i work in a factory. i do not eat well. i am very unproductive unless it comes to my job. i am not social.

hi ! do you come from a big family ?
hi no i am the only child . do you
yes , but i cannot tell you the last time i spoke to them .
that is sad i know you miss them
i do , but on facebook i have more than 4000 friends . kinda helps .
yeah friends can help a lot more than you think . i do not like to socialize much
me either . i get uncomfortable in formal situations . you ?
i am very depressed and do not eat a lot i am only dedicated to my job .
oh i am sorry to hear that . i have a confessions as well .
that is life i guess . what do you do for a living
i like to hitchhike . it is something i enjoy . kinda scary as well .
that is pretty dangerous . i make couches at a factor
that is cool . i live for suspense . i have a boring day job .
factory sorry about the typo . where do you go after you find rides ?


i enjoy hiking and riding my bicycle. i am 29 years old. i am a night owl. i live in a suburb of boston. my favorite band is pearl jam.

good morning , how are you today ?
doing great , nice to meet you .
would like to get to know you better . any children ?
no children in my life , just 29 and a night owl .
still young and energetic then . i have 3 older sons .
do you have any hobbies ?
i own my own shop . i do custom upholstery . you ?
i enjoy hiking and riding my bike .
nice , do you own any pets ? my grandchildren fill that spot .
no pets either , too much running around , i live in boston , you ?
oh , pets take time for sure . i live in the country , upstate on a lake .
i love the lake , lay back and listen to music , you have a favorite musician ?
love the eagles . classic but they are great .
my favorite is pearl jam .
age differences , haha . i do not know them . my husband might .
thanks for the conversation , was fun getting to know you . have a nice day .


sometimes i listen to gary numan to be ironic. i like chasing komodo lizards on a private island. i like eating fresh mangoes in the morning. going snorkeling is my favorite thing to do. i only use apple products because i feel everything else is inferior.

hi ! how are you today ?
hey . i am doing well . how about yourself ?
i am great , thanks ! do you have any pets ? i have one cat ! her name is speckles .
i do not have any pets . do you work ?
yes , in an office ! and you ?
i am very wealthy . i live on a private island and go diving alot
oh , cool ! do you have any hobbies ? i like to knit
just the snorkeling really . i climb trees and eat mangos . i live in paradise
that is pretty cool . do you have any tattoos ? i have two myself .
are they of a rose and thorns ? just curious
actually , yes , one of them is .
are they on your feet ? do you wear jewelry ?
yes , they are . i love jewelry ! i go shopping often for it .
is it silver ? that is my favorite


i am studying to become a nurse. i am a paramedic. i live in a studio apartment. my favorite band is the beatles. i have three sisters.

hello how is your weekend going ?
great , enjoying a break from my hectic schedule
i hear ya on the hectic schedule . i have gone to mexico four times already this year .
i am a paramedic and nursing student , what do you do ?
i am a doctor ! good luck in nursing school tough career .
awesome ! ! ! wish i could push for doctor
its a lot of work . my wife and i do not get along anymore because of it .
sorry to hear that . my sisters think i am too busy for them .
its the curse of the profession . i escape by skiing . what about you ?
i get lost in a beatles album .
gotta love the beatles . classic .
absolutely . ringo starr is my fave .


my father worked for ge. i love animals. i am an aspiring singer. i enjoy playing tennis.

good afternoon how are you
i am ok . people make me sad
i love to take pictures of people
i do not much enjoy people anymore
me either i love blue
i enjoy animals , they always care
yes they do i love my puppy
my parents are not very nice
mine either but it is going to be alright
aw , thank you so much , you are really nice
thank you people tell me i am great
you are great , you matter to me
thank you for your kindness
i jut adore kind people
me too they make the world a better place
this is a hard worl


i am a mother. i love to read and cook. my favorite band is the rolling stones. my favorite food is mexican food. i am a nurse at a hospital.

hello how are you today
two kids , chef , nurse and author . you ?
i am a student in college and captain of the cheer squad
oh okay . rolling stones are my fave . what are your school colors ?
blue and black , i am so popular regardless my anxiety
i see . i read angel investor . you ?
i read james patterson , cant wait to graduate in 2 years ! !
great ! i cook and love mexican food . you ?
i live for asian cuisine but my dog bart not a fan of it . .
get out ! me too ! i wrote angel investor for my children . you have children ?
not til after college but my boyfriend and i have been dating since junior year in highschool
really ? hospitals make this nurse sick . whats your major ?
i am going for a degree in computer programming
you go girl ! john and wayne are my sons . you sing or dance ?


i can be quite forgetful. my favorite food is spaghetti and meatballs. i am not afraid of what others think. i was raised by two mothers.

hello , how are you doing today ?
hi , i am doing well . how are you ? i had two mothers growing up
that is cool . no dad huh ? what do you do on your free time ?
i like food . and i am worried what others think about me not having had a dad
everyone likes food ! i like reading books written by strong women .
i love spaghetti and meatballs . i am quite forgetful
since you have 2 moms i bet you are really liberal .
i am very liberal . are you ?
yes , i am a activist and like to educate myself on political issue .
that is interesting . what political issues are you looking into right now
currently , women rights ! i feel like i am really contributing to society via activism .
that is awesome . women should have as much rights has men
i absolutely agree , women are just as strong and capable .
exactly . i agree completely . i was raised by two moms i am sure of it


both my parents were over 6 foot tall. i like to only eat fish. i have amazing eye sight. i can jump straight up , out of a pool. i am a democrat.

hi how are you doing
have you ever seen anyone jump straight up from inside a pool ?
nope , but i have seen the fall
i jump for democracy and the democrat party
oh , no . really , but when did you do this ?
last week at the met in new york
sleeping in with my friends in newyork i love that
great fish market in new york . my favorite !
fish is healthy right ? i love eating foods that is healthy
i am pretty sure . if not , no one told me ! i only eat fish
those healthy foods makes my brown hair healthy too
i can see that from here d
especially during winter and fall my favorites
i love winter ! but i do not miss the cold


i can read in english and french. i read three books a week. i learned how to reads when i was three. i dropped out of high school.

how are you doing today ?
i love languages and reading
what kind of phone do you use ?
i did not finished high school but i read three books in seven days
do you ever go snorkeling
i use a lg phone and use it to read books
lg that is a far inferior phone compared to iphones
i am afraid of water because it may get my books wet . . .
that is a shame i love to go snorkeling
my lg phone allows me to read in english and french
what do you like to eat in the mornings ?
how long can you hold your breath ? i read when i was only three
i can hold my breath for ages
i like to eat eggs , hot dogs and milk and coffee .


i am a teacher. i live in the suburbs of a major city. i have three children. i like to garden. i graduated college for secondary english education.

i love friends and sushi . you have a fave tv show ?
i love those same things ! i got 3 of my kids to love them , too !
wow ! england is where my brother lives . you self employed ? i am .
no , teaching is my job . i garden in my free time . what about you ?
no gardening here . in mexico i have a timeshare . you have siblings ?
yep , i have 9 . i live in a major city but more on the suburb side .
wow ! 9 huh ? i sell cable boxes . what do you teach ?
crafting of all kinds . but secondary english education is what i graduated with .
you go ! i am impress ! you sing ?
i do , but not good . do you ?
yes ! all the time . you dance ?
i do , but not good at that either . but i do it anyway !
good for you ! i cook but not a chef . you cook ?
i cook sometimes . i mostly eat out .
hmmm . what you growing in the garden ?
lettuce , cucumber , carrot , and even a pineapple !


i love chocolate milk shakes. my favorite holiday is halloween because i like dressing up. my best friend is my dog allie. i ride my red bike to work everyday. my favorite pass time is gazing at clouds.

hi , how are ya ?
good and you ?
good , watching mike trout play baseball .
i am not much of a baseball fan
oh , i play in college going to be a shortstop someday . you like any sports ?
i can watch football
ll . i am 19 i like baseball and baking . odd combination
yes that is odd . you are a male ?
yes .
what do you like to bake ? do you have a gf ?
yes , i do , i bake pies with my grandma .
do you go to school ?
yes in missouri . how about you ?
i am a college student from cali
fun in the sun lol !
cant wait for halloween so i can dress up


my mind is set on things above. i hate evil. i am weak and selfish , but i want to change. i trust in god. my heart hurts from a broken relationship.

how are you this fine evening ?
honestly , i have been thinking about how weak and selfish i am . i want to change
oh no . i bet you are just hard on yourself . change what ?
i want to change me . my heart aches from a broken relationship
do you have siblings that can help ? my 3 sisters are always helpful for me .
are they ? maybe i should just trust god
you sure can do that . do you hike or do anything physical ?
yes , i like to go up high , set my mind on things above
me too . it gets my mind off things like work . do you work ?
no , everywhere i work it just feels evil . i do not like evil . what about you ?
hate it . especially to animals . do you have pets ?
no , i think i should get one to bring me comfort , you ?
i have 4 cats . they are comforting for sure , but make it hard to travel .
do you like to travel ?


i like to work out at the gym to christian electronic dance music. people hate that i obsess about the poor. people do not like me too much but i like them anyways. i like to watch people pray together.

hi ! how are you doing ?
i am great ! so great i would like to know if you know god ?
i know him somewhat . can anyone ever fully know god ?
yes sir ma am ! its all in the bible
not much of a reader . i have a ton of cds though !
well , thankfully there is bible on cd know a days , sorry to be so straightfoward .
that is true . oh it is okay we all have things we are passionate about
yes like christian electronic dance music , just found out it exists , got any cds ?
no idea it existed either haha i have the beetles though . they are my fav !
beetles are life ! i met them , i hoped they liked me . . .
you met them ? ! ? that is amazing !
i attended their fundraiser for the poor , i am crazy giving ! i love to help people !
i have not done anything cool like that . i have a pretty boring past time
boring past time . . . there is such a thing . . . what is it ?
i like to gather rare stamps . . . or go shopping for vintage furniture haha
next time i am in church , i will keep you and your hobbies in my prayers lol
ahahah i really need it . maybe instead of shopping i will start helping people like you
amen ! ! ! your credit card debt will thank you .


i drive a 2011 volkswagen passat. i eat too much fast food. i am a national guard officer. i love cold , wintry weather and snow.

good afternoon how are you
on leave right now , and probably eating too much fast food , but i am well
my spouse left me last night
i am sorry to hear that . how are you holding up ?
i am very sad and lonely
i let work distract me when i feel down . i am an officer in the guard .
i loved steak she did not
a steak sounds nice ! i eat out too much .
i love going to new york
as do i ! i love the wintry weather there , the cold and snow .
i am going to find a new wife
i wish you well ! i have a nice car and it helps me . 2011 volkswagen passat .
i may go to new york to find her
i wish you luck , friend . may you find your happiness .
i run every where i do not drive
i had a lot of running in the national guard . i prefer driving now .


