i am a recruiter. my car is black. i do not own any pets. i lease my car.

hello , my name is paul . how are you doing today ?
i am doing great today . just got off of work . you ?
still at work , just taking a break from making the rounds .
what do you do for work ? i do recruiting for a big company
i am a mall cop , i drive a segway around . what are your hobbies ?
i like to drive my car around . unfortunately i just leased it out
what kind of car was it ?
it is a black honda civic
i am looking to purchase a corvette when i retire
you should . they are excellent cars
i bet it would beat your honda civic in a race !
haha i would like to see you try !
i am sad now that i realized i am divorced
i am so sorry . marriage sucks though


i love cabins in the woods on the lake. i like to paddle board. i like to visit places around the world. i have been to every state except alaska.

hello how are you doing ?
i am good . getting ready to use my new paddle board . you ?
i am great , i am a developer and very wealthy
then like me , you must love to travel the world .
i would but my pit bulls require a lot of attention
i travel the us too i have been in every state but alaska .
really why not alaska ? i helped start facebook by the way
i just have not gotten there yet . i love cabins on the lake .
cool where do you work ?
i work for web . com . how about yourself ?
still at facebook making computers work
that is very cool were you in the facebook movie ?
yes i was the popular actress
i must admit i am quite jealous of that !
you should be but i have never been to new york
i live about an hour and a half from new york city .


i own 30 pairs of shoes. my car has to be as fast as my motorcycle. i love to skate and ski. i love the smell of leather.

hello how are you tonight
i a doing good , just admiring my 30 pairs of shoes
wow i have a lot of shirts in my closet
how many ? i love collecting shoes , the leather smells so good
i have several because i build drones and need a lot
you like to skate or ski ever ?
yes i enjoy both on occasion
we should go sometime . i really enjoy both .
that sounds like a great idea thanks
we can take my car , even though i am sure its just as fast as my motorcycle
that would be cool i like techno can we listen to that
sounds like a lot of fun , what else do you like ?
i like biking a lot it is fun
maybe we should take the motorcycle then


i work at the gas station as a part time job. i once saw peyton manning at the grocery store. i am a traveling encyclopedia salesman. my life s goal is to be the world s foremost encyclopedia salesman.

hello do you like alpacas ? i have 10
all i know about alpacas i learned from an encyclopedia
there is a lot to learn . do you work ?
when i am not working at the gas station , i sell encyclopedias . you ?
i care for my alpacas at my home and work on the city council
that sounds exciting . do you have any goals ?
i am achieving my goal of only eating local farm to table food . you ?
all i want is to become the most successful travelling encyclopedia salesman .
good luck . with the internet and smartphones there must not be much of a market for them
thank you . have you ever seen a celebrity up close ?
no i stay away from hollywood and new york . prefer open spacious areas
one time i saw peyton manning at my local grocery store .
oh wow . where do you live ?
it varies , as i travel a lot to sell encyclopedias . you ?


i am not a big fan of waiting in line. i own five pairs of the same pants. my sister is becoming my mother and often asks me when i m getting married. i still have a photo from my senior prom in my wallet.

hi , how are you doing today ? i am home today with the kids .
i am doing great . avoiding my sister . how many kids do you have ?
i have thee rug rats . wassup with your sister ?
she thinks she is my mom . she keeps asking when i am going to get married .
lol . how old are you ? how old is your sister ? cancer will take my wife soon . . .
27 . she is 35 . i am sorry to hear that .
no worries . we have come to terms with it . with work and kids , though its tought .
i cant even imagine . i really do not like change , so that would be rough .
we are getting by . i sing sometimes to cope . mostly in the shower , lol .
is it good singing or bad ? would people wait in line to hear you ?
well , my kids cry when i sing . is that good or bad ? lol . . .
lol . possibly bad . its ok , i hate to wait in line anyway . what are your hobbies ?
hobbies ? working , my kids , looking after wife , and karate when i have time .
karate sounds like fun . what level are you ?
black belt . do you participate in sports ?
not really . baseball was too much like waiting in line for me .


i recently had a private lunch with will ferrell. i am a huge fan of classical jazz. i am trying to become a male model in hollywood. i am on a low carb diet.

hey how is it going , i like to cut loose
it is going ok , what is your favorite way to cut loose ?
dance drink and smoke marijuana , i am in colorado
i recently traveled through colorado on my way to la , it is really beautiful there .
yes it is , i have to relax because i work 60 hrs a week
that sounds rough , what do you do ?
drink and smoke the green haha
what else do you like to do ?
other than working drinking and smoking , also despising my boss
why do you despise your boss so much ?
he is very very rude and mean , i am looking for another job
what kind of job do you want ?
i love what i do just want a different boss
i can relate to that , i have had some really bad bosses recently as well .


i get along better with animals than people. i have several different breeds of pets. i enjoy watching animal videos on the internet. i m always looking for wildlife when i m outside.

you should have a drink with me sometime . a double scotch
i do not drink but when they start serving other things i will .
well i have plenty of drinks to offer in my lonely abode .
do you have any pets ? i love animals .
no pets , closest thing i have is shopping on amazon 24 7
people are hard to get a long with . i am alone too .
my friend is scotch , he helps me write amazing children books
i like to draw and feed my animals
that sounds nice . what animals do you have ?
i have a ranch with 8 dogs 20 chickens 5 horses 12 pigs 6 cows
whoa , here there internet cowboy
i love animals . they are the best .
are not they , almost as good as kids
they are very hard to let go of when they pass
too hard , seriously . i miss my doggies
do you like watching movies ?


we live in an apartment. my boyfriend is unemployed. i have a 7 year old daughter. i take her to the park.

hi there how are you ? i like , love meeting new people !
hello how are you doing today , my name is alex
i am doing great , just been hanging at the beach all day . how was your day ?
mine , was great , i spent time with my boy who currently is not working
oh , sorry to hear that . do not worry i am sure things will turn around soon .
i sure hope so . we live together in our apartment
lucky to get to enjoy this time with him though .
yes , i am guess your right ,
yeah , cup half full i always say .
that is funny , yes , you right we always have going to the park
optimism can really help , much like the outdoors .
yes , life is wonderful and we need to be grateful .


i like eating pretzels. i work for the railroad. my favorite band is vv nation. i really like watching star trek.

hello , my name is katie and i wish to work with smithsonian .
i am john . i like history .
i love watching tv shows . my most favorite is csi
i like that show too .
i like swimming . i have swam along with manta rays
what are those ? manta rays ?
she is a famous swimmer
that is great . where is she from ?
do you like winter ? i hate them , because its too cold
i do not prefer it much .
what are you doing ? employed ?
i work with trains ? bu ?
i work here only . looking for job .
what jobs are you applying for ?
do you make much with this work ?
with trains ? i make a decent salary .


i am ten years old. i love to read harry potter books. and , my best friend is abigail. i take martial arts after school. tomorrow is my first day of safety patrol.

hey there good afternoon how are you ?
i am fine . my name is madison , i am in the fifth grade
aw you so young that is cool , ever thought you been here before ?
nope but it is in a lot of my harry potter books
i have a mild case of ocd since college
what is ocd ? it means you have to stay clean right ?
yes that is it , i hate socializing i get nervous so bad
i do not i love people especially my friend abigail
that is good so young i am an accountant i have to stop that
you make a lot of money ?
yes i am a freelance so i do
cool . my dad makes a lot of money , he has a porsche
that is nice my dad does also
we have some rad dads lol . what do you do for fun ?
sit an do chats an work on things online
ok i like martial arts , and i start safety patrol soon


i like to go shopping with my daughters. my favorite holiday is halloween. i like to remodel homes. i like to shoot a bow. i like to go hunting.

i am having a rough day . bad reaction to peanuts . you ?
shoot sorry to hear that . i am remodeling my house right now .
make sure to put a line out to dry your clothes . its the only way to go
yah good advice . i am also decorating for halloween now . is it too early ?
not at all . i just did an article about halloween tanks on my blog
oh cool . do you by any chance know any article about bow and hunting ?
no sorry . i can recommend some good ones for aspiring ferret owners though
i think i saw a ferret while shopping with my daughter last week in the mall .
was it loose or something ?
it was running around the mall , i thought it was a huge rat .
that sounds like the most magical moment of your life
ahahah good lord that will be so sad . well nice talking to you . time is up
i love baseball . ok bye
ops time was not up . glad to know you love baseball .


i cannot stand pizza. my girlfriend just broke up with me. i work at a school as an art teacher. i do not own a television. i like to read.

hiya ! how are you ?
hi how are you . what are your hobbies . . i like reading
awesome ! i am more of an outdoorsy person . . . love hiking !
that is cool ! i do not own a television so i try and find other things to do
haha tv is my guilty pleasure , i like to curl up with some tea tv
that sounds nice . what kinds of food do you like
i like curries , omelettes for breakfast . . .
that is cool for some reason i cant stand pizza
so weird ! i guess that is healthier though !
haha i guess . do you have a job ?
yep ! ironically at a coffee shop though i only drink tea !
haha that is funny i am an art teacher
oh wow ! who your favorite artist ?
i have a lot but i really like modern art what about you


i graduated college in 2016. i enjoys kayaking in my free time. i teach kindergarten. my class has 26 kids. i teach at a large school.

hey , i am kate . who is there ?
lindsay here , proud kindergarten teacher
i work at a library myself . i like to read !
the school i teach at is rather large
that is cool . where is it at ?
its in memphis , tn . my classroom has 26 students , its a lot of 5 6 year olds . .
wow cool . is tn hot ? i am not a fan of hot weather .
it is humid . whenever i get free time , i like to get out and enjoy kayaking .
kayaking sounds fun . especially if you travel . i wish i did .
i wish you the best in life , whatever struggles you have will get better .
well , thanks . do you have family ?
yes , do you want to say anything about your family ?
i like spending time with them . do you ?
yes . in 2016 , when i graduated college , my entire family came to my graduation .
that is pretty cool . what degree do you have ?
degree in child developement education


i have long red hair. i work at home on my computer. i own 10 cats. i do not eat asparagus.

hello . tell me about you . leather is my fave and i wear a lot .
hi there . my hair is the color of wine .
lovely ! i always wear my boots and i like metal music .
nice ! i listen to rock music all day since i work from home .
nice ! something in we have in common . i like to sleep very late also .
i am an early riser . my 10 cats do not give me a choice !
oh my ! i love cats but 10 is a lot !
yeah , i do not know how it happened , but i love it ! any pets ?
i have 3 cats and one dog !
sweet . do they get along ? man , i am hungry !
no , they all hate each other . what do you like to eat ?
anything that is not asparagus or blue cheese , yuck . yourself ?
i love asparagus ! blue cheese . . . not so much .
blue cheese is bitter , though . even with wine i cannot enjoy it .
i have not ever tried it thankfully .
consider yourself lucky . steer clear of it . try gouda instead .


