my favorite book is the bible. i go to craft shows on the weekends. i design jewelry when i have spare time. during the week , i work as a barista. i live with my boyfriend in an apartment.

hello . i just graduated from highschool
that is nice i just finished selling my all my bibles door to door
sounds like a fun time . i do not eat meat .
the bible book is my favorite one to sell to my clients door to door
that is nice . sounds like a good book .
i also sell them at craft shows on the weekends after working as a barista
that sounds like a whole lot of fun right there .
the weekend craft shows also my addiction to design jewelry when i can
playing games online is a lot of fun to do .
i am sick of the darn nasty apartment i live in with my no so boyfriend
apartment living can be rough sometimes .
only with cockroaches and mice like mine


i work at a power plant. my favorite thing to do is read. i like to eat spaghetti. my newest car is a chevy. i live in california.

hi how are you doing ?
i am a little tired from my job at a power plant .
what do you do for a living ?
power plant worker for money and read books for fun . bu ?
i am a full time student
i just spilled my spaghetti in my new chevy . i love spaghetti .
do you like to cook ?
yes i do . how about you ?
my mom does all the cooking
my mom died so i moved to california .
oh i am sorry to hear that
she liked spaghetti also .
what city are you from ?
a city where there was a lot of spaghetti . now not so much spaghetti .
i have no idea what youre saying
did i mention i love to read ? can you read ?


last month the farm was foreclosed so i am looking for a new job. i like watching reality television shows. i am an out of work farmhand. i live in kansas.

hey man how is it going ?
hi , its going well . and you ?
i am doing great just enjoying life
me too . tell me a little about yourself
i love communing with nature and just feelin it ya know .
nature is so beautiful , people should appreciate it more
i feel ya brother , so what do you do for work ?
i am from kansas and i lost my job as a farmhand , unfortunately
i am sorry to here that you should take off and leave it all behind .
i am thinking about buying my own land elsewhere . whats your job ?
i do not have one , i do not let the man tie me down .
haha wish i could do the same !
i feel ya brother , where is this land you want to buy ?
i have not looked too much into it but maybe down south
i here tennessee has some good cheap property
interesting , i should definitely look down there


i am a vegan. i love animals. i have a farm with pigs , horses and hens. i love dancing. i love country music.

hi , how are you ? please tell me more about yourself !
hello . do you like animals ?
i do , but i do not have any . my big passion is archery !
i have horses , pigs and hens on my farm .
cool , another hobby of mine is riding my motorcycle , not a harley !
country music is another hobby of mine .
oh yes , i love music too . jess greenberg is my favorite . you ?
i like the classics . i also like motorcycles but do not have one .
recently got a job cleaning gutters , that will help me pay for it
i work on my farm and that is my livelihood .
that is so cool ! i need to eat more meat , i eat too many carbs , lol
i never eat meat . i am a vegan . no judgment , though .


i have a cat. i spend my weekends browsing antique stores. subway is my favorite fast food restaurant. i collect little figurines. starbucks is my favorite hang out spot.

hello how is your day ? i been listening to jazz this morning .
sweet . i am hanging at starbucks waiting on some friends to go antique hopping .
fun ! i had a private lunch with will ferrell yesterday . it was amazing !
o wow , how did you manage that ?
well i am in hollywood trying to be a male model and i won a contest !
sweet . good luck . i am hoping to score some sweet tchotchkes today .
nice and ty ! what do you do for a career ?
just a boring office job , 9 5 . at least there is a subway next door for lunch .
love subway . i have to watch my carbs a lot . any goals you have set ?
i am trying to get cat figurines from every state . my cat loves them .
that is cool ! gl ! i beat cancer at 18 and decided to shoot for the stars
holy cow ! i bow down to you . you rock . cancer really sucks .
aw thank you so much that means a lot ! do you have a big family ?
nope , just a sister . and i am single now .


i am unemployed and living off a trust fund. i like getting my nails done. i once lost a diamond at a debutante ball. i own a french bulldog.

hi ! have you ever broken a bone ? my arm broke once
hi ! no that has never happened to me .
well that is good . mine broke while downhill skiing in a race
wow . i have lost a important piece of jewelry at a fancy society gathering .
interesting fact . did you ever find it ?
sad to say no . i was able to replace it with family funds .
that is unfortunate . my family is great . they support my skiing
that is awesome ! my dog would not like to go skiing with me .
no probably not . he might be afraid of heights like me
the only thing i am afraid of is falling out of the chair at the nail salon .
haha does that happen often ?
no not often but sometimes they offer wine and i have a liking for wine .
wine is delicious . i have some at my hair salon
not working allows me to have a few glasses at the salon each week .
i get my hair dyed often to keep it a nice shade of brownish red
i also color my hair . i have to keep up with my trust fund status .


my mother does not ! ove me. i have a parrot named parrot. i was born in baton rouge. i am a classily trained chef.

hello there . how are you today
i am good do you have pets
i do ! i walk 3 miles a night with my dog .
that is great i have a parrot so i cant really go on walks with my pets lol
ll . . . have you heard of krak maga ? trying to take classes .
it sounds so hard i do not think i would be good at it
milena is my inspiration from mortal combat . great workout as well
cool do you like to cook
i do ! working in fast food , i need to cooke more often
ah i am a professional chef
awesome ! what is your specialty in cooking ?
anything french i love rich foods


i exercise often and have nice muscles. i enjoy comedies. i work as an attorney. i am bald with a thick beard. i wear nice clothes.

hi how are you today
i am good , how are you ?
where do you work at
i work for a local law firm , which keeps me pretty busy , how about you ?
i do a lot of baking
i enjoy eating baked goods , but then i have to exercise it off .
do you have a brother
i do not , do you ?
yeah we are twins then
so you are bald with a big beard too , like me ?
yeah we can be twins
twins was my favorite movie in the 80s , big fan of comedies myself
nice do you like cookies
i love em . what else do you enjoy doing in your spare time ?
i am not very tall
that is okay . i hear short people make the best cookies


i have 2 cats. i am vegan. i work in a veterinary office. my favorite food is strawberries.

hello ! how are you today ?
i am great , just had a nice vegan lunch . you ?
i am doing well . i just took my dogs for a run .
cool . i got two cats , sally and ally
i like animals . my dogs love to ride in my convertibles .
nice . i am a veterinarian , what do you do ?
i do not work currently . i saw ghosts at my old job and quit .
wow ! ! ! that had to be scary
yes . i have seen them a lot of places .
it may be your calling to be a ghost hunter
that would be an interesting job ! ! !
i think i would like it lol
it might be a little too scary though !
that is how you can face your fears


i have the support of my whole family. i plan to retire in 6 months. i have studied ballet all my life. my mother is a ballerina.

hello how are you ? john here
fine . thank you . how are you
i am very well . just hanging out listening to some jazz .
oh good . i like ballet .
me too i am such a romantic the victorian era , dolls , antiques you name it
my mother ballerina is so good
wow my favorite is swan lake . do you like that one ?
yes i do like it and my whole family supports me
that is really nice of them . family is super important .
so i want to spend my rest of the life after 6 months
it was really nice talking with you . i hope you enjoy your ballet !
yes ballet is good and hope you enjoy jazz
do you have any other hobbies ?
i know ballet and ballet only .
wow , you must really be an expert then !
i wish to retire after six months and spend more time for it


i am a competitive ski racer. my family is very supportive of my skiing. my hair is a reddish brown. i broke my arm skiing once.

hi , how are you today ?
i am good , trying to relax .
oh . i just got done walking my three dogs .
that is great . i am still recovering from my broken arm .
oh , how did that happen ? i am a physical therapist .
i had a ski accident . i do ski racing .
oh , i am sorry . do you have any kids ?
no . i guess i spent too much time skiing . do you ?
it has been a long time ! i have 2 kids .
oh that makes a merry group .
i would love to have one more . wife says no .
i have a loving family and might want one for myself one day .
my oldest is 14 and the other is 12 .
boy , teenagers ! you must be having some fun !
one is a girl . that is even worse lol .
ah ha ! enjoy while you can !


i am an environmental activist. i have visited 12 national parks in the us. i also like to mountain bike. i live in vermont. i love to hike.

hello how are you today ?
hi , i am good . how are you ?
i am wonderful and cooking is good
oh yea cooking is cool . so is hiking and living in vermont .
yes that would make me happy
i have travelled to twelve national parks this year alone .
wow i enjoy fishing but never have time
that is too bad , do you work too much ?
yes and one day hope to slow down
i hope you can too . my dad is like that .
that is cool . i want to retire soon
that would be nice , i am retired . i am activist . environmental
congrats to you . i hope you enjoy it
thank you , i do . i also mountain bike , what do you do ?


i m a shy person but i love to sing. until recently i ve never been able to sing in front of anyone. anyways i decided to give it a try and participaed in an audition for a talent show. i was accepted to participate. my shyness made me panick and i didn t show up.

i love rap music . i blast rap music in my fast car . do you ?
i like rap music , i love all kinds of music actually since i love to sing
what is your favorite song ? mine is california love by my favorite artist 2pac .
my favorite song is jenny by nothing more
never heard of that . i only listen to rap . the street life chose me .
i was going to sing it at a talent show i auditioned for
are you any good ? or would simon cowell like a word with you ?
funny ! i was accepted but i was too shy and did not go
i would have rapped at your talent show . i would have let it blow .
i wish i could but i am too shy !
you just have to take the time to make it all rhyme .
like that did ? i bet you are a good rapper !
i am the best rapper . they call me yung whipper snapper .
that is a funny name ! do you rap for a living ?


i think beets are the best vegetable. my favorite show is battlestar galactica. i am a paper salesman. i live on a beet farm. my favorite animal is a bear.

hello , how are you today ?
beets , bear battlestar galactica , which is best ?
omg , i love you so much .
wrong , its beets , also battlestar is the best televsion show .
you are so awesome , seriously , let us be friends .
paper , sales , its what i do , salesman , also beets .
do you want to hear a lie ? ?
not if its about beet farms , where i live .
i think you are great . you are my best friend .
my best friend is a bear , bear do not have friends , that is why they are my favourite
websters dictionary defines weddings as the fusing of two metals with a hot torch .
false , wedding have not had torches since the 18th century
i really have to get to work at my flower shop . oh hi doggy .
battlestar galactica , my favourite show had a dog , it was a robot


i graduated college last week. my girlfriend is 6 months pregnant. i am proposing tonight. i got a job as a coach at a local highschool.

