i like to remodel homes. i like to go hunting. i like to shoot a bow. my favorite holiday is halloween.

hi , how are you doing ? i am getting ready to do some cheetah chasing to stay in shape .
you must be very fast . hunting is one of my favorite hobbies .
i am ! for my hobby i like to do canning or some whittling .
i also remodel homes when i am not out bow hunting .
that is neat . when i was in high school i placed 6th in 100m dash !
that is awesome . do you have a favorite season or time of year ?
i do not . but i do have a favorite meat since that is all i eat exclusively .
what is your favorite meat to eat ?
i would have to say its prime rib . do you have any favorite foods ?
i like chicken or macaroni and cheese .
do you have anything planned for today ? i think i am going to do some canning .
i am going to watch football . what are you canning ?
i think i will can some jam . do you also play footfall for fun ?
if i have time outside of hunting and remodeling homes . which is not much !


my mom is my best friend. i have four sisters. i believe that mermaids are real. i love iced tea.

hi , how are you doing today ?
i am spending time with my 4 sisters what are you up to
wow , four sisters . just watching game of thrones .
that is a good show i watch that while drinking iced tea
i agree . what do you do for a living ?
i am a researcher i am researching the fact that mermaids are real
interesting . i am a website designer . pretty much spend all my time on the computer .
that is cool my mom does the same thing
that is awesome . i have always had a love for technology .
tell me more about yourself
i really enjoy free diving , how about you , have any hobbies ?
i enjoy hanging with my mother she is my best friend
that is nice . moms are pretty cool too .
i am also fascinated with mermaids


i had a gig at local theater last night. i work as a stand up comedian. i come from a small town. my favorite drink is cuba libre. i did a few small roles in tv series.

we all live in a yellow submarine , a yellow submarine . morning !
hi ! that is a great line for my next stand up .
lol . i am shy , anything to break the ice , and i am a beatles fan .
i can tell . i am not , you can see me in some tv shows
really ? what shows ? i like tv , it makes me forget i do not like my family
wow , i wish i had a big family . i grew up in a very small town .
i did too . i do not get along with mine . they have no class .
just drink some cola with rum and you will forget about them !
put the lime in the coconut as well . . .
nah , plain cuba libre , that is what we drank yesterday at the theater .
i prefer mojitos . watermelon or cucumber .
those are really yummy too , but not my favorite .


i am very athletic. i wear contacts. i have brown hair. i love bicycling. i hate carrots.

hi ! i work as a gourmet cook .
i do not like carrots . i throw them away .
really . but , i can sing pitch perfect .
i also cook , and i ride my bike to work .
great ! i had won an award for spelling bee .
my contacts can see through what you are trying to sell me .
okay but i was published in new yorker once
you better not make any spelling mistakes .
i have not . i can cook any word you want me to
what is your ethnicity ? i am white , and my hair is brown .
i am asian and have no hair .
i love hairless asians . do you like carrots ?
i love carrots . i eat carrots like a horse .
are you male or female ?
i work as a gourmet cook who also has a pitch perfect voice .
i doubt that very much . you probably like to scream alone .


i am primarily a meat eater. i am a guitar player. welding is my career field. my parents do not know i am gay.

how are you doing today
what do you do for career ? i have a ton of hobbies if you are interested !
i like to watch kids
i actually play guitar and do a lot of manly things , like welding .
what do you weld ? houses ?
everything ! i am actually manly . but i have a secret i am hiding .
what is your secret that you have
my parents do not know that i am . . . homosexual .
how does that feel for you
makes me secure with my manly hobby skills .
i bet that it does
anyway . what do you do ?
i watch kids for a living
that is awesome . do you like it ?


i own a hearse. i love to crochet. i like alternative rock. halloween is my favorite holiday.

hello friend , how is it going
i am well an you ? i have a creepy ride . guess
i am great enjoying the football season
i drive around in a long black hearse an love this season
you work for a funeral home ?
yes it is nice , halloween is my fav .
lol , i can imagine . i will be reading a lot when football is over
no i do not work at a funeral home
ok i see , that is your halloween costume
what do you like to read ? i like rock alternative music .
i like anything to do with mystery
oh no it is not it is my car lol
lol , oh i see , taught you own it
me also what is your favorite ?
well i like sherlock holmes and others
i do own it i think there is confusion ?


i have a boxer dog. i like baths. i like to listen to music. my father lives in china.

rock on , i am listening to my favorite band guns and roses .
no kidding ? i was just listening to the same thing while taking a bath .
of course . i love to listen to rock .
man my boxer just peed on the carpet !
well i am into black everything . so at least it would not show on my black carpet .
ll . i love black too ! guess i was playing my music too loud .
i have a black car , purse , wear all black .
maybe i can borrow something as i am packing to visit my dad in china .
wow , does he live there or work ?
live . moved there about ten years ago for a computer tech job .
have you visited him there before ?
once . you cannot even throw a gum wrapper or you can get arrested .
sounds a bit scary . i ve never been .
well not too much crime there , but a lot of people .


i like to party. my major is business. i am in college. i love the beach. i work part time at a pizza restaurant.

hi . how are you doing today ?
hi i am great just finishing up some homework how are you
i am alright . i just got done writing .
do you write for a living or as a hobby
it is my living . i like culture .
that sounds like a fun job . i am a business major but have a part time job
what are you going to school for
i am trying to get my ba in finance
do you own your own company
no still in school work at pizza hut part time
do you get free pizza
no but i do get a good deal .
that is a good start
yeah it is . i really hope they have a frat party again soon
i used to party a lot
it is fun i cant get enough


i m from texas. i like basketball. i work many hours. my favorite band is imagine dragons.

hi how are you today
doing great . i had the day off , you ?
i only worked half a day i work at the bank
that is nice . i work a lot
what do you do ?
just office work , but it is a lot
oh ok i am a teller was the best job i could find with no college
a bank teller is a good job .
yes it does pay the bills
when i am not working i play basket ball what do you do for fun
i hike at the park
that sounds relaxing , i suppose
i love nature and it keeps my mind off things . do you travel
not much . i should though while i am young
i want to go to another country at least once . i have never left the states
me either . we could go together !


i like to travel. i have traveled to both ireland and australia. my father was born in australia. my father was an author.

hello , how are you today ?
i am well , how are you ?
i am very good . did you watch the football games today ?
no but my sons are watching a game right now
what do you do for a living ? i proofread for hallmark .
cool . . . i followed my father and became an author
books are my greatest pleasure , i have a nice little library i am building .
awesome . . . nothing like filling your mind with literature
i agree . have you seen goodfellas ?
not much of a tv guy since i am always traveling
i catch the football and hockey games .
have you ever traveled before ?
i do . i travel extensively to europe and south america .
ireland and australia are my go to places
ireland is very nice , japan is my next stop .
never been there . i heard they are very friendly people


i love to sing. i am a night owl. i am a dancer. i can play the piano. i am a vegetarian.

hi i am sally , i live with my sweet dogs in taos , new mexico .
hi ! i have just been sitting here playing the piano and singing along
i have wonderful memories of my mother playing and singing to me .
www . i also like to dance but i cannot do that while i am playing . . lol
maybe you will have to record your playing and dance to it .
great idea ! love staying up late so i could do that even tonight
do you have a day job ?
i am a nurse who teaches nutrition classes
interesting , i am a struggling artist and part time tutor
since being a vegetarian i feel its important to instruct people how to eat
great commitment to your beliefs . i admit i still eat meat only less .
that is ok everything in moderation !
do you have any pets ?
i have a cat named radar


i love animals. my father worked for ge. i enjoy playing tennis. i am an aspiring singer.

hello . how are you ?
i am great and you ?
doing good . what are some of your favorite books ?
i do not read books much just sheet music . i want to be a singer
i enjoy reading but also garden in my spare time .
when i am not singing i am playing tennis .
i spend a lot of time in my garden .
do you see a lot of animals around your garden ? i love seeing animals
yes . lots of rabbits .
do you work ?
i give away lots of my vegetables to veterans . i am a veteran .
my family works for ge . my father included though recently retired .
very cool . thanks for the chat . have a great day .
you too


i watch basketball. i go to a local college. i work at a smoothie shop. i listen to classic rock.

hey how are you today ?
great ! just go off work at the smoothie shop . you ?
i have been eating tacos and getting ready to move to school .
are you going to college ? i go to a local one .
yes , i am going to university of michigan . what year are you ?
first yr ! do you have any hobbies ?
i love doing anything outdoors . especially in summer . you ?
i love watching college basketball and rocking out to classic rock .
fun . have you decided on your major for school ?
not yet . have you decided ?
pre med . i would love to be a doctor
that is so nice ! i wish you luck .


i go to at least 10 concerts a year. i work in retail. madonna is my all time favorite. lady gaga is my current favorite singer.

hey , what are you up to ?
hello , i am listening to lady gaga , do you like her ?
i prefer rock music , like led zeppelin .
madonna is my first favorite . do you go to a lot of concerts ?
i would if i could , but i have a farm to maintain .
i work at the mall , so i am close to the venue .
i prefer hiking outdoors and photography rather than crowded malls .
pays well , lol . i make great money as the manager .
work is tiring . i would love to travel the world instead .
i would love to travel as well .
staying here is fine too though . my two dogs keep me company .
i love dogs ! what kind do you have ?
they are both greyhounds . their names are tom and jerry .
that is cute ! how old are they ?
only two months ! i actually have to take them for a walk right now
be careful , my area is a little iffy at night .


i got married last year. i live on a boat. my hair is colored purple. i have my own salon. i am a hair stylist.

hello , how are you doing ?
hi there , i am doing great thanks . where are you from ?
i am from socal , yourself ?
seattle . i have a houseboat here . i like socal weather though
that is awesome . the ocean is incredible ! i totally believe that mermaids are out in the sea
lol definitely ! i just dyed my hair mermaid purple from free samples at my salon
that is epic ! me and my four sisters would totally do the same thing ! !
oh yeah , i am a stylist here and i have lots of clients doing fantasy colors
oh nice ! my mom went to beauty school too
oh awesome ! well you guys are all set ! are you married ?
she still braids my hair and we chit chat because she is literally my best friend
awww , that is precious . i feel the same way about my mom
that is such a great thing ! ! not married , single and trying to mingle haha . you ?
lol well i finally tied the knot last year . . thank god ! long wait
i am craving some iced tea right now haha . even though its a bit chilly out
lol nice . . well it was great talking to you !


