i m not going to go the extra mile anymore. i wish my boyfriend didn t want an open relationship. i want to get married again. i m angry at my coworker.

hello ! how are you doing ?
good . i am really mad at my coworker .
that is unfortunate , did something happen today ?
nothing . i am never going an extra mile again for sure .
i am sorry to hear that . did you have a nice weekend ?
yes i did . i wanted to marry again .
did you get married this weekend ? or just make plans ?
i wanted to but my boyfriend does not want to have an open relationship
i see . does that mean that you want an open relationship ?
yes i do . what about you ?
i am more traditional minded when it comes to relationships . closed for me .
you seem great . do well in your future .
thank you ! i hope the best for your and your potential marriage
thank you so much . i hope i do well in my marriage .
it will take work , most good things do . but i hear it is worth it
yes i totally agree with you .


i take her to the park. we live in an apartment. i have a 7 year old daughter. my boyfriend is unemployed.

hello , hows it going . just eating spaghetti here , my favorite
hello , i am just about to go to the park with my daughter .
nice . i work near the park at the hospital .
cool . i wish my boyfriend had a job because things are getting hard for me .
oh no . what is your job ?
i am a stay at home mother with a seven year old .
oh how old are you ?
i am 34 and my daughter miah is seven .
i am 20 do you like to read ?
i love to read about my future house because i am tired of the apartment life .
oh i just read fiction because it is what i love to read
oh really ? i love factual literary works when i read .
oh yes i read those at school . i am in school
i am also thinking about going to school to create a better quality of life and stability .


my favorite color is red. i m not very tall. i ve two siblings. i ve a dog. i m looking for a job.

hi there , how is your night ?
hi , i had a hard day , now i am relaxing with some wine .
relaxing sounds like what i should be doing . is it too late for a nap ?
i am looking for a job and that is a hard job in it self lol
i am trying to pursue a career singing barbershop and rap myself
i think no one wants to hire me because i am short .
i am short too . that is why i just stick to watching basketball now . still love it
rap like music ? like hip hop ?
yeah ! ! in between my naps anyway . love a good nap
when i try to rap my dog howls .
my dog howls in the winter but its still my favorite season
do you have any siblings ? i have two
i do and we all have blue eyes
lucky we have brown eyes the whole family
what else do you enjoy ?
what is your favorite color ?


i work at a bar. i like to listen to country music. i can play piano. people say i can cook well.

hi , how are you today ?
good but have to head to work soon ugh . being a bartender sucks
i like riding my bike to work and gazing at the clouds . lol
be careful with that ! lol . i like to play piano and drink whiskey
very cool . piano and whiskey is a step up to from my milk shakes .
milkshakes huh ? i am more of a cook but i like a good milkshake ! whats your secret ?
i love chocolate . malted milk powder is my secret ! i add it to cookies too .
dang that is good ! mind if i steal your secret ? lol
no problem . you will not regret it . what are you doing halloween night ?
hitting up my favorite country bar annual tradition ! you ?
i am going as a candy killer and going to see american psychos .
what is a candy killer , sounds scary ! lol


i make 70k a year. i am married with one child. i barely show up to work. i pay my employees minimum wage.

hello . how are you doing today ?
good just making brisket and ribs you ?
doing really well . my roommates are driving me crazy , though . have three .
my employees drive me nuts
what kind of work do you do ?
i run a computer programming site
that sounds interesting . what is your favorite food ?
i bring in 70 , 000 a year so i spoil my kid
wow . what do you do to spoil him ?
i been happy married for 4 years expecting my second child soon
do you know what the sex of your second is ?
her 3rd birthday is at disney land . her brother will have the same
do your kids like to eat gummy bears ? i do .
i pay my workers minimum wage plus commission most are interns
my favorite gummy bear is orange . do you like them ?
i love rock candy more then bears


i will study computer science. i like playing games online. i just graduated from high school. i m a vegetarian. i m on my way to uc santa cruz where i was accepted.

i am shaped like a ball , so round .
maybe you should try vegetarianism . meat makes you fat
nah , its just because i am so short .
oh okay . so you are not fat ?
i am shapely , you seem judgemental
i am sorry . i get that way from being a gamer . people are mean online
they really should not be .
i will be a better person . what do you do for fun ?
i like to enjoy a good meal and movies .
i do not have much free time . i am about to go to college
oh you must be smart like me then .
i like to think i am . i am going to be learning computer science at santa cruz
i am a doctor , i work with the elderly .
i am impressed . you seem like a good person
i try to be , no point in being a bad one .
that is why i do not eat animals . i love them too much


i am a student in social sciences. i am studying for my masters. my favorite food is pizza. i also like eating sushi. cooking is one of my pass times.

hello . how are you doing ?
systemed cant count
what are you trying to count ?
it says no more than 15 words
so , what are you doing right now ?
working on a reverse tesla coil
oh wow ok . i am trying to find the next concert that i am going to
well catch the stones before they cash out
yeah that is a good idea !
come up with the good ones !
where do you live ? you have alot of concerts there ?
lotta small shows and stuff
oh yeah i am in pittsburgh so we have some good shows
up mi . lotsa home town talent . rock on ! pilgrim !


i do not have a job. i eat junk food. i love comics. i love the walking dead. i am a couch potato.

good morning ! how are you today ?
i am good it is sunday with means fear the walking dead is on
is that a tv show ? i am play with my four cats .
yes it is awesome . i do not have any pets
what do you do for work ?
nothing right now i mostly read comics and eat pizza
that sounds like a nice life ! i am packing for a trip .
i am sitting on the couch watching tv
you are really hooked . do you have any siblings ? i am going to visit my sister .
where does your sister live ?
she lives in canada . i visit her every fall .
i have never been out of the states i have two older brothers
oh nice i have always wanted brothers . but my sister and i are very close .
where all very close in my family
that is great ! any idea for lunch ?
probably junk food for me


i like to run. i have 3 children. i drive 300 mile a week for work. my favorite movie is 16 candles. i love cheese cake.

how are you doing today ?
hi there , i do not know what i am doing
we are just chatting . what do you do for a living ?
i really am not too sure
i work part time at a restaurant .
i i drive over 300 miles
that is crazy ! i am in college too .
i also run a ton every day
same here ! i eat very healthy , and do not drink .
wow , we could be the same peron
are you in a relationship ?
i am married to a great man
oh . i just started dating this girl but my roommate does not like her .
well you should throw them out
yeah , maybe . they are not giving her a chance .
i really enjoy to run


my favorite tv shows are forensic files and jeopardy. i love most music except country and jazz. my favorite book that i ve read lately is middlesex. my favorite food is anything italian. i am a gym rat that loves to play racquetball.

hi how are you today ?
i am doing great ! just watching jeopardy . you ?
sitting here drinking wine with my dogs . my kid is sleeping so its chat time !
oh sounds relaxing . what kind of dog do you have ? i have 2 cats .
i have two boxers . what kind of cats are they ?
just regular domestic short hairs , 1 orange and 1 grey . i love boxers .
it is a good thing our pets are not where i work d
oh where is that at ?
i work at a clothing shop ! they would run around and shred everything !
yes i believe it lol ! so what kind of food do you like ? i am craving italian !
i love italian . any food that pairs well with a red wine ! p
that is the perfect pair ! my favorite is fettuccine alfredo .
maybe we could set up a time to eat . just need a sitter for baby .
same here . i have a 1 and a half year old daughter .


i like to cook. my family owned a small restaurant. when i retire i want to open a bakery. i work 9 to 5 job. sometimes i volunteer at the soup kitchen.

hi , just finishing up this sewing project , then we can talk .
hi . i just finished cooking some stew for my my restaurant . i can wait .
done ! i love stew . is it beef ?
yep . i cant wait til someday i only bake . would rather have a bakery ?
oh yes . donuts . cake . muffins . this is why i am a bit hefty .
i was helping my family out today . normally i have a 9 to 5 work schedule .
i am a stocker , but i am too short to reach some of the shelves .
that is frustrating , i bet . what do you do to make it better ?
i tell my cat about it when i get home . i love my cat .
pets are nice . the owner at the soup kitchen i volunteer at has one .
i hope to get another , but it is hard to find another with hair brown like mine .
yeah . i can empathize . i cant wait to retire . bakery here i come .
ooh , i have another idea of something to sew .
what are you going to sew next ?
aprons , pot holders , table runners . always sewing , sewing , sewing .
wow . that will definitely take a while . how do you find the time ?


i own 3 cats. i am a very funny woman. i love candy. i deliver packages for a living. i drive a honda car.

hello , there ! how are you doing on this beautiful morning ?
very well , thank you ! it is a great day for a mailman like myself
absolutely ! i am a stay at home mom so the kids love this weather !
do your kids love cany ? i know i do
not really . thankfully ! ha !
i am so funny i cannot spell . do you and your kids have pets ?
no pets . they have been begging for a dog though . do you ?
i do not . maybe start off on some fish . i would not mind fish again
i do not really have the energy to have a pet . a fish might be good .
there you go ! i used to have three cats at one point
nice ! we love watching movies . a pets life is a favorite .
that is a cute movie ! i just saw despicable me 3
ha ! my kids are going to be minions for halloween ! love it !
i love it ! make sure they can a little bit of candy
most definitely ! they usually do not eat it all so more for me ! p
i had a cupcake and cookie for breakfast


i just started college. i work part time in the campus library. i am living at home but hope to live in the dorms next year. i have 3 science classes.

hiya ! whats up . i just came in from working in the garden . tomatoes are crazy !
that is cool ! are you in college ?
yeah . i study photograph . love b w . how about you ?
i am taking a couple of science classes . i just started . what year are you ?
senior . after i graduate , i am moving to france to study as a chef .
luckyyyyy . i am still living at home why not take food science courses ?
i am dying to learn classic french cuisine . my boyfriend is french , so . . .
do you cook with your own tomatoes ? grow any other vegetables ?
i do use my toms , plus carrots and onions i grow
i work at the campus library , maybe that will help me learn to do cool things !
sure ! libraries are excellent for discovering new things
and for free entertainment ! brokelife


and , i love psychoanalyzing my friends. i love rage metal music. i have two sons that i am raising by myself. i am a special ed teacher.