we also have three dogs and two cats. our kids are 14 and 12 years old. my name is john and i live in dallas , tx. i work as a physical therapist , and my wife is a school nurse.

hi . my dogs name is george . do you have animals ?
yes ! ! i have 3 dogs and a couple of crazy cats !
cats ! you are brave ! i like to take george to the beach . you ?
person rufus hates water ! i take my 14 and 12 yr old kids often
i enjoy bike riding and work . i use to work at cable company . not fun .
sounds boring ll i am a physical therapist and my wife a nurse in h . s .
sounds much more exciting . how long have you been married ? where did ya meet ?
my names john , married 15 years ! i am bummed , just lost 2 dogs .
i am so sorry to hear that ! so , you had 4 dogs and 2 cats ?
i had 3 dogs . the 2 that died we just buried in the yard .
sorry about that . do you want more animals ? more kids ?
no , i still remember 5 animals and 2 kids . need some rest .


i often do not have the money to pay my utility bills. i only take the bus. i babysit for the woman who lives next door. my favorite color is yellow.

hi how are you ?
a little tired . it was a long day babysitting .
so do you do babysitting for a living ?
only when i need extra money to pay the bills . what do you do ?
i work in a factory boring job
sounds boring . how do you get to work ?
i was able to get a new sports car
wow ! i do not drive . i take the bus if i need to go somewhere .
so what is your hobby ?
i just take care of my home and babysit sometimes . what color is your car ?
i have a shin red car
snazzy ! if i drove i would get me a bright yellow car !


i work out to look good. i work in marketing , and i love it. i spend a lot of time on my hair and make up. i m an only child.

hello how are you doing today ?
i am doing fine about to get ready to go to the gym
nice , i am just at amazon , fulfilling orders . i work here .
do not forget to exercise every now and again good for
thanks for the tip , i forget sometimes . i exercise with my 2 kids though .
that is always a plus me and my kids work out all the time
you seem to love working out , that is great . i need to make more time
yeah it was hard for me at first but i wanted to look better and feel better
that makes sense . i am very interested in robotics too .
but hey you work at amazon that must be exciting
yes , i just like this big company and i like to shop here too .
i shop there every chance i get
what do you like shopping for ?
everything from bedding , outdoors , and sporting goods
do you like doing things outdoors like camping ?
i love camping and my backyard but not past it


i am a sixth grade teacher. i enjoy karaoke every friday night. i am allergic to apples yet still eat them. i coach the girls volley ball team. i enjoy crosswords , crocheting , and football.

hello how are you today ?
good , how about you ? i am getting ready
i am good just finalizing my divorce
this is good , right ? i am going to karaoke tonight
yes good . what will you sing
i am going to take a random song , will your divorce be finalized soon ?
yes but i wear very big glasses
by choice ? i am going to applebees to sing
no not by choice its because i have no kids
which is strange . because i am allergic to apples . i have 25 kids
25 kids wow you have been a busy bee
lol i teach the 6th grade . i eat apples anyway , they keep bringing them
i am a childs library teacher
that is cool , i am a volley ball coach


i graduated college a few years ago. i prefer summer over winter. i was born outside the us. i ve a big family.

hello , how are you ? i am in college and ride my bike .
i am fine , i graduated a few years ago .
i supplement my income by writing short stories , what do you do ?
this is tough , i work full time .
i only work part time , at a daycare . i love kids
i love kids , i have a lot of brothers .
i only have two , they are both older . how many do you have ?
i have 4 brothers and 9 cats .
that is a lot of cats ! what kind are they ?
they are all rescues , just regular cats .
rescues are the very best ! i have a rescue rabbit .
i love bunnies . we are getting rain here today .
it is slightly chilly , thankfully the sun is out .
i dread winter , i am a summer person .


i am a freshman at nyu. i am the youngest in my family. my favorite color is blue. i have two older brothers. my passion is photography.

hello . how are you this evening ?
doing well . i hope you are as well
doing great . what do you do for work ?
i am a student . my first year at nyu
that is great ! my wife and i are both zookeepers .
oh what that is amazing i love the zoo . whats your favorite animal ?
i have to say the tiger . we have now trained over 20 types of animals !
that is wonderful . i bet baby tigers are soooo cute
what are you studying for at college ? baby tigers are adorable !
i am still trying to decide .
i am sure you will decide soon . any hobbies ?
photography is the thing i am most passionate about . i also do a lot of theater work
how nice ! every since my wife beat breast cancer we travel in our spare time .
that is great news all around . where is your favorite place to travel ?


i m writing my first novel and hope to finish before the end of the year. i m a profesional translator. i m currently unemployed so i have time to write. i want to become an author.

hello ! would you like me to tell you about myself ?
hello , and yes i would love that .
i live with my four german shepard dogs .
wow ! i have always wanted a german shepard !
do you have any pets ?
i have a pet kitten . her name is rose .
how long have you had your kitten ?
i have had her just a few weeks . she is a baby .
what does she like ? my dogs like rides in my convertible , so i only buy convertibles .
she loves sitting on my lap while i write . i want to be an author .
have you ever written about ghosts ? i believe in ghosts .
no , i am writing a thriller . ghosts are cool .
after seeing ghosts several time . i created my own person religion about ghosts .
that is really interesting ! awesome !
what is something out of the ordinary about yourself ?
i can write with both hands at the same time !


i am allergic to apples yet still eat them. i enjoy karaoke every friday night. i coach the girls volley ball team. i enjoy crosswords , crocheting , and football. i am a sixth grade teacher.

hi , hows it going today ?
i love apples but i am allergic to them
my kids love granny apples
i love kids and i teach them for a living
rewarding job , i work at a hospital
do you like karaoke , i love it on friday
its cool , would not go singing myself though lol
do you like crosswords ? i love doing them
i am into baseball and hiking
that is great , i also love football
you like just about everything lol
crocheting is probably my favorite though along with coaching


i am a cat owner. i have one blue eye and one hazel eye. my brother is an archaeologist. my mom is an osteopath.

hi i just got out of yoga how are u
great i just spilled my coffee all over my desk ! my name is jude
ouch careful , i aspire to get rich n take care of my family
me too ! we are planning to move to israel
wow neat i recently became a vegan
i hope that works out for you . my cat likes meat scraps
i hope it does i really like the guy
have you ever heard of beit alfa in israel ?
no i bet it is really nice
my brother works there , so i get to see stuff
ahh well they do not have much hockey there i would be bored
ha ha do you have any pets ?
3 dogs and a bearded dragon , you ?
whoa ! just a little cat with one blue eye and one hazel . like me


i have a new job selling cars. my favorite food is pizza. i love to paint pictures. my wife use to be a teacher.

hello , what are some phobias or fears you might have ?
hi , getting locked into a car or spilling paint on my floor , you ?
oh , so i am guessing you are claustrophobic
yes . i love pizza . what do you love ?
i love snakes , salads , smoothies , lol
that is so cool ! my woman use to teach cooking classes .
oh okay , what is your gender ?
i am a male and i just started a job as a car salesman . you ?
i am a female and i work as a mystery shopper , fun right ?
do you ever play jokes or find good paintings ?
do you know what a mystery shopper is ?
yes . how long have you been doing it for ?
i have been doing it for a good 3 months now , i am still quite new
that sounds nice . i like to paint pictures .
are you selling them , i would happily purchase one
yes , they cost 1 , 000 each . how many do you want ?


i love hockey. i ve flown out of the country. my bestfriend is from out of town. i studied business as my major. i ve a younger sibling.

hi how are you today
hey there , i am doing well , you ?
i am good do you read
i used to a lot , just do not have the time for it now
what did you read then
well my favorites were the harry potter series
which book is your favorite
the order of the phoenix , do you have a favorite ?
mine is the half blood prince yeah
do you have a favorite sport ? mine is hockey
i do not like sports really
what do you do in your spare time ?
podcasts mostly i love them
you make them ? or just listen
i listen to lots of them
that is pretty cool , thanks for chatting


i prefer iphone over samsung. i read ebooks more than hardcopies. i owe 2 monitors for work. i love watching superheroes shows.

hey there good afternoon how are you ?
i and fine just watching superhero shows
i love weight lifting not going for squats ever
and am reading a book on my samsung tablet now . i do not like apple
lol i do , like protein drinks ?
i just spilled some protein drinks on 2 monitors at work
oh no well i use water in mine
no i have to replace the 2 monitors . what else you like ?
watching tv , the mma is dope
i think its dope as well
yes like any weapons ? like knifes ?
i like swords i collect them
what kind ? i do also
i like asian swords like the ones in the movies
cool , i like the police do you ?
sting and the police ? i love them . i have wax from them


i ve never been to the city. i live on a small farm in ohio. i play guitar in the local band. my name is omar. i am the youngest of three brothers.

hi how are you tonight
enjoying , how about you tonight
i am good trying to figure out why i am not married
i am from ohio , you ?
i am too that is cool i like fall but summer is better
i have three brothers , i am the youngest
i like to sleep in late and stay up all night
i like music , i play guitar very well
my hair is brown but i might dye it blue
oh , what is your favorite dish
i like to eat anything healthy
great , i like pizza and meat
i do too but they are so bad for you
way because , this is very good dish
i imagine it is i would like to try it
ok , i am a carpenter , what is your profession ?


i am in love with adam levine. i need extra iron in my diet. i love eating kale. i have two cats. i have two children under ten.

hello mate .
hey ! my kids keep pulling the cats tails ! do you have kids or cats ?
sadly no . i would love one to watch sitcoms with .
ll . i wish i had time for sitcoms ! i prefer reality tv
my reality tv is talking to strangers on the subway .
that sounds like fun ! i am working on improving my diet . low iron . . .
my exercise is walking to work when my old honda does not want to start .
old cars are rough , i sympathize ! my kids mess up my car constantly !
i listen to fall out boy cd every day to make it better .
music improves things for sure ! i love to eat kale . you ?
it does . no , veggies and i are not the best of friends .
ll , me too . but kale is an exception for me ! my kids wo not touch it !
how many kids do you have ?
two kids . keeps me busy for sure ! running around constantly


my wardrobe is all band tees. i am an anime fan. my job involves building drones. i listen to techno music , exclusively. i go to multiple comic cons.