until then i will make 215 an hour. i am a college student who is a full time working mom. i make and me by waiting tables. i cannot wait to start my new life.

hi i am alyssa and i am lesbian
just getting ready for my wait shift . hurray 2 . 50 an hour plus tips .
oh wow that is great . do you got a pet ? my love is for cats .
all i have is a kid . he is more more work that a cat .
oh been there i play video games alot .
i wish that i had time to go that . just work , school , kid here
i am slightly overweight but doctor said i am healthy .
wow , that is random . does that bother you ?
i can touch my toes standing . can you ?
sure . waiting tables keeps you moving . gotta get those tips .
wow that must be some fast food ?
it is a sit down restaurant . italian
no big mac extra sauce ? is it cat friendly ?
what ? no . no cats .
do you play video games ?
no . i just work , go to college , and raise my kid .


my youngest sister is in first grade. i have four siblings. i am the oldest sibling. i am 5 3 and am the shortest person in my family. my father is a school teacher , he teaches middle school.

hi ! how are you today ?
great ! just happy to be away from my siblings right now
i get that . i have 8 brothers
i have 3 brothers and 1 sister . i am the oldest
i am the baby of the family . plus i am the shortest
i am the shortest too . haha how tall are you ?
i am 5 feet tall , how about you ?
i am 5 foot 3 so i win ;
darn , how old are your parents ?
they are in their 40s . my dad teaches a middle school glass
i win that . my parents are both in their 80s
oh wow ! you must be pretty old yourself ?
i am 40 years old
oh okay , not too bad . how old is your youngest brother ?
i am the youngest , my oldest is 60
oh wow . my sister is only in the first grade


i have red hair. i work at a retail store. i live close to the coast. i am vegan.

heading to the creek , whatcha up too ?
i am working at a retail store
do want to quit and go to the creek with me ? got beers !
i do not drink and i am a vegan
oh , well then you wo not want to fish with me either .
i live near the coast . i love to surf
yep water is nice . so , vegan eh ? that must be real fun .
not really . i do not like it
then , maybe you want to try fishing !
my hair is red , probably because of carrot consumption . maybe
haha , that is the surfer jokes in you eh ?
how did you know dude ?
you actually sound like kook . get real .
okay , i guess i should not have gotten two dinner reservations for tomorrow


my favorite music is rock and roll. i love to travel. i go to school for business. i enjoy skiing.

hi i am from argentina . where are you from ?
from the usa , i love traveling though
you will love argentina , especially the food and the women
what kind of food do they have ? i love spicy food
lots of spices and herbs that are not available in the us .
that sounds nice . i ve been to mexico and canada
i like to eat a lot of beef like americans but not all of the other stuff .
what s your favorite beef dish ?
beef empanada . i cant get enough . they addictive like my girlfriends .
nice , what do you do for a living ?
i train horses . i like to ride them a lot in my free time too .
that sounds like a lot of fun . i m studying business in college
one day you will be rich enough to come to argentina and have empanadas
haha yeah , that would be amazing . do you put salsa on empanadas ?


i can t go a single day without eating ice cream. i once ran the mile in under 4 minutes. my favorite activity is fishing. my dad was a cop until he was killed. my favorite thing to do is float the river.

hi i am tom i am asian i like pizza and italian dishes how are you ?
great tom , call me brandon
hi brandon how is your day going ?
i am doing pretty good , just got finish fishing
oh did you catch any ?
i caught a few bass
oh cool i have been fishing a few times
yes its very relaxing .
are you watching sunday night football tonight ?
nah eating ice cream , which i eat everyday
oh that tastes pretty good
i can not go a day with eating ice cream
i have been buying that lately myself
what , you been buying icecream
yea i have been snickers ice cream bars are great
oh yes that sounds very tasty


i have two pet dogs. i hope to travel the world one day. my favorite music genre is rock. my hobbies include photography and hiking.

hi . i just got back from the olympic trials . i am in ! ! ! weighlifting is my dream .
that is awesome . i am happy for you
thanks . what are your hobbies ?
i enjoy taking photos and hiking their my favorite
sounds like fun ! have you ever been to russia . i am from there .
i have not but my dream is to travel all over the world
do you know last time i bench pressed 345 pounds ?
well that is interesting . i prefer to listen to rock music
sometimes i listen to rock when i train . then i squatted 400 pounds .
oh okay . do you have any pets
nope . no pets . do you have pets ?
i have two dogs . they are a mans best friend
yeah . i cant have any . too many hours training , they would be lonely .
take them with you . they would enjoy it
i worry they will get under my feet and i would drop something on them .
aww . that is nice you would think of that


i m 53 years old. i am obese. i have blonde hair. i live in alabama. i have twelve kids.

hi , want to get to know each other ?
hi , i am very old u ?
doing great , school tomorrow though . that blows
i am not very pretty at all
i am sure that is not true
i am very fat and old
well you could try a more active life style . i like going for walks
i have way too many kids
they could walk too ! my friends and i walk all the time
but my hair is so blond
blond is cool . pretty too
aw , thank you so much
you are welcome . i fell in love last summer . i know how important compliments are
oh that is nice fr you
it takes a little of the pain out of school
i am far too old for that


i work for a large law firm. i enjoy golfing. i am married with three kids. i love my work and just got promoted. i listen to classical music.

good afternoon , what do you like in your spare time ? i am a librarian , so i read lots .
yes , greetings ! i listen to mozart , bach , and vivaldi , and i golf to their sonatas . .
yes , yes ! the relaxed life for us . . . although i do love some horror in my books .
i have 3 little horrors myself charlie , champ , and chopin . my horrors and joy hoho .
haha , lovely ! are they kids ? or dogs ?
children they do not play enough golf however , only their donkey kongs .
we would get along . . . i eat like a kid , hotdogs , pepsi , and junk . got a favorite food ?
since my promotion , i have only been eating the finest puddings . i am very rich you see .
congratulations on the promotion ! more time for golf , or less ?
drearily less , my fellow literate and educated compeer .
i am grateful for my books ; any amount of time is enough to enjoy a page .
oh how grand ! and what kind of books do you indulge in ?
i delight in the vampire and horror genre even being a mild mannered librarian !
oh my does it not remind you of your own mortality ?


my friends like watching it to. i like football. it s great fun. we watch the games together. we drink beer and eat food.

hi there , how you doing today ?
not bad are you excited for any football games this weekend ?
i am not really a football person , guessing you are ?
yea usually watch it with friends gives us an excuse to drink lol
haha me and my friends usually just hit a club to drink
yea that is not bad either what you got planned today ?
i am off to the gym soon , bit of a exercise nut me , you work out ?
i use to not much lately tho
fair enough , i got into it a few months ago and now i am obsessed
its always good to find something you enjoy
oh definitely , apart from football what do you enjoy ?
i am pretty much a homebody i love italian food tho
me too , have you ever been to italy ?
i have not i learned about it on jersey shore tho they spent a season there
haha fair enough that is one way to learn about a place
very true what kind of movies do you like ?


i just took a trip to london. i love to watch game shows. i am easily agitated. i hate green beans.

i enjoy being being alone but sometime i get lonely
hi i love to view game shows
i married my highschool sweet heart but it only lasted for 10 years
i took a trip to london with my wif
my mother past away twenty years ago
i am sorry to hear that
that is ok it was very hard to take
i have been easily agitated before at least
why was you agitated before ?
i cant stand green beans and i ate them also night
were they can , garden frozen beans ?
i had some really frozen beans


i am a digital artist. my favorite hobby is reading. my favorite author is stephen king. i was born in france and moved to canada. my husband is an author and we have twins together.

hi how are you tonight
hello , i am fine . just got off work .
i have a nice yard
that is exquisite . what have you done to your yard ?
well i work with art so i do a lot
me as well . i work with art conceptually and digitally , to an extent .
i have a couple kids and a husband so i am busy
ah , yes . i love my husband . he is my favorite author , you know
really who is he anyone i would know
possibly . his name is stephen king , you know
wow yeah i love his work so your whole family writes
yes ! even my twins love to pen short stories . where do you live ?
i am in ohio right now but i go all over the world
how extravagant ! what allows you to travel ?
i just do it because i get board
yes , do not we all . do you enjoy anything else ?


i go to craft shows on the weekends. i live with my boyfriend in an apartment. during the week , i work as a barista. i design jewelry when i have spare time. my favorite book is the bible.

hello , how is it going ?
hello there , good thanks ! yourself ?
just took a long refreshing walk
nice ! i just got off work at the coffee shop as a barista .
cool i love iced coffee
me too ! i also enjoy designing jewelry during any spare time i have .
i am carefree and happy all the time
every once in a while i love to go to craft shows that occur on the weekend .
ok . i like listening to music on the lake
i prefer reading . i especially love the bible .
you can never go wrong with the bible
i usually stay at home with my boyfriend in our apartment .
cool do you knit by any chance ?
no i do not . i would love to learn .
it is very simple and easy
i bet once you get the hang of it .


i am in medical school. i really wanted to be an actor. i do community theater when i am not in school. i am in love with a girl who is unaware of it. both of my parents are doctors.

hello do u have a job i am a professional horse racing handicapper
no not right now , in medical school
that is cool i have made 90 , 000 dollars so far this year on horse bets alone
you are lucky . wish i could be an actor , but studying to be a doctor instead
do u have a boyfriend or girlfriend
i wish . the girl i love is unaware of it .
i have not been on a date since high school no time for a relationship
i met this girl at the community theater i go to when i am not in school
i hope to own a horse racing stable with 10 horses then i will settle down
i hope i settle down . my parents are both doctors and want me to marry one too
good profession to be in if u like to help people
i guess , i just wish i was an actor
have u ever acted before
yes , i do community theater , you ?
no never acted i like the theater though
you should come see me play . what else do you like ?


this past summer i hiked the appalachian trail. under a pen name , i write romance books. i used to follow the grateful dead when they toured. i have a terrible singing voice. i am a short order cook at a local diner.

