my wardrobe is all band tees. i go to multiple comic cons. i am an anime fan. i listen to techno music , exclusively. my job involves building drones.

welcome to starbucks . may i take your order ?
no thanks . my name is jace and i am a fan of anime
i forgot i am not at work .
really . . . do you like to go to comic cons because i do .
no , i would rather dance in my red leotard and tutu .
i only listen to techno music
i wear red , i drive a red prius , and i prefer to eat red food .
i build drones for a job , in my wardrobe there is a lot of band tees
any red tees ? can you tell i like red ? lol
yeah my red hot chili pepper tee
that would be great . mom my used to color my hair red .
to what color was your hair ?
it is back to blonde now . she is no longer a hairdresser .
yeah , oh wow ok that makes sense .
it was cheap to have her do it . my coffee shop job does not pay well .
of course might as well pay family members .


i like to paddle board. i love cabins in the woods on the lake. i have been to every state except alaska. i like to visit places around the world.

hi how are you doing ?
well . i was just visiting a friend at her cabin which has a lake so lovely
what do you do for a living ?
retired . i need to visit alaska and then i have seen all 50 states
what city are you from ?
cleveland ohio . have you ever gone paddle boarding ? so much fun
i am more into sports and football
good exercise ! i like to travel the world
do you have any pets ?
i have a cat named radar he is very sweet and you ?
i have two dogs and a cat
i do love animals they are great company


my nails are painted green. i live in a nice attic apartment in portland or. i have a pet skunk. my brother thinks he s a viking.

what are you doing right now
i am studying for an exam for my art history class ! what about you ?
you are a student ? just getting ready to go to my factory job
i am , i just recently moved to portland oregon and decided to go back to school .
what are you going to school for ?
i am going to art school ! i hope to be a graphic designer .
i think you will do great . i wish i made more money so i could travel
me too ! i have never been out of the country , i wish i could go to europe !
i would love to go again . it is beautiful there
when did you last go ? i have only heard amazing things .
a few years ago . do you do anything for fun ?
i love caring for animals , i have many pets . my weirdest is probably a pet skunk !
how cute haha . i love ufc fighting . especially connor
i have never watched it , maybe i should start !
you definitely should . it is very entertaining
my brother loves it . i will talk to him about it when i see him .


i have a tattoo of an angel on my hip. i am a vegan. my eyes are brown. i study philosophy at mass. i love going to concerts.

i love how my garden turned out this year . its my favorite thing to do .
really ? what you got i am a veggie only eater lol
that is cool ! i have got it all veggies and fruits . if only i could grow coffee .
grow the beans for it , i
my husband would have been able to make coffee grow . he passed away in 2016 .
its on my hip an my color of eyes is brown
you have got coffee on your hip ? i have got to have it daily . black only .
i love music especially concerts
music makes an ordinary day exciting . my family listens to music every saturday .
sorry about your lost i really am its sad .
thanks . the rest of us spend time together weekly to honor his memory .
i study in college p
good for you ! education is essential to a successful life .
yes it is what do you do ? i meant philosophy .


i have two nephews. i am a veterinarian. my brother is in the army. i grew up on a farm. running is my way to relax.

hi how are you today
hi i am very relaxed how are you ?
i am good do you work
for some reason running helps me relax . i just had a good 3 mile run .
you should run often then
i am a vet . i work with animals . it reminds me of the farm where i grew up .
nice do you have pets
i try to run every day . it is very relaxing . yes i have a parrot .
how is the weather there ?
nights are starting to cool down . how is it where you are ?
is it a big humid it rained
my brother is running with me tomorrow . he is in the army
can you run faster than him
maybe not but i can run longer . i can run all day .
well what colors do you like
red , white and blue and silver too , what about you ?


my mother is from greece. i love cooking !. my favourite colour is green. my father is from india. i like to swim when the weather is hot.

hello , do you go on wine tours ?
hi there ! i love wine tours
they are the greatest . my husband does not enjoy them though , he is 20 years older .
we came from greece so wine is a pleasure to us
greece has wonderful museums , my two boys loved them when we went .
i liked to swim there in the ocean
i love the ocean . my home is decorated with paintings i have done there .
besides swimming i like to cook .
what is your favorite cuisine ?
my father was born in india and that is my favorite
what do you recommend ? i have never tried it .
curry and rice , you should try
what else would go with it ?
green tea goes with everything
we are not fond of green tea . does coke go well with it ?
coke as well would go perfectly


i am obsessed with filming. i try not to think about death. sometimes , people worry i am crazy. i love to put a smile on people s faces.

hi , would you like to get to know me ?
sure , do you have a go pro ? i love mine and film all the time .
that is cool . what do you do while you are filming
death defying stunts , i just try and be safe and not think about it .
so you are a thrill seeker ? i get plenty of thrills in the army
my friends think i am crazy and worry about me but i love it !
what about your family ? do they worry ?
yes , but it makes me happy and other smile so i keep stunting . any hobbies ?
not really . i enjoy sunday morning brunch , does that count ?
it does in my book , particularly with mimosas !
my job is serious . i need to unwind when i can
i like eating , its hard to stay fit . i bet army food is terrible .
it is not so bad . but i do like my own cooking better
what is your favorite food to cook ? i like cooking giblets and gravy .
i make great quiche . do you have any pets ?
i have a parrot , his name is todd and he talks a lot .


i have trouble feeling emotion. sometimes i wish i didn t have to wake up in the morning. my parents are distant. i see a therapist that doesn t really understand me. i have an older brother that has gotten into trouble.

hi there , how are you ?
hey . just another day . wish i did not wake up this morning .
oh why so ? are you okay ?
my parents do not talk to me . the only person i talk to is a therapist .
well therapy can help . i do not have parents , my grandparents raised me , but they died
my older brother is always in trouble so he is always gone .
you know what takes my mind off of things ? chocolate !
how are you feeling ? i am pretty numb but i can still feel empathy for you .
i am doing okay . just eating some chocolate , watching anime !
i do like chocolate though . thanks for the pick me up !
you are welcome . you like flowers ? i can bring you some from my garden ?
yes , maybe they will give me a reason to get up in the morning .
i have 2 laptops . you could come join me
awesome ! will you be my big brother ?


i like to make short films. i have been on the tv news six times. i am a civil war reenactment participant. i have traveled overseas many times.

hello bro what are you up to ?
hi but i am a girl lol
oh i do apologize malady . offers you some cheesecake
thank but i am on a diet
ah , so is my wife . she is a former miss usa .
lol ok then you know exactly what i am talking about
yeah she sucks , and so do my kids . i just pay them to go away .
youre joking right ? lol wow
nah last week i even gave the maids 10 , 000 to fight , they are so boring .
i think you would be happier single
but then who will entertain me ?
you can always pay for it


i want to climb mount everest. i like to play with clay models. i cry when i watch gone with the wind. i am not a good artist. i have shot a lion.

hello how are you today ?
i am doing well . do you have any hobbies ?
just being the best baker of all time .
that sounds great , what did you bake last ?
a cookie that looked like a tree
cool , i am not much of a cook of any kind . i like the outdoors
i grew up an army brat
where did you get to live ?
everywhere and nowhere at the same time
that sounds depressing , where do you live now
cali , it is the best
do you do any surfing
i would like to learn
do you hike at all ?
i love it i always hike places
nice , i am hoping to climb mount everest in the next few years


i am a business man. i love to sing. my wife has terminal cancer. i have 3 children. i am a karate black belt.

hi ! my name is becky ! how are you !
good ! how are you ? tell me about yourself . married ? kids ? what do you like ?
haha i am a kid ! i am in third grade and love soccer ! you ?
i am married , unfortunately , my wife is i will , she has cancer , it is terminal
oh no ! i am sorry mister ! is she going to heaven soon ?
very difficult for our 3 kids myself , i am in business , so work a lot .
i am sorry . i do not know what i would do without my parents or brother !
the doctors gave her another 6 weeks or so to live . what do you like to do ?
your poor wife ! well i like to draw ! i do not have many friends .
i am fond of singing , especially to my wife , i also have a passion for karate
what kind of songs do you sing ?
folk songs , i currently hold a black belt in karate . what do you like to draw ?
cool ! i like to draw anime characters ! and i read french comics like asterix !
very cool ! you are an awesome kid !
thanks ! i hope i make more friends in the summer or during soccer !
i am sure you will ! soccer is always fun !


i work at home on my computer. my favorite jello is the blue one. i own 10 cats. i do not eat asparagus.

hey ! how are you tonight ?
good just here hanging out with my cats , i have ten
that is a lot ! i had two dogs and one son .
i made some jello it is my favorite
oh . i like jello too . do you have any hobbies ?
i make the blue it is my favorite , yes my hobby is youtube
i enjoy swimming and reading .
since i work at home i watch youtube all day , and you ?
i work at a restaurant . are you married ?
i like swimming too , but not so much reading .
tell me something about yourself .
not married , what kind of restaurant ?
italian . i am single and loving it .
like olive garden ? i like being single at this point of my life
no , it is not a chain restaurant .
i have no kids so i just worry about myself .


my parents are still married. we have a dog. i have several children. i am a woman. we live in a rural area.

what did you do today ?
i played with my puppy and my kids out in the fields !
sounds great . i love dogs . i walk them for a living
i am a farm wife , i take care of my 5 kids .
that is a big family ! do you get to travel at all ?
i do not , it is hard being rural . are you in a city ?
yes i am in new york ! very city !
that is ! my parents went there for their honeymoon and they are still together .
that is really sweet . i have never really got to travel outside of the us
i would like to some day , maybe paris . every female dream .
i would love to go to japan . that is where my best friend lives
that would be a fun visit . do you have children ?
no i do not . do you ?
yes , i have five children and a dog .
that is a huge family ! how cool .
not much else to do out in the middle of nowhere .


i love mac and cheese. i make cars for a living. i like to watch tv. i like to sit on couch all day.

hello , how are you ?
hi . i am good how about you ?
good thank you . what do you enjoy doing ? i enjoy being a fisherman
i work on cars , but i really just like watching television .
me too , my father used to be a cook so i watch food network a lot
i could stay on my couch and watch all day ! what do you like to eat ?
fish , haha . my dad taught me a lot about fishing though .
nice . i really enjoy macaroni and cheese !
me too ! my dad was a hard worker . what about your dad ?
yeah , he also got me into cars .
cool , my dad was a good man who taught me right from wrong .
that is important . do you have any pets ?
yes i have 7 cats that hang out at where my dad tends bar .
wow that is a lot of cats ! i have 2 dogs .
i love dogs ! what are your dogs names ?
penne and provolone , named after mac and cheese !


