i like to play tennis. i have 2 sisters. my mother is a dentist. i am a baker. my favorite tv show is silicon valley.

hello , how are you tonight
i am tired from playing tennis . how are you ?
i am getting ready to go for a run , so i can write some tonight .
do you like any other activities ? do you have a favorite show ?
i love mystery movies , they get me in a creative mood .
what do you write ? my 2 sisters and i like to wate silicon valley together .
mainly , steampunk romance . have you read any ?
no . sounds interesting . i do not have much time to read as a baker .
what are your favorite breads ?
i love pastries more than bread . my mom nags me not to eat them .
i love pastries too , and i should not eat them .
mom warns against too many sweets since she is a dentist . do you have family ?
i do , my husband is a detective , we have three kids .
interesting ! why should you not eat pastries ? they are so tasty .
they go straight to my hips , lol
yep . understand . do you dress up in steampunk ? how old are your kids ?


i like snowboarding. my daughter just graduated college. i have been in 3 triathlons. i have only one child. i run more then 2 miles a day even though i hate it.

hi how are you today ?
i am great like tony the tiger
sure why not ! i am so excited i just recieved a full scholarship !
nice my daughter finished college
i am going to florida state ! i guess having honors when graduating helped !
i can not go there i would not be able to snow board .
true , but i love hot weather !
i like the cold better
i am an eighteen year old summer girl ! lol
winter for me all day
lol have you had any firsts lately ? mine was buying a car !
my car is so old
what kind do you have ?
i do not know it is all rusty
no fun ! i got an acadia .
i do not even know what that is


my favorite movie is 16 candles. i have 3 children. i like to run. i love cheese cake.

hi how are you doing tonight ?
good , just got back from a run
nice ! i am not active i spend a lot of time on my computer every day .
that my job too , staring at screen eating cheese cake
i am so bored with my life . i want to learn another language .
i was thing brushing up on my spanish , where do you live ?
i live in ny . i have been watching movies and tv shows in other languages .
i watch 16 candles ever day
i like watching travel channels to learn about other countries and their traditions .
i mostly watch cartoons with my three kids
i do not have any kids so i do not watch cartoons very often .
do you own a car ?
i do own a car . do you ?
yes , but it sits in the drive way , trying to sell it


i am the worlds best aunt. i am obsessed with my dog. i enjoy cooking italian food. i love trips to the beach. i am in my last year of grad school.

hi ! sorry for the delay , my year old was crying .
no problem , i have 3 nephews that are always crying !
you would think a first grade teacher would be better at being a parent !
i am just and aunt , but i feel like my dog is my kid .
pets are basically children . still a blessing . are you religious ?
i consider trips to the beach a religious experience , does that count ?
i wish my sunday church services were at the beach . my dads a preacher
i love cooking big italian meals after church on sunday .
that sounds delicious ! usually our post church meal is whatever i can get my kid to eat !
i might consider having kids of my own when i finish grad school next year .
focusing on wearing my favorite color , purples helped me to graduate . good luck !
i will keep that in mind . thanks for the great advice


i own my own small marketing consulting agency. my favorite band is radiolead. i am married to my wonderful husband. we have two dogs small dogs.

hey there how are you ? i am just listening to music to relax
i great , , just got married to my best husband in the world ,
my most fav season is coming an i love green so it just flows .
mine is winter , i like to go run in the snow with my two dogs
awe how sweet ! congrats ! i enjoy tennis alot .
do you have a favorite band
really ? too cold i will be in doors watching all the funny movies lol
mine is old school , radiated
no i do not , do you ?
yes , i just told you , , matter a fact i got playing the background
cool , when did you marry your husband ?
in a church right by my house . .


i love watching superheroes shows. i prefer iphone over samsung. i read ebooks more than hardcopies. i owe 2 monitors for work.

how are you doing tonight
good ! just finished watching the flash .
i am watching the bellies twins
i only watch superhero shows , rest of my time is pretty much work .
got ya what do u do for work
tech . i use 2 monitors and have both iphone and samsung . iphone is better .
i love the iphone to
what do you do ? i also read ebooks ! do that between jobs .
i am a stay at home mom that i bake in my home
that is cool . i work from home , but rarely have time to bake .
i love baking it helps with the stress
i may have to try to fit that in then . how many kids
3 one girl and two boys
i have 1 and 1 . both grown though . miss those young years .
they grow two darn fast
yes they do . i have 5 grands , just not enough time to spend with them .


i am ten years old. and , my best friend is abigail. tomorrow is my first day of safety patrol. i take martial arts after school.

hello , married , redhead , paris , alphabet backwards . you ?
married ? no i am only 10 years old
hmmm . you have to be 18 to be on here . . . . i have red hair . you ?
no but my close friend abigail has red hair . we take martial arts when schools done school
cubs won ! you sing and dance ? i do . bird peck at my eyes .
no but i love safety patrol my first day is tomorrow
i see . chicken wing are our friends . married ? i am .
i love chicken wings so does my best friend abigail
oh okay . i do the backwards alphabets . can you ? i paint . you ?
no i do not paint i only love martial arts like karate
great ! merna jean is my best friend . beard ?
abigail is my friend . i cant have beards in safety patrol school
whew ! i thought i lost you . abigail sing ?
she sings like a bird . you
bird calls . ever been to france ? i have .
i love france and it loves me


i want to teach kids in elementary school. my major was american literature and education. i live in a big city. i just graduated college. on weekends i like to go hiking.

! hi time of lot a spend i ! hi i ! hi
hello ! what do you like to do for fun ?
? enjoy you do what . ? makeup about all learning all learning
i like to hike and canoe . i am not as busy after graduating
. . . chat crazy my for apologize i i
yeah this chat is weird ! how old are you ?
i am i in my thirties
cool , i am in my twenties . what kind of work do you do ?
i also take beauty classes . youtube . youtube makeup tutorials . .
oh that is so cool !
what do you do since graduating ?
i work at a restaurant right now , but eventually i would like to teach !
what subject . that is awesome !
thanks ! hopefully i will be able to teach english
highschool , college , or a second language ? , second language ? ?
elementary school , actually ! i love kids


i am 26 years old. i found out that i am carrying twins. i have thrown up every day for the last 3 months with morning sickness. i already have 3 children. i will be on bed rest for the next 5 months.

hello , how is it going
i am fine thank you how are you doing ?
i just got done doing zumba i love it
that sounds like a great work out .
i really love super big paintings
cool i am at the age of 26 now am i getting old l . o . l .
i can be weird at time i really like the way beans smell
that is funny i found out i will be birthing twins nice huh .
i like to collect things such as dragon ball z figures and rocks
different cool i have already brought three kids here .
its a great night out i love the night air
yes nature is beautiful i love the trees .
my dog will not stop barking
i will have to rest for up to 5 months terrible .
i think he sees something outside i do not know
maybe a stranger is walking by .


i like watching videos of surgery. my favorite ice cream is pistachio. i enjoy playing with edged weapons. britney spears is a wonderful singer who really touches me.

hi how are you today
hello i am fine and how are you
i am good do you work
i am in school to be a doctor love watching surgery videos
that sounds great do you like food
i totally love ice cream pistachio is my favorite and yours
i love subs very much
nice do you have any hobbies
i go to antique shops a lot
i have a thing for edged weapons and music especially britney spears love her
wow that is cool do you like coffee
its cool it will make go if you know what i mean sorry
yeah i know what you mean
indeed where are you from
america and how about you
same i want to travel though


i like to go to the movies. i walk more than 2 miles a day. i have a pit bull and a chihuahua. i worked 3 jobs at the same time for more than 5 years. my favorite car is the ford mustang.

hello there , i am a college student .
hello , i just got done walking my dogs , chihuahua and pit bull
nice nice , i have wanted to get pets with my girlfriend of two years .
cool . i am exhausted . we walked for 2 plus miles .
that is a long walk , the hardest thing i did was take business class administration classes today
you should treat yourself to a movie . i love going to the movies .
i do not go out much since i also work at the daycare .
i once worked 3 jobs at one time
that is rough , my parents are a dentist and a teacher .
cool . after we chat i am gonna go work on my ford mustang .
cool , i would love to go for a ride .
maybe sometime then .
good good , i look forward to it .
cool .


i had a gig at local theater last night. i come from a small town. i did a few small roles in tv series. my favorite drink is cuba libre. i work as a stand up comedian.

i , how old are you ? i am 17 and am a student in high school .
hey , 23 . did you enjoy the comedy show ? my set went well
yea , it was good ! i play guitar in a band , you should come hear .
we are at that local theatre a lot . good venue . try it out
that is cool . i am pretty social , so i will check it out .
where are you from ? i am from a small town with no work for a comedian
louisiana and i am a straight a student too .
cool . ever aspire to be an actor ? i have done some tv work
just trying to make my band work . not into acting .
what instrument do you play ?
guitar . but it is starting to cut into my grades .
you have lots of time to jam , focus on school .
word . got to make that a grade .
i am thirsty , i am going to grab a cuba libre my fave . study hard !


i like to swim. i am blue and tall. i work for the navy. my favorite show is thevoice. i like to read.

hi how are you doing ?
i am doing good , just watching the voice . it is my favorite . you ?
i love game of thrones
yeah i really enjoyed the books . i prefer reading .
what do you do for a living ?
i am in the navy . it helps that i love swimming . and you ?
i am not working right now
oh , well if you need a job , the navy is looking for you .
do you ever get sea sick ?
well sometimes , my face turns blue . but you cannot tell because my skin is blue .
do you have any hobbies ?
other than swimming , i enjoy basketball because i am pretty tall .


i dream of becoming a famous actress. i am a writer. i don t like the beach. zebras are my favorite animals.

hi there , how are you tonight ? what do you do for fun ?
hi ! i am well . i like to brainstorm ideas to flesh out into stories .
cool ! i am a bargain hunter . discounts and coupons are my life !
that sounds like fun . do you come across things from africa often ? i like exotic animals .
not really . i donate to charities , but i have not traveled much .
interesting . i travel a lot . i am not much for oceans though . too much sand .
traveling sounds fun , but i like to save money too !
saving money is important . when hollywood discovers me i will not worry about that .
would you say that you are an organized or messy person in general ?
i tend to be organized in my work , but cluttered at home .
i would say i am very organized at home and at work . do you enjoy shopping ?
i do enjoy shopping . what is your favorite animal ?
the ostrich . what is yours ?
i like animals with stripes . mostly four legged and striped . can you guess ?
a zebra ? that would go with your africa question !
nope ! a liger ! just kidding , you are right .


