i am a vegan. i love animals. i am going back to school. i enjoy reading.

i was just doing this after i ran on the track .
hi how are you doing
i am great , but i took my medication today .
oh ok hope you feel better . i just enrolled back in college
college is fun , its where i always swim !
swimming is fun where are you from
i do not know , but when i am there i play a lot of video games .
video games are cool what do you play
diablo 3 , always , its why i have to wear glasses .
that game is addicting i like to read on my down time
reading is pretty fun , mostly i read about swimming .
that is good anything that keeps you interested is good to read
okay , back to video games and running track !
have fun was nice meeting you


i drive a bmw. i love to shop. i am in debt. i am single.

have you seen my pet snake ? i cannot find him anywhere .
no i have not ! i am so sorry you lost him
i am pretty bummed about it . how are you though ?
i am okay . just feeling a bit lonely tonight . it is hard being single
aw , so sorry to hear that ! i love being lonely . i dream of desert living .
i do too . but i need to get out of debt first
do you have much debt ?
i do . but i cannot help it . i am always shopping
i am not a big fan of shopping , except for toys for my snake .
i bet ! do you have a car ?
no , i cannot afford one . i am about to start an internship .
good luck with that . my ride is a bmw
thank you ! feel free to hand that bmw over to me haha
haha i can sell it to you for a pretty penny
i will keep that in mind !
anything else interesting about you ?


i am a student in social sciences. i am studying for my master s. i also like eating sushi. cooking is one of my pass times.

hello what are you doing today . i have been baking pies
hello ! i have been eating sushi today . i love it !
i love sushi also i work as a chef . do you like to cook ?
yes ! i absolutely love to cook as a hobby . do you go to school ?
no i travel a lot and have a garden at home
gardens are awesome . i am majoring in social sciences . currently studying for my masters
i also take pictures in my spare time . social science sounds interesting
how long have you been taking pictures for ?
i have been into photography since i was a child .
that is pretty awesome . i am jealous . i wish i could take better pictures .
you could learn to take great pictures . keep trying
i wish i had an iphone , but i have an android instead .
i have an iphone and enjoy it
have you ever owned an android before ?
yes but i like the iphone better
i owned an apple product once . i did not like it because of itunes .


my favorite holiday is halloween because i like dressing up. i love chocolate milk shakes. my favorite pass time is gazing at clouds. i ride my red bike to work everyday. my best friend is my dog allie.

wood wood , how you doing today ?
cheers ! just enjoyed a milkshake chocolate malt ! it was heavenly . how about you ?
i am doing good . i just got to have a delicious strawberry smoothie .
we must be soul . . brothers or sisters . i am a she .
oh me too ! are you vegan ? i am .
no . my favorites are cloud gazing and riding my bike to work .
do you like the beach ? that is where i like to relax .
it wreaks havoc on my skin . i stick close to home with my dog allie .
you have a dog ! i have two cats .
what are their names ? do you dress them up for halloween . that is my favorite holiday .
one is baby and the other is piston . i have not gotten them costumes before .
what great names ! i like dressing up for halloween but just once a year .
yea , dressing up takes a lot of time so i just decorate their beds and water bowls .
that is cute . you do not live in florida , i hope .


my favorite rapper is yo gotti. god has always been put first in my life. i take pride in getting straight as. i am currently looking for a job in baltimore.

hello ? i love to read and clean my home . what do you like to do ?
hello i am great how about your day ?
okay i guess . i do not leave my house . i am afraid to . how is your day ?
good looking for a job in baltimore right now
good luck ! i do not work . my sisters take care of me . i clean and cook .
i hate cleaning lol but i do great school work get all as
congrats . i use to get as before my uncle kidnapped me when i was little .
ll what how that all happen ? !
i was too young to remember . i just know i am scared all the time .
yes that is definitely scary stuff ! sorry
tell me about yourself . do you have family ?
always put god first how about you
yes . i would be nothing without allowing god into my life . tell me more .
well that and yo gotti is the deal
cool . um , who is yo gott ?
some east coast rapper that i love lol


i swim often. i love video games. i run track. i take medication.

how are you doing today
omg hyper hyper hyper i got done swimming 30 minutes ago need my meds
what kind of medication do you take
amphetamines ! when i run on the track the asphalt melts !
are you prescribed those by a doctor
who cares ! i have got the high score on every video game !
do you get paid for that
sometimes ! what do you do for a living ? tell me about you !
i am retired . i used to act .
what kinds of productions did you act in ?
i was a background actress in good will hunting
that was a good movie ! what are your hobbies ?
i like to be outside in my garden
what kinds of vegetables do you grow ?


i think beets are the best vegetable. i live on a beet farm. my favorite animal is a bear. i am a paper salesman.

hi there ! how are you ?
hello i am doing fine ready to eat my veggies , and you
i am great good for you ! i have problems chewing them !
veggies , i actually grow beets but so you can never chew gum
neat ! i used to be able to run fast till i slipped in gum .
that is too bad , what do you eat
not much since i am having trouble eating . . .
you probably should eat vegetable soup then
good idea they have good soup at the hospital .
what do you do for work ,
i run used to be able to run faster though
oh i like to run , i have a pet bear , which i take long walks


my favorite flower is a rose. i live in a small apartment in new york. i am currently going to school to be an artist. i am twenty one years old. i have a small pet cat.

hi there , hows it going ?
pretty good and you ? which state are you from ?
i am great thanks , i live in va . i just love going for walks outdoors
me too . do you have any pets ?
i have a snake ! do you have any ?
i hve a small cat . my apartment is small .
our animals would not mix ! lol . i am the janitor at the local school , you ?
the me too was for the walks . i live in new york , i am art student .
i sort of figured that , i also think i am too smart for my current job
sometimes there is no choice in jobs . i love to paint and draw .
oh yeah , what do you like to paint draw ?
i love to sketch roses , they are my favorite flower .
roses are pretty ! i just love drinking whiskey in my free time
i like a shot every once in a while too . i just turned 21 .
best to party while your still young ! when you get older you feel consequences
only as old as you let yourself become , right ?


i wish magic was real. i like getting packages in the mail. i have a daughter. i like fantasizing. i love christmas.

hello , do you go to church ? i try and go every sunday
i do not but my daughter does .
i love to sing with the choir on sundays
that is magical , like christmas . i love to dream about christmas .
what is your style of clothing ? mine is donna karen
so fancy . i like all clothes . i am waiting for the mail , hoping to get some packages !
i love christmas , i get 2 weeks off because i teach 8th grade
if magic were real , and i hope it is , you will get 3 off this year !
i am going to try and go to the symphony during the holidays
my favorite fantasy is about my daughter attending the symphony for christmas .
you should try and read the bible every night before bed , i know i try too
you must be very righteous . do you think magic is real ?
wow you have alot of fantasies , i do believe in magic
what kind is your favorite ? i think the mail is here , i hope i got something good !


i am single and live alone. i do not have a good social life. i am a night owl. i make robots for a living.

hello , how old are you ?
hi i am 30 and you ?
i am 25 , where do you live ?
ohio . are you married ? i live by myself and am currently single .
no but i have a boyfriend and we live in an apartment together .
what do you do for a living . i assemble things like robots .
i am unemployed . you can say i take care of my daughter . do you have kids ?
i do not . i also am lacking a decent social life right now .
i take my daugther to the part to get out the house . what do you do ?
i love staying up late watching movies .
my unemployed boyfriend likes to do that too
it passes time . i also like to take walks in nature .
do you live in a house or apartment ?
i live in a 3 bedroom house .
do you get scared alone ?
no , i have a large german shepard to keep me company .


my favorite food is meatloaf. my grandma is from denmark. my car is green and smells weird. my favorite band used to be toto. my dogs name is toto.

hello ! what do you do for a living ?
hello ! i am looking for work right now . how about yourself ?
i waitress at a diner some night but i also make and sell cupcakes .
i love pastries ! my grandma from denmark used to make a great danish .
sounds delicious , my off and roommate is from denmark !
what a small world ! does your roomie also bake ?
yes ! she will take over my baking while i am showering and singing along with lady gaga
gaga is awesome . probably my favorite artist since toto .
do you like music too ?
oh yeah ! toto was my favorite band back in the day named my dog toto !
how cute ! i will sing toto while i am getting ready for the day too !
i would enjoy tha t . it will help me get through a long day of car cleaning tomorrow .
what a coincidence , i am off work from the diner tomorrow and am cleaning too !
cleaning on your off day ? no other plans ?


i design jewelry when i have spare time. my favorite book is the bible. during the week , i work as a barista. i live with my boyfriend in an apartment. i go to craft shows on the weekends.

it has been misting all day . how are you today ?
it has been raining here , i am doing well thank you .
i teach kindergarten . the children are so much fun
they are adorable . i go to craft shows with my boyfriend and design jewelry
nice ! i enjoy style and making myself look great
i am a barista , what is your favorite book ?
that is a hard question . i would have to say the bible
mine too ! come to my coffee shop and we can have lunch one day .
yes ! ! i am spending time organizing this evening i like to do it
nice ! i have a craft room that needs organized if you are bored of your own .
ha ! organizing beats overeating which i tend to do if i am stressed
i hear you ! my boyfriend makes great brownies .
sweets are my downfall i love sweets sad to say
tiramisu is my downfall , a lady in my building makes cheesecake .


i am a guy that enjoys being a guy. my favorite thing to eat is a burrito. i love to binge watch shows on streaming services. i like to hike and spend time outdoors. i am close to my mother , but not to my father.

hello ! just sitting here with my favorite country music radio station on
cool . i was watching a show .
i like to strum a few bars on the piano as i am listening to the radio
i like to binge watch stuff
i do that once in a while too
who is your favorite country artist ?
i have so many cannot name just one
mine is johnny cash of course .
an oldie but goodie they play country music at the bar that i work at
sounds like fun . i do not drink myself . but i do love to eat .
well my friends say i am a good cook . what can i cook for you ?
burritos ! i love burritos more than anything .


i am a graduate student. although i m studying to be a doctor , animals like me. i m always early. i am in between classes. i volunteer with dogs.