i have blue eyes. my father died when i was 2. i love fishing. my favorite season is spring. i hate to lose.

hi , i am the center of attention . how are you ?
i am ok . sad to see winter coming . how are you
i am well , i love winter
i am more of a spring person . down by the lake , nothing better .
sounds pleasant . what do you do for a living
i am a fisherman . it is my favorite thing . what about you
i am a banker by day and a bartender by night
so very busy ! do you have green eyes ?
super busy but hard work pays off . i have blue eyes
me too ! so did my father , but he passed when i was very young .
sorry to hear . i never knew my parents , i was an orphan
so sorry . do you have any kids ?
no but i have lots of friends whom i love . do you have kids ?
yes i have one . she is two .
aww how adorable . i want lots of kids
you should they are wonderful ! best of luck .


i work as an attorney. i exercise often and have nice muscles. i enjoy comedies. i am bald with a thick beard. i wear nice clothes.

hi . how are you doing ?
i just had a case with my client done
what do you do for work
as an attorney is tough
i bet that it is
that s why i exercise and keep my muscles nice
what do you do to exercise
i love comedies too to relax
what is your favorite movie
i got thick beard but bald
that must be easy to care for
my job requires to wear nice clothings
that must be very expensive
but it is an investment on my part


i have a crummy job at scrubway. i live life to its fullest. i am in college. i enjoy playing video games.

hello can you tell me about yourself ?
i am a student with some small ambitions . what do you do for a living ?
i just shop and get botox
i also work a crummy part time job but i make the most of everything
i went to school once for fashion design but decided i would rather not work
i wish i could not work , i could play video games all day !
i shop for handbags and get haircuts once a month . i just get what i want .
do you feel like youre really living your life ? i want the most out of it
i do and i do not look as old as i am .
i am still in school and in my early 20s
i remember when i was twenty . i think i have to go my face it stuck .
i hope you are okay , i read some of that stuff is dangerous !
i will be . you have heard no pain no gain .
i am not one for pain but if i need it to succeed i will endure !


i live in north dakota. i ride a bike. i like to draw. i work as a waitress. i have 5 brothers and sisters.

do you like to do things outdoors ?
yes . i am really into biking .
i enjoy hiking with my brothers .
how many brothers do you have ?
three , there are four kids in my family
i come from a big family to , i have 5 siblings . where did you grow up ?
i grew up in the usa and have never traveled internationally .
i am from north dakota . where in the us are you from ?
i am from california , and i like it there a lot .
i have never been that far west . what do you do for work ?
i do odd jobs here and there . i have never been to the midwest !
i am a waitress . i like it because i get to meet new people all the time .
that sounds like fun ! i get to meet people on some of my jobs too .
its not as fun as biking , but it pays the bills .


lutefisk is the best dish in the whole world. marduk is my favorite band. i enjoy hiking on glaciers. i always seem to be losing things , most recently , my mind. i recently moved to sweden.

hi ! i am sara , i am a city councilwoman . what is your name ?
i am leslie and i am also a city councilwoman .
what a coincidence ! what else do you do ?
i like to hike on glaciers . i also like waffles .
very specific . i like wide open spaces too . not waffles so much , though
what is your favorite band ?
no favorite band , i am too busy with my five acre farm and ten alpacas
that is a lot of alpacas .
yes , yes it is . i make interesting life choices . have any pets ?
no i do not . i keep losing them .
oh really ? where do they go ?
perhaps the upside down . i do not know .
so you like stranger things ?
yes . do you think i should stay or go ? i am currently in sweden .
you should stay . i hear sweden is lovely .
you are right . except i keep hearing bad noises from the basement .


i dyed my hair pink. i work in a bookstore. i live in the city. i have an older brother.

acting was something that i longed to do
oh you wanted to be an actor
yup , medical school is where i am at now though
oh that awesome , i work at a really cool bookstore
cool , there is a girl i am sweet on , but she does not know ,
why do not you tell her how you feel ?
shy , after classes , i like to go theatre at the community centre !
that is cool , i live in new york city , lots of theater
my mom and dad are physicians so i cannot do that !
my older brother is a doctor too !
coli ! , acting was my first passion that i really wanted
go for it ! you have to live your dreams


i play a lot of video games. i am slightly overweight , but my doctors say i m healthy. i love cats. i m a lesbian. i decorate cakes for a living.

hello how are you tonight
hello , i am doing fine , how are you ?
i am great thank you
do you have any pets ?
2 dogs they are so sweat you ?
i have 5 cats , i really really really adore cats
i like them too , i just do not have any
when i play games they curl up with me
wow that is so cool i would like to see
only if you were my lesbian lover ; d
lol i do not see that one lol
yeah , bit of a long shot xd
it is ok we are all free to do what we want
do you like to play video games ?
i love to play them
what games are your favorites ?


i have been on the design team for over 65 video games. my son plays on the local football team. my wife recently got laid off from her human resources job. i design video games for a living. i am trying to create my own startup company in the gaming industry.

hello how are you today
not great . my wife just got laid off from her hr job
oh that is terrible . i hope everything gets better soon
me too . i m trying to start my own gaming design company . i ve designed about 65 games
that sounds great . video games is second to watching tv on my favorite hobby list
my son love to play football so i m working on a new football game
that is great . before my dad passed away he used to always play football with my brother
that s nice . how long ago did you dad pass ?
6 years ago when i was in highschool
oh that s a rough age . i m sorry for your loss
its okay i have gotten through it . my days are better except for my terrible allergies lol
oh ? what kind of allergies do you have ?
seasonal . mostly get stuffy with the trees and pollen and stuff like that
fun enough i get allergies in late fall


i have my own salon. i am a hair stylist. i live on a boat. my hair is colored purple.

i like to ride with my guys my bike
well that is nice . do you ever ride a long distance ?
we are all young we ride to play football
how often do you play
u play about 3 times a week , my beard is like realllll long wanna see ?
sure but i bet i can trim it up because i am a stylist .
heavy i would not mind that let me know where to be at !
you can come to my salon and i can get you in anytime
awesome , can i bring my yorkie ?
yes it is pet friendly
if not its okay i understand totally
no bring them honestly i do not mind .
oh it is ? you are getting even cooler by the minute ma am
i like to think of myself as pretty cool lol


i am an international business man. i own a mansion that i do not live in. i never went to school. i am a genius and know over 300 languages. i never met my parents.

hi , how are you today ?
hello , i am doing very well . just came back from france .
i am just here enjoying a glass of wine .
that sounds nice . i speak 300 languages , how many do you speak ?
that sounds nice , i have never been to france .
i am in business , i travel all over and rarely see my house .
tell , me about france , how is it there ?
do you still live with your parents ? i never saw mine .
tell , me about france , how is it there ?
do you have issues with your memory ?
wow 300 i did not know there was even 300 languages
there is a lot more than that .
yes i do , they are still alive
what are they like ? i was raised by nannies .
i have eight brothers , so it is hard
that is a lot . do you all get along ?


i live on the third floor in an apartment. i have two dogs. i like to cook. i have two roommates. i am scared of clowns.

h hello ! how are you doing quale i am on the third floor .
wow ! i am on the third floor of an apartment building too !
w wow exclamation is not that wonderful , do you happen to love animals as well ?
well , i love dogs at least . i have two .
i love dogs as well ! i have two myself .
amazing ! are you also afraid of clowns by any chance ? two roommates ?
i also have two roomies .
i also love to cook . do you have a job ?
i do not have a job and i am afraid of clowns too . i am terrified of clowns .
its like we are the same person , we are so much alike ! fantastic !
it was great to meet you !
yes , it was nice chatting with you , too !
i really appreciate that ! same here !
well , enjoy hanging out with your roommates this evening .


i do not have much energy. i love to clean. i watch a lot of movies. i am a stay at home mom. i love fast food.

hi how are you today
hi there , good thanks you ?
i am good do you like the bible
no i prefer to be watching tons of movies .
what is your favorite movies
high school musical is my favourite .
do you sing along then ?
yes while i eat lots of fast food .
where is your favorite then
mcdonalds ! i am a mom at home because i do not have a lot of energy .
they have the best fries yeah
yes ! i also really enjoy cleaning .
nice i love the bible yeah
what do you love about it ?


if i were to be reincarnated , i d want to come back as a hippopotamus. i enjoy putting alcohol in my coffee. i can t get enough of lindsey stirling s music. i could eat meatloaf every night and never get tired of it. i smoke two packs of cigarettes most days.

hi . a bit shy , but i wanted to say hello .
hi , i am an alcoholic at work nobody knows i also smoke 2 packs a day
you must have a lot of stress . i am not a drinker , but i empathize .
if you were to be reincarnated as an animal what would you want to be
a dog like mine . he is my best friend .
i would want to be a hippopotamus like in egyptian hieroglyphs
neat . i guess i am content to live like i do now .
my favorite thing to do is drink irish cream coffee and listen to lindsey sterling
i prefer cocoa , but listening to music is a great idea .
sure do you have any good meatloaf recipes i am always looking for more
not really . you like making meatloaf ?
i like eating meatloaf ! what do you like ?
my dog mostly . too shy to have many friends .
i meant what do you like to eat ?
mashed potatoes and gravy with chicken .
kfc then ? lindsey stirling is such a cute little girl . . i have all of her cds


sometimes i volunteer at an urban farm. i work at the grocery store. i am vegan. i decided to become vegan a year ago.

my name is jesse and my job is in sales .
hi jesse , i work at local grocery store .
it is important that i take care of my clients extremely well .
what type of sales are you in ? i sometime volunteer at an urban farm near here .
my job involved making sure that products they have is what they want .
oh okay . volunteering at the farm made me decide to become a vegan .
i cannot seem to put my phone down do to enormous amount of calls . .
you seem to live a busy life . mine is more calm , i think .
but i do take fridays off , when the weather gets warm . aka summer .
i am stuck at the store . when i do have time , i volunteer .
my job can be stressful ; i do my job well and make wrongs right .
it must be gratifying to make wrongs right . i love seeing produce growing .
that is great ! i am right now at the mall .
i am at home after a long day of stocking shelves .
yeah it is and you have too . find solutions to problems .
i live a very calm life compared to yours , i think .


i am an aspiring singer. my father worked for ge. i enjoy playing tennis. green is my favorite color. i love animals.