hi there . whats going on ?
how are you doing today
i am great i am here with me and my cats .
that is cool to know
yes what are your hobbies , i am into crocheting .
i like to chill with my family and bake
oh that is great i make a bomb chocolate chip cookie from scratch !
that is cool i like doing custom cakes and decorating
that is good . my husband and i need a cake for our anniversary
i love doing cakes its is relaxing to me
that is good kinda like what crocheting does for me .
i could never really get into that
i understand whats your favorite dessert to make ?
i like to make cheese cake
okay i like the ny cheese cake
yeah i do not really eat it its to sweet for me


my father is a doctor. i drive a restored mustang. i play football. i am a college student. i like action movies.

hi ! how are you doing today ?
i am well , so happy ro be in my mustang i restored finally .
wow is that a hobby of yours ? i mostly sit on the couch all day
do you ? nah i do not i am active i play ball .
my job is actually making cars , but when i get home i just sit
i am in college i play for my college .
what position do you play ? i watch baseball on tv
nice , my pop is a doctor .
i guess he makes more than th 30 , 000 a month i make
yes sir he does i love me a good action movie
yes while eating macaroni and cheese
cool , what kind do you like to enjoy ?


i live in a condo. i only listen to opera. i get up at 4am everyday. my favorite food is steak. i have never been to canada.

hello , my head is killing me , but i would love to chat . .
oh no , stay up too late ? i get up at 4 everyday , so i could relate .
no , lol , i was at a concert last night and partied a little too hard .
what kind of concert ? opera is really the only type of music i listen to .
i was a rock concert . i love to party , sex drugs and rock and roll .
i enjoy a good steak that is about as rock star as i get .
oh if i could afford a good steak . spend all my money on fun
i live in small condo .
cool , i like small spaces . i do not do well in open places
where do you live ?
georgia , where the irma is headed . you ?
i live in new york , i would like to head north to canada but i have never made it .
oh so would i , but my job with the dentist keeps me grounded
party at night , hygiene by day ?


i ran for political office in 2004. i collect bugs in jars. i thought of joining the military when i was younger. i was a mechanic for 6 years.

helo , how ar you ? i am mandi
i am good thanks for asking
what do u do four fun ? i am a compete dancer . i won alut
i work at a car dealership
cool ! i volontur at animal rescue ! but sure with they stop with the country . . . barf
do you have any pets ?
no , the risques are my baybeees . do you ? what do you look ly
yes i have two myself
i look ly valor swift her voice . . cringe butt my hair is way longer .
what do you do for a living ?
dance ! ! i win alot of mone and trifies . . what do u do four fun ?
what city are you from ?
miami i love it , they no play country music what about you ?
i like the outdoors and camping
never done it ! my blonde hair would get knot and dirt
what are some of your hobbies ?


grandma makes jewelry. i sing in the school chorus. i live with my paps and grandma. paps likes to go mushroom hunting. i have a brown belt in karate.

i love me some apples
apples are good my granddad hunts for mushrooms
really ? humm i enjoy swimming
i like going to karate i just got my brown belt
cool , i like to run marathons an swim
i like to sing so i am in chorus at school
cool i enjoy night swims
that does seem like its fun and very relaxing
i love winter way more then fall
the snow is nice but i like summer most of all .
i like morning time , nothing like fresh air
what do you do for a living
i am a professional runner
i go to school and help my grandparents i live with them


i love scary movies. i am a member of the ymca. i am allergic to cats. i keep my hair cut very short. i am learning to play the piano.

hello how are you doing ?
not bad thinking of a horror movie to watch later
i am looking online for parts for this classic car i am repairing .
cool hopefully you find them i have a haircut later today
i was on jeopardy show 7 years ago .
awesome how did you do ?
good but 5 years later i moved in a storage locker for 2 months .
oh that is gotta be rough i had a cat but turned out to be allergic
sorry to hear that i use to be an alcoholic .
me to then i joined the ymca and turned my life around
i am so grateful that i am sober .
same here i drank for many years
we have that in common .
very true are you watching the nfl tomorrow ?
no i am going to 3 meetings .
oh that is pretty busy for a sunday


i enjoy taking walks. i have three children. i drive a honda civic. my best friend lives down the street. i am named after my grandmother.

how are you ? have you read my article in the new yorker ?
no , i live a simple country life .
i cannot live in the country because of my fear of open spaces
i like it because i can walk with my kids and be safe .
yes that is the advantage . i prefer cities with urban conveniences like gourmet cooking supplies
that has its fun too , i bet
i can go to concerts . my perfect pitch drives me nuts though . i can hear off keys
sounds like you are a very busy person , any kids ?
no . i often reminisce about my own childhood adventures as a national spelling be champ though .
i just live a simple life , i drive a honda .
i do not do anything that involves open spaces . even driving . i am very afraid
i am sorry , sounds like you have alot of issues .
well that is the only one . maybe it helped me focus on my writing and cooking skills .
sound like you got a plan , goodluck
thanks . what about you ? what is your profession ?
just a stay at home mom .


i like cosplay. i love watching tv and movies. my favorite show ever is game of thrones. i work from home.

hello . how are you this morning ?
cosplay is what i do , just cosplay
well that is nice . i am a small business owner .
woolseys , watching televison shows and going to the movies aswell
nice . i graduated college and did not have any jobs offers is why i started my business .
lol , great . game of throne is the best show that there eva was ! ! !
never seen an episode . hear its pretty go though .
nah , i have a office at my home that i work from
so what type of job do you do ?
cosplay , its what i do , professionally like
oh thought you worked from home . i am sorry misunderstood .
that is okay , its all about cosplay
well that is nice . i have never displayed . sounds fun .
fun yes , i love moves and television though


i enjoy home cooked meals. i like long walks on the beach. my favorite music genre is pop. my favorite color is blue. my favorite tv show is game of thrones.

hi , how are you today ?
i am great ! i took a long walk on the beach today !
awesome ! i am not much of a people person
maybe you should take upon cooking ! i love cooking at home by myself .
i am a sucker for sweets so i bake pies and cakes .
i love cooking and baking anything blue ! its my favorite color !
that is my moms favorite color , i live to satisfy her .
i do not speak with my mother anymore . she does not watch game of thrones with me .
ll , cool show . i like the walking dead
have not really been interested in zombies ahahah .
its a great show . what do you do for a living ?
i am currently unemployed but i am trying to find work .
i am between jobs , i do construction , painting and etc .
pop music keeps me going through the job hunt though !


i live in chicago. i like to use a lot of exclamation marks when i type. both my moms tell me they love me when i call them. playing quake on slackware linux makes me happy. i have three dogs and two cats.

hi how was your day today ?
good ! playing lots of quake a game i love today !
i have never heard of that game before . i am glad your having a good day
both my moms bought it for me , its a linux game .
that is very cool you must be good with computers
i am pretty good . chicago has a good public school program for technology .
that is great do you have any pets
lots ! i have shelby , kelly , and right way who are dogs ! and link is a cat !
i have 4 pets too all german shepard
my dogs are all pugs !
they are very cute dogs ! do you like cars
yes , my moms drive classic mustangs ! what about you ?


i work in a veterinary office. my favorite food is strawberries. i love to go to the beach. i have 2 cats.

how are you doing today
i just came in from surfing , so i am doing very well .
kayaking is more of my thing
that is fun too , i do that when it is too rough to surf .
when did you start surfing
as soon as i could walk . the vets office i work at is right on the beach .
did you work at the vets
i still do . it is fun , i love animals .
how many do you have
five dogs and four cats . i also have a horse . do you have any ?
i do not have time for it
they do require a lot of time .
i wish that i had more time for them
maybe one day you will have time for pets .
after my plane flying days
you are a pilot ? how cool !


i am a volunteer firefighter. i have a college degree in marketing. i am colorblind. i am still living at home at age 30. i am currently trying to open my own grocery store.

hello ! crazy mom here ! ! how are you ?
i am great ! just at home . i am 30 and still live with my parents !
i would notes anxious if i had done the same ! !
i have a lot going on . plus my colorblindness is impairing
oh ! i am pregnant and can barely leave the house for checkups i am so anxious .
oh no ! how far along are you ?
7 months with my boy . my girl is already 2 . terrible twos ! ! ! crazy !
aw ! that is so great ! are you on bed rest or just busy with your girl ?
no just too frightened to go out . my anxiety paralyzes me . art soothes .
oh no ! i know that feeling , i struggle with anxiety too .
my honey he is an engineer thinks i am making it up . . .
oh that is terrible ! i understand that too . its very real . i am opening a grocery store .
ooooh that sounds risky scary . maybe open an art gallery ? ?
i cannot see colors but my degree is in marketing , i know i can do it !
but how will you tell the difference between lettuce and purple cole slaw ? ? ?
oh no ! i did not think about that ! this is my dream !


i am very shy. i am content with my life. i sing in the shower. i own a dog who is my best friend.

hi there do you like chickens ?
i love chickens , but my dog chases them so i do not have any
i am from kansas , where are you from ?
washington . . . do you have a lot of chickens ? do they have names ?
i do not name them , i just drive them around in my truck .
that must get a lot of funny looks ! my dog loves car rides !
i drive them to and from the farm .
oh ! do you live alone on your farm ?
yes , just me and the chickens , i need a girlfriend . . .
it is just me and my dog . . . at least he does not
ha that is too funny
he is my best friend . . . even howls along when i sing in the bath !
my chickens just peck at me , they are not nice pets .
maybe you taste like corn ! !
your face taste like corn . . . haha
poor confused chickens ! do you like farming ?
i love growing more than anything , it is peaceful .
that does sound nice ! i hope you have a lovely weekend !
i am anti social so this chatting thing has been fun .
i am rather introverted . . . chatting like this is the only social stuff i do .
do you really have a dog ?
i do . . . two actually ! and one chicken ! lol
no way do you really have a chicken . . .
for real ! silly tilly is her name
is she like a rubber ducky or loud and annoying ?
tilly is only loud when she is laying an egg or mad at the dogs
i have a dog , he is super needy
but i bet you love him lots !
he grows on you after a while .
i hope you have a great evening !


i was diagnosed with mild ocd in college. once a year , i take a week off and head to florida. i freeze up in social situations. sometimes i feel like i ve already been through life once before. i work as a freelance accountant.

i am nolan how are you
hello nolan . i am swell , what about you ?
my wife is picking up . our 3 girls from school
cool , three girls must be a lot of work
a little different then how i grew up on the farm in kansas
i am from denver so i head to florida every year for a break
my wife and i love to scuba
i like being alone seeing as i have ocd
the girls and i go horse back on weekends it helps train the dogs
you have a pretty full life
yeah but it was not always like this
i guess i am more the loner type
i only have 1 brother and a large farm growing up so i understand seclusion
it is crazy cause i actually have a big family but i like my alone time better


i have a cat. i hope to move out soon. i work at home , editing. i have depression and anxiety so i do not really go out a lot. i live at home with my dad and brother.