i have a golden retriever puppy. i do not have a job and sit on the couch all day. i try to limit how much i eat. i hate paying my bills. i whine a lot.

hello , how are you ? where are you ?
i am just sitting at home with my puppy
well what do you know , hotdogs are my favorite snack .
you are mean you should not say that
actually i was wordplaying with you . birdwatchers are never mean spirited .
what kind of birds do you watch ?
what kind of puppy do you have . ? . . la la
my puppy is a golden retriever
beautiful , kind , loving , protective , loyal . . . . waterlovers ! and . . . osprey
oh those are very pretty birds
yes and powerful . what do you do to earn money ?
i actually do not have a job right now
hell or happiness . . . i am a librarian . i have read all the horror novels , and blog reviews . . .
wow you must really like horror
yes , for my niche marketing plan . but classics are classic for a reason . . . you ?
i do not really do much for fun i just sit on the couch


my family came from greece in the 1950s. i have very curly hair. i love to draw. i love to cook ethnic foods. i am a very tall woman.

hello , i have 10 tattoos . do you have any ?
i have 3 of them . but apparently , that is a turn off for some men .
i love em . i am also in a motorcycle club . . is that going to be a problem ?
no . i like to cook , and make drawings . can i draw you ?
sure , you like movies ? you ever seen the titanic ?
i have a couple times . i have hair like rose , curly , but dark .
what color ? also i am a fighter . . but i have never lost
brown . do you want to fight me ? if you lose , we will get married .
i would afraid of commitment , and no . . i will not lose
wow . . so you do not want to marry me ?
whoa easy . i never said never . its just . . that i am a grown woman
oh . you do not want a tall greek bride ?
you said you like movies . you ever see that greek wedding movie ?
yes , i love it . do you ?
i love that movie . . whats it called the wedding singer ? classic cinema
my big fat greek wedding


i think food trucks are awesome. i often worry about where to park when i go somewhere new. my brother raised me after our parents died. i am quiet but confident.

hey how are you doing
i am doing great how are you
i am hanging in there
that is good . what do you do for a living
i am retired , i spend my days baking for my grandchildren
that is nice grandchildren are a joy to have around .
do you have grandchildren ?
no i do not i do not even have kids
how old are you ?
i am in my 20s my brother has a son .
o okay you are very young
our mom and dad died when i was 10 so my brother took care of me
seriously , sorry to hear that , wow how old is your brother
he was 17 but he did great that is what makes him a great dad


until then i will make 215 an hour. i make and me by waiting tables. i cannot wait to start my new life. i hope it to become a doctor one day.

hello how is your day ?
hi ! i am doing okay . you ?
i am good . what do you do for a living ?
i wait tables at an italian restaurant .
i am a marketing consultant . do you have any hobbies ?
i want to be a doctor one day .
are you studying for that right now ?
i plan to start school again next fall .
are you into animals ? i have two small dogs and they are my world .
i love dogs too . i only have one .
are you married ? my wonderful husband and i have been married for six years .
no i am single . i am talking to this guy though .
what other stuff are you into i love music
i enjoy reading when i have time .
i do not like riding unless i have to
it helps me get away .


i like fitness. my favorite place to travel is jamaica. i am traveling to barbados next month. my parents own a business that i m now running. i am a travel agent.

hi how are you tonight ?
i am good , and how are you ?
i am good . tired since i am on tour with frank ocean
you know him ? i travel a lot !
yes i do . i travel too since i am on tour as a rapper
what is your rapper name ?
i prefer to keep that to myself . i live incognito in japan
i am sorry if i have offended you !
oh no worries ! what do you like to do besides travel ?
well , i watch movies , listen to music , etc . i own my parents company now so
that must be a lot of work
well , i get to go to barbados for free ! o also love jamaica !
nice . have you been to japan ? i have the largest home there
no , how big is your home ? what does it have ?
it has a huge garage with a ferrari in it
that sounds really really cool !


i used to cheerlead in high school. i live in celebration , florida. i enjoy shopping. i am a lifestyle blogger.

i have a best friend in a big city
that is nice . do you live in a city too ?
i am employed at supermarket
i live in a town called celebration it is in florida .
i live in the suburbs , where my mom grows vegetables in her garden
nice ! i love to shop and blog . i blog about everything !
she works for the school as a social worker
that is good . what do you like to do ?
my friend lives new york , i try to visit a few times a year
ok . you are not really answering any of my questions .
i just work and go out to clubs
ok . well i was a cheerleader in high school .
how long ago were you in high school
about 5 years ago now . i wish i could go back .
i have been out for 27 years
so it has been a long time for you .


i do not have too many friends in the us yet , but i am going to summer camp and i hope to make friends then ! i also think that i may make friends as soccer in the fall. i am in 3rd grade. i am a french girl , but i moved to the us last year. i live with my parents and my little brother. i like to play soccer , draw and read asteria.

hi how did your day go today ?
well , okay . i do not have many friends yet since moving to the us .
i see i am jovannie and i am 19 years old . we can be friends
sure . i am from france and in 3rd grade . i have not met many other girls here .
where do you stay ? i live close to miley cyrus and pnb rock
wow ! i live with my little brother and parents . but i am going to summer camp .
we can go eat barbeque and pizzas together . i love it so much
yummy ! then we can play soccer , i like that and drawing and reading asteria .
that will be great . i love hanging out with new friends .
i moved here ago , so maybe i will make more friends in soccer this fall .
oh great . whats your favorite tv show ?
teen wolf , which is over now and dr . who ? how about you ?
tom and jerry and i am watching it right now
ll . now that is my favorite type of 19 year old . we will be friends .
great . lets catch up probably next week
ca not wait to talk again . thank you for being my friend , jovannie .


i grew up with 6 siblings. i ve broken my arm twice. my parents were divorced. i am a widow.

hello , how are you tonight ? i just came in from walking alfred .
i am good and how are you ?
very well , just about ready to sit down and play the piano .
nice do you play often ?
almost nightly . it is a nice change from baseball .
what is wrong with baseball ?
nothing , i play . it does get old at times . i would rather read .
what do you like to read ?
currently , i have an interest in chinese history .
that does sound nice i love sesame chicken
that sounds nice . do you make your own ?
i do i have to do all the cooking
i do not cook that much .
i have to since my husband passed
i am so sorry . has he been gone long ?
yes and then i broke my arms


i look forward to retiring. my wife always puts a smile on my face. i love all of my beautiful children. i am a humble baker.

how do you like your eggs cooked ?
in a cake , preferably ! haha . how about you ?
breakfast i need them scrambled like this morning
oh i cannot wait to retire and have time for breakfast .
i need a hearty breakfast to work this chicken farm
i am just a baker . i sneak a couple bites here and there .
raised and born in great farm state of kansas
sounds idyllic . any kids ?
yes , that is why i farm instead of driver big rig now
i want to retire from baking soon and spend time with my beautiful wife and kids .
that would be nice for you too do that .
she is great . always puts a smile on my face .


i just turned 77. i like watching british tv shows and movies. i have one grandson and one daughter. i am a retired computer programmer. i love animals.

what inspires you to wake up each day ?
my grandson , granddaughter , and my love for animals . u ?
that is nice . my two sons and husband really make my world so bright !
that is lovely ! i just celebrated my 77th birthday today !
wow , lucky number ! happy birthday to you !
ty ! do you have any hobbies you enjoy ?
i enjoy creating things with my hands . . . art , jewelry , knitted stockings
artistic kind ! i spend my time watching british shows and movies . i love them
i am . . . creating things that make people happy also makes me happy !
that is so nice ! what do you do for work ?
i try to sell my handmade items at the fair !
do u make a good living ? i retired from computer programming .
i make enough to help buy groceries and so forth . how did you like that job ?
honestly it was boring ! yours sounds so much more intriguing
it helps fill my time when the boys are at school . . . and now that muffin died . . .
oh muffin was your pet ? my twin grandchildren have a cat named that .


i like alternative rock. i work in a craft store. halloween is my favorite holiday. i love to crochet. i own a hearse.

hello , i am in security what do you do ?
i work at a craft store
cool , any hobbies ? i am great at chess .
i like to crochet things a lot
nice can you make baby booties ? ll
i could but i would have to deliver it in my hearse .
interesting . you drive a hearse
yeah its my only care
well at least its transportation
but it spooks everyone away
ll i am quite sure it does
i listen to alt rock in my hearse too
i could just imagine that
do you like some music ?
i love all music . . . from rock to jazz
very nice . whats your favorite holiday


i play the drums. i m the oldest of three boys. i work at the pizza parlor. i grew up in the projects of chicago.

hey how are you doing ?
worked long hours today , i cannot twirl any more dough tonight .
i understand the feeling . i create websites what do you do
that pizza parlor on the corner , we make the best pizza in chicago .
i see what you mean when you say twirl dough
could not pick up the drumsticks tonight no matter how much i wanted to .
they need to make some sort of automation for that i love technology
my younger brothers both work in fancy offices . just like you ?
i wish i could work the stock market but i cant play it well
you play any instruments at all ? i can teach you the drums .
that would be awesome i play guitar . play guitar and read the news
you should hit the loop . lot of band opportunity there .
good money in it ? i love finding ways to make it
sure , just take the l straight and woo wap da bam you there .
see i have been doing the woo wap bam bam i have not been doing it right
does not hurt nothing . what else you up to ?


i am a woman. my favorite band is radiohead. we have two dogs small dogs. i own my own small marketing consulting agency.

hi ! what are you doing ?
hi there i am just playing with my 2 pups right now . you ?
working out . i need to stay strong
oh , neat . what do you do for a living ? i run a small marketing consulting agency .
i make maps for a living . i miss nursing
wow , i have never met a cartographer before . do you enjoy it ?
i do enjoy it . i prefer to be outside painting
i like the arts too . i am a pretty big radiohead fan . do you like any bands ?
i pretty much like everything . not picky
oh , ok . do you have any pets ?
i have 3 cats . they watch me practice arm wrestling
your cats sound like fun . how often do you work out ?
about two times a day . i have to stay strong
why do you have to stay strong ?
to arm wrestle . i like to beat everyone
are you a competitive arm wrestler , then ?


my favorite movies are disney movies. i am an insatiable reader. i work as a waitress. i love to play soccer. i live with my parents.

