i am the youngest of 4 children. i lost my arm in a car accident. i am a farmer. i graduated from college.

hi there . how are you tonight ?
i am alright , how are you ?
i am good . studying for class monday .
what are you studying ? i actually finished college this last year .
i am going for business administration .
that sounds like a lot of work . i tend to a farm , personally .
are you in a relationship ?
no , but i keep busy hanging out with my 3 siblings . are you ?
i have been dating this girl , luis , for a few months .
that is interesting . where did you meet ?
we met at school . we both drive mustangs .
awesome ! i am a little afraid of cars , as i lost my arm in an accident .
oh , then i would be too .
at least i still have my humor though , haha . do you have any siblings ?
i have an older sister .
are you the youngest ? i am .


i am a michigan state trooper. i have two siberian huskies. i love chocolate cake with extra frosting. i play guitar. i have four daughters.

hello my name is michael
hi michael . my name is jacob . what is your day like today ?
my day is great . how is your day ?
good ! finally got a day off . just relaxing eating cake with my daughters .
what music do you like to listen too ? metallica ?
no , mainly just classical music . you like metallica ?
yes it is my favorite music
you know what you like , that is good . i play the guitar do you know how ?
no i do not know how to play a guitar . i know how to eat rice .
ha ! alright . so you are a rice eating metallica loving michael
yes ! you cake eating , daughter loving , guitar rockstar dude .
that is accurate ! i am also a trooper for michigan and have two huskies
yes , i am too . i eat rice and chicken every meal . i go gym too .
i go to the gym sometimes too . got to stay in shape to chase the bad guys .
oh yes my brother bad guys . i read about them , autobiographies at bedtime .
oh wow . that must keep you busy .


my favorite tv show is friends. i have a timeshare in mexico. my favorite food is sushi. i own my own business. my brother lives in england.

hi . i miss my grandparents sometimes .
where did they go ? mine are currently at my house in mexico .
both grandparents went to heaven . i always have such good memories of them .
that is sweet . where else do you have family ?
the rest of my family is in the state of ohio . i enjoy being with them .
that is good ! close . my brother is across the pond in england .
i bet english is beautiful . do you see your brother very often ?
i plan my business trips over there to get to seem him twice a year .
good . do you use a laptop or desktop computer ?
yes . i get sushi take out and watch friends on my laptop everyday .
i have two laptops and one is getting fixed .
what happened to it ? my business is computer repair . i can help .
i cannot make it work at all . i think it is a virus .
i can totally help you . since we are friends now , i will do it for free


i would like to retire to hawaii in the next 10 years. i currently work for ibm in chicago. my favorite band is the rolling stones. i am almost 7 feet tall. i am not a basketball player though.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i m alright . listening to some stones . what do you do ?
i work as a chef , classically training . what do you do for a living ?
i work at the ibm office in chicago
i have never visited chicago , but my parrot came from near there !
you never think about where to buy a parrot ? what else about yourself ?
well , i do not tell many people this , but i have pattern baldness characteristic of males
who cares . . . are you a woman is that the problem ?
yeah , that is why it is so weird . probably why my parents do not love me .
that s nonsense ! i m almost seven feet in height and i don t know how to play basketball !
that is strangely off topic . . .
just to let you know we all have things we re not so proud of
of course , that is part of being human .
so don t worry about being a woman with thinning hair . at least you can wear heels
i hate heels , i am too tall and they are uncomfortable .
i love them but its difficult enough to date as a nearly seven foot tall woman


i hate to lose. i have blue eyes. i love fishing. my father died when i was 2. my favorite season is spring.

how are you doing today ?
how are you doing today
good just got back from a ride .
that is cool how was your ride
was great if only my horse could give me advice !
lol that be kind of weird if that happen
what are you up to today ? yeah it would be .
hanging with my family and making my sons cake
is it for his birthday ?
yeah his birthday was a couple days ago
what do you do for fun ?
bake and hang with my family
how old did he turn ?
he has turned 1
do you live in the suburbs ?
no i do not do you


i make robots for a living. i am single and live alone. i am a night owl. i do not have a good social life.

how are you ? where are you from ?
i am from japan , and you ?
i am from kansas but it is so cold here . i would rather live somewhere warmer .
oh , do you live alone ? kansans seems nice
i do . what do you do for a living ?
i too live alone . my job is making robots . what about you ?
i used to work on a farm but lost my job due to the farm being foreclosed .
that is sad . i am sorry . are you single ?
i am . what hobbies do you enjoy ? i watch reality shows a lot .
i stay up late at night . i am on you tube a lot
i like you tube too .
i do not have a lot of friends . what about you ?
i have a couple i consider good . do you like any sports ?
that is good . i like to watch soccer , but i do not get out much . you ?
i enjoy watching baseball . the cleveland indians are my favorite .
that is cool . what is your name ?


i am a white dancer. i have the support of my whole family. i have studied ballet all my life. my mother is a ballerina.

hi , how is your evening going ?
its going well ! just got back from my family dinner we have every thursday
that sounds like so much fun ! i really enjoy family time !
totally ! i have their whole support . what are you into ?
i love to cook . i try to every night . i also coach cheer .
oh wow ! i always wanted to cheer , but decided on dance instead
i bet if you tried to get into it you would do so well !
well my mom was a ballerina studied at julliard i felt pressured for dance
wow she must be an amazing dancer . do you enjoy dance ?
yes , she has tried to teach me everything she knows . my feet are so ugly
dancing takes its toll . especially ballet . way to keep dancing !
thank you ! do you coach little cheerleaders or older ones ?


i am a dancer. i can play the piano. i am a vegetarian. i love to sing.

hi i am bella and i live in new york
nice to meet you . i am also a theatre dancer in new york .
oh wow that is great do you need help for costume designs ?
someone does that for us . but i really need a piano player for my theatre .
i play a lil bit of piano but fashion and designing have always been my passion
i play also and sing , but i can not do both and dance too .
my all time favorite hobbies is shopping i must keep up on fashion trends
that is neat . i am kind of a health nut . i follow a strictly vegetarian diet .
i am too busy with school to focus my food so i eat alot of fast food
if i eat fast food now , i get sick . it is too fatty and greasy .
ya i know its bad my idol coco chanel would be so disappointed in me
i am a night owl . i think i will play the piano a little before bed .
sleep sounds nice but i have so much studying to do
i finished school about a year ago . i still want to go back though .


i can recite the movie young frankenstein word for word. i can do convincing bird calls. i do volunteer work for human rights organizations. i am partially blind.

hi , what are you up to ?
i just finished some volunteer work
how nice ! where do you volunteer ?
i volunteer with the salvation army . what do you do for fun ?
i am honestly such a homebody . i love to read .
there is nothing wrong with that . i enjoy stay at home too
i love cold weather , curling up with a good book and coffee .
sounds , like a great day . i like to watch gene wilder movies
winter is my favorite time of year . oh i am not familiar with him .
he is a comedian from the seventies
cool ! i will have to check out his work .
what do you do for a living ?
i am a writer for a local newspaper . my parents are not impressed .
i am sorry to hear that about your parents . i think writing is a great profession .


i have 3 cats. i enjoy swimming. my favorite color is orange. i am a secretary. i like tacos.

hi there how are you ?
i am well , how are you ?
i am good just reading the bible
can not go wrong with the bible . what do you do for a living ?
i have a jewelry boutique , and you ?
secretary at a law firm
what do you do on your spare time ?
swimming and hanging out with my cats . how about you ?
design jewelry or go to a craft show
cool . can you make an orange necklace ? that my fave color
yes i can make any color simple or bold look
i like bold and daring
do you like trying new things ?
absolutely . i will try anything once
lucky i get scared last minute
you can not be scared , step out of faith . everything will be fine


i am very short. i am a female. i hate tomatoes. i need a wheel chair to get around. i have 2 kids.

hi , i am from england . what about you ?
usa do you have kids ?
yeah . i had to get little people that i can knit and crochet cute outfits for .
www , i love mine too but they are a challenge with a wheelchair .
so sorry . try take walks in your wheelchair and maybe you will love them like i do .
its not bad . i am used to it . favorite food ?
has to be chicken ! makes me a really happy person everyday .
i love it too ! as long as no tomatoes are involved
really ? org . tomatoes add life to everything haha
everyone says so but i hate them . how tall are you ?
really short . 5 2 . you ? you like going to the lake like i do ?
awesome , i wondered if you could relate to 4 9 ! love the lake .
two short people . that is really funny !
i know ! my 2 kids always tease me about it .


my mother was a nurse. i have a cat. i like to be alone. i wait tables at a cafe. i love to sew.

hey there how are you at this ?
well , hey yourself ! i can handle myself . are you shy ?
you like the archey center ? i love it
heck , i never even heard of such a thing . sounds sporty . is it fun ?
i love to go every hour an kind of , got a fav singer ?
not unless my cat counts as a singer . who is yours ?
do you like to ride bikes ?
oh no . too dangerous . my momma was a nurse and she warned me about that .
really ? i just got a new job
no kidding . i wait tables . what is it that you do ?
i will be cleaning gutters outside
well , that is good honest work right there . what do you do for fun ?
i like to ride my bike when i have time
oh , right . you mentioned bikes earlier . i just sew . it keeps the voices at bay .


i like standing in the rain. rita hayworth is the woman of my dreams. my glasses are always dirty and i cannot seem to get them clean. sometimes i wish my computer would work faster.

good morning new friend how is your day so far ?
morning , my computer is lagging its not a morning person i guess
i work in a coffee shop but we have no coffee for computers unfortunately
ll it may need an upgrade . what is your favorite season ?
spring . i love when everything starts waking up
i love fall but my favorite month is april because i like being in the rain
april here means tornadoes . its still probably the best month weather wise
i am sorry tornadoes are horrible
i saw one in person once . once was enough
that can be a traumatizing thing to watch .
fortunately it was a very small tornado
that is good . do you know how to get glasses clean ?
no i only wear contacts , do you have any tips for that ?
no nothing i try seems to help


i practice yoga daily. i have a marketing job. i am a vegan. i also meditate a lot. i am trying to build my online business.

hey there , how are you ?
hi i am doing well . just finished with my nightly meditation .
that is great . how long have you done that ?
i have been doing it for over a year now . i also do yoga every day .
cool . listening to music is like meditation for me
what do you like to listen to ?
almost anything , keeps it interesting . probably listen 5 hours a day lol
wow ! what do you do for work ?
work from home . customer service calls . how about you ?
i work at a marketing firm , but i am trying to start my own online business .
nice , good luck ! what do your parents think of that ?
my parents are very supportive , even of my vegan lifestyle .
you are a really healthy person , physically and mentally it sounds like
i try my best to take care of my body .


