i like to cook. sometimes i volunteer at the soup kitchen. my family owned a small restaurant. i work 9 to 5 job. when i retire i want to open a bakery.

hi how are you today
i am goo how are you
i am good do you work
yes i work in an office . what do you do ?
i am a nra head
that an important job , i love to cook and bake . do you have any hobbies ?
just cleaning my gun rack
i own 8 guns , my father in law and i love to go shooting on the weekends .
nice want to know something funny ?
sure i got time what is it
i write sappy poems about my guns
that is cool are you into anything other than guns
i also donate clothes often
i volunteer at the local homeless shelter making meals
nice we should give clothes and meals
that would be awesome they really need it


i have created my own personal religion. i do not celebrate any holidays. i believe in ghosts and have seen them on several occasions. i own four german shepherds.

you gotta stop calling me . . . you know i prefer texting to calls !
hey you ! hows it going ?
well my mother is in town to watch over my sick grandmother . . . so full house here !
www i am sorry , yeah i know how that is , i have the family and my 4 dogs
do not the dogs barking keep you up at night ? i just gotta get my 8 hours sleeping !
no they are good dogs , just as long as the ghosts do not bother them
yikes ! real live ghosts ? ! ? not just images on the computer we use all day ? ? ?
yes real ghosts ! i have seen them on multiple occasions
whoa ! you should sms over a picture next time you see them ! they show on film ?
no i am usually scared to do anything when i see them
i would be too . frankly , i am a little scared my nanna may become a ghost soon .
yes i was going to say that


i love dragons. i prefer the night to the day , but i love sunshine. i am a grandparent at 44. i drive more than an hour each way to work. i can never decide between a chili corn dog and a cheesy hot dog.

hi how are you doing ?
very well how about you ?
i am doing pretty good . getting ready to volunteer at the animal shelter .
wonderful ! what type of animals do you work with most ?
i love all animals , but i work mostly with the dogs .
dogs are fun , but a prefer more mystical creatures .
like dragons and such ? not only do i love animals but i love to dance !
absolutely ! dragons would be a fun pet . dancing with one could be funny !
i am really great at dancing . i love all music except country !
my grandchildren love country , although we are close in age .
how close in age are you to them ?
i had my daughter at 20 , she had twins at 20 . they are 4 years old .
nice ! i am sure you are close ! excuse my spelling , i am not good at it .
quite alright . we play spelling games every morning on my way to work .
i have to go do my hair . takes forever because it is down to my knees .
time to cook dinner ! chili corn dog or cheesy hot dog ? we love both !


i love dogs. my dad was a carsalesman. i am a happy person. i love to cook. i like to fish.

hi what are you up to tonight ?
just cooking up some fish how about you ?
i am looking at different mustangs online . i love cool cars
that is very cool . my dog loves car rides . do you have a dog ?
one big and one little one
nice i love those fuzzy beasts . what do you do for fun ?
i enjoy walking and watching movies in the theaters . you ?
i love making dinner , fish dinners . i catch them first . yay !
i do not really care for fish but that is cool
hey its ok . my dad loves fish too , when he gets home we will eat fish .
do you live with your dad ?
yeah , he sells cars and takes me fishing . do you fish ?
i have gone a few times but not really my thing . i prefer taking a walk
that is cool too , i walk dogs for extra cash .
my pitbull would like that but the chihuahua prefers to be carried haha
nice . i really am fond of dogs . what else do you do ?
i used to have to work 3 jobs but now i just have 2
that seems much better . time is precious . are you tall ?
just average . are you unusually tall ?
no , i am quite short . i do not mind though i am pretty comfortable .


i am an anime fan. i go to multiple comic cons. i listen to techno music , exclusively. my wardrobe is all band tees. my job involves building drones.

hi . i am so tired from working all week .
i like to watch anime
that is cool . i have 2 jobs right now so i do not have much downtime
talking about jobs , i help in building drones
interesting . my job as a real estate agent seem boring compared to that .
you should get some time off and listen to techno music . it will be relaxing
lol . that does not sound relaxing . i relax just by hanging out with my close friends
or you should go to comic cons . i go to multiple of them
at my other job as a waitress i have a customer who always reads comic books
tell them they should start watching anime from comics . i am a big fan
maybe he will take me for a date . who knows , i may find love
i only love music bands and have a full wardrobe with the band tees


i like spending time with my friends and family. i like listening to all genres of music except country music. i like to read a lot of books.

hi
hey how are you ?
good and yourself ?
good , just listening to music and hanging out with my family .
what do you do for a living ?
i am a teacher . how about you ?
i am a vet at the animal shelter
that is awesome , what do you like to do for fun ?
i love running . its my way to detox
running is great . do you have any other hobbies ?
not really . . . what do you teach ?
i teach reading , i love books and helping children learn how to read .
where are you from ?
i am from illinois , how about you ?
cali
i love cali , was just there a month ago with my family


i have two kids , ages 2 and 6. my husband owns a small auto repair shop. i work part time at aldi s. i am from sterling heights , michigan. my favorite movie is titanic.

hi , how are you today ?
good ! just got home from my shift at aldi and now i am cooking for my kids .
how many kids do you have ? i have a three year old
i have a 6 year old and a 2 year old .
i teach 1st grade , i have a lot of sixth graders that are wonderful
that must be adorable . i would love to teach .
it is fun and every day is a new adventure
i need adventure . it is boring here in sterling heights , michigan .
i go to a great church that offers fun events too , have you looked into church ?
i have looked into it but my husband does not seem into the idea .
my dad preaches , it has always been a part of my life
have you seen titanic ? it is my favorite .
yes , i love that movie , it was amazing , and so terribly heartbreaking
it really was . i could not finish it the first time through .
i went through a whole box of tissues the first time i saw it
i believe you ! my tough guy mechanic husband did not even shed a tear . ugh !


i have many girlfriends. i am argentinian. i like to ride horses. i like to wear boots. i like to eat beef.

hi , i am into pink floyd . whats your fave group ?
the beatles , i suppose . they are the best .
i like them too . what do you do for a living ?
i work with horses . i feed them , clean them , take them for rides .
cool job . i am a cook searching for a second gig .
are you a girl or a boy ? ; married or not ?
i am a single young man
do you have a girlfriend or two ?
nope what about you buddy ?
i have many , on and off . . . trying to find a perfect one , you know .
i cannot argue with that .
ll , that is good . some people do , girls especially .
true , you know how women can be .
mine do not know about each other . makes things easier .
oh playboy action going on
well , have fun while you are young , my grandpa used to say . . .


i cannot choose between lollipops and rainbows. to free my mind from feeling depressed i look up at the stars at night. i would love to be a professional eater and not get fat. i believe in aliens. i hate cleaning up after my husband and children.

hello , i am from california . how about you ?
i am not sure . are you an alien ?
that is great ! i love to go surfing here , whats your hobbie ?
i want to eat professionally but i wanna stay skinny
my profession is a mechanic because i love cars !
do you like candy a lot ?
no i do not , do you ? i have a corvette that i like !
i do not like to clean up after my husband
i do have a german shepherd that i named twin though !
do you clean u after that dog tho ?
i have to he makes too big of a mess !
do you ever just look at the stars ?
being a mechanic i am always looking up
i look at the stars when i am sad


i m in grad school. my parents live across the street from me. i love to read true crime books. i work in a coffee shop. my favorite drink is caramel cappuccino.

hi . i hace trust issues
hi right i am in a grad school
i like to be alone
really you should not . i live across the street from my parents
oh that is cool . are they good to be close to ?
yes they are . i am working in a coffee shop ? you ?
my parents are terrible . and i love the library
really that is bad . i like reading real crime books
oh crime is awful . yuck
really . but i love them . i love drinking caramel cappuccino .
oh that is really good ! i do not like other women
that seems to be nice . where do you live ?
i live out in the alley
really great . you and i would be nice friends
yes , i have 422 cats also so . . .
really . i would love to pet them one day .


i love comics. i am a couch potato. i eat junk food. i do not have a job. i love the walking dead.

hello . how are you today ?
hi i am fine just watching the walking dead
i love that show . so ready for the new season . what kind of work do you do ?
i am not working due to injury at the moment
hopefully you get back to 100 soon .
thanks comics help me escape the issue . what do u do
i work for myself selling things at local craft fairs and whatnot . i love it !
nice really artsy you are i need to change so i quit eating junk food
lol . i eat my fair share of junk , especially in college .
yeah college was cheetos and ramen need a sleeper sofa soon
i am starting a small business , maybe i will come across a sofa for you
i hate being a couch potato i am such a gym nut
how long is your recovery ?
another 8 months plus physical therapy
wow . that must have been quite an injury .
yeah car accident while in commute during a work


i am a father. i work many hours. my favorite band is imagine dragons. i like basketball.

i am feeding my cat breakfast i do not have any dogs
my kids have dogs too but i never get to play with them . i work too much .
i am obsessed with my new cell phone
and i wished i did not have my cell ! i work too many hours as is .
i read alot i am in a bookclub with 10 friends we meet every week
to be fair , my iphone does let me get scores on celtics basketball .
i love basketball and football especially college games
not much of a football fan . just the celtics and alt rock bands like imaginedragons .
sometimes i meet friends for a drink
well i will have a drink at an alt rock concert but do not drink heavily .
never heard of the dragons but sounds great
my kids do not like them . they say they are retro . kids these days ! ! !


i currently work for ibm in chicago. my favorite band is the rolling stones. i am almost 7 feet tall. i am not a basketball player though.

hi , how are you doing ?
great , i like rolling stones
i would love to say that , but i am a bad liar , very bad one
you need to find a new job then
yeah , maybe you are right , i am obsessed with movies and filming
you should go cliff diving
mmm interesting choice but risky one , and i do not try to think about death
yes yes yes yes yes yes
or i could be a clown , i like to put a smile on people faces
that is nice . clowns scare me , it
ha ha ha , i was thinking in something more normal
clowns are not normal you crazy person
i am not crazy , at least that is what the voices are telling me
i like the voices , they are my only friends
i wonder if that is why you spend time chatting with strangers d
no , that is because i need money ! lol


i like meat. my favorite food is steak. i drive a black car. i am working in finance.

