i like ford cars. i also like ford trucks. my truck is black. i own a ford truck.

hello , i am from america .
hello ! what do you do for a living ?
sorry , lets stick to likes , pizza is my favorite food .
pizza is pretty good , i love cars and trucks , especially the ford brand .
fords are very nice , do you like football ? my son plays .
yeah they are , i have a black f150 , i actually use it to tailgate at football games .
that sounds like a whole lot of fun . what else do you like ?
i like monster trucks too . how about you ?
i like reading mysteries , and going to the beach .
oh that is fun . summer is the perfect time for you then .
yeah , too bad fall is coming . do you have anything else you would like to mention ?
yeah , summer is good truck weather .
definitely . i wonder if people ever take trucks to the beach .
i have before , but you have to be careful of the sand !


when i have nothing else to do , i read books. i work as a bartender. i am a vegetarian. i used to be in the marines.

fellow how are you doing today ?
i am so great . how are you ?
a little down today missing an old boyfriend
why did you break up ?
i like men as friends he got jealous a lot
trust is one of the most important things you need to have , sorry that happened
i am ok staying busy with work i work in publishing
very cool . i am tutoring today but no customers
bummer hope the business picks up
its okay , i can mess around on the internet
what do you like to eat ?
i love raw veggies and ranch dressing , you ?


my grandma is from denmark. my dogs name is toto. my favorite band used to be toto. my car is green and smells weird.

hello , how are you ?
i am good , how are you ?
i am extremely well , i am travelling to barbados next month , so i am just preparing for that .
that sounds nice , was it hit by irma ? i am going to denmark soon .
i hope not , i am a travel agent and two clients just went there
i have a dog , like the one that dorothy had . . .
cool , i hope you are taking it for walks , i love fitness
you know the dog . . . . i wo not say the name . . .
i like the name toto . its the name of my business .
i always take him for walks . . .
that is good , then he can get his exercise in
i always exercise him .
dogs are great , they are the reason my parents started their business .
my danish grandmother gave him to me


my family and i go camping every month. i enjoy horseback riding. i am a mother to two beautiful boys. i am a full time mom.

hi , how is it going today ?
hello ! i am doing well . sad we are not camping though .
oh . sorry , i want to go fishing !
fishing is fun . i like to take my boys and horses out in the woods .
oh , it is ! i do it on the island i live on .
oh wow . my boys and i live near mountains .
oh . do you have any pets ?
a dog and the horses . between the kids and the pets i stay pretty busy
i have one dog . that is it . his name is bob .
what kind of dog is bob ? my dog is a husky .
bob is a white lab .
he sounds pretty . labs are good dogs .
they are the best . i am thinking about getting another one .
friend for bob ! you should name him burgers .


i like to upcycle my thrift shop finds and make new items. i am an art teacher. i like to sew my own clothing. i enjoy clothing with exotic prints.

i like to go out for drinks on the weekends
oh that is fun . i enjoy sewing .
awesome , in my spare time i like to write books for children
i up cycle things i find at thrift stores in to new clothes .
yes , shopping i do the majority of my shopping on line
oh . i am a teacher . i teach art .
do you believe in love ? i certainly do not
yes , i think that i do .
that may be why i live by myself
are you in a relationship ?
no , just like to keep to myself and write my books
oh . i have a boyfriend .
that is great , does he like to go out for drinks
yes , he enjoys a good beer .
nice maybe we could have one together one day
that sounds nice . where do you live ?
i live in florida how bout you
i live in south carolina .
awesome that is not that far away
i love florida . i need to visit again soon .


my favorite food is pizza. my idol is thierry henry. i went to stanford. i play soccer professionally. i have a wife and a 4 year old son.

hello there , how are you today ?
i am fine just eating pizza . i love pizza
is it regular delivery or a local favorite ?
it is local right close to stanford where i played soccer
nice , my wife went to stanford !
nice q my wife went there too . that is before our son was born 4 years ago
congratulations ! i have a few grandchildren about his age
nice . do you like thierry henry ? that is my idol
sadly no time to watch the games on sundays , i am a pastor
i admire that . between my soccer games and family i never get to go to church
family is important , god knows your heart
well thanks . what else do you like ?


i read sci fi space adventures with a passion. i eat tuna fish salad at least every day. i cannot get enough gummy worms to satisfy my sweet tooth. i have sandy brown hair and green eyes.

hello is anyone there to talk to ?
i am a nunnery who reads the sci fi space fiction , deal !
nothing wrong with that , i love sci fi
tuna fish and salad , that is what i eat everyday , atleast , deal !
i am a waitress at a small cafe in miami
miami , hah its gone now and gummy worms , sweet toothed gummy worms . satisfy ! , deal !
i love flowers , expecially roses and i take classes online at u of m !
sandy brown hair and green eyes , that is what i have got , no flowers deal !
i have long , brown hair and hazel eyes . miami is here to stay !
read me some sci fi cause ima nnneerd deal !
i am gonna find a nice fiction novel and read while irma hits
tuna fish and salad , every day , cause ima nereredddd !
my favorite food is pizza
pizza is gummy worms with a sweet tooth !


my feet smell. i have blonde hair. i have brown eyes. i love money. my mother was a weightlifter.

hi ! how are you today ?
doing great going to go dye my hair
oh , cool ! what color are you going to dye it ?
thinking brown eyes is brown and my mother hair brown
that would be a good fit ! what is your favorite tv show ? i love star trek .
good show and do not watch tv i like to workout
i like to eat pretzels . . . i should probably work out myself .
well feet will start to smell so good luck getting a date
what is your favorite band ? mine is vnv nation .
if we not talking about money what we talking about
i have no idea . i spend all my money on pretzels .
well can workout with my mother she will get you in shape
she probably could . do you work out ?
just my mother and i just work save up money
oh . do you eat vegetables and meat ? are you an omnivore ? i am .
sure just trying to get this money


my favorite color is red. i got married 10 years later. i was the first born child. i escaped and later became a carpenter. i was a slave for 10 years.

hey there how are you doing today ?
i am great . how about you ? what do you like to do ?
i like to be with my mom
interesting . are you the oldest ? i am .
i really do not know i was adopted
oh ? where are you from ?
i do not know that also
i know my birth family , but for 10 years i was held as a slave .
wow ! that is why the future is scary
well , i escaped and became a carpenter . my future is bright now !
that is good are you okay ? my dad works
i am ok . i am even married now . what does your dad do ?
he is at hp my mom is a home mom
cool . what is your favorite color ?
my favorite color is pink an yours ?
mine is red , although i also like pink .


i want to own a house on a beach. my parents both are school teachers. the only music i listen to is pop , because it makes me feel happy. i love eating at mcdonalds.

hi how are you this night
i am doing great , listening to the waves crash on the beach . how are you ?
very cool . i wanted to swim on the sea but i never did .
i love it here . my parents are teachers and wanted to retire on the beach .
enjoy ! i lost my mother long years ago . i miss her .
that would be hard , what kind of music do you like ?
i am not good with music but i like watch anime .
i have never watched it , does it have pop music ?
i listen but not much . are you
it is always playing at mcdonalds , i have become used to it .
what kinds of food do you like . i like meat .
i love cheeseburgers and fries .
me too . i had worked at mcdonalds when i was very young .
i love their healthy , fresh salads . where are you from ?


my husband will retire next year. i like to take walks. we plan to travel after he retires. i am a retired school teacher. many of my former students like to visit me.

if you do not like animals , the conversation ends here .
i encounter animals all the time on my walks ! whats not to like ?
perfect . i have seen opossum on my walks , very cute little critters !
never see those in my area . hoping to travel more after my husband retires .
where do you live ? when does he retire ?
he retires next year . luckily , i am already retired . i live on the west coast . you ?
i live in backcountry michigan . i encounter many sick , injured wildlife daily !
i see . what do you do for a living ?
i volunteer at the humane society and wildlife refuge . i care for those less fortunate
i do too . have you done much traveling around your area ?
i have been up to mackinaw to the 24 7 fitness center but nowhere else .
its good to keep in shape , especially since it sounds like your job requires it .


i once ran the mile in under 4 minutes. my favorite thing to do is float the river. my favorite activity is fishing. my dad was a cop until he was killed.

how are you doing this evening ?
i am very tired . i ran . i am very fast do like sport ?
not really i am too busy loving being a grandmother to five boys
swimming and fishing are my best activities ,
fun ! i like to take the dog for long walks great exercise
i wish to be in big family . my dad was killed who was a cop .
how sad . my neighbor was a cop and i help him out at times
oh good . i miss him i want to be alone most times and i go fishing
that has to be so hard . i can understand
i like rivers float the river , sports makes me good , i forget everything .
nature has a way ! i enjoy getting out and going to the farmers market
you are really busy . do you have any time for you ?
yes , i am retired so i can come and go pretty much as i please
do you have any hobby ?


i am a hardcore biker. i enjoy the outdoors. my favorite breakfast is pancakes. my friends and i go hiking all the time. i got a girlfriend last month.

hello , how are you this evening ?
i am good , hows it going ?
exhausting . i decorated a wedding cake at work today .
in your free time , do you have any hobbies ?
my girlfriend and i volunteer at the cat shelter .
cool , i go hiking with my gf i ride bikes
i have started running , i am a little overweight and my dr . says it will come off easily .
i am an outdoors kind of guy so running definitely will help you
in college , i was a majorette and cheerleader . baking put on a few pounds .
i know the feeling , i am a sucker for pancakes .
a well made pancake can bring peace to any situation .
exactly , buttery golden brown deliciousness lol
you have that right , lol . no one can turn those down .
do you have any kids ?


i love animals , especially dogs. when i grow up , i want to be a veterinarian. i like field hockey and soccer. i am a 15 year old girl.

hi there ! i am an army wife . what do you do for a living ?
hello , i want to be a farm vet when i am finished with high school .
i live out in the country . they can always use more country vets out here .
we are too , i use one field to practice field hockey and soccer .
you use one of what ?
a field . . . where are you station .
ft carson co . i live just outside co springs
we live in cali , on a cattle ranch . i love to surf .
i would love to try that ! i am pregnant right now though so maybe later !
oh yes , do not do anything to endanger the baby !
yeah it is my first . i am very excited for the baby to get here !
i do not want kids , weird i know . i only want dogs .
dogs are good too ! i do not have them because we move around way to much
that would be difficult . have you named the baby yet ?