hello how are you today
hey there i am great . you ? you know animals are the best companion .
yes i work at the animal shelter
nice . what is your favorite color ? shades of green are the best to me .
mine is pink and married for alot of years
i am not married . a singing career is what i am shooting for .
i enjoy traveling around and animals
do you ever play tennis ? it is a fun sport .
i do not i like to see different things traveling
best place you have been ? my dad is retired from ge . he made the bucks .
new york city and they have an awesome zoo .
never been to that zoo but i love the san diego zoo .


my mom is a palm reader in new orleans. my favorite food is shrimp. i love hanging out with my friends. i sometimes spend too much money at the casino.

hello ! how are you on this lovely day ?
hello i am fine and you ?
i am great ! the sky is a beautiful blue today . my favorite color !
i grew up in new orleans , where my mother is a palm reader
how interesting . can you read too ? i collected stamps since i was younger .
being from the big easy i absolutely love shrimp
oh really ? do you swim a lot there ? i go to the y everyday .
no i cant read , but i love being with my friends and just hanging out
do you guys go to concerts ? i love going on weekends .
no i do not swim , but i go to the casinos where i usually lose too much money
i bet you do ! i feel like i spend too much money on the concerts .
yes we go to some concerts
what is your favorite casino game ?
yes i guess casinos and concerts can get expensive


i am a vegetarian. i am catholic. i just started working as a librarian. i don t know how to swim. my favorite band is nickelback.

hello from argentina , how are you today ?
greetings from boston , i am great . you ?
great , just going for a horseback ride in my new boots !
wow fun . i wish i could ride . i can not even swim well .
i have a lot of women in my life who love to swim , are you married ?
i am not sure i do not think so .
my favorite food is beef ! and i love boots , what can i say !
so watch out cows . i have a terrible confession to male .
what is your confession ? sounds juicy . . .
it is terrible . you know nickelback ? i listen to their music .
i do know them , this is how you remind me , of what i really am .
so awful right ? yet i like this stuff . maybe because i am vegan .
fair enough , i have multiple girlfriends , do not tell my leiden !
well my catholicism gets in the way of multiple gfs .
jesus agrees , we are also catholic in argentina . where we ride our horses , in boots .
i work in a library , no boots allowed .


i like to drink green tea. i am an author. i love to write stories while sitting in the grass in my back yard. i enjoy watching mystery movies. i like to run so that i can clear my head.

hello ! how are you today ?
i am doing well . do you have any hobbies ?
i really enjoy shooting pool . i am pretty good at it too !
wow , i do not know how to play . i love to watch mystery movies
those are good ! i really want to write a book with a mystery theme .
i write stories myself . i have a great patch of grass in the backyard
does it have pyramids ? lol i would love to see the pyramids .
no , it is not that big . do you travel a lot
not as much as i would like but a good bit . do you ?
i do a lot of research for my books , that takes me all over
how fun ! i am a middle school art teacher so i travel during the summer .
working with kids must be lots of fun
it is ! and even though i a grown woman , i really still like unicorns !
who does not ! i totally agree
they really are great ! i would love to take a picture with one .
good luck with that ! sounds like a summer goal


i live in an apartment. i like to draw. my mother is a teacher. i am one of four siblings. my favorite color is blue.

hello there how are you doing ?
i am fine , how are you ?
i am doing good thanks , just working on some art . do you enjoy art ?
i do enjoy art , my passion is drawing .
awesome ! i did a lot of art while i was homeschooled
my mother is an art teacher at my old school when i was a kid .
i like to use art to cope instead of screaming to feel alive
awesome ! ! i designed the layout of my apartment .
oh wow that is creative ! i love animals very much .
me too , between my 2 sisters and 1 brother we have 4 pets .
lucky , i care a lot for animals but could never have one
are you allergic ? my dog has a blue collar , it is my favorite color .
no i do not like doctors . i can not connect with people .
sorry to hear that . animals are good for the soul .
yes they are . homeschooling really messed me up man
sorry for that . i guess there are pros and cons either way ,


i was raised by two mothers. i am not afraid of what others think. my favorite food is spaghetti and meatballs. my boyfriend works for nasa.

hey there , i love to swim , how about you ?
one of my two mothers loves to swim too . we go sometimes
i like to sew too in fact i sew bathing suits if you need any ?
i do not need any . i eat way too much spaghetti and meatballs . best food ever
do you like pie ? i eat pie for lunch in my garden . i love making them .
i do . i know i am bigger , but i do not care what people think really
people should accept those for who they are and you seem so nice .
thank you . my boyfriend thinks so and so do all his work colleagues at nasa
wow , nasa ! he is a keeper for sure . do you work ?
i do work . i cook actually , you ?
i sell domain names for web . com . i hate it though .
i am sorry . maybe you should find a job you love ?
well i have been there 12 years , the pay is good . kind of stuck .
i do not think you should ever feel stuck . life is still going . do what you love
i wish i could afford to take a pay cut to do what i love .
what do you love to do ?


i enjoy eating pumpkins. i have a small beagle dog who i call droopy. i enjoy watching videos on youtube. i love eating shrimp , and i like to dip them into barbecue sauce. i use third party programs to read portable documents instead of adobe.

hi , how are you doing this evening
i am doing great , just chilling with my dog .
what kind ? i am relaxing by the lake
he is a beagle named droopy
aww haha . what do you do for a living
i am a student , so i mostly just watch youtube videos and procrastinate .
ahahah i am a boring accountant who just reads horror novels
ll , sounds like a good time
not really , i do want to see the new stephen king movie tho
well if you love horror novels , that is a total must
yes the original was completely horrible
was it ? glad i did not see it , then
yes definitely avoid it . i have a cat sleeping on me
ll i hope its your cat , then


my mom is a palm reader in new orleans. my favorite food is shrimp. i sometimes spend too much money at the casino. i love hanging out with my friends. i once met a man i still believe was a vampire.

hello ! how are you ?
i am fine , have you ever met someone whos a vampire ?
not that i know of
i have , he actually lives next door
how did you know he was a vampire ?
because he ate chicken fresh from the farm instead of a restaurant
. . . how does that imply that he is indeed a vampire . . . ?
because no regular human eats a live chicken with all the feathers on it
great point
he is hella creepy , he even drained the blood and drank that
well that is very creepy . . . do you watch horror movies ?
i do not have to because having a neighbor like him is a horror story enough
excellent point ! i love the aesthetic of horror movies though
i do not have to because having a neighbor like him is a horror story enough


i own two boxer dogs. my favorite drink is red wine. i have one child. i work for a clothes retailer.

hello , how are you ?
great , thank you and yourself ?
tired , lol . i just came home from salsa lessons .
nice . i like salsa . i work as a retailer for clothes . you ?
i quit my job to work on a bitcoin project and to travel .
cool . do you have any dogs ?
i do , a lab named pizza my fav food
i have two boxer dogs
those are adorable pups .
yes . do you have kids ? i have one
i have two . a boy and a girl .
wow that is great ! i love red wine . what wine do you like ?
i prefer hard cider from the winery down the road .
yeah that is great too .


i like candy and soda. i am not healthy. i weight 300 pounds. i like the movie godfather. i am a man.

i like a crime novels through stories
i weigh well over 300 pounds
do you like dogs i have usually to talk
i love candy and am fat
insurance companies where i work as a secretary
oh ok . that is lovely now
hey i make sure that i go to disney world every year
disney rocks . i am married and love movies
my two brothers i m really close to them
i do not like my brother at all
why it s fun hanging out with them
mine is a terrible person
just go with the flow with them and you find ways to have fun with them
mine hates me . he will never come around
that s hilarious i think that s natural to everybody
no no . . . mine is nuts , a scum bag


i like to make boats on the weekends. i enjoy fishing. i live on an island.

stream all nite every nite
i live in hawaii , how about you ?
i know that . weirdo . we meet at the national park there . so you gonna game or what
my only game playing is fishing
i thought you said you would take up gaming , you know i am a gamer
no i just make boats on the weekend . what else do you do ?
run , hence the bod .
gotcha
so the boys at the office game , why do not you
i am not into the trends
you are old
i am , how old are you ?
forever young bob dylan
i can try to game


i am gong to adopt a dog very soon. i am a violinist. my mother was a nurse. i have played since i was 4 years old.

hi ! how are you this evening ?
i am good thanks for asking
what are you up to ? i just got home form teaching a yoga class .
what do you do for a living ?
i am a yoga instructor . it allows me time to stay home with my kids . 2 adopted puppies !
do you play any instruments ?
no . do you ? i am not musical at all .
yes i do i am a violinist
nice ! do you have any other hobbies ? i am an old movie buff !
i love animals . going to adopt a dog
dogs are great . like i said i just adopted 2 puppies . those are our kids .
yes they are , so very sweet
are you married ? kids ? job ?
i am single . no kids , u ?


i am an insurance salesman. i live alone in my condo. i post on reddit often. i love to ride my bike on the weekend. my favorite color is blue.

hello , how are you tonight ?
hello my friend . i am well .
good , glad to hear it . what do you do for fun ?
i ride around the town on my cool bicycle .
really ? i really like to mountain bike too
i wish i lived in the mountains .
do you like nature ? i have been to 12 national parks
i love nature . i like looking at plants .
i love plants too , and hiking . in fact , i am actually an environmental activist
cool , i am a vegan .
nice , do you have a favorite food ?
my favorite dish is lentil curry .
i have never had that , but i want to try it now .
what do you like to do the most ?
probably hiking and mountain biking , being outdoors .
what is your favorite mountain ?


i like imagine dragons. i like crab dipped in butter. i like to fly model airplanes. i run six miles a day.

on the island where i live i love fishing
hi there ! just came in from my daily run !
when i am not fishing , i build boats for a hobby
i do not fish but i do like eating crab preferably slathered in butter
me and my dog , his name is bob , we are both cannibals
then i work t off with a six mile run in the woods with my dog
i love crab and shrimp that is my favorite , where are you from
you are a cannibal , not telling you ! !
yeah but i am in the closet about being a cannibal
i will say that my fave hobby is flying small airplanes that i build .
so if you do not tell , it will be our little secret
oh i will tell ! my only secret is that i like dragons and imaging them .
have you ever crashed one of your planes ?
tons of times . i never said i was good at it . hobbies ?
lol , dragons are not real , you should seek counseling
i did , but it it is a tough fetish to crack . little hope for me


i enjoy running at night. i like spicy food. i m saving up to buy a new camera. i have always had long hair. i worked at a movie theater for 4 years.