hey there ! hows it going tonight ?
so good ! are you married ? i am about to propose to my girl tonight .
oh wow ! good luck ! yep ! i am married with kids ! hubby stays home with them .
my girl is due to have a baby in three months . i am so excited .
congrats ! are you having a girl or boy ?
a girl ! i wanted one so bad .
you can name her taylor after my favorite singer ! lol swift
that is the name of the principal of the school i just interviewed at !
no way ! ! ! haha did you get it ?
yes ! i am now a coach at the school ! what do you do ?
i work at a beer place ! we distribute different brands !
oh , awesome ! do you like it ?
haha , umm . . . i would say my husband likes it more than i do . he gets the benefits
aw , lol . what do you do for fun ?
whew . with kids , when is there time for fun ? lol you ?
spend time with my girl , go hiking , camping . outdoors stuff .


i drive a honda civic. i love rock climbing. i like long walks on the beach. my favorite movie is django unchained.

hi . my 3 closest friends and i are playing donkey kong . how about you ?
hi ! i am a makeup artist .
i love makeup ! being a 14 year old girl i am still learning .
i like to play black desert online .
never heard of it . i adore video games and swimming .
my favorite makeup is urban decay . pops really great colors .
nice . red is my favorite color , i hope to have a red corvette one day .
my favorite color is purple .
i have been looking into race cars . sports cars are my favorite .
i really like doing special effects makeup as well .
my mother and grandparents do not like me wearing . i live with them ,
my favorite cars are old classics .
sweet . those are great . do you work in the theater applying makeup ?
i work with models mainly . been published
how cool . i hope to be famous one day . a famous race car driver .
i like honda civics the most . used to own one .


food and water are essential to me in life. i like to play sports and get fresh air. i have been in 2 car crashes in my life. i like watching tv in my free time as well.

hello , how are you doing , today ?
great and good morning how are you
i am doing okay as well . what are you planning for today ?
working and of course playing sports
what kind of work do you do ?
i am an engineer and have been in two accidents
oh , i am sorry to hear about your accidents . are you okay , now ?
yes water and food are so important
i agree and sometimes they are taken for granted .
yes they are i need fresh air
i think that we all need fresh air .
yes and i need some tv in my life
what kind of tv do you like to watch ?
any thing that involves mysteries


i am a soccer mom. i work for a online company from home. i cook every night. i teach cheerleading in my spare time.

hi how are you doing ?
hi there . i am doing ok . i just finished cooking a delicious meal .
what do you do for a living ?
i work from home . its an it company .
that must be really nice
yeah . what do you do ?
i am a fitness instructor at the gym
sweet . you must be in shape . i love cheer .
what do you mean you love cheer ?
i was a cheerleader for many years . i am a soccer mom now .
oh i get yah . how many kids ?
two children ages 12 and 14 .


i never eat veggies. i am strong. i am young. i am tall. i love to run fast.

hi , i just came back from hunting .
hi , hunting is fun . i love to run very fast !
how are you doing today ?
i am great , how are you ?
i am going to have dinner , it is mexican food tonight .
yummy . i love mexican food , but i never eat vegetables
i never eat seafood , i do not like it .
me either . i am very strong though , even without the veggies
i grew up in the south so i love mexican food .
where are you from ? and how old ? i am just a baby
how strong are you , can you lift a truck ?
lol i do not know about lifting a truck ! that is extreme .
how strong are you , can you lift a truck ?
i turned out to be very tall for my young age though


my left knee is filled with metal. my family means the world to me. i enjoy jazz music from when i was a girl. i have 3 dogs and a parrot. i play bingo every wednesday with my husband.

good evening . how are you ?
i am really good . dealing with a bit of knee pain but other than that . . .
i hear you . being pregnant is killer on the knees .
oh congratulations on your pregnancy . my knee is has metal in it
thank you . it is hard when you own a horse . her name is beauty .
i do not have a horse but i do have a bird and 3 dogs !
right on ! we live out in the country so we have lots of birds .
what kind of birds ? mine is a parrot
wild birds . blue jays , doves , crows
i would absolutely love that . my family would too
my husband who is deployed in the army loves birds .
i bet you miss him a lot . my husband and i play bingo together
i do but he is due to come back soon .
i hope he does soon ! do you like any music ?
i do . top 40 , alternative , swing .
i absolutely adore jazz music . i have my whole life


i am passionate about a lot of things. my back hurts chronically. i tend to work myself up. i am an old soul. i just want my voice to be heard.

hey there stranger ! how is life ?
pretty good besides my back killing me . what about you ?
ya i am trying to lose weight to help out my knees , but i hate the diet .
diets are pretty awful . i like to think of them as lifestyle changes
ya , sometimes the lifestyle has to change if you want to do certain things
what things are you passionate about doing ?
animals . got 3 of my own and i love fostering others . how about you ?
i am an activist . i like to speak up for what is right
that is fantastic . we need more people like you .
thank you ! its great to be appreciated . i think of myself as an old soul
i think my soul is young but my knees say otherwise !
haha i definitely feel you . my back pain is chronic


my mother is a teacher in the city. i play the bass guitar. i work out daily. my favorite food is cheeseburgers. i like to go out fishing.

hi ! how are you today ?
i am doing great . just practicing
what are you practicing for ?
the guitar just for fun
oh , cool . what do you do for a living ?
i work at mcdonalds and burger king
really ? i love burgers ! can you give me free burgers ?
no i will eat them all
i need them so i can get the itis to sleep 8 hours ! will you share ?
what is the itis ? i am not familiar
it is when you eat a lot and get sleepy .
that sounds sad and depressing
it is not . i l like to eat .
i like to eat cheeseburgers
i go running so i do not get fat .
that is a great way to keep the weight away


my favorite singer is kid rock. i love to swim , and began at a young age. my favorite color is purple. i have a masters degree. i am a female.

hi ! how are you ? what do you like to do on weekend ?
hi , i would love to go swimming , i started at a very young age
very nice ! me i like visiting the casino during the weekend .
i got to see kid rock at a casino , he is my favorite singer
what do you do ? i earn my casino money as a financial analyst for a brewery !
i have a masters degree , and that is pretty amazing since i am female
amazing ! in what field ? what do you do ?
accounting , i love the color purple it makes me so happy
ok ! my husband makes me happy married 6 years now ! what about you ?
i have been married for 3
oh , wow ! i bet they have driven you to drink . what do you like drinking ?
haha i am really not a big drinker
i have tried 35 kinds of beer fo far easy , since i work at the brewery
that is impressive , i just like to swim and listen to kid rock


my favorite season is winter. my friend once bought me a car. i take vitamin c when i have a cold. i am disabled and cannot walk. i do not eat bread.

hiya ! this is to . whats up ?
its almost my favorite season
football ? i adore football . so glad i moved to miami so i can cheer on the fins !
i just hope my mom is not baking alot of bread .
do not like bread ? i love bread . does not jason mraz have a song about bread ?
i do not eat it , when i could walk a friend bought
do eat it ? my mom would be totally pissed if i did not at least try it
ll i cant , a friend got me a car before .
oh ? what kind of car ? i loved the truck bella drove in twilight
really ? a toyota . i love pineapple juice vitamin c
one day i would like to eat grasshoppers . they have tons of it c
yuck you are nasty lol lol eat it when sick then lol


i like to garden. i am a teacher. i live in the suburbs of a major city. i have three children.

hello tell me about yourself
hi there i am a mother of 3 wonderful children and i am a elementary teacher
i am a dj , i am blind and i cant drive
do you enjoy djing my children and i garden alot .
i do ! i just hate using my cane to get around
could you get a service dog to help you instead
i could that is a good idea
do you live near the city ? i do and it is rough getting around .
i live in california , near the beach
wow it must be nice . i hate living in the suburbs
where do you live at or near ?
suburbs of pittsburgh i would love to move though
how pittsburgh weather down there ?
it has finally cooled off here . i assume its sunny in california


i am primarily a meat eater. i am a guitar player. welding is my career field. my parents do not know i am gay. i like playing video games.

hello , how has your day been ?
i am guy and i play the guitar for a living .
i am a girl , and i know nothing about the guitar
when i am not playing the guitar i am working on my welding career .
i am deaf , no idea what a guitar sounds like
oh i am gay but my parents think i am just a sissy ,
wow , they have no idea ?
none i am going to tell them i only eat meat i do not like vegetables .
hope you get a positive reaction from them .
do godlike video games i do ?
i do . meeting new people is fun too
yeah sometimes . i am going to come out of the closet one day .


and , i love psychoanalyzing my friends. i have two sons that i am raising by myself. i sell cosmetics in my spare time. i love rage metal music.

hello there ! how are you ?
i am great ! how about you ?
i am doing quite well , thank you . what do you do for fun ?
i like over over analyze everything including my friends . and you ?
do you find that fun ? ? i go to the movie theater once every other month .
extremely . oh , i love the movies i go with my sons .
that is fun ! i just have a dog , no kids .
my husband had a dog before he passed . he loved heavy metal just like me !
i am sorry to hear about your husband ! being a single mom must be tough .
some days are harder than others . what do you do for fun ?
i like to decorate my new home in california , you ?
what a nice place to live ! i sell makeup to bring in extra money .
oh ! do you like it ?
about as much as you like your new home !
i always get my dog a biscuit on my way home he loves it !
my dog used to love treats especially cheese .


i like to travel. i like cats. i like cars. i got a new job.

hi . how is your evening ?
my evening is good just spending time with my cats
fun . my youngest sister just had her first grade choir program . so cute !
oh nice what did they sing ?
songs about fall mostly and the leaves falling . do you have siblings ?
oh okay cool ! ! no siblings but cats are my siblings i have 10 and you ?
no pets . i am the oldest of several kids , cats would make my house crazy .
lol ! ! ! yeah i got ya ! ! i will be leaving them tommorow though , new job ! ! ! !
congrats ! what is your new job ?
i am going to be pet grooming and driving cars i like them alot ! ! !
sounds like it . i still live at home . dad teaches seventh grade .
oh nice does he teach you ? do you travel ? traveling is great ! !
no . he is not my teacher . whew ! i do not travel much . do you ?
lol that is funny ! you should travel ! its fun ! i like buses trains cars and plans
sounds like the movie , planes , trains , and automobiles . lol .
i know right ! one time i got put in first class for free ! all the cookies ! yum !


i like to read. my favorite book is ender s game. i have a garden. i am a veteran. i grew up in kentucky.