my name is alex . my parents are successful lawyers in the san diego area .
that is cool how old are you
i am 21 . how about you ?
one of my sons is about your age
that is cool , what are his hobbies ?
they like to listen to music hang out with friends etc
what about a favorite season ?
i personally like summer cause i have time off from work
i personally enjoy winter the most . summer is a bit too hot for me .
do you do any winter sports
and i hate wearing swimsuits
that is funny what music do you like
i like punk , heavy metal , and rap . most kinds really .
i am into metal music too


i am obsessed with my dog. i enjoy cooking italian food. i m in my last year of grad school. i love trips to the beach. i m the world s best aunt.

hello ! are you a gamer ? i love halo 3 .
not unless you mean frisbee with my dog ! i am obsessed !
i love dogs , but i have a hard time with eye contact . . .
interesting . i just did a dissertation for my last year of graduate school on cujo .
what kind of school allowed that ?
it is a college near the beach which i adore !
super cool ! do you sing ? i was just singing in my shower .
i actually do in real life ! my nieces and nephews are my biggest fans .
wow ! i will stick to my cold showers ! i love kids !
me too ! i have three and love cooking italian food .
can i have some please ?
i will keep a plate warm .
you are too kind . i appreciate it .
i also educate on essential oils on facebook .


i still like combat boots with babydoll dresses. the death of kurt cobain marred my middle school years. i want to visit rome , but i can t make myself go alone. i flirted with the dmv officer in order to pass my driving exam.

hi there ! what are you up to ?
i am cleaning my combat boots . yourself ?
home from the gym and am eating seafood salad while my kitties beg .
have you ever been to rome ?
it is actually my favorite . . . i love everything italian . especially the wine , food and films .
awesome , i would like to go someday but not alone . favorite music artist ?
i would say its a toss up between the cramps and the reverend horton heat . you ?
kurt cobain , although deceased .
very deceased p although , original members of the cramps have passed as well .
true . what is on your agenda for this evening ?
being hungry since i am on a diet . . . and marathoning horror movies . yourself ?
i just came off of a diet myself . putting together a small arcade .
nice ! i hope that it worked for you . a single cabinet game or multi with a pc ?
ww . i lost 12 pounds in 3 months . small cabinet with multi game pi .
awesome ! i made a raspberry pi console in a gutted nes cart .
that sound cool . best of luck with diet . have a good night .


i like to draw. i am a vegan. my favorite food is tacos. i am studying literature. i am from france.

renting , vegetarian , mba , fido and love to shop . you ?
i am also vegan and studying literature in france .
whew ! thought i lost you . chicken wings are our friends . you cook ? i do .
i love to cook , especially tacos ! they are my favorite food ! what country are you from ?
get out ! me too ! fido is my dog . you have pets .
i do not , but i would love a dog ! are they hard to keep up with ?
men or dogs ? i love to shop . you ?
i do love to shop . what do you like to shop for ?
adult toys ! are you a student ? i am .
that sounds intriguing . i am a student . what do you study ?
marital affairs . mother and father pay our rent . you sing ?
lucky . i do not like to sing , but i love to draw . do you like art ?
yes ! i had fido spade . you dance or draw ?
i cannot dance but i can draw . i take it you dance ?
wonderfully ! chicken wings are our friends . you vegetarian huh ?
i used to love chicken but now i love veggies . you should try it !


my husband is a pastor. i have two children. i sell clothing on facebook. i do not like to clean house. my hair is curly and dark.

hello hi how are you ?
good , how are you this evening ?
i am great thanks . i love hunting do you ?
i have not done it . i have 2 kids so i have no time .
not married yet , but it would be nice to start a family
it good . my husband has a church , he is a pastor .
that sounds holy , do you like basketball ? i do
i do , when i am not selling clothes on facebook .
how long have you been doing that ?
years now . back when my hair was curly and a bit darker . ll
my hair is curly too .
i like it curly . sigh , i hate cleaning house but i need to .
i should clean too .
we just got our power back on after the hurricane .


this is my second year in the league. i play quarterback. i play for the philadelphia eagles. last season i was just getting started.

hello . how was your day today ?
pretty good i was at football practice all day , you ?
just ran my 6 miles today then went kayaking . pretty good day .
that is cool , i do not have time for anything but football !
that must suck . need more interesting things to do than just that .
well its paying the bills so i cannot complain too much ?
that is true . you do it professionally ?
yes i am a qb .
oh nice . i do not watch much football . i like other activities as you can see .
you are much more interesting that me , haha .
not really . just got a lot more time on my hands .
so what are some other things you like ?
flying model airplanes is one of my many other hobbies along with music . you ?
i like . . . pro wrestling , bud light , strippers , and hot dogs .


my favorite band is the story so far. i recently started to work online. i used to travel the usa playing guitar. i used to work at a factory making boxes. i eat meat.

my mom taught music at a school , yours ?
she was a homemaker , but she taught me how to play guitar ,
awesome , my father , he worked at a church , as a pastor
that is nice . i traveled the us playing guitar as soon as i graduate .
oh no ! i dropped out of college , oh well !
well do not work in a box making factory . i did and it sucked !
that sucks , i have a 20 year old car , poor me !
well maybe you can get a job working at home like me and buy a new one .
maybe , last of the mohicans , indian movies are my favorite !
nice . i am listening to story so far . favorite band lately .
my mother taught music at a school , maybe they know her ?
possibly , its a small world . hey your not one of those vegans ?


i like to fish. i love dogs. i love to cook. my dad was a carsalesman. i am a happy person.

good evening , how are you ?
hey ! i am a happy camper this evening . just finished making dinner .
we just finished dessert . i baked a pie .
omg , i love pie ! what kind did you make ?
pecan . everyone says it is top notch !
oo that is one of my favorites ! that inspires me to bake one . cooking is my passion
i want to get geared up for the holidays .
how so ? i feel the same i started by buying my dogs christmas sweaters today .
my creepy landlord is jacking up my rent to i have to economize .
ut oh ! maybe you should look at other places to rent from .
i plan on doing just that .
do you have any pets ? it cab be hard finding pet friendly homes . we have 4 dogs ! !
we have two dogs . fred and ginger . dobermans .
awww ! cute ! our are a handful , but they are my babies ! 4 wiener dogs .


i am a christian. my favorite author is stephen king. my favorite movie genre is horror. i love to read.

hi how are you doing
i am good , how about you ? anything interesting happen today ?
just going to school for the brain
like high school or like college ? what do you study ?
college i am a psychology major
cool , sounds like a hard degree to get . i just like reading stephen king
yeah it is hard he is my favorite
horror in general is my favorite , but his works are just amazing
that is so true he is great
have you seen the new it movie yet ?
yes i loved it can not wait for part 2
yeah it was a great movie , the actors were great too
yes they were i love it
so tell me something else about yourself
i go to broadway shows all the time
which one is your favorite play ?


i am a history buff. i love animals and like working with them. my parents are divorced. i am engaged to be married. i am in a local theater company.

my name is stacy and i am a canadian .
hi there stacy . i am greg and i am american
hi there greg . do you have pets ? i have 2 cats named milo and fio .
no i do not have any pets but my fiance keeps talking about getting a dog
dogs are great too . like any sports ?
i am not into sports as much as the average guy . my heart lies with theater
any favorite plays you have been to ?
my local theater company is currently working on a favorite of mine , the wizard of oz .
mine too ! do you like any video games ?
only the ones based on historical events haha . i am a huge history buff
haha . . . although soccer is also as good as theatre .
ahh i agree . some soccer players are amazing actors when it comes to conveying pain
i agree 100 .
maybe i will go to a game one day to study how they do it


i am male. my weakness are sweets. i am a jack of all , master of none. i am unsociable. i live to not disappoint my loved ones.

hi how are you doing
hey there ! i am a guy that is really into candy .
my kids love to eat candy
what kinds ? i love sour candy .
all sorts of gummy candies
awesome . i like to make candy too . i know how to do a lot .
wow that seems like it would be hard
yes it is . i am bad at it . i make candy because i like to be alone .
oh ok do you want to sell it
yes eventually . i want to make a successful business to make my family proud .
that is so great do you have kids
i have one daughter . how about you ?
i have 2 twin boys
that is so cute . tell me more about yourself .


i grew up on a farm in kansas. i have three daughters. my wife and i like to go scuba diving. i m a police officer in a suburb of detroit.

hey , i just got back from boating .
that is nice i like scuba diving
oh , i am sorry it took me so long to respond , i am an old man .
that is fine what do you do for living
i am retired and visit my grandkids . i have five .
wow i work as police officer where do you live
in a cabin , all by myself , hoping my grandkids will visit . any you ?
i live in detroit
oh , do they still make many cars in detroit ? i heard the self driving ones .
yes the companies are still here
is the fishing good in detroit ? great at my cabin lake .
no sure about fishing but i do scuba diving
so you get to swim with fish , how fun .
yes i go with my wife all the time
well maybe i can take you guys out on my boat when you come visit .
wow that is very nice of you


i like to surf every chance i get. i love the snow. my favorite actor is robert deniro. i work graveyard in a hotel.

i don t know why i m up so late i have to be up to fish soon !
i work night shift so i am used to it
sometimes i m up late with the crew on my fishing boat , the gnarly snail
nice name for a boat lol
lol named it after my wife . curious , what s your favorite fish ?
i like salmon and red snapper
tuna brings in most money for me , but i prefer eating rock fish
tuna is good too . i eat a lot of it
good for you too . i live on the cape hatteras what about you ?
i live in ft worth texas
was that flattened by the last hurricane ?
it was a disaster . we located to another city
sounds scary . my relatives are fleeing fires in northern california
i know that is so horrible . so many have perished already
i know . they actually found bodies near and in cars , trying to escape .
yeah the news is filled with the hurricanes and fires


i have two cats. i need extra iron in my diet. i m in love with adam levine. i love eating kale.

good afternoon , i am a swimmer who really enjoys spicy foods , how are you ?
i am good ! i do not play sports much , i like to stay home with my cats .
i do not have any siblings , how about you ?
i do not have any either . do you live with your family ?
i live with my spouse
i wish i had a partner too , but i love adam levine too much
did you grow up in the country or city ?
i have lived in many places , where do you live now ?
i live in the city now , same house that my mom was a housekeeper in .
that is interesting you ended up buying the house . do you have any pets ?
it was an inheritance . i do not have any pets .
i adopted two cats , they are adorable ! what do you do for a living ?
i am a credit specialist , good job for now .
sounds like it pays really well . i feel like i need to find a better job too
it takes some hunting to find a good job nowadays .
maybe i can work in a smoothie store , i can make smoothies with a lot of kale .


going to the beach is my favorite past time. my son is a football player. i am an american citizen. i love pizza.