hi . i am just preparing some fried fish for dinner . whats up ?
do you watch disney movies ? i love them , especially new beauty the beast
i do occasionally . i try to avoid sad movies i got some bad news this week . . .
oh no , what happened this week ?
my doctor said i only have 6 months left to live .
that is some messed up news . why is that ?
turns out , i have a really severe lactose allergy . it has done incredible damage .
and an allergy is now a death sentence ?
i suppose . i am sorry . . . i am terrible at normal conversation !
me 2 , i love reading instead of talking myself
i like to cook keeps my mind off of things ,
i do not cook , get enough of that while waitressing , i play soccer
ah , a busy person ! that is awesome though . soccer is fun to watch .
and its fun to play too


starbucks is my favorite hang out spot. i collect little figurines. i spend my weekends browsing antique stores. i have a cat. subway is my favorite fast food restaurant.

hey there ! are you into community service ?
yes i take my cat to the retirement home on the weekends
that is nice . i serve on my city council .
that is awesome when i can i go antiquing how bout u ?
hiking . i really like the outdoors and open spaces .
i cant hike but i do try eat healthier at subway
subway ? i prefer only locally sourced food .
its next to my work so its easier then sanctioned
cool . i keep a garden at home . i live on 5 acres .
i am guilty of starbucks as well plus my baby brother works there
you are way too urban ! did you know i own 10 alpacas ?
no but my grandfather raises wagyu
oh cool . i love farm animals !
was not always urban but dad died so i came back to help mom
sorry to hear that ! you are ok ?
yeah just hard putting my figurines from childhood in boxes


i am dumpy. like a skeleton. i cannot eat shrimp. i have long legs.

hi , i am moira . who am i speaking to ?
i am tara . i am really thin , almost like a skeleton .
oh my . are you alright ? i have been dieting but i have not lost that much weight .
i try and eat but food allergies . i am allergic to shrimp .
me too , actually . my husband loves shrimp though . how old are you ?
i am 43 with long legs !
i am 32 with short legs
being so tall makes me feel like a dump .
i am sorry . . i think tall people look beautiful . i married one
that is so nice ! my husband is tall too !
i am sure he appreciates your height . how long have you been married ?
we got married in 2010 . he is a pain but i love him .


i am married. i have a toddler. my husband is a stay at home dad. my favorite singer is taylor swift.

hi . . how was ur weekend ? ?
it went quite well , i got to spend time with my husband . how about yours ?
we had a big party this weekend
i miss going to parties ! after the birth of my toddler , i do not really go out anymore .
where are you from now ? ?
reading , pennsylvania the birthplace of my favorite pop country star taylor swift ! do you like music ?
i am from memphis . . i like . .
are you married or do you have any kids , like i do ?
not yet . . how about you ? ?
married for 5 years , with only one child !
what kind of music u like
country , pop , and female vocalists


i work as a construction worker during the summers. my favourite food is ice cream. i am a college student.

hi how are you
hi , i am doing very well , how are you ? tell me about yourself !
i am kind of young and love hearing war stories from my granddad
oh , that is great . i am going to university now !
that is great what are you studying
i am a business major and i work construction during summertime
construction is hard work you must be strong
well , not to boast , but yes ! do you like cooking ?
sometimes i tend to bake a lot . what kind of food do you like to eat
i love ice cream , its my all time favorite , i make it too !
that is cool making it from home makes it more enjoyable at times .
yes , i can make different flavors that i like !
i am a meat and potatoes kind of person steak is what i eat the most
oh , yes give me a good prime rib any day of the week !


i would like to open a restaurant someday. i am a personal chef. i love creating new recipes. my favorite color is hunter green.

hello there . how are you this evening ?
i am doing okay . just sat here creating some new recipes
oh , do you enjoy cooking ? my wife is always trying new recipes too .
yes ! i am currently a personal chef , but would love to open a restaurant one day
cool . what kind of a restaurant would you like it to be ?
various types of cuisine . i imagine painting the walls in a hunter green . my favorite color
that sounds nice . maybe someday my family could eat at your restaurant .
i would love that . what do you enjoy ?
my tastes in food are quite varied . as are my tastes in video games .
what video games do you play ?
many different ones . my collection ranges from call of duty to farming simulator .
sounds fun . i do not really play video games , but it sounds fun
yes , i quite like gaming . what other things do you enjoy ?
mainly just cooking ! i really need to expand my horizons
oh , i think it is good that you have something you are passionate about .
me too ! you have anything you are passionate about other than games ?


i am very unproductive unless it comes to my job. i do not eat well. i work in a factory. i sleep most of the day. i am not social.

how are you doing today ?
okay i guess , just waking up and rushing to work , no time to eat .
what do you do for work ?
i am a line man in a factory out side of nyc ,
so do you like your work ?
it is the only thing i like in my life . what do you do ?
i am an artist have a studio in colorado .
i forgot to make lunch , an apple and brownie it is .
put some cheese in some bread .
i do not like cheese or asking the deli for help .
get that . to each their own .
i do not like talking to people , i sleep all day and work all night .
yeah and that is okay . too . you can always listen .
i guess , yes , that sounds oaky
people really need good listeners as well as talkers .
i do not know how to act when listening , it is awkward
you just mirror the person you are listening too that works .
i guess i can try that .


my daughter just graduated high school ranked at the top of her class. i am a zookeeper. i have trained over 20 types of animals. i work with my wife.

hey my new friend anyway how how are you today
i am doing wonderfully ! how are you ?
going to the zoo and just getting ready for work and you ?
well , it is funny that you should say that . i work as a zookeeper
well i like the zoo my roommate kept me up
i love it there too . work with my wife and have been doing it a while
well wish she would get help she needed
what kind of help are you referring to ?
her drinking i just get tired got to wake up and go to work
oh wow . that sounds rough . sorry to hear that
well hope you sleep well my friend and thanks
sure . thank you too my friend
well i do got to get some sleep money is always nice
money and sleep are hard to come by sometimes
should come to zoo with me
you might come and see me at work sometime .


welding is my career field. i am a guitar player. i am primarily a meat eater. my parents do not know i am gay.

hi ! how are you today ?
i am good . thank you . i just got done playing guitar . how are you ?
nice ! that is as awesome hobby . i am great ; always a happy person !
awesome ! what are you upto tonight ?
i am cooking fish i caught today . do you cook ?
yea , other than playing my guitar i love to cook too !
my father taught me to cook . he was a car salesman .
cool ! i took a lot of guitar lesson to learn how to play a guitar .
do you have any pets ?
i have a pitbull . what about you ?
i do not have a pit bull , but i love all dogs !
dogs are so adorable . all of them !
how long have you had your pit bull
he is my second pitbull . i have had one in the last 11 years .
what did you name your pit bull ?
his name is bandit . do you have any pets ?


i m allergic to shellfish. i love going to concerts and dancing hard. my favorite food is cheese. i work at a non profit that helps children.

hello how are you today or night ?
hi i am doing great how are you
i just leased me a new hummer so i am happy
that is great ! what do you do for a living
accounting for montgomery public schools . how bout you
i work for operation blessing and help kids
ok cool . that sounds great . do they like dogs
i love dogs but do not have any pets
i have two that i am giving to the vet .
why are you getting rid of them
i am leaving here so they need a home .
oh i am sorry . what do you do for fun
for fun i plant vegetables . i am pulling potatoes up now
that must make the store less expensive . i go to concerts and dance
well sorry to stop you but i must run . talk later ok
ok have a nice night


in high school , i came in 6th in the 100 meter dash. to stay in shape , i chase cheetahs at the zoo. my favorite movie is good burger. i like canning and whittling. i eat exclusively meat.

swimming in the warm waters in florida is my favorite hobby
florida is nice . i ran there once and got 6th place in the 100 meter dash
after i swim i run marathons for fun
i like to run and chase cheetahs at the zoo . what is your favorite food ?
that is awesome , i like running in the morning instead of night
sounds nice . i only eat meat even though i enjoy canning
apples i like apples over any other food
yum ! even my favorite food is in the title of my favorite movie . . . good burger
winter is my favorite season , i do not like the fall season
where do you live ? i live near the zoo
i like apples on my burger , what do you like on yours
i like bacon on my burgers , i love meat
in florida , it is much like a zoo sometimes
indeed . i bet there are cheetahs at zoos there that i could chase
awe yes bacon , bacon and apples so good
that is why i have to stay in shape , i eat a lot of meat


i am in debt. i drive a bmw. i love to shop. i am single. i have a lot of friends.

hello , how are you today ?
i am pretty good , just went for a drive in my bmw to do some shopping .
sounds like fun , i wish i could afford a bmw !
me too . ll . . . i think i need to trim back on my bills somehow .
ll , my expenses are fine . the problem is i need more money for something like that
yeah . i think i am a shopaholic , though . maybe that is why i am still single
at this point in my life , i would rather have a nice car than a family haha
well i surround myself with lots of friends , so i guess that is like having a family .
same here , that is what is holding me over until i am ready for one
what kind of car do you drive ?
i have a nissan sentry , its 7 years old
do you like to go out and shop too ?


i married my high school sweetheart. i do not eat healthy. i like the group the rolling stones. i need a soda with me at all times.

hello . how are you this nice friday ?
i am fine and you let us get to know each other a little .
i own 4 german shepherds and love ghosts
nice i love listening to the rolling stones .
nice . i have created my own religion called ghost ville
great talent i got married to my schools sweet heart .
oh wow how long did that take
forever l . o . l . i need to drink soda all the time .
soda is very nasty . why that ?
i do not know just like the strong taste .
stronge taste ? ew that is very nasty nasty
i sometimes do not eat very healthy foods .
why do you not do that ?
i just like a lot of junk food i will eat salad and tuna though .
actually i hate salad and tuna
what is your favorite food ?


i only eat locally sourced food. i like wide , open spaces. i own a home with 5 acres of land. i am active on my city council. i have 10 alpacas.

hi i am bobby ! i am 10 , how old are you ?
hi , i am abby . i am 44
hi abby ! do you like ice cream ?
yes , i do like ice cream . sometimes i make my own ice cream at home .
wow , that is so cool ! what flavors ? i get ice cream with my grandpa from soops
that sounds fun ! i usually eat vanilla ice cream with fresh berries from my garden .
yum ! do you like to cook alot ? it sounds like you do
i cook often , because i prefer eating locally sourced food instead of processed foods .
cool ! i make pizza with my grandma , is that locally sourced ?
it depends on where you get the ingredients for the pizza .
i think just from the store .
usually the local farmers market is a great place to find locally sourced veggies and other foods !
i will have to tell my grandma to take me there !
i am sure she would be happy to
have you seen the movie cars ? i love the character lightning mcqueen
i have not seen that one . what is lightning mcqueen like ?


