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Dad get me the next flight to Houston we are going to see Andy and Mo pitch for the last time
@Bigduke2208 you're the one that bitches out on my last night\ud83d\ude12
Im in the mood to watch some harry potter i know @natrowz would agree
@October_Baby15 yes you are
een it and the #Starhook.
AJ!!!
@Tattooed_Ginge I know right
i felt great this morning and now all of a sudden i feel like death, whyyy \ud83d\ude29
@WW1DUpdater YESSSSS
Anything can happen if you take a chance
I'm just gonna stay single for a while.
My bed is the best thing
The sky >>> \ud83d\ude0d
Thats where i come in.
Confused, helpless, & I don't know what to do. #justgreat
Renting the hobbit...... Finally
Love the people in my life! #happygirl #friends
@TrevorCierzan I have to admit that I muted it sometimes yesterday when I watched a good 15 episodes straight
Back to second shift I go today! Still, not ideal, but it's better than thirds!
@devonkosa WELL NOW IM CRYING OK BYE
Kinda deserve that one from talking about oomf to much. Fag \ud83d\ude02
@Saint_Arnold I am drinking water :(
Actually get to know someone before you judge.
this may sound lame but after singing in front of the whole school I feel like I can do anything
@Tessy_Baby02 is creeping hardcore right now \ud83d\ude02
@RashiydAshon i just love all Chicago teams except the sox :)
@MikeSurles oh please mike
I just joined the cracked iPhone team
If Dakota Fanning didn't scream so much, \War of the Worlds\" would be a lot more enjoyable to watch"
When people see my room for the first time I get scared on what they're gonna say and if you've been in my room you know why
@MaxSwell1003 @jmasselli95 @ayyzachs74 WHAT'S GOING ON
@tweetybird2918 um wtf haha
Get mad, tweet lol our generation
@kiiidcodiii oh okay will do
Hahahaha the situation @Stacie_McC always seems to get herself in!! \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 maybe we need to change our story for a bit lol #creeper
This guy is sick
I just sent Julianna and old school kiss because I know she doesn't have iPhone \ud83d\ude18
@sammstephenson HERE'S THE DEAL
Sprint why are you so ungodly awful
@akleman88 that pisses me off!
@MyronRicketson was awesome game and great atmosphere. Can't wait to do it again in hendo
@ajonezzz your the best
@vinzska no fairways as far as I know around here...next year maybe 2 glasses of wine before I touch the slimy thing!
alivia and chelsea are being really big bullies today. #subtweet #kbye
\u201c@DomiNATE11: Me and @KirBeamer25 making plans on plans for the summer!\u201d EXECUTION is key ! Haha
How about providing a small cup of water for the dancers when they get off the floor?
@WillMuschamp I will personally pay you to stay the hell away from the university of Florida and go back to Texas.
Honestly, I don't even know what I would do without my best friend @taneshahansenn \u2764
I can't get over than win.
@kayla_leigh21 haha...old people having fun!!!
Jeffrey killed that kid
No you pervs. My hand isn't full on in there.
All I'm saying is do you wanna lose it all?
@rachworley got it! We'll make sure to play \celebrate good times\" and the cha cha slide and such!"
@nick_da_brick ?
@jacnicrick I know!!! But that means my 2 tests are on Wednesday now lol
When you still like someone who fucked you over <<<<<<<<<<<<
Is randy sanders calling offensive plays for the #Raiders ?
I'm driving to Scotland on Monday and I don't even know how to get there \ud83d\ude0e
Just tell me what you want.
CDs never in the right cases
@AshleyLuvsReba or... You could talk to me.. Or better yet play song pop with me!!
Oh Monday, who invited you? I was enjoying my weekend thank you very much. #weekendliving #familytime
@angie_smithh hahahah oh my god! Thats horrible!
@tylergposey @dylanobrien @hollandroden I am so excited!It's such a great tv series, you never know whats going to happen in the next show!
I'm so annoyed today.
I have the day off. I should go to Lake Erie and get all me shit!
How can you say one thing and do another
Almost got Tboned...nbd. sorry kara
You're disgusting
For playing 6 games in such a few nights I'm liking the conditioning of the Hawks. They look sharp. #Blackhawks
i've seen 3 movies over the past 30 days. i usually don't watch 3 movies in a year.
@VictoriaH_17 I love you to babe.
Come up with your own tweets come on
Bring your love baby I can bring my shame
@steve_pierce fair enough admittedly I only saw the tail end of game 4, just don\u2019t like what I\u2019ve seen in games 3&5
Don't scare me like that!! \ud83d\ude1f #IWorryTooMuch
Such is life though I guess
Great men are not born great. They grow great.
Pope quits and then the Vatican gets struck by lightening crazyness. #Dontpissoffgod
#MLB13 is pretty sick of a game for real
Bye bye.
I was molested at a young age by my own hands.\ud83d\ude4c\ud83d\ude3f
I can't believe that you were treated badly. Hahaha wow, the more you know.
@NebraskaBelle drunk?
How much do I have to donate to the Garden of Dreams to get a victory tonight? I have a blank check here. #NYR
The only thing separating me from coming home is Tuesday! #OneDayAndAWakeUp
I've never seen so many Yankee fans in my life!!!!!
I was made to keep your body warm But I'm cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms
Not sure what I would do with out diet dew. #savior
IT'S ACTUALLY HIM!
My toungs burning.
I'm in my bed, you're in yours, One of us is OBVIOUSLY in the wrong place.
@KandiceShavon don't make me come over there...
Forever naptime
@nbcagt #AGT I dare you to buzz these guys, judges! I double dog dare you!
I'm watching the Hunger Games.. Where's @RanitaRae ?!
@_hiyatw4t YOU'RE EXCELLENT YOU JUMPER
@matt_colucci and you didn't take after your dad !?
I am so full of food holy shit