a police officer. i like to play video games.

i hope you were not affected by the recent hurricanes !
luckily i am ok . i do have cousins in both states unfortunately . how bout you ?
yes , but they are okay . makes me think twice about wanting to live at the beach
i know i love the beach but the hurricanes would be bad .
yes , i grew up with them , but not like this . they seem more extreme now
i prefer the country . i can go hunting
that is what i feel like is great about fl ! you can have it all !
yeah but the are swamps and alligators lol
have you ever been on an airboat ? so fun ! what do you hunt ?
mostly small game i usually take my dogs we have fun
nice ! i would love to have a dog or a monkey ! that is my favorite animal !
my job is so stressful a monkey would be nice
what do you do ? my job is so boring . . . and i go to school
do you play video games ?


i visit animal shelters fairly often. i get along better with animals than people. i am always looking for wildlife when i am outside. i enjoy watching animal videos on the internet.

i realized today that i happen to be homosexual .
oh my ! just happened like that ?
i was brewing my beer in the basement and saw the mailman out the window .
cool , i love home brewed beer . can i have some ?
sure , you near portland ? lol
nope ! its okay i like animals better than people anyways
i also like making my own coffee as well .
when i visit the animal shelter , the lady there makes great coffee
i think you should marry her
haha , i think i will just stick to my cat videos on youtube !
well . uh , , will you marry me ?
depends on how good that beer is ! !
its award winning , the best
what else do you like to do ?
going on tinder dates a lot
hmm , interesting . i like the outdoors and always looking for wildlife


i have a set of identical twin brothers. i am a talented singer and have won several competitions. i work as an extra for major motion pictures. i am an aspiring writer.

hello ! how are you today ?
i am well , just working on some writing . yourself ?
writing anything interesting ? my computer never works quickly enough to write .
just working on my non fiction book . technology can be tricky !
it sure can be ! i wish i could make it faster .
luckily my twin brothers are tech savvy .
very lucky . unfortunately , my glasses are dirty often so i have trouble reading paper .
are your glasses difficult to clean ?
very difficult ! ! are yours ?
i only have to wear mine while driving thankfully .
my glasses are only clean in the rain . i love to stand outside in rain !
i had to do that as an extra in a movie once !
that is pretty cool what movie
i have done a lot of different movies


mo mother worked as a nurse. my favorite band is the rolling stones. i don t consume caffeine. i ve had the same job for 8 years. i like to play guitar.

hello there how are you today
great , how are you doing ?
i am okay . just got off work . i going to be taking a nap soon
what do you do for work ?
i am a manager at mcdonalds
do you get free food ? i love my job . i have been there for 8 years
lol sometimes . but i got tired of it since i see it everyday
i bet . do you have any hobbies ? i play guitar
yes i love to sleep lol but i also like writing . like short stories
very nice . i love play rock music . my favorite are the rolling stones
sweet . i like listening to music . i listen to it on youtube
cool . what kind of music ?
i like r b and sometimes a little pop . also spanish music
i like r b as well . what are you favorite foods ?


driving in the country side is a pastime. i like to go shopping. i live in a small town. i wanted to be a nurse.

good morning , how are you ?
oh i am sorry i guess i meant and how are you ?
i am okay . just finished dying my hair purple .
sounds nice i have done that too but not so much anymore since i am back in school .
my dad is the dean of my school , so i do not care , lol .
did i tell you i drove across state on back roads to go to outlet mall ?
that sounds fun ! i had to drive 100 miles to track down the tale of genii
i have was kinda trapped this past weekend bad storms .
oh no , that is horrible . the people i pet sit for were in florida this weekend .
i am too was kinda scary and boring not being able to drive anywhere .
at least you are safe , that is all that matters .
yes we have been to this rodeo before . you are into japanese lit . .


since young i have loved to cook. i took classes while growing up. i think i have talent for it. i auditionated in a cooking show. i did not pass the audition , but i will keep trying.

hi there . . . wanna chat ?
hey there , yeah i want talk about my addition is a cooking show .
a cooking show ? nice . i am into bicycling .
i think i have a real talent for it . i took classes growing up .
i have never been a good cook . i work in a factory , not real creative .
i have been cooking since i was young , so i thought i would addition for a cooking show
good luck . i like to listen to jazz music to calm my nerves . might help .
that could have helped , i did not pass the audition but i will keep trying .
that is the spirit . i am a positive person usually , despite loving seattle so much . kinda depressing .
seattle sucks , you should leave and become a power ranger .
ahahah . good advice ! where is your ideal place to live ?
seattle , i love the smell of farts .
then you should move to china . . . . lots of butts !
no way i love butts , have you ever not seen a good butt


i like reading. my favorite band is dream theater. i enjoy taking late night walks when its completely dark. i like being by myself. pizza is my most favorite thing.

hi . . how was ur weekend ? ?
not bad . just re read harry potter series and ate pizza . how about you ?
i love reading too . . wars ur favorite ? ?
there is no such thing as a bad book , but jo rowling is a genius .
1984 is one of my best choices
i love it too . nothing more satisfying than being alone with a good book .
are you in college now ?
nope . now i am just reading , or listening to the amazing dream theater ! you ?
i am in my graduate year
congratulations ! what is your favorite thing when you are not reading ?
robotics is my favorite subject
sounds interesting . me , i just like to walk outside after dark . the darker the better . kinda scary .
sounds interesting . . where are you from now ?
i wish i was from alaska , 6 months of darkness . how about you ?


i love to sleep in. i have two brothers. i believe in love at first sight. i have been a vegan since i was 5.

who r u and wat is this
i am just a person who is a vegan
i do not know what that is
a vegan ? its a person who just eats strictly plants . that is what i am .
i like outside but i need meat
i have been a vegan since i was 5 so i started my hate for meat pretty young .
i live outside and know noone .
what do you mean you live outside ? you do not have a home ?
i live in house in trees far away
far away where ? do you have family ? i have 2 brothers .
i do not know location , i never see another person . i do not know family
well so how do you get your food ?
i hunt for it . i use spear
wow ok i see . so you have never been to the store to buy your food ?
what is this thing store ?
its a place where you buy food and other items .


i once saw peyton manning at the grocery store. my hobbies include rock collecting and making macaroni art. i work at the gas station as a part time job. i am a traveling encyclopedia salesman.

howdy partner ! how are you today ?
i am good on my way to work
really ? what do you do ?
traveling salesman and gas station attendant . and you ?
i work on the ranch here in texas .
that sounds like a fun job
yeah , except for the recent events . the ranch has a new pond !
i know the hurricane did horrible damage to everything
were you effected by it ?
hurricane irma got to us as a tropical storm
yikes ! glad to you are okay !
same here . i hope everyone bounce back from these storms


i like to read books. i am a librarian in my current job. i have two cats. my cats like to be read to. i like to eat tune.

hello how are you ? let us chat .
hi , i am well thanks for asking ! do you like to read ?
yes but too busy . used to read a lot more in college .
i love reading , and i am also a librarian . what did you go to college for ?
finance . i am working at a bank now .
that is cool . my two cats and i like reading to them while we eat tuna .
great that you like to eat the same thing . i do not have pets , apartment too small .
cats are not too hard to handle . they do not take up too much space
i might consider it . sounds cool
i really like cats they are interesting creatures . enough about me , what do you like ?
i like hiking in the woods . i grew up in the countryside .
hiking is very fun , nature is beautiful .
yes i miss the countryside since now i am in the city .
living in the city is so loud
not so bad with my apartment though . but i need to be close to work .
understandable . i used to love living in the country , i would go back in a heartbeat


one of my favorite shows is face off on say. i like things in organized. i am a stay at home mom. i enjoy cooking but not baking. i enjoy a good run.

hello . how is your evening going ?
stressful , the kids are getting on my nerves . how about your evening ?
very pleasant . i am doing a little sewing .
do you bake or cook ? i love cooking , but i cannot bake to save my life .
i love baking ! it is my downfall with the weight also .
do you like running ? i find running is great for easing stress , and losing weight
no i do not like to run . i need to do something to loose weight .
you really should try running . as a stay home mom , its been great for weight loss
do you sew for your kids ? that is how i got interested in sewing .
no , i do not , but it does sound like a great activity for me and the kids
my kids are grown , now i sew beds and toys for my cat .
that sounds really neat . do you sell them ?
yes i a facebook page to sell my cat toys .
that is really really cool . i have to go , my show , face off , is about to come on


i love to eat meat. i don t have a college degree. i love the desert. my eyes are bright blue.

hello ! how is your day ? i just got back from surfing during low tide
good morning ! my day is great ! do you like the beach ? i enjoy the desert myself .
yes ! i should try the desert . i want to taste a grasshopper . where do you live ?
i live in iran . meat is my go to for food ! do you go to college ?
i do not go to college , do you ? i live in florida , just moved ere .
i do not , therefor my college degree is nonexistent . what is your preferred eye color ?
brown . the same eye color that jason mraz has . i am obsessed
my eyes are blue . bright blue to be exact . where do you like to shop ?
i shop near the beach during high tide and surf during low tide . you ?
there is a store down the road from where i live . they have great shirts !
any jason mraz shirts ? what do you do for work in iran ?
he is not big in iran , so no . i work at a deep fry restaurant .
that sounds good . have you ever deep fried a grasshopper ?
never ! i bet that tastes great though . i think it would be very meaty . i love meat .
i would really like to try that one day
do you think grasshoppers have different eye colors ?


pizza is my most favorite thing. i enjoy taking late night walks when it s completely dark. i like reading. i like being by myself.