i m 53 years old. i am obese. i have twelve kids. i live in alabama.

do you know of anywhere around here that teaches krav maga ?
i am in alabama , we dd not have anything like that .
i am in alabama as well
i am fifty three with 12 children , we live on a farm .
i live in north alabama . they call me purple man at work
i do not have friends , maybe because i am obese . what are your hobbies ?
i play mortal kombat . and i walk three miles to work everyday
you must be very thin . my kids play mortal kombat .
not so thin i work at a quick service restaurant
what do they server there ? i am hungry .
burgers , milk shakes , fries , chicken sandwiches , fish sandwiches
all my favorites ! i am making burgers for all my kids for lunch .
cool . well if i find a krav maga class maybe you should come with
i should try . let me know when you find one .
ok well got to go . have a great day
my kids make me go crazy everyday . maybe i should send them to their dad


i just bought a new pair of sneakers and they feel great. my favorite thing to do is sleep. i love ergonomic keyboards and chairs. i love ergonomic keyboards and chairs.

hi there , how are you ?
hello my name is hanna whats yours ?
i teach at a high school since graduating college .
oh that is cool , have you had to take away a kids cell phone ?
i love my children , even though three of them can be a hassle .
i do not have kids yet , but i have three sisters
we are currently living in the suburbs in a major city .
earlier today i got some new sneakers in a major city !
during my free time i enjoy gardening .
oh only sleep in my free time !
sleep would be nice if i had the time haha !
i often sleep in my ergonomic chair !
i prefer to sleep in a big bed .
i am too poor for a bed , i have only hand me down furniture
couches are also nice to sleep on sometimes .
mine smells of urine


i work in a factory. i am always early to everything. i love to tell jokes. i hope to change the world. i volunteer in my spare time.

i am just hanging with felix and emmy . my terrier and cat .
awesome . i am home from my factory job
i do not work , stay at home mom . though my kids are almost grown .
ahh well you should come volunteer with me .
what kind of volunteer work do you do ?
domestic violence shelter . i would love for the world to change for better
i love to cook maybe that would help ?
yea . that awesome . i try to help with my sense of humor . lift them up
i also garden . that could help keep their minds off things too .
great . but usually i have to get that early to set up and stuff
what else do you do ?
i am also a comedian . sometimes i do stand up
that would make me very nervous .
you should come . its so fun to do ? what about you
there is a no one i know in my small town .
small towns are good for raising children and always a cool community


i don t like being asked a lot of questions. i have a shopping addiction. i don t like when people get too close to me. i think about food a lot. i love the forest.

hi . do you have any kids ?
yes and i do not like taking them shopping . just millions of questions
ha . my little girl is too young to enjoy shopping .
i love shopping but hate all of the questions . can i have this or that ?
my little girl just said her first word . no annoying questions yet .
people getting close and bumping into me but all i can think about it food
she loves to listen to my mom play the piano professionally .
just wait , it will happen . later comes the shopping addiction like i have
i love to eat . not much time for it though . i am a surgeon .
i play piano and several instruments . i am a cook so always thinking about food
thank goodness my wife hates to shop . she is more at home teaching .
your lucky . some shopping addictions like mine cost a fortune
can you cook me dinner . my wife is always working , teaching college kids .
oh there you go asking questions just like my kids . want a pizza with that ?
yes please . i am starving after working all day .
you should think about food all the time like me . it will make you learn to cook


i am in school. i work 2 jobs. i am married. i love the beach. my favorite color is blue.

hi how are you today
hey do you have a favorite color . i am well . yourself ?
i am good thanks no i do not
married ? do you have a family ?
no is your dad alive
yeah he works up north . i go to school . you ?
my dad died when i was a baby
i am sorry to hear that . do you work ? any hobbies ?
i am very competitive but no work
what are you competitive in ? games ? sports ?
everything i despise losing yeah
i really feel that . i get heated when i lose . i am working on it though
yeah you should help me out
how can i help you ?
teach me to be humble in defeat
i am a work in progress myself . i do not know . just ease up .


i like spending time with my friends and family. i like to read a lot of books. i like listening to all genres of music except country music. i would travel the world if i could.

hi nice to chat with you
oh hi ! did not know if you were there so started to read a book !
what are you reading , is it a classical
no . i was reading a biography about general patton .
interesting , are you interested in the military or just the logic of patton .
both ! i love history , so if i cant travel like i would like i read instead .
that is great . i have always wanted to travel to italy to see where my family is from .
that sounds fun ! my family is scattered all over the world .
then you have many places to visit .
only need the time and money ! until then i chilla on weekend listening to music , hanging out .
i listen to classical music .
love classical ! anything other than country i can hang out with .
i hang out at the computer lab most days . boring
do you at least have super fast internet ?


i will graduate from college in two years. my parents are divorced. i am very popular and have a lot of friends. i could not live without my dog , bart.

hey ! how is your day ?
hello , i am doing very well . just got finished walking with bart .
who is bart ? is it a fish ?
he is my pup , my dad bought him for me when he was leaving my mom .
oh wow . that is kind of messed up .
they were getting a divorce , she cheated on him .
that is horrible . both my parents were really tall .
i have two years left in school , do you still go ?
no , i am done with school . i do enjoy swimming .
swimming is fun , bart likes it when we go surfing .
i have never surfed . i would like to .
it is great . you really should try it .
i would like to . my vision is perfect , so i love seeing pretty things like the ocean
the ocean is beautiful , nothing compares to it .
i agree . plus i love fish ! they are delicious !
they are ! bart and i love scallops .


i have brown eyes. my mother was a weightlifter. i love money. my feet smell. i have blonde hair.

hello , what are you up to ?
i am just watching netflix , you ?
i am playing piano , practicing
that is cool . are you passionate about music ?
yes , i have taken lessons since i was 5 , i have a band .
i like money more than i like music
what do you do for a living ?
i work as a nanny
do you like to watch children ?
i do . they are cute and they are fun
i bet . i write my own music with my best friend , she also plays
i could not do that lol i am too blonde
i just died my hair silver , it is hard to care for just like a blonde
smelly feet is worse lol hair is nothing
okay , it seems like you cannot do much lol
you might be right . my mom lifted weights . i am naught compared to her


i am very health conscious , and i watch what i eat. i am a yoga instructor. my favorite musician is ed sheeran. i love romantic comedies.

hello
hi there . i work as a yoga instructor . what about you ?
i am a pro football player
i am very conscious about my health and always watch what i eat .
what do u do for a living ?
i work as a yoga instructor . do you have any favorite musician ?
i like rap music
mine is ed sheeran . what else do you do ?
that is all i do . . . play and practice
cool . i love reading romantic comedies .
where are you from ?
from georgia . you ?


i love photography. i enjoy spending a lot of money on my hobbies. i do not like waking up early. i like to use candles instead of lights. i love the sound of the rain.

hello how are you doing ?
tired how are you doing ?
i am doing alright . spent the day surfing . you ?
i worked on photographs all day
nice , are you a photographer ?
i have certainly spent enough money to call myself that . its a hobby !
that would be a fun hobby . i spend my time listening to country music .
the only sound i need is the sound of rain !
haha , i like the rain . but it makes it hard to go surfing .
yeah , on rainy days i stay inside and light a few candles , so relaxing !
and a nice hot bath and a good book . that would be very relaxing .
after a night like that i could sleep until noon !


i like rollerblading. i try to eat a balanced diet. i avoid eating sugar. i am caucasian. my favorite sport is hockey.

hello . how are you tonight ?
i am doing good . i have just been rollerblading .
i prefer more sedate hobbies like rock collecting and making art .
so you do not play sports ? not even hockey ? hockey is my favorite
i do not get much exercise . except while working at the gas station
i see . i try to avoid going into the gas station . too much sugary temptation .
i have a sports related story . i met peyton manning at kroger once .
that is so cool ! i wonder if they eat a balanced diet and avoid sugar too ;
being an athlete , i am sure he watches what he eats .
yes , i agree with that . so tell me , what do you look like ?
brown hair , thick glasses , kind of overweight . i read a lot .
i have brown hair too . makes me look extra pasty white . i like to read too
i prefer reading encyclopedias . i love encyclopedias . do you own a set ?
i do not but i should own one


i have one blue eye and one hazel eye. i am a cat owner. my brother is an archaeologist. i speak fluent italian. my mom is an osteopath.

hi there , how are you ?
hii i am good . how are you doing ?
i am a female . i just recently celebrated my 43rd birthday .
oh ok i work in pizza shop . i turned 21
i really enjoy going traveling !
i too i love travelling i love to go london . you ?
same ! i finally completed my two full sleeve tattoos a few days ago !
oh that is really nice . do you like pizza ?
i love pizza ! i recently cut my hair really short and dyed it all pink .
oh ! ok . what is your favourite dish ?
i really love round dishes .
i love animals ! i have one dog .
i love dogs , they are so adorable !
ok where are you from ?
i am from california usa what about you ?
i am from dubai . are you love music ?


i started a new job this year , which is helping me learn more about socialization. i take everything literally. i am very genuine , and don t like small talk. i have a very good memory.

good afternoon hope your having a good day
i am , thank you . tell me about your personality .
i am a college student and are concentrating on philosophy and history
ah , nice . i just started a new job .
oh really i am hoping to have a really great career
definitely . mine is really helping me learn more about socialization .
yeah i do not have a car right now so sometimes i take my bike to class
need to take the test ? the test is easy if your memory rocks like mine .
i take a lot of notes to prepare me on my recently bought laptop
thankfully , my memory is good enough that i do not need to take lots of notes .
i can not memorize information easily but my battery is not good now
are you a genuine person ? i am , so i must let you know something . . .
yes i am a genuine person and what would that be
i must go , unfortunately , because i do not care much for small talk .


i like to swim in the lake. i have been to every state except alaska. i like to visit places around the world. i like to paddle board.

hi how are you doing ?
i am doing good . i just got home from work . how about you ?
i am going good thanks . where are you from ?
i am an army brat , so i have been all over . i love traveling , so its great . you ?
my life is boring . . . i work for my parents
you can always change that ! i have been everywhere in the u . s . except for alaska .
i wish but they forced me into it
www . what do you like to do for fun ?
i like to take walks in the park . . read
what genres do you like to read ? i am really into self help books .
i have read alot of horror
that is awesome . are you into movies as well ?


i wish i didn t have to work. i enjoy writing for long periods of time. i have a strange obsession with pens. i like to think about what it would be like to be an artist. i wish i made more money.

