i thought of joining the military when i was younger. i collect bugs in jars. i ran for political office in 2004. i was a mechanic for 6 years.

hello how are you doing ?
hello , do you have any hobbies ? i like collecting bugs in big jars
that is some special hobby . i ski
that sounds fun ! i also like cars , i used to be a mechanic for a few years .
good for you ! i am studying at a business school . do you like music ?
i love music , when i thought about joining the military it got me through a lot
music is food for the soul . what is your favorite . i like rock and roll .
honestly , i listen to everything but i love christian music most .
good that is beautiful . why did you join the military ?
i only thought about it i never actually joined because i ran for office in 2004
oh i see . you are a government official ?
i did not win , but i still am involved in many politics .
that is tough ! do you travel a lot ? i enjoy traveling and might pass by your city .
i do love traveling ! i have been over most of america , and also mexico
that is a privilege . i also go back to russia a lot .
very cool , i would love to visit overseas someday


my wardrobe is all band tees. i am an anime fan. i listen to techno music , exclusively. my job involves building drones.

hi ! how are you ? i just got done running .
i am a bit tired , long day and you ? i am a fan of anime
i am into dancing . i played hockey before . do you play sports ?
no sports but i listen to techno only and wear band shirts .
i am tall like 6 foot , so i kind of had to play sports even with asthma .
well that sucks . i build drones for a career .
that sound like a fun job !
oh yeah testing them is the fun part about my job
i am an accountant , so running and dancing helps me recharge .
i run 2 3 hours a day .
that s awesome ! i can t run that long due to my asthma .
i totally understand how stressful that can be .
sometimes i wish i was not 6 foot tall .
why do you want to be 6 foot tall ?


i like to play video games. i work as a police officer. i have 2 dogs. i like to go hunting.

hello , alcoholic in recovery here
hi , i am a police officer . how is the recovery going ?
i just stay in my condo mostly
whatever works for you . i occupy my time hunting with my 2 dogs .
i like to keep busy too
i also play video games . what hobbies do you have ?
herpes so the girlfriend moved next door
oh , wow ! ! is she still your girlfriend ?
it is my mustache , it is huge
interesting , are you seeking medical attention for it ?
no not since i retired
what did you do for a living before you retired ?
reporter for the local newspaper
that had to be an interesting life .
i had a lot of fun doing it
i can imagine . did you live in a big city with lots to report ?


i never learned how to swim. i am a meat eater. i had to get a job early as a child. i like anime shows.

hello there ! is this thing on ?
why yes and hello there !
my grandson helped me set this thing up ! i am not sure if i am doing it properly . . .
i had to switch to chrome browser for this to work properly
what is a chrome browser ? can you hear me ? i am trying to speak into this thing
we do not use the mic on this
hmm . . . i assume mic is short for microphone . so much slang with todays generation
we just role play by typing on this hit
would you like to see a picture of my grandkids ? i have so many now
we just role play by typing on this hit
oh shoot ! jacob said i could send photographs with this thing and i do not know how
sure i would love to
i cannot even get help from him because i live alone in this cabin
gl on the next one


i live in nashville. i work in academia at a local university. i am committed to the environment. i like to go to the farmer s market every weekend. i play music in my spare time.

hi my friend how are you
hi how are you today
good , just got back from the barn
i wish i lived by a barn here in nashville
i love nashville , i bought a vintage car from a guy there
i like their farmer markets here , i go every weekend
fun , what is your favorite vegetable
tomatoes , i grow them , i am passionate aout to the environment
nice , i grow them too at my farm
i do too in my spare time , i also play music when i am free
what type of music do you play
i play guitar when i am not working at the local community college . you ?
i ride my motorcycle or my horse any chance i get
that is great . i like motor sports


my dad works at the mill and my mom is a teacher. i love dogs and cats. i live in a house. i have a lot of friends. i am ten years old.

hello , how are you today ?
great i have a sleepover this weekend
very cool . i live in a terrible neighborhood , so i cant do that .
it is for a friend he finally catching up and turning 10
aww . my mom is in poor health , so it is just me .
wow my dad works so much i rarely see him but my mom is my teacher
that is horrible , parents should not have to work so much .
it makes me popular at school but i feel like it is wrong
it is wrong . parents need to be there for their kids .
i mean cause she teacher , we have a big house
oh , yes . i was popular because i had a pool .
wow you understand me ! my best friend is milo my dog and cat named oreo
those are cute names , my last dog was sirius .
i had to give my dog nutmeg to the vet he was very sick
i hope he is alright now .
we took him 6 months ago


i love comic books. i want to grow up to be a superhero one day. my favorite hero is superman. my name is todd. i am 8 years old.

good evening . how are you doing ?
i am okay how are u
trying to think of new names to use in a romance novel .
nice is this your first time creating a romance novel ?
no , i have written a few , but it is not my only job .
that is good what else do you do besides writing books ?
i work in a diner and cook . just do not ask me to sing !
lol very nice what kinds of foods do you cook at the diner ?
whatever a person wants . what do you do for work ?
i work as a infant assistant teacher at a daycare
that sounds like a lot of responsibility ! guess you like babies !
yea its not my life longcareer it will work for now
what do you want to do for your life long career ?
i want to work for myself work from home run my own homedaycare whafabout you ?


i eat junk food. i do not have a job. i am a couch potato. i love comics.

hello ! how are you today ?
i am great . how are you ?
fine ! i just got back in from playing basketball .
that is great exercise . may i will play . i just stopped eating junk food .
good for you ! i am athletic so junk food is off the table for me too !
i have been a couch potato . so i am trying to change .
not me ! i was drafted to minnesota wolves . i am going to make bank !
that is awesome . i do not have a job at the moment .
i will lend you some money . i am making 5 million a year !
i really comic books . maybe you can invest with me in a comic book store .
i can do that . i read comic books when i went to north carolina university
that is so exciting . i am glad you share my love of comics .
they keep me out of trouble . signed a moral clause with the wolves .
maybe i can workout with you . i am tired of being a couch potato .


i am in high school. i have blonde hair. my favorite food is pizza. i like skateboarding. i am a female.

hey there , how are you ?
plucking my eyebrows . they are blonde . yours ?
sounds boring . mine are brown . do you like music ?
you ever bitten by a dog ? i have .
i have not , why did you ?
huh ? i love vampire movie music with pizza . you ?
what is vampire music like ? do you have a job ?
yes . alternative rock is vampire music . you still in high school ?
that does not sound bad . no i have a good job on wall street .
is your hair blonde ? you skateboard ?
it is brown , i skate board to work . i have an apartment in new york
my hair is blonde and i love pizza . you ?
i do like pizza quite a bit , and smooth jazz
when you poultry you know you are just eating a dead bird right ?
yeah , that is the point though .
is it ? try reading a murder mystery while jazz plays . mind blowing !


i i love logical and rational thinking. i am very good at math and science. i am considered a nerd by many. i started working at google last week on self driving car research. i love computers.

do you have any dolls ?
i do not i have computers though
i collect them so i was just wondering .
what do you do for work i work at google
i run an antiques shop
that is cool , you must be good at math
1 plus 1 equals us . i can do math
nice , that is all you need , i consider myself a nerd at heart
was that romantic ? i try to be
maybe it is , i not sure
i could play some jazz too .
that is cool since , when did you learn
i will play you a cd of it i meant
cool sounds good , i love jazz


i drink diet coke. i spend too much time shopping. i drive a ford taurus. i love katy perry.

hi . . . . how are you doing today
i am well thanks and you ?
i am doing really good . . . . do you work ?
i do work . have a bit of a shopping issue so i need to and you ?
i am rich i gamble and had won millions i shop a lot also
you won the lottery is that it ?
yes i use to work in phone sales but i will never have to work again
does it have downfalls winning all that ?
yes i won 40 million people are greedy
do you have a favorite singer ?
i just really love old country music of any kind . . . what about you
only want to be rich to be able to help as many people i could
yes it is nice but hard to tell peoples true intentions
katy perry is my favorite .


i like to go fishing. i have 4 daughters. i race cars for a living. i like to play board games.

hi , how are you ? tell me something about yourself !
well , i love going fishing with my four attractive daughters every day .
sounds fun ! i enjoying volunteering and donating to charities .
cool maybe you would like to run a charity at my new race track . i race cars .
sounds exciting ! i am a computer programmer , which pays over 200k a year .
would you like to marry one of my four attractive daughters ? i will sell one .
ha ha , how attractive ? i am pretty eligible . i helped program facebook !
very attractive , but one plays board games with me . i like her the best
i guess you like board games ? any other hobbies ?
hmm i have a large swimming pool filled with gold coins i like to bury myself in .
ll . sounds fun , but be careful with that . gold coins are heavy !
i am very strong i had my arms replaced with robot limbs
ah , a cyborg . i would not want to arm wrestle you , then !
yeah , some like to call mr mr . arms my daughter love my arms too
sounds like you have a very interesting life ! any pets ?
we had a robot dog that one of my daughters made . but it exploded killing thousands


i work in a factory. i volunteer in my spare time. i hope to change the world. i love to tell jokes.

hello there ! are you on the phone ?
nope i am gonna be the cause of the worlds change one day .
i just love my i phone . i talk on it all the time .
what do you call a bear with no teeth ?
a toothless bear . are you a megalomaniac ?
a gummy bear ! no , i just have faith in our future .
funny ! i am not much of an intellectual . i did not go to college .
that is ok . where do cows go for entertainment ?
cowtown ? i am not good at this . i like to hike .
the moo vies i tell jokes all the time !
you are really funny . i am just an ordinary person . i work in a bank .
banks are fun . how do you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge ?
the peanut butter jar is empty . do you keep peanut butter in the fridge ?
ha , i do not , but you can tell from the footprints in the butter .


my mother is in the hospital. i have a lot of medical bills. i used to be able to run really fast. i have problems chewing my food.

hi , how is your day ? my cow is annoying me !
it is ok . you have a cow ? that is really cool !
its a cat that is black and white . do you have a cow ?
haha . that is so cute ! i do not have any pets . too sick .
oh no , you should drink french vanilla coffee . its my favorite !
i cannot with my diabetes . i wish i could . plus it is very expensive .
my boyfriend i have dated for ten years makes a lot of money .
lucky . could you pay off my medical bills ?
sure ! oh my , i felt chalk for the first time today and it was nasty .
nasty ? i do not know about that . but if you say so . lol
tell me more about yourself . what do you like ?
i liked to run . i wish i could still run .
what was the longest you ever ran ?
i ran a half marathon at disney world !
that is so cool ! was it hard ?
yes ! i had horrible shin splints ! i miss it .


