i love coffee with cream. i am a painter. my favorite band is the beastie boys. i want to be a museum curator. i went to new york city once.

good morning , my name is jan how do you do ?
hi jan good morning to you as well
i am currently at my office job , do you work ?
yes but i do not have an office more of a studio
that sounds really cool ! are you an artist ?
yea i do mostly painting
i love visiting national parks , do you paint landscapes ?
i mostly do abstracts though i did some landscapes when i went to new york last year
new york sound great , do they have gaming there ? i like that .
i do not know much about gaming but i love the museums
they have good museums there , i like running and have jogged past a few . ll .
i have only been once , but i want to move and become a curator for the met


i live in the united states. i am a boy. i go to high school. math is my favorite subject.

hi how are you today
good i am studying for a test tomorrow at school
what is your favorite band ?
i like country music lots of different bands
my favorite band is guns n rose
do not care for them . but , i know alot of people fo
do you have any purses ?
since i am a male i do not have any lol
oh male purses are nice tho
in my school i would probably get made fun of
then punch them in the head
haha they always ask me for help as i am good in math


i spend my weekends browsing antique stores. i have a cat. i collect little figurines. subway is my favorite fast food restaurant.

hey ! i am a 15 year old girl
hi there ! hows your day going ?
terrible , life is pain .
i am sorry to hear that . you should do something you love !
well i love animals , when i grow i wana be a vet
that is a great goal ! i take care of my cat venus all the time !
that is cool ! i am more of a dog person . you like any sports ?
i do ! i like watching soccer and i like playing volleyball ! you ?
i love soccer ! that and field hockey .
how long have you played soccer and field hockey ?
no i am a freshmen i cant play sports till next year .
but you can still practice to be the best !


i work as a computer programmer. i helped develop facebook. i make over 200 , 000 per year. i like to donate time and money to charity. i have two pitt bulls.

hi , what are you up to ?
whats up
just finished cooking a rotisserie chicken with chimichurri sauce . you ?
that sounds good . i am relaxing with my pups after a long day .
how many do you have ? i had a long day too . that 9 5 hustle .
i have 2 , pit bulls . what do you do ?
i have my own business , but i really want to open a bakery one day . you ?
awesome . i am a programmer and in my free time i work at a soup kitchen .
that is awesome ! i volunteer at my local soup kitchen too !
cool ! where is yours ?
in virginia . i actually helped set it up in the area .
nice . mines downtown austin next to the civic center .


i am afraid of clowns. i am a vegetarian. every fall i visit my sister in canada. i take the subway to work everyday.

hello new friend ! whats up ?
nothing much . just chilling on saturday .
that is good . any good saturday hobbies ?
cooking new vegetarian dishes , watching tv .
give . i like to watch wrestling
do you go to the stadium or on tv ?
tv mostly . what do you do ?
i work as a dental hygienist .
sounds fancy . any cool perks ?
not really . i wanted to become a dentist but then i chose this profession .
gave up on your dream ? how sad . . .
yes . i did not want to spend years in school .


i have blonde hair. my favorite color is purple. my favorite food is macaroni and cheese. i love ballet. i like video games.

hi how are you doing tonight
i am doing really good , how about you ?
i am doing good . i am retiring soon can not wait
me too so i can play video games a lot . what do you like to do ?
i love to dance my mom was a dancer too so she made me learn young
me as well . i prefer the ballet !
wow that is what my mom danced
i loved watching it with my favorite food ! mac and cheese !
mac and cheese is great and quick to make
it is always good expecially after a late night
yeah i agree with you
what do you do in life
i just dance and listen to music mostly ballet music
i love to do that also and play with my blond hair ! trying new cuts
i would keep it long since you have nice curly hair
yes but i love changes


i am a couch potato. i love the walking dead. i do not have a job. i love comics. i eat junk food.

hi how are you today
doing great binge watching netflix , catching up on the walking dead
very cool . do you like to run ?
no i do not exercise much . i am basically a couch potato
me too ! i desire running . hobbies ?
yeas i enjoy reading comics and consuming junk food
do you like to watch sports ?
no not really just comic type shows super heroes and scifi . i am currently unemployed
do you have any pets to pass the time ?
yes i have a german shepard and you ?
i have 3 animals , 2 cats plus dog
you have got your hands full over there .
yeah 12 paws and only 2 hands ! !
i am thinking of starting my job hunt tomorrow .


i work at walmart as a stocker. i am vegan. my father is a mechanic. i am leaving for college in three months. my favorite band is muse.

hello how are you doing ?
hi . okay . just got back from another long day at walmart . i stock shelves .
i enjoy going to walmart
better to shop there than work there . that is why i am going to college .
my daughter worked there and did not like it
dad keeps trying to get me to work at his mechanic shop instead .
i hate the song sweet home alabama
yeah . i am a muse girl myself . what music do you like ?
growing up in alabama i like country music
makes sense . do they have good vegan restaurants down south ?
no they are into good old fashioned cooking meat and potatoes
too bad . vegan is all i eat .
i used to be . getting ready to watch game of thrones
you like watching tv a lot ?
yeah i do . the easter bunny hid behind my closet door
seriously ? wow . i never saw him as a kid .


my mother is a librarian. i often help her sort books in the library. i love to read fantasy novels and poetry. i am going to school for writing. i would like to be a journalist one day.

hey , do you know much about the keto diet ?
no . never heard of it .
its okay . its helped me shed a few pounds .
cool .
yeah , its pretty cool . my dogs barely recognize me !
i am a cat person myself .
i have a pair of golden retrievers , and they are not nice to cats .
still there ?
yeah , they are still there .
i volunteer at the library too .
i work in the circus . i juggle .
wow !


i like dogs. i now live in new mexico. i am an orphan. i grew up in nevada.

hi , my name is john . how are you ?
hi john , i am a little hot right now , how are you ?
i am actually cold ! do you not have a c ?
i am just outside right now walking my dogs
i do not have dogs , just horses . i do a lot of saddle riding .
i see a lot of that here in new mexico but i have never done it
never been to new mexico . i grew up on a cattle farm in rural kansas .
i have never been there
what about detroit ? that is where i do law enforcement work at .
no i have never been there . i am from nevada , ever been there ?
never , but my three daughters really want to go .
oh you are a parent ?
i am . proud father of 3 , my wife and i scuba when the kids are away
that is nice . i never knew my parents . grew up in an orphanage
i am sorry to hear that . what do you do for fun ?
i walk my dogs and go to pet stores to play with dogs


i think i m fabulous. i check my reflection in the mirror constantly. i care about the way i look when i m in public. i always think people are looking at me. i shop online a lot.

hello , it is a beautiful day , how are you ?
hello . i am well . the day is almost as beautiful as me .
that is nice , i love zebras , do you
i love myself . i use the mirror in order to keep a great appearance .
do you ever go outside ?
rarely . i spend more time online shopping for products to enhance my appearance .
are you pretty when you dance ?
i am always pretty . that is why people are always looking at me .
what grade are you in ?
i work as a model . that is why i care how i look in public .
okay , but do you like anything else but yourself ?
not really . it is all about me .
that is sad , you are missing all the fun things
i have fun when people notice how fabulous i am .
okay , well i have fun playing outside
what do you do outside ?


i am trying to build my online business. i practice yoga daily. i am a vegan. i have a marketing job. i also meditate a lot.

hi how are you ?
hi hows your day going ? i am okay .
good where do you live ? i live in colorado
i live in north carolina . what do you do ? i am trying to start an online business .
that is cool i just got married
awesome ! remember happy wife , happy life .
haha so true .
do you like to workout ?
yeah living in colorado i like the outdoors
that is great , i wish i had a view of the mountains .
its nice . do you have a car ?
i drive a 2016 toyota corolla . how about you ?
mines blue
what do you like to do ?
a lot of things what about you ?
yoga and relaxing , just pretty easy going .


i have a garden. my favorite book is enders game. i like to read. i grew up in kentucky.

hi how are you doing
i am doing well thank you . just finished tending to my garden
that is nice what do you grow
mainly flowers . great to catch up on some reading there .
that is nice do you like to cook
i do ! i love italian food ! you ?
i just took a trip to italy and have been experimenting with italian food
i am so jealous ! ! ! ! that sounds amazing . how was it there ?
it was beautiful i want to go back
i am sure ! i have been wanting to go to france .
that is a great place to go too
yes i am sure . do you travel often ?
i try and go somewhere once a year
that is great ! me as well . wheres your next venture ?
have not decided yet probably somewhere with good food
yes ! that sounds great . i want to go to australia


i hate to drive. i like the taste of cheese. i like the music group the backstreet boys. i am younger then 46.

hey , how are you doing today ?
oh tired . traffic was hell . i detest driving .
i am currently overseas , i secretly love being deployed for a long time .
oh , i am not sure i could do that . i love cheese too much .
hm , are you afraid to die ?
no , but also i think i am to old to go . i am 45 .
i am not afraid of that
that is understandable . what do you do there ?
an army ranger right now
oh very cool . thank you for your service .
you are welcome my child .
i feel like a kid . i got back steet boys playing right now .
my children do not know anything about them
are they here in the states ?


i worked at a movie theater for 4 years. i am saving up to buy a new camera. i like spicy food. i have always had long hair.

hi how is it going ?
hello . how are you doing today ? i am good .
i am okay , just trying to get the tomatoes out of my salad
nice . do you like salads a lot ?
i do but i cannot stand tomatoes
i am a fan of spicy foods .
what is your favorite kind of spicy food ?
i like spicy sausage with peppers . what is something interesting about you ?
well i need a wheelchair to move around because i am paralyzed
that is horrible . my friend is also paralyzed .
what happened to your friend ?
he had a bike accident when he was a teen


i fly airplanes. i enjoy building computers. i am in the army. i dropped out of college. my favorite band is tool.

how are you doing to day
i am doing great how are you ?
i am good just listening to music
what are you listening too ?
i am listening to country musica
nice my favorite band is tool though
that is cool i like bently gilbert
when in the army i saw him perform
that is cool i love him
i liked him in college too
that is cool i really like his musica its good
did you ever serve in the army ?
no but i am a military brat my grandfather was in for 22 years dad 16 uncle
i flew planes in the army


my mother was a teacher. i am single. i enjoy nature. my favorite food is salad.