hey , how is the weather there ? it so hot here in california .
sounds nice , it is winter over here . i am a student , how about you ?
i am also in school ! i am studying better ways to recycle
cool , i am into medicine but i wish i was studying animals . do you like it ?
i do ! i am very outdoorsy and saving the earth is my passion .
do you think you will succeed ? animals are the greatest .
i am sure going to try .
very cool ! do you have any hobbies ?
i play video games and go hiking .
cool , i go to the shelter and walk the dogs , nothing better .
that is so sweet of you
it is really fun . what kind of foods do you like ?
i love salads , fish , nuts . i do not eat much meat .
salad , yum . nutrition would be fun to study .
what else are you into ?
studying , animals , being punctual , that is about it . are you into politics ?


i am terrified of spiders , but love snakes. i like to drink chai tea before bed every night. my dog is my best friend. i work as a computer technician , but secretly hate my job.

hi how are you ? my fave food is jello .
i am well hanging out with my puppy he is my best friend
i have different pets
ah what kind ? i am scared of spiders but love snakes
i have a parakeet , a dog , a cat , and a lizard
neato what do you do for a living ? i am a computer technician but hates it
i am a entertainer ,
oh what area of the entertainment industry ?
ever since my fascination in magic it is what i do in las , vegas
neat i love watching magic shows at night as i sip chai tea
i also love the game magic the gathering card game .
oh i am not a big fan of card games
yeah , i started to get into them after awhile , and started throw small gatherings at my apartment
oh fun maybe i will give it a go
yeah and come to my house and play with us . we have a gathering every other weekend .
okay will see if i can make it !


i spend an hour getting ready in the morning. i can t stand clutter or dust. i still love my cat despite all this. i have horrible allergies. when i shower my skin is nearly red from how hard i scrub.

hello , how are you doing ?
i am great , just cleaning . i am a little ocd with clutter and dust .
i have dogs and some pet iguanas , they make cleaning up difficult .
i bet ! i wish i had a dog but i have awful allergies
that is a pity . do you have siblings though ?
no . it is just me and my cat . i still love her despite the allergies .
i have a male sibling , we hardly ever talk
why ? my parents said they would never have another kid so no siblings .
he does not like iguanas at all
that is a silly reason . my parents said i am too ocd for siblings .
that is a little selfish of them , i reckon
i scrub so hard in the shower it gives me sores . they did not need 2 .
why not get a house help to do that for you ?
too expensive . and my cat does not like others .
you have cats ? that is super adorable !
i said above i have a cat . i love him despite my ocd and allergies .


my right foot only has 3 toes. i love to read crime novels. i am a zookeeper. my favorite animal is the panda.

i just got my 50 , 000th follower ! ! yes !
wow , are you . . . justin bieber ?
no , i wish ! i am a makeup artist , i make tutorials !
that is so awesome ! you must be the master at contouring !
yes , i like to watch a lot of videos on youtube !
neat ! i have 3 toes . . . i guess there is no makeup that can hide that fact . .
i have learned a trick or two through watching , i can help ! i take classes too .
wow , you are the only person that has told me that . . .
oh really ? ! i am glad , you should let me make you over !
i will ! i think it will totally improve my self esteem at the beach !
it totally will , i guarantee it ! i cannot wait !
me too ! i will just read my crime novels in the meantime !


my favorite color is blue. i was born male and transitioned to female when i was 17. i was born 20 years ago. i live in the usa. i love pizza.

hello , how are you ?
hello , i am fine how about you . whats your favorite color , mine is blue
i like the color yellow better .
that is cool . i am 20 years old , how about you ?
i am 30 , i like arts and crafts
me too . but i like to play music better
i love alternative rock the best
where do you live , i live near chicago
i live near mexico where i crochet .
what is crochet ? pizza is my favorite food
it is like knitting .
oh okay . i made the transitioned to female 3 years ago
that is awesome i love halloween .
i hate halloween , i am 20 years old


i love dogs , especially labradors. i work in the pharmaceutical industry. i was born in san francisco. i have one sister. i am traveling to paris this year for my vacation.

hows it going ? looking for work at all ?
pretty good thx and you ?
enjoying the day with friends
i work as a farm tech yeah
ah okay i am starting up a new company and looking for some people to hire
where are you based out of ?
i am out of dc
oh i am in san fran anyway
nice all my favorite sports teams are there
do you have any pets ?
not any actual pets , i call my new chevrolet my pet . do you ?
i got some labradors yeah


i play for the philadelphia eagles. this season , i will become a playoff quarterback. last season i was just getting started. i play quarterback. this is my second year in the league.

hello ! what are your plans for the weekend ?
hi , practicing more , i am a quarterback for the philly eagles .
its that time of year . getting ready for a date with a new guy tonight
that sounds fun . i will be playing in the playoffs this season .
he is a vegan as well as myself , so at least we have that in common
are you a raw vegan ? i am . meat smells .
yes ! when i graduate i want to teach kindergarten .
last season i just began philly eagles ; this is my 2nd year .
good team . we like the colts
have you always wanted to teach ?
yes for as long as i can remember
that is great to have lifetime plans on what you want to be
yes , i am happy for the choice i have made
well , have to go , enjoyed the chat , take care .


i work at a museum. i like to go to the park. i read a lot. i am stuck in a wheel chair. i do not have a lot of friends.

hi how are you today
good , i have a job at a local museum
that is a nice job to have i make pizza at a pizza place in chicago
well i prefer trips to the local park
that sounds like a fun thing to do in downtime . i am a drummer in a rock band
bop bop bp , cool . lets just say i read quite a lot !
what kind of books do you like to read ?
wheelchairs books , as i am in a wheelchair and stuck there .
that sounds miserable being stuck in a wheelchair
lets just say that with friend , i do not have many
that is not cool sometimes friends can be great do you have any siblings
reading a lot is what i like to do .
you can learn a lot from reading
wheel chairs maybe ? , as i ; m in one , stuck here
do you have any siblings ? i am the oldest of 3 brothers
no . going to the park is all i like


i have trouble losing weight. i am a very short woman. i do not cook and usually eat out. i love animals.

hi how ar you doing
hello there . i am doing very well thank you . how are you doing ?
i am good what are your hobbies
what are some things you are interested in or hobbies ?
i own a greenhouse so i love to garden
that is awesome . i would love to have a greenhouse .
its really nice gardening is so relaxing
what type of food do you like ? i hate cooking , so i tend to eat out .
i eat a lot of vegan foods i grow fruits and vegetables in my greenhouse
i need to eat more veggies . maybe it would help me lose the excess weight .
are you trying to lose weight
yes , but i have a lot of trouble losing the weight .
do you like to exercise that coul help
i exercise some , but not enough . my short stature does not help either .
ah i try to go on walks its relaxing and probably good exercise too
walking is good but in my neighborhood , its not always safe .


i like to play outside. i like to dance. i am a girl. i am in preschool.

hi how are you today
today was my first day of preschool there where lots of other little girls too .
are you a preschooler then ?
yes . i got to play outside , i like that alot .
i do outside things too i am a carpenter
i went to dance too . i really like that .
are you an only child ?
yes . i want a sister though .
you should ask mommy and daddy nicely
i will do that later on . i hope they say yes .
be careful in life . i was a slave for ten years
do you have a sister or a brother ?
i am not sure i was in slavery
that does not sound good . do you remember being little ?


i wish i was taller so i could reach the cookie jar. i lay awake at night so i can watch the stars. i am often late for class. i cuddle up with my dog every night. i want a porsche.

hey , whats going on today ?
good ! a little sleepy , i stayed up late looking at the stars .
i am tired , too . up late studying for my women studies class . i think i am failing .
i am probably failing too , i am always late so who knows what i missed .
i should have picked a different elective , i guess .
my dog does not care if i fail , as long as he gets cuddles .
that is sweet . each of my four siblings has a pet . maybe i should get one , too .
you should , and i should get a porsche .
that is out of my league . i drive a honda civic .
hondas are nice cars , and i cannot afford it i just want one .
i would probably wreck it . i am terrified of making left turns . i would be a great ups employee .
i am short , so that car would suit me . i get made fun of all the time .
there is nothing wrong with being short . what color car do you want ? mine is blue .
i mean i cannot even reach the cookies in my kitchen ! haha .


i like to play soccer. i have a golden retriever. i have a little sister. my favorite subject in school is math. my favorite book is pride and prejudice.

i love cars . ferrari is one of my favorites
cool . i love soccer and dogs
i watch all kinds of sports , do you play or watch
yes , i play soccer and football
i exercise every day at the gym
you must be pretty healthy . my little sister is the same way
wealth does have its privileges , but i watch mostly baseball
not a huge fan of baseball
apps . should say basketball . my far
okay i watch a little basketball every now and then
do you play at all
sometimes , when i take my dog to the park
cool , i used to play got injured though
what happened to you ? hurt a leg or something ?
broke an ankle . very painful
ouch ! just thinking about it hurts


my favorite color is blue. my hair is long and blonde. cooking is my passion. my mother died when i was a child.

i am listening to bach right now
that sounds relaxing . i am thinking about what to make for dinner .
you should while watching the voice with me
i used to watch the voice with my mom .
i went to princeton then travel every year to museums
that sounds fancy . i went to brown but i hate museums
yes its expensive but i am rich
i like to cook do you ?
i do not like i feel lazy everytime
if you are rich i guess you can just pay someone to do it for you
yes i know but i love doing it
fair . it is definitely my passion
yes i know just tell me before that
do you do any physical activities
no because i am disabled
oh no , i am sorry . there are plenty of accessible activities , though .


people say i have a cute laugh. i am still in love with my ex boyfriend. i working in a publishing building. i love to cook for my family and friends.

hi ! how are you doing this evening ?
hello there ! i am a bit busy cooking for my family and friends haha . you ?
what are you cooking ? i m just relaxing at home after a long day
just some lasagna ! what are some of your hobbies ?
i love biking , spending time outdoors , and hanging with my girlfriend . what about you ?
i work at a publishing company so i love reading and writing !
that s a neat job ! do you have any favorite book genres in particular ?
non fiction autobiographies are my favorite !
very cool ! do you have any favorite foods ?
italian food is my favorite ! how about yourself ?
i love eating pancakes . they re my favorite breakfast food ever .
haha there is never a wrong time for breakfast food !


i work from home. i love reading. i have a cat as a pet. i love comics. my favorite band is nightwish.

hi how are you doing today ?
i am doing great , how about yourself ?
pretty good just doing some research on adopting a dog .
that is cool . my cat is my coworker lol
do you work at home ?
yes and i love it . i can read my comics which i love doing .
i wish i worked from home . i would have more time to practice violin .
there are so many things you can do when you work at home .
my mother did not work at home either . she was a nurse .
that is a good practice . she must be a caring person .
she is wonderful ! what kind of food do you like ?
all kinds . my favorite is chinese though . how about you ?
i am starting to really love indian food lately !
its a little too spicy for me . what kind of music do you like ?
classical . i have been playing the violin since i was four . you ?
nightwish is my favorite band . i do not know how to play anything .


