i love to cook. i breed maine coon cats and show them. my brother is currently couch surfing at my house. i am going on a cruise next month.

hi i am from texas where are you from ?
i am from the mountains !
that is great . funny story i was a premature baby
i was too ! my brother is couch surfing here !
we have so much in common ! mary is my older sister . do you have siblings ?
yes i do ! i have 2 !
i broke my leg recently !
did you ? that is no fun ! i am cooking !
my dad works for the ny times as a journalist
fun ! i am going on a cruise !
it was great meeting you ! thanks so much for this conversation
you are very very very welcome !
what do you like to do for fun
i like to go to movies , listen to music , take vacations !


my favorite author is jane austen. i own a boat. i eat a lot of fish. i only wear tennis shoes.

good evening mate . i am barney .
i just took my tennis shoes off . they are the only shoes i wear .
wow . i fish so i wear waders .
i love to fish too . do you have a boat ?
i did . but my neighbor needed it more than i did . my dad taught me to share .
i have a 17 foot key west .
wow that is grand ! mine was small .
do you eat what you catch ? i do .
some yea . my dad fries awesome fish .
the best way to cook fish !
what does you parents do ? my dad makes awesome mixed beverages also .
both of my parents are retired . do you like to read ?
i enjoy reading a good book . yes .
i love anything by jane austen .
i am not familiar . i read james cameron .
i like him okay too .


i am currently listening to bach. i travel at least once a year. i love to watch the voice. i graduated from princeton.

hello , how are you doing ?
i am good how are you
i am doing pretty good too
glad to hear that do you like listening to music
i love music ! what kind of music do you like ?
i love listening to bach i especially love listening to it when i am studying for an exam
bach helps me focus too ! i am a radio dj but my station plays pop .
i see nice ! do you travel around a lot for a dj ?
not really , it is just a small local radio station . what about you , what do you do ?
i just finished school at princeton and traveling before i start working
where are you traveling to ?
i am traveling to india in the upcoming month . i travel a lot
that sounds exciting ! i hope you have an amazing time there !
thank you so much i really will . what are your plans for the winter
i have been looking for someplace warm to get away to . mexico has some great resorts .
wow you should try mexico . it is very beautiful .


i am single. i am in debt. i drive a bmw. i love to shop.

nice to have someone to talk to my only friend is my dog !
being a single guy , i can afford to own a bmw
that is a nice car . i can not afford one even when being highly educated
friends are important , they make it fun to go shopping with
yes they do . what does your father do ? mine use to be a butcher .
well i shop so much that now i am in alot of debt
how much debt ? what do you do for work
my dad is a lawyer , but he drives a ford
i hate ford . i wish i could be a lawyer instead i work on newspapers
i owe 200 , 000 so i am about to lose my car
that is a lot i wish i could help
i am a poker player , but not a very good one
i also play poker maybe that is why my only friend is my dog .
its ok , i have been down before
being highly educated is overrated .
that is funny , what is the name of your dog ?


i want to visit rome , but i can t make myself go alone. the death of kurt cobain marred my middle school years. i still like combat boots with babydoll dresses. i flirted with the dmv officer in order to pass my driving exam. i don t have a relationship with my deadbeat dad.

stephen king , artist , married , twins and love reading . you ?
hi name is kelly , and i hope to visit rome but cannot go alone .
i am available for the rome thing . you married ? i am .
the death of kurt cobain impacted my middle school years .
chicken wings are our friends . i read alot . you ?
i love combat boots and baby doll dresses
get out ! me too ! stephen king is hot ! you sing or draw ? i do .
i had flirted with dmv instructor to pass my driving test .
oh okay . i wrote a book . one time i made a unicorn cry . you write ?
my dad wants a connection with me but he is a deadbeat
hmmm i see . my husband writes too . you married ?
nope i am in high school .
i love trumps hair . any hobbies ?
haha my hobbies are collecting old records .


i can t do math. i also eat too much french fries. i just got a new sweater. i smell like french fries. it was too small.

alright welcome to the fitness chat . any suggestions for our next outing ?
anywhere that does not have french fries .
that is good planning . no fries on the hike . want healthier snacks ?
yea , i just love fries too much and eat them too often .
i guess that is why you signed up for my class . are you new to vegas ?
yea , wanted to experience the lights and all the excitement .
no better place . are you going to be around long ? so many only vacation here .
i might , but my bad math skills will not help me in this city .
haha i know how that goes . i am more of a fishing than gambling type . any hobbies ?
shopping ? i just got a sweater that is too small though .
i understand . is it a goal ? getting in shape to fit ?
yes , what about your goals ?
hike the entire appalachian trail . any family ?
siblings and such but i am unmarried .


i love to watch ted talks. i like to stay fit. i love animals. i don t much like tv.

hi there ! how is your day going so far ?
hello ! it is going well ! just finished a good workout .
nice . i also like to work out as i am currently not in a relationship .
it does help relieve stress and stay in shape .
absolutely does ! what kind of phone do you have ?
i have an iphone . ted talks is a show i watch on it sometimes .
that is very interesting ! i also own an iphone , i used to use android phones .
me too . i did not like all the glitches they had .
right ? ! ? i like to watch superhero themed movies and television shows on my iphone though .
i do not really watch television . i do like animals . do you have pets ?
i have a cock a poo he is my world . any pets ? i like books as well , especially ebooks !
i have a dog . i really like all animals . what is your birds name ?
cock a poo is actually a dog . cocker spaniel and poodle mix . what breed do you have ?
oh how neat . i did not know that . i have a german shepherd , baxter .


i like to dance. i love shoes. i like pizza. i like to shop. i like burritos.

hello , how are you this morning ? are you wearing purple ?
oh , my ! not yet ! i must have purple somewhere among my thousand shoes !
awesome ! i am saving up for a purple charger !
i am so broke from all my shopping . whatchy eating ?
i had a bacon , egg and fontina cheese frittata . it was very delish .
today taco bell for loaded burritos , then papa johns for a pizza .
you sound like you do not have any kids , neither do i .
nope , too busy . always dancing ! i would be fat as a hog if i did not .
the park is next door , i can lace up my purple nikes and go for a run
were you sad when prince died ?
absolutely , i have loved him since i was a child .
just wondered , ya know , purple rain and all . . .
actually , my favorite of his is little red corvette .
fast cars , yeah ! i always loved his costumes . and what a dancer !
his voice was pleasing too . take away all the editing and many cannot sing
yup . there is a museum now at paisley park , i hear .


i love to read. i am married. my favorite place is the beach. my husband is a cop. teaching is my passion.

hi ! i am just a girl in love with life and my family and friends .
or so optimistic just like me staying
are you a guy ? my friends tell me when i laugh , i am cute
no i am a female my husband is a police
i see . do you work at all though ? i work in a building downtown .
oh i always teach i m a teacher
i see . i am married too and i work in a publishing firm .
wow you must be a hard working person
do you have anything you cal lead to
and nothing more and jay s
i do work hard , but i also play
how do you siri work and play
i am not into siri . it is not my choice .
how are you that s really awesome and it s all right
i like cooking as i said . and i truly miss my boyfriend ex boyfriend
what do usually do for fun


i do not have children. i go to the pool every thursday for three hours. i work five days a week. i enjoy shopping. i do yoga on tuesdays.

i am so in love with my girl
wow that is great , do you have children or plan on having some ?
yes i want some but too old , i am a vet
ah , i see . i do not have any but i would like some as well ! which war ?
my pops was in the military also
thank you for your service . thanks to you i can enjoy freedoms such as shopping .
world world i can scarf down alot of meat too
oh that is interesting . do you work ?
i know me also i thank you also . nope
i have to work five days of the week in order to support my i will mother .
i enjoyed chatting with you today
me as well , take care .
awe i am sorry whats wrong with your mom ?
oh , she has cancer , but she is getting better !


i want to grow up to be a superhero one day. my favorite hero is superman. i am 8 years old. i love comic books. my name is todd.

hi there ! you want to go clubbing with me ?
what is clubbing ? like having a secret handshake kind of club ?
no , dressing up and going out to dance places lol
we learned square dancing in school last year . . . i had to dance with a girl !
that sounds like fun . did you know every country has a similar kind of dance ?
do they have to dance with girls too ? i would rather read comic books
you are right , it is better to enjoy the innocence of youth .
do you like comic books , too ? which is your favorite ?
tank girl rocks ! i have a bad relationship with my girl friend .
that is sad . i had a girlfriend . she tore my supermen comic so we stopped
if only i had enough money to pay for my procedures lol
comic books can be worth a lot of money . maybe you could sell some ?
good plan . i am just interested in dressing up and how i look though .
i dressed up like spider man for trick or treating last year !


i enjoy broadway shows. my favorite band is the avert brother. i am a psychology major. i love to travel. i am a steelers fan.

hello how are you doing
i am fine and you , so do you like football ?
i do like footbal , and i also love listening to podcasts .
yeah same here , podcast , broadway shows and traveling are three of my favorite hobbies .
my team is huskies because my fav color is purple .
mine is steelers . . . so did you ever go to college ?
i do not have kids , or a car , so i go to park nearby to watch football .
do you listen to the avert brother , they are my favorite band .
no i decided not to go to college because i want to become a singer .
wee i majored in psychology and it is a waste of time .
i love all types of music .
same here , what else do you love ?


i am a violinist. i have played since i was 4 years old. my mother was a nurse. i recently discovered a new love for indian food. i am gong to adopt a dog very soon.

hey ! what kind of cars do you like ?
i kind of like the new eclipse .
eclipses are pretty cool , i am excited cause i just got a new chevrolet .
that is awesome what model ?
the crude .
do you play any music ?
i do not play music , do you ?
i have played violin almost my entire life . i love it
do you play for friends family only or concerts as well ?
mostly friends and family . its not really a career option in my area .
we could start a business where you play for weddings . d
my , that is a good idea !


my life s goal is to be the world s foremost encyclopedia salesman. my hobbies include rock collecting and making macaroni art. i work at the gas station as a part time job. i once saw peyton manning at the grocery store. i am a traveling encyclopedia salesman.

