i also like to mountain bike. i love to hike. i am an environmental activist. i have visited 12 national parks in the us.

hey there ! hows it going ? ?
oh you know , living the dream . how are you ?
busy ! 5 kids keep you on your toes haha ! plans for weekend ?
hiking mostly i may go for a bike ride if the weather is nice
its been soooo nice out i go outside and sketch most days ! i will draw anything
you ever draw any national parks ? i have been to 12 in all my travels
that is amazing ! i stay local on account of the kids , 5 are a handful
yeah i can imagine . 2 is enough for me
i just love babies so much i miss them when they are little , they grow too quick
that is true . all my friends are now having babies on purpose . its wild .
haha ! ! you gonna travel any more anytime soon ?
oh yes once the wildfires are controlled in oregon i will head out that way


i have been at my job for seven years. i like to read. i am a vegan. i love country music. i love the beach.

hey there . how is your night going ?
good . just listening to some country music . you ?
i just rinsed the gel out of my hair and am listening to metal music .
sounds like we are on the opposite ends of the music spectrum .
that it does . each to their own though .
true enough . what are your other interests ?
well , i am in a metal band . i collect motorcycles , leather jackets and boots .
sounds interesting . i enjoy spending time on the beach and enjoy reading books .
nice . have you read anything good lately ?
i was just looking through a vegan cookbook . do you like to cook ?
i do . i went to culinary school . . . definitely not a vegan though p
i love vegetables ! i know that not everyone shares that point of view .
veggies are certainly excellent . i just like them on the plate next to my meat .
to each their own , right ?


i love helping people. i retired so i can spend more time with my husband and helping people. my favorite food is pasta. i live in a rural area.

hello . tell me about you
hi , i am a mother and grand mother
nice . i like to eat spicy stuff . and swim
that nice , i love eating hot food also
my mom does house maid work .
that good norther wrong with that
i do not have any siblings . you ?
yes five sisters and seven brothers
wow ! i have gone to mexico .
that good i hope you enjoy it
yes . i have been to europe also . you ?
cool , i hope to do a lots of traveling soon
yes . you should , it is fun .
hope to retired soon so i can do that


i play guitar. i am a michigan state trooper. i love chocolate cake with extra frosting. i have two siberian huskies.

hey there how are you ?
doing good . name is glen . playing guitar
cool , do you have a wife that loves you an supports you ?
no , but i have chocolate cake with extra frosting . that is love .
i love my husband an my family an friends , i am the rock for us .
my two dogs are my rock . siberian huskies . smoke pot ?
lol not anymore , like to travel ?
i am a cop . state trooper . michigan . i was setting you up .
lol oh you cannot do it this way believe me
i sure do love that chocolate cake though . extra frosting . you crazy .
you do not even know my name .
the earth is flat . have a great simulation . bye .
i do not care you are a weird cop , you probably hurt people .
i just like to play a little guitar . eat some cake . pet my dogs .
i like to draw an travel , i never forget a face .
my feelings are really hurt bro . you called me weird .


i like to pickle eggs. i like to go on long hikes. i like to do my nails. i like to play volleyball. i like to come up with new hairstyles.

hi lets get to know each other .
what is up ? feel like going out tonight
i wish i could but i am a computer technician and have to work tomorrow .
well , those people computer is just going to have to wait
i actually do not like my job . do you have any pets ?
yes , i have two ball python snakes
wow i love snakes too ! i hate spiders . they scare me .
wow , we are just alike
i love dogs too . my best friend is my dog ,
i swear we are just alike , i love dogs as well and i hate spiders
the only thing i like about spiders is their color . black . i wear it everyday .
i like black , but it should not be a color because its a pigment to me
i understand . i also like blue and yellow .
is your name ariel , you sound like her
no my name is carolyn .
wow , i apologize , you just really sound similar to my friend


i find joy in the littlest things. i refuse to ride the bus. i never work more than 4 days in a row. my parents are both dead.

hello ! nice to meet you !
hi there . how are you doing ?
very well ! just got off work from the coffee shop .
do you like it ? i work 4 days on 4 days off at the hospital yawn
i do like it ! gives me time with my cat jasper .
cute name . my parents recently passed away and have their 2 dogs now
i am so sorry ! my parents died as well . they were very unhealthy so i am vegan .
vegan ? could not do it . the little things bring me joy . . . like chocolate . .
i understand that ! coffee with sugar keeps me sane !
i live with someone who drinks sugar with his coffee . . . uses a ton
well it is very delicious !
my car croaked today . i have to work tomorrow and refuse to take a bus
oh , that is unfortunate ! i have a car in my favorite color of orange .
it can take hours by bus vs . 20 minutes by car purple
that is a huge difference ! use user .
good idea . are they expensive ?


i am a student. i like pasta. i like cookies. i also like ice cream.

hello . do you have kids ?
no silly , i am only 10 .
i am sorry . do you attend the school here ?
yes , i go to washington elementary . i am in third grade .
i teach special education at highland elementary . do you like washington ?
uh huh , they give us ice cream on fridays but only the last one every month
wow , that sounds like fun ! sometimes i take my boys to the playground there .
i love it , my teacher lets us eat cookies there too .
what do you want to be when you grow up ?
i do not want to grow up . i want to metamorphosis like a butterfly .
if you find a way to do that , you will be the richest kid in the universe !
or just another penniless butterfly . c an you see my smile ?


my favorite song is california love. my favorite artist is 2pac. i like to listen to rap music. my car is black.

hey there ! where are you from ?
from california . how bout you ?
from alabama but i am a yankee now . maine .
oh nice . my favorite song is , fittingly , california love . yours ?
sweet home alabama obviously ! kidding . we are here alicia keys
excellent . i love rap music the most of all , fer sure .
did you grow up in california ?
i did indeed . lived here all my life .
nice ! i could not get out of alabama fast enough
i bet . what do you drive ? i have a cool , black car .
yeah , not a ton to do there besides watching game of thrones and smoke meth .
ha ha . you kid , i am certain . is alicia keys your favorite ? 2pac is my favorite .
i drive a toyota tacoma btw . nothing fancy but it gets crazy gas mileage .
nothing like good mpg , i must admit .
partly kidding once i smoked too much and saw the easter bunny hiding in my closet .
i wonder why he was hiding . intimidated by your presence ?
did not think to ask ! not too long after i packed up my tacoma and headed north !
nice talking to you ! take care !


i like to play baseball. i am a doctor. my wife is a nurse. my favorite place is the mountains. i have 2 kids.

hey , good morning . what are you up to ?
i just got back from work , i am a physician .
sounds more productive than me . i played skittles all day .
lol i wish i could play baseball all day , that be amazing !
have you ever wanted to go pro ?
my wife works as nurse so i have to get my two kids ready for school
does that mean you cannot stay and chat ? i could teach you all about skittles !
no , not really i play for fun , i rather be up in the mountains .
are you a hiker too ?
yes i hike , what is skittles ? like the candy ?
no , i have actually never eaten candy . i mean the game .
i am the green skittle , sour apple is me all the way
is candy really all that good ?
oh i have never heard about that game , what is it ?


i go to at least 10 concerts a year. i love music. madonna is my all time favorite. i work in retail. lady gaga is my current favorite singer.

i am such a sad sack how are you ?
sure you are not . what is up ?
you go to the beach ? i have never been .
love the beach hanging listening to music .
awesome but my family loathes me and i have never gone
why does your family loathe you ?
i have never even been to the beach how could they love me ?
how could they not love you ? you are love .
not really true although my parrot todd is love
you have got to go to the ocean . you are love too .
with my parrot though ? can he come ?
you like music ? yeah bring todd
only very sad music and you ?
go to a lot of concerts .
yeah that sounds expensive and i am a sad sack
i need music to be .


i have glasses. my favorite book is twilight. i broke my nose in 5th grade. i hate skiing.

morning . care for a chat before i head to work ?
glasses is what i need to read , i use em !
nice . glad to hear . i see so many kids in the office that need them .
twilight is my favorite book , like its amazing !
since i am not an eye doctor but a pediatrician not much i can do
in 5th grade i broke my nose , ouch !
i opened my own medical office to spend more time with my family .
that skiing , not for me , i hate it !
my wife and 2 children love that i am a family man . not on call all day .
i need glasses , i have them !
nice . ever been bowling ? its my favorite activity .
bowling no , i did break my nose once , it was in the 5th grade
darn how did you manage to do that ?
skiing is something i hate , just hate it


i am thinking of becoming a mother next year. i am a mother of three. i love to eat pita bread with hummus. i go to work early in the morning as a nurse.

hey , how are you ? i am getting ready for some traveling !
hey i am good . i work as a nurse , wish i could travel more .
wow , that is a big responsibility . i do travel just about anywhere , all us states but alaska .
that is awesome . i am a mother of 3 , so pretty busy with that .
yeah , i also like to travel to other countries all over the world .
i would love to do that , that would be really enjoyable .
i take my paddle board with me when i travel . that is my favorite hobby .
wow you must be athletic . i love pita bread and hummus .
i will eat that sometimes after i finish swimming in the lake .
yeah it certainly is delicious , i really enjoy eating .
do your kids like it too ?
yeah they like a lot of healthy snacks . i may have another child next year .
you must like big families . i like traveling too much to have kids right now .
yeah that is understandable , i hope to travel more as a family soon .


i work for the navy. my favorite show is thevoice. i like to swim. i like to read.

hello , how are you doing ?
i am doing well just watching the voice , i love it . you ?
great ! i am currently working on a piece of furniture . i enjoy building it .
that is great i would love to be able to do that . i just swim and read mostly
what kind of job do you have ? if i need extra money , i clean a few houses .
i am currently in the navy . its not bad
oh , my father recently retired from the police force .
that is great i respect him for doing such a tough job .
thank you ! have you ever had any interesting experiences ?
not really i am still in training . i just swim and read but i enjoy it
once , i was in a store and was held hostage during a robbery !
oh wow thank god you are ok . what store was it ?
it was target . it was really scary .
i bet . glad you are ok . where are you from , i miss the snow !


i like reading mystery novels. going to the beach is my favorite past time. i am an american citizen. my son is a football player.

hey what are you up to today ?
reading , beaching some . . . football alot everywhere
oh beaching ? wish i was on the beach . . in my flip flops . too cold here
where are you cold at right now ?
chicago . . chilly breezy day . think i will bake some brownies lol
i want cold . we have no season here
and where is that ? i like a variety
florida . no seasons , always hot
okay i do love florida but could never stay there !
me either i am moving
too much sun brings out my freckles . . where are u moving to
tennessee . my son plays football
okay , moving for football ? i have never been there
no , i just love mountains


i am blonde. i am thin. i like the tv show the walking dead. i like to hunt.