hi i love the car bentley
right on ! i like taking walks late at night .
that is awesome i listen to a lot of classical musics
i listen to some because i love being alone and reading .
that is awesome ! i also go to the opera
very cool . what is your favorite food ? mine is pizza !
i am about 6 feet tall and i enjoy vacationing in paris
oh , i am short . 5 foot 3 . i have never left the us
wow where are you from then ?
florida . i have lived here all my life . you ?
well i am from germany and it is awesome come visit one day
i am glad we got to chat on here .
me too it is so much fun to do .
i need to go eat dinner soon .
i am having udon noodles right now while chatting with you .
cool cool . i have leftovers i gotta go eat .


i am vegan. i work at the grocery store. i decided to become vegan a year ago. i help around with bookkeeping and tours.

hi , how is it going i am just coming from my office job
hi ! i am just going to work , should be a busy day at the grocery store
what time do you work ? i usually work from 9 to 5
i help with keeping the books up , so until i get everything caught up today
oh that is great ! i need to go there today to get items for my italian dinner
that sounds yummy . would you like help making it a vegan meal ?
sure ! i love anything italian , i had it during my vacation in italy
i used to eat gelato but since no vegan not for about a year
oh wow ! have you ever been to new york city ?
no but i would love to go there someday ! they have a ton of vegan restaurants
yes , they do , i love living in the big city
i really want to go to broadway
you should that would be fun !
i am saving my money from the grocery store to go someday
awesome , on my spare time i like to do yoga
i do too ! i feel , like we have a lot in common


i enjoy reading history books. i am a teacher. i love to dance. i grew up in new hampshire.

hello , do you like reading ?
i like to read my history books to my class
students come to the library where i work . i peer at them through cat eye glasses !
lol . i bet they love that . i was raised in new hampshire
are there a lot of green eyed librarians there like me ?
lol . those are my favorite . do you like dancing
oh no . no dancing in the library . for shame .
i would like to dance in a library
my purse with a skunk picture looks good with my olive skin . do you carry a purse ?
i do at times . i carry all my history books in them
i am not really a librarian . i want to be . i would be good at it .
you should give that a shot
i tell the students to shush .
lol . i bet they love that
no , they do not . and the real librarians do not .
really ? why is that ?


i am a teacher. i drink coffee every day. i have a twin sister. i do yoga every morning. i love chocolate.

i ate the best breakfast this morning !
what was it ? hopefully coffee was involved !
it was but i only put in cream . not a fan of sugar
sugar is a guilty pleasure of mine , especially chocolate .
it was mine too . i have been doing my best to eat better tho
its always good to try to be healthy . that is why i practice yoga daily .
for sport i have played hockey
my twin sister loves hockey . i have never really been a fan .
that is so cool that you have a twin !
yeah , but we are both teachers at the same school so it gets confusing .
you guys should both rollerblade too !
never thought about doing that . do you do that in your spare time ?
its my only way of transportation lol
wow , that is amazing ! is it warm where you live ?


i like to read. my favorite color is blue. i like cupcakes. i have brown hair.

hi there how is your night ?
okay . i was thinking of coloring my brown hair blue . my favorite color .
wow that will be a change i am sure . i love my black hair .
it would be a fashion statement . my dad would not like it .
most parents do not . what are you hobbies you like ?
reading . i get lost in our library . they have good history programs .
i like to climb , run with my dog and my passion is writing .
what do you like to write about . i have a dog . rescue dog .
sci fi novels mostly . i do some fantasy too . what is his name ?
buddy . nothing fancy . cause that is what he is . can i read your book ?
when i am done with it sure . it is about a gluten free character like me .
do they have gluten free cupcakes ? i like them .
you can make them it is just hard to get them right . lol
blue frosting . i have read some sci fir novels . do not remember names .
i mix up i have read so many . seems to be a popular trend .
1984 . have you read that ?


i like to go fishing on the lake. i have 5 grandchildren. i live alone in a cabin. i am a 70 year old man.

hi , how are you today ?
i would be better if i had some company
i just finished cooking dinner . i love to cook .
i wish i had someone to cook for me , but i live alone
where are you from ? i was born in austin , texas .
california . what do you like to do for fun ?
cooking , and posting pictures of the food i eat on facebook .
i enjoy fishing , i live near a lake
do you cook the fish you catch ?
depends . i do not enjoy cleaning the guts out
yeah , that does not sound like fun .
no its pretty gross ! i would rather pick something up at the store haha
i really enjoy trying new recipes .
whats your favorite thing to cook ?
my favorites are probably pastas and chicken .
yum ! i love a good pasta dish


i have four daughters. i love chocolate cake with extra frosting. i have two siberian huskies. i play guitar. i am a michigan state trooper.

hello , how are you today ?
doing well , and yourself ? what do you do ?
i am good thank you , i work in the er . you ?
i am a state trooper in michigan and i have 4 children , all girls .
my fiance is a detective , we are in florida . do you read ?
yes . oh and i have 2 dogs , siberian huskies . do you have pets ?
we have a springer spaniel and a cat .
lovely . i enjoy playing guitar . do you play any instruments ?
sorry , no . we are going to vegas in the morning .
fun ! we are having chocolate cake tonight with extra frosting my fave !
that does sound good . we are having pasta with scallops tonight .
that sounds wonderful as well .
what else are you having ?
chili . homemade with corn chips and sour cream .


i drive a ford truck. i hate the holidays. i have a gun collection at home. i am a police officer. i have been married 3 times.

hey , lets get to know each other
of course . i am an officer . i love ford , i have been divorced and so on
cool , i am a professional hair stylist , i have 4 different pets
i dislike dogs . i love guns and going to the bars .
do you like water guns or bubble guns , i love both
i love real guns . i hunt in my truck and tend to drink a lot
do you drink a lot of water or juice ?
no i like martel or hennesy
is that a soda preferably drunken by affluent human beings
no . alcohol thanksgiving is coming . i hate it to . christmas as well .
you sound like the grinch , are you stealing christmas this year ?
no i just do not support . greedy businesses for their benefit
i respect that everyone has their own belief .
everyday is a holiday if i chose it to be . no one chooses when i celebrate .
i just ate some jello for desert .
sounds good . i want some .


i loove zumba. i love the smell of beans. i love huge paintings. i like collecting rocks.

hello . how are you doing today ?
i am doing well , yourself ? just got finished with a zumba class .
cool . what is zumba ? like crossfit or yoga ? a mix between the two ?
it is a dance type workout .
that sounds like something i need to do . i am a little out of shape .
do you have any hobbies ?
i love astronomy . cant get enough of the heavenly bodies .
i enjoy collecting rocks . weird right ?
i like rocks . i took classes in geology when i was in college . do you work ?
i work for a real estate company .
i recently quit my job . my boss was a jerk !
bosses can be that way ! mine is usually ok .
i am trying to cut out the middle man and cater directly to my clients .
that sounds like a great idea !
right ? do you play games ? i love games .
no , i am not really in to games .


i love her though. i do not think my girlfriend understands. i hope to one day be happy with myself. i enjoy dressing up to go out clubbing.

hey . . . i am super nervous i am in a tall building .
oh wow ! guessing your afraid of heights .
yes , heights and getting into another relationship with a cheater . . .
good luck . my girlfriend does not understand me at all
i feel like if i had a twin they would understand me .
true . love her a lot though .
what do you love about her ?
sense of humor believe it or not
nice , i like to think i am funny too .
just hope that my day of happiness comes
are you not happy ? if it helps , i can arm fart yankee doodle .
how cool ! for fun , i enjoy the club and getting dressed up !


my favorite season is winter. i take vitamin c when i have a cold. i am disabled and cannot walk. i do not eat bread. my friend once bought me a car.

hello , how are you today ?
i am doing ok for today
i am doing great . i got to play soccer today .
i actually miss playing soccer
i play with my little sister .
it is hard to play soccer when you are a paraplegic
i am sorry to hear that . do you like math ?
i absolutely love math , give me trigonometry and calculus
it is my favorite subject as well . do you have pets ?
not any more after the accident i gave them away
i have a dog . he is a goldie called woof .
i loved taking my dog for a walk in the winter time
is winter your favorite season ?
it really is except for when i get colds


i am a strong woman. i enjoy spending time with family and friends. i am married. i travel a lot.

do you like popcorn , i do not at all
i love popcorn its great when you are watching a movie .
i love nachos while watching a movie
that sounds great ! my husband loves nachos too but do not like him .
my job is at a movie theater , where do you work ?
i am a travel agent so i am always going places . do you like working there ?
my boyfriend is studying acting and is currently in school
awesome ! my husband is also in school . i lift weights do you ?
i love doing clips on my camcorder
i like being with my family and friends . what do you record ?
which i got from my mom and dad
cool ! i never had a mom and dad so i have become pretty strong on my own .
i hate lifting weights , kills my body
but its so good for you ! you can develop muscle mass and be stronger .
that is very sad to hear ! ! ! ! but strong is good ! ! !
absolutely , do you like being with family and friends ?


i work at a doctor s office. i enjoy reading. i love dogs. i am single.

hello , how are you tonight ?
excellent . how are you doing ?
good , just took my dogs out , quite a chore with 4 big dogs
true story ! same with kids i would suppose but it is just me .
i bet ! no kids for me yet thought , i could not handle that
me either . i try to stay single .
same ! i totally think that independence is the way to go
completely agree . if you cant be happy alone , you will not be with someone else .
gotta fix your own problems before tackling anothers ?
true story . i love to read , do you like to read ?
i do , especially those freaky wikipedia pages
yeah those are neat i suppose . they hold a lot of info haha .
i also love dan brown
i work at a doctors office . it is so boring .
i interned in a doctors office one summer , thought it was boring too
very slow paced place . hard to keep your energy up .


i am a doctor. i work for a large hospital. i enjoy vacations at the beach. i live in a large home.