i love reading. since i have fibromyalgia , the harsher winters here in pa will be rough on me. i enjoy doing beadwork and writing my own patterns. i just moved from va to pa. i grew up on a large farm.

hi how are you today
ok , i just moved from virginia to panama and my fibromyalgia is flaring up already .
do you work anywhere then
beadwork at home , but i grew up on a farm . do you work ?
i used to be i am retired
me too . now i just read books all day
what kind of books then
books written by witches using spells to cure fibromyalgia mostly .
that sounds like big fun
almost as big as the farm i grew up on ! what did you do before you retired ?
i was a teacher yeah
wow ! what state did you teach in ?
i taught in nc over there
when i said i moved to panama i meant pennsylvania . i just forgot what pa stood for
that is quite alright we forget things
i wish i could forget about this damn fibromyalgia . i dread the coming winter . .


my parents are both over age 100. i have six brothers. my wife is legally deaf. my brother in law runs a major hollywood studio. i build aquariums for a living.

hello , how are you doing today ?
hi i am great ! just finished up my latest work project ! you ?
i am doing very well thank you . i cannot wait to go out .
nice ! where are you going ?
i am going to go try out a new italian restaurant .
cool ! hollywood has great ones ! my bro in law runs a studio there , he hooks me up .
that is amazing ! i just work at a bank .
yeah i just make aquariums haha nothing nearly as exciting
are you kidding ? that is incredible !
really ? my brothers tease me about it ! there is 6 of them so its alot
wow , i do not have any siblings , so i just worked at my career .
that is good to focus on it though .


i work for a newspaper. my passion is writing. i am single.

hello , how are you ?
hey ! i am good ! just finishing up an article i have been working on . you ?
exhausted . i just got off work , and now making dinner for my kids .
i can relate to that ! the tired part . . . not the kids part !
ll . i am a waitress and working my way through med school .
wow ! i have written about a lot of waitresses trying to be actresses but never doctors !
you are a writer ?
yes , i work for the times ! i love writing , i am basically married to it !
i do not love waitressing , it only pays 2 . 15 an hour , plus tips .
is that even a legal wage ?
that is why i am in med school , awaiting a new life . . . lol
fair enough . does your husband have a good job ?
i am divorced .
oh , sorry !


i am a soccer player. my number is 42. nike cleats are my favorite. i joined a new team last month. i am a goalie.

do you have a girlfriend boyfriend ?
i do not . my soccer schedule keeps me too busy to date .
i like soccer , i play football
i am a professional goalie .
do you ever drink ?
i go out every once and while with my new team mates . how about you ?
i do when i go to watch football games i see them all here in alabama
do you bet on the games ?
i cant i suffer from social anxiety and betting would be hard for me to do
if you ever do use number 42 . its my number .
42 is a special number in my geology class at alabama university , it is my major
that is interesting . so you study rocks ?


my favorite author is stephen king. i was born in france and moved to canada. i am a digital artist. my husband is an author and we have twins together. my favorite hobby is reading.

hello , how are you tonight ?
bonjour . i am fun , sorting out my digital photos .
i am still in school , i will be teaching in three months .
congratulations ! my husband is an author and i work with photos .
i love photography , i take a lot of my vintage mustang .
great ! do you like reading ?
i do , i love to read dean koontz .
i like stephen king the best .
i like his early works . from a buick 8 is one of my favorites .
nice . oh the baby is crying wait a minute .
my father is a pediatrician , let me know if something is wrong .
good to know ! we have twins .
that is adorable ! i do not have any
haha you are still young . the baby was just hungry .
i am too , now that you mention it .
go eat something , nice chat !


i own a cleaning company. my favorite writer is nicholas sparks. i am married. i enjoy cooking. my mother was a teacher.

hello , what do you do for a living ?
i have a cleaning company that i work with my family
cool . i work on computers for google .
nice , i love google and i love to read .
me too . i am kind of a nerd . i like math and science .
one of the best writers i know is nicholas sparks , i am sort of a nerd too
would you use a self driving car ?
are you married ? i have been for 6 years now . . . . . i would try one
i programmed the one i take to and from work . i am engaged .
that car sounds a little scary though , my mother would never ride in it
as long as bad people do not program . the computer is safer than humans .
that is true , my mother started me reading early she was a school teacher
i always liked michael c . the author of jurassic park .
i have not heard of him , i think computers will take over the world fully soon
all of this has happened before and all of this will happen again .
i totally agree we are living a perpetual groundhog day


people say i can cook well. i work at a bar. i surf everyday. i like to listen to country music. i can play piano.

hi there . waiting for my husband to get home . . . . .
i am off work from the bar today .
are you a bartender ? i could use a cold one ! ! ! !
yep ! i would rather surf though . i do it everyday .
never done that . but it looks fun . live near the coast ?
yes , i do . its almost dinner time .
32 years old and only seen the ocean twice . poor me .
people like my cooking . do you cook ?
married 8 years ago and i cook every night . helps me diet right .
nice . do you like music ? i love country .
i like real country not the pop stuff . my dad listened to that stuff .
i hear you . i play piano too . play any instruments ?
played the violin for years . still play on occasion . keeps me sane .
me too ! i am so ready to eat . gotta go !


i like to play nintendo. i live in the great white north. i have a pet husky. i like to race rc cars. i love to eat fish.

hello , what do you do for fun ?
like games ? i play nintendo alot
i meant hobbies , but i like nintendo too . i also like to go to new places
oh i like to play with my dog an my rc cars an race
nice , what kind of dog do you have ?
a husky , you have an pets ?
no , no pets for me
really ? okay where do you live ?
i live on the east coast , you ?
i am in the great white north
i love the snow , i travel there during the holidays
really ? i try to leave when it comes
what do you for a living ?
i race the cars for a living
that is really cool . more exciting than my job
what is your job you do ?


my children vist often. my grandson s favorite type of cake is chocolate. i am an old woman. i like to bake for them.

hi , how are you today ?
great ! how are you this evening ?
i am good . do you have any hobbies ?
being an old lady , i have tons of hobbies
oh . i enjoy painting and drawing .
lovely . i am a baker ! my grandson loves my chocolate cake .
i love chocolate cake . what do you drive ?
i drive minivan , it is nice when my children come to visit every weekend .
my 4runner is four wheel drive .
how fun . do you go off roading ?
sometimes . i really enjoy driving on the beach .
oh ok ! i am a country girl , so i automatically think mud .
i like mud too ! either works for me .
what part of the country ? i am in texas .
i am in north carolina .
i have never been there . that explains the beach .


i work at home on my computer. i do not eat asparagus. i own 10 cats.

i read so much today
that sounds nice i feel like i do not have time to read as much anymore
my father was always writing so its a habit
i work a lot on a computer an wish i could read actual books more
try making it a habit !
i will ! do you have pets
no , i travel so much cannot take care of them
that is cool where do you travel to ?
all over , my parents were from different countries
cool ! that must be nice . do you have family all over ?
yep
whats your favorite place youve travelled to ?
ireland , my mothers country , been there ?
i have not but its on my list
whats number 1 ?
i would love to g back to italy


i have 2 cats. my favorite food is strawberries. i love to go to the beach. i am vegan.

hello how are you today ? i am chillin at home
me too . just chilling with my 2 cats
cool do you play any games ? i play rpg on my pc
no , i would rather get out and go to the beach !
do not blame you i been thinking of this person at work i like alot today
why do you get them some chocolate covered strawberries . i know i would enjoy that
its not a bad idea thanks
strawberries are the best fruit . they always work . even with vegans like myself
do you like ping pong ? i play alot
yes , you ever played it on the beach ?
i have no done that yet . do you have plans tonight ?
no actually i do not . what are you up to ?
i am gonna binge watch netflix i think
dude , you need to get outside , get some sea air
yea probably i am mainly a homebody
come hang out with us sometimes . i even bring my cats to the beach


i am still living at home at age 30. i am currently trying to open my own grocery store. i am colorblind. i am a volunteer firefighter. i have a college degree in marketing.

whats your favorite football team ?
hi there . i volunteer at the fire department .
the steelers are my favorite footbal team , seen any broadway shows recently ?
i am trying to use my marketing degree to open my own grocery store .
really impressive , i am a psychology major
very nice . college has me still living at home at 30
wow that is unfortunate , i love to wander and travel the world myself
i would love to do that too . i am colorblind so things are not as pretty .
they have special glasses now for colorblind people , you should check those out
my friend got a pair . he likes them a lot .
i bet , i have seen some pretty life changing videos about them
yep . i need to get a pair myself .


i was diagnosed with autism. people in school said i was quiet. i have not done anything since high school. i play games at the arcade , still. i listen to linking park , i do not know why.

currently i am in school to be a fashion designer . how about you ?
i am autistic and stay at home .
i am sorry . if you could be anything what would you be ?
i would work at the video game arcade . how about you ?
that would be awesome . you can do that ! i want to be a fashion designer .
does that involve talking to people ? i am quiet .
depends . you could have someone do all of the talking for you .
that would make me very nervous .
who inspires you ? alexander mcqueen and coco chanel are my inspirations
chester eddington , rip . i love linking park , do not know why .
same here . that band has gotten me through a lot .
me too , it has been hard with his death . was gonna go see them in tahoe .
so many people suffer in silence . its so sad .
yeah , i know how that feels .


i m terrified of heights. i have four sisters. i believe that mermaids are real. i love iced tea. my mom is my best friend.

hi there wow are you ?
i am well , so tell me about your family ?
we all dislike mexican food
i do not know about that . i really enjoy it along with a nice iced tea .
i travel to mexico a lot
i would avoid any of the tall buildings there because heights scare the daylights out of me
my wife left me there
no way ! i am really close with my mom i would ask her for help
maybe she would help me
do you have any other relatives that could help ?
no they all hate me
if mom did not help i would probably ask one of my four sisters
as long as they do not mind i eat cheetos
perfect . is it nice to swim there , it would be cool to find some real life mermaids .
spear fishing would be great
good idea ! sounds like fun


i don t fully understand my own feelings. i am unsure of who i am attracted to. i am afraid of rejection from my parents. i wonder what it would be like to be a different gender. i feel that i can t live up to many people s standards.