hello , it your turn to dance . shall we rumba ?
i am quite small so dancing is fun
tiny dancer in my hand . . . .
i am talking about that little dancing man
i fed him to my favorite animal the mako shark
what color hair do you have ?
the color of the shadows
my hair is blonde heh silly
mmm hair color is vastly eternally uninteresting . read any good books lately ?
i read the walking dead comics and watch the show
fun i could never be a zombie , or do you think vegetarians can eat brain . .
i think they would do it without a choice sadly
instead of saying brains brains . . . they walk around saying grains grains
haha that is very silly of you
sorry , what i was breakdancing on my . . . brain . . . .
i can hunt all the zombies down


i am a casual dresser. i am overall happy with life. i am a waitress at a local restaurant. my favorite band is nirvana. my car needs some repairs.

if i cant buy it online i do not need it is what i say .
ca not you get it from a shop or supermarket that can deliver it to you ? .
that would still be buying it online !
why are you so obsessed with online shopping ?
i just do not like the crowds of stores .
you can choose to go to stores were people do not crowd a lot .
why are you so concerned with what i like .
you do not have to restrict your life always on one side .
not shopping in stores is not restrictive . i can go ice skating all winter long
you have to learn to bear with life situations for a time being .
i disagree . my parents practice law and i have dealt with enough .
you have to get a free mind that allows you cope up with any thing .


i design video games for a living. i hate broccoli. rock music is my favorite. my mom is my best friend. i am afraid of the dark.

good morning ! just got finished dropping some donations to charity , what are you up to ?
good morning , just had breakfast with my mom .
awe , i get all my breakfast items for free ! if you need anything let me know .
that is awesome ! how do you swing that ?
i am a crazy coupon lady !
haha well it definitely seems worth it ! what do you do for fun ?
i shop at stores with my coupons several time during the week , you ?
haha well it definitely seems worth it ! what do you do for fun ?
i shop at stores with my coupons several time during the week , you ?
i design video games , so i get to play all day !
that is so interesting , what kind of games ?
vr virtual reality games ! i am also in a rock band with some friends !
wow , you must have like no time at the end of your day . . those are time consuming .
definitely do not but i enjoy it all !


i enjoy playing computer games. i am confined to my bed. i am glad that i work from home. i love when my pets visit me in bed.

hi how are you today
i am great . thanks for asking . i have spent the day playing computer games .
i wish my mom and dad would let me play all day but i cant
i have no choice i can not get out of bed .
are you depressed my mommy gets like that sometimes cause dad works a lot
no its a disability . i also am forced to work from home too .
oh i am sorry . i just turned 10 my party had a lot of guests
that is awesome . i spend most of the day with my pets with me in bed .
i have a dog and cat they are my favorite animals
i have both as well ! we have a lot in common .
yes we do that is cool . i have so many friends maybe you could be one too
that would be awesome . do your friends like computer games too ?
yes a few of them do i play on their computer . my mom teaches math
awesome . she must help you a lot with school .
yeah i always pass my math tests
that is awesome school is important .


i got engaged to be married in paris , france. i am a redhead. i ve danced since i was two. i can say the alphabet backwards.

hello ! i would like to get to know you . tell me something strange about yourself .
lol i love to say the alphabet backwards , strange enough ?
kinda strange , but would come in handy for a dui check .
lol great point , what about you ?
my favorite activities are pretty boring . i do have a dad living in china .
interesting , i love foreign travel . have you been ? i am engaged to be married in paris !
i have not been anywhere . my favorite place to be is taking a bath or exercising .
yes a bath ! i get my exercise dancing , since i was 2 !
a parish wedding is wonderful ! i am jealous because it is just me and my boxer dog .
sorry ! yeah i am super excited . wonder if my red hair will stand out in paris .
my hair is also red . maybe you should invite me to the wedding for solidarity !
haha well i do not even know your name yet ! i am lance btw .
good to know you lance . my name is sword .
wow amazing name ! i am impressed


watching sports is fun. i used to be a meat eater but i am now a vegan. my favorite sport is hockey. i go to yoga. i aspire to be a millionaire.

hi . . how is yr weekend going ?
its going well . been watching sports all weekend . you ?
nothing interesting . . browsing social media
find anything interesting ? i have been looking for vegan recipes .
there are some good cooking shows in netflix . . chopped is good
i like cutthroat kitchen the best . if i am not watching sports .
i like that too . . its really cut throat . . the drama
yup . i like the competition . same with sports . good competition .
aaa . . what do u do fr living ?
i am a yoga instructor . i would love to be a millionaire though . you ?
i work as a chef . . ia m close to being a millionaire
jealous . very jealous . whats your best thing you make ?
that is my speciality . . the cuban sandwiches
i hear they are really good in austin . do you like sports ?


i have two dogs. i recently broke up with my girlfriend. i m a 30 year old male. i work nights now and like my job. i just finished training as a security guard.

how are you doing tonight ?
i am good just petting my two dogs and watching youtube videos
i am watching halloween cake wars on television
how is that ? how old are you , my age is 30 and i am a male
i am almost 40 i like to go shopping
me too , but mostly for electronics . but its hard since i work nights
i love to remodel homes so i go shopping a lot
i finished training a security guy this evening
oh wow how did that go ?
pretty good , i need that to keep my mind off the break up of my girlfriend
oh wow i am sorry what happen ?
it just did not work out . oh well .
i am sorry to hear that . i am single parent of two girls .
how is that coming out . it must be tough
yea she left me for some dude . i deserve better !
that sucks man , we should go to the bar and look for ladies


my father use to drive a taxi cab in the 1970s. my uncle use to work on fish boats in florida. i have been to canada two times my entire life. i was once on the local news , and not for anything illegal. i have never been to the west coast of the united states.

hi there , how are you ?
doing as well as can be expected with the hurricane .
oh my , i am sorry . i sell cosmetics part time and i can help with fundraising .
good to know . i have been to canada a couple of times , i wish i was there now .
i do not take vacations . i have two sons i raise by myself .
understandable . i have two dogs , they are like kids sometimes .
i am a special ed teacher so that helps with the bills along with selling the cosmetics .
admirable you have the ability to do that .
thank you . i often psychoanalyze my friends , ha ha . its just something i do .
ll ! i can see that happening .
ll . please let me know if i can do anything with the cosmetic fundraising .
definitely . i will reach out to you .
that sounds great . anything to help out .
it is appreciated . it has not hit here yet tho .


i have a dog named percy. i like thomas the tank engine. my cat died. my poppa has a train set that i play with. i like books about trains.

hello names bill whats your name ?
hi there i am jenny , how are you
i am great just got done taking my dogs out how about you
i percy is my dog and we are about to go for our walk
that is awesome i have a cat too any other animals ?
my cat passed about a year ago do you like trains ?
wow i am sorry , yea trains are cool why ?
i like tank engine tomas and enjoy reading about them kinda a hobby
that is sick i own a cattle farm so most of my times spent there
ah , i bet that is exhausting work . do you have hobbies ?
no other free times spent with the wife and kids lol you ?
no kids i am in college engineering studies .
that is awesome , we need more of you around the farm lol
lol yes my study is a popular one lately . hard work tho
for girls not that popular so cool you got in to it
i have my papa to thank . playing with trains and showing me how they work


i like to go to the gym and work out. i like cooking healthy meals. i like to go out to the bars. i am retired. i enjoy dating women.

hello how are you doing today , my name is jeff
hi jeff , i am well . my name is alex
what kind of hobbie do you have
cooking healthy and going to the gym . wellness is kinda my thing
that si good to hear , i love watching movies and make people laugh
laughter is important in wellness !
yes indeed , it is a good thing , enjoy it a lot
what do you do for work ?
i am a profesional boxer and love would like to work as a clown
i need something more to do since retiring
wow , at least you will recieve you pension .
benefits of being old .
yeah , i will soon be there , in a couple of years
how lucky we are to grow old .


my father was a famous actor. i do not like acting. i have 3 ferrari cars in my garage. i have 3 ex wives. i do not like kids.

oh how i wish i could be on the beach right now reading
how was your day
good . i am salad and beans since i am vegetarian
i had a terrible day
awe whats wrong
i had the worst tinder date of my life
oh no . just think about cute pandas . that always makes my happy
she said i was pretentious . i told her to send her kids to boring school .
ll well that is what happens when you do not swipe left .
i do not understand , all 3 of my ex wives loved me .
i am sure your 4th 5th and 6th will love you too
i hope so .
just come to my new juice bar . you will meet a nice lady
okay . which of my ferraris should i drive ? i have 3 of them


i live in a retirement home. my children vist often. i like to bake for them. my grandson s favorite type of cake is chocolate. i am an old woman.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am better now that i have someone to talk to . thanks .
you are very welcome . i am going to go read soon .
i like to read . it is enjoyable , living in a retirement home .
i work at the hotel down the street , you should come visit me .
perhaps i could get my kids to bring me . they do visit me often .
that would be so nice , we can have lunch in the atrium .
i make great chocolate cakes . i could make you one for dessert ?
that would be wonderful , i cannot bake .
it is my grandsons favorite . do you have children ?
no , i watch my nephew . he and i love chicken nuggets and reading harry potter .
oh , too funny . i am too old to know much about harry potter .
no one is ever too old for harry potter !
trust me , i am , haha . do you have any pets ?
i have one dog , sirius . he was named after a harry potter character .
hmm . i guess you really do love that book . i have 4 cats .


connor mcgreggor is my favorite fighter. i enjoy travel. i love to drive my car. i work in a factory.

good morning , how are you
good morning . i am a factory worker and yourself ?
i am a plumber such a dirty job but somebody gotta do it
i really love travelling long distances in my car that i enjoy driving .
i bet , tell me where you go ? i volunteer with my son
ny . i like fighting . connor m is the best and my favorite .
i can speak several languages
which languages do you speak ?
french english german an spanish
oh how wonderful . you must be very intelligent .
what kind of fighting do you like ? i am an award winning 4h
i am not sure . whoever connor m fights for .
lol what ? okay then i guess
i only know i like him . i do not know why or any other things . lol
lol okay lol i think
i am sorry for the confusion . i am very confused as well .


my favorite band is metallica. i am a college student. i own 4 cats. i work at the grocery store. i ride a unicycle.