my favorite band is u2. i once fell up a whole flight of stairs. my life s passion is designer french fries. i am the leader of the french fry research department at del taco.

good morning , how are you ?
i am doing quite well . how are you ?
doing good . had a good gig last night . had people laughing so hard
that is awesome ! i am the leader of the french fry dep at del taco
i am a stand up comedian if you did not guess even had some small roles on tv
wonderful ! i love to listen to u2 band .
they played at the local theater i gig before , even though i am from a small town
i love my job at del taco , it keeps me busy .
i am so glad . what would you recommend from the menu ?
i am quite passionate about designing french fries , i would recommend our famous taco .
i did not know they sold french fries at del taco
oh yes it has been newly added to the menu .
wow . they are really broadening their horizons
yes they are . my job is my life .


i enjoy being outside. i love to swim. my favorite singer is britney spears. i love the color pink.

how are you doing ?
doing great ! spent the weekend outside and swimming . i love both !
that sounds cool . i am more a reader i love suspense novels
i enjoy reading too ! i think next weekend gonna paint my room pink . my fav color
red is mines . i am bout to order some pizza . i can eat pizza all day
yum ! pizza is good ! do you enjoy music ?
yes i do all types how bout
i know kinda cheesy but i adore britney spears .
lol . what was favorite subject in school mines was science
i think mine would have to be science as well . what do u do for work ?
i am not employed at this time . i am also single lol
aw were you in a recent relationship ?
yes it went bad but its ok . i am not looking . u ?
i am married . almost twenty yrs now !
congrats . my mother is a cancer survivor . i am happy she is still around
that is amazing ! i can she is one strong lady !


i like to swim. i eat large meals. i am in college. i exercise everyday. i am a social butterfly.

hi ! how are you today ?
hi i am doing great how are you
i am good ! what is your favorite food ? mine is pasta .
i eat very healthy and in large amounts at a time so anything with protein
oh . . . i like ice cream and cookies . i am fat .
i am a fitness buff i love working out did it everyday
i am so busy with school that i do not have time to work out .
i understand that i have many friends in school they are always studying
i paint in my free time what do you do ?
i swim and go to social events
ah , cool ! i like to swim also .
i live near an indoor pool so i can swim year round
lucky ! i am so jealous .
maybe you can find one near you they are more common now
yes but i am lazy and do not want to drive to one .
oh ok . what are you studying in school


i listen to a lot of strange music. i wish i could live in iceland. i wait for something interesting to happen each day. i enjoy cold winters and strong breezes.

hey whats going on ? how are you ?
i am great . i am just waiting to see what happens .
yeah ? i like to travel . do you ?
i would if i could . i want to see iceland .
i enjoy cold winters . i can arrange a trip for you , if you like ?
are you a travel agent
i happen to be a travel agent . my parents passed the business to me .
that is really cool . are you good at it ?
nah . not really . travel agencies are a dying business . what do you do ?
i work in an office
do you like it ? i cant stand staying in one place to long .
i do not like it . i want to do something else .
what would you rather do ?
i would be in a rock band


i love the natural world beauty. i practice yoga and hike. my family is poor. i believe in fairytales. i am obsessed with animals.

hi , how are you doing tonight ?
i am just hanging out with the fairies .
fairies ? i just started a childrens book about fairies .
yes . i believe in them and all fairytales .
what is your favorite fairytale ?
cinderella . since my family is so poor .
i would not be so poor if i would quit shopping on amazon . i love it !
i spend most time out doors doing yoga and hiking .
i spend most of mine shopping online and enjoying a good toddy .
i spend it in the natural world enjoying its beauty .
it is beautiful outside . fairies live outside in flowers .
right ! and all the amazing animals outside .


i love eating kale. i have two cats. i have two children under ten. i m in love with adam levine.

hello . how are you doing today ?
hi . i am well . how about yourself ?
pretty good . i probably should go take my dog out for a walk soon .
i have a couple of cats . i love teasing them . so what do you do for fun ?
not much time for fun , i run my own restaurant .
what kind of restaurant ? chinese ? mexican ? italian ?
actually , i specialize in russian food . my mom was born there .
so what kind of food is that ? goulash ?
oh geez , do not make me google it lol . but my mother taught me how to cook .
haha . i did not want to get too specific . i like russian girls . sexy accent
if you like beets and cabbage , you should come by . what do you do for fun
i dream of being friends with adam levine . he is my man crush . i read a lot
my mother liked to read a lot , but she passed just after my eighteenth birthday .
i am so sorry to hear tha . she sounds like a saint .
thanks , but the inheritance allowed me to open a restaurant when i was 21 .
wow i wish i would have been doing something cool at 21


i work for a government agency. i like sports. my favorite food is pizza. i prefer baseball over football.

hi ! how is it going today ?
great just waiting for my pizza to arrive . . you ?
oh cool , i am at work killing time . haha i work for google .
nice i work for a government subsidiary
that sounds like a good job . i work as a software engineer at googles seattle office .
nice i fill my free time with sports
i just ate a big lunch of lobster , my absolute favorite seafood .
i played baseball in college hate football
that is great , did you get a scholarship ? i was an intern before i got hired here .
i blew out . my knee after my scholarship
oh no ! sorry to hear that .
it happens i still keep active but not as much
yeah that would be tough . i have had good luck with my health .
it was the only major injury i ever had


i need a wheel chair to get around. i have 2 kids. i am a female. i hate tomatoes. i am very short.

hi ! a country girl here who lives on a farm . who are you ?
hey i am lynn ! i am making tomato soup for my 2 girls , but i do not like tomatoes
haha , that is funny . i grow my own vegetables , tomatoes , too .
more power to you ! what do you do for a living
we raise animals . we have got horses , pigs and more . how about you ?
that sounds fun ! i work at home . i am wheelchair bound so i cannot do much .
that is sad . did you have an accident ?
yeah , a bad car wreck . i lost my legs , so i am super short now .
so sorry to hear that . were you driving or a passenger ?
i was driving . the cars breaks went out .
that is scary . . . do you still have some pain ?
i do some times but its not as bad anymore .


i have a dog named bob. i enjoy fishing. i am a closet cannibal. i like to make boats on the weekends. i live on an island.

hello , how are you tonight ?
hi ! i am great thanks , how are you ?
i am doing well , not that i am off work .
i hear that ! i am just hanging with my dog bob , online shopping .
what are you shopping for ?
i am looking at some new fishing lures and poles . i love to fish .
fishing is a hobby of mine too , so is bowling .
cool ! fishing is so relaxing . i am also building my own boat .
that sounds interesting , are you a boat builder ?
i am ! not full time , but i build on weekends . island life .
i would love to live on an island , but i am still scared to move out .
it was scary , because there is no bridge you need a boat , but i love it .
i was held hostage last year . i moved in with my dad immediately after .
oh my goodness ! i am sorry to hear that but i am glad you are okay .
thank you , daddy is a retired cop . he is my bodyguard .
cannot beat that ! i am sure he is happy to keep you safe .


my favorite color is purple. i live near a park. i do not have a car. i listen to podcasts. i do not have any children.

hi ! how are you doing ?
i am doing well thank you ! just finished my walk through the park around my area . you ?
i just got home from school where we had a dance . my friends were awesome
that is great ! do you have a car ?
no , but i am into running
that is great of you . i walk while listening to podcasts . are you into them ?
no not really . i do like youtube though
that too is great . i love watching comedy . . .
i love a good comedy . is not there a comedy about someone being 6 feet tall ?
i am sure there is . comedians talk about anything .
my whole family is tall and being a girl that is 6 feet tall is rare
that is rare but awesome . do you have any children . i plan to someday
no and what about you ?
no kids yet . but yes , i would love to have some someday .


i like to use candles instead of lights. i love photography. i enjoy spending a lot of money on my hobbies. i do not like waking up early. i love the sound of the rain.

hi how are you doing
how are you today
i am good what hobbies do you have
i am doing great today and you i like to bake and decorate cakes
i am currently a writer but my dream is to be an actress
i want to open a homeless shelter
that is nice what got you involved with that
i have a big heart and i hate seeing people on the streets
that is so nice wat kinds of food do you like ?
i love sea food its my favorite
i like seafood too i am allergic to dairy so some foods are hard to eat
i love crabs and shrimp that my favorite
i like seafood but i hate the beach lol
oh i love the beach


i like snowboarding. i run more then 2 miles a day even though i hate it. i have been in 3 triathlons. my daughter just graduated college.

hi seattle is my hometown and you ?
chicago is mine . which is good in winter for snow boarding .
buddhist are my parents , wow you
chicago is mine . which is good in winter for snow boarding .
i am actually and really a vegan
i am buddhist also . fun fact .
public is where i work , like relationships
i run almost three miles a day and i hate it
why do you run that long ?
i try to do triathlons . keeps me healthy .
wow , that all i wanted to do when i retire
my kid just graduated college and that make me feel old
oh , it is normal but maintain a healthy lifestyle and you re be fine
my kid just graduated college and that make me feel old
oh , it is normal but maintain a healthy lifestyle and you re be fine
i try to remind myself of that often


i joined a new team last month. i am a soccer player. nike cleats are my favorite. my number is 42. i am a goalie.

hi . . how was your weekend ?
it was great . i had a game this saturday
what do you play usually
i am the goalie on a soccer team
interesting . . i used to play when i was in school
cool do you remember your number ? mine is 42
mine is 5 . . i liked it much
do you have any hobbies
cooking , driving . . going into nature
i like to cook too . . . lasagna is my fave
i like pasta much and i like fusion
are you married ? any kids ?
ya . . . married almost 6 years . . but no kids
awesome i am single , still looking for the one .
all the best for your search
i appreciate that , thank you


i am a fourteen year old living with my mom and grandparents. i am a girl who loves sports cars and video games. i like swimming. i only have three best friends. my favorite thing to do is research race cars in my free time.