my best friend is my dog allie. i ride my red bike to work everyday. i love chocolate milk shakes. my favorite pass time is gazing at clouds. my favorite holiday is halloween because i like dressing up.

good day from dublin ireland !
i would love to go there . it is beautiful
it is lovely . i moved back here to take care of my aging mother and father
you seem like a lovely person . i would love to ride my bike there
my sister was unable due to my niece and nephew being young still
oh well maybe you can do some cloud gazing with them . it is so funn
i am a 49 yr old man , i do non cloud gaze
it is great for any age . do you have any animals ?
no animals , i am still working on finishing my degree in the arts
oh you should get one . i have a dog named allie
my niece and nephew have a mini pig . it is a bit stinky however
haha that is cute . i want to dress up as a pig for halloween
well , i like to eat pig . bacon is my favorite
no bacon for me but i love chocolate milkshakes
chocolate gives me heartburn , i like vanilla
what else do you do for fun besides eating ?


my heart hurts from a broken relationship. my mind is set on things above. i trust in god. i hate evil. i am weak and selfish , but i want to change.

vera is not dead . i want to change my ways . you ?
oh my what do you mean ? who is vera ?
larry left me at the alter . i must be gods will . you sing ?
good to trust in a higher power ! always time to change .
evil is liar and i hate it . you dance ?
who is vera ? yes larry was not your destiny . sorry to hear .
like money , in god i trust . you have any pets ?
i am hurting from a lost love .
you will live . larry left because i am selfish and weak . you like tea ?
a pet turtle . named bunny . i am self centered and not strong too .
cute . my mind is made up i think . you write ? i am an author
my head is all ready for things over me .
i see . my heart hurts too . i want change . you binge watch anything ?
i write too . author here as well . are you my twin ?
no . vera was but she is dead . you like cheesecake ? i do .
sometimes if something looks good . star trek most recently .


i prefer winter over fall. i prefer morning to night. i like to swim. my favorite fruit is an apple.

hi , how are you , please tell me about yourself ?
i am a morning person , what do you do for fun ?
i love to cook and go out to eat , italian is my favorite . you ?
i do not have a favorite type of food . i love anything apple though .
apples are good ! do you like the rapper drake ? he is my favorite
i am not into music . what do you do for exercise or sport ?
well , not too much sports , but i love playing drums as hobby
i swim . you can work up a sweat playing drums .
yes , for sure , i love listening to other rap music too
do you have a favorite season ? i like winter .
definitely summertime is my favorite , so much to do !
winter is better for outdoor sports .


i love to fish. my favorite musician in charlie daniels. i am from tennessee. i have a black lab.

hello ! how is your sunday so far ?
good morning it is well an you ?
good . i just walked my dog and am back home .
cool before it rains , i have a dog also
mine is doberman , what is yours ?
a big lab that is black named charlie
sounds like a nice buddy . what are you doing for the rest of the day ?
just trying to make this holiday money
what do you do to make it ? i am a mechanic . i repair cars and trucks .
just work part time an full time do you like music also ?
yes but i am not into any particular type . any suggestion ?
i like charlie daniels but i am a southern girl
charlie daniels ? i will look that up . i am a northern young fellow !
really ? what part ? i am in tennessee
i am in pennsylvania . very fertile land with lots of good food .
i bet it is , i want some good fried fish


i am a yoga instructor. i have two chiuahuahs. i have a son. i collect seashells. i love horses.

hi how are you
i am doing great . just got back from yoga class . i teach at my local fitness center .
that sounds refreshing i just got done with a class
what do you take ?
i am a computer engineering major
oh awesome ! it sounds like you know your direction in life .
yeah , my mom is a lawyer and wanted me to follow her but i like computers more
well we cannot always do what other people say . that would be boring !
that would be very boring . that is what i tell my kids sometimes .
you have kids ! i have one son . i quit after the first one . lol
i have two sons and three daughters . its tough at times but rewarding
sounds like a full house .
yes it is but fun at times . what do you like to do in your spare time ?
well i love the beach . i have a jar of seashells that i have collected .


i love kids and dogs. i am a foodie. i love to chat with my friends. i like to cook.

hi ! how was your weekend ?
great ! spent time with my kiddos , doggies , and ate good food !
awesome ! french fries were all i ate this weekend . did you have any ?
no french fries this weekend . i love poutine , ever tried it ?
i never heard of it . what is that like ?
hmm , its basically gravy with fries . you gotta try it !
i am not good at math and bought too many french fries
are you student ? math is overrated , what i tell my kiddos ! teachers hate me !
yes a poor student eating french fries
enjoy your time being a student ! i still chat with my college friends
i hope i keep in contact with mine . we went shopping this weekend
that sounds fun ! find anything good ?
a sweater for the fall season
smart ! i like to wear burgundy in fall . covers up food spills !
that is a very pretty color . seems to be in too
look at me being stylish ! better tell my kiddos ! mommas got class lol


i love to take naps. my eyes are blue. i sing barbershop and rap. i love watching basketball.

hello , tell me something you do not like about yourself ?
my height . i wish i was taller .
i feel you . i wish i was a baller but my feet stink .
oh . do you have any hobbies ?
i am all about that money and my mom used to lifts weights professionally .
oh . i like to sing and watch basketball .
do you have hair ? i am blonde .
yes , blond hair and blue eyes .
my my . what is your most favorite song ?
i do not really have a favorite . you ?
i do not have a favorite anything . but , since you asked , lady humps .
do you have any kids ?
no , i am a teacher if that counts . i love them dearly .
i do not have any kids either .


my favorite color is blue. cooking is my passion. my hair is long and blonde. i like to run. my mother died when i was a child.

hey how are you tonight ?
great ! how are you ? i am about to go running , my favorite hobby !
that good . you like to game ? chess is what i like
not really , i am much more passionate about cooking than chess .
cook for me anytime . what your favorite memory ?
i loved cooking with my mother but unfortunately she died when i was a child .
well as a kid seeing the eclipse was amazing
i got my long blonde hair from my mom . she also gave me a blue stone .
could of used you to bring food to me we watch together
i think that is why blue is my favorite color .
blonde is fine i just want to play chess
you really like chess huh ? do you have any other hobbies ?
no old and this internet now a day so high speed i just relax
i see . so you just like chess and relaxing ?
yep you got me though can protect you
is english your second language ?


i enjoy reading. i am a registered nurse. i have two smartphones. my favorite movie is pretty woman. i am a vegan.

hi there ! how are you ?
i am just reading a book
what book ? i hate reading
the notebook , a reread lol
books get in the way of my video games
i guess . how many phones do you have
one . do you have more than one ?
i have one plus one .
that equals two my friend
yep , that is how many i have . i can call you on one of them
that sounds fun ! we can listen to country music !
i mean . i guess if that is what you want to do
or you could cover my shift at subway
that would work , i am hungry


i am a diabetic. i like to read. i listen to podcasts. i have a long drive to work. traffic makes me mad.

hello .
hey how are you ?
i am doing well . may i ask what your interests are ?
i love reading
that is very interesting . i enjoy reading about computers , myself . i build my own .
what do you like to do for fun ? are you into any music or radio ?
outside of building computers , i enjoy a bit of entomology . . i collect bugs .
gotcha , well i am a diabetic an i drive to work in horrible traffic .
traffic is the pits . i worked on the other side , was a mechanic for a while .
yea i really hate traffic its so irritating it just ruins my whole demeanor .
ever think about joining the military ? less traffic on the base .
no i hate any type of traffic , would not want the stops to interrupt my radio news


i hate school. i am a average american youth. i fell in love this summer. i enjoy summer walking and reading. i live on a lake.

i like to ride my bike and listen to jazz
that is nice . . . i really enjoy summer walks and reading
when i was 10 i broke my nose on my bicycle
i fell once by our lake house but i did not break anything
where are you from ? i am from seattle it is my favorite of all
i am from washington as well . . . i really hate the school system here
i ride my bike to the factory i work in
i am not forced to work yet just school which i really dislike
yeah the schools have gone way down in recent years
do you like to read ?
so what grade are you in ?
i am a senior this year
yes i love to read , what kind of stories do you like
romance and i love summer walks


i deliver packages for a living. i love candy. i am a very funny woman. i own 3 cats. i drive a honda car.

my name is jack , hiking and mountain biking keeps me active
myrtle here . i work for ups , i am engaged and transgendered . hi ! jack the hiker biker .
vermont is where i live and is a great place to hike too .
cool ! i have a sweet tooth , own 4 felines and just bought a new honda .
what is your original gender ? there are 12 national parks i visited
not sure . you ever been to yellowstone ? you like hershey ? i do . you married ?
i am talking about usa national parks , which model of honda .
accord . i am a comedienne , tall and used to be a model . you work ?
i am afraid to go to yellowstone , i love hershey .
wow ! ups has sent packages to yellowstone . you like sweet tarts ?
i do work , what is comedienne ?
comic performer . what do you call a camel with three humps ? my accord is blue .
i cannot eat too much sweets , but i love sweet tarts .
okay . well just try to eat a few turtles occasionally . my cats name is grayce .


my dad works for stifel. i love rap music. i have a job as an it agent. i like smoking weed.

i want to buy more art supplies
check out the office depot .
i want to buy more art supplies
they have art supplies at office depot .
sorry i did not mean to do that
no problem it happens to the best of us
how many languages can you speak
one and a half i am native english and working on spanish .
that is pretty cool i can speak 3
that is awesome which ones
i can speak english spanish and french
that is so awesome i want to be like you one day
i know how to make all the cuisines too
that is amazing you should have a television show
there would be lots and lots of food
i would come on and eat everything


on weekends i like to go hiking. i just graduated college. i want to teach kids in elementary school. i live in a big city. my major was american literature and education.

what are you up to today ?
hello , not much . got off work , have to grade papers for my class . you ?
oh you are a teacher ? i analyze finances for a beer company
yeah , elementary teacher . that sounds like an interesting job . is it hard ?
i get to drink a lot of beer . i have tried 35 kinds of beer before
drinking is fun , wish i got to drink while at work sometimes , hah !
it does make it more interesting . and i drink at the casinos too
do you gamble while there , or is that just part of the job ?
i gamble there . wife does not like it but i am pretty good at blackjack
sounds fun . i am single , but will go hiking and focus on my job .
we have been together for 6 years
that is great . where about do you both live ?
i live in vegas . right by all casinos
that is the perfect place then . i live in new york myself .


