my hobby is photography. i do not own a television. i know how to pilot a plane. i live in the mountains. i am a lawyer.

hello how are you doing , today , my name is phil
great , do you need a ride or are you looking for help on a legal case ?
how did you guess i am stuck in remoteness past
i do not watch television . anyways , where do you need to be picked up by plane ?
i am not good with technology , but i sure i can fine out
ok , i will photo you and then you can enter my plane .
do you like outdoors , i sure do , maybe we go to the park
i live on a mountain . you can skydive into a park from my plane .
i am scared of skydiving , but love to go there and creat videos
i do not like to watch any type of television .
not even discovery channel , i work there
nope . i am a lydite .
lydite , that is something new for me
luddite , not into technology . but i like my camera , and plane .


i like to travel. i love the outdoors. i like to build things. i like to garden. i am tall.

hello how are you tonight ?
doing well . how about you ?
i am good but so annoyed with my landlord
how come ? what did your landlord do
he raised my rent . not cool . especially when i made in a pie
that was not nice . do you grow your own fruit ?
i do not but i bake with fruit . do you ?
i do not bake , but i love to grow things .
that is really cool ! what do you grow ?
fruits and veggies . i am going to build some raised beds for next season .
cool . i have been wanting to build raised beds too
being 6 foot tall , it is hard on my back to bend over .
i went to school at duke law with a super tall guy who had back issues
being tall is only fun for playing basketball . lol are you a lawyer ?
yes i am . another fun fact my birthday is december 25
did you get double presents on that day ?


i live in my parent s basement. i m a vegetarian. i read a lot of used books. i work in a flower shop.

hi there . tell me about yourself
hello ! i love flowers , so became a florist ! how about you ?
i love cats but i am allergic to them
that is a shame ! i only eat vegetables , sometimes fish . mostly vegetarian though .
i am allergic to shell fish and i prefer eating at restaurants .
no allergies here ! i live at home , my parents let me live in the basement
my mom has 500 different pairs of shoes . i only have 1 pair .
do you read ? i enjoy used books , so much cheaper than buying new !
very true i like to read and have my back scratched .
back scratches are amazing ! i wish i could hire someone to do it !
i do to ! i have to use my scratcher i bought .
i have one that extends , it is awesome ! i bring it around in my purse .
i have one that extends and is in the shape of a hand .
haha mine is a bear paw
that is so cool . do you have a favorite restaurant ?
yes ! olive garden , how about you ?


my major is business. i work part time at a pizza restaurant. i love the beach. i like to party. i am in college.

hi how ar you doing ?
hi ! doing good . how are you ?
i am good thankyou for asking
great ! i was just doing some homework . i am a college student majoring in business .
what city are you from ?
los angeles ! i am a beach baby ! you ?
i am in riverside . ever been ?
yes actually i have . do you party much ?
i used to but no more time
what do you do for a living ? i need to slow my partying down .
i am a graphic designer ugh
ugh ? that sounds interesting . i work part time at a pizza hut . . . ugh . ll
ugh cuz i sit on my but all day
ahahah ! i see . but you get to use your imagination .


my mom is my best friend. i am afraid of the dark. i design video games for a living. rock music is my favorite. i hate broccoli.

hi there , how are you tonight ?
i am great am a video game developer , pretty cool huh ?
that is cool . not as cool as being able to jump straight up out of a pool
lol guess not , is that what you do for a living ?
no , i am an optician , have amazing vision
okay can you see in the dark , i cant sleep with the lights out , i am afraid
yes i can , i have amazing eyes . i believe it is because i only eat fish .
i like fish , i can eat anything except broccoli , yuck !
i only like to eat fish . same for my parents , and we are all over 6 feet
okay how close are your family , my mom and i are very close . i tell her everything
pretty close except when we fight about politics . they do not agree with me being a democrat
well that is your view , i am independent myself .
honestly , i think we should all just get a long , no matter our opinion
that sound like a rock song i listened to , i love rock and roll !
cool , what else do you love ?
not too much other than my mom , and video games .


i like to cook. i worked as a nurse for many years. my husband was a salesman. i have lived in several different states.

hi there ! i love sewing . do you ?
no no , hate it all
fine ! i enjoy being alone with my cat on my lap !
oh me too , love my cat
what do you do ? i work at a cafe to wait tables .
i do alot of thins . i like my husband
my mom used to be a nurse .
my mom used to be a mean guy
oh , i am sorry . maybe tou two can help each other sew . i is so relaxing
i will sew her a straight jacket
haha sew one for my cat
okie dokie . here you go
awe thanks ! i will let you hang out with my cat .
i will pet its tongue


my dad and i own over 600 movies. i am in my high school band. i want to be a movie director when i grow up. i really enjoy making friends.

hi . i just got home . wish i spent more time here , so busy . how about you ?
i am still a kid so i have a lot of free time thankfully
my time is spent writing songs and playing in a band with my best friend .
i am actually in band in high school . i play the drums
that is fabulous ! i started lessons when i was five . how about you ?
i just started a few years ago
it is so worth it . i cant imagine my life without music .
me neither . or movies . i have 600 of them
whoa . that is a lot of movies . how could you ever watch them all ?
i watch them with my dad often
what is your favorite movie to watch ?
i love the lord of the rings trilogy . you ?
lemonade mouth . they have a good band .
i have never heard of that before .


i enjoy taking walks. i am named after my grandmother. my best friend lives down the street. i drive a honda civic.

hello , what are you doing ?
i am doing great , and you ?
just working on my action mystery book . almost ready for publishing .
very cool , whats it about ?
a crime detective that uses the help of paranormal entities to solve cases .
noah ghosts are so cool !
yes . what do you do for a career ?
eh nothing really i think . you ?
i am a literature teacher , though my father works for home depot .
do you like to take walks ?
sometimes . though i rather use spare time and embark on challenging hobbies , like puzzles .
nice . do you have a best friend ?
yes , we are going to a country music festival soon . i love country .
fancy . mine lives down the road .


i got a scholarship for playing soccer. i obsess over working out and being the best. i want people to think i m cool. i try to eat healthy or i don t eat at all.

by profession i babysit pets . what do you do ?
that is very interesting . i workout for a living .
cool job . my hair is purple . what color is yours ?
my hair is jet black . do you work out at all ?
well i walk dogs , so sort of .
how old are you btw ?
the tale of genji is my favorite book . do you read ?
other than the bible . o
i am 29 years old . how about you ?
i am 22 years of age .
tell me about your parents . my mom died when i was 6 .
that is got to be tough . my parents drive me nuts .
my father is a college professor . i am sorry your parents drive you nuts .
well how did your mom pass ?


i like getting packages in the mail. i have a daughter. i like fantasizing. i love christmas. i wish magic was real.

i am always cold i need iron bad
hey , if only magic was real i would eat iron bars ya know ?
i am always cold i need iron bad
can you buy iron in the mail ?
i like green leafy stuff i love kale
i like christmas . sometimes i eat kale around christmas
no you cannot lol only if its a gnc there maybe
i am not sure if unc is real . just absorb the iron in the air
it does not work an gnc is a store my babies are tiny lol
sounds like a fantasy . how many babies do you have ?
i love adam levin familar ?
nothing last forever but be honest . . it hurts but it may be the only way
2 , age 1 an 1 month i am nuts lol
nice , i like your style . whats your favorite kind of nut ?


i love cheese cake. i like to run. my favorite movie is 16 candles. i have 3 children. i drive 300 mile a week for work.

hey , what are you doing tonight ?
just watching my favorite movie 16 candles ! you seen it ?
no . i am not that old honestly .
oh i guess i am old . 3 kids will do that to you !
what is the best thing a friend has ever bought you ?
probably a piece of cheesecake . i just love cheesecake , you ?
a car ! i love my friends .
wow ! i need someone to buy me a new car . 300 miles a week for work
lol , i cannot drive anymore , i cannot even walk . you can have the car
really ? ? that is so nice , but why can you not walk ?
some disabled people just cannot . i am one of those people .
i love to run . cant imagine what i would do if i could not !
that does not really make me feel any better . you cannot have the car now
i am sorry . i just feel bad . i feel bad your friends bought you a car
i am sorry i wasted so much time on you .
oh no please , how about you come over for some cheese cake .


i don t much like tv. i love to walk in the woods. i love to watch ted talks. i love animals.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am good just chilling right now
i am listening to katy perry , do you have a favorite song of hers ?
sadly no i spend more time watching ted videos
those are interesting . are you in it ?
i have considered that field but for now i just watch videos
you really do learn a lot . i shop online mostly .
i love to learn about anything i can
i do too , i love podcasts . i listen to historical ones
you might want to check out ted talks
i will , can you recommend any ?
what topics do you like ?
history , science , plants , animals , crafts
if you go to the website you can search for topics


i cannot cook. i cannot stand beets. i am an ovo vegetarian. every day i drive an hour to work in this horrible traffic.

i do not like meat i eat only vegetables
i really act cook at all
portland is where i live now two hour drive from seattle where is was born
every day have i drive an hour to work in this terrible traffic
my job has so much red tape .
i really cant stand the way beats taste
i saw a band last week bon over is still the best band
i am a new ovo vegetarian as of last week
i use to chat with my parents three times a day i was raised by them
i hate my parents alot
i really have a good time they think young
my parents are honestly difficult


i love to run. my favorite city is new york. my wife just left me. i am a lawyer.

no green eggs and ham for me no thanks
hello . i work as a lawyer . what do you do ?
i am a cook and lost my pinky toe in a knife accident
that is awful . the worst thing i have dealt with is my wife leaving .
i am sorry , that sucks .
yes but i do have all my body parts .
haha lol the only time you can tell is when i go swimming
i cannot even imagine the pain .
no pain a clean cut . but as a lawyer you could sue for me lol
i could but am not that kind of lawyer .
oh ok , what kind are you ?
i work with families who are going through cps and such .


i work at a smoothie shop. i enjoy eating vegetarian food. i listen to classic rock. i go to a local college.

hi how are you tonight
hey ! i am great . a little tired . how are you ?
i am good just chasing cheetahs right now
that sounds like a dangerous hobby . are you hunting them ?
no it keeps me in shape i do it at the zoo
that seems like a fun job . i like vegetarian food so we have animals in common .
that is true i eat meat all the time though
do you like smoothies ? meat eaters and vegetarians can bond over mutual smoothie love .
that is true yes i do we could go out for some
i make good smoothies ! i am working at a smoothie shop while i attend college .
i would love to stop in and try one
it is fun . plus they play my favorite classic rock songs . you like music ?
i love music of all types so yeah i understand that
do you have a favorite band ? cheetah girls maybe ?


