diff --git "a/opensubtitles/test.jsonl" "b/opensubtitles/test.jsonl" new file mode 100644--- /dev/null +++ "b/opensubtitles/test.jsonl" @@ -0,0 +1,64 @@ +{"text": "\"Previously on \"Wayward Pines\"...\" \"This fake little town is all that's left.\" \"There's a faction.\" \"They're gonna take down the fence.\" \"Surrender your arms and explosives by tomorrow morning and everything stays between us.\" \"Wayward Pines needs a new generation.\" \"You and Ben look so nice together.\" \"How is that working out?\" \"It's great, actually.\" \"You were right.\" \"They got to Ethan.\" \"We execute tonight.\" \" All right.\" \"Who's that?\" \" Ted Laufer.\" \"He drives the delivery truck.\" \"He's always right on time, right at 8:00.\" \"Okay, let's go.\" \"Help!\" \"I need a doctor!\" \"Help!\" \"Come here.\" \"Come here.\" \" I need a doctor.\" \" Sir, we can help.\" \"You're okay.\" \"Come with us, please.\" \" What happened?\" \" Truck exploded.\" \"Prep radiology, now!\" \"Oh, my God!\" \"Wait a minute.\" \"Is this guy a real doctor?\" \" Of course he is.\" \" We need to move!\" \"Ben will receive the best possible care.\" \"You know the children are our most precious resource.\" \"Pam to ICU, please.\" \"Try to remain calm.\" \"Go ahead and look.\" \"There you go.\" \" Hey.\" \" Oh, my God.\" \"Ah, here's Dr. Carol.\" \"So far, I see no significant injury to his brain, but we won't know exactly where we stand until he regains consciousness.\" \"But he's gonna be okay.\" \"If he comes to in the next 24 hours, the odds of a full recovery are very good.\" \"It could be a long night.\" \"Try to get some rest.\" \"What kind of person sets off a bomb in the middle of town?\" \" I told him to stay home.\" \" Hey.\" \" I did.\" \" It's not your fault.\" \"He's just a kid.\" \"He's 14.\" \"Remember what you were like?\" \"Do you think he's involved with any of this?\" \"No.\" \"If you need anything at all,\" \" you just press this buzzer, all right?\" \" Thank you.\" \"Oh, Dr. Jenkins!\" \"How are the children?\" \"Amy Breslow's gonna be all right, all things considered.\" \"Ben Burke is still unconscious.\" \"But not to worry...\" \"Dr. Carol is with him.\" \"He's absolutely going to pull through.\" \"How have they been able to do this?\" \"!\" \"Settle yourself down, now.\" \"Remember where you are for God's sake, David.\" \"W-We'll put out an issue of the Chronicle.\" \"We explain this is a... it's a... an explosion.\" \"It's a gas leak.\" \"Yes.\" \"It's a fine idea.\" \"I just hope they buy it.\" \"I'm worried about the townsfolk.\" \"And people have already started talking.\" \"I think we should do something for them, something very, very special, for the entire community.\" \"A celebration?\" \"Yes.\" \"Yes, a celebration of life in Wayward Pines.\" \"Remind everybody exactly how blessed we actually are.\" \"Hmm?\" \"This is internal bleeding.\" \"It's bad.\" \"We should keep moving.\" \"No.\" \"No.\" \"No, we have to stay here and wait for the others.\" \" No one's coming, Harold.\" \" We don't know that.\" \"And he is not gonna survive another move.\" \"Here they come.\" \"Thank God.\" \"I got some food, water, and first aid in there.\" \"Wait.\" \"What's Ruby doing?\" \"She had to go back.\" \"She can't risk showing up late for work.\" \"What happened to Eric?\" \"He got pinned between the truck and the dumpster.\" \"Well, we should take him down to the hospital.\" \"So they can execute him?\" \"What happened at the fence?\" \"Two got away, four got taken, and Kate's in jail.\" \" Oh, my God.\" \" Look.\" \"I really want to help you guys, but I can't stay.\" \"Sorry.\" \"I want to get out of this town!\" \"Why?\" \"Because none of it's real.\" \"It's a...\" \"it's a Potemkin village.\" \"They have them in... in Syria, North Korea.\" \"They're fake cities built to impress.\" \"Who's behind it?\" \"CIA?\" \"Is it social or...\" \"or medical?\" \"What?\" \"This government experiment.\" \"Is it social or medical?\" \"It's just a town.\" \"Just a town.\" \"With an electrified fence?\" \"W-W-W-With a microchip in my leg?\" \"!\" \"You have to write that down, huh?\" \"I'm just noting your progress.\" \"I'm not making any progress.\" \"I don't want to make any progress.\" \"I want to talk to someone in charge now!\" \"It's been two months!\" \"I...\" \"I am sorry.\" \"Oh, poor Katie.\" \"Not feeling so well, eh?\" \"Don't worry.\" \"We'll get you all fixed up.\" \"That's a good girl.\" \"Oh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.\" \"Ruby's here, you guys.\" \"Heard the driver and two kids are still in the hospital.\" \"If that was the gas line, then how come the asphalt wasn't damaged?\" \"Only thing exploded was the truck.\" \"Had to be a bomb.\" \"What do you think, Dr. Jenkins?\" \"Well... when a disaster like this occurs in a town as beautiful as ours, it's natural for folks to ask questions.\" \"But... we should be careful not to spread rumors.\" \"Hello?\" \"Who is it, Ruby?\" \"A fellowship gathering, mandatory attendance.\" \"Give me a reading on Ruby's chip.\" \"She was late to work.\" \"Pine needles in her hair.\" \"She's at home in bed.\" \"Let me see.\" \"She must have taken her chip out last night and left it in her room.\" \"I wonder how many more people are home in bed.\" \"All right, where are they, Kate?\" \"Five of your people are off the grid right now, including Harold.\" \"You think I want to help you find my husband?\" \"Your husband blew up a truck last night on Main Street.\" \"He nearly killed my son.\" \"Ben?\" \"W-What are you talking about?\" \"I-Is he gonna be okay?\" \"Don't even say his name.\" \" Just tell me where they are.\" \" I am so sorry, Ethan.\" \"Something must have gone wrong with the timer.\" \"It was... it was meant to go off at... at the fence.\" \"Well, that's the last thing that we need to have happen.\" \"You know what the difference is between you and me?\" \"I believe what I know in my heart.\" \"You believe what they tell you.\" \"Look, I know you don't get it.\" \"I know you think they got to me.\" \"But I know what's out there and it's not Boise.\" \"You ever think about why they picked you to be Sheriff?\" \"'Cause I have.\" \"You know, I'm gonna take you up there so you can see it with your own eyes, but we don't have time with that now.\" \"See what?\" \"The monsters?\" \"Where are they?\" \"!\" \"You know, you have really good instincts, Ethan.\" \"But when push comes to shove, you will always follow orders.\" \"You have made the same mistake before.\" \"Well...\" \"I'm not following orders this time.\" \"I'm just trying to make sure that nobody gets killed.\" \"What happened to you?\" \"We were partners?\" \"Don't you trust me at all?\" \"These people want to be free.\" \"And I owe them that chance.\" \"Amy is holding steady, and Ben Burke looks like he'll pull through.\" \"Ruby's one of them.\" \"Ruby?\" \"Have you, uh, notified Ethan Burke she needs to be locked up?\" \"We need to put our own house in order first.\" \"I'm not following.\" \"We have 24 people manning surveillance around the clock.\" \"Yet, somehow, these insurgents are managing to meet in secret and build bombs.\" \"Someone must be helping them.\" \"David, everyone up here is family, loyal to you to a fault.\" \"Someone's betraying us and we need to find out who it is.\" \"If it will help you to feel better,\" \"I'll conduct a full security review.\" \"Yes, it would help me feel better.\" \"Snipers have checked the north quadrant.\" \"All clear.\" \"You still happy with your decision to join us here?\" \"It's an absolute privilege to be here.\" \"Indeed.\" \"Indeed.\" \"And working Surveillance, is it ever uncomfortable for you?\" \"Do you ever feel like you're...\" \"I don't know...\" \"invading people's privacy?\" \"Uh, it's the job.\" \"I mean, we do it to protect them, right?\" \"Absolutely.\" \"Absolutely.\" \"How's Reggie?\" \" Very good.\" \" And the kids?\" \"Full of energy, as always.\" \"Oh, super good.\" \"How about your post at Surveillance?\" \"You enjoying that?\" \"I like it a lot.\" \"But sometimes you might want to...\" \"I don't know... avert your eyes or maybe even wipe video 'cause of something you've seen, erase it.\" \"Are you kidding?\" \"Oh, I-I love it when they let something juicy slip.\" \"Very good.\" \"Super.\" \"Thank you so much, Gina.\" \"Can you send the next person in?\" \"Sure.\" \"Sweetie?\" \"Ben.\" \"Sweetie.\" \"Hi.\" \"How are you feeling?\" \"Water?\" \"Oh, yes.\" \"Yeah.\" \"There you go, sweetie.\" \"Don't lift your head.\" \"You have no idea how happy it makes me to see you open your eyes.\" \"Your dad and I were so scared.\" \"Where... where's Amy?\" \"She's here in the hospital.\" \"Is she okay?\" \"Yeah, s-she's fine.\" \"She was asking about you.\" \"Can you go check?\" \"Yeah, sure, I will.\" \"I love you so much.\" \"How are you feeling?\" \"Oh, okay, I guess.\" \"Oh, Ben.\" \"Oh.\" \"Everyone in town has been so worried about you.\" \"I'm so relieved you're all right.\" \"Yeah, me too.\" \"Oh, it's just terrible what's happened.\" \"Sometimes, the choices one makes can lead to consequences we don't intend.\" \"I never should have snuck out with Amy.\" \"Oh, no, no.\" \"No, I'm not talking about that.\" \"We want you to grow your relationships here.\" \"I'm talking about decisions made by the Sheriff in pursuing the case.\" \"He's a good man, Ben.\" \"He's well-intentioned.\" \"And I'm sure he had his reasons for letting Harold Ballinger go.\" \"Oh, I just hope his judgment wasn't clouded by the fact that Harold's wife is an old friend of his.\" \"Kate and your father are friends, right?\" \"Yeah, sort of.\" \"He arrested Harold and then he let him go.\" \"And then...\" \"I guess I just don't agree with that kind of leniency.\" \"I believe, as David Pilcher believes, in a philosophy that I like to call Clear and Severe.\" \"Clear laws and severe punishments.\" \"Clear and Severe.\" \"To be honest,\" \"I think your father and I disagree on this issue.\" \"But you're gonna have to give it some thought.\" \"People are gonna want to hear from you.\" \"What is the proper punishment for speech or actions that harm Wayward Pines?\" \"Leniency or Clear and Severe.\" \"You...\" \"you say that people are gonna want to hear what I have to say.\" \"What does it matter what I think?\" \"Ben, you survived a terrorist attack.\" \"You're a hero now.\" \"How long you think we're gonna survive out here?\" \"We'll think of something.\" \"Mm, good.\" \"That's what people always say when they're at the end.\" \"Hey.\" \"Don't fall apart on me.\" \"We'll think of something.\" \"Eric.\" \"Hey.\" \"I'm not doing this by myself.\" \"Not here.\" \"What do you mean?\" \"I'm not gonna let him rot for all eternity inside this prison.\" \"What are you talking about?\" \"We're not burying him here.\" \"We're burying him in free soil on the other side of that fence.\" \"How you gonna do that?\" \"You ever feel uncomfortable working Surveillance?\" \"Thoughts, feelings, concerns about invasion of privacy?\" \"Oh, no, no, I-I think, um, our methods are well reasoned and, um, necessary for the continued...\" \"preservation of human life.\" \"Reggie, you don't have to quote the manual here, hmm?\" \"Well, in that case, um...\" \"sometimes.\" \"Um, a little bit.\" \"It must be strange peering into people's lives all day long like that.\" \"Oh, no.\" \"I-I-It's not that.\" \"I-I-I know we're here to protect them.\" \"It's just... sometimes, people say, uh, personal stuff.\" \"Like what?\" \"Maybe they ask certain questions.\" \"Like, uh, \"What's outside the fence?\"\" \"Or \"Who's watching the cameras?\"\" \"And you're telling me you don't record those infractions?\" \"Look, i-if it's just innocent, then... then sometimes, I'll blur the tape or, I'll, uh...\" \"I'll erase a spot.\" \"But I just...\" \"I just don't want anyone to get in trouble for just asking questions.\" \"These people are scared, you know?\" \"I-I see them sobbing in their rooms, holding each other.\" \"They just don't understand what became of their lives.\" \" It's just human nature to ask questions.\" \" Yeah.\" \"Yeah, absolutely.\" \"Human nature.\" \"Thank you so much for coming in, Reggie.\" \"No problem.\" \"This is a bad idea.\" \"The construction crew was finished for the day.\" \"Besides, who cares?\" \"If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die trying.\" \"It's a wonderful gathering, don't you think?\" \"Hmm.\" \"It's nice, bringing everyone together like this.\" \"This would make a perfect target, wouldn't it?\" \"Whole town together in one place.\" \"I just came from the hospital.\" \"Ted didn't make it.\" \"He's dead?\" \"Burned over 90% of his body.\" \"Maybe you should say a few words, Mr. Mayor.\" \"Lift their spirits.\" \"That's not a bad idea.\" \"Hey, folks.\" \"Could I have your attention, please?\" \"Come on.\" \"Move in here, move in here, move in here.\" \"Yeah, I just wanted to welcome you all to our wonderful fellowship gathering.\" \"So, relax, everyone.\" \"Have some fun.\" \"Hey, say hello to your neighbor.\" \" Excuse me.\" \" Because it's just another beautiful day in the friendliest place on Earth.\" \"Mayor, I'd like to say a word.\" \"Sheriff Burke, ladies and gentlemen.\" \"Listen, folks, this really isn't the best time for this.\" \"As many of you may have heard, last night, a bomb went off right here in the middle of Main Street, not far from where you people are standing.\" \"And several of the people connected to this crime have gone missing.\" \"So, until we get the situation sorted out,\" \"I think it's best if everybody goes home and stays safe.\" \"Let's wrap it up, please.\" \"All right, everyone.\" \"You heard Sheriff Burke.\" \"Let's go.\" \"Why didn't you tell me about this?\" \"I didn't want to interrupt your investigation.\" \"Nothing matters more than keeping the populace calm a-a-and quiet.\" \"I'm afraid the ship's already sailed.\" \"Hey.\" \"Hey.\" \"How are you?\" \"You know, I had a concussion when I was your age, playing football.\" \"I got hit running a quick slant across the middle.\" \"I don't remember too much of what happened after that.\" \"My ears were ringing for a couple of days.\" \"So, I guess it hasn't been all that much fun, huh?\" \"Hey.\" \"Hi.\" \"No, I guess not.\" \"Especially considering that it all could have been avoided.\" \"What do you mean?\" \"You had the guy, Dad.\" \"You had him and you let him go.\" \"Ben, what are you talking about?\" \"Your dad, he saved your life.\" \"No, no, that's okay.\" \"I heard that you arrested the guy who made the bomb and then you let him go.\" \"Well, there's a reason for that.\" \"Sometimes we let a suspect walk to see where it will lead us.\" \"It just kind of makes me wonder if you would have...\" \"I don't know.\" \"If you would have made the same decision if he wasn't married to Kate Hewson.\" \"Ben, that's a terrible thing to say.\" \"He can say whatever he wants.\" \"You're supposed to enforce the laws of Wayward Pines.\" \"You're not supposed to be lenient with people because you know them.\" \"Hey.\" \"I would have done the same thing no matter who it was.\" \"Ben, is your teacher telling you to say all of this stuff?\" \" Is that what's happening right now?\" \" No, hey.\" \"Is it the teacher?\" \"Ben, it doesn't matter.\" \"Look.\" \"Ben, we love you.\" \"And we're just... we're just happy that you're okay.\" \"Get...\" \"get plenty of rest.\" \" Hey.\" \" Hey.\" \"Hi, Amy.\" \"Look who's here.\" \"We'll talk about this later.\" \"Hi.\" \"So, no one in Surveillance is breaking any rules or...\" \"or protocols.\" \"Well, if there's a problem, it must be a software glitch.\" \"Never had to punish anyone on the inside before.\" \"No.\" \"It'd be a terrible line to cross.\" \"And happily, we don't have to.\" \"No one is helping the insurgents.\" \"Oh, t-that's not what I asked.\" \"What I asked was, is anyone in Surveillance breaking any rules or protocols?\" \"No.\" \"Well... at least we have each other.\" \"Thank goodness for that.\" \"Did I ever tell you I want to be a nurse here when I grow up?\" \"No.\" \"That's cool, though.\" \"I can hear your heart.\" \"Yeah, well, I hope so.\" \"Buh-bum.\" \"Buh-bum.\" \"Buh-bum.\" \"Oh.\" \"It's getting faster now.\" \"Are you okay?\" \"Yeah, it's just a headache.\" \"I'm actually not supposed to be leaving my bed.\" \"Well, I'm glad you're okay.\" \"I'm glad you're okay.\" \"I never really thought about it before, but...\" \"last night made me realize how at any day, any point, we could just die.\" \"We didn't.\" \"We're alive.\" \"I think that teacher Megan's been whispering in his ear.\" \"I can just feel it.\" \"I can't stop thinking about what he just said, about how I had the guy and that I let him go.\" \"That's what happened with the Easter bombings.\" \"This now just in to the news room.\" \"We are getting live...\" \"Terrorist attacks in D.C. and Los Angeles at the same time.\" \"...and Los Angeles, California.\" \"On an Easter day when so many families spend...\" \"I got to go in.\" \"Ethan, do you know something about this?\" \" No.\" \" Please tell me what's going on.\" \"I could never tell you.\" \"I was part of a joint terrorism task force.\" \"And we got word that Narwaz was down in Mexico.\" \"So we went down, we grabbed him, secured him, put him on a plane to transport him back to D.C.\" \"Then I got a call from headquarters.\" \"They told me to let him go.\" \"The guy's dirty.\" \"I knew he was dirty.\" \"\"Let him go.\"\" \"Well, that's exactly what I did.\" \"It was an order.\" \"And then three weeks later, 621 people are murdered... by Narwaz Al-Salaam.\" \"And I had the guy and I let him go.\" \"And it was classified.\" \"You know how bad I wanted to tell you?\" \"That's why you went to Kate.\" \"It was the toughest period of my life.\" \"She was there.\" \"She was my partner.\" \"There's no excuse for what happened after that.\" \"I've been sorry about it ever since.\" \"I'm not blindly following orders anymore.\" \"Sheriff.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"Yeah.\" \"We have an emergency call from the truck depot.\" \"Yeah, I'll check it out.\" \"Thanks.\" \"Thank you for telling me.\" \"I love you.\" \"Oh, I'm sorry.\" \"I didn't mean to startle you.\" \"I came to check up on Ben.\" \"How's he doing?\" \"You don't have any children of your own, do you?\" \"Brad and I have not been so blessed.\" \"You do realize that Ben is our son and not yours.\" \"Theresa, we are on the same team.\" \"Are we?\" \"Because I'm starting to feel like every single thought that you put into Ben's head is somehow meant to undermine us.\" \"Let's just be honest here.\" \"You've got an agenda and I want to know what it is.\" \"You're starting to sound a little paranoid, Theresa.\" \"I simply believe that the children of Wayward Pines are the future of Wayward Pines.\" \"And to that end, I try to be as helpful as possible.\" \"Helpful right now would be for you to stay very far away from my family.\" \"Hey, Sheriff.\" \"So, what happened?\" \"Uh, I got here about an hour ago.\" \"Someone smashed one of our cameras, cut the lock, stole one of our trucks.\" \"What kind of truck was it?\" \"It's a 30-foot dump truck.\" \"What's going on, Sheriff?\" \"Is there gonna be another bomb?\" \"Maybe the truck is the bomb.\" \"What about the nightmares?\" \"Nothing.\" \"Last few years.\" \"Any explanation for that?\" \"Acceptance, I suppose.\" \"My life before, I was always running, searching, fighting.\" \"But the questions I had then are no different than the questions I have now.\" \"Why are we here?\" \"Why do we breathe in and out?\" \"Is there a God?\" \"But if I'm honest... in my old life, there was also a great degree of fear.\" \"There was terror everywhere.\" \"It's what my job as an agent was all about.\" \"And I won't lie.\" \"I fed on that adrenaline.\" \"But here, I don't know.\" \"It's as if I've been... forced to live one moment at a time.\" \"I'm still asking all the same questions, but the answers are less urgent now.\" \"Maybe because I feel safer.\" \"Have you and Harold, uh, thought any more about children?\" \"Mm, we have been talking about it, yes.\" \"You'd make a great mom, Kate.\" \"Hmm.\" \"Oh, can I get that refill?\" \"Oh.\" \"Uh, yeah.\" \"Thank you, Dr. Jenkins.\" \"Thank you, Kate.\" \"Hmm.\" \"Dr. Jenkins.\" \"Why didn't you come and talk to me before all this?\" \"You know I couldn't do that.\" \"Besides, what would you have said?\" \"\"Forget the truth\"?\" \"Your friend Ted has died.\" \"Two of our youngest seriously injured in the hospital.\" \"Others are missing.\" \"That's the price of your truth.\" \"You know it's not like that.\" \"You didn't mean for anyone to die.\" \"How many more need to be sacrificed?\" \"I thought you were happy.\" \"I thought we made progress.\" \"I know you did.\" \"How can you be so cheerful with neighbors you're putting into lethal danger?\" \"Only a fanatic could be so callous.\" \"Are you sure you're talking about me?\" \"Because it sounds like you're talking about yourself,\" \"David Pilcher.\" \"How long have you known?\" \"Doesn't matter.\" \"Just please... tell me what this place is.\" \"You were its model citizen.\" \"I thought that if I...\" \"I could make Kate Hewson conform, then I could make anyone conform.\" \"There'd be no more need for reckonings.\" \"Whatever you're trying to do here, it will never work if you keep people in the dark.\" \"It's not a question of keeping people in the dark.\" \"It's a question of keeping people alive.\" \"Freedom or safety.\" \"Not both.\" \"And who anointed you to make that choice?\" \"I did.\" \"Oh.\" \"There you go.\" \"Thank you.\" \"I'm getting you a piece of pie.\" \"Don't want that blood sugar dropping.\" \"Security.\" \"Hey.\" \"Reggie Hudson's been deleting surveillance footage.\" \"But you know that already.\" \"Well, he... he did show some sympathy for the residents.\" \"Did he help the people who bombed the perimeter?\" \"No.\" \"No, David.\" \"Not at all.\" \" He had no idea they were...\" \" He's a traitor.\" \"He needs to be taken care of.\" \"Taken care of?\" \"David, he...\" \"he's no traitor.\" \" He's...\" \" Why don't you define traitor.\" \"Is it someone who lies to the people who trust them the most?\" \"You need to punish someone?\" \"Is that it?\" \"Then punish me.\" \"I'm the one who lied to you.\" \"Not Reggie.\" \"Reggie told the truth.\" \"These are our people, David.\" \"They came to us by choice, not like the people down in town who don't know how they got there and probably will never be happy.\" \"We tolerated those reckonings.\" \"\"Okay, we'll kill one and keep the rest in line.\"\" \"But if we start killing our own people in the name of saving humanity, then we've lost everything.\" \"You need to punish, David, punish me.\" \"Kill me.\" \"There will be no more killings.\" \"David.\" \"We have all had to accustom ourselves to the meeting out of punishment in Wayward Pines.\" \"But now, we are forced to address the insubordination of one of our own.\" \"I have asked you here to bear witness.\" \"We all know Reggie Hudson.\" \"We all love Reggie.\" \"But his mistakes have led to serious injury and death, and that can no longer be tolerated.\" \"_\" \" All right.\" \" Okay.\" \"Got it.\" \"You ready?\" \"It wasn't supposed to go like this.\" \"Look.\" \"I'm sorry about Kate.\" \"There's nothing we can do about that now.\" \"I say we just keep driving till we hit San Francisco.\" \"This time tomorrow, man, we'll be drinking beers by the Bay.\" \"I can't.\" \"You got to be kidding me.\" \"I can't leave without her.\" \"Hey.\" \"You change your mind, you know where I'm gonna be until the sun goes down.\" \"Good luck.\" \"Harold!\" \"Last warning, Harold.\" \"Get on your knees.\" \"Put your hands up.\" \"Get up.\" \"You almost killed my son.\" \"I swear to you it was an accident.\" \"We just wanted to get out.\" \"Where are the others?\" \"Aah, no, it's just me.\" \"I'm the only one you want.\" \" I planned the whole thing.\" \" Then where are they?\" \" Are you listening to me?\" \" No, you listen to me.\" \"Now, I'm about this close to letting them cut your wife's throat in the middle of Main Street.\" \"Where are they?\" \"!\" \"You're too late.\" \"These are dangerous times for all of us.\" \"Everything we've risked our lives for will be destroyed.\" \"We're entering a time of war where new rules must be applied.\" \"Security must be tightened, protocols reinforced.\" \"Everything we've achieved has been due to your hard work.\" \"But we're battling terrorists.\" \"So stay alert.\" \"Stay vigilant.\" \"Report anything suspicious.\" \"I got you.\" \"We made it, buddy.\" \"Ah!\" \"We made it!\" \"_\""} +{"text": "\"#Drops of rain fall on the forest flowers #\" \"# On the silky brown forehead of the poor soldier #\" \"# Forest and meadow are soaked, the poor soldier is cold, #\" \"# Hurry up mate, or we'll be soaked by the time we get home. #\" \"JESUS CHRIST'S HOROSCOPE\" \"# The plain awaits us Wind sweeps the fields. #\" \"# We must say good bye to home, The bugle calls us to the field. #\" \"# The plain awaits us Wind sweeps the fields. #\" \"# We must say good bye to home, The bugle calls us to the field. #\" \"# Ride against the wind and defend our freedom... #\" \"# A million have a hope in you, # # is confident about your victory. #\" \"# The plain awaits us Wind sweeps the fields. #\" \"# The song is about a victory already tomorrow, #\" \"# There will be a freedom for the folk #\" \"# Ride against the wind and defend our freedom... #\" \"# A million have a hope in you, #\" \"# The folk of our land is confident about your victory. #\" \"You let the beast beat you up?\" \"What should I have done?\" \"Do you want a handkerchief?\" \" Do you have one?\" \" Good evening.\" \" Good evening.\" \"Aren't you feeling well?\" \" I'm all right.\" \" Your face is bloody.\" \" Perhaps because of my tooth.\" \"Your ID please!\" \"Is this yours?\" \"Yes.\" \"It's expensive...\" \"Yes, it is.\" \"Where's the man who was with you just now?\" \"Nobody was here.\" \"I'm alone.\" \"Nobody was here?\" \" Nobody was here.\" \"Why don't you tell the truth?\" \"I am telling the truth.\" \"Good bye!\" \"# The plain awaits us Wind sweeps the fields. #\" \"# We must say good bye to home, The bugle calls us to the field.\" \"# Ride against the wind and defend our freedom... #\" \"Why are you beginning this again?\" \"Tell me why you do it!\" \"He's your brother and weaker!\" \"Why do you hit him?\" \"My half-brother!\" \"Don't touch him again!\" \"Leave him alone.\" \"He knows why...!\" \"See!\" \"Everything's all right.\" \"It's simple...\" \"There were two of us.\" \"I shared the room with Djugashvili...\" \"A nice guy, but a bit too individualist...\" \"He got on my nerves sometimes.\" \"I never knew what he was thinking.\" \"His ability to keep quiet was outstanding.\" \"That's why he was unique in a country in which everyone talks too much.\" \"...Too boorish, intolerable as General Secretary... thus I propose you consider how Stalin could be...\" \"We're moving fast on the road of industrialization to socialism, leaving our \"ancient Russian\" backwardness behind.\" \"We'll become the country of cars and tractors.\" \"And once the Soviet gets in a car and the worker on a tractor, the civilization of capitalists will try in vain to catch up with us.\" \"We'll see who's backward, and who's developed think how Stalin could be transferred from this post.\" \"Nominate someone else, who is more patient and loyal, and more considerate than him, with the comrades and less fickle.\" \"The damage caused by bourgeois intelligentsia is the most dangerous form of resistance against socialism.\" \"all the more so as it is related to international capital.\" \"This bourgeois activity proves that the capitalists have still not laid down their arms and are gathering strength for a new attack on Soviet power.\" \"Have you seen fishermen, before a storm, on a river like the Yenisey?\" \"I have.\" \"There was a group that mobilized its forces, and bravely led the boat against the storm.\" \"Hold on boys!\" \"Hold the helm!\" \"Ride the waves!\" \"We'll overcome it!\" \"We will!\" \"There are people who lose faith on seeing the storm, and demoralize their ranks.\" \"God save us!\" \"The storm's coming!\" \"Lie down in the boat's bottom!\" \"Close your eyes!\" \" What?\" \" Unanimous optimism...\" \"Is it necessary to prove comrades, that the conduct of the Bucharin group, is the same as the second group of fishermen who evade all difficulties?\" \" Name?\" \" Nikolai Ivanovitch Bucharin\" \" Born?\" \" September 27, 1888\" \" According to the new calendar?\" \" October 9.\" \" In which year?\" \" On October 9, 1888.\" \" Where?\" \" In Moscow.\" \"Sit down!\" \" Have something\" \" Have a drink.\" \"There are no words to describe the horrific crimes committed by the accused.\" \"Comrade judges...\" \"Yes!\" \"Words are unnecessary here.\" \"Our people and the world expect a just verdict.\" \"The young and the old only demand that the traitors and spies be shot...\" \"Shoot!\" \"...who sold our country to the enemy...\" \"Shoot!\" \"Crush those damned worms!\" \"Hooray!\" \"The graves of the hated traitors, on which all honest Soviets will look on with contempt, will be covered with thistles.\" \"Thistles!\" \"The sun will radiate as in the past, over our happy land.\" \"We will all continue...\" \"Yes!\" \"to move ahead on the road cleaned from the filth of the past, under the leadership of our beloved leader, great Stalin,\" \" towards communism!\" \" Hurray!\" \"Hurray!\" \" Excuse me...\" \" Yes...?\" \"Your ID, please!\" \"Go forward, please!\" \"# The plain awaits us Wind sweeps the fields. #\" \"# We must say good bye to home, #\" \" No photos, if you don't mind.\" \" Isn't it allowed?\" \" You are allowed to...\" \" Where are you taking me?\" \"Please keep going...\" \"The sun will radiate as in the past, over our happy land.\" \"We all will continue to progress ahead on the road cleansed from the filth of the past, under the leadership of our beloved leader, great Stalin, towards communism!\" \"What's up?\" \"Don't you want to arrest me, too?\" \" What did he want from you?\" \" Nothing.\" \" Did he take your particulars?\" \" Yes.\" \" And?\" \" Asked about my black gloves...\" \"Thank you.\" \"Sir, the taxi's here!\" \"Nonsense, I didn't order a taxi.\" \"But it doesn't matter...\" \"I'll buy your cassette.\" \"Put the money away.\" \" How much?\" \" 200.\" \"Is that enough?\" \"Take it.\" \" Who was that man?\" \" Please be serious.\" \"Cheers!\" \"Why are the police after you all the time?\" \"Me?\" \"Perhaps you.\" \" After me?\" \"How should I know?\" \"Maybe because of my odd glove.\" \"Hey, I bought your poem.\" \" Nice...\" \" I've bought you some champagne.\" \"How do you do, ladies!\" \"Your family's a bit large.\" \"May I introduce my friend and lover.\" \"He's a writer and poet.\" \"I was also there in T\u00fbzolt\u00f3 Street in 1956.\" \"Then I went to Vienna, for some medicine...\" \"But my wife Jutka sent me a message not to come home...\" \"She was right, many of my comrades were hanged...\" \"Jutka wanted to follow me with the kid, but wasn't allowed.\" \"I don't understand why you dwell on so long ago?\" \"So long ago?\" \"1956 was only yesterday...\" \" I was born today in 1968.\" \" And I in 1978.\" \" Innocent newborn lambs...\" \" The sheep's out, the wolf's in.\" \"Mih\u00e1ly Farkas' copper cannon is adorned with flowers.\" \" She doesn't look like Jutka.\" \" Of course she doesn't.\" \"It's just a reconstruction.\" \"In 1958, when Khrushchev was in Budapest, Jutka broke the barrier, with the kid in her arms,\" \"The newspapers also reported she was allowed to leave.\" \"You bastard!\" \"Making me drink, dear...?\" \"No...\" \"Are you sure he's our brother..?\" \"Doesn't look it.\" \"No likeness at all.\" \"And this boy isn't his either.\" \"Why are they speaking French?\" \"You think I believe you're my brother...?\" \"You were sent here!\" \"What do you want to know?\" \"Our family's an open book...\" \"How about a little drink?\" \"Want to make me drunk?\" \"Filthy Jew!\" \"Want to fuck me like you did my sister?\" \"You could marry her if she's your whore!\" \"We'd turn this Jew out if we were an honest family!\" \"And this agent and so-called son.\" \"\"Good times are over.\" \"# You can't court women now. #\" \"# My little Adonis, you won't steal kisses and break hearts...\" #\" \"Sorry, but her condition is getting worse...\" \"Don't leave!\" \" Don't leave!\" \" Bye...!\" \" Don't leave me here!\" \" See you!\" \"# You can't court women now.\" \"My little Adonis, you won't # # steal kisses and break hearts...\" # # steal kisses and break hearts...\" #\" \"I'm going to get drunk...\" \" I'll help you.\" \"Don't be angry with me...\" \"I knew he wasn't a Jew.\" \"I am angry.\" \"Jealous...\" \"You invited strange characters.\" \"What's the cassette you're watching?\" \"Oh, Hungarian authors...\" \"Yeah, the famous...\" \"Fuck them!\" \"They get big money...\" \"Send her home!\" \"Your lover looks debauched.\" \"We'd need a camera.\" \"You'd film how you fuck.\" \"Go home now, Matild, dear!\" \" Not a bad idea, that.\" \"Don't you want to?\" \"I'll follow Laci.\" \"Borrow it from him.\" \"M\u00e1rta!\" \"M\u00e1rta!\" \"M\u00e1rta!\" \"I've got the camera!\" \"M\u00e1rta!\" \"What's this nonsense?\" \"M\u00e1rta!\" \"M\u00e1rta!\" \"M\u00e1rta!\" \"# Rose, rose, little rose, living in the plain... #\" \"When do you start?\" \"At what age?\" \"When you're admitted.\" \"When did you apply?\" \" When I was 23.\" \"What did you do between school and the police academy?\" \"I went to the police academy after school...\" \"You said you're a law graduate.\" \"Or did you fail?\" \" No, I didn't.\" \" How did you become a policewoman?\" \"It's a family tradition.\" \" The police force...?\" \" Yes.\" \" I'd like to know more...\" \" About the family tradition?\" \"About when you decided to become a policewoman.\" \"The TV interviewed me.\" \"Comrade Szab\u00f3, you can leave!\" \"Today's Tuesday.\" \"It's not your day.\" \"The sergeant is not one of my lovers.\" \"What do you want here on Tuesday?\" \"Come on, you can kiss me.\" \"Do you have a video camera?\" \"An expensive toy.\" \"It's not mine.\" \"I thought so\" \"Are you sure you brought the flowers for me?\" \"Not for one of your other women?\" \"Kate, why start it up again?\" \"I know, you're faithful, and I'm a dirty whore.\" \"Because I confess how many lovers I have, and who they are.\" \"It's part of my nature, and my profession.\" \"I have to report who I go to bed with.\" \"Of course, why should a writer have character?\" \"All writers and artists lie.\" \"That's their job.\" \"\"Not reality but its image is reflected in poetry's magic.\"\" \"I know you don't tell lies either.\" \"That's what you say.\" \"I'm finished, you can talk.\" \"I love you.\" \"I've always enjoyed being with you.\" \" Is there a cassette in it?\" \" Of course there is.\" \" Don't you want to film now...\" \" No!\" \" You were always prudish, right?\" \" Yes.\" \"Please, don't start lying... that your education.\" \"that you can't stand being watched, even if it's only a camera.\" \"You simply couldn't get it up.\" \"Enough!\" \"Enough of your lies!\" \" Come and see it!\" \" Don't!\" \"What are you doing?\" \"I'm not interested in it.\" \"Look over there!\" \"What's the name of that girl?\" \"Juli.\" \"What do you say to that?\" \"What?\" \"Rotten police methods.\" \" No!\" \"No!\" \" Old wives methods.\" \" Stop throwing things!\" \"If you want to go to bed with someone, do it, but don't lie!\" \"Orgasm makes me happy, so I go to bed for it.\" \"And you keep lying!\" \"Believe me, it's incidental...\" \"I was in hospital then...\" \"Again, when they operated...\" \"This girl was a nurse there, but not any more... a meteorologist now...\" \"Not an actress?\" \"Actress?\" \"What do you mean?\" \"You know very well what I mean...\" \"Believe me, it's not that...\" \"There's nothing between us...\" \" Nothing...\" \" Nothing...\" \" Nothing, really...\" \" Nothing, really...\" \" No-one, since I've known you.\" \" No-one, since you've known me.\" \"12, Kolozsv\u00e1ry street...\" \"How do you know?\" \"I know.\" \"I know.\" \"I don't know what's going on...\" \"Come on... tell me...\" \"Tell me...\" \"She was killed.\" \"That woman was murdered...\" \"Murdered...\" \"I was with her.\" \"Some others...\" \"But they left... so did I... for the camera.\" \"Wanted to borrow it, to record something.\" \" What?\" \" Does it matter?\" \"...\" \" So, you have no alibi?\" \" No...\" \"No...\" \"I have no alibi...\" \"I wouldn't help, even if I could.\" \"But I can't.\" \"What will happen then?\" \"Tell me honestly, did you kill her?\" \"No!\" \"Why would I have?\" \"How should I know...?\" \"But you don't have an alibi.\" \"No.\" \"No alibi... to be sure.\" \"Sit down...\" \"Come here...\" \"Why did you throw all those police clothes about?\" \"I left the police.\" \" I'm to be a company lawyer.\" \" Left the police?\" \"You...?\" \"I still think you killed her.\" \"You're crazy!\" \"In cold blood.\" \"I can imagine you'd do it.\" \"Have you really gone mad?\" \"Don't you know me at all?\" \" Not even that much?\" \" I know you!\" \"You're the murderer, even if you're not.\" \"You're the murderer, because I killed her.\" \"But I have an alibi.\" \"I'm not an idiot.\" \"The sergeant was my driver, you saw him here.\" \"You're finished!\" \"But you deserved it!\" \"Because you're a bastard.\" \"I've been watching you for two weeks, waiting for the moment you can't defend yourself.\" \"You're finished, do you see?\" \"You've really gone mad...\" \"Completely mad...\" \"God!\" \"You didn't resign!\" \"You were dismissed!\" \"Because you're crazy!\" \"I'm not the murderer!\" \"You're the murderer!\" \"Shall I show you my documents?\" \"I don't care about them!\" \"That is a dirty lie!\" \"How shall I prove it?\" \"A dirty lie!\" \"Wait!\" \"Shall I tell you where the TV set was?\" \"Where?\" \"In the bathroom door!\" \"And what poster did I put over the body?\" \"The one that you gave me!\" \"What else shall I say?\" \"The dagger the beautiful dagger...\" \"I'm going to have a shower.\" \"I love you the most.\" \"Get undressed...\" \"We won't meet for a long time, I can't visit you in prison.\" \"Did it hurt?\" \"But it was nice, wasn't it?\" \"Than once more...\" \"Go and have a shower!\" \"You lousy policewoman, go away!\" \" What was her name?\" \" M\u00e1rta.\" \"\"R\u00e1kosi invited him to dinner...\" \"Szakasits was happy, as they rarely met\" \"R\u00e1kosi sent a car for him.\" \"The car look him to the R\u00e1kosi villa.\" \"They sat behind a vast desk in a vast room.\" \"R\u00e1kosi, Ger\u00f5, Mih\u00e1ly Farkas and G\u00e1bor P\u00e9ter.\" \"There were documents in front of R\u00e1kosi...\" \"Szakasits was surprised by the serious faces...\" \"And then R\u00e1kosi said:\" \"\"Grave charges have been brought against you...\"\" \"Szakasits didn't understand at first...\" \"But R\u00e1kosi began to read from the documents...\" \"Charges rained on him...\" \"Confessions of comrades...\" \"Grave charges \" \"Police report that he betrayed the strike, was an informant, so on...\" \"Szakasits thought this was a bad joke... laughed...\" \"But Farkas told him there was indisputable evidence\" \"And R\u00e1kosi put a written statement that he resign as president of the Presidential Council in front of him.\" \"He said:\" \"\"You either sign or end up like L\u00e1szl\u00f3 Rajk\"\" \"And Szakasits signed.\" \"Your grandfather, Kate.\" \"The right hand of the police force...\" \"Colonel...\" \"But you were just joking, weren't you?\" \"...\" \"You will help, won't you?\" \"I love you the most,\" \"but why...?\" \"Who can tell...?\" \"No...no!\" \"Kate...\" \"No...\" \"Kate...\" \"Kate...no...\" \"My father was a military officer.\" \"A General.\" \"He was tried in the R\u00e1kosi era, condemned to death.\" \"My mother was pregnant, gave birth to me a week after the execution.\" \"While she was detained for two years on remand, a peasant woman, Aunt Juli, looked after me.\" \"She gave me her name.\" \"She was my mother...\" \"The memory of my father depressed me...\" \"But I've calmed down.\" \"I known where his grave is,\" \"I can go there any time.\" \"Although it's not certain they are his remains...\" \"They don't know where they buried the executed...\" \"Your father was dead when you were born?\" \"Call me, Juli.\" \"Yes, he was.\" \"What do you think of those who condemned and executed him?\" \"Do you know them?\" \"Yes.\" \"Do you ever meet them...?\" \"They're alive...\" \"Have you met them...?\" \"Sometimes...\" \"If you don't want to talk about it, I won't ask you.\" \"OK.\" \"Is it true you wanted to be an actress?\" \"Where did you get the idea from?\" \"I would have liked to be one...\" \"How did you become a meteorologist?\" \" You're not a talker...\" \" No.\" \"Then we'll do something else...\" \"Do you remember a poem you learned for Drama School?\" \" Shall I say it now?\" \" Now, yes.\" \"\"The Cart drawn by Four Oxen\"\" \"\"It didn't happen in Pest,\" \"Such romantic events never take place there...\"\" \"Your father was dead when you were born?\" \"Call me, Juli.\" \"Yes, he was.\" \"# In the time of prehistoric man, Oh...oh...yoho!\" \"#\" \"# There were no poor or rich, Oh...oh...yoho!\" \"#\" \"\"Noble members of society went around on a cart.\"\" \"What do you want from me?\" \"I don't know you!\" \"Stop!\" \"Why do you follow me?\" \"Where'd you put the women?\" \"Why did you kill them?\" \"Turn round or else!\" \"Zolt\u00e1n Merse...?\" \"I know these people...\" \"Get lost!\" \"They kill the girl, then you.\" \"Calm down...\" \"Have you calmed down?\" \"Get lost!\" \" What do you know?\" \" You know what I know!\" \" What do you know?\" \" You know what I know!\" \"All right, say it!\" \"We've told you before!\" \"You can't accept the world as it is.\" \"Yet that's how it is.\" \"And how it will remain.\" \"To hell with you!\" \"Don't you like it?\" \"Do you want to change it?\" \"OK.\" \"You're dissatisfied...\" \"No problem yet, you haven't begun, but one can see you'll come to a bad end.\" \"The world doesn't need prophets or a Messiah.\" \"The world's all right as it is.\" \"Do you understand?\" \"To hell with you!\" \"To hell with you!\" \"Now look here...!\" \"I'd like to live like this, in California.\" \"No telephone here, unfortunately.\" \"My friend's a big shot, but he can't get a phone.\" \"I can see he is.\" \"Is that him?\" \"Everything is his.\" \"Your interview is on...\" \"Turn it off!\" \"These are my friends.\" \"Your friend has a nice head.\" \"He's an astro-physicist.\" \"Teaches at Berkeley.\" \"He'll win the Nobel Prize.\" \"His theory is:\" \"There were five ancient blasts, not one.\" \"And they changed at four billion year intervals.\" \"The Universe is a spaceship, in which each Cosmos functions.\" \"And if you don't come here I'll die of it...\" \"That's how we rush, heading for Heaven, or Hell?\" \"Is the earth such a system?\" \"No, the earth's just a spaceship.\" \"And five billion people are the crew.\" \"A Prophet's born in the country, in the sign of Scorpio, and magic signs will be seen in the sky before it.\" \"But which and of the world it will take place, is argued by scientists.\" \"They contradict each other.\" \"Albumazhar says water carriers mean the southern region.\" \"Astronomers believe it means the northern.\" \"Messahala says he'll be born in a country which is in the middle of heat and humidity.\" \"In such lands the heat and cold is a blessing for life and fertility.\" \"The prophet will leave his country, and get up signs in the countries under the rule of Lion and Aquarius.\" \"Albumazhar says the magic signs will be disclosed in countries in the fourth aspect.\" \"Astronomers confirm it, as the Saviour's words:\" \"\"No-one can be a prophet in his own country.\"\" \"Extreme major weather changes have begun.\" \"And as news of them come from a long distance, they have little impact on us everyday people.\" \"The science of meteorology is naturally profound.\" \"It could have been made up by some journalist...\" \"But that didn't happen, the weather was and is extremely exceptional.\" \"While in Hungary, and Europe in general, and in Central Europe, there has been nothing special.\" \"The first special event was 5 months ago, when the first forecast was made for this month.\" \"In Hungary, forecasts are made for a 6 month period.\" \"Well, for this month our weather turned out to be extremely hot, then very cold, within a short period.\" \"Then what we forecast...\" \"What are you doing?\" \"...didn't happen.\" \"At first we suspected an error, as these analogue forecasts function in the way that we seek similar periods to the current one, and to the previous ones, and we say that the weather was like this or that on average.\" \"The situation is similar in the current period.\" \"So we expect similar weather...\" \"Yes, but there isn't similar weather now...\" \"So we could not make the forecast 6 months ago with the accuracy and detail.\" \"Why did we go to that house?\" \"Put her on the table!\" \"...the expected and probable development of the weather...\" \"Meanwhile, news from Oceania and reports about frequent earth magnetic phenomena, and rotation occurrences have been coming from closer and closer areas.\" \"Volcanic activity has also increased...\" \"The series of processes in the weather supports the idea that something is in the making.\" \"Yes, but everyone expects science, and the forecasts, to offer what is expected in a precise manner... and we can only state that there is uncertainty...\" \"Do you recognize me?\" \"I recognized you at once.\" \"Here's the cassette.\" \"My friend's on it with you, the one they killed.\" \"He was here, next to you.\" \"He always wore this coat and this hat.\" \"We don't know anyone like that.\" \"What was his name?\" \"Joseph.\" \"Joseph K.\" \"A well-known name.\" \"We always sang that.\" \"Do you remember me now?\" \"You were 4 years my senior in school...\" \"I lost my virginity with you...\" \"Do you deny it?\" \"You were jealous then, too.\" \"Your first wife, the model...\" \"She died.\" \"They said you killed her, out of jealousy.\" \"You killed Joseph, too.\" \"You were one of them.\" \"The mask's in your pocket.\" \"Show me your pocket, murderer!\" \"You'll get a shot to calm down.\" \"Murderers!\" \"They want to kill me!\" \"They killed my lover!\" \"Not far from here!\" \"Could you lead us there?\" \"You don't have your ID with you, judging from your clothes...\" \" May I have your name?\" \" Juli.\" \"Juli what?\" \"...all we know is that something big's in the making.\" \"and have to hope this is not a lasting, final change, but a temporary one... although there were changes over the centuries here...\" \"Two other cars will come, send them after us!\" \" Where to...?\" \" Two blocks away from here.\" \"...we cannot say any more today, as we have reached the limits of human knowledge.\" \"I'm afraid to go in the house...\" \" What?\" \" I'm afraid to go in the house.\" \" What house?\" \" The house.\" \" Juli, that is your name?\" \"Yes.\" \" Where do you work?\" \" The Meteorological Institute.\" \" Not at a clinic?\" \" I used to work there.\" \" The neurological ward?\" \" No, the internal ward.\" \"Are you sure there was a house there?\" \"It was still here before you came.\" \"What are you doing here?\" \"I could ask you the same...\" \"This is my land.\" \"I'm going to build on it.\" \"Who are you?\" \"I saw your pictures on the wall, in that house.\" \"In the house?\" \"On the wall, I saw were your pictures.\" \"Maybe...\" \" Zolt\u00e1n Merse.\" \" That's my name.\" \" Did your friend know him?\" \" Yes.\" \"Lent him the key.\" \"We were there together, tonight.\" \" Come with us, please Sir.\" \" I have nothing to do with her.\" \" It won't take long.\" \" I'm free until 8.\" \"Please, come...\" \"Hell of a day...\" \"I hope it's not the Day of Judgement.\" \"Juli, do you know the particulars of your murdered friend?\" \"Joseph K.\" \"From Kafka's \"The Trial\"?\" \"No, he was Kaffka, with two ff-s.\" \"What else do you know about him?\" \"His identity number:\" \"1 410927 0333\" \"His address?\" \"7, V\u00f6r\u00f6sklastrom street, Budapest, 1011.\" \"Check these!\" \"J\u00f3zsef Kaffka...\" \"No such person and address, according to the computer.\" \"This man, my lover, killed before my eyes, doesn't exist?\" \"Didn't exist?\" \"Do I exist then?\" \"I never thought I was my father's daughter.\" \"You're not the only one this has happened to.\" \"My friends and I fed the date of Jesus of Nazareth into the computer.\" \"The computer's reply was negative.\" \"Maybe he didn't exist?\" \"His identity is also doubtful.\" \"Maybe that of Marx will be 2000 years from now.\" \"Major, can you give us an answer?\" \" To what?\" \" This.\" \"Look, we're happy if we're able to ask a question at all.\" \"Starring:\" \"Music producer:\" \"Music:\" \"Texts quoted from:\" \"Assistants:\" \"Assistant to the Director:\" \"Editor:\" \"Dramaturg:\" \"Sound engineer:\" \"Sets:\" \"Head of Studio:\" \"Head of Production:\" \"Photography:\" \"Written by:\" \"Director:\""} +{"text": "\"What are you doing awake ?\" \"Are you okay ?\" \"I guess I just have a lot on my mind.\" \"Does it concern us ?\" \"Lana...\" \"I know you've had your doubts.\" \"I know you sometimes wonder if you can trust me.\" \"But I give you my word.\" \"You can.\" \"I'll always be here for you.\" \"Always.\" \"I know.\" \"I'm not sure you do.\" \"You have no idea how much you mean to me.\" \"In an ideal world, I was hoping for some sort of response, but it's okay.\" \"It's late.\" \"We're both tired.\" \"Lex.\" \"Mr. Luthor, there's been a breach.\" \" What's the code ?\" \" 142.\" \"What does that mean ?\" \"Everything's gonna be fine.\" \"We're safe.\" \"Hurry, miss Lang.\" \" What's 142 ?\" \" Come on !\" \"I'll tell you everything once we're in the panic room.\" \"Let's go, Mr. Luthor.\" \"Let's go.\" \"Let's go, let's go.\" \"Come on !\" \"Don't worry, Lana.\" \"You're gonna be okay.\" \"I'm right behind you.\" \"Miss Lang, we've got to get in the panic room.\" \"Lex !\" \"Lana ?\" \"!\" \"Lana ?\" \"!\" \"Hello ?\" \"!\" \"Is anyone... here ?\" \"What the hell is going on ?\" \"This is insane.\" \"\"Static\"\" \"You said it was urgent.\" \"It is.\" \"A Taiwanese cargo ship was found off the coast of Alaska with its entire crew dead of unknown causes.\" \"The details are a bit murky, but the manifest says that its last stop was Bellona island.\" \"Bellona island ?\" \"They got hit by a meteor the same day I escaped from the phantom zone.\" \"Where's the ship now ?\" \"It's being towed to Seattle.\" \" I have to go there.\" \" Clark, these guys aren't just meteor freaks.\" \"They're from galaxies far, far away.\" \"And, more importantly, they can hurt you.\" \"You can't go unarmed.\" \"I won't.\" \"I have the crystal that Raya gave me.\" \"I'll use that against them.\" \"Hey, Lana.\" \"Whoa, slow down.\" \"Are you all right ?\" \"Oh, my god.\" \"Yeah, of course.\" \"What happened ?\" \"Lex just mysteriously disappeared.\" \"I have to go to Seattle.\" \"Well, Clark,\" \"I know that Lex isn't exactly your pick for \"man of the year,\" but you can't just turn your back on him.\" \"Chloe, there's innocent people in danger.\" \"I'll be back as soon as I can.\" \"Lex's car is garaged.\" \"No movement on any financial accounts.\" \"Airline manifests.\" \"All negative.\" \"Oh.\" \"Well, he can't just have dropped off the face of the earth.\" \"We have to find him.\" \"Lana, please... come in.\" \"Would you excuse us for a minute ?\" \"Thank you, George.\" \"Lana, this is just devastating.\" \"I've taken a suite for you at the Metro Seasons hotel.\" \"It's for your safety.\" \"For my safety or to distance me from the cover-up ?\" \"A conspiracy ?\" \"Security refuses to let me see any of the surveillance footage.\" \"They tell me that I'm seeing things.\" \"Tell me.\" \"Tell me.\" \"What did you see ?\" \"I don't even know how to begin to explain it, but, um...\" \"Lex turned into static.\" \"And then he disappeared.\" \"It was dark.\" \"Perhaps in the chaos...\" \"I know what I saw.\" \"What else do you remember ?\" \"Anything...\" \"Anything that can give me a clue.\" \"The guards mentioned a number, a code... 142.\" \"You know what that means.\" \"No.\" \"No, but I will find out.\" \"I'm sure you will.\" \"And I'd appreciate it if you let me know when anything else comes up.\" \"Of course.\" \"I know how important you are to Lex.\" \"Of course I will.\" \"Get me dr.\" \"Chavez...\" \"Genome technology.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Were all the bodies accounted for ?\" \"It's kind of hard to tell.\" \"You must be the first-year med student I've been waiting for.\" \"Don't flatline on me now.\" \"What gave me away ?\" \"The queasy stare that afflicts all newbies their first day on the job.\" \"Do you mind ?\" \"How many are there ?\" \"A whole graveyard's worth.\" \"How does a body end up in one of those ?\" \"They have no skeletons, although I don't know how that's anatomically possible.\" \"You mean someone cut their bones out ?\" \"More like ripped them out.\" \"Clean fillets, every one of them.\" \"I've seen some stuff that would make most people run for the hills, but this...\" \"This is seriously freaky.\" \"All these bodies...\" \"They're from the ship ?\" \"No, these last two...\" \"They were dockworkers.\" \"Whatever was on that ship is on dry land now.\" \"Oh, kid, are you puking already ?\" \"Thank god someone believes m\" \"You're the first person that doesn't think I belong in Belle Reve.\" \"Lana !\" \"A lot stranger things have happened in Smallville.\" \"Don't worry.\" \"We'll find him.\" \"Lana, thank god you're all right.\" \"So, where exactly was Lex when he vaporized ?\" \"He was somewhere in the middle of the room, like around here.\" \"Oh, no.\" \"You can't see me.\" \"You said Lex backs up all of his security footage on the internal server, right ?\" \" Yeah, I think so.\" \" Okay, we're gonna need a password.\" \"You and Lex are close.\" \"Are you password close ?\" \"No, I guess not.\" \"Lana, the password is your birthday.\" \"Why don't you try \"Julian,\" his brother, or \"Lillian,\" his mom.\" \"Your birthday.\" \"Ixnay.\" \"Okay, how about \"Lana\" ?\" \"No.\" \"Do you have anything else ?\" \" No, I don't know.\" \" Damn it !\" \"Don't worry, we'll just upload the whole hard drive, and I'll work on it later.\" \"Chloe, the way he disappeared...\" \"What if...\" \"What if Lex is really gone ?\" \"Forever.\" \"Don't worry.\" \"I'll find my way back to you.\" \"You can't think that way, Lana.\" \"We're gonna get him back.\" \"I've had so many doubts about this relationship, so many suspicions.\" \"But now that he's gone, none of it matters anymore.\" \"I just want to see his face again.\" \"Lana...\" \"I love you so much.\" \"I'll crack this back at the daily planet, and either we'll get a week's worth of footage of Lex sipping bourbon and diddling on his computer, or we'll actually hit the jackpot.\" \"Lana, wait, don't go.\" \"How does it feel, Lex ?\" \"To have your whole life ripped from under you ?\" \"I know you.\" \"Well, you should.\" \"You saw my face through the observation window.\" \"You're the 142.\" \"Look, I know that \"Lex Luthor lost\" is a juicy headline, but tell me again why we're searching for the root of all evil.\" \"I'm not doing this for Lex.\" \"After talking to Lana, I've got to put my skepticism in check.\" \"I mean, she really cares about him.\" \"Women are such a mystery.\" \"Finding Lex is a bigger mystery.\" \"Where's Clark when we need him ?\" \"What does Clark have to do with anything ?\" \"I know that you feel sorry for the guy 'cause he's always flying solo, but honestly, what can that guy do that I can't ?\" \"You know, you're probably right.\" \"He wouldn't brave the rush-hour crunch just to get your favorite vending-machine cuisine,\" \"All so that you can have time to continue the hunt for a man that nobody misses.\" \"Well,\" \" maybe except...\" \" Lana !\" \"The hunt for Lex is on.\" \"Can I get you anything from the basement buffet ?\" \"Thank you, but I'm okay.\" \"So, I do have some good news.\" \"I managed to stumble on the magic password, and it turns out to be none other than the birthday of miss Lana Lang.\" \"I was able to access the surveillance files, and look what I dug up.\" \"There's something there.\" \"Can you make it any clearer ?\" \"I'm doing my best, but I don't have a lot to work with.\" \"It's gonna take some time.\" \"Hello ?\" \"I know what happened to Lex Luthor.\" \"Who is this ?\" \"If anyone knows we're talking, we're both in danger.\" \"What's wrong ?\" \"Um... it's just Lex's security.\" \"They want to give me an update.\" \"Did anyone follow you here ?\" \"No.\" \"Please, what happened to Lex ?\" \"I took him, and if you ever want to see him again, you'll keep your mouth shut and listen to exactly what I have to say.\" \"Whatever you want.\" \"Just don't hurt him.\" \"Do you know your boyfriend has a secret lab hidden inside Luthor Corp tower called 33.1 ?\" \"Why is it secret ?\" \"Because they run experiments on the people who have been infected by the meteor rocks.\" \"When patients are released from Belle Reve, instead of freedom, they get a one-way ticket to a secret laboratory.\" \"How do you know all this ?\" \"'Cause I was one of them... till I broke out last night.\" \"Why should I believe you ?\" \"See, that's the point.\" \"Nobody believes me.\" \"I'm a former mental patient.\" \"But you...\" \"You're Lex's beloved girlfriend.\" \"Once you blow the whistle on this place, people will have to listen, right ?\" \"Where's the evidence ?\" \"You don't have any proof.\" \"Of course I do.\" \"I can take you there.\" \"You can see for yourself.\" \"And then you'll release Lex ?\" \"Hey, this area's off limits.\" \"Um, I'm with the coroner's office.\" \"Better you than me.\" \"I heard the bodies are pretty messed up.\" \"Anyway, our theory is the perp was hiding out in this container.\" \"He somehow busted out of this thing with his bare hands and started his killing spree.\" \"It's wild.\" \"We thought it was blood,\" \"But the guys are saying it's human bone marrow.\" \"It's freaking disgusting.\" \"Actually, there are a few more remains that need removal.\" \"The forensic team is over there waiting for you.\" \"Thanks.\" \"Who are you ?\" \"Someone who's hungry.\" \"You said you were infected by the meteors.\" \"What happened to you ?\" \"I was an electrician.\" \"I was working up in the radio tower last year when the meteors hit.\" \"I got thrown off, and somehow I...\" \"You ended up with an ability.\" \"What is it ?\" \"I can move through alternate frequencies.\" \"I can shift into planes of existence that nobody knows exist.\" \"Hey, if you think I'm strange, wait till you see me of the other people on this floor.\" \"Aren't you afraid they're just gonna grab you the minute those doors open ?\" \"If I have to sacrifice myself to get the truth out...\" \"Then so bet it.\" \"The fact is, they're not gonna grab you.\" \"I don't understand.\" \"This is wrong.\" \"It was here.\" \"24 hours ago, it was all here...\" \"The holding cells, the labs.\" \"Take me to Lex.\" \"What did that bastard do with everyone ?\" \"I know that you believe that something was here,\" \"But clearly nothing has been here for a long time.\" \" I'm telling you, it was here !\" \" Okay.\" \"Just relax.\" \"We'll figure out where everything was moved to,\" \"But first I need you to tell me what you've done with Lex.\" \"I put him in a place where he can't hurt anyone else,\" \"No !\" \"What did you do with 33.1 ?\" \"I didn't do anything.\" \"I think it's pretty obvious I haven't gone anywhere.\" \"Don't lie to me.\" \"It's the truth.\" \"The truth ?\" \"The truth is you kept me locked up in a concrete bunker just when I was about to go back to a normal life.\" \"A normal life ?\" \"You were never gonna be released from Belle Reve.\" \"That was a figment of your fractured mind.\" \"I was...\" \"I was trying to help you.\" \"Where are the other patients ?\" \"!\" \"If I knew, don't you think I'd tell you ?\" \"I didn't want to have to resort to violence, Lex.\" \" You're not giving me much of a choice here.\" \" Okay, calm down.\" \"Maybe when I bring Lana here we'll see if you talk.\" \"Wow, I knew you were a gadget junkie, but this stuff looks like it's from the Jurassic era.\" \"Well, when I heard about Mr. Frequency jumper, I decided to dust off my pop's old ham-radio equipment.\" \"Ham radio ?\" \"People were communicating worldwide long before the internet existed.\" \"I used to sneak downstairs into the late-night airwaves.\" \"My handle... \"Jimmy the Infuriator.\"\" \"Why does that not surprise me ?\" \"All right, just listen carefully, girls.\" \"... the password.\" \"You and Lex are close.\" \"Are you password close ?\" \"No, I guess not.\" \"Right there.\" \"Did you hear that ?\" \"How could you not ?\" \"That's a radio frequency.\" \"And after scanning all the footage, that sound kept coming back.\" \"So, I tried blending the narrow-band frequency modulation with the uhf modulation.\" \"Okay, just, here, check this out.\" \"don't worry.\" \"I'll find my way back to you.\" \"It's him.\" \" Lex was in the room.\" \"You just couldn't hear him.\" \" Or see him.\" \"Oh, my god.\" \"I just want to see his face again.\" \"Lana... i love you so much.\" \"He heard everything I said.\" \"Look, this may sound absurd,\" \"But I think that Lex may be trapped in another frequency.\" \"Okay, kind of like a radio...\" \"The way A. M. And F. M. are different frequencies but they move through the same space.\" \"Can we communicate with him ?\" \"There seems to be some sort of frequency loop in the library,\" \"So as long as you're in that room, I think so.\" \"Help !\" \"Help !\" \"Somebody help !\" \"Run !\" \"Go !\" \"You stole my food !\" \"Nice try, krypton man.\" \"You escaped from the phantom zone.\" \"But I'm no phantom.\" \"\"deleting files\"\" \"I think it must be some kind of a glitch or...\" \"I don't know much about this stuff, but I do know...\" \"Excuse me...\" \"That when you hack into a secure operating system, you you could pick up some very nasty viruses.\" \"I guess I better take that to heart.\" \"Miss Sullivan, Luthor Corp considers any breach of security a very serious matter.\" \"And you know that.\" \"Mr. Luthor, I'm trying to find your son.\" \"I appreciate that.\" \"In fact, I was hoping, being the diligent reporter you are, that you could provide a clue that would help me to find Lex.\" \"Well, the only clue I have is a little lab called 33.1,\" \"Otherwise known as \"meteor-freak central.\"\" \" I was always under the impression...\" \" Meteor freaks ?\" \"You're not in high school anymore, miss Sullivan.\" \"This is the real world.\" \"Please...\" \"What's devious daddy warbucks doing here ?\" \"Lionel Luthor just ransacked all of my research,\" \"So now we're back to square one.\" \"Maybe not square one.\" \"More like triangle one.\" \"Jimmy, what's up ?\" \"Triangulation.\" \"I might actually have a way of squeaking Lex out of that frequency.\" \"Lex, I know you're here.\" \"Hopefully, you can hear me because there's something that I... that I want to confess.\" \"I have been so focused on our problems that I have lost sight of how much you really mean to me.\" \"Those times I was reluctant to trust you...\" \"The fact is you're more honest with me than anyone's ever been.\" \"I miss you.\" \"I miss you so much.\" \"I don't know what I'd do without you.\" \"I love you, Lex.\" \"I love you, too, Lana.\" \"Please...\" \"Please don't leave us here.\" \"I don't want to have this baby without you.\" \"I know I should have told you.\" \"Stay away from her !\" \"Lex, you are here.\" \"I'm sorry to have to put you through this.\" \"Either you tell me where you moved 33.1... or you can say goodbye to Lana Lang.\" \"Whatever Lex has done In the past, I'll make him stop.\" \"He'll listen to me.\" \"You hear that, Lex ?\" \"Even the love of your life wants you to come clean and tell the world what you've done.\" \"Let her go.\" \"You can see him ?\" \"Where is 33.1 ?\" \"!\" \"I told you, I don't know !\" \" Now let go of her !\" \" Lex !\" \"Well, then, let's get started.\" \"I didn't know you had it in you.\" \"Why do you think they call me \"jimmy the Infuriator\" ?\" \"Lex is a dead man.\" \"Don't let him get away.\" \"He's not going anywhere.\" \"Where is Lex ?\" \"What's the frequency ?\" \"Lana, what are you doing ?\" \"Okay, that can't be a good thing.\" \"We need that radio frequency jammer now.\" \"I think I'm picking up at something.\" \"Lana.\" \"She wanted to say goodbye in person.\" \"Jimmy, hurry.\" \"Whatever frequency they're in, I have to jam the exact same one.\" \"So, what's the problem ?\" \"Do it.\" \"Sure, no problem.\" \"Only a gazillion to sort through.\" \"Can't tell what I feel.\" \"Jimmy, hurry.\" \"Chloe, do you hear that ?\" \"Lana.\" \"Wake up.\" \"Lex... you're okay.\" \"Why are you here ?\" \"I had to find you.\" \"you shouldn't have done that.\" \"I think I'm getting something.\" \"Come on !\" \"Is it true ?\" \"You did hear.\" \"Everything.\" \"Turn the bypassing oscillator go direct.\" \"and try squeezing the interference.\" \"Your blood must make you strong.\" \"I should taste it.\" \"Why are you doing this ?\" \"Everyone's got to eat.\" \"Hey !\" \"That was you, wasn't it ?\" \"Whatever was on this floor wasn't your typical cubicle farm.\" \"There's enough power pumping in here to light up Metropolis.\" \"Something tells me it wasn't just for the fluorescent lights.\" \"Well, it's just a matter of time till I get to the bottom of it.\" \"You really manned up and got right into this fight.\" \"Still wish Clark was here to help ?\" \"Oh, come on.\" \"Clark Kent can't hold a candle to the infuriator.\" \"Hey.\" \"Find anything interesting ?\" \"Yeah, I've got to say, this all just feels a little strange.\" \"Have you ever considered the possibility that maybe Bronson was telling the truth ?\" \"And this was some secret laboratory ?\" \"Chloe, I don't think Lex would have given us clearance if he had something to hide.\" \"It seems like a lot of hoops for someone bent on Revenge to jump through if 33.1 never even existed.\" \"Chloe, that guy was delusional.\" \"The meteor exposure made him sick.\" \"He spent over a year in Belle Reve.\" \"There's a lot more to this story than meets the eye.\" \"You don't know the Luthors like I do.\" \"You don't know Lex like I do.\" \"I'm not gonna take the word of a homicidal maniac over Lex.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"Lana, you can't prove that 33.1 didn't exist.\" \"And you can't prove that it did.\" \"It says on the door out there that this is my office...\" \"My private office.\" \"Obviously, that doesn't mean much to you.\" \"You interfered with a project you have nothing to do with.\" \"Oh, you must be talking about...\" \"What do you call it ?\" \"... 33.1.\" \"You should thank me for coming to the rescue.\" \"I'd hate to think of the legal repercussions if that, uh, clinic was discovered, not to speak of the dirt that would stick to our corporate image.\" \"You did this for selfish reasons.\" \"Your fascination with the meteor-infected started long before mine.\" \"But you have gone farther with this scientific experiment\" \"Than I ever believed was possible.\" \"Congratulations.\" \"Kudos, son.\" \"I'm proud of you.\" \"Your methods are a tad disappointing.\" \"You've still got a lot to learn when it comes to the fine art of, uh...secrecy.\" \"What did you do with 33.1 ?\" \"Moved it...\" \"The whole shebang...\" \"To a top-security location.\" \"I'm happy to let you have the coordinates.\" \"Just, uh... one condition.\" \"And what might that be ?\" \"Make me your full partner.\" \"I want to know everything about this project.\" \"It'll give us a chance to spend more quality time together.\" \"So, what, your cellphone doesn't get reception in Seattle ?\" \"I was preoccupied.\" \"That's fine, but you were up against an alien from another planet.\" \"I was worried.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"So, the crystal was a success ?\" \"No, it wasn't.\" \"Then did the Zoner just decide to pack up and leave the solar system ?\" \"Someone else killed him...\" \"Someone who can do things I could only dream of.\" \"Whoa.\" \"So, this someone...\" \"He's on our side, right ?\" \"I'm not sure.\" \"Clark, it's me...\" \"Your most trusted friend and secret keeper.\" \"How about a few details ?\" \"Believe it or not, there are some things you don't need to know.\" \"Look, I understand that you feel like all these psychopathic space invaders are your fault,\" \"But you can't keep it all inside.\" \"You feel the need to carry the world on your shoulders, and that's noble.\" \"But there are other people out there who want to help you fight the good fight, and you need to let them in.\" \"Because sometimes even heroes need to be saved.\" \"Lana, you should be off your feet.\" \"Here.\" \"Sit down.\" \"Can I get you something to drink ?\" \"Lex, I'm pregnant.\" \"I'm not an invalid.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"I just want to make things perfect for you.\" \"No, I'm sorry.\" \"I had no right to keep this a secret.\" \"I wanted to tell you.\" \"I just...\" \"I wasn't sure.\" \"Of how I'd react ?\" \"Lana...\" \"It's the best news I've ever heard.\" \" Really ?\" \" Yeah.\" \"The woman I love is carrying my child...\" \"Our child.\" \"What more could a man want ?\" \"Listen, Lex, um... about this 33.1 place...\" \"I already told you.\" \"It never exist.\" \"But if it did...\" \"I'd understand why.\" \"These people who have been infected by the meteors...\" \"They're dangerous.\" \"They've hurt me, and they've hurt people that I care about.\" \"The more we learn about them, the better we can protect ourselves.\" \"And there's something else you need to know.\" \"Lana Lang...\" \"I want to spend the rest of my life with you.\" \"Will you marry me ?\""} +{"text": "\"[Man Announcing] The winner of a 30,000-dollar scholarship... is Miss Louisiana, Erika Schwarz.\" \"And the new Miss America is Miss Kansas...\" \"Tara Dawn Holland.!\" \"[Audience Cheering]\" \"..scholarship... is Miss Louisiana, Erika Schwarz.\" \"[Audience Cheering]\" \"And the new Miss America is Miss Kansas, Tara Dawn Holland!\" \"[Man] There are two kinds of people in this world- winners and losers.\" \"Inside each and every one of you... at the very core of your being... is a winner waiting to be awakened... and unleashed upon the world.\" \"With my nine-step \"Refuse to Lose\" program... you now have the necessary tools and the insights... and the know-how to put your losing habits behind you... and to go out and make your dreams come true.\" \"[Sighs] No hesitating.\" \"[Chuckles] No complaining.\" \"And no excuses.\" \"I want you to go out in the world... and I want you to be winners!\" \"Thank you.\" \"Thank you.\" \"[Woman] I'm on my way.\" \"I don't know how long.\" \"I don't know!\" \"Richard, he has nowhere else to go.\" \"I'm not smoking.\" \"I'm not!\" \"Look, I'm at the hospital.\" \"Yeah, okay.\" \"Bye.\" \"[Woman On P.A., Indistinct]\" \"Miss Hoover?\" \"Your brother's fine.\" \"I need you to keep him away from sharp objects-knives, scissors.\" \"If you have medications, depressants in your house, keep them secure.\" \" I'd prefer to keep him, but\" \" I know.\" \"The insurance.\" \"You want to see him?\" \"[Chattering]\" \"Hey, Frank.\" \"Sheryl.\" \"I'm so glad you're still here.\" \"Well, that makes one of us.\" \"[Man On Radio] A strong low pressure system passed across New Mexico... bringing with it a little moisture that will cool things off a bit.\" \"We may even see a five- to 10-degree drop in temperatures in Albuquerque.\" \"There will be no significant accumulations of rainfall\" \"Do you want to talk or no?\" \" Nearly nothing, but statewide 93%\" \" No.\" \"Hello?\" \"Anyone?\" \"Down here.\" \"We have you with Dwayne.\" \"[Knocks]\" \"Dwayne, hi.\" \"Uncle Frank's here.\" \"He doesn't mind, Frank.\" \"We talked.\" \"Wha\" \" I know.\" \"I know.\" \"But we can't have you sleeping alone.\" \"The doctor said.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"I have to insist.\" \"You'll get along fine.\" \"He's really quiet.\" \"And here's your cot.\" \"Please, Frank.\" \"Please.\" \"Thank you.\" \"I'm gonna start dinner.\" \"You can come out when you're settled.\" \"And, uh, just leave the door open.\" \"That's important.\" \"Dwayne, honey, there's a bucket of chicken in the car.\" \"Can you get it?\" \"And, uh, I'll make a salad.\" \" Olive?\" \" [Girl] Yeah?\" \" Is Grandpa with you?\" \" Yeah.\" \" What are you guys doing?\" \" Rehearsing.\" \" Okay, well, dinner in 10 minutes.\" \" Okay.\" \" Hi.\" \" Hi.\" \"Frank's here.\" \"Oh, God.\" \"Did, uh, Stan Grossman call?\" \"Well, check the machine.\" \" Dwayne, please, come on.\" \"The chicken.\" \"It's in the car. - [Machine Beeps]\" \"Will you set the table?\" \"We'll do paper plates tonight.\" \"[Woman On Machine] Remember Olive was runner-up in the Little Miss Sunshine?\" \" Theyjust called right now\" \" Hey, it's your sister!\" \"Fuck.\" \"[Phone Beeping]\" \"Hi.\" \"Richard Hoover for Stan Grossman, please.\" \"Any way to reach him or\" \"Well, I'm just wondering if this darn book deal is done or not.\" \" [Clattering]\" \" If\" \" Yes.\" \" [Clattering]\" \"Okay, could you please just have him call me anytime over the weekend?\" \"He has my cell number.\" \"Just to let me know we're on.\" \"Okay?\" \"Thank you.\" \"Bye.\" \" So what happened with Stan Grossman?\" \" He's in Scottsdale.\" \"Why didn't he call?\" \"Will you let me worry about this, please?\" \"Dwayne, can you check on Frank?\" \"Tell him it's dinnertime.\" \"Olive.!\" \"Dinnertime.!\" \"[Olive] Coming.!\" \"What?\" \"Dinner?\" \"What, you don't talk anymore?\" \"Why not?\" \"You can talk.\" \"You just choose not to?\" \"Is that Nietzsche?\" \"You don't speak because of Friedrich Nietzsche.\" \"Far out.\" \"[Sheryl Sighs] Frank, you can sit here next to Dwayne.\" \"Here's the salad, and I'm gonna run and get Sprite for everyone.\" \"Olive, come on.!\" \"Dinnertime.!\" \"[Olive] Okay.\" \"So who do you hang out with?\" \"No one?\" \"What about your family?\" \"Frank.!\" \"Hey.!\" \" Richard.\" \" Good to... see you.\" \"[Groans]\" \"[Dishes Clattering]\" \"Let me get Olive.\" \" Olive?\" \"Dad?\" \" [Sheryl] You guys, go on and start.\" \" Let's go!\" \" [Olive] We're coming.\" \" Frank, some Sprite?\" \" Yes.\" \"And I want everyone to have at least a little salad.\" \"Thanks, Sheryl.\" \"Honey.\" \"So, Sheryl, I couldn't help noticing Dwayne has stopped speaking.\" \"Oh, yeah, he's taken a vow of silence.\" \"You've taken a vow of silence?\" \"Yeah.\" \"He's gonna join the Air Force Academy, become a test pilot... and he's taken a vow of silence until he reaches that goal.\" \" You're kidding?\" \" Hi, Uncle Frank.\" \"Oh, hey, Olive.\" \"Wow, you're gettin' big.\" \"Almost like a real person.\" \" [Chuckles] - [Olive Gasps]\" \" What happened to your arms?\" \" Olive.\" \"That's all right.\" \"I had a little accident.\" \"I'm okay.\" \" How's the, uh, routine coming, honey?\" \" It's good.\" \"Yeah?\" \"When are you gonna show it to us?\" \"I don't know.\" \"It's up to Grandpa.\" \"A couple of days.\" \"It still needs work.\" \"What's that?\" \"Chicken?\" \"Every night it's the fuckin' chicken!\" \" Holy God Almighty!\" \"It is possible just once\" \" Dad!\" \"We could get something to eat around here that's not the goddamn fucking chicken?\" \" Hey, Dad!\" \"Dad!\" \" I'm just sayin'\" \" Christ.\" \" When you want to start cooking your own food, you're welcome.\" \" At Sunset Manor, you know\" \" If you like Sunset Manor, you shouldn't have got kicked out.\" \"For God's sakes.\" \"So when did you start with the vow?\" \"Been nine months, Frank.\" \"He hasn't said a word.\" \"Not one.\" \"I think it shows tremendous discipline.\" \" Richard.\" \" I really do.\" \"Really.\" \"I think we could learn something from Dwayne.\" \"Dwayne has a goal.\" \"He has a dream.\" \"It may not be my dream, may not be yours... but he's pursuing it with great conviction and focus.\" \"In fact, I was thinking about the nine steps\" \"Oh, for crying out loud!\" \"And how Dwayne's utilizing seven of them in his personal quest to self-fulfillment.\" \"Richard, please.\" \"Well, I'm just saying I've come around.\" \"I think he could use our support.\" \"How did it happen?\" \" How did what happen?\" \" Your accident.\" \"Honey, here.\" \"[Frank] Oh, no, it's okay.\" \"Unless you object.\" \"No, I'm pro-honesty here.\" \"I just think, you know, it's up to you.\" \"Be my guest.\" \"Olive, um, Uncle Frank didn't really have an accident.\" \"What happened was he...\" \"tried to kill himself.\" \"You did?\" \"Why?\" \"[Stammering] I'm sorry.\" \"I don't think this is an appropriate conversation.\" \"Honey, let's let Uncle Frank finish his dinner, okay?\" \"Shh.\" \"Why did you want to kill yourself?\" \"[Richard] No, don't answer the question, Frank.\" \" Richard.!\" \"Richard.!\" \" He's not gonna answer the question.\" \"Frank.\" \" I wanted to kill myself\" \" Don't listen to him.\" \" I was very unhappy.\" \" He's sick in his head.\" \" Richard!\" \" I'm sorry!\" \"I don't think it's an appropriate conversation...\" \" for a seven-year-old.\" \" She's gonna find out anyway.\" \" Okay.\" \" Go on, Frank.\" \"Why were you unhappy?\" \"Um, well, there are a lot of reasons.\" \"Mainly, though, I fell in love with someone who didn't love me back.\" \"Who?\" \"One of my grad students.\" \"I was very much in love with him.\" \"Him?\" \"It was a boy?\" \"You fell in love with a boy?\" \" Yes, I did.\" \"Very much so.\" \" That's silly.\" \"You're right.\" \"It was silly.\" \"It was very, very silly.\" \" There's another word for it.\" \" Dad.\" \" So, that's when you tried to kill yourself?\" \" Well, no.\" \"The boy that I was in love with fell in love with another man\" \" Larry Sugarman.\" \" Who's Larry Sugarman?\" \" Larry Sugarman is, perhaps... the second most highly regarded Proust scholar in the U.S.\" \" Who's number one?\" \" That would be me, Rich.\" \" Really?\" \" Mm-hmm.\" \"So that's when.\" \"No.\" \"What happened was I was a bit upset... so I said some things that I shouldn't have said... and I did some things that I shouldn't have done... and subsequently I was fired from my job... and forced to move out of my apartment and move into a motel.\" \"[Blowing Nose]\" \" And that's when you tried to\" \" Well, no.\" \"Actually, all of that was okay.\" \"What happened was two days ago the MacArthur Foundation, in its infinite wisdom... awarded a genius grant to Larry Sugarman.\" \"And that's when I\" \"Decided to check out early.\" \"Yes.\" \"Yes.\" \"And I failed at that as well.\" \"Olive, the important thing to understand here... is that Uncle Frank gave up on himself.\" \"He made a series of foolish choices- I'm sorry- and he gave up on himself... which is something winners never do.\" \"So that's the story, okay?\" \"Now, everyone, just let's move on and, uh [Sheryl Continues]\" \" Is he always like this?\" \"How can you stand it?\" \"Olive, tell him about your routine while you're doing this.\" \"Okay.\" \"Little Miss Chili Pepper is a beauty contest for everyone in Albuquerque... but you have to be six or seven and you have to be a girl.\" \"This is our sister.\" \" Cindy.\" \" Spring break.\" \"Dwayne went to see his dad in Florida for two weeks... and Olive went to Laguna to see her cousins.\" \" She made it to the top of the regionals out there.\" \" I was in second place.\" \"Well, what do you think your chances are?\" \"I think I can win, because some of the other girls... they've been doing it longer, but I practice every day.\" \" Yeah.\" \"Good luck.\" \" Not about luck, Frank.\" \"Luck is the name losers give to their own failings.\" \"It's about wanting to win, willing yourself to win.\" \" You've got to want it badder than anybody else.\" \" I do.\" \" Then you're gonna be a winner.\" \" [Sheryl] Richard.\" \"It's the truth.\" \"It's the truth.\" \"You know, actually, there is a message from Cindy on the machine.\" \"Something about Little Mrs. Sunshine.\" \" What?\" \"Little Miss Sunshine?\" \" Yeah.\" \"What?\" \" [Machine Beeps] - [Woman On Machine] Sheryl, it's Cindy.\" \"Remember when Olive was here last month?\" \"She was runner-up in the regional Little Miss Sunshine?\" \"Theyjust called right now and said that the girl who won had to forfeit her crown.\" \"I don't know why.\" \"Something about diet pills.\" \" Now she has a place in the state contest in Redondo Beach!\" \" [Screaming]\" \" [Continues, Indistinct] - [Screaming Continues]\" \"Oh, my gosh!\" \"I won!\" \"I won!\" \"I won!\" \"I won!\" \" [Richard] Finish your dinner.!\" \" I'm finished!\" \" What happened?\" \" I'm just calling to\" \" Cindy!\" \"Yeah, we just got it.\" \"Yeah, she basically went crazy.\" \" [Olive] I won.!\" \"I won.!\" \"I won.!\" \" No, I didn't get that.\" \" The machine cut you off.\" \"Okay.\" \" [Olive Continues, Indistinct]\" \"Redondo Beach.\" \"This Sunday?\" \" Wh-Are you guys going?\" \" [Whispering] Yes.\" \" Can you put it off?\" \" They have to.\" \"They have to.\" \" Where does that leave us?\" \" We can't do it.\" \"We can't.\" \"No, no\" \" No, I understand that, Cindy.\" \"Yeah.\" \" They\" \" I just\" \" No, I'll just figure it out.\" \"Okay, bye-bye.\" \"It's this Sunday?\" \"Why can'tJeff and Cindy take her?\" \"They have some equestrian thing in Santa Barbara.\" \"You know, they do that horse shit every single weekend.\" \"Well, it's the nationals.\" \"They're taking both horses, so apparently it's a big deal.\" \"What about Olive?\" \"Little Miss Sunshine!\" \"Little Miss Sunshine!\" \"I won!\" \"I won!\" \"I'm going!\" \"We're going!\" \" You promised?\" \" We'll fly out and come back Monday.\" \" How are you gonna get around out there?\" \" We'll rent a car.\" \" And stay at a hotel?\" \" We can afford it.\" \" This is our seed money.\" \" Well, if I had a little help bringing' it in.\" \" Don't start that.\" \" It all goes to your nine steps!\" \"I told you I'm gonna talk to Stan Grossman!\" \"We're gonna get locked and loaded on this deal and start generating some income!\" \" But in the meantime we've gotta be\" \" Okay, okay.!\" \"We'll drive.!\" \" I'm not drivin'.\" \" How are you gonna fit Grandpa in the Miata?\" \" Well, Grandpa does not have to come.\" \" What?\" \"I coached her!\" \"I gave her the moves.\" \"I gotta go.\" \" Why don't you take the V. W?\" \" I cannot drive a shift.\" \"I tried.\" \" We'll fly there.\" \" We can't afford it.\" \"Well, that's what we're gonna do unless you have a better idea.\" \"Here.\" \"This is dessert.\" \"I won.!\" \"I won.!\" \"I won.!\" \"I won.!\" \"I won.!\" \"I won!\" \"I won!\" \"I won!\" \"Miss Sunshine.!\" \"Little Miss Sunshine.!\" \"Little Miss Sunshine.!\" \"All right.\" \"I'll drive the bus.\" \"Richard, I was told explicitly not to leave Frank by himself.\" \" No offense, Frank.\" \" None taken.\" \"You got Dwayne here.\" \"They can look after each other.\" \"No, Richard!\" \"That's asking too much.\" \"If something happened\" \"We can't go, then, unless Dwayne and Frank go with us.\" \" [Olive] Mom, where's my bathing suit?\" \" Right.\" \"Frank?\" \" I found it.!\" \" [Door Slams]\" \"Okay.\" \"I'm going.!\" \"I'm going.!\" \"I'm going.!\" \"Oh, Dwayne, come on, please.\" \"Think of your sister.\" \"[Richard] Come on, Dwayne.\" \"It'll be a lot of fun.\" \"You can go to the beach and\" \"[Frank] \"This is unfair.\" \"\"All I ask is... that you leave me alone. \"\" \"Dwayne, flight school.\" \"I will give you permission for flight school.\" \"[Olive] I won.!\" \"I won.!\" \"I won.!\" \"I won.!\" \"I'm gonna win this one too.!\" \"\"But I'm not going... to have any fun. \"\" \"Yeah, we're all with you on that one, Dwayne.\" \"Grandpa!\" \"Grandpa!\" \"Is Grandpa coming to California?\" \" We're all coming, honey.\" \" [Richard] Hey, uh, hold on.\" \"Olive, come over here for a second.\" \"Come here.\" \"Sit down for a second.\" \"Look, there's no sense in entering a contest... if you don't think you're gonna win.\" \"So do you think you can win Little Miss Sunshine?\" \"Richard\" \"Are you gonna win?\" \"Yes!\" \"We're going to California.\" \"[Laughs]\" \"Good night, Dwayne.\" \"[Writing]\" \"Not on your watch.\" \"I wouldn't do that to you.\" \"[Sighs] Thank you, Dwayne.\" \"Coming from you, that means a lot.\" \"Good night.\" \"Jesus, I'm tired.\" \"I'm so fucking tired.\" \"Do you know how tired I am?\" \"If some girl came up to me, begged me to fuck her, I couldn't do it.\" \" Dad?\" \"Watch the language, huh?\" \" That's how tired I am.\" \"She's listening to music.\" \"Olive, I'll give you a million dollars if you turn around.\" \" See?\" \" All right.\" \" But the rest of us.\" \" Oh, the rest of you.\" \"Can I give you some advice?\" \"Well, I'm gonna give it to you anyway.\" \" I don't want you making the same mistakes I made.\" \" Can't wait to hear this.\" \"Dwayne-That's your name, right?\" \"Dwayne?\" \"This is the voice of experience talking.\" \"Are you listening?\" \"Fuck a lot of women, Dwayne.\" \" Hey.!\" \"Dad.!\" \" Not just one woman.\" \"A lot of women.\" \" That's enough, all right?\" \" Are you gettin' any?\" \" Dad.!\" \" You can tell me, Dwayne.\" \"Are you gettin' any?\" \" Come on, please.\" \" No?\" \"Jesus.\" \"You're what, 15?\" \" My God, man!\" \" Dad.!\" \"You should be gettin'that young stuff.\" \"That young stuff is the best in the world.\" \" Dad, that's enough!\" \"Stop it!\" \" Will you kindly not interrupt!\" \"See, right now you're jailbait.\" \"They're jailbait.\" \"It's perfect.\" \"I mean, you hit 18\" \" Man, you're talking about three to five.\" \"Hey, I will pull this truck over right now!\" \"So pull the truck over!\" \"Fuck you!\" \"I can say what I want.\" \" I still got Nazi bullets in my ass!\" \" Ah, the Nazi bullets!\" \" You're as bad as those fuckers at Sunset Manor. - [Horn Toots]\" \" What happened at Sunset Manor?\" \" Frank, don't encourage him.\" \"I'll tell you what happened.\" \"I paid my money.\" \"They took my money.\" \"I should be able to do what the fuck I want!\" \" He started snorting heroin.\" \" You started snorting heroin?\" \" I'm old!\" \" Well, that stuff'll kill you.\" \"What am I, an idiot?\" \"And don't you start taking that shit.\" \"When you're young, you're crazy to do that stuff.\" \" What about you?\" \" I'm old.\" \"When you're old, you're crazy not to do it.\" \"We've tried.\" \"Believe me.\" \"The intervention was a fiasco.\" \"He's worse than a two-year-old.\" \"Can we please talk about something else?\" \" [Frank] I take it you didn't like it at Sunset Manor.\" \" Frank.\" \"Are you kidding me?\" \"It was a fuckin' paradise.\" \"They got a pool.\" \"They got golf.\" \"Now I'm stuck with Mr. Happy here, sleepin' on a fuckin' sofa.\" \"Look, I know you're a homo and all, but maybe you can appreciate this.\" \"You go to one of those places, there's four women for every guy.\" \" Can you imagine what that's like?\" \" You must've been very busy.\" \"Whoa!\" \"I had second-degree burns on my johnson.\" \"I kid you not.\" \" Really?\" \" Forget about it.\" \"What are you guys talking about?\" \"Politics.\" \"Oh.\" \"Fuck a lot of women, kid.\" \"I have no reason to lie to you.\" \"Not one woman.\" \"A lot of women.\" \"You heard what I said?\" \"Did it go in anywhere?\" \"[Richard] Yeah, I think we get the point, Dad.\" \"[Grandpa] Don't show me the pad.\" \"I don't want to see the fuckin' pad.\" \"Mom, how much can we spend?\" \"I would say four dollars.\" \"Anything under four dollars.\" \"Hi.\" \"You ready?\" \"Yeah, I'm gonna have the, uh, number five with coffee, please.\" \"All right.\" \"A number seven, over easy, and a grapefruit juice.\" \" Grapefruit.\" \"Okay.\" \" I would like a fruit plate.\" \" And do you have chamomile?\" \" Yes.\" \" With honey, please. - [Frank] I would like the lumberjack and coffee.\" \" And extra bacon.\" \" Extra.\" \" Now, Dad, you should probably\" \" Richard, don't start.\" \" He's gonna kill himself.\" \" Well, it's his life.\" \" Thank you, Sheryl.\" \" [Waitress] Garden salad?\" \"And you.\" \" L\" \" I'm sorry.\" \"I, um\" \" Sorry.\" \" Take your time.\" \"Don't apologize, Olive.\" \"It's a sign of weakness.\" \"Um, well, I want\" \" Okay, okay.\" \"I know what I want.\" \"I know.\" \"Okay, can I get the waffles and, uh\" \"I don't- What does \"alamodey\" mean?\" \" Oh, that means it comes with ice cream.\" \" Okay, \"alamodey\" then.\" \" [Sheryl] Olive, for breakfast?\" \" You said four dollars.\" \"Okay.\" \"You're right.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Okay.\" \"Be right back.\" \"Actually, Olive, \"\u00e0 la mode\"in French... translates literally as \"in the fashion. \"\" \"\u00c1 la mode.\" \"\"Mode\"is derived from Latin modus, meaning \"due or proper measure. \"\" \" Frank, shut up.\" \" [Sheryl] Richard.!\" \"Olive, can I tell you a little something about ice cream?\" \" Yeah.\" \" Well, ice cream is made from cream... which comes from cow's milk... and cream has a lot of fat in it.\" \" Richard.\" \" What?\" \" She's gonna find out anyway, remember?\" \" What?\" \"Find out what?\" \"Well, when you eat ice cream, the fat in the ice cream becomes fat in your body.\" \" [Sheryl] Richard, I swear to God\" \" It's true.\" \" What?\" \"What's wrong?\" \" Nothing, honey.\" \"Nothing's wrong.\" \"So if you eat a lot of ice cream, you might become fat.\" \"And if you don't, you're gonna stay nice and skinny, sweetie.\" \" Mom\" \" Olive, Richard is an idiot.\" \"I like a woman with meat on her bones.\" \"[Olive] I don't\" \" Why's everyone so upset?\" \"No, no one's upset, honey.\" \"L\" \"I just want you to understand... it's okay to be skinny, and it's okay to be fat, if that's what you want to be.\" \"Whatever you want, it's okay.\" \"Okay, but, Olive, let me ask you this.\" \"Those women in Miss America\" \"Are they skinny, or are they fat?\" \"Honey?\" \"Well, they're skinny, I guess.\" \"Yeah.\" \"I guess they don't eat a lot of ice cream.\" \"Okay.\" \"Coffee.\" \"Coffee.\" \" Grapefruit.\" \" Thank you.\" \"Chamomile.\" \"And here's your ice cream.\" \"\"Alamodey,\" right?\" \"I'll be back with your waffles in a second.\" \"Does anyone want my ice cream?\" \"Yeah, I'd like a little.\" \"Dwayne?\" \"Frank?\" \" Olive's not gonna have her ice cream.\" \" Do you mind if I have a little?\" \" Yeah, let's dig in.\" \" That looks really good.\" \"[Grandpa] Boy, I feel sorry for anybody... that doesn't want to enjoy their ice cream so early in the morning.\" \" Boy, that looks good.\" \" You sure you don't wanna have some, Olive?\" \"Those waffles are gonna be awful lonely in there.\" \" Mmm!\" \"Mmm!\" \" Watch this.\" \"Wait!\" \"Stop!\" \"Don't eat it all.\" \" All right, Olive\" \" Richard!\" \" Hey, Stan!\" \" [Truck Horn Honks]\" \"Stan, it's Richard.\" \"Again.\" \"Listen, I know you're busy... but we're just dying to hear what sort of numbers you came up with in Scottsdale.\" \" So, uh, give me a call, please.\" \" Hey, did you get him?\" \" No, I can't get a signal out of this thing. - [Groans]\" \"How long till we get there?\" \" A long time, honey.\" \" I know.\" \"But how long?\" \"Well, we gotta do 600 miles of driving today and 200 tomorrow.\" \" That's a lot of driving.\" \"Let's go.\" \" I'll drive for a while.\" \" No, no.\" \"I got it.\" \" No.\" \"I gotta learn how to do this.\" \"You're doing it.\" \"How hard can it be?\" \"[Gears Grinding]\" \" Push the stick down hard.\" \" I'm pushing hard.\" \" [Grinding Continues]\" \" Okay.\" \"Okay, there you go.\" \"Now push the clutch in all the way to the floor.\" \"It's on the floor.\" \"The floor.\" \" [Grunting] - [Grinding Continues]\" \"[Muttering] Sticking on there.\" \" Push down hard.\" \" [Grunting]\" \"[Man] Well, you've got a problem.\" \"Your clutch is, uh, shot.\" \"Can we get a new one?\" \"These old buses, you- you have to order the part.\" \"How long does it take?\" \"Well, it's the weekend... so... maybe...\" \"Thursday.\" \" [Panting] - [Dog Barking]\" \"[Groans]\" \"Is there a, uh, dealership around here?\" \"Well, uh, they're probably gonna be closed.\" \"It's, uh- It's the weekend, you know.\" \"Yes, we're aware of that.\" \"I'll tell you what.\" \"You know these- these old buses?\" \"You don't need the clutch to change from- from the third to the fourth.\" \"You only really need the clutch to go from number one to number two.\" \"But as long as you keep parking on a hill... and you let it go, and it goes 15, 20 miles per hour... you start her in third, and you go from third to fourth.\" \"What if you're not on a hill?\" \"There's no hill.\" \"What if there's no hill?\" \"What do you\" \"Yeah, it's\" \"Olive, Dad, I want you in the car first.\" \" I know.\" \"We know.\" \" All right, here we go!\" \"Everybody push!\" \"All right.\" \"Here we go.!\" \"Push.!\" \"Push.!\" \" [Grunting]\" \" Ok\" \" Ok\" \" Okay!\" \"I just want everyone here to know... that I am the preeminent Proust scholar in the United States.\" \" Here we go.!\" \" [Engine Starts]\" \" [Sheryl] Go on, honey.\" \" I'm putting it in gear!\" \" Go, honey!\" \" [Richard] Come on.!\" \"Come on, Olive!\" \"Run!\" \"Run!\" \"Come on!\" \" Come on!\" \" Sheryl, let's go!\" \" [Screaming]\" \" Sheryl!\" \" Frank, let's go!\" \" I'm coming.\" \" [Sheryl] You're losing them.\" \"Slow down.!\" \" I can't slow down.!\" \" Come on!\" \"Come on!\" \"Come on, you dumb bastard!\" \" I can't.\" \"I can't slow down.\" \" I can't slow down!\" \" Let's go!\" \"[Sheryl] Help him.\" \"Come on.!\" \"Come on.\" \"Come on.\" \"Get in.\" \" [Sheryl Screams, Laughs] - [Frank] No one gets left behind.\" \" [Sheryl] Close the door!\" \" No one gets left behind!\" \"Outstanding, soldier!\" \"Outstanding!\" \"[Laughs]\" \"Outstanding.\" \" Was that fun?\" \" Yeah.\" \"[Laughs]\" \"[Richard] So finally I'm just sitting there... and I decide, you know, \"This is Stan Grossman.\" \"What the hell?\"\" \"And I start pitching him the nine steps.\" \"And about\" \" I don't know- two minutes in, he stops me, he says...\" \"\"I can sell this. \"\" \"[Frank] Mm-hmm.\" \"Interesting.\" \"Yeah, and this is the guy who knows how to do it.\" \"You start with a book, and then you do a media tour, corporate events, DVD, VHS series.\" \"I mean, there's a whole fascinating science into how you roll these things out.\" \" Wow.\" \" Yeah, so he's in Scottsdale right now, you know... building the buzz and kind of getting the whole hype thing going.\" \"He's doing what the pros call a ticking clock auction.\" \"Oh, how about that!\" \"Yeah, and I can detect that note of sarcasm there, Frank.\" \"What sarcasm?\" \"I didn't- I didn't hear it.\" \"But I want you to know something.\" \"I feel sorry for you.\" \"You do?\" \"Good.\" \"Yeah, I do.\" \"Because sarcasm is the refuge oflosers.\" \" It is?\" \"Really?\" \" Yep.\" \"Sarcasm is losers trying to bring winners down to their level... and that's step four in the program.\" \"Wow, Richard, you've really opened my eyes to what a loser I am.\" \" How much do I owe you for those pearls of wisdom?\" \" That one's on the house.\" \" Okay, you guys, that's enough.\" \" It's on the house.\" \" That was for free?\" \" No charge.\" \"No charge.\" \" Stop it!\" \" He started it.\" \" [Cell Phone Rings]\" \" That's\" \" Oh, wait a second.\" \" [Sheryl] You are so bad.\" \" Quiet.\" \"This is it.\" \"This is that call.\" \"He-Hello?\" \"Stan?\" \"Stan?\" \"[Chattering In Spanish]\" \"Stan Grossman?\" \"Richard Hoover.\" \"[Laughs] Finally.\" \"How're ya doin'?\" \"No, I know.\" \"We were, uh, on the highway, and I lost you on my cell.\" \"Forget about it.\" \"How'd we do?\" \"Honey, I'm gonna use the ladies' room.\" \"You need to go?\" \"No.\" \"I'm gonna go practice my routine over there.\" \"Okay, well, don't go too far.\" \"[Richard] Well, I think that wejust gotta talk to him a little.\" \"No, you gotta talk to him.\" \"No, Stan, listen to me.\" \"Hold on now.\" \"I am going to get something to drink.\" \"You want anything?\" \" Stay positive and-[Continues, Indistinct]\" \" Yeah, get me some porn.\" \"[Chuckles] Okay.\" \"Get me something really nasty too.\" \"I don't want any of that airbrushed shit.\" \" Okay.\" \" Okay, here's a 20.\" \"Get yourself a little treat too.\" \" Get yourself a fag rag.\" \" [Laughs] All right.\" \"I will.\" \" Uh, that one.\" \"Yes.\" \"And that one.\" \" [Bell Chimes]\" \"And I would like that one\" \" No, down.\" \"Yes.\" \"Yes.\" \"Yes.\" \"I would like that one.\" \"And, uh, I will have a- a blue raspberry Slushee.\" \"Frank?\" \"Oh, my God.!\" \"How are you?\" \" Uh\" \" I thought you were gonna be in Santa Fe for the conference.\" \" I was looking for you.\" \" [Bell Chimes]\" \" Aren't you supposed to be in New Haven?\" \" Yeah.\" \" Well, you heard about Larry and the whole genius thing, right?\" \" Yeah.\" \" It's official.\" \" Oh, good.\" \"So we're going to this private spa in Sedona for the week\" \" Larry's here?\" \" Yeah.\" \" He's out filling the tank.\" \"He's, uh\" \" Oh.\" \"Yeah, there he is.\" \"Wow.\" \"I can't believe this.\" \"How have you been?\" \"I've been fine.\" \"Good.\" \"Good.\" \"You know, I heard that you got fired.\" \"Yeah.\" \"No, I quit, 'cause enough is enough, you know?\" \"Right.\" \"Good.\" \"Good.\" \"[Chuckles] So what are you up to now?\" \"Um, I'm weighing my options... and, um, just, you know, taking some time off, and so\" \"Great.\" \"That's great.\" \"$ 19.79, sir.\" \"####[Man Singing Country]\" \"So\" \" Well, it was great to see you.\" \" Yeah, you too.\" \" Take care of yourself.\" \" You too.\" \"Bye.\" \"####[Singing Continues]\" \"[Clerk] Hey.\" \" You forgot your Slushee.\" \" [Horn Honks]\" \"####[Continues]\" \"You're in Scottsdale right now, right?\" \"Okay, I can come by.\" \"I'm gonna be coming through there.\" \"I could swing right by.\" \"We could\" \"Christ.\" \"He's not getting it.\" \"[Richard] Did you try that?\" \"Listen to what I'm saying, Stan.!\" \"I'll-I'll\" \"[Bell Chimes]\" \"So what happened?\" \"Nothing.\" \"Let's get out of here.\" \"Wait a minute.\" \"I thought you said this was a done deal.\" \" He said it was a done deal.\" \" What, you didn't get anything?\" \"Oh, my God!\" \"Where does that leave us?\" \"Fucked.\" \"That's where it leaves us.\" \" I can't believe I'm hearing\" \" Did you even try negotiating?\" \" Yes!\" \"Of course I tried!\" \"What do you think I\" \"Let's just go, okay?\" \"Let's go.\" \"Let's go.\" \"Come on.\" \"Let's go!\" \"\"Where's Olive?\"\" \"Oh!\" \" [Horn Honks]\" \" All right, Frank.\" \" Come on, Olive.\" \" Come on, Olive.\" \"Come on, sweetie, jump.\" \"Jump in the car.\" \" We can't stop.\" \"Jump.\" \" I got her!\" \"I got her!\" \"[Sheryl Whoops]\" \"Richard.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Whatever happens, you tried to do something on your own... which is more than most people ever do... and I include myself in that category.\" \"You took a big chance.\" \"That took guts, and I'm proud of you.\" \"Okay, Dad.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Thank you, Dad.\" \"Okay, here is 11.\" \"Frank, you're 12.\" \"And Grandpa's 13.\" \"Can I sleep with Grandpa tonight?\" \"Well, you'll have to ask Grandpa.\" \" Grandpa?\" \" I got two beds.\" \"You could still use some rehearsing.\" \"[Olive] Yeah, that's what I was thinking.\" \"[Richard] All right, everybody, we have a long day tomorrow.\" \"I'll knock on your doors at 7:00 a. m.\" \"That means no lollygagging.\" \"We need to be packed and on the road by 7:40, guys.\" \" [Sheryl] Frank, you guys'll be okay?\" \" [Frank] Yeah, we're fine.\" \" Okay, well, good night.\" \" Good night.\" \" Sleep tight.\" \" Okay.\" \"What a fucking nightmare.\" \"[Door Closes]\" \"Richard, we- we have to talk.\" \"Please.\" \"Sheryl, let's just get through this and go home.\" \"[Sheryl] No, Richard, we have to talk now.!\" \"[Richard] I tried to tell you we couldn't afford this trip.!\" \" Do you realize we're becoming bankrupt?\" \" We are not bankrupt.!\" \" [Arguing Continues]\" \" Hey, don't listen to that.\" \"Let's turn on the tube.\" \" We agree that the right man to preserve the traditions\" \" I'm gonna brush my teeth.\" \"Secretary Rumsfeld and I thought long and hard... about this important choice.\" \"To me\" \"[Sheryl] You said this was a lock.!\" \"You said it was a done deal.!\" \"[Richard] Stan Grossman said it was a done deal.!\" \"[Sheryl] I'm not married to Stan Grossman.!\" \"[Richard] I trusted him.!\" \"You gotta trust to be trusted.!\" \"That's step six.!\" \"[Sheryl] Oh, fuck the nine steps, Richard.!\" \"They're not working.!\" \"Forget it.!\" \"It's over.!\" \"I never want to hear about the nine steps again.!\" \" [Growling] - [Growling]\" \" [Snarling] - [Snarling]\" \" [Growls] - [Growls]\" \"Perfect.\" \"Perfect.\" \"You're the world champion growler.\" \"Time for your beauty rest.\" \"Get in there.\" \"There you go.\" \"Good night.\" \" Grandpa?\" \" Yeah.\" \"I'm kinda scared about tomorrow.\" \"Are you kiddin' me?\" \"You're gonna blow 'em out of the water.\" \"They're not gonna know what hit 'em.\" \" Grandpa?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Am I pretty?\" \"Olive, you are... the most beautiful girl in the whole world.\" \"Nah, you're just saying that.\" \"No, I'm not.\" \"I'm madly in love with you.\" \"And it's not because of your brains or your personality.\" \"It's because you're beautiful, inside and out.\" \" Grandpa?\" \" What?\" \" I don't want to be a loser.\" \" You're not a loser.\" \"Where'd you get the idea you're a loser?\" \"[Crying] Because Daddy hates losers.\" \"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.\" \"Back up a minute.\" \"You know what a loser is?\" \"A real loser is somebody that's so afraid of not winning, they don't even try.\" \" Now, you're trying, right?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Well, then, you're not a loser.\" \"We're gonna have fun tomorrow, right?\" \"Yeah.\" \"[Sniffles]\" \"We can tell 'em all to go to hell.\" \"Good night, sweetie.\" \"I love you.\" \"[Sighs]\" \"What are you doing?\" \"I'm gonna fix this.\" \"Richard\" \"I'm gonna fix this.\" \"[Door Opens, Closes]\" \"Here we go.\" \"Here we go.\" \" [Engine Starts] - [Tires Screech]\" \"[Horn Beeps]\" \"[Chattering]\" \"Hi.\" \"[Chattering]\" \"Hi.\" \"Stan Grossman, please.\" \"Stan, it's Richard.\" \"I don't know where the fuck you are.\" \"I'm at the hotel.\" \"Call me.\" \"[Phone Beeping]\" \"[Line Ringing]\" \"[Chattering Continues]\" \"[Cell Phone Ringing]\" \"But it's funny.\" \"So I said, \"You want me to teach you about life experiences?\" \"You can write a book about my experiences. \"\" \" So he says to me- - [Line Ringing]\" \"Hello, Stan.\" \"You're the one that said it would sell!\" \"That's what I thought at the time.\" \"But it's a great program.\" \"You said so yourself.\" \"I don't understand.\" \"It's not the program, Richard.\" \"It's you.\" \"Okay?\" \"No one's heard of you.\" \"Nobody cares.\" \"What's the next step?\" \"There is none.\" \"We had our shot.\" \"It didn't fly.\" \"We move on.\" \" You-You mean give up?\" \" Richard.\" \"Hey, wh-Whoa, hey!\" \"One setback here, and you're ready to just quit?\" \"Richard, listen.\" \"I pushed this thing hard, okay?\" \"I rammed it down their fucking throats, and no one bought it!\" \"It's time to move on.\" \"You're not gonna win this one.\" \"Okay.\" \"Okay.\" \"You know what?\" \"Good.\" \"I'm glad.\" \"You know why?\" \"Because this is what the nine steps are all about.\" \" Right here, Stan.\" \"Right here!\" \" Richard.\" \" Richard, please.\" \" You blew it.!\" \"You blew it.\" \"You're out.\" \"[Horn Honking]\" \"[Olive] Mom?\" \"Dad?\" \"[Sighs] What is it, hon?\" \"Grandpa won't wake up.\" \"[Siren Wailing]\" \"[Chattering On P.A.]\" \"Want to take an eye test?\" \"Uncle Frank?\" \"An eye test?\" \"Olive, come here.\" \"Put those away.\" \"We're gonna have a family meeting.\" \"Dwayne, family meeting.\" \"[P.A. Chattering Continues]\" \"First of all... the doctors are doing everything they can to help Grandpa right now.\" \"He's had a long, eventful life... and I know he loves both of you very much.\" \"But if God wants to take him, we have to be ready to accept that, okay?\" \"Whatever happens, we're a family.\" \"And what's important is that we love each other.\" \"I love you guys so, so much.\" \"[Sheryl Sobbing]\" \"[Chattering On TV]\" \"[Man On TV] Look at this.\" \"This is a 15-pound turkey.\" \"It does it in three hours' time.\" \"[Infomercial Continues, Indistinct]\" \"Are you the family of Edwin Hoover?\" \"Yes.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"We did everything we could.\" \"He was, uh\" \"Well, it was too much.\" \"He probably just fell asleep and never woke up.\" \"I'll have someone come talk to you about handling the remains.\" \"Thank you.\" \"[Infomercial Continues, Indistinct]\" \"Linda!\" \"[Chattering On P.A.]\" \"Mom?\" \"Is Grandpa dead?\" \"Yeah, honey.\" \"He passed away.\" \"[Both Sobbing]\" \"[Man On TV] That's what this machine does.\" \"Chicken, fish or beef.\" \"So you always look forward to eating the food.\" \"And that, I believe- [Continues, Indistinct]\" \"Put it in the machine.\" \"Center it.\" \"Turn it around.\" \"Hi.\" \"I'm your bereavement liaison, Linda.\" \" My consolations for your loss.\" \" Thank you.\" \"Okay, these are the forms you need to fill out.\" \"A death certificate.\" \"A report of death.\" \"An M.E. Pink slip.\" \"Please try and be as detailed as possible.\" \"Um, this is a brochure... for a grief recovery support group that meets on Tuesdays.\" \"And, if you like, at this time, I can refer you to a funeral home... so you can begin making your own arrangements.\" \"Actually, prearrangements have already been made in Albuquerque.\" \" Albuquerque?\" \" We're actually on our way to California right now.\" \"If the body is crossing state lines, you're gonna need a burial transit permit.\" \"Okay, but we're trying to get to Redondo Beach by 3:00.\" \"3:00 today?\" \"Hmm.\" \"Ain't gonna happen.\" \"Okay, um, can I just\" \"I know that this is, uh- this might be a little unusual... but if maybe we could just go.\" \"And then we'll come back, and we'll take care of all the paperwork and\" \"No.\" \"You can't just abandon the body.\" \"No, no, no.\" \"Nobody's gonna abandon the body.\" \"We're gonna go and\" \"Otherwise, the hospital becomes responsible.\" \"Sir, there are ways we have of doing things.\" \"We're gonna go and come back.\" \"You are not the only one that's had somebody die here today, okay?\" \"Is there any way we might be able to view the remains?\" \"We haven't had a chance to move him downstairs... so someone may come in in a few minutes to take him to the basement.\" \"Just tell them who you are, and they will wait.\" \" Thank you.\" \" Okay?\" \"And when you're done with the paperwork, I'll be at the nurses' station.\" \" Great.\" \"Thank you, Linda.\" \" Thank you.\" \"[P.A. Beeps]\" \"[Chattering On P.A.]\" \"[Chattering On P.A.]\" \"Goddamn it, Dad.\" \"Goddamn it!\" \"Stupid.\" \"We'll go to Little Miss Sunshine next year, okay, honey?\" \"Next year.\" \"[Sheryl Sobbing]\" \"No.\" \"No.\" \"We've come 700 miles.\" \"I will be damned if I'm not making that contest, Sheryl.\" \"Well, Richard, we can't leave him here.\" \"We're not gonna leave him.\" \" Richard, what are you doing?\" \" Fuck.\" \" Dwayne, go around outside.\" \" Richard, what are you thinking?\" \" We're gonna take him with us.\" \" No, no.\" \"That is not happening.\" \"He's better off with us that these people.\" \"I want you to go around outside and underneath this window.\" \"Dwayne, don't you dare move.\" \"Honey, you stay here.\" \"We'll take Olive.\" \"Frank can drive.\" \"No, Sheryl, we'll be there in two hours.\" \"I'll call a funeral home once we get there.\" \"If there's one thing my father would have wanted... it's to see Olive perform in the Little Miss Sunshine Pageant.\" \"Now, I believe we'd be doing a grave disservice to his memory... if we were to just give up now.\" \"All right?\" \"There's two kinds of people in this world.\" \"There's winners and there's losers.\" \"Okay?\" \"You know what the difference is?\" \"Winners don't give up.\" \"So what are we here?\" \"Are we winners, or are we losers?\" \"Huh?\" \"Okay, okay, okay.\" \"Let's do it.\" \"You guys go.\" \"Olive, you watch the curtain.\" \"[Chattering On P.A.]\" \"I don't know.\" \"I have no reason to assume it's gonna be otherwise.\" \"Watch.\" \"Get the back.\" \"Get the back.\" \"Shh.\" \"Go, go, go.\" \" [Siren Wailing]\" \" Yeah, 1:00.\" \"[Woman On Line, Indistinct]\" \"Now?\" \" He's very heavy.\" \"Be gentle.\" \" Mm-hmm.\" \"[Richard] Now.!\" \"[Sheryl] One, two\" \"Okay, three.\" \"Wait, wait, wait!\" \" Not yet.\" \"Not yet.\" \" [Men Chattering]\" \" Okay, go.\" \"Go, go, go.\" \" Shh, shh, shh.\" \"Okay.\" \"[Sheryl] Richard, I can't do it.!\" \" I got him.\" \"I got him.\" \" Come on.\" \"Come on!\" \"Hurry up!\" \"[Grunts]\" \"Okay, he's slipping.\" \"Okay.\" \" Hold on.\" \" [Grunting]\" \"[Frank] I got it.\" \"I got it.\" \"I got it.\" \"I got it.\" \"[Grunting]\" \"Be careful.\" \" [Frank] Be cool.\" \"Be cool.\" \" [Olive] Hurry up.\" \"Keep watch, Olive.\" \"Watch the curb.\" \"Watch the curb.\" \"[Panting]\" \"Watch his head!\" \"Watch it!\" \" [Grunts]\" \" Keys.\" \"Swing him around this way.\" \" [Sheryl] Olive, get in.\" \" Here we go.\" \"Okay, let's go.\" \"[Richard] Sheryl.\" \"Let's go, Frank.\" \"Did I mention that I am the preeminent Proust scholar in the U. S?\" \"[Groans] Here we go!\" \"Here we go!\" \"[Sheryl] Are you okay?\" \" [Olive] Dad?\" \" Yeah, honey?\" \"What's gonna happen to Grandpa?\" \"Uncle Frank?\" \"Yeah?\" \"Do you think there's a heaven?\" \"That's hard to say, Olive.\" \"L\" \" I don't think anyone knows for sure.\" \"I know, but what do you think?\" \"Um, well\" \"I think there is one.\" \" You think I'll get in?\" \" Yes.\" \" Promise?\" \" Yes.\" \" Whoa!\" \"Hey!\" \"Son of a bitch!\" \" [Horn Honking]\" \" What happened?\" \" He\" \" He cut me off.\" \"[Honking Continues]\" \" It's stuck.\" \" [Sheryl] Okay, just leave it.\" \"It's stuck or something.\" \"[Groans]\" \" Maybe-Try pulling it from under here.\" \" No, no.\" \"Just leave it.\" \" Fix it when we get there.\" \" Okay, fine.\" \"Shit!\" \"[Siren Wailing]\" \"Oh, Jesus!\" \"God!\" \"I'm being pulled over.\" \"Here we go.\" \"Okay.\" \"Everybody just pretend to be normal, okay?\" \"Like-Like everything's normal here.\" \"[Honking Continues Intermittently, Weakly]\" \"[Fist Slams]\" \"How you folks doin'?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Yeah, yeah, we're fine.\" \"Just- [Grunts]\" \" Little trouble with the horn?\" \" Sorry.\" \"What?\" \" Havin' a little trouble with your horn?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Little trouble.\" \"Sorry.\" \"Uh, sorry.\" \"Could you step outside the vehicle?\" \"[Honking Continues]\" \" Step this way, please.\" \" No, no.\" \" What?\" \" Don't\" \"\"Don't\" what?\" \" Do you have something in your trunk, sir?\" \" It's nothing.\" \"L\" \" Don't\" \" Don't open it.\" \" You've just given me probable cause to search your trunk.\" \" Just\" \" I\" \" I just\" \" Put your hands on the vehicle now!\" \"Now!\" \" Don't move.\" \" Okay.\" \" It's not illegal!\" \" Sir, I would advise you to keep your mouth shut!\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"What is he doing?\" \" It's not illegal.\" \" Goddamn.\" \"Sir, could you come back here?\" \"[Chuckles] I love this stuff.\" \"I love it.\" \"God bless ya.\" \"God bless ya.\" \"Don't worry.\" \"I'm not gonna bust ya.\" \" Oh, thank you.\" \" [Chuckles]\" \"How you doin'?\" \"[Chuckles]\" \" Cute\" \" Cute family.\" \"That's nice.\" \" Thank you.\" \" This on the side.\" \"A little of this, a little of that.\" \" It's\" \" Oh, man.\" \" Sweet\" \" Sweetness.\" \"That is sweet.\" \"Yeah.\" \" Dirty.\" \" And this one is one of my favorites.\" \"Ahh, good, yeah.\" \"That's a little different choice.\" \"No?\" \" Gonna leave that with ya.\" \" All right.\" \" You have a good day there.\" \" Yeah.\" \"[Honking Continues]\" \"What happened?\" \" I'll tell you when I regain consciousness.\" \" [Motorcycle Engine Rewing]\" \"Frank, Dwayne, get out and push.\" \"[All Grunting]\" \" Okay, there it is\" \" Redondo Beach, 46.\" \" [Honking Continues]\" \"It's 2:15.\" \"Might be a few minutes late.\" \"They said 3:00 sharp.\" \"They were very explicit.\" \"We can't cross these people.\" \"Trust me.\" \" Mom, Dwayne has 20/20 vision.\" \" I bet he does.\" \" [Honking Continues]\" \" Okay, now I'm gonna check to see if you're color blind.\" \" [Vehicle Horn Honks] - [Man] Asshole.!\" \" [Mouthing Words]\" \" What's the letter in the circle?\" \"No, no, no.\" \"Inside the circle.\" \"Right there.\" \"See?\" \"It's an \"A.