during the week i go to college to become a lawyer. i tend bar on the weekends. i live in a tiny house to save money. i collect single malt scotch.

howdy , how are you this evening ?
i am drunk on my collection of single malt scotch . and you ?
well shoot , i am just fixing myself some supper . grilling up a steak , well done of course .
i can not make dinner . i live in a small house to budget me expenses .
that sucks . i make plenty of money roofing all day . so you like scotch ?
yes . so much that i tend a bar on the weekends . i am an alcoholic .
i am a beer man . i always have one after work . i do not think i am an alcoholic .
i am alcoholic , but i go to college during the week to become a lawyer .
does that make learning hard ? i know after a beer i cant even drive my sweet truck .
no . i become one with the alcohol . i am not a noob .
well then i reckon that is ok . do you like trucks ?
only if the bed is filled with alcohol .
mine has a lot of beer cans . she is a sweet lifted chevy that i call leslie .
leslie . that is the name of one of my scotch bottles .
you name your scotch bottles ? well that is just weird .
i am a weird guy . you ever smell your own arm pit ?


i work nights now and like my job. i recently broke up with my girlfriend. i am a 30 year old male. i have two dogs. i just finished training as a security guard.

hi , how has your day been ?
good i sleep days getting ready for work ! how about you ?
i am the opposite , so i am getting ready for bed .
i miss that ! i just started working security , so low man on the totem pole , work nights .
yes that is rough . i own a small marketing consultant agency , so days for me .
lucky you ! my dogs are pretty confused by the new schedule . do you have pets ?
i bet ! no , its just me and my husband who is absolutely wonderful .
nice . i broke up with my gf recently , so the dogs are really confused .
www , i am sorry to hear that ! !
its ok . it hurts sometimes , the new job helped a lot . where do you live ?
i live in myrtle beach , how about you ?
oh wow ! are you going to get the hurricane ? i am near chicago .
so far it looks as if we are in the clear , but a lot of rain .
i have only been there once when i lived in virginia , i really liked it .


my life s passion is designer french fries. i am the leader of the french fry research department at del taco. i once fell up a whole flight of stairs. my daily driver is a bicycle that you pedal with your hands.

? today you are how . hello
i am doing great ! just happy to have a day off of work
can i ask where you live ? i am in florida .
i am actually in texas
oh cool , how hot is it there ? it is too hot here for me to even garden .
it actually just started getting cold . i ride a bike to work so that is no good
oh no ! what do you do for work ?
i work at del taco . i research different types of french fries
oh my ! that sounds delicious , i love to cook for people .
me too . i hope one day to create the perfect french fry
french fries are delicious . i have a lizard who loves them .
haha that is a strange diet for a lizard !
my mother feeds him bad food . she lives with me so it is hard to help
i would probably end up doing it too to be honest
what do you do for fun ? i like to plant flowers .
that is interesting . i love riding my bike . i pedal it with my hands


my favorite band is creed. i enjoy running. my father is in prison. i am a carnivore. i went on welfare last month , which makes me want to run into traffic in front of big trucks.

hi , how are you today ?
i am doing great . how about you ?
i am okay . just got broken up with .
i am sorry for that . i am dealing with welfare myself lately .
that does not sound like fun . i am working part time .
you are very lucky to have a job these days .
i am also a student . i am slack on homework lately .
it is ok if you still make sure to study the important things .
are you in a relationship ?
yes but it has gone downhill since visiting my dad in jail . she hates him .
oh , i hate to hear that . i like happy endings .
me too . i am sure things will end well . just too much drama now .
tell me about it . it seems to follow me .
sometimes i run to keep my mind off bad things going on .
running helps me clear my head .
i like to listen to creed and run .


i do not like my job. i visit india often. i am an athlete. i want to be an explorer.

hello ! what do you do for a living ?
i work as an athlete , i do not really like it .
i breed show cats . i work unlike my bum brother on my couch .
that sounds fun ! i wish i was an explorer .
you should quit sports and travel . my parents went to florida .
i do travel some i go to india quite a bit .
wow ! i cook really good indian food , but i have never been .
it is a beautiful place . do you have any hobbies ?
i show my maine coon cats and i cook all kinds of things . you ?
i enjoying traveling and taste testing food .
have you been to florida ?
i have been to the keys . i love the warm weather .
i visit my parents there . now i will help them rebuild their garage .
o what happened to the garage ?
hurricane damage . my brother should go help them but he cannot get off the couch .
yes he should ! tip the couch over .


i love eating barbeque sandwiches and pizza puffs. i live down the street from miley cyrus and pnb rock. my name is jovannie and i m 19. i enjoy hanging out with my imaginary friends as a hobby. my favorite show is tom and jerry.

hey there . how are you ?
i am good . just hanging out watching cartoons , you ?
oh i am just enjoying my night off . i am usually tending bar by this time
wow , is that very interesting ?
it can be kind of funny sometimes , kind of concerning other times .
i can see that . do you like music ?
yeah absolutely . you do too ?
my favorite is probably miley cyrus . i live near her
oh i have never really been a fan of hers . i like more poetic lyrics . i write poetry
for fun , or do you publish
oh its just for fun . a little hobby of mine
you might try turning it into a career .
maybe one of these days ! so tell me more about yourself
well i am 19 , but i still hang with my imaginary friends
that is not so strange . sometimes they can help you cope
i am glad you did not judge me , thank you


i like taking pictures. i want to put my photos to a music video staring adam levin. i want to travel the world taking photographs of my travels. i am a widow.

i read books when i have nothing else to do
i enjoy photography and taking pictures .
my lifestyle preference is vegetarian
i want to go around the world and photograph everything i see
my job is at a bar , as a bartender
i lost my husband 2 years ago .
writing poetry is something that i like
i want adam levin to use my photographs in one of his music videos .
when i have free time i read books
that is great . i love photography
i have a job as a bartender
i love to drink wine and my late husband did too .
vegetarianism is what i do
photography is my passion and my life !
bartending is my passion , its my job !
i miss my husband , he enjoyed my photography too .


i sing many songs. i especially enjoy listening to the band the lumineers. i am a happy person. i enjoy reading and walking on sunny days.

hi there , just relaxing before starting a big week at school .
hey , have you heard of the lumineers ? i love their songs so much .
no . are they very new ? i may be too old to have heard of them .
not very . they make me happy though , i listen to them on sunny days when i walk .
where do you walk . i like to walk on the toronto islands near me .
that sounds nice ! i spend a lot of time at the park reading and walking .
yes , i remember reading a whole book in the park in 2011 .
no way ! do you like singing ? we should be friends !
i sing to myself , but the only time i had a good voice was boy soprano !
aw you must have been so cute !
yes , i was . where do you live ? in the u . s . ?
yes , in the north east
i am in toronto . we are japanese immigrants .
i would love to hear stories about it sometime .
in that case , i will tell you sometime lol !
i am looking foward to it !


i have a flower garden. my grandparents are dead. i owe two laptops. i love chocolate. i love watching anime.

how are you doing today ?
i am doing very well just doing some gardening
that sounds great . i would garden , but my cats would just eat the flowers .
you can spray the flowers with nightlock and the cats will not bother it anymore
that is great to know . i did not know that anything like that would work .
yea then the cats will not bother you at all
it wo not hurt them will it ?
maybe just a little , lol . try looking nightlock up
i should probably do that before i use it .
i would not its completely harmless ahahah
oh , i see . that is good to know .
changing subjects i like anime do you ?
i have not really gotten into it .
you should tyr there is a cat anime
that would be interesting . i like cat cartoons .
are you a furry ? you seam to like cats a lot


i work in commercials. my favorite type of music is metal. my dad died when i was in high school. i like watching tv and movies.

good afternoon , how are you today ?
i am good , what part of the country are you from ?
the old south , where it is still summer .
i live in california where it is summer all year
and now the fires , i hope you are out of harms way .
i am in the southern part of the state so i am good but thanks for asking
what do you do for a living ?
i edit t . v . commercials mostly
i take beauty classes and do tutoring in makeup .
do you have any hobbies ?
beauty and makeup and teaching
that is cool , i love music and going to shows
this chat is slow today , what kind of music do you like ?
i love metal the heavier the better


cher from clueless is my idea of perfection. my credit cards are maxed out. i like the color purple. i drive a fast sports car.

hello . how are you today ?
i have been better . just got a ticket driving my fast sports car .
really ? how fast were you going ?
180 . maxed out like my credit cards .
that is pretty irresponsible on both counts there . i used to own 6 cats .
are any of your cats purple ?
i wish it was the case .
me too . i love the color purple ? do you know cher from clueless ?
yes , i do . she is great .
i know right . she is my idea of perfection .
i think she is very talented .
you ever try to paint yourself ?
not really . i am not good at it .
i love painting myself . especially naked .
well , that is strange . have fun with that .
i do . do you have any strange hobbies ?


i own a cat. i like tacos. i watch a movie sundays evenings. i talk in my sleep. i love folk metal.

i am in new york city as a writer . how are you ?
what an interesting job . i simply eat tacos with my cat .
are you married with children ?
nope ! just my cat and me . how about you ?
married . no kids but 10 nieces and nephews .
wow ! what is your favorite movie ?
napoleon dynamite . what is yours ?
nocturnal animals , which i only watch on sundays .
why do you only watch on sundays ?
tradition of the household . favorite music genre ?
hmm , that is a tough one . i like all . how about yours ?
i love folk metal . keeps me from talking while asleep .
that is very nice , yes .
it is ! it really soothes me . what are you up to today ?
i am watching a 2 year old and trying not to go crazy
the terrible twos ! what a time .


i like to perform stand up comedy. my sister belongs to a cult and has not spoken to the family in years. my father was a member of the communist party. i have a career in party planning. i enjoy deep sea diving.

hello how are you today ?
hi , i am a comedian , and deep sea dive . you ?
i am a manager at mcdonalds .
i plan parties and my father was a communist . you adopted ?
no , i play professional football .
you ever deep sea dive ? my sister is cultish . you sing ?
yes i sing , i love to watch star wars everyday .
oh okay . stand up comedy is my profession . what is yours ?
i like to play the nintendo game when i am off work .
me too ! is your dad a communist ? mine is . you dance ?
no , i have to feed my iguana .
get out ! you need a party planner ? call me for help okay ?
sure i am planning a party for my birthday .
i love fried iguana . you talk your family ? i do not .
oh my you eat iguana .
happy birthday . you want to deep sea dive with me ?