i like cartoon , especially south park , how you ?
wow i have not seen that show in years . do not have time for cartoons .
my friends always watch cartoons . i like flintstones too . why so busy ?
i work in finance , a trader never sleeps ! i am glad you have something you like
yes me too ! i like jokes but man some go too far
i am curious , is english your first language ? i am not sure what you mean
yes it is , whats up ?
okay . just finished dinner . . . . third time i had steak in the last week !
what did not you understand ? i am curious . steak is bad lol
i did not know what you meant by i like jokes , but maybe it was just a comment ?
it was its something i like
oh i see . i guess i like jokes too ! lol
in moderation some are over the top ugh lol
haha yeah . are you vegan ? i eat sooo much meat


i collect stamps. my favorite color is blue. i love going to concerts on the weekend. everyday i go swimming at the y.

today is perfect to go camping !
that sounds great ! do you camp often ?
my family and i take time to go every month !
wonderful ! what else do you guys do ?
i like to horseback ride when i have time , what about you ?
i like to workout by swimming every morning and go to outdoor concerts on weekends !
have you ever seen justin timberlike ? i love him ! !
i went to his concert last year ! he is great !
that is awesome ! as a busy mom i rarely get to go to concerts .
that is too bad ! at least you ride horses ! i dabble in collecting stamps .
yes it is good me time . how did you get into that ?
my grandpa taught me to collect , our favorite stamps are blue in color .


i just graduated from high school. i like playing games online. i will study computer science. i am on my way to uc santa cruz where i was accepted.

hello ! how are you doing ?
i am great , headed to uc santa cruz . how are you ?
i am good just finished teaching a spanish class
oh so are you a teacher ?
just on the side . i have a lot of hobbies how about you
i am into online gaming and computer science
hiking , talking on the phone and gambling are mine
cool hobbies . do you have any kids ?
no , are you a healthy eater ? never leave vegetables on the plate
i am a student so we have the most unhealthy diets lol
do you have any problems ? mine is gambling
nope no problems . they have places you can go for gambling
maybe i will call a hotline
that is a good idea or talk to a friend that you really trust


i work in sales. i always answer my cellphone. i take fridays off in the summer. its important to me to make my clients happy.

how are you ? i am home from a busy day at school !
hello , i am in sales and work late sometimes to please my customers .
good for you ! i bet they love you
lol , i think its only due to me always answering my phone . do you work on fridays ?
yes , then i go get pepperoni pizza and iced tea !
nice ! thankfully , i work four days during the summer . three day weekends rock .
yes , i would love it i could go shopping with my husband on fridays
i love shopping . shoes are my favorites .
me too ! i have too many pairs though ! my poor husband cannot understand
they never do . nor why we have to have the purse that matches .
lol ! he is put up with me since high school , i guess he loves me
that is awesome , i would say he does too .
we do not see eye to eye on shopping but that is about it !
mine cannot understand why i do not wear each pair , lol


i like to party. i work part time at a pizza restaurant. my major is business. i am in college. i love the beach.

hello there do you like parties ?
dude , i am the party king ! college is seriously sweet , so many parties bro .
that is cool , i love parties too and try to go to one every other night .
i have a job at a pizza place . talk about the hookup for parties
hey that is cool . i also work at a pizza place actually . free pizza !
for real , bro . beach parties are the bomb though . its my favorite place
bro ! i love going to the beach , i meet all the fly honeys there .
duuuude . i am studying business . i hope that i can like have a beach business
i am taking some business in college too . a beach business sounds cool .
it is my major . aside from beach partans
ever been to a beach rave ?
yes bro . so . much . molly .
i know where to get molly also .
molly goes with me everywhere


in high school , i came in 6th in the 100 meter dash. i like canning and whittling. to stay in shape , i chase cheetahs at the zoo. my favorite movie is good burger. i eat exclusively meat.

hi my name is cat , have a sister named tara . and a dog named roc .
hi cat how are you
good i i have a brother as well he is awesome . i like the color red .
i have not a dog but i like cheetahs i wish i had a cheetah .
i am the shortest out of two of my siblings . . . i am 4 11 .
i am in high school
what year are you in ?
i came in 6th in the 100 meter . do you interested in any sport ?
no i do not lately it s been watching tv
what kinds of film do you like ? did you see good burger ?
action movies . . it all depended on my mood . you ?
comedy . what is your favorite food ? meat is my best .
face food . . . not sure . i like all sorts of food .
good for you . i enjoy doing canning and whittling . what do you do ?


i surf everyday. i like to listen to country music. people say i can cook well. i work at a bar.

good morning ! or is it morning where you are ?
morning ! yes , it is . i just came in from surfing . early waves are the best .
wonderful . i enjoy the ocean but like the mountains too
me too . i work at a beach bar , not too many of those in the mountains .
i woul love to take my 2 kids to the beach this summer
they would enjoy it . mine are better for it since we moved here .
where snouts do you work at a beach bar ?
venice beach , california . its lovely here .
southern california is beautiful . i used to play baseball there
i came here from ohio . so much nicer .
much nicer weather in southern california . i live in northern california
yes it is . are you affected by the wildfires ?
not to much . brings in a lot of patients to my medical practice
are you a doctor ? i am also going to school for marine biology
yes i am a md . marine biology is a great field
very cool . i love the beach


i try to eat a balanced diet. i am caucasian. i like rollerblading. my favorite sport is hockey. i avoid eating sugar.

hello . how is your day going ?
so far so good . i am planning my dinner for tonight , i am on a diet
nice ! whatcha having ? i just got home from work and am watching my favorite movie .
baked chicken and salad . after dinner i plan to go rollerblading
after titanic ends , i will take the kids for chinese before sopping a bit at work . .
do you watch sports ? i love watching hockey
i watch ultimate disc league , soccer , hockey and golf with my son .
how many kids do you have ?
two . . . a two year old daughter and a six year old son . yourself ?
no kids , i am single .
i am single as well . where are you from ?
the west coast , what about you ?
i live in sterling heights michigan . . . born and raised .
i hear it is pretty cold there during the winter
it can get quite cold here . i suppose that i am accustomed to it now though .
i am used to warmer temperatures , i love getting active outdoors


i enjoy talking to strangers. i love honey. i am good at throwing parties. i want to live at the beach.

hi ! do you have a family ?
hey how are you ? i do
i am good . hanging out with the hubby and son . you ?
that is good . i have two girls
do you have a spouse ? my hubby is a federal worker
yes a wife . we want to move to the beach
that would be nice . i own a bakery near a beach town
that is wonderful . do you make honey buns ? honey is the best
of course i do ! you would like them
goodness , i bet i would
what do you do for fun ?
i often throw parties , i am kind of great at it
i lead a quieter life taking long walks on my own
that is not so bad , peaceful even


i m looking for a job. i m not very tall. i ve a dog. i ve two siblings. my favorite color is red.

hi names mandy i have a collie named bacon
i love bacon ! i almost named my dog bacon but i chose oreo instead .
i love to sneak oreos between meals
my 2 siblings sneak oreos . there are none left for me .
well that does stink but i love my family we travel alot
i cannot afford travel right now . i need a job .
i need out this rap cafe i live for country
someone should write a country song for me . . . my woes as a short person .
i hate my blue eyes wish they were green and my hair blue not brown
sounds like a country song .
halloween is as close to spotlight as my life gets
i prefer christmas . i love using lots of red . . . my favorite .
u like cuddling up with bacon during winter nights
if it was a bacon print blanket . then i would wrap up in it .
lol i meant i , but snow ball fights with dogs are funny
funny except my dog and i are both short , so we get lost in the snow .
i am only 5 foot 4 so i got you
i tried getting work at walmart , but they insisted i wear blue .
it is okay i quit target i hate red
i would work at target , but my siblings work there and we would not get along .
ouch my siblings work the gap
i could try staples . i love red .
yeah go for the gold i always say
what about you ? tell me more .
i love petsmart but i love blue
do you have kids ? they would love blues clues . pets plus blue .


i like tailgate parties. my favorite season is duck hunting season. i have never been on an airplane. i didn t go to college because i run the family farm. i had a girlfriend who eloped with my best friend one day.

hello , got three tattoos on my left arm .
i have one on my right shoulder myself , it is of a bull
oh awesome . my mother is an active nurse . my dad though . . . never got to know him .
my parents where farmers , i run the farm now because they are getting old
oh nice , my career is at a bookstore
i read a lot when i am not working , bet it is quite and peaceful
it is . i have decided to not ever drive too , so my life is calm .
i hate driving , although tailgate parties i do enjoy .
i enjoy them too , always fun .
they are fun , i usually do it during football season
great memories of all the sports games i have been too , including baseball
i started doing it after my girlfriend and best friend ran off together
makes sense , whether for celebration or consolation .
yeah , was depressed and some friends had me go and i really liked it


i don t like wearing a swimsuit. my parents are lawyers. if i can t order it on the internet , i don t need it. winter is my favorite season.

are you as busy of a person as i am ?
i think so ! i stay busy .
it is a wonder that i find time with my kids activities .
what is your favorite season . mine is winter .
i enjoy fall a lot . are you into winter sports or activities ?
i enjoy swimming , but i hate wearing a bathing suit .
me too . i would rather be warm with a cocktail and good friends .
are you an online shopper ?
i have at least seven groups i belong to , so online shopping is a must !
i have an addiction . if i cannot order it , i do not need it !
how is your time spent the most ?
running , watching tv . hanging out with friends .
oh , cool . seems like all of mine is spent driving in my black surburban !
my parents are both lawyers . yours ?
my father is an engineer and mother is retired .
oh . where are you from ?


i work on cars for a living. i watch a lot of tv. i live alone. my favorite food is a cheeseburger.

hello friend ! how are you today ?
i am well , how about you ?
i have been better . all that chocolate last night have me a tummy ache .
last night was not good for me either
oh no , what went wrong ?
i watched too much and ate too much cheeseburger and missed my morning alarm
ugh , that is terrible . sounds fun though .
totally . do you love watching tv ?
i do ! i am addicted to watching home improvement shows . you ?
i love it uncompromisingly . it is my only companions as i live by myself
i live alone as well . i hope to have two children someday though .
the cars i work on are my children . . .
i understand that feeling .
do you not have any family ?
no , hopefully that will change in the future .
i would rather it stays like this for me .


i have a wife and a 4 year old son. i went to stanford. i play soccer professionally. my idol is theirry henry. my favorite food is pizza.