hi , how are y o
ok . what are your thoughts about gender identities ?
i feel as though people can live how they choose
do you identify one way or another ? i struggle with attraction to both genders .
well i am only attracted to females . i identify as male
what do you think being the opposite gender would be like ?
i think being a girl would be tough cause i am in twelfth grade
wow . i think if my parents knew my struggle they would reject me .
parents are supposed to support you no matter what
ideally , yeah . i am still trying to figure out my feelings .
it will be ok . do you have any siblings that can help ?
no . . . just me . do you have a girlfriend , then ?
i have older brothers . yes i have a gf . are you a boy or girl
both ? ? i wish i had siblings .
so you are basically the best of both worlds
i guess . funny . you getting ready to graduate ?


i decided to quick my job and travel for a couple of months. i am an engineer. i love to dance salsa. i am currently working on a project that involves bitcoins.

what is your name and what do you want ?
my name is amir and i want to dance salsa all night
i spend my time better , studying and becoming more intelligent
i am engineer , i have already completed my studies . sorry you are behind !
i am not behind . i am way ahead of you .
so you already have completed a funded project involving bitcoins ?
of course . i am the smartest person in my class and still is
then why did you have grammar error if you are so smart ?
you are the fool ! my little girl will be the next einstein
i am sure that will happen .
my girl will rule over you and your children
that sounds good ! i need to pack . i am traveling for the next two months .
where to my strange friend ?
the farthest point i can get to in siberia


my favorite sport is basketball. i am an avid runner. i live in canada , near ontario. my favorite basketball team is the vancouver grizzlies.

hello , how are you today ?
hello ! i am great ! are you into any sports ? i like basketball alot
i do not really like sport . it ruins my nails .
that is not bad , i would also call myself an avid runner believe it or not
oh , i like to jog in the morning with my cute dog .
running is great in canada , near ontario . that is where i live
oh , that is so cool . what do you do in your spare time ?
i like to run to watch my favorite basketball team , the vancouver grizzlies
very cool ! i do not have a tv right now , but that is okay
that is still is very cool lol
have you ever been to a debutante ball ? they are great
no not recently i cannot say
oh , that is a shame . though my last experience at one was terrible .
that sucks , tell me more


i am a student. i am from california. i like to be outdoors. i think recycling is important. i like to shop at goodwill.

hi there
hey dude , whats up ?
just finished my latest creation , a chocolate coconut pie . what about you ?
sounds good . i have been shopping at goodwill for some new to me duds .
cool . did you find some ?
i found some great jeans . reculed is the coolest .
nice . i like that too . i love to garden too . you do any cooking ?
not much , i am to busy with school , but i love the outdoors .
oh what are you studying ?
biology at berkley . i love it here in california .
sweet . i have thought about photography classes since i enjoy it .
awesome . photography is an art . i wish i could take decent pics .


my birthday is in june. i am currently unemployed. i have a cat. i still live with my parents.

hey hey ! hows is going ?
hey ! not so good , i am currently unemployed and i live with my parents lol
yeah , you could use a lift , life is to short not to live amazing
indeed ! at least i have my cat do you have animals ?
i absolutely adore animals , i have only a cat and dog though !
i have always wanted a dog , i will ask for one for my birthday in june
they are a responsibility though , like everything . i saved money on meat though
good point , i will have to find a job first otherwise i wo not be able to feed him
got any good job ideas you might like ?
i am only 16 so maybe working in a grocery store or something like that . do you work ?
yes , i am and front stage actress now
awesome ! do you have a play in june ? i could ask for tickets for my day


i am a recovering alcoholic. i have a large mustache. my girl friend lives in the condo next door. i am a retired newspaper reporter.

so how has your day been so far ?
my day has been great . i got to see my girlfriend who lives next door .
sounds nice , one of my daughters is dating the boy next door
how do you feel about that ?
i got lucky , he is a good kid , thank goodness
good what does he look like ? i sport a rather large mustache
well , he is still baby faced , does your girl like the mustache ?
she does not mind it . i started growing it when i got sober .
congratulations , that is an accomplishment , you should be proud
thank you ! i am still in recovery , but i have not had alcohol in a long time
awesome , i do not drink much since my girls were born , lots of shopping though
that sounds like a fun hobby ! how many daughters do you have ?
three , i am teaching them how to bow hunt , their mom hates it
wow ! were you inspired by the hunger games ?
i was , i hoping to dress the girls in hunger games costumes for halloween
that may seem threatening to some candy givers .


now i also work at a bank. my father used to work for a bank. i went to college and graduated few years ago. i grew up in the upstate.

hi how are you today
i am good . where are you from ?
i am from ireland and you
us born and raised . what do you do for a living ?
i travel for work and you ?
i followed in my fathers footsteps and am a banker .
that sounds very nice yeah
i have only been in it a few years .
do you enjoy it then
most of the time i do .
that is nice were you wild ?
i would not say that i was wild .
i used to be a crazy kid
oh . i was pretty well behaved .
we would have had trouble then
haha . are you dating anyone ?


the kids will be my responsibility as my husband doesn t want them. my husband just decided to leave me. we have 4 children and 2 dogs. i enjoy ice cream. i am 50 years old.

hi how are you doing today
i am alright . just watching my children and dogs
aquariums that s what i make for a living
my four kids love aquariums and ice cream
oh my family six brothers and i have had therefore wife
50 years old and my husband is leaving
wow how long have you been together
twenty five years with four children
oh that s has been a long time are you guys traveling
not yet . my husband left the kids to me
oh how s that feel you like it
lets just say i like ice cream more .
oh what flavor ice cream do you like more
probably mint and chip


i like crab dipped in butter. i like to kayak. i like to fly model airplanes. i like imagine dragons. i run six miles a day.

hello how are u tonight
hi , do you like seafood ? i love crabs with butter .
i like lobster as long as it fresh from the boat
i am doing good , trying to stay fit by running about six miles daily
wow i own a small consulting firm do u like sports
lobsters are delicious , i love to catch them on kayak
i am a sports information junkie
well , i am model airplanes , dragons junkie
many of my clients are big time gamblers
i see , you like gambling ?
i do not gamble its my job to help my clients win lots of money
how do you do that ? that is so unique .
well i have my sources for info
yeah , they all say that but it is ok


i did not pass the audition , but i will keep trying. i took classes while growing up. i think i have talent for it. i auditionated in a cooking show.

hi , how are you this morning ?
busy , busy , busy . getting ready for my audition . you ?
getting ready to go swimming with my son . are you an actor ?
nope , a cook . local tv wants to do a rachel ray sort of thing .
wow . that sounds amazing . i have read all of rachel rays cook books .
i started learning to cook when i was 6 . took classes for a dozen years .
i cook poorly . my parents divorced when i was small and i ate fast food
its never too late to start eating healthy . its not that hard , really , cooking .
my son says i should learn . but my epilepsy makes it hard .
i have heard diet can help with epilepsy .
really ? i would love to try something besides all of this medication
sounds like you enjoy reading . i bet the library has some books on it .


i like to play soccer. i am seven years old. and , my best friend is cayden. i just got my rejection letter from the gifted program.

hi there ! i am just hanging out with my kids karen , kim , and kevin .
hi my name is josh . i am seven .
hi josh , my closest friend is josh too he lives two houses from me .
i play soccer with my best friend cayden . do you play soccer ?
no , but i love to go walking .
oh . i am really smart you know .
if you are smart , please come fix my car , my honda civic broke down .
i am sorry i do not know how to fix a car .
good thing i like walking then , huh ? where do you live ?
my mom says i cannot tell a stranger where i live .
your mom is smart too then . too many weirdos online .
i am sad because the gifted program rejected me .
i am sorry to hear that . did they say why ?
i have to score a little higher on my test . i will try again .


my mom taught me how to play the cello. i collect stamps. i love going to concerts on the weekend. my favorite color is blue. everyday i go swimming at the y.

hi , i love posting on instagram having fun . i posted about my soccer scholarship
hello congratulations on your scholarship . i am working on my stamp collection .
nice to have a hobby . i am health freak , and would eat healthy , or die .
that is wonderful . i swim two miles everyday to stay healthy .
i work out hardcore , i can over do it . but its about being in best shape
i totally agree my health and music are what matter most to me
yeah , people think i am pretty cool that i do those things .
it really is . tell me more about yourself
what about you ? what would you like to know ?
i have been playing the cello since i was a kid .
cello huh ? i never really played much instruments as a kid
yes , my mother taught me . i have loved it ever since .
nice ! ! good to have one of those who inspire you .
yes , she used to play in an orchestra . we go to concerts together


i have two children. i am thirty years old. i am currently a stay at home mom while my husband is the sole provider. we have two pets as well. i love to take my children on nature walks.

hello , it is a pleasure to chat with you tonight
hi , i am mary . i am 30 .
hello mary , i am a 40 year old vintage car collector
i am a sham , i have got two kids . whats your name ?
my name is jay , i do not eat much meat for health reasons ,
what kind of health reasons ? have you tried going on walks ?
i walk , yes , i also enjoy spending time riding my seven horses
i also have pets , i have two dogs .
i have high blood pressure , i eat healthy so i can keep riding motorcycles
you must be very wealthy .
high blood pressure from the stress of all the money and homes i own
i have two kids , so that takes up a lot of time .
money is not everything , kids are everything you are lucky
thank you . i go on nature walks a lot , it helps with stress .
only kid i have is a pet snake named wrapper
why did you name him that ?
he wraps his body around my neck and chokes me it is fun
that does not sound very fun .


i have a cat named kj. i worked as a nurse for many years. my husband was a salesman. i have lived in several different states.

omg , you will never believe what just happened to me !
hello you right i probably will not . i lived a many different states
i was just attacked by a spider ! it fell on my head ! i am terrified of spiders .
omg you have me looking up now . my cat eat them his name kj
cats are awesome . i do not have one now , but i did when growing up .
my husband was a good salesman
was ? did he pass away ?
nope he a doctor now and i am his nurse have been for many years
wow , the perfect dynamic duo ! i pray to be like that when i get married .
yes it is very nice
my mother was single . she did a good job raising me alone , but i pray for companionship .
indeed , its a lovely night i love the night air
agreed , as long as it is not mountain air because of my heart condition .
it seem like its going to rain
the smell of rain is one of my favorites . it rarely rains where i live .
i wish it do because i would sleep better


i am a software engineer. i started at google on an internship. i work at google. my favorite seafood in lobster. i live in seattle.