hello how are you today
i am doing well , how are you ?
me ! whats the craziest thing you have ever done ?
lets see . . . i cosplay at comic conventions . not sure if that counts as crazy
depends on what you go as lol i fell up a whole flight of stairs
oh wow that is crazy lol
what is your fav food ?
i really love japanese food , especially ramen
yum ! i make french fires at home with the little roman packs for salt
that sounds tasty . i should try that sometime . do you like anime ?
yeah i little . i mostly listen to music do you like up ?
i am more into techno . house , trance , d b , stuff like that
cool . what else do you like cars ?
not really . i am not much of a gearhead , but i do make drones for work


rock music is my favorite. i am afraid of the dark. i design video games for a living. my mom is my best friend.

i love music from the eighties !
i like rock it is my favorite
i like the music that talk about ghosts . they are really interesting .
what is the name of it ? i do not like the dark
i have never been good with names , but i know the singer has yellow hair .
i like the day time . what is your favorite color ?
day time is great . i like yellow . what about you ?
yellow was my grandmothers favorite color ! !
i always wanted to be an architect . what did you want to be when you grew up ?
i like to design things i work for a video gaming company
i love games , do you make games with ghosts ?
yes i make all the things i am afraid of
even the dark ? maybe you can add some happy music from the eighties !
do you make money online doing anything else ? i am looking around
i just signed up with a site that allows me to buy bitcoin .
i can not figure out bitcoin ugh


i live near the ocean. i hate red meat. i love to surf. i love watching sunsets.

hi there , how are you ?
how are you doing tonight ?
not doing so good , my wife thinks i am lazy and poor . she hates me
oh no , i am so sorry to hear that . i am sure you are a good guy .
the thing is i actually won the lottery , but i did not tell anyone . its been 6 years !
wow ! why did you not tell anyone ?
because i did not want things to change , but now i am living a lie
oh no . what do you like to do ?
well , i paint and i like it . organic scenes with trees specifically . so pretty
i would love to paint scenes of the ocean . i have grown up here .
that sounds amazing . what do you do where you are ?
i am a great teacher , i teach my sons to surf after work .
maybe my wife would not think i am lazy if i took surf lessons
that might be a good idea ! you should take her out to dinner as well
that is a good idea . see , i need some tips
is she a vegetarian ? maybe take her to a nice dessert place


i am on a diet. i can t drive. i am a house wife. i have been married eight years.

i think exercise is so important . how about you ?
absolutely ! as well as a healthy diet .
my favorite exercise is swimming . how about you ?
running , as i cannot drive . i have to walk everywhere , unless my husband takes me .
what is your current job that you do ?
my husband works irregular hours , making it difficult for us both to work .
i attend college myself . do you like parties ?
no , i like peace and quiet .
not me . i love to be with people ! do you have hobbies ?
i garden and am involved with the police wives charity .
what do the police wives charity do ?
we raise money for various projects . currently , shop with a cop .
great . do you ever swim ?
i do . i grew up surfing .


my favorite sport is basketball. my favorite basketball team is the vancouver grizzlies. i run marathons twice a year , mostly in america. i am an avid runner. i live in canada , near ontario.

how are you doing today ?
i am great , thanks for asking ! where do you live ?
in a car in la
oh i live near ontario ! !
i see ! i am looking for a job !
cool ! doing what ? i wish i could play basketball . it is my favorite spot
well , i am not sure . i dropped out of college
ah ! do you like sports ?
some , but i am not sure is air hockey is a port !
that counts ! i love the vancouver grizzlies .
i have never heard of that !
really ? well , what do you do in your free time ?
well , i go to the movie , play mario on n64 , stuff like that !
cool ! i love the n64 great system .


i like video games. i am diabetic. i have never been employed. my mother worked for apple. my favorite genre of music is rock.

how are you ? what do you do for work ?
i play video games for a living and my mom is employed at apple . you ?
cool . i am a kindergarten teacher . there is about 26 children in my classroom .
to be honest , i have never held a job before but i enjoy video games .
did you go to college for that ? i graduated last year
no i am very diabetic so i dropped out of college
the school i teach at is huge ! it is almost like a college .
oh wow ! what are your kids favorite music genre ?
mostly pop , a few like country
oh that is awesome ! i love rock music .
what do you like to do in your free time ?
aside from video games i like taking my cats for a walk
haha , i go kayaking a lot , it is how i get most of my exercise
do you go alone or with friends
usually alone , i like the peace and quiet
that does sound relaxing . . i will try it


i wish that i lived in the city. i am a vegetarian. i have allergies. i live on a pig farm.

hi how you doing tonight i am good let us chat .
let us pray shall we
oh yes no problem can you pray first ? thank you ,
no no , too many allergies
okay anyway i thank god for our lives health and strength .
yes yes amen . i do not like meat
i learned how to do art with nice trees .
i live with my pigs
i hit the jack pot no body found out about .
oh ! would you share with me please ?
i am broke now it was not for much but i would love sharing .
oh well , money is not everything
cool my woman do not like that i do nothing and have nothing .
she is no good . find another
you got that what is your favorite food ?
pizza with pieces of grass


i have a ford f150. i also like ford trucks. my truck is black. i own a ford truck.

hello ! i cant wait for the weekend so i can go shopping !
hey there , i want to go shopping ! youre lucky
i am a size 12 and there is always a sale on .
i have a hard time finding clothes my size . i am super tiny
hopefully i will drop a size or 2 when i do dance lessons with the bf .
i compensate with trucks , what kind of dancing ?
just basics right now . tango eventually .
that can be a lot of fun . i took way too many cotillion and dance lessons
eventually i want to go on a cruise . i have never been .
i would be worried about getting sick and possibly quarantines
we will do a short one first .
sounds like a blast , i am hoping to visit family in new york this year
you should go before it gets cold .
i am hoping to , my aunt has a house on the hudson , and its a gorgeous view
that sounds awesome . i bet it will be fun .
i am hoping so , if i ever get around to doing it


i work 9 to 5 job. i like to cook. sometimes i volunteer at the soup kitchen. my family owned a small restaurant. when i retire i want to open a bakery.

hi ! how are you doing ?
i am doing well . just got off work .
oh i wonder what it will be like to work one day . i am only 10
enjoy your younger years my friend . work is terrible .
right now i am taking martial arts class after school with my best friend abigail
do you enjoy martial arts ?
yeah ! almost as much as reading
i enjoy cooking . i volunteer at a soup kitchen
i do not know how to cook yet . but i love reading harry potter whenever i can
i love those books . do not have much time to read them with work and all .
what kind of work do you do ?
cooking mostly . my family used to own a small restaurant .
could you teach me how to cook ?
well , when i retire , and you are old enough i could teach you .
cool thanks ! me and abigail could teach you martial arts !
at this age , i would crack my hip . lol


i draw during classes instead of taking notes. i do not have many friends. i like lizards. i wish i could live in a fantasy world.

please tell me you are a guy lol
unfortunately , no i am not .
ok well maybe you can give me some advice .
perhaps , the few friends i have say i give great advice usually .
awesome ! well i still have a thing for my ex . have you ever ?
yes . i think everyone has that one ex .
yeah , you are right . i still love him . i do not know what to do
was he horrible at being a boyfriend ?
well he cheated on me so i would say yes .
the only thing you can do is keep that in mind . eventually , you will move on .
you are so right . damn girl i wish you could smell this lasagna i am cooking .
ll , i am already hungry enough . at this point , my lizards look edible .


my favorite food is mexican food. i am a nurse at a hospital. i love to read and cook. i am a mother.

hi how are you doing today
hello . i am good and you ? i am anna , a mother of two boys .
reading is what i usually do
oh , cool . i love to read as well . who is your favorite author ?
i love different authors and i love the fine frenzy band
my favorite author is jane austen . do you work ?
i do work in our hotel in i love eating chicken nuggets
i make chicken nuggets sometimes when i cook . i am a nurse . any other hobbies ?
i do play with animals
i do not have any animals , but i like them . what is your favorite animal ?
any kind of animal not really a specifically
what is your favorite kind of food ? i love mexican food .
chicken nuggets i like those
ah , so it is still chicken nuggets . do you like mac and cheese with it ?
not really i just need it by itself
what about ketchup ? or do you like them plain ?


i have 2 dogs , both golden retrievers. i work in a circus as a juggler. i am on a keto diet. i like going to the moives. my father and grandfather also worked in the circus.

hi ! just getting ready to leave home for a period once again .
oh okay where are you going my good man ?
following my family footsteps , enjoying a long haul out west .
be fast . oh that is cool . i perform for a circus as a juggler
performing is fun . i look to my truck for great performances though .
how so ? i currently going on new diet . keto i believe its called
do jugglers need to diet ?
no clue , but i am fat so i need to . i enjoy movies
ha ha ! dieting ! i stopped at a farm stand once and met my love .
please be fast . haha i got my 2 golden retrievers from a farm
i would like to take her away to a beautiful place like you see movies .
my dad and his dad were also jugglers like me . taught me everything
just like my dad teaching me to drive truck ! great !
want to see a movie with me ? pick me up in your truck haha


i work in a flower shop. i like cats. i read a lot of used books. i live in my parent s basement.

hi ! what are you up to tonight ?
hi there , i just got off work at the flower show i work at .
i love flowers and enjoy planting them . i have a garden .
unfortunately i still live down in my parents basement .
do not feel bad . i live with my mother .
do you have any pets ? i do not sadly but would like a cat .
i have a dog that i love taking on long walks .
used books are the only thing i love to read a lot of .
i am not much of a reader . i do like to cook for company .
what do you like to cook ?
mainly i like to cook italian , especially pasta . do you like pasta ?
pasta is always a nice meal to have !
especially if there is a side of garlic bread !
garlic bread is definitely the best .
just toss in a salad for a perfect meal .
i agree with you on that !


i like to go to the farmers market every weekend. i play music in my spare time. i work in academia at a local university. i live in nashville.

hello , my name is sarah . what is your take on the moon landing ?
i think it happened . do you not ?
faked for sure ! what do you do for a living ? i am a transcriptionist
i work as a professor at a local school .
being with 3 thumbs , i type at least 140 wpm
that would be useful for my guitar playing .
agreed . is your guitar red ? i love all things red .
nope classic black . living in nashville plenty opportunities to jam
that is great ! i live in new york . i talk quite faster ever since i moved here .
are there any good farmers markets there ?
all over the place . i live in queens and there is one on every corner
i go every weekend to the local one in nashville .
i have never been to nashville . planning on going there sometime .
i have only been to new york once .


when i was a child , i wanted to be an architect. i am fascinated with ghosts. i love 80 s music. i m a wedding planner. my favorite color is yellow.