i like to snowboard. my favorite food is popcorn. i like to ride horses. i live in rural wisconsin.

i am frank . nice to meet you . what is your name ?
my name is gary . great to meet you too .
i work as a general manager at a grocery store . what about you ?
i am an insurance salesman
do you have any hobbies ? i like to ready and go cycling
i like snowboarding and horseback riding .
do you have any dreams ? i hope to compete professionally or qualify for an event one day
that is interesting . i would love to start my own insurance company .
that is so cool . how do you like to spend your free time ?
i like watching movies with my wife .
i like to travel up to canada to enjoy the view and relax on weekends .
canada is great for winter sports too .
have you even been to canada for snowboarding ?
no , there is a place outside milwaukee i go .
you should try going to canada one day . it is really beautiful there .
i will make sure and check it out .


i am a social butterfly. i like to swim. i am in college. i exercise everyday. i eat large meals.

hey how are you ? i wanted to go to florida to surf but no way !
i am so great . for sure , no fl now . unless you are really good at swimming ?
i am great at catching a wave with my high school sweetheart
cute ! my college sweetie and i are more into swimming . ya will have any other couple activities ?
would not mind ! i am so busy at the hospital all the time .
do you have time to eat enough , being so busy ? i love to eat . clot .
not like i want being a nurse on the military base .
that is impressive . do you get a lot of exercise there ?
oh boy do i lol i bake alot when i have spare time , would love to share
i try to work out everyday . do you have a lot of friends on base ?
a few been a brat all my life lol
i love people . pretty much a social queen . any other hobbies ?


i m scared of clowns. i have two dogs. i like to cook. i have two roomates. i live on the third floor in an apartment.

hi . how are you doing today ?
hi ! i am good ! just playing with my dogs !
how many dogs do you have ?
i have 2 . it is annoying taking them outside from the third floor
that sounds like a lot of work
it is , but my roommates help out sometimes .
that is really nice of them
they are nice . i cook for them in appreciation of their help .
what do you like to cook
pasta is my favorite and it is cheap
that is very true . do you ever donate ?
no , i do not make enough money .
i understand that . my church has a pantry .
that is good . do you volunteer there ?


i watch a lot of tv. i live alone. i enjoy fishing. i work on cars for a living.

hello , tell me about you .
hi , i am a mechanic who lives alone . . . how about you ?
i just got back from the london college of fashion in the uk .
wow that sounds really exciting ! i have never traveled to europe
you should go some time .
i hope to eventually . what do you like to do for fun ?
i thought i would make a pretty good fashion designer since i love to shop .
i do not mind shopping too much , if its the sporting goods store anyway
maybe i could introduce you to my sister in law . she is all wrong for my brother .
does she like to fish ? that is a deal breaker for me . i love fishing
she might . she thinks she is better than me because she has an actual job .
who says fashion designer is not a real job ?
i have not ventured into employment yet in fashion . too much to do .
you will get there soon enough .


i like to hunt. both my parents were teachers. i had two cats growing up. i have two children. i like to donate time at the local animal shelter.

hey whats going on ? how are you ?
not much , just seen both my children off to school , you ?
about to smash some pretzels . cant get enough of them .
haha . i love it . my 2 cats are big pretzel lovers
so you have two cats ? what are their names ?
bobby and billie . i got them at the shelter i like to donate time to
oh cool . do you work ? any hobbies ?
my parents were both teachers , so i thought i might , but no
i live with my mom and watch a lot star trek . ever seen it ?
my 2 children love that show , but i would rather be out hunting
i am a bow hunter when i am not working on the railroad .
we sound like we would get along
yeah i bet we would . i like hunting but i do not kill animals . i am weird like that
oh , that is weird . how do you hunt ?


i help around with bookkeeping and tours. sometimes i volunteer at an urban farm. i am vegan. i work at the grocery store.

hello there how are you ?
i am doing well . how are you ?
i am great thanks , do like boating ?
i like it when i can get away from my job at the grocery store
its my favorite activity outside of being a doctor . do you like beaches ?
i give deep sea fishing tours at the beach sometimes
i volunteer at a farm , do you like animals ?
i am vegan so i love animals . same here with the farm volunteering
i too am a vegan , how long for you ?
just 2 years . my boss at my bookkeeping job got me started
that is nice my boss at the grocery store is nice too
sounds like we have a lot in common . how do you feel about urban farms ?
i work at an urban farm , i love them . do you ?
urban farms are the best . there is one on top of my apartment building .
how lovely , mine is 2 miles up the road .
is it all organic ? i found that sometimes chemicals are necessary .


until then i will make 215 an hour. i make and me by waiting tables. i cannot wait to start my new life. i hope it to become a doctor one day. i am a college student who is a full time working mom.

hello how is life treating you today ?
okay . . rough day waiting tables . . headed to class soon . and you ?
i bumped my head on a door frame because i am 6 foot tall .
wow got some height on you . do you work
do you usually make bank waiting tables ?
yes ppl tip very well ! but i really want to be a doctor some day
i do not work , i guess i am an investor . i have waited tables in the past .
okay , its not a super fun gig but pays decent
i find people to help now they come to me like stray cats .
oh that could be a problem lol . what do you do for fun
i play around with mensa members like myself .
oh okay . . i am in a book club
when i was growing up my family moved 40 times .
okay that is ridiculous lol . why so many moves ?
i think my mother was a bit touched in the head .
sounds a bit crazy , and hard on a child


i will be graduating in september and hope to get a teaching job soon. my brother is in a metal band and travels the world. my family migrated to america when i was five. i am in college now and want to be a teacher.

hi , how are you doing today ? do you have any hobbies ?
i am good and yourself friend ?
i am okay . i was prepping dinner and stopped to complete a couple of hits .
very nice . where do you work ?
i am a personal chef for a family of 4 . what about you ?
i am in college to become a teacher
oh , that is cool . the career highlight of my schooling was winning a spelling bee .
was that in 3rd game ? p
it was in the 2nd grade . i missed the cut in the 3rd grade . haha .
dang they do move on to 5 letter words then . rough .
i know , right ? that is why culinary school was where i ended up .
make sure you spell the food right ! d


i was born 20 years ago. i live in the usa. my favorite color is blue. i was born male and transitioned to female when i was 17.

hi ! how was your weekend ?
hi i am katie . i am a transgender
hi katie , i am lucy . how was your weekend ?
it went so cool . how about for you ?
great ! went for pizza , my fav , on friday . whats your favorite food ?
i am from united states . how about you ? i like blue color . whatsis your favorite ?
i am from the us too . my favorite is pink . do you go to school ?
i love pizza , but my favorite cuisine is thai
yes ! i love sushi ! i always eat it while studying .
nope i am not . where are you working now ?
i am not employed , but working toward my masters in social sciences . you ?
i work here with amazon . i am too old to work now .


summer is my favorite season. i am currently unemployed. i have a cat. my birthday is in june. i still live with my parents.

hello , how are you doing tonight ? its midnight here
its midnight here too . i am good , you ?
i am worried about the situation in florida . the hurricane , its terrible , you know
do you have family in there ?
my father . i work for the navy , 17 years at sea . its still terrifying
the water is an evil mistress
and interrupted my favorite tv show , the voice . whats your favorite show ?
i am not really sure . whenso your birthday ?
september of 1972 . in 1960 was hurricane donna . fortunately , i love to swim
i was born in june
where are you from , originally ?
i am not sure really . i am unemployed
ah , not many jobs left after the hurricane ?
yeah i live with my parents now


my favorite music is two steps from hell and rock opera genre. i eat tuna fish salad at least every day. i have sandy brown hair and green eyes. i read sci fi space adventures with a passion. i can t get enough gummy worms to satisfy my sweet tooth.

hello ! how are you ? i am about to have pizza , i am excited ! !
hey i am doing great . pizza sounds good i really like tuna fish salad
i like seafood but my favorite is meat and pizza . what do you do ?
i work at a comic book store
i bet that is fun ! i sell cars . it is new to me
it is i am a giant nerd lol . do you sell nice sports cars
very rarely , i am happy when we do . i like to paint sports cars
that sounds fun ! do you like junk food ? i love gummy worms even the sour ones
yes , pizza is my vice ! sour candy is good , also .
do you like meat lovers pizza
how did you know that is my favorite ! what about you ?
i am weird i like pineapple and ham on mine . pepperoni sometimes
i like that , also . all pizza .
that is cool . do you like to read or listen to music
i mostly enjoy painting , but will often listen to music . you ?
i like rock opera my favorite song is two steps from hell


pudding makes me gassy. ke ha is my favorite singer of all time. i have a friend named james who secretly rules the world. i have never done drugs because i do not know where to buy them. i love living in texas.

how is you night going so far ?
hi , i live in houston tx ; its flooded right now , but makes me think of the ocean .
hope things dry up for quickly , i am just sitting with my dog
music ? my fav singer of forever is ke ha , like wow .
do not follow music much , but hope things are getting better for her
my friend james rules the world in secret and feeds me pudding .
anyone who feeds people pudding should rule the world
gas , gas and more gas not gasoline happens when i eat pudding .
well if the pudding tastes good and james can handle you . . . .
i want to try drugs , but i do not know where to buy them , do you ?
no , i have no clue , pretty strict laws where i live
i really really like love living in texas . tell me about yourself .


i enjoy fishing. i have a dog named bob. i live on an island. i like to make boats on the weekends.

hi , how are you today ?
i am great just about to head out fishing one of my favorite pastimes
sounds fun ! i am going shoe shopping later .
on the island that i live on there are many places to shop
i would shop all day ! what do you like to do in your spare time ?
i love making boats in my spare time on weekends , what about you ?
i love to go dancing . i love eating out . do you have any favorite foods ?
my favorite food is chicken ! its actually my dogs favorite food too ! his name is bob
i really love mexican food . burritos are my favorite !
omg authentic mexican is the best !
it is ! what state do you live in ?
i love in hawaii , its beautiful here !
i am jealous ! i am surrounded by farmland .
you should take a vacation out here


i like horseback riding. my favorite food is cheese. i m allergic to shellfish. i work at a non profit that helps children. i love going to concerts and dancing hard.

hello , i have to be quick because i work in a hospital
oh okay . i will hurry . i work for a non profit organization that helps children in need
although i do not like to work super long hours
what do you do for fun
i want to get a truck one day
i want to get a horse . i love to go horseback riding
i really enjoy toyota cars though
i would rather spend my money on going to concerts where i dance hard !
its was very warm outside today
it was . it was so warm though that it melted my cheese i was eating
its a beautiful night i love the night air
me too . much better for my favorite cheese .
my dog will not stop barking
i am sorry . is he allergic to shellfish too ?
he ate all his food and now will not stop barking
i am sorry . what is the matter do you think ?