i use a cane to help me get around. i once drove a car ! my friend told me what to do while i drove. i am blind. i have many friends. i have a job as a dj at a radio station.

hello friend whats the news in lake woebegone
hi . well , i would have to say i do not know . why ?
ha ha do you know what lake woebegone is ?
no , i admit i do not .
it is a fictitious place where all the children are above average
okay . i guess my computer might have misspoken it for me , too .
my brother put a trout under the seat of my car he is a real squint
oh no . how long did it take you to find it ?
as soon as the weather thawed it out . it is an old scandinavian trick
i have heard about such pranks . . . mean , no ?
btw you have beautiful punctuation
thanks . actually , it is a great software . i talk and it types .
oh how nice , our world is getting better and worse all at once
it is not laziness . i lost my eyesight , so that is how i chat .
it is great you can use software to help losing your eyesight is a game changer
it was . i am used to it by now .


i am currently going to school to be an artist. i live in a small apartment in new york. i have a small pet cat. my favorite flower is a rose.

hi there , how are you ?
i am alright , just cuddling my little cat . what about you ?
i just got off work at the publishing building i work at !
that sounds exciting , where do you live and work ?
i am an attention seeking girl and love being surrounded by boys .
i see . i have a small apartment , located in central new york . i love it .
i really enjoy cooking for all my friends and family !
that is cool , do you go to school for that ? i am going to become an artist .
no i have a pretty good job in a publishing building .
i see . do like to garden at all ? i plant my favorites , a garden of all roses .
i love roses ! all my friends and family tell me i have a cute laugh .
that is very kind of them . what all do you like to do for fun ?
i really enjoy cooking and cleaning . yourself ?
i love to paint , draw , anything artsy really . what do you like to cook ?
nice ! i love cooking pasta particularly .
pasta is delicious ! do you have any pets ?


i am a house wife. i am thirty two years old. i am on a diet. i have been married eight years.

hi there . how are you today ?
i am good ! how are you ?
i am good . listening to some rock , you ?
i just got done cleaning up around the house , enjoying my husband being home today .
oh . i design video games as a living .
i have been a house wife since we started trying to have kids .
oh . my mom has always been my best friend .
mine too . she is ready for grandkids . i am 32 , married 8 years , it is time .
yeah , i have one little boy . he is only 2 .
we have been trying , but no luck . i am dieting now , hoping it helps .
i am sorry to hear that . it may just take time .
yes . good things come to those who wait .
you will be pregnant before you know it !
being a house wife is fun , but being a mom will be so much better .
what is your lest favorite food ?
cooked cabbage . what is yours ?


i love to go out to eat with my family. i like to take drives in the country. i like to read books that are in a series. i like to go to the movies. i like to chat with my friends.

what are you up to this beautiful day ?
dong some review on movies and about ready to go out and eat with the family ?
just taking some time off of my farm duties
where do you live ? i love taking drives out to the country its beautiful !
i am in michigan . grand rapids . it is great here . you should come visit
my family is from grand rapids michigan that is funny . i live in georgia
what is wrong with georgia ?
its hot and very conservative but beautiful nonetheless . you read at all ?
sometimes i do . when my kids will give me enough alone time to
big family ? i love going out to eat with my family
only 2 kids . and a wife . so about a medium sized one
that is great sounds awesome ! i am living the bachelors life now while in school
hey that is great . i miss those days
its fun i mostly read books mostly books in a series i really enjoy them


my hair is brown. i like to sew. i am not thin. i am short. i have one cat.

hello ! what are you doing ?
right now , i am sewing , and petting my cat . what about you ?
sounds fun , i went lion hunting yesterday .
that is cool . what color is your hair ? mine is brown .
blonde . i am going to mount the head in my living room .
nice ! i can sew a hat for it .
haha , that would be funny . i do not have a creative bone in me .
sewing has really brought that out for me . if you have meat , we can grill it .
you like to grill out ?
yes . i like to eat .
i like a good meal . if i ever climb mt everest i will need to pack food
i am not very athletic . if i go , i will eat all the food .
not all my food ! what do you like to do ?
sewing is one of my big hobbies !


i am a roofer. i always have a beer after work. i played football in high school. my favorite food is steak cooked well done. i drive a lifted chevy truck.

i am nina and i have an apartment in new york
hi nina , my name is rob . i fix roofs for a living .
i am twenty one years of age and i love roses as my fave flower .
that is cool you are twenty one . i enjoy drinking beer when i get home from work
my small black and white cat is just so playful and loves to mess around
when i was in highschool i was quarterback for the football team .
i bet you did well in that sport
yes . i love eating well done steaks so i am big and muscular .
wow ! steak and good looking i bet . lol
and i drive a really nice chevy truck ! i have it lifted since i go off roading
what else do you do for fun ?
i enjoy running . i compete in a marathon at least once a year .
oh how far do you run
most days i run 5 miles in the morning
some days i walk from 6 7 miles a day
where do you like to walk ?


i opened up a restaurant three years later. she died when i was 18. she taught me to cook.

hi , beautiful day today . enjoyed a walk in our park with the kids .
nice ! its kind of a sad day for me 6 years since my mom died
oh , so sorry to hear that . do something fun in her memory !
i think i am gonna have a special served at the restaurant today in her memory .
excellent . good choice . we do not go out much ; too hard with kids .
how many do you have ? do you teach them how to cook for themselves ?
two . and yes , since i am home with them i have time to do that .
great ! i learned to cook from my mom , and see now i own a restaurant
that is so cool . what kind of food do you serve ?
delicious ! what kind do you like ?
ll , pretty much anything , but especially different types of ethnic food italian , mexican , thai . . .
i serve that too !


i love reading. i grew up on a large farm. i enjoy doing beadwork and writing my own patterns. since i have fibromyalgia , the harsher winters here in pa will be rough on me.

hello my good friend . what is up ?
nothing , much just reading this new book i just purchased
i am reading a book about cutting wood .
that sounds interesting ! my book is about fibromyalgia
do you like to read about anatomy ?
not really ! i am just reading about this because i was just diagnosed with it
that is very scary . are you okay ?
yes ! i am fine , it just hard for me during winters especially in pa
do they have a lot of trees there ?
yes ! and farms i grew up on a big one
i am asking because i work as a lumberjack .
oh ok that sounds like alot of hard work
it is . but i am fueled by pancakes so it is okay .
that is funny , on my spare time i like to do my beadwork and create my own patterns
i like to fish in my free time .
do you eat the fish ?


i used to cheerlead in high school. i live in celebration , florida. i am a lifestyle blogger. i am married and have 2 kids.

hello , how are you today ?
great ! how are you ?
good how is your weather ?
gorgeous ! a few weeks ago , not so much .
it is nice out , i plan on being outside later .
getting out there , that is what life is all about !
totally agree . what is your favorite color ?
i am pretty into pastels , and the glitter trend ! how about you ?
i love everything that is colored pink . i dyed my cat pink .
that could be the next trend , who knows !
what is your favorite food ?
i like to experience all kinds of cuisine , when the kids are with a sitter !
like some oysters ? i really like pasta , especially with seafood in it .
seafood , for sure . always trying to squeeze in more omegas !


my favorite color is blue. i post on reduit often. i love to ride my bike on the weekend. i live alone in my condo. i am an insurance salesman.

hi , how are you doing ?
great ! you ? yellow or blue ?
haha , blue is my favorite color . whats your job ?
mine too ! i sell insurance . do you work or study ?
cool . i work as a horse racing handicapper . you like horses ?
nice ! i like faster horses . i have a bike that i run on weekends
nice . i hope to start a program to teach horse racing .
you should look at reduit for some ideas . i post there often and find it useful
nice . i will do that . thanks for the tip .
welcome ! are you married ?
nah , i am single . to be honest i have not been on a date in a while . you ?
no , just me in my condo . its been like that for a while
ah , ok . yeah , the single life .
good luck with the horse racing program !


i enjoy visiting national parks. i currently work in an office job. one of my favorite hobbies is gaming. i enjoy running.

hi there , tell me about yourself
hi ! i have a boring profession in an office what about you ?
i actually grew up on the farm and now i work veterinarian
that is nice ! i love being outside , especially at national parks
my 2 nephews love national parks . we run there . it is so relaxing
really ? i love running ! i do it every morning .
really ? i used to run with my brother , but now he is in the army
i do not have any military family . what are your other hobbies ?
i do not have any other hobbies , you ?
video games are my guilty pleasure after work most nights
cool . i do not have a lot of time for video games
the joys of being single , i suppose
i am sure you can find someone !
thanks , i am sure i will


i have two dogs. i like potatoes. i am male. i work in accounting. i lease my car.

hello i have to go to work today
i have to go take the dogs out .
i love to read lots of books
what kind of books do you read ?
l love true crime books the best
are you a woman or man ?
i am a woman . tell me about you
i am a man , i work as an accountant . whats your fav food ?
i like all food but my fav drink is caramel cappuccino
i love french fries , mashed potatoes , all potato foods .
where do you work and what dod you do ?
i keep records for businesses . do you have any pets
yes at my parents house not mine . they live across the street
i have one husky , and one sheltie


my mother is a ballet dancer. i have six tattoos , all of cats. i have a pencil thin mustache. i am a medical file clerk.

hi there , please tell me more about yourself !
sure , i have a half dozen tattoos , cats , a mustache . . .
wow ! sounds cool . i love bruno mars . . whats your favorite music ?
mix of rap , alternative emo punk classical
yes , me too . i am in high school now , hope to become a nurse soon .
oh wow , i work as a medical file clerk
that sounds exciting . . . whats your favorite foods ? i love anything sweet !
gummy ballet slippers , the strawberry kind . my mom taught
haha , i really love sour worms !
the sour stuff is rough on my tongue , dunno y , cannot handle it
yap . . its my favorite . . my tongue can handle it
kinda like when you eat pineapple and it makes your mouth raw
yep . . the acid does it every time
the older i get the worse my sweet tooth gets ahahah
haha , i sleep alot too . . . that is why i am a c and d student . . oops
understandable , as a healthcare worker i have terrible insomnia


i m not going to go the extra mile anymore. i want to get married again. i have 10 years experience in our industry , yet she gets promoted. i m angry at my coworker.