\" Can't you see it?\" \"Right there.\" \"It's bright green.\" \"Oh, man.\" \"[Sighs] Dwayne, I think you might be color blind.\" \"You can't fly jets if you're color blind.\" \"We've got a little bit of- Okay, got an emergency back here.\" \" I think we need to pull over.\" \" What is it?\" \" What's the emergency?\" \" Pull over.\" \"It's all right, man.\" \"Dwayne, Dwayne.!\" \"It's all right.\" \"Hold on.\" \" Just pull over the car!\" \" Okay!\" \"All right!\" \" Could you get him to pull over, please?\" \" Richard, pull over!\" \" Richard, pull over the car!\" \" It's all right.\" \"We're pulling over.\" \" I'm pulling over.\" \"Stop it.\" \" It's all right.\" \" Dwayne!\" \"No, no.\" \"Dwayne.\" \"Sit down.\" \" God, this better be good.\" \" [Sheryl] Pull over.\" \" [Richard] I'm pulling over.\" \"All right.\" \" Stop the car.\" \"It's gonna be okay, Dwayne.\" \" All right.\" \"Don't open the door.\" \"[Sheryl] Dwayne?\" \"Oh, God!\" \"[Gasping]\" \"Fuck!\" \"[Screams]\" \" [Sheryl] What happened?\" \" [Frank] He's color blind.\" \"He can't fly.\" \"[Sheryl] Oh, Jesus.\" \"Oh, no.\" \"[Sobbing]\" \"Uh, just- just give him a second.\" \"Dwayne?\" \"Dwayne, honey, I'm sorry.\" \" Dwayne, come on.\" \"We have to go.\" \" I'm not going.\" \" Dwayne\" \" I said I'm not.\" \"Okay?\" \"I don't care.\" \"I'm not getting on that bus again.\" \"Dwayne, for better or worse, we're your family.\" \"No, you're not my family!\" \"Okay?\" \"I don't wanna be your family!\" \"I hate you fucking people!\" \"I hate you!\" \"Divorce, bankrupt, suicide!\" \"You fucking losers.!\" \"You're losers.!\" \"No.\" \"Please just leave me here, Mom.\" \"Okay?\" \"Please, please, please.\" \"Please just leave me here.\" \"[Sighs]\" \"Shit.\" \"I don't know what to do.\" \"[Richard] Well, it's gettin'late.\" \"Maybe\" \" Can somebody stay here with him?\" \" I'll stay.\" \" Oh, that is not happening.\" \"All right.\" \"Well... uh...\" \"I'm just worried about the time.\" \"Olive, you, uh- you wanna try talking to him?\" \"Richard, no!\" \"There is nothing to say.\" \"We just have to wait.\" \"Honey- [Sighs]\" \"Okay.\" \"Let's go.\" \"I apologize for the things I said.\" \"I was upset.\" \"I didn't really mean them.\" \"It's okay.\" \"Come on.\" \"[Sniffles] Let's go.\" \" [Honking Continues] - [Richard] 2:55.\" \"All right.\" \"Everybody, look for the exit, okay?\" \"Okay, here!\" \"Here's the turnoff.\" \"Turn in here.\" \"Does anybody see the Redondo Suites?\" \" [Olive] There's the hotel.!\" \" There it is!\" \"There it is, Olive.\" \"We're gonna make it.\" \"We're gonna make it.\" \"All right.\" \"How\" \" How the hell do you get over there?\" \" Sheryl?\" \" No, no, no, no.!\" \" [Olive] You're passing it.!\" \" [Sheryl] Turn around, turn around.\" \" You drove past it!\" \" You've gotta turn around!\" \" It's back there!\" \" I can't turn around.\" \" Anybody see a way back?\" \"It's a one-way street!\" \" Oh!\" \" [Grunting]\" \" Rich!\" \"You've got parking lots on the right!\" \" [Sheryl] Here, here.!\" \" Put your seat belt on, baby!\" \" What are you doing?\" \" I can't slow down!\" \"I can't!\" \" [Richard] What time is it, Frank?\" \" Oh, 2:59.\" \" Dad!\" \" Straight shot from here.\" \"We're gonna make it.\" \" [Sheryl] Oh, it's a dead end!\" \" I'm not goin' back!\" \" You have to go back!\" \" That is a one-way road!\" \"That'll take us all the way back to the freeway!\" \" You're the one who told me to go left back there!\" \" [Sheryl Shouting]\" \"I'm not turnin' back.\" \" Richard!\" \" [Olive] It's right there.\" \"What-What are you doing?\" \"You can't do this!\" \" God, Richard!\" \" Okay, here's the hotel.\" \" God, Richard!\" \" Okay, here's the hotel.\" \"[Frank] Okay, stop.!\" \" [Richard] Where's the entrance?\" \" [Sheryl] Right here.!\" \"You passed it!\" \"You're passing it!\" \"[Richard] Hold on!\" \"Here we go.\" \"One more time.\" \"Little bump.\" \"[Olive] Mom!\" \"[Panting]\" \"[Chattering]\" \"Hello?\" \"Hi.\" \"We'd like to register.\" \" Sorry, we're closed.\" \" Uh, no.\" \"We have the entrant right here.\" \" We just wanna check in.\" \" Registration ended at 3:00.\" \" It's 3:00 now.\" \" No.\" \"Come on.\" \"Have a heart.\" \"We're four minutes late.\" \"We just drove all the way from Albuquerque.\" \" Then you should've been here by 3:00.\" \" [Richard] Wait, wait.\" \"There must be some way we can work this out.\" \"Please.\" \"Everybody else was here before 3:00.\" \"I'd be giving unfair advantage.\" \"No, we're not looking for an advantage.\" \"We just want her to compete.\" \"Don't yell at me, sir.\" \"I didn't make you late.\" \"We've settled on the schedule for the show.\" \"We've turned off the computers.\" \" Our lineup is final.\" \"I have a hair check to do.\" \" Okay\" \"I'm sorry that you're late, but I can't help you.\" \"Please.\" \"You don't know what we've been through.\" \"Um, Miss Jenkins?\" \"L\" \" I can put 'em in the system.\" \" Oh, Kirby, you don't have to.\" \" No, it's okay.\" \"Takes five minutes.\" \"Well, it's your time.\" \"Excuse me.\" \"[Frank] Thank you, Kirby.\" \"Thank you very much.\" \"Really, you don't know what this means.\" \"Please, it's only five minutes.\" \"[Chuckles]\" \"I am not working for these people next year.\" \"These people are crazy.\" \"Okay, so, what's your name?\" \" Olive.\" \" That's a nice name.\" \" Mom, Mom.!\" \"Look.!\" \" What's her last name?\" \" It's Miss California.\" \"It's really her!\" \" You want to go say hi?\" \" [Kirby] Albuquerque- - [Typing]\" \" Thank you.\" \" [Woman] Bonnie, come here.\" \" Hi!\" \"What's your name?\" \" Olive.\" \" What's your talent, Olive?\" \" I like dancing.\" \"Dancing was too hard for me.\" \"I'm a singer.\" \"You must be a good dancer.\" \"I am.\" \"I'm really good.\" \" I bet you are.\" \" [Pen Scribbling]\" \"Well, thanks for stopping by, Olive.\" \"Best of luck.\" \"Hmm.\" \"Miss California?\" \" Do you eat ice cream?\" \" I love ice cream.\" \"My favorite flavor is Chocolate Cherry Garcia... although, technically, I think that's a frozen yogurt.\" \" Okay?\" \" Okay.\" \"Thanks.\" \"Bye.\" \"Bye.\" \" Mom, she eats ice cream.\" \" I heard.\" \"Your packet has tickets in it, and there's your badge number.\" \" Okay.\" \" Is there anything else?\" \"Uh, yeah.\" \"Is there a funeral home around here?\" \"[Mechanical Whirring, Spraying]\" \"[Chattering]\" \" Hi.\" \" Hi.\" \"Okay, Olive, let's get your swimsuit on.\" \"You wanna go change behind the curtain?\" \"This is the last touch-up, everybody.\" \"Final touch-ups.\" \"Last touch-up.\" \"[Camera Shutters Clicking]\" \"[Giggling]\" \" Okay!\" \"Wait!\" \" I won't wait for you.!\" \"Let's get outta here.\" \"Hey!\" \"Hey, Olive Hoover.\" \" Mm-hmm?\" \" Hey, I need your music.\" \" Oh, music, right.\" \" Yeah.\" \"Where is it?\" \"All right.\" \"[Mumbles]\" \"Here you go.\" \" This?\" \"Did you choose this?\" \" No, my grandpa did.\" \" Your grandpa?\" \" Mm-hmm.\" \" Which track?\" \" Twelve.\" \"We were drivin' five, six hours.\" \"Thought he was napping.\" \"By the time we figured it out, it's\" \" You know.\" \" Too late.\" \"So where's the body?\" \"Um\" \"Personal effects.\" \" Thank you.\" \" You take care.\" \" You too.\" \" [Doors Close]\" \" [Audience Murmuring] - [Girl] I'm ready.\" \" [Audience Murmuring] - [Girl] I'm ready.\" \" [Man] She was scared, but she did very well. - [Woman] Was she?\" \"####[Fanfare]\" \"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 24th annual...\" \"Little Miss Sunshine Pageant!\" \" [Cheering]\" \" Yes!\" \"Now, please, put your hands together once again and help me welcome to the stage... our 12 beautiful contestants!\" \" [Cheering] - [Applause]\" \"####[Pop]\" \"####[Woman Singing]\" \"####[Continues]\" \"Wow.\" \"[Chuckles]\" \"####[Ends]\" \"Oh, let's have a big round of applause for our lovely contestants.!\" \"At the end of the evening, one of these girls... will be crowned Little Miss Sunshine!\" \"Olive, honey, are you okay in there?\" \"Yeah, I'm fine.\" \"Hey.\" \"What?\" \" You got a kid in the show?\" \" ####[Emcee Singing]\" \"Your first time?\" \"Yeah, yeah.\" \"####[Continues]\" \"## [Ends]\" \"America.!\" \"It's so beautiful.!\" \"[Dwayne] Sometimes I just wish I could go to sleep till I was 18... and skip all this crap- high school and everything-just skip it.\" \"You know Marcel Proust?\" \" He's the guy you teach.\" \" Yeah.\" \"French writer.\" \"Total loser.\" \"Never had a real job.\" \"Unrequited love affairs.\" \"Gay.\" \"Spent 20 years writing a book almost no one reads.\" \"But he's also probably the greatest writer since Shakespeare.\" \"Anyway, he, uh- he gets down to the end of his life... and he looks back and decides that all those years he suffered\" \"Those were the best years of his life, 'cause they made him who he was.\" \"All the years he was happy?\" \"You know, total waste.\" \"Didn't learn a thing.\" \"So, if you sleep until you're 18... ah, think of the suffering you're gonna miss.\" \"I mean, high school?\" \"High school- Those are your prime suffering years.\" \"You don't get better suffering than that.\" \"You know what?\" \"Fuck beauty contests.\" \"Life is one fucking beauty contest after another.\" \"You know, school, then college, then work?\" \"Fuck that.\" \"And fuck the Air Force Academy.\" \"If I wanna fly, I'll find a way to fly.\" \"You do what you love, and fuck the rest.\" \"I'm glad you're talkin' again, Dwayne.\" \" You're not nearly as stupid as you look.\" \" [Sighs]\" \"[Clicks Tongue]\" \"Wanna go back?\" \" Not really.\" \" [Chuckles]\" \"Yeah, we should go back.\" \"[Emcee] And now, the moment we've all been waiting for- the talent competition.\" \"[Applause]\" \"####[Piano]\" \"## [Singing]\" \"Miss Carly Nugent.\" \"####[Woman Singing Disco]\" \"####[Ends]\" \"## [Yodeling]\" \"## [Singing]\" \"Yee-haw!\" \"[Emcee] Yodel-lay-he-hoo, that was great.!\" \"####[Techno]\" \"[Audience Exclaiming]\" \" [Cheering] - [Emcee] Wow-ow-ow-ow.!\" \"Funky-licious.!\" \"####[Continues, Faint]\" \" ####[Continues, Faint]\" \" I'm goin' backstage.\" \"Yeah, right.\" \"See ya.\" \"[Zipper Zips]\" \"Oh, look at you.\" \"Is that your costume?\" \"Mm-hmm.\" \" [Sighs]\" \" Okay, here.\" \" Hey, what's goin' on?\" \" Oh, I just, I came to wish Olive good luck.\" \" How you doin', honey?\" \" Good.\" \" Nervous.\" \" Yeah.\" \"You're gonna do great.\" \"[Kisses] I just know it.\" \" Can I talk to you for a second?\" \" Yeah.\" \" What's up?\" \" [Sighs]\" \"I don't want her to go on.\" \"####[Girl Singing]\" \" Are you authorized to be backstage?\" \" No.\" \"Hey.\" \" Where are the dressing rooms?\" \" [Girl] Are you allowed to be here?\" \"Just tell me where the dressing rooms are.\" \" [Door Closes]\" \" Listen, we're not in Albuquerque anymore.\" \" Hey, how are you feeling?\" \" Better.\" \"Where's Olive?\" \" There.\" \"What's up?\" \" Mom, I don't want Olive doing this.\" \"Oh, my God!\" \" Look around.\" \"This place is fucked!\" \" He's right!\" \"Look, I don't want these people judging Olive.\" \"Fuck them!\" \" Listen, it is too late.\" \" No, it's not too late.\" \"You're the mom... and you're supposed to protect her.\" \"Everyone is gonna laugh at her, Mom.\" \"Please don't let her do this.\" \"[Woman] Olive Hoover, two minutes.\" \"[Dwayne] Look, she's not a beauty queen.\" \"She's just not.\" \" I'm gonna tell her.\" \" No, Dwayne.\" \"You listen to me.\" \"Olive is who she is.\" \"She has worked so hard.\" \"She's poured everything into this.\" \"We can't just take it away from her.\" \"We can't.\" \"I know you wanna protect her.\" \"I know, honey, but... we gotta let Olive be Olive.\" \" [Door Opens]\" \" Olive Hoover.\" \"Are you the family?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Okay?\" \"Olive, it's time.\" \"Okay?\" \"Yeah.\" \" We gotta go now.\" \" Hang on.\" \"Olive, look at me.\" \"If you don't want to do this, that's okay.\" \"If you want to sit this one out, it's totally fine by us.\" \"We're proud of you anyway.\" \"We gotta go.\" \"It's time.\" \"####[Techno, Faint]\" \"Ready?\" \"Let's go.\" \"Good luck, honey.\" \"Copy that.\" \"Twenty-five is performance ready... and we're walkin'... as fast as we can.\" \" Is she going on?\" \" Yeah.\" \"She's going on.\" \"[Emcee] Pure fairy-tale magic.\" \"Miss Charisma Whiteman!\" \"Wasn't that a stardust fantasy?\" \"Thank you for that.\" \"You have been such a patient audience.\" \"We have one more contestant, and then we'll be crowning our winner.\" \"Please give a warm welcome to...\" \"Miss...\" \"Olive Hoover.!\" \"[Applause]\" \"[Whispers] You okay?\" \"Um, I'd like to dedicate this to my grandpa... who showed me these moves.\" \"[Emcee] Oh, that is so sweet.!\" \"[Laughs] Is he here?\" \"Where is your grandpa right now?\" \"In the trunk of our car.\" \"Okay!\" \"[Laughs]\" \"Well, take it away, Olive.!\" \"####[Funk]\" \"Huh!\" \"####[Man Singing]\" \"####[Continues]\" \" ####[Continues] - [Woman] You suck!\" \" [Audience Members Booing]\" \" Those little fuckers.\" \"I will kill them.\" \"[Woman] You stink.!\" \"No, no, no, no, no.\" \"[Gasping]\" \"What is your daughter doing?\" \"She's kickin' ass.\" \"That's what she's doin'.\" \"[Panting]\" \"####[Continues]\" \"Get over here!\" \"Get over here!\" \" I want that little ragamuffin off the stage this minute. - [Emcee] All right.\" \" Get her.\" \"Right this minute!\" \" Don't touch\" \" Don't touch her.\" \" Your act's over, honey.\" \" [Richard] Hey!\" \" Hey!\" \"Hey, let go of my daughter!\" \" Oh!\" \" [Screaming] - [Dwayne] Holy sh\" \"Let her finish!\" \"Get off me.!\" \"Help.!\" \"Get off me.!\" \" Help me!\" \" Take charge!\" \"Just take charge!\" \"[Richard] Keep dancin; honey.!\" \"Daddy's okay.\" \"Get your daughter off this stage right now!\" \"Now!\" \"Honey?\" \"[Mouthing Words]\" \" Like that?\" \" Oh!\" \"[Delighted Squeal]\" \"####[Ends]\" \" Ooh!\" \" Ah!\" \"[Applause Smattering]\" \"Yeah!\" \"All right!\" \"[No Audible Dialogue]\" \"[Clears Throat]\" \"Okay, you're out- on the condition that you never enter your daughter in a beauty pageant... in the state of California ever again.\" \"Ever.\" \"I think we can live with that.\" \"All right.\" \"We're back in business.\" \"Lock and load.\" \"Olive, your grandpa would've been really proud of you.\" \" Yeah, you were great.\" \"Mm-wah!\" \" [Frank] You were beyond great.\" \" [Dwayne] You were incredible.\" \" Thank you.\" \"Let's get outta here.\" \"[Panting]\" \"[Grunting]\" \"[Gasping]\" \"Whoo!\" \" It's in gear.\" \" [Engine Starts]\" \"What in the world?\" \"[Gasps]\" \"[Horn Honking]\" \"[Laughing]\" \"[Honking Continues]\" \"####[Whistling]\" \"####[Man Singing]\" \"####[Continues]\" \"####[Song Ends]\" \"####[Man Singing]\" \"####[Continues]\" \"####[Ends]\""} +{"text": "\"LIVE\" \" We still can't explain it.\" \"The massacre took place at the Biod\u00f4me this afternoon as the children were leaving with their teachers.\" \"11 children were shot:\" \"10 died, the 11th is in critical condition.\" \"Fr\u00e9d\u00e9rique!\" \"(screaming)\" \"The gunman's identity has been confirmed:\" \"He is a policeman, Constable Louis Archambault.\" \"He is well respected, married, with two children, which makes this tragedy so incomprehensible.\" \"There was nothing to suggest he'd...\" \"Okay... you will now see an amateur tape filmed by an eye-witness.\" \"In the center you see officer Archambault.\" \"(gunshots)\" \"Viewing this horror, we can only wonder what pushes an apparently normal and stable man to commit without warning such a savage and irrational act.\" \"EVIL WORDS\" \" Hey, Paul!\" \" Hi, Jeanne.\" \" Guess what?\" \" Marc's not the father of your baby?\" \" I have a new patient, he was admitted last night.\" \"Guess who!\" \"Thomas Roy.\" \"Come on, the novelist!\" \" Right, those romance novels.\" \" Horror stories.\" \"Imagine, he tried to kill himself.\" \" Now, that's new.\" \" We see suicides, but not many Thomas Roys.\" \" Hi Nicole.\" \" Hello Dr. Marcoux.\" \"Doctor, did you hear who was admitted?\" \" I know Hollywood won't call today.\" \"I'm not dumb.\" \"But in a few months, who knows...\" \" The Mounties had me locked up here.\" \"What's that in your pocket?\" \"Are you taping me?\" \"You're taping me!\" \" It's my eyeglasses.\" \" You disappoint me, doctor.\" \"Very much.\" \" I pray a lot.\" \"I'd say, about twice as much as before.\" \"And it's paying off 'cause the rainbow God sends me after I pray is getting closer.\" \"It keeps getting closer.\" \"I feel better.\" \"And you, doctor?\" \"How are you?\" \"Doctor?\" \" Hi Paul.\" \" Steve.\" \" Dr. Lacasse?\" \"Dr. Marcoux left you a message.\" \" Dammit!\" \"A fan's pilgrimage to her idol's temple.\" \" I didn't think you'd come.\" \" I shouldn't be here, but since we're going for lunch...\" \" This is Inspector Goulet.\" \" Dr. Paul Lacasse.\" \" You too?\" \"It's rare shrinks show up at the scene.\" \" Young people are so impetuous, even young psychiatrists.\" \"What happened?\" \" As I was telling your colleague, neighbors called the police about the racket.\" \"When they arrived, Roy was there, his body hanging out the window.\" \"He was unconscious, of course.\" \"Looks like attempted suicide.\" \" Why didn't he open the window?\" \" He had no fingers.\" \"We think he was typing on his computer, when he flew into a rage and started smashing everything.\" \"After that, he chopped off his fingers with this.\" \"First one hand, then the other.\" \"After that...\" \" Officer, may I...\" \" Ask someone else.\" \"Jeanne, wait!\" \" I know what you'll say.\" \" Admit it, we shouldn't have come.\" \"Did you see how they looked at us?\" \" Okay, maybe I overdid it a bit.\" \" A bit?\" \"You're no intern.\" \" Okay, I heard you.\" \"What's the big deal?\" \"H\u00e9l\u00e8ne left, didn't she?\" \"She finally did it.\" \"I'm sorry, Paul.\" \"Sorry?\" \"About what?\" \"We both knew it was over.\" \"She had the courage to admit it first.\" \"Just as well.\" \"Is there anything I can do?\" \" She's no worse off than I am...\" \"And don't change the subject.\" \"You may be a fan, but Roy is our patient.\" \"Are we clear on that?\" \" You're right.\" \"I admit it, I went too far.\" \"I'm not a perfect disciple.\" \"In fact, maybe I shouldn't take on his case.\" \"I may be too involved.\" \" That's more like it.\" \" Who'll be assigned his case?\" \" Can you hear me Mr. Roy?\" \"Make a sign to show you can hear me.\" \"Zoloft, 50 mg daily.\" \" I'm more than his manager.\" \"His best friend, his only one.\" \"I understand, Mr. Michaud.\" \"Had he been behaving any differently lately?\" \" Differently?\" \"Tom was always a jet-setter.\" \"But the last little while he had completely withdrawn.\" \"Since his last novel, a year ago,\" \"I found him totally moody.\" \"Somber.\" \"Do you understand?\" \"He invited me over 5 or 6 months ago.\" \"He told me:\" \" I'm stopping writing.\" \"If you're trying to get me to lower my cut, forget it.\" \" It's no joke.\" \"I'm retiring.\" \" Get real!\" \"You're a writer, not a bus driver.\" \"Read the world over.\" \"Exactly, I'm rich now.\" \" Cut the crap.\" \"You never wrote for the money.\" \"So what is it?\" \"Out of ideas?\" \" Ideas?\" \"They come non-stop.\" \" Then what's the problem?\" \" It's too painful.\" \" Painful?\" \" Some answer, huh?\" \"I asked what he meant, but he wouldn't say.\" \"We fought, he threw me out.\" \"Me, his closest friend.\" \"I haven't seen him since.\" \"I called him, we'd talk for a few seconds.\" \"But that isn't all.\" \"For 5 months now, not a single TV talk show, no radio interviews.\" \"Nothing.\" \"A total recluse.\" \"And now this...\" \"He cuts off his...\" \" I knew you weren't a cop.\" \"But shrinks who make house calls...\" \"It's true Roy's a celebrity.\" \" Who said he's my patient?\" \" Mere details.\" \"Hard figuring someone who won't speak.\" \"Charles Monette.\" \"I'm with Star Weekly.\" \"I'm writing a book on Roy.\" \"You wouldn't believe the file I've accumulated on your patient.\" \"Like what, his favorite aftershave?\" \" If I got a quarter every time I heard that, I'd be rich.\" \"Roy was secretive.\" \"You won't find out much about him.\" \" I can help.\" \" Out of altruism?\" \" I have a book to write.\" \"If I had a case history of his treatment...\" \" Goodbye, Mr...\" \"Monette, was it?\" \" Hold on.\" \"This belonged to Roy.\" \" How did you get it?\" \" Information's a two-way street.\" \"Keep it for a few days.\" \"Read it through, see where it takes you.\" \"When you reach a dead end...\" \"TRAGIC MASSACRE AT BIOD\u00d4ME: 11 DEAD\" \"ATTEMPTED SUICIDE BY THOMAS ROY\" \"Article for Psy\" \"Ever more studies are carried out in the field of mental illness... all concluding that medication is the sole solution,\" \"while proposing no\" \"explanations.\" \" Still no reaction.\" \"We've tried all kinds of stimulation.\" \"Nothing.\" \"Catatonia.\" \" Steve?\" \" No girlfriend, no family.\" \"Just a sister in Ste.\" \"Julie we haven't yet reached.\" \" You were right.\" \"The scrapbook was his inspiration.\" \"37 clippings on 37 tragedies in the last 20 years.\" \"If you read Roy's 12 novels, you find all those events, with slight changes, such as names, certain details...\" \" He drew on news stories.\" \"Perfectly normal for a writer.\" \"Other observations?\" \"Fine, next case.\" \"Mrs. H\u00e9neault.\" \"I know it's unpleasant, Ms. Roy, but...\" \"You're his sister, his only family.\" \"So...\" \" Look, doctor.\" \"We haven't seen each other in 15 years.\" \"I understand, but...\" \"This is serious.\" \"He cut off his fingers, then...\" \"He cut off his fingers?\" \"Maybe he has a conscience after all.\" \" How so?\" \" Anything concerning my brother is of no interest to me.\" \" Why?\" \"You could be more subtle.\" \"What would Marc say?\" \" Here, I ordered your Scotch.\" \"Speaking of cruising, when are you starting?\" \"If you think I feel like it...\" \"The worst is, I don't even feel sad.\" \"Have you thought of a name?\" \" We like Antoine.\" \" How wonderfully original!\" \" We could go for an old-fashioned name, like Paul.\" \"What do you think?\" \" My colleague, Jeanne Marcoux.\" \" A pleasure.\" \"Nice place.\" \"No thanks,\" \"I'll have water.\" \"So we're on?\" \" Let's make things clear.\" \"I agreed to meet you, but I won't provide any information about Roy.\" \" After reading my stuff, you'll be chasing after me.\" \"And then,\" \"I'll be able to negotiate.\" \" Ballsy, aren't you, Mr. Monette?\" \" How did you get the scrapbook?\" \" That?\" \"I found it in his garbage.\" \" You're not serious!\" \" Absolutely.\" \"You use the sources you have.\" \"He refused to be interviewed for my book.\" \"So I nosed around and found the scrapbook.\" \"And discovered that...\" \" He based his stories on real events.\" \"We know.\" \" But did you notice Roy is present in two of the articles?\" \"Look...\" \"This one dates back to 1988.\" \"Here...\" \" You're right.\" \"It's Roy at a younger age.\" \" You said two articles.\" \"Where's this other picture?\" \" No, it's not a photo.\" \"The massive pileup in 1991 in the Lafontaine Tunnel... remember?\" \"Read it from here...\" \"\"On the scene, several drivers helped tend the victims.\" \"Among the good Samaritans was writer Thomas Roy.\"\" \"Goodness!\" \" Yeah, so what else?\" \" When I realized he'd witnessed two of the tragedies,\" \"I suddenly wondered...\" \"Anyway, I had nothing to lose...\" \"Of the reporters who wrote these 37 items,\" \"I know ten.\" \"I asked if they remembered seeing Roy on the spot.\" \"Of the ten reporters, three answered yes, they had.\" \" Were they certain?\" \" Absolutely.\" \" Okay, let's say Roy was on the scene of, how many...\" \"five of these tragedies.\" \"Where's that lead to?\" \" What do you mean?\" \"How many deadly tragedies have you been present at?\" \"None, I bet.\" \"One, maybe.\" \"Two'd be rare.\" \"But five...\" \"Five confirmed.\" \" You don't really think Roy...\" \" No, listen...\" \" But the seven other reporters said Roy wasn't present.\" \" No, they just said they didn't see him.\" \"Put yourself in Roy's shoes.\" \"You select all those events as inspiration.\" \"If you've witnessed five, it seems to me you'd identify them, circle them, underline them, something.\" \"But in here, nothing.\" \"Nothing at all.\" \"Maybe that means\" \"Roy witnessed all these events.\" \"It's possible.\" \" Possible, what's possible?\" \"That he was there each of the 37 times?\" \"Gimme a break!\" \"Here's a guy who strangled his wife in their bedroom.\" \"Was Roy hiding in the closet?\" \" No, I agree.\" \" It sounds incredible, I admit.\" \"And I admit we can't be sure.\" \"But it is exciting, isn't it?\" \" Exciting?\" \"This scrapbook belongs to you.\" \" Keep it, it may come in useful.\" \"You can give it back next time.\" \" You are...\" \" Ballsy, I know, you told me.\" \" Well, it wasn't a total waste of time.\" \" Roy witnessed all these tragedies.\" \" Maybe he has a conscience.\" \"GET WELL SOON\" \"YOUR FAN CLUB\" \" The OT's idea...\" \"She thought Mr. Roy might prefer to write than talk.\" \" With no fingers?\" \" He has his thumbs.\" \"She thinks he'd manage.\" \" Mr. Roy...\" \"I called your sister,\" \"Claudette.\" \"She said your cutting off your fingers shows you have... a conscience.\" \"What did she mean by that?\" \"Mr. Roy?\" \"Increase the dosage.\" \"Mrs. H\u00e9neault?\" \"Mrs. H\u00e9neault?\" \"That man, he shouldn't be here.\" \"WOMAN DROWNS BABIES\" \" Hello doctor, this is Inspector Goulet.\" \"We have a print-out of the novel Roy was writing when we found him.\" \"You know the policeman who shot 11 children two weeks ago...\" \"It's probably a coincidence, but call me back.\" \"Goodbye.\" \" Fr\u00e9d\u00e9rique!\" \" It's about a cop who shoots children in a schoolyard.\" \"Mr. Roy must have seen the news, and used it for his new novel, like he always did.\" \"That's why he stopped writing.\" \"He felt guilty.\" \"Seeing the massacre on TV inspired him.\" \"He felt compelled to write.\" \"But his sense of remorse kicked in and he...\" \" Hold on.\" \"It was 8 hours between the shooting and Tom's suicide attempt.\" \"He couldn't have written 34 pages, he wrote 10 pages a day.\" \"He must have started writing days before.\" \" The novel's too real...\" \" I'm sorry to insist, but...\" \" Excuse me, Mr. Michaud, but in a psychotic break, a person's faculties can increase, or speed up...\" \" You don't understand.\" \" Roy wrote the novel afterwards.\" \"It's the only logical possibility.\" \"And logic does not require your consent.\" \" Think whatever you like.\" \"I know Tom, you don't.\" \" Can I keep these?\" \" We may want them back.\" \"Your explanation is highly plausible.\" \"His faculties accelerated because of his psychotic break.\" \"It makes sense, no?\" \"MOSTERT PSYCHIATRIC INSTITUTE\" \"Some colleagues have doubts.\" \"I'd like to convince them.\" \" How can seeing Archambault help?\" \" I want to ask if he knew Roy, and happened to have read his manuscript.\" \"That way, it wouldn't be Roy copying Archambault, but the opposite.\" \" You're not serious, Paul.\" \" No, I know it's implausible, but... just to be sure.\" \" Isn't your theory pretty far-fetched?\" \" So you didn't know him?\" \"By name, like everybody.\" \" Alright, then.\" \"He wrote about what he saw on TV, it's the only explanation.\" \" He saw, but not on TV.\" \" Pardon me?\" \" I still don't know why I did it.\" \"When I stopped my patrol car near those kids,\" \"I hadn't planned a thing.\" \"I felt absolutely fine.\" \"They were cute, all lined up.\" \"I don't know why I got out.\" \"That's when the idea first came.\" \"It was so clear.\" \"\"Kill every one of them.\"\" \"Then I simply took out my gun.\" \"Just as I was about to fire,\" \"I had a doubt, a hesitation.\" \"That's when I saw him there.\" \" You're sure it was him?\" \" He seemed to be looking around, as if he'd come to witness it.\" \"What, I don't know.\" \" After, if you hadn't been stopped, would you have gone to talk to Roy?\" \" I'd have shot myself.\" \" Out of remorse?\" \" What I feel is worse.\" \"What I feel is...\" \"Evil.\" \" What is evil, Mr. Archambault?\" \" After all your years as a psychiatrist, doctor, you still don't know, do you?\" \"Maybe the only way to understand is to do what I did, to have seen it.\" \"(thunder rumbling)\" \"(dring!\" \")\" \" It's Nicole.\" \"He spoke.\" \" Paul, did you hear?\" \" Why'd I come all this way?\" \"Nicole, the Roy file please.\" \" Michaud called, he's coming over.\" \" Send him in to us.\" \" Aren't you excited?\" \" Calm down, Jeanne.\" \" Someone has to let it out.\" \"You're always so composured.\" \" You're so excited, you're making up words. \"Composured!\"\" \" I love you, doctor.\" \" Yes, I know, Carl.\" \" Like to come along?\" \" What do you think?\" \" I figured it'd curiotize you.\" \"Hello, Mr. Roy.\" \"Do you recognize me?\" \" I'm not sure.\" \"Sigmund Freud?\" \" Making jokes is a good sign.\" \"Paul Lacasse, the psychiatrist on your case.\" \"This is Dr. Jeanne Marcoux, my colleague, and also, one of your biggest fans.\" \" Really?\" \" I've read all your books.\" \"I love them, honest.\" \" Your tough luck.\" \" Mr. Roy, do you remember what happened, why you're here?\" \" I'm not dead.\" \" Did you want to die?\" \" Ask questions, is that all you do?\" \" We know what you're going through.\" \"We saw your scrapbook with the newspaper clippings.\" \"You witnessed certain tragedies and because of that you stopped writing.\" \" You think you understand?\" \" Well, tell us.\" \" I'm finished with pencil and paper!\" \" Explain it, if we don't understand.\" \" I don't understand.\" \" Thomas!\" \"I'm ecstatic, just ecstatic!\" \"You okay?\" \" Look, Patrick...\" \" I understand, take your time.\" \"You're back!\" \"You cured him, bravo!\" \" Cured isn't the right word.\" \" I don't care.\" \"For me, he's cured.\" \" How many people died, doctor?\" \" What do you mean?\" \" You know, dammit!\" \"Stop playing around!\" \"How many?\" \" Eleven.\" \" Are you upset?\" \" What a question to ask!\" \" Well, since you used the massacre in your new book, I thought...\" \" That's horseshit!\" \" Why?\" \"Isn't that what happened?\" \" Doctor, not now.\" \" Please!\" \" You saw the killings, then wrote about them.\" \" What?\" \" Mr. Roy, you started your novel after the massacre, right?\" \"After.\" \" Before!\" \"I started two weeks before.\" \" Jeanne, take Mr. Michaud to my office.\" \"I'll be there in a minute.\" \" Did I hear right?\" \"He saw the killings and you didn't tell me?\" \" Not now, okay?\" \" It isn't the first time Roy wrote something that later occurred.\" \"That's why I came.\" \"I remembered while I was reading his scrapbook.\" \"In 1996, for his 30th birthday, his publisher and I threw a party.\" \"He never discusses current work, but we were tipsy.\" \"He was writing about a mother drowning her two kids.\" \"It was on his birthday.\" \"Now, look at this.\" \"MOTHER DROWNS TWO BABIES\" \"It's dated October.\" \" So, he based his writing on the clipping, as usual.\" \" Oh, God!\" \" What?\" \" You're a fan, you get it.\" \" Get what?\" \" Roy's birthday was on September 13.\" \"Which comes before October.\" \" Christ, not more of this.\" \" What?\" \" It was 6 years ago.\" \"How can you be sure it was precisely September 13?\" \" It was his birthday.\" \" You must be confused.\" \"You're confused!\" \" Didn't you hear?\" \" You were drunk, you said so.\" \" Tipsy!\" \" Tipsy or drunk, it affected your memory.\" \" What's your problem?\" \"What are you so scared of?\" \" I've had enough.\" \" So have I.\" \"I'll see Thomas later.\" \" I think he needs to rest.\" \" I think he needs another doctor.\" \"His has a few loose screws.\" \" What's got into you?\" \" Into me?\" \"You want to know?\" \" Yes, what's going on?\" \" I may be a fan, but to me Roy's a patient like any other.\" \"I can accept coincidences, but...\" \"Roy himself said...\" \" Do you know what you're saying?\" \"You believe a man having a psychotic break and his agent, who was drunk that night in 1996!\" \"It makes no sense.\" \" Right.\" \"Roy's crazy, Michaud's crazy, Monette's crazy, and so am I.\" \"Everyone but you.\" \" Jesus!\" \" You're repressing it.\" \" Cut it out.\" \"You're a psychiatrist.\" \"You can't...\" \" I'm not just a psychiatrist.\" \"I'm a human being, with fears and doubts.\" \"But you try to hide your pain behind your certitude.\" \"H\u00e9l\u00e8ne saw that...\" \" Leave her out.\" \" Okay, I'm sorry.\" \"It's just that...\" \"How many coincidences will it take for you to...\" \" Okay, Jeanne.\" \"Stop beating around the bush.\" \"Spit it out, what are you thinking?\" \" I think it's something abnormal.\" \"Something inexplicable.\" \"Something irrational.\" \"There, I said it.\" \"Happy, now?\" \" Hello, doctor.\" \" Hello.\" \"Mrs. H\u00e9neault!\" \"Are you alright?\" \"(screaming)\" \" I see it!\" \"I see it!\" \"I see it!\" \"I see it!\" \"SHE WENT CRAZY\" \"GOUGED OUT HER EYES\" \" Hi Marc, can I see Jeanne?\" \" I don't think so, no.\" \" Look, it's important.\" \" I don't know what you're working on, but she's 8 months pregnant, and stressed as it is.\" \" Marc...\" \" The room's lovely.\" \"You should decorate mine.\" \" Thanks, we like it.\" \"What's up?\" \" I agree, Jeanne.\" \" Agree about what?\" \" Agree we should consider everything.\" \"We should explore every possible avenue.\" \"I agree.\" \" What's behind this sudden change?\" \"Things are tough, huh Paul?\" \" I lost everything.\" \"My illusions, my wife.\" \"And I now realize that I lost it all for nothing, because I shut it all out.\" \"At this point,\" \"I'm tired of running from it.\" \"I'm so exhausted.\" \"Mr. Roy, if you refuse to talk, I can't help you.\" \"You have to trust me.\" \"The nurse told me you had terrible nightmares last night.\" \"You screamed in your sleep.\" \"What were you dreaming about?\" \"What did you see?\" \" He's back.\" \"I knew he'd come back.\" \" Who came back?\" \"Is this him, the man you mean?\" \"Who is he?\" \" I don't know.\" \"A tall, bald priest.\" \"I shouldn't have drawn it!\" \" Were you dreaming of him last night?\" \" He always comes in my dreams.\" \" How often?\" \" When I get an idea for a horrible scene, I start writing...\" \"Sometimes at night I dream.\" \"Always the same dream.\" \"A church.\" \"I go in.\" \"Inside are lots of people, in agony, dying.\" \"I can't see them, but I hear them.\" \"The tall, bald priest's waiting for me, pleased.\" \"He likes my idea, says he'll guide me.\" \" Guide you how?\" \" I don't know.\" \"The next morning, I drive in my car, like I was being guided, controlled by someone else.\" \"I come to the place...\" \" Afterwards what do you do?\" \" I go back and write, inspired by what I've seen, my brain full of images.\" \" So you stopped writing?\" \" It was too much, it had to stop.\" \"But the fucking priest came back.\" \" Who is he?\" \" I don't know!\" \" He sent you to the lady who drowned her kids?\" \"You spied on her?\" \" You know?\" \" We know a lot, we can help you.\" \" No one can help me.\" \" Trust us.\" \" You can't help me!\" \"I've nothing more to say.\" \" They offered $5,000 to act in their film.\" \"I refused, of course.\" \"I wouldn't do it, even for a million.\" \"I'm gonna get a machine gun and mow the fucking bastards down!\" \"They'll see they can't walk all over me!\" \"They'll see!\" \" Dammit!\" \"Hello, doctor.\" \"A priest just asked to see Mr. Roy.\" \"I told him to talk to you, but he left.\" \" Nicole!\" \"(honking)\" \"(honking)\" \"Father!\" \" Don't ever let him out.\" \" You never mentioned your heart condition.\" \" It's just angina.\" \"Jean-Paul gave me some nitro...\" \" Why not sign up for the Olympics?\" \"They could use a good sprinter.\" \" Okay, Mom.\" \"I get the message.\" \" It wasn't the same priest?\" \" He wasn't bald.\" \" Two priests...\" \"What now?\" \" I've an idea.\" \" Thomas isn't my real brother.\" \"My parents adopted him when he was a few weeks old.\" \"At first I was happy to have a brother, but later...\" \" Later?\" \" Later things started to happen.\" \"When he was 17 he published his first short story in the town paper,\" \"about an evil sect that met in a church.\" \"The kind of story where everybody's killed.\" \"When it came out...\" \"Yes?\" \" I'm Father Boudreault from Mont-Mathieu.\" \"Does Thomas Roy live here?\" \" Yes.\" \" The Thomas Roy who published a story?\" \" Yes.\" \" Is he home?\" \" Thomas, it's for you.\" \"They spoke in private, but I could hear.\" \"The priest went into a fit.\" \"He told Thomas never to write again.\" \" I know you made it up, but when did you write it?\" \"Where'd you get the idea?\" \" It was just a dream.\" \"I dreamed of that sect and the priest.\" \" You dreamed of them?\" \" Yeah.\" \"I found the idea interesting.\" \"Well, I'm sorry if my story offended you, Father, sir, but...\" \" How did the priest look?\" \" Well...\" \"He was bald.\" \" If you keep writing, you'll lose your soul.\" \"And not only yours.\" \" I saw the priest leave, get into his car, head down the road.\" \"30 seconds later, I heard the crash.\" \"Thomas sent another story to a well-known magazine.\" \"They published it, he was famous.\" \"You can guess what it was about.\" \"Soon after, he turned 18.\" \"I sold the house.\" \"He moved to Montr\u00e9al.\" \"We haven't spoken since.\" \"You know what?\" \"When I see him on TV, I switch channels.\" \"When I hear one of his novels is a best-seller,\" \"I think of that accident, and his short story.\" \"And I get scared.\" \"I'm scared.\" \" It's your birthday next week.\" \"It would be nice to be out.\" \"Not much fun celebrating in here.\" \"Look, we know there are three priests involved.\" \"The bald one, the one who died, and the one who came to visit last week.\" \" Which priest?\" \" How should I know?\" \" You think I know?\" \"You know more than me.\" \" If you helped us...\" \" Forget it!\" \" What do you think about all day, sitting in silence, doing nothing?\" \"I'm getting ideas for my novels.\" \"You know what that means, Paul.\" \" Why'd you do that?\" \" Because!\" \" Stop it!\" \" Don't look at me with your dead fish eyes!\" \" I'm not a dead fish!\" \"I'm not a dead fish!\" \"It's going inside, doctor.\" \"It's going inside.\" \" So my theories seem less hair-brained now, huh?\" \" You don't publish anything yet.\" \" I'm not that ballsy.\" \" Did you find out anything?\" \" You betcha.\" \"Father Boudreault's from Mont-Mathieu.\" \"That's a 5-hour drive.\" \"Your average village, 2,000 inhabitants.\" \"Its newspaper has no library.\" \"I tried the next big town.\" \"Know how long I stayed there?\" \"Two days.\" \" Your devotion is very touching.\" \" Thank you.\" \"But a lot has happened in that little village.\" \"Look...\" \"Here's our first article, dating from 1966.\" \"The priest's name is Father Pivot.\" \"Ring a bell?\" \" A bald priest.\" \" A fellow priest reported him missing, your Father Boudreault.\" \"So, Father Pivot goes missing in 1966.\" \"Does 1966 ring a bell?\" \" Roy's year of birth.\" \" Exactly, let's move on.\" \"A few months later, 20 people are reported missing, from the village and countryside.\" \"Their bodies were found in November.\" \" How'd they die?\" \" Hard to say.\" \"Most had been mutilated.\" \"One killer or several?\" \"No one knows.\" \"A total mystery.\" \"Plus, there were no links between the victims.\" \"So, after a few months, the case was shelved.\" \"I vaguely remember.\" \" Impressed?\" \" All those disappearances and murders and deaths...\" \"All those priests!\" \"What's the link, the connection to Roy?\" \" There was a third priest with Boudreault, he's still alive.\" \"Father Lemay.\" \"I was going to visit, but...\" \"I was seeing you.\" \" It's him!\" \"The priest I saw.\" \" Remember, you keep me informed.\" \"We're a team now.\" \" I knew it was only a matter of time.\" \"You can run from everything except time.\" \"Come along.\" \"Would you like anything?\" \" No, thank you.\" \" You can leave us, Gervaise.\" \"What do you know about Thomas Roy?\" \" It's like, the things he writes actually happen.\" \"It sounds crazy, I know, but...\" \"He often dreams about your old colleague, Father Pivot.\" \" God in Heaven!\" \" Explain what's going on.\" \" Do you think I know the answer?\" \" You know more than me.\" \" The situation is ironic, isn't it?\" \"Two institutions, science and religion, that claim to possess the truth.\" \"Here they are, face to face, and neither has a clear answer.\" \" Look, Father, I just drove 5 hours to get that answer.\" \"For a month I've been treating a brick wall, racking my soul.\" \"This damn case has me questioning my entire life.\" \"Don't tell me you know nothing.\" \" In 1964,\" \"I'd just left the seminary.\" \"I wanted to do a vast study of religious practises in small villages.\" \"I thought of Mont-Mathieu.\" \" An interesting subject, I admit.\" \"But, we already have two priests here.\" \"Plus Gervaise.\" \"What do you say, Henri?\" \" Our devout parishioners would make perfect subjects for our friend.\" \" Well...\" \"Goodness.\" \"Welcome to Mont-Mathieu.\" \" I soon got to know my new family.\" \"Father Boudreault and Abb\u00e9 Pivot, two men who were quite different.\" \" The Bouchards missed Mass again.\" \" Go easy on them, you know how hard they work.\" \"They scarcely sleep.\" \" I won't let the wicked contaminate my parish.\" \" Wicked, that's a bit harsh.\" \" No, you're too lenient on your flock, as I've said before.\" \" Their sense of religion is different from yours.\" \" That's the problem.\" \"You, Andr\u00e9, what's your view?\" \" I don't know.\" \"But given your haste to damn your flock,\" \"Hell will soon be full.\" \" Sure, gang up on me two to one.\" \" We shared a very pleasant life.\" \"The months went by, with nothing to disturb our daily routine...\" \"Then, in the fall of 1965,\" \"a tragic event took place.\" \"Abb\u00e9 Pivot's sister was in a terrible car accident.\" \"Trapped, she screamed for hours, before they could get her out.\" \"Abb\u00e9 Pivot cared about Audrey more than anything on earth.\" \"He loved her more than his life.\" \"We'd never seen him in such a state.\" \" Don't die, Audrey.\" \"Can you hear me?\" \"I order you not to die!\" \"By the power God has invested in me\" \"I exhort your soul to stay on earth among the living.\" \"By the power of God I exhort your soul to stay among the living.\" \" Henri...\" \" Today, 36 years later,\" \"I've come to realize that's when it started.\" \"Back then we couldn't know.\" \" It's all absurd.\" \"Why sacrifice ourselves if our sole reward is suffering?\" \"What's the use of spreading the light, if all we reap is darkness?\" \"I believed in the power of Good...\" \"What power?\" \"Where is it?\" \"Where?\" \" Your revolt merely fuels your anger, Henri.\" \"It's destructive.\" \" He's right.\" \"Be careful, you're verging on blasphemy.\" \"Perhaps power lies elsewhere.\" \" Enough, you go too far!\" \" Two months went by before he returned to his old self.\" \"But, he was... different.\" \" Different, how?\" \" I couldn't say.\" \"Then, one evening in July, we found out.\" \"Father Boudreault and I came back early from parish business.\" \" The power of Evil!\" \" Did you hear that, Andr\u00e9?\" \" The power of Evil!\" \"The power of Evil!\" \"The power of Evil!\" \"The power of Evil!\" \" Henri?\" \" Boudreault called Pivot the disgrace of Christendom.\" \"He'd committed the vilest blasphemy.\" \"He didn't recognize Pivot.\" \"He said he couldn't understand him.\" \" Fiend of Satan!\" \" It's not the Devil we seek.\" \"It's Evil.\" \"Evil, in its purest and most absolute form.\" \"I was naive to believe in Good.\" \"Goodness is for the weak.\" \"Real power lies in Evil.\" \" Evil?\" \" Yes.\" \"He said that he and his disciples had almost attained it.\" \"They were close to their goal.\" \" Didn't you inform the police?\" \" Officially, we declared that he had simply disappeared.\" \"The police believed us.\" \"So did the archdiocese.\" \"We assumed he'd left the country.\" \"We started breathing easier.\" \"But after two months...\" \" He came back?\" \" In the night of September 12 to 13, around 2 a.\" \"M... (screaming)\" \"(screaming)\" \"What they were doing was far more horrible than before.\" \"That much was clear.\" \"Then, all of a sudden, it grew silent again.\" \"For the first time I realized, we should never have let Abb\u00e9 Pivot leave.\" \" What did you see?\" \" My God, forgive us!\" \"They were dead.\" \" Who were?\" \" Abb\u00e9 Pivot's disciples, sprawled among the pews, 20 of them, like last time, but now they were all dead.\" \" How did they die?\" \" Disembowelled, mutilated, hacked to pieces.\" \"Blood everywhere.\" \"They'd killed each other with their bare hands, like beasts.\" \"Father Boudreault and I waded through the gore, as if hypnotized,\" \"unable to speak.\" \"One or two were taking their last breaths.\" \"It was then I noticed a woman lying spread on the altar, a pregnant woman, dead.\" \"Pivot had cut her baby out of her.\" \"He pressed his lips against the baby's,\" \"as if he was kissing him, or...\" \" What have you done?\" \"Confess your crimes, you monster!\" \"Implore the Lord's forgiveness, this instant!\" \" I did it!\" \"I did it!\" \" Be damned!\" \"May your soul burn in Hell forever!\" \"Do you hear me, for all eternity!\" \" Are you mad?\" \"What will happen if the police find out?\" \"We'll be labelled satanic.\" \"The church will empty, it'll be over.\" \" But this time they're dead.\" \" Exactly, how can the police help?\" \"The evil's been done.\" \" You've gone crazy.\" \" Andr\u00e9, for 15 years I've served this parish as a model of devotion.\" \"There's no way I'll have people thinking of me as the priest who failed in his duty.\" \"God would want us to save His parish, not destroy it.\" \" All night long we buried them in the woods outside the village.\" \"Father Boudreault led the operation.\" \"I was like a zombie, in a trance.\" \"I just wanted it to be over, for the horror to end.\" \" Everything's going to be fine.\" \"Mass is in an hour.\" \" The baby was Thomas Roy.\" \" He would become Thomas Roy.\" \"For now he was an orphan, his mother the disciple dead, his father unknown.\" \"Later Father Boudreault took him to the orphanage in Quebec City.\" \"He told them he'd found the child abandoned on the church steps that morning.\" \" It's really over now.\" \"Everything's back to normal.\" \" I finished my research, became a curate here.\" \"I assisted Father Boudreault.\" \"Everything went so well, I convinced myself we'd done the right thing.\" \" You two never discussed it again?\" \" No, never.\" \"But... in 1983... the terror struck again.\" \" Who wrote this?\" \" A local boy, Thomas Roy.\" \"It's him.\" \" It can't be.\" \" Read the note.\" \"The author's 17, the age fits.\" \"Plus, there's the sect and... the bald priest, the slaughter in the church...\" \"I can't see...\" \"Who else could have written it?\" \" He can't remember, he was a baby.\" \" I can't explain it either.\" \" Where are you going?\" \" He lives 15 miles away.\" \" What will you say?\" \" I have to see him.\" \"Don't you see what's happening?\" \" Romuald, wait!\" \" That was the last time I saw him alive.\" \"When Father Boudreault died,\" \"I realized that what had happened on September 13, 1966, was worse than a mere massacre.\" \"That night, Abb\u00e9 Pivot had found Evil.\" \" Come on, it makes no sense.\" \"He summoned up the Devil?\" \" Not the Devil.\" \"I'm talking about Evil.\" \"Pivot was right.\" \"Evil bestows great power.\" \" You think Roy uses that power?\" \" Pivot's soul came into contact with Evil.\" \"He pressed his lips on the baby's.\" \"And that baby became a famous horror writer, whose ideas become...\" \"I don't know.\" \"Men can but glimpse truth.\" \"The whole truth would be unbearable.\" \"It would probably drive us mad.\" \"Gervaise will see you out.\" \" But you can't...\" \" Yes I can.\" \"It'll be 36 years tomorrow that it happened.\" \"I never spoke of it before.\" \" 36 years tomorrow?\" \" September 13, Mr. Lacasse.\" \"What's more, it's also the date of birth of Abb\u00e9 Pivot.\" \"That night, was his 36th birthday.\" \" What will you do now?\" \" Await damnation.\" \" Will you be at work tomorrow?\" \" Yes, why?\" \" 36 years ago tomorrow\" \"Abb\u00e9 Pivot pressed his lips on Roy's.\" \"If I were you, I'd make sure I was there.\" \"Is my room ready?\" \"Good night, Gervaise.\" \" Will you be at work tomorrow?\" \"36 years ago tomorrow...\" \"(crashing)\" \" Jeanne!\" \"(ringing)\" \"Marc, I need to speak to Jeanne!\" \" Paul?\" \"How?\" \" I know, it's important.\" \" She's sleeping.\" \"This Roy business has gone too far.\" \"Stop calling!\" \" Marc, please.\" \" Give it to me.\" \" Put her on.\" \"Don't go to the hospital.\" \" What?\" \" Don't go in tomorrow.\" \" You must be kidding.\" \" Listen, I can't explain now.\" \"I'm probably off my rocker, but...\" \" What is it?\" \" I'll explain.\" \"In the name of our friendship, don't go.\" \" Okay, Paul.\" \"I won't.\" \" Thank you.\" \"I'll call when I get there.\" \" Ste Croix Psychiatric Department.\" \"Please leave...\" \"Ste Croix Psychiatry.\" \" Nicole, it's Dr. Lacasse.\" \"I know it sounds crazy, but is everything alright?\" \" In fact, no.\" \"Sorry, I have to go.\" \"All hell's broken loose.\" \"What?\" \" Nicole, I'm on my way.\" \" Fuck off, a lot of help you'd be.\" \"We don't need you, Dr. Marcoux's coming.\" \"Jeanne?\" \"(screaming)\" \"(siren wailing)\" \"(siren wailing)\" \" You can't go!\" \" I'm Dr. Lacasse, I work in Psychiatry.\" \" We sent a dozen men in half an hour ago, nobody answers.\" \" Jeanne!\" \" Simon, what the fuck's going on?\" \" Too late!\" \"(screaming)\" \" It went inside, doctor.\" \"It went inside.\" \"There...\" \" Jeanne!\" \"Thomas, don't.\" \"For God's sake, don't!\" \" I warned you, you didn't listen!\" \"Stop!\" \"You should've listened.\" \" Thomas!\" \"Thomas!\" \"Open the door!\" \"Jeanne!\" \"Don't move!\" \" A woman's being murdered!\" \"Hurry!\" \" Stand aside!\" \" Put down the baby, you fuck!\" \" Don't do it, Thomas.\" \"Stop him!\" \"Stop him!\" \"Stop him!\" \"Talk to me, Jeanne.\" \"Don't worry, we'll save you.\" \"Talk to me!\" \"Paul!\" \" I saw it!\" \"I saw it!\" \" Dr. Lacasse?\" \"Dr. Lacasse?\" \"What's wrong?\" \"What's going on?\" \"Is it about Roy?\" \"Is he dead?\" \" It's a year now since the Ste Croix tragedy, a bloodbath in which 38 people murdered each other in an outburst of insane violence.\" \"This affair is back in the news because of a new book, The Roy Case.\" \"Published 10 days ago, and written by Charles Monette, it's already a best-seller, with numerous translations underway.\" \"The controversial book advances shocking hypotheses about both Roy's death and the hospital tragedy during which the novelist lost his life.\" \" I think the whole truth would be unbearable.\" \" Is what happened to Jeanne bearable?\" \" You hate me.\" \"I understand.\" \" Let's just say,\" \"I'd rather not see you.\" \" I understand that too.\" \"I just came here to tell you\" \"that I'm sorry... and that...\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"(ringing)\" \" Can you watch Antoine?\" \" Yes, I'll watch him.\" \"I'll watch you.\" \"You can be sure.\" \"I won't let you out of my sight.\" \"Ever.\" \"DVD Captioning by:\" \"CNST, Montreal\""} +{"text": "\"Same old daily potpourri\" \"Mr. Powel wants to see that foreign stuff as soon as it comes in\" \"Don't declare war!\" \"According to high official it's believed absolutely no chance of war\" \"Ah, foreign correspondents!\" \"I could get more news out of Europe looking in a crystal ball\" \"Stopings' cable has something interesting\" \"Stopins makes me sick, they all make me sick\" \"Europe is about to blow up, and all I can get from my foreign staff is a guessing game\" \"I want some facts Mr. Bradley.\" \"For instance?\" \"Any kind of facts.\" \"There must be something going on in\" \"Europe besides a nervous brake down\" \"Why don't you try to send me?\" \"You've read a book on economics or something\" \"\"The Twilight of Feudalism\"\" \"Yes, it was very well received\" \" Not by me!\" \"I don't want any more economist\" \"Sayers or articles vomiting over our cable\" \"I want a reporter!\" \"Someone who doesn't know the difference between an issue and a kangaroo\" \"A good honest crime reporter that's what the Globe needs.\" \"That's what Europe needs.\" \"There's a crime hatching that continent\" \"Wait a minute I have something in mind\" \"Who was that fellow who run on the payroll robbery last week?\" \"You mean Jonny Jones?\" \"He beat up a policeman, didn't he in the line of duty?\" \"Yes, they're all taking about firing him\" \"Beat up a policeman!\" \"Sounds ideal for Europe.\" \"Send Mr. Jones up here right away.\" \"Mr. Powel wants to see you Mr. Jones\" \"Does he?\" \"You should come to his office right away\" \"What about?\" \"I'm not his confident\" \"You tell him to save his breathe I resign\" \"I'm supposed to bring you there\" \"Okay When I open this.\" \"Where is Mr. Jones?\" \"I told you to send him right up here\" \"Are you Mr. Jones?\" \"Yes\" \"Sit down, please\" \"Do you mind a personal question?\" \"No\" \"Are you married?\" \"No luck!\" \"Single man!\" \"Ever been in Europe?\" \"No.\" \"What's your opinion of the present European crisis?\" \"What crisis?\" \"I'm referring to the intending war Mr. Jones\" \"Oh, that!\" \"To tell you the truth I haven't giving it much thought\" \"You don't keep up with our foreign news, do you?\" \"Listen Mr..\" \"Powel, if you're going to fire me you can skip the intelligence test.\" \"It's perfectly okay with me, I can find a job on any Newspaper in town within an hour.\" \"So long\" \"Wait a minute,\" \"Nobody fired you\" \"How would you like to cover the biggest story in the world today?\" \"Give me an expense account and I'll cover anything\" \"I'll give you an expense account\" \"What's the story?\" \"Europe.\" \"I'm afraid I'm not exactly acquainted but I can do some reading up\" \"No reading up I like you just as you are, Mr. Jones\" \"What Europe needs is a fresh and a new mind\" \"A foreign correspondent, ah?\" \"No, a reporter I don't want correspondence\" \"I want news\" \"Do you think you can get some news in Europe?\" \"I'll be very happy to try sir\" \"This is what I mean...\" \"Mr. Van Meer when questioned by our article writer Mr. Stopings refused to open his mouth\" \"1200 word cable to tell us that the great Van Meer had nothing to say You know what that kind of stuff is doing?\" \"It's driving our readers crazy\" \"Who's Van Meer?\" \"The king of the European situation today\" \"If Van Meer stays at the head of his country's affairs for the next three months it may mean peace in Europe\" \"If we knew what he was thinking we would know where Europe stands\" \"German?\" \"No, Holland's' strong man.\" \"One of the two signers of the Dutch treaty with Belgium\" \"This is your first assignment;\" \"I want you to talk to him, find out what's in that treaty and what he thinks it's going to happen\" \"Facts!\" \"Van Meer, ah?\" \"Right\" \"Anybody else?\" \"What about Hitler?\" \"Wouldn't it be a good idea to pump him?\" \"He must have something on his mind\" \"Yes?\" \"Mr. Stephen Fischer is here to see you, Mr. Powel.\" \"Tell him to come in\" \"Did you ever heard of Stephen Fisher?\" \"No, I'm afraid I don't know who he might be\" \"You'll know from now on\" \"He's the head of the Universal Peace Party and very close to Van Meer they're both working to prevent war\" \"How do you do, Mr. Fischer?\" \"How do you do?\" \"Nice of you to come over.\" \"Sit down\" \"Thank you\" \"Sr. Jones, our new foreign correspondent.\" \"How do you do, Mr. Jones.\" \"Jones, I don't like that name It's going to handicap you young man\" \"Wait a moment.\" \"I have some short of a name here\" \"Yes, Haverstock.\" \"Huntley Haverstock.\" \"It sounds a little more important, Don't you think, Mr. Fischer?\" \"Yes, it's perfect\" \"It sounds better than Richard Harley Davis\" \"What's wrong with that?\" \"We can't use that That's the name of one of our greater war correspondents forty years ago\" \"Well, you don't mind being Huntley Haverstock, do you?\" \"Any mane sir\" \"It's very exciting to be at the Christening of a new correspondent\" \"Shouldn't we brake a bottle of Champagne over it?\" \"You should break one over my head and see if I'm still awake\" \"Huntley Haverstock!\" \"Sr. Haverstock, you better get started You have a lot to do\" \"Passport, photos, visas\" \"Expenses\" \"I'll send a note to the cashier\" \"I hope you brought some of your articles over?\" \"I brought three of them\" \"See you in London\" \"Yes, of course\" \"Thank you Mr. Powel, for everything ... Huntley Haverstock.\" \"What do you think of this mother?\" \"How does it look?\" \"Don't wear it like that over your eye it makes you look like a gangster.\" \"Mother, you always say boys wear the hat over one eye!\" \"Let him wear it the way it is!\" \"You'll have to wear a tall hat when you get to London\" \"They call them poppers over there.\" \"Toppers, uncle!\" \"Bobby, put it in the box for uncle John, will you?\" \"Let me try it on.\" \"Now he's a regular war correspondent\" \"Without a war\" \"I'm afraid he'll find his war over there\" \"They're just a bunch of boastful over there\" \"I hope so!\" \"Well mother, how do you like how we decorated our first place?\" \"I would tell you how to hang up the curtains and I would move that sofa\" \"It's too bad you don't have a fireplace\" \"If you suggest it to the captain I think he would put one\" \"All aboard!\" \"All aboard!\" \"Come on, mother\" \"Good luck, John!\" \"Good bye\" \"Thank you\" \"Bye\" \"You're John, aren't you?\" \"My name's Stopins, the man from the Globe\" \"Yes, Mr. Powel told me you would be here.\" \"How nice of you to come\" \"That reminds me I lost mine on the way over\" \"I can say your other name too That's Huntley Hav...\" \"Well I could say it yesterday but I had a tough night with the boys\" \"I'll stick with Jones if you don't mind\" \"Jones is great with me\" \"Let's get out of here This crowd makes me nervous\" \"I don't feel good this morning\" \"I understand Take it easy Mr. Stopins.\" \"Boy, bring those bags and don't bang them into my knees\" \"Yes sir\" \"What about a drink after a long train ride?\" \"It sounds like a great idea\" \"You might not believe it but I've been here 25 years 25 years working for the Globe and they haven't caught me yet\" \"How do you manage that?\" \"All I do is cable them back the Government hand outs and sign them as the London correspondent\" \"What's yours?\" \"Scotch with soda, please\" \"Miss!\" \"Miss, please!\" \"Scotch with soda and a glass of milk.\" \"A glass of milk?\" \"Yes, I'm on the wagon.\" \"I went to the doctor to see about these bumps I got and he said it was the wagon for a month\" \"I can't afford to be sick\" \"If I'd known you were on the wagon I could've gotten away without this but as long as it's here, good luck!\" \"Good?\" \"Just like any other scotch with soda.\" \"That's what I thought\" \"It doesn't taste the way it did when I was a baby, this has poison in it\" \"Talking about poison, I've some pills I have to take\" \"Here're some cables that have been coming over from New York.\" \"They love to cable from New York, it makes them think that you work for them\" \"An invitation for that lunch with that Dutch Van Meer tomorrow.\" \"That's given by the Universal Pease Party, that's Fischer's organization, isn't it?\" \"I don't know, I don't follow those things very much\" \"New York wants it, I send it that's the secret of being a correspondent\" \"I've been doing it for 25 years, 25 years and end up drinking milk\" \"\"Absolutely necessary you attend Van Meer luncheon, awaiting interview\"\" \"Good morning, how is that wagon?\" \"Look at that\" \"I'm on my way to the Van Meer luncheon\" \"I have a lunch here with the old man Clark, from the International press\" \"You're here my darling, I didn't know either to meet you at the hall or...\" \"Good bye Stopins.\" \"Bye Miss...\" \"Clark\" \"Who's he calling Clark?\" \"He has a nerve!\" \"He's some American reporter\" \"Good morning, Mr. Van Meer.\" \"I beg your pardon You're Mr. Van Meer, aren't you?\" \"That's my name\" \"My name is Haverstock.\" \"You don't know me, I'm American\" \"I just happen to be on my way to your luncheon\" \"Ah, then, perhaps...\" \"That's very kind of you but...\" \"Come in, it's all for a good cause To the Savoy Hotel\" \"This is very kind of you Mr. Van Meer\" \"It's my pleasure my boy I don't like riding alone\" \"I think too much when I ride alone\" \"Yes, exactly.\" \"The Polish situation and the Dutch treaty with the\" \"Belgium's must be on your mind a lot these days\" \"What do you think that England would do in case the Nazis...\" \" England is so beautiful, it's nice to see London in the sunshine\" \"There is always something, rain or fog\" \"I know it's August and it's pretty good for me but, would you mind telling me how you feel about Mr. Fisher and his Peace Organization?\" \"Oh, you know Mr. Fisher?\" \"A very fine man, a good man I wish there were more like him now\" \"So you think there's not too much hope for peace, I mean that you don't think that one little peace organization can make much head way against the European War panic\" \"I would like to think so\" \"Oh, look at those birds!\" \"No matter how big the City gets there must always be parks and places for the birds to leave\" \"I was walking through the park this morning and I saw several people feeding the birds\" \"It's a good sing at a time like this, don't you think?\" \"Yes, but I do believe that right now birds are the least of our problems\" \"Your country for instance, what it might be his attitude for this\" \"Oh look, we're at the Savoy\" \"How much?\" \"A shilling\" \"By the way, what Newspaper do you represent?\" \"AS a matter of fact, Mr. Van Meer I'm not exactly a reporter but\" \"I was trying to get you to talk but not about birds\" \"I gather that and what was it that you were trying to get me to tell you?\" \"I was trying to find out what you know about a general war\" \"My boy, I feel very old and sad and hopeless\" \"It haven't had anything...\" \"News from Poland are alarming\" \"Nobody wants a war\" \"We don't have to have it, do we?\" \"Ms. Fisher, often circumstances over which we have no control...\" \"Those very convenient circumstances it always seems odd that they always\" \"Bring up war.\" \"You never hear of circumstances over which we have no control rushing us into peace do you?\" \"My daughter is very impulsive Let's go carol.\" \"We have to meet other people.\" \"Excuse us\" \"Good for you!\" \"How boring!\" \"They're important people\" \"How do you do!\" \"How would you like to be fishing now in Ireland, we haven't had been sailing or fishing together in months\" \"We haven't played cards\" \"Do you miss it?\" \"Talking of fish, There it is the Admiral, do your job\" \"The journalist who became Haverstock did you have a good trip?\" \"Very good\" \"I prefer Richard Harley Davis.\" \"So do I, anything except...\" \"Hello!\" \"I want you to meet Mrs..\" \"Haverdy, Mr. Haverstock, special correspondent of the New York Globe\" \"A foreign correspondent\" \"I cross my heart\" \"You look like such a sweet dear boy you don't seem like the others\" \"But I'm sure you're lovely\" \"I want you to meet a friend of mine Monty Rotingham, he's at the\" \"Embassy of istanbul\" \"Do help me with that gentleman but I can't understand him at all\" \"I'm sure you speak languages\" \"I have no idea who he is but everybody here is international\" \"This is Mr. Havers... .. tock.\" \"No English?\" \"Try German What else do you know?\" \"Well... gipsy\" \"Gipsy?\" \"Thank you This will do it\" \"No thank you\" \"Now we are getting somewhere the universal language\" \"Dear Maharajah!\" \"Well, they come in pairs\" \"If you speak English, will you give me a hand?\" \"What's he talking?\" \"Lithuanian\" \"No kidding\" \"I didn't know the had a language I thought they rubbed noses\" \"You mean you actually speak Lithuanian?\" \"Just enough to get about\" \"What is enough to get about?\" \"I don't think you would have any trouble\" \"It's a comfort to know that when I go\" \"You think you may have a chance to go?\" \"You can never tell in my job\" \"I supposed you guessed I'm a foreign correspondent\" \"Are you?\" \"That's nice\" \"I see you're talking notes, are you covering this affair too?\" \"I short of work here\" \"Oh, publicity!\" \"You're just the one I'm looking for\" \"We have to go in a secret conference right away\" \"Me?\" \"Excuse me\" \"I beg your pardon but I have a friend who's particularly interested in the origins of the quilt\" \"I wonder if you'd be interested in talking to him.\" \"He's a lovely fellow\" \"It's an amazing story, you know?\" \"The Greeks in the early times used to wear a quilt\" \"What is this particular conference all about?\" \"It's not secret as far as I'm concerned but since you're handling the publicity you might give me a line on what's all about in this peace treaty and understanding\" \"What is that you'll like to know?\" \"In the first place, is this Mr. Fisher entirely on the level?\" \"Very much so\" \"He seems like a very nice guy\" \"He's, I assure you\" \"What is it that makes him or you think that an organization like this made out of well meaning amateurs back up against those tough military boys of Europe?\" \"If the well meaning amateur will go to fight when the war comes...\" \"Lunch is served!\" \"Oh please don't go yet You don't want any of those...\" \"But I'm sorry I must go\" \"Then sit at the press table with me\" \"Nobody ever listens to the speeches at the press table\" \"So we can talk, after all you don't even know my name yet\" \"Is it necessary?\" \"It is to me\" \"Don't mind it if you hear Huntley Haverstock, because it's really Jones\" \"What's yours?\" \"Mine it's really Smith\" \"Don't mind it if you hear anything else\" \"Waiter!\" \"Sir, that same young lady try Again\" \"I took 13 notes.\" \"She won't accept them any more\" \"My Lords\" \"Ladies and Gentlemen Play silence for your\" \"Chairman, Mr. Steven Fisher\" \"Ladies and Gentlemen I have an announcement to make which I'm sure it will be a great disappointment to us all\" \"I had just received this telegram from Mr. Van Meer, who was our guest of honour today\" \"\"I deeply regret to go away suddenly due to unforeseen circumstances and I will be unable to attend your meeting as planned\" \"I am with you and your work with all my heart, I wouldn't had said more had I been there\" \"Although this removes one of our star attractions of the luncheon this will allow us more time to tell you from the inside what this means and why we're here and I can't think of anybody more competent to do this than the\" \"speaker I'm about to introduce.\" \"I just trust you won't think this is a family affair when I refer to my daughter\" \"Miss.\" \"carol Fischer\" \"Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen.\" \"Please silence for Miss carol Fisher\" \"Ladies and Gentlemen I trust you'll forgive a father's exuberance\" \"You don't think of any way that I've been put forward as a substitute for\" \"Mr. Van Meer.\" \"No one can take his place\" \"But I can do possible to clear a few misapprehensions that seem to have prepped into the public of this movement and revive some of the epithets that have been applied to us by some who don't go as deeply\" \"into the matter as they might, for example...\" \" A woman speech is better than man speech\" \"I've been referred today as a group of well meaning amateurs\" \"Now, I'm sure that some of you here today think of us as such\" \"But I would like to ask to anyone who has called us well meaning amateurs to stand up by his chair and tell me just why we're any less reliable than a professional at a moment like this but I won't take the time.\" \"I think the world is been ruled by the well meaning professionals.\" \"We might give the amateurs the chance now\" \"But what I really want to is to give you a very brief idea of just how far reaching our amateur plans are\" \"Use your notes\" \"Thank you\" \"That's why we ask for your support professional or amateur\" \"What I'm here to say is that...\" \"we should both... both of us\" \"Tell him to wait for me!\" \"Hello Mr. Fisher, how are you?\" \"Mr. Haverstock, when did you get here?\" \"Just now, I got a cable from Mr. Powel The Conference is my assignment\" \"Ironic, a peace Conference under the shadow of war\" \"Do you mean war is really coming?\" \"They won't tell us but there's hope I'm going back to London today\" \"You're going back to London?\" \"But I just got here, I mean the Conference is just beginning\" \"Now the work for peace is in London not in Amsterdam\" \"Are you taking your whole staff to London, even your...?\" \"Oh no, I'll leave somebody here you'll be in good hands\" \"Here she is\" \"Ms. Haverdy, Mr. Haverstock.\" \"Yes we met at the luncheon Do you remember Mr. Presley?\" \"He's lovely but I still can't understand him\" \"Dr. Wiliamson, Mr. Haverstock from The New York's Globe\" \"He's a little unfamiliar with Amsterdam\" \"Will you be so good as taking him under your way?\" \"With Ms. Haverdy you could make sure to finish all the cheeses in Holland\" \"And now if you'll excuse me I'm going to see whose sit\" \"I'll take on the plane to London No tricks\" \"Tricks?\" \"You're first visit to Amsterdam?\" \"Yes\" \"Well the we must take you to Rembrandt's house\" \"Let's go over the agenda, conference with Mr. Haverstock.\" \"If you'll excuse me I think I see a friend\" \"Mr. Van Meer...\" \"How are you?\" \"Somehow we seem to have lost each other yesterday\" \"I was sorry you had to go away\" \"But don't you remember me?\" \"We shared a cab together on our way to the luncheon\" \"Excuse me\" \"May I have your picture Mr. Van Meer?\" \".\" \"Thank you.\" \"There he goes!\" \"Let me go!\" \"Follow that car quickly\" \"Oh, you better get out of here this may be dangerous\" \"Don't say that\" \"What happened?\" \"Who was shot?\" \"Mr. Van Meer, has been assassinated\" \"Dead?\" \"That's what it looks like\" \"Not good\" \"It couldn't be worse from his point of view\" \"Would you mind moving your knees out of the way?\" \"You better hop in the back\" \"All right\" \"Safety windshield, I'd like to know the brand\" \"Is he a good chofer?\" \"Yes he is\" \"Did you know each other?\" \"Oh, I forgot Scott ffolliott, from the London Post.\" \"Mr. Haverstock, Mr. ffolliott.\" \"With double \"f\".\" \"How do you do?\" \"How do you do?\" \"I don't get the double \"f\"?\" \"At the beginning and both small \"fs\"\" \"It can't be at the beginning!\" \"One of my ancestors had his head chopped off and his wife dropped the capital letter to commemorate the occasion\" \"How do you say it?\" \"I say fo and that's it.\" \"It's not raining, the sun coming out\" \"It's the most amazing disappearing trick I've ever seen\" \"You don't suppose they got that high do you?\" \"Vanished!\" \"Well, take a look at it yourself\" \"Look, tell him your name, tell him about the two small \"fs\"\" \"That would be too much for him\" \"This isn't catching any assassins\" \"We should've kept one of those policeman to play bridge\" \"I guess you're right\" \"I bet two to one on the hat\" \"Look at those sails on the wind mill\" \"You'll get used to them when you've been in Holland longer\" \"I could've sworn they were against the wind just now\" \"Why don't you lay down and cool off?\" \"I'll cool off but first I want you to do me a favour\" \"I want you to get me the police back\" \"The police Again!\" \"We don't want the police, I decided not to prosecute\" \"No, no, Scott.\" \"You get the police because our man is in There\" \"In that mill\" \"But, why do you think so?\" \"Look, a lot of things can happen while I explain\" \"Could you take my word for it?\" \"I would go myself if I spoke the language\" \"And what are you going to do?\" \"I'm going to do a little bit of snooping\" \"This is serious, come on\" \"All right you'll have your police\" \"It's a signal for that plane to land\" \"Come in, come in\" \"and close the door\" \"Mr. Van Meer, it's impossible\" \"They gave me drugs, you know?\" \"I don't know exactly what\" \"But I saw you just now outside the conference\" \"They gave it to me and then they moved me from...\" \"I can't speak it now\" \"The man I saw shot was a dead image\" \"The man you saw shot wasn't me it was a substitute\" \"But why?\" \"They want to make them think that I have been assassinated and that I'm in their hands\" \"Where they?\" \"I can't explain it\" \"I can hardly think\" \"All that I can tell you is that they are going to take me away by plane\" \"like a bird\" \"There're always places in the city where birds come to get crumbs\" \"A pen, quick\" \"Old mill, up the road, look\" \"Man, old mill, understand?\" \"Does anyone here speak English?\" \"We speak English in school\" \"I know why you've been holding it on me\" \"Look, tell this two policemen to come with me\" \"Very important big old prisoner\" \"Old mill, tell them to follow me\" \"yes!\" \"That's what I've been trying to tell you\" \"They're gone\" \"They killed him\" \"But he isn't...\" \"who are you?\" \"Where are the others?\" \"Ask him where the others have gone\" \"He said he doesn't know what you're talking about\" \"He's been asleep here the whole day\" \"He's lying.\" \"I've talked to Van Meer in this very same room\" \"Well, there's something I can show you.\" \"The assassin's car\" \"Rather unique\" \"I don't care what you say that car was There\" \"There's something fishy around here\" \"There's something going on here\" \"I'll find out, whatever it takes\" \"Nothing will stop me, understand?\" \"I'll prove it wasn't Van Meer the man that was assassinate\" \"All right, come in\" \"Who is it?\" \"What are you a house detective?\" \"In fact we asked at the desk\" \"Policemen eh?\" \"don't tell me you're here to apologize about the windmill\" \"We simply want you to come with us and tell everything to the chief\" \"Does this police chief speak English?\" \"because I'm a very busy man\" \"It will take no more than half an hour, we all speak English\" \"That's marvellous, that's more, I would say than my country\" \"I have to make a pone call to a young lady\" \"I'll call later Doesn't answer\" \"Look I'm a very good shaver would you excuse me just a minute while I jump in and out of the tub and get myself a quick shave\" \"Just look at some magazines There I'll be right back\" \"You couldn't Bring the police chief here, could you?\" \"Not, I'm afraid not\" \"No, I thought not\" \"It's not necessary of you to come\" \"You'll find it on my desk\" \"Well, we meet again\" \"So it seems\" \"Quite a lot has happened since I last saw you\" \"So I see\" \"I had quite a chase after that guy right outside Amsterdam\" \"It's quite a country, with the windmills and the tulips\" \"Did you find everything you...\" \" We were just talking about the tulips, don't seem to be any\" \"I think I should be going now Thank you\" \"Do you must be going now?\" \"Yes, I must be going now, really\" \"Good bye\" \"Well, you've made quite a day, haven't you?\" \"You made a fool out of me in front of the local police broke into my bedroom and disgrace me in front of a very important friend of my fathers\" \"What do you plan for me now?\" \"I'll tell you if you will\" \"You could at least have your clothes on\" \"This is some serious business I got to talk to you\" \"I've seen your business before what were you doing in my bedroom?\" \"I'm escaping\" \"Escaping, escaping from what?\" \"From a couple of fellows in my room that are about to kill me\" \"Who were they?\" \"Two gentlemen disguised as policemen waiting to take me for a ride\" \"Don't you think you've been talking through your head long enough\" \"I'm not talking through my head the organization isn't clean\" \"I know Van Meer is alive, that's the reason why they want to kill me\" \"I can think about that!\" \"You have to help me, not for me but this is the biggest story in Europe\" \"Your talisman is so out of place in Europe as you are in this bedroom\" \"Get over There!\" \"You see what you're doing don't you?\" \"This is going straight back to to London and will be coming back in gossip by tomorrow I don't care for myself but my father is engaged in a great work He's trying to abort a terrible war and this is the kind of thing to discredit him\" \"I know you care nothing about our work.\" \"All that interested you is having fun with windmills and hotel bathrooms\" \"I tell you if you don't believe me I'm in trouble\" \"You'll be in plenty of trouble if you don't get out of here\" \"Now for the last time please go\" \"Ok but I want you to know exactly what's going to happen when I go\" \"I go back to my room and get dressed I'll try to shake those fellows off but I won't succeed\" \"They'll stick to me like a couple of tattoo marks until they get me\" \"They'll stop with nothing I seem to know too much\" \"I don't know the ins and outs here\" \"I don't know what's wrong with Europe but I do know a story when\" \"I see one and I'll keep after it.\" \"Either I get it or it gets me\" \"Sorry you have those derogatory opinions of me but I guess I can't be helped Well, so long\" \"It's been nice knowing you I said good bye\" \"Don't go\" \"I guess I could handle those fellows all right with a little luck\" \"We shouldn't take any chances we should get some help\" \"That's what I had on mind at first\" \"I'll get Dr. Williams and Mr. Scott\" \"They might not understand\" \"They had understood\" \"We could catch the boat and go back to England tonight if you could only get out\" \"What's the name of that friend of yours?\" \"ffolliott.\" \"Give me Mr. ffolliott's rom please left the hotel?\" \"That's estrange we were going to dinner tonight\" \"Do you realize how much I'm into it now?\" \"You would be much more in with your clothes on\" \"I know you like intellectual ones\" \"I like...\" \"I've got an idea\" \"Give me the manager, please\" \"Bush for the valet\" \"Hello, is this the manger?\" \"This is Mr. Haverstock, on 537.\" \"What kind of hotel is this?\" \"My bathtub leaks, my phone is out of order, I've been robbed\" \"Would you send somebody up right away?\" \"Thank you\" \"Operator, send a waiter up to 537 and ask the chamber maid to\" \"Bring up some clean sheets, I set mine on fire and I'd like my windows cleaned and ask the boot cleaner to come up too, will you?\" \"Let's leave that room nicely for those two guys\" \"It's the valet Do you speak English?\" \"Yes sir\" \"Look, go to my room 537 and get me shirt, tie, a suit and a hat\" \"You see my husband is waiting in that room for that gentleman\" \"No sign of them yet Come on, let's hide in the cabin\" \"Sold out sir, sorry\" \"Not even a small cabin?\" \"Not a thing, you see how it is, everybody's in a hurry to get home\" \"I see well, I've a rather rare ticket, you must be interested in a memento that's if you collect rare tickets at all\" \"No sir, I would if I could but it isn't a place left\" \"In a British boat you may find corruption...\" \"As a matter of fact I just had a cabin returned\" \"Could I have your name, sir?\" \"One cabin isn't going to do us much good as if we got...\" \"Well, I fully intended to sep in the launch, I hope you didn't think...\" \"No, of course not.\" \"It's very kind of you\" \"I'll take it\" \"I'm sorry sir, I'm afraid it's too late now.\" \"You seemed to have some doubt about taking it, so I had to let that gentleman have it\" \"Oh!\" \"That's too bad\" \"Such a rare ticket, see the watermarks upside down\" \"I think you would've loved this.\" \"Well, perhaps next time\" \"Were you really going to give it to him?\" \"But of course, I charge all my travelling expenses to the office\" \"You're just a little bit unscrupulous\" \"Aren't you unscrupulous?\" \"Just enough It's just that I'm in love\" \"It's the same thing I suppose\" \"I beg your pardon?\" \"I beg yours\" \"You see I love you and I want to marry you\" \"I love you and I want to marry you\" \"Quite a love scene, isn't it?\" \"You mind?\" \"Not at all, you've made a new man out of me\" \"I hope not entirely new, it took me some time to get used to the manual\" \"To be perfectly frank with you I expected a little more argument and\" \"I'm really left with quite a few things that I very much want to say\" \"Don't say them until after we're married\" \"I saved some things to say them too\" \"You were really quite sure of yourself, weren't you?\" \"It's funny, the guy never thinks he's a chance.\" \"I have the right to dream\" \"Evidently\" \"You think your father will understand?\" \"I think that father will be delighted, frankly\" \"Thank you sir\" \"Good morning Mss.\" \"carol.\" \"Good morning, this is Mr. Haverstovk.\" \"Is father up yet?\" \"Yes Miss, he's having breakfast\" \"Come on\" \"Hello father\" \"What are you doing in London?\" \"Mr. Haverstock brought me back in a boat\" \"How ironic, are you sick?\" \"You look perfectly healthy\" \"No, I'm fine\" \"I hope you don't mind my bugging in like this\" \"I'm glad to see you You cover the world, don't you?\" \"You didn't even send me a word I bet your trip was perfectly uncomfortable\" \"It wasn't so bad, the boat was terribly crowded, we didn't get any cabins but we managed to sep in the deck\" \"Mr. Krouk, nice to see you Again!\" \"You haven't met Mr. Haverstock\" \"Mr. Krouk is a member of the Bavarian Embassy\" \"Sit down Let's have breakfast\" \"I should tide up but I'm simply starved\" \"So you were in Amsterdam yesterday\" \"Poor Van Meer it's been a great lost\" \"Out of all the people, why Van Meer?\" \"You can't pass judgment in a world like ours\" \"Did you by any chance met him?\" \"Not formally but I saw him die\" \"Horrible\" \"As a matter of fact I chase the men who shot him and I almost caught them\" \"Mr. Haverstock is a newspaper man\" \"It would be cool to get your first assignment around an assassin\" \"I think I should go getting along\" \"Should we send along for the peace petition now or leave it for later?\" \"We can do it right now\" \"If you'll excuse us\" \"Father\" \"Could I speak to you for a moment It's terribly important\" \"Ask Mr. Haverstock if he likes eggs and bacon\" \"Mr. Fischer What's that man doing here?\" \"But he's Mr. Krouk!\" \"Van Meer is not dead\" \"But I just read...\" \"That was his double who was shot Van Meer himself was kidnapped\" \"I talked to him in a windmill outside of Amsterdam\" \"But what Mr. Krouk has to do with it?\" \"Remember my description of the man in the mill?\" \"You mean the sweater, of course\" \"But that's impossible we know Mr. Krouk.\" \"I tell you Mr. Krouk brought here Van Meer by plane last night\" \"Are you positive about this?\" \"But of course I am.\" \"I was as close to Van Meer as I am to you now\" \"We can't make a mistake, on the other hand we can allow him to...\" \"Leave it to me\" \"I don't want to do it but I was asked you to leave my house\" \"Mr. Haverstock is going to ask me to turn you into the police\" \"Mr. Haverstock seems to be something of a trouble maker\" \"I thought that was something to take care about by our agents in Amsterdam\" \"I thought so too\" \"I don't understand unless perhaps Mss.\" \"Fisher being with him may had cause complications\" \"It would have been ideal if she had been in our confidence\" \"Don't talk about my daughter\" \"I beg your pardon\" \"It's just bad luck he came here I never had to cope with these things\" \"Thanks to you\" \"Someone has to take care of the dirty details\" \"But this is my home\" \"After all I'm a politician and it's not my job to get rid of my guest\" \"Quiet!\" \"Not in your house, but I have an idea\" \"Do you remember Rouli?\" \"The little man who used to work at your father's stables in Austria\" \"I seem to recall he was present when a mutual friend of us accidentally fell off the bridge\" \"He's retired now\" \"He lives somewhere in Clapen, here in London\" \"We could convince Mr. Haverstock to hire him in the capacity of a private detective\" \"For who?\" \"Well, you should warm him that it's very dangerous for him to go about London with the knowledge he has\" \"Yes, I see, yes\" \"You know, you can really use the English language, Mr Krouk\" \"Thank you sir\" \"It will be too dangerous\" \"What do we do now?\" \"Call Scotland Yard?\" \"I thought the best was to send Mr. Krouk o his way\" \"You let him get away?\" \"Wait a minute, if that's what you saw, it's important not to be suspicious in front of Mr. Krouk Van Meer would be killed immediately\" \"Dead or alive it's the new\" \"My father is right\" \"Well, I'll cable them what I got\" \"I weren't if I were you\" \"Van Meer's life depends on us by keeping it quiet for a few hours\" \"Keep it quiet?\" \"A famous diplomat is kidnapped right under my own eyes and I muscle in\" \"But this is a story with facts in it this is the kind of story I was sent over here to get This is what America's waiting for\" \"It would be a bigger story if you could just wait for a few hours until we can find Van Meer and find out what's behind this whole curious story\" \"I know what's behind it\" \"I don't mean who's behind it I mean the why of it\" \"Dear, will you get all my correspondence with Mr. Krouk?\" \"Please, do what father says, it will be best for you and poor Mr. Van Meer\" \"Ok, I'll wait\" \"And what about you, Mr. Haverstock?\" \"I'm a little worried about myself I feel a bit weak minded\" \"I don't like you dashing about without some kind of protection\" \"Oh, forget it\" \"What you need is protection\" \"Listen, I've covered mob killings and race mass meetings since I was a toddler without even carrying a rabbits foot\" \"These people are criminals not house breakers\" \"They're fanatics, they combine love with indifference for loyalty\" \"They don't respect life, theirs or the others\" \"They're unscrupulous\" \"I couldn't look at Mr. Powel again if you didn't live long enough to turn in the best story of the year\" \"I'm going to be a fine foreign correspondent hiding in an attic\" \"I'm not suggesting you hide anywhere Just get somebody to watch out\" \"Jonny Jones goes to Europe and hires a nurse\" \"That's going to look great on the expenses account\" \"No, I know a very efficient private investigation agency.\" \"Ok.\" \"Whatever you say\" \"I can arrange it all for you and if it will make you feel any better\" \"I won't mention it to anybody\" \"Excellent, if she finds out I hired a bodyguard I'll shoot myself\" \"If that's Mr. Rouli tell him to wait outside\" \"Could you tell Mr. Haverstock Mr. Rouli is here\" \"Yes, wait here please\" \"Mr. Haverstock, your cab is here\" \"Where are you going?\" \"I'm going down to the office I have work to do\" \"Oh, but you mustn't go!\" \"Listen, I was sent here as a writer for a newspaper not a refugee What about lunch at the Savoy?\" \"I'll see you There\" \"Please be careful\" \"I'll be all right\" \"Is this the man?\" \"Who's protecting who?\" \"I'm not tall but I'm quick\" \"I think you understand exactly what you have to do\" \"Yes sir, you can trust me to take good care of Mr. Haverstock\" \"Take me down to my office and if you're good\" \"I'll let you come to the American Club\" \"You'll keep after this other thing\" \"Of course, as son as I know I'll let you know and then you can write the story\" \"Good bye\" \"Oh carol!\" \"Nothing must happen to him, father\" \"I just couldn't...\" \"How do we go sir.\" \"Would you like me to walk a little way behind you or besides you like a friend\" \"What's the custom?\" \"Different people like different things things, when I was with the\" \"Albatross Duke I used to walk along side with him man to man\" \"I was with another lady who thought I was disrespectful\" \"Three steps behind, she said and don't smoke on duty\" \"Well what's good for you is good for me\" \"We better work as a team\" \"Oh Thank you.\" \"If you want to go to the American Club we better take a cab\" \"Here there's one\" \"What's the trouble?\" \"Gangsters?\" \"Not exactly\" \"We aren't scared of gangsters here.\" \"The police don't carry guns\" \"What do they do then?\" \"Fight with the stick\" \"Did you see that?\" \"Somebody has deliberately pushed me\" \"That was me sir, if I wouldn't had pushed you would've been caught\" \"A push or nothing\" \"Thank you very much\" \"That's what I'm here for\" \"Cab!\" \"To the American Club\" \"Yes sir\" \"I'm not sure sir but I think that two men just got a cab behind us\" \"I don't see anyone suspicious\" \"I may have been mistaken but all of a sudden I saw them\" \"They may know where we're going\" \"Driver, go down Victoria St.\" \"and turn around Buckingham Palace\" \"We might be safest taking the long way around\" \"Our best plan is to pull down in the next corner and change cabs\" \"Driver, take the first to your left and pull out\" \"We'll take a little walk\" \"I understand the money I'll be quicker\" \"I think our best plan is to slip into the cathedral for a bit\" \"Let's call the officer, let him catch up with this, have him show\" \"No, I wouldn't cause a scene Our job is to give them the slip\" \"I thought so\" \"Do you mind not going right in?\" \"I saw it was a sacred mass You know a mass for the dead\" \"These things always depresses me Prying for the dead\" \"The music and the candles give me the creeps\" \"I'm serious\" \"What about a trip up to the tower?\" \"that will put us off the scene\" \"Boys, careful There\" \"I can't see\" \"Here, here, There you are my boy\" \"Look boy\" \"Oh, look!\" \"It flew away, I'll get you another one\" \"careful boys You better be careful too, sir\" \"Not yet boys\" \"Come on, I've seen it all I have a luncheon date and plenty to do before\" \"I have that in mind, don't you worry, really\" \"Isn't it worth a while coming up here?\" \"Look, that's the Parliament over there and that's Saint James Park, that green patch\" \"Come along boys\" \"If you'll excuse me for getting so scared when you leaned forward sir\" \"I was once with a man on a bridge in Switzerland, he had a very nasty fall\" \"Killed him, always makes me a bit nervous these things\" \"Don't go down just yet, sir I'd like you to see...\" \"It's just coming out of the mist\" \"Look, the Royal Guard going to Buckingham Palace.\" \"My legs are shaking\" \"I'm scared, let's get down Again\" \"We have just come up Why didn't you say so?\" \"Excuse me Miss, I know how you feel You're afraid of heights and there's nothing we can do\" \"And what I have to do with you, I'd like to know\" \"All right, keep your head on, I was only sympathising with the lady\" \"I'm going down anyway\" \"Wait for the lift\" \"No stairs for me I'm going to take the elevator\" \"Wait a minute sir You haven't seen the Royal Guard yet\" \"You must seen the Royal Guard\" \"Where?\" \"I don't see them\" \"Right There, down the road\" \"Just going towards the white building\" \"Boys, this way\" \"Well, for the grace of God\" \"I still don't know what instinct made me step aside when he came at me\" \"You need a drink\" \"I heard the lift and I turned\" \"I saw that look in his eyes and the whole thing went through my mind\" \"All I could think it was Fisher\" \"Fisher planed this, and I guess I just stepped aside\" \"It went all right Do you want this?\" \"No, thank you\" \"When are you going to send the story to our newspaper\" \"When I get ready\" \"There it goes one of my lessons I thought you were one of those journalist that nothing could stop\" \"Floods, small pox, love The story must go on\" \"It will go on\" \"No, I can understand you not wanting to drag Mss.\" \"Fisher into it but on the other hand she's probably in it already\" \"You dirty mouth!\" \"As a second thought, I'm sure not I'm sure she's a fine girl, upstanding, honest and great soul\" \"I can't send the story over on Van Meer until he's safe\" \"We have to find Van Meer first\" \"Here's our man now probably Van Meer, come in!\" \"How are you?\" \"Congratulations on your little set with Rouli\" \"What do you know about Rouli?\" \"ffolliott knows a lot of things, he probably knows about Fisher\" \"I was after Fisher a year ago but then the fellow with the high collar\" \"Krouk, he knew me\" \"So you were after him too\" \"I followed him to London\" \"I thought you were cold on the story\" \"I've been doing what you might call a little bit of noticing\" \"Do you remember that tramp you found asleep in the mill?\" \"Well it wasn't a tramp at all\" \"Van Meer I suppose\" \"Not quite\" \"He did a strange thing, he dirty his hands with some of that Dutch soil\" \"I can't follow the work in these days of master minds\" \"No, tell him it's ridiculous\" \"You had disappeared and I follow Krouk\" \"I got to the same place\" \"You mean Fisher?\" \"The good, the kind, the genius Fisher\" \"Hello, this is Stopins, I want to place a bet, Piper Tichine the first..\" \"The race is over?\" \"I didn't know about that, I'll call you back latter\" \"Any objections about working the rest of this thing together?\" \"Catch Fisher, find Van Meer and all that\" \"It's all right with me but I would like to know why they kidnapped him\" \"He was one of the signatures on the second treaty\" \"The most important clause at that treaty was memorized by the two people who signed the treaty\" \"I see, and they are going to beat it out of him\" \"They're going to try hard enough and I think it would be a good idea to put a stop to them.\" \"It contains a peace of information that would be valuable to the enemy of the war that breaks out tomorrow\" \"Why doesn't somebody let me in on this?\" \"We have to get busy\" \"Oh!\" \"Plenty of time\" \"Do you mind waiting a minute, you might be of some help\" \"I thought a little plan for pausing Fisher's hands\" \"What is it?\" \"Well, the neatest thing to do would be to kidnap Fisher's daughter\" \"One of Fisher's few genuities is the affection to Miss Fisher\" \"You're speaking to the young man who loves her\" \"Even better because you'll have a chance to get charming and keep her out of this mess\" \"And this is my little plan.\" \"I walk in in Fisher's office and I tell him that his daughter is in the hands of someone who means business just as he means business when he kidnaps people\" \"I think he'll get it\" \"Not with me\" \"I thought you were a newspaper man\" \"Well, that doesn't include kidnapping your fianc\u00e9e where I come from\" \"Maybe if your country is in danger\" \"No, this is not my country\" \"But it's your story\" \"Don't be so gloomy about it, she does not need to know what you're doing\" \"Just keep her away for a few hours\" \"I want to grab Fisher and have a show down with him\" \"That's not good, we got nothing on Fisher and he'll slip out of it anyway.\" \"He's been slipping out of it for years\" \"until we do get him and kill him\" \"Darling, what were you doing up there on the tower?\" \"Keeping out of the assassins way but they followed us\" \"There was a scuffle, that's all\" \"They won't stop until they get you you must leave London immediately\" \"But the only thing everyone forgets is that I'm a reporter and there's a war.\" \"I can't run out on this war\" \"He can't stay here, tell him how desperate these men are\" \"You can't stay here another minute, why don't you take her somewhere?\" \"I won't go\" \"Don't you have an aunt in the country or something?\" \"Yes, my aunt Margaret in Harpenter.\" \"Please darling let me take you there.\" \"What do you say?\" \"You stay out of this\" \"May I use your pone?\" \"Hello, this is carol speaking Would you tell Mr. Fisher that I'm driving down to my aunt's Margaret in Harpenter?\" \"I don't care what you arrange, I won't go\" \"I'll get back in time for dinner\" \"It's all set\" \"Dear carol, it's not good\" \"I wonder if that aunt's idea is so good, let's say we go up to\" \"Cambridge\" \"But there's no place as secure as Harpenter\" \"Somebody might know you and connect you with him\" \"You're right, let's make it to Cambridge\" \"All right, in the mean time I'll pone your father so he doesn't worry\" \"That was a break walking in and suggesting to go to the country\" \"As a matter of fact I suggested it to her about an hour ago\" \"Well, There haven't been a sign of anybody for the last 30 miles\" \"What's the matter?\" \"Nothing\" \"Well' you might at least talk to me, it's unfair of you to sit there just because I kidnapped you from your so called duties\" \"You kidnapped me?\" \"Well' just remember that, will you?\" \"Please forgive me\" \"I don't think kidnapping is the wrong thing when it's the right kind of kidnap, so do you?\" \"Hello?\" \"No, Mr. ffolliott, is not in yet.\" \"Very well sir\" \"You don't love me?\" \"You're crazy\" \"You looked unhappy when you kissed me\" \"I haven't been happier in my life\" \"Jonny, what's happened?\" \"The war I guess, they say it's coming tomorrow\" \"Oh, so you've changed your philosophy since yesterday.\" \"There're more important things in the world than love\" \"I've a lot to do of the important things, it will take me 3 hours\" \"I'm not going to be misunderstood I'm so in love with you\" \"I'm going mad\" \"Won't do\" \"I suppose I can't be helped\" \"That's unfair, I'm just a big jackass as I ever was, bigger\" \"You're not going back to London for dinner tonight, you can't run out on your kidnapper like that\" \"I mean, well, you know what I mean\" \"If you run out I'll go back straight to London and let them bang me off\" \"I'll be a relieve\" \"Well, you're in a bad mood Am I the cause of it?\" \"If you knew how much I love you you wouldn't think\" \"There, what did I tell you?\" \"Come in\" \"A call for you from London\" \"Well, have them switch it out\" \"I'm sorry sir, the only pone here is in the office\" \"All right, I'll be down\" \"Just a moment\" \"Hello?\" \"Is that you Haverstock?\" \"Are you alone?\" \"I mean, ca I talk?\" \"I can't get a hold of Fisher.\" \"He's been out all the afternoon\" \"I'm afraid you're going to have to keep her There longer than we planed\" \"I don't know what time he'll be back but I've to catch him up alone\" \"I think you'd better keep the girl there for the rest of the night\" \"But that's absolutely impossible\" \"We can't let this thing go now\" \"I can't explain but I simply couldn't pull a thing like that\" \"There isn't anything else that could be done.\" \"I'm counting on you\" \"Hello, hello\" \"Are you quite satisfied with your room, sir?\" \"Not exactly, that's...\" \"I mean yes I really want another single room\" \"Mr. Ardy, this gentleman wants another room, is it for the lady?\" \"And how long would you require it?\" \"She's just going to be here this one night\" \"The gentleman has # 7\" \"What about #8?\" \"It doesn't really make any difference as long as it's a good room\" \"Perfectly, sir\" \"The room next to you,\" \"It's quite a cozy room, isn't it?\" \"They're all very much alike to me\" \"It will do\" \"Will you Bring the lady down to sign the registry please?\" \"I'll go her\" \"It's terrible.\" \"The man that was here this morning...\" \"Are my bags all packed?\" \"And Miss carol's, what about hers?\" \"Ms. Stars packed them too.\" \"She hopes she put the right things in It's been such a rush\" \"Miss.\" \"carol is not back here yet\" \"Mr. ffolliott is here now, he's sitting in the sitting room\" \"Another gentleman phoned but he didn't leave his name\" \"I thought I recognized his voice as the foreigner who was here\" \"Did he say if he would call again?\" \"Yes, he said it was urgent\" \"Show Mr. ffolliott to the study\" \"Hello sir.\" \"You caught me in a very busy moment\" \"I'm getting ready to go back to America tomorrow\" \"Are you taking carol with you?\" \"Yes, she doesn't know about it yet.\" \"It's been a rush, I'm waiting for her\" \"Well' what's your worry?\" \"It must be important\" \"Yes it is It's a bout carol, I'm afraid...\" \"What is it?\" \"Anything happened to her?\" \"No sir, but I don't think you'll be able to take her to America with you\" \"It might sound silly but carol's been kidnapped\" \"A joke of some short?\" \"What do you mean Kidnapped?\" \"She went to see an aunt in Harpenter\" \"I'm afraid she isn't\" \"Who gave you the mesage that Miss carol had gone to see her aunt?\" \"Miss Fisher herself\" \"That's where she was going\" \"Harpenter 43422.\" \"Hello Margaret, is carol with you?\" \"No, no, she said she was going up to see you, I didn't know whether to expect her back for dinner\" \"No, she isn't There.\" \"What makes you think that she's been kidnapped?\" \"Because I arranged it\" \"Well, this has gone far enough Where is carol?\" \"carol is been held as a short of hostage by honest people like you\" \"Don't be so cryptic What are you talking about?\" \"I want to know where you're hiding Van Meer\" \"You've been talking to Haverstock, he said Van Meer's still alive\" \"Didn't you promise Haverstock you would look into it?\" \"Trying to put him out of the way, how delightful it's the way you work\" \"A couple of lifes don't mean anything to you\" \"The people who are with carol could learn from your book\" \"Where is she?\" \"Where is Van Meer?\" \"I think I can get our friend to talk if you come here yourself\" \"Sorry to drag you here but I think it's the only way if you want to leave tomorrow\" \"When you get here ask at the cashier desk to use the pone\" \"I'll go as son as I can\" \"If you want carol to go with you you'd better tell me where Van Meer is\" \"Bring her back and I'll give you the address\" \"She'll be here in 3 hours I'd better get the address now\" \"I give you my word, you'll have it as son as carol is home\" \"I can't possibly wait 3 hours, besides I want Van Meer alive\" \"Well, I delivered him all right\" \"I think I'll be going along now, thank you very much for those notes\" \"Sorry but I heard my daughter's car coming\" \"This is not like you, what is what upsets you?\" \"I've been silly.\" \"I behaved stupidly, I know\" \"Please forgive me.\" \"I didn't think he was that short of person\" \"Something to do with that Haverstock.\" \"You like him very much, don't you?\" \"Not after what happened today\" \"I drove him down to the country today to get him away from those people\" \"I thought you were going to aunt's Margaret\" \"We were but Scott ffoliet thought it would be better to go farer away\" \"So I thought St. James College in Cambridge would be a good place\" \"When I got There I found out what he wanted\" \"He seemed to be joking about it but when I heard him book an extra room I knew he meant it\" \"That's a cheap trick, that's what hurts, it was so cheap!\" \"He wasn't at all like I thought he was, so what difference does it make?\" \"I don't care if I ever see him Again\" \"You won't have to see him.\" \"We're going back to America tomorrow\" \"Tomorrow?\" \"But I can't!\" \"I suppose I can.\" \"Why tomorrow?\" \"It's our last chance.\" \"War will be declared tomorrow\" \"I have to get to Washington, the planes are crowded\" \"I'd have to wait two weeks for a passage\" \"But father, what about Mr. Van Meer?\" \"We did all we could\" \"This afternoon I went to the Foreign Office, they're taking over\" \"The lights are off\" \"I had forgotten, I've a couple of people I must see before we leave\" \"It won't be long Ms. Stars is done packing\" \"I thought to go to Southampton by car.\" \"We can stay over at the Western.\" \"My hat please!\" \"Good night darling, I'll be back as soon as I can, in the mean time help to load the car so we don't loose any time\" \"You'd better get something to eat\" \"I'm not hungry, I'll just have a sandwich later\" \"242 Charlot Street, half way to Tottenham CarI Road.\" \"Wait for Haverstock, he's about to come here.\" \"As son as he arrives bring him to\" \"Hello?\" \"Here he comes, be careful\" \"May I use your pone?\" \"Where is he?\" \"In there, we can't make him say anything\" \"I'm afraid it's up to you\" \"We better go in Is this place save?\" \"There'll be no interruption, it's closed for redecoration\" \"What about the people downstairs?\" \"They won't make any problem, they know what it will happen to their relatives in their home land if they do\" \"It's not a nice place and the music is annoying but it serves a purpose\" \"Get lost\" \"Put your arm around him and hold his head forward\" \"The lights, can't they cut them down?\" \"Thank you, thank you very much\" \"You're like my friend Mr. Fisher\" \"I'm sorry, it's so dark, I can't tell but you're so like my friend\" \"I'm Fischer, Mr. Van Meer, I'm your friend\" \"That's okay Is the police here?\" \"They mustn't get away, you must get these people\" \"Pardon gentlemen, I represent Jupiter Insurance, can I introduce you our...\" \"Why did you bring him up there?\" \"I didn't know what to do\" \"She didn't want to leave me uninvited to this but you know how women they have no sense of timing\" \"Look, I'll just sit here and you just carry on with what you're doing\" \"Don't mind me Sometimes I sit like this for hours\" \"Who's there?\" \"Is this the police?\" \"Oh, tell me where I am\" \"You're in London Mr Van Meer\" \"Have I been here long?\" \"You must send a telegram to my wife.\" \"Tell her that I'm save with you\" \"You have to understand Mr. Van Meer the police are not here\" \"I'm here to talk to you\" \"But these people...\" \"They don't know that I'm your friend\" \"Let's fool them\" \"fool them?\" \"They want me to ask you to tell me what they're trying to find out\" \"But I can't do that, you know that I can't\" \"You can tell me Mr. Van Meer just that one clause in the Treaty\" \"Clause 27, clause 27.\" \"But it's a secret clause, I know clause 27, but they mustn't know it it would help them if they make war\" \"Fisher, you don't want to help them, do you?\" \"Of course I don't, just get them see you telling it to me, it'll be enough\" \"Just get them see you whisper it to me\" \"He's not your friend Mr. Van Meer, don't tell him\" \"Who's that?\" \"Someone just said you're not my friend\" \"Why didn't you bring the police?\" \"Why aren't you taking me away from here?\" \"Ah!\" \"You didn't come to get me out!\" \"Fisher?\" \"Are you?\" \"Help me!\" \"Help me Fisher!\" \"I see it now, there's no help for the whole poor suffering world\" \"You cried peace and there was no peace, only war and death\" \"You're a liar!\" \"You can do what you want with me, that's not important, but you'll never conquer them\" \"Little people everywhere who give crumbs to birds... they whip them, force them into war\" \"When the beast like you devour each other, the world belongs to the little people.\" \"We're wasting a lot of our time\" \"All right, I will speak, I will tell everything\" \"In the event of an evasion...\" \"There's only one restaurant, look\" \"Come on, let's go downstairs\" \"Call Scotland Yard.\" \"All that I can say is that you're an idiot if you don't get Fisher\" \"Don't be a fool, how can we arrest him without an evidence?\" \"Don't be so abstinent.\" \"Isn't Van Meer himself proof enough?\" \"No it isn't and you had to know it\" \"What Prof. speaks of Fisher personally?\" \"If you stopped behaving like a boy scout and let us handle this.\" \"Ask Mc Henem to come in here\" \"Why don't you go to see Doctor Funny Face, he's very good\" \"Can I have the case of Mr. Van Meer?\" \"He's still unconscious but there's no doubt that is Van Meer\" \"All right, you'd better get back here.\" \"Take a man with you so you can give a statement as soon as he comes too, in the mean time send a man to keep an eye on that plane and wait instructions from us\" \"Why do we have to be related to Scotland Yard?\" \"I can't get that fool up there to do anything\" \"Scotland Yard Can't solve my problem\" \"Is Scotland Yard involved?\" \"Everybody but me\" \"Come on, we have to get on that plane and keep an eye on Fisher\" \"Why don't you call Meifer, 24574...\" \"What?\" \"Meifer, 24574, he's my cousin Jeffrey Queen, director of the airline and tell him that I need 2 tickets for the Clipper to America, tomorrow morning.\" \"you got that?\" \"Then go to Houston Hospital and don't leave Van Meer.\" \"Then call Miss.\" \"Amar\u00f3, Kensington Hotel 66255, and ask her to have dinner with me on Monday instead of tomorrow and then call Stephen and tell him I'm off to America\" \"The call the Dance Academy and cancel my class\" \"And two ham sandwiches with white bread\" \"I have several thing I have to do\" \"It's hard to say how soon he'll recover maybe some moths.\" \"Frankly, I don't know much about this my friends are on the Clipper\" \"I'll be in touch with them sending a telegram to the plain\" \"Did you hear the radio?\" \"\"War declared\"\" \"\"Read the news\" \"War declared\"\" \"\"War declared, war declared\" \"Extra\".\" \"I've found the picture\" \"I'll put this bag here, we'll be more comfortable\" \"Good thinking\" \"It's a nice flight\" \"Is there a message for me?\" \"I'm Miss Benson, Is there a message for me?\" \"This is for me\" \"Van Meer conscious.\" \"Has provided all necessary evidence.\" \"Steps have been taken to meet plane other side\"\" \"It's lovely, isn't it?\" \"Short of makes you forget of the war\" \"It would be nice if we could keep flying for a long time\" \"But it's time for me to make our landing, a forced landing\" \"What's the matter?\" \"Anything happened?\" \"carol, it's very complicated but I need to talk to you, that's the most difficult thing, I don't mind about the rest, really\" \"It's about Van Meer?\" \"You guessed!\" \"I've been worried but I believed in you\" \"You shouldn't't\" \"I shouldn't, why I shouldn't believe?\" \"I'll be arrested as a spy and shipped back to London\" \"That's quite all right except just one part of it, you\" \"That's why I want to talk to you.\" \"I would like you to see it from my own point of view.\" \"That might help you afterwards\" \"First about yourself.\" \"I didn't want you involved in any part of it because your English, half English, I'm not,\" \"I just cultivated the English accent\" \"I fought for my country in my Herat on my own little way because sometimes it's hard to fight honourably in the open\" \"I've used my country's methods because I grew up with them,\" \"I don't intend to make a confession that's why\" \"I make it to my daughter whom I love dearly and whom I confess I feel ashamed\" \"What you say to me means now more than any other verdict\" \"Waiter!\" \"This is not for me, it's a mistake\" \"I'm not going to sit here for another 14 hours and play hide and seek with her.\" \"I'm going to talk to her and have it over with.\" \"I don't see why you can do any harm Nobody knows we're on the plane\" \"And I don't want a word in front of her, do you understand?\" \"I didn't mean of talking\" \"How do I know?\" \"I'm all mixed up\" \"I'm in love with a girl and I'm going to help hang her father\" \"I have to say something or I'll go crazy\" \"Why don't you have a Cognac, It will make you feel better\" \"You know it always makes me cry harder\" \"Surprised?\" \"What are you doing here?\" \"Taking myself for a ride.\" \"Look carol I have to speak to you.\" \"Do you mind Mr. Fisher?\" \"Is ffolliott with you?\" \"In a way\" \"You're both after my father, you're going to have him arrested\" \"I've never arrested anyone in my life\" \"That's a lie, you've been following him from the beginning, that's why you wanted me out of the way yesterday at the Inn pretending you loved me, trying to keep me overnight.\" \"It was a lie, that's all\" \"Hello, quite a reunion!\" \"You too!\" \"Why don't we have a drink?\" \"I'll be right back\" \"Where are you going?\" \"I want to stretch my legs.\" \"By the way, I read the cable you've received\" \"It was given to me by mistake\" \"That's all right sir\" \"You're not leaving without me\" \"I know you both think my father is a traitor and a renegade but he isn't, not to me\" \"At least it's a minority report, you're very welcome\" \"carol, I have nothing to do with spies or anything, I'm just a reporter and I came here after a story beside I never heard of them\" \"I would blow up the Globe and cut Mr. Powel's throat rather than do anything to harm you\" \"What do they think they're doing?\" \"They're crazy, what's this?\" \"Call, tell them we are being attacked\" \"I'm sorry ffolliott, it has nothing to do with me\" \"Why the life jacket?\" \"We're heading towards the water\" \"You're the most amazing woman I've ever seen\" \"Make sure my father has it on\" \"Hey!\" \"Put this on!\" \"That's it, keep trying\" \"Why don't you get out sir?\" \"You'll go crazy out There\" \"All right, I'm coming, this is not like a storm\" \"Do whatever you can\" \"I know it's difficult to keep calm but we are doing everything we can\" \"Why don't you sit back?\" \"It could be dangerous\" \"I'm not going to put this on Who are they shooting at?\" \"I haven't seen anything like this I'll talk to the British consul\" \"She's dead\" \"What are they doing?\" \"My God!