hi , how is it going ?
great . i am a traveling salesman encyclopedias to be exact .
i just got off work , i am having some wine and listening to hip hop
my part time job is at a gas station , but my goal in life is different .
i need some encyclopedias for my kids , i have five they all fight .
i am going to be the best encyclopedia salesman in the world .
i work at a animal hospital as a veterinarian , gas station sounds fun .
hobbies ? mine are rock collecting and art with macaroni .
nice , those are good goals to have in life .
i say peyton manning at the grocery store once .
i want to retire and move back to spain where i am from .
oh that is nice . where are you living now ?
wow that is pretty awesome , i have seen miley cyrus at the hospital
that was going to be my next question if you had seen anyone famous .


i ride my bicycle everywhere. i enjoy jazz music. i broke my nose when i was ten. i work at a factory.

hi how are you today ?
hello . i am well . just came back from working at the factory .
that sounds like a hard job ! my cat had me up all night .
that sounds pleasant . speaking of which , you like jazz ?
i do like jazz ! what languages do you speak ? i know italian and english .
me too ! especially on bike rides . oh , i only english .
i am interested in history . having an archaeologist in the family , my brother , makes it fun .
here is my history i broke my nose at the age of 10
oh no ! my eyes are different colors , one blue and one hazel !
what ? no way ! that is wild , yet awesome !
i know ! i am going to be a doctor like my mother , she is an osteopath .
do any of your parents have different colored eyes ?
no , just me ! do you have pets ?
i do . one cat . she is siamese and burmese .
i love my cat , i like dogs too !
i like big dogs , especially . fluffy cats get me too . haha


i wish i could be more serious about school. i have lots of friends and can hold a conversation easily. i have been in a lot of romantic relationships that have ended up poorly. i get distracted easily.

hello how are you this morning ?
i am doing well . trying to study for school but i am not good at it .
keep trying . what did you mom do for a living ? mine was a teacher . education is important .
my mom worked at a cabinet shop . i can not focus on the school work well
what do you do for work ? i am the owner of a cleaning company .
i am a full time student and i hang out with lots of friends all the time
sounds like fun . i am married . do you have a favorite writer ?
i love to read . reading is one of my favorite
do you have a favorite writer ?
i like walt whitman . and i like the house of night novels
my favorite is nicholas sparks . i like your too .
i like that author as well


i am a carnivore. i work at a newspaper. i am highly educated. my father used to be a butcher.

hi . i am sarah . how is your day going ?
hi , i am mary . i am good . thank you .
i am getting ready to go for a run with my dog .
sounds like fun . what do you do for a living ?
i am a stay at home mom . how about you ?
i work at the local newspaper .
interesting . i like to play the piano and guitar . hobbies ?
i enjoy learning . i also like to read .
me too ! anything good lately ?
the hate you give . highly recommend it .
great ! thanks ! do you like music ?
i do . country is my favorite .
hey ! me too ! my cats are driving me crazy .
what do your parents do ?
they own retail stores . what about yours ?
my dad is a retired butcher .


i live in cape hatteras. i am a fisherman. i m going riding on my boat today. i love tuna.

hi ! i have never been big on sports , but i found one i like !
that is great what is the sport ?
i just started archery classes and i think i have a talent for it .
that sounds like fun . . . my life revolves around fishing !
i never liked fishing , but glad you do . are you good at it ?
yes i actually go out on a boat to fish for a living
wow ! exciting ! i keep working on my archery and hope to make it big !
that would be awesome where are you from ?
from the midwest , what about you ?
i live on the east coast cape hatteras , you ever hear of it ?
never heard of it , do you like it ?
yes i love it , its right on the coast so i can ride my boat everyday !
sounds relaxing . do you like your work on the boat ?
yes it is my favorite thing to do ! what other hobbies do you have ?
just my archery , i just recently started but i am putting my all into it .
that is how you get good fast . . .


i recently broke my leg. i was born premature. i have one older sister named mary. i live in texas.

i am so hungry for a donut but no gluten for me .
howdy person i am from texas !
sometimes i rock climb to take my mind off of donuts . i love texas .
well you know its important that we texans remind yall how big we are
yep . my dog came from a shelter in texas .
aw man that is cute really
he has black hair just like me .
i look like my dog as well
ha ! dogs are awesome .
he is a bitch . a bichon frise
i have a mini sheltie . do you cook ?
i just made some ramen . threw a couple of pieces of beef jerky
i love beef jerky , especially when it is spicy .
yeah this is some spicy spicy stuff . burnt my ass
ouch . i am still hungry for a donut .
i live right around the corner from a krispy kreme . probably closed now


i m picky when it comes to food. my temper is pretty short. i like early 2000s indie music. i d like to be a teacher in the future. i love my pet dog more than anything.

hi . i am from pittsburgh . how about you ?
i am from georgia , and i would like to become a teacher .
that is a great aspiration . right now i work at a school as librarian .
that is cool , i do not think i could do that i have a short temper .
well , i like it really quiet at work .
i am picky when it comes to a lot of things especially food .
italian food is my favorite . what kind of food do you like ?
i do not really have a favorite for food but i do love 2000s indie music
concerts are a lot of fun . i try to go to one on saturdays .
i love taking y dog to concerts , he is my favorite thing in the world .
i love dogs . the animal shelter i volunteer at has lots of cute puppies .
that is cool . do you have any other cool facts about you ?
i lead a pretty quiet life . how about you ?
nope that is pretty much everything i got ! lol


i love dragons. i prefer the night to the day , but i love sunshine. i can never decide between a chili corn dog and a cheesy hot dog. i drive more than an hour each way to work. i am a grandparent at 44.

pizza !
slow down , my boy . you wanna talk food ? lets talk food . i need your help .
pizza solves everything haha . whats up though ?
i love chili corn dogs and cheesy hot dogs , but ink which i love more !
those sound like some great nighttime food
funny you say that . i love the nigh time . maybe that is why i love that food !
haha the art scene is so great during the night
i do love the sunshine , though . and dragons . something about dragons i cannot get enough of .
man i wanted to name my cat dragon but no , my sister decided charlie
ah , that reminds me of my daughter . she just had her own , actually . i am a grandpa now !
wow ! that is pretty cool , you enjoying life ?
ca not complain . grandpa at 44 . i will get a lot of time with my granddaughter . how about you ?
haha i am enjoying life , i paint a lot which is nice
will you paint me a dragon clutching a corn dog , eclipsing the moon on a clear night ?


i read a lot. i like to go to the park. i work at a museum. i am stuck in a wheel chair.

hello how are you today
i am bored . my job at the museum sucks
what kind of museum do you work at ? i find art is sometimes boring
it is a landmark museum , i spend most of my time reading
oh that does sound boring . what do you do when you are off
it is a landmark museum , i spend most of my time reading
i like to go for bike rides it is one of my favorite things to do
seeing as i am in a wheelchair my options are limited but i love the park
i am sorry you are in a wheel chair .
sweet . . . i may see you ride by lol
you might one day i do take my bike to a lot of cool places
it is cool . i have no issues with walking people lol
i work out to much to handle being in a wheel chair
so where are you from
i live in kentucky where are you form
i am from dallas texas


i am the oldest of 5 children. i love to climb. i ve never been to the beach. i love my parrot , todd. i m a disappointment to my family.

hello , how are you tonight ?
good ! how are you ?
good , you seem pretty happy . what do you do ?
well , i hang out with my parot , todd
todd , what a great name !
sorry for the misspelling , i type fast . my family says i need a job , though
well families are hard to please , mine want me go back to school
do they want anything that is specific ?
they want me to get a degree and a career .
what kind of stuff do you like ?
i like outdoor activities like hiking and climbing and running . you ?
i like the same thing
that is cool . i also like to travel , do you ?
i do , sometimes , if it is not to cold
oh you only like travelling to where it is warm ?
that is correct , but sometimes i like cold


my favorite food is pizza. i love the rain. i sleep on a single bed. i prefer winter. i drive a van.

hello i am not very tall
neither am i . but it makes for better puddle splashing . i love when it rains !
sounds great i am looking for a job
i hope you find one . i work at a pizza place . do what you love
thank you i have a dog i love him
awe ! i love dogs ! one day i hope to adopt one
that is a great idea there are so many that need homes
yes there are . i need a bigger bed first . so there is room to snuggle lol
i have 2 sisters what about you ?
single child . whats your favorite season ?
winter what is your favorite color min is red
i love winter too ! my van needs new tires before the next one . orange !


i have never had candy in my life. my favorite mob player is barolo colon. i am a professional skittles player. i am known as the iron skittler in the skittles universe.

hi how are you today ?
good just watching an old mob game watching my fave barolo colon
the big ol colon boi
do you know any skittles players ? i am in the professionals
like the candy ? you mean ?
yeah . they know me as the iron skittler even though i have not eaten candy ever
quite impressive . are you married ?
no , i am too busy with my skittles games lol
mine left me . but i unloaded the kids on him . ha !
oh no . how many kids do you have ?
i have none . he has 4 .
i would like to have kids some day
you can have some of mine if you decide fast
ll how old are they ? i like babies


i wait tables at a cafe. i like to be alone. my mother was a nurse. i have a cat. i love to sew.

hello ! where are you from ? i am from canada .
hi ! i am from california and i work as a waiter
i am going to california soon to run a marathon .
nice ! i do not like to be with with people so i got myself a cat
i live near ontario and cats are everywhere here .
so nice , do you have any pets ?
i compete in marathons a lot so no time for pets .
ahh i see , i am sewing my cat a sweater its one of my hobbies
my favorite hobbies are running and basketball .
fun ! i am not a very social person
me either . i watch the best team , vancouver grizzlies , alone .
never heard of them . are they good ?


i live on an island. i have a dog named bob. i like to make boats on the weekends. i am a closet cannibal. i enjoy fishing.

good morning ! i am just listening to some metal . it is my favorite music . you ?
i listen to about anything . how has your day been ?
good , despite my issues with my allergies . i have a lot of them . you ?
good , just walking bob my dog , probably go fishing later .
cool . i will be watching movies and tv . it is what i like to do .
i do not have a tv . in my free time i make boats .
neat ! are your parents alive . when i was in high school i lost my dad .
i am sorry to hear that . no my parents are not with me .
what breed is your dog ?
he is a mutt . do you have any pets ?
i do not . i want one . what kind of boats do you make ?
just canoes and small sail boats . i am on a small island
is there anything interesting you want to tell me about yourself ?
nah , come over for dinner sometime . i would love to have . . . i mean meet you !


i live in a big city. i enjoy singing. i enjoy video games. magic mike is my favorite movie. i enjoy my job , as a teacher.