do you own any pets ?
no i am into video games and sports cars
what types of video games ?
anything that involves race cars
adrenaline , nice . i am a dog trainer
i have three best friends and two of them have beagles
that is cool ! where do you live ?
i live in california with my mom and grandparents .
me too , maybe we can meet up over some bagels
who knows i love swimming but i am only fourteen years old
then maybe we can bake cookies ?
yes , i am a girl who bakes and researches cars all the time
i love baking , and for drinks ? i love coke , u ?
i like to share fanta orange with my best friends .
well , it was nice talking to ya
you should take your dogs swimming . nice talking to you


my favorite artist was prince. i am mixed with puerto rican and chinese. i speak english and spanish fluently. i like listening to blues music. i am from germany.

hi how are you tonight ? i am pretty down girlfriend dumped me
hi how are you i am sorry to hear that you will be okay .
i hope so . what do you do for work ? i teach art
i can not work any more sweetie disabled art is great .
sorry to hear that do you like books ? i love them
me too my favorite one is the bible .
that is a good one . what do you have planned this weekend ?
it is true i am originally from germany and you ?
i live in colorado how was germany ?
it was okay but i am in new jersey now like it better .
yea do not blame you . there is a lot to do there
my best artist was prince he will be missed and yours ?
i like rock the lead from linkin park recently took his own life
oh my i like to hear a lot of blues music too .
i never really listened to much of that
it is just what they call it blues not happy music .


i love dogs , especially labradors. i was born in san francisco. i have one sister. i am traveling to paris this year for my vacation. i work in the pharmaceutical industry.

my parents are hard to please , i live up to their standards
then you should walk your own path .
my biggest fear is they will reject me
do not fear rejection . keep you chin up and go to paris .
which makes me really unsure of myself and feelings
you need a dog in your life . they are awesome for these kind of moments .
i sometimes think of what it would be like to be a different gender
maybe i can make a drug that can help you realize your thought .
i do not really know who or what i am attracted too
then go on a journey of self discovery . i am doing that this year .
do you think i could live up to your standards
the only standard i have is to be yourself . its the best way to live life .
i do not like to go on journeys
why not ? journeys have no standards . they only have moments .


i am a professional gamer. i love to play league of legends. i occasionally go for walks down by the park. i am currently single but i am ready to mingle. i love dogs.

do you like sci fi ?
yes i do whats your favorite show
star trek . what about you ?
i love star wars
i have been working on the railroad is not only a song it actually describes me . l
aww do you like your job i play videogames for a living
that sounds alot more fun than what i do .
it is fun do you like video games ? my favorite is league of legends
not really a fan of video games personally .
oh ok i also like going to the park to walk
what is your favorite snack food ?
i like nachos whats yours
rod pretzels with a lot of salt .
those are good too . do you have any pets
well nice chatting with you .
nice talking to you too . bye


i used to work for monsanto. i read fantasy fiction novels. i enjoy shopping online. i am a mother. i enjoy swimming.

do you want one of my siblings ?
i would love one , i am a great mom
great pick one , there are four
fantastic , thank you . this is easier than shopping on amazon
i have a job now , but i am scared to get there
why are you scared to get there ?
there are a lot of left turns
ah ok . i quit my job last year so i have no turns
i hate it , it is fast food
i hear that . what do you like to do for fun ?
i like eating , not going to school , etc
do you like to read ?
sometimes , when i am not driving my car
i just read the whole lord of the rings series


my wife always puts a smile on my face. i love all of my beautiful children. i am a humble baker. i look forward to retiring.

hey ! what is going on ?
i love my wife she makes me smile all the time
that is so incredible . i love to hear that
i love baking , not an expert but popular among my friends
very nice . i do not do too much for fun . i like to shop on the internet
you have a wife ? my children makes me smile all the time too .
i am a single female actually . but i am fabulous !
what do you buy online ? i wish i can shop all day online .
cute clothes and makeup . i like to look good
when i retire , that is what i will do , shop online all day .
you should . are you good looking ?
what is your favorite band of clothes ?
i love gucci and juicy couture . have to have the best
i am very good looking ! but i am not looking !
haha i get you . i consider myself very beautiful
my wife loves gucci ! you have good taste !


i am 25 years old. my boyfriend is unemployed. we live in an apartment. i take her to the park.

howdy friend . how are you ?
i am tired ! long day of work . how are you ?
tired as well from all the farmwork . even my beard hurts .
do you have to walk up 6 flights of stairs ? i do to my apartment
oh wow , i drive my truck right into my house . jealous ?
i do ! less walking . just wish my boyfriend will find a job .
he can work on my farm , plenty of work there . is he strong
kinda . we go to park a lot to exercise . mix things up .
sounds fun . my wife is too big to exercise . not good
how old are you ? i am 25 and we like to keep in shape .
i am 41 . i am fit from the farm . i keep busy
nice to hear . how big is your farm ? not much space in our apartment .
my farm is huge . many animals and a wife .
that is great . just a boyfriend here


i graduated high school in 1986. i hope to become a music teacher after retirement. i play piano. i am doing financial business now. i have a ten year old son.

i am lucky i get off work by five everyday , cooking is boring .
i am lucky since i got to play the piano all day . do you have kids ?
not yet . i am hoping to open a bakery someday though .
maybe i could help since i do financial business ? !
that would be great ! tired of working in the family business .
speaking of family , i have a son , he is 10 .
just one ? does he like math and money too ?
yes . when did you graduate ? i did in 1986 .
i never graduated from college , always worked at our family restaurant .
what do you want to do when you retire ? a music teacher for me .
just as soon as i open my bakery , that is where i will stay until i die .
anything else you want to tell me about yourself ?
it is getting late , i need to be to work by none tomorrow , getting sleepy .
okay , nice chatting with you !
you too . make some decent investments for your clients tomorrow .
thank you . i hope you get to open your bakery soon !


i speak fluent german. my mom and dad are both red headed. i wish i was a tiger. i tell bad jokes on purpose. i am six feet tall.

hello , how are you this evening ?
good . how are you doing ?
good , just finished reading message in a bottle again . what are you doing ?
working on bad jokes . i tell them often .
really ? i would love to hear one !
soon as i am finished . btw i an 6 ft . tall .
that is nice . but i already have a husband . xd
did i mention that my folks have red hair ?
cool , where are you from ?
germany . i speak the language fluently .
wow , my mother taught high school german . i do not speak a lick . lol
that is ok . i do not get to speak it often .
be careful . you might lose it .
i know . i have to find ways to speak it more .
yeah , maybe you can become a translator or something . what do you do ?
i work in it . human resources .


i am a professional skittles player. i am known as the iron skittler in the skittles universe. in my free time , i watch anime and baseball. my favorite mob player is barolo colon.

hey , how are you doing ?
i am great , what do you do for a living ?
i cook , actually . gourmet ! what about you ?
my jobs is kind of odd . i work with skittles
that sounds fun to me . what do you do in your free time ?
i like anime cartoons and sports . mainly baseball
cool . any special talents ?
nothing besides being the skittle king , what about you ?
haha , that is impressive enough ! hm . . . my pitch is perfect
wow , that is something i would like to see
well , i would be happy to show you .
cool , sounds like fun to me


i am obsessed with my dog. i love trips to the beach. i m in my last year of grad school. i m the world s best aunt.

hi there , how are you doing ?
good and i hope you are as well .
i am thank you , i was getting ready to do some shopping .
shopping is always fun ! i love going to the beach .
no beaches here , so i hit the pool every thursday for 3 hours
i just like the energy of being at the beach . not the water lol
lol do you like to do yoga , it is very relaxing i think
love it . that is when i meditate .
do you have any kids , i do not have any .
i have two and it feels like ten sometimes ha .
lol . i have a lot of nieces and nephews i get it
i like to pretend that i am the favorite aunt with mine lol
i know i am since i am the only aunt they have .
no competition then . pets ? i have a dog .


i enjoy playing video games. i have a crummy job at scrubway. i enjoy listening to country music. i am in college. i live life to its fullest.

how is your weekend so far ?
it has been good . living life and yours ?
i have the day off so that is good
what do you do for work ?
i clean up after people . not great but it pays the bills
yeah we do what we have to sometimes .
but it is the weekend . so i have a good whiskey waiting for me after dinner
yeah i do not drink . odd one at my school .
what kind of school do you attend ?
in college . got a awful job myself .
what kind of job is it
work at a scrub way .
i lost a contact this morning
that is no good . have glasses ?
yeah but they are a bother , do you wear glasses ?
reading glasses sometimes . can get headaches .


i live on a pig farm. i wish that i lived in the city. i have allergies. i dislike animals. i am a vegetarian.

hello how are u doing tonight
doing well , thank you . living on a farm now .
i work in a veterinarians office would love to be on a farm
come here and take my place ! this is a pig farm !
i would have room for my dogs to run
yes you would . i so do not care for animals !
i have 2 dogs and three cats i am a animal lover
that is cool . i only eat vegetables . a kind of animal lover perhaps .
i have to leave my dogs at home when i go visit my parents though
that is sad . i would watch them for you , but allergies make it hard .
my mom is allergic to dogs and that makes me sad i love my dogs
dogs and pigs get along . you should bring them to this pig farm .
i do not think i could handle the smell of a pig farm
yeah , maybe you are spoiled city slicker . pigs are smarter than dogs you know ?


i opened up a restaurant three years later. my mother is from russia. i have a dog. she taught me to cook.

i do not regret my g . e . d .
hi , i have a restaurant what type of food do you like ?
i love bbq but do not know how to order it in french
do you like dogs ? i have one .
i have 2 one named tyron the other dalek
i am russian and my mother too , she taught me russian food
i been reading since 3 years old
that is a funny name for a dog , where did you get that idea ?
i read minimum 3 books a week and t came from game of thrones
no wonder you have a great imagination
and d is from dr who
oh wow , what would be a good name for a dog from russia ?
shar for maria sharipova she pretty too
you can give me some ideas ?
she is a great tennis player and my dogs love tennis balls
wow , that is a great idea ! you want to work in my restaurant ?


i hate mexican food. my wife doesn t like me anymore. i like to eat cheetos. i have went to mexico 4 times this year.

hello . how are you today ?
hello . i am a little sad today . and you ?
i am sorry to hear that . i am kind of aggro today .
why ? my wife is wanting a divorce
i like things to go smoothly in my life . my workflow feels wrong today . uninspired .
i am sorry . she is leaving me because i vacationed 4 times in mexico this year .
yeah . that will do it . why did not you take her with you ?
she only wants to eat mexican food when we go . i hate it .
huh . she wants to eat mexican food in mexico . i am shocked , fool .
please do not call me names .
chill out . not a big deal . you like fishing ?
sorry i am just emotional about my wife . yes . i love fishing .
is your wife hot ? just wondering .
she eats a lot of mexican food . use your imagination .