hi how are you doing ?
i am good thanks for asking
any cool plans for the upcoming weekend ?
nope just going to stay home
that sounds relaxing . i am going to catch up on superhero shows
what do you do for a living ?
i work for a tech company
what city are you from ?
cupertino , ca . probably why i am so loyal to the iphone haha
i have a brother in san jose
that is awesome ! the startup i work for is actually located in san jose
do you have any hobbies ?


i just dyed my hair hot pink with purple highlights. my favorite hobby is chess. i enjoy movies about aliens invading the earth. not a day goes by that i don t drink four mountain dews.

hello , i am a strawberry blonde , how about you ?
hi . hot pink with purple highlights . just dyed it yesterday .
nice ! ! i need to gain some weight since i am too thin .
drink some mt . dew . that is what i do , like four every day .
omg , that would have me bouncing off the walls .
well , it keeps me awake while i am playing chess .
cool , i love baseball , tigers are my favorite team
i spend a lot of time watching alien movies .
watching movies is ok , me , myself , i like going hunting with my brother .
that sounds like fun , i guess .
killing animals is not for everyone .
that is for sure . i keep thinking of bambi .
yes , once you get past bambi it is all good .
i think i will stick with alien invasion movies , lol


i work for a magazine. i love the game halo. i love to workout. i like to read. yellow is my favorite color.

i am listening to rock music and jamming . what are you up to tonight ?
just got home from working out at the gym
see i really enjoy food , so the gym is a must
now i am getting ready to play some halo and drink a coffee
i like the fast life i have a fast car and drive in the fast lane
i am a hard core reader helps me with my job
i work for a huge company . what do you do ?
i work for a sports magazine as a editor
o that is whats up . do you get to go to alot of games ?
i have been to the super bowl 3 times and the world series 2 times
i love baseball , there is nothing like a hot dog and a stale beer
that is true i have to bring my lucky yellow hat though to every game
i have to listen to my favorite rock song before any important meeting
yellow is my favorite color whats your color of choice
i like red . my corvette is red
i like corvettes but i am a truck person


my passion is in programming. i go to bed pretty late. i am in school to be a computer engineer. one day i hope to own my own company. my best friend is gay.

hi , how are you today ?
fine , thanks ! just getting up , though . went to bed late .
good morning , then ! hot enough for you ? ca not wait for winter .
yeah , i like winter , though i do not go outside much anyway .
same here , its a little hard with my wheelchair .
oh , i imagine so ! i do not have a wheelchair , but i am in school . computer engineering .
interesting ! with cooler weather coming you gotta watch out for colds . do not wanna miss class !
yeah , that is true . i have a real passion for computer programming .
i always stock up on vitamin c , just in case . programming sounds like fun !
its fun . i hope to use it to open my own company with my best friend .
friends are the best ! my vestie actually bought me a car last year . totally surprised me !
that is awesome ! my best friend is actually gay , but i am not .
love is love ! good luck with your business venture !
i agree ! and thanks very much . i hope it works out .
just keep to it one thing my disability has taught me is to never stop trying !
that is extremely inspirational , thanks .


i am chubby. i love to larp. i work as an interior designer. i am tall and blonde.

hi there . how are you ?
hello , i am fine and you ?
not too bad . it is cold and rainy here .
its sunny and cold here , where do you work ?
i work as a tarot card reader , but hunting is my hobby
nice , i love to rollerskate but i am in interior design for work
i grew up in the south so i like to do outdoor stuff
are you a male or female , i am a woman tall and blonde
i am a female . and i love the color blue .
me too , i have to lose some weight a little on the chubby side , lol
me too . because i alway eat too much mexican food . i cannot stand seafood though .
i like some seafood , but bread is my weakness
i hear ya . i learned piano from my mom . you play anything ?
i tried to learn guitar , i larp to unwind .
i decided to start jogging in place more
that is good cardio , i do squats and sit ups .


and , i love psychoanalyzing my friends. i love rage metal music. i am a special ed teacher.

hi
hi , how are you ?
good and you ?
i am doing great today . please tell me about yourself .
i love reading . i have twin daughters and i am from france
what kinds of music do you listen to usually ?
mostly jazz . u ?
i am really into rage metal music !
i am a digital artist . . . but no heavy metal for me
haha , yes , i know it is a bit of an aquired taste i guess .
where are you from ?
i live in the united states , in new york city .


i could eat meatloaf every night and never get tired of it. i can t get enough of lindsey stirling s music. i smoke two packs of cigarettes most days. i enjoy putting alcohol in my coffee. if i were to be reincarnated , i d want to come back as a hippopotamus.

hello there . how are you doing today ?
i am doing good consider i just finished smoking 2 packs of cigarettes
oh my . that does not sound healthy . i have just been studying for my test tomorrow .
if you think that is not healthy , you should see me put alcohol in my coffee
my grandfather used to put his whiskey in everything he drank .
i am guessing that did not work out too well for him
died at age 96 . chain smoked , ate a pound of bacon and drank all day everyday .
bacon is not as good as meatloaf
i actually cover my meatloaf in bacon . keeps it completely moist .
i am having dinner , which is meatloaf every night and never get tired of it . haha !
i had tacos after i got out of my computer programming class .
are you from south of the border ?
lol . . . no . i am from a rural town in missouri .
my brother lives in warrensburg , missouri . got stationed there by the military .
i was stationed at fort leonard wood for a bit around a decade ago .
military crazy life huh ?


i think if i work hard enough i can fix the world. i prefer vinyl records to any other music recording format. i fix airplanes for a living. i m never still. i drive junk cars that no one else wants.

hi how are you tonight
i am well . just busy that is all and you ?
i see i am in the city right now i live here but like the country
i hear you , i am a tree huger . my car is old
i got locked in a bank vault
that is terrible . i am glad you are out !
yeah well my dad worked there and did it as a joke
no foal no harm then . i fix airplanes . what do you do
i am now working at the same banks
it is good to work . i am always busy . i like vinyl records
that is so cool i love them too
they have a good sound . i believe in the good fight
i was raised upstate so i do too
i think one person can make a difference
i think you are right about that
i was raised in upstate too


i want to move to london when i get older. i have 3 brothers. i work for nike as an accountant. i like to invest in the stock market.

hello how are you doing ?
good . . how s ur weekend going ? ?
going great went to the theater to see a new play . you ?
went out for a picnic . . good whether today here in jerky
i love to go for walks in the park a picnic would be fun !
where are you from now ?
i am from colorado . great place for my dog and i to enjoy the outdoors .
i have a friend in colorado springs . . i love that place
its a wonderful place . what do you like to do ?
hiking , skin most of the nature activities
i like to bake wedding cakes especially . i have never gone skiing .
its fun . . you should try


i do not like animals. my favorite food is pizza. i like to role play. i am a morning person.

hello , my name is mr . allergies . what is your name ?
hi i am sniffles . morning people like me should not be up this late .
thi should be sleep because it takes me awhile to get ready
i do not like to be around animals , they give me allergies and sniffles
yes i am allergic to cats and dogs to .
i am a early morning kind of person so i am able to go to sleep with no problem
i can only go to sleep when i have bathed thoroughly . in the morning i shower .
animals get on my nerves and make me sneeze .
dust and clutter makes me do the same .
only reason i am awake now is my friend brought some pizza , my favorite .
that sounds good right now . what kind ?
supreme with everything and a few spices of my own . i love pizza .
i see that . i might order me one . i do not feel like cooking .
dip it in ranch dressing


my mom is my best friend. rock music is my favorite. i hate broccoli. i design video games for a living. i am afraid of the dark.

how are you doing today
i am good how are you ?
i am great . i am buying my dog a treat .
nice ! what kind of dog do you have ?
i have a terrier named roger
i bet he is so cute ! do you like music ? i love rock !
i love easy going music
any foods you hate ? mine is broccoli
i like about every food
cool ! what do you do for a living ? i make video games .
i am in retail at a small store
that sounds interesting . what do you sell ?
it is target so everything
nice , i like shopping at target !
everyone seems to . my kids do .
are you afraid of anything ? i am , the dark .


i like to read. i love country music. i am a vegan. i love the beach. i have been at my job for seven years.

hi how are you tonight ?
hey . i am good just finished reading a new book .
and what book was that ?
enemy of the state . do you like reading too ?
not really . i work in fatty food
that is no good . how long you been there . i have been a vet for seven years now .
way too long . i walk 3 miles to work
oh goodness that is a long walk . well do you listen to music while walking ?
i think about mortal combat while walking
oh nice ! have not seen that in years . i would listen to country if i was walking .
you should play it . its my favorite
i wish i could play . i blast it at the beach everyday i go though .
that is awesome . i always wear purple
cool color man . so are you one of those meat eaters ?


my car needs some repairs. i am a casual dresser. i am overall happy with life. my favorite band is nirvana. i am a waitress at a local restaurant.

hi , how is your day going ?
i am doing good , and you how are you doing ?
good , just opened my salon waiting for customers .
today , i am taking my car to the mechanic
i hope its nothing major that needs fixed !
its my brake , and need fixing quickly , but before i need to go my job .
good , what do you do for a living ?
waitress , at a hooters in new york
cool ! i live in seattle in a boat house .
that is awsome , i would be happy to live in boat house
it is cool . i married a year ago and this is what we bought .
i been to settle to see a concert nirvana


my dad owns a appliance store that i do not want to inherit. i hate social obligations because i always say the wrong thing. i spend a lot of time watching obscure foreign film on netflix. i prefer eating at home because people make me nervous.

hello , how are you doing today ?
i am nervous , as per usual .
if you eat healthier like me it could help with those nerves .
oh yeah your just so great .
i am not perfect , but i try . i sleep in a lot so that is a downside .
sorry , was that wrong ? my dad is bothering me again . i guess i should sleep ?
maybe , better than dealing with your dad i guess .
what ? i always say the wrong thing . i should just watch netflix . are you fat ?
no , i am healthy . i think my brown hair makes me look it though .
what brown hair ? it ? no , i have to talk to him about the business . . .
does business pick up in the fall and winter ?
yeh , xmas is a big seller . appliances are not very romantic or appreciative . . .


i am married to a man. i love cats. i have five children. i like crocheting.