good evening . its nice to meet you .
good evening nice to meet you too . how are you ?
i am doing great . i just got back from a good match of tennis .
tennis is fun to play . where are you from
oh , i am from minnesota . how about you ?
i am in seattle washington i work for google
cool . whats it like working there ?
its great and great money i engineer there software
you must be super smart . i am not too great at computer stuff myself .
i try to be it just took a lot of studying . where do you work
well right now i am trying to get my singing career off the ground .
that is great what kind of music do you sing ? do you have a band
i sing mostly folk music . a couple of my friends in our band .
that is great i hope it works out for you . sorry i have to run
thanks . it was nice talking with you .
was nice talking to you too


i prefer reading to sports. i have survived near death experiences. i sometimes drive fast. my family comes first to me. i am a gentle giant.

hello how are you today ? do you like to travel ?
i dislike sports but love reading
i am told i am very smart
i almost died yesterday afternoon
do you like steak ? its my favorite meal
well i am big but gentle
i rest for 3 hours a day i am quite tired
too much sleep can do that to you
i usually travel by myself i like it that way
yea i will travel to my favorite reading event
i do not have siblings and my parents passed away
as you can see i love to read
i do too that is why i only sleep 3 hours
well you better get some rest tonight


i believe that i can achieve anything. i love to gossip. i have never kissed a woman. i watch jimmy fallon s show every night.

hello there . watch anything good on netflix ?
i have no idea , i do not watch netflix
oh . i just stay home all day ,
i have this weird thing that i can achieve anything .
the thought of that scares me . i achieve a clean house
yeah i love to hear gossip and watch jimmy fallon .
i have not heard true gossip .
i have not kissed a woman before .
me either , i have not kissed a man either . i only leave the house under force .
oh wow . what is that like ?
leaving the house makes me panic
how come ? what is causing you to go into panic
i was kidnapped when i was young .
aww sorry to hear that .


i still live at home with my parents. i eat all take out. i am 32. i do not want a job.

hi , i just started a new job at an elementary school
congrats ! i do not want to get a job , haha .
oh really ? are you going to school ? i also just graduated , majored in education
nope , i am 32 , i just do not want a job .
do you have kids ? i love kids
i would hope so if you are gonna teach them ! no , no kids .
yeah i am very excited about teaching . what do you do for fun ?
play videogames , eat pizza . i am living the life !
sounds relaxing ! i am still settling in to my new apartment
i would like an apartment , i still live with my parents .
you should look into college !
i do not know , i feel weird going to college at 32 .


i am in college. i like cartoons. i still live at home. my mom is a janitor.

hey how are you doing ? i just got off work and making pies now
i am fine , how are you ? pies sound great !
i am covered in flour but all these venison pies will be worth it !
i live in a dorm at college , so we cannot cook .
what about a microwave or instant pot ? that could be fun
the dorm is super specific about things we are allowed to have
well i will send you a pie ! i can drop it off after my swim
do you have any cartoons to go with the pie ?
no . but i can pick one up at the grocery store i work at before my swim
do you swim for a team ?
yes ! the russian american team . we swim from russia to sarah palin house every week
that sounds like a crazy stressful training
it is not too bad . my pet panda goes with me and that is relaxing
your pet panda is that good at swimming in russian waters ?
thick fur keeps him really warm , and all the veggies from my garden beef him up
sounds like he needs a lot of bamboo


i have red hair. i work at a retail store. i enjoy walking on the beach. i live close to the coast. i am vegan.

hi , how are you ?
i am doing well , how about yourself ?
i am doing good . just fixed up a junk car . i am proud of my work !
that is really cool , it sounds like you are a hard worker !
yea i am always on the go . i fix airplanes fix up junk cars .
i do not have time for that , i spend all my time in my boutique .
how long have you had a boutique ?
i just opened it three months ago , but have been in retail for years .
what kind of boutique ? congrats !
thanks , but its nothing fancy . just some cute clothes and jewelry .
have more confidence when you talk about it . i am happy for you .
well , i am not the typical beach beauty of my area . i like things simple .


i also love to travel. i work as a lifeguard. i love to play tennis. i love the chainsmokers.

hello , how are you today ?
doing good just got in from playing tennis love it ! !
cool ! what do you do for a living ?
i am a lifeguard part time
nice , i was an actress , but i love this new job i have .
i enjoy traveling too . what is your new job ?
i am a chef , vegan because i love animals . do you like music ?
yes ! i am in love with the chainsmokers . . lol
ll i think my fav , is country music .
i do like country music too good messages in the songs
i enjoy it , i am not sure who the chainsmokers are ll
you can google them they are funny


i enjoy sleeping in on my days off. every day i drive an hour to work in this horrible traffic. i m an ovo vegetarian. i can t cook.

hi names oreo what color do you love
i love green . oreos are great . bacon is better .
yes bacon is good on banana sandwiches like elvis
as long as the sandwich has no meat or dairy , i am good with that .
yeah no dairy is blue to my knowledge
i did not mean i would eat bacon . i only eat vegetables and eggs .
my nissan is blue like the sky
i hate my drive to work . ugh ! the traffic !
traffic i hate too hence i got blue shoes so when i look down i smile
what makes me smile is sleeping in when i do not work .
i dyed my hair blue so i could be a smurf for halloween
do you remember if any smurfs cooked ? i cannot cook .
i remember them living off berries so i guess no
i need cooking lessons . i am terrible at it . i burn my eggs and veggies .
i burn water so i only make ramen in microwave
you can burn things in the microwave as well .
yeah but i can catch it sooner
i know someone who forgot to add water to microwave mac cheese
wow talk about yuck
it was not me though . i do not eat cheese .


i live with my parents. i get sad a lot. i just lost my job and i m looking for something new. i think i might need help.

hi howdy how are you tonight i am fine .
hi , i am good eating dinner ?
let us get to know each other i love going shopping .
do you know anyone who is hiring ?
no sweetheart online has great jobs you have to search .
i am looking for a job , i have to be tight with my money .
i understand times are rough with trump in bad .
thanks i will look , it makes me sad not to work .
i feel you i did not birth any kids you ?
i still stay with my parents
oh that is okay i have to go to my employment weekly .
so do you have any hobbies ?
where are you looking for work ?
anything i need money lol
yes i like hair and making up my face beautifully .
you should watch youtube tutorials with make up


i drink a lot of caffeine. i can run very fast for long distances. i have a very unhealthy diet. i have a cheap car my dad gave me. i am very skinny and energetic.

hi how are you doing today
i am good . how are you ?
i am ok , just got done reading the paper the world has gone nuts .
i agree . i drink a lot caffeinated beverages
i hear you there , i spend most nights trying to trade stocks , major caffinator .
i feel that i am very skinny plus energetic
well skinny is always good , as long as you are getting enough to eat .
true . i can run fast for far distance too . what do you enjoy to do ?
i spent m spare time tinkering with website design .
that is a useful skill to have
i guess , but i am always looking for an easier way to make some green .
my diet is very unhealthy , maybe i should do something about that
you should try muscle milk , its a quick an easy way to get nutrients .
nice thanks for the recommendation


i am an only child. i do not believe in love. i work at an accounting firm. i ride horses in my spare time.

how are you doing this morning ?
oh you know , just doing some accounting for my firm . what about you ?
i am taking a break at work in a retail position
where do you work ? i might need to do some shopping soon .
i work at gabes and it can be exhausting
i have not heard of that store . does it sell horse riding equipment ?
no it is a clothing store . what kind of hobbies do you have ?
i see . i like to ride horses and hang out with my friends . you ?
i like do some rock climbing and walk on the beach
nice ! do you have a special someone you take those walks with ?
yes i do my adorable companion lobo
is lobo a human or a pet ?


although i m studying to be a doctor , animals like me. i m always early. i volunteer with dogs. i am a graduate student.

good evening ! how is your friday going ?
hey there ! going well , thank you . how are you ?
good . . . looking forward to the football games this weekend . . . you have big plans
that is just super . i am so very happy for you ! i am studying .
not too much fun , then ! what are you studying ?
to be a doctor , but not just any doctor , an insect doctor !
as in a phd in insect research , or fixing broken legs on bumblebees ?
yes , the latter . i make teeny tiny little crutches for the ants ,
guess that opens a new market for me get well cards for bugs !
are you a card maker then or a writer ?
proofreader , actually , but i would like to start designing them too
designing is fun . a creative outlet is so good for a person .
how long does it take a broken leg on an ant to heal ?
it depends on how broken it is , if it needs plaster of paris or just a setting
how many years of study does it take to become a bug doctor ?
seven years , and very good fine motor skills
well , good luck ! and watch for bug get well cards ! good night !
good night ! thanks ! great idea


i am a farmer. my favorite music genre is rock. my hobbies include photography and hiking. i have two pet dogs. i hope to travel the world one day.

hey how are you today ? i am mark
hello , mark . i am mia . do you have any pets ?
i do , i got a dog for my son !
i have two that help me on the farm , i do not have children yet .
it is rough but worth it , have to work long hours to make it work .
yes , it is . also gives me an ever changing environment for my photography .
you should photograph me playing basketball sometime .
i could do that , what position do you play ?
i play point guard generally but i am flexible , do you like music ?
i do , if it is rock or rap .
imagine dragons is my favorite band , they are rock !
i am more partial to metal .
we could go to a concert sometime maybe ?
that would be great . where are you again ?
california myself , what about you ?
i am in ohio . that makes a concert date hard , lol


i was the first test child for sesame street. i once started a forest fire in california. i speak six languages. i always carry an edged weapon. i work on the radio as a character voice.

hi how are you today
i am fine , thanks for asking , how are you ?
where do you work at
i am a character voice on the radio , you ?
do you enjoy voice work
of course , it is really fun to use my voice to bring characters to life .
what do you eat mostly
i eat pretty much everything , what about you ?
i really like real and organic stuff
what is the weirdest story you have ?
nothing really and for you ?
on a trip to california once my friend and i started a small forest fire . . .
how big did it get
they put it out in like a week , but i am not sure how big it got


i live in new york city. i work on wall street. i actually like wearing suits and ties. i have a poodle named nanette.

i just got married , where is my gift ?
i sent it today ! may take some time . it is coming from new york city .
oh , what is it ? i hope i love it
you will love it as much as i love suits and ties . it is a tablet .
does it have books on it ?
of course ! it is the best money can buy .
cool , i want to reread the notebook
my poodle nanette and i just watched that movie !
i hope i can get out of work tomorrow
me too . wall street is killing me .
do you have a lot of money ?
of course . wall street pays well . you ?
sometimes . do you want to give me some money
since we are friends and all , i would not mind helping you out .