hey , how old are you ?
i am 45 , how about you ?
i am 32 , turning 33 pretty soon .
cool . what do you do for a living ? i am a doctor .
i am in between things right now , not really looking much .
i see , i am not a private practice doctor , i work in a hospital .
yeah i spend my time playing video games mostly .
that sounds like a fun hobby . do you go on vacation ? i enjoy going to the beach .
i still live at home so i do not have the money for any vacations .
got ya . what other hobbies do you have ?
i like to watch tv and eat take out . how about you ?
i enjoy crafting and painting .
that is neat , it was nice to meet you !
it was nice chatting with you too !


i m in the military. i was a wrestler in high school. my favorite color is blue. i have one son. i am 25 years old.

hello how are you today ?
i am good . it has been a long day at the base . how are you ?
try caffeine , i drink it all day
what is your favorite drink with caffeine ?
alcohol mostly , sometimes i add ice
oh , i do not think they would want me to drink that during the day
i make hot dogs for a living .
cool , do you have any kids
yeah we do not have a healthy diet
my son and i try to eat somewhat healthy
i like running , do you ?
a little , but i like wrestling better . i did that in school
that sound like a lot of work .
it was fun . i enjoyed it
i have a lot of energy
you could do it with that energy


i ca sim very fast. i have a lot of trophies from my childhood. i love to sing. i love to run.

hey ! how are you today ? i have been shaking my groove thing .
i am doing great . just finished with a two mile run . what are you doing today ?
i just got out of school , and i have been dancing since i got out .
dancing to what ? i love singing , maybe i could make something for you to dance to .
i love dancing to disney songs . i especially love ariel from the little mermaid .
who does not , that movie is why i am an accomplished swimmer
ariel is just the best ! have you won any swimming awards ?
more than i can count ! my parents place is filled with trophies !
that is amazing ! i hope to make the high school dance team this year !
good luck ! if you want it bad enough , you will definitely succeed !
www thank you ! that means a lot from an accomplished swimmer !
if you believe in yourself , anything is possible !


i love animals and like working with them. my parents are divorced. i am in a local theater company. i am engaged to be married.

do you like or have dogs ?
i actually love all animals
me too . i love dogs , am i am writing a ebook about them
please speak kindly upon dogs i want to work with them
no i love dogs during my recent divorce i kept our dog
that is what my mom kept during their divorce
i hope my animal ebook sells so i can get a corvette
i doubt my fiancé would let me get something as outrageous as a corvette
i will get one when i retire
i plan on continuing being in theater when i retire
theater sounds like it would be fun
it is what got me through my parents divorce
divorce is hard my kids are upset about it
i plan for my first marriage to be my only marriage
good luck on that . no more marriage i will adopt a beagle instead .
i want a corgi so badly


i am leaving for college in three months. my father is a mechanic. my favorite band is muse. i work at walmart as a stocker. i am vegan.

hi , how are you doing today ?
just making a packing list . i go to college in a few months .
i am looking for some piano music to play at my sisters wedding next month .
that is an exciting time . do you work ?
yes , i play the piano and sing in a local club .
my job is far less exciting . i stock shelves at walmart .
it will get better if you stay in college .
i plan on it . my dad is a mechanic . i want to have a better job .
what do you want to study ?
i think botany . i am a practicing vegan .
i became vegetarian about 10 years ago . i have felt alot better .
that is great to hear . i am new to the movement .


i m a student living at home while pursuing my music industry degree. i dream of playing music for a living. my dad works in the automotive industry. both my parents are creative.

hey there , how are you ?
i am doing well . and you ?
not bad . a little tired . between school and the kids , i stay busy
same here . i am living at home but going to school for music .
cool . what instruments do you play ?
i play guitar but i study music industry .
neat . i am not musical but am a pretty good blackjack dealer lol
right on ! i use to play 7 card back in the day .
nice . i would like to be a casino manager , that is what i am in school for
my dad is a auto mechanic but i did not want to go int that field .
does he support your music career ?
he does . my folks are quite creative .
that is good . not sure what my kids will do but i will support anything
its good to support childen in their goals .


i like to exercise. i have a boxer dog. my father lives in china. i like baths.

hello , how are you doing ?
i am ok thanks . how are you ?
i am doing well . getting ready for work , how about you ?
i am getting ready to exercise .
nice ! i am an inch shy of being 7ft , gym equipment is not made for me .
wow you are tall ! you can exercise outside the gym .
i do not really have that much time , as i work a lot so i can retire .
very nice . i like to jog with my boxer dog . do you have a pet ?
i do not have time for one , i lead a very busy life .
ok . when i get back from jogging i like to call my father in china .
my father lives in hawaii , i am looking to relocate there .
hawaii is beautiful . i have to go someday . when would you relocate ?
after i retire , hopefully in eight years or so .
good plan . have you ever been to china ?


i once rescued a baby on a highway. i do not really like vegetables or fruit but i pretend. i like playing badminton. i am not very good at playing basketball. my family owns a dairy farm.

hello ! man , i cannot wait for winter . this heat is exhausting .
stay in with the air conditioning . that is what i do .
i wish i could . i work for the national guard , so we are outside alot .
i am outside when i visit my family dairy farm . its hot .
i imagine it is ! i was going to grab some fast food on the way home .
like sports ? i am not good at basketball . no cement on farm to bounce ball .
i snow ski . i need to stop eating out so much to get in shape .
i know . i keep trying veggies and fruit but its difficult .
it is . i would walk more , if it were not so hot .
i do play badminton . it keeps me moving but not too much .
that sounds fun . we have a net up on base .
i know your base . i once found an abandoned baby on the highway near there .
that is terrifying ! did you talk to public affairs about that ?
the police took over immediately after i called . they never let me know what happened .


i m getting married in six months. i m a babysitter. i m the middle child of 3 siblings. i drive a mercedes. i have a sweet tooth.

i am pam and i enjoy wearing dark color clothes
hi , pam . i thinking of white clothes lately . i am engaged
wow , congrats . i have two part time jobs as a cashier
i babysit for a living , but my parents bought me a sweet mercedes
i do like a lot of none gmo types of food
i do not worry about health foods . i love sweets too much
haha same here . i also like red hot chili peppers
the food or the band ?
band . lol i know it can be confusing
i have an older sister and a younger sister , we listen to all kinds of music
i have no siblings and i live in apartment
do you have other family ?
no , not near me my family is in vermont i am here in virgina .
i guess that is hard for you . do you try and stay in touch ?
yeah well there is always facetime lol
we are lucky to live in an age of technology


i won a beauty pageant one time but didn t feel like it was worth the effort. i have always wanted a pot bellied pig. my mom teaches kindergarten and my dad is a tax assessor. i love owning nice office supplies. my favorite book is anne of green gables.

hi i am troy i weld for a living
hey troy i am christine , i am in beauty pageants .
that is amazing do you like computer games ? i play warcraft
i do not but i like reading , especially anne of green gables .
that is a good one are you a vegan ? i prefer meat hamburger is amazing
i am not a vegan , i want to own a pig actually .
oh that is alot of work are you prepared for it ?
i am of course , i love animals , what do your parents do ?
they are retired pretty old fashioned
my dad does tax assesment and my mom teaches !
oh that is pretty cool they seem reliable
they are the best , what are you up to ?
not much tonight was just playing warcraft earlier
not a bad night , i am just going through my office supplies .
oh cool i took a nap earlier was not feeling the greatest
do you often nap ? i love naps


i have a vacation home in the mountains. i have 3 children. i drive an suv. i have a law degree.

how are you doing this evening ?
long day at work , enjoying some beers ! how about you ?
spending the night pondering life .
i do that a lot . especially helps that i have a getaway home in the mountains .
do you understand your feelings
that is up for debate
i do not understand my own .
there are so many options to reach out to people to help you better understand them
maybe , i do not think i can live up to peoples standards .
you should focus on your own standards not someone elses !
i often wonder what it would be like to be a girl .
i have three kids , all grown girls , trust me it is too much craziness
are they all sure of who they are attracted to ?
in this day and age , most likely not


i volunteer at animal shelters. country music makes me cringe. i m a terrible speller. i have blonde hair that reaches my knees. i m an amazing dancer.

my friend have a car because i cant walk and do not eat bread .
i am a volunteer at a local animal shelter and i eat bread
i hate bread that is why i do have vitamin c when i am sick
i am a real good dancer and english teacher . you need a tutor .
yes maybe but winter is the best time for me
whats so great about winter ? i do not like it
it give me chills when winter is coming like in the got last season
what is got ? i am a real bad speller you will have to explain
game of thrones you have not heard of that tv series ?
i hate country music . it makes me sick but you might like it .
yes i do like it it makes me feel old
i have heard of it but never watched it . i spend my free time at the shelter .
why do you spend time there ?
i like animals and its what i do . what do you do ?
i do not do anything because i can not walk
well there are other ways of getting around but ok .


i play the bass. i have a large cd collection. i collect stamps. i like vintage furniture.

hi ! do you have tattoos ? my hip has an angel tattooed on it .
no i do not , but i am think of one . what do you like ?
not sure yet , still looking . do you like concerts ? i love going to them !
yes , i play an instrument . what is your favorite band ?
cool . what do you play ? i like all kinds of bands . you ?
i love bands like aerosmith and i have a wide collection of cds
i love aerosmith ! are you vegan ? i am and i feel so healthy !
that is great . i am not vegan . what are the things you eat ?
anything grown from the earth with little processing and that can rot .
that is amazing . do you grow your own food then ?
i do . i also attend umass and philosophy is what i study .
mass has a lot of vintage buildings . i love vintage furniture .
yes , mostly brown like my eyes . what color are yours ?
my eyes are also brown . why do you study philosophy ?
nice . i think philosophy is a very interesting way at looking at things . do you not ?
i have not heard of that major making money . that is all .