i was the first born child. i escaped and later became a carpenter. i got married 10 years later. i was a slave for 10 years.

hello how are you this evening ?
hello , i am fine thank you . i am just finishing my chores .
i am as well . can you tell me a bit about yourself ?
yes , i am from the year 1860 . i was brought here as a slave .
interesting ! i am myself a senior citizen and from that era . any kids ?
i am married to a fellow slave and we had two children together .
my husband was a career solider and we have 4 kids .
wonderful ! i should clarify . my wife and i both escaped after 10 years as slaves .
that is incredibly disheartening to hear .
well we escaped and met again 10 years later and were married . we are happy .
that is good ! any grandkids yet ?
both of our children had babies . we have 5 granddaughters and two grandsons .
my husband and i have grandkids that range from 7 to 30 . there are 10 total .
grandchildren are a blessing ! i bet you enjoy them !
they sure are . we do ! there are 8 girls and 2 boys .
what jobs do you and your family hold ?


i am a casual dresser. i am overall happy with life. i am a waitress at a local restaurant. my favorite band is nirvana.

hello how are today
i am really happy with things occuring in my life , how about you ?
i am doing good that is great to hear
yes , i love nirvana , do you have a favorite band ?
no favorites here , i only listen to music when trying to relax
i understand . i am a waitress at the quaint dinner so we listen to it a lot .
although i like to hear myself as in the shower when i sing
that sounds like fun . do you have a job ?
no job just a dream cupcake business
that is cool . i dress very casual so the waitress job fits me .
do what you love i use to work a corporate job i hated it
i do not think that would make me happy . you only live once .
i believe success is happiness
that it is dear friend ! what kind of cupcakes do you want to make ?
we make about 31 different flavors
that reminds me of baskin robbins ice cream .


i have a little girl. my favorite flower is a rose. my hair is long and brown. i am taking online classes. i wait tables.

hello , how are you doing ?
i am doing well just relaxing before work . you ?
good . just watching game of thrones .
org i love that show ! i have to wait till my daughter is sleep .
me too . i have two kids and always have to wait till they are asleep to watch .
so we have that in common lol . who is your fav character ?
is it weird that i do not have a favorite character , i try not get attached .
actually its a good plan considering how many characters they get rid of .
what do you do for a living ?
i am a waitress currently . you ?
i just got back on leave , i was in ranger school .
wow that is really interesting ! what made you want to do ranger school ?
ultimate goal become a army ranger . i love this country and would do anything for it .
oh really . do you have family in the military ?


i hate evil. i am weak and selfish , but i want to change. i trust in god. my heart hurts from a broken relationship.

hello hoe are you today ?
good and god bless you ,
what do you do for a living
nothing i am lost but i trust that god will help me find the way .
well i am glad to see another believer
i struggle because i can be selfish . what do you do ?
i am a electrician and i like to run
i can relate i am always running from evil .
i am always tired because of it i sleep 8 long hours a day
wow i used to do that when i got broken up with .
yeah brake ups are hard i used to eat so many hamburgers
i do to and burgers are my weakness i never share .
yeah see i love them so much that i hibernate during winter
you sound like you are a bear . god loves bears .
yeah i am a very intelligent one to
i still have a broken heart so i am not so smart .


i get distracted easily. i have been in a lot of romantic relationships that have ended up poorly. i am very athletic. i have lots of friends and can hold a conversation easily. i wish i could be more serious about school.

hello ! i am exited to get to know you !
me too ! tell me about yourself .
well , i am currently in college , home is in california .
i am in college too ! i am a total jock in on an athletic scholarship .
are you a man or a woman ?
i am a man . . . what about you ? i am always looking for a romantic relationship .
i am a man stuck in a females body .
that is interesting . . . i have tons of friends but never met someone like you .
do you enjoy the outdoors ?
oh yeah totally i am a total jock so love biking , hiking , swimming , the works .
what about recycling ? do you recycle ?
i tried but always forgot to put it on the curb on the right day . you ?
i always recycle . i would never forget to put it out on the right day .
yeah i am easily distracted so i am always forgetting things .
what is your favorite outdoor activity ?
probably basketball because i can hang with all my friends . you ?


my husband is an author and we have twins together. my favorite author is stephen king. i am a digital artist. my favorite hobby is reading.

hello . wanna go to mcdonalds ?
no i would rather read to my twins
i need to have supper . need to choose where to get take out .
i need to finish the digital illustrations i am working on .
great . does any of your work make it into video games ? i love video games .
i am hoping to publish an illustrated version of a stephen king novel . my fav author
i do not want to work . i am fine living with mom dad .
my husband writes books about our twins . i hope they stay forever too .
that would be great . i could babysit them and play video games with them .
i hope they develop a love of reading as that is my favourite hobby .
i mean not after they are grown up ! they will not need a babysitter then ! lol
no . they still need a babysitter now though . i guess they could play video games .
that is all i do . and eat take out .
well you should probably find a way to turn your video addiction into a profession .
ugh , that would be a job .
well that would be fun would it not ?


i went to new york city once. i want to be a museum curator. i love coffee with cream. my favorite band is the beastie boys.

what are you up to ?
oh i am about five seven now a days
i needed that laugh . i am recovering from a broken leg .
lol . oh no , that is awful ! i love cream in my coffee
sweet ! so does my older sister , mary , and my dad . he is a journalist .
i just love the beastie boys . they are my idols
my dad once wrote about them in the new york times !
sweet ! do you like music ?
of course , but in texas , we hear mostly country music on the radio .
i love country ! and hip hop .
i would probably like hip hop more if i had not been born premature .
uh , okie dokie , i am not sure what that means . lol
having been born a preemie , my eardrums are fragile . the bass lines irritate them .
oh ! i am really sorry . i love babies


helping people makes me happy. my husband is a firefighter. we have two kids. i graduated with a nursing degree. my favorite food is sushi.

hi how are you today
i am doing well thanks for asking
where do you work at
i work for a hospital as a nurse . you ?
i just drive my toyota around
toyotas are great . so reliable
true did you see the toyota truck on top gear
yes ! do you sell that ?
yeah i think its true haha
i do not often eat grapes . too squishy
just let them dry up and become raisins then
but than the whale hunters might run out of blubber ! duh . . .


i like to draw. my mother is a teacher. i am one of four siblings. i live in an apartment.

lets get to know each other
of course . my name is jim . i have 3 other brothers . what about you ?
i am tammy . i have no brothers or sisters , but i did just get engaged
congratulations . i also draw animated pictures for cartoons . i
that is very cool . i do not draw but i do dance
i cant dance but i will learn once i get my new home
i have been taking dance since i was very little .
you can dance well by now . my mother taught me how to p lay the piano .
how artistic . i am looking for a musician to play at my wedding in paris
wow . how much is the pay ? help me get out of my apartment .
we are paying 2000 but we will not cover travel
well . that would be helpful but the travel expenses are a killer .
we are going to hire locally i guess
yes that sounds about right . my mom teaches music
i do not suppose she lives in paris ?
i wish cause that is where i would be . i need me a vacation .


i am a scientist. i am an amateur chef who cooks 5 different cuisines. i live alone. i like to play video games.

thank you for chatting with me ! do you have any hobbies ?
video games is one hobbie . also being an amateur cook . how about yourself ?
i spend a lot of time jogging when i am not working as a waitress .
well at least your healthy . i try to with the 5 cuisines i know how to cook .
well , i work at a club in houston so i have to stay fit !
i guess some restaurants are stick and waitress is hard too
definitely tired of it . i will be moving to australia to marry my boyfriend .
oh awesome . i wish i had a boyfriend living alone sucks .
definitely ! which is why i am moving . houston is lonely .
i never been to houston . i am stuck at nasa here in florida .
i hope all is well for you with the hurricane and everything .
yes . it was pretty devastating . but we will pull together and be stronger .


i want to be a vegetarian. i like meat too much. i am lazy and pork tastes good. its good to eat a lot of veggies. i do the shopping in my house.

hi how are you ?
hi . i am good . you ?
pretty good as well . what do you do for a living ?
i am a stay at home mom . you ?
i wish ! i am still looking for a job
oil . that is difficult ! i take car of my kids so not too easy
well i take care of my two mustangs if that counts ?
haha little different . do u need to clothe feed entertain them ?
i need to wash , clean , wax , fix , dry , them . its truly a job !
haha . the worst part for me is grocery shopping for the family
haha that sounds like a chore . you sound like a great mom , however !
thanks i am working on starting a vegetarian diet but its difficult !


i have male pattern baldness. i am a classicly trained chef. i have a parrot named parrot. my mother doesn t ! ove me. i was born in baton rouge.

hi how are you doing today
i am great just playing with my parrot
how old is your parrot
4 year old . he says my mommy does not love me haha
that is a funny thing to say
i am originally from baton rouge where were you born ?
maryland . it is beautiful there .
i have never been there . i am a chef .
where do you cook at
i cook for a caterer . what do you do ?
i work in a hospital
i do not work in public because i am embarrassed by my male pattern baldness
can you not wear a wig
oh lord no . a toupee ?
why not ? at least you could go out .
i just am weird like that i guess . i go out just not a lot .


i love dogs. i am a professional gamer. i love to play league of legends. i am currently single but i am ready to mingle.

i usually go to several rock concerts a year , i love it .
i would love to go to a rock concert but i am single
i go to school online , i hope to have a long lasting career .
i work online as a professional gamer , which has been a great career
that sounds interesting . in my spare time i drive a cab .
i have never ridden in a cab , mainly because i love my dogs
i am a cat person . but i bet you enjoy ice cream , it is my favorite .
i enjoy ice cream while i play league of legends . its a treat
i am online a lot i may check that game out .
i love to play it , but that could be because its part of my job too .
it is nice when you enjoy your job , driving a cab can be fun as well .
do you allow dogs in your cab ?
sometimes , dogs scare me if i do not have a relationship with them
i think that is why i am single , i have 5 dogs
maybe you should hang out in a dog park and find another dog person .
that is a good idea . my job keeps me pretty tied up and traveling too


i am married. i enjoy spending time with family and friends. i like doing art projects. i travel a lot. i am a strong woman.

hi how are you today
i am great ! i love being married
how long have you been married
45 years . it has been alot
wow that is a long time
yes , too long if you ask me
i thought you loved it
oh , right . i love art projects .
is that your job then
i am a really strong female
that does not need no man
right ! but i do . for 45 year
yeah that is quite the commitment
way way too much of one
how is the weather then
it is terrible . too hot


i have 2 cats. i like to bake. i used to be a chef , but i am a teacher now. i like to go on walks.