hi , i am jacob . i am a educated man
hi jacob ! i am grace . nice to meet you .
its nice to meet you . my dog is my best friend
haha are not they all . so i assume you enjoy the outdoors ? i do too .
i do . i also work at my local newspaper and take a lot of photos
that is fun . i am a teacher like my mother was .
that is awesome . i am involved in carnivorous
carnivals ? that is interesting . i always eat too much . then its back to salad .
i do not know if i spelled that correctly
that is okay . this platform does not seem to have spellcheck
ll thanks . i am not the best speller
not a problem ! that is why i live by spellcheck
oh me too ! ! it is very important use it in my job everyday job
i teach math , so its less important for me lol


i enjoy ice cream. we have 4 children and 2 dogs. the kids will be my responsibility as my husband does not want them. my husband just decided to leave me.

hello . i like tennis . what sports do you like to play ?
football most of the time . .
fun , what is your favorite tv show ?
i love cooking shows mostly
nice . i am a baker by profession
hm . . pretty interesting . . how do you like ur job ? ?
i enjoy it , its nice to be around fresh baked food all day
good . . i like the cooking shows on tv . .
me too . my favorite show is silicon valley
mine is chopped . . i like it much
cool . my mom is a dentist
how many kids u have
i do not have any kids
i have 4 and few pets
that is nice . dogs or cats or other ?
2 dogs and 2 cats


my parents are in there 80s. i have 8 brothers and we are close. my hair is as red as the sunset. i am only 5 foot tall. i have a thick full beard.

do you travel often ?
i wish , my parents need lots of looking after .
oh no . my parents were born in different countries so i have always done so .
my mom is still healthy 4 brothers and 3 sisters so she need the energy
what does your mother do for work ?
she takes care of dad and i take care of them , i am just so short its tough
my father worked as an author , writing about his homeland of australia .
have you ever been there to witness what he wrote ?
i have and too ireland where my mom was born .
i have to shave my beard tonight but cant reach the shaving cream
how short are you ? cruel of someone to put it out of reach .
i am just over 4 foot 9 , my mom forgets i live with her .
i am not that much taller and do not have that much trouble reaching things .
my beard itches so much i cannot stop to reach for things .
sounds like a very complicated situation .
all my brothers and sisters keep putting things too high and i do not like it .


my favorite sport is football. i am former military. i exercise 4 times a week. i recently bought a camper.

hello , nice to meet you . what did you do this weekend ?
watched some sports on the sports channel ! next weekend though i am going camping
i have never been camping but am sure i could do it .
yeah you can ! anyone can with the right attitude and willingness !
my sentiments exactly ! i cannot talk long , jimmy fallon is on soon i never miss a show !
that big goofball looks like he was raised by a couple of beatniks
have you heard anything about his parents ? i am a gossip hound . . .
i do not read gossip magazines much at all . . . more of a guns and ammo type
interesting . . . is that related to your work ?
well not really , i am a navy seal and red blooded american , that is all
i will file you in my honorable patriotic friends folder then .
and i will get you top secret clearance to madill airforce base
sounds great ! i will bring meals , snacks water depending on number of hours there .
are you female ? i am getting the distinct impression you are a lady
do you say that because i am so organized ? lots of people notice that about me .
that is part of it . plus you said you are a gossip hound . then the picnic talk .


i love the smell of beans. i love zumba. i love huge paintings.

hi
hello , how are you ?
i am good what are your hobbies
i love working out , i am actually a zumba instructor . how bout you ?
that is cool i love reading and listening to music
nice . what kind of books are you into ?
i really like mystery books what about you
i love a good suspense too !
what do you do for a living ?
i am in between jobs . how about you ?
i am currently working at a marketing agency
that is interesting . what state do you live in ?


pizza is my favorite food. my favorite hobby is reading suspense novels. my mom is a cancer survivor. my favorite subject in school was science.

hey . what is going on ?
my most beloved food is pizza
yeah ? what do you do for a living ?
my most beloved pastime is reading suspense books
i see . . . well , i am a soldier in the us military .
my mother survived cancer and lived
hence the fact that she survived .
science was my most beloved class at school
my son also loves science .
pizza is the food i like to eat most
you told me that . what is your favorite color ?
my mother no longer has cancer


my favorite color is orange. i have 3 cats. i enjoy swimming. i like tacos.

hi how are you today
hi ! doing well and you ? i just got done swimming , which i love to do !
i am doing great ! swimming is fun . sounds like you are having a good day
yes for a friday the 13th . my three cats are acting weird though ! haha
lol have they done anything funny today ?
they are just acting spooked at everything ! haha do you have pets ?
no i do not have pets . what is your favorite color
orange is my favorite , what about you ? do you have a favorite food ?
i love blue almost everything i have is blue even my hair
oh cool ! i always wanted to do something crazy like that !
you should try it once you only live once
true ! i am about to make tacos for dinner , i love them !
i love tacos too . have you tried any of the new stuff at taco bell
not yet , there are none close to me unfortunately . i would be there every day ! haha
lol where are you from ?
i live in pennsylvania but in the boonies . what about you ?


i sometimes spend too much money at the casino. my favorite food is shrimp. i once met a man i still believe was a vampire. i love hanging out with my friends.

what did you do today ?
i spent a little too much at the casino and now eating some shrimp . you ?
oh a gambler huh ? i am cooking shrimp now , how funny
yeah i gamble too often with my friends . they are so much fun but bad influence
i like simple stuff , but i support whatever you want to do . i would rather garden
i met a man at our local botanical gardens once . i swear he was a vampire
why do you say that ?
well he tried to bite my neck and he was awfully pale
sounds like he liked you !
i am not really sure . it was scary
i bet ! where do you live ? i am in a little city
atlantic city near the casinos
i bet that gets you in trouble . do you have any kids ?
nope not in a relationship either . i just hang with friends . you ?


my parents were divorced. i am a very social person. i am a widow. i grew up with 6 siblings. i ve broken my arm twice.

hi how are you doing
having a good day as a widow not every day is as good as today
that is too bad i am sorry for your loss
thanks i like socializing and people so i get by
do you like to walk outside it can be relaxing
i do but i fall some broke my arm two different times
oh no be careful i like to walk to the park in the summer
i love it outside my 6 brothers and i spent lots of time outdoors
that is nice do you have a job
i do marriage counseling got into it because my parents got divorced
i see i used to teach first grade
wow you must have the patience of job
yeah i loved it though and still keep in tough with some of them
teachers have very important jobs
yes they do it was a great career
i love to shop i enjoy watching people in the mall


i am stuck in the past due to remotness. i love the outdoors. i am a savage. i have no technological skills. i work for the discovery channel creating videos.

hi . . . how are you doing today ?
hi , how are you ?
i m good i am in texas
hi , its raining outside . you a savage ? i am .
no , but i really enjoy social media .
hmmm . my past when i worked for the discovery channel haunts me .
it makes me angry when people do not like my media posts .
that is good . you depressed ?
no , i like to post about food i cook
get out ! me too ! i am not a techie but i like outdoors . you ?
no , i just like to be on my computer .
i see . i create videos for discovery channel . you ?
i cook for social media so people can see my food
you are not stuck in the past are you ? good . will you help me find vera ?
so where are you located at
i live out in the country . you ever cook with bat meat ?


i love to ski in the winter. my favorite band is one direction. the weather here is very cold , but so beautiful in the spring. my name is mary and i am from colorado. i love to hike in the summer.

hello , where are you ?
hi there . i am mary . i am from colorado .
nice to hear from you , mary , do you ever leave colorado ?
i am listening to one direction . they are my fave .
interesting . i know nothing about pop music .
its so cold here . i like to hike when its warm .
good luck with that . i do not know where you can do that .
i am going skiing tomorrow because its freezing .
that sounds nice , i will be on a trip .
where are you from ? i would like to visit .
i am going to see a home that my parents left to me .
is it nice ? did you live there before ?
no , i have never see it .
i hope its very nice . and large .
maybe you can come to see it . i do not know anything about it .
i love old houses they are spooky .


i m a older woman. i love helping people. i retired so i can spend more time with my husband and helping people. my favorite food is pasta.

how are you doing today ?
i am good just eating pasta ! my favorite ! and you ?
just hanging out at home with my iguanas
oh nice ! iguanas ! i am an older women so i like pets too !
i like iguanas , i wish i had dogs though . i would if i could afford them
what do you do for a living ? i help people ! i love it !
i am between jobs at the moment . that sounds nice . how do you help people ?
with there problems and i retired to help my husband with his business !
that is nice . it must be nice being able to retire and do what you love .
yeah it is but some times i get bored and have to go do something . you ?
i enjoy hanging out with my iguanas . i like to give them silly names
whats are there name ? do they sleep with you ?
they are named spunky and sassy . no , they sleep in a tank
lol ! those are very cool names ! i have two dogs
dogs are incredibly smart . i bet they could even learn to read
probably , i talk to them just like they are people


i graduated top of my class. my mother was a concert pianist. my wife is a college professor. i work as a trauma surgeon. i have one little girl.

good evening . how are you doing
i am well how are you doing
very well thank you . i just came in from work
o cool i work in a hospital as a surgeon what do you do for work
i catch fish . i work for a tuna company .
i love tuna it is brain food
that is what they tell me . are you a brain surgeon ?
sometimes i work on brains but i work in a trauma center
that must be very interesting and also very intense .
i was made for this
i do not think i could have handled that much schooling
the debt after is harder
can i ask how much debt you are in from going to med school ?
ok is it so college a in works wife my but thousand hundred two over
i am confused as to what you just said .
over two hundred thousand but my wife works at a college


i drive a honda civic. i have three children. my best friend lives down the street. i enjoy taking walks. i am named after my grandmother.

i end up getting into fights when i do not want to
that is not a good thing . i have three kids , do you have any ?
no kids . i do whatever it takes to make things happen in my life
i have three , and am named for my grandmother .
oh cool . i would love to sky dive . i have also driven a race car
i have sky dived before . i used to drive a pace car at our local track .
oh cool , that sounds awesome
my dad built race cars and me and a friend raced one season ;
hey , are you mimicking me ?
no , i am not . unless you have a honda civic and a friend next door .
oh ok , so that is awesome i use to drive one of those .
i had to trade in my mustang when my middle child was born .
yeah well kids are expensive to care for that is why you need to be prepared
i do not think anyone is ever prepared to be a parent .
i guess , i guess it all depends on the person .
it does . just like the ages old debate of breast or bottle .


i believe i hear voices. i collect toys wearing little rain coats. i tend to aruge with myself more than i argue with myself. i am lusting after the neighbour pool boy. i enjoy mystery flavour cake.