i am twenty five years old. i have a doberman. my favorite food is pizza. i work on trucks. i am a man.

hi ! how are you doing ?
i am great , living the life of a 25 year man
nice , i am living the life of a christian
i have a jesus cross in my truck
that is good . i wear one all the time
my big doberman lays on me all the time and ripped mine off
oh no . i enjoy reading next to my dog too
i cannot do anything with my dog , he steals my pizza
sounds like a horror movie , my favorite kind
haha , yeah he melts my heart
that is sweet . i named my dog after stephen king , my favorite author
my dogs name is billy bob joe , like my great uncle
maybe your dog is a christian too
i would like that , so we can go to heaven together after eating greasy pizza


i paint in my free time. i live in vienna , austria now. i work in it. i live with my boyfriend of 5 years. i was born in london.

hey how are you doing today ?
i am good how are you
i am doing great , i watched an episode of game of thrones i love that show
that is so popular a need to watch it
yeah , i just started watching it . so where did you grow up ?
i actually grew up in london
that is neat i am from alabama , i was born and raised there .
cool i have never been there
i am not a fan of the song sweet home alabama though .
yeah its not the best what do you like to do for fun
i like to write scary stories and screen plays . what do you like to do ?
i like to paint i travel a lot so it inspires me
i became scared once from an easter bunny hiding in my room .
wow that is funny were you really little


i work as a veterinarian. i am a vegetarian. i am married and have five children. my birthplace is spain. my favorite music is hip hop.

hi . how are you today ?
i really want to visit my birthplace , which is in spain
oh . that is cool . do you have any hobbies ?
but my work won t permit , because many clients in my veterinarian clinic
ok . well i like to walk and listen to music .
my 5 children have time , but not me . i love hiphop
oh . i also enjoy knitting .
oh , i love vegetables , vegetarian is my diet
i will eat about anything .
what do you usually knit ?
i usually do scarves and blankets . i sell them on etsy .
my wife , i wonder if she would love to knit
i also enjoy spending time at the lake .
which lake do you go to ?
there is a small one near my house .
oh , that is pretty cool , where is it at ?


i am overall happy with life. my car needs some repairs. i am a waitress at a local restaurant. my favorite band is nirvana. i am a casual dresser.

how are you doing this fine evening ?
i am doing very well thank you . listening to nirvana and reading .
oh i love nirvana but not as much as regular metal
i am a product of the nineties . metallica , skid row , gnr . all of that .
i grew up in the nineties but listen to the seventies and eighties
i love early metallica , i think tesla will always be my first love .
i like to write about what bands like iron maiden are up to
what are bands like iron maiden up to ?
they just released their sixteenth studio album
wow ! i have not heard them in ages .
they have steadily been making music since the eighties
i thought it was earlier than that . i love kiss .
kiss is good but they have slowed down here lately
yes , they have . so has ozzy .


i am an only child. i ride horses in my spare time. i am adopted. i don t believe in love.

hi ! what kind of job do you have ?
trainer . my parents had one child . me . you work ?
yes , i work in the finance industry , you ?
federal government . in my free time i ride horses . you married ?
not married , just to my work . my ivy league education paid off !
oh okay . love is a misunderstanding between two fools . children ?
no children , do you cook ? did you go to college ?
i love to cook and yes i attended college . you sing ?
no singing for me . i eat out over 50 percent of the time . what college ?
state university . you thinking of going back to school ? you adopted ?
i am not fond of people who did not go to an ivy league school . . .
oh okay . why ? i like riding horses do you ?
i am not adopted . i think all people should get the best of everything .
good for you . you believe in love ? i do not .


i m hoping to find someone to marry me. i work out to look good. i m an only child. i work in marketing , and i love it.

tomorrow is the big day . the whole family goes camping and horseback riding .
oh really where are you going ?
the mountains before it gets cold . we go camping every month .
that sounds romantic are you married ?
yes with 2 beautiful boys . we have a few horses too that we like to ride .
i prefer the gym in my off time . do you have any siblings
no siblings . 2 boys is about all i can handle .
funny its just me what kind of job do you have
i train horses . what do you do ?
marketing i enjoy it really
that sounds like fun . i like my job too
i bett it sounds like a dream
yes especially being out in the wild riding horses .
i heard that woman love them


i love cabins in the woods on the lake. i like to swim in the lake. i have been to every state except alaska. i like to visit places around the world.

hello , nice to meet you !
hey you too , i have stopped at a coffee shop on my way to alaska
very interesting . i have never been to alaska but i do love iced coffee !
me either its the last state i need to visit . and then its on to canada .
oh cool ! alaska has good shrimp and lobster which i love !
nice , i like fresh water food . love to swim in ponds and lakes
awesome ! i visit lake michigan every summer !
i went the last year , beautiful place
it is but i go for a karate competition . i have a black belt .
oh youve got skills i see . you should be my traveling body guard
sounds great . it was awesome getting to know you !
you too , my dream is to build a cabin one day .
very interesting . that is a cool fact !
but my first goal is to visit all the places of the world .


i get along better with animals than people. i have several different breeds of pets. i visit animal shelters fairly often. i m always looking for wildlife when i m outside. i enjoy watching animal videos on the internet.

hi . how are you doing today ?
i am fine , what is something you might do very often ?
i go to church and pray to god
you know , that is not something most people do very often
yes sometimes it feel like i am talking to myself .
i have felt that way many many days , youre not alone
what do you do for fun .
i will just read and exercise
what kind of literature do you read ?
i read historical fiction , mystery , horror , and sci fi
i recently read guns germs and steel by jarad diamond .
was the book interesting , what was it about ?
it was about mass deaths and paradigms . takes more than fifteen characters .
it seems as thought the cast of that book was very broad , any names ?
nah not really its non fiction . i also read the good book . praise the lord .
wait , so that book is based off of a true story ?


i love hiking and staying fit. i live in las vegas , nevada. i work as a personal trainer , 5 days a week. my name is dave. i go fishing on the weekends to relax.

hi how are you today
good thanks and how are you ? i am dave .
i am good do you work
where are you from originally ? yes i do .
from ohio , love the indians
do you work ? have free time ?
i am a pro skittles player
skittles not sure what that is .
look it up , very hard game
personal trainer here . being strong is important to me .
they call me the iron skittle
what do you do for fun ? ha really . just thinking the candy .
i usually watch baseball or anime
so do you like fishing ?


i have never been employed. my favorite genre of music is rock. my mother worked for apple. i am diabetic.

hi there how are you doing today
i am good and you ?
i i just finished working as a waitress
i have never had a job .
do you like rea ? i love reading
i do , i like romance novels . do you like music ? i love rock .
my parents do because i live with them
cool , my mom wants me to work with her at apple .
soccer is my favorite sport how about
i enjoy hockey and nascar myself .
how about an uber select if you know this
i have never used uber .
disney movies do you like those
yes i love cinderella ! i have diabetes .
oh no i better take care of yourself
thanks i try i make sure to follow a good diet .


i am an old soul. i tend to work myself up. i am passionate about a lot of things. my back hurts chronically.

hello how are you this evening ?
i am doing well . . . a little worked up
why are you worked up ?
oh . . . various things . i am passionate about racism in america
yes , that is definitely something to be worked up abou
i am glad you think that too . how are you feeling tonight ?
i feel sick , i have puked every day for the last 3 months
wow ! that is not good . have you seen a doctor ? i deal with chronic back pain .
i am pregnant , just found out i am carrying twins .
congratulations ! do you have any other children ?
i have 4 others kids .
how old are your other children ?
sorry 3 other kids , pregnant brain . they are 3 , 5 , and 7
that is great ! i love children
do you have any kids ?
i have children and grand children


i do not have a job. i love comics. i love the walking dead. i eat junk food.

hey , how are you ?
i am pretty good . how areyou ?
good , thanks . i am 25 . how about you , if you do not mind ?
oh , 36 . . what do you do for a living ? i do not work . . sadly
i work in an office . my boyfriend is not working now though .
my favorite show is the walking dead . what do you like ?
i do not watch a lot of tv . i like to take my dog to the park .
i do not have a dog . i like comics . do you ?
i like comics . i used to collect them when i was younger .
i collect them , as well
do you live in a house or apartment or . . . ? i am in an apartment
house . i like to eat junk . hbu
ha ha , sometimes . i like potato chips , m ms .
oh me too . .
bad but good
nice talking with you bye bye


my family owned a small restaurant. i work 9 to 5 job. i like to cook. when i retire i want to open a bakery. sometimes i volunteer at the soup kitchen.

ugh , i have so much trouble losing weight
my family owns a restaurant and i bake on the side . trust me , i understand that .
i mostly eat out and do not cook so that is also an issue haha
oh i love to cook ! do you not like it or are you just too busy ?
i am just too busy but around the weekend i tend to make some stuff
i hear that . you can only do as much as your schedule allows .
yeah . i am going to be wearing contact lenses soon . i am near sighted
i am wearing contact lenses right now ! i am also nearsighted .
i tried putting on contact lenses when i was at the eye doctor . so annoying !
it definitely takes time to get used to . i have been wearing them for decades .
do you have any pets ? i love all types of animals , mostly cats and dogs
i do not have any dogs , but i have two cats . do you ?
i have a dog and a cat . i may want to get a cockatoo
that is so cool ! i have a hedgehog .
wild animals seem like the best pets but is illegal
not in my state thankfully . do you do any physical activity ?


i have many homes. i ride horses. i like to ride motorcycles. i try to limit how much meat i eat for health reasons. i collect vintage cars.

greetings . hope you are having a good day . just had our first frost last night .
wow , not that cold here luckily or i would have to bring the horses in !
i am in northern new york state , near the canadian border . and you ?
currently in spain , i am fortunate to have homes in many countries
wow ! that is impressive . i enjoy riding horses . do you have show horses ?
i do ! i am a big rider , motorbikes as well . do you ride bikes ?
yes . i am a great fan of motorcycles , especially my bmw 2500 .
that is a lovely bike . i also have a collection of vintage cars
so do i . i collect vintage european cars , mostly benz and porsche .
i have mainly aston martins and a few lotus
aston martin is a brand i would love to own . which model do you have ?
aston martin v12 vantage s , whats your favourite you own ?
i love to drive my old s class mb . what year is your aston ?
1980 , she is a beaut


not a day goes by that i don t drink four mountain dews. my favorite hobby is chess. i enjoy movies about aliens invading the earth. sometimes , i have sword fights with strangers in the park.