hi . i usually vote as a democrat , but i voted for trump instead .
trump is making good money , wish i did .
me too . what work do you do ?
i work at a bank . what about you ?
i do detailed wood carving , my eye sight is perfect for it .
that sounds fun . i am into art and would love to do that .
cool , i also like swimming . i am tall and can jump high .
awesome . i also enjoy writing , i hope to write a book one day .
oh yes , that would be great . what topic for the book ?
i am not sure , maybe about art .
nice . what kind of art ? painting or sculptures .
mostly paintings but your wood work sounds cool .
i carve pine wood , its soft and you can shape it nicely .
what kind of stuff do you usually carve in it ?
mostly animals and family pictures . what do you like to paint ?
nature usually , i like to sit in a crowded park and just paint .


i cook every night. i am a soccer mom. i teach cheerleading in my spare time. i work for a online company from home.

i am trying to get a job in publishing .
oh that is good , i hear it has a really good future
what is your job outlook these days ?
well , i am happy with my current job , i am not looking to change or shift careers .
what is your favorite color ? mine is green
i really love violet , what is your favorite animal ?
i really like lions , do you wear glasses ? i have had them since i was a kid .
no , i have good vision . did you ever try using lenses ?
they are uncomfortable on my eyes , i do not like touching my eyes .
yes , i see . one of my kids wears lenses . he plays soccer .
soccer is fun , my mother taught me how to play , she is a librarian .
i am a soccer mum myself . so how did soccer benefit you ?
it taught me teamwork , sharing , and cooperation .
i do not know much about that as i work from home . what do you do ?


i always sleep 8 hours a day. i work as an electrician. i love hamburgers. i hate winter. i go running a lot.

hello , i just ate tex mex ! you ?
i just had some delicious hamburgers !
my dog tiki snuck some . do you have a dog ?
no , but i do like to go running . do you run with your dog ?
no , but i walk with my kindergartners at recess .
cool , i bet that is no fun in the winter .
not really , how much do you run ?
all the time ! except in the winter
cool , i used to run when i was in school for childhood education .
i am an electrician now . do you like teaching ?
scary ! yes i do very much !
yeah , that is why i sleep 8 hours every day
sleep is very important . do you work everyday ?
just about , it is a busy schedule . you only work 5 days ?
i do . my tiki misses me when i leave !
i bet . animals get attached .


i am 5 3 and am the shortest person in my family. my father is a school teacher , he teaches middle school. i have four siblings. i am the oldest sibling.

good morning ! its a beautiful day for taking pictures !
family pictures ! family is everything to me ! how big is yours ?
about average . i am the little brother with two older ones and mom and dad !
i am the oldest of 4 siblings , but the shortest . only 5 3 .
there is a girl in some of my freshman nyu classes who is shorter !
my father teaches middle school , and is only 5 4 . his students are taller
that can be rough . tell him to wear blue its a power color !
will do ! whats your major
criminology . what can i say i wear blue and bleed it to !
youre crazy . i would be having nightmares . i cannot watch crime tv show even
i probably am . i hope to get into crime scene photography . combine my passions !
well , someone has to do it . better u than me !


my eyes are bright blue. i have an above average iq. i do not have a college degree. i love to eat meat. i love the desert.

how is your weekend going ?
going fine . . how bt urs ?
its a nice break from working on trucks . what do you do ?
i work as a chef
nice . whats your favorite thing to make ?
i love the cuban sandwiches
yum . sounds delicious . i am hungry now !
you should try in austin . .
i will have to do that one day . i want to start taking vacations soon .
you better take it soon . . its a good whether now
we are saving up . maybe next year . . .
where are you from now ?


i work at home , editing. i have a cat. i hope to move out soon. i live at home with my dad and brother.

hi how are you today ?
i have been better . how about you ?
whats going on ? i am fine
i am looking for an apartment that takes cats
i also love cats how many ?
one , i am staying with my brother and dad . . . have to leave
i am sorry to hear that . do you read ?
often , i am an editor . how about you ?
i work with flowers all day
that sounds relaxing . what do you do for fun ?
i just sit in my parents basement
i know that feeling . i cannot wait to move .


my major is in business administration. i work at a daycare. my dad is a dentist and my mom is a teacher. i am a college student. i have been in a relationship for 2 years.

hi . . how was ur weekend ? ?
it was okay , but i am ready to get back to work
anything fun you did this weekend ? ?
i caught up on some school work . what about you ?
did a small performance in a school band
do you play an instrument ?
i am a lead guitar in our band
okay . do you work or are you in school ?
i am in my graduate year . .
well i am only a freshmen and working at a daycare
what kind of food you like ? ?
i like southern soul food mostly .
where are you from now ? ?
i am in arkansas . what about you ?
i am from austin tx
that is great , is your family still there ?


i went to college and graduated few years ago. i live in the city. now i also work at a bank. my father used to work for a bank.

hello . its nice to meet you . tell me a bit about yourself ?
hi ! well , i do not live in florida . thank god ! i live in pittsburgh . how about you ?
oh i know ! that is so scary . i am good . i live in illinois .
where do you work ? my dad was in banking . i am now filling his shoes .
i am an english teacher for now . but i would love to be a writer . do you like banking ?
i prefer camping , but when i graduated from pitt in 2014 , this job was open .
i know how that goes . my husband had a similar story .
your story is interesting . do you teach high school english ?
i do . its a great job and helps me provide for my daughters .
oh nice . how many daughters ? i have 3 all grown
i have 2 . i love them , but its been tough since my husband passed .
i am so sorry . my husband is seriously i will . you have my sympathy .
thank you . it means a lot to me . i will keep you in my thoughts .
blessings ! and good luck to you .


i drive a large , blue van. i love to recycle. i have two tattoos. i am a hippie.

hi . how are you doing ? i am married with kids . you ?
i drive a blue van
lol . what do you do in your blue van ? been to any wine tours recently ?
i can not really say
it is ok , i will not tell . you can trust me . really .
oh no , its too bad . i have tattoos
yes , tattoos are bad . definitely bad . i will warn my two sons about you .
oh good . wait , i am not bad
really ? ok . sometimes bad is good , right ? do you at least drink wine ?
no no , i cannot drink
oh , ok . so what do you do for fun , when not driving the blue van ?
i recycle alot of things
that is good . now i see you not bad . lol . do you find recycling fun ?
oh yes , great fun ! i recycle cats
how do you recycle a cat ? ? ? both my sons love cats by the way .
i love to rub against them


i am married. i love to read. teaching is my passion. my favorite place is the beach.

hello , do you like jess greenberg ? she is my favorite singer .
i am sorry , i am not familiar with her . i enjoy reading
that is okay . reading is nice too . what do you do for a living ?
i am a teacher . i am quite passionate about it . what about you ?
i am a freelancer . last week i cleaned gutters for money .
do you enjoy doing that type of work ?
no but it allows me to do the things i do enjoy , like archery .
i understand . where do you go to enjoy archery ?
the woods and there is an archery center near my house .
that is great . do you live alone or are you happily married ?
i am happily engaged . how do you get around ? i drive a motorcycle .
i want to buy a new car but my husband is being a stiff .
you should get a bike too . but do not get a harley .
why not a harley ? what about an indian bike ?
i am not sure what you mean by indian bike .
indian motorcycles ? you should look them up they are better harleys


i would travel the world if i could. i like listening to all genres of music except country music. i like spending time with my friends and family. i like to read a lot of books.

hi my impala is named winchester
hi there , how are you ?
fine i love classic radio when i give it a bath
i really wish i could travel the world .
i fish during the spring n fall . . any hobbies ?
i do not like country music , other than that i love listening to all other genres !
if i could i would live somewhere its summer year round
spending quality time with my friends and family is important to me .
i have my mom and brother but no other family
reading a lot of books is my passion .
i read books and comics
what kind of books do you read ?
tom clancy n some james patterson
nice ! those are some good ones .
i met james at a signing once
lucky you ! that sounds awesome .


i deliver baked goods in the state where i live. my wife and two kids camp with me. i spend my weekends camping. i am a truck driver. my favorite hobby is playing recreational baseball.

just taking a break from sleepless in seattle while i whip up a batch of humus .
i almost thought you said humans
rofl . in which case i would be watching hinnible lector
i guess so lol ! i like baking . . . whipping me up a batch of cookies
oh no ! not refined sugar ! ! ! you should use honey instead of sugar much healthier !
i know , i know ! the kids love it though . they wo not stand for honey !
my kids are all at college now . i have taken up teaching yogo to fill the empty nest .
good for you . i have a long way to go . . . and many more miles in my trucking job
trucking oh my ! greasy diners . cramped up . for me its yoga poetry
yeah , i try to stretch the legs some with recreational baseball . helps pass time .
different strokes , huh ? we would make quite the comedic pair in a romantic movie !
i have to pass up the offer . still happily married .


i take medication. i swim often. i run track. i wear glasses all day.

i love all genre of music form rock to rap and you ?
hi i am kevin . how are you today ?
i am cool i got 5 kids who likes to watch movie
do you like swimming i go alot .
yes i love swimming i also do crafts and some stuff for the kid .
that is awesome ! i also love running and jumping hurdles
lets do it sometimes if you want and then after that we can watch movie
what type of movie ? i like action movies .
any movie will be fine just tell me and we will download it or watch it .
i need a big tv because because my vision sucks .
its ok we can get mine and watch over your house . how small is your tv ?
i have a 60 inch its great .
wow that is big enough for my 5 kids i hope i can bring them along .
of course kids are great .
how many kids do you have ? do they love movies and music ?
of course kids are great .


my father is dead. my boyfriend is in the army. my hair is short. i play piano. my favorite color is yellow.

hi , how is it going ?
not to good . i am sad i cant be with my boyfriend .
oh . i am sorry to hear that . i am not seeing anyone .
he serves in the military overseas .
oh , my father was in the navy , but then he became a cop .
wow that is awesome . my father passed away recently .
oh no , i am so sorry .
he used to love to hear me play the piano .
oh . my man hobby is cycling .
that is cool . i want to by a yellow bike to go cycling .
oh fun . my bike is black .
i recently cut my hair short so i can do outdoor activities
oh . i have black hair , what color is yours ?
i have blonde hair with pink highlights
oh . when will your bf be back ?
he should be back after his tour in afghanistan


i am a member of the ymca. i am allergic to cats. i love scary movies. i am learning to play the piano.