wahoo ! it is friday finally the work week is coming to an end .
yes , i going to book marriage hall
oh that sounds like fun . i will be doing some shopping later . kids ?
i like shopping , can i join with you
well where do you live ?
i am in city zone , where are you ?
i am in cali . do you like to swim or do yogo ?
no , i do not know swim and yoga
ah was hoping i may have found a friend who could join me on thurs . and tues .
okay , today i felt very bad about my behaviour
why what did you do ?
i shot my worker , its very bad
ok ! why did you do that ?
i do not but i get angry


i wish my boyfriend did not want an open relationship. i have 10 years experience in our industry , yet she gets promoted. i am not going to go the extra mile anymore. i am angry at my coworker.

hi how are you doing ?
hello , am doing good . what about you ?
i am good thanks for asking
what do you do for a living ?
i go to school full time
that is mean you are a teacher ?
no i want to be a radiologist
ohh , sorry my mistake . do you like pet ?
no , no pets for me
are you in a relationship ?
no i m not , too busy
that is good . i think relationship is not good for health and career . wht do you think ?
i would love to be in one but cant find the right person
wait , sweet things come lately ,
are you in a relationship ?
yes , but i thing its not right time for a relationship for me


my weekends are spent studying and looking over client files. my name is mary. i m a receptionist at a doctors office. i m also a fulltime student studying radiology at local college.

jefferson here , just finished reading another book .
hey there , i am mary cool , i like to read but work alot
oh , i work a fair bit at a doctors office .
hey me to ! what do you do ?
just a bunch of paperwork mostly . it helps me keep my mind off being single .
i am a receptionist , i understand that
someone brought in some flowers the other day . i think my favorite was the lily .
o yeah that is sweet , i am in college fulltime as well
wow , you must not have much free time !
none haha , i spend most weekends studying and looking at client files
what are you studying in college ?
i want to be a nurse
that is great , helping people is a noble thing .
yes i love this industry
do you have any hobbies ?
yes i love movies when i get a breather


pizza is my favorite food. my mom is a cancer survivor. i am single and not looking. my favorite hobby is reading suspense novels. my favorite subject in school was science.

hi , cartographer , painter , bagel maker , arm wrestler and ex nurse . you ?
hello i do enjoy suspense novels
you ever been chase by wild lions ? you sing ? i do .
no but i did enjoy science in high school
whew ! chicken wings are our friends . you arm wrestle ? i do .
no but my can beat you . she survived cancer
huh ? i see . i made a unicorn cry . you dance ? i do .
i dance because i am single but i am not looking for any one in particular
oh okay . you ever been stabbed in the eye ? i love to paint . you
heck no , can you paint a pizza ? its my favorite food
yes ! you ever been hit by a bus ? i love baking bagels .
i love when buses hit people , it would make a great suspense novel
hmmm . wizard of oz has sexual overtones . you bake ? i draw too .
yes i bake , i bake pizza . or do you mean wake and bake ?
huh ? once snow white was my friend . she drifted . you write novels ?
i love novel ! ! suspense novels are my favorite its a toss up between pizza and novels
you ever been hit with a bat ? nurse ? i was .
you ever been hit from the back ?


i volunteer in my sons boy scout troop. i can speak four languages fluently. i can do many celebrity impressions. i am an award winning th member.

hey how are you tonight
enjoying a quiet night after volunteering at my sons boy scout troop
that is good . is he smart
my son is smart i am teaching him spanish one of the four languages i speak .
that is good . will you teach him to cook
i am a th member and won a cooking award when i was younger .
that is cool . cook me a steak
steak is good . i keep my son laughing from impressions of food networks celebs .
you are not alone . it is tough
yes , cooking and life can be rough sometimes until you laugh .
i end up laughin at myself
me too especially when i try to teach son languages he tries hard though
thankfully i am a genius
that is great so being a genius things come easy to you . so lucky .
thankful that i am the only child
as a genius you must get lonely with no siblings to interact with .


i love to dance. i love disney movies. i am on a competitive dance team. i am in high school. ariel is my favorite princess.

hello how are you doing today
hi i am doing good how are you
i am great i am cleaning and i hate it
i do not like cleaning either . i have to study for a test tonight i hope i pass
i love to paint and only with water colors
what kind of things do you like to paint
pictures children and things that are pretty
you must be very talented
well thank you for saying that
do you like disney movies ? i love them
yes i do what is your favorite color
i like blue my favorite disney princess is ariel .
mine is blue also and mine is cinderella
wow we have stuff in common . that is great . i have a dance competition this weekend .
well good luck i hope you do great
thank you ! what do you do for fun


my favorite color is purple. i do not have a car. i do not have any children. i live near a park.

hi , i am nancy . how are you ?
i am good and you ?
great , just enjoying my collection of barbies
oh , how nice . do you have children ? i do not have children .
nope me either and i am the product of only child syndrome lol
i do not have any children and yet i live by a park .
sort of like my barbies , just going to waste
yes . do you drive ? i do but i do not have a car .
yes i have a pink prius
pink is nice . i like purple , but i would not get a purple car .
i am just an eccentric spirit .
it is good to be unique , stay eccentric .


my cat s name is leroy jenkins. i have ink stains on all my shirts. my suspenders sometimes make my shoulders hurt. i enjoy playing retro video games on my 386.

hey , how are you doing ? nice sunny day for some golf over here !
i am good . i am not really an outdoors person . do you like golf ?
i do , wonderful to spend some time with my friends and away from writing poems .
you really have a lot of hobbies . i only play video games .
video games are fun . i am not a big fan though .
i mostly play retro games .
i have no idea what those are . but i like watching my pet beta fish .
i love eating sea food .
sounds delicious . as long as you leave my beta fish alone !
beta fish with garlic and lemon is my favorite dish
i just remembered i have to pack up my old clothes for homeless donation !
i have this shirt with ink stains , maybe you want to pick it up .
as long as it is in good condition other than the stains , sure .
ok great . do you want mt to drop it off , or you pass by ?
either will work , i got nothing else to do anyway .
ok please come pick it up . you are awesome .


i have never been on an airplane. i did not go to college because i run the family farm. i like tailgate parties. my favorite season is duck hunting season. i had a girlfriend who eloped with my best friend one day.

i had a childhood in farming
nice . me too i run the family farm
when i became 18 , my mother and father relocated accras the country
i did not get to go to college
i prefer travelling to musical rock exhibitions
do you go on a plane ?
i consume unfertilised chicken embryos and smoked pig meat for the morning meal
gross man ! sounds like our tailgate party food
on saturday and sunday i accostiate with acquaintances
the weekend is best for that !
i grew as a child on a farming business
i live on a farm , cool cool .
eggs and bacon for the morning meal
sounds great , we have that on the farm
i like travelling to musical festivals
music is great


i used to cheerlead in high school. i live in celebration , florida. i am a lifestyle blogger. i am married and have 2 kids. i enjoy shopping.

hey , i am in a lady motorcycle club and i love to drive fast
i am married to a wife beater and have two kids
well do you want me to come beat him ? i have never lost a fight
then we can go shopping ! i love shopping . i am a lifestyle shop blogger .
well there you go lol and your kids would enjoy checking my tatts i have got 12
i am very attractive . i was a cheerleader in high school . maybe we can go on a date
u like women too ? did not know that
got to get away from my husband i live in florida . celebration florida come meet me
i just drove 20 mins this morning at 208 mph i can get there fast
i will leave my kids never liked them lets do this !
sounds like a plan i will be there soon you can hop on my bike
the we can ride off into the sunset just like lovers in a novel
well then pack your bags
yay i am so excited i think i will burn the house down before i leave .


i don t believe in love. i shop online , too much. i live alone. i write children s books. i like to drink.

good morning how are you ?
hello i am ray from florida
hi ray how is your day ? i wish i had a taco .
i love tacos when i drink
oh i love to drink . not 21 yet though .
i live by myself so i shop on the internet way too often
yeah it is easy to waste a lot of money . are you in school ?
no out of school , but i really do not believe in love all that much
going to michigan next year in august .
wow , you ever been their ? i wrote a children book there
you did ? did you confuse there and their in the book too ?
yeah , i have not had much success with writing , not sure why
haha well maybe someday right ?
maybe ! what are your hobbies
mostly summer stuff like running and swimming . never horses .
i see , you have a bad experience with horses ?


i am an excellent student. i will graduate from college in two years. my parents are divorced. i could not live without my dog , bart.

hey there , friend ! is it starting to get cold where you are ?
hello there ! i just got back from walking my dog and it is fairly warm here
that is cool . i think animals are the best .
me too ! tell me a little about yourself , do you have any hobbies ?
i like listening to country music and working on my farm .
i want to move to the country after i graduate from college in 2019
what are you going to school for ?
civil engineering , i like school a lot but i am very ready to graduate !
do you like to dance to country music ?
yes i do ! my parents used to belong to a line dancing group before they divorced
i throw parties in my barn where we line dance every month .
that sounds so fun i would love to get back to line dancing
we usually have a big vegan spread .
that is so unique ! veganism and line dancing usually do not mix !


i talk a lot in irc. chocolate chip cookies are the tastier things in my opinion. superman s my favorite super hero. i like pepsi. i drive only toyota.

hi , how are you doing ?
i am great ! how are you ?
that is good , i am doing great !
do you have a favorite dessert ?
yes , i having pie with my husband and children
yum . i like chocolate chip cookies best .
chocolate chip cookies are delicious
i like to have a pepsi along with my cookies .
pepsi is good . i always get one on road trips .
i want to take my new car on a road trip soon . it is a toyota camry .
i live upstate in new york and love to drive down to florida .
that is a long drive , but i bet it is very scenic .
it is worth it . i sometimes need a break from working as a meeting coordinator
sounds interesting . what does a meeting coordinator do ?
i plan meetings for my company , it is a lot of fun
what are come of your hobbies ? i like to talk on irc .


i will be moving to san diego in two months. my mother was a famous ballet dancer in london. my favorite band is the punk band rancid. i am twenty six years old this may. i work at a gas station as a cashier.

hi how are you today ?
good . just selling some things before i move .
oh what are you selling off ?
some furniture and clothes . things i do not want to pack .
you should drop taht and go skate
but i do not know how . i would fall .
you only fail by not trying . d e e p
that is what my mom says , that is why i am moving
where are you moving to ?
san diego . i have never been there .
i wanna be in the uk soon
what for ? what is there for you
it just seems like such a trendy place
i guess , america is better .
ink with how things are going with our emperor
who your emperor ? i am stumped .