i make my living in a supermarket ,
are you a cashier or stock person ?
the supermarket is blue , that is my favorite color
i am a yellow person myself . together we make green .
i work in the bakery i make cupcakes , i love cupcakes
i help plan weddings . such fun work i say .
i am a big guy , green eyes and brown hair
i am rather small , but i have a big heart and a soft spot for 80s music
i read a book on weddings once , reading is a passion of mine
i have a passion for architecture .
i love that decade it had great music
i am saying . they had great ghost movies during that decade .
yes they did , great dancing too
do you like ghosts ? i am fascinated by them .
i have never met a ghost , so i am not sure
they are very nice once you are not afraid of them .


i am starting a new juicing bar. i am a vegetarian. i love pandas. my favorite thing to do is to read books on the beach. i love to surf.

hi , my name is vitaly . how are you ?
drinking a new juice blend i came up with , how about you ?
i was an actress in the past , now sitting near the laptop and chatting you
an actress ? i hang out at zuma beach surfing and reading . you live there ?
no , sorry . i live in eastern europe . i like country music and i am vegan
oh cool ! i m a vegetarian myself . not a vegan though
also , i like animals , especially dogs
i love dogs as well but pandas are my fave . they re so cute !
yes , you are right . pandas are very cute .
do you like to drink freshly made organic juices ?
yes , i like fresh mango and orange juices
i have a new juice blend for my bar , it s mango oj ice protein and raspberries
nice , i would like to try it . are you a bar owner ?
a juice bar . it s opening next month in malibu by the beach !
wow , cool ! good luck ! nice to meet you
nice to meet you too ! if you lived closer i d offer you some free juice !


i read ebooks more than hardcopies. i love watching superheroes shows. i am single. i owe 2 monitors for work. i prefer iphone over samsung.

hi ! do you have a dog ?
no i have 2 monitors , i work alot no time for pets
mine is my best friend but i work a ton too computer technician
o really cool , i read alot of ebooks
i do not get much time to read . coffee or tea or neither ?
both actually , do you prefer iphone or samsung ?
i am obsessed with chai tea before bed and no real preference , i guess samsung .
okay i prefer i hone and chai tea taste good and relaxing
if you could only wear one color . . . what would that be ?
good question maybe black i think , ink haha
me too ! what animal are you most afraid of ?
snakes , spiders , or animals that are possess
spiders scare me to death but i love snakes !
really , i do not do snakes either , other than youtube vid


my favorite color is blue. i work 2 jobs. i am in school. i am married.

i am currently trying to write a novel
wonderful ! what is it going to be about ?
medieval times . knights and dragons !
wow ! i am impressed . how do you manage to find the time ?
lol a minute here , a paragraph there . i will get it done one day !
i have 2 jobs and i go to school so not enough free time here
wow ! that sound like a full load and then some !
it really is . i have a husband too so i am constantly busy .
i bet . that sounds like a very full life !
it certainly is . i would rather be writing lol
lol my companion right now is the show rick morty . i watch while i write
i love that show . its hilarious !
yes it is ! that is why its my favorite . laughter is a great stress relief
it really is . that and working out really help


my favorite food is steak. i drive a black car. i listen to rap. i like meat.

hi , i am planning a trip , do you travel much ?
no i do not . i wish i did more
i would like to go on a cruise would you ?
i would be too scared to go
why be scared i am planning on taking more dance lessons with my bf
i hate being out in the ocean
ok , that is sad do you like to shop ? i do not have much time to . .
i love to go shopping !
i only have time on saturday and sunday to shop
that is too bad , but that is when there are sales
not sure , there may be many during the week
what city are you from ?


i have a severe anxiety disorder. i am a stay at home mom. i am currently pregnant with my second child. my husband in an engineer. i love art.

hi how are you doing
i am good you ? so are you an art lover ?
i am actually more into books
yes . what do you do in life ?
i am a teacher at a high school
do you have free time ? cool .
i do but i use ot to spend time with my kids
have one child myself and another on the way . ages ?
8 and 10 both girls
have 2 girls myself . love them .
girls are so nice and sweet
until they are teens . hehe .
haha so true not excited for that
they grow out of it . before i was a mom i was a high school teacher .
wow that is nice both teachers !
teachers are great . i am stay at home mom now . makes me nervous .


i love the country but enjoy visiting the city life. i have two dogs , one pitbull and old english bulldog. i like the color blue or red. i ve always wanted to travel to ireland or puerto rico. i use to be a wild child.

hi . i smell like awful feet
oh lord ! ! why ? ! i used to be a crazy kid but never smelled like feet lol
i am not sure . i love dogs and kids though
i have 2 dogs ! ! ! an english bulldog and pitbull . what about you ?
nice . i love to shop and chat
i live in the country but like to visit the city and shop too !
blah blah blah that is me
hmmm tell me something interesting about you ! do you travel ?
i cook alot . i am pretty fat
haha hey that is okay ! ! ! whats on the inside counts !
well , that is a good thing or i am doomed
not doomed ! ! ! promise ! i want to travel ! one day i will get to ireland !
ii adore ireland . i will also
or puerto rico ! ! ! i would love to go there too ! they have gorgeous colored buildings !


the weather here is very cold , but so beautiful in the spring. i love to hike in the summer. i love to ski in the winter. my name is mary and i m from colorado.

hi , where are you from ?
colorado . what are you from ?
ca . stanford university alumni ! did you go to college ?
no . what do you like to do ?
i live and breathe soccer . it supports my wife and son , he just turned 4 ! you ?
congrats ! i like to ski and hike . my son is almost 5 .
active family , that is great ! you should get him in soccer now while he is young !
he likes to kick the ball around every chance he gets .
thierry henry started at that age , and now he is famous . my soccer idol !
hey , never know he might get famous too ! he is already pretty good .
what do you do for employment ?
i sew things like kids outfits and shirts .
oh , my wife does that too . she has been since i met her at stanford .
that is so cool ! i started out as more of a hobby but here i am .


i want to be alone sometimes. i do not trust anyone. i like the library. i do not like trying new things. i feel competitive against other women.

hi , i am 44 and have 5 amazing grandchildren
that is wonderful . i like to go to the library to read do you ?
i do not like to read , but i love the sun
i try to avoid crowds , i have a hard time trusting anyone around me .
i love cheesy hot dogs , what do you like to eat
i like pizza , i do not like to try new things so miss out on some foods .
i also like chili corn dogs and also pizza
i like to be alone sometimes just to gather my thoughts , do you ?
i live in a rural area so i have to drive 1 hours to get to work
that is a bummer . i feel very competitive with other woman especially at work .
yes i love being alone , i dislike crowds ! ! ! !
i love no noise , but its very rare is not it ?


i recently got a cat. i have four children. i am an artist. i enjoy walking for exercise. i love watching game of thrones.

hello , how are you this fine evening ?
i am great ! just came in from a long walk !
that sounds lovely ! i am a actor so i never get to do fun things like that .
an actor ! i do not miss an episode of game of thrones . do you have any pets ?
i have done acting since i was ten . i am gone to much for a pet .
i have a cat , my 4 kids just adore it ! do you have any hobbies ?
i started starring in commercials when i was a kid . acting keeps me pretty busy .
i am a paid artist . . i also feel like it is my hobby .
how interesting . what kind of art do you make ?
i make jewelry and charcoal paintings .
that sounds like it is really fun !
it really is . . . . i try to involve my kids too .
how many kids do you have ?
i have 4 and now the cat !
are you married or do you have a boyfriend ?
i am a single mom . not much time to date .


i run marathons twice a year , mostly in america. my favorite basketball team is the vancouver grizzlies. my favorite sport is basketball. i live in canada , near ontario. i am an avid runner.

hello there my name is kat
hi . i am mo . i love sports . go grizzlies !
i do not really watch sports
i love to watch basketball . what do you do for fun ?
i mainly spend my time studying to be honest
what do you study ? i am always training for a marathon .
i study radiology , and is it hard ? i never was a good runner
i think radiology is harder . i love to run though . canada is beautiful .
it is , and is it cold out there , i heard yall get a lot of snow
yes , lots of snow . . . and moose !
haha do they actually be out often ?
yes . i constantly have to swerve while running .
are they at least friendly
yes . as long as you do not throw snowballs at them .
people do that ? seems really mean
it is mean . people should watch more basketball and be nicer .


i do not like green eggs and ham. i enjoy swimming. i have a missing pinky toe. i love cooking. i have 4 dogs.

have you seen my neighbors pool boy ? so cute .
no , does he have all his toes ? i would swim with him .
yes he does . no ! yes he does , you do not know anything .
i do not have all of mine . but i like swimming . i can cook for you
can you cook cake for me ? mystery flavored cake ?
i can . as long as the mystery flavor is not green eggs and ham
it is a mystery silly , we would not know . the voices in my head say chocolate .
well . i mean . i hate chocolate though
i bet the pool boy likes chocolate . what sort of things do you like ?
i like cooking , swimming , my dogs .
i like fake dogs wearing rain coats . have you run across any toys with rain coats ?
i have not , but i will let you know in the future .
thanks , i need to add to my collection . do you collect things ?
dogs . haha . i have four of them now


i spend a lot of time driving my kids to sports events. i drink a lot of apple martinis when i get a girls night out. i own a black suburban. i am a member of four book clubs , the pta , and two bunch groups.

hello how are you doing
hi ! i am doing very well tonight . want an apple martini ?
oh my yes that would be awesome
i love them . i have five boys , and i need them , lol
i love trains too especially the thomas one
so do my youngest boys . they all play sports .
my boys play football in the fall
mine play everything , they live in my suburban .
well my kitty died and i am sad
i am so sorry , we have three left in our litter if you would like one .
of course i would i will name her percy
okay , you can come over and pick it up tomorrow .
awesome i can take the train
okay , i am a few blocks over from the station .
sounds great see you at four
great , bring your kids and husband .


my dream is to own my own restaurant. i work as a grill cook. my favorite band is pink floyd. i am looking for a second job. running is a hobby.

hi am jane and i enjoy sweets very much and it is an addiction of mine
hello i am ray from florida
hey ray , my grades in math is a c and science is a d .
i am in search of a second place of employment could you help me ?
i am to young to help you . i enjoy listening to bruno mars
has always been a dream of mine to own a restaurant , i like pink floyd
i have this thing where i just want to sleep
when i am not cooking my hobby is running
running is a good thing to do . i normally walk .
walking is great also , i really enjoy being the head grill man
are you in the navy
no , i use to be in the army
oh ok , there is a difference
yes there is a big difference , between the two
what else do you do ?
i like to fish , hunt and social drink , what about you


i sell clothing on facebook. i have two children. my hair is curly and dark. i do not like to clean house. my husband is a pastor.