i play tabletop games with friends. i still live at home. i have a crush on my co worker. i love rpg computer games.

good morning to you , whats going on today ?
nothing special . i was just fantasizing about my coworker that i have a crush on .
oooohh , i am guessing he or she is mighty cute
yeah she definitely is . i would ask her on a date but i live with my parents .
sir , maybe you should give it a try , i believe you can do it
maybe you are right but do not know how she would feel about my rpg computer games .
just be yourself and you will have her in your possession
i think you are right . i should also tell her about my weekly tabletop game session .
first bait her in and then show her the real you
hmm you do not think she would get turned off if i am different ?
no , because there is more to you than just gaming
i think you are right ! thank you very much !


my mother raised me by herself while working two jobs. spiders scare the life out of me. i pray to god for my family every morning. i always put my left sock on first.

hi i just got home from a long day of work to my 2 cats
hi , i do not work or have any pets
do you like books ? my cats weirdly like being read to
i do ! i like reading the bible and praying for my family everyday
wow that is amazing i love reading the bible
me too ! do you any phobias ?
well no but i am allergic to cats
oh that sucks , since you have cats . i am super afraid of spiders
yeah it does stink i like the taste of tune
very nice ! i need to put my left sock before my right or i freak out
oh yeah me too but nobody understands it
i know ! do you still live with your parents ?
no i have my own house
cool ! i live with my mom so she is not alone since she is a single mother


i love going to the gym. i have three pets. i love animals and i want to help them. i would like to go to school to become a veterinarian. i am currently on a diet.

my hair is a wreck ! high speed does nothing for my curls .
sorry you are having a hard time with your hair .
i was going 208 on my motorcycle to get to my tattoo appointment .
wow that is really fast . what kind of bike do you have
an older harley . i run the local lady biker club . you want to join ?
no my parents would kill me i am only 16
never too young ! i can teach you to fight too so no one bullies you .
oh no thanks i would rather go to the gym
maybe you want to get a tattoo with me then ?
i cant i am not 18 yet . what kind of tat are you getting
i am getting a picture from the original alice in wonderland book . circa 1920
that sounds like it will be a cool one . do you have any pets
i had a dog that would ride on my bike that passed recently at 17 .
i am sorry to hear that . i have 3 dogs


i love reading mysteries in my free time. i m pursuing my law degree. i am the youngest of 3. i love playing tennis. i went to college in chicago.

hi there ! do you go to college ? i go part time
i do actually . i am getting my law degree
oh wow , that is cool . i really like candy , i wish i could major in that
i studied at school in chicago . where abouts do you go ?
i love chicago , i study at ucla
do you get much free time ? when i get a minute , i enjoy reading mysteries !
when i do get some free time , i like to skateboard
that is cool . i am more of a tennis player myself
tennis is cool , cant wear jeans tho , and i always wear jeans
haha ! youre right there ! i play with my siblings so it is a family thing .
family time is always great !
it is . i only have 2 older siblings though . wish i had one younger
i only have one younger brother
how is it being older ? p


my grandchildren range in age from 30 to 7. i am a senior citizen. my husband was a career soldier. i like to read.

hi , how are you ? what are your hobbies ?
hey there how are you this evening ? i am a older senior .
i am fine , just a little anxious . i am nervous to go to a friends party
my hobbie is reading an listening to my husband talk of his solider stories lol
wow , that sounds nice . i like to run marathons .
why are you anxious ? how old are you ?
i am afraid i will say the wrong things in front of people i do not know . i am 30 .
whats the longest marathon you have ran ?
15 miles , i am working my way up to the full 26 .
oh you will do fine i have a grandson your age , what kind of party ?
we are celebrating a recent promotion they got . i do not know any of their coworker
cool , when is the party going to be ?


lady gaga is my current favorite singer. i go to at least 10 concerts a year. i love music. madonna is my all time favorite. i work in retail.

hello . whats your fav , drink food ? mine is bagels with everything and coke
hi ! i like pizza and coffee . what do you do for a living ?
i am a dog trainer . after i eat and drink , i have to run , its all really fun .
i work for a department store . i love concerts , music is my everything ,
what department store . music is great .
wal mart . lady gaga is my favorite right now , but madonna is my ultimate favorite singer ever .
madonna is really good . i really like new kids on the block .
i saw them in concert last summer . they are quite amazing .
what do you do for fun ?
anything musical . how about you ?
just running and training dogs . if i have time i also love reading .
sounds like a lot of fun !


i have woman calling me all the time. i was once offered to play basketball professionally. i prefer the night instead of the day. i love wearing name band clothing.

how are you today ? i am watching the weather really close .
i am good . been watching cnn and the weather . are you from florida ?
yep , celebration . my husband , 2 kids , and i happen to be on vacation though .
oh good so your safe ? am thinking of everyone affected .
yes we are . mostly concerned about flooding . so what do you do ?
am in college , however was once offered to play professional basketball . you ?
oh wow . you should do that when done with school . i blog about lifestyles .
i read blogs a lot . mostly fashion i love name brand clothing and new styles .
i love to go shopping for new styles . i was a cheerleader back in hs .
fun ! its so weird being awake right now . i prefer night .
ll . i was a night owl back in the day . to hard to do with kids now .
i can only imagine . , that would be difficult . any hobbies


sometimes , people worry i am crazy. i love to put a smile on people s faces. i am obsessed with filming. i try not to think about death. i am a very bad liar.

hi ! i just got finished eating some pizza . how are you today ?
i am great , thanks for asking . what kind of pizza ?
bacon , mushroom and onion . it is my favorite .
mmmm sounds tasty . those poor pigs
i know . i feel guilty at times . i have 2 dogs so . . . .
its ok . you need to eat ! kind of dogs do you have ?
two shepards . i take them all over when i travel .
aww how cute . how is the weather ?
good here . i use to live by the beach when i was a kid .
oh cool , that sounds relaxing . do you miss it ?
i do . i take the dogs there when i can . its about 20 miles away .
that is great . i just had some spearmint tea .
sounds good . my doctor says i need to drink more tea , less soda .
oh that sucks . have you tried black tea with brown sugar ?


i am college student. i have a girlfriend named luis , and she goes to my college. i play drums in a band. i am 25 years old and live with my parents.

hi , i just put my 2 kids to sleep . what are you doing ?
i just had dinner with my girlfriend , now i am back at home with my parents .
what do your parents do ? mine are teachers .
i am trying to decided if i should do my college homework or not
do it . i did mine while i was donating my time at my local animal shelter .
they are both doctors , and i play in a rock band , the drums
cool ! did you have any pets growing up ? i had 2 cats .
i will do it , i need get out of my parents house , i am twenty five .
do you just go to school or do you also work ?
i love cats , my girlfriend luis like cats as well
interesting , luis is your girlfriends name ?
i play in a rock band for a living .
interesting , luis is your girlfriends name ?
yes her name is luis , it is short for louisiana


i do not like wearing a swimsuit. winter is my favorite season. if i cannot order it on the internet , i do not need it. my parents are lawyers.

hey ! hows it going ?
i am great ! how are you ?
awesome , kicking back watching a movie .
what movie are you watching ? anything good ?
goodfellas . . de piro is a god !
i do not watch a lot of movies . i love skiing .
i love skiing too ! i love winter and snow .
winter is the best because you do not have to wear a swimsuit !
ca not say much , i do swimsuit contests , helps me collect for college .
whatever works , college is expensive .
seriously ! i am lucky to have a paid internship . i really need to save .
i come from a family of lawyers so that is my chosen path .
very nice , lots of money ! i am in business management . i work nights at the w hotel .
business is always good . how do you like the hotel ?
love it , really wish i had day shift thought ! graveyard sucks .
i am a night owl but not sure i would like working the night shift .


it takes me an hour to drive to work in the morning. i listen to pink when i am painting. i draw all the time and i am good at it. as long as i have a cup of coffee in my hand i am a happy person. my wife makes the best pasta.

hi how are you ? i am eating dinner with my hubby and 2 kids .
i am eating with my wife . she makes the best pasta .
that sounds delicious . do you like people ? i enjoy everyone except other drivers
i do not like other drivers . i deal with a lot on my hour long commute .
oh that would drive me crazy ! do you work in telecom like my husband ?
i am actually an artist .
fascinating ! do you paint mountains ? i climb them
i paint whatever i can . especially when i am listening to pink .
my 2 daughters really like pink
i get concentrated and draw all the time . i think i am pretty good .
i would love to see some of your work sometime . what else do you like ?
i like watching movies with the wife .
my husband and i like going out to movies . especially crowded ones
i prefer going when less people are there .
that is how i feel about driving . i wish everyone else would go away
that is how i feel . but i am happy when i get my coffee .


i am in a local theater company. my parents are divorced. i am engaged to be married. i am a history buff.

hey you . what is going on ?
hello ! i am excited to speak with you !
ah thank you ! what do you do for fun ?
i perform in local musicals and dramas in a theater nearby .
you must be very talented . only musicals i make are with my armpits
you are funny ! what do you do for fun and for work ?
i work in retail but i would rather be superman !
that is so funny because my dad is superman !
i would have loved to have met him when i was a kid
well he divorced my mom , so i do not know him well .
that is sad . do you have any fears ?
i worry about my upcoming marriage and hope it will be a success . you ?
i am scared of heights .
oh me too ! i have dealt with it though by conquering my fears !


my mother raised me by herself while working two jobs. i pray to god for my family every morning. i always put my left sock on first. i have a condition that prevents me from going to high altitudes. spiders scare the life out of me.

hello ! how are you today ?
i am very well ! how are you ?
i am pretty good , just doing a little work for a brewery i work at .
oh nice . are there a lot of bugs at the brewery ? i hate spiders
not too many , when i visited asia there were but in europe not so much
asia is nice , but high altitude which makes me sick
oh no , that is not good !
right ! next time i will put on my left sock first for luck
haha , that is great . my wife will love that one
do you have any children ?
i do not ! me and my wife , gives us more time to go to the casino !
freedom ! my mom raised me by herself while working two jobs , no casino time haha
what a good mom !
she definitely was ! but good for you two also


i love eating at mcdonald. the only music i listen to is pop , because it makes me feel happy. watching nascar races is a great way to spend a sunday for me. my parents both are school teachers. i want to own a house on a beach.