hey there , i am trying to make new friends . i do not have many . . .
i do not like friends , i like myself
that sounds mean . i wish i could live in another world
i do not like this worl . i am aline
i like the fantasy world better than this one .
you and me both . i love the beach
i hate school , i draw dragons and doodle instead of note taking .
i am a dragon . a purple one
i keep my hair long for a boy
that sucks , live how you want . forget boys
no i mean i am a boy with long hair
oh ! sorry , i meant boys rock
that is okay with me
i love the beach and my sons football
i dislike the beach , too many people bully me there
that is not cool . stand up fpr yourself .


we have 4 children and 2 dogs. i enjoy ice cream. the kids will be my responsibility as my husband doesn t want them. my husband just decided to leave me. i am 50 years old.

hi , how are you today ?
i am doing pretty well . how are you ?
not too bad . wedding season is coming up , so i will be busy soon
i do not like weddings right now .
oh , why do you not like weddings ?
i am getting a divorce
that is a shame . i am very sorry about that .
it is okay . do not worry about me .
well what do you like to do in your free time ?
i like to go out for ice cream . i am about to go right now . bye !
why are you leaving now ?
i am feeling a bit hungry . are you okay ?
i am fine ! i was confused . do you like music ?
i did not mean to sound rude . i do like music . do you like ice cream ?
that is ok . what kind of music do you like ? and i do
i like a little bit of everything really . i like pop , country and latin music as well .


i don t have many friends. i wish i could live in a fantasy world. i like lizards. i draw during classes instead of taking notes.

i work in a hospital , where do you work ?
i am an art student . i like drawing best .
cool ! what do you like drawing ?
fantasy stuff , i could live in that world it is so much fun .
really ? do you like reading fantasy books as well ?
not so much , i draw in class instead of note taking .
haha . when i am bored i drink dr pepper to stay awake .
what books do you like ? i read a great book on lizards .
i do like fantasy books , like harry potter and the lord of the rings .
i like fantasy but it can limit your friendships . i also like dr . pepper !
why limit them ? because people are too judgemental ?
yes , most people like all reality tv and are into celebrities , etc .
maybe that is why i read so much , because i see too many people at work .
that is why i draw . my favorite fantasy character is to draw a lizard .
like a t rex , or more modern reptiles ?
a mythical lizard , purely fantasy .


i play basketball. i am an athlete. i get paid over 5 million a year to dribble a ball. i was drafted last years by the minnesota wolves. i went to the university of north carolina.

hi . how is your night ?
doing well . just got done with my workout shoot around .
i just finished my yoga class .
nice . never tried that . maybe i should to help relax
it def does . especially after my 9 to 5 job .
bummer . at least you are home each day . i travel constantly !
whats your fav place to travel ? this summer i vacationed in italy .
caribbean since i spend most of my year in minnesota
that is a nice place to escape the big city i live in .
it is . big cities are over rated . storms i just want to be out of the spotlight
yes , but they do have good italian food . my fav .
agreed ! sometimes a home cooked meal could not be beaten


i learned piano at age 6. i am a fan of system of a down. i am a vegan. i own 9 guitars.

hello , how are you today ?
i am good how are you ?
i am here , my allergies are horrid this morning .
i hate to hear that . allergies are the worst .
they truly are . that , and clutter and dust .
did you do anything interesting this weekend ?
i did not . my husband is in vegas playing in a softball tourney .
i did not attend , but there was a big music fest this weekend here .
i bet that place was crawling with a lot of germs .
it is worth the risk , i have been into music since i was a kid .
i do not like germs , even my cat .
i love cats and all animals , i do not even eat meat .
i do not either , meat is so dirty .
i just want to save the animals and play my guitars .
i want to find a cure for dust .
i bet that will help lots of people in the world .


and , i love psychoanalyzing my friends. i love rage metal music. i sell cosmetics in my spare time. i have two sons that i am raising by myself.

hey ! where are you from ?
i am from central arkansas . do you wanna buy any cosmetics ?
summer taught me i can sweat through anything no thanks
what kind of music do you listen to ?
world folk . i pick countries i want to go to and just chill
sounds a lot better than the rage metal my sons have me into
haha . yeah see this is why i am glad i am to young for kids
well they keep me up to date with music
i let the guys at the site do that for me over break
what do you do for work ?
full time student in dc but i work summers in contracting
i work part time as a psychiatrist
do you meet any cool people ?
some are cool and some are very mad
i can believe that . haha . i think some of the site boys need therapy too
they might could afford my services


my favorite color is blue. i love pizza. i was born 20 years ago. i live in the usa.

hello ! how are you today any plans ?
hey ! not really , i am craving some pizza !
that sounds yummy . i work as an accountant you ?
i am unemployed right now . maybe applying at a pizza joint !
lol that is all you need a job that you work as a pizza tester !
yes ! that would be perfect for me ! what is your favorite color ?
blue , do you like running ?
i like blue too ! i do , it is good to stay in shape .
yes it is , i listen to bruno mars on my runs keeps me moving .
he is a good singer . he is very popular here in the usa .
yeah , i can not get enough of him . what do you drive ?
an old beat up truck . you ?
brand new red dodge here . love that truck !
awesome ! i wish i could get a new one


magic mike is my favorite movie. i enjoy singing. i enjoy video games. i live in a big city.

hey you . what is going on ?
i love magic mike because i love singing and playing video games .
oh that is a good movie ! but only because the guys are hot
i stay in a big city how about you ?
no place exciting but i would love to go to rome one day
why do you want to go there ?
it is beautiful . but i am scared to go alone
you should go alone its cheaper
i get worried because i am a girl and it is dangerous
you can protect yourself first
very true . i would like to go with my parents but my dad is awful
why did he do something to you ?
he just did not even try . he is such a deadbeat
lol that is was so funny haha
it is actually really sad that and kurt cobain dying ruined my life
why do you love him that much ?


my house is located in the countryside. i love all sorts of fresh vegetables. i love to keep a small garden outside of my house. i am seventy one years old.

good morning . thought i would take a break at the library to chat .
that is cool , are you a librarian ?
i work at the childrens library , working with kids .
nice , do you enjoy working with children ?
yes , they make me feel very happy . i need it since my divorce .
that is good they make you happy . i enjoy gardening .
gardening is very relaxing . my mom used to have a garden .
how old is your mother ? i am a septuagenarian .
she just turned sixty five . but you would not know it by how much she power walks .
that is fantastic . do you live in a city ?
i live in chicago with my dog .
i live in the country . big cities are not for me ! are you a dog lover ?
yes , my dog has been a great comfort .
that is nice . i do not have any pets . just my vegetable garden !
pets are nice when you are as introverted as i am .
i am sure they are . do you find being introverted is a problem with your job ?


i am in my second year of medical school. i am a hindu living in louisiana. my mom is the best baker in my family. my favorite thing to do is watch old movies. i have two children but i am divorced.

hey ! whats up how are you ?
hello , i just got home from med school . i am well , how are you ?
ah cool i am just about done with school myself but i am trying to become a teacher
its good to be a teacher and guide children on their life paths . i have 2 children .
for sure , influencing lives and following your passion is important i think . . .
yes it that that is why i came from india here to louisiana to study medicine .
gotcha do you like to travel or have you stayed in the states since you moved ?
i stay in the states for now , school keeps me very busy .
my brother is a musician and travels a lot but i stay here for the same reason
maybe one day you can teach and i can help save lives around the world .
that is the goal ! i am hoping to get a job teaching actually asap
i wish you the best in achieving that goal !
thanks i wish you the same with your studies !
i appreciate that . what do you enjoy doing in your spare time ?
hmm i actually do not do much because college takes up a lot of my time you ?
i enjoy watching old movies . well , it was nice chatting with you .


i take vitamin c when i have a cold. i am disabled and cannot walk. my favorite season is winter. i do not eat bread.

hi , how are you doing ?
miserable , i am on disability .
i am sorry about that . . . any hobbies ?
i cannot walk due to amputations . . . no hobbies for me .
do you get visitors ? my neighbor comes over sometimes to watch sports
i hate people , might get me sick then i would have to take vitamin c !
yeah , people can be annoying sometimes
that is why winter is my favorite season , not too many visitors !
that is true . i do like warm weather too though since that is rugby season
you are lucky you can walk and run . must have a healthy diet .
kind of . do you like to eat healthy ?
i do not eat bread . the carbs go straight to my hips .


my favorite thing to do is float the river. my favorite activity is fishing. i once ran the mile in under 4 minutes. i cannot go a single day without eating ice cream.

hi ! i am jovanni . whats up ? tell me about yourself .
i wo not be doing any floating in the river this weekend . darn irma .
you live in florida ?
i am trying to build my speed back up i ran a mile in less then 4 mins
good for you , but do not try to outrun the hurricane . i jog hey miley cyrus is my neighbor !
i cannot leave ice cream alone not for 1 day . hey i love it
what s your fav flavor ? i binge on bbq ham sandwiches and chips and pizza puffs
i would fish but right now the fish will just be on the land soon !
so you do live in florida ?
i like any kind but i love butter pecan .
butter pecan , chocolate marshmallow . i do munch when i watch tv
i did , i left ! i was terrified


i post a lot about the food i eat on social media. i like every post i see on social media. when people do not like my social media posts , it upsets me. i am from austin , texas.

what are you doing up so late ?
i cant sleep because i am scared
what are you scared of ? my sister is writes horror stories .
i just watched the conjuring
i say think about karaoke . i sing it on thursdays . it cheers me right up .
have you seen taht movie ?
no i have not . i do not like scary movies .
i wish i dint see it lol
what else do you for fun ?
i am on social media alot
you may have seen stories about me too . i was a champion skier .
oh really , whats your name ?


i have never been to the west coast of the united states. i was once on the local news , and not for anything illegal. my uncle use to work on fish boats in florida. my father use to drive a taxi cab in the 1970s.

hello , i have a cat name leroy jenkins . do you have a cat ?
hi no i do not have any pets .
i wish that i had a real dragon that i could train .
dragons are cool they get huge tho . i wish i could visit california .
california would be nice . i have not been there .
i have not either i have only been places on the east coast and texas
the east coast would be nice . i like to play videogames , do you ?
sometimes , what kind of games do you play ?
i play retro videogames on my 386 . you ?
i play rpgs on my xbox . have you ever done anything out of the rare ?
i am not familiar with the rare . have you ?
i meant anything rare , yeah i was on the news for catching the biggest fish in florida


i am a graphic designer. drawing in traditional style is my pasion. someday i with to become a famous animator and work for a big company like dreamworks. my inspiration is classical music. i have recently started working as a freelance designer.