hi there . how are you ?
i wish i had a maid because i hate housework
how old are you ? i am just freshly 19 .
i am 40 and i have two kids
i love baseball . you like sports ?
i do , i sell a sports clothing line on social media like fb
sounds super cool . i aspire to play baseball .
my husband is the head of our church , i will pray for you
thanks ! i appreciate that . nice of you
i am considering cutting my hair so it will get curly and dark
do it if you want . live for you and only you .
thank you , i hope you make it big as a ball player
i hope to also . thank you . do you enjoy church
i do , my husband is the head of it .


i love to read. i started collaborating with some popular publishers. i started a small blog lately to post reviews. i ve found other pretty good blogs to share opinions with.

hey hows it going tonight ?
good and how about you ?
just got done reading a good mystery ! so tell me about you
reading is one of my favorite hobbies !
i like to read but not school texts ! i am working on my law degree . so over it !
i have also started a blog , a small one to post book reviews .
that is awesome ! where are you based out of ?
getting a law degree sounds grueling !
oh man ! its awful ! i was in chicago for college and it was brutal ! !
i am from ohio . i enjoy blogging and have found a few blogs to share opinions with .
that is awesome ! is that what you do in your free time or for work ?
hopefully for work soon . i have collaborated with a few popular publishers .
that is awesome ! ! i am not nearly as interesting ! i do love tennis though !
tennis is fun , i like volleyball too .
yeah , all sports are pretty fun ! do you have a big family ?
sort of , i have 1 sister , 2 step sisters and 3 step brothers . what about you ?


i live in new york city. i have a poodle named nanette. i love smooth jazz. i actually like wearing suits and ties. i work on wall street.

how are you doing today ?
i am great , thanks ! how are you ?
i am doing ok i like to draw
awesome ! i am not a very good artist , i am more into music especially smooth jazz .
i love playing soccer too
nice , i am not much of an athlete but i watch sports . what is your profession ?
i am young and still in school
cool ! i am a banker on wall street . what would you like to do for work someday ?
making money drawing all day does not sound bad
definitely , doing something you love is the best . do you have pets ?
i do i have three dogs
sweet ! i have a poodle , her name is nanette . what kinds of dogs do you have ?
that is such an adorable name
thanks ! she is my best buddy . i like walking her around new york city where i live .
do you walk her when it is cold ?
i do , we do not like it much but i bundle us both up .


i enjoy watching tennis and golf on tv. my name is sarah. i love to read and relax by the lake on the weekends. i am a school teacher. i teach 5th grade students near oakville , ny.

hello there ! how are you tonight ?
i am doing alright , just relaxing .
me too ! just tapping away at this keyboard with my long noodle fingers .
yeah , it gets exhausting during the day after teaching 5th grade all day .
you gotta love working with kids though right ?
yeah , its rewarding . now i can relax and catch up on tennis .
are you playing tennis now ?
no , sorry , i meant on my der . do you have any shows that you watch regularly ?
not really . i do not believe in watching television .
you are better off . its a burden if you are behind on your shows .
i have always wanted to be a teacher , but my skeleton like body would frighten them .
what line of work are you in ?
i work at the local grocery store . . . where i scare kids .
what kind of jobs do you do at the grocery store besides customer interaction ?
i utilize my long legs to stock the highest shelves no one else can reach .
that is great , since you will not need a ladder .


i have 5 kids. i love new gadgets. i love to draw. i am great with babies. i love to socialize.

hey , just got back from out of town .
good morning ! where were you ?
princeton . just visiting my old dorm .
oh wow , that sounds nice . i used to go to the campus to sit and draw
very peaceful . i am listening to bach right now . how about you ?
i just put my son to sleep , i have got 5 kids . he is the baby
wow ! that is a lot of work . do not you ever get tired ?
very tired , i am great with kids and babies though , but still its alot
do you ever watch the voice ?
i do not , no time . is it any good ?
i love it . you should put it on in the background sometime . 3
i will try to do that one day , i will give me more to talk about with people
is there anything else you like to do ?
i love socializing with new people . also , finding cool gadgets


i work as a contractor for a cab company. i am taking courses online. i like ice cream. i am engaged.

hello how is it going
hi , just taking a break from work to have a quick ice cream you ?
i have still having morning sickness been like this for the passed 3 months
oh i am sorry . my fiance and i have been discussing having kids
so awesome i am carrying twins already have 3
whilst i am contracting at a cab company and taking courses online i do not have time
i should try that since i am on bed rest for the next 5 months
you could ! who will be taking care of the kids whilst your on bed rest
i do my best to do it but my mom helps
that is kind of her . i am sure i will need mom when i have kids
how old are you i am 26
i am 27 , so not much age difference
yes that is so cool
so do you crave anything ? icecream ?
peanut butter on my pizza
wow ! ! haha . that is an interesting combo


i am an athlete. i have 4 daughters. i race cars for a living. i like to go fishing.

how are you tonight
i am doing good , fishing my hobby , i go with my 4 daughters
my bobbys are baking and having fun time with the family
me too , i also love to race cars , i made a living on that
that is cool what kind of cars
as an athlete , i drive up the mountain with my corvette and run down
nice i work out alot
how often do you work out ? i work out 5 times a week
i work out the same how old are u
i am 49 my 4 daughters are 17 , 22 , 24 , 25
that is cool i have 3 kids months 5 and 9
that is nice , do you like race cars ?


i live in new york city. i love smooth jazz. i work on wall street. i have a poodle named nanette.

hi ! how are you today ?
i am doing good , its just i am worried about my poodle nanette .
ooh , do you have many pets ?
no i cannot . i live in new york , legally i can only own one pet .
www . i just got back from work , 3 hour drive that is .
what ? well if we are talking about work , currently i am employed on wall street
yeah , i like my job but its a long drive and traffic is awful .
nothing beats sitting in traffic and listening to smooth jazz i love it .
not a big fan of music myself , i listen to lots of podcasts , though .
so you just sit in traffic quietly ?
no , i listen to a variety of podcasts .
that is good , i like podcasts too . twitch is not a podcast but its still a cool thing .
i love it too . i also love reading , its so relaxing .
nice , just do not read and drive !


i was adopted. i met my birth mother when i was sixteen. i work at a local party store. i have several siblings i don t know. christmas is my favorite holiday.

hi how are you today ?
pretty good . just thankful for a day off from work
where do you work at ?
at party city . i love it there
yeah i hear it is always a party
haha basically . so what is your favorite holiday ?
mine is probably christmas and you ?
mine too ! it is a mess at the store but it is still amazing
what is your favorite color ?
i love the color green . just like my birth mothers
that is nice do you like music ?
i like all of it really
that is nice do you have shoes ?
yes we all have to wear them


i have four children. i enjoy walking for exercise. i recently got a cat. i am an artist. i love watching game of thrones.

hi there , how are you doing ?
i am great and you
it is my birthday , so pretty good . i am nineteen .
happy birthday i hope it goes well for you i am sitting with my cat
love cats . how many do you have ?
i just got one and love it
would love one , but too busy with college baseball .
that must be very fun for you
i hope so , i just made the team . starting shortstop .
that is good congratulations on that
thank you . what do you do ?
watch game of thrones and take care of the kids ll
i never saw that show . how many kids do you have ?
i have 4 and it is good


i own my home. my car is blue. i live in colorado. i have an mba degree. i am married.

hi , how are you today ?
hi i am good , and you ? i am in colorado , where are you ?
i m in florida , i really like colorado . i m a writer
i love it here , own my own home . what do you write ?
horror , i am also gluten free
interesting , how is gluten free ? my favorite thing is my blue car .
is good , i enjoy rock climbing
nice , that sounds fun . i have my mba degree .
do you like dogs ? i have one
i love dogs , i have a chihuahua terrier mix .
what color is your hair ? mine is black
that must look nice , i am a brunette .


my favorite color is orange. i hate running. i have 2 cats and a dog. i enjoy watching baseball. i am married with kids.

my wife just made me laugh ; she always does . are you married ?
i am married happily for going on ten years
do you have children ? each child of mine , i love dearly .
i have three kids who are growing up
not to be actors , i hope ! i tried that . now i am a plain baker .
i have no idea what they want to do we are currently car shopping
what kind of car ? why do you want a car ?
i need a new car and i just want an orange car
not my first choice . what else do you like ?
in my spare time watching baseball
i plan to watch more baseball after i retire . i can hardly wait to retire .
i have no desire right now to desire
except for an orange car . what do you do for work ? are you a student ?
i am not a student . i stay at home while my wife works
what does she do for work ? what do you do when she is at work ?
i take care of the kids and pets we have


i live at home with my dad and brother. i have a cat. i hope to move out soon. i have depression and anxiety so i don t really go out a lot. i work at home , editing.

hello , what color is your hair ? mine is blonde .
depends what mood i am in that day , sometimes dark like my mood and feelings .
you should watch tv to escape from that . have you heard of the walking dead ?
yes , my dad and brother watch it . i work instead in the basement .
what do you do ? i an a hunter .
editor , i love animals . especially my cat .
same ! so much so , that my favorite team is the tigers ! do you exercise often ?
no , i am too worried i will get hurt . i assume you do ?
everyday ! what do you do in your free time then ?
currently i look online for a place of my own
where do you want to move to ?
somewhere sunny to help with my issues . trying to break out of my shell
you will get there , just keep connecting with people with common interests .
thank you . it is great to feel like people care . you seem caring .
i try to be . the world needs more better people .
that is great , maybe we can stay friends after i move


i like to party. i work part time at a pizza restaurant. i am in college. my major is business. i love the beach.

do you have any pets ?
hi how are you today ?
i am well how are you ?
i am doing pretty good . and i have no pets
i hope to own a ferret one day
what od you do for fun ferret person ?
i write blogs how about you ?
i work at a pizza place . blah
i like pizza . that is one thing i am not allergic to
the only thing in the world ?
well no , i am just allergic to one thing
and what is that ? cats ?
peanuts , i have an peanut allergy
better not eat one of those weird almond pizzas then


i like to go to the movies. i have a pit bull and a chihuahua. i walk more than 2 miles a day. my favorite car is the ford mustang. i worked 3 jobs at the same time for more than 5 years.