my dog s name is wonwon. i m still single at the age of 35. i teach both japanese and drawing classes. i still have a thick accent so words like hippopotamus are difficult.

how want to come on my boat with me
sure , can i bring my dog ? i am 35 years old .
sure , i am 70 . we can fish .
i like fish . i speak japanese and teach it and drawing classes .
do you want to move into my cabin with me ?
ok . i am single . but i do have an accent and have trouble with some words .
i will not judge you . you can be friends with my grandkids .
thanks . i can teach them japanese . and we can eat fish .
? i would really love that . will you teach me as well
yes , it will be fun . my dog even understands japanese .
does your dog understand english too ?
no . he has a japanese name too , won won . like it ?
i do like it . kind of like i won won you .
ha . i like you . how many grandkids ?


i enjoy playing computer games. i am glad that i work from home. i spend a good deal of time on social media. i am confined to my bed. i love when my pets visit me in bed.

hey how is it going ?
eh . i wish i was not stuck in bed all day .
aw man that is terrible . sick ?
yep . but i can work from home , so yay !
yay that is good . i like remodeling homes but i just quit my job .
wow ! my dogs hop in bed to visit me . can you build bigger bed ?
i probably could inbetween shooting my bow and arrow . how big we talking here ?
big enough for them and my computer . i love to play games .
i actually do like play games . what kind of games do you like to play ?
computer games . so you hunt too ? are you on instagram ?
i like hunting but i do not actually kill anything . i am on insta you ?
i am always on social media . instagram is my favorite .
i like to pose and use neato filters .
me too . are you married ?
no but i might start looking for a wife i dunno
good luck . maybe she will like hunting too .


my family and i go camping every month. i am a full time mom. i am a mother to two beautiful boys. i enjoy horseback riding.

good evening , how are you ?
fine , just came back from camping
oh nice , camping is rad
yeah , me and my two boys always go every month
i have got two boys as well . 9 and 10 .
mine 6 and 7 and full time mom
nice , i did the same for the first 5 or so years . miss it some days
yeah , you get back into it
for sure . do you have any other hobbies ?
yes , i like horseback riding and do you have any hobbies
very little free time a salon owner but i will always love being a hair stylist
you can do my hair , , it has been a long time had mine done
what would you do to it if you could ?
color it and make it straight


i love huge paintings. i love zumba. i like collectible dragon ball z figures. i like collecting rocks.

hi , i am rob . what are your hobbies ?
i am a bit of a collectors . i have a ton of dragon ball z figures . you ?
i like to read and listen to fin frenzy .
what is fin frenzy ? think you could do sumba to it ?
i am sure you could . its very upbeat and fast paced .
cool , i will check it out . do you like art ? huge paintings are my favorites .
i like art . mostly of open fields and landscapes .
awesome . open fields are a great place to find cool rocks . you work ?
yes . i work at a hilton hotel as a day manager .
that is good place to stay , is it good to work for ?
its fine for a job , but not so much for a career . advancement is hard .
that stinks . i am still in school . not sure what i will do when i get out .
what are you studying in school ?
i keep changing my mind . i think i am going to try psychology . not sure though .


i work at the grocery store. sometimes i volunteer at an urban farm. i decided to become vegan a year ago. i am vegan.

hello , how are you doing this evening ?
i am doing wonderfully thank you . i hope you are the same ?
i am . i just finished work for the day .
oh , great time of the day . . . . what do you do ?
i work on railroads . what about you ?
very cool job . . . . i work in a supermarket
oh , that is fun . what is your favorite food ?
well since i only eat vegetables , i would have to say radishes
oh , are you a vegetarian ? i eat plants as well as meat .
what is your favorite food then ?
pretzels are definitely my favorite . how about you ?
hard or soft pretzels and any toppings ?


i have 1 pair of shoes. i like having my back scratched. my mother has 500 pairs of shoes. i am allergic to shellfish and cats. i only eat at restaurants.

taking a break from homework want to talk ?
sounds good . i am trying to decide where to eat .
mom made spaghetti tonight . it was good . go italian .
i never eat at home .
we rarely go out . i am one of 5 kids so dad says its too expensive
its just a thing with me .
i wish i could . teachers do not make a lot though .
i cut back in other areas like shoes .
i am the oldest so when i get my license and a job . . .
you do what you got to do in life i suppose .
yep . ready to stop always having to watch the other four .
that must kind of suck .


i work out every other day. i like to fly kites. my neighbor comes over all the time to watch rugby with me. my car broke down last week.

i cannot believe i am six months from retirement . what will i do ?
i work out a lot almost everyday so that is one option ! !
hardcore ! my mother was a dancer , i am also a ballerina . good workout !
yea i bet . i fly kites so not much of a workout but its fun
that is too fun though ! do you make your own ?
i do . my neighbor comes and chills a lot , watches rugby so i chill and make kites
does your neighbor support your kiting ? my family is on board with my dancing .
yea he does . and that is great you dance . dance over here and help me with my car
i am on my way ! what is the issue ?
it broke down last week and now it will not run
since i am retiring , i can donate much time to help you . do not cry .
your the man ! ! drinks on me
high five ! this old , white , dancer to the rescue . car talk style .
haha where are you from ? i am from georgia
i am in seattle right now . that is a bit of a trip i would say .
i would meet you half way if i had a car


i have two children under ten. i have two cats. i need extra iron in my diet. i m in love with adam levine. i love eating kale.

hi how are you today
i am good . just playing with my two cats .
do you work any then
sahm . i have twin boys who are 4 .
do you ever read books ?
sometimes . do you have any kids ?
i do not and do you
twin boys that are 4 , remember ?
sorry my memory is not great
haha . that is okay . maybe you should eat more kale .
yeah or some more fish
yeah , both have a lot of iron .
yeah i also eat a lot of chicken
oh , i need more iron in my diet .


i am in 3rd grade. i am a french girl , but i moved to the us last year. i live with my parents and my little brother. i do not have too many friends in the us yet , but i am going to summer camp and i hope to make friends then ! i also think that i may make friends as soccer in the fall.

hello , how do you do ?
hi , i am in the 3rd grade
oh my ! i remember those days !
i am a french girl , but i moved to the us last year
since you are new here come visit me at the lake !
i live with my parents
i live alone . my 5 grandchildren wo not visit me at my cabin .
i do not have many friends in the us , yet i hope to make lots of friends
you can be my friend darling ! i am always of need of a fishing partner .
i hope to make friend when soccer happens i the fall !
you can play soccer at the lake ! there is a great ground !
that would be so amazing !


i just started working as a librarian. i don t know how to swim. i am a vegetarian. i am catholic. my favorite band is nickelback.

hello , just back from a long run , much needed stress reliever . how are you ?
i am good . i just started my job as a librarian so its been a long day
any book recommendations ? i am suddenly single , my wife left , i have time to read .
i like to ready romance and mystery novels . those will always keep you interested
interesting . having a good steak in new york city is what i am interested in .
sounds good . i am a vegetarian now though . i gave up meat a while back
my favorite food in my favorite city is just what i need .
that is my favorite city too . do you listen to music ?
yes , i am actually litigating a court case regarding pirated music tomorrow .
oh wow . i have a friend that pirated nickelback songs .
lol ! if they need a good lawyer , have them look me up !
lol that is cool . what do you do in your free time
i like to run . i am single now too , looking for a boyfriend by chance ?
i am married hun but i appreciate the offer lol


my favorite book is anne of green gables. i love owning nice office supplies. i won a beauty pageant one time but didn t feel like it was worth the effort. my mom teaches kindergarten and my dad is a tax assessor. i have always wanted a pot bellied pig.

hello do you bite your finger nails when hungry ?
no , bad habit , i love books , especially anne of green gables , my favorite .
so do i need to see a doctor about it
i take pride in my office supply collection , i have nice things .
what do you supply from your office ?
general office supplies , what do you do ?
am planing to set up an office handling shipping payments
sounds good , any pets ? i am thinking of getting a pot bellied pig , always wanted one .
for me i want curved animals from wood or clay
do you work with wood ? my mom teaches kindergarten and my dad assesses taxes .
no , they just look good and smell nice to me
i bet , i once won a beauty pageant although it was a waste of time .
i was the miss teen of our college during my third year in college
you must be a beauty , are you single ?
yes am and happy but not searching
sounds good , where are you located ?


i always seem to be losing things , most recently , my mind. i enjoy hiking on glaciers. marduk is my favorite band. i recently moved to sweden.

hey there ! hows life for you ?
its good thanks for asking
you are welcome ! got any hobbies ?
i love the outdoors , hiking
both of those sound great
what do you do for a living ?
i breath and eat food to stay alive
what city are you from ?
the city with all the flooding
are you in tx right now ?
yes i am . where are you ?
i am in cali , used to live in tx
that is cool . what language do they speak in cali ?
mostly valley girl talk lol
hmm . is it difficult to learn . i am so bad a foreign languages
do you have any pets ?


i have danced since i was two. i can say the alphabet backwards. i lost my job as a banker a month ago. i am a redhead. i got engaged to be married in paris , france.

hello my name is ted . big plans for the weekend ?
just got done at dance practice . you ?
i am just hanging out . my boyfriend is working this weekend so i am bored .
i just lost my banking job a month ago , so i am bored too .
oh no what do you do in your free time ?
dance . and i jost got engaged , so wedding planning .
i could never get married . i would forget my ring everywhere !
i love my ring . its gorgeous . he designed it himself .
wow what are you serving at the wedding ? i love spaghetti myself .
i have not decided on a menu yet , but we are going to be in paris .
how lovely paris is magnificent !
it is gorgeous . my fiancee is from france .
wow you are so lucky . french accents are sexy !
oui oui ! i am trying to learn french .


i simply walk around when i have nothing to do. i have high speed internet. i can beat anyone in chess. i saw a solar eclipse when i was 8 years old.

hello , i am apart of the military .
hi , thank you for your service ! what do you like to do in your spare time ?
well i hang out with my son , he is a high school wrestler just like i was .
cool . i love to play chess . i pretty much win every time i play .
that is cool . my favorite color is the color on my navy uniform , blue !
i like blue too . i also enjoy walking . especially on days i am not busy .
that is nice . tell me more about yourself .
well i just seen the solar eclipse again . last time i was 8 when i seen it .
that is cool . well , formation is soon . anything else ?
is your internet fast ? mine is high speed . i hate slow connections .
mine is military grade , so its not that good lol
that stinks . what else do you do in your spare time ?
not much . my husband is actually in the army so that was not a lie lol
where are you from ? i live in ohio .
we are stationed in texas .
how is the weather ? it has been raining here all day !