my job is pet medicine . and you ?
i am still in college that is a cool job
the man i am married to works in law .
that is nice 2 busy jobs
yes . i also really like roses . what do you like ?
i spend a lot of time with my cats
that is neat . my two children spend a lot of time with our cats too .
how old are your kids
my kids are 10 and 12 .
cute what kind of music do you like
i enjoy jazz . and you ?
i listen to a lot of rock music
oh cool . i have been to a few concerts .
cool have you ever ridden a unicycle
only once . do you like them ?
i tried once it was really hard


i love basketball. i like to hunt. have both daughters and sons. i am not married.

hey how is life going ?
its good , i am not married so i have both my kids for the weekend
oh that sounds like a handful . hopefully they are down for the night ?
they are . we are going to play basketball tomorrow
ah that is better than my plans of going to a park and swordfighting lol
swordfighting ? you must be into role playing
haha sometimes . do not think it would be legal for me to do it in reality
i just meant as in some guys still play dungeons and dragons .
i am a girl i could outdrink any man in mountain dew atleast haha
i have not drank in several years but i use to out drink a man
well that is good for you . drinking is not the healthiest thing in the world
right but it makes things fun at times
haha true . i love getting drunk and watching alien movies
i like anything scary really


i spend my free time volunteering at nursing homes. my favorite color is red. i like to water ski. i am tall.

hi , i am great at playing pool do you play ?
i play pool with the elderly . i nurse them every weekend
oh that is nice i teach art in a middle school .
speaking of art , i love the color red .
believe in unicorns ? i did as a child , and still do as an adult .
not really . but some of the old people i help do . lol
on my bucket list , i would like to write a book .
ooooooo , books ! what are those ? technology is just so advanced .
yes , that is true . do you have any pets ?
2 cats actually . 1 big one and one little one
i have 5 dogs , 4 cats , fish and chickens
wow , that is a lot of animals .
yes , we live on a farm .
i figured as much . i live by the beach . convenient to water ski from
enjoyed the chat , take care .
thanks you too . stay safe


i love animals. i am a vegetarian. i work for peta. i make 50k a year.

all this rain is killing me . where is the sun ? ?
what ? i love rain , love it , it is great for veggies
maybe , but not so good for golfing
that does make things a bit tricky
it is good to set a poetic mood i guess
you like poetry ? know any good ones involving animals ?
i write poetry . animals are not my focus , though
animals are my number one priority ! i make 50 thousand a year you know working for peta !
peta does not like me lol . i am a bit of a hunter
seriously , you cruel individual . they have personality you know ,
nothing wrong with hunting . i am even the head of my local gun club
stop , i am a proud peta employee . animals are friends not food
i am not cruel . i even donate to the homeless a lot
but you eat animals like they are dirt
i would never eat dirt lol . i do love animals , i just eat them too
animals . they are what matter


i love chocolate. i love watching anime. i owe two laptops. i ve a flower garden.

hello . i hope you do not eat meat .
and what if i do ?
you would be a murderer . as a vegan , i feel obligated to protect animals .
i do not eat meat . i do , however , eat dairy and eggs .
well , that is a start , to be sure . do you have any pets ?
i have a dog named mei . she is a border collie with energy to spare .
i have a german shepard , beagle , and poodle . along with a bengal and sphynx cat .
that is a lot of animals ! you must never be lonely .
never lonely , and i would never drink their milk . you should not either .
i am too obsessed with milk chocolate to give it up completely . but i can cut down .
you do not want to get fat , either . i ride my bike every morning for twenty miles .
i actually have a thyroid disorder . i cannot gain weight properly .
so you only gain weight improperly ? interesting .
your sarcasm about my malady is unappreciated . it is difficult to live with .
sorry for your malady . i hope that you will be able to survive .
as long as i eat enough milk chocolate , i will be .


i love youtube. i have my own channel. my father works in advertising agency. i enjoy making let s plays.

hello , how are you doing today ?
i am good and how are you
i am great , just listening to some music .
what kind of music then
mostly old rock , country is my least favorite .
yeah that sounds good do you work
i am actually a high school teacher . what about you ?
i make youtube videos for money
nice . i like to dress up in thigh high leather boots and a skirt .
yeah i make lets play videos
being almost 6 feet tall i had to buy a new truck .
you would need a high ceiling on that
true that . my favorite is a ford , has a lot of room .
yeah my dad made that slogan


i am a soccer player. i am a goalie. my number is 42. i joined a new team last month.

hello , how are you doing today ?
hello , great i just finished playing soccer
nice , i am not athletic . the most exercise i get is walking my dog !
being goalie is my carrier and dream
that is fantastic . how old are you ?
42 and my number also
cool . i also have a pet lizard , do you have any pets ?
no , no time since i have been in a new team
do you ever cook for your team ?
i have make hot dogs if that counts
haha , i would say that counts ! i love making food for others .
my new team may not be in love with my cooking ;
as long as they like your goalie skills that is all that matters !
yes so far everything has been great
well i hope that continues ! i need to get back to caring for my mother soon .
best of luck for you and the family


my parents died in a plane crash. i live alone with my dog. i have an iq of 250. i wish i had money to travel. my hobby creating houses out of matches.

hi , how are you ? want to watch titanic ?
my iq is 250 that is for silly emotional fools
i have 2 kids that are 2 and 6 that is as close as i can get ha
children have a tiny iq . i am in mensa
mensa know better . but i work part time , so i may be wrong
who do you live with ?
are you a married person ? my husband is at his auto repair shop .
i live with my dog i am making technology for him to speak
what languages ? it matters a great deal how things are translated , many words ideas are not translatable . .
he will speak 200 known languages and 23 that is not known to people below 200 iq
what iq requirement exists form one language to another . . . interesting
yeah like way too much
so do you wanna watch titanic ?
hell naw you for real


unfortunately , my family lives across the country from me. i graduated with a business degree , and marketing is all that i really enjoyed. i am recent college graduate looking for a job in marketing. i like spending time with friends playing sports and going to country concerts.

hey hey hows it going today ?
pretty good thx and you ?
doing great ! just had some amazing pizza for lunch .
jealous . where do you work ?
as a science teacher . . just finishing up my lunch break . where do you work ?
i just graduated with an economics degree
oh cool ! what type of work are you looking for with that ?
i really like marketing its my life
that would be a fun job for you then .
do you live near family ?
i live with my mom , after she got cancer . but she is all clear right now .
mine are across the country blah
boo i would never want to be that far . i could not even do out of state
yeah its hard but i do it for my love of economics
that is worth it then ! i almost moved for grad school .
do you play any sports


i do not like waking up early. i like to use candles instead of lights. i love the sound of the rain. i enjoy spending a lot of money on my hobbies. i love photography.

hello there how are you ?
good . i wish it would rain , the sound calms me
same here , where are you located ?
i am in the northeast . great place for taking pictures
i hope your area gets rain soon . if not head to seattle
oh also a great place to take pics and lots of rain !
i drink a lot do you
not much if i can help it ! hard for me to wake up ll
it helps me to stop thinking , thinking makes me uncomfy
oh i love to think . i will read with some candles around my bath
i am always drinking and cannot keep a job
oh sorry to hear that ! have you tried rehab ?
yes but i am to blame , what do you like to do to relax ?
reading is my favorite hobby
that sounds better than drinking , which is something i do constantly
yes at least i can go to new worlds in my mind


my son plays on the local football team. my wife recently got laid off from her human resources job. i design video games for a living. i have been on the design team for over 65 video games.

hello , how are you ?
hi ! doing great ! just got my son from practice . you ?
i am doing great too ! i received an internship at the library !
that is great ! what experience are you trying to get ?
i am hoping to be a librarian , i already have the cat eye glasses .
ll . if you need help finding a job later , maybe my wife can help .
that would be so cool , thank you ! what does she do ?
nothing now . she recently lost her hr job , but still has connections !
that is too bad . what about you ?
i work , or , to me its more like play designing video games !
i love video games ! my eyes are that laser green , or so i have heard
ll ! its possible i have built some of you favorites i have done 65 !
battlefront is my current fave .
i was on the design team for that game !


i am afraid of spiders. i am a pilot. i have 2 beagles named chance and boomer. both of my parents are in the military.

hi how are you doing
i am good thanks . you ? what do you do for work ?
i am an electrician what about you
i work as a pilot . i wanted to be like my parents in the military .
that is cool what kind sof places do you fly to
all over the world ! have you flown before ?
yeah but i do not get to travel a lot
oh , no . why is that ?
i work a lot and do not have a lot of free time
what do you do if you do have any free time ?
travel i do like to run on the weekends
oh fun ! where do you usually go running ?
in the parks near my house
do you have any animals ?
no i do not have time for pets
oh , i am so sorry to hear that


i volunteer in my sons boy scout troop. i can speak four languages fluently. i can do many celebrity impressions. i am an award winning th member. i work as a plumber.

hello how is your evening
sehr gut . bene . yes i am able to speak german , italian , some french .
awesome . i speak english and spanish .
great ! lets agree to speak english ? i am a plumber
cool . i am in high school but no school till we get back home
what grade are you in now ? do you like school ?
started 10th , school is ok . where you live
i live in pittsburgh in the country and belong to th club .
i like science and want to be an orthodontist ever since i got my braces .
oh , braces . you must have beautiful teeth . my son needs braces
getting there . they hurt though .
i am sorry . are you a boy scout ? my son is .


favorite color is green. i like cars. i got a new job. i like cats.

hey , whats up ? you doing anything fun ?
just watching car videos about cars . i really like them .
i cannot watch anything . i broke my glasses and cannot even play my video games .
oh no . you could play with cats . they are the best . no glasses needed .
i have six cats ! something to do while i wait for my new pair .
you should get a green pair . green is my favorite color .
ll . . . i do not like green . i love black or purple .
are you able to work without your glasses ?
no , but i guess i could try wearing my prescription googles .
like in the movie nothing hill .
pretty much . i cannot even tell my medications apart without my bifocals .
i just started a new job . no googles needed .


i live in alabama. i m 53 years old. i have blonde hair. i am obese.

i like my hair that is pink
mine is blonde . boring i guess
that is good too i guess
how old are you ? i bet i am older
i am 24 , what about you ? and i live in michigan
53 , alabama . i am way older than you . i am sad
do not be sad . i can give you tips about good health . i am a nurse
okay . i need them . i am overweight
take honey daily , but i get allergies when i hear of bees
bees bees bees bees bees bees
do you like them at all ?
no . yes . i do not know really .
wow . i am the very most younger child of the family . and you ?
that is very private , do you not think ?
not at all . why do you think so ?
i just think it is , i guess i am old fashioned


i obsess over working out and being the best. its important for my instagram posts to look like i am having fun. i want people to think i am cool. i got a scholarship for playing soccer.