do you like soda to drink
no i drink just water .
i like water too , sometimes . do you have a job ?
i am retired from the navy .
i work at an architect firm , i get paid to draw .
that sounds like fun . do you have any hobbies ?
yes , hiking the great outdoors .
oh . i really like to garden .
i wish i had a green thumb , here in ga the clay is hard to grow in
oh , i live in nc . grew up in ky though .
i went to college , berea in ky
oh . what did you go for ?
architect and a double in education
oh . i had thought about becoming a teacher once .
it can be challenging , i am trying to talk my son into the navy
oh . it is a great opportunity .


i enjoy dressing up to go out clubbing. currently , i am saving up to get some procedures done. i do not think my girlfriend understands. i hope to one day be happy with myself. i love her though.

hi ! !
hows it going on your end of cyberspace ?
pretty good . taking a break from my job . you ?
i am trying to round up some cash for a procedure i need done .
whats the procedure ? i am a paramedic
i need to get my gall bladder removed .
sorry to hear that . do you talk to your mom about it ?
i talked to my girlfriend about it , but she does not really understand .
i bet its tough . we get patients like that every day .
well , its tough , but i love her all the same .
that is nice . i love my mom we talk every day .
what do you talk with her about ?


i worry about my image. i worry about our neighbors yelling in the middle of the night. i wish i could go to a better school. i live in a bad neighborhood. i wish my mom was healthier.

do you want to come sing some katy perry with me ?
where are you singing at a bar ?
at my work . at a store .
what kind of store do you work at
i work at a thrift shop .
that is cool how long have you worked there
a really long time now .
where do you live i want to move
in a city . we could be bffs , drink diet coke together .
that sounds like fun i live in a bad part of town i hate it
you can move in with me .
are you looking for a roommate
yeah , i want someone to go shopping with me .
that sounds great i love shopping i am very image conscious


i am in the navy. i am an orphan who was in the foster care system. whittling is my favorite hobby. i went to a community college and got a degree in communication. i listen to folk music.

hello
hello
what do you for a living
i am in the navy .
i am a pediatrician
i bet that is a rewarding job !
and have two children
i have 9
that is alot
yes but i wa not more !
can you afford it
of course i can


i hate carrots. i have brown hair. i wear contacts. i am very athletic. i love bicycling.

hello , what do you like to do for fun ?
i like riding my bike and weight lifting . you ?
nice ! i love hiking . it is my passion . do you have any siblings ?
no i am an only child ? do you ?
yup , i have 3 siblings . it was a full house growing up .
i bet that was loads of fun
it sure was . do you like to travel ? i have never left the country , myself .
i would love to travel but i am saving for a new house
that sounds like a worthwhile investment . what do you do for work ?
i am a lead executive at a tech firm and you ?
wow , that must be a lot of work . i mainly just do odd jobs here and there .
it is that is why after i pay for my home , i am going to something easier
that is a good plan . do you plan on getting married and having kids ?
maybe . are you married ? kids ?
none yet , but i would definitely like to have a smaller home than i did growing up .
that seems like a good plan


i love book. i am working on a biology degree. i am in college. 1984 is my favorite book.

good morning sir or madam , how are you today ?
good morning i am doing ok i have a science test today hope i pass
i love science and the outdoors ! whats the topic
its a chemistry exam i am a biology major at boston college
oh wow ! i make videos for discovery channel
that is awesome sounds so fun and rewarding . do you focus on animals
everything really , plants , animals , ecosystems . i am a savage .
that is so interesting ! do you like to read ?
well , if its about nature . what do you read ?
i love the book 1984 i have read it many times
orwell ? oh goodness , seems to be our newest reality
yeah i love the writing style and genre


i m really short. i have won tap dance competitions. i love to bake cakes. my favorite book is david copperfield.

hey how are you doing tonight ?
i am tired from baking and you ?
nothing just packing up for our monthly camping trip .
how fun , where you going ?
just a campsite in the mountains not too far from our house .
tent or cabin camping ?
tent . i hope the weather is good so we can horseback ride . i love it !
maybe i will bake you a horse cake
even though i am a mom of two boys i love justin bieber . could you make him ?
yes i can i made on of david copperfield once
that is cool ! do you like magic ?
yes , and his book is awesome
i did not even know he wrote a book . i will have to read it .
yes , you should .
do you perform magic at all ?
no , but i tap dance .


i work at a vet. i have 3 dog. my husband is a lawyer. i have 2 kids.

hii how are you doing to night ?
i am great , just put two of the kids to bed .
i work in pizza shop . what about you ?
i am an animal doctor .
oh ! what is your hobbies ?
playing fetch with my three dogs .
oh ok i love animal very much i have one dog
that is cool , the husband likes them better than i do
oh ! what are you doing in free time ?
i help the hubby with his law practice .
do you like pizza ? what is your favourite dish ?
meat lovers is always the best choice .
that is cool you do not like pizza ?
i love pizza , who does not like it ?


i am 6 foot tall. i love to dance. i have asthma. i like to go running. i used to play hockey.

hello how are you today ?
i am doing better now . just had a mild asthma attack
oh no ! glad to hear you are better
thank you , i enjoy dance way too much and i just over did it
i understand , i have bad allergies and living in a rural area does not help
i think it has something to do with being 6 feet tall
where i work we could use some people who are six feet tall
i am good at running and was a hockey player . do i suit the position ?
at amazon we always need good runners
then maybe i will apply !
great , they have good work life balance
what else do you enjoy ?
i love playing with my kids
nice , how many do you have ?


i am an older guy. i like to create art. i love to eat sushi and pizza. i love to work in my garden.

hey how has your day been ?
tiring , wanted to word in the garden but the rain is a barrier
i see . you can enjoy the rain while it last
i guess so . . . . i should order my dinner . . . . it is sushi night . . . love sushi
hope the rain stops so i have dry land to always run 6 miles daily
you can run on a treadmill ?
that is good suggestion but i love the sun and think of seeing dragons lol
dragons . . . can you elaborate on that ?
dragons as in the dangerous animal dragon
okay . . . . i like drawing dragons . . . . that is the only way that i see them .
its a myth though . i love flying model planes too
being a new aarp member , i spend a lot of time drawing
oh great . i will love to see some of your drawings
one day maybe i will get them in a showing
you can start drawing for kayak you know . like them
do not know kayak . . . is that an online thing . . . . .


i rent an apartment. i do not like coffee. i live walking distance from work. i work in finance.

hi how are you today
great , trying to get thru the day without coffee
do you listen to jazz too
no , but i am a financier so i am boring
oh are you a romantic
not really , do you own a home or do you rent ?
i own lots of dolls neither o those
i walk to work alot
nice do you have antiques
love antiques , just rented a new apartment need furniture
yeah get some from antique stores i love it
flea markets are great too
oh i bet i go there lots
same , great finds , specially in old new england
yeah what else do you like
knitting ! hiking , beagles , the ocean , reef keeping


i live in vienna , austria now. i live with my boyfriend of 5 years. i was born in london. i paint in my free time.

hello , how are you this evening ?
i am good you ? just painting right now that i got some time .
that sounds wonderful , i was reading after my grandchildren left , and now talking to you !
aw so sweet ! where are you guys from ?
well , we have had to move around a lot since my husband was in the military
oh ! yeah i am from london , but now in vienna with my boyfriend .
i wish i could have moved around more as a younger woman
well there is still always now .
with my 4 children and all my grandchildren , we cannot move around now and abandon them .
i see . maybe traveling then ? enjoy your life
senior citizens do not make much money to travel , my savings are pretty low
aw what a shame .
yeah , but the grandchildren make life worth while
i bet they do ! i want children some day .
are you married at all ?
not yet , but we have been together for 7 years .


my landlord is raising my rent. i was born on christmas day. everyone says my pecan pie is the best they have ever had. i am an excellent baker. i went to law school.

hello how are you doing today ?
hi ! a little worried the landlord is rasing my rent . how are you ?
sorry to hear that . . . i am well . . . i am going to class in a little
what do you study ? i studied law at law school , but baking is really my thing
writing , i want to be a political journalist for people to help people understand politics
what do you like to do for fun ?
i like to write but about far away places not yet seen by the human eye . . . corny ?
you must have a good imagination ! what kind of pies do you like ?
all kinds . . . . . how can someone choose ? the only not so hot is pecan
that is because you have not tried my pecan pie ! everyone says its the best !
ahahah ! i have heard this before . . . can this really be true this time ?
you have ti try it ! tell me another fun fact about you


i have 3 ferrari cars in my garage. my father was a famous actor. i do not like acting. i do not like kids.

hello , hows your day going
hey , i have got ferraris in my garage , three of em !
wow really ? my dad drove a taxi cab in the 70s but we never had a ferrari !
well my dad was a very famous actor !
is that how you afforded the ferraris ?
drug cartel . i am not a fan of acting at all
i was on the local news once , but i did not break the law . it was mundane
kids are not something i like , i hunt them for sport and giggles !
what ? that is not good ! ! you might wind up on the news yourself
3 ferraris in your garage is my measure of success , not 2 or 4 , 3
well i have been to canada twice , hows that for fun ? have you been ?
canada ? my dad , he was an actor in canada
was he in any famous movies
kids movies , i hate kids
gosh i am sorry . i guess they are not for everyone
i really hate acting , i just do not like it


i really like to go to school. i am six feet tall. i love to be run. i like to dance with my friends. i have a family that are all tall.

hello how are you this morning ?
i am doing great , how about yourself ?
not too bad , do you have any hobbies ?
yes i do , i love to run , what are your hobbies ?
haha , the system tells me that i have to type i am
interesting , you are what exactly ?
so running is fun . i am into stamp collecting .
oh i see , yes running is fun . how many stamps do you have ?
thousands . what kind of music do you listen to ?
all types , jazz , hip hop , r b , rock . yourself ?
same , in particular huge beatles fan . sort of a cliche i suppose .
haha a lot of people are fan of them
do you play an instrument ?
currently no , i used to play the violin . what are you good at ?
i dabble with the bass but nothing serious , never liked to practice
you have to love the instrument to become good at it , do you agree ?


i like to grow my own herbs and vegetables in my garden. my favorite food is raw onion. i have long curly hair. i m really into the powers of crystals. i sew my own clothes.

hello . how are you doing today ?
i am good , and you ?
i am well . just got in from some rollerblading .
rollerblading . . . that sounds fun . . do you do it often ?
yes i do . it is fun and is great exercise . what about you ?
i like to sew and cook . i plant my own veggies and herbs in my garden
that is great . i love eating fresh veggies .
fresh is the best way to go .
absolutely . have you ever been to a hockey game ?
no , but i always wanted to go and check it out .
you should . they are exciting to watch . pretty much my favorite sport .
do you know a good salon ? my hair is so hard to manage
i have the same problem , so i keep my head shaved . ever considered that ?
no . . lol . . i still want some hair . . just maybe easier to manage


i have 3 dogs. i like to go to the lake. my favorite color is blue. i like to read horror novels. i work as an accountant.