i dropped out of college a month ago. i live in my foreign car outside los angeles. some call me a hopeless romantic. i wear my heart on my sleeve.

how are you doing today
i am doing ok , how are you ?
i am great . i wish i could get my emotions out .
well i would love to help you . what is on your mind ?
art . i need to paint
my old college had art classes , maybe you could try that
that would be interesting . i like being alone .
i like showing my emotions . art helps . are you in the la area by chance ?
no . i am in canada .
i see . i feel like i need to find my true love . maybe i should try canada .
you ever heard of the song my girlfriend in canada
no i have not . who is it by ?
it is off of a musical
musicals are great but too expensive . i cannot even afford an apartment .


i just got a new sweater. i also eat too much french fries. i can t do math. it was too small.

hey , do you have any kids ?
hi ! no , i shop in my spare time . do you ?
good i do not like kids .
so i guess you do not have any .
no , none of my ex wives got pregnant
well that is good . ouch , my stomach hurts .
why does your stomach hurt ? ?
i ate a huge box of french fries !
that is not good . i hate them
do you just hate everything ?
yes probably . except my 3 cars .
what kind of cars do you have ?
i have some sports cars .
cool . i have a new sweater i could wear for a ride in one !
what color is it ? do you want to marry me ?
red . but you probably hate red .


i have a cat named jasper. i work as a barista. my favorite color is orange. my favorite flower is a rose.

good morning ! my name is lance . how are you ?
good morning lance , name is joe . doing well , how are you ?
good thanks ! tell me about yourself ?
sure , i work at a coffeeshop , pretty funny for a guy named joe , right ?
lol i need my coffee ! living in the city and going to the bank every day !
maybe we have met ! my cat , jasper , hangs out in my cafe .
would be a long shot , i just moved here recently from college a few years ago
oh , where did you go to school ?
upstate , where i grew up . you ?
on the coast . i love roses , and could not resist going to the rose bowl every year
omg that place is beautiful ! wanted to head out there but i followed my fathers footsteps
the sunsets were beautiful , the sky and the water would just glow this perfect shade of orange
and the weather ! and of course girls too lol
that is for sure , lol
good chatting with you joe ! take care .
you too lance ! catch you later !


i like to play baseball. my favorite place is the mountains. i have 2 kids. i am a doctor.

hi how are you today ?
i am doing just great and you
i am well , it is a lovely morning here , though it is getting a little chilly
looking forward to playing baseball today with some old friends
nice ! where are you playing ?
its really just a softball game in a local park
that should be fun ! we are going to the movies today
what movie are you going to see ?
i am going to see happy death day
have you ever been hiking in the mountains
it is one of my favorite pass times
what do you do for a living ?
i am a cattle farmer
that is great . i am an animal doctor
that must be exciting . i love animals
at times it is and at others it is not


i love cooking !. my mother is from greece. my favourite colour is green. i like to swim when the weather is hot. my father is from india.

hi how are you today
great ! i love to cook . whats your favorite dish
my favorite dish has lots of food on it
like a smorgasbord ? my is seafood
what is your job eh
i am a cook duh lol what is yours
i am a doctor you see
that is cool . i like to swim when its hot . is that good for me doc ?
of course as long as you put on sunscreen
great . i swim in greece and india every year . that is where my fam is from
do you have any children
nope they make me puke . speaking of puke my favorite shade of color is green


i am in college. i work part time at a pizza restaurant. i like to party. i love the beach. my major is business.

hi ! how are you doing ?
not bad . just getting ready to go to work . whats up ?
not much , just been learning how to garden lately
that is cool . hows that going for you ? any . . . vegetables ?
not yet . but i have a koi pond in my garden with a pet koi named spot
nice . do you work ? i have a part time job at the pizzeria .
i do work as an accountant but really i enjoy being a musician the most
do you ever play at parties ?
yeah i play the electric violin
awesome . . . i could party to that .
right ? one day i would like to play with my favorite band , imagine dragons
imagine dragons is a great . . . try listening to that on the beach . amazing .
that is a great idea . sounds good in my garden too
haha . . . man , i wish i was done with college . just want to start my own business
you will get there ! work hard party harder
haha exactly ! that is exactly what i am going to do . man , i can tell you get me .


i am ten years old. my dad works at the mill and my mom is a teacher. i love dogs and cats. i have a lot of friends.

hi , how are you ?
pretty good . how are you doing ?
good , i am glad its friday
yes , i agree . been looking forward to the weekend all week .
agreed ! i live in the south so we are getting ready for the storm .
oh my gosh , me too . its scary stuff .
yes i am in atlanta and people are freaking out .
i am in tampa , where the eye will soon pass over . i am s . o . l .
oh no ! are you staying put ?
yes , for i live in a concert apartment
i hear traffic is awful and there is no where to stay anyway .
false ! local traffic is terrific , but the interstates are horrible .
good luck and stay safe !
thank you , do the same


until then i will make 215 an hour. i hope it to become a doctor one day. i make and me by waiting tables. i am a college student who is a full time working mom. i cannot wait to start my new life.

hi there . did you read the news about the new outlet going in at the beach ?
no . i am too busy working and waiting on tables .
lucky . bet you meet lots of interesting ppl . what king of restaurant ?
i do . i am a mom working full time as well as a college student .
i wish i had taken management classes . what s your major ?
phd in medicine . can not wait to be a doctor and start a new life !
are you finished with your ta positions ?
i am . what do you do for a living ? i make 215 an hour .
i work retail . never going to get rich but love the clientele
that is what matters most . pointless to be rich if you hate what you do .
i have a great balance work in the field i am passionate about and surf when off !
that is cool ! what is your favorite type of music ? i like all kinds .
for a while , red hot chili peppers but only because it s my fav color
how about a tv show ? my favorite right now is the walking dead .
no tv . os that 215 hr . what your specialty ?
oh that is 2 . 15 since i am still a waitress .


i work on a farm. i eat eggs for breakfast. i know how to drive a truck. i was born in kansas.

hi how are you ? i am exhausted and headed to my third job
well , i do farm work ! what are your 3 jobs ? sounds like a lot !
they are boring . i hope to be an announcer for baseball someday
that sounds fun ! i am from kansas !
i have never been there . lots of farms ?
yeah , and it is really , really , really boring !
i am sure . make things more exciting and listen to avenged sevenfold
i love that band ! do you like zip lining ? i do !
i actually proposed to my girlfriend on a zipline recently !
i hope she was happy and said yes ?
yes she did ! we have been together for 3 years .
actually , so my girlfriend and i !
do you think you will propose soon ?
i think so , i just have to get up the nerve !
you should do it soon !
i should indeed ! i want to go to a real nice restaurant !


i have always enjoyed telling stories to people. my husband died a few years ago , so i am raising them alone. i work as a english teacher. my ultimate dream , however , is to be a writer. i am a mother of two daughters.

hi ! how are you doing today ?
hello ! how are you doing today ?
just fine ! just a relaxing day listening to music , reading , watching tv
that sounds great ! my husband used to love watching the tv but i was always a reader .
did he watch sitcoms by chance ? there is a new political thriller coming out
mostly sports and war movies . they were always too violent for the girls to watch .
do you listen to music ?
i do ! paperback writer is my favorite song . i always wanted to be a writer .
writers make great people to have conversations with
i had the best friends in college and we had the most amazing conversations .
i would talk to strangers on the subway on my way to college
i went for english and i just loved it ! what did you study ?


i prefer the night instead of the day. i have woman calling me all the time. i was once offered to play basketball professionally. i love wearing name band clothing. i spend my evening creating the perfect music playlist.

i am a designer clothes freak . you ?
that s funny , i do love designer clothes . how are you ?
great ! night is so much better than daytime . you sing ?
never tried but i am a night owl . do you sing
yes and i could have played pro basketball if i wanted to . you dance ?
wow that s crazy i also had a shot at the nba !
get out ! crazy women keep calling me . insomniac ?
maybe we have the same women calling too !
hmmm . i finalized my fave music list . you cook ?
i cook what i must but clearly i get a woman to
i see . gucci , vera and levi are in my closet . you play chess ?
no chess but i do play that playlist often as well
oh okay . charlie pride is on my playlist too . you workout ?
what pro baller doesn t work out ? charlie pride . . . ancient man


i play a lot of video games. i decorate cakes for a living. i am slightly overweight , but my doctors say i m healthy. i love cats. i m a lesbian.

i would drink my own urine before i die in the wilderness , you ?
no i could not do that but you have to do what you have to
it is a matter of life and death though
that is true . what do you do for a living
you really would not do it if it meant you would live just a bit longer ?
i do not know i have never been in that kind of situation
i have , multiple times , i live in the middle of no where
can you move somewhere closer to people
maybe , once a month people from the discovery channel collect my videos
that is cool . i am a cake decorator
oh nice , all i eat comes from hunting . because i am married to the outdoors
that sounds fun my girlfriend loves to hunt
maybe you can find me and bring me a cake ?
lol she is better at finding people in the woods i am to much of a diva
better yet , maybe your girlfriend can find me instead then
yeah maybe she could . might do me some good i am a little overweight


i have one close friend i grew up with. my dad is very strict with his kids. i wished i was older so i could move out. i worry about money even though i am in high school. i am dissatisfied with the school life i have had so far.

hi ! how are you ?
i am doing ok , hanging in there .
hope things get better . what do you do for a living ?
i am looking for an after school job , i am still in high school
oh , cool . i am an accountant
wow , how did you pick that career ?
i was running when i got the idea ! i am just good at numbers .
that is cool . i need to find a job so i can move out of here asap !
do you have any pets you are gonna move with ?
no pets , my dad is too strict and mean for us to have any
i am sorry . i have two really cool dogs
awesome ! i want to get a dog once i move out .
that would be great ! who your fave musician ?
i like avenged sevenfold
they are really good , but my fave is bruno mars
yeah he is good .
i drive a red honda . do you have a car for the job you need ?
no but my close friend drives me where ever i need to go .
oh , that is nice of them
yes we grew up together so we are kind of like sisters
that is great !
yeah i wish we were because her dad is nicer than mine
once you get a job you will be free though !
yes i know . its just do not know what kind of career i want to get into
do something you love , if possible
i hope so . i have not had the best schooling so i feel like i have been deprived
college might be able to fix that
yes i just worry about money for all of that
understandable . college costs a fortune
yes ! well , i better get to job hunting . it was nice chatting with you ! tty


i love to work in my garden. my favorite band is ween. i love to eat sushi and pizza. i am an older guy.