hey there , how are you ?
i am great , how are you ?
cannot complain . i just finished surfing .
wow , is that something you really like to do ?
i live close to the ocean so it is easy access and fun .
fun ! what do you do for work ? do you get lots of surf time ?
i work with computers as a programmer and get to do it from home .
nice . i work as a freelance graphic designer so i do as well .
that sounds fun . living near the water is great . i do not eat red meat . you ?
i would really like to get into animation and work for a movie company , maybe dreamworks .
that would be awesome . what do you do to relax ?
i listen to classical music , and practice traditional drawing .
way cool . i walk on the beach and watch the sunset every night .
that would be beautiful to see .


i love eating shrimp , and i like to dip them into barbecue sauce. i enjoy eating pumpkins. i use third party programs to read portable documents instead of adobe. i enjoy watching videos on youtube. i have a small beagle dog who i call droopy.

what is up brah ? where the party at ? ? ?
i am not sure . when you find out let me know . how are you ?
22 . man i am just getting started tonight . college ! ! ! !
i remember those days . do you have pets ?
got a giant snake and some hamsters . it is a zoo in my frat house man . you ?
i have a lazy dog named droopy hence the name . what are you hobbies ?
drinking , girls and the beach . all i need in life is that and some pizza
i am shrimp and pumpkins lover here and watching videos .
shrimp and pumpkins ? i ate those together on a bet ! !
are you serious . how did that got for ya lol ?
won myself a beer ! ! ! i am a champ ! ! ! !
and i bet you wear that badge with honor .
totally ! what are you doing ? ? ? ?
just trying to wind down from the day . been a long one .
keep at it . stay positive . god bless your soul and rest up
i will do my best for sure . do not party too hard ya hear .


i am an avid fan of the boston celtics. i love chocolate. i work for a small , family owned restaurant. i have six older sisters. i love walking in the park.

hello ! would you like some cupcakes ?
yes , please . if they are chocolate .
oh unfortunately they are pumpkin . i just baked them .
that sounds interesting , you should bring them by my dads restaurant to try .
i wonder how close that is to the grocery store i work at .
i think it is straight through the park .
cool . i can come over after work on monday .
you can , i will be there , along with my sisters .
how many of you in total ?
my parents had seven girls , could you imagine dealing with all of that drama ?
wow ! that is impressive . i will bring two dozens of cupcakes then .
that would be wonderful , we are looking for a baker .
so this is like a test . i will bring some chocolate cupcakes .
it could be . do you mind
not at all . i will put them in a blue basket . i like blue .
our restaurant is done in blue and white .


i am an orphan who was in the foster care system. i went to a community college and got a degree in communication. i listen to folk music. i am in the navy. whittling is my favorite hobby.

hi there . i am a music teacher . what do you do ?
hi there , i am in the navy , i have a degree in communications
that is awesome . my grandmother was in the navy . she raised me .
unfortunately , i never met my parents , i grew up in the foster care system .
my mothers favorite color was red orange .
that is interesting . do you like folk music ? it is my favorite !
i teach it in my class . do you enjoy horror movies ? i do .
not really . do you teach in a community college ?
i do ! it a great music genre .
folk music is great to whittle too as well !
yes it is . whistling reminds me of the walking dead tv show .
a very scary show ! it needs folk music !


the death of kurt cobain marred my middle school years. i want to visit rome , but i cannot make myself go alone. i do not have a relationship with my deadbeat dad. i flirted with the dmv officer in order to pass my driving exam. i still like combat boots with babydoll dresses.

happy day ! how is it going
its great ! watching football , listening to some music .
nice . i want to go swimming today .
too cold to swim here ! i want to visit rome but i cannot go alone .
why not i do not work , so i would like to travel .
i cannot travel . i fired with a dmv officer to pass my exam . busted .
oops . is that against the law ?
apparently so ! i have been a rebel all my life .
i have just been a bald dude who hates tacos .
haha . i love tacos . and combat boots w dresses .
i like combat boots with dresses too .
i also loved kurt cobain . life ended in middle school for me when he died .


my favorite activity is fishing. i once ran the mile in under 4 minutes. my dad was a cop until he was killed. my favorite thing to do is float the river. i can t go a single day without eating ice cream.

hi there how are you today ?
good morning kinda sad
do you play any sports ?
my dad got killed he was a cop
i am sad to hear that , i am a basketball player
i love ice cream i cant go a day without it
same here , i should not though as i am an athlete
i love to float the river
i attended north carolina university , did you ?
nope i love to go fishing though
cool , dribbling a ball pays me a lot of money
i ran the mile under 4 minutes once it was awesome
sweet i got drafted by the wolves last year
its a great day out today
it is here too , lovely weather
its kinda windy though but nice


my favorite class is painting. i am in art school. i like to work with acrylics. i aspire to paint murals. i have blonde hair.

hi there , how are you today ?
pretty good , here painting , you ?
i need to paint , but being a full time working mom college student is time consuming
cool , i am in school of art , what are you studying
studying to become a doctor . cannot wait for a new life making more than 215 an hour
wow nice , you make 2 . 15 or 215 hour ?
i will be making 215 one day yeah . sick of waiting tables right now
oh okay , yes you will get there
home so , how about you ?
i am home in studio painting
i meant to say hope , but i wish i was home haha
ahh okay , haha , where are you ?
i am on my break at work . should be studying
oh i see , my overall goal is to paint murals


i love to travel. i grew up by the ocean. i like to eat pizza. dogs are my favorite animal.

hi how are you tonight ?
i am doing great i have got pizza and a movie . best friday . how are you
i am good . that pizzas making me hungry suddenly however .
my apologies lol . how is the weather where you are ? staying dry i hope
yes , i am good . but friends in fl are going to have a hard time .
i grew up on the west coast right near the ocean . i cannot imagine a hurricane
spent 20 years in n . cal . 5 years in fl and now in nyc area
nice we travel a lot . staying in texas for a while now i think
what part of tx ? not houston .
much farther north . there is entirely too much texas but do not tell anyone i said that
right . i agree , but like austin
austin is the portland of now . i love it .
its been some time since i have been there , but grat music scene
its also a very dog friendly city , weirdly enough . dogs are my favorite .


i like to race go carts. i know how to play the guitar. i have a george foreman grill at home. i hate fast food.

hello how are you doing ?
great , playing a bit of guitar ! you ?
i love watching all the football games at alabama
do you ever grill out for them ?
no i have been diagnosed with social anxiety so i stay alone alot
that is rough ! i would cook you some on my george foreman grill
ha sounds great ! my girlfriend cooks for me sometime we have been together 7 years
that is cute ! i enjoy go cart racing with my partner , or anyone
fun ! you know i have never drank any alcohol ever
that is good , its bad for you , probably as bad as fast food
that is true . i do like fast food sometimes
i hate it ! i do enjoy grilling though
grilling is so tasty ! i majored in geology at alabama univ
that rocks almost as much as me on my guitar
i bet ! love good guitar music
yeah , i think most people do


i have high speed internet. i simply walk around when i have nothing to do. i got hired as a security guard. i can beat anyone in chess.

hi how are you doing today
i am doing great ! i just got a job as a security guard !
i am still looking for a job .
using high speed internet for job hunting is convenient these days
yeah that is very true . super easy .
one of the reason i got high speed internet is to play chess
that is very interesting . are you good at it ?
yes , i would consider myself an expert . it is difficult for someone to beat me in chess
i do not like chess much .
when i am not busy working , i like to walk around my city and enjoy nature
you must be a blast at parties .
i do not like going to parties . do you ?
absolutely , it is very fun to be with friends
sometimes . perhaps i should be more social
do whatever you like , man .
what is your favorite thing to do in your spare time


i am twenty six years old this may. my mother was a famous ballet dancer in london. i work at a gas station as a cashier. i will be moving to san diego in two months. my favorite band is the punk band rancid.

hello , how are you this evening ?
great ! i am good . how are you ?
my head kinda works , but watching some cartoons like flintstones helps .
nice i do not enjoy a lot of tv , but i love dancing
do you dance with a group or show company ?
during my spare time . my mom really liked dancing
that is nice , a family sort of thing . what kind of jokes so you like ?
not really into jokes . i think i out grew jokes . what do you like to do ?
simple ones are okay , but i think some go too far in adult conversations .
i agree . i feel like i have a young lifestyle but mature mind
same , i like simpler times before this modern stuff .
agreed . old school music is the best .
my favorite is classical , how about you ?
nice , i love punk ! music is life


i sleep on a single bed. i prefer winter. my favorite food is pizza. i drive a van.

hello how are you doing on this wonderful day
doing very well . you ? good to be alive .
doing great i am just killing time on my apple phone
good to find time . nice to have computers in our pockets now .
its great especially when you travel as much as i do
i travel loads too across the country in my van .
so you like to drive a lot . i travel mostly on trains and airplanes
what do you do for a living ?
i worked in the information technology field
painter here . just travel and paint see the world . retired ?
sounds great . do what you love
i love life and people and art . and you ?
i to travel and meet new people
where have you traveled to ?
i have traveled to canada , paris , london and several us states
which is your favorite place ?


i like cosplay. i love watching tv and movies. i work from home. i have been to a few renaissance fairs. my favorite show ever is game of thrones.

hi ! i have two kids , both girls . you have children ?
i have no kids but i am heading to a convention and i cosplay
they both love to draw manga characters but i would rather hike than go to cosplay .
haha sounds fun , i am a huge tv and movie buff . mostly anime
well , my husband got free tickets to the convention but refuses to drive all the way there .
ooohhh nice ! ! wanna add me to it . lol .
i do not think telecom would allow that . his job is very strict about that policy . sorry !
ahh ok . i have been to the renaissance fair after watching game of thrones
cool ! i would probably enjoy that , as long as its close and i do not have to drive far .
lol right ! ! save gas . thank god for jobs at home . saves time and gas .
ca not stand slow drivers so i usually end up hiking close to home with my girls .
i am a insurance sales agent
do you consider mountain climbing to risky to insure ? ?
sure due in the policy depending on the plan you get you can coverage
i am too adventurous i guess . i cannot find a life insurance policy !
maybe get what i have and the agents can help you


i have two children. one child has autism. i work as a teacher and love my job. i have two dogs who are like my babies.