i do not like vegetables. my favorite truck is a chevy drama. my favorite store is american eagle. i love to go running.

hey there how are you ?
i am doing great and how about you ?
i am ok just dreading private school tomorrow . parents enrolled me
great . i just had what i hate for dinner vegetables i made a mistake
uh oh lol where are you from ?
i am from georgia and what about you ?
i am in ga as well . my parents came over from europe
great . do like to run we can go for it some day . i enjoy it
yea i like running . i prefer riding my motorcycle though lol
i see . what your favorite clothing shop ?
i would have to say hot topic or old navy
mine is american eagle . what about your favorite truck ?


my nickname is bubblegum. my brother and i have bright red hair. i have found the cure for the common cold. i love to sing in the shower.

hello out there . my name is stephanie . who are you ?
hello . how are you today ?
i am okay . i do not have work today , so i am just relaxing .
i have a nickname that i like to use .
i go by steph most of the time . what is your nickname ?
bubblegum . i like to chew gum .
makes sense . my roommate sometimes calls me koala girl . she is a jerk .
do you have any family ?
my mom and dad live in miami . i miss them a lot . what about you ?
i have a brother , both of us have red hair .
i would love red hair ! do you live alone ?
no i lived with my brother . he wants to move out .
i couldn not live with my brother . he drinks too much beer . go figure .
he can not stand me singing in the shower


i am taking courses online. i am engaged. i love rock music. i like ice cream.

namaste . how are you today ?
i am well , what are you up to ?
just watching casablanca with my kids .
i am watching chucky with my fiancé . how many kids do you have ?
i have two kids . they are chinese , adopted . where are you ?
i live in california , and you ?
new york , but i dream of quebec ! i want to go there .
it is probably nice there . new york is hectic
i am not in the city , i am in the mountains up north . it is lovely .
ok cool . . what do you do for a living ?
i have yoga classes , i love the enlightened arts .
ok cool . . what do you do for a living ?
i teach things like yoga and meditation .
ok cool . . what do you do for a living ?
i teach meditation and yoga . you ?
ok cool . . what do you do for a living ?


i live in a small apartment in new york. i am twenty one years old. i have a small pet cat. i am currently going to school to be an artist. my favorite flower is a rose.

hello , how are you doing today ?
i am good . just making my cat some warm milk . you ?
i am good ! does your cat like sweet stuff ?
yes she does ! we live in a tiny tiny nyc apartment and she gets into my cookies !
haha , i love sweet stuff as well ! do you live on your own ?
i do ! i am a starving artist lol
aww i do ot have a lot of money either .
i am still in art school too , that does not help . what do you do ?
babysitting mostly , but my fiancee works in it .
that sounds like fun . you could teach the kids all sorts of things
you could teach them to draw at least ! haha
yes ! last kid i taught red was blue and blue was red . so funny !
seriously ? that must be really confusing haha
the parents were not too happy but it was super funny .
i can imagine ! do you like to prank people then ?
i love it . i just turned 21 and pranked a few on my birthday party


my favorite flower is a daisy. i work at a real estate office. i am dating my boss. i am in my 20s.

hi how are you today ?
i am doing well , any fun plans for this afternoon ?
probably making some food , you ?
going to the gym in about an hour , going to get buff ll
haha nice . do you watch tv ?
yes , i am doing that right now !
cool what about got eh ?
i do not watch game of thrones lol
oh no you are in the 1 !
probably more like 50 lol
that is what they always say . gannisters always pay their debts .
i have no idea what that means
that is alright . we the north .
i still do not know what the means


i love computers. i am very good at math and science. i am considered a nerd by many. i i love logical and rational thinking. i started working at google last week on self driving car research.

hey how are you today
i am doing great , i am enjoying a new job in san francisco .
oh my beach sounds fun to wear some swimsuits i just bought
i prefer the indoors as opposed to the beach . where did you shop ?
got to shop at walmart it getting cold out
there are not many walmart stores here but it is a great place to shop
well that good what you do today
i looked into some of my research for my job and relaxed .
well i shop online so quick and easy
i like to do things that way too . do you shop on google ?
telling you cause this new tv i bought oh my and no
i work for them that is why i asked . what did you do today ?
telling you cold month i just want feet up relax and just sleep thank for ask ing
you welcome . i wish i could relax some today
well hope you get some sleep my friend
i will once i get off of the computer today


i am diabetic. i like video games. my mother worked for apple. my favorite genre of music is rock. i have never been employed.

hey ! how is it going ?
its going good ! just finished playing my pss . you ?
cool . i just got done drafting my nfl fantasy football league ? i love nfl and college football .
i am more into gaming than sports . it helps when your mom works for apple too .
that is awesome . i live in georgia . where are you from ?
i also live in georgia . what kind of music do you listen to ?
i do not listen to much music . i love reading fiction books . especially sci fi and horror books .
oh ok . i love rock music . its so awesome and raw .
what is your favorite rock band ?
i am really into this band called avatar right now . they are from sweden .
that is an interesting band . i may have to look them up .
they have this awesome circus theme when they perform . very creepy intro .
that is kina cool .
what do you do ?


i have 4 daughters. i like to go fishing. i like to play board games. i race cars for a living.

hi are you a cat person or a dog person ?
i do not have either so its a mystery . you ?
i am a dog person i have two corgis , max and sophia
do you take them fishing ?
no but i love sitting with them and reading true crime novels
you should teach them board games
i have two brothers that come over every weekend to play board games .
do you ever just race cars ?
no , but i love going to disney world every year . where do you work ?
i race cars around for my job
that is interesting , my job is boring , i am a secretary at an insurance agency .
do you have any children ?


i work as a meeting coordinator. i live with my husband and two children. i love to take road trips. my favorite place to visit is seattle.

hey how are you doing today ?
i am good , how are you ?
i am great , just working right now !
same here ! what do you do for work ?
working in the hospital right now , do not enjoy it though
i am a meeting coordinator and i feel the same . what would you rather do ?
i love cars , especially toyota so i would like to be a mechanic .
oh that is nice ! what is the best car for road trips ?
toyota corolla for sure , very reliable vehicle !
would it be good to take all the way across country ?
it would be for sure , or a nice truck instead .
ok ! i live in florida but my absolutely love visiting seattle .
seattle is beautiful , do you like baseball ?
my husband and my two boys and i love going to the games !
also do not forget to vote after the game in the election !
have you decided who to vote for ?


i just bought a new pair of sneakers and they feel great. my favorite thing to do is sleep. i love ergonomic keyboards and chairs. i love ergonomic keyboards and chairs. my favorite thing to do is sleep.

hey there . hows it going ?
great ! i bought some new kicks and they feel great
that is awesome ! what kind of shoes are they ?
new balance . they really support my feet . i love comfy things like chairs too
i am happy for you . i am not a huge fan of comfy things . i am more of a thrill seeker .
what kinda thrills do you like to do
i am really into skiing
where have you skiied at ?
all over the us . if you can name it , i have probably been down it
that is cool . i love sleeping so any chance i get i take a nap
as long as you are doing what makes you happy
yes this the goal in life to be happy


i hate tomatoes. i need a wheel chair to get around. i am very short. i am a female.

hi there , how are you ?
good and thanks for asking
so tell me about you ! you have any kids ?
no kids had a car accident
oh i am so sorry . i hope i do not ever get in one in my black suburban
hope not hard out here finding a man
i go to 4 book clubs , pta , and 2 brunch groups . maybe you can come meet someone
i handicap so is there acess for wheel chairs and i will come
sure , and what about girls night
well tacos sound fun just no tomatoes and extra salsa please
we only drink apple martinis at girls night . you like those ?
no and all men is taller than me why cant i find a man to dance with
i am sorry . dreams can come true . i dream about shopping in paris for designer clothes
i would enjoy to shop with you for clothes
lets go together one time !
do we get some tacos ?


i collect stamps. my mom taught me how to play the cello. my favorite color is blue. everyday i go swimming at the y. i love going to concerts on the weekend.

howdy ! how all doing today ?
i am doing great thanks , yourself ?
quite fine ! its lovely here on the west coast .
do you live near the ocean ? love swimming , i go daily , but never in ocean !
absolutely ! i moved here from virginia , and swim in the pacific everyday .
sounds amazing . i love the color blue , i am picturing the clear blue skies and water .
moving here definitely was worth the drive in my dads ol pickup !
that sounds like quite an adventure , but a long drive !
it took three days ! we moved because my mom got a new teaching job here .
what does she teach ? mine teaches also cello lessons ! she taught me to play too .
she is a professor of environmental science , and great at it too ! where are you from ?
awesome ! i am from ny not the city , upstate .
i would love to live there ! my dad cannot find work there though , he is a cop .
it is pretty nice here , i enjoy actually getting 4 seasons a year , haha .


i drive a large , blue van. i am a hippie. i have curly , red hair. i have two tattoos.

hello , are you an elvis fan ? i am .
hi . not really . i am a hippie .
my hair is blue , so are my car and shoes , lol .
do you have any tattoos ? i have 2 .
i have eight , and working on getting a few more on vacation .
my hair is red and curly . i want to get another tattoo .
you should , what will it be ? i am getting a paw print .
i have no idea yet what i want .
i am like that too , it takes me forever to figure out something , other than elvis .
i guess he is your favorite ?
he is , and then my next is tupac .
i am not really a tupac fan .
i love rap , and all kinds of music except for country .
i enjoy country sometimes . what do you drive ?


i love horses. i have a son. i am a yoga instructor. i collect seashells.

hi how are you doing
fantastic , i just got home from a yoga class , how about yourself ?
i was just trying to imagine the perfect world
does it involve horses , and seashells ?
it could and maybe bunnies
do you have any children ? children love bunnies .
i do not have children or siblings
i have a wonderful son , he too loves horses .
that would be great to live in a world with just bunnies
and horses , and seashells . do not forget those .
yes and probably space crafts
i see . do you do any form of exercise .
i do in my new world
oh good , i teach yoga . its relaxing .
there is no yoga in this world
do you mean for you . because it does exist .


i am studying for my master s. my favorite food is pizza. i am a student in social sciences. i also like eating sushi.

hi ! how old are you
i am 35 years old
i am only 21 . do you like cheerleaders ?
yes , i go to college at night for my masters
if i ever can get away from the ranch i want to go to college
college is good to explore what you want to be like in social sciences .
i want to learn about the outdoors
that is good also . do you like sushi , i enjoy eating it
we do not have sushi at our ranch
well i love pizza too . how about you
i love ranch dressing with my pizza
ranch dressing is good with pizza my kids eat it like that all the time
i colored my hair black .
i guess at 21 black is a good color .
yes i think so also
does your ranch have horses or cattle ?


i am plotting on taking over the world. i have found the cure for the common cold. my nickname is bubblegum. my brother and i have bright red hair. i love to sing in the shower.