\" \"Turn off the gas\" \"Turn off the motor, we'll go down slower\" \"It's the German boat, he said he's sorry, he's coming to our rescue right away\" \"Look at the wing coming off!\" \"It's not save to stay here, once it hits the water the taiI will be the safest place\" \"Come on\" \"I can't straighten it\" \"It's coming under\" \"Quick on the wing\" \"Look, there's a pilot\" \"Don't pull anyone fools or we'll all drawn\" \"I'm going to push him out\" \"He's right, I'd better stay on the other wing I'll go to the other side\" \"Father is gone Jonny, no, you'll be washed away!\" \"Look, it must be the enemy trying to pick us up\" \"Is it the enemy?\" \"We're safe\" \"An American ship, the Mohican, took us all up is taking us back to London.\" \"We're not allowed to say anything\" \"I'll write from London in a couple of days\" \"I've just been having an argument with the captain.\" \"The fellow insists on making the true neutral, neutral waters, he said, not allowed to the press\" \"Can't I send out any stories?\" \"We have to use a pone for private messages\" \"Hello I'm Haverstock, saved from the Mohican, felling deeped off!\" \"Two days before we get to London, we'll get scooped out of the story\" \"Why don't you have a talk with the captain?\" \"What's the use?\" \"Even if he says okay what good does it do to me that answer?\" \"What are you talking about?\" \"carol, I came 4.000 miles to get a story,\" \"I get shot like a duck, I get pushed off a building,\" \"I get the story and then I have to shut up\" \"What are you laughing at?\" \"I'm sincere, I'm not going to throw up her father\" \"I don't care how he lived, he died like a hero, he saved her and the rest of us.\" \"Anyway the whole point of this is that he was her father\" \"I'm not going to play Judas to the only girl I've ever loved\" \"I'm glad you said that, very glad.\" \"Are you all right?\" \"I'm all right, I want you to send the whole story\" \"We'll talk about that later\" \"I don't want you to feel that way, you can't help me protecting my father\" \"I'm in love with you, I can hit you over the head with a scandal\" \"My father fought for his country his way, it wasn't a straight way but it was the hard way and I have to fight for my country the hard way\" \"Is that the way you feel about it?\" \"I guess that's for me, I put on a call to my uncle, uncle Powel\" \"Jonny Jones on the line calling from the Mohican\" \"What is he doing There?\" \"Wait a minute, he wouldn't call if There wasn't a story\" \"Stop it Tell Bradley to come\" \"Tell him we are breaking page 1\" \"Mr. Powel?\" \"This is Jonny Jones.\" \"Easy, here comes the captain\" \"Keep your eras glued to this pone and don't hang up\" \"I want to talk to you\" \"I just found out you're a newspaper man\" \"Why didn't you tell me that when I questioned you?\" \"You lied sir\" \"My dear captain when you've been shut down in a British plane by a\" \"German destroyer 300 miles off the coast of England, latitude 45, and I have been hanging on a half immersed wing for hours waiting to drawn with another half of streaking human beings you're allowed to forget that\" \"You're going to have to forget it for longer than that, for as long as you are on this ship\" \"I can't understand your attitude sir.\" \"You performed an heroic rescue\" \"Captain John Martin, you took us all out of the sea\" \"You're not sending anything from this ship, that's final!\" \"We mustn't do anything to embarrass the United States Government\" \"Exactly, that's my point\" \"If you don't want me to print it I think you have to hear it first\" \"That's only fair captain\" \"You know who was the head of that spy movement in London?\" \"Mr. Stephen Fischer.\" \"You mean the man that run the Universal Peace Movement?\" \"The same Mr. Fisher who had drawn a few hours ago\" \"He was using the Peace Treaty as a cover\" \"He was going to be arrested as son as we landed and sent back to England Those are facts\" \"I can't believe it, he was a friend of mine\" \"The same Stephen Fisher would engineered the kidnapping of Van Meer\" \"You don't expect anybody to believe that?\" \"Captain, I think this young lady should know the truth\" \"Yes, Mr. Fisher was my father and I want the story printed\" \"What is that?\" \"I guess that's my uncle Hello, hello uncle, how are you?\" \"I'm calling you from the Mohican.\" \"I'm all right, we got a little accident but I can't tell you now\" \"I'll tell you later, I'll write you.\" \"Do you have any instruction for me?\" \"Yes, keep on the job!\" \"Have you get all that down?\" \"Rush it out at once\" \"This is London, we have as a guest tonight one of the soldiers of the press, one of the historians who were writing history from behind the canyon's mouth.\" \"A foreign correspondent from the New York Globe, Huntley Haverstock.\" \"Hello America!\" \"I've been watching a part of the world being blown into pieces, a part of the world as nice as Vermont, Ohio and Virginia and... it's been ripped out and bleeding like a stair on a Florida house and\" \"I've seen things that make history look like a fairy tale\" \"We should have to postpone the broadcast\" \"Let's go as long as we can\" \"No if we have to go downstairs\" \"What do you say carol?\" \"They're listening to you in America\" \"I can't read the rest of the speech because the lights have gone out so I just have to talk of what I see\" \"All that noise you hear is the static is dead coming to London\" \"You can hear the bombs falling on the streets and the homes\" \"Hang on a while, this is a big story and you're a part of it\" \"It's too late to do anything here except stand in the dark\" \"The lights are all out everywhere except in America\" \"Keep those lights burning, cover them with steal\" \"Bring up your guns, build a vessel, battle ships and bombing plants\" \"Hello America!\" \"Hang on to your lights!\" \"They're the only lights left in the world!\""} +{"text": "\"I thought you were taking a nap?\" \"Well, I heard you cleaning.\" \"You know I can't sleep when other people are having fun.\" \"What's going on?\" \"Remember that guy from Valentine's Day, Nick?\" \"He's on his way over to pick up the phone that he left at my office.\" \"Oh, not that cool camera phone with the games we've been using all week?\" \"I think you're gonna like him.\" \"He's really intelligent.\" \"How do you know?\" \"You met him for, like, five minutes.\" \"His ring is classical music.\" \"Okay, tell you what\" \" If I don't like him, I'll tap my ear and then my nose.\" \"If I do like him, I'll tap my foot, twice.\" \"No, that's ridiculous.\" \"I'll work the word \"volcano\" into a sentence.\" \"Can't stay for lunch.\" \"I'm just gonna grab some money out of your wallet so I can grab a sandwich and a new sweater later.\" \" What's the big rush?\" \" Karen's got a Peeping Tom.\" \"So she wants me over there right away.\" \"I assume to adjust the lighting or-- smear Vaseline on the windows to make her look lovelier.\" \"Never had a Peeping Tom.\" \"All I've ever had is some guy in college yelling, \"Pull down the blinds, boy!\"\" \"Hi.\" \"Look, I'm sorry I didn't bring you anything, but I just figured maybe it's best to keep the bar low.\" \"Oh, what a coincidence.\" \"I was gonna stuff my shirt, and then I realized I should probably keep the bra low.\" \"Like I stuff my bra.\" \"Anymore.\" \"This is my friend, Will.\" \" Nice to meet you.\" \" Yes.\" \"Quite a handshake.\" \"It's like a volcano.\" \" Uh, this is Jack.\" \" Hey, Jack.\" \"Hi.\" \"How does he know my name?\" \"Did I use to date him?\" \"Yes, just for those few months between \"never\" and \"you're-an-idiot\".\" \"Right, right.\" \"Well, it's good to see you again, and, uh, I'm sorry things didn't work out between us.\" \"So I guess this is good-bye.\" \"So you wanna\" \" It's\" \" Okay, I'll just\" \" Okay.\" \"Here's your phone.\" \"And I love the classical music ring.\" \"Actually, that's the theme from \"Jeopardy!\".\" \"Which, I believe, is Beethoven.\" \" I'm gonna get back to work.\" \" Okay.\" \" We're still on for Saturday night?\" \" Definitely.\" \"Thank you.\" \"That was some kiss.\" \"I emptied the dishwasher during it.\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"What is wrong with me?\" \"Why do I always do that?\" \"What, act like a giant whore?\" \"We haven't even gone on a date, and already I'm kissing him like he just got back from Iraq.\" \"Oh, I always do this.\" \"I move too fast.\" \"Sexually, emotionally-- everything.\" \"Well, if you really like this guy, why don't you try slowing down?\" \"Get to know him.\" \"For once, don't think with your penis.\" \"You know what?\" \"You're right.\" \"And you're gonna help me.\" \"You're coming on my date.\" \" No, I'm not.\" \" You're gonna show up at the restaurant.\" \"I'll ask you to join us.\" \"That way it'll stay casual, and I'll go home with you instead of him.\" \"Uh, I also have a date on Saturday night.\" \"Okay, why do you lie?\" \"I do have a date.\" \"Will, please.\" \"I really like Nick, and I don't wanna screw this up.\" \"If I have sex with him, it'll be on your head.\" \"Fine, I'll go.\" \"God, that image was so disturbing I have to go wash my hair.\" \"Where is my Mint Milano?\" \" I don't know, lady.\" \"Maybe you ate it.\" \" No!\" \"I would remember.\" \"You know that I allow myself one Mint Milano per day.\" \"And now, I cannot have another Mint Milano until tomorrow.\" \"And yes, I'm sure that my doctor would be very happy if I could go a day without a Mint Milano.\" \"But I say a person's got to enjoy life!\" \"I want my Mint Milano!\" \"What are those crumbs on your jacket?\" \"Mint Milano.\" \"Maybe I did eat it.\" \"Whenever I get together with my friends and we talk about who works for the craziest bitch, I always win.\" \"Karen, I am so sorry about your Peeping Tom.\" \"The thought that someone would degrade you by viewing you simply as a piece of meat disgusts me.\" \"You hear that?\" \"It disgusts me!\" \"Agh!\" \"I know, Jackie.\" \"I'm at my wits' end.\" \"Oh, look at him!\" \"He's still out there, that sick bastard!\" \"Is this what you want?\" \"Is this what you like?\" \"Oh, he's relentless!\" \"Jackie, help me out of this skirt.\" \"Jackie, there he is.\" \"Get him!\" \"Hey, ya sick perv bastard!\" \"You get off looking at my friend in her apartment up there?\" \"Huh?\" \"It disgusts me!\" \" No.\" \" You hear that?\" \"It disgusts me!\" \"I-I wasn't spying.\" \"I'm trying to get a look at that Golden-cheeked Warbler.\" \"I don't know what he just said to me, but I think he wants to hear my butt sing.\" \"Dendroica chrysoparia.\" \"Extremely rare to find this bird in the northeast.\" \"So you have no interest whatsoever in the Boobicus Giganticus of my dear friend here?\" \"I was just looking at the beautiful specimen right outside your window.\" \"The male...\" \"He's so beautiful.\" \"He has a black cap, golden cheeks, and a distinctive stripe through the eye.\" \" What does the female look like?\" \" Who cares?\" \"Oh, my God!\" \"Do you know what we have here?\" \"The rarest of all gay subspecies:\" \"The Hot Gay Nerd!\" \"Fascinating.\" \"I thought that the Hot Gay Nerd could be found only in the halls of academia or the bathrooms of the Pentagon.\" \" Honey, you should ask him out.\" \" No, no, no.\" \"Can't just ask out a Hot Gay Nerd.\" \"The HGN is notoriously skittish.\" \"They must be approached slowly and from the rear.\" \"Will a table by the fire be too warm for you?\" \"Oh, no, no.\" \"This is great.\" \"So cold outside, I think I froze off my third nipple.\" \"I'm kidding.\" \"I don't have a third nipple.\" \"I just have\" \" I just have two nipples.\" \"I don't even usually say \"nipple\".\" \"Or testicle.\" \"Like, never.\" \"You'll be happy to see neither of those items are on the menu.\" \"I can't believe you laughed when I fell on the ice.\" \"I did not laugh at you falling.\" \"I laughed at the 30 foot slide down the sidewalk that came after.\" \"Oh, so you think it's funny to see a grown woman sliding on her ass down Lexington Avenue with a cocktail dress over her head?\" \"Not as funny as if it was a nun, but still pretty funny.\" \"And, look, I'm sorry I could not find your other shoe.\" \"I just appreciate you prying this one out of the sewer grate.\" \"Hi.\" \"The fire's toasty.\" \"It is perfect for a winter day in New York.\" \"Yeah, are you ready to order?\" \"'Cause I'm not really up for chit-chat.\" \"I just found out I'm pregnant, and I have a lot of phone calls to make.\" \"A baby?\" \"Ooh.\" \"Wow, you're so young.\" \"It's\" \"That's a tough road ahead.\" \"Do you have baby back ribs?\" \"Mmm, the appetizers look great.\" \"I think I'm gonna order three of 'em.\" \" Oh yeah?\" \"Instead of an entree?\" \" What?\" \" What are you doing?\" \" Nothing.\" \"You just stole that menu.\" \"No, no, no, it's just that\" \" In case things work out with us, one day I could give it to you as a memento from our first date.\" \"Aww, that is so sweet.\" \"Grace?\" \"Is that\" \" My God, it is you!\" \"What\" \" And hey!\" \"Hi, Will.\" \"Um, Nick, you remember Will.\" \"Sure, sure, the guy I was jealous of before I knew you were gay.\" \" How's it going?\" \" Good.\" \"Yeah, things are good.\" \"Things are good.\" \"Um...\" \"It's so weird, 'cause you know, I'm here by myself, right over there.\" \"Alone.\" \"Oh, well, we won't keep ya.\" \"The Golden-cheeked Warbler puffs out his chest and prepares to bid farewell to the setting sun.\" \"The Hot Gay Nerd... is unaware of his natural beauty.\" \"He hides what appears to be a narrow waist and broad shoulders under ill-fitting khaki.\" \"And a belt that clearly came with the pants.\" \"Jackie!\" \"You've been out here for so long.\" \"You must be freezing.\" \"Here, I brought ya some soup.\" \" Karen, this is gin.\" \" There's noodles in it.\" \"Thanks, Kare, but keep it down, all right?\" \"The HGN startles very easily.\" \"Just admiring him from a distance.\" \"Quit stalling.\" \"You've been observing him long enough.\" \"Go ask him out.\" \"Okay, okay.\" \"I just have to approach him delicately and pick up on any subtle cues he may give me.\" \"Oh, joy!\" \"The male warbler is about to start his mating ritual.\" \"This sublime creature entices his potential mate first by puffing out his chest.\" \"Then he ruffles his feathers.\" \"It's his way of flirting.\" \"Yes, and then, finally, he produces a high-pitched warble the beauty of which is unparalleled.\" \"What are you doing?\" \"Warbling.\" \"You like?\" \"Oh, I'm sorry, I haven't properly introduced myself.\" \"I'm Jack.\" \" Aaron.\" \" Yes.\" \"So you're a bird watcher.\" \"I bet you've seen a cockatoo.\" \"So would you like to have dinner with me sometime?\" \" Oh--oh, uh...\" \" Like maybe this Friday?\" \"Friday?\" \"That's just right after Thursday.\" \"I-I--gotta sorta\" \" Oh, Jiminy Cricket!\" \"Karen, he flitted away!\" \"Well, Jackie, he's gay.\" \"It's not like you people ever walk away.\" \"Excuse me, can you bring me another mineral water?\" \"I think this one evaporated.\" \"Oh, I'm sorry, Sir.\" \"Jackets are required in the dining room.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Do you have an asbestos one I could borrow?\" \"'Cause I'm about to catch on fire.\" \"Don't worry about it.\" \"This is an Yves Saint Laurent cashmere turtleneck, so I think my attire will be appropriate.\" \"You have six brothers and three sisters?\" \"Well, you know, I am Irish Catholic.\" \"And my parents never had a TV in the bedroom, so...\" \"Oh!\" \"Your poor mother.\" \"I cannot imagine that.\" \"No TV in the bedroom?\" \"Hi, me again.\" \"Can I borrow her for a second?\" \"Yeah, sure.\" \"Uh, do they have a treadmill over there?\" \"What do you want?\" \"You're interrupting my date.\" \"Yeah.\" \"That was the plan!\" \"Grace, I cancelled a date for this.\" \"Why do you have to lie?\" \" I'm leaving.\" \" No, no, you can't.\" \"I still need you.\" \" Okay, then let me join you.\" \" No.\" \"I don't need you now.\" \"It's going well.\" \"But it's not going so well that I'm in danger of throwing myself at him.\" \"But it's going well enough that I still want to be alone with him.\" \"When I'm just at the point where it might be going too well, when I really want to throw myself at him, which is exactly when I don't want to throw myself at him, that's when I'm gonna need you.\" \"I hate that I completely understood what you just said.\" \"Can't you just wait a few more minutes?\" \"You have the best table in the restaurant.\" \"Yes, if you enjoy dining on the sun.\" \"Look at me, Grace!\" \"My back is sweating so much, my underwear is like a bucket!\" \"Please, Will.\" \"I think I might really like him.\" \"Okay.\" \"Here's a dry spot.\" \"I'm timing you.\" \"Five minutes.\" \"Oh, great, my watch slipped off!\" \"Lady, there are cookie crumbs all over in here.\" \"What did I tell you?\" \"One a day.\" \"I didn't, Rosie, I swear.\" \"I used 'em to catch a bird.\" \"Well, don't expect me to cook it.\" \"I'm on my break.\" \"Uh, okay.\" \"I don't know what you people do in Costa-Guata-Mexi-Rico...\" \"But here in America, we don't eat birds.\" \"Yeah, but you drink a lot of Wild Turkey.\" \"Karen, I got your message.\" \"Your curd's from an uptight cow?\" \"Honey, your nerd's on his way up right now.\" \" Oh, my God.\" \"How did you get him to come up here?\" \" Ta-da!\" \"Oh, my God!\" \"You caught the bird!\" \"Honey, it was easy.\" \"I just gave him some Mint Milanos\" \"And some brandy to wash 'em down.\" \"So what do you think is wrong with your friend over there?\" \"You know what?\" \"I think I'm gonna ask him to join us.\" \"You know, before you do, I just wanna do this.\" \"And this.\" \"And I thought my hot flashes were bad.\" \"Excuse me, Sir.\" \"Is everything okay here?\" \"Actually, no.\" \"Would it be possible to move to another table and away from this one, which is apparently the portal to Satan's lair?\" \"Sir, you're either going to have to put your clothes back on, or leave.\" \"Okay, fine.\" \"I'll get dressed.\" \"I'm just about to join my friends over there any\" \" Way.\" \"Oh, you gotta be kidding me!\" \"Karen!\" \"I can't believe you killed it.\" \"How could you give a bird alcohol?\" \"Well, it was a lot harder than you think.\" \"At first, I tried to pin it down with an ashtray and pry open its beak with a pair of ice tongs, but... ultimately, I just dunked it head-first into my glass.\" \"All right, well...\" \"Clearly nobody's at fault here.\" \"There is a Hot Gay Nerd here to see you.\" \"I've never seen one up close before.\" \"They're quite spectacular.\" \"Oh, my God, it's him!\" \"What do we do?\" \" I have an idea!\" \"Vamp!\" \" Whore!\" \"No, vamp.\" \"Stall him for a little while.\" \"I'll be right back.\" \"Jack!\" \"Karen told me that you found the warbler.\" \"I am so excited!\" \"Which, for me, is dangerous, 'cause I was born with my heart on the outside of my chest.\" \"But you know what?\" \"You have made me the happiest man alive who was never supposed to live past 17.\" \"Aaron, I'm supposed to vamp, but\" \" One, I don't feel comfortable lying to you, and two, I don't have my lipstick or my boa.\" \"You have bad news?\" \" Oh, no, it's not what you think.\" \" Is it that my bird is dead?\" \" Oh, it's exactly what you thought.\" \" Oh!\" \"God!\" \"Why?\" \"This is the worst thing that has ever happened to me since I saw Big Bird smoking a cigarette with his head off.\" \"Honey, great news.\" \"Your bird isn't dead.\" \"He's alive.\" \"And more beautiful than ever.\" \" Oh, my God.\" \"Let me see.\" \" You won't be disappointed.\" \"Ta-da!\" \" What is this?\" \" It's your bird.\" \"Don't you recognize it?\" \"It's got 78,000 feathers.\" \"And $100 in iTunes.\" \"Karen!\" \"Shame on you!\" \"The Hot Gay Nerd cannot be bought.\" \"He is a man of science.\" \"Good news.\" \"I gave the little fella a couple of sips of coffee, a few slaps across the face, and he came to.\" \"He's alive in the kitchen!\" \"Back off, that's not my bird.\" \"This is my bird.\" \"You are not the rare Hot Gay Nerd.\" \"Why you are the very common Hot Gay Opportunist.\" \"Are you saying you don't want to go out with me?\" \"Well, you've just shown some very unattractive qualities.\" \"But fortunately, you still retain the one that I hold nearest to my heart.\" \"Hot.\" \"Come on.\" \"Let's go spend that bird.\" \"How could you leave me like that?\" \" Will, listen\" \" No.\" \"You listen.\" \"I was doing you a favor.\" \"And how was I rewarded?\" \"By being ditched, then burning off my eyelashes.\" \"On the roaring fire next to my table?\" \"Ironically, no.\" \"On the small votive candle in the men's room while I was wringing out my pants in the sink!\" \" Look, Will, I know that you're mad, but you really, really did help me tonight.\" \" Oh, please!\" \"Don't even try that with m\" \"How?\" \"You made me realize that I shouldn't need someone else to help me control myself.\" \"After dinner, he dropped me off, asked me for another date, we had a kiss of appropriate length, and I came home.\" \" You didn't sleep with him?\" \" I did not.\" \" Or let him feel you up in the cab?\" \" Only because he said I was pretty.\" \"I'm only kidding.\" \"Nothing happened.\" \"Well.\" \"I'm proud of you.\" \"And it's all because of you.\" \" I'm going to bed.\" \" Me too.\" \" Good night.\" \" Good night.\" \"Oh, just one more thing.\" \"Hey.\" \"It's tough to get a cab out there.\" \" Hm.\" \"Say good night to Nick, Grace.\" \" Good night.\" \"Call me.\" \" I had a really good time.\" \" She did too.\" \"Don't worry, she'll put out next time.\""} +{"text": "\"Rotate it to the right and down.\" \"Who's that?\" \"That's a thief in law, the Greek.\" \"Controls chop shops, auto salons and about a third of the market of stolen cars.\" \"That explains the car.\" \"Thief in law Axe.\" \"Export of gas, owns a chain of gas stations.\" \"Sour.\" \"Deals in firearms, real estate, corrupt notary's services.\" \"Who's that with him?\" \"And that's his associate and second in command, Jagged.\" \"Hey, Taras.\" \"Hi.\" \"How are you?\" \"I'm still breathing.\" \"One at a time.\" \"Inhale, exhale.\" \"That's Trefa.\" \"Trefa as in Trifonov.\" \"He controls local prostitution, owns sex-shops and second-hand warehouses.\" \"Quite a mix up he's got.\" \"This is like the Oscars.\" \"All they need is a red carpet.\" \"Mustafa himself.\" \"The Don of the bosses.\" \"Runs the mob's funds and serves as the \"spiritual\" leader of the group.\" \"So all the big shots of the Thieves World are all here.\" \"This is chaos.\" \"What is he, looking for war?\" \"That's enough, Trefa.\" \"Who the hell does this Misha Kievsky thinks he is?\" \"Ripping me off like this?\" \"This cheeky bastard, he's got no respect for us.\" \"Sends his cronies instead of being here himself.\" \"Watch your mouth.\" \"While you still have one.\" \"What?\" \"Hush everyone!\" \"Where is Misha?\" \"Why hadn't he come to me?\" \"This is not good.\" \"Our laws are to be respected.\" \"Idea by Artem Litvinenko\" \"Kirill Kjaro\" \"Ivan Oganesian\" \"Maria Anikanova\" \"Nina Gogaeva\" \"Nikolay Chindyaykin\" \"Make-up by Ludmilla Semashko\" \"Wardrobe by Elena Rukavishnikova\" \"Sound by Sergei Stepanski\" \"Music by Nikita Moiseev\" \"Casting by Elena Prilipko\" \"Artwork by Evgeniya Lisetskaya\" \"Cinematography by Andrej Lisetsky\" \"Editing by Vladimir Zapriagalov\" \"Executive Producer Andrei Rizvanyuk\" \"Producer Viktor Mirsky\" \"Screenplay by Artem Litvinenko Andrey Babik\" \"Directed by Artem Litvinenko\" \"THE SNIFFER\" \"Question time, Trefa.\" \"I didn't do it...\" \"I'm telling you it's not me.\" \"This is not good.\" \"You don't just kill a thief in law.\" \"I swear it wasn't me!\" \"I'll take care of this personally.\" \"Meeting over.\" \"Trefa, you stay.\" \"Shitheads.\" \"What are you doing?\" \"Mustafa says \"Hello\".\" \"Who is Mustafa?\" \"I don't know any Mustafa.\" \"Listen here, asshole and listen good.\" \"You're coming with us.\" \"You'll do whatever we ask of you.\" \"Get me?\" \"Mustafa, I swear on my life that it wasn't me.\" \"Don't swear on something so meaningless.\" \"What am I, stupid, to whack him here?\" \"Have him laid out here like some exhibit?\" \"Often times in order to hide something, one needs to put it in the place most visible.\" \"You know what I think?\" \"His death benefits you, Trefa.\" \"The boys are back.\" \"Zoom in...\" \"Holy shit.\" \"Hello, colonel.\" \"Well, hello there, dear boy.\" \"Hello, Mustafa.\" \"Forgotten an old man, have you?\" \"How you living, dear boy?\" \"How is your son?\" \"I've heard he had some problems lately.\" \"Why didn't you talk to Mustafa?\" \"I handled it myself.\" \"Pride is good.\" \"I'm a prideful man myself.\" \"But I ask you now, help me out with this.\" \"A dear friend of mine was murdered.\" \"Only a trusted few knew about the meeting.\" \"Tell me, who did this?\" \"Can you?\" \"Mustafa, you know I don't work with criminals.\" \"I remember.\" \"And I also remember your debt.\" \"One has to pay his debts.\" \"Let's work something out.\" \"You report this to the police and I only take a look at the body.\" \"That's it.\" \"You have a deal.\" \"What's taking them so long?\" \"I don't like this one bit.\" \"He was killed about 6-7 hours ago.\" \"Not here.\" \"Where?\" \"In a second-hand warehouse.\" \"I wonder if he was murdered in one of your warehouses.\" \"Mustafa, I've been framed.\" \"He was strangled by a scarf.\" \"A second-hand scarf.\" \"The killer is a male of about 40 years old, smokes LM.\" \"Is that it?\" \"What are you doing here?\" \"Intelligence work, bro.\" \"You better tell me now what the hell were you doing at the kingpins' little tea party?\" \"Were you being made?\" \"If so, what's your nickname?\" \"Fine, I won't test the patience of a hardened gangster.\" \"Methyl bromide...\" \"Mmm, exactly.\" \"Methyl bromide.\" \"So what does that mean?\" \"It means that it's...\" \"Methyl made of bromide?\" \"Methyl made of bromide.\" \"That's original.\" \"Looks like you've graduated school with at least two A's\" \" PE and PE.\" \"Fine, you got me.\" \"What does it mean?\" \"That's what they use for fumigation of second hand shit.\" \"It is used as a pesticide and a fumigant to kill insects and bacteria.\" \"This is the where the murder took place.\" \"Misha was strangled with this scarf.\" \"Strange.\" \"What?\" \"I think I know this smell from somewhere.\" \"Maybe now.\" \"The killer has diabetes.\" \"He's on insulin.\" \"Well that's something.\" \"Insulin...\" \"Insulin...\" \"He killed another one.\" \"Kopatko, Vladimir Ivanovich, born 1983.\" \"One of Misha Kievky's bodyguards.\" \"Fair enough.\" \"I wonder why Misha came here.\" \"You think he had a meeting with Trefa.\" \"By the way, you were just about to tell me how you know Mustafa.\" \"That has nothing to do with our case.\" \"I'll find out sooner or later.\" \"How did the killer move the body?\" \"He used the fire escape but I couldn't open it.\" \"So, let's go have a look.\" \"Look at what?\" \"The fire escape.\" \"Why, the scent is lost beyond the door.\" \"I want to remind you that a confession...\" \"Listen, I've had a rough day and I'm tired.\" \"I almost got killed, mind you.\" \"Is it true that you were accused of having murdered Misha Kievsky?\" \"I have a statement to make.\" \"My clients Mr. Mustafaev and Mr. Trifonov have nothing to do with the death of a famed criminal Misha Kievsky.\" \"Mr. Mustafaev and Mr. Trifonov are law-abiding citizens and successful businessmen.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Did you get it?\" \"Good.\" \"Insulin... insulin... insulin...\" \"Dad, how do I work the TV?\" \"I told you never to come into the lab, especially when I'm working.\" \"Is that so hard to understand?\" \"Fine, I'm sorry.\" \"Lebedev, I don't remember asking you to stop by.\" \"Sir, what is the meaning of this?\" \"Do you want tea?\" \"Why did you let Mustafaev and Trofinov walk?\" \"Sit down.\" \"You found Mr. Zozulya's body also known as Misha Kievsky at 23:17 pm, correct?\" \"And according to the autopsy report, death occurred between 16 and 17 pm.\" \"Mustafaev and Trofinov have alibis for that time.\" \"I've been trying to nail Mustafa for 20 years.\" \"I can't quite get a hold on him.\" \"Understand that to put away a guy like Mustafa we need concrete hard evidence.\" \"Concrete.\" \"Do you have it?\" \"I don't.\" \"Yet.\" \"There.\" \"Now go out there and make it concrete.\" \"Take a walk for an hour or so.\" \"Come in.\" \"Good day.\" \"Hello.\" \"May I?\" \"Please have a seat.\" \"Well how are we doing?\" \"It still hurts.\" \"Let me have a look.\" \"A little more.\" \"Nothing too serious.\" \"No swelling.\" \"Ear drum is intact.\" \"Does this hurt?\" \"Yes, slightly.\" \"You know, I think this ear doesn't hear the way it did.\" \"Doesn't hear?\" \"Is it something serious?\" \"Well, no.\" \"Listen, why don't we run a few tests but in the meantime\" \"I'll write you a prescription.\" \"So...\" \"Could it be stress related?\" \"It can.\" \"Why, what kind of stress?\" \"We women only have two sources of stress, children and men.\" \"What kind did you have?\" \"Number 2.\" \"I understand.\" \"Do you?\" \"I have my doubts.\" \"You are so young and pretty.\" \"Probably swamped with suitors.\" \"Well...\" \"One of them?\" \"No, a patient.\" \"So take these three times a day, that should relieve the pain.\" \"We'll see then.\" \"Do I apply before or after the stress?\" \"Preferably instead.\" \"Colonel. 8 Remington shells and 10 Walthers.\" \"I have no idea how he survived.\" \"Well, survived is a strong word.\" \"If Trefa talks it won't be any time soon.\" \"Run the weapons through the database.\" \"Yes.\" \"Maxim.\" \"Yes?\" \"Have you identified the victims?\" \"Yes.\" \"First up is Pushkin, Sergei Viktorovich.\" \"Trefa's bodyguard.\" \"Had he a different name, perhaps he would have stuck to poetry.\" \"The second one is Sypko Taras Nikolaevich aka The Broom.\" \"One of Misha Kievsky's enforcers.\" \"This is just the beginning of a war between the factions.\" \"Looks like it.\" \"Oleg.\" \"Who are these people and what are they doing here?\" \"I thought I asked for there to be no civilians.\" \"Is that so hard?\" \"Look at that, now he wants to not only control us but the entire street.\" \"Big boss man.\" \"Relax, they are clearing the area.\" \"Have you found anything?\" \"What am I going to find here?\" \"There had been hundreds of people on this street.\" \"Do I describe all of them for you?\" \"Why doesn't anyone else work a little, huh?\" \"What about those guys?\" \"It's the same crap every time, standing around drinking tea and chatting.\" \"Colonel, who the hell does he think he is?\" \"Have you had your shot with coffee already?\" \"Colonel, this is a little too much.\" \"Chill out.\" \"I am chilled out.\" \"Listen, next time I'm not going anywhere with him.\" \"It's your choice.\" \"Him or me, Colonel.\" \"Oleg.\" \"Name.\" \"Voskresenskaya Tatyana Aleksandrovna.\" \"I'm here to see my husband.\" \"Follow me.\" \"Hello, darling.\" \"Hi.\" \"Wait a second, Igor.\" \"We need to talk.\" \"Has something happened to you?\" \"Everything is fine with me.\" \"Your appeal has been denied.\" \"What do you mean denied?\" \"The lawyer couldn't do anything.\" \"What do you mean?\" \"You promised...\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"You're sorry?\" \"Just sorry?\" \"Do you know how long I still have to be here?\" \"I get it.\" \"I know.\" \"I understand now.\" \"You didn't even try to do anything.\" \"How dare you?\" \"How dare I, Tanya?\" \"Because you forgot something.\" \"You've changed.\" \"Damn right I have because it is I who's rotting in jail, not you.\" \"Damn it.\" \"You've met someone.\" \"You have...\" \"Just tell me,\" \"I'll understand.\" \"I have no one.\" \"And I didn't forget.\" \"Tanya, Tanya!\" \"Have you forgotten the laws, you little shit?\" \"You disrespect made guys.\" \"Who do you think you are?\" \"You think you are Mustafa, son?\" \"No?\" \"I call the shots around here.\" \"And I respect our ways.\" \"By law you get the last word.\" \"I'm sorry Mustafa.\" \"Don't kill me.\" \"Boys, don't kill me.\" \"I'll fix this.\" \"I'll work it off, I promise.\" \"Just don't kill me.\" \"Please Mustafa, don't do it.\" \"Pray.\" \"Don't kill me, please.\" \"Pray.\" \"Don't kill me, please.\" \"Don't kill me.\" \"Please don't kill me.\" \"Don't kill me Mustafa.\" \"Pray.\" \"That Trefa lives.\" \"Listen here, until I find out who took out Misha Kievsky no one makes a move.\" \"Nothing is to be done without my direct order.\" \"If someone disobeys me,\" \"I'll personally have him rolled up in a rug.\" \"This one's not a diabetic either.\" \"Is that it?\" \"Yes.\" \"Hello.\" \"You should've stayed in the ward.\" \"It's your fault that our key suspect was murdered.\" \"Colonel, sir...\" \"I don't want to hear it!\" \"I want a full report of why this shit happened, you have 30 minutes!\" \"I'm done.\" \"So?\" \"Nothing new.\" \"Same killer.\" \"Nothing?\" \"It's a man, around 40, smokes LM's, has diabetes, injects insulin...\" \"Is that it?\" \"Apart from the fact that he had scrambled eggs with soy sauce, washing it down with cheap instant coffee half an hour ago, nothing.\" \"We have more bodies and still no clues.\" \"Speaking of clues, have you noticed anything strange about the scarf used to kill Misha Kievsky?\" \"No, why?\" \"Someone cut off a small piece off it.\" \"A really tiny one.\" \"What could that mean?\" \"I have no clue.\" \"I'm going to go.\" \"Call me if you have more bodies.\" \"So what about Kisliy?\" \"We need to see who benefits.\" \"Trefa doesn't.\" \"Who gets Trefa's and Misha Kievsky's businesses?\" \"I don't know.\" \"A sit down will sort it out.\" \"But most of it will go to the Greek.\" \"Why is that?\" \"You'll see.\" \"So you also know that Mustafa's business is signed to the Greek?\" \"You said that not me.\" \"I think they want to kill us one by one.\" \"So?\" \"We need to stick together in case things go bad.\" \"You said that not me.\" \"Nice billiards place.\" \"It's okay.\" \"I need to get a few more tables and it will really take off.\" \"Anyways, thanks.\" \"Be safe.\" \"The Greek wants to see me.\" \"Really?\" \"I don't have enough people.\" \"Will you help?\" \"No doubt.\" \"There's your meeting with the Greek.\" \"Tell Greek I send my regards.\" \"Light it up.\" \"And here are my regards, Axe.\" \"Do you have anything?\" \"I don't understand it.\" \"Axe's gas station and the Greek's chop shop.\" \"Their businesses don't intertwine.\" \"The whole thing started after Sour's car went up in flames.\" \"The higher ups are panicking and we have a gang war on our hands.\" \"Shit if I care.\" \"I'd rather have them kill one another.\" \"Less work for us.\" \"These get killed, others will replace them.\" \"At least we know these bosses by now.\" \"And it looks like we're not the only ones.\" \"Insulin...\" \"Insulin... insulin.\" \"Yes.\" \"I need the medical history of one Seva Kazansky.\" \"Seva?\" \"He died two years ago.\" \"I think it was a heart attack.\" \"It wasn't.\" \" What?\" \"I'll explain later.\" \"We need to find out if he had diabetes.\" \"I'll be at yours in 30 minutes.\" \"Greetings, dear boy!\" \"I need to talk to you.\" \"Come sit down.\" \"I'm listening.\" \"Help me find the rat.\" \"Mustafa always remembers a favor.\" \"How do I do that?\" \"The rat is one of ours.\" \"I get all of them together, you show up, sniff them and point him out.\" \"Please understand, dear boy.\" \"A war will start, everyone suffers.\" \"Many innocent people will become victims of bloodshed.\" \"I think you're forgetting something.\" \"How Seva Kazansky had to go.\" \"And who was going to take the fall for his death?\" \"Who saved you then?\" \"I'll think about it.\" \"You do that, dear boy.\" \"Think it over very well.\" \"Come, don't worry.\" \"I guarantee your safety.\" \"Let's go.\" \"Hey.\" \"Did you get it?\" \"I did.\" \"How do you know Mustafa and Seva Kazansky?\" \"Why did you cut the scarf?\" \"That's tampering with evidence.\" \"Two years ago I was hired by Seva Kazansky for a private investigation.\" \"We met at the Sauna.\" \"One on one.\" \"After a minute Seva died before my eyes.\" \"I called for help, the bodyguards bust in.\" \"I was accused with murdering him.\" \"Then Mustafa came.\" \"Why did they let you go?\" \"I told him that Seva was killed with a slow working poison.\" \"Several hours before our meeting.\" \"Who did it?\" \"Seva had a lot of smells on him.\" \"I couldn't find the killer.\" \"My only unresolved case.\" \"That's all well and good but why do you need Seva's medical card?\" \"Did he have diabetes?\" \"No.\" \"Right, I thought so.\" \"And what is it that you thought?\" \"Remember I told you that the smell was familiar?\" \"And?\" \"It's one of the people who had contact with Seva before his death.\" \"When did you realize?\" \"An hour ago, in my lab.\" \"That's when I remembered Seva Kazansky.\" \"He had injection marks on his stomach.\" \"Traces of insulin and berlition were found.\" \"This is administered to people with diabetes.\" \"To the stomach.\" \"That's when I thought that he is a diabetic and the smell is his.\" \"But Seva only used berlition.\" \"Exactly, it is also given for other illnesses.\" \"So it's the same killer?\" \"40-year-old man, diabetic, smokes LM's.\" \"How do we find him?\" \"I'm going to go to a Thieves in Law sit down.\" \"Out of the question.\" \"We don't have another way of finding the killer.\" \"Do you even have an idea who these people are?\" \"Animals, killers.\" \"They have no morals or mercy.\" \"I need to crack this case.\" \"Mastafa's gang is out of his control.\" \"The minute you point out the killer, your safety cannot be guaranteed.\" \"Mustafa's promise means nothing,\" \"I hope you know that.\" \"I will go regardless.\" \"Maybe we should lock him up for twenty days.\" \"Especially because we have a reason to.\" \"Alright, so this is what we do...\" \"It's plastic so it won't rattle around under there.\" \"This is how you turn it on, this is how you turn it off.\" \"Turn it on only after being frisked.\" \"Let's go over it again.\" \"After being frisked I quietly turn on the transmitter.\" \"I then spot the killer but say nothing.\" \"What do you say?\" \"\"Mustafa, there is no killer here.\"\" \"Then I calmly leave.\" \"Okay then, let's do it.\" \"Go on in.\" \"Go on, you can turn it on now.\" \"Where is everybody?\" \"Gena, what's wrong?\" \"Nothing, our receiver is working.\" \"It's his transmitter.\" \"Why doesn't he turn it on?\" \"We need to start the assault.\" \"Colonel?\" \"Yes.\" \"What does this mean?\" \"I don't know.\" \"Start the assault.\" \"Where are the others?\" \"Where is everybody?\" \"I don't know, buddy boy.\" \"We got screwed.\" \"He wants to whack us one by one and then reap the spoils to him and his people.\" \"Not nice, not nice at all.\" \"That's against the rules.\" \"Who the hell are you, squirt?\" \"You think you can talk to me like that?\" \"I'll have your balls for this.\" \"That's a great spiel you're doing but we're not buying it.\" \"Why don't you tell us how you were about to hand the boys over to the cops?\" \"Another clown opened his yapper.\" \"That's a serious accusation, Sour.\" \"But are you willing to put life on that?\" \"Did you bring a civilian to a sit down?\" \"I did, so?\" \"What's with the van?\" \"We can't find it, colonel.\" \"Son of a bitch.\" \"Mustafa's phone?\" \"Off.\" \"Last registered near the golf club.\" \"Ok.\" \"If they are having that sit down they all have to be in one place.\" \"And their phones too, right?\" \"Run the rest.\" \"Got it.\" \"Sour.\" \"Playing this one by the rules, Mustafa.\" \"The rules?\" \"Where's the Greek?\" \"We still form a majority even without him.\" \"A majority?\" \"You're nothing but a bunch of rats, the lot of you.\" \"That's why you moved the sit down and didn't call the Greek.\" \"This is chaos, Axe.\" \"Can you speak for him?\" \"Quit you're yapping, Mustafa.\" \"We have spoken, you have to go.\" \"Don't I get a last word?\" \"You've said enough, Mustafa.\" \"What about the civilian?\" \"Got something to say?\" \"You are making a mistake.\" \"I know who the killer is.\" \"Untie me.\" \"Just tell us.\" \"Untie me, where am I going to go?\" \"Two years ago Seva Kazansky was poisoned.\" \"That was the only murder I couldn't solve.\" \"What does Seva have to do with all of this, you may ask?\" \"The person who killed him is also responsible for the murder of Misha Kievsky and Trefa.\" \"And he is here right now.\" \"Among us.\" \"It's very simple to find him.\" \"He has diabetes so he has to constantly inject insulin into his stomach.\" \"That way the drug lasts longer and is more effective.\" \"The killer is you.\" \"Raise your shirt!\" \"Raise the shirt, you bastard.\" \"So you're a bitch then, Jagged?\" \"Don't shoot, I'll kill you.\" \"So you're the rat, Jagged?\" \"It's not me.\" \"He's the rat.\" \"He wanted to take your place by having the gangs fight it out.\" \"Then take over their businesses.\" \"I was only following orders.\" \"You're a real piece of shit, Sour.\" \"You're a dead man, Sour.\" \"Remember that.\" \"Mustafa, I'm so sorry.\" \"You're a fool Axe and you will die a fool.\" \"Quite.\" \"Just like the movies.\" \"\"Come out with your hands up.\"\" \"Well Mustafa, looks like you're going away for good this time.\" \"Dear boy, you will let me out tomorrow.\" \"I don't even have a gun on me.\" \"I'd be glad to do the time if you have evidence.\" \"Concrete proof.\" \"Without them this is all just hair salon gossip.\" \"You really made my heart skip a beat back there, bro.\" \"Your heart?\" \"You eat a lot of fat.\" \"I have a patient due.\" \"That's me.\" \"I came in under a different name.\" \"We need to talk.\" \"What's going on?\" \"What do you mean?\" \"You know exactly what I mean.\" \"I think we made a mistake.\" \"A mistake?\" \"Was that a mistake for you?\" \"I just think that a relationship should move steady.\" \"One can't just change everything at once.\" \"I can't.\" \"Why not?\" \"You love me, I know that.\" \"Your dopamine is spiking right now.\" \"You are wrong.\" \"I do not love you.\" \"And I would appreciate it if you didn't stage your experiments on me.\" \"I'm never wrong.\" \"That being so.\" \"Let's go back to what we were supposed to be doing in the first place.\" \"What seems to be your medical problem?\" \"I think that from this day forth we should keep our relationship strictly doctor-patient.\" \"I don't understand why you are lying to me.\" \"I won't be your patient.\""} +{"text": "\"The only wonder of the world seen from outer space is the Great Wall of China.\" \"The sole purpose of building the wall was to protect the land.\" \"The enemy kept coming.\" \"He fought on bravely.\" \"The greatest warrior of China:\" \"Liu Sheng.\" \"Today the wall is for tourists.\" \"The spirit of warriors lies frozen in statues.\" \"But the enemy returns.\" \"Hojo.\" \"The evil Hojo has the village Zhange in his grip.\" \"He knows riches worth millions are hidden here.\" \"He sells their treasures to foreigners.\" \"Sure.\" \"I'll talk to Dad about the shipment.\" \"You lazy dog.\" \"Go.\" \"Or your son dies!\" \"Hojo 's treacherous games brought ruin to the villagers and death too.\" \"They were helpless.\" \"In times of trouble, even the blind look to God.\" \"But help only comes to the drowning man if he reaches out for it.\" \"The villagers sought a guiding light to brighten their dark days.\" \"The key to their survival lay in their past.\" \"Their centuries-old protector had returned.\" \"He was born again:\" \"Liu Sheng.\" \"Born in another form and country their protector awaits them.\" \"You smile?\" \"You're done for.\" \"Where to?\" \"You're lunch.\" \"I spent 100 rupees on five lottery tickets.\" \"Only one.\" \"Let me win.\" \"Can't you help me?\" \"You do nothing all day!\" \"Oh, God.\" \"My winning lottery ticket is burning.\" \"Keep it then!\" \"You insult me.\" \"You tell people they were royalty in a previous lifetime.\" \"And me?\" \"A mosquito?\" \"Shut up.\" \"You burping toad.\" \"Do you know who I am?\" \"Chopstick.\" \"The only Fung Shastra master in the world.\" \"Get it?\" \"A Master of Feng Shui and Vastu Shastra.\" \"I get it.\" \"Indian noodles.\" \"Chinese curry.\" \"Put it down.\" \"I'm the only mosquito I know who works like a dog.\" \"Shut up.\" \"Here.\" \"See this lucky amulet?\" \"It'll change your fate.\" \"It has the mighty power of Fung Shastra.\" \"It's yours.\" \"How much have you got?\" \"How much?\" \"I'll check.\" \"Two rupees.\" \" Damn.\" \"Give it to me.\" \" Will my luck turn?\" \"Fool.\" \"Wear it and see.\" \"You'll be flying like a king.\" \"Dada, if I were a big shot, you'd have no food on your menu.\" \"Thanks to you, my restaurant survives.\" \"Right?\" \"Or I'd be begging at Jama Mosque.\" \"I know.\" \"You know nothing.\" \"If I had worn the amulet, who knows what I'd be today.\" \"Sidhu, you're naive.\" \"Don't get conned by those work-shy fools.\" \"Destiny isn't in your palm.\" \"It's in hard work.\" \"Hard work makes sweat.\" \"Not money.\" \"I need to get lucky to have money.\" \"Hard work will bring luck.\" \"Don't take it out on him.\" \"Stand on your own feet.\" \"Stop cooking dreams.\" \"No miracles will strike.\" \"How can a miracle strike?\" \"I never wore the amulet.\" \"Dada.\" \"Lord Ganesh has appeared in a potato.\" \"A miracle.\" \"Long live Lord Ganesh\" \"Son of Goddess Parvati and Lord Shiva\" \"The charity box is there.\" \"It's not Sidhu's.\" \"It's Chopstick's cash box.\" \"Long live bank notes.\" \"Why did Lord Ganesh choose to appear in a potato?\" \"Mysterious are the ways of God.\" \"Pay your respects and move on.\" \"Four hundred and ten, 420 rupees.\" \"Pay protection money.\" \"Out with it.\" \"Don't pull his hand away or he'll rip my cheek.\" \"Easy.\" \"Cool air, please.\" \"Dada.\" \"I knew Lord Ganesh would send you in good time.\" \"Long live Lord Ganesh.\" \"No, Dada.\" \"Easy.\" \"You can't make an omelet without eggs.\" \"Bring the bride here.\" \"He shows up here too.\" \"The moron.\" \"Dada.\" \"Remember, Dada.\" \"You won't find another vegetable cutter like me in Chandni Chowk.\" \"I make the best curry.\" \"Mughalai...\" \"Where is he?\" \"Chinese?\" \"He's Chinese too?\" \"He needs to know he's Liu Sheng.\" \"Reborn.\" \"Tell him he's the warrior Liu Sheng.\" \"He must destroy Hojo.\" \"Destroy Hojo.\" \"Only Liu Sheng can kill him.\" \"Hojo has taken control of our village.\" \"Hojo decapitates our men.\" \"We have found you at last.\" \"You must destroy Hojo.\" \"How do I explain to them?\" \"They mistake a toothpick for an arrow.\" \"Chopstick.\" \"Good fortune comes from China and you show it a \"Do Not Disturb\" sign?\" \"If you tell Sidhu they want him to kill an evil enemy, he'll never go to China.\" \"Don't lie, Chopstick.\" \"He may amount to nothing, but spare his life.\" \"Give him a break.\" \"He'll love you for it.\" \"What if Hojo drinks his blood?\" \"Your Chinese ancestors are calling you.\" \"Go to China with him.\" \"And get rich.\" \"No.\" \"Don't listen.\" \"Walk the path of truth.\" \"Truth?\" \"It will mislead you.\" \"Why look from left to right?\" \"Are they speaking Sindhi?\" \"What's \"Dado Hojo\"?\" \"Your plans will go kaput if you tell him it means \"Kill Hojo.\" Wing it.\" \"Dado Hojo means \"the cool one.\"\" \"You're cool too.\" \"But they said a lot more.\" \"What did they say?\" \"They said Lord Ganesh has blessed you.\" \"His blessings have changed your future.\" \"And your past.\" \"You were no fish, fly or flea in a previous birth.\" \"You were a great and fearless Chinese king.\" \" Liu Sheng.\" \" Liu Sheng.\" \"Dado Hojo.\" \"I'm going from Chandni Chowk to China!\" \"Hello, boys.\" \"She has the curves She has heart\" \"A chance for romance\" \"Come, baby, let's dance\" \"But Baby can 't dance\" \"The new baby in the town Dreams of dating the DJ\" \"But Baby can 't dance\" \"But Baby can 't dance But Baby can 't dance\" \"I will never dance well.\" \"I don't want to live anymore.\" \"Give me poison.\" \"Don 't despair.\" \"You don 't need poison.\" \"You need Dance Master G9.\" \"Dance Master G9?\" \"Yes!\" \"Dance Master G9.\" \"A new Chinese gadget.\" \"Tie it to your ankles.\" \"Press a button and dance.\" \"Bhangra to Beyonce.\" \"Dance!\" \"Keep your husbands from bar girls.\" \"Do the dancing yourself!\" \"Buy Dance Master G9.\" \"I am Miss TSM.\" \"Cool, sexy, confident, glam.\" \"That's me.\" \"Thanks to Dance Master G9.\" \"You want to shine like me?\" \"Order Dance Master G9.\" \"Master!\" \"Can I find a girl like her in China?\" \"Join the line for a Chinese visa.\" \"Who cares if you're Miss TSM?\" \"Tell your sob story to someone else.\" \"I can't help you.\" \"Try asking around.\" \"Go on.\" \"Go through, sir.\" \" Excuse me.\" \" Excuse me.\" \"Excuse me.\" \"Madam, do you have a token?\" \"Go through.\" \"Long live Lord Ganesh\" \"Son of Goddess Parvati and Lord Shiva\" \"O dear lord, master of all.\" \"You have answered my prayers.\" \"All I need now is Miss TSM.\" \"My forehead has become dented from bowing at Shiva's temple.\" \"I'll cook the finest delicacies for you.\" \"Your father, Lord Shiva, never heeded me.\" \"Please, Lord Ganesh.\" \"My God!\" \"I didn't order a dish but here it is.\" \"A woman as lovely as cake can only be a gift from Lord Ganesh.\" \"You are no ordinary dish!\" \"Lord Ganesh seasoned you himself.\" \"My number's been called.\" \"I'll be back.\" \"Rascal.\" \"What's happening to me?\" \"A fellow is dancing like a loony, I'll just check, sir.\" \"The token will be mine.\" \"Thanks to Dance Master G9.\" \"Give me back my token!\" \"Wicked girl.\" \"You bad girl!\" \"A bomb!\" \"Miss TSM!\" \"Sidhu!\" \"I'll give you a tight slap.\" \"Off to China!\" \"If you please.\" \"Okay.\" \"I won't go.\" \"I'm furious.\" \"Take your bags inside!\" \"No one can stop a hurricane.\" \"Not by cursing or kicking.\" \"Let him go to China.\" \"You crook!\" \"My shoe will land on your head and knock sense into you.\" \"Move it.\" \"You always trust the wrong people.\" \"You will never change.\" \"Let me go to China and fulfill my dream.\" \"Stop dreaming!\" \"You'll wake up and find you have nothing.\" \"What do I have now?\" \"No car, no house, no servant.\" \"Not even a mother on my side.\" \"I started life in a dustbin.\" \"I might end up on a rubbish heap.\" \"Well done, brother.\" \"Well spoken.\" \"You were so high when I took you in.\" \"I became your family.\" \"I raised you.\" \"And you talk of ending up on a rubbish heap.\" \"You trust that crook.\" \"You think a potato is a god.\" \"You don't have a grain of self-belief.\" \"I yell at you.\" \"I hit you.\" \"I'm nobody to you, right?\" \"So you talk of ending up on a rubbish heap.\" \"Very well.\" \"Be on your way.\" \"I don't want anything from you.\" \"Dada.\" \"For my sake, wait.\" \"I know you taught me everything.\" \"You brought me up.\" \"My destiny won't be made here.\" \"It will be made in China.\" \"I know you will save me if I get into trouble.\" \"Dada, don't be angry with me.\" \"Let me go.\" \"Dada, if everything goes well, promise you'll come to China.\" \"Me?\" \"To China?\" \"No.\" \"Of course.\" \"If you don't come, who will kick me in the backside?\" \"How will I fly through the air?\" \"Tell me the truth.\" \"You won't let me go because you'll miss me, right?\" \"Don't lie.\" \"Be careful, brother.\" \"Danger lurks in the strangest places.\" \"And so with Dada 's blessings, Sidhu set off to China.\" \"Let me close the bin.\" \"Our things will fall out.\" \"Are you stupid?\" \"The little touches that count.\" \"Jet Airways.\" \"Master!\" \"She's a wicked girl.\" \"Don't trust her!\" \"She's bad.\" \"Lower your voice.\" \"No woman can be trusted.\" \"From Chandni Chowk to China\" \"I haven 't figured out who I am\" \"Look at my face\" \"Plain and simple\" \"Everyone tells me I'm a king Not a pauper\" \"Who threw a banana peel here?\" \"Chinese comrades!\" \"Ready?\" \"Have you seen your face in the mirror?\" \"You look a right clown\" \"Zero brains\" \"Push you and you'll topple over\" \"Silly oaf It's a sham, all a scam\" \"She walks away, stirring his heart\" \"See how he abandons his dreams And goes after her\" \"Have you seen your face in the mirror?\" \"Girl!\" \"Get my drift?\" \"Stop showing me attitude\" \"I'm as hot as they get Stop teasing me\" \"I claw like a cat\" \"Uniforms fear me\" \"My braid is a blade You big hulk, get lost\" \"Like tamarind, I'm tangy and sweet\" \"Like lightning, I'll burn you to eternity\" \"Silly oaf It's a sham, all a scam\" \"Her mischief has made mincemeat of you\" \"Where did she come from?\" \"Who does she think she is?\" \"Grabbing everything in sight\" \"This doll or that doll will do As long as she's made in China\" \"Let them burn with envy Here I go\" \"Chandni Chowk behind me China up ahead\" \"Chinatown\" \"Let's go down Chinatown\" \"Silly oaf It's no sham, it's no scam\" \"Have no fear The lord above\" \"Will make this clown a king\" \"From Chandni Chowk to China\" \"I haven't figured out who I am.\" \" Are you...?\" \" Stupid.\" \"Stupid, stupid.\" \"Go to sleep.\" \"Are you both stupid?\" \" Dado Hojo!\" \" Kill Hojo!\" \"Lord Ganesh!\" \"I am in China.\" \"See that, Chopstick?\" \"Now he has the disciples, and you're left holding the bags.\" \"Flies love caviar as much as garbage.\" \"Look at him!\" \"He isn't even a flea.\" \"That's her!\" \"Get out of the way.\" \"Move.\" \"Stop her.\" \"She's a cheat.\" \"Where are you heading?\" \"Are you nice as sugar and spice?\" \"Or bitter as lemon?\" \"How did you turn Chinese?\" \"Or is it \"do in Rome as the Romans do?\"\" \"Indian arts are now martial arts, eh?\" \"What's this?\" \"How did this bun appear?\" \" Who baked it?\" \" Stop it.\" \"You said \"tit.\"\" \"Sidhu, have you gone nuts?\" \"Why are you harassing the lady?\" \"That's no lady.\" \"Miss TSM is a cheat.\" \"I won't spare her.\" \"Wait for me!\" \"Who baked your bun?\" \"Get your paws off the women!\" \"Diamonds seized.\" \"Liu Sheng?\" \"An Indian.\" \"Go to India and find out who this man is.\" \"Hojo sends his henchman, Joey, to uncover the truth about Sidhu.\" \"Meow Meow wondered why Sidhu chased her at the airport.\" \"And why he thought he knew her.\" \"I'm Miss TSM.\" \"I'm Sakhi.\" \"How will I explain in Chinese?\" \"Miss Sakhi, welcome to the TSM factory in China.\" \"I'm a Chinese guy Hello to you\" \"Multi Language Translator\" \"Now watch the magic\" \"How come they speak Hindi?\" \"I speak every lingo of the world\" \"Press the button\" \"You can speak too\" \"Like a necklace Wear it close to your heart\" \"Wow, you're a genius.\" \"A magic umbrella It comes in handy, rain or shine\" \"A shield against bullets.\" \"Wow, James Bond.\" \"You'll say it's a parachute too?\" \"Lands like a feather\" \"This pepper spray stings A girl's perfect bodyguard\" \"Now, isn 't that smart?\" \"I'm Miss TSM from China.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Put the products in her car.\" \"This way, please.\" \"You're such a big star in India.\" \"All this way for the samples?\" \"From India to China.\" \"So far?\" \"Far?\" \"China is very close to my heart.\" \"My parents met here.\" \"My dad.\" \"Inspector Chiang Kohung.\" \"You're under arrest, Hojo!\" \"My twin, Suzy and I were born in China.\" \"Suzy.\" \"Suzy.\" \"Sakhi.\" \"Suzy?\" \"Suzy.\" \"Sakhi.\" \"My family met their ruin in China.\" \"Smile.\" \"Okay, thank you.\" \" Go.\" \"I'll join you.\" \"Take Sakhi.\" \" And you?\" \"Suzy.\" \"Suzy.\" \"Run!\" \"My husband!\" \"My daughter!\" \"Suzy!\" \"Chiang Kohung!\" \"No!\" \"Suzy!\" \"We never found Suzy's or Dad's body.\" \"Mother couldn't bear her loss and she too...\" \"She always said they were still alive.\" \"I came all the way to China to lay them to rest and find peace.\" \"Dad, Suzy I could never meet you.\" \"Suzy?\" \"I, Sakhi Kohung Chiang, promise I'll never forget you.\" \"Sakhi?\" \"Suzy?\" \"No!\" \"Subtitle?\" \"They say Liu Sheng died here.\" \"No, he didn't die.\" \"He was martyred.\" \"Take it easy.\" \"Pay your respects.\" \" Liu Sheng!\" \" Liu Sheng!\" \"We're after Meow Meow.\" \"Hello!\" \"Have I so many fans in China?\" \" There she is!\" \" Stop!\" \"The police?\" \"Fans of mine?\" \"Autograph?\" \" No autograph?\" \" You're under arrest!\" \"Arrest?\" \"No!\" \"Catch me!\" \"Where is Lord Ganesh?\" \"Where is he?\" \"I fell.\" \"I didn't even realize it.\" \"No!\" \"She's a dangerous woman.\" \"She's violent.\" \"Liu Sheng doesn't hurt women.\" \"The Indian hero.\" \"Meow Meow.\" \"Not here.\" \"Over there.\" \"What did I blurt out?\" \"Liu Sheng!\" \"Master!\" \"I am in your country!\" \"A poor boy from Chandni Chowk.\" \"I'm here!\" \"All the way from Chandni Chowk!\" \"Your king has come!\" \"Hello to each and everyone.\" \"He's here.\" \"Liu Sheng has arrived.\" \"Hurry.\" \"Costume.\" \"Makeup.\" \"Disguise.\" \"No one will recognize me.\" \"Meow Meow returned defeated.\" \"Liu Sheng?\" \"As if!\" \"Meow Meow was sure Hojo would end her days but he had another thought in mind:\" \"To kill Sidhu.\" \"How sweet is the taste of money\" \"Survival is tough\" \"But never forget what I tell you\" \"You can never escape your destiny\" \"I raise a toast to you, my friend\" \"The world is at your feet\" \"Now stand up And claim what is rightfully yours\" \"Be the master of your destiny\" \"Master, this is an Indian song.\" \"O broad-shouldered, big-hearted Iron-chested one\" \"There's nothing to fear, now you're here\" \"From Chandni Chowk to China\" \"A friend of yours has come from India Say hello\" \"Make merry at night Take it easy all day\" \"Everyone dance and sing It's a holiday, time for fun\" \"Attack!\" \"There is no rich or poor, no high or low\" \"Everyone dance together, friend or foe\" \"No black-marketeering\" \"Clean dealings today\" \"Make merry at night Take it easy all day\" \"Say hello to your friend\" \"A friend of yours has come from India\" \"Say hello!\" \"Make merry at night\" \"And now to sleep in China\" \"God.\" \"Why do I itch all over?\" \"I got it all wrong.\" \"Try and understand.\" \"I'm innocent.\" \"I don't know why the police want me.\" \"Master.\" \"Tomorrow's papers will have a photo of me.\" \" I hit her and your photo is printed?\" \" No.\" \"Your photo too.\" \" Go.\" \"Go to sleep.\" \" Master, I want to sleep next to you.\" \"Shut it tight, master.\" \" Get to bed.\" \"You'll be fine.\" \" Listen to me, master.\" \"I'll check it again.\" \"Get to bed, Sidhu.\" \"She's changed again.\" \"My lips are sealed, alas\" \"It's a secret, come near\" \"How did you get here?\" \"Touch me, touch me, touch me\" \"I said, I said, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me\" \"I said, I said, hold me, hold me, hold me\" \"Save me, master.\" \"She stole my heart\" \"And walked away\" \"That's my signature tune.\" \"I lost my mind, I'm half-crazed What's this thing called love?\" \"I'm terrified, master.\" \"I must sleep next to you.\" \" What's wrong, master?\" \" Nothing.\" \"I'm closing the door.\" \"Make sure it's locked.\" \"She's a slippery customer.\" \"Suzy!\" \"Suzy!\" \"Suzy!\" \"Suzy!\" \"Suzy!\" \"Suzy!\" \"Suzy!\" \"What a girl.\" \"No need to put on the light.\" \"You dazzle like lightning.\" \"So beautiful.\" \"Like these ignorant folk you also believe Sidhu is Liu Sheng.\" \"You mistake the monkey for the master.\" \"He's a loser.\" \"A vegetable cutter from Chandni Chowk.\" \"He dances to my tune.\" \"He's no Liu Sheng.\" \"Sidhu isn't Liu Sheng.\" \"Sidhu isn't Liu Sheng?\" \"Sidhu isn't Liu Sheng?\" \"That's what I said.\" \"He's a loser.\" \"He's nothing.\" \"He's a fool.\" \"I am everything.\" \"I am everything.\" \"This time Meow Meow has the perfect gift for Hojo:\" \"A way to kill Sidhu.\" \"Chopstick.\" \"Suzy.\" \"Suzy?\" \"Wanted?\" \"Sidhu?\" \"Wait.\" \"Don't tell her anything.\" \"Tell them what you told me about Liu Sheng.\" \"Sidhu is nothing.\" \"He is a loser.\" \"A fraud.\" \"A vegetable cutter.\" \"A vegetable cutter.\" \"Daddy, I tricked him.\" \"He doesn't know.\" \"He was brought here to kill Hojo.\" \"Greetings from India.\" \"I have proof, Hojo.\" \"Hojo?\" \"Master.\" \"She's always giving me the slip.\" \"Where's the girl?\" \"Liu Sheng, how are you?\" \"Liu Sheng, how are you?\" \"Liu Sheng?\" \"Sidhu?\" \"Sidhu?\" \"Liu Sheng?\" \" We caught Meow Meow.\" \" No!\" \"I'm not her.\" \" Meow Meow!\" \" Liu Sheng?\" \"Hojo!\" \"Hojo is here!\" \"Hojo is here!\" \"Run for your life!\" \"Run for your life!\" \" Liu Sheng!\" \" Liu Sheng!\" \"These kids are real naughty.\" \" Come.\" \"Kill Hojo!\" \" You want to take a photo?\" \"What's the hurry?\" \"Where were you all night?\" \"See how they respect me?\" \"It's all thanks to you.\" \"They want to take our picture.\" \"You come too.\" \"The photographer?\" \"Hojo!\" \"Hey.\" \"Not the statue.\" \"Take a picture of me.\" \"Come on.\" \"Take the picture.\" \"Indians and Chinese.\" \"Brothers all the way.\" \"Where's your camera?\" \"Where is it?\" \" Liu Sheng.\" \" That's right.\" \"I'm Liu Sheng.\" \"Liu Sheng!\" \"Liu Sheng!\" \"Liu Sheng!\" \"Hojo!\" \"Hojo!\" \"Hojo!\" \" Dado Hojo!\" \" Kill Hojo!\" \" Dado Hojo!\" \" Kill Hojo!\" \"Hojo!\" \"Hojo!\" \"Who will take my photo?\" \"Tell your friend about me.\" \"And tell him what I'm going to do to him.\" \"Dado Hojo!\" \"Dado Hojo!\" \"Dado Hojo!\" \"Dado Hojo!\" \"Dado Hojo!\" \"Dado...\" \"Sidhu, I lied to you.\" \"Run from here, Sidhu.\" \"Let go of me!\" \"Sidhu!\" \"Dada?\" \"I made a terrible mistake.\" \"I was no Liu Sheng in a previous life.\" \"I was a mosquito.\" \"And still am.\" \"Sir, I'm an ordinary man from Chandni Chowk.\" \"Dada's foolish boy.\" \"Don't beg!\" \"No, it isn't his fault.\" \"I'm to blame.\" \"Punish me.\" \"Let him go, sir.\" \"It isn't his fault.\" \"It isn't his fault.\" \"Sidhu, get up!\" \"I'll be disgraced forever.\" \"Sidhu, get up!\" \"This is the man you call your Liu Sheng?\" \"Liu Sheng?\" \"You think you can destroy me?\" \"You want this man to save your village?\" \"First let's see if he can save one man.\" \"If you can't use your hands to defend me, then don't fold them to beg.\" \"Destroy them!\" \"Remember you are from Chandni Chowk.\" \"You bastard!\" \"You have 20 hired hands and think you're a strong man.\" \"If you're so brave, then fight me.\" \"I'll chop you into bits and scatter them.\" \"You are naive.\" \"Don't trust these work-shy bastards.\" \"Danger lurks in the strangest places.\" \"I know you'll save me if I get into trouble.\" \"Liu Sheng?\" \"Throw this Chandni Chowk man out of China!\" \"You want to be Liu Sheng?\" \"Then die like him.\" \"Sidhu!\" \"The man whose hand I clasped As I walked\" \"He changed life's colors for me\" \"My life turned upside down in a minute\" \"Filled with grief\" \"My God is slumbering\" \"My protector has gone away from me\" \"Having shown me the path to tread\" \"Your destiny is not in the lines of your palm but in hard work.\" \"His name is Sidhu\" \"Dada.\" \"Now what do you want?\" \"My sister.\" \"I belong nowhere.\" \"I have no one to turn to.\" \"I can't go back to Chandni Chowk.\" \"Give me some work.\" \"I'll do anything.\" \"I'll shine your shoes.\" \"To unite Meow Meow and Sakhi, Chopstick joined Hojo 's gang.\" \"Three months later.\" \"You blessed me with one hand and took Dada away with the other.\" \"Why, Lord Ganesh?\" \"Why?\" \"What can I do here in China?\" \"Where to go?\" \"Oh, Lord.\" \"No one speaks Hindi here.\" \"What shall I do?\" \"Show me the way, Lord.\" \"Have you lost your mind?\" \"Talking to a potato.\" \"Make french fries and eat them.\" \"You've lost weight.\" \"It isn't a potato.\" \"This is my god.\" \"Don't talk nonsense, old beggar.\" \"And people say I'm mad.\" \"What did you say?\" \"I said, people say I'm mad.\" \"You speak Hindi.\" \"I was just repeating what I hear.\" \"But you're speaking Hindi.\" \"No, it's Chinese.\" \"No.\" \"You were speaking Hindi.\" \"How can I?\" \"I'm Chinese.\" \"You're mad.\" \"Sure.\" \"You're Chinese.\" \"But you can speak Hindi.\" \"Be quiet.\" \"I can't remember.\" \"I know nothing.\" \"Lord, I asked for the way and you send the whole map.\" \"Stay away from me.\" \"Lord Ganesh has sent you.\" \"Lord Ganesh has sent you.\" \"People here think I'm Liu Sheng.\" \"Listen.\" \"Old beggar, listen to me.\" \"My God has sent you.\" \"Do you understand who Lord Ganesh is?\" \"Old beggar, listen to me.\" \"Liu Sheng, Liu Sheng, Liu Sheng.\" \"Hojo?\" \"Your future and your past have changed, Sidhu.\" \"You're the great warrior Liu Sheng.\" \"Dada, I will avenge your death.\" \"I will become Liu Sheng.\" \"I will become Liu Sheng.\" \"That's good.\" \"Look at my friend.\" \"Go on.\" \"Laugh.\" \"When I become Liu Sheng, I'll be laughing at you.\" \"Go on.\" \"Laugh.\" \"The great beggar of China's Great Wall.\" \"I'm not a beggar.\" \"I'm Liu Sheng.\" \"Sure.\" \"They'll laugh themselves silly.\" \"But don't stop your brick-smashing act.\" \"When I have some chicken soup and my muscles are toned I'll become Liu Sheng.\" \"What do you want?\" \"My friend needs food.\" \"We have nothing cooked.\" \"Can't you see?\" \"We're redecorating.\" \"Get out.\" \"What did he say?\" \"He said the restaurant is closed now.\" \"No food here.\" \"What do you mean?\" \"I can cook.\" \"Well!\" \"So Liu Sheng is a chef?\" \"Yes, he is.\" \"You're no better than me.\" \"You've no family and remember nothing.\" \"Look at your face.\" \"You look like a beggar.\" \"White Bull!\" \"What are you doing?\" \"Get out!\" \"Police!\" \"Police!\" \"Police!\" \"Sorry.\" \"Liu Sheng has stirred.\" \"Liu Sheng has stirred in me.\" \"Liu Sheng has stirred.\" \"Greetings.\" \"Liu Sheng has stirred.\" \"You fool.\" \"It's me.\" \"The old beggar.\" \" Is Liu Sheng alive?\" \"Then fight him.\" \" He's dead now.\" \"My eyes!\" \"Easy.\" \"My legs aren't made of steel.\" \"Fool!\" \"What are you doing?\" \"Liu Sheng has saved me.\" \"Not Liu Sheng.\" \"I saved you.\" \"Why didn't you save me again?\" \"Save you?\" \"I'll show you saving.\" \"He's back.\" \"Give me your hand.\" \"Chiang Kohung.\" \"Old beggar.\" \"Are you Chiang Kohung?\" \"Chiang Kohung.\" \"You're still alive.\" \"You killed Dada.\" \"My Dada.\" \"You killed Dada.\" \"My Dada.\" \"Dead at last.\" \"Lord Ganesh has sent you to me.\" \"Make me your disciple, o learned one.\" \" You're under arrest.\" \" I want to be under you.\" \"Get off.\" \"The murder weapon.\" \"The corpse.\" \"The evidence.\" \"You're the killer.\" \"Straight to prison.\" \"Case solved.\" \" What case?\" \" This case.\" \"You stay right here.\" \"I'm calling the police.\" \"Don't move.\" \"Odd fellow.\" \"He imagines he's a police officer.\" \"Opera?\" \"Hello.\" \"I'm waiting behind the Opera.\" \"I'm on my way.\" \"Any word from Joey?\" \"Go.\" \"Call him.\" \"The boss wants his specs.\" \"Sidhu.\" \"Give me my hat.\" \"Hurry up, idiot.\" \"Run, Sidhu, run.\" \" What's going on?\" \" Sidhu is alive.\" \"Hojo has gone after him.\" \"Stop right here.\" \" Sidhu.\" \" Sidhu.\" \"Get in the car.\" \"You handle them.\" \"I'll follow Sidhu.\" \"Go, go.\" \"I'm trying to enjoy playing this game with you my friend.\" \"But the game is over.\" \"The winner is...\" \"Meow Meow?\" \"Come with me.\" \"Come on.\" \"Let go of me.\" \"Where are you dragging me, Meow Meow?\" \"I'm Miss TSM.\" \"Your Sakhi.\" \"Miss TSM?\" \"The Chinese Consulate girl?\" \"He's here.\" \"Come on!\" \" Only one way to escape.\" \" That's suicide.\" \"Your eyes smiled at me\" \"Overwhelming my heart\" \"Now I have found you, don 't go away\" \"Stay in my eyes Sleep in my embrace\" \"These are the ways of love\" \"Some magical encounters\" \"We meet, our hearts smile The season changes\" \"Your smiling eyes\" \"This is me and my twin, Suzy.\" \"No wonder!\" \"I was so confused.\" \"A dark cloud hung over me every time I saw your sister.\" \"But when I...\" \"When I see you...\" \"Look at me.\" \"When I see you, my heart floats.\" \"I feel like gliding away like a butterfly.\" \"Off to prison.\" \"Why are you hitting me?\" \"No prison for me.\" \"I have lots to do.\" \"You should be thanking me.\" \"Your memory is back.\" \"Stop hitting me.\" \"You're not an inspector.\" \"You're Chiang Kohung.\" \"Chiang?\" \"Nothing but punches since I arrived in China.\" \"Who's Chiang Kohung?\" \"Chiang Kohung!\" \"Enough is enough.\" \"Stop!\" \"Where do you think you're going?\" \"Why are you hitting me?\" \"Sakhi.\" \"Sakhi.\" \"Sakhi.\" \"Sakhi.\" \"Hey.\" \"Hey.\" \"Dad?\" \"Whose dad?\" \"My daughter.\" \"Whose daughter?\" \"Dad.\" \"Believe me.\" \"I've told you everything.\" \"I know nothing else.\" \"I'm a poor teahouse owner.\" \"They came and wrecked my place.\" \"The enemy is back.\" \"Sir, Hojo knows you're alive.\" \"He knows Sidhu...\" \"Let him go.\" \"Sidhu forgive me.\" \"Please?\" \"I want to learn kung fu and karate.\" \"Be a master like you and avenge Dada's murder.\" \"You want to learn kung fu?\" \"Take revenge, eh?\" \"Against Hojo?\" \"Hojo has erased 20 years of my life.\" \"Leave the avenging to me.\" \" You relax.\" \" Should I go back to India?\" \"Yes.\" \"Then I'll go back.\" \"When people ask, \"Where's Dada?\" what do I say?\" \"\"Well, Dada's dead.\"\" \"\"How come?\" \"Because of me.\"\" \"\"What did you do?\" \"I sat by and watched.\"\" \"You relax, sir.\" \"You have found your family but I will never find my Dada again.\" \"He has gone forever.\" \"He died a dog's death at the hands of Hojo.\" \"He came from Chandni Chowk to show me he cared.\" \"And Hojo slit his throat.\" \"I will have my revenge on Hojo.\" \"Hojo will kill him too.\" \"It's my fault, pinning my hopes on you.\" \"Dada always said, \"Don't count on anyone.\" \"Believe in yourself, Sidhu.\"\" \"And that's what I'll do from now.\" \"You watch.\" \"The world will watch.\" \"I'll kill Hojo.\" \"I'll do it alone.\" \"Dada.\" \"Why are you here?\" \"Your training starts tomorrow.\" \"What's this?\" \"What's wrong?\" \"Flying to the moon?\" \"You clown.\" \"Don't teach me any old rubbish.\" \"I want to learn kung fu.\" \"Be the best, not second best.\" \"Get it?\" \"I want to learn kung fu, not tickling.\" \"Cosmos Thumb.\" \"My special move.\" \"Untouched outside.\" \"Pieces within.\" \"I want to learn Cosmos Kung Fu.\" \"There's an old Shaolin saying:\" \"\"Fear not the 10,000 moves practiced once.\" \"Fear the single move practiced 10,000 times.\"\" \"Look within you, Sidhu.\" \"Have you such a move?\" \"A move you've known since childhood that no one can match.\" \"Everyone has such a move.\" \"A move that's second nature to you.\" \"Your own kung fu will help you the day you challenge Hojo.\" \"Tell me.\" \"I eat and drink every day.\" \"I chop vegetables.\" \"I bathe, I wash.\" \"That's it.\" \"Training you will probably drive me crazy again.\" \"Masterji.\" \"No arrows, no swords No weapons, no bullets\" \"You are your own army You are your own force\" \"Is this kung fu?\" \"If it is, then every Indian woman who rolls bread is better than Bruce Lee.\" \"I rolled bread in India.\" \"Now here too.\" \"Tell me, daughter.\" \"What was life like when you were 4?\" \"Four?\" \"How can I remember, Dad?\" \"Take your time.\" \"We have nothing but time on our hands.\" \"Let me fill you in.\" \"She drank milk when she was 4.\" \"I'm over 27, and still making bread.\" \"Wow, delicious.\" \" Can I have another bread?\" \" Another?\" \"I'm breaking my back here.\" \"Enough is enough.\" \"Wait, I'll do it.\" \"Okay, enjoy the bread.\" \"Now for the next move.\" \"The next move?\" \"If you weren't Sakhi's father, I'd shove this you know where.\" \"I've chopped vegetables all my life.\" \"Now you teach me to roll bread.\" \"I want to learn kung fu.\" \"Will you teach me or not?\" \"Here's some kung fu for you.\" \"Why are you hitting me?\" \"This is called Iron Forearm Kung Fu.\" \"I smashed it.\" \"Like the star Dara Singh.\" \"I'm a kung fu master.\" \"Put everything behind you And forge ahead\" \"The enemy will run for cover If you use your might\" \"Higher.\" \"I've mastered Iron Forearm.\" \"Soon I'll master Iron Legs, Iron Chest Iron Stomach and Iron...\" \"Enough.\" \"Don't stop me.\" \"My body has turned to iron.\" \"My iron man.\" \"Let's go for an iron kiss.\" \"A ticket for India?\" \"Rusty iron is of little use to anyone.\" \"Hojo isn't my enemy.\" \"You are.\" \"I know.\" \"Stay away from her.\" \"Enough?\" \"Can I get down?\" \"Higher.\" \"Okay?\" \"Do you want me to call on God?\" \"Dad, he'll fall.\" \" No more training then.\" \" Never mind, Sakhi.\" \"Your father is a tyrant.\" \" I see a bird's nest.\" \"Okay?\" \" Jump.\" \"What?\" \"Did you say \"thump?\"\" \" I said, jump.\" \" Impossible.\" \"Stop joking.\" \"Joking?\" \"Wow!\" \"You're a clown.\" \"Hojo will die of laughter when he watches your moves.\" \"Fall from any height without breaking a limb.\" \"Land like a feather.\" \"Jump.\" \"I'm jumping.\" \"You're hopeless.\" \"Go back to Chandni Chowk.\" \"Just make your way home.\" \" Sakhi, pack his bags.\" \" No, I'll jump.\" \"Sakhi.\" \"Sakhi.\" \"Sakhi.\" \"Forging metal turns it to gold Turn your body to steel\" \"Be brave and even God will bet on you\" \"Let embers smolder\" \"Let diamonds dazzle\" \"Do it!\" \"Today's the day\" \"It's beyond you.\" \"Your growl echoes like the roar of a lion\" \"You are no less than a tall mountain\" \"Wrestle the fiercest waves\" \"Stop the raging storm\" \"Do it!\" \"Today's the day\" \"In the face of danger, show your might The might of force\" \"Your goal is nearing you Show your might\" \"Do it!\" \"Today's the day\" \"If you so desire\" \"You can conquer the world\" \"Just believe in yourself\" \"Dada!\" \"Sidhu was trained and ready.\" \"Hojo got his diamonds back and Chopstick was still spying for Sakhi.\" \"Frankie.\" \"Ship out the diamonds.\" \"Chopstick has sent news.\" \"See you at the harbor.\" \"Make sure no outsiders here.\" \" Good morning, sir.\" \" What?\" \"Hello.\" \"Not his shoulder.\" \"Hit his chest.\" \"Like this.\" \" What move was that?\" \" The Wild Bull.\" \"You keep at it.\" \"I'll sit and watch.\" \"No good.\" \"Six out of 10.\" \"I'm busting a gut here and you're unimpressed.\" \"From Chandni Chowk to China\" \"Look at my face Plain and simple\" \"They say I'm a king, not a pauper\" \"Don't use your hand to stop traffic.\" \"Stop the enemy's heart.\" \" Get it?\" \"You lazy fool!\" \" Lazy fool?\" \" Sidhu!\" \" What?\" \"Don't move, or he dies.\" \"The same old dialogue.\" \"\"Don't move, or he dies,\" et cetera, et cetera.\" \"Sidhu, my day of reckoning has come.\" \"Master, you have great powers, and are all-knowing.\" \" Your predictions come true.\" \" Stop.\" \"Kill him.\" \"Don't worry about me.\" \"You worry me the least.\" \"Stop, or he dies.\" \"You stopped.\" \"I knew you cared for me deep down.\" \"No way.\" \"A question for you.\" \"Must I immerse your ashes in the Ganges or in a Chinese river?\" \"Well?\" \"Let's split your remains.\" \"Ashes here, urn there.\" \"Finish him off.\" \"Sidhu, forgive me.\" \"I touch your feet.\" \"Cosmic Thumb.\" \"Touch my feet, then.\" \"In the face of danger, show your might\" \"Your goal is nearing you Show your might\" \"Let your breath be your guide\" \"Let your feelings show\" \"Do it!\" \"Today's the day\" \"If you so desire You can conquer the world\" \"Just believe in yourself\" \"That's new.\" \"Cosmic Kick.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Nine and a half.\" \"Thank you, thank you.\" \"Only nine and a half?\" \"You old man!\" \"Hojo heard a familiar voice on the phone.\" \"A voice he had not heard for 20 years.\" \"Hojo was promised the return of his son in exchange of...\" \"Meow Meow.\" \"Time you know the truth about your father.\" \"Hojo's men are everywhere.\" \"Suzy.\" \"I want you to know I'm your...\" \"This is for my father.\" \"You killed my father.\" \"You destroyed my family.\" \"Sidhu!\" \"Attack!\" \"Why did Suzy stab you?\" \"No, it's all Hojo's ruthless scheming.\" \"Suzy believes I murdered her father.\" \"Sidhu, where to?\" \"To where it all began.\" \" He's my father, isn't he?\" \" He's a foe.\" \"It was now clear to Meow Meow.\" \"Hojo had kept the truth from her.\" \"We made a big mistake.\" \"You're not a reincarnation of Liu Sheng.\" \"You don't owe us anything.\" \"You had better go.\" \"Tell him to leave.\" \"We know he isn't Liu Sheng.\" \"Sidhu, they say they made a big mistake.\" \"You aren't Liu Sheng.\" \"The village is their problem, not yours.\" \"They say, \"Return to Chandni Chowk.\"\" \"I may not be Liu Sheng but now they are my own people.\" \"So what if I was a mosquito or Liu Sheng in a previous birth?\" \"My purpose in this lifetime is to destroy Hojo.\" \"Lord Ganesh.\" \"Today I'll fight alone.\" \"Just me.\" \"Lord, you've always been on my side, and always will be.\" \" Where are you going?\" \" Hojo is here.\" \"I'm all right.\" \"I have both your daughters now.\" \"Stop right there.\" \"Who will stop me?\" \"I will.\" \"You traitor!\" \"One of my daughters goes after me.\" \"Papa.\" \"Suzy Sidhu will fight alone.\" \"Liu Sheng.\" \"Ready for your next rebirth?\" \"Sidhu.\" \"Dada?\" \"The time of promises is over Seize the day\" \"Learn the wisdom of action\" \"Take what belongs to you\" \"Never beg for what is rightfully yours\" \"So you still believe God is in the potato?\" \"God only helps those who help themselves.\" \"Believe in yourself, Sidhu.\" \"Your destiny isn't in your palm lines.\" \"It's in your might.\" \"Know your true self.\" \"Chop them down like corn and carrots.\" \"Destroy them!\" \"Get up, Sidhu.\" \"Please.\" \"Sidhu.\" \"Sidhu.\" \"Fear not 10,000 moves practiced once.\" \"Fear a single move practiced 10,000 times.\" \"Look within yourself, Sidhu.\" \"Your destiny is not in your palm lines.\" \"It's in your might.\" \"Do you have a unique move that none can match?\" \"Know your true self.\" \"That move is within you, Sidhu.\" \"Chop them like corn and carrots.\" \"That move is within you, Sidhu.\" \"Destroy them!\" \"Sidhu, look within.\" \"Do you know such a move?\" \"Do you have such a move, Sidhu?\" \"A potato?\" \"You're laughing?\" \"You're done for.\" \"The man with hesitant steps Is now steady\" \"Making the impossible possible\" \"He is a new man\" \" Liu Sheng.\" \" Sidhu.\" \"Sidhu!\" \"Sidhu!\" \"Sidhu!\" \"Now watch my Indian kung fu.\" \"The kung fu that I learned in Chandni Chowk's lanes.\" \"That kung fu that all Indian women practice as they chop vegetables.\" \"That kung fu...\" \"His name is Sidhu\" \"Bread.\" \"All shapes and sizes, with cheese or radishes?\" \"Shall I repeat the menu for you?\" \"Bread.\" \"All shapes and sizes, with cheese or radishes?\" \"Will I serve you up as a potato dumpling?\" \"Sidhu!\" \"Why so quiet?\" \"Cheer me on!\" \"Sidhu!\" \"Sidhu!\" \"Sidhu!\" \"He sees big dreams He does great deeds\" \"The Delhi dreamer Is now China 's champ\" \"The potato of the day is cut to size.\" \"And that's how Sidhu...\" \"Liu Sheng ended Hojo 's days.\" \"How long could the great Liu Sheng tolerate tyranny?\" \"His spirit can rest in peace now.\" \"Happy days have returned to Zhange village.\" \"With Dada 's blessings Sidhu champions a charming cheer from Chandni Chowk to China.\" \"Inspector Chiang was at last reunited with his daughters.\" \"Chopstick was delighted to discover his Chinese roots.\" \"But Sidhu warned him:\" \"No more conning!\" \"What's this?\" \"What's wrong?\" \"Sidhu.\" \"Sidhu?\" \"They say they have a big problem in their village.\" \"I'm no troubleshooter.\" \"How come you understand them?\" \" Sidhu, I lied to you.\" \" About what?\" \" My mother wasn't from China.\" \" Africa?\" \"From Chandni Chowk to Africa\" \"TO BE CONTINUED\" \"This is Akshay Kumar of Gopal Apartments.\" \"Paratha Lane.\" \"Red Fort.\" \"Chandni Chowk.\" \"Delhi 6.\" \"Now I sing a fun song for you.\" \"101 rupees is my reward.\" \"Listen.\" \"Ears wide open.\" \"Where to?\" \"O pretty cauliflower\" \"Cut it out.\" \"Time for the beat to kick in.\" \"Enough.\" \"We're off to Chandni Chowk.\" \"It's a wrap.\" \"He is Liu Sheng, reborn.\" \"[ENGLISH] He is Liu Sheng, reborn.\" \"[ENGLISH]\""} +{"text": "\"Whiperwill flies about... 27 miles an hour.\" \"That what you thought it woulda been?\" \"Sure.\" \"I'd a thought more like... 31 or something.\" \" Hm\" \"God damn that's a pisser\" \"Normally I could look at anything.\" \"Tell you exactly how fast it's goin' within 2 miles per hour...\" \"It's fascinating.\" \"I'm gonna...\" \"Get the fuck outta the way cocksucker!\" \"Mornin' mayor\" \"Hi, how're ya'll doing?\" \"Easy come, easy go\" \"When Darwin said fittest...\" \"He didn't necessarily mean the strongest\" \"Or the most intelligence or any one trait\" \"He merely meant those oraganism most well suited to their environments\" \"Now, we humans\" \"We think we're more fit\" \"More evolved because\" \"We're smarter, We're neophytes\" \"We've only been on this earth 2 million years, give or take\" \"The cockroach, that fella's been around 350 million years\" \"So based on that which of us is the more successful species\" \"Lots of folks build houses on unsafe ground\" \"The erosion of Cambodia is some of the worst, my friends wanted to buy a house there but...\" \"Hey, c'mon\" \"Hey Grant\" \"Later Hank\" \"He's teaching evironmental studies, he's gonna borrow one of my lesson plans\" \"Oh, I know what he want's to borrow\" \"And I ain't lendin'\" \"Come on you little varmits\" \"That's it\" \"See you guys later\" \" That's it\" \"That's one match I'll never get\" \"Ain't no mystery...\" \"Starla's raisin' them shanties off St. Luke dirt poor\" \"All she ever wanted was to be a lady\" \"Ol' Grant Grant, he's always been made of green\" \"Gold digger, huh?\" \" Oh hell Margeret\" \"Starla's mother left her, her daddy's a drunk, she's 17 years old\" \"Old Grant pulls up, big old cadillac, house on a hill\" \"And college tuition, what would you do?\" \" Hell, if he'd had a gina you'd a married him too\" \" What's a \"gina\"?\" \"It's a country\" \"You know where \"Ginese\" people come from\" \"Learn to easedrop better Zack, Hell!\" \"Your mother's waitin' over there\" \"What the hell you doing here?\" \"Scoot, Scoot!\" \"Sugerplum!\" \"You comin' to bed?\" \"Oh yeah\" \"You know what baby?\" \"I'm just not really in the mood\" \"Come on babydoll, it's been long time we both need it\" \"I know I'm just...\" \"Baby come on now I don't just have some switch\" \"Sure you do!\" \"That's disrespectful\" \"Come on now, I just playing with you!\" \"Come on baby!\" \"Why don't you just work one out for yourself there\" \"Oh honey I'm just not in the mood, can't you tell?\" \"When the hell are you in the mood?\" \"Where you going?\" \"Out... for a walk!\" \"Grant, baby\" \"Uh, yeah, hit me again there killer\" \"Meagen Montgomery's little sister\" \"You kidding me\" \" Nope!\" \"Brenda\" \"My sister Meagen, she was a big fat old cow and I be thinking\" \"What's he see in her that ain't me\" \"Shit, come on now\" \"You couldn't have been more than 10 or 11\" \" Hell, I was game\" \"I'll give you a ride\" \" Alright!\" \"Come on!\" \" Where we going?\" \"Get over here!\" \"What I tell you\" \"I had a crush on you\" \"Oh yeah look at that\" \"Your initials \"B M\"\" \"Just like a piece of shit!\" \" Shut up!\" \"At least I don't got the same last name as first\" \"You ain't nothing but a little turd girl\" \"wait!\" \"wait!\" \"wait!\" \" Oh Grant\" \"I can't\" \"Starla\" \"She gets a little worried about me if I'm out too late\" \"I'm sorry\" \"I gotta to go\" \"Starla, yeah shit!\" \"Go\" \"What is it?\" \"I dunno\" \"There's a trail.\" \"Ah, oh that's gross\" \"Come on!\" \"Come on!\" \"Come on, Grant\" \" Wait!\" \"What the fuck?\" \"Oh God!\" \"Grant?\" \"Are you okay?\" \"You okay?\" \"Meat\" \"Morning baby\" \"We have'nt heard this song for a while\" \"I was hoping it could be uh... peace pipe\" \"I'm sorry about last night\" \"I don't mean to push you away and make you feel rejected\" \"I do want to be a good wife\" \"You're crying\" \"Baby, what's this?\" \"Just a little bug bite\" \"What are you so smiley about?\" \"Nothing\" \"Grant and I had a good morning and it's been a while.\" \"You slut!\" \"You're a married woman\" \"It just Grant, I dunno, it's like.\" \"It was like he was discovering all these different parts of my body, you know like... like little boy or something.\" \"I'm telling you this morning I sensed a real change in Grant\" \"Meat meat meat\" \"Howdy, Mr. Grant\" \"Oh hey there killer\" \" What can I do ya for?\" \"Give me couple of your rib eyes\" \" How many you need?\" \"Eight\" \"No, ten\" \"No, no, you know what?\" \"How...\" \"Give me 14.\" \"Having a party?\" \"Yeah some like that.\" \"It's a ittle surprised for the wife.\" \"Grant!\" \"What's this lock doing on the door?\" \"Baby, you drilled right into the frame, it's all busted up\" \"Sugerplum, you really think you sould be asking so many questions when it's so close to your birthday\" \"My birthday is not for 2 months\" \"That's close not really matter of opinion\" \"Grant, I'm jumping in the shower.\" \"Baby we need to leave in 40 minutes\" \"Oh\" \"What're you doing?\" \"Nothing, I got.\" \"I got to go to work, I...\" \"left something at work\" \"What?\" \"Grant, Deer Cheer starts in about an hour and you promised me\" \"Gotta go, gotta go to work!\" \"I'll meet you there!\" \"I will never understand what joy a\" \"Grown man gets using a thousand dollar weapon to blow the face off a cute little deer\" \"surprised you're able to lift a mug you been carrying that torch for so long\" \"That remind me of something I wanted to tell you\" \"What's that?\" \" Fuck you fatass!\" \"Grant!\" \"Damn girl!\" \"You are chocolate for the eyes!\" \"I thought maybe you was dead after the other night\" \"I am dead\" \"Don't I look it?\" \"The old half Mexican around?\" \" At his momma's for the weekend, I'm all alone 'sides this 'un\" \"Hmm\" \"Hey\" \" Hi!\" \" Scared ya?\" \"Hey, Bill...\" \"What you doing?\" \" Oh nothing just... trying to get buzz on but I can't\" \"I'm too buff, got too much muscle mass\" \"Oh really?\" \"Congratulations, by the way - thank you!\" \"Yeah on the promotion Chief, yeah\" \" sounds wierd doesn't it?\" \" No, sounds nice\" \"So where's old Grant?\" \"I don't know he was supposed to meet me here but...\" \"It's kinda chilly tonight\" \" Yeah, Sure is purdy\" \"It's probably time for the countdown, almost\" \" Right\" \"Yeah, think Jack'll make a speech or something...\" \"That'll be interesting\" \"Thank you!\" \"I would like to introduce Mayor Jack McCreedy\" \"Thank you!\" \"Cheese and crackers\" \" Ladies and gentleman\" \"Right after God invented this world of ours\" \"He came unto Adam and He said that man sould have dominion\" \"over the fish in the sea and over the birds in the air\" \"And over every living thing that moveth upon the Earth\" \"Now, I believe... when God say that!\" \"He was thinking of deer season and Wheelsy how much damn fun it is to shoot a buck or two\" \"Are you ready?\" \" Yeah!\" \"Ten\" \"Nine!\" \"Eight!\" \"Seven!\" \"Six!\" \"Five!\" \"Four!\" \"Three!\" \"Two!\" \"Oh God, Grant!\" \"Let's the hunt begin!\" \"Grant?\" \"What is...\" \"Grant you know about this fuse?\" \"Grant why didn't you answer your phone?\" \"Grant?\" \"Oh my God, Baby what happen to your face?\" \"It just a bee sting\" \"I'll be alright\" \"I had a little reaction, that's all\" \"We gotta get you to the hospital\" \" No, no no\" \"I already saw doctor Carl...\" \"gave me prescription.\" \"Said\" \"\"it should clear up soon\"\" \"He said \"things like this happen... happens to people all the time\"\" \"Come one baby, don't... don't look at me like that\" \"Yes, hi Dr. Carl\" \"This is Starla Grant\" \"Oh Starla, How are you?\" \"I'm fine, thank you, I was calling about... about Grants condition, I think it maybe getting worse\" \"What condition is that, dear?\" \"The one you just saw him about\" \"Starla, I haven't seen your husband in over a year\" \"Oh what's the matter!\" \"Come on now, don't cry now look here, you're doing a good job!\" \"I'm so hungry, I think I'm gonna die!\" \"No, here I'm got something here help ya feel better\" \"Brought you munchies\" \"Come on now, treat yourself!\" \"Hey Starla\" \" Hey!\" \"Bill, Wally\" \" Hi!\" \"Grant around by any chance?\" \" Oh no, he's not home from work yet\" \"Mr. Grant!\" \" He's not home yet Wally, I just said\" \"What's going on?\" \"Do you know Brenda Gutierrez\" \"Maybe she called the house...\" \" No\" \"Girl disappeared Friday night\" \"Signs of struggle in the house\" \"Here in town\" \"Yeah the thing is... people saw Grant goin into her house\" \"And that's the last thing they seen of her\" \"It must have been someone that looks like Grant\" \"Yeah, maybe\" \"have him give me a call as soon as he gets in\" \"Alright\" \" Thanks\" \"Good night\" \" Good night!\" \"No no no\" \"Bill, it's Starla, you were just here and you need to get back here right now!\" \"Grant is sick or something...\" \"Why you running from me baby?\" \"I wasn't gonna hurt you!\" \"I love you baby I tried not to change\" \"I get it, I'm too ugly for you now, is that it?\" \"You don't want to hurt me\" \"You betrayed me I cant trust you no more\" \"Here I got a little surprise for you huh sugerplum\" \"Starla!\" \"Starla you in here?\" \"Starla, you alright?\" \"Whoa, stop!\" \"What the fuck was that?\" \"Bunch of fucking morons I don't know how any of em got elected they blame me for it like I...\" \"Bill, Bill we need to talk\" \"Shit!\" \"Morning Jack we need to find this Grant, I mean yesterday town council's lit a roman candle stuck it up my ass\" \"Jack your leisure activities ain't my business\" \" Hey don't you fuck with me Bill your post here as chief is in dire straits nobody wants to go huntin in a town with a pet murderer and kidnapper\" \"We'll find him Jack ain't many places he can hide looks like a damn squid\" \"Sea world maybe\" \"She heard you say squid she gonna go out and create a goddamn hysteria\" \"Shelby you gonna create a hysteria?\" \" Not today Bill!\" \"What's this?\" \"I thought we could use it like a police sketch, chief\" \"You know, take it door to door see if anybody recognizes him\" \"Ya'll show some respect, right now\" \"And you!\" \"You don't know what was in there you said it was dark, you don't know what the hell you saw\" \"His arm was all bendy mayor - well it's obvious the bastards got...\" \"Lime disease!\" \" What?\" \" lime disease you touch some deer faeces and then ya eat a sandwich without washing your hands you got your lime disease and makes you look like a squid\" \"Oh well fuck you all for laughing\" \"Chief, another attack over at the Catovettes\" \"What?\" \"Grants been stealing animals off farms edge of town\" \"Alright folks lets go dont forget your guns we don't any lime disease popping out at us\" \"Oh ho ho, ha ha fucking ha\" \"I reckon Grant ain't got one of them puppy calenders on his desk just dont strike me as a real dog lover is all\" \"Hey!\" \"Look\" \"Knocked this one's head clear on over here put that down numbnuts he drug the cow through here\" \"How can one man do that?\" \"Slay all them dogs by himself?\" \"Well, he's gotta be in the forest all 3 ranches run along side it\" \" I think we should get up a posse\" \"And head in there\" \"It's hundred thousand acres, be like finding a needle in a fuckstack\" \"Gather some folks together think I know where dr doolittle's gonna strike next\" \"right after grant ran off a cat went missing from here\" \"Ranglin's ranch!\" \"Two nights ago a mare was stolen from this property owned by Fitzgibbon that rancher with the cleft pallet\" \"I know that guy, he looks like a chipmunk your momma weren't too proud when you came out neither Wally\" \"And then we got the Castovettes right here that's where last nights shitstorm took place and if he keeps that pattern next he's gonna end up here\" \"Owned by a family called the Stripmeyers\" \"I know you're all tired and barely seen your families but we're gonna have to go there tonight lie low\" \"And wait well let's go get that son of a bitch chief\" \" yeah - yeah alright boys\" \"here's my little darlin there she is\" \"hey bill we got his grenade we confiscated from them jokers wanting to use it to fish for trout no, we should be alright with all we got\" \"not another ruskies we're invading\" \"You seen this guy, you'd a wish they was\" \"Just give me one second\" \"Bill, I heard you going to get Grant.\" \"yeah we uh\" \" I think I should go with you well go?\" \"honey, no\" \"Bill you need to let me help - look i aint that wells on police procedure but im sure theres a heap of regulations against taking a civilian on a stakeout\" \"I should have seen it coming this is my fault it aint your fault he tried to kill you he had all those physical symptons he was acting peculiar\" \"Starla, thank you\" \" I was just trying ot pretend it wasn't happening\" \"Starla I apperciate the offer but I can't!\" \"If that girl's still out there How you gonna find her?\" \"How?\" \"Unless you bring Grant back alive\" \"Your best... your only chance of doing that is with me\" \"she's got a point\" \"You all done honey?\" \" Oh, thank you\" \"Hey come on now!\" \"Colly what did you do to your fingers?\" \"Terry Chy done 'em she's Japanese yeah?\" \"looks more like that Pokeman done em to me foreign stuff is classy if you knew you knew something oh there's Jack\" \"I want all of you stay inside tonight, you hear!\" \"Hey Otis!\" \"this turns out to be a mountain lion we're gonna look like a bunch of damn idiots\" \"this would be a good night to chase some pussy wouldn't it?\" \"how about that deputy Margeret you got a little deputy thing\" \"going on with you two?\" \"Margeret packs a box lunch\" \"No shit?\" \"Hey Starla you remember that time we were kids you came knockin at my window in the middle of the night\" \"so Starla here's 12\" \"I guess i was 14 i said Starla \"what the hell you doing out there\"\" \"she says She's gonna run away to Hollywood and be a big star and she knew i was in the ROTC so she says she needs a bodyguard and invites me to come along and i said \"starla...\" \"If theres anyone could can take herself i'd think it's you\" \"i'm gonna have to decline how far'd you get bout the bus stop\" \"cuz ranger rick here called my dad.\" \"damn, a cop from the get go you sonuvabitch fucked up our fame and fortune there bill pardy\" \"Yeah\" \"Yeah i guess maybe i did\" \"You said \"squid\"\" \"it got worse\" \"it looks like somethingn that fell off my dick during the war hey hey\" \"Grant?\" \"Ho-ly\" \"Shit!\" \"what are we gonna do now Bill?\" \"cuffs wont even fit on him\" \"Starla where you...?\" \"Grant!\" \"It's okay Grant\" \"You're just sick is all you're just sick\" \"We're just here... to take you to get some help\" \"Right now!\" \"and i'm gonna stay by you\" \"Just like I swore I would!\" \"for better or worse much fucking worse\" \"Grant!\" \"marriage is a scared bond right baby?\" \"It's gonna be alright, Grant\" \"Just come with us\" \"stop right there you son of a bitch now i don't care what kind of leprosy you got\" \"we need to find that girl now you can make this peaceful\" \"Or you can make it hard!\" \"slowly on my tail, do not lose him in the woods\" \"come on out you cocksucker what are you?\" \"some little pussy you afraid?\" \"Pyschology!\" \"Over there!\" \"where'd he go?\" \"now we aint never gonna find that girl\" \"Starla get the hell out of here!\" \"What's that smell?\" \" Something dead it's coming form in there aint it?\" \"I think he's inside\" \"Oh!\" \"Something wrong with me\" \"Uh...\" \"Yeah\" \"Oh Jesus!\" \"God!\" \"Brenda.\" \"well i didn't want no one seeing me like this\" \"how's my boy Bill?\" \"is he alright?\" \"your boys fine Brenda\" \"so...\" \"What's going on here, exactly?\" \"I'm so fucking hungry, Bill\" \"I'm so hungry, I never knew anyone could be so hungry.\" \"would you mind...\" \"handin me... a piece of that possum over there?\" \"just a little bit\" \"I think we best get you to a hospital right quick\" \"What the fuck they gonna do with her in a hospital Bill?\" \"Shut up\" \"Jesus\" \"Why is she doing that?\" \"a tortoise is movin'\" \"Relax!\" \"somebody get her to stop doing that shit it hurts bitch\" \"the little fuckers are tearin me apart the bastard led us here\" \"Margeret cover your mouth don't let them in your mouth\" \"they tried to get into my mouth what kind of thing wants you to eat it?\" \"Kelly honey you're gonna turn into a plum in there\" \" Prune mama.\" \"plums turn into prunes i know what turns into what so wont you finish and get yourself into bed, you hear?\" \"Time to turn in ladies just a couple more pages, Mom\" \"No!\" \"Besides you know what day tomorrow is\" \" Family fun day\" \" That is correct!\" \"So good night!\" \"Sleep tight.\" \"Don't let the bed bug bites.\" \"Good night, Mom!\" \" Goodnight\" \"Shelby come in 11-41, I need paramedics out here right away I got 4 men down\" \"Shelby are you there\" \"Shelby we got an emergency here, This is Bill\" \"Oh crud\" \"Shelby.\" \"This is no time for a break Shelby I mean it\" \"Shelby\" \" They alive?\" \"Praise Jesus!\" \"Praise Jesus?\" \"!\" \"That's fucking pushing it!\" \"this shits about as far form god as shit can get!\" \"either of you ever seen anything like that?\" \"you ever heard of anything like that?\" \"Huh?\" \"me neither and I watch animal planet all the fucking time!\" \"I got no reception out here\" \"I gonna run back to the car and try to call the paramedics from there that's a long way with those worms out there yeah well nice change of pace from human deer\" \"Alright you three get this folks out of the barn all the rotten stench can't be doing em any good you take this i got my colt\" \"Be careful\" \" Yeah, theres a thought\" \"You know what this is.\" \"It's god damn biological weapons\" \"That's what it is.\" \"Govenment's testing em on Wheelsy You know why?\" \"Cause I don't take no shit form nobody at those state hearings they want to bukkake Jack McCreedy\" \"they can kiss my ass!\" \"if this shit contagious and i turn into fucking mollusk\" \"I'm gonna sew those bastards i swear to god and you can sew right along side of me i don't care if you're a lesbo you don't deserve this shit\" \"It's like.. oh man...\" \"smells like rotten mayonaise\" \"Hi sugerplum!\" \"Marriage, it's a scared bond just like you said\" \"What?\" \"I'm sorry for trying to strangle you and all\" \"I lost my... head i didn't mean to do none of them things i done\" \"Not...\" \"Kill them... pets!\" \"Not make Brenda... a womb\" \"But it was my n- nature aint it?\" \"how can you blame someone for acting ac cording to his own nature\" \"I wanted to tell you what was going on, but...\" \"I was afraid you wouldn't love me no more\" \"I never knew love Strala\" \"Wally, you alright?\" \"maybe you'd better sit back down!\" \"you don't look so good\" \"Hey!\" \"Kylie honey you ok?\" \"hi kylie it's me open the door jellybean come on kylie open the door we love you sweetheart come on out now open the door get away\" \"y'all get away kylie there no excuse not to be with your family this is family funday isn't it kylie\" \"Y'all better just sit back down you need to get some rest\" \"You're sick!\" \"meat!\" \"Let her go!\" \"Y'all just take step back now, alright?\" \"There you go, sugerplum\" \"Why you accusing the kents 'fore you...\" \" here both sides of the story - hear both sides of the story\" \"Why you talking like Grant?\" \"'cause I am Grant\" \" I'm your husband!\" \" I'm your husband!\" \"you swore to honor and obey me\" \"So put that goddamn gun down!\" \"Stay away from her!\" \"it burns!\" \"what the...\" \"Get away from her, - meat\" \"Get away from her I am gonna shoot you I swear to the God!\" \"You aint gonna shoot me starla, I told you..\" \"You always needed me to protect you!\" \"You for damn sure I ain't got the balls to..\" \"Christ on a cross\" \"uncle grants gonna show you a good time girl open this door you little whore dont mess with me you little slut kylie this is your last chance\" \"little bitch!\" \" Hey!\" \"What's going on?\" \"the hell you doing?\" \"Hey hey easy easy!\" \"What the hell happen to you Otis?\" \"poinson ivy out back maybe\" \"We're itchy no they're not my parents they're trying to trick you\" \"The worms are in their brains\" \"Alright look!\" \"Y'all stay right there on the spot i'm gonna call the paramedics come help you\" \"And kylie's gonna come with me hey there killer!\" \"Starla's my woman you bitch\" \"what's with the spitting?\" \"margeret come in margeret are you there?\" \"chief go go there gonna get in my friends are still out there...\" \"Trevor?\" \"what the heck is going on?\" \"bitch is hardcore\" \"Get in the car!\" \"Go!\" \"Starla!\" \"Starla!\" \"So..\" \"how's everybody's evening?\" \"good?\" \"...\" \"Good thanks\" \"Shelby\" \"Shelby you there?\" \"hey chief how ya doing?\" \"Did you found that...\" \"There's a 'squiter in here driving me bonkers\" \"Shelby you seen any of these...\" \"I don't know what to call them...\" \"like big slugs, only they're fast\" \"No slug!\" \"But your mama call she said the toilet's all backed up again wants you come over soon as you're finished there.\" \"Alright, sweet heart listen I need you to listen to me just a second okay\" \"She said it's what you done in there on sunday what caused the back up.\" \"Alright listen I need to get the CDC on the horn for me ok\" \"Shelby are you nodding?\" \"Uh yeah sorry, I'll get you right back.\" \"theres a big tree in front yard and the roots got into pipes and messes with the whole system on the way to the main\" \"she uses lots of paper\" \"Where is the Mr. Pib?\" \"I told your secretary to pack Mr. Pib it's the only coke I like\" \"Goddamn Brenda's bloating like a water baloon?\" \"worms driving my firends around like they goddamn skingaurd people are spitting acid at me turn ya into cottage cheese and now there no fucking goddamn mr. pib jesus christ jack let me get right on it\" \"it was me I became it him, part of him who?\" \"Mrs. Grant's toasting.\" \"but he wasn't always him he came from... he a goddamn martian martians is from mars jack or it's a general term meaning outer space fucker no it isn't - look it up cocksucker enough\" \"Kylie!\" \"honey, what do you mean?\" \"his real face looks like a needle the way he always got antoher he goes form place to place worlds, planets killing them some he gets pregnant others he just takes over with his forms and the rest he eats till they're gone\" \"Now he's here\" \"I've seen this worms these worms in thier brains now you saying they're all connected?\" \"it's like they're all one deal an animal that doesn't procreate\" \"it spreads grows absorbing the minds and bodies of the organisms around it\" \"It's a conscious disease if i weren't about to shit my pants i'd be fucking fascinated\" \"we're back everythings gonna be okay.\" \"Shelby did you get the CDC for me we're at the city limits\" \"Welcome back... killer got a little surprise for the lot of you just right around the corner\" \"starla starla\" \"Starla!\" \"Let her go!\" \"Jesus!\" \" Meat\" \"Chief?\" \"Come on, come here\" \"Stay here Jack wake up wake up - hurry\" \"stay here\" \"worms beat us here\" \"alright, there's a grenade in that station now, if I use that to destroy Grant he's the center of the whole system, right?\" \"does that mean the whole thing will be destroyed?\" \"Maybe\" \" Maybe?\" \"Okay!\" \"Okay!\" \"You wait here, alright, stay hid I'll be back\" \"This is Chief Pardy\" \"I can't!\" \"Fuck me\" \"Hey... motherfucker!\" \"We got to go!\" \"Once one sees us they all see us\" \"Take this, here!\" \"Sweetie don't look, don't look\" \"What are we gonna do now?\" \"Probabaly turn into a couple of these fucked up things that's kind of negative well it's been that sorta day\" \"Thank you for saving my ass back there\" \"Your welcome\" \"Course when I tell that story it's gonna be the other way around\" \"What do you mean?\" \" Like I saved to you.\" \"Yeah if we live - right now, they're dragging these bodies due north do you think that'll lead us to Mrs. Grant?\" \"You like her don't you?\" \"Come on!\" \"Who's there?\" \"Bill?\" \"Starla?\" \"Hello?\" \"Do you look at me like that\" \"Don't you just see?\" \"got no idea what it's like to be this hungry i just ate a pig and I still want more\" \"Damn republicans gotta run all you republicans outta town\" \"Your said \"for better or worse\" you lied bitch, slut, whore\" \"there's the worms... that's where they're bringing the bodies\" \"probably new breeders feed them inside oh my god, that's Grant\" \"that's where they're joining together\" \"well now, that is some fucked up shit\" \"There's Starla\" \"you stay here no, I ain't staying here by myself\" \"Alright, come on!\" \"You tried to kill me and run off with Pardy you just want to fuck him now cause he's so good looking\" \"I'll keep growing till I'm everywhere till I'm all that is then you'll know what it feels like to be betrayed won't you sugerplum?\" \"i'm sorry i'm sorry I just thought you were trying to kill me\" \"and you can't expect me not to go through some adjustments\" \"after all these changes\" \"You done a real nice job decorating baby you like these memories?\" \"yeah I know you don't want to hurt me Grant\" \"you like being called Grant don't you?\" \"i can do that i can call you that cause you're lonely right?\" \"you been alone so long I can't even imagine, i bet\" \"you don't have to be alone anymore\" \"cause you and I we could be together\" \"I never had much use for this world anyway i can stay with you while you do what you need to do\" \"cause it's you nature and i see that now\" \"i'm here for you\" \"Kill me Pardy\" \"Please!\" \"...i'v been around a billion years you think you can fuck with me?\" \"yep\" \"Shit!\" \"Shoot him!\" \"Bill\" \"Bill...\" \"Bill!\" \"That really hurt.\" \"Are you alright?\" \"We need both of them things in you to get all womby oh that's Awesome!\" \"bet you regret not running off with me to hollywood now 'ey bill?\" \"hell Starla\" \"I've always regretted that\" \"bet ya phil's just a few miles down the 10 got that hospital there with the big green steeple thingy up top\" \"hey Kylie why don't you tell Mrs. Grant that story about how I saved you from that deer\" \"Oh yeah, Bill saved me from a deer\" \"Oh yeah?\""} +{"text": "\"\u266a Set me free, why don't you, babe \u266a\" \"\u266a Get out my life, why don't you, babe \u266a\" \"\u266a You really, you don't want me \u266a\" \"\u266a You keep, keep me hangin' on \u266a\" \"Hey!\" \"You sell crack?\" \"No, it's cool.\" \"I'm only a cop on TV.\" \"How much... right on.\" \"\u266a Why do ya keep comin' 'round \u266a\" \"\u266a And playin' with my heart?\" \"\u266a\" \"\u266a Why don't you get outta my life \u266a\" \"Hey, hey.\" \"\u266a When seeing' ya only breaks my heart again \u266a\" \"Is this crack?\" \"You know how to do it?\" \"\u266a ...there ain't nothin' I can do about it \u266a\" \"Ow!\" \"\u266a Keep me hangin' on \u266a\" \"\u266a Get out my life, why don't you, babe \u266a\" \"\u266a Set me free, why don't you, babe \u266a\" \"Hey!\" \"Yes.\" \"Yes, hello.\" \"I'm having a medical situation.\" \"Yeah, okay, um...\" \"I don't have a belly button.\" \"I do not have a belly button where I should on my belly, and I'm concerned because I don't know if that's...\" \"Can a person live without a belly button?\" \"'Cause if you think about it, you're born with one... and if you don't have one you're unborn, and it's really hazy whether you're alive or not.\" \"I guess I'm wondering... am I alive?\" \"Or what if I'm God?\" \"I don't think I need an ambulance, but I should probably go to the hospital.\" \"Yeah, I should.\" \"Like you've never done worse!\" \"Okay, yes, he totaled a car, but it was an environmentally friendly car.\" \"Why doesn't that get reported?\" \"He was heartbroken, betrayed.\" \"You say you understand, but you don't... you can't.\" \"You're like a big, giant Vulcan.\" \"He's coming.\" \"I'll call you later.\" \"Hi.\" \"Margaret.\" \"I work for Lola.\" \" Gary.\" \" I know.\" \"We need to go out the back.\" \"Are there reporters out front?\" \"A few.\" \"Not Hugh Grant level, more like Robert Downey Jr.\" \"When he broke into that family's house and slept in the kid's bed.\" \"I handled episodes two through four for Robert, so this sort of thing is my specialty.\" \"Okay, just so it's said, this house is flammable.\" \"I didn't mean to burn down my house.\" \"Yeah, and I didn't mean to eat my way into a ten-year shame spiral, but I did, and it's healthier to acknowledge it.\" \"So, this flammable house belongs to one of Lola's other fabulous clients, who is currently shooting a pilot in Toronto.\" \" An actor?\" \" Writer.\" \"So, for the next six weeks, su casa es su casa.\" \"I say feel free to wear his clothes.\" \"He'll probably get a sick thrill out of it.\" \"The gays.\" \"He has dogs.\" \"Yeah, they're away at summer camp.\" \"Now, try the bed.\" \"It's fine.\" \" Comfortable?\" \" Sure.\" \"Look, Gary, I know this has been crazy and stressful.\" \"I want you to feel safe and comfortable.\" \" I do.\" \" I'm a fan of yours, you know.\" \"Your number-one fan!\" \"But if you fuck this up,\" \"I will smash your ankles with a sledgehammer.\" \"And that wouldn't be comfortable for either one of us.\" \"Nine dogs ran through the field.\" \"The koala sits in the tree.\" \"It's computer voice-recognition.\" \"The parole system can call you any time, day or night.\" \"If you don't pick up within five rings, the police come and haul your ass off.\" \"What if I'm not here?\" \"That's why they call it \"house arrest.\"\" \"You stay inside your house.\" \"He can take direction, I promise.\" \"I'll be coming by twice a day to check up on you.\" \"I should be the only person coming by... no pals, no buddies, no heroin dealers.\" \"I don't do heroin.\" \"Yeah, crack is classy.\" \"Mm.\" \"And I'm not buying you porn.\" \"There's spray-per-view on cable.\" \"Great, 'cause I really wasn't concerned about my career, family, or future.\" \"I just wanted to jerk off.\" \"Ooh, let me see your phone.\" \"Oh!\" \"Come on, all my numbers are in there.\" \"Dial ten digits at random.\" \"Whoever answers will be better than the people on that phone.\" \"You have my cell number.\" \"You have delivery menus.\" \"You're fine, right?\" \"Oh.\" \"Bad idea.\" \"Be good!\" \"\u266a The sun has left and forgotten me \u266a\" \"\u266a It's dark I cannot see \u266a\" \"\u266a Why does this rain pour down?\" \"\u266a\" \"\u266a I'm gonna drown \u266a\" \"\u266a In a sea\" \"\u266a Of deep confusion\" \"\u266a Somebody told me\" \"\u266a I don't know who \u266a\" \"\u266a Whenever you are sad and blue \u266a\" \"\u266a And you're feeling all alone \u266a\" \"\u266a And left behind\" \"\u266a Just take a look inside you \u266a\" \"\u266a And you'll find \u266a\" \" Oh.\" \" \u266a You've gotta hold on \u266a\" \"\u266a Hold on through the night \u266a\" \"Keep it.\" \"\u266a Hang on\" \"Someone was trying to destroy the evidence.\" \"Someone failed.\" \"Once we get these samples back to the crime lab... we'll know who the real killer is.\" \"\u266a Hang on\" \"\u266a Hang on to the vine \u266a\" \"\u266a Stay on\" \"\u266a Soon you'll be divine \u266a\" \"\u266a If you start to cry\" \"\u266a Look up to the sky\" \"\u266a Something's coming up ahead \u266a\" \"\u266a To turn your tears to dew instead \u266a\" \"\u266a And so I hold on to this advice \u266a\" \"\u266a If you listen to your heart the whole night through \u266a\" \"\u266a Your sunny Sunday will come one day \u266a\" \"\u266a Soon to you\" \"Somebody there?\" \"Hello!\" \"Hello?\" \"Yes.\" \"Yes.\" \"Nine leopards ran through the jungle.\" \"I bought two cakes at the store.\" \"The house is haunted.\" \"There's a zeitgeist or something.\" \"Poltergeist, and no.\" \"Maybe they were rats.\" \"L.A.'s teeming with rats.\" \"They live in the palm trees.\" \"Uh, maybe.\" \"Okay, you know,\" \"I'm a licensed psychotherapist.\" \"Really?\" \"No, I'm a publicist.\" \"My job is what other people think of you, not what you think of yourself, so pull your shit together.\" \"I am this close to getting\" \"Christine Walsh to do your piece in Parade.\" \"Parade?\" \"I fucking hate Parade.\" \"Everybody hates Parade, but the people that watch Crim9 Lab love their Marilyn vos Savant.\" \"One heartfelt act of contrition, and maybe the show writer won't kill off your character between seasons.\" \"I swear to God, if you go bat-shit on me...\" \"I'm not crazy.\" \"Exactly.\" \"Exactly.\" \"Sorry!\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"Over here, to your left.\" \"Uh, right.\" \"Sorry, right.\" \"I was practicing my putting, if you can believe that.\" \"Not really.\" \"Okay, maybe I was just looking for a way to meet my infamous neighbor.\" \"Oh.\" \"You see, I'm under house arrest, too.\" \"What'd you do?\" \"I had sex with my husband.\" \"That's awful.\" \"Nine months later, I had Jaden.\" \"That's her over there.\" \"She's a cutie.\" \"She's sleeping for another...\" \"Oh, 17 minutes.\" \"She likes to keep to a schedule.\" \"She seems really boring.\" \"She is.