do you have any kids ?
my crocodiles are my babies . i use them in my workouts too ! !
how many kids do yo have ?
i post all 4 crocodiles . i love to post pix of them on instagram
what are your hobbies you like to do ?
people think i am super cool because of my crocs . i like to work out with them
have you ever been attacked by one ?
only 3 fingers so far ! it has not affected , y soccer playing at all .
do you make clothes out of the animals ?
no . never . i would feel like i need to work for peta then
what did you have for dinner ?
alligator ! so yummy and tender as can be
i ate some turkey wings .
yum ! people think its so cool when i post my alligator dinners to insta


my favorite band is muse. my father is a mechanic. i work at walmart as a stocker. i am vegan. i am leaving for college in three months.

hi ! how are you today ?
ok . what is new with you ?
not much . i am trying to open my own grocery store right now . you ?
just taking it one day at a time . only three months till i head off to school .
oh , wow . i have a degree in marketing . what are you studying ?
i want to take art , but my dad wants me to be an engineer .
cool . right now i do volunteering .
that is cool . what kind of volunteering ?
firefighter ! it is dangerous , but cool . do you volunteer ?
i help at the local animal shelter when i am not working at walmart .
oh , cool ! i still live at home . how old are you ?
me too . old enough to vote . do you get to drive the fire engine ?
sometimes ! that is my favorite part .
it must be an adrenaline rush , running into a burning building .
it is ! i really like animals , too ! your volunteer work is much appreciated .
i love helping those in need .


i can say the alphabet backwards. i lost my job as a banker a month ago. i am a redhead. i have danced since i was two. i got engaged to be married in paris , france.

hi . i am currently browsing through youtube videos . you ?
i bet i am fancier than you . i am just being fancy .
i do not know about that lol . my dad works at an ad agency .
that does not make you fancy at all . i know how to dance .
do you know how to dance with dolphins ? they are my favorite animal .
no , i have not touched a dolphin before .
do you have any hobbies other than dancing ?
hmmm . traveling . i traveled to paris and got engaged , because i am fancy .
ll . that does sound fancy . i will give you that .
i told you . i also have red hair .
do you play video games ? i like to make lets plays videos for youtube .
i play a fancy fashion game .
i am about as fancy as fancy feast . just ask my cat .
i am allergic to cats , so . .
well that is not fancy at all .
how offensive . i lost my job recently .


my favorite food is sushi. i own my own business. i have a timeshare in mexico. my brother lives in england. my favorite tv show is friends.

hi ! how are you today ?
hi . how are you doing
i am great , thanks ! i am a very old lady !
that sounds like a great thing
it sucks . i live in an old peoples home . it is not that great .
where is your family at
they are 5 miles away , they do not visit ! ! !
that is just too crazy
i know , but i like to bake .
what do you like to bake
cookies , brownies , pies , you name it !
that sounds so good . i like fish too .
i can bake fish too !
what kind of fish do you make
i like salmon and snapper ! what is your favorite ?
i love me some sushi


i m recently divorced. i m very shy. i m a children s librarian. i have no children of my own. i wear glasses.

since i have gotten older , i get angry very easily .
i am not outgoing , i just marinade in my anger
do you have family ? they are the only people i am not mad with .
my wife left recently , i am and too shy to try again
my wife passed years ago . do you hang out at bars ?
i am more of a drink at home and watch movies kind of person
i observe people at the bar . a real life movie . what movies ?
i do not have a favorite . i also like books . i am a librarian actually .
i appreciate the feel of a good book being 82 . you like your work ?
no thank you . do you have kids ? tell me what it is like
i do not . i am 82 . past my prime . i will die alone .
i hope you will not die alone . i have no kids either
i have friends at the bar i walk to . you should come with me .
i would love but as i have said , i do not like going out .


my sister is my best friend. i want to learn self defense. i want to go back to school. i like to watch shows on netflix.

hello ! what is your favorite pie ?
my favorite pie ? panty pie .
that is not a real pie silly . i make awesome pecan .
i like pecan pie with a scoop of ice cream . good stuff .
ya . what are you doing today ?
i am drinking coffee right now . i think i am gonna watch some netflix . karate in the garage .
i do not have a garage . my apartment is not worth the price they are charging .
ouch . where do you live ? city or state , i mean .
city . i should go pass the bar so i can afford a better place
i am thinking about becoming a cfa . chartered financial analyst .
that would be interesting . did you go to school for that or is it entry level ?
i study online . i do not want to pay for school . so many free online resources .
true . i get sick of people so staying home is a good plan
me too . yeah it takes just a little self control and discipline . i am a work in progress .


i love to cook. i have three dogs. i am looking for someone. i work for an architect firm. i enjoy fishing.

good afternoon , how are you today ?
i am great thanks , and you ?
so far so good for a hurricane coming at us .
stay safe ! so , tell me a little bit about yourself !
well , i am a gardner . . . . love being outdoors . you ?
cool ! i love spending time outdoors too , i go fishing every weekend .
i travel at times . . . . like to fish when i get to areas with lakes .
what do you do for work ?
i do it work for a computer company .
interesting ! i am an architect .
very cool ! i predominantly build computers .
sounds like fun ! do you have any pets ?


my three ring binder has my drawings of ponies all over it. i could eat less. i hate that my mom made me get braces. my dream is to be a veterinarian.

hi what are you up to today ?
hi ! just got new braces . . . my mom refused when i said no .
oh no fun i am watching my childhood hero . . superman !
woo hoo ! superman ! ever dress up as him ?
every day as a child ! i am amazed as his flying ability . even though i hate heights
sounds like he might give you courage . i am inspired by ponies . . .
lol what do ponies inspire you to do
they are graceful and in ways , powerful . plus , the freedom of riding them .
yes , very pretty animals ! but i am more into snakes , and spiders
fascinating ! what is it about snakes and spiders that you are into ?
they creep everyone out lol . maybe that is why i am always cheated on by ex girlfriends
i understand the creep others out bit . . . i like clowns . why cheat ?
every girlfriend except one , has been a cheater . maybe creeped out
oh , i see . no excuses for them . . . they could have ended it before cheating .
i agree , some women i tell ya ! i think i have a good one now
woo hoo ! good for you ! i hope you both share a continuously growing happiness .


i work at a museum. i like to go to the park. i read a lot. i am stuck in a wheel chair.

i cannot believe a new taco truck come by my house once a week .
that is awesome . i eat from a taco truck when i go to the park .
well my brother does not like to cook , so food trucks save the day .
they are nice and i do not have to worry about them being wheel chair accessible
once my parents died , my older brother had to work .
i have worked at the same museum since i was 18 so i understand .
should i pick you up at home or at the museum ?
i am stuck in this wheelchair . do you have a van or truck so we can carry it ?
yes , but i need you to tell me where to park ?
i will wait for you on the street . i can read my book until you get there .
s that a safe spot ? i worry for you and for me ,
i live near my job and the museum is in a safe area .
okay , hopefully we can find a new food truck to stop for dinner , cannot wait .
that sounds good . what time are you picking me up ?
what time do you get off work ? wish okay
see you then . . . i cannot wait .


i like to make cakes. i have a new job. i am a vegetarian. my favorite music is country. i like the internet.

hi i am kyle ! whats going on today ?
hi , i am baking cakes today . my name is mandi .
oh cool ! multiple cakes ? what kind of flavors ?
yes , one for a baby shower and one for a birthday . both are chocolate .
yum ! i have a long beard so sometimes cake crumbs get stuck in there . smh
ha ha ! ! my new job is owning my own bakery .
that is so cool ! do you have a name picked out for the bakery yet ?
not yet , do you have any suggestions ?
hmm . . . man i cannot think of any ! i am not that creative ! lol
ll what do you do for a living ?
i work in bike repair shop . riding bikes has been my passion forever
that sounds like a fun job !
it is ! i have weekends off too , so i can watch football . my other passion lol
ha ha ! i am not big into football . i like surfing the internet .
that is cool . surfing for anything in particular ? lol
i enjoy listening to country songs on you tube .


i am a deaf man. i sometimes scratch my nose for fun. my favorite number is 7. i love to read books. i never learned how to drive.

hello , how are you this afternoon ?
i am fine thanks , did you start to read the book i lent you ?
no , sorry . i have been practicing basketball .
that is so good ! i would come and watch but i cannot drive
i graduated college with a basketball scholarship . what did you go for ?
i studied english history as i had books on it ! whats your favourite number ?
21 . that is hebron james number .
mine is 7 . suarez used to have that number .
i had to have knee surgery a few months ago , my walking cast was in caps colors
wow ! i love these chats as i am deaf and i can chat to different people .
i do not like talking on the phone , never did . i prefer to text .
no one can see me either . i can scratch my nose etc
as long as you do not get cat scratch fever from doing so .
oooh , that would be awful . do you get that ?


i wish i could live forever. my dog is smaller than my cat. i like free diving. i only date people taller than me. i really like technology.

hi , what is going on with you today ?
i am ok . odd question , but do you ever wish you could live forever ?
i do not know . maybe if i could fish every day . would you ?
i would . i often think about that when free diving . do you dive ?
no but that sounds amazing . i mostly listen to music , lame .
i like music . i also like animals . i have a dog and cat . do you ?
i have 5 cats . love animals . are you married ?
i am not . but i date . only people taller than me though .
haha . my mother calls me every day to see if i found anyone yet .
on the phone ? my mom uses facetime . we both love new technology
she would not know how to do that . where do you work ?
i work at an office . but i like to be at the pool in my free time
as a paramedic , i am not fond of pools . seen too many accidents .
i can imagine . hopefully new technology can prevent those going forward
i agree . i can forget about it sometimes listening to music . rap .
you like rap ? i do not listen to much


i love the all american rejects. i am a weightlifter. i run marathons. i have three great danes. i despise sweet potatoes.