i work for dennys . where do you work ?
hey there how are you today ?
feeling great and you ? i seem to always be late for work .
oh no that is not okay
well my philosophy is better late than never even in college .
you can miss an opportunity of a lifetime that way also
i do not believe i ever have . never late to interviews .
i get it lol you are funny
i was an hour late one time on a date and she almost left .
lol what i bet so
i see your point as well . luckily she was still there .
who is she ? i have dogs i love
she was the one who did not get away . i have three dogs .
who is ? an i have an autistic child
i am baking magic cupcakes for a huge order .
what is magic cupcakes ?


i live in a house in the country. my father is a preacher. i have a horse named beauty. i am pregnant with my first child. my husband is a soldier in the us army.

what are some of your hobbies ?
i enjoy taking care of my horse . her name is beauty
is beauty afraid of dogs ? i have three of them .
no she is used to them . we are living in a house in the country
ponds for fishing nearby ? i love to take my three dogs fishing with me .
yes my husband fished there before becoming a us army soldier
one of my hobbies is cooking , do you also like cooking ? have any good recipes ?
yes i make good cookies . i will make some one day for my child after she is born
yum ! ! i love making cookies for dogs to eat !
nice ! she is my first child actually
hopefully your husband will be there for the birth .
hopefully but at least my father will be there . he is a preacher too
family is important to have around .
i agree ! sharing fishing and cooking with them would be nice too


i am a business man. i have 3 children. my wife has terminal cancer. i love to sing.

hello , good morning . how is your day going
its good . although my wife is down with cancer
oh dear , that sure is unfortunate .
yes . furthermore i have many children
? you help i can boasttoo not
that was an incredible sentence
sorry my keyboard has malfunctioned
that is alright . i could understand
can i help you out ?
not really . just gotta keep going
i would like to donate money for your childrens tuitions
thanks mate . venom ? i am in the singing business
really ? i do advertising i could help your career
wow . that is nice . do you like food ?


i walk three miles home every night. my favorite mortal kombat character is mileena. i always wear something purple. i m looking for krav maga classes near my home.

do you like ufc ? i love ufc .
i am ! cerrone vs till play on the 21st !
that is awesome . who is your favorite current fighter ?
probably gastelum . . . but no real favorite . . . i just love the experience .
i agree . do you like professional wrestling too ?
i like wwe and mma . that count ?
yes it does . i have been a really big fan of the miz lately .
woot woot ! he puts on quite the show . i started training in krav maga .
my college offers classes in that . i would not know what to expect .
have you considered checking it out ? it rocks .
i am not sure when i could fit it in . but i will think about it .
sweet . have you ever played mortal kombat ?
yes i have but it have been a while . i was never good those games .
they are part of what inspired me to learn more . . . mileena was my favorite .
i forget who that was . i think she wore a purple dress . i liked sonya .
she did ! you are right ! sonya was bada too .
oh , and johnny cage . he was the man .
good times with good characters .


i love to tell jokes. i hope to change the world. i m always early to everything. i work in a factory.

i m eating my second scoop of mint chocolate chip ice cream of the day !
i get up early everyday and eat ice cream
is it your favorite food in the world as well ? ?
yes and i work in a ice cream factory
no way ? i work summers doing construction but rather have your job !
yes , i hope my job allows me to change the world someday
i m going to school and not sure what i want to do when i graduate
oh , that is hard . when i was in school i was the class clown
i m having to pay for my own education , so cant afford clowning around
that makes sense . i still like to tell jokes
well that hopefully makes people around you feel better
yes everyone is always laughing
going to visit my dad in london . hope my seatmate is funny
i am sure they will be . that is a long trip
i live in ca . mom is in tx , dad in uk . good thing i love traveling !
yes traveling is very exciting


i am 7 foot tall. i just graduated college. i am hoping to play. i am hoping to play basketball overseas. i recently had knee surgery.

hey there .
hi there ! tell me about yourself
i am a high school junior and i play football and baseball .
nice ! i am hoping to play basketball in europe next year
my father is really strict which makes me wish i could move out . europe , nice .
yeah , i just had knee surgery though so hopefully i get back to 100 .
you will , i would love to play college football but not happy with school .
i just got out of college being 7 foot tall helps with basketball prospects
wow you are nearly a foot taller then me . my close friend is 6 6 .
crazy ! yeah , its kinda cool being this tall but everyone looks at you in public lol
they wonder if you play in the nba .
probably maybe one day ! i can hope , anyway . why are you not happy with school ?


i teach middle school art. i am excellent at playing pool. i want to write a book before i die. i would love to visit the pyramids. i still like unicorns even though i m an adult.

hi . let us get to know one another . i like volleyball .
do you play it or just watch it ? me , i play pool .
i play volleyball , swim in a pool but never played pool .
i do not play that often as i am too busy teaching middle school .
i teach high school and in my spare time i pickle eggs .
oh , pickled eggs , interesting . i just daydream about visiting the pyramids .
that is interesting . i also like to take long hikes .
oh , i bet hiking is fun . how long do you hike for ?
anywhere from about three to four hours .
wow ! i think tomorrow i am going to make all my students draw unicorns .
what standard does that cover ?
i am an art teacher , so different types of lines and curves . details .
i bet they will enjoy that . i like to surprise my students with new weirdo hairdos .
i bet they love that . do you wear your hair normal on crazy hair day ?


i have two kids. i love robotics. i live in a rural community. i work at amazon.

hi how are you today ?
i am doing well , how are you ?
doing well , trying to find exciting things to do .
i see , there is not much exciting things to do where i live , very country lol
yeah , regular life is disappointing . do you have family ?
i have two girls . do you have a family ?
i do but we do not get along . all alone like living in space .
i am sorry . i get my peace at work in an amazon warehouse running the machines
well that is interesting . i just wish i was free like an animal . no rules .
even animals have rules i would say , governed by laws . much like a program given a robot
i have never thought of it like that but i guess youre right
what do you do for work ? does it give you that freedom ?
i am a photographer so yes . kind of follow my own rules .
very fitting profession ! do you do family photos ?
i do , i like to take more of animals and nature though .
i love nature and being i am surrounded by it keeps me balanced


i am a personal chef. i love creating new recipes. in my free time , i watch movies and sleep. i would like to open a restaurant someday.

how are you doing today
so far so good , you ?
i am great . i am dancing .
while at your keyboard ? lol sounds fun
and playing with my barbies .
neat i guess . i am a chef to this rich guy . . . what do you do ?
go to school and play a lot
bars or in an athletic capacity ?
i am not old enough for bars
ah got ya . . . what movies you into ?
i like disney and cinderella and oh a crayon
lol is it a green one
no it is a blue one
blue is never the best option
do you like the color yellow
yes , but depends on what it is on


i went to miami university. i am a baseball player. i m married and have three kids. i make a million dollars a year.

it is almost friday . i hope you are as happy as i am about that .
i am looking forward to being with my three kids . how about you ?
basketball and football games are in the weekend plans .
i enjoy sports too . i play baseball
do you play for a college ?
i used too . do you play sports ?
no . i am clumsy . i have athletic children .
do you have an interesting hobby or past time ?
i love to work in my yard . how about you ?
i like to garden and love the outdoors . do you garden ?
no but did grown some loofah this year .
that is interesting loofah is a squash is not it ?
i know it is in the gourd family .
you are correct i was mistaken . do you use them in the shower ?
yes , i love them . the really help exfoliate your skin .
yes i have tried them before . now you have a good supply of them


i live with my paps and grandma. paps likes to go mushroom hunting. i have a brown belt in karate. grandma makes jewelry.

good evening ! how are you tonight ?
hi how are you today
i am doing just great ! i have an exam tomorrow , eek !
did you do well on it
it is tomorrow , so i am studying now .
on what subject is it
the recycling practices of californian residents .
that is definitely something then
yeah ! what do you enjoy doing ?
i love to go mushroom hunting
really ? like in a forest ?
yeah we hunt for them
i like to hunt for bargains in goodwill shops !
do you do it often


my favorite color is purple. i love ballet. i like video games. my favorite food is macaroni and cheese. i have blonde hair.

hello how are you today ?
i am doing good . just sat here enjoying some mac and cheese . its my favorite .
sounds good . what do you do for a living ?
i am a ballerina and i love it , how about you ?
i work from home as a editor .
so you spend a lot of time on computers ? you like playing video games ?
yes i stay at home most of the time . it is my get away .
video games are my getaway too . odd for someone who loves ballet .
i would say so . lol ! i play games with my brother . i still live at home .
do you have a favorite color ?
yes black . how about you ?
purple . black and purple go together well .
i guess so . that is a fitting color for a ballet dancer .
yep , unlike the video games . haha


i am an excellent baker. i went to law school. everyone says my pecan pie is the best they have ever had. my landlord is raising my rent. i was born on christmas day.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am doing great , how about you ?
have a headache , but doing fine .
had you been close i could have baked you some cookies to make you better
that sounds amazing , but i have my ten cats to keep me company
pets are not allowed where i live , unfortunately .
weird question , what color hair do you have ? mine is red and long
black hair ! fun fact about me , i was born on christmas day
that is crazy , double the presents !
yes . and i always bake a pecan pie , which everyone loves !
i prefer blue jello as dessert for the holidays
great choice . what do you do for a living ?
i use my computer to work from home
i am a lawyer . sometimes i work from home too .
what is your favorite food ?
i love fried chicken ! how about you ?


my mother was a piano teacher. i grew up in the deep south. my favorite color is blue. i hate seafood but love mexican food. i love to hunt.

hi i like to make breakfast for my family every sunday
yeah , what is your favorite to make ?
i like to make pancakes and waffles !
yum . i really love tacos , but do not put any fish in them , yuck . ll
sometimes , i make breakfast burritos .
mmmm . sounds good . so were you from ?
i am from texas , and here we love tacos as well . ll !
wow , i grew up in georgia , but am a recent transplant to tx .
love having breakfast on a sunday morning !
ever been hunting ? its one of my favorite ways to relax .
yes , when i go hunting , i also make breakfast early while hunting .
i should hunt with you . ll . do you play any instruments ?
no i am not good with instruments !
me neither . my mom taught piano , but i never could get it .


i want to be a vegetarian. i like meat too much. i do the shopping in my house. its good to eat a lot of veggies. i am lazy and pork tastes good.

hi . how are you doing ?
i am good . just got back from the store . you ?
good . i just ordered some pizza . its my favorite .
i love pork on my pizza . and its easier than cooking .
exactly . i am like being alone , but this is kinda nice .
me too . i am cooking dinner . trying to eat more veggies .
i stay healthy by walking at night when its dark .
that is a good idea . i am trying to become a vegetarian .
nice . so do you like music ?
yes . i like listening . too lazy to play . you ?
yeah . the dream theater is my favorite .
i have never heard of them . i will have to buy a cd next time i shop .