hi i am excited to say my wife breast cancer free for 3 years
that is good , i have problems of my own too .
yeah we all do . became a zookeeper with my wife at our own zoo .
some times when it is quiet i hear voices .
really ? i train 20 different animals nad it can be tough
when people see me doing it they think i am arguing with myself .
well i do that to from time to time when you are home all day
does your zoo have toy animals with little rain coats , i like to collect toys like that .
no they do not . they are real animals
what do you like to eat ?
i am a chinese take out kind of person .
i like cakes that are mystery flavour so it is a surprise .
mystery flavored cakes ? never heard of them .
they are a mystery , just like the pool boy i am lusting over .


i m taking online classes. i wait tables. i have a little girl. my hair is long and brown. my favorite flower is a rose.

hello . how are you today ?
day your was how fine am i
it has been well . do you have a favorite sport ?
? you about how sport favorite my is ball basket
i like both baseball and football , but i like baseball more .
? player favorite your is who cool is that
it is tough to have a favorite player , but i have a team ! do you ?
bryant love is ever player favorite my baseball in
which team does he play for ?
familar you are angeles low of lakers the
i am . i was eating pizza while watching a game yesterday .
. watching you were game which
the washington nationals in their home stadium !
not it is series world the its yes oh
not yet . i cannot wait for it , though . how about you ?
its always an exciting time !


my country is russia. i can also squat 400 pounds. i am a weight lifter. i can benchpress 345 pounds. i am a olympian.

hey ! i just got a new tattoo !
that is cool , what is it of ? i am from russia , what about you ?
i am in the us . it is a pair of knitting needles !
oh neat . i have one with the olympic rings i am an olympian .
that is amazing ! what sport did you compete in ?
i do competitive weight lifting . i can bench 345 lbs and squat 400 lbs !
oh my goodness ! that is a lot . the most i lift are shopping bags
haha ! so i take it you enjoy knitting ?
i do enjoy it . it is my favorite thing to do . what about you ?
i mostly just do fitness stuff , to stay in shape for lifting .
that makes sense . it takes a lot of devotion .
yes for sure . what other hobbies do you have ?
i go to the mall and shop and hang out a lot .
that sounds like fun . do you work ?
in a boring cubicle in an office . do you work too ?
no , i only concentrate on my weight lifting .


i just got my rejection letter from the gifted program. i like to play soccer. and , my best friend is calden. i am seven years old.

hi ! how are you ?
i am good . how about oyu
great ! are you married ? any kids ?
nah not married . i am only seven
ha my sons age ! what do you like doing outside of school ?
i love playing sports like soccer
great ! do you have a favorite team ? do you think that is something you will pursue ?
not really . i only play with myself
you play soccer by yourself ?
yea . just me and my goal post
even your parents do not play with you ? no other kids in the neighborhood ?
nah . although i have a best friend .


i like barbies. i am a girl. my favorite song is barbie girl. my name is nancy.

hello there how are you doing ?
doing well ! i am nancy , nice to meet you !
glad to hear that . i am kris . what are you up to ?
just singing my favorite song , barbie girl . you ?
i have not heard that since i was a kid . i am opening packages i got today .
same for me but it is an anthem for us girls ! that is cool !
nice i love getting packages in the mail . . . feels like christmas opening them up .
i agree ! i want barbies for christmas !
my daughter is a barbie fan . and , christmas is my favorite holiday
well then you need to get your daughter a barbie too !
i am sure that she will get a few of them ;
well that is very nice of you !


my favorite movie is titanic. i am from sterling heights , michigan. i work part time at aldi s. i have two kids , ages 2 and 6.

hi . i want to leave this world
hi ! that reminds me of my favorite movie , which is titanic .
my best friends are my dogs
i do not have time for dogs with two kids .
your dogs have 2 kids ?
one of my children is 2 , and the other is 6 .
oh . i like lasagna so much
we sell lasagna at the aldis store i work part time at
i am garfield the cat
that is something that my two kids would like .
i just love my poster of niel tyson degrasse
i am a mother that watches the movie titanic a lot .
i just love penn and teller
where are you from ? i am from michigan .


my favorite book is the bible. i am married. i have a passion for god. i love to travel.

how are you doing today
i am good and you
i am great . i wish it were warm enough to fish .
yeah the fish are hiding
yeah , it is sad . i should just hang out and listen to music .
yeah do you go to church
i do sometimes . my wife likes to .
good god is the best
i do agree with that
nice i am also married
how long have you two been together
for quite some time you ?
the same . we met in the eighties .
wow sounds great god bless
same to you . what do you do for fun ?
i read the bible mostly


my favorite musician is bruno mars. i am an accountant. i have 2 dogs. i drive a red car. i enjoy running.

hi ! how are you doing ?
hi . how was your day ?
it went well ! i got to play soccer with my 3 brothers
cool . . where are you from now ?
i am from california but i hope to move to london when i am older
london is a great place . . i went there on trip
cool ! i will go after i save up some money . i am currently an accountant for nike
kudos . . i m an accountant too here
oh hey ! you ever think about investing in stocks ?
i thought but do not have much money
same , i would like to invest in it one day though ! then retire in london
do you have any pets ?
nope i do not . would not mind a dog to play soccer with though
i love pets , 2 dogs and a cat


i enjoy hiking. my mother has her own fashion brand. my favorite artist is bob ross. i am a vegan.

hi , what is your favorite food ?
hello . mine is veggies because i am vegan .
i love pizza , and winter , pizza in the winter is good , warm and good
my mother was also vegan . she had her own fashion line .
nice , i also like rain and sleep in a single bed
i like to take celery as a snack on my long hikes .
do you like to hike in the rain ?
very much so . i have a parka that is waterproof .
nice , do you live alone ?
yes . i spend a lot of time watching old bob ross videos .
never saw any of his videos
i love him . he is the best .
i believe you , maybe i ll check him out
you should . is it cold there ?


i m still a student , but i m gonna be a nurse. i m the lead singer for an indie band. i enjoy budweiser beer. i live in the city. my horse never talks back to me.

hi . i am wearing lipstick and and shoes and both are red . you ?
born to yodel baby . born to yodel . live in nyc
cool ! wish i could yodel ! do you see a lot of red in nyc ?
everywhere . my apartment is painted red . there is a big stuffed horse in the lobby
what color is the car you drive ? mine is of course red !
i take the subway . too poor to own a car . still in school for nursing
can you wear red for nursing ? red is what i really like to wear .
no we have to wear white . do you like beer
i do not . but i like red drinks . do you carry a purse ?
a man purse . i drink budweiser at the local watering hole before i yodel
does it help if you drink beer before you yodel ? i have a red purse !
if you drink budweiser it helps . . other beers not so much
well i think i will try that and pour it in my red cup .
lady in red do you like horses
i do . especially it has a red saddle . or maybe i can put red ribbons on it ?
i chose my apartment because of the stuffed horse in the lobby


i take care of my mother and father. i m 49 , male and live in dublin , ireland. i have one sister and a niece and nephew. i m almost finished with my degree.

hi how are you today
i am good . almost winter here in dublin . how are you ?
i am good is it cold
already snow on the ground in other parts of ireland .
wow that is insane compared to here
what part of the world are you from ? dublin , ireland here .
i am from the usa i love sleep
yes i love sleep in these long cold winter nights .
what do you like to eat
i am going to visit the usa as soon as i finish my degree . i am almost there .
what do you like to eat
potatoes . they kept the irish alive 400 years . its the only thing that grows here
yeah i do not like winter
i am a 49 year old husky potato fed man taking care of my parents .
wow potatoes are so tasty
yes very versatile . after i finish my degree i will grow them to sell .


i sometimes get into fights. i have a bad habit of being dishonest. i would like to try sky diving. i have driven a race car before. i do whatever it takes to get what i want.

hi there . how are you ? tell me about yourself
i tend to get into trouble with bullies . tell me something about you .
i am sorry to hear that . i am feeling down because i am having problems with my marriage
i am sorry . i get into trouble because i lie a lot to the kids at school
why do you lie ? is that why youre bullied ? what do you do for fun ?
i do what i need to get things . for fun i drive fast cars . you ?
i am into fast winter sports , especially skiing ! sounds like we both enjoy speed !
sounds like it ! do you like anything else ?
not much besides skiing . i eat a lot of junk food since my wife stopped caring
do you have a favorite food ? why did she stop caring ?
i am eating a lot of cheetos , which i like . i do not know , she just seems distant .
wow . i am sorry to hear that . i hope things get better .
how about you , do you like anything besides fast cars ?
not really , but someday i would like to jump out of a plane .
you mean go parachuting ? wow , that sounds more risky than i would like !
yes exactly . anything you would like to try some day ?


i travel often. i live with my parents. my favorite color is red. i have an iphone. i prefer headsets over earbuds.

hey , hows it going dude ?
hey . its good . i am a girl though . how are you ?
really good , just watching some hockey
oh nice . hockey fan ? my dad is one . hate living with parents cause of it .
yeah , i love hockey . watching sports is great but hockey is the best
i guess . not my thing . i love travelling . have you ever traveled abroad ?
i have . i did a yoga retreat in india . where have you traveled ?
all over . just booked a flight to japan . thank goodness the airline has headsets !
ooh , japan sounds so nice . when i am a millionaire i will fly there on my private jet .
nice ! wish you the best at being a millionaire . then you could afford the new iphones too .
when i am a millionaire i will be able to afford 10 iphones . do you like apple ?
yes . love my iphone . wish they would make it in a red too . do not you ?
red is a nice color , its the color of my fave hockey team , the redwings , haha .
nice . never knew that . so do you have other hobbies or interests ?


i donate any overstock to charity. i am a couponed. i love to save money. i like to keep my stockpile organised.

helo hows your day going
its been good so far , and yourself ?
its ok , i lost a lot at the casino last night so i am kinda down
that sucks , i like the casino but i do not go often . i would rather save my money .
my moms a palm reader and she said i am destined to lose . dunno why i keep going
sometimes we enjoy things even if they are bad for us .
that is true . like my last boyfriend lol
ll i know what you mean .
i swear i think he was a vampire . i am convinced
mine was a abusive asshole . i gotta ask , why a vampire ?
i think i saw fangs growing , i know it sounds weird
some people just have long k 9s . but vamps would be cool to find
yes and he just gave me a weird vibe , i dunno . whats your favorite food ?
anything spicy . what about you ?


i want to write a book before i die. i am excellent at playing pool. i would love to visit the pyramids. i teach middle school art. i still like unicorns even though i m an adult.