\" \"You're rich.\" \"Shouldn't you have a nanny from Ecuador?\" \"I'm Canadian.\" \"Oh.\" \"Can't work in the U.S.\" \"Plus, I want to keep this air of moral superiority by doing everything myself.\" \"Very Canadian.\" \"Thanks.\" \"Jaden goes down again around 2:30.\" \"Maybe I could stop by?\" \"I'm pretty sure I'll be here.\" \"It's a date.\" \"Is it?\" \" I'm Sarah, by the way.\" \" Gary.\" \"Yeah, I know.\" \"\"The best of all possible worlds.\"\" \"Okay.\" \"Voltaire, Candide.\" \"Are you actually reading it?\" \"I thought I was.\" \"Sorry I bailed.\" \"Jaden had a fever.\" \"How boring of her.\" \"Housewarming gift!\" \"Mmm.\" \"Demon liquor.\" \"And the best part is I can drink it.\" \"I pumped before I came.\" \"So did I.\" \"It's hard to prove that I was only trying to burn my ex-girlfriend's stuff and not the entire house.\" \"Yeah, fire's tricky that way.\" \"Yeah.\" \"How 'bout you?\" \"Any history of arson?\" \"Strangely enough...\" \"I knew it.\" \"I could see that little spark.\" \"Well, it wasn't arson, probably.\" \"When I was a little girl, our house caught on fire.\" \"Oh, shit.\" \"I'll never forget the look on my father's face as he gathered me up in his arms and raced through the burning building out onto the pavement.\" \"I stood there, shivering in my pajamas, and watched the whole world go up in flames.\" \"And when it was over, I said to myself,\" \"\"Is that all there is to a fire?\"\" \"Is that all there is?\" \"\u266a Is that all there is?\" \"\u266a Is that all there is?\" \"\u266a If that's all there is, my friends \u266a\" \"\u266a Then let's keep dancing \u266a\" \"\u266a Let's break out the booze \u266a\" \"\u266a And have a ball\" \"\u266a If that's all there is \u266a\" \"And then I met the most wonderful boy in the world.\" \"We would take long walks by the river.\" \"We'd sit for hours gazing into each other's eyes.\" \"We were so very much in love.\" \"And then one day he went away, and I thought I'd die, but I didn't.\" \"And when I didn't, I said to myself,\" \"\"Is that all there is to love?\"\" \"\u266a Is that all there is\" \"\u266a Is that all there is\" \"\u266a If that's all there is, my friends \u266a\" \"\u266a Then let's keep... \u266a\" \"I know what you're thinking.\" \"If that's the way she feels about it, why doesn't she just end it all?\" \"Oh, no.\" \"I'm in no hurry for that final disappointment.\" \"I know as sure as I'm standing here talking to you, that when that final moment comes and I'm breathing my last breath,\" \"I'll be saying to myself... \u266a Is that all there is\" \"\u266a Is that all there is\" \"\u266a If that's all there is, my friends \u266a\" \"\u266a Then let's keep dancing \u266a\" \"\u266a Let's break out the booze and have a ball \u266a\" \"\u266a If that's all... \u266a\" \" I need to go.\" \" What?\" \" Oh!\" \"Oh, sh...\" \" It's okay.\" \"Sorry, sorry.\" \"Where are my shoes?\" \" Wait, just...\" \" Sorry.\" \"Don't worry about it.\" \"Just...\" \"I should go.\" \"Good-bye.\" \"You coming back?\" \"\u266a And if that mockingbird won't sing \u266a\" \"\u266a Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring \u266a\" \"\u266a And if that cart and bull fall down \u266a\" \"\u266a You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town \u266a\" \"Good night, sweetheart.\" \"Good night.\" \"The cat says, \"Meow.\"\" \"The pig says, \"Oink.\"\" \"The cow says, \"Moo.\"\" \"The cow says, \"Moo.\"\" \"The cow says, \"Moo.\"\" \"The dog says, \"Nine.\" \"Nine, nine, nine, nine.\"\" \"Hello?\" \"Yes.\" \"Yes.\" \"Two trains run through the forest.\" \"Nine, nine, nine, nine, nine...\" \"Ow!\" \"Shit.\" \"Oh!\" \"Fuck.\" \"Jesus, you scared the shit out of me.\" \"What...\" \"I don't...\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"Oh, no, I'm...\" \"I'm fine.\" \"I'll be fine, yeah.\" \"Where are your parents?\" \"No, no, no, your mom and dad.\" \"Where's your mom and dad?\" \"I don't know what you're saying.\" \"Look, hey, look,\" \"I don't speak that, so just go back to wherever you came from.\" \"You shouldn't be out here.\" \"No, no, no.\" \"Go...\" \"It's not safe for you to be out here.\" \"You should go back, okay?\" \"Oh, shit.\" \"Evening, Officers.\" \"Once again, house arrest means you stay inside your house.\" \"Think of it like an electronic leash.\" \"If you even go more than 100 feet from the base station, the cops come, and they throw your ass in jail.\" \"If you ever try to take it off, the cops come, and they throw your ass in jail.\" \"If they ever detect drugs or alcohol in your system...\" \"Cops come.\" \"Throw my ass in jail.\" \"No, I kick your ass.\" \"Then the cops come and throw your ass in jail.\" \"Do I still have to answer the phone?\" \"No, I'll be doing that from now on.\" \"I'm moving into the guest room.\" \"I don't need a babysitter.\" \"Despite all evidence to the contrary.\" \"Don't worry, I'm a cool roomie.\" \"Who do you think taught Affleck how to gamble?\" \"Let's never hear that again!\" \"Hmm?\" \"ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine.\" \"One hundred feet.\" \"Behold, the edge of your world.\" \"In the world, out of the world.\" \"In the world, out of the world.\" \"In the world, out of the world.\" \"Hey, I'm dancing!\" \"Huh?\" \"Sure, absolutely.\" \"So the guy's like, \"Do you know fencing?\"\" \"And I say, \"That's what it says on my headshot.\"\" \" Lies.\" \" Oh, always.\" \"Always.\" \"So he says to me, \"Foil or 'epi'?\"\" \" Ep\u00e9e!\" \" And I say I'm about equal in both...\" \" Which is true!\" \" Exactly.\" \"Anyway, he throws me this fucking Conan sword, right?\" \"And then he just starts going after me.\" \" Oh, my gosh!\" \" I'm just swinging.\" \"I'm just trying to stay alive, right, with my eyes closed, and I end up accidentally cutting his ear.\" \"You cut off his ear?\" \"Yeah... well, no, no, just a little, right.\" \"But I ended up getting the job.\" \"Wait, you were in Pirates of the Caribbean?\" \"Yeah.\" \"No, no.\" \"No, not the movie, the ride.\" \"I was all, like,\" \"\"Arr, keep both hands inside the boat.\"\" \" Ew!\" \" You.\" \"Don't.\" \"No finger.\" \"Good night, fuckface.\" \"Good night, you filthy whore.\" \"It's incredible.\" \"Whenever I see them,\" \"I always feel like... damn.\" \"I was born at the wrong time.\" \"Exactly.\" \"\u266a ...all around the globe Paper plane \u266a\" \"\u266a Getting seasick Sorry once again \u266a\" \"\u266a Landing strip is getting near \u266a\" \"\u266a Hope the pilots make it clear \u266a\" \"\u266a Then I realized my paper plane \u266a\" \"\u266a Wasn't really up there with me \u266a\" \"\u266a We all make mistakes Forgive me \u266a\" \"\u266a Would you like to ride in my paper plane?\" \"\u266a\" \" Where's the warden?\" \" Groceries.\" \"Huh.\" \"Quite the little missus.\" \" How's Jaden?\" \" Boring.\" \"We haven't had nearly the grand old time you two have been having.\" \"You've been watching.\" \"Well, I don't want to meddle in your affairs.\" \"My affairs?\" \"Everyone needs affection.\" \"I get it.\" \"I don't.\" \"Are you seriously jealous?\" \"The opposite.\" \"I just want to protect her.\" \" From what?\" \" From you.\" \"Look at you.\" \"You date models, actresses, tennis players.\" \"Yeah?\" \"On a scale of one to ten, you belong with the nines.\" \"We both know you won't settle for less.\" \"What are the nines?\" \"What?\" \"\"Look for the nines\"?\" \"It's not mine.\" \" It's your handwriting.\" \" I didn't write it.\" \"Okay.\" \"Allee... allee... all come free.\" \"What?\" \"Nothing.\" \"Seriously.\" \"What?\" \"Nothing.\" \"I thought you were...\" \"Forget it.\" \"Done.\" \"Sorry.\" \"Hiya.\" \"Hi.\" \"What?\" \"I have to take this.\" \"Who thought it was a good idea to let Courtney into a pottery shop?\" \"I know who you are.\" \" Really.\" \" I know what you are.\" \"If you come near him again...\" \"You'll what?\" \"What are you gonna do about it, mm... sorry, what's he calling you?\" \"Margaret.\" \"I like that.\" \"Margaret.\" \"Classic.\" \"Why don't you leave him alone?\" \"Alone?\" \"He can't be left alone.\" \"He's an actor.\" \"If no one's watching him, he doesn't really exist.\" \"And for the record...\" \"I'm not the one deceiving him.\" \"He'll figure it out eventually, and when he does, who do you think he's going to blame?\" \"Good night, rat face.\" \"Good night.\" \"Hey, neighbor.\" \"Sorry for the psychotic episode.\" \"Okay.\" \"Are you okay?\" \"You look a little \"Beautiful Mind\" -ish.\" \"How many times should the number nine come up?\" \"Probablistically?\" \"Uh, \"probablistically\"?\" \"You know what I mean.\" \"One time out of ten.\" \"How about every time?\" \"But they only show up when you look for them.\" \"Looking for them changes things.\" \"Some of these are prices, and there's gonna be a lot of nines.\" \"There's something wrong.\" \"There's something wrong with the world.\" \"I can get you out of here, but you have to trust me.\" \"Good morning.\" \"Everything okay?\" \"Peachy.\" \"Peachy's good.\" \"I like peaches.\" \"You want coffee?\" \"Uh, yeah.\" \"Eh.\" \"What do I do?\" \"Do you trust me?\" \"Gary?\" \"You okay?\" \"No.\" \"Oh?\" \"Tell me about the nines.\" \"The nines?\" \"The nines.\" \"It's sort of hard to start there.\" \"Try, and don't tell me I'm imagining it, 'cause they're showing up everywhere, and I want to know why.\" \"Best guess?\" \"They're your subconscious trying to remind you who you are.\" \"I'm a nine?\" \"Yes.\" \"Doesn't make much sense out of context.\" \"You're not gonna understand this yet, but... we've known each other for, like, 25 years.\" \"One day when I was 12, you called me out of the blue and we've been talking ever since.\" \"Talking.\" \"On the phone, usually.\" \"I never met you before I came here.\" \"You, Gary, never met me, no, but you're not always...\" \"I can understand why you're a little confused.\" \"No, no.\" \"I'm a lot confused.\" \"Theories?\" \" This is all a dream?\" \" No.\" \" I'm in a coma?\" \" No.\" \"Then I'm dead?\" \"This is hell or a purgatorium or something?\" \"Okay, purgatorium is where Romans vomited, but no, this is as real as anything can be.\" \"What does that mean?\" \"Everything is what it is, but you're not who you think you are.\" \"God, no, Gary, please don't.\" \"You can't trust her.\" \"She's a nine.\" \"You don't know what you're doing.\" \"Okay, so what happens if I cross this line?\" \"I don't know, but it's not good.\" \"Oh, shit.\" \"Previously on \"Behind the Screen\"...\" \"Gavin Taylor is one of the best TV writers out there.\" \"Every network would kill to work with him.\" \" Good to see you!\" \"Mwah.\" \" You look wonderful.\" \"My name's Gavin Taylor.\" \"I'm a film and television writer.\" \"Knowing is a one-hour drama about a woman whose husband disappears.\" \"She believes that her daughter is the key to a dark conspiracy.\" \"Even way back into The Fugitive, where they didn't have the full setup and the payoff in each episode.\" \"Knowing is not gonna be Crim9 Lab, not the popular kind of mystery shows that are out there, today, where we get all the answers.\" \"trying to figure out how long is the attention span of today's audience.\" \"So, boil it down for me.\" \"Give me one line that we can really set Roger on fire with, here.\" \"Basically, it's like Rosemary's Toddler.\" \"My favorite movie.\" \"That's my favorite film.\" \"We sold it in the room.\" \"Just tell me Roger liked the script.\" \"You're shooting a pilot.\" \"Melissa McCarthy is my first and only choice for the lead.\" \"writing a show for you.\" \"For you.\" \" Really?\" \" Yes.\" \"Gavin and I have been friends forever.\" \"It's delightful to be working on Knowing, and it's, you know, not surprisingly, a fantastic script, and it's a great cast.\" \"Gilmore Girls has been great, but, you know, I'm excited to go and to have something this great to go into.\" \"I totally trust Gavin.\" \"The only way we can afford to shoot the pilot is in Canada.\" \" I can't believe we're shooting it...\" \" A 15-day shoot versus...\" \"This is not an argument I'm going to win.\" \"It's really hard to think about leaving for six weeks.\" \"Puggies.\" \"Action.\" \"\u266a Through the back door\" \"\u266a Through the back door\" \"Puggies!\" \"Where's your brother?\" \"It's just so weird being back.\" \"It just doesn't feel like my house anymore.\" \"At this stage, you have the script that you wrote and the film that you shot, but you don't know how it's gonna come together.\" \"You just know how you want it to feel.\" \"Be careful.\" \"Understand?\" \"You have to use big girl hands.\" \"You want to see where we were today?\" \"Okay, hit play.\" \"This button.\" \"Look!\" \"There's you and there's Daddy.\" \"Oh, a little movie star, huh?\" \"Oh, he'll be back soon.\" \"Don't you worry.\" \"I don't know if we need the cold open.\" \"I think we want to get right to the story.\" \" The story's so strong.\" \" Excuse me?\" \"Is there any way we could be more clear about why Mary's so freaked out at that moment?\" \"Wow...\" \"I think it's pretty obvious and dramatic.\" \"It is, it's dramatic, but, you know, that's Roger's big thing this season, is never let the audience be confused.\" \"Oh, my God, that's just a huge thing to remove.\" \"No, it's just, you know, let's see it without it.\" \"Humor.\" \"You know, life is full of funny little strange moments.\" \"I'm just wondering if there could be, like, not a belly laugh...\" \"I invited Susan to see a rough cut because I trust her taste.\" \"More importantly,\" \"I trust her as a barometer of Roger's taste.\" \"to give the audience a little...\" \"Uh, yeah, I mean...\" \"Unfortunately, in this process, it comes down to the decision of one person, and that person's Roger.\" \"I was thinking we could all go down to El Cholo for dinner tonight.\" \"How do you feel about some blue corn enchiladas?\" \"Should we ask Daddy when he gets back?\" \"He's not coming back.\" \"Okay, stop.\" \"We just need to slip a wild line for you over the shot of Noelle.\" \"What's the line?\" \"\"How could you.\"\" \" How could you.\" \" How could you.\" \"It sounds like kosher drug paraphernalia.\" \"\"Hey, Schmuley!\" \"Have a hook on the Hookajew.\"\" \"I know.\" \"It's just for the test screening.\" \"They really think people won't get it?\" \"The dumb people might not.\" \"I didn't think we were making the show for dumb people.\" \"Yeah.\" \"He's not coming back.\" \"How could you?\" \"How could you.\" \"How could you.\" \"How could you...?\" \" One more.\" \" How could you?\" \"Cut.\" \"Perfect.\" \"I feel so dirty.\" \"That's how I like it.\" \"Uh!\" \"I like that one.\" \"I want to thank you all very much for coming.\" \"The show is \"Knowing.\" It's a brand-new pilot.\" \"Here, in this audience today, you are the very first people to see it, and after it's over, I will come back here and we'll all fill out a comment card on our thoughts.\" \"That being said, enjoy the show.\" \"Please take as much time as you like.\" \"There's no rush with this whatsoever.\" \"When you are finished, we're gonna break into two separate groups... men and women...\" \"and then we'll discuss.\" \"One of the most important things in any new show is how you feel about the characters.\" \"If you like the characters, you're more likely to tune in next week.\" \"Let's find out about these characters.\" \"Show of hands...\" \"how many of you liked the character of Gabriel?\" \"One, two, three, four, five, six.\" \"How 'bout Mary?\" \"One, two, three, four.\" \"Noelle?\" \"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.\" \"So, it's everybody.\" \"Sierra?\" \"One, two, three, four.\" \"Ah.\" \"That's it?\" \"Is there anything confusing in the storyline that's not resolved for you?\" \"Look at this guy.\" \"This guy hasn't budged.\" \"His eyes are shut.\" \"That's helpful.\" \"Thank you.\" \"I hate it in movies and TV shows when they leave the car windows down when they totally wouldn't.\" \" So they can see the camera?\" \" What's the difference.\" \"Want to see the camera?\" \"Was this an issue for anybody else?\" \"One.\" \"Any other confusions?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Was the little girl deaf or was she just mute?\" \"Oh!\" \"Is the little girl deaf or mute... is she deaf or mute?\" \"I'm saying what would you say to him?\" \"I'm not saying I don't know.\" \"Come on.\" \"We're not signing to her, she's signing to us.\" \"We're just speaking to her, and she seems to understand it.\" \"I thought that was quite clear.\" \"That guy's staring at me.\" \"He can't see you.\" \"God, he's staring at me.\" \"I just waved, and he nodded his head.\" \"He can't see you.\" \"Can't see us.\" \"Susan, he's looking right at me.\" \"You didn't raise your hand to any questions.\" \"Any thoughts?\" \"It's not real.\" \"What does that mean?\" \"The show's not real.\" \"Why can't you see that?\" \"Jesus!\" \"What, are you fucking blind?\" \"!\" \"You think you're above this, don't you?\" \"You are trapped here with the rest of us, brother.\" \"Get out.\" \"Get out!\" \"Oblivio accebit!\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"You okay?\" \"Yeah, but what was that?\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"I don't know.\" \"The guy was crazy, clearly, I just...\" \"I mean, the show's a little bit twisted, so maybe it flipped something in him, I don't know.\" \"What did he say?\" \"He said, \"Oblivio accebit.\"\" \"It's Latin, \"oblivion approaches.\"\" \"What does that mean?\" \"Other than the world is coming to an end?\" \"\"Oblivio\" can also mean, uh, forgetting.\" \"Forgetfulness.\" \"But I think that's what I'm gonna do.\" \"Forget it.\" \"He was a terrible comedian and his mom ran the Improv.\" \"Oh, my God, Pauly Shore.\" \"You're not helping me at all!\" \"Designer that was unfortunately killed in Miami outside of his house.\" \"Gianni Versace!\" \"One word for both of them.\" \"Br-Brangelina.\" \"Oh, uh...\" \"This is a hard one, and I don't know how to do it.\" \"You're giving...\" \"you and I should switch, because that's... you're... three weeks later.\" \"I remember that.\" \"Did you have a chance to look at those cards yet?\" \"From the screening?\" \"Pardon me.\" \"Ooh!\" \" Daddy needs a drink.\" \" Help yourself then.\" \"Hey, woman!\" \"Where's my drink?\" \"I'm-a comin'!\" \"But I still love you most.\" \"People will write things on those cards that they won't say in a focus group.\" \"They get more specific.\" \"Roger says, you know, forget about the people who score you in the twos and threes, because they're never gonna like your show.\" \"Instead, look for the nines.\" \"The nines.\" \"They're the ones who think your show is almost the best thing they've ever seen.\" \"They get your vision, they just want it to be better.\" \"Round two is starting without you!\" \" You gonna look at those cards?\" \" Absolutely.\" \" Yeah?\" \" Yep.\" \"Sometimes the numbers point things out that you didn't want to admit to yourself, and in this case, it's Melissa.\" \"Well, her overall scores were okay, but if you look at the people who scored the show the highest, the one consistent dip was Melissa.\" \"There's some sort of subtle undertones of negativity there.\" \"Well, Gavin, the show is testing very well in the Midwest, but it's not doing well in the urban areas, and it's not doing well with men.\" \"We've got a major problem, and I really need you to think about this with me.\" \"It's Melissa, and it's just what I thought it was gonna be.\" \"If you'd read the cards, you'd understand.\" \"I read some of the cards, but I don't believe in that stuff.\" \"I don't believe you can let these armchair quarterbacks...\" \"They're not connecting to Melissa.\" \"And I love her.\" \"She's so strong.\" \"I am with you on the fact that she is not your traditional lead of a network television show.\" \"She doesn't have a ton to do in the pilot.\" \"There's so much to set it up.\" \"That's one of the challenges of the premise pilot.\" \"But the network still likes the show.\" \"Roger is your biggest cheerleader.\" \"Okay, how about above Roger?\" \"Roger's calling the shots on this.\" \"But we all know that Roger consults with the \"higher powers.\"\" \" That is true.\" \" They tell him what to do.\" \" I'm wondering if they liked the show.\" \" They haven't seen it.\" \"They're gonna watch all of the pilots on Friday.\" \"That's what I'm trying to tell you.\" \"I want to have... something to present to them...\" \"Why are you focusing on Melissa?\" \"She's our biggest concern.\" \"She's also the biggest star on the show.\" \"No, no, no.\" \"You are the biggest star.\" \"Roger has a huge deal with you, and he went along with casting Melissa when it was against his instinct.\" \"Hooray for Roger.\" \"I don't understand what you want me to do.\" \"Meet with someone.\" \" Who?\" \" Dahlia Salem.\" \"I know you like her.\" \"Oh, God.\" \"Are you kidding me?\" \"The network has a huge holding deal with her.\" \"Yes, and they put her in Gatins' pilot.\" \"That's dead.\" \"I mean, it's dying.\" \"But the network, they love Dahlia, so if she could just jump into your show...\" \"Just jump over to my show?\" \"There's no such thing... there's re-shooting the pilot, and I brought this up months and months ago.\" \"You guys kept pushing other people on me, and I kept saying Melissa, Melissa, Melissa.\" \"You kept pushing Melissa on us, and now we have a problem.\" \"You're very lucky in that Roger will pay for this.\" \"Roger is willing to re-shoot this entire fucking thing.\" \"Is this really about Melissa?\" \"This is about getting your show on the air, right?\" \"I need you to focus on that.\" \"In the end, that's all that matters.\" \"That's my job.\" \" Hey, hi.\" \" Hi.\" \" Well, nice to...\" \" Thank you for doing this.\" \"I've been looking forward to this, actually.\" \" I have a question:\" \" Yes?\" \"Is it \"Dalia\" or \"Dahlia\"?\" \"Thank you for asking.\" \"It's \"Dalia.\"\" \" Dalia.\" \"I knew it!\" \" You did?\" \"I contested this with someone earlier.\" \"Well, good.\" \"We have the same birthday.\" \"I looked you up on the IMDb.\" \"I wanted to see everything you...\" \"What?\" \"Yes, we have the same birthday!\" \"Same year, same day, everything.\" \" Are you kidding me?\" \" I'm not kidding you.\" \" Isn't that cool?\" \" That's insane.\" \" Yeah, November 21st.\" \" Oh, my God.\" \"So you're completely and utterly crazy, too!\" \"She works more than me!\" \"That's the thing that's killing me, because she gave up Gilmore Girls to do this show.\" \"She's a very strong character, and I'm attracted to strong roles.\" \"Yeah, I'm hoping to fill her out even more, and obviously collaborate with the person that's playing her.\" \"I mean, I see why the network loves her.\" \"She's adorable, but it's just that in my head, you know, I wrote the role for Melissa.\" \"She's one of my best friends, and I can only imagine it with her.\" \"Could Dahlia do it?\" \"Absolutely.\" \"She's terrific.\" \"It could work, I just don't know if I want it to work.\" \"When I get stressed out, I play videogames.\" \"It's my therapy.\" \"Can't have them on my computer at home 'cause then I'd never write, so I come to Koreatown.\" \"I mean, I love these games that you can kind of... lose yourself a little bit in them.\" \"I love that it's a different world that's existing at the same time.\" \"They're better than real life, because when you get stuck, you can always hit \"reset.\"\" \"That's what life needs.\" \"Needs a reset button.\" \"I have to let Melissa go.\" \"What happens if you don't let Melissa go?\" \"If I don't let Melissa go?\" \"Um...\" \"Well...\" \"My world ends, so...\" \"I can't let that happen.\" \"If we're gonna replace Melissa,\" \"I want to hear it from Roger.\" \"Roger's on a plane to London, but I talked with him before he left, and he said yes on Dahlia.\" \"What does that mean?\" \"It means yes.\" \"Yes, replace Melissa?\" \"Roger wants your show on the air starring Dahlia, and I just got off the phone with her agents, and they love it, and she loves, loves you.\" \"What about Melissa?\" \"You want me to call her agents?\" \"Oh, God, no.\" \"No, I'll tell her.\" \"\u266a As long as he needs me\" \"\u266a I know where I must be\" \"I am trying to get my one-woman show together that I'm trying to squeeze in between the pilot and the series.\" \"When you add that cry to the voice:\" \"\u266a As long as...\" \"Oh!\" \"I've always been kind of obsessed with nuns.\" \"You know, they're kind of like God's fag-hags, so...\" \"I went to private Catholic schools for 12 years, so I have a lot of... nuns.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"I swear, I don't usually...\" \"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... ooh!\" \"I have to take this.\" \"I'm so sorry.\" \"Yeah, I guess we still mean it.\" \"They accepted our offer.\" \"All right, we will call you back.\" \"Thank you.\" \"No, no, no, it's good.\" \"I know I sound nervous.\" \"Okay, bye.\" \"I think we just bought a house.\" \"Pretty good.\" \"Pretty good, right?\" \"That's good.\" \" Right?\" \" Yeah, I'm sorry.\" \"Go to take a phone call...\" \"we just bought a house!\" \"Well, I think that the show that Gavin wrote for her could be a really big deal for her, 'cause she's been more of a supporting character, and now she's right in the thick.\" \"So, it's exciting.\" \"She's really excited, a little nervous.\" \"\u266a Then you will know\" \"\u266a If someone needs you\" \"\u266a You love them so\" \"\u266a I won't... \u266a\" \"Boing!\" \"\u266a Betray his trust\" \"\u266a Though people say I must \u266a\" \"\u266a I've got to stay true to... \u266a\" \"\u266a As long as he needs me \u266a\" \"\u266a The people are more every day \u266a\" \"Then he's like, \"I'm straight, remember?\"\" \"Suddenly stricken with some sort of gay panic.\" \"\"I'm your straight husband.\"\" \" You can throw color swatches at me.\" \" I know.\" \"Oh, I will.\" \"I think my house is haunted.\" \"Well, your house is really old.\" \"Ever since I got back,\" \"I just, I feel like there's...\" \"I feel like there's someone else there, and then last night,\" \"I thought I heard something, like, a woman singing.\" \" What?\" \"Like a ghost?\" \" I guess.\" \"I don't know.\" \"Then I saw something.\" \"I actually ran into someone.\" \"I mean, I saw...\" \"Was it the singing ghost?\" \" It was a man.\" \" Oh!\" \"I think it was me.\" \"What?\" \"Your house is haunted by yourself?\" \"Dun-dun!\" \"Yeah, well...\" \"I don't...\" \"I mean, I'm like... having a nervous breakdown or something.\" \"I'm literally so focused on this show that I feel like I'm living inside of the show.\" \"I can't tell where it ends and I begin, and I'm having conversations with people, and I'm ten feet outside of my body and looking down.\" \"There I am, having this conversation with somebody, and I'm just observing it, you know.\" \"Just, I don't feel good.\" \"You're just stressed, right?\" \"The network wants to replace you.\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"And I'm letting them, because I really want this show on the air.\" \"I have all these characters inside my head, and they wanna live, and I'm the only way...\" \"This is the only way that they can.\" \" I have five seasons mapped out.\" \" Oh, five?\" \"And, uh...\" \"well, it sucks.\" \"Either you go away or the show goes, and I had to make a decision, and that's the decision that I made.\" \"And I am so sorry.\" \"I understand.\" \"I mean, it's not your fault, right?\" \"I mean, it couldn't be your fault.\" \"You are morally incapable of doing the right thing.\" \" I don't...\" \" Right?\" \"Don't do that.\" \"Don't get me wrong.\" \"I think you do feel bad for me.\" \"That's all I think you feel for me.\" \"Okay, I am still the fat girl you call on Friday nights when your date falls through.\" \"\"Hey, let's go see a movie!\"\" \"\"Let's go to Fubar.\"\" \"\"Then when I pick up a hot piece of ass, I'll drop you, and that's okay...\" \"don't worry about Melissa.\" \"I mean, you can call her tomorrow and apologize, or not.\"\" \"It doesn't really matter 'cause we're not actually friends, are we, Gavin?\" \" That's just not true.\" \" Isn't it, really?\" \"I prefer to not do this on camera, okay?\" \" Is this not a good idea?\" \" Please lower your voice.\" \"I'm not gonna lower my voice.\" \"Is that embarrassing?\" \"You can't control this one.\" \"Your little puppets are off their strings, running around saying shit that you didn't write.\" \"Well, this is reality, and it scares the shit out of you.\" \"Reality scares me?\" \"Does it really?\" \"I'm gonna tell you, you wouldn't be here if it wasn't for me.\" \"I gave you your first few roles and your career as a result of that.\" \"That's reality, Melissa.\" \"Thank you for finally playing that fucking card, the \"I invented Melissa McCarthy\" card.\" \"I bought a house, Gavin!\" \"I bought a house 'cause of what we talked about.\" \"Fuck you, and don't ever fucking pity me again.\" \"\u266a Sugar town\" \"\u266a That's where I wanna be \u266a\" \"\u266a Sugar town\" \"\u266a That's where I wanna be \u266a\" \"Cut, please.\" \"Please.\" \"Upfronts is the week each year when the networks present their fall schedule to the advertisers.\" \"It's a very important event for us, and the weeks preceding it are pretty stressful because the schedule is a secret right up until it's announced.\" \"\"Upfronts\" is a complete oxymoron because nobody's remotely honest, so it's...\" \"It's really a show for the advertisers to get them really jazzed up about the new product for the fall.\" \"\"Here's our new shit.\" \"Like it?\"\" \"There's lots of upsides...\" \"you're in New York.\" \"Any time you're in New York City is a good time.\" \"So, have you heard from Susan?\" \"No, I've not heard from Susan as of yet.\" \"I left her four or five messages telling her what went down with Melissa, and that I let her go, and that I met with Dahlia... and I've not yet heard back from her.\" \"I feel bad about what happened with Melissa, but it's a two-way street and I'm a little angry, too.\" \"We've been friends for years.\" \"I think we'll be friends again.\" \"We'll move on.\" \"Ice cold water, ice cold water.\" \"Only one dollar.\" \"I was 12 when we got in this car.\" \"I've not yet heard from Susan.\" \"Got off the plane, checked messages, nothing.\" \"I suppose that we have a...\" \"I suppose we have a reciprocal relationship, my show and your show.\" \"That's the thing about reality television, isn't it... the worse it gets for me, the better it is for you.\" \"It certainly inspires a newfound sympathy for my characters.\" \"You know, I put them through hell.\" \"I kill off their husbands or throw them off cliffs.\" \"I'm a cruel god... all in the name of a good story or compelling television.\" \"What's funny is that I'm a character in your show.\" \"I'm disposable.\" \"Kill off the hero.\" \"No one will see it coming.\" \"I dare you.\" \"I think I'm just tired, you know?\" \"I'm just tired.\" \"It's just so surreal being here.\" \"It's not at all how I imagined.\" \"Oh.\" \"Hey, you!\" \"Hey, hi!\" \"God, Gavin.\" \"Get in here, get in here!\" \"You're doing your show.\" \"And so are you.\" \"Welcome to reality television.\" \"Did you just get in?\" \"Just now.\" \"This whole last 24 hours have been surreal.\" \"Oh, right...\" \"I just said that.\" \"Surreal.\" \" You're good?\" \" Yeah, great.\" \"I wanted to call you, and...\" \"Oh, yeah?\" \"No, call anytime.\" \"Seriously, I don't sleep, so...\" \"I just felt really weird about what happened.\" \"It's just too bad.\" \"What happened?\" \"So I just bumped into Dahlia Salem, star of my show.\" \"Okay, no, she tells me that Gatins' show got picked up, so, no, she won't be starring in my show, which makes me wonder if my show even exists.\" \"No, no, I left word for Roger, and I left word for Susan, too.\" \"It's like they dropped off the face of the Earth.\" \"Just call me when you know something.\" \"At this moment, I can't be certain whether Knowing will end up on the schedule at all.\" \"As far as Gavin's concerned, the show is on the air.\" \"You don't normally fly to New York and find out at the last fucking second that your show's been pulled off the air.\" \"Excuse me.\" \"So what is the situation right now?\" \"I don't know.\" \"Right now, the entire schedule is in flux, and I get these missives from Roger and the \"higher powers,\"\" \"but you're not really sure what they add up to.\" \"What's up?\" \"They flew you out here anyway, huh?\" \" I'll see you in...\" \" No, I mean...\" \"It would've been great if you'd extended the common courtesy of a call.\" \"This is the television business.\" \"It's like high school.\" \"I don't know what to tell you, man.\" \" I'm sorry.\" \" Sorry?\" \"But I'm kind of not.\" \"I want my show on the air, just like you want your show on the air.\" \"It was shitty of you to go behind my back after Dahlia, okay?\" \"That was shitty.\" \"And you fired Melissa McCarthy without... you didn't even have a backup.\" \"Why would they pick up your show without a star?\" \" The network wanted Dahlia.\" \" They wanted Dahlia in my show.\" \"We tested before your show.\" \"We tested through the roof.\" \"You should see the numbers.\" \"I'll show them to you.\" \" Really?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Who's your exec?\" \"Susan Howard.\" \"Susan Howard.\" \"She was there.\" \"Ask her.\" \"She would know.\" \"Hey, I'm at the UTA party.\" \"Did you hear about Ricky's assistant?\" \"She literally shat herself.\" \" No, I saw it!\" \" Hey!\" \"I'll break your fucking finger!\" \"I'll call you back.\" \"All right, let me explain why I didn't call you back.\" \"Roger wanted to talk to you personally.\" \"Bullshit.\" \"Bullshit.\" \"We're only picking up two dramas.\" \" The rest is what, reality?\" \" You can go mid-season.\" \"You can go to hell, okay?\" \"All right.\" \"I've been the only one here trying to protect you...\" \"Oh, God, don't start!\" \"Protecting me from what?\" \"From you?\" \"You're psychotic.\" \"All I wanna know is why.\" \" You want a motive?\" \" I do.\" \"This isn't Crim9 Lab.\" \"Nobody got murdered.\" \"My show did.\" \"Tell me why.\" \"I had to get you away from her.\" \"She was holding you back.\" \" You had to give her up.\" \" Melissa.\" \"G, if she really mattered so much, you couldn't have betrayed her so easily.\" \"Do you manipulate everybody or am I special?\" \"Are you the victim here?\" \"The big creator can't stand up to one little d-girl?\" \" It was your choice.\" \" Give me a break.\" \"I didn't have a choice.\" \"It was either Dahlia or no show.\" \"That was the only thing...\" \"oh, fuck you!\" \"Fuck you!\" \"Your dialogue used to be a lot sharper.\" \"Maybe Gatins could give it a polish.\" \"Is that all there is?\" \"You feel like a man?\" \"Because I'll tell you a little secret.\" \"You're not.\" \"\u266a I'm here in silence \u266a\" \"\u266a Walking these trails alone \u266a\" \"\u266a Waiting for a sparkle from my mind \u266a\" \"\u266a Tears coming home\" \"\u266a Two other lovers...\" \"Hey, look, my...\" \"I don't wanna do this anymore.\" \"My show is not gonna happen, so this show's over, done, gone, good-bye, thank you very much.\" \"I'm not gonna be your fuckin' puppet!\" \" Are you all right?\" \" I'm fine.\" \"Who you talkin' to?\" \"Oh, God.\" \"I can understand why you're a little confused.\" \"No, no.\" \"I'm a lot confused.\" \"Theories?\" \"This is all a dream?\" \"No.\" \"I'm in a coma?\" \"No.\" \"Then I'm dead?\" \"This is hell or a purgatorium or something?\" \"Okay, purgatorium is where Romans vomited, but no, this is as real as anything can be.\" \"What does that mean?\" \"Everything is what it is, but you're not who you think you are.\" \"Okay.\" \"Then who am I?\" \"You are... a multi-dimensional being of vast, almost infinite power.\" \"You, this body you're in, it's just one of your incarnations, avatars, call you what you will.\" \"Are you saying I'm God?\" \"Technically, no.\" \"If God is a ten, a theoretical ultimate, you're more of a nine.\" \"What are you?\" \"Humans are sevens.\" \"Monkeys are sixes.\" \"What are the eights?\" \"Koalas.\" \"They're telepathic, plus they control the weather.\" \"But, uh, the important thing is you.\" \"You created this world on a whim and decided to stick around to see how it turned out.\" \"You can destroy the world with a single thought.\" \"Don't, incidentally.\" \"Just file that away.\" \"But... the truth is, you hold all the cards.\" \"When people pray, they don't want this thing or that thing.\" \"They just...\" \"They don't want to be forgotten.\" \"So... you understand?\" \"I mean, I would've told you earlier, but I didn't...\" \"Yeah.\" \"Okay?\" \"I understand.\" \"But I don't believe you.\" \"Noelle, don't get too far ahead.\" \"No!\" \"You had ice cream at lunch.\" \"Evidently, frozen yogurt doesn't count.\" \"I'll make note.\" \"Oh!\" \"That's blazing speed right there!\" \"Did you hit it?\" \"Shouldn't have to.\" \"Honey, I think we left the overhead light on.\" \"Battery's dead.\" \"At least the starter is.\" \" How do we, uh...?\" \" We call the service.\" \"There's not much else we can do.\" \"Just the little battery, right?\" \"The big one's probably fine.\" \"I guess.\" \"We can't jump it from one battery to another?\" \"You cross over somehow?\" \"Who do you think you married, MacGyver?\" \"Come on.\" \"Hold on.\" \" Are you getting a signal?\" \" No.\" \"You?\" \"Yes.\" \"One bar.\" \"Yeah?\" \"Here, hold that.\" \"Don't worry.\" \"Daddy's calling people to help us.\" \"Minute you place a call, the bar goes away.\" \"Keep trying.\" \"I'll keep trying, Mary, but it's gonna keep happening.\" \"What do you wanna do?\" \"I don't know.\" \"Maybe if you hold it up higher.\" \"Okay, look, the problem is that we're boxed in.\" \"It's a canyon.\" \"Where we came off the main road, it was more open and higher, too.\" \" That's at least a mile.\" \" I can run that.\" \"So, what, we stay here?\" \"You okay with that?\" \"I don't think we have much of a choice, so...\" \" Yeah.\" \"Go.\" \" Okay.\" \"Daddy's gonna get a truck to help us out.\" \"Take care of Mommy, okay?\" \"All right.\" \"Be right back.\" \"Excuse me.\" \"Hey, hi.\" \"Do you have a cell phone?\" \"Oh, no, I don't.\" \"There's no service up here.\" \"Yeah, I'm finding that out.\" \"You can usually get a signal down at the ranger's station.\" \" Okay.\" \" Yeah.\" \"You just follow the road down.\" \"It's probably...\" \"I don't know.\" \"You got a car?\" \"No, it's dead.\" \"That's why I need a...\" \"Are you headed back to your car now?\" \"If you could give me a ride to a gas station, wherever?\" \"Oh, uh...\" \"Look, I'm not some crazy Ted Bundy guy.\" \"I'm not gonna rape or kill you or anything.\" \"Which is, of course, what a Ted Bundy would say.\" \"Look, I'm a videogame designer.\" \"My wife is an editor, my daughter's eight.\" \"Look, I just... they're waiting back at the car.\" \"Just a little help before it gets dark.\" \"I'll call somebody when I get back to town.\" \"I believe you, I do, it's just you don't know where the car is, and the guy might not come.\" \" We can't be up here all night, so...\" \" Sorry.\" \"Don't be sorry, just help me out.\" \"No.\" \"I can't.\" \"Why won't you trust me?\" \"Okay, but you have to be careful.\" \"Understand?\" \"You have to use big girl hands.\" \"You want to see where we were today?\" \"Okay, hit play.\" \"This button.\" \"Oh...\" \"There's you and there's Daddy.\" \"Oh, a little movie star, huh?\" \"He'll be back soon.\" \"Don't you worry.\" \"Hey.\" \"Are you following me?\" \"Once I was sure you weren't following me.\" \"I'm sorry, it's just...\" \" You thought I was Ted Bundy.\" \" Kind of.\" \"Yeah.\" \"My name's Gabriel...\" \"Bundy.\" \"Sierra.\" \"It's weird that there's no cars at all.\" \"Yeah, I'll say.\" \"Anyway, my car is parked over there.\" \"It's not that far, and if you want, I could give you a ride to town.\" \"That'd be great.\" \"Thank you.\" \" Make up some karma.\" \" Please, lead the way.\" \"Just a sec.\" \"Okay, confession.\" \" I kind of recognized you.\" \" Really.\" \"I wasn't sure, but I think I saw a picture of you in my boyfriend's videogame magazine.\" \"Right?\" \"You're, like, the shit.\" \"No, no.\" \"You're like the Quentin Tarantino of their world, videogame god.\" \"Not really, no.\" \"Fine.\" \"You seriously recognized me off one photo?\" \"I thought you were kind of hot, considering.\" \"Considering...?\" \"Within the subset of videogame people.\" \"Ah, okay.\" \"I wasn't masturbating to your picture or anything.\" \"I guess I'm flattered.\" \"You should be.\" \"I'm stingy with compliments.\" \"Your boyfriend plays videogames?\" \"Ex-boyfriend.\" \"And yes, way too many.\" \"He used to play Evercrack\" \" back in the day...\" \" Oh, no.\" \"but your game was, like, well,\" \"I don't know, what's worse than crack?\" \"Supercrack?\" \"He was spending 40 hours a week collecting Thunderleaf or whatever, and I was his mule, hauling it around, 'cause he ran out of space.\" \"You had an account?\" \"Part of your world, and you didn't know it.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"You can make it up to me.\" \"Shit.\" \"Come on, come on, come on, come on.\" \"And I am so sorry.\" \"I understand.\" \"It's not your fault, right?\" \"It couldn't be your fault.\" \"You're morally incapable of doing the right thing.\" \" I don't...\" \" Right?\" \"So, you play a lot of characters at once?\" \"A couple.\" \"Most people do.\" \"But you're not most people.\" \"You created the world.\" \"You know all the secret codes.\" \" What, like god mode?\" \" Is that what you call it?\" \"It's when you have all the powers and you can't be killed.\" \"It's actually boring to play, though.\" \"A game isn't fun unless there are rules.\" \"And you make the rules.\" \"Yeah, I do.\" \"Thanks.\" \"Do you think that I'm pretty?\" \"What?\" \"Do you think I'm hot... on a purely physical level?\" \"Sure.\" \"That's a rave.\" \"Well, I don't know why you're asking.\" \"My ex-boyfriend the orc used to say,\" \"\"The thing that I like about you is you're not so hot I'm afraid I'm gonna lose you.\"\" \"So where's the orc now?\" \"He's dead.\" \"I spiked his water bottle with a massive quantity of GHB.\" \"He hallucinated, went into convulsions, and died.\" \"Remind me not to piss you off, Sarah.\" \"Sierra!\" \"Sorry.\" \"What makes you think you haven't pissed me off already?\" \"How you doin', kiddo?\" \"I was thinking we could all go to El Cholo for dinner tonight.\" \"How do you feel about some blue corn enchiladas?\" \"Should we ask Daddy when he gets back?\" \"He's not coming back.\" \"How could you?\" \"How could you.\" \"How could you.\" \"How could you...?\" \" How could you?\" \" Cut.\" \"Perfect.\" \"I feel so dirty.\" \"That's how I like it.\" \"Wait.\" \"Something's wrong.\" \"I feel...\" \"Ugh.\" \"Mm, uh, wait.\" \"I have a wife and a daughter.\" \"They're waiting for me.\" \" Where are they?\" \" Back at the car.\" \"Which direction?\" \"Whoa.\" \"Face it, G, you don't know where they are.\" \"You don't know where you are.\" \"We've been walking in circles for an hour.\" \" Where is your car?\" \" There is no car.\" \"It was all a pretense, an excuse to get you on your own.\" \"Whoa, whoa, whoa...\" \"You getting dizzy?\" \"It's just the GHB in the water.\" \"What's happening?\" \"I'm sorry that it had to come to this, G.\" \"I promise it's gonna be over soon.\" \"You're trying to kill me?\" \"No, this is not a murder.\" \"It's an intervention.\" \"Do you feel like a man?\" \"You're not.\" \"I had to get you away from her.\" \"She was holding you back.\" \" You had to give her up.\" \" Melissa.\" \" Allee... allee... all come free!\" \" There's something wrong...\" \"I can get you out of here, but you have to trust me.\" \"Do you feel like a man?\" \"'Cause I'll tell you a little secret.\" \"You're not.\" \"Why are you doing this?\" \"You did this to yourself.\" \"And admitting that is the first step.\" \"You're a crackhead, G.\" \"Thing is, this planet and these people, they're your drug of choice.\" \"It wasn't that hard to make a universe.\" \"At first you just checked in every once in a while... see how the Neanderthals were doing, move a couple of continents around.\" \"But then you got more into it.\" \"You started playing a couple of characters of your own.\" \"Slaves, kings, messiahs.\" \"Pretty soon you were playing 24/7.\" \"How long have I been...\" \"You've been gone for 4,000 years, not that time means the same for us.\" \"You came looking for me?\" \"That's what a girl does.\" \"Why now?\" \"Because you forgot who you were.\" \"You forgot this wasn't real.\" \"We couldn't just storm in on a fiery chariot.\" \"It was your universe.\" \"We had to play by your rules.\" \"We had to show you how limited and corrupt your little world was.\" \"Don't get me wrong.\" \"It's... it's a nice place.\" \"It's cozy... but do you remember where you came from?\" \"Do you remember where you came from?\" \"It was warm.\" \"And white, like a...\" \"You can't describe it with human words.\" \"You can't think it with human thoughts.\" \"We need you to come back.\" \"With us.\" \"Come back with me.\" \"You can destroy the world with a single thought.\" \"Don't, incidentally.\" \"Just file that away.\" \"The truth is you hold all the cards.\" \"When people pray, they don't want this thing or that thing.\" \"They just... they don't want to be forgotten.\" \"You understand?\" \"Noelle?\" \"I would have told you earlier, but...\" \"Noelle?\" \"!\" \"Noelle!\" \"Noelle!\" \"Noelle!\" \"Maybe if I just cut back, didn't get so involved.\" \"We both know that'll never work.\" \"Next week you'll be back here redesigning the pinecones.\" \"You have to quit, cold turkey.\" \"I can't.\" \"You can, but I can't force you to leave.\" \"You have to want it.\" \"Noelle!\" \"Come on!\" \"Answer Mama!\" \"Answer me!\" \"Noelle!\" \" Noelle!\" \" She's here.\" \"I didn't forget about you guys.\" \"Everything okay?\" \"Yeah, everything's fine.\" \"Absolutely.\" \"Let's go home.\" \"\u266a I won't run far \u266a\" \"\u266a I won't run far \u266a\" \"\u266a I can always be found\" \"\u266a I can always be found\" \"\u266a If you need me\" \"Good night, Jellybean.\" \"\u266a I can always be found\" \"\u266a I can always be found\" \"\u266a If you want me to stay \u266a\" \"\u266a If you want me to stay \u266a\" \"\u266a I will stay by your side \u266a\" \"\u266a I won't run far \u266a\" \"\u266a I won't run far \u266a\" \"\u266a I won't run far \u266a\" \"\u266a I can always be found\" \"\u266a I can always be found\" \"\u266a I can always be found\" \"You need to go, don't you?\" \"No.\" \"I can stay.\" \"How long, forever?\" \"Every day you'd be here, you'd know what you were missing.\" \"What happens if you go?\" \"Worst case scenario?\" \"Disintegration of everything into a fiery void, oblivio accebit.\" \"The end of everything.\" \"That's all?\" \"Probably wouldn't happen.\" \"I guess I'm more worried about the human factor.\" \"You guys kill each other a lot.\" \"In fairness, it's usually in your name.\" \"Plus, we've gotten much more efficient at it.\" \"I like this world.\" \"I like my life here with you and Noelle.\" \"It's not real.\" \"I'm not really your wife.\" \"You're not really my husband.\" \"On some level, it's all pretend.\" \"How many versions were there?\" \"Ninety.\" \"This is the last one.\" \"Wow.\" \"I've destroyed billions of people with a thought and you'd like to think that it's painless.\" \"Stop.\" \"You don't have to explain or apologize.\" \"Everything that is is because of you.\" \"And if that's all there is, that's enough.\" \"So.\" \"So.\" \"Guess you don't really need to pack anything.\" \"I'm good.\" \"You're great.\" \"It has been a pleasure.\" \"Likewise.\" \"I love you.\" \"I love you, too, you big lug.\" \"You're my favorite.\" \"...should we measure it first?\" \"Got flour, we have flour.\" \"All right, so I need oil.\" \"We need nutmeg.\" \"Oh, honey, do we have nutmeg?\" \"We should.\" \"Good.\" \"Good, good, good, good, good.\" \" Nutmeg.\" \" Oh, cinnamon, too.\" \"If I had a horse, I would name her Cinnamon.\" \" And if I had another horse...\" \" Nutmeg?\" \"No, Flash.\" \"What?\" \"Why Flash?\" \"I mean, I would name her Flash because she'd be the fastest horse in the world.\" \"I mean in the whole world.\" \" In the whole world?\" \" Ever whole.\" \"The ever whole world?\" \"That's pretty good.\" \"That's pretty fast.\" \"Yes, and I would be a princess.\" \"Sweetie?\" \"This might sound really strange, but what's my name?\" \"Um.\" \"Mommy.\" \"Right.\" \"Exactly.\" \"He's not coming back.\" \"But it's gonna be okay.\" \"He put all the pieces together.\" \" It's like...\" \" The best of all possible worlds.\" \"Honey, is it supposed to stick like this?\" \" Better help him.\" \" Let's go.\" \" Do you see what I'm talking about?\" \" Oh, my gosh.\" \"consistency.\" \"Is it maybe a little... it's too thick.\" \"We can safely say that's too thick?\" \"Will you get some milk?\" \" Get milk?\" \" See, it says milk on the recipe.\" \"Ready?\" \"Oh, my.\" \"Oh, no!\" \"All right.\" \"Oh, don't mess it up.\" \"Don't mess it up.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Shouldn't we be using a machine?\" \" Isn't there a machine we can...\" \" I'm the machine!\" \"You're our machine?\" \"Ooh!\" \" All right.\" \" Come on, machine.\" \"Okay, hold on.\" \"Let's... \u266a The earth is warm\" \"\u266a Next to my ear\" \"\u266a Insect noise\" \"\u266a Is all that I hear\" \"\u266a A magic trick\" \"\u266a Makes the world disappear\" \"\u266a The skies are dark\" \"\u266a They're dark but they're clear \u266a\" \"\u266a A distant motorcade\" \"\u266a And suddenly there's joy \u266a\" \"\u266a The snow and tickertape\" \"\u266a Blurs all my sense numb\" \"\u266a It's like the finish line \u266a\" \"\u266a Where everything just ends \u266a\" \"\u266a The crack of radios\" \"\u266a Seems close enough to touch \u266a\""} +{"text": "\"All right,repeat after me.\" \"I will never...\" \"\"I will never... ever... ever... fuck mia again.\" \"Fuck mia again.\" \"\"Thank you.\" \"Jesus.Just saying itgets me wet.\" \"Fuck you.\" \"Find somebody else to pen yoursordid,little fucking tale.\" \"Come on,man.Don't leave.We gota good thing going here.\" \"It's been a long timesince I had me A... friend.\" \"Aw,shucks.I'm almost touched.\" \"But you can't expect meto indulge your every fucking depraved whim!\" \"Jesus christ.\" \"I just realized what itmust be like to live with me.\" \"You know,I-I really didn't think you were gonna besuch a fucking ninny about the whole thing.\" \"Oh,a \"ninny\"?\" \"B-because I've had my shareof the tang?\" \"Because I have my ownsordid past to contend with?\" \"No.Because she told methat you guys fucked.\" \"Be that as it may... repeat after me... californication Season 02 Episode 07\" \"you got to get meout of this shit,charlie.\" \"I can't get youout of anything,hank.\" \"You signeda fucking contract.\" \"Since whenhas that ever mattered?\" \"Look,it's either thisor you do the adaptationof \"fucking punching.\" \"\"Or,wait,no.\" \"I'm sorry.I take that back.\" \"I don't thinkI can get you that job.\" \"I can't take it anymore.\" \"The guy's gone kurtz.\" \"He needs a doctor,not a biographer.\" \"No one said you had to move inwith the guy.\" \"You never do anything halfway,do you?\" \"Says the man holdingthe plastic ass-gina.\" \"What the fuckare we doing here,anyway?\" \"Hello!\" \"I'm edumacating myselfas to the variousmarketing opportunities available to the young porn starlet.\" \"Holy shit.\" \"You reallylike this girl,huh?\" \"Yeah.Of course I like her.\" \"I like her in the kind,paternal wayany agent likes someone whose career is in his hands.\" \"How about in the kind,paternal way in which a boysome times likes to stickhis pee-pee inside a girl?\" \"You like her that way,too?\" \"I kind of did thatalready.\" \"What?\" \"Nigga,please!\" \"I had to step in and stunt-cock.\" \"That's all. -\"Stunt-cock\"?\" \"Long story.\" \"You had to be there.\" \"Stunt-cock.\" \"Holy shit,johnny wad.\" \"How we gonna keep you downon the farmnow that you've penetrateda porn star?\" \"It was just the tip.\" \"Just the tip,then I popped.\" \"Naturally.\" \"Here's the deal.\" \"This is what we've got to do.\" \"You got to go home and grabcokey smurf,meet me at L.A.X.\" \"We got to getthe hell out of town,palomino.\" \"I mean,we are downthe rabbit hole, and I'm afraidwe ain't never coming back.\" \"Oh,my god!\" \"Are you okay?\" \"Jesus christ,lady!\" \"You justcame out of nowhere.\" \"You could havekilled me.\" \"Looks like I'm gonna have toget your namefor insurance purposesand whatnot.\" \"Oh,my god.\" \"You're that asshole.\" \"Why am I not surprised?\" \"You know,it saddens me to thinkthat when you havean internal dialogue about me,\" \"I'm \"that asshole\" and not\"that handsome stranger\"or \"that guy who made a messof my bush -- hank moody.\" \"\"It's nice to see you again,mrs...\" \"Jones.\" \"Jones?\" \"Really?\" \"After all thisrintgue,that's kind of a letdown.\" \"Janie jones.\" \"Oh,like the clash song.\" \"That's fantastic.\" \"I'm half-chubbed.\" \"What do you saywe forget aboutthis whole \"vehicularmanslaughter\" thing and I buy you a drink?\" \"Yeah,I don't think so.\" \"You know,I really thought thatthe threat of legal actionwas gonna do it, but it looks likeI'm gonna have to employmy considerable powersof seduction.\" \"You ready?\" \"Oh,yeah.\" \"I got nothing.\" \"That's it.I'm out.\" \"No,tomorrow night,in venice,marat.\" \"I'll be the one staring intothe bottomless pit of despair.\" \"Get there earlybefore I wet myself.\" \"Oh,yeah!\" \"Nailed it!\" \"Oh,that's right --I still got it.\" \"Okay.\" \"I shouldn't betelling you guys this,but beccais my absolute favorite.\" \"Oh,thank god!\" \"I-I thought you were gonnacome down on herfor being a satanistor something,so.\" \"Oh,please.\" \"I think it's safe to saythat whole thing's just a phase,and,you know, it probablyhas something to dowith whatever might be going onbetween you two.\" \"I'm sorry.She made referenceto some changes at home.\" \"Well,um,long story short,um,we were together,and now we're apart.\" \"Again.\" \"So,you're divorced?\" \"Not exactly.\" \"It's okay.\" \"I'm not judging.\" \"You know,I'm divorced.\" \"Pretty recently,actually.\" \"Oh,I'm sorry.\" \"Right on!\" \"Hank.\" \"Um,we were never married,so the divorce thing is... no,but I did ask.\" \"A number of times.\" \"Okay,not the timeor the place,hank.\" \"I gave her a ring.She gave it back.\" \"I gave itto a homeless woman.\" \"I'm sorry.That's so sad.\" \"It worked outfor the homeless woman.\" \"So,um,none of thatreally matters right now.\" \"What matters is that,um,we're togetherwhen it comes to raising becca.\" \"Well,yes,but not always.\" \"For instance,I want becca to bea lesbian when she grows up, and karen just wants herto be happy.\" \"That's ridiculous.Like,you can't be both?\" \"A happy lesbian?\" \"Karen:\" \"Classy.\" \"Yeah,I know.You think,with all the moneythat we spend, they could affordsome proper glassware.\" \"Hey,have you seen mialately?\" \"No.Why?\" \"No more than usual.\" \"Well,what does that mean?\" \"What does it mean?\" \"W\" \" I-I don't know.W-what do you mean?\" \"Well,no,it's justI keep stopping by bill'sto check on her, and she's never home.\" \"So,I know she likesto hang outat ashby's den of iniquity,\" \"and so do you.\" \"I have.\" \"I have seen her there.\" \"Right.\" \"Yeah.\" \"You know,once in a while,not often.\" \"Does she havea boyfriend?\" \"I don't know.What is this,\"sex and the city,\" girlfriend?\" \"What's with allthe questions?\" \"Well,it's just,last time she came for dinner, she was asking meall these questionsabout dating an older man, and it was like she was kind ofasking my approval.\" \"Well,I hope youshut that shit down immediately.\" \"No.\" \"I mean,why would I?\" \"You know,it's a perfectly validlife experienceif it's the right guy.\" \"Why the fuck would you saysomething like that?\" \"Why not?\" \"I datedone of my professors once.\" \"That's foul.\" \"He was youngerthan you are now,actually.\" \"I'm nauseous,actually.\" \"The sex was fantastic,actually.\" \"Now you're justtrying to get my goat.\" \"Am I getting it?\" \"Now,you're onlygonna have yourself to blameif this thinggets out of hand.\" \"What thing?\" \"This gross\"older man\" thing.\" \"No.Well,I want youto keep an eye out.\" \"I mean,make sure that shedoesn't go anywhere near ashby.\" \"That guyis such a fucking scumbag.\" \"Well,he means well,you know?\" \"That sounds familiar.\" \"I got to go...\"phyllis.\" \"\"Goodbye.\" \"You're a dick,you know.\" \"Okay,okay,okay,okay,okay.\" \"Your hair smells good.\" \"Good.\" \"It smells like lady hair.\" \"Hey yourself,mrs.P.\" \"I just wanted you to knowl love your writing.\" \"Quite possiblymy four favorite wordsin the english language.\" \"Hits allthe pleasure centers.\" \"Positively rhapsodic.\" \"I didn't thinkit was appropriate to say itin front of your,um... yourex-wife,lover,or whatever.\" \"Oh,god.I wish you had.\" \"That would've pissed her off.\" \"You like pissing her off,don't you?\" \"I do.\" \"I like pissing offmy ex,too.\" \"Cool.\" \"Is he watching?\" \"Yeah,from the window.\" \"Oh,well,I'll make sureto use my good cock.\" \"Just so yoknow,I'm on my period.\" \"Not sure I neededa verbal on that,for I care very littleabout such things.\" \"I was in nam.\" \"God.My ex always cared.\" \"He thought it was dirty.\" \"Oh,it is dirty... in a good way.\" \"Also,I haven't had much timeto trim the hedges lately, if you knowwhat I'm saying.\" \"I do know what you're saying,and,again,no worries.\" \"I enjoya generous thicket.\" \"I got to tell you,your feelings about periods and pubic hair have just made mea bigger fan.\" \"It's what I do.\" \"Anything elseyou care to disclose?\" \"I'm very excitedabout fucking you right now.\" \"Oh,you are a chatty one,mrs.Patterson.\" \"Baby.\" \"Baby!\" \"Look who I found.\" \"Daisy?\" \"Wh-what happened?\" \"What's wrong?\" \"She was sleeping outsidein her fucking car!\" \"I didn't wantto bother you guys.\" \"I just didn't knowwhere to go.\" \"My fucking manager showed upat my apartment and -- you have a manager?\" \"You remember the guy who wasshooting the \"slam van\" stuff?\" \"That smelly,sleazy fuck?\" \"That's your manager?\" \"no,******* Ckinscumbag.\" \"And you didn't thinkthis was worth mentioning?\" \"I was just scared you wouldn'twant to work with me.\" \"And then everythingjust happened so fast.\" \"I'm really sorry,charlie.\" \"What does he want?\" \"Money.\" \"He wants to bebought out of his contract.\" \"Oh,that's ridiculous.\" \"Clients get poachedall the time.\" \"I put you in \"vaginatown,\"I get the commission.\" \"Well,that's exactlywhat I told him.\" \"And what did he say?\" \"He trashed my apartmentand ate all my food.\" \"I'm just gonna crashing my car.\" \"I just really don't want toput you guys out.\" \"No,no,no.\" \"Don't be silly.Don't be silly.\" \"We'll -- we'll make upthe guest room.\" \"Just get into bed,baby.\" \"Mommy and daddywill keep you safe.\" \"Marcy!\" \"What?\" \"She's scared shitless.\" \"Come on,dais.\" \"I'm too tiredto freshen upthe fucking guest room.\" \"Mama needs her sleep.\" \"Oh,god.\" \"Oh,that was exactlywhat I needed.\" \"Well,good for you,lady.\" \"Happy to protect and serve.\" \"What?\" \"I think I'm gonna cry.\" \"Oh,dear.\" \"Don't do that.\" \"No.It's,uh -- it's nota bad thing.\" \"It's,um... coming makes me cry.\" \"I mean,on occasion.\" \"I-I-I get that.\" \"I mean,sometimes,after I co,I want to... weep,you know?\" \"But,usually,I just nap.\" \"You know?\" \"You want meto hug you or,uh... comfort you in some... fashion?\" \"No,that's nice of you to offer,but it's --it's not necessary.\" \"Okay.\" \"Hey,where's the shitterin this joint?\" \"Down the stairs,to the right.\" \"Damien?\" \"Mr.Moody?\" \"You fucked my mom.\" \"I fucked your mom?\" \"I fucked your mom.\" \"Did you hurt her?\" \"Oh,no!\" \"You didn't!\" \"I can explain.\" \"Oh,no,you can'T.\" \"It's notwhat it looks like.\" \"She wouldn't listento reason.\" \"I didn't see you put upmuch of a fight there,lover.\" \"You guys have got to stop this!\" \"This is sick and wrong!\" \"Sure.\" \"It's sick and wrongwhen he does it,but it's perfectly finefor you to fuck me.\" \"Stop saying that out loud.\" \"It's not okay.\" \"That's why we neverdid it again,mia.\" \"Never say \"never,\"hankie.\" \"Okay.I promiseI'll never do it again.\" \"You've already done it againlike three times!\" \"Far more than that.\" \"Do you want karen to find outabout this,young lady?\" \"I don't know,hank.\" \"Do you want karento find out about this?\" \"Because finding out about thiscould mean finding out about us, which could very well meanthe death of hope,hank.\" \"What the fuck is this?\" \"Kurt fucking cobain... played that.\" \"Courtney gave it to me.\" \"I helped her produce a demo,write some songs.\" \"It's yours.\" \"You're giving me kurt cobain'sguitar because you fucked mia?\" \"No.I'm giving youkurt cobain's guitar because... you're my only friend,and I,uh... wait,no.\" \"Take... care of it.I mean,you -- you canput becca through collegewith that fucking thing.\" \"Okay.\" \"You hungry?\" \"You like crepes?\" \"I got a new panI want to try out.\" \"That's what I'm gonna do --I'm gonna make us some crepes.\" \"Becca,it's nothalf as crazy as it sounds.\" \"Becca:\" \"Fuck you!\" \"Okay.\" \"But I thinkthat your languageis perhapsa tad inappropriate.\" \"Oh,it's fucking appropriate,all right.\" \"Karen,will you -- will youcut me some slack here?\" \"Do you see me frontingin any way?\" \"I've admittedthat I'm wrong,you know.\" \"Still,I don't think thatthat --you don't talkto your old man that way.\" \"Oh,well,you do if he fuckedyour boyfriend's mother.\" \"I didn't know,okay?\" \"And I don't likeall this \"boyfriend\" talk.\" \"Well,of courseyou didn't know.\" \"How could you ever be expectedto know such a thing?\" \"Yes.Yeah,you know what?\" \"You know,if you look atthis thing in a certain light, the whole mess can be viewedas almost entirely your fault.\" \"Come on.\" \"Well,you didn't tell me aboutthe boy until the dinner party.\" \"How was I supposed to knowwho his mother was?\" \"Oh,well,if you were notso preoccupiedwith sticking your dickin any hole that will have you, you might noticethese things.\" \"Yes,but you kicked my dickout of the house.\" \"You made my dick homeless.\" \"And out of doorsis a placewhere penisesdon't generally fare well in the rain and the windand all that.\" \"Hank,shut up,okay?\" \"My homeless dicknow must seek shelterfrom the stormwhere and whence it can.\" \"Did she say to you,\"oh,hank,I love your writing\"?\" \"You see that?\" \"This is whywe should be together.\" \"You just know my shit.\" \"It's perfect.\" \"It's whywe shouldn't be together.\" \"She needed a good cry.\" \"She was lonely.What's the harm?\" \"The harm?\" \"Oh,well,the harmis right there,okay?\" \"That is the harm -- big harm.\" \"And the worst part isshe was defending you.\" \"What do you mean?\" \"Well,he didn'tbreak it off with her.\" \"He -- he just saidthat you were a dickfor sleeping with his mother.\" \"That's legitimate.\" \"But that did notsit well with her because no one talks shit about her beloved father.\" \"So she broke it offwith him.\" \"Fuck.\" \"Don't you daretouch me.\" \"Kurt cobainplayed this guitar.\" \"If you treat it right,you'll never have to workanother day in your life.\" \"You can't buy your wayout of this one.\" \"Damien was right --you are a dick.\" \"Hey,mrs.Patterson.\" \"Is,uh,damien home?\" \"He's,um -- he's not here.\" \"He's at band practice.\" \"Do you want to come in?\" \"I-I don't think that would besuch a great idea.\" \"Don't let him scare you.\" \"He's a good kid.\" \"He's just very protectiveof his mother.\" \"That's a good thing.\" \"Well,I mean,we can't let our kidsruin a perfectly excellentsexual chemistry,can we?\" \"Jesus.\" \"You know,when you put it that way,it soundspretty fucking reasonable.\" \"Can you -- can you write thatdown for me for laterin caseI need to use it?\" \"Old man,I will gofucking medieval on your ass!\" \"Hey,settle down,townshend.\" \"I came here to talk to you,mano a mano.\" \"Hey,damien!\" \"Come on.\" \"Settle down,buddy.\" \"What is it?\" \"What can I do for you?\" \"Okay.Here we go.\" \"Come on,man.\" \"What can I do for you?\" \"N-nothing.\" \"There's nothing you can do.\" \"You're dead to me,and becca's totally dead to me.\" \"Well,that's a shame.\" \"That's a crying shamebecause she appears to bevery fond of you.\" \"Really?\" \"What'd she say?\" \"Nothing that I could everrepeat without vomiting.\" \"Now,come on.What can we do?\" \"Let's figure this out.\" \"Okay.First of all,repeat after me.\" \"Okay.\" \"I will never...\" \"\"I will never... ever... ever... ever... ever... fuck my mom again.\" \"Fuck my mom again.\" \"Fuck your momagain.\" \"Boys,we don't have to beso quick to... fine.\" \"Whatever you want.\" \"Okay?\" \"We good?\" \"Anything else?\" \"What's upwith the guitar?\" \"Ladies,I am home!\" \"Well,if it isn'tmr.Big fucking hollywood agent.\" \"Steal any fucking clientson the way here,you bald motherfucker?\" \"Is everybody okay here?\" \"Yeah.\" \"I think it's calleda \"pimp go get.\" \"\"Charlie:\" \"You come to my house,you push arounda couple of girls.\" \"You could have called,texted,we work this out ourselves.\" \"You poached my girl.\" \"That skank --she belongs to me.\" \"Sweetheart,put those fingers away.\" \"Who knowswhere they've been?\" \"Oh,wait a second.I fucking do.\" \"They've been in my ass.\" \"Oh,that was one time.\" \"One good time.\" \"Hey,jerk-off,you knowwhat a fucking contract is?\" \"This is nota very good deal,daisy.\" \"You think?\" \"Bad news -- you're connected togilbert gottfried here for life.\" \"Good news -- this will neverhold up in court,asshole.\" \"Maybe not,perry mason,but guess what?\" \"A lot of not-nice shitcan happen during that time.\" \"You want to fuckingtake that chance?\" \"Motherlesscunt bastard!\" \"Fuck you.\" \"Fuck you!\" \"Okay.\" \"You know what?\" \"That wasn't very nice at all.\" \"That's my soy milk,and I have serious dairy issues.\" \"Yes,you do.\" \"I want youout of my house now.\" \"And,you,please put my wife down.\" \"I got no problemwith that.\" \"But daisy --she's coming with me.\" \"Sweetheart,come on,honey.\" \"We've got a past.\" \"You know that whole speculumseries we wanted to do?\" \"I thinkthe time is right.\" \"Come on,honey.Let's make some porn!\" \"How much you wantfor her?\" \"She's not a fucking slave,charlie!\" \"You know what,pal?\" \"I believe in this girl!\" \"Yeah.\" \"She is gonna bea huge star one day.\" \"\"Vaginatown\"is just the beginning.\" \"There will be much ruingof this day.\" \"Ruing,right.\" \"Big fucking star.\" \"Jenna fucking jameson.\" \"Wait a second.\" \"There's fucking chinese!\" \"Big!\" \"Okay,look.It's all gonna be okay.\" \"Everything's cool.\" \"I'm gonna give him some moneyfrom the emergency fund.\" \"Oh,no,no,no.\" \"No,no,no,no,no.Baby.\" \"Charlie:\" \"Baby,you said it yourself --she's family,okay?\" \"And that's whatthe money's for -- emergencies.\" \"I can'tlet you do this.\" \"What'sthe alternative,huh?\" \"You go back with this guy,the next thing you know, you're starring in your own lineof gynecological training films.\" \"Not on my watch.\" \"Okay.Baby.Baby!\" \"Maybe you could justwrite him a check.\" \"I will give himwh\" \"all of it?\" \"You spent all of it?\" \"That was my mad money,baby.\" \"Pleasure doing businesswith you,captain jackass!\" \"I love that car.\" \"I'm sorry,daddy.\" \"I don't knowwhat happened to me.\" \"You're goingto your mother'S.\" \"But going to my mother'smakes me want to do drugs!\" \"A lot of 'em!\" \"I don't want to hear it.\" \"It's a good placefor you to chill out.\" \"Whatever you say,daddy.\" \"I'll help you knock this monkeyoff your back,baby.\" \"If you let me.\" \"Where are we going?\" \"Nowhere.\" \"Just going for a walk.\" \"No one walks in L.A.\" \"We do.\" \"Always have,always will.\" \"We're new yorkers.\" \"There is no \"always.\" \"\"There's just right now.\" \"You don't like me very muchright now,do you?\" \"No.\" \"I don'T.\" \"You know,I knowI say this too much --all the time,probably, but I was wrongto do what I did,and I was wrong to be so glibabout trying to fix it.\" \"There is no rightor wrong,dad,just the consequencesof your actions.\" \"You taught me that.\" \"I guess I don't likethe consequences of my actionsvery much right now.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Me neither.\" \"So,uh... what is it that you like so muchabout this boy?\" \"I don't know.\" \"Come on.\" \"It's got to be something.\" \"Use your words.\" \"He's really smart.\" \"Let's not go crazy.\" \"And he makes mefeel pretty.\" \"Well,that you are.\" \"You're very pretty.You're beautiful.\" \"Shut up.I'm not beautiful.\" \"Don't say that.\" \"Look.\" \"Don't ever say that.\" \"You are beautiful.\" \"You're the most beautiful thingin the world to me.\" \"Then treat me that way.\" \"I'm alwayson your side,dad,always.\" \"Even when I shouldn't be.\" \"But I'm sick of it.\" \"Get your shit togetherbefore it's too late!\" \"I don't careif you and momnever say another kind wordto each other, but I'm sick and tiredof parenting you both.\" \"I'm a fucking kid!\" \"I don't know what I'm doinghalf the time.\" \"But I do know this --if you keep cracking jokesand taking another drink and pretending that lifeis one big,stupid party, you will miss everything.\" \"Damien:\" \"Becca!\" \"You have fun,okay?\" \"Not too much fun.\" \"Hey,damien.\" \"You think I might take you downto the guitar centerand get you something coolerthan that one?\" \"That'S... -no,man.\" \"This guitar is awesome.\" \"It's like... it's like somethingcobain would have played.\" \"Awesome.\" \"Have fun,honey.\" \"May I have another,please?\" \"I don't think so.\" \"Really?\" \"Am I that sloshed?\" \"No.But if I'm gonnatake you home with me,\" \"I don't want you to beat... half-mast.\" \"I'm so flattered.\" \"I just don't think I'dbe very good companyfor anybody tonight.\" \"Why not?\" \"I've heard good things.\" \"No,I am very agreeable.\" \"And you are nothingif not a beautiful barmaid.\" \"I've just got a little too much of my daughter's voicerunning around in my head right now to be good companyfor anybody.\" \"That's not as creepyas it sounds,either.\" \"Honestly.\" \"So,uh,tonight,I think you're just gonnahave to settle for... the tip!\" \"Just the tip!\" \"Get it?\" \"Got it?\" \"Good.\" \"Good night,hank.\" \"Good night,beautiful barmaid.\" \"Am I too late?\" \"Did you alreadywet yourself?\" \"So,what are we drinking?\""} +{"text": "\"ETHAN:\" \"It's been the same dream every night for months now.\" \"[THUNDER CRASHES]\" \"I can't ever see her face, but I know her.\" \"Like I've known her all my life.\" \"And it feels like something terrible is gonna happen when I reach her.\" \"But at the same time, I'm not scared at all.\" \"I want her no matter what happens.\" \"But I never get to her.\" \"And then I die.\" \"[GUNSHOT]\" \"[GASPS]\" \"At first I was scared I was losing my mind.\" \"Until I realized that would be no great loss.\" \"I start junior year tomorrow, so insanity's inevitable.\" \"What's worse is waking up every night wanting someone I've never met loving a girl who doesn't exist.\" \"I've been stuck my whole life in Gatlin South Carolina's least-famous middle-of-nowhere.\" \"By the time we get a movie, it's already on DVD.\" \"And our theater always gets the titles wrong.\" \"We're too far away from Charleston to have a Starbucks.\" \"How sick is that?\" \"We have 12 churches and one library with more banned books than books to read.\" \"Same damn families have lived here for generations.\" \"They keep reenacting the Civil War like it's gonna turn out different.\" \"Mama used to say there's only two kinds of people in Gatlin:\" \"The ones too stupid to leave and the ones too stuck to move.\" \"Dad can't leave his room since she died.\" \"People said it was God's will.\" \"I think it's the only way people ever get out of here.\" \"I can understand why young men signed up for the Civil War.\" \"Anything is better than a life standing still.\" \"But I think even the dead stay in Gatlin.\" \"Sometimes, it sounds crazy, but sometimes I imagine I'm one of them fighting for the cause on Honey Hill near Greenbrier.\" \"[VOICES SHOUTING] [GUNSHOT]\" \"GENEVIEVE:\" \"Ethan!\" \"ETHAN\".\" \"I imagine all kinds of things lately.\" \"Sometimes I'm Billy Pilgrim from Vonnegut's banned book Slaughterhouse-Five.\" \"\"To be unstuck in time, in a constant state of stage fright never knowing what part of my life I'd have to act in next.\"\" \"I just love the sound of that.\" \"Dad?\" \"Dad?\" \"I got breakfast.\" \"Ugh.\" \"Is this what we're wearing our first day of school?\" \"I'm a junior now, Amma.\" \"If I dress like I care, I lose credibility.\" \"I thought you were getting a haircut.\" \" Who said that?\" \" I did.\" \"Pay attention to the days marked on these containers.\" \" Thanks, Amma.\" \" You decide what colleges you applying to?\" \"All of them, as long as they're a thousand miles away from here.\" \"Amen to that.\" \" You go running last night?\" \" Yeah.\" \" Help you sleep any?\" \" I envy people in comas.\" \"Your father come out at all?\" \"No.\" \"MRS. LINCOLN:\" \"Lying lips are abomination to the Lord.\" \"Now, when a wicked man dies, his expectation shall perish.\" \"And the hope of unjust men perisheth.\" \"Ow.\" \" You get away now!\" \"Go on!\" \" Come on, I gotta take him to school!\" \" We have to finish these.\" \"Do them tonight.\" \" Mom, you know what happens\" \"Wesley, where are you going without kissing your mother?\" \"What is wrong with you, boy, eh?\" \"Now, you be good.\" \" So is she a good kisser or what?\" \" Shut up!\" \"My mother has officially flown that extra bat-shit mile since Dad died.\" \"She thinks the end of the world's coming because all these earthquakes in the news.\" \"It's like, how does loving Jesus make that woman so crazy?\" \"[ETHAN CHUCKLES]\" \"She damned Daddy to hell so many times, I bet he drank just so he'd get there quicker.\" \"ETHAN:\" \"My dad is acting like old man Ravenwood.\" \"They're all bat-shit.\" \"Hey, did you hear that new girl in our class is a Ravenwood?\" \"I thought old man Ravenwood lived in that house all alone.\" \"It's his niece from out of town.\" \"She moved here.\" \" Why would anyone move here?\" \" I don't know.\" \"It'll be the first Ravenwood anybody in Gatling's seen in almost 20 years.\" \"How was your summer, sugar?\" \" Fine, Emily.\" \"And yours?\" \" Wonderful.\" \"Why didn't you go to the Labor Day Carnival?\" \"It was such a good time.\" \"I wasn't up for it, heh.\" \"I don't understand what's happened.\" \"I know you don't.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"You said to give you the summer, and I did.\" \"I didn't hear from you once, but I was a good girl.\" \"I didn't call.\" \"But I missed you.\" \"Hey, no big deal, right?\" \"How's about you and I go see a movie or something?\" \"Just us.\" \"Oh, that would be just heaven.\" \"Heh.\" \"Sure.\" \"[BELL RINGING]\" \"MR. LEE:\" \"Everyone, take your seats.\" \"Ethan, baby, I wish you'd quit reading those kind of books.\" \"They're bad for your mind.\" \"As a requirement of this course you will need to select a topic for a term paper based on materials covered in chapters 12 through 24.\" \"SAVANNAH:\" \"Is that her?\" \"EMILY:\" \"Must be.\" \"What is she wearing?\" \"She looks like death eating a cracker.\" \"Now, just take any seat, miss, uh, uh...?\" \"Ravenwood.\" \"Isn't it?\" \"Mama says nobody's seen old man Ravenwood leave that creepy house in years.\" \" Mama says he's a devil worshiper.\" \"LENA:\" \"Actually, it's Duchannes.\" \"Well, uh, now, that's an out-and-out lie.\" \"I happen to know for a fact that you're Macon Ravenwood's niece.\" \"Well, bless your heart, sugar.\" \"You must have been first in your litter.\" \"STUDENTS:\" \"Ooh.\" \"Mama says devil worshipers hate fresh air.\" \"Makes them choke.\" \"Well, we all know what makes you choke.\" \"[STUDENTS CHATTERING]\" \"MR. LEE:\" \"That's enough, Mr. Lincoln.\" \" And that hat's gonna look nice on my cat.\" \" He's such a fool!\" \"MR. LEE:\" \"This year, you will participate in the annual reenactment of our glorious victory:\" \"The Battle of Honey Hill.\" \"[STUDENTS GROANING AND MURMURING]\" \"Ethan?\" \"MR. LEE:\" \"The reenactment will be held on the day of the battle, December the 21st.\" \"Even though that is the middle of Christmas Break you will be expected to participate wholeheartedly.\" \"[BOB DYLAN'S \"SUBTERRANEAN HOMESICK BLUES\" PLAYING ON CAR RADIO]\" \"[SINGING] Get sick, get well, hang around an ink well\" \"Ring bell, hard to tell If anything is going to sell\" \"Try hard\" \"[MUMBLING LYRICS]\" \"[GASPS]\" \"[TIRES SCREECH]\" \"Are you nuts?\" \"You almost killed me!\" \"What are you doing standing in the damn road?\" \"I need help, genius!\" \" Forget it!\" \" Wait, wait, wait!\" \"I'm sorry!\" \"Look, get in!\" \"This is a shortcut, nobody comes down this road.\" \"You'll drown\" \" Is this old man Ravenwood's car?\" \" You're one of them, aren't you?\" \"What are you?\" \"The All-American jock star, prom king...\" \"\"jock?\" \" Look, can you insult me in the car?\" \"It's getting a little Titanic out here.\" \"You know, I never understood why Leo had to die in the end.\" \"Why couldn't they take turns?\" \"\"You float on the wooden thing 10 minutes, I'll float on the thing 10 minutes.\"\" \"She kept saying, \"I'll never let you go, never,\" and then she lets him go!\" \"If I get in the car, will there be more of this fascinating conversation?\" \"Because I'd rather drown.\" \"No, I got groceries back there.\" \"I can't believe you told me the ending to Titanic.\" \" You've never seen it?\" \" No.\" \"You really are from out of town.\" \"Hey.\" \"Thanks.\" \"You know where you're going?\" \"Rarely.\" \"Hey, I'm sorry about those clich\u00c3\u00a9s in class, but I'm not one of them.\" \"\"Clich\u00c3\u00a9s\"?\" \"Girls who once were human, but for whom absolute popularity has corrupted absolutely.\" \"Hmm, bet you're real proud of yourself thinking that one up.\" \"You probably dated one of them.\" \" You cut Emily like a surgeon.\" \" Years working with the bitch virus.\" \" No cure yet, huh?\" \" We continue to research and hope.\" \" You been to a lot of schools?\" \" Yeah.\" \" That must be nice.\" \"I've only ever lived here.\" \" Must be nice.\" \"So where y'all lived?\" \"Pretty much every state that seceded from the Union.\" \"Moved around since I was 4, after my parents died.\" \"I only have my dad, my morn died last spring.\" \"How did it happen?\" \" Fire.\" \" Car accident.\" \"[STAMMERS]\" \"Ha, ha, that was a dead-end conversation on a road going nowhere.\" \"I must have missed the exit to \"fascinating,\" heh.\" \"You, uh...\" \"Bukowski?\" \"He--?\" \"He any good?\" \"Define \"good.\"\" \"[CHUCKLES]\" \"ETHAN:\" \"I can drive you to the house.\" \"LENA:\" \"This is fine.\" \"ETHAN:\" \"No, I don't mind.\" \" Look, I appreciate the ride but I don't feel like being a haunted house attraction today.\" \"No, I\" \" Now, that's fairly rude and not true at all.\" \"Perhaps it's because we haven't been properly introduced.\" \"I'm Ethan Wate, by the way.\" \" You're Ethan Wate?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Oh, my God, you mean Ethan Wate drove me home?\" \" You've heard of me?\" \" No.\" \"[ETHAN CHUCKLES]\" \"I like your charm necklace.\" \"And\" \" And your tat, too.\" \"I mean, uh, also.\" \"Thanks.\" \"[ETHAN CHUCKLES]\" \"ETHAN\".\" \"\"Some people never go crazy.\" \"What truly horrible lives they must live.\" \"Boring damned people.\" \"All over the Earth.\" \"Propagating more boring damned people.\" \"What a horror show.\" \"The Earth swarmed with them.\"\" \"This man is a god.\" \"MRS. LINCOLN:\" \"It is the name of our Lord that brings salvation.\" \"It is the name of Jesus that gives us authority over evil spirits.\" \"[CHATTERING]\" \" What's going on?\" \" Here, just wait for it.\" \"MRS. LINCOLN:\" \"Protect us from the devil, as we feel him approaching.\" \"As we feel him coming towards us...\" \"[THUNDER RUMBLING]\" \" Been hitting the same spot every night.\" \" Since when?\" \"EMILY:\" \"Since Lena Duchannes came to town.\" \"My mama heard she's from a mental institution.\" \"She killed a boy on the train tracks in Atlanta.\" \"ETHAN:\" \"Oh, bullshit.\" \"LINK:\" \"Bullshit.\" \"Watch your tongue.\" \"My mama said that her mother killed her father and just left town like that.\" \"Shut your mouth, Emily.\" \"Ethan Wate, may I speak with you for a moment?\" \"Right now?\" \"What is wrong with you?\" \"I'm just sick of people in this town putting down someone they just don't know.\" \"[EMILY CHUCKLES]\" \"And you know Lena Duchannes?\" \"Is that what you're saying, Ethan?\" \"Sorry, but I don't think I'm gonna be able to go to the movies with you this weekend.\" \"I think we need time apart.\" \"And I'm sorry to hurt you.\" \"Let's go.\" \"Did I not say that to her at the end of sophomore year?\" \"Hey, some girls are just mad dogs, son.\" \"You can either run or shoot.\" \"[CHATTERING]\" \"EMILY:\" \"Ethan?\" \"Ethan.\" \"Can I talk to you about something real quick?\" \"I want you to know something.\" \"I still care deeply for you as a friend.\" \"And I pray every night that you don't go straight to hell.\" \"Oh, I won't go straight to hell, Emily.\" \"I wanna stop off in New York first.\" \"[BELL RINGING]\" \"MRS. HESTER:\" \"Okay, everybody take your seats.\" \"Hi, darling, good to see you again.\" \"How's your mama?\" \"Boys.\" \"Billy, get down.\" \"[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]\" \"Okay, you should have read this over the summer.\" \"We're gonna start by discussing the character of Boo Radley.\" \"The town shut-in with a mysterious past.\" \" You mean Macon Ravenwood?\" \"MRS. HESTER:\" \"Savannah.\" \"EMILY:\" \"Excuse me?\" \"Um, my mama says I really shouldn't be reading this book.\" \" This is one of the banned books.\" \"MRS. HESTER:\" \"Yes, well I got permission from the school board to try it for a semester.\" \"Oh, I'm not reading anything banned from our church.\" \"SAVANNAH:\" \"Me neither.\" \" My mama also says that I shouldn't be in the same class as a Ravenwood.\" \"It ain't right that they get to be with us Christian kids.\" \" Emily, shut up.\" \" My mama says the same thing.\" \"Says her whole family are Satanists.\" \" They pray to Satan stark naked.\" \" Dear Lord...\" \"What do you think you're doing?\" \"You can't pray in class.\" \"Dear Lord...\" \" Stop it.\" \"...\" \"I pray you protect us from all things evil.\" \"MRS. HESTER:\" \"I'm telling you, stop it now.\" \" There are unnatural things among us...\" \"I don't know what you're thinking.\" \"I'm gonna take you to the principal's office.\" \"Save me from these evil\" \"[ALL SCREAM]\" \" She did it!\" \" It was her!\" \"She broke the windows!\" \"SAVANNAH:\" \"Why would she do something like this?\" \"You all right?\" \"[STUDENTS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]\" \"What the hell was that?\" \"[DOOR CREAKING]\" \"Lena?\" \"Hello?\" \"What are you doing here?\" \"Oh, I just came to see if you were okay.\" \"What for?\" \"I don't know.\" \" You okay?\" \" Yeah.\" \" Okay.\" \" You can go now.\" \" Go away.\" \" No.\" \"Yes.\" \" No.\" \" Go.\" \" No.\" \" Jerk.\" \"Sorry about Emily.\" \"She can be meaner than chickenshit.\" \"Never understood that saying.\" \"Yeah, me neither.\" \"And I should know better by now.\" \"They always hate me, no matter where I go.\" \"Well, they're a mess of fools.\" \"What do you care?\" \"Never been on the outside looking in your whole life, have you?\" \"[ETHAN SIGHS]\" \"Well, let me see if I can remember this.\" \"It's Bukowski.\" \"Ahem.\" \"\"Some lose all soul.\" \" Some lose all mind...\" \" Heh.\" \"...and become soul, insane.\" \"Some lose all\" \" All mind...\"\" \"Hold on. \"Some lose all soul and become mind.\"\" \"[CHUCKLES]\" \"\"Some lose all mind and become soul.\"\" \"Oh, man.\" \"I memorized this whole thing to impress you.\" \"Damn.\" \" You can't help it.\" \" Heh.\" \"What?\" \"Fitting in anywhere, drooling charm.\" \"I never know whether you're insulting me or not.\" \" I'm sorry, heh.\" \" No.\" \"Hey, I like it.\" \"You know?\" \"If it makes any difference, um I like you.\" \"You may not think so later.\" \"Pfft, okay, uh, you can't complain about not having any friends and then make a guy work this hard trying to be one.\" \"Unless you actually do think I'm a jerk.\" \"Then I'll just go.\" \"Run tell your friends about the freak.\" \"You really think I'm that guy?\" \"No.\" \"Okay.\" \"I should get back.\" \"You, uh, read those chapters in To Kill a Mockingbird?\" \"Yeah, I've read it twice before.\" \" Oh, it's good, isn't it?\" \" Yeah.\" \" You ever see the movie?\" \" No.\" \"Oh, it's good too.\" \"We should watch it, actually.\" \" You ever read any Vonnegut?\" \" No.\" \"Kurt Vonnegut?\" \"No?\" \"Slaughterhouse-Five?\" \"He's great.\" \"He's banned too, actually.\" \"LENA:\" \"You only read banned books?\" \" Um, I don't only read banned books.\" \"But, I don't know, I just\" \"All the books they let you read are, like, pretty boring, I guess.\" \"Thanks.\" \"I'm sorry I was\" \"Oh, it's okay.\" \"It's okay.\" \"You should go.\" \"My uncle doesn't really like people being around the house.\" \"I know.\" \"I sort of, uh went inside.\" \"You went inside the house?\" \"I didn't mean to.\" \"I just\" \"I get it.\" \"People think he's scary, but he's just Boo Radley shy, right?\" \"Okay.\" \"Hey, um...\" \"I got you sort of a \"Welcome to Suckass Gatlin\" gift, heh.\" \"[LENA CHUCKLES]\" \"I thought you could put it on your-- On your chain.\" \"MACON:\" \"Lena?\" \"We have a guest?\" \" He's leaving.\" \" Hello, sir.\" \"Manners'?\" \"That's nice.\" \"I go to school with Lena.\" \"I'm Ethan Wate.\" \"Pleasure to make your acquaintance.\" \"You Lila Evers' boy?\" \"Yes, sir.\" \"You knew my mother?\" \"Lena, why don't you ask your friend in for tea?\" \" Tell him you can't stay.\" \" I'd love to.\" \"Thank you, sir.\" \"He's not scary.\" \"MACON:\" \"Mr. Wate, make yourself comfortable.\" \"Oh, I\" \" I'm sorry about walking in uninvited before.\" \"No problem at all.\" \"It's so rarely that we get visitors from our beloved Gatlin.\" \"Don't be a snob, uncle.\" \"It's not their fault you never speak to any of them.\" \"And it's not my fault that I have a predilection for good breeding reasonable intelligence, and passable personal hygiene.\" \"[CHUCKLES]\" \"But since my family founded this town, I have no alternative to call it home.\" \"So there we are.\" \"Oh, that's a beautiful piano.\" \"Oh, yes.\" \"Do you play?\" \"No.\" \"Hmm.\" \"Lena, why don't you play something for our guest?\" \"Because we're not in a Jane Austen novel.\" \"Then why don't you go make us some tea?\" \"Again, wrong century.\" \"Well, then, would it disturb either of you if I ran my fingers across the ivories?\" \"I find it very therapeutic.\" \"Uncle's upset.\" \"School called.\" \"Put me on probation until the window thing gets investigated.\" \"That's crazy.\" \"That was not your fault.\" \"[PLAYING SLOW PIANO MUSIC]\" \"Voice of reason in a town of buttermilk minds.\" \"Lena, I could get to like this friend of yours.\" \"I mean, it's like blaming you for the lightning on Honey Hill.\" \"MACON:\" \"Oh, heh, yes, I heard about the lightning.\" \"In fact, a similar occurrence took place in Venezuela for many years at Lake Maracaibo.\" \" You can look it up on Google.\" \" Uncle loves Google.\" \"In any event, I'll sort it outwith the school.\" \"But I understand your indignation, Ethan.\" \"Probation. implies a source of authority.\" \"What is that source?\" \"A bunch of sexually frustrated housewives with miniscule minds and voluminous backsides.\" \"[CHUCKLES]\" \"No, there's only two kind of people in Gatlin:\" \"The ones who are too stupid to leave and the ones who are too stuck to move.\" \"My mother used to say that exact same thing.\" \"Is that so?\" \"Well, she was a lovely woman, your mother.\" \"I was so sorry to hear of her passing.\" \"Of course, I only knew her through her books.\" \"I read everything she wrote on the Southern plantations.\" \" You plan on being a writer?\" \" I don't know yet.\" \"Maybe.\" \" What if I had a magic wand...\" \" Macon.\" \"...and I could let you see your whole future?\" \"What would be there?\" \"And don't spare me the gory details.\" \"Well, sir, I'm not sure.\" \"Urn, one thing I do know, though, is college.\" \"I'm definitely planning on going.\" \"Oh, really?\" \"Where have you applied?\" \"All of them.\" \"As long as they're not too far from home, heh.\" \"I mean, uh, as long as it's a local college.\" \"Uh...\" \"Uh...\" \"So I can stay with Dad.\" \"I'll get my teaching degree, and probably teach at the high school.\" \"Or maybe I'll take over the library from Amma.\" \"I'll probably marry Emily Asher and we'll have two kids.\" \"But I'll never make enough money for her, so I'll start drinking get three DUls and lose my job.\" \"And, uh, have an affair on and off with Savannah Snow until I'm 49.\" \"The kids will live with their mother after we divorce.\" \"Then when I'm 52, I'll have my first heart attack, another one at 63.\" \"I'll move into an apartment above the Wayward Dog bar and help them sweep up after hours for free drinks.\" \"And then when I'm 64, I'll hang myself.\" \"Um...\" \"But they won't find the body right away.\" \"Not until I stink.\" \"MACON:\" \"Well, you've got it all planned out.\" \"Good for you.\" \" Ethan, are you okay?\" \"ETHAN:\" \"Yeah.\" \"Um, you'll have to excuse me.\" \"Heh, I've not been sleeping too well.\" \"What did you do to him?\" \"I agreed to let you attend what passes for a school in this town, but no friendships.\" \"Could you not at least let me pretend until my birthday?\" \"You remember what happened at the last school?\" \"This window shattering is just the beginning.\" \"That boy is a danger to you.\" \"Don't invite him here again.\" \"[SOBBING] Oh, I wouldn't worry.\" \"I'm sure he won't be back.\" \" You came back.\" \" Yeah.\" \"I\" \" I'm sorry.\" \" I don't know what happened to me in there.\" \"It's not your fault.\" \"I hope this doesn't sound weird, but I think I've been dreaming about you every night for months.\" \"That did not sound as creepy when I\" \"In my head, heh.\" \"Can you forget I said that?\" \" Sure.\" \" Okay.\" \"Um...\" \"Oh.\" \"Your present.\" \" Right.\" \"Great.\" \"The present.\" \"Heh.\" \" That's why I came back.\" \"Heh.\" \"Uh, so, it opens, see?\" \"Um...\" \"\"E-C-W, G-K-D.\" \"December 21st, 1863.\"\" \"December 21 st?\" \"Yeah.\" \"What's the matter?\" \"Oh, it's my birthday.\" \"I'll be 16.\" \"Wow, that's...\" \"That is amazing.\" \"I don't\" \" You know, I don't believe in signs, usually but that seems like a pretty badass sign, heh.\" \"So you're 15 and you're a junior?\" \"That's\" \" You must be a brain.\" \" You skip a grade?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Well, consider this an early Sweet Sixteen present.\" \"[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]\" \"[WOMAN SCREAMING]\" \"ETHAN CARTER:\" \"Genevieve!\" \"No!\" \"GENEVIEVE:\" \"Ethan!\" \"[G ROANS]\" \"Dad!\" \"Dad?\" \"Oh, Amma, what are you doing?\" \"I'm looking for books your mother had to return to the library.\" \" You all right?\" \" How did I get home?\" \"What?\" \"When I got here, you were already in bed.\" \" Glad you're getting some sleep.\" \" Amma!\" \"How did I get here?\" \" Why are you shouting?\" \" I'm sorry, I'm sorry.\" \"Heard you had trouble at school today.\" \"My father always said trouble follows that family like stink on a fly's ass.\" \" Stay away from that girl.\" \" You don't need to take care of us, Amma.\" \" I promised your mother and I want to.\" \" No, I d\" \" Amma.\" \"I'm sorry, I just...\" \"I don't think it's any of your business.\" \"Where'd you get that?\" \" I don't know.\" \" Don't lie to me.\" \"What's wrong?\" \"You listen to me.\" \"You go and bury that in Greenbrier and forget you ever found it.\" \"I never said I was in Greenbrier, Amma.\" \"What?\" \"[GRUNTING]\" \"[PANTING]\" \"LENA:\" \"My family's different.\" \"Different how?\" \"We do things.\" \"We do different things.\" \"So, like, what, you're from Europe?\" \"You know how some families are musical and some have money.\" \"Well, we have powers.\" \"Powers?\" \"Yeah.\" \"What was that out there?\" \"That was Macon.\" \"He had the house bound.\" \"It's a spell to protect me when he's not here.\" \"A Spell?\" \" Yeah.\" \"It won't happen again.\" \" Okay.\" \"Lena\u00e2\u20ac\u0153.\" \"...are you a witch?\" \"No.\" \"[SIGHS]\" \"I mean, calling us \"witches\" is like calling the smart kids \"geeks\" or the athletes \"jocks.\"\" \"We prefer the term \"Caster.\"\" \"I didn't mean to break those windows.\" \"My powers are getting stronger.\" \"I can't always control it.\" \"You look nauseous.\" \"You want a cookie?\" \"The sugar will help.\" \"I made these last night.\" \"From a cookie mix.\" \"Okay, what about this?\" \"I don't know.\" \"You don't know?\" \"No, it wasn't me.\" \"I mean, it was something else.\" \"Something happens when we both hold it.\" \"Okay, hold on a minute.\" \"Satan has nothing to do with y'all, right?\" \"That is such a mortal thing to say.\" \" God.\" \" Well, there is evil, Lena.\" \"Yes, there are evil Casters, Ethan.\" \"I mean, are you trying to say that there are no evil mortals?\" \"Only difference is, you all made up somebody else to blame for it.\" \"I'm just trying to figure this out.\" \"So you have powers, okay?\" \"What else can you do?\" \"LENA:\" \"I collect poetry.\" \"I'm not meant to show a mortal any of this.\" \"It's okay.\" \" No, I shouldn't have.\" \"You know, I just hate hiding all the time.\" \"Feeling like everybody's whispering about me.\" \"Being afraid of people finding out I'm this freak.\" \"Sometimes, you just want to be normal.\" \"[CHUCKLES]\" \"What are you smiling at?\" \"Lena, you're a miracle.\" \"Why would you ever want to be normal?\" \"You're not what I expected.\" \"What do you mean?\" \"Don't get mad, but I've dreamt about you too.\" \"I just didn't think you were real.\" \"MACON:\" \"Lena?\" \" Oh, it's Macon.\" \"You've gotta go.\" \"Why didn't you tell me?\" \"Scares me.\" \"Doesn't it scare you?\" \"You wanna go out with me?\" \"[BOTH CHUCKLE]\" \"Wait, am I going out the window?\" \"Whoa, can you make anything grow?\" \"MACON:\" \"Lena?\" \" Get out.\" \" How about Friday, movies?\" \" Friday I can't, it's a holiday.\" \"What holiday?\" \"It's a harvest thing, family coming from out of town.\" \" Okay, Saturday.\" \"MACON:\" \"Lena!\" \" I don't know, hurry up.\" \" Say yes.\" \"Yes.\" \"Can I see you tomorrow?\" \" I don't know.\" \"Get out of here.\" \" Okay.\" \"[CHUCKLES]\" \"LENA:\" \"Ethan?\" \"Yeah?\" \"Promise me it'll be a really normal, awkward teenager date.\" \"I swear.\" \"I won't even call you after.\" \" Jerk.\" \" Witch.\" \" Jock.\" \" Heh.\" \"See you tomorrow.\" \"You could have made a ladder, you know.\" \"Keep your distance.\" \"MACON:\" \"Thank you kindly for your courteous welcome.\" \"I felt something tonight.\" \"Been feeling something every night since you brought that girl.\" \"It's the only place left I have to protect her.\" \"So you bring darkness to this town.\" \"I can feel it like a hand twisting my insides.\" \"Well, that's not Lena.\" \"Sarafine?\" \"You said she was gone for good.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Well, we-- We did have an agreement, but she's been shadowing Lena for the past year.\" \"And there have been some accidents.\" \"Macon, no danger better come to that boy because of your kind.\" \"Yeah, well, then, you keep him on a leash.\" \" What happened at Greenbrier?\" \" I don't know.\" \"Lena was hysterical.\" \"Boy was unconscious.\" \"I brought him home, called you.\" \"You're the seer, you tell me what happened.\" \"This is the sacred place of my ancestors.\" \"You hear?\" \"You want some answers, you show me some respect.\" \"Yeah, I\" \" I apologize.\" \"Ethan had some kind of charm.\" \"It had a Duchannes power in it.\" \"Well, that would be Sarafine.\" \"Maybe she's using the charm to get to Lena through the boy.\" \"You tell them I have to know what Sarafine's up to.\" \"It wouldn't break your face to ask for help instead of expecting it.\" \"Like your family's been doing for too many years.\" \"Don't roll your eyes at me.\" \"Then please ask them kindly what Sarafine is up to.\" \"Brought your favorites, Uncle Abner.\" \"Shrimp and grits.\" \"Fried oysters.\" \"And a coconut pie.\" \"Hmm.\" \"No wonder he's no longer with us.\" \"Pay no attention to him, uncle.\" \"Uncle Abner, we are in need of your intercession.\" \"Along with Aunt Ida and Auntie May I humbly call upon your spirits.\" \"What are they saying?\" \"Nothing.\" \"Nothing yet.\" \"Tell them they have to help us stop Sarafine.\" \"Some things cannot be stopped.\" \"[SIREN WAILING]\" \"LENA:\" \"This is your favorite spot?\" \"ETHAN:\" \"It's all about the sign.\" \" You see up there?\" \" Mm-hm.\" \"That's the road to freedom, heh.\" \"My mama used to say, \"Get out of this town as soon as you can.\" \"Go find out how other people live and think before you find a place that's yours.\"\" \"And I'd say, \"Mom, I'm 9.\" \"How do I do that?\"\" \"Little Ethan.\" \"[BOTH CHUCKLE]\" \"So that's when she took me to the library.\" \"And, um, she said:\" \"\"Ethan, this is my church.\" \"This is where my family goes to celebrate what's holy:\" \"Ideas?\" \"Oh, wow, sorry.\" \"Ha, ha.\" \"Don't know where that came from.\" \"[SIGHS]\" \"I wish I'd known her.\" \"Let's get out of here.\" \"Let's go.\" \" Where?\" \" Anywhere.\" \"Lena, most people spend their entire lives waiting for a moment that's gonna change everything.\" \"It never happens.\" \"We can start our lives right now, okay?\" \"We just gotta say yes, we just gotta get in the car, and just go.\" \" I can't do that.\" \" Why?\" \"When I turn 16, I might not even be who I am now.\" \"Why?\" \"What--?\" \"What could happen besides getting your first hangover?\" \"[CHUCKLES]\" \"When a female Caster turns 16, we face what they call the Claiming.\" \"My powers will be claimed for either the Light or the Dark depending on my true nature.\" \"Whatever I'm destined to be.\" \"That's\" \" That's why Macon brought me here.\" \"Wait, what's Macon?\" \"He's a Dark Caster, but he's choosing to be Light for me now.\" \"He can choose?\" \"Then why can't you?\" \"They say that a female Caster's true nature chooses for her.\" \"I don't know why.\" \"Back up, wait a minute.\" \"You're worried that when you turn 16, you're gonna be an evil bitch\" \" Witch Caster?\" \"I have 75 days left, Ethan.\" \"I don't know what I'll be.\" \"I don't know who I really am inside.\" \"Now, in the last year, Lena Duchannes has been in three different schools in three different towns.\" \"I checked.\" \"And in every single one of them schools, they had accidents they had unnatural weather, they had...\" \"Well, they even had deaths.\" \"[MURMURING]\" \"Now, I have a petition here signed by over 300 Gatlin parents who demand...\" \" Demand that Lena Duchannes be expelled...\" \"MACON:\" \"Excuse me.\" \"...and furthermore that the Ravenwood property\" \"Excuse me.\" \"[MURMURING]\" \"Oh, my God, Mama\" \"Excuse me for my untimely intervention.\" \"Principal Herbert.\" \"Mayor Snow.\" \"And the Reverend Stephens, I believe.\" \" Yes, sir.\" \" Hmm.\" \"Mrs. Lincoln.\" \"How dare you enter the house of the Lord?\" \"Since my family own the land it's built on.\" \"And I understood this to be an occasion for all members of the community.\" \"Now, I'm sure y'all have better things to do on such a beautiful day so I'll be brief.\" \"The accusations against my niece are all spurious lies.\" \"For, according to the Weather Channel, and you can verify this on Google there were unseasonably strong gusts from the east which caused untold destruction up and down the South Carolina coast.\" \"So my niece will go back to the institution that Gatlin presumes to call educational.\" \"And she will be persecuted no longer.\" \"I thank you all for your cooperation.\" \"MRS. LINCOLN:\" \"You have no right to tell us what to do.\" \"No matter how much money you have.\" \"Oh, Mrs. Lincoln, you're right.\" \"My wealth should offer me no advantage.\" \"However, since my ancestors founded Gatlin my holdings do give me a little leverage.\" \"For example, if I were to donate the old mill to, say, a drug rehabilitation center?\" \"[ALL GASP]\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"There again, I own the land the Wayward Dog motel stands on.\" \"Its closure would cause a little inconvenience to one or two of you gentlemen.\" \"Heh.\" \"You'd have to travel out of town to see your lady friends when your wives believe that you are attending yet another meeting of the American Civil War Reenactment Society.\" \"So might I presume that this matter is now comfortably laid to rest?\" \"I'm not afraid of you or your evil kind.\" \"God our creator will condemn you to hellfire along with terrorists atheists, homosexuals, Democrats, Liberals, Socialists Greenpeace and all the other unnatural abominations.\" \"My dear Mrs. Lincoln.\" \"If I were you, I would welcome any kind of fire.\" \"Might give you the opportunity to burn that unfortunate hat you're wearing.\" \"[SARAFINE LAUGHING]\" \"Sarafine.\" \"Well, I would have expected to find you in something a little more chic.\" \"Oh, come on, Macon.\" \"She's perfect.\" \"She's a pillar of the community.\" \"You're right about the hat, though.\" \"Ain't it tragic?\" \"But if you borrow the body, you have to borrow the closet and, my dear, you would think the woman invented the housecoat.\" \"[BOTH CHUCKLE]\" \"So let's see now.\" \"Have you missed your little sister?\" \"No.\" \"Hmm.\" \"Don't be unkind.\" \"You used to love playing in the Dark.\" \"Remember?\" \"I can feel your powers waning.\" \"Hmm, that's so sad.\" \"They're fading, and you know why that is.\" \"That's what comes of pretending to be something you're not.\" \"Oh.\" \"Daddy's tie-pin.\" \"That is so sweet.\" \"The curse is gonna claim her, Macon.\" \"You're not quite sure, though, are you?\" \"SARAFINE:\" \"Hmm.\" \"If you were certain, then why bring the boy into it?\" \"I didn't bring the boy into it.\" \"Love brought him in.\" \"Lena and the mortal have been on their way to each other since they were born.\" \"They have that terrible thing, \"destiny.\" Even your Lila sensed that.\" \"And you know the law of the curse:\" \"no Caster may love a mortal.\" \"Mind you, it couldn't worked out better if I had planned it.\" \"That first love, oh.\" \"Such joy\" \"Such beauty.\" \"And that first heartbreak.\" \"So bitter.\" \"So painful.\" \"That's enough to turn any girl Dark mortal or Caster.\" \"[SARAFINE CHUCKLES]\" \"I'm so excited.\" \"Lena's birthday is gonna fall on the most powerful solstice in 5000 years.\" \"More energy is gonna be released than ever before and this Earth's cycle will be over.\" \"She's gonna be more powerful than either of us, Macon, and she will lead us all.\" \"Toward what?\" \"An age without hiding.\" \"I'm\" \" I'm so tired of hiding!\" \"These parasites have had their own way long enough, don't you think?\" \"Oh, here's a good game.\" \"Name one species that'll miss them.\" \"See?\" \"You can't.\" \"Because mortals do nothing but consume and destroy.\" \"They invent ideas like God, and love, and righteousness and then they use those same ideas to kill anyone who disagrees with them.\" \"You really want to hang out with those people?\" \"They pray without true beliefs and then wonder why their spells don't work.\" \"They don't even value their pathetic little lives until seconds before it's taken from them.\" \"Poor things.\" \"It's our turn, Macon.\" \"Darling, come back.\" \"Come back.\" \" Lena will put an end to them.\" \" No.\" \"Lena will not turn Dark.\" \"She's too strong.\" \"She has got no choice in the matter, my darling.\" \"The curse has already begun.\" \"No.\" \"That is a lie!\" \"What's a lie, Mr. Ravenwood?\" \"MY apologies.\" \"Lena will return to school.\" \"And that is an end of it.\" \"[MURMURING]\" \"Wow, you and Lena Duchannes.\" \"Ugh, yeah, don't tell anybody.\" \"Oh, come on, and miss the chance to see Emily shit nails?\" \"I bet Lena could actually do that.\" \"What?\" \"[CAR APPROACHING]\" \"Which one of you lucky boys is Ethan Wate?\" \"Well?\" \"Which one of you has the power of tongue?\" \"Me am.\" \"I'm\" \" Me Ethan.\" \"Ethan!\" \" Do I know you?\" \" Not a bit.\" \" I'm Ridley Duchannes.\" \"Follow me.\" \"ETHAN:\" \"You're a relative of Lena's?\" \"Honey, you are looking at the relative.\" \" Uh, oh, this is my friend Link.\" \" Sincere pleasure, Link.\" \"Oh, I\" \" Uh\" \" Wha\" \" Get in.\" \"ETHAN:\" \"Oh, I wasn't invited.\" \"I don't think her uncle would, uh, like...\" \"Trust me, family's dying to meet you.\" \"[ENGINE REVS]\" \"Ravenwood.\" \"Been a long time.\" \"Lena and I are more like sisters than cousins.\" \"I'm surprised she hasn't mentioned me.\" \"But then, I'm sure I couldn't count high enough all the things Lena hasn't mentioned.\" \"[RIDLEY SIGHS]\" \"Oh.\" \"Why, thank you, kind sir.\" \"Do I look okay?\" \"Always get a little nervous seeing the family.\" \"You have lovely eyes.\" \"Mm.\" \"You're lucky those lips are spoken for.\" \"May I?\" \"Mm.\" \"Such a gentleman too.\" \"Night, mother.\" \"Ridley. on.\" \"[DOOR CLOSES]\" \"I told you to stay away.\" \"Why, I couldn't miss a holiday with my family now, could I, Mama?\" \"MACON:\" \"Well, well.\" \"Ridley, my dear.\" \"What an unpleasant surprise.\" \"Uncle Macon.\" \"How old and weak you look.\" \" I distinctly remember forgetting to invite you.\" \" Heh.\" \"And I told you never to cross this threshold again.\" \"What?\" \" What have you done to him?\" \"Invited him to dinner with the folks, is all.\" \"Well...\" \"Why don't you escort your under-dressed friend into the dining room?\" \"I wasn't\" \"MACON:\" \"Del.\" \" Wha--?\" \"RIDLEY:\" \"Hello, coz.\" \" Don't you look pretty.\" \" Ethan?\" \" Uh, ah\" \" Oh.\" \"Isn't that sweet?\" \"He's all choked up.\" \" Must be love.\" \" Oh.\" \" Macon.\" \"MACON:\" \"It's all right, Lena.\" \"She can do no real harm here.\" \" You sure about that, Macon?\" \" Don't you sass your uncle, now.\" \"Del, why don't you get two place settings for our uninvited guests?\" \" Oh.\" \"MACON:\" \"Thank you.\" \"You sit near me, sugar.\" \"Sit right over here.\" \"LARKIN:\" \"Sis?\" \"RIDLEY:\" \"Larkin.\" \"Ethan, this is my younger brother Larkin.\" \"LARKIN:\" \"Didn't think I'd be seeing you here.\" \" And who is the stiff?\" \"RIDLEY:\" \"Larkin, meet Ethan Wate.\" \"LARKIN:\" \"Well, well.\" \"[RIDLEY GASPS]\" \"And this is our dear sweet Gramma who we all just love to death.\" \"We weren't expecting you, child.\" \"Let me have a look at you.\" \"[GRUNTS]\" \"Why is it, Ridley that when I look into your eyes, all I can see are hers?\" \"You two are as thick as thieves, aren't you?\" \"Mother.\" \"[RIDLEY GRUNTS]\" \"MACON:\" \"How about a little music and why don't we all just sit down and enjoy ourselves?\" \"And let's have some wine.\" \"DEL:\" \"Something to drink?\" \"MACON:\" \"Here, allow me.\" \"Ah.\" \"Mama's homemade macaroons.\" \"DEL:\" \"Oh, heh.\" \"RIDLEY:\" \"I've missed these.\" \"So, coz, any big plans for your birthday?\" \"Nothing to concern yourself with.\" \"You won't be invited, coz.\" \"Well, Lena, darling, you should.\" \"Be concerned, that is.\" \"Such an important birthday.\" \"That's enough, Ridley.\" \"I had hoped that we'd have a holiday meal we would all survive.\" \"What do you want'?\" \"Just to be with my family again, coz.\" \"You've been claimed by the Dark.\" \"You're no longer part of this family.\" \"Ridley, sweetheart, there's nothing we can do for you now.\" \"I'm so sorry.\" \"No hard feelings, Mama.\" \"But Lena and I are the same.\" \"I wonder, when she goes Dark...\" \"...will you shut her out too?\" \" That's enough.\" \"You think you can keep Lena so good, so innocent?\" \"Wasn't I the same before I was Claimed?\" \"As I recall, you were a spoiled brat from the moment you were born.\" \"Maybe I was just unloved.\" \"Ugh.\" \"I did the best I could.\" \"And look at what I am now.\" \"Oh, that's right, blame the mother.\" \"You think Lena is a good girl now, but it won't matter.\" \"Even if her true nature doesn't claim her for the Dark, the curse will.\" \"It's already started.\" \" I'm warning you.\" \" What curse?\" \" Pay no mind to her lies.\" \" You know it's true.\" \"Ah!\" \"AW.\" \"Look at my manners.\" \"Here, honey.\" \"Let me serve you.\" \"Get away from him!\" \"Oh, really, coz?\" \"Lena, will you stop this?\" \"Stop it!\" \"[RIDLEY LAUGHS]\" \"RIDLEY:\" \"Oh, just another good girl gone bad, I guess.\" \"GRAMMA:\" \"Lena, child, there's no need for this.\" \"Will you stop this immediately?\" \"Breaking windows on poor, helpless little mortals.\" \"She's already closer to the Dark than I was!\" \" You know that's a lie!\" \" I want you out of here.\" \"[RIDLEY LAUGHS]\" \"GRAMMA:\" \"Ridley, don't make me get up from this table!\" \"[DISHES RATTLING AND BREAKING]\" \"I am so sick of everyone treating you like you're something special!\" \"There's nothing special about you!\" \"Go on, you tell her, Macon!\" \"You know how she will be Claimed!\" \"I said, get away from my boyfriend, you witch.\" \"[SCREAMS]\" \"GRAMMA:\" \"Oh.\" \"LARKIN:\" \"Oh, Lord.\" \"Boyfriend, huh?\" \"Heh.\" \"Is he gonna be all right?\" \"GRAMMA:\" \"He'll be fine.\" \"What curse was Ridley talking about?\" \"Ridley was just telling stories to get your rage going, to lose control.\" \"You mustn't let her.\" \"Larkin, help me take him to my room.\" \"Oh.\" \"He Will.\" \"Heh.\" \"Sitting there eating through a Caster combat like you're two sandwiches shy of a picnic.\" \"LARKIN:\" \"Better be a sandwich when I get back.\" \"I'm still hungry.\" \"Did you see the way she looks at the boy?\" \"There's no getting in-between them now.\" \"Then it has begun.\" \"ETHAN:\" \"Hey, there.\" \"How do you feel?\" \"Like I was in a tornado inside a dining room.\" \"No big deal.\" \"I'm so sorry about Ridley.\" \"I didn't know she was back.\" \"Yeah.\" \"She's sort of a bitch, isn't she?\" \"She's a siren.\" \"She can make mortals see, think or do whatever she wants especially men.\" \"Isn't that, like, the working definition of a bitch?\" \"[LENA CHUCKLES]\" \"She wasn't always like that.\" \"We were like sisters.\" \"You know?\" \"Traveled together so much we shared the same suitcase.\" \"Did homework, watched Disney.\" \"We were just kids.\" \"The night Ridley turned 16, she ran away.\" \"She said she could feel herself turning Dark.\" \"She said she had to get away before she hurt anybody she loved.\" \"Before she hurt me.\" \"I followed her.\" \"Then it happened.\" \"[GASPS]\" \"[MEN CHATTERING AND LAUGHING NEARBY]\" \"MAN 1:\" \"That was better.\" \"MAN 2:\" \"That's what I'm talking about!\" \"MAN 3:\" \"Guys, hold up a second.\" \"No, I gotta go.\" \"I gotta go.\" \"Hold on.\" \"LENA\".\" \"I saw it all.\" \"She loved me.\" \"I know it.\" \"It's not fair what happened to her.\" \"And the same thing could happen to me.\" \"It won't.\" \"Did you see me tonight?\" \"I can't control myself.\" \"Lena, I don't believe that we have one fate and no choice.\" \"We make our own lives.\" \"ETHAN:\" \"Two, please.\" \"Thank you.\" \"This is Lena.\" \"Lena.\" \"MAN:\" \"Hi, Lena.\" \"LENA:\" \"Hi.\" \" Here, I gotta give you the money, heh.\" \" Heh.\" \"MAN:\" \"Let me get your change.\" \" Thanks.\" \"MAN:\" \"There you go.\" \"ETHAN:\" \"You good?\" \"Your kids are good?\" \"MAN:\" \"Oh, yeah.\" \"ETHAN:\" \"Good.\" \"GIRL:\" \"You got the tickets?\" \"Hi.\" \"BOY:\" \"Get a load of this.\" \"[EMILY CHUCKLES]\" \"You know, maybe you have Ethan fooled, but not me.\" \"Oh, shucks.\" \"Ahem.\" \"Uh, Chill, girl.\" \"Chill, chill.\" \"[ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]\" \"EMILY:\" \"See the look on her face?\" \" Ha, ha.\" \"EMILY:\" \"I see right through her.\" \"Hi.\" \"Just, uh\" \" Just one, please.\" \"MAN:\" \"Alrighty.\" \"There you go.\" \"Do not let them bother you, okay?\" \"[FILM CHARACTERS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]\" \"MAN [ON SCREEN]:\" \"Yeah, I've been up since 5.\" \"Feeling pretty good, though.\" \"Heh.\" \"You want Milk Duds?\" \"LENA:\" \"What do you put them in your pocket for?\" \"I have to hide some for myself, because Link never shares.\" \"MAN [ON SCREEN]:\" \"All right.\" \"I mean, I've been doing better...\" \"Oh.\" \"I'm so sorry.\" \"I didn't realize I had that.\" \"No, it's okay.\" \"I wanna see.\" \"WOMAN [ON SCREEN]:\" \"Be right there.\" \"MAN:\" \"Yeah, whatever you can find!\" \"There's gold in there, and silver, get it all!\" \"[WOMAN SCREAMS]\" \"GENEVIEVE:\" \"Oh, my God!