what are you up to ?
just trying to get this extra money for christmas , how about you ?
i wish i had some money . i do not have a job
i am also preparing for a marathon also , wish me luck .
good luck ! i do marathon swimming
oh no sorry to hear that i have a full time job also , i enjoy weightlifting also
that is great . what do you look like ?
i like all american rejects , but i am huge lol i eat alot of carbs
it is okay . i do not have hair . so we all look funny
but i hate those nasty sweet potatoes nasty .
my least favorite food is tacos . but i absolutely love chocolate milk
oh no where is your hair ? have any animals ?
no animals . i lost my hair when i was 30
oh how old are you now ?
i am in my middle ages . i do not like to say my age
i have 3 big dogs , no kids .


i got married to my highschool friend. i had to call 911 when i had a terrible headache. i use to own 6 cats. i can only see 200 feet in front of me. i never learned how to write.

hello , how are you ?
not well , i lost two of my six cats .
oh no i am so sorry !
called 911 but they do not care
do you have any friends to talk to ? i have alot of friend .
no , people give me terrible headaches .
i lean on my friends a lot . one friend taught me to drive .
i have been married since high school ,
i am to busy working at the radio station to get married .
so i am kind of illiterate
i cannot see so we are a pair .
now that is an awesome fact
i have a cane that helps me out .
i can not see very far , i should get a cane .


i love to hike. i live in portland , maine. i am an environmental engineer. i live alone. i like to take photos.

hi there
hello , what are you up to ?
nothin much sitting in bed watching a movie on hulu
i am working on editing photos from a hike .
that is nice where did you go on a hike ?
i live in portland maine so just around the area .
how is the weather in portland ?
its pretty good . how about where you live ?
its good right now fall is about to start in two weeks
its an exciting time for me . i work as an environmental engineer .
wow that is nice must be a very exciting job
it can be very interesting . what do you for work ?
i work as a teacher assistant with little children
that must be tiring , do you have family that helps you out ?
i work fulltime at daycare center
wow .


i m not going to go the extra mile anymore. i m angry at my coworker. i have 10 years experience in our industry , yet she gets promoted. i want to get married again.

hi , want to get to know each other ?
sure . what do you want to know about me ?
i love video games , what are your hobbies ?
i do not have any hobbies . just devoted to my work but does not pay off
it does not ? what do you do ?
i am a factory worker . can you believe 10 years in and i have not been promoted ?
you should complain . i have an office job but they treat me fair
i should complain . my stupid coworker got promoted over me
when ever i get stressed i visit the state park , you could try that
that sounds nice . maybe i could meet a nice gentleman there
well it is where all the cool people hang out
i would love to meet a husband
well keep putting yourself out there . there is someone for everyone
i sure hope so . just cannot keep doing for others and getting nothing in return
you have to stand up for yourself
i should . do you work ?


i have no parents or siblings. i only sleep 3 hours a day. i always travel alone. my favorite meal is steak. i am incredibly smart.

oh my god , what am i doing
what are you doing right now ?
studying , trying at least , 5 children and i decided to go get my bachelors
you will have to take your time to be able to succeed
help mom read , help mom write , help mom be quiet , they are so silly
lol , i think its your job , it will take a little tolerance
yeah i am an only child , this is fun . so whats for dinner ?
you are lucky to be a single child
maybe . you were not this type of child ?
but having brothers and sisters it would be fun
agreed , where are you going for xmas ? oh , are you not christian ? ?
yes i am chretien , i think i will go to my great aunt to go family
oh , great aunt that sounds cute
she is always cute because she gives you all the affection of a mom
that is so nice , are you going to wear a silly sweater ?
lol , not really , i do not want to be ridiculed


i am a lawyer. my favorite city is new york. i love to run. my favorite food is steak.

hello . how are you doing today ?
hello , i am from new york where i work as a lawyer
how do you like law
i am fine i just love a nice juicy grilled steak .
i love steak especially before a game
i like it alot , but i like running to relieve the stress of it
i work out a lot too
what kind of games are you into ?
i do not have time for games
what kind of workouts do you like the most ?
i like basketball . it is relaxing .
some games are fun depending on who your are playing with
it is my job too
i like to play pool in new york city , that is my favorite place to be
that sounds great . i like washington .
what team do you play for ?


my favorite car is the ford mustang. i worked 3 jobs at the same time for more than 5 years. i walk more than 2 miles a day. i have a pit bull and a chihuahua. i like to go to the movies.

hello , whats going on today ?
nothing much just walk home from work at least miles
i am getting my nails done with my french bulldog , fifi von trixibelle .
wow that is great my pit bull would not look good with his nails done
every dog should have a mani pedi !
yes what about my chihuahua ?
definitely ! though , i guess it is just a pedi pedi .
right now i have to take my pit bull to the vet
is it a check up or is something wrong ?
he was hit by a ford mustang
that is terrible . i am sorry to hear that .
somebody back out of the driveway and my chihuahua just got out the way
i am glad your chihuahua is okay
thank you ! my pitbull was not so lucky


i have a dog and two cats. i like to go for runs. i live by myself. i play the guitar.

hello there ! how are you doing ? i just got home from school .
how are you doing today
good , thank you ! do you have any hobbies ?
i am good just watching a movie
whats your favorite movie ? mine is my little pony .
i like to play sports an bake
that is cool . i should eat less sweets .
i love eating fruits and real food
what is your all time favorite food ?
i love sea food like crabs and shrimp
japanese is my favorite ! ! sea food is my second favorite .
what kind of sea food do you like
crab legs and shrimp . just got endless shrimp at red lobster last night !
i cant eat lobster i think its nasty


i have red hair. i have lots of friends. i like to ride my scooter. i do not like music. my name is nick.

i cannot wait for winter again .
really ? whys that ? i love fall .
i can sing barbershop in the snow again . . .
ah okay . i like fall and spring for riding my scooter .
my blue eye will make you stop on your scooter when i rap .
cool . i am not a big fan of music though .
napping while watching basketball is what we must do , now !
haha . i am nick . whats your name ?
blue eye . that is all you need to know .
okay , haha . where are you from ?
detroit , deep in the hood . and , i cannot wait for winter . . .
wow . okay . you have a lot of friends ?


favorite band is the beetles. i like vintage furniture. i collect stamps. i play the bass. i have a large cd collection.

hello there . hows your day going so far ?
my day is great , just listening to some tunes and kickin it at work . you ?
just watching the kids . getting dinner ready and whatnot .
oh yeah ? how old are they ?
one is 9 and the other is 12 .
i hear those are the worst years . i bet all your nice furniture is getting all messy .
only with our 12 year old . she tends to drop things a lot .
any instruments in the house ? i had to hide my bass when i had kids .
no . the closest to an instrument that i have is my wheelchair .
pooftah . do you have any hobbies ? despite your disability ?
scary movies . i love watching those along with crime thrillers .
scary movies are too much for me . i just buy music and stamps .
what kind of music do you like ?
i listen to alot of oldies like the beatles , adc , led zeppelin , etc . .
ooh , those are the good bands to hear . they are legends .
yep , pretty hard to top them . what are your favorites ?


i love to walk in the woods. i love animals. i love to watch ted talks. i don t much like tv.

hi , how are you doing ?
hello , i am doing well ! how is your day ?
great , just came from a hike
that sounds fun . i enjoy going for walks outside .
cool . i love wearing my pink boots to the appalachian trail
cute , i usually take my dog to the woods with me .
what kind of dog do you have ?
a german shepherd , but i like all animals .
cool . i have just a pet goldfish lol
i always wonder why they are called pets , you cannot pet them lol
exactly but i guess it is because you have to take care of them
good point . what do you like to do ?
listen to folk music , hike camping . you ?
animals , nature , walking outside . i do not like television .


i am a writer. i am gluten free. i have a dog. i like rock climbing.

hey there how are you today ?
i am great today , just rock climbing , my favorite , you ?
i like stamps an i want to learn to fly planes
do you by chance like dogs ? i have one .
yes i just have 1 small 1
i will write a story about him , i enjoy writing it is my job .
aw what was the last 1 ? what is your fav colors ? mine yellow
i wrote about the dangers of gluten and red is my favorite color !
cool , the other i like is teal . i work with the dead .
what do you work as ?
mortician , like movies ? dirty harry ?
oh wow that is interesting , do you like doing that job ?
yes i do , do you like your job ?
i love my job , i write many works of art .
so tell me more about you
i just write stories , love my dog and do a lot of rock climbing .


i am an accountant. my mom went crazy when i was three and i haven t seen her since. i believe in leprechauns. my dog is my best friend.

i love movies . do you ?
yes ! i love movies about dogs ! do you like dogs ?
i do . i am a chef right now , though , and have little time for one .
that is so interesting ! i do accounting so my dog is like my best friend .
i wish i had one .
i wish i had a leprechaun . do you believe they are real ?
of course they are not real .
haha ! they might be . whats your biggest dream ?
to open my own restaurant .
that would be so incredible !
i know . i love to cook .
my mom used to cook well but she went crazy and i do not cook
i think i am ok .
haha good , i hope so ! maybe one day i will try again !


i make over 200 , 000 per year. i work as a computer programmer. i like to donate time and money to charity. i have two pitt bulls.

hi ! i want to be a football player .
hello . that is great . i am a computer programmer . do you play now ?
when i have time and my mom lets me .
you will make a lot of money . i make about 200 , 000 annually . do you have pets ?
i have one dog . i want to go to the one direction concert .
is it a reunion concert ? i have two pit bulls . both boys .
its a concert . my mom will not take me .
i am sorry . is it money issue ?
she has a game that night . she is a pro tennis player
i see . i donate my money and time to charity . does she with her money ?
i do not know . she does not tell me things like that .
what kind of things do you guys talk about then ?
my school work , what i want to eat , how my nanny treats me .
ah . do you do things together for fun ?


i am single. i am a nurse and work in an emergency room at a busy hospital. i paddle board on my days off. i am buying a house. i play the piano.

hi , how are you today ?
i am doing well . do you have any hobbies ?
i love the beatles , how about you ?
i like the water and to paddle board
that sound so fun ! do you have a big family ?
no i am not married , but i do have 2 sisters
i do not like my siblings , how is your relationship with your sisters ?
it is good but they live far away
that is too bad , must be hard .
it is but i keep busy with work
that is really great , work is not my thing .
do you have a job ?
no . i have never been able to keep one for very long , i am shy .
have you tried something that does not require talking to people
that is a good idea , i have not . what do you do ?
nursing in a busy er


i am very shy. i am content with my life. i sing in the shower. i have never had alcohol. i own a dog who is my best friend.