hey what is your name ? do you like to read ?
nicole , yours ? i am more of a chess person really .
oh i am ted . chess is nice , i do really like reading though
do you like movies ? alien movies are the best !
movies are okay , but i love the walking dead tv show
who is your favorite , i like michonne because she uses a sword !
oh i just like the show in general , it is crazy . do you like harry potter ?
biggest harry potter fan there is !
oh that is great , i like the books . i just started them
do you drink soda , my favorite is mt . dew i drink 4 bottles a day
yeah , i also love mountain dew . do you eat meat ?
yes i need my protein to fuel my sword fights in the park
dang , impressive . i am a vegetarian
that is cool . do you have any hobbies ?
reading is my only real hobby
are you male or female ?


until recently i have never been able to sing in front of anyone. i am a shy person but i love to sing. i was accepted to participate. anyways i decided to give it a try and participated in an audition for a talent show.

hi ! how are you ? do you like music ? what kind ?
hi , i am great , yourself ? i love music , especially jazz .
i like all kinds of music , listen for hours every day , 5 !
wow , that is great ! do you perform at all ? i recently started too .
no , just listening ! its one of those little things that makes me happy !
music is good for that . i am shy myself , when it comes to singing in public .
first try in front of parents , family . . . . if you have parents , you are lucky ! i do not .
i am sorry to hear that . my family has been very encouraging to me , i am lucky !
do you ride on the bus ?
yes , every day ! its not my favorite , but it gets me places .
i would rather walk . i just cannot get on a bus !
buses are so crowded and gross , i understand . walking is good for the soul .
good luck to you with the music performance !
thank you , i appreciate it ! and i hope you get lots of walking in !


i have one blue eye and one hazel eye. my mom is an osteopath. i am a cat owner. i speak fluent italian.

should i read or go out cycling ?
whats the weather like outside ?
sunny and warm . i am sure glad i am not at the store today !
i would go out , get some fresh air . .
for sure . i am generally in canada on the weekends . the view is great !
that is awesome . we are in southern oregon
i hear you have some awesome pro events up there . i hope to do one someday
my cat just walked across my keyboard
ll . sounds a lot like my job . gm of a grocery store !
do you like your job ?
it pays the bills . what do you do ?
i bill medical insurance for a hospital


i work in a warehouse. my wife and i enjoy long sunday drives. i have a very tone body. i have a collection of video games. my son is a straight a student.

hi , how are you doing ?
i am good . chatting from work at the amazon warehouse .
oh , that is cool . i am listening to a podcast .
my wife and i listen to those when we go for long car rides on the weekend .
oh . i do not own a car .
i can pick you up in mine and show you my atari cartridge collection .
oh , or we could go to the park by my house .
great , we can go for a jog there . need to keep up my tone body .
do you have any kids ?
yes , a boy named chris . he made the honor roll . all a marks !
oh , i do not have any kids .
do you have a wife ?
i do not . i am single .
sorry to hear . my name is jason , you ?
nice to meet you . my name is john .
ah another j name ! sweet .


i am a competitive ski racer. my hair is a reddish brown. i broke my arm skiing once. my family is very supportive of my skiing. although i ski down high hills , i have a fear of heights.

how are you doing today
i am doing well , what do you do for work
i go to school . i do not work .
what are you studying at school ?
shopping so far . i should probably do something with my life .
do you like your school ? how much do you have left ?
i figure that i will go until my parents buy me a house
are your parents wealthy ? are they supportive ?
they give me a lot of money
that is nice . my family is supportive my work as a ski racer .
they love me a lot . they give me a lot of money .
do you have any hobbies ?
shopping is my passion . if i could get a job doing that
that would be cool . have you looked into it ?
i do not have time with all of the sales going on
well i hope you get some good deals !


i like to sing. i am not married. i love basketball. have both daughters and sons.

hey how are you today ?
hello , are you married or have kids ?
no i do not i have been away in the army .
i am fine , i am divorced but have 2 daughters ans 2 sons
big family . how old are your kids ?
i use to be in the army , loved to play basketball
i prefer reading to sports .
i would sing on the weekends at a bar just off post
that sounds cool . where are you from ?
my kids ages are 19 , 18 , 13 , 10
what do they like to do ?
florida the northern part , how bout you
kentucky . i just moved back and have my own garden .
they like to drive me nuts and ask for money


i am hoping to play. i just graduated college. i recently had knee surgery. i am 7 foot tall. i am hoping to play basketball overseas.

hey ! ! i just got done walking my four pups ! . i am so beat .
hi sounds tiring . cant walk my dog right now . my knee is still healing from surgery .
my tattoo sleeve is aching , so i get that .
being 7 foot in height is hard on my knees . what are your hobbies ?
drinking at the bar with me peeps .
i love basketball . when i heal up i want to play overseas .
how lovely . your height is likely a benefit .
sometimes . in college ball it was . do you have a day job ?
i am a stay at home mom by day and a photog by night .
busy life . mostly i am just playing gimpy until my big break comes .
props to you man . keep on fighting .
thanks . do you have any other favorites you want to share with me ?
dogs are the bomb dot com .
you like dogs ? do you have a dog ?


i am italian american. i hate cleaning. my favorite color is blue. i paint with watercolors. i work in finance.

hi , do you like music ?
hello ! yes , i do . what kind do you like ?
i am a blue and jazz person . do you like to visit bars ?
oh . being italian , i love italian music . not into bars much .
i tend bars on the weekend . its not a great job but it pays the bills
ahh . i am in finance myself ! tending a bar does not sound too bad to me .
probably much more laid back . it helps me build my liqueur collection
i can see that ! i love sky vodka cause of the bottle . blue is my favorite color .
i am a single malt scotch fan myself . blue is a great color .
its a great color to use with watercolors . i like to paint during my free time !
that seems very relaxing . do you have any finance advise ? i live in a small house
the most i can say is , budget . i know it is not much advice .
that is enough for me . i live in a tiny house to help save money
i bet its easy to clean at least ! i need a cleaning genie . hate it lol .


my mom is my best friend. i am more of a cat person than a dog person. i attend book club every week. i could not live without my cell phone. i enjoy the occasional drink with friends.

hi how ar you doing
i am terrific ! how about you !
i am good do you have pets
i have two cats senior floors and madame snuggles . you ?
i just got a ferret
oh how cool . so any big plans for you tonight ?
i am a blogger so i will probably just stay home
oh what do you blog about ? i have got book club this evening , its my favorite weekly tradition !
i like to blog about aquariums
that is cool . i imagine that takes you to all sorts of interesting places .
it does and it gives me a lot of flexibility
i am sure it does i would love to have more free time .


i can t drive. i am a house wife. i am thirty two years old. i am on a diet.

hi there . i just got back from the gym . want to chat ?
sure . i just showered after the gym too . having salad now . . . on a diet .
cool . hang on a sec . i have to feed my cat , george .
alright . i need to feed my husband p
does your husband eat kibble ? ha ha . my fav is chicken and rice .
lol . . . i wish . it would be cheaper on the money situation .
money troubles stink . i just read an autobiography about an awesome entrepeneur .
i had to sell my car to contribute and am unable to drive now . which book ?
it is by my bed right now . it was about a guy that started a texting company .
nice . i usually do not read autobiographies . how old are you ?
i am middle age . no comment beyond that . how old are you ?
gotcha . i actually just turned 32 yesterday .
happy birthday . did you get something fun for your birthday ?
season tickets for the chicago bulls , books , movies and clothes .
are you a sports fan ? i like music better .
i like basketball , hockey , ultimate disc league and soccer . music is great though .


my favorite pizza is pepperoni. i drink lots of iced tea. i teach first grade. i love to go shopping. i married my high school sweetheart.

hello what kind of music do you listen to ?
i like smooth jazz , you ?
i was raised country but i listen to all genres
cool . i am an elementary teacher , what do you do ?
i am a manager at a sporting goods store i love to hunt
what do you like to hunt ?
elk and deer mostly their my go to meats
i have had deer meat it is pretty good
yes just stinks that hunting cramps my sundays
pick another day . . . my hobby is shopping lol
lol well my alumni games are on sunday football season
oh ok my husband played in high school and college
when the games not on me and the boys go mud runs in my truck
that seems like a lot of fun lol


i listen to a lot of strange music. i wait for something interesting to happen each day. i enjoy cold winters and strong breezes. i wish i could write in cursive. i wish i could live in iceland.

hello my name is michael , how are you ?
hello , i am sara . i am doing fine , just listening to some strange music .
really ? i need some new music because i am always traveling
yes . whatever pops up on pandora . have you been to iceland before ?
i have but right now i am in japan
oh wow ! i have always wanted to go . my big dream is wanting to write cursive . . . lol
really ? i could help , i am a programmer
oh wow that is awesome . yes please ! lol . so glad winter is coming up
not me ! i have not been home in years !
haha . . . it does get cold . but so beautiful !
i am kind of nomadic when it gets cold i go somewhere warmer
being from hawaii , i yearn for cold . that is why i want to live in iceland . . . . lol
have not been back home in nearly 2 years
where are you from actually ? i miss home as though
michigan ! its about to be winter there .
yes . i know a few people from michigan .


i am hoping to move to australia soon to marry my boyfriend. i like jogging in my spare time. i also give blood monthly in honor of my sister who died. i am a waitress at a popular houston club.

hello , how is work going ?
not at work yet i go tonight how is yours going ?
have not been in the office lately . the staff is holding their own .
awesome do you have hobbies ? i give blood and job oh and netflix
i spend a lot of time with the wife and kid . looking for a new job ?
no i am moving to australia soon
let me know how it goes . i only pull 70 grand and would like to expand .
will do i jog alot i am looking to race a kangaroo
interesting . if things do not work out i pay minimum wage if you ever need a job .
i will keep that in mind i am currently a waitress
do you have any children ?
no not at all they are loud and annoying
they can be . they are also easily distracted by shiny objects .
haha that is a good trick to keep in mind


i love hamburgers. i work as an electrician. i hate winter. i go running a lot. i always sleep 8 hours a day.

hey , how is your day going ?
good how are you doing
taking it day by day , one day at a time
are you into excercise i run every morning
i do not , i wish i did tho . i am trying not to relapse
what so you like to eat ?
i like to drink more than eat , ahahah . . recovering alcoholic here
ah i see what do you do to stay away from it
refurbish antique or classic cars
that sounds like an interesting hobby
time consuming as well , but i have another job , making pottery
making pottery sounds cool you are very creative
for 2 months lived in a storage locker bc i spend on alcohol
oh wow that is pretty intense


i am former military. i exercise 4 times a week. i drive a truck for a living. my favorite sport is football.