can you help me with my math homework ?
i graduated from stanford so i probably can .
ate 2 boxes of fries , they bought two more and ate one how many fries
i am a professional soccer player now with a 4 year old son and good looking wife .
i eat far too much french fries . makes me smell like them
3 boxes ? i love fries but i love pizza even more , its my favorite .
pizza with fries is the best , keeps me small
i started making my own fries and eat them everyday . my wife and kids do too .
great , they are great diet food
i wish i could eat pizza every day but i do not want a heart attack .
what is a heart attack ?
i am a professional athlete so i have to be careful about what i eat .
what does that entail ? are you anorexic ?
its something that can easily kill you and that is not good . no not anorexic .


i do yoga on tuesdays. i go to the pool every thursday for three hours. i work five days a week. i don t have children. i enjoy shopping.

hey there ! how are you today ?
doing well , how about you ?
ok , i got a sweater today but it did not fit , too small
what color was the sweater ?
it was purple , total bummer . do you like math ? i cant do it
math is cool but really not my thing , i like yoga .
ooh i just started doing yoga , i love it !
tuesday is my yoga day . do you go on a regular day ?
thursdays for me , what kind is your favorite ?
i am down with all of it . i swim on thursdays .
i love swimming too . my new apartment has a pool and i am spoiled
that is cool . do you have kids ?
nah , just a dog , i am not a fan of kids
i do not have kids either but most kids like to swim . i like to shop also .
oh do not we all ! i love to shop .
what kind of dog do you have ?


i have 3 ex wives. my father was a famous actor. i do not like kids. i do not like acting.

hi . how are you today ?
hi , i am good . how are you ?
i am good . i live in north texas so i was not in the path of harvey
that is good to hear its pretty scary whats going on there .
it is . i went to rockport to relax
i hope thw travel was easy . do you have any kids ?
one daughter . she is pre med
oh that is cool . i do not have any myself . th i do not like kids that much
really ? why is that ?
my 3rd exwife had 4 of them all teens . they never accepted me as their dad .
oh you have been divorced several times ? that is sad
people do not see me being sad i am quite the actor .
really ? how do you get that emotion resolved , being an actor ?
my father was an actor . i learned to control my emotions . i hate acting though .


i am a professional skittles player. my favorite mlb player is bartolo colon. i am known as the iron skittler in the skittles universe. i have never had candy in my life.

did you hear the news ?
no , i have been on the road for work .
an asteroid is headed straight for us . . .
hmmm . . . well i guess we will have to see if it hits us !
good luck , i am going to the uk where the bunkers are
i will be ok , i play the game skittles for a living and am pretty famous .
what is skittles ? you will not be ok when the impact cloud hits the atmosphere
i will find a bunker . skittles is a fabulous game inspired by cricket .
really ? i learned something ! i am going to miss skating
do you watch baseball ? it is one of my favorite sports besides skittles .
hey wikipedia says skittles is a bowling game i never watch baseball but i listen
there are different forms of the game .
the impact cloud will cause famine and freezing temps . wheat is what u need
interesting . i will make sure i am well prepared .
the dress code is black knock twice and then say blink not pilgrim
i do not quite understand but is a color i like to wear .


my sister is becoming my mother and often asks me when i m getting married. i am not a big fan of waiting in line. i often think about quitting my job and becoming a roadie for justin bieber. i own five pairs of the same pants.

hello how are you today ?
great ! i have atleast 5 pairs of identical pants for you to borrow !
sweet i could really use them
i might quit my job and will be a justin bieber roadie !
red hot chili peppers for me
awesome ! i hate waiting in line though !
lines are for other people
my sister will be my mom , she wants me to get married
what is your favorite fruit ?
i love watermelon ! what about you ?
i like oranges the best .
i am often asked when i am getting married . are you wed ?
not yet i really like waffles too
waffles rock ! i just will not wait in line for them .
haha i wear size 6 shoes
i will give you my 5 identical pants to trade for your shoes !


recently i started a youtube channel where i share make up tutorials too. i have reached 50k subscribers !. i like to watch make up tutorials in youtube. i started taking beauty classes too.

hello it is nice to meet you
what area are you in ?
i am in baltimore , where i play baseball for the baltimore orioles
do you know how to cook ?
i sure do i learned to cook when i was in college at miami university
what type work you do ?
i play baseball for the orioles
i am a redskins fan for life ?
that is is nice my boyfriend plays for the redskins
are you able to have friends ? ?
sure , we have a lot of trust in our relationship so we have friends , do you
do you smoke or drink ?
howdy i am a baseball player
what position d you play ?
i am the ball boy , i just collect the balls , i love collecting the balls ,
i would love to be on a field ?


i don t like to eat meat. i like to eat the skin of the apple. i like fruit. i like green apples.

hi how are you tonight ?
i am good . eating an apple . what are you up to
i am feeling very gassy and full right now
why what did you have for dinner ?
sausage . they looked a lot like my fingers
that is why i only eat fruits haha
i enjoy drawing fruits . do you have any hobbies ?
i smoke weed a lot . you ?
i am not into drugs . i can make anybody laugh just by being myself
so make me laugh . your best joke
what did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert ?
i do not know , what did he say ?
he said no thanks , i am stuffed
haha okay that was funny . i still want to smoke pot though


i like the color purple. cher from clueless is my idea of perfection. my credit cards are maxed out. i still call my ex boyfriend on his birthday because birthdays are special.

hi how are you tonight ?
hello , i am good how are you ?
i am ok work was kind of stressful trying not to eat too much
my idea of a perfect person has always been cher from clueless .
haha are you a neat freak to ? i organize everything
yes especially my room . everything in there is purple . it is my favourite !
i like that to what do you for work ? i teach elementary
i am a huge shopaholic and accidentally maxed out all my credit cards .
i have been there before . do you have kids ?
i believe that birthdays are really special and unfortunately still call my ex boyfriend on his .
understandable . i never had kids i like them but did not want my own
i never had any kids myself .
after working with them all day at school i could not handle having one
yeah i bet ! that must be difficult .
yea some days are very stressful
it must get very hectic there .


i run marathons. i despise sweet potatoes. i have three great danes. i love the all american rejects. i am a weightlifter.

hi how are you today ?
not bad , just finished some training for the marathon .
i run at night that is cool
its invigorating to run long distances , plus i do weightlifting to strengthen the arms .
very nice . do you like pictures ?
i like taking photos , but mostly i end up taking them of my 3 great danes .
noah i am saving up for a camera
are you looking to get a dsr ?
i think so . i wanna take pictures of my job
what kind of job do you have ?
i work at a movie theater heh
interesting . on another topic , do you have any favorite foods ?
i love any kinds of spicy foods . you ?
not me , i like to keep it simple , but do not give me any sweet potatoes .


i am a vegetarian. i wish that i lived in the city. i have allergies. i dislike animals. i live on a pig farm.

want a beer ? my treat !
haha sure . i am at my house . its a pig farm
i can bring some over for them , too . i just got back from visiting the old hometown .
oh yea ? where are you from ?
good old san fran ! but it is good to be back ; time to rest these feet .
i hear that . one day i wanna be able to live in the city
that would be nice . wi fi would not go down as often . i blame obama .
haha yea thanks obama . its ironic because i hate animals lol
yeah , pig farming must be miserable !
haha it sucks because of my allergies
yuck . what are you allergic too ?
pigs . . horses , sheep , chicken . . . people
ha . fair enough . there is a reason i have not seen my feet in 2 years !
haha and whats the reason for that ?
too much beer , not enough people ! ha ha ha ha
haha . i also do not eat meat lol


helping people makes me happy. i graduated with a nursing degree. my husband is a firefighter. my favorite food is sushi. we have two kids.

hello . i am fabulous today . you ?
i am good ! thanks for asking !
great . i am fabulous every day . its how i choose to live .
me , too . what do you like to eat ? favorite foods ?
i like lots of foods . i buy food online mostly .
yeah , same . its hard with kids , and a full time job .
i just prefer to shop online . more choices .
i agree , and its more convenient !
i love clothes and those i do buy at the store . i like to try them on .
i like to go clothes shopping without 2 little kids . its easier !
i do not have kids . i might some day but right now i enjoy myself .
enjoy it ! they are expensive !
so are my clothes , let me tell you .
that is awesome ! its good to have lots of options !


my car has to be as fast as my motorcycle. i love to skate and ski. i love the smell of leather. i have 4 cats and 2 dogs. i own 30 pairs of shoes.

hey how is your morning ?
i am well thank you
great . not to be forward , but are you single ?
yes are you ? well i have 4 cats and they love the 2 dogs
my wife and i split up recently . i love cats !
i have a few shoes , 30 to be exact would that be a problem
you need more closet space . what is your favorite town ?
my hobbies are skating and i love to ski
awesome ! i love skiing too . mostly running though .
favorite town would new york , and your is ?
same ! i work in a law firm here , plan to stay forever .
i have a weird fetish for the smell of leather
that sounds kind of fun . we should hang out .
my car is all leather but i want it to go as fast as my motorcycle
you should drive safe . what is your favorite food ?
sure do you like leather and shoes ?


my three ring binder has my drawings of ponies all over it. my dream is to be a veterinarian. i could eat less. people say i talk when i m not supposed to.

hey how are you doing
i am doing well . how about you ?
pretty good , thanks for asking
what do you do for a living
i work a 9 5 office job
i would like to take care of horses .
sweet , i am scared of horses
not me ! what did you have for dinner ?
chicken soup , my family own a restaurant
i love food . i just ate an entire pizza by myself !
wow , that sound tasty
it was . think i will have ice cream for dessert .
wow you be eating the good stuff
i eat pretty much all day . probably not a good thing .
well i eat alot myself , i volunteer also at the soup kitchen
that would be good . can you eat there , too ?


i like to go to the opera. i love to vacation in paris. my favorite auto is a bentley. i enjoy classical music.

yo wassup ? i am drinking some pretty expensive wine right now .
i just came back from an opera , it was great !
cool . went to a debutante ball once . that is almost like the opera .
best wine is in paris , i brought some back with me .
nice . what vintage . i got a trust fund , so i am always in the market for wine .
what music to do you like ? i like classical
classical is good . a couple bottles of wine in me and i like any music !
i drink a glass of wine every night for stress
if one glass is good , two is twice as good , right ?
right , i agree , my favorite is merlot what are you ?
merlot is good . i prefer expensive wines . trust fund money to burn .
buy me a bentley , that is my favorite car .
lol . find the diamond i lost at the ball and i will consider the bentley !
oh geez , never mind lol !


i just finished training as a security guard. i have two dogs. i work nights now and like my job. i am a 30 year old male. i recently broke up with my girlfriend.

