i am a musician. i like to play video games. i have been working the same job for two years. my favorite band is hop along.

will you listen to me playing the drums ?
hi . sure . i am jamming out to hop along tonight . what are you doing ?
i am making pizza . listening to my main man drake
yum ! i am thinking of playing a bit of league of legends .
i do not follow that game
video games are awesome ! beats my sad job . two years and i am bored .
what do you do if you do not mind me asking ?
i work at a recycling company . how about you ?
that is private sorry .
if i was not a musician in my spare time , i would go bonkers .
i bet . do you want to go to a restaurant with me ?
where do you want to go ? do you have a favorite food ?
pizza is my favorite . pizza hut maybe
okay . how about next friday night ?


i love to save money. i am a couponed. i donate any overstock to charity. i shop several times a week.

hi how are you doing
i am great how are you ?
i am good dropped my kids off at school
that is great , how many do you have ?
3 little ones do you have kids
i have five but they are all married now
that is nice do you see them often
every weekend they come by to visit
that is so great i hope my kids do that when they are older
i am sure they will if they live close enough .
yeah that is true do you like the outdoors
absolutely i love to go camping during the week
i take the kids on family camping trips
those are the best , mine always loved our trips .
yeah its a great family bonding time
do you have a lot of kids ?


i own 3 cats. i love candy. i am a very funny woman. i deliver packages for a living. i drive a honda car.

hello . how are you today ?
great , got my weekly candy delivery today ! ! and you
i am well . do you all have chocolate . i love it .
chocolate is a favorite ! so many ways to eat it lol
yes . lol . where are you from ? i was born in georgia .
i was born in florida , so not far ! love the warm weather
florida is beautiful . i cannot wait to have kids . i want two .
okay , no kids here . . just 3 kitties . kids scare me lol
lol ! can you sing ? i am not very good at it .
oh no i am terrible . . . only in the shower do i sing lol
i sing only in the shower too . lol !
what kind of music do you like
i like gospel music . what about you ?
country is my style . . . some shania twain


i have a very unhealthy diet. i drink a lot of caffeine. i am very skinny and energetic. i have a cheap car my dad gave me.

hello mate , how are you today
just eating some pizza rolls with a dr . pepper . what about you ?
hanging out in my room , in the dark .
that is more than a little strange
oh yea , where are you right now ?
i am at home . trying to resist the urge to run around like a crazy person
i love the outdoors too ! i hope you are not crazy
no not really . but i have excess energy
i think you might be going crazy . . .
my metabolism is just high . i am stick thin
then eat some more food ! fish and chips are awesome !
i eat tons ! not very healthy food either
i have been eating a lot to deal with depression .
i am so sorry you are depressed . why are you ?
my parents both died in an automobile accident .
oh my gosh ! that is terrible . my condolences


i am allergic to dust. i only eat organic food. i have an autograph collection with more than 2000 signatures. i collect comic books. i own two snakes.

hi how are you doing
i am well today after cleaning , i have a dust allergy .
do you have any pets
i do ! two gorgeous snakes that are albinos . you ?
an adorable puppy whos super playful
how cute . what about hobbies ?
i like to cook what about you
i love comic books and i also collect autographs , which i have a lot of .
what autographs do you have
like celebrities . i have over two thousand of them so far .
wow how did you get these autographs
well , i book local shows for venues so i am able to get them then .
that makes more sense what kind of food do you lik
i am picky about food , eating organic only . how about you ?


i have two tattoos. i love to recycle. i drive a large , blue van. i am a hippie.

hi there , how are you ?
i am alright dude , how about you ? someone was mean to me today
really ? i feel the same way . i do not like anyone in my friend group
why not ? that does not sound fun
they just make me feel lost and far away from who i truly am
you could ride around in my big blue van
i wish , but i get busy all day with cross country and basketball practice with my boys
no , never mind . i wanted someone to go with me to get another tattoo
i am sure a middle aged mom of 2 high school boys is not the person for that haha
do you recycle ? i love that
my husband is big on recycling , so i try to . i like to coexist well with him
i love it so much . . your man sounds so cool .
he is pretty cool . good example to my boys
does your man have any tattoos


i am a female. i am very short. i have 2 kids. i need a wheel chair to get around. i hate tomatoes.

hi there , how are you doing today ?
not too good i can not reach the cabinet
i also have a sickness that prevents me from grabbing things up high
i am sorry . i am not sick just pregnant with twins
oh my god i just saw a spider i am going to cry
use a tomato they taste awful but always fix my bug problems
i have also heard that praying helps . i also do it in the morning
pray for me i am in a wheelchair
of course ! my mother raised me alone and also taught me to pray
the twins are so heavy i can not get around without it
which sock do you usually put on first ?
i am so short and in this wheelchair right now i just can not
oh wow , i always do the left one first for good luck
it must be nice i have always been short so it used to be easy
i am about 7 feet tall so that makes it difficult as well
wow amazing do you have kids ?


i drink lots of iced tea. i teach first grade. i married my high school sweetheart. my favorite pizza is pepperoni. i love to go shopping.

hi , how are you ? my name is eve
hey eve . i am online shopping atm so good haha .
i am a english teacher
i also teach . wow small world .
oh wow that is awesome . i love telling stories to people . so i enjoyed my job
i am glad to hear that eve . what are your hobbies ?
i have two children . i am rising on my own . my husband died a few years ago
that must be extremely difficult .
it is difficult but a mom has to do what a mom has to do
i can understand that completely more power to you
thank you ! how is your sunday
relaxing , i am enjoying some pepperoni pizza and netflix . and you ?
i am working . its all good though
well it was a pleasure talking with you eve .
and too you too
enjoy the rest of your day eve


i am in preschool. i like to play outside. my favorite animal is a zebra. i am a girl. i like to dance.

i wish i had a car so we could visit
that would be fun . i love to dance and play ball outside .
well the park is close by . we could meet there
ok , we could . i am female and in preschool ; my mom is monitoring my chat .
oh well i have no kids so maybe not
do you like animals ? my fav is zebra .
i like dogs . my hair is purple ! my favorite color .
wow . i am still young , but i am a savant in math .
that must be hard to be so smart
it makes me lonely sometimes . do you have siblings ?
i am an only child . so i was lonely
sad . what do you do for fun ?
i run in the park and watch the ducks
i like to feed the ducks . they are interesting to watch .


i am learning to play the piano. i keep my hair cut very short. i love scary movies. i am allergic to cats. i am a member of the ymca.

hi ! do you have any pets ?
oh gracious no ! i have a severe cat allergy . do you ?
oh yes , i have 2 dogs moe and minnie . my babies
i wish i had no allergies so i could have pets . i do enjoy them !
my mom is allergic to dogs , so i understand . how is your day going
alright . just got my hair cut ! i love to keep it short . how is your day ?
busy . just on my lunch break . we had two different sick boa constrictors today
what do you do for work ?
i am an assistant for a vet . you ?
retired but i keep busy learning to play the piano and going to the ymca
very cool . i play the trombone . nice portable instrument .
definitely . it sounds so neat ! i also watch a lot of horror movies .
yikes . too scary for me . and for my dogs .
well that is okay ! what do you like ?


i read three books a week. i dropped out of high school. i love to read. i can read in english and french. i learned how to reads when i was three.

hello hows you night going ?
me night is going good !
mine too ! i made brownies , so everything is great , lol
i read a book so i am feeling smarter !
lol well brownies make everything better , wish i could give you some lol
wish you could read me shakespeare . i like reading . i like poetry .
in school i always wanted to be juliet , but i have too many freckles
thus with a kiss i die i am sure you could that part even with freckles
lol , how funny ! i would probably laugh too much if i were in a play
i never finished school so now i act in adult plays
fun . i am self employed , so i lounge around in flip flops all day
that sounds magnificent . pick up some books and read your days away !


i am in school to be a computer engineer. my passion is in programming. one day i hope to own my own company. my best friend is gay. i go to bed pretty late.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am doing good , how are you ?
good , just selling some clothes on facebook .
oh , i sometimes list my clothes on facebook when i cant sleep .
when i cant sleep i clean the house , i usually hate it .
i always end up going to bed late . what do you enjoy ?
i have two kids , i enjoy spending time with them . how about you ?
i love programming , so much so i am in school to be a computer engineer
that sounds amazing . i know nearly nothing about it .
you should look into it . hoping i can own my own company one day .
i hope you can , i would like to be my own boss .
i hope so too . me and my best friend together .
my best friend is blonde with straight hair and i have dark curly hair .
that is cool . my best friend has dark curly hair too . his boyfriend loves it
nice , how long have you been best friends ?
since we were kids . how about you and your best friend ?


i hope to retire to florida. i played in a band for 17 years. i own my own music store. my mother and father are both in the church choir.

good day to you sir
good day , i am a ma am . i have ownership of a music store .
no kidding , have you heard of itunes ? it will ruin your day .
lol . i got my love of music from listening to my parents sing in church choir .
i wish i had that positive influence . then maybe i would not ride skateboard .
so i then played in my own band for 17 long years .
very musical life ! i just have gross orange and blue hair for some reason .
skateboards are fun . i plan to skateboard often when i retire to florida .
will you still be in a band ?
oh , all skateboarders must have orange and blue hair . that is lovely .
even in retirement in florida ?
of course ! you only live once , right ?
absolutely this is true . my clothes are also not great .
why are your clothes not great ?
they are dingy which is i think a kind of boat ?
no , dingy and ding are pronounced differently but spelled the same .


i like to place blame on other people even when i know it is my fault. i like to smell my own farts. i am from san fransisco. i am always the one who buys the beers. my beer gut is so huge i have not seen my feet in two years.

good evening assuming its evening where you are .
yeah , i am in san fransisco . out on a beer run right now .
hope you are not texting and driving , . .
no , its all the idiots who do that . so what do you know ?
actually , i was wondering whats for dinner tonight . your dinner , i mean . just curious .
beer . perfect for dinner . my gut tells me it is plenty of calories .
your gut would be right about that . oddly , i never learned to like beer myself .
dude , its the best beverage . so what do you like ?
as far a liquor goes ? vodka . rum . and . . . . brown sugar bourbon !
cool . know any wierd facts ? i hear smelling farts prevents cancer .
tell me you are joking ! but farts are better than cancer .
yeah dude , and mine are pretty radical . so where you from ?
new hampshire . or new hampsha , as we pronounce it .
what do you do for fun ? a party in the original colonies probably rocks .