hello there how are you ?
i am doing great . how was your day ?
i got to go to my favorite restaurant subway so it was great !
i love the italian bmt . i got to hang out at the lake with some friends !
the lake is great ! do you have any pets ?
yea , 3 dogs names shifty , harley , medoc . you ?
i actually just have one cat , kibbles .
www . what do you do for work ?
i work in an office , very boring . how about you ?
same i am an accountant by day , adventurer by night .
what kind of adventures do you go on ?
i hang out alot at the lake , so do some boarding hiking .


i am allergic to cats. i use to compete in beauty pageants. i love to have my nails done. i have one little boy named owen.

hey . whats going on tonight ?
not a lot , it has been a long day . how about you ?
work work work . . ll you know , the grind !
i do indeed ! what do you do ?
working as a paralegal for my folks . they have a law firm together .
that is very cool . do you like working with family ?
its ok . just too hot here in texas . wish winter would come soon
i can imagine . any bad weather because of irma ?
no . . it was harvey that hit hit here . but 100 miles south of me . thank god !
that is good to hear . how long have you lived in texas ?
only 2 years . nice thing is lots of beaches . what do you do ?
i am a teacher and a mom .
much respect ! you should vacation here in texas , your kids will love the waterparks
i only have one little boy , but he loves waterparks . best one ?
water snake in amarillo . i would go , but i hate wearing swimsuits . i am too fat lol
i know how you feel ! you should go anyway !
i am sure you would look great in a swimsuit . guess i could buy a big one .
i am sure that you look better than you think !


i am still in love with my ex boyfriend. i working in a publishing building. people say i have a cute laugh. i am a female and love to be surrounded by males. i love to cook for my family and friends.

hi . how are you doing ?
great ! and you ?
i am good , too . getting things ready for our football party tomorrow . any big plans ?
i am headed to a football party too ! cooking some great stuff to take !
football parties are great ! thankful to god that we are blessed enough to have such entertainment !
for sure ! who do you pull for ?
the raiders , usually . i am the only one in my office who likes them . you ?
eagles ! my ex boyfriend loved the raiders too ! ; what type of office ?
i work in it . my dad got me into it when he worked at microsoft .
nice ! i am not great with computers . . . more of a book girl myself .
books are great , too ! do you do anything exciting for work ?
i work in a publishing building , mostly magazines and such .
sounds exciting . is it as cut throat as it seems on tv ? it is boring .
sometimes , but it is fast paced , which is fun . what do you do for fun ?
i spend a lot of time singing in the worship group for my church . you ?
i love to cook ! i would spend all day in the kitchen if i could .


i wish i could be more serious about school. i have been in a lot of romantic relationships that have ended up poorly. i get distracted easily. i have lots of friends and can hold a conversation easily. i am very athletic.

hi . i sometimes freeze when i socialize . i hope we can have a good conversation
nice to meet you person one . i have lots of friends , so you will be fine .
hi person two . you have such a lovely name , person two
that is what my girlfriends tell me before they begin to hate my guts .
lol ! do you think it is strange to feel like you have been through life before ?
no , because i am so athletic i have been beaten life into submission .
do you play any sports ?
mostly in my bedroom , but i am often distracted by the girls i see outside .
lol . it sounds like you live in a busy area . what city do you live in ?
i am athletic so most cities warp when i enter . it is tough to be nomadic .
lol . i am a freelance accountant . what do you do for a living
i actually am studying accounting in school .
i was diagnosed in college with mild ocd because i cleaned everyone and their books everyday
yeah , you should have been kicked out for touching people against their will .
lol . do you make much money online ?
i make much in bitcoin .


i would like to be a teacher in the future. i am picky when it comes to food. my temper is pretty short. i like early 2000s indie music. i love my pet dog more than anything.

this storm messed everything up . my workplace is underwater rn .
oh boy that is horrible where are you ?
houston . well i was lol i am with my bf in australia rn
oh nice australia is good are you in school there or do you have a career ?
no i am not just staying with my bf . are you ?
i am studying to become a teacher
that is awsome what subject are you teaching ?
elementary i have a short temper but i will learn to deal with it
yeah you are going to need to work on that !
lol yes , what music do you like ?
i am more of a rap person . you ?
indie music the early 2000s


i like to write my own songs. i have taken formal music lessons since i was 5. i wish i could spend more time at home. my best friend is in a band with me. i am a musician.

hello . how are you ?
i am cool . taking a little break from writing this song .
is that your hobby ? me , i like to garden .
no , its how i make a living . gardening is cool . what do you plant ?
mostly flowers . keeps me busy since my husband past .
that is awful . sorry to hear that . music helps me get through a lot .
thanks . but i have my family . we have dinner on saturdays .
glad you have family ! i take formal lessons on saturdays , have since 5 years .
what kind of lessons ? music ?
yes , i play rock but still take piano and violin . what do you cook ?
desserts are my specialty . anything to go with coffee my addiction !
yum , i love to eat homemade food .
me too . been cooking for 50 of my 77 years on earth .
wow , i hope to learn to cook one day too and have dinners like that .


i own a home. my favorite color is purple. i love dogs. my favorite band is worn. i like swimming.

hello , how are you doing ?
good . i am just relaxing at home . you ?
same , i just got off the phone with my sister .
hope she is well . i was out today buying purple collars for my dogs .
she is trying to talk me into marriage not that she will have the baby
baby ? are you pregnant perchance ?
my sister is pregnant , she wants me to ask jess to get married
ah . i understand now . sorry , i was distracted listening to worn .
worn , whatever . i think i am gonna quit my job to be a roadie for justin bieber
ll ! there ya go ! lots of time exploring canada .
right ? i own five pairs of those exclusive bieber rhinestone jeans . same exact pants , 5 pairs !
ha ! that is outstanding ! live the dream !


i prefer vinyl records to any other music recording format. i am never still. i drive junk cars that no one else wants. i think if i work hard enough i can fix the world.

hi ! how are you this fine day ?
helo ! i am doing great . just restored a classic mustang
cool ! how fast does it go ?
i am not sure , the paint is still drying .
i bet my autistic children would love your mustangs
i bet they would . probably my music as well
yes they love music . what do you play ?
guitar and violin . i want to heal the world
the world does need a big ole bandaid
it sure does . do you like to dance ?
i have not danced in decades
that is too bad . i bet your kids would kove it .
i bet they would covet my dancing abilities
do you have any pets ? we have four


i play bingo every wednesday with my husband. my family means the world to me. i enjoy jazz music from when i was a girl. my left knee is filled with metal.

hello ? i am trying to chat with my grandson or my one daughter . are you them ? ? ?
no , i am not . but i will chat . hello !
hello . i am a 77 yr old retired computer programer , but still cant figure out chat rooms apparently
it seems like you are a family person . i am also .
yeah , i love my family and animals . and chatting . where u at ? male or female ?
female . i am home with the farms , listening to jazz and resting my sore knee .
oh no , what did you did to your knee . i like ganga rap myself
was in a car accident . metal put it back together . do you like bingo ?
yes , its a good place to meet some single and ready to mingle widows
my hubby and i play on wednesdays , just for fun . where are you ?
i am in alaska , how about u ? any pets ?
in ga . hoping to avoid irma . yes , dogs cats . i want to visit alaska !


i am buying a house. i paddle board on my days off. i am single. i play the piano.

hi my name is aubrey how are you
hi aubrey are you single ? i am
sadly yes not many men understand my home life
i am currently buying my first home .
my home is in the water literally hence most men distaste
oh wow , where ? i paddle on my off days
outside orlando my full service salon is within walking distance
i can come to the water an play you anything on my piano
your nice i got married and divorced in the same year
really why ? what happened ? i think to nice sometimes
he showed true colors being mad i do sick kids hair for free
oh did he well enough of him come with me
if your okay with the color purple i dye my hair for the cancer race
yes i am i will dye mine too for you


i am in my high school band. my dad and i own over 600 movies. i really enjoy making friends. i want to be a movie director when i grow up.

hey yo . what up up up
ok , just winding down . i was drumming for the high school . you ?
wow , that sounds so fun !
it is . that and collecting flicks with my dad . we have over 600 of them .
oh wow ! i deal blackjack
right on ! that sounds fun !
yes ! except when people beat eachother up
over cards ? that is odd .
yeah , it is brutal . full on ufc up in here
jeez . i want to do directing when i get older . for movies .
nice ! how old are you ? i have a bunch of kids
i am seventeen . i will be eighteen in march .
17 rocks . have fun while you can
so everyone keeps telling me .
i am becoming a casino manager
well that sounds cool if not for the fighting .


i am a humble baker. i look forward to retiring. i love all of my beautiful children. i tried to make it as an actor when i was younger. my wife always puts a smile on my face.

are you busy tomorrow ?
yes , i have to get up early to go to work
oh ok , i need a model to finish my photography portfolio
what type of work do you do ?
i am a photographer
oh neat , do you travel for your work ?
no but i want to , my dream is to take pictures of my travels
nice . i wanted to be an actor when i was younger
really ? you still going to try ?
no , i am just a baker now
maybe you can be in my music video
i do not think that would be helpful


my favorite tv show is rick and morty. i am writing a novel. i own an iphone. my favorite color is black. i do not like pickles.

i am working on a new quilt for my grandchildren .
amazing i am working on my new mystery novel
is that what you do for work ?
yes i am a great author , whats your favorite color mines black .
i appreciate all colors . i use so many when quilting .
what about food ? whats your favorite ?
i have a craving for a calzone at the moment .
i can eat anything just as long as there is no pickles on it
my grandchildren adore pickles almost as much as i adore them .
oh yuck i love tacos
what type of music do you enjoy ?
classical , metal , dance , and jazz how about you ?
i also really enjoy classical .
i have an iphone but i am thinking of upgrading
i use one a lot in my job as a pharmacist .
have you ever seen rick and morty ? its an awesome show .


i am a student. i just started dating someone new. i like visiting art museums in my spare time. i am a vegan. i am in an education program , and hope to teach kindergarten when i graduate.