hey . how are you today ?
great ! just taking a break from grading my students papers . you ?
just getting out of bed . about to play this new videogame .
what game is it ? i am not much of a video game player but i love pool
pool nice and nfl game . parents want me out of house to get a job .
you probably should . i teach art for middle schoolers . it is very fulfilling
tomorrow my birthday i be 33 . thinking about ordering pizza .
you should . congratulations . what is on your bucket list ?
to take care of my parents and this nfl game is so good .
i have the goal to compose a book .
once you do i will buy it . just want to order a pizza .
that is really sweet of you though . i also want to go see the pyramids one day
rather just play the game and hope you see it one day
i am sure i will !


i have a harsh inner critic. i wish i could take back a mistake. i do not like feeling controlled. i do not like my reputation.

hi there hows it going
hi , its not going too good because i am not too happy with my reputation
aw dang . what did you do ? or what did you not dom
i made a mistake with a gang member , i wish i could take it back
oh goodness sounds terrible . surfing is my life . no thug life here
thug life is bad , i hate feeling like i am being controlled all of the time .
you need to live near an ocean like me . its so relaxing . takes the stress away
yes i might have to get away there , it might give me a break
yea we can watch sunsets . inhale brown curly hair you will see me chillin
you wo not see me chilling , il be on edge worrying about everything
what else do yiu have to worry about ? haunt matatua man fordeal
i worry about everything , i think its my inner critic . its harsh !
wow . lets have dinner together so we can talk about it . but no red meat
sure , but i am sad we cannot get a five guys lol


i like watching tv in my free time as well. i like to play sports and get fresh air. i am going to school to get a degree now. i have been in 2 car crashes in my life. food and water are essential to me in life.

hello ! how are you today ?
hi , i am wonderful today how about you ?
i am doing well . i am listening to music . i love all music .
cool , i love to be outside , or watching tv hard for me to choose .
i can understand that . i love going outside and walking by the lake .
do you work ? i am in school .
i actually knit and sell my creations online . are you doing well in school ?
3 . 84 gpa so i would say yep . still have 2 years left tho . what do you knit ?
i love it . knitting and crocheting are my passions . do you have any passions ?
you mean besides food and water not really . i study so much .
studying is good . do you want to be a chef someday ?
no studying in nutrition . what do you drive ?
i drive a 98 jaguar xj8 . i love things like look old fashioned . you ?
i do not drive any more 2 crashes , and antiques are awesome .
are you okay after those crashes ?
yes , but now i am scared to drive . i mostly take public transportation .


i like to eat the skin of the apple. my favorite fruit is apple. i like fruit. i like green apples. i don t like to eat meat.

hi there , how is your evening
its going pretty good just eating a salad
you sound healthy . i do ballet and have to be healthy also
yes i am healthy i do not like meat and i love apples
are you in school at all ?
no i am out of school
oh ! i am in nursing school at the moment
that is a great job to get into gonna have a green apple for dessert
after being an only child , its nice to get to help people and feel connected to people
i like to help people at the farmers market i run a fruit stand
we used to run a fruit stand at my all girls christian high school !
i love fruit like apples and oranges but apples are the best
youre making me hungry . you ever attend church ?
not often but i do go
my mother used to teach sunday school is all .
my mom was a dentist


i live in a medium sized city. i have 3 sisters and 2 brothers. i love to read. my favorite place to spend time at is the beach.

hi , how are you today
i am doing well . kind of hungry .
me too lol , do you like sports ?
i like sports betting . so no favorite teams . i just like to pick winners .
that sounds interesting , i only watch games with friends
i watch with my bros . we are very competitive with each other .
sounds like fun way to keep up with a bunch a teams at same time
yeah i am a playboy . i want to be like tony stark .
is tony stark iron man or that famous skateboarder
tony stark iron man . do you like comics ?
no , i do not know much about comics . i did like wonder woman movie
i did a little bit i guess . watching with the whole fam .
our family and close friends like having sports parties with lots of food
i like parties . i like sports . how have i never thought to combine the two ! ?
its fun to have theme , like old school jerseys
throwbacks ! yeah . i have a few . like an oilers jersey and a new orleans hornets shirt .


i am a farmer. i hope to travel the world one day. my hobbies include photography and hiking. i have two pet dogs.

hi how are you doing ?
i am gucci thank you and yourself ?
i am good thank you . gucci ?
yep that is my pet dogs name sorry lol gucci
what do you do for a living ?
well i am a farmer but i kind of wanna travel the world lol you
i go to school full time
sick sick i went to school for photography
and you live on a farm ?
yes i do , do a lot of hiking with my dogs you
i have a dog as well
what kind ? what is his name ? ! woof woof
i have a shar pei
daaaaaaaaang like a magic marker ?
no look it up its a dog breed
lol i am kidding do you like to travel ?


i love katy perry. i drive a ford taurus. i work in retail. i spend too much time shopping.

hi there do you like mexican food ?
i do , but what i really like is shopping .
that sounds like fun
it is . katy perry is my favorite , and i try to emulate her look .
that is almost as cool as me being a teacher
i am a clerk in a retail store now .
i am from new hampshire
i just moved to florida . drove my ford taurus here .
i am a dancer i love it
that is great ! i have no rhythm , myself .
history books are my all time favorite
oh yeah ? katy perry is my all time favorite !
i make hot dogs for a living .
i am a sales clerk in a retail store .
burritos are my favorite too
is the hot dog factory gross ?


i m really terrible at doing regular expressions. i m allergic to lactose. my doctor told me i have six months to live. my favorite singer is justin bieber.

hi there , i am bob .
hey bob . how are things ?
yeah that is cool , what is your favorite color ?
blue i guess . yours ?
i do not really like humans .
tell me about it . i will not be a human much longer at least
i love red , reminds me of summer time
you have good memories of summer ?
not really , i make hot dogs for a living .
oh cool . . . i only have 6 months left to live , so i do not do anything for a living
i really like waffles too
waffles are good . i can eat them
burritos are my favorite too
you like lots of food huh ?
i like walking on the beach .
one of justin bieber songs mentions the beach


i am fascinated with ghosts. when i was a child , i wanted to be an architect. i am a wedding planner. i love 80s music.

hello , how are you doing ?
i am good how about yourself ?
pretty good . studying for my philosophy test
what are you going to school for ?
i study philosophy , but not sure i want to stay with it
what do you think you ; ll do job wise ?
i love people and and the way we work . . so who knows
are you married ? any kids ?
not married , but 2 kids . . how about you ?
i am a single wedding planner
nice ! my niece does that too
i wanted to be an architect but that did not happen
i really like concerts , so i would love a job doing that
maybe you can do that someday


i sing barbershop and rap. my eyes are blue. my favorite season is winter. i love watching basketball. i love to take naps.

do you want to help me redo my hair ? getting tired of the purple .
sure . i wish it were winter . the sun really hurts my blue eyes .
i do not like the winter . if i am being honest .
can i help you while i watch basketball on tv ?
yes , we can pet some dogs too
winter rocks ! i like to rap and nap too . dogs are cool .
that is when my mom passed away .
i am sorry about your mom . i can sing to you .
sing to me , what are you going to sing
would you like to hear barbershop or rap ?
rap if you are rapping about how much you love me
ok . then i am going to need a nap .
take a nap with the dogs
that is cool . dogs are bed hogs though .


my favorite song is barbie girl. i m a girl. i am an only child. i like barbies.

hello how are you doing today ?
hey , i am doing well how are you ?
i am wonderful just finish cooking breakfast for my son
that is awesome . i am a only child my mom cooks for me alot
i am about to take off to work for a few days
that is cool . i like to play with barbies when i am not in school
i played with barbies as a kid too
i like the barbie girl song
that is a classic . i am a nickelback fan
i like them as well
do you like fried chicken it is my favorite
i love chicken . i do not eat red meat
i do not eat red meat as well
really ? i do not meet many people that are like that


i live by myself. i have a dog and two cats. i like country music. i like to go for runs.

hi , 18 , football , long beard and a biker . you ?
cool ! do you love country music as much as i do ?
get out ! yes ! best friend is merna jean . i love football . do you ?
not really but i do love running
great ! merna jean and i have long beards . you have a beard ?
i do actually . we have a lot in common !
i know ! i love bike riding . do you ? you like fish bait ?
i do not but both of my cats love fish bait .
i see . you married ? i was but not now . any children ?
my cats and dog are my kids . but no i am not married
awww . you like younger men ? chicken wings are our friends .
i do love younger men . i am getting lonely by myself
hmmm . i made a unicorn cry . you sing ?
i love singing some martina mcbride and keith urban


i am currently trying to open my own grocery store. i am still living at home at age 30. i am colorblind. i have a college degree in marketing.

my favorite foods is hot dogs , i ate them in prison many times
oh goodness , how long were you in prison ?
37 years on the weekends i use the time to bird watch
that is a long time . shoot , i still live at home at age 30 .
pepsi is my favorite drink , besides absinth
never had absinthe . it sounds interesting though
i am a librarian , i work in a library , i am all about da books !
did you work in the prison library ? i am an entrepreneur
hotdogs are the best , they are my favorite !
i like them too . i am actually trying to open a grocery store now
cool , bird watching is what i fill my weekends with
that is interesting , what types of birds do you enjoy ?
pepsi is just my favorite beverage , besides snake blood
and absinthe ? i did not realize snake blood could be consumed ?
my job is as a librarian , it is boring , i hate it
why do not you go back to college ? i have a marketing degree


i drive a ferrari. i am touring with frank ocean. i just bought a new mansion. i am a rapper. i live in japan and own the biggest mansion in the country.

good morning , how are you today
good morning , good , how are you today this morning ? i drive ferraris .
ferraris ? i love ferraris ! i have lots of ferraris myself . i am very rich .
you are ? i have bought thousands of mansions .
i am , in fact . i used to own a large network of casinos
my name starts with a k and i rap for a living .
that is an interesting career choice . are you happy ?
yep i own the largest mansion in japan because of it .
that is awesome . i bet you cannot guess what i do for a living now .
i bet you sell soda cans for a living . i tour with frank ocean .
no way . but if i did , i would be the best soda can salesman .
your soda cans are valuable to me .
they should be , i hold the office of president .
in the united states of america ?
only the greatest country in all of the world .
this is how trump makes money ?


i am married. i travel a lot. i enjoy spending time with family and friends. i like doing art projects. i am a strong woman.