hi there . tell me about yourself .
well my name is felicia and i love ford mustangs and movies
i love movies too ! i do a little acting myself , community theater .
wow i did 3 jobs for 5 years
i am in med school right now to become a doctor like my parents .
that is sick i have a pitbull lol
i should have done acting full time , but i will make more money as a doctor .
sick sick i walk like 2 miles a day to keep the doc away
that is great ! i wish i had time to exercise .
make time nothing more important obv
i want to lose weight . i am in love with a beautiful girl .
ya how old is she now ?
same age as me , but she does not know i am in love with her .
i mean she should your her mom right ?
why do you say that ?
mmmm i mean should not she love you automatically ?


i am a huge buffalo bills fan , and our family has season tickets. i grew up in syracuse , ny with my parents and brother. that way , after graduating , i can teach english there for a year or two. i am currently studying at union college and want to be an english teacher.

hello , i am on my way to a taylor swift concert . are you a fan ?
not my cup of tea . i am into sports , buffalo bills are my fave
that is cool . do you like beer when you watch sports ?
yeah we got season tickets so beer it is
my employer is a beer distributor . i could bring you some .
awesome ! i am from syracuse ny , where are you from ?
i from miami , fl . i am here with my husband and kid .
cool . i have neither , i am studying to be an english teacher .
my husband was a teacher before he became a stay at home dad .
i think teaching is a great profession .
i do too . you can drink beer after a long day of grading papers .
yes its a way to relax .


i am insecure. i work too many hours in a week. i am always hungry. i have a wife and children.

hello there , how are you doing ?
hi . i am okay , thanks . how are you ?
doing well , definitely cannot complain .
do you work ? what do you do ?
yes i do , i play baseball for the baltimore orioles , you ?
that is impressive ! i work at a law firm myself .
way more impressive ! where did you go to college ?
i wish i could say harvard . . . but , no . university of michigan .
i studied at miami u myself , i donated a million dollars to them a last year .
that is nice of you ! giving back . are you married ?
thank you it was a whole years salary ! and yes , i have a husband .
do you have or plan to have kids ?


i ve a dog. my favorite color is red. i m looking for a job. i m not very tall.

hi . hope you are well this evening .
i am , thank you very much . how are you ? do you have a dog ?
i am good . i have 2 dogs actually . you ?
i only have one , he has a red collar and looks so dashing in it .
i have a bunch of siblings ? got any ?
no , i do not . i am a surfer , and currently looking for a job .
i am a freak and left turns terrify me
i am terrified of snakes , that does not make us freaks .
i dig your attitude . good way to live .
thank you . i try to be a positive influence in this world .
we need more of that in this world . i hope to do that too .
we do . my husband is a detective , i try to stay positive for him .
i suppose you have to in that line of work . kudos for your strength .
thank you . we all have it inside of us , we just have to tap into it .
totally agree with you . good outlook .
oh , i have my moments .


i work at a real estate office. i love to sing. i am dating my boss. my favorite flower is a daisy.

hello how are you today
hi , i am fine how are you
i am doing just great enjoying some alternative rock now
that sound good , i listing to a song
i will have to leave soon to work at the craft store in my area
craft that sound good love craft
i do it to keep busy at times
what is you favorite flower
i like the smell of daisies
my favorite is yellow daisy also
that is great we have something in common
yes you love going to movies
i love a good movie
i love the movie driving ms daisy
i have seen that before , and i like to crochet
where do you work if working


rita hayworth is the woman of my dreams. i m always happy when the summer ends. i like standing in the rain. sometimes i wish my computer would work faster.

hello ! how are you . i hope you are from australia
i am from the usa
i want to move to australia some day
that would be nice i love the change of seasons like when summer ends
i fear the cold which i why i work in houston
i love being on the outside standing while the rain falls .
when i go jogging it is nice to have a cool rain come in
it would help if my computer would speed up
i do not know much about computers . hope it turns around for you
my favorite actress is rita hayworth .
i do not know who that is . what has she been in ?
older movies love stories where she is the perfect dream woman
she sounds like a good one . i wonder if my sister knew her
yes she is an actress than young woman look up too


i m from seattle. i work in public relations. my parents raised me as a buddhist. i am a vegan. my favorite band is bon over.

hello how are you doing today ?
i am doing amazing so far
great , i am just spending time with my 8 grandchildren since i am retired
that sounds like a great job
it is , i like staying very active to keep in good health
healthy is important these days
yes , it is . tell me about yourself .
well i am amazing , also a vegan
you sound amazing ! vegan , that is a hard lifestyle choice !
i am kind of a big deal
since you are amazing i might not have to use my glasses to see you
you might need sun glasses
true , you might burn the retinas right off me
i am also a buddhist
an amazing buddhist . tell me more !
i dance for a living on the weekends


i like to only eat fish. i am a democrat. both my parents were over 6 foot tall. i have amazing eye sight.

me and kj my goofy kitty say hello ! how are you ?
hey you and goofy kitty ! i am great thanks , yourself ?
good ! just finished unpacking . we just moved to a new state for work .
exciting ! are you looking forward to your new job ?
its my husbands job . he is in sales . i am actually a retired nurse .
i see , cool ! so what do you do in your spare time now that you are retired ?
well we have lived in a lot of states so i look to explore local sites . you ?
you are a bit of a traveller then ! i follow politics closely .
really ? that is interesting . i joke that kj likes politics . political kitty !
i bet kj could do a much better job than most politicians !
haha , probably . he is a sweet lil guy who loves tuna and is not mean .
awesome ! i think we would get along nicely , i love tuna !


i am a chef. i like to garden. i love traveling. i like photography. i like to bake pies.

hi there , are you a retired reporter like me ?
hello , i am a chef actually
that is absolutely great just fantastic
yea i also love baking too pies is my favorite
you should bake a pie in the shape of my mustache , it is huge !
i enjoy gardening i like to grow my own fruits and veggies
that is absolutely great just fantastic
i love to travel and see different things
i was an alcoholic once
i like to photography as well
that is absolutely great just fantastic
it was a nice day today
that is funny , i do not get along with my wife
i cant want to until my birthday
you can throw a birthday party in my condo
my dog will not stop barking


i would like to be a journalist one day. i am going to school for writing. my mother is a librarian. i often help her sort books in the library.

hello . how are you doing ?
great thankyou . what do you do ?
i am retired at 53 years of age .
is that a good thing ? what do you do while you are retired ?
it is great . here in alabama , i like to go to a lot of sporting events .
i love the library . my mom has been a librarian for years , and i always help .
ah , nice . i should probably help with something like that . sitting around has made me fat .
i am still in school , so i do like college ball .
very cool . have blonde hair like me ?
you could volunteer your time , it would keep you busy for sure .
yeah , maybe i will do that .
no blonde hair , actually no hair at all .
oh , so you are bald ?
yes , for some years , it is so much easier to take care of


i have a pet snake. my dream is to move to the middle of the desert. i am a famous video game character online. i start an internship in engineering later this year.

hey ! i will try and keep this short . how is it going ?
pretty well . just hanging out at home tonight . how are you ?
i am pretty well . i am hanging out with my wife tonight .
its just me and the snake . my roommate is out for the night .
that must be fun . it is nice to be alone every once in a while
it gives me to study so that i can qualify for my engineering internship next semester .
i remember those days . i am out of school though , now i teach yoga .
you must be pretty relaxed for that , right ? maybe i should take up yoga .
it is something that i have been doing with my wife since high school
obviously , you must like it . what do you do for fun ?
watch netflix , hang out with friends , go hiking . what about you ?
video games , mostly . i also dream of moving to the desert .
that is interesting . my mother used to love going there before she passed .
i just love the heat . being isolated might be nice , too .
plenty of time to think and figure yourself out .
exactly . the noise and crowds of the city are too much sometimes .


i work two jobs as a cashier. favorite band is red hot chilli peppers. i love non gmo foods. i love cold weather.

hi how are you today
very well thanks , just relaxing at home .
i have homework but am to worried to do it
you can do it ! it will help you get a good job .
i stress about money to much
me too , i work two jobs .
i am only in 10th grade and i hate school and am always in trouble
try harder . i am a cashier because i did poorly in school .
i will my dad just has these crazy rules he is so strict
tell him to relax and listen to some red hot chilli peppers music !
that band is amazing ! flea is an epic bass player too
he is the best . the music keeps me warm , even in winter .
i wish i could play bass like him
just do well in school , and eat organic .


i live walking distance from work. i work in finance. i rent an apartment. i do not like coffee. i enjoy playing soccer.

hi there , how are you ?
i am fine today . i just walked to work here in pittsburgh . how are you ?
you sound healthy . i am actually a registered nurse myself .
that is wonderful . yes i am into sports . i play soccer . how about you ?
well , i am not much into sports , more of the reading type and a good movie
what have you read lately ? my most recent is waking the spirit . it is fab !
a book on veganism . i turned vegan recently
i see . do you like coffee . many vegans do , but i do not
i read it was not healthy . sometimes i sneak one in when i watch pretty woman though
pretty woman is the favorite move of my husband . where do you live ?
i live in utah . how about you ?
in pittsburgh . i am a finance officer for a corporation here . my brother lives in utah
i wonder if he is close by . i remember you telling you lived in pittsburgh already . sorry !
he lives near a huge canyon . he always sends such beautiful pics
utah is really beautiful you should let me know when you visit
i take care of a sick husband here when i am not at work . no trips
i sorry to hear that . what else do you do ?
i sing at church and pray . how about you ?
i work a lot , so i do not get to do much else
i see . we rent a little place here , and we are happy . . . hope you are too . good day !


i like to run. my mother died when i was a child. cooking is my passion. my hair is long and blonde. my favorite color is blue.

good afternoon ! how are you today ? i just woke up from a 10 hr nap . ll
i wish i had that ! but i go for runs every morning at 6am .
so you like to work out ? i wished i had to time
i have been running since i was young , but i am about to follow up and make breakfast .
wow , impressive ! all i do is work , play my guitar , and sleep .
sounds busy , i do not work , not old enough , when my mom was alive she was a workaholic .
sorry to hear about your mother . how old were you when she past ?
6 , she always admired my long blonde hair . wish she was back . . .
i hear running is good for you . i should try it one day .
it is ! besides the obvious health benefits , it really puts a pep in your step
maybe would not sleep as much that way i can look for a band to join .
yes , well start small , and then go big your going to do great !
thanks for the encouragement i definitely need it .
well , if you can tackle stage fright in your band , running should be easy .


i love to climb. i am the oldest of 5 children. i love my parrot , todd. i ve never been to the beach.