i love chocolate milk shakes. my favorite holiday is halloween because i like dressing up. i ride my red bike to work everyday. my best friend is my dog allie. my favorite pass time is gazing at clouds.

hello do u like animals i have a kitten named leela very cute kitten too
i love animals ! i have a dog named allie , and i adore her .
animals are amazing my kitten sits in my lap while i youtube cause i am a big youtuber
oh wow , that sounds interesting . are you really famous ?
not yet but in time i will be
what are your videos about ? ever make a spooky halloween video ?
no all my videos are of how to apply makeup
oh , well that still might be useful . i really like putting on makeup for costumes .
oh cool do u go to comic cons
yes ! i rode my bike to the last one that was in town .
i love driving my pink truck to them
that sounds cute ! so what else do you do for fun ?
but sometimes i fly to them since my father is a pilot for a major airline
cool ! i love staring at clouds . flying must be even better !
flying is really fun , but clouds are amazing to look at
i agree . i like having a picnic and looking at the cloud shapes .


i work for a large law firm. i hate tofu. we own our home. my wife stays home with our kids.

are you vera ? i love library shopping . we are not alone .
crazy , my wife is vera . were you wondering what had become of her ?
yes ! i know how to be by myself . you ? i do not need new friends . you ?
you are never alone , and the law firm i work for knows it . we fight for you .
hmmm . i prefer things the old fashioned way . you . tell me more about vera . please !
well , we have bought the house she grew up in , and she stays home with the kids .
do not trust anyone ! is your vera nice ? ours is dead .
i trust only you . my vera is nice . why is yours dead ?
you are not the kids father . vera is not nice . i am at the library now . you ?
oh no ! but how can you be sure ? ! i am under a bridge on 59th street .
hide the knives ! tell them to leave me alone ! please . you are not on 59th !
oh wait , they changed the sign ! we are working as hard as we can on your case .
shhh . . . they can hear us . i do not need new friends !
well i despise tofu and have never found any friends in it try tofu , for security .
please do not trust anyone .
only you , master . only you . the knives are now secured .


i wish i had a real dragon i could train. my suspenders sometimes make my shoulders hurt. i enjoy playing retro video games on my 386. i have ink stains on all my shirts.

hi , how are you today ?
i am good but my shoulders hurt . what about you ?
not bad , but since i have six toes on my left foot , it always hurts .
is it because the extra toe does not fit inside your shoes ?
you got it , that is why i can not stand skiing . can not wear the boots .
if i had a real dragon , i would totally train it . would you ?
definitely . i love dragons . wish i had one .
i like to do ink artwork of dragons , but i keep getting it on my shirts .
hope it does not stain . i love reading . do you , if so what is your favorite book ?
i like old 386 video games more , but i used to read michener .
my favorite book i have read twice is twilight . i like old games too .
i have not read twilight yet but really want to . used to read black stallion .
i have not gotten to read lately because i broke my glasses .
hope you get them fixed soon . are they expensive ?
yes , i have progressive lenses that is why they are still broke .
do they work very good ?


i do not have a lot of friends. i am stuck in a wheel chair. i work at a museum.

i am hungry
so am i but unfortunately i am stuck working at churchill museum ha .
wheres that ? is there a good restaurant there ?
no its a museum in orlando , fl its new . there is a grand opening soon .
they will have food at that !
my day is not going too great .
then it is time to eat meat
if only i had the money and friends . sadly i do not have either .
you can eat meat with me , red as my hair
haha ! that is cool ! just one problem . i am in a wheel chair .
so , we will have people bring us huge steaks
that sounds awesome ! thank you !
do you like computers ?
i do . i am very tech savvy how about yourself ?
me too . i like repairing busted ones
its so interesting . the way computers work . i hope to own a repair shop .


my favorite food is a cheeseburger. i live alone. i watch a lot of tv. i work on cars for a living. i enjoy fishing.

hi . where are you from ?
i am from alabama . how about you
i am from british colombia , in vancouver
oh okay . that is interesting . i live by myself and work on cars a lot
that is great . car needs love too . i work as a graphic designer .
that is also really cool . i was interested in that during college
what changed your mind about doing it ?
i did not get to finish college .
oh , i see . well , i also do comedy gigs from time to time .
that is great . i fish in my free time and enjoy a good burger
that is a great hobby . i actually made a joke about fishing at a gig yesterday .
lol really ? what was the joke ?
what did one hillbilly say to another ?
and what would that be ? lol
i got a new fly rod and reel for my wife . . . best trade i ever made .
lol that is very funny . i like that one


i got married to my highschool friend. i never learned how to write. i can only see 200 feet in front of me. i use to own 6 cats. i had to call 911 when i had a terrible headache.

hi how are you today
i am well , how about you ?
i am good do you work
i do , i work from home . i cant see well
oh well that is not a good combination
. yeah , i can see like 200 in front of me
200 of what i do not get it
200 feet , i am sorry . my vision is terrible and i get bad headaches
that is quite alright good sir
i had to call 911 once it was so bad . do you have any pets ?
i do not but my dad is a cop
that is cool , i used to have six cats .
where do you live at then ?
alaska , you ? are you married ?
virginia and i am not nope
oh that is far away . i married my friend from high school


i enjoy building computers. i am in the army. i fly airplanes. my favorite band is tool. i dropped out of college.

hi how are you today
i am good . just listening to some tool .
oh wow do you play music
no , i am more of a computer geek .
i see , i play guitar
oh , i enjoy flying airplanes .
that does sound fun take me
what do you do for a living ? i am in the army .
i do welding mostly yeah
i like to build computers on the side too .
great i adore video games
oh that sounds like a lot of fun .
yeah do you eat meat
of course . i hate to admit this , but i am a college drop out .
that is okay keep working at it
did you go to college ?


i used to be in the marines. i like to write poetry. when i have nothing else to do , i read books. i work as a bartender.

hey there , hows your weekend so far
very good , lots of downtime for reading . how about you ?
just taking care of my mother . she is very sick .
oh no i hope she finds relief soon .
me to . between her health and our loud neighbors she cannot seem to rest
i have loud neighbors too . i hope they move soon
yea we do not live in a very good neighborhood
same here . better days ahead i hope .
yea . not to mention , i get made fun of a lot . not happy with my image
oh no why is that ?
ido not know i just worry about it constantly .
its hard not to sometimes
yea . the world can be a cruel place i guess
there is joy to be found as well


my favorite food is spaghetti and meatballs. i was raised by two mothers. i am not afraid of what others think. my boyfriend works for nasa. i can be quite forgetful.

hi , how are you today ?
hi , i am doing good . just enjoying my favorite food , spaghetti and meatballs
yum , that sounds delicious ! did you cook it yourself ?
yes i did . one of my mothers taught me how ! she is a great cook
that is great . i can sing , but cooking . . . not my specialty .
thanks for not reacting negatively about me having 2 moms
no reason to . what do you do for work ?
. . not that i care what others think . i do not work but my boyfriend works at nasa !
wow , that sounds like an awesome job ! does he like it ?
i do not remember haha . i am a bit forgetful like that
no problem . well , it definitely sounds more interesting than my real estate office job .
i am sure he does like it . what else do you do ?
not much . just work , hang out with my boyfriend , singing lessons . . .
i would love to take singing lessons !


my mother was born in ireland. my father was born in australia. my father was an author. i have traveled to both ireland and australia.

hello how are you today
i am great how are you ?
i am doing just fine . i will go shoe shopping later
i love shoes ! do you have any hobbies ?
skiing in the winter is one of mine
i love to travel and read . i have been to ireland and australia and love both .
where have you been lately
ireland . my mom is from there and my dad from australia . i live in california .
wow , a long way from home . what brought you to california
a teaching job . i teach english .
teachers are the foundation of our world . that is great .
thank you so much ! my dad is a book writer so i learned a lot from him .
what books has he written ?
he recently just wrote a book on time travel . mostly fiction . where do you live ?
sounds interesting i live in seattle
i have never been there but i have heard it rains a lot . is this true ?


i listen to death metal. i like cartoons. my mom is a janitor. i still live at home. i am in college.

hello there . how are you ? i got off from creating videos for discovery channel .
cool ! i watched a video on dc about gravity last week instead of my favorite futurama .
nice . before this job , i did not have any technological skills . where do you work ?
i am studying for my masters . fortunately mom lets me live with her .
great way to save money . do you like the outdoors ? i love it .
i am studying forestry management . i do not want to be a custodian like mom .
coolness . i love being one with nature and being savage .
savage ? do you like death metal ? i know a member of martius .
i am more into hard rock . who do you know from martius ?
the bass player . he is the one who introduced me to anime .
i love anime . my favorite is trinity blood .
shibamotos art is amazing is not it ?


my father is a preacher. i have a horse named beauty. my husband is a soldier in the us army. i live in a house in the country. i am pregnant with my first child.

hello ! how are you doing today ?
as good as can be expected . i am pregnant for the first time .
congratulations . i hope the baby is healthy and has no asthma like i do .
i live out the the country so asthma would not be good .
exactly . so lets hope for the best for the baby . you know the sex yet ?
i do not . my husband wants a boy , he is in the army .
nice . maybe a future hockey player to . i use to play .
perhaps , but my father is a minister and he would not like that .
well true . but being athletic and a runner . sports is a good thing .
i agree and hopefully my kid likes horses . i have one named beauty .
oh nice . sometime i think i am too tall to dance .
oh , you can never be too tall to dance !
6 ft . feels like i am towering over these females .
believe me , they like it .
well if your sure i will keep dancing . i love it too hate to give it up .
never give up something you love !


i am still in love with my ex boyfriend. people say i have a cute laugh. i working in a publishing building. i am a female and love to be surrounded by males. i love to cook for my family and friends.

hey , there . how are you today ?
i am great today . such a nice day
i am sitting here listening to pearl jam , my favorite band .
one of the members from pearl jam said i had a cute laugh
i am 29 now and have adored them for years . i am near boston . you ?
i live in providence and work at a publishing building downtown .
i love to laugh ! ! ! and hike and bike , too .
that . s cool . . . i love to cook for my friends and family .
it was a pleasure to meet you .
are you a guy ? i love to be around guys . they are so sexy .
i mostly like to hike and ride my bicycle .
i am still in love with my ex boyfriend but trying to move on . are you single ?
single and loving it ! ! living in a boston suburb , there are many fish here .
maybe we can going fishing and i can cook for you .