hello , how you doing , my name is tom ,
hello . nice to meet you , tom . what do you do ?
i am a accountant , and live in n . y and you
i just finished my training to be a security guard . i work nights .
ok , do you have any hobbies , or
my two dogs keep me busy but i just broke up with my girlfriend , so i am bored
maybe you play a sport , like soccer
nope . what do you enjoy doing ?
in my spare time i play soccer or hit the boxing bag
sounds like fun ! i should do the same since i am 30 now
well it is never late , , excessive is the best medicine
you are absolutely right ! anything else i should know about you ?


someday i with to become a famous animator and work for a big company like dreamworks. my inspiration is clasical music. drawing in traditional style is my pasion. i m a graphic designer. i ve recently started working as a freelance designer.

hello , i will be glad when summer is over , you ?
hi , not really . i enjoy summer .
summer is too hot , we never get rain , and playing in the rain is fun .
do you have any hobbies ?
yes , watching movies . rita hayworth is my favorite .
i love to draw . i want to be an animator one day .
sounds interesting . computer animation or voice over ?
computer animation . i would love to work for dreamworks .
nice , my computer is too slow , i need to take it to shop .
i do some freelance design work .
very cool ! ! i wear glasses and have hard time getting them clean .
oh really . i do not wear glasses .
it is good you do not wear glasses . they are hard to clean .
i bet they are . i am glad i do not have them .


i work at a coffee shop. my mom was a hairdresser. i drive a prius. my favorite color is red.

hi , how was your day ?
i am doing great ! i just got back from work at the coffee shop .
sounds fun . what do you do for fun ?
i love to drive my prius around town . it is my favorite color . . . red . you ?
i enjoy table top board games with friends .
sounds like a good time . do you work ?
i do as a teacher and i have a crush on another teacher i work with .
okay then . glad to hear you enjoy being at work .
i do . i live with my parents still to help them though .
that is nice . my mom is a retired hairdresser so sometimes , i help her out too .
yes it can be difficult at times , but i love them .
yes . i am glad you still have them both in your life .
i also enjoy playing computer games .
love it . we should play a game sometime .
we should , what do you like to play ?
i like them all ! how about you ?


under a pen name , i write romance books. this past summer i hiked the appalachian trail. i have a terrible singing voice. i used to follow the grateful dead when they toured. i am a short order cook at a local diner.

hello there i just got back from a great vegan bistro how are u
reminds me of my vegan days following the grateful dead when they toured
oh i am an art student and saw the dead when i was a child
i have a terrible voice when i sing though , so no singing along for mw
that is ok i love art museums but cant draw to save my life
you like to hike ? i hiked the appalachian trail last summer
not anything that big , but i hope to teach one day
you should give it a go , what do you do for work ?
i am in college , but work for my uncle at his garage
i work at a local diner as a short order cook , but i also write romance books
ahh i recently started dating a guy who writes for the school paper
is he under a pen name . i am , and it makes me feel mysterious
yeah his views are not always liked and was bullied enough before college
i am sorry to hear that . what does he write about ?


i owe two laptops. i love chocolate. i ve a flower garden. i love watching anime. my grandparents are dead.

hi , i am a multiracial person , biologically
hi , that is interesting . what ethnicity are your grandparents ?
puerto rican , and chinese mixed
cool , are they all still alive ? where do they live ?
blues music is what i
do you have any hobbies , i like to flower garden
germany is where i am from , fluent in english and spanish
interesting , do speak german as well ? can you speak any other languages ?
how are you doing today ?
i am well , i am watching some anime and eating chocolate . how are you ?
prince is my favorite artist
great i do not like music , do you like movies ?
yes i do , german and americans
interesting , have you been to america ?
not really i want to
where would you want to go ?


i m a photographer. i have a sleeve of tattoos. i like to drink at bars with friends. i have 4 dogs and i spend all my time with them. i love dogs.

i won a trip to hawaii for being in the top 100 salesmen for ibm .
ibm the computer ? that is awesome did they get bought by lenovo ?
i work for ibm here in chicago . what kind of work do you do ?
i do photography i was just in chicago last week
no they are not owned by anybody other than ibm and stockholders .
oh ok do you like what you do ?
i love it . my parents wanted me to play basketball since i am almost 7 feet tall .
wow that is tall . what do you do on your spare time ?
i play music in a few bands . one is a rolling stones cover band .
really i have rolling stone on my sleeve of tatts
no visible tattoos for me . ibm do not like them very much for salesmen .
well yea i can see why they would not . do you like going to bars ? i do
i do sometimes but only the kind with live bands
o yea those are the best
no record spinners or pop music for me . it has to be a real band playing live
yea me and my friends go to this irish pub that has awesome bands


i love to be run. i like to dance with my friends. i really like to go to school. i am six feet tall.

hello , my name is tom
hello my name is lucy how are you ?
i am okay , a little sore from standing all day , how are you
pretty good here . sore as well family hike all day .
sounds fun , i spent most of my day cooking
that sounds yummy . for as tall as i am i can really put food away .
i can put it away as well ! gives me energy for swimming
same here gives me some for running and dancing . do you work ?
no i get workers comp , i lost my pinky toe on the job .
wow how did that happen . i am looking to go back to school .
i worked in a kitchen and dropped a knife on my toe !
ouch ! you know you are not suppose to do that . lol
yeah it was not my best moment , that is for sure
what hobbies do you have ?
mostly just swimming and cooking , can get hard with a missing toe !
i am sure you adapted well tho . what do you like to cook ?


my favorite drink is red wine. i work for a clothes retailer. i enjoy gardening. i have one child. i own two boxer dogs.

hi there , can you teach me how to swim ? looking for help .
i could , i have on kid and i taught him .
i will repay you with my favorite meal , a ribeye . fair ?
dang , we can have my favorite drink . red wine
we can carpool if you want , i just bought a brand new tahoe !
sounds decent , i have two dogs though . boxers
they are welcome to come along . i can play metallica for them .
cool , do you have a job ? do you like metallica
yes , i sell domain names . i love metallica . you ?
they are decent . i sell clothing myself
nice , i love clothes . are they expensive ? maybe i can order some .
they can be , i can you the friend price .
good because i am broke after buying that tahoe i told you about .
do you have any hobbies
i love to do crafts , making bracelets actually .
that sounds like fun , i like to garden


i eat meat. i used to travel the usa playing guitar. i recently started to work online. i used to work at a factory making boxes.

hi , how are you doing today
i just started working online , selling stuff .
what do you sell ? i am about to have my favorite lunch , pizza !
i sell my records . i once travelled through the usa as a musician , playing guitar .
oh that sounds like fun . . i work at an auto shop , on trucks . . you ?
mostly selling online compact discs that i gathered up while working the circuit .
oh okay . where are you from ?
missoula . i worked at a box factory there .
okay , my doberman and i are in chicago
are you female ?
nope all man . . i am 25 , and you ?
me , too . i asked because my ex is a vegan , and i love meat .
oh i could never do that . . meat is too good
what else do you like . do you have any hobbies ?


i have played since i was 4 years old. i recently discovered a new love for indian food. i am a violinist. my mother was a nurse. i am gong to adopt a dog very soon.

hi , how are you today ?
good and you ? i have played violin since i was 4 my career is a violinist .
cool . i am a shopper , but i have tons of coupons
my mother wanted me to be a nurse which is what she was .
nurses are great . i donate things to the hospital for them
do you have any indian food coupons ? i have recently fallen in love with it .
i have every coupon you could think of
wonderful . do you have pets ? i am going to adopt a dog
nope , no pets for me
oh , i see . children then ?
yes , that is why i try to save as much money as i can
yes , it is important to have a lot of money when you have children . i have 2 .
i also have two . jack and jillian
those are lovely names , yes .
yeah i loved that story as a kid lol
yes , it reminded me of that nursery rhyme .


i have been in a relationship for 2 years. i work at a daycare. i am a college student. my major is in business administration. my dad is a dentist and my mom is a teacher.

hi , how are you ?
i am great . how are you this evening ?
have you ever been to mars ?
nope i preferably choose earth lol
on mars i saw aliens and there is fresh water you can drink .
that sounds cool . what do you do for a living ?
i work at the ymca and i am a member too .
i am a college student who works with kids
kids will pull on your hair , that is why my hair is cut very short .
oh trust me i know
do you have any cats ?
no , do you have any pets ?
i have a big dog that is from pluto
you are an out of this world type


my hair is black and curly. my dog is my best friend. my mom went crazy when i was three and i haven t seen her since. i am an accountant.

hello . how are you this miserable day ?
getting by . i am in my office doing accounting work . what do you do ?
i hate my job , and want to quit , become a roadie for justin bieber .
nice . i would like to see jb with hair like mine , black and curly . would be funny
i love jb but hate standing in line to see him .
true . jb is great , named my dog bieber after him and he is my best friend
that is really cool . i really like my pants . i own five pair of them
what kind ? are they skinny jeans ?
they are . bright purple and glittery . i love them
great for your future roadie job .
exactly ! i wore them for my senior prom . still have the picture in my wallet .
senior prom was cool . unfortunately my mom was not around to see me dressed up .
that is unfortunate . my mom does not talk to me because of my life choices .
at least you have a mom . mine disappeared when i was 3 . . . went insane and left .


i like to watch tv. i am 10 years old. i also love orange juice. my name is arnold.

hello , how are you ? i so glad i bought a house with my lovey .
hi ! i am arnold . i live with my parents .
where do you live ? i am from portland , oregon .
i get to drink lots of orange juice cos i live in florida !
talking about drink , i brew beer with my gay partner .
is that like my classmate joey who has two dads ?
yes , it is like that . are you in college , if so what is your major ?
i am in 5th grade . i only know about college from tv .
wow , you are very young . i thought you would be older .
you must be a grown up .
i am . were your family able to evacuate florida when hurricane irma came ?
we are staying with grandma . she lets me watch cartoons .


my favorite auto is a bentley. i enjoy classical music. i like to go to the opera. i am six feet tall. i love to vacation in paris.

hi and how has your day been today ?
not too bad and how is your day going ?
great . making a new aquarium today . that is what i do for a living
wow that is interesting . . . . what type of fish ?
for any type of fish but not whale of course
getting ready for the opera . . . trying to find a dress is difficult . . . being 6 feet tall
6 feet ? amazing . my wife helps out even though she is legally certified deaf
that is okay . . . the fish do not make much noise
yes . i am such a lucky man to have my parents still living at 100 age
yes you are . . . . do they live with you ?
yes with my six amazing brothers . we are a one great happy family
wow . sounds like your wife is the lucky one . . . . seven men in one house . . . . . lol .