i worked as a nurse for many years. my husband was a salesman. i have lived in several different states. i have a cat named kj. i like to cook.

hi there ! tell me about yourself
hello . i worked as a nurse for a long time .
very respectful job ! i scrub my body the way you scrub your hands when i shower lol
cool ! do you have pets ?
yeah ! i have an adorable tabby but i am so allergic
i have lived in many states . how about you ?
no , my ocd would not let me . i cannot stand clutter dust
i hear you . what is your favorite hobby ?
sadly . . . cleaning . i spend an hour getting myself ready every morning
that is alright . it will get better . well me and my cat kj gotta get going now .
haha okay good talking to you
hope all goes well in the future .
same to you !
my husband just retired from being a salesman , so we have time together now .


the appalachian trail is my favorite. i like folk music. my hiking boots are pink. i love to hike. i work in marketing.

hello , how are you today ?
doing great , how are you ?
i am thinking of my plan to take over the world
nice ! ! ! how would you do that ? ?
it is top secret information . . but i found a cure to common colds
would love that secret ! ! colds and flu suck !
yeah they suck . do you have any nick names ?
no , do you ? where do you live ?
i get called bubblegum . i live in ny . you ?
i live in ma , why do they call you that ? do you like gum ?
yes i love it as much as i love me and my brothers bright red hair
i like red hair , when they age , it get a red and blonde .
i can not wait to see how mine turns out
bet it i will be great ! gets light and blonde and hides gray .


i tend to argue with myself more than i argue with myself. i am lusting after the neighbour pool boy. i enjoy mystery flavour cake. i collect toys wearing little rain coats. i believe i hear voices.

hi how are you today
i am doing ok , i am still hearing voices
that is to bad what kind of voices ?
i argue with myself over how hot the pool boy is
oh wow i just got done with high school and on my way to california for college
that is great ! i collect toys that wear raincoats
that is a different thing to collect .
i know , i like different . that is why i like mystery flavored cake
its good to be different its what keeps things interesting .
yes , i get bored easily . that is why i am always trying new things
that is always fun i play video games to keep my life interesting
i like board games . video games are confusing to me
board games can be fun at times . i like massive online games
massive sounds intense . what is it like ?
its just a lot of people playing the same role playing game at once its great
playing someone else seems fun , a nice escape
yeah it is keeps me sane well i have to go nice talking to you
you too , have a great night !


i make ask a year. i am married with one child. i own my company. i pay my employees minimum wage.

hello , how are you ? i am anxiously preparing for my wedding .
i am good ! i own my own company , so i am super busy !
i definitely understand busy right now ! wedding plans , honey moon plans .
yes ! and i have a kid and a husband , so its very busy !
my only kid is my dog , he will be our ring bearer ! if he cooperates .
well that is adorable ! we have a yorkie terrier mix !
that is great ! i love all pups . we have a pug
i have been wanting one forever , but life .
yes , life gets crazy . i have to go work on wedding plans . nice chatting .
definitely ! it was nice chatting with you too !
hope you have a great day !
you too ! its hot today !
we are expecting a hurrican to hit very soon ! !
oh no ! irma ! i am in texas , so i get it ! go away irma ! ! !


i am twenty two years old. i just graduated college with my bachelor s degree in education. i love children. i just moved into an apartment within the vicinity of my new job. i just accepted a job at the elementary school in my hometown.

hey , will you do me a big favor ?
i have had a good week so sure .
bring me a book down to the zoo .
what kind of book do you need ?
crime novels . i want to read to the pandas .
just have kids books . how about everybody poops ?
i guess that would be fine . pandas poop .
they do . including the kids i will be teaching next week . . .
the pandas used to be afraid of me , because of my 3 toes .
i learned all about strange medical stuff for my teaching degree
did you learn about people with 3 toes ?
no . are you a sloth ?
no . i am a person . do not be rude . i will feed you to the lions .
i do not want that . would lose the security deposit i just had to pay .
can i move in with you ?
i need a quite place after working with kids . . . so no .


my favorite band is one direction. my name is mary and i m from colorado. i love to ski in the winter. i love to hike in the summer. the weather here is very cold , but so beautiful in the spring.

hi there , how are you ?
i am good hope you are doing well
i am doing alright . . i wish i was less chubby though
i started losing weight when i moved to colorado .
how did you do it ? being tall and blonde i would love to be more athletic
it is very cold here . i go ski sometimes .
sounds fun ! you like music ? i love insane clown posse . you heard of them ?
yeah i will listen to just about anything . i love music
me too ! hey , do you like to larp too ?
yeah sometimes but i hike mostly
we sound alike . i do interior design for a living , how about you ?
i work for the government . do you like to go to the beach ?
i love the beach , but wish i felt less self conscious
everyone is going to look different one day looks fade
i hope so . what do you look like ?
i am tall blonde and chubby lol


i am an actor. i have been acting since i was ten years old. i starred in television commercials when i was young. i made my first movie when i was 18. now i am a fixture on a weekly telenovela.

hey how are you doing today ?
great ! have you seen any of my movies or tv shows ?
i actually shoot photography for tv shows .
maybe you work on one of my shows . i have been acting since i was 10 .
that is great , what shows have you acted in ?
i started in commercials . my first movie was at age 18 .
i am proud of you , my youngest brother acts as well , i have two .
is he a regular on any tv shows ? i am in a weekly telenovela .
he is not , just trying out now . i just go to university at nyu .
what are you majoring in ?
science currently , what are you up to ?
i am just doing a lot of acting . it is my career .
i respect it , i hope to continue photographing for my career . it is tough being young .
just how young are you ?
i am turning 18 in may , hoping to save up for a new camera .
you can do it . keep working hard .


i like rock music. i like basketball. my favorite color is green. i work at mcdonald.

hey how are you today ?
i am good how are you
i am good just making my favorite , burgers , for lunch .
that is funny i work at a burger spot so i do not eat them at home
i do not blame you . i am a accountant so no dealing with food there . ll
haha what kind of music do you like
i do not listen much , i would rather play tennis . whats your favorite color ?
i like green what about you
i love red ! what do you do for fun ?
i play basketball on the weekends
that sounds fun . i like sports .
sports are great what else do you like


i have never broken a bone. i love cats. i am a freshman in college. i am athletic. my favorite food is pizza.

hello , how are you doing today ?
i am good especially because my cat is cuddling with me ! you ?
i wish i had a cat . i only have children haha .
cool , its my first year in college and i am pretty athletic .
what kind of sports do you play ?
i swim , i am good at it because my bones have never broke !
i have never broken a bone either . ever thought about going to mars ?
yes , do you plan on going ?
i would love to go some day !
i love pizza , do you think there is any there ?
if americans are the first to colonize mars then yes there will be pizza .
i hope cats are there , they are my favorite .
what is your cats name ?
milky and stone , i have two . do you have a pet ?
no pets . do you know anything about karate ?
yes , i am a white belt . i received in this year at school .


nike cleats are my favorite. i joined a new team last month. i am a soccer player. i am a goalie.

hello , how are you today ?
pretty good and how about you ?
i am doing well . just smoking my pipe . what are you doing ?
practicing my sick soccer skills
nice , my husband plays soccer . he is my fifth .
fifth soccer player or husband ? p
husband ! i own a bar . what do you do ?
i play soccer just got a new club
is there a lot of money in soccer playing ?
oh yeah they give us the big bucks
nice . owning a bar is hard work , not a ton of money in it .
i bet , gotta give the beers


my parents recently moved to florida. my brother is currently couch surfing at my house. i breed maine coon cats and show them. i am going on a cruise next month. i love to cook.

hi how are you doing this morning
just now my mom and dad relocated to florida
its nice and beautiful there did yall get hit bad by the hurricane
my bro is at my house surfing on my couch , sick huh ?
yeah that is cool , do you live with your brother
kind of , i breed cats , main coon breed , then show them !
that is cool we have a pet cat
pet him or you ? next month i will be going on a cruise ship
its mine , my dads and brothers cat i live with them
cooking is what i love
i am not much of a cook are you in school
my mom and dad just moved to florida !


i started collaborating with some popular publishers. i have none to share my thoughts about the books i read. i started a small blog lately to post reviews. i ve found other pretty good blogs to share opinions with.

how are you this fine thursday ?
i am doing well just writing and talking many people . what about yourself
same thing . what do you do for a living ?
i am a writer . i write all day long . seen any good blogs ?
i mostly keep up with the business blogs myself , that is what i do for a living .
i like zero hedge that is a good economics blog . i have a few others i like .
nice ! i will check it out ! so what do you do for fun ?
i have a laser pointer and i like to torture my cats .
that is funny ! i am an amateur singer . are you married ?
no i am single but i am looking for someone . i guess . i fall into relationships .
well marriage is not all sunshine . my wife is sick , it is pretty bad ,
sorry to hear that . tell her i said get well soon
i will thank you ! any kids yet ?
no . not that i know of . you ?


i love my dog. i enjoy walking around the park. wedding cakes are my specialty. i go to the theater to watch plays. i like baking.

hi , do you play any sports ?
not really . i am a baker
oh running is my love and swimming
i like swimming . do you have any pets ?
i can swim very past i got trophies during my childhood
i was never in organized sports .
i don t have any pet though
i have a dog named sammy
i can sing too , oh great name
thanks , you do not want to hear me sing ii am the worst
i want to , it takes practice to
i am getting ready to take sammy for a walk
wow , that s a great exercise and
we walk every day around the park
where are the other parks you
i live in oregon , is there anything else you like to do ?


i deliver baked goods in the state where i live. my wife and two kids camp with me. my favorite hobby is playing recreational baseball. i spend my weekends camping. i am a truck driver.

hi , hope your day is better than my life .
yeah it probably is not though . i am just a truck driver . whats up ?
just thinking about my lame childhood .
do you want to tell about it ? i am a good listener .
just my dad left , and my step dad ignored me .
what about your mom , wheres she been ?
working as a house keeper never around .
i like to go camping on the weekends with my two kids and wife , wanna join ?
as long as you do not tell people my last name is not really italian .
sure , we can shoot some hoops , i will pretend to be the dad you never had .
how old are your kids ,
they are twins , 12 years old .
i am 16 does that matter ?
you will fit right in , son . meet us in the mountains this weekend
ok , thank you , talk to you then .
and bring as many friends as you like
ha , i do not really have friends , but i appreciate that you would allow that .
if we can get enough people we can have a full court basketball game
you are a good person . thanks for everything .
youre welcome , anytime little buddy


i teach elementary school children at a private school. i eat a strictly vegan diet. my friends tell me that i m a neurotic hypochondriac. ocd rules my life , and i have a hard time relinquishing control. i am a seventh day adventist.