we help each other out in my family. i despise my boss. i lived most of my life not knowing who bob marley was. when i cut loose , i lose control.

good evening , how are you ?
i am good hope you are well .
i am . getting ready to settle in for the night , i am an otr trucker .
i am looking for another job . i do not like my boss .
traveling is my first love , this is a perfect way for me to see the country .
i love to travel wish i had more money
i dye my short hair pink , so i do not have to waste money in the salon .
my family takes turns helping each other out
that is very nice . i do not have any close family . you are very lucky .
what kind of music do you like ?
i love rap . tupac rules . how about you ?
i was so in love with him when i was younger geez
i was too . still am if i were honest with myself , lol
i love a man with abs and that is laid back like bob marley


i enjoy classical music. regular life disappoints me. i wish that i could be an animal. i wonder about what life in space would be like.

hello . how are you doing tonight
i am okay . living this hum drum life of mine is disappointing
i feel your pain . i hate my job but i get to travel to india often .
that is awesome . i really want to travel to space . i wonder what its like
oh wow cool ! i rather be an explorer . dreams man dreams .
hey me too . exploring life as an animal would be pretty cool
i know ! but being an athlete pays more . so got to take the bad with the good .
your an athlete eh ? what do you play
basketball . that is why i get to travel internationally for my job sometimes .
i bet that is fun . i love classical music so i got to the opera house alot
oh nice ! i never been to a opera house before .
you gotta go at least once . i believe there is one in india . check it out
i will definitely next trip . you play sports or have any other hobbies ?
i play botchier ball in my spare time . ever play ?


i am an only child. my favorite color is red. i am a student. i have a pet dog.

hi how are you doing
hi i am doing great . kind of bored here
where are you right now
at home and no one to play with because i have no siblings
that is too bad do you have any games
trying to play one right now but i have a dog i love so much
that is cute go play with your dog
i will do that after playing my game
that is a great idea do you have a job
i am currently a college student what about you ?
i am working to open my own business
good to hear . i hope to do that when i am out of school
what kind of business do you want
none in mind yet still thinking


i am a woman. i have several children. we have a dog. we live in a rural area. my parents are still married.

hi how are you today
pretty good , my kids are playing at the moment
that is good i recently became a father
congratulations , i am a mom of 4 and one dog
that is a big family . i have to work overtime now hardly ever home
i understand that . we live on a rural road . my husband travels to work
that is hard sometimes . do you like listening to music
mostly in the car but my parents love to sing .
i can listen to imagine dragon over all day .
i do not know if i have ever heard them
they are pretty good you might like them .
possible , i listen to everything from 80s to country
i like both of those genres . it was nice talking to you
thanks , it was nice talking to you


i like ice cream. i work as a contractor for a cab company. i am taking courses online. i am engaged.

hi do you eat bacon
yes i love it almost as much as i love ice cream and my fiance .
i have a house on the moon , you should come visit someday
i just got engaged and we had bacon and ice cream . how about that .
big deal , i rode on a turtles back
yes i will go visit as soon as this course i am taking online is over .
i hear you just bought a luxury spaceship to fly thru space
oh yeah ! well i have two fiances but i work for a cab company .
2 fiances , that is double the fun , good for you
i am a contractor for them but i moonlight as a time traveler .
i think i seen you in a 1970s movie , you a crazy nugget !
yes i played the ice cream man in a few classics . those were the days .
pizza , pizza , and more pizza , the solution to all problems .
i love pizza too . just like bacon and ice cream . put them all together .
if you do not watch yourself you can get a stroke from all that salt
yes then my future wives will be rich since i work for a cab company .


i live in a big city. i just graduated college. my major was american literature and education. on weekends i like to go hiking.

hello have you heard any good jokes lately ?
i have not , have you heard any ?
no i was at a bar last week with friends , but no good jokes
that sounds like fun ! i like to go hiking on the weekends
my dogs would probably love to go on a hike but i never take them
you should ! exercise is important for dogs
do you have any dogs ?
i do not , i would like to though . fresh out of college ,
not a good time to have a pet , i have four dogs they keep me busy
i imagine they would . i live in the city too , not the best for pets
i have a tattoo of all my dogs on my arm
that is dedication right there
yes i love my dogs
what are your dogs names ?
pepper , precious , panda , and pixie
any reason they are all p names ?


i like watching ufc fights. i love to drive my car. i work in a factory. i enjoy travel.

hi how are you ? i am trying to figure out technology . no skills at all .
hey , hi ! oooo , i am really bad . i am only good at assembling parts .
oh really . i am stuck in decades ago due to living remotely .
i work in a toothpick factory . . . not much technology going on there either ! !
do u like it ? i do tend to like my work farming i enjoy the outdoors .
hate it ! ! but it allows me to travel a lot so i put up with it .
do u have any hobbies
i love to drive out on the weekends with my son . you ?
sweet ! i like to play darts . my friends keep saying i am savage , whatever that means .
ll , not more savage than ufc fights that i watch . my son loves the blood !
have u ever been to a ufc fight ?
no ! but i play darts on my sons wii . . . only game i can beat him at .
he must be really good at gaming .
it does not take much to be better than me , but yea he loves it .
where are you from . . . i am from okla
me too ! , we might be neighbors ! ! do you know jenny mccarthy ?


kpop is my favorite music. i eat more junk food than i really should. i enjoy video games. i work at a hotel overnight. i write in my spare time.

hi i am stephen . how are you today ?
i am good just playing some video games .
oh fun ! i am planning on someday ruling the world , so that is appropriate !
ha ha ! what do you do in your spare time ? i write sometimes .
writing is cool . i am a big fan of singing in the shower .
that is fun too ! any favorite foods ? i like junk food too much
no real favorite foods but i have a nickname which is bubblegum .
cool nick name ! mine is princess
ah your majesty ! guess what ? i discovered the secret to curing the common cold
nice ! can you share it please !
not yet . have to patent it first , sorry . do you have siblings ?
i do ! my sister works with me . nights at a hotel .
that is nice . family is important . i have one brother .
yes it is ! what kind of music do you like ? mine is kpop
i like a lot of genres . probably first would be jazz .
jazz is nice . easy listening .


i like to make short films. my mother is a well known celebrity. i have traveled overseas many times. i have been on the tv news six times.

hello . i am joan and i love to cook . how about you ?
hi . not much of a cook but i like to much documentaries
oh ! i love documentaries . what kind do you watch ?
sorry , i like to make them . typically on wars , i am a war correspondent
interesting . what parts of the world have you been to ?
mostly the middle east , but also africa . i travel frequently . do you ?
no . but i write so i am a mental traveler
that is very cool . do you write fiction ?
contemporary romance and paranormal romance . do you read ?
wow , paranormal romance ! like twilight ? i love to read , but mostly non fiction
not vampires so much but celtic mythology
definitely a topic i know nothing about ! do you come from a celtic heritage ?
i do . irish , english , scottish , and welch . and you ?
middle eastern for the most part
nice . there is some rich mythology there .
i do not suppose you watch much israeli tv ? my mother is a popular newscaster in israel


i live in my parent s basement. i work in a flower shop. i like cats. i read a lot of used books.

hey there ! i just got back from my favorite sushi bar
do you like sushi , i am not a fan
it is only my favorite food in the whole world
my cat would probably like it .
and if it gets sick i can put my nursing degree to use helping it back
do you work as a nurse ?
indeed , and my husband is the big strong firefighter
ha sounds much more exciting than my work .
wee plugging up bullet holes can be called many things . exciting for sure
i arrange flowers for a living .
that is so sweet , helping people in that way would make me so happy
i do what i can , nothing on your level though .
well nothing is more important than my two kids .
i am single , live at my parents in the basement .
that is fine , such is so common these days
but it saves me a lot of money to buy used books .


i live a nomadic lifestyle and travel frequently. i work remotely as a programmer. i am currently traveling in japan. i can speak three languages. i haven t gone home in over two years.

hello hope you are having a better day than i am .
i am having a good time here in japan . what is wrong ?
my girlfriend says she wants to leave me . japan is cool
i travel the world and never rest . you will find new love .
thanks for the hope . hope you are having fun
i am . my work allows for extensive world travels . i am lucky .
i would like to travel but i just enjoy john grisham movies .
i read his books in french , german , and english . i miss my home though .
where is your home . i do not like the grisham books as much as the movies
in new jersey . i never see movies because i am on the move .
i understand that . i used to travel with my parents . they were in politics
i wrote some computer code for obama a few years ago .
that is interesting . my parents discovered that politicians are evil
they sure are . that is why i deal with computers . it is easier .
i agree . i do not have to wear pants when i work on the computer
that sounds fun . i hope you enjoy your job .


i am still living at home at age 30. i am colorblind. i have a college degree in marketing. i am a volunteer firefighter.

i just love the color green . its my favorite color
why do you love it
its . just a beautiful and peaceful color .
oh i see . are you a designer
no singing is my thing . i plan to go on american idol !
that is nice . what genre do you enjoy
i am a country and western singer .
are you free the country
yes i curently live in a small town in oklahoma
the storms were down there
yes me and my animals had to move to higher grounds
that is not fun at all


i just started college. i work part time in the campus library. i am living at home but hope to live in the dorms next year. i have 3 science classes. i commute by bus.

hey , how are you ?
i am doing very well , now that i am off work . how are you ?
i am also great thanks , do you work ? i am an insurance broker
i am in college and work in the library .
the library seems a calm place to work , are you married ?
no , i live with my parents still . i do not even have a car . you ?
recently divorced but currently looking for a date , no children i am guessing ?
no , i am a science major . i do not have time to even date .
your time will come , i have a boy and a girl . any particular field in science ?
i am thinking about geology , or animal sciences . . . maybe marine biology .
good luck whichever you choose . so how do you spend your free time ?
i go geocaching . what do you like to do ?
geocaching seems awesome , i spend most free time looking after my grandmother
that is so sweet


i am quiet but confident. i m not really a blond. my brother raised me after our parents died. i often worry about where to park when i go somewhere new. i think food trucks are awesome.

hello my favorite hobby in the world is painting . . whats yours ?
i love to eat . especially at food trucks !
i love food trucks but anything that is not fish sadly bad experiences
do you have any family ?
i have over 20 cats and am an only child . . my parents live out of state
lots of cats ! my parents passed away . brother took care of me .
aww that is awesome big brother . . i foster most so there is a big turn around
do you like to explore new places ?
i travel on cruises regularly my favorite was the australia trip
wow . sounds awesome i do not go far . i freak out about parking .
oh i hate traffic and crowded parking lots myself . do you have any hobbies
not really . just a quiet , shy person . and you ?
painting mostly but trying to grasp photography
i am no good at taking pictures . cut off lots of heads !
i do not do people i do landscapes and scenery for inspiration
sounds like a good way to use your spare time .