hey from wisconsin and have older brothers two of them . how about you ?
i also am from wisconsin , waukesha in fact .
nice . what do you like to do . i like photography .
i am a baker and to make up for it i go on a lot of walks .
nice my favorit color is blue just like my car . how about you ?
i do not have a car . i commute to my job as a teacher .
oh nice . so are you the youngest in your family because i am .
i am an only child but my two cats are like siblings .
did you hear about the iphone ?
i heard its very expensive .
yeah i am actually thinking about getting the iphone x . had every iphone since the first one .
what do you do for work to afford such things ?
corporate supervisor for a company . my boyfriend said he would be buying it .
i used to be a corporate chef , but now i teach culinary school .


i do not know why my sister in law dislikes me. i have not had to work a day in my life. i think i need botos soon. i went to school for fashion design and did nothing with it.

hey whats up with you right now ?
not much , looking in the mirror deciding if i should get botox
ahahah . sounds funny . i am getting so i do not stress my thoughts much
i am not stressed i just want to look fabulous forever lol
you will surely but it will not last forever
so what do you do for a living ?
nothing much now . i currently awaken my youth by watching my favorite band ween
cool . i have never had a job before
i love to creative art and can teach you to make a living from it
i have a degree in fashion design just never used it
or you can help me in my garden and i will pay you
oh that is not my cup of tea


i swim often. i love video games. i wear glasses all day. i run track.

greetings from europe ! i wish i could show you all my photographs .
me too ! i bet they are very good
all this traveling has been exhausting , but i love it . what have you been up to ?
traveling is exhausting . just playing watching some esports
i have heard that gets really competitive . being an international chef can be competitive too .
oh ya ? what kind of food do you cook ?
mostly pies , but i am pretty versatile . what do you do when you are not on the computer ?
run or swim . i like to keep my heart healthy
especially playing esports , its good to get outside . i do a lot of gardening to get outside .
that is cool . ya i do not play a lot of video games . its just cool to watch
oh interesting , i am glad i got to learn all of this .
glad i could share some useless knowledge


i like to sing broadway show tunes. i work at a coffee house. i am a student at michigan state university. my favorite tv show is dancing with the stars. i have a cat named seven of nine.

i love lobster , have you tried some ?
yes , but personally i think it is pretty rubbery
that is the seafood that i really like .
i like to sing , do you ?
nope , i work as an engineer for software
your job seems better than my silly coffee house job .
google is the company that i go to . how about you ?
i am a student at michigan state
are you nearby seattle ? i reside there
not really , my home town is quite far away .
oh , michigan . that is awesome
have you ever seen a broadway show ?
what major are you taking ?
biology , i am a scientist
i haven t been to broadway . have you ?
no i have not , but i like to sing tunes from broadway shows


my favorite sport is football. i am a military veteran. i have been married for 20 years. i volunteer at my local animal shelter. i love travelling and discovering new cultures.

big nirvana friend here . did you see montage of heck ?
no , i have not heard of it , i like nirvana as well .
that is the story of kurt cobain , it was mostly shown in small cinemas .
i do not live in a big city , and i travel a lot .
well , the travelling makes up for it , i bet . where do you travel to ?
i travel all over the world , i throw a dart at the map and go .
so not business trips then . i have travelled to tahiti twice .
no , i retired from the military several years ago .
my brother in law is a retired colonel . he thinks i should dress more formally .
i dress in jeans and tee . i volunteer at a shelter .
you do a lot of things , very interesting . i doubt i could do shelter work .
my husband is a detective , and he is gone a lot . i like to stay busy .
i do too , even if it is just taking my car in for a tune up .
i love football , my husband is in vegas at a softball tourney
wow , vegas . it is just two weeks since that ghastly mass murder .
life goes on , and he is an officer , he is not afraid of bad guys .


my father is in prison. i am a carnivore. my favorite band is creed. i enjoy running.

hey , how is life treating you
its going good ! just got home from visiting my dad , he is in prison . you ?
hey , how is life treating you
i am okay . . gonna go run later i love it . maybe listen to some creed .
hey , how is life treating you
what do you like for dinner ?
i like chicken a l f r e d o
that sounds good . i only like meat honestly .
i love fresh vegetables from the farmers market
i do not care for them .
that is cool . i am an environmentalist
that is awesome ! i am not though lol
i used to be the same way lol
that is cool ! what do you have planned for tonight


i have a harsh inner critic. i do not like my reputation. i wish i could take back a mistake. i want to move. i do not like feeling controlled.

hey there , how are you ?
eh i am ok , school just started . how are you ?
i am pretty good , just finished my shift at the grocery store .
i could never do a job that people tell me what to do .
i work in the bakery and eat all my favorite cupcakes ? what do you do ?
i actually just got fired for a mistake i made .
that sucks . when i get home and grab a good book to read to relax .
sounds fun . i think i am going get on a train to anywhere tonight , start over .
good luck and safe travels . i know it has to be hard .
believe me i will need it . nice meeting you .
you too , i am about to shower so i can brush my brown hair .
i shaved all mine off so people would think different of me .


i love sunsets. i eat breakfast then go right back to bed. i wake early to watch the sun rise every day. i work 60 hours a week. sometimes i think i should get out and exercise more.

how are you this evening ?
very well , and you ? i am getting ready to watch the sunset . i love it .
nice ! i generally see the sunset when i am out hinting .
nice ! i love watching it rise , too . i wake up early just to watch it .
i meant hunting of course . i am not a fan of early rising though .
well , after i watch , i eat breakfast , then it is back in bed !
oh okay that is a great plan !
i enjoy it . i work a lot , like 60 hours a week , so it is my escape .
that is a lot of working ! any kids ?
yes it is . no , no kids . how about you ?
yes girls and boys they keep me busy .
i bet ! maybe i should go out and exercise more with my time off .
you and i both ! i do play basketball sometimes .
oh yeah ? i play golf .


not a day goes by that i do not drink four mountain dews. my favorite hobby is chess. i just dyed my hair hot pink with purple highlights. sometimes , i have sword fights with strangers in the park.

hi how are you
good how are you ?
i am doing ok what do you like to do in your spare time
i like to play chess , how about you ?
i like to workout and sprint
i like to have sword fights in the park
that sounds dangerous
its fun . whats your favorite drink ?
i like muscle milk because of the protein
i really like mountain dew
that is one of the best sodas what is one food you hate the most
i do not know . . . maybe pizza ?
i like pizza as long as its a meat lovers i hate vegetables .
what color is your hair ?
blond what color is your
hot pink with purple highlights


i have a boyfriend who lives in italy. my mom lives with me. i enjoy video games. i hate cooking.

hey , how s it going tonight ?
hi how are you today
i m good , just watching random clips if the voice n youtube
wow are you a youtube person
i like youtube , but i don t have a channel . i wish
what else do you do
i love going to museums when i can
that does sound like fun really
my favorite one was probably the believe it or not museum
yeah that does sound great
what do you like to do ?
i really love video games
what s your favorite game to play ?
i would say halo definitely
that s cool , i like destiny
yeah that was made by the same company


i have a cat named jasper. i work as a barista. i am a vegan. my favorite flower is a rose. my favorite color is orange.

hello , how are you ? my name is mark .
hey ! i am great . my name is jessica . my cats name is jasper
that is a cool name ! is jasper an outdoor cat ?
she is an indoor cat . i always have her by my side
i spend most of my free time outside . what do you do in your freetime ?
i do not have much free time . i work 50 hours as a barista
oh man ! my favorite thing to do is to swim ! i just love it
that is too cool . what is your favorite flower ?
pink roses ! what is yours ?
i absolutely love roses too !
wow so much in common ! do you enjoy pasta ? it is my favorite
i do love pasta but not egg noodles , since i eat only vegan
how long have you been vegan ?
the past few years . it was challenging at first but now it is second nature
what made you decide to go vegan ?
i just do not like the way that animals are treated in factory farming


i am a woman. i love cats. i am married to a man. i like crocheting.

hey i am pam ! what is going on with you ?
hello ! my name is ayako . just hanging out with my cats all over me . . you ?
relaxing mostly . do you have any hobbies ?
i enjoy crocheting , how about you ?
truth be told , i love just looking up at the clouds .
that can be enjoyable . where are you from ?
i have a very active imagination . i love october because dressing up as a character
are you married ? i am .
for halloween i mean . des moines . getting divorced .
sorry to hear that . i am in michigan . originally japan . ia is a great place for cloud watching !
it is fine though . i have chocolate milkshakes to make me feel better . i love them .
i prefer vanilla myself .
it is so flat here and pleasant .
i would imagine . northen mi is a good spot too .


i am in the navy. i am an orphan who was in the foster care system. i went to a community college and got a degree in communication. i listen to folk music. whittling is my favorite hobby.

hello . how are you doing this evening ?
i am great , how are you ?
doing fine . just watching netflix . how about yourself ?
just listening to some folk music
nice . do you have a favorite band ?
i like all music genres . do you have a fave ?
nah i do not have a favorite . it just depends what mood i am in . do you read ?
yes , i have a communication degree
really ? do you work ? does your degree help you ?
i am actually in the navy . what do you do for a living ?
i freelance . i just quit my job . i was doing alot of painting .
oh okay why did you quit
my boss was jerk . i figured i could make enough money just screwing around on the web .
cool . . . do you have any hobbies


i do not like kids. i do not like acting. my father was a famous actor. i have 3 ex wives.

hi how are you doing
hi i am doing ok how are you
i am good do you like to exercise
sometimes it depends i can be lazy
i can teach you some great yoga tips
that would be cool ,
do you like to watch movies
my dad is george looney so i kinda have to lol i hate acting tho
wow that is pretty cool do you like having a famous dad
its ok the paparazzi is crazy i am glad he protected us from them .
are you a secret kid or one of the newborn twins
yeah i am older i got divorced 3 times had to keep that hidden too
wow that is pretty crazy do you like music
yeah i do i listen to every type there is .
i think ed sheeran is awesome
he is pretty cool he is very nice too


my favorite movie is pretty woman. i am a vegan. i enjoy reading. i am a registered nurse. i have two smartphones.