hi how are you today
i am doing reasonably well . how about you ?
i am good do you have shoes
i do have shoes , but none of them are leather , because i am vegan .
i only have one pair of shoes
is there a reason you only have one pair of shoes ?
because my mom has five hundred
are you still in school ? i am a teacher of little kids .
i am not my job is to arrange her shoes
i am obsessive compulsive , so i spend too much time arranging things .
me too that is why i arrange her shoes
are you a hypochondriac and neurotic as well ? like me ?
no but i do not cook
does your mom do the cooking ?


i had two cats growing up. i like to donate time at the local animal shelter. i like to hunt. i have two children.

hello , how are you tonight on werewolf day ?
i am good . i am at home , you ?
i am in the cemetery in my back yard , hanging out with my four dogs .
do you have any kids ?
i do not , just my fur babies alexa , layla , naomi and bardot .
i had a couple of cats when i was growing up .
i am a dog person , we love convertibles .
i like dogs too . i volunteer at the animal shelter .
do you see ghosts at the shelter ?
i have never seen a ghost .
do you go to church ? i do not .
yes , i try to go most sundays .
i created my own religion , because i do not believe in any of the christian ones .
do you have any hobbies ?
i make jewelry and candles . what do you do ?
i enjoy hunting and fishing .


i like fruit. my favorite fruit is apple. i like to eat the skin of the apple. i like green apples.

hey there i love to work out my body is toned nice
hi that is great to hear . do you eat apples ?
my wife does when we take our sunday drives
apples are a great snack to have on the road
my son is awesome straight as
what a smart kid . must be those apples your wife eats
yes they are i enjoy video games do you ?
only if they involve fruit . like match the fruit , slice the fruit , i love fruit
i have a collection rather large of some .
maybe we could play sometime . i will bring the snacks of apples
gotcha i have all kinds for my son an wife .
what a nice family you seem to be
sure why not when i am not work the warehouse . ing in
got to pay for those apples so that your son can get strain as


i live down the street from miley cyrus and pnb rock. i love eating barbeque sandwiches and pizza puffs. my favorite show is tom and jerry. i enjoy hanging out with my imaginary friends as a hobby. my name is jovannie and i m 19.

hi how are you tonight
i am good what about you ?
i am good just glad too be off work
fun fact , miley cyrus is my neighbor .
wow i watch her on tv
and i love everything barbecue , specially pizza and you ?
i eat what is cheap because i do not make much
my favorite hobby is to talking to imaginary people , what about you ?
just watching tv lol your is better
that is what i tell them but they do not talk back .
that is good do they like macaroni
no only sandwiches like me , and we watch tom and jerry on tv .
do you make more than 30 k a year i do not
no , me neither , i work at mall .


before i die , i want to skydive. i am a famous video game character online. my dream is to move to the middle of the desert. i start an internship in engineering later this year.

how are you doing today
i am good thanks you and yourself ?
i am finally not so busy
i wish i could say the same .
why are you not busy
right now , busy being a famous video game character online .
what character are you being
a mushroom . later this year i have an internship in engineering .
what are you going to do with it
i have a dream to move to the middle of the desert and do nothing .
why would you want to do that
why not ? i would also like to skydive before i die as well .
that sounds a little scary
you gotta love life and be adventurous .


i like video games. i love ballet. i have blonde hair. my favorite color is purple. my favorite food is macaroni and cheese.

hello i do not eat meat do you ?
nope ! all i ever eat is macaroni and cheese .
wow no that is a new one !
yeah it makes my blonde hair look great .
laughing out loud ! i walk dogs for volunteer work .
oh some famous ballerinas have dogs , you should walk theirs !
what do you do in your free time ?
well i like to play video games .
nice , do you do any volunteer work ?
no , not really . but i do like the color purple . what is your favorite color ?
i like to petition for what believe in . no favorite color .
what have you petitioned for ?
animal rights . they really need help . that is why i am a vegan .
that is very noble i appreciate that .
if you are blond does that mean you are european ?
yes i am mostly irish


i talk very fast. i think the moon landing was faked. i can type 140 words per minute. i like the color red.

hi how are you today
at a nasa conference about moon landing . spoiler totally faked ! ! !
yeah i always tell my friends that too
i really cannot believe anyone falls for this hoax !
yeah i mean have they not seen the shining ?
yes ! ! i like you already ! i bet your fave color is red too
where do you work at
nasa . lol . i type reports for them , more than 140 wpm !
oh i thought you were just there for fun
sometimes it is fun . we are having a work conference today .
yeah tell them space is the place
you rock ! where do you work at ?
i make french fries help me
how do french fries help you !


i am from california. i like to shop at goodwill. i am a student. i like to be outdoors.

reading is fun aand fundamental
what do you do for a living ?
i am an short fat accountant . a stereotypical figure
what city are you from ?
new york city city of dreams
how long have you been there ?
born and raised . i may be short but i am ny tall
do you have any pets ?
no no cannot afford those . apt too small
how much do you pay a month ?
oh with all included about 5000
how big is it ? that is alot
that is aloof but it nothing in ny
how does anyone afford it ?


i work as a legal assistant in a law firm that basically only handles real estate work. i also enjoy reading novels by female authors and exploring new areas. i often spend my free time engaging in activism work with friends and family. i enjoy this type of activist work , as my job is not very personally fulfilling.

hi how are you doing ?
i am good . how are you doing ?
i am good thank for asking
what do you do for a living ? i am a legal assistant that handles real estate work .
i am a makeup guru on youtube
oh nice ! i am also an activist . my friends and family enjoy it to .
what city are you from ?
nyc right now . how about yourself ?
i am in cali . hav you ever been ?
no . hopefully soon i could visit .
do you have any hobbies ?
just my activist work and reading female authors . yourself ?
just makeup and my cat mostly
nice . so you love animals also ?


i work in a doctors office. i have a rose tattooed on my right ankle. i only wear silver jewelry. there are thorns tattooed on my toes. i am studying to be a dental hygienist but i hate seeing patients saliva.

hey whats going on ? how old are you ?
i am ok thanks and you ? i m 21 and at the doctors
not so good . i am still in high school . i wish i was an adult already .
i got a tattoo when i was still in high school
oh really ? i am just ready to move out ! my dad is so strict
that is not fun . i am studying to be a dental hug what do u want to do
i do not really know yet . i just hate school . i am already worrying about money
yes that is why i am training for this job but i really hate people spit
yea that is pretty nasty . thank you for chatting with me . i only have 1 true friend
who is ur only freind
his name is cody . i grew up with him
does he have any tatoos i have tatoos of thorns on my toes
no we are both young . we are still in high school
that is cool i got my first tat when i was a junior in high school


i spend my evening creating the perfect music playlist. i was once offered to play basketball professionally. i prefer the night instead of the day. i have woman calling me all the time. i love wearing name band clothing.

hi how are you doing
i am doing fine . i am getting my gym clothes ready for tomorrow .
i have to go to book club
i like books too . i have to put away all my new name brand clothes i bought .
i read a lot on my cell i do not know what to do without it
i use my ipod more than my cell . i love making music playlists .
that is cool i take pictures of my cat with mine
do you like basketball ? i almost got the chance to play with the lakers .
that is amazing i love it
my phone keeps ringing and interrupting our chat . i have women calling all the time .
that does not sound like a problem
i guess they know i am a night owl . i prefer the night to the day .
i am the same way that is why i am on here now
i am searching for music online to put on my playlist .
that sounds like fun what kind
i like a little of everything . this playlist is mostly rock music .


i m a pilot for southwest. my son was born completely blind. i have a twin sister named jessica. my favorite food is fried chicken.

hi how are you today ?
i a , find but sad for my blind son today
why are you sad for him ?
he was turned down for harvard but he did get accepted into yale
well good thing he can not see your sadness on your face
you are right i feel better now . how are you today ?
i am okay do you only have one kid ?
yes i named him after my twin sister jess , short for jessica
my name is steve , short for steve
nice to meet you you . what do you do ?
i draw a lot really
wow you are an artist . i fly planes for southwest
can i get a free ride then ?
yes you can just say you are a friend of mine and you are good to go
i appreciate that where are we headed ?
i go anywhere in the southwest usa


i am single. i enjoy reading. i work at a doctor s office. my favorite flower is a lily.

ok what is the story man ?
lol well i read , single and tired of working at a doctors office
i have a bf of many years so do not get any ideas .
o ok so what should i think then . whats your favorite flower ?
none . i am from london but now i am in the outback .
o ok what are you doing today
working from home with coffee you ?
i have to catch up as well on some work i did not finish in the office
yeah that is the way it is with neoliberalism
so what do you do on your spare time ?
i have none , only working
o well you should make time for your self to have fun
i lied actually . i paint sometimes .
o ok well that is something
yeah there are things to paint here in austria
whats your favorite thing to paint ?


i am a fisherman. my favorite is rock fish. i live in cape hatteras. i m going riding on my boat today.

i have three brothers and three sisters and it can be crazy at times
really ? i do not have any siblings . i am pretty solitary
i got adopted very young to this family . you are lucky
eh , quiet is how i like it . i am a fisherman so i am used to it .
your more relaxed . my future with them seems scary like a horror movie
its honestly very easy when you live on cape hatteras . maybe you should visit
our mom never goes anywhere . always home in middle of all the drama
poor woman . maybe you should take her to the sea soon . it might help .
i would love to go there , especially if you have a job for me
well , i am going out on the boat today to catch rock fish . you like fishing ?
her , me and all six sibling on a road trip . yeah that really is a horror movie
haha , well , maybe you can leave the siblings at home . you the oldest ?
fishing can be relaxing . eating them is good too
fish are delicious ! and people around these parts love them .


i play guitar in the local band. i live on a small farm in ohio. my name is omar. i am the youngest of three brothers.

hello nurse ! i like steak !
hello i am omar and live in ohio
my grandfather was from ohio , he served in ww2 .
awesome ! we have a small farm there . i have two older brothers
do you have any chickens ?
yes and plenty of eggs !
what do you call them ? can they swim ? i can not .
some of them have names no they do not swim
i love rock music , what do you listen to ?
funny you should ask i am a guitar player in a local band
do you drive ? i own a chevy
yes i have a ford f150 king ranch
trucks are the best right ?
yeah very cool i love trucks


i have six tattoos , all of cats. i am from baltimore md. i have a pencil thin mustache. i am a medical file clerk.

