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Dad get me the next flight to Houston we are going to see Andy and Mo pitch for the last time |
@Bigduke2208 you're the one that bitches out on my last night\ud83d\ude12 |
Im in the mood to watch some harry potter i know @natrowz would agree |
@October_Baby15 yes you are |
een it and the #Starhook. |
AJ!!! |
@Tattooed_Ginge I know right |
i felt great this morning and now all of a sudden i feel like death, whyyy \ud83d\ude29 |
@WW1DUpdater YESSSSS |
Anything can happen if you take a chance |
I'm just gonna stay single for a while. |
My bed is the best thing |
The sky >>> \ud83d\ude0d |
Thats where i come in. |
Confused, helpless, & I don't know what to do. #justgreat |
Renting the hobbit...... Finally |
Love the people in my life! #happygirl #friends |
@TrevorCierzan I have to admit that I muted it sometimes yesterday when I watched a good 15 episodes straight |
Back to second shift I go today! Still, not ideal, but it's better than thirds! |
@devonkosa WELL NOW IM CRYING OK BYE |
Kinda deserve that one from talking about oomf to much. Fag \ud83d\ude02 |
@Saint_Arnold I am drinking water :( |
Actually get to know someone before you judge. |
this may sound lame but after singing in front of the whole school I feel like I can do anything |
@Tessy_Baby02 is creeping hardcore right now \ud83d\ude02 |
@RashiydAshon i just love all Chicago teams except the sox :) |
@MikeSurles oh please mike |
I just joined the cracked iPhone team |
If Dakota Fanning didn't scream so much, \War of the Worlds\" would be a lot more enjoyable to watch" |
When people see my room for the first time I get scared on what they're gonna say and if you've been in my room you know why |
@MaxSwell1003 @jmasselli95 @ayyzachs74 WHAT'S GOING ON |
@tweetybird2918 um wtf haha |
Get mad, tweet lol our generation |
@kiiidcodiii oh okay will do |
Hahahaha the situation @Stacie_McC always seems to get herself in!! \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 maybe we need to change our story for a bit lol #creeper |
This guy is sick |
I just sent Julianna and old school kiss because I know she doesn't have iPhone \ud83d\ude18 |
@sammstephenson HERE'S THE DEAL |
Sprint why are you so ungodly awful |
@akleman88 that pisses me off! |
@MyronRicketson was awesome game and great atmosphere. Can't wait to do it again in hendo |
@ajonezzz your the best |
@vinzska no fairways as far as I know around here...next year maybe 2 glasses of wine before I touch the slimy thing! |
alivia and chelsea are being really big bullies today. #subtweet #kbye |
\u201c@DomiNATE11: Me and @KirBeamer25 making plans on plans for the summer!\u201d EXECUTION is key ! Haha |
How about providing a small cup of water for the dancers when they get off the floor? |
@WillMuschamp I will personally pay you to stay the hell away from the university of Florida and go back to Texas. |
Honestly, I don't even know what I would do without my best friend @taneshahansenn \u2764 |
I can't get over than win. |
@kayla_leigh21 haha...old people having fun!!! |
Jeffrey killed that kid |
No you pervs. My hand isn't full on in there. |
All I'm saying is do you wanna lose it all? |
@rachworley got it! We'll make sure to play \celebrate good times\" and the cha cha slide and such!" |
@nick_da_brick ? |
@jacnicrick I know!!! But that means my 2 tests are on Wednesday now lol |
When you still like someone who fucked you over <<<<<<<<<<<< |
Is randy sanders calling offensive plays for the #Raiders ? |
I'm driving to Scotland on Monday and I don't even know how to get there \ud83d\ude0e |
Just tell me what you want. |
CDs never in the right cases |
@AshleyLuvsReba or... You could talk to me.. Or better yet play song pop with me!! |
Oh Monday, who invited you? I was enjoying my weekend thank you very much. #weekendliving #familytime |
@angie_smithh hahahah oh my god! Thats horrible! |
@tylergposey @dylanobrien @hollandroden I am so excited!It's such a great tv series, you never know whats going to happen in the next show! |
I'm so annoyed today. |
I have the day off. I should go to Lake Erie and get all me shit! |
How can you say one thing and do another |
Almost got Tboned...nbd. sorry kara |
You're disgusting |
For playing 6 games in such a few nights I'm liking the conditioning of the Hawks. They look sharp. #Blackhawks |
i've seen 3 movies over the past 30 days. i usually don't watch 3 movies in a year. |
@VictoriaH_17 I love you to babe. |
Come up with your own tweets come on |
Bring your love baby I can bring my shame |
@steve_pierce fair enough admittedly I only saw the tail end of game 4, just don\u2019t like what I\u2019ve seen in games 3&5 |
Don't scare me like that!! \ud83d\ude1f #IWorryTooMuch |
Such is life though I guess |
Great men are not born great. They grow great. |
Pope quits and then the Vatican gets struck by lightening crazyness. #Dontpissoffgod |
#MLB13 is pretty sick of a game for real |
Bye bye. |
I was molested at a young age by my own hands.\ud83d\ude4c\ud83d\ude3f |
I can't believe that you were treated badly. Hahaha wow, the more you know. |
@NebraskaBelle drunk? |
How much do I have to donate to the Garden of Dreams to get a victory tonight? I have a blank check here. #NYR |
The only thing separating me from coming home is Tuesday! #OneDayAndAWakeUp |
I've never seen so many Yankee fans in my life!!!!! |
I was made to keep your body warm But I'm cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms |
Not sure what I would do with out diet dew. #savior |
IT'S ACTUALLY HIM! |
My toungs burning. |
I'm in my bed, you're in yours, One of us is OBVIOUSLY in the wrong place. |
@KandiceShavon don't make me come over there... |
Forever naptime |
@nbcagt #AGT I dare you to buzz these guys, judges! I double dog dare you! |
I'm watching the Hunger Games.. Where's @RanitaRae ?! |
@_hiyatw4t YOU'RE EXCELLENT YOU JUMPER |
@matt_colucci and you didn't take after your dad !? |
I am so full of food holy shit |
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