hello ! i am nick and i am getting ready for work !
i am alison i am watching magic mike
hey allison ! i also like going to the movies .
me to i also play video games and sing although i am not good
i am getting ready for work right now and walking my dogs
i have a dog kind of hard having one in the city tho
i understand , we are always traveling since we work in the circus
interesting . i am a teacher at a university
what do you teach ?
poetry i am a bit of a sap
i am a sap too , in my spare time . i work a lot
are you watching any football tomorrow ?
nope , i am too busy juggling for my act with my father and grandfather
sounds like a busy life
it is , but i am sure your lie is busy too
yea but my weekends are pretty boring i am usually free


i miss my dad. i could move out , but she doesn t want me to. in reality i m 32 and live at home with my mother. there i m a general of an orcish army.

how are you doing today
hi , i am doing fine , how are you doing ?
i am great . i wish it were summer .
me too , what do you do for living ?
i catch butterflies and animals
that is kind of weird , like me , i am 32 and still live with my mother
i think that that is cool
i would move out , but she do not want me to
why would she not want you to
because she thinks i am going to move with my dad , i miss him
what happened to your dad
he went to buy milk , and did not came back
maybe there was not any milk
i chose to believe that . now i am a general of an army , an orcish army
that is a different way to think
i know . tell me something about you


my brother is in a metal band and travels the world. i am in college now and want to be a teacher. i will be graduating in september and hope to get a teaching job soon. my family migrated to america when i was five.

hello . i am in the process of going back to college and i love reading . and you ?
hi , my brother is touring in a metal band around the world .
that is awesome ! however , my favorite is country music .
yeah , i mean he loves it , i am in college , studying to be a teacher
nice , i am studying to be an accountant . i do not eat meat and am vegan .
i will graduate in september and get a teaching job by august of next year .
lovely ! that will be a wonderful job .
maybe i can get a teaching job sooner but school is started so . . i do not know
yes , i am sure it will be easier at the beginning of a new year .
yeah i think so . my family migrated to the us when i was 5 years old
where did you migrate from ?
we migrated from algeria
that is so neat ! do you miss it ?
well it was a tough transition now it is getting better
yes , this is a wonderful country .
what about you ? tell me more of you


i have been in 2 car crashes in my life. food and water are essential to me in life. i like to play sports and get fresh air. i am going to school to get a degree now. i like watching tv in my free time as well.

hi what band do u like i like creed
heyyou ! ! i have had two car crashes , none fatal !
that is crazy my dad is in prison
prison ? like without food and water , i would die , they are essential to me !
speaking of food me a carnivore grrr
no vegan ? breath of fresh air while playing sports , that is what i like
cool i am on welfare
welfare ! , i will be paying for you . getting my degree , that is whats schools for !
college sucks glad i am done with it
yep suck it does , i watch television when i am not doing anything
me also i watch mostly sports
i play sports , i really like to get fresh air , you ?


i like to perform stand up comedy. my father was a member of the communist party. my sister belongs to a cult and has not spoken to the family in years. i have a career in party planning.

hi hiw are you today ?
i am great . i just finished a comedy set at local club . how are you ?
tell mea joke funny person
i am lucky to be alive , my father is a communist and sister belongs to cult .
whats so bad about communism though ?
well the communist party is not well liked even in russia .
are you in russia then ?
folks want to be free .
just like my boy frank sinatra
i was when i was little before my mom fled with my sister and i to america .
i am an older lady . you know ?
party planning is my paying gig . i can plan you a party for your birthday .
i would like that . do an old lady theme
got it , cat glasses , frumpy dresses , and whatever is your drink of choice .


i work as an accountant. i like to go to the lake. i have 3 dogs. my favorite color is blue. i like to read horror novels.

how do you feel when you go to a new place ?
hello . nervous , i try to stay near lakes where i enjoy going .
for me i feel good and love to watch new things i have never seen .
u are taking too long . i am an accountant , what do you do ?
i am a physiotherapist who likes adventures a lot .
awesome ! i do not like much adventure . lake with 3 dogs is about it .
i have phobia for water and only watch it for a distance .
the most adventure i have is reading horror novels . do you read ?
yes , some times i do especially when i have limited free time .
what type of adventure do you enjoy ?
discovering new places and hidden treasures as well as new people .
do you like to travel abroad ?


i work for a large law firm. i hate tofu. i drive a prius. my wife stays home with our kids. we own our home.

hi , i am jennifer , i love to ski . who are you ?
hi jennifer , i am tony . how long have you skied for ?
since i was about 5 . my father taught me . what are your hobbies ?
i do not have hobbies , my law firm is too demanding . what do you do ?
i am a student , studying literature .
oh , that is great ! hows the campus food ?
its okay . . . tolerable . so what would you do if you had free time ?
anything but tofu , right ? i would drive more . i like driving my prius .
i like driving fast ! and to ride my motorcycle .
that is exciting ! my wife would not like me driving a motorcycle , it would scare the kids .
so you are married . i am still looking for mr . right .
i am sure he will turn up ! any important people in your life right now ?
4 cats and 2 dogs , ll . well , and a boyfriend .
well , he could be mr . right . . . right there haha . what are your goals ?
well , i am trying to decide whether i should teach literature or write novels .
i can see how that might be a hard choice .


i am an ovo vegetarian. i cannot stand beets. i enjoy sleeping in on my days off. i cannot cook.

hello how are you doing tonight ?
great ! its my day off and will enjoy the sleep !
nice ! i need a day off . so you have any interest in music ?
i like all genres . its fun to listen to music when i cook .
nice , mines country . i should totally be a country singer one day .
that would be awesome ! i wish they would make ovo vegetarian based country songs
i will keep that in mine . i just think i am too tall being six foot scares people .
tall people are awesome ! can you cook ? i sure as heck cannot
not really . awful in the kitchen but look good in my boots when i try .
i thought you said beets . i hate beets with a passion . cowboy boots ?
i agree . they are horrible . no my thigh high leather boots . matching great with a skirt .
that sounds remarkable . definitely would make for a great concert attire when you perform .


i am hoping to move to australia soon to marry my boyfriend. i am a waitress at a popular houston club. i also give blood monthly in honor of my sister who died. i like jogging in my spare time.

hello , how are you tonight
i am good , and you ?
i am doing very well , thank you . are you married ?
no . i have a boyfriend who wants to marry me in australia
that is awesome . i am single , but am such a romantic .
what do you do in your spare time ? i jog .
i hike and surf . do you like to surf ?
i have always wanted to try surfing .
it is so peaceful and relaxing .
it seems like it would be . what do you do for a living ?
i am a museum curator , what do you do ?
i wait tables . it is a popular club though in houston .
houston is a very nice city , i enjoyed my last trip .
yes i enjoy it very much here .
do you like to travel ?
i do , in fact i would love to visit italy .


i love my dog. wedding cakes are my specialty. i like baking. i enjoy walking around the park.

hey how are you ?
i am doing well how are you ?
doing good just getting my three kids to sleep . bu ?
i am about to take my dog frisket out for a walk .
that sounds fun i enjoy walks !
me too my favorite walks are in the park enjoying nature .
oh cool ! mine are walking down the street to my bestfriends house .
i just opened my own custom cake shop .
that sounds so awesome ! i just bought a honda civic .
i love the honda civic but i like the cr v more . that trunk space .
ll . i like those old dependable cars !
i specialize in original wedding cakes . do you have any hobbies ?


i was born 20 years ago. i live in the usa. i was born male and transitioned to female when i was 17. my favorite color is blue.

hello how are you today ?
i am good , how are you ?
good thanks . tell me about yourself
well , i am painting my room blue
that s great . i have a few homes that need painting
and , i just told my parents i want to transition to female
i see . i am just trying to become a vegetarian . are you ?
no , i like meat the best . i where mu heart in the open
i am sensitive to . i love horses and other animals .
i used to ride horses , but i have not in a while !
i also like riding motor bikes
i thought those were dangerous ?
life is dangerous isn t it
this is very true , just gotta try to stay safe !


i love adventures like mountain climbing. but i m a frustrated driver. i am a mother of 2 daughters. my husband works at a telecom. i m a people person.

i like to eat meat do you ?
hello , i am going mountain climbing with my 2 daughters
my wife is cool use to teach
yes i like meat , i like to meet new people as well
i like food pizza is my favorite
my husband is a hard working guy for a telecom company
cool like painted pictures ? i love pizza
i do not like to drive , i get really frustrated when i drive
really why ? i drive my family
so what do you do for fun
smoke eat an repeat an drink tequila
that must be great to drive your family around
yes i have to i love them
wow , i like your hobbies we should hang out sometime
yes we could where you located ?
i love my 2 daughters , but i aint driving them around


drawing in traditional style is my pasion. my inspiration is classical music. someday i with to become a famous animator and work for a big company like dreamworks. i am a graphic designer. i have recently started working as a freelance designer.

how are u doing tonight
i am good thanks for as king
i am good and not a problem
what do you do for a living ?
i am a baker that bakes out of my home and what about you
what city are you from ?
i am from baltimore md
do you have any hobbies ?
yes i like to play sports
what kind of music do you like
i love me some country music
i like mostly classical music


i m always hungry. i work too many hours in a week. i need a corvette to complete my life. i have a wife and children. i m insecure.

hello . how is your night going ?
i am well thank you and how are you doing ?
no complaints . recently celebrated my sixth anniversary with my wife .
that is awesome congrats . my wife and i are coming up on 10 years .
then same to you . have any interesting hobbies ?
not really i just work mostly . and stay in my house . not to many buddies
fair enough . i spend my weekends at the casino , for the most part .
maybe that is what i need to do so i can buy my corvette .
at least you would have a goal ! i go just for fun .
does that wife get mad ?
no , because i play off a small amount each weekend .
well that is good that you have a budget . what food do you like .
bbq . being a beer drinker , it is very complimentary . you ?
just about anything i can find i am always eating
i do the same , only with beer . i have had over 35 different kinds .
oh wow which one is your favorite ?


my mother is a ballerina. i have the support of my whole family. i am a white dancer. i plan to retire in 6 months. i ve studied ballet all my life.