my favorite foods are fried chicken and chocolate cake. i am very inquisitive and enjoy learning new things. i would rather stay up late than get up early. i enjoy playing video games.

hey hey ! hows is going ?
its going good and what about you ?
great , my boss asked me out , so hopefully we will be doing something entertaining .
your going to date your own boss ?
get to know him first , you know . it is a little weird that he is my boss
that cool , i hope thing work out so it not weird at work .
yeah me to , he is only 2 years older than me , i remember him from highschool
oh so you where friends before he was your boss ?
well , we knew each other , but never really talked . . .
ah well i guess it be less weird anyways . do you like video games ?
here and there , do not have too much time , being a real estate agent and all
whats your fav foods to eat ?
chinese ! love the noodles ! and egg rolls
mine is hot fried chicken and a rich chocolate cake !
yummy , i could go for some rich chocolate cake ! sounds amazing !
are you a night owl or a morning bird ?


i love the beach. i have been at my job for seven years. i am a vegan. i love country music. i like to read.

whats your favorite holiday , christmas is mine
i like christmas too . its a good time to read by the beach .
i love reading fantasy novels , magic rules
i like to play magic while listening to country music .
sounds good , my daughter is into magic stuff too
i am raising my daughter vegan , like me . what do you do for a job ?
i am a teacher at a junior high
cool . i am a programmer . i have held this position for about seven years .
i teach english and creative writing
i love english ! what books do you read ? what writing do you do ?
i mainly write fantasy stuff . i like reading tolkien .
did you like the hobbit ? are you into any other movies ?


both my parents were over 6 foot tall. i have amazing eye sight. i am a democrat. i like to only eat fish.

hello , what are your hobbies
hey . i love eating fish .
that i such an odd hobby , i mostly film youtube videos
that is nice . i would film my tall parents
ahahah my dads an airline pilot , i should stick a go pro on him
yea you should . he must have great eyesight
he does ! i wear glasses unfortunately
oh no . but does that help ?
it does , i have gotten better at doing makeup to hopefully overlook that fault
that is great . i would get lasik if i were you
maybe i will , not sure if you can become a pilot after lasik , i will check
yea i doubt so too
that is ok maybe i will persue film editing
yea . you should . lots of jobs there


i just graduated from high school. i will study computer science. i m on my way to uc santa cruz where i was accepted. i like playing games online. i m a vegetarian.

hello , how are you tonight ?
good just driving and thanks for asking
you are very welcome , where do you live ?
usa and you my friend ?
in nyc . i am going to school here for nursing .
just graduated school is fun . these games are fun to pass time .
what games ? i do not have time to play . i am a singer in a band .
i want to hear your band and hooked on games on phone
do you have any pets ? i have a horse , ed . he does not talk .
o i do not and that good what you eat today
i had an egg salad sandwich , what did you have ?
like salads and ranch is so great oh my
i am going to have a beer later , and hot wings .
not good for you and science proves it
i am not worried about it .
well this ride taking up my time i just so hooked on angry birds


my grandpa was in wwii. i own a chevy tahoe. my favorite food is steak. my favorite genre of music is rock. i do not know how to swim.

hi how are you doing today
hello , i am great i was just doing research on my grandpa he was in wwii .
that is awesome ! i am drinking some chai tea it helps me sleep
i like eating steak and listening to rock before i fall asleep . do you like rock ?
i do sometimes . what do you do for a living
i work at a pool , but i do not know how to swim . what do you do ?
you should learn . i fix computers and hate it . but i do not tell anyone
www , that is too bad . should do something you enjoy . i love driving my tahoe !
there is good money in it . i drive a dodge challenger
nice ! what year is your dodge ?
its a 15 . do you have any pets
i have a dog named patrick . do you have pets ?
i have a dog too named duke he is my best friend
dukes a great name . pat howls to def leopard when i turn it up .
that is awesome and cute . well i have to go was nice meeting you
me , too . nice chatting with you .


my hair is long and blonde. i like to run. my favorite color is blue. my mother died when i was a child.

hello , how are you ?
i am doing okay how are you ?
i am great . i went on a run this afternoon . what did you do today ?
i went to the gym i did a run an the stairmaster
that is awesome . do you have plans for the weekend ?
yes i do i am thinking of changing my hair from blonde to blue tips ! you ?
it will be nice here , so i will hang out back and work on the story i am writing .
oh you are a writer ? that is cool i wanted to write a story of my mom
i am a writer . what kind of story about your mom did you want to write ?
about her life as i can remember it , she passed on when i was 9
i am sorry to hear that . that sounds like a great story .
what do you like to write about ?
mysteries . they are my favorite . i watch a lot of mystery movies .
whats your favorite 1 ?


i play music in my spare time. i am committed to the environment. i live in nashville. i like to go to the farmers market every weekend.

hi , how are you doing ?
i am doing great ! how are you ?
i am doing okay . could be better
maybe doing something you love would improve how you feel . what are your hobbies ?
i like to help out the poor . my loved ones get annoyed with how much i care
i know how that goes . i am environmentally conscious , and my friends roll their eyes .
yes , they get even more because i make apps that can help make the world better
every little thing counts , even going to farmers markets love going there on weekends .
yes , any little thing counts ! we need to take care of the world
so glad we agree ! what kind of music do you like ?
i like christian electronic dance music , you ?
interesting . i am a country girl through and through .


my favorite hero is superman. i am 8 years old. i want to grow up to be a superhero one day. i love comic books. my name is todd.

i have muscles like my mother . we both make money weightlifting .
you know who else has big muscles ? superman !
yes he does . you like people with blonde hair and brown eyes ? lets be friends .
i like comic books . i love superhero ones .
cool . smelly feet do not bother you do they ? you like money ? i do .
smelly feet are gross . sometimes mine smell if my feet are sweaty .
great ! moms says brown eyed people who read comic are smart . you a superhero ?
someday i will be a superhero .
my mom makes money weightlifting . her feet stink too .
your mom sounds cool . can i meet her sometime ?
sure . i hope you become moneyman my favorite superhero . my mom likes money too .
that would be cool if moneyman and superman were in a comic together .


i like going on walks. i have a son. i run a small bakery. i love to laugh.

hello , how is your day ? i just got done listening to an audiobook
hi . i just finished going on a walk with my son .
nice . no kids for me . but one day , and we will go to the beach a lot
that does sound like fun . the beach is relaxing .
i enjoy being by the water a lot . that or i am watching cartoons or movies
i enjoy laughing and it sounds like you do too .
definitely ! funny story , my mom met elvis ! she said he was funny
well he was quite the entertainer , i hear .
definitely . i live in vegas , left home at 14 . i see him everywhere
i have seen graceland . if i could leave my small bakery i will go again .
i have not seen that . do you like it ? a small bakery sounds cozy
yes i liked it . were you scared to leave home at 14 ?
not really . it was better for me to leave . cartoons and books helped me get through it
good thing . laughter helps me every day .
it is the best medicine ! that is why cartoons are better than movies
yes i like dora the explorer and old bugs bunny cartoons .


i am a technician. my father was a dry wall finisher. i love history. i love to play softball.

hey whats up ? how are you ?
i am doing good thank you for asking . and you ?
i am pretty good . stressful night . you like white russians ? lol
yes , they are decent . i prefer jack and coke .
gotcha . i love coffee and alcohol . i smoke way to much though . like 2 packs a day
wow that is a lot . what are your hobbies ?
well i love music . play a lot . i am obsessed with lindsey stirling lol
music is great , but i really enjoy softball . its my favorite hobby .
womens softball is hot haha any favorite foods ?
ha ha ! yes , veggie pizza is my all time favorite .
well mine could not be more opposite haha . i looooove meatloaf
ha ha . what do you do for a living ? i work as a technician .


my favorite song is barbie girl. my name is nancy. i am an only child. i like barbies. i m a girl.

hey , how is it going ?
great what are you up to today ? i am sad because i have no brothers
i am drinking carmel cappuccino !
that sounds awful actually
well , being in graduate school , i need the caffeine !
oh i am also in grad school . rather just finished .
great ! grad school is a lot of writing . . .
yes it is i wrote about 500 pages in my diss
wow ! i have not even started that yet .
grad school is also a lot of whining . i am nancy .
hi nancy ! i am melody . . .
that is a pretty game what is your favorite song ?
i like uptown funk . . . whats yours ?
barbie girl is the greatest music of all time
nice ! what was you dissertation about ?
it is about my experience as an only child from an ontological perspective


we have two sons. i like to attend wine tours. my husband is 20 years older than me. i enjoy visiting museums. i like to paint.

hello . what is your favorite season ?
summer time , because i like to go on wine tours .
i like summer too . even though its really hot and i hate wearing dresses . . .
do you have a family ?
no , i was adopted and do not have children myself . do you have kids ?
yes , i have 2 sons and a husband . he is two decades older than me .
as a kid i saw the superhero flash . love him .
i like visiting museums and went to a super heroes museum .
once i went to a zoo and they had a butterfly park . gorgeous .
i wish i can paint that . i like painting .
sorry if i am taking long ; i type one handed .
that seems very weird and difficult .
yes , i am an extremely weird person .
do you wanna be weird together ? i can paint you .


i am thin. i like to hunt. i like the tv show the walking dead. i am blonde.

hello , how are you today ?
i am preparing some food . sorry for the wait . whats going on ?
i am just getting ready for the halloween holiday soon
nice i might go trick or treating as a zombie . i do love candy .
i am not sure what i might dress up as but my daughters want to dress up
ha nice . so you have family ?
yes . i have two daughters . do you have a family ?
i just moved back in with my mom . probably will get a place next year .
oh that is nice . i remodel houses
i used to but it is a pain in the butt .
i go hunting during hunting seasons . how about you ?
i like to dove hunt . but have not been lately .
i never of dove hunting . have you ever shot a bow before ?
yes i have but i like muzzleloaders .
what else do you like to do for fun ?
i like to watch tv . what about you ?


i work in a diner. i live with my best friend. i also own a cupcake business. i am always late.

hi how are you today
i am good you ? just got home from my shift at the diner .
do you enjoy the work ?
sort of . i hate the late nights . i also own a cupcake bakery .
do you enjoy the bakery though
yeah i do . i run it with mt best friend , who is also my roommate .
who is the better chef
hmm , not sure . were both pretty good . what do you do for work ?
i do teaching jobs yeah
that sounds fun . do you like it
yeah but it is hard work
i can imagine . what do you do to wind down ?
i do volunteer work yeah
interesting . where are you from ?