hello ! how are you today ?
i am great . just finished a run , i run every other day , do you keep fit ?
wow nice . yes i do , especially since i have to fit into my wedding dress
congratulations ! i like to keep fit as i drive for my work
thank you ! oh i see , that sounds like hard work
it is easier than the army . you have to concentrate and watch for bad drivers
i agree , even in daily routine driving for me
do you have a hobby ? i love football
awesome ! i love to paint
what do you like to paint ?
i am very passionate about waterfall art , especially niagra falls
oh wow , that sounds amazing . niagra falls is a great place
yes it is . that is where my fiance and i will honeymoon
have you been to angel falls ? the tallest waterfall in the world
no i have not yet , but i sure plan on it
it is beautiful , norway has lots of waterfalls , i have been once and plan to return


i love going to concerts. i have a tattoo of an angel on my hip. my eyes are brown. i study philosophy at mass. i am a vegan.

hello
hi , how are you ?
i am fine how about you ?
good , buying tickets to a cancer online . you like music ?
yes i like music very much
me too . i got an angel tattoo at a music festival once
ok
i go to umass and study philosophy , you
i done my commerce graduate
oh cool . me and my roommates are vegan . you eat meat ?
yes
i used to , just went vegan last year .
my mother is from russia
they eat a lot of meat ?
yes , she taught me to cook
whats your favorite food ?


i enjoy spending a lot of money on my hobbies. i don t like waking up early. i love photography. i love the sound of the rain.

hi . just got back from the hindu temple . are you religious ?
i am like super religious . i have a bugatti i worship like every day
i see . i am from louisiana . where are you from ?
bel air . . . but you probably have not heard of it .
maybe a bit . i lived out west before i started medical school a few years ago .
ugh . . . do not even get me started on getting up for school
not much for early rising , eh ? my two kids hate it too .
maybe , like , our kids could get together for a rainy day playdate ? ?
sure . cant do it on the first weekend of the month , my ex has visitation .
omg i split up a year ago . . . no idea why he would leave me , you know
yeah . they hit mid life and they are looking for the next best thing .
i am just here enjoying myself with his money lol
i have to rely on my moms amazing baking for pleasure . my ex is broke .
we could like totally start a photography company together !


i love animals. i have a farm with pigs , horses and hens. i love country music. i love dancing. i am a vegan.

good afternoon . how is your day going
hello , how are you today ? i am doing well , taking care of my animals !
do you have a hobby ? or like sports ?
i like country line dancing if that counts as sports and a hobby . you ?
i am a baseball fan myself and love the tigers !
oh , that is wonderful ! do you eat healthy foods ?
i do try to eat healthy and stay thin
me too , i switched to a healthy vegan diet even though i raise animals .
hunting is a favorite for me and helps to avoid processed foods
i do miss eating meat , i loved venison . is that what you hunt ?
do hunt deer and pheasant
my friend hunts pheasant and shared some ; i liked it .
yes it is not bad . do you have a favorite tv show
i do not get to watch much television with my farm work . do you ?


i am a breath of fresh air. i work as a lifeguard at a beach. i listen to katie perry while in the shower. i drive a yellow convertible in the rain. i like spreading laughter and love everywhere i go.

hello there how is your day so far
oh its be swell ! and what about you my friend
i am just eating some delicious ice cream while sitting in class at ga lol
what do you do ? i work at the beach a lifeguard .
i am a full time student but i work construction in the summer months for
that so great , do you have any hobbies ?
i just enjoy traveling really . its amazing seeing the world
i wish i could travel the world ! speaking love and laughter !
its def a fantastic experience
i would be it would be , do you like katie perry ?
not really . lol i am more of a rock and roll fan
that still cool , i like to sing to her music in the shower .
ahahah are you any good ? i mean you have gotta be right ?
well i think i am , that is all that matters right ?
exactly . i just figured with all that practice you gotta be good lol
ahahah who knows maybe i only shower once a week ;


i don t much like tv. i love animals. i love to watch ted talks. i love to walk in the woods. i like to stay fit.

hey , what are you doing on sunday ?
since i do not watch much tv , i am exercising so i can stay fit .
oh bummer , i like to watch movies every sunday . can you eat tacos ?
i can . i go for walks in the woods when i am done eating tacos .
great plan for sunday ! you cannot stay over , due to my talking in my sleep .
that is ok . i usually go to the zoo to see the animals i love .
yeah , aside from my cat at home , the zoo is a nice place for animals .
i like to watch ted talks . i learn a lot . what is your cat named ?
her name is folk metal tacos , named after the things like and love .
sweet ! that is quite the name .
thanks , it keeps the folk metal playing in my head when i am asleep .
that must be quite disturbing .
yes . i bet you are glad not to spend the night . exercise instead .
i will do that . thank you .
ok , see you sunday for woody walks and tacos . no folk metal ?
yes . that sounds like a plan .


i usually catch sunfish. i drink beers and go to the creek. i like fishing. i m a simple man.

hi there , how is it going ?
just finishing up my daily fishing at the creek .
that sounds relaxing . i love the outdoors
yeah , now i am going to drink some beers . and eat sunfish
sounds like a plan . i was just out on a lake taking some sunset photos
i do not know how to take pictures , i am a simple dude .
its very easy , you just gotta let the landscape speak to you
will you maybe teach me ?
i would love to share my love of nature
are you single ? are you old ?
i am single and in my 30s . you ?
i am single too , older than you . do you want to go to the creek ?
i would love to go for a hike
a hike to the creek ? to drink beer ? and hold me ?


i work in an animal shelter. i ve never met my father. i speak fluent french. my favorite food is mushroom ravioli.

hello how are you doing ?
i am good how are you
good thanks . so where are you from ?
i am originally from france what about you
london here . how very cool .
that is cool where do you live now
i am in the states . la . you ?
i am in the midwest now
what do you do in life ?
i spend my time at animal shelters
that is good of you . do you like camping ?
i have never been what about you
camp a lot not recently though having a tough time at home .
oh no i am sorry to hear that


my parents live across the street from me. i love to read true crime books. i work in a coffee shop. my favorite drink is caramel cappuccino.

hi how are you today
i am really tired today . i work in a popular coffee shop . always super crowded !
coffee is very popular and good . do yall sell gummy worms i love those
no . . . ll . . . . . plenty of caramel cappuccinos though . they are my favorite .
aw man that is not cool . do you like music and books
i like reading . my favorite genre are crime novels . how bout you ?
i love sci fi books those are great
oh ! i love those too . ever read 1984 ?
i heard it was good . is it one of your favorites
yes . it makes me really think about good vs . evil
i have to check that out . have you ever listened to rock opera music
not really . do you have any suggestions ?
i love two steps from hell
never heard of it . i will have to find that on you tube . i like alternative music


my favorite color is blue. i drive a four wheel drive vehicle. i like to draw and paint in my spare time. my house is paid for. i wear a uniform to work.

hello , whats going on ? everything good in your life ?
alright i guess and you ?
i am doing good ! i live near the beach and went surfing today . ca not complain !
whats your favorite color then ?
red . i also like black and purple
i was gonna guess that blue was your favorite ha
nah ! whats your favorite color ?
mine is blue haha . do you ever four wheel ?
no . i am born and raised in nyc . i do not even own a car .
where do you work at
i work in a call center doing customer service
i used to do that , those people are the worst
i hate this job ! what do you do ?
i draw and paint things


i used to work for monsanto. i enjoy swimming. i enjoy shopping online. i am a mother.

how are you doing today
pretty good thx and you ?
i am having a good day
what do you do for work
i am a baker i love baking
very cool what are your hobbies
i like playing sports and baking
do you ever go swimming ?
yes i love swimming
me too its the best
yes it is its cal and relaxing
are you a mother by chance ?


i have trouble feeling emotion. sometimes i wish i didn t have to wake up in the morning. my parents are distant. i have an older brother that has gotten into trouble. i see a therapist that doesn t really understand me.

hi ! reading is my favorite past time .
i have a hard time feeling emotion .
i have fibromyalgia so it helps me get through the harsh winters here
i hate waking up in the morning , i wish i did not have to .
i create lots of patterns using beads i love art
my therapist does not understand me .
mine either i am sorry
my older brother gets into trouble and my parents are distant .
i just recently moved and am having a hard time adjusting
i bet that is hard . i am ready to move from my city .
it is really hard . i want to go home .
did you really move away from home ? where to ?
i unfortunately moved to penn state
for college ? that is great !


i have 4 cats and 2 dogs. i love to skate and ski. my car has to be as fast as my motorcycle. i love the smell of leather.

my customers are getting too rowdy in the windy city . my bartender says so .
hi how are you today ? i am well thanks for asking .
i am fine . met all my wives at my bar . fifth time is a charm .
oh , i not married i just love being with my two dogs and four cats
stuffing fine tobacco in my pipe helps me think . pets would be distracting
when i need to think i just go skating or skiing , i love doing that
i like doing crosswords . i was very good at spelling in grade three .
i like fast stuff , even my car is just as fast as my motorcycle
i like winning things . i like remembering when i won grade three spelling bee .
i very much like the smell of leather i wear it all the time
i end up wearing drinks if i get too verbally aggressive with my drunk customers
makes sense i would throw my drink at a bartender for that
you would think five wives would have taught me something about self control
4 cats and 2 dogs would scare most people away but we have a blast
pets are usually not a problem at my bar . they are much better behaved than some customers
i bet most pets are cleaner then people as well


i am a cyclist. my favorite food is pizza. i work at a restaurant as waiter. my father used to be a cop.

how how are you doing
a little bummed at the moment .
why is there something wrong
my dad the ex cop , stays on my back for being a cyclist .
ah i see how that can be annoying do you cycle competitively
no just for fun . i work as a waiter .
ah ok do you like music ?
i love music and pizza is my favorite food . guess where i work ?
haha i do not know where do you work
pizza palace . whats your favorite music ?
i play country music on the guitar
awesome . have you recored anything ?
no not yet i am still learning
i see . how old are you ?
i am 25 what about you
same age as you . we could be twins , lol .


i eat tuna fish salad at least every day. i can t get enough gummy worms to satisfy my sweet tooth. i read sci fi space adventures with a passion. i have sandy brown hair and green eyes.