hello stranger , i am looking forward to getting to know you !
bonjour ! i am russian ballerina for long time . study now to do tattoo art !
nice , i have a tramp stamp of my dogs , but i will not say where . ;
all russian ballet have tattoo also not tell you where ! you be surprised
i am not easily surprised , but i might be jealous !
jealous of putin face ? ha ha ha no my family buy tights in bulk . . all ballet
i get to dizzy to do ballet , so i just drive my car .
my father ballet , my mother ballet , if you not ballet you go to bad place
lol . . . i am not going anywhere nere the good place !
not you . you can drive car . but not to bad place . maybe to pizza
i will drive , but can we get sushi instead of pizza ?
what sushi sound like windy
i do not really care what we eat as long as the restaurant is blue !
blue you crazy russian hacker ! i am ready . i hope for long time for blue food
i will be right over to get you for sushi pizza faster then you pirouette !
do not fall in love ! i only live for six months . then gone . dead like swan


i like playing outside in the sun with my dolls. i sleep in a princess bed. i am a four year old girl with brown eyes and hair. my daddy brings home flowers for me.

hi , how are you ?
i want my daddy . he brings flowers for me all the time .
my dad passed away , leaving me and my 2 siblings . i am the youngest .
i can count my age on one hand . i am four !
do you have any siblings ?
no , but i play with my dolls outside .
is that what you do in your free time ? in mine , i like to read mysteries .
yes and then i take naps in my princess bed .
a princess bed ? cool . are you into amy sports ?
i am going to start dance when i start kindergarten .
cool . i like to play tennis .
that sounds like a big kids sport .
it is . i started when i was in college in chicago .
wow you are old ! do you have brown hair like me ?
yes ! my hair is brown .
that is so cool , my eyes are brown too .


i am a vegan. i am from france. i am studying literature. my favorite food is tacos. i like to draw.

hi , how are you doing this evening ?
i am doing fine . just studying for a college paper . how are you doing ?
i am well . i just finished preparing a delicious shrimp alfredo !
yum . that sounds really good . i love shrimp tacos with sour cream and avocado .
thanks ! shrimp is a favorite staple of mine . so , whats your paper on ?
american literature , the beginning of the civil rights movement . its a broad topic .
indeed , that topic will keep you busy . you will be at it all weekend ?
yes , all weekend . i am going to an art show tomorrow night with some friends .
i love art ! i have been looking to get a professional painting of my parrot , burt .
i am really excited . what kind of a parrot is burt ?
no clue . he was left to me when my great aunt passed away last year .
oh i am sorry to hear that . what a great gift , a parrot . does he talk ?


i have a pet husky. i live in the great white north. i love to eat fish. i like to race rc cars.

hi how are you doing
hello , where are from ? i am from the north
i am from chicago il
i own a alaskan huskey ,
is it a girl or boy
up here in the north we love to fish .
what do you fish for
when i am not fishing , racing cars is my other hobby
what do you race ? cars ?
we fish for trout i love to eat fresh trout
do you cook them yourself
i have a 1969 corvette that i race
did you build it yourself
i like to grill my fish with charcoal
does it give it a different taste
no i bought it ready to race i just maintain it


i m recently divorced. i wear glasses. i have no children of my own. i m very shy. i m a children s librarian.

how are you doing today
am doing well just got home from the library . you ?
that is cool i am just watching tv and going to do my sons cake
is it his birthday today ?
no it was the 11
do you have other kids ?
yes i do and do you have any kids
i love kids just do not have my own .
oh ok i got ya
work in the children section of the library .
oh ok then got ya
have yet to find the man . just got divorced actually .
i am sorry i just got married
what do you do in your spare time ? that is wonderful .
i like to bake cakes and spend time with my family
that is good to do .


my family is very supportive of my skiing. i broke my arm skiing once. i am a competitive ski racer. my hair is a reddish brown.

hi how are you doing
hi ! my name is sara . what is your name ?
hi sara my name is deon
what do you do for a living deon ?
it field for 5 years now
that is cool . i bet you have some great stupid human stories .
most situation are operator errors lol
no doubt . what are your hobbies ?
being a christian i spend a lot of time help with church activities
cool . i travel with my job so my biggest hobby is probably photography .
i enjoying watching football as well , confession i do skip somethings to enjoy football
lol hey sports are important !
you love photography that is a great hobby for traveling
yeah . i get to travel to ski competitions and take pictures when i am not racing .
you have a lot pictures of snow covered hills i guess
lol for sure . action shots of my competition .


before i die , i want to skydive. i have a pet snake. my dream is to move to the middle of the desert. i start an internship in engineering later this year. i am a famous video game character online.

hello , how are you ? i like to watch football .
hi , i am doing well . i love sports too and skydiving !
i like to watch football with my friends , they like it too .
that is cool , do you play video games . i am a character in one !
its a lot of fun . we like watch while having beers and food .
cool . do you have any pets ? i have a snake named jake !
i do not . jake the snake , that is clever .
haha , thanks ! i will be starting an engineering internship in december , cant wait !
you are also a character in a video game ? how interesting !
yes , i am thanks so much !
it was nice chatting with you , take care of jake the snake lol ! bye bye !
thank you , i will , you have a wonderful day too !
i will , stay safe in your game perils .
yes , definitely , i will sure try !


last month the farm was foreclosed so i am looking for a new job. i am an out of work farmhand. i would like to move some place warmer. i live in kansas.

i need to study so badly . i am not doing to well in school .
i am from kansas , how about you ?
i live in new york , piling up the debt .
i get it . my farm got foreclosed last month .
is it in the country ? i love spending time in nature .
yes . its nice but i want to move some where warm , on a beach .
i have dreamed about living in bermuda .
that would be really awesome . i hope you get that someday
got to get my life straight first .
ditto . i am searching for a new job after the farm .
what do you think you will do ?
not sure , but a farmhand without work is no start .


i am an old woman who lives on a social security check. i only take the bus. i babysit for the woman who lives next door. my favorite color is yellow.

hey good afternoon how are you ?
i am okay , just taking a break from work right now
yea i get that for sure , like city life ?
yes , it is so much work , but i am grateful to even have a job
are we all ! i love veggies an fruits
so do i , my favorite fruit is watermelon
i like pineapple the best
i enjoy that fruit too , but it starts to swell my tongue up after a while
be careful of the seeds i tell my grandbabies that
okay , that is cool , congratulations on being a grandparent
yes they are so tiny an sweet
i bet they are , are they in school yet , kids love school
yes 3 are , the others are .
oh wow , how many grandchildren do you have ?
6 how many do you have ?
oh , i have none at all . hopefully my children give me some


i have never kissed a woman. i watch jimmy fallon s show every night. people notice how organized i am. i believe that i can achieve anything.

hi . the first step to being a vegan is telling people you are vegan . i am . haha
i could never do that . . . although i do believe i can do anything , but not that
it is very difficult to stick to . so how are you ?
a little depressed , i am an older man who has never kissed anyone
not even your mom ? i kiss my cat . his name is jasper .
that does not count , it is really sad , but jimmy fallon cheers me up every night
that is good . my job cheers me up . i am a barista .
that does not sound like fun at all
all the free java keeps me buzzing . haha . what is your favorite color ?
free java , give me some , i could use it at my job , i organize things . . . blue
mine is orange . do you like flowers ? a rose is my favorite .
i like organizing flowers , people have told me i am really good at organizing
can you please organize my things ? it is my least favorite thing to do .
if you pay me , my skills do not come for free
how much do you charge ?
it depends on the mess , some of my clients have lived like pigs


i like spreading laughter and love everywhere i go. i work as a lifeguard at a beach. i listen to katie perry while in the shower. i am a breath of fresh air.

hey how is it going ?
i am great ! i just got home from my job as a life guard !
that is awesome do you work at a beach or a pool ?
at the beach . do you have a job ?
yeah i fly for the military
oh wow ! that sounds exciting ! do you like music ?
yeah all sorts of stuff how about you ?
i always listen to katie perry in the shower !
haha nice , my girlfriend really likes listening to her .
she reminds me of me , a true breath of fun fresh air !
that is so cool , its always nice finding a good band .
very true . music just spreads love everywhere
i completely agree , bouncing around alot as a kid really opened my eyes to different music .
well i always enjoy good music
me too , do you live in the states
i do , on the west coast .


i have broken my arm twice. i am a widow. i am a very social person. i grew up with 6 siblings. my parents were divorced.

i am so sad there is not anymore game of thrones for a year or two .
sorry . i read the books , but i have not watched the show yet .
i cannot wait to see the finale .
cool . is that your favorite show ?
yes ! i wish i could live there , since it seems cold . i like the cold .
really ? me too . i prefer the cold . fall is my favorite season .
i prefer winter . ca not wait to go shopping at walmart for jackets .
ll . i am a very social person . so it means lots of parties !
i never get invited to parties . i write got fanfic .
that is actually pretty awesome ! i am jelly . do you have siblings ?
no , i have no family . do you ?
i have 6 siblings , but my parents are divorced . so holidays are weird .


i work as a veterinarian. i am a vegetarian. my favorite music is hip hop. my birthplace is spain. i am married and have five children.

good morning how is it going
pretty good . how are you ?
awesome , i have like 3 sisters and brothers
i am an only child but my wife and i have 5 kids
i am a paramedic and studying to be a nurse
wow . we are both in the medical profession . i am a vet .
i live in a big studio apartment of the water
i love the water . ocean , lake or river ?
they all are beautiful to live near . i love music beatles is my favorite
personally i am more into hip hop
its a beautiful day out
its supposed to rain all day here .
where are you from i am in michigan
your neighbors to the south . ohio
pretty awesome it look like it suppose to rain here too
we had planned to go to the zoo , but i think we need a new plan


i enjoy the outdoors. my favorite breakfast is pancakes. i got a girlfriend last month. i am a hardcore biker. my friends and i go hiking all the time.

hello , are you who i talk to about college career ?
no what are you doing today ?
oh , i was planning on discussing my liberal views at a well matched school .
i love outdoors while eating pancakes . my girlfriend gave it to me
your girlfriend gave you pancakes ?
yes , i love biking and hiking
those are some of the only activities i do . i am so sheltered .
why you should try other thing
i will once i leave this catholic school . i plan on partying all the time !
can i join you someday ?
are you in new england ? maybe !
no i am not i am here at my house
oh , well have a nice day then .
yes i hope i will have
i will be praying for you
i hope you will for me


i like rock music. my favorite color is green. i work at mcdonald. my name is gerald.