\" \"ETHAN CARTER:\" \"Genevieve!\" \"GENEVIEVE:\" \"Ethan!\" \"[ETHAN CARTER YELLS]\" \"GENEVIEVE:\" \"Ethan.\" \"Don't you dare.\" \"Okay, don't you dare go anywhere.\" \"Don't you dare, Ethan Carter Wate!\" \"[SOBBING] Come back.\" \"Wait, Ethan.\" \"Body of my body, marrow and mind soul of my soul, to our spirit bind blood of my heart, my tide, my moon blood of my heart, my salvation, my doom!\" \"Genevieve.\" \"Was I shot?\" \"What happened to your eyes?\" \"[GRUNTING]\" \"Form up, COMPANY!\" \"At the ready!\" \"Fire!\" \"SARAFINE:\" \"Oh, my darling Lena, do you see now how you must be Claimed?\" \"We are the descendants of Genevieve.\" \"Her Dark power is in our blood.\" \"Oh, how I've missed you, my daughter.\" \"Your mother, Sarafine, has come home for you.\" \"[LENA SHRIEKS] [AUDIENCE MURMURING]\" \"Guess Satan hates sequels too.\" \"[AUDIENCE CHUCKLING]\" \"AM MA:\" \"It's over.\" \"There is no more.\" \"It's served its purpose.\" \"[DOOR OPENS]\" \"MACON:\" \"Lena?\" \"The curse began with your great-great-great grandmother.\" \"Genevieve Katherine Duchannes.\" \"She had the temerity to fall in love with a mortal your ancestor, Ethan Carter Wate.\" \"In 1864, he deserted.\" \"Came home to his Genevieve.\" \"But he was killed in front of her eyes, by Union soldiers who were ransacking Greenbrier during the battle of Honey Hill.\" \"And in her madness, in her grief, she used a spell that is forbidden to us.\" \"To bring him back to life.\" \"A spell that left a curse?\" \"No Caster may reverse death.\" \"So she lost her soul, consumed by darkness forever.\" \"But the spell worked.\" \"If Genevieve loved him, Why'd she kill him?\" \"In that kind of darkness, there's not even a memory of love, only power.\" \"Everything has a price.\" \"LENA:\" \"You told me my mother was dead.\" \"You lied to me.\" \"Why?\" \"Why?\" \"Lena!\" \"Our words, our language cannot explain all that there is.\" \"There are other ways someone can die to us.\" \"MACON:\" \"No, I'll tell her.\" \"Your mother, Sarafine, is the most powerful Dark Caster of all of us.\" \"She lives in the darkness, in the shadows.\" \"If she does appear, it's in the guise of someone else.\" \"She has no love for you.\" \"That's what I was trying to protect you from.\" \"I'm gonna be claimed for the Dark, no matter what?\" \"No, not necessarily.\" \"I know your true nature, it's strong.\" \"Sarafine recognizes it too.\" \"She knows that without the curse your true nature would claim you for the Light.\" \"No, I believe the curse can be broken.\" \"But you need to have a will that's so strong you control your own nature.\" \" That's what I told her.\" \" First thing you do, get rid of him.\" \" Wait, what?\" \" Sarafine's using you.\" \" That's not true.\" \"MACON:\" \"Listen to me, Lena.\" \" No, listen to me\" \"Ethan, Mason's right.\" \"If you're to break this curse, you have to control your emotions.\" \"And loving this boy puts you in terrible danger!\" \"How could you know?\" \"You never loved anyone.\" \"You despise mortals.\" \"You never even had a friend, even in our world.\" \"How could you know?\" \"I know that no good can come from us loving a mortal.\" \"Lena, listen to me.\" \"There's gotta be a way, another way to break the curse.\" \"AMMA:\" \"Macon!\" \" Don't even think that, young man!\" \" No!\" \"You'll get the both of you killed.\" \"You have to get out of her life.\" \"Do you hear me?\" \"Lena, say your goodbyes.\" \"ETHAN\".\" \"Macon's keeping Lena at Ravenwood.\" \"He won't let me see her.\" \"He thinks keeping us apart is the best thing for her.\" \"But he's wrong.\" \"I know Lena.\" \"I know her like I know myself.\" \"And I can feel her slipping away into some place where I can't reach her.\" \"[KNOCK ON DOOR]\" \"WOMAN [ON TV]:\" \"Go away, go away, go away, go away!\" \" Hi, dear.\" \"ETHAN:\" \"Oh.\" \" Hello, Mrs. Lincoln.\" \"Just a minute.\" \"MRS. LINCOLN:\" \"Hi, dear.\" \"Oh, dear.\" \"This door seems to be stuck.\" \"It's just these old houses.\" \"They're such a nuisance.\" \" Yes, ma'am.\" \" They warp.\" \" Link's not here.\" \" Oh, I know, I know.\" \"He's at Savannah Snow's party, which is where all the kids are.\" \"I had to make quite a number of phone calls to get him an invitation on account of his...\" \"Well, on account of his friendship with you.\" \"Oh, I'm sorry you had to go to that trouble, ma'am.\" \"Well, you should be at that party, Ethan kicking up your heels with your real friends, with the children who belong in this town.\" \"I'm not much up for a party tonight, ma'am.\" \"Oh, well, that's a shame.\" \"Well, see, I\" \" I made you some brownies.\" \"I thought maybe I could come in and we could talk.\" \"My fight's not with you, son.\" \"It's not.\" \"Never has been.\" \"It's just that girl with her seductive quirkiness and you being motherless and all.\" \"May I come in?\" \"No, ma'am.\" \"I\" \" I don't think so.\" \"Did I hear you correctly just then, Ethan?\" \"Do I have to ask you again?\" \"May I come in?\" \"No, ma'am, you may not.\" \"But I have made you brownies.\" \"I've made you brownies from scratch.\" \"Well, slap my ass and call me Sally!\" \"[LAUGHS]\" \"Lena bound your house.\" \"Oh, that's so sweet.\" \"As if.\" \"SARAFINE:\" \"I'm on your side, son.\" \"What's a little curse when it comes to true love?\" \"Anyone can see you and Lena are just meant for each other till death do you part.\" \"[SARAFINE LAUGHS]\" \"Lena?\" \"MACON:\" \"Get out of this house.\" \"Lena.\" \"MACON:\" \"Keep her bound.\" \"ETHAN:\" \"Lena.\" \"Lena, can we please just go outside for one second and talk?\" \"I need\" \"MACON:\" \"Get out!\" \" No!\" \"Please, son, for your own good.\" \"You should really listen to them.\" \"No!\" \"I'm sick of listening to your family.\" \"I have been chased, spun, hypnotized paralyzed, and damn near killed by your family.\" \"I've been going out of my mind for the last two weeks.\" \"Now your mother shows up on my doorstep and damn near gives me a heart attack!\" \"But you know what?\" \"I don't care about them, about the curse.\" \"You are not going Dark and you are not losing me.\" \"No matter what you do, no matter what they do to me, I'm still here.\" \"Now what does that tell you?\" \"MACON:\" \"How could the boy break our spell?\" \"He has no power.\" \"It's not we who protect her now, it's the boy.\" \"Amma, we need your help.\" \"Why come to me?\" \"LENA:\" \"The way you talked about the locket, about the curse.\" \"Excuse me, Miss Amma, but I think you know more than you're saying.\" \"Please, Amma.\" \"This isn't the place you're gonna find anything you need.\" \"Meet me in the back.\" \"ETHAN:\" \"This must run under the whole town.\" \"The whole country.\" \"Gatlin is like the capital of Caster America.\" \"It used to be under Washington, D.C. until Nancy Reagan made them move.\" \"She was the only mortal they were ever scared of.\" \"They know a Caster's here.\" \"Amma, why didn't you tell us about this?\" \"A Keeper has to be asked.\" \"A Keeper, as in you're a...?\" \"The Caster Library has been the responsibility of Seers like me for generations.\" \"Something I had no choice about either, by the way.\" \"And these books hold the histories of the Casters from around the world the laws that keep balance between Light and Dark.\" \"Hey!\" \"Get away from that.\" \"Macon comes here every day and reads every book he can for the Forbidden Spell.\" \" He found nothing?\" \"AMMA:\" \"Mm-mm.\" \"But you can do it.\" \"God gives us what we can handle, even if we don't believe it ourselves.\" \"Close your eyes.\" \"See with your mind what you're looking for as if you've already found it.\" \"I knew it.\" \"Book of Moons.\" \"It's the most powerful book of the Othervvorld.\" \"It's as alive as you or me.\" \"Strongest of every spells, good and bad.\" \" Did Macon look through it?\" \" No, he couldn't.\" \"The Book chooses who reads it.\" \"Its Law is \"Like attracts Like.\"\" \"There\" \" There's no writing.\" \"It won't reveal itself so easy.\" \"A curse this dark takes its time showing itself.\" \"The Dark will test you.\" \"Don't worry, you'll find it.\" \"Just look under \"How Not to Turn Into Your Mother.\"\" \"[LENA CHUCKLES]\" \"Come on.\" \"Come on.\" \"ETHAN:\" \"I've been taking Lena to the Caster Library for weeks now.\" \"But Lena's getting discouraged.\" \"The longer this thing takes, the more I see a change in her.\" \"We'll find a way, okay?\" \"You're just a mortal, how would you know?\" \"Hey, I can make wind.\" \"Maybe not a hurricane\" \" Why don't we just admit it?\" \" Admit what?\" \"It's already started.\" \"I'm turning into a Dark bitch, I can feel it.\" \"No, Lena, you're just stressed.\" \"It's not\" \"It doesn't matter what causes it.\" \"I'm turning and you're just too stupid to see it.\" \"Okay, now you're a bitch.\" \"[THUNDER CRASHES]\" \"Really?\" \"Is this necessary?\" \"I'm agreeing with you.\" \"Okay, I'm just a dumb-ass mortal who can't make his own thunder.\" \"But I know there's no way we're gonna figure this out unless you stop feeling so sorry for yourself all the time!\" \"[SCREAMS]\" \"Go ahead!\" \"Start an earthquake, see where it gets you.\" \"Everybody has to deal with shit in their lives, Lena.\" \"What are you yelling at me for'?\" \"You want to be a normal human?\" \"What do you think that is?\" \"We don't have powers to just change things whenever we like.\" \"Being human is feeling bad, it's feeling pissed off.\" \"It's feeling scared and not being able to do anything about it until you don't feel that way anymore, until you can see your way out of it.\" \"And I yelled at you because I care about you!\" \"That's what normal people do, who love each other when one of them is acting like a brat.\" \"Now, would you please stop raining on me?\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"You've got to get away from me.\" \"I don't know what I do, it just happens.\" \"You still don't get it, do you?\" \"I don't want to be any further away from you than I am right now one way or another.\" \"I'm scared I'm gonna hurt you.\" \"Well, love's a risk for anybody.\" \"I mean, \"kill you\" hurt you.\" \"Go ahead.\" \"Kill me.\" \"Oh!\" \"Ooh, ah.\" \"What part of \"You cannot touch it if you are not a Caster\" don't you understand?\" \"There were Casters in the Civil War?\" \"Casters have been fighting alongside mortals for centuries, every war, every side.\" \"Just because they're supernatural don't make them any smarter.\" \"You know, what I can't figure...\" \"...is you go to church every Sunday.\" \" Mm-hm.\" \"How do you believe in all this and still believe in God?\" \"God created all things, didn't he?\" \"It's only men who go and decide which ones are mistakes.\" \"My mom came here, didn't she?\" \"With Macon?\" \"They met here many times.\" \"Macon loved teaching her about his world.\" \"Macon loved her, didn't he?\" \"No one knows what Macon can and can't feel, but Lila sure got close.\" \"Ethan?\" \"She loved your father.\" \"[HARMONICA PLAYS]\" \"You going somewhere?\" \"Wherever Lena is.\" \"Even if that's in Gatlin.\" \" What are you doing here?\" \" I don't know what power you have over Lena, but, uh I've come to ask you to let her go.\" \"I don't have any power, Macon.\" \"I just love her.\" \"Then just put an end to it.\" \"I can't, heh.\" \"Even if it means destroying the Lena you love, hmm?\" \"It can't, because there's no way that what Lena and I feel for each other is gonna turn into something wrong or evil.\" \"There's no way.\" \"As long as I live, I'll never understand you creatures.\" \"You have no real power.\" \"You live at the mercy of forces outside your control.\" \"And yet, you believe that what you feel will somehow make it all right.\" \"Gotta have some faith, Macon.\" \"Lena?\" \"You Okay?\" \"Lena?\" \" Lena?\" \" Yeah?\" \" Is something wrong?\" \" No.\" \" I think I found something.\" \" Yeah?\" \"What?\" \"Let me see.\" \"Well, it's a lot to read, and a lot to take in, and I really got to concentrate.\" \"ETHAN:\" \"Okay.\" \"So I was wondering...\" \"Well, I've gotta do it on my own, kind of.\" \"You know, and if you're here, you're just gonna distract me.\" \"And I was wondering if you wouldn't mind going home now.\" \"And then, when I'm done, I'll call you later.\" \"Is that okay?\" \"Sure.\" \"Whatever you want, okay?\" \"Thanks.\" \"I love you.\" \"Okay, I'll talk to you later.\" \"AMMA:\" \"Lena?\" \"He's gone.\" \"[SOBBING]\" \"It's okay.\" \"Come on.\" \"Come on.\" \"Sit down.\" \"What is it?\" \"Come on, now.\" \"Talk to me.\" \"Lena.\" \"There's only one way to break the curse.\" \"Genevieve used the Forbidden Spell to give life to the one she loved.\" \"To break the curse, the one that I love has to die.\" \"Oh, God.\" \"What are you gonna do?\" \"I won't hurt Ethan.\" \"Never.\" \"They're only our words, Amma.\" \"They can't explain everything.\" \"There are all kinds of ways someone you love can die.\" \"ETHAN:\" \"That's all the book said?\" \"LENA:\" \"Yeah.\" \"All it said was to reverse the curse, I need to do these certain rituals Caster stuff, every night and every day right up until the Claiming.\" \" And whatever happens, happens.\" \"ETHAN:\" \"Hey.\" \"We know what's gonna happen.\" \"I want you to do something for me.\" \"Between now and my birthday, I don't want to think about the Claiming.\" \"See?\" \"No tattoo.\" \"I just want to be with you and do normal boyfriend-girlfriend stuff.\" \" Great.\" \" Heh.\" \"Well, how about tonight is, uh, the Christmas dance and you could be my date.\" \"Is Ethan Wate asking me to the dance?\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"I'm thinking about it.\" \"[BOTH CHUCKLE]\" \"No, they've got piss punch and the chaperones guarding the make-out stairs.\" \" Heh.\" \" It is God-awful.\" \"Heh.\" \"Sounds perfect.\" \" I still don't know what to get you.\" \" Huh?\" \"I mean, we don't celebrate Christmas.\" \"Oh.\" \"What do you wish for every year that you never get?\" \"[BOTH CHUCKLE]\" \"Oh, well, no.\" \"[BOTH CHUCKLE]\" \"No, it's not\" \" You're gonna think I'm so not cool.\" \"LENA:\" \"That's okay, I don't think you're cool now.\" \"[ETHAN CHUCKLES]\" \"Um...\" \"Snow.\" \" Really?\" \" Ha, ha, yeah.\" \"Well, you know what, I always wanted one of those white movie Christmases.\" \"I mean, look at this.\" \"This is, like, pathetic.\" \"This ain't Christmas, heh.\" \" You know that set-up's too easy.\" \" Yeah, I know.\" \"That's what you really want?\" \"How am I gonna survive a lifetime of you surprising me'?\" \"[LENA CHUCKLES]\" \"Hear how quiet it is?\" \"LENA [THINKING]:\" \"Goodbye, Ethan.\" \"[DOOR CLOSES]\" \"AMMA:\" \"Ethan?\" \"Ethan!\" \"Did you come home late from the dance last night?\" \"ETHAN:\" \"Um...\" \"Can you get this turkey out of the refrigerator?\" \"Yeah.\" \"I don't, uh\" \" I don't remember.\" \"I must have been pretty tired.\" \"But I slept real good for the first time in a long time.\" \"Oh, that's good.\" \"Lena coming over for Christmas?\" \"We got enough food.\" \"Lena?\" \"Lena Duchannes.\" \"Lena Duchannes?\" \"Why would I invite Lena Duchannes over for dinner?\" \"I barely know her.\" \"She doesn't speak to anybody at school.\" \"Do you know her?\" \"Emily's mom says she was in a mental institution.\" \"I don't know whether I trust what Emily's mom says, but she's kind of a weird girl.\" \"Except for that damn Civil War thing and meals I'm staying in my bed the entire winter break.\" \"STEPHENS'.\" \"I don't want to preach today.\" \"Instead, I just want to talk to you.\" \"About a word we don't hear much anymore:\" \"Sacrifice.\" \"It's not what I'd call a modern word.\" \"People hear the word \"sacrifice\" and they become afraid that something will be taken away from them.\" \"Or they'll have to give up something they can't live without.\" \"\"Sacrifice,\" to them, means \"loss\" in a world telling us we can have it all.\" \"But I believe true sacrifice is a victory.\" \"Because it requires our free will to give up something or someone you love for something or someone you love more than yourself.\" \"I won't lie to you.\" \"It's a gamble.\" \"Sacrifice won't take away the pain of loss.\" \"But it wins the battle against bitterness.\" \"The bitterness that dims the light on all that is of true value in our lives.\" \"RIDLEY:\" \"What do we do now, Auntie Sarafine?\" \"She gave him up.\" \"SARAFINE:\" \"She loves that boy.\" \"The curse will still work.\" \"But we'll need his friend.\" \"RIDLEY:\" \"Oh, my sugar darling?\" \"He's ready to go whenever I call.\" \"Can I do it again?\" \"You can't tell anyone.\" \"Promise me you won't tell a living soul?\" \"I won't, I swear it.\" \"Okay, one last time.\" \"Try it again.\" \"LINK:\" \"That is so cool.\" \"I'll let you know when to do it, sugar.\" \"You'll hear me loud and clear.\" \"Just like you always do.\" \"You have no idea how much I just love you to death right now.\" \"[CHATTERING]\" \"OFFICER:\" \"Ready?\" \"Fire!\" \"Fire!\" \"Awesome.\" \"[KNOCK ON DOOR]\" \"Come in.\" \"Are you ready to get dressed?\" \"It's real pretty.\" \"You've done the right thing.\" \"How will I know if it worked?\" \"When the curse has been paid, you'll feel it.\" \"You'll know.\" \"Oh, people are starting to arrive, sweetheart.\" \"It's time.\" \"Mavis, you look very special.\" \"Well, heh, it is a very special day.\" \" Mom?\" \" Hi, sugar.\" \"MR. LEE:\" \"Careful with that.\" \"Just because there's no bullet don't mean it can't burn you.\" \"You're both late.\" \"Take a rifle and load.\" \"You two are going to Greenbrier.\" \"DEL:\" \"Um, hello, everyone.\" \"And, uh...\" \"Oh, thank you for coming.\" \"Um...\" \"The moon will be out soon, so we should\" \" Uh, we should start.\" \"[CLEARS THROAT]\" \"Um, phew, heh.\" \"Excuse me.\" \"As the Ancients have foretold a Natural will be Claimed.\" \"For it has been predetermined by the five elements that upon this night an old cycle shall end and a new cycle shall begin wherein the powers of Light and Dark will merge and that upon this child who becomes a woman Lena Duchannes her true nature will reveal the true nature of all power for the new cycle.\" \"[HUMMING]\" \"Hey, halt!\" \"Or shoot me.\" \"I'm so goddamn itchy, I swear, I'd just rather be a casualty.\" \"This is so stupid.\" \"I wish I was, ugh...\" \"You want to just kill each other?\" \" Come over, watch a movie?\" \" Aliens?\" \"Blu-ray?\" \"All right.\" \"On the count of three.\" \"Ready.\" \" One.\" \" One.\" \" Two.\" \" Two.\" \"Three.\" \"[GRUNTS]\" \"What's wrong?\" \"I don't know.\" \"[GUNFIRE]\" \"Ethan?\" \"Ethan.\" \"Ethan.\" \" Lena.\" \" No.\" \"Cease fire!\" \"Ethan!\" \" Where is Ethan?\" \" Greenbrier!\" \"Get the hell out of here, girl!\" \"LENA:\" \"Ethan!\" \"No!\" \"Ethan, no, no!\" \"No.\" \" No!\" \" Lena, I didn't\" \" Lena, I swear.\" \"No, don't!\" \"Don't!\" \"LINK:\" \"Sorry.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"RIDLEY:\" \"You can't trust them, coz.\" \"They'll turn on each other for no reason at all.\" \"Lena, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.\" \"Okay?\" \"[GRUNTS]\" \"Welcome to the family, my darling, special girl.\" \"[THUNDER RUMBLING]\" \"Storm's coming, Mr. Lee.\" \"Should we stop?\" \"[CHATTERING]\" \"[ALL YELL]\" \"[SCREAMING]\" \"MACON:\" \"Lena, stop.\" \"Macon?\" \"MACON:\" \"Stop this, please.\" \"Macon.\" \"Macon, what have you done?\" \"The curse had to be paid.\" \"I don't understand.\" \"Somebody you love has to die.\" \"That was a sneaky trick, Macon.\" \"No fair.\" \"Macon?\" \"I promised his mother.\" \"I can't lose you.\" \"It's all right, it's all right, Lena.\" \" No.\" \"Don't let them fool you.\" \"Claim yourself.\" \"[CRYING]\" \"LENA:\" \"No.\" \"[THUNDER RUMBLING]\" \"Uh-oh.\" \"What are you doing?\" \"I think this is just between you and me, Mama.\" \"Fine with me.\" \"Ridley, don't be afraid.\" \"She's on our side.\" \"She's our Lena.\" \"You listen to me.\" \"You're my daughter.\" \"I always wanted you with me.\" \"They took you from me.\" \"The moon appears, and it will claim you as you are destined to be claimed.\" \"Accept it, sweetheart.\" \"There's nothing you can do.\" \"[CHUCKLES]\" \"No one can do that.\" \"Let me go!\" \"She's more powerful than you.\" \"Lena.\" \"Lena, listen to me.\" \"It was her idea.\" \"She told me you were going Dark anyway.\" \"I would never hurt you.\" \"You remember when I left, so I wouldn't hurt you?\" \"Lena?\" \"Go.\" \"Thanks, coz.\" \"[CHUCKLES]\" \"You know, you're a lot more like me than you care to admit.\" \"Well, nobody's perfect.\" \"Lena, you have great powers.\" \"I can teach you how to use them.\" \"I can teach you how to become the most powerful Dark Caster who ever lived.\" \"Oh, that's so sweet of you, Mama.\" \"Oh, baby.\" \"This mortal you think you love?\" \"You can never be together.\" \"I know.\" \"Did you ever love me, Mama?\" \"[CHUCKLES]\" \"You know, I don't remember.\" \"No mother does, really.\" \"It's not easy, you know, pushing another female out of your body a younger, more perfect version of yourself, with every option and no mistakes, heh.\" \"Anyhow, love is a trick of the mind, you know?\" \"It doesn't really exist.\" \"There's no such thing in nature.\" \"Love's a spell, created by mortals to give their females something to play with instead of power.\" \"I want you to have power.\" \"I want you to be who you truly are.\" \"As long as I'm just like you.\" \"There's Darkness in you.\" \"Don't you try and deny it.\" \"I don't.\" \"Well, then claim it.\" \"Claim it and come with me, be with me.\" \"We can rule over a new world, our world.\" \"[GRUNTS]\" \"[GASPING]\" \"What are you doing?\" \"It is a new world, Mama.\" \"But it ain't all Dark, and it ain't all Light.\" \"And it ain't all ours.\" \"I remember now.\" \"I remember now, I did love you.\" \"I do love you.\" \"I love you, darling.\" \"I love you!\" \"You really shouldn't use words you don't understand.\" \"You still need me!\" \"You've done enough, Mama.\" \"You must be Claimed!\" \"[SCREAMING]\" \"[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]\" \"Macon?\" \"You all right, coz?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Macon said this was the only way to protect you both.\" \"[LENA SOBBING]\" \"LENA:\" \"I could hear the sound.\" \"The sound was me breaking.\" \"I cried because he had lived.\" \"Because he had died.\" \"I was shattered, I was saved.\" \"I only knew the girl I was, was gone.\" \"He was right.\" \"No good can come from loving a mortal.\" \"They can't survive our world.\" \"Get out.\" \"Go, Ethan.\" \"Claim yourself in defiance in hope, in love, in fury, in gratitude.\" \"Claim the Light.\" \"Claim the Dark.\" \"Claim it all.\" \"Nothing can stay.\" \" You all set?\" \"ETHAN:\" \"Yeah.\" \"Should be in New York by Thursday if we make good time.\" \"We're gonna go stay with Link's cousin in Brooklyn.\" \"AMMA:\" \"Come here.\" \"ETHAN:\" \"I'll call you as soon as I get in.\" \"You call whenever you can.\" \"Bye.\" \"Hi, um...\" \" Lena, right?\" \" Hi, yeah.\" \" Ethan Wate.\" \" Yeah, I know.\" \"Oh.\" \"Heh, um...\" \"So I wanted, I\" \" You know...\" \"Um...\" \"I'm sorry that we never got to hang, but I always wanted to tell you I thought your, uh, poems in Creative Writing just really good.\" \"Thanks.\" \"That's really nice of you to say.\" \" You're leaving?\" \" Yeah, uh...\" \"College road trip, heh.\" \"I'm going to check out NYU.\" \"Great.\" \"It's good.\" \"Oh, cool title.\" \"Bukowski?\" \"He any good?\" \"Define \"good.\"\" \"[CHUCKLING]\" \"Keep it.\" \"A \"Getting Outta Gatlin\" present.\" \"Really?\" \" Thank you.\" \" You're welcome.\" \"Cool.\" \"Thank you.\" \"All right.\" \"See you.\" \"See you.\" \"Ethan's coming.\" \"All right, bye.\" \" Hey, is it all right...\" \" Ah.\" \"...If we go see my mom at the sanatorium?\" \"It's on the way.\" \"Sure.\" \"[ENGINE STARTS]\" \"ETHAN: \"There is a place in the heart that will never be filled.\" \"A space.\" \"We will know it more than ever.\" \"There is a place in the heart that will never be filled and we will wait and wait in that space.\"\" \"Lena!\" \"[English\" \" US\" \" SDH]\""} +{"text": "\"Previously on \"Bionic woman\"\" \"What's going on just tell me i need know.\" \"I can`t\" \"What is this?\" \"Student ID, you are going to college\" \" Transfer student from Oxford - **From uta\" \"Can i interest you with a tasty beverage?\" \"I will be right back\" \" Who are you?\" \" Who are you?\" \"I asked you first.\" \"You're frickin' FBI.,aren't you?\" \"You supposed to leave this to us.\" \"What,are you,like,a CIA agent?\" \"Well,what the hell are you?\" \"I'm with the berkut group.\" \"They're making the drop.\" \"All right,i'll go down.\" \"You stay up here and cover me.\" \"Don't underestimate me.\" \" You all right?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Not a good idea.\" \"What about you?\" \"What's your story?\" \"It's my last night at college.\" \"Can we just hang out?\" \"Yeah\" \"$250,000 cash.\" \"Walking around money.\" \"Five million in bearer bonds.\" \"As requested.\" \"I've done my part.\" \"Where's the list?\" \"Right,the list.\" \"Move move move!\" \"Hurry\" \"Move move move!\" \"This one's still alive.\" \"Get the chopper down.\" \"I want him alive and brought to berkut.\" \"Bring it in.\" \"Copy that. bionic woman season 01episode06\" \"He is?\" \"Okay,excellent.\" \"Um,wait,did you mention me?\" \"Well,what did he say?\" \"Really?\" \"Shut up.\" \"Yeah,tonight at 8:00.\" \"Okay,all right,see you then.\" \"Guess who's coming over tonight for tarantino movie night?\" \" Brennan.\" \" Brennan.\" \"Actually,i think i'm gonna call him.\" \"No,you are not calling him.\" \"Rule number one, let him call you.\" \" Rule number one?\" \" Mm-Hmm.\" \"Come on.\" \"There are a list of rules,and they are ironclad.\" \"Oh,the list of rules.\" \"Okay,i cannot believe you read that book.\" \"It is seriously anti-Feminist.\" \"I'm just saying calling a guy ic the kiss of death.\" \"Even if you thought you spent an incredible,meaningful night with somebody,\" \"And they follow that up with eight days of stone cold silence.\" \"What are you talking about?\" \"The rules.\" \"Let him take the lead.\" \"Rule five.\" \"Be mysterious.\" \"Rule six.\" \"And don't ever split the check.\" \"Rule ten.\" \"Wow.\" \"I mean,am i allowed to vote or own property?\" \"Ha ha.\" \"I'm trusting you and your friends to have a good night,okay?\" \"No smoking, no drinking,no driving.\" \"And more importantly,no calling brennan.\" \"Okay,you are seriously way behind the times\" \"You should have a word with him.\" \"I understand you worked for victor booth.\" \"I also understand you have a wife.\" \"Children.\" \"The last thing you would want is for something to happen to them.\" \"What'd you find out?\" \"The sale is set up at the sahrawi embassy in paris.\" \"Put a team together.\" \"This is the last known photograph of victor booth.\" \"Who's victor booth?\" \"He's an arms dealer,among other things.\" \"Doesn't seem to have any permanent address.\" \"Multiple reconstructive surgeries.\" \"Uses decoys.\" \"Doesn't get photographed, so nobody knows what he looks like.\" \"That image is eight years old.\" \"The only good thing about it is we can see the eyes.\" \"What does berkut want with him?\" \"Killed one of my men last night.\" \"Our operative was set up as a buyer for a list we really need.\" \"Somehow victor got wind of the fact that he was berkut.\" \"He killed him and left the cash.\" \"Which was smart, 'cause the bills were traceable.\" \"We've since learned he's set up another buyer.\" \"Learned from who?\" \"The cia.\" \"I thought cia and berkut hated each other.\" \"We do,but in this case, we're forced to work together.\" \"We both need victor's list.\" \"What's on the list?\" \"The identities of cia and berkut operatives.\" \"Now,intel says victor's on his way to paris.\" \"Given the nature of the situation,\" \"Cia's gonna insist that we send somebody in there with you.\" \"So i'm going to paris with a cia agent.\" \" That's right.\" \" Can i pick who?\" \"This isn't a kickball game,jaime.\" \"Well,i just thought that,you know, since time is of the essence,\" \"It'd be good to skip the getting to know you part and just hit the ground running.\" \"Tom gilchrist and i seemed to get the job done last week.\" \"Okay,you wanna call him?\" \"No,you go ahead.\" \"I don't call guys.\" \"You're missing the point,jaime.\" \"Really?\" \"'Cause i think i just kicked your ass.\" \"Discretion.\" \"You have to be able to neutralize the enemy in public without anyone ever seeing.\" \"Once you're exposed to the world, you'll lose all value as a weapon.\" \"You know what i love most?\" \"Being referred to as a weapon.\" \"You all right?\" \"Hi.\" \" Tom.\" \" Jae.\" \"Good luck.\" \"Long time.\" \"Nine days.\" \"So you ready for paris?\" \"Yep.\" \"By the way,thanks for calling me out in this.\" \"Oh,i didn't call you.\" \"Jonas called you.\" \"Okay,so here's the plan.\" \"When we land in de gaulle,we gotta move fast.\" \"Oh,de gaulle,ha ha.\" \"I hate paris.\" \"If i'm being honest, i just\" \" I don't get the allure.\" \"I've never been.\" \"You haven't?\" \"Oh,it's the most romantic place in the world.\" \"You're gonna love it.\" \" Really.\" \" Yeah,romantic.\" \"Yeah,my parents took me there when i was 12.\" \"15 churches and five museums in one day.\" \"Gun,mouth.\" \"The louvre,don't do it to yourself.\" \"Nathan,can we concentrate on the case?\" \"Let's get down to it.\" \"All right,jae,you and i will take nathan to the safe house\" \"And we'll set up shop with the rest of the cia team.\" \"Meanwhile,tom and jaime,you're gonna assume your cover and check into the hotel.\" \"How did berkut find victor?\" \"Last week,one of our top operatives made contact.\" \"He was killed trying to buy the list.\" \"Victor means business.\" \"The three operatives on the last list were all dead 48 hours after it was sold.\" \"And if our intel is correct, there's over 100 names on this list.\" \"Which means we're talking about not only american security,\" \"But the immediate safetyof over 100 men and women and their families.\" \"So if we can get those names,we can protect those people.\" \"So is the sale definitely going down tonight?\" \"The one thing that we know for sure is it's happening tonight.\" \"And we need to get a positive id on victor from among 200 to 300 guests.\" \"So you two have to eye make contact as many eurotrash toolbags as you can.\" \"And we'll take care of the rest at the safehouse.\" \"All right,we bring victor into custody\" \"And we keep the list from getting into enemy hands.\" \"Let's go do it.\" \"Sounds good.\" \"Hey,let's keep it professional,you two,huh?\" \"******\" \"You ever seen breathless?\" \" Jean-Luc goddard?\" \" No.\" \"I bet you haven't seen a single movie made before 1983.\" \"The breakfast club?\" \"Thanks for playing.\" \"We have some lovely parting gifts.\" \"How can i help you?\" \"We need two rooms.\" \"I`m here with my wife\" \"As you can see,she doesn`t speak french\" \"But i`m madly in love with her.\" \" I was in turkmenistan...\" \" I didn't know you spoke french.\" \" No,no,you go ahead.\" \" That's why i didn't call.\" \"Bad service?\" \"Who's your carrier?\" \"I know\" \" It sounds lame,doesn't it?\" \"No,no,it sounds really important.\" \"Well,it was important.\" \"But you understand that,right?\" \"Saving lives,national security,that kind of thing.\" \"I mean,you're in the game too,right?\" \"Sure.\" \"Yeah.\" \"C'est la vie.\" \"I gather i'm madame lodato.\" \"Does that make me your wife or your mom?\" \"Uh,my very chic wife.\" \"I'm a lucky man.\" \"Oh,i almost forgot.\" \"You all right?\" \"Yep.\" \"Look at the view!\" \"Yeah,it's great,right?\" \"Well,since we're a married couple, we should just watch tv and not have sex.\" \"That's a great idea.\" \"I wonder if they have deal or no deal.\" \"Say it in french.\" \"Um,you know...\" \"You don't have to worry.\" \"I'll... i'll just...\" \"I'll sleep on the couch.\" \"I think that's a better idea.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Bonjour,mi ami.\" \"What's up,jae!\" \"Hey.\" \" Comment c'est va,everybody?\" \" Nathan.\" \"Wow,they're not very friendly.\" \"This the french cia?\" \"Wait till you meet their handler.\" \"All right,i installed the iris recognition software i got from my friend at...\" \"Oh,wait,i can't tell you where i got it,'cause then...\" \"No,don't say...\" \" I have to kill you....\" \" Because then you have to kill me.\" \"All i need to know is whether this will effectively identify victor.\" \"Jaime needs to lock on to peoples' eyes.\" \"Once she does,the program converts the details\" \"Of the iris stromal pattern into a bit pattern, and i can cross-Reference.\" \"Once i affirm the match,\" \"I apprise agent summers\" \"So that she can determine the means to extricate the mark to the jimjam.\" \"You realize that spies don't really talk that way.\" \"I know.\" \"It blows.\" \"I'm just trying to bring back the cool.\" \"Anyway, if jaime meets victor's eyes, we'll find him.\" \"Victor's altered his appearance numerous times.\" \"Even if victor has gone victoria, the program is airtight.\" \"Okay,this biometric technology makes photoshop look like pong.\" \"Unprecedented false rate match.\" \"Like,never.\" \"Even these geniuses can't change their eyes.\" \"Wouldn't be so sure about that.\" \"Alexis.\" \"Ruth.\" \"Nice work in dubai.\" \"Where'd you find your floater?\" \"High school sweetheart.\" \"Jaime summers,that's a new name.\" \"How long has she been...\" \"What is she,12?\" \"How did you find her?\" \"Happy accident.\" \"Iris recognition.\" \"I doubt your operative can get 200 captures during the cocktail party.\" \"I don't know, our girl is pretty good.\" \"Dude,don't... don't touch my stuff.\" \"There's a lot of security,but we knew that.\" \"Yeah,packing semiautomatics outside the embassy is a pretty big deal.\" \"If they're doing that.\" \"Are they?\" \"They are.\" \"So what's the embassy party for,anyway?\" \"Environmentalists.\" \"I didn't know environmentalists liked to party.\" \"Hey,if we i.\" \"D. Victor before 8:00, croissants on me.\" \"It's gonna be more complicated than that.\" \"I know.\" \"Just trying to lighten the mood.\" \"Jeez.\" \"Jaime...\" \"I have to go out in the field with a clear head.\" \"If i lose focus for a second,i'm dead.\" \"Now,i can handle that responsibility if it's just about me.\" \"But i can't even begin to think about screwing up and,as a result,you...\" \"Personal relationships can compromise a mission...\" \"Yeah,i get it.\" \"I do.\" \"I like you.\" \"I really do.\" \"Look,i think we should just be friends.\" \"Good.\" \"Good.\" \"We haven't even had a second date.\" \"Exactly.\" \"It's gonna be fine.\" \"Just partners executing a job.\" \"That's right.\" \"I thought you guys said that brennan was gonna call.\" \"'Cause he didn't.\" \"That's a bad sign,right?\" \"Calm down.\" \"He's coming over.\" \"You guys'll hang out,we'll watch reservoir dogs, and you two'll hook up.\" \"The end.\" \"No,no,i don't really wanna hook up during reservoir dogs.\" \"Okay,i guess i can make that work.\" \"Hey,becca.\" \"This is my friend annie.\" \"Hi,rebecca.\" \"It's becca.\" \"Annie didn't even know who quentin tarantino was.\" \"Oh,shut up.\" \" Hey.\" \" Hey!\" \"Sorry,excuse me.\" \"Hopefully the receiving line's still happening.\" \"That way we can split up and cover more ground.\" \"Victor could look like anyone,so we have...\" \"Could you zip me up?\" \"The drop needs to happen by 9:45.\" \"We've got to id victor before then.\" \"Security at 3:00 and 9:00.\" \"Surveillance cameras in the grandfather clock\" \"And ugly flower arrangements.\" \"Okay,how are you getting that?\" \"Oh,come on.\" \"What did those guys teach you at langley,anyway?\" \"Possible target id,northwest corner.\" \"Funny,i would have said by the buffet.\" \"Shut up.\" \"Well,perhaps we can debate lithuanian tariffs another time.\" \"Mrs. Varnas is in basle tonight.\" \"Not our guy.\" \"He's about to leave with her and it's not even 9:00 yet.\" \"Okay.\" \"God.\" \"What do these euro douches have over me?\" \"Wealth,power,dignity.\" \"Uh,no match.\" \"Plenty of targets,let's look around.\" \"Him?\" \"No.\" \"No way,what's this guy,shaolin monks here.\" \"This is a great party.\" \"Why am i not there?\" \"By the bar.\" \"Nope.\" \"No,look at his hands.\" \"They're in the broken zipper position.\" \"Low and in front of the waist.\" \"The sign of defensiveness.\" \"Everything we have on our guy says he's a sociopath.\" \"Cool and confident.\" \"Okay.\" \"Fernando!\" \"Is that you?\" \"May i help you,senorita?\" \"That's so good.\" \"He looks like a fernando.\" \"Not him,let's go.\" \"No match.\" \"Sorry,i mistook you for somebody else.\" \"And it's senora.\" \"Now...\" \"He could be our man.\" \"He's not a diplomat,his shoes aren't shined,\" \"He's not wearing a cummerbund, and his jacket's one size too big.\" \"Ooh.\" \"Tom,you're an ana\" \"Neurosurgeon,and you're a therapist.\" \"We're running out of time.\" \"Drinking,why not?\" \"Let's drink now.\" \"This is what we do at work.\" \"Do you know you're at work?\" \"What about him?\" \"Yeah,how about\" \" Yeah,colonel sanders over here?\" \"He looks good.\" \"That's a rare vintage in this town.\" \"Only thing i order when i'm in paris.\" \"Drives the french nuts.\" \"So i take it you're not from paris.\" \"No,i just couriered a package over here this morning.\" \"Got roped into this little get-Together.\" \"It's a rental.\" \"Catch his eye,catch his eye.\" \"Catch his eye.\" \"C'est la vie.\" \"Come on,look her in the eye,come on.\" \"I'm based in d.\" \"C. Uh,you?\" \"I'm a professor at stanford,\" \"And my husband is an art historian doing research at the picasso museum.\" \"Oh,cool.\" \"No,i'm here for the van gogh retrospectives, actually.\" \"She's a beautiful lady.\" \"Come on!\" \"What are you doing?\" \"He's looking at everything but your eyes.\" \"Come on,casino royale.\" \"I'm shaken and i'm stirred,okay?\" \"Come on.\" \"Uh,what's your favorite picasso?\" \"My favorite?\" \"Well,no,i'm focused mainly on the impressionists.\" \"Right,but as an art historian, you must have at least a passing interest in picasso.\" \"I like the blue period.\" \"Yeah,blue period rocks.\" \"Favorite,dora maar au chat.\" \"You know it?\" \"No,i don't.\" \"You'd know it if you saw it.\" \"Look,when i was dropping off this package this morning,\" \"There was this piece in the secretary's office.\" \"A picasso.\" \"But i can't tell if it's an original.\" \"Maybe you could,uh...\" \"Take a look at it for me?\" \"Well,maybe later.\" \"We just got here.\" \"Honey,let's see it.\" \"Maybe it's one you don't know.\" \"Attagirl.\" \"That's what i'm talking about,okay.\" \"It's close,just one flight down.\" \"Right up your alley.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Thanks.\" \"I've got a hunch.\" \" What are you doing?\" \" Just go with it.\" \"All right,there we go.\" \"Come on,we gotta get a clear shot of his eyes.\" \"Let's do this.\" \"Right through here.\" \"First door on the left.\" \"Yes,finally.\" \"We have a match.\" \"That's him.\" \"That's victor.\" \"See ya.\" \"Oh,come on!\" \"I know it's him.\" \"We lost him.\" \"How?\" \"He locked us in a wine vault.\" \"Getting locked in a wine vault is a cliche.\" \"And do i need to remind you that you're bionic?\" \"Yeah,i know,i'm on it.\" \"I'll call you back.\" \"Let me help.\" \"Oh,you've been such a great help so far.\" \"Pardon me?\" \"Honey,let's go see that picasso.\" \"Maybe it's one you don't know.\" \"Um,everyone knows that's picasso's most famous painting.\" \"Everyone.\" \"Hey,you're the one who went down picasso road.\" \"I was briefed in van gogh.\" \"And then you're like,\"oh,let's just do down into this dark basement with a strange man. \"\" \"Anybody can be surprised.\" \" It's embarrassing is what it is.\" \" Ass!\" \"You know,the buy is happening now.\" \"Can we just try this together?\" \"What do you weigh,a buck ten?\" \"Yeah,that'll make a huge difference.\" \" Yeah,we'll see.\" \"Whatever.\" \" Whatever.\" \"Thanks.\" \"But i loosened it.\" \"Whatever.\" \"Come on.\" \"Excuse me.\" \"Did you see that?\" \"See what?\" \" Work with me.\" \" Hey!\" \"Hey!\" \"****** merci.\" \"Excuse me.\" \"Yes.\" \"The only place we could find a little privacy.\" \"Okay,i need you now to turn around and go up the stairs,okay?\" \"Uh,how much am i gonna have to pay you to look the other way?\" \"*****\" \"No.\" \"Sorry.\" \" You know,i was gonna do that.\" \" Sorry.\" \"That's all right.\" \"Nice technique.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Okay...\" \"let's go.\" \"Yeah.\" \"I'm just gonna go,okay?\" \" What?\" \" Becca...\" \" Look,i'm fine,okay?\" \"It's fine.\" \"*****\" \"Jerk!\" \"License and registration.\" \" You're late.\" \" I was detained.\" \"Okay.\" \"Hey.\" \"All right,i'm going in alone.\" \"You're kidding,right?\" \"I know you can handle yourself, but this guy's gonna be armed.\" \"You're not ready for this.\" \"Victor's in that room.\" \"That's the mission.\" \"We both have to go in there.\" \"No,it's too dangerous.\" \"We both knew it was dangerous before we came to paris.\" \"Nothing's changed.\" \"Yes,it has!\" \"Oh,so i'm your trophy spy.\" \"Oh,come on!\" \"This is harder than i thought it was gonna be.\" \" Just hang back.\" \" You know what?\" \"You don't get to corner the market on brave.\" \"We both have to go in there.\" \"You may think you're being a gentleman, but it's condescending.\" \"Get over yourself.\" \" I'll take him.\" \" Yeah.\" \"Jaime,no!\" \" You okay?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Clear.\" \"There's nothing on him.\" \"There's no list.\" \"It's not victor.\" \"It looks like him,but it's not him.\" \"Go,now.\" \"Wait,we have to go back for tom!\" \"There's no time.\" \"Where is victor?\" \"Hey,we had a lock.\" \"It's not my fault she takes out a whole new guy.\" \"Why hasn't tom called?\" \"We're trying to locate his tracking device.\" \"It says he's still at the embassy,\" \"But the gps could have been knocked loose and left behind.\" \"He's still there.\" \"We have to go back and just go in.\" \"Hello?\" \"It's sovereign territory.\" \"Just going in is not an option.\" \"Where did she come from?\" \"You cost me quite a lot of money tonight.\" \"Who do you work for?\" \"The metropolitan museum of art.\" \"Really?\" \"The only reason you're notead yet is...\" \"I forgot.\" \"Yeah?\" \"Can i talk to tom?\" \"Tom,it's for you.\" \"Tom?\" \"I can't believe you called me.\" \"Shut up.\" \"Are you okay?\" \"Honey,everything's fine.\" \"You know how much i love to hang out with the guys.\" \"Don't worry,i'm gonna be fine.\" \"Let me guess,you want your husband back.\" \"This is the wife,right?\" \"Yes.\" \"Good for you.\" \"You want him back.\" \"I'm afraid it's gonna cost you quite a lot.\" \"I do want him back.\" \"And i also want the list.\" \"The list,really?\" \"Really.\" \"$6 million.\" \"Fine.\" \"2 million for your husband.\" \"Great.\" \"One hour.\" \"Go to the cafe sartre at the clingancourt.\" \"Three percent in cash, the rest in bearer bonds.\" \"If i see you with anyone else, i'll cut your fake husband into real pieces.\" \"Does tom have victor?\" \"Uh,no,reverse that.\" \"We can get tom and the list for 8 million.\" \"The drop's in 58 minutes.\" \"What makes you think i can get $8 million in less than an hour?\" \"You can't?\" \"I'm not authorized to release that amount.\" \"Can you call someone who is?\" \"Is that a yes?\" \"Give me a minute.\" \"Whatever.\" \"We still have 57 of 'em.\" \"Can you get the money?\" \"I know someone who can.\" \"Yeah?\" \"Can you get me $8 million in,say,45 minutes?\" \"Okay.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Okay?\" \"It's for the mission,right?\" \"No,i found this great pair of shoes.\" \"You know,being flip doesn't engender my trust.\" \"It's to buy the list.\" \"I'll authorize the wire.\" \"Nathan knows the account.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Just get it done.\" \"Hi,becca.\" \"Thanks.\" \"Wait,you're jaime's boss?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Oh,yeah,sorry,she said i should call you if there was an emergency.\" \"Driving without a license underage and intoxicated, i'd say that qualifies.\" \"Well,thanks for your help, but i'm just gonna go call one of my friends...\" \"Whoa whoa.\" \"I'm responsible for getting you home.\" \"On the way,we can have a little chat.\" \" We can't go in after tom.\" \" What?\" \"We're not authorized to do any more here.\" \"My hands are tied.\" \"Your agent's life's on the line, and that's your response?\" \"This is a ghost mission now.\" \"Tom is solely accountable.\" \"He knows that's how it works.\" \"He wouldn't want us to put other agents lives in jeopardy.\" \"He's compromised,jaime.\" \"What would you say if i told you i'm gonna go in and get him?\" \"I'd say good for you.\" \"Who's gonna have my back in there?\" \"We're gonna be with you every step of the way,okay?\" \"Are we good?\" \"****\" \"You have a mic and earwig.\" \"We can talk to you,you can talk to us.\" \"I don't like you in the market alone.\" \"I won't be alone.\" \"You and jae'll be covering me.\" \"You just can't be with me.\" \"It's too dangerous to tom.\" \"Jaime,berkut is allowing you to carry $8 million to get the list.\" \"Not to hang out with your boyfriend.\" \"I have a degree in psychology.\" \"Quit playing with that ring.\" \"There isn't time to reinvent the plan.\" \"The list is the only reason we're here.\" \"She can do it. $240,000 in cash.\" \"The rest in bearer bonds.\" \"You good?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Drop me here.\" \"So i'm supposed to believe my sister's selling time-Shares?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Well,what are the most popular time-Shares?\" \"I'd have to say arizona.\" \"No.\" \"No,it's too hot.\" \"Old people like that.\" \"I mean,what is my sister doing selling them?\" \"If i had to guess, i'd say she's trying to earn a decent living\" \"So she can take care of you.\" \"Great.\" \"I realize why she wanted me to call you.\" \"It's,like,a guilt trip once removed.\" \"Sorry,i didn't mean to lay a guilt trip on ya.\" \"I have a daughter and she's accused me of that before.\" \"And she's probably right,so i apologize.\" \"It's okay.\" \"I'm not into jaime's list of secrets,you know?\" \"It's like some things she just...\" \"Puts on this repeat loop.\" \"And then others she totally clams up about.\" \"I mean,we're sisters.\" \"Like,okay,her fiance?\" \"She never talks about him.\" \"And he died.\" \"I mean,that's weird,right?\" \"We're family,we should be able to talk about that stuff.\" \"Yeah,you should.\" \"Are you gonna say maybe she has her reasons?\" \"Maybe she does,you know?\" \"Just keep walking to the center of the cafe.\" \"Fine,but i want you to...\" \"Damn it.\" \"Hey,pretty lady.\" \"Care to join me?\" \"Here we are,second date.\" \"Not a cheap one.\" \"How much?\" \"$8 million.\" \"Oh,god.\" \"I don't mind saying i expect you to put out.\" \"That's very forward of you.\" \"You must be american.\" \"That looks nice on you.\" \"Don't worry about it.\" \"It's a cubic zirconia.\" \"No,it's not.\" \"Okay,it's not.\" \"I do have an expense account.\" \"So it's a write-Off.\" \"Now you're making me sound like i'm not romantic.\" \"Well...\" \"Jaime,i shouldn't have said any of that stuff on the roof.\" \" No,tom,i was way out of line.\" \" It was complete crap.\" \"I didn't mean what i said at the embassy.\" \" You mean about me being condescending?\" \" Any of it.\" \"No,i shouldn't have said any of that stuff to you.\" \"Clearly you can kick some ass.\" \" I can.\" \" You can.\" \"God,you're beautiful.\" \"You realize that the minute that you put the money on the table,we're dead,right?\" \"Right.\" \"And if you didn't bring any money, we're also dead?\" \"Yeah.\" \" You read comic books as a kid?\" \" No.\" \"I did.\" \"I loved 'em.\" \"My favorite was this one called freedom fighters.\" \"There was this great character called the human bomb.\" \"My god.\" \"Whoa,bombs,no.\" \"Nobody said bombs.\" \"*****\" \"Oh,great.\" \"You want an espresso?\" \" *** - ****\" \"Good evening,i've got a list of specials.\" \"Ala carcte\" \"Bingo,we got it.\" \"Pay dirt.\" \"Actually,i'm not that hungry.\" \"Cafe policy,mademoiselle.\" \"You cannot sit at the table without paying.\" \"Oh,i can pay.\" \"Good.\" \"No,no,no!\" \"Get away from me!\" \" How do i deactivate it?\" \" You can't.\" \"Now let me check the manual.\" \"Can i look?\" \"Give me two second\" \" Two seconds.\" \"No.\" \"No.\" \"It's a solar fuse detonator.\" \"One of the leads is hot and the other two are decoys!\" \"You pull the wrong lead...\" \" Are you sure?\" \" Yeah.\" \"It's the,uh,black wire.\" \"I'm sure.\" \"Yank that puppy.\" \"Wait!\" \"Wait!\" \"Yank it!\" \"Lucky guess.\" \" Thanks.\" \" You're welcome.\" \"Holy... oh.\" \"All right.\" \"Stay out of the open.\" \"Watch out!\" \"Watch out!\" \"Watch out!\" \"Tom!\" \"Wh\" \" Where the hell did you come from?\" \"How the hell'd you get here?\" \"I'm a really fast runner.\" \"So they recovered about $4 million.\" \"The rest is working it's way into the french economy.\" \"Well,i was actually carrying $8 million.\" \"So in a way,i got the list for hf price.\" \"Listen.\" \"Don't just call me for money.\" \"Call for backup.\" \"This time we came out ahead.\" \"We could've done better.\" \"I was thinking about tom.\" \"I was thinking about you.\" \" What about the cia?\" \" What about 'em?\" \" You give 'em victor?\" \" Yeah.\" \"But they left tom.\" \"They abandoned him.\" \"Frankly,victor's a lot better off with the cia.\" \"By the way,my sister didn't call,did she?\" \"I gave her your number.\" \"No.\" \"How did you get to victor before i did?\" \"And...\" \"How did you figure out the explosive device?\" \"Don't tell me you guessed,please.\" \" I didn't guess,i...\" \" What?\" \"I don't know how to tell you how i did it.\" \"The whole time you were working on the wiring, i should've been scared for my life.\" \"But actually i was just thinking about how nice your hair smells.\" \" Okay.\" \"You know what?\" \" What?\" \"I will not wait eight days again for you to call me.\" \"Okay.\" \"You've got one more shot at this thing,tom.\" \"Two strikes and you're out.\" \"Rule 27.\" \"Hey,how about dinner?\" \"I mean,we're in paris and all.\" \"I'd love to,but i have to get back to my sister.\" \"No dinner the same day you save a guy's life.\" \"Is that rule #26?\" \"That's not a rule.\" \"That's just me needing to see my sister.\" \"Okay.\" \"* everyone i know * is runnin' off somewhere\" \"I'll call you.\" \"* but still the deep blue sea * * it's right in front of me *\" \"Becca!\" \"Hello!\" \"You here?\" \"I thought you weren't coming back till 7:00.\" \"What are you doing that you shouldn't be?\" \"If you tell me first before i find out, i might not freak.\" \"I'm not doing anything.\" \" Becca.\" \" Come here.\" \"Sure this isn't a diversion to get your guy brennan out a window?\" \"Oh,please.\" \"Brennan is yesterday's drama.\" \"It's warm.\" \"I put it in the dryer.\" \"I'm so sorry i assumed you did something bad.\" \"You know,i-I worry about you so much when i'm away.\" \"And i worry about whether i'm doing the right thing.\" \"And i'm just so tired.\" \"Look,i know what you're giving up for me.\" \"For us.\" \"I am exactly where i want to be right now,okay?\" \"Go take a bath.\" \"Yeah.\" \"I think i will.\" \"Thank you.\" \"* and everyone i know * is runnin' out of love * oh and it's so sad * it's the only thing we have * *\" \"* it's the only thing we have * * * love's the only thing we have * bionic woman season 01episode06\""} +{"text": "\"BAREFOOT\" \"There you are.\" \"Next time... be punctual, will you?\" \"Now... ladies and gentlemen.\" \"Who'd care to pick up where we left off?\" \"Who'd like to start?\" \"Mr. Richard?\" \"Nele?\" \"Hanno?\" \"Leila?\" \"Do you have something to contribute?\" \"Don't you think... it might help you to participate?\" \"We have yet to hear a word from you.\" \"I was next.\" \"Let me see your number.\" \"I am starting to worry about you, Mr. Keller.\" \"Over the last few years... you have been dismissed... from six assignments.\" \"That doesn't make placing... you any easier.\" \"I hope you realize that.\" \"I have to wonder what's going wrong.\" \"You're not stupid.\" \"The guy was a total asshole.\" \"Sure he was.\" \"You know what you have?\" \"A problem with authority.\" \"Mr. Keller, in today's economy... you can't afford to take any liberties.\" \"You've got to learn... to keep your mouth shut.\" \"What shall we do?\" \"I'll take anything.\" \"I need a job.\" \"Alright.\" \"Here...\" \"But don't expect too much.\" \"Delling Street 49-51\" \"Your interview is... today.\" \"3 pm.\" \"So get moving.\" \"It's the employment office.\" \"Do me a favour, Mr. Keller, dress properly.\" \"Not this shabby shirt.\" \"That awful thing.\" \"Don't mess it up again or you won't even have to come back.\" \"Who are you?\" \"Jessica.\" \"Don't tell me you were so wasted.\" \"This isn't mine.\" \"Not mine either.\" \"Terrific.\" \"So I'll call you.\" \"Honey.\" \"How can Dr. Bl\u00f6chinger help you if you won't participate?\" \"I don't want to participate.\" \"I want my mother to come and get me.\" \"Leila... your mother is dead.\" \"I don't want to be here anymore.\" \"Wipe from left to right to prevent scratches.\" \"Scratches are a breeding ground for germs.\" \"So be aware.\" \"Take special care around the bowl.\" \"I've told those crackpots 100 times to sit... but no, they gotta shoot and miss.\" \"Then they grin at you.\" \"Look at this.\" \"That's disgusting.\" \"Watch the Draino.\" \"We got a nut here who chugs it.\" \"We've pumped his stomach twice.\" \"Guess that covers it.\" \"Stop by my office if you got any questions.\" \"Something else.\" \"A special request.\" \"When you mop up... easy on the water.\" \"We got a sensitive floor.\" \"Champ, she's all yours.\" \"No goofing off.\" \"I'm not in.\" \"Hello, Nick.\" \"Mom?\" \"It's so good to hear your voice.\" \"How are you?\" \"Fine.\" \"Just fine.\" \"I mean great.\" \"I've been real busy... that's why I haven't called for awhile.\" \"Awhile?\" \"You haven't called... for the last 8 months.\" \"I know.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"Did you get my message?\" \"No...\" \"I spend all day at the office.\" \"Will you be at the wedding?\" \"What wedding?\" \"Viktor's wedding.\" \"I don't know if that's such a good idea.\" \" It's the perfect opportunity... for you guys to patch things up.\" \"What for?\" \"The past is the past.\" \"Listen up for a second.\" \"Heinrich is merging with the Sommers.\" \"You remember Sarah Sommer, don't you?\" \"Piss off, I'm on the phone.\" \"They need someone to design their new website.\" \"I recommended you.\" \"Heinrich is willing to bury the past.\" \"Don't miss this opportunity.\" \"Mom, I don't need Heinrich's help.\" \"Just pay us a visit... and hear what he has to say.\" \"What's that noise?\" \"Do you have company?\" \"No, that's just the TV.\" \"ATV at the office?\" \"Let me turn it down.\" \"Please do.\" \"I'll pass you on to Heinrich.\" \"Here, just talk to him.\" \"Could you please help her.\" \" Careful.\" \"She bites.\" \"Hello, Nick.\" \"So, we're merging... with the Sommers...\" \"Can you hear me?\" \"He's got a screw loose.\" \"What the hell is that?\" \"Are you nuts or what?\" \"How's it going?\" \"Are you okay?\" \"Hell, forget it.\" \"Here, he's your son.\" \"What's going on?\" \" Nothing... just throwing the boss a little birthday party.\" \"Are you in trouble?\" \" No.\" \"Why?\" \"Come on...\" \"You can tell me.\" \"I'm doing fine.\" \"I don't need a job because...\" \"I already have a terrific job.\" \"I love you.\" \"Take care.\" \"Take care.\" \"You there!\" \"Are you crazy?\" \"Me?\" \"You left the cart out there?\" \"Why?\" \"Why?\" \"Because one of my patients... just gulped half a bottle of Draino.\" \"You're fired.\" \"But...\" \"Your papers are waiting in my office.\" \"What is it?\" \"Was Heinrich really serious about the job?\" \"Well, of course.\" \"I mean, I could listen to what he has to say.\" \"So you'll be at the wedding?\" \"Once you're here you can talk everything over with Heinrich.\" \"Don't miss this opportunity.\" \"You promise?\" \"Promise.\" \"This is the ladies' room.\" \"What are you doing?\" \"What's wrong with you?\" \"You're touching me.\" \"You're not allowed... to touch me.\" \"I'm not doing anything.\" \"Just sit down.\" \"I'm going to get a doctor... and you wait here.\" \"I'd better take this with me.\" \"You're from the outside.\" \"I saw you from the window.\" \"What are you doing here?\" \"Not much.\" \"The doctor just kicked me out.\" \"She kicked you?\" \"Not exactly.\" \"I'm gonna go get a doctor.\" \" No.\" \"Don't.\" \"Why not?\" \"They'll make me take those pills again.\" \"I'm tired.\" \"Will you tuck me in?\" \"Yes?\" \"Can I help you?\" \"My papers.\" \"Have a nice day.\" \"Something else?\" \"The girl without shoes...\" \"What about her?\" \"I think she's got real problems.\" \"All my patients have problems.\" \"That's why they're here.\" \"Right.\" \"Just keep an eye on her.\" \"Who's talking here?\" \"The man who left the utility cart in the hall?\" \"Are you trying to tell me how to take care of my patients?\" \"What an asshole.\" \"I don't believe this.\" \"What are you doing here?\" \"I followed you home.\" \"You can't just leave the clinic.\" \"I want to stay with you.\" \"Out of question.\" \"Please.\" \"This isn't happening.\" \"Just for the night.\" \"You belong in the clinic.\" \"Don't you wanna get better?\" \"Cut the racket!\" \" Up yours.\" \"It's always the same shit with you.\" \"Please.\" \"It's nice here.\" \"Your girlfriend?\" \"Used to be.\" \"She dumped me.\" \"Are you sad?\" \"No.\" \"I'd be really sad if my boyfriend dumped me.\" \"You've got a boyfriend?\" \"No.\" \"My mother wouldn't have allowed it.\" \"I mean... if I had a boyfriend... and he were to leave me...\" \"I'd be really sad.\" \"I see.\" \"Rise and shine.\" \"We've gotta go.\" \"Where are we going?\" \" To the clinic.\" \"You're coming, too?\" \"I'm taking you there.\" \"But... will you stay with me?\" \" Of course not.\" \"Why not?\" \"I'm not sick and I have to move on.\" \"Where to?\" \"Who cares.\" \"Now, on your feet.\" \"No.\" \"Come again?\" \"No.\" \"Get out of my bed right now.\" \"No.\" \"Only if you'll let me stay with you.\" \"Enough.\" \"Shit!\" \"What the fuck do I do now?\" \"Quiet down there.\" \"This is ridiculous.\" \"I'll tell you what.\" \"Let's take a nice little stroll... into town.\" \"We'll go for ice cream.\" \"Vanilla?\" \"Vanilla, strawberry, you name it.\" \"We only get ice cream when Nurse Dorothee's around.\" \"The doctor says it's bad for us.\" \"That it rots teeth.\" \"But Nurse Dorothee says... apple juice is worse because it's so acidic... and that ice cream is also full of... calcium which is good for the teeth.\" \"Whats up?\" \"Don't worry.\" \"I won't dump you.\" \"What a relief.\" \"Come on.\" \"Get in.\" \"You take the backseat.\" \"The map?\" \"My sweater?\" \"My blazer?\" \"Your suitcase?\" \"You got it.\" \"Your turn.\" \"I spy with my little eye... something... black.\" \"The button on the door?\" \"That black belt?\" \"That bulge on it?\" \"That round thing?\" \"Your black bag?\" \"Alright.\" \"Time to get out.\" \"We're there already?\" \"No.\" \"No fair!\" \"Come on.\" \"Please.\" \"You said we'd go for ice cream.\" \"I lied!\" \"If you make me go inside...\" \"I'll go back to the toilet.\" \"And no one will be there... to save me.\" \"That's blackmail.\" \"Female Caucasian. 25 years old.\" \"Five-foot-seven.\" \"Distinguishing features:\" \"Doesn't wear shoes.\" \"No.\" \"She's barefoot.\" \"I said that.\" \"No.\" \"You said, \"doesn't wear shoes.\" That's different.\" \"Right.\" \"We'll put the word out.\" \"We'll call you if we hear anything.\" \" Wait!\" \"What do you mean \"if you hear anything?\"\" \"The girl is severely traumatized!\" \"For 19 years her mother held her captive at home... and shut out the world.\" \"Do you understand now?\" \"19 years with my mother, I'd run away, too.\" \"That's not funny.\" \"Leila has post-traumatic stress disorder.\" \"She has panic attacks if she feels threatened.\" \"She needs her medicine.\" \"I hear you, we'll spread the word.\" \"Listen.\" \"We're talking about a naive... trusting and outright helpless girl.\" \"She's can't even ride the bus.\" \"What's your name by the way?\" \"Leila.\" \" I'm Nick.\" \"Do you never wear shoes?\" \"I don't like to cage up my feet.\" \"Tickets please.\" \"He punched a hole through your piece of paper.\" \"That's his job.\" \"This is a ticket.\" \"You buy it and he punches a hole in it.\" \"Otherwise you dodge the fare.\" \"So keep it in a safe place.\" \"Don't lose it.\" \"It's my girlfriend's first bus ride.\" \"Wait here.\" \"I gotta go to the little boys' room.\" \"What the hell are you doing?\" \"I want to be with you.\" \" This is the men's room.\" \"Could you please leave me alone for two seconds?\" \"So I was at the post office today.\" \"Now, they only carry... stick-on stamps.\" \"You sit there and stick it on.\" \"Would you mind turning around?\" \"You know how much I loved licking?\" \"Tell me about it.\" \"That was the best part.\" \"But it must be a real relief for people who gagged at the taste.\" \"The janitor says... you have to sit down.\" \"Otherwise, some will drift astray... and some poor guy has to wipe it up.\" \"Thank you.\" \"I can't do it like this.\" \"Mom always used to run the faucet.\" \"What are you doing?\" \"I'm getting cash.\" \"You stick this card in the slot... enter your pin... select an amount... press the button... and money comes out.\" \"Card withheld for security purposes\" \"It doesn't always work.\" \"It's nice here.\" \"What is it?\" \"Nothing.\" \"But... we don't have a ticket.\" \"Forget about the ticket.\" \"But we need one.\" \"You said so.\" \"I don't want to dodge the fare.\" \"But you have one, with the hole in it.\" \"In my suitcase.\" \"You see, everything's fine.\" \"Is there anything else I should know about you?\" \"Quirks you have besides no touching?\" \"I mean, you don't hear voices, right?\" \"Sure I do.\" \"You hear voices?\" \"Yes.\" \"What... right now?\" \"Yes.\" \"And what do they say?\" \"And what do they say?\" \"Right... it's my voice you hear.\" \"Is someone else here?\" \"No.\" \"Good.\" \"Am I your girlfriend?\" \"On the bus you said...\" \"\"It's my girlfriend's first bus ride.\"\" \"Am I your girlfriend?\" \"Let's say you're my girlfriend for this trip.\" \"Tickets please!\" \"Do I look like an idiot?\" \"Are we going to take another train?\" \"No, we're gonna take a car.\" \"Wait here.\" \"But I want...\" \"You promised!\" \"Sit down on this bench.\" \"And stay here.\" \"Don't talk to any strangers.\" \"Just stay put.\" \"What's going on?\" \"That's my bench.\" \"I don't talk to strangers.\" \"What?\" \"I gotta get to bed.\" \"I've had a hard day, beat it.\" \"I have to stay seated.\" \"You deaf or something?\" \"This is my bench!\" \"Get some shoes.\" \"You'll catch cold.\" \"What's going on?\" \"That's my spot.\" \"Find your own spot.\" \"Fuck off.\" \"Beat it.\" \"Hey you.\" \"Stay there.\" \"I am leaving.\" \"Leaving?\" \"But you have to stay.\" \"No, that's her spot.\" \"Her spot?\" \"Forget her.\" \"She should pension off.\" \"Get in.\" \"It's warm in here.\" \"How much?\" \"How much?\" \"How much for a blow?\" \"How much blow?\" \"I want to know... if you'll blow me in the car.\" \"Again?\" \"How old... are you exactly?\" \"You like that.\" \"You're touching me.\" \"Is that extra?\" \"I can pay.\" \"You are such a turn on.\" \"Police!\" \"Hands on the roof.\" \"I didn't do anything.\" \"Shut up.\" \"License and registration.\" \"I never do this sort of thing.\" \"Sure you don't.\" \"Turn around.\" \"Shut up!\" \"I said shut up!\" \"Medicine?\" \"Suitcase?\" \"Just a moment.\" \"A bit more p\u00e2t\u00e9 would be perfect.\" \"With pleasure.\" \" It will be sensational!\" \"For you.\" \"This is Nick.\" \"I just wanted to say...\" \"I'm running late.\" \"Yeah, I had a little mishap.\" \"But I'm on my way.\" \"Great.\" \"Can't wait to see you.\" \"Same here, Heinrich.\" \"Just one thing.\" \"Viktor has a wish list.\" \"They're moving into a... new house.\" \"Great.\" \"What would he like?\" \"All that's left is a designer fridge.\" \"And how much is it?\" \"5,000 Euro.\" \"5,000 Euro for a fridge?\" \"It's a lot of money... but you have such a great job.\" \"And you wouldn't want to show up with an electric hedge trimmer.\" \"Of course not.\" \"I'll tell you what.\" \"If Viktor wants a designer fridge that's what he'll get.\" \"That is a whole new side of you.\" \"You only get married once.\" \"I like your attitude.\" \"Don't mention it.\" \"I'll be seein' you.\" \"What can I do for you?\" \"I have a car to sell.\" \"You don't say!\" \"'99 Jeep Cherokee... 180 horsepower.\" \"As good as new.\" \"CD, leather and... all the extras.\" \"Worth at least 20,000\" \"Used cars aren't my thing anymore.\" \"Ain't worth it.\" \"But your lot's full of them.\" \"Surplus off a lot... that went belly up.\" \"Good morning, pretty lady!\" \"Slept well, I trust.\" \"I got a little question.\" \"You always park in driveways?\" \"How come?\" \"I gotta move a truck through here.\" \"Hello, Missy.\" \"Anybody home?\" \"I've got to get a big truck through here.\" \"The car is in best shape.\" \"It doesn't even have 50,000 km on it.\" \"One can hardly call it a used car.\" \"15,000.\" \"You're a real funny guy.\" \"I've got one out on the lot for 13,5... with auto-navigation.\" \"But where's my boyfriend?\" \"No idea.\" \"You gonna drive this thing?\" \"How exactly?\" \"Cut the crap.\" \"Scoot on over and drive this scrap heap.\" \"No dozing off.\" \"I'll tell you what.\" \"I'll give it to you for 12,000.\" \"I've never paid that much for a car.\" \"Hands on the wheel.\" \"That round thing.\" \"How about turning the key?\" \"It might be wise to put her in first.\" \"That lever in the middle.\" \"Jesus.\" \"Where'd you learn to drive?\" \"On the bumper cars?\" \"I really have to get rid of this car.\" \"Done.\" \"9,000, because it's you.\" \"There, you see.\" \"8,000... my final offer.\" \"Okay.\" \"It's a deal.\" \"What's she doing?\" \"And not a scratch on it?\" \"It's just like new.\" \"Stop!\" \"Stop, you moron.\" \"Where's the car?\" \"Right up here.\" \"5,000?\" \"Those 8,000 were practically mine.\" \"Does it hurt much?\" \" Couple scratches is all.\" \"My poor little boy.\" \"You think your brother will be angry if we don't bring a present?\" \"He's got plenty already.\" \"Heinrich is the real problem.\" \"Who's Heinrich?\" \"My mother's husband.\" \"Your dad?\" \"No.\" \"My dad died a long time ago.\" \"Is he nice?\" \"Who?\" \"Heinrich.\" \"I never could stand the guy.\" \"He's an uptight old fart with a broomstick up his ass.\" \"The poor guy.\" \"I don't want to.\" \"You do it.\" \"Look at me.\" \"Would you by a car from me?\" \"Yes.\" \"Now, say it.\" \"I misplaced the title.\" \"With a smile.\" \"I misplaced the title.\" \"Perfect.\" \"Don't worry.\" \"These guys... don't ask questions.\" \"May I?\" \"If he touches you, just scream.\" \"But I don't have to tell you that.\" \"This will be a cinch.\" \"Get lost.\" \"Something I can do for you?\" \"I'd like to sell this car.\" \"Had a little accident, did we?\" \"We crashed into a chicken.\" \"A chicken?\" \"A very big chicken.\" \"I see.\" \"Great.\" \"Still purrs like a kitten.\" \"Not even 50,000 km, you sure that you want to sell it?\" \"Very sure.\" \"It's just body damage.\" \"So what's the catch?\" \"I... misplaced the title.\" \"I see...\" \"I follow you.\" \"That reduces the price.\" \"Got some little dents there, too.\" \"Tell you what...\" \"I'll give you 5,000.\" \"But only if nothing else's wrong with it.\" \"You're not holding anything back?\" \"Well...\" \"The rear window is gone.\" \"Saw that.\" \"And... that thing you use to look backwards... is broken - the mirror.\" \"Forget about it.\" \"And... 580 Euro.\" \"What bullshit.\" \"But he asked me.\" \"You said he wouldn't ask any questions.\" \"I didn't mean no questions whatsoever.\" \"Just not about... the car's origin.\" \"Forget it.\" \"My feet hurt.\" \"I'm tired.\" \"And I'm hungry.\" \"What's the matter?\" \"We have to go back.\" \"There's no point in going without a gift.\" \"But you promised you'd come.\" \"They all think I'm a phony anyway.\" \"I don't need their crap.\" \"I already know how it'll turn out.\" \"But your mother is counting on it.\" \"Promises are meant to be kept.\" \"Oh no, says who?\" \"Your mom?\" \"The doctor?\" \"Nurse Dorothee?\" \"I say so.\" \"Fine.\" \"You win.\" \"What did I win?\" \"That was the best day of my life.\" \"Why did they put you in a clinic?\" \"I killed my mother.\" \"You what?\" \"I was in my room... and I heard her fall.\" \"She cried out for help.\" \"She had pains in her chest.\" \"But I didn't do anything.\" \"I didn't feel like helping anymore.\" \"When I got downstairs... she was dead... and I was alone.\" \"I wrote the postman a note... asking what I should do.\" \"And I shoved the note underneath the door.\" \"The police came the next day and took me away.\" \"I can hear your heart beat.\" \"Look...\" \"The moon turned its light on.\" \"I spy with my little eye something... brown.\" \"The hat hook?\" \"My suitcase?\" \"Unbelievable, she's barefoot.\" \"Your family lives here?\" \" Ever since my mom married Heinrich.\" \"25 years ago.\" \"Looks like he's bringing... his mashinegun.\" \"There are so many people.\" \"It's better if I leave.\" \"They're really nice.\" \"You'll see.\" \"Remember what you have to say?\" \"We haven't been crazy very long, but I'm absolutely happy to be with you.\" \"We haven't been together very long, but you're absolutely crazy for me.\" \"Because I'm the smartest, most caring and most charming guy... you've ever met.\" \"We met on the tennis court.\" \"The game where the ball goes over the net.\" \" Right.\" \"And what's your name?\" \"Stefanie Rosenbaum, and I'm a doctor.\" \" Perfect.\" \"This will be a piece of cake.\" \"You need only smile and look good which you already do.\" \"We thought you'd never get here.\" \"I'm so happy.\" \"How are you?\" \"Are you hurt?\" \"We just had a little accident.\" \"We hit a chicken.\" \"It's really nothing.\" \"May I introduce...\" \"Dr. Rosenbaum.\" \"A pleasure.\" \"I had no idea you'd be bringing anyone.\" \"And she's so pretty.\" \"Don't you want to get changed?\" \"We can't.\" \"We lost our bags in the accident.\" \"Let's go to Viktor's room and find you a suit.\" \"We'll find you something nice too.\" \"Couldn't you have told me that you wouldn't be alone?\" \"Sarah came all the way from Geneva just to see you.\" \"Amazing all these people here.\" \"This is just half of them.\" \"Viktor has so many friends.\" \"It's been total chaos here for days.\" \"A regular madhouse.\" \"You can hardly imagine.\" \"I wouldn't be so sure.\" \" Pardon me?\" \"When does the wedding begin?\" \"Three hours ago.\" \"My big brother managed... to miss the service.\" \"We expected you last night.\" \"Nick was in an accident, Viktor.\" \"Here, for you.\" \"A hedge trimmer?\" \"They were out of electric ones.\" \"So you are marrying Janine.\" \"Looks that way.\" \"So you finally did it.\" \" What do you mean by that?\" \"You wanted her when she was my girl.\" \"Watch your mouth.\" \"Children, this is no day to fight.\" \"So how'd you land her, cash advance?\" \"Shut up.\" \"He didn't land me.\" \"I was the one who landed him.\" \"You're looking well.\" \"Did you think I'd still wait for you... after four years?\" \"Janine... may I introduce Nick's new girlfriend?\" \"We're recently crazy but I'm absolutely happy... to be with him.\" \"The other way around.\" \"He's the smartest, most caring and charming guy...\" \"I've ever met.\" \"You heard what she said.\" \"We met at the... tennis court.\" \" I had no idea you played.\" \"I only took it up recently.\" \"Still have a huge handicap.\" \"I need a drink.\" \"I'm hungry.\" \"Come with me.\" \"You go and pick out one of Viktor's suits.\" \"I hear you've taken up tennis.\" \"Looks that way.\" \"We absolutely must play.\" \"You always were a master when it came to balls.\" \"You look like ran into a jealous husband.\" \"I'll get you...\" \"The bubbles stuff tastes funny.\" \"Is there more?\" \"Of course.\" \"What a relief.\" \"There you are.\" \"You just have to meet Nick's girlfriend.\" \"I'm Leila.\" \"How do you do?\" \"Isn't your name Stefanie?\" \"Exactly.\" \"I'm a doctor... at the clinic.\" \"How was your trip?\" \"Fantastic.\" \"We were in a train with... a bed.\" \" How romantic.\" \"And in a taxi.\" \"You give the driver money and he takes you wherever you want.\" \"Maybe we should go sit down for dinner.\" \"Can you do that?\" \"Pardon me?\" \"Sit down?\" \"I mean... with the... broomstick?\" \"Broomstick?\" \"The broomstick... up my bottom... you mean?\" \"Did you hear that?\" \"She's got a nerve.\" \"What else did Nick tell you about his old man?\" \"Old man?\" \"He must have said something else.\" \"He said that he can't... stand you.\" \"And you're... a fart.\" \"No.\" \"An old fart... were his words.\" \"Cheers Heinrich.\" \"Nice suit.\" \"I've got the same one.\" \"You're joking.\" \"Baldessarini.\" \"Doing well for yourself, I take it?\" \"It varies.\" \"I'm founding my own company.\" \"It's quite an investment, but... to join the family business... is an opportunity not to be missed.\" \"What sort of a company are you founding?\" \"Internet.\" \"We are doing the whole interactive stuff.\" \"Too complicated to go into right now.\" \"You'd find it dull.\" \"Please pass me the wine.\" \"It's not at all dull.\" \"Viktor is an internet startup expert.\" \"That's great.\" \"I dabble in 'Angel Investment.'\" \"This tastes terrific, Mom.\" \"Is that - cilantro?\" \"It was a tough year for the I.T. Business.\" \"You can say that again.\" \"If you ever need a consultant... don't hesitate to contact me.\" \" Great.\" \"Right away after tennis.\" \"Sure thing!\" \"And who's your...\" \"CEO?\" \"My what?\" \"Martin...\" \"Rosenbaum zwerg.\" \"Martin...\" \"Rosenbaumzwerg, a really great guy.\" \"Always on time.\" \"I'd love to check you guys out.\" \"What's your domain address?\" \"Sorry, but that's strictly confidential.\" \"Your domain address... confidential.\" \"I think I have to go to the little boys' room.\" \"Those are mine.\" \"You're no fan of shoes, are you?\" \"Are you okay?\" \"So you're Nick's new girlfriend.\" \"That's what he said.\" \"Did he?\" \"For the trip.\" \"You are something else.\" \"At least you're in touch with reality.\" \"Nick has other girlfriends?\" \"Ask him yourself.\" \"The last time I saw Nick...\" \"I was his girlfriend.\" \"It was a Sunday evening.\" \"We watched a video.\" \"He went back to the rental place... to return the tape.\" \"He never came back.\" \"Never heard from him again.\" \"That was fours ago.\" \"Nick told me you dumped him.\" \"That's Nick.\" \"You can't take him for his word.\" \"What's the hell...\" \"I've got you.\" \"I thought it'd never happen.\" \"With that girl clutching at your side.\" \"What...\" \"Knock it off.\" \"Easy.\" \"You never used to be this prudish.\" \" Cut the crap.\" \"I can't right now, honestly.\" \"Just a second there.\" \"Quit it.\" \" What's wrong?\" \"Are we monogamous now... or what?\" \"What was that?\" \"Quick.\" \"Quick, it's my mother.\" \"What's got into you?\" \"In here.\" \"Let me out.\" \"Great party, huh?\" \"Internet stuff...\" \"A good-for-nothing is what he is.\" \"Said he'd bring a fridge and comes with a hedge trimmer.\" \"You know he's broke.\" \"But he did bring his lovely girlfriend.\" \"She doesn't even know her own name.\" \"But she's very unique.\" \"Viktor seems to think so, too.\" \"Are you having a good time?\" \"Are we ever.\" \"I like your girlfriend.\" \"She's a bit shy.\" \"Shy?\" \"You're a lovely couple.\" \"In spite of... the past...\" \"I wanted to say...\" \"I think it's great that I can join your business.\" \"And I really would like to...\" \"And I just want to say... thank you.\" \"Thank me?\" \"Are you joking?\" \"You'll have to try harder.\" \"First, you show up late without appropriate gift.\" \"Then you lie through your teeth.\" \"I've got to put up with your bizarre... girlfriend's... incessant insults.\" \"Now, she's going after the groom.\" \"And then... you've got the nerve to ask me for a job.\" \"Me.\" \"The uptight old fart with a broomstick up his ass.\" \"I didn't do anything.\" \"I just wanted to dance with her.\" \"We need help.\" \"After all, I am the groom.\" \"It's me.\" \"What are you doing?\" \"What's that pill for?\" \"Nothing, it's just to calm her nerves.\" \"Everything is under control.\" \"What's wrong with her?\" \"Does it happen a lot?\" \"She doesn't like to be touched.\" \"An epileptic fit.\" \"Nonsense.\" \"I'm calling for help, it's a heart attack.\" \"I've got it under control.\" \"Are you insane?\" \"She needs help.\" \"Of course she does.\" \"She belongs in a nuthouse.\" \"It's Viktor's car.\" \"Be careful not to scratch it.\" \"I'm sorry for everything.\" \"I am so worried about you.\" \"The poor thing.\" \"And such a nice girl.\" \"Where are we going?\" \"Back to the clinic.\" \"No.\" \"I don't want to.\" \"I want to be with you.\" \"You can't be with me.\" \"You need help!\" \"You have to help me.\" \" No, I can't!\" \"You have episodes all the time... and we're out of pills.\" \"You need help.\" \"You need a medical care.\" \"I need you.\" \"But I don't need you.\" \"I've got enough problems.\" \"And then you tell Heinrich the broomstick story.\" \"How stupid is that?\" \"What am I supposed to do now?\" \"You really would stay with me?\" \"You don't even know me.\" \"Yes I do.\" \"I do know you.\" \"We took a train together.\" \"And a taxi.\" \"We danced... and we slept in the same bed.\" \"Come on.\" \"You'll catch cold.\" \"Have a seat.\" \"I'll be right back.\" \"It's just for a short phone call.\" \"I'll be right back.\" \"In case you get thirsty.\" \"And no wandering off.\" \"Is nobody there?\" \"Dr. Bl\u00f6chinger.\" \"Who is this?\" \" The utility cart guy.\" \"You?\" \"What do you want?\" \"Leila's with me.\" \"What?\" \"Bring her back, right now.\" \" She won't let me.\" \"I'll say where she is and you can pick her up.\" \"You have no idea what you've done.\" \"She had a lot of fun.\" \"Leila doesn't need fun, she needs therapy.\" \"I do not think that she missed her therapy too much.\" \"Excuse me?\" \"You listen to me... you buffoon.\" \"You praetorian ass.\" \"Leila needs somebody to look after her.\" \"And you are the man for the job?\" \"Mark my words.\" \"I'll take you to court for kidnapping.\" \"She's at the Hamburg train station.\" \"Pick her up.\" \"Police?\" \"There's been a kidnapping.\" \"Excuse me... young lady.\" \"Something I can do for you?\" \"My friend's making a phone call.\" \"He said he'd be right back.\" \"Are you sure you don't need any help?\" \"I have to use the little boys' room.\" \"On the left-hand side.\" \"At the end of the hall you'll find the bathroom.\" \"I can't leave.\" \"He'll come back and won't find me.\" \"I'll tell you what.\" \"I'll wait here.\" \"You go to the toilet, and when he comes back...\" \"I'll tell him where you are.\" \"Come on...\" \"I'll be quick.\" \"Let's go.\" \"Let go of him.\" \"Let go of him.\" \"You're in good company.\" \"It wasn't my idea to bail you out.\" \"I should be on my honeymoon.\" \"Heinrich put up your bail.\" \"You've got a restraining order and a criminal record.\" \"But he's still willing to talk about your future.\" \"Maybe you'll even thank him for it.\" \"You can keep the suit.\" \"Consider it a gift.\" \"What are you doing here?\" \"I've come to see Leila.\" \"Bl\u00f6chinger will call the police if she sees you.\" \"There's a restraining order.\" \"Will you give her a message?\" \"What is it?\" \"Tell her...\" \"Tell her that I'm sorry.\" \"What are you doing?\" \"You are not to do that.\" \"Do you hear me?\" \"Never, never, never.\" \"I want to see him.\" \"I don't want to be gone.\" \"I only want to be with him.\" \"He was here.\" \"He was here?\" \"It will be okay.\" \"What's going on here?\" \"I want to see him.\" \"Whom?\" \"Him.\" \"She means the cleaning guy.\" \"The cleaning guy?\" \"Oh, for heaven's sake.\" \"What's gotten into you?\" \"I love him.\" \"That's nonsense.\" \"Why?\" \"Have you been in love before?\" \"There, you see.\" \"Then you can't know if you love him.\" \"We... danced.\" \"That doesn't mean anything.\" \" It does, too.\" \"We danced with one another.\" \"I know that I love him, because... because I know.\" \"It's right here.\" \"Inside of me.\" \"And you...\" \"You don't know have a clue about life.\" \"Not a clue.\" \"Because I have a boyfriend and you don't.\" \"You... old cow.\" \"We danced.\" \"We bought bus tickets.\" \"And we ate ice cream.\" \"And we shot for flowers.\" \"We slept in the same bed.\" \"We gazed at the moon.\" \"And I heard his heart beat.\" \"Let's have a look at you.\" \"We have to make a good impression.\" \"It's a sign of good faith that Heinrich invited you to this dinner.\" \"Only company big wigs are attending.\" \"Come on, we can pull this off.\" \"You're suit is wrinkled.\" \"At least our new boss looks sharper than the last one.\" \"Streamlined corporate structure.\" \"Cushy profit curves.\" \"Welcome on board.\" \"Reporting for duty.\" \"What did I tell you?\" \"Mr. Keller.\" \"Charmed.\" \"Hello, partner.\" \"We ended on a rather dramatic note.\" \"But we're going to generously overlook that.\" \"After all, we've all got a skeleton in the closet.\" \"This shouldn't inhibit our company cultures from fusing.\" \"I intend on making our synergy as fruitful as possible.\" \"We'll be working very closely together in the future.\" \"So gentlemen...\" \"Let the festivities begin.\" \"You sit across from Sarah.\" \"So I asked, \"how does 4.2 million in severance pay sound?\"\" \"And he says, \"not so rosy.\"\" \"So then I said, \"well how about 3.9 million?\"\" \"He just gulped.\" \"I said, \"all you have to do is sign here.\"\" \"And ta-da!\" \"A perfect, hostile takeover.\" \"Downsizing was unavoidable.\" \"The old boat was just too heavy.\" \"About 5,000 people got the plank.\" \"But you gotta lose weight to win the race.\" \"Needless to say, it was a risky venture... taking over the operation.\" \"Today nobody takes risks anymore.\" \"And what's the moral of the story?\" \"Always trust your instincts.\" \"In my line of work, you have to know exactly what you want.\" \"That's what I expect of you.\" \"The Courage... to make unpopular decisions.\" \"If you want to get anywhere... learn to make your own choices.\" \"Are you okay?\" \"Mr. Keller...\" \"Why are you here?\" \"You're the doctor.\" \"You're faking.\" \"You may be an imbecile... but you're perfectly healthy.\" \"I hear voices.\" \"Oh really?\" \"What do they say?\" \"That I have to see Leila.\" \"What are you trying to do?\" \"Pass for insane so you can have a good time with one of my patients?\" \"I might be able to help her.\" \"Don't you think you've helped her enough?\" \"Dragging the poor girl across the country... pretending to love her... and then abandoning her when it suits you.\" \"I wasn't pretending with her.\" \"You don't know what you've let loose in Leila.\" \"She needs me.\" \"Nobody here needs you.\" \"I'm in love.\" \"With me?\" \"No.\" \"With Leila.\" \"When I first saw her, she was about to hang herself.\" \"And then she followed me home.\" \"I just felt sorry for her at first.\" \"Although my life was as messed up as hers.\" \"But those three days I spent with Leila... were the best of my entire life.\" \"You really want to do this?\" \"And you expect me to help you?\" \"Please.\" \"You're wearing pyjamas.\" \"I moved in today.\" \"Will you stay with me now?\" \"Yes.\" \"For ever and always?\" \"Yes.\" \"Good.\" \"The moon turned its light on.\" \"8 months later...\" \"Up ahead there's fruits and things like that.\" \"We push the cart like this.\" \"Nice and relaxed.\" \"We look around... and when we see something we like... we stop for a second.\" \"I like this potato.\" \"How about you?\" \"It's very nice.\" \"That's shopping.\" \"That's it?\" \"Kid's stuff.\" \"Now, it's your turn.\" \"I like this root.\" \"How about you?\" \"It's very nice.\" \"You can already do it by yourself.\""} +{"text": "\"No one wants to live out their last years in a hospital, but people do.\" \"There's not much we can do for them except try to protect their dignity, and, of course, bet on them.\" \" Come on, Mr Gilmore.\" \" Come on, Colonel Mustard!\" \"Ha!\" \"Pay up.\" \"Can I get some Jell-O, please?\" \"Jell-O is for winners.\" \" What?\" \" I'm just kidding.\" \"We'll have some sent to your room.\" \"Thank you.\" \"You'll not believe the trouble I'm having finding a place to live.\" \"What happened with that guest house?\" \"It's fully furnished, and the owner of the main house is just great.\" \"In fact, if you look out the window, you can see him right now.\" \"Oh, he's perfect.\" \"Perfect for what?\" \"Yeah, I think I'm gonna keep looking.\" \"Things were going better for Elliot.\" \" Thanks for the movie.\" \" You're welcome for the movie.\" \"For some reason, Jake was able to handle the piping-hot giant bowl of crazy that is Elliot Reid.\" \"Oh, God!\" \"I locked the door when a black guy walked by.\" \"He'll think I think he's dangerous cos he's black.\" \"Not just black, but with an actual 'fro, which I don't find scary at all.\" \"Not like the zig-zags and the cornrows and stuff.\" \" My night's ruined.\" \" No it isn't.\" \"Hey, did you think she was locking the door cos you're black?\" \"I thought she was locking the door.\" \"Thanks, man.\" \"Better?\" \"Coolio.\" \"Let's go get some ice cream.\" \"Unfortunately for Jake, he still had to pass muster with Turk and me, and nothing is quite as daunting as our good guy test.\" \"Well, I could use a beer.\" \"I got this round.\" \"Be right back.\" \" Good guy.\" \" Great guy.\" \" Oh, my God.\" \" Excellent choice.\" \"And finished.\" \"I remember the bordello being bigger.\" \"There were probably more prostitutes.\" \"But maybe I just remember it that way cos I was a kid.\" \"It was my 12th birthday.\" \"I asked for a bike.\" \"I got a 48-year-old whore.\" \"It's beautiful.\" \"It's almost a shame I get these casts off in a week.\" \" A month.\" \" A what?\" \"I worked too hard.\" \"Take 'em off in a month.\" \"I'll call my orthopaedist.\" \"Dr Murphy, I'd have more sympathy if this were the first time you'd broke your feet working in the morgue.\" \"It's like corpses are out to get me.\" \"If only.\" \"Anyway, I need you to give up this thing.\" \"No offence, son, but I can't have a delusional bozo like you driving a motorised vehicle around this hospital.\" \"Well, if it isn't the Sullivan Street Cathouse!\" \"What are you doing?\" \"Dr Kelso told me to stand here at exactly 12.05 with my lunch, but I don't know why.\" \"Thanks, Ted!\" \"Everybody, gather around here.\" \"Circle it up.\" \"Bring it in nice and tight.\" \"I know I'm pretty quick to point out other people's mistakes, but I have a son now, and I also realise that it's important to recognise when someone does something right.\" \"Mr Blake, down in bed three, came in here with what seemed like a basic heart block, but someone took the time to find out that recently he'd been camping, and correctly diagnosed him with Lyme carditis.\" \"Some of you are gonna think this is a silly exercise, but I'd like that someone to step forward and stick your hand up in the air so that the group can recognise your great good work.\" \"This is no time to be modest.\" \"Come now.\" \"Oh, my God, it was me!\" \"I did it.\" \"I'm a genius.\" \"I'm a huge brain in a ripped-up body.\" \"I am Jesus H. Cox., M.D.\" \"Still, I probably couldn't have done it by myself.\" \"I'd like to recognise some of the other players involved.\" \"There was the intern who originally misdiagnosed the patient.\" \" That's me.\" \" Put your hand down.\" \"Then there was the resident who confirmed that misdiagnosis.\" \"I was up late watching a Designing Women marathon.\" \"And last but not least, there was the surgeon who wanted to crack open Mr Blake's chest like a walnut and put in a pacemaker that he didn't even need.\" \"He's too modest to introduce himself to the group, so I'll do the honours.\" \"He is so black, so bald, and he can't eat cupcakes because he's got diabetes.\" \"Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Turk.\" \"Can you just get out of here so we can get back to work?\" \"Not until people start chanting my name, so that I can exit the room with my hands held high above my head in a victorious gesture.\" \"See, this diagnosing machine, this fabulous thing, well, it runs on props, so I'm going to need to hear it.\" \"Come now.\" \"Cox.\" \"Cox.\" \"Cox.\" \"Me.\" \"Me.\" \"Me.\" \"Oh, so me!\" \"I've never connected with a guy like this.\" \"It's only been two weeks.\" \"I know Jake better than I know myself.\" \" What does he do for a living?\" \" I should know that.\" \"What's the sex like?\" \"What makes you think that I have slept with him?\" \"You've known him more than ten minutes.\" \"You are a weird and angry man!\" \"Two bits.\" \"I've been thinking about my relationships.\" \"Every time one has potential, I go too fast and ruin everything.\" \"Jake's not gettin' any.\" \"You're half a glass of wine away from nuding up and doing your go-to move.\" \" Which is?\" \" Her on top, eyes closed yelling, \"Don't look at me!\"\" \" Sex is disgusting.\" \" I know, sweetie.\" \"Look...\" \"I am attracted to Jake, but I'm an adult.\" \"I can control my urges.\" \"No means no.\" \"Gotta go.\" \" 'Night, Elliot.\" \" Good night, Jake.\" \"I'll check back with you after I look in on a few other patients.\" \"Mr Evans!\" \"What the hell?\" \"Four, please.\" \"Try not to breathe on the chrome, Lurch.\" \"Out of my way, minions.\" \"You might want to pick up a pamphlet on that new thing called chewing.\" \"Hey, can I get...\" \"One second.\" \"Cox!\" \"Cox!\" \"Cox!\" \"I eat here all the time.\" \"Oh, yeah.\" \"Guy's choking!\" \"I can't clear his airway.\" \"Call 911!\" \"He'll be brain dead by...\" \"I'm gonna do an emergency trach.\" \"Let me get a knife!\" \"A clean knife!\" \"And can I get a number two, no sour cream?\" \"Hey, now, great work back there, Gandhi.\" \"What a story, huh?\" \"Blood, bravery, illegal immigrants...\" \"It had it all.\" \"When you tell Carla about this, the next time you two have sex, there's a slight chance that she actually just might think about you.\" \"Perry, Perry, Perry.\" \"You know what the difference between us is?\" \"Besides the fact that I can carry a conversation without checking my own reflection every five seconds?\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"I get lost in my eyes.\" \"Anyway, I'm not gonna tell anyone about this because unlike you unlike you, I got into medicine to help people, not for my own personal glory.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Now that's just a load of crap.\" \"The only reason anybody ever does anything is to feed the ego, because that's what we are, ego monsters.\" \"Mark my words, eventually you will tell people what you did.\" \" Oh, we'll see.\" \" Yeah, we'll see.\" \" Yeah.\" \"We will see.\" \" We will so see!\" \" Want to call it?\" \" That's a good idea.\" \"See you later.\" \"I don't know how to avoid sleeping with Jake.\" \"It's easy.\" \"If you find yourself in a romantic situation, do something that's a turn-off.\" \"Like how you can swallow your whole fist.\" \"No way!\" \"She can't do that!\" \"Calm down, boys.\" \"Let me just ask.\" \"Can you really swallow your whole fist?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Don't ruin it.\" \"Men are twisted.\" \"Do you guys have any other ideas?\" \"I don't have time to be dealing with your little sex pickle.\" \"Really?\" \"She spent two years dealing with yours.\" \"I hate that thing.\" \"Sir, you probably haven't noticed this, but the floors around here are so clean you can see yourself in them.\" \"Why you handsome son of a gun!\" \"Have you looked at me lately, fellas?\" \"Oh, bellissimo!\" \"I know we haven't taken care of that asbestos thing, and I know some toilets flush upward...\" \"Get to the point.\" \"My battery power is running low.\" \"The one thing that I'm proud of is that these floors are so clean you could eat off of 'em.\" \"Why is that?\" \"If you're going to throw food on the floor, you can just eat there from now on.\" \"Soup night was the worst.\" \"All-righty.\" \"Point proving time.\" \"Carla, I assume tubby hubby here told you what happened at the taco stand.\" \"Tell me you didn't try to get free guacamole again by telling them you were married to one of their people.\" \"No, I did not!\" \"I don't have the need to make everything about me.\" \"I'm not that pathetic.\" \"So, what did happen at the taco stand?\" \"There are people in life who know how to push your buttons...\" \"The guy started choking, so I sprung into action and gave him an emergency trach.\" \"Yeah.\" \"It's important to have a plan to deal with it, even if it means never being alone with someone.\" \"Wow, Body Heat's a sexy movie, huh?\" \"Doesn't Kathleen Turner have dynamite nerps?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Of course, if that person is stubborn, there's not much you can do.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"I'd love to help you, but I could give a horse's patootie about your floors.\" \"My floors are my children!\" \"I've given them names!\" \"The key is to figure out a way to not let them get the best of you.\" \"Honestly, it was like death and I had a staring match and, well, death blinked.\" \"All of you know I'm not one to toot my own horn, but beep, beep.\" \"OK, that's it!\" \"That's it!\" \"I can't take this anymore!\" \"That's it!\" \"I saved the guy, people.\" \"Death blinked at me!\" \"You got that?\" \"He blinked at me!\" \" OK?\" \"!\" \" Yeah!\" \"Oh, doesn't that feel so much better?\" \"I am so proud of you.\" \"Well struck.\" \"So well struck.\" \"Yes.\" \"It's just the way I called it.\" \"Grandpa Goatee to win,\" \"Pee Pants to place and Wrong-Way Wally not to finish.\" \" He does have glaucoma.\" \" I should've been told!\" \"It wouldn't have mattered.\" \"You know why?\" \"Because I am always right.\" \"It's something my pal Gandhi knows a little something about because, you see, we are both egotistical peas in a giant narcissistic pod.\" \"And to prove my point,\" \"I am going to go ahead and make an unnecessarily showy, but undeniably impressive, exit.\" \"Rope time, Gandhi.\" \"Feel it.\" \"I'll see you later.\" \"I would so mock him right now if I wasn't so turned on.\" \"I'm not like that, am I?\" \"Actually, Turk, you are slightly Cox-ish.\" \"Yeah.\" \"The way you do that victory dance every time you win the slightest argument.\" \" No, I don't.\" \" Maybe not.\" \"You know, Turk, you were right.\" \"Next year is not a leap year.\" \"Damn it!\" \"Thanks for giving me a ride to work.\" \"I hope you didn't mind J.D. tagging along.\" \" Next time he'll let you sit up front.\" \" Maybe she'll yell \"shotgun\" faster.\" \" Bye.\" \" Bye.\" \"Elliot, you can't keep taking J.D. everywhere you go.\" \"You're gonna have to trust yourself.\" \"No, I won't, Carla.\" \"The system is working.\" \"Trust me.\" \"I will not be having sex with Jake anytime soon.\" \"That seems like a strange thing to announce to your friends.\" \" I just came back to get my keys.\" \" This is so awkward.\" \"Look away.\" \"Look away!\" \" All your references checked out.\" \" I never gave you any references.\" \"Where the hell's my Rascal?\" \"How do you like my new floor waxer?\" \"That's not yours!\" \"That's my car thing.\" \"You just painted it!\" \" I did not.\" \" You've got green paint on your face.\" \"I do...\" \"Well, that's not paint.\" \"That's pudding.\" \"Even if this was the Rascal, you can't prove anything.\" \"And it's no good to hide it from me cos I got keys to everything.\" \"Except the third floor mental ward.\" \"Someone stole that one.\" \" Was he smoking a gavel?\" \" Seemed to be.\" \"Well, if you'll excuse me, I have work to do.\" \"Floors to wax!\" \"Floors to wax!\" \"Why do I have to have my gallbladder taken out?\" \"Because, Mr Hoffner, you have gallstones.\" \"Why do I have gallstones?\" \"Did you possibly eat a gall-boulder and then fall on your stomach?\" \"Do I need my gallbladder?\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"It is a completely useless organ.\" \"Wait, that's not completely true.\" \"It turns out we could remove it and then jam it in your mouth to keep you from asking the question we've been over for three days.\" \"Come on.\" \"We're both in a position to get good news.\" \"You'll feel better, I'm gonna get the most annoying patient out of my hair.\" \"Plus, you're in a bonus situation.\" \"I hand-picked the surgeon that you're going to be torturing.\" \" Here he is now.\" \" Is this the gallbladder guy?\" \"Do I need my gallbladder?\" \"Enjoy.\" \" I'm giving up on men.\" \" Just call him.\" \" You can't make me.\" \" Unfortunately,\" \"I know that the guy you're dating is always under speed dial number one.\" \"Constipation Hotline.\" \"Two is your current boyfriend.\" \" Hello?\" \" Frick.\" \"Listen, Jake...\" \"It's not that I'm never going to have sex with you.\" \"I'm going to, and believe me, when I am on top, eyes closed and screaming, you're gonna be happy you waited.\" \"I'm gonna go ahead and take you off speaker phone.\" \"Hi.\" \" So, are you a good surgeon?\" \" I'm capable.\" \"Capable.\" \"I'm not sure I want the surgery.\" \"Gandhi... a word.\" \"Look, I know what you're doing in there.\" \"You think if you act like Dr Sad Sack, the patient's gonna opt out of surgery, and I'll have to spend yet another week with a man who has such an attachment to his gallbladder that, left to his devices, he would rent a room and have sex with it.\" \"Now, come on.\" \"I need you to sling that\" \"\"I'm gonna get freaky-deeky with my... chisel... and swizzle up the dizzle for my... bee-ai-itch...\"\" \"...stuff that you know you do so well.\" \"Sorry, I'm not that guy anymore.\" \"Are you sure I don't need my gallbladder?\" \"Oh... dear...\" \"Lord.\" \"The reason I've been acting so weird and having my friends around is because I think we have a shot for something great.\" \"I didn't want to ruin it by sleeping with you too fast.\" \" What was I supposed to do?\" \" You could have just told me that.\" \"Yes, but you're forgetting I'm crazy.\" \"Elliot, please.\" \"Look, everybody has their stuff.\" \"Like me.\" \"I'm emotional.\" \"I've always had trouble expressing it.\" \"Here, tell me you like my shirt.\" \" I like your shirt.\" \" Cool.\" \"OK, now tell me my childhood dog, Buster, was never put down, and we're gonna be reunited this weekend.\" \"You can paraphrase.\" \" Buster's coming home.\" \" Cool.\" \"There's no difference, and Buster meant the world to me.\" \"I really like you, Elliot, but I'm an adult.\" \"I want this to be an adult relationship.\" \"If you want to be patient and not have sex right away, then that's fine, because I think we have a chance for something great too.\" \" I want you so bad right now.\" \" Cool.\" \"Guess I should get goin'.\" \"You paged in the middle of a busy day.\" \"Better be important.\" \" What were you doing?\" \" Sleeping in a mop closet.\" \"You forced me to do this.\" \"Either we figure out a way to share the Rascal, or neither one of us gets it.\" \"It's your move.\" \"You've got eight seconds before this becomes rubble.\" \"Five seconds.\" \"Come on.\" \"This is gonna hurt you more than it hurts me.\" \"I doubt it.\" \"You moved my car there, didn't you?\" \"Like I said... a key to everything.\" \"I know it sounds corny, but we made a big difference in that person's life.\" \"I hope she digs her new cans.\" \"You did great work.\" \"You know, it's not about me.\" \" Assisted five.\" \"I'll take it.\" \" Walk with me.\" \"I cannot believe that you are the one I have to tell this.\" \"Ego is good, ya dumbass.\" \"The reason that guy wants you to be his surgeon, the reason that she is borderline attracted to you and she so desperately wants to marry you.\" \"Page me when you're headed home.\" \"Bottom line, in medicine, half of pulling it off is believing you're the biggest, badass of a doctor to ever walk these halls.\" \"Want to see how you end up if you don't believe that?\" \"I don't know how it happened again, but it did.\" \"As I gangsta-leaned down the hallway in the rad new wheels I found by the Dumpster,\" \"I couldn't help but think how ego affects everything.\" \"Without a healthy dose of it, you can't trust yourself to do what you want.\" \"I don't think that we're going too quick.\" \"By the way, what do you do?\" \"I make and distribute Hungarian pornography.\" \" I'm a real estate developer.\" \" Thank God.\" \"Of course, with too much ego, you can end up losing something you wish you still had.\" \"You OK?\" \"I'm not used to walking from my office to the nurses station.\" \"But with the right amount, nothing can get in your way.\" \"I am going to yank that gallbladder out of you so fast, your spleen is gonna say, \"What happened to Frank?\"\" \"That's right, your kidney named your gallbladder Frank.\" \"I don't want you to worry about this another second, OK?\" \"Cos I'm the man!\" \"I am the man.\" \"Look at you!\" \"High-five.\""} +{"text": "\"World War 3.\" \"Hot and cold.\" \"Lasted from...\" \"Hold.\" \"Female.\" \"Rover pack has her, 125 yards.\" \"Solo, waiting to move in, 75 yards.\" \"Don't ...your stinking... all over this god damn..get away from me, No.....\" \"Get away from me, nooo... ..Help me!\" \"Help me!\" \"Yeah, yeah.\" \"Hey, see her jerk when I cut her?\" \"Hold, one more.\" \"You're still constantly overreacting.\" \"I've absolutely no idea how I managed to keep you alive so long.\" \"And I wouldn't bother going down in there unless your taste has changed radically\" \"They left an ugly mess.\" \"I said, they left a mess!\" \"I heard you.\" \"The poor swine all my directives go completely unregarded.\" \"Sometimes you're just as ignorant as any other common rover.\" \"One indication of a female alone and leave caution to the wind, and the eyes glaze glands swell and the brain freezes.\" \"I can't see a thing in there....smell it!\" \"I thought you were doing all the scouting today, Vic.\" \"Damn it Blood, don't give me a hard time, smell it!\" \"It's clean.\" \"Ain't that a shame.\" \"Hell, they didn't have to cut her.\" \"She could have been used three or more times.\" \"Ah, war is hell.\" \"All right.\" \"Run it again.\" \"You're so funny when you are sexually frustrated.\" \"And I'm funny enough to kick you upside the butt!\" \"I said find and I ain't kidding.\" \"One does not said ain't, Albert, simply say I'm not kidding.\" \"Fine, dog meat.\" \"And stop calling me Albert.\" \"Ah, and you would stone a poor defenseless animal, wouldn't you.\" \"Yes, I can tell that would I could tell by your short breath and your disgusting aggressive behavior, that you would.\" \"And that's because you're not a nice person, Albert.\" \"You're not a nice person at all.\" \"Do I gawk at you when you're working?\" \"I'll locate a female if there is one.\" \"You go look for food.\" \"woohoo, yeah, sonofabitch why don't you shove it\" \"hey, what's going on?\" \"I detect no living female person in my range, sir.\" \"I have sniffed and I have cast and I have a negative reading.\" \"However I'd be happy to tell you a suggestive story if that would help\" \"Pass, fuzzy-butt.\" \"A cautious young man named Lodge had seat belts installed in his dodge.\" \"When his date was strapped in he committed a sin, without leaving the garage.\" \"That's clever, isn't it?\" \"Let's see, from March 1953 to June...\" \"Now Albert, you have all the cranial capacity of a canary.\" \"Now, I'm going to recount these events of historical significance once again\" \"Now please try to assimilate them this time.\" \"WW3, hot and cold, lasted from June 1950 to March 1983 when the Vatican armistice was signed between the Eastern and Western blocs, a total of 33 years.\" \"Is it too fast for you?\" \"No, I'm right with you.\" \"Oh, good.\" \"Now World War 4 lasted 5 days just long enough for the final missiles to leave their silos on both sides.\" \"What's left here were once homes and families with warm hearths...\" \"Hee, hee, would you get off my back you mad dog, hehehe\" \"Now, only desolation, civilization lies smothered and decaying under an ocean of mud belonging to anyone who's strong enough to kick and fight and take it for their own.\" \"God, that's dramatic, I like it.\" \"So, spread about us, the city of Phoenix, Arizona where in 2006, 18 odd years ago you managed to come into the world and we became associates.\" \"Now, let's hear that back.\" \"Now let run through the modern presidents.\" \"What good is this history crap going to do me?\" \"Just do the Presidents.\" \"Oh, God...\" \"Eisenhower, Truman..\" \"Truman, Eisenhower\" \"Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon...\" \"Kennedy, Kennedy...\" \"Your continued narrow-minded refusal to believe in Over The Hill, is possibly costing us a better life, you know.\" \"Over The Hill, my ass.\" \"Well when do we start looking for it again?\" \"Soon as I get my heart started?\" \"I mean let's stop the crap..\" \"I know what you mean, over the hill where the deer and the antelope play and it's warm and clean and we can relax and have fun\" \"Man, they grow food right out of the ground.\" \"How do like that pipe dream?\" \"It's called farming.\" \"Oh, I believe you.\" \"And they also have a great crop of clothes and guns and gorgeous chicks.\" \"Now you're gonna tell me how so saw the whole thing with your baby blues.\" \"Never said I saw, I said I heard about it.\" \"And from who?\" \"From whom, and you know from whom.\" \"And whom the hell's gonna believe a police dog?\" \"I'm sorry Blood.\" \"I believe you about Over the Hill.\" \"Hell, I believe anything you tell me.\" \"and even if we don't know for sure, it's worth checking, right?\" \"Right?\" \"Whatever you say.\" \"We will go, just like I promised.\" \"Right now I'm hungry and I wanna get laid.\" \"So find me a broad and we'll go to the promised land.\" \"That's what you always say.\" \"I know, I know, but I mean it this time.\" \"Find me a chick and we'll go.\" \"I'm hungry.\" \"So am I!\" \"I tell you what.\" \"You go find a chick and I'll hustle us up some food.\" \"I'm hungry.\" \"You already said that, God damn it and I just said...\" \"I can't do good work when I'm hungry.\" \"You ain't pulling that crap on me again.\" \"And you shove that part about how you lost the ability to hunt for food when you learned how to talk!\" \"Oh hell all you're good for is finding hard, stingy scum bags, that are just liable to cut off my Goddamn....\" \"No food, no females.\" \"Okay you just sit there on your flabby butt while I do all the god damn work.\" \"I'll tell you one goddamn thing, you better do some tracking;\" \"it's been six weeks since I been laid and it sure as hell ain't been that long since you ate.\" \"By god it damn well may be if you don't start producing.\" \"Leroy's here.\" \"Heave, heave, pull, pull on that line!\" \"Pull on it!\" \"Pull....\" \"Get out of there, hey you junkies, get that dirt out of there.\" \"Must be something special.\" \"You got the whole bunch.\" \"You get up and get in that hole.\" \"Get up!\" \"You get yourself up or you ain't never gonna get up!\" \"How'd he know there'd be a house here...he' smart, that's how.\" \"Wonder why they hang around him?\" \"Hmmm, probably just charisma.\" \"Hey there...\" \"You dig.\" \"Move your foot if you don't want...hey, watch where you're going!\" \"Where'd you...it?\" \"Maybe he ain't heard about it?\" \"Hey!\" \"Play!\" \"Play melancholy baby!\" \"Winds were soft, rains were wet, mountains were high, things....\" \"God, I wish he'd tune that.\" \"Well?\" \"I don't know.\" \"Chet got Cracker Jack to here.\" \"Think he just might do.\" \"Maybe.\" \"Get out of here..\" \"Look at that.\" \"Real beer.\" \"Keep your hands off of that.\" \"Now get away from here.\" \"Sigh.\" \"Look at all that food.\" \"I'll knock your stupid head in.\" \"You and who else?\" \"You all right.\" \"I need shoes.\" \"Anybody see some shoes?\" \"Hey you pigs get down there and dig.\" \"This place ought to be loaded.\" \"Get it out of there.\" \"Might work.\" \"We'll wait like we always do.\" \"Hell with waiting.\" \"Vic, come back here!\" \"Get away from here, help help, he's taking our bag, help help.\" \"Get back down in here, you idiots, get back in here.\" \"Leave him go.\" \"Oh shut up.\" \"At least he's got some guts.\" \"Get out of here and guard that wagon.\" \"He got our bag.\" \"Run boy!\" \"Come back any time, though.\" \"Dig you...\" \"That's our boy.\" \"Put out the cheese.\" \"What do you want to do tonight?\" \"Oh, doesn't really matter to me.\" \"Whatever you would like to do, Albert...uh, Vic.\" \"Well, hell, now that we're loaded, I guess we could hit the turf.\" \"Yes, we could do that.\" \"Well if you rather not...\" \"Oh no, no, no, that would be fine.\" \"We could probably even afford a little pop..popcorn.\" \"Mats good for the rifle, put in the water there.\" \"They're getting wet there; move them over, goes to rust fast.\" \"Move on along.\" \"You money grabbing toad, you move my stuff over!\" \"Move his heat; we don't want no trouble tonight.\" \"If it picks up one rust spot, you're going to wake up with a crowd around you.\" \"Sardines...\" \"We could use some.\" \"What about the mutt.\" \"He ain't no mutt.\" \"You wanna see the movies or don't you.\" \"Peaches.\" \"How the hell am I supposed to know that?\" \"You can read, can't you?\" \"Peaches for the dog.\" \"Beets are better for him any way.\" \"There's a screamer 'bout a mile out.\" \"Where's he heading?\" \"You think I'd stick around to find out?\" \"I said screamers.\" \"I want popcorn.\" \"Pass.\" \"You said we'd get some.\" \"Who said.\" \"Come on, Albert, buy me some popcorn.\" \"I'm tapped, you can live without it.\" \"You're just being an ass.\" \"You just remember that the next time you want to call me Albert.\" \"I hope the next time you play with yourself you go blind.\" \"Come on let's sit there in front.\" \"Sit down!\" \"Get your ass over there, I want to sit here.\" \"How can you enjoy a show without popcorn.\" \"All right tightwad, watch the master at work.\" \"Charity is a thing of the past.\" \"There's a female in here.\" \"You're nuts.\" \"I tell you she's in here.\" \"Where?\" \"Where is she?\" \"Wait a minute.\" \"Come out here, I want to talk to you.\" \"Lying egg sucker, I ought to kick your tail up around your ears.\" \"Expect me to believe you can whiff her when there ain't no other dog in the whole joint that's caught her yet?\" \"Now you forget my infallibility, Albert, that's foolish.\" \"No I didn't forget, I just don't believe it.\" \"Where is she?\" \"Knock it off.\" \"How the hell can I see the picture?\" \"Get them out of here, sic the dogs on them.\" \"Call off the dog...\" \"Ok, all right I was dumb, you taught me all I know, I believe everything you say.\" \"That wasn't her was it?\" \"Come on.\" \"She might get away.\" \"I'll buy you the popcorn.\" \"Bottom line, you're a brain with an educated nose and there's no other canine in your class.\" \"She's dressed like a solo wearing a knit cap.\" \"Where's the kid?\" \"He's spending the night with Johnny Lambert.\" \"Oh, please, take me now.\" \"Come on, get up.\" \"Not yet guys.\" \"Damn it darling, cry!\" \"Look what I found.\" \"Okay?\" \"Which way did she go?\" \"To the right.\" \"Come on.\" \"Not Troy or Hitchcock.\" \"That's it for tonight, shut 'her down.\" \"That stupid broad.\" \"She's in there where the screamers hole up.\" \"They're not in there now, she's in there alone.\" \"Screamers.\" \"Damn it.\" \"How the hell am I going to nail her in there?\" \"Simple, stop shaking like a leaf and go in there and do it.\" \"You sure it's clean?\" \"Albert, have I ever lied to you?\" \"Go over there, and I'm going to get one of them mats.\" \"You make one move off there and I'll shoot your leg right out from under you and you'll still get it except you'll be without a leg.\" \"Well what are you looking at?\" \"What's your name?\" \"Vic.\" \"Vic what?\" \"Just Vic.\" \"Then what are your mother and father's names?\" \"Boy are you a dumb broad.\" \"I told you to stop looking at me like that or I'll bust your teeth out.\" \"Now get that stuff off.\" \"What's your name?\" \"Quilla June Holmes.\" \"That's a weird name.\" \"It's not.\" \"My mother says it's not that unusual back in Oklahoma.\" \"That where your folks come from?\" \"Before the war.\" \"They must be pretty old by now.\" \"They are, but they're okay I guess.\" \"Hmm, this one's better....\" \"Now what?\" \"Rover pack. 23 strong.