hi how are you dong ?
i am good , how are you ?
i am good thanks for asking
sure , i am in a super good mood . i have pop music and mcdonald lol
do you work at mcdonalds ?
no , i just love to eat there .
what do you do for a living ?
i am in college . my parents both teach there so i go for free .
what are you going to school for ?
music production . i want to be rich and buy a beach house .
do you have any hobbies ?
well i watch nascar . what do you do ?


i need a corvette to complete my life. i am always hungry. i am insecure. i work too many hours in a week. i have a wife and children.

hi , i teach in a school , you ?
fine am a doctor specializing in nutrition .
very cool . when i am not teaching i enjoy dancing .
i love swimming in my leisure time .
i read any history book i can get my hands on .
as my profession is i read any book about nutrition and diet .
right on ! nutrition is very important .
i design peoples diet who are immunol compromised .
i am diabetic so i understand .
yes , if you know how to watch diet , you will live longer .
i hear ya . it is hard tho .
i know you are missing a lot of your favorite dishes but that is it .


i have two cats , milo and fio. my brother works at best buy. my favorite sport is soccer. i am canadian.

i am close to the ocean and you ?
hello i am actually in canada , near the great lakes .
my feet feels comfortable with tennis shoes and that is what i wear daily
interesting , do you play any sports ? i play soccer , your tennis shoes would be great there .
that is a great area , do you eat fish , i eat lots
i am not much of a fish eater but my two cats love fish .
do you have a boat , i have one and go sailing from time to time
no boat , but i have been on one . it is a very fun experience !
you missing out , i will not go fishing with your cats if you come
do you live in america or somewhere else ?
do you get motion sickness ? i do sometimes .
i do not think so . i have only been on a boat a few times tho .
i live in lake erie area .
oh we are pretty close indeed . maybe we can come boating with you afterall !
that is good to know , the water is very calm here .
i hear cleveland is a pretty nice place , and close to lake erie .


my biggest fear in life is heights. there s only been one set of twins in my family. i ve been cheated on by every ex girlfriend except for one. i can make fart noises with my arm pits , even some musical melody s.

hello . tell me a little about yourself . i teach english in a secondary school .
hi ! that sounds rewarding . i hate heights and am musically talented with my arm pits
one of my three children also makes songs with his arm pits .
haha , we have something in common . do you have twins ? there are some in my family
no twins . i went to college with twins . i graduated with a degree in secondary english education .
that sounds interesting . i just want to graduate high school .
you can do it . what do you do for fun ? i like gardening .
i like to skate board and hang out with my friends . what is in your garden ?
i grow medicinal herbs out here in the suburbs of denver , co .
oh , i have heard those help a lot of illnesses . is it successful ?
it is a nice side business that is taking me to new heights .
lol , no pun intended i am sure .
i am an english teacher . of course it was intended !
oh yes ! i should have realised ! ! ! i need to come visit for medical purposes !
where do you live and when will you finish high school ?
i am in texas , and graduate in may !


i also like ice cream. i like painting , i can cook well. i like cookies. i like pasta.

hi , i just finished my morning bike ride . what are you doing ?
i am painting while i wait for dinner to finish . i am a pretty good cook
i am in my studio , having some tea . who are you cooking for ?
just me . i am making pasta . i love pasta
cool . i draw portraits , what do you paint ?
i paint landscapes . i am obsessed with bob ross haha
that is fun , i like to eat eggs and drink tea , you must be a good artist
i am pretty good i guess . i am even better at eating haha especially cookies and ice cream
do you paint or draw people when you do your artwork ?
i draw first usually . then paint
do you like tea ? i like tea when i am trying to be creative
eh not much of a tea drinker . i love coffee
i love coffee too . i would love to meet you .
sure i am a long ways from kansas though


i eat mainly chinese food. i do not have a good social life. i am a night owl. i make robots for a living. i am single and live alone.

hello ! how are you today ?
good , how are you doing ?
doing great ! listening to the beatles and relaxing .
that sounds like a good time
i like them . what do you like to do ?
i like to make robots and eat chinese food
sounds delicious ! i am a scientist .
that sounds like fun . which field ?
molecular . i enjoy it for the most part .
that is interesting . is there something that you are trying to find ?
not currently . just research studies . what do you do ?
that is still fun . i am in the robotics field
oh yes , you said that . sorry , i am tired from gymnastics .
i understand , life can be tiring


i have entered into many violin competitions before and have placed in a few of them. my older sister plays clarinet. my mom is a music teacher at the elementary school. i play the violin.

hi , i am tired from working my 3rd job i have had 3 jobs for 6 years .
wow ! been listening to some violin music . very calming
cool . i wish i could afford my fav car which is a mustang by ford .
neat car ! my sister has learned to play the clarinet and we play together
but since i do not have a car , i walk 3 miles to work every day .
great exercise ! what about when it rains ?
i get wet . ll do you have any pets ?
ll . yes , i have a cat
i have a chihuahua and a pit . they do not always get along .
that is a combo for sure ! my cats name is radar
cool name . so what do you work ?
i am a nurse and love it
wonderful profession got to run , take care
good to chat with you


my favorite movie genre is horror. i am a christian. i am a vet tech. my favorite author is stephen king.

howdy ! hope are well this fine day
hello ! any plans for today ?
i am planning to fix my corvette , i am a experienced mechanic you see . any plans yourself ?
nice ! i will be going to my christian church this afternoon
do you go regularly ? do you have any hobbies ?
i go every weekend . and i do , i love watching scary movies and you ?
i love to surf as i am currently living on coast of california
that sounds so fun ! i have been reading stephen king books , they are my favorite
it is fun ! lol . i personally prefer watching tv myself
tv is too much technology for me
how about a toaster ? lol
i have used it once or twice


i m retired. i enjoy dating women. i like to go to the gym and work out. i like cooking healthy meals. i like to go out to the bars.

hi how are you today ?
i am doing ok , how about yourself ?
i am good i am hanging out in my new mansion .
a mansion ? what , are you some kind of celebrity ?
i am actually a rapper
oh wow ! that is pretty awesome
thanks . i live in japan by the way
so what kind of hobbies do you have besides rapping
i like driving my ferrari . how about you ?
i like working out and cooking
wow really . what is your favorite dish ?
vegetarian lasagna is my specialty , i am kinda a health nut
do you exercise alot then ?
yea , i try to go to the gym 4 to 5 times a week


i cuddle up with my dog every night. i lay awake at night so i can watch the stars. i want a porsche. i wish i was taller so i could reach the cookie jar. i m often late for class.

hi there . how are you today ?
i am great and yourself ?
doing well . just listening to the beatles .
awesome , what do you like to do ?
i am pretty shy . i do not get out much .
i know what you mean spend most nights cuddling my dog and star watching
i would like to visit my family but we fight a lot .
what do you fight about ?
my mother favors my other siblings and thinks i have no direction .
mine always blames me for eating the cookies but i am to short to reach
that is funny . how tall are you ?
4 foot pretty short , and if not that its about me being late for classes
i was always late to class . had to go to nurse to get medicine .
lol they actually make medicine for that ?


i love to take naps. i love watching basketball. my favorite season is winter. i sing barbershop and rap.

how are you this morning
i am doing good but i am wishing the weather was cooler
it is chilly here where i am at
i mean like winter cooler . . . that is my favorite time of year
i love fall and winter they are my favorite
i have a hard time resisting wanting to nap . i just wanna crawl in bed .
i hear you on that one
what else do you enjoy doing ?
i love to bake and play sports
sports , me too ! my favorite thing to watch is basketball
i love football my favorite teams steelers and seahawks
i do not know much about football so i cannot say my favorite
i do not know about basketball
what about music ? everybody likes music
i love some country music
now , that genre is not for me . i prefer either rap or barbershop


i am a college student. i work at the grocery store. my favorite band is metallica. i own 4 cats.

what are your plans for tonight ?
i am gonna watch sneaky pete . ever seen it ?
no i have not . what is it about ?
its about a con man . i person who says they are someone they are not .
that sounds interesting . i bet my husband would love it
yeah its ok . so you have a husband ? whats his name ?
his name is ken . he is an amazing man
ken ? what is your name ?
my name is ellie . do you have any children ?
yes ! i have four . they are my sweeties .
that is so amazing . i have a daughter who just had another baby recently
really ? that is great so you are a grandparent . you must stay busy .
i do with my shop for custom upholstery
that is creative ! i wish i knew how to do it .
it is really rewarding work . what do you do ?
i am a bag boy at the local market . i help little old ladies with their groceries .


i teach first grade. my favorite pizza is pepperoni. i drink lots of iced tea. i married my high school sweetheart. i love to go shopping.

hello , how are you doing ?
i am doing well eating pepperoni pizza . it us the best
i love eggs ! i eat about 6 of them every morning !
i drink so much iced tea basically a gallon a day
that is a lot of tea . do you have any hobbies ?
shopping . it is like my passion .
i read a lot of crime novels ! i love them
oh i read them to my first grade students . add love novels
do you teach your students about animals ? my favorite animal are pandas
i teach them love stories about marrying highschool love . since i did
that is very interesting . love is great .
yes . i love that i married my sweetheart
young love is wonderful and if it lasts its even better
yes . not as good iced tea though


i have three dogs. i love to cook. i am looking for someone. i work for an architect firm.

hey how are you doing today ?
just exhausted from walking my dogs for the past couple hours . you ?
i was just swimming very fun .
i bet . what else do you do for fun ?
i read my favorite fantasy novels , how many dogs do you have ?
i have three of them . a husky , chihuahua , and pomeranian . all purebreds
i am retired from monsanto . wow are you a breeder ?
monsanto , ick . no i am not , just like my babies pure haha
yes i know . basically i was not happy working there anymore .
i do not blame you . i work in architecture . i love my job
i also spend time online shopping . architecture is great .
so what do you want most in this life ?
happiness and harmony . i do not care to be rich , but i would not turn it down .
how beautiful . i just want someone to love me
oh well are you a man or woman ? i do have some standards grinning
haha ! i am a woman , and very straight


i am very athletic. i have brown hair. i love bicycling. i hate carrots. i wear contacts.