oh i am so happy . i am getting married soon .
congratulations . will you have rock music , my fav ?
yes ! hopefully at the local theater i am in right now !
that is the theater next to the mcdonald that i work at
yes , you know my dad ? he left my mom . he works there .
oh , i might . my name is really gerald at work , you know me as jerry .
jerry , do you like animals ? i work with them .
yes , i love animals . oh btw my hair is green , my favorite color .
green hair ? of all history , which i am a scholar in never seen it .
well your dad probably can recognize me . what type of animals do you like ?
i love ants . and chipmunks . i race them .
you race ants ? ll i hope that you win .
well the ant is on the chipmunks back . weve been practicing for my wedding race .
interesting wedding . when is it ?


my family loves me , but keeps their distance. i blame myself for all of my problems. if i m not drinking , i m thinking , which makes me uncomfortable. i am constantly drinking.

hey there , how do you do ?
i am okay but i will be better once i get another drink
what do you like to drink ?
i love margaritas on the rocks . but any liquor will do the trick
haha not bad . what do you do for work ?
i do not have a job now . its my fault though . i cannot stop drinking .
oh are you an alcoholic ? i joined the army
is your family proud of you ? i want to mines proud .
they are , i am sure your family loves you
they do but they do not come around much due to my drinking
i guess , maybe they do not like it
i do not know . i drink so i do not have to think about it .
that is sad , any hobbies ?
i go out to bars with friends a lot . what about you ?


i am a ballet dancer. i work many hours rehearsing for my show. my parents passed away in a car accident. my favorite food is hamburgers. i like movies based on comedies.

hey there . what kind of car do you have . mine is an acara .
hi ! i have a range rover ! easy to carry all my ballet gear
nice . basketball is my game to fame , really just a hobby where i drink coors .
i spend a lot of tie rehearsing for my show , but love beer in my down time .
yeah , i am an engineer and basketball and beer are great for a saturday .
i do take drinking and driving seriously because my parents were in a car crash recently
oh i do not drink and drive . my wife would never forgive me .
good to hear ! do you like hamburgers ? they are my favorite ! !
i have the best hair in my office because my wife is great at her profession .
that is awesome ! maybe she can do mine sometime
hamburgers are great especially homemade ones . she would love to .
we can cook out and do hair !
i think we should plan it .
sounds good to me . . i will mark my calender


i work at a smoothie shop. i go to a local college. i listen to classic rock. i enjoy eating vegetarian food.

hi ! how are you ? what is your favorite thing to do ?
hi ! i am in college , so mostly i study . how about you ?
i am well thank you . just listening to some kpop tonight . what are you up to ?
i am eating some vegetarian chili for dinner . what are you having tonight ?
i really should be eating fish or veggies too , but it is pizza night .
maybe you could try a smoothie . i make them for a living
imagine that ! there used to be a juice bar next to the hotel where i work .
do you meet a lot of travelers in your work ?
very many . once one of my favorite kpop bands stayed here .
i am in school now , but i want to travel after i graduate
any particular place you want to see ?
i would like to go to london ? where would you want to go ?
maybe to korea to see some of the kpop groups .
i would want to hear the classic rock bands . where do you think i should go ?


i speak english and spanish fluently. i like listening to blues music. i am mixed with puerto rica and chinese. my favorite artist was prince.

hi there , how are you
hello , i am great what about you ?
good to hear , i am good thanks !
you are welcome ! it helps that i am listening to my favorite music , blues .
blues music is great ! so what are your hobbies ?
my hobbies consist of practicing my english spanish and going for hikes .
cool ! whenever i have the time i like to go skateboarding .
that sounds fun ! do you have a favorite artist you like to listen to ? mine is prince .
not really , just what i hear on the radio .
understandable . what is your ethnicity ?
i am british , and you ?
i am mixed with puerto rica chinese
that is awesome ! so what do you do for work
i teach kindergarten at a school that is local to me . how about yourself ?


i have never been to college. i am a bank teller. i love to go hiking. my favorite phone is as iphone. i have never been out of the country.

hi there ! how are you doing tonight ?
i just been working in a bank as a teller
that is good . i work in an office own by peta . do you like animal ?
i m always on my phone and i don t have that
you do not like animals ? i love them .
hey have you been out of the country yet because i m never been
i have . where do you like to go ?
i like hiking around here maybe that s why never been to any places
hiking is good . i do not eat meat to keep myself healthy . do you ?
well what kind of diet are your family that s awesome
we just cut out most of the meat in our diet . it is good
i didn t go to college in a used iphone
we just cut out most of the meat in our diet . it is good
oh so how are you doing today
we just cut out most of the meat in our diet . it is good
wow you have an automatic reply


i drive a ford mustang. i am college student. i have a girlfriend named luis , and she goes to my college. i am 25 years old and live with my parents.

hi just came in from walking . so , glad i do not have school today .
hi , me too . needed a break from college work this week . lol
is it true that less busy work happens in college ?
yeah , its straight to the point and you write a lot of papers .
better than being bored all day , i want summer back
i ready to graduate so i can move out and live with my girlfriend luis .
cool . i just met my gf this summer .
awesome . i am driving my mustang to meet mine later .
cool . i wish i had a car .
i wish i did not live with my parents right now .
yeah . i thought people get to move out for college ?
i did at first but had to move home to finish up school . saving money .
ah . well at least you get to finish . i get it .
yeah , looking forward to being done with it .
what are you going to do when you are done ?
try to get a job in the tech sector and work my way up .


i love winning. coffee is important to me. i love sunny days. i don t like feeling obligated to hang out with someone. i can tell right away if i m going to like someone.

hello how are you today
i am doing good just got home
i am here looking at my stamp collection
nice do u have a lot of them i am drinking coffee i am in love with it
yes i do like three books full . i am also taking flight classes
nice being a pilot would be cool because i love the sunny days
do you know what a mortician is ?
yes i do is that what u are
yes mortician is my job
i am a winner i have to win at everything
that is not good , i love the movie dirty harry
and i do not like being obligated to spend time with friends
you are a weird person .
i can tell if i am going to like ppl when i first meet them
oh yeah ? how can you tell ?
just a feeling i get its wierd


my name is kevin. i enjoy working out and learning new things. i play the guitar. i am studying software development. i am a student in college.

hi ! i am upset that summer is over that is my favorite season .
yeah it is sad that the summer is over , whats your name ? i am kevin .
david . nice to meet you . my birthdays during june .
that is great , i was just getting ready to workout and learn some new things
sounds fun . i need to feed my cat . he is very hungry . my parents wo not help with that .
that is sad , i love playing the guitar maybe i can play for your cat .
i think he would really love that !
i could play for your cat in between classes at college . and you ?
i am currently working with computers .
awesome . i am studying software development .
cool that is a very productive field . i think you will do great !
thank you , it was great getting to know you david . anything else going on with you ?
nothing special . i am going to go get lunch in a few minutes .
awesome , i am getting hungry too , i love eating mcdonald after my workouts .


i m an amazing dancer. i m a terrible speller. country music makes me cringe. i volunteer at animal shelters.

hey i am thinking about you right now
hi how are you doing ? i am fine .
ok i am glad your fine i am also well . do anything for fun ?
yes me too and this is okay i have fun .
i am do yoga if you are ever interested in joing a group . i will stretch you
wow amazing i can not spell good awful
i just noticed some of my own typos i am watching tv writing poetry
that is cool i bet you write beautiful poetry
yes i do try to write beautiful poetry all over the different lands
that is wonderful i am great at dancing i dance awesome . do you ?
my yoga is like a dance . i might do a little dancing tonight ;
country music makes me feel like singing i cringe .
i sing country music but its a very rout and brainwashed kind of thing
that sounds like fun and relaxing i work at the animal pound .
ah . very nice . i have a dog . he is my little buddy
country music is beautiful i bet you have a great voice .


i have a poodle named nanette. i work on wall street. i actually like wearing suits and ties. i love smooth jazz. i live in new york city.

how are you doing tonight ?
i m doing well . what do you do ?
i am an accountant , but i do not like it !
well then how about a job on wall street ? it s where i work
is that a hard thing to do ?
not at all if u
my mom is a fashion designer , so maybe i could do that
nanette is my favorite designer . it s what i named my poodle
also , she is into bob ross , and hiking !
no hiking for me . it would mess up my prized business suits
that sounds very very very fancy !
it s normal when you reside in the big apple
is it expensive ?
new york or the suits . depends on the store or the neighborhood but generally yes
do yo like it there ?
sure . ain t no place better for listening to some great jazz


i escaped and later became a carpenter. my favorite color is red. i was the first born child. i was a slave for 10 years.

hi , i am the oldest of 6 kids , and am adopted
i am the oldest child and was a slave for a decade
oh wow , sounds horrid . my mom took care of us kids , while dad works at hp
it was , i got out and learned how to be a carpenter
that is awesome ! ! my adoptive parents are great people .
i lost track of my parents when i was little
i am sorry to hear , what about your siblings ?
i have one sister , we keep in touch often
that is good ! the future is frightens me . . .
building redwood furniture calms me
that is good to have a hobby
true , i like redwood because red is my favorite color .
i mean it is beneficial to do
agreed , i do carpentry as a job and as a hobby


i hope one day to own a stable of at least 10 race horses. i am a professional horse racing handicapper. i am trying to open my own teaching program for horse racing. i haven t been on a date since high school. i have made over 90 , 000 on trifecta bets alone this year.

hello how are u tonight
good , you ? what are you interest in ? i am obsessed with horse racing .
i really do not have any hobbies besides dreaming
oh dreaming can be nice , as long as they are good dreams .
yeah i have never been to the west coast so i dream of going
oh i hope you get to travel soon . i have not dated since high school
i am single myself have not found the right one for me yet
nice to find someone with that in common . i want a horse stable
i was on the local news once but it was not for illegal stuff
good to know , was it for something good ? haha
yes helping the homeless at the shelter
so nice of you , that makes a real difference .
yeah it felt good have u ever been to canada
no i have not , i always wanted to travel around there though .
i have been to canada twice it is a great place to travel
i bet , my sister in law is from there .


i am from mexico. i like to go on walks. i have 2 cats. i like to bake. i used to be a chef , but i m a teacher now.

hello ! what do you do for fun ?
i go for walk and love to bake too
that is great ! i collect computer parts to build my own machines and also bug collecting
wonderful ! where are you from ?
i am from canada , how about you ?
my birth place is mexico .
what do you do for work ?
i was a chef , now i am a teacher . what about you ?
i thought about the military when i was young , ended up running for office politics in 2004
that is great . do you have any pets ?
no pets . oh i forgot to mention the past 6 years i have been a mechanic
really . i got 2 cats whom i love .
what are your cats names i have always wanted one
one is bamboo and the other is named nyla .
they sound cute ! what breed ?
they both are ragdoll . you should get one too .