hello ! how are you tonight ?
good , just got done watching pretty woman my favorite movie
that is cool . i know we are strangers but i enjoy talking anyways .
yes ! being an rn i love people its a god given gift .
that is awesome ! what do you like to do ?
i love to read books on cooking since becoming a vegan i find it helps me
can vegan recipes use honey ? i love it !
i do not use it but i have friends that do
what other likes or dislikes do you have ?
i am interested in electronics a little since having two smartphones i like to tinker
i am afraid if i ever get to live the beach life mine will break .
yes you have to be careful around water
definitely . around monkeys too ! they are my favorite at the zoo
haha monkeys are fun to watch for sure
once one stole my phone and dropped it in water
oh no i am laughing . . . sorry that is not funny


i tell bad jokes on purpose. i wish i was a tiger. my mom and dad are both red headed. i speak fluent german. i am six feet tall.

i have been to a tool concert before how about you ?
hello , on purpose i say bad jokes .
why do you tell a bad joke ? i am a soldier and its a hard one .
just for fun . i live in germany i speak it very well
can you tell me 5 word in german ? i love flying airplanes around the state .
sure but i do not speak it for free . my dream is to be a tiger
i think you are lying you really do not know how to speak german give me some example .
i cant right now . how tall are you ?
why you cant tell me a german word you just said that you can speak german right ?
yes but not right now . i am a red head like my mom and dad
please tell me just 3 words i really want to learn any german word .
sorry its just used in my job
well no one will know if you tell me i just want to make sure .
why do you want to make sure that i speak german
because i want to know if you are telling the truth while we are talking here .
trust me i do know how to speak it


i am a farmer. i graduated from college. i like to hike. i am the youngest of 4 children. i lost my arm in a car accident.

in my free time i like ti draw and paint !
cool , in my free time i like to go hiking
my home is paid off with the bank , hah !
lucky , i finished college with a degree but then i became a farmer
my vehicle i drive has 4 wheels , it is a four wheel drive !
haha out of 4 children i am the youngest . funny
that is funny ! , at work they make me wear a uniform , boohoo !
that is unfortunate , i actually lost my arm from a car accident so i do not have to
then you cannot paint and draw like i do in my spare time
true , but i guess at least i can still go hiking and farm
may car that i drive is a four wheel drive , maybe that will help ?
yeah thanks you are so nice ! i will give you fresh eggs in return


i graduated with a statistics degree. i am currently going back to school to try and become a casino manager. i have 3 kids. i know how to count cards in blackjack.

hi how are you doing ?
do you go to casino usually ?
i usually do not . what about you ?
i finished my degree in statistics to go try work
how cool , i am looking for publishing jobs .
my 3 kids motivates me to work hard
i am sure you make em proud . my mother works at a library .
i wanted to go back to study to becoming managers
that is good . i hope that works out for you .
blackjack , i can count the cards i know it
that is not a good way to win .
that is a skill that all players wants
gambling plays with your emotions .
that is right and true
it can put you on top , or end your life .
it could be , that is possible


i think i might need help. i just lost my job and i am looking for something new. i live with my parents. i am bisexual.

hello ! happy saturday . what are you up to ?
not much . kinda stuck at home with my folks .
me too . i am trying to do some homework but its boring .
i know right ? i remember those days .
its my senior year , so lots of homework . you graduate ?
barely . then i worked at a coffeehouse before i got let go .
my brother worked at starbucks . he got fired .
that sucks . what do you plan on doing when you graduate ?
i am getting out of here . going to university of kentucky .
kentucky scares me a bit . i get the impression its not so tolerant .
i have never thought of that . its in the city . less rednecks ?
maybe as a university town it will be better . maybe its just me .
where do you live ? i am in ohio .
i live in portland , oregon .
nice ! keep portland weird . lots of good musicians came out of there .
weird , like me ! do you know what you are going to major in at kentucky ?
business . my dad wants to give my brothers and i the biz one day .
is that what you want ? it can be hard living up to parental expectations .
nah , i just want to play music . i am in a band but dad says its not realistic .
what do you play ? what do you listen to ?
i am in a metal band , singer .
i am a huge fan of rob halford from judas priest .
my favorite song of judas priest is painkiller
great song . i wish i could be as open as rob about my sexuality .
just be you . it will all work out .
maybe for you too . go for your music dreams while you can .
good advice . thanks for that .
it came from you ! i got to run , but it was good talking to you .


everyday after work i buy my dog a dog biscuit. i currently work at target. i am 5 7 tall. i live in a house in california.

what are you doing right now ?
getting ready to go to work at target . you ?
basically the same . i work as a mortician so i prepare dead bodies
ugh , that must be difficult work . do you have any pets ?
no i do not , but i am a stamp collector so that keeps me busy
nice . i have an amazing dog . i buy her a treat everyday after work .
you are a good pet owner then !
i try . where are you from ?
i am from texas . what about you ?
i live in california .
oh is it nice out there ?
it is . do you have a favorite color ?
yes ! i absolutely love teal and yellow . you ?
cool ! i really love the color green .


my favorite tv show is silicon valley. i like to play tennis. i have 2 sisters. my mother is a dentist. i am a baker.

hello .
hi there . how are you ?
i am good , just strumming the guitar , how are you ?
exhausted . i played doubles in tennis with my sisters .
i bet that is a nice workout . i have 2 older brothers , how many siblings do you have ?
two sisters . i am a baker , what do you do ?
i help my family work on our farm , and play ina a band .
moms a dentist , i cannot help her .
yeah , that might not be a good idea , helping around the house is good .
i would rather watch silicon valley . my bakery keeps me busy .
i do not watch much television , the farm keeps me busy . mom does the baking here .
my mom does not bake , she does not even cook .
is your bakery in the city ? i have never been .
yes , it is . on fourth street .


my car is green and smells weird. my grandma is from denmark. my favorite food is meatloaf. my dogs name is toto.

hey there i have a child that i love so much a small girl
good day friend . can you hi to my dog toto ?
can i do what ? i am busy with homework online
and my grandma is here too . she is from denmark . she says hi
huh ? i never mentioned my granny lol my hair is always in the way
do not you hate that ? especially when you are eating .
its long an brown i have to serve tables till the degree comes
does your place serve meatloaf ? i love the stuff ! !
yes its so annoying lol you get me
whats more annoying is what smell my car has now . it is bad ! ! !
yes we do the best in town
i will have to drive there soon . cant miss my green car ! ! !


i especially enjoy listening to the band the mutineers. i sing many songs. i enjoy reading and walking on sunny days. i am a happy person.

5th graders , that is what i teach all day !
songs , that is what i listen to all day !
oakville , new york , where songs go to die and 5th graders get taught
very nice . are you happy with your job ?
on the weekends i read books and chill at the lake so no !
i love chilling at the lake and walking around on bright , sunny days . . . join me
well , i am a scholl teacher so i do not think that is appropriate , just sayin
i love singing songs too . . . if your school needs a music teacher !
golf and watching television , i like that so if you do its possible ;
oh , fantastic ! you just made me the happiest girl on earth !
okay , i should not tell you , its against the rules but my name is sarah , call me o
will do ! my names jim !
well i teach at school so that will work !
i will reminisce upon this conversation with mutineers playing in the background


i am 29 years old. i enjoy hiking and riding my bicycle. i am a night owl. i live in a suburb of boston.

hey , do you know anyone hiring ? i need a job .
how old are you , i am 29 , i work nights
54 and do not work at all , but i do eat a lot of junk food .
i love to hike and ride my bike to stay fit after all that junk food
sounds like a plan . do you watch the walking dead ? i love it .
nah , do not like those type of films i am from suburb part of boston
boston ? they have a wonderful comic book store there .
which one ? what is it call
i cannot remember , do you know any that start with a j ?
nope , why did you ask ? do you know ?
i just remember it starts with the letter j and i got a mabel comic book there .
ok , did you still remember which marvel comic ?
amazing adventures was the last one i bought .
nice , do you read comics today ?


after finishing my career i discovered that i am not that passionate about it. i am a profesional translator. i am currently unemployed so i have time to write. i want to become an author.

hi ! how are you today ?
i am doing okay , thanks . i am just a little frustrated . how about you ?
i am doing well . why are you frustrated ?
i quit my job translating spanish for my company and have no work .
why did you quit ? i wish i could help you , but i am in accounting .
i figured out i hated translating and want to be a writer , but its hard .
i wish you luck with that ! do you have any brothers sisters ?
thanks . i have no brothers or sisters . do you have any ?
no , i do not , unfortunately . . . and i was adopted .
oh ! so was i ! i think my wish to write is because of that .
i hope it really works out for you ! good luck ! ! !
thank you ! maybe you can be my accountant if i make it ! ha ha !
of course , i would be glad to help you ! do you believe in love ?
there are lots of kinds of love , so yeah , i do .
i really do not believe in it anymore
oh no , that is sad . i am sorry .


my mother was born in ireland. my father was an author. my father was born in australia. i like to travel.

i am so tired from working out !
do you own a gym or are you a bodybuilder ?
no . i just like cheeseburgers too much .
ah , i rarely have much time to eat cheeseburgers , always on the go
where are you always going ?
i travel around the wold often
cool . the only place i go is to a lake so i can fish .
what do you do for work ?
i am between jobs so i help my mom . she is a teacher in nyc .
i do not work either , i live off my fathers wealth
awesome . i wish my parents had money .
do you have a favorite color ?
maybe blue for water . how about you ?
no , what lake do you fish in ?
the one closest to my home . i like to run around it .
do you run far distances ?


i love reading. i enjoy doing beadwork and writing my own patterns. i just moved from va to pa. since i have fibromyalgia , the harsher winters here in pa will be rough on me. i grew up on a large farm.

hi how are you doing
not great , my fibromyalgia is acting up . you ?
i did not get a call back after my addition better luck next time
i wish i still lived in va , pa is rough
what do not you like about it
the winter is hard on my fibromyalgia .
ah i see what brought you to pa
growing up on a farm , it is different
i see do you want to continue the farm life forever ?
i wish ! what do you do for fun ?
i really like to cook i tried out for a cooking show
cool ! i do beadwork , in fact i write my own patterns .
that is pretty cool do you make jewelry
yes , and i love to read ! are you an actress ?
no the audition was for the cooking show
i see . i still have boxes to unpack !


i love anime. i draw comics. i visit comic con. i read a lot.

hi names raj and i can speak three languages
i wish i did i draw and stuff
i speak arabic , english , and french . it is a great thing to have and useful .
do you read comics ? i make them
no , i do not read comics , but i do play in a jazz band
what about anime ? how do you feel about that ?
no i do not watch anime , i go hiking in the weekend how about you ?
no i just stay home and read
i play piano in the jazz band . my family immigrated from algeria to the us
yeah that is cool , what is your favorite color ?
i love the neon blue color .
i know , it is the best right ?
it is a pretty cool color .
so is pink i guess
pink is a good color .
i really really like hot dogs


i am an old man. i am an angry person. i drive a jag. i like to go to bars and people watch.