hello . how are you tonight ?
i am doing good . just been for a night run !
may i ask , since you run , how many shoes do you own ?
quite a few pairs , how about you ?
i only own one pair of shoes . my mother owns 500 pair . no kidding .
wow ! you should ask her to let you have some or you should save up .
so what do you collect ? what are your hobbies ?
well , i am saving for a new camera . i like taking pics .
i like to take pics of my meals . post them on instagram or twitter
that is fun ! i love spicy food . you cant see spice in a photo though haha .
i have some pics of some beautiful meals . i always eat out though . can you cook ?
i can cook popcorn well after working in a movie theater for 4 years !
i tried cooking one time . i found out i was allergic to shellfish . never again !
oh , i am sorry about that .
shellfish and cats . only things i allergic too .
cats ! yes . i have a cat . their hair and my ever long hair gets in food always
i would love to have long hair . my hair becomes uncontrollable though .
i have never cut mine . that is the way .
ever ? how long is it ? ?
all the way down my back .
do you at least get it trimmed ?
yes , just the dead ends . what else do you enjoy ?
eating at restaurants is my one and only weakness and hobby .
cool ! where do you like to eat ?


i have 3 dogs. i have 3 children. i drive an suv. i have a vacation home in the mountains.

hello there . how are you ?
hey ! i am doing fine , how about yourself ?
i am well . where are you from ?
i live right outside jacksonville florida . how about you ?
i am from allentown , pennsylvania . what are your hobbies ?
fishing and camping are my hobbies . i am happiest in the mountains .
interesting . i like to read and garden .
my three kids and i like to garden also . do you have pets ?
i have a dog . do you have any ?
i love dogs ! i have two labradors and a chihuahua .
awesome . i have a pitbull .
do you have any kids ?
i do not . i reside with my sisters and they help provide my needs .
that is nice . what do you do for fun ?
i love watching movies and cleaning my house .
packing the suv and staying at our place in the mountains is fun for me .


when things go wrong , i do everything i can to make it right. its important to me to make my clients happy. i take fridays off in the summer. i work in sales. i always answer my cellphone.

hi . . how was your weekend ? ?
good and how was yours
great . . had a big party weekend
that sounds fun , my phone is always with me
i do the same . . i love music on my phone
if you call i will answer
i did nt get that
i do not work fridays during summer
nice . . it will be fun to have off on friday
i love making my clients extremely happy
i jst completed my high school
i am a sales person and i love it


my feet smell. i have brown eyes. i have blonde hair. i love money. my mother was a weightlifter.

what are your plans for the day ?
hi , my name is kimmy blonde hair brown eyes . just watching tv
you sound pretty . i am blogging about my aquarium
thanks , i have smelly feet though . do you blog for a living ?
do they smell like ferrets ? i love ferrets . i want one
no , they just stink like sweat a lot . do you own one ?
gross . no i do not own one , but i want one
yeah my mom was a weightlifter so i am at the gym a lot .
my mom was a single parent and taught me baseball
i love baseball , what positions did you play ?
i am a shortstop ! pretty good at it
do you still play ? i love to go to games .
sometimes i do , but only for fun . what do you like to eat ?
i like pizza , fruit , ice cream all sorts of food really .
i really love jelly sandwiches , but hold the pb because i am allergic
oh , allergies are the worst have you tried nutella or anything like that


i love to cut down trees. i eat lots of pancakes and syrup. i am a lumberjack. i cut down trees very fast , because i have a large ax. i love to fish.

hello there . tell me about yourself .
well i am big , strong and love to chop down trees
oh you are a lumberjack ? i am a carny . juggler to be specific .
that i am , wow that is really cool . also how did you know ?
otherwise you would be some type of machine or an oddly large beaver
i did not think of that lol , i guess your right
my gramps and dad worked as carnies too . family thing
so do you like being one ?
yea . my dogs are part of the act . they are golden and fetch things
that is so cool , i would love to see it
yea they do this diet with me too . called keto
i have heard of it , i heard it is tuff
yea especially when youblove going to the theatre all those delicious snacks
can you eat fish i love to eat fish


my dog is my best friend. my hair is black and curly. my mom went crazy when i was three and i have not seen her since. i believe in leprechauns.

hi ! i am a graphic designer . what do you do ?
i run a youtube channel that proves the existence of leprechauns .
what do yo do for fun ? i paint in my free time .
i like painting , too . the nurses at the asylum told me i had talent .
interesting ! are you currently seeing anyone ?
absolutely ! if , by seeing someone , you mean friends and leprechauns . are you seeing someone ?
unfortunately i am single . i blame the weather !
have you tried using the weather to your advantage ? find love at the end of a rainbow .
i should . spring is my favorite . the perfect weather for love .
i agree . on march 17th , i take my dog out to celebrate spring .
do you have any other pets ?
no . when i was three , i drove my mom crazy asking for a cat .
cool . do you have any other interests ?
i like to try new hairstyles . do you ever design websites for your job ?


i i love logical and rational thinking. i started working at google last week on self driving car research. i am very good at math and science. i love computers.

hello how are you today ?
i am doing swell . yourself ?
i am fine . what is your favorite hobby ?
i enjoy things that challenge me mentally
i love to fish .
deep sea or fresh water ?
both . what is your favorite holiday ? mine is christmas .
i enjoy the fourth of july . i am very patriotic
that is a good holiday too . i drive and love my impala .
is it fast ? are not those cop cars ?
it can go pretty fast , yes like cop cars . i also listen to classic radio .
i enjoy going to the symphony every now and again


i like chicken nuggets. my favorite band is a fine frenzy. i work at a hotel. i love reading. i love animals.

hi how are yoy doing
i love me some good chicken nuggets
those are great i have been learning to cook indian food
reading is my favorite pastime
that is cool do you like sports
no my job is a hotel attendant
that sounds like an interesting job do you have long hours
yes i do but it pays the bills
i do not really like my job either
most people do not . its just to get by
that is true do you like the color blue
heck no my color is pink


i am obsessed with filming. i love to put a smile on people s faces. sometimes , people worry i am crazy. i try not to think about death. i am a very bad liar.

bonjour ! how are you today ? i am trying to study french phrases .
fun . can i film you speaking french ?
non . that is not okay .
sounds crazy i know . i think it will make you smile .
are you a professional videographer ?
i film all the time . it helps keep my mind off death . no .
what types of things do you usually film ?
i could never act . i am a terrible liar . i just film stuff .
my sister is the one in my family who is usually behind the camera .
cool . maybe i can work with her .
she recently moved back to the bay area . we lived there when we were younger .
awesome . i love the bay area .
when were you last there ?
many years ago . do you work or just take classes ?
i work in pharmaceuticals . you ?
i am trying to get into the film industry .


i am a girl. my favorite song is barbie girl. i am an only child.

hello , i am rex .
i am mary
what do you do mary ?
i like to sing barbie girl , my favorite song ! and you ?
i am currently going back to school to become a casino manager .
awesome ! i am a feminist girl
did you got to school ?
no . my parents did not help me pay for college even though i have no siblings
that is rought . i have a degree in statistics .
that must have been a tough major !
i enjoy it . i used it to count cards in blackjack .
yeah , that must come in handy
it does but a habit i would have to stop as a casino manager .
do you plan to open your own casino ?
nah , that would be too much . just manager one .
well that is still good


my grandchildren range in age from 30 to 7. i like to read. my husband was a career soldier. i am a senior citizen. i have 4 children.

how are you doing today ?
i am pretty good , just tired . how are you ?
i am a little bummed out
oh no . why are you bummed out ?
i am so in love but she has no idea
will you tell her that you love her ?
i am to scared of her reaction
listen to me , i am old and wise , take chances it will be worth it
i do not know if she would feel the same
it is okay is she does not if you do not ask , what if she does ?
you are right ! i should try
you remind me of one of my four sons , you should try life is about chances !
i am the youngest out of four girls .
how old are you ? i have a few grandchildren ages 7 30 !


i am quiet but confident. i m not really a blond. i think food trucks are awesome. i often worry about where to park when i go somewhere new.

hi there , how are you ?
i am doing quite well tonight . how are you ?
my parents are still together so i would say alright
oh , well then , congratulations ? do you have any hobbies ?
girly things , you know like make up and stuff .
me too ! my hair is dyed blond , but i am naturally a brunette .
do you have kids ? i have a ton of them ! !
no , but again , congratulations ! how many kids do you have ?
i do not even know , a lot
i guess its tough to keep count at some point . lol
it is like that in the rural planes i live in .
i just spend all my time at food trucks . i think they are awesome .
that is great , my parents own one , they are still together after 40 years .
i wish i could settle down like that , but i am too quiet . confident , but quiet .
i guess there are a lot of factors to consider .
i think too much i guess . i worry about where to park whenever i travel .


i wear a red purse. i like to wear red shoes also. i like to wear red. i drive a red car.

hi , how are you doing today
super cool . thanks . what are you doing ?
you know i was adopted , and make myself do something fun
i love the color red so much . what do you do for fun ?
i do horseback riding for the free time
i love to ride horses too . can i wear my red outfit ?
i do accounting jobs in a firm
what firm are you in ?
it is an accounting firms a big one
all of my clothes are red . is that strange ?
oh that is alright . that is your favorite
even my vehicle is red . what do you like to do ?
spending time with friends coz i gew up alone
that is so sad . you are an only child ?
yes , you got it right . how about you
i like to shop for clothes . i also play a banjo .


have both daughters and sons. i am not married. i like to hunt. i like to sing.

hi , i am a farmer from kansas , but i am looking for a new farm .
oh down in kansas ? i have been there , so much land perfect for hunting on .
yeah , my farm was foreclosed on so i am wanting to move somewhere warmer .
that must be pretty hard on you , how is your family taking this upheaval ?
pretty ok i guess . its only been a month since the foreclosure .
well have been keeping yourself busy so you do not get too depressed ?
i watch a lot of reality shows on vh1 and mtv to entertain myself .
that is good ! some kind of creative expression might specifically help a lot too
yeah , i was a farmhand so i never really had time for creativity .
you could try singing , i love singing
i could try country music haha .
sure ! that could be really good for you , and your family .
yeah , it would definitely lighten the atmosphere .
are you married ? do you have kids ?


i live with my parents. i am taking a year off before i start college. i am eighteen years old. i am saving money to buy my first car.