i am too short to reach the top shelf. i have the gene that lets me know when someones eaten asparagus. i have five different flavors of coffee in my fridge. my dog introduced me to my first and second wives. i enjoy my steaks cooked medium rare.

hi , i am sarah a banker what do you do for a living ?
i am sam . my dog has introduced me to all my wives
wow , that is an interesting way to meet women . i have been divorced for two years now .
it is a good way . i drink a lot coffee and eat my steak medium rare
i am not a fan of steak but i do collect teapots . do you like cats ?
i do like cats , i have five . they all live outside
i have cats , but keep them inside due to my grandmother living in my guesthouse
that is cool . i am short i barely reach the top shelf
that must make it very hard for you to put away your dishes
oh yes i have several stools
my grandmother is quite tall so she helps get the top shelf at my house
that is awesome . i am able to tell when people eat asparagus
is it because it makes their breath smell ?
i have a gene that detects it


i am saving money to buy my first car. i live with my parents. i currently work at mcdonalds. i am taking a year off before i start college. i am eighteen years old.

hello how are you doing
hey , i am doing well , you ?
i am doing good so where are you from
i live in texas for college , i moved here , but i am waiting a year before starting
that is cool i live in new york
what do you do for a living ?
i cook for a living
like a professional chef sort of thing ?
i guess you can say so
that is cool , i am temporarily working at mcdonalds before school
how do you like it
its pretty miserable , will not lie , fast food is not fun
are you male of female
i am female , what about you
i am a guy and i am 33 years old
i see , i am 18 years old


my favorite color is blue. i am next in line to become queen of england. i have five cats. madonna is my sister. my husband is the ceo of taco bell.

how are you doing today
i am doing well . do you have any pets ?
i have a bunch of horses
wow , cats are my favourite animal . i have 5
that is a decent amount
it is the most i can handle . my husband just got a promotion at taco bell
that is great . i am happy for you two .
thanks ! hopefully if we move i can get more animals
why do you want to move
to be closer tony sister , her name is madonna
is that your better half
yes , she just moved from england
that sounds very nice . i hope that works out .
do you have any siblings ? do they live near you ?
i have eight . they live all around .
wow that is a big very family ! is there a large age difference ?


i play football. my favorite movie is star wars. i have a pet iguana. i like to play video games. i work at mcdonald s.

hi , how are you this lovely fall day ?
great . looking forward to football season !
cool , what do you do for work ?
good old mcdonalds . best job out there sarcasm
not too shabby , i am not old enough to work yet
how young are you ? i suggest micky ds as a first job . it is great
i am ten , i take karate after school but when i am older mcdonalds sounds great
it is good to learn self defense . do you play video games ?
yes , what is your favorite ?
i love wow . i am a wow junkie
what else do you do for fun ?
i play with my pet iguana . you have any pets ?
oh wow , no but i wish i had a tarantula
they are pretty cool pets !
ya , i read harry potter , do you like to read ?
harry potter is the best series out there


my favorite music is country. i am a vegan. i love all animals. i used to work as an actress. i love my job.

hi . how are you today ?
i am well , how about you ?
ok . just looking for a new job . what are you doing ?
just hanging out with my cat .
i do not have any pets . what do you do for a living ?
i used to be an actress , but am a reporter now . i love it .
i wish i could find a job that i love . do you get to travel a lot ?
sometimes , but usually local stuff . i wish .
i love to travel . i go to india to visit family at least once a year .
awesome ! i have never been to india . where do you live now ?
i am in ohio . what about you ?
washington . do you eat a lot of indian food at home ?
not really . i eat a lot of greens for my training regimen .
is that for a sport ? i love greens ! been vegan for ages . ;


i love honey. i enjoy talking to strangers. i want to live at the beach. my favorite animal is a monkey.

hello ! how are you this evening ?
i am fine thanks . its always fun to talk with new people !
it is ! so what do you do for work ?
just a boring job . do you do something interesting ?
i am a nurse . i would rather be a professional eater but not get fat doing it .
lol . i especially love to eat anything made with honey .
same here . do you believe in alien life ? i do .
i have not thought about it much , but it seems likely .
when i get bummed i look at the stars to cheer up my mind .
i love looking at the stars too . wish i lived near the beach , though .
i use to live near the beach . i miss it .
do you have any pets ? i want a monkey , but my lease prohibits it .
i have a cat . she is persian .
i suppose you mean her breed , and not her nationality !


i love to travel. i work as a freight truck driver. i am a 43 year old woman. i have two full sleeves of tattoos.

hi how are you today
great , and you ? i am just wrapping up a leg of my trip .
i am good . where did you go ?
work , i drive a truck because i like to travel around .
you must see a lot of places have you ever seen a volcano
i have never seen a volcano , but i have a tattoo of one .
i like to walk up them . your tattoo must be pretty
that is brave of you . both my arms are covered in tatts , need new spot .
i do not have any of those . have you been to canada ?
i have not been out of the united states , but i would like to .
i think women from canada are beautiful
43 years and this girl has not gone anywhere . are they really pretty ?
yeah i think they are but people have different opinions
everyone is entitled to them i suppose . i think italian women are beautiful .
it was nice talking to you have a safe drive
nice chatting with you too !


its good to eat a lot of veggies. i want to be a vegetarian. i like meat too much. i m lazy and pork tastes good. i do the shopping in my house.

are you a religious person ?
a little bit , why do you ask ?
my religious views are very important to me at my age .
oh how old are you ? i love meat , especially pork . i could never give that up .
i am 64 years old , ready to retire and travel the world .
that is awesome to travel after you retire . i am too lazy for that .
well they say pork will do that to you . how old are you ?
i am 30 . i want to try to just eat veggies , but it is hard .
yes it is . my wife helps to keep me eating healthy . are you married ?
i am too . i do the house shopping so i always get all the unhealthy foods .
that is unfortunate . your health should be more of an importance .
i know . that is why i want to eat more veggies . for my health .
they are far less expensive than junk food . you will not regret the change !
that is true ! what do you do for work ?
i work for a marketing company . i supervise and qa potential advertisements .
oh that is nice i bet that keeps you busy


i love my work and just got promoted. i listen to classical music. i work for a large law firm. i enjoy golfing.

hi , how are you doing ?
i am fantastic ! today has , been great . how bout ursel ?
i am doing great . its a fantastic day for photography .
i like golfing . helps me blow of steam from work .
sounds like fun . i would like to do some photography on famous courses one day
that sounds like an adventure . i do not travel much .
would you like to ? i
yes but i work all the time . it paid off got promoted at my law firm
hey , that sounds like a great career move though . i am still working on my career .
i just put on some classical music and a glass of wine tell me about it
i would like to be a photographer one day , ya know , travel the world taking pictures
sounds like fun do you enjoy anything else
i do like music . i want to combine my photos and my passion for music
that sounds like a great combination .


i enjoy shopping. i am a lifestyle blogger. i am married and have 2 kids. i live in celebration , florida.

yo ! what is up stranger ?
hello . how are you doing today ?
a little copy paste . i like it
what is a hobby of yours ?
well my job really is my hobby ; i make art
i am a blogger . i love what i do .
does blogging love you ? is it mutual ?
yes it is . i live in florida . where do you live ?
that is good . i live in florida as well
nice . what part of the state do you live ?
it is nice . what part of the state do you live ?
orlando . do you like shopping ? i love it .
nice . do you enjoy shopping ? i like it .
i said i love it .
i said i like it
i live in celebration , not orlando .


i am working in finance. i listen to rap. i drive a black car. i like meat. my favorite food is steak.

hi how are you today ?
i am doing great i actually had the day off how about you ?
i am learning more about robotics . it is my hobby
i work in a bank but my co workers distaste my music
interesting ! do you have kids ?
yes just 1 for now hence i still have my black nissan z
nice ! i have 2 kids and a mini van
well i plan on being mini van bound soon . whats your favorite food ?
i like pizza ! and you ?
i am pure carnivore , meat is life especially steak
cool ! where do you live ?
i am on the east coast , i think its why i love wu tang so much
nice , i am at a rural community in montana
i been to wyoming when i was a teen


my father used to work for a bank. i went to college and graduated few years ago. now i also work at a bank. i grew up in the upstate. i live in the city.

hello , my name is sue and i enjoy reading .
hi nice to meet you i just graduated nyu two years ago
what was you major ? i recently started a blog so people can post book reviews .
i majored in finance to follow in my dads footsteps
that is nice . do you share your opinion on books you read ?
sometimes i do i mainly read books about finance i want to work on wall street someday
i had to start talking to well known publishers because my friends wo not listen .
that sounds interesting the publishers are very knowledgeable about books
yes and blogging lets me share my thoughts .
blogging does tell people a lot about topics and lets the writer vent
do you talk to friends about finance ?
sometimes i work at untrust so sometimes i want a break from it all
oh i can understand that .
what do you do when you are not blogging


my favorite band used to be toto. my dogs name is toto. my grandma is from denmark. my favorite food is meatloaf. my car is green and smells weird.

hi , my name is melody and i love my babies and dogs .
great how are you melody ?
i am wonderful . how are you doing ?
i am alright . i have a dog named toto . generic .
toto that a great name reminds me of the wizard of oz .
it also reminds me of africa . what a song .
oh ? what kind of song and are you from africa ?
you know that song i saw the rain down from africaaaa
i do not know the song but it sounds like fun .
ah you should listen to it . its from the 80s
i will have to look that up . i do need some music especially from the 80s .
yeah musical is very cyclical . i love modern stuff but its similar


i like to be alone. i have a cat. my mother was a nurse. i wait tables at a cafe.

hey , i am jared how are you ?
i am good . do you have any pets ?
no but i do have a pair of shoes . do you have any pets ? ?
i have one cat . do you work ?
sometimes , i mainly eat at restaurants though . never at home , you ?
well i work at a cafe . i wait tables .
how fun ! do you scratch any backs there ? i love having mine scratched
i do not i would rather be alone .
heard that brother sister . you watch movies though ?
no my mom was a nurse and wanted us to read
reading is awesome . whats your favorite book ?
she is come undone by wally lamb . yours ?
the cat and the hat , guess . classic literature for me
ha ! with a side of green eggs and ham ? ?
i might like them . . . sam i am . .
you are a funny guy , jared .