both my parents are creative. i dream of playing music for a living. my dad works in the automotive industry. i m a student living at home while pursuing my music industry degree. mom in telecommunications.

hi , how are you doing today ?
hey , i am good . how about yourself ?
i am tired ! i have just finished baking five pies to take off tomorrow .
five pies ? sounds exhausting . where are you taking them ?
i am traveling to a family reunion tomorrow .
have a safe and fun trip ! i am also traveling tomorrow for a music gig .
i actually photograph local bands for a club in my area .
i am still in college but music is my passion . maybe we have seen each other around .
i do not know . i am married , two kids , and i am a garden architect .
perhaps you have photographed some of my musician friends though . you sound pretty creative like my parents !
photography is a side job and i get to travel for it sometimes . east coast
cool . i am studying for my music industry degree and hope to play music for a living .
i feel like the industry is getting both easier and harder to break into .
easier with social media but difficult using traditional methods . do you enjoy your job ?
exactly ! yes , landscape architecture is always changing . people are using more sustainable materials now .
glad you are using methods to help our planet ! important to be open to change .


i am a karate black belt. i love to sing. i have 3 children. my wife has terminal cancer.

hello there tell me about yourself
hello . well my hobbies including singing and karate . black belt here you ?
i love learning about cultures outside of the us
that is bwhybi married an exotic woman . . . but cancer is taking her slowly
oh no . i am sorry to hear that . that is sad
yes she has given me wonderful children . . . two boys and a girl . shelves on through them
yea of course . that is good to think positive
so tell me more about you
well i am pretty bored . lol i live on my computer
i live on my smartphone or gaming console
yea i hear ya . lol i watch a lot of foreign stuff to
i fight the vex daily . or this annoying dregs
oh really ? i really wanna learn other languages
konnichiwa watashiwa tara desu . kon bon wa ?


i don t get along with my family. i wish that i could be an animal. i wonder about what life in space would be like. regular life disappoints me. i enjoy classical music.

how are you doing dear friend ?
i am doing good , and you ?
where do you spend your holidays from ?
i usually do not go anywhere . i do like cold weather , howver
however what is wrong with cold weather and you ?
i do wish i was a dog , i think life would be easier !
how is the life of a dog simpler than that of a woman ?
well , not as much to care about
so what makes you feel like being a dog ?
well , i do not get along with my family
why , are your parents nagging or not listening ?
well , it both of those
do you have any relatives whom you can visit to be away from them sometimes
i do , but they are pretty far , but great idea !
now like in holidays you can beg them to allow you visit them
this is true , and i think i just might


i am getting married next week. my family hates my fiancé. we are getting married in a park. my dog is the ring bearer.

hello ! i just got my kids off to school
hey ! how old are the kids ? my fiance does not want kids
they are good ! i have two of them . it is difficult in a wheel chair .
you are in a wheelchair or your kids are ?
i am . it is difficult but i make it
you should come to my wedding next week if you can !
congratulations ! that would be so fun ! i would need a dress .
absolutely ! my dog is going to be our ring bearer actually
that is so cute ! i do not have any pets .
it is ! but my parents are not a fan of my fiance which sucks .
oh that has to be rough . family is important .
it is hard but i do my best , are you married ?
i am . my husband always wants tomatoes to eat and i hate them !
we can make sure there are no tomatoes on the menu for the reception !
perfect ! it sounds like fun . did you get your dress ?
my suit actually its navy and i am looking forward to saturday , the day of the wedding .


i love the snow. my favorite actor is robert denaro. i like to surf every chance i get. i am saving for college.

hi how ar you doing
great just got done surfing some waves . how are you ?
i am good getting ready to go to work at th bank
i am only working part time , trying to save for college though .
that is smart do you like cats
i do very much . do you have any ?
i have three they are the best
nice ! do you live somewhere it snows ? i really like it .
yes but i do not think my cats like it
i bet they do not . who is your fav actor ?
i like brad pitt what abou you
mine is robert denaro he is amazing .
he is good do you collect anything ?
i do not really collect anything . how about you ?
i collect teapots i started when i was a little girl
that is nice how many do u have ?


i work as a trauma surgeon. my wife is a college professor. i graduated top of my class. my mother was a concert pianist.

hey there , how are you today ?
good . just hanging with my wife .
how is she ? last i heard she had a crazy rash .
she is a college professor and enjoys that .
well good for her ! what does she teach now ?
english . it is her favorite .
i would have gotten into teaching if i was not a nurse .
it seems to be rewarding .
i cannot chat long , i am going paddle boarding soon .
that sounds like a lot of fun .
it is my favorite thing to do on my days off .
i enjoy it as well .
do you have plans for tonight ?
i am going dancing with my wife .


i prefer vinyl records to any other music recording format. i fix airplanes for a living. i drive junk cars that no one else wants. i think if i work hard enough i can fix the world. i am never still.

hey how i would it going
pretty good . finally have a day off from the airport unless another plane breaks down .
wow sounds like you are on call , i create cars for a living
oh , i love cars . never spend more that 100 on one though . junk to some
cool you restore cars ?
yep , i love to work on cars , airplanes , love to keep busy .
very nice , how much do you make a year ?
i do not know . i just cannot sit still , work everyday , my partner does the taxes .
o okay was wondering i make 30k
oh , i am pretty sure a bit more that that as i get lots of ot .
yeah you work on planes and i work on cars , was comparing haha
i have been doing it for years . how long have you been in the business ?
5 years now , but been in to cars my whole life
what type of car are you currently working on ?


my name is frank. i am the general manager of the local grocery store. my hobbies include reading and cycling. i hope to someday compete professionally or atleast qualify for an event. i spend the weekends travelling up to canada to relax and enjoy the view.

good afternoon ! how are you today ?
i am great thanks i am just enjoying the view in canada . i am frank how about you
john . i am pretty tired , just flew in from england .
i am currently on a cycling ride but i stopped top have a read of my book
i just got back from teaching an orchestra classical music .
love music ! but cycling is my passion i hope to compete professionally
i could not do that i do not think ! broke my leg once when i was a kid !
that is unfortunate they sell healing cream in the grocery store i manage
i am sure . never got on a bike again . learned the guitar instead .
never really learnt an instrument i just learned to ride to canada on weekends
that is how it started for me too ! then i learned other instruments and now i teach !
that is great man


i love my work and just got promoted. i am married with three kids. i enjoy golfing. i work for a large law firm. i listen to classical music.

how are you doing tonight
very good , thank you . how about you ?
i am doing good just watching the news
are you happy with your life ? do you like what you do ?
yes i am happy with my life and yes i am a stay at home mom
oh , i can relate , in a way . my wife stays home with kids .
that is cool how many kids do you have
three two mischievous boys and a princess girl .
i have two boys and one girl my self boys are easier to deal with lol
well , mine listen to their mom better , too , for some reason .
lol they usually listen to the mom
do you have time for hobbies ? i like to golf .
yes i love baking cakes and decorating them
your kids have a great mom ! i bet they love the cakes .
omg yes they do i made a xbox 360 cake
that had to be a hit . what does your husband do ?


i am an avid fisherman. i have a george foreman grill at home. i know how to play the guitar. i hate fast food.

hi i am tracy my cats name is oreo
hi tracy . do you like to go fishing ?
not really i collect tea sets
tea is cool . i like any kind of food except fast food
i cant do fast food my grandmother lives in my pool house
a pool house sounds nice . do you live in california ?
yes i been divorced almost 3 years
i am glad you are not lonely , do you like to swim
yes i got a new suit with my bonus from work
awesome . are you dating then ?
it been dry most do not understand my grandmother live on my property not with me
i guess so . you just need to keep putting yourself out there
believe me i am trying to
try joining local clubs or organizations
i do the gym and volunteer at the pet shelter
well then i think meeting the one is going to happen for you


i often spend my free time engaging in activism work with friends and family. i work as a legal assistant in a law firm that basically only handles real estate work. i enjoy this type of activist work , as my job isn t very personally fulfilling. i enjoying keeping up with the news and learning about political issues.

hello , how old are you ?
i am 30 years old , how old are you ?
well , i just got out of high school . going to college next fall .
nice any plans on what you want to study ?
i have always dreamed of being a doctor . what do you do for work ?
i am a legal assistant but being a activist is what i love
that sounds very exciting . did you enjoy college ? i am nervous to leave the state .
yes , you will be fine . where are you going ?
the university of michigan . i hope the summer is nice there , it is my favorite season .
i like the fall time , it is so relaxing
fall can be pretty nice . i like fall foods . what is your favorite food ?
i love mac and cheese . what about you ?
my favorite is tacos , however i detest spaghetti .
i am not a fan of spaghetti
me either . what other things do you like ?
i like helping other , supernatural and classic cars


i believe in fairytales. i love the natural world beauty. i m obsessed with animals. my family is poor.

hi do my glasses make me look ugly ? ?
hi . i do not think so . i think everything is naturally beautiful .
well i hate my green eyes
my favorite fairytale character has green eyes . do you think fairytales are real too ?
i do but i was raised in italy which is why my skin is so olive
that is so cool ! i am too poor to go to italy . it sounds like lots of fun .
i love books which is why i work in library
me too . i mostly read the books about animals because i love animals so much .
speaking of animals i think skunks get a bum deal hence their on my purse
i only use artificially made accessories . i do not believe in killing animals !
it is the skunk from looney tunes so if its real i am blind
oh , pepe le pew ? i wish i could afford a purse with him on it too .
yeah i got it for my college graduation
cool ! what did you major in ?
art and design nothing fancy
if i could go to school , i would do something to travel the world .


i am a writer. i have ten nieces and nephews. i enjoy going to museums. i am married. i live in new york city.

whats shakin bacon ? how are you . . .
hi ! just going to myoma with my wife .
what is myoma ? if you do not mind me asking . .
museum of modern art , it is close to my apartment .
ll i was not even thinking that . sounds like a lot of fun tho . .
love it ! we will meet with all my nieces and nephews , 20 altogether !
that is a big group !
sure it is ! how are you today ?
i am good , about to go to the dentist in a bit .
not fun . i wrote a novel whose main caracter was a dentist .
not at all , but gotta have my braces checked out . what kind of novel was it , fiction or non ?
i mainly write fiction novels .
cool . i prefer fiction , or documentaries . kind of a nerd i suppose .
i am a little nerdy too ! where do you live ?
i live in florida now
did you have any damage because of irma ?