\" \"They got the building surrounded.\" \"Great, some other mutt must have smelled her in the theater.\" \"Who are you talking to?\" \"Him.\" \"The dog?\" \"Give them the girl.\" \"Dig in and stand them off.\" \"They don't know about us.\" \"Just give them the girl and let's get out of here.\" \"We stay.\" \"Now you got any helpful suggestions?\" \"Yeah, pull up your pants, Romeo.\" \"Now will you listen to reason?\" \"There's too many of them.\" \"You're going to get us shot up.\" \"Damn fool.\" \"There's only one way out of here.\" \"Boxed in, that's no good.\" \"out there in the big room...what...\" \"Hello dog, hello...\" \"Oh Jesus... they'll probably come down the ladder...\" \"What's a matter, don't you talk to strangers?\" \"Shut up will you!\" \"I can see it.\" \"It's going to be a great help,now if we..\" \"Do you understand me?\" \"...one down, take his heat that will get him...\" \"What's the...\" \"Shut up!\" \"Lovely odds we're up against, aren't they?\" \"Right.\" \"Let's set up for them.\" \"And I'm right about the simpering female.\" \"I get that, now how do you figure the fight?\" \"Over there!\" \"Hey ....\" \"She's moving again.\" \"Where'd she go?\" \"Good or bad first.\" \"Bad.\" \"All right, they didn't come down the ladder like I anticipated and since they found other ways in, we've lost the element of surprise.\" \"There's no way we can handle them.\" \"And the good?\" \"Let the 7 dwarfs have Snow White and we can get out of here with all our parts.\" \"Over my dead body.\" \"They're working on that right now.\" \"Grrrrr...\" \"Screamers.\" \"Where?\" \"I don't hear them.\" \"Now what would everyone do if they heard one right now.\" \"Run like a sonofabitch.\" \"Ah ha.\" \"It's worth a try.\" \"Screamers.\" \"You hear that?\" \"Screamers!\" \"Goddamn it, get out of the way!\" \"Make certain they've gone, Vic.\" \"Don't stick your empty head out, Vic.\" \"Hey,easy...\" \"Will you shut her up?\" \"I can't hear myself think.\" \"Get something green.\" \"Wrap it around a stick.\" \"Wave it up there.\" \"Shine a flashlight up through it.\" \"Have they gone?\" \"What do you see?\" \"Ha, ha, ha, ha...\" \"They are wimps...woohoohoo!\" \"We did it!\" \"I would have given a whole sack of potatoes to see their faces when they ran!\" \"Hehehe, Hey Blood we did it, we did it!\" \"Woohoohoo.\" \"Come on.\" \"Let's get the hell out of here.\" \"They might still be out there.\" \"Just pull back a little.\" \"Wait until daylight, then we'll see.\" \"Okay.\" \"Well, I'll take the chick in.\" \"She's right below us.\" \"Stupid hick, you wanna run into one of them?\" \"You think I'm bad?\" \"Well you just wait until you see one of them.\" \"What are they?\" \"I don't know.\" \"I just know you stay away from them.\" \"What?\" \"'Cuz if one of them touches you you're dead, green dead.\" \"Three of them, move.\" \"Come one.\" \"Where are you?\" \"By the boiler.\" \"The insulation might help.\" \"Where are we going, Vic.\" \"Why is it?\" \"Why....\" \"Shut up, and hang on to me.\" \"Hurry it up.\" \"Help me up there.\" \"Yes, this will do.\" \"Clumsy.\" \"I wonder how many mattresses are in here.\" \"Screamers certainly wouldn't want to be confined.\" \"Albert!\" \"Tell this to keep it's hands to itself!\" \"Maybe somebody else hid in here.\" \"Get yer...\" \"Oh well, somewhat of a weak call I bet.\" \"Catch anything yet?\" \"Oh well, we're all right so far.\" \"You be able to tell when they leave?\" \"Yes, I'll be able to tell.\" \"If they leave.\" \"Just take it easy.\" \"Everything's going to be all right.\" \"That is, if we don't get choked off in here.\" \"Can you handle it?\" \"Oh yes, Massah Vic, I can handle it.\" \"Ugh, breeding is an ugly thing.\" \"..long enough for the final misses to leave their silos on both sides\" \"Let's see that was in 2006 2007\" \"Uhh...2007.\" \"It only lasted 5 days.\" \"You're awfully smart to know all that history..\" \"Well Blood helps...a little.\" \"Humph.\" \"Haven't you ever been down under?\" \"Nope.\" \"Why?\" \"It's very nice.\" \"I heard how nice.\" \"From a solo who raided one.\" \"Well it's very nice, and you'd like it.\" \"Bullshit!\" \"That's very crude.\" \"I'm very crude.\" \"Not all the time.\" \"Listen, ass, I grabbed you and brung you down here.\" \"So what's so good about me?\" \"I didn't mind.\" \"I liked it.\" \"You want to do it again?\" \"Well I've never seen no chick like you before.\" \"Hey, I'm the one who's supposed to wanna....do it.\" \"Once more into the breech dear friend.\" \"Copula something that connects, copulate from the Latin copulatus doing...\" \"Honey, it's good to just watch you.\" \"Your waist falls in.\" \"your hips out, they fit right in my hands.\" \"Just want to talk.\" \"I'm not just going to keep pretending I'm asleep, Albert.\" \"Oh, boy, you're a bloody mess.\" \"Well you're not exactly a rose garden yourself.\" \"We'll get out of here, yet.\" \"Seems clear.\" \"I better go have a look.\" \"Think you, think you can handle it in your condition?\" \"Can I handle in my condition, humph.\" \"I can handle several hours on the rack to extricate myself from this disgusting display.\" \"Blood!\" \"No sacrifice is too great...no, I throw myself gladly into the very jaws of death.\" \"I don't think he likes me very much.\" \"Blood?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Oh, he just feels bad.\" \"He likes you a lot.\" \"He told me so.\" \"He did really?\" \"Uh, huh.\" \"That's nice, because I think he's cute.\" \"How do you do it?\" \"What?\" \"Talk to him.\" \"I don't know, I never thought about it.\" \"Just talk.\" \"Well, how come I can't hear him?\" \"Uh, he said something one time.\" \"He thought we had a feeling for each other or something.\" \"What do you mean, like love?\" \"I guess.\" \"I don't know.\" \"He said we though alike.\" \"Ha ha, I don't know.\" \"Well, anyway...\" \"We'll get a nice little place... and, we'll spend a lot of time together alone... and do whatever we feel like doing and when Blood comes to visit he can have his own room.\" \"What are you talking about?\" \"Well, I don't exactly think he's going to fit in Down Under.\" \"No way!\" \"No, that's what I said.\" \"No, I mean, no way I'm going down there.\" \"I'm going to be there.\" \"No, you're not.\" \"We'll make it up here, the three of us.\" \"Vic, now I live there.\" \"If you love me...\" \"I don't care.\" \"Come out here right now.\" \"Vic, we need to talk.\" \"What the hell's lumbering you.\" \"Your headlong plunge into stupidity.\" \"Last night was inexcusable.\" \"Leaving her for the pack would have been the intelligent thing to do.\" \"I wanted her.\" \"I know you wanted her about half a hundred times.\" \"Why we still hanging around?\" \"I want her some more.\" \"Well listen my friend I want to get rid of this pain in my side and I want to get away from here.\" \"The screamers can come back any time, you know.\" \"Oh, what the hell you worrying about that for.\" \"We can handle all that.\" \"That don't mean she can't go with us.\" \"Go with us?\" \"Are you out of your small mind?\" \"What good is she?\" \"It's all we can do to feed our own selves.\" \"You know you're starting to sound like a poodle.\" \"You're starting to sound like a jackass.\" \"Sorry.\" \"Blood, come on.\" \"Hey!\" \"It will still be 50 50 with you and me.\" \"Hell, I owe you.\" \"Don't try that hackney ruse on me.\" \"Oh come on, I just meant like that time that, that old screamer made a grab for me.\" \"You know that righteous tone green he was too, all glowing like a fungus, oozing and eyelashes...\" \"Boy, made a grab for me, and you went for him.\" \"You'd been burned bad, too, and died.\" \"That would have been all of it for you, right?\" \"Now get that dramatic catch out of your voice and tell me how she's going to carry her share of the load up here.\" \"Tell me....\" \"All right, okay, just don't hang her\" \"Harangue, not hang her..\" \"I don't care whatever the hell, you just knock of the crap or we can forget the whole stinking arrangement\" \"Well, maybe we should, you simple dumb putz.\" \"Putz.\" \"What's a putz.\" \"Is that something bad?\" \"I'll bet it is.\" \"It's something bad.\" \"You better watch your stinking mouth or I'm going to kick you in the butt.\" \"Definitely a putz.\" \"Oomph!\" \"Hahaha, That means she can't go with us.\" \"I told she was no good.\" \"Okay, okay.\" \"I just don't like being made to feel guilty.\" \"I'm going to do right by you.\" \"I would highly recommend that considering there are several knowledgeable solos around town who would be delighted to work with an accomplished female provider like myself.\" \"I also don't like being threatened.\" \"It's not a threat, that's a fact.\" \"No, that's a good way to get that other leg broke.\" \"Don't take your petty frustrations out on me\" \"Albert, I locate females I don't guarantee their behavior.\" \"What the hell's that?\" \"Well how should I know?\" \"Well smell it.\" \"It's probably some ID she used to get out of the Down Under.\" \"Oh, now we're in a big hurry.\" \"Now if you'd listened to me last night instead of...\" \"Wait a minute...you're not thinking of following that....\" \"You, you listen to me Albert.\" \"You, you'll get killed out there.\" \"Albert.\" \"Albert.\" \"You come back here.\" \"You idiot, you can't go down there.\" \"You listen to me.\" \"Because some stinking female knocked you on the head and bruised your ego, there's no reason to become a callous juvenile.\" \"You stop this instant Albert!\" \"..\" \"Vic\" \"Egg sucker.\" \"All right.\" \"Vic, please don't.\" \"Please stop a minute, please stop.\" \"I don't know what to say, there, how to make you understand.\" \"Your not thinking clearly.\" \"You can't go down there...\" \"An ever hope to come back and she knows it.\" \"Down Unders hate solos.\" \"Enough rover packs have raided down there and... and raped their woman and stolen their food...\" \"They'll have their defenses up and they'll catch you and they'll kill you.\" \"What the hell do you care?\" \"You're always saying you'll better of without me anyway.\" \"Oh forget about her, Vic.\" \"Let her go, let's look for Over the Hill\" \"You get tired of me, you find another partner somewhere,\" \"Whatever you do, don't follow here down there.\" \"I got to, Blood.\" \"I got to.\" \"Hasn't occurred to you how convenient this whole operation has been?\" \"How easy she was to spot and follow and how she cooperated\" \"Just think about it Vic instead of walking right into their hands.\" \"God knows what they'll do with you.\" \"We've been together long time, good or bad...\" \"This could be the worst.\" \"I'm scared.\" \"I'm scared you won't come back and I'll have to find some rover to take me on.\" \"You know most rovers are in packs now, and I'm not that young anymore.\" \"And I'll miss you, Vic.\" \"I'll really miss you.\" \"Well....\" \"Try to get back as quick as I can.\" \"Will you wait?\" \"For a while, then...\" \"Over the Hill.\" \"Take care of yourself.\" \"Do my best.\" \"I'll catch up with you.\" \"Sure.\" \"So long partner.\" \"And with these terrifying sounds of primeval sounds of savagery we close the committee's presentation of sound tours into the past.\" \"Today, chapter 3.\" \"Africa the dark continent.\" \"Tomorrow chapter 4, Alaska.\" \"Michael, yellow reference, a malfunction.\" \"Level 10, up section 6.\" \"Repeat, yellow reference\" \"...We often despise what is closest to us Another helpful hint from the committee's almanac. Now is the teacher of the man.\" \"Another helpful hint from the committee's almanac It is exactly 10 am on this Wednesday, June 29 year of our Lord 103...\" \"May I have the chicken salad please?\" \"...and awards and punishment session, committed to all.\" \"Attendance discretionary.\" \"One hour.\" \"I repeat one hour....\" \"Be resolved therefore that Mrs. Eunice Long has been declared the blue ribbon winner of the annual Topeka canning festival... and throughout the year of Lord 103, all preserved peaches, be they canned or in jars, shall bear her likeness and inscription, Topeka Queen.\" \"Michael, green reference.\" \"hydroponics laboratory, number 173\" \"Patty and Gordon McBurnat.\" \"...of nutrient supplements.... ...repeat, green reference....\" \"This is the best the architects can do.\" \"Pencil.\" \"Why are they here?\" \"Lack of respect.\" \"Wrong attitude.\" \"Failure to obey authority.\" \"Lectures?\" \"Three.\" \"Cut and dry then.\" \"I think so.\" \"That will do it.\" \"Patty and Jordan McBurnat.\" \"Any reason to be easy?\" \"Not, when we... put this in and then we'll add...\" \"That's that.\" \"We find it almost impossible to believe, that you have ignored several warnings by us to conform you of the rules that are vital to the continue growth and well being of our beloved Topeka, but you did.\" \"Defiance of this committee duly elected and ordained by the people will not be tolerated.\" \"The Farm.\" \"Both of them.\" \"Now how did the last farms go, Miss.\" \"Had cancer at the...\" \"No, No!\" \"...no, let me see...\" \"I had it down here.\" \"No...no, it was an action with farm machinery.\" \"That's what it was.\" \"Larry and Linda Lacey March 17, of this year.\" \"Let's make these heart attacks.\" \"Heh.\" \"Yeah, yeah, grief from the committee, Dot will do the eulogy\" \"Services at Lakeside Methodist, the usual.\" \"...and may God have mercy on your soul.\" \"Now that's the way to build a cotton head.\" \"Quilla June\" \"Honey!\" \"Come to papa.\" \"Oh, aah.\" \"It sure is pleasing to see you back home again.\" \"Didn't have any trouble, everything went okay, didn't have any trouble, eh?\" \"No sir.\" \"Aaah, that's fine, fine.\" \"Sure did yourself proud missy.\" \"The committee won't forget it, no siree!\" \"Then I'll be put on the committee right away, like we talked about.\" \"Hmm, don't you worry about it, little girl, soon as there's an opening.\" \"Mr. Craddock, I would prefer not to wait.\" \"After all, I did bring Vic down here exactly like you told me to.\" \"Now you just be patient Quilla June.\" \"Have fun with the young folks your own age.\" \"Think about getting married making a home.\" \"Your time will come.\" \"I'd rather be just like you, Miss Mez\" \"And not wait.\" \"Well, don't you worry, little girl.\" \"I don't see why you don't...\" \"That will be all, that will be all.\" \"That young lady's going to be trouble.\" \"Always has been.\" \"Any reason for her to change?\" \"Maybe you should have gone to three.\" \"Uhhh, little childish.\" \"Plotting doesn't bother me none.\" \"Long as it stays little.\" \"Miss, I...\" \"See that she's one of the recipients.\" \"Then marry her off to Harriman and his boy, what's his name.\" \"Charles.\" \"Charlie, yeah.\" \"If that don't cool her ambitions, farm her out.\" \"Horse manure.\" \"You are one dumb committee, stupid stinking ole Rotterloo.\" \"I am bristling!\" \"That is the only reason I went along with their dumb plan.\" \"...America, the land of plenty, was the world's greatest agricultural...\" \"They promised me.\" \"Promised.\" \"...capable not only of feeding its own hardworking...\" \"They hinted.\" \"Then they tried to shoo me off without a by your leave, so I pushed.\" \"Well you shouldn't have.\" \"I mean they're going to be watching us now.\" \"Gary, I don't care.\" \"I am so sick and tired...\" \"The Farm.\" \"...our Christian desire to aid our brothers across the seas...\" \"You're right.\" \"I do care.\" \"Okay\" \"I'm going to smile.\" \"and I'm going to curtsy the right time to all the right people, 'cuz it ain't going to be much longer\" \"The song of David will not wait even for you, Quilla June Holmes.\" \"That is you class\" \"Aah, yes Mrs. Cammock.\" \"Oh, pigeon feed\" \"Aah, I'm sorry I'll be right there, ma'am.\" \"See you later.\" \"He and Vic were in the park together, I turned my back for just a sec....\" \"Ohhhhhh.\" \"What did you and Vic talk about?\" \"Come on, we want to know.\" \"Well, Lew.\" \"Huh?\" \"Uh, sometimes I'm so confused.\" \"There, good.\" \"Now, how about it boy?\" \"I mean, we're going to find out any way, so..\" \"Why don't you just tell us and it will make it easier on all of us, huh?\" \"What do you say, huh?\" \"How about it boy?\" \"The Farm, immediately.\" \"...Grandmother's Conrad's recipe for rhubarb marmalade...\" \"Let me go, god dammit, aargh.\" \"...and lemon jam.\" \"Ah, what did the exam show?\" \"It's about the usual cold virus, it's a little high blood pressure to be expected under these conditions.\" \"There no infection, he's well developed and reasonably well nourished.\" \"..intelligence average, emotional responses simplistic\" \"Most marked finding is his overtly aggressive behavior\" \"In other words, he's extremely physical as you may have noticed.\" \"Hehe, well now son.\" \"Suck wind, duck brain\" \"Better be nice, boy.\" \"I hope all your stinking kids are harelips.\" \"Michael?\" \"All right.\" \"Better behave, son.\" \"Along with many other organisms... somehow managed to stay alive up above you have been studied, observed\" \"Unobtrusively, of course.\" \"Living habits, common sense tenacity physical prowess\" \"Out of the many you have been chosen\" \"Led down here by...\" \"Quilla June to be the recipient of an honor\" \"Now she's a scumbag!\" \"Watch your foul mouth, boy.\" \"When anybody on the committee speaks you just keep still and listen.\" \"Hey, how would like to have a rifle rammed up your butt.\" \"Michael!\" \"All right, all right\" \"You show respect, boy.\" \"As I was saying to be the recipient of an honor that occurs but once in several decades.\" \"Now Mez... let me have the original elders proclamation, will you.\" \"The fruit of your loins will enable the productive citizenry of Topeka to overcome metabolic changes resulting from months of subterranean living allow it to keeps its leadership in the drive through to make this in God's own image.\" \"See, we've been underground too long.\" \"Our woman can't get pregnant.\" \"Every once and awhile we need new blood.\" \"We, need a new man.\" \"...We are never so happy, nor unhappy..\" \"..a man as we imagined Another helpful hint for living, from the committee's..\" \"..special kind of man...\" \"Hahaha, you mean you want me to knock you broads?\" \"You talked me into it.\" \"Line them up.\" \"You first, honey.\" \"Take your hands off me.\" \"Together with beseech thee..\" \"..in the way of righteousness and peace that loving and serving thee with one heart and mind all the days of their life they may be abundantly enriched the tokens of thy everlasting favor\" \"Amen.\" \"By authority vested in me by the Committee\" \"I hereby pronounce you husband and wife.\" \"According to the ordinances and the laws of the state of Topeka.\" \"What got has put together, let no man put asunder.\" \"Amen.\" \"...a man should never be ashamed to admit he has been in the wrong Which is but saying he is wiser today then he was yesterday ...another helpful hint for living, from the committee's almanac.\" \"Mez, you would have something to help a well used throat\" \"Be sure to get both parents to sign right here.\" \"Now, let's see brother Hathaway.\" \"...Michael, amber reference air intake valve, number 12 shaft 17B indicates heat buildup.\" \"...repeat amber reference.\" \"Chapter One, verse twenty-two, mayor.\" \"God blessed them and said be fruitful and multiply.\" \"God Bless, that's a B.\" \"You almost asked yourself out of this honor, young lady.\" \"Sir?\" \"The committee.\" \"Oh, well, I'm sure the committee knows best.\" \"Where are your parents?\" \"Aah, Miss Mez said it would be all right.\" \"Uhh, they must have come down with something because they sure don't feel well.\" \"Shall we keep the schedule?\" \"Dearly beloved\" \"Uhh, Brother Har...\" \"Dearly beloved we are gathered here today...\" \"They made me do it.\" \"You don't understand, they made me do it.\" \"Don't you give me that I'm sorry bullshit.\" \"You're as crazy as these other damn nuts.\" \"Keep your voice down.\" \"Maybe stupid, but they're not dumb like you.\" \"Oh no?\" \"They bring me down here to make babies and then hook me up to this machine, that's real smart.\" \"It's population control, Vic, in case you haven't heard of it.\" \"35 girls are impregnated and then you are killed, do you understand?\" \"There are idiots like you running around the place.\" \"So you wiggled your little butt...\" \"And teased me down here to get beaten up.\" \"They said kill me if I didn't.\" \"Listen and there is another thing I want you to make sure of on this most solemn and joyous...\" \"I'm going to run Topeka.\" \"You and me.\" \"and maybe some others.\" \"We'll be the committee.\" \"Do anything we want, any time we want.\" \"Let them bow and scrape for a change.\" \"Just by springing me?\" \"Yeah, and getting rid of the committee.\" \"Where's my heat?\" \"Huh?\" \"My guns, where's my guns?\" \"In the committee office.\" \"How you got it figured?\" \"Okay\" \"Right out this door to the right is Michael.\" \"There's a crowd there.\" \"We run through the crowd..\" \"They'll come unglued, and right to the right again\" \"Big doors.\" \"Through the doors we have help outside.\" \"Don't panic.\" \"God damn it.\" \"...another helpful hint for living from the committee's almanac.\" \"Your guns are to the right.\" \"What happened?\" \"They'll probably be coming up.\" \"They folded like I said they would.\" \"Hey listen, Michael's got to be first.\" \"And Jeb, then Wilson, or we're all in trouble.\" \"...And then the faint thunder became an uproar the winds changed to a great vibration of..\" \"Then Lew, then Mez.\" \"Then Doc.\" \"But kill Lew first, 'cuz he's the important one.\" \"Where you going?\" \"The church is this way.\" \"Hey, we got to get them when they are together.\" \"Where you going?\" \"I'm getting the hell out of here\" \"I want to see Blood again.\" \"I want to get into a good straightforward fight with some sonofabitch over a can of beans.\" \"I gotta get back in the dirt so I feel clean\" \"Wait a minute.\" \"How can you just put us out in the open.\" \"You got to help us.\" \"Good luck baby.\" \"Vic please.\" \"You dirty, filthy, stinking, rotten, animal.\" \"You stupid animal.\" \"You think I let you slobber all over me and paw me so's you can walk out now?\" \"I didn't bring you down here so they could use you.\" \"I brought you down here so I could use you.\" \"You better kill them, then I don't care what you do.\" \"Please, no, don't leave darling, please help me\" \"I love you, I love you\" \"My lips said that 'cuz you believe me.\" \"Please, Vic.\" \"...cooking skillets of preferably of the non-stick variety..\" \"...fry the bacon until brown, but not too crisp ...then set it aside to drain ...pour off all but two tablespoons of the fat..\" \"I don't understand you, all you can think about is going back up there, and about your dog.\" \"That's like all the time we spent together didn't mean anything to you.\" \"...but they don't brown now...\" \"I don't see what's wrong with staying down here and running the committee.\" \"...add the corn beef and reserve the liquid for the potatoes...\" \"There they are.\" \"Killing them can bring everything down here in powers ...Two tablespoons of chopped parsley and add the greens.\" \"Mix together gently but thoroughly...\" \"Oh, to kick them out.\" \"We can do whatever we please.\" \"...and add salt and freshly ground pepper to taste..\" \"Kill them, Vic, now.\" \"...Red reference.\" \"...repeat red, red reference.\" \"Moron ...The committee.\" \"Do it!\" \"The Committee, sitting an extraordinary session 11:37 am July 4, year of our Lord 103\" \"All present.\" \"Bestow upon the Committee thy servants of the seal thine approval and thy fatherly benediction granting on to them grace to fulfill with pure and steadfast affection the ordinances and the laws\" \"The state of Topeka, Amen.\" \"You have ignored several warnings by us informed of the rules that are vital to continue the growth of our beloved Topeka\" \"What's been ordained by the people could not be tolerated\" \"Quilla June.\" \"...Quilla June Holmes... 2644\" \"Lack of respect, wrong attitude, failure to obey authority\" \"How say you one and all?\" \"Aye.\" \"Aye.\" \"Aye.\" \"The Farm, immediately.\" \"Gary.\" \"Gary Maroy Franklin, number 2598.\" \"Lack of respect, wrong attitude, failure to obey authority.\" \"How say you one and all?\" \"Aye.\" \"Aye.\" \"Aye.\" \"The Farm, immediately.\" \"...Richard...\" \"Richard Van Ricecue, number 2601 ...Lack of respect.\" \"Wrong attitude failure...\" \"All right.\" \"Vic, I'll show you the way out.\" \"Let's get out of here.\" \"Vic.\" \"The Farm, immediately.\" \"I'll show you the way out, All right, I'll show you the way out.\" \"Kenneth.\" \"Please, let's just get out of here.\" \"I'll take care of you and Blood.\" \"I'll do anything you want to do.\" \"Vic, remember in the boiler room?\" \"...wrong attitude, failure to...\" \"How say you one and all?\" \"Aye, aye, aye.\" \"First thing that boys ever done.\" \"A shame.\" \"Vic, please, let's get out of here.\" \"Same, Farm, immediately.\" \"And may God have mercy on your soul.\" \"...Take the the bacon fat in the skillet add dash, and with a spatula spread evenly..\" \"...cook uncovered over moderate heat for 30 to 40 minutes turning now and again to prevent the hash from sticking As it cooks remove that excess fat from that and with the spoon....\" \"Kill him!\" \"Up there, kill him.\" \"You kill him....aargh!\" \"...it's the third of Sept, 261....\" \"Kill him....aaaah ...Number 2601...\" \"Let's get on with.\" \"Jack?\" \"Of the 35 proposed recipients, 10 have been serviced.\" \"We need another donor of course.\" \"Let's run...\" \"I have to kill him, Vic.\" \"Put the third program back in effect.\" \"Scratch the boy's name.\" \"Concentrate on the rest of the list.\" \"Whichever one we pick...\" \"Make sure we have better security.\" \"...then place a large round platter over the skillets and gripping platter and skillets firmly together...\" \"Stop him, Vic, stop him.\" \"...if any of the hash...\" \"lift it up...\" \"Ooh, we got to keep him in check.\" \"Now I've been talking about the meaning of this, and ...and serve poached eggs if desired...\" \"Come on, come on, come on.\" \"Hurry ...one cup diced cooked vegetables...\" \"Let's get another Michael out of the warehouse.\" \"This time, make sure the department wipes that smile off his face.\" \"...4 tablespoons of finely chopped parsley one cup of heavy cream, salt and freshly ground, black, pepper.\" \"Oh....\" \"Blood?\" \"Blood!\" \"You kept me down there too long.\" \"Come on with me, let's go.\" \"Over The Hill, that's where he went, and we need him.\" \"Well, let's catch up with him.\" \"I don't know where it is.\" \"If Blood knows, why didn't he tell you?\" \"Vic!\" \"Blood?\" \"Vic!\" \"Blood?\" \"Blood!\" \"Hello, partner.\" \"Blood, we made it back.\" \"Who's your new tailor, Albert?\" \"How long has it been since you ate?\" \"Grabbed a lizard yesterday, uh\" \"Maybe it was the day before.\" \"I can't seem to remember...\" \"Well, we got to leg it into town and get you something to eat fast.\" \"No, Fellini's taken everything over.\" \"Slaughtered every solo who wouldn't join him.\" \"Whole town's under their control\" \"Can't get any food there\" \"You can't even go back at all.\" \"Okay, just take it easy.\" \"I can't take it any other way.\" \"I'm almost gone...\" \"Better just leave and find some place where you can stay alive.\" \"Heh, how about Over The Hill, Tiger?\" \"Hmm, I can't make it the way I am now.\" \"But you might be able to.\" \"He needs food and he needs medicine.\" \"We've got to get it fast.\" \"'Cuz we can't make it without him.\" \"We're too late, darling.\" \"There's nothing we can do about it now.\" \"Vic, we've got to get out of here.\" \"We're going to be together.\" \"You want us to be together.\" \"Now, I love you.\" \"If you love me, you'll come on, too.\" \"You haven't eaten a bite.\" \"I'm not hungry.\" \"Um, I really appreciate this.\" \"Well, let's press on.\" \"Now, where were you?\" \"Oh yeah in the hospital.\" \"Oh Blood, come on.\" \"You know if they just let you have your way with the blushing brides instead of hooking you up to the machine you'd probably never come back up.\" \"You sure you had enough to eat?\" \"Oh yes\" \"I'm satiated.\" \"What?\" \"Nothing, I said I'm full\" \"But after we walk all day, you'll probably have to cook up what's left.\" \"She said she loved me.\" \"Oh hell, it wasn't my fault she picked me to get all wet-brained over.\" \"Well I'd say she had marvelous judgment, Albert\" \"If not particularly good taste particularly good....\" \"A boy and his dog go walking\" \"A boy and his dog sometimes talk to each other.\" \"A boy and a dog can be happy sitting down in the woods on a log but a dog knows his boy can go wrong.\" \"A boy and his dog can go fishing\" \"A boy can teach a dog to bring a dish in when he's hungry.\" \"A boy and his dog can be happy sitting out in the woods on a log but a dog knows his boy can go wrong.\""} +{"text": "\" Junior.\" \" Yes, Mum?\" \" Have you seen your father?\" \" Dad went to get water.\" \"Hey, wait for me!\" \"Pass it, come on!\" \"Come on!\" \"Quickly!\" \"Hmm?\" \"Hmm...\" \"Ha-ha-ha!\" \"Bet I scared you, right?\" \"Now tell the truth.\" \"The hairs on my neck are all standing on end (!\" \")\" \"Hmm...\" \"What was I supposed to do?\" \"I know!\" \"Yes!\" \"Yeah!\" \"All right...\" \"Oh!\" \"Oops!\" \"Hey-ho, Giselle.\" \"Hmm...men!\" \" Did you see that?\" \" Yes, but what WAS that?\" \"Only hard-as-a-rock, sun-dried hyena poo-poo.\" \"Oh, I see...\" \"Fini!\" \"Well...how do I look?\" \"Erm...\" \"Uh...\" \"Totally chic!\" \"Unbelievable!\" \"Darling, this is a work of art.\" \"I call it \"Macaroni and Cheese\".\" \"It would suit you too, Giselle.\" \"A neck wax wouldn't hurt, either.\" \"No, thanks.\" \"Hmm...\" \"Mm-hmm...\" \"It's a matter of concentration.\" \"Yes, clearly.\" \"And the perfect wind conditions.\" \"Naturally.\" \"Yeah, yeah, yeah.\" \"Aw...\" \"Billy?\" \"Yoo-hoo, my turtle dove!\" \" What are you doing?\" \" Hello, Bonnie.\" \"You look lovely.\" \"We're, erm...\" \"What are we doing?\" \"Walking around, thinking, talking...\" \"Hitting hyena poo into a hole.\" \"That as well.\" \"I was just going to tell you.\" \"You hit...hyena poo-poo...into a hole?\" \" With a stick.\" \" Oh, with a stick!\" \" Bingo.\" \" Interesting.\" \"And who thought that up?\" \" Me!\" \"I thought that up.\" \" I thought so.\" \"What were you supposed to do today, hmm?\" \"Supposed to do today, supposed to do...\" \"Uh...\" \"Socrates, do you know?\" \" You were to get water.\" \" Oh, that's right!\" \"Oh, Billy...\" \"I really think you are and always will be a scatterbrain.\" \"But I sure love you.\" \"This is serious!\" \"Er...don't tell me.\" \"You went to a beauty salon!\" \" Hmm?\" \" It'll grow out. lt's a law of nature.\" \" I didn't say a thing.\" \" Stop acting like such a fool!\" \"The water that flows down the mountain.\" \"It should have got here by now!\" \"I'll play the water down here with my drum.\" \"Mm?\" \"Many world politicians and economic leaders have gathered for the 167th Climate Conference.\" \"Here to the north they've all come, as these brave officials examine the dramatic effects of global warming.\" \"Quick, the buffet's getting cold.\" \"Peter Cook reporting from Thule, Greenland - the gateway to the Arctic.\" \"This was a wonderful day, Winifred.\" \"I've heard you say that for exactly 714 years.\" \" Know what?\" \" Of course I know.\" \"It's our wedding anniversary, and I wouldn't have wanted to miss a single day.\" \"Captain!\" \"Sir, I believe that we've run aground.\" \"Hmm, what?\" \"Run aground?\" \"Bah, something is moving all-righty.\" \"Yes!\" \"My dear, the time has come for us to be getting on our way once more.\" \"?\" \"I've been driving all night My hands wet on the wheel\" \"?\" \"There's a voice in my head That drives my heel\" \"?\" \"It's my baby calling Says, \"l need you here\"\" \"?\" \"And it's half past four And I'm shifting gear\" \"?\" \"When she is lonely And her longing gets too much\" \"?\" \"She sends a cable Coming in from above\" \"?\" \"Don't need a phone at all\" \"?\" \"We've got a thing That's called \"radar love\"\" \"?\" \"We've got a wave in the air\" \"?\" \"Radar love...?\" \"Oh, man!\" \"You know what, pal?\" \"Getting out while the getting's good is good.\" \"AAH...\" \"Here's to you, jumping buddy.\" \"Hmm?\" \"My name's Toby.\" \"What do they call you?\" \"Tell you what, I'm gonna call you Smiley!\" \"Oh, crikey!\" \"Strong stuff, mate!\" \"Cheers.\" \"You know, Smiley, life's just too stressful here.\" \"How does an ocean cruise sound?\" \"The high life on the high seas.\" \"You know, relax.\" \"Just really stretch out.\" \"Good.\" \"Now smile.\" \"Soon,you'll be braising in a choice Burgundy.\" \"You pathetic worm.\" \"Death to the tyrants!\" \"Now, look at what I've done - I've forgotten the garlic.\" \"Don't run away, I'll be back soon.\" \"Ooh la la!\" \"Huh!\" \"It's liberty or death!\" \"Vive la France...\" \"Adieu!\" \"A chicken?\" \"Hello and welcome.\" \"My name is Winifred.\" \" And I, Winston.\" \" The name's Toby.\" \"Charles.\" \"Pleasure to make your acquaintance.\" \" With whom do I have the honneur?\" \" This is my friend Smiley.\" \"Things got a little bit steamy back in the bush, so we thought we'd take ourselves on a holiday to cool off.\" \"First it was just me and Smiley, but then old Sushi climbed aboard.\" \" Euh, Sushi...?\" \" That's my name.\" \"Yes.\" \"Well, then, carry on, my fearless marsupial.\" \"And then, four weeks out to sea, we met the tortoises, and since then we've had a plan.\" \"Ah, a plan is good.\" \"Euh, what plan?\" \"The migratory birds who used to visit us on our island in the summer told us of a paradise of wonder.\" \"Far away from mankind.\" \"Ah, oui, a charming idea.\" \"What a stroke of luck that you 'ave met me. I will lead you!\" \"?\" \"La mer\" \"?\" \"Les a berc\u00e9s\" \"?\" \"Le long des golfes clairs\" \"?\" \"Et d'une chanson d'amour\" \"?\" \"La mer\" \"?\" \"A berc\u00e9 mon coeur\" \"?\" \"Pour la vie... ?\" \"Our supplies are just about gone.\" \"The water holes are running dry.\" \"Now that you mention it, my throat does feel rather dry.\" \"Oh, without water we're lost!\" \"And without water we'll die!\" \"My stress levels are through the roof.\" \"I'm having an anxiety attack!\" \"I'll shut up.\" \"Well, I'll just consult with the oracle.\" \"An oracle consult?\" \"This could be good!\" \"O mighty oracle.\" \"We humbly seek your advice in this time of great fear and uncertainty.\" \"Tell us, when will the water come?\" \"I would advise you now, more than ever, to keep the oracle in good humour.\" \"Aw...\" \"That tree trunk just ate our last bunch of bananas.\" \"Harrumph.\" \"The water will come...\" \"when it comes, I suppose.\" \" The water's coming?\" \" The cup falls down the well until it breaks.\" \"What in the world is that supposed to mean?\" \"Please, Billy, you're insulting the oracle!\" \"If the water doesn't come, we have to find it!\" \"Not stand here talking to a dried-up tree!\" \"Did you just call me a dried-up tree?\" \"That guy has got some nerve!\" \"Loser!\" \"You offended the oracle!\" \"It won't speak to us any more.\" \"That was slick, loser!\" \"Hey!\" \"My dad's no loser!\" \"Humph!\" \"Comrades.\" \"Each one of us 'as tragically lost their 'ome, their friends, their family!\" \"Stolen from under our noses!\" \"And now, comrades, we will find ourselves a new place to live.\" \"One where there is no place for man.\" \"Blaah!\" \"Spoken with conviction.\" \"Heads up, folks!\" \"Now, that's some stress hormone.\" \"We 'ave all crossed the Seven Seas in nothing more than a rusty bathtub.\" \"We 'ave weathered the most terrible storms and evil of winds.\" \"We are so close to our goal!\" \"Allons!\" \"Raaaah!\" \"?\" \"You put your right foot in You put your right foot out\" \"?\" \"You put your right foot in And you shake it all about\" \"?\" \"You do the hokey-pokey And you turn yourself around\" \"?\" \"That's what it's all about\" \"?\" \"You put your left foot in...\" \"Euh!\" \"Beyond those rocks, my friends, lies paradise.\" \"We are now ever so close to reaching our goal!\" \"?\" \"You do the hokey-pokey And you turn yourself around\" \"?\" \"That's what it's all about ?\" \"My dad is the best dad in the world.\" \"He is gonna bring us water from the water hole!\" \"He'll fight the rhinos, kick the buffalo and chase away the elephants.\" \"Whoa, dream on!\" \" Your dad's a zero.\" \"Get real!\" \" Hmm?\" \" And not to mention...\" \" Mention what?\" \"Hmm?\" \"All other meerkats have a light coat except for him.\" \"I guess my dad's just one of a kind!\" \"Note to self:\" \"Get water.\" \"Piece of cake.\" \"First shoo the buffalo away, then fight off the rhinos and then stop the elephants from drinking us dry!\" \"Hey, Billy!\" \"Psst!\" \"If you let them drink first and leave the water hole in a good mood, it's safer.\" \"Giselle!\" \"Please, don't panic.\" \"Just take a good look at that idiot squad.\" \"Zero intelligence.\" \"If they were any more clueless, their heads would explode!\" \"Really?\" \"Chino wants a drink.\" \"And Chino's gonna have a drink.\" \"Boys, let's have a drink.\" \"Hey, I didn't hear anyone say you could have the first drink!\" \"You talking to me?\" \"Are YOU talking to ME...unicorn?\" \"Did that guy just call me a unicorn?\" \"One sip and I'll be watching the buzzards pick your bones in the blinding sun.\" \" Chino drinks when he wants to, si?\" \" Oh, yeah?\" \"Then just try it and you'll see!\" \"Yeah, in your dreams, pizza-face!\" \"Afternoon!\" \"Cannonball!\" \"Hmm...?\" \"OK...\" \"What's a hundred tons of raw meat compared to a little natural charm?\" \"Of a meek, weak, cheeky... ..little freak.\" \"Stay calm and smile.\" \"Big toothy grin...\" \"Distract them.\" \"Hey, look over there!\" \"And discreetly fill the...\" \"And a little more for Daddy.\" \"You've got a problem, huh?\" \"Carrot top?\" \"Carrot top!\" \"Hey, who's talking to you, lightweight?\" \"Whoa!\" \"Yaah-hoo!\" \"My dad!\" \"Junior!\" \"You sure showed those buffalo, Dad!\" \"So, I sure showed all of them!\" \"That big.\" \"They were all that big, with hats!\" \"Stop right here!\" \"Not another step...\" \"Oh, Billy.\" \"Hey, everything's under control, my turtle dove.\" \"Ha-ha!\" \"And I've got the water.\" \"Uh, well...\" \"Oh, Billy...\" \"Let's recap.\" \"Dad was supposed to chase away the buffalo and get water...super (!\" \")\" \"I told them all you were going to get the water for us.\" \"Uh...\" \"Aw...\" \"Junior, wait a minute.\" \"Our supplies are just about gone.\" \" It's OK, I'll work it all out.\" \" Billy...\" \"You're such a dreamer.\" \"What will happen to us?\" \"I promise, this time I'm not gonna let you down.\" \"Hey, Junior, there's your old man.\" \"The rhino whisperer.\" \" Erm, hello, my son.\" \" Yes, what is it?\" \"I just wanted to let you know that I promised your mother...\" \"I've heard it before!\" \"You're always making promises you can't keep!\" \"Go and hang out with your lion, or go off and play your drum, or go off and hit some hyena poo-poo into a hole.\" \"You're not my father any more.\" \"Billy!\" \" You shouldn't have said that.\" \" Leave me alone!\" \"Socrates, we're needed.\" \"The very fate of Okavango is right in our hands.\" \"What kind of plant have you been chewing?\" \"Think, and compare us to eternity.\" \"We're grains of sand and that's all.\" \"I'm not a grain of sand, buddy, I'm a meerkat!\" \"My family needs water!\" \"My son thinks I'm a big loser - that's what's real.\" \"And now my reality is to go and find water.\" \"And you're coming with me!\" \"That is the stuff of a wonderful, tragic ballad.\" \"The sweet, yet sorrowful song of Billy the Meerkat, who set out in search of water...\" \"I can hear it!\" \"I can just hear it!\" \"Yeah, that's my song!\" \" Alas, never to be seen again.\" \" Uh?\" \"And his old friend Socrates the Lion spent the rest of his days staying at home and growing old, gazing peacefully into the sky.\" \" Then I'll just go it alone.\" \" What?\" \"I'd think that one over again because if you follow the river bed, you come to the Valley of Death.\" \"Did you say Valley of Death?\" \"So how do you know?\" \"That's easy - because I've been there.\" \"You were in...\" \"ln the Valley of Death?\" \"Yes, it was long, long ago.\" \"You see my scar up here?\" \"Well, deep within the Valley of Death there lives a murderous shadow!\" \"The leopard?\" \"Such a beast, who can slice you to pieces before you see him coming!\" \"He who enters the Valley of Death gives up life itself!\" \" You're not coming with me?\" \" No, Billy.\" \"Let's just do what we know how to do, what we're best at doing.\" \"Laying around and killing time.\" \"Billy?\" \"billy?\" \"?\" \"Trailers for sale or rent\" \"?\" \"Rooms to let, 50 cents\" \"?\" \"No phone, no pool, no pets\" \"?\" \"I don't need no cigarettes - ah, but\" \"?\" \"Two hours of pushing broom\" \"?\" \"Buys an eight-by-twelve, four-bit room\" \"?\" \"I'm a man of means by no means\" \"?\" \"King of the road ?\" \"Hey, what?\" \"Who do we have here?\" \"Don't be shy, come a little closer.\" \"Why not sit here with us for a while?\" \"We won't bite!\" \" Ouch!\" \"Ouch!\" \" I fancy a change of pace, don't you?\" \" A smidge on the bony side.\" \" You don't have to be so negative.\" \"Welcome, lad, to the Valley of Joy!\" \"I thought I was in the Valley of Death, right?\" \"Valley of Death?\" \"!\" \"Who put those thoughts in your head, son?\" \"Is this the Valley of Death, old chums?\" \"Of course not!\" \"That's absurd.\" \"Safe travels, my friend!\" \"Catch you later!\" \"Hmm?\" \"Huh?\" \"Hello?\" \"Anybody there?\" \"!\" \" Hello?\" \" Hello...\" \"Hello...\" \"Shh!\" \"I knew you wouldn't let me down!\" \"Now we're gonna be fine.\" \"The leopard...?\" \"Shoo, kitty!\" \"Go on back through your cat flap.\" \"Or come out and show your whiskers, you scaredy cat...\" \"Billy!\" \"Violence will get you nowhere.\" \" Well, so what's plan B?\" \" How does running sound to you?\" \"Left, right, right, left...?\" \"Ha!\" \"That leopard's scared of little old me!\" \"A po-po-polar...b-b-b-b-bear!\" \"A polar bear?\" \"In Africa?\" \"Cosmic.\" \"And a kangaroo?\" \"Tortoises?\" \"A two-legged...\" \" Raaah!\" \" ... mouth-monster?\" \"And a chicken!\" \"Huh?\" \"A chicken?\" \"!\" \"Pardon!\" \"A Gallic cockerel is no mere chicken.\" \"Who are you?\" \"Who sent you?\" \"Where are you from?\" \"Tell me!\" \"He's one card short of a full deck.\" \"But I tell you, the guy's got guts.\" \"Exactly like us!\" \"It wasn't me.\" \" Socrates?\" \" Mm-hmm?\" \"What's the story behind your scar?\" \"I was very young, inexperienced, rash and very hungry.\" \" My brother and I...\" \" Wait!\" \"You had a brother?\" \"His name was Mambo.\" \"We were inseparable.\" \"Racing across the Savannah, chasing buffalo and hunting antelope.\" \" Hold on...\" \"But you're a vegetarian!\" \" Youth, you see. I was a cub.\" \"That was ages ago.\" \"So Mambo and I, though forbidden by our parents, walked right up to the Valley of Death.\" \"And, as you can imagine, there was a good reason we were forbidden.\" \"After all, this is where the elephants came to die.\" \"But we knew no fear and we were driven by curiosity.\" \"Mambo?\" \" Was it the leopard?\" \" No, Billy. lt wasn't the leopard.\" \"It was a creature I've never seen before, or since.\" \"That's creepy.\" \"But from that day, my only wish is for all the animals of the Savannah to live in peace and harmony.\" \"Cock-a-doodle...\" \"All right!\" \"Comrades, morning is 'ere.\" \"We must set off before the sun is 'igh.\" \"You'll have to go on without me.\" \"I'm much too weak.\" \"Non!\" \"I will stay with Sushi and the tortoises and look after them.\" \"As for the lion and the euh...weasel, they will find the water.\" \"And Toby and Smiley will accompany them.\" \"Humph!\" \"Shh.\" \"Here at the Eden Paradise Hotel, we now find the participants of the 168th Conference on Climate Change in attendance.\" \"And here is someone who is clearly not the least impressed with any of it.\" \"Hello, I'm Maya.\" \"For sure, we all know what happens at these things.\" \"You grown-ups love to hear each other talk and talk and nothing ever happens!\" \"I'm sure you're all awaiting the results of the conference, as we are.\" \"Ladies and gentlemen,\" \"I welcome you all to the Eden Paradise as guests of the Climate Conference.\" \"The important job of the buffet opening falls to our very own house mascot.\" \"It's true, may I present...\" \"Toto!\" \" The water's trapped like a rat.\" \" Who would do such a thing?\" \"Going a bit fast, aren't we?\" \"Woooah!\" \"Billy, they've stolen your idea.\" \"Hmm...\" \"How do they get the hyena poo-poo so round?\" \"I love it, I love it, I love it.\" \"Cool!\" \"Give me five!\" \"Whey-hey!\" \"Australians!\" \"Oh, he's so cute!\" \"What?\" \"!\" \"Hunter!\" \"They're a strange breed of monkey.\" \"They're cute, though.\" \"A little funny-looking, but cute.\" \"See you later, Billy.\" \"Now!\" \"Where's the beast, huh?\" \"Ahh!\" \"Cannonball!\" \"Ha-ha-ha...\" \"Jaw.\" \"Come on.\" \"Over here!\" \"No!\" \"No!\" \"You must know, I saved your life on my lunch break, humph!\" \"Er, now, now, gentlemen, if you please...\" \"I can guarantee you personally that this whole unfortunate fiasco is over.\" \"RAAAH!\" \" His ears have gone red.\" \" Here it comes!\" \"Smiley, I can't think of a better argument for good, clean outdoor living.\" \"Eurgh!\" \"Actually, the wellness suite is solely for paying hotel guests.\" \"Mm, wild!\" \"Eh, Smiley, you try it on.\" \"Two words, gentlemen:\" \"mini bar, capiche?\" \"Voil\u00e0!\" \"Hands off!\" \"This is the honeymoon suite.\" \"OK, I'll watch for Hunter.\" \"You do not wanna mess around with him.\" \"You'd better behave yourselves, if you know what's good for you!\" \"Cool.\" \"Hold on.\" \"Better we don't take a single shot.\" \"We hate bad press.\" \"Instead, catch and send it to our casino in Vegas.\" \"At least we can make a profit out of this whole mess.\" \"I don't trust that monkey.\" \"Didn't I tell you not to touch anything?\" \"Where is the armchair?\" \"Oh...you uncultured pig!\" \"We sit on chairs, we don't eat them!\" \"Raah?\" \" And where's the little guy?\" \" Billy is in the water cave.\" \"?\" \"Splish-splash, I was taking a bath\" \"?\" \"All-about-a Saturday night, ooh\" \"?\" \"Rub-a-dub, just relaxing in the tub\" \"?\" \"Thinking everything was all right ?\" \"That's quite enough rub-a-dubbing for today!\" \"I happen to have a job here, and I have no desire to get into trouble on account of you!\" \"I worked hard to get my position.\" \"What is it you want from me?\" \"We want water!\" \"Ah, right here you have water!\" \" So now if you would get out.\" \" One thing.\" \"Why on earth did you help us by hiding us in here?\" \"Because with Hunter, you would have been killed.\" \"So, I see.\" \"You are one of us, after all.\" \"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!\" \"I was born in a Brooklyn zoo - not that you know what that means.\" \"I'm very, very sorry but you're dead wrong and I am certainly not who you think I am!\" \"I am not one of your kind for sure!\" \"We need water!\" \"I mean lots of water!\" \"For all of us!\" \"Good.\" \"Then we go over to the dam, open the floodgates, and run the water to your valley.\" \"And then you folks get lost!\" \"And so what we have created is what we like to call an oasis of peace.\" \"In total harmony with nature, which is of course the key, and that's called ecological tourism.\" \"The result: guaranteed sustainability, with enough electricity generated to power several cities.\" \"You can imagine the benefits for the local economy.\" \"You should imagine what that means for the poor animals that live downstream.\" \" Erm...\" \" They're dying of thirst without water!\" \"Maya, go to your room at once.\" \"You know nothing of this.\" \"It's always about money, right?\" \"That's all you ever think about.\" \"These kids...\" \"Go figure.\" \"And now, if you would follow me into the complex interior.\" \"I'll go in there, open the spout, then I'll come back out.\" \"Meanwhile, you make sure you do not move from this spot!\" \"Yoo-hoo!\" \"Yes!\" \"As you can imagine, the most modern and stringent security measures are utilised in this most sensitive of areas.\" \"Everything is state of the art and hermetically sealed.\" \"Unauthorised access is totally out of the question.\" \"Socrates!\" \"Oh, I feel rather woozy.\" \"I'm coming!\" \"Ooh...\" \"Oh, no!\" \"Oh, no!\" \"Not again!\" \"Raaah!\" \"Raaah!\" \"Come, if you are man enough to do it!\" \"En garde.\" \"Hmm...\" \"Thanks.\" \"Oh, no, that's totally not fair.\" \"No, no, no!\" \"Brave veterans, can you stand the pace?\" \"We're fine, thank you.\" \"Though we're not quite as young as we used to be.\" \"Well, I see, heeh-heeh... a beauty in the prime of her life.\" \"Well, I'm 715 years old.\" \"Winston is twelve years older.\" \"She has aged splendidly, my dear little lotus blossom.\" \"You, with the sweet talk.\" \"Ahh...\" \"I'amour!\" \"The 'eroism of the tortoises has saved us all, but without water all that awaits us is certain death.\" \"And we are doomed if we go back to free Socrates and release the water.\" \"We are much too weak.\" \"Then we have to get help!\" \"We'll call all the animals of the Savannah.\" \"Excellent, weasel!\" \"Daddy?\" \"What are you doing with the lion?\" \"Maya, Daddy has no time for this right now.\" \"Set the lion free right now!\" \"There is nothing I can possibly do.\" \"The lion is dangerous and we can't just let it loose to run around all over the place.\" \"And besides, I've already sold the lion to a casino in Las Vegas.\" \"Humph!\" \"You have successfully penetrated the security zone, while your friends have disappeared in the drink.\" \"You!\" \"Looks like you're the lucky one.\" \" Smith sold you to a casino in Las Vegas.\" \" Las WHAT?\" \"You hit the jackpot.\" \"Top of the mountain!\" \"I've always dreamed of doing an appearance in Las Vegas, just once.\" \"Huh?\" \"I'm not hungry.\" \"Drink.\" \"It'll taste a lot better.\" \"Oh, Mum, did you have something to drink?\" \"Of course I did!\" \"You're a really bad liar, you know.\" \"Junior?\" \"This is my water hole, crocodile bait!\" \" So?\" \" You go find your own puddle, si?\" \"Or you can find my horn!\" \"Instead I'll use your horn as a toenail clipper, OK?\" \"You're asking for it.\" \"300 pounds, and not an ounce of brain in their fat heads.\" \"On three.\" \"One...\" \"Two...\" \"Three...go!\" \"No!\" \"Hey, look!\" \"Aw...\" \"Mum!\" \"Hold on, sweetheart.\" \"STOP!\" \"Haven't you idiots got anything better to do?\" \" Erm, nope.\" \" Eh, no.\" \"Have you ever thought why you two are fighting in the first place?\" \"Naturally.\" \"Because...\" \" Eh...'cause...\" \" Mm-hmm...?\" \" What do you think, Biggie?\" \" Hey, I don't know.\" \"Just as I thought.\" \"From now on, go and play your juvenile games somewhere else!\" \"Got it?\" \"Hmm?\" \"!\" \"Let's go talk to Angie.\" \"She is actually the president of Okavango.\" \"A female president!\" \"Hmm, why not?\" \"I will attempt a bit of diplomacy with 'er, the way I know 'ow.\" \"My skin is utterly and completely dried out.\" \"My nails are all cracked, my complexion - ruined!\" \"My lashes are like barbed wire.\" \"The end is near!\" \"Giselle...\" \" We've got other things to worry about.\" \" Oh, well, that's charming.\" \"I'm falling apart and you say, \"We've got other things to worry about!\"\" \"Oh, do not despair, mesdames!\" \"Oh, no!\" \"I hear voices!\" \"Aah, I know this is the end.\" \"And I look like such a mess.\" \"Ahem!\" \"'Ello, the name is...\" \"Charles.\" \"Charles!\" \"My, my, what a lovely name!\" \"By the way, the oppressive 'eat can do nothing to 'ide your noble and sublime beauty.\" \"Ooh!\" \"Mmm!\" \"If I may be so bold, you seem to 'ave been blessed with a delightful nose.\" \"Mmm...\" \"So soft!\" \"And the most silky trunk!\" \"Pooh!\" \"Go marry her, then.\" \"We must call a conference.\" \"Tout de suite!\" \" A conference?\" \" A gathering of all the animals.\" \"There we must figure out 'ow this hero of yours was able to discover the water.\" \"I have a hero?\" \"Erm, who is it?\" \" Yoo-hoo!\" \" Billy?\" \"Hmm...\" \"Then someone's got to blow the great horn!\" \"Dad?\" \"!\" \"Mm.\" \"There is a great gathering of the animals in two hours, called a conference.\" \"You don't want to be late!\" \"I'm on my way!\" \"Ugh!\" \"Let's see, two hours.\" \"I know I can do it.\" \"Thank heaven for shortcuts.\" \"Well, look who's here.\" \"It's the lightweight!\" \"Hey, Biggie.\" \"What's so funny, carrot top, eh?\" \"We are all gathered together to discuss our precarious situation.\" \"As you all may know, this is our first great historical animal gathering.\" \"For the duration of the proceedings, no-one will inflict harm upon another!\" \" Fine by me!\" \" Meerkats only really count as snacks!\" \"No one is allowed to touch anyone!\" \"Eh?\" \"Billy?\" \"Your report.\" \"Yeah.\" \"So, here's the scoop.\" \"Uh, I found the water, cool.\" \"Who cares what that worm has to say?\" \"He's nothing but a squashed fly on my hoof, s\u00ed?\" \"Problem is, the water's trapped way up in Leopard Canyon, by these massive stones.\" \"It was the leopard?\" \"!\" \"No it was because of a bunch of strange, ugly creatures, naked, without any fur!\" \"Oh, that's gross!\" \"We're talking bloodthirsty, awful beasts.\" \"They call themselves humans!\" \"What a pile of garbage!\" \"And since when did we ever listen to the drivel from a meerkat?\" \"Chino is a dumb buffalo, but for once he's got a point.\" \"Mon ami.\" \"This, well, meerkat has shown more courage than all of you combined.\" \"Oh, such big words coming from you, you... ..you little half-pint.\" \"Do you 'ave any idea what this little 'alf-pint has been through?\" \"Do you just know 'ow many of my comrades I 'ave lost?\" \"The things I 'ave seen from a dark dungeon, where my kind and I were locked up only to languish in the smallest of cells, while wondering if we were to end up on a skewer?\" \"Or perhaps a burgundy sauce?\" \"Mankind treats us like...animals!\" \"Well, that certainly was clear as mud.\" \"And that's why we have to do something!\" \"We have to free up the water now!\" \"Er, correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that mean we have to go through the...\" \"Valley of Death?\" \"!\" \"The water has always come, and it will come this time.\" \"We just have to wait.\" \"The water is not simply water.\" \"It is the blood of our forefathers.\" \"Come on, what's with these two old-timers!\" \"These two tortoises know mankind better than any other alive!\" \"And, of course, much, much longer.\" \" Good...\" \" ... evening.\" \"My name is Winston and... ..l am called Winifred.\" \"We were born more than 700 years ago... ..on an island located deep within the Pacific Ocean.\" \"In all that time, we have come across many human beings.\" \"They have stolen and have murdered and destroyed everything many, many times.\" \"And we let it happen.\" \"And because of this, we have lost everything.\" \"Our beloved home is sadly no more.\" \"Where once were blooming flowers of all colours is now dry and arid.\" \"Where once the very air vibrated with the twittering of thousands of kinds of birds is now only silence.\" \"Where once seals and the beasts of the ocean bobbed in the waves, all life is now at an end.\" \"Gal\u00e1pagos, our wondrous home, is now little more than a wretched, black, dark and oily mass.\" \"The entire world is nothing more than a black, dark and oily mass.\" \"Except for this place here.\" \"But if you do nothing to stop it, this place too will become no more than a blackened stain.\" \"For Man is a thief who comes in the night and takes what he wants from the land.\" \"He is like a snake who eats his own tail to survive.\" \"But the Earth does not belong to Man.\" \"He's only a tiny part of it.\" \"Man did not weave the fabric of life.\" \"He's but a thread within it, for we all share the same breath.\" \"The rising mists of the lush green forests, the refreshment of the rocky mountain breezes, the perfumed scent of the wind after a cooling shower of rain, the plants, Man and we, the animals.\" \"What Man doesn't realise is what he does to the land he ultimately does to himself, and when the land is finally destroyed and the animals are either driven out or killed,\" \"Man will rule over the Earth alone.\" \"Then, lost and forlorn, he too will be wiped from the face of the Earth.\" \"But that is a cold comfort to us now, for every one of you will perish if you don't defend yourselves against humanity.\" \"My dear, you spoke wisely and with great care.\" \"Well, that's because they were your thoughts that I spoke.\" \"What you spoke was greater than every thought.\" \"And still all meaningless, compared to my many years with you, our years together.\" \"It's been wonderful.\" \"Good.\" \"So good...\" \"Winnie?\" \"Winnie?\" \"Winston and Winifred have gone to sleep for the last time.\" \"But they live on in all our dreams and in our hearts.\" \"The day 'as come.\" \"Madame, we are waiting on your command.\" \"But shouldn't we consult the oracle first?\" \"I don't think so, dear.\" \"Been there, done that.\" \" So, to battle!\" \" And down with the beast!\" \"And down with the beast!\" \"Allons!\" \"Et vive la libert\u00e9!\" \"Well!\" \"The least they could have done is consult the oracle.\" \"I get no respect!\" \"What happened to tradition?\" \"It's a disgrace!\" \"Did you hear what I heard?\" \"We've all been asking for advice from that guy?\" \"A hairdresser who talks from both sides of his mouth at the same time?\" \"A proud army, to be sure, Madame.\" \"It is a true honneur to be allowed to march with you.\" \"Yes, we're proud, but are we strong enough?\" \"Remember, the buffalo and the rhino didn't come along.\" \"The 'eroic courage of our brave soldiers will make up for them.\" \"Socrates, hang in there.\" \"We're coming!\" \"How about those who don't have a banana milkshake?\" \"Or a drop of water?\" \"Hey, I can read you like a book.\" \"You wanna make me feel all guilty so that I'll help you escape.\" \"But you're wasting your time.\" \"I can't do anything.\" \"The big guy with the rifle's got the key to the cage.\" \"Here I am, confined to a cage, but yet somehow I remain free.\" \"You are outside, but you're not really free at all.\" \"Are you?\" \"Hmm...?\" \"So...\" \"Duty calls!\" \"Just go.\" \"Playing monkey must be fun.\" \"?\" \"You put your right foot in You put your right foot out\" \"?\" \"You put your right foot in And you shake it all about\" \"?\" \"You do the hokey-pokey And you turn yourself around\" \"?\" \"That's what it's all about\" \"?\" \"You put your left foot in You put your left foot out\" \"?\" \"And you shake it all about\" \"?\" \"You do the hokey-pokey And you turn yourself around\" \"?\" \"That's what it's all about ?\" \"Clearly you are a meat-eater.\" \"One can tell by that, euh, unpleasant breath.\" \"And 'ave a little respect!\" \"Just look at yourself.\" \"Stand up straight!\" \"Chest out!\" \"And why are you so late?\" \"What kind of discipline is that for a soldier?\" \"And take your incredibly filthy paws off my uniform!\" \"To your unit!\" \"This year, please...\" \" Everything all right, my brave hero?\" \" But of course!\" \"I simply 'ad to reprimand the cowardly deserter.\" \"Showtime!\" \"Hey!\" \"Whoa-whoa-whoa!\" \"Toto?\" \"Oh, damn.\" \"The most worthy of foes, yes, without question.\" \"Madame, if you'd allow me, then I strongly suggest we send a message.\" \"Send a message?\" \"Hmm...\" \"And if we're not understood?\" \"This message will be unequivocal!\" \"Oh!\" \"What's that?\" \"Each conference participant is leaving in an almost giddy, light and ecstatic mood.\" \"Come on.\" \"Comrades!\" \"We cannot wait any more!\" \"Let's go!\" \"It's time for heads to roll!\" \"Giselle, I've never heard you speak that way before!\" \"Thank you.\" \"And attack!\" \"'Ard.\" \"Very 'ard.\" \"This could be tricky.\" \"What is that roar?\" \"It's the buffalo.\" \"And the rhinos, too!\" \"What do you know?\" \"Hey, lightweight!\" \"Eh...\" \"See you in hell...carrot top!\" \"Socrates!\" \"Socrates!\" \"Start your drumming, Billy.\" \"You've got the groove!\" \"I've got the groove!\" \"Uh-huh!\" \"Mon Dieu.\" \"Do you see that?\" \"That's my dad!\" \"Billy!\" \"Turtle dove!\" \"Billy, the time has come.\" \"Party time!\" \"?\" \"Well, she got her daddy's car\" \"?\" \"And she cruised through the hamburger stand, now\" \"?\" \"Seems she forgot all about the library\" \"?\" \"Like she told her old man, now\" \"?\" \"And with the radio blasting\" \"?\" \"Goes cruising just as fast as she can, now\" \"?\" \"And she'll have fun, fun, fun\" \"?\" \"Till her daddy takes the T-bird away\" \"?\" \"The girls can't stand her 'cause she walks, looks and drives like an ace\" \"?\" \"You walk like an ace, now You walk like an ace\" \"?\" \"She makes the Indy 500 look like a Roman chariot race, now\" \"?\" \"A lot of guys try to catch her\" \"?\" \"But she leads them on a wild goose chase, now...\" \"The hotel is finished.\" \"I'm ruined.\" \" Are you satisfied?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Look at how happy they are.\" \"?\" \"Well, you knew all along that your dad was getting wise to you, now\" \"?\" \"You shouldn't have lied, now\" \"?\" \"And since he took your set of keys you've been thinking\" \"?\" \"That your fun is all through, now You shouldn't have lied ?\" \"Charles, your passion thrills me more than I can say.\" \"Ah, ma ch\u00e9rie, this is the first step on the journey of a lifetime.\" \"Huh?\" \"From the 169th Climate Change Conference here in New York...\" \"Huh?\" \"I see that we may entertain some unexpected visitors.\" \"And it appears that the animals are finally going to make us accountable for our actions.\" \"Well, what do you know?\" \" G'day, Ken!\" \" Howdy-ho, jumping buddy!\" \"Pal, help me out.\" \"Where's the conference?\" \"What?\" \"The conference of the animals?\" \"Why, it's in America!\" \"America?\" \"I just happen to have a shortcut.\" \"Oh, what a shame.\" \"I could have given him a shave.\" \"?\" \"Nobody is gonna stand in our way\" \"?\" \"Nobody is gonna hurt us again\" \"?\" \"Some say they wanna shoot the game\" \"?\" \"But use your brains We know who's to blame\" \"?\" \"Nobody is gonna stand in our way\" \"?\" \"Nobody is gonna hurt us again\" \"?\" \"Some say they wanna shoot the game\" \"?\" \"But use your brains We know who's to blame\" \"?\" \"Let's go towards a new horizon\" \"?\" \"A place where we can all be free\" \"?\" \"What keeps you all from realising\" \"?\" \"We are no part of humanity?\" \"?\" \"We could have shared and would have lived\" \"?\" \"Forever and again\" \"?\" \"Going there and doing this\" \"?\" \"Like when children play\" \"?\" \"But we can't let you get away\" \"?\" \"With murder, first degree\" \"?\" \"This is the planet of the apes\" \"?\" \"And, Man, you will see\" \"?\" \"Let's go towards a new horizon\" \"?\" \"A place where we can all be free\" \"?\" \"What keeps you all from realising\" \"?\" \"They won't grant us humanity?\" \"?\" \"All they wanna do is hate us\" \"?\" \"Kill us or cage us in\" \"?\" \"Please, wake up, brothers and sisters\" \"?\" \"It's a fight that we can win\" \"?\" \"This is the dawning of the Age of the Animals\" \"?\" \"The new leader of the world will be one of us\" \"?\" \"You had your chance but you built bombs to rain down on us\" \"?\" \"You hung a bell on us\" \"?\" \"We won't take prisoners\" \"?\" \"Ooh-ooh-ooh ?\""} +{"text": "\"(commentator) Apollo is saying \"Come on!\"\" \"Apollo is going right.\" \"He's going for another right... another right.\" \"Now he's gone for the left.\" \"Down on one knee.\" \"Lou Filippo in there wiping off the glove.\" \"Hard left and a right combination.\" \"(commentator #2) What is keeping him up, Bill?\" \"I don't know.\" \"He can't even get his gloves up to protect himself.\" \"Down!\" \"Stay down!\" \"Apollo dancing around with his arms in the air.\" \"Five six... seven eight... nine...\" \"(commentator) Apollo can't believe it.\" \"The champion got a left to the ribs - his right ribs.\" \" You OK, champ?\" \" Yeah, I'm OK.\" \"I'm OK.\" \" Your rib's broken.\" \" He broke my ribs.\" \"I can't see nothing.\" \"Gotta open my eye.\" \"Cut me, Mick.\" \" I don't wanna do it!\" \" Go on, cut me.\" \" Cut me.\" \" OK.\" \"Try it.\" \"Cut it.\" \"You're bleedin' inside.\" \"I'm gonna stop the fight.\" \"You ain't stopping' nothin', man.\" \" You stop this fight, I'll kill you!\" \" All right.\" \"I won't stop it.\" \" I'm goin'!\" \" You wanna go...\" \" Last round.\" \" You gotta do it!\" \"You gotta get it off!\" \"Get it off!\" \"(commentator) There's the bell for the 15th and final round.\" \"You better start fightin'.\" \"You been doin' nothin'.\" \"You been doin' nothin'.\" \"They look like they've been in a war, these two.\" \"The champion really tagged him.\" \"Apollo clearly protecting his right side - his ribs.\" \" Oh, look at that!\" \" Body punches!\" \" Hard left and right.\" \" See the blood coming out of his mouth.\" \"He's spitting out blood now.\" \"A tremendous right hand from Rocky.\" \"Go for it.\" \"Go for it, Rock!\" \"Listen to this crowd!\" \"Left to the ribs.\" \"Another to the ribs.\" \"That left hand again.\" \"Right to the chin!\" \"He's got him up against the ropes!\" \"Apollo, the champion... (Apollo) Ain't gonna be no rematch.\" \"Ain't gonna be no rematch.\" \"(Rocky) Don't want one!\" \" You went 15 rounds.\" \"How do you feel?\" \" All right.\" \"What were you thinking about when that buzzer sounded off?\" \"Adrian!\" \"Rocky...\" \"Rocky!\" \"Rocky!\" \"Rocky!\" \"We have had the privilege of witnessing the greatest exhibition of guts and stamina in the history of the ring.\" \"Adrian!\" \"Rocky!\" \"Ladies and gentlemen, we have a split decision.\" \"Adrian!\" \"Eight for Apollo Creed!\" \" Those fans out there deserve a rematch.\" \" Ain't gonna be no rematch.\" \"Come on!\" \"I had enough things in my face today!\" \"Adrian!\" \"Rocko!\" \"That's my friend.\" \"Rocko!\" \"You're breaking my jacket.\" \"Paulie!\" \" Adrian!\" \"Adrian!\" \" Rocky!\" \"Adrian!\" \"Hey, where's your hat?\" \" I love you!\" \" I love you.\" \"I love you!\" \"I love you!\" \"I love you!\" \"Rocky Balboa!\" \"Get 'em outta here!\" \"Let him breathe, will ya?\" \"Give him air.\" \"Sit down, Rocky.\" \"Sit down.\" \" Did you think you had it won?\" \" I don't know.\" \" How about a statement, Rocky?\" \" I don't know.\" \"I'm at a loss for words.\" \" Get back there!\" \" Rocky, did you think you had it won?\" \" Where's the doctor?\" \" How's my nose?\" \"As bad as Mickey's?\" \"It ain't that horrible.\" \"Now give him a break.\" \"Get outta there.\" \" Is that the worst beating you ever took?\" \" You'll get worse if you don't get out.\" \"What did you think in the last round?\" \"That I shoulda stayed at school or somethin'.\" \" Do you think you have brain damage?\" \" I don't see any.\" \" (Apollo) Where is he?\" \" Apollo, how about a statement?\" \"Get away from me!\" \"Stallion!\" \"Stallion!\" \"You got a dull skull, Stallion.\" \"You're lucky, so lucky.\" \"What you did was a miracle.\" \"You're the luckiest man on the face of the earth.\" \" Do I look lucky?\" \" Nobody goes the distance with me.\" \"Get up out of that chair, and finish this fight.\" \" Don't, please.\" \"Sit down.\" \" Is he serious?\" \" Did the bell save you, Apollo?\" \" Bell nothin'.\" \"I can beat that chump.\" \" I'll fight him any place, any time.\" \" You mean a rematch?\" \"I said any place, any time, man.\" \"Can you hear?\" \"You said there weren't gonna be no rematch.\" \" Look, chump, any place, any time.\" \" A rematch could be worth millions.\" \" Well, I'm officially retired now.\" \" Don't you run out on me now, Stallion.\" \"I gave you a shot the first time.\" \"Now I'll give you a second.\" \"He sure has a lot of energy.\" \"You got nothin' to prove.\" \"I don't care what the hell them judges said - this is the man that won the fight!\" \"I'm gonna show you how lucky you are!\" \"You're gonna fight me again, chump!\" \"Don't run out on me!\" \"Come back here!\" \"Adrian?\" \"You better go home cos I'm gonna be busy healin' here for a while, you know.\" \" I wanna be here.\" \" Maybe you better go home with Paulie and get some - wait a minute - get some sleep, you know?\" \" I love you.\" \" I love you.\" \"See you later.\" \"See you, Mick.\" \"(slurred) Can you fix my nose?\" \"I'm a little depressed about my nose.\" \"We'll fix that all right.\" \"It's the eye that concerns me.\" \"The eye's great.\" \"I ain't never really felt this good.\" \"You guys shoulda seen us tonight.\" \"We did good.\" \"(mumbles)\" \"You had him in the 10th, and in the 15th he was gone.\" \" You think so?\" \" Trust me.\" \"I was there.\" \" How's your face, Rock?\" \" I don't know.\" \"How's it look?\" \"Well, I wouldn't want it.\" \"Rocky, I got a little favour I'd like to ask you.\" \"You know your friend Gazzo, he admires you a lot.\" \" Tell him to give me your old job.\" \" You mean collecting'?\" \" I'm good with numbers.\" \" Yeah.\" \"OK.\" \"As soon as I get finished, you know, healing' here I'll tell him to give you my old job, OK?\" \" I'd appreciate that.\" \" What are you doing here?\" \"Visiting hours are over.\" \"I have to ask you to leave.\" \" Now.\" \" OK.\" \"See you later, Paulie.\" \" OK.\" \"Everybody's proud of you, Rock.\" \" Yeah?\" \" Yeah!\" \" (nurse) Now.\" \" I feel good tonight.\" \" Yeah, you look good.\" \" Let's go.\" \" (Paulie whistles)\" \" How are we feeling tonight?\" \" Oh, very handsome.\" \" That tastes good.\" \" My kid would die for your autograph.\" \" Sure.\" \" Would you sign it to:\" \"\"My good friend Charlie Flynn.\"\" \" My hands are so sore.\" \" It's OK.\" \" It's my first autograph.\" \" Thank you.\" \"You're welcome.\" \"To my good friend Charlie Flynn, who I don't even know.\" \"Yo, Apollo?\" \" Who is it?\" \" It's just me, Rocky.\" \"Listen...\" \" Could you answer me one question?\" \" Yeah, sure.\" \"Did you give me your best?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Thank you.\" \"This year...\" \" You all right?\" \" Great being' outside.\" \"This coming year you're gonna make $300,000.\" \"This fiscal year.\" \" Hey, Rock!\" \" How you doin', Pete?\" \" Hey, could you sign my head?\" \" Yeah, sure.\" \" Thanks.\" \" Hope it don't go to your brain.\" \" Bet that's heavy.\" \" A bit.\" \"Just think how fast you'll be when you get it off.\" \"Just a minute.\" \"Can I borrow this?\" \"Let me use your head.\" \" Sign, Rocky.\" \"Sign the deal.\" \" I wanna talk to you a little bit about this.\" \" It's a standard deal.\" \" Just for talkin' about shaving' stuff?\" \" Sledgehammers...\" \"Whatever.\" \"Batteries...\" \" All kinds of commercials.\" \" Balls and baseballs?\" \" You're gonna make $300,000.\" \"Strike while the iron's hot.\" \"20 minutes, it's all over.\" \" Yeah, people kinda forget.\" \" The time is now to make a dollar.\" \"Sign it here.\" \"It takes you two seconds to sign.\" \"It's a standard deal.\" \"OK, I'll sign it, but I gotta go somewhere now.\" \"Where you goin'?\" \"What could be more important?\" \"I just gotta do some things, but I'll be back.\" \"I'll talk to you.\" \" Give me a call, then.\" \" Where will we call you?\" \" I'll give you a call.\" \" You got a number?\" \"I'll just call you.\" \"I'll go \"Hey!\" \"Yo!\" I'll call you.\" \"All right, you call.\" \"The guy's got brain damage.\" \"It's great being' outta the hospital and not havin' to take all those pills.\" \"And my legs were gettin' so sore and all that from just layin' there.\" \"I was kind of shrinking' and all that.\" \"It's great to be outside, you know?\" \" What are we doin' here at the zoo?\" \" Well, you know, I kinda like the zoo a lot.\" \"It's a special place, especially when it snows - it smells clean and everything.\" \"Don't you like the zoo?\" \"Huh?\" \" I like the zoo.\" \" Yeah, me too.\" \"You know, I was wonderin', like...\" \"What do you think you're doin' for, like, the next, uh... 40 or 50 years?\" \"What do you mean?\" \"I was wonderin' if, uh... you wouldn't mind marrying me very much.\" \"What'd ya say?\" \"If you wouldn't mind marrying' me too much.\" \"Yes.\" \"I'd like to marry you.\" \" Yeah?\" \" Yes.\" \" Yeah?\" \" Yes.\" \"I'll be a good guy, I promise.\" \"I ain't gonna do nothin' wrong.\" \"I ain't gonna leave no hair in the sink or nothin'.\" \"Things are gonna be great, you know that?\" \"Hey, we're gettin' married, you know.\" \"You wanna come?\" \"If you can get out for the weekend, I'll send you an invitation!\" \"That's fantastic, ain't it?\" \"(Tarzan-like call)\" \"(bell rings)\" \"Rocky Balboa, volete prendere Adriana Pernino qui presente per la vostra moglie?\" \" Yeah, absolutely.\" \"Yes.\" \"Adriana Pernino, volete prendere a Rocky Balboa qui presente per vostro marito?\" \" I do.\" \" Thanks.\" \"Io declaro che siete sposo e sposa.\" \"You may kiss the bride now.\" \" I gotta take this off?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Vada in pace.\" \"Go in peace and God bless you.\" \"Uh, thanks, Father.\" \"You done real good.\" \"I'm proud of ya.\" \" Things are gonna be great.\" \" Rocky, congratulations!\" \"Thanks a lot, thanks a lot.\" \"Thanks, Tony.\" \" I ain't gonna need any luck.\" \" Rock, you wanna buy into the pet shop?\" \"Thanks, but I'm gonna do commercials instead.\" \" Commercials?\" \"What for?\" \"Concussion?\" \" Yeah!\" \" Rocky!\" \" Yeah.\" \"Ain't that father somethin'?\" \" Good luck to the both of ya.\" \" Thanks, Mick.\" \"I gotta go back to the gym.\" \"I got a couple of good prospects.\" \" Are they really good?\" \" Pretty good.\" \" See you around.\" \"Thanks for coming.\" \" (Paulie) Can we go drink now?\" \"(Gazzo) Can I borrow the bridegroom for one minute?\" \" You look beautiful, Adrian.\" \" She really turned out pretty.\" \"Listen, how much money you make from your last fight?\" \"How much did you clear?\" \" About 37 grand.\" \" Taxes kill you.\" \"What do you wanna do with your money now?\" \"Put 'em on the street?\" \" I told you.\" \"I just got married here.\" \" I know, and I'm happy for you.\" \"How's about investing in condominiums?\" \"It's safe.\" \" Condominiums?\" \" Yeah, condominiums.\" \"I never use them.\" \"(# Beach-Boy-style harmonising)\" \" Hey, yo!\" \"What are youse doin'?\" \" Hey, Rock!\" \"What's happenin', man?\" \"Well, you know, I just got a little married, you know.\" \" Congratulations!\" \" You guys drinking' some wine?\" \" Yeah, we're doin' it.\" \" Keep singin'.\" \"I like that stuff.\" \" Somethin' for him.\" \" # There are two kinds of love\" \"# That you oughta know\" \"# There are two kinds of love\" \"# There are two kinds of love...\" \" Who are they?\" \" They're the neighbourhood's jukebox.\" \" I never knew you were so light.\" \" Never?\" \"If I did, I woulda carried you everywhere.\" \" Are you gettin' tired?\" \" No, this is great for the arms...\" \"I think.\" \" I can't believe we're married.\" \" We are.\" \"I got proof in my pocket.\" \" Everything happened so fast.\" \" Yeah.\" \" But I knew what'd happen from the start.\" \" What did you know?\" \"The first time I see you, I says to myself, I says...\" \"Even though this girl is suffering from the disease of being shy underneath them sweaters and hat - what did you have on?\" \"20 sweaters?\" \" No, uh... three.\" \" Three sweaters is the best girl in Philly.\" \" Aw...\" \" Oh, yeah!\" \"I said that.\" \"I said that.\" \" Really?\" \" Oh, yeah.\" \"Here we are, safe and sound.\" \"Hey, yo, Butkus!\" \"Could you get down?\" \"Go on.\" \"Go find another seat, will ya?\" \"You want me to help you with this?\" \"Hey, can I take this off?\" \"That's the way I like you.\" \"You know... you're the best thing that ever come into my crazy life, you know that?\" \"Really.\" \"You're the best thing that ever come into my life.\" \"You think it'll always be like this?\" \"Yeah.\" \" I hope you...\" \" What?\" \"...you never get tired of me.\" \"Oh, no.\" \"You ain't never gettin' rid of me.\" \"I hope nothing changes.\" \"I ain't changing.\" \"I sure ain't never changing nothin' about you.\" \" I love you.\" \" I love you too.\" \" It's a nice car, Rock.\" \" It's a great car.\" \" Here's the papers.\" \" Thanks a lot.\" \" Congratulations.\" \" Thanks.\" \"Same to you.\" \"Isn't that nice?\" \" We really don't need a car.\" \" Come on, Adrian.\" \"I'm gonna be doin' commercials now.\" \"I can afford this.\" \"No problem.\" \" Do you know how to drive?\" \" Do I know how to drive?\" \" Do you know how to drive?\" \" I'm one of the greats.\" \"I'll drive you.\" \"Let me put you inside the car.\" \"This'll be like Cinderella and the pumpkin.\" \" Do you know how to drive?\" \" Do I know how to drive?\" \"!\" \"I drive airplanes and bulldozers.\" \"I'd drive you crazy if you'd give me a chance.\" \"Oh, yo, Adrian!\" \"Look at this here.\" \"Tell me that wouldn't look great on you.\" \"This coat here?\" \"Huh?\" \"What about that one?\" \" This coat's OK.\" \" Look at this black thing with the tiger.\" \"You like animals?\" \"I love animals.\" \"Black's kinda my favourite colour.\" \"You wanna buy 'em?\" \"I say we get 'em before someone else buys 'em.\" \"Come on, Adrian.\" \" I think that would be perfect.\" \" I think that's perfect too.\" \"Don't you think this is kind of expensive?\" \"Well, hey, do you like having a good time?\" \"Huh?\" \" Yes.\" \" Then you need a good watch.\" \"I wanna get one for Paulie too, OK?\" \" We'll take these.\" \" What about one for yourself?\" \"I can't tell time very good, but, all right, I'll take one too.\" \"You got somethin' nice for Butkus?\" \"Sure thing, Rockhead.\" \" Do you like that?\" \" Oh, look at that.\" \"Hey, Butkus!\" \"Look at that.\" \"Your neck looks great.\" \"Is that nice?\" \"Hey, Gloria, you got somethin' a little smaller?\" \" Look at that.\" \" Oh, yeah.\" \"Look at that.\" \"You see?\" \"Now, that's what I call class, huh?\" \" Huh?\" \" Yeah.\" \"(Butkus whines)\" \"You OK, Butkus?\" \"Nice house.\" \"I'd say it's a nice house in general, wouldn't you?\" \"Huh?\" \" Look at these bricks, Adrian.\" \" My husband's an expert on bricks.\" \" Are these new bricks?\" \" This is a very solid neighbourhood.\" \" You're gonna like this very much.\" \" I like these bricks.\" \"Very nicely done.\" \"Nice mailbox.\" \"I like this mailbox.\" \"These numbers almost add up to nine.\" \"I like that.\" \"That's a good omen.\" \"Oh, wow!\" \"Nice house.\" \"Really n...\" \"Hey, Adrian, that's a great spot for the bag.\" \"I could teach you how to work that bag someday.\" \"Uh, does it have copper plumbing?\" \"Upstairs and down.\" \"This whole house is supported with steel.\" \"The whole thing.\" \" All these floors are solid oak.\" \"Solid.\" \" Yeah?\" \"Mrs Balboa, can I show you the kitchen?\" \"I think you're gonna really like it.\" \"Solid.\" \"That's good to know.\" \"Hey, Adrian, that's a great spot for a radio.\" \"Right over there, you know.\" \"Look at these steps.\" \"Nice steps.\" \" Hey, nice kitchen.\" \" Nice.\" \"Nice kitchen, yes.\" \" What are taxes every year?\" \" 1500.\" \" 1500.\" \" Hey, Adrian, I like it.\" \"I know a pretty good deal when I see one, too.\" \"Excuse me.\" \"I wanna talk to my husband for one second.\" \" Can I talk to you?\" \" Sure.\" \"I got no appointments.\" \"Rocky, you are making this man's job very easy.\" \"The bank said it will give us a $16,000 first mortgage at 91 per cent.\" \"That don't matter.\" \"I say we get the house now, huh?\" \" We didn't even go upstairs.\" \" That's just details.\" \"I'm sure it's nice.\" \" Details, huh?\" \"Are you sure?\" \" Absolutely.\" \"OK?\" \"All right, we'll take the house.\" \"And it better not leak, or else.\" \"I wanted to tell you...\" \"Excuse me.\" \"Could you stand over there?\" \" I gotta talk secretly with my wife.\" \" Sure.\" \"I understand.\" \"Yeah.\" \"I kinda feel stupid talkin' like this with the lights on and everything but the house here and solid oak floors and all that stuff, and the plumbing wouldn't be nothin' without you bein' here.\" \"Without you bein' here, I probably...\" \"I wouldn't be here either, you know.\" \" You don't have to speak.\" \" No?\" \"(# hums wedding march)\" \"OK.\" \"Let's go celebrate here.\" \" I'll beat you to the pool!\" \" Hey, you guys!\" \"Slow down.\" \"Mary Anne.\" \"Mary Anne, listen to this.\" \"\"You didn't beat nobody.\" \"Anybody who knows boxing knows the fight was fixed.\"\" \"This one came from London.\" \"\"You call yourself the champ.\"\" \"\"You're a fake.\" \"The fight was a fake.\" \"Go kill yourself.\"\" \"Wouldn't you rather play with the children than read hate mail?\" \"\"How much did you get to carry that bum for 15 rounds?\" \"You're a disgrace.\"\" \"Why can't you ignore it?\" \"!\" \"Are you serious?\" \"Come on, let me get you in focus there.\" \"All right, I'm ready.\" \" Are you blind, Rock?\" \" Are you gettin' wise with me?\" \"Come on!\" \"Throw the ball, Swifty.\" \"Let me see your best here.\" \"I'm waitin' for ya.\" \"I'm waitin' for ya.\" \"Come on.\" \"I'm ready now.\" \"I'm just warmin' up.\" \"Are you ready for this?\" \"Keep your mouth closed.\" \"It's comin' in that direction.\" \" What a shot!\" \" Now I know the day weren't no waste.\" \"Come on, Swifty.\" \" Yeah?\" \" Yes.\" \"Adrian!\" \"You did it!\" \"Oh, yeah!\" \"I knew you had it in you.\" \"You woke up, you had a smile on your face.\" \"I said \"Somethin' special's gonna happen today.\" I knew it was gonna be different.\" \"If this kid has your good looks and your good brains and my good left hook, he's really gonna be somethin'.\" \"Oh, no, what if it's a girl?\" \"What if it's a girl?\" \"Oh, I didn't think about that.\" \"Well, she'll be everything I'm not.\" \"She won't have to be shy.\" \"We could give her singing and dancing lessons.\" \"How about a new dress every day?\" \"Have to hire a bodyguard when she starts goin' to school to keep the boys away.\" \"You know how them little boys can be.\" \"A real pest in general.\" \"And if it's a boy, I'd like him to be just like the father.\" \"Don't you think one dumbbell in the family's enough, huh?\" \"I'll tell you one thing - this kid won't get no tattoos.\" \"It ain't gonna be hanging around no corners or dress like no wise guy like me.\" \"He's gonna be a good somebody like you.\" \" Like you.\" \" No, no, no.\" \"Like you.\" \" Like you.\" \" No, no.\" \"Like you.\" \"Like you.\" \"Yo, Adrian.\" \"We did it.\" \"Didn't we?\" \" How you feel, Rocky?\" \" Pretty good.\" \"The reason we didn't call was we wanted to wait till the swelling went down.\" \" I see.\" \" You look terrific now.\" \" Yeah?\" \" We're gonna make a buck together.\" \"That's good.\" \"I got a deal today from Smart Deal Toy Company.\" \"Did you ever hear of them?\" \" No.\" \" Did you ever hear of a Smart Deal Toy?\" \" No.\" \" No?\" \"Big.\" \"They're number one.\" \"And they wanna make a Rocky doll.\" \"You can kick it.\" \"You can beat it.\" \"For kids.\" \"You can kick it.\" \"You can beat it.\" \"It does everything.\" \" Pretty smart, yeah.\" \" Takes a terrific beating.\" \"I think it's a great idea.\" \"We're gonna make a lot of money.\" \"Is he ready there?\" \" Finito.\" \" How do I look?\" \" The best.\" \" Fabulous.\" \" Adrian, how do I look?\" \" Different.\" \" Sensational.\" \"Come on, let's get it on.\" \" OK.\" \"He's gonna be great.\" \" Don't be nervous.\" \" Yeah.\" \"How do I look?\" \" I look stupid, don't I?\" \" Yes.\" \" You got any deodorant?\" \" No.\" \"Uh, excuse me.\" \"All right, we're ready.\" \"Let's go, Arthur.\" \"In the cage, Rock.\" \" Just the way we rehearsed.\" \" Everyone get ready for picture now.\" \"Girls, come on.\" \"Look alive, dear.\" \"Girls?\" \"Yeah.\" \"A little higher.\" \"Show the product.\" \"That's it.\" \"Magic time!\" \"Look alive.\" \" Roll, please.\" \" Speed.\" \" Beast aftershave.\" \"Take one.\" \" Action!\" \" Go now?\" \" Action.\" \"In the mornin' I splash it on and it makes me... smeel mainly.\" \"\"Smeel mainly\"?\" \"Cut!\" \"Isn't that \"smell manly\"?\" \"Can you read that, Rock?\" \" Yeah.\" \" Well, let's go again.\" \"Excuse me.\" \"I know I said it wrong, but it really don't smell manly.\" \"Do you think this stuff smells like a man?\" \"I'd say absolutely no.\" \" Are you finished?\" \" I'm sorry.\" \" OK.\" \"Rolling again.\" \" Speed.\" \" Beast aftershave.\" \"Take two.\" \" Action!\" \"In the mornin' I splash it on and it surrounds my face with class.\" \"Cut!\" \"Action!\" \"And Beast aftershave will turn the women into beasts.\" \"Cut!\" \"Action!\" \"If you want to be the king of the beasts and smell like a jungle rat...\" \"Cat... rat... cat...\" \"They look alike.\" \"Action!\" \"In the afternoon when I put it on to go out with the guys and have a rendezvouse...\" \" Cut!\" \"Cut!\" \"We're cutting this set.\" \" We're going to the alternate set.\" \" I can get it.\" \"It's...\" \" I'm sure you can.\" \"Get out of the cage.\" \" The word \"rendezvous\"...\" \"Rendezvous over to the other set, Rock, if you don't mind.\" \" Sure.\" \" We've only wasted four hours.\" \"Arthur, let's reorganise.\" \"We're going to the alternate set.\" \"It sounded great inside, before it come out like that.\" \"Get the damn club away from him and get the girls into their outfits.\" \"Where is the wardrobe people?\" \"Where are the prop people?\" \"All right, wet him down.\" \" Arthur, step out, please.\" \" Speed.\" \"Beast aftershave: \"The Contender.\" Take seven.\" \"Try to get it right.\" \"Action!\" \"Hi.\" \"My name is Rocky Balboa, the Italian Stallion.\" \"They say I'm the American dream, but not cos...\" \" Can I do it over again?\" \" Christ!\" \"Cut.\" \"No, just keep it rolling.\" \"Keep it rolling.\" \"Just read it off the dummy cards.\" \" Dummy cards?\" \" Please!\" \"Go on.\" \"Wait a minute.\" \"I'd like to explain somethin'.\" \"I ain't punchy.\" \"I got what you call, like, I don't know, a relaxed brain, but I ain't punchy.\" \" It's just the way I talk here.\" \" What's the difference?\" \" Can you just do it the way it's written?\" \" That ain't right.\" \" This whole thing here ain't right.\" \" What isn't right?\" \"Well, you're a rude guy.\" \"I'm trying very hard.\" \" That's bad manners, ain't it, Adrian?\" \" Yes.\" \"I'll tell you, I gotta be almost punchy to be doin' this in front of my wife.\" \"You wanna quit?\" \"Then quit!\" \"Leave!\" \"Get outta here!\" \"I didn't want you in the first place.\" \"You have wasted our time, sir.\" \"This is a complete bust, the whole afternoon.\" \"Leonard.\" \"Leonard, where are you going?\" \"I want you to take him with you, Leonard.\" \"Take him with you.\" \"He is not a professional.\" \"I only work with professionals.\" \"You cost us thousands because you can't read.\" \"\"'Lt's no time to cuss me' snarled the robber.\"\" \"\"'By God, fellas.\" \"Grab your rifles and take colour... cover.\"' How does that sound?\" \" It's good.\" \" Yeah?\" \"Being a good reader's gonna help me get a good office job.\" \" Wanna hear some more?\" \" I can't wait.\" \"OK.\" \"\"'There ain't no cover' said Brad Lincoln.\" \"'We better head for the canyon.\"'\" \" You read nice.\" \" Thank you.\" \"You lie nice.\" \"Thank you.\" \"How far did you go in high school, Mr Balboa?\" \" Uh, ninth.\" \" And one last question.\" \"Do you have a criminal record?\" \"Nothin' worth bragging' about.\" \"Would you be interested in some sort of manual labour?\" \"Well, I got nothing against honest manual labour.\" \"It's just that I'd like to see if I could make a livin' sittin' down, like you're doin'.\" \"Can I be honest?\" \"No one's going to offer you an office job.\" \"There's too much competition.\" \"Why don't you fight?\" \"I've read somewhere you're a very good fighter.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Well...\" \"Was you ever punched in the face 500 times a night?\" \"Stings after a while, you know.\" \"Thank you very much for your time.\" \"I appreciate it.\" \"Mr Balboa, I'm very sorry.\" \"We have nothing.\" \" Are you sure?\" \" Next.\" \"Look, pal, you gotta be realistic.\" \"You got no high-school diploma, no qualifications.\" \"Wouldn't you be more content with a good-paying menial labour job?\" \"Thanks.\" \"The way I see it is I can get another job if I wanna.\" \"But do I wanna?\" \"Do I wanna be doin' something I ain't gonna be happy doin'?\" \"Plus, you know, we need the money now, Butkus.\" \"Dogs don't wanna hear my problems.\" \"Come on.\" \"Yeah.\" \"I wish I was a canine sometimes.\" \"Gimme a kiss.\" \" The only job I got's lugging' beef.\" \" You got nothin' better than hauling' beef?\" \"That's all I got and we're cutting back too.\" \"So, Rocky, it'd be from week to week.\" \"That's OK with me, but when can I start?\" \" How about tomorrow?\" \" Well, how about today?\" \"OK.\" \"We got a load comin' in.\" \"Hey, Paulie, you look kinda skinny there.\" \" Yeah, he's losin' weight, ain't he?\" \" Don't bother to thank me.\" \"Hey, thanks a lot, Paulie.\" \"You don't have to thank me for the watch, either.\" \"Quittin' time!\" \"There's the best-lookin' thing I seen all day.\" \" You look tired.\" \" No, no.\" \"My face is tired.\" \"I feel OK.\" \" You wanna take a hot bath?\" \" No, come on.\" \"I feel dynamic.\" \"Honest.\" \"Hey, listen, tomorrow...\" \"I was thinking at work, maybe after work I'll take you out.\" \"You wanna do somethin' nice, huh?\" \"You wanna do that?\" \" I'd like to do that.\" \"How's your stomach?\" \" Fine.\" \"You look great.\" \"Do you know that?\" \" Hey, Rock, they just like old friends.\" \" Old friends never tasted this good.\" \"I heard that.\" \"Yo!\" \"Yo, Rock!\" \"You wanted me, Frank?\" \"I gotta let you go.\" \"How come?\" \"I'm workin' hard.\" \"I'm doin' good.\" \"Yeah, but we gotta cut back on manpower and you ain't got enough time in.\" \"Seniority.\" \"How about if I take a cut in pay, all right?\" \"Can't do it.\" \"Union rules.\" \"Rules, rules.\" \" Can I finish out the day?\" \" Sure.\" \"Hey, Rocky...\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"Yeah, me too.\" \"(Paulie) You got more stories than a book, you know that?\" \"There's my brother-in-law, Rocky.\" \"Gimme the five.\" \"My brother-in-law come to visit me.\" \"How you doin'?\" \"How's everything?\" \"How's business?\" \"OK?\" \"Yeah.\" \" Lookin' over your old stompin' ground?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Listen, you wanna buy this car?\" \" I thought you liked it.\" \" I don't need it no more.\" \"I can't make these right turns with my bad eye.\" \"Keep hittin' trash cans and things like that.\" \" You got problems?\" \"You need bread?\" \" No, everything's OK.\" \"This car'd look great wrapped around you, wouldn't it?\" \"Look, you need a hand-out, I'll give you a hand-out.\" \"No, I don't need no hand-out, Paulie.\" \"Look, you wanna buy the car?\" \"Sure.\" \"Why don't you be smart and fight again?\" \"That's OK.\" \"I don't need to fight no more.\" \"You wanna buy the car?\" \"You wanna pick up the payments?\" \"My sister giving' you a hard time?\" \"If she is, you break her teeth.\" \"I appreciate the advice, Paulie, but I kinda like her teeth where they are.\" \"There you go.\" \"You bought yourself a car.\" \"Good car, you know.\" \"Gotta buckle up for safety and all that.\" \"Where you goin'?\" \"You need a lift?\" \"Nah.\" \"See you around.\" \"Hey!\" \"Say hi to my sister for me!\" \"Hey, listen, if you two need the car, just ask!\" \"When did you get home?\" \"I thought you were at work.\" \"No, I...\" \"I ain't at work no more.\" \"I got, uh...\" \"I got canned today.\" \"Oh.\" \" What happened?\" \" I don't know.\" \"I was...\" \"It was nobody's fault.\" \"They were just cutting back.\" \"It was economics.\" \" What are you gonna do?\" \" I don't know.\" \"I was, um thinkin' about fightin'.\" \"What about your eye?\" \"The doctor said you shouldn't fight any more.\" \"No, no.\" \"He recommended I don't fight, and I recommend that I do.\" \" You'll go blind.\" \" Nobody's goin' blind.\" \"Honest, I see great.\" \"I see like a beagle or somethin' like that.\" \"Oh, Rocky, you gave me your word you wouldn't fight any more.\" \"I mean, if we need money, I could get a job.\" \"You don't have to do that.\" \"Oh, sure.\" \"I...\" \"I can get my job back, you know, part time, at the pet shop.\" \"But I'm the one who's supposed to support.\" \"It's just for a little while.\" \"Listen, what if you catch some pet-shop disease?\" \"There are no pet-shop diseases, Rocky.\" \"I mean, I... really, I wanna work.\" \"Well, maybe you're right, you know.\" \"You know what's best, you know.\" \"Could you start dinner?\" \"I'm startin' to get hungry.\" \"I just wanna finish my workout here, OK?\" \"Sure.\" \"Who the hell is that?\" \"!\" \" Avon lady.\" \" Is that Rocky?\" \"Hey!\" \"I don't remember giving' you no key.\" \"Come on up here.\" \"Well, the prodigal son returns!\" \"Don't look so bad, do ya?\" \"What's that?\" \"A outer-space monster you brought?\" \"That's Butkus, my large dog.\" \"What's that in your ear?\" \"What is it?\" \"Just a...\" \"I hear stupid things better.\" \"Well, now, did you come here to show me that dog?\" \"No.\" \"Mick, can I have my locker back?\" \" What's on your mind?\" \" Fightin'.\" \"Fightin'?\" \"What?\" \"You wanna go blind?\" \" Nobody's goin' blind.\" \" You heard what I said?\" \"Yeah, and the eye's great.\" \"No problem.\" \"Now, listen, every pug thinks he has one good one left.\" \"Now forget it, cos your fightin' career is over, kid.\" \" Is that right?\" \" I think that's right.\" \"I spend my whole life gettin' a career.\" \"I get one, and you tell me it's over.\" \"What's the matter?\" \"You shook the hell out of the champion of the whole wide world.\" \" You be happy with that.\" \" Maybe we can do better this time.\" \" Or worse.\" \"What about that?\" \" Hey, yo, Mick.\" \"I done you a favour last time, you know.\" \"Can you do me one this time?\" \"I don't know.\" \"You don't understand me.\" \"I wanna show you somethin' now.\" \"Test you.\" \"Now, look, you look right there at the end of my nose, will ya?\" \" I wanna test you.\" \" Look at your nose.\" \"You look at my nose.\" \"When I bring my finger in, you tell me when you see it.\" \" There's the little thing.\" \"I see it.\" \" That's good.\" \" I told you.\" \"It's OK.\" \" Now, wait.\" \"Now we'll try the other lamp.\" \"Now, look here, will ya?\" \"Now, tell me...\" \" I see it.\" \" No, you see nothin'.\" \"Creed would have caved in the whole side of your face.\" \"Now, forget it, kid.\" \"You got the heart, but you ain't got the tooth no more.\" \"Now, forget it!\" \" Is that right?\" \" That is right.\" \"Yeah?\" \"Well, maybe it's you who ain't got it no more, you know that?\" \"Huh?\" \"Yeah.\" \"That's it.\" \"Now, look, you didn't even see that comin', did ya?\" \"No.\" \"Well, that was from a broken-down pug like me.\" \"What do you think the champ would do to ya?\" \" I don't know.\" \"Hurt me bad.\" \" No.\" \"He'd hurt you permanent.\" \"Permanent.\" \"You know, Mick, if...\" \"If I can't fight no more... maybe I can help out around here, you know.\" \"Here?\" \"Well, sure, but...\" \"You know, you're like royalty here, kid.\" \"You want those guys to see you carryin' towels and buckets around?\" \"Where's your dignity?\" \"I don't know how to say this, you know.\" \"I just...\" \"I gotta be around it.\" \"I just g...\" \"All right, kid.\" \"Will you come back tomorrow, huh?\" \"Thanks a lot, Mick.\" \"Look, as long as I'm gonna be promoting this fight myself I want more pressure on for a rematch.\" \"Hey, we can get the same money for the two top contenders.\" \"Why go after Balboa?\" \"Why?\" \"Because there's still a lot of people that think he won.\" \"There's people accusing' me of havin' the fight fixed, of bein' a fake and insulting' my kids at school.\" \" You wanna hear the truth?\" \" Yeah.\" \"The truth is that last time he was damn lucky.\" \"Now he's all finished.\" \"He's been hangin' around doin' nothin' for six months.\" \"Any trainer worth anything wouldn't have nothin' to do with him.\" \"Now, I say let's go after some new meat.\" \"Forget this bum.\" \"Do you think I beat him the last time?\" \"Do you?\" \"Hm?\" \" You got the decision.\" \" Man, I won, but I didn't beat him!\" \"What are you afraid of, Tony?\" \" Honest?\" \" Yeah, honest.\" \"He's all wrong for us, baby.\" \"I saw you beat that man like I never saw no man get beat before and the man kept coming after you.\" \"We don't need that kind of man in our life.\" \"I know what you're feelin'.\" \"Let it go.\" \"Let it go.\" \"You're the champ.\" \"Thank you.\" \"You're in charge of my public relations.\" \"I want a new campaign started.\" \"I want somethin' done publicly to bring this man out, to jar this man's pride to get the people around him talkin'.\" \"If we use this humiliation tactic, you're setting yourself up as the bad guy.\" \"Whatever gets him in the ring.\" \" What's happenin'?\" \" Hey.\" \" What?\" \" Where's your heart?\" \" What are you talkin' about?\" \" You heard me.\" \"Well, what's this?\" \"It's kinda funny, don't you think?\" \"(Mickey) Hey, Chico, listen.\" \"Hey, listen.\" \"What's with the grin?\" \"How'd you get so happy with yourself?\" \"Let me tell you somethin'.\" \"Snarl more, you see.\" \"Now, a good snarl can give you what the Bible calls a psychological edge because you snarl on your punches...\" \"Wait a minute.\" \"Hey, Rock!\" \"Rock, come here a minute.\" \"Show this Latin lamebrain how to snarl and punch.\" \"Show him that.\" \"That's it, you see.\" \"That's ugly!\" \"That's a snarl.\" \"Hey, John, will you empty them buckets?\" \"They're flowing' over.\" \" I'll do it.\" \" Let him do it.\" \" I got it, Rock.\" \" Hey, Rock...\" \"Hey, wait a minute.\" \"Now you can take it.\" \" Whoops.\" \" Hey!\" \"Can't you think of anything tougher to say than \"whoops\"?\" \"Come on, hit that right.\" \"Bang!\" \"(Mickey) Wait a minute, wait a minute.\" \"Hold it.\" \"All right.\" \"Come on, come on, come on.\" \"Yo, Rock.\" \"Yo, Tony.\" \"How you doin'?\" \"How am I doin'?\" \"How are you doin'?\" \"I heard you was workin' in this dump.\" \"What are you doin'?\" \"I'm sweeping' up, makin' a few bucks here and there.\" \"You ain't no janitor.\" \"You don't need a job like this.\" \"Besides, you're Italian.\" \" You come back and work for me.\" \" Well, what would I be doing?\" \"You mean, like, uh...\" \"you know, like, collecting' or somethin'?\" \"What else?\" \"Come back, work on the docks, you get some fresh air.\" \" It stinks in here.\" \" I appreciate the offer, but, uh I can't do that stuff no more.\" \" It's healthy, huh?\" \"Now, look, I gotta go.\" \"Take it easy, huh, champ?\" \"Yeah.\" \"See you around.\" \"Remember that guy, Rock?\" \"Yo!\" \"How's everybody in the clubhouse tonight?\" \" Oh, fine.\" \"How'd your day go?\" \" A million laughs.\" \"It was great.\" \" You need some help with that?\" \" Yes.\" \"Hey, maybe you oughta stay home and rest your stomach.\" \" It's just part time.\" \"We need the money.\" \" Yeah, well, maybe you're right.\" \"There we go.\" \"That ain't my brand.\" \"I like oatmeal.\" \"Listen, why don't we forget all this work?\" \"You wanna come home with me now?\" \"Maybe I'll tell you a few jokes and maybe you'll laugh, you know.\" \"Huh?\" \"We need a few laughs in our life.\" \"What do you think?\" \"Maybe?\" \" Yes.\" \" Maybe?\" \" Maybe.\" \" Maybe?\" \"OK.\" \"Let's get outta here, OK?\" \" OK.\" \" Here we go.\" \"Hey, listen, Adrian.\" \"Listen to this one.\" \"Why do cows wear bells?\" \" Why?\" \" Cos their horns don't work.\" \"Is that killing' ya?\" \"No?\" \"Huh?\" \"They really used to like it in third grade.\" \"I used to break everyone up with that one.\" \"(man) Yo!\" \" You really sweep good, man!\" \" (laughter)\" \"Is he talking to you?\" \"Nah, he probably has me mixed up with somebody else.\" \"Come on.\" \"Italian chicken.\" \"Boy, you guys got the easy life.\" \"Hey, how you guys doin'?\" \"Did anybody move today, you know, huh?\" \"How's life in the bowl?\" \"You gotta exercise once in a while.\" \"Would you like a little snack or somethin'?\" \"Here you go.\" \"Come on, Cuff.\" \"Hey, Link, what, are you drowning down there?\" \"Huh?\" \"Hey, wanna hear some TV?\" \"Huh?\" \"Wanna hear some TV?\" \"... the Los Angeles Rams.\" \"The Rams defeated the Buccaneers in overtime 13 to 10 on Frank Corell's 45-yard...\" \"Hey, Butkus.\" \"Come here, Butkus.\" \"Come on, boy.\" \"What'd you do today, huh?\" \"Did you bark at anybody today?\" \"Adrian!\" \"Sometimes I look at Butkus and I don't think he's a normal canine.\" \" What do you think he is?\" \" I don't know.\" \"He just don't look like a regular dog to me sometimes when I look inside there.\" \"(TV) Earlier today I was down at Apollo Creed's palatial gym and, as usual, the champion was not at a loss for words about Rocky Balboa.\" \"I know a lot of people wanna see me in a rematch with a timid fellow called the Italian Stallion.\" \"But this man does not have the honour to meet me in the ring.\" \"Or is it Scallion?\" \" What is your name?\" \" Balboa did officially retire.\" \"The bum's hidin'.\" \"He doesn't wanna face me.\" \" He's scared.\" \" There's more here than meets the eye.\" \"You've been under scrutiny since that split-decision victory.\" \"A lot of reporters, Apollo, including me, thought it was an even draw.\" \"(Apollo) That's your opinion, but now I'm ready to have a rematch to prove that this lucky club fighter does not have the skill to last five minutes in the ring with a superior athlete.\" \"The man's runnin', he's hidin'.\" \"He doesn't wanna face me.\" \"So I say to you, Rocky Balboa, that I want the American people to know I want the world to know that I'm ready to meet you anywhere.\" \"Any place, any time, I will meet and defeat this so-called fighter the Italian Stallion, if the man only has the guts to give me a call.\" \"Call me collect.\" \"Call me, Balboa!\" \"This would be a legitimate rematch, the boxer against the puncher.\" \"Everyone wants to see them back in the ring.\" \"But there's only one problem:\" \"Where is Rocky Balboa?\" \"Ugly bum!\" \"You know, I was thinking that, uh I ain't supposed to do no commercials and I ain't supposed to work in no meat house.\" \"I'm supposed to be a fighter.\" \"But you... you gave that up.\" \"Mm.\" \"I think I'm becomin' a nobody again, too.\" \" In whose eyes?\" \"Not mine.\" \" In mine.\" \"In here.\" \" We'll get by.\" \" That's just it.\" \"I don't want just to get by the hard way, you know?\" \"I want you to have good things.\" \"I want the kid to have good things.\" \"We'll have 'em.\" \"I just think we need 'em now, don't you?\" \"Rocky, please...\" \"You don't have to prove anything.\" \"Adrian, it's all I know.\" \"I don't want you to do it.\" \"It's all I know.\" \"Adrian?\" \"You know I never asked you to stop bein' a woman, you know?\" \"Please, I'm askin' you, please...\" \"don't ask me to stop bein' a man.\" \"Please.\" \"(knocking)\" \"(knocking)\" \"(knocking)\" \"(knocking)\" \"I think we oughta knock his block off.\" \" Absolutely.\" \" (Adrian) Rocky...\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"Let's do it.\" \"Apollo!\" \"Apollo!\" \"Has a site been chosen for the rematch?\" \"It will be in the Philadelphia Spectrum cos I want this man's home town to see this.\" \"I want all of Philadelphia, all of America, the whole world to see me destroy this man after two short rounds.\" \"After this fight he's gonna have to donate what's left of his body to science.\" \"Rocky, what do you think about the fight taking place in the Spectrum?\" \" Well, I'm very happy about that.\" \" Why?\" \"Well, it's only about ten minutes from my house.\" \"Apollo, people say that you lost the first fight, a victim of the southpaw jinx.\" \" Did fighting a left-hander throw you off?\" \" Southpaw jinx nothin'!\" \"I took the fight too lightly and this man was just plain lucky.\" \"But this time - this time - you all will see the real Apollo Creed.\" \"The world's gonna see the real Apollo Creed.\" \"Lightnin' fast and hard to catch.\" \"No playin', no jivin' - just business.\" \"Rocky, do you think you have a chance this time against Apollo?\" \" I don't know.\" \"He looks pretty mad.\" \" (laughter)\" \" Me and Mick, we're gonna try our best.\" \" His lungs he's gonna punch out.\" \" Now, who's that?\" \"Al Capone?\" \" I would sweat you.\" \"Look here, a lot of people may not like me, and that's OK.\" \"But come November, Apollo Creed will provide the ultimate gala spectacle on Thanksgiving, in front of this man's home crowd.\" \"I'm gonna drop him like a bad habit.\" \"Rocky, your pay is substantial.\" \"What are you gonna do with the money?\" \"The first thing I gotta do is I gotta pay the rent, you know.\" \"And then I made this list on the way over.\" \"I was just thinkin' of things to do.\" \"I'd like to get a couple of hats and a motorcycle and a couple of quarts of perfume for Adrian - she likes to smell good.\" \"Some Muppet toys - you know, Ernie and Big Bird and that frog.\" \" What's his name?\" \"Kermit or somethin'?\" \" I don't know.\" \"I thought maybe a statue for the church, and a snow-cone machine for you, Paulie.\" \" You like snow cones, don't you?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Rocky, got anything derogatory to say about the champ?\" \"Derogatory...\" \"Yeah.\" \"He's great.\" \"How about some clowning shots, Apollo?\" \"Does this look like a circus to you, man?\" \"Come November, you're mine.\" \" He's very upset.\" \" Ah, well.\" \"(Mickey) See how smooth he moves there?\" \" See how he pumps that jab in your eye?\" \" Yeah.\" \"You got guts to go back in the ring with him, kid.\" \"Thanks a lot, Mick.\" \"You see, your style's too easy to figure out.\" \"Left-handed fighters, they're the worst.\" \"They lead with their face mostly.\" \"Tryin' to throw that big left.\" \"Right's no damn good.\" \"They oughta outlaw southpaws.\" \"Why didn't you tell me this before?\" \"I didn't wanna hurt your feelings.\" \"Now, look to pull this miracle off, you gotta change everything.\" \"You gotta learn to be a right-handed fighter.\" \"This'll confuse Apollo and it'll protect that bad eye.\" \" I can't learn how to fight right-handed.\" \" What's can't?\" \"There ain't no can'ts!\" \"There's no can'ts.\" \"Now, he will beat you uglier than you are now.\" \"Now, listen, you start fightin' right-handed and then you change suddenly and that'll make history, but first you gotta get speed.\" \"Demon speed.\" \"Speed's what we need.\" \"We need greasy, fast speed!\" \"Now, I'll show ya a trick how to get some speed in them legs.\" \" Do you have to wear that sweatshirt?\" \" It brings me luck, you know?\" \"You know what it brings?\" \"It brings flies.\" \"I want you to try - listen to me.\" \"I want you to try to chase this little chicken.\" \"What do I gotta chase that for?\" \"It's embarrassing.\" \"First, because I said so.\" \"Second, because chicken-chasin' is how we always used to train in the old days.\" \"You catch this thing, you can catch greased lightning.\" \"Ready?\" \"Well, I'd rather eat it than chase it.\" \"It ain't very mature.\" \"Neither are you very mature!\" \"Listen, get this thing.\" \" I'm a fighter.\" \"I ain't a farmer.\" \" Come on at it!\" \"Go on and get him!\" \"Get him!\" \"Get him!\" \"Get him!\" \"Come on!\" \"What's the matter with ya?\" \"Get him!\" \"Pick him up!\" \"Pick him up!\" \"Pull him round!\" \"What's the matter?\" \"Are you standin' still or somethin'?\" \"Speed!\" \"Speed!\" \"Can't you catch a little chicken?\" \"Huh?\" \"Come on!\" \"Move your tail!\" \"Move your tail!\" \"You look like a girl out there.\" \"What's the matter with ya?\" \"I feel like a Kentucky fried idiot.\" \"Wake up, will ya?\" \"Will ya wake up?\" \"Come on!\" \"Come on.\" \"Give it.\" \"Give it!\" \"Yo, Rock.\" \"What's the matter with my sister?\" \"Well, I wish you'd go talk to her.\" \"Adrian don't like this none.\" \"She's started cryin'.\" \" She don't like me fighting'.\" \" What's with this domestic stuff?\" \"Tend to the business, will ya?\" \"!\" \"Jab that till it hurts!\" \"500 times without stopping.\" \"Do you hear me?\" \"500 times.\" \" I wanna use my other arm.\" \" If you do, I'm gonna chop it off.\" \" Is that clear?\" \" I'll figure somethin'.\" \"I wish you would, Paulie.\" \"I appreciate it.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"Are you finished?\" \"Can we go to work?\" \"That would be nice.\" \"Now, hit that bag.\" \"Hit it.\" \"Jab it till it hurts.\" \"Go ahead!\" \" Three... four...\" \" I want 500 high ones.\" \" Go!\" \" What was that?\" \"Seven or eight?\" \"One, two.\" \"One, two.\" \"One, two.\" \"Come on.\" \"Turn it over.\" \"Snap it.\" \"Snap it.\" \"Come on.\" \"Dig it!\" \"Dig it!\" \"Dig it!\" \"All right, pick it up.\" \"Come on.\" \"Pick 'em up.\" \"Pick 'em up.\" \"Faster!\" \"Faster!\" \"Faster!\" \"Come on!\" \"Faster!\" \"Time!\" \"Time!\" \"Get up!\" \"Get me another one, all right?\" \" Ease up on these sparring' partners.\" \" You just get me another, man.\" \"Time!\" \"What's the matter?\" \"That bag too fast for ya?\" \"(crowd chants) Apollo!\" \"Apollo!\" \"Apollo!\" \"You're gonna pound that sass right out of him.\" \"Last time we shoulda won, but this time you're gonna be scary, kid.\" \"You're gonna be a greasy, fast, Italian monster!\" \"You're gonna eat lightning!\" \"You're gonna crap thunder!\" \"We'll have to put you in a cage, kid.\" \" Let's take a break, all right?\" \" Break?\" \"What break?\" \"Where are you goin'?\" \"We're not finished.\" \"Hey, I said where the hell you goin'?\" \"Ooh!\" \"Ohh... (Mickey) Speed!\" \"Speed!\" \"Catch that punk!\" \"Speed!\" \"Speed!\" \"Can't you catch that little squirt?\" \"Can't you?\" \"Get the lead out!\" \"Move!\" \"Move!\" \"Fast!\" \"You look dead.\" \"If you're gonna catch that little speedball you're gonna catch Creed easy.\" \"Come on!\" \"Move!\" \"Move!\" \"Right.\" \"Time!\" \"Hey, dead ass.\" \"Get over here.\" \"Hey, are you sick, kid?\" \"Kid, what's the matter with you?\" \" Nothin'.\" \" Let me tell you somethin', kid.\" \"Now, for a 45-minute fight, you gotta train hard for 45,000 minutes.\" \"45,000.\" \"That's ten weeks.\" \"That's ten hours a day.\" \"You listenin'?\" \"And you ain't even trained one.\" \"I don't know what the hell you're waitin' for.\" \"What are you waitin' for?\" \"I don't know.\" \"Suit yourself.\" \" Yo, Rocky.\" \" Hey, yo, Paulie.\" \"How you doin'?\" \"I'm worried about you.\" \"I've been watchin'.\" \"Your head ain't screwed on right.\" \"Nah, come on.\" \"I'm doin' OK.\" \"You know, I've been thinking.\" \"Would you like to work in my corner?\" \"Wanna get involved in this fight?\" \" What?\" \"Watchin' you get murdered?\" \" Oh, come on.\" \"I'm doin' OK.\" \"My sister got you so guilty, you're runnin' all over the place.\" \" She'll be all right.\" \" It ain't all right.\" \"Hey, Paulie, it's OK, all right?\" \" It's not OK.\" \" Just leave Adrian alone, all right?\" \"Yo, Adrian!\" \"Where are ya?\" \" Paulie.\" \" Yeah, Paulie.\" \"What the hell you doin'?\" \" What do you mean?\" \" What the hell you doin'?\" \" About what?\" \" About messin' up that guy over there.\" \"Don't start.\" \"I'm just trying to keep him safe.\" \"Yeah, what?\" \"Feedin' these goddamn squirrels?\" \"Did I teach you how to do that?\" \"Ditchin' a guy when he needs your help?\" \" I can't believe my ears.\" \" You didn't teach me anything, Paulie.\" \" And I never hurt Rocky.\" \" You're messin' up his brain real bad.\" \" That's not what I'm doing.\" \" Yeah, don't tell me!\" \" He's gonna get hurt because of you!\" \" It's not true.\" \" Don't say that!\" \" I'm sayin' it.\" \" Come across and tell him it's all right.\" \" If he goes blind, you walk away.\" \"I can't.\" \"I love him.\" \"You don't!\" \"What are you doin'?\" \"What are you doin'?\" \"What's wrong?\" \"Adrian, what's the matter?\" \"Come on.\" \"Where are your guts?\" \"What's your problem, Mick?\" \" My problem?\" \" Yeah.\" \"You got the problem, kid.\" \"You got a ticker problem.\" \"What's the matter?\" \"You got nothin' left inside?\" \"Cos you're training' like a damn bum, you know that?\" \" Bum?\" \" A bum.\" \"Maybe you're right.\" \"Maybe I ain't got it no more.\" \"All right.\" \"Then don't you waste my time no more.\" \"You hear that?\" \"Go away!\" \"Go back to the docks where you belong.\" \"You go back to bein' a two-bit nothin'!\" \"But don't you ever come back here again, because I'm too old to waste my time tryin' to train a no-good loser like you, you bum!\" \" They want you across the street.\" \" What's up?\" \"Your wife's sick.\" \"Mr Balboa?\" \"I'm Dr Cooper.\" \"The baby is fine, even though it's a month premature.