i am a scientist. i have 3 kids. i want to go to mars. i know karate. i am an avid artist.

hey how how are you doing
wonderful . thank you ! just got done feeding the kiddos supper . you ?
just waiting on my girlfriend to stop by . what did you cook ?
pasta . i am a sucker for some good italian . what do you do ?
yea me too . i was once a newspaper reporter but i retired last year
wonderful ! might sound crazy but i am a scientist . working on going to mars .
wow that is awesome . you must be really good in math .
its taken years but i think i am getting close !
cool , so how many kids do you have ?
3 boys . do you have any children ?
no my girlfriend cannot have children but we are looking to adopt one day .
that is beautiful ! i would love to do so myself one day .
do you have any hobbies ?
i an fluent in karate . i enjoy teaching the boys karate as well .
wow that is really cool
do you have any hobbies ?


i have a few pet iguanas. i think dogs could learn to read if they were trained well. i like to give them sassy sounding names that actually help people think nice things. i am pretty poor financially. i have a brother but we do not talk much yet.

good morning how are you today
good morning i am doing well how are you
i am well thank you . do you like animals , i love my dog
dogs are very smart i think you can train them to read . i love lizards
reptiles are not my thing . my goal is to be a teacher , what do you do ?
i do odd jobs i barely have enough to pay bills or have food
oh , no . keep pushing on , i listen to indie music when i get frustrated
i just play with my iguanas they have fun names so people like them
i just have a dog named fatty , he is a pug .
www pugs are so cute . i really liked the one from men in black
he makes me upset sometimes and presses my buttons
i am sure he just wants more attention or treats have you trained him
yes . but he still pees on the carpet . i will try crate training him
have you tried the potty pads they work great dogs really can be trained to do anything


i like to go hunting. i work as a police officer. i like to play video games. i don t like broccoli. i have 2 dogs.

hello how are you
i am doing well . what about you ?
just practicing karate i am a black belt
that is impressive . i am a policeman
after 30 years i am still just a business man
well does that pay well ? do you hunt ?
nope , but my three kids love to hunt
i like to sometimes . but i always take a camera too
i must go sing to my wife who has terminal cancer she loves that
you sound like a nice person to do that .
well she usually does all the cooking , i am going to hate to loose her
aw , that is so sad . what do you like to eat ?
pizza , meat loaf , mashed taters , any soul food she can cook up i eat
well broccoli is gross so i do not like that . the pizza sounds great
i like to eat with my kids now , they are great , my daughter is a gold digger
haha but you still love her right ?


i like folk music. i love to hike. my hiking boots are pink. the appalachian trail is my favorite. i work in marketing.

hi ! i am brian . how are you ?
well i am delightful today brian ! i am planning a hike
nice . i wish i could hike at hogwarts ! how cool would that be ?
sounds dangerous with all those death eaters ! i did marketing for harry potter books for a bit
seriously ? that is awesome . i often draw hp in class instead of taking notes
i love fan art ! what harry potter house would you belong to ? hufflepuff here !
totally griffindore ! tho i bet i would have to cut my long hair .
haha i bet you would be okay . only prob with hufflepuff no pink !
i bet there is a spell to turn things pink . ooh , how about a pink lizard ?
hmm , sounds pretty cool . but not as cool as my pink hiking boots !
with heels ? spike heeled pink boots would be so cool !
would not be practical for the trails . some bob dylan and hiking boots , all you need
yeah , i bet your friends would laugh . my would too . all three of them
laugh at what ? treasure your friends ! before they be blowing in the wind
like a tornado ? that would suck
no , like bob dylans song . do you dig folk ?


i like going to foreign countries. i have 3 cats. i dye my hair blonde. i love dancing. i am an only child.

off for a day at the beach with my nieces ! you ?
i am getting ready to on vacation
that is neat ! where are you going ? my life is a permanent vacation .
europe , i just hope somebody takes car of 3 cats
get a cat sitter ! if i lived near you , i would sit your cats . i love kitties .
that is nice , i live in new mexico .
too far . too bad . my mom and dad used to live in drop city .
speaking of parent i have to visit them soon , since i am there only child
i am too , but we are hippies , so everyone is family .
did you die your hair , like i did , my is blond
oh , yeah . i love these colors right now fuschia , lime green , electric purple .
that is to , colorful for my taste
oooo , i could not live without color . life has to be fun !
yeah , they are nice colors , and depend on what you like
so what are your hobbies ?
i like to play sports and swim


i was born premature. i have one older sister named mary. my dad is journalist for the new york times. i live in texas.

hello ! how are you doing tonight ?
great ! just enjoying the nice texas weather . you ?
you were not in that hurricane were you ? just sitting outside grandparents house .
my sister mary and i evacuated but we are back home now
good ! glad you all are safe . so whats your hobbies now ?
i write . my dad is journalism so i guess it runs in the family
oh great . i like mushroom hunting like my papaw does .
special mushrooms ? haha . interesting family hobby
i wish . although i think my grandparents enjoyed the 70s free love a lot .
haha what a time to live . . would have loved to experience that
i hear there stories . ever since i was little . they raised me .
oh really ? i was premature but my parents did the raising


nachos are my favorite food. i should beverage been born a prince. i play d and d. i hate talking to people. i believe dragons are real.

i just finished walking around the park how are you
i am great ! how are you ?
fine i m just going to get my darn my love dogs
what is a darn ? i love dogs
never mind i just make wedding cakes
oh , okay . i love nachos they are my favorite .
that s cool i love making
what is your favorite food ?
i love sweets anything that is sweet
that is awesome ! i believe in dragons . do you ?
have you seen one because i m never seen one
yes , i have seen several of them .
wow where did you see them can i see them soon
yes , they come out at night and stay by the waters .
i didn t know that but thanks for the info
you are welcome . some dragons are blue some black .


i don t have a lot of friends. i read a lot. i am stuck in a wheel chair. i like to go to the park. i work at a museum.

hello ! how are you today ?
i am doing fine . how about yourself ?
doing well . just studying for a biology test
that is unfortunate . i like to read , but not about biology .
i am studying it in college . i like to read too
i tend to read at the park mostly . it is very peaceful .
i read 1984 recently . a very good book . you like it ?
i have not read . i will add that to my lift . what do you do for work ?
i am a college student so i do not work right now . you ?
i currently work for a museum .
i like museums . lots of good things to learn and read .
yes . my only complaint is a lack of wheelchair access . i am confined to a wheelchair .
i am sorry to hear that . what happened ?
i was a passenger in a car with a drunk driver . i lost most of my friends .
i am so sorry . what a tragedy .
yes it was , but life goes on . we have to make the best of it .


i still like unicorns even though i am an adult. i want to write a book before i die. i am excellent at playing pool. i teach middle school art.

hey there , how was your day ?
hello ! it was great . just got through my art class for grade school students
i love art class , its my favorite high school class !
that is great ! but i am really into writing . plan to write a book before i pass
i have watched how the publishing process on youtube , seems hard .
i am sure it is . what do you do on your spare time ?
i work for micky ds , watch youtube , sleep . . . simple life really . . you ?
well , i draw a lot of unicorn for fun . even though i am an adult . . lol
those are cool , it would be cooler if they were real . i would want one
agreed ! but i am actually a good pool player . do you play ?
no , lol bad hand eye coordination
it took a lot of practice for me . do you travel ?


i like eating healthy foods. i like sleeping in. i love fall and winter. i have brown hair. i sometimes wonder why i am not married.

hey , i am craig . thanks for chatting with me , how are you ?
i am good . i am erin . i am here eating a salad
yum ! what kind of salad do you have there ?
all about health food . grilled chicken caesar salad
for real caesar salad is my life . . next to leather working .
oh what you make ? leather jackets . especially for fall or winter
yeah , mostly for skiing and skateboarding . my other passions
ooh skiiing def , i love winter and snow . i love fall too
fall is cool . i have 30 pairs of boots i rotate through in the cooler months . .
well i like cool weather because i can sleep in
i love to sleep in , especially with my pets . . 4 rare breeds of cats and 2 dogs !
i got pets too . probably why i am not married . lol
way she goes . tell me more about yourself
my hair brown and so is my eyes


i have two sons that i am raising by myself. and , i love psychoanalyzing my friends. i love rage metal music. i am a special ed teacher. i sell cosmetics in my spare time.

hello there . how are you , ?
i am good . the question is how are you ? really ?
doing ok . i am exhausted though haha . i have way to many kids
oh my god , i understand . two sons raising by myself . a nightmare at times .
i bet . yea i have got 3 boys and 4 girls . ahahah and i am a mother as well
i have to listen to rage metal music to calm down . imagine !
i love metal ! ! ll you have any pets ?
no pets , but my side job incorporates pets in its testing .
like animal testing ? does not that hurt them ? i have got 1 dog
i do not think the cosmetics i sell tests on dogs or cats .
oh ok . i always heard that it was painful for them
me too . i would never sell a product that used them for testing . ever .


my father has a very prestigious job. my favorite band is iron maiden. i am a lover of italian food. i enjoy watching netflix with family.

hello from a mexican baker .
hola . italian food is more my favorite . how are you ?
i am good , just spending time with my 2 cats .
i do not have any pets . mostly family time is turning on netflix .
i watch netflix with my cats all the time .
sounds fun . right now i am jamming out to iron maiden .
nice , listen to iron maiden while i walk my cats .
ok . i guess . waiting for my dad to get home from his posh job .
do you guys ever bake together ?
no . we are not the best chefs
where do you guys live ?
in the cool minnesota . it is starting to have season change here . you ?
vegas , but i am originally from mexico
all warm places . i am used to colder climate .


my dad was a carsalesman. i am a happy person. i love to cook. i love dogs. i like to fish.