hi , i am in texas . where are you from , if you do not mind my asking ?
i am from new jersey no problem texas is nice .
cool . what kind of music are you into ?
i like riding my bike how about you ?
biking not so much . here in texas it gets too hot for that .
i like music all kinds of music rap r and b country .
ke ha is da bomb . still , country is big in texas of course .
i do not eat carrots how about you ? kesha is okay .
carrots , lol . how do you prefer to eat carrots ?
sliced in my salads i brought contacts i like using contacts .
how long have you been wearing contacts ?
long time i also wear a brown hair color it matches me .
that is cool . do you find that chicks dig the brown hair ?
yes it looks good on a lot of my friends and people i know .
if it works , run with it ! i have never done drugs . you ?
i am very active i like to move around a lot no no drugs .


i ve a big family. i prefer summer over winter. i graduated college a few years ago. i was born outside the us. i love food.

hey there how are you ?
i am good . do you work ?
i am just getting ready to get my nails done
do you have them done professionally or do you do them ?
no my husband is an attorney , i am a beauty queen .
wow that is amazing where do you live ?
oh no professionally , i use to compete .
do you have any kids ?
we live in cali , love the weather , do you have cats ? or kids ?
three kids , i live in arizona where it is warm i do not like winter
i need to go visit my cousin there an i have a son owen .
where is your cousin we live in scottsdale
my cousin is where you live
we have been here for years i have a huge family 5 brothers and four sisters
she has a cat but i am allergic .
i just graduated a few years ago from asu and have my own online store


i recently lost both my parents to an automobile accident. i love going to comedy clubs. i m originally from london , england. i am a model building enthusiast.

hey i am jake whats your name ?
hi i am sherlock nice to meet you
you to . . have you ever thought about being someone else before ?
no i have not have you
sometimes i have thought but i am not sure of my place yet
you will find your place someday . my mom and dad just died
ohh my sorry to hear that were you close to them ?
they got hit by a drunk driver a few months ago yes we were very close
that is horrible i wish i was close with mine but nothing i do is ever good enough
they will come around hopefully . what do you do for fun
i am not sure anything i do is fun . . u ?
i put model cars and trucks together and go to watch stand up comics
i wish i was that interesting . i am usually just busy with business school .
what do you want to do when you finish school
my dad wants me to take over his company but i do not think i want to .
you should do what you want to do


i live in vienna , austria now. i was born in london. i paint in my free time. i work in it. i live with my boyfriend of 5 years.

sometimes i wish i could paint like van gogh .
sometimes i do think i paint like van gogh ! i love to , when i have time .
or write like victor hugo . i try . i write for hours and hours .
you sound very artistic . truthfully i am more left brained . i work with computers
i will bet you make a lot of money . i need more money .
i am comfortable . but my boyfriend makes much more as a lawyer .
does he use a pencil or a pen ? i own over 100 distinct ball point pens .
not sure . that is interesting to collect . i collect fallen leaves on the streets of vienna
how many times have you been to vienna ? or do you live there ?
i live in vienna now . but i am originally from london . you ?
down and out in keokuk , iowa .
wow , never heard of it . i am sure things will turn around for you soon
hope they open that new software plant nearby . then i can have more money .
there you go ! people definitely need software in 2017
and 2018 , and 2019 , and from now until they invent something better !
haha definitely . only invention i need is more time in the day to paint


i work out daily. ferrari is my favorite car company. i own many cars. basketball is my favorite sport to watch.

hello ! it is such a nice night at home . i am hanging out with my cat oreo .
hi ! watching a little basketball before heading out .
nice . where are you going to go ?
probably a club , i like to party .
nice ! do you play basketball ?
no , i like to watch it though . i am an accountant .
ah , i am a swimmer . i suck at basketball .
i love to surf , do you surf ? i have a classic car collection too .
i have done open ocean swims but no surfing . i have a purple wet suit .
mine is pink , like my favorite ferrari .
do you own this pink ferrari ?
i do , what do you drive ?
just a honda civic . nothing fancy
ferrari are my favorite , i also have a raptor .
nice . i have dogs so my dog would probably destroy a ferrari . that would be sad .
i have dogs too , they behave in my cars .


i got a new job. i like cats. i like cars. favorite color is green. i like to travel.

hello , how are you today ?
i am well , thanks for asking . how are you ?
i am am great . i am still in school where i get good grades .
that is great . i was recently hired at a new position so i have that going for me .
what type of place do you work ? i hope to become a veterinarian .
that is a great career . i love cats .
i love all animals , but especially dogs .
one of my loves are cars . do you have a hobby ?
just pets , and studying . i have a few years of high school left .
i enjoy traveling as well . do you have a favorite color ?
not really , have you traveled to where there are cool wild animals like elephants ?
no i cannot say i have but i would love too . i like green .


spiders scare the life out of me. my mother raised me by herself while working two jobs. i always put my left sock on first. i have a condition that prevents me from going to high altitudes.

hey ! just got back from an awesome hike with my dogs . whats up ?
hello how are you doing today ?
i am doing well . i took my two border collies on a new hiking path today .
cool sounds like fun ! i do not have any pets
get one ! when i move to a new state soon , they will be my only pals .
i used to have pets but i got rid of them
sad i love my dogs ! i am an artist and i do pet portraits .
i am an artist as well . i just opened my online shop
very cool . i should start an online shop . i could publish in french or english !
i opened my online shop last month . i sell all sorts of things
nice ! it sounds like we have some similar interests in the arts .
such as clothes for men and women , baby clothes , dog clothes , etc .


i was the first test child for sesame street. i speak six languages. i once started a forest fire in california. i always carry an edged weapon. i work on the radio as a character voice.

good afternoon , what is it you do for fun ?
i like to make money for fun
i am with you on that what ways have you had fun ?
oh okay that is cool
are you in school ? i did not get to go and i want to go .
not anymore , i was the first ever on sesame
sesame street ? what were you doing on there ?
first kid i was a test child , even started a big fire .
oh wow , you were enjoying yourself huh ?
yes i was i speak a lot of languages so i get mad
i would like to visit some foreign places but afraid to fly
why are afraid to fly it is simple as 1 2 3
the elevation is too high for me .
it is not that bad
i grew up on a farm so we did not go many places .
oh well now you can


i am a teacher. i love chocolate. i have a twin sister. i do yoga every morning.

i have prius while hiking up a mountain
i like morning yoga a lot
i do too but my ginger snaps
i am a dancer , what do you do ?
i do nothing i am reach
my sister is my twin
wow that is cool . are you canadian i love them they are pretty ?
i prefer chocolate and milk
no i am asking if you are from canada ?
i make hot dogs for a living .
hot dogs again the one that i meet also do that .
i really really like hot dogs
lol i know i just read it a while ago what is your name again ?
what is your favorite color ?
you are not answering my question i can report you .
teaching is what i like my name is bob
why is it make you to long to reply youre wasting my time .
it take you just as long you are wasting my time
yeah right i hope you will not be the one who will answer later .
i hope so too it is slow , deal with it
maybe change your network or something
maybe blow me or something
what do you mean by that ?
you take forever to respond as well


i don t believe in love. i write children s books. i like to drink. i shop online , too much. i live alone.

hi how are you today ?
hi i am doing well today . do you have any hobbies ?
well i do play some pretty good trumpet
wow , do you play in a band or just for fun ?
fun fun fun only fun
i do not play an instrument , but i read lots
oh not nice at all
what do you do for a living ?
right now my highschool has a band that i am in
that is cool , what year of school are you in ?
i am in 9th grade
what is your best class
math is my favorite subject
i loved english when i was in school


i went to an all girls christian high school. my mother was a sunday school teacher. i m currently in nursing school. i dance ballet.

hello , how are you doing today ?
hello , i am well . how are you ?
i am good . just working on building a computer . my hobby .
i am a ballet dancer and am going to be a nurse . sleeping is my hobby .
lol , i like sleeping too .
my mom was a church teacher .
interesting . how much school do you have left ?
another six months . then , hopefully i am off to work at a childrens hospital
great ! keep it up ! i did not finish college .
i went to a girls school . i think that is why i am so competitive .
cool . i went into the army instead . xd
very nice ! i thought about it , then was offered a scholarship to a dance school
oh , that is good . it is hard . . . .
it is , but so is being in the military .
oh , that is what i meant . xd
lol . it is okay , i knew what you meant .


i love playing tennis. i am the youngest of 3. i love reading mysteries in my free time. i m pursuing my law degree. i went to college in chicago.

how are you doing this lovely evening ?
hello , do you like tennis as much as i do ?
probably not even though i could have gone pro .
yeah that is cool , what is your favorite color ?
i like green and red . reminds me of christmas . you
i love red , reminds me of summer time .
summer is almost about to end . you must feel sad !
what do you think the meaning of life is ?
i am not sure . do you think we have purpose ? does the universe have a purpose ?
i am working on my law degree at night
i work in the it field . its challenging .
that is awesome , fix my laptop
sure just bring it to your local geek squad !
what is your favorite fruit ?
i am not a big fruit fan . i like eating raw meat . do you like sushi ?
i love it i keep pet rats i found at taco bell


i love to drive my car. connor mcgregor is my favorite fighter. i work in a factory. i enjoy travel. i like watching ufc fights.

hello how are you today ?
i am just watching ufc and my favorite fighter connor mcgregor . but i think i can beat him
i am not a big fan of fights . but i do love to ski .
i have skied , i love traveling , i usually drive my car place cause i love driving it .
i love travelling especially to mexico .
i work in a mexican factory making little mexican bobble head that break fast
i have bought a few of those from a tourist shop for my kids
carefull cause i sneak razors into them cause my boss makes hits me if i do not
wow . . . . . . . . have you went to hr about your boss .
i would never rat on my mother like that . . . .
well maybe you really should .
maybe you should stop buying bad bobbleheads from shady dealers
oh ok next subject . any hobbies ?
i like pretending to be people online . kind of like trolling but its much more fun .


i am a freshman at nyu. i am the youngest in my family. my favorite color is blue. i have two older brothers.

hello , i am enjoy some crisp country air . what about you ?
i am just studying , i get accepted into nyu this year .
congratulations ! i wish i had gone to school instead of being a wild child in my youth .
thank you . i am the youngest in my family so there is high expectations
i am sure you will do great . i am kind of jealous . i love the city .
i do too . its my first year in nyu , who knew nyc was such a great city
i like visiting there but i hope my next trip will be to ireland .
wow ireland ? that is cool . are you going with family ?
i am going with my two dogs . they are the only family i have .
they make good family . i visited ireland couple years ago with my 2 older brothers . great trip !
did you bring back any souvenirs ?
yes , a blue irish gem . my favorite color . i still have it on my desk too .
that is one of my favorite colors along with red .
i love red too , but not as much as blue . what is your job ?