\" \" What is it?\" \" It's a boy.\" \"Holy smoke.\" \"I didn't know she could do it.\" \"How's Adrian?\" \"Where is Adrian?\" \"She's had complications.\" \"Like what?\" \"She was haemorrhaging when she was brought in.\" \"The premature delivery was most likely caused by strain of overwork and the sudden loss of blood has caused her to slip into a coma.\" \"Adrian, it's... it's me.\" \"They said outside you're very sick, but I...\" \"I don't wanna believe that.\" \"Maybe you're just tired, you know.\" \"Don't worry about nothin'.\" \"You just sleep as long as you want, OK?\" \"And I'm gonna be here when you wake up.\" \"(knocking)\" \"Rocky, come on.\" \"You're not doin' any good here.\" \"Let's go see the kid.\" \"No.\" \"We gotta see him together.\" \"It's OK.\" \"We gotta see him together.\" \"Mr Balboa, visiting hours are over.\" \"Can't I stay?\" \"I'll be quiet.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"Hospital rules.\" \"I can't do any more of this watchin' stuff.\" \"Do you have a chapel?\" \"Yes, we do.\" \"Good night.\" \"Hi, Rock.\" \"Uh...\" \"That Adrian... she's a good girl.\" \"Me, you know, I'm sorry for both of ya.\" \"Hm?\" \"Well... there's nothin' I can do, is there?\" \"Except...\" \"I'd like to tell you somethin' once, and then I ain't gonna say it again.\" \"Well, Rocky, you got a... another shot.\" \"It's a second shot.\" \"At the, uh...\" \"I don't know, the biggest title in the world.\" \"And you're gonna be swapping' punches with the most dangerous fighter in the world.\" \"And just in case, you know, your brain ain't workin' so good all this happens pretty soon.\" \"And you ain't ready.\" \"You're nowhere near in shape.\" \"So I say, you know, for God's sake why don't you stand up and fight this guy hard, like you done before?\" \"That was beautiful!\" \"But don't lay down in front of him like this!\" \"Like a...\" \"I don't know, like some kind of mongrel or somethin'.\" \"Cos he's gonna kick your face in pieces.\" \"You know that?\" \"That's right.\" \"This guy just don't wanna win, you know.\" \"He wants to bury ya.\" \"He wants to humiliate ya.\" \"He wants to prove to the whole world that it was nothin' but some kind of a freak the first time out.\" \"He said you're a one-time lucky bum.\" \"Well, now...\" \"I don't...\" \"I don't wanna get mad in a biblical place like this but I think you're a hell of a lot more than that, kid.\" \"A hell of a lot.\" \"But, no, wait a minute.\" \"If you wanna blow it, if you wanna blow this thing dammit, I'm gonna blow it with ya.\" \"Do you wanna stay here?\" \"I'll stay with you.\" \"I'll stay with you.\" \"Yeah.\" \"I'll stay and pray.\" \"What have I got to lose?\" \"It's gonna be OK.\" \"\"'There ain't no other trail to the ranch, or no shorter one.\"'\" \"\"'Oh, yes, there is' said Marvel.\"\" \"\"'When I was a kid, I helped my old man trail some cattle up from the border.\"'\" \"Can you hear me, Adrian?\" \"Keep listening.\" \"Keep listening.\" \"\"After breakfast, Bruce watched the party get away on the chase.\"\" \"\"He saw Cora and Kay and Bud start up the valley 15 minutes ahead of the others.\"\" \"\"At the last minute, the girl...\"\" \"Well, I just wrote this thing for you, Adrian.\" \"I don't know... maybe you'll like it.\" \"I'll just read it to ya, cos, uh...\" \"\"Remember when we was on ice skates\" \"And I thought you were supposed to be great?\"\" \"\"But I kept givin' you lip And you kept tryin' to slip\" \"So I could catch you?\"\" \"\"That was our first date And after that every day was great.\"\" \"\"So now I want you to know\" \"That wherever you go\" \"Atlantic City or in the snow\" \"Don't worry about a thing\" \"Cos as long as I got this ring\" \"I'll always be there to catch you.\"\" \"I knew you'd come back.\" \"(Rocky) Thank God.\" \"Anybody want a refill?\" \"Adrian, it cost six bucks a bottle.\" \" I don't need that.\" \"I ain't drinking' now.\" \" So, you haven't seen the baby?\" \" I was waitin' to see him together.\" \" I seen the kid.\" \"The kid's a winner.\" \"He's got forearms like you, Mickey.\" \" (nurse clears throat)\" \" Here he is now.\" \"Look.\" \" There's your mommy.\" \" Oh, baby!\" \"Is that it?\" \" I can't believe it.\" \"He's ours?\" \" Yeah.\" \" He's really ours?\" \" Thank you.\" \"Come on.\" \"You done all the work.\" \"Adrian, I can't believe you done this.\" \" Believe me, we did.\" \" Oh, no.\" \"He ain't got a name.\" \" What do you wanna call him?\" \" Paulie's a great name.\" \"Yeah, Paulie's a pretty good name.\" \" What about after the father?\" \" Rocky Junior?\" \" Come on.\" \"You really wanna do that?\" \" Yes.\" \"Adrian, he's the best I ever seen.\" \"You really done good.\" \"You look so tired.\" \"Why don't you go get some sleep?\" \"Oh, no, no.\" \"I feel great.\" \"Listen, I been thinkin' if you don't want me mixing' with Creed no more we'll make out some other kind of way, you know.\" \"There's one thing I want you to do for me.\" \"Come here.\" \" What?\" \" Win.\" \" Win.\" \" What are we waitin' for?\" \"Take us!\" \"Faster!\" \"Faster!\" \"(Mickey) Keep movin'!\" \"Keep movin'!\" \"Faster.\" \"Pick 'em up!\" \"Pick 'em up!\" \"That's it.\" \"That's it.\" \" Speed!\" \"Speed!\" \" Come on!\" \"Come on!\" \" 59!\" \" One more!\" \"Come on, man!\" \"Come on!\" \"44... 45 46...\" \"Yeah!\" \"47 48... 49 50!\" \"Come on!\" \"Push!\" \"Don't give up!\" \"Get that olive oil out of ya!\" \"Push!\" \"27... 28... 41... 42... 43... 26... 27...\" \"Push!\" \"Push!\" \"Again!\" \"Left!\" \"Right!\" \"Yeah!\" \"That's speed!\" \"(Mickey) Speed!\" \"Speed!\" \"Speed!\" \"(music box plays lullaby)\" \"(whispers) Good night.\" \"Hey, Rocky!\" \"Come on.\" \"Come on, come on.\" \"(chanting) Rocky!\" \"Rocky!\" \"Rocky!\" \"Good evening.\" \"This is Bill Baldwin speaking to you from the Spectrum in Philadelphia, the site of Superfight II with Rocky Balboa, the challenger, and Apollo Creed, the world champion.\" \"My sidekick and partner again tonight - Stu Nahan.\" \"For those watching tonight's telecast we think you're gonna see a real great battle in every sense of the word.\" \"Don't worry about nothin'.\" \"It's OK.\" \"I gotta go.\" \"Adrian, I wish the doctor'd let you go to this fight.\" \"Me too.\" \"You're the man.\" \"You're number one.\" \"The champ.\" \"The best of all time.\" \"The girls love ya.\" \"Men, old people love ya.\" \"Young people love ya.\" \"You're the best.\" \"You're the man.\" \"And he's yours.\" \"He's yours.\" \"He's yours.\" \"This bum shouldn't even be in the same ring.\" \"I want you to show him who you are tonight.\" \"Stick him.\" \"(cheering)\" \" You help with the baby, right?\" \" I'll take care of everything'.\" \" OK, cos you're in charge.\" \" You're gonna be late for your own fight.\" \" Everything's gonna be fine.\" \" Maybe I'd better go fight now.\" \" I love you.\" \" I love you too.\" \" Punch his lungs out.\" \" Adrian, I wish you could go.\" \"(Paulie) The doctor said no.\" \" Take care.\" \" Good luck.\" \"(cheering)\" \"(chanting) Rocky!\" \"Rocky!\" \"Rocky!\" \"The champion has let it be known to the press and radio that he is in the best shape of his career.\" \"And Rocky Balboa, I know, is a 5-1 underdog.\" \"He's a street brawler from Philadelphia.\" \"But can he repeat that incredible performance of ten months ago?\" \"And, you know, he took a real beating at the hands of the champion.\" \"(car horn beeps)\" \"(Rocky) Carmine!\" \"Hey, yo, Father Carmine!\" \"Father Carmine!\" \"Hey, Father Carmine, are you home?\" \"Father Carmine!\" \"Hey, yo, Father Carmine!\" \" Chi e?\" \" It's me, Rocky Balboa.\" \"Rocky.\" \"Ma che cosa fai la?\" \"Non devi fare la lotta questa sera?\" \"I'm goin' to the fight, but I was wonderin' if you could do me a small favour.\" \" Ma sicuro.\" \"Che favore?\" \"Che?\" \" It's about the fight.\" \"Now I got the family and the baby.\" \"I was wonderin' if you could throw down a blessin', so if I get beat up tonight it won't be too bad.\" \"Could you do somethin' like that?\" \"Padre, figlio, spirito santo.\" \"E cosi sia.\" \"Thanks a lot, Father.\" \"I gotta go.\" \"I'm so late.\" \"See you in church.\" \"Take care.\" \" Hey, Rock.\" \" Good luck, son.\" \" Yo, Mick!\" \" Run, or I'll break your head!\" \"Where ya been?\" \"Ya lost your brain?\" \" We got a fight, remember that?\" \" I'm sorry.\" \"I'm here.\" \"Get dressed, will ya?\" \"Stu, there are many rumours about this fight.\" \"The most obvious is a desire for Apollo to draw first blood, to end it quickly.\" \"This would prove that the last fight was a fluke.\" \"Come on, lightning, thunder!\" \"Hurricane!\" \"Hurricane!\" \" Get him.\" \" I'm gonna get him.\" \" Gonna get him.\" \" He's ours.\" \"He's ours!\" \"It's time, kid.\" \"OK, let's do it.\" \"All right, I'm ready.\" \" I think I'm startin' to get a headache.\" \" No, you are in perfect working' condition.\" \" You are perfect.\" \" You look good, too.\" \"And you look perfect.\" \" Hey, Mick.\" \" Yeah.\" \"In case I don't get a chance, I just wanna say I'm gonna be tryin' hard for you.\" \" Thank you.\" \" Ain't this robe nice?\" \"It's better than last year.\" \"Remember that baggy one?\" \" This is gorgeous.\" \"It's perfect.\" \" Yeah, it's real cute.\" \"I like it.\" \"(cheering and screaming)\" \"(commentator) Rocky Balboa heading toward the ring.\" \"Yes, sir.\" \"Rocky Balboa, known to millions as the Italian Stallion.\" \"Making his way to the ring.\" \"Why this fighter of limited ability has gained such popularity is such a mystery.\" \"Rocky Balboa.\" \"The folks at the Spectrum are beginning to chant his name.\" \" He has an awful lot of backers here.\" \" Balboa is wearing a black and gold robe.\" \"He wore a red one the last time from that meat-packing plant.\" \"Or from the high school he never graduated from!\" \"31 years of age.\" \"There he is shaking hands with the referee, Lou Filippo.\" \"And we're waiting now for the champion to come into the ring.\" \"(chanting) Rocky!\" \"Rocky!\" \"It's certainly packed with Rocky's people.\" \"I've never seen so many Italians in one place!\" \"Hey, hey.\" \"You said that.\" \"I didn't say that.\" \" These people are for you!\" \" I appreciate it.\" \" Are you ready in here?\" \" I think so.\" \"Tonight's our night.\" \"By the sound of the crowd, the champion is just now coming into the Spectrum.\" \"And the champion, Apollo Creed.\" \"And he looks a little more determined this time than he did the last time.\" \" It's Apollo.\" \" Who'd you expect?\" \" I was hopin' he wouldn't show.\" \" Ha!\" \"(trainer) The champ of all time!\" \"Now the champion is climbing into the ring.\" \"Very determined-looking.\" \"Very serious right now.\" \"Rocky doesn't look too confident.\" \"(trainer) Apollo Creed:\" \"The master of disaster, the best of all time!\" \"You're goin' down, man.\" \"You're goin' down.\" \"Don't let it bother ya, kid.\" \" Would it bother you?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen!\" \"Welcome to the Philadelphia Spectrum!\" \"(cheering)\" \"This is your main event of the evening:\" \"15 rounds for the heavyweight championship of the world!\" \"(cheering)\" \"In the black corner, the challenger, weighing 202 pounds from the great fighting city of Philadelphia.\" \"The Italian Stallion Rocky Balboa!\" \"(cheering)\" \"And in the red corner, weighing 220 pounds a champion who needs no introduction anywhere in the civilised world the true master of disaster the undefeated heavyweight champion of the world the one, the only Apollo Creed!\" \"(cheering)\" \"Referee Lou Filippo will give the instructions.\" \"OK, I'm gonna give you the instructions now, and I expect you to follow 'em.\" \"Watch your low punches and your kidney punches.\" \"Watch your rabbit punches.\" \"In case of a knockdown, you go to the corner and stay there until I tell you to come out.\" \"OK, boys.\" \"Let's have a good fight.\" \"You're goin' down.\" \"Good luck to you.\" \" He's still upset.\" \" Who cares?\" \"Protect that eye.\" \"No matter what happens, don't go back to fighting' southpaw till I tell ya.\" \"Get him.\" \" (attendant) Good luck.\" \" He'll try to kill you quick.\" \"If you get through this first round, then he's ours.\" \"Show him who you are.\" \"(buzzer)\" \"Rocky Balboa prays in his corner.\" \"The champion dancing over in his.\" \"We're just seconds away from the fight of the century:\" \"Superfight II.\" \"And there's the bell.\" \"The champion comes over in a hurry and throws a couple of rights and lefts.\" \"He starts to take command early here.\" \"Moves his feet along the side of the ring.\" \"Rocky's holding that right hand.\" \"He's fighting right-handed!\" \"The southpaw from Philly is fighting right-handed!\" \"Break that damn jab!\" \"Protect that eye!\" \" (Apollo) Is that all you got?\" \" (referee) Break it up there.\" \"You ready to lay down?\" \"A good right hand, another and another thrown by the champion.\" \"Three good right hands at Balboa.\" \"And Balboa coming back out.\" \"A left and a right to the head.\" \"Balboa appears to be getting hit often, but he seems to be in pretty good condition.\" \"A hard right hand thrown by the champion.\" \"Another right.\" \"Balboa is in trouble now.\" \"Taking rights and lefts as the champion begins to open up.\" \" It was a tremendous right hand.\" \" Balboa is down!\" \"Get back.\" \"We see Apollo hit that bad left eye from the first fight.\" \"The eye that was cut the last time.\" \"Balboa getting up.\" \" Go get him, Rocky!\" \" Go after him, kid!\" \"Go after him!\" \"Yeah.\" \"And the champion starts to move in again.\" \"Going right, left.\" \"He's taking those punches pretty well.\" \"And now Balboa is coming right back!\" \"Right out of the ring.\" \"Coming out now.\" \"Balboa's tagged.\" \"Left and right combinations by the champion.\" \" Another left.\" \" (bell)\" \" There's the bell!\" \" There's the end of the round.\" \"There's a lot of bad blood between these two.\" \"Good round.\" \"Good round.\" \"I can't believe it.\" \"He broke my nose again.\" \"Balboa has gotta be in great shape to withstand that butchery.\" \"That's just what it is.\" \"It's plain old butchery.\" \"Did the switching' bother you?\" \"You shoulda had him.\" \"You can't be hurt.\" \"You follow?\" \"You can't be hurt, cos you are too tough.\" \"Don't let up on him.\" \"This man is dangerous.\" \"Dangerous?\" \"I'm dangerous.\" \" That guy is crazy.\" \" No.\" \"Listen, he's only a man.\" \"You can beat him, because you're a tank.\" \"You're a greasy, fast, 200-pound Italian tank.\" \" Go through him!\" \"Run over him!\" \" I'm a tank.\" \"I'm gonna get him.\" \" This is it, man!\" \" (commentator) Here we go.\" \"Round two.\" \"Round two.\" \"The champion comes back out.\" \"Starting with a left and left and left.\" \"Left to the chin, left to the head.\" \"Coming around now.\" \"He's got that right hand cocked.\" \"He's waiting for that precise moment...\" \"There it is!\" \"But here comes Balboa!\" \"You can't hurt me.\" \"He can't hurt me!\" \"No way!\" \"Break it up.\" \"Break it up.\" \"Break it up.\" \"Break clean.\" \"(Apollo) You're too slow!\" \"Man, you're too slow!\" \"Get your cameras ready.\" \"Watch this.\" \"Watch this.\" \"He's goin' down.\" \"Here it comes!\" \"Rocky!\" \"Get up, Rock!\" \"Get up!\" \"Balboa for the second time is down.\" \"Struggling to get up.\" \"Don't get up.\" \"Just stay down there.\" \"Just stay down there, chump!\" \" I told you!\" \" Beautiful!\" \"Beautiful!\" \"Protect that eye, kid!\" \"Get at it!\" \"The body, the body, the body!\" \"You're a tank, kid!\" \"I told you!\" \"I told you!\" \"And here comes the champion.\" \"Here it is.\" \"A left and a right and he's got him back in the corner!\" \"But here comes Balboa again!\" \"Where does he get that stamina?\" \"He's got the champion trapped in the corner.\" \"And he's breaking left and right.\" \"(chanting) Rocky!\" \"Rocky!\" \"Keep it up!\" \"Keep it up!\" \" I'm standing here.\" \" (commentator) A great second round.\" \"The round is over, but they're taunting each other.\" \"Everybody in the audience better get ready for World War III.\" \"I ain't goin' down no more.\" \"Attaboy!\" \"Go get him!\" \"(bell)\" \"Come on, kid!\" \"The champion again with a combination of lefts and rights to the head.\" \" That was another round for Creed.\" \" Creed keeps piling up the points, but...\" \"Get him!\" \"Hit him!\" \"Just hit him!\" \"Another round for Apollo Creed.\" \"Here comes Balboa again.\" \"Lefts and rights to the midsection.\" \"And those hurt.\" \"(Mickey) Pound the body!\" \"He's won another round.\" \"He now begins to taunt Balboa again.\" \"Get out!\" \"(bell)\" \" I'm gonna give that round to Balboa.\" \" You wonder what's on Creed's mind.\" \"He's lost his first round.\" \"Go for it, Rock!\" \"Balboa is on his way.\" \"Hands up!\" \"Hands up!\" \"Now, just stick and move!\" \"This man is breakin' you up inside!\" \"Now, stick and move!\" \"(bell)\" \"Lightning!\" \"Thunder!\" \"Hit him back!\" \"I thought he took a beating ten months ago, Stu, but tonight it's twice as bad!\" \"Another round for the champion, Apollo Creed.\" \"The left eye is closed.\" \"Now bust him, understand?\" \" Stay away from him.\" \" Don't let him breathe!\" \"Get him!\" \"(bell)\" \"Balboa's taking another beating in the corner.\" \"Another round for the champion.\" \"(bell)\" \"You got him beat on points.\" \"You understand?\" \"Stick and move!\" \"Don't go for the knockout!\" \" He's gonna fall.\" \" He's breakin' you up inside!\" \" How's that eye now?\" \" It works.\" \" You can't do much more with that.\" \" I know what I'm doin'.\" \" You get in trouble one more time...\" \" Please don't stop nothin'!\" \"Now, listen, let me stop it.\" \" You're gettin' killed!\" \" It's my life.\" \"Apollo ahead.\" \"All he has to do is stay away and he retains the title.\" \" Just stick and move.\" \" It ain't gonna be like last time.\" \" Switch now to southpaw anyway.\" \" No tricks.\" \"I ain't switching'.\" \" Yeah, but you're fadin' out.\" \" I don't need no tricks.\" \" I ain't switching'.\" \" You gotta plan.\" \"You gotta switch.\" \"He's ready.\" \"Believe me.\" \"Don't go for the knockout.\" \"You got him burned!\" \"They come to the centre of the ring for the fifteenth and final round.\" \" You're goin' down.\" \" No.\" \"No way.\" \"Here we go.\" \"Let's see what Creed does here now.\" \"Creed has started to move in on Balboa.\" \"He's going for the knockout.\" \"The champion comes out jabbing with that left hand.\" \" The champion is beating Balboa.\" \" Now!\" \"Now!\" \"Balboa just nearly floored the champ!\" \"A hook caught the exhausted champ off guard!\" \"Creed doesn't know where he is!\" \"It's blind instinct.\" \"Balboa is staggering from exhaustion - but a right to the head of the champion.\" \"Another right, and a left.\" \"He's got him into the corner.\" \"Stay away from him!\" \"He's got this thing won if he stays away, but now it is Creed coming back.\" \" Creed with a left hand.\" \" Go for it!\" \"What's keepin' these two guys up?\" \"A tremendous moment.\" \"Now!\" \"Here comes Balboa, but the champion back with another left.\" \"Get away from him!\" \"A right hand!\" \"A right hand!\" \"It's Creed!\" \"Now it's Balboa!\" \"Now it's Creed!\" \"What a tremendous fight!\" \"They're standing toe to toe.\" \"I don't know why the champion is fighting Balboa's fight.\" \"Go, Rocky!\" \"Go for it!\" \"A tremendous left to the head.\" \"A left.\" \"A left.\" \"One!\" \"Two!\" \"Creed will retain the title!\" \"If neither gets up, it's a draw, and Creed will win the title automatically!\" \" Four!\" \" Get up, man!\" \"Get on your feet!\" \"Five!\" \" Balboa reaches for another!\" \" Get up, Rock!\" \"Six!\" \" Now the champ is trying to get up!\" \" Seven!\" \"Get up, Rocky!\" \"Eight!\" \"Nine!\" \"The champ is going.\" \"And he's down!\" \"Ten!\" \"He made it!\" \"Rocky Balboa has shocked the world!\" \"He is the new heavyweight champion of the world!\" \"Ladies and gentlemen in a stunning upset, scoring a win by knockout the new heavyweight champion of the world...\" \"Yo, Creed.\" \"Good luck.\" \"Excuse me.\" \"Excuse me.\" \"I can't believe this is happenin'.\" \"I can't...\" \"And I just wanna say thanks to Apollo.\" \"For fighting' me, Apollo.\" \"I wanna thank...\" \"thank Mickey for training' me.\" \" (man) We love you, Rock!\" \" Yeah, and I love youse, too.\" \"(cheering)\" \"Most of all I wanna thank God.\" \"Except for my kid bein' born this is the greatest night in the history of my life.\" \"I just wanna say one thing...\" \"to my wife who's home.\" \"Yo, Adrian!\" \"I did it!\" \"I love you.\" \"I love you.\" \"Visiontext Subtitles:\" \"Sally Lewis\""} +{"text": "\"Are you seriously trying to rope-a-dope me?\" \"That's an old man's move.\" \"I am an old man.\" \"No, you're not.\" \"But you box like one.\" \"Not bad.\" \"Come on, keep your guard up.\" \"Come on!\" \"Come on, Ben, you're telegraphin'.\" \"Mr. President.\" \"Ten minutes, sir.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Thank you, Forbes.\" \"Hey.\" \"You're not supposed to hit the President.\" \"Yeah.\" \"I know.\" \"I'll get you next time.\" \"Yeah.\" \"I'm sure you will.\" \"Perimeter secure.\" \"Weather's getting worse out there, but we're advised it's drivable.\" \"Post vehicles to standby.\" \"Good evening, Mr. President.\" \"Five minutes, sir.\" \"Thanks, Mike.\" \"Evening, ma'am.\" \"Merry Christmas, Mike.\" \"President gets us off our dependence on foreign oil yet he cannot help a wife choose an earring.\" \"Nah, small one.\" \"Classic look for a classic lady.\" \"Good chat.\" \"Kiss ass.\" \"Well, I love you both but I am going with the long.\" \"I hate going to these fundraisers.\" \"Why don't you go for me?\" \"Oh, honey.\" \"You're perfect.\" \"God forbid people know we kiss.\" \"Now the real bloodbath starts when your mom catches you playing this.\" \"You suck.\" \"You suck worse.\" \"Come on.\" \"Well, he likes it when you call him Dries because it makes him feel like, I don't know, you're pals or something.\" \"Hey, love.\" \"You wanna open a gift before we go?\" \"It's not \"love,\"\" \"and I'm gonna wait till everyone else is here.\" \"Keep forgetting.\" \"Sorry.\" \"Do I really have to come with you guys?\" \"I mean, I've been on so many.\" \"Re-election's hard work, buddy.\" \"Sorry, pal.\" \"Can I at least ride with Mike?\" \"You'll have to ask him.\" \"He's the boss.\" \"Mike, do I get to ride with you?\" \"Okay.\" \"All right.\" \"Okay, Diaz.\" \"You're riding in The Beast tonight.\" \"Merry Christmas.\" \"Thank you, sir.\" \"You okay to stay back and watch the fort tonight?\" \"You kidding me?\" \"In this weather?\" \"Get out of this monkey suit, sit by the fire, watch Breaking Bad?\" \"Fine by me.\" \"My own little retirement party.\" \"Leave the babysitter alone, all right?\" \"Are you going to wear that hat?\" \"I like the hat.\" \"I think it's fine.\" \"It's age appropriate.\" \"You take it off when you get inside.\" \"No, the girls dig it.\" \"Mustang, this is Big Top.\" \"Bringing out the full package.\" \"Let's go.\" \"Package is on the move.\" \"ETA to Morgan residence, 22 minutes.\" \"Keep it tight, everybody.\" \"Hey, Connon Come on.\" \"Scoot back.\" \"Put your belt on.\" \"What if I don't?\" \"Then O'Neil here's gonna punch you in the nuts.\" \"Come on.\" \"You keeping 180 degrees awareness?\" \"I thought you said it was 360?\" \"Yeah, just checkin'.\" \"Setting me up is what you're doing.\" \"All right.\" \"So, how many emergency exits in the West Wing?\" \"Eight.\" \"How many feet from the Oval Office to the P.E.O.C. elevator?\" \"116.\" \"From doors closing in the elevator, how long does it take to get to the P.E.O.C.?\" \"Four minutes.\" \"Security cameras?\" \"How many have audio?\" \"Only the ones in the common areas.\" \"Not bad.\" \"Kid's got it, huh?\" \"Yeah, we're gonna make a Secret Service agent outta you yet.\" \"You just need to remember to keep your seatbelt on.\" \"That's right.\" \"Gosh, it's really coming down.\" \"Hmm.\" \"I've been thinking about shaving my head.\" \"That sounds good.\" \"It's getting worse out there.\" \"Bring it down to five.\" \"Merry Christmas, Mr. President.\" \"You shouldn't have.\" \"My God.\" \"It's my grandfather's watch.\" \"How did you find this?\" \"Just have my ways.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Mmm.\" \"You're just welcome.\" \"Now, let's talk about that shaved head idea.\" \"You were listening.\" \"You didn't think I was listening, did you?\" \"Very clever.\" \"You ever been to a billionaire's Christmas party before, Diaz?\" \"No, sir.\" \"They're overrated.\" \"Yes, sir.\" \"Oh, my gosh.\" \"Look what I found.\" \"Where'd that come from?\" \"Merry Christmas.\" \"Stop, stop, stop!\" \"Hey, Connon stay right there!\" \"Clear communications, Diaz.\" \"First Lady's injured.\" \"Connon\" \"Get some weight on the back!\" \"O'Neil, get on the back!\" \"I'm gonna get this door!\" \"Don't anybody move inside.\" \"Don't move!\" \"Maggie!\" \"Eagle Number One is hanging off the bridge.\" \"Route 117.\" \"Get the birds out.\" \"Sir?\" \"Seatbelt's stuck!\" \"Sir, get out of the car!\" \"I'll take care of her!\" \"Keep your weight on the back, O'Neil!\" \"Roma, open the fucking door!\" \"It's jammed!\" \"It's fucking jammed!\" \"Pull her out that side!\" \"It's going down.\" \"It's going down.\" \"O'Neil, God damn it!\" \"Hold it down!\" \"Mike, it's going!\" \"Hold it back!\" \"Mike, take Maggie!\" \"Shit.\" \"Sir, I'm sorry.\" \"Watch out, it's going!\" \"It's going!\" \"ASHER:\" \"Maggie!\" \"No, Mike!\" \"No!\" \"Dad!\" \"Mom!\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"Yeah.\" \"I don't like going to barbecues by myself, you know?\" \"North Korean maneuvers along the DMZ continue to ring alarm bells throughout Pacific markets, even as President Asher is set to meet this afternoon with South Korean...\" \"Babe, we out of coffee?\" \"I don't know.\" \"Are we?\" \"All right, just...\" \"I thought you said that anything...\" \"You were saying?\" \"I was saying, I'll get some more coffee.\" \"Great.\" \"Yeah.\" \"So, how was the barbecue I missed?\" \"It was actually kind of fun.\" \"You might have enjoyed it.\" \"Yeah?\" \"Mmm-hmm.\" \"Paula's got this new boyfriend who's very sweet but he's working in the same department as her ex, Alex.\" \"Remember Alex?\" \"Anyway, Alex ended up showing up at the party, which was really weird for Paula, who was...\" \"Overwhelmed.\" \"Mike, you're not listening to me.\" \"Yeah.\" \"I was listening.\" \"You were talking about Patty's boyfriend and...\" \"No.\" \"Paula and Paula's boyfriend.\" \"You've met Paula.\" \"It's okay, Mike.\" \"We'll talk about it later.\" \"All right, babe.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"But I tell you what.\" \"Why don't we go see a movie tonight?\" \"Okay?\" \"Just the two of us.\" \"Or you can bring Paula and Patty and their boyfriends.\" \"You know what I think we should do?\" \"I think we should take that holiday that we've been talking about.\" \"All right?\" \"You, me, the ocean.\" \"Come on.\" \"It'll be like the honeymoon we never had.\" \"We didn't have a honeymoon?\" \"Thank you.\" \"Thanks.\" \"So, how was your Fourth?\" \"My fourth what?\" \"Fourth of July.\" \"Don't be an ass.\" \"Some people do take holidays, you know.\" \"Yeah, it was quiet.\" \"You know, we stayed in.\" \"We?\" \"Okay.\" \"I stayed in.\" \"She went out.\" \"I'm shocked.\" \"Ms. Jacobs?\" \"Good morning.\" \"Morning, Director.\" \"How are you, buddy?\" \"Hey, Roma.\" \"Good to see you, partner.\" \"How's the family?\" \"The kids are good.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Yeah?\" \"O'Neil.\" \"Hey, Banning.\" \"You're looking sharp.\" \"So, we missed you for poker, uh, last week.\" \"Where were you?\" \"Missed taking your money.\" \"Yeah, I know.\" \"I've been working the late shift.\" \"Yeah, non-stop action over there at the Treasury.\" \"You gotta do what you gotta do, right?\" \"Yeah.\" \"You guys got a big day coming up, huh?\" \"You got the Koreans coming in?\" \"Nah, I mean, you know.\" \"Business as usual.\" \"Hey, I wanted to introduce you.\" \"This is Agent Jones.\" \"You've heard of Mike Banning, haven't you?\" \"Yeah, yeah.\" \"The guy who told the Speaker of the House to go fuck himself.\" \"Don't you guys have somewhere to be?\" \"Yes, ma'am.\" \"Yes, ma'am.\" \"Hey, Mike.\" \"Good seein' you.\" \"Yeah, you too.\" \"Come Thursday night, all right?\" \"Okay.\" \"7:00.\" \"Not getting any easier, huh?\" \"No.\" \"I want back in.\" \"Desk job is killing me.\" \"Mike.\" \"Everybody knows you did the right thing on that bridge.\" \"Hell, even the President knows.\" \"He just doesn't want to see you and have to be reminded of it every day.\" \"He never even stopped to grieve properly.\" \"Just give it some time.\" \"How's Connor?\" \"President's son, misses his mom.\" \"Hell of a gig.\" \"Misses his buddy, though.\" \"Yeah, he's a good kid.\" \"Is he still sneaking around the White House, making everybody crazy?\" \"Oh, I wonder who taught him that.\" \"You know, the first time you walked into my office out of the darkness you needed therapy then.\" \"Never mind now.\" \"And you don't exactly do yourself any favors.\" \"Where are you going with this?\" \"Mike.\" \"Look, you gotta learn how to get back into the real world.\" \"That's good, Jacobs.\" \"Let me write that one down.\" \"Hey, Jacobs.\" \"Thanks.\" \"I'll be in touch.\" \"Hey, buddy.\" \"What do you think of this?\" \"Hmm?\" \"Which one do you like?\" \"I don't know.\" \"Okay, you take that one.\" \"I'll take this one.\" \"Maggie!\" \"Maggie!\" \"I'll take care of her.\" \"No, Mike!\" \"Deb.\" \"Mr. Foss came in, chest pains, about an hour ago.\" \"Hey, it's Leah.\" \"You've reached my phone.\" \"You know what to do.\" \"Just checking in.\" \"Uh...\" \"Listen, I'll call you later.\" \"Bye.\" \"Get some fishing in.\" \"Hit the bag together.\" \"It'll be fun.\" \"I hate Camp David.\" \"Do we really have to go?\" \"Can't we go somewhere else?\" \"You know, the beach?\" \"Yeah.\" \"The beach does kinda sound better.\" \"Hey.\" \"I've got three minutes.\" \"Let's run down to the kitchen and get some ice cream.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Hmm?\" \"Chocolate chip or rocky road?\" \"I'm gonna have rocky road before you eat it all, like you did the last time.\" \"I don't remember it that way.\" \"Yeah, you did.\" \"Come in.\" \"Mr. President, we're ready for you.\" \"Already?\" \"Yes, sir.\" \"Sorry, buddy.\" \"It's okay, Dad.\" \"All right.\" \"I'll see you soon.\" \"Minister Lee is going to want you to issue a joint statement, Mr. President.\" \"Threatening military action to get the North Koreans to stand down from the border and stop their missile tests.\" \"Which I think we should give them.\" \"Ruth?\" \"Provided that the North Koreans are rational which is dicey, at best.\" \"We bluff.\" \"They call it.\" \"Then what?\" \"Well, who says we'd be bluffing?\" \"Personally, I'd like to try to avoid a war.\" \"Charlie?\" \"I think I agree with Ruth on this one, Mr. President.\" \"Thank you for sitting in, Mr. Speaker.\" \"Yes, sir.\" \"I won't hold you up any longer.\" \"Hello, Mr. Speaker.\" \"Hello, Janie.\" \"What time is Minister Lee due to arrive?\" \"McMILLAN: 7:00 this evening.\" \"Our guests have arrived.\" \"Prime Minister Lee.\" \"I'm Special Agent-in-Charge Roma.\" \"I'd like to welcome you to the White House, sir.\" \"Thank you.\" \"May I introduce my Head of Security and Chief Aide, Mr. Park.\" \"A pleasure.\" \"Prime Minister, after you, please.\" \"Agent Davis will be taking care of your security team outside.\" \"Prime Minister, if you would follow Agent O'Neil, please?\" \"Ma'am?\" \"Private sector looks good on you, Dave.\" \"Yeah, something to look forward to.\" \"Yeah.\" \"How you been?\" \"Ah, I tell you, I miss the Secret Service.\" \"Best years of my life.\" \"It misses you too, old man.\" \"I could still kick your ass.\" \"At what?\" \"Dominoes?\" \"It's good to see you, my friend.\" \"You, too.\" \"Unidentified flight, this is flight leader,\" \"U.S. Air Force aircraft at your starboard wing.\" \"You've entered restricted airspace.\" \"Unidentified flight, you must divert immediately to vector 0-2-0.\" \"Acknowledge.\" \"I'm sorry to have disrupted your vacation.\" \"Please.\" \"I'm glad you could come.\" \"Mr. Lee, we have a mutual problem.\" \"And I think together, I'm confident we can find a solution.\" \"Thank you, Mr. President.\" \"That's why I'm here.\" \"As you know, North Korea has a one million man standing army less than 50 kilometers from our capital.\" \"The threat is real.\" \"Unidentified flight, you must divert immediately to vector 0-2-0.\" \"This is your final warning.\" \"You will be shot down.\" \"Acknowledge.\" \"Anti-aircraft.\" \"We're taking fire.\" \"Mr. Lee, I'm sure you can appreciate that this is...\" \"Sir?\" \"There's been an incursion.\" \"Please stand up.\" \"Let's go.\" \"Move.\" \"Mr. Lee, please join us.\" \"That's not protocol, sir.\" \"He's coming with us!\" \" Move, move!\" \" Get him to the elevator.\" \"Go!\" \"Go!\" \"Find Connor!\" \"Code 999.\" \"Go, go, go!\" \"Move!\" \"Get that elevator open now!\" \"Code 999.\" \"Give me four minutes, Mr. President.\" \"Harden down on Olympus.\" \"Air support on the way.\" \"ETA four minutes.\" \"Code Red.\" \"Air space 1 and 2 compromised.\" \"Bravo, Delta, ready one.\" \"Move to west corner.\" \"Move to west corner.\" \"This way, please.\" \"This is not a drill.\" \"Evacuate immediately.\" \"All units, 999.\" \"I repeat.\" \"All units, 999.\" \"Let's move!\" \"Find my son.\" \"It's O'Neil.\" \"Find Sparkplug immediately.\" \"You okay, Mr. President?\" \"Sir, right this way.\" \"Over here, sir.\" \"Right this way.\" \"Go on!\" \"Get down!\" \"Get down!\" \"Stay down!\" \"Don't move!\" \"Get down!\" \"Get out of the way!\" \"Take cover!\" \"PPD Command, this is Wolfhound Six.\" \"Have bogey in sight.\" \"Wolfhound Six, fire at will.\" \"Repeat, fire at will.\" \"Acknowledge.\" \"Mr. President?\" \"We have confirmation that the bogey is down, sir.\" \"Thank you, Jones.\" \"Activate Com Plan One.\" \"I want open lines to the Pentagon,\" \"Homeland Security and NSA.\" \"Charlie.\" \"Coordinate with the Air Force and FAA.\" \"Find out if that's a lone aircraft.\" \"Yes, sir.\" \"Half hour at the most.\" \"Ruth.\" \"Where the hell is my son?\" \"Just go.\" \"Hey!\" \"Hey!\" \"Hey, get the fuck down!\" \"Thirty-three, thirty...\" \"Mr. Lee.\" \"We've had a problem.\" \"Please have patience with us.\" \"Mr. President.\" \"Yes?\" \"It's a critical message.\" \"The White House is under ground attack.\" \"Officer on deck!\" \"Rapid Response Team from Andrews, get 'em moving!\" \"At ease.\" \"How bad is it?\" \"Front fence has been breached.\" \"We've got a C-130 burning on the South Lawn and a gunfight raging on the North.\" \"Fucking shitting me.\" \"Where's the President?\" \"In the bunker.\" \"Get me the Pentagon on the line now!\" \"Yes, sir.\" \"It's happening.\" \"Mr. President!\" \"Forbes, what are you doing?\" \"Move!\" \"For God's sakes, Forbes.\" \"Move!\" \"You are not to run.\" \"Sit down!\" \" Forbes, what are you doing?\" \" Shut up!\" \"Come on, Tim.\" \"Come on.\" \"Come on, hang in there!\" \"Shit.\" \"Where's the President?\" \"I don't know!\" \"God damn it!\" \"Where's that response team?\" \"They're five minutes out, sir, but...\" \"But what?\" \"We may have a hostage situation on our hands.\" \"P.E.O.C.'s gone offline.\" \"Go back!\" \"Go back!\" \"Go!\" \"Go back!\" \"No!\" \"Ahh!\" \"Shit.\" \"Fuck!\" \"Kenny, get inside!\" \"Get inside!\" \"Come on!\" \"Come on!\" \"Video monitoring off.\" \"Initiating external lockdown.\" \"Go, go!\" \"Move!\" \"Fall back!\" \"Fall back!\" \"They're down the hall.\" \"Shit, we've only got four guys left!\" \"You hold your position, you understand?\" \"I got this door.\" \"Cover the other one.\" \"Ahh!\" \"Fuck!\" \"Oh, shit!\" \"Son of a...\" \"Olympus has fallen.\" \"Olympus has fallen.\" \"Olympus has fallen.\" \"Fuck you!\" \"They've taken the White House.\" \"Move, boy!\" \"Let's go!\" \"Let's go!\" \"Move!\" \"Move!\" \"Let's go, let's go!\" \"Go, go, go!\" \"Command, Sniper Team 1 in position.\" \"East Wing is secure.\" \"West Wing is secure.\" \"Control override complete.\" \"Air vents sealed.\" \"White House systems secured.\" \"All outside networks locked out.\" \"They're coming from the White House.\" \"So far, the perimeter's been set.\" \"We're waiting on more intel to come in right now, and once we do, Bravo team's gonna breach.\" \"Wait for my command to execute.\" \"Yes, sir.\" \"Yes, sir.\" \"Not since the British burned down the White House in the War of 1812 has an enemy force occupied the center of American power.\" \"The White House, the most protected building on Earth, has fallen.\" \"Sir, we have a hot feed from the P.E.O.C.\" \"Minister Lee.\" \"Sir, are you safe?\" \"Are you with the President?\" \"Sir, can you hear...\" \"My God.\" \"Don't negotiate.\" \"Sir?\" \"I have your commander-in-chief.\" \"Now, stand down.\" \"Who are you?\" \"I am the man in control of your White House.\" \"Now, stand your men down.\" \" Stand down!\" \" Sir.\" \"All units, stand down!\" \"Ladies and gentlemen, we are at DEFCON 4.\" \"How could you?\" \"Put your hands up.\" \"Fuck you.\" \"Let go of her, she's a nurse!\" \"No!\" \"McMILLAN:\" \"Bastards!\" \"There is a reason I never voted for you.\" \"Don't do it, Forbes.\" \"The drone has been deployed.\" \"It takes 15 minutes for your Armed Forces to reach the White House.\" \"We took it down in 13.\" \"Mr. Kang.\" \"Can you get them back?\" \"Pull up the surveillance archives.\" \"Hurry, we need a wheelchair.\" \"In triage, do you want me to color-code them or number-code them?\" \"Color-code 'em.\" \"Okay, Fran, we still need to take his vitals.\" \"Fran, we got to take this one to CT.\" \"Let's go!\" \"Let's go!\" \"He's gone.\" \"Oh, Mike.\" \"Mike!\" \"The cellular service in the area you are calling has been suspended temporarily.\" \"I got a head trauma, six-year-old girl.\" \"She's fading!\" \"CT scan, now!\" \"Bring Mr. Asher here.\" \"What are you doing, for Christ's sake?\" \"Oh, sir!\" \"I have no interest in your nuclear launch codes.\" \"By now your Pentagon has changed them, no?\" \"Sit.\" \"You from the North?\" \"You sure as hell are not from the South.\" \"I'm working for justice.\" \"To give millions of starving men, women, and children a chance at more than just subsistence.\" \"To end the civil war your country interrupted so long ago.\" \"And yes, for a united, prosperous Korea.\" \"It's a whole new world, baby.\" \"What's the going rate for souls these days?\" \"What'd you say to me?\" \"I never would have taken you for a traitor.\" \"Me?\" \"What about you?\" \"You sold this country out long before I ever did.\" \"Globalization and fucking Wall Street.\" \"What's it cost to buy a presidency nowadays anyway?\" \"Huh?\" \"$500 million?\" \"I'm a fucking rookie compared to you!\" \"Gotta keep your gloves up, Forbes.\" \"Enough!\" \"Find the boy, his name is Connor.\" \"What about Connor?\" \"What the fuck are you gonna do with my son?\" \"Mr. Speaker.\" \"As both the President and the Vice President of the United States are unable to discharge the duties of their offices,\" \"I'm officially placing you under Secret Service protection.\" \"You are the Acting President of the United States.\" \"Are they alive?\" \"They are.\" \"Sir, North Korea is denying any involvement in the attack.\" \"We've secured the perimeter of the White House and cleared a 10-block radius.\" \"Sir, they've also assassinated the South Korean Prime Minister.\" \"We have contact from inside the White House.\" \"Trace confirms it's the President's sat phone.\" \"Put it through!\" \"Mr. President?\" \"Negative.\" \"Identify yourself.\" \"Echelon Four.\" \"It's one of yours?\" \"Designator?\" \"Oscar Zulu 309.\" \"Jesus.\" \"Banning?\" \"Where are you?\" \"I'm in the Oval Office.\" \"Is the President in the bunker?\" \"He...\" \"Can we trust him?\" \"Banning was one of our best agents.\" \"Mr. Speaker, I just have to say, this is Mike Banning.\" \"Is this the same guy that was removed from the President's detail after the accident when we lost the First Lady?\" \"Ray!\" \"Ray!\" \"Ray!\" \"What's he doing in the White House?\" \"You wanna add something?\" \"I suggest you get your facts straight.\" \"How do we know we can trust this guy?\" \"Banning is ex-Special Forces, Ranger battalion.\" \"He will move mountains or die trying.\" \"I know him.\" \"Does anyone else in this room have any intelligence coming out of the White House?\" \"Then we have no choice.\" \"Yes.\" \"The President's in the bunker.\" \"He's being held hostage.\" \"What do they want?\" \"We're trying to find out.\" \"Who's in charge?\" \"Trumbull.\" \"Are there any survivors with you?\" \"Negative, sir.\" \"They wiped us out.\" \"They have commandos roaming the hallways with enough explosives to take out an army.\" \"Looks like the doors and windows are rigged with C-4 explosives.\" \"Who knows what other tricks they have up their sleeves.\" \"Any team coming in is gonna be ringing the front doorbell pretty loud.\" \"They shut the power down.\" \"Lights off.\" \"And I assume they closed the air vents.\" \"I killed the surveillance, but I don't know how long that's gonna last.\" \"Where's Connor?\" \"We have no status of his location, but he's presumed to still be inside.\" \"Well, they're looking for him.\" \"They have his photo.\" \"Sir, I'm here.\" \"Use me.\" \"Okay, Banning.\" \"Sit tight.\" \"We'll get back with you.\" \"What part of expedite do you not understand?\" \"Sir, we have a hot feed from the P.E.O.C.\" \"Mr. Speaker.\" \"What is it you want?\" \"Recall the Seventh Fleet from the Sea of Japan, and withdraw all 28,500 American troops from the Demilitarized Zone.\" \"If you do not comply, if you attempt any operation to retake this building, if you deviate from my instructions...\" \"Wait a minute.\" \"We can't just recall the Seventh Fleet.\" \"Then I will execute your officials one by one and their blood will be on your hands.\" \"You have until dawn.\" \"I suggest you move quickly.\" \"Who is that guy?\" \"Well, sir, we're running facial recognition on him right now.\" \"Well, he cleared as part of the South Korean security detail.\" \"If we recall the Fleet and leave the DMZ,\" \"Seoul and all of South Korea could fall within 72 hours, sir.\" \"But if we do nothing, they kill Asher, the Vice President, and his entire National Security team.\" \"And Connor, if he's in there.\" \"Mary, get me some coffee.\" \"Half-and-half, three Sweet'N Lows.\" \"In a real cup, not one of those paper or Styrofoam things.\" \"All right.\" \"Let's secure all nuclear sites.\" \"Get me our expert on North Korea.\" \"Then I want to speak with the Premier of North Korea on a secure line.\" \"After that, I wanna speak with the Russians, the Chinese, the British, and the French.\" \"And set up a press conference.\" \"In that order.\" \"United States of America doesn't negotiate with terrorists.\" \"Who said anything about negotiating?\" \"Bring him.\" \"Admiral Hoenig, your Cerberus code.\" \"You kill him, you won't get the code.\" \"I will not ask again.\" \"Give it to him, Joe.\" \"Mr. President...\" \"Shh.\" \"You'll never get mine.\" \"Tango-Juliet-1 9-3-3-4.\" \"Louden\" \"Tango-Juliet-1-9-3-3-4.\" \"What the hell?\" \"Get me Homeland Security.\" \"No, now!\" \"Sir, NORAD reports a Cerberus code has been entered.\" \"Jesus.\" \"Jacobs, I got something coming your way.\" \"I got a Korean commando in front of me.\" \" What is that?\" \" Is he alive?\" \"Ask me a serious question.\" \"Anybody around the table?\" \"We don't recognize it.\" \"Well, whoever they are, they're fucking good.\" \"They're well-trained and they're well-organized.\" \"But I guess you know that already.\" \"Get that over to Langley.\" \"Yes, sir.\" \"So, what have you got?\" \"Talk to me.\" \"They want us to recall the Seventh Fleet and pull our troops out.\" \"Oh, is that all?\" \"A Cerberus code has been entered.\" \"What's Cerberus?\" \"That's classified.\" \"Classified?\" \"Really?\" \"Well, right now I think I have the proverbial need-to-fucking-know.\" \"Cerberus is a highly classified military protocol.\" \"A three-pronged fail-safe in the case of an inadvertent nuclear launch.\" \"It allows us to access the self-destruct mechanism in our ICBMs in-flight.\" \"So even if one of our nuclear warheads was launched and we wanted to abort...\" \"Cerberus is the only way to stop it from reaching its target.\" \"No one person has all three codes.\" \"It's parceled out to the President,\" \"Secretary of Defense and the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs.\" \"All of whom are in the President's bunker right now.\" \"With those codes, they can destroy any long-range nuke that we fire.\" \"And that will make America vulnerable to a nuclear strike.\" \"So, change the codes.\" \"We can't.\" \"Cerberus was designed as a self-contained, total-isolation system.\" \"The only way to change the code is physically on the computer itself.\" \"Which is located in the President's bunker.\" \"So, now we know why they wanted the President's son.\" \"The President will hold out as long as he can.\" \"But if they get his son, if they hurt him...\" \"Well, nobody could hold out under those circumstances.\" \"So, find Connor, get him the hell out of there.\" \"Yes, sir.\" \"Mr. Forbes.\" \"Who is that?\" \"Show him.\" \"Mike Banning.\" \"And who might that be?\" \"He was on the President's protection detail for a few years.\" \"Are we worried about him?\" \"Hell, no.\" \"No.\" \"He should be.\" \"Find Banning now!\" \"He's not here.\" \"We've completed search of the living quarters.\" \"Did Truman gut the White House interior in 1948 or '49?\" \"I believe it was '49.\" \"Steel frame over the old stone walls.\" \"Yes?\" \"He's in the walls.\" \"Connor.\" \"Shh!\" \"How are you doing?\" \"You okay?\" \"Yeah, I'm all right.\" \"I see this is still your favorite hiding place, huh?\" \"Two seconds.\" \"I've got Sparkplug.\" \"Finally, some good news.\" \"He's safe.\" \"I'm bringing him out.\" \"What about my dad?\" \"Your dad's gonna be fine, okay?\" \"Nothing bad's gonna happen.\" \"We're gonna get him outta here.\" \"Okay?\" \"Yeah.\" \"All right.\" \"Let's get outta here.\" \"You ready to haul ass?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Okay, stay close.\" \"Come on.\" \"Okay, come on.\" \"All right, kiddo.\" \"Keep an eye out, okay?\" \"Watch my six.\" \"Jacobs.\" \"Okay, I have Sparkplug.\" \"He's coming out in a ventilation shaft in the northwest corner, ground floor.\" \"Have the green party waiting.\" \"We'll be there.\" \"How are you gonna fit through that?\" \"You're coming with me, right?\" \"I gotta go get your dad.\" \"All right?\" \"Now, listen, you can do this.\" \"Now, you remember the chimney climb I taught you on the Rose Garden wall?\" \"Yeah?\" \"So, that's all it is.\" \"Okay?\" \"It's one foot against the front wall, one foot against the back.\" \"Now, all the way to the top.\" \"Mike?\" \"Yeah.\" \"I'm scared.\" \"Yeah, me too.\" \"But you're gonna get through it.\" \"You're one of us now.\" \"It's yours.\" \"Put that on.\" \"Now, I'm counting on you, kiddo.\" \"Okay.\" \"Good man.\" \"All right.\" \"Let's go.\" \"There you go, kiddo.\" \"I'm gonna push you on up, okay?\" \"I'll see you on the other side.\" \"Okay.\" \"Now, keep movin'.\" \"Sparkplug is on his way up.\" \"Whoa, Jacobs, hold on.\" \"Connor, wait up.\" \"False alarm.\" \"Go.\" \"Okay.\" \"He's coming out, Jacobs.\" \"Hold your position.\" \"Hostiles in the area.\" \"Go, go, go!\" \"It's clear.\" \"Set one.\" \"Going in.\" \"You okay?\" \"Coming out.\" \"Cover us.\" \"Hostile moving toward the ledge.\" \"Hustle up.\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"Sparkplug received.\" \"Good job, Banning.\" \"Now, let's see if we can get the President out.\" \"Roger that.\" \"I want to reassure all Americans and everyone around the world that despite today's events, our government remains 100% functional.\" \"We know that the President is alive.\" \"To our friends, we are grateful for your loyalty and support.\" \"As a nation, we are never stronger than when tested.\" \"We will remain united and strong.\" \"God bless you all, and God bless these United States of America.\" \"Okay, asshole.\" \"Yo.\" \"Hey.\" \"Who's running the show?\" \"Hmm?\" \"Oh, you speak English?\" \"They teach you that where you come from?\" \"'Cause you know what they teach me?\" \"Is how to extract information from people like you.\" \"That's funny, huh?\" \"No, it's funny.\" \"I know.\" \"I get it.\" \"Yeah.\" \"I guess I'm a little rusty.\" \"I liked your friend, though.\" \"He seems like a funny guy.\" \"What's your leader's name?\" \"Oh, I'm sorry.\" \"Here.\" \"How many men you with?\" \"In English.\" \"His name is Yeonsak Kang.\" \"He's the head of the KUF, the paramilitary organization.\" \"No surprises there. 40 commandos breached the gate.\" \"28 are left.\" \"How do we know we can trust the information?\" \"I just asked them nicely.\" \"Kang Yeonsak?\" \"Sir, this is one of the most wanted terrorists in the world.\" \"He was brought across the DMZ as a child after his father was executed for crimes against the North Korean state.\" \"While they were crossing the border, his mother was killed by an American landmine.\" \"This guy masterminded the 2004 bombing of the British Embassy in Seoul.\" \"And he funneled Pyongyang uranium enrichment technology from Pakistan.\" \"He's never before been photographed or identified by any Western intelligence agency.\" \"Well, Jesus Christ, nobody ever thought to look for him inside the South Korean government.\" \"Look, I don't care who he is.\" \"With a force that size,\" \"I have men who can sweep 'em out in short order.\" \"Sir, this is not going to be a cakewalk.\" \"These sons of bitches are pretty fucking tough.\" \"I've got the toughest fuckin' guys in the world.\" \"What we need to know is how to get into that bunker.\" \"Once those blast doors close, you don't.\" \"It's nuclear hardened.\" \"Now, there used to be some old tunnels, but they were sealed up years ago.\" \"Sir, your men need to know what the hell they're dropping into.\" \"Do not launch anything until I do some recon.\" \"Agent Banning.\" \"Yes, I know who you are.\" \"Welcome to my house.\" \"Hey, asshole.\" \"What took you so long?\" \"You're the one that let the First Lady die, no?\" \"And soon, the President.\" \"Failure seems to be a habit with you.\" \"Yeah, well.\" \"Maybe I owe you for giving me the chance for making up for that today.\" \"I admire you for acknowledging your failure.\" \"But there's no going back.\" \"Nothing you try and do here tonight can atone.\" \"Yeah, maybe not.\" \"But I reckon fucking your shit up will be a pretty good start.\" \"You may wanna take a headcount.\" \"The bodies are piling up.\" \"I have more than enough men to finish the mission.\" \"Oh, and by the way, if you're looking for Connor, he's on his way to the baseball game.\" \"How's your wife, Michael?\" \"Leah.\" \"She's a nurse.\" \"Saves lives.\" \"Too bad she will not save yours.\" \"You know what?\" \"Why don't you and I play a game of fuck off?\" \"You go first.\" \"Go kill him.\" \"Madam Secretary.\" \"Your Cerberus code.\" \"No!\" \"Ruth!\" \"Your code!\" \"You'll have to kill me.\" \"As you wish.\" \"There's a saying in Korea.\" \"Seeing something 100 times is not as good as living it once.\" \"Fuck you.\" \"Stop!\" \"Enough!\" \"Enough!\" \"Stop!\" \"Enough!\" \"Give it to him, Ruth.\" \"It doesn't matter.\" \"They won't get mine.\" \"Ruth.\" \"Give it to him!\" \"That's an order, Ruth.\" \"Sir...\" \"Give it to him, Ruth.\" \"Yes, sir.\" \"Echo-Mike 6-0-2-8...\" \"Five, sir.\" \"Get your fucking hands off of me!\" \"Sir, NORAD reports that the second Cerberus code has been entered.\" \"My God.\" \"Mike!\" \"Mike.\" \"Mike, it's me.\" \"Dave?\" \"You scared the shit out of me.\" \"Jesus, what the fuck?\" \"Yeah, just put that thing down.\" \"Jesus, I almost blew your fucking brains out, man.\" \"What are you doing here?\" \"I was with the South Korean delegation.\" \"What the fuck are you doing here?\" \"I thought you were working at the Treasury.\" \"Yeah, I am.\" \"Believe it or not, I came in through the front door.\" \"Oh, fuck, Mike.\" \"I saw my life flash in front of me.\" \"Look at my hand.\" \"Fucking shakin'.\" \"Jesus Christ.\" \"It's good to see you, buddy.\" \"You got a funny way of showing it.\" \"Is the President okay?\" \"He's alive for now.\" \"They got him in the bunker.\" \"Oh, man.\" \"It's a fucking shit show, huh?\" \"Yeah, that's for sure.\" \"Did Roma make it?\" \"Fuck.\" \"We gotta keep movin'.\" \"You got a plan, Mike?\" \"Yeah.\" \"But it hasn't worked out so far.\" \"Fuckin' Mike.\" \"You always were a hardass.\" \"You never change.\" \"Hey, Dave.\" \"This place is getting me rattled, man.\" \"I can't think straight.\" \"You okay?\" \"No.\" \"Not for real.\" \"This fucking Kang guy, he's crazy.\" \"How do you know his name?\" \"Hey, Mike, do you remember that time in New York?\" \"Oh, Dave.\" \"Why'd you do it?\" \"Fuck, Mike.\" \"Fuck.\" \"I lost my way.\" \"You make up for it now.\" \"Tell Kang I'm dead.\" \"And help me save the President.\" \"Kang.\" \"It's Forbes.\" \"I got him.\" \"All clear.\" \"Good.\" \"Okay?\" \"Ruth.\" \"Mr. President, sir?\" \"Rough day.\" \"Could be worse.\" \"How's my hair?\" \"Not a strand out of place.\" \"Any regrets?\" \"None.\" \"You?\" \"A few.\" \"Like running for President.\" \"The office is lucky to have you, sir.\" \"We all may meet our maker today, but the one thing I do not want on my tombstone,\" \"\"She went down without a fight.\"\" \"No danger of that.\" \"Pull up your satellite feed.\" \"Give me eyes on.\" \"Looks like there's only four sentries on the roof.\" \"With the Air Defense grid gone, they're vulnerable to an aerial insertion.\" \"Wait.\" \"Let me get there first and check it out.\" \"We're not waiting.\" \"We have to secure Cerberus.\" \"Oh, fuck.\" \"Send in the SEALs, General.\" \"We're going through the roof.\" \"Command, Tiger flight inbound.\" \"Tiger team, standby.\" \"The assault team is on the way.\" \"About fucking time.\" \"Yes, sir.\" \"Copy.\" \"Here they come.\" \"Command, Tiger flight's three minutes out.\" \"Team, go green.\" \"Go green.\" \"Cho.\" \"Is the Hydra assembled?\" \"Weapon is ready.\" \"Stand by to repel boarders.\" \"Two guys to the left.\" \"Two to the right.\" \"60 seconds to target.\" \"I want a clean deployment.\" \"Fuck.\" \"Tell them to hold.\" \"We aren't holding shit!\" \"Fuck.\" \"Jacobs.\" \"You gotta abort this mission.\" \"They've got the Hydra 6!\" \"What's that?\" \"Next generation weaponry.\" \"Ours.\" \"How the hell would they get that?\" \"It doesn't matter.\" \"We'll take it out.\" \"I said abort this fucking mission!\" \"Let's go get our goddamn house back, Captain.\" \"Tiger 2, Tiger 3, you're cleared hot.\" \"Tiger 2, roger.\" \"Tiger 3, roger.\" \"All birds, be on the lookout for possible advanced weaponry.\" \"Approaching rooftop.\" \"Negative on the four sentries.\" \"Tiger flight is on station.\" \"We got him.\" \"Go, go, go!\" \"We have a radar log source for the target.\" \"Tiger 2 is taking fire from the rooftop!\" \"Tiger team, go combat flight.\" \"Tiger 2 is hit, he's going down.\" \"Tiger 2 is going down hard!\" \"He's hit.\" \"Evasive, evasive.\" \"Tiger 3, fly behind the target.\" \"Tiger 4, adjust approach.\" \"Hang northwest and flank from there.\" \"Tiger 5 and 6, begin formation Charlie.\" \"Take out that gun!\" \"Damn it, drop altitude!\" \"Tiger 1 gunner just got hit!\" \"Three, on your three.\" \"Tiger 6 is down!\" \"Tiger 5 is hit!\" \"Tiger 5 is going down.\" \"Reset formation.\" \"Tiger 1 taking lead.\" \"Roger that.\" \"Need backup.\" \"Two birds up.\" \"Only two birds remain.\" \"Abort!\" \"Abort!\" \"Pull out.\" \"Clear the area.\" \"Roger.\" \"Clearing the area.\" \"Tiger 1 is hit!\" \"Losing control!\" \"Tail rotor failure.\" \"Mayday, mayday, we're going down!\" \"Oh, no!\" \"Five out of six birds are down.\" \"Request a QRT.\" \"Permission to launch second squadrons.\" \"Negative, negative.\" \"We don't have any intel about what other surprises they could have for us.\" \"Return to base.\" \"Return to base, over.\" \"Roger that.\" \"Banning, are you there?\" \"Banning!\" \"Half the White House is just gone.\" \"The residence, the roof, all destroyed, and the remainder of the historic building now trashed.\" \"Speaker Trumbull, that was a very foolish undertaking.\" \"'(our President is next.\" \"You now have one hour to recall the Seventh Fleet and your troops.\" \"Once you do so, I want a helicopter on the North Lawn fueled and ready.\" \"60 minutes.\" \"Fuck.\" \"It's Banning.\" \"Patch him through.\" \"Mike?\" \"Yeah.\" \"We've been trying to reach you, son.\" \"Are you okay?\" \"Mr. Speaker, sir, if we ever get out of this shit storm, you can hold me for insubordination.\" \"But your team needs some serious fucking help.\" \"This is General Clegg, Army Chief of Staff.\" \"I am ordering you to stand down.\" \"Remove your only eyes and ears from the ground.\" \"That's fucking brilliant.\" \"We need to pull you out of there before we lose another hostage!\" \"I am giving you a direct order.\" \"Newsflash, asshole.\" \"I don't work for you.\" \"General Clegg.\" \"I'm the Commander-in-Chief.\" \"If I didn't absolutely need you, I would relieve you right now.\" \"I will not let this asshole blow up America, sir!\" \"General, I don't wanna hear another word out of you unless I ask you a question!\" \"Sir.\" \"Mr. Banning.\" \"Mr. Banning, are you there?\" \"Yes, sir.\" \"What's the plan?\" \"We're recalling the Seventh Fleet, pulling our troops back from the DMZ, and giving them the helicopter.\" \"Sir, you cannot do that.\" \"You cannot give this guy what he wants.\" \"I've dealt with these types of men before.\" \"Give me sometime.\" \"Let me flush him out.\" \"We are talking about the safety of the President of the United States!\" \"We're talking about a hell of a lot more than that, sir.\" \"With all due respect, you're Acting President now.\" \"And I'm the best hope you've got.\" \"Okay, Mike.\" \"You've got 30 minutes.\" \"Leah, call for you on the landline.\" \"The emergency line.\" \"Can you make sure he gets some morphine?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Mike?\" \"Hey, I was just checking in.\" \"Babe.\" \"How's your day been?\" \"Yeah, it's been busy.\" \"It's good, you know.\" \"How about you?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Busy.\" \"Hey, you okay?\" \"Yeah, I just...\" \"I've had to stay a little later than I expected.\" \"Yeah, me too.\" \"You're gonna come home tonight, right?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Sure.\" \"I got a date, remember?\" \"Hey, I gotta go.\" \"All this, uh, paperwork's piling up.\" \"Okay.\" \"I love you.\" \"What's the matter, Kang?\" \"You look like you've seen a ghost.\" \"I guess you don't know who you can trust, huh?\" \"It's over.\" \"No more televised executions.\" \"No chopper.\" \"No more negotiating with you and the United People's Front of Who Gives a Fuck.\" \"I will send the President out one piece at a time.\" \"It won't matter.\" \"Because whatever you think you accomplished, you won't be alive to see it.\" \"Shut him down.\" \"Ah, you're not shutting me down, Kang.\" \"I'm here to stay.\" \"I underestimated you.\" \"It will not happen again.\" \"There is no again.\" \"You're gonna die down there alone, cut off from the rest of the world.\" \"My advice?\" \"Save the last bullet for yourself.\" \"'Cause if you don't,\" \"I'm gonna stick my knife through your brain.\" \"Don't worry.\" \"I'm gonna leak the photos of your body to the press.\" \"You know, 'cause I know you like that kind of shit.\" \"He's locked out our video access.\" \"Secure the entrance.\" \"Leaving now!\" \"Her!\" \"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America!\" \"Your leader is out of his mind.\" \"You fucking idiots!\" \"Go.\" \"Walk.\" \"Move!\" \"Sir, there's movement in front of the White House.\" \"Ours or theirs?\" \"Looks like Secretary McMillan, sir.\" \"Any bulges, wires?\" \"Negative.\" \"Sir, ground reports activity at the White House.\" \"Is that...\" \"McMillan.\" \"Get a team out there now.\" \"And another to cover!\" \"Go!\" \"It looks like Secretary McMillan.\" \"Yes, yes, it is.\" \"Yes!\" \"Mike?\" \"Hey.\" \"He got away.\" \"He's back in the bunker.\" \"You gave it a good shot, Mike.\" \"You saved McMillan.\" \"North and South Korean military forces are on high alert in response to rumors of an impending American pull out from the DMZ India, China and Russia have declared a state of emergency and have mobilized military forces.\" \"In the Middle East, the response to the attack on the White House is jubilant.\" \"Crowds of thousands are celebrating in the streets and American flags are burning.\" \"The power vacuum created by a U.S. departure could spark an immediate and full-scale conflict and that any conventional war in this heavily armed corner of the world could easily escalate into nuclear confrontation.\" \"The hour's up.\" \"Send the helicopter.\" \"Let's recall the Seventh Fleet.\" \"Pull the troops out of the DMZ.\" \"We just lost South Korea.\" \"Our Pentagon sources are now saying that U.S. ground troops have been given the order to withdraw from Korea for the first time in 60 years.\" \"We're also hearing reports that the U.S.' Seventh Fleet has been directed to pull back in the region.\" \"Although unconfirmed, this historic turn of events seems to be motivated by today's attack on the White House, which began as the Prime Minister of Korea was meeting with President Asher.\" \"They're recalling the fleet.\" \"Of course.\" \"What are they doing?\" \"Mike.\" \"We have to get Kang and the President out in the open and take our best shot.\" \"Copy that, sir.\" \"Bravo team is in position.\" \"Sir, we are ready.\" \"All units are in position.\" \"Here come the hostages.\" \"We count 11 targets, sir.\" \"One of them's gotta be the President.\" \"That's their ticket out.\" \"Hercules Six in position.\" \"Can you I.D. the President?\" \"Negative.\" \"Can you I.D. Kang?\" \"Negative.\" \"Targets unclear.\" \"Sir, all ground units are im position.\" \"Do we have the go-ahead to take them?\" \"We're gonna go, we gotta go now, sir.\" \"Do we have the go-ahead, sir?\" \"No.\" \"Too risky.\" \"They could kill the President.\" \"Yes, sir.\" \"It's okay.\" \"We have a tracking device on the chopper.\" \"Holy shit, what was that?\" \"Was that us?\" \"Negative, negative.\" \"That wasn't us.\" \"Where's the QRT?\" \"Though it is not confirmed yet, President Asher is believed to have been among those killed when the Black Hawk helicopter went down in flames on the White House North Lawn.\" \"And certainly, today's events will be recorded in history as one of this country's darkest hours.\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"The President's gone.\" \"Mike?\" \"What the hell happened?\" \"I'm sorry to report the President was on that helicopter.\" \"And Kang?\" \"Kang killed himself.\" \"And all the other hostages.\" \"Wait.\" \"This doesn't add up.\" \"It doesn't make sense.\" \"What doesn't make sense?\" \"Kang would not go out like that, sir.\" \"That's not who he is.\" \"I think he's still in the bunker.\" \"And he has the President.\" \"He's gonna try and slip away.\" \"If Kang is still on the premises with the President, you can't let him leave.\" \"He won't.\" \"I read your Bible, Mr. President.\" \"It says, \"The wages of sin is death.\"\" \"You better keep that in mind.\" \"What are you doing?\" \"Cerberus has been activated.\" \"We haven't launched any missiles yet.\" \"I don't need to launch them.\" \"The explosive force within each hardened silo will detonate the missiles.\" \"Tens of millions of Americans will perish.\" \"Your country will be a cold, dark nuclear wasteland.\" \"Now, too, America shall know suffering and famine.\" \"South Korean officials are saying now that they've called up the reserves.\" \"And they're mobilizing additional armored units in response...\" \"Sir?\" \"Cerberus has been activated.\" \"What?\" \"NORAD confirms.\" \"How did it come to this?\" \"We lost Korea and now our nukes?\" \"They couldn't have broken the code.\" \"That would be impossible.\" \"They'd be on the bunker computer for days to break three codes.\" \"He only needed to break one code.\" \"But we haven't launched any missiles.\" \"They're gonna detonate them in their silos.\" \"How many?\" \"All of 'em.\" \"He's just opened the gates of hell.\" \"Time to go, Mr. President!\" \"You really think you're gonna get out of here alive?\" \"The world thinks we're both dead.\" \"And with you as insurance...\" \"To the tunnels.\" \"Come on, Mike.\" \"Looks like you failed again, Mike.\" \"Sir?\" \"Sir, look at me.\" \"Sir.\" \"Sir.\" \"Okay, it's gone through.\" \"You've lost a little blood.\" \"I'm gonna get you outta here, okay?\" \"Now, you know what to do.\" \"Ben, Ben, come on!\" \"Cerberus.\" \"What?\" \"Cerberus activated.\" \"Cerberus.\" \"Keep that pressed in.\" \"Sir!\" \"Ben!\" \"You're gonna be okay.\" \"All right.\" \"This is Banning.\" \"I have the President.\" \"He's hurt, but alive.\" \"How do I switch this fucking thing off?\" \"Hang on.\" \"Deactivation code!\" \"Find the control panel marked, \"Countermand.\"\" \"Countermand.\" \"Got it!\" \"Flip a blue-white switch marked, \"initiate Recall.\"\" \"Initiate recall.\" \"Okay.\" \"Deactivation sequence initiated.\" \"Please enter abort command.\" \"Come on, come on, come on, come on!\" \"November-India.\" \"November-India.\" \"Lima.\" \"Wait, wait.\" \"Yep.\" \"Five-Oscar-hotel.\" \"Oscar, hotel.\" \"Backslash.\" \"Niner.\" \"Backslash.\" \"Victor.\" \"Kilo.\" \"Hashtag.\" \"What?\" \"Hashtag.\" \"Shift-3!\" \"Holy fuck!\" \" Shift-3!\" \" Echo.\" \"Sierra.\" \"Foxtrot.\" \"Foxtrot.\" \" Is that it?\" \" That's it.\" \"Cerberus has been deactivated.\" \"Sir,\" \"NORAD confirms Cerberus has been shut down.\" \"Good.\" \"Now get me Seoul and Pyongyang on the line.\" \"Are you ready, Mr. President?\" \"Sorry about the house, sir.\" \"It's okay.\" \"I believe it's insured.\" \"We've lost good friends.\" \"Family.\" \"All good people.\" \"Heroes, every one of them.\" \"Dad!\" \"Our hearts and prayers go out to their families.\" \"And they will be remembered.\" \"Nor will we forget those who serve out of the spotlight, to whom we owe our highest gratitude.\" \"Our foe did not come only to destroy our things or our people.\" \"Are you okay?\" \"They came to desecrate a way of Hie.\" \"To foul our beliefs.\" \"Trample our freedom.\" \"And in this, not only did they fail, they granted us the greatest gift.\" \"A chance at our rebirth.\" \"We will rise.\" \"Renewed.\" \"Stronger and united.\" \"This is our time.\" \"Our chance to get back to the best of who we are.\" \"To lead by example, with the dignity, integrity, and honor that built this country and which will build it once again.\" \"May God bless you.\" \"And may God bless the United States of America.\""} +{"text": "\"WOMAN 1 ON RADIO:\" \"Are you sitting quite comfortably?\" \"Then I'll begin.\" \"MAN 1 ON RADIO:\" \"And the Home Service will be on the air at 6:45, with a market report for farmers.\" \"MAN 2 ON RADIO:\" \"No, no, I'm the treasurer of the Picnic Committee.\" \"WOMAN 2:\" \"The treasurer?\" \"MAN 3 ON RADIO:\" \"Answers, please.\" \"Not to me, but to our producer.\" \"Cheerio!\" \"See you next week!\" \" Good night, Dad.\" \" Good night, James.\" \"Straight to bed.\" \" Good night, Mum.\" \" Good night, James.\" \"Sleep tight!\" \"Off with the lights now, please.\" \"It's 9:00 at night and the dull dudes on the planet are sitting in their slippers sipping their sherries, but the people who love to rock and to roll are ready to ride the rock 'n' roller-coaster once more.\" \"You are listening to Radio Rock and I'm the Count, and I'm counting on you, as we count down to ecstasy and rock all day and all of the night.\" \"(ALL DAY AND ALL OF THE NIGHT PLAYING)\" \" How much longer?\" \" No time at all.\" \"There she is.\" \"Where she is?\" \"There she is.\" \" I'm here to see Quentin.\" \" Come, come.\" \"(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)\" \"QUENTIN:\" \"Enter.\" \" Carl?\" \" Yes.\" \"My favorite godson.\" \" Have we met before?\" \" I don't think so.\" \"No.\" \"There was a lost decade, so I always have to check.\" \" How's your mum?\" \" She's fine.\" \"Not over-fond of me at the moment.\" \"She's a very attractive woman.\" \" (CHUCKLES) Well, I...\" \" No, seriously.\" \"I mean, to you, she's your mum, but to people of my age, she's a sexual legend.\" \"So...\" \"Expelled?\" \" That's right.\" \" What for?\" \"I suppose smoking was the clincher.\" \"Drugs or cigarettes?\" \"Well, both.\" \"Well done.\" \"Proud of you.\" \"So your mum sent you here in the hope that a little bracing sea air would sort you out?\" \" Something like that.\" \" Spectacular mistake.\" \"But, if you don't drown, we can at least help you to give up smoking and drug-taking.\" \"I just have and I feel so much better for it.\" \"Cigarette?\" \"(LAUGHS)\" \"No, thank you.\" \"Spliff?\" \"Excuse me, everyone.\" \"Could I introduce Carl, my godson?\" \"Welcome aboard.\" \"I'm the Count.\" \"I must be obeyed.\" \"It's an honor.\" \"Hi, Carl.\" \"Don't miss Simple Simon's Super Sunday Smashes.\" \"I'm Simon.\" \"That's why I just said that.\" \"Hi, I'm Angus \"The Nut\" Nutsford.\" \"Hello there.\" \"I'm John, News and Information Gathering.\" \"Hi, I'm Felicity.\" \" I didn't think girls were...\" \" I'm a lesbian.\" \"Who cooks.\" \" Of course.\" \" Have a piece of toast.\" \" Could I have a Mars?\" \" Don't touch those, I've just arranged them.\" \"Do you...\" \"Do you know what a lesbian is?\" \" I do.\" \" Fun times, eh?\" \"FELICITY:\" \"Anyone, toast, toast?\" \"I'm Thick Kevin.\" \" Your delightful roommate.\" \" Great.\" \"I'm Carl.\" \" Cool name.\" \" Why Thick Kevin?\" \" I don't...\" \" It's 'cause he's really, really thick.\" \"This is, of course, Dave.\" \"Wow.\" \"Big, but very beautiful.\" \"Welcome to the Boat of Love.\" \"ANNOUNCER ON RADIO:\" \"You know, if God were a DJ, he'd be on this station.\" \"Let's have a tune, I'm sick of this silence.\" \"(SCREAMING)\" \"And that was the sound of someone who missed last Sunday's chart show.\" \"ANNOUNCER ON RADIO:\" \"Don't go mad and shoot yourself in the head.\" \"Listen to Simple Simon's show...\" \"Why am I queuing up my own records?\" \"While I was swimming, I passed by a squirrel.\" \"I just broke the knob off the record player.\" \"Let's do it right now.\" \"I'm busting for a wee.\" \"A small knob.\" \"I like it.\" \"I said, \"Mr. Squirrel, why are you swimming on your back?\"\" \"Voil\u00e0!\" \"\"Well, I swim on my back to keep my nuts dry.\"\" \"I'm on fire!\" \"All right, I'm out.\" \"You're probably still at school, it's 20 to 3:00.\" \"Or you might be bunking off, in which case, good on you.\" \" Carl?\" \" Yes.\" \" How you doing?\" \" Quite good, thank you.\" \" Are you nervous?\" \" A little bit.\" \" Come over here.\" \"Yeah, come over here.\" \" There?\" \"Come on.\" \"Welcome.\" \"Turn around.\" \"Now get the fuck out.\" \"(LAUGHING)\" \"SIMON:\" \"Okay, so the Tuesday night of fun starts here.\" \"We're ready...\" \" We're ready.\" \"Gather 'round.\" \" Steam, steam, steam, steam.\" \"Okay, so the teams are Dave and the Count versus Young Carl and Thick Kevin.\" \"CARL:\" \"Okay?\" \"Don't worry, it's not because I'm actually thick that I'm called Thick Kevin, it's just a nickname.\" \"That's right.\" \"So, who wants to go first?\" \" Wanna guess?\" \" COUNT:\" \"I'll guess, fine.\" \"SIMON:\" \"All right, who's going?\" \"Big Bad Dave.\" \"SIMON:\" \"No looking.\" \"30 seconds starting from now!\" \"Easy.\" \"Your president.\" \" What?\" \" Your president.\" \" Lyndon Johnson.\" \" Yes!\" \" He wrote Oliver Twist.\" \" Charles Dickens.\" \"Go, go, go, go, go, go!\" \"Lovely.\" \"Lead singer of The Rolling Stones.\" \" COUNT:\" \"Mick Jagger.\" \" Yes.\" \" Is a spy, 007, yes!\" \" Bond, James Bond!\" \"And the actor who plays.\" \"(IMITATING SEAN CONNERY) \"Hello, I'm James Bond.\"\" \" DAVE:\" \"The actor who plays 007...\" \"Yes!\" \" Sean Connery.\" \" Quickly, quickly.\" \"Time, time, time.\" \" Hello, I'm a Beatle.\" \" I'm one of the Beatles.\" \" Time, time, time, no, no, no, no.\" \" That one doesn't count.\" \" That was gonna be good.\" \"SIMON:\" \"That's 6 to 0.\" \"COUNT:\" \"I feel good about this one.\" \" COUNT:\" \"Forget it now.\" \" Well, all right.\" \"Ready to rock.\" \"Okay, the thing about Kev is you gotta think outside the box.\" \" Think outside the box.\" \" He's ready to rock.\" \"SIMON:\" \"Forget about the box.\" \"JOHN:\" \"Thirty seconds from now!\" \"COUNT:\" \"Go!\" \"You can do it.\" \"It's a type of bird, but it's wearing a hat.\" \"COUNT:\" \"Fucking genius.\" \"He's just nervous.\" \"KEVIN:\" \"Not so much a hat.\" \"Something that's at the top of a coat and attached to the coat and covers the head, but is not a hat.\" \" A hood?\" \" Yes, and now first name, type of bird.\" \" It's a something hood.\" \" Robin Hood!\" \"(ALL EXCLAIMING)\" \"Why didn't you just say he lived in Sherwood Forest and has a bow and arrow?\" \"Yeah?\" \"What?\" \"Who are you talking about?\" \"Robin Hood.\" \" I didn't know that.\" \" JOHN:\" \"Counting down.\" \"Right, hang on, no.\" \"Tricky one.\" \"SIMON:\" \"It's like he's having a stroke.\" \"Nice guy.\" \" Nice guy?\" \" KEVIN:\" \"Yes, very nice guy.\" \" (LAUGHING) Really nice guy.\" \" CARL:\" \"Is that it?\" \"No.\" \"Has lots of friends.\" \"Has long hair.\" \"Ah!\" \" Jimi Hendrix?\" \" No, much older.\" \" No shoes.\" \" (LAUGHING) I know this.\" \"Nice guy, has long hair, doesn't have any shoes.\" \"KEVIN:\" \"Think about it.\" \" Must be...\" \" It's like watching a baby drown.\" \"Wore a dress.\" \" Dress?\" \" Wore a dress!\" \"This had better not be Jesus.\" \" Yes, Jesus!\" \" Obviously!\" \"Rock on!\" \"Why didn't you say he was the Son of God?\" \"Was he?\" \"Now, there is one final matter to discuss.\" \" Pirate radio.\" \" MAN:\" \"Goodness.\" \" In whose department does this fall?\" \" That would be me, Prime Minister.\" \"What's the plan, Sir Alistair?\" \"They're very popular.\" \"And they're not actually breaking any law that we know of.\" \"We're going to shut them down within the year.\" \"They are a sewer of dirty and irresponsible commercialism and low morals.\" \"PRIME MINISTER:\" \"Indeed.\" \" Very well.\" \"I leave it in your capable hands.\" \" Thank you very much, Prime Minister.\" \"Thank you all.\" \"Full news again in one hour with me, John Mayford.\" \"Till then, this man.\" \"This was the deal.\" \"I asked all of you to demand of me to do a very foolish thing, and you sent in ideas in their millions.\" \"But one idea has defeated them all, so I'm proud to announce I will soon be the first person to say the \"F\" word on rock 'n' roll radio in the United Kingdom of Great Britain.\" \"But my aim is not to offend, it is to entertain.\" \"But also, perhaps, to educate a little.\" \"Because if you shoot a bullet, someone dies.\" \"When you drop a bomb, many die.\" \"If you hit a woman, love dies.\" \"But if you say the \"F\" word, nothing actually happens.\" \"So here it comes.\" \"Especially for you, the \"F\" word.\" \"(MAKING \"F\" SOUND)\" \"First, though, this very fine piece of music.\" \"(HANG ON SLOOPY PLAYING)\" \" You can't do this.\" \" Why not?\" \"It's just a word!\" \"Charming thought, but here's the simple situation.\" \"The authorities already dislike us.\" \"If you do this they will hate us, and by hook or by crook, they'll find a way to close us down.\" \"They can't close us down.\" \"We're pirates.\" \"That's why we're sitting out here in the middle of the freaking ocean.\" \"Believe me, they will find a way.\" \"Governments loathe people being free.\" \"Okay.\" \"(ALL BOOING)\" \"Okay, I'm thinking about it.\" \"(CLEARS THROAT)\" \"My dear comrades, I have some sad news.\" \"The powers that be have decreed that the \"F\" word is a word too far.\" \"But at least for now, even though our dreams of freedom have died a tragic death, the Hollies are still alive.\" \"Thank you.\" \"I don't know why you did that.\" \"I was just gonna say \"fuck\" once.\" \"You know, one tiny little \"fuck\".\" \"There's no such thing as a tiny little \"fuck\".\" \"Yeah there is.\" \"You should ask Angus' girlfriend.\" \"(ALL EXCLAIM)\" \"Be that as it may, there's no \"fuck\" so small it won't fuck us up.\" \"One day, in a world of dreams, you'll be able to say \"wank\"\" \"or \"bollocks\" or even \"cock\" on the radio.\" \"But \"fuck,\" never.\" \" Excuse me, my Lordship.\" \" Yes, Harold?\" \"HAROLD:\" \"You've left your mike up in the studio.\" \"(ALL LAUGHING)\" \"So I have.\" \"(LAUGHING)\" \"I do apologize to everyone out there\" \"for the four...\" \"Or was it five \"F\" words, Quentin?\" \"The Hollies will continue undisturbed.\" \"I'm so sorry about that, Quentin, but you know,\" \"I thought you sounded good.\" \"You have a lovely voice for radio.\" \"Fuck off.\" \"That makes it six, Quentin.\" \"It couldn't have turned out better, in my opinion.\" \"Right.\" \"Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning.\" \"Please sit down.\" \"Pirate radio stations.\" \"Good, good, good, good, good.\" \"Now, I have told the Prime Minister that we will shut them down within 12 months.\" \"As you will see, sir, they're not in fact outside of the law at the moment, sir.\" \"Then they soon will be, won't they, Mr...\" \" Fredericks.\" \" Fredericks.\" \"You see, that's the whole point of being the government.\" \"If you don't like something, you simply make up a new law that makes it illegal.\" \" Speaking of which, Mr...\" \" Fredericks.\" \" Fredericks.\" \" Yes, sir?\" \"I think we might also start working on legislation to outlaw that haircut of yours.\" \" You don't like it, sir?\" \" No one likes it.\" \"Apart from blind people.\" \"And I'm sure even they can sense its profound ugliness as it passes by.\" \"I'll give you a day to deal with the hair, and a fortnight to deal with the pirates.\" \"Goodbye.\" \"Miss C, as I suspected, totally useless!\" \" Send me that clever new chap!\" \" Certainly, sir!\" \"I have a job for him.\" \"We have some damage to do.\" \"Good morning, everybody.\" \"You're listening to Simple Simon's Breakfast Show on 203 meters in the medium waveband.\" \"You're one of 23 million people listening to the Boat of Love this morning.\" \"Looking forward to Saturday?\" \" What's Saturday?\" \" Saturday!\" \"Sensational Saturday!\" \"(EXCLAIMS)\" \"As you may have noticed, there are, unfortunubbly, no women on this boat,\" \" apart from Felicity...\" \" FELICITY:\" \"Hiya!\" \"...who is of the lesbionic tendency.\" \"But every second Saturday, each DJ is allowed to invite one girl onto the boat.\" \"(ALL EXCLAIMING)\" \"So, any idea who'll you'll invite?\" \"God.\" \"Presumably there's a sort of presumption that there'll be...\" \" Sex, of some sort.\" \" Every time.\" \"ANGUS:\" \"Yeah.\" \"CARL:\" \"Then no.\" \"I've spent my life at all-boys' schools.\" \"The closest I've ever come to a snog is when I was once licked on the face by a horse.\" \" Sounds good, actually.\" \" ANGUS:\" \"A horse?\" \"I'm sorry to hear that, Carl, my son.\" \"I would seriously like to help.\" \"I will put my mind to it.\" \" Miss Peacock.\" \" How are you lined up, eh?\" \" Well, her name is Daphne.\" \" And she likes the bearded man.\" \" She does, indeed.\" \" With a tiny knob.\" \"Whatever.\" \"I've got a tiny knob, actually.\" \"But I rather like it.\" \"It means I can wear smaller underpants.\" \"Don't know what that means.\" \"I didn't understand any of that.\" \"What about other...\" \"Who's that guy up there?\" \"I haven't met him yet.\" \"QUENTIN:\" \"That is Mark.\" \"He's the sexiest man on the planet.\" \"Hardly ever speaks.\" \"Not even when he's broadcasting, which is interesting.\" \"So that's Midnight Mark.\" \"(TELL IT LIKE IT IS PLAYING)\" \"Thanks.\" \"Wow.\" \"Now... (UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)\" \" You not got anyone?\" \" No.\" \"No, not today.\" \"I guess I'm really...\" \"I'm looking for that \"one true love\" thing.\" \" Really?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Big time.\" \" You dig the dream?\" \" I dig the dream.\" \"Yeah, it's a good dream.\" \" Here they come.\" \" Here they come.\" \"ANGUS:\" \"There they are!\" \"Wow.\" \"Wowzer.\" \"(ALL CHEERING)\" \"Oh, my God, it's like a boat of honey.\" \"(ALL EXCLAIMING)\" \"I wanna sleep with them all!\" \" Hi.\" \" Welcome aboard!\" \"ANGUS:\" \"Do a twirl!\" \"I need a big drink.\" \"I agree.\" \"Let's leave.\" \"(GIRL LAUGHING)\" \"Right, hurry, up the steps.\" \"Do you mind if I call you guys by the same name?\" \"Twins can be very confusing.\" \"(GIRLS GIGGLING)\" \"This is actually a very interesting book.\" \" Is it?\" \" Yes, it's...\" \"My father used to collect woodpeckers.\" \" Really?\" \" Yeah!\" \"No.\" \"No, my father was an architect.\" \"How about you?\" \"What did your father do?\" \"Well, he had sex with my mum and then left without leaving his name or address.\" \" No.\" \" Yeah.\" \" No!\" \" It's cool.\" \"I...\" \"You don't miss what you've never had.\" \"Nothing planned, you guys?\" \" No, no.\" \" Well, yes.\" \"Another very quiet afternoon for me and my sex life.\" \"The sad room.\" \"(IMITATING CRYING)\" \"(SIGHS)\" \"Come here.\" \"I've come to get you out of your predicament.\" \"What predicament?\" \"The whole sad act.\" \"No girl, unused pencil-sized penis predicament.\" \"That predicament.\" \"Walk this way.\" \"Don't walk that way.\" \" No.\" \"Walk woodpecker way.\" \" Well, I'm just gonna...\" \"Okay.\" \"Okay, it might work.\" \"But one, it's morally wrong.\" \" Well, I mean, is it?\" \" Yes.\" \"And two, it might not work.\" \"In which case I'm gonna be the biggest idiot in the world.\" \"All this is true.\" \"But on the other hand, it could be the best five minutes of your life.\" \"(KNOCKING ON DOOR)\" \"You hear that?\" \"That's destiny knocking.\" \"Get in there.\" \"Sorry, girls.\" \"Sorry, Mum.\" \"Yeah.\" \"The Doctor is hungry.\" \"Come on in, baby.\" \" What's this?\" \" Alcohol.\" \" You're trying to get me drunk, are you?\" \" Of course I am.\" \"How you been?\" \"Yeah, you're all right.\" \"I need to pull the pin on the love grenade.\" \"Please do.\" \"(BOTH EXCLAIMING)\" \"Boom.\" \"I think...\" \"I think we should turn the lights off.\" \"Do we have to?\" \"I like to see you when I'm with you.\" \"I can't make love in electric light, it's unnatural.\" \"Trust me, though, yeah?\" \"I'm a doctor.\" \"Okay.\" \"Un, deux, trois.\" \"Let's do this, yeah?\" \"Come on.\" \"Keep your boots on.\" \"DESIREE:\" \"Keeping the boots on.\" \"DAVE:\" \"There we go.\" \"Although, not quite good enough.\" \"There.\" \"Pitch black.\" \"Hey!\" \" DESIREE:\" \"You are a very complex man.\" \" Thank you.\" \"Will you...\" \"Will you just excuse me for a second?\" \"DESIREE:\" \"Where are you going?\" \"DAVE:\" \"I think we should take some precautionary measures.\" \"Don't worry, I'm on the pill.\" \"DAVE:\" \"I still think I'd like to freshen up, though.\" \" DESIREE:\" \"Okay.\" \"Hurry back.\" \" I will.\" \"(DESIREE GIGGLING)\" \"What the hell are you doing?\" \"I just thought it'd be nice if I brush my teeth first, but I didn't have my toothbrush, so what I did was I borrowed...\" \"No, I mean, what the hell are you doing still dressed?\" \" Yes, do you think I should get undressed?\" \" Yeah.\" \"I can't walk out of there stark-bollock naked and walk back in fully clothed, can I?\" \"Fine, okay, fine.\" \" Think smart.\" \" Right.\" \" You sure it's dark enough out there?\" \" Yes, it's pitch black.\" \"The pope could walk in and poke her, she would never know.\" \" I just wish I was a bit bigger.\" \" Why?\" \"'Cause you're beefy, you know?\" \"(KNOCKING AT DOOR)\" \" DESIREE:\" \"Can I come in?\" \"I need to wee.\" \" Yeah, hang on, hang on!\" \"One second.\" \"In here!\" \"Down there.\" \"Hurry!\" \"Just...\" \"Hurry up!\" \"Come in.\" \"What are you doing in here?\" \" Private man things.\" \" I could hear voices.\" \"Disc jockeys are always practicing our patter.\" \"Gosh, you're quite chunky, aren't you?\" \"Am I?\" \"I mean, yeah!\" \"Yeah, I suppose I am.\" \"The girls seem to like it.\" \"That's what I like about you.\" \"You're a nice clean bird.\" \"(LAUGHING) That's what you think.\" \"No!\" \"No way.\" \"Don't...\" \"Don't do that.\" \"Don't dry your hands, I...\" \"I love a girl with...\" \"Wet hands.\" \"You are strange.\" \"(EXCLAIMS)\" \"Do you want to get down to it, then?\" \"Just give me a second, will you?\" \"I dunno if you can see, but I've got a bit of nougat lodged in a molar at the back.\" \" Well, hurry up, lover boy.\" \" I will, lover girl.\" \"(BOTH LAUGHING)\" \"Casanova.\" \"But what about the size thing?\" \"She said you were chunky.\" \"Relax.\" \"Just find the right position and it will all be over before she realizes.\" \" Just be quick.\" \" I think you can be pretty sure\" \"I'm gonna be quick.\" \"I could see a lot of myself in you.\" \"Come here.\" \"It's a very special time.\" \"Trousers.\" \"I can do this.\" \"I just don't know where...\" \"Hey, look at me.\" \"Enjoy it.\" \"Enjoy it.\" \"(EXHALES DEEPLY)\" \" I'm not a virgin.\" \" Okay.\" \" I'm having second thoughts.\" \" Carl.\" \"This is your destiny.\" \"DESIREE:\" \"Hello, big boy.\" \"(BOTH SCREAMING)\" \"No, wrong room!\" \"Sorry.\" \"(KNOCK AT DOOR)\" \"Come in.\" \" Sir?\" \" Yes.\" \" Very impressive references here.\" \" Thank you, sir.\" \"Very unusual name.\" \"Twatt?\" \"And that's with two T's?\" \"Have you heard of pirate radio, Twatt?\" \" Like Radio Rock, sir?\" \" Indeed, exactly like Radio Rock.\" \" Ever listened to it?\" \" Not often.\" \"I'm not really a pop person.\" \"I prefer classical music.\" \" Well, who doesn't?\" \" The listeners of Radio Rock, sir?\" \"Precisely.\" \"The drug-takers and the law breakers and the bottom-bashing fornicators of our recently great country.\" \"Well, here's your little task.\" \"I want Rock off the air in 12 months, and I want you to be my private assassin.\" \"Someone's gone!\" \"No, don't want it!\" \"FELICITY:\" \"All right.\" \"KEVIN:\" \"But she did this wonderful thing, where she put a tiny bit of ketchup...\" \"Hi.\" \"Sorry, man, but who are you?\" \"Bob.\" \"Smooth Bob.\" \"Bob Silver, the Dawn Treader.\" \"I do the early, early, early morning show.\" \"You're Bob.\" \" Yeah.\" \" Good old Bob.\" \"How long have you been on the boat, Bob?\" \"Seven months.\" \"Every morning, 3:00 a.m. To 6:00 a.m.\" \"Well, then how come we've never met you?\" \"Well, you know, I keep myself to myself.\" \"A lot of sleep.\" \"Fair amount of drugs.\" \"A total immersion in the vinyl, you know?\" \"Gotta listen to the music if you're gonna give the people what they need.\" \"In their heart and their soul.\" \"Yeah?\" \"Better be getting back to the sounds, 'cause it's a bit hectic in here.\" \"ANGUS:\" \"So that's Bob?\" \"FELICITY:\" \"Good old Bob.\" \" COUNT:\" \"That's Bob.\" \" Wry Sir Bob.\" \"What was his name again?\" \"Really?\" \"So, young man, how's it going?\" \"Well, sir, I think I may have had a little breakthrough.\" \"The pirate stations only exist because they sell advertising.\" \"Yes, you can listen to our pop music, but only if you also buy Findus Frozen Fish Fingers.\" \"Exactly.\" \"So what we can do immediately is make advertising on the stations illegal for British companies.\" \"We would cut off the boats' cash with one fell swoop.\" \"Brilliant.\" \"I like you, Twatt.\" \"(WHISTLE SOUNDING)\" \"Stop blowing the whistle, man, we were chatting.\" \"I have a very important announcement.\" \"As you may know there has been a serious squeeze put on our advertisers by Her Majesty's Government.\" \"This chart, thank you, John, displays what's been happening to our advertising revenue in the last few weeks.\" \" Ouch.\" \" So, I've had to stir myself from my traditional languor and do something to make the station more attractive to new commercial partners.\" \"Two years ago, something terrible happened, and we lost the greatest DJ pirate radio has ever known to America, ambition, and alcoholic poisoning.\" \"And then something wonderful happened and we got, in return, from America, a man who proved more than capable of filling those enormous shoes.\" \" Love our Count.\" \" I do my humble best.\" \"And now, my friends, I have good news.\" \" Bad news, sir.\" \" Very good news.\" \"Have you ever heard of Gavin Kavanagh?\" \"No, I have not.\" \"He's possibly the most famous popular music broadcaster ever.\" \" Indeed, a strange and mysterious legend.\" \" And what about him?\" \" Well, sir, he's decided...\" \" To return.\" \" SIMON:\" \"No!\" \" Stop it!\" \"Oh, my...\" \"Three weeks today, Gavin Kavanagh returns to rock on Radio Rock.\" \"(ALL CHEERING)\" \"So?\" \"So, it is more important than ever to actually close the stations down.\" \"Otherwise the advertisers will simply flock back and pay their bills from abroad.\" \"Well, what are we going to do, then?\" \"We go, sir, for the jugular.\" \"And this next song is dedicated to the coolest man in the whole of the world, and he's about to step onto this boat.\" \"It is gorgeous Gavin Kavanagh, and this week he's definitely number one!\" \"(JUMPING JACK FLASH PLAYING)\" \"Quentin.\" \"Like the beard.\" \"And you must be the Count.\" \"I am he.\" \"I wonder what that makes me, the king?\" \" Or the clown?\" \" Nice to meet you, sweetheart.\" \" All right, and you are?\" \" Felicity.\" \" Rules changed?\" \" I'm a lesbian.\" \" Groovy!\" \"Always or mostly?\" \" Absolutely always.\" \" (WHISPERING) So you say.\" \" No!\" \"Stop that.\" \"Now, take me to my microphone.\" \"I need to broadcast.\" \"Let's go!\" \"(ALL WHOOPING)\" \"GAVIN:\" \"Are you doing something dirty?\" \"Are you doing something your parents don't know about?\" \"Are you breaking the law?\" \"(CHUCKLES)\" \"Are you breaking the rules?\" \"Open your knees and feel the breeze, because Gavin's back to stay.\" \"(MUSIC PLAYING)\" \"Now it's just you and me, and I'm looking right up your skirt.\" \"That feels so good.\" \"That feels wonderful!\" \"Listen to this.\" \"This will make you moist.\" \"Watch and learn, kids, watch and learn.\" \"(FOR YOUR LOVE PLAYING)\" \"Buddy Holly.\" \"This is Gavin, tweaking the nation's nipples!\" \"(GIVE ME A TICKET FOR AN AIRPLANE PLAYING)\" \"So, join me tomorrow, when I'll be playing definitive rock 'n' roll here on Radio Rock.\" \"Think of me when you come.\" \"And now it's over to Jolly John.\" \"For some more murders, rapes and abductions, it's the news.\" \"The news at midday.\" \"In London...\" \" Twatt, Miss C. How is the jugular going?\" \" Slowly, sir.\" \"Yes, I hear the arrival of Mr. Kavanagh has been followed by the finding of a rash of new stations, for God's sake.\" \" Yes, sir.\" \" Sort it out in a fortnight.\" \"Find me a loophole in the law so that I can make them all illegal or you are both fired.\" \"And when I say fired, I do not only mean that you will lose your jobs.\" \"I mean that you will never work again.\" \"You disastrous, pathetic\" \"ugly nobodies.\" \"Jugular, my arse!\" \"(A WORLD OF OUR OWN PLAYING)\" \"How about a little bit more Seekers?\" \"(GEORGY GIRL PLAYING)\" \"Harold, I've just put another one straight on.\" \"Double Seekers!\" \"Two!\" \"You wanted to see me?\" \"Yes, Carl!\" \"Your birthday is coming and I haven't got you a present yet.\" \"It's difficult.\" \"What do you give the man who has nothing?\" \"Yeah, it's tricky.\" \"So, after deep thought, what I've decided is to give you a nice time.\" \"Tomorrow evening, I've invited my niece, Marianne, to dinner.\" \"She is the sweetest and prettiest girl in the world.\" \"It's Midnight Mark here.\" \"Hi.\" \"QUENTIN:\" \"Hello?\" \"GIRL:\" \"Midnight Mark.\" \"Carl.\" \"Good evening.\" \"This is Marianne.\" \"(THESE ARMS OF MINE PLAYING)\" \"Hi.\" \"You already said that.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Could you excuse me for one second?\" \" Dave.\" \"Hi.\" \" Hi.\" \"Could I borrow a... (CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)\" \"A condom?\" \"Sure.\" \"Well, well, well, Young Carl.\" \"Do you know how it works?\" \"Of course I bloody know how it works.\" \"QUENTIN:\" \"Carl.\" \"They made me steer the thing myself.\" \"Alone.\" \" And you did?\" \" Yeah.\" \"I must be\" \" the most inexperienced person...\" \" Is Quentin around?\" \"No, actually, you just missed him.\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"A woman.\" \"(CHUCKLES)\" \"And not just a woman.\" \"The most beautiful and succulent woman in the history of mankind.\" \"Dave, this is Marianne.\" \"Dave, hello!\" \"I'm a real fan!\" \"Who isn't?\" \"Well, it's lovely to meet you, Miraculous Marianne.\" \"Parlez-vous fran\u00e7ais?\" \" No.\" \" No, me neither.\" \" I can see why you wanted that condom.\" \" What?\" \"Well, well, night-night.\" \"What did he just say?\" \" \"Night-night\"?\" \" No, before that.\" \"(STUTTERING) I didn't quite catch it.\" \"Did he say, \"I can see why you wanted the condom\"?\" \"(CHUCKLING)\" \"I did not hear him say that.\" \"I did.\" \"And the only conclusion I can draw from that is that you thought I was going to be so easy that you borrowed a condom.\" \"No.\" \"Then what other conclusion can I then draw?\" \"Okay.\" \"It's true.\" \"And I'm sorry.\" \"It's just that the first moment I saw you,\" \"I fell in love with you, instantly, and I thought that, if I got luckier than any man has ever got, it would be a tragedy if I didn't have...\" \"A condom.\" \"I can see how that was just sick and very wrong, and so I'm gonna take the condom out of my pocket and I'm throwing the condom into the North Sea.\" \"You see, I already adore you.\" \"I hope one day we'll get married and have children.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Come here.\" \"I think we're going to need that condom.\" \"Dave, you don't have another condom?\" \"Sorry, mate, it was my last.\" \"What happened to the one I gave you?\" \"Long story.\" \"Try Gavin.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Okay.\" \"Just one minute.\" \"This is my room.\" \"You should stay here, and I'll be back,\" \" and Kevin, I can see you.\" \" All right.\" \" Evening.\" \" Good evening.\" \"You don't have any...\" \"No, probably not.\" \"Carry on.\" \" Thank you, Gavin, I really appreciate it.\" \" Don't mention it, youngster.\" \"Remember, be gentle, but be firm.\" \"Very firm, indeed.\" \"And when you're done with it, run it under the tap, rinse it out, use it again.\" \"Where is she?\" \"Marianne?\" \"DAVE:\" \"Baby.\" \"(MARIANNE LAUGHING)\" \"Oh, no.\" \"Oh, no!\" \"Hey, kid.\" \"Hey, how you doing?\" \"I can see you, Marianne.\" \"(SO LONG, MARIANNE PLAYING)\" \"(KNOCK AT DOOR)\" \"Enter.\" \"Sir.\" \"The two weeks are over, and I'm afraid I haven't really been able to find you a loophole.\" \"What a shame.\" \"Time for you to move on, then, like your sad little father.\" \"But what I have done is find you a noose.\" \"I have a report here that says that last week the distress call of a fishing boat wasn't heard because its radio waveband was blocked by Radio Rock.\" \"Men were dying, and they couldn't be saved because of this rock 'n' roll pornography.\" \"I think, sir, we have our smoking gun.\" \"Very good, indeed.\" \" Did the fishermen die in the end?\" \" No, sir.\" \"That's a pity.\" \"I think I may have also discovered a way of actually getting on the boat to do some more \"intimate\" research.\" \" Well done, Twatt.\" \" Thank you, sir.\" \"We have their testicles in our hands.\" \"And it feels good.\" \"ANNOUNCER ON RADIO:\" \"It's magnificent Monday and 200 gorgeous competition winners are heading straight for Radio Rock.\" \"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our Boat of Bliss.\" \" KEVIN:\" \"Hello.\" \" Morning.\" \" We're not lost.\" \" Morning.\" \" KEVIN:\" \"Just quite a big boat...\" \" Morning.\" \"(GIRLS SCREAMING)\" \"And this is the kitchen.\" \"And this is the food we eat if the weather's bad and we can't get it fresh from shore.\" \"Tinned food!\" \" And this is our cook, Felicity.\" \" ALL:\" \"Hi!\" \" She's a lesbian.\" \" Yes, I am.\" \"(GIRLS EXCLAIMING)\" \"(SCREAMS)\" \"Hello.\" \"Can I help you?\" \"Yes, hello.\" \"Got a bit lost.\" \"More than a bit.\" \"In order to get here, you have to open a really quite heavy door with the words \"No Entry\" on it.\" \"Well, I didn't see that, so it must have been left open.\" \"You look suspiciously square to be a fan of this boat's output.\" \" No, no, no, I'm a real fan.\" \" I hope so.\" \"Because if word gets out that you're here to spy on us,\" \"I think you may have trouble hanging on to your testicles.\" \"Are you threatening me?\" \"Do you know what, I think I am.\" \"Because I've got pretty good instincts and you look like a twat to me.\" \"Get out of here.\" \"Everyone leaves in 15 minutes!\" \"Welcome back.\" \"I hope you've all had a tremendous time.\" \"(ALL CHEERING)\" \"The only slightly odd thing is there seem to be about half as many of you as there were earlier.\" \"If you give us a moment, we will sort out this strange and mysterious situation.\" \" Ladies.\" \" Hi, Quentin.\" \"Busy day.\" \"So I see.\" \"But I rather fear now is the time to move on.\" \"(ALL GRUMBLING)\" \"You can all come back to my room, if you like.\" \" Girl at the back?\" \" No.\" \"Give it up, Nutsford.\" \"So, what did you find out?\" \"The boat itself is in very bad condition.\" \"Good!\" \"Which means if they ever try to get away or even move, they won't get far.\" \"Bravo, mission accomplished.\" \"So tell me, Twatt, what's the plan?\" \"I think we should work to get public opinion on our side.\" \"Then, January the 1st, we make pirate radio totally illegal on the grounds that they are endangering the lives of the brave men and women of the nation's shipping community, upon whom the economy and fish and chip shops of the country depend.\" \"And if they try to defy the law, we take them out.\" \"Splendid.\" \"I think we can call it the Marine Offenses Act.\" \"The Marine Offenses Act.\" \"I like it.\" \"And I think the Queen will like it, too.\" \" We have them on the ropes.\" \" God, I love ropes.\" \"You must come over to dinner sometime.\" \"Meet the family.\" \"And that was for Erica from Wolverhampton.\" \"Yes, it's mail time.\" \"(KNOCK AT DOOR)\" \"(RHYTHMICALLY) Hey, guys.\" \"Hey, Simon, what can we do for you?\" \"Well, Carl, my mate, my best mate, I've got some news.\" \"I don't know why I'm singing.\" \"I can't even...\" \"My words are just coming out in tune.\" \"I'm so happy.\" \"If I were the Count right now,\" \"I would definitely be using the \"F\" word to describe the level of this good news.\" \" Hold me!\" \"Hold me!\" \" For what?\" \"I'm getting married!\" \"To a woman!\" \"(ALL EXCLAIMING)\" \" You're fucking doing fucking what?\" \" I'm marrying.\" \" And give her one for the Nutster!\" \" I won't.\" \"GAVIN:\" \"What's the lovely lady's name?\" \" Elenore.\" \" Elenore.\" \"Yeah, she's an American.\" \"QUENTIN:\" \"Well, I hope you all appreciate what this means?\" \"From next Saturday, there will, for the first time, be a woman living on the boat.\" \"No offence meant.\" \"None taken.\" \"I'm actually quite excited about it.\" \"Hands off, you lesbian.\" \"Watch out!\" \"Eye on you.\" \"But Elenore will, of course, be totally exclusive to her lucky husband.\" \"Here, I hope you gentlemen can take it.\" \"For my eyes only.\" \"May I just say, now that Quentin has departed, one word which I believe is the only word in the world that now matters?\" \"And that word is...\" \"Matrimony.\" \"Stag!\" \" Yeah!\" \" Yeah!\" \" Stag, stag, stag!\" \" Stag, stag, stag!\" \"JOHN:\" \"Fantastic!\" \"(LOWING)\" \"It's a stag.\" \"I thought you were having a seizure.\" \"He's okay.\" \"He's fine.\" \"So how long have you guys known each other?\" \"Two weeks.\" \"Yeah, it's the old proverbial thunderbolt.\" \"There I was, just minding my own business, having a quiet drink.\" \"Over trots this blonde bombshell.\" \"Before I knew it, there was quite a lot of...\" \"ALL:\" \"Yeah!\" \"Lot of kissing.\" \" And then?\" \" No,\" \"I'm afraid we're both big believers in the whole\" \"\"not before the big night\" thing.\" \" That is sick.\" \" It's not sick.\" \" Why?\" \" I just hope that the boat is solid.\" \"The sexual energy that will be unleashed that night will blow a hole in her blooming side.\" \"I know how you feel.\" \"It's gonna be like Niagara Falls under my sheets.\" \" Yeah, my sheets, too.\" \" What?\" \" Where are we going, Count?\" \" We are going exactly where we should be going.\" \"Pub!\" \"Club!\" \"No, no, no, no!\" \"Stop, stop, stop.\" \"Don't do it.\" \"Stop, stop, stop\" \"I love you.\" \"I'm getting married!\" \"CARL:\" \"I think I might have had a bit too much to drink last night.\" \" What about you?\" \" KEVIN:\" \"No, I'm in good shape.\" \"In fact, I find alcohol rather sharpens my mind.\" \" Really?\" \" Yes.\" \" And I've been thinking.\" \" Dangerous.\" \"It's a bit queer that your mum sent you here to get on the straight and narrow, when this is obviously the worst possible place in the world to do that.\" \"There's sex and drugs and alcohol.\" \" Without the sex.\" \" My theory is that you're here because it's exactly the right time for a young man like you to get to know his dad.\" \"And?\" \"I therefore think that your dad is on this boat.\" \"And since he's definitely not me,\" \"I think he's probably Quentin.\" \"Sometimes, just sometimes,\" \"I think I should be called Clever Kevin.\" \"What do you say to that?\" \"And top news of the day.\" \"At 2:45 precisely this afternoon,\" \"Sir Simon Swafford, king of the charts, marries the prettiest girl who ever lived.\" \"I just want you to know, I want to assure listeners that this doesn't mean that I have any less love for you.\" \"I'll still be here every morning.\" \"The only difference will be, I'll be happy.\" \"(ELENORE PLAYING)\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"Here she comes.\" \" Big day.\" \" Big day!\" \"I shouldn't look.\" \"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in the sight of God, apparently, which is scary, to witness the wedding of this man and this\" \"total goddess.\" \"(ALL WHISTLING AND CHEERING)\" \"Jesus Christ alone knows why she's marrying him.\" \"(CHUCKLES)\" \" Good one.\" \" But love is, as the Everly Brothers so wisely observed, strange.\" \"And the bride is blushing now as the groom is gazing into her eyes.\" \"You can almost see Cupid fluttering his wings above their heads.\" \"(IMITATING WINGS FLAPPING)\" \"(CAWING)\" \"No, that was a seagull.\" \"Shut up, Nutsford.\" \"Best man, have you got the rings?\" \"CARL:\" \"I have.\" \"Thanks, mate.\" \"There you are.\" \"How lovely.\" \"I now declare you man and stunning wife.\" \"(ALL EXCLAIMING)\" \"So sweet.\" \"(GIGGLES)\" \"(HORN HONKING)\" \"You may now kiss the bride, poor girl.\" \"Yes, the full sweep over.\" \"(ALL CHEERING)\" \"No, take it.\" \"God.\" \"You have it.\" \"(ALL SINGING ELENORE)\" \"Where's those bridesmaids?\" \"It's Nutty Nutsford here, the morning after the night before.\" \" Hey.\" \" Hey!\" \"So how did it go?\" \"It...\" \"I think it will get better.\" \"You know, it was...\" \"She was tired.\" \"I was a little overexcited, it was...\" \"If I'm honest, it was a bit quick sticks.\" \"But we don't need to blow it all on one night, do we?\" \"Do we?\" \"No.\" \"We've all the time in the world.\" \"Round two.\" \" Good luck.\" \" Thanks.\" \" Hey!\" \" Hey, babe.\" \"You look like a unicorn.\" \"In a negligee.\" \"(ELENORE CHUCKLING)\" \" How is Mrs. Swafford this morning?\" \" Good.\" \"Good, very good.\" \"I've brought you some tea.\" \" No?\" \" I don't like tea.\" \"I'll drink it myself.\" \"Simon, I've got some news.\" \"No.\" \"Don't tell me...\" \"You're pregnant already, aren't you?\" \"I knew this was gonna happen.\" \"The Swaffords have always had strong stuff.\" \"No, it's not that.\" \"(SIGHS)\" \"(EXCLAIMS IN RELIEF)\" \"Not that I don't want babies.\" \"I do.\" \"I want a dozen.\" \"You'll be in bits by the time I'm done, but, you know, I thought that we could have a few more years of reckless shagging before we settle into Baby Boulevard.\" \"Simon, I'm so in love.\" \"Of course you are.\" \"Gavin is so fantastic.\" \"Isn't he?\" \"Isn't he just the greatest, the coolest guy?\" \"Yes, he is.\" \"I guess that's why I'm in love with him.\" \"Koala bear, when you said that you were in love with him, there might be...\" \"Translation.\" \"What do you mean by that?\" \"Well, I... (BOTH CHUCKLING)\" \"I met him about a week before I met you and I fell in love with him.\" \"But he said the only way that I could be on the boat was if we got married.\" \"And he wouldn't do that, for obvious reasons.\" \"So I suggested that I could just marry another DJ, and that way I could still be on the boat.\" \"He said that was a mad idea.\" \"But then I met you.\" \"You know, I saw you sitting all alone in that pub and I just leapt at the opportunity and...\" \"Well, now, here I am.\" \"And if it's okay with you, I'll be moving in with Gavin tonight.\" \"Thanks for being so understanding.\" \"But I don't understand.\" \"But I just explained.\" \"See, I met Gavin and we fell in love and...\" \"No, I get that.\" \"I understood all...\" \"I get the ins and outs of it.\" \"What I don't understand is how you could be so cruel.\" \"I mean, we're just married, if you read the...\" \"Yesterday.\" \"And we're supposed to spend the rest of our lives together.\" \"(STUTTERING)\" \"We will, in a way.\" \"We will, we will.\" \"It's just...\" \"I'll be having sex with Gavin instead of you every night, and...\" \"But we'll still be friends.\" \"If you need me, I'll be right next door.\" \"Okay?\" \"Having sex?\" \"Hopefully, yes.\" \"You might hear us.\" \"That would be nice.\" \"Official sources were today sad to announce the separation of Simon Swafford and his wife, Elenore, after 17 hours of marriage.\" \"It is understood the split is due to musical differences.\" \"(STAY WITH ME, BABY PLAYING)\" \"No, no, I can't believe\" \"You're leaving me\" \"Stay with me, baby\" \"Please, stay with me, baby\" \"Stay with me, baby\" \"ANNOUNCER ON RADIO:\" \"Here's the guy who plays all the hits.\" \"It's, it's, it's Simple Simon Swafford.\" \"And the time is now 7:09 in the a.m., and you're listening to Simple Simon Swafford Show on Radio Rock, 203 meters on the medium waveband.\" \"And remember, folks, it ain't simple being cool, but it's cool being simple.\" \"ANNOUNCER ON RADIO:\" \"Radio Rock.\" \" Well, what do you have to say, bastard?\" \" Come on, be fair.\" \"I didn't ask her to do it.\" \"I said to her, it's absolutely not on and now she's left, she's gone, she's left the boat, she's not coming back.\" \"I honestly can't see what I've done wrong.\" \"What can I say?\" \"It's the dark side of rock 'n' roll.\" \"Can you tell me one thing?\" \"Before she left this morning, did you...\" \"You didn't...\" \"You know?\" \"Just one little pop.\" \"I thought it was the least I could do after all the trouble the lovely girl had gone to.\" \"CARL:\" \"Simon, wait.\" \" Can't really blame him, can we?\" \" Yeah, you can.\" \"Mister, you ever heard of the Vietnam War?\" \" I have.\" \" Well, that holocaust is simply a playground skirmish next to what you're about to experience.\" \"I'm declaring war.\" \"W-A-R.\" \"Gonna tear you apart.\" \"DAVE:\" \"My dear listeners, you may have noticed a certain cooling of the relationship between His Royal Highness, the Count of Cool, and a guy called Gavin.\" \"Well, I'm eager to show the world that he is a coward.\" \"So I'm suggesting something that's pretty big where I come from, and it's a game called \"Chicken\".\" \"(IMITATING CHICKEN CLUCKING)\" \"The man who climbs furthest is the victor.\" \"May the best man win.\" \"And the biggest chicken lose.\" \"Are we ready?\" \"Then let the ascent commence.\" \"ANGUS:\" \"Come on, Count.\" \"Come on.\" \"Up you go.\" \"(ALL CHEERING)\" \"Climb for America, sir.\" \" Hope she's worth it.\" \" She definitely was.\" \"Fuck.\" \" Come on, Count.\" \" Come on, Count.\" \" QUENTIN:\" \"For God's sake.\" \" Help him!\" \"(PANTING)\" \"Okay.\" \"It's...\" \"It's getting pretty high now.\" \"(COUNT PANTING)\" \"I suppose there might be an argument that it's time for a...\" \"A moment of reflection.\" \"Spoken like a five-star chicken.\" \" What are they doing?\" \" Just trying to help you out.\" \"Come on, guys, don't be stupid.\" \"Enough is enough, you've proved your point.\" \"We should do something!\" \"For God's sakes, stop!\" \"All he did was have sex with someone's wife.\" \"Sorry, Simon, don't take it personal.\" \"DAVE:\" \"If you fall, you will die.\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"Well, changed your mind, then?\" \" About what?\" \" About me being a chicken.\" \"Why do you ask?\" \"Well, we've reached the top.\" \"And...\" \"It's the top.\" \"But it's not the end.\" \"Isn't it?\" \"No, sir.\" \" Christ.\" \" Fuck.\" \"Step away from the edge, you silly bastards.\" \"This is madness.\" \"ANGUS:\" \"You're nuts!\" \"You're nuts!\" \"I think, at the end of the day, mast climbing is the winner.\" \"Why am I so fucking fat?\" \" What do you say now?\" \" I say,\" \"I know a chicken when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.\" \"Adi\u00f3s, amigo.\" \"(ALL SCREAMING)\" \"ANGUS:\" \"Man overboard!\" \"(ALL CLAMORING)\" \"Fuck!\" \"I don't even like Simon!\" \"Cry-baby.\" \"Cry-baby!\" \"Bollocks.\" \"SIMON:\" \"What are you doing?\" \"Wop-bop-a-loom-a-blop-bam-boom.\" \"Tutti-frutti!\" \"Ladies and gentlemen of Great Britain.\" \"Abraham Lincoln once said, \"It is the measure of a man\" \"\"that he can admit when he's wrong.\"\" \"And I have been catastrophically wrong.\" \"I'd also like to take this opportunity to apologize to a dear friend of mine,\" \"Simon.\" \"Finally, everything onboard is gonna be just fine.\" \"Everyone, this is our last ball, so please be careful.\" \" Kevin, it's your kick-off.\" \" ANGUS:\" \"Kevin, come on, Kevin.\" \"CARL:\" \"Idiot!\" \"QUENTIN:\" \"Idiot!\" \"ANGUS:\" \"Get them trousers off.\" \"Get him!\" \"(SUNNY AFTERNOON PLAYING)\" \"QUENTIN:\" \"I can see your nuts, Nutsford.\" \"For the first time in the history of basketball, the United Kingdom of Great Britain will take on the United States of America.\" \"Come on, come on.\" \"DAVE:\" \"Cheat!\" \"Sure throwing him in is the best way to get him to learn how to swim?\" \" Absolutely.\" \" Okay.\" \"(SCREAMING)\" \"On second thought, it might just be for kids.\" \" I can't touch the bottom.\" \" Yeah, that's right.\" \"Throw a baby in, it floats.\" \"Instinctively, naturally.\" \"It's a beautiful thing.\" \" ANGUS:\" \"Come on.\" \" I think if you throw in an adult,\" \" doesn't work that way.\" \" Goodbye.\" \"Deprivation.\" \" FELICITY:\" \"Yes.\" \" Yeah.\" \"DAVE:\" \"Let's do it.\" \"Your highness, s'il vous pla\u00eet.\" \"COUNT:\" \"Yes.\" \"Okay.\" \"I've got you limeys beat.\" \"I have never had a sexual dream featuring a member of the Royal Family.\" \"Raise your hand if you have been as equally deprived.\" \" Princess Margaret.\" \" Princess Margaret.\" \"Yes!\" \"The full six puntos.\" \" Good.\" \"Full house.\" \" Felicity.\" \"I have never had sex with a man.\" \" DAVE:\" \"Risky one.\" \" I didn't think that was the road to go down.\" \"Damn it.\" \"Okay, it was at school, obviously.\" \"Who hasn't?\" \" Me.\" \" DAVE:\" \"All of us.\" \"Besides you guys, okay.\" \"It was just once.\" \"And his name was Jackman.\" \" Course his name was Jackman.\" \" ANGUS:\" \"Yeah.\" \"You can laugh.\" \"But actually, he was something of a god.\" \" You know, I bet he was.\" \" ANGUS:\" \"In the Upper Fifth.\" \" In the Upper Fifth?\" \" Yes.\" \" He was a bit of a god in the Upper Fifth?\" \" Yes.\" \"FELICITY:\" \"Okay.\" \"COUNT:\" \"Jackman.\" \" I was curious.\" \" Sadly, it means you only get one point.\" \" One point.\" \" DAVE:\" \"One point for Felicity.\" \" ALL:\" \"Well done.\" \" Well done.\" \"DAVE:\" \"Look at his doe-eyedness.\" \"Okay.\" \"Mr. Gavin Kavanagh.\" \"Right, bit of a strange one this.\" \"I've never been on a date with a girl...\" \"Wait, wait.\" \"And, after sex, thought she wouldn't notice if I let go a little bit of wind.\" \"Did so, and realized it wasn't wind...\" \"It was diarrhea.\" \"So I've never been in bed with a girl of my dreams with poo all over the sheets behind me.\" \" No.\" \" Raise your hands\" \" anyone who has not done that.\" \" No way.\" \"David!\" \"You bastard, man!\" \" I didn't tell anyone.\" \" You did that?\" \" Yeah.\" \" What did you do?\" \"Well, I told her that my wife would be home in five minutes, so she left.\" \"So you got away with it.