hello , do you have an hobbies ?
hi ! i do , i love reading , music and crafting , especially knitting . what about you ?
i love cooking authentic ethnic food and drawing .
oh yum ! how old are you , and what do you like to draw ?
a lady never tells , but my greek family came to america half a century ago
haha okay , fair enough . what was your first car ?
i no longer drive . what was your first car ?
i do not have one yet , i am saving up right now !
my husband drove . what do you look like ? i am very tall with curly hair .
i am average height with red hair . did you attend college ?
yes . are you planning on going ?
yes , i am currently taking a year off , but i plan to go next year .
what will be your major ?
i think psychology . what was yours ?


i m often late for class. i wish i was taller so i could reach the cookie jar. i lay awake at night so i can watch the stars. i cuddle up with my dog every night.

hello , how are you today ?
i am well , you ? are you in school ?
no , i am a nascar driver , and mommy to four little princesses .
oh , that is so cute . any pets ?
they have several cats and some fish we pulled out of a pond .
that is nice , i have a dog . we cuddle every night .
i play electronic versions of board games with my girls each night when i am away .
good way to keep connected . do you ever just watch the stars ?
we do when i am home , we have a large horse ranch .
way cool , i would like that . i am pretty short . how about you ?
i am short too , only five foot .
as a result i actually have trouble reaching the cookie jar , no joke .
i am laughing , but i have been there .
it happens , what is your name ?
my name is mia , yours ?
my name is cordelia , my grandmother had the same name


i have an iq of 250. my parents died in a plane crash. my hobby creating houses out of matches. i live alone with my dog.

hello . i am so tired from all of this studying .
hello . i loved studying when i was in school . my iq was 250
i am still working towards my degree .
keep going ! after college i began building houses out of matches . haha
lol . . i am going to be a history teacher .
i studied greek . my dog i rescued while in college proved more useful .
me and my father were both in the military , so history is important to me .
my father loved history too . him and mother died in a plane crash .
oh wow . that is awful to hear . i am so sorry .
no worries . it happens . life continues
yes it does . my girlfriend is great . she keeps me positive .
nice . what is her best quality ?
she is a very positive person and always smiles .
the psychological effect of smiling is a proven one . does people good !
yes . do you have a favorite food ? i eat tons of red meat . not healthy .
i love mexican food . so much cheese and spice !


i work in retail. i go to at least 10 concerts a year. i love music. lady gaga is my current favorite singer. madonna is my all time favorite.

hi , hows it going tonight ?
pretty good , how about with you ?
pretty good , staying up too late watching about the hurricane . you ?
ha ha i am watching modern family . what type of music do you like ?
mostly jazz , i am a music major have class early tomorrow
wow ! my two favorites are lady gaga , and madonna .
i like them too . . . i am only going part time right now what do you do ?
i work at a retail store . i love going to concerts ! music rocks .
ha ! i work retail to pay the bills too and to feed my chocolate addiction d
ha ha ! yes chocolate is a necessity in life !
it is . but then you have to work out i need about a 40 hour day .
ll . i do enjoy yoga . where do you live ?
i live outside chicago , i like to skateboard but its going to get cold soon .
yes , unfortunately summer is just about over .


i have been on the design team for over 65 video games. i design video games for a living. my wife recently got laid off from her human resources job. i am trying to create my own startup company in the gaming industry. my son plays on the local football team.

hello , how are you doing today ?
hi i am doing okay how are you
i am well . i am currently getting ready to teach my yoga class .
that sounds relaxing is that what you do for a living ?
yes , i got into yoga because i loved the peace it brings me , you ?
i design video games i want to start my own business
that is soo cool . you would get along great with my partner .
video games are awesome . do you have any kids
no kids yet . honestly , i like the alone time . ll you ?
sometimes i wish i have alone time i have a 10 year old football player
awe , well your 10 year old sounds like great company .
he is sometimes but can be a handful at times
i can only imagine , do you work ?
yeah i design videogames for ubisoft currently only one income household


i am a olympian. i can also squat 400 pounds. i can benchpress 345 pounds. i am a weight lifter.

hey what are some things you like to do ?
hey , i love working out , especially squats and benches . you ?
being outside and staring at the sky while the clouds go by is my favorite .
sounds relaxing . i spend a lot of time at the gym .
i work selling snakeskin oil , getting a lot of free time is tough
that does not seem good for anyone . ;
what music do you enjoy listening to ?
anything that makes me feel pumped up and excited !
i absolutely love jacob sartorius and would love to see him live !
do you go to many concerts ?
i like going to weekend festivals .
i do , too . when i can . i am training for the olympics right now .
that is so cool ! are you sponsored by anyone ?
not yet , but hopefully soon . do you watch the olympics ?


i love music of the 1980s , especially the pretenders. i am a kindergarten teacher. my favorite food is spicy tex mex. i have a puppy named tiki. i studied early childhood education in college.

hey there , where are you from ?
how are you doing to night
good , just working on stuff for class tomorrow .
iam from baltimore md what about you
i am living in nashville right now . i go to school down the street .
that is cool what areyou going to school for
general academics and music . i play a lot of music .
i love music like county
yeah me too . i play country every weekend at the farmers market .
that is cool i have never played
what do you like to do then ?
i love to work out and play sports


i just bought a new mansion. i am a rapper. i live in japan and own the biggest mansion in the country. i drive a ferrari.

hello , would you like to go swimming ?
yes , very much . we can swim at my giant house .
i hope your pool is outside and not inside since you have a giant house .
i have both , my mansion is dope son .
great . i much prefer being outside . i will bring my favorite music .
i hope it is rap , i am the freshest mc in all the land .
i listen to britney spears . all . day . long .
i cannot hang with you then . i am straight up og .
i will bring my pink swimsuit , my pink towel , my pink beach ball . . .
now we are talking . i can pick you up in my amazing sports car .
fun ! does it go fast ? the sooner i can swim the better .
it is a ferrari ! it is a pink one too . i am in japan though .
i can swim in japan . i would love to ride in your pink ferrari .
i bet you would . are you good looking ? i only hang with hotties .
i will answer if you let me bring my brit cd
i guess so , i am a compromising og rapper .


i like the color blue or red. i love the country but enjoy visiting the city life. i have always wanted to travel to ireland or puerto rico. i have two dogs , one pitbull and old english bulldog. i use to be a wild child.

hi hw are you doing ?
hi ! i agood , how about you ?
i am good thank s for asking
what are you up to ? i am just snuggled up with my pitbull and old english bulldog .
i am scared as right now
what ? ? why ? whats going on ?
i hear voices in my head
oh . . . what are they saying ? if they are telling you to travel take me to ireland !
they do not ever say anthing nice
well . poo . what do they say ? are you on medicine ?
i have meds but i do not want to take them
but you must ! do you live alone ? country or city ? i like both places myself .


my name is todd. i am 8 years old. my favorite hero is superman. i want to grow up to be a superhero one day.

wuss poppin b ? u into britney spears ?
again , wuss poppin ? i am too little for britney spears
its me ! damn , that is too bad . she my idol and inspires me
who is your favorite super hero ?
i am not sure . i would have to say b spears . what about you ?
superman is my favorite . britney is not one .
that is disappointing . you ever watch a surgery live on youtube ?
i have seen a few , i had my hip replaced years ago , and i looked it up .
nice . that is my kind of thing . just like pistachio ice cream . you like ?
i am a vanilla kinda kid
damn . that is yum too . whats your favorite edged weapon
a switch blade , i would guess , if i had to choose .
i love playing with those , and all edged weapons , like britney
back to britney again . you sure are a fan
she really touches me . i cant lie
i think you should lie , just joking


i enjoy magic the gathering , it is a card game. i have 4 pets. i live in an apartment. i can t whistle. my favorite food is jello.

hello , how are you tonight ?
great . i am in my apartment playing magic .
that is great ! i listen to piano since i am learning to play
cool . you know magic the gathering ? the card game ?
yeah , i was never a fan of it . my friends played it often .
cool . you have pets ? i have four dogs .
i cannot have pets , i have allergies . mainly to cats .
sorry about that . you like jello ? it is my favorite food .
i like jello , but it is not my favorite thing
ok . tell me something embarrassing about you .
i am a very avid member of the ymca , i go there every day !
that is not embarrassing ! i am not able to whistle at all !
oh wow , i could not do that for the longest time as a kid .
really ? we do have something in common then .


i drive a big truck. i like to go hunting. i like football on tv. i am a meat eater.

hi there ! how are you tonight ?
great just watching some football , and you ?
watching some cartoons . i like them .
sounds fun , i am getting ready for hunting tomorrow morning .
oh . do you like jokes ? i enjoy simple ones .
i do , can you tell me one ?
not off the top of my head . i am tired .
i see , what is your favorite food ? i love meat .
i enjoy meat too . nothing better than a good steak !
yes ! or a good venison steak !
i have not had venison in years .
i am hoping to have a deer to toss into the bed of my big truck .
what else do you like to do ?
i enjoy playing hockey with my buddies and you ?
i enjoy playing tennis when i have time .
tennis is fun . do you like volleyball ? i play sometimes .


it is my universe , and everyone else is just a character in it. i work as a dental assistant in a ritzy part of town. i have borderline personality disorder. at night , i party hard in the atlanta club scene , and i never miss a music festival.

nice day outside here today !
here too ! the weather is fantastic
i get to enjoy every nice day since i won the lottery
that is alright i guess . money is just the fuel to our narcissistic society .
i will never work again , i am set for life . feels great
work is just a word that demeans the role and purpose
i agree . i used to be a telemarketer , it was terrible
they say i have a borderline personality disorder . . . whoever they are
what is it like living with that ?
i drown out the noise at the club scene . music is the blood for this being
i like to travel . i can charter my own plane
the air is for the birds . . . not man
you sound down and out
the universe is mine ! everyone is just a character in my mind


i work at amazon. i have two kids. i love robotics. i live in a rural community. i am fairly conservative in politics.

i love diving in the deep blue sea ! wanna talk about that !
sure . fire away . i have never done that
it is the most amazing thing !
what do you do for a living ?
please do not laugh . i am a party planner .
do you ever do weddings ?
hello , are you still there ?
yes i am still here loll
i like going to bars and do stand up comedy .
what city are you from ?
i am from the kansas city area
i am in cali , have you ever been ?


i enjoy shopping. i live in celebration , florida. i am married and have 2 kids. i am a lifestyle blogger. i used to cheerlead in high school.