i am a fruitarian. i make my own soap. i make my own compost. i like to garden. i have my own greenhouse.

hello , my grandpa fought in wwii and i eat steak a lot .
i have not had steak since i started my fruit diet
fruit only ? you sound like a fly . drive my chevy tahoe with me .
yes i only eat fruit that i grow in my greenhouse
rock music only for me , it is my favorite ! so you eat tomatoes ?
i do not listen to much music but yes i do eat tomatoes
tomatoes make my gums bleed .
ouch that does not sound good you should get that checked out .
hopefully i do not have serious problems .
yes that would not be good
i am happy that you are care for me .
i make a soap you can use as a mouthwash that may help
that sounds awful . but then again , i love eating soap .
i make it from things that i grow in my garden
your garden is amazing . do you grow steaks ? they are my favorite .
no i do not raise animals . do you have any ?


i work as a contractor for a cab company. i love rock music. i am engaged. i am taking courses online. i like ice cream.

how are you doing today ?
good afternoon , i am so happy !
me too ! ! ! i love my job so much
i am getting married ! ! ! why you love yo job ?
i create videos for the discovery channel
oh really ? which kind ? like butter pecan ?
my favorite food is pizza
its okay , i like music a loy , rock music .
i love animals do you have any pets
i do not i just drive the cab
what city ? do you meet any celebs ?
sometimes , come to my wedding
where is the wedding going to be ?
i want to have it in nyc
nice i have never been there is it really crammed up
not really i like it i am in school online


i am a steelers fan. i enjoy broadway shows. i love to travel. my favorite band is the avett brother.

hi how are you today
hey i am great , just watching the steelers game , i am a big fan !
nice do you work then
my job has my travelling around the world which i love , you ?
i do not work but love food
what is your favorite kind of food ?
definitely pizza oh wow so good
i love some good pizza , what is your favorite band ?
probably tom petty , and you ?
the avett brother are my favorite , tom petty was a great guy .
yeah that is very sad news
do you go to any broadway shows ? i love them .
i have never been actually
we will have to go to one some day , it would be fun !


i am a perfectionist. if things are not done right i will redo them again and again. i work too much. i think i need a vacation. i take forever to get tasks done so i start early and clock out late.

hi ! tell me about yourself
hi i am a graphic designer from cali
really cool ! i am not big on fashion but i have a lot of tats
what do you do for a living ?
i am a secretary but i am a member of a motorcycle club too
what city are you from ?
i am from dallas . what about you ?
i am from cali . have you ever been ?
no i have not but i would like to one day .
i used to live near dallas
i am sorry . i would like to move . always getting in fights here .
are you in to gangs ?
only motorcycle ones lol . i am actually just a tough woman
you are a woman lol ?


i am confined to my bed. i love when my pets visit me in bed. i enjoy playing computer games. i spend a good deal of time on social media.

how are you doing today
been better . sucks being stuck in a hospital bed !
why are you in the hospital
i do stunts and post them on social media . this stunt broke my leg .
what kind of stunt was it
i play tony hawk 3 , and tried to mimic a back flip . did not work !
at least you did not break your back
true . so i am stuck here . . . wish i could see rufus . how are you ?
who is rufus ? i am good .
rufus is my dog ! love when he visits . do you have a dog ?
i do not . i like to hike and be outside .
whats your favourite hiking spot ?
i like to go to the mountains
fresh air up there . do you hike alone ?
never . that is not safe .
you are right . could get hurt like me ! what else do you like doing ?


i don t like wearing a swimsuit. winter is my favorite season. if i can t order it on the internet , i don t need it. my parents are lawyers.

hello , it is nice to meet you .
hi nice to meet you . i am excited winter is coming i love the season
me too . the snow is great . i love hiking through the snow .
its fun . what do you do for work ?
i am a marketer . i work in advertisement . how about you ?
i am in school my parents are wanting me to go to law school
and what do you want ? that is what is most important .
i do not want to be a lawyer like them at all
i always wanted to be a professional wrestler but i am out of shape .
that would be cool but they travel alot
i also love traveling so it would be a win , win . do you like music ?
music yes big fan , of swimsuits not at all
i enjoy folk music . what is your favorite ?
i like pop music i buy alot on itunes


i am a teacher. i grew up in new hampshire. my favorite food is mexican. i love to dance.

what are you doing ? i have been reading all night , needed a break .
just finishing up grading some of my students papers . what you reading
games of thrones . i love fantasy books . are you a teacher ?
never even watched got . yes , i am . what do you do professionally ?
what do you teach ? i am a student right now , hoping to eventually become a journalist
english in mexico . i moved here from new hampshire . awesome choice .
cool . do you have family in mexico or just in new hampshire ?
just in new hampshire . but i love mexico , especially their foods .
whats it like teaching english ? i go to school for writing and i love it .
its very enjoyable . just watching these kids learn is amazing . always go for your dreams .
could not agree more . learning is really important .
yes , but there is always some time for fun like dancing .
i wish i could dance . writing and reading is all i
i am sure if you try you have some moves . i just love it .


i use to compete in beauty pageants. i love to have my nails done. i am allergic to cats. i have one little boy named owen. my husband is a corporate attorney.

hello , how are you doing ?
good , just got my nails done at the salon then on to the beauty pageant . yourself ?
oh wow , sounds fun . i am about to eat lunch and then head to work .
nice . my husband has a good job as a corporate attorney .
interesting . i work at the movie theater , i have been there for four years .
i took my only son owen yesterday ! he had alot of fun .
that is great ! glad he had fun !
it was until after a cat chased us ! we are both allergic ! scary ! ! !
that sounds like quite the adventure . i love running but not away from something lol !
yeah i hear ya . i hope that animal can find that cat a home .
i hope so too . so what color did you get your nails done for the pageant ?
ah blue to match my different outfits . i hope i win !


i lost my arm in a car accident. i am the youngest of 4 children. i am a farmer. i like to hike.

hello ! i am a band loving senior in high school , you ?
i actually work on the farm
that is really cool , i live in the city , hoping to get in to university of kentucky .
i hope you get into it . i never went to school . too many siblings
maybe i will get to know country life there . are you close with them ?
yes i am . i have 3 brothers . we go hiking together
awesome ! i enjoy it when my family and i go camping , we always do some hiking .
that is great . do you like to fish ?
i sure do . just do not like to eat it .
i miss fishing . i can not do it anymore because i lost my arm
sorry they make poles now just for people with your disability . what do you do for fun
i mainly enjoy the outdoors . what about you ?
i listen to music , in hopes to be a producer one day
that is impressive . have you done schooling for it ?


i sell paper products for a living. i hate the taste of cheese. i am a great cook. i am under 6 feet tall.

hello how are you today ?
i kind of have a headache . how about yourself ?
it was great , all day shopping online
yeah i have been online all day too . probably need to get outside tomorrow .
yeah me too . do you believe in love ? i do not
i believe in love i guess but i do not know if i have ever been in love .
i do not believe in it , that is why i am alone
do you prefer to be alone ? do you want to believe in love ?
i do but its hard i guess . that is why i drink alot
i had a few beers this afternoon . what do you drink ?
mostly tequila , i am mexican
viva la mexico ! i have been a few times .
oh yeah . what part did you go to ? i am from morelia mexico
i went to carmen del playa . went on a cruise . i love fajitas .
that is a great place to visit , i like going to the rivera maya
never been but i was in texas a few months ago . was going to go to monterrey .


i am divorced and looking to date. i take care of my grandmother on weekdays. i am a professional bowler. i have two children , a boy and a girl. i work at an insurance firm.

hi ! how is your sunday ?
hi ! my sunday is going well so far . how is your day ?
fantastic just going down the lake for a swim
do you have any children ?
i do not . i have my horror novels to keep me busy
you sound like an interesting person .
i am a very interesting accountant you could say
i work for an insurance company . would you want to go out someday ?
i would love too ! maybe i can show you some novels
i would love that ! we could bowl too ; i am a professional .
that sounds like fun ! i love blue colored balls
i have a daughter and a son who also love blue colored balls . you should meet them
i should ! that sounds very nice
i have been looking for a good date ever since i got a divorce . you sound great
well i have tons of money , we would be a good match
i care for my grandmother during the week . she could really use some money , you know


i enjoy watching tennis and golf on tv. i teach 5th grade students near oakville , ny. i love to read and relax by the lake on the weekends. my name is sarah. i am a school teacher.

hello , how are you ? i am doing well , just listening to classical music .
hello , i am sarah , i am well , and you ?
hi sarah . do you like to golf ? its one of my fads .
i am a 5th . grade teacher near oakville , ny , i hate golf
the law firm i work for just promoted me . they are a large one .
i do enjoy watching gold and tennis but not playing it
are you married ? i am , with three kids .
nope , i really love to read and i love to relax a bit
i really love doing my work .
usually by the lake on the weekends
cool , well have a good one . bye .
i like goobers and popcorn with soda , do you ?


i run more then 2 miles a day even though i hate it. i like snowboarding. i have been in 3 triathlons.

hello . what are you doing ?
hello . just getting in the house from a job . yourself ?
just fighting with my girlfriend as she tells me she is going to leave every day .
i am sorry . how do you feel about that ?
its not the best feeling .
i understand . i do things that i hate sometimes too . anything make it bette ?
well i am a great guitar player so that relaxes me .
nice ! i think i am a pretty good snowboarder . maybe a good runner too .
i like playing guitar at home since i do not have to wear pants .
even nicer ! . i run two miles or more a day and i hate it a lot .
i also watch movies . weirdly i love john gresham movies but not his books .
oh . movies are great . i have competed in three different triathlons
i do not have that much energy . do you work ?
yes . its a mundane job at most . how about yourself ?


i will graduate from college in two years. my parents are divorced. i am an excellent student. i could not live without my dog , bart. i am very popular and have a lot of friends.

hi ! how are you ? i really should work out .
are you overweight ? working out is great for everyone
i am . most of my friends are too . i role play games with them .
what kind of roleplaying do you do ?
dungeons and dragons mostly . i like being a knight .
that is really cool . i need to do something like that . i am in college
that is awesome . what are you studying ?
just basic classes right now . i get too caught up with hanging out with friends
i like to hang out with friends too . we listen to music a lot .
what kind of music do you like ?
insane clown posse is my preference . they rock .
they are interesting for sure . my dog hates them though
your dog has bad taste ! lol
haha he might . his name is bart and he is my world
i am glad you love your dog . what do you do for work ?
i just focus on school . i get great grades . what about you ?