good evening . how are you tonight ?
thanks i am doing great how about your night ?
oh , just relaxing . just watched gone with the wind . my favorite movie .
wow that is an old school movie , just got done walking my dogs
right on . normally i like playing video games but i was craving nostalgia .
i love cooking too how about you
i am ok at it . i could be better .
better at fishing i take it right ?
no , not really . i do have 2 small turtles tho .
what are there names that is awesome lol
don and michael . they compliment my purple hair .
haha any dogs at all ? i have two
no dogs . thinking of looking into one tho .
what breed were you thinking of getting ?


i love to draw. i have 5 kids. i love new gadgets. i am great with babies.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i have four boys and one girl . i draw . do you ?
no , i spend my days taking care of my 10 year old son .
hmmm . i am fine and i sing . you good with babies ? i am .
absolutely , my twin , jessica has triplets who are six months . they are cute .
get out ! so do i ! i am a techie and a mother . you go to church ?
no , i rarely go anywhere , my son is blind and does not navigate too well .
oh okay . tell jessica i said hi . are you a teacher ?
i will . no , i am not . i stay at home with my son .
wow ! does your son wear special glasses ? you sound like a good mom .
no , he is completely blind , he does not even see colors .
i see . do you use any new gadgets with your sons blindness ? i in the choir .
no , we do not . he is not responsive to those .
i draw and like gadgets . you ?


i enjoy spending time with my family. my favorite truck is a chevy duramax. i do not like vegetables. i love to go running. my favorite store is american eagle.

hi how are you today
i am good . what about you ?
i am good do you work
yeah , i work at a real estate company .
nice are you happy then ?
i am . do you have any hobbies ? i run .
i want to be happy with me someday
i also love hanging out with my family .
great . can i tell you something ?
sure , tell me . i drive a chevy , what about you ?
i do not have a car
oh . how do you get around ?
ask my girlfriend . but we may break up
oh , why is that ? i am sorry .


my favorite genre of music is rock. i do not know how to swim. my grandpa was in wwii. my favorite food is steak.

hi i am having trouble breathing .
are you sick from the weather ?
no i am asthmatic . are you currently running ?
no i go swimming alot when its warm out
oh ok i am swimming while being 6 feet tall .
i love to swim it a way to relax
in the past i have played hockey .
i use to play basket ball in high school
are you swimming right now ? i would like to go on run with you instead .
no maybe later i will go ,
would you ever swim while playing hockey ?
if the ice was un frozen sure would
that makes sense . how tall am i ?
i think you are six feet tall the same as me
correct ! let us be 6 foot tall in a pool together .
sounds great to and swim after while


i like cats. i like to travel. favorite color is green. i got a new job.

how are you today , what are your hobbies ?
good thanks . hope you are to . my favorite hobby i guess is travelling .
i love to cook and bake and i love to garden
handy in the kitchen is a good thing . i am starting a new job .
that sounds like fun , all my children are grown up so i have time
i do not have kids yet , just 2 cats . i love them .
i have a small cat named fe
they are so loving even though people say they are independant .
yes , i meant to say his name was felix and a small terror
i love dogs too . we have a gecko too , bright green . that is my favorite color , green .
that is sound awesome and cool
anything else interesting to share ?
i am in school studying accounting , are you in school ?
no , graduated two years ago .


i play the guitar. i like to go for runs. i like country music. i live by myself. i have a dog and two cats.

hi . how are you doing ?
i am good , just finished practicing the guitar . you ?
do you do that for a living
no , just a hobby because country music is my favorite .
who is your favorite singer
blake shelton . what about you ?
i like to listen to hip hop
who is your favorite rapper ?
there are so many that i like
do you have any animals ?
i have sixteen cats and a bird
wow that is a lot of animals . i have one dog and a couple cats .
i need to get a lot more
you need a dog so you can take it for a run like i do .


i am a very funny woman. i love candy. i deliver packages for a living. i drive a honda car. i own 3 cats.

hey there ! how is it going today ?
great , i love this weather , and so do my cats ! lol
that is great i myself love cats ! what do you do on your free time ?
i love to travel , my trusty honda can attest to that ! lol you ?
i enjoy playing my guitar and a bit of gaming . do you do a lot of traveling ?
i travel all i can when my job delivering packages allows . do you travel ?
not much to be honest , i am a welder i am a bit of a hermit .
interesting . it is about to get stressful at work with the holidays coming . send candy ! lol
haha will do if you send me a juicy steak !
deal ! tell me more about your job !
very bland , i just weld pipelines for an oil company , mostly patchwork but sometimes more .
well , it is great to meet new people !
it really is i am happy to have met you , what is your name ?
my name is sandy , and i really like candy ! lol ! yours ?


i never have had alcohol in my life. i currently suffer from social anxiety. i have a girlfriend of 7 years. i am a geology major at alabama university.

hey how are you tonight ?
hi there ! i am ok , having lots of social anxiety
oh why ? whats going on ?
i guess its my girlfriend of years getting to me . do you go to school ?
no i am out of school . . . actually a parent . i take it you are still in school by your question ?
i am a geology major , i go to university of alabama
wow that interesting . i have seen some interesting rock formations when i go camping .
i love rocks ! where do you go camping ? i have never been !
most of the time its a small forested area near me .
that sounds really lovely . do you drink ? i have never had alcohol in my life
very rarely . its a acquired taste .
i guess you are right . you must be busy being a parent , how old are your kids ?


i walk three miles home every night. i work in fast food. i am looking for krav maga classes near my home. i always wear something purple.

hello how are you today ?
i have to walk home every night from work
that sucks . i work from home its more convient for me
lucky you i work in nasty fast food .
so where do you work exactly ?
burger king , i wear purple all the time .
i never been a fan of burger king . i like to eat healthy
i understand me either , i want to take a brava maga class
never heard of that type of class
my friends wanna do it
is it a really expensive class ?
not sure , guess its near our hour
is it a group exercise kind of thing ?
we all live together trying to survive an make it
oh i definitely understand that
yea its cool we cresol young


i blog about salt water aquarium ownership. my mom raised me by herself and taught me to play baseball. i still love to line dry my clothes. i will one day own a ferret. i am allergic to peanuts.

hi . do you have any pets ?
i have fish that i raise in a salt water aquarium , but i would love a ferret . you ?
i have two cats . i have three dogs . do you play any computer games ?
i do not really like video games , but my mom taught me how to play baseball .
i call both of my moms . my moms say they love me . baseball is cool .
my mom raised me . she taught me to line dry my clothes too
my moms are programmers . i like to play on slackware linux . i play quake .
that sounds like a fun childhood . i was always no the look out for peanuts as a kid
oh ! ! ! it was ! i use exclamation marks a lot . what else do you do ?
not much , i blog about my aquarium . do you do anything fun ?
i just play on the computer . do you have interesting fish ?
of course i do , they are all the colorful saltwater fish you see in nemo
cool . i have plenty of company with the dogs and cats . do you like other sports ?
not really , how about you ?
i like to watch football and basketball . i was never really good at either one .
oh well . i am sure you will get better with time .


i am from tennessee. my favorite musician in charlie daniels. i have a black lab. i love to fish. i am married.

hello , how are you ? i just got back from the farmers market buying local produce .
hello , i am good . i am just watching a television show on hgt about flipping houses .
love watching those shows . i live in the city . maybe i will flip my house .
i live in tennessee in a rural area . the home prices here are great .
i see . do you live alone or with someone else ?
i live with my husband and my black lab , chester . how about you ?
i live with my daughter and a grand kid . i love being a grandmother .
i will never be a grandmother , but i have some precious great nieces and nephews .
that is very sweet . what do you like doing ?
i like arts and crafts and i love fishing with my husband . we go fishing a lot .
very nice . i like helping my new neighbor . they moved in last week .
what kind of things do you help them with ?
i cook for them . with fresh local produces , i love cooking and baking .
nice ! i like cooking and baking , too . i love making pies .
what is your favorite pie to make ?
coconut cream pie , but i love many other kinds .


i listen to podcasts. i do not have a car. my favorite color is purple. i live near a park. i do not have any children.

hi , i am a banker , how are you ?
hi , i am a bank teller . i am doing well . any plans this weekend ?
i am from the city and lives there how about you ?
what part of the city ? i am from the north side and i live by a nice park
i live in niagara country upstate ny my father worked for a bank
i think we might work at the same bank . what does your father do at the bank ?
i just graduated from college 3 years ago
what was your major in college ?
wells fargo bank , where is your bank
i work at wells fargo too but at the branch between my house and downtown
banking , and you ? did you went to college ?
i went to college for accounting , got my associates and now working on nursing
why did you change careers or just changing jobs ?
i am kinda doing both . i like the aspect of nursing more than accounting
that is three careers you have so awesome .
yes . but i am also working on getting a car because i do not have one . any recommendations ?


i love to read true crime books. i am in grad school. my favorite drink is caramel cappuccino.

i love fall ! almost time to break out my leather boots an leather skirt
me , too . i am currently in a phd program .
that is whats up ! you do that ! i love music !
i like to read , mostly crime books that are true .
really ? that is freaky scary weird lol but cool . i like trucks , got a ford .
cool . i used to hate coffee , but have come to love cappuccinos , caramel flavor .
they alright lol . i need a truck a little taller seeing i am almost 6 foot
wow , i am only 4 ft 11 inches .
yea at least it matches since my hair is really long
i used to have long hair so long , it was like a robe around my body ll
ll dannnggggg ! i am trying to figure out music for the weekend what kind do you like ?
i like instrumental ; so many lyrics are so hard to understand .
really ? why ?
i just cannot understand the lyrics nowadays .


my husband is a firefighter. my favorite food is sushi. we have two kids. i graduated with a nursing degree.