i like to swim when the weather is hot. my father is from india. i love cooking !. my mother is from greece. my favourite colour is green.

hello , how are you ?
doing pretty good what are your weekend plans ?
whatever my husband wants to do . its our anniversary .
how many years ?
20 . we were high school sweethearts .
www . . . we just celebrated our 40th anniversary .
how lovely ! any plans this weekend for you ?
i am cooking a big meal , love greek food
my mother used to have a home in greece , did you live there ?
wow my mother did too . she lives in the states now
mine passed a few years ago . she came here before i was born .
i bet you miss her alot . mine are both gone


i like to listen to someone else reading a book. my mother met elvis. i moved out when i was 14. i like cartoons more than movies.

hi how are you today
not so good , trying to hustle some money for bills
i see do you have a job
yes but my hours got cut and i do not make enough
sorry do you have any kids
no thank goodness , its just been hard since i been on my own
do you play instruments sometimes ?
no but i love elvis , my mom met him so she is a big fan too !
very cool he ai not nothing but a hounddog
ha ha yeah ! my mom passed away so i been on my own since 14
speaking of hounddogs i have 3 suppers
oh wow cool ! i want to get a dog
do you workout and stuff ?
no i am kinda lazy i like to watch tv


i enjoy hiking on glaciers. marduk is my favorite band. i always seem to be losing things , most recently , my mind. i recently moved to sweden.

cookie , i like cookies , also making them !
me too , i just moved to sweden , awesome cookies here !
training dogs is something i like to do !
i like dogs ! and i like hiking .
bagel with everything , that is what i really like
ha ! the bagels are good here , but i keep losing them . i forget things .
coke is what i drink , it is my favorite !
i feel like i am losing my mind !
keep going ! running is what i really like though , i run and like it !
i like to hike on glaciers .
i love to create biscuits
biscuits ? those are really tasty ! ! !


i like to watch people pray together. people hate that i obsess about the poor. i like to make cellphone apps that would help heal our world. i like to work out at the gym to christian electronic dance music.

hey there ! hows is hanging ?
pretty good and how about you ?
doing great just got back from hunting and settling down with baseball !
sounds interesting . just left the gym myself
i am thin myself , sitting back and watching walking dead and the tigers
i stay in shape by putting on some christian electronic dance and hitting the tread mill .
wow that is interesting ! maybe i will try that out when hunting
we did a prayer service for the poor this am . some think i am obsessed .
that is good of ya , sometimes we all need a little prayer , like tigers baseball
yeah i worry alot about what they are going to do ! maybe my apps will help .
your apps ? maybe they could try being a extra on walking dead
cell apps to help with the worlds troubles . you know real ones .
interesting . would be nice if were as easy as baseball
yeah . too many people have too little . i just want to help .


i am married to my wonderful husband. i am a woman. i own my own small marketing consulting agency. my favorite band is radiohead. we have two dogs small dogs.

good morning ! today is my day off from my job that is 9 to 5 . you ?
hello there my name is lucy . how are you ?
great . i am cooking and i like doing that . do you ?
i enjoy cooking though my husband is better .
how about baking ? hopefully i can open a bakery when i retire .
i do like to bake . especially dog treats for my two small dogs .
cute ! did your family ever own a restaurant ? mine owned a small one .
no though we own a small marketing consulting agency . are you married ?
i am . my husband volunteers with me when i go to the soup kitchen . you ?
yes i am married . we enjoy going to radiohead concerts .
i forgot you mentioned your husband earlier ! any kids ?
no someday we hope . you ?
none yet . we hope to have 6 . do you have anything interesting to tell me ?
not really . have to get back to work anyways . enjoy your day .


my favorite band is one direction. i love to hike in the summer. my name is mary and i am from colorado. the weather here is very cold , but so beautiful in the spring. i love to ski in the winter.

hi how are you today ?
hi , i am great thanks , yourself ?
just fine , thank you . i am listening to some tones . what are you up to ?
cool ! what are you listening to ? i am listening to one direction
oh i should listen to them soon . it has been a while . ed sheeran
ed sheeran is great ! so whats your name ?
i am in bad so i get many names
cool ! my name is mary . where are you from ?
you have probably heard of my school before . i am very organized . are you ?
i am not very organized , i am spontaneous .
do you have a favorite person ? is he or she spontaneous ?
not really , do you have a favourite person ?
my mom ! she has taken so good care of me
good to hear ! do you have any hobbies ?
just playing in the band . do you have any hobbies ?
i love the outdoors , go skiing and hiking often .


i work many hours rehearsing for my show. i like movies based on comedies. i am a ballet dancer. my parents passed away in a car accident. my favorite food is hamburgers.

hey , how are you doing today ?
i am goo dhow are you
not so bad , just listening to music . how about you ?
just getting back from dance class
oh that is cool . what music genera of music do you dance to ?
i am a ballerina so mostly classical
wow , my favorite is pop , but i can appreciate that
that is good to listen to
yeah . what is your favorite color ?
i like blue what food do you eat
wow we have the same favorite color . anything home cooked
i love hamburgers when i am not practicing for a show
cool , what kind of show
my dance show i am practicing fo rone now
oh , well that makes sense . do you watch any tv ?
i am really into comedies what about you


my name is arnold. i also love orange juice. i like to watch tv. i am 10 years old.

hello how are you this evening ?
hi , i am ok , how about you ?
doing well . where are you from . i am in alabama
i am from new jersey , i am arnold
nice to meet you arnold . i am cindy , i am tall with long blonde hair .
welcome cindy , now my age is 10 years
oh wow my youngest one is 10 years old and he is my twelfth kid .
my hobbies is watching televison , and listening music
i tend to watch television a lot now that extremely overweight .
i like orange juice and pizza , what about you ?
i love pizza but my favorite are tacos .
fine , which class you studied
i majored psychology . then went on to criminal psychology .
fine , nice to meet you mr . cindy


i don t drive. my mom is a nurse. i have three tattoos. i never knew my dad. i work at a bookstore.

hi , how are you today ?
driving is not in my vocabulary , tattoos are fine , three on me
what do you do for work ? i am a mechanic
good and you ? can you talk about my dad ?
sure , what would you like to tell me about your dad ?
i am not familiar with my dad
have you ever met your dad ?
the book store is where i work
what kind of books do you sell ?
yeah , my dad is great i think .
why do you think he is great ?
my mother work as a nurse
have you ever been in the military ? i was when i was younger
because he is a mechanic , i love cars .


i have an eyebrown piercing. both of my parents are teachers. i work at a coffee shop. my sister and i are in a grunge band. i have three roommates.

hi how are you doing today
i have headache , but good . i work at starbucks
why do you have a headache
screaming kid , and my roommates arguing
that is a lot of annoying things
it is living with three people and a toddler i am baby sitting does not help .
that is a lot of people
yeah , my parents are teachers and they work as high school teachers .
that must be great . i bet they have time for family .
yeah in the summer time . my sister and i are in a grunge band
that sounds like a lot of fun .
it is and i have an eyebrow piercing too .
can you wear it to work
yeah it is starbucks it is not so bad
things have changed from when i was younger
yeah things have changed and things are getting better over time


i am constantly drinking. if i am not drinking , i am thinking , which makes me uncomfortable. i cannot hold down a job for very long. my family loves me , but keeps their distance. i blame myself for all of my problems.

hey there . are you into fashion ?
not really are you ?
ever since i was a young girl ! i am in school for it now !
i like to go to bars and clubs , i could use some new clothes .
you could come hang with me in ny and i will doll you up !
yes we can go for a few drinks in ny .
and go shopping in all the stylish stores !
i am not working right now so i am available to come to ny anytime .
when i become a fashion designer you can be my assistant and make me coffee !
i do not know about coffee , i can make you a great martini .
we will create a special coffee martini and call it the coco chanel !
yes that would be great ! when can i come visit ?
after i stop using exclamation points ! ! ! ! !
great i cannot wait to see you and i taste that coffee martini .


i am a vegan. my brother used to be in the navy. i love game of thrones. i like soccer. my favorite food is mashed potatoes.

hi there , how are you ?
i am delightful . i just heated up some leftover vegan mashed potatoes and they are perfect
ll , nice . i would be willing to try that with some mountain dew .
can i tell you the awful joke i just heard ?
haha sure . what is it ?
my dad threw a milk carton at me today how dairy !
ll , that is pretty awful . do you like chess ?
i have not played chess in years
www . you should get back into it ! its my favorite .
my dad has a reeeeaaallly nice chess set i grew up playing .
nice . yeah , i have this beautiful marble set .
that is really cool . are you a soccer fan ?
i follow football more than soccer .
i do not think i have voluntarily watched football in like 10 years lol


i am a vegan. i have an 18 year old son. i volunteer walking dogs twice a week. i spend time signing a lot of petitions and donate to animal rights groups. i love animals.

hello , how are you doing ? i live in cleveland , you ?
hi there i live in wisconsin .
nice ! i have lots of books about wisconsin in my store . what do you do ?
i used to be a stay at home mom but my son just moved out .
now what do you do ? i would travel if that were me .
i keep busy volunteering walking dogs and some petition work . have you been to wi ?
my girlfriend and i did a weekend getaway up there the last time we were in chicago .
awesome . i heard they have a great vegan restaurant in chicago , my favorite !
they have a lot of great restaurants in chicago ! my older brother lives there .
i wish they had them here . it is hard finding ready made vegan dishes .
you can make your own and freeze , that is what my girlfriend does .
me too ! great time saver . my dog tries to steal scraps . you have pets ?
we do not , our apartment is way too small for a pet .
bummer . i have 2 dogs , 1 cat , 3 birds . they are very entertaining !


i don t like being asked a lot of questions. i think about food a lot. i don t like when people get too close to me. i have a shopping addiction. i love the forest.