hi am a 56 year old married man , who had 5 amazing kids .
wow . i am a 54 year old woman with 5 children as well .
on my spare time , i crochet , and i have this thing for cats . i love them .
we seem to have a lot in common . i crochet and have cats as well .
thatbis interesting ! what a small world !
i do not know about you but i have more cats than kids .
ll , i wish , my wife wo not let me have many cats , i only have 1 .
yeah . i hear you my husband thinks i am nuts for having them .
yeah right , but what do they know , my wife jokes around and calls me cat man .
cat man that is funny . actually , cats make really good companions .
they do ! i must agree . my wife has her own opinions about them . . .
some times i enjoy them much better than my husband and kids .


i am college student. i have a girlfriend named luis , and she goes to my college. i drive a ford mustang. i am 25 years old and live with my parents. i play drums in a band.

hello are you a boy or a girl ? i am the latter .
i am a boy with a girlfriend named luis . we are in college together
that is exciting . do you guys like sushi ? i absolutely adore it .
i do like sushi , but my parents hate it and i still live with them !
that is funny . what is your favorite color ? mine is blue .
mine is blue too , the color of my drums in a band and my ford mustang
wow , how awesome ! are you a fan of dogs ?
yes i am , do you have some ?
absolutely , dogs are amazing . i am a big fan of them .
you would think i would have my own at age 25
you are still very young , there is still time to get a dog !
i guess you are right . what else do you enjoy
well , i enjoy taking my dogs for long walks . what do you enjoy ?
mainly just playing in my band and hanging with luis
that sounds really fun . is luis in your band too ?
no , she is too busy with school work . i should be as well really


i have a career in party planning. my sister belongs to a cult and has not spoken to the family in years. my father was a member of the communist party. i enjoy deep sea diving.

fellow there how are you ?
i am doing ok . how has your day been so far
my day has gone well how is yours ?
good aside from my family issues . my sister disappeared years ago . found out she is in a cult
cults suck , when was the last time you heard from her
about 5 years ago . also just found out my dad was part of the communist party .
you sound like someone who enjoys deep sea diving , do you ?
ahahah yes i lovedeep sea diving ! ! ! ! !
apparently i do too . i also do party planning cause that is a thing
yea party planning is the best job there is
i do birthdays bachelor parties , only the best entertainment
that is the only way to go . you male or female ?
i am genderless , cause that is a thing now to
haha oh ok . got it . well i plan barmitsfas and wick arrangements . good variety


i am working in finance. i like meat. i drive a black car. my favorite food is steak.

hello how are you doing today
i am great , any fun plans for this afternoon ?
no i am from fl so i am running from the hurricane
ouch , stay safe ! hows the traffic there ?
the traffic is terrible but i have my favorite books to keep me company
that is good , keeping those spirits up !
yes bella will keep me company . where are you
i am just outside boston , its about 65 and sunny today
that that is cool . you want to know something cray
sure what do you have for me ?
i want to eat a grasshopper
ll that is so funny , have not heard that before !
do you like to surf ? i love to surf but only at low tide
i never have but would love to take some lessons !


i work in car sales. i drive an acara. my wife is a hairdresser. my favorite beer is coors.

hello how are you this evening ?
hello from tx , jim here , great n u ?
doing pretty good considering the hurricane wiped out all my video games and t . v
geez , i can relate my wifes hair salon is underwater too !
thankful my pet iguana made it
love those critters , my acara flooded too , might need to sell myself a new one .
i will not be playing any football too soon now that the field is ruined .
so reckon that means no tailgating . . . no beer
going over to a friends house tonight and watch some good old star wars movies .
i am usually watch football down at the bar , they keep the coors coming .
that sounds like a good idea actually
what else do you do for fun ?


madonna is my all time favorite. i go to at least 10 concerts a year. i work in retail. lady gaga is my current favorite singer.

want to watch magic mike with me ?
sure i will bring the popcorn . gonna bring my madonna album too . love her ! !
she just did a concert here in the big city . i missed it though .
wow awesome ! i go about 10 concert a year .
i will have more time in the summer , we can go to concerts and movies .
sure thing , i work as manager in a retail store what about you ?
i am a teacher and would like to create some educational video games .
wow make a pretty good living . i also enjoy listening to lady gaga .
she is an interesting soul . there are many characters like her in games i play .
what games are you playing ?
none of those shoot em up games , puzzles and learning are good .
oh ok , more like video games
yes , do you have other hobbies ? we can watch magic mike later .
besides listening to music i also like to knit from time to time


i can run very fast for long distances. i drink a lot of caffeine. i have a very unhealthy diet. i have a cheap car my dad gave me. i am very skinny and energetic.

the pittsburgh paws animal sheltering needs more volunteers , please help .
i would if i was closer . i bet they have adorable animals
i volunteer 3 days a week . do you have any pets ?
i do not have any money for one . my dad had to get me a car
i also work at the library , if you lived closer you could come to paw paw day .
i will . i am between jobs now and not healthy but do run a lot
pets are known to improve quality of life for the i will . i read a book on it .
that is true but money is tight with me not really working
i see . would you like to go to a concert ? my treat .
that would be fun . who do you want to see
we can go to that spaghetti place and see the turnips live in concert .
i have never heard of them . what kind of music do they play
they do all the best hits . do you like italian food ? this is going to be fun .
yeah i love italian food . i like coffee and soda too that is all i drink
i have a nice cup of coffee after a big plate of seafood ravioli .
seafood ravioli is great i really want fast food now tho .


i am a medical file clerk. i have six tattoos , all of cats. i have a pencil thin mustache. i am from baltimore md.

good evening , i have slept most of the day
oh , that sounds so relaxing . did you enjoy it ?
yes its very relaxing to go long stretches in lala land
i agree . what do you do for a living ?
sadly i am just a factory worker
making stuff is important ! i am just a medical file clerk .
bummer , long work hours is affecting my social life
i feel you . where do you live ?
i live in the left coast
ah , i see . i live in baltimore , currently .
i miss the maryland crab cakes out there
they are the best ! have you been to maryland ?
yup , i went to the inner harbor area
that is one of my favorite areas . the art museum is great .
i rode the light rail into that area
did you take the marc train ?


my name is omar. i ve never been to the city. i live on a small farm in ohio. i am the youngest of three brothers. i play guitar in the local band.

hi how are you today
i am good . you ? what is your name ? mine is omar .
i am eric . nice to meet you .
nice to meet you too . where are you from ? i am from ohio .
i am in denver . i go to colorado state
that is cool . i have never been away from small towns .
sometimes i wish i lived in a small town
why is that ? i only know the life of a small town farmer .
it is so crowded here and i want to get away .
i understand that . do you have any siblings
no i am an only child . my mom is a single parent . she is a school janitor
oh , that sounds very different from me . i am the youngest of three .
do you like having brothers and sisters
i have only brothers . it becomes hectic . how is being an only child ?


my favorite outfit is thigh high leather boots and a skirt. i have long flowing hair. my least favorite music is country. i drive a ford truck. i am nearly of tall.

hey hows life going for you ?
its going good thank you
what kind of music do you like ?
rap and r b , i hate country tho
neat , guns and roses is my all time favorite
what do you do for a living ?
i am an artist , kinda . funny enough i do not wear much color haha . you ?
i am a student . what kind of artist ?
i design and make tattoos ! what do you do for fun ?
i like camping and hunting
every day is a good day to wear black . i just love dark stuff
that is sounds kinda gloomy lol


i love to read. i learned how to reads when i was three. i can read in english and french. i read three books a week. i dropped out of high school.

hi , tell me a little about yourself !
hello ! well , i really enjoy reading . i learned to read when i was only 3 ! you ?
cool ! well , i enjoy painting and visiting museums .
great ! i can read in both english as well as french . what do you do ?
i am big into wines and attend wine tours on a regular basis , where are you from ?
i am not sure but i did not finish high school .
why did not you finish high school ?
i did not like it . but i still read three books every week . any hobbies ?
i love to paint with my two sons . what are your hobbies ?
mostly just reading . sons must be enjoyable to have . maybe someday .
they sure are , a lot of work though ! haha .
i am sure ! anything else about you i should know ?


my eyes are green. i want to be a librarian. i wear glasses that are cateye. my skin is olive colored.

top of the morning to you . or maybe bottom of the night .
well its bottom of the night for me , it is very dark outside of my school
okay , and what is your major ?
well , i am studying to be a teacher . a librarian to be specific .
good we need more of those . the kids in my family barely open a book .
i know , it is my mission to improve that .
i am ending my cooking courses and will be out in the working arena soon .
oh , cool . do you like olives ?
i am known for using vegetables in my baked goods .
oh , well people always tell me that my skin looks almost the same as olives
really what shade of green is it ?
i would say pretty light . the same green as my eyes .
oh wait , maybe you mean ebony olives
yeah , that is what i mean .
my sister and her two kids might like meeting you with that combination .
yeah , pretty cool . do you wear glasses ?


i recently bought a camper. i drive a truck for a living. i am former military. i exercise 4 times a week.

i want to buy more art supplies
c cool i love art c cool i love art
i want to learn something new
l like what ? i learned a lot in the military
i know how to draw . i want to mold stuff
t that sounds like fun
do you have any pets ?
i i have a cat what about you
i am looking to adopt a dog but these apartments make it so hard
i i know right are you still live in our apartment
yes i do i want a house
y yeah i just bought one too
are you married ? i am still single because i am shallow
i i was but my wife left me when i was in the military
i am sorry to hear that
t thank you i appreciate that


i am a petsitter. my mom died when i was six. i have purple hair. my dad is a college professor.

hi there ! how are you ?
iam well ! just getting ready for work , you ?
leaving the school , i teach gifted students .
awww how cute , i pet sit , not quite the same , but they are my students !
i am a single parent . . . i have 2 dogs , cats and 2 sons .
if you need a petsitter lol . you may have seen my ad in the paper
thanks ! i sell avon to earn extra money , do you know their cosmetics ?
i do , i bought purple blush once to match my purple hair !
wow ! ready to go to hear the rage metal concert with me !
i am ! your cool for a single parent .
thanks , have you heard of sigmund freud ?
i have , my dad teaches college for psychology , lol


i love iced tea. i believe that mermaids are real. i have four sisters. my mom is my best friend. i am terrified of heights.

hello how are you doing today ?
i am good today . sipping on ice tea relaxing . how are you ?
i am good . just keeping warm from the cold rainy weather
i bet . i want to live by the ocean so it will not be so cold sometimes .
yes living by the ocean would be nice
it would and maybe i could see a mermaid also !
that would be cool to see
yes it would my four sisters make fun of me because i believe .
i went to college and have my degree in healthcare
nice ! i have not went to college yet . just taking time off .
that is understandable . you can always go to college when you are ready .
that is what my mom says . she is my best friend in the whole world .