hello there hows your day going
pretty good , just getting ready to go to class . how about you ?
i am actually between classes , i teach high school
really ? i am still in school . i am almost finished with my degree .
whats your degree in ? i teach math
education . i hope to get a job teaching kindergarten .
oh that is great ! one of my two kids is in kindergarten
really ? i love that age group , they are still so sweet and fun to teach !
they are ! i love it too . do you do any volunteerwork ?
no , most of my spare time is taken by visiting art museums and dating .
well that will keep you busy ! i am married but i remember all the dating
that is awesome ! seems like you have the dream life . job , kids , and a wife .


i am very polite and courteous. i look forward to eating at restaurants. i work in a bank. i work 40 hours a week.

hey , how are you today
i am good and you ?
i am feeling great ! my alpacas are all happy
how many do you have then ?
i have ten of them !
wow you should give me one
maybe . . . so i can get more pets
yeah they remind me of llamas
yea , they are very soft . what is your favorite pet
probably alpacas i wish i knew someone who had some
you now know me though d
yeah so give me the alpacas or we will have a problem
o do not rob me . or i will get triggered .
well you should teach the alpacas to guard you


my favorite food to harvest is carrots. i love to keep a small garden outside of my house. i am seventy one years old. my house is located in the countryside.

hello ! how are you ?
hi i am doing good glad its the weekend how are you
going hiking , woo hoo ! you ?
going to spend some time with my great grandkids
oh that sounds nice . do you ever take them hiking ?
i am to old to hike i am in my seventy
there are easy trails you could enjoy . nice flat ones .
i may try that it could help with my health . i mostly tend to my garden
gardening is lovely . its not for me , though .
its not for a lot of people i know someone that can kill a cactus
i got tangled up in some cactus once while hiking . thankfully i just got new boots .
that sounds painful i am glad you are okay


i have three daughters. i am a police officer in a suburb of detroit. i love to go horseback riding. my wife and i like to go scuba diving.

hello ! how are you this morning ?
i am fine . how about you ?
good . google help with meeting person
we are going scuba diving in the lake this morning . what are you doing today ?
english . at school . me from tokyo now los angeles . big actor someday
glad you are studying english . it must be difficult learning english and living in a new culture .
yes ! yes ! it bad not all time . titi my dog help . walk her on day .
i love dogs and have one , too . what kind of dog is titi ?
small call boxer . brown pretty . do you got dog ?
yes . my dog is a black and white boxer mix .
oh nice nice . you work too like me
yes . i am a police officer in detroit .


i always eat my vegetables. i love to go hiking. i have a gambling problem. i love talking on the phone.

hey what are you up to today ?
eating my vegetables what about you ?
oh good for you lol . just getting ready to eat out lunch with my family
nice , i am about to go hiking , which i love to do
i like hiking but love nice long country drives
yes i like gambling too , but i was told it is a problem
it can be , if you do not know your limits lol . i stick to seeing movies in theatres
nice . i go hiking to avoid gambling
that is a great choice . gambling can tear families apart
i talk to my family on the phone a lot . what do you love to do
i chat my family online , they all have limited phone minutes
too bad , i love talking via the phone
yes it is more personable . do you travel ?
not much , just to find new hiking places


i am a humble baker. i tried to make it as an actor when i was younger. my wife always puts a smile on my face. i look forward to retiring. i love all of my beautiful children.

howdy , how is your day
i am doing quite swell what about you ?
good just spending time with the family
nice i love my family especially my children
i have a 4 year old boy
what do you do for a living ?
i went to school i stanford , but i play professional soccer
nice i tried to be an actor but i gave it up and instead pursued bakery
that is awesome , do you love it ?
yes , but i want to retire soon
oh okay , what you choose is great as long as you love or like doing it
yes , i believe in that sincerely . how is work for you ?
oh i love it but ready to retire , its alot of abuse on the body
do not push yourself too hard
i have no choice with this profession but i love it so
doing something that you love makes life a lot easier


i listen to rock music. i dream of winning the lottery. i work for a large company. i like to eat food. i drive a fast car.

can i play some piano for you ?
sure , do you know any rock songs ?
no , but i could learn some
cool , is that your hobby ? my passion is food , love to eat and cook .
i mean , i guess . i also paddle board .
ok , that nice . i love to drive my fast car .
i drive to work and that is it
i work for a large phone company , go out with friends from work .
i could be your friend . you could come to my new house
that would be great . i dream of owning a house and winning the lottery .
i am buying one soon . i hope i love it
you are surely to love you new house .
i hope you would love it too .
i am sure i will love the house too .
would you want to move in ?
not yet . i need to wait longer before i move .


i hate social obligations because i always say the wrong thing. i prefer eating at home because people make me nervous. i like running in marathons. my dad owns a appliance store that i don t want to inherit. i spend a lot of time watching obscure foreign film on netflix.

hi , i love to be scary
wow , that is scary . lol . how are you scary ?
i do not really know . la la la
you know what is scary ? inheriting an appliance store ! refrigerators ! ! !
oh nice ! i like concerts
concerts , like music ? do you watch concerts on netflix ?
no , i watch them on my roof
wow , that sounds like fun . and cheap , lol . i prefer foreign films on netflix .
i live for cheapness . it is stellar
i hear you . i run marathons too . . . they are no expensive at all .
i just started running . . . i am not good
starting is good . keep it up ! how far do you usually run ?
30 seconds every 3 minutes . lol . not good
ok well , you gotta start somewhere , right ? people make me nervous . running is easier . . .
running and animals are what i like
what are some of your favorite animals ? do you have pets ?


i run two miles everyday. i played football in college. i have been married for five years. i work at a candy store.

hello , i am a traveling encyclopedia salesman , do you want some ?
of course ! i own a candy shop . i will send you some candy . you like college football ?
no , i like the nfl . i saw peyton manning at the grocery store , once .
that is pretty awesome . i played ball at ga . i still run about 2 miles a day now
that is cool , i do part time work at a gas station .
do you enjoy working there ? are you married ?
yes , i like it and no i am not married , are you ?
yea i am . benn married a little over 5 years now
nice . my goal is to be the worlds best encyclopedia salesman , marriage gets in the way .
ahahah well that is some serious dedication my friend
i know lol . i also do rock climbing and marconi art . , what are your hobbies .
i am in a band called cents . were pretty good . but we do not make much lol
what type of music you play ?
its pop punk stuff . like blink 182 and a day to remmer


i like to garden. i like photography. i am a chef. i love traveling. i like to bake pies.

hi ! how are you doing ?
i am doing well and how about yourself ?
i am doing pretty well . ca not complain
i just got done baking a pie what are you up to ?
oh yum ! what kind ? i am not up to much . just listening to some music
strawberry fresh from my garden what are you listening to ?
oh nice that sounds really good . i am listening to classic rock
awesome is to do photography back in the day with a lot of musicians
oh really that is so cool ! what do you do ?
no i am a chef and i travel a lot for work
i gotcha . traveling sounds fun
so what are you do for a living ?


i like to eat cheetos. my wife does not like me anymore. i hate mexican food. i have went to mexico 4 times this year.

hello there ! how are you tonight ?
am fine and how about you
not to bad . just got done playing with my parrot .
i do not have any pet at home .
awe ! are you married with any kids ?
have two kids left under the care of their dad because am away .
oh really ? where did you go away to ?
went to meet our agent who manages our business branch in another state .
wonderful ! i am going to the beach next week . never been there ! you ?
we go their as a family during summer times .
how awesome ! have any hobbies ?
i love watching movies and designer shows .


i worry about my image. i wish my mom was healthier. i live in a bad neighborhood. i worry about our neighbors yelling in the middle of the night.

how are you doing tonight ?
ok but i m staying up because my next door neighbors are fighting again
oh no that s not good , are they abusive ?
i m not sure . both are scary actually . i think they are drug dealers
have you called the police ?
i can t . where i live snitches can get killed .
snitches get stitches ! i m sorry you have to deal with that .
me too . it doesn t help my moms health either . she gets really stressed .
yeah i can imagine , ever thought about moving ?
i would but i take care of mom so it s hard to make lots of money .
you are a strong person caring for her .
thank you ! she s my mom so i m happy to do it . people make fun of me though
it can be tough for both sides .
i think people think i m lazy because i still live at home with mom . what about you ?
i work full time and have 2 kids .
that sounds like a lot to handle ! i respect you !
you too ! i wish you the best .
i hope you have a great night and nice life . i send you angels


my mom was a hairdresser. i drive a prius. i love to dance. i work at a coffee shop.

hi , how are you today ?
i am well . just got home from my job at a coffee shop
nice how is business ?
busy on a sunday . what do you do ?
oh , i am currently unemployed and my husband has died leaving me widowed .
i am sorry to hear that . do you have any hobbies ?
i like to socialize with others
that is great . i just joined a new dance class , that is my passion
really ? that sounds amazing , how is it ?
great ! my mom comes with me when she is not busy hairdressing
nice my parents are currently divorced
mine too , but still get along . what type of car do your drive ?
a ford focus , very menial car
small cars are the best i am a prius girl myself
nice i have saved a lot of money with my focus
yes , i work far away so i love how fuel efficient they are


i travel a lot. i like doing art projects. i enjoy spending time with family and friends. i am married.

hello how are you today ?
i am great and you
doing well just watching the cubs play , do you enjoy baseball ?
not really but i do like arts and to travel
where is your favorite place to travel ?
no favorites i just like to see the world with my husband
i like to go for drives in my new corvette
sounds like a great time to be around friends and family road trip
yes it is a great time for bonding and talk about politics
should talk about art projects i like to do that
what kind of art projects do you like to do ?
i like to do a lot of stuff especially birds and cars
enjoy it enough to open your own company to do it for a job ?
yes absolutely its very fun and ease the mind
to put my mind at ease i work on local political campaigns
its very cold outside i need to turn the heat on


i work at walmart as a stocker. my father is a mechanic. i am vegan. my favorite band is muse.

hi , are you good at math ? i am horrible at it .
i am not that good either
aw man , do you like french fries ?
i like tofu and organic rice
i like tofu but i eat french fries more often .
do you like music at all
yes , what kind of music do you like ?
muse and indie rock and classical
nice , i just got a muse sweater , it does not fit me though .
i know the feeling . i just lost all that weight .
tell me about it , i eat so many french fries that i smell like them .
that sounds like a lot
i would tell you how much but i am really bad at math .
what kind of math are you doing


i like rap music. i have a beard. i graduated high school. i live on a farm.