hello how are you doing on this wonderful morning ?
hi , i am good . are you single , dating , in a committed relationship , or married ?
well i am single at the moment . busy with working at the beach . how about you ?
i got married which i did not think would happen since i am such a strong woman .
congratulations ! love always happens to everyone and they are so happy !
thanks ! do you do any traveling a lot like i do ?
not much . wish i did more . i do love being a lifeguard though . travel doing that .
that is cool . i enjoy passing time with family and sometimes friends . do you ?
yes . my friends love driving in my yellow convertible . i like driving it in the rain ,
what kind of hobbies do you like doing ? mine is any project doing art .
does singing katy perry songs in the shower count ?
yes , i guess anything you enjoy doing could be a hobby .
do you have any more interests beside art ?
not really , art is really the only thing i like doing .


i live alone. i haven t spoken to my family in years. i enjoy hitchhiking. i have over 4000 friends on facebook. formal situations make me uncomfortable.

hi friend . how are you ? where are you ?
hey there . how is it hanging ? i am good . just surfing around the country .
cool . i travel too , love to hike and adventure out in the wild .
well , more couch surfing , putting my thumb out for rides , that kind of thing .
right on , been there . do you like music ? i am a camper .
yea , i find people to hang out with . sometimes bands . i have tons of facebook friends .
cool . i am a nature lover , sky watcher . what hobbies do you have ?
just networking and getting to know people . avoiding suit and tie kind of situations .
good for you . life is too short . have some fun , get dirty .
exactly ! i do not have any people at my house to worry about . makes life easy .
i was there once . now i love my daughter , life is good
that is fair . i might talk to family again if i had a good enough reason .
you should . time is fleeting .
maybe i will find a ride to their town . that could be interesting .
before it is too late . go !
hollywood undead is a good band . i am enjoying this song .


i live with my boyfriend of 5 years. i was born in london. i paint in my free time. i live in vienna , austria now. i work in it.

hi , my name is sharon ! what is your name
hi . i am michelle , from vienna , austria . where do you live ?
i live in the us home of the best pizza in the universe
pizza is yum . i eat a lot of pizza when i work late on an it project .
you have music we have pizza !
lol . actually , i love painting in my spare time .
vienna is an awesome city how long have you lived in vienna
london is my birth place , but my boyfriend 5 years now wanted me to move .
is he from vienna ? or did he want to go there for professional reasons
his job . of course . where do you work ?
i work at a medical clinic that works with transgender youth
sounds like a busy type of job .
lately we have been swamped we just opened a counseling department
that is fantastic . way to go !


i have one sister and a niece and nephew. i m almost finished with my degree. i m 49 , male and live in dublin , ireland. i really like cake and don t prefer vegetables. i take care of my mother and father.

hello how are you today
i am good ! how are you today ?
i am doing great now was a little stressed earlier
what were you stressed about ?
just things i have to get around the house
i can relate . my parents live with me so i take care of them
must be a busy task , do you find time for yourself ?
i find moments here and there . i am also working on a business degree
cool thinking of starting your own someday
i would like to open a bakery . i love baking , especially cakes .
i love fresh baked cookies and pies
you and i would get along well . i enjoy baking for my niece and nephew
yes we would until i eat all the cookies . . lol
i would make more ! what do you do for work ?
i work children that is to say kindergarten teacher
very cool ! you must be very patient


i have a shopping addiction. i don t like when people get too close to me. i love the forest. i don t like being asked a lot of questions.

hi ! i work at the zoo and have trained more than 20 types of animals !
wow ! that sounds like a lot of fun . i like forest animals a lot
my wife is a zookeeper as well with me .
cool ! do you and your wife have kids ?
yes we have a daughter who just graduated valedictorian from high school .
she sounds impressive ! what types of things do you enjoy doing for fun ?
i love watching nature documentaries .
nice . i like nature a lot . i enjoy exploring the forest .
what is your favorite part ?
i really like the solitude of it .
yes that is a very pleasant feeling .
i also shop way too much . i love buying things .
what sort of things do you buy ?
pretty much anything ! i just like the rush of it
haha that is the opposite of me . i just about never buy anything
your way is definitely smarter . i think i might be addicted to spending money


i wish i made more money. i have a strange obsession with pens. i wish i didn t have to work. i enjoy writing for long periods of time.

hello . how are you doing today ?
i am doing great . working on my novel . what are you up to ?
cool . i am doing nothing . what is the novel about ?
it is a love story . i really enjoy writing . do you write or read ?
my all time favorite musical group is creed . yes , i do
creed is awesome . i found a cool creed pen on amazon .
is it worth a lot ?
no but i like to collect pens . do you collect anything ?
my dad is in prison , which makes me sad . i collect letters from him
that is sad is he getting out soon ?
no , ten more years actually
that is a long time . was he falsely accused ?
i do not know . i am on welfare by the way
i do not make much money either . i wish i made more .
it is tough that is for sure
i would prefer not to work . what do you do in your spare time ?


i speak fluent italian. i have one blue eye and one hazel eye. my brother is an archaeologist. i am a cat owner. my mom is an osteopath.

talk fast how are you
i m good , how about you ?
just about to walk dogs
cool , i have cats myself
; ; like cats you have a car
yeah , but i m not really a car person
well drive me around i got work to do
i don t really like driving
well cook for you my driver
i like eating pasta a lot
faster and pasta is nice and i am a male
you seem kind of rude
what you get from a male
well , my brother is nice . he s an archaeologist


i have few friends. i like katy perry as a musician. i am a great baker. i like to hunt for my food.

hi there , how are you ?
i am good , i will hunt my own dinner .
wow , are you a mountain man ? i am sure my boys would love to hang out with you
i love katy perry , do they ?
i do . pretty cool for a mom eh ?
sure , would you believe i aslo bake ?
sure , a man of many talents . you ever read ? i love fantasy fiction
not recently , have not read for fun in a long time .
you should try it . how about swimming ?
maybe fishing , i can meet you halfway
haha , i do like swimming , but not sure i would swim for fish !
i could build you a spear , then we grill it !
or i could buy one online . online shopping is the best
uh oh , i bet you can shop forever .
yes , especially since i left my job working for monsanto . so much time
i also bake , maybe some salmon or yellowtail .


i enjoy video games. i eat more junk food than i really should. i write in my spare time. kpop is my favorite music.

hello there beautiful soul . what gets you up and out into nature every morning .
i play video games more than going out
oh dear . if you are single like me , then how do you meet your soulmate ?
i do not i usually just write when i am bored
writing is good for the soul . you know what else is ? yoga .
yes i would agree do you yoga
yes ! i live , breathe , sleep and eat and poop yoga . i also teach classes !
lol that sounds great i would love to come by
my mother was a yoga teacher and my mothers mother and her mother
wow so you go way back with this
absolutely ! yoga is in my blood . so is salad . i love salad too much
i love games and music
but do you have a 10 pound bag of salad in your fridge ? thought so .
i do not but i like kpop
wow . . . really ? like actually ? because i am a fan too .
yes i love it it is my favorite music


my favorite truck is a chevy drama. i do not like vegetables. i enjoy spending time with my family. my favorite store is american eagle.

hello , how are you ?
i really like trucks an i hate vegetables .
my only son does not like veggies either .
i cannot wait until the holidays i love family time .
i am in the army so i do not get family time often .
the truck i love is a chevy , a chevy durax . i am sure you do not .
how old are you ? i am 25 . i like fords .
i am 20 , that is cool what kind ?
anything blue ! its my favorite color . i need something with a lot of space .
you do not make sense with your response .
my favorite vehicle is any blue one . i do not have a favorite type
what kind of ford do you like that is blue with a lot of space ?


i make a million dollars a year. i am a baseball player. i went to miami university. i m married and have three kids. i play for the baltimore orioles.

hey ! do you like call of duty ?
not much into video games . my kids are though
my older sisters and brothers hate them too
tell me , do you like baseball ?
it is ok . sometimes i watch a late night game
i am an oriole . i had to move to baltimore when i was signed
congratulations ! as an athlete , can you eat fried chicken ?
lol only during the off season . do you like chicken ?
i do . that and chocolate cake ! so good !
lol only during the off season . do you like chicken ?
you just said that ! haha
lol only during the off season . do you like chicken ?
are you ok ? what is going on ?
well chocolate cake would send me running for a gym ,
very true ! i should go to the gym
i do not think i said the same thing twice


i enjoy home cooked meals. my favorite music genre is pop. my favorite color is blue. my favorite tv show is game of thrones. i like long walks on the beach.

hi there how are you today ?
i am ok i just wish i could get away to the beach how about you
i am great , the beach sounds fun i do not go much
i honestly do not either wishful thinking
do you play any instruments ?
i am much better at listening and dancing to britney spears than playing
fair enough , i am trying the piano , what about pets ?
the piano is great . pets usually eat my food while i cook so no , do you ?
no i am allergic to cats unfortunately , do you enjoy movies ?
i prefer tv . game of thrones to be exact and you ?
scary movies are my favourites
wow i am the opposite . any favorite colors ?
i like green the best , you ?
blue is my favorite , it is so calming like the ocean
whats your hair cut like ?
i have never cut my hair since birth . what do you do for fun ?


i have 2 cats. i love to go to the beach. my favorite food is strawberries. i work in a veterinary office. i am vegan.

hello , how are you doing ?
really good , i am just eating some strawberries and relaxing .
oh i love strawberries ? you have the day off ? i am at work right now .
strawberries are my favorite food . i am on a break at the vert clinic . lunch time .
righto . i work at a flower shop . i usually spend my breaks reading used books .
oooh , that is an awesome job to have . what kind of books do you like ?
books about cats . i absolutely love cats , i have 3 myself .
i love cats as well , hence working at a vets office . i also have two !
wow , we have so much in common ! where do you live ?
i live in california , near the beach . you ?
new jersey , temporarily in my parents basement while my apartment is being renovated .
do you share a kitchen ? my food is vegan i would be so annoyed
haha . i totally understand and yea i am sharing my moms kitchen . i am vegetarian myself .
whats your favorite fruit or vegetable then ? i think i mentions strawberries
well i like strawberries but i do not have a favorite vegetable . what do you like ?
besides that i like okra , peas , apples and bananas best


i am a cyclist. my father used to be a cop. i work at a restaurant as waiter. my favorite food is pizza.

hi how are you today
fine . i have a very expensive bicycle .
that is cool i just got a honda civic
that is a nice car . what do you enjoy doing on your leisure time ?
i like climbing rocks and walking on the beach
what is the title of your favorite book ?
i mainly watch movies a movie i can watch a lot is django unchained
i like that movie also . do you have any pets ?
no i want one but do not have one yet
what is your favorite food ?
i really like seafood especially crabmeat
i like coconut shrimp a lot .
those are good too .
do you create a weekly schedule ?