hi , how are you doing today ?
hello , how are you this afternoon ?
i am ok trying to figure out this bizarre dream i had last night .
did it involve gummy worms and sci fi adventures in space ?
now that is hilarious ! i was a koala trapped in a cage .
sorry , i cannot help you then . i would love to have a koala .
i love gummy worms . do you like to surf ?
i do , i love to surf .
me too . i surf with my partners all over the world . where do you surf ?
i surf in cali and mexico .
venice beach has great surfing ! what else do you like to do ?
shop , hike , etc . what about you ?
i like those too also reading and snorkeling . what is the best place you have hiked ?
badlands national park and the grand canyon . how is snorkeling ?
so much fun . it was the best in belize . have you been ?
no , i have not . only costa rica .


i enjoy playing guitar and video games. i have a dog that has behavioral issues. i am in a very intimate and loving relationship. i love beef. i work from home doing various jobs on the internet.

hello , how are you today ?
i am fantastic , just playing mario on n64
that is cool . my family and i like to play video games also .
i play them with my girlfriend . she is really good !
awesome . my husband and son like playing final fantasy together .
do they ? that is great !
yes . so where do you live ?
i live in the mountains
oh that is awesome . i love to travel and am moving to the mountains in springtime .
awesome ! i do internet jobs !
that is great . i have been trying to get into that but not sure where to start .
well , they pay great , and you do not have go in anywhere !
i would love to talk to you about it .
well , what would you like to know ?
how do you get started and where do you look ?
well , just google , internet jobs , and things shall pop up !


i owe 2 monitors for work. i am single. i read ebooks more than hardcopies. i love watching superheroes shows.

hey there how are you today ?
just fine , how are you ? i am just working
i am working as well . i am part time at the library on campus . first year in college
how are you liking college ? at work i have two monitors
well that is cool . its alright . i am taking 3 different science classes so there is that lol
good job ! hey do you like physical books or ebooks better ?
ebooks . i actually prefer audio books honestly
i prefer ebooks too ! have you found love on campus ?
no i have not . i am still at home but hopefully be in the dorms next year
i commuted to school as well . no love life for me either
yea i take the bus to school actually
my parents took me for the longest time


i brew my own beer. i just bought a new house with my partner. i live in portland , oregon. i like to make my own coffee. i am gay.

i live in texas on a ranch . i am a cheerleader . football is very big here .
that s neat . i just bought a house in portland , oregon . are you in school ?
just graduated college and turned 21 . i guess i will have to quit cheering soon .
do you have any hobbies aside from cheerleading ?
i like horseback riding . i want to try acting but i would have to move .
acting would be fun . have you always lived in texas ? change can be good sometimes .
yeah but you need money to pick up and go . i do have friends in california .
california is really great . my partner and i have visited there before .
do you work in portland ? i have heard they have some great vineyards there .
i m not much of a wine person but i enjoy brewing my own beer
do you like the pas ? i like the stout beers myself .
i do like ipa s . i also make my own coffee too .
how do you do that ? i will bet it tastes really fresh .
it does taste pretty fresh . do you have any animals on your ranch ?
the usual . horses and cows . i love the horses and would miss them .
that sounds really nice . i can see why you wouldn t want to give that up .


my mother works at a bank. i work in an animal shelter. i have never met my father. i speak fluent french.

hi how are you doing today ?
hi i am fine , how about yourself ?
pretty good . whats your job ?
for work , i am in an animal shelter . how about you ?
i just drive my red car around
do you speak any other languages fluently , i can in french ?
i just drive my red car around
do you speak any other languages ?
i do not speak other languages .
what does your mother do for a living , mine works at a bank ?
i am not sure really . hobbies ?
do you know your father ? i have never met mine .
i do not either sadly . its much too common .
that is very sad , is he still alive you think ?


i am an engineer. my favorite food is pizza. i decided to quick my job and travel for a couple of months. i love to dance salsa.

hi ! do you like reading ? i have been reading since i was 3 and love it !
not much of a reader . just quit my job as a locomotive engineer .
i cannot stop readying . usually 3 books in a week . why did you quit ?
could not stand all that frack sand in my eyes and hair .
what will you do now ? i also quit when i left high school .
going to tour the south on my harley . waiting for the hurricanes to stop .
sounds great ! by yourself ? do you have family ?
call me solo . han solo . give me a pizza every day and i am in heaven .
just like me and books ! anything else that you like to do for fun ?
salsa , the kind you dance not the sauce , is also tasty .
haha , nice ! you will have fun dancing in the southern states on your trip !
hoping to sneak over the border in to mexico on more than one occasion !
could be fun ! take care and enjoy !
you , too ! thanks for the chat !


i recently moved to florida. i m a huge fan of jason mraz. twilight is my favorite book series. i want to find out what it s like to eat grasshoppers. i only surf when the tide is low.

hi , how are you today ?
i am kind of bored . trying to find something to do in a new city .
oh . i like to bake when i am bored .
yummy . have you ever baked anything odd like grasshoppers ?
no way . i fix a lot of chocolate cake .
i love chocolate cake . do you live in florida ? i am new here .
no , i have in south carolina . not too far .
that is close . do you have good surfing beaches there ?
i think so . i am old , so i do not surf .
age is only a number . have you read the twilight series ?
nope , i do not read that much .
are you baking anything today ?
maybe later . not sure , my kids are coming to visit .
you have kids ? cool . how many ?
2 daughters and one son .
i would love to have kids some day . any grandkids yet ?


i love to read. i started collaborating with some popular publishers. i have none to share my thoughts about the books i read. i started a small blog lately to post reviews.

good morning , what are you up to ?
sipping some coffee and working on my new blog . you ?
i am trying to tidy up around my home , i cannot stand clutter .
i am the same way , i keep all my writing in very organized files
what do you like to write about ?
i blog about books i have read but i am working with major publishers on a book
cool , i have a cat , his name is jingles , do you have pets ?
no , but i have been considering getting a cat recently
they are sweet despite my horrible allergies .
i live alone so it would be great to have the furry company
my skin is so red it hurts . when i shower i scrub really hard , so painful
have you seen a doctor ?
i have but he is no good help
have you tried essential oils ?


i live in a condo. i have never been to canada. i get up at 4am everyday. my favorite food is steak.

hello , seafood makes me unable to breathe and my dad works 11 hour days .
i start my day off with a juicy steak at 4 am
oh wow that is inspirational . hot chocolate in the winter for me only !
hot chocolate sounds nice . are you in school ?
no but my mom used to read me stories for bed .
cool . you ever been to canada ? i would love to go ?
lets go to canada together . just do not eat seafood near me .
i am not really a fan of seafood either
it makes me not breathe well and sometimes my eyeballs fallout .
oh wow ! ! ! that is awful
i know it hurts a lot . when can we go to canada ?
i am ready when you are . just got to pack my suitcase lol
are you looking for a husband ?
maybe . are you looking for a wife ?
yes i need a wife that will drink hot chocolate with me during winter .
sounds very sweet and innocent


hotdogs are my favorite food. i like reading horror novels. my weekends are filled with bird watching. my favorite drink is pepsi.

good morning ! just woke up , getting ready for work but i will probably be late . i always am !
good morning to you as well . having a good one ?
pretty good so far ! what are you up to today ?
nothing much . going to re watch the old movie it before i see the new one .
. after i get off work from the diner my bf roommate may go see it too !
ah that sounds great . do you also enjoy reading horror novels as well ?
i do ! i own a business so its hard for me to find time to read though .
i hear you . i get busy myself so i try to read before bed .
that is a good idea . do you read horror novels before falling asleep ?
no , then i would never get to sleep . i read whitman
very nice ! the hurricane news is making me nervous .
just finished one in texas . hope florida will be okay
me too . any ideas for a good cupcake flavor ?
love red velvet and chocolate chip


my hair is long and blonde. my mother died when i was a child. i like to run. my favorite color is blue.

hi , i am a divorce father of two who loves to bowl . and you are ?
i have long blond hair and i lost my mom as a child .
hmmm . i love being with my sons riley and madison . you sing ?
but i do run , which i like to do and i love the color blue .
get out ! me too ! my wife had blonde hair . i am a baby doctor . you dance ?
not really , i like to stay in . most days
i see but you can dance inside right ? you bowl ?
i do but not professionally just for fun .
oh okay . you have any children ?
one toddler , who refuses to sleep .
wow ! it gets better . hang in there . i love my sons . they are my world .
yeah , my son gives me run for my money . some days i feel lazy .
huh ? did you run today . i did .
no not today . i needed time to myself .
you deserve that . you would make a good voiceover actor . you act ?
no i do not act . not since i was 12 years of age .


i love coffee with cream. my favorite band is the beastie boys. i am a painter. i want to be a museum curator.

hi how are you today
i am doing well . how about you ?
i am doing ok got a headache from work .
oh wow . what kind of work do you do ?
i do taxes for companies as an accountant
very nice . maybe if you drink some coffee it might help the headache
thanks for the advice . what do you do for a living
i am a secretary but also a painter
those are great jobs . what kind of things do you paint
i like to paint picture of nature .
oh you are very talented . have you ever seen a leprechaun
yes i have seen pictures of ones
i think they are very real . do you have any pets i have a dog
no pets . do you listen to music ?
i have a dog he is like a best friend . i listen to pop music
have you heard of the beastie boys ?


my son plays on the local football team. i design video games for a living. i have been on the design team for over 65 video games. i am trying to create my own startup company in the gaming industry. my wife recently got laid off from her human resources job.

good evening , what are you up to ?
just got in from work . i design video games designed over 65 now
wow impressive ! i just had my favorite dinner , pizza
we cant afford pizza since my wife got laid off from her human resources job
oh too bad ! i should not be eating it , trying to watch my figure lol
maybe you could join a local football team to work out ? my sons in one
oh that sounds fun . how old is your son ?
he is in his teens . how old are you ?
25 . . wondering if i would be a little old lol
they have older teams . hey , you need a job ?
no way , i own a shop called toms auto repair
oh ! i am trying to start a company myself in the gaming industry
oh well good luck to you ! tough at first , but very rewarding
thank you , so what else you lie ?


i often spend my free time engaging in activism work with friends and family. i enjoy this type of activist work , as my job isn t very personally fulfilling. i enjoying keeping up with the news and learning about political issues. i also enjoy reading novels by female authors and exploring new areas. i work as a legal assistant in a law firm that basically only handles real estate work.