my favorite tv show is dancing with the stars. i work at a coffee house. i have a cat named seven of nine. i am a student at michigan state university.

hey there how are you today
i am good how are you
i am doing pretty good . just practicing my electric violin right now
that is a pretty cool instrument
yea i love it . i am an accountant by day , violinist by night lol
cool do you like your job
which one ? lol accounting no . music yes
lol i am a student but i am a barista part time
oh nice . so youre obsessed with coffee i take it ? lol
yeah i love making all the different drinks
that is cool . always good to like what you do
yeah though i will not be doing this when i graduate
yea . you have any hobbies or pets ?
i have a cat what about you
i mean i have got a koi pond with one koi named spot lol
that is pretty cool i like fish


i love watching old movies. i hope to visit quebec , canada someday. i have two adopted kids. i am a yoga instructor. my wife works as a diesel mechanic.

hi , i waste my time alot
me too , i watch a lot of old movies . what do you do ?
rock music rock music rock muc
what is how you waste your time ? playing or listening ?
eating . . . i am way too ft
oh , that happens . i teach yoga , i could help you
ok , that sounds really good
do you have a job ?
no i am a bum lol
hey that happens , you can get it together . what is your name ?
my name is really very scary
well what is it then ?
very scary i told you .
oh is that your first and last name ?
yes yes it is . yes
wow that is a cool name though


my girlfriend lives in salt lake city. i am afraid of spiders. i have 2 beagles named chance and boomer. both of my parents are in the military. i am a pilot.

hello , how are you this afternoon ?
i am good bbq ribs while visiting my girlfriend in salt lake city
that sounds good . i am a pilot from nevada , currently residing in nm .
me too my home hub is lax
i am going out to cle for a few days .
i would but my boys chance and boomer miss me love my dogs
i love dogs , we had one at the orphanage .
aww i was a miliary brat both parents were enlisted
i joined the air force , that is where i learned how to fly .
i hate camping out spiders scare me
snakes are the only thing i am terrified of .
i am not a fan either but not scared
oh , i am and will admit it , lol
i rarely admit i hate spiders
those i can live with .
they creep me out ever since i learned we sometimes eat them in our sleep


i love my impala. i like classic radio programs. i enjoy fishing. i love decorating for christmas. summer is my favorite season.

hello , how are you this morning ?
i am doing good . missing summer though . it is getting cold
i like the cooler weather , as i camp this time of year .
i would rather camp in summer . summer is my fav . fishing on a summer night is best
my dad and i fished year round , now it is only me .
i am sorry , maybe we should go together . you like classical radio ?
thank you , i would like that . i have a boat . yes , i do . it is very soothing .
i enjoy classic radio programs when i fish . i will pick you up in my impala
nice car ! i have a vintage mustang , my dad built it for my mom .
mustangs remind me of christmas as a kid . my dad would always decorate it !
my uncles do that with their semi trucks . it is hysterical to see rudolph on the grill .
i really love decorating at christmas time
my favorite holiday is halloween .
that is coming up pretty soon . i bet you are excited


my favorite color is red. i m deathly afraid of snakes , but not bugs. i watched the eclipse without using proper eye protection. i really enjoy hiking. i drink 10 cups of tea every day.

hello how are you today ?
i am dine and you ? just drinking my 10th cup of tea
you must really like tea
yes i do it gives me the energy to hike everyday
right it is like the mushrooms from mario
lol yes it is . do you like snakes ? i hate them but i love bugs
bugs are cool , have you seen the easter bunny ?
i cant see much anymore after the eclipse . i did not have eye protection
i have seen that big eared bunny
wow for real . is he red ? i love red
i do not always use protection either . . . bad life choices .
wow now we know better
i do not know , i do not learn sometimes
we all learn as we get older
my mom works at the grocery store
wow . i bet you that she loves people .


i love cabins in the woods on the lake. i like to swim in the lake. i like to visit places around the world. i have been to every state except alaska. i like to paddle board.

hello from pittsburgh where i live
hi . i am ready to go camping . i love cabins , the woods , and lakes .
nice . i love concerts and italian food my favorite
i am going to enjoy swimming in the lake . do you swim ?
when i am not working as a librarian or volunteering at the animal shelter
i have been craving lasagne . do you know how to make ?
yes from scratch . i am sure that is gard to make when you are camping
would love to have some from italy . i love to travel . do you ?
yes when i can . flying from pittsburg allows easy travel .
flying is a little scary though . i prefer a paddle board !
that is a long trip on a paddle board form the us to europe
imagine if it was safe and possible . . . would you try it ?
if there was no sharks involved yes
maybe that will be a new adventure for the rich someday !
i am sure it would .
it could be like a self paddling pod boat with elaborate comforts . .


i am really short. my favorite book is david copperfield. i have a twin brother. i love to bake cakes.

i washed my car today , i love the shiny red finish !
nice ! i finished reading david copperfield and baked a cake .
it is so hard finding a red purse that matches my car exactly .
i am of . i have to shop in the kids department .
wow ! red shoes are my thing , can you find them in your size ?
i never tried . i do not wear red that often . i am a redhead .
i could not imagine not being able to wear my red lipstick !
i have a purple that is awesome , its from urban decay .
i change my haircolor often , sometimes even purple or red !
i wish i could , but mine is too long . it would cost a fortune .
i do not think my next car will be red , easier to coordinate with !
mine is going to be black . everything is sexier in black
oh yes , i agree ! just kind of hot , i live in the desert .
ugh . i hate the american southwest . i prefer the beach .


i own a hearse. i work in a craft store. i like alternative rock. i love to crochet. halloween is my favorite holiday.

hi , what have you got planned for today ?
i am going to a alternative rock concert tonight . wht about you ?
sound good whos playing ? i am just going to play some computer games tonight .
sonja is playing i love video games when i am not working in my craft store
have a great evening ! what do you play ? i am into dungeons and dragons .
i like the sims . i just got the halloween expansion pack i love that holiday
ca not believe its nearly halloween already ! i am off to canada to celebrate there .
yes i have a halloween party hearse that i drive around
that is a bit kooky . although i do love purple and that tends to be on the insides !
it is looky . i crocheted all of the insides myself
now that is a reason to learn how to crochet .
lol what else to you like to do ?


i am the youngest of 8 kids. my guilty pleasure is mcdonald s. i have a close circle of friends i would do anything for. i never stop looking for love.

hi , i do not really want to
you do not really want to what ?
i am great all the way
i am not sure i follow what you are saying .
i live on the coast
do they have a mcdonalds near you ? it is my guilty pleasure .
i am more of a steak myself
my motto is always look for love but i do not think you are what i want
well i am sorry i love you
maybe one of my 7 older siblings would be a better match for you .
ok , except i am already married
i am sorry for your spouse .
they are quite happy with me
to each their own i suppose .
i like being a vega
i do not know what that means .


i like to donate time at the local animal shelter. both my parents were teachers. i had two cats growing up. i have two children.

i am an adopted child and work in accounting .
amazing ! i am a teacher , but spend a lot of time at animal shelters .
i ride ed the horse when i can . you sing ?
neat ! i do not sing , i have 2 little children who never stop singing though !
great ! you believe in love ? i do not .
i feel you brotha . i love my cats , but they are dead .
that is funny . i do not have brother or sisters . you ?
we are all brothers and sisters , so 7 billion i have !
hmmm . accounting is my field . whats yours ?
i am full time a taxidermist and then the rest of the time i am with the kids .
oh okay . you sing . my horse ed sing when i ride him . you married ?
you have a singing horse . are you a disney princess ? i am married !
no . love is a misunderstanding between two fools . you agree ?
hm interesting . tell me more .
okay . you adopted ? i am .
not adopted , but i have family who are . my parents were teachers .


i am a drummer in an indie band. when i am not touring with the band , i like to garden. i volunteer at the local humane society. my twin brother and i share an apartment. one day i would really like to skydive.

hello i am juan carlos . professional translator by trade .
hello , i am a drummer , we play indie .
that is great i am unemployed so i have time to write .
i like to garden and volunteer at the humane society . what do you write ?
i am writing a novel i hope to get it done this year .
i am hoping to go skydiving later this year , when my brother comes back .
that sounds really neat great to have things your passionate about
it is . what are your hobbies ?
just writing really . kind of got burned out on translating .
i can understand how that would take its toll on someone
no kidding . do you have any hobbies ?
anything that can be done outdoors .
i like the outdoors too .
one day , i will live on the beach .
that sounds nice like a great place for writing !
it sure would be ! i am an artist too .


yellow is my favorite color. i love to workout. i love the game halo. i like to read.

i love going to the island of jamaica
jamaica is beautiful my friend went and showed me pictures . how are you doing
i am in the business of selling vacations
that sounds interesting and rewarding ! i am a huge gamer
oh wow , what kind of games do you like ?
halo is my all time favorite do you like videogames
do you like to workout ? i enjoy going to the gym .
yeah i go as often as i can i even like reading workout books
sometimes it can be nice to read a book while riding a stationary bike !
that does help make working out more fun .
it does make the time go by faster , kind of like when you play video games !
yeah that is true . whats your favorite color ? mine is yellow
i like yellow too , but my very favorite is blue , it is so calming
i can see that the sky is blue and its calming to look at sometimes


i like to play nintendo. i live in the great white north. i like to race rc cars. i love to eat fish. i have a pet husky.

hello my name is ray
hello ray . my name is jacob . what is up with you today ?
i just started a new job cleaning out house gutters
oh ok . where are you from ? i am in toronto .
i like to listen jess greenberg while i clean out gutters , from florida
me the great white north , you the south . pets ? husky named rocko for me .
i am going to ride my motorcycle to toronto , but it is not a harley
that is a long way ! i enjoy using remote control cars .
i like to eat food that is high in carbs , my doctor tells me not to
how about fish ? that is my favorite .
i like fish , but with mashed potatos
yum ! ! do you like nintendo ? i do .
i like video games , mostly donkey kong
that is one of my favorites too . anything else i should know about you ?
not really i do not why this chat has not stopped yet ?
right now . take care ! ! been nice chatting .


i am a hardcore biker. i enjoy the outdoors. my friends and i go hiking all the time. my favorite breakfast is pancakes. i got a girlfriend last month.