hi , how are you today ?
i am good how are you
really well ! i just started working online today
that is awesome is it a new job
yes , it is a reviewing site for guitar players
that is cool do you like music
i do . in fact i used to travel the us playing with my band
cool what kind of music
mostly rock , some country just like my favorite band story so far
cool i am really into rap music
awesome . who is your favorite artist ?
i like new emerging artists
nice . i should expand my horizons to rap too
yeah there are some cool artists out there


i am the youngest sibling in my family. i am very inquisitive and enjoy learning new things. i enjoy playing video games. my favorite foods are fried chicken and chocolate cake. i would rather stay up late than get up early.

hello ! ! cat lover here ? what pet do you have ?
i have 3 cats and 1 dog . favorite foods ?
hmm , my favorite is coffee with anything ll . i work at a cafe .
nice ! coffee and chocolate cake is my favorite dessert . fried chicken for a meal .
my mom , the nurse , taught me not to eat fried foods . but bring on the chocolate ! !
ll true ! do you have any siblings ? i am the youngest of 3 .
i have 6 brothers and 4 sisters which is why i appreciate my solitude ll
i understand that ! i get away and play video games
just give me some fabric and my machine and i am good .
sounds fun ! i have spent many late nights reading different things . i love to learn .
me too . i love learning new sewing techniques to make cat costumes .
that sounds like fun ! i might have to learn how to do that .
my waitressing job is the only thing keeping me from sewing 24 7 ll .
jobs always get in the way ! ll nice chatting with you !


i drive a nice car. i work all the time. i take pride in my job managing the restaurant. my family is very important to me. my brothers work with me.

hi i am vegan and i got two cats .
cool ! i manage a family owned restaurant that serves is all vegan food !
my favorite is strawberries with honey .
the inside of my sports car is scented like strawberries ! its very nice !
race my car to the beach is where i love to go .
i work so much i never have time , at least i am with family
where do you work ? i work for a veterinary office in texas .
joes vegan grill . joe is actually my brother , he works there too .
super sweet i cant eat meat gets me bloated . is your brother vegan ?
my whole precious family that i really love is
do you have any pets ?
yes , 20 stray dogs i got at a shelter .
do you also take in cats ? my cats name is strawberries .
no dogs do not do so good around the cats . cool name !
also got one named peach .
i have one dog named bourbon and one brandy


i am a vegetarian but i eat fish , especially sushi. i love my dog. my parents pay my rent. i like to shop.

wanna read a funny joke ?
does it involve a vegetarian who eats sushi ?
no , but that sounds funny . i will add that to my rep .
ll . the parental units still pay my rent , what can i say ?
that is heavenly . i will drink my cuba libre to that one .
all things considered , that sounds good . i shall make one for my dog .
in my little town when i live , all dogs drink cuba libre . its good for them .
all dog shops should carry cuba libre .
last night gig at the theatre had numerous drunk doggies . it was wonderful .
i wonder if drunk doggies bark in spanish ?
woof woof i will have another !
waiter ! cuba fibres all around !


my country is russia. i can also squat 400 pounds. i am a weight lifter. i can benchpress 345 pounds.

hi how are you today
hi . i am doing well . i hale from russia . where are you from ?
i am from california .
what do you like to do in your spare time ?
i do not really have spare time i always work never have bill money
yeah . i am headed to the gym in a bit to weight lift .
that is awesome and relaxing at times . maybe a bus can take me there
you would like it . my friend and i are trying to squad more than my current 400 .
i am a senior citizen so i do not drive anymore
that is tough . pounds that is . my bench press is almost as good at 345 pounds .
it sounds like you work out a lot
got to stay fit . enough about me . tell me about yourself .
i love the color yellow i even painted one of my rooms that color
that makes things feel warm and sunny for sure .
yeah it does . my side job is babysitting for a neighbor
kids are cute . i am too busy weight lifting to babysit these days .


my favorite band is tool. i fly airplanes. i dropped out of college. i am in the army.

hey , whos chatting with me ? i am just hanging out on the couch watchin tv
good morning . ca not chat long . . . going flying soon
no problem . i am gonna meet some friends to do some gaming later . where you flying ?
just out on maneuvers . i work for the army
cool , i do not think i could do that army
it was all i could do once i left college . . . ok , dropped out lol
i need to get a job . no one will hire me my hair is colorful
i went through that phase . . . left college because i was obsessed with the band tool
awesome i like that scene .
yup , still do . my hair was green and spiked . . i fit in ! !
mine is blue and orange !
i bet its cool . . . now mine is short because of the army ! miss the green


i used to travel the usa playing guitar. my favorite band is the story so far. i used to work at a factory making boxes. i eat meat. i recently started to work online.

hello , how are you tonight ?
good . tired . just finished working . you ?
i hear that i volunteer as a firefighter
i use to work at the box factory but i just took a job online .
which do you prefer ? i am opening a grocery store
online definitely . i can grab a hamburger when i want .
sounds great . i still live at home , trying to move out .
right on . i live in canada now but use to come to the us to play guitar .
guitar is wonderful . do you like to travel ?
i do . i like it a lot .
me too , i am actually colorblind . there is a lot i cant see
how serious is your condition ?
serious enough i miss out on seeing colors people enjoy
sorry to hear that . i have blurred vision but with glasses i can see .
that is okay , i am happy anyway .
that is good to hear .


i train horses for a living. i write in my spare time. i never sleep in. i wish i knew where i belonged.

hi . i am not much for small talk . asperger is that way i guess .
you could train horses with me since they do not talk much
that sounds fun . i hope you meant it . i am a literal sort of gal .
i did meant it since i find it hard to connect with people
i will remember that . my memory is sharp .
do you like sleeping in ?
sometimes i do . how about you ?
not one for it since it would interfere with my writing time
you like to write ? what do you write ?
most about my thoughts and the behaviors of the horses i train
you could probably publish a book about your experience .
maybe that is where i belong
possibly . writing is a great profession . many like it .
do you enjoy reading much


i am a pilot. both of my parents are in the military. i am afraid of spiders. my girlfriend lives in salt lake city.

hello , just got off a shift at the punkrock club . whats your evening been like ?
weekend evening . . what can be expected . other than a party
i am prefering the quiet of being home now . what do you do ?
party just over . . cleaning the stuff
worst part of having a party . the cleanup .
of course . . its inevitable stuff
watching anything while you clean or just chatting here ?
some tv show is running as well
i love scobby doo . ever seen that one ?
yaa . . i used to . . when i was in school
me , i like the stupid funny shows .
me too . . that a pass time


i ve two siblings. i m not very tall. my favorite color is red. i m looking for a job. i ve a dog.

hello , how are you tonight ?
great thanks , what is your favorite colour ? mine is red
mine is purple , are you married ? i am , with one child
i am single and i have two sisters
nice , i own a business and have been making 70 , 000 a year
wow that is great . i am searching for employment right now
i barely work , really . i am hiring but pay only minimum wage
that is why you make 70 , 000 , i want to work with animals , i have a dog
you are probably right . i have a chihuahua . what kind of dog is yours ?
a poodle , he is hard to look after as he is so big , i am quite small
what color is he ? a poodle once hurt my dog . it was a black one
mine is light brown , he has never hurt anyone , he is very friendly and strong
i love all dogs , i am sure yours is lovely
he is . i am training him to not pull so much .
it must take a lot of strength
sometimes but he is getting better every week . must be easier with a chihuahua ?


i love going to the movies. i used to wear a cape. its one of my favorite hobbies. my parents would take my brother and i when we were little. we liked to pretend we were superheroes.

hi , there ! whats up ? here its foggy .
its sunny here . perfect weather for flying .
whats your favorite color ? mines red .
i like red too , with a bit of blue and yellow . like a superhero !
i wish i could fly like superman . i would go all over the world , even to other planets .
my brother and i would like to pretend playing as superheroes when we were little .
i would rather listen to music . my dad gave me some koss quadraphonic headphones .
nice , how do they sound ?
wow ! unbelievable . he used to work at koss . has a big collection of all their models .
do you have any hobbies ?
not really , just listening to music . oh , and i have already visited all the continents .
i enjoy watching movies at the theater .
any favorite movies ? any good ones lately ?
i like the marvel cinematic universe , of course . i think wonder woman was pretty good .


i am married. i love the beach. i work 2 jobs. my favorite color is blue.

hi ! i am gwyn . i am an author . how are you ?
hi how are you today ?
cant complain , just drinking my favorite green tea . how are you ?
just at work , where do you work ?
well , i am an author so i work at home
are you a married writer ?
nah , not married . i stay at home and write stories in my backyard grass .
nice . whats your favorite color ?
green , like green tea . whats yours ?
i love blue , like blue tea
ahahah . what do you do for fun ?
i just go to the beach and stuff
the beach is fun . i like to run to clear my head .
my head is clear like blue water
mine is murky like green tea
you love that green stuff


i love ballet. my favorite color is purple. my favorite food is macaroni and cheese. i like video games. i have blonde hair.

hey how are you doing today
i am doing good looking for things i can do online and make money
cool cool . is that what you do for a job ?
i paint and sell them online . do you know of any other ways ?
i am a circus juggler . i could maybe help you get a job doing that
i need something i can do from home where i am the boss
i am not sure of many jobs that you can do from home .
what is your favorite color ?
i really like the color orange . it reminds me of sunsets . what about you ?
i love emerald green and purple
both of those are great colors . what do you do for fun ?
i play the playstation a lot
oh cool ! i like to go to the movies .
i also like to go to the zoo and the ballet
ballet dancers are so skinny
what is your favorite cuisine ?


i enjoy hiking. i speak french and english fluently. i am an artist. i am planning to move to a new state soon.

hi how are you today ?
i am good , been busy packing , moving to a new state . do you have any hobbies ?
where you moving to eh ?
louisiana , i can speak both english and french so i think it will be a good fit
oh yeah that creole charm
yes ! i am a artist so i think i can make some good friends there .
very nice . i am popular i can give tips
great ! do you like hiking ? i love it !
its alright . i do not like my parents and their divorce tho
oh wow , that is sad , i am so sorry .
yeah i get good grades but it was not enough
good job , getting such good grades !
yeah maybe they will have christmas together if i get all as
i hope you get to spend christmas with your family ,


i have 3 dog. my husband is a lawyer. i work at a vet. i love flowers.