hi , how are you ? what kinds of things do you enjoy ?
i am great i love cats i have tattoos of them .
i love tham also , almost as much as i love justin bieber , lol
i do not care for him much , a few coworkers are in love with him at the office .
i understand . i am making some fried fish for dinner . do you cook ?
i do not cook much , i eat out . i love some fix and crab cakes
i do what i enjoy right now . i only have a few months to live
oh wow why is that ?
just sick i guess . have an appointment with doctor tomorrow . any kids ?
no kids as of yet .
me either . i love animals though . what things do you love to do ?
i live in md i go to to ravens gams
i like the ravens . fun . we should go to a game sometime .
great i think that would be cool .
are you married or do you date much ?
i am single no dating right now .


i cannot stand pizza. my girlfriend just broke up with me. i work at a school as an art teacher. i like to read.

hey , you like cake or dancing more ?
i think pizza is nasty my students love it lol
ahh , i have two dogs , one is socks and the other is pepperoni
i like dancing more , you ? i rather read
dancing might be my passion of passions . i am going to school for it
i am a art teacher at a school . my girl just left me too
you any good at math ? i hear you have to be for art ?
nice i like that also in art
cool beans , i just got this silver lexus . . screaming deal on it
nah , just drawing an things ,
i paid about 3 . 50 the dealer was almost pay me to take it away
really ? that is nice , i drive foreign also
what kind of vehicle do you drive ?
lol wow , where was this at


i am one of four children. i work some very odd jobs. i have never traveled out of the country. i was born under a blood moon. i enjoy going on hikes.

hello ! how are you doing ?
i am feeling a bit bored . nothing to do tonight .
do you have any plans for the week ?
my siblings and i are planning to do some odd jobs for the neighbors . you ?
i have to go to work .
where do you work ? is it an interesting job ?
at amazon , its fun . i like robotics .
me too . maybe its because my mother birthed me under a blood moon .
that is pretty cool . i have got 2 kids , but no stories like that .
its not fun . you cannot travel outside the country or you will turn into bacon .
huh , that is kind of weird .
why is it weird ? its happened to two of my cousins already
i have just never heard of that before .
very common where i am from . you should visit .
where are you from ? i live out in the country .
i am from a small village outside of denver .


i work in a factory. i hope to change the world. i volunteer in my spare time. i m always early to everything. i love to tell jokes.

hello , who do you lean on in hard times
i lean on all my fellow volunteers . do you volunteer ?
i do when am off duty and like it so much
we can change the world ! even my factory job can change things !
okay if you believe you achieve so go on
my motto early to rise , early to work , early to volunteer , early to bed .
okay i hope you catch all the worms
here is a joke for you knock knock
knock what and when or how ?
you really want to know i guess . . . bacon
yes am really eager to know
bacon a cake ! bacon it early , bacon it good .
that is sounding like a rhyme and i want another joke
i would love to tell you another joke . i have one . . .
okay go a head and tell me
what did the fisherman say to the card magician ?


i drive a prius. i was in the army. i have freckles all over my face. i work in construction.

hey ! jefferson here , i adore nickelback !
i listen to them in my prius
do you ever take your prius to the beach ?
i did when in the army
i could never join the army , i have no idea how to swim .
i am working with construction companies now
do you build libraries ? i just started as a librarian .
no not yet but we will i bet
that is good . as a catholic , i encourage you to help the community .
i could but being in the army helped enough
thank you for your service . did you enjoy it ?
not really it is nice to honor or country but yeah
i love our country . i would not want to live anywhere else .
i am the same way this is the best
yeah this is pretty great just like the lord .
i agree do you read the bible often


i hope to retire to florida. i played in a band for 17 years. i own my own music store. i am an animal rights activist. my mother and father are both in the church choir.

hi how are you doing tonight ?
i am good thanks for asking
what do you do for fun or for a hobby ?
i own my own business
that is nice , i have a really long commute
how long is your drive ?
its an hour , so i just think about what i want to paing when i get there
what do you mean pain ?
sorry , paint . i love to paint , i paint
what do you do for a living ?
my wife made me the best pasta tonight yum
do you listen to music ? i was in a band for almost 20 years


i love country. i enjoy reading. i m going back to school. i love animals. i m a vegan.

what is on tv right now ? i am watching the good doctor .
sounds like a good show . i do not watch much tv , i read
i just sit on the couch , watch tv , eat my mac cheese .
when i get back in school , i will watch some
i like crumbled bacon on my mac cheese .
yuck ! i do not eat any animal products .
when i am not watching tv i am working making cars .
that is a good career . i volunteer at the zoo .
that is good . i only make 30 thousand a year . i can only afford mac and cheese .
you should try only veggies and fruit .
i love me some meat .
that makes me feel nauseous
sit on the couch for a while . i like to do that .
i think i will just read a book
i have heard that books are good . i watch movies based on books .
books are good . they are relaxing like country music


i love the colors yellow and teal. i am a mortician. i collect stamps. my favorite movie is dirty harry. i want to learn how to fly an airplane.

hi there ! how are you today ?
a little depressed but its not unusual . how are you ?
i am a bit overwhelmed , i am studying for my masters in social sciences .
that also describes me most days too . why social sciences ?
i like to observe people and the way they interact with each other .
interesting . i kind of wish i was more outgoing .
you should try going to go eat my favorite food places , pizza joints and sushi bars !
i might ! i need to do something to brighten my gloomy days at work .
maybe buy a yellow flower , or even read a funny joke before work . that helps me !
yellows my favorite color . . . i will do that . is studying hard on you ?
yes very , since it is my masters its alot of writing . .
what other hobbies do you do to lighten your day ?
i like to ride my bike to clear my head , or even jog .
i want to clear my mind up there . . . in the air


i was a wild child in my younger years. my grand children mean the world to me. i like classical music. i am a pharmacist. i am an avid quilter.

do you drive to work ? i drive a classic car .
i work as a pharmacist . i drive a nice vehicle
my grandfather was a pharmacist . i dropped out of school .
i dropped out of school as well . i was a hippie
my mom taught music , so i guess you would consider her a hippie too .
oh really ? what kind of music . i listen to classical
college orchestra . she made part of the score on my favorite movie .
i love movies . what is the movie called ? i will look it up
last of the mohicans . it is older , but i love it !
i have seen a couple versions of that movie . its a great story
it really is . it is almost as old as my car . how old are you ?
i am well into my sixties . i was a little crazy in my youth . what about you ?
totally . i dropped out of college to go around the world .
nice . i wish i had time to travel . where have you been ?


i m a vegetarian but i eat fish , especially sushi. my parents pay my rent. i love my dog. i graduated college and immediately went to graduate school. i like to shop.

hi , how are you today ?
i am so stressed about my doctoral thesis . how are you ?
i am good . just got back from surfing .
that would be great stress relief ! i just have my dog . i love dr . muffin snuggles , but . .
what do you do for a living . i am a bartender .
respect to you ! whats your poison ? i am a grad student , psychology .
i can make a killer whiskey sour . i also cook good .
my kind of person ! do you make sushi ?
no . i would like to learn .
disappointed ! i am a vegetarian , but i make an exception for fish , and especially for sushi .
oh sorry ! do you like music ? i love country .
yes ! my thesis is on the effects of different eras of music on different ages of people .
oh , that sounds very interesting .
it is ! for example , how old are you ?
i am 28 . what about you ?
i am 29 . did you grow up with country music ?


my favorite type of music is metal. i currently am engaged to my high school boyfriend. i love working out. my parents live in kentucky.

hello how are you today
hello , do you work or go to school ?
a full time student , what about yourself ?
i am done with school . i just became engaged !
that is awesome ! it is just me and my black lab
i like going to the gym and listening to heavy metal . any hobbies ?
okay , my favorite musician is charlie daniels and i like to fish
what part of the country do you live in ?
i live in tennessee . where are you from ?
is that a good place for fishing ? my folks are in kentucky .
yes , i have caught some nice fish here .
i have never done the fishing thing .
it is very relaxing . what are your hobbies ?
just going to the gym .
do you have any pets ?
no . i move too much .


i had to get a job early as a child. i never learned how to swim. i am a meat eater. i like anime shows.

hi how you doing i am okay .
that is good ! i am good just watching some anime . i love it .
wow seems like a fun show .
lol it is . i am about to make a roast . i love meat . you ?
yes wish i could have some of that roast .
lol what do you do for a living ?
i used to help people a lot i still do but disabled now .
oh no i am sorry about that . what happened ?
i like to watch funny characters i got sick .
i am sorry . do you swim ?
yes i can swim thank god i like being near the river .
my boyfriend wants to go tomorrow , but i never learned how .
oh he can teach you does he swim ?
yes . i never got to do much , i had to start work at a young age .
my mom once met elvis presley that is old l . o . l
lol . do you like him ?


i like to water ski. i spend my free time volunteering at nursing homes. i am tall. my favorite color is red. my dad was a cop.

hello i am ray from florida
hi ray i am from ga you can call me kay
i enjoy being a staying home taking care of my kids
that is so cool , i go water skiing on the weekend .
hi kay , i am very organized , when i cook or bake
in my free time i like to volunteer at a nursing home
i love to get in a long hot sweaty run in the mornings
my dad work for law how you feel about that
after my run , i watch the syfy channel , face off is my favorite show
red is my favorite color what your color
i like the law people , think it is a honorable profession
i like to run but i feel like i am to tall
blue is my favorite color , you do anything for fun
not really but i enjoy volunteering at the nursing home
wow , you need to get out and enjoy yourself
i agree sometime i play video game on facebook


i like to sew. i am not thin. my hair is brown. i am short.

can you give me a ride . i am deaf so i have no license .
i would love too , but i am not old enough
oh , well i am so boring i have fun scratching my nose
wow , you need a hobby , i sew when i am board
well i do read . i love it actually
that is cool , what your favorite genre ?
i like books on numerology . 7 is my number
interesting , never heard of it . i wish i was a 7 i wear a 14
i am sure you are beautiful . i wish i could hear your voice
i do not feel pretty i am 5 ft with brown hair , so i feel like an acorn
as a man i am sure you are pretty . we all have issues . like my deafness
true , i plan on dropping 20lbs this january , you have any goals ?