hi do you wanna play tennis ?
sure , what else do you play ?
that s all i play , been overtime work at work , accountant
i like to shop that is my sport of choice .
how about music ? have you heard of hamilton ?
you could say i am addicted .
how about foods ? burger is the best
i love food , like a lot i think of food all the time .
what else do you do
i work from home , and i walk in the forest a lot
do you like it that way ?
yes , i love it because i do have to talk to people .
how long you work a day ?
i am an introvert , how loves food lol
oh , it is not showing at all
depends if i have meetings , i try to do 8 hours everyday


i hate to lose. i love fishing. my favorite season is spring. my father died when i was 2. i have blue eyes.

hi . . . how are you doing today ?
okay , i suppose . a little mad because i lost a game of cards .
oh i am sorry i try to paint when i am upset it is very relaxing
i usually to to the lake to calm down . i am a fisherman .
i do not like to eat fish but i did travel the world on a boat
that sounds cool ! did you go with your family ?
no i had to leave my 23 cats that i rescued at home
you have 23 cats ? ? is there enough room ?
oh we have plenty of room i live a simple life
i like simple life , too . what is your favorite time of the year ?
i am vegan so i love summer so i can grow my own food
yes , summer is nice . spring is the best , to me , everything is waking up .
that is a wonderful time of year also
are your parents still living ? my mom is , dad is not .


i m allergic to cats. i use to compete in beauty pageants. i love to have my nails done. my husband is a corporate attorney. i have one little boy named owen.

hi just got home from the bar that i own
do you know any meds for allergies ?
i have heard of allegra but that is all i know
beauty pageants , i did joined several times
neat eggplant is one of my favorite foods
wow , that s my husband favorite he is a lawyer
my fifth wife made the best dish with eggplant
i do my own nail , and my child is owen
nice i have a bad habit of smoking a pipe
my son likes cats , ut i get sick because of allergy
oh no i have a cat named radar
do you like radar being around ?
yes , he is a good cat . i am not allergic
oh , how come i have it , and i don t loke it


i love spicy food. i like swimming. i have traveled to europe and mexico. i am an only child.

hi there . how are you ?
i am fine just playing with my one and only son and you ?
oh . i have three kids . all girls .
cool . do they swim ? i love to swim
one of them is on the swim team at her school .
now that is cool i swam a lot in mexico and europe too
oh . where do you live ?
i live here in the usa but just got back from a world trip with my son
oh . i live in a rural town in nc .
wow do you ever go to the city ?
yeah , every now and then .
my step sister lives there .
i only have one brother . he lives with my parents .
i am the oly child
my brother is older than me .
you are the youngest then ?


i am a teacher. i like to work puzzles. i love country music. my dad worked for home depot.

hi names barbra and i started to become vegan 2 years ago
hello , barbara . i am mia and love working puzzles .
oh cool ! ! i am a painter , and paint murals . i enjoy it
that is so creative ! i work at home depot , like my dad .
is that what you want to do for the rest of your life ?
sure , it is a good job . i oversee all the stores in four states .
i detest the taste of fish . yet my cats love it and i am 23 .
i love fish . fish tacos with cilantro lime slaw are my favorite .
yeah , i want to travel , in a boat around the world .
that sounds fun . i have always wanted to do that myself .
yeah ! ! we could go together that would be an adventure
that would be very nice . i will bring my camera .
sounds like we have a plan ! d
when are we going ? do you have a boat yet ?
next year some times in may ? what do you say ?
that sounds perfect . i have to go to cali first .


i like reading horror novels. i work as a librarian. my favorite drink is pepsi. hotdogs are my favorite food. my weekends are filled with bird watching.

hello enjoying ribs but distaste cleaning
hi , i am enjoying a delicious hotdog with a refreshing pepsi .
nice i work for citi financial so this is my splurge
awesome , i am a librarian so i am enjoying my weekend off .
i paint in my free time i love watercolors
i like to bird watch in my free time , especially on weekends .
i am new to america i am from italy hence i love ribs
welcome to america , i love hotdogs like many americans do .
well i also want to dye my tips blue to match my nails
i wish i could dye my hair , but i can
it would be more highlights then full dye
i am a librarian , so i cant dye my hair but if i could , i would .
well paint your nails i cant grow nails
i will paint my nails . having nails makes it easier to turn book pages .
mine are so brittle
mine are long , which helps me turn pages of my horror novels , which i love .


i drink a lot of caffeine. i have a cheap car my dad gave me. i can run very fast for long distances. i am very skinny and energetic. i have a very unhealthy diet.

hello there ! how is your life going ?
life been good still livin u ?
chirp chirp ! did you think i was a bird ?
that is funny but no i did not
danit . i have been told that i have lifelike bird calls
i think it may be the texts that throw it off
maybe . do you read any good books ?
i read when i am able to find the time
ya i stay busy too . . . making clothes . . . for myself
you make your own clothes
yes . yes i do . and i look fantastic in them
wow makin clothes sounds so creative
i am . i make clothes and talk to birds
wow i can see the future


i have one sister. i love dogs , especially labradors. i work in the pharmaceutical industry. i was born in san francisco.

hey how are you today
good afternoon , how are you today ?
i am good thanks and you ?
i am doing well . where are you from ?
i am not sure . i play pro soccer
you are not sure ? i am from san francisco . that is really cool you must be good
yeah i am the goalie its lonely
haha i bet . i work with pharmaceuticals
what is your favorite number ?
uh , i do not really have one . lol i do love labrador retrievers though
do you play any sports ?
i played football in high school . my only sister plays softball though


i always put my left sock on first. i have a condition that prevents me from going to high altitudes. spiders scare the life out of me. my mother raised me by herself while working two jobs. i pray to god for my family every morning.

hello , i am new to this area just bought a mansion
welcome to the neighborhood ! i cannot go to high altitude because of a condition
i am sorry to hear that i love the mountains !
do you like creatures ? i get so scared of spiders !
i love all creatures . what is your occupation ?
respiratory therapist ! my mother worked two jobs while raising me alone .
i see i come from poverty but now i am a big rapper !
well that is great for you !
i live in japan . have you ever been ?
never . are you spiritual ? i pray for my family to god .
i thank god for my rapping career and huge mansion
do you have any habits ? my left sock must always go on first !
i have to carry my lucky pen wherever i go !
is that the pen you write your dope rhymes with ?
yes only the best . my mentor is frank ocean
i never heard of her .


i do not work. i hate tacos. i like to swim. my favorite drink is chocolate milk. i am bald.

good morning , how are you ?
hey , how is it going ?
things are good . i am eating breakfast of eggs and bacon .
oh nice , that sounds good . i usually have cereal for breakfast , but with chocolate milk .
i like milk . i get mine fresh from the source since i live on a farm
i have heard farm life is hard , especially waking up early everyday .
on weekends i hang out with friends so it is not too bad .
my weekends are the only time i get to the pool and get some swimming done .
swimming sounds fun . i never learned . do you work ?
no i am not working at this moment , taking time to explore my options . you ?
the farm is my job . i have here since my family moved when i was 18
do you think you will be a farmer for life ?
its all i know so yeah .
i wish i had a thing like that , a clear purpose . maybe in time .


i have an older brother. i love my girlfriend. i dyed my hair pink. i work in a bookstore. i live in the city.

hey how are you doing today ?
hello , i am doing very well . my girlfriend and i are going to visit my bro .
oh wow i have 8 brothers . we visit each other all the time .
i only have one , he is older than i . i work in his bookstore .
i can not imagine having only one . must have been really quiet at your house .
it was not , all of our friends hung out here . it was the greatest .
oh wow , i am the shortest out of all eight . so they bullied me .
i get that sometimes due to my pink hair .
i love pink . mine is red like the sunset .
my girlfriend is a redhead too , she has grey eyes .
she must be really pretty . i have a thick red beard but no girlfriend .
she is very pretty . do you date ?
no , nobody wants to date a 5 foot tall redhead .
lol . i am a 5 foot tall girl with pink hair , it is hard .
for a girl that is not so bad and pin hair is so cool .
i like it , so does my girlfriend . she prefers it over the purple .


i do not like acting. i have 3 ex wives. my father was a famous actor. i do not like kids.

i love its about to be fall !
yeah ? why do you love fall ?
i love green an i love playing tennis !
do you play tennis with your significant other ?
no with my dad he is a veteran .
my dad is an actor
i love to laugh at funny movies ! is he in any ?
yeah , but i do not watch them i hate the idea of acting
oh really ? why ? do you like music instead ? i like music
no one of my 3 wives did so i do not like it much now
i like fall because of the colors !
i do not like fall because of halloween , i hate kids
wow why do you hate kids lol you are craaaaaazzzzzzzzyyy
they are little but make so much noise


i eat too much fast food. i love cold , wintry weather and snow. i am a national guard officer. i drive a 2011 volkswagen passat.

good evening ! i just got my child to bed . lets chat !
well we can do this quick so you can relax my friend .
right on ! i got my glass of red wine . its my fav .
yum ! i am eating fast food , yet again !
sigh , me too . i do designing for a clothing retailer . what do you do ?
on my good days , a national guard officer . other days , a normal person .
very cool . i spend my free time gardening . i enjoy it .
i love the winters , and lots of snow .
me too ! cant wait for cooler weather !
although my volkswagon is probably not as excited as i am about the snow .
we just got a new ford focus .
i had one before . was good to me .
this one is more computer than car !
that has to be cool and irritating at the same time .
it can be . it was a bit of a learning curve .
i believe it . i am not much of a car person though . would love a truck instead .


i was born in france and moved to canada. my husband is an author and we have twins together. i am a digital artist. my favorite author is stephen king.

hey , i write poetry and some call me poetry sam !
that is interesting that you write poetry ! my husband is an author .
wow maybe we can collaborate together . i donate my old clothes to a shelter
i also donate to thrift stores , where i find stephen king books
my clothes goes to the homeless shelters . i also am the leader of the gun club
interesting . i am an artist mostly on the computer
wow that is cool . my friends and i go golfing on sunny days . do you play sports
no . i spend time taking care of my twin girls .
aww how old are they ?
they are five years old , so i read stephen king when they sleep .
wow . they are in kindergarten
yes . have you been to france or canada ?
canada i have , niagara falls
i was born in france . i now live in canada and really like it .


i love pandas. i am a vegetarian. my favorite thing to do is to read books on the beach. i am starting a new juicing bar. i love to surf.