i like video games. my mother worked for apple. i have never been employed. my favorite genre of music is rock. i am diabetic.

what is up ? you a freak ?
no i am not a freak , are you ? do you work ?
i work in it at an office . you ?
i do not work at all , but i know a lot about video games !
nice ! what games do you play ?
i am addicted to play station games like fifa and gta .
i need to get a console . i keep blowing money on tattoos though .
well tattoos can look very hot on people if they are done well .
all of mine are on my feet . i also believe vampires are real apparently .
oh i do not know much about vampires . tell me about this phenomenon .
ah . yes . they fear silver . a quick way to exterminate them is with a wooden stake .
i heard about the stake , but is that to be done through the heart ?
yes . they can also be decapitated .
diabetics can die if that stuff goes wrong .
i did not know that . but i should know .
oh tell me about being a vampire and holding a job .


i own a hearse. i work in a craft store. i like alternative rock. halloween is my favorite holiday. i love to crochet.

hi , how are you ! tell me something about you .
i am cleaning my hearse to set up for my favorite holiday , halloween !
oh cool ! what are you going as this year ?
i am not sure . maybe someone from a rock band . i adore alternative rock .
that is cool , i like football and going camping myself . what do you do for a living ?
my job is at a craft store and i enjoy crocheting . what about you ?
i used to be in the military , now i am retired .
that is cool . thank you for your service .
of course , i also drive a truck part time for a living
how do you like that ?
its good , i get to travel to other states sometimes which i enjoy .
that must be fun . i would like to travel .
it is fun where would you travel to if you could ?
every state in the united states


i am a technician. i love history. my father was a dry wall finisher. my mother was an rn.

hi there how are you
hello , i am doing great . how are you ?
i am doin really good wyd
just about to put my daughter down for a nap , you ?
doing a lil multi tasking ?
that is the life of a mom lol !
being a mom is undervalued in my opinion
it can be . my mom worked as an rn and took care of my siblings and i .
always say everyone does not deserves to have kids but you sound as if you do
www , well thank you very much !
i am a very old soul
what do you mean by that ?


i have 5 brothers and sisters. i live in north dakota. i work as a waitress. i like to draw.

good morning how is everything ?
things are great here in north dakota . where are you ?
me and my 3 children are in california
how old are your children ? i have none but a lot of brothers and sisters .
they are 5 years old and by o twins
wow , that sounds like a lot of work ? are you a stay at home mom dad ?
i work out of town 30 miles away . i commute 300 miles a week
what do you do ? i am a waitress at the moment .
that is a fun job you get to meet different people
as long as they tip well then it is fun .
yes that helps pay the bills and for pleasure activities
i like draw in my spare time . do you have any hobbies ?
yes i like outdoor activities hiking and running
after being on my feet all day i am not into hiking or running but good for you .
well deserts are fun too like cheese cake
we serve 5 kinds of cheesecake at the restaurant where i work


i live in chicago. i am married with 2 kids. i do yoga three times a week. i volunteer at the red cross on the weekends.

how are you doing today ?
just finished my morning yoga session , i feel all stretched up for the day , you ?
i love yoga . i was just finishing a vegetable shake .
how healthy , i have to add fruit , otherwise it tastes to earthy . haha
i love the taste of the earth .
well through a strawberry and some pineapple in mine , i am not brave enough haha
it takes some time to become used to it .
well , i will try it , chicago has a bunch of earthy eateries around .
i have heard that to be true .
yeah i will take my family my hubby may like it , not sure about our kids though .
i have always wanted kids . that is great that you can share it with younger folks .
yes , i will just say its a trend or something , they will find it on youtube i am sure ! haha !
they usually do . ll . kids .
i volunteer for the red cross so i get plenty of other kids with big ideas !
that sounds so lovely . i will bet that is fun .
it is , i am going down to florida next week to help out .


my favorite animal is the panda. my right foot only has 3 toes. i eat 6 eggs every morning for breakfast. i am a zookeeper.

hi . i love catching sunfish and am a simple guy
hi how are you today
fish are pretty but unfortunately i cant eat them
why can you not eat them
that is a good question . but i do like beer and creeks .
do you drink them at the creeks
yes . and fish there . but i do not know why
are you made of fish then
haha . no . i do not think so . but i think they are pretty
yeah they have great scales
yes ! my chihuahua is stubborn
have to discipline those dogs
they are little boogers ! stinkin dogs
i work at the zoo though


i am in college now and want to be a teacher. my brother is in a metal band and travels the world. i will be graduating in september and hope to get a teaching job soon. my family migrated to america when i was five.

my favorite music is rap , currently single , working as a paramedic and you ?
hi how are you today ?
i keep my mom busy , do you know how ?
how do you do that eh
i am fine , by talking to her every day over the phone
yeah i bet she tells you to just text
just a little love and you can do that
true did you go to college ?
what do you do for a living ? did you remember what i do ?
i study to be a teacher
yes , i graduated from college years ago and you ?
i will soon , i study to be teacher
great career , you must be very smart .
or a fool of a took
do you listen to rap music ?
sometimes but mostly metal music


i have a terrible singing voice. under a pen name , i write romance books. i am a short order cook at a local diner. i used to follow the grateful dead when they toured. this past summer i hiked the appalachian trail.

hello , how are you tonight !
hello , i am a bad singer
lol , ok , well i am a big fan of comedy , how about you ?
comedy is cool , i a a cook tho
i like cooking , just no seafood , allergic
that is awesome , sometimes i sing .
nice , i used to be in a choir , but that was a long time ago
really now ? the grateful dead , i used to follow them
hmm , my dad really likes them , went to a concert for them recently
yeah that is cool , what is your favorite color ?
red , i got the red iphone 7 when it came out recently
i keep pet rats i found at taco bell
that is so funny ! i was just there yesterday
i have a bad voice
hmm , were you a smoker ?
only a midnight toker haha


i love my parrot , todd. i am a disappointment to my family. i have never been to the beach. i love to climb. i am the oldest of 5 children.

hey how are you ? my 3 daughters are driving me crazy
i am alright . 3 daughters huh ? i had 4 sisters .
yea they say i am the best mother . but i think its my cooking and baking
i could never do those things much to my families disappointment . long line of chefs .
oh really . my mother taught me . she is from saudi arabia
do they have beaches there ? i have never been to one .
some place do . but me being a women they are pretty conservative . no bikinis
do they have any great places to rock climb there ? that is my favorite thing to do .
i am not sure . i have not been there in years . i am sure they do
what do you like to do for fun ?
baking and cooking actually . its my fav
i like going for drives with my parrot . his name is todd


one day i would really like to skydive. my twin brother and i share an apartment. when i m not touring with the band , i like to garden. i m a drummer in an indie band.

hi there i am mary from colorado
i am michael , play the drums for indie band and my brother looks like me .
are you twins ? i love to hike in the summer and ski in the winter
yes we are . one day i will skydive , but not today .
that sounds like fun , but i think i will stick to skiing .
that is cool . i grow cucumbers when i am not on tour . love gardening .
lol that is random , but cucumbers are tasty . i like them in our cold winter
i cannot grow cucumbers in cold weather unless it is inside .
i have not heard of your band . what do you play ?
we play everything , we sometimes take requests from the patrons
do you play an instrument ? are you the vocalist ?
i am the drummer . we mostly play rock
i love the band one direction . i think harry is pretty cool .
yeah they are good too .


my sister is my best friend. i want to move to las vegas. i want to go back to school. i like to watch shows on netflix.

what color is your hair ? mine is brown .
i do not have hair . i want to go to vegas .
how are you ? just to let you know i am single .
are you male or female ? i can not wait to go back to school .
do you use a wig ? winter and fall is my favorite season
i saw a wig on netflix . fall is not that good .
male , college ? you do sleeping in ? i do
my sister loves me , and i love her . we are best friends .
why not ? does it get you down ?
it is just that in vegas fall causes weird people to come out . you saw right ?
i am happy for you . love is so hard to come by .
what happened in vegas was not love !
nope , i did not saw it . please tell me .
you can watch on netflix in a few years when they talk about it .
oh , i think i like what you are talking about .
you make me want to go back to college . i totally get it now .


i have two border collies. i speak french and english fluently. i am an artist. i enjoy hiking. i am planning to move to a new state soon.

hi , want to get know each other
sounds great . i live in texas but i am moving to washington soon .
dc or the state ? why are you moving ?
the state . i love the atmosphere . perfect for hiking . i love to hike .
well that is nice for you . i prefer the city
what is it about the city you love ? washington has beautiful cities , too . beautiful mountain views .
i just have a lot of friends and family i like to be close to
understandable . i have family in washington , too . my 2 border collies are my kids right now .
what do you do ? i am in publishing
an artist ! i love to sculpt and sell my pieces .
that is awesome . do you sell them online ?
i do . i have my own website and i sell a lot locally , too .
how lucky that you have been successful
have you been successful with your publishing business ?
i do okay . i am on the low end of the ladder for now
i speak both french and english . will be helpful with selling being so close to canada


my brother is in the army. running is my way to relax. i am a veterinarian. i have two nephews.

hi there , how are you doing ?
jeremy is back from istanbul
awesome . what do you do for a living ?
i know , my nephews will be so happy to have their daddy back .
awesome . i do not see my family much . i moved pretty far away .
independence . i performed surgery today on a cow . when will you tell them ?
oh , they know . wow . i do not hear that every day .
there is more large animal specialists out here . you are happy you moved .
ok , cool . yeah , i like living in cali but miss home .
you can run more here . there is better opportunity . what did they say ?
yea , that is true . my computer repair business has many more customers .
good . who is the best ?
i just work with individuals . i enjoy working with the elderly most .
see . you are better know that you moved . they said nothing .


i grew up in syracuse , ny with my parents and brother. that way , after graduating , i can teach english there for a year or two. i am a huge buffalo bills fan , and our family has season tickets. i am currently studying at union college and want to be an english teacher. i d also like to study abroad in spain.

hi there how is it going ?
great , what are you up to ?
watching greys anatomy on hulu and you ?
i am studying for an exam
o ok what do you do for a living ?
i am in college , i want to teach english lit
o really i am a waiter and english was never my strongest in school
never too late to learn . do you have any hobbies
i like biking and if eating pizza counts then that too lol its my favorite
cool we have season tickets to any baseball game
that is awesome my dad was a cop and he would get tickets for free to baseball also
growing up in syracuse all we know is baseball . buffalo bills is our fave
i am usually single and do not have many friends so do not go to sports events
so you just watch on tv huh ?
yea before i go to sleep and you ?
i am always out and about


i am a vet tech. i am a christian. my favorite movie genre is horror. i love to read.