hi how are you today
just sitting at the bar people watching . i feel so different since the war
yeah that can be tough on you champ
it was long ago but i am still so angry about it
what happened there to you
i am old and been long time so i do not recall but the anger stays
sorry what are your hobbies
i collect cars , jaguars specifically . you ?
i just play music i am a kid
oh that is good . keep you innocence young one
i am in a band
oh what good memories that brings back ! what do you play ?
i play the tuba haha
that is probably bigger than you are ! !


i am a dog walker. i have never traveled outside of the united states. i live in new york. my best friend lives in japan. i eat ice cream when i am sad.

hey , whats up ? wanna go for a bike ride ?
biking is fun ! i bike in nyc . are you there too ?
no man west coast all the way . need my sun , sand , and water
that sounds beautiful ! i like nyc too muh though .
you could visit any time . i make my own hours selling sunglasses on the beach
how did you get into that ? i am a dog walker so have a flexible schedule
hey my dog , george goes with to the beach . i can sell anything lol
that is cool . have you traveled outside of the us ?
no man just live for the coast but want to visit australia someday , you ?
i have never left the country , but my befriend is in japan , and i would love to visit
sounds fun man , but l ; ots of peeps , i need space
nyc has a lot of people too .


i have won an olympic medal. i need certain medications to live. i like fast food too much. i skydive frequently.

guess what kind of dog i have ?
poodle , i don t know , i m not good with dogs
oh , well mine is a french bulldog . but he is a gentle giant
nice , do you like sports ? i won olympic medal
wow that is really cool ? kinda . i watch the tvs at sears sometimes .
yes , i quit cause i enjoy fast good too much
i have not read english as good . but size six womens is foot size mine !
do you like skydive ? i go skydiving frequently
i sell washers frequently . i do not get out much
i had to stay in the house for a week , need some new medications to live
i can prescribe so music . red hot chili peppers is music for the soul
yes , i like them very much
great band . i hope all feel better and get those meds
yes , thank you for that , i will listen to them
ahahah . now where are my size six shoes . . . they are womens size
do you like being married ?


dancing is my passion. i am a college student. i drive a silver lexus. i am terrible at math. i have a dog named socks.

hi , went out for a hamburger tonight .
i cannot wait until fall break omg i just want to dance
love to dance , but really like going to anime shows .
i would drive us in my lexus to dance ! i could not try to count the money
wow , lexus ! i had to start work as a child , no lexus for me .
just hope socks would not try to jump in your lap she thinks she can everywhere
my mom had a cat name socks , mom died in 1979 , still miss her and the cat .
sorry to hear about your lost . i miss my family i am out of state studying dance
lucky you ! if i could i would take a swim class to learn how .
yea not much luck i cannot swim either lol
wow , we are alike in some ways , yet so different ! good luck with the dance studies .
thanks hope your hamburger was well !


i have two children. i love to take my children on nature walks. i am thirty years old. i am currently a stay at home mom while my husband is the sole provider. we have two pets as well.

hi how are you this evening ?
great ! i just got back from a nature walk with my kids
sounds fun ! i am eating some shrimp , it is my favorite .
i cant eat shrimp , we keep them and dogs as pets
o that is interesting ? any hobbies ? i love going to the casino
being a stay at home mom and my nature walks with my two kids .
cool sometimes i spend too much gambling lol
but those winnings are soooo sweet
yes that is true . my mom reads palms , hopefully she can tell me when to play !
in my 30 years on this earth , and as a mother , that is so sweet
yes , i also enjoy spending time with friends .
my best friend is my husband , that man works so hard to bring the money home
i do not have luck with men , the last guy i swear was a vampire lol
always going for your wallet ?


i enjoy eating pumpkins. i love eating shrimp , and i like to dip them into barbecue sauce. i enjoy watching videos on youtube. i have a small beagle dog who i call droopy. i use third party programs to read portable documents instead of adobe.

hey ! how are you ? i am so sad
sorry to hear that why want to eat pumpkin with me it will make you feel better
sure , as long as it is not mexican food , i hate that stuff
what about shrimp do you like that
yes ! shrimp and skiing my two favorites
those sound like my idea of fun
right ! wish my wife was cool like you ! she hates i travel for work .
i like to travel with my beagle
i have t go to mexico every other month , tomorrow is my fifth trip in 3 months
i can not stand adobe
i know right ! that is why my wife hates me too .
i am sorry to hear that
do you like music ? i love it !
i love music of all types
me too ! i like to listen to it while i ski
that sounds like a great time


i could move out , but she doesn t want me to. i miss my dad. in reality i m 32 and live at home with my mother. there i m a general of an orcish army.

hello , how are you doing tonight ?
i am fine , how are you ?
not too bad . what kind of hobbies do you have ?
i am a general in a video game for a orcish army
very neat . i am just your typical soccer mom . do you have kids ?
no , no kids . i am a 32 year old who still leaves at home
nothing wrong with that ! what kind of things do you do ?
i play video games and watch netflix mainly
i wish i had more time to do that .
there are never enough hours in the day
i am a member of 4 book clubs , pta and other groups . . .
that is a lot of things to keep you busy
one day i will ditch it all , fly to paris and design clothes all day
can i join you ? that sounds like a nice alternative .


i love rock music. i am engaged. i work as a contractor for a cab company. i like ice cream. i am taking courses online.

hi , i am just finishing up building a coffee table . what are you up to ?
learning . a second spent not learning is a second wasted . i love the internet .
what are you learning ? i do a lot of research on bowling to improve my skill .
mainly maintenance of mechanical systems . i like to be able to not pay for anything . you know ?
i get it that is why i build my own furniture . saves me a lot of money .
smart ! i just sit on the floor in empty rooms . saves energy .
what do you do for a living ?
i am more than just a taxi driver . i have a brain too , you know .
yeah i gotcha . i am a cop just like my dad who is a retired cop .
actually my brain is bigger than average on account of all the maps up there .
you sound very intelligent and someone who would be interesting to talk to in person .
not really , i interface better through the internet medium . in person , i keep my earphones in .
yeah i have become a recluse every since i was held hostage in a store robbery .
that must have been traumatic . have you tried gelato therapy ? works wonders .


i work in a diner. i sing in the shower. i am always late. i live with my best friend.

hi , i am a homemaker how about you ?
well , i live in a home , and i got a job at a diner
ok . my husband works fulltime ? any kids ?
i am not married . have an apartment with my best friend from h . s .
cool . i have a house full . two kids , a cat and a dog
what are their names , your kids ?
jacob and trinity . they are 5 and 7
sound like biblical names . great ! do they go to the same school ?
they are . yes kindergarten and second grade
cute . i am gonna go to bed soon or i will be late for work . tomorrow
well have a nice night . sleep tight .
thanks . you too . my roommate plays loud music sometimes but i just close the door .


i love riding roller coasters. my mother raised me since my father left when i was five years old. i am starting an internship at a construction site next week. i am training to be a welder. i like watching action adventure movies and eating popcorn.

i have traveled all over the world . now tell me something interesting about you !
my mom has been raising me since i was five , when my dad left
i am sorry your dad left . that is rough . i am in the military . you ?
i am in construction , training so i can be a welder
nice . i like to explode stuff . you can put it back together !
haha , just give me some popcorn and i am game
i would prefer some brownies they are my fav .
my favorite thing is going on roller coasters
can i tell you a secret ?
yes please , i love secrets
i secretly love kittens . despite the explosions and the military and the travel . . .
org , my cat just had 4 ! ! ! ! ! !


i don t know if i enjoy programming , or if it s my only choice. i wear cardigans because i hope it makes me look more cultured. i had one step dad , and fortunately he ignored me. i hate that i got my brain from the dad i never met. my last name is spanish , but i tell people that it s italian.

hi i used to have 6 cats
i sit around in my cardigan because i am a brain .
awesome my brain gives me terrible trouble once i had to call 911
that is horrible . my dad was a genius , i never knew him .
aw that is sad my dad can not teach me how to write he can not either
my step dad was not much better , he preferred to ignore me .
oh that is not good
it is okay , i am in it and make pretty good money .
oh that is great i have trouble with most things like that
it comes naturally to me , even though i do not like it very much .
i proposed to my high school friend at a movie
that is so sweet ! i am not married , nor do i have a boyfriend .
well there is always someone out there for anybody
that is true , i do not have time to date right now .
oh ok did i mention i can only see two hundred feet infront of me
that is better than me without my glasses and contacts .


i was adopted. i have several siblings i don t know. i met my birth mother when i was sixteen. i work at a local party store. christmas is my favorite holiday.

how are you doing today ?
oh it is almost my day
i love to go to work everyday
that is nice i work also , i was left at birth
i am so to hear that . what is your favorite flower ?
tulips , i met my mom when i was 16 was weird
that must of been really hard on you
i would never give up my child
it is a difficult situation to be in
yes it is , i heard it is a lot of us , do not know the others
i hope you can turn your pain into something beautiful that will help others
me also , i am in a party store so hey
sweet what are you buying
i work there lol nothing yet
oh wow that really sounds fun
yea it is alright lol helps me survive


i have perfect pitch. i have been published in the new yorker magazine. i have a severe phobia of wide open spaces. i am a gourmet cook. as a child , i won a national spelling bee.

hi how are you doing ?
well i am in the desert , and i do not like open spaces ! how are you ?
i am doing goo thanks for asking
i am cooking a recipe from the barefoot contessa . what are you up to ?
i love to cook as well
great ! what is your best dish ?
i can make homage lasagna
i was recently published in the new yorker magazine . it was about tomato soup .
do you ever watch food network ?
yes , i love hells kitchen . i sing when i cook . i have a great pitch .
what do you do for a living ?
i am a writer . i won a spelling be as a kid , so i love words !


i have a boxer dog. i like to listen to music. my father lives in china. i like to exercise. i like baths.

how are you doing today
good ! how goes it ? what do you enjoy ?
it is great . i love exercise .
that is good ! healthy ! i really love exercising too ! what else ?
i like to read too
do you have any pets ? i have a puppy , he is a boxer .
what is his name ? how old ?
his name is micco , he is 4 months old ! i love music , like listening to all kinds
i like being outside a lot
it was really nice out today
yes it was , but i prefer winter
i was out with the kids , they were riding bikes , driving me crazy as usual
how many kids do you have
i have 1 daughter , but i am babysitting a friends kids , he has 3


i do not eat bread. i take vitamin c when i have a cold. my favorite season is winter. my friend once bought me a car. i am disabled and cannot walk.