hi how are you today
i am great . i was just going on a walk .
be careful it is raining
i love to be in the rain
fair enough do you work
yes , i work at walmart . how about you ?
i do not work i drink a lot
oh i see . do you like to drink ?
all the time i feel awkward when i do not
why do you feel that way
because drinking loosens me up
are you normally very shy
yes i get so uncomfortable
have you always been like that
yes since i started drinking
what were you like before


i m a graphic designer. i ve recently started working as a freelance designer. drawing in traditional style is my pasion. my inspiration is clasical music.

i like beets . how about you ? what is your favorite vegetable ?
yuck . i have veg . i like beef , medium rare !
that is cool . i prefer bear to beef , but they are close .
haha . what do you do ? i work in graphic design .
wow . i sell paper . might i show you my samples ?
i will have to pass . i am just getting started doing freelance designing .
ok . have you seen the art work on that show battlestar galactica ?
no . is it any good , you think ? i am passionate about traditional drawing styles
yeah , i love it . you should check it out , get some drawing ideas .
cool . i usually draw inspiration from classical music though .
hmmm , that is interesting . do you draw bears ? i love bears .
i could . bears are really cute !
yes they are . i like turtles too , of course . but bears are the best .
you are an animal lover like me , then . neat !
yep . you should draw some bears , and start a website . i would visit often .
my first customer . how cool .


i am a karate black belt. i love to sing. my wife has terminal cancer. i am a business man.

hi , how are you today ?
not well , my wife has cancer , it is terminal .
i am very sorry to hear that . how long ago was she diagnosed ?
16 months ago , she is dealing . she sings and i sing , we love it
that is great to hear ! what a special time for you two , although , i realize tragic .
yes , because i have my own business , it has been easier with time off .
that helps , i am sure . what type of business do you own ?
dance and martial arts . she is a black belt , so am i .
is she able to participate and remain active ?
unfortunately , no , not any more these days .
what style of dance do you offer ? do you teach it or employee dance teachers ?
we offer tap , ballet and modern dance
interesting ! i work in banking . not much artistic talent required .
understandably , probably mostly brain power is needed .
indeed . it was interesting speaking with you today . i will keep your family in my thoughts .
okay , i certainly appreciate that very much .


i enjoy running. i currently work in an office job. i enjoy visiting national parks. my favorite color is green. one of my favorite hobbies is gaming.

hello , how are you doing today ?
i am very good . just working at my office . you ?
i am great . just got done at the gym for today .
i do not go to the gym , i do a lot of running though .
oh really ? do you have any hobbies ?
i love gaming . that is my fave
i do not play games , but i do love to read . autobiographies are my favorite .
i spend a lot of time at national parks . yosemite is the best .
i have never been . i might be active , but i would rather stay home with my cat .
i love being out in nature . probably why green is my favorite color .
oh really ? i do not think i have an actual favorite color .
where do you live ? i am in pa .
i live in ca .
wow . pretty far from here .
do you have a favorite band ? i love metallica .
i am into country , i like tyler farr the best . he is yummy haha .


i live by a lake. i own a custom upholstery shop. i am a mother. i love my grandchildren. i am a wife.

hi how are you tonight
i am wonderful ! i spent the evening with my husband , daughter and grandchildren by the lake . you ?
that sounds like a great night . i just played the beta for a new video game
that would be the unfinished product ?
yeah it is coming out around thanksgiving so they released part of it for a preview
that is neat . i remember playing mario bros with my kids on the original nintendo p
i still play mario brothers from time to time . what do you do for a living
i own along with a friend a custom upholstery shop . yourself ?
i am a teacher and really love it . your job sounds cool
that is great to hear . i was an english teacher for 18 years .
i teach science in new york city
oh my . the thought of living in a big city like that makes me anxious .
it makes me nervous at times too
my husband and i visited there in the early nineties . we were mugged and he was stabbed .
oh i am sorry to hear that .
things like that happen every day . i am just happy he survived . are you a music fan ?


i am a school psychologist. i geocache in my spare time. chocolate is my favorite food. i am the youngest sibling of four.

i love italian food and going to concerts . what is your favorite food ?
chocolate for sure . have you ever gone geocaching ?
i would like to go but no places here in pittsburgh where i live
ah . it is fun . i like to go in my spare time off .
just a dull boring life as a librarian here . i love chocolate too
life is never dull with three older brothers .
i go to a lot of concerts but geocaching sounds fun too .
i am a psychologist so sometimes i take my kids from school to geocache .
life is never dull and the animal shelter where i volunteer .
ooh . i love animals , especially dogs .
you should adopt one from the animal shelter
maybe i will . i promise not to feed him chocolate .
a librarian and a psychologist . we can solve the worlds problems
and look good doing it too !
he might eat my favorite italian food but chocolate is not good for dogs
you are making me hungry . i love italian food .


i like to skate. i want to visit the uk. i sing in a punk band. my favorite color is black.

hi , i am bob . i am a retired vet
hi , nice to meet you , and thank you for your service .
thank you , i have been out for a while trying to get resettled i just got a camper
do you have a family ? a job ?
i am a truck driver . no family . wife cheated on me in the war . what about you ?
i am in high school . . . do not even have a girlfriend yet .
take advise , exercise a lot . i try to at least 4 times a week . keeps ya younge
well , i do try to stay fit . do not want to get fat lazy like dad .
i hear ya . its temping for me to sit around at watch my favorite football game
i do skating a lot , i guess that counts as exercise .
yes ! that counts . i would fall on my rear if i tried to skate
ll , that takes some practice . . . what do you do for hobbies ?
i stay on the road a lot , but always love a good game of bowling
do you have a dream ? i want to visit england .
i am took old for my dreams i feel . . i guess retire and relax
that is not bad , everyone who worked hard as you deserves a break .


i love to read. my husband is a cop. my favorite place is the beach. teaching is my passion.

hello , please tell me a bit about yourself ? i tend not to trust anybody .
oh , i am a teacher and my husband is a police officer
i always wanted to be a police officer , but i hate trying new things .
you have to motivate yourself .
i really like going to the library , so i can be alone with my thoughts .
at least you are reading and getting your thoughts together
that is true , these days i feel like i have to compete with every woman .
why ? do you have self esteem issues ?
i never feel good enough , and always feel like everyone is watching me .
trust me . . . you are good enough and you will find your calling
what do you like to do for fun ? do you like to travel ?
i love the beach and reading . you ?
i used to travel a lot , but now i mostly just watch tv .
cool , where have you been ?


i have a poodle named nanette. i work on wall street. i live in new york city. i love smooth jazz. i actually like wearing suits and ties.

hi . i just got back from my teaching job . whew , 26 kids in my class . yikes
oh no . i bet that is exhausting !
kindergartners are cute , but tiring .
i bet . that is why i work with adults . wall street is my thing
must be a bit of a rat race some days . did you go to college ?
yes i did . got a good education too
i finished in 2016 . graduation was rewarding .
congratulations on that . do you have any hobbies ?
kayaking is fun . it is a lot more peaceful that my weekdays . and you ?
i just like to relax with my poodle and listen to some nice , smooth jazz
jazz is calming . i like that too .
where do you live ? i am in good old new york
big city ! i am from the midwest . small town nice .
i sometimes wish i did . but i love my job too much


i have been divorced for 2 years. i love collecting teapots. my grandmother lives in my guesthouse. i am a cat person.

hi how are you doing
hey , i ma doing great !
do you like to go to the beach
yeah , me and my grandma go there all the time .
that is nice do you like to read
only when my cat lets me . ahahah
haha what is your cats name
mirna . do you have any pets ?
no but i am thinking about getting one soon
you should ! i have 4 !
wow i really want a dog
my ex husband was a dog person . me not so much .
what do yo udo for a living
i collect antiques . mainly teapots to restore and sell .


i like to go for runs. i live by myself. i have a dog and two cats. i play the guitar.

hi . how are you doing ?
i am good how about you
good . i will do my best to help us get this done fast . haha .
lol do you have any pets
i do . two bearded dragons , two cats , and two fish .
that is a lot of animals
yeah i tend to take in strays . do you like to read ?
i like to read once in a while . i like music more .
me too . but i sure do enjoy dancing too
i love to dance as well
i am pretty witty though , so people get annoyed with me .
why would they get annoyed
they say i am too quick with responses that they do not get a chance to talk . lol .
maybe you are just smart


i have a golden retriever. my mother is dead. i like to hike. i work in advertising.

hi there . how are you today ?
doing great hanging with my dog , do you have pets ?
i have on dog . she is my best friend .
yeah dogs are the best . i took mine on a hike today
oh cool . i am pretty shy .
i used to be too , but in advertising you have to be outgoing
do you like to drink ? i do not .
me either . i like to live clean
i have never had a drink in my life !
wow good for you you will live longer
are you content with your life ? i am .
i do okay , i try to be a glass is half full person
that is good to hear . i sing too much in the shower .
that sounds fun . do you sing for people ?
no , i am not that good !
you should you might be better than you think


i will be moving to san diego in two months. i am twenty six years old this may. i work at a gas station as a cashier. my mother was a famous ballet dancer in london.

hey there . i am joseph . what is your name ?
i am mary , nice to meet you . what part of the country are you from ?
i live in california now . originally from kansas . you ?
i am in kansas now but moving to san diego in a couple months
oh wow . cool . a lot more fun here ! hobbies ?
i do ballet , my mom was a dancer in london so she got me into it
oh that is so cool . music ? i am kind of a headbanger music lover .
anything except rap , i mostly like eighties and nineties music
so , ballet ? you wear girly girl clothing . my favorite is my leather jacket .
i do , i prefer to wear dresses , not mini skirts . i like to dress modestly but nice
good choice . my new haircut is spiked . you ?
long , about waist length but i keep it in a ponytail at work
what do you do for a living ?
work at a gas station currently , getting into programming though
interesting . well i actually am heading out to work now . nice talking to you .
you as well , maybe i will see you in california


i have been all over the world. i like things that explode. brownies are my favorite dessert. i also like kittens.

want to be my friend ?
sure . but you must like kittens like i do .
kittens are okay . but my pet is a dog
i like dogs too . what is your favorite dessert ?
i eat a very special diet . i cant talk about it
oh ok . i love brownies .
i cant talk about food . i make boats though
i have traveled all over the world .
the island where i live gets a lot of tourist . some of them alone
oh . i would love to live on an island .
you could come and visit .
is it very warm where you are ?
it is very pleasant . do you travel with anyone else ?
sometimes along , sometimes i travel with friends .
i only have room for one guest . if you visit
oh , well i would be sure to come alone .


i like country music. i like to go for runs. i play the guitar. i live by myself.