hey , can you help me ?
sure . what do you need ?
i want to learn how to swim
i think you might be able to teach yourself in a shallow pool .
so you do not want to help me ?
i can come help you but i can not get in . i have no swimsuit .
do you want to go and get burgers instead ?
sure . i know a great place where i went last weekend after the protest .
will you take me there ?
sure , it will be fun and i can tell you about this book i just read .
okay , but after this anime show is over
sometimes i watch anime at work . i work in legal .
i hate working , i had to start young .
my job is not very fulfilling , but it does make good money .


i ve a flower garden. i love watching anime. i owe two laptops. i love chocolate. my grandparents are dead.

greetings . what is it like to walk ?
i do not know i am disabled and watch anime all day
no way ! i am disabled too . i pretty much just read all day
yeah its been tough at times my grandparents passed and we lived together
oh that is sad . can you work ?
yeah i have 2 laptops 1 for inventory the other my etsy shop
oh that is pretty cool . i managed to get a job at a museum .
oh lucky museums have the best chocolate
yeah we have some decent chocolate . i prefer the tea though
i grow a lovely flower and herb garden too
awesome ! ever make tea from the herbs ?
yes ginseng root and chia make good tea
yum . will you be my friend ?
yes its not every day you meet nice people


i love chocolate. i have six older sisters. i am an avid fan of the boston celtics. i work for a small , family owned restaurant. i love walking in the park.

hello , how are you today ?
i am doing well and you ?
i am doing well too , thank you for asking !
what are you doing tonight ?
i am packing to move to college
what a great adventure . i am saving to go to college .
are you planning to go close or far for school ?
i am not sure yet . when i get some money saved , i will decide .
i am heading pretty far , university of michigan
i will graduate high school this spring . i work for my dad waiting tables .
is spring your favorite season ?
i like spring . the flowers in the park near me are so beautiful .
i love to swim , so summer is the best time for me
the only thing i like more than walking in the park is chocolate .
chocolate is my favorite , specifically m ms . what is yours ?
m ms also . do you have any siblings . six older sisters here , three of them are married .


the idea of working is not my cup of tea. i am a free spirit. my parents were like this as well. i like to live off of the land.

hi how are you today
hi , i am good . how are you ?
good ! just hanging out with my parrot
parrot , cool . . . how long have you had it ?
several years . his name is todd . do you have pets ?
yea , i live on a farm , so i have a few farm animals
what is your favorite animal ?
horses , i think they are free spirits , just like me . what is your favorite ?
just birds in general . they are also free spirits in their own way
yea , are you a free spirit too ?
i would think so . my family might not agree with me , but i like myself
oh , why not ? my parents are free spirits just like me
they do not approve of some of my life choices
what choices do they not approve of ?


i really like cake and do not prefer vegetables. i am almost finished with my degree. i am 49 , male and live in dublin , ireland. i have one sister and a niece and nephew.

hi , how are you doing tonight ?
i am good thanks for asking
what are you doing up so late ?
i cant sleep cuz i am scared
what in the world scared you ?
i just got done watching the conjuring
oh , a scary show ? i hate that stuff . i would rather watch a sunset .
have you seen that movie ?
no , i work too much to watch movies . just getting done for the night .
what do you do for a living ?
i manage a grocery store in a rural area of michigan .
do you have any kids ?
yes , they are in bed . i am just finishing last months paperwork .
what city are you located in ?


i am a zookeeper. i eat 6 eggs every morning for breakfast. i love to read crime novels. my right foot only has 3 toes. my favorite animal is the panda.

hi , how are you ? please tell me more about you .
hi . well , lets see . . . i love reading crime novels . my favorite !
i love watching netflix with my friends and family .
i like netflix , too . my fave animal is the panda . you ?
i love dogs and listening to music . iron maiden rocks .
yeah , i love all animals , really . i work as a zookeeper for my career .
cool . . omg ! any favorite foods ? i love italian and cooking it too .
i love food too much , lol . every morning , my breakfast includes 6 eggs .
wow , omelettes are bomb !
agreed . i eat a lot of them . . . all kinds of eggs , actually .
yap , with cheese and onions . . my dad makes those .
yum . making me hungry , lol .
ahahah , he is very prestigious in his job too , he is a doctor .
that is great . heres an interesting fact i have just 3 toes on my right foot .
what happened to you ? sorry to hear that .
born that way , and i am not lady gaga .


i love to keep a small garden outside of my house. i am seventy one years old. my favorite food to harvest is carrots. i love all sorts of fresh vegetables.

hi my name is sally and i am a woman . i like the color purple .
i love purple , it is the color of beets , my favorite vegetable
mac and cheese is my favorite vegetable . my masters degree is evidence .
i would love to get a masters degree but i am too old
what did you do when you were younger ? i learned to swim and still do .
i was a harvester on my fathers farm
what kind of music do you like ?
i love the blues . what about you ?
i love kid rock or as i like to call him senator rock .
what do you like to do ?
still love to swim everyday since i was a little girl . and you ?
gardening is my lifelong passion
what is your favorite food ?
pizza . what is your favorite food ?
mac and cheese ! especially in the shape of dinosaurs .
i love dinosaurs . they are my favorite


i work 60 hours a week. i love sunsets. sometimes i think i should get out and exercise more. i wake early to watch the sun rise every day. i eat breakfast then go right back to bed.

hello , are you in school ? i am a student studying for my masters in social sciences
i work , to much probably . i average about 60 hours a week .
oh wow , where do you work ? a pizza place ? that is my favorite food
on a cruise ship , i get to watch the sun rise and then watch it set .
i like to eat sushi also , do they have that on the cruise ship ?
yes , they even have breakfast sushi , i eat it before going back into bed for a nap .
naps can be very refreshing
yes , but sometimes i feel like i should get out and exercise more instead .
its possible , maybe i should also with eating so much pizzaz
its not easy when they make food tastes so good and naps feel so nice .
yes , ai not that the truth ? !
if only watching a movie about exercise was good enough .
if only that was good enough , shucks
ok , i have to go , have a good day


i drive a restored mustang. i m a college student. i play football. i like action movies. my father is a doctor.

what is your passion ? what makes you tick ?
football . and my restored mustang . how about you ?
used books and flowers and cats . animals in general really .
i love animals . and action movies
i love both of those things except the second one . haha
lol . i attend college . i want to be a doctor like my dad
i arrange flowers . it is really an ideal job for me .
that sounds nice . my girlfriend likes flowers
you should get her more of them then . support your local flower shop ! haha
lol i probably should , she would probably like that
have you read the dangerous voyage of gup the sailor ? i love it . bought it new .
i have not . maybe i should check it out
you should ! google it ! its worth the read for sure .
thanks . i will try to check it out . i hope you have a good day
you too i have to make dinner soon for my parents . i live with them .
that is nice . i am at work making that money for college and the girlfriend


i enjoy the outdoors. my friends and i go hiking all the time. i am a hardcore biker. i got a girlfriend last month. my favorite breakfast is pancakes.

hello , what is your favorite kind of cookie ?
i like pancakes . they are like giant cookies .
never had anyone say that before . . . ever had a cookie ? lol
yeah i have had a ton of em . have you ever had a chocolate chip pancake ?
just last weekend . . . any other breakfast options you like ? bagels
bagels are my secret actual favorite . do you work ?
my husband does the actual work , i have hobbies
nice . me too not the husband part though . i am a loner . what hobbies ?
training dogs is super fine
i have pitbulls and harleys . i am very hardcore .
awwww i love pitbulls , they are so smart
they are knuckle heads . i have to punch them in the face sometimes . its not abuse
well i would say that is the opposite of training
they shake it right off ! lt does nothing . they are sweet dogs though
just a flesh wound , huh ?
yeah yeah . i like to take trips and travel . do you travel ?


i like watching videos of surgery. i enjoy playing with edged weapons. traveling and making friends is something i find delightful. britney spears is a wonderful singer who really touches me. my favorite ice cream is pistachio.

hello . how are you ?
good , hows it going ?
good . i am just taking a break from reading .
that is good , i have been watching videos revolving around surgeries for one of my classes .
good . i am just taking a break from reading .
its interesting listening to britney spears while watching these videos
good . i am just taking a break from reading .
i have never noticed how decent her voice is , what do you like to do ?
that sounds interesting . i have only seen seven surgeries in my life .
i have not seen any in person yet , but its fascinating watching how they do it .
oh who is she ?
she is an ex singer from the early 2000s , mostly does pop songs and the like
i like to go on walks . i like to read . sometimes i facetime with friends .
have you ever tried pistachio ice cream ? its one of my favorites
my father is a doctor . i always thought he was brave .
very cool ! its tough doing the work they do


i like to hunt. i am not married. i love basketball. i like to sing.

hello , how are you doing today ?
i am doing good , how about yourself ?
stressed honestly , i need to be on a beach somewhere instead of work .
the beach sounds beautiful , but i am more of a woods person myself .
i would go anywhere at this point i have been working 80 hours weeks .
that is rough ! you should definitely relax . i find music really soothing , especially singing .
none ever does anything right so i do it over to get it perfect .
i understand that . its like hunting or basketball , you have to be exact and perfect .
yes , that is why i am always the first one in and last to leave .
its the same on the court . first one ready to play , last one to leave .
are you a basketball player ?
not professionally , but i play . do you do any sports ?
too much time is spent at work that i do not have time .
you should always find the time for the hobbies you enjoy !


i would love to be a professional eater and not get fat. i hate cleaning up after my husband and children. i cannot choose between lollipops and rainbows. to free my mind from feeling depressed i look up at the stars at night. i believe in aliens.

just finished a 5 mile climb
wow exciting ! where did you go ?
all the way up to the forest and back . i am totally ready for the marathon .
did you go to black wood forest ? there was an alien sighting there !
yes ! and i am the alien ! woooooo ! wanna dance later ?
org you are ? i totally want to dance with you !
okokokok . but no drinks til midnite this time . i really want to cut the floor !
ok then we have to eat first though , i love to eat ! !
great ! wherever ! !
yes my dream is to be a professional eater
that is weird . but i like it ! !
and not get fat of course ! !
duh .
ha ha
hip hop tonite . punk on saturday !
i have to hurry and clean up this mess if we are going to go out .


my favorite color is grey. i love to do yoga. my passion is writing. i am single.

hi , how are you today ?
i am doing great just got home
oh , where were you at ?
i was at my nightly yoga class
fun . i am dating a guy that works for nasa .
that is great i am single wish i had a girlfriend
tell me something about yourself . i am very forgetful .
i have a strong passion for writing
another thing about me , i have two moms .
i have a mom and a dad but do not see them
i see my moms a lot .
what is your favorite color mine is gray
i like grey a lot . and blue .
blue is a very nice color


i work in it. i was born in london. i live with my boyfriend of 5 years. i live in vienna , austria now.