? much so lie i do why
well , i am taking on a plot to take over the world . so do not feel bad !
! it about honest are you least at but
yap . . i am honest . they call me bubblegum , cuz i have red hair .
. bubblegum bubble you fight would i . fight to like i . nice that is
yes , my brother an i have bright red hair .
bubblegum you fight to takes it whatever do will i ? lying you are
yes , that is true , i rule . i will take over the world someday , believe that .
. myself much so lie i when you believe to hard outs
i also found the cure for the common cold too !
! are you unbelievable ! see ? really
i love singing in the shower too , did i mention that ?
! bye , cliffs a off skydive go gonna i am but . now
cool , it was real talking to you . . . youre the best .
. face fish gump bubble the bubbles bubbly too to you
you are crazy dude . . . i love it .


i have a friend group , but i don t like any of them. i coexist well with my husband. but , i feel lost and far away from who i truly am. i am a middle aged mother of two high school boys.

what are you up to today ?
i have been taking care of my family . how about you ?
that is so good of you . i am just studying for my classes
what grade level ? i have two boys in high school .
i am in college . i go to the university of massachusetts
well done . what are you studying ?
i am studying philosophy . it is super interesting .
i think so too . maybe you can help me find myself .
what are you passionate about ?
not sure . i am trying to find myself . i love my husband and boys .
you sound like a really good person . i think i am too .
thank you . what are you passionate about ?
i love music . i go to live shows all the time
what kind of music do you like ?


i like video games. i have never been employed. my mother worked for apple. i am diabetic. my favorite genre of music is rock.

what up ! shoot me a thumbs up if you are a little monster p
hi ! i actually like rock music how are you ?
i am good ! rock music rocks ! i am a pop junkie , but i love all concerts really !
what other hobbies do you have ?
i spend a lot of time working at kohls . not super interesting haha .
i have never worked . my mom worked way too much for apple
oh , wow ! that is a good gig . do you two have a good relationship ?
yes , i do . what about you ? also any siblings ?
three sisters . a very girly household . we are all very musical
all little monsters ? you should start a band ?
ll we would make a good girl group ! i would want to learn how to dance first
great skill ! i have diabetes and get dizzy .
that sounds rough ! have you had it your whole life ?
yes , i have had it all my life . dp you have any pets ?
no . i wish . a dog would be a good little monster . you ?
no , no pets yet . thanks for chatting with me , little monster !


my newest car is a chevy. i work at a power plant. my favorite thing to do is read. i live in california.

hi how are you today
doing well , how about you ?
i am good do you work
yes i work a t a local power plant .
do you enjoy it then
it pays the bills ! how about you ?
i am an intern at the moment
that s cool , what kind of company ?
for engineering and motors yeah
that s cool , i always wanted to go work for tesla .
yeah save the world and stuff
i don t know about that , just like the innovation .
what do you like to eat
i really enjoy bbq . smoked ribs in particular .


i sit on my computer for several hours a day. i watch foreign movies and tv shows. i enjoy learning about other cultures. i wish i could speak another language. i am bored with my current lifestyle.

do you like hoop earrings ? i just got a new pair
no , i think they are out of style
well , you are not an artist like me , you would not know
true ! all i do is sit on my computer for hours !
get a cat ! my little charlie is great at keeping me busy
i should ! i am bored with my lifestyle . i need to do other things
yea man . what else do you do
well i like to travel the world and learn about different cultures
well that does not sound boring at all
it is when you do not know how to speak other languages
body language is universal . learn to shake what your mama gave you
haha definitely ! is dancing what you do for fun ?


i grew up on a farm. on weekends i go out with friends. when i turned 18 , my family moved across the country. i like going to rock concerts. i eat eggs and bacon for breakfast.

hello how are you doing today ?
hey , i was raised on a farm caring for animals , what about you ?
i am and always been a city girl . but i love going to the beach for vacation
i love the beach as well , but not much because of escherichia coli
i do no even know what that is
escherichia coli is another way of saying bacteria
oh ok did not realize that .
well at least you know now , do you have any friends ?
i have a small group of close friends . you ?
i only have 2 friends who i go out with on weekends
longtime friends ? all of mine ours
yeah , one of them since i have been in the first grade
that is good . so i am almost done with grad school
oh , you are , how old are you ?
i am 32 yrs old . and you ?
i am 38 lol . do you have any kids ?


i work on semi trucks for a living. i got off the road when i married my sweetheart. i want to take her on vacations one day. my father was a driver himself. my motor never stops running.

will you help me brush my hair ?
if i could ever get a break from my simi truck repair job i would love too
well hurry up . my mom will not help
one day when this motor stops going i will come get those tangles out
okay , i guess . unless my boyfriend returns before then
my sweetheart wife has some nasty fuzzy hair . i am taking her on vacation someday .
will your wife cook for me ?
if you will let my father who is a driver sleep on your couch tomorrow
sure , i do not see a problem with that
well just brush your dang hair before he gets there , he likes strait hair .
no , he will have to brush it himself .
well , he is not so gentle so if you like it rough by all means let him .
that is fine , i do not care .
well you got yourself a deal then . get your brush ready .
he has to bring one . and what about my mom ?
she can do her own head , its between you and my father .


i fantasize about living in another country. i am in a lot of debt. i enjoy electronic music. i am failing some of my classes. i enjoy nature.

hi how are you this evening ?
i am just sat here fantasizing about the possibility of living in a different country , you ?
sounds like a fun fantasy i just got home from work .
yeah , well i am failing some classes at school . i love nature , so why not ?
true , what is your major ?
i cant even remember . i would rather listen to my electronic music than study
i have not eaten meat in 2 years since becoming a vegan . music is fun !
maybe i should become vegan . might help me get out of debt . i am in a lot
what do you do for a living ?
i do not . i know . i just need to start again in a different country do not i
like they say , follow your heart !
so what do you enjoy ?
i enjoy dabbling in different jobs like a grocery store , book keeping , and tours .
you sound like a well rounded person
i try to be . i also enjoy the ocean .
me too ! i just love nature in all its elements


i went to stanford. i play soccer professionally. i have a wife and a 4 year old son. my favorite food is pizza. my idol is theirry henry.

i am trying to get a lot of work done today , i am behind .
i feel your pain . i went to stanford and i could never get ahead .
i probably have a hard time thinking the work is finished .
right now i just play soccer in a pro league .
very cool , but so is stanford . i went to juilliard .
wow , are you a dancer ? my wife went there .
no , a pianist , but i remember the dance division well .
my 4 year old boy thomas and i are going to pizza hut , our fave !
that is nice , i tend to like the big individual slices with sausage and mushrooms .
do you like henry , the french football guy ? i idolize him .
i know little of football . my favourite athlete is laird hamilton , big wave surfer .
very cool . do you surf too ?
no , and i have always regretted not growing up next to the ocean . just body surfing .
may i ask where you live ?


i own my own small marketing consulting agency. i am a woman. my favorite band is radiohead. i am married to my wonderful husband. we have two dogs small dogs.

hi there . i am carl and i take pictures for fun .
hi ! what kind of pictures do you take ?
all types , i have my own photo studio . what do you do
i am a business owner . marketing consulting . do you do portraits ?
i do , i like candlelit portraits , so magical . i love my hobbies .
those sound amazing ! i would love to have my two dogs photographed by candlelight .
i will make those dogs look majestic . in the afternoon though , for i sleep late .
haha , they are small dogs who definitely already think they are majestic !
a few well placed candles will set the mood . what else do you do ?
i have a daughter , so when i am not working i am taking care of her .
i do too , she is my heart . i am glad to support her .
aww , what is her name ?
zoey . she turned two yesterday .
that is a beautiful name . they grow up so fast .
too fast , it is selfish of me to want to freeze time .
i think it is a little , but i feel the same way , so i cannot judge !


i am a average american youth. i hate school. i enjoy summer walking and reading. i live on a lake. i fell in love this summer.

i hate makeup . how about you ?
me too ! i do not know how girls have a whole cabinet full
i do not have any at all .
does that make us average ?
i suppose it does . my band is called average believe it or not .
really ? school is awful . i would rather have a bank
i never liked school either .
i enjoy summer ! it is the best
i agree but its almost at an end .
it is , but i fell in love !
it is cold in the mornings now .
that is a good time to walk and read


i like music. i am a vegan. i like to skateboard. i like the guitar. i like to go for bike rides.

hey . how are you today ?
i am doing great and your self
not so good . i did not get any sleep last night because of the neighbors .
were they playing their music too loud ?
no , they were yelling it was horrible . i live in a horrible neighborhood .
oh my goodness that sounds bad did you call the police ?
no , they do not care about the neighborhood . i did call the ambulance though .
where do you live right now ?
i live in the wrong side of town in kansas city .
really i never would have guessed missouri would have that problem .
a huge class problem in missouri , and the government does not care .
well that is america for you i am not a huge fan of the government either
i mean my mum is in really bad health and we can not afford health insurance .
yeah they made my morning leave after she lived here over 28 years
i am sorry i do not understand what do you mean my morning leave ?
no my mom autocorrect can be annoying at times


i am allergic to apples yet still eat them. i enjoy karaoke every friday night. i enjoy crosswords , crocheting , and football. i am a sixth grade teacher.

hey there how was your day ?
how are you doing tonight
i am totally cool man . just chillin listening to some tunes in my big blue shag van
oh i am watching city shades darker
awesome . did you like the first one ?
yes i loved it other then him beating her till she cerys
that sounds terrible man . i am a total hippie i do not really watch tv
oh well i am not a hippie
haha do you have any tattoos ?
no i do not do you
yea i have got 2 big ones on my shoulder blade and on my ribs
what are they of if you do not mind me asking
one is a hummingbird and the other a lighthouse
that is cool my father loves light houses
oh really ? yea they have a cool meaning
yeah he has light houses of alot of things


i want people to notice me. i will work hard for whatever i want. i grew up as an orphan. i care deeply for my friends and others close to me. i often play the clown to get attention.