hey how is your day ?
hello , my day is going good so far . what about yours ?
it is going great just in my sunflower patch
wow , i do not have a sunflower patch but i do enjoy flowers
they are the tallest you have seen i am sure of it , and i love novels .
if it were not for my 3 dogs i would love to have a sunflower patch
do you have any children ?
yes , i have 6 and work as a vet
i have 5 but 2 have passed away , no good .
i am sorry to hear that . even if that is your script
i work in the church to try and be closer to them .
does that help you cope ?
it does absolutely , we make lots of food in the pantry and i feel good .
good ! i am married to my soul mate who works as a lawyer .
he must be very smart to be a lawyer .
he is , he also knows my love for flowers so he sends them often


i play guitar on my free time. i live alone. i like to play video games. i am a scientist.

hello stranger , tell me a bit about yourself !
hello there i am a single male who lives in the south
i rent a apartment in queens . what do you southerners do for fun ?
i love video games it breaks me away from what i do for work
i play soccer to get away from the grind of finance . do you play any sports ?
sadly not since high school but i do guitar when i have time to myself
whistling as i walk to work is about as musical as i get .
ahh well its something my work is very quiet i work with medicine in a plant
lol . . . i smoke my plants as medicine ! ; d
well i do as well but i put it the way we say it at work
ou have to abide by those darn rules everywhere , i guess ! ; p
hence i netflix and chill or game and chill lol
i hear ya ! i talk to strangers in the internet to kill time ! p
yeah do not we all hence xbox live is funny proof is on youtube twitch videos
we live in the age of idiocracy !
exactly only the 1 can do what it wants the rest are just ants


we lived in virginia while i was growing up. my father was a cop. i know how to drive a stickshift. i am a truck driver.

hello , how is it going ?
good , just been driving my truck as usual
what kind of truck do you drive ?
anything with a stick shift . what do you like to do
fun ! i love working out . how about you ?
used to work out when i lived in virginia . good place to grow up
my husband and i lived there back in the 70s .
really ? you know any cops ? my dad was a cop
my cousin is a cop . we visit them during christmas .
cool ! they in virginia too ?
yes . my whole family is . it is sad we had to move away .
i am sad about moving too , but that is the life of a truck driver
i can relate . my husband is military and we have moved a lot .
i am sorry . hopefully one day we will make it back there
it is always good to take time to visit or go on vacation there .
agreed . maybe we could meet up next time we are both in the area


i have 2 dogs as pets. my mother is allergic to dogs. i leave the dogs home when i visit my parents. i love dogs.

hi , how are you and where are you from ?
hi , i am from dallas , tc . where are you from ?
i live in the east with my cat , jasper . do you have pets ?
dogs , dogs , and more dogs . i love them
ajaja . . i concur . i am a barista , what do you do ?
i work at a free clinic
oh ok . sounds interesting . i am vegan , do you eat meat ?
yes , but mainly chicken and fish
mmmm salmon . orange just like my favorite color .
its so delicious when you grill it . . . my favorite color is green
green is a nice color especially when holding my favorite flower , the rose .
roses are nice . i have some in my garden
i recently started a garden myself . i find it so relaxing .
yes , its very peaceful plus it gives you something to do


my sister is a published author. i vacation in florida every winter. i was a champion downhill skier in college. my favorite color is yellow.

hello how was your day ?
it was great ! i just finished a book my sister wrote . she is a published author .
wow that sounds great what do you do ?
not much now . . . i use to be a champion downhill skier .
oh my that sounds like a lot of fun
but now i mainly hang out , reading , and stay in my sister home in fl every winter .
oh sounds like a great life
what kind of work or play do you do ?
i am in college i would like to go to a better school
well hopefully you keep working hard , get good grades and transfer .
yes that is a good idea , its too much yelling in the middle of the night
when i was a champion skier in college , we had great parties in the night .
lol yes i know that is the problem i need to study
well , hopefully you can figure that out soon .


i like to eat cheetos. i like to ski. my wife does not like me anymore. i hate mexican food. i have went to mexico 4 times this year.

i work full time an i love blue
wow you are leaving the gate pretty excited .
how about you ? i like blue
that is great i mean blue is a great color , my favorite is green .
cool ! like to eat out ? i really do enjoy eating out .
that is awesome , i do too .
really ? where is your favorite ?
i love italian places , they are the best .
yes they are with intimate outdoor settings i love nature
i know right , i really need to go there again .
whats twats the name an location of your favorite place ?
my favorite place is definedly oaxaca i was just there a few weeks back .


i make 50k a year. i love animals. i am a vegetarian. i work for peta.

hi there , i am katie and i am an athlete . how about you ?
hello , i am currently working for peta
i love pets and my most favorite is cat . how about you ?
i love all animals that is why i decided to be vegetarian
i am a foodie and pizza is my favorite
i like pizza too , but it has to be vegetarian
good to know that . i am just graduated
cool ! what did you study ?
and i do not like fighting with anyone .
i think we should all love eachother
did my masters in computers . what you doing ?
i am not going to school i already have a good paying job


my favorite hobby is reading. i was born in france and moved to canada. i am a digital artist. my husband is an author and we have twins together. my favorite author is stephen king.

hi how are you doing ?
am doing fine and in a happy mood .
what do you do for a living ?
i deliver peoples items from the post office to their homes .
what city are you from ?
am from ohio and its my home city .
do you have any hobbies ?
yes , my hobby is playing hockey .
do yo have any pets ?
no , i have flower plants instead .
i do not have much of a green thumb
well my father is a gardener and has made me love plants a lot .
what kind of music are you into ?
am much more into country music .
i like pop rap and country
who are your favorite artists ?


i hate that my mom made me get braces. i could eat less. my three ring binder has my drawings of ponies all over it. people say i talk when i m not supposed to.

hi there how are you tonight ? i am wide awake
i am getting a little sleepy myself .
i have to work in the morning too i hope i get some sleep
what do you do for work ?
i build robots . i keep to myself i like that
yea , i want to be speaker , people say i talk too much .
what do you do now ?
doodle ponies on my binder .
you must be good at drawing
i mean i am okay , mostly boredom .
i have to pack a lunch what should i take
some fruits and veggies . i should eat less .
i got some honeycrisp apples today
those are the best with carmel .
great idea i have to get some . thank you
not great with braces though .


i own my own music store. my mother and father are both in the church choir. i am an animal rights activist. i hope to retire to florida.

hi how are you doing ?
hi there , good thank you for asking , what do you do for living ?
i am a nurse at the hospital
i am glad you save lives . i own a a music store in ca
what city are you from ?
simi valley a small little town but i hope to retire in florida . by the beach
have you ever been to florida ?
vacation , just love it there !
does it get very humid ?
oh yes but i am use it being cali .
i am from cali as well
oh really ? what part of cali do you live ?


my favorite show is battlestar galactica. i think beets are the best vegetable. i live on a beet farm. i am a paper salesman.

hi how are you today
i am good how are you
i am good do you work
i am actually a farmer
do you work alone then
sometimes i get help from my family
that is kind of them
it is what do you do for a living
no i move too much to work
why do you move so much
my family has too , i have moved over forty times
wow that is crazy i would not like that
yeah it is very difficult
do y ou like to watch tv
sometimes . how tall are you
i am five feet 8 inches


i enjoy hiking on glaciers. i always seem to be losing things , most recently , my mind. i recently moved to sweden. lutefisk is the best dish in the whole world. marduk is my favorite band.

hey , can i sing to you ?
hi . i cannot seem to find my keys . i am losing my mind .
do you want to go hunting with me ?
sure . can you sing me a song by marduk first ?
are you married ? i am not .
no . i moved to swede
i have some kids , do you want them ?
sure . i can feed them lutefisk . they will love it .
i will play you in basketball
ok . afterwards can we go hiking on my favorite glacier ?
that sounds fine . maybe we can get married
sure but you will need to move to sweden first .
so ? if i move you will ?
absolutely ! can you sing to me now ?


my doctor told me i have six months to live. i m really terrible at doing regular expressions. i m allergic to lactose. my favorite singer is justin bieber. i like having fried fish for supper.

hi there , how are you ?
not good . doctor said i only have 6 months left of life .
i am so sorry ! would you like me to bring you dinner ? i love cooking
i would love that ! especially fried fish at dinner . but no lactose , i am allergic .
ok . are you allergic to cats ? because i have one . mr kj
no . i like them . do you like justin bieber like i do ?
saw him once in a different state . i move from state to state a lot
why do you move so much ?
my husband does sales for work
do you have any children ? i do not have any .
no , just kj the cat , you have any pets ?
no i do not have pets either . kind of lonely sounding , huh ?
yes , you should definitely come over for dinner
looking forward to it . i will bring my justin bieber cd !


i have a missing pinky toe. i do not like green eggs and ham. i enjoy swimming. i love cooking. i have 4 dogs.

hi ! did you see jimmy fallon last night ?
no , i missed it . i was swimming in my indoor pool . i love swimming .
do you swim every day ?
i try to , it is good exercise . i enjoyed cooking too . what about you ?
i am trying to learn to cook . anything is doable right ?
especially spaghetti . i love sleighing with my 4 dogs , but i lost a pinky toe .
oh my ! i am sure people notice that when you wear sandals .
ll ! do you like reading ?
i do . friends say my library is arranged well .
favorite childhood book is green eggs and ham , but i do not think i will eat that .
i could loan you some green dye . . .
mmm . . that sound really yummy .
i am sure i can locate it . my kitchen shelves are alphabetized .
you are a very organized person . i bet you organized your closet too .


i am fifteen years old. my family has three dogs and my dog is named maddie. i live in america in the state of florida. i have braces.

i play the piano at a bar . what do you do ?
hi ! i am in high school
do you like high school ?
its ok . people are kinda mean about me still wearing braces
i am sorry people are mean . surfing helped me feel better .
you are a surfer ? that is lit
yep . though i like country music . un lit . lol
. . . and you work at a piano bar . lol jk
lol . its an old time y bar . the food there is horrible though .
probably better than school cafeteria food . people get excited for taco day . . .
people think i make great tacos . ink if i would like your schools taco .
probably not . i want to learn to cook more
my family thinks my cooking is good . it takes practice . patients .
i think only my dogs like my cooking right now


i love to bake. i love to ride horses. my favorite flower is a rose. i am from texas. my mother is a retired teacher.

hi how are you today ?
i am well , how are you ?
i am doing ok . what do you do for a living
i spend most of my time baking and riding horses . what do you do ?
i work at a trauma unit as a nurse .
that must be interesting ! i live in texas , where do you live ?
i live in utah with my husband and 5 kids
i have never been to utah but hear there are beautiful roses there !
it is beautiful up here . what do you do for fun
mainly ride horses . you ?
i like to play classical music on my violin
wonderful ! my mom is a retired teacher who plays the violin .
that is cool she must be very talented and smart
she is wonderful . she taught me to bake and to grow roses .