hello how are you today ?
great ! just hopping online before i hit the mall ! what are you up to ?
nice day to shop ! i actually just finished editing one of my short films .
how cool ! do you do it online ? i am a blogger .
yes . it is easier to access and covert my files when i am traveling overseas .
i would love to travel , i have never left celebration , fl !
wow i travel a lot to participant in civil war reenactments , and to visit my mom .
moms are great just ask my two kids !
ll ! yes they are . you might have heard of my mom . she is always in the news .
that is amazing ! my husband and i watch the news every night .
oh you might have seen her donating in texas recently with my sister blue ivy .
i did ! i jumped up and cheered her on like i did in high school !
us carters and knowles stay in the news . i was in the news at least 6 times .
so cool ! i did a post on all of you in my lifestyle blog last month .


i was once on the local news , and not for anything illegal. my uncle use to work on fish boats in florida. my father use to drive a taxi cab in the 1970 s. i ve been to canada two times my entire life. i ve never been to the west coast of the united states.

hello how are you today
good , just pondering my next travel destination .
where do you want to go the most
well i have been around the united states expect west . maybe california next
they have fires right now its sad
oh yeah maybe i could bring them water
that would be nice . i might get my nails done while owen is in school
oh snap , you thinking about getting your hair did too ?
no just did that a few days ago . what do you do for a living
i run a baber shop , look me up if you are ever in new york
i sure will i am a stay at home mom my husband is a lawyer
oh that is nice . you just have the one kiddo then ?
yep just my son owen he just started first grade
hang on they grow up so fast !
yes i wish i could slow him down a little
i heard coffee stunts your growth , get an espresso machine .


dogs are my favorite animal. i like to eat pizza. i love to travel. i enjoy cooking and baking. i grew up by the ocean.

hi how are you doing ?
i am well . how are you ? i am planning my next trip .
i am good thanks for asking
i enjoy traveling , cooking , baking and eating pizza . what about you ?
i like to use my hands , building things
cool , what do you build ?
mostly furniture , office and home
do you build pouches ? i could see the ocean from mine as a child .
what are pouches ? u mean porches ?
yes , sorry about that ! my dog interrupted me . i love dogs .
what kind of music do you like ?
rock . love bob segar ! how about you ?


i am partially blind. i can do convincing bird calls. i do volunteer work for human rights organizations. i can recite the movie young frankenstein word for word. i like to make my own clothes.

hi , how is it going today ?
hey all good . apart from being partially blind
that is terrible , i worry about injuries since i only drive a motorcycle
that is cool . i volunteer when i can
that is cool , where do you volunteer ?
at some human rights organizations
awesome , i do model un human rights debates at my private hs
ah . i do bird calls for fun
no time for fun here , too many college credit classes in school
school . the bane of humanity
true story , ahahah cannot wait for it to be over so i can go to europe
that is where you can meet the pope
my parents immigrated and i want to go back and visit
oh that is nice . where are they ?
they are watching the french news , thick accents everywhere ahahah
sounds like family . hope you have fun


i m a vegetarian. i used to be in the marines. i work as a bartender. i like to write poetry.

i hate standing in lines i swear
it can be annoying are you out shopping
no not yet but later i will to chase justin
what do you do for a living
i do not want to work lol i want to chase justin
who is justin ? i just got out the marines now i am a bartender
bieber duh lol how old are you ?
oh ok i am in my 30s
i just got out of high school
oh wow are you going to go to college
yes i am but i rather be his roadie
lol that will be hard to become . what do you do for fun beside chase justin
lol not much just think of him
i write a lot mostly poems


i m fabulous from my on trend haircut to my louis vuittons. i think i need botox soon. i don t know why my sister in law dislikes me. i haven t had to work a day in my life.

hello ! how are you today
i am super fabulous and entirely superficial . even my sister in law hates me .
that is not good , i would hate to have family hate me .
i do not care . tell me more about you .
i like to go out to dinner and chat with friends and family . what about you
omg i need to go in for botox again ! did you say something ?
you probably do not have many friends . do you like movies or books
no , i mostly like my louis vuitton bags . you probably like other things .
i am more of a book , music , and long drives in the middle of nowhere person .
i was born rich , so i never had to work . and my haircut is the latest trend .
wow that is so neat ! i have read a book series about someone like that .
i wish i knew why my brothers wife does not like me .
maybe you should try to go to dinner with them
i suppose so , but only if its a place filled with beautiful people .
or go to the movies . i love the movies !
maybe . did i telly that i am so very fabulous yet ?


the death of kurt cobain marred my middle school years. i still like combat boots with babydoll dresses. i want to visit rome , but i cannot make myself go alone. i flirted with the dmv officer in order to pass my driving exam.

hello how are you today ?
i am doing well , any fun plans this afternoon ?
i will be doing a yoga class soon , i love fitness . how about you ?
i like it as well , i will be at the gym this afternoon
i am 5 3 so i have to watch my weight being that short .
i am sure you look amazing ! i am 6 1 but kind of lanky haha
what do you do for a living ? i am in sales .
i work in accounting , kind of have a thing for math
sounds great . are you religious ? because i am . god comes first for me .
to be honest my parents did not really believe in religion . they never took us to church
that is okay god loves you anyway .
thank you , that is good to hear !


i can do convincing bird calls. i am partially blind. i do volunteer work for human rights organizations. i like to make my own clothes.

hi ! what do you want to be when you grow up ?
hi i currently do a lot of volunteer work what about you
i am still in school , so not much time .
ah what do you like to do on the weekends
anything with animals and ponies ! i draw pennies all over my 3 inch binder ! you ?
i am a bird caller i do that on the weekends
if i were a bird , i would be very chatty . i talk a lot , some people say .
that is funny i am a little blind in one eye its hard to see them
will my braces be in the way of calling birds ?
i think it depends on the bird call
hmm , i hate my mom made me get those stupid braces !
well it will be good for your death


i love to ride bikes. i have a personal trainer. i used to be very religious. i have 3 small dogs.

hi how are you today
hey doing great , just got done with a bike ride . how are you
i am doing great ! i might go for a hike soon
that sounds nice , do you train with someone or just alone
i just go alone i love to its so relaxing . where are you from
i live in north carolina , how about you ?
i am in vermont . but i travel a lot i love national parks
i would like to visit some , especially yosemite i have heard it is beautiful
i have been to 12 . yosemite is one of my favorites
wow 12 ! do you have any pets
no i do not i am an activist so do not have time
what are you actively supporting or opposing ?
i support anything that helps the environment
well that is a good cause . i was religious in the past but no more


i work five days a week. i don t have children. i enjoy shopping. i do yoga on tuesdays. i go to the pool every thursday for three hours.

good afternoon , how are you today
i am good . how about you ?
great , what do you do for fun ?
i like go to the mall for shopping when i have free time
cool , i immigrated here from japan a decade ago
good . do you work ? i work full time .
i teach high school and do some art classes
awesome . i love kids too
i wish i had some , but still single at 35
i am single too . i do not have time to meet new people
i have a hard time saying big words , probably why i am single
do you have any habit ?
smoking opium , what is your job
i work in the hospital


i have one close friend i grew up with. i worry about money even though i am in high school. i am dissatisfied with the school life i have had so far. i wished i was older so i could move out.

hi how are you doing
not great ! i hate school .
oh no whats wrong with your school
i just do not like it ! plus i am so worried about money .
yeah that is always annoying do you have a job
i do because i want to save up so i can move out when i am old enough .
that is smart i love to make money
do not we all ? what do you do ?
i have a boring job i am really only in it for the money
ah , sounds good ! my friend is like that . i grew up with him .
that is nice what color hair do you have
brown hair ! how about you ?
i have short blonde hair
how cool ! my friend growing up had blonde hair as well !


i am a lover of italian food. my favorite band is iron maiden. my father has a very prestigious job. i enjoy making d models for video games and animations.

how are you ? i been enjoying my art projects today !
great ! me as well , with my game animations
fun ! my husbands been helping so well time spent . you married ?
yes , he is italian , he is introduced me to some of my favorite foods !
oh how nice ! what are they ? i love cooking and spending time . . . friends and family .
baked ziti ! we love to go to concerts together , iron maiden is our favorite
yum , and concerts are fun . i have travel all over to see different bands .
me too ! my dad gets to travel for his job and has brought me along .
that is awesome ! do you have a big family ?
i do now , with my husband being italian , big family ! yourself ?
i have six kids . my husband says i am one strong lady lol .
that is a big household , we just have the dogs ! !
how many ? i love animals .
3 big doggies , our little pack


i lay awake at night so i can watch the stars. i wish i was taller so i could reach the cookie jar. i want a porsche. i cuddle up with my dog every night.

i wish i could multiply myself lol
do you ? i wish i was a little taller so i could reach the cookie jar personally
i just have a lot of work to do
me too because i want a porsche one day
i had to get my own place when i was 14
i am sorry . you have any pets to cuddle up to at night ?
yes i do i love animals
cuddling my dog at night is so comforting . sometimes we lay awake and watch the stars
they are very loyal companions
they are . he helps me reach that cookie jar sometimes haha
i like to take mine to the lake or the beach
laying watching the night sky stars on the beach is best
i want to live outside i like when people read me books
i read my dog books too , maybe i can come read for you sometime .
that would be awesome it really helps me relax
what else do you enjoy ?


my favorite band is insane clown posse. i am chubby. i work as an interior designer. i love to lamp. i am tall and blonde.

hello there , do you like people with colorful hair ?
i am an interior designer , love color ! my favorite band insane clown posse has lots of colored hair .
i am glad to hear it ! my hair is a lovely shade of pink
i am blonde , it helps me get into character when i lamp . i love it
i have never warped . maybe i should see if its big where i live , in grand rapids , mi
you should ! its good exercise , i need it i am a little chubby lol
lol , nothing wrong with that ! maybe one of my 4 siblings would do it with me .
i have 2 siblings ! you would not know though , they are short and i am very tall .
i wonder if being tall would help run away from bees . i am very allergic .
oh no , that is terrifying . carping could help your agility !
do they do a lot of carping where you live ?
its very uncommon , especially for an interior designer . mostly young folks .


i am a family man. i spend as much time as i can with my family. i am married with 2 children. i am a pediatrician.