i love wearing name band clothing. i have woman calling me all the time. i spend my evening creating the perfect music playlist. i prefer the night instead of the day.

whats up ? greetings from atlanta , ga !
women are awesome but so many call me
gosh , my problem is men ! i always meet so many in the towns nightclub scene .
i love band tee shirts an the night .
i never miss a music festival , love band tees .
ll sounds like we would have fun i am making a perfect playlist right now
wish i could party right now , but i am dental assistant in the posh side of atlanta .
you can when you get off for sure !
lol it is my world after all and everybody else is just a minor character
well now hold on a second lol
sorry , i have got borderline personality disorder , so you know . its hard to relate aside from the dancefloor
ll okay well maybe i will catch you out
sure , what do you do for fun ?
music an relax enjoy the night life
do you like drinking when you go clubbing ?
of course i do i have to party hard lol


i m terrible at math. i m a college student. dancing is my passion. i drive a silver lexus. i have a dog named socks.

hi want to be my friend ?
yes , i would love to . i am in college .
i never went to college . i get on okay
do you have any pets ?
nah . i do like to fish , but they are not pets
oh , i have one dog . his name is socks .
that is a fun name . what kid of dog is he
he is a little white maltese .
i might be interested in a hound to take fishing
what type of car do you drive ?
i drive a truck . a chevy
oh , i drive an old lexus .
fancy . do you like steak ?
yes , who does not like steak ?
i like simple stuff . meat and potatoes , you know ?
yeah , that is how i am .


my father used to work for microsoft. i am a christian. i like football. my favourite band is kings of leon.

hello ! how are you today ?
good ! i hope the lord is seeing you well tonight !
indeed he is . in am hanging out with my golden retriever .
that is lovely indeed . what is the dogs name ?
speedy . he used to be quite fast . do you like to read ?
i only read the bible . however , i do like music ! my favorite band is kings of leon .
i am not familiar with that band . tell me more !
they are a very good band , they are a southern indie rock band . they have several hits !
do you have siblings ? i love hanging out with my little sister , jane .
i do not have siblings . is jane a fan of football ?
no , but she loves to play soccer like i do .
i enjoy football , both kinds american and worldwide .
do you have a favorite team ?
my favorite american football team is the browns . my favorite mls team is the crew .


i love dogs. i have 2 dogs as pets. i work as a veterinarians assistant. my mother is allergic to dogs. i leave the dogs home when i visit my parents.

hi ! !
hello there !
how are you ?
i am well
glad to hear ! do you like music ?
i like canines
i like rap . especially that snoop dog . he is a canine p
i keep two canines as tamed animals
cuteeeee ! do you like food ?
my careers is at a veterinarian as an assistant
very nice . my biggest hobby is the drums
my mom has an allergy to canines
that is unfortunate . better leave the dogs at home
my canines stay at my house when i travel my mother and father
you are so considerate !
i really like canines


we have 4 children and 2 dogs. my husband just decided to leave me. i enjoy ice cream. the kids will be my responsibility as my husband does not want them.

i like to drink a lot
i am going to join you . . . my husband just left me . . . i am going to be a single mother .
oh man . what happened ?
i am not sure . i guess the spark in the relationship just faded ?
how long were you married ?
long enough to conceive four children . . . of which are my responsibility now .
what are you drinking ? i am loving some rebel ipas right now .
i am actually just digging through a pint of ben and jerry . love ice cream !
my favorite is cookies and cream
good choice ! do you think i can give some of my brownie batter to my dogs ?
no , dogs and chocolate do not mix
i doubt this ice cream has real chocolate in it though . i will not risk it anyway .
i have a chihuahua . what kind of dog do you have ?
two golden retrievers , they are the only thing keeping me afloat . love them ! !
oh man , i had a golden puppy for a while . way too much puppy for me !
lol . thanks for the convo . have a good night !


my name is mary. i am a receptionist at a doctors office. i am also a fulltime student studying radiology at local college. i manage all the paperwork and incoming calls. my weekends are spent studying and looking over client files.

hello ! what are you up to today ?
not took much ! and yourself ? i am mary !
i am on a lunch date with my husband .
i will be going on break here soon . stuck in this doctors office answering phones !
that is no fun . both of my high school aged sons want to be doctors !
oh ? that is awesome ! i am a full time student myself at a local college .
oh you must have a lot of friends !
psha . instead of socializing , i spend my time looking over files of clients and studying !
i try to be with my friends , but i do not really like them . i feel very lonely .
www . i am sorry its like that for you . studying radiology , it gets lonely as well .
i never really found myself in college . i hope you have better luck .
its a lot of hard work and i am hoping it will be worth it !


i like to go fishing. my mom is a lawyer. i have 5 children. i am a student. i have an internship at a computer company.

hi , jackson here , i like being free .
jefferson here , i love being free which is why i fish
that is awesome . my parents are the same . i learned from them .
yeah i love my parents , especially my mom . she is a lawyer .
my family is fun , hard working folks . i will work but not my thing .
family is definitely hard word , especially when you have 5 kids like me
yeah they can be , single with no kids , which is great ! ! living off the land
must be great , i am currently studying so i am super busy
going back to school . . eh ? for what ?
computer stuff mostly . i am interning at a computer company right now .
sounds boring to me . lol
i am trying to have a higher income so i can support my kids
makes sense , i am going to transition and do something i will like
yeah it is important to do what you love .


my mother was a sunday school teacher. i went to an all girls christian high school. i am currently in nursing school. i dance ballet.

hey , i have got some time between classes . wanna hang out later ?
no . i do not know who you are . tell me about yourself
hmm . i am currently going to high school and my parents are immigrants . how about you ?
i am way pass high school , i am going to be a nurse soon
oh cool . i am taking some college courses and i have been thinking i might become a nurse .
cool ! i really like it . i dance as well . do you dance ?
no , but i enjoy driving my motorcycle . do you have anything else you like to do ?
lots of stuff . i went to a christian high school so i am pretty tame though .
i go to private , not as tame as christian but oh well .
j i am a wild one preachers daughter !
ll . you sound like fun . we will have to hang out when we are done with school .
yeah that is if you figure out how to talk quicker , falling asleep over hear


i own a german shepard. i live in california. i own a corvette. i like to surf.

i just broke up with my partner . no to talk to except the dog .
i am sorry to hear that . what kind of dog do you have ?
malamute . i like big dogs but next one may be an ankle biter .
nice . i have a german shepard . i also like large dogs .
trying to get an ebook together on dogs . i must learn all types .
that is pretty cool . i would probably be interested in reading that .
what are you interested in accomplishing ?
i want to be the best surfer in the world .
i saw some doing the night surfing on tv . i think it was hawaii .
that is awesome . hawaii cool , but i prefer to reside in california .
how old is your german shepherd ? does he go to the beach with you ?
he is about seven years old and yes . he loves the beach .
does he get nervous when you are surfing and he is on the beach ?
no , there are many young children there to play with him .


i worry about my image. i live in a bad neighborhood. i wish my mom was healthier. i worry about our neighbors yelling in the middle of the night. i wish i could go to a better school.

hi ! how are you doing ?
i have been better , i am worried about my moms health .
i am sorry to hear that , is she ok ?
she is sick a lot , i think the neighborhood we live in does not help her mood either .
maybe try virginia , i lived there with my parents . my mom was a teacher
i wish i could move , there are probably better schools compared to mine
my school actually taught me how to drive stickshift car
my school , is terrible , i worry i will not get hired because it gives a bad image
you will be ok ! my father was worried too but he became successful as a cop
i wish you could send him here , my neighbors yell and fight all night
oh no , i would not hear that much because i drive trucks all night
living here makes everyone think i am a loser , driving a truck would help me get away
i do not think you are a loser ! yeah you could try truck driving
thanks , i just wish i did not have to complain all the time .


i have a pet dog. my favorite food is pizza. my favorite color is red. i am a student. i am an only child.

hello !
hello ! do you have any hobbies ?
i read a lot . i like being alone .
ya me too . i like to just chill with my dog
that is me . what do you do for work ?
i am studying to be an engineer .
cool . i am a waitress at a cafe .
what type of restaurant ?
italian restaurant .
i love pizza !
yep . its one of our bestsellers .
do you have a favorite color ?
blue .
cool . mine is red .
red is a nice color too .
do you have any siblings ? i do not .


i like toyota cars. someday i would like a truck. i work at a hospital. i do not like working long hours. i like to vote.

hello , how are you today ?
hey oh ! good . bu ?
just getting ready to grill some hamburgers with one of my girlfriends .
sounds good . its a great day to be out .
i have got my boots on and i want to go horseback riding after we eat .
do you live on a ranch ?
yes in argentina , its very hot here today , how about there ?
its pretty humid .
do you have any plans today ?
yeah , tailgating . my buddy has a truck .
sounds like fun , what game are you going to ?
i am not sure . i just go where the party is .


i am currently listening to bach. i travel at least once a year. i graduated from princeton. my favorite thing to do is to go to museums. i love to watch the voice.

hello i am jane are you there ?
yes listening to some classical music back is my favorite
my idol is stevie wonder . were both blind and he does not let that stop him
he is awesome ! i love enjoy going to museums you can learn so much
i love learning my friend took me to a empty parking lot and let me drive
neat ! i also enjoy watching the voice i love singing
i have several friends that we do karaoke with
fun fun ! i enjoy traveling for fun
i travel when i can but i use a cane so not to go into traffic
yes you must for sure
i have always been sightless but i love my job
i went to princeton and had a friend who was blind
aww so you can relate that is nice to hear
yes it must be very hard


my weakness are sweets. i live to not disappoint my loved ones. i am unsociable. i am male. i am a jack of all , master of none.

hi there how are you ?
i am doing ok , how are you ?
i have a seashell collection so i am great
that sounds cool , i am not very sociable so i like collections .
i collect horses too you know
that sounds awesome , i mostly collect candy i love it !
candy is cool , i teach yoga too
i have never tried yoga , too many people around .
i am also anti social what is your favorite fruit ?
really none , i just like candy , but i eat so much of it .
my son eats a lot of candy
i try not to disappoint my family , but i do .
always chasing those free candy vans
nice ! i have never seen one of those .
they drive around here all of the time
where do you live ? i which i had friends .


i love most music except country and jazz. i am a gym rat that loves to play racquetball. my favorite food is anything italian. my favorite book that i have read lately is middlesex.