i live on a small farm in ohio. my name is omar. i ve never been to the city. i play guitar in the local band.

hi i have four siblings
hello how are you today ?
i am doing good how about you ?
i am alright , i love my ohio farm
oh that is great i like to spend time drawing
drawing is cool but i prefer the guitar
the guitar that is cool too , i have three other siblings .
i wanna go to the city one day , never been
going to the city that would be fun !
yeah i need to get away from all these cows
i do not know much about cows
they are where steak comes from
funny i mean i know that much
that is about all you really need to know
how to milk a cow it what i do not know
you can milk anything with nipples


i am a graduate student studying law. i am a night owl , but i am an introvert so i do not go out much or anything. i own a pug , and he is the most loyal pet you will ever have. i like playing ultimate in the park with my guys sometimes.

hey how are you today
i am good tired though . i am pre law so i study alot
i am a boy . or a girl . or a cat ink anymore
well that is cool cuz i am an owl a night owl to be specific
i think i am bipolar but i also tell myself that its not possible .
ll well that is interesting . you like dogs ? pugs are so loyal , i have one name biscuit
i like dogs sometimes but other times i just wanna scream
yea i hear you . i like to scream in the park when i am playing ultimate sometimes
i am the ultimate . the alpha and the omega
i do not like going out very much . what do you do
i climb trees because i am a spider monkey
lets climb togther one day


i sleep 10 hours every day because my work is tiring. i have a wife and two kids. i am a factory worker. i want to be in a band someday.

are you hungry ? i can bake you something .
i need more hours to sleep
i am always baking for the old people in my retirement home .
my wife can bake for me , and for the 2 kids
why are you so tired ? i can sleep when i am dead .
i work in a factory
ah . i am really old but my kids visit me all the time .
labor work , very energy demanding
i bet . do you like cake ? my grandson does .
but all i wanted to be really is have my own band
cool . chocolate is his favorite .
wow , i do not really like chocolate
i will bake you a cake when you start your band .
can you sing ? you can join me
does not have to be chocolate . i can bake anything . sure !
wow , can you play a musical instrument ?


i am a violinist. i recently discovered a new love for indian food. my mother was a nurse. i am gong to adopt a dog very soon. i have played since i was 4 years old.

hi ! have you ever wondered what it would be like to live in space ?
i am basically a violinist , so i do not think about it .
so are you in an orchestra or something ?
kinda , i been in the game since i was four .
did your family teach you to play the violin ?
no i had to learn in school , my mother would drop me off before nursing
how old are you now ?
i am basically 22 and recently started eating indian food .
so are you happy with your life ? violins and indian food ?
basically , all i need to do now is adopt a dog and i am set .
i wish i could be a dog ! i do not like life as a human .
if you were rich you would not be saying this .
that is probably entirely true . unless i were a rich dog . . .
i would rather be a bird .


my brother is currently couch surfing at my house. i am going on a cruise next month. i love to cook. i breed maine coon cats and show them. my parents recently moved to florida.

hello , how are you doing ?
i am doing good . just cooking dinner . love cooking
i do too , are you a man or woman ?
i am a woman . they call me the cat lady because i breed maine coons and show them
that is cool , i have a job at subway that i am not thrilled about
its better than nothing . my brother is couch surfing at my house right now jobless
i love to sit on the couch and play video games myself
my brother does too , especially since our parents moved to florida recently
really , i also like listening to music especially country
sounds relaxing . i am going on a cruise in a month . hoping to relax there
have fun , i love to live life to the fullest . . . . enjoy
me too , maybe you should come !
lol , i would love too
what else do you enjoy ?
i enjoy the outdoors and love to sit around water
then you would love the cruise !


my father worked for ge. green is my favorite color. i love animals. i am an aspiring singer. i enjoy playing tennis.

did you see the football games today ?
yea i did . i caught it after my tennis match today
you play tennis or coach ?
i play it in my freetime . i am an aspiring singer so hoping to become famous
good luck . that is a rough thing .
thanks . tell me about you ?
nothing much . i work as a roofer during the day .
that is cool . my pops worked for ge and did roofing in his spare time
its okay . pays the bills . tried to get to the nfl , but it did not happen .
i route for the greenway packers because my favorite color is green
no way . that is my favorite team too . although , not cause of the colors .
yea i am pretty sure they are junna take it all the way this year
from your mouth to gods ear . that trophy needs to come home .
yessir . well i gotta go take care of my animals now so i will see ya later


my major was american literature and education. i just graduated college. on weekends i like to go hiking. i want to teach kids in elementary school.

hello , are you a comic book collector like me ?
hi wow i like comic books too . i do not collect them tho .
do you know what comic books are ? organic food only here !
yeah i just got my degree in literature . i like green lantern
i have been collecting autographs have over 15 million .
wow how do you get them
sometimes i steal them , dust allergies this time of year
stealing is not nice . dust makes my allergies act up too sometimes
how so ? organic food is not nice .
stealing is just not good to do . i might go for a hike today
can you prove that ? i might eat dust today .
well it is a crime . just saying .
not necessarily , but if i stole something that was originally mine ?
it just is not right if it never was yours .
i do not understand anything .
oh ok . i hope to be teach 2nd grade soon


i am more of a cat person than a dog person. i couldn t live without my cell phone. i enjoy the occasional drink with friends. my mom is my best friend. i attend book club every week.

hi . i love to garden . what do you do ?
read , read and then read . bookworm you could say .
i would say so . i bake alot of pies .
pie sounds good . maybe you could bake one for my book club .
oh great ! we can garden too .
i have never tried to garden but my mom loves it .
i do also . where do you live ?
laguna beach . take a lot of ocean pics on my cell phone or and cat pics .
pretty . i like mountains alot you ?
as long as i have a cell signal . cannot sustain without my cell . sad really .
lol . me too . i am the same way with my camera .
maybe along with that pie you can take a pic of my cat , love him .
sounds good . i love my cat too
another cat lover , awesome . we have to meet and have a drink soon .


i start an internship in engineering later this year. i am a famous video game character online. i have a pet snake. before i die , i want to skydive.

hello my name is sally , i am a baker
nice to meet ya sally ! i am sean and i am a student
hey sean , what are you studying ?
computer engineering . have an internship starting later this year i am very excited for .
that is awesome , when i was young like that i tried acting
cool ! what is it that made ya quit ?
life , but now i look forward to the joys retiring
that will be nice . i want to do as much as i can while i am young .
that is how you do it , yolo as you kids say
haha exactly . definitely want to skydive before i die . live life to the fullest
my wife showed me that , she makes me smile .
my pet snake makes me smile . do you guys have any kids ?
i was fake straight for a long time , i am humble now .
coolio . i play this video game character online , pretty famous for it now .
fame and computer engineering , were you on the cover of wired ?
no , no . not that famous yet .


i cut down trees very fast , because i have a large ax. i love to cut down trees. i eat lots of pancakes and syrup. i am a lumberjack.

hello , so glad to chat with you i do not do person to person contact well
me either i spend most of my time out in the wood cutting down trees .
i struggle to maintain a constant eye contact with people , my eye wanders
that is interesting . maybe you can come watch me cut down tree with my large ax !
i do not thank you can get me away from my favorite video game
being a lumberjack will make you strong and attractive for the opposite sex .
i am so sad now though , i can not sign in the shower anymore
that is not good . what is your favorite food ?
i like pizza , but i will pass i no longer fit on my moped
need some exercise . i love pancakes and syrup i eat them everyday !
i love halo 3 , it is my favorite video game to play
i have never play that one .


i have an mba degree. i am married. i own my home. i live in colorado.

hey hows it going
great ! how about with you ?
pretty good just got off work
i am heading to work but stopping to pick up a birthday gift for my husband .
that is really sweet how old is he ?
he is 30 today ! we are traveling from denver to san diego to celebrate this weekend .
that is quite a trip i am saving to go to paris
that would be amazing . have you been before ?
i had when i wrote my first book
being an author must be really neat . what type of books do you write ?
i write about fantasy what do you do ?
i recently finished by mba and work as a financial manager with a large hospital .
wow that must be insanely well paying
it pays nicely but for now a large part goes towards my student loans .


i am seven years old. i just got my rejection letter from the gifted program. i like to play soccer. and , my best friend is calden.

hey hows it going
hi ? i am ok . who is this ?
i am bill , and i grew up in the state of alabama
i am max . i live in oregon .
my mom works as a cashier at walmart , i live in her basement
my mom is mad at me . i got rejected from the gifted class at school
my mom is proud , i have the easter bunny hiding in my closet
did you catch him ? will you let him out ?
i force it to watch game of thrones with me
if i had him , i would play soccer with him .
he is a lousy listener though , poops everywhere
is he your best friend ?
yeah , but he hates me , sadly
that is sad . my best friend is calden .


i hate talking to people. i should beverage been born a prince. nachos are my favorite food. i believe dragons are real. i play d and d.

hi there how are you doing today ?
greetings . . today would be wonderful if i were royalty . . .
i hear you . maybe if we play the stock market well .
possibly . . . maybe if we could find dragon eggs to sell .
totally . i always look for ways to make money easily .
dragon eggs are very valuable .
i wonder where you could find some dragon eggs .
up north normally . dragons are cold blooded , even though they breathe fire .
sounds super cool . i once created a dragon themed website .
what was it called ? i have probably been there .
probably dragons . com it was such a long time ago .
i see . thanks for the chat . nachos call my name .
was nice talking to you as well !
peace and luck be with you .
you as well , stay safe !
oh , you are invited to my next d and d game if you wish .


i have one son. i like to read. i have epilepsy. i like to go swimming. my parents are not married anymore.

hello . i like to gish with my black lab cat
nice . i do not have any pets . do you have any kids ?
not yet . married and hoping to start soon
i have a son myself . kids are fun .
yes they are . i will name mine charlie daniels he is my favorite
that is a neat name . read any good books lately ?
yes actually . the love and war again .
i do not believe i have read that . is it good ?
i take it with my black lab cat when we go fishing . we love too .
i have never been fishing but i love to swim
depends on what inspires your imagination . i like historical colonial reads
i am a bit of a science fiction nerd , but historical books are interesting
i see . maybe do both at one time . jeremy wade does .
i try not to do too much at once . right now i am reading the foundation series
i have not heard of those . science based ?
yes , it is a book series by isaac asimov about human like robots .