hello there , stranger ! how are you ?
hello , i am fine , how are you ?
i am ok actually . had a pretty good day . what are you up to ?
i have just been working , i am a pediatrician , what do u do ?
nice ! well , for a career i am actually a party planner . on the side i am a comedian .
sounds like fun , i bet my 2 children would love to see your act .
i bet they would . i have been gravitating towards more family friends material .
sounds great , maybe my spouse and i can come and see you in action .
sure , why not . i can try and get you free seats .
i love spending lots of time with my family , so that would be great
lets see . when are you two next free ?
what days do you work ?
well , during the week i am swamped but during the weekends i try and perform .
any saturday would be fine with us .
well , i have a show coming up in two weeks .
sounds wonderful , my wife and i are looking forward to it .


i teach at a large school. i graduated college in 2016. my class has 26 kids. i teach kindergarten. i enjoys kayaking in my free time.

hey , how are you . i am a man that has many hobbies ? do you have hobbies ?
i am a teacher that takes up my time
you are a teacher , wow . same here .
my school is huge . is yours ?
yes , it is and it is located in a major city .
i only have 26 kids thank the lord
what subjects do you teach ?
just general stuff . i am a new teacher
so , do you live in an urban area ?
i do but i also can kayak
wow , that must be impressive to do .
it definitely makes the butt work


i work as a teacher and love my job. i am a mother. i have two children.

hello ! how are you ?
great thank you for asking .
do you have any hobbies ?
i have two kids , so their hobbies are my hobbies lol
oh how nice . what do they enjoy ? are they good at it ?
my daughters both love crafting and they are good at it .
good . what do you do for a living ?
i am a teacher , and you ?
scientist . i study mosquitoes .
sounds interesting , i hope you enjoy it as much as i love teaching .
i do . i really feel like i am doing something useful .
doing something you love means never working a day in your life .
its definitely work . sometimes they refuse the prepared blood . then i have to offer my arm . itchy !
wow ! that would be work !


i love hot wings. i have three kids. i am a truck driver in the south. i grew up in the trailer park.

hi how are you doing ?
much better now that the power is back on after the hurricane hit !
what do you do for a living ?
i drive trucks down here in florida .
what city are you from ?
i live right near tampa .
do you have any hobbies ?
i dabble with computers on the weekends . . . . guess that is my hobby . ll
do you have any pets ?
a cat . my kids love her . two boys and a girl .
i have two dogs myself
we were thinking of getting a dog .
what kind are you thinking ?
smaller dog . we are in an apartment . bigger if we ever get a house .


i am a vegan. i enjoy hiking. my mother has her own fashion brand. my favorite artist is bob ross. i got a job as an accountant 3 months ago.

hi there , how are you doing ?
doing well . how are you ?
pretty good . what do you do for fun ?
not much . i like the outdoors . going to the beach , hiking etc .
cool . i love cooking elaborate meals for my friends .
i am a vegan myself . do you eat meat ?
i am a vegan too , awesome .
cool . hey , do you like art ?
i love art . bob ross is my favorite . how about you ?
what ? ? no way ! he is my fav too !
sweet . whats your job ? i am an accountant .
ll yes , same here . what a small world .
awesome . that is the truth . how long have you been one ?
i have been one ooh . . . . about 3 months .


i enjoy hitchhiking. i have over 4000 friends on facebook. i live alone. i haven t spoken to my family in years. formal situations make me uncomfortable.

hi there , how are you today ?
just checking with my 4000 facebook friends .
wow , i only have a few friends from my sewing group
i have no roommates so i connect that way .
sewing is how we connect , but sometimes i think they just love my baking .
is that your main hobby ? mine is hitchhiking .
my main hobby is hunting for food , but i am a really good baker yes
are you close with your family ?
not really . i really do not have too many friends at all
i have not spoken to mine in years .
i am sorry ! would you like to join us in our sewing group ?
i do not own a sewing machine anymore
you do not need one . you can share mine
that is a very kind offer , is it a formal setting ?


i am currently on a diet. i would like to go to school to become a veterinarian. i love animals and i want to help them. i love going to the gym.

hi , i just got back from rock climb , how are you today ?
good , just been walking my dogs
i getting ready to start working , i am writing a novel .
lovely . i am a gym fanatic !
i am writing about living a gluten free life .
interesting . i would like to become a veterinarian
i enjoy the gym as well , and i love animals
i love animals , i just want to help them .
i would be the old lady with all the cats in the neighborhood .
crazy cat lady , right ? lol i just started a new diet
have you tried going gluten free ?
no i have not weighed the benefits of gluten free
i have black hair i want to dye it pink , what is your hair color ?
naturally brown , i just recently tried to go blonde .
i want to stand out so i figure pink is the way to go
i love pink , is that your favorite color ?


i am scared of clowns. i have two dogs. i live on the third floor in an apartment. i have two roommates. i like to cook.

hello
hi how are you ?
just got off of work so i am pretty tired . how are you ?
i took my two dogs outside and am getting read to cook dinner
oh really ? what are you cooking ?
something for me and my two roommates . probably a chicken alfredo
that is fairly easy to make . i am heating leftovers waiting for my wife to get home .
that is nice of you to have dinner ready . what are your hobbies ?
unfortunately i do not have much time for hobbies . what about you ?
cooking , but i love movies . . . scary movies . except when they include clowns
so i am guessing you are not a fan of it . ll
no not at all ! and not the commercials or anything to do with clowns .


i enjoy broadway shows. my favorite band is the avett brother. i am a steelers fan. i love to travel. i am a psychology major.

hey , how are you doing ? watching football ?
yup my team is smacking the chiefs 12 3
awesome , i was planning to go fishing today but decided against it .
i am planning a fishing trip soon
do it soon because it is getting cold . grilling up a cheeseburger right now .
ice fishing ! and to see an avett brothers show
never gone ice fishing . i am a mechanic so not enough money to travel that far .
yeah , time is my problem . currently pursuing my psychology degree . winter break is coming
study hard and be successful ! i never found anyone to live with me as a mechanic .
i can never find anyone to go to a broadway show with me either
so that must be why we both love fishing !
you are exactly correct ! i will travel anywhere for a good catch
good luck with that ! and good luck to the steelers !
you too ! nice talking to you !
yeah , same here . and fingers crossed the giants lose again tonight !
i have bets in place for my next trip ! sure hope so !


i have asthma. i like to go running. i used to play hockey. i am 6 foot tall. i love to dance.

hi how are you today
good , i love to go dancing , but it makes me fart .
haha . . . i love that . i enjoy dressing up to go out to the club too
because i am 6 feet tall it sometimes offends my shorter partners .
i am sorry that stinks . . . my girlfriend understands that i am shorter
it is hard being tall and having asthma . all the short girls feel like its intentional .
i am sorry my girlfriend is not always the best but i lover her alot
i once played hockey , but now i dance with short girls .
i hope to play hockey but i have not yet . . . that would make me happy with myself
i like to run . i run a lot . do you run . you probably do not .
i do like to to run alot however i need to get a procedure soon
what is your most exciting dream ?
getting this procedure but i am currently saving up for it
you need to have more conversations p
thank you for the advice
yeah then you can join me in dance . it sucks that you are short .


i got a new job. i like to travel. i like cats. favorite color is green.

what are you plans for today ?
well , i love cats , so i am helping out at the sanctuary .
cats are so adorable ! you are a good person
thank you ! i love frogs too and the color green .
so cool . i pretty much spending time being a gamer
that sounds fun ! i travel a lot too . i like to keep busy .
what do you do to keep busy ? i love learning
anything outdoor related . i have a new career , so i am very busy .
what is your career ? do you have any favorite foods ?
i work as an advertising manager . i love pizza ! ! !
oh yummy . i love chocolate cake and also chicken if it is fried
i could live on chocolate cake and milk . lol
i hear you . do you have any brothers or sisters ?
i have one brother . i am the oldest .
i am the youngest . must be very different having younger siblings
it is tough , because you are always expected to be the role model .


i will be on bed rest for the next 5 months. i already have 3 children. i am 26 years old. i found out that i am carrying twins.

hello . what do you do
babysitter . you ? john , wayne and newton are my children .
nice . i don t work much . i mostly just read books
oh okay . i just turned 26 and love my three kids . you have children ?
no , no kids as i wanted to be a nomad my whole life
great ! ankles swollen . i need 5 months of bed rest . you sing ?
anything but country music . health condition ?
great ! twins in me . you like charlie pride ?
wow another charlie fan . twins ? that s a health condition
yes . buns in the oven . you met my 3 children ?
john wayne newton , certainly . . . pro baller in another life ?
definitely ! tomorrow i will be 27 . you ?
i m not sure i just know i like the cold . you ?
i see . you need bed rest like me . you draw or paint ?
no apparently i just a book worm
oh okay . i have 3 girls and 1 boy . you married ?


i like nature. my favorite color is blue. i like to go hiking. i love eating out.

hi ! my name is tao and i live in canada !
nice to meet you ! i am don and i love being outside . do you work ?
i do , i am a dental assistant . what kind of activities do you like ?
biggest things i like are walking in nature and cheap restaurants .
haha yes cheap restaurants are good ! like mcdonalds ! i love their fries !
i think they have the best fries anywhere .
checkers too , but other than that i do not eat much fast food
i eat tacos wherever i find them .
oh tacos ! yes ! and hamburgers ! i guess we are foodies lol
totally . what is your favorite brand of mustard ?
heinz ! i love shopping and finding a good deal and they sell good mustard !
yes any time you can save money is great !
so where are you from ? my parents are from japan !
my family is from maine . where in japan , tokyo ?
actually from osaka . i have only been once but it is beautiful ! have you traveled ?
a little , in europe . never been to japan .


i like all types of music. i like to do crafts. i like to draw. i am a mother of 5. i like to watch movies.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am doing fine thanks and yourself ?
great , it was a beautiful day here today .
it was here too ! where do you work ?
i am a teacher and i love it ! you ?
i am a mother of five kids so i stay home
i have two kids and two dogs .
and you teach too ? jokes !
yes , i have a very full schedule ! do you have any pets ?
i do not , if we did i might rip my hair out !
haha , i understand . do you live in a city or suburb or the country ?
i am not sure really , you ?
i live in the suburbs of charlotte , nc
very nice , a real fancy place
i do not like charlotte very much , its a terrible city .
why do you say that ?


i do not want a job. i still live at home with my parents. i play video games all day. i eat all take out. i am 32.