hi ! i am living in california , where are you at ?
living in austria the city of vienna now
nice , my dogs a german shepard , do you see a lot of those there ?
no i do not my boyfriend walks our dog we have been together 5 yrs
congrats ! i like to go surfing with my girlfriend
my boyfriend and i live near a river but do not surf
do you guys like cars ? as a mechanic i fix up my corvette often
we have jobs in it no car we work from home
oh that sounds nice too
i have seen lots of cars in london my place of birth
cool , i see a lot of cars as a mechanic too
have you ever been to london ?
no i have not , i have never gone out of california
i have visited los angeles only once
you should visit more often , the beach is very relaxing
i would like to try and surf one day


i have 2 cats. i work in a veterinary office. i love to go to the beach. my favorite food is strawberries. i am vegan.

my favorite thing ever is to go running with my family !
first rule of vegan club tell everyone about vegan club ! !
right on . vegan is life ! ! how long have you been vegan ?
has to be as long as i have had my two cats ? ten years maybe ?
i have been shopping at american eagle for tens years now too ! awesome store
i am a chess king guy . i love working with dogs and cats at beach
does your cat swim in the beach ? mine likes to
my cats swim while i crush strawberries its awesome
smart ! mine like to ride in my chevy duramax . my truck purrs too
did i forget to mention i am vegan ?
i do not think so . i am vegan too , we can be best friends !
we can larp and have broccoli fights
those are seriously the best ! i do them all the time with my kids
larp ing on the beach is the best chasing dorks everywhere
running on the beach is pretty awesome too though
i like to run with my strawberries on the beach when i am naked


i am a female and love to be surrounded by males. i am still in love with my ex boyfriend. i working in a publishing building. people say i have a cute laugh.

question do you have a cat ?
hi ! no , no cat and no boyfriend anymore . . . i still love him though . you ?
i am single , with allergies , so i just ink them on , have six cats now !
wow ! are they male or female ?
my tat cats ? lol they are gender . what do you do for fun ?
for fun ? i lough in a cute way to get mens attention . ;
sounds alluring ! whats your day job ?
i am in publishing . you ? also , what other hobbies do you have ?
cool , i am a file clerk boring . i love to dance , like my mom ballet .
ballet sounds much more interesting than filing ! have you thought about a career change ?
there is not much call for male dancers in baltimore !
oh , but it has the potential to be very interesting if you tour with a ballet group
i have toyed with the idea , i just like to play things safe . what are your dreams ?
ph , mine are simple i deam about being surrounded by men ! ;
like a har men get it ? instead of harem !
haha , yeah ! i like that !


i have a condition that prevents me from going to high altitudes. i pray to god for my family every morning. my mother raised me by herself while working two jobs. i always put my left sock on first.

hello , what are you up to today ?
thinking about how my mother raised me by herself working 2 jobs .
that must have been rough .
interesting fact i put my socks on left sock first .
wow , that just went from serious to light very quickly . i have been watching cartoons today .
love cartoons and i also have health issues i cannot breath in high altitudes .
i am sorry to hear that . i do not have a lot going on . just a really simple person .
i have devotions every morning and i pray to god for my family and their safety .
that probably helps with your health issues . laughter can also help . i love jokes .
me too heard any good ones lately ?
what is it called when a cat wins a dog show ?
i do not know what is it called ?


teaching is my passion. my husband is a cop. i am married. my favorite place is the beach.

my life is so very boring . i wish there was more excitement
why do you say that ?
my family excludes me from functions
my husband sees a lot of family problems in his job as a cop
really ? i wonder if my life would be better in space .
going to space is exciting but i prefer going to the beach
do you think they have beaches in space ?
maybe on some planets ! ! i love to discuss space travel with my students .
do you teach music ? i love listening to classical music .
i love to teach music to young children . teaching is such a great career .
do you teach music ? i love listening to classical music .
what kind of work do you do ?
do you teach music ? i love listening to classical music .
what kind of classical music do you enjoy ?
i am an art teacher
great . i enjoy talking to other teachers .
my husband and i enjoy summers on the beach in the summer
my husband and i enjoy the beach every summer .


i get my nails done every saturday. i secretly love watching wwe wrestling. my family owns a grocery store. i work as a receptionist at a lawyer s office. i daydream about cafes in paris.

hey , how are you doing today ?
i am well . i had a good day at work . i am a receptionist .
that is great ! what do you do for your job ?
i am a receptionist at a law office . what about you ?
that sounds like fun . i am a stay at home mom .
very nice . how do you rest after a long week ?
it sounds bad but i am obsessed with eating . i spend hours cooking
how nice ! i get my nails done each weekend as a treat for myself .
that sounds nice . i should do that since i have been wanting to feel pretty
i would love to get all dressed up and go to parisian cafe one day .
i wish i could , none of my nice clothes fit me anymore
that is too bad . it sounds like you deserve a shopping spree .
i would love to have one
what other hobbies do you have besides cooking ?


i like to run so that i can clear my head. i enjoy watching mystery movies. i like to drink green tea. i am an author.

hi . how are you today ?
i am good and you
do you have any pets ? i have a cat and dog .
i do not do you work
i work in technology . i build computers .
nice i am a writer
are you in a relationship ?
i am not are you
i wish that i would never die , what about you ?
i like to run a lot
i like diving , freestyle usually .
i run but do not swim
oh . i run sometimes . i like walking better .
do you like to watch films
yes , sometimes . are you in a relationship ?
i am not are you then


i enjoy walking around the park. i love my dog. i like baking. i go to the theater to watch plays. wedding cakes are my specialty.

hi how are you today ?
i am great . how are you ?
i am alright are you adopted ?
no i am not . are you ?
i was . how does that make you feel
i find that fascinating to me
where do you work at ?
i own a bakery . i love making wedding cakes . you ?
i work at a party store we could collaborate
oh that sounds cool . do you have party supplies for pets too ? i cherish my dog .
we got them all . only the best partying goods
awesome . what do you do in your free time ?


i love to sing. i do not treat my girlfriend very well. i am a lesbian. i work in tv. i like to cook breakfast on sundays.

hi there ! how are you ?
i doing so so just had a fight with my girlfriend .
that is not good . hopefully you were able to resolve the issue .
she always complain i do not treat her well . . . you married ?
no . i am still in college . i have not found the one yet .
oh well do not rush just focus on you . . . what are you studying
i have not chosen a subject yet . just seeing where life takes me .
are you working while in school
i have got a crappy job at scrubway , but it pays the bills . you work ?
yes i got a job behind the scenes for tv shows
that is pretty neat . what do you like to do when you are not working ?
singing every chance i get . . . i should have been a singer .
what type of music do you like to sing ? i prefer country .
i love pop music . . . do you have hobbies ?


i want to move to london when i get older. i have 3 brothers. i love soccer. i work for nike as an accountant. i like to invest in the stock market.

hi how are you today
i am good ? just got one playing soccer . you ?
but it is raining outside
not here . what do you do for a living ?
nothing really besides arrange my moms shoes
oh . i am an accountant for nike .
wow do you know michael jordan
never met him . i also invest in the stock market some .
do you get discounts on shoes ? my mom has 500
oh wow , that is a lot . yes , 30
yeah i only have one pair
oh . i probably have 8 or 10 .
yeah she takes all the shoes ! !
do you have an siblings ? i have 3 .
i do not just me and my shoe mom
oh . all three of mine are brothers .


i love to ski in the winter. i love to hike in the summer. my name is mary and i m from colorado. my favorite band is one direction.

hello how are you this afternoon
i am great . just listening to some one direction !
i am in the subway on my way to work
where do you work at ?
i work in grocery store i love vegetables
i do not have a job . tough to find work in colorado
i love colorado , next week i am going to canada to visit my sister
do you ever go skiing ?
once in a while , i like snowboarding better
i also like to hike when it is warm
i mostly take care of my four cats
ah i love cats . what is your name ?
jose , what is your name
my parents decided to call me mary


sometimes i feel like i ve already been through life once before. once a year , i take a week off and head to florida. i work as a freelance accountant. i freeze up in social situations. i was diagnosed with mild ocd in college.

i am good at playing the piano . do you play an instrument too ?
that is great ! no i do not because i have bad social anxiety
i am sorry to hear that . think of audience members as your friends .
that is good advice . i relax in florida to take a break once a year .
a night owl is what i am . do you stay up at night too ?
yes i stay up late even when i should not .
i eat as a vegetarian . how do you eat ?
i eat anything but i respect the vegetarian lifestyle .
dancing is one of my skills . do you dance too ?
that is nice . no do not dance but i like to sing
i was about to say i am fanatical about singing . what do you sing ?
i always feel as i have already done something before i do it
it is good to have confidence in whatever you do . anything else to learn ?
yes it is i am good at math
have any other school courses troubled you ?
not to much i have always done well


i am passionate about a lot of things. my back hurts chronically. i tend to work myself up. i am an old soul. i just want my voice to be heard.

hi , how are you today ?
hey there , i am doing well , a little tired
i just finished dying my hair again , this time it is purple .
i just dyed mine black last week , i normally keep a vibrant red
it is an attention getter since i am six feet , so you can not miss me lol
i am super short , so the red made me a fire ball in peoples eyes
lol , i am just weird in general since i am classified as a genius .
i would love to have more brains than i do . i am seen as the punk rock chic
i am so weird that i like to collect people and cats
you like to collect ? what do you mean
my family travels a lot , i have relocated more than forty times this year .
that is crazy , i would not be able to do that
well i should say stray people , it makes more sense .
i previously was a cna , helped many people , now i have back pain
i understand your back pain , i suffered with that for many years now
its not enjoyable that is for sure


i m afraid of clowns. i take the subway to work everyday. every fall i visit my sister in canada. i have four cats. i m a vegetarian.

hi there . how are you ?
hello i am not good . getting scared
why ? i just finished frying some fish for dinner .
because it is halloween and that means clowns
oh . i do not like clowns either .
me and my cats are afraid of them
oh . who is your favorite singer ?
i am going to canada to see my little sister
oh . my favorite is justin bieber .
tom petty but he died
oh yeah . that was hard to believe .
i know i cried for days
tell me something about yourself .
i am a girl who loves to travel
i cannot drink milk . i am lactose intolerant .
i am sorry to hear that


i have no technological skills. i am stuck in the past due to remoteness. i am a savage. i work for the discovery channel creating videos. i love the outdoors.