my favorite movie is pretty woman. i have two smartphones. i am a vegan. i enjoy reading. i am a registered nurse.

hi , i am a waitress . what do you do for a living ?
i take care of the sick , as a nurse . are you hungry ?
after working at the diner i can not stand the sight of food
i do not eat any animal products myself . i do love books though .
cool . do you have kids ?
nope , i am all alone . i do not know why . you ?
i have a daughter with long brown hair like me
she sounds like a pretty woman , and i love that movie !
i like that movie too . julia roberts was great
yeah , she is a dream . i should call her on one of my phones .
you have more than one phone ?
yes , two to be exact ! do you like phones ?
yeah i have the new iphone
that is so cool , i use one for holding my ebooks .
what type of ebooks do you read ?
many different types , thomas pynchon is my favorite author .


i am looking to start a business. i like to get involved in politics. i have a brand new chevrolet. i enjoy hanging out with friends and family.

hey there ! how are you today ?
i am good . just enjoying hanging out with friends and family , you ?
i am okay , i am spending the day with my wife and son .
that is fun . what do you do for work ?
i am a lawyer , what about you ?
what kind of law ? i am currently looking to start my own business actually
i practice maritime law . did you go to college ?
i did . i enjoy getting involved in politics . maybe i should have done law
it is never too late ! where did you go to college ?
i went in england . just got back and bought a brand new chevrolet .
that is cool , do you enjoy driving your car ?
yes ! i especially missed it over there .
will you drive me and my family to get pizza ? it is my favourite food !
of course ! hanging out with new friends and driving my chevrolet . all good with me
awesome ! standford is my alma mater so i will put in a good word for you there .
that is cool ! thank you . what else do you enjoy ?


1984 is my favorite book. i am working on a biology degree. i love book. i am in college.

hello how are you today
hey , doing good . how about you ? what you up to today ?
i am just gonna attend to the pigs on my farm
guess that has to be done . i will probably just read some books .
reading books is fun but i am highly allergic to them
oh wow , guess you will not know my favorite then . the title is 1984 .
wow sounds very old and dusty
i read new books too now that i just started college .
oh well that is good . i live in a rural area and wish i was in the city
i am studying biology , so the country side interests me a lot .
i do not like it out here
maybe once i graduate i will come and take care of you pigs for a while ?
you should ! we can have tons of fun
trade places ! i like bacon so it would be perfect .
if you come here there will be no hurting my animals !
do you keep them as pets then ?


i am an only child. my favorite color is purple. i have a pet lizard named gila. i really love plants. i have brown eyes.

hello , hows your day going ?
great playing with gila , my lizard . do you have any pets ?
no , i do not . what did you have for breakfast today ?
i tend to my plants and had some ripe cucumbers and tomatoes in them , healthy breakfast !
omg , you are just like me . you on a plant based diet ?
yes ! my mom helps a lot , i have no siblings .
wow , you are an only child , what does that feel like ?
ok i guess . at least my room is purple , my favorite color .
that is cool , do you like yoga . i practice for it everyday
i do , my yoga teacher has green eyes , i wish mine were too and not brown !
lol , people with green eyes are winners , but who knows if those are contacts
ll , i will do purple contacts !


i am 29 years old. i enjoy hiking and riding my bicycle. my favorite band is pearl jam. i live in a suburb of boston. i am a night owl.

hello ! i work at walmart . what do you do ?
i am 29 , living in boston as a night owl
wow . i am leaving for college in 3 months .
nice ! have you ever heard of pearl jam ? they are the best ! ! !
i have , but muse is my favorite band !
ooh , nice . i love hiking in the woods do u hike much ?
no . although i am a vegan so i would enjoy foraging for plants .
i respect that . i could not do that , i do not think . love meat too much
what do your parents do ? my dad is a mechanic .
my parents is a professional cyclist he taught me when i was 3
that is awesome ! what do you do ?
when i am not hiking or biking , i am exploring the town no steady job
sounds fun . i am just a stocker at walmart until i leave .
yeah that job would get boring really quick i think


i work as a english teacher. i am a mother of two daughters. my husband died a few years ago , so i am raising them alone. my ultimate dream , however , is to be a writer. i have always enjoyed telling stories to people.

hello , how are you this evening ?
i am fine , just up grading papers
i am a teacher too . what subject do you teach ?
awesome ! i teach english , but i really want to be an established writer
i teach history , my kids and i volunteer with the red cross .
we used to do that before my husband passed away ! i have two girls
i have two boys , they are a handful
yes ! i can only imagine , its been hard for me since i am raising them alone
i imagine it is , i am divorced .
sorry to hear that ! must be harder on the kids
it is okay , they were very young , this is all they know .
yea it was hard for my kids too ! i tell them stories to get by
i do the same . kids are stronger than we give them credit for .
that is true ! they are tough
my boys do not miss their father , he does not come around
that is horrible ! he should be ashamed of himself !


i have always had long hair. i worked at a movie theater for 4 years. i like spicy food. i enjoy running at night.

my snake tried to get out of his cage . hi how are you ?
i am fine did you catch your snake ? my hair is longer than your snake i think
that is cool . i like long hair . i had to tighten the lid so he cant get out
we should have film it while escaping because i have work in a movie theater for 4 years .
i have filmed him a few times . you can film me skydive from a plane .
i would love that i also love running late at night .
i have to skydive at least once before i die . do not run in traffic at night .
yes i will not have you tried eating very spicy food ? i love eating spicy asian food .
i love spicy and ethnic foods , indian , italian etc .
lets have something later if you want i can treat you dinner .
i can film your long hair flowing in the wind if you skydive with me .
i love that idea lets make a plan and make a movie on that
ok be there in a minute . i am hungry now . what kind of food do you like ?
i just said it i love spicy food asian food will be my top choice and you ?
only asian ? i just said it , indian , italian . just do not eat snake meat .
but eating snake meat is an aphrodisiac in some country lets try it .
i will try it once if i am in one of those countries
yes , lets try it before going somewhere else how about we buy snake today ?
well sure lets just run to walmart and pickup snake . where do you get it ?
lets get some snake on the zoo i heard that snakes there are really big .


i love to play tennis. i also love to travel. i love the chainsmokers. my dad works offshore.

hi . how did you sleep last night ?
hello , not too bad how about you ?
it was ok , quite bizarre can you believe i dreamed i married . please !
are you wanting to get married ?
heck no man ! i do not see the point of one partner .
oh , i see what you are saying . yes that is a valid perspective
have you ever heard of the band the muggers .
no , but i am a huge fan of the chain smokers . who are the muggers
only my favorite band , that is all i can tell you though lol
lol same with the chain smokers . i reckon they are both pretty obscure
i actually know the chain smokers . they are pretty good .
oh really ? how random . good to meet another fan
do you earn an income ?
well no , i just travel a lot . do you ?


i am not afraid to die. i would be honored to give my life for my country. i am an army ranger. i have a wife and two kids back in the states. i secretly love my long deployments , because it gets me away from conventional life.

hello i was just listening to kid rock
nice ! i am just getting to finally take a breather . being an army ranger is rough .
wow that is interesting . i am getting my masters in music so i am busy too
oh do you play an instrument ?
i play all instruments and teach . i am a music loving girl
awesome ! i would have loved to try that but i come from a army family .
wow are you a military brat ?
haha ! no but my 2 kids could probably be considered that at this point .
i like to travel and see the purple flower fields
me too . i like my deployments sometimes to just get away from normal life .
i took rotc studies in college
interesting . did you enjoy it ?


i am seven years old. i like to play soccer. i just got my rejection letter from the gifted program. and , my best friend is cayden.

hello there ! what are your hobbies ?
hi i just had my 7th birthday yesterday
reading is my favorite thing to do
my hobbies include fishing , hunting and i love playing soccer
those all sound like so much fun !
i really like spending time with my friend cayden , he is really good at soccer .
awesome ! i like to spend time with my family
i applied for the gifted program at my school and i got rejected last week
it is still pretty cool that you were smart enough to apply
do you have a best friend
yes , i do . her name is emily
i just missed qualifying for it by 2 points
how often can you reapply ?
how long have you been friends


i only eat organic food. i own two snakes. i collect comic books. i am allergic to dust. i have an autograph collection with more than 2000 signatures.

hello . just finishing a documentary on zebras . what are you doing ?
i have just got done feeding my 2 snakes .
cool . i wrote a piece about an escaped snake once .
how cool ! i love to collect things like comic books .
i have never written for one of those , yet . what is your favorite ?
i love batman . what kind of things do you eat ? i only eat organically grown items .
i tried that . . it is hard to give up all the other foods
it really is . it has help with my allergies .
i get that . i can not have dairy . what is your allergy to ?
i am allergic to cats , dust and peanuts
interesting . i am glad it is just dairy for me . say more ?
i dust a lot . especially my comic book and my autograph collection .
stan lee does a good business signing things does he not
he does . he has made a lot of great stories .
does you have his autograph in your collection ?
i actually . i have managed to collect over 2000 signatures on items .


my favorite food is mushroom ravioli. i have never met my father. my mother works at a bank. i work in an animal shelter. i speak fluent french.

hey there ! how are you doing ?
i am fine and you
i am great . just got my 2 kiddos in bed . now time to relax .
well give with my mother she work in a bank
that is nice . i am a teacher . i love it . what do you do ?
i teach french
awesome . my son has autism and is very interested in learning different languages .
and also work in a animal shelter on the days i am not teaching
that is so wonderful i have two dogs , they are like my babies .
that cool
do you have any pets ?
no i do not
aww . they are great companions . well i need to go . bye .
ok bye


i drive a moped. i sing in the shower. i struggle with maintaining eye contact. my favorite video game is halo 3. i like to take cold showers.

hi there . how are you ?
doing good ! i just got out of the shower . happy saturday .
happy saturday to you . i am about to eat a steak .
yum that sounds great . maybe i will take the moped to the store and get steak tonight !
what do you do for a living ?
i am a video game tester . my favorite game so far is halo 3 . you ?
2 was my favorite . i repair computers .
cool ! you are a nerd like me then .
yes , nerds are the best !
do you have pets ? i have a cat named oreo
i have one dog name snickers .
cool ! are you a computer repair person for best buy ?
no way . i work at apple !
nice ! do you like it ? they have awesome benefits
i do . i have been there four years . discounted computers !
nice ! what is the discount ?


i am single. i paddle board on my days off. i am a nurse and work in an emergency room at a busy hospital. i am buying a house. i play the piano.