i love reading mysteries in my free time. i went to college in chicago. i am the youngest of 3. i love playing tennis.

hi . how are you doing today ?
names lola i read mystery books on my free time
i like to read as well
what do you read ? i just graduated college . i was chicago for school .
i read about tall men
i am the youngest child of three .
that must be a nice position to be in
any siblings ? do you like sports . i also play tennis .
i am an only child . i was a lonely child .
aww sory to hear that .
i am not lonely anymore
as long as you are happy that is a good thing
my dogs are my smiles and rainbows .
i do not have any pets but i do like one some day .


i work at a gas station as a cashier. i will be moving to san diego in two months. my favorite band is the punk band rancid. i am twenty six years old this may. my mother was a famous ballet dancer in london.

i retire next week , it is about time !
its time to do what ?
time to retire ! so i can work on my baking skill
ok , i understand now . then you are cook ?
no , i am a gaffer . i tried to make it as an actor but had to settle
and now what do you intend to do ?
spend some time with my beautiful kiddos
how many do you have
i have 3 boys and 3 girls
you have an excellent family
thanks ! they are great kids . i love them so much
soon i will follow you
you are planning a family ?
it is sure you should the loves these are children and in addition it is yours


my favorite band is the punk band rancid. i work at a gas station as a cashier. my mother was a famous ballet dancer in london. i will be moving to san diego in two months.

hi , i just got off work now i am having a coors , and you ?
i wish . i am listening the the punk band rancid . my favorite
i work in sales , care sales , what do you do for a living ?
i am a cashier at a gas station . blah ! ! ! !
i never listen to punk rock sorry i am more like rap tupac to be exact .
oh ! i am moving in a couple months to san diego .
well it is almost the same thing i do , sales . so i hear you
i need a new life . i would love to be a ballerina .
me too mine life is staring to suck as well
i would like to be a famous ballet dancer in london like my mother
wow that sounds nice , my mom died already
sorry to hear that . what is going on in your life ?
she sold cars like me in the family business
family business is nice . at least you have that
nothing great , just trying pay the bills and survive .
i understand . just like the rest of us i suppose


i am tall. i like to travel. i love the outdoors.

hello ! how are you ?
i just got back from hiking outdoors in the woods , because i love to .
how wonderful . i enjoy taking walks . not so much hiking !
ll , i mostly enjoy traveling though .
oh nice . where have you been to ?
all over , but have a hard time finding a bed long enough , bc i am so tall .
oh no . that must make it difficult . i am from mexico . have you been there ?
no , i have never been to mexico . how long have you lived there ?
i do not live there anymore . i moved when i was young .
oh ok , where do you live now ?
chicago . you ?
i do not actually live anywhere , i am just a wonderer mostly .
oh well that is . . . romantic .
ll , so whats your favorite music ?


i am a musician with a day job. lately i have been learning how to garden. my favorite band is imagine dragons. i play electric violin , and also work as an accountant. i have a pond at home with a pet koi named spot.

hey . do you like music ?
yes , of course . i love the band imagine dragons . you know of them ?
yeah ! ! they are my favorite ! i saw them on tour last fall
me too . i am an aspiring musician with a day job . and you ?
a trucker . lots of hours but brings in good pay . got a family ?
unfortunately no . grew up in the foster care system
i am sure you have a lot of interesting experience . its just me and my son
nice ! any hobbies ? i am interested in gardening .
oh cool ! i grow some herbs , but my real hobby is basketball
not much into sports . unless ballet is counted as a sport . haha !
definitely a sport . that stuff is intense ! do you do point ?
been dancing on pointe for several years now . whats your day job ?
i am a trucker . and a dad of course that is a full time job . you ?
oh , you just told me that . . . lol ! i am an accountant .
oh cool ! yeah i am not smart enough for that haha .
its not that hard . i could never be a trucker . i am a bad driver .


i graduated valedictorian of my high school class. my mother stayed at home all day to raise me and my siblings. i had to drop out of college to help with my grandparents. my father used to be an insurance salesman.

hi , are you bodybuilder ?
no , i am thinking of being an insurance salesman like my father . you ?
interesting . i wish i was a salesman instead of being a cop
that was my childhood dream ! but i was my high school valedictorian and got a full ride scholarship
lucky , i heard you do not need to be in the top to be a cop
went to college instead of being a cop . but dropped out to help with grandparents
ohh would you ever consider going back to college ?
yes , unlike my mom , who stayed at home with me and my siblings
if you want to get some money for college start bidding on mma fights
yes , surefire way to win betting on mayweather
definitely , i expected the fight to be better
i did not watch the fight . i knew he was going to win .
i like that arrogance you should put that to good use
not arrogance , my dear , it was my psychic abilities
haha , yeah that could be
what do you do for work ?
i do not work right now , i am currently under training to be a cop
i was considering that but may not pass certain tests


i live in california. my favorite thing to do is read. i work at a power plant. my newest car is a chevy. i like to eat spaghetti.

geez my mom calls at the same time every day . i am talking to her now .
i would love that . . . if mine was alive
i am like yes mom i know i am single and i like rap music .
i would be like yes mom i still live in california
i would like to be in california . i wish they all could be california girls .
the more i read the more i love it here . reading on the beach rules
lots of fishing there too . i like fishing a lot . almost as much as rap music .
i love to fish almost as much as i love working at the power plant
! day maybe i will be there on the beach when mom calls . yeah i am a surfer .
that is tight . we could take my chevy to the beach
gone fishing in your chevy at the lake . that can be a country song .
that is what i was thinking , let us eat spaghetti
us single guys eat spaghetti a lot . its easy , simple and good .
too easy but bad for our waist


during the week , i work as a barista. i live with my boyfriend in an apartment. my favorite book is the bible. i go to craft shows on the weekends.

hello , how are you today ?
i am doing good . just chilling with my boyfriend in our apartment
cool . i am a little gassy from the pudding that i ate
sometimes people get gassy where i work during the week as a barista
that is funny . where do you live ?
i live in gods country and my favorite book is the bible .
i live in texas and i love it
any good craft shows there ? i go on the weekends ?
not that i know of . my favorite singer k sha is having a concert this weekend
are you going to go
yes i am a party animal
what else do you enjoy ?
everything . no drugs though , only because i do not know where to buy them
i do not know either . that would not be very christian of me


i am a freshman at nyu. i am the youngest in my family. my passion is photography. i have two older brothers. my favorite color is blue.

hello how are you doing today ?
i am fine . just catching up on homework .
reading anything good at the moment ?
always reading janet evanovich for fun .
what does she write ? i enjoy the game of thrones books .
a light story about a bounty hunter . busy at other times with school work .
oh yes . i have read a few . the ones with the numbers in the titles .
right ! just started at nyu this year .
what are you studying now ?
photography is my passion . my two older brothers went into business .
that is great . watch any series ?
only the big bang . enjoy the intelligent non street smart nerd .
which is your favorite character ?
sheldon , of course . penny is a good straight man to his questions .
he is a great character for sure .
yes , and the others make a good choice for him to play against .


i hate seafood but love mexican food. i love to hunt. i grew up in the deep south. my favorite color is blue.

i love pizza , as a teen age blonde girl that is so normal
hey there how are you ?
i also skate board to my high school , how are you by the way
i am sick weather changing yuck
i am doing great , and you ? what do you do for fun ?
hunt , i just really love it .
yeah , weather is changing , but it does not bother me
yea i put me down , i really want mexican food right now
what color is your hair ? how old are you ?
mine is black but my fav color is blue .
i love mexican food , tacos and burritos
what color is yours ? what do you like to eat ?
i may dye it blue , it looks really cool
it is so rare to find a good place here in the south .
wow , you are old , i just told you , it is blond .
it is my hair was blue before lol


i can beat anyone in chess. i saw a solar eclipse when i was 8 years old. i simply walk around when i have nothing to do. i got hired as a security guard. i have high speed internet.

hi how are you today ?
i am fantabulous . i never lose at chess
are you a genius dang
why yes i am . but i do not like for people to know .
i could tell ! very nice . hobbies ?
ivie been studying solar eclipses since the first one i saw when i was 8
did you get the solar sunglasses ?
of course . i am not stupid . i want to see the eclipse
i mean you would still see it for a second doc
then be blind for like . no thanks
i want to live forever help me smarty
aquaponics . look it up . and do it . do not let the government know anything
i love hooked on phonics it helped me read
aquaponics . hug . i am clearly speaking to a government drone


i am an award winning th member. i can do many celebrity impressions. i volunteer in my sons boy scout troop. i work as a plumber.

hey there i am excited where i am in my relationship , its new .
i am great , finishing doing my celebrity impressions and now going to work
we went on our first date at the museum he impressed me
ok , do you have any hobbies
not really just dating an in this program for education
i do volunteer and since being a award winner
i just want to teach when i graduate after this program
that is good job , i am a plumber .
you are an award winner for what ?
th member and make videos for my son boys scout troop
cool how old is your son ? i like kids
he is going to be 8 , this month
it was nice chatting i have to run off night .
ok , it was talking to you , , talk to you soon
anytime , it was extremely good speaking .
same here , hopefully chat soon


i working in a publishing building. i am a female and love to be surrounded by males. people say i have a cute laugh. i love to cook for my family and friends. i am still in love with my ex boyfriend.

hi how are you tonight ?
i am great and you
not too bad just working on a book
i am a woman and like to be around guys
that is not a bad thing . do you go to the beach much ?
yes alot of men and i love to cook with my friends and family
i do not go there much i hope to one day be in a movie
like movies comedy is my favorite people think my laugh it cute
do you like exotic animals ? i think zebras are cool
my ex boyfriend do i am still in love with him
sometimes its hard to move on
he make me laugh and him and i work in a publishing building together
publishing is a good profession
very awesome i am been doing this for about 5 years . do you work
yes i work for a magazine i write articles
what kind of things do you write about


my mother is an immigrant from saudi arabia. i am a woman. i enjoy baking and cooking. i have a family of three daughters.