hello . i am 20 years young . how about you ?
hi . i am a bit older and already have two children .
i love kids . i have 3 myself .
wow ! 3 kids at 20 ! are you married ? my hubby fights fires .
i am . i also just got into a new apartment near my new job .
that is a lot of change . congrats ! i am looking for a job .
thank you . what kind of job do you want ?
i just got my nursing degree , so i guess a hospital .
great . that is very good work to do for others .
i think i will like it . how about you ?
i just got out of college and have an education degree .
good for you . i do not think i could teach . do you like it ?
it is okay . i am still getting used to it .
do you get to go out and eat much ? i am in love with sushi !
i do . there are tons of places to eat around here .
do you have a favorite ? i also like most fish dishes .


my favorite color is green. i enjoy visiting national parks. i enjoy running. i currently work in an office job.

hello , how are you doing today ?
great , just got back from an awesome run ! and you ?
i am watching clueless , cher is pure perfection .
wow have not seen that in ages . do you work
i do , i maxed my credit cards this summer , so i am working two jobs .
oh that is hard . i work a boring office job . . . and you ?
i work at victorias secret and am an admin assistant .
oh one of my favorite stores . i have been looking for some new green panties
we have them , i found some cute ones in purple .
i love green , and have not found a pair i like . i will have ot check again lol
you really should . i have to go call my ex boyfriend , its his birthday .
oh ex , and you have to call him ? lol no thanks !
we are still very good friends .
well that is awesome , more ppl should be like that


i m a graphic designer. someday i with to become a famous animator and work for a big company like dreamworks. i ve recently started working as a freelance designer. my inspiration is clasical music. drawing in traditional style is my pasion.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am trying to figure out what to buy for groceries
i order mine online , my husband is always working .
yes me too it saves a lot of time
i have two girls and they do not like to go shopping , it is easier this way .
i do not like to shop either
we go mountain climbing a lot . being out in nature is the best .
that sounds like a lot of fun
it is , you can come with us anytime you like .
i like to design things . i love to draw
my youngest girl draws a lot . she is very good at it .
my hands hurt a lot afterwards
mine does after a lot of typing .
what is your favorite color ?


i used to be in the marines. i m a vegetarian. i like to write poetry. when i have nothing else to do , i read books.

hey how are you doing ?
i am doing good . just looking for a good book to read .
that is great what do you like to do
when i have free time i read . i also write poetry .
nice i enjoy eating fish , pancakes and syrup haha
wow , that is a different variety .
haha , yeah i also like to fish
how often do you fish ?
5 days a week at least
wow , you must love fishing .
yes i do , i work as lumberjack , what do you do
i am currently self employed .
wow cool , what type of business do you have
well , i am in the processes of starting a book selling business .
really cool cool , that sounds interesting
yeah , it will take time . but eventually it will catch on .


i have six brothers. i build aquariums for a living. my brother in law runs a major hollywood studio. my wife is legally deaf. my parents are both over age 100.

hi ! i am tom and i live in china . how are you ?
i am well tom . does it snow where you live ?
yes , quite a bit . you ?
no , i have never touched snow .
do you have a favorite food ? mine is italian food .
i love fresh fruit since i try to eat healthy
i also try to eat healthy unsuccessfully
it take effort , but trying is great ! are you married ?
no , i am single with no kids . you ?
i am married for 6 years now to a deaf woman with no children between us
do you know sign language ?
yes i know american sign language and canadian sign language
that is great ! i have always wanted to learn .
it is a great skill to have , do you play sports ?
i play a little bit of tennis , but am not very good
i have never played tennis , i would like to try one day


i enjoy eating pumpkins. i use third party programs to read portable documents instead of adobe. i have a small beagle dog who i call droopy. i enjoy watching videos on youtube.

hi . my name is russ . i like creed . do you like creed . they rock , right ?
yes how are you doing today i like having friends .
i have enough friends . my parole officer is making me do this .
that is okay i have fun watching you tube videos .
i just watch creed videos on there . cheaper than cable . you have a job ?
no baby i am disabled i used to work .
i am too smart to work . they kept firing me for being too awesome . what happened ?
i ended up getting chronic tiredness all the time .
i never get tired because i only eat meat .
i like to eat pumpkins they are so tasty do you ?
heck no . not meat . only meat . my dad is in jail . do you have a dad ?
i adopted a little dog i named him droopy . you have dogs .
how did you know that ? are you psychic ? the internet is scary .
no i have a dad he died when i was in my twenties .


i am a democrat. i can jump straight up , out of a pool. both my parents were over 6 foot tall. i like to only eat fish.

hi ! nice to chat with you . what kinds of things are you interested in ?
i like to eat fish and go swimming . good fit right ?
ha ! yes ! a water person . i dig it ! i like outside , but also enjoy computer games .
cool . my parents are over six feet tall . is that cool , or what ?
yes ! are you tall ? i recently graduated from high school , so i am still growing .
i am 5 feet tall . can you jump straight up , out of a pool ?
that is not a skill i have !
it is very fun . i can tell you that .
i bet ! maybe i can practice my skills next summer break . are you in college ?
yes i am . what are you studying there ?
i am a computer science major but also take cooking classes , as i practice vegetarianism .
that sounds fun . do you like it ?
love it ! what are you majoring in ?
i am majoring in chemistry .
smarty pants ! i bet mixing up concoctions is very fun , and dangerous ! ha !
i consider myself a democrat ? what about you ?


i like to play tennis. my favorite food is a burger. i work as an accountant. my favorite musical is hamilton.

hey , how are you doing today ?
i am doing good , how are you doing ?
good just went out shoe shopping with my mom .
that sounds fun . i just got done playing a game of tennis .
that is an expensive hobby . the shoes alone are probably more than i make in a week .
it ; s not to bad . i am an accountant so i have some extra to spend .
do they have good food at the country club ?
they do . my favorite , actually , is their burgers . they are the best .
i need to try it sometime . as long as its not a fish burger .
oh no , i would not eat it if it was . yuck ! !
yeah i am really allergic to shellfish .
i just do not like it . we are going to see my favorite musical tomorrow , hamilton .
that sounds like fun ! where will you go after ?
oh , its going to be great . we will probably have some drinks somewhere .


i wait for something interesting to happen each day. i wish i could write in cursive. i enjoy cold winters and strong breezes. i listen to a lot of strange music. i wish i could live in iceland.

hi , goodwill is where i get most of my clothes
i love goodwill . you can find lots of weird music there .
yes , i know california is where i am from and you ?
oh i do not know if i should say , but i really want to move to iceland .
i never been to iceland i live in california
do you like it ? i think its be too warm for me .
lots of good will in california its a great place to shop and buy recycle stuff
i bet lots of interesting stuff happens there . nothing happens here .
do you do a lot of recycling in iceland ? it is important
i would imagine iceland does some recycling . one of the reasons to live there besides the cold .
what types of recycling do you do over there ?
i do not know , but i wish i did .


music has always been my number one passion. my mom is my favorite person of all people. i love watching grey s anatomy. i have to live by a schedule in order to keep my mind right. i am in high school apart of the school band.

hey ! i am from new york , where are you from ?
me too ! i attend julliard , studying my alltime passion , music !
oh wow ! i am a law grad student . do you not love the local shops ?
i love them ! i have to live by a schedule otherwise i will shop my day away !
i understand ! i take my pug to the park too . he is so loyal !
that is so cute , my dog is lazy , watching greys anatomy is out favorite pastime lol
i am a night owl and watch that too since i do not go out much
i do not go out much either , my mom is the same way , she is my favorite person
it is good to be close to family
especialy with holidays coming up
absolutely . i need to go shopping for the holidays !
me too , i need more uniforms for my high school band performance i have
what instrument do you play ?
i play clarinet , it was either that or flute


i m in grad school. my parents live across the street from me. i work in a coffee shop. my favorite drink is caramel cappuccino. i love to read true crime books.

hey how are you ? catching up my game of thrones .
i am well . i could use a caramel cappuccino though .
sounds good on this chilly night for sure .
definitely ! they are the only thing keeping me at my job !
lol i bet , i like walks on the beach .
cool . i like to read crime books anywhere . . . with a cappuccino
my fav color is blue , how about you ?
i like red , but i also like white and black .
yea i did too , like music ?
i love music . i get to hear loud music every day ever since i moved out .
i like pop it keeps the party going .
definitely . we have a lot of parties here .
cool , gotta invite me out then
yeah , weekends only i am in school
that is cool , where did you move too ?
i still live in the same city but i am a street away from my parents


i like to bowl. i am a pediatrician. i am a family man. i am married with 2 children. i spend as much time as i can with my family.

hello there , how are you today ?
hey i am doing great spending the day off with my wife and kids
very nice . so tell me about yourself .
i am a childrens doctor at my own office . what do you do for a living
that must be very fulfilling . i am a truck mechanic .
that seems like a lot of work .
it can be sometimes . i bet being a doctor is a lot of work too .
not really anymore i just make sure kids are not sick anymore .
and i make sure trucks are not sick anymore !
lol that is very true . do you have any hobbies ?
i like to take my doberman for walks . you ?
those are cute dogs . i go to the bowling alley
are you on a team , or in a league ?
no i just play every once in a while . i take my family
that sounds like a lot of fun .
yeah i take them with me everywhere when i am off


i love the country but enjoy visiting the city life. i have always wanted to travel to ireland or puerto rico. i have two dogs , one pitbull and old english bulldog. i use to be a wild child. i like the color blue or red.

hello how are you ?
i am good , and you ? how is your weekend going ?
great so far just came from walking my 2 dogs
what kind of dogs ? i have a pitbull and old english bulldog .
i have to poodles i love them
i have to teach my dogs spanish for when we travel to puerto rico next year .
what do you do for a living ?
i am in the cannabis business . you ?
i work as an accountant
you just use a lot of blue and red pens ? those are my favorite colors !
nice i have a red car !
oh , i live in the country so i get around by horse and buggy .
oh well i love to drive and listen to bruno mars
oh , i met him ! back in my wild child days . good guy .