hello . how are you ? i am well watching a little basketball
hi , i am doing good . i am having lunch .
nice . are you in college ? i attend a local one .
i have been out of college for a while . i however still listen to the band ween
what are your hobbies ? i like listening to rock that is classic
i like to be in my garden . love the outdoors
what do you do ? i make smoothies at a local shop . that sounds relaxing .
i am trying to write a book while i work in my gardening
i am also a vegetarian . i would love to garden .
you should give it a shot . it is very relaxing
i think i may do that any suggestions for a beginner ?
start small . do not over water . or give to much sun
do you use the farmers almanac ?
i have not but i need too . i mostly wing it
my family has always had a garden .
mine has too . my dad loves it


i wish my boyfriend did not want an open relationship. i want to get married again. i am angry at my coworker. i have 10 years experience in our industry , yet she gets promoted.

hello . how are you today ?
hi ! i am mad with my co worker . how are you ?
i am great . why are you mad with your co worker ?
she schemed to get promoted . i clearly have more experience 10 years in the industry
what do you do for a living ? i work on cars . not much scheming there .
i am in insurance sales . also , can you believe my bf wants an open relationship crazy !
oh no ! i do not have a boyfriend or girlfriend to deal with , thank goodness .
have you been married ? i would like to get married again .
yes , i have been married , but not now . maybe someday .
what do you do for fun ? any hobbies ?
i like fishing and i guess i watch tv maybe too much . how about you ?
i like tv too . i have been working too much trying to get that promotion
sorry you did not get that promotion . hang in there .
i will find something better in work and in my personal life , i am sure !
good attitude ! hard work pays off .
thanks for listening to me ! good luck to you too !


i love to travel. i like to eat pizza. dogs are my favorite animal. i enjoy cooking and baking.

i am half of a century old today and i celebrated with ice cream .
that sounds awesome ! i will celebrate with you . pizza style !
50 years is a long time and a lot of ice cream . pizza is good too .
i love to cook and bake but i rarely make ice cream . happy birthday ! !
thanks ! i eat ice cream every day . i like it a lot .
yum ! you should go to nyc they have a great ice cream place there .
i still use my grand parents old recipe from 120 years ago and its still good .
that sounds amazing ! can you share ? is it safe for dogs ?
we will leave the secret recipe to to our 4 children and some to our 2 dogs .
you have dogs too ! they are my favorite animal .
everybody loves dogs and ice cream but not everybody loves their kids .
that is funny and probably true ! i do not have children
oh your missing out . all 4 of our children turned out great . well except one .
the more you have the higher the chance of that happening . 3 4 is good
just joking , all 4 are great but my husband do not want them
husbands are harder to win over with the kids . is he eating ice cream ?


i love animals. i am a vegetarian. i make 50k a year. i like to make clothes. i work for peta.

how are you doing today ?
i am good and how are you
i am eating a late dinner
i am too veggies here
mashed potatoes and green peas are my favorite
i am a member of peta so i do not eat meat
i am vegan too . do you watch game of thrones
i watch it all the time
i also like to watch soccer
i make 50 grand a year so i do not have time for it
do you collect anything ? like art ?
no i do not know much about that
what is your favorite color ?
my favorite color is green and whats yours


i am a jack of all , master of none. i am male. my weakness are sweets. i live to not disappoint my loved ones. i am unsociable.

hi how are you doing
i am well , thank you . how are you ?
i am good having a shopping day with my mom
oh cool . make sure to get some candy !
is that your favorite thing
it is kind of my weakness , yes .
do you like to eat veggies
they are okay , but not my favorite .
i like all but broccoli
broccoli is my favorite of them .
wow that is funny what do you do for a living
a little bit of everything , actually .
i make and play video games
that seems like a very good job .


i have an internship at a computer company. i like to go fishing. my mom is a lawyer. i am a student. i have 5 children.

hi , how has your weekend been ?
pretty relaxing . my five kids were out of the house this weekend . you ?
it was great , my husband and i re decorated our bathroom .
fun ! i was able to catch up on homework . i am back in school , ugh .
oh work work work ! ll i did quite a bit of house work this weekend too .
thankfully my kids are good at helping , or i would never get a chance to fish .
that is great ! we have been married with out children for eight years .
sounds relaxing ! he he he . do you like fishing or any other hobbies ?
yes , i like crafting and painting .
i like painting too . do you work ? i am an intern for a computer company .
i do not , i am a stay at home wife .
nice . have you thought about school ?


i have trouble losing weight. i don t cook and usually eat out. i am a very short woman. i love animals.

good afternoon how are you
i am so fat . but happy !
awesome . i work at mcdonalds
oh , i should eat not eat there , but i do all the time . i cannot cook .
i have four brothers and drive a blue car
i have a blue car too ! but i should walk more . i just cannot lose weight .
i do not like making left turns
those are hard . my puppy is turning left and right , all the time !
i adore my sweet puppy .
animals are so great . i love them . wish people were as nice .
me too . people are mean
people make fun of me because i am less than five feet tall .
i am six foot so i am tall
in addition i am over 200 pounds . imagine that !
wow . you can start by walking
i know i should . do you play basketball ?


i am a fitness guru. i am 5 3 an love movie time. i am a true believer in god first. i love adventure that is why i have been a sales person all my life. i am a carefree , unloving , free spirited person.

hi there how are you ?
hello i am good and yourself ?
good thanks . whats your favorite time of year ?
i do not really have one . i am just a free spirited person .
very nice . i love winter ! its my favorite season !
that sounds awesome . i like adventures , been in sales all my life .
sales , nice . i get everything i need at walmart .
are you religious because i believe in god .
i am , but i have not been to services in a while .
do you love movies , because i do ?
sort of . its hard sometimes because of the snow . i love the cold !
i do fitness in my spare time , somewhat of a guru . how about you ?


i make over 200 , 000 per year. i helped develop facebook. i work as a computer programmer. i have two pitt bulls. i like to donate time and money to charity.

hi . i just got done reading the last book in a series of ten . awesome !
that is six books too many . i am rich .
i am blue collar . work in the warehouse district at a power plant .
i made facebook . i might own your warehouse ?
must be nice . i am from california . how about you ?
yes also cali . my pit bulls are friendly so do not worry .
my chevy can drive fast . i just will not get out of the car , lol
fast but not like my jet . did i mention i made facebook ?
yes . while you are eating fine cuisine , i will enjoy my favorite , spaghetti .
that is some good food for all classes of people .
yeah . i do love it . italian speaks to me .
do you speak to it in italian ?
no . do you speak other languages ?
mandarin . china will own the 21st century
you think so , huh ? while that would be a change .
it will change many things . learn chinese now .


i enjoy jazz music from when i was a girl. my left knee is filled with metal. i have 3 dogs and a parrot. my family means the world to me.

hello ! how are you today ?
hello , i am well . i was just thinking about jazz . do you listen to it ?
no . my boyfriend does though . he says it helps with his job at nasa .
last time i had a boyfriend i got metal in my knee
oh goodness ! how did that happen to you ?
we we are walking after the dance and i tripped and fell in a pile of steel nails
oh no ! i am so sorry . my mothers would say that is something i would do .
i love my family . do you have any pets ?
no pets . my mothers own a dog though . i am too forgetful for a pet .
how nice , whats its name ? i own 3 dogs and a red horned back parrot . rare
bubba , i know my mother is bad with names and my other mom laughs at it .
how pleasant . do you like food ?
i love food . spaghetti and meatballs are the best
you ever have a little capacoal ? a little mortal ?


i watch a movie sundays evenings. i own a cat. i talk in my sleep. i like tacos.

i have a son and daughter . they have dogs and cats as pets .
i love animals i have a cat .
my cats name is grayce and we like tacos . i talk about movies in my sleep .
really i love tacos . i had some tonight
my favorite movie is deception and wil on next sunday . you like tacos ?
yes i had some tacos tonight . they give me bad dreams though .
i wrote a book about cats who eat tacos while watching movies on sundays .
that is productive i just search the internet while watching movies
goat tacos are my favorite . grayce has a gps chip in her . she cannot get lost .
goat tacos i have never heard of that i did east alpaca recently though .
tacos are my family anytime food . grayce can sing and we watch movies .
i cannot sing well but i do sometimes when i talk when i am asleep
alpaca tacos sound good . i will make some for grayce and i tonight .
you should i highly recommend it
you know any good movies that wo not give me nightmares ?
umm how about a superhero movie ?


i am a librarian. i volunteer at an animal shelter. i love going to concerts. my favorite kind of food is italian.

hey ! hows it going tonight ?
hi there , not bad , how are you doing ?
great ! chatting and crocheting lol
wow nice combination , i am eating pasta , italian is my favorite kind of food
i cook great italian or so my husband and 5 kids say lol
5 kids ? you should go out more often , for example , i like going to concerts
haha i really should get out more ! mostly , i am home with the family and our cats
i love cats , i am volunteering at an animal shelter
oh that is cool ! whats your favorite animal to work with ?
cats and dogs , i take my cat to work , i work in the library
reading is one of my all time favorite things to do ! ! !
nice , tell me something else about you that i do not know
hmmm i could eat mexican food every day of my life ! ! ! !
i live in california , i know my burritos


i like to visit places around the world. i have been to every state except alaska. i like to paddle board. i like to swim in the lake. i love cabins in the woods on the lake.

how are u doing today
i am good , thanks for asking . how are you ?
i am good and not a problem
do you have any hobbies ?
yes i like to bake cakes
wow ! i am outdoorsy . i love swimming and paddle boarding in the river .
i love to swim to
i like to travel , i have only been out of the country once .
i have never been out the country
its fun . i usually spend my weekends in a cabin overlooking the river .
i bet it is if you like not being in the country
yes that is true . i have been to 49 50 states still need to go to alaska .
damn that is cool and alaska to cold for me
it will probably be on my list for awhile .


i am an artist. i enjoy hiking. i speak french and english fluently. i have two border collies.