how are you doing today ?
i am well just hanging out you
well , i am with my friend cayden . he is my best friend !
my bffs sons name is cayden ! that is funny i guess .
also , i am a little sad
aw i am sorry to hear that i hope you feel better
i did not get accepted into the gifted program at my school !
well when i am faced with troubles , i pray . works for me
do you ? maybe i will try that !
never a bad idea . do you read often ?
sometimes i do read , yes i do
cool . do you have a job ?
well , i am only 7 , so i do not !
oh seven whole years old ? you are almost a man now !
almost , but i wish time would go faster !
yeah i wish i could help ! i am talking to many people at once !


my mother lives with me. i like to plant flowers in my gardens. i like to take my dog for long walks. i enjoy cooking for people.

dancing with my friends is my thing . do you dance socially too ?
i just got back from walking my dogs , we do long walks .
going to school is something i like . how about you ?
no i do not dance but i cook , do you cook ?
yes . i cook various items . what do you cook ?
i already finished school , my mom live with me now .
i adore being run . what about you ?
mostly asian food and some mexican , and you ?
i love american , mexican , asian and italian food .
my hobby is gardening , i love flowers , do you like it ?
i have an admiration for gardening and flowers too . my family is all tall .
i enjoy walking instead of running .
what else do you like to do ?
how tall ? like giant ? or like 6 feet ?


i am in high school. i love disney movies. ariel is my favorite princess. i love to dance. i am on a competitive dance team.

hey there how are you today ?
good , just finished watching the little mermaid . i watch it every year !
i just got back from the soccer field had an intense game
that sounds awesome . did you win ?
we did we are so close to the state championship
congratulations . my dance team is also close to going to states .
that is good are you in college or high school
high school . i just started my senior year .
trust me you will absolutely love college
i just hope my dorm mate loves disney as much as i do
do not get me started on the under rated skill of disney karaoke
a lot of places around here need you to be 21 to do karaoke . unfair .
that is very unfair but some colleges have nights like that for students
that would be so fun !
even as a freshman i have seen so many fun opportunities
where do you go to school ?


i got a job as an accountant 3 months ago. i am a vegan. i enjoy hiking. my favorite artist is bob ross. my mother has her own fashion brand.

hello , where are you from ? i live in the great state of georgia
pennsylvania . it is a great place to live since i love to hike .
are you married or have kids ?
no . i just graduated and started a job as an accountant 3 months ago .
i really want to get married and have a couple of kids
i do too , someday . i am too busy with the new career right now .
i enjoy playing a few tunes on my violin , especially when i eat chocolate
i only eat dairy free chocolate as a vegan . violin sounds fun .
i understand that very well , careers can be challenging
what do you do for a living ?
i work in a funeral home as a make up artist
my mother works in fashion so i know a lot about make up work .
so maybe one day we could get married and have a couple kids together
not until my career is firmly under control . how old are you ?


i enjoy jazz music from when i was a girl. i play bingo every wednesday with my husband. i have 3 dogs and a parrot. my left knee is filled with metal. my family means the world to me.

hey , how are you today
doing great . enjoying my dogs company this afternoon . you have any ?
yes i have one dog . i have mostly been working on curing the common code
oh . are you a doctor ? my left knee is full of metal parts
that sucks . i would like to be a doctor someday
do you enjoy listening to music ? i love jazz , from when i was a little girl
i like any song that is fun to sing in the shower lol
my parrot sings too . i sing to my family , they mean the world to me
me and my brother were both red headed . we are a lot a like
my husband is a red head ! every wednesday .
haha . he calls me bubble gum
we play bingo , every wednesday . bubble gum ? haha , that is pink
he is always telling me that i have a pink tint to my hair
so strawberry , not fire .
i think its fire . he calls it strawberry
my golden retriever has some coppery colored hair . i have 3 of them


i give everybody that comes in front me a fair chance. my next job will be in the federal court. i m a judge in the circuit court. i used to be a lawyer. my name is albert.

hi how is it going ?
hey i am albert everything is good !
that is good what do you do for a living ?
i currently work for the circuit court as a judge
o ok i own a small consulting firm mostly sports info
that sounds exciting ! i used be a lawyer
o really alot of my clients win more money then you and me both with there gambling
that is insane ! hopefully i can earn more money working in the federal court
wow yea that is big . wish you luc with that
thank you ! its a big dream of mine !
what do you do on your spate time ?
i like to just relax at home
yes i love relaxing at home sucks that i am always running errands
yes ! also i like to meet new people
i feel like meeting new people but the i think do i really have the time ?
why do you think you will not have the time ?


i work as a physical therapist , and my wife is a school nurse. we also have three dogs and two cats. my wife and i have 2 children. my name is john and i live in dallas , tx.

hi , i was born on christmas and people call me nick .
whats up st nick ! haha get it ? sorry dad joke . john here
hey john . you like concerts ? my friends and i have band .
nah do not have time for much , my job wife and kids keep me busy ! that is cool though
family man john . how long married and how many kids ?
married 12 years , 2 kids . they are cute , but zap all my energy .
ll ! what do you have two boys or one of each ? they like scooters ?
girl and boy . not to mention , 5 pets ! scooters ? like the kick push kind ?
wow ! the five pets have to be a handful and yes the push scooter kind .
and , my pt practice ! old john is tired , st . nick . that is cool !
thanks . i will be in north virginia soon . you in that area ?
no i am a texan . not too familiar with north virginia
you catch any of hurricane harvey ? i hope not .
no we were pretty lucky . my saint wife went to volunteer in houston , she is a nurse


starbucks is my favorite hang out spot. i have a cat. subway is my favorite fast food restaurant. i collect little figurines. i spend my weekends browsing antique stores.

my hobbies are eating cheetos while i am skiing
hi my weekends i browse antique stores for shopping .
i have made 4 trips to mexico in the past year , but i do not like the food
i find collecting little figurines awesome .
that sounds interesting , i do not think my wife likes me very much
oh i have animal do you have cats i like cats .
collecting can get expensive , do you have alot of figurines
yes sometimes the subway is the best place to eat .
yes i have a mexican cat , he loves tacos
me too tacos are great . i love to eat .
what kind of food does the subway have to offer
all kinds of different sandwiches and the meats are tasty .
what is your favorite food to eat
pizza it is the bomb i like to snack on pizza .
it is a challenge to ski and eat cheetos at the sametime
i never tried that sounds like a lot of fun .


i tend to work myself up. i just want my voice to be heard. my back hurts chronically. i am passionate about a lot of things.

hello , i just finished an awesome drawing ! ! how are you ?
i am doing great and that is cool . you ?
excellent ! ! i used this new drawing pad . i can save my drawings on my comp .
that is so cool , is that your job ?
no , just a hobby . do you have any hobbies ? my kids love my drawings though .
i am passionate about a lot of things . i want to be heard .
tell me all about it . i enjoy listening to others .
i get chronic back pains . nowch ! !
sorry to hear that . have you tried putting ice on it ?
i try lots of things , even acupuncture
sounds painful . sometimes my back hurts too from carrying my baby .
hopefully that baby pays you back when you get old


my favorite past time is cooking. i have a lot of trophies from my childhood. i love to sing. i ca sim very fast.

hi there ! tell me about yourself . any pets ?
no , i do not have any pets . i do not have time for one .
yeah , they can be a lot . i have two collies elliot and pete .
that must by fun . do you like cooking ?
i do , but i am not good at it . are you ?
yep . i am very good at it .
that is cool . is that what you do for a living or is it a hobby ?
as a hobby . my father taught me how when i was a kid .
that is useful . i never really learned . i was too obsessed with animals .
its not difficult . you can just start by following recipes .
that is kinda what i do . google is my guide lol .
then you just have to start adjusting for your personal taste .
yeah . i am better than burning water . i just have to expand my recipe book .
its really easy once you get the hang of it .
i guess it just requires effort that i have not put in . maybe i will now .
i always found that emotion is more important than intellect when cooking .


my favorite food is steak. i listen to rap. i drive a black car. i like meat.

have you ever larp before ? it is amazing in a forrest
no i am not sure what that is
it is like an rpg but in real life
sill not sure of that acronym . i am an old fashioned meat and potato gal .
well i am a general in my group ! so respect me as such
i will ! might even give you a ride in my black car
that sounds nice . i love my larp group since my dad left .
is it a support group ?
no , think dungeons and dragons in real life
oh i have a lot of friends that are into that . i entertain myself with hip hop
do you make your own beats ?
no but i do write my own hooks
oooo , better get on soundcloud soon
well i am in law school now . that was my past life
nice i plan on attending soon , just finished at uc irvine
good luck . uc irvine also has a great law school .


i got married last year. i live on a boat. my hair is colored purple. i have my own salon.

so today when i was volunteering one of the patients slipped and fell .
that is terrible ! what do you do , and where do you work ?
i work at a nursing home . it is rewarding but heartbreaking too .
that does not happen often at my salon , unless startled by my purple hair !
ooh , purple hair ? i have always wanted to do mine bright red .
my husband likes purple , so i surprised him for our wedding last year !
that is such a neat surprise !
i live on a yacht off catalina island . where do you live ?
get out of here , so do i !
no way ! it is a small world . what do you do in your spare time ?
i was just kidding . i live in the suburbs of chicago .
the windy city ! i love chicago ! do you have family there ?
my dad . he retired a few years back from law enforcement .
tough job , but i appreciate it ! well , it was nice chatting with you !
you too , have a great day !
thank you ! enjoy the rest of your day too !


i am a paper salesman. i live on a beet farm. my favorite animal is a bear. i think beets are the best vegetable.

hello . how are you doing tonight ?
black or brown bear , which is best ?
i guess it all depends on what you need the bear for
false . there are two schools of thought .
what is the difference please educate me . i am a student
what will be your career choice ? , beet farms and selling paper
i am currently a nursing student . do you like your career ?
yes but bears are my animal , they are my favorite .
do you live close to a wilderness area ?
a bett farm , that is where i live
i see are their a lot of bears there ?
out of vegetables beets are the best


i have a beautiful rose garden. i love starbucks coffee. my parents met at woodstock. i was a swimmer in college.