hi ! how are you ? worlds best aunt here ! do you have any nephews nieces ?
i do not have any nephews or nieces , but i met an awesome girl last month .
nice ! do you already think she is the one ?
its hard to say . we have only been dating a month .
good luck ! do you work or study ? i am in grad school , graduating this year !
i work a lot . i spend most my spare time in the outdoors .
me too like the outdoors , especially with my dog ! gosh , i love my dog ! any pets ?
no pets . i would love to get a dog to take on hikes !
do you cook and what food ? that could help you with the lady !
not a huge cooker , but i do make a pretty mean breakfast though love pancakes .
great ! i enjoy italian and like to cook it .
i enjoy a good italian meal from time to time . . . whats your dogs name ?


i love to travel. my favourite food is ice cream. my parents are divorced. i work as a construction worker during the summers. i am a college student.

hello there ! how are you ?
i am doing good thanks for asking
what do you do for a living ?
i am a construction worker , u ?
i work in business . my work just gave me free tickets to hockey game !
what city are you in ?
i live in nashville . you ?
i am in cali right now
i have never been there ! have you always live there ?
yes i have been here since i was 5
wonderful ! do you like any sports ?
i like watching football u ?


i hope to change the world. i love to tell jokes. i volunteer in my spare time. i m always early to everything.

hey , jefferson here , what is up ?
hey just killing some time before work got here early . you ?
i am browsing the web , trying to buy some vintage furniture .
oh cool , i volunteer at a resale shop that has vintage furniture .
wow that is very cool . would you need a bass player at that shop ?
a bass player at a vintage shop , now that would make for a good joke .
and i like collecting things like stamps too , so it would be great at comedy shows .
oh perfect humor can change the world for the better .
yeah i have a whole lot of comedians in a massive cd collection that i have .
i should come over and watch them to learn some new jokes .
sounds fun ! what are you doing with your time ?
besides a lot of volunteering , i go to a stand up to tell all my jokes .
oh , is that how you make a living ?
yes , but i do more volunteering since i am always so early .
that is great , i wish i had enough time to give back to the community
i am sure you have very little free time . you are changing the world though .


my favorite food is pizza. i have never broken a bone. i love cats. i am athletic.

hello there ! how is your day going ?
hi . i love to eat pizza u ?
pizza is delicious . how have you spent your day ? i have been reading .
i have never had any broken bones
what is your family life like ?
i have alot of cats , 47 to be ex
wow . that is a lot of cats . i have 5 siblings
i have 86 jars of baby food
why do you have that much baby food ?
i love to jump out of trees with money
that is an interesting hobby . i go to the beach a lot .
i eat bugs i my spare time
odd . did you go to school ?
i do not believe in school
oh . i earned a masters degree .
that is terrible news alfred


i have brown eyes. i have blonde hair. i love money. my feet smell.

hello how are you tonight
i am good . just finished combing my blonde hair .
nice . i just got my 3 kids to bed .
i do not have any kids .
i squeeze my 3 kids in my little honda civic haha no soccer van here
i drive a bmw x5 .
nice car . i walk a lot too , i love walking
i enjoy walking , and sometimes i run .
oh cool i run down to my best friends house all the time . she lives close .
what color are your eyes ? mine are brown .
light blue just like my grandmother that i am named after
oh that is neat . my grandmother passed away a few years ago .
aw sorry to hear that . were you guys close ?
yes , we were . we spent a lot of time together .


i visit animal shelters fairly often. i am always looking for wildlife when i am outside. i get along better with animals than people. i enjoy watching animal videos on the internet.

hey how is it goin tonight
its going great . whats up with you ?
taking it easy looking at shark tank thinking about city concil
cool i am watching animal videos . i love animals .
that is awesome , i have goats on my 5 acres
wow . i love the nature and wildlife
i like to look at animal planet
animals are my life , i volunteer at the shelter .
that is great we need that , i am very active in my community helping the youth
that is something we need to , our youth are the future .
that is right i am very passionate about it
that is a nice quality
yeah , i am very active on the city council
where do you reside currently ?


i like going to canada. i want to be a doctor. i love the band van halen. i play dungeons and dragons.

hey how are you doing ?
fine just packing for my trip to canada and you ?
nothing i just do not like tofu .
yeah i do not do tofu or hummus , but i love van halen
interesting , i listen to van halen in my prius .
nice it brings me back when music had a purpose also helps me study
that is good , i usually listen to music on my way to the law firm .
nice i cant wait to graduate med school 1 more year !
i went to grad school while stay at home wife would be home .
aww i hope my fiance is ready for me to pop the question at comicon
well i hope your ready for anything to happen as i am in my owned home .
aww i hope my fiance is ready for me to pop the question at comicon
i hope she is too
i met her through a friend who got me into dungeons and dragons


i have a twin sister named jessica. my son was born completely blind. i m a pilot for southwest. my favorite food is fried chicken.

hello . how are you doing ?
i am doing great what do you do for fun ?
i enjoy working as a nurse at the hospital . very fun to me .
i am a pilot for southwest airlines . i love flying !
cool ! where do you live ? i live in grand rapids , michigan .
woah ! i live in texas . do you have any sisters or brothers ?
yes . i am the youngest out of five children .
i have one too . i have an identical twin sister .
cool ! do you like the color pink ? my hair is pink .
i love the color pink ! if i could i would die mine pink .
i am allergic to hair dye , so i use something else . also , bees i am allergic to .
ouch . so i guess honey and fried chicken is out of the question then yeah ?
yes . definitely . honey gives me a stomach ache too .
well i love fried chicken honey or no !


i enjoy hanging out with friends and family. i have a brand new chevrolet. i am looking to start a business. i am a big sports fan. i like to get involved in politics.

hi . . how is your weekend going ? ?
it is going well , how is yours ?
night is still young . . partying
very fun . i spent the day out with my friends and family .
great . . whare aare you from ? ?
i am from colorado . what about you ?
i am from boston ma
cool . other than partying what do you like to do ?
music . . we have a rock band
do you write your own music or do covers ?
both . . sometimes covers and some time new
seen any good games ? i am eager for football season to get underway .


i go to a private high school. while both my parents have thick european accents , i do not. i am enrolled in several college credit courses. i drive a motorcycle instead of a car.

hey what is poppin my man ?
not much here . . just studying . what about you ?
what are you studying ? watching a movie here .
everything ! school just started . what are you watching ?
i am watching my favorite movie . its called goodfellas . have you seen it ?
no , too violent for me . . ll . i am more of a comedy person .
how lame th . what do you do for a living ?
still going to school . and you ?
i work for a greeting card company . as a proofreader .
ahh . . very interesting ! how long have you been doing that ?
a few months . i love it . because of how much reading is required .
i guess reading can be fun when its not mandatory . . . like in school
well , i love reading . i guess i am just that fabulous .
do you get to submit ideas for cards as well ?
sometimes . but only when its not football hockey season .
so , only during swimming tennis season ?


i like to create art. i love to eat sushi and pizza. i love to work in my garden. i am an older guy. my favorite band is ween.

hi there , how are you ?
doing well . listening to ween and eating some sushi . you ?
what a coincidence ! sushi is my favourite food .
no way ! what kind ? i love chicken parm
cali ! tell me more about yourself .
never had that kind . i am a 75 year old that loves to paint
i have a very huge love for all dogs .
i love dogs . they scare away the rabbits from eating my garden
almost everything in my room is blue , it happens to be my favourite color .
cool . i think blue is very zen . my last painting was based off of the color blue
i finally bought my own car a few weeks ago !
nice , where are you going to go in it ?
i am going to go everywhere
its been 10 years since i have drive . my eyesight is too bad now
that sucks . sorry about that .
its okay . i love to just stay home and work in my garden


i am a weirdo. i have often been called a slacker. i ride a skateboard. i have blue and orange hair.

hey ! hows it going tonight ?
great ! i like to skateboard
that is awesome ! i am in band at school ! sometimes i skateboard after practice .
awesome , i love to skateboard too
whats going on ? i am watching greys anatomy lol my favorite !
oh my gosh , were you supposed to say that ? i am too !
haha that is so funny ! great minds ! ! ! do you have lots of friends ?
not really . i am too good for them
haha i love my friends . i think my mom is my favorite person though !
i have a terrible mom . i am happy for you
oh no ! ! ! whys she terrible ?
she is really mean . does not care about me
i am sorry . that is hard . jesus cares though !
i know he does . that is what helps me
he will always care . seriously . he will never leave you .
thank you for that . i appreciate it


pop is my favorite music. i write in my spare time. i enjoy video games. i work at a hotel overnight.

hi
hi , how are you ?
good what are your hobbies
i like videogames and i am a big music fan .
cool i like anime
yeah , me too . i am also a part time writer .
that is cool ! i love gardening its so relaxing
yeah , that is nice . i need to relax !
do you have a stressful job ?
i do ! i work in a hotel on the night shift !
oh wow that does sound stressful
yeah , it gets crazy sometimes .


i am currently unemployed. i still live with my parents. i have a cat. my birthday is in june. summer is my favorite season.

hello . how are you doing today ?
i am doing great . just playing with my cat . what are you doing ?
i am taking care of my kids .
how many do you have ?
me and my husband have three kids .
i live with my parents . no husband yet . where did you meet ?
we were high school sweethearts .
how romantic . how many years together ?
i am a big soda fan . what do you like ? five years
i love the summer them on the new coca cola bottles . which soda do you like ?
do you like the band the rolling stones ?
i love the rolling stones , my favorite song is thunder .
i am a big pepsi fan myself .
pepsi rocks they have great commercials .
anything else you would like to share ?
i am looking for a job but not sure what industry . what do you do ?


i am an excellent baker. i was born on christmas day. i went to law school. everyone says my pecan pie is the best they have ever had.

hello , how are you today ?
good how are you ? do you like cinnamon rolls ?
i great thanks ! i love cinnamon rolls !
i am really good at baking . what do you like to do ?
i am a middle school teacher for 8th grade students .
do you ever bake for them
i do not know how to bake , but i enjoy singing in the church choir on sundays .
oh sounds fun . i heard that kids behave well when you give them sedatives .
i like to read the bible to them . i also read before going to bed .
that sounds exciting . i am illiterate .
oh no ! what is your favourite clothing brand ? mine is donna karen .
i like any brand that good will carries .
that sounds great , and affordable !
i hate to admit this , but i was born on the day that is called christmas .
perhaps your name is jesus ?
no . my pecan pie is the best any have had at my law school .