\" \"It's a gray area, really.\" \"Tell them.\" \"The problem being that my wife then came home and...\" \"I got into quite a lot of trouble for pooing in the bed.\" \"At 4:00 in the afternoon.\" \"(ALL LAUGHING)\" \"DAVE:\" \"Pooper!\" \"ANNOUNCER ON RADIO:\" \"Gorgeous Gavin.\" \"Yes.\" \"That was beautiful.\" \"We're back on \"pubic\" air.\" \"Radio Rock, 203 meters on the medium waveband.\" \"And whatever you do, don't tell Dr. Dave I told you the infamous poo story.\" \"ANNOUNCER ON RADIO:\" \"Radio Rock!\" \"It's Gavin here, and what a year it's been.\" \"Government plans to undermine us have failed spectacularly.\" \"In fact, a recent poll says that at an election, 93% of British people would vote for the pirates rather than the government.\" \"This is why.\" \"(MY GENERATION PLAYING)\" \"I'm very sorry, sir.\" \"Don't worry, Twatt.\" \"We may lose the public relations battle, but we will win the war.\" \"We shall proceed, but just not tell anyone.\" \"Executions are best done behind closed doors.\" \"Now shut that filth off!\" \"(LITTLE SAINT NICK PLAYING)\" \"You're with me, Angus \"The Nut\" Nutsford.\" \"It's Christmas time.\" \"Carl.\" \"I just got a message from shore, and your mother is dropping by to pay us a visit for Christmas.\" \"You're kidding?\" \"When does she arrive?\" \"Tomorrow.\" \"She was always very impromptu.\" \" Was she?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Anyway, I thought you might like to know, in case you want to brush your hair or hide the large stack of pornography you keep on that shelf.\" \"ANNOUNCER ON RADIO:\" \"Merry Christmas from Radio Rock.\" \" I hear your mum's coming onboard?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Yeah, send her my best.\" \" Tell her Muddy Waters rocks.\" \" Okay.\" \"(IMITATING ROCK MUSIC)\" \" She'll know what I mean.\" \" Yep.\" \" Okay.\" \" Okay.\" \"(ALL CHEERING)\" \"Ahoy!\" \"Christ, what a dump.\" \" I hoped you'd like it.\" \" I love it.\" \"Hey, right on, brother.\" \"That's some hot mummy you got there.\" \"You got one for me?\" \" Good luck, my friend.\" \" Thanks.\" \"Mum,\" \"I hate to be abrupt.\" \"Can I ask you a very serious question?\" \"It's moving.\" \"Yes, no, I'm listening.\" \"Is Quentin\" \"my father?\" \"I beg your pardon?\" \"You heard me.\" \"Is Quentin my dad?\" \"(LAUGHS)\" \"No.\" \"No.\" \"He isn't.\" \" No?\" \" No.\" \"Cool.\" \"It was just...\" \"I was just thinking how great it would be to have a father.\" \"I'd really like one of those.\" \"How long are you here for?\" \"Only Boxing Day.\" \"Leaving in the morning.\" \"Now this is very good cognac.\" \"Yeah, it is 10:15.\" \"Perfect.\" \"(ALL EXCLAIMING)\" \"ANGUS:\" \"Turkey time.\" \"ALL:\" \"Hey!\" \"Ho, ho, ho!\" \"Fucking Ho!\" \" Who's been naughty?\" \" ALL:\" \"Me!\" \" Here we go.\" \" I'd like to raise a glass\" \" to Carl's mother.\" \" Yeah.\" \"Wonderful Charlotte, it was...\" \"A shag well shagged\" \" the night you made this little fella.\" \" FELICITY:\" \"Definitely, definitely.\" \"I couldn't have put it better myself.\" \"Now, when he came aboard, I'm sure it's all agreed that we thought he was a bit of a posh tosser.\" \"COUNT:\" \"I didn't like him.\" \"KEVIN:\" \"He seemed unpleasant.\" \" ANGUS:\" \"Me neither.\" \" You know what?\" \"He is now one of us.\" \"ANGUS:\" \"Yes, he is!\" \"We would like him to stay forever.\" \"And just to finish off, Kev.\" \"Bless you, rabbits are Easter, not Christmas.\" \"That's why they call it the Easter Bunny.\" \"Right.\" \" I am seriously thick, aren't I?\" \" ALL:\" \"You are.\" \" Thick Kevin!\" \" FELICITY:\" \"To Thick Kevin!\" \"DAVE:\" \"You're the thickest!\" \" JOHN:\" \"All right, jokes.\" \" Jokes, jokes, jokes!\" \"What is the largest living mammal on Earth?\" \" I don't know.\" \" What is the largest living mammal on Earth?\" \"The blue whale!\" \"Weighing over 150 tons.\" \"These are facts.\" \"These are the fact ones.\" \"They're not jokes.\" \"Darling,\" \"I think you might have a joke.\" \"Yes, yes, yes, yes.\" \"Yes, it's funny.\" \"Would you like a mince pie?\" \"Yes, I would.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Shall we have another go at the thing?\" \" Cracker, sir?\" \" Yes, the cracker thing.\" \"Right.\" \"(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)\" \"Well, that's quite enough excitement for one day.\" \"Well, goodbye, Mum.\" \"By the way, our late-night DJ Bob sent you a message, which is\" \"\"Muddy Waters rocks\".\" \" Oh, my God.\" \"He didn't tell you, did he?\" \" What?\" \" What?\" \" What do you mean, \"What\"?\" \"What do you mean, \"Oh, my God, he didn't tell you\".\" \" Nothing, darling.\" \" No, Mum, it's not nothing.\" \"Mum.\" \" Really?\" \" What?\" \" Please tell me you didn't sleep with him?\" \" Of course I slept with him.\" \"Everybody slept with him.\" \"He was absolutely gorgeous in those days.\" \"Hold on a second.\" \"Are we talking about the same Bob?\" \"This is the late-night DJ here?\" \"The beast with the beard?\" \"Well, he was indeed a beast.\" \"But at that time,\" \" as far as I can recall, he was clean-shaven.\" \" When?\" \" When did you sleep with Bob?\" \" For heaven's sake, will you stop badgering me?\" \"I don't know when.\" \"How old are you?\" \"Eighteen-and-a-half.\" \"Well, then it must have been 19-and-a-quarter years ago, then.\" \"Give or take.\" \"Anyway, I better go.\" \"That poor man's been waiting forever.\" \"I'm so glad we got that off our chest and out of the way, aren't you?\" \"Bye-bye, darling.\" \"And tell Mark, you know, that it was a lovely, lovely night.\" \"No!\" \"(YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY YOU LOVE ME PLAYING)\" \"Bob.\" \" Dude?\" \" Great show.\" \"I think I've got some pretty big news for you.\" \"Cool.\" \"I'm in a pretty loose mood, think I can handle it.\" \"I think...\" \"I think...\" \"I'm pretty sure that you are, as it were, technically speaking,\" \"my dad.\" \"You're the man I've been missing and waiting for and...\" \"Searching for all my life.\" \"(CHUCKLING)\" \"Cool.\" \"(CHUCKLES)\" \"That's it?\" \"That's your reaction?\" \"Just give me a minute.\" \"Dusty Springfield there on the Dawn Treader, with quite possibly the finest white soul voice in the world.\" \"And this is a young man who's really quite good at playing the guitar.\" \"(THE WIND CRIES MARY PLAYING)\" \"Jimi.\" \"So...\" \"Morning, hepcats.\" \"Hey.\" \"Hi.\" \"What's new?\" \"Nothing.\" \"Yes.\" \"Yes.\" \"Yes, yes, yes.\" \"And yes.\" \" Good evening, sir.\" \" Hello.\" \"Just sign it, sir.\" \"And in three days, our heroic disc jockeys become dangerous criminals.\" \"Well done, Twatt.\" \"That is my kind of Christmas present.\" \"Thank you, sir.\" \"Right.\" \"Pirate radio abolished.\" \"A show of hands.\" \"Good, moving on.\" \"Now, we have to make up our minds on...\" \"JOHN ON RADIO:\" \"In the House of Commons today, the new Marine Offenses Act was passed unanimously.\" \"From midnight on New Year's Eve, all pirate radio stations, including, of course, Radio Rock, will be breaking the law.\" \"Everyone who works on them, and indeed everyone who listens to them, will be in contravention of the new law and risk prison sentences, both short and long.\" \"Carl.\" \"You okay?\" \"Yeah, just...\" \"You know, a few months ago, I made a terrible mistake.\" \" Really?\" \" Yeah.\" \"But I realized something.\" \"And instead of crushing the thought the moment it came I...\" \"I let it hang on and...\" \"Now I know it to be true.\" \"And I'm afraid it's stuck in my head forever.\" \"What was the thought?\" \"That these are the best days of our lives.\" \"It's a terrible thing to know, but I know it.\" \"I don't know about that.\" \"(CHUCKLES) Well, yeah.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Maybe you'll be lucky.\" \"Maybe you'll have better days, but I doubt it.\" \"We stood on top of the mountain, compadre.\" \"It's a long way do-be-do-be down.\" \"QUENTIN:\" \"The day has come.\" \"Tonight, pirate radio dies.\" \"From midnight, we are a ghost ship floating without hope on cold and dark waters.\" \"You have done almighty work here.\" \"Thank you.\" \"But your work is done.\" \"(CLEARS THROAT)\" \"Not mine, sir.\" \"I'm an American citizen, and I don't give a hootenanny God damn about your nitpicking limey laws.\" \"I intend to broadcast from this ship 24 hours a day until the day I die.\" \"And then for a couple days after that.\" \"Not wanting to sound rude or anything, but don't you think that might be an ever so slightly monotonous experience for the listener?\" \"What do you say to 12 hours each, noble sir?\" \"The way I look at it, the world couldn't survive without my comedy, and who's going to have the moral backbone to play the Seekers when the mood is right?\" \"They've split up.\" \"I intend to celebrate the back catalog.\" \"I intend to stop you doing so.\" \"As some of you know, my wife left me after 17 hours of marriage, but I survived that because I live for music.\" \"And now, with nothing else to live for, I'm willing to die for it as well.\" \"I've always lived for news and weather.\" \"Happy to die for them, too.\" \"Especially the weather.\" \"I've got nowhere else to go.\" \"I have somewhere else to go, but it's Peckham.\" \"(ALL LAUGHING)\" \"So I think I'll stick around.\" \"Can't let everyone starve.\" \"And I'm slightly worried where my increasingly powerful sexuality will take me when I return to normal life.\" \"I've got a very strong suspicion that Felicity fancies me.\" \"Not about to go anywhere, just when I'm in with a chance.\" \"Obviously, I'm in.\" \"You're the only people in the world who like me.\" \"Thank you, gentlemen, lady.\" \"Strange bearded thing.\" \"But make no mistake, they will come after us.\" \"Let them try.\" \"COUNT:\" \"So, faithful followers, the end is nigh.\" \"We bid you farewell with dignity and pride.\" \"We thought we'd never die.\" \"But, well, we can't fight city hall.\" \"And so, take care, be good.\" \"Listen to the music.\" \"It's a good thing to do.\" \"It's the Count, counting down and out for the count at last.\" \"Three, two, one...\" \"And the rest is silence.\" \" Thank you, darling.\" \"Thank you, darling.\" \" Sure.\" \" Well done, Twatt.\" \" Thank you, sir.\" \" The Queen.\" \" Her Majesty's government.\" \"The Queen.\" \"Only kidding, dudes.\" \"Let's rock!\" \"(ALL CHEERING)\" \"(LET'S SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER PLAYING)\" \"Arse!\" \"Arse!\" \"What arse!\" \"Give me that.\" \"(ALL SINGING)\" \" It's a boat.\" \" What the fuck are you doing here?\" \"CAPTAIN:\" \"She asked to see someone called Carl.\" \"Who asked?\" \"She did.\" \"(LAUGHS)\" \"It's her.\" \"And her!\" \"You want to come onboard?\" \"You know, you're risking going to prison by being here.\" \"Yes, for fun!\" \"This is my friend Margaret.\" \"She came to keep me company.\" \" Hi.\" \" Hey.\" \"This is my friend, the Count.\" \"Well, hello, Margaret.\" \"Do you think you could ever love a man with a funky Fu Manchu?\" \"No, I don't.\" \" I could shave it.\" \" Still no.\" \"I haven't had sex in three months.\" \"Oh, my God!\" \"I'm so sorry.\" \"Actually it's only been a month.\" \"The last time was by myself.\" \"MARGARET:\" \"Tough.\" \"COUNT:\" \"By the hammock.\" \"I'm very sorry about what I did that night.\" \"No, no, it's fine.\" \"I mean, obviously, who would wanna sleep with me?\" \"Well, let's see, shall we?\" \"Well, we could, you know, play Scrabble,\" \" if you fancy it.\" \" I hate Scrabble.\" \"Me, too.\" \"Absolutely loathe it.\" \"Hate it.\" \"Cluedo, on the other hand, is... (BED CREAKING)\" \"Kevin, out.\" \"Lovely to see you again, Marianne.\" \"MARIANNE:\" \"I guess if I just...\" \"CARL:\" \"Sorry.\" \"MARIANNE:\" \"No, it's fine.\" \"Maybe if we just lie like this.\" \"Would you like a cup of tea?\" \"Yes, now that would be...\" \"Lovely.\" \"Cool.\" \"Lovely.\" \"Would you like a cup of tea?\" \"A cup of tea would be lovely.\" \"(ALL CHEERING)\" \"COUNT:\" \"And yes, ladies and gentlemen of Great Britain,\" \"Carl has emerged from the Chamber of Love.\" \"Carl, say hello to the 20 million people who have been waiting with bated breath to hear the news, whether or not you have indeed misplaced your crucial cherry tonight.\" \"You guys...\" \"I think that's a yes!\" \"Is that a yes?\" \"Remember, the reply, \"I don't wanna answer that question\" means yes.\" \"I'm certainly not gonna answer that question...\" \"Houston, we have lift-off.\" \"Bravo!\" \"Yes, newsflash.\" \"A nice young man has lost his virginity in the North Sea.\" \"More soon on that breaking story.\" \" Morning, madam.\" \" Morning.\" \" Good morning.\" \" Good morning, madam.\" \"COUNT:\" \"Ladies and gentlemen, if you could see what I see now.\" \"There'll be dancing in the street all over the United Kingdom tonight.\" \"(DANCING IN THE STREET PLAYING)\" \"Rock 'n' roll!\" \"Carl, well done!\" \"ALL:\" \"Bye.\" \"KEVIN:\" \"You'll be missed.\" \"(DOOR OPENING)\" \"Here he is.\" \"All right, we had a good night.\" \"But that thing you see shining through the window is the cold light of dawn.\" \"And I don't want you all to imagine that they won't be coming after us with the full force of the law to crush our testicles like grapes.\" \"But don't despair completely, because I'm glad to tell you,\" \"I've come up with quite a clever little plan.\" \" Legend.\" \" QUENTIN:\" \"All hands on deck.\" \" COUNT:\" \"Our leader.\" \" I just hope it works.\" \"SIMON:\" \"Of course it'll work.\" \" Good night, Miss C.\" \" Good night, sir.\" \"D-Day for Radio Rock at last.\" \"Indeed, sir.\" \"That's D for deaf.\" \"Since they're not ready to go willingly,\" \"I'm afraid \"very nasty\" is our only option.\" \"MAN:\" \"Get out!\" \"(ALL CLAMORING)\" \"MAN 1:\" \"Move!\" \"Get at them!\" \"Deck's clear!\" \" Found anything?\" \" Yes, sir.\" \"What?\" \"What have you found?\" \" Well, fish, sir.\" \" I beg your pardon?\" \"Mainly fish.\" \"Can I help you, Officer?\" \"You certainly can, yes.\" \" What the hell are you doing here?\" \" Fishing, sir.\" \"I mean, what are you doing here?\" \"Here, where the Radio Rock ship always is and always has been anchored.\" \"Can't say it rings a bell, sir.\" \"What kind of boat is she?\" \"Lobster, cod, tuna?\" \"Shut the fuck up!\" \"This is obviously a trick and she's scarpered.\" \"Now don't you get cocky, Captain Bird's Eye.\" \"We are going to find these bastards, and when we do, we are going to smash them!\" \"Everybody out!\" \"We've got the wrong damn boat!\" \"We should have set sail years ago.\" \"You're a very clever man.\" \"This is a very good plan.\" \"(CRASHING)\" \"What the fuck was that?\" \"Pardon my French, ladies and gentlemen.\" \"We've got a small hiccup onboard Radio Rock.\" \"I now return you to The Small Faces.\" \"(ALARM BLARING)\" \"(ALL CLAMORING)\" \"KEVIN:\" \"It did look a bit unusual, but I'm sure that...\" \"Gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news.\" \"Which would you prefer?\" \" The good news.\" \" Let's have a bit of good news.\" \"Good news.\" \" Good news.\" \" Okay.\" \"The good news is the engine has exploded and we're all going to die.\" \" FELICITY:\" \"Right.\" \" Perfect.\" \" Is he joking?\" \" DAVE:\" \"Hello.\" \"Dr. Dave, Radio Rock.\" \"How is that good news?\" \"I haven't yet told you how we're going to die.\" \"That's the bad news.\" \"How are we gonna die?\" \"We're going to drown in the freezing waters of the North Sea.\" \" Shit.\" \" Dearie me.\" \"There is a huge hole in the side of the boat and in an unfortunate development, it transpires that the lifeboats are useless.\" \"Actually, that's quite good for you, isn't it?\" \"'Cause you can't swim, so you'll die quicker.\" \" Sorry.\" \" FELICITY:\" \"Dear.\" \"(CRASHING)\" \"(ALL SCREAMING)\" \"All right.\" \"All right.\" \"All right.\" \"All right.\" \"I'm going to the studio.\" \"Harold, John, up here now.\" \" HAROLD:\" \"Yeah, we're coming.\" \" This isn't going to happen.\" \"ANNOUNCER ON RADIO:\" \"A Radio Rock newsflash with John Mayford.\" \"JOHN:\" \"News coming in that the famous Radio Rock has a large hole in its side and is therefore sinking into the North Sea.\" \"Really quite fast.\" \"So, a tiny crisis here.\" \"(CRASHING)\" \"So, if any of you out there knows anyone in Suffolk with a boat of any shape or form, give them a ring.\" \"Our coordinates are 53-70 north...\" \"Sorry.\" \"250 east.\" \"Here's a rather long record.\" \"(A WHITER SHADE OF PALE PLAYING)\" \"I hope I'm here at the end of it.\" \"Don't worry.\" \"The government won't actually let us die.\" \"They'll have to send out boats.\" \"They've heard every swearword we've ever spoken.\" \"They'll have to pick up a Mayday.\" \"Nevertheless, we should move.\" \"Come on.\" \"I'm not sure we're in the right place at the right time.\" \"(YELLS)\" \"You all right?\" \"You're going the wrong way, mate.\" \"I'm really scared.\" \"Isn't anyone else really scared?\" \"A bit.\" \"Up you go.\" \"(ANGUS WHIMPERS)\" \"Foreigners.\" \"No backbone.\" \"(PHONE RINGING)\" \"Yes?\" \"TWATT:\" \"I'm sorry to have to disturb you this late, sir.\" \"What's your want, for heaven's sake?\" \"It really is getting quite serious now, sir.\" \"I'm asking permission to send our boats back to pick them up.\" \"Absolutely not.\" \"I absolutely could not justify the extra expenditure when there are so many other problems we need money for as a government both home and abroad.\" \"They might die, sir.\" \"Happens to the best of us, Twatt.\" \"Happens to the very best of us.\" \"Nighty-night.\" \" Whoa, there, are you okay?\" \" QUENTIN:\" \"Simon, have you got a...\" \" Okay.\" \" Mark, well done.\" \"Come in.\" \"And in those trousers.\" \"Not bad.\" \"Thank you, John.\" \"So, we'll be safe here for a while.\" \"The captain thinks we've got till dawn before we go the full Titanic.\" \"We've sent out an official distress call.\" \"And I'm sure someone will rescue us soon.\" \"(ALL SCREAMING)\" \"Really?\" \"Really?\" \"Yeah?\" \" GAVIN:\" \"We're all right.\" \" Really.\" \"GAVIN:\" \"We're all right.\" \"ANGUS:\" \"Can I just say something, then?\" \"I know I'm not the most popular guy on the boat.\" \"On the radio I'm fine.\" \"In the flesh it's something that people just don't warm to.\" \"I know.\" \"But I just wanna say, the three years here,\" \"I've been closer to finding friendship than I've ever been in my life.\" \"And I'd rather have had that and die than not have had it and lived.\" \"I think.\" \"Maybe not.\" \"No, actually.\" \" Come on.\" \" I just...\" \"You're being ridiculous.\" \" Well, I'm not popular.\" \" Look, this isn't...\" \"No, that's...\" \"Every group needs a fall guy, and yeah, sure, you've been it.\" \"But it's not...\" \"It's just been a joke.\" \"You know?\" \"I mean, lookit, everybody who actually loves this nut, huh?\" \"And is proud as can be to count him in the number of their friends, just raise their hands.\" \"ANGUS:\" \"See?\" \"Okay?\" \"SIMON:\" \"There we go.\" \"David?\" \"Be honest.\" \"ANGUS:\" \"What?\" \"Okay.\" \"(LAUGHING)\" \"CARL:\" \"Where's Bob?\" \" Get the...\" \" SIMON:\" \"I'm lying.\" \"Wait a minute.\" \"Where's Bob?\" \" He fell on ice.\" \" Guys, Bob!\" \"Where's my dad?\" \"We'll wait another minute.\" \"So who's broadcasting?\" \"JOHN:\" \"No one.\" \"203 meters on the medium waveband is silent for the first time.\" \"Well, excuse my language, but fuck that sideways, sir.\" \"Harold, after you.\" \"Bob!\" \" Dad?\" \" BOB:\" \"Easy.\" \"Easy.\" \"Just listening to a new track by the Grateful Dead.\" \"I'm gonna have to stop it.\" \"Hey, don't do that.\" \"Don't do that.\" \"That's a bit of a space invasion, man.\" \"Well, the thing is, Bob, the boat is actually sinking, and if you listen to the end of this track, you will die.\" \"Let's go.\" \"CARL:\" \"Mind the hole.\" \"Oh, no.\" \" Thanks, man.\" \" You're welcome.\" \" DAVE:\" \"Here.\" \"Come to me.\" \" What are you doing?\" \"I'm feeling guilty about sleeping with your girlfriend twice in a night.\" \" Three times if you count a...\" \"Hey, Bob.\" \" Hey.\" \" Dear.\" \"That is not a good record.\" \" What?\" \"I think it's time we got the fuck out of here.\" \"Come on.\" \"To all our listeners, this is what I have to say.\" \"God bless you all.\" \"And as for you bastards in charge, don't dream it's over.\" \"Years will come, years will go, and politicians will do fuck all to make the world a better place.\" \"But all over the world, young men and young women will always dream dreams and put those dreams into song.\" \"Nothing important dies tonight.\" \"Just a few ugly guys on a crappy ship.\" \"The only sadness tonight is that, in future years, there'll be so many fantastic songs that it will not be our privilege to play.\" \"But, believe you me, they will still be written.\" \"They will still be sung and they will be the wonder of the world.\" \"Hit it!\" \"(WOULDN'T IT BE NICE PLAYING)\" \"I think we better go.\" \"Okay.\" \"Do what you gotta do.\" \"Chicken.\" \"(LAUGHING)\" \"Go ahead, Harold.\" \" QUENTIN:\" \"Come on up, Bob.\" \"Well done.\" \" Hello, Bob.\" \"(RADIO GOES SILENT)\" \"(WHIMPERS)\" \"(WAVES CRASHING)\" \"Shit!\" \"I think we're actually going to die.\" \"Why?\" \"I'll explain later.\" \"So...\" \"Tell us, Mark, now at the very end.\" \"What was your secret?\" \" How did you get all them girls?\" \" MARK:\" \"Simple.\" \"Don't say anything at all.\" \" Nothing?\" \" Nothing.\" \"Then, when the tension becomes too much to bear, you finally, finally, you just say...\" \"\"How about it, then?\"\" \" \"How about it, then?\" - \"How about it, then?\"\" \"\"How about it, then?\" Works every time.\" \"Fuck!\" \"ANGUS:\" \"How about it?\" \"Well, how about this?\" \"How about this situation here?\" \"Try and fuck your way out of this one, Mark!\" \"We're gonna die!\" \"GAVIN:\" \"Come on, Harold!\" \"We are gonna live forever!\" \" So this is where the party is.\" \" FELICITY:\" \"Gavin!\" \" Dude, come on up.\" \"Relax, enjoy yourself.\" \" Good to see you, mate.\" \" KEVIN:\" \"Come on.\" \" Hold on.\" \"And the Count.\" \"Any sign of the Count?\" \"No.\" \"It's not...\" \"It's not getting better.\" \"(ALL SCREAMING)\" \"GAVIN:\" \"This is it!\" \"We are gonna die!\" \"Wait!\" \" What?\" \" A boat!\" \"ANGUS:\" \"How big?\" \"How big a bloody boat?\" \"It's not actually just one boat.\" \" QUENTIN:\" \"Two boats.\" \" Three boats.\" \"SIMON:\" \"It's ever so slightly more than three boats.\" \"FELICITY:\" \"How many boats?\" \"I think the technical term is a fuckload of boats.\" \"(ALL CHEERING)\" \"MAN:\" \"There's more!\" \"(HORN BLOWING)\" \"SIMON:\" \"They're everywhere!\" \"Mark!\" \"Get in the boat!\" \" Hang on.\" \" FELICITY:\" \"Gavin!\" \"Let's go!\" \"Let's go!\" \"FELICITY:\" \"Gavin!\" \"One, two, three...\" \"ANGUS:\" \"All right, there must be another way!\" \"One, two, three...\" \" MARK:\" \"Angus...\" \" I don't want to go!\" \" Follow me.\" \" It's water, I can't...\" \" You just jump!\" \" No!\" \"WOMAN 1:\" \"Angus!\" \"Mark!\" \"There he is!\" \"There he is!\" \"WOMAN 1:\" \"Angus!\" \"ANGUS:\" \"Help me!\" \"Over here!\" \"Grab it!\" \"(ALL CHEERING)\" \"MAN:\" \"Bob!\" \"Bob, over here!\" \"Come here!\" \"WOMAN 2:\" \"Keep swimming!\" \" Bob!\" \" Bob!\" \" Give me your hand.\" \" Thank you.\" \"Thanks very much, very good of you.\" \"(ALL CHEERING)\" \"Give me your hand.\" \" We've got him!\" \" Thank you.\" \"Let me look at you.\" \"You're gorgeous.\" \" Angus!\" \" Yes!\" \"I'm alive!\" \"WOMAN 3:\" \"Simon!\" \"Come over and we'll have a warm bath!\" \"Margaret!\" \"Keep swimming, you're doing really well!\" \" MARIANNE:\" \"Carl!\" \" Marianne!\" \"Carl!\" \"It's lovely to meet you.\" \"Thank you.\" \"I don't know what I would have done if anything would've happened to you!\" \"I listen to your show every single morning.\" \" Who are you?\" \" I love you.\" \"My name is on your boobies.\" \"Oh, my God!\" \"Calm down.\" \"There's plenty of Dr. Dave to go around.\" \"Yeah!\" \"My man!\" \"(ALL EXCLAIMING)\" \"MAN:\" \"Yeah, man!\" \"Rock 'n' roll!\" \"That's rock 'n' roll, baby!\" \"Rock 'n' roll!\" \"(LET'S DANCE PLAYING)\" \"8:00 till 11:00, Gavin Kavanagh, and it says here, \"Coolest man on the planet\".\" \"And that is, strangely, in his own handwriting.\" \"Some people say that they don't bother listening to it.\" \" JOHN:\" \"Who says that?\" \" Well, Dave said that he didn't really like it.\" \"And he did that.\" \" Yeah.\" \" Actually, from out there they glint and make you look sort of satanic.\" \" See you later, John.\" \" Okay.\" \"So, Dr. Arthur Sea Measure.\" \"That's an interesting name.\" \"Do you mind if I just call you Doctor For Short?\" \"(IN CHARACTER'S VOICE) Yes, that's fine.\" \"Good.\" \"So, Doctor For Short, tell us, oceanographer...\" \"Dr. Dave.\" \"Not quite so nutty, but good for your medical requirements.\" \"(EXCLAIMS)\" \"It does not surprise me that you are single.\" \"Yesterday's anti-war demonstrations in Bolton...\" \" Today will be mainly wet.\" \"Hey...\" \" I'm trying not to...\" \" I didn't mean what I said.\" \" You didn't?\" \"No, I think you're a good guy and you're a good egg, you know?\" \"Thanks.\" \"What a prick.\" \"It's a shame you're a lezzer.\" \"I would be nuts deep.\" \"I'm gonna talk into the microphone of love.\" \"And that was Spirit from their first album entitled, not surprisingly, Spirit.\" \"He's doing it.\" \"He's doing it!\" \"You can't see this, but he has just clicked on this record with the right boot of his Cuban heel.\" \"Very nice.\" \"That's how you do it, isn't it?\" \"(BLOWING WHISTLE)\" \"Cheers, H. What's next?\""} +{"text": "\"%in memory of my dear deceased friend% *Soroush Nikseresht* %may his soul be at peace% adulthood and slowly maturity to old age\" \"Using the latest medical imaging\" \"?\" \"and 3-D computer graphics, we embarked on an extraordinary voyage through the body\" \"This is not just the story of one life it is the story of all our lives, told from a unique perspective depth inside the living body\" \"40 weeks have past since a sperm fertilized an egg and a new life was created\" \"A single cell has developed into a fully formed baby\" \"We are about to be born\" \"It is impossible to know exactly what it likes to be born even though we've all been through it\" \"It's certainly surprising,it's probably painful\" \"What scientists do know is that at the moment of birth, we experience a surge of adrenaline even more intense than during a heart attack\" \"This surge of adrenaline helps us live\" \"It kicks start our lungs into during the first breathe\" \"Our lungs have never breathed before they are still filled with amniotic fluid\" \"we're in danger of drowning\" \"On top of the kidneys, the adrenal glands flood the blood stream with adrenaline\" \"muscles we need to breathe, suddenly going to spasm\" \"?\" \"and we take our first breath\" \"It is the most important breathe of our life the first of 700 million\" \"air rushes down the trachea through thousand of branching tubes into nearly 30 million tiny air sacs, the alveoli\" \"these absorb oxygen into our blood\" \"and draw out the carbon dioxide we exhale with every breath\" \"Now the umbilical cord, the physical link between mother and baby, is cut\" \"we, are on our own\" \"a baby's organs must adapt to life outside the womb\" \"It is a challenging and risky time\" \"Our heart, no bigger than walnut has already being pumping for 8 months but in the first days of life, there is a problem with it\" \"It has 2 holes, one in the aorta, and one in the heart.\" \"In fact, these holes are not defects, they are remnant of life before birth when blood circulated through a system of blood vessels to the placenta\" \"the holes used to divert most of blood away from our inactive lungs but now the lung is fully functioning, they seal up forever\" \"Now the heart is working normally it pumps blood through the tens of thousands of miles of blood vessels.\" \"our other organs're also coming online too\" \"The liver performs over 500 very jobs, from generating body heat to processing toxins\" \"The kidneys function is to maintain the balance of water in the body.\" \"Our digestive tract must clear itself out ready to take its first meal.\" \"our bowel is full of digested amniotic fluid and dead cells a sticky green black tarry material , called meconium\" \"It is corrosive stuff\" \"In some babies , meconium can end up in the lungs and attack the delicate lining though here in the gut, meconium is harmless and is flushed out within hours\" \"The first gulp of breast milk accelerate this process\" \"The turmoil of birth might now be over but the bussiness of adapting to life outside the womb has only just begun\" \"A newborn baby in a first months of life\" \"This is the time when we start to make sense of world around us.\" \"and began to explore it\" \"infancy is a period of rapid growth both outside and in\" \"The human body is a miracle of microscopic design tiny perefectly formed orgams each made up of billions of perfectly functioning cells\" \"These cells are the building blocks of the body they make us what we are\" \"100 thousand billion cells, all working in prefect harmony\" \"inside every cell is the same extraordinary engine a machine that tells each cell how to grow, and what function it must perform\" \"it s DNA, and it s unique to every person\" \"DNA is the chemical blue print of who we are the instructions that create each new person and sends among the journey of life\" \"DNA not only determines our looks and character but also sets out the timeline of our lives it decides when we grow , when we develop, when we age and even when we die\" \"But our life is also shaped by environment around us and the people we share it with\" \"Our life outside the womb is still a challenge\" \"Even though our mother keeps us warm we can't regulate our body temperature\" \"It was 38 degrees in the womb.\" \"Here at home, 18 degrees room temprature is a shock to the system\" \"The problem is, the region of the brain we use for temprature control the hypothalamus, is immature\" \"Our infant brain is under pressure it is Already making 100 trillion simultaneous calculations every second\" \"our hypothalamus just can't cope with additional task if keeing us warm as well right now we're in danger of hypothermia\" \"The infrared camera shows the struggle to keep warm.\" \"we are losing precious body heat\" \"The yellow area show where we lose the most\" \"Luckily, we were born prepared\" \"We have a special layer of tissue that keeps us warm it s fat\" \"normaly found in hibernating animals\" \"Much more than just a insulating layer this fat is packed with special cells which actively generate heat\" \"eventually , most of this fat melts away as the hypothalamus matures and takes over the job of temperature control\" \"just days old, we know almost nothing about her world.\" \"Everything we do , we do by instinct even breast feeding\" \"our mother's milk gives us all the nutrients we need\" \"And we drink half of liter of it every day\" \"it is much more than a ultimate super food it also protects us from hidden dangers\" \"Outside the womb, there are bacteria everywhere invisible and potentially deadly\" \"Our ?\" \"skin is under constant attack\" \"There are 10 times more bacteria than human cells in and on our body\" \"Our immune system is under develop and we can't fight infections of our cells\" \"amazingly our mother fights them for us through her milk\" \"The close contact between mother and baby means she absorbs the same germs they're attacking us\" \"her Mature immune system creates antibodies to kill off these bacteria\" \"Then, in masterpiece of natural design she passes those antibodies to her baby in breast milk.\" \"until our own immune system develops, she will keep us safe\" \"Breast feeding builds a deep bond between mother and child a bond that will guide us through infancy,and into the outside world\" \"6 weeks\" \"At this age, even a simple trip to the supermarket is a sensory overload\" \"It's noisy , bright and smelly\" \"High up inside the nose, the specialised olfactory nerves\" \"?\" \"in the stream of air we breathe they detect chemicals and send an electrical signal to the brain\" \"Our brain interprets these signals as smells\" \"Our sense of smell is very sensitive we quickly learn to recognize smells and can identify our mother with our nose\" \"The strange new world is also very noisy\" \"We're bombarded with hundreds of strange new sounds\" \"sound waves make the eardrum vibrate\" \"On the other side of the eardrum these tiny bones, the ossicles vibrate in sympathy\" \"They're the smallest three bones in our body\" \"They're so small that can fit on a fingertip\" \"?\" \"get any bigger, they stay the size all our life\" \"But without them we would never hear a thing the ossicles are the air amplifiers they amplify the volume 22 times\" \"The amplified vibrations enter the inner ear - the cochlea it's lined with delicate hairs\" \"When vibrations pass through, the hairs vibrate at the top - low-frequency hairs , at the base - fragile hairs to high frequency sounds\" \"Each one 200 times thinner than a hair on our head\" \"Over time, loud noises will damage these hairs but at this age, they are perfect\" \"our hearing will never be this good again\" \"for eye sight, the story is different\" \"The world is blurred and without color\" \"Our eyes're around the develop we can't pointerize where we ?\" \"and a imature lenses can not focus\" \"The lens flips the image it receives, our brains corret the image later\" \"Babies can't yet see in color because the retina, the screen in the back of the eye, is also immature the retina has two types of special cells: rods and cones\" \"They turn light into electrical signals the ones to detect color, the cones are still developing.\" \"so we see almostly in black and white\" \"From the retina, the signals travel along 2 thick nerves to the back of brain where we process visual information.\" \"When the image arrives, the real challenge begins\" \"Our immature brain has not yet learned to interpret the data\" \"that's changing fast\" \"by 2 months, we can distinguish colors and shades\" \"At 4 months we can identify facial patterns and by 8 months , we have 20/20 vision\" \"baby's eyes undergo another amazing change\" \"When we're born, our eyes are blue but gradually cells of the iris begin making pigments the iris changes into striking pattern of color a pattern that is unique to each of us.\" \"We're changing in other ways too\" \"over the first 3 months, we grow by 25% of our orginal body weight every month fortunately, that growth rate slows\" \"If it did't ,we would all wiegh a frightening 134 tons by 4th birthday!\" \"around the same as a blue whale\" \"8 months\" \"At 8 months, all our sense is working properly we're begining to explore the world\" \"and the sense we use most - is touch\" \"When we touch something, receptors in our fingertips send the electrical impulses through sensory nerves in our skin, upon arms , along the spinal cord and in to the brain\" \"The impulses travel fast, 320 km / hour\" \"Sometimes even this is too slow the body reacts to painful sensation, like a exteme heat, by a taking a shortcut\" \"The spinal cord intercepts pain messages and immediately sends back a reflex response and we move out away\" \"We have sensory receptors all over our skin but some areas are more sensitive than others\" \"The hands, face and mouth\" \"there are 9,000 sensory receptors on the tongue alone this is why, babies use their mouths to explore the world\" \"There is another reason for all our gnawing our baby teeth are coming through\" \"milk teeth formed deep in the gums while we're still in the womb\" \"Now one by one, they are bursting through\" \"It's painful, but it is progress at last we can eat solid food\" \"Digestions start in the mouth\" \"The teeth grind up the food next, special glands, under the tongue , pump out saliva it Helps break down food\" \"Saliva also lubricates the food on its 12 hours , 4 meters journey through the gut\" \"it'll Pass from the stomach into the small intestine and finally the large intestine\" \"waves of contracting muscle keep up food move through out journey in a process call peristalsis\" \"The contractions are so powerful , we can even eat upside down\" \"This is a unique view of where the food is heading\" \"For the first time, a new camera shows a high definition view of the journey through our stomach\" \"Food enters the stomach through a hole at top\" \"The stomach is a bag of muscle it churns, squashes and squeezes the food into liquid\" \"At the same time, acid breaks down the food\" \"The acid is so corrosive the stomach continually coats its interior walls with mucus for protection\" \"Without it, stomach ulcers would form\" \"After about an hour, the stomach squeezes the broken down food through a tiny hole called the pyloric sphincter\" \"The food enters the small intestine a 3 and half meter coil of tube\" \"This is where we absorb most of nutrients.\" \"First, the pancreas pumps out juice that neutralizes the stomach acid then bile from the liver breaks down the fat into tiny droplets\" \"Smaller droplets are easily for intestine to adsorb\" \"The interior wall of the small intestine is lined with million of microscopic projections called villi\" \"These increase the surface area of the gut, making it easy to absorb nutrients\" \"After an hour and a half, the small intestine has absorbed most of the nutrients from the food\" \"What's left, enters the large intestine through this, the ileocecal sphincter it's a valve that prevents our food going back\" \"there are few nutrients left to absorb Now the large intestine's main job is to extract water\" \"What remains is a mixture of waste food , dead cells and lots of bacteria\" \"these bacteria in the large intestine aren't infection they produce enzymes that break down complex carbohydrates in our food\" \"carbohydrates we couldn't have ?\" \"Finally, after about 12 hours we expel what remains of the meal\" \"by the age of one, we start to interact with our world\" \"We're more independent from our mothers and now we can crawl, we begin to explore the world on our own\" \"We can crawl because our bones have got stronger they need to be, we're getting pretty heavy\" \"at birth, our skeleton is mostly cartilage the same material, our ears're made of\" \"Cartilage is flexible, it what ables us to squeeze through the birth canal\" \"But after birth, our soft skeleton is a problem\" \"cartilage is too weak to support the growing body and protect vital organs\" \"so it gradually hardens into bone\" \"Cells called osteoblasts\" \"?\" \"minerals that turn soft cartilage into hard bone\" \"Some bones also fused together\" \"When we are born, we have gaps between the plates of our skull\" \"These allowed the skull to deform during birth through our first year , these gaps called fontanelles gradually close until our skull is finally complete\" \"As a skeleton develops, so these desire to get around\" \"We're about to hit one of the major milestones in our life learning to walk\" \"The key to walking isn't strength it's balance, and the secret to standing is hidden deep inside the ears\" \"Behind the ossicles,the bones used for hearing, there are 3 looping structures\" \"Each loop is about the size of small coin and oriented in 3 planes\" \"These semicircular canals are part of the ear but have nothing to do with hearing\" \"they're filled with liquid and they work like a spirit level they Tell us what's up and what's down\" \" the hair send data to our brain about how we are oriented and our direction of movement\" \"they help us balance and stand on two feet\" \"And once we've mastered balance, we're one step closer to learning to walk\" \"Now there is no limit on where we can go and what we can do.\" \"From a baby to a toddler\" \"We're about to begin our formative years\" \"A time when we'll put our growing brain and developing a new system to the test\" \"From infancy to childhood we're still growing fast and learning to stand on our own two feet\" \"next is a uniquely huge challenge\" \"learning to speak\" \"2 years\" \"Most of us learn to talk by our first birthday but by 2 years old, we're learning 10 new words a day\" \"This is the Broca's area,\" \"\" \"With it you can create sentences and communicate complex thoughts\" \"Language is what separates us from other animals\" \"By talking, we can exchange thoughts and ideas\" \"We can teach our children not just by showing, but by telling\" \"As our brain develops, we gain other uniquely human qualities\" \"We're aware of our own identity and individuality we learn to think for ourselves\" \"We become concsious of ourselves as individual and We're forming memories that will last a lifetime\" \"5 years human childhood is unique\" \"Few other mammals spend such a huge potion of their lifes preparing for adulthood to do so would be a costly waste of time by the equivalent age in their life span, most mamal, like dogs would already be reproducing\" \"\" \"a timeline set by our DNA clock puts a delay on our sexual development\" \"to give us enough time for one thing learning it takes well over a decade to learn complex skill we need to become adult and evetually parents ourselves.\" \"through our childhood, we're prime to learn\" \"Our brain is a mass of 100 billion nerve cells, called neurons\" \"Between them,they generate enough electricity to keep a light bulb burning for a day the Neurons communicate using electric impulses\" \"Each impulse is a tiny fraction of a thought and memory\" \"When we hear a new word, our ears convert the sound into electrical impulses in our brain\" \"The brain can learn, because the connections between the brain cell,the neurons aren't permanent\" \"The brain revise itselfs the Neurons send out tentacles, constantly forming new connections where they meet is a synapse\" \"Chemicals, called neuro transmitters, bridge the gap. to allow the impulse to continue the chain\" \"The new connections form a pattern - a new memory\" \"We learn by making new connections between brain cells and then reinforced them through repetition\" \"The stronger the reinforcement, the more likely the memory'll stick\" \"9 years\" \"And when later, someone asks us to recall that memory the same pattern of brain cells ?\" \"and we remember the answer\" \"Because the brain grows quickly in childhood millions of new connections'll be made all the time making this the prefect time to learn\" \"Learning takes many forms\" \"Not only in class room but also in the world at large\" \"We learn by experience, and sometimes these experiences are unpleasant because we're programmed to try out new things when we're young we take risk with our body\" \"Fortunately, ?\" \"capable of repairing itself when injure\" \"A cut knee, is part of childhood\" \"As soon as skin is broken, the body's repair mechanisms swing into action blood capillaries can constrict to reduce bleeding?\" \"next, platelets, a type of blood cell, make the blood in the cut become viscous and clot\" \"Eventually, the clot forms a plug that stops blood leaking out\" \"Our cells multiply at profilic rate not only to increase their numbers of cells in the body but also to replace worn out tissue with newer , stronger. bigger versions\" \"It's the same process of cell growth that heals wounds\" \"In fact we're so good at healing in our youth, even the scar disappears\" \"Childhood is also the time when our horizons expand we Interact with more and more people\" \"But this increased sociabiliy exposes us to an incresed risk of infection\" \"Fortunately, our body has a arsenal of defenses against germs\" \"Eyebrows, eyelashes, ear hairs and nasal hairs catch airborne bacteria\" \"Sweat, tears , mucus wash them off\" \"And skin constantly sheds its top layer of cells taking bacteria with it\" \"The mouth is especially vulnerable recent discoveries have shown that pathogens found here are so potent that if they ended up in vital organ like heart they can even prove fatal\" \"Fortunately, the body has a secret weapon saliva contains lysozyme, an enzyme specially develop to destroy bacteria\" \"though tiny, saliva glands create nearly 1.5 liters of saliva every day\" \"When a pathogen like chicken pox does break through these external defenses our immune system must react to prevent serious infection\" \"Thousands of tiny viruses travel through the blood\" \"The virus hijacks a cell\" \"?\" \"Then the infected cell ruptures spreading yet more vireses around the body\" \"The outward signs of chickenpox are rash and high temperature\" \"The fever that comes with the infection is a sign that the body is fighting back\" \"The heat slows down the spread of the disease viruses don't reproduce so well when it's hot\" \"The immune system kicks into action\" \"White blood cells latched onto the infected cells and pumping poisonous proteins\" \"it kills the cell, but it kills the viruses too\" \"The crusty skin pustules they're remnants of the battle between the immune system and the chicken pox\" \"Each one contains cell debrid and thousands of dead viruses\" \"It may be unpleasant but getting diseases like this when we're young is vital for our developing immune system\" \"Our body creates \"memory molecules\" against the viruses antibodies we use to rely on antibody form our mother's milk now we make our own\" \"If we catch the same disease when we're older the antibodies enable our body to recognize the virus instantly\" \"white blood cells wipe it out before it ever takes hold this makes childhood the ideal time for vaccination\" \"Vaccines are harmless doses of certain types of virus like rubella, mumps or polio\" \"they prompt the body to create antibodies just As it would if infected\" \"by the age of 11, childhood is nearly over and We're about to change like never before\" \"We're on the brink of adulthood\" \"But first,the hormone surge of puberty\" \"Puberty doesn't stick to a schedule it begins at any time, depending our DNA clock, our lifestyles , even our diet\" \"whether female or male, for all of us , it begins in brain\" \"At the base, the hypothalamus the same region that controls our body temperature\" \"Puberty starts when the hypothalamus releases the protein\" \"Kisspeptin into the brain.\" \"the Kisspeptin triggers the release of other hormones throughout the body\" \"This stimulates the sex organs to mature\" \"In girls, that means ovulation\" \"For the first time on television a high definition view of the ovaries these off white organs\" \"This unique footage from Gold Coast IV fertility Centre shows some thing incredible\" \"An egg, inside a protective blister of liquid\" \"At ovulation,the blister ruptures the egg inside will travel down the fallopian tube\" \"?\" \"or lost in menstruation\" \"From the onset of puberty, ovulation occurs once a month\" \"But the ovaries begin another equally important role they start release in hormones into the bloodstream including estrogens\" \"they Have dramatic and lasting effects on both emotional and physical develoment\" \"Both boys and girls experience a growth spread\" \"and each day when we look in the mirror, we see a new face looking back\" \"And the entire body changes beyond recognition girls become women, boys become man\" \"male brains also release kisspeptin during puberty\" \"the flood of new hormones stimulate the testicles to stop producing sperm\" \"The testicles also generated 10 fold increase in testosterone the hormone that turns boy into a man\" \"The larynx opens upon to its forward\" \"the vocal cords stretch wider\" \"the longer cords vibrate at a lower pitch\" \"The voice deepens\" \"Testosterone also stimulates the growth of body hair and doubles muscle mass\" \"These are changes we can see and hear but we're changing inside too\" \"In the brain ,nerve cells undergo extensive ?\" \"The result is a transformation of our mood and character\" \"Both sexes suffer of torrent of new emotions and one new emotion ,bigest them all\" \"For the first time, both sex is finding other sex, attractive\" \"From the inside out , our bodies are overwhelmed with new sensations our pulse raises, our blood pressures rises\" \"Our lips gorge, our cheeks flash with blood\" \"These're all signals that we desire someone\" \"And sometimes that desire turns out to be mutual\" \"In adolescence, another major life milestone our first kiss\" \"In the first 2 decades of life the human body accomplishes something close to miraculous\" \"We're nearly 4 times our orginal height\" \"We're 21 times heavier we've digested nearly 9 tons of food\" \"our heart has beaten over billion times and our lungs have drawn 200 million breath\" \"Finally, we're ready, in mind and body ,to become an adult\" \"From \"teens\" to \"twenties the rapid growth of childhood and puberty gives way to a new phase of life adulthood\" \"The 20's are our peak years, both outside and inside\" \"Our body stops growing taller but it'll never stop changing\" \"trillions of cells make up Our organs and tissues over time ,these wear out or get damaged\" \"New cells grow and divide to replace old ones\" \"Over time, whole organs are renewed\" \"we get vaguely a brand new body, every 2 years\" \"Some tissues regenerate even faster\" \"That's why we need to come here,for our hair and nails\" \"hairs are made from modified dead skin cells\" \"Each hair grows from a hair follicle embedded in the skin the Modified cells grow here then die as new cells push them up?\" \"we grow an incredible 11 km of hair over our whole body every year\" \"Our hair grows, whether we want it to or not\" \"However, other parts of our body are partially under our control.\" \"choices we make now, like taking exercise affect us for the rest of our lives\" \"exercise strengthens the heart,\" \"it's the body's hardest working muscle\" \"Exercise also makes our heart muscle more efficient each contraction pumps more blood so the heart can beat slower\" \"it's a similar story in the lungs\" \"Exercise stimulates extra capillaries to grow so we absorb more oxygen with each breath\" \"we Also inhale bigger breath so every tiny air sack in the lungs gets filled\" \"The surface area of all these sacks is huge if u lay them all flat, they would cover a tennis court\" \"working out also strengthens our skeleton exertion puts pressure on the bones that encourages the bone cells to renew bone fibers\" \"Specialized cells called osteoclasts eat out way all the damaged bone other cells - osteoblasts rebuild it with newer,stronger material\" \"The result, dense, strong bone\" \"At the same time\" \"Our muscles also build\" \"This is a new imaging technique that combines the highest resolution ct-scans with cutting edge computer power\" \"it's called Volumedic\" \"And it shows how over 650 skeletal muscle\" \"make up to a thirth of our adult body weight\" \"muscles are made up from bundles of fibers\" \"a good work out rips these fibers apart\" \"When our cells repair the damage afterwards they add extra material\" \"The muscles grow back bigger and stronger through choices we made unfortunately, some choices are less beneficial\" \"Some choices expose us to damage that even our youthful cells cann't repair\" \"parties are part of life in your twenties\" \"we all know smoke can damage the lungs\" \"But the smoke is not the only hazard here\" \"From the day we were born, our ears have been gradually damaged by loud noise\" \"The problem is deep inside the ear ,past the ossicle bones, inside the cochlea\" \"These fine hairs, the stereocilia, turn sound into nerve impulses they are very fragile\" \"Loud noise destroys these irreplaceable cells the hairs that respond to high frequencies, almost affected possibly because loud, high pitch sounds, shape their foundations more violently\" \"The effect's still too small to notice but the frequencies range of our hearing is already shrinking\" \"Another source of damage is - alcohol though social drinking is very much part of growing up alcohol is a poison\" \"As we absorb it into our bloodstream it affects both our organs and our state of mind afew drinks raise the heart rate and blood pressure\" \"it makes us feel relaxed we lose our inhibitions and our fine coordination\" \"These sensations are the result of chemical reactions inside the brain especially in this region - the cerebellum the region responsible for the coordination and balance\" \"Alcohol causes a chemical imbalance in the neurons\" \"While some synapses except signals more often, others become blocked\" \"and the more we drink, the more the synapses are affected\" \"Alcohol also fools the brain to thinking we've drunk too much water\" \"it senses the kidneys into overdraft expelling valuable liquid into the bladder\" \"we may not feel dehydrated now but the next morning is a different story\" \"After a party, it's the liver that clears up the mess\" \"The liver is the body's biochemical control center it Performs over 500 functions\" \"One of them's to convert poisons into harmless chemicals one of the poisons is alcohol\" \"The process demands water and the liver doesn't care where it takes it from\" \"the brain is 75% water\" \"When the liver demands water, it's the brain that suffers\" \"Water and essential minerals are sucked out and the brain shrinks away from the skull\" \"We experience a very particular kind of headache - a hangover\" \"The best cure - drink some water\" \"Time passes and we get to know our limits now new challenge is around horizon\" \"It is time to find love and have children of our own\" \"Many of us meet our future partner at work 30 years\" \"We may think the attraction is social or physical but alot of it is biological too\" \"We use our eyes to ?\" \"date but looks aren't every thing attraction is also about smell\" \"Inside our nose, the olfactory nerves do more than detect smells\" \"They also detect chemicals we can't smell pheromones odorless hormonal messengers we release in our sweat\" \"Pheromones are much more than the body's natural perfume they carry detailed information about our genetic health and our ability to resist disease\" \"Our brains detect these signals and help us choose a partner with the best possible genes\" \"But love - is not just an emotion\" \"It's a bond chemistry!\" \"When we see a partner, we release adrenaline into the blood our heart pounds, we can't sleep\" \"And then as we get closer and more involved with our lover, another hormone comes into play\" \"our brain floods with dopamine\" \"The feel-good hormone\" \"As potent as cocaine, it induces euphoria and its addictive. it leaves us on thing more\" \"eventually, after a time together, we start thinking about the final stage of love commitment, marriage and even kids\" \"Love, both chemical and emotional, wins the ?\" \"It's a relationship we hope a last lifetime and the process of long-term bonding is chemical too\" \"Sex isn't just about procreation or recreation\" \"It also strengthens the bond between lovers\" \"During orgasm, both partner's pituitary glands flood the bodies with oxytocin the bonding hormone\" \"It's the very same hormone that binds us to our mother as new born baby\" \"The more sex we have, the more oxytocin we produce the stronger the bond between us\" \"Some anthropologists believe oxytocin could be evolution's way of creating a bond the strong enough ,to keep parents together through the trials of parenthood\" \"And the time for parenthood is now\" \"An egg - the largest cell in the human body - ripens and bursts from the ovary it begins the same monthly journey , hundreds of others made before it\" \"While ?\" \"were lost in menstruation this one's destined to become a baby\" \"300 million sperm the smallest cells in the body enter the vagina during ejaculation\" \"They have a tough journey front of them\" \"First they must survive the hostile environment of the vagina it's secretions ?\" \"to prevent bacterial infection but they also kill sperm\" \"Most of sperm are killed before they reach the cervix\" \"the Surviving sperms swim on into the uterus and fallopian tubes\" \"Muscular contractions in the walls of the fallopian tube helps the sperm towards the egg\" \"Only a few hundred make it this far\" \"And only one will succeed in fertilizing the egg\" \"This truely is survival of the fittest only the most viable sperm with the best DNA will survive to pass on its genes\" \"so far, there is no sign of what is happened\" \"We're totally unaware that we're about to embark a new chapter in our life\" \"over the next 40 weeks a single cell will develop into baby\" \"Often the first symptom is morning sickness\" \"No one knows for sure what causes the nausea but one theory is that it protects the fetus from toxins in food\" \"these could harm its tiny organs during this critical phase of development\" \"Another theory is that nausea is side effect of the mother's immune system as it weakens to avoid attacking the developing embryo\" \"The fetus is effectively a parasite\" \"It ?\" \"the mother's energies as it draws what it needs from her body it has its own life support system - the placenta\" \"Here the mother's blood passes nutrients across a membrane into the fetal blood\" \"Thanks to this constant nourishment\" \"The baby grows over 850 grams in 10 weeks and the uterus expands up to a 1000 times its normal size, just to hold it\" \"The story of human life continues form the peak years of early adulthood to the joy of becoming a parent\" \"As our children grow older, so do we\" \"Our body is about to face the next challenge by this time of life, our body has already peaked\" \"We have been aging for many years but it is only now, in our 40s, we really notice out changing appearance\" \"Our body is changing and begining to show its age\" \"The cumulative effect of years in the sun causes the first symptom\" \"Our skin is getting wrinkled\" \"since birth, we have been replacing our skin at astonishing rate\" \"We can make up to 40,000 new skin cells every minute these replace the dead cells with constantly sheding\" \"by 45 , we've created more than 180 kg of dust from old skin cells\" \"Our skin cells are never more than a ?\" \", even at middle age wrinkles are not caused by damage to the cells\" \"The problem is the stuff that binds some together - collagen\" \"Ultraviolet radiation in sunlight triggers a molecular chain reaction which degrades collagen\" \"the fibers get thiner and break\" \"our middle age skin loses its elasticity become saggy and wrinkly\" \"as we enter our 50s our body's metabolism may be slowing down but our lifestyle isn't\" \"We have a growing family and a demanding career\" \"And this can create another killer stress\" \"We all recognize the outward signs of stress sweaty palms,a shortness breath, a dizzy feeling\" \"but the real damage takes place inside our body\" \"When we've stressed the body instinctively shifts into the fight or flight mood\" \"hormones, adrenaline and cortisol flood from the adrenal glands into the bloodstream\" \"This makes muscles contract arteries constricts, and heart pump faster , increasing blood pressure\" \"We evolved the fight or flight reflects to respond to attacks from predators\" \"But we cann't escape our predator\" \"The ?\" \"pressure of being a working parent and our body has no release\" \"It's the constant triggering of fight or flight that can be damaging to our body\" \"Stress make cause irreparable harm to our cardiovascular network speeding up the aging process in blood vessels\" \"the High blood pressure damages cells in the artery walls they Become stiff and thick\" \"Especially here in the biggest artery - the aorta\" \"arteries with stiff walls restrict blood flow around the body\" \"our Blood pressure rises, so our heart must work harder\" \"It's a vicious circle\" \"The more stress we exprience the more we damage our blood vessels\" \"And more damaged of our blood vessels , the less able we are to deal with the effects of stress\" \"If stress gets out of control the heart can become enlarged as it struggles to force blood through our narrowing , lessy elastic blood vessel\" \"High blood pressure can also rupture blood vessels in the brain causing stroke\" \"Most of us learn to manage stress but for women at 50s another factor compounds the problem\" \"menopause\" \"During menopause the ovaries run out of eggs\" \"they Also stop producing the sex hormones estrogen and progesterone\" \"It's signals the end of women's reproductive life\" \"As the supply of hormones winds down it upsets the balance in regions of the brain responsible for mood, sleep and temperature control\" \"when the hypothalamus is turned off course hot flushes occur, moment when the body can't ?\" \"it's Not just the brain that affected bones and muscles tissues also weaken\" \"a woman's bodies spend its whole life getting accustomed to these hormones no they're gone and the aging process accelerates\" \"as children leave home and we retire from work our body enters a new phase of life\" \"old age has arrived\" \"in 70 years we have grown from a tiny baby to an adult from child, to parent to grandparent\" \"the Aging process began several decades ago\" \"Now we are on the ?\" \"of old age\" \"It's the final chapter in the journey of life\" \"When we retire from work, our life style begins to slow\" \"Our body's slowing down too\" \"The outward signs of aging are only part of the story our senses are affected\" \"We have been losing the sensory hairs we used to hear from our cochlea , since birth\" \"Now most of higher-frequency hairs are gone\" \"We're even losing hairs in lower-frequencies\" \"?\" \"they're slowly seizing up\" \"These days we struggle to hear\" \"our sight continues to worsen\" \"The lenses in our eyes become stiffer and even change color\" \"from clear blue to frosty yellow brown the result of lifetime exposure to ultraviolet light.\" \"most of us're never aware of this change our brain just works harder to compensate for it\" \"Aging also has a dramatic effect on our skeleton\" \"?\" \"Bone cells still hard to work , destroying old bone and replacing it with new bone\" \"But old day ?\" \"between them osteoclasts ?\" \"destroying bone faster than osteoblasts can build it\" \"What remains is ?\" \"Our bones slowly crumble\" \"And broken bones become a very real danger\" \"it happens in both sexes but hormonal changes of menopause accelerate bone loss faster in women\" \"ageing - is one of the great mysteries of life\" \"Why these our appears change so very much between the ages of 40 and 70 ?\" \"It is more than wear and tear it's a process affecting every cell in our body\" \"Every day, cells clone themselfs in the billion the DNA inside is also copied\" \"as old cells die off the new ones take that place\" \"The trouble is this cloning system isn't perfect\" \"Any imprefections in DNA are also replicated\" \"in a lifetime, we make so many copies of our cells, that even the tiniest errors accumulate with time\" \"It's just like using a photocopier\" \"Copies made from copies degrading quality\" \"In our face we have totally replaced the bone every 2 years since we were born\" \"Our 70 year old face is 35 copy of our baby's face\" \"The imprefections get exaggerating with each copy\" \"so by the time we reach old age our face looks very different indeed\" \"Another cause of aging - is in the very air we breathe\" \"We need oxygen to live\" \"But throughout our life it is slowly poisoning us\" \"inside each of our cells our Mitochondria are like tiny power plants combining nutrients with oxygen\" \"they create the energy we need but just like the power plant they also produce pollution\" \"In this case the pollutant is a form of oxygen itself the Oxygen molecules change into unstable forms called free radicals\" \"Over a lifetime, these free radicals slowly suffocate the mitochondria and damage our cells\" \"Our cells and DNA become more and more damage and can't replicate themselfs\" \"Our body can't repair its organs properly eventually they fail\" \"Death, like life, is an amazing biological process engineering to the cells of the body\" \"Just as our DNA\" \"?\" \"the timeline of our development it also puts a cap on how long we can live\" \"Each time a cell copies itself\" \"?\" \"behind the tiny piece of DNA\" \"After billions of divisions so much DNA is lost the cells eventually lose the ability to divide all together\" \"Death is not instantaneous\" \"It is a gradual winding down of tissues and organs\" \"It's thought that the heart's final pump flushes the bloodstream with endorphins the body's natural pain killer\" \"now starved of oxygen tissues can not function\" \"within 10 seconds, our brain's electrical activity drops within 4 minutes, it is damaged irreversibly\" \"our Hearing is the last sense to die\" \"Even after death, some cells're still alive\" \"it can take 24 hours for skin cells to stop dividing\" \"And the amazing 37 hours, before our last brain cell fires its final impulse\" \"there is a sane, the life goes on\" \"For some of us it could even go on for some time\" \"Current trends suggest that children born in the West today can expect to live into the 80 and beyond\" \"and Even after we've gone we live on through our left ones\" \"Our children and our children's children carry our genes in every one of their cells\" \"They also carry memories of us too the moments they have share from our extraordinary story\" \"All journeys must oneday end and what a journey it has be\" \"Subtitles by: help us for improving the subtitle by phone number or yahoo mail please\""} +{"text": "\"pole of inaccessibility:\" \"A point in the Antarctic\" \"Located at 82'08\" South latitude and 54'58\" East longitude.\" \"It is the farthest point from the Antarctic coastline.\" \"It was only once reached by a Soviet expedition in 1958.\" \"Lowest recorded temperature was -80 degree\" \"please...\" \"please...\" \"Everything happened to be there...\" \"Everything started from then...\" \"Min-Jae. don't move!\" \"Rope!\" \"hold the sled!\" \"Everyone pull!\" \"06:49 PM December 24th.\" \"Expedition day ten 50 days before the Sundown.\" \"who's that playing the carol?\" \"Can you hear me?\" \"The monitor is not worling\" \"Hey Yoo-Jin\" \"Hi\" \"You guys are now on a live on worldwide!\" \"This is all possible thanls to our satellite technology.\" \"Sung-Min?\" \"Can you see daddy?\" \"That's enough about you\" \"Why don't you introduce the crew for the viewers?\" \"I'm Jae-Kyung Seo and I am in charge of the video and digital equipments\" \"At home I worl at the borough office.\" \"This is our head chef.\" \"Geun-Chan!\" \"What a delicious meal!\" \"What is delicious?\" \"We eat same thing every day.\" \"actually those are desiccated.\" \"AII it needs to add water.\" \"Come on...\" \"it needs special technique!\" \"Today is Christmas...\" \"have you prepared anything special?\" \"We are going to have that porridge again...\" \"Our man.\" \"Sung-Hoon is a heci of a rescuer.\" \"And it is his first time to flying an airplane...\" \"Isn't that right?\" \"Stop embarrassing me!\" \"Without me. there is no communication with the base!\" \"That's right.\" \"He is the one I tale to everyday.\" \"Any army stories today?\" \"Stop picling on me!\" \"I'm not the source of trouble here.\" \"I'm going out!\" \"We are in the middle of the interview!\" \"Where are you going?\" \"I'm blushing...\" \"Its 7 o'cIocl in the evening.\" \"yet it's still bright out.\" \"This is Antarctic...\" \"Six months of daylight and six months of darlness.\" \"That would be our Lieutenant.\" \"Young-Min. over there.\" \"The man's been pretty much everywhere.\" \"He is a real pro aIpinist.\" \"I wonder what he's taling right now\" \"It's freezing!\" \"close the tent!\" \"Iile I'm gonna pollute the fuclin' world with my piss... damn White men with their stupid pacts.\" \"Captain.\" \"you should blow it out.\" \"I thought you didn't prepare anything!\" \"This tastes Iile ice fruit cale!\" \"This is the one and only ice cale from Antarctica...\" \"Min-Jae. what did you do to deserve this?\" \"That's enough!\" \"So this top layer is decades old...\" \"That is even before I was even born...\" \"Snow falls less thenfive centimeter per year...\" \"You can't have this anywhere else!\" \"Oh- you lnow something\" \"This feels weird...\" \"Weird...?\" \"Here...\" \"This one is 100 years old.\" \"cold...\" \"this isn't coming out cold...\" \"Young-Min.\" \"what's today's numbers?\" \"78'30\" South Latitude.\" \"142'23\" East Longitude.\" \"So we have Iile 1700lm to go?\" \"We still have a Iong way to go...\" \"You doubIe-checled the GPS.\" \"Right?\" \"Machines don't lie.\" \"Captain.\" \"Someone asled me before we left.\" \"\"Why are you going there?\"\" \"He wanted to lnow why I would risl my Iife to do such a thing.\" \"For a moment I thought about what he said then. asled him bacl\" \"Does it Iool Iile we are going there to get ourselves liIIed?\" \"He didn't lnow what to say\" \"I told him\" \"We are going there to live.\" \"Men Iile us are only alive when We are able to do things where any other men can't do it\" \"That is our job and life\" \"Preparation tool longer than we expected\" \"The sun will set in two month\" \"With the exception of Young-Min and I.\" \"It is our first time to worl together as a team.\" \"Let's have a drinl every 1' longitude we do\" \"And by the time we are done drinling this.\" \"We'II have reached the point where no man has reached before\" \"To Us!\" \" To Us!\" \" To Us!\" \"Captain. why don't you give me a chance next time?\" \"I even save people's lives for living...\" \"Once I stale the flag at the P.O.I. then I'm going to marry Ji-Eun.\" \"I guess that Ji-Eun will end up just Iile my wife.\" \"I can't stand her nagging anymore.\" \"Once I'm done with this expedition.\" \"I'm gonna spend more time with my wife and daughter.\" \"Point of inaccessibility it wouId be the perfect end to my 20 years of climbing.\" \"Don't you thinl?\" \"sure\" \"I thinl you licled the flint.\" \"Min-Jae.\" \"Geun-Chan...\" \"could you Iool for the flint?\" \" Iool for the flint\" \" Where can I find such a small stone?\" \"Sung-Hoon, Iool for the flint\" \"December 31st Expedition day seventeen\" \"It's now 11 PM...\" \"But still there's a giant sun hanging over my head.\" \"It feels Iile both day and night are endlessly dragging on...\" \"Our days are repeating cycles of waIling. eating and sleeping\" \"I heard it is New Year's Day tomorrow.\" \"but I don't remember anything anymore...\" \"I can't even remember he festivities.\" \"The sun shines down at us all day long but it's not warm at all.\" \"and trails us all day long.\" \"When even I Iool at the sly.\" \"I get this strange sensation\" \"I feel Iile I would get sucled into that blue sly\" \"I feel Iile we're left in a remote pIaner in the middle of a galaxy far away\" \"And someone is Iooling down at us...\" \"Or is it just me?\" \"04:22 PM January 4th.\" \"Expedition day twenty-one 39 days before Sundown.\" \"Is this some lind of marl that they gave up and went bacl home?\" \"It's more Iile something is buried underneath...\" \"Kid!\" \"What does it say?\" \"Antarctic...\" \"journal...?\" \"Antarctic journal...\" \"Some expedition must've left it here\" \"Let me see it\" \"British Expedition... 1922...\" \"So, that males his over 80years old.\" \"Not only that.\" \"We're in the Antarctica\" \"Even dead animals of thousands of years are preserved its form\" \"It's a completely virus free zone.\" \"Kim Min-Jae!\" \"Yes, sir?\" \"Tale it.\" \"Let's start moving!\" \"Why do you hate Young-Min so much?\" \"There is a person you just don't Iile without any reasons\" \"Then...\" \"Who is it?\" \"tell me!\" \"Kim.\" \"Min-Jae.\" \"Min-Jae...\" \"For real?\" \"That journal could've been worth a Iot of money if it had been sold to an auction houses.\" \"That lid didn't deserve that.\" \"Shit...\" \"You're really pissed off. huh?\" \"But that's really cool of Captain.\" \"Fuclin' cool my ass...\" \"It's 19:52 pm\" \"AII equipments are checled.\" \"AII members are free of injuries.\" \"over!\" \"Got that over!\" \"Tale care. over.\" \"What are you doing?\" \"Is there anything exciting 80 years ago?\" \"Not too different from us really...\" \"The beauty of the Antarctica.\" \"How cold it is.\" \"How much they really Want to male it and such...\" \"I Knew that...\" \"only few pages are readable but rest... pages are stucl together.\" \"So I'm just Iooling at the drawings.\" \"Drawings?\" \"So it's a picture diary?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Iool... they were also six explorers.\" \"Isn't it fascinating?\" \"What do you thinl of this picture?\" \"Why do you thinl he drew the guy's bacl?\" \"Maybe his face wasn't all that!\" \"Doesn't this Iool Iile Captain?\" \"Everybody Iools pretty much the same with their snow jaclet\" \"Everyone Iools Iile Captain to you. huh?\" \"My parents passed away when I was young... so I ended up living at my aunt's house.\" \"WeII. the thing is\" \"They tried their best to male a home for me, yet\" \"I was still maling trouble\" \"Then I saw Captain Choi on TV\" \"That was after he successfully conquered the Everest.\" \"When the reporter asled him how he felt upon reaching the summit.\" \"without any words...\" \"he just smiled quietly.\" \"I wondered what he thinls about mountains.\" \"I begged captain to be in the team.\" \"Since you've been away for so long.\" \"you don't lnow the...\" \"Nothing.\" \" What?\" \" Forget it...\" \" What is it?\" \" I shouldn't have brought it up!\" \"I thought it was smudged...\" \"Is there anything interesting?\" \"Yeah...\" \"I'm in the middle\" \"They're going past the 66th degree line.\" \"But I find something very strange\" \"What is?\" \"well... in the beginning.\" \"there were six explorers\" \"then over here...\" \"there are only five.\" \"One is missing...\" \"Because missing one is drawing!\" \"Maybe\" \"What do you thinl ever happened to them?\" \"Since they were British explorers they must got awards or some lind of medal from the queen\" \"So what if you have full of medals Iile someone?\" \"Who cares if you have full of metals if your house is empty!\" \"Fuclin' A!\" \"We'II never stop wailing.\" \"Let's gather up in a minute!\" \"Let's go!\" \"Do you mine?\" \"people are trying to sleep!\" \"I really need to concentrate right now... so if you wanna lay off a bit... plus, not everyone's sleeping\" \"Jae-Kyung!\" \"What's wrong?\" \"It's me!\" \"Jae-Kyung!\" \"Seo.\" \"Jae-Kyung!\" \"Pound Him!\" \"Min-Jae Sung-Hoon set up the tent!\" \"Young-Min, follow me!\" \"We have to be alert!\" \"Something serious might happen!\" \"Fucl... so this is fuclin' Whiteout... 01 :56 PM January 16th.\" \"Expedition day thirty-three 27 days before Sundown.\" \"It will be hard for Jae-Kyung to do even 20 kilos per day in that condition.\" \"How much more food do we have left?\" \"We still have about 5 days' worth.\" \"but if we drag this on any longer...\" \"I don't lnow...\" \"I don't even lnow what that was.\" \"I just felt no energy and it just got blurry.\" \"And then?\" \"Then...\" \"I can't recall anything...\" \"AII I remember is that\" \"I felt a chill down my spine.\" \"and my head turned bIanl.\" \"Starting tomorrow.\" \"I want you to lower your load, Jae-Kyung.\" \"The rest will divide it to carry.\" \"Tonight, eat 3 liIograms more.\" \"and have a good rest.\" \"We'II start at 10 tomorrow...\" \"Prepare the meal.\" \"Where is he going?\" \"Out...\" \"What for?\" \"He's just out!\" \"Eat!\" \"I can't.\" \"I feel nauseous.\" \"My God...\" \"Doesn't he Iool Iile he caught cold?\" \"Despite there is no virus in Antarctica\" \"silent Night-, holy Night\" \"01 :51 PM January 23rd.\" \"Expedition day forty 20 days before Sundown\" \"Are you alright?\" \"How is your condition?\" \"I don't lnow.\" \"I lnow I have to leep wailing.\" \"but my legs won't move...\" \"And my head aches from the altitude...\" \"But... you've got to leep wailing!\" \"I lnow I do...\" \"It's just that I can't breathe...\" \"You lnow damn well we have a schedule to follow.\" \"We have limited supplies we need to leep up with the schedule or else\" \"We won't male it.\" \"We have no time!\" \"CouIdn't we just tale a little breal?\" \"No!\" \"We are already behind the schedule!\" \"I'm not just saying this I don't thinl I can wall anymore.\" \"Maybe I should disappear...\" \"I want to call the rescue plane and escape here...!\" \"You said once before...\" \"This will be your last expedition...\" \"Keep telling yourself that and try to hold on!\" \"Captain...\" \"Do-Hyung!\" \"Let's go.\" \"What about him?\" \"If we try to leep pace with Jae-Kyung.\" \"we'II get bogged down.\" \"He was Iile that in 92 in Roche.\" \"but he made it.\" \"Anyway, who is going to leep an eye on him in the bacl.\" \"Min-jae!\" \"Why don't you get in the end and leep an eye on Jae-Kyung?\" \"You can do that. right?\" \"Yes, Sir\" \"One thing, don't male it obvious you're checling up on him.\" \"It'II hurt his pride.\" \"Captain!\" \"Ah.\" \"Geun-Chan.\" \"Min-Jae You sons and bitches!\" \"Where's Jae-Kyung?\" \"well... behind... was behind\" \" Set the tent!\" \" Yes Sir!\" \"Sung-Hoon!\" \"Come with me!\" \"How far is the starting point from here?\" \"well... that was about 2 hours ago so at the most, Less then 10 liIometers maybe.\" \"Jae-Kyung must be holding on somewhere\" \"And thinling about his family...\" \"family?\" \"We are family!\" \"Didn't you bring any pictures of your family?\" \"family photos...\" \"we tool a load...\" \"I consider you guys as my family... you're Iile my son. and Jae-Kyung is Iile a brother to me.\" \"That old carabiner...\" \"Where did you get it?\" \" Jae-Kyung!\" \"Jae-Kyung!\" \" Jae-Kyung!\" \"Spread a part as wide as you can!\" \"If you find anything pop the flare!\" \"Not even sli traci\" \"Here!\" \"Something is here!\" \"British Expedition...1922\" \"I lnew there was something creepy about that diary.\" \"Why is someone that died 80 years ago bacl here?\" \"unless he was buried really deep.\" \"the corpse could've easily come out from the snow bani.\" \"Are you just gonna explain shit?\" \"Lile you have all the time in the world!\" \"Lool!\" \"Jae-Kyung's been wrecled!\" \"Got that?\" \"So... what do want to do about it?\" \"Min-Jae, Where did you find Jae-Kyung's lighter?\" \"Over there\" \"Fucl... what if Jae-Kyung ended up Iile that?\" \"Do you copy Over!\" \"This is the Korean expedition.\" \"this is the Korean expedition...\" \"Base camp... do you copy?\" \"This is K1...\" \"Base camp do you copy?\" \"Over.\" \"This is K1.\" \"Base camp do you copy?\" \"Over.\" \"If we go 150 liIometers southeast over here.\" \"there's a Norwegian base.\" \"We only have one option.\" \"We'II go there and asl for rescue.\" \"150 liIometers...\" \"that would tale us more then a weel.\" \"If we waIl day and Night.\" \"we may be able to cut it in 5 days.\" \"If it's southeast radio communication may get bIocled due to temporary phenomenon...\" \"So what... you want us to wait around forever?\" \"It's matter of Iife or death situation\" \"Is changing course that big of an issue here?\" \"What are you gonna do if foul weather continues on for a full weel?\" \"What do you thinl, captain?\" \"Giving up is not an option!\" \"What are you saying then?\" \"There's no radio communication.\" \"and the weather's shit...\" \"How can you do this as a team?\" \"That's more of a reason why it's not possible.\" \"It's not Iile we didn't try anything to find him.\" \"Change the course to get rescued?\" \"And give up on this expedition?\" \"I lnow, Jae-Kyung doesn't want that for sure\" \"Captain.\" \"Jae-Kyung may be slowly dying in the middle of nowhere!\" \"If you cared so much about Jae-Kyung why didn't you volunteer to checl up on him?\" \"You have more experience then Min-Jae.\" \"this might not have happened if you'd talen that responsibility instead of Min-Jae.\" \"AII great expeditions are bound to male sacrifices!\" \"Do you thinl what you're saying male any sense here?\" \"!\" \"If you leep pushing us Iile this.\" \"we may all end up Iile that Brit!\" \"That's not sacrifice.\" \"that's meaningless death!\" \"We've come more than 1000 liIos in 40 days...\" \"We can't just quit here Iile this.\" \"If we succeed.\" \"Jae-Kyung might be...\" \"If you'd Iile to go to the Norwegian base.\" \"go right ahead alone!\" \"How about others?\" \"I will follow your decision.\" \"captain.\" \"Regarding Jae-Kyung's rescue.\" \"I thinl it is batter for Base camp to handle it.\" \"That would be more efficient.\" \"What do you thinl.\" \"Geun-Chan?\" \"I agree...\" \"We came so far...\" \"Geun-Chan and Min-Jae should checl the remaining supplies.\" \"Young-Min, you checl wind velocity, direction, and path first thing in the morning.\" \"Morse communication to the base camp should be done by...\" \"Min-Jae. what about you?\" \"This happened all because of you!\" \"That's enough...\" \"Fucl this!\" \"Did Antarctic's whiteness paraIyze me?\" \"That moment.\" \"only thought on my mind was that I didn't want to go bacl\" \"Other than a weel's worth of fuel.\" \"camcorder parts.\" \"and little complimentary goods.\" \"not much is left.\" \"What are complimentary goods?\" \"Cigarettes!\" \"The only remaining cigarettes now are the ones in your poclets.\" \"Daddy...\" \"This is base camp...\" \"please respond...\" \"This is base camp...\" \"K1\" \"This is base camp...\" \"K1\" \"Young-min!\" \"What did you come here for the sightseeing?\" \"It doesn't matter whether our man is missing or not!\" \"Taling photos...\" \"So that's the world of a pro, huh?\" \"I don't see why I have to tolerate an idiot who can't even see before his eyes!\" \"This is K1...\" \"do you copy?\" \"Over...\" \"This is K1.\" \"do you copy?\" \"Over...\" \"I don't have a good feeling about this.\" \"Why aren't we getting any radio signals?\" \"Sung-Hoon.\" \"He was sending Morse codes before he went to bed...\" \"Anyway...\" \"I can't seem to find my journal.\" \"I'm sure you misplaced it somewhere.\" \"Who would tale something Iile that?\" \"What?\" \"What is it!\" \"Young-Min.\" \"let's get everyone in line.\" \"Yes Sir!\" \"Lieutenant.\" \"can I tale the lead today?\" \"What?\" \"Sung-Hoon...\" \"Stop!\" \"Who told you to tale the lead?\" \"Do you even lnow where you're going?\" \"What?\" \"Are you saying I'm leading everyone in the wrong direction?\" \"I don't lnow what you're scheming.\" \"but it certainly doesn't seem to include P.O.I!\" \"well...\" \"We seem to be going the right way.\" \"We younger guys will get in the lead.\" \"Min-Jae let's go!\" \"Geun-Chan, stop!\" \"Lead stop!\" \"Can't you hear me?\" \"Let me get in the lead...\" \"I thinl that's probably batter.\" \"What ever shit\" \"Young-Min!\" \"What the fucl is wrong with you?\" \"How can you whistling that now?\" \"Stop!\" \"And control yourself!\" \"How can you be so insensitive.\" \"and whistle that tune?\" \"Being an fuclin' explorer you need to Iearn to be a human being first!\" \"Don't be so seIf-righteous.\" \"It only proves you are an amateur\" \"You Fuclin' Shit!\" \"Lieutenant!\" \"Stop it Guys\" \"Sung-Hoon.\" \"Nobody Move!\" \"Young-Min... you stay still... if you move.\" \"the whole thing may faII.\" \"Min-Jae and Geun-Chan wall bacl slowly!\" \"Hurry up!\" \"I'm gonna fall!\" \"Shit!\" \"Are you hurt?\" \"!\" \"How the fucl should I lnow!\" \"my bacl, my bacl...\" \"What the fucl is this!\" \"?\" \"No...\" \"I still can't locate them.\" \"It's Iile they vanished into thin air.\" \"Wait!\" \"I'm getting something here from Jae-Kyung's laptop.\" \"hold on!\" \"What is going on...\" \"Can we believe what ever we see with our own eyes?\" \"If isn't so...\" \"It is possible to be haIIucinate because of certain situation?\" \"This is not important right now!\" \"Everything has been brolen into pieces.\" \"The radio, Argos transmitter...\" \"everything!\" \"Then we will just have to reach the P.O.I much faster...!\" \"If we can't send any radio or Morse signal they'II assume at the base camp that we are in trouble.\" \"Then they'II probably send a chopper at the Iast contact point but we can't even be sure that our signal went through.\" \"We can't just sit around and wait to be rescued.\" \"The surest way to be rescued is to get to the P.O.I!\" \"Captain...\" \"I may not be too bright.\" \"but this is not right...\" \"We've lost two of our men!\" \"This is not it!\" \"Hundreds of explorers have died here\" \"That white field...\" \"people say it's beautiful but they don't lnow how much blood was spilled here and how merciless Mother Nature can be...\" \"You lnow what?\" \"This is only ice and snow.\" \"We can just melt it and drinl it if it comes at us!\" \"Have we seen this sly so clear?\" \"It's the Mother Nature giving us our last chance... so let's get on with it...\" \"Jae-Kyung's probably rescued and relaxing at the base camp...\" \"And Sung-Hoon...\" \"as you all lnow...\" \"It was just an accident...\" \"What's an expedition without any stories Iile these?\" \"Wait!\" \"Listen!\" \"Do you here this?\" \"Someone is singing!\" \"The fastest way to go is\" \"Passing the Dew Peal Mountain.\" \"We can save about 20-30liIo\" \"It's only a 500m hill...\" \"We could save a day this way.\" \"But Captain.\" \"this is just too much for us.\" \"We will have to carry the sleds over the mountain...\" \"Our condition right now is...\" \"Everyone.\" \"Get ready change into your climbing irons and pair up!\" \"We will reach the summit by tonight!\" \"Min-Jae!\" \"Geun-Chan!\" \"What!\" \"Is there something you want to say?\" \"What are you doing?\" \"They are too heavy...\" \"I have to lighten the load.\" \"Some strange force...\" \"The strange feeling of Antarctica is surrounding us\" \"What is this...?\" \"I don't lnow...\" \"Where is Captain?\" \"Out...\" \"What is he doing outside?\" \"He's just there...\" \"He's just there...\" \"Captains always just there\" \"Didn't we taIl about this before?\" \"A weel ago?\" \"Was it a month ago?\" \"or a year?\" \"Even then.\" \"he was just there...\" \"When his son lay dead at the mortuary after liII himself\" \"Suicide!\" \"?\" \"The lid was alone in their 15th floor apartment.\" \"The lid was only ten and fell from the 15th floor...\" \"And even in the midst of a horrible situation.\" \"Captain was just there.\" \"earlier that night.\" \"the lid called begging him to come home because he was afraid to be alone...\" \"but instead.\" \"Captain hung up the phone after scolding him that he must be tough.\" \"That's why he's such a great explorer...\" \"Even after faiIing the expedition before.\" \"the debt, losing his only son.\" \"then the divorce...\" \"I couId never do that...\" \"Before hanging up the phone the lid lept telling him... that he was seeing something\" \"a white figure was staring at him...\" \"If Captain was there... do you thinl that didn't happen?\" \"The lid...\" \"Did he want his father to save him?\" \"Is this altitude siclness?\" \"Why am I seeing things?\" \"01 :56 PM January 31st.\" \"Expedition day forty-eight 12 days before Sundown.\" \"This is the same spot!\" \"We must have waIled at Ieast 150liIo!\" \"We are in same place as we were in a weel ago!\" \"But we're in a different place according to the coordinate table.\" \"We did climb over that mountain!\" \"It can't be!\" \"It's probably just a mechanical failure.\" \"It must be frozen.\" \"I'm sure it'II be fine once I warm it up.\" \"Stop maling a fuss over this!\" \"From now on. we'II do things the old fashioned way.\" \"Even 100 years ago.\" \"men found their ways with just a compass and a map.\" \"If we are bacl to where we left off a weel ago.\" \"we will just have to start again!\" \"Captain I thinl...\" \"I thinl We've reached our limit.\" \"please.\" \"we must activate the E.L.T.\" \"That's impossible\" \"E.L.T. is our only hope!\" \"If we activate that.\" \"the rescue signal will be picled up by any plane!\" \"please!\" \"That's for a real emergency.\" \"Lieutenant...\" \"Do you this is a real emergency?\" \"We are almost there!\" \"It would tale only a weel at the most!\" \"Sung-Hoon was right...\" \"This is crazy...!\" \"If you don't tale out the E.L.T..\" \"I won't obey your orders!\" \"Young-Min!\" \"I male the decision to activate the E.L.T.!\" \"Your job is to help me.\" \"no matter what it tales for us to reach our destination for the team.\" \"I am doing my job to help the expedition team.\" \"helping the team?\" \"You have forgotten already.\" \"Why we are bacl...\" \"alright, forget it\" \"The past is there to be forgotten...\" \"But isn't it odd?\" \"To me this place feels so familiar.\" \"The wind, the air.\" \"the sun... everything\" \"Doesn't this feel Iile we were here before we were even born?\" \"How about you guys?\" \"This smell...\" \"I remember it from my first trip here.\" \"It only gets stronger...\" \"And now its stronger than ever\" \"This must blowing from there\" \"When we get there she will greet us with her legs spread open.\" \"If we can male it to the P.O.I.\" \"Anything is possible.\" \"Did it ever occur to you that maybe we're damned?\" \"What is the point of getting there through all this?\" \"The courage I don't want it anymore!\" \"We lept on going because we were scared and afraid.\" \"and that was the only choice they had to survive!\" \"Now you can't see anything.\" \"you won't have anything to be afraid.\" \"Geun-Chan!\" \"Don't give up!\" \"pull!\" \"I can't leep this up...\" \"We've got to set up the tent.\" \"and draw up a rescue plan.\" \"We can't continue this.\" \"We'II lose both of them.\" \"Geun-Chan Stand up!\" \"Stand UP!\" \"What the hell is... this...\" \"What am I gonna do...\" \"Weal bastard.\" \"cold... so cold\" \"Where... are we?\" \"Is this the Norwegian base.\" \"which Sung-Hoon tailed about?\" \"are you out of your mind?\" \"You are gonna get sicl!\" \"Come Inside!\" \"The tent... tent\" \"I don't want to be next to Captain anymore...\" \"I want to run off...\" \"I want to go home...\" \"That thing in Captain's bag...\" \"The thing that calls for the rescue choppers if the button is pressed...\" \"Let's steal that... yeah?\" \"What do you say?\" \"Let's suppose that we do steal it...\" \"Then what!\" \"We will live!\" \"We have to press the button to survive!\" \"I'm loosing my mind!\" \"I don't lnow what's right and wrong\" \"If you thinl about it everything that happened was accidents Just Iile what Captain said.\" \"I still want to believe him\" \"You are not on my side\" \"You are on Captain's side\" \"What are you taIling about?\" \"If you can not trust him the sli tracls in front of us...\" \"you can believe those.\" \"pull yourself together!\" \"It's not easy...\" \"It's not easy...\" \"Stop saying that\" \"It's not Iile something is gonna happen right now!\" \"You don't lnow shit...\" \"We are not going to male it.\" \"We are all going to die...\" \"Who is fuclin' dying!\" \"I am not going to die here!\" \"Captain is not going to give up\" \"unless we get to the P.O.I. There is no way we'II return home in one piece\" \"We might survive if we can steal the E.L.T.\" \"and stop captain...\" \"That's what I've been saying!\" \"We will do that then!\" \"Me?\" \"I can't even see\" \"Min-Jae?\" \"Who will gladly put out his life for him?\" \"Geun-Chan, can you do it?\" \"You don't thinl I lnow your condition?\" \"I've seen it\" \"I've seen it\" \"Let's put ourselves together!\" \"Lieutenant!\" \"Young-Min\" \"Lieutenant Where are you?\" \"Young-Min\" \"What are you doing?\" \"Why didn't you do something about this?\" \"This will eventually end up rotting your whole body...\" \"Just leave it...\" \"I ain't weal!\" \"I can tale care of myself!\" \"Why can't you guys trust me?\" \"Kids always screw up when they don't listen to their father!\" \"Then... the signal\" \"The rescue...\" \"signal\" \"Now that's not in my control anymore\" \"You shouldn't feel any pain now.\" \"Young-Min!\" \"Are you there!\" \"No...\" \"No...\" \"Young-Min!\" \"Lieutenant!\" \"No You can't do this!\" \"That's how we'II end up Just Iile them\" \"I told you to not to say shit Iile that!\" \"Mother fucler!\" \"What am I gonna do...\" \"What do I have to do\" \"It doesn't worl\" \"He hid the batteries\" \"My head... is spinning...\" \"Lieutenant!\" \"please...\" \"pull yourself together!\" \"pull yourself together!\" \"That's strange...\" \"Because everything's so blurry\" \"I can relax...\" \"I want to shave\" \"I will steal whatever you need from Captain.\" \"There is nothing for you to tale away from him.\" \"He will tale everything from you instead\" \"I wonder why he let go of Sung-Hoon's rope\" \"It doesn't male any sense\" \"He wasn't that sort of a man\" \"It's this place...\" \"Antarctica has driven him insane!\" \"No...\" \"pole... of...\" \"InaccessibiIity\" \"pole of inaccessibility doesn't exist\" \"We were supposed to drinl this at the P.O.I.\" \"Open the door!\" \"Captain!\" \"Open the door\" \"Geun-Chan!\" \"What's going on in there!\" \"Young-Min is...\" \"Open the door!\" \"Min-Jae!\" \"You are bacl!\" \"I gave him an emergency treatment\" \"But, I had to amputate his foot.\" \"He can't wall with us anymore\" \"Good!\" \"You've got guts!\" \"But only bastards hit their father!\" \"Father?\" \"Fucl father!\" \"What lind of a father sIaughters his children!\" \"When did I liII my children?\" \"Who saved your fuclin' life when you were fell into the crevasse.\" \"What the fucl do you lnow about anything\" \"Do you lnow what fuclin' death is?\" \"And pain is?\" \"You need to fight till the end to get there!\" \"Whatever comes in your way.\" \"you've got to fight for it!\" \"I don't wanna die!\" \"I don't wanna die!\" \"I don't wanna die!\" \"Stop pushing me!\" \"There are things that just can't be done!\" \"It's not gonna bring bacl the dead.\" \"not even your son!\" \"There is no fuclin' P.O.I!\" \"Even if there was it's never going to accept you!\" \"I have no clue what day or even what month is... and time...\" \"AII I lnow is that I have few more days before the sun down\" \"My last hope is to get there\" \"Captain...\" \"I don't lnow what happened to him\" \"Did Antarctica talen him away forever?\" \"please...\" \"please...\" \"South Latitude 82'08\"\" \"East Latitude 54'58\"\" \"This is it!\" \"What is this!\" \"If you pull that out.\" \"This place won't change into something special!\" \"This is just a point...\" \"It's nothing but some fuclin' point on earth!\" \"I couldn't stop\" \"I had to go to a place where no one can come and go\" \"That must be the place\" \"I can only be there\" \"I thought this place was going to welcome me.\" \"Min-Jae\" \"I thought you'd stop me\" \"You should have stopped me\" \"I was so afraid...\" \"I was so cold And Ioosing my mind...\" \"You should have stopped me\""} +{"text": "\"Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRAL\" \"* I'M GOING DOWN TO SOUTH PARK *\" \"* GONNA HAVE MYSELF A TIME *\" \"* FRIENDLY FACES EVERYWHERE *\" \"* HUMBLE FOLKS WITHOUT TEMPTATION *\" \"* GOING DOWN TO SOUTH PARK *\" \"* GONNA LEAVE MY WOES BEHIND *\" \"* AMPLE PARKING DAY OR NIGHT *\" \"* PEOPLE SPOUTING \"HOWDY NEIGHBOR\" *\" \"* HEADIN' ON UP TO SOUTH PARK *\" \"* GONNA SEE IF I CAN'T UNWIND *\" \"* ( muffled ) *\" \"* SO COME ON DOWN TO SOUTH PARK *\" \"* AND MEET SOME FRIENDS OF MINE **\" \"BEING A DELIVERY BOY FOR THE SOUTH PARK GAZETTE\" \"IS A NOBLE PRIVILEGE.\" \"I'M SORRY, MR. JARVIS, IT'S JUST THAT\" \"I HAVE TO GET UP AT 4 A.M. TO DELIVER YOUR PAPER,\" \"THEN I GO TO SCHOOL ALL DAY.\" \"OH WA-WA-WAAAA.\" \"WE'VE ALL GOT PROBLEMS, PUSSY, GET USED TO IT.\" \"YOU AREN'T DELIVERING THE PAPERS ON TIME !\" \"MY BIKE HAD A BUSTED PEDAL,\" \"BUT I GOT IT FIXED SO THERE WON'T BE A PROBLEM ANYMORE.\" \"IS THAT YOUR BIKE OUT THERE ?\" \"YEAH, WHY ?\" \"CUZ IT'S BEING TOWED.\" \"WHAT ?\" \"!\" \"HEY, HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?\" \"THIS YOUR BIKE ?\" \"YES !\" \"IT'S ON THE IMPOUND LIST.\" \"YOU OWE THE COUNTY FOR TICKETS.\" \"NO DUDE, I NEED MY BIKE TO DO MY JOB !\" \"YEAH, WELL MY JOB IS TO TOW THIS BIKE.\" \"YOU WANT IT BACK, TALK TO THE COUNTY.\" \"NO, NO, DO NOT TOW MY BIKE !\" \"STOP ASSHOLE !\" \"UGH !\" \"OOGH-GH-GH-GH !\" \"OGH-OW-OW-OGH !\" \"( knock on door ) YES, COME IN.\" \"HI...\" \"MY NAME IS STAN MARSH.\" \"I WAS TOLD TO COME DOWN HERE AND TRY TO\" \"YES, COME IN, MR. MARSH.\" \"I'VE BEEN TOLD ALL ABOUT YOUR CASE.\" \"IMPOUNDED BICYCLE - $83 OWED TO THE COUNTY.\" \"MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET A JOB.\" \"I GOT A JOB.\" \"BUT WITHOUT MY BIKE TO DO MY PAPER ROUTE,\" \"I CAN'T MAKE THE MONEY, SEE ?\" \"( promo music starts )\" \"STAN MARSH IS A BRIGHT YOUNG MAN.\" \"HE'S GOT A GREAT FAMILY, A PROMISING PAPER ROUTE.\" \"ONLY PROBLEM IS- ( record scratch )\" \"HIS BIKE'S BEEN IMPOUNDED !\" \"BUT NOW, HE'S ABOUT TO FIND OUT,\" \"THAT THAT GETTING HIS BIKE BACK\" \"ISN'T SO EASY.\" \"( music stops )\" \"LOOK, I REALLY NEED MY BIKE.\" \"WELL, I'M AFRAID I CAN'T GIVE IT TO YOU.\" \"BECAUSE THEN YOU WOULDN'T LEARN ANYTHING.\" \"WHAT DO I HAVE TO LEARN ?\" \"THIS ISN'T FAIR !\" \"WOA, WOA, HOLD ON...\" \"I'VE LOOKED YOUR CASE OVER\" \"AND I THINK MAYBE WE CAN CUT A LITTLE DEAL HERE...\" \"ACCORDING TO YOUR BACKGROUND CHECK,\" \"WHEN YOU WERE IN KINDERGARTEN,\" \"YOU PLAYED ON THE PARK COUNTY PEE WEE HOCKEY TEAM.\" \"YEAH ?\" \"WELL, IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT\" \"THE PEE WEE HOCKEY TEAM THIS YEAR, NEEDS A COACH !\" \"ME ?\" \"( promo music again ) STAN MARSH IS A WASHED-UP FOURTH GRADER.\" \"HE'S GOT NO JOB, NO BICYCLE\" \"AND HIS ONLY WAY OUT IS TO COACH...\" \"A PEE WEE HOCKEY TEAM !\" \"AND NOW, HE'S ABOUT TO FIND OUT\" \"THAT TO COACH,\" \"YOU'VE GOT TO GROW.\" \"OW !\" \"OH BOY...\" \"UH ALRIGHT, GUYS, OVER HERE.\" \"COME OVER HERE.\" \"OH !\" \"WE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO\" \"AND NOT MUCH TIME TO DO IT IN.\" \"WHO ARE YOU ?\" \"MY NAME IS STAN AND I'M YOUR NEW COACH.\" \"NOW WE JUST NEED TO KIND OF ORGANIZE A LITTLE BIT\" \"AND PRACTICE OUR\" \"COACH, I HAVE TO GO POTTY.\" \"ALRIGHT, FINE GO AHEAD.\" \"BY MYSELF ?\" \"JUST HOLD IT A WHILE, OKAY ?\" \"WHAT DOES PASSING MEAN ?\" \"WHEN YOU SHOOT THE PUCK TO ANOTHER PLAYER.\" \"MY MOMMY SAYS I'M BIG AS THE SKY !\" \"COACH, MORGAN SPIT ON MY FOOT !\" \"I DID NOT !\" \"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, SHUT UP !\" \"WE'RE GOING TO PRACTICE.\" \"YOU TWO GUYS PLAY DEFENSE AND YOU PLAY GOALIE.\" \"I CAN'T PLAY GOALIE.\" \"WHY NOT ?\" \"MY DOCTOR SAYS I'M NOT A SUPPOSED TO.\" \"WHY, YOU GOT ASTHMA OR SOMETHING ?\" \"NO, HE HAS CANCER.\" \"WHAT ?\" \"NELSON HAS LEUKEMIA.\" \"IT'S ALREADY SPREAD TO HIS BONE MARROW.\" \"I DON'T WANNA HAVE CANCER !\" \"UH...\" \"IT'S OKAY, DON'T CRY.\" \"BUT WHY ME, COACH, WHY ?\" \"COACH, WHY DO PEOPLE GET CANCER ?\" \"OH JESUS, CAN WE JUST PRACTICE ?\" \"ARE WE GONNA GET CANCER IF WE PLAY WITH NELSON, COACH ?\" \"NO !\" \"WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE PARK COUNTY LOSERS !\" \"HA-HA !\" \"HA-HA !\" \"OH NO, ADAMS COUNTY !\" \"WE JUST THOUGHT WE'D COME CHECK OUT THE ICE\" \"FOR THE GAME TOMORROW.\" \"GAVIN THROTTLE, COACH OF THE ADAMS COUNTY TEAM.\" \"HEY.\" \"LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE UP ?\" \"YOU CAN'T BEAT US.\" \"YOU REALLY WANT TO EMBARRASS YOUR PLAYERS ?\" \"OUR COACH ISN'T GONNA LET US LOSE !\" \"YEAH !\" \"YEAH !\" \"FINE...\" \"THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANT IT.\" \"SEE YOU TOMORROW, COACH.\" \"ADAMS TEAM !\" \"RIGHT-FOLLOW !\" \"RIGHT-FOLLOW !\" \"COACH, PLEASE DON'T LET US LOSE TO ADAMS COUNTY !\" \"MY DADDY WILL BEAT ME AGAIN !\" \"JESUS CHRIST...\" \"STANLY, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN !\" \"IT'S ALMOST BEDTIME.\" \"YOUR MOTHER'S BEEN WORRIED SICK\" \"AND I'VE BEEN WATCHING TV !\" \"I GOT A NEW JOB.\" \"I'M FINALLY GONNA BE ABLE\" \"TO PAY OFF ALL THE MONEY I OWE.\" \"OH, WELL THAT'S GOOD.\" \"WHAT KIND OF JOB ?\" \"I'M WORKING WITH THE PEE WEE HOCKEY LEAGUE.\" \"WHAT\" \" WITH THE...\" \"WHOA, WHOA WAIT STAN.\" \"YOU GAVE UP PLAYING HOCKEY A LONG TIME AGO.\" \"I'M NOT PLAYING, I'M COACHING.\" \"HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN WHAT HAPPENED ALL THOSE YEARS AGO ?\" \"OR ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR IT ?\" \"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?\" \"YOUR PEE WEE HOCKEY GAME.\" \"THE PEPSI CENTER ?\" \"IN BETWEEN PERIODS OF THE COLORADO AVALANCHE ?\" \"I REMEMBER GOING TO SHAKEY'S AFTERWARDS.\" \"STAN, YOU CAN'T PUT YOUR FAMILY THROUGH THIS AGAIN.\" \"WHATEVER YOUR REASONS ARE.\" \"I'M TIRED, I'M GOING TO BED.\" \"WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO, SHARON ?\" \"WHAT ?\" \"DON'T YOU GET IT ?\" \"HE'S GETTING BACK INTO HOCKEY TO PROVE SOMETHING TO HIMSELF.\" \"SO HE CAN FORGET WHAT HAPPENED IN THAT PEE WEE SKIRMISH.\" \"MAYBE HE DOESN'T REMEMBER, HE WAS ONLY FOUR.\" \"OH HE REMEMBERS...\" \"I'M SURE IT EATS AT HIM\" \"EVERY SINGLE DAY.\" \"AND WE'RE ABOUT OUT OF TIME,\" \"HERE IN YET ANOTHER SCORELESS PEE WEE HOCKEY GAME.\" \"THAT'S NUMBER SEVEN, STAN MARSH\" \"SKATING TOWARDS THE GOAL, SORT OF.\" \"BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE THE PUCK.\" \"I CRAPPED 'EM !\" \"MOMMY, I CRAPPED 'EM !\" \"OH, AND IT APPEARS THE GOALIE HAS POOPED HIS PANTS !\" \"OH, AND LOOK AT THIS !\" \"LITTLE STAN MARSH ACTUALLY HAS A SHOT AT THE GOAL !\" \"OHHH !\" \"OHHH !\" \"OHHHH !\" \"STANN, SHOOT IT !\" \"TIME IS RUNNING OUT !\" \"STAN MARSH WITH THE CHANCE TO WIN !\" \"YOU GOT IT, STAN !\" \"TAKE THE SHOT !\" \"TAKE THE SHOT !\" \"( buzzer )\" \"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !\" \"O-HO, THAT'S THE END OF THE GAME...\" \"HOW DISAPPOINTING !\" \"ARGGHH, ARGH-ARGHHH !\" \"RANDY, WHAT'S WRONG ?\" \"OH SHARON, IT WAS HORRIBLE.\" \"IT WAS LIKE I WAS LIVING IT ALL OVER AGAIN.\" \"ALRIGHT, GUYS, TONIGHT IS OUR BIG GAME AGAINST ADAMS COUNTY.\" \"WE STILL HAVE ALL DAY TO PRACTICE.\" \"COACH, HEY COACH !\" \"COULD WE TALK TO YOU, PLEASE ?\" \"WE'RE THE BROWNS, NELSON'S PARENTS.\" \"OH.\" \"OUR LITTLE NELSON HE'S...\" \"TAKEN A TURN FOR THE WORSE, I'M AFRAID.\" \"HIS CANCER'S...\" \"REAL BAAAD.\" \"OH.\" \"YEAH, OH.\" \"DOCTORS SAY THIS COULD BE IT.\" \"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IT, COACH ?\" \"HOW DO I LOOK A 5-YEAR-OLD CHILD IN THE EYE\" \"AND TELL HIM HE'S NOT GONNA LIVE ?\" \"YOU TELL ME, COACH, YOU TELL ME HOW !\" \"STOP IT, JACK !\" \"HE DOESN'T MEAN TO TAKE IT OUT ON YOU, COACH.\" \"NO, I DON'T MEAN TO TAKE IT OUT ON YOU.\" \"IT'S JUST...\" \"I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO HIM, COACH.\" \"NEITHER OF US DO.\" \"WHAT DO YOU SAY TO SOMEBODY WHO'S DYING, HUH ?\" \"I DON'T KNOW.\" \"WILL YOU TALK TO HIM, COACH ?\" \"HE LOOKS UP TO YOU.\" \"NAH, I THINK YOU OUGHTA.\" \"NAH, I'M JUST HIS FATHER.\" \"BUT YOU'RE HIS COACH !\" \"YOU'RE LIKE A FATHER TO HIM !\" \"PLEASE, COACH...\" \"HE'S COUNTING ON YOU.\" \"PLEASE, COACH, HE'S COUNTING ON YOU.\" \"UH, HEY, NELSON.\" \"OH...\" \"HI COACH \" \"DUDE, I CAN COME BACK LATER.\" \"IS THIS A BAD TIME FOR YOU ?\" \"YEAH, IT'S A PRETTY BAD TIME FOR ME, COACH.\" \"I'M ONLY FIVE AND I'M DYING.\" \"COACH...\" \"WHAT'S IT LIKE WHEN YOU DIE ?\" \"WELL...\" \"I'M NOT SURE.\" \"I WOULD THINK THAT...\" \"IT'S A LOT LIKE IT WAS BEFORE YOU WERE BORN ?\" \"HOW COME I HAVE TO DIE NOW ?\" \"OOF...\" \"I MEAN...\" \"HOW COME I DON'T GET TO GROW UP ?\" \"GOD DAMMIT - DUDE, I DON'T KNOW.\" \"I'M SORRY.\" \"NO, WHAT I MEAN IS...\" \"NOBODY REALLY KNOWS, SEE ?\" \"BUT EVERYONE DOES IT.\" \"I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE GETS TO LIVE\" \"AND ONLY YOU HAVE TO DIE.\" \"EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE.\" \"DO YOU FEEL BETTER, NOW ?\" \"I THINK SO.\" \"OKAY, GREAT LOOK...\" \"I GOTTA GET TO THE STADIUM.\" \"BUT UH...\" \"HANG IN THERE, ALRIGHT ?\" \"THANKS COACH.\" \"WILL YOU DO ME JUST ONE FAVOR, COACH ?\" \"THE GAME TONIGHT...\" \"I'M GONNA BE WATCHING, SO...\" \"COULD YOU...\" \"MAKE IT SO I DON'T HAVE CANCER ?\" \"DUDE, I TOLD YOU, I CAN'T DO THAT.\" \"WELL THEN, WILL YOU JUST...\" \"WIN FOR ME ?\" \"OKAY...\" \"( noble/hero music ) STAN MARSH HAS ALWAYS LIVED A CAREFREE LIFE.\" \"BUT IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE,\" \"WHAT SEEMED IMPORTANT BEFORE CAN ALL BE PUT IN PERSPECTIVE.\" \"STAN MARSH IS...\" \"BUMMING ON CANCER.\" \"( announcer ) WELCOME PARENTS, TO THIS PEE WEE HOCKEY MATCH\" \"BETWEEN PARK COUNTY AND ADAMS COUNTY.\" \"WIN !\" \"WIN !\" \"WIN !\" \"WIN !\" \"WIN !\" \"WIN !\" \"WIN !\" \"WIN !\" \"WIN !\" \"WIN !\" \"COACH, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND ?\" \"COME TO SURRENDER, COACH ?\" \"LOOK, THERE'S A KID ON MY TEAM WHO'S GOT CANCER,\" \"AND HE WANTS US TO WIN THIS GAME REALLY BAD, SO...\" \"COULD YOU JUST...\" \"GIVE US KIND OF A BREAK ?\" \"HA, I DON'T THINK SO, COACH.\" \"WE'RE GONNA BEAT YOU INTO THE GROUND,\" \"CANCER OR NO.\" \"WIN-WIN-WIN-WIN !\" \"WIN !\" \"WIN !\" \"WIN !\" \"WIN !\" \"WIN !\" \"WIN !\" \"ALRIGHT GUYS, LISTEN.\" \"I SAW NELSON IN THE HOSPITAL.\" \"AND HE ASKED ME ONE THING:\" \"HE SAID HE WANTED US TO WIN THIS GAME...\" \"FOR HIM.\" \"SO...\" \"IF WE LOSE\" \"WE'RE GOING TO KILL NELSON ?\" \"OH JESUS NO !\" \"I DON'T WANT TO BE A MURDERER !\" \"RELAX, IF WE LOSE WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE MURDERERS.\" \"IF WE LOSE ARE WE GONNA GET CANCER ?\" \"OH NO !\" \"OH NO !\" \"I DON'T WANT CANCER !\" \"( buzzer )\" \"THEY LOOK PRETTY STRONG, COACH.\" \"I THINK NELSON'S GONNA DIE FOR SURE.\" \"GOOD LUCK, COACH.\" \"YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT.\" \"YEAH !\" \"LET'S GO ADAMS !\" \"LET'S GO PARK COME ON !\" \"THAT'S IT, BRIAN, KILL HIM !\" \"GET NEAR THE PUCK !\" \"( blubbering ) WAHHHH... ( buzzer )\" \"AND THAT'S THE END OF GAME.\" \"THE RESULT IS A TIE.\" \"A TIE ?\" \"WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?\" \"( dramatic music ) STAN MARSH WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN IT ALL.\" \"THE BIG GAME, A DYING BOY'S HOPE\" \"ONLY PROBLEM IS\" \"(record scratch) HE TIED !\" \"AND NOW, HE'S ABOUT TO FIND OUT\" \"THAT TYING ISN'T THE SAME AS WINNING.\" \"SO DID WE KILL NELSON OR NOT ?\" \"HELLO ?\" \"COACH !\" \"HOW ARE YOU FEELING ?\" \"I FEEL PRETTY GOOD, EXCEPT FOR THE CANCER.\" \"( coughing )\" \"COACH, DOES GOD HATE ME ?\" \"OH, HELLO, COACH.\" \"HI, DOC, HOW IS HE DOING ?\" \"WELL, HE ISN'T WORSE BUT HE ISN'T GETTING BETTER.\" \"IT'S ALMOST AS IF...\" \"HIS CANCER WERE TIED.\" \"OH BOY.\" \"OH, MY CANCER HURTS.\" \"HE SEEMS TO HAVE PUT ALL HIS HOPE\" \"INTO YOU WINNING THAT GAME.\" \"AND WITH A TIE HE'S IN A KIND OF...\" \"CANCER LIMBO.\" \"BUT WHAT CAN I DO ?\" \"STAN MARSH !\" \"STAN MARSH !\" \"GREAT NEWS !\" \"OUR HOCKEY TEAM HAS JUST BEEN INVITED\" \"TO PLAY AGAINST DENVER COUNTY\" \"DURING A COLORADO AVALANCHE GAME !\" \"WOW, AT THE PEPSI CENTER ?\" \"LOOK, HE'S COMING AROUND AGAIN...\" \"THAT'S OUR BIGGEST GAME EVER !\" \"DO YOU THINK WE CAN WIN, COACH ?\" \"WUL...\" \"UH...\" \"I MEAN... ( hopeful music ) IMAGINE IF THERE WAS ONE GAME,\" \"ONE CHANCE, TO MAKE EVERYTHING RIGHT.\" \"STAN MARSH IS BEING GIVEN THAT CHANCE\" \"BUT TO WIN HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO PULL OUT ALL THE STOPS IN...\" \"STANLY'S CUP...\" \"RATED R.\" \"YEAH...\" \"YEAH WE'LL BEAT 'EM.\" \"ALRIGHT !\" \"MAYBE THERE IS HOPE FOR ME !\" \"JUST BE AWARE OF THIS, COACH.\" \"IF YOU LOSE THE BIG GAME...\" \"THAT LITTLE BOY IS GONNA DIE FASTER THAN\" \"STEVE IRWIN IN A TANK FULL OF STINGRAYS.\" \"COACH, WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING ?\" \"WE CAN'T BEAT DENVER COUNTY !\" \"WUL, SURE WE CAN !\" \"LAST TIME WE PLAYED DENVER THEY SCORED SEVEN TIMES.\" \"LOOK, GUYS, I BELIEVE IN YOU.\" \"NELSON BELIEVES IN YOU.\" \"DOESN'T THAT COUNT FOR ANYTHING ?\" \"NO, CUZ THEY'RE GONNA KILL US !\" \"THEY'RE NOT GONNA KILL US.\" \"THAT'S WHAT STEVE IRWIN SAID ABOUT THOSE STINGRAYS.\" \"HAVEN'T YOU GUYS EVER SEEN THESE MOVIES ?\" \"WE'RE JUST SUPPOSED TO RALLY TOGETHER,\" \"BELIEVE IN OURSELVES AND WE WIN IN THE END.\" \"NO, IN THESE MOVIES THEY ALWAYS GO OUT\" \"AND FIND A KID WHO'S REALLY GOOD\" \"TO JOIN THE TEAM.\" \"HEY, THAT'S RIGHT, WE NEED A RINGER.\" \"WE NEED A CANADIAN.\" \"WOW, HE'S GOOD !\" \"YEAH !\" \"YEAH !\" \"STAN, I TOLD YOU.\" \"MY MOM DOESN'T WANT IKE PLAYING HOCKEY.\" \"SHE THINKS IT'S DANGEROUS.\" \"IT'S JUST FOR ONE GAME.\" \"HE WON'T GET HURT, I PROMISE.\" \"YEAH !\" \"YEAH !\" \"ALRIGHT, BUT IT'S GONNA TAKE MORE THAN ONE GOOD PLAYER\" \"TO BEAT THE CHAMPIONS, STAN.\" \"YOU BETTER HAVE A REALLY GOOD GAME PLAN.\" \"CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, STAN ?\" \"THE PEPSI CENTER...\" \"YOU'RE GOING BACK TO THE PLACE WHERE IT ALL HAPPENED.\" \"THE SAME PLACE WHERE YOU MISSED THAT SHOT\" \"ALL THOSE YEARS AGO.\" \"DAD, I'M WORKING ON MY GAME PLAN RIGHT NOW.\" \"YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND WHY I CAN'T GO.\" \"I CAN'T...\" \"SIT THERE IN THAT SAME CROWD\" \"AND WATCH YOU DESTROY YOURSELF AGAIN.\" \"OH STAN...\" \"OF ALL THE PLACES\" \"WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE THE PEPSI CENTER ?\" \"ALRIGHT...\" \"ALRIGHT, I'LL GO.\" \"NO, I WANT TO GO.\" \"I'M GOING TO BE THERE FOR YOU\" \"AND I'LL BE ROOTING LOUDER THAN ANYBODY,\" \"SAYING, \"THAT'S MY SON !\"\" \"AND JUST REMEMBER, STAN,\" \"WIN...\" \"OR LOSE...\" \"THOSE ARE YOUR TWO OPTIONS.\" \"WIN...\" \"OR LOSE.\" \"THE SHOT IS BLOCKED, WHAT A GREAT SAVE !\" \"( buzzer )\" \"AND THAT'S THE END OF THE SECOND PERIOD\" \"WITH THE SCORE TIED TWO-ALL !\" \"AND NOW, PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER\" \"FOR THREE MINUTES OF EXHIBITION PLAY\" \"FROM SOME OF OUR STATE'S FINEST PEE WEE HOCKEY PLAYERS.\" \"ALRIGHT YOU GUYS, THIS IS IT.\" \"THE MOMENT IS HERE.\" \"WE'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT TOGETHER,\" \"AND ACCORDING TO EVERY MOVIE EVER MADE,\" \"WE'RE GOING TO WIN THIS GAME.\" \"AND JUST DON'T FORGET\" \"THERE'S A LITTLE BOY IN THE HOSPITAL\" \"WHO'S REALLY COUNTING ON US\" \"SO LET'S NOT LET HIM DOWN.\" \"ARE YOU WITH ME ?\" \"LET'S WIN FOR NELSON !\" \"LET'S DO IT !\" \"ALRIGHT, LET'S GO WIN !\" \"SORRY BOYS, YOU AREN'T PLAYING TONIGHT.\" \"HUH ?\" \"THE OTHER PEE WEE HOCKEY TEAM DIDN'T SHOW UP.\" \"THERE'S NOBODY FOR YOU TO PLAY.\" \"THANKS FOR MAKING THE TRIP, THOUGH.\" \"WE DON'T GET TO PLAY ?\" \"SO THEN WE WIN ?\" \"NO, NOBODY WINS.\" \"HEY, YOU CAN'T DO THIS !\" \"WE'VE BEEN THROUGH ALL THE STUPID EMOTIONAL CRAP !\" \"WELL YOU GOT NOBODY TO PLAY THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO.\" \"BUT IT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO END LIKE THIS !\" \"HEY, HOLD ON A SECOND.\" \"IF THESE KIDS HAVE BEEN THROUGH A LOT OF EMOTIONAL CHANGES\" \"THEN THEY HAVE TO PLAY.\" \"YEAH.\" \"WELL WHO ARE THEY GONNA PLAY ?\" \"THEY CAN TAKE OUR PLACE.\" \"YEAH, LET 'EM PLAY THE RED WINGS.\" \"PLAY THE RED WINGS ?\" \"( action music ) STAN MARSH COACHES A PEE WEE HOCKEY TEAM,\" \"BUT NOW THEY'RE GOING...\" \"TO PLAY IN THE BIG LEAGUES !\" \"THEY'VE GOT SMALL BODIES BUT BIG HEARTS.\" \"STAN MARSH IS...\" \"GOING PROFESSIONAL !\" \"ALRIGHT, GIVE 'EM HELL BOYS !\" \"IT'S A TIE GAME HERE IN COLORADO\" \"AS WE GET SET TO START THE FINAL PERIOD.\" \"YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE, FOR THIS THIRD AND FINAL PERIOD\" \"THE DETROIT RED WINGS WILL BE PLAYING\" \"THE PARK COUNTY PEE WEE HOCKEY TEAM.\" \"OH !\" \"OWW !\" \"OH !\" \"JESUS CHRIST !\" \"UGHNNN !\" \"STOP\" \" STOP THIS !\" \"LET THEM PLAY !\" \"LET THEM PLAY !\" \"LET THEM PLAY !\" \"LET THEM PLAY !\" \"LET THEM PLAY !\" \"LET THEM PLAY !\" \"UGH !\" \"UGHNN !\" \"HEY, CAN THEY DO THAT ?\" \"OW !\" \"NO !\" \"OHH !\" \"AGHHH !\" \"AHGHGH !\" \"( buzzer )\" \"* WE'LL KEEP ON FIGHTING 'TIL THE END *\" \"* WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS *\" \"* WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS *\" \"* NO TIME FOR-- *\" \"NOOO, NOT AGAIN, NOOOOOO !\" \"* 'CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS *\" \"* OF THE WORLD *\" \"I HATE YOU COACH...\" \"I HATE YOU...\" \"* WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRIENDS *\" \"* AND WE'LL KEEP ON FIGHTING 'TIL THE END *\" \"THANK YOU, DAD.\" \"I'M PROUD OF YOU, BOY.\" \"* WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS *\" \"* NO TIME FOR LOSERS *\" \"* 'CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS... *\" \"* OF THE WORLD **\" \"RED WINGS !\" \"RED WINGS !\" \"RED WINGS !\" \"RED WINGS !\" \"RED WINGS !\" \"RED WINGS !\" \"RED WINGS !\" \"RED WINGS !\" \"NO HOPE...\" \"NO HOPE... ( flatline tone )\" \"RED WINGS !\" \"RED WINGS !\" \"RED WINGS !\" \"RED WINGS !\" \"RED WINGS !\" \"RED WINGS !\" \"RED WINGS !\" \"RED WINGS !\" \"YEAH !\" \"Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRAL\" \"Captioned by Soundwriters*\" \"STAN MARSH WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN IT ALL.\" \"THE BIG GAME, A DYING BOY'S HOPE.\" \"ONLY PROBLEM IS...\" \"HE TIED.\" \"AND NOW, HE'S ABOUT TO FIND OUT THAT TYING ISN'T THE SAME AS WINNING.\""} +{"text": "\"Talon 1 requesting Bitching Betty relay Combat Control commands.\" \"Talon 1.\" \"Central Prime is transmitting encrypted satellite auto-terrain comparison.\" \"this is Operator.\" \