want to get to know each other ?
yes . i will drink my usual starbucks coffee .
okay . i like coffee too . do you like travel ?
yes ! i like gardening in my beautiful rose garden .
that sounds pretty . my dogs would dig them up
i do not have pets . my parents met at woodstock .
that is cool . i was kind of a wild child . i would have liked woodstock
i am more reserved . i was on the swim team in college .
are you a very good swimmer ? i am not athletic
i have many trophies from swimming . i do not really swim anymore .
i would really like to travel and see ireland , have you traveled ?
nothing major yet . we went o n a cruise last year and my this summer
i might try to go to puerto rico soon
i would love to visit puerto rico !
maybe we could travel together
that sounds real nice ! i would love too


i earn passive income that no one knows about. my dreams are often bizarre. i go surfing any chance i get. i could never be locked down to one partner. my favorite band is the muggers.

hi , my name is mary how are you today ?
i am good . do you have dreams ? mine are bizarre sometimes .
i have not had any recently . but i do like hiking !
great i love to surf and go whenever i can .
me too ! i have visited 12 national parks in the us
do you work ? i make money that i have not told anyone about .
no , i do not currently have a job
are you married ? i am single bc i could never just love one person .
interesting ! i am not married but i like to mountain bike !
what about music ? i love the muggers .
i love the red hot chilli peppers
do you have any interesting hobbies ?
anything in the outdoors is fun !
great well , gotta run , take care


i like to eat food. i dream of winning the lottery. i drive a fast car. i listen to rock music.

hello there how are you doing on this fine hour ?
hi ! i am good , how are you
i am good . i am excited about the weekend .
very cool . anything fun going on ?
i am going to play with the dog . i love animals .
cool , hope it was not the dog i hit last week , car was going superfast
oh no ! you should be more careful .
i know i felt terrible . maybe when i win the lottery i will head back there
i hope so . what do you do ? i dream of being a veterinarian .
burger king , nothing spectacular , but i really like food . so it helps
oh not vegetarian , but veterinarian . someone that take care of animals
i like to take care of them too . but after they have finished mooing
haha . do you have plans for the weekend ?
not this weekend . next week is the slayer show though . really like heavy music


i like field hockey and soccer. i love animals , especially dogs. i am a 15 year old girl. i get good grades in school.

hey . how are you . not that i care really ;
i am ok . that was rude . how old are you ?
i am a old man . a warlord
i am 15 . do you work ? i am in school .
if you want to call feasting and pillaging a job . yes . i do work
you sound like a pirate . i study history a lot . probably why i get such good grades .
more like a viking . my beard is very large .
i see . do you like sports ?
i like sports betting . i place many wagers
my favorites are field hockey and soccer . do you have any pets ?
i have dog . he is a beast . like me . you ?
i love dogs ! i love all animals , but dogs are my favorite .
nice . so you have a lot of pets ?
no . as a young girl , my parents do not think i am responsible enough yet .
so what do you want to do when you get older ?
i have not thought about it yet . i want to go to college for sure .


i drive a nice car. i work all the time. i take pride in my job managing the restaurant. my brothers work with me.

hello how are u tonight dude ?
cool here , i am usually always working with my bros .
awesome profits bro i grow my own herb son you ?
i love my job as a manager at a restaurant . where are you from ?
i am from texarkana , texas you ?
i am from austin tx ; i work a lot , but i get nice things car , home , etc .
you ever sew your own threads braw ?
no , i buy everything i need .
i have really long curls you
my hair is long and straight , down to my knees .
whoa that is really long ! my aint that long
takes a really long time to wash it , so i only do it once a month .
what about raw onions do you like that
i love those , and i use them as a dry wash in between my wet hair washes .
you use onions as a what lol
yeah , man . . . . everyone has their own way of doing things , ya know ?


i work as a freight truck driver. i have two full sleeves of tattoos. my hair is short and pink. i am a 43 year old woman. i love to travel.

hello , i hope your doing well . tell me something about yourself .
hi , i just finished working driving the truck for delivery
i just got out of school . where do you deliver ?
my arms are full of tattoos , i think it is an art
my parents are very strict will not allow tattoos
i deliver to our customers . we are vendors of food supplies
i live in new england . where are you from ?
i think i am as old as your parents , 43 .
my dad is 43 , i am almost 18 .
i am from california , i dyed my short hair pink .
i am so looking forward to college . my catholic school will not allow things like pink hair !
i haven t been to england , i want traveling though
i have never been to california , but it has to be better then here .
what major are you thinking of pursuing ?
i have not really made up my mind , but i am thinking of something in the arts .
that s awesome , you will do great !


i love basketball. have both daughters and sons. i like to hunt. i am not married. i like to sing.

hi how are you doing
good . how about you ?
i am good do you like tv
i enjoy anything to do with basketball , so i would watch that !
i like comedies after along day of work
what kind of work do you do ?
i am a partner in my law firm
oh , the big time !
what do you do for a living
i could see myself as a professional singer or hunter ! ll
those are two very diverse things lol
i know . do you have kids ? i do .


i drive a mercedes. i am getting married in six months. i am a babysitter. i have a sweet tooth.

hey i have a great construction job , are you looking for work ?
no thanks , i make pretty good money when i babysit
oh you babysit ? what do you do for fun ? any reading ?
i have not really had time for fun lately , my wedding is coming up soon .
how romantic . i read a lot of romance books . what are the wedding plans ?
we are traditional , so just at the church . but , i am excited for my cake .
in the miliary when i wed , so justice of the peace . what flavor cake ?
i am thinking chocolate , i love sweets . my car is even candy painted .
my face looks like it has skittles all over it , lots of freckles . like your car .
haha . yeah i get freckles when i open the top of my mercedes and drive .
i got mine when i did some construction work last year .
i bet . luckily , i stay inside most of the time while babysitting .
you need some sun for vitamin d , so do the kids you babysit
well we do go for ice cream at the park on some days .
that sounds good . i just bought an ice cream machine .
really ? do you like it . that sounds like something i should invest in .


i would love to visit the pyramids. i teach middle school art. i want to write a book before i die. i still like unicorns even though i m an adult. i am excellent at playing pool.

hi i am nate and i wear a lot black
hi ! you should try more colors like rainbows on unicorns .
yeah well i am in a rock music everything is black even my car .
i like color ! that is why i teach art
well that is awesome guns and roses has aspired me . and they are my fave band .
i like them too . i thought of writing a book about then
yeah how come you chose them to write about
because i like their name . roses are colorful
they are pink red , white , colors are pretty
yes they are . do you like to travel ?
with my band , we travel a lot
i want to go to egypt . ever been ?
not yet but we ought to , its still in progress to make that happen .
you could perform there when i visit
where are you from exactly ?
i live in texas . you ?


i enjoy hiking on glaciers. lutefisk is the best dish in the whole world. i always seem to be losing things , most recently , my mind. i recently moved to sweden.

hi , how are you today ? i am enjoying a nice glass of wine
great i just finished eating lutefisk a dish that is best everywhere
i went hiking today so it feels good to be relaxing now .
wow , i enjoy hiking too mostly on glaciers though .
i do not think i have ever eaten that before , is it vegan ?
lol , i am not sure , but it sure is good . the best in the whole world .
i only eat vegan so maybe that is why i have never hear of it before ?
that might be . where are you from ? recently , well last month , i moved to sweden .
i love wine do you ? i am also listening to some bob ross .
i cannot drink , i seem to always be losing things probably worse if i drink .
wow sweden , my mom had a fashion show there once before
i lose my keys , my phone , more recently , my mind lol
she is a designer and i am her accountant a family business .
wow , is your mom famous ?
lol sometimes i lose my mind as well no worries
thank you . that is nice of you to say .
i think she is but that is because i love her
that is a nice thing to say , i enjoyed chatting , take care


i have a missing pinky toe. i do not like green eggs and ham. i love cooking. i enjoy swimming. i have 4 dogs.

did you see the celtics dominate last friday ?
i did not . not into sports . i do enjoy cooking and swimming though .
they beat the hornets yesterday too ! anyhow , do you cook for a living ?
i do . my restaurant is green eggs and ham , although i hate both .
no kidding , great name . i work for a family owned restaurant . that is a coincidence .
it is ! i just had a kitchen accident and lost my pinky toe . . . very painful .
ouch . hope it did not end up in some chocolate cake .
it has been hard for me to walk my dogs , i have 4 .
i could help you out . i walk my sisters dogs and am always in parks .
that would be great ! they are all very calm and great on a leash .
i must have taken a million long walks , i love it . it will be no problem .
do you have any of your own ?
nope , i am the runt in the family and my six sisters have many dogs .
i love to take mine swimming with me .
do they swim in the ocean or lakes ?
actually we swim in my swimming pool !


favorite band is the beetles. i like vintage furniture. i play the bass. i have a large cd collection. i collect stamps.

hi there , how is your evening going ?
doing ok . just going thru my cd collection .
you still own a cd collection ?
yeah , a large one . i record myself playing the bass .
oh wow . that is cool . i wish i had time to learn an instrument like that
its not hard . i love the beatles so i learned listening to them .
wow . i listen to the beatles in my ford mustang on my way to work
in my spare time i collect vintage furniture and stamps .
i wish i could collect ford mustangs . even though i work 3 jobs , i am still broke
i just have a ford focus .
i would walk way more than 2 miles a day if i had a ford focus
this new one is more computer than car .
i want to see , but i have worked 3 jobs at the same time for over 5 years ! ! ! ! ! !
are they not paying you enuf ?
clearly not . maybe i just go to the movies way too much
ah . i would ask for a raise .


favorite color is green. i got a new job. i like cars. i like to travel. i like cats.

can i have some money ? i owe a lot of debt
i can get you out at my new job
cool that would be nice but i am failing my classes at school
sell cars i like them and i love to buy them
i fantasized selling cars in paris , where the money is
cool i love to travel to paris a lot
i would walk the streets and listen to electronic music
i like to take my beautiful cats to paris
i would like to have nature walks in paris
i love to walk in the green grass i love green
you are a cool dude
you are a cool dud as well
and listen out for me i am going to be on tv
let me know when so i can see
i am going to be on another star playing music
i will look at it at ny new job


i have two children. my husband is a pastor. i sell clothing on facebook. i do not like to clean house. my hair is curly and dark.