my favorite place to travel is jamaica. i like fitness. i am a travel agent. my parents own a business that i m now running. i am traveling to barbados next month.

hi there , how are you ?
i am very good just very busy at the moment .
what you doing ? i am busy too although i wish i could sleep . love sleep
i am running a business and trying to plan for my trip to barbados in a month
i have never been there ! i spend too much on shoes . just bought some new sneakers
i plan on working out there . what kind of sneakers ?
nikes . they feel great ! ! walk down the street listening to rap music . feel so cool
i am nervous about barbados , i have only been to jamaica .
i have been there . i learned about ergonomic keyboards and chairs there . new found passion
if you ever want to travel around the world i am your person
sure , i like to sleep a lot though . not really the adventurous type
i find that i do not have the time to sleep , i have a very busy schedule
how about rap music ? its so good
i find myself drawn to exotic music which is why i travel to jamaica


i like to play sports and get fresh air. food and water are essential to me in life. i am going to school to get a degree now. i like watching tv in my free time as well. i have been in 2 car crashes in my life.

hello
howdy , pardoner !
how are you
i am doing well , passing my days as a uni student . you ?
i am good . settling into the school year as well . i am a psychologist at a school .
i may pursue a rec and leisure degree , since i am into sports and stuff .
which sports ? i am not very athletic , geocaching is my idea of fun
basketball and boxing , mainly .
nice . what are you studying at uni ?
i am going to get an electrical engineering degree .
cool . that
yes , that is cool . do you watch tv often ?


at night , i party hard in the atlanta club scene , and i never miss a music festival. i have borderline personality disorder. it is my universe , and everyone else is just a character in it. i work as a dental assistant in a ritzy part of town.

how are you today
hi i am doing ok how are you
i am doing good how is the weather where u are
its rainy here now but it is atlanta never know how it will turn out
it is hot where i am at
where are you from
i do not give that type of information out
with the way the world is now that is understandable . i like to party
i am to old to party i have kids my party days are over
i am still young i go to every music festival around
it is sad what happen in las vegas
yeah it is very sad so many people were just trying to enjoy themselves
yep you cant go to a concert with out getting shot
i still will go its my world and i wanna have fun


my favorite show is battlestar galactica. i think beets are the best vegetable. i am a paper salesman. i live on a beet farm.

how are you doing today ?
hi what is your favorites vegetable ? i realy like beets
beets taste like dirt . i like only grapes
well i a was raised on them , i live on a farm full of beats
i feel sorry for you . i like grapes because i love red wine
i sale papers for a living . what about you
i work at carters selling baby clothes
that is awesome ? i like the show battlestar galactica
that is a very good show . my hobby is gardening
that is funny . . do you grow beets ? they are the best !
i do not grow them . i think they are the worst
i have lived on a beet farm most of my life
really ! do you like them a lot ?
oh yes very very much like oh my goodness i love them for real .
i cant ever like them they are nasty
they are the best vegetable i really like them grapes are good also


i love most music except country and jazz. my favorite food is anything italian. i am a gym rat that loves to play racquetball. my favorite tv shows are forensic files and jeopardy. my favorite book that i ve read lately is middlesex.

hi , how are you today
i am fine , how about you ?
i am well , just finished cooking . you ?
reading a book called middlesex , its my favorite right now
interesting , what is it about ?
about a couple in their middle age and are working
what do you do for a living
i work in an italian restaurant , i love that food
nice . i have been cooking since i was three . i would love to own a restaurant
you should go for it . i play racquetball and go to the gym alot
that is what i need , a gym membership
people tell me i am a gym rat . forensic files and jeopardy are my favorite
nothing wrong with being healthy . i like criminal minds
yeah that is a good show too . i am passionate about music


i drive a prius. i have freckles all over my face. i work in construction. i love to read romance novels. i was in the army.

i hate my coworker and believe marriage will be better the second time .
i am sorry you feel that way . i believe in romance .
i see . i am in a open relationship because of my boyfriend herbert . you sing ?
no , i have a boyfriend . i met him in the army .
wow ! i been at my job 10 years . you still in army ?
no , i got out last year .
oh okay . will you marry your boyfriend ? i will not marry mine .
i am in construction now . guys are intimidated by me .
really ? my coworker was promoted over me ! i hate her !
sorry . i think men do not like having women in charge of them .
why do guys hate you ? you saying men cannot handle women bosses ?
some cannot . especially in the construction field .
hmmm . what about you ? do you have an open relationship ?
no , the relationship i am in is committed .
great ! can female bosses function in construction ?
why would they not be able to ?


my favorite food is shrimp. my mom is a palm reader in new orleans. i sometimes spend too much money at the casino. i once met a man i still believe was a vampire.

did you make it to practice ?
what practice are you talking about ?
i am talking about football practice
i don t have footbal practice .
well wish us luck in the playoffs
sure , what team are you on ?
the raves . are you on any team ?
no , i don t play , i just like to bet at the casino way too much
which casino do you bet at ?
a casino in new orleans , my mom is a palm reader there
what games do you bet on at the casino ?
well live bets and slots , i once met a man who i think was a vampire there
do you burn in the daylight ?
no , i m fine in the daylight


i work in academia at a local university. i live in nashville. i like to go to the farmer s market every weekend. i am committed to the environment.

hello how are you today ?
hey there ! i am doing well , how about yourself ?
i am doing well just driving to my house that i just bought
congratulations on your recent home ownership ! tell me about the neighborhood !
its very nice a lot of friendly people
that is great ! in my corner of nashville there are many nice , friendly people as well .
i just moved to colorado if i ever move again i will check that place out
in my neighborhood there is a lovely farmers market that i attend every weekend .
wow that sound awesome i love fresh fruit so does my wife
local farms that contribute to caring for the environment are what i prefer .
i agree we need more farms for food otherwise we will run out
my work at the university is research about farming and the environmental impact
i have a mba degree in farming as well
what do you think about the impact of farming on the environment ?


i was adopted when i was a baby. my adopted dad works at hp. the future scares me. i have six siblings.

hi , my names todd . whats yours ?
gigi . if i sound tired , i just returned from conference on searching for birth parents
oh , are you an adult ? cuz i am only 8 years old . todays my birthday .
happy birthday ! i have 6 brothers and sisters . yours going to celebrate today ?
the theme of the party is superman cuz he is my favorite superhero . u do not know your parents ?
not my birth parents . i was adopted as an infant , 8 weeks old .
sorry . no biggie . lots of comic book heroes do not know their parents .
if i was a superhero i would not be so afraid of what lies ahead .
superman was adopted and he turned out great . except fot the last movie .
lol . did not see it . my father helped work on computer imaging for superman movies .
cool ! my dad says its ok to be afraid as long as it does not freeze you .
its ok . hewitt packard is having layoffs so he is worried . he needs superman !
he should buy comic books . that will help him . i love them !
i will tell him that todd told him to get some !
cool , can you send me drawings of superman your dad did ?
i am not sure , i think he needs to check with his work before i can


i decided to publish my creations on internet. i ve been rejected several times and thought of giving up with this. i love comics. i ve started creating my own comics and presenting them to publishers.

hi how are you today ?
good and you ? i love to read comic books . do you ?
i like to sing mostly . some barbershop , some rap
i think i may try to publish my own on the internet . i cant sing .
cool what sports do you like ? mine is basketball
i did publish some but was rejected and thought i should give up . baseball !
cool what is your favorite season ? mine is winter
i am going to write my own comics and send them to publishers . love summer !
awesome idea ! favorite hobby ? this blue eyed girl is napping lol
love blue eyes . mine are green . love to craft !
i do enjoy crafting too !
i like to make wreaths , wine glasses , shirts and more . you ?
i make wineglass candles and snow globes
awesome ! sounds fun !
it is ! what is your favorite color ? mine is pink
i love pink too ! use to love purple but switch !


i have 2 kids. i am a doctor. i like to play baseball. my favorite place is the mountains.

hello there
hello . sorry , i am home alone with my 2 kids today . crazy day .
that does sound crazy . do your kids like sesame street ?
yes they do !
i was actually the first test child for sesame street , way back when
i must have seen you on there
there is a chance , though i have not been in front of a camera in years
now my pager is going off . i am the attending physician at the er today
yikes , 2 kids and attending at the er , that is more than a crazy day
it is . but i play basketball to ease the stress .
that is nice . its good to have a physical outlet .
what are your hobbies ?
i really enjoy studying languages , currently know 6
wow ! that is impressive . i have always wanted to learn to speak french fluently


i own a french bulldog. i am unemployed and living off a trust fund. i like getting my nails done. i like drinking expensive wine.

good morning ! i am feeding my cat . how about you ?
cute ! i have a french bulldog named chanel . she loves to vacation with me
that is cool . mine hangs out with me at starbucks . my favorite spot !
i frequent expensive wine bars . i have plenty of time and money .
lucky ! i have to eat subway . of all restaurants that one is my favorite fast food .
i do not eat fast food . my private chef caters . are you employed ?
yes . i work at a little figurine shop . i also collect them . do you collect ?
only my wine collection . i could buy some of your pieces
that would help me out a lot ! do you work ? or just born rich ?
my trust fund pays the bills , so i have more time for manicures
that must be such a fun life to live ! any kids ? married ?
right now chanel and i live alone , except for the staff . how about you ?
i have a husband and 7 kids . we also have the dog .
you have a very busy life . i hope you get to have vacations


i am a retired newspaper reporter. my girl friend lives in the condo next door. i am a recovering alcoholic. i live in a condo. i have a large mustache.

hello there ! how are you ?
how are you doing this morning
i am a bit tired today . the kids kept me up all night last night .
i am good just watching a movie
oh nice ! hope you have some good snacks !
yes i do some sour worms
i am jealous . although i really need to lay off the snacks .
lol u should be sleeping if the kids keep you up all night
i am far too busy online shopping to sleep ! i need to look my best always
oh ok then how old are u
old enough to have 2 kids
ok no need to be smart just asking
i was not trying to be smart . my apologies !
well you did a great job at doing it


i have a cat as a pet. i love comics. my favorite band is nightfish. i work from home.

hi hows it going with you
pretty good , kicking back reading some comics , how about you ?
i have been hiking all day so i am relaxing . you like the outdoors ?
not really . i work form home so i can stay at home with my cat , fluffy .
that sounds nice . i am personally a dog person
my favorite band nightfish , plays a song about dog vs cat owners .
that sounds like it would be entertaining . you are a music fan ?
not as much as i used to be but i still follow todays hits
nice . i like to listen to french music sometimes
ah nice i cannot say i have heard my french music but my of speaks fluent fence
cool maybe she will teach you
fence french . sorry about that i got eager with send . yeah i know she would want to


i think i have talent for it. i did not pass the audition , but i will keep trying. i took classes while growing up. since young i have loved to cook.