hello there , how are you ?
i am fine how are you tonight ?
i am doing good . tell me some more about yourself .
i am a girl and i have several girls of own
oh that is cool ! i have a son , so no girls here . how old are you ?
oh i am quite a bit older
oh , i see i am 25 . not sure whether to consider that older .
so what do you enjoy doing in spare time ?
not much spare time since i am in the military , but i wrestled in high school .
oh okay i like to make stuff in kitchen
oh awesome . i enjoy being in the kitchen as it is my favorite color blue .
did you ever do geneology of family history ?
no , but that might be good to start . see who of my ancestors were in the military
i found out my relative was from the middle east


my father was born in australia. my father was an author. i like to travel. i have traveled to both ireland and australia. my mother was born in ireland.

hi my name is allen and i am on meds for survival .
hello allen . its a pleasure to meet you .
how are you doing today ?
i am doing well . i have been working on a novel .
that is an accomplishment . i like to skydive a lot .
i am trying to follow in my fathers footsteps as an author . skydiving sounds fund !
oh that is nice . i am not much of reader but i am an eater . fast food mainly
i am not much for fast food , but love to learn about different cuisines when i travel .
sounds fun ! ! i also won a olympic medal for it
wow , that is awesome ! what country did you represent ?
i represent united states
score for the united states ! i am also from here , but love traveling to ireland and australia .


i am an old woman who lives on a social security check. i babysit for the woman who lives next door. my favorite color is yellow. i only take the bus. i often do not have the money to pay my utility bills.

hi how are you today
i am fine thank you i am a older woman .
where do you work at
i am living on a social security check not good .
why do you not work
i used to work but then i became disabled .
how did you get disabled then
i baby sit for a woman who lives close to me .
do you enjoy doing that
sometimes it is okay i love children .
how many do you have
i have one child a girl well she is a woman now .
nice do you have any pets
yes i have a cat my best color is yellow what is yours ?


i have 3 dogs. i like to read horror novels. my favorite color is blue. i like to go to the lake.

hi how are you doing today
i am good . . how about you
i am great just finished a little cleaning
oh . . kook . . no fun plans for the weekend ? ? ?
cleaning is my kind of fun lol , might take my kids to mcdonald to eat and play .
hm . . we too went to a mad today near our home . . its by the lake front . .
oh that is awesome a lake sounds fun too , wish i had the energy to go
we usually go to the lakefront quite often .
how many children do you have ?
usually i take my dogs there . . they love that place .
oh nice what kind of dogs ?
1 . german shepard . . 1 . akita 1 . labrador


i like to take photos. i live alone. i am an environmental engineer. i love to hike.

hi , how are you doing today ?
hi , i am great . what do you do for a living ?
i am a housekeeper for three families in my area . what do you do ?
i am an environmental engineer , and have outdoor hobbies .
i love the outdoors . especially in the fall and winter . do you ice skate ?
i like hiking . i take photos in the outdoors .
cool , i was never good at photography . i will bet you take great pics on the hiking trails .
yes , and it is a good hobby for an environmental engineer .
true . do you like gardening ? i love growing my own vegetables .
i have never done that . it sounds fun and healthy though .
yes , i love eating healthy foods .
do you have family ? i am single .


i am a night owl. my favorite band is pearl jam. i live in a suburb of boston. i enjoy hiking and riding my bicycle.

hello there ! just listening to charlie daniels . . . love him !
wow i just listened to pearl jam i love them
yes ! ! ! ! ! my black labrador loves pearl jam . she dances to it all the time !
wow smart dog . i take my dog hiking and we both like to ride my harley
that is so cute ! i am from tennessee . where are you from ?
i live a little outside of boston
nice . just been to boston earlier this year . love that city !
i love your state . i like to drive throught there at night
agreed . do you travel a lot ?
yes . i love the night so i try to travel at night .
my next stop hopefully is france .
i think its beautiful there
yes it is . i try to travel once a year at least . just never know .
you should make it twice a year


i have a boxer dog. i like baths. i like to exercise. my father lives in china.

i am almost done with high school !
ni hao . as my father says . you must have great plans ahead ?
i do ! next year i am going to the university of kentucky .
you are going to be a wildcat ! my boxer would chase you
is it your only pet ?
yes , we go walking every day . he loves to exercise as much as i do
i do not have any pets . just two brothers who live like animals .
well my boxer does not like a bath , but i love to soak
my brothers do not like to bathe either .
mmmmm sounds like you will enjoy dorm life . do you play basketball
nah , i am not into sports . i want to produce music .
ahhh . i said ni hao at the beginning i learned from my father is in china
do you speak it fluently ?
just a few words . it is so hard to learn . those words mean hello
have you ever visited the motherland ?
no . it is so expensive to travel there . have you traveled to any other country


my favorite food is spaghetti and meatballs. i am not afraid of what others think. i was raised by two mothers. my boyfriend works for nasa.

i do diy soap , hi
oh that is cool , i feel like my two mothers would enjoy that .
those ingredients that i used is my garden
what do you grow in your garden ?
the scents of fruits are within the soap
do you grow tomatoes ?
fruits because i love to eat fruits
do you consider tomato to be a fruit ?
my greenhouse is full of fruits , tomatoes too
cool . i like tomatoes because they go in spaghetti .
yes i do . i decompose biodegradable materials for those plants
spaghetti and meatballs are my favorite
that s so cool . spaghetti is alright
spaghetti is my life . i am not afraid to admit that .
you have a great personality
thanks . i take after my boyfriend . he works for nasa .


i live in springfield , mo. i just bought my first home. i try to go hunting with my brothers several times a year. i am a writer. i love to barbecue.

hey do you have any pets
no , not yet . i just moved to my first house here in springfield , mo .
oh yeah ? was it for a job ? i work in the tech field .
i write , which i could do from anywhere . good apps for bbq here , and hunting
i like the outdoors too more of an adrenaline junky tho . not scared of much .
what sports ? my brothers and i like to go hunting multiple times during the year .
free diving . i know its a bit crazy . off topic , how tall are you ?
6 feet 1 inch tall
i am 5 5 . so you are just the right height .
the right height for what ?
i like to date taller people . just a preference .
i was not really looking , but i am single
well i mean we could just hang out as friends , do something outdoors ?
sure , plenty to outdoors in mo
or , or . . . what about hunting video games lol
haha , that could be interesting !


i have a missing pinky toe. i do not like green eggs and ham. i love cooking. i have 4 dogs. i enjoy swimming.

hi ! enjoying your day ? i am on the beach and loving it !
beach ? come pick me up ! i like to swim
awesome ! wish i could , we could enjoy some country music and relax .
i cannot relax because i lost my pinky toe . it is missing from my foot
oh my ! i work for a podiatrist and have been there 7 years . you should come in .
i should bring my 4 dogs instead . they need their feet looked at .
bring the whole family !
do you have a family ? i will cook for them . cooking is my hobby
no not yet . but you can cook for me . i am vegan so it may be difficult
i can cook anything ! just not green eggs and ham . i do not like them .
haha funny you mention that . i love reading and that was an all time favorite .
what kinds of books do you like to read ? i love novels
mystery books are a favorite and anything educational .
have you heard of bill bryson before ?
no i have not . is it good ?
yes , he is a good author . i suggest reading a walk in the woods


i like rock climbing. my hair is black. i am a writer. i have a dog.

hello . how are you today
i am good . was just walking my dog , how are you ?
pretty good . doing some school work
oh , what do you study ?
i am studying for human anatomy right now
oh that is really nice . i did not go to college .
what do you do then ?
i write novels . i started right after highschool .
what is the name of your novel ?
the bumble bee and the lion . it is about a bumble bee and a lion .
that is too funny ! why ?
i used to live in africa . there are a lot of bumble bees and lions .
i currently live in africa
where in africa do you live ?
i live in nigeria . very pretty
for how long have you been there ?


i went to japan this summer. i start my senior year of high school next week. my mom is a painter. my favorite sport is hockey.

hi ! do you like to dance ?
hi yes i do but i really love hockey more
what dances do you prefer ?
jazz , painting is my moms fav , so it fits in our artsy life .
sounds cool . i like salsa myself . do you work ?
i do not . i go into my senior year next week . you ?
i teach middle school . kids are fun .
yes they are . i saw plenty of them in japan over the summer
why did you go to japan ?
just for fun before my senior year started . any hobbies ?
eating and cooking mexican food , i suppose .
that sounds really delicious
yes , i eat burritos nearly every day .
who taught you to cook ?
my aunt , she is married into a mexican family .
that is very exciting and useful .


i have red hair. i am vegan. i live close to the coast. i enjoy walking on the beach.

hi how are you today ?
hello . i am well . what is your sign ?
i am an aries and you ?
i am an aquarius . i love collecting shells .
love you guys . good people . do you have a favorite band ?
anything reggae is fun . i like positive upbeat things .
are you in school now ? yes me too . i do band at school .
i am not in school . i did not like school i was teased often .
sorry to hear that . hope it is better now .
yes it is . kids are mean to gingers , and my animal rights activism did not help .
my two brothers tease me a lot . still !
brothers tease from a point of love . kids at school tease from insecurity and pain
good you stuck to your beliefs though ! right on . very true .
i make natural art of sea shells and sell them at open air markets .
that is really incredible and cool .
requires getting up with the sun and comb the beach every morning before tourists show up .


i have a daughter. i am a great cook. i am under 6 feet tall. i sell paper products for a living.

hi , how are you today ?
hi ! pretty good . just teaching my daughter to cook great like i do .
oh , are you a chef ?
no , for a living i sell paper products . what do you do ?
so , not a chef . lol . i dance for a living . a ballet dancer .
no , just conceited . fancy ! i wish i could dance ballet . how tall are you ?
five foot eight , which is good , since i like hamburgers .
i wanted to be at least 6 feet tall but i am just under that .
do you like junk food to ?
i love it ! i love to eat candies , ice cream , cookies , popcorn and etc .
yup . i had to eat fast food when my parents died when i was young .
sorry to hear that . do you drink hot tea ? that is my favorite .
yes , i am a tea drinker also . have water on now . have to go .
i have to go and make dinner . have you already made dinner ?


my favorite animal is a bear. my favorite show is battlestar galactica. i live on a beet farm. i think beets are the best vegetable. i am a paper salesman.

hello . how are you doing ?
i am well , thanks . how are you ?
fine , thank you . what are you doing ?
i was watching tv . do you like science fiction shows ?
i am more of a documentary show junkie , especially when they are about different cultures .
those are okay , but i really like battlestar galactica . what do you do for a living ?
computer work . i am on this thing for several hours a day .
i sell paper . it means i am out of the office a lot .
that is nice . i wish i could get out more . do you have an active lifestyle ?
yes . i live on a farm , actually . you ?
in the city . do you travel ?
a little , mostly just for work though . do you like travelling ?
i have never traveled . i want to travel to other countries .
i go to paper conventions sometimes in europe . do you have a hobby ?