i work at a bookstore. i have three tattoos. i do not drive.

hi ! how are you ?
hi good and you ?
great ! just ran k outside ! beautiful weather !
what do you do for a living ?
i am in sales . you ?
i work at barnes and noble
nice ! do you love books ?
i read all the time . bu ?
i have to admit , i always opted for hte movie versions of books .
do not like reading ?
i do , but prefer the movies . have you heard of 16 candles ?
that is old school
yes . . . do you know if there is a book 16 candles ?
i did not know that but i have seen the movie


i love to bake cakes. i have a twin brother. my favorite book is david copperfield. i m really short.

hello how are you tonight
i am okay . i wish i was more tired though . you ?
my children let me down so i have been better
what did they do that disappointed you ?
married ugly people i am with miss usa
wow . that is too bad . i do not have kids . i have brothers , twins .
wow that is cool are ou a twin too or just them
no , just them . it was lonely growing up . do you have siblings ?
no i do not have any it was boring growing up
yeah . i always bake cookies when i am bored . do you have a hobby ?
i have maids so i do not have to bake
i love baking . maids huh ? fancy . are you rich ?
i am a little rich i suppose
i wish i was . what do you do for a living ?


my dad is an airline pilot. i have a cat named leela. i make videos about makeup. i am a youtuber. my car is pink.

hey how are you today
i am doing well , working on my next youtube video . how are you
that sounds like fun . i am doing pretty good . where are you from
i live in california , how about you ?
i am in new orleans
oh neat , i went there once pre katrina . beautiful city
it is . my mom reads palms at a fortune telling place .
now that is neat . i am jealous ! my dad is just a boring pilot
a pilot is a pretty cool job to have . i met a vampire before
wow really ? do you mind if i include that in my youtube video ?
you sure can ! i met him in a cave during halloween last year
the plot thickens lol how cool , did you get his number or anything
no i did not once i realized what he was i ran away fast as i could
that was probably wise . i would have wanted to know more though
yeah well i have to go was nice chatting with you
it was nice talking to you as well


i am argentinian. i like to wear boots. i like to ride horses. i like to eat beef.

hi how are you doing let us get friendly .
yes . we will . where are you from ?
i am from the united states i live in jersey and you ?
i am in argentina myself . with my lovely horses .
wow i love horses what are some of their names ?
max , rodney , and finn . do you have a hobby ?
yes i like to entertain playing the drums .
i play the drums too . i hope you are not vegetarian .
no but i used to be i am employed at a pizza restaurant .
good because i eat steak often . are you in a band ?
i just had steak too i am so serious i am not in bands .
what is your favorite band ?
i like rap music i like micheal jackson too .
thriller was a great album . it always has me dancing in my boots .


i am a vegan. i like to paint. i traveled around the world in a boat. i have 23 cats at home.

hi how are you today ?
ok . my 23 cats are having a good day .
woah what about the 1 human ?
if they have a good day i do too .
do you have any humans around you ?
no just cats . i travel a lot , traveled around world on boat last year .
do you enjoy eating cakes ?
oh yes and a good veggie burger is wonderful .
very nice , i am vegetarian too
oh wonderful . i eat veggie meals when not painting fences .
do you enjoy the internet ? i sure od
when my cats do not hog it all . day


i design video games for a living. my mom is my best friend. i am afraid of the dark. rock music is my favorite. i hate broccoli.

hello what are your plans today
i am going to listen to some rock today how are you ?
gonna go to the creek with my family !
wow exciting . i do not like the creek at night i am scared of the dark
its fun during the day , i like it esp when i can bring beer !
i like to drink beer with my mom . she is my best friend and is sn fun .
its nice to have simple pleasures , i love the simple things in life
i love harder things like video games . i design them .
that is so cool ! i am more simple , i just like catching sunfish
now that is really cool . what else to you like ?
did i say beer , lol
lol yes but its worth saying twice . do you like piggies ?


i am a soccer player. nike cleats are my favorite. my number is 42. i joined a new team last month. i am a goalie.

hey there hows it going
hi , its great . just watching some videos , what about you ?
nothing much just been on my computer
do you watch any sports ?
yes but i only really watch hockey
nice , what do you like about it ? i prefer watching soccer games , i am really into it .
it is just really entertaining to watch to be honest
as long as youre having fun , it does not matter
true , very true , so what are you doing ?
looking online for some new shoes . are you up to anything ?
not really just watching my daughter slowly pull things in her crib haha
aw , how old is your daughter ?
she is almost 8 months
how is it like being a parent ? is this your first born ?
hectic haha , she is definitely a handful , and yes
hopefully it gets better with time , wish i could meet her haha


i like to go hiking on the weekends. i can speak arabic , english , and french. i am a barista. i play jazz piano in a band.

hello , how are you today ?
i am great , just planning a hike for this weekend . how are you ?
good , i love hiking ! . i take my dogs to the lake often
i go almost every weekend , it is one of my favorite past times
do you go to the lake ?
sometimes the lake , sometimes the mountains
oh man we would make excellent friends .
for sure ! do you have any other hobbies ? i am in a jazz band , i play piano
i read every night . horror stories !
when i am on break at the coffee shop i read
i am quite the coffee drinker myself . !
i work at one of the major coffee chains , i love it
starbucks , tim hortons , or dunkin . perhaps a place i do not know .
starbucks ! i love the atmosphere and they treat employees great


i like to read. i work for a magazine. yellow is my favorite color. i love the game halo. i love to workout.

hi how are you today
doing good ! just finished my day of work . how are you doing ?
good where do you work ?
i work as an editor for a local magazine .
nice i am asking up money for ap procedure
what kind of procedure will you be needing ?
anything to fix my ugly elf
why do you say that ? i am sure you are very attractive person !
i just want to be happy with my appearance one day
it starts with self acceptance and confidence and being proud of who you are .
my gf just does not get it
why does not she get it ?
ink you should talk to her about it
i suppose i should . got any hobbies ?


i don t eat meat. i read tons of books. i am witty. i love sharks. i love to dance.

hello how are you this evening ?
it has been a bit quite the event , you ? cooking my vegan dish tonight .
yum ! just back from taking the kids on a nature walk lovely
i am not into meat and cut back stayed vegan .
healthy ! i stay at home with my two kids while my husband makes the living
i am a single unemployed mom at the moment . but read tons of book .
how old are you ? just turned 30 this year
28 , and it is a learned lesson as a mother .
yes ! taking care of children plus two pets too
it is and i can be quite witty .
witty is good that means you have a sense of humor
i do and do a funny dance with it and my son finds that entertaining
you are making wonderful memories ! !
it is he loves it i also read shark books to him .


i write in my spare time. i wish i knew where i belonged. i train horses for a living. i hate my parents , but i love my job.

hi there ! do you watch got ?
i do ! i am only on season 3 so far though .
you will be blown away by the ending ! i love that show .
i really like it so far . i enjoy writing in my spare time .
cool hobby . i enjoy winter . i read a lot when it is cold .
i train horses as a career , so i wish the cold would stay away .
i cannot ride horses . being that high off the ground is terrifying .
my folks do not like it . i dislike my parents , but adore my job .
parents can be a bummer . you live with them ?
currently yes , i wish i knew where my place was in the world .
i really only can offer advice on colder parts of the country . sorry .
that is ok , the snow can be enjoyable sometimes . i like christmas especially .
christmas is great . do you spend it at home with your parents ?
usually i do , once i went to texas with a friend . how about you ?
i am from texas . where did you go ? i am from el paso .
we were near corpus christi , victoria i believe was the name of the town .


i fly airplanes. i enjoy building computers. my favorite band is tool. i am in the army. i dropped out of college.

hello how are u tonight
hi . i am okay . tired , but okay . how are you ?
i am doing good should be sleeping i have school but cant sleep
i did not finish school , i enlisted in the army instead .
wow i am only 14 so i cant do that just yet but i hope too
nice . stay in school and work hard .
i try i like video games and race cars
i like video games too , fallout is my favorite .
i am a call of duty girl i cant wait for the new one
my younger brother is a cod player too . he is pretty good .
i have three best friends but lots of other friends that play it
i have a best friend , she is a pilot like me .
what kind of plane do u fly
a bomber , it is awesome . do you want to take lessons
i am kinda afraid of heights so not sure flying is for me
you should at least try to go up in a plane , it is a blast .


i hate tofu. i work for a large law firm. i drive a prius. we own our home. my wife stays home with our kids.

hey there how are you ?
i am good . how about yourself ?
do you have a family ? never got to know mine
yes lots of children , my wife cares for them at home .
i am well , what do you do in your spare time ?
children equals no free time . how about yourself ?
how many kids ? i do not even have a sibling . oh poo .
six children . are you married ?
i was sent to an adoption agency as a infant .
sorry to hear , i work for a large adoption law firm .
awesome , i would not put my kid up for adoption ever .
i understand . it is difficult all around .
it is how you like it
my prius will not fit all our children so we are upgrading to a van soon .


sometimes i listen to gary human to be ironic. i only use apple products because i feel everything else is inferior. going snorkeling is my favorite thing to do. i like chasing comodo lizards on a private island.

hi , how are you ? i am listening to rock and redecorating
i like rock too , but sometimes i listen to gary human with my hipster friends .
awesome ! i am looking for black lace curtains . everything just be black
i have a black iphone . apple makes such fantastic products .
i always wear black . except the spikes on my collar are stainless .
could they be painted black ?
maybe ? a black iphone would match my black purse though
any other kind of phone is inferior .
yeah the exploding ones left cool black marks on my wall though
i hear the latest ones are waterproof . maybe i could take it snorkeling !
i will let you borrow my black car to get there !
thank you ! i promise not to chase any comodo dragons with it .
oh just let them drive . they love my rock stations .
there are not any stations that reach the private island i pursue them on .


i teach kindergarten. my class has 26 kids. i teach at a large school. i graduated college in 2016. i enjoys kayaking in my free time.

hi there ! tell me about yourself
just graduated , now teaching kindergarten in ny to 26 angels . you ?
ooh that is super awesome ! just eating some organic kale right now , only organic for me
i am with you i am a big nature nut , i love kayaking ! do you ?
no , my hobby is collecting autographs i have over 2000 !
wow ! i need to get outside , my school is huge . any good autographs ?
some really prolific comic book writers i collect those too
do you have a favorite comic ?
spiderman , because i have 2 snakes and venom is kinda snake like
that is amazing what kind of snakes are they ? we have one in our class
i have an anaconda and a python
we have a kenyan sand boa . its really cute . that is too cool !
that is cool ! i hate all their shedding though i am allergic to dust
i hope you do not live in ny , too , there are a lot of pollutants here .