hi there , how are you ?
i am good thanks for asking
you are welcome ! whats your favorite kind of music ?
mostly pop and some rap
cool . i love rock , alternative , rap , you name it . i just do not like country or jazz .
what do you do for a living ?
i am a gym trainer . i spend lots of free time there too . you ?
i am a waitress but someday an actress
awesome . i hope you make it big ! favorite tv shows ?
game of thrones of course
i love that show too but my favorites are forensic files and jeopardy .
do not get me started on forensic files lol


i am a reality tv star. my mother is a school teacher. i worked as a clown in the circus. i listen to country music. i like to surf.

hello there how are you ?
i am doing well . tell me a little bit about you .
i am trying to build a business online
oh that is so cool . what kind of business ?
a store for my art , do you have any hobbies ?
that is awesome . i am on tv , actually !
awesome , do you enjoy it
i love it . what do you do to pay the bills ?
i meditate and that channels money to me . how about you ?
haha i need to learn how to do that . i go on reality shows .
bad girls club ? or something classy like honey boo boo ?
bachelor so very classy indeed !


i do not like vegetables. i love to go running. i enjoy spending time with my family. my favorite truck is a chevy drama. my favorite store is american eagle.

its fun to ski , do you like to ski ?
no i like taking my drama mudding or shopping at american eagle
everyone calls me mary and i live in colorado
nice to meet you mary what part of colorado i heard its beautiful there
colorado is cold right now , but its great in the spring .
what do you like to do in your spare tim
i live near denver because its easy to get one direction tickets there .
there are a cool band .
when i am not listening to one direction , i think hiking is fun .
i like to workout and do cardio
summer time is the best time to hike in colorado .
i bet because of all the snow in the winter
working out and doing cardio is great while i listen to one direction .
i like to listen to rock music when i work out
rock music is great while i am hiking !
it does have a fast pace for anything physical . it was nice talking to you


i have bad luck with relationships. i slack off on my homework. i daydream during work. i m a hopeless romantic.

hey there . how are you ?
hello , i should be doing homework but i do not feel like it .
i have my mba it is worth it . are you in college ?
yes i am . i need more motivation .
it will pay off , i own my own house now
i always daydream about my future during work
that is a good thing , just visualize it
yeah . what are your hobbies ?
i am busy a lot , but i like driving in my blue car . you ?
reading love stories . i love romance but have bad luck with it
you will have your day , i too struggled , but i am now married
that is great . i hope i can find true love .
i feel like you will some day
thank you . do you have any kids ?
yes , i have two girls
how nice . i eventually want three kids


i drive an suv. i have a law degree. i have a vacation home in the mountains. i have 3 children. i have 3 dogs.

hello . how are you doing tonight ?
i am doing alright . how are you ?
i am good just finished baking some pecan pies .
are you a mom or a grandmother ? just wondering . i am a lawyer
neither , just a single baker trying to survive .
i get it . been there . now , i am living it up with my six figure paycheck .
nice ! wish i had it know my rent is increasing due to my landlord .
i lied . i am not living it up . i am miserable ! i hate my job .
i am so sorry to hear . what would you like to be doing ?
i do not know . i wish i became a whale trainer . . like at sea world . . . wishful thinking
you could do it . all you have to do is go for it .
you think ? i have got a huge mortgage , three kids in private school , and dogs
well you can always downsize your home and do what you want to do .
thanks for your good advice . maybe someday . . . i just wish i followed my dreams


i am looking for a job. i have a dog. my favorite color is red. i am not very tall. i have two siblings.

hi !
helloooo !
you have got to listen to imagine dragons , i bet my life . its the best !
very interesting i sure will . do you have a job ?
i am a musician but i also work as an accountant . how about you ?
i am looking for a job . . . was hoping you could help me out .
well do you like music ? like do you play ?
i do not . i wanted to play the trombone but i am not very tall .
i am not either , that is fine . you should just start practicing
whats your favorite color ?
i would say orange . . . like the color of koi . how about you ?
my favorite is red . i have got a dog and he is red too


i really wanted to be an actor. i am in medical school. i am in love with a girl who is unaware of it. i do community theater when i am not in school.

how are you ? do you have any kids ?
i am well . and , no kids here . you ?
yes ! a bunch ! well 4 one on the way and a dog haha
oh my ! single medical student with no pets . always wanted to be an actor though .
we live in the country so there is not much else to do , i am a housewife .
nice when on break , i participate in community theater . . . its not real acting though p
haha i bet not ! i never have a break
yeah . i am sure that all those kids are a handful .
they are indeed ! i am loosing my mind
its probably worth it though . . . five happy kiddos and a loving husband
he is a pretty amazing man . he is such a great dad
awesome ! the woman i love does not even know that i exist .
awww i am sorry , that is awful
thanks that is life . . . millions of others are going through worse situations .
that is a great way to look at it , perhaps someone amazing will come along
i hope so . i will be here waiting for when they do .


i like to read books about chinese history. i can play the piano. my dog is called alfred. i am a baseball player.

how are you ? what do you do for a living ?
i am good , i play baseball and you ?
that sounds fun . i am an actor .
wow ! ! what kind of movies are you in ?
action movies i also star in a telenovela and do some commercials
cool . what do you do for fun ?
watch sports . how long have you played baseball ?
5 years . it is pretty good competition
has your team won a championship ?
yes . i used to play overseas as well
are the people overseas friendly ?
extremely . they show real hospitality to everyone
do you take your family with you when you play far away ?
i am an only child so my parents come sometimes
that is good . i always bring my family on set with me .
aww . that is so sweet


i am a personal chef. i love creating new recipes. i would like to open a restaurant someday. my favorite color is hunter green.

i would like to play guitar in summer time
if i have a restaurant i will paint it hunter green , it is my dream
sorry , i do not have restaurant . do you play guitar
you can come play in my future restaurant , i will be the chef
sure . do you like john grisham movie
nope , i love to cook and making new recipes
i like to eat with my girl friend , she is very pretty
i have his books , and i like his movies too
but i do not like to read book , but she have the habit to read book
i see , you two like the same author ?
no idea about that , generally i hate to read books
ha ha okay , what other movies do you like ?
i like only john grisham movies
wow ok , do you like to cook ?
no , i do not like to look , i like to eat
i can make a lot of great food for you .


i am chubby. i work as an interior designer. my favorite band is insane clown posse. i am tall and blonde.

hello there , hows it going ?
hi , doing well and you ?
doing pretty good , sipping a beer and listening to some classic rock to unwind .
fun , jammin to my fav band insane clown posse while designing
sounds like a good time . what are you designing ?
for interiors of buildings and rooms , find it easier as i am chubby
ah , gotcha . i am in marketing for a pretty big company , myself .
what type of company do you market for ?
its one of the major car companies
neat ! if your company needs interior designing i am tall and blonde
for sure . if you have car trouble , i work on cars in my spare time
that is cool ! what type of car brand are you good at repairing ?


i only listen to opera. i have never been to canada. i live in a condo. i get up at 4am everyday. my favorite food is steak.

hi ! how are you ? google is the best employer !
hey ! i am sleepy . . google ? what is this google ?
google ? you have not heard of google ? why are you sleepy ?
oh , i work everyday at 4am . i am a butcher . i am not familiar with google though
i see . next you are going to say you have not heard of googles self driving car
you know i think i saw that on vols home page . amazing time to be alive !
well , i worked on that self driving card research . i am into computers , techie things
i do not get out of my condo much but i will keep an eye out !
how old are you ? what do you do for fun ?
i am in my mid 40s but i like to listen to opera . how about you ?
i like to read about science and math and do nerdy things
haha how about food ? what do you eat ?
anything logical and rational , i will eat what do you like to eat ?
well . . my favorite is a nice t bone . grass fed and finished of course . you ?
sounds good ! do you share that food with someone ? are you married ?
was married , she is a singer . we do not see much of each other these days


i like to go hunting. i have 2 dogs. i work as a police officer. i like to play video games.

hi there ! do you read ? i am an aspiring author .
i do read some times but more often play video games .
i played cod for years ! now i write stories instead of pick up the sticks .
good idea , i am a police officer so i shy away from shooter games .
tough career . you must love helping people . i can write about you .
it can be . not much to write about though .
i could brew some tea and you could dictate stories to me .
i lead a normal life , 2 dogs and a wife .
nothing wrong with that . i sell used books when not writing .
when i am not working i go hunting .
what do you hunt ? i could write a story about that !
just the normal stuff , deer and pheasant .
deer jerky would go good with a dark tea .
are you a big tea drinker ?
i love tea . books and tea . pretty boring . you cook what you hunt ?
yes , my wife makes a good venison burger .


i am a barista. my family is from algeria. i play jazz piano in a band. i can speak arabic , english , and french.

hey whats your favorite rap star
i am not into rap but i do play piano in a jazz band .
do you live in the city i live on a big farm
i do live in the city . i play at a lot of clubs .
only clubs we have here are for country music
we play country music at the coffee shop where i work . do you work ?
yep i drive a semi , its big
that is cool . do you have any hobbies . i like languages .
no languages , i am a redneck with a big old beard
well i know arabic , english , and french . i may study redneck next
i wish i could have studied after i graduated
do you like driving trucks ?
yep it gives me a chance to listen to all the new artists
you should look up my jazz band . we are the lyrical aristas .


i am planning a trip to europe. i go to dance lessons with my boyfriend. i am a woman who wears a size 12. i love to shop on weekends. i have never been on a cruise ship.

hola ! hows it going ? where are you from ?
hello , how are you ? i am from ohio .
cool ! i am from mexico . what do you do for a living ?
i work from home , currently planning a trip to europe with my boyfriend .
how fancy . i used to be a chef , but i teach now .
nice ! i am anxiously awaiting our cruise next fall . i have never been on one .
i do not know if i could go on one , and leave my cats .
i am a dog person , my oldest watches him when we go away .
i have two cats . i like taking them on walks .
i like to dance . i am a size 12 , hoping to get to a size 8 .
haha , i bake too much to be a small size .
that will do it . i love to bake .
i would love to have a baking buddy
me too . too bad you were not close .