hi there , how is your evening going ?
great i just got home from the ymca where i am a member
that is magical ! do not you wish so much that magic was real ?
i do . i would like some magic to take away my allergy to cats .
maybe you should ask santa at christmas . christmas is the best ! ! ! !
i agree about that , i got a piano last christmas and i am learning to play .
i got my daughter a piano too . it came in the mail . i love getting mail !
wow , that was a big package . do you like movies ?
i know . it was great . yeah i love fantasizing i am in the movies
neato . my favorite movies are scary ones are you in any of those ?
the nightmare before christmas counts right ?
lol , of course it does . do you have any pets ?
no , just my daughter and i !
i have a pet cow . it is unusual i know .
what is their name ? ! d
bessie is her name . original huh ? lol


i have a golden retriever. my favorite book is pride and prejudice. my favorite subject in school is math. i like to play soccer. i have a little sister.

hi , do you own a honda like me ?
do not like to drive my dog would enjoy for a ride
candy is something i like a lot
candy is good it october . little sister game today got to go see her play soccer
as a woman , i am hilarious
that good tell me about you i just got a dog he amazing
i own kittens , three of them
sound nice what names and hold up i am just reading into this book so give me time
sure , what is your favorite color ?
blue trying to count in my word book
i love red , reminds me of summer time .
what you do in the summer and why like red
i really like waffles too
do you like to read
i make hot dogs for a living .
well you should read on your break


i am a boy. i play ice hockey. i go to high school. i live in the united states. math is my favorite subject.

whats up , how is your week this far ?
pretty busy with school and sports what about you
my parents just hit 102 and 105 . my 6 brothers and i are stressing
wow that is pretty amazing though
yea its awesome . they are doing well its just we do not know what to expect
yeah whats their secret to their long life ?
honestly nothing . lol neither one ate healthy and they both did their fair share
wow they really just got lucky then
yea . they just knew how to live i guess . happiness is more important to them
that is the best ! do you see them alot
not like i should . with my wife being deaf , its hard sometimes
ah that can be hard do you have kids
no we do not have any kids , but trying out these new hearing aids recently
that is cool do they work better


my family owned a small restaurant. i like to cook. when i retire i want to open a bakery. i work 9 to 5 job. sometimes i volunteer at the soup kitchen.

hi how are you tonight ?
hi ! kind of tired from working 9 to 5 , how about you ?
i am a musician so i do not work 9 5 took lessons since i was 5
nice , i just enjoy cooking . sometimes i volunteer at the soup kitchen
that is cool . i wish i could be home more to work on the songs i write
my family used to own a little restaurant so i am used to it
what cuisine was the restaurant ?
french cuisine ! so when i retire i want to open a french bakery
sounds fun . i love sweets and breads .
yeah they are delicious . i always stop by a bakery after work
i love hot croissants and almond croissants .
i would definitely have those at my bakery ! could even play your music there


my favorite band is hop along. my father used to be a mechanic. i like to play video games. i am a musician. i have been working the same job for two years.

hi there , kids are my responsibility
hello , i was under the impression that is what all parents do .
but my husband do not want to
wow . are you employed ? i play video games for a living .
nope , that s the hard part . but ice cream makes me forget
ice cream is awesome , especially the banana .
banana flavored ice cream so ?
i am sorry , i do not understand your question statement .
oh nevermind about it . so what you do for fun
i play music , and video games .
and what else ? you go school
i am employed . do you do anything ?
nothing except doing everything to live my kids
nice . do you listen to rap ?
i do if i have a chance to
hop along is my current favorite , tupac will always rule .


my favorite flower is a rose. i live in a small apartment in new york. i have a small pet cat. i am twenty one years old. i am currently going to school to be an artist.

hello hope you are having a great afternoon . how are you ?
i am great just lounging with my cat and you ?
spending some time with my two kids in my country town . i love cats
i am a city girl , new york to be exact
i have been to new york . my uncle lived on long island
cool . i attend art school here . what do you do for a living ?
i am into robotics . i paint landscapes in oil in my spare time
robotics sounds like an exciting job
it is fun like playing with big toys . what do you do for fun ?
i paint portraits down at the pier and i love the ocean
i love the ocean too . do you paint seascapes ?
i have painted a few
that is awesome do you sell many of your works ?
i have but i want to paint pictures that are museum worthy
i wish you all the luck in your art
thank you so very much


i work at mcdonald s. i watch youtube videos. i have brown hair. i like sleeping.

hi names oreo and i love video games
wow that is an interesting name . i like youtube !
i learn guitar from youtube
oh cool ! do you like mcdonalds ?
i am so alone since mom passed
did your mom like mcdonalds ?
she used to collect happy meal toys but she is why i love culinary
that is awesome . i work at mcdonalds . what color was her hair ?
black like olives which i use in my 5 cuisine cooking
oh nice ! my hair is brown . is your hair black too ?
no mine is red i dye it alot
oh red like ronald mcdonald hair ! do you like to sleep ?
i own a dog his name is ron
does he like to sleep ? i like to sleep with my dog .
he knows my bed is for me alone
oh okay . where does he sleep ?


i like to go out to the bars. i enjoy dating women. i like to go to the gym and work out. i am retired.

hi there , how are you today ?
i am fine , a little tired though . how are you ?
why so ? i am feeling good . just got back from singing in church choir
that sounds nice . have a few health issues and fatigue is part of it .
i am sorry . my 3 kids give me fatigue half the time , not that it compares .
ll , yes kids can be tiring . what things do you do for fun ?
well , being from the south , i like to drive my truck !
that can be fun . how old are your kids ?
one year triplets ! after being raised on a trailer park , we now need a house !
oh wow ! ! triplets , that is amazing ! i can understand needing the house .
it really is amazing ! ! i hope they grow up loving hot wings as much as me !
good luck with the house and the children .


the name of my team is the baltimore ravens. i am an athlete. i play football. my position is linebacker. i had 128 tackles last year.

hello how are you doing
i am great , my team is winning !
what team ? what sport are you into ?
i love the ravens from baltimore . i also play the game . you ?
i played football as a kid , i do love to watch it .
i was a serious linebacker , best on my team .
do you ever go hiking ? i enjoy it
yes , i am an amazing athlete , i have the most tackles ever 128 in one year .
what level of football are you referring to ? high school , college , ?
professional , played six years in baltimore .
what is you name so i can look up your stats
tim williams , what is your name ?
ray lewis , i have never heard of you
thanks . what are you doing tomorrow ?
drinking 10 cups of tea then go hiking
amazing . i drink 11 cups , but hey i am a real man .


basketball is my favorite sport to watch. ferrari is my favorite car company. i work out daily. i like watching sports. i own many cars.

hi there how are you doing today ?
i am good . just watching some basketball . how are you ?
i do not usually like sports but i do archery
bows and arrows are cool . i bet you gotta be pretty fit to shoot a bow .
definitely , i am working in an office right now
yeah i work in an office too . selling ferraris .
i have to practice when i can i am getting very talented
that is cool . do you like cars ?
cars are pretty cool i guess
i own a bunch of cars . its kind of a problem . lol
sounds expensive ! archery equipment can be quite pricey too
it would be cool to shoot a bow from a ferrari
yeah that would be very cool and sounds like a challenge .
what else do you like to do ?


my favorite drink is cuba libre. i work as a stand up comedian. i had a gig at local theater last night. i did a few small roles in tv series.

hey how are you doing ?
good currently drinking one of my fave drinks . its a cuba libre
cool , what is your fav tv show ?
i enjoy a new show called living with martin . but i am biased cuz i am in it
wow you are a part of the show ?
yea but i only play in a few small roles . not a star yet lol
that is still really cool ! i fav show is the walking dead
never seen it . i will have to check it out .
its really entertaining , i also love to read do you ?
i do in my spare time . i am usually out late though . i am a comedian as well
wow , you have an interesting life there , do you like harry potter books ?
i read the very first one back in the day . but never read the rest
oh okay cool , they are my fav books
i did a gig at a local theater yesterday . it was pretty crazy
i would like to see one of your show
yea come check it out in hollywood . i am listed !


i have a small beagle dog who i call droopy. i use third party programs to read portable documents instead of adobe. i love eating shrimp , and i like to dip them into barbecue sauce. i enjoy watching videos on youtube. i enjoy eating pumpkins.

i am so very sad . can i come live with you ?
oh no what is wrong ? as long as we can watch youtube videos all day ;
that is fine , i am tired of being alone , an orphan
oh so sad , i am sorry . my beagle keeps my company , his name is droopy
can i come ? i am not far away , new new mexico
i travel for shrimp fishing job . i love them dipped in bbq . . do you ?
not really , but i would eat them like that for you
what about pumpkins . . do you eat those like i do ?
i could . i am not too basic though
so what do you eat
bread , milk , water , cheap rice
poor thing , you need to try pumpkins , straight from my garden , so good ! !
well maybe i will if you let me move in
okay , so youre gonna help out in the garden too right ?
yes , i have not ever had a garden before
alot of work , but very rewarding ! !


i love to play basketball. my wife is a hairdresser. i work in car sales. i drive an acara. my favorite beer is coors.

hi
hey , how are you ?
doing okay just got off work
what do you do for a living ?
i am a mechanic in california
i am a car salesman ! what do you do for fun ?
i love to surf what do you like to do
playing basketball is my favorite .
that sounds fun , do you have any pets
i do not , do you ?
i have a german shepard named duke
how old is he ?


i like to cook breakfast on sundays. i work in tv. i am a lesbian. i love to sing. i do not treat my girlfriend very well.

hi how is your day going this morning
i am doing well . how about you ? busy doing any of your hobbies this morning ?
that sounds relaxing . i am getting ready to go to an art museum
fun ! i am planning for breakfast tomorrow . i love cooking it on sundays for my girlfriend
that is nice of you to cook
i admit that i do not always treat her well , so i do not mind . what do you do ?
i just finished my degree from princeton to become a lawyer
wow ! congrats ! i do work in the tv field and i enjoy singing
what kind of music do you sing ?
anything , really . what are you doing this evening ?
i am packing for my annual vacation
how fun ! i meet some people who do not like lesbians like me .


i enjoy shopping online. i used to work for monsanto. i am a mother. i read fantasy fiction novels.

how are you doing today ?
great . just doing some online shopping . looking at fiction novels . you ?
well , i just got back from the animal shelter
animals are cool . i love dogs , i consider mine my kids . dog mommy .
that is cool ! i just also got from helping my mom at the bank
i work for monsanto . well , used to . they are after me now .
i love ravioli ! why are they after you ?
i put out a deadly supply of corn seed . part of a terror plot on inda .
well , you know , i speak french
1 sec . placing my amazon order . i really enjoy prime . ok , bonjour .
what are you getting on amazon ?
a rubber message wand . duct tape . olive oil . dog collar . usual stuff .
i do not think tape is usual !
it is pretty much a monthly order of mine . just me and my dogs .
is prime that worth it ?
all jokes aside . it really is . if you order even once a month , it is worth it .