hello ! how are you doing today ?
hi , i am just fine thanks
what are you doing this weekend ?
i am plan on going to a birthday party
that sounds fun . is it for family ?
yes it is for my sister
what do you do for work ?
i do care giver for the senior
i work in a factory . it is exhausting .
yes i no what you mean , i use to
i am playing guitar with my kids this weekend .
that sound good i love music
what kind to you like most ?
i love the trumpet and just about all kind


i am not a nice person. i have a nice smile. i like makeup. i love to exercise. many people want to be my friend.

hi , how are you today ?
my personality is not a agreeable one
oh that does not sound too good !
my smile has merit though
that is always a plus . i find that i like to spend time alone
makeup is an interest of mine
make up can be fun . i really enjoy sewing
exercise is very enjoyable for me
i work in a cafe waiting tables so am always on my feet
a large number of folks find companionship with me
do you have any pets ? i like cats
my persona is not a good one
what makes you say that ?
exercise is something i very much like though
what do you do for work ?
i prefer makeup very much


i am former military. i exercise 4 times a week. i recently bought a camper. my favorite sport is football. i drive a truck for a living.

hi how are you today
hi there . i am so so today unfortunately . it is one of the bad days
i am sorry your having a bad day it is monday after all .
no it is my ptsd . i acquired it while serving . i have flare ups every so often .
aw i am sorry thank you for your serve
thank you for saying thank you . . . i am having a very hard time after the military
that is understandable hope it gets better for you
i have tried a bunch of stuff to get better , they barely work .
that is horrible . do you like going to the gym
hitting it at least 4 times week and i play football too . i am trying to stay active
that is great i love the gym i am trying to lose some weight
gym is ok for weight loss , but hiking is better . longer duration and pleasant views .
the hard part is the diet i love candy so much
well , go camping and get away from temptations . that is what i do with my camper .
i will try that i do have 2 dogs i can take with me
i was not sure i would like it since i am a truck driver , but .
it does seem like a fun thing to do i know my lizard would not survive it
your lizard would thrive ! not just survive !
ll i do not want to lose her .
i will confess to you that once i ate a lizard . . . not willingly though . . .
org ! that is horrible i love animals to much for that
well if you are surrounded by enemy forces and you have no food or water . . .
that is very true . well i have to go it was nice talking to you
nice talking to you too ! you made me feel better after all ! bye !


i enjoy visiting museums. i like to attend wine tours. i like to paint. we have two sons.

hey , just got back to shore , what are you up to ?
i just came from a sip and paint wine tasting event .
oh how exciting ! i love those sorts of events . is wine tasting your hobby ?
yes , i love attending wine tours and also museums . what are your hobbies ?
well boating is definitely my favorite hobby , but all vacation activities are fun for me .
that sounds fun . i want to take my two sons one day .
i do not have any kids , that money went towards my house instead
well i bet your house is nice .
oh i think so , it is very large too
do you live alone ? are you married ?
i live alone , being on call for the hospital all the time makes it hard to date
yeah that is understandable . what do you do ?
i work as a doctor , what is your profession ?
i am just a stay at home wife . my husband makes the money .
does your husband ever take your family on vacations ?
yeah we vacation every summer


i really like technology. i wish i could live forever. i like free diving. i only date people taller than me. my dog is smaller than my cat.

my new boyfriend bought me tickets to the best art museums .
how , is it a technological museum
the best art museums in the country with some tech displays . cool right ?
diving free is what i do on my free time too
i have never tried diving but it sounds like fun . are you hungry ?
my dog probably coz he is smaller than my other pet cat
i hope you do not eat your pets . there is a good vegan section in the cafeteria .
i go on date but only if they are taller
i have some tall class mates in my early childhood development courses .
i am hoping that life will last forever
i believe life does last forever . i cannot teach that in kindergarten but i believe it .
technology might find an answer to it
technology is the blueprint of everlasting life , the proof that life goes on forever .
wow , i wish i had that thought before
would you like to come to the museum with me ?
sure , and find interesting stuffs around


i will study computer science. i like playing games online. i am on my way to uc santa cruz where i was accepted. i am a vegetarian. i just graduated from high school.

hello care to chat with a professional skittles player ?
what is a skittles player ?
old game like bowling . i am know as the iron skittler . should look me up .
the iron skittler ? i have only just graduated high school , must be before my time
it was created a long time ago . teenager ? must love to eat candy ?
candy is great , i actually really love computer science though . i am off to uc santa cruz
nice ! wish you the best . i personally have never ate a piece of candy .
thank you , i am really excited . really ? i only eat candy if its vegetarian .
really . i guess i never got to have any as a kid or something weird like that .
huh . sheltered background ? do you play anything besides skittles , maybe computer games ?
a little baseball . i watch a lot of anime but no computer games .
cool , anime is okay . i really like online games
nice . which types do you like to play ?
anything i can play with others , league of legends is great
awesome . i guess its not my forte . baseball is though .
what do you like about baseball ?


i like to only eat fish. i can jump straight up , out of a pool. i have amazing eye sight. both my parents were over 6 foot tall.

hi , how are you today ?
good ! how are you thus fine day ?
good thank you . i just got back from the gym .
that is awesome i need to get more fit . i am on a fish only diet .
it helps if you work out to music . i prefer christian electronic as my jam .
nice ! i will check it out ! so what do you do for fun ?
i actually like going to church . seeing people pray makes me hopeful .
nice ! i need to get baptized , the closest i have come is the swimming pool .
you should . i guess people get annoyed that i worry about the less fortunate .
i think that is awesome ! did you get that from your parents ?
yes ! i try to be nice to everyone , even people that are mean to me .
that is great . all i got from my parents is height and great eyesight .
your not close with them ?
my father passed and my relationship with my mom is not the best ,


my favorite season is winter. i sing barbershop and rap. i love watching basketball. i love to take naps. my eyes are blue.

hey how is your evening going ? i just got done working at mcdonald .
well , just took a shower after hitting up the courts . how was work ?
its only my second week , so i am still training .
that is good , at least everything new then . not in a dull rhythm .
yes ! 3 of my 4 siblings work there , so i know a lot of people .
oh nice , you guys get along then ?
most of the time we do . unless were fighting over the car .
haha sounds like siblings . only one car ?
yes its a small blue honda civic , lots of miles , but gets us around .
that is all you can ask for . i do not have a car myself .
i should go and study . i am not doing well in my women studies class .
oh you are a student ? well , go on then and get studying .
thank . enjoy the rest of your evening .
thanks , you too ! and good luck in your class .


i dye my hair blonde. i like going to foreign countries. i love dancing. i have 3 cats. i am an only child.

hi how are you today
i am feeding my cat s
how many do you have
3 . i love them do you have any ?
i do not but i want a pig
oh , do you want to go and dance ?
i do not dance very often
oh , do you want to help me color my hair ?
what color do you want
blonde . can you help me ?
yeah i got all the moves
great , i will love it so much
what do you like to eat
lettuce , mostly , stuff like that


i enjoy watching netflix with family. i enjoy making d models for video games and animations. my favorite band is iron maiden. i am a lover of italian food. my father has a very prestigious job.

hi there ! how are you ?
i am good , just watching movies with my family
oh that is fun ! i just finished helping grandma with her jewelry .
so , what do you do for fun ?
i am in my schools chorus , oh and i attend a karate class .
cool . . . i make videos of d models for games
oh wow ! that sounds a whole lot more fun then going mushroom hunting with my paps .
my dad was very busy , i wish we had time for stuff like that
is your dad still around ? i live with my grandparents .
yes but work keeps him super busy
well that is good . well not the busy part anyway .
it is what it is . how old are you ?
i am in my last year of high school .
that is good . any plans for college ?


i like rollerblading. i am caucasian. i avoid eating sugar. i try to eat a balanced diet. my favorite sport is hockey.

hello , i have a hike to attend in a few , how are you ?
oh cool . i do not hike but i do rollerblade
do you have any siblings ?
no i do not . thank goodness . you ?
yes , i have 3 older , 2 brothers one sister .
wow that is a big family !
it is . did you graduate ?
yes i did . did you ? what do you like to eat ?
indeed . i am disabled . so i got special treatment .
oh i understand that . i do not eat sugar and eat very healthy , well balanced meals
my arm was severed from a car accident when i was 7
that is absolutely horrible . i guess you would have trouble playing my favorite game hockey then
trouble , but not impossible .
do you have a prosthetic then ?


i noticed i m very talented for this sport. i work full time in an office , so i don t have much time to practice. recently i started taking archery classes and love it. i hope to keep improving and go big with this sport.

hi there , i am bob .
hi bob i am also bob and i work all day
are you a vegan like me ?
i shoot arrows and if i hit an animal i eat it .
yes do you like art ?
well i have so many hours in the office i do not get enough time
i am some what educated
oh am sorry to hear it , maybe later you will get all the way
yeah i want to learn new things
the thing about life like sports is to just keep going
right , just keep trying i guess
you will improve and be awesome ! what is your dream in life ?
to be awesome above all things
but awesome at one thing is best , what is your one thing ?
i do not want to take over the whole world , just a small part of it
like maybe a bit of baja california ?


my inspiration is clasical music. i ve recently started working as a freelance designer. i m a graphic designer. drawing in traditional style is my pasion.

what are you up to tonight ?
i am doing some work on my art . how about you ?
great . listening to some lindsey stirling . she is out of this world
that is awesome . what kind of music does she play ? i love classical .
she plays the violin . she is talented and gorgeous
i bet i would love to hear her . how inspiring .
you should listen to her . do you like any foods ?
i love cake , any kind . how about you ?
i am a huge lover of meatloaf , and coffee but only with alcohol in it
i have never had coffee with alcohol in it . what do you do for work ?
nothing of any importance . what about you ?
i do some graphic design for a few places
oh are you any good at it ?
i am glad i can do art for a living . i love to draw .
do you smoke cigarettes ? i do when i am stressed
no , i have never smoked .


my father lives in china. i have a boxer dog. i like to exercise. i like to listen to music.

hello i am troy i fly for a living
hello troy . are you an airlines pilot ?
yes i am my dad is a pilot in the military to
so it is a tradition . cool . my dad teaches kids in china .
that is really cool do you have any phobias ? spiders terrify me
sometimes i am scared of dying young . i wish i knew why .
same here . do you have any pets ? i have dogs
yes , i have a dog , too . called sparky . how many do you have ?
i have two right now they can be a handful
yes , i can imagine . what breed are they ?
beagles what kind is yours ?
he is a boxer . a very strong guy .
oh yea those are pretty powerful a friend of mine has one
i wrestle him sometimes , and he wins .
lol cute mine are always full of energy
what else do you like ? i work out a lot .