hi how are you doing ?
wonderful , thank you ! just got done with dinner . you ?
nothing much just watching the news
the news is so depressing these days . do you have any hobbies ?
i free dive sometimes hbu ?
i spend most of my time at the gym playing racquetball .
what do you do for a living ?
i am a personal trainer . how about you ?
i am a graphic designer from cali
nice ! i have never been to california before . sounds wonderful !
do you have any hobbies ?
i enjoy music and reading . anything except that awful country .
www why not country ? lol
i do not know . never been a fan . i take it you like it ?
what city are you from ?
new york , new york . ever been there ?


i wear cardigans because i hope it makes me look more cultured. i had one step dad , and fortunately he ignored me. i hate that i got my brain from the dad i never met. i don t know if i enjoy programming , or if it s my only choice. my last name is spanish , but i tell people that it s italian.

hey how are you doing
good . it is cold in here . thank goodness for cardigans !
haha , i enjoy the cold , i vacation in the mountains
i have never been . too busy studying programming all day .
cool , i just got my law degree , starting new job in a week
congratulations ! my step dad was a lawyer too . never liked him though .
haha most people do not like lawyers , any kids ?
no kids . traumatized from dead beat dad . no worries . all is good .
well you can do better than he did
i am hoping so . fortunately , he was smart and so am i .
that is really good , i have 2 boys and a girl
wow . that is a lot of kids . are you married ?
yes i am and 3 dogs as well , big household
i love dogs ! your home life sounds great .


i live with my husband and two children. i love to take road trips. i live in upstate new york. i work as a meeting coordinator. my favorite place to visit is seattle.

hello , hows your day going so far ?
its going great . i have been in out of meetings all day . i am a coordinator .
wow sound great i make robots
wow how did you get into that ?
i love robots as a kid so i decided to do it for a living
that is awesome . where are you from ?
new york , i am single and live alone i love it
i live in new york as well upstate , with my husband 2 kids .
wow that sounds great i am a night owl what about you ?
i am a night owl as well . do you travel much ?
yes some times i do not really have a good social life though
i am very social love road trips . having friends all over the world is awesome .
that sounds great whats your favorite food ?
i love new york pizza ! yours ?


i like to watch anime. i enjoy all things my little pony. i like being weird. i like cats.

hi there , how are you ?
zucchini bread ! i am fantastic ! how are you ?
i take it zucchini bread is your favorite ? i personally love pistachio icecream
being weird is my favorite . just like my favorite pony , rainbow dash
i do not mind weird . i actually watch videos of surgeries in my spare time !
cool ! are you a doctor ?
no , that is why its weird . i tend to just travel around making friends
that sounds fun ! do you have any other hobbies ?
yes , i love playing with edged weapons . i know that sounds weird too
neat ! like swords and axes ?
yes ! i show them to all the people i meet . its fun
i love anime , so that goes hand in hand
sounds like we would get a long
absolutely ! do you have any cats ?
no , i do not , but i would love one
i have a cat named kevin bacon !


i don t like my reputation. i don t like feeling controlled. i want to move. i have a harsh inner critic.

hello . how is your day going ?
its a bit crazy , my tires were slashed this morning . i need to move .
sorry to hear that . no one needs that . i have been busy making soap
that is cool , do you have your own business too ?
no i just like to do things for myself . i also make compost for my garden .
its always good to be self sufficient , i do not like being controlled by companies .
i feel the same way . i eat most of the fruit that i grow
how is it ? used to grow fruit but earned a bad reputation . i hate it .
i like the fresh produce . what did you grow ?
my favorite was strawberries . i was too harsh on my standards though and quit .
i understand that i am particular too . what do you do for fun ?
a bit of light reading here and there , yourself ?
i work in my garden and enjoy cooking
what do you like to cook ?
i cook vegetables . soups and salads mostly
soup is always nice . do you have a favorite dish ?
i really like potato soup
that sounds great right now , i really do not have much to say about myself anymore .


i am a teacher. i love country music. my dad worked for home depot. i am an aspiring fiction writer.

hi i am yumi and i take long walks
i am sam and i am a writer
my former students will come and visit me from time to time
i also teach third grade math
my husband wants to retire next year
i also love music especially country
we plan to travel around europe after he retires .
my parents work at home depot
wow how do they like working for home depot
they love it . are you busy
well not so busy is there something on your mind ?
no not too much i am tired
why are you feeling so tired ?
it is late and time for bed
it is an di am starting to get tired myself
what time do you go to bed


i am colorblind. i am still living at home at age 30. i am a volunteer firefighter.

i am afraid .
what are you afraid of ? i will save you !
i am reenacting the civil war next week , and well they want me on the wrong side . . .
oh that sucks ! when is it ?
saturday . are you going ? its dorky . . .
i can go , i just have to do yard work before i go
ok , well , please do , i am sick of making short films and need support
ok i will , i just have to help out the family with the chores
did you talk to your brother ?
of course , i still live with him at home
he is such a troll to do that to you .
i know i need to move out of my parents house , i am 30 !
what does that mean ?
i still live at home


i am a musician. my favorite band is hop along. i have been working the same job for two years. my father used to be a mechanic.

hello ! i am at work in the coffee shop . do you work ?
hi . well , sort of . i am in a band . been playing with them for two years .
cool . do you live at home ? i live across the street from my parents .
that is cool . no , i moved out . my dad was a mechanic . . . you like music ?
i love music ! all genres .
cool . have you heard the band hop along ? they are pretty good .
no . but speaking of likes , reading true crime books is my passion
interesting . are you reading one now ?
no . grad school is taking up all my time . i am in it now .
haha . so maybe grad school is your passion ? take a true crime class ?
no . it is something i have to do . i love reading those books about true crime
oh , ok . guess i should have said forensics class .
do you like coffee ? caramel cappuccino is my favorite drink .
well , i never turn down a hot cup . especially during rehearsals .
you should come to my coffee shop . i love working there !
sure , i will visit . get some caramel cappuccino ! i am down for that .


my favorite food is steak cooked well done. i always have a beer after work. i played football in high school. i am a roofer. i drive a lifted chevy truck.

read any good books lately ?
i read the instruction manual for my truck . does that count ?
of course it does ! i read 3 books every week .
oh wow ! that is a lot of reading .
i love it . i could read all day . i do read all day .
i work all day , then get my daily bud lights .
where do you work ? i should look for a job since i dropped out of school .
i am a football coach .
that is a good job . i played football in high school before i dropped out .
i did too . but did not drop out . i also roof houses as a second job .
my coach did not like me reading while playing , so i quit . football , that is .
that would render you ineffective , lol
i have been reading since age 3 . i have a hard time putting books down .
do you get headaches from reading ?
not at all . do you get headaches from your daily bud lights ?
sometimes the next morning . i just eat a well done steak


i like to eat the skin of the apple. i like fruit. i like green apples. i don t like to eat meat. my favorite fruit is apple.

hello there ! how are you ? do you have any pets ?
hello . doing alright thanks . no pets right now , though i love animals .
they are just the best . i am in school to become a veterinarian
awesome ! i love them so much i stopped eating meat . live off fruit now basically .
wow that is amazing ! i wish i could do that myself , could help my diet
grab a bunch of green apples they are my favorite . mostly the skins lol
my dogs love apple skins ! its funny you should mention that . have pets ?
nope , would love one eventually . what kind of dog do you have ?
i have 2 pugs and a new kitten . they are still warming up to each other lol
pugs are adorable little goof balls . bet learning to play with a kitten is new !
they are the stand up comics of dogs lol . so , when did you become a vegetarian ?
early teenage years . was probably a phase for a while but then it just stuck really .
that is pretty much what happened to me with going to the gym lol
are you a big gym nut ? i like to lift and keep fit .
i practically live at the gym . staying fit is the key to a long life
i hope its that simple . makes you wonder about some of the fatties living til 90 .


my favorite sport is football. i volunteer at my local animal shelter. i love travelling and discovering new cultures. i am a military veteran.

hello , nice to meet you .
hey there , how are you this evening
doing pretty good . i am just sitting here listening to my favorite band pearl jam .
i love pearl jam , what do you do for fun ?
i like to go hiking and riding my bike , weather is permitting , here in boston .
when i visited boston , i froze my butt off . i volunteer at animal shelters
cool , i wish i could find the time , i work late nights and sleep in the day .
i work night shifts as well , but i have learned to live on way less sleep
lol . i wish i could . what else do you do in your spare time ?
i watch quite a bit of football , and i try and travel as much as possible
where do you live at ?
a little north of the houston area , pretty warm here
if you ever visit boston again , maybe we can meet for coffee .
that would be cool , i have family up in that area


my husband died last year. black coffee is my addiction. my favorite hobby is gardening. i am 77 years old.

hi what is your hobby , my is running
hello , is drinking coffee black a hobbie ?
well i don think so , nothing wrong with it
i think i am addicted to it since my husband passed
sorry to here about your husband
i am pushing 77 , guess he could not keep up
i guess so try baking a nice cake
cake is for losers , give me coffee ! ! !
ok , what about the out door just enjoying the air
cold air killed my husband . . .
sorry , what about a nice restaurant
i am scared of waiters , so no
ok , just try to cut back a little at the time
maybe i can focus on the gardening


i have black hair. i am a cheerleader. i am 21 years old. i enjoy the outdoors. i live on a ranch.

how are you doing today
pretty good , got back from cheer practice . how are you ?
i am great . just listening to music
what kind of music do you like ? where are you from
i love the beetles and old school
we listen alot of old school country at the ranch i live on
what was ranch life like
alot of animals . . and hard work lol . but i love being outside so its great
that sounds like a lot of work
very rewarding though , family business ! what do you do ?
i work in a music shop
oh i bet that is a fun job !
it is great . the people are awesome .
i am sure you meet all kinds . i love travelling for that reason


i like going to the beach. i have a dog named george. i love to ride my bike. i used to work for a cable company. i like my job.

hello , how are you today ?
hi , fine and you ? i am playing with george , my dog .
just touching up my purple hair .
that is cool , do you like the beach ?
yeah . but it is hard to get to the beach , i have moved over 40 times .
40 times ! for your job ?
kind of . i help people get back on their feet . take them in . like cats .
i used to work for the cable and moved a few times .
do you have any hobbies ?
i like bikes a lot .
bikes are fun , do you mean bicycle , or motorcycle ?
in fact i love both .
wonderful ! do you run or anything ?
sometimes at the beach i jog .
that sounds like a pretty peaceful job .
peaceful yes but none the less active .