my favorite hobby is chess. i just dyed my hair hot pink with purple highlights. not a day goes by that i don t drink four mountain dews. i enjoy movies about aliens invading the earth. sometimes , i have sword fights with strangers in the park.

good morning , how are you today ?
i am doing well , how about yourself ?
i am good , just getting ready to head to work
that sucks . or maybe not . do you like your job ?
i enjoy it most of the time , i have an office and work nine to five
do you find that you get bored with that ?
not bored , but sometimes stressed . that is why i take yoga
oh , i see . when i need to relax i have fake sword fights in the park .
that sounds fun . maybe i can watch sometime and we can go have an italian dinner later
is italian your favorite cuisine ?
oh yes , for sure . i live in the city so there are many italian restaurants available
ah , i prefer asian cuisine , especially thai food .
i enjoy that as well
i also love mountain dew . i drink a ton of it . every day .
that is my favorite soda !
i would say i drink at least four every day .


my dad was a preacher. i did not finish college. my car is over 20 years old. my favorite movie is the last of the mohicans. my mother was a school music teacher.

hello , i am sarah . how are you doing ?
hello . i am pretty good . just glad sunday is over . how are you ?
i am doing well . just got done tuning my guitar .
nice . my moms a music teacher in the high school .
that is great ! although go carts is my thing to do .
awesome . i could not even afford one . i am still driving a 20 year old cranker !
its better than nothing ! i also enjoy fishing . its somewhat calming
my dad does . i do not like go with preacher man . everything is a sermon .
i hear you . summer is almost over .
yes . i see all the kids going back to school . wish i finished college now .
you will get there . i would love to use more of my george foreman grill
why do not you . sounds like maybe your a great cook .
i just love to bbq . prefer it than fast food . that is for sure !
i agree with you totally there ! i would not mind some good bbq today .
i am with you buddy ! a good burger is sounding delicious !
it really does ! eating it while watching the last of the mahicans sounds like a good day .


i am a 1st grade teacher. i go to church on sunday. my favorite color is purple. i have a 3 year old. my father is a preacher.

hello . what kind of work do you do ?
i am a teach 1st grade . how about you ?
i am a reporter for a paper . are you married ?
yep . and we have a beautiful 3 year old daughter . you ?
no kids . i happen to be single , but i love it . any hobbies ?
singing in the choir at church . my dad is our preacher . oh , and reading .
reading is relaxing . i do yoga to relax
i have never tried yoga . i do wear purple yoga pants at home though .
purple is a great color . i prefer grey , though .
its my favorite . grey can be calming though .
we need calm nowadays . so much craziness in the world !
no kidding . people really need to learn to love their neighbor .
agreed . especially with all the violence .
people are hurting . we need to find ways to meet needs . i think that will help .


my boyfriend is in acting school. nachos make me happy. i work in a movie theater. i hate popcorn.

hey there , how are you !
great ! thanks . and yourself ? i am a movie theater employee .
i am well , just making some breakfast . do you have today off ?
yes . however , my boyfriend is in school for acting .
that sounds like fun . my mom is a schoolteacher and i help her sometimes
wonderful . i really dislike popcorn but nachos make me very happy . what do you like ?
i surf sometimes , and i like listening to country music .
i also enjoy listening to country music .
any particular artists you like ?
oh , i enjoy them all . how about you ?
i like more of the old school artists , dolly parton , johnny cash
those artists are great too .
better than some of the current ones .
yes , i am sure many would agree with that . the new country is more like pop .
yeah . do you like to do any physical activity ?
i love to go on walks around my neighborhood .


my father was an author. i have traveled to both ireland and australia. my father was born in australia. i like to travel.

hello , how are you doing today ?
i am good and you ?
very well thank you . i am walking the dog later , going to get ice cream .
that sounds like fun i am going to rest i just got back from traveling for business
i cannot wait to graduate college , so i can get started in my career .
i love my job but i do a lot of traveling
that is what i will be doing , i am going to be a journalist .
i am an air line attendant so i am always traveling .
that sounds fun . i paint and cook in my spare time .
i do not have a lot of free time but i do writing
i also do photography , it helps relieve the stress .
it does sound relaxing i caught the writing bug from my father
my father taught me photography and basic car repair .
my father was always writing stories about his home in australia


i love the outdoors. i have no technological skills. i work for the discovery channel creating videos. i am a savage.

hello are you married ? i am but do not think for very much longer
marriage does not exist in my culture .
i work for a very large beer company , i see that is probably for the best
do you have hobbies ? i like hunting since i do not like technology .
we just had a little girl year and half ago , she really likes taylor swift
very nice . i make videos of my culture for the discovery channel .
mostly sports in general , like hunting and fishing as well
outdoors is where i like to be . i hate working with the cameras though .
that sounds interesting , do you travel alot for that job
i travel around the local tribes . mostly walking . sometimes jeep .
there is always a negative when it comes work
like drinking too much beer ? ha ha ha .
tribes ? where exactly are you at in the world ?
interior of australia . hot . dry . lots of dangerous things .
yes beer is always good i can get an endless supply
nice perk . chatting is hard for me . i do not have computer skills .


i m about to go off to college at a very liberal school soon. i plan to raise hell and sew my wild oats. i go to a catholic high school in new england. i have lived a very sheltered life. i am 17.

hi . i am still in school . i hope to be something in biology .
hey , me too . i do not know what i want to do yet .
i am not interested in teaching . maybe research . you like to read ?
no , not really . i would rather party . i can not wait for college .
i think they are cutting down on partying . what do you like in biology ?
i hope not . i just want to go meet lots of people and enjoy life .
do you like movies ? i have not seen any good ones lately .
me either . i am not allowed to see many movies . my parents do not like them .
do they know you party ? i think movies are calmer than that .
i would never dare tell them . they would not understand .
they probably have some idea . what will your major be ?
i do not know yet .
do you like to eat fast food ? where do you go ?
i like pizza and ice cream .
that sounds good but not together . you like sports ?
no , not really . sometimes i will go to a baseball game with my dad .


i will be graduating in september and hope to get a teaching job soon. my family migrated to america when i was five. i am in college now and want to be a teacher. my brother is in a metal band and travels the world.

hi , do you like baseball ?
a little . i am busy with college right now .
i am in college too . i just made our team .
after i graduate in september i want to be a teacher .
that sounds great . i am hoping to play ball
my brother had different ideas . he thinks a metal band is the job for him .
that could be fun . i am not a music fan
he travels the world with his band , but i will stay here .
i want to travel a lot . sports will do that for me
that would be good . we came to america when i was five .
where did you live before ?
i do not remember . i should ask !
my favorite ball player , mike trout , is from new jersey
i have never been to new jersey . have you ?


i work as a freelance accountant. once a year , i take a week off and head to florida. i was diagnosed with mild ocd in college. sometimes i feel like i ve already been through life once before.

hi ! how are you today ?
i am well . just hanging out doing some transcription work . what about yourself ?
being angry about my wrong order from a restaurant . they gave me a salad ! yuck .
you do not like salads ? i am so hungry !
i hate salads ! ! ! so gross !
what about fruit ? fruit salads ?
that is different . that does not have lettuce in it .
i do not care what kind of food just as long as there are equal proportions
my mom was a stay at home mom and she would always feed us salads ! ugh .
what a bitch ! just kidding that is your mom got to have respect .
haha . she was a good mom . she stayed at home all day with us .
aw . so you are a mommas boy ? girl ?
a girl ! i love my mom ! and my dad , too ! he was an insurance salesman .
are you hot ? i am wondering what you look like
i am decently attractive , and you ?
i do not look bad i guess . i am comfortable . its been nice talking to you cutie


i start an internship in engineering later this year. my dream is to move to the middle of the desert. i have a pet snake. before i die , i want to skydive. i am a famous video game character online.

hi how are you tonight ?
i am good , how are you ?
i am great thank you for asking . what are your favorite hobbies ?
playing video games and caring for my snake
i also like video games . i really enjoy hiking .
same here , although i would love to live in the desert someday
i graduated college in arizona , so i also like the desert .
cool , what was your major ?
i majored in education , i am the youngest of 4 siblings to become a teacher .
wow , i am starting an engineering internship later this year .
that is great . do you have any siblings ?
3 half sisters , i am the oldest .
sounds like a wonderful family . nice talking to you !
same here , have a great night


i take my emotions out through art. i have a hard time feeling connected with people. i grew up homeschooled. i care deeply about animals.

hi i like hiking everywhere including up volcanoes
wow that sounds dangerous ! i prefer to stay home and work on my art
i love art but i really cant draw
i like all kinds of art . drawing , painting , sculpture , pottery . . .
i tried pottery once . . . broke it before i even started
that is too bad . i am hoping to sell some of mine to raise money for the animal shelter
wow that is great i have been lookin for a wife
i hope you find one . i find it hard to connect with people . blame homeschooling
i think canadian women are so beautiful
then maybe you can find a canadian wife !
i hated that so much honestly i did
i am sorry . i do not understand


my favorite thing to do is read. i work at a power plant. i live in california. i like to eat spaghetti. my newest car is a chevy.

hello to who am i speaking ?
that is obviously a secret .
i would like to get to know a bit about you .
i am from a state that loves holly wood
so that must be california ! what kind of music do you like ?
yep . i like all kinds . i listen to it in my new car
i am a huge justin bieber fan ! what are your hobbies ?
eating , working , reading , being fabulous .
i love to go horseback riding with my 2 boys . . . and camping as often as we can .
will you cook for me ?
i am not very good at it .
so ? make me some spaghetti
spaghetti it is ! both of my boys love it too !
it is for me not for them
do you not like children ?
i am just hungry


i want to be an explorer. i visit india often. i am an athlete. my favorite color is blue.