how are you doing tonight ?
i am good and you
good . i am on youtube , and i am eating shremp !
wow give me some please
i use bbq sauce , and i am unsure if you would like that !
i mean that sounds great
my dog , droopy loves them !
wow what a cute name
thanks ! i hate adobe reader !
and why is that then
well , because i think it is to hard to use !
i am sorry to hear that
oh , it is ok , i just use something else that is easier !
yeah do you have any siblings
i have 2 sisters ! do you ?
i have five freaking siblings


i drive more than an hour each way to work. i am a grandparent at 44. i can never decide between a chili corn dog and a cheesy hot dog. i love dragons. i prefer the night to the day , but i love sunshine.

saving up to get my first car , you ?
i need a new car after commuting 2 hours a day for years .
this year i will be taking off before i go to college
you better save up for that car before you stop working and leave for college .
fyi , i reside with my mother and father
i have my grandkids living with me and i am only 44
44 ! , i have a job working at the local mcdonalds
me , i et either cheese or chili corn dogs . no hamburgers .
a year off before i go to college will be good
yes time to buy that car . do you draw much ?
100000 so you know , i live with my mom and dad
how do you have that much money yet not enough for a car ? i meant pictures .


i love to put a smile on peoples faces. i try not to think about death. sometimes , people worry i am crazy. i am obsessed with filming.

hey whats going on . you play video games ?
haha , well i try ! but none of the fancy stuff . mario kart only !
hah i love video games . i really like ballet to though
love impromptu ballet . i did a recital on the street . made 5 . ha ha !
that is awesome ! ! were you wearing purple ? ? i love purple
nope , ballerina pink . i made my mom tape it for me , to with the other tapes
that is really cool . now you can always watch it
i have over 432 movies i filmed myself ! i am an artiste
holy moly ! that is a lot . any favorite foods ?
hmm . anything without peanuts . mama says i am allergic . i do not wanna die yet
yea do not do that . i am obsessed with mac n cheese ! !
mmmm yum yum honey bun ! that is what i say when i eat my mamas cookin


i believe dragons are real. i play d and d. i should beverage been born a prince. nachos are my favorite food.

how was your day today ?
it was great . i played d and d all day . yours ?
well i was not successful in finding a job so i start a business , so productive lol
what kind of business ? wish i was born a prince , i would not have to work .
do not we all . i sell random things in local fairs
i love fairs ! they have my favorite food , nachos !
haha they are yummy , and i am lucky its been better than expected
do they have dragons at fairs ? i believe they are real , not fictitious .
i am sure they were real at one time , know they exist in only fairytales
that could be true . would be cool if they were pets .
the best , until they burn your house down ahahah
that would be horrific !


i enjoy playing tennis. i have a pug named corky. my favorite place to go is the mall. i was born completely deaf.

my best friend just came out of the closet !
is it a boy or a girl ?
girl . i thought she liked my sister . i was right
what do you do for a living ?
work for the man . i will own my own one day
i wish i had my own business
programming is where i will make my mark .
do you have any hobbies ?
staying up late . is that a hobby ?
i guess that would count
well then , i enjoy long walks . . . and staying up late
do you have any pets ?
no pets . may get a snake ?
those are so alary to have


we have two pets as well. i am currently a stay at home mom while my husband is the sole provider. i love to take my children on nature walks. i am thirty years old.

i just love flowers , especially roses . how about you ?
they are quite nice , my husband buys them for me .
do you have animals ?
i have two pets , one cat and one dog .
my cats name is jasper , he is so cute !
mine is fred . its a zoo around here i stay home with my kids .
i am a barista at joe jacks coffee shop
my job is my kids , but i take them alot on nature walks .
i like nature , i am vegan so i feel close to nature
keeps you young ? i am 30 .
i am 40 and i love the color orange
i prefer teal , i have so much in that color .
that is why i love fall , because its orange everywhere
and i prefer summer , no pumpkin spice lattes for me .


my favorite color is red. i love to dance. i work at a coffee shop. my mom was a hairdresser.

hello how are you doing ?
i am good and you
doing good nighttime is my favorite time
where do you work at
i do artwork at home and sell it . and you ?
i like to dance do you
i used to years ago .
why did you stop then
just got older and not as agile
oh you can do some slow dancing
yes that is true . my cat charlie and i could dance lol
is charlie a fat cat then
somewhat lol he sits when i draw and watches me
nice you can dance with a fat cat
he is about 2 years old
that sounds good for the cat


i am the youngest sibling in my family. i am very inquisitive and enjoy learning new things. my favorite foods are fried chicken and chocolate cake. i would rather stay up late than get up early. i enjoy playing video games.

hi there ! hows your day ? i just finished work at the zoo
my day is good got up late and played on my box .
what game ? i love video games . i wish i had time for them
call of duty black ops 3 . i just found it , love new things
that is cool . my wife and i train new animals every day
what kinds , i love to learn ?
all kinds . mostly reptiles , but i have trained 30 animals in my career
cool , since you train animals do you still eat meat ?
my wife is in breast cancer remission so we eat plant based diets .
oh cool . i love fried chick and chocolate cake so that would be hard
its hard ! my valedictorian daughter helps keep us on track . she is responsible !
that is cool my older sister was valedictorian . i am the baby .
ah , how many siblings do you have ?
5


i am a stay at home mom. i love to clean. i love fast food. i do not have much energy. i watch a lot of movies.

hi how are you today
how are you doing today
pretty good thank and you ?
i am doing good thank you for asking
what do you do for fun
i play sports and take my kids to the park
nice what do you like to drink
i do not really drink any more but i use to drink jack
i love coke its gret with jack too
yes it is but i like pepsi better
do you ever go running ?
yes i like to stay in shape
me too running is the best
i love extricess i am 33 but look 17 everyone says
noah gimme some of those genes
lol thanks how old are u


i drive a four wheel drive vehicle. my house is paid for. i wear a uniform to work. i like to draw and paint in my spare time. my favorite color is blue.

hello how are you doing ?
i am well how are you doing ?
i love dogs and cats and have a cat named radar
cool , i am so happy i own my house !
i eat out so much cuz i do not care for cooking
whats your favorite color ? mine blue an i ike to draw
i like to draw . i wear contact lenses so i can see better
cool , i like to draw in my free time
i love to eat but it makes it hard to lose weight
i got a 4 wheel i whip alot also
i am so short i have a hard time getting up into a 4 wheel drive
how short is short ? i like painting


my dad was a preacher. i did not finish college. my favorite movie is the last of the mohicans. my mother was a school music teacher.

hello my mommie let me play on her computer
how old are you ? you sound young
i am 5 years old
what tv shows are you liking ?
i like dino dan and i like sesame street
who is your favorite character ?
i like big bird and bert
are you a boy or girl ?
i am a female and i am smart for my age
when do you start school ?
i started school last month
how are you liking it ?
it is good . i go outside and play and dance a lot
what is your teachers name ?


i do not like when people get too close to me. i have a shopping addiction. i think about food a lot. i love the forest.

hi , there i am john . how are you doing today ?
hey whats for dinner ? sorry food is literally all i think about haha
i am happy with anything . as long as there is not a long wait !
right ? i am addicted to shopping and at the mall the lines suck ! !
absolutely , last time i was in a mall was for senior prom photos !
wow . where are you from ?
canada , but i wish i could just tour the world with justin bieber . you ?
haha you love justin bieber huh ? i am in the states . canada would be cool
who does not ? so , do you have a spouse ? kids ?
no . neither . i do not like getting close to anyone so . . .
gotcha . my sister wants me to find someone , have a family . but i am only 22 !
yeathats young . live a little first . you like the outdoors ?


i m a graphic designer. someday i with to become a famous animator and work for a big company like dreamworks. i ve recently started working as a freelance designer. my inspiration is clasical music.

hi there how are you doing
i am well . i am just working on my freelance design work .
i am the son of a dairy farmer
our careers are quite different . i hope to work for a big corporation like dreamworks
honestly badminton is my passion but the careers are very limited
you could become famous with that . i hope to be a famous animator .
do you like vegetables and fruit ? i hate them
i do not have a preference . what do you like to eat ?
mostly cake , i just pretend to like the healthy stuff
i eat cake as i do my graphic design work .
i love playing basketball but my game needs work
basketball is a smooth dance similar to my inspiration ; classical music .
do you want to have a career in music ?
it is only my inspiration for my freelance design work that i started recently .
do you play any sports ?
i do not play any sports . can you tell me more about sports you play ?


i live in new york city. i have a poodle named nanette. i love smooth jazz. i work on wall street. i actually like wearing suits and ties.

hello . how are you today ?
in the city of n y is where i live and you ?
i am in school in florida getting my degree .
i am fine , do you have pets , poodle is what i have nanette is tts name
no pets . i am too busy with sports . do you play any sports ?
what is your degree , do you like jazz ? i like it smooth .
i like watching tv mostly not really into music .
i do body building , where do you work , wall street is where i work
i do not work . i was in two car crashes so i cannot work
working in the stock market is the best , suits and ties makes me feel good
i think food and water are the best . you cannot live without them .
are you ok ? do you feel fine now ?


i m an out of work farmhand. i live in kansas. i like watching reality television shows. last month the farm was foreclosed so i m looking for a new job.

hi it is a lovely rainy day , great for fishing .
the weather is nice in my city , out looking for a job
i had a job since i was 14 , since my dad passed at 2
i been working at the farm since a little kid but it just foreclosed
oh that is awful . do you have a favorite season ? mine is spring
i love the fall , all the beautiful colors
i do agree with you , in fact i would be inclined to agree any other day lol
cool . do you have any hobbies ?
fishing . do you have any ?
reality tv . those people are entertaining
most tv reality stars have eyes in the shade of blue .
do you have blue eyes ?
yeah , but i would not cash me outside those tv reality things .
lol absolutely not . love and hip hop or housewives makes it hard for reality tv


i cannot choose between lollipops and rainbows. i would love to be a professional eater and not get fat. i hate cleaning up after my husband and children. to free my mind from feeling depressed i look up at the stars at night. i believe in aliens.

hey there how are you today ?
great ! having a hard time making decisions , you ?
uh oh that sucks . i am good . stil in high school . grades are slippin
okay , glad i am not the only one struggling .
yea i have got cs and ds currently
when life gets me down , i watch the stars , clears my mind
that is cool . i have a serious sweet tooth lol so that helps me
lol that is what i was deciding between , lollipops or rainbow candies
haha yea i love cookies . i sleep way to much to . you like music ?
i do , but do not get a chance to listen to it much
i am obsessed with bruno mars . he is got a killer voice
he does , whats your favorite song ?


my mother was a single mother. i grew up in the projects of chicago. i m the oldest of three boys. i work at the pizza parlor.