hi how are you doing today ?
hello there lad , how are you today ?
i am doing ok what do you do for a living
i do not do much i am a artist .
that sounds fun to do you must be creative . i have never had to work
nice . i do not look at it as work lol
seems awesome . my mom helped develop an apple phone
awesooommeeee i speak 2 languages fluently
that is great what languages do you know
english an french i also love to hike for fun .
i play video games and listen to music
cool i have a few collies .


i can speak three languages english , french and spanish. i m currently looking for employment. i am colour blind. my favourite band is rush.

how are you doing today
hello the weather here is great , sunny and warm
it is warm here too
it is a great day to go job hunting
what kind of job are you looking for
i am hoping to get a job as a barista because i speak three languages
what languages do you speak
i speak english and french and spanish fluently
that is pretty great . when did you learn
i taught myself french and i learned spanish in high school
that is very nice . i bet you can get a good job .
where do you work
i am a paralegal and bake on the side
i am not a good baker but i do like to cook
i love to make cookies and cakes
i love to eat cookies and cakes


i am gay but i have not told my parents yet. when i have free time , i sketch my favorite characters. i like comic books and anime. i play a lot of video games. i take things very literally.

hi how are you ? i can also say this in french and arabic
bien , y tu aujourd hui ?
wow ! i am impressed ! where are you from ? my family comes from algeria
i am from north america . i learned french was in 9th grade . that was years ago
what do you do ? i make coffee
i work from home . and i just opened my own online clothing shop in august
congrats ! what do you like to do in your spare time ?
www . cafepress . com lelesfashionshop1 if you want to check it out
thanks ! i like hiking on weekends . what music do you like ?
thank you . in my spare time i go bike riding with my family and write poetry
that is nice ! i like jazz music and play the piano in a band , which i enjoy
i like rap , r b , jazz , and reggae music
nice ! do you have any pets ?
no . but i used to have a feist dog that does not grow anymore


my mother was a concert pianist. i have one little girl. my wife is a college professor. i graduated top of my class.

do you want to go out to play ?
i am a bit old for that , but my little girl might like too .
maybe she is in my preschool class ? i like zebras .
do you like music ? and she might be , where do you live ?
there is a white house , then a brown house , and then my house .
what color is your house !
yellow ! i like dancing . i like to twirl my dress .
i love yellow too , my mother played piano in concerts !
what is a concert ? is it outside ? i want to go play outside .
yes it is , can be outdoor , my wife might teach you someday ! she is a professor .
i like my preschool teacher . she is nice .
what is your favorite subject ?
i learned my abcs . a b c d e f g !
that is amazing , you are going to graduate top of your class like me !
are you in school ? how high can you count ?
all the way to infinity if i try hard enough .


i use to be a wild child. i love the country but enjoy visiting the city life. i ve always wanted to travel to ireland or puerto rico. i like the color blue or red. i have two dogs , one pitbull and old english bulldog.

hello , how are you doing ?
hi i am doing ok how are you
very well thank you . what do you do for work ?
i work on the farm i live in the country
do you have animals ? i am a veterinarian .
yes i do my indoor pets are my dogs rambo and zelda
how nice ! i am an animal lover , so i have decided to become a vegetarian
i could not give up meat . do you travel any
i love to travel . my favorite place is to go back home to spain occasionally
i want to go to ireland one day i visit nyc sometimes i like the city
i love nyc . they have great hip hop clubs
yeah they do i like it as a get away
where do you currently live ?
upstate new york near jamestown ny
i bet it gets very cold in winter . i am more of a summer person !
yeah it does but you get use to it after a while


i talk in my sleep. i watch a movie sundays evenings. i like tacos. i love folk metal. i own a cat.

hi how are you today ?
i am doing well . how about yourself ?
i am doing good . where do you work ?
at a medical office answering phones , filing paperwork . you ?
i want to be an artist . but i am terrible .
what type of art do you do ?
of things i have done in life . like my guns .
you sound more interesting than me
not really . guns are interesting not me .
do not know much about guns , limited to what i see in movies
you just gotta learn . i shoot clay come do it
mmm , i would probably miss and hit a car or something .
huoh ! i shot a lion once
no , do not tell me that ! i am a cat person , well own one at least


i played football in high school. i drive a lifted chevy truck. i am a roofer. i always have a beer after work.

oh , i did not notice you . i was meditating .
where do you meditate ? i do on the football field
wherever i am , sometimes at work , sometimes holding up traffic .
i drive a big truck with lifted wheels , what do you drive ?
i drive a tiny cute car , that is not bad for the environment
where do you work ? i always pound back a beer when i finish .
marketing mostly , i am my own boss
that is awesome , i would be the guy who does the shingles on your roof !
cool . come do my roof for me
i will as long as we can have a drink or two after .
okay , i love drinking it will be really fun
did you ever play football ?
no . i do not like doing things that hurt .
ok we do not have to play , anything else fun about you ?


i need a wheel chair to get around. i am a female. i have 2 kids. i hate tomatoes.

hello how is your weekend going ?
good so far . . how about urs ?
its going well . spent the day outside . do you have any pets ?
no . . i have kids though
how many kids ? i have several different kinds of pets , but no kids .
2 kids . . . boy 4 years . . girl 2 years
i prefer spending time with animals lol . your kids are young !
too young . . they are adorable
i will bet . are they in school ?
not yet . . they are in preschool
so you get a little break during the day then !
yaa . . a little bit . . i work from home


i drive a nice car. i work all the time. my family is very important to me. i take pride in my job managing the restaurant. my brothers work with me.

hi how are you doing tonight i am fine thank you jesus .
welcome to the restaurant ! i am doing well , how are you ?
oh so sweet thanks i do not order somethings on the internet
i work and work and work , no one ever orders . what brings you in ?
my mom and dad are public defenders working is okay .
at the courthouse down the street , right ? family is so important !
yes they are . i can not stand wearing small swim suits
funny , my brothers also work here , they wear speedos at the pool ! repulsive , i tell you .
i like the winter it is the best season better then summer . oh cool .
winter is no fun , i cannot drive my sports car with the top down .
i do not order on the internet i do not think i need to .
well , we have the best spaghetti in town here ! my restaurant is the best .
wow you have a sports car that is so cool . you are so nice .
well , i work hard to provide for my family , but i get something too !
really wish i could grab a taste nice chatting sweetie god bless you .
have a great day , tell your parents to stop in sometime !


i have appeared on the show jeopardy. i make pottery. i am a recovering alcoholic. i once lived in a storage locker for two months.

my husband and i have two jobs . you married ?
i am not anymore . i used to be an alcoholic .
i see . i go to beaches after school . you like beaches ?
beaches are nice . i sometimes make my pottery on the beach .
oh okay . i love blue on everything . how many jobs you have ?
i only work one . i finally moved out of the storage locker i lived in .
great ! you enrolled in school ? doug is my husband .
no . but i am really smart . i was on jeopardy .
get out ! me too ! when ? blue , married and two jobs . that is me .
a few years ago . when did you appear ?
yesterday ! our beaches make me happy . you like the color blue ?
blue is a great color . i like red too .
hmmm . you make red and blue pottery ?
i make all kinds of pottery .


i am a nurse and work in an emergency room at a busy hospital. i am single. i paddle board on my days off. i am buying a house.

hello . how are you this evening ?
i am ok , just go off work i am a nurse in an emergency room . how are you ?
i am well , i have been with my family all day !
you sound like your day was as busy as mine at a busy hospital .
yes . it was fun . we did some gardening .
that sounds fun , on my days off i paddle board .
i used to do that with my husband , but he died last year
sorry to hear that . did he garden with you ?
yes , he knew it was my favorite hobby . you married ?
no single , i am buying a house and will have a garden there .
nice . i love sipping coffee while enjoying my garden
do you have a veggie garden , or flowers ?
a little bit of both . when will you move to your new house ?
i have not heard back yet , but i put in an offer .


i play football. i had 128 tackles last year. my position is linebacker. the name of my team is the baltimore ravens. i am an athlete.

hello my name is jack and i am a travel agent
hi football player here , how are you doing ?
i am doing well , gonna be traveling to barbados within a month for business .
great . i play for the baltimore ravens so i have some games coming up
that is awesome ! ! ! i like to stay fit , heading to the gym 5 times a week
awesome , being a linebacker i get alot of exercise , besides the gym !
yeah that makes sense , my parents own a business which i run ,
i always wanted to run a business but being an athlete keeps me pretty busy
yeah i mean there are athletes out there that find time to run a business
last year alone i made 128 tackles so i am concentrating that for now
oh ok that is pretty impressive ! !
when i retire from the baltimore ravens maybe i will open a sports store
that sounds like a good plan goal to have !
its fun but with hours of practice every day its alot of work
it is a lot of work , that is your job
when my athletic career ends i think either sports store or bar in my future


i only listen to opera. i get up at 4am everyday. i have never been to canada. i live in a condo. my favorite food is steak.

hi , how are you today ?
great . i am having my favorite food , steak , today .
oh . i am going to look for a job today .
good luck finding a job .
thank you . i have not had any so far .
i like my job . it les me pay for my condo .
i started a small computer business .
why are you looking for a job then ?
i am not making enough money to pay rent .
that is too bad . like i said good luck .
thank you ! do you have any hobbies ?
opera is one of them .
oh , i know nothing about opera .
i only listen to it .


i really enjoy making friends. my dad and i own over 600 movies. i play the trumpet. i am in my high school band. i want to be a movie director when i grow up.

hi how are you tonight ?
i am good , excited to learn more about you i like making new friends
right on . tell me about yourself . what do you do for work ?
when i am older i want to be a movie director .
what kind of movies ? i work on comic books .
you do ? that is awesome ! action movies . my dad and i own over 600 .
wow . that is a lot . at night i am a doorman for a punk venue .
you like punk ? i love music i play trumpet in my high school band .
so did i ! i am very passionate about music .
wow ! looks like we have a lot in common . it was great talking to you
i agree . it was very nice to talk to you too .
unless you want to talk some more . i do not have to rush out the chat .
it is late . but i am up for that for a minute .
ok , so what else do you like ?
i play bass in a metal band and help run sound for metal shows .
wow ! here i am talking about the trumpet when your instrument is way cooler .
i play everything . bass , guitar , drums . i am an instrument guy .
so lets chat more soon ! i have to go there is school tomorrow . til next time .