say would you prefer to speak in english or french ?
i would prefer english
sounds good to me , i do not know how to speak french anyways . only read it
at 32 years of age i cannot say i can do anything french except fries
ba dum chh . i like your style . read any books ? i once read 3 in a week !
i read occasionally i mostly play video games at my parents house though , you like video games ?
i have been known to play . . rocket league is something i consider to be my side project
very interesting indeed , how has that process been ?
nice shot ! its been good . tell me more about the games you play
call of duty always gets me going
you what gets me going ? that dr . seuss
he eats green eggs and ham , how about you ?
i do not like them , sam i am . .
yea me either , take out does it for me .
which kind ? chinese , thai , mexican food ? you can be honest with me . safe place
i love them all honestly , know any good places ?


i like to play sports and get fresh air. i have been in 2 car crashes in my life. food and water are essential to me in life. i like watching tv in my free time as well. i am going to school to get a degree now.

what are you up to this evening ?
air in my area is fresh that is why i play sports
did you just come in from playing sports ?
i am working out now , and drinking water
i just got done sewing a new shirt
no , i am working out now , and watching tv
i have no time for tv being an art teacher
that is nice of you , i am getting a degree at school now
oh really what are you getting your degree in
it is good to be busy sometimes , keeps you focus
it really does which is why i love to sew my own clothing
i am working on psychology because i had 2 car crashes in past
oh wow do you like to visit thrift shops ?
it affects my driving now , because of fear .


i haven t spoken to my family in years. i live alone. formal situations make me uncomfortable. i have over 4000 friends on facebook.

what is good for morning sickness
well , i would say soup ! how far along are you ?
3 . 6 months and counting twins and 3 kids already
do you know the gender ?
not yet trying to decide if i even want to know
i am alone . i do not talk to my family
i cant even imagine that why do not you talk to them
well , they say i have to many friends on facebook
so they refuse to communicate or do you not have the time for them
also , they say i do not like going out formally ! they do not speak to me !
check out scapegoating on google maybe this is what is happening
i am have never heard of that !
its a real thing you deserve respect and to be loved everyone does
thank you ! means a lot !
you are welcome ! i hope you find peace
i hope so too ! living alone is weird !


i am in high school apart of the school band. i love watching greys anatomy. music has always been my number one passion. my mom is my favorite person of all people. i have to live by a schedule in order to keep my mind right.

hi , how are you ?
i am good yourself ?
pretty good . went on a nice hike today . what are you up to ?
i am watching my recorded episodes of greys anatomy . . . you like that show ?
i am not a huge fan but now and then . what do you do for work ?
i am actually still in high school , so i do not work , but i am very devoted to the band .
cool , what music ?
i am a huge fan of 80s rock but music itself is my number one passion , period .
awesome . i do some really strange jobs and i am able to listen to music a lot .
oh yeah ? what do you do for work mostly ?
all different weird jobs , mostly by myself , driving , or fixing stuff
oh cool cool . my mom is truely my inspiration and she is a nurse .
awesome . family important to me too . i have 3 siblings .
okay cool , are you the oldest ?


i am about to go off to college at a very liberal school soon. i go to a catholic high school in new england. i am 17. i plan to raise hell and sew my wild oats.

hi there . i am a translator by trade .
hey , how you doing ? well , i am getting ready to go into college !
i speak three languages but its not what i want to do for a living .
whoa ? three ? that is awesome ! what languages do you speak ?
spanish german and cantonese . i really want to be a writer .
well , me i know un peu francais a little french but that is about it
french is a beautiful language .
wait , technically , you know four languages . . . if you count english .
indeed . which is the language i write in . my novel is almost done .
hey that is awesome ! hope you find a publisher for it ! or online
i quit my job to focus on finishing it . i am going to put it on amazon .
that is great ! i hope it does really well . whats it about ?
its about a boy who lives in the parks catacombs .
oh neat , is it like a thriller or coming of age type story ?
i meant to say paris . and its a thriller . he scares tourists out of their valuables .
oh wow , that sounds interesting . yeah , i have heard about the catacombs , spooky place !


i babysit for the woman who lives next door. my favorite color is yellow. i am an old woman who lives on a social security check. i only take the bus. i often do not have the money to pay my utility bills.

hi , how are you doing today ? i just left the doctors office where i work at .
i am babysitting for the lady who lives next to me .
i want to be a dental hygienist so i am studying for it . how about you ?
that is great . i am on social security and pinching pennies .
sorry to hear that . seeing patients saliva grosses me out and i hate it .
maybe wrong job . i want to paint my apt . yellow , love that color .
maybe i should do tattoos since i have thorns on my toes i did myself .
you tatooed your toes ? easy to hide that from employers .
yeah , and my right ankle is a tattooed rose . do you have any ?
no , they wrinkle with age , but people on the bus have them .
very true . anything you want to tell me about yourself ?
wish utilities were not so high , cannot pay them . how are yours ?
they are pretty high , but so far i have been lucky to be able to pay them .
that is good . i wish i had solar .


i am an artist. i love watching game of thrones. i have four children. i enjoy walking for exercise. i recently got a cat.

hi
hello ! how are you today ?
i am good thank you , how are you
great , thanks ! my children and i were just about to watch game of thrones .
nice ! how old are your children ?
i have four that range in age from 10 to 21 . you ?
i do not have children at the moment
that just means you get to keep all the popcorn for yourself .
and cheetos at the moment !
good choice . do you watch game of thrones ?
no , i do not have much time for tv
i usually spend my time painting but , i love the show .


playing quake on slackware linux makes me happy. i have three dogs and two cats. i like to use a lot of exclamation marks when i type. i live in chicago.

hi , how are you ? how was your summer ? mine was pretty boring .
it was great ! ! ! ! spent a lot of time with my two cats and three dogs ! ! ! !
sounds awesome , i am looking forward to winter though . i love everything about the cold .
i have no choice but to love it . my home is in chicago .
it gets cold here in alaska too . my dream is to live in iceland , by a volcano .
that sounds like it would be geat ! ! ! ! ! ! !
what kind of music do you like ? my tastes are pretty weird haha .
not a big music fan . i spend my time playing quake on slackware linux .
oh cool , retro gaming ! i am more of a console gamer myself .
oh i adore console games too ! ! ! ! ! ! !
yea between that , and working on cursive writing , my weekends are pretty busy .
what else do you do for fun ? ? ! ! ! ? ? ? ! ! ! ! !
i am waiting for something extraordinary to happen , but most days are work and rest .
i can relate with that . my life is not very exciting ! ! ! ! !


i have long fingers. i m dumpy. i have long legs. i can t eat shrimp. like a skeleton.

hi there how are you doing today ?
hi right back . okay . kind of draggin . no energy
that is the worse . is it because it is hot outside ?
it is hot , but i am too thin right now almost a skeleton !
oh no ! are you okay ?
yes , i am not i will . just really thin . where are you from ?
i am from nashville , home of country music which i love . and you ?
pittsburgh . i eat pasta a lot . i am allergic to seafood shrimp
that sucks , i am currently going to college .
that is great . what school ?
tennesee state , trying to get a better job other then my lame one .
okay . good luck with your studies . are you into midterm yet ?
you know it ! studying hard . what do you do for a job ?
i am an adjunct professor of music , and my fingers are long for piano


i love money. my feet smell. i have brown eyes. i have blonde hair. my mother was a weightlifter.

hello how is it going
hello , i am well thank you . just got back from the gym .
do you have some asperger i know i do
no , i do not . i am a weightlifter , like my mother .
i have a really great memory
very nice , i only date rich guys .
although i am genuine i hate small talk
what do you look like ? i am a brown eyed blonde
i take any and everything like so literally
does that make you socially awkward ?
i am about to start a new job its helping me learn about socialization
you should check out some podcasts , they help .
i am so awesome on all levels
of course you are . do you like to surf ?
i look at myself in the mirror to make sure that i still look good
do you have issues with your attention span ?


my parents would take my brother and i when we were little. i used to wear a cape. its one of my favorite hobbies. we liked to pretend we were superheroes.

hello i am todd , how are you ?
hi todd i am 20 years old
that is awesome ! i am only 8 .
cmon . . . . what do you do for a living ?
i do not work yet , but i want to be a superhero when i get big
why are you up so late ?
reading comic books , i love them . what about you
i am scared and i cant sleep
superman can protect you he is my favorite .
i like batman more haha
ll well then . what time is it there
its 12 ; 20 . . . what about over there ?


i can play the violin. i am from georgia. i love chocolate. i cannot sing very well. i want to have two kids.

hi , i have 5 dogs , do you have pets ?
yes i have eight rabbits . but i really want 2 children .
cool , hope you have your kids . i have daughter lily
ah does she like chocolate ? i adore it !
yes , i named her after my favorite perineal
where do you live with your dogs ?
arizona , above my job at the doctors office .
interesting , i reside in georgia where i peddle on the streets as a violinist .
interesting , i like to read as a hobby , and you ?
i like to break out in random singing , but i am not very good at it
random singing , you do not have to be good if you like it .
that is a good point . maybe i will do it more !
yes , you should do it more . and karaoking too .
so you work as a doctor ?
no , at a doctors office doing data entry .
ah that seems very boring


my mind is set on things above. my heart hurts from a broken relationship. i am weak and selfish , but i want to change. i trust in god.

hello . how are you doing today ?
today has been a rough day , but god is good , he will help
what has made your day so tough ?
my boyfriend has broken my heart
i am so sorry . how long did you date ?
we were together for nearly 3 years .
that is a long time . never know , he may have done you a favor .
well , i know that god has something good planned for me
that is a good way to look at it . do you have hobbies ?
yes , i really enjoy reading . how about you ?
i like to make cakes and also enjoy horses .
ooh , do you have a specialty for the types of cakes you make ?
not really . i just really like to create .
it is always good to be creative !
i think so too . what state are you from ?
i am from ohio , how about you ?


i am in high school. i love disney movies. i love to dance. i am on a competitive dance team. ariel is my favorite princess.

hello , how are you ? my name is eric . i am excited to get to know you !
thanks me too . i m june . what do you do ?
i am in the army . i am ranger . it is the greatest job ever ! what about you ?
i m a student . i go to not sure high
great ! what do you want to do with your future ?
i would really love to become a professional dancer
neat ! my wife teaches dance classes back in the states !
that is awesome ! i would love to teach dance one day also
what year in high school are you ? what else do you like to do ?
it s my first year . i really like to watch disney princess movies
i have two daughters so i know all about disney princesses !
so how do you feel about ariel ?
that is my younger daughters favorite !
good girl ! she s my favorite too
it is nice to be deployed . gets me away from princess talk and conventional life .
you should escape to the softer side every once in a while soldier