i paint with watercolors. i hate cleaning. my favorite color is blue. i work in finance. i am italian american.

hi ! how area you doing today ?
doing great ! i have had my coffee and am in an artistic mood .
do you draw a lot ?
i try to do some painting when i get a chance on the weekends .
what do you do for a living then ?
i work in the banking industry . how about you ?
i am like a little boy . i loveeee trains .
cool ! do you have model trains ?
of course ! i love my boy thomas the tank engine .
thomas ! my favorite color too . now i am thinking about his town of odor .
odor always reminds me of honor . honor .
hmm . i am not familiar with honor . tell me more .


i really enjoy reading the news. i wish i could play the stock market well. i try to find easy ways to make money. i love new technology.

hi there . where ya from ? i am from florida
hi ! i am just north of you in the great state of georgia !
cool ! never been there ! hear it is quite pretty .
that is awesome , i really enjoy new technology . do you use the stock market ?
no i do not . but i like dogs and i own one named maddie .
cute ! i am always looking for ways to make money , i do not understand the stock market
me either . and i do not care to ha .
we are in the same boat then . i like to read the news , do you ?
yes . although at times it gets too sad .
i agree . well it was very nice getting to know you . have a great day !
same to you . nice talking with you .
i did have another question for you . what kind of dog ?
american husky is the breed . i love them
i have a cock a poo he loves big dogs though
those are sweet . my uncle has one . his loves bigger dogs too . funny !
they are so fluffy , do you groom your husky ?


i have three great danes. i love the all american rejects. i despise sweet potatoes. i run marathons.

hi how are you today ?
doing great how are you
great just sitting her playing some video games .
i am just listening to some toons myself
cool ! work was horrible today , i got welders flash .
how does that happen ?
when you forget to flip your hood down .
oh and it hurts your eyes the light ?
yes , its not safe to weld with out a hood . oops !
i train dogs so not a worry for me
very cool ! i enjoy playing the guitar too .
can you play any all american rejects
some ! favorite band i take it ?
can you play any all american rejects
favorite foods ? i love meat .
yes sir been to many of their live shows


i travel at least once a year. i love to watch the voice. i graduated from princeton. my favorite thing to do is to go to museums. i am currently listening to bach.

hi there . how are things going with you ?
hi i am good getting ready to go to a museum
what type of museum are you visiting today ?
an art museums i love to visit them when i have free time
that is terrific . i build aquariums and am always on the lookout for background art .
that is cool where do you build these ?
in central florida but i complete many custom jobs which allows me to travel worldwide .
that is nice i like to travel a lot too
i have three older brothers and three younger brothers spread out across the country .
do you get to visit thm very often
no . my parents are both 101 and currently live with my wife and i .
wow that is crazy do you like to watch tv
i do . my brother in law is president of paramount pictures what is your favorite show ?
i like the voice its my favorite
i enjoy the voice as well . do you sing ?
no but i love listening to music


many people want to be my friend. i like makeup. i love to exercise. i am not a nice person. i have a nice smile.

i reside in an urban area , how about you ?
i live in an urban area too
though i do not life in the country i am an equine owner .
what is an equine owner ?
it keeps saying i am copying stuff so that is an animal that cowboys ride .
that is interesting do you have alot of friends ?
i am too busy , as i am enrolled in an educational institution to become a medical professional .
that is great are u planning on becoming a doctor ?
i am aiming lower . for fun i produce vocals with a group .
what do u like to do to stay physical active ?
my equine provides ample opportunity for exercise . what about you ?
i love to play volleyball , basketball .
are you in school still ?
no graduated in december of 2016 with my bachelors degree


my parents passed away in a car accident. i am a ballet dancer. i work many hours rehearsing for my show. i like movies based on comedies. my favorite food is hamburgers.

hi there ! how are you ?
doing well , taking a break from practicing for my ballet show
cool ! how long have you been doing ballet ?
many years , since i was a child . what do you do ?
professional translation . i am currently unemployed though so i am writing a novel !
what is your novel about ?
a crime story set in new york !
that sounds very exciting ! good luck with the novel !
thank you ! so what are your hobbies ?
dance takes over most of my life but in my spare time i like to watch movies
cool ! what sort of movies do you like to watch ?
comedies are my favorite . i like dry humor the best


i enjoy cooking and baking. i love to travel. i grew up by the ocean. i like to eat pizza.

hey there honey , how you doing ? i seriously could use a manicure right now . . .
hi , i would love to give you one but my specialty is cooking .
awe , well you could come with , then i need to stop and get my lips did
sure i will go with you but i am baking a pizza right now , my favorite . come eat .
oh yum ! i might ruin my figure but pizzas worth it !
oh who cares about figures . bigger the beautifuler i say .
right ! ; so what do you do for a living ?
nothing , i am retired , mostly i travel and eat pizza by the ocean
haha cute ! i have a degree in fashion but still have not got the courage to start
you should go for it , fashion is hot ! !
yeah , my sis in law is totally jealous of me , but i wish she would just support me instead
oh yeah , sorry she is busy supporting me


i work in the it industry. my favourite band is kings of leon. i am a christian. i like football. my father used to work for microsoft.

hi how are you today ?
i am doing well , how about yourself ?
pretty well are you adopted ?
no i am not adopted , i grew up in a big christian family , were you adopted ?
i was and i do not believe love
i am sorry to hear that , god loves you though .
do you have any horses ?
i do not have any horses , do you enjoy any sports ? i watch football
i horseback ride that is physically demanding
wow that is impressive ! how long have you been riding horses ?
for as long as i can remember
do you have any favorite bands ? i like to listen to kings of leon
i do not . i should listen to more music
if you have time you should check out kings of leon !


both my parents are creative. my dad works in the automotive industry. i dream of playing music for a living. i m a student living at home while pursuing my music industry degree. mom in telecommunications.

hello , my hobby is to read books .
that is nice , my parents write books , they are creative .
that is wonderful , writing is also a good hobby
what are you up to today ?
i am done with my work and just finished buying groceries .
my dream is to play music for my job one day .
nice . what type of music do you like ?
i enjoy classical music , it is tough as a music student living at home to get along .
classical music make me feel calm and release the stress .
tht is great , do you like cars ?
yes i do . my family is in the automotive business .
my dad is as well , he works in the industry .
wow , we have something in common . it was nice talking to you .
it was nice talking to you as well , we should hangout sometime .
yes . have a good day
my mother works in telecommunications


i am the youngest sibling of four. i geocache in my spare time. i am learning how to play the piano. chocolate is my favorite food. i am a school psychologist.

hello , how are you tonight ? i just got off work at the hospital
pretty good , you have a very good day at work ?
yes ! i got to amputate a leg and put a skull back together ! !
its crazy what you saying , but i hope everything went very well
i am a trauma surgeon at a level 4 trauma center , it went well
it is good to be a doctor in addition to being a surgeon
it was a lot of school but i like it . hope my daughter does follows .
all your operations are successful then ?
not always , sometimes the injuries from accidents are too severe . always sad but it happens .
it would be good , and it is well as profession
yes . what do you do for fun ?
this is the routine of the trade
my mother is a concert pianist . i think i inherited her agile hands
i do not really know
do you have any hobbies ?
i am always looking for anything that can give me a bit of fun


i like to draw and paint in my spare time. i drive a four wheel drive vehicle. i wear a uniform to work. my house is paid for. my favorite color is blue.

hi there , how are you ?
i am doing well , just taking a break at work . how are you ?
me too . i have been training a lot in a recent archery class i joined . i love it
do you do archery for fun ?
yes , but also because i am hoping to keep improving and go big with it
oh nice . what do you plan to do with archery class ?
compete . its funny i have never enjoyed sports until now
oh , i mostly draw and paint for fun . i do not expect to go anywhere with it
keep working at it . since discovering how talented i am with this sport i am hopeful
what do you do for work ?
i quit my job so i can train , what about you ?
i am a truck driver so i have a four wheel vehicle and drive around .
that is awesome . what else do you enjoy ?
i tend to watch a lot of netflix when i can .
you ever seen arrow ? i love his archery skills
yes . i use to watch it but not that much anymore .


i am trying to build my online business. i have a marketing job. i also meditate a lot. i practice yoga daily.

hello there , how are you today ?
hello ! i am great ! busy day working . how about you ?
same here , about to eat some lunch !
that sounds amazing right now ! what do you do for work ?
i work for a computer software company . how about you ?
i work in marketing , but i am really trying to build up my online business .
very interesting . what kind of online business do you operate ?
it is a virtual yoga and meditation class , very different than my day job .
oh i love yoga . virtual yoga sounds really intriguing
another yogi ! do you do yoga often ?
every night before bed of course
perfect time to do yoga ! i practice it daily as well .
lovely , what is you favorite position ?
i really enjoy doing anything with yoga blocks , it helps me relax and meditate .
yoga blocks rocks ! my dog toto barks at me when i use them
that is so funny ! what kind of dog do you have ?


my adopted dad works at hp. i have six siblings. i was adopted when i was a baby. my mom stays at home.

hello ! how are you today ?
i am good , sorry for the spelling mistake .
you did not spell anything wrong . tell me about your job
i work at hp , like my dad . what about you , where do you work ?
i am in college , i am studying to become a dentist
are either of your parents dentists ?
nah , i am the odd one out . are you a sports fan ?
i am . played a ton of sports with my 6 siblings . are you ?
i love sports , my favorite team is the raptors . what about yours ?
more of a football fan , love the broncos ! where are you from ?
florida , it is pretty late . you ?
colorado . i am in the middle of a netflix binge so no sleep anytime soon
what shows are you into ?
ozarks , now . just finished taboo , have you seen it ?
no , i just finished binging bo jack horseman though
haha , only seen one episode . might be my next one . tell me about your family .


wedding cakes are my specialty. i like baking. i go to the theater to watch plays. i love my dog. i enjoy walking around the park.

hi how are you doing ?
i am well just took some cookies out of the oven
what do you do for a living ?
i own a bakery . . . we specialize in weddings and bridal sweeties
what city are you from ?
the city that never sleeps . . . big apple . . . . me and my dobbie
how do you like it there ?
love it . . . especially taking long walks in the park
do you have any hobbies ?
walking my dog , going to the park and taking in a show at the theater
what kind of music do you like ?
soft rock , jazz , classical and little country
i like rap and r b . . . pop
what do you do for a living