my favorite singer is jacob sartorius. i work a dead end 9 to 5 job as a snakeskin oil salesman. in my freetime i enjoy cloud watching. my idea of flirting is to stare from a distance. my favorite store to shop at is costco.

hello there how are you doing today ?
i am doing great , just got home from my favorite store , costco .
oh cool i love costco i go there to get cakes i really enjoy a good cake
mmmm cake . on the way home i listened to jacob sartorius , my favorite singer .
i will have to look him up later . my niece and nephew may know him .
its not worth looking up . the pastime activity i enjoy the most is simply cloud watching .
amazing i watch clouds all day . i am about to finish my degree for meteorology .
its not all the different than my idea of flirting . . to stare from a distance
oh i need a bit more than look on . have any family ? i have a sister
yes i have 7 children and i am really struggling
i am sorry to hear that . i am also struggling here watching my parents in their last moments .
i am nothing but a snake oil salesman with a dead end 9 5
i hope you find something worthwhile soon . i know its hard
quietly sobbing in dark cubicle


i enjoy walking on the beach. i work at a retail store. i have red hair. i live close to the coast.

hi there ! how has your weekend been going ?
its been good ! enjoying the beach life , and you ?
i have been reading and doing a bit of shopping on amazon .
i love shopping ! i actually just bought red hair dye yesterday .
oh wow ! tell me more . why red ?
i always wanted to be a red head . i am normally blonde . where do you work ?
that is great ! i actually am out of work . i quit from monsanto .
why did you quit ? i work in retail .
it just felt wrong to be there , and i wanted time with my kids .
that is understandable . i live near the ocean , in myrtle beach . where do you live ?
i love the beach . i am near sacramento .
sacramento is beautiful ! what is your favorite thing about the beach ?
i love beachcombing and the peaceful sound .
yes , the sound is the best . i love walking along the water at night .


my favorite color is blue. i am the youngest in my family. i am a freshman at nyu. i have two older brothers.

hello ! where are you from ?
freshmen year sucks , high how are you ?
ahhh i remember those days , i am good though , stressing over work though
i live in the dorms i at nyu where i am a student
oh nice , that must be really cool in new york !
my two older brothers stress over work as well
do you have a job ?
i am the baby in the family , you know the youngest ! no i do not
gotcha gotcha , taking lots of student loans ?
i have the blues , the baby blues it is my favorite color
oh well i used to like blue but find myself liking red better now
no , i held up a candy store , of course i have loans


i have went to mexico 4 times this year. i hate mexican food. i like to ski. my wife doesn t like me anymore. i like to eat cheetos.

hello ! have you seen any good musicals lately ?
hi how are you today
i am good . wondering if you have seen any good musicals
i have not have you
yes ! i love musicals . hamilton is the best !
i do love that historical rap
it is the best ! just give me a burger and hamilton and i am happy
do you like mexican food ?
not unless it is a mexican burger ! do you ?
no i despise mexican food
what do you do for work ? i am an accountant
i travel for work i go to mexico often
do you play tennis when you travel ? it is my favorite
i try to but skiing more
skiing is cool . i have red skis . my favorite color
do you eat junk food ?


i am saving up to buy a new camera. i like spicy food. i have always had long hair. i enjoy running at night.

hi and how are you doing ?
i am great thanks how are you
great ! it helps that i eat a good breakfast bacon and eggs
i love spicy food do you ?
i am more of a down home gal , but do like sriracha sauce on eggs
that sounds tasty , do you take pics of your food ?
its not on the plate long enough . do you ?
yes i do and i am saving for a new camera
so you are a budding photographer ! that is wonderful .
oh that is kind of yo . do you like running
not for me . i work in the farm fields all day .
oh i love running , but seems like the fields keep you fit


i enjoy going to museums. i am married. i have ten nieces and nephews. i live in new york city. i am a writer.

hi , how are you ? tell me something about yourself !
i am a columnist for the new york times . do you work ?
yes , i have a business that repairs clocks . what kind of food do you like ?
everything ! when you live in manhattan you have your choice of food !
manhattan sounds great ! i have a timeshare in mexico , but otherwise i do not get out much .
do you have any hobbies ? i like to go to art museums .
i like to watch tv . my favorite show is friends ! do you have any pets ?
no pets , my husband is allergic to most animals . but my niece has a dog .
i have a cat named sushi i named him after my favorite food , ha ha .
that is so cute ! do you have a big family or a small one ?
small . i am an only child , and i do not have kids yet . what about you ?
no kids , but i have 10 nieces and nephews that i adore ! where do you live ?


i am a high school teacher. i live in chicago. i volunteer at the red cross on the weekends. i do yoga three times a week. i am married with 2 kids.

hi what do you do for fun ?
hi . i usually go to yoga a few times a week . what about you ?
well i like going to watch scary movies and i love reading
ooh . i love reading as well . i am actually an english teacher .
wow ! was that what you always wanted to do ?
yes . i love giving back to the community i grew up in .
it is good to know there are good people out there !
thank you . that is what i try to instill in my kids .
how many kids do you have ?
i have 2 of my own , as well as 30 in my class lol
are you a religious person ?
if you count going to church on holidays as religious . you ?
i am not militant or anything but yes i enjoy church .
that is good . i sometimes wish i could go more , but i get so busy .


i also own a cupcake business. i am always late. i sing in the shower. i work in a diner.

how are doing this evening ?
i am wonderful just left work . you ?
great . i am hanging with my best pal , patches the dog .
cool . . . that is a neat name for a dog
he sometimes helps me hunt leprechauns .
cool . . . that is a neat name for a dog
sometimes we try to track leprechauns .
cool . . . that is a neat name for a dog
after a long day working as an accountant it is great to have a friendly bark .
oh wow ! ! i am working on a new leprechaun cupcake
are you a baker by profession ?
i have two jobs . . . at a diner and i own a bakery
sounds hectic . i am glad i just have the one job .
i am never on time for anything so it is very hectic
if i were late for work , my black and curly head of hair would explode .
lol . i hope you are never late


i work in the military. i like things that explode. brownies are my favorite dessert. i also like kittens. i have been all over the world.

hi , how are you doing today ?
hello , i love a good brownie , how about you ?
i love brownies and scary movies . do you ?
my life is a scary movie , i am in the marines .
oh wow . thank you for your service . how long have you served ?
i have been in for 5 years now and i have seen the world .
which was your favorite country to visit ?
australia , only wild life is trying to kill you there . lol
lol i am allergic to pet dander . did you see any koalas ?
i have seen a few , but my favorite is kittens .
kittens are cute they have short hair like me . do you play any instruments ?
not unless you count my grenade launcher , i am fond of explosions .
i am learning piano . bugs bunny had an exploding piano ! lol
i am super fond of bugs bunny , my favorite character was the martian .
he was hilarious . yosemite sam was funny too .
how long have you beeen playing the piano ?


i sing many songs. i especially enjoy listening to the band the mutineers. i enjoy reading and walking on sunny days. i am a happy person.

hey how are ya ? doing ok today ? i am traveling to barbados right now .
hi ! just fine , thank you . you seem like a happy person . i am too
i am very happy . exercise and fitness is what makes me happy .
do you ever listen to the mutineers while exercising ? i really enjoy them
i love the mutineers . what do you do for a living ?
i am a singer ! not famous by any means though
i am a flight attendant . but i help put my parents with their business as well
very cool . and what do your parents do ?
they own a nail salon . free manicures for me !
i never had a manicure before . do they hurt ?
sometimes a little uncomfortable . what kind of music do you sing ?
all times ! whatever you suggest i sing
i sing sometimes too . i used to do a lot of musical theatre .
oh you are really talented then ! i read on the side
thank you ! what do you like reading ?
i am a fiction reader


i enjoy swimming. i love cooking. i have 4 dogs. i have a missing pinky toe. i do not like green eggs and ham.

hello i am a mother of five kids and 4 cats
four is our lucky number , i also have 4 pets . but dogs .
i like dogs but just love to hear cats purr
a cat bit off my pinky toe , but i still love them .
well i could crocheting you a thing to cover your toe .
oh that is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me .
i like to crochet hats for the kids and collars for cats . nd
cooking is what i like to do . and eating . but no green eggs and ham !
no green eggs remind you off grass
i know ! when i go swimming grass gets on my feet . yuck
if you ever take your dogs they will do a cute dog paddle swim .
oh yes is not that the sweetest ? i love swimming dogs .


i work at google. i am a software engineer. i live in seattle. i started at google on an internship. my favorite seafood in lobster.

hello ! how are you doing tonight ?
i am fine . how are you ?
i am okay . going through a difficult time , but i am managing .
i am sorry . where are you from . i am from seattle .
i am from grand rapids , michigan . i hear seattle is windy .
i work indoors with a software company so i never notice .
i work indoors , too . i work at a library . bookworm .
that is cool . whats your favorite food ?
fried chicken , dark meat ! what is yours ?
i really like lobster . how long have you been a librarian ?
seven years . i love it . do you have children ?
no , i work too much for kids .
maybe in the future ? i do not have kids yet , either .
kids are too much trouble . freedom is better .


i want to put my photos to a music video staring adam levin. i want to travel the world taking photographs of my travels. i am a widow. i want to be a famous photographer.

hey i do not have long to chat . how are you ?
that s ok i don t have long either . i m fine .
what are you up to today ?
i am taking pictures . i am a photographer
nice ! you should take pictures of shelter dogs and help them get adopted !
that is a good idea . i love animals .
me too . animals like me and i like them . i am in medical school though
that is very admirable too . i have taken photos of doctors in action before .
i am waiting for class to start . i get here too quick but there is no real time
i do that too . got to get the best seat .
for sure . i volunteer with the shelter in my spare time .
my wife used to help out at the shelter before she got sick .
what is wrong with her
she had cancer . she passed away .
sorry to hear that . that is sad .
it is okay . these things are a part of life .


i like soccer. i love game of thrones. my brother used to be in the navy. i am a vegan. my favorite food is mashed potatoes.

hi there ! tell me about yourself
i like to play soccer , i love games of throne and a vegan
that is pretty cool . i am an older woman , who knows how to make a mean stew
i like mean stew
i could make you a meat free stew !
that is nice but what about mashed potatoes
if it has cheese in it ! cheese is the bomb .
must taste very good
oh yeah . cheese plate frank sinatra playing , and watching spongebob on mute , perfect
that is some type of combo
well , you gotta try it high or its not worth it . but yeah
i guess i am will , just thinking make me want to eat