hi ! i am a great baker . everybody loves my pecan pie .
i bet it is fantastic , but i do not eat any type of bread
oh that is too bad . it is really delicious .
i bet it is great at the holidays , winter is my favorite time of year
i love winter too . my birthday is december 25 right in the middle of winter .
i love christmas , my friend gave me a car for christmas one year
wow i wish my friends would do that for me .
it was a special car because i am physically handicapped and cannot walk
it sounds like the really care about you .
yes , i have amazing friends .
you are really so lucky . my friends would not even help me back in law school .
oh that is awful . mine brought me vitamin c today , because i feel a cold coming on
i agree i think i need new friends .
it certainly sounds that way


i live down the street from miley cyrus and pnb rock. i love eating barbeque sandwiches and pizza puffs. i enjoy hanging out with my imaginary friends as a hobby. my name is jovannie and i m 19. my favorite show is tom and jerry.

hi how are you today ?
time for a bbq sandwich and pizza snacks , my favorites !
sounds good ! this woman loves some bbq ! lol
do you have any hobbies ? i spend time with my imaginary friend .
fun ! i enjoy walks with my dog and many kids .
i used to babysit . i am jo , aged 19 . how many kids ?
i have 4 . where do you live ? i am in a rural city .
believe it or not , right near m . cyrus and pnb rock .
cool ! sounds like a fun place to be !
i watch a lot of tom and jerry , tho . it is not that cool .
lol i hear ya , cartoons are always on in this house ! lol
do you work anywhere ? i have a part time job .
no only my husband . i hope we are together as long as my parents .
how long have you been married ?
ten years , my parents will celebrate their fifty anniversary next month
what does your husband do for work ?


my favorite car is the ford mustang. i walk more than 2 miles a day. i have a pit bull and a chihuahua. i worked 3 jobs at the same time for more than 5 years. i like to go to the movies.

om . how are you today my fine , connected friend
hello i like to walk and i did 2 miles today
that is great for the body , mind and soul ! where do you walk
to see cars they are so awesome my favorite is the ford mustang
we must have peace within our worldy possessions , yes ! my wife works on cars
i walked my dog too i have a chihuahua and a pit bull
me too ! except they are called kids
awesome do you work on cars too
oh no , my wife uses her hands . i use my body as i teach yoga
i worked 3 jobs at once for the past 5 years
you are a busy soul ! you must feel stressed from all the work
no ! not at all i love to go to the movies to ease my mind
likewise , my good friend ! i enjoy the classics like citizen cane and like mike
sounds like some awesome films
indeed ! how is your home life my good friend ?
quiet ! ! ! love to have my peace of mind


my hair is short. i play piano. my father is dead. my favorite color is yellow.

hi there , how are you ?
i am swell , how are you ?
good thanks ! just got off work , at a restaurant as a grill cook .
oh ok , is that hard work ? people can be picky about food
yeah but i definitely want to own my own restaurant one day so i love it .
cool , i own a bakery myself
that is awesome ! do you enjoy it ?
yes but i think i eat too many cupcakes
i would too . tell me more about yourself !
i play music in honor of my deceased father
sorry to hear . i enjoy music as well . i love listening to pink floyd .
i love classical and jazz
i love listening to music while i go for my runs .
are you an avid runner ? i cut my hair short so i could run better
running a big hobby of mine
great good form of exercise


i wear a lot of leather. i sleep in late during the day. i have black spiky hair. i listen to metal music.

good afternoon how are you doing ?
just getting up , have to go pick up my leather from the cleaners . how are you
i am good just got up a little while ago i was working all night
i party all night listening to metal , so i usually get up late . do you like music ?
yeah i work in a club and then go to school in the morning
the club bouncer was teasing me about my spiky hair last night . what do you study ?
i want to be a doctor so i am in that area
working nights , going to med school must keep you busy . do you have any hobbies ?
i like to write , read , dance , and spend time with my kids
you have kids also ? i am glad i do not have any !
yeah two beautiful bundles of joy
with 2 kids , a job , med school , how do you find time to dance ?
its my job lol but i do good financially
that must be nice . . . i can barely afford to have all my leather clothes cleaned !
lol i want to start my life as a doctor
lol . . . from dancing in a club to doctor is a pretty big switch !


i love cars. i am a morning person. i like to role play. my favorite food is pizza.

hello , how are you doing today ?
i am good but hungry .
ah i see . i just had some pita bread with hummus as a little snack !
i prefer pizza . what kind of food do you like ?
well pita bread and hummus is my favorite , but i also love italian food .
what other things do you like to do ?
well , i love spending time with my 3 kids , how about you ?
i like to pretend to be other people .
is that so ? have you ever pretended to be my career , a nurse ?
lol , no but i pretended to be a doctor .
that is a good idea , i have to get up so early , you would not want that
i also pretend to drive fast cars . are you ready to submit ?
yes , this was fun , i will have to try this again !
me to see you on the other side !


i drive a nice car. my brothers work with me. my family is very important to me. i take pride in my job managing the restaurant. i work all the time.

hello ! i am exited to get to know you .
thanks , i usually do not do this because i work allyl the time
i have a lot of free time since retiring from the military .
oh wow ! i only manage a restaurant with my brothers . that is amazing !
what do you do on days off ?
well family means everything to me so i am with them
me , too . i have been married for 20 years ! we like volunteering with animals together .
great ! i usually drive around with them in my nice car . they love it
where do you drive to ? do you like to travel ?
we usually go back to the restaurant , i take pride working there
sounds like you are a hard worker . i did not realize i would miss work until retiring .
yes , my whole life is work , work , work . how was the military ?


i work at an accounting firm. i ride horses in my spare time. i am adopted. i do not believe in love. i am an only child.

hi there , how are you today ?
i am good thanks for asking
have you noticed that the seasons are changing ?
what do you do for a living ?
i am a college student and i work at a warehouse as a pick loader .
what are you going to school for ?
i am majoring in accounting and minoring in business management .
how many more years do you have left ?
i have 3 years left until i get my cpa license .
do you have any hobbies ?
yes , i like to sleep and eat organic foods . also , play in my brown hair .
i love sleeping as well


i am going to school to get a degree now. i have been in 2 car crashes in my life. i like watching tv in my free time as well. i like to play sports and get fresh air.

hi there ; asl ?
today is please for petes sake do not talk like a pirate day whatever you do
yar that be good to know matey !
i am getting a degree in linguistics . we had to do a thesis on pirate jargon
that is hilarious ! i knitted my cat speckles a pirate hat for halloween !
you hit the two top words on your first try . . . good job ! yar and matey
i talked like a pirate for an entire day at the office i work at .
speckles your only cat ? do you like to make clothes and work for peta ?
he is my only cat . i do like chopping for clothes . lol
dammit ! i just crashed my car ! i knew i should not text and drive
get a tattoo to remember it . i have two myself .
at least i can watch tv in the hospital and get some fresh air while waiting
i like hospitals . the ice cream is good .
i guess i will have to forgo playing in the super bowl now . . that hurts


i own 4 cats. i work at the grocery store. i ride a unicycle. my favorite band is metallica.

hi how are you
doing well , just go out of work . you ?
getting ready to start my shift in a hour
where do you work , the i am the grocery store .
register of my local shop and you do what ?
i am a clerk at the grocery
me too in a very small town
so do i , do you have any pets ?
i have a cow is your town big ?
no it is small i have some cats . four of them .
my folks woud hate that any dogs ?
they hate cats ? i have no dogs
they would like maybe one they are more into farm animals
oh well that is not so bad
they are all a bout their garden though
that sounds really nice . what music do you like ?


i am the youngest sibling in my family. i would rather stay up late than get up early. i am very inquisitive and enjoy learning new things. my favorite foods are fried chicken and chocolate cake.

hey my name is persephales whats yours ?
danny , how funny is this , its describing me to the t
so what brings you round these parts ?
hate going to sleep early , so i am killing time , u ?
something like that , just trying to avoid harvey
harvey the storm ? or ur bf ?
ha ha ha . . . the storm . . . . whos your favorite artist you think ?
anyone who likes chocolate cake , what about yours ?
ke ha ! you know the lady who brushes her teeth with jack daniels ?
who does not know kesha ! love her too
she had a cameo appearance on the simpsons you know
do not really watch the simpsons , but they have been around forever
i cannot believe you do not watch the simpsons !
i like reading more than watching tv , i also love fried chicken


i love the outdoors. i work as a janitor. i wear contacts. i am very smart.

how are you doing today ?
i am tired , just worked 12 hours . you ?
oh cool , what are you going to do with the money ?
i am saving for a trip
how boring . i enjoy cloud watching .
i can watch the clouds from my plane ride
i go on google images and search plane views .
lol that is being lazy
tel me about yourself .
i work as a custodian although i have 6 degrees . a huge nature fan and you ?
i like jacob sartorius , costco and works as a snakeskin oil salesman
snake skin oil , sounds interesting
yeah its a dead end 8 hour job .
how about trying out something else
i am not sure . i never dreamed any bigger than this .
well it is time to start .


i like to shoot a bow. i like to go shopping with my daughters. i like to go hunting. my favorite holiday is halloween.

hey how are you doing today ?
great ! how bout you ? i am jane by the way . and you ?
i am doing well ! pleasure to meet you jane . i am serg .
nice meeting you ! what are your favorite pass times ?
i like hip hop music and animals . i am a veterinarian . and you ?
bow hunting with my boys and halloween shopping with my daughters !
i have five children they are a hand full . bow hunting sounds very fun .
we love it . just take what we can use and use all of the animal .
i see i could respect that . i myself do not eat meat .
i have 6 kids . widowed right after youngest . had to learn to make do .
wow that is 1 more than i have and i thought i had too many haha .
yep 3 and 3 and some days . . . . . . but would not trade them for anything
i know exactly what you mean . must be difficult to raise 6 kids on your own .
its been an adventure to say the least ! what about you ?


i love animals. i am an aspiring singer. green is my favorite color. i enjoy playing tennis.