hello , how are you doing there
good , i just got back from a vacation in india .
cool beans bear with me i just hit 77 today
i travel a lot because want to become an explorer .
do you like tv at my age that is all i do
that is old , well i am more a sporty athlete type .
watch your mouth young man . i bet my grandson and granddaughter is your age
sorry i just stated the truth , what is your favorite tv show ?
yes youre sorry . yd british tv and shows and movies are awesome
i really like reality shows , on youtube .
i have always love many kind of animals
me too , i like animals what is your favorite ?
its very cold out need to turn the heat on
i live in california it is always hot here .


i think i have talent for it. i didn t pass the audition , but i ll keep trying. i took classes while growing up. i auditionated in a cooking show. since young i ve loved to cook.

hello how are you today ?
pretty good actually , how are you ?
i am doing great , i just ate my favorite food , chocolate
i love chocolate too . . . . baking is one of my favorite hobbies , how about you ?
in my spare time i geocache
not familiar with that , what is it ?
its complicated to explain , i am the youngest of four
yeah , baking runs in my family too
i work as a school psychologist
nice ! i just auditioned for a cooking show and was rejected
how come you were rejected ?
some recipes caught me off guard , i can do better
yea you will , never give up
no way , everyone i know loves my food
i want to learn how to cook well
you should take a class , its fun


i love to read and relax by the lake on the weekends. i am a school teacher. my name is sarah. i teach 5th grade students near oakville , ny.

do you like to watch football ?
hi there , i am sarah and i do love to watch football .
awesome ! i play in the nfl
nice . what team ? i teach math to fifth graders in new york .
for the philadelphia eagles ! do you like teaching ?
i love it and here in oakville we really try to prep the kids young .
i understand , that is awesome ! they are the future
wonder how my team will do against you guys this year .
hopefully not well ! i am quarterback so tell the defense to take it easy !
i just watch but i will send them some vibes to leave my new friend alone .
i appreciate it ! maybe we can pull out the win
i love to go to our lake house . so relaxing to read by the water .


my favorite food is strawberries. i work in a veterinary office. i love to go to the beach. i have 2 cats. i am vegan.

hello there how are you today ?
hi i am doing ok how are you
great just got done getting dinner all ready and letting it bake
did you make anything with strawberries that is my favorite
no it is rice with asparagus and chicken on top covered with cheese
that sounds good . what do you do for a living
i teach piano for work and also do volunteer work at a soup kitchen
you seem very helpful ! i am a veterinary assistant
i love animals , i rescue and foster kittens when i can
i like cats too i have 2
i also have 2 , i am in between fostering right now . love having kittens around
do you have to give them back or can you keep them
i usually get them homes , the two i have are from ones i fostered before
oh ok . what do you like to do for fun
baking and cooking , i want to open a bakery one day
i like going to the beach and collecting shells i find


i am overall happy with life. my favorite band is nirvana. i am a waitress at a local restaurant. i am a casual dresser. my car needs some repairs.

hi how are you doing i am good ?
i am good . nice too meet you
i was born and raised in jersey city .
i was born and raised in ga and i like all types of music
thank you for your patience i like make up and wearing nice clothes .
that is nice . i need a new job . what kind of work do you do ?
my favorite is reading books some times i am disabled .
what kind of books do you like ? i like books too
go to the site workers on board i like romance ,
ok thanks , i will check it out . what kind of music do you like ?
i like growing vegetables in a big yard . i love mostly r and b .
my first garden was this year . what are your three favorite vegetables ?
i like some vegetables corn and peas .
i love corn . how long have you been gardening ?
good luck sweetie when you go to the site sign up for emails . god bless
ok thanks and good night


my favorite color is blue. i was a wrestler in high school. i am 25 years old. i have one son. i m in the military.

hello , how are you today ?
actually pretty good . heading to wrestling tournament in a bit . you ?
i am bout to bake a cake .
i love cake , but can only get it the few weeks i get home .
is there a wife waiting for you at home ?
yes , and a son . i am in the service . are you married ?
yes , she is lovely and always puts a smile on my face .
how sweet . do you have children also ?
no , i am just a humble baker .
that must make your wife happy . random question , what is your favorite color ?
green , i am looking forward to retiring with enough of it .
mine is blue . but green sounds better , haha .
yeah , my children are beautiful but expensive haha .
so you do have children . how about pets ?
no pets , do you have pets ?
no , i want 100 cats when i retire . but i am only 25 .


i collect toys wearing little rain coats. i tend to argue with myself more than i argue with myself. i am lusting after the neighbour pool boy. i enjoy mystery flavour cake. i believe i hear voices.

hi how are you today
i am well . do you hear that ?
what is that sound eh ?
sometimes . . . i hear voice . they say eat mystery flavor cake ! ! !
well i am just gonna stick with birthday cake flavor
suit yourself hehe . what do you do for fun ?
listen about lectures about space and stuff
neat burrito . i enjoy having debates with myself . it usually ends in arguments
that seems fien as long as you do not lose
recently , we have had eyes for this pool boy . . . . .
well who gets first dibs huh ?
i do . . . no i do ! ! ! ! hmm this may be tougher than i thought .
yeah better flip a coin on this one
tell me more about yourself ?


i have never lost a fight. i have more then 10 tattoos. i have gone 208 mph for for than 10 minutes. i am a grown woman.

hi there . how are you ?
hello , i am doing very well , waiting for an artist to be free to tattoo me .
oh . i enjoy painting , but cannot do tattoos .
i have fifteen , do you have any ?
oh wow . i just have one .
my husband rolls his eyes when i get more .
tell me something about yourself .
i have been , are you alright
i am great . tell me something about yourself .
what do you do for a living ?
i am a photographer . i have traveled the world .
nice , as have i . we do international races .
oh . i do not eat meat .
i do not eat much of it .
i hate fish too ! the taste makes me sick .
lately , it has been having a metallic taste to it .


i am a cyclist. my father used to be a cop. i work at a restaurant as waiter. my favorite food is pizza. i am single.

hello
hey there , how are you ?
good good how about you
not too bad , just getting back from a bike ride
oh nice ! have you been biking for a while ?
yeah , ever since i was a kid . how about yourself ? what do you do ?
nothing much . i am at walmart right now . i love to shop here
i do not like walmart
why is that ? i like to do all my shopping there
i really like pizza and their pizza is gross
really ? i have never had their pizza
would not recommend it


i am single and live alone. i do not have a good social life. i eat mainly chinese food. i am a night owl. i make robots for a living.

hi , what s up . how are you doing today ?
hey i am good just eating some chinese food , you ?
i am studying for exams .
what do you study ? i am usually up late studying as well , bit of a night owl .
yeah , the same with me . i m studying for journalism .
i am studying robotics so trying to change the future !
nice . just don t make anything that can take a journalist s career . . . lol
i will try not too , how is your social life ?
i normally study with my girlfriend but she is working today .
must be nice , living the lonely and single life these days haha
my social life is awesome , i m normally with my band when not studying .
what type of music do you play ?
rock or whatever music they will let me play
i love rock , what instrument do you play ?


i enjoy fishing. i live alone. my favorite food is a cheeseburger. i watch a lot of tv.

hello , i am here in florida on vacation . do you live here ?
hey , i live in alaska . i am grilling my favorite food . cheeseburgers !
that is odd for alaska . i always thought you lived off fish !
i love to fish but mostly do catch and release . i fish aot . do you ?
i love to fish as well . outdoors are my favorite
i like outdoors too but still end up watching a lot of tv . football season !
what is your favorite team ?
i like the seattle seahawks . do you watch nfl ?
yes i love the buffalo bills ! i also love to ski . how about you ?
i am okay to ski but like snowshoeing better for the exercise . ever been to alaska ?
i have never been but it is a dream of mine . i usually end up in florida
florida is great but a little too hot for me . where are you in florida ?
i vacation in coral gables . it is very muggy !
i have been to orlando a few times . i prefer a little less people .
it is very crowded . whats the temperature in alaska right now ?
its in the 50s right now . should not be long before the snow starts .


i like watching videos of surgery. i enjoy playing with edged weapons. traveling and making friends is something i find delightful. my favorite ice cream is pistachio.

how are you doing today
i am fine thank you i like traveling and making friends .
i love football and being outside
cool fun sports being active i like to eat .
i do a carb load before the game
what is a carb load ? i like eating pistachio ice cream .
it is to get energy before you play
oh i know you have a lot of fun .
yeah , i like throwing the pig skin
i like to play around with edgy weapons not cool . l . o . l
that sounds very dangerous to me
it can be i am joking what is you favorite food ?
spaghetti and meatballs and protein bars
good me to that means your strong .
yeah you have to be
i find my friends chatting is something delightful .


my favorite movie is good burger. to stay in shape , i chase cheetahs at the zoo. i like canning and whittling. i eat exclusively meat.

hey how is it happening today ?
i just finished my workout chasing cheetahs to stay in shape , you ?
i wish . i have young kids but i would leave them for adam levine .
i am not a fan of him . i would much rather watch good burger .
no that is not my way . my cats would not allow it
you should try my canned meats . i just love canning !
no thanks ! i need all the iron i can get though so maybe ?
probably not then , i only eat meat .
oh meat is a good idea then . do you like kale ? i do .
i am not a big foodie . i prefer crafts , like whittling .
hmmm did i mention my kids are young ? whittling is danger .
i do not have any kids , so it is safe for me to do .
well that is good . do you like pasta ?
no , because i only eat meats .
you should eat kale it is ethically superior to meat
i did not know that .