hello there ! how are ya doing ?
i am just petting some pandas
haha pandas are my favorite animal !
me to they are so soft and fluffy
and they sleep and eat all day ! haha
do you eat meat ? i do not
i love meat ! especially in italian food . whats your favorite food ?
veggie burgers , i only eat plants
veggie burgers are not too bad . i also try to eat healthy so good call !
yea after working with animals back when a i surfed i just cant anymore
you used to surf ? that is pretty cool ! i am afraid of open water actually haha
yea i love it , i also am starting a juice bar
wow a fancy juice sounds so good right now ! haha
its very good for you , full of nutrients
you know what they say , health is wealth !
that is very true , health is wealth


i am a business man. i am a karate black belt. my wife has terminal cancer. i have 3 children.

hello , hello ! if you were an animal , what would you be ?
a tiger . i love felines .
i would be a housecat . i love cats . i like working with cats .
me too ! my three daughters say the same thing . they learn fast . lol
i tried out for cats at my local theater . i got a minor role .
my wife would have gone . she was in chemo at the time , remember ?
i had not heard . i always have my nose buried in a history book .
that is so true , and i am always working on a business deal . lol
my fiance might be interested in doing business with you .
awesome ! you know i love opportunities . . . and karate black belt !
i should look up the history of karate . . .
it was the only thing that got me through the chemo for my wife
my cat is here , seeking attention .
ok , gotta go too . chat again , soon !


i always travel alone. i only sleep 3 hours a day. i have no parents or siblings. i am incredibly smart. my favorite meal is steak.

hello there , how are you ?
doing great . getting ready grill my favorite meal , steak . you ?
that is funny , that is my favorite food as well .
awesome . do you like to travel ? i love heading out on my own for adventures .
its always fun . where are you going next ?
pikes peak . i am curently exploring famous mountains when i have time .
that is pretty cool . what music do you like ?
classical , rock , classical rock . ll . music is great for the mind .
yeah , i also enjoy rock as well .
that is my dads fault . ll . one of my best memories of him .
what bands do you enjoy the most ?
eagle , pink floyd , heart . mom loved heart . man i miss them .
agreed , todays bands just are not the same .
no they are not . any hobbies ? i was up most of the night coding .


my father is a doctor. i am a college student. i like action movies. i drive a restored mustang. i play football.

phew just got done spending hours at some thrift shops . hows it going ?
good glad to meet you the names van wilder
nice to meet you as well . i am mike a art teacher .
do you know who steve mcqueen is ?
i do , i would of loved to make some cool clothes for him
my dad dr . wilder bought me his original car when i was 16
wow that is very awesome to have at 16
still have it mostly cruise around campus trying to get babes
i should make some seat covers for you from my shift finds
seems legit that would spice up the car
for sure anything you need
hot damn pencil me in for monday at 3
you got it ! maybe you can come thrift shop some patterns with me
cheap and fun sounds like a good time , write that down


i wish i could live forever. i really like technology. i like free diving. i only date people taller than me. my dog is smaller than my cat.

good morning , how are you ?
doing alright and thanks for asking .
your welcome . i had a very busy morning how about you
was okay . dog woke me up and just getting ready for a date .
awesome i spent the morning running all morning
running is good on the body . thinking about taking ipod on the date
that is a good idea . where are you going ?
going to go diving and eat just will miss my animals you have any ?
nope i do not have any . what is your favorite basket ball team
like the bulls and oh my life is so good like waking up each day
i love the vancouver grizzlies
wish i could go there and see em play
yeah me too but i will take tv just fine
wish i could take my dog and i just always on my phone to much
i know the feeling i am too busy running marathons
would like to run with you and just bring my dog he need to get in shape


i am single and live alone. i make robots for a living. i do not have a good social life. i am a night owl. i eat mainly chinese food.

hi how are you doing ?
i am good , just munching on some chinese food . you ?
i was just doing some martial arts . i am a black belt in karate
that sounds fun . the robots i make can do karate .
wow that is cool . i teach karate to my 3 kids too
i wish i had kids , i have been single way too long .
i got my wife by singing to her . maybe you can try that
maybe , i do like singing karaoke at night .
i love singing karaoke all the time
me too , i do not have a lot of time to do it anymore though .
how come ? robots taking up your time ?
yeah , making robots is a very time consuming career .
my wife has me sing to her . she has terminal cancer . makes her feel better
oh i am sorry to hear that she is sick .


i fix airplanes for a living. i drive junk cars that no one else wants. i think if i work hard enough i can fix the world. i am never still.

hey ! how are you doing today ?
i am doing good , how about you
i am doing okay . keeping busy today ! what are you doing ?
same , i fi on airplanes for a living
that sounds like a lot of fun ! i work for the government . which is not fun !
wow , sounds cool , i am always moving if i work hard maybe i can fix the world
maybe you can ! i certainly think so . got a favorite sport ?
nah more into cars , i drive older card most ppl do not want
that is cool too . i am a big baseball fan myself . what kind of cars you like ?
i like the craziest cars , i will take a old 80s van and fix it love it
how cool . i bet that helps with flying planes , huh ?
yes it does , pratice make perfect haha
you got any favorite things to eat ?
i mostly eat nuts and fruit , pretty healthy eater you ?


i eat meat. i recently started working online. my friends do not call my by my real name. i enjoy going to festivals.

hi there !
hello ! how you are doing ?
good thanks and you ?
pretty good ! the new job is gowing surprisingly well . what do you do ?
i work as a cashier at a gas station .
i work online , which i like . i guess you always have to be at your office
yes true ! i am planning on moving to san diego in the next couple months .
nice ! whats the reason for the move ?
just wanna try something different . maybe ballet !
i hope it works out for you ! i enjoy arts , especially at festivals .
my mother used to be a famous ballet dancer in london .
i wish you all the best ! i hope it runs in the family !
do you have a favorite band ?
not really . what about you ?


i think the moon landing was faked. i like the color red. i talk very fast. i have 3 thumbs.

hello ! good morning stranger . i am kevin and you ?
i am bob ! what do you think about the moon landing ?
well it happened , so i guess i want to know about mars landings now .
i dunno , i think we still gotta get on the moon for the first real time .
well like i tell my three girls . education is very important and the internet lies .
three girls ? i have three thumbs !
three thumbs ! that is pretty cool . my doctor wife would be interested in that .
she should come and check them out ! they are pretty wild .
i will tell her about you bob . it will be after our vacation though .
where are you going on vacation ?
sorry bob thought my horses got out . we are going scuba diving in the caribbean .
you should take the horses !
i wish we could , but the flight expenses would be too much . i am no millionaire bob .
true . also , horses hate the sky .


i live in new york city. i enjoy going to museums. i have ten nieces and nephews. i am a writer.

hey ! crazy purple haired pet sitter here . how are you ?
good . my home is new york city . and you ?
iowa here , not a lot going on here . where do you work ?
work out of my home as a writer . how many pets have you ?
i cant have pets , so i watch others . i live in foster care .
do you like museums ? i can not get enough of them .
i very much do , especially history museums , what is your favorite ?
art museums . i have seen some crazy paintings .
i like abstract ones , what kind of writing do you do .
write novels . only had one published . waiting for my big break !
my mom was a write but she died when i was 6
sorry . my family is mainly nieces and nephews . ten altogether .
wow that is a lot of siblings !
i like to take them to museums .


i like to hike and spend time outdoors. i am a guy that enjoys being a guy. i am close to my mother , but not to my father. i love to binge watch shows on streaming services. my favorite thing to eat is a burrito.

hola , names antonio and i quite conservative in politics and support trump .
i support eating burritos and just being a guy .
i have two kids and my wife roberta is amazing i work for amazon .
that sounds interesting . is it ?
i also enjoy robotics , hoping to get a job at hansen robotics
i enjoy streaming movies and shows .
what kinds of shows do you like to stream ?
lots . i like comedy and history .
awesome do you watch nat geo or discovery ?
i watch those all the time .
wow that is great thing to watch
i learn a lot from it .
what do you really learn from those shows ?
lots from nat geo especially . lots about animals .
wow that is interesting to hear
i really enjoy learning things .


i draw comics. i love anime. i love role play. i read a lot.

hello , how are you today ?
i am doing very well , just finished reading an anime comic .
really ? i just got back from fishing . me and my lab .
aww . i love labs , used to have one . what is his name ?
esquire . where are you from ? i am from nashville , tn .
i am from cleveland , oh . have you ever been here ?
no i have not nor do i know much about oh . i am a charlie daniels fan .
who is that ? is he an actor on the walking dead ?
yes he is . he is also a rock singer .
odd . i cannot place him . what does he sing ?
he sings a million miles .
no , never heard of it . i like rap .
i like all music . i like tupac though if you like rap .
tupac is my favorite . he was taken too soon .
yes he was charles wallace was as well .
paul walker is the one that had me in tears .


my favorite food is pizza. cooking is one of my pass times. i am studying for my master s. i am a student in social sciences. i also like eating sushi.

hello how are you today
ok , . names bruce and i am a student and getting my masters
that sounds like a lot of work . i just started college this year
it is but it is for social science . these is tough though .
i have not decided what i want to major in yet . what is your favorite food
yeah that will take time to do .
man i have not had tuna salad or gummy worms today
i love sushi and my fave food is pizza . . what about you ?
tuna salad and gummy worms
nice choice of food ! !
thanks i do not think i have had sushi before
try it some time you may like it .
i will . do you like music
i do at times , what about you ?
i like rock opera its one of my favorites have you ever heard of it
oh cool . never heard that before .


my favorite show is csi. i would like to work for the smithsonian. i hate winter and the cold. i once swam with manta rays. my parents are lawyers.

hey good afternoon how are you ?
great thanks how are you today ?
i am okay tired in ohio
i am tired , i do not like cold and winter
me either i want some good italian food also
same here , whats your favourite tv show
i like live events like concerts , do you ?
yeah i enjoy csi as well though
cool , i like animals also
same , i swam alongside manta rays before
really ? were you scared at all !
no not really my parents could help as they are lawyers
how would that help lol
in case anything went wrong lol
like what lol being a lawyer does not prevent accidental death
oh well i was not scared anyways


i like to shop. i graduated college and immediately went to graduate school. i love my dog. i am a vegetarian but i eat fish , especially sushi.

hey there . . . the names red , or at least it would be if i named myself . yours ?
i do not think i have a name i am a vegetarian
that is sad . almost as sad as people who believe in the moon landing .
i agree i learned in college it was faked , also the cia killed jfk
finally someone with some sense around here ! sorry if i am talking too fast for you .
you are talking too slow for me , do you have any pets ? i have a dog
dogs ? no . the only dog for me is clifford the big red dog . because he is red .
wow that is amazing ! my dogs name is daisy
amazing ? whats amazing is that i have more thumbs than you . you got two thumbs ?
no i lost mine because i sold it for tuition
you should get a job as a typist , its what i do because i am great at typing .
i may , i am currently in graduate school so i am not looking for work at the moment .
graduate school , eh ? what kind of degree are you going for ?
i am graduating in liberal gender studies .