hi ! sorry it took so long , my cat knocked over my water .
oh no . i am a cat lover
i have 4 cats . they are perfect pets
haha . we have one . i like to play a clown pretty often
i like to play mtg do you play magic ?
i have no ever played . i would work hard anything i want though
can you whistle ? i struggle and seem to fail
i can whistle sometimes . i want everyone to notice me
then you should do something awesome with your life !
thank you i am trying
oh i forgot , do you like jello , i love jello !
lol ! i care a lot about my friends
friends are a good thing to care about . you should give them jello !
your right i should . they would like that


i like to go shopping. i live in a small town. i wanted to be a nurse. driving in the country side is a pastime.

hi , how are you today ?
hey there , wanna go shopping ?
i am leaving right now to go pick up my new car .
hey what kind ? i am studying to get my degree .
i am getting ready to head to college . how long have you been studying ?
seems like a lifetime ! trying to be a nurse .
that is admirable . i am going to work on a business degree .
cool , i am headed out for a little drive its nice out .
i am taking my new car and going to florida state for a tour .
you are crazy ! irma ! i live in a tiny town .
did you get loans for your degree ?
yes i did a few , why ?
yes , well they did not cancel the tour . hoping to get it over quick .
i pray for those that did not make it .


i like to go on walks. i like to bake. i used to be a chef , but i m a teacher now. i am from mexico.

hi how is it going ?
good , thank you . what do you do for a living ?
i work at a bar on weekends but i am studying to be a lawyer
nice . i teach second graders spanish , but i used to be a chef
o that is nice are you a mean teacher ? what kind of music do you like ?
no i am not mean at all . being nice actually gives better results . i like rock
o ok i am a blues and jazz type of person
i enjoy listening to that on occasion , but when i bake , i listen to rock
i enjoy collecting scotch to be honest
my 2 favorite things are walking and baking . you just collect scotch ?
yea i am too busy with law school to do much
what i meant was you just collect , you do not drink it ?
oh yes of course here and there
makes sense . i am more of a wine person .
o ok i want to go to a winery that would cool to do
yes , wine tasting is a lot of fun , but you get real drunk without realizing it .


i have one cat. i am short. my hair is brown. i like to sew. i am not thin.

hi , just made some awesome burgers .
can i have some ? i am starving .
sure . but if i knew i was going to share would have made something better .
i can sew you something in return
oh nice . how about a drake sweater . that would be amazing !
yeah that will be extra fabulous
i have too much energy for sewing . practicing drums is more my speed .
do you have any pets
nope . assuming you have some ?
i have a cat , his name is crunchy
i stay out too much to have pets . it would starve .
that is sad . i can share my cat with you
he might come back pretty gangster . i listen to a lot of rap .
crunchy is the most gangster


i can t stand clutter or dust. i spend an hour getting ready in the morning. i have horrible allergies. when i shower my skin is nearly red from how hard i scrub.

hi my name is john
hi john . i am cassandra .
hi cassandra . what do you like to do for fun ?
i like to clean my house and keep things tidy . how about you ?
i am more into outdoor activities and sports .
i like sports too , but i do not go out much due to terrible allergies .
that would be hard for me since i enjoy camping so much
my children like camping and so did i , but my allergies became very debilitating .
wow , can you still work ?
yes , i work in a very clean medical office .
nice , i spend most of my job inside a truck cabin driving
that must be interesting to see the world driving around !
i love working for hostess and driving around the state .
i would end up eating all those yummy treats ! my uncle worked for your rival company .
its why i play first base on the weekends to burn off the calories
that is a great idea ! i would get sick on a baseball field though !


my wife makes the best pasta. i listen to pink when i am painting. as long as i have a cup of coffee in my hand i am a happy person.

hello , how are you today ?
hi ! great ! how are you ?
my wife asked me for a divorce today . oddly , that does not bother me too much .
sorry to hear that ! did you see it coming ?
no , i should have though . i was in mexico four times for business this year .
hopefully , everything will be civil and you both will be happier after . . .
i love to ski , i can do that more . do you have any hobbies ?
i own a gallery and paint i really love doing that !
i am only good at eating food , mexican and cheetos , lol
i am really good at eating my wifes cooking , especially her pasta !
have you had mexican pasta ? its delish !
no , but i am willing to try ! did you try that in mexico !


my daughter just graduated high school ranked at the top of her class. i am a zookeeper. my wife is a breast cancer survivor. i work with my wife. i have trained over 20 types of animals.

good morning . how is everything with you ?
all well here at the zoo . my wife and i are just on our lunch break .
oh cool . do you guys have any kids ?
just one daughter . graduated cum laude from highschool and off to pre med now !
oh , i have been messed up since cobain died when i was in middle school .
his death was a tragedy . but quick . my wifes chemo was horrible !
yeah . that is worse than my non existent relationship with my absentee dad .
well that is a tough call abandonment vs cancer spouse both very sad .
yeah . i console myself by continuing to wear combat boots and babydoll dresses
whoa ! i have tried to just focus on work myself over 20 diff species i have trained here .
well i can flirt with you like i did at the dmv during my exam
wait a minuuuuute . . . my daughters freshman girlfriend just did that exact thing !


lady gaga is my current favorite singer. madonna is my all time favorite. i work in retail. i go to at least 10 concerts a year. i love music.

i bet i am smarter than you are
oh , maybe ! why do you think that ?
how high is your iq ?
i have never taken a proper iq test . too busy with work !
that is pretty boring honestly .
maybe it is . my job is in retail which is pretty boring .
you are giving me terrible flashbacks .
ha ! what do you do for work ?
it is not funny . the flashbacks are of my parents deaths .
that is awful . how did they pass away ?
on a plane , in a crash .
i am so sorry . you must miss them terribly .
i do . i wish i could travel
i bet they would be proud of you if you traveled the world , huh ?
i think so , but i do not have the money
i know that feeling . i spend too much money on concerts .


i love country music. i drive a big truck. i like to go hunting. i like football on tv.

hello , how do you feel about video games ?
hello how are you doing
i am wonderful , my wife is laid off and she cooks all the time out of frustration .
that sounds no so good
it is okay , i work from home and like the company until our son gets home .
what company do you work for ?
bethesda gameworks , the people behind fallout .
what is that job like ?
graphic design work , it is fun watching the animations come to life .
how long does it take for one game
i still have some that are in the design phase from ten years ago .
wow that is a lot of work
it is . i am on my 70th game design team . it is amazing .
how long have you worked for the company
for almost fifteen years . what do you do ?
you know those semis on the road ? that is me .


i am very health conscious , and i watch what i eat. i am a yoga instructor. i love romantic comedies. my favorite musician is ed sheeran. i like to write poetry in my spare time.

i had so much fun at the debutante ball this last weekend
ed sheeran played right ? i love him .
he tried to help me find the diamond i lost
sounds very poetic , a favorite hobby of mine
wine is a hobby of mine . the more expensive the better
i am a bit too health oriented to drink wine but very cool !
i walk my french bulldog to stay healthy
what is the name of your dog ?
trusty , after my trust fund
do you like romantic movies with comedy mixed in ? they are my favorite
yes ! i have a lot of time to watch movies since i am unemployed
for my job i instruct yoga
i live off my trust fund
what do you do in your spare time ?
i attend debutante balls , and drink wine and hang out with my dog
that sounds great i also like to paint


i work at the grocery store. i am a college student. i own 4 cats. my favorite band is metallica.

hi there how are you ?
i am well . how are you doing ?
just admiring my new waterproof iphone . samsung stinks !
that is cool ! have you tested it out in the water yet ? lol
i did ! accidentally washed it in the machine . good as new !
oh good , it works ! i am still in college so i use my iphone a ton
awesome ! are you liking college ? any cute boys in class ?
i still have 2 years left imaging degree . no cute boys yet ;
oh neat . that is what i thought ! they were not that cute when i went either
i am going to be the crazy cat lady . i already have 4 hahas
that is amazing . you might be an introvert ?
somewhat . i work at a grocery store and keep to myself . you ?


i am a talented singer and have won several competitions. i have a set of identical twin brothers. i work as an extra for major motion pictures. i am an aspiring writer. i am a painter and love to create art.

howdy , friend . how are you today ?
i am doing great today
what have you been up to this weekend ?
painting and talking to people online mostly
oh you paint ? i am not so good with crafty stuff , but my wife is .
i also write when i can
i mostly just play baseball for fun and go camping with my wife and kids .
i am sometimes an extra in movies
is that what you do for a living ?
i also win competitions
what kind of competitions do you win ?
all of them i am good at everything lol
i just drive a truck for a living . i deliver baked goods .
i like baked goods a lot
me too . my kids love when i get to bring stuff home .
lucky them , good for you


i love rpg computer games. i have a crush on my co worker. i play tabletop games with friends. i still live at home.

hi , want to get to know each other ?
sure , i am into rpg computer games !
that is creative . i like to write
cool . i have a co worker who likes to write . i actually have a crush on them
do they know how you feel ?
no , but i am thinking about telling them when friends and i play tabletop games
you should . life is too short to keep that in
i am slightly embarrassed i live at home still though
that is not embarrassing in this economy
thank you . that gave me a confidence boost . what do you like to do ?
i enjoy nature walks like hiking
oh that sounds fun . maybe i should try that sometime
there is nothing better to feed the soul
what else do you have planned for tonight ?
a good nights sleep i suppose . you ?
i hope i do too ! feeling pretty tired


i am looking to start a business. i have a brand new chevrolet. i am a big sports fan. i enjoy hanging out with friends and family. i like to get involved in politics.

hi my name is eric and highly educated
nice . my name is mandi , and i am starting a business .
oh sweet ! ! what kind of business . my father is a butcher and owns his own shop
i am into sports and crafting so i am thinking a home made gift shop .
sounds nice ! ! i love eating meat , being a carnivore ,
very cool ! any hobbies ? i enjoy time with family and friends .
i work , working what keeps me preoccupied in a newspaper stand
sounds fun ! i just bought a brand new chevrolet silverado
those are nice cars , my dog is my companion when i travel and off
www i love dogs ! what kind of dog do you have ?
a golden retriever and he extremely friendly , worst guard dog ever .
ha ha ! i bet he is cute ! are you into politics ? i try to get involved .
he is , i am not so much
do you have a favorite sports team ?
sports , hmmm . . not much into sports . what about you ?
yes , i like the green bay packers .