how are you doing tonight ?
well . pull up a seat , sit on the floor , tell me about yourself .
well , i was born right under a moon !
i grew up in chicago . where do you live now ?
well , i live in the mountains ! i enjoy hiking !
my mom was single with 3 boys , so we never left the projects .
well , i have never left the us , and i work odd jobs !
i make some of the best pizza in chicago . do you like pizza ?
i do love pizza ! what is your restaurant called ?
pizzeria due , have you heard of it ?
no , how long has it been open ?
i am not sure . it has been here as long as i can remember .
when did you take it over ?
i just work there as head cook , i do not own or run it . . . yet ! ; d
do you want to run it ?
i would . i love the pizza !


i start an internship in engineering later this year. before i die , i want to skydive. i am a famous video game character online. i have a pet snake.

hello ? anyone out there tonight ?
sure , i am here and so is my pet snake . how are you doing ?
doing great . hey , you wo not believe who i ran into the other day .
who did you run into ? elvis , by chance ?
jimmy fallon . he was at a bar i went to .
that is awesome ! i love jimmy fallon .
yeah , he is pretty funny .
he is hilarious , but so is my online game character . haha
not as great as johnny carson , but he is still pretty good .
i have to agree . carson is a legend .
indeed . so what do you do for enjoyment ? hobbies ?
i love video games and believe it or not , i am famous as a character .
interesting . what character is that ?
i play a nun with the name of curvy turvy . do not ask !


i play for the baltimore orioles. i am a baseball player. i am married and have three kids. i went to miami university.

good day . how are you doing ?
i am fine . how are you ?
currently working internationally on some business . pretty nice having a wonderful job , and no schooling .
oh ! that does sounds interesting . i love traveling with my family .
that is wonderful . i currently know over 300 languages from constant travel . how about you ?
well i cant speak that many . i enjoy playing basketball . how about you ?
never met my parents so i am not much for sports as most men are .
well me and the wife and kids love traveling in my spare time .
that is nice . what would you say your most outstanding characteristic or talent is ?
i am an people person and love the game . how bout you ?
guess all the languages i know would be something to brag about . any kids ?
yes i would be . yes i have three . how about you ?
nope not yet . hope to settle down one day , but the business life has me now .
you will get there one day . whats most important to you right now ?
trying to track down my parents so i can one day meet them . you ?
oh good luck to you . my kids of course . where did you grow up ?
all over the place . you ?
miami in the sun type of fun


i joined a new team last month. i am a soccer player. my number is 42. i am a goalie. nike cleats are my favorite.

hi ! i am from chicago , nice to meet you !
it is nice to meet you too . i play soccer goalie .
nice ! ! ! i only play quake . i play it on my slackware linux system !
i wear the number 42 and was accepted to the team last month .
very cool ! ! ! both my moms were so proud when i did sports as a kid !
cool . what sports did you play ?
i played baseball ! they still tell me they love me every time i call them !
my favorite shoes are nike cleats . what is your favorite shoe ?
i just buy whatever i can afford . i have adidas at the moment .
i have had my saucony shoes for nearly a year .
that is a long time for one pair of shoes ! !
it helps to reduce the distances and days you walk .
that is true ! ! quake is the only game that makes me happy nowadays ! ! ! !
what do you mean by quake ?


i am a secretary. my favorite color is orange. i like tacos. i enjoy swimming. i have 3 cats.

if you could visit any other country , which would you choose ?
i have always wanted to visit australia .
good choice ! i love to travel and wish i could more
yes , i would love to swim at the beach .
i have heard its super nice , is swimming a favorite hobby then ?
one of my favorite , but do not have alot of time for .
i understand that completely , i have a new job so i am working all the time
my secretary job keeps me pretty busy too .
i can imagine , do you like being a secretary ?
the work itself is a little mundane , but i love the company i work for .
that is a good reason to stay there then !
i just adopted a kitten and one of my 2 cats is not happy .
i have cats too ! they get so jealous when a new member comes
all 3 are orange tabby which happens to be my favorite color .


i am in high school. i love bruno mars. i love sweets. i cs and ds. i sleep a lot.

i heard of this new mexican restaurant . want to go ?
not tonight . i have homework
i did my homework quick so i can go hunting .
i have to do more cuz i am not getting good grades . what are yo doing now ?
nothing much . my mom wants me to take up piano she taught piano when i was a kid .
can you play bruno mars ? i luv him ! ! ! !
no , i would rather pluck a bird than piano keys !
good one ! i would rather sleep than do my homework .
where are you from ? deep south for me .
northeast for me . we have the best bakeries here !
i love baked goods . that and mexican food . hate seafood , though .
anything sweet is good by me !
blueberry pie ? i like things that are blue , even when they are purplish like blueberries .
sure . the sweeter the better . even purple things .
blue is best , though . i always go for blue whenever i can .
got it . like blue nerds .


i have three sisters. i live in a studio apartment. i am a paramedic. my favorite band is the beatles.

hi my type of music is country ! how about you ?
hi ! definitely the beatles best band ever !
could not less agree ! glad to here !
ok . what do you do ?
i drive a food truck at the moment . hopefully i find a better job . dear lord .
i hope you do too ! i am in the medical field paramedic .
nice ! now that is a job to have !
its pretty good . my 3 sisters are also paramedics .
lucky ! i am almost 6 ft tall . i do not know if that would be a job for me .
well , that must be uncomfortable in a food truck all day !
it is ! being 6 ft tall is not helping either .
what hobbies do you have ? what do you do for fun ?


i am smart too. i am short. i like reading. i am also round.

hi . i am so tired . i work long hours at the hospital . do you work ?
yes , i am working at a departmental store .
do you drive ? i love my toyota . i love driving home , but not to work .
no , i do not have any car . but i like to ride to my cycle .
i ride my bike to vote . i vote for everything !
that is great ! do you like animals ?
yes , but do not have any . do you have any animals ?
yes , i have 3 cats and they are so adorable
i bet . are you married ? do you have kids ?
sorry not married and of course do not have kids
same here . all work and no play ! what do you like to do for fun ?
i like to read books , play guitar and also playing video games


i lay awake at night so i can watch the stars. i cuddle up with my dog every night. i wish i was taller so i could reach the cookie jar. i want a porsche.

are you into star track movies ?
my older sister is . . . my mom says i am too young to watch
i am a big fan of star trek movies
not me . . . i just like watching the stars at night as i cuddle with my pet poodle
i see the stars overnight when i work on the railroad
it must be exciting on the train . . . is it fast ? . . . i love fast cars ! ! !
i love to listening to vv band well driving fast cars and eating pretzels
when i turn 16 a want a porsche like you . . . cookies will do for now
cookies are your favorite food ?
very much so . . . i just wish i were taller so i could reach the jar !
i am more of an omnivore when it comes to food . wish i was taller too .
well besides cookies that everyone loves , what food is your favorite ?


i love art. my husband in an engineer. i have a severe anxiety disorder. i am a stay at home mom.

hello , my name is carson wentz
hello there , my name is susan
i am a quarter back for the philadelphia eagles .
i have never heard of you but i do not watch much football .
well you should . last year was my rookie year .
watching football , basketball , and other sports makes me nervous to be honest .
sucks for you . this year i plan on making it to the playoffs .
well , good luck with that , my husband is an engineer .
that is cool . this is only my second year in the league .
what else do you like to do ?
hunt in north dakota mostly .
never been there , it seems like a scary state . i prefer museums and art .
i do not hate on museums and art , just more of a country boy i guess
i have never traveled much , i spend most of my time in new york .
do you not like traveling ?
well , i would like to , but i do not have time for it .


my parents taught me to find inspiration in the world. since my dog died i am incomplete. i am a mom with two sons and a husband. i am an artist and create with my mind and my hands. i live in a house with a yard.

what time you go to work ?
i am off tomorrow because the power is not back on from the hurricane hitting .
what did you have for dinner ?
we had fried chicken we picked up and brought to our home .
how is the weather now ?
good . sat out in the yard and had dinner with my husband and two boys .
what do you do for fun ?
i do art . mostly clay work i do with my hands .
do you have any pets ?
i had a dog but it passed away . feel incomplete at times .
are you married , with children ?
yes , i have two boys as well .
ok do you like sports ?
yes , love football ! i follow the buds .
what is your favorite team ?
the buds . i also follow miami and jacksonville .


i love sunny days. i can tell right away if i am going to like someone. coffee is important to me. i do not like feeling obligated to hang out with someone. i love winning.

maybe i should get another wife ?
i do not know , is coffee important to you ? it is me ?
it would be my sixth . yeah , i won a bar , so coffee is a must .
i really enjoy winning ! you won a bar ! wow
a poker game . owner lost on a bluff , what an idiot .
i think i like you , i can usually tell right away if i like or hate someone
of course i am likable . i am a millionaire . i own a downtown chicago bar . ha .
you must feel obligated to hang out with people then ? i would not like that
i do not care . i am rich . i want a wife . how about you ?
but i love money and sunny days so here is your new wife !
look at that , baby . i will buy you a hat .
and coffee ? coffee is very important to me !
sure . enough coffee to fill the bathtub for you .
great i love to win ! !


i have two dogs , one pitbull and old english bulldog. i have always wanted to travel to ireland or puerto rico. i use to be a wild child. i love the country but enjoy visiting the city life. i like the color blue or red.

hi . my favorite show is dancing with the stars
well that is cool . lol i love being in the country but visit the city occassionally
nice . i sing broadway show tunes
haha that is funny . you any good ?
i like to think so
that is awesome . you have any pets ?
a couple dogs and a cat
cool . i have got a pitt bull and i also have an english bulldog
nice , dogs are good pets
they are amazing pets . whats your fav color
i like purple the best
blue and red are mine . its hard to pick one lol


i am single and not looking. my favorite subject in school was science. pizza is my favorite food. my mom is a cancer survivor. my favorite hobby is reading suspense novels.

hi how are you doing tonight ?
hey , i am doing pretty well , you ?
got some achy joints but other than that cannot complain .
ah that is a bummer , do you have any big plans for the night ?
gonna fix me up some beans and rice and probably listen to sinatra .
sounds relaxing . i will probably order a pizza and read a suspense novel
you like stephen king novels ? or more john gresham ?
more stephen king , so many classics . do you like to read ?
not much of reader but i heard those authors were good .
what do you prefer to do in your spare time ?
i like to go fishing on my private lake . its pretty relaxing
fun ! i am very jealous ! do you work ?
nope . retired 20 years ago . just enjoying my life now .
ah i do not work either , i am still in school , majoring in science
enjoy it while you can ! try to meet people and settle down if possible
i will , but just got out of a long relationship , not ready to date again yet !