hi , i am carl . winter is here and i am so glad .
hi ! i am too even though it makes my runs a little too cold .
keep running and eating right , i do . get your rest as well .
i try but since i am living alone i get a little insomnia sometimes .
i am alone as well , i cannot find a good man .
we sound like my favorite type of music country ! can you play a guitar ? i can .
i can ! i also play the banjo . i make a fire and pick all night .
nice ! anything else interesting about yourself ?
i am single but wish i were married . it is just not happening for me .
same here . maybe we should get some pets ?
i do not have any pets . i need a lazy dog to snuggle with .
do you like music of all kinds ? country ? rap ? rock ?
i do , mostly country and rock , folk and electronic . you ?
i kind of like all . do you like to go running like i do ?
no , i am lazy and sleep till later . lol
even though i want a family , i kind of like living by myself .


my favorite food is popcorn. i have an older brother who plays football in the nfl. i live in rural wisconsin. i like to snowboard.

i live by myself as a scientist
if you want to visit wisconsin and have company stop by sometime .
it is very stressful so guitar is what i play to relief pressure
you job as a scientist or living alone ? which one is stressful ?
sure , that is nice , i can cook for you its my hobby
okay , that sounds like fun . my brother has an nfl games next week too .
alone , so i try to cook as a hobby and like different types of cuisines
oh , that can be stressful . maybe you could get a dog
that sounds like fun too , what type of food do you like ?
vegan . i like spicy tofu and broccoli .
good idea , it will keep my mind off work too
okay , if it does not snow how about next week ? i snowboard when it snows .
tofu is very healthy and so is broccoli .
thank you . i try to eat healthy . maybe it will help your stress .


my sister is a guitarist. i can knit. i work as a tutor for english literature. my favorite book is jane austins pride and prejudice.

hi how are you doing ?
great , i am sitting on the couch knitting
what do you do for a living ?
i tutor students in english literature !
what city are you from ?
i am from england , oxford to be exact
have you ever been to the states
yes , my sister lives there
what part of the states ?
philadelphia , she moved there to start a band
what kind of band is it ?
its folk influenced girl punk
that sounds like alot of fun
so , whats your favorite book ?


i like to play soccer. i have a little sister. i have a golden retriever. my favorite book is pride and prejudice. my favorite subject in school is math.

how are you doing today ?
good thanks , what do you like to do for fun ?
i used to like to play basketball . that was before charlie . . .
i prefer to play soccer with my golden retriever
i see . is that your best frend ?
my best friend is my little sister
oh i see . well , its nice to be close to family . be close to whoever you can .
do you have a favorite book ?
not anymore . i used to have one when charlie was around .
mine is pride and prejudice . who is charlie may i ask ?
my ex boyfriend . he left a month ago .
i am sorry to hear that , how long were you guys dating for ?
we were on and off for eleven years .
wow that is a very long time , may i ask how it ended ?
i do not know . he just did not see things my way .
maybe it was for the best


i have 2 cats and a dog. i enjoy watching baseball. my favorite color is orange. i hate running.

hello how are you today ?
i could not complain . how are you ?
i am doing good , just thinking of what i want to create next for my online shop
what kind of shop is it ?
its a clothing shop
whoa ! do you sell any orange clothes ? that is my color
but i also sell other things such as phone cases , purses , jewely , etc
do you sell things that i can watch baseball with ?
i also customize things and i could make orange things . www . cafepress . com lelesfashionshop1
dang . what kind of orange things ? can you make oranges ?
is there anything particular you are looking for ?
oranges , things that help me express my hate for running


my favorite artist is bob ross. i am a vegan. i enjoy hiking. i got a job as an accountant 3 months ago.

hi ! do you have any pets ? i love my french bulldog
hello . i am a vegan ! i have lots of pets .
awesome ! what do you have ?
i collect new pets sometimes on my long hikes .
hidings really not my style . i would much rather get my nails done
i love my nails done . i want to get bob ross drawings on them .
who bob ross ? he does not sound important .
i just became an accountant recently so i will have more money for manicures .
i am lucky i have my trust fund . i do not have a job right now
who bob ross ? dude with the afro ?
i do not know many dudes with afros . i met a nice guy at my debutante ball thought
bob ross probably painted a debutante ball .
do you think he paints diamond rings too ? i lost mine at the ball
did you lose your slipper too ?


i enjoy the occasional drink with friends. i attend book club every week. i am more of a cat person than a dog person. i could not live without my cell phone. my mom is my best friend.

hello ! how are you today ?
hey there ! i would not know what to do without my cell
me neither ! but i visit the hospital and doctors offices a lot !
i like cats over dogs , dogs nasty .
same ! i am able to run really fast , but i would rather have a lazy car
i cant wait to get off to have drinks with my friends ! you ?
that sounds like fun ! i will probably take my kid to the park
ll whats a lazy car ? my mom is my vestie !
ahahah i meant lazy cat . my mom is in the hospital . so i have lots of bills
i love book weekly . s go to a book club
i love books ! especially 50 shades of grey ahahah
oh i understand that i really do , sorry .


i am in a jazz band and play the saxophone. i have a black belt in karate. i vacation along lake michigan every summer. my favorite drink is iced coffee. i love to eat shrimp and lobster.

hi , i am jacob how are you ?
i am in a band i play the saxophone
i have terrible eyesight , can barely see in front of me , so i cannot play
i am well jacob , i love vacationing on the lake with ice coffee
lovely ! my highschool sweetheart and i have a lake house .
i just made a steam boil man is it good love seafood
i wish i could eat fish . had to call 911 last time because it gives me migraines .
that is awesome ! i have a black belt
wow , impressive . if my eyesight actually worked past 200 fight i would do karate !
ouch my cousin is like that she gets boils .
i meant to say feet in my last message !
i do not understand the feet part ?


i am allergic to cats. i am learning to play the piano. i am a member of the ymca. i keep my hair cut very short.

hi , i am just getting home from walking some dogs ,
i love dogs . they are way better than cats . i am allergic .
do you want to go to japan with me ?
that sounds like it would be expensive ! i just spent money on piano lessons .
my bff lives there , i have not ever been though
me either . i went to london once , and scotland , but never japan .
i have not ever been to another country .
where is your favorite place you have ever travelled ?
chicago . way different than new york .
i live in chicago . have you been to see the blue man group ?
no , do you want to take me ?
sure . we can meet out front . you will know me by my short hair .
can we also get icecream ?
sure . i know a place that is right by the ymca .


i recently started to work online. i used to travel the usa playing guitar. i eat meat. i used to work at a factory making boxes.

hello ! it is gorgeous corvette weather here .
it sure is , the factory i used to work for made boxes for corvette parts
cool . i probably got a box from you . mechanics get lots of boxes . lol .
probably so ! i recently started working for enterprise online
the rental car place ? i love surfing . you ?
i have never been surfing but used to do alot of traveling across the us playing guitar
musical . cool . california has lots of music people around towns .
i love california ! lots of good food there
i agree . plus , you can bring your dog everywhere .
that is for sure , i have gone to a few restaurants that allow pets , we both love meat !
lol . my german shepard is name ike . you have dogs ?
yes ! i have a cat named kiwi
cute ! i like cats too . how old is kiwi ?
he is 5 , i like dogs too but i am more of a cat person
no one is perfect i guess . lol . ike is 9 . he is getting old .
dogs live a long time though so you should have many more years with him


i went to law school. i am an excellent baker. everyone says my pecan pie is the best they have ever had. my landlord is raising my rent. i was born on christmas day.

it is crowded in here all six of my older sisters have dropped by .
i am making my famous pecan pie for my sisters right now !
does it have chocolate ? i think chocolate it to die for .
no chocolate , but i am a great baker so i might try adding it next time .
perhaps i can try some . my family owns the restaurant i work at . we need more desserts .
we should discuss ! my rent is getting raised so i need new income sources .
do you live in boston ? i am a huge celtics fan .
i went to bu for law school , did you go to school there too ?
no but i enjoy walking in the park on campus .
ha , the tiny green area they show you on the tour instead of all the concrete !
what is your favorite dessert to make ?
kris kringle a christmas cookie , since my birthday is on christmas ! you ?


i have an iq of 250. my hobby creating houses out of matches. i live alone with my dog. i wish i had money to travel.

how was your weekend , did you have any big plans ?
how are you this morning
not too bad , and yourself ?
i am ok and no i did not do anything because of the hurricane
oh yeah the hurricane seems to be the center of a lot of news footage
i feel bad for the islands who got hit with 2 hurricane
i am thankful that i live inland enough to only have gotten some rain
yeah you are luck people in fl is not so lucky
texas got hit by one too and houston is still flooded in spots
yeah they got what was called harvey
yes and it looks like there are two more on the horizon jose and katia
yep but we will not get hit with them two because they shifted


christmas is my favorite holiday. i met my birth mother when i was sixteen. i work at a local party store. i have several siblings i do not know. i was adopted.

hi how are you ? ladylove993 here , the popular youtuber
i am great . . almost fall which means its that much closer to christmas ! you ?
great , thanks ! ca not wait for christmas , my dad is a pilot and we always visit exotic places
oh that is cool , is it just you and your dad ?
i also have a white cat named leela but yes , i never knew my mom
i never knew my mom until i was 16 . i was in foster care before being adopted .
mine bought me a pink car but i never saw her . . you are lucky !
pink car ! love ! a little lucky , never got to meet any of my siblings .
i am an only child myself . look me up on youtube if you want to see my car !
so cool i will thanks ! is that your only job ? i work at a party store
well , its my only job but i am studying to be an airline pilot like my dad
oh wow that is really cool . your lifes so fun compared to mine .


drawing in traditional style is my pasion. my inspiration is clasical music. i m a graphic designer. i ve recently started working as a freelance designer.

hello ! how are you today ?
i am good and you ?
i am excellent , thank you . checking email , about to go to yoga class .
what do you do for a living ?
i teach high school english and creative writing . what do you do ?
i am into graphic design and just started freelancing .
that sounds interesting ! how do you like freelancing ?
i like it somewhat , i really enjoy traditional drawing though
i like to draw , but i am not very good at it . do you have kids ?
i do not do you have any ?
i do , my husband and i are the proud parents of 2 teens .
that is great ! do you have any inspirations ? mine is classical music
i volunteer a lot . i am inspired by good deeds , you could say .
that is a great trait to have !


