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@xxkenziexo our dates gonna great babe\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude4c #lezbehonest |
He called it a date. \u263a |
Mom thinks I'm a lesbian, I'm sick out of nowhere, old lady tried to come at me sideways at work today. Let this week be over already. |
It's too late to pretend like we are in love right now #NP |
Soooo tonight is a beer and vinnys kind of night |
@Yuhgirlleezette love you more beautiful ;) |
Around here parents try to be friends with their kids instead of authority figures. #messedup |
I need to talk to you, holy shit. |
I wish it was 60 degrees & sunny right now. #PerfectWeather |
Ping pong anyone |
You have talent and your soul cannot be bought |
@Maia_Mulcahy @peaceissarah NICE JOB MESSING UP THAT GIRLS HAIR |
@aubreeryann jump ship ! |
@KristinGlause Ill try my best |
Apple jacks. Yum. |
Animals |
I wish I had a crystal ball \ud83d\udd2e |
Our talk after track today >> @Big_Papi_15 @austin_squires |
I'm tired\ud83d\ude34\ud83d\ude34 |
Just keep your hopes up high and your heads down low! |
LOOCH |
Getting this beer in my belly! |
So far today I have had two cups of coffee. This should end well... |
Oh my gosh. These apple cinnamon donuts are about to be amazing! |
@Mallick814 @marchionda23 pats are also the ones in the playoffs and the steelers are 5-8 |
--thank god it's pay day. \ud83d\udcb2\ud83d\udcb0 #money |
Fast forward to Florida please \u2600\u2600\u2600 |
If love is a labor I'll slave til the end. |
@miller_damon who's got time for that? And rise and roll doesn't suck. Best donuts ever!!!! \n#NotMe |
I want someone who will make music with me. Who will listen to me play and sing all day and then sing to me all night. |
@dannywitt359 @rjz_haynes Ryan your hobby from now on is to not talk to danny. |
2 hours and counting till youth |
I don't wanna give you the wrong impression. |
@NateShungu Carry out and my love |
The fact that the live feed for the boys game is frozen \ud83d\ude12 #nothappy |
Picky guys need to learn .. Women dont come from a \build a bitch\" workshop.." |
Not knowing what you want in your life is the most frustrating thing ever |
I'm not addicted to adderall mom... God |
@radley512 my bank don't open till 9 |
I can tell you haven't laughed in awhile but I want to see that crooked smile \ud83d\ude03 |
I live two miles away from where i nanny and I've been waiting on my mom for 15 minutes |
Seriously fuck you and your fucking lies your such an asshole! I'm so glad that didn't actually happen. Good thing you told everyone it did |
@JennyBunny_10 thank ya sooooo much! |
Laying on my death bed |
@lilyjs87 Thanks Lily \ud83d\ude03 Miss you too! Only 1 more day until you are both home! \u2708 |
@_BayleyPalmer you should have taken psychology! The professor is hilarious. |
@SavannaGeske couldn't quite handle the one road it should have taken you to get to your destination? #womendrivers \ud83d\ude1c |
@nilam_bhatt I was going to put that in there but I didn't know how to spell it |
#YoureMoreAttractiveIf you have a great sense of humor |
@TerryM1963 @Dickyleefrazier @PatrickLoneyUK @mafrazier15 just friends talking. How's that creepy? |
I have NO makeup this is not good i have places to go |
@mrmickmars soo I'm beyond excited for the new Hampshire show next month. I'm 22 and itll be my 5th time! |
Austin's daily pictures of Nala are killing me. She's so damn cute |
#sorrynotsorry |
You think way too fucking highly of yourself. |
@Austinwilkins04 I will! Promise! Things happen for a reason |
\u201c@PrincessProbz: I see your subtweet, and I raise you a big middle finger. #princessprobz\u201d @Andee_4 made me think of you \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 |
coughing up blood #thestruggle |
Going to nova at the end of may |
@skookthug570 baby rub on your nipples! |
@Tanner_Colley2 @Jolo_Swag @xAudreyMarie @RebeccaK19 Aw, well I guess we won't be hanging out then |
Goodbye |
I hate looking a new cars. I was perfectly happy with mine. Fucking drunk drivers. |
WHY IS FOOD NETWORK COMING IN FUZZY \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d |
Christmas dinner in a little \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0b |
@Alex_Stoff yes the carpet is a tad stained tbh but you know it's just kind of an experience |
Shit ya Damon! Conference Champs! |
Those fuckers from that whole Target ordeal actually stole my credit identity... #weird |
@lauren_nichole0 hope ya feel better !! Lol I feel dumb BC I'm just now learning and you all have tucks and stuff. I hate being the newbie! |
@torbald2895 don't you have some offs to fuck? |
Honestly I could care less |
Michigan |
In the mood to clean \ud83d\udc4c |
@primaljeff The Michael Ferrari is working on it!!! |
Hahahaha life is rough |
People will always push you to your limits |
@gretakarr no no no this needs to go away |
@OhMyLordyJordy7 then, we must be sisters!!!! |
Take time |
@elisaaabeth_ WAY TO GO BABY |
@Allicciaaa haha no actually Jeff! |
Rather than talk about how doing dangerous tricks with the thing was actually what killed him. |
So emotional at this episode of Long Island Medium right nowww |
God has turned his back on you, heavens gates are shit. |
Oh. There it is |
My plan is to work at Starbucks and find out the inner workings then take over the coffee industry |
Even if I am only staying for a night I pack my bags like I am staying for a week. #girlprobs |
I love having a guy that will hold me tight on my worst days. |
@Morgan_Mishel @amberfox11 my iPod. |
Excited to find your baguette ad @SCHARglutenfree in the Gluten-Free Living magazine :) |
Why is everyone so mean to each other now a days |
@UTHedo you think Moyes is even in the same area code of class that Fergs is now or was before he became accomplished? Use foresight. #deer |
I dont see everyone's obsession with being disgusted by feet. Just take care of your feet people. |
I hate the dentist. Having somebody's hands and in my mouth <<<< \ud83d\ude37 |
I really don't like you |
Can someone loan me 60 bucks so I can get a watch \ud83d\ude31\ud83d\ude25 ill pay you when I get money \ud83d\ude14 |
Why am I hated so much..? |
@BluEyezJess @Braddigan89 LMFAO at \YOU\" people.." |
@fakedansavage I just saw you walk by me in Madison by the Capitol and wasn't quick enough to tell you I love the new book! |
@audra_mgillespi @ClaireRohr what is this picture? |
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