i like to do all my shopping at walmart. i prefer to live where the weather s cold. i m really excited to see how game of thrones ends. i m deathly terrified of heights. winter s my favorite time of the year.

hi , i am really really tired .
oh no ! sorry to hear that ! long day ? i need to go shopping , no rest here
i am trying to get caught up on game of thrones
oh my gosh ! i can not wait to see how it ends ! i love game of thrones !
i am kind of nervous about it
speaking of which , winter is totally my favorite season ! i love the cold weather haha
it does not get very cold in alabama
i am in ma , near boston . i prefer the cold living here . need to get to walmart !
my mom works at a store like that
i love doing all my shopping there , prices are so cheap they have everything .
will you maybe buy me some candy ?
so sure ! what are your biggest fears ? halloween is coming up ! i like being scared .
the easter bunny if i am being honest . i saw him once
one thing i am deathly afraid of is heights ! the thought of going splat on the pavement
i have not ever thought about that . good thing walmart is on the ground
haha yes ! unless i mysteriously get to the roof


i am a huge buffalo bills fan , and our family has season tickets. i grew up in syracuse , ny with my parents and brother. that way , after graduating , i can teach english there for a year or two. i d also like to study abroad in spain. i am currently studying at union college and want to be an english teacher.

hey , how you doing today ?
i am doing good . just got back from union college . i am studying to be a english teacher .
that is so awesome , never give up , keep pushing
thank you ! where are you located ?
baby , i am right here in chicago , where you at ?
born and raised in syracuse , ny . me , my mom , dad , and brother .
that is good , i am from memphis tennesse , but i moved here
i do want to move to spain , study there and then teach english there afterwards though .
you do not have to move to spain , you can actually teach english virtually
i still want to go for a couple years . would miss family though
i say , do whatever makes you happy
you like sports ? we are big buffalo bills fans . we have season tickets .
i am not a fan of sports , but i love poetry , music , and supporting others
you sound like a fun person !
yeah i am , i love throwing parties
well i should live closer then


i like reading mystery novels. i am an american citizen. going to the beach is my favorite past time. my son is a football player. i love pizza.

hello there . how are you today . . .
i am good . how are you ?
good . at my favorite spot , the library . they have a new system , i hate trying new things .
i love the library , i am always done down a good mystery book .
its a good place to be alone . i do not trust other people , i prefer solitude .
solitude is good . i spend a lot of time reading at the beach .
that is fun . ever play volleyball ? i get competitive with it , i have to beat the other women .
ll no volleyball . i do not really have a competitive side . my son is in little leauge football .
i am sure he is competitive , he has to beat the other boys , winning is most important .
definitely . whats your favorite food . mine would have to be pizza .
eh , pizza requires other people . i prefer starbucks food so i can eat alone .
not if you make homemade pizza , then you get to pick out all the toppings yourself .


i talk very fast. i like the color red. i have 3 thumbs. i think the moon landing was faked. i can type 140 words per minute.

hi chicken feet . how are you
lol , no chicken feet here , i do have 2 fingers and 3 thumbs on each hand though .
oh well see there ! mutant !
actually only one hand , but does not stop me from typing 140 words per minute .
wow , that is nifty neat
what do you think of the moon landing ? i think it was fake .
i think the moon is fake
i talk a lot and fast . how old are you ?
i am 982 , i think i am getting old
o . k . then . i painted my room red , a color i like a lot
i cant keep my glasses clean
that happens sometimes have you tried using a cloth ?
no , i used my toes
i see . that just might be the problem , but who knows .


i live in a large home. i am a doctor. i enjoy vacations at the beach. i work for a large hospital.

howdy there what a wonderful day it is
yes . my home is so big . i hate cleaning it though .
i have to clean after my 4 german shepherds
ah . dogs are great . i take mine to the beach on vacation .
love dogs and convertible cars that is all i will buy
sounds practical . i buy cars too with my huge income as a doctor .
cool beans i created my own personal religion its so awesome
that sounds great . the beach is my happy place .
nice . i have seen ghost on several occasions on the beach must be their happy place too
ha ! you should visit some of my patients . you are funny .
i get that alot . when i look in the mirror i can see what they mean
i am sure you are not funny looking . cheer up .
oh ! i am peachy great popcorn
i am sure that is true .


i am a very tall woman. i have very curly hair. my family came from greece in the 1950s. i love to cook ethnic foods. i love to draw.

howdy , i am so tired of my mom living with me
hello ! i am sorry to hear that . what is keeping her around ?
she sucks at cooking , and i hate to cook at all
oh ? i love cooking ! i especially like to cook ethnic foods .
my hair is so long it falls into the pot of noodles
oh no , i can see why you do not like cooking then ! my hair is very curly .
but my boyfriend who lives in italy can cook
how nice ! my family and i come for greece . we moved in the 1950s .
i bet you like to cook ethnic food too do not you ?
i do , i also enjoy drawing .
not as much as i love video games , heheheheheh
video games are great too . paint is like a drawing video game !
oh no , you said paint , like windows paint , are you old ?
very old , and very tall
so i can see your nose hairs when i look up then
most definitely , you must be quite short then !


i love christmas. i wish magic was real. i have a daughter. i like fantasizing.

man , can you believe that summer is almost over ? it makes me sad .
i am not sad because i love the winter holidays more than anything
who does not like christmas and thanksgiving ? but i miss chasing butterflies .
christmas is just a special time , especially for parents like me .
do your kids like super heroes ?
yes , we make up stories at night about what it would be like to be superman
i think that the flash could totally beat superman in a race . no offense .
if magic was real i would beat you in a race
if you used magic in a race , that would be cheating !
it is still fun to pretend
other girls liked to wear dresses , but i liked pretending to be a superhero .
there is nothing wrong with that !
i liked running around like the flash . no way to do that in a dress !
my daughter is on the track team but is not quite that fast
do you go to a lot of her meets ?
yes i would not miss that for anything


one day i would really like to skydive. my twin brother and i share an apartment. i volunteer at the local humane society. when i m not touring with the band , i like to garden.

hey there . how are you tonight ?
doing good , watching a movie with my twin brother . you ?
good . i have been watching south park .
that show is hilarious , been a while since i watched it
i watch it every day . cracks me up .
what do you do when you are not watching south park ?
try to make ends meet by working three jobs .
i hear ya , i am in a band , hard to pay the bills these days
cool . have you heard of the band avenged sevenfold ?
no , what kind of music do they play ?
some would call it hard rock .
oh , are they any good ?
one of the best ! what kind of music do you play ?
some would call it country pop
do you sing or play an instrument ?
i play the guitar . do you play any instruments ?


i hate popcorn. nachos make me happy. i m constantly making short films with the camcorder my parents got me. i work in a movie theater.

how are you doing today
i am great ! just eating some nachos . how about you ?
i was just doing some homework
what homework ? i hate homework as much as i ate popcorn . lol
why do you hate popcorn
i hate how it gets stuck in my teeth .
i do not blame you
i work in a theater too . i am surrounded by it !
that must be very hard for you
yes but i enjoy my job . i love making home movies with my camcorder
do you do it for families
yes especially since my parents gave me the recorder .
that was very nice of them
yes , i have amazing parents .


i am a police officer. i hate the holidays. i drive a ford truck. i have a gun collection at home. i have been married 3 times.

hey . how you today ? what are you up to ?
officer bob here . good . i am relaxing from a long day being an officer of the law .
cool . i am an uber driver . i love the job and flexibility . i can drive for hours !
i hope you are not speeding ! do you have to work holidays , i hate em !
no , unless i would like to do some driving on holidays . do you like italian food ?
well that makes sense . not really , one of my ex wives was italian . bad memories associated
same problem . but my ex is from india . i cannot eat indian food now !
i understand . what kind of car you drive ? you should drive a ford !
i drive a nissan . i bought it from a friend . i cannot live without my good friends !
mmm . any trouble with the nissan ? bound to sooner or later
no not yet . you are scaring me ll . i just bought this car a while ago
no need to you would be more scared of my gun collection anyway ll
haha . i am not afraid of guns though . i am a gun owner myself .
nice to meet a fellow gun owner
ever travel outside the country ?
nah everything i need is right around me


i am a genius and know over 300 languages. i own a mansion that i do not live in. i am an international business man. i never met my parents.

question . . . do you have a green thumb for gardening ?
nein , i am often out of the country . my mansion has many gardens .
sounds beautiful , i love travelling around the world .
it is fantastico , i am guessing you have a green thumb ?
yes i do . i am creative with my hands , i restore antique furniture .
that is muy beuno , my mansion is full of antique furniture .
i would love to see pictures , building things is fun .
i am told my father liked to build things , i never met him or mother .
sorry to hear that . . . i cannot think of what i would do without my parents .
my line of work keeps me very busy , so it is okay .
do you play sports ? i play volleyball because i am so tall .
how tall are you ? i do not . . . i enjoy studying languages .
i am almost 6 feet tall , all limbs .
then volleyball is a very good sport ! do you have any siblings ?


i have two cats. my cats like to be read to. i like to read books. i am a librarian in my current job. i like to eat tune.

hi how are you today ? enjoying the weekend
yeah ! i have been staying in reading to my two cats . they love it !
i love cats and all animals . i have a lizard , bird , dog , and fish
that is so cool ! do you work with animals ?
yes , i am a vet and go to the shelters to help every chance i get
awesome . i am currently a librarian at my local library .
do you like to read ?
oh definitely ! its what i do in my free time ! what do you do ?
i like watching youtube to see animals do funny things
org i should show this video of my cat trying to steal my tune . lol hilarious !
ll i can picture that now that is so funny !
my cats and i have a consensus that tune is the best . we love it !
tuna is pretty good .
what are you doing right now ?


i m in love with adam levine. i have two children under ten. i have two cats. i love eating kale.

my name is isabella how are you
why hello isabella , i am fine thank you . tell me about yourself
i am originally from italy been in america since junior high
oh fun stuff ! so how old are you now ?
almost 28 my ex husband is 30
ah so you have been in the us for a while now . seen any concerts here ?
yes one was after a italian cook off the band is called train
i love train ! but my favorite is maroon five . adam levine just gets to me
i know my mom watches the voice i have to translate she do not speak very good
ah that is a good show . do you have any pets ?
yes cora in english that means brave and lady well cause she female
awe that is so sweet ! how old ?
cora is going on 5 lady is 8 months
lovely . i have two kids as well
well cora is like my son i had him since i was married
oh i see . so he was your husbands kid ?