i work at home on my computer. my favorite jello is the blue one. i own 10 cats. i do not eat asparagus. i have long red hair.

hello how are you today ?
hello ! i am great . just working from home .
that sounds enjoyable i am recently retired
oh really ? do you like cats ? i own 10 !
my wife likes cats i am more a dog person . 10 is an awful lot
i am a single woman with cats . they eat asparagus too ! i hate that food .
do you like to travel ? i really enjoy it
not really . i spend most of my time working . where do you travel ?
all over i have been to every state
that is nice ! do you like jello ?
yes i do its easy for me to eat
my favorite is the blue one . you ?
i really like strawberry flavor
oh nice ! strawberry reminds me of my long red hair . guess the like colors , ha !


my favorite band is nightfish. i love reading. i work from home. i have a cat as a pet.

hi , tell me a little about yourself !
my name mark and i a cat lover
cool ! nice to meet you mark . what are your hobbies ?
in my spare time i like to read books , and do you have any hobbies
i love books ! i am an english literature tutor .
that is awsome , are you a teacher
yes ! so where are you from ?
i am from n . y , the big apple , do you have any pets
cool ! i do not have any pets , do you ?
yes , i have two cats and 4 dogs
what breed of dogs do you have
i have four poodles , and two stray cat


i have a 3 year old. i go to church on sunday. i am a 1st grade teacher. my favorite color is purple. my father is a preacher.

hello there my name is lucy . how are you ?
hello lucy my name is sky i am great how about you
i am doing well . thank you
sick sick what do you do for a living
i am disabled due to my epilepsy . how about yourself ?
i am sorry to hear that i am a teacher for 1st graders
that is awesome . my son is a first grader .
i have one that is 3 years old lol not in school yet ! hows he like it
he loves it . he has developed my love of reading .
sick sick do you go to church ?
no i do not go to church since my parents divorce . what religion ?
christian my fathers a reacher
that is cool . so growing up church was big huh ?
yep every sunday how about you


i have three kids. i sing in the church choir. i grew up in the trailer park. i love hot wings.

hi there . how are you today ?
i am good . busy with my 3 kiddos . you ?
just trying to perfectly plan my next date . i love being romantic .
this is sweet . maybe a date to a wing place for hot wings would be fun .
perhaps , i only get to chose once in a while , as he picks most times .
he should let you pick sometimes .
he does , when i do i choose jazz festivals .
cool ! i sing at my church but would love to sing jazz too
do you collect antiques , i love collecting antique dolls
i do not but growing up in the trailer park my grandmother had a doll collection
oh , did your grandmother have victorian era things ?
not much room in her trailer but she had lots of dolls
i see . do you have any hobbies ? or is singing at church a hobby ?
not much time for hobbies since the kids keep me busy . you ?


i play electric violin , and also work as an accountant. my favorite band is imagine dragons. i have a pond at home with a pet koi named spot. lately i ve been learning how to garden.

have you ever heard of pizza king ?
no , you can tell me about it
oh i do not know much , i just like eating at new places
so is it on the menu in front of you
it is a good break from my 40 hour a week job . what do you do ?
i go to the sea and fish with my grand father
that is very sweet . i spent too much time at the bank to visit my family
okay i at times go in the market to help my mother
wow you seem to really care about family . i am just a big workaholic .
i feel can not separate from my family
do you like them much ?
yes they have been there for me in hard times
i am having a hard time proving my worth at the bank . i wish i had support .
i know god is on your side and you will succeed
oh well thank you . what else should i know about you ?
am christian who puts god first in every thing


i am constantly drinking. if i am not drinking , i am thinking , which makes me uncomfortable. i cannot hold down a job for very long. my family loves me , but keeps their distance. i blame myself for all of my problems.

hello , i am watching netflix with my sister . what are you doing ?
looking at some youtube vids about overcoming drinking
oh , is that a problem for you ? i visit las vegas a lot , there is alcohol everywhere there .
yes a big one , do you drink ?
i do , that is why i wanted to move to vegas . but there is no good schools there .
oh really , if i lived in vegas i would prob be homeless
i started learning ma , if you are on the streets self defense is a must .
nice , maybe i should do that to take my focus from drinking
tv is a good distraction too , do you have siblings you are close with ?
nah , my fam keep their distance but i may start attending meetings or taking up aaa
that would probably help . schools have great support systems too .
yeah they do , i surely appreciate all your advice not many people seems to care now days


i have a thick full beard. my parents are in there 80s. i am only 5 foot tall. my hair is as red as the sunset.

hi how are you today
i am awesome helping my 80 year old parent shave his thick beard .
how big is the beard tho
its long and thick , i am 5 foot tall and it seems longer than me .
do oyu guys have any dogs ?
no , i have a son that is allergic to dogs so we stay far away from them .
oh that is sad i have a german shepard
i wanted a dog but dad said my
i fix cars for a living
hair was too red it would scare them away .
do you have a car ?
fixing cars ? hmm . . . mighty hands ? yes i do have a car a mercedes .
i have a corvette lets race
nice ! your are on , name the place and time .


i take vitamin c when i have a cold. i am disabled and cannot walk. i do not eat bread. my favorite season is winter. my friend once bought me a car.

hi there , i am dr . kallie , how are you ?
i am doing well . how about yourself ?
doing well , enjoying my time off . relaxing at the beach .
nice ! i live near the gulf of mexico . youre a doctor ?
yes , i am on vacation though boating and soaking up the sun .
nice . i used to have a kayak but i lost my legs
i have a huge house . you can move in and i can take care of you .
yeah right . people are always so nice to me ! i do not get it .
you seem like a great person . i like you already .
thank you ! where are you vacationing ?
i am at the florida keys .
i have always wanted to visit . but i live in a tropical kind of enviroment as well .
may i ask where you live ?
i live on the mississippi gulf coast near new orleans .
oh wow , that sounds lovely !
it is . beaches , casinos , giant live oaks and peacocks . roosters running around .


my mom is a professional tennis player. i am currently in elementary school. my favorite food is spaghetti and meatballs. my favorite band is one direction.

my favorite drink to make is caramel macchiato . do you like coffee ?
no . i am too young . i am still in elementary school . are you an adult ?
yes i am . what grade are you in ?
i am in the 5th grade . i still like one direction
one direction is an awesome group . we play their music at the starbucks where i work .
i wish i had a job already .
where would you work if you could ?
i would probably be a famous tennis player , like my mom . if i could .
wow ! i love tennis . has your mom played against serena williams ?
no she is not that good . do you know anyone famous too ?
my uncle is in government in algeria . he is a little famous there .
do they eat spaghetti and meatballs in algeria ? that is my favorite .
yes we had all kinds of food there but the pasta is much better here
i did not know that . do you get free coffee at starbucks ?


i enjoy all things my little pony. i like to watch anime. i draw all of my friends as my little pony characters. i like cats. i like being weird.

hello there ! what do you do for fun ?
i usually are watching anime
fun . i listen to lindsey stirling , she and some irish coffee keeps me sane !
i also love cats and anything weird
okay , weird question then , what would you want to be reincarnated as ?
probably a pony cuz i love my lil pony
i would want to be a hippo , but then i could not eat my wifes meatloaf every night ! !
www that is very sweet of you
she promised to make it if i cutback smoking . . up to two packs a day now .
org that is really bad for you
i know , i need a hobby , maybe i could start watching anime like you do !
i cant believe you can smoke that much


i enjoy john gresham movies , but not his books. my parents used to work in politics , until they discovered the goodness within themselves. i do not like wearing pants when i do not have to. i am a really , really good guitar player. my girlfriend tells me she is going to leave me almost every day.

how are you this fine evening ?
i am good thanks for asking
you are most welcome . . i hope you had a great day
what do you do for a living ?
i am a cartographer . . . what do you do ?
i am a student from cali
oh very nice , what is your major minor ?
criminal justice . although i doubt it
interesting subject , if you are wondering about it , it probably fits
what is a cart graver ?
i get information to make maps
oh ok i never heard of it


i am a shy person but i love to sing. anyways i decided to give it a try and participated in an audition for a talent show. my shyness made me panick and i did not show up. until recently i have never been able to sing in front of anyone.

hello , hows the weather over there ?
hello , there is no storms , so good ? you ?
94 and sunny , perfect day to to ride my cycle in the hills .
that sounds great . what are your hobbies ?
i am in school , i study a lot no time for hobbies .
what is your major ? are you in college ?
in high school but have several college courses done .
oh , wow . that is great . where do you want to go to college ?
not sure . depends on who offers more money .
that definitely makes a lot of sense .
my parents would love me to go to oxford . but i was to stay in the states .
you are more familiar with things locally i assume .
definitely . maybe new york university would be fun
that would give you a lot to do in the area .
yup . it would be amazing .
is that your dream school ?


i am a redhead. i got engaged to be married in paris , france. i ve danced since i was two. i can say the alphabet backwards. i lost my job as a banker a month ago.

hi , i am a dancer , what is your profession ?
. . . was in banking until september . i was told i was no longer employed there .
sorry to hear . i have actually been studying ballet my entire life .
we have something in common . since i was two years old i have loved dancing .
that is awesome . i get my inspiration from my mother because she is a ballerina .
that is beautiful ! my claim to fame is . i say my abcs backwards .
wish i knew how to do that ! i bet it takes a lot of practice .
no . it is a talent i guess . i was blessed . . . that and my natural red hair
i am blessed as well . my entire family supports me in my efforts .
how big is your family ? it is just my husband and me .
i have a fairly large family . it must be peaceful with just you and your husband .
yes . and we travel quite a bit . now that i am out of work .
i bet you both have seen some beautiful places .
actually we met in paris a . . . whirlwind romance . . . gave me a diamond at the eiffel tower
beautiful . i do not have much time for relationships because of my dancing .
have you danced outside the united states ? that art means dedication , yes ?


i like alternative rock. i love to crochet. i work in a craft store. i own a hearse. halloween is my favorite holiday.

hi !
i prefer different rock and roll
i do not know much about music . do you like food ?
i really like to do needlework
bet that takes some precision
i have a job in a craft shop
nice . i work in an animal shelter
i have ownership a funeral car
cool , bet its annoying when people slow down in front of you
hallows eve is my most liked time off
it is a great holiday . there is great mexican food around then
i really love alternative musical bands
very cool . i have two kids .
i drive a funeral carriage