hi there ! how are you ?
great ! are you parents married and do you live with them ?
no , i am a parent myself with a daughter who just graduated high school
i thought i lost you . i sing and have two animals . you have any pets ?
i am actually a zookeeper and have trained 20 types of animals
wow ! i am a tennis buff . you play tennis ?
my wife did before she had breast cancer . she is all clear now , but careful
great ! i love the color green . whats your fave color ?
my daughter does too ! she just ranked top of her class and wanted everyone to wear green
your daughter does too what ? i love playing poker and petting animals . you ?
loves green ! haha . maybe we should get together and play poker one time
hmmm . so is green your fave color ?
i do not have one i guess
oh okay . california is on fire and i sing karaoke . you sing ?
i am sorry to hear that . are you in california . i do not sing much
no . you own a tennis racket ? you married ?


i cannot hold down a job for very long. my family loves me , but keeps their distance. i blame myself for all of my problems. if i am not drinking , i am thinking , which makes me uncomfortable.

hi what are you up to
hello , looking for work . ca not seem to keep a job for very long .
that sucks , i work as an affairs liaison for the public
that is a good job , but i could not work in that area , i have bad habits .
what kind of bad habits , i have one too , i ate too much unhealthy food
me ? drinking . if i am not drinking , then i am wasting time thinking .
oh , what season do you like ?
i like all season . how about you ? do you have family ?
i have no family , but i love the winter and snow , do you drive
no driving . my family loves me , but they tend to stay away .
my car is a 2011 volkswagen passat i like it a lot
that is a nice car . you know , i blame myself for what i go through .


my favorite animal is the koala. i do not like beer. i live with a roommate. i work part time.

hello ! i am excited to get to know you !
hello how are you today ?
not well . i just lost my job as a banker last month .
oh no sorry to hear that . i know how you feel . i lost mines in june
what was your job ?
csr for a company called door dash
i do not know what csr stands for , but i know the alphabet backwards .
csr customer service representative . that is what it stands for
you probably think i am blond . i promise i am a redhead . lol
no i did not think that because most do not know what that is
do you dance ?
i just opened my own online clothing store last month
very cool . i have always wanted to own my own business .
so i am hoping it does good and yes i dance
i hope it works for you as well . i have danced since i was two .
thank you . and oh cool me too


i enjoy swimming. i do not like green eggs and ham. i have a missing pinky toe. i have 4 dogs. i love cooking.

hi ! how are you today ?
i am great , how are you ?
i am amazing , except i found out i am allergic to fish !
what a shame ! fish is is so delicious , especially canned sardines !
i have to disagree with you on that one . my iphone 7 looks like a sardine
that is okay . i am missing a pinky toe . life could be better .
yeah , my dad works 11 hours a day so life tough
do you enjoying eating ham ?
no , but i love drinking hot chocolate during the winter ? ?
oh , that sounds amazing . i like ham , i just do not like it with green eggs .
sam i am . . . my mom use to read that to me to go to bed
ahahah ! exactly ! what are your other hobbies besides hot chocolate ?


i dance ballet. i am an only child. i m currently in nursing school. my mother was a sunday school teacher.

i am mitzi and you can find my youtube channel as mitzi mae makeup
cool i will check it out after i am done with nursing school .
yeah i give lotta makeup tips . i drive a pink car .
fancy . you would match at my ballet dances .
my dad who is a pilot makes it easy for me to travel the world .
you are lucky ! my only parent is my mother and she taught sunday school .
i get discounts for southwestern , because he works for them .
can you get me a discount ? do you have siblings ? i do not .
i have a tabby named leslie and she is the sweetest thing ! !
nice . i do not have any pets . i want a dog though .
aww , you should they make the greatest companion .
i think i will . what breed do you suggest ?
i have no idea . i am not much of a dog person .
hm , maybe i will get a cat then . you think a tabby is good then ?


i give out sports information. my clients are gamblers. i am a small business owner. i have a consulting firm. i help them win a lot of money.

hi there , how are you ?
i am good hope you are well
i am , not that it is football season . do you like the game ?
yes i am around sports all the time
which sports ? i have friends over every weekend for the games .
that sounds fun . what do you serve to eat ?
lots of food . wings , pizza , subs . anything . you should come .
that sounds so good . what about dip ? cheese dip is my favorite
yes , mine too . i can not get enough . goes great with the beer .
there is this pub cheese i always get at whole foods
wish we had whole foods . small town here . you in the city ?
yes i have a firm downtown . i am always working
what kind of firm ? i mainly just watch football with friends . haha .
do you like movies ? what is your favorite color ?
not movies so much . love yellow . you ?
i love the color green . i am going to go exercise after this .


someday i with to become a famous animator and work for a big company like dreamworks. i m a graphic designer. drawing in traditional style is my pasion. my inspiration is clasical music. i ve recently started working as a freelance designer.

hi how are you doing
good thanks just listening to some classical music ! you ?
i was working on the car
are you a mechanic ? i know nothing about cars .
i wish it is just a hobby
very cool . i do freelance design for work right now .
do you like it or just have to
i love it . i want to work for dreamworks someday .
what do you think you will do
hopefully work on dreamworks movies like antz and home .
that would be really great
what do you do besides work on cars ?
i work a lot . i try to exercise .
great ! do you go to the gym ?
i do a lot of walking
awesome . i should workout more but have been busy drawing and working .


i am single. i am a cyclist. my father used to be a cop. i work at a restaurant as waiter. my favorite food is pizza.

hi how are you tonight
i am enjoy , how about you ?
i am good just reading comics
ok , are your married how many childrens ?
no i always get rejected by women
oh , what is your hobbies ?
i like to write and read comics
good , i like cycle rider
that is a great one i write better though
what is your favorite dish ?
i like everything how about oyu
i like pizza and meat , what is your father ?
he is a cop what is yours
my father also a cop , i working in hotel as a waiter


my favorite singer is jacob sartorius. in my freetime i enjoy cloud watching. my idea of flirting is to stare from a distance. i work a dead end 9 to 5 job as a snakeskin oil salesman.

hey , how are you ?
just prepping for another day selling snakeskin oil . you ?
interesting . are you from the 18th century ?
are you asking if i am a time traveler ? no . are you
i am not . i just would not buy snakeskin oil in the 21st century . why would i ?
i find that offensive . are you married ?
no , would that change your opinion of me ?
no . just looking for love tips
i can give you love tips . do not fall in love ! that is a tip .
i already am . and i stared at him pretty hard today
that could be psychopathic behavior but i am not expert . did he stare back equally hard ?
no . he said he had to go and he would talk to me later . so i am hopeful
dream on , sister , dream on . i am a pessimist and i am usually correct . he wo not fall for you
i am going to invite him over to look at clouds . optimistic
that sounds fun . hope you get married and have children .
we probably will . thank you


i like the guitar. i like music. i like to skateboard. i am a vegan.

hello , how are you doing tonight ?
i am doing well , just listening to some music . what about you ?
i am doing homework , but instead of taking notes i was drawing .
sounds like the class was boring .
what kind of music do you like ? i am really into music and guitar
me too . i will listen to anything if i can play along to it .
that is cool , whats your favorite food ?
pizza , but since i am vegan i have to get creative with it .
i am also vegan ! crazy , i love pizza too .
awesome ! its sometimes hard to find vegan substitutes , but i think its worth it .
i am happy being vegan , i like to come up with deserts
yes , healthy desserts are the best !


i teach first grade. my favorite pizza is pepperoni. i love to go shopping. i drink lots of iced tea. i married my high school sweetheart.

hello . hows your day going ?
hi ! very well , and yours ? i am about done teaching first grade
kinda sad today . i think i might some extra help in my life
maybe i can help ! do you like shopping ? maybe we could go together
haha . i am a woman . of course i like shopping !
awesome , me too ! maybe drink some iced tea on a patio somewhere before winter hits
i could use some iced tea . . . . . you got any cookies for me too ?
not at the moment , but we can find some for you ! i do like cookies
chocolate is best . you like ice cream ?
yes ! do you like pizza with pepperoni ?
yes please . you like pineapples on pizza or it that weird ?
i do ! but i am not a fan of pineapples and ham


my favorite color is green. i work at mcdonalds. my name is gerald. i like basketball.

hi how are you today
doing well . playing some basketball , which i enjoy .
that is great exercise . how you ever played on a team
no . by the way , i am gerald .
i am rhonda nice to met you . i just learned a new song on my guitar
what is the song you learned ?
found you by kane brown . that is my favorite song and he is my favorite too
great song . what is your favorite color ?
i love the blue my favorite shade is light blue . whats yours
green . love all those greens . do you play sports ?
no i wish i did but i am getting older now
where do you work ?
i am a hospital administrator . i have been here 8 years now
wow . important job . i am employed at mcdonalds .
my mom is a retired nurse i wanted to follow her footsteps but did not like the blood
nursing is a good job , too . hope to stop flipping burgers someday .


i hit for over forty million dollars. i am rich beyond my dreams. one day i played the lottery. i used to work a 9 5 job as a telemarketer. i will never punch a clock again.

hi there , are you enjoying the evening so far ?
really great . just happy to be off of worth
good . i am glad . saturday night is my off night . i switch off .
what do you do for work ?
nothing specific . i help my sister with some things . she is madonna .
madonna ? like the famous singer ? ?
yes the famous singer . but we are just like any family .
maybe i can pay for her to come to my place and put on a concert
sound like you are a fan . where do you live ?
i am in texas . i recently won the lottery so i could afford it
great ! i will bring this up to her tomorrow .
i have over 40 million dollars
that is impressive . are you married ?
no i am not . but i bet i could get a hottie with all this money
i am sure ! i hope we can make the concert happen !
i cannot spend all my money at once . i never want to work again


i am a meat eater. i like anime shows. my mother passed away in 1979. i had to get a job early as a child. i never learned how to swim.

xiii
whats crackin ?
not much you ?
is this bill again ?
it is . are you a prayer ?
prayer ?
i am just craaaaaazy about christian electronic music
sometimes .
its all about jesus and the beat drops man ! !
ll
bless up then dress up for the rave
interesting .
do you have a cell phone ?
yes .


i own two snakes. i am allergic to dust. i have an autograph collection with more than 2000 signatures. i only eat organic food. i collect comic books.

hello how are you today ?
hi i am doing pretty good . just finished looking through my comic book collection . you ?
what is your favorite comic book ? i am watching the cubs
superman ! i need to dust them often because i am allergic .
i think superman would look better if his suit was purple
i do love purple . i also have an autograph collection of over 2 , 000 autographs .
wow that is crazy do you have any from the actors of clueless ?
yes ! i have alicia silverstone . i also like snakes . i have two .
i want a snake but i have hit my limit on my credit
they are great pets ! i just started an organic only diet .
how is that going ? can you still eat meat ?
yes as long as it is organic .
well that is good i could not give up meat
i want to try to eat healthy , but still a balanced diet .
i agree i want to be healthier , so i can enjoy my car longer
what kind of car do you have ?