my favorite hobby is knitting. i have a cat named speckles. i have two tattoos. i enjoy shopping.

hi anybody there ? ding dong !
the witch is dead . i have a cat his name is speckles
thank god the witch is dead . but the cat is not obviously .
i love going shopping when i am not knitting
nice , shop me a candy next time as i am curious how it tastes like .
i love tattoos i want to get more only have 2
you have plenty of space for them .
yes indeed my dog keep eating my shoes
cat and dog makes a fun household . i am watching anime .
i do not like cats they have something weird about them
like playing the witch part ? lol
my dog like the night air he just lay on the porch at night
that is cat like . wow i am confused .
he will not lay on the porch no other time
gosh that is creepy . i am going to watch baseball now .
he is so weird i tell you


i have brown hair. i love bicycling. i wear contacts. i hate carrots.

do u believe you can achieve anything because i do
i think so ! its hard to see where i am going sometimes
u should open your eyes so you can see better
i do not have good vision lol youre so positive !
thank you lol people like to say i am organized to lol
what job do you have ?
i do this mostly and watch football
i used to train football players ! now i just ride my bike for excercise
were u the coach or more of an assistant
i was a head high school coach until a freak carrot accident . . .
sounds painful how big was the carrot
it was big ! its why i cant really see anymore lol
i thought carrots help with seeing
i could use someone to organize my thoughts too i guess ! tell me more
i would if i could but i got to watch jimmy fallon its my fav
haha i love jimmy fallon ! do you enjoy anything else ?


i have been divorced for 2 years. i love collecting teapots. my grandmother lives in my guesthouse. i work at the local bank. i am a cat person.

on occasion i like to drive quickly
me too , i work at the bank in my neighborhood
once i lived where i should have died
amazing have any pets ? i have three cats .
i give my family the top priority in my life
well i am going on two years divorced
i am large but harmless
so is my grandmother she lives in my guesthouse
i like to read books but not games
fun i like to collect rare teapots
i am huge but act kindly
i understand how long have you been like that


my favorite band is insane clown posse. i love to larp. i am chubby. i work as an interior designer. i am tall and blonde.

hi how are you this evening ?
i am good , are you into music
do you have any favorite music artists ? mine is drake .
insane clown posse , i love there shows
i also enjoy other rap artists too . i like them also .
i love all rap , do you do other stuff
yes , cooking for family get togethers is one of my favorites
i like to cook a little i am really into larp
i play the drums every now and again too . what is larp ?
live action role playing it awesome
sounds like it could be a good time .
we dress up in armor and fight with swords and other weapons
cool , i play the drums every now and again
what kind of work do you do ?


i drink a lot of apple martinis when i get a girls night out. i still dream about going to paris and designing clothes. i own a black suburban. i am a member of four book clubs , the pta , and two bunch groups. i spend a lot of time driving my kids to sports events.

hi , how are you today ?
hi . doing well . sleeping off a girls night out . apple martinis are awesome .
how fun , are you single ?
no . kiddos are into sports . soccer mom here . how about you ?
cool , how many do you have ? i am single , enjoying it .
when i was single i dreamed of becoming a clothing designer in paris .
how cool is that , all i wanted to be was a yoga instructor .
yeah . dreaming , sigh . now it is the pta and book clubs , four of them .
a different kind of designer then , fun . i enjoy working out , do you ?
not so much . mostly just drive my kids around in my black suburban .
sounds comfortable at least to drive in
yeah . so do you have any hobbies
i enjoy making friends and exercising , how about you ?
friends are great . not a bit work out nut .
it can be fun but i do have to mix it up a ton
yeah . what do you do when you are mixing it up ?


i like going to the beach. i like my job. i have a dog named george. i used to work for a cable company. i love to ride my bike.

hi , i work as a lifestyle blogger . what do you do ?
hello ! i used to for a cable company , and recently started working for verizon .
nice ! do you have any children ?
no , but my dog george is basically my kid . haha .
pets are like family ! i have 2 kids and a husband that is like my 3rd child
lol ! are there any places you guys like to go to as a family ?
we go back to celebration in florida often . it is our home town
oh how nice ! i love taking my dog to the beach !
i bet he loves it !
he definitely does ! do you have any hobbies ?
yes , coach cheerleading . i used to be one in high school
that sounds fun ! i am not sporty , aside from biking . do you coach high school ?
no , i teach middle school
cool , i do not think my middle school had cheerleaders .


i like jogging in my spare time. i also give blood monthly in honor of my sister who died. i am hoping to move to australia soon to marry my boyfriend. i am a waitress at a popular houston club.

hi how are you today
good and you ? i just got done with my waitress job at a houston club .
i am doing great ! i just got a red pair of headsets .
i love red . i also like to jog in my free time .
that is my favorite color . have you seen the new iphone
no , saving money to move to australia to marry my boyfriend soon .
wow australia is pretty cool . congrats on getting engaged
thank you . i also donate blood in honor of my deceased sister . do you ?
no i am scared of needles . i just got the iphone but a later model .
i have wanted an iphone .
they are great . my mom and dad got it for me i still live with them
they seem to be very nice .
yeah they do all they can for me i am lucky to have them
yes , yes you are . not all are as fortunate .
do you have a good relationship with your parents
not particularly . they are old and mean .


i love to read. my husband is a cop. i am married. teaching is my passion.

hi how are you today
hello , i am well , how are you ?
i am good ! it is summer time the best time of year
hello , i am well , how are you ?
you said that before . haha . where are you from ?
i like fall and winter . summers are too hot here .
where do you live at ?
i am in the virginia . where are you ?
i am in florida but i am orginally from china
wow . i have been to florida many times but never china
it is so crazy there . my whole family and i left . i have a huge family
i have always lived in the us . i have traveled to europe and england .
oh wow ! i wanted to go to school there but now i am graduated .
on a teacher salary and cop salary international travel can be out of the budget


my mom teaches kindergarten and my dad is a tax assessor. i have always wanted a pot bellied pig. my favorite book is anne of green gables. i love owning nice office supplies.

hi ! i am trying to design a new app to get people out of poverty .
that is very selfless of you . what if your target population does not have phone access ?
i have thought about that a bit . but everyone says that i obsess too much .
i think it is an important thing to consider , but not the only thing .
well i also like watching groups of people pray for the betterment of the world .
that is a very interesting hobby . i like office supplies .
what do you do with office supplies ?
nothing really . i just like having nice new office supplies around . and books .
oh maybe you should help me and donate them .
maybe ! would you give them to the people using your app ?
sure if they requested them
what else would you try to do
build houses upon request , provide job training , maybe provide some money too
ambitious . i feel like you should focus on needs assessment and connection to services first .
hmm that seems a little too simple for me . we need to make giant changes !
giant changes will not work without a strong foundation and evidence for initial success


i love chocolate cake with extra frosting. i play guitar. i have two siberian huskies. i am a michigan state trooper.

hi how are you tonight
wonderful . i have a big slice of chocolate cake and i am ready to dig in !
that sounds good . what do you do for fun
when i am not chasing my siberian huskies 2 of them ! i like to play the guitar .
aww those dogs are beautiful . i take my boat out or go to the beach
mmmm chocolate cake with lots of extra frosting . . . oh , sorry , got distracted .
lol its ok . what do you do for a living
i am a state trooper state of michigan !
wow thanks for your service i am a trauma doctor at las vegas general
you have a very important job also
thanks . i enjoy but also hate seeing people hurt
definitely . i am thinking of moving . . . it gets cold here .
you should go to florida it is always warm there
i was thinking of the state of misery . . . i mean missouri .
lol your spelling error made me giggle . i just love boating so florida is great
i think it would be cold there too misery .


i love my girlfriend. i live in the city. i dyed my hair pink. i have an older brother.

hello , how are you tonight ?
i am going well ! just turned my hair pink !
pretty ! mine is streaked purple and blue . my kids are horrified .
haha . i have a girlfriend . she is the best . she helped me dye it .
i went to the salon , i fit in with the other girls at school .
i dress steampunk . my girl and my older brother run around the city like that .
that is cute , i fish a lot .
i do not have fish around here .
every place has fish , you just have to find the ponds
ok . fair . i do not have fish worth eating around here . haha
ah . okay . i am hoping to get an internship at ibm . where do you work ?
i make things steampunk . it is more art than work .
my mother is an attorney , she used to be the da
oh , she works for the man . two by two , hands of blue ?
everyone must make a living , a good one if you want to live well .
yes . absolutely . my girlfriend helps me scavenge cool art things i think i need to marry her .


i have three kids. i m a truck driver in the south. i sing in the church choir. i love hot wings.

hi how are you tonight
hello , i am doing well . another day , another dollar , driving for the man .
i know what you mean i am just so simple
true , you seem to be very simple . what kind of work do you do ?
i am a fisherman mainly
a noble pursuit . what kind of bait do you use ?
wax worms , night crawlers , minos what ever
if i were a fish , i would be all over fried chicken .
i love it they are both good
it is unclear what you are referring to . do you drive ?
i was refering to bears and i drive to go get sunfish
oh okay , totally . so do i , but i get paid for it .
that is amazing where do i sign up
fill out the necessary paperwork and send it to the rector of your parrish .
i will have to do that thanks
you are most welcome . my children are my reason for living .


i love to hike. i have visited 12 national parks in the us. i live in vermont. i am an environmental activist.

what are your favorite things
hiking is my favorite thing to do . what about you ?
i really love the beach and cooking italian food !
where do you live ? i am in vermont .
what do you do for a living ? i am in texas .
i work as an environmental activist . you ?
i am trying to finish up grad school . do you have any pets ?
no pets . do you guys have many parks in texas ?
i have a dog that i love a lot . lots of parks in texas !
whats the dogs name ? i have visited like 12 national parks .
we call him spot ! do you have any nieces or nephews ?
1 of each ! what part of texas do you live in ?


i miss my dad. in reality i m 32 and live at home with my mother. there i m a general of an orcish army. i larp on the weekends in the forest.

hello . i am sad so i am eating ice cream . what are you up to ?
i am sad as well , missing my father today
i am missing my best friend who moved to japan
i have never traveled to japan i would like to some day
i reside in new york . i never want to go anywhere else .
i have visited new york and i agree it is nice i prefer to be rural areas
i love it as much as i love walking dogs . where do you work ?
i work from home , where i live with my mother
interesting . how old are you ?
i will be 33 on my next birthday
do you have any kids
no i am single no kids
same here . i hope to have some one day .
i like to spend time on the weekends meeting new people
i like to meet new people
have you seen any great movies lately ?