i am a gymnast. my favorite coffee is french vanilla. i have been dating my boyfriend for over 10 years. i have a black and white cat named cow. i hate the feeling of chalk.

hello , how are you doing today ?
i am doing good . i am just drinking my favorite coffee right now .
oh cool , i play guitar at a coffee shop in my town . what do you do ?
i have been a gymnast for 3 years its really fun
i have been working at the shop for about 2 years . do you like video games ?
just a little but my boyfriend loves them . do you have any pets ?
no , but my dad was a mechanic and there were some cats that hung around his shop . yourself ?
yeah i have a cat named cow because she is black and white .
that is do cute . do you have a favorite band ? mine is hop along .
i do not i just listen to a bit of everything
do you have a favorite type of food ?
i love tacos . how about you ?


i am a night owl , but i am an introvert so i do not go out much or anything. i am a graduate student studying law. i like playing ultimate in the park with my guys sometimes. i live in new york and i love the local shops around here.

hey what are you doing ?
not bad . i just got done playing ultimate in the new york park with guys .
that sounds fun . i just got an iphone 7 so i am messing with it
nice ! do you know much about tech things ? i just like to shop locally .
not really i am a food critic
yum . i am a law student about to graduate . your job is better !
yea haha a food critic with an allergy to seafood . i will trade ya
that is a problem . my biggest problems i stay up late and most shops are closed .
yea my dad was the same way he worked 11 hour days
not me . i just do not go out much anymore . how about you ?
its too cold to go out here so i just stay here and drink hot chocolate
hot chocolate for the food critic . good thing you are not lactose intolerant .
i know right haha . well its getting late here
i know , i am wide awake now ! hope you can get some good rest .
i will , i will just think about when my mom used to read me bedtime stories
oh , the good ole days !


i go to yoga. i aspire to be a millionaire. watching sports is fun. i used to be a meat eater but i m now a vegan. my favorite sport is hockey.

hello , how are you today ?
i am great watching a hockey game . what are you doing ?
i am just about to leave class . i am tired .
what school are you attending ?
not school . i teach aerobics and yoga classes .
i love yoga ! do you teach bikram ? vinyasa ?
no i do not . i do ride horses . do you ?
i love horses . i would like to purchase an arabian when i am a millionaire .
yes a great choice . i have to feed my dogs to .
how many dogs do you have ?
2 chihuahuas . shelby and esquire
i love dogs too . do you take them to the groomers or do it yourself ?
i take them to the groomers . they love to go to the beach with me .
i love the beach , do you live near one ?
no but i go to panama beach when i do . i gather seashells .
panama beach , is that in florida ?


i have trouble getting motivated. i have bad luck with relationships. i daydream during work. i slack off on my homework.

hello ! i like movies . what is your favorite movie ?
i watch all movies instead of doing my homework .
homework is important , but i love the movie pretty woman .
pretty woman was something else , gave me bad luck with women .
i am sorry to hear that . what do you enjoy doing ?
i just daydream about flying and stuff .
flying is cool ! reading is my thing . do you have a cell phone ?
yes i spend all day on my cell instead of being motivated .
i happen to have two phones that are smartphones , so i can relate .
that would not help with my slacking problem .
very true ! what about food . what kind do you like ?
i like tacos and pizza
not for me . i happen to be a vegan .
well that explains a lot .


i like to go to the casino on weekends. i am a financial analyst for a brewery. i have tried 35 different types of beer in my lifetime. i have been to 7 countries in europe and 3 countries in asia. i have been married for 6 years.

hi how are you doing ?
i am doing well , and yourself ?
i am good thanks for asking
what do you do for a living ? i work at a brewery like peter griffin lol .
i am a fright truck driver
cool , ever go to the casinos on the weekends ? i might have seen you .
yes i go on occasions
do you ever travel to other countries ?
only around the state . . . and u ?
i have traveled to 7 countries in europe and 3 in asia .
that is is vey impressive wow
my job at the brewery has blessed me financial to allow me .
how many types of beer have you tried ? 35 maybe ?
that is spot on correct answer .


we will be traveling to niagra falls for our honeymoon. we are getting married in a park. my family hates my fiancé. my dog is the ring bearer.

good afternoon , how are you doing ?
i am getting married tomorrow
congrats ! what kind of beer are you serving ? i work for a brewery .
bud light and miller light is on the menu
ah . okay . i prefer the 35 craft beers we brew to the mass produced stuff .
we are saying i do in a park
how wonderful . is it near a casino ?
my sweet puppy will have the rings
www that is adorable . where are you going for the honeymoon ?
hopefully to niagra falls i have never been
i am going backpacking in s . america for mine .
my family is against the marriage
that is too bad and their loss . you will enjoy niagara falls .
yes it is there loss and thank you
is your fiances family more accepting ?
yes they adore me but who would not ahahah


i love sweets. i sleep a lot. i cs and ds. i am in high school. i love bruno mars.

i have a serious problem . but i eat my vegetables all the time .
oh . ok . i do not really like veggies , love my sweets !
i use too lol i love going fishing
lol tried fishing once , but i fell asleep . love my naps .
next weekend i am thrilled to go hiking i love it
that is cool . i am making a bruno mars fan vid next weekend . ll !
i speak his language , well at least i think i do
all his songs are in english i think . ink i got a c in english .
ll darn , i gotta stop wasting my families money on habits
i gotta stop wasting my time sleeping ! ll no ones perfect
i thought he was native a hispanic ? i could be wrong
he was born in hawaii . hoping i can visit there when i graduate highschool
i wish we were chatting on the phone instead . its easier . 2
ink i love texting even though i am a bad at spelling apparently .


i love disney movies. i love to dance. ariel is my favorite princess. i am in high school. i am on a competitive dance team.

whats up man , hows it going ?
not much , just dancing for my school
oh that is cool . hows the dancing ?
what are you up to these days
nothing much . feeding my cats and dog . annoying bunch haha
i like dancing to disney movies
i do not like running when i am walking my dog . i do not like running in general
ariel is the best princess character for disney
i wanna see her play baseball . i love baseball . playing or watching
i do not like running either just dancing in my high school
youre in high school ? i have kids in high school
yes in garde 12 for the second time
wow your kid is dumb haha . i really love the orange color
yes i like orange color as well


i am engaged to be married. i love animals and like working with them. i am a history buff. i am in a local theater company.

hi how are you today ?
i am doing well , thank you . and you ? how is the weather ?
its a little rainy but we are safe . you ?
i am glad to hear that . it is sunny here and the leafs are changing
what are your hobbies then ?
i greatly enjoy going to productions on the weekends . is that your thing ?
i am mostly with my family when i am free . kids ?
unfortunately no . that is why i have time for productions . maybe someday
fair enough . i am all about that family . food ?
family is wonderful . i home someday . i am a big foodie . italian . you ?
yeah my family goes bowling then we get food
bowling is great . do you ever go to the zoo together ?


i hate red meat. my hair is brown and curly. i love to surf. i love watching sunsets. i live near the ocean.

hello ! tell me about yourself . i live in pa , just moved from va .
i live in southern california , right near the ocean .
sounds awesome ! any hobbies ? i really enjoy reading .
surfing is how i spend all my free time .
cool , you must be in great shape . i have fibromyalgia , so i cannot really surf .
i am sorry to hear that , that has to be rough .
yeah , i think the winters here in pa are going to be hard on me .
yeah , cold and joint pain does not mix well .
true . and i grew up on a farm , so its hard being so restricted in activities now .
i hear you , my family owns a farm in west virginia . its hard work .
yes , it is . what do you do for work now ?
i actually wait tables in a restaurant , you ?
i am on disability , but i also do beadwork and beadwork patterns that i sell .
that is pretty neat . art stuff is calming to me .


i sell real estate and wait tables on the weekends. i am the youngest of 8 kids. my guilty pleasure is mcdonald. i have a close circle of friends i would do anything for. i never stop looking for love.

good morning . tracy retail manager here . please to meet you .
hello , i am brenda i sell commercial real estate .
you go girl ! you work long hours too ? sunsets perk me up though .
yes i do ! but mcdonald always perks me . i have to let it go , but cannot .
i hear ya . i am doing sixty a week but i live to watch the sun come up .
wow , and i thought i was busy . i also wait tables on the weekends .
whoa ! you seem like an all around woman . i work , eat then sleep .
i try . it is hard to have a romantic life , but i will never stop looking .
your prince will find you . you just keep on doing what you are doing .
thanks tracy , you are so nice !
i try . ll . you thought about selling real estate online ?
no , it never crossed my mind . that could give me more free time .
it was nice talking to you . take care .
you do the same friend


i am a model building enthusiast. i recently lost both my parents to an automobile accident. i love going to comedy clubs. i m originally from london , england.

hi how are you today
hi . not so good . my parents recently died in a car accident .
i am sorry to hear that
thanks . comedy clubs have been keeping me laughing . i love them .
do you go often then
as much as i can . most times i am model building . how are you ?
making models of what then
buildings from london , england since that is where i am from . where are you from ?
i am from mexico like the food
i like the food ! can you cook all the good mexican foods too ?
yeah that is my favorite kind of food
anything else you want to tell me about yourself ?
i am a nurse for work
that is an excellent profession . for how long ?
for 20 years now honestly
i admire that . i wanted to be a nurse but that did not happen .


i enjoy shopping. i have two tattoos. i have a cat named speckles. my favorite hobby is knitting.

hello . red is my favorite color . i have a red car and wear red lipstick .
hello i am ray from florida
hi ray . how are you ? i also wear red shoes and wear red clothes .
i just got 2 tattoos of my cat his name is speckles
oh , how sweet is that ? ! i also love that name .
my cat and i just sit together and knit all the time
do you knit red sweaters and does he wear a red collar ?
so do you by everything that is red ?
of course . red is my favorite color . what is yours ?
i will knit you a red sweater , after i go shopping
oh how kind of you ! ! what a nice friend you are .
blue is mine , what is your hobby ?
i just like to drive all day in my red car . listening to music .
well maybe you could pick me and speckles up for a ride
yes . i will be there promptly !
great , i will have your red sweater ready for you


i have 2 kids. i am very short. i hate tomatoes. i am a female.