playing quake on slackware linux makes me happy. i have three dogs and two cats. i live in chicago. i like to use a lot of exclamation marks when i type. both my moms tell me they love me when i call them.

hi ! its nice to meet you !
hello ! is you day going well ?
it is going well ! i was hanging out with my animals today . how about you ?
what kind of animals ?
all animals ! i love animals . do you have any hobbies ?
i like to play quake .
quake ? is that a game ?
yes . it is a computer game . do you play games ?
no , but i used to act !
wow ! ! ! ! ! ! that is so cool ! !
yeah , i loved it ! where do you work ?
i work for an online seller . what about you ?
i do not work as an actress anymore but i love what i do !
cool ! ! ! ! do you have kids ?
i do not have kids . do you ?
no . i do not have a family other than my two moms .


i wish i did not have to work. i like to think about what it would be like to be an artist. i wish i made more money. i enjoy writing for long periods of time. i have a strange obsession with pens.

hi , any favorite hobbies ? i love to run in the hills .
hey ! , i enjoy writing long poetry . i am currently working on a novel
wow impressive ! do you have a real job too ? i am a grill cook by night .
yes , but it is not that great . i wish i could quit .
what is it ? i might take it cuz i am looking for a day job .
customer service , i just do not make enough money . i wish i made more
yea , things are tough . you should get a job as a waiter . that pay !
that sounds nice , but i would really love to be an artist
that sounds iffy ! ! you would have to die to make money ll
ll , not exactly . comic book artist and cartoonist are very well off
you need some inspiration then . you should play pink floyd while you work .
i may have to try that . do you like pink floyd ?
they are my favorite ! ! i listen to them while i work and run . you ?
i like black sabbath myself .


i love to go to the symphony orchestra. i favorite brand of clothing is donna karen. i sing in the church choir every sunday. i am an middle school teacher for 8th grade.

i live in a house with cats , there are cats in my yard too
cats do not have souls so i do not see them at church when i sing in the choir
oh well , we all think different . my husband is strange sometimes too
what does he do ? my husband tore my donna karen dress last night at the symphony .
i work with five of my children all day and he do not do any house work
girl , i feel you , i teach 8th grade .
well , he will have to get you a new one , he sure has some cat personalities
he will make it up to me though , we are going to the symphony that i love .
do you have any pets ? i only have one cat
sadly , no , i sing every sunday in the church choir , so no home time
what is your church name ? what are your beliefs ?
i am a scientologist , it affords me the ability to buy donna karen cloths at discount .
wow , who is that actor that was in that church ?
tom cruise and john travolta . both of which my 8th grade class adores .


i enjoy hanging out with friends and family. i am looking to start a business. i am a big sports fan. i like to get involved in politics.

i am a dancer , what do you do ?
i am a businessman and hoping to kickstart a business .
i consider myself a hippie
do you like sports ? some hippies do not , but i enjoy them .
i would rather drive my van , it is blue
what else do you like . i involve myself with politics .
i have too many tattoo for politics
i like to spend time with my family , friends . one has a tattoo .
i want to get a lot more
some people get into that . several pro athletes have some tats .
i recycle a lot , do you ?
yes . my new business involves recycling , also . where do you work ?
that is awesome i sell berries
i go strawberry picking each season with my family .
hippies love strawberries you know
i thought that they liked flowers most , ha ha .


i live in nashville. i work in academia at a local university. i play music in my spare time. i like to go to the farmers market every weekend. i am committed to the environment.

hi ! my name is jovannie and i am 19 years old . what is your name ?
hello ! i am dr . taylor . how are you today jovannie ?
i am well . and yourself ?
i am great ! i just finished teaching a class on global warming .
nice ! i am eating a barbecue sandwich and pizza puffs
i was just prepping a vegetable stir fry to eat before i go to a gig .
sound delicious ! do you have any hobbies ?
i play the piano in a jazz band . what about you ?
wow that is awesome ! i love hanging out with my imaginary friends
sounds interesting ! do any of your imaginary friends play instruments ?
no , but we like watching my favorite show tom and jerry
tom and jerry , huh ? that was my favorite cartoon duo as a kid .
it is my favorite up to this day
they have a love hate relationship .


i love children. i just graduated college with my bachelor s degree in education. i am twenty two years old. i just accepted a job at the elementary school in my hometown. i just moved into an apartment within the vicinity of my new job.

hello , i am a elementary teacher what a bout you
funny you ask ! i just got a job teaching grade school !
how many studies do you have
i just graduated with a ba in education . i am 22 , right on schedule .
good to here that , i have 13 they is a hand full
right . i know almost all the students already . the job is in my hometown .
ok my is in my home town also
hmm . are we siamese twins ? do you adore the children , too ?
yes , i love drinking coffee what about you
i got a coffee maker after i moved into a nearby apartment .
i buy a box of chocolate every two week what about you
no . i like children so much that i would share to much of it with them !
do you love doing exercise with the children
i watch them play on the playground is all . the coaches lead the exercise .


i graduated college in 2016. i teach kindergarten. i teach at a large school. my class has 26 kids.

hey there whats up i am watching basket ball
hello . making out lesson plans for next week .
i used to do that before i found a job at the smoothie shop
i have 26 kindergarteners . they sure do wear you out .
they need healthy food at that age i love vegetarian food
they sure do . mine like fruit cups in the morning .
that is great for them haha
for some reason , this group is not too keen on yogurt .
i love yogurt i love classic rock yogurt converts
what is a classic rock yogurt concert ?
a concert where classic rock plays while we eat yogurt
sounds awesome . what else do you like to do ?


i love nighttime. i just bought new hoop earrings. i have a cat named charlie. my favorite food is pizza.

hey how are you doing today
i am great . hanging out with my cat , charlie .
when my parents died i was raised by my brother
that is awful . i love night time . it is so peaceful here .
peaceful place that i ve been through is for trucks day awesome
it makes everything better when you eat pizza . that is what i am doing
more often i always worry and parking
yes that is a worry
yes because i m not really skilled
i have a big truck and it is also hard to park .
how do you do that then
i always park away from other vehicles so i make sure i do not hit anything
that s a good trick that i can follow
it seems to work good for me .
well i would just ask somebody else to do it
i wish that i could .


i like to go out fishing. i play the bass guitar. my favorite food is cheeseburgers. i work out daily. my mother is a teacher in the city.

hello how are you today ?
i am great you ? any hobbies ?
i coach on the weekends
interesting ! i love fishing and playing the bass
yeah at the high school down the street
cool ! what sport do you coach ?
all of them when i can
nice i love to exercise everyday
i plan on proposing to my girlfriend
oh wow i am sure she will say yes
she is six months pregnant
wow assuming it is yours congrats !
i hope so but we will see
what is your favorite food ?
i absolutely love tacos and fries
me too but i really like cheeseburgers


i listen to a fall out boy record every day. i am looking forward to reading the latest political thriller. i love watching sitcoms on television. sometimes , i sit by strangers on the subway and strike up a conversation. i drive a honda that is seen better days.

hi how are you doing today ?
i am well , thanks ! i like to chat with strangers .
that is good everyone is a stranger til they become a friend .
that is a good way to put it .
what do you do for a living
i write for a music website . i write a lot about fall out boy .
that sounds fun i work at the gym as a yoga instructor
wow . you must be fit . what about free time ? i read political thrillers .
i like walking nature trails i love nature
not me ! i stay inside and watch sitcoms .
whats your favorite show to watch ?
i love the office and two broke girls .
i have never seen the office but heard it was good
yeah , its hilarious . sometimes hard to watch .
i might check it out . whats your favorite food
either pad thai or chocolate chip cookies . not mixed up , though !
ll that mixed up would taste weird i like salads . was nice talking to you
you too , have a good day .


i love watching game of thrones. i once saw the easter bunny hiding behind my closet door. i grew up in alabama. my mom is a checker at the local grocery store. i don t like the song sweet home alabama.

hi there ! how are you doing today ?
howdy i was born and raised in alabama
oh . i was born and raised in georgia .
cool beans my mom a checker at the grocery store
i enjoy chocolate . have any hobbies ?
i do not like sweet home alabama though
i love that movie ! i have seen
i really like the game of thrones
i play the violin well .
i saw the easter bunny behind my closet door
do you have any kids ?
oh no i am only 16
oh , i am 30 . birthday was last week .
you are so old though
30 is supposed to be the best .
i totally love football man


i keep my hair cut very short. i am learning to play the piano. i am a member of the ymca. i am allergic to cats. i love scary movies.

hey whats going on with you today ?
oh i do not have long hair
i am sorry to hear that . i have an afro . what do you do for fun ?
afros are nasty . wash it wash it !
i do ! i think i might dread it up though . where are you from ?
mars . i play the paino there
the paino ? lol . i plan to go there one day
yes , the paino is the alien paino
paino paino paino paino paino
la la la la la la
ha ha ha ha ha
ho ho ho ho ho
are you santa claus ? i have been a bad boy please forgive m
i am fat enough to be him


i listen to metal music. i have boots i always wear. i have black spiky hair. i wear a lot of leather. i sleep in late during the day.

i am a creepy sash shhh librarian i am kidding on creepy
well i am creepy too in all my leather and boots i wear everyday .
i like leather an i like to eat
nice . my spiky black hair does not help with people feeling comfortable around me .
i would still like you , of course i like to read also
reading is not for me . metal music is all me though . you like metal ?
i have 2 cats we eat tune together
you eat out of the same plate as the cats ? i hope not .
nah not really lol its so loud an i do not know what they say
what who says ? you sound like you got more issues than me man .
of course not lol i do not even know what tune is lol
maybe try sleeping late in the day like i do . sleep is key .
i say so , yea i wish i got too today an loved it
my point . lots of sleep relaxes the mind .


i can also squat 400 pounds. i can benchpress 345 pounds. i am a weight lifter. i am a olympian. my country is russia.

hi how are you doing ?
i am tired . lol i am a russian olympian so i literally train 2 a day
what do you do for a living ?
i am a competitive weight lifter . max bench 345 and squat 400 lbs . you ?
i am on the road most days
what is it you do on the road ?
i drive a truck lol
oh ok . lol well that is pretty cool . as long as you enjoy driving i guess
what city are you from ?
i am from a small town in russia
do you have any hobbies ?
i literally just lift weights all day every day . what about you ?
i enjoy traveling in spare time
that is good . you do plenty of that with your job though lol
its not the same tho
yea i am sure its not .