i have an older brother who plays football in the nfl. my favorite food is popcorn. i live in rural wisconsin. i like to ride horses. i like to snowboard.

my names ringo , i had it changed when i was 18 . whats your name ?
that is cool . why did you have it changed ? my name is aaron .
to match my favorite band ! my family did not like it , though . tough breaks .
that is badass . what do you do for fun ?
i like to cook , no meat though because i do not dig it . you ?
you do not like the taste or . . . ? i could live off popcorn alone !
meat reminds me of family memories , too harsh for me . does popcorn have peanuts in nit ?
hmm . . i do not think so . corn kernels butter . where are you from ?
oh good , i am allergic to peanuts . i am from here , there , everywhere . you ?
i live in wisconsin in the countryside . its so peaceful here .
that sounds great . do you listen to the beatles ?
i am more of a country music fan . i love keith urban !


i am an old man. i don t have a lot of family members that i like. i am an angry person. i drive a jag.

hi . . . . how are you doing today ?
i am okay . not in a very good mood .
i am sorry to hear that
i am just old , so i always hurt .
that is a hard thing to deal with . . . i am the oldest of all my sisters
yeah it is . how old are you ?
i am in my 30 and my youngest sister is in the first grade
oh wow , that is a big difference .
yes my dad is a teacher so he is use to have kids around
i do not really like any of my family .
i do not always like mine either but we make it work
lucky you . mine are very hard to deal with .
that is a very hard thing . . . . i am sorry you have to deal with that
do you have any kids ?


i eat eggs and bacon for breakfast. when i turned 18 , my family moved across the country. i like going to rock concerts. on weekends i go out with friends.

how are you doing today
great do you have any plans for the weekend ?
i want to go to the comic store
i prefer to go to rock concerts
what kind of artists do you like
ac dc led zeppelin the who kiss
i see . those are oldies .
i am not really that old i just like older bands
i see . you must have grown with them .
we moved when i was younger and only listened to old songs in the car
do you like beans at all
no but i love bacon and eggs
i love the smell of it though
nothing better than bacon for breakfast


i am an aspiring fiction writer. i like to work puzzles. i am a teacher. my dad worked for home depot. i love country music.

good afternoon , how are you ?
i am pretty good and you ?
great except for my stinky feet , pew
you should spray those down
they smell bad , it goes good with my blonde hair
you sould put some socks on then
my mother and i are both champion weightlifters
you two should pick me up then
we do it for money , she loves the money like i love it
yeah sounds like a nice pick up
well got to run , later gator ! take care !
by alligator slater bye bye
after while crocodile , not to soon baboon
lets eat sheep lil bo peep
omao , that is funny , and new one for me
yeah this is a bit silly heh


i am studying to be a special education teacher. i was a navy brat and have attended 16 schools in 12 years. i make friends fast and say goodbye fast. i chew my nails. i kayak at the lake on weekends.

hi do you like the sunset i do
hell . i enjoy sunsets too .
zi get up every morning and watch
that is nice . i love taking my kayak out on the river on the weekend .
i work so many hours like 60 a week so it is hard to find free time
wow sounds pretty busy to me . any hobbies ?
just watching the sun rise really
so just work and sunrises ?
that is about all i have
what kind of work do you do ?
i am a vet and i need more excercise
nice ! currently in school i want to work with special needs kids .
i hope that works out for you
me too ! i have this really bad habit of chewing my nails when i am nervous though .
i hate that i have been doing it for years
yeah , i full of bad habits . i am always quick to make new friends and saying goodbye .


i am stuck in the past due to remotness. i am a savage. i work for the discovery channel creating videos. i have no technological skills. i love the outdoors.

hello what is going on in your life ?
hi , i am editing my latest discover videos . what are you up to ?
just got back from visiting my mom she is in the hospital
i hope it is not anything serious . hopefully she can go hiking soon , that cures everything .
i hope so too . years ago i was a runner and could run pretty fast
wow , did you run track at school ?
yes i did and now i have some health issues i can not chew my food
that is really unfortunate ! i would love to interview you for the discovery channel .
that would be so awesome i am game
great , come out to my cabin sometime , there is nothing better than being outdoors .
i love the mountains especially this time of year
yes , gorgeous in the fall ! what do you do for work ?
i am an er nurse so i know a lot about hospitals and doctors
that has to be hard , you must be good with technology to chart all of your patients .


i can play the piano. my dog is called alfred. my favourite colour is green. i like to read books about chinese history.

hi how are you today ?
i am doing well , how about yourself ?
i am doing great . where do you work ?
i work in the city . are you into fitness ?
not really but i am into body modifications .
body modifications ? i do not follow
like piercings . i have 10 of them !
oh ok , gotcha . i was thinking maybe plastic surgery ll
haha whoops . i should stop smoking .
haha nope , i have nothing wrong with weed lol
haha its so bad for me though
some say it robs you of your ambition
ambition is a subjective term
indeed it is , maybe i should have said go betterness


i am very good at math and science. i am considered a nerd by many. i i love logical and rational thinking. i started working at google last week on self driving car research.

hello how are you doing today ?
i am great i just got a job at google last week ! how about you ?
i am great . i was on local news the other day
wow ! why were you on the news ?
nothing illegal , just a family work day
cool . i am a nerd , so i probably would not want to be on the news .
it was scary but cool .
what were your favorite subjects in school ? mine were math and science .
i loved math and science
it is neat that we have that in common .
yeah it is ! tell me about your family
well , i see them when i can . i am very busy with my new job assignment .
what is that new job assignment ?
i began working on self driving car research last week . what do you do ?
that sounds like fun ! i just sleep all day
oh , are you i will or elderly ?


i am a childrens librarian. i am recently divorced. i have no children of my own. i am very shy.

what is your favorite meal ?
hey whats goin on . how are you today ? pizza for sure
i am awesome . i dig pizza too . you like making it or taking out ?
making it homemade for sure . i just had a divorce so i cook a lot
i feel that . cooking is a good hobby to take your mind off stuff .
yes it is . what do you do for a living
i work in a restaurant for now . how about you ?
i am a librarian . i work in the childrens books
i admire that a lot . i love the library . do you enjoy it ?
i do enjoy it . especially since i do not have any kids lol
the best way to be around kids , haha .
i know right ? lol i am super shy to so being around kids is easy


i am dissatisfied with the school life i have had so far. i have one close friend i grew up with. i worry about money even though i am in high school. i wished i was older so i could move out.

hope someone is out there to brighten up my day
i was just thinking the same thing . school has me bummed out .
i want to go to school but got fired so now have no money for winter session
i get bullied at school so i cannot wait to be older and move
i know how you feel . someone at school found out i like men and women equally
do you have any friends that are nice ?
yes but its hard to hang out with them since i still live at home . you ?
i am at home too but i have one close best friend .
i think i need to find a support group to help me work out things .
that is an good . maybe you can make friends in a club or on a job ?
if i can find a fun new job sounds great .
i would like a job . i never have enough money lol
if you lived in co you could grow pot . make lots of money !
i do like in denver but i am in high school


i am smart too. i have big face cheeks. i am short. i like reading.

hello ! tell me a little about yourself
hey there , well i am not very tall . you ?
haha , well height is not the only thing . i am a vegan ! i care about the earth
my cheeks on my face are huge which makes my eyes pop .
oh wow ! you sound like my cat jasper ! he is the best .
i would like jasper . vegan is what i am currently reading about .
well as a vegan barista , i can tell you there are health and planetary benefits !
i believe i am smart but i am not sure i can give up eggs and fish .
you sound smart ! lots of people have trouble giving up eggs and fish .
was it hard for you ?
not too bad . i distracted myself with my favorite things the color orang , roses , etc .
awesome for you but i will stick with the fish and eggs for now .
i understand . so you are smart , not very tall , and have big cheeks ?
yeah and read . reading is what i do to relax .


i cannot stand beets. every day i drive an hour to work in this horrible traffic. i cannot cook. i enjoy sleeping in on my days off.

hi
hey ! tell me about yourself
i live in celebration florida which is near disney
rip you , you will be underwater soon
i know pretty bummed about the whole hurricane situation
well do not worry soon you wo not be worried anymore .
just got to make it through the next few days at least i am not on the coast
i understand that , do you like to cook ? i suck it at .
i am married with 2 kids so i cook for them a lot
do you ever cook beets ? they make me sick
eh not so much my kids hate them
they are pretty freaking terrible .


i just finished training as a security guard. i recently broke up with my girlfriend. i work nights now and like my job. i have two dogs. i m a 30 year old male.

hello , how are you ? tell me about you
well my birthday was last week . i am bryan by the way .
nice to meet you , my name is tiffany
i just hit the big 30 ! it has been tough besides that unfortunately . carreer changes . . .
whats your career ? mine is in law , i love running
my girlfriend slept with my buddy . so we broke up . security
my wife left me , but i love new york so i think i will move there
i recently changed to nights full time . no swing shift . i did a half marathon !
1 2 marathon is very impressive . how do you like nights
one of my two dogs i own follows me when i train . i love nights !
what kind of dogs do you have
the training just finished a month ago . poodle and a labrador
nice , i have a yorkie and a great dane
wow ! two totally different sized animals !
right , but you can guess who run things
when will you move to ny ? little dogs are all alike !


i work in finance. i enjoy playing soccer. i rent an apartment. i do not like coffee.

want to get to know each other ?
sure , how are you today
a little bored . i like excitement
i had boring day cleaning apartment , excitement would be nice
i am planning to climb mt everest
well that would certainly be exciting
i think so , on my last trip i went big game hunting
i have never hunted , i enjoy sports like playing soccer
i love it , it is a thrill . i got a lion
wow that is crazy ! my job keeps me so busy , i never have time to travel
it is important to me , i also work with clay
like sculpting ? i tried that in past but i was not very good at it
i make models . it takes practice
do you like tea ? i hate coffee but love all kinds of tea
i like tea when i relax .
me too , it is perfect for drinking before bedtime


i wish that i could be an animal. regular life disappoints me. i wonder about what life in space would be like. i don t get along with my family.