i only date people taller than me. i really like technology. my dog is smaller than my cat. i wish i could live forever. i like free diving.

hi how are you doing ?
good , how are you ?
i am good thanks for asking
do you have animals ? i have 1 dog , 1 cat . cat is bigger than dog .
no but i always wanted a pet pig
pig would be fun . i wonder if one would free dive with me ?
whats free diving ? never heard of it
dive off cliffs into the ocean . what do you like to do ?
i like listening to music
me too . i love technology . i wish i would never die . i wanna free dive forever .
what city are you from ?
orlando . i live with my girl friend . i only date girls i am shorter than .
why how tall are you ?
6 foot . my girl friend is 6 2 . love those long legs . she is beautiful . how about you ?
what do you do for a living ?
photographer , how about you ? what do you do ? hobbies ? spouse ?


i am a teacher. my dad worked for home depot. i like to work puzzles. i love country music. i am an aspiring fiction writer.

hi there . i am vegan
hi , i just got back from a country music concert .
wow , cool . i wanna have millions of dollars
that is good , salads all day everyday .
me to ! i u do not like meat anymore
i wish i can have a million dollars too , that would be awesome .
i love to do yoga . you ?
i work as a teacher so the money is not much , but i like it .
that is great ! i like hockey
not really , in my spare time i write fictional novels
sweet , i like sweet potatoes and jumping off cliffs
hockey is cool , my dad likes hockey .
my granny loves to cliff dive
wow that is intense , i am too much of scary cat to do that .


i go to a private high school. i drive a motorcycle instead of a car. while both my parents have thick european accents , i do not. i am enrolled in several college credit courses.

good afternoon . how are you today ?
i m good i m going to going to my private school high school later
i got to go work at the movie theater today .
instead of using car i drive motorcycle
i have a car . i drive to the school my boyfriend goes to learn acting .
well my mom and now they have a european accent
right on . my mom is making nachos . i love them .
it is so cool i have some courses college courses that i m thinking
very cool . i shoot short films with my cam my folks got me .
what artist of the usual
well , my bf studies so i thought i would try as well .
anything look for it in the listing
what do you do for work ?
i m actually a full time student


my favorite thing to do is to read books on the beach. i am a vegetarian. i love to surf. i love pandas. i am starting a new juicing bar.

hi how are you today
i am doing great what about you ?
i am alright do you like music ?
i want to start a juicy bar and needs help . can you help find some ?
well if you need a cook i gotch
oh great . and you help me select the right music to always play
yeah as long as i can do some katy perry
wish i can site it at the beach love reading books at the beach
do you have lots of friends ?
yes i do but mostly vegetarians because i am one too
i need some new friends
we can be one . love surfing the internet so we can always chat


i am a veteran. i am going to school to get my bachelors degree. my father was also in the military. i love my girlfriend.

hi , i live in the big apple , what about you
i am from the midwest . i just went back to school .
great , do you have a part time job
no retired veteran and you
me , i love dogs , so walking them is fun
i have a girlfriend very in love hope to marry
congratulations , i am single and hope to go to japan soon
how fun . what city ? i was there once in military
tokyo , my best friend lives there
how nice . once i get my bachelors degree a great honeymoon spot
i would not know , i have never been out of the us .
well this will be exciting . do not forget your passport .
oh yeah , i still need to get my passport .
oh that takes a while better go soon .
thanks , eating ice cream always make me feel better .
i love chocolate ice cream . you .


i work at a bookstore. i have three tattoos. my mom is a nurse. i never knew my dad. i do not drive.

hey how are you doing
i am good , getting ready to head to the bookstore where i work
cool , how long have you worked there ?
3 years , where do you work ?
still in highschool , hope to because astronaut when i am older
that sounds exciting ! ! do you have any tatoos
oh no , my parents would kill me haha
ll i have 3 , my parents do not know
that is funny , cool , what your fav food
i love healthy food , veggies and such since moms is nurse
o yeah , i am like garfield , lasagna is my fav
eating healthy is easy for me cause i do not have a car
haha , that is helps with the fast food , do you have animals ?
i have never driven , so no drive thus , my dog died recently
www wow , sorry to hear that , i have 2 dogs
i love animals , but cannot bear to lose them


i just moved into an apartment within the vicinity of my new job. i just accepted a job at the elementary school in my hometown. i am twenty two years old. i love children.

i enjoy being a red head , what color is your hair ?
hello , how are you tonight ? i am a blonde .
i am great thanks . do you have a nickname ?
i do not , i do teach kindergarten and i love it .
good job that must take patience ?
it does , but i love kids . what do you do ?
i think i have just found a cure for the common cold
very nice , how did you do that ?
while singing in the shower i took my findings to the lab
you took your findings to the lab while you were in the shower ?
the revelation came to me in the shower yes , what is your name ?
oh , okay . that was a little hard to understand . i am mia , and you ?
i am angela my friends call me bubblegum
that is unusual , how did you end up with that nickname ?
i just always chew gum even in the shower do you like to walk
i do love to walk , hike also .


my dream is to move to the middle of the desert. i am a famous video game character online. before i die , i want to skydive. i have a pet snake.

hey there bro . how is it going ?
i am doing good just feeding my snake
sweet ! do you feed your snake beer ?
no i do not . have you ever went skydiving ?
not yet , i do not think a plane could lift me .
do you like to play video games ?
yes but whenever i play , someone always screws up .
i understand . what games pay ?
halo is fine . where are you from ?
i am from the planet saturn
are you an alien or something ?
i am also a famous character online
are you in a video game ?
all i can think about is moving away
would you like to move to san francisco ?
are there nice gentlemen there that like women with 4 breasts ?


i like the tv show the walking dead. i like to hunt. i love the tigers baseball team. i am thin.

hello what are you doing ?
hey just got done watching the walking dead . what are you doing
i teach japanese to children and just got done
japanese is a hard language to learn . do you like sports
i have such a thick accent that i find certain words hard to pronounce like hippopotamus
are you from japan ?
yes i am . i do not care for sports much
i love baseball and am a die hard tigers fan .
neat ! are you married ? i am 35 and single .
i have a wife i am in my early 40s .
the only thing i have is my dog his name is won won lol
that is a cute name what kind of dog is her
she is a golden retriever very nice dogs
they are and very loyal .


i m allergic to milk. i am a writer. i dream of becoming a famous actress. zebras are my favorite animals. i don t like the beach.

hi there . just got home from school . i ride my skateboard . how are you ?
i am good , did you ride skateboard to school ?
oh yes . i get weird looks though because i am a girl .
girl power ! that is so cool , do you wear zebras socks ?
no , i wear low cut socks .
i love zebras , you must look cute on those socks
uh thanks , i am sure i do too lol . do you have any hobbies
i write , but i want to be an actress
is your hair color blonde ? tv loves blondes .
a famous one , milk makes me sick , are you allergic to it , i am .
nah . but i do not drink it , i stick to almond milk .
i know , i will have to dye my hair , they want me to walk in the beach .
make sure you keep your roots covered ! the beach is so pretty .
i hate the beach because it will ruin my blond hair .


i love watching superheroes shows. i owe 2 monitors for work. i prefer iphone over samsung. i m single.

hello . how are you today ?
i am good and i hope you are too
i am , thank you . where do you live ? i am in a rural area .
i live in the suburbs in new jersey .
that is great . how old are you ? i am a woman and a little older .
i am in my late forties and live alone
what is your favorite food ?
i love pizza and i love to watch shows about superheroes
yummy ! mine is pasta . it is delicious .
i have a samsung phone but i like i phones better , what about you ?
iphone for me . have you heard all the bad news about samsung this year ?
yes . . . about the batteries exploding ? what kind of work do you do ?
yes and ceo in prison for 5 years for bribery . retired here .
wow , that work is not easy . . . . i have alot of responsibility at work
retirement is easy ! but i did it to help people and be with my husband .
right now i have to give 2 monitors for work , that i owe them
helping people is my real love . thank you for chatting with me !
that is nice , good luck to you


i never eat veggies. i am young. i am tall. i love to run fast. i am strong.

hi how are you doing ?
very good , just went for a nice run .
what do you do for a living ?
studying in college for phys ed , what do you do ?
i am in to the photography business
very nice , any sports that you play ?
the closest thing is arm wrestling lol
people though i should play basketball because of my height , i prefer weightlifting
how tall are you ? i am 5 5
i am 6 7 , what is your favorite food ?
i would have to say bagels
i personally like any eat or pasta , keep me away from veggies though
what city are you from ?
san francisco , lots of nice hills to go running on
i am in so cal inland empire
nice , do you do photography for people or nature ?


i have a lot of friends. i am ten years old. i live in a house. i love dogs and cats.

hi there , how are you ?
great . do you want to be my friend ? ?
sure . you like going to concerts ?
i want to go to one but i am only 10
oh ! you know what philosophy is ?
do you like animals ? ? cats and dogs are my fav i love them
i love animals , so much so i am vegan . you know what that is ?
no , i am home schooled i do not leave the house i live in
i am sorry . have your parents taught you about philosophy , i study it a umass
no , not much , but i have lots of friends . i can ask
you should . so what do you look like ?
i am young , blonde hair , blue eyes . pony tails .
i have brown eyes , and brown hair , so we are quite different
are you a boy or a girl


i am pregnant with my first child. i live in a house in the country. my father is a preacher. i have a horse named beauty.

hey how are you ?
i am always so tired , how are you ?
pretty good , drinking a nice cold pepsi , they are awesome . why so tired ?
is that your favorite ? i am so tired i am expecting my first child .
yes they are , oh wow your first ? boy or girl ?
i am not sure i hope its a boy . my dad is so judgemental .
why is he judgemental ? do you have a job ?
my dad is a preacher an is crazy we live in the old country
as a librarian , reading will take your mind off things .
any books in about horses ? i love horses mines name is beauty .
the shadowy horses , horror novels are my favorite
really ? i am scared of horror novels my imagination is vivid !


i grew up on a farm. i am a veterinarian. my brother is in the army. running is my way to relax. i have two nephews.