i love to play tennis. i also love to travel. i work as a lifeguard. my dad works offshore.

hello . how are you today ? i just got off my boat .
oh no way ! , i am a lifeguard and my father works far offshore .
it is a viking boat and i love to fish off of it . do you fish ?
not really , my sport is tennis i like tennis . do you travel ? i love it .
i travel and do my fair shar of pillaging . being a viking and all . . .
oh , do you by chance have a dragon ?
well . . . it is more of the dragon of the village . . . but yes . do you ?
no i just play tennis and work the beach .
it is cold where we live , so the dragon is good for bonfire lighting .
awesome i would really like to see that .
i try to stay away from beaches where pillaging and plundering are looked down on .
yeah , my dad would probably arrest you .
that would not be fun for the other prisoners .
maybe not but it would be cool to watch .


people say i talk when i m not supposed to. my three ring binder has my drawings of ponies all over it. my dream is to be a veterinarian. i hate that my mom made me get braces.

hi there , how are you ?
i am doing well . and yourself ?
i am pretty shy , so this is a big deal for me . i do like to sing though
i would like to be a veterinarian .
you should go for it . only recently have i dared sing in front of anyone
well , i should wait till the braces my mom made me get are removed .
face your fears . i used to panic and not show up to sing
i am thinking about it .
you might succeed . i recently auditioned for a talent show and got accepted !
oh very cool ! what did you do ?
i sang celine dion . what else do you enjoy ?
i draw ponies . i have a binder covered with them .
i love ponies ! ! maybe you should enter one in the talent show
i could . that would be interesting .
you should . i will be right by your side
right on ! guess i should be working on that .


i like to read horror novels. i work as an accountant. my favorite color is blue. i have 3 dogs. i like to go to the lake.

hi !
hey , i am reading this great horror novel , hbu ?
not reading much right now , busy painting pictures .
i do not get much time either between accounting and my 3 dogs . . lol
so you are an accountant ? i just got a new job .
oh yeah where at ?
selling cars , had to find something to do while the wife was teaching .
oh that is cool , i am not married so i spend time at the lake alone mostly .
sounds nice . do you have a grill out there ? i really love eating meat .
yes i am a grill master but only 3 dogs to share with , lol
dogs are such fun .
i agree , my shiatzu has a blue tail . i dyed it cause blue is my favorite color .
that is so fun ! no dogs for me , i love pizza so much i do not have any .
i agree , my shiatzu has a blue tail . i dyed it cause blue is my favorite color .


my favorite singer is kid rock. i am a female. i have a master s degree. my favorite color is purple. i love to swim , and began at a young age.

hello tell me about yourself
what is your favorite color ? mine is purple
mine would be green same color as my lexus !
nice ! ! i love going to the beach . maybe you can take me
sure do you mind if i bring my dog socks with us
i love dogs ! ! ! ! i want to bring mine too !
yay ! i have a husky , but i had some many dogs before its hard to count
who is your favorite singer ?
i am more a classic rock kinda guy . like ccr , black sabbath , acdc etc , you ?
i like all those bands and kid rock
kid rocks name makes me laugh
i wish i was swimming right now ! ! !
that is random , yeah live in california there is so many beaches here
i am really sweaty it is hot today


i m a lesbian. i don t treat my girlfriend very well. i like to cook breakfast on sundays. i love to sing.

hello . how are you doing ?
good , getting ready for my gig tonight i am a singer and i love it !
what kind of music do you sing ?
rock . i usually do gigs on saturdays but a job is a job .
that sounds like a lot of fun .
it is . what do you do for work ?
i work at a boring desk .
that does not sound like much fun . do you have a signficant other ?
yes , she works in retail .
my girlfriend too . i should treat her better but i cook her breakfast every sunday .
you should take good care of your woman .
i know . being a woman too sometimes i am a little selfish . any hobbies ?
i like football a lot
football is fun , whats your favorite team ?


i cannot stand beets. i am an ovo vegetarian. i cannot cook. every day i drive an hour to work in this horrible traffic.

hi ! my one eye is blue and the other one hazel ! tell me something about you !
i do not like traffic . but i must sit in it everyday .
traffic is horrible ! how long is your commute ? what do you do ?
one hour . to drive to the restaurant . to soak up the smells of meat !
could be worse my brother travels hours for his he is an archaeologist
well , driving is different from rush hour traffic . drive all day , i only me on road
do you have any pets ? i have a cat .
no , but you did not ask me about my ironic job , i hate to cook .
what is your ironic job ?
i am a cook who can not cook and use beets , that i do not like
is it time for a new job then ? what would you rather do ?
hard for me to find new work , being ovo vegetarian and all .


i still live at home with my parents. i am 32. i eat all take out. i do not want a job. i play video games all day.

hello i am so glad to meet you
hey , i am glade to meet you too .
where do you currently reside
i reside in new york with my parents but tell me about yourself
i am a stay at home mom and i love pugs , my kids , and the rockies .
that sounds like an awesome job . do you play games with your kids ?
yeah now that i am done with law school we have lots of play time
great is sounds like a lot of fun . would u like to know a little about myself ?
of course ! i would love to .
for 32 year i have been with my parents who always want for jobs
wow that must be hard
i am sorry i never got your name , my name is trevor
oh how silly huh ! angela .
yes it is hard but i usually relax by playing my games .
what kind of games do you play
angela is a nice name , and i usually play sport games


i have brown hair. i hate carrots. i wear contacts. i love bicycling.

have you ever been in a car crash ? scary stuff . but exciting .
not a car accident but i got hit when i was on my bike .
yikes . scary . i have been in two majors one . cuts and stitches but nothing broken .
yeah that sounds scary . so where do you live ?
colorado . great place get see the world and breathe great air .
i bet and a great place to go biking which is my passion
love to bike as well and watch tv . lot so good biking movies . seen breaking away ?
no i have not been to the movies in awhile .
i understand . gets expensive and crowder . but they are essential to me . like food and water
yeah i will eat anything but carrots .
do not mind carrots but i detest celery . turns my stomach .
yeah i dislike carrots so much i pick . them out of salad .
ha ! ! ! ! you should adopt a bunny and feed them to him .
great idea . so what color hair do you have ?


i ve been to canada two times my entire life. i ve never been to the west coast of the united states. my uncle use to work on fish boats in florida. my father use to drive a taxi cab in the 1970 s. i was once on the local news , and not for anything illegal.

good afternoon how are you
hello i am fine and you
i eat high fat low carb
interesting my uncle work on a fish boat in florida
i love rock and jazz music
ever been to canada i been twice my whole life
i have urinary cancer since i was eighteen
i never been to the west coast though
i want to be a male model
my father use to drive taxi cab for male models in 1970s
i want to go to hollywood
i was on the local news when i was there it was legal though
i am so very hungry for tacos
they are so nasty do not like
i need a new car soon
or you would be on the bus


i can never decide between a chili corn dog and a cheesy hot dog. i drive more than an hour each way to work. i prefer the night to the day , but i love sunshine. i am a grandparent at 44.

hello , how are you today ?
hello ! i am well , thanks ! how are you ?
great ! i finished work early today .
oh that is great ! what are you going to do with your free time ?
i look for vinyl records .
nice . i am going to enjoy the sunshine today .
nice ! i cannot sit still so i am always out and about .
my commute to work is over an hour 1 way , so i am used to sitting still .
oh , i must be very lucky then . i work in my backyard .
that is wonderful ! i like to spend time with my grandchild .
yea . i do not have family anymore , its just me and my planes .
i am sorry to hear that . i am hungry


i hate the taste of fish. i have 23 cats at home. i like to paint. i traveled around the world in a boat.

hi ! how are you today ?
i am fine , and you ?
i am also doing well . i just got home from a trip to norway .
i have traveled all of the world on my yacht recently .
nice ! i have had a lot of time to travel since i have retired recently .
oh i know that feeling , i love painting , you ?
i am not much into painting . but my wife loves it .
oh , you are married ? i am not , i have about 23 cats , i am a cat lady !
i love cats but i have now . i am working on traveling everywhere in the bible .
that sounds exciting . what foods do you like ?
i enjoy barbecue . i guess mostly comfort foods . nothing too exotic .
me either , i do not like fish , the taste makes me nauseous !
yeah same here ! have you seen any good movies lately .
yes , it , have you seen it ?
not yet . its on my list though .
it was good ! a little eerie .


my favorite singer is britney spears. i love pasta. i love the color pink. i love to swim. i enjoy being outside.

hi ! how are you today ?
i am good how are u
loving this late summer weather . . . not looking forward to winter
i love cold weather cant stand the heat
really ? i love the ocean
i cant stand the ocean its so big
and full of mysterious creatures ! i loved swimming with giant manta rays !
i love the creatures but i could not swim that deep
why is that ? too scary ?
yes i cant stand being scared
fears are for overcoming . that is what my parents always said
they sound very wise indeed
yes they are . they are both practicing lawyers
law sounds like a very fun profession


i wear glasses. i am very shy. i am a childrens librarian. i am recently divorced. i have no children of my own.

hello ! how is your weekend going ?
my weekend is going great
mine too . i feel so blessed .
what is your blessing this weekend ?
my family is well , and we are not in the path of the hurricanes .
thank goodness for that that would be bad
i wanted to go down and help out , but cannot .
i would love to help ppl like a fireman
that would be very honorable . what do you do ?
i would love to help anyway i cna
that is good . i am sending a donation since i cannot fly down and help .
that is great kudos to you


i am a night owl. i enjoy hiking and riding my bicycle. i am 29 years old. my favorite band is pearl jam. i live in a suburb of boston.

hey how are you today
i am great ! i slept in because i tend to be a night owl .
that is great that you are refreshed . i am going to play a video game
that sounds fun ! i was thinking of going for a hike or a bike ride .
fresh air is always good it keeps you healthy i think .
i agree ! do you like music ?
yes i like 80s music sometimes i think i am stuck in the 80s
i like 80s music too . i also love pearl jam
pearl jam is a good band . i have a 386 game console
cool ! how old are you ? i am 29 .
i am older i am 48 . i ruined all my shirts
how did you ruin your shirts ? where do you live ? i live in boston .
i spilled ink on all of them i am so clumsy . in new york upstate
i love new york . especially in the fall .
it is pretty . do you have any pets
yes i have 2 dogs .