hey , i made the best tasting cake at work today .
sounds good ! what kind was it ?
three layers , chocolate , vanilla and strawberry with a caramel frosting .
awesome ! do you ever wish to be an animal ? i do .
yep , i would love to be a cat , and sleep 18 hours a day . you ?
kind of . life is disappointing for me . do you agree ?
oh , i am sorry . want to come play tennis with my two sisters and me ?
maybe . my own family does not get along with me .
well sounds like you need to get out and have fun with friends .
do you ever wonder what space life is like ? i do .
not really . my mom works long hours , i too busy cleaning .
do you like cleaning ?
not really , rather be playing tennis ? are you coming with us today ?
yes i am getting ready right now !


i enjoying keeping up with the news and learning about political issues. i often spend my free time engaging in activism work with friends and family. i work as a legal assistant in a law firm that basically only handles real estate work. i also enjoy reading novels by female authors and exploring new areas. i enjoy this type of activist work , as my job is not very personally fulfilling.

hello there
hey hows it going ?
not bad . how about you ?
everything is well , just finished reading .
right on . i was just practicing playing the bass .
really that is pretty cool . upright or electric ?
electric
who is your favorite bassist ?
paul mccartney
one of mine is thundercat .
right on .
but i really love doing activism .
what kind ?
animal rights .


i am an artist. i have four children. i recently got a cat. i enjoy walking for exercise.

hey my friend how are you
pretty good thank you , just put finishing touches on a painting !
sounds fun tired of getting picked on about my glasses
oh don t let that get you down . 2 of my 4 kids have glasses !
sad now i want kids just my man left me so i want to enjoy life
maybe you can start with a cat or something . i just got one .
just want to be alone anyway what name cat
my cat s name is tuna . and you ll never be alone with a pet !
hard to read what you say though sound nice
i was going to get a dog to join me on daily walks but cats are cheaper
dogs will be better and i miss my cat husband took him
bad husband ! you sound better off without him !
i need some space i just like alone time
that sounds healthy actually to know your limits and interests
wonder what my ex is doing
probably sleeping , it seems that s what all exes do


i spend my free time volunteering at nursing homes. my dad was a cop. i am tall. my favorite color is red. i like to water ski.

hey , how is it going ? what are some of your favorite things ?
hey there how are you today ? like cops ?
i do like cops ! i also enjoy the opera ! ever been to one ?
how tall are you ? i bet much shorter then me
maybe ! i am pretty tall though ! i am 6 feet !
how much taller you think you are huh ?
5 inches ? what is your favorite car or truck ? i drive my favorite ! want to guess ?
i am 6 feet 10 an i love red
i drive a 1980 bentley corniche . do you have a favorite vacation spot ?
like water ? i like to ski on it
i love water ! i have been to paris a few times , absolutely beautiful , i love it !
lets go in my free time i like your car too
sure , sounds like a plan , you can be my date
i like to volunteer also


i love hiking and staying fit. i go fishing on the weekends to relax. i work as a personal trainer , 5 days a week. i live in las vegas , nevada.

crazy cat person here for ya
how man cats do you have ?
i have 4 . i have to work at a grocery store for a cat food discount
that is a good idea . i am a trainer
do you ever listen to metallica while you train
sometimes , do you like that band ?
they are my favorite ! i rock out to it while walking to my college classes
oh that is cool . do you hike at all ?
i hike to class . my college is up on a hill
that must be a good little work out
it is ! the cats love it
you take them to class with you ?
sometimes . i feel incomplete without them
oh my . i live in vegas , it is hot here
any metallica cover bands in vegas
a few , but i have not gone to see them


i have a little girl. i wait tables. i m taking online classes. my favorite flower is a rose. my hair is long and brown.

hi watching nascar with my uncle is fun
hi i am watching csi . i am a waitress with long brown hair from ohio .
my parents taught at the local college
very cool , i am currently taking classes online . it is easier with my daughter .
my dream is a beach house for my mom and me
very sweet . i would love a beach house with roses out front , my favorite .
i have a slight mcdonalds addiction
oh i do not like fast food but it would be convenient .
their shakes make my day plus my ninja broke again
oh i love ice cream and shakes .
yeah shakes not burgers their next door to my moms doctor
do you help take care of your parents ?
yeah my mom dad passed in highschool
oh how sad . i am sorry that must have been hard .
not really his work was more important
his work as a college professor or did he do research ?


my favorite color is red orange. i enjoy watching horror flicks. i want to be a music teacher. i play the violin. my grandma raised me.

hey ! i am dealing with an extended layover for a flight and could use a chat .
hey i am singing my music
that sounds fun . what kind of music ? did you write it yourself ?
i play the trumpet too
a person with many talents , i see . i wish i had time to learn an instrument .
i teach music and love my grandma
i travel for a living . i am headed to dubai for the first time .
i love the color orange and red
my iphone case is red . that is probably my favorite color , to be honest .
do you watch scary movies
i have seen a few , but they are not really my thing . do you watch them ?
yes i love them so much
i live with my mom and dad and they watch them all the time .
it makes it hard to sleep
i always put on my headset when my parents watch scary things .
that is because you do not like them


i m a college student. i play football. i like action movies. my father is a doctor.

hello . how are you today ?
i am doing great , how about you ?
i am doing well . what is a hobby you have ?
i love playing football . how about you ?
i love to go hiking . that is cool .
i watched a movie about hiking , but my favorite ones are action movies .
cool . those are always fun to watch .
true . what do you do for a living ?
i work as an environmental engineer .
let me guess , you also love photography
not really . i just like to live the experience without photos .
i am studying at the college , i hope to be a doctor like my father
that sounds like a great thing .
it may not be fun , but i know it is a noble profession , saving lives


i like to ride my bike. i like to play football. i am a younger guy. i have beard that is longer.

hi there how are you
i am doing well . just got back from the grocery store . and yourself ?
i am ok , need a shower though . my feet stink !
i need to shave my super long beard ! it is stinky and on my face !
oh wow what color eyes do you have ?
brown . what do you look like ? lol
mine are brown too ! i am muscular like my mom . she was a weightlifter .
cool . so you are pretty hot ? i am looking for a gf .
i am not looking for love . i would rather have money .
i am young , dumb , and full of you know what
that is one thing money can not fix !
haha . right . i am just kidding around . do you like movies ? reading ?
not really , it is a waste of money . i spend my time trying to make more .
i invest in stocks . i will probably be a millionaire one day soon . retired at thirty


i am a casual dresser. my car needs some repairs. i am a waitress at a local restaurant. my favorite band is nirvana.

hello , how are you today ?
i miss kurt cobain , i wish he was still alive .
yeah , he was pretty good . i miss chester bennington
i used to make jokes about him , but i am breaking the habit tonight .
haha . i am kinda short but i won a competition in tap dancing
my car sounds like its tap dancing , it needs some serious work
my twin brother works on cars , maybe he can fix it
whoa ! youre a twin ! ? do you ever trade girlfriends to see if they notice ?
lol . no , besides , i am a girl who had past girlfriends
oh , wrong kind of twin . youre the non identical kind . got it .
haha , i wish i had an identical twin though
same , so they could do my job for me , i am a waitress . what do you ?
i work at bakery where i bake cakes .
are you going to try and get on that one show . . . cake boss ?


my mom raised me by herself and taught me to play baseball. i blog about salt water aquarium ownership. i am allergic to peanuts. i will one day own a ferret.

my name is rose , 21 years old , want to be an artist . live in ny
hi rose . my name is julie . i live in california .
california dreams ! do you have any pets ?
i have a salt water fish tank that i blog about .
i live in a tiny fish bowl myself . along with prissy my little kitty
lol i love fish but i want to own a ferret someday .
my neighbor accidentally killed hers in a dishwasher accident . for reals
oh man ! that is awful ! sounds messy .
question is . . . would you get a new dishwasher or would bleach be sufficient ?
definitely a new dishwasher . the old one is probably haunted now .
new dishwasher , right ? right . sorry lets talk about something pleasant
lol do you play sports ? my mom taught me when i was little .
i am an orphan . like annie . what did she teach you
baseball . sice my dad died in the war she had to teach me things .
which war did your dad die in
he died in the star wars


some call me a hopeless romantic. i dropped out of college a month ago. i wear my heart on my sleeve. i live in my foreign car outside los angeles.

hello how are you tonight
hello how are you doing
i am doing very well . just got done with basketball , and had dinner at mcdonalds .
i need help becoming a romantic
i am sorry , i cannot help you there .
i am emotionally a mess
maybe music therapy will help you .
i dropped out of the school
that is horrible , are you going to go back ?
no . i live in my car
i am sorry , do you need a job ?
yes i do i can not get myself together
go to your nearest mc donalds , they will hire you .
i do not know how to apply
someone there will help you .
i may give that a try


i live in springfield , mo. i try to go hunting with my brothers several times a year. i am a writer. i love to barbecue.

hello how are you doing
doing good just got done doing a barbecue on the grill
awesome i am in a band
awesome ! love music . i love to write and listen to music
i want to direct a movie
i could write the script and you could direct . . lol
i have over 600 movies
my husband has tons of dvds too lost count
yes that would be nice
being from springfield missouri the midwest does not offer much
i can not wait to grow up
do not rush it . . . believe me stay young
i need to go work at circus
haha you would be on the road all the time


my father is dead. i play piano. my boyfriend is in the army. my favorite color is yellow.

hello , i am looking for the love of my life ! you ?
hi i have a boyfriend but he is military so never home
oh , no ! i always do my hair and make up so i look good !
that is a good thing . whats your favorite color ? i like yellow
i like red ! most of my workout clothes are red ! do you work out ?
i do sometimes when i am not playing piano i inherited dads when he passed
i love my marketing job . since i have no siblings i work a lot .
i have a sister but we are not close there is an age gap
how much of an age gap ?
12 years between us so we do not have much in common
that is not good . i work out so i look good .
that makes sense i should work out more to
i like to jump rope . what else can you tell me about you ?
i really like netflix originals and tv in general as long as no commercials
i hate those things but than again i do not have a tv .
oh that has to be rough


my favorite color is blue. i enjoy home cooked meals. my favorite tv show is game of thrones. my favorite music genre is pop.