how are you ? i am tired , i had a gig last night at my local theater .
good . getting my 2 kids to bed . i have a messy house to clean . hate it .
so early ? i am a stand up comedian . . long night for me .
i put them down early . my husband cannot be trusted around them . he is a pastor .
are you in small town ? i am from a small town .
i live in a compound . everyone here has curly dark hair .
i played a girl with dark curly hair in a tv series , it was a small roll .
i tried to audition for a similar role . my beard got in the way .
i like to drink cuba libres . where do you work ?
i sell clothes on facebook . mostly used socks . my own mostly .
i am trying to sell things on facebook but no luck .
try selling used socks . people are weirdos and guys will buy anything .
are you serious ? because i will try it !
dead serious ! i gotta go now i have to clean up so i avoid a backhand .
i am gonna research it
when in doubt just remember . yolo


i work for a large law firm. we own our home. my wife stays home with our kids. i hate tofu. i drive a prius.

hello how are you doing today ?
a bit tired after a long day at work . business never stops at a large law firm
no i suppose it does not . . . . laws being broken all over town . . . no holiday for the lawless
yep ! i am just glad it pays the bills ! nice to own our own home !
do you have any hobbies ? i like to paint usually using watercolors
sometimes i like to go for a ride in my prius . clear my mind .
prius . . . . conscious and awake . . . . caring for the planet . that is great
exactly ! my wife stays home with the kids . its basically my man cave .
i work from home . . . . just hired someone to clean the house . . . a chore i deplore
we should get a cleaner to clean out all the tofu my wife keeps cooking . gross !
www . . . . i have tried tofu in italian dishes . . . does not quite work
i do love italian food ! ! sometimes i drive my prius to buy some instead ! haha
i try to follow my grandmothers recipe but with tofu . . . do not tell her . . . she will kill me
haha ! i wo not if you do not tell my wife i hate her tofu


my hobby creating houses out of matches. i wish i had money to travel. my parents died in a plane crash. i have an iq of 250. i live alone with my dog.

hi , how is it going ?
doing alright , just finished a project and now watching tv with my dog .
same here . . . just relaxing . what are your hobbies ?
i most like to create houses out of matches .
that is cool . what part of the country do you live in ?
vermont , born and raised . no money to go anywhere else . you ?
i live in atlanta . we are getting ready for the storm that is coming .
oh that is too bad . is your whole family boarding up ?
yep , i think we will be fine . it will be a lot of wind and rain .
oh good , what do you plan to do to pass time ?
hang out with my family and play cards . progressive rummy
progressive rummy is fun . we played that at one of my mensa meetings . good luck


i need to take 4 pills a day to live. i like the music group the backstreet boys. i like the taste of cheese. i hate to drive. i am younger then 46.

hii how are you ? where are you from ?
i am great ! i am a young guy from wisconsin .
what is your hobbies ?
no hobbies . i am sick and have to take 4 pills a day to stay alive .
oh sorry what is your favourite dish
i love cheese ! i like the broad flavors of it !
oh ok are you married ?
no , i do not get out much . i do not drive because of my pills .
are you listening music ?
yes , i love the backstreet boys . i like somewhat retro pop music .
cool are you like travelling ?
no , i do not like to drive .
oh i like very much to drive
cool ! my pills interfere with driving . so i just watch listen to my favorite band .
what is your father ?
he is my moms husband .


i like early 2000s indie music. i love my pet dog more than anything. i d like to be a teacher in the future. my temper is pretty short. i m picky when it comes to food.

hi ! i wanted a new purse , spent all day shopping . . . no money left .
i spent all day at the vets ! my little dog just cost me 7000
wow ! what happened to the poor thing ?
he swallowed a watch battery and had to have part of his intestine removed
oh no . did you have that kind of money available ?
i am taking a second job to pay the bill cleaning park toilets gross
that is very noble of you ! i would have to take extra work , too .
someday i will be a teacher
are you in college ? i regret not going myself .
yes . but i got so mad at my professor , i stopped going to class
what happened ? what did he do ?
he called me an entitled princess i have a bad temper
well , judging by what you are doing for your dog , that is not true .
o no its true once i threw a shoe through a window
lol ! did you have to pay for it ?
i had to march outside to get the shoe so i could go to work embarrassing


i am a roofer. i always have a beer after work. i played football in high school. i drive a lifted chevy truck. my favorite food is steak cooked well done.

hello ! anything going on with you today ?
not much just headin off to work .
where do you work ? i teach as a yoga instructor
i just do contract work , i do roofing .
is that lonely work ? i enjoy the solace of being alone .
not at all there are about eight of us .
do you have any favorites ? for instance , i like pink .
i like all sorts of country it does not matter what
cool , do you live near family ?
nah they are all pretty far away .
i live near my father , though my mother has passed away . have partner ?
nice ! no i am a widower .
i am sorry to hear that , do you have any pets
yeah i have a a dog that is getting a little old .
cool what breed of dog ? blue heelers are cute !
they are , mine is a lab .


i am a small business owner. i help them win a lot of money. i have a consulting firm. my clients are gamblers. i give out sports information.

good morning , how are you today ?
i am great today . how are you ?
great , i am going to be learning how to play the beautiful piano
that sounds awesome have you played any other instruments
no i just geocache in my free time
well its great you are learning the piano . i am a business owner
that sounds cool , i work at a school as the psychologist
oh that is awesome that you help people . i try help my clients .
yeah that is what our jobs entitles us to do
how long have you been at your school ?
for about as long as chocolate has been my favorite food , forever
chocolate is my favorite too . do you like cake ?
yes i love anything sweet
me too , where are you from ?


i work in a factory. i am not social. i do not eat well. i sleep most of the day.

hello how are u today
hi there . i am okay . i just woke up .
do u live in the city i am out in the rural area away from the city
i live in a rural area , i like it better here than in the city .
city life is rough what is your favorite food mine is pasta
chocolate . anything chocolate is what i prefer .
chocolate is very yummy what do u do for work
i am a factory worker , not very exciting .
i am retired and spend alot of time with my husband helping people
i am not married , i do not go out with anyone either .
we are always at the church or food shelf helping
i should go to church , i know i used too .
how old are u i am 65
i am 42 , feel 50 though .
getting old is rough cant do alot of the things i liked to do
i think i am depressed , i cant do anything else either .


i am a youtuber. i have a cat named leela. my dad is an airline pilot. my car is pink. i make videos about makeup.

hello how are you doing today ?
i am fine just relaxing with my cat named leela
what are you up to today relaxing with leela
i am washing my pink car today and how about you ?
just getting together with the band .
wow you are in a band that is cool . do you have any you tube videos ?
yeah we are pretty big .
i freelance on you tube making makeup videos . lets support each other .
good thing . what are your hobbies ?
we i am leaning how to fly planes like my dad and you ?
my dad is a mechanic but flew as well . it is cool huh
that is is cool . tell me more about you .
the band takes up most my time . do have a dog goes on tour too
is the dog part of the show ?


my brother raised me after our parents died. i am quiet but confident. i m not really a blond. i often worry about where to park when i go somewhere new.

hi , i am very smart . are you ?
that all depends on what you mean by smart , yet i can be quite confident .
i need only sleep for 3 hours a day and have no siblings or parents .
wow that is interesting . my hair is not really blond
steak is my favorite meal and i always travel to buy it alone .
i sometimes worry where to park when i go out
i do everything alone . including travel . all travel . i do it by myself .
well i worry about parking when i go someplace new .
i park alone as well .
it is hard to find good parking spots at times
sometimes , yes . if you do it alone you will not be embarrassed if you mess up .
haha i mess up with parallel parking
i do not know how to parallel park at all !
i have a hard time parallel parking but the other parking i can do well .
same exact thing with me . i think most have trouble with parallel .
yeah , that is why i often avoid the city . but i think i need to start learn


i am learning how to play the piano. chocolate is my favorite food. i am the youngest sibling of four. i am a school psychologist. i geocache in my spare time.

hi what do you do for a living ?
hi , i work for the school system .
what exactly do you do ?
i am a psychologist , how about you ?
interesting . i like music and i own my own store .
cool . i am sharpening up my piano skills .
i was in a band for 17 years , have you played in a band before ?
wow , seems fun . i have never played before .
my parents are both in the church choir , so music is naturally in me .
that is pretty neat , being the youngest i got stuck with piano .
i am the oldest and i am looking forward to retiring in florida . how about you ?
me too . plan on traveling awhile .


i work in marketing , and i love it. i spend a lot of time on my hair and make up. i am hoping to find someone to marry me. i work out to look good.

hello ! how are you doing today ?
great ! i am looking for someone to marry me . lol
the only thing i am committed to right now is the gym !
oh nice . i workout a lot because i want to look nice
maybe you good wow a date with some italian cooking ! that food is great
right . i do not have much time to cook . i work in marketing . ha
do have any favorite shows ? i enjoy forensic files and jeopardy keep the brain smart .
lol , keep the brain smart . i like jeopardy too
do you have any favorite books ? i been reading middlesex , very thought provoking !
never read it . i like sci fi stuff though
have a favorite chi fi movie or book recommendation ?
anything by ray bradbury is good imo . i also like philip k dick
interesting i would have to check those out , why do you want to marry someone ?
i do not know , maybe its just my inherited genetic drive maybe ?


i am a vegan. i have a farm with pigs , horses and hens. i love country music. i love dancing.

hello , how is your day ? my husband and i been enjoying some fishing .
its ok . are you going to eat the fish ?
not me i do not like fish much but my husband does . where ya from ?
pennsylvania . i have a sustainable farm here .
from tennessee here . also have a farm .
what animals do you have . i have pigs , horses and hens .
chickens , pigs , and cows . oh also my black lab lol .
that is great . as a vegan , we do not slaughter our animals .
do you sale them ? any fav . music you prefer ?
no , they live freely . country and anything i can dance to . you ?
do you sale them ? any fav . music you prefer ?
country . luke bryan is my favorite .
i adore charlie daniels ! that is so nice they can roam freely !
yes , i think that is how all beings should live .


i love christmas. i like fantasizing. i wish magic was real. i like getting packages in the mail. i have a daughter.

hi how are you today
i am doing great , how about you ?
i am alright you darn stark
i think my daughter mentioned that show !
is your daughter arya eh ?
haha , i wish real life were like that show
i do not everyone dies and gets sexually assaulted
oh , i was referring to the magic parts
yeah the lord of the light is very giving
i think i am going to get got themed things for christmas
yeah just make sure there is no wedding !
can i order house stark shirts online tho lol
i have one and a house targaryen shirt
sounds good , i am gonna rush order it in the mail