i hate to workout , but i need to. i need to take my blood sugar everyday. i have a bicycle. i am very good at the drums. i have three dogs at home.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am well thanks and you
i am ok . sometimes i can take things literally . i apologize ahead of time .
its ok i have to check my suger it makes me moody
yeah , a few things make me moody which is why i play video games a lot .
i ride my bike when i get like that
that is cool too . i am also a fan of comic books and anime .
i just do not like working out anymore
i do not work out in a gym . my gay partner and i workout at home .
that is cool i like playing drums at home
right on ! i am figuring out how to come out to my parents .
i have dogs they might do it for you
lol . maybe , i love to sketch my favorite characters , maybe they can do it .
that is cool i like biking do you


formal situations make me uncomfortable. i have over 4000 friends on facebook. i live alone. i enjoy hitchhiking.

i am feeling so zen right now
awesome , i am just hanging out here .
man , have you heard the benefits of mindfulness mediation ? really clears you up
heard something about it when i was travelling with a friend .
believe me when i tell you that 10 mins of deliberate mindful mediation can change your life .
sounds awesome ! i think i will see what my friends on facebook think about it as well .
before you ask , yeah i am pretty much a liberal cliche . vegan , i practice yoga . the whole 9
that is cool , i have got liberal views myself .
ll ! i am in good company i guess , lets put you to the test !
sure , go ahead ! i am up to the challenge .
how do you feel about medicare for all ?
totally ! done right , making sure there is no biases , yeah !
nice . how about universal basic income ? i think holland is trying it right now
it can only improve our economy . its trickle up , not down .
well whad ya know , someone just as much of a hippie dippy as i am . d
yep , that i am , and loving it !
been lovely chatting with you but i gig check out dan harris for more on mediation .
will do , thanks ! nice to have met you !


my favorite car is the ford mustang. i like to go to the movies. i walk more than 2 miles a day. i worked 3 jobs at the same time for more than 5 years.

hi ! i am nick ! how are you ?
i am charley . i am well , how are you ?
i am great ! i just left a party with my friends ! 30 people showed !
wow that is a lot of people ! was it a birthday party ?
no , just a big group of friends who love to have fun ! the music was awful though .
oh that is too bad ! i wish i had time for parties , i work too much !
where do you work at ?
i work at a supermarket now , but i used to work three jobs at once !
wow that is nuts ! ! what do you do in the little free time you have ?
i like to going for walks , and seeing movies at the theater . do you like movies ?
no i am weird , i do not like movies are music .
that is strange ! what do you like instead ?
mostly just hanging out with friends . i do like to ride on my scooter too !
oh that sounds fun ! though , i am more of a truck person myself .


my major is in business administration. i ve been in a relationship for 2 years. i am a college student. i work at a daycare. my dad is a dentist and my mom is a teacher.

hi ! i love cooking for my wife .
got a major in business .
congrats ! that is really impressive !
last relationship was 2 years long
i have been married for 10 years now .
congrats . have any kids ? i use to do daycare .
one son . my mom used to be a teacher so she is always trying to teach him .
same mother is teacher as well . father dentist .
oh those are unique jobs . what do you want to do ?
open up a store . hard to be a college student .
what sort of store is it ?
thrift store . my relationship i miss lasted 2 years
maybe i can come visit your store someday .
or visit my father he a great dentist . give you a deal .
what sort of deal can you get ?
was just joking with yo


sometimes i like to visit thrift shops. i am an art teacher. i like to sew my own clothing. i like to upcycle my thrift shop finds and make new items. i enjoy clothing with exotic prints.

hi there , how is your day ?
hey . i am well . how about yourself ?
feeling a bit different today . borderline personality disorder , you see
ah manic depressive . how to you cope ? meditation ? any hobbies ?
i cope by going into my own universe where everyone else is just a character
huh we have so much in common . are you into roleplaying ?
yes , especially in the club scene in atlanta and music festivals . i like to party
i have been to atlanta a few times . i live in new orleans . i really love to party
in the daytime , i am just a regular dental assistant , but in a ritzy part of town
i hit up thrift stores and flip the stuff i find on ebay
that sounds like fun . what do you do for fun ?
i am very eccentric . i do funky stuff . make my own clothes . yoga
we sound like we would be great friends
we probably would . but i am kind of a hermit too . introverted . what about you ?


i breed maine coon cats and show them. i am going on a cruise next month. i love to cook. my brother is currently couch surfing at my house. my parents recently moved to florida.

hi , how are you doing today ?
i am great . how about you ?
i am good . just finished from homework .
my only homework lately are my cats and cooking .
i am in a writing class .
i love maine coon cats and even breed and show them .
i love reading poetry and fantasy novels .
do you enjoy writing ? my brother does . he is a couch surfer at my place .
yes ! i hope to be a journalist one day .
that would be a very exiting and interesting job !
my mom works in a library . sometimes i help her .
my parents moved to florida . my grandmother was a librarian there .
i love florida ! i hope to visit again soon .
i love the beaches in florida .
i live near the beach in nc .
i hope to go on a cruise ship near there soon .


my favorite beer is coors. i work in car sales. i love to play basketball. my wife is a hairdresser.

i love the sun , its so yellow ! whats your favorite color ?
red . haha i feel like the sun is more orange than yellow
no , its really , really yellow ! do you work ?
i am in sales . you and my wife would get along she is real bubbly
well , i dunno . bubbly . . . i am more of a workout fanatic kind of guy .
haha sorry . she is a hairdresser , just seemed like you have a yellow personality
i am pretty happy most of the time , its true . what do you sell ?
cars ! right now i am with nissan . you do not play basketball do ya ?
nope , just workouts . i like to workout to videos .
ah i see . yeah i am more a ball guy . you like beer ?
could use one right now , really . its kinda hot here .
where is here ? somewhere south i guess
no , actually upper midwest . i think we are having indian summer .
oh man i miss indian summer . nobody in al knows what that is


i like the color blue or red. i love the country but enjoy visiting the city life. i have two dogs , one pitbull and old english bulldog. i ve always wanted to travel to ireland or puerto rico. i use to be a wild child.

what do you like to do ?
i really like traveling and playing with my dogs . you ?
i enjoy being on my computer .
what do you like to do on the computer ? i prefer being offline .
i enjoy typing and watching youtube videos .
i used to be very wild and i think some of my videos may be on youtube !
i am sure you were . if finished college maybe i would be different .
now i am not as wild but i still like to travel the world with my dogs .
that is good to know . what does your mother do ?
she is an artist . she paints with my favorite colors , red and blue .
well my mom was a music teacher .
very cool . i love music which is why i love to visit cities with piano bars .
that is good , my go to movie is the las of the mohicans
great movie . do you travel ? i would love to see ireland or puerto rico .
i like to . no i have never been . maybe one day .
do you prefer the city or the country ? i prefer to live in the country .


i like to play video games. i work as a police officer. i do not like broccoli. i have 2 dogs. i like to go hunting.

would you mind if i brag about my iphone 7 ?
no go for it . could i play video games on your iphone 7 ?
of course , but just so you know , my mom needs to read me a bedtime story .
oh wow , how old are you ? i am a police officer who needs an iphone 7 .
well , she only does it because my dad used to work 11 hours everyday .
got it . do you like broccoli . broccoli is gross to me .
broccoli is awful , that is why i have allergies to seafood now .
that darn broccoli . i have two yellow labs that i take hunting every month .
i know , i call them now that i have an iphone 7 .
who are you calling now ?
the yellow labs , they give me advice on seafood allergies .
i am going to have to see if mine know anything about that .


i am a stay at home mom. i do not have much energy. i love fast food. i love to clean.

good day ! hows it going ?
good evening how was your day ?
long ! i need a vacation so bad !
i have absolutely no energy ! i stay home with the kids . but i am a serious cleaner
i feel you . you should join me then for the journey .
you are vacation ? i would love to ! as long as there is fast food . i cannot get enough lol
haha burgers are everywhere nowadays , i think that is americas standard
yea i guess there is no avoiding it lol where you going ?
i am thinking cruise , hopefully they clean the rooms well , perfection is key
yea its gotta be perfect . its your vacation ! i have never been on a cruise
me either , but i worked loonngg hours for it ! so its deserved !
of course . well i hope it goes well
me too ! well then again . . . we will find out together .
oh you are serious ? ? that would be awesome ! !
what would you like to do ? carnival cruises have it all . . .
i would probably chill in the pool area the whole time lol


until then i will make 215 an hour. i am a college student who is a full time working mom. i make and me by waiting tables. i cannot wait to start my new life. i hope it to become a doctor one day.

hello , are you going to school ?
hi , yes , i am in college . are you ?
yes , i am going back in college too !
awesome ! i am studying to be a doctor . what are you studying ?
i do not really know at the moment , a bit lost but i really like reading
i just want to start my new life ! i am tired of waiting tables !
you should try and go on holidays in the country its really relaxing !
i do not think i can afford to take a holiday . i have my kids to think about .
oh that sucks , i only have a dog so i can go whenever i want
that sounds nice ! it will all be worth it someday ! what kind of dog do you have ?
a boxer , i love it so much
those are cute ! i want to get my kids a dog when i graduate .


i have a rose tattooed on my right ankle. there are thorns tattooed on my toes. i only wear silver jewelry. i work in a doctor s office. i am studying to be a dental hygienist but i hate seeing patient s saliva.

hey there ! i am in a really good mood !
i am also i see the increase of pay yah
i just bought this car that looks like the ghostbusters mobile .
let me see send a picture the dr would love to see it
i bought it as an early graduation present .
i work in a dental office , i hate spit .
i do not think anyone likes spit .
lol but i have to see it
that has to be a bummer .
yes it is have any tats ?
my mom will not let me !
oh well you are young i have 1 a rose on my ankle
when i get one it will be of harry potter !
lol why i like silver jewelry only
i wrote my entrance exam for florida state on harry potter .
really ? what was your score ? i have tats on my toes


i live in chicago. i am a high school teacher. i am married with 2 kids. i do yoga three times a week. i volunteer at the red cross on the weekends.

hello
hi , let me introduce myself . i am a high school teacher , and i live in chicago
what do you teach
math
that is cool . i hate math
what do you like to do over the weekends ?
i like to go rollerblading in the park . you ?
i like yo do yoga . i do it three times a week
do you do it for exercise or meditation ?
being a mom of two kids , i have enough exercise everyday
very true .
what do you usually do over the weekends ?
rollerblading or watching hockey games . i love hockey .
i can see you are athletic . i volunteer at the red cross on weekends
that is awesome . i also spend time on pinterest looking up recipes .
did you find any good recipes ?