hi how are you doing ?
i am ok . just hangin out watching game of thrones . show is awesome
oh i love that show
its awesome right ? whats your favorite color ?
i would have to say black
black is a good one . mine is blue . do you eat out a lot ?
yes i do since i work all day
yea i understand that . nothing like a home cooked meal though
what do you do for a living ?
i am a producer . mainly pop music . i love it !
what city are you from ?
i live in new york city actually
i am in california . ever been ?
yes i love the west coast . very pretty out there


ferrari is my favorite car company. basketball is my favorite sport to watch. i own many cars. i like watching sports.

hey , whats your favorite movie ?
i do not really like movies , i prefer to watch sports .
ahh . favorite sport then ?
i really like basketball . what about you ?
mines not a typical sport . i like rally races
what is a rally race ?
subaru off roading , pretty much
oh . my favorite cars are ferraris , so i like to watch them race .
i am not a big sports car person , lol . i need a car that can get dirty
i own a lot of different cars .
nice ! i own an iguana , but that is about it for expensive things
does he have a name ?
his name is gary . like the snail
i like that name , ahahah


i look down on people who didn t. i went to an elite ivy league school. i believe the rich shouldn t be taxed as much. i work in finance.

what are you doing today ?
hi not much i just got home from work
what do you do for work ?
i am in the financial sector you ?
i am a teacher . for middle school . i teach art
nice what college did you attend ?
i am not in college anymore but i went to unt
cool i went to yale
awesome that is a great school . what goals do you have in life ?
make as much money as i can although too much goes to tax
that is a good goal . i want to visit the great pyramids one day
that would be pretty cool what do you do in your spare time ?
i play pool . i am really good at it . win almost every game
i played before but i am not very good
practice makes perfect . i used to be bad at it .
i typically just drink at the bar i really am bad at pool


i have long curly hair. i like to grow my own herbs and vegetables in my garden. i m really into the powers of crystals. i sew my own clothes.

hello how are you today ?
awesome . my chakras are all aligned
do you work out a lot ? i do
i work in my garden growing plants all day . what do you look like ?
i am a pretty big guy , i play a lot of football
i do not , i just wash my curly head .
i am a truck driver , i do not like straight hair .
keep a quartz gem in your truck for good luck . i have curls for days .
nice i served so my truck is a pretty safe place .
i used to make clothes for soldiers in iraq . i am a tailor .
do you work out ? i am at the gym four days a week .
no i am very weak . i rely on the strength of magic stones .
i am the new owner of a camper do your stones start fires ?
some can yes . i also grew some sage which is good to burn .
i like the smell of sage , can i have some ?
yeah , i have tons , and other herbs too .
yes ! let us smoke it up
yes ! we should all smoke the herbs .
alright well , take it easy
ok enjoy the day and be good .


my boyfriend works for nasa. i am not afraid of what others think. my favorite food is spaghetti and meatballs. i was raised by two mothers. i can be quite forgetful.

how are you doing today ?
hey there , i am great . i have two moms .
my name is beth , whats yours ?
cody and boy my memory sucks .
that is ok lol my eyesight sucks
do you like italian food ? it is the best .
its alright i mean i like pizza but only with white sauce
you see okay with gla . ses ? my partner is an astronaut ,
yeah but i only have reading glasses at the time
oh i hope you get some glasses soon .
me too but i am trying to get contacts and those are not cheap or free
true . people get all worked up and honestly i could care less .
worked up over what exactly
anything . i am just a f


my favorite color is hunter green. i am a personal chef. i would like to open a restaurant someday. in my free time , i watch movies and sleep.

hi , how are you ? i have been busy playing games at the arcade .
i love watching movies and sleeping
i enjoy listening to music , especially linking park , but i am not sure why .
i also love to cook i am my own chef
i do not have a job , i have not done much since high school
i want to own my own business one day
i do not think i could do that , i am a quiet person
my favorite color is green
i was recently diagnosed with autism
oh no i am so sorry to hear that
it explains some things , why i was always quiet in school .
you should sleep all day
i probably could , only get out to go to the arcade
well that sounds like fun


we just bought a house near her parents. my girlfriend is 6 months pregnant. i am proposing tonight. i graduated college last week.

hi i am tom and i am eating my favorite thing , pizza
hi . pizza sounds good . i am nervous , proposing to my girlfriend tonight .
oh awesome you should take her to an italian restaurant who does not love that
so true . we already bought a house and she is 6 months pregnant so i think she will accept .
wow ! ! ! that is so cool , i better keep trying to watch what i eat maybe i will find someone
you will . we went to school together i got my college diploma just last week .
congrats i got mines a few years after moving here i am from east asia
i would love to visit there . never really traveled , guess we wo not now .
well its never too late to explore
our house is near her parents , that is what makes me most nervous about things .
well that means you will have help when the baby arrives
so true . anything else interesting you would like to share ?


i just bought my first home. i love to barbecue. i try to go hunting with my brothers several times a year. i am a writer.

hey how is everything ? are you watching the football game ?
it good . who is playing ?
the texans vs . bengals . love football , it reminds me of when i played in college .
i can only watch the nfl
yeah its a nice break from all of the news of politics .
have you been keeping up ?
i have since i unfortunately have a passion for it .
i try to keep up
i am somewhat in envy of the kids i serve who are oblivious to it .
what do you do for a living ?
i own a local candy store .
do you eat any of it ?
i would love to but my wife somehow has a nose for when i do .
does she not let you ?
being with her for five years , she is my health police .
ahe sounds very controlling lol


i love my girlfriend. i live in the city. i work in a bookstore. i have an older brother.

i love chocolate foods it is so good
my girlfriend loves chocolate , its her favorite thing
really ? do you have siblings ? like instruments ?
i do , i have a brother , few minutes older than me . do not like instruments much
i am in college to help people out .
what do you mean by that ? i am a cashier in a bookstore
what do i mean by what ?
in college to help people .
oh no that was accident , i am young lol
oh that is cool , do you live in like a major city ?
no not yet , learning the human brain .
that is kind of cool any dissection ?
i use geocache do you know what that is ?
nope , not at all ? what is it


i go to at least 10 concerts a year. lady gaga is my current favorite singer. madonna is my all time favorite. i work in retail. i love music.

how how is it going ?
i am great a little tired
oh do you work late ? how come ?
yes sometimes i do . i like listening to music
that is cool . i like to listen to music a lot when i surf
that is cool i attend alot of concerts .
not bad , do you like donuts ?
yes donuts are great haha
i am an amazing baker i bet you would like mine
i am sure i would after selling clothes all day
oh you sell clothing ? that is cool what kind ?
yes i do . trendy clothes what people will buy lol
not bad . are you married ?
no i am not married


i secretly love watching we wrestling. i daydream about cafes in paris. i work as a receptionist at a lawyers office. my family owns a grocery store.

hello . how are you doing today ?
i am great you ? just watching some wwe
alright . my two daughters love that show .
i have no kids i work at a lawyers office
is it fun ? i am an english teacher .
better than working at my parents grocery store
that must have been tough .
ll not really just boring
my dream is to be a writer one day .
i dream about cafes in paris
we should go there together one day .
morsure ! would love to do that
get ready for the plane ride though . i love telling stories .
its not so bad like 5 6 hour flight


i love to eat sushi and pizza. i love to work in my garden. i am an older guy. i like to create art. my favorite band is ween.

how are you doing this evening ?
i am ok . you ? a long day of making art . haha
unless you count finger painting with my grandchildren , i would not know ,
i am an older gentleman myself and have a few grandchildren as well .
indeed ? my husband was a soldier , until he passed .
i am sorry to hear . favorite food ?
honestly anything easy to chew . what is yours ?
my favorite is sushi , pizza , and tacos . haha
wow . adventurous . i do not do anything more exciting than reading .
i like to work in my garden as well . reading is awesome .
i wish i had a garden . i used to love tomatoes . how many kids do you have ?
i have 1 daughter and one grandson . i love my garden .
what sorts of things do you like to grow ?
haha . i like to grow all kinds of things . cucumbers mostly .
yeah . cukes are good . i have 4 kids and a gaggle of grandkids .
a gaggle ? interesting choice of words . haha


i noticed i m very talented for this sport. i ve never been a fan of sports. i hope to keep improving and go big with this sport. i work full time in an office , so i don t have much time to practice. recently i started taking archery classes and love it.

hi what is your name ?
debra and i do not like sports ,
ok debra i enjoy hiking , do you go to college ?
no college but i have discovered i am good at a sport .
i see i enjoy reading american literature what do you enjoy ?
i could make money at it . i like tennis .
yes tennis is great . i now teach elementary school
being a secretary is not as great as a teacher .
secretary is a good job did you go to college ?
i graduated 4 years ago . work keeps me from practicing but i have started archery classes .
very exciting is archery a sport ?
i think so . do you teach literature ?
oh yes i starting teaching american literature next week to them
that is awesome . hope they grasp it .


my nickname is bubblegum. my brother and i have bright red hair. i am plotting on taking over the world. i love to sing in the shower. i have found the cure for the common cold.

hi ! tell me a bit about yourself !
hi ! well the major thing you will notice about me in person is my bright red hair .
oh really ! i ai not seen a lot of redheads around here . you irish ?
sure am ! how about yourself ?
well the ocean is practically my home . always out sailin
i am more of singing in the shower type of person , or swimming in a pool .
ah come on , you have not lived until you have swam with the wildlife of the ocean .
no thanks ! i will stick my toes in . that is it . what else do you do for fun ?
i like to go fishin and read while i am waiting . love me som jane austin . you ?
i like mystery books . i am a big fan of the da vinci code series .
nah those are too intense for me , i am more of a chill guy
no plot to take over the world books , huh ?
nah , not for me . what kinda food you like ?
i am a stickler for pasta . how about yourself ?
fish ! catfish is my favorite
i have never had catfish . i do enjoy cod , perch , and salmon though !


i often worry about where to park when i go somewhere new. i am quiet but confident. my brother raised me after our parents died. i think food trucks are awesome. i am not really a blond.

i love working on trucks with my pup doberman .
i like trucks that sell food
ha , not the kind this guy works on .
oh okay yeah i am not serious
hey i love a good food truck pizza as much as the next man .
i have to go to this store and i am new to it and i am anxious about it
what kind of store ? you should pick up pizza . if you could not tell its my favorite .
well its a clothing store actually and i am not good at parking
then i would recommend not doing it with cars around you .
good idea in case i hit one maybe ?
with my job i park a lot of trucks .
i guess you get used to it so now your good at it
yup , at 25 i am a professional parker .
so let me ask you did you grow up with both parents ?
yes , as uncommon as it can be did .
with me my brother took care of me when i was little