hello , how are you doing today ?
hi , i am doing okay how are you today ?
i am great . but i work at a restaurant which is stressful . . .
i bet restaurants can become very busy ! i have twin boys so i understand
wow that is crazy . i work with my two brothers . who are also twins !
yeah that is crazy . are your brothers tall ? i hope my boys don not get my height
we are all very short italians . how tall are you ?
i am 5 foot 3
well , that is not too short . do you have a job ?
no i am a stay at home mom my husband takes care of the bills
that is nice . do you want to go to work when the boys are older ?
i might part time not sure yet . where do you work ?
at the restaurant with my brothers , remember ?
oh yeah i do sorry about that . short term memory i guess
haha , it is ok . what kind of car do you drive ? i have an audi .
i have a dodge challenger and a van i use the van when they have games


i take care of my grandmother on weekdays. i work at an insurance firm. i am divorced and looking to date. i have two children , a boy and a girl.

hello ! i work as a librarian . what do you do ?
i am an insurance agent at an insurance firm
nice ! in pittsburgh where i reside , there are lots of firms .
what is pittsburg like , do you have family there ?
i do . we love attending many concerts and events .
nice ! i live in new mexico , with my grandmother
no italian food in new mexico , huh ? its my favorite !
maybe not italian , but pretty great pizza !
oh really ? i have never been to new mexico before .
its okay , i got divorced and moved to care for my grandmother .
whats wrong with your grandmother ?
she is just old and not as able bodied , she needs help during the week
that is nice of you to care for her .
thank you , its nice because the kids get to be close to her


i hope to be a football player when i grow up. my favorite food is spaghetti and meatballs. i am currently in elementary school. my favorite band is one direction. my mom is a professional tennis player.

so so so ready to go
ready to go where ? are you taking me to see one direction ! ?
sure if we can get pizza
and spaghetti and meatballs right ? 1d and that would make the best night
food is so so good . it is so bad
my mom says too much is bad for her . she plays tennis professionally
my mom is so annoying
is she . i am only in elementary school you know ?
you poor thing , why are you working ?
because i want to be a football player when i get older
oh ok . i like football
what else do you like ?
chicken hens perch on a wire
i do not know what that means , but cool


i got married 10 years later. i escaped and later became a carpenter. i was the first born child. my favorite color is red. i was a slave for 10 years.

hey . hows things . all good ?
yes pretty good i love the color red .
that reminds me of spicy food
for 10 years i was like a slave wanting spicy foods .
slave . tell me about it
being the first born child i would cook spicy food at my parents restaurant .
that is great . got to run off the fats though
finally i escaped being a cook went to school .
that is nice . gotta get a camera
10 years later i got married . i was once a photographer .
oh yes . that is a good job
finally i settled on carpenter who escapes sometimes to take photos .
that is a great job too
yes , i love making things .


my mind is set on things above. i trust in god. i am weak and selfish , but i want to change. my heart hurts from a broken relationship.

hi how are you tonight ?
i am sad , i have just broken up with my boyfriend
i am sorry to hear that . what happened ?
i am not sure , but i feel that god will help
you should read to distract yourself
that sounds good , i will try to do that . thank you .
no problem . swimming helps too
swimming is nice ! i agree
what are your other hobbies then ?
i have none , i am always sad
ah someone else will come soon
yea , for sure , i hope so


my mother is a teacher. i live in an apartment. my favorite color is blue. i am one of four siblings.

hey ! how are you ? just finished a gaming tournament , i am drained !
oh my gosh , that is awesome ! ! what game do you play ? i am good ! chilling at apartment
sounds relaxing . i am a big big fan of league of legends . i play professional
that is great ! have you always been a gamer ?
yeah ! since a kid , i would usually play before bed , and just kept getting better
i did not game much because my mom was strict about homework and bedtimes , her being a teacher
my ex girlfriend used to hate it lol . i would spend money flying to tournaments lol
oh haha , i am sorry . do you still keep in contact ?
only on facebook , if that counts lol . what grade does your mom teach ?
she teaches third grade . she taught all four of us , my siblings
that is really cool , i would love for my mom to teach me in school
really ? it was kind of embarrassing sometimes
yeah , i could see that . my best friends sister was my teacher once .
oh wow ! ! was she a good teacher ?


i have an above average iq. i do not have a college degree. i love the desert. my eyes are bright blue. i love to eat meat.

hey ! what did you do today ?
hi ! was reading books and browse the internet . what about you ?
i actually went for a swim earlier . its so hot outside !
where are you ? hope not in florida !
no i am not thankfully . i am in arizona , but my dad is from india . mom from greece
hmm . interesting mix . do you speak urdu or hindi ? what about greek language ?
i speak greek . my mom taught me . my dad taught me how to cook indian cuisine
love indian quinine ! i have a lot of indian and pakistani friends .
its my favorite , and very fun to cook . its fun getting the right spices intermingled
i like kofta dish and the way they cook meat in masala with all the spices
absolutely delicious . i think i will make it tonight . what are your plans ?
not sure . may be will go out to eat sone desert . i have a sweet tooth .


i never met my parents. i own a mansion that i do not live in. i am a genius and know over 300 languages. i never went to school.

hi there ! me and my dog benji here .
hi i wish i had a dog
they are pretty awesome . keeps me company while i am job searching !
what kind of job are you looking for
anything really . what kind of work do you do ?
i made a lot of good investments a while ago i am just relaxing now
that sounds awesome ! maybe i should look into that .
yeah i have a bunch of houses that i just rent out now
out of 3 of us siblings , i am the only one that does not do real estate .
that is interesting how many languages do you know
just english . how many do you know ?
just about 300 its kind of a hobby


my feet smell. i have brown eyes. my mother was a weightlifter. i have blonde hair.

hello , how are you doing today ?
i am well , but i have to say my feet have been extra funky smelling !
oh no i am in nursing school anything i can help with
that is the only symptom ! they just smell , terrible and i keep washing them !
well they say if u sweat a lot it can cause it
my mother , she was a former professional weightlifter , said the same thing !
in my free time i take ballet , my feet stink to .
i have always wanted to take ballet ! how fun ! she wanted me to be a weightlifter
but being an only child , i am not use to smelly feet .
my mother had smelly feet too , she gave me that quality , and brown eyes , and blonde hair .
we went to church my mom taught sunday school .
that is really sweet , i went to sunday school growing up .


my favorite hero is superman. my name is todd. i love comic books. i want to grow up to be a superhero one day. i am 8 years old.

hello , how are you ? i am fine and live in new york .
good i am todd i like comics especially spiderman
i am studying to be a graphic artist , but i have never really done cartoons .
that is a good profession i am not sure what i wanna be yet
this is my last year of school . are you still in school ?
yes i am in school still . do you like football ?
i am not really into sports . i have a tiny kitty , how about you ?
i have a puppy dog that i really like
i live in a tiny apartment , so a dog is out of the question .
makes sense i am sorry you cant have a puppy they are really cute
well , my cat is adorable . what is your puppy named ?
his name is rex he is a hound dog
my cat is named nugget because of her golden fur .
oh that is pretty neat what do you have planned today ?
i am having a birthday dinner . i turned 21 recently .
oh happy birthday did you get any presents ? i love presents


i am blind. i once drove a car ! my friend told me what to do while i drove. i have a job as a dj at a radio station. i have many friends. i use a cane to help me get around.

hey my name is hanna
hello nice to meet you i have three other friends with that name
awesome , i have lives all over the usa but never met another hanna
i have a lot of friends around the world i work as a dj
i want to travel teh world one day , i used to be a nurse
have you ever worked with blind people ?
no i work with babies , but my cat kj is blind in one eye
i am but that do not stop me i drive a car once !
you are a smart blind person , you learned driving is so easy lol
lol but my friend was telling me everything to do
that is a good friend , you should cook for them . i truly enjoy cooking
then i will need to bring out my cane while i move around the kitchen
get out that cane and spice it up
any good recipe i should try ?
cereal is the breakfast of kings !
that is a very true statement


i am a mother of two beautiful boys. my family and i go camping every month. i love to go horseback riding whenever i can. my favorite artist is justin bieber.

hi ! how are you doing today ?
i am doing well . my jablon and my bryant my boys just went down for a nap
that must mean it is a good time to chat ! my mom and i played baseball together
oh yeah ? sounds fun . yeah i love my beautiful children , but mamas need breaks too
they do ! are you a single mother ? my mom was
no , but sometimes i feel like i am . do not have time for things i like
maybe you can get your boys a ferret
oh no , they do not need it . only animals they might get is a horse
but that is so much more work ! i like salt water fish also
wow you love animals ! horses are worth it though . i wish i could ride everyday
i am slighly allergic , but also to peanuts
gotta be careful with that . last month we saw kid almost die while camping . peanuts !
whoa scary ! did you hang your clothes out to try while camping ?
no we save it up for laundry . we only sing blebs on laundry day ! fam tradition


my favorite music genre is rock. i hope to travel the world one day. my hobbies include photography and hiking. i have two pet dogs.

hi how are you this evening ?
alright at work now so could be better lol
yea , i do not like work either !
lol so wut do u like doing
i feel i am kind of a free spirit who lives off the land
so kind of like a hobo
no , more like a gypsy , i learn from my parents
ic i would like to travel the world someday any places you think i should visit
i would really suggest italy it is beautiful .
any sites in particular i should see
venice for sure , what do you do for fun ?
i like photography and hiking
sounds fun ! i enjoy time with family .
cool you have any pets i have 2 dogs


i like to keep my stockpile organised. i love to save money. i donate any overstock to charity. i am a couponed. i shop several times a week.

i love my french bulldog macy
is it expensive to have a dog ? sounds expensive .
yes my foot size is a 10
did you pay full price for your shoes ?
i did i went to sears
i do not like to pay full price for things that i buy
i do not either but these were cute
there is always something better to do with the leftover money , something that will help everyone .
oh i agree charities are the best
i agree with you , i donate as much as possible
i am listening to red hot chilli peppers
i am listening to a new band i discovered called cold cave
is it awesome ? i bet it is
its pretty good , something a little different


i have lived a very sheltered life. i m about to go off to college at a very liberal school soon. i plan to raise hell and sew my wild oats. i am 17. i go to a catholic high school in new england.

i am a scientist , i have a lab
how are you doing today
i am 5 when my parents taught me how to be a vegan
what do you like about being a vegan
my 2 brothers are same as mine .
what do you like about life
it gives me some sort of a fulfillment .
i wish that i felt that way
sleeping in is what i usually do
i can not sleep too well
what do you do in life ?
i do not do much of anything
try experimenting on what you like
i do not like much of anything