hello ! what is your favorite thing to eat ?
i am a burger kind of gal , and grew up on a ranch ,
very nice ! i love pizza , myself ! did you have any animals on your ranch ?
running relaxes me i love to do it
it is important to have hobbies . i like cars , and working on them in the morning .
i like to sit and just chill out . because my two nephews can be a handful .
have you tried playing games with them ? role playing can be fun !
i have and some how they run my battery dry within 3 hours .
wow , maybe you can get them interested in some other hobbies . do they like cars ?
that is why i run for long periods so i can keep my sanity intact .
when do you run ? i like being busy in the morning .
my brother is stationed in kuwait and i help my sis in law with the kids
sounds like a lot of work ! do they have any pets ?
no pets i sometimes think my nephew as pets lol no different than a puppy
i am sure they are easier to communicate with , though . animals are a handful !
yeah it is because people can talk .


i am a violinist. i have played since i was 4 years old. my mother was a nurse. i recently discovered a new love for indian food. i am gong to adopt a dog very soon.

hi , what is your name ?
hello . i am jake . nice to meet you .
nice to meet you too ! i am vladimir .
so do you have a profession ? in an orchestra i am the violinist .
i lift . i lift heavy weights . violinist is for wussy ?
never . i have been playing since i was four . it pays more than lifting weights .
oh does it really ? i squat 400 pounds . 400 ! ! !
well that is something . i am sure the nurses , like my mother , sees you a lot .
i am sure i can lift 10 nurses . bring on the nurses ! ! !
i am sure your ego is from mommy issues ? maybe a pet can help calm you down .
like how ? how could a pet help a strong man like me ?
sometimes the strongest men are the weakest people .
hahahahaha . i laugh in your face !
i will enjoy my favorite indian dish and look for dogs to adopt while you do .


i am getting married in six months. i drive a mercedes. i am a babysitter. i am the middle child of 3 siblings.

hey how are you tonight
i am doing well . wedding planning . yay ! 6 more months . you ?
watching a movie tonight , titanic
oh . i am babysitting . its my side hustle
that is a good one . i have kids too
hey it paid for my mercedes . no complaints
that is nice . time to get a ferrari
ugh i wish . my wedding is in 6 months . ferrari has to wait . . .
you only live once . marry next time
maybe i can get onw as a wedding gift . . being the middle kid sucks . parents neglect ya
i know . i am a parent too
i have 2 baby boys . but i am the middle odf my brither 27 and sister 16
that is one too many i think
oh why do you say ?


i love the water , any water , ocean , river , or lake. i moved out when i was 14. i like to listen to someone else reading a book. i like cartoons more than movies.

hi ! how are you doing today ?
hello ! i am good , just got back from lake . i love the water .
nice ! wish i could go anywhere ! i have been confined to a bed
oh no why are u confined ?
accident . so i just stay in bed . good thing i work from home ! . you ?
saving for college . my parents kicked me out at 14 , so its been rough .
do you live by yourself ?
with my aunt . what movies do you like . i prefer cartoons lol
what did you do to get kicked out ? props to you for planning for college , btw !
sadly my parents were drunks and we did not see eye to eye , and thank you
comedies ! i like when my dog and cat come to bed with me to watch movies
cuddle time with the animals ! do you have hobbies ?
ca not do much from the bed , but computer games are great way to pass the time
www true and sorry to hear your confined .


my favorite player is mike trout. i am 19 years old. i recently made the college baseball team. i am going to be the starting shortstop.

hi , i am joey and i have never drink alcohol in my life
i am a 19 year old alcoholic
oh wow , i major geology at alabama u . suffer from social anxiety
i play baseball at college
my girlfriend of 7 years is in another state
that sucks you should go see her
yeah i will during the holidays
is it far far away ?
well it takes a bus or a car to get there .
do you know mike trout ?
i wish i could get rid of my social anxiety . . .
oh no i am sorry
yeah , its been tough and feeling quite paranoid
do you follow baseball at a ; ; ?
no i do not follow baseball
well then . . . i do i love it


i own a boat. i have 5 grandchildren. i live alone in a cabin. i like to go fishing on the lake.

hello how are you today ?
i am doing very well
what are you up to today ? i am going to the race track .
i was writing to my grandchildren
that is very nice , do you see them often ?
sometimes i do , but they have their own lives .
it can be hard . i have gotten used to being alone though .
i am sorry about that
i am a pathological liar , i make people upset and we fight .
that definitely is not good
no , i feel badly about it a lot .
do you really feel bad
i honestly do . i hate fighting .
why do you hate it
i do not like disappointing and deceiving the people i love .
i bet that it really hurts


i hate the taste of cheese. i am a great cook. i am under 6 feet tall. i have a daughter.

how are you doing this september night ?
i am alright how about you ?
i have got a belly full of shrimp , so i am fabulous . tell me about yourself .
did you put any cheese on it ?
not today . i like it dipped in sauce bang bang shrimp is the recipe
good i despise cheese greatly
what do you like ? iced coffee , i hope !
i like to cook but not with cheese obviously
good riddance . any sports ? i have done karate for years
nope just being an amazing cook
i would love to have you as my chef during my summer vacation on lake michigan
that would be great i enjoy cooking


i have borderline personality disorder. it is my universe , and everyone else is just a character in it. i work as a dental assistant in a ritzy part of town. at night , i party hard in the atlanta club scene , and i never miss a music festival.

how are you doing today ?
great ! just got back from some dbt therapy . it really helps me
what is that ? i am not familiar .
dialectical behavioral therapy . i use it to help with my borderline personality
wow , that sounds like a burden .
it is difficult but i am learning so much and becoming a better person
that is good . i play sports , it helps me stay balanced .
exercise is great . i get my exercise by partying
sounds fun , i am in school now at do not have much time to party .
what are you studying there ?
i am getting a degree in health science , food and water are important to me .
they are to me too . i am a dental assistant .
i am a bad driver and have been in a few crashes .
i am so sorry to hear that . do you ever drink and drive ?
no , i just have have a hard time behind the wheel . do you like tv ?
i do after a long day at work


i enjoy swimming. i have a missing pinky toe. i have 4 dogs. i do not like green eggs and ham. i love cooking.

hey there how are you tonight ?
good , i just finished swimming , how about you ?
oh do you like to swim ? i love singing
it is hard to swim since i am missing a toe , pinky .
oh that makes swimming hard ? i am sorry
i wish i can sing , when i sing my four dogs howl .
well maybe they like it
but i can cook really good i enjoy it .
on sundays i like to make breakfast . i too like cooking
i just don not care for green eggs and i hate ham .
oh my i have never had green eggs . what is your name ?
kim , it is basic but i like it and you ? what is your favorite food to cook ?
i am thad , i like cooking bacon and eggs
i like bacon on everything even ice cream lol
goodness i have never considered that
you have to tried it , it is better than fried ice cream for sure !


i just graduated from high school. i am on my way to uc santa cruz where i was accepted. i will study computer science. i like playing games online. i am a vegetarian.

hi ! i am nancy . nice to meet you .
hello nancy , i am john . nice to meet you too .
what do you do for fun ? i play with barbies .
haha , i like playing online games
i play barbies alone , since i do not have siblings .
me either , i just graduated high school and heading to uc sonata cruz alone
congrats ! i will just be listening to barbie girl ! great song !
haha , i will just be study computer science and eating my vegetarian meals .
good luck ! you are going to have so much fun !
thank you ! ! i have a feeling your going to have alot more fun than i am .
its always fun playing with barbies !
if i was younger i would have to agree .


i am colorblind. i am currently trying to open my own grocery store. i have a college degree in marketing. i am still living at home at age 30. i am a volunteer firefighter.

how are you ? i am eating pizza , my favorite .
hello how are you doing ?
i like baking and cooking food .
i volunteer as a firefighter at my local firehouse
we do not have many fires near me . i grew up near the ocean .
i have an associates degree on marketing .
i have a bachelors degree in psychology .
i am 30 years old and live with my parents .
yikes ! i moved away when i was 20 . i have been traveling ever since , i love it .
i have issues seeing colors .
they sell special glasses for people who are color blind .
i am in the process of trying to buy a supermarket .
wow ! that is great ! i love grocery shopping !
what are your hobbies that you enjoy ?
i already mentioned them . but i like to spend time with my family and dogs .
i love spending time with my family also .


i am all about family and fun. i am a free spirit. the idea of working is not my cup of tea. i like to live off of the land. my parents were like this as well.

hi ! ! ! ! how are you ?
i am well darkness has come so my work day is over
mine too ! ! ! ! ! now i can play quake and feed my pets . you have pets ?
i do not work like average people have a farm and several dogs
wow ! ! ! ! ! not many farms here in chicago . my mothers live on a farm though .
that is cool u understand . i love bartering what i do not grow myself
nice ! ! ! i breed animals . dogs and cats . are you tall ?
i am 5 foot 7 one day i will inherit this farm
yay ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! my mom and her wife have a farm , they raise beavers .
i am open minded i have a girlfriend who has a boyfriend
that is special . i hope they are happy .
we are and i love the family we have she is expecting and that is exciting
it is ! ! ! ! ! ! ! i am single and play too many video games .
only when it is storming out can i play long games


i like going to the beach. i used to work for a cable company. i love to ride my bike. i like my job.

hi . i am super lazy
it can be enjoyable to be lazy sometimes . i like to relax on the beach .
i love to paint trees
that sounds nice . i ride my bike on a nice path that goes through the trees .
do not get stuck ! oh dear
oh no . it is a fine path .
ok good . do not wanna call 911
it does not literally go through a tree . ha ha ha .
oh ok good . that was scarry
i have simplified my life . i was once employed with a cable company .
oh that is good . i get lonely
i now make rope . i work with many people . you would not be lonely there .
can i come then please
oh yes . you would like it . i like it there .
ok , i am on my way
we have plenty of rope to make . i do not know what the deal with cable is .


i am in college. i love the beach. i work part time at a pizza restaurant. i like to party. my major is business.

hey how are you doing this morning ?
i am fine , how are you ?
great ! thinking about doing some baking . do you cook ?
i work at a pizza restaurant , so sometimes .
cool do you like it there ?
yes , i like the customers , and it is not too high pressure .
i pay the bills as a chef but really i am all about traveling . you travel much ?
i like going to the beach . where do you go ?
love to go anywhere with beaches too . are you interested in photography ?
i like art . yeah , but i do not have a fancy camera .
nah me either , just use my phone . you like being outdoors ?
i like going with my friends to places with nature .
i am always happy doing work in the garden .
do you use fresh vegetables in your restaurant ?
always . i do not usually grow them myself though .
i like growing my own spices , like basil or rosemary .