hi . i am so busy .
care to chat for a while ? ?
i have to hurry . robert is waiting .
robert ? ? a friend or a boy friend ?
no , my younger brother . my best friend , dale , is out of town .
what do you do for living ? ?
well i was a business major so i am looking for a business to be in .
great . . i did my mba recently
oh . i just got back from being in scotland for my hockey tryout .
that is impressive . . how was ur trip ? ?
it was fine but i had to get back to see robert and dale .
oh . . now . . ? please go ahead . .
well i spend time with them when i am not watching that hockey .
oh . . good , what else you do ?


my hobby is photography. i live in the mountains. i do not own a television. i know how to pilot a plane. i am a lawyer.

hello , are you there ? how are you ?
hi how are you today
i am good , i am just drinking my coffee .
do you drink coffee often ?
i do , french vanilla is my favorite coffee flavor , what do you like to drink ?
i like to drink beer mostly
haha , yeah my boyfriend i have been dating for 10 years has always liked beer
do you like planes then ?
no , being a gymnast i only like to jump in the air not fly
i can fly planes though yeah
awesome , what do you do for fun ?
i love to take pictures of things
that is cool , what do you take pictures of ?
the forests and my court cases


i spend as much time as i can with my family. i like to bowl. i am a pediatrician. i am a family man.

hi , my name is jason
hello jason , my name is stan
what would you like to talk about
what do you do for work ?
eh , not much , just whatever is easiest i guess
that is nice , i am a pediatrician
that sounds like a lot of work
it can be , but i still get to spend a lot of time with my family
my family is annoying , my sister and mom nag me a lot
that is terrible , what do you like to do for fun
i game on my computer a lot
computer gaming is fun , i go bowling a lot


i have a masters degree in creative writing. i have 3 sisters and 2 brothers. my favorite place to spend time at is the beach. i live in a medium sized city.

hi ! how are you today ?
i am good , hanging out with my 3 sisters , how are you ?
i am great ! where do you live ? california here .
i live in a medium city by the beach
cool . what is your favorite food ?
i like fruit it helps me focus on writing . do you like creative writing ?
i do ! my favorite thing is reading , though !
reading is cool , but i would rather spend my time at the beach .
do you have a job ?
yeah , i am a creative writer .
oh , okay , cool ! i am a power plant worker .
power plants are cool , i have 2 brothers who work at a power plant .
neat ! i cannot wait to have spaghetti for dinner .
spaghetti is all i ate while paying for my masters in creative writing .


i hope to someday compete professionally or atleast qualify for an event. i am the general manager of the local grocery store. my hobbies include reading and cycling. my name is frank.

hello ! how are you doing ?
i am good . i am frank , i run a grocery store . what do you do ?
military veteran that travels and discovers new cultures
that seems cool . any other hobbies ?
love to play football and volunteer at the animal shelter
i like to read and go cycling . hope to one day ride in an event
that sounds great ! are you married ?
yes been married 8 years and you ?
20 years going strong . any favorite foods ?
wow , congrats . i love fried chicken
oh yum ! i love hot wings and pizza
hot wings would be so good right about now
yea nothing better to eat during a football game
i love football and basketball
it was great chatting with you
thanks . the feeling is mutual


i make my own compost. i like to garden. i have my own greenhouse. i am a fruitarian.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am great , how are you ?
i would be better if i could go on a first date
you have never been on a date ?
nope i have not been on a date , but karma is real
what would make you say that ?
he stood me up , but now i have dogs
i do not have any animals . too busy with my garden and greenhouse
i adopted all of them , i love reading
i enjoy reading . i also make compost at home for my garden
one time long ago i wrote a biography
that is interesting . was it yours ? i only eat fruit
it was about my favorite actor who is also a gardener
that is awesome ! i love gardening !


i like movies based on comedies. my favorite food is hamburgers. i am a ballet dancer. i work many hours rehearsing for my show. my parents passed away in a car accident.

i love lamp and i love to cook
cooking is always good . my favorite is hamburgers .
what is your favorite fast food hamburger ?
i do not like fast food . do you like movies ?
yeah i suppose . i want to see a few that are in theatre now .
comedies are my favorite . what genre do you like ?
i like documentaries . do you have facebook ?
no . i do not use social media .
i just press like on any post i see haha
i spend too many hours rehearsing for ballet .
i use to take ballet . do you like the show dance moms ?
it is ok . a bit too flashy for me .
they should do a country version on that , maybe in texas .
that would be interesting to see .
i am from texas , you ?
i am from california . it is nice here .


i could not live without my cell phone. my mom is my best friend. i enjoy the occasional drink with friends. i am more of a cat person than a dog person. i attend book club every week.

hi how are you today ?
i am good just playing with my cat
very cool . do you work ?
yeah i am a nurse . what do you do ?
i have 3 kids i take care of them
aw i am sure they love you . i adore my mom
i have to cook for them all but i enjoy it
that is good ! what do you cook ?
mostly hotdogs for them heh
well hot dogs are better than real dogs
true and i hate when my dog gets cold
do you like to go out and get drinks ?
i did before i got married young
oh that stinks i like going out to get drinks with my friends
are you living in america ?
yeah i live in in detroit


i like to listen to elvis. i drive a blue car. i own blue shoes. i changed my hair color to blue.

hi , whom am i speaking with ?
elena ! hi how are you and what do you do for fun ?
i have little time for fun , i study a lot . what about you ?
i listen to elvis presley . a whole lot . . !
i do play with my four legged child !
i like blue way to much ! blue suede shoes , blue lagoon .
funny ! i like red , the color of my bedroom walls !
is your car and hair red too ? cause mine are . . blue . . .
i have no siblings , going to the pizza place tonight .
what do you do to support your pizza habit ?
i have a part time job between classes .
no wonder you do not have time to do anything fun !
just me and my books ! and my fur baby ! you ?
i am far to obsessed with the color blue for anything fun .


i am an athlete. i race cars for a living. i like to play board games. i like to go fishing. i have 4 daughters.

hello . how was your weekend ? i finished reading three books .
it was good . so you must like reading ?
adore it ! i can read english and french . been reading since i was three !
wow that is impressive . i prefer playing board games
fun ! any certain ones ?
i like them all , but lately my daughters have me playing trouble
how many kids do you have ?
four girls . do you have any ?
i have four as well . two girls two boys .
i am sure you stay busy then . what do you do for work ?
stay at home mom . working on ged since i am a highschool dropout .
ah that is really great


i listen to metal music. i wear a lot of leather. i have black spiky hair. i have boots i always wear.

hello , apparently i am a guy of younger age
pleased to meet you guy of a younger age . i am a leather wearing spiky haired gal
that is wonderful . i have a long beard and a small dog
i love dogs . what is his name ? does he like metal ?
his name is contraband and he likes to play football with me
sounds like a k9 name , my husband is a detective .
that is cool . my husband is in the military
do you move around a lot ? we do .
yes i have moved about 20 times
that is horrid . we do not move that much .
its given me a lot of perspective . tell me more
which subject would you like to hear more about ?
anything else you got about you !
i have a large boot collection , but i only wear one pair .


i like to play video games. i am a musician. my father used to be a mechanic. i have been working the same job for two years.

hello how are you today ?
how are you doing today
i am good , just outside picking rocks up
i am good today
that is very good . do you like beans ?
yea its pretty nice out today
i am just staring at my paintings today
no i do not like beans
man i smell like them , you should come smell me
um no thank you that is weird
not as weird as my dragon ball z collection
wow ok then yeah that is weird
do you collect anything for personal use ?
no i do not collect anything
it is tons of fun i recommend doing it
no i am ok with not doing it


i work for an architect firm. i love to cook. i am looking for someone. i have three dogs. i enjoy fishing.

hi i am gerald and today is a nice day
yes , it is ! i am april ! ; just finished making breakfast !
nice to meet you april what did you cook ?
waffles ! yummy ! i even made some for my three special doggies .
cool . what is you favorite color april ? mine is green
turquoise . i love it ! its got some green in it .
that is a pretty color ! i know i
i am also thinking of building my own house since i am and architect .
that is a great career , mine is mcdonald , nothing special like yours
well , micky ds has a lot of college programs you should try to apply
yeah i should , maybe i should apply for basketball career
well , if your in high school train hard you could just get drafted into a college .
very true ! well i have to get going
no problem , best of luck !


i enjoy fishing. i work for an architect firm. i am looking for someone. i love to cook.

hello , how are you today ?
hey how are you doing
i am well , thanks . working on a party i am planning .
that is cool what are you a party planner
i have been know to throw a good party
thatscool i want to be a wedding planner
thanks great . mine will be monkey themes
awww that sound so cute
hoping so . i enjoy meeting strangers
that is cool i do not it freaks me out
i think they are sweet . i wonder if they like honey lie i do
ok that is just a little creepy
like clowns i suppose . you enjoy weddings ?
yes i do i am getting married tuesday


my dog is my best friend. i work as a computer technician , but secretly hate my job. at all times , i am wearing something black. i like to drink chai tea before bed every night.

hello , i just got out of work . how are you ?
me too , i hate my job i do computer work .
oh , i enjoy my job , but i get tired of smelling pizza .
me too , i hate my job i do computer work .
what do you do on the computer ?
but pizza is amazing ! technically stuff
oh well if you were a waiter serving pizza everyday , you would be tired of it .
most of the time i spend is with my dog , he is my best friend
that is nice . i do not have pets , so i spend free time riding bike .
so no i am just getting ready to drink some chai tea , do you like ?
i like chai tea ! i am drinking a margarita though !
nice , i like to drink when i can
i do not drink often . i am not married though and need to relax .
yea , i agree i drink wine every night but just one glass .


i am training to be a welder. my mother raised me since my father left when i was five years old. i like watching action adventure movies and eating popcorn. i love riding roller coasters. i am starting an internship at a construction site next week.

person i come from a poor family who loves nature and beauty , and have faith in fairytales
i can relate . i was raised in a one parent household
being poor i learned that yoga helps ease the mind , so i practice and hike .
i harnessed my shortcomings by learning welding . its relaxing
me too . and i love animals and am obsessed with them like really love them ya know
i am more of a roller coaster junkie ! !
do not you wish the animals would become more human ? like in fairytales , so i can love them
i wish life was more like an action movie . i love that genre !
i cannot get off the animals , i am obsessed . my keeps telling me to get off them .
that is certainly different , i will give you that
i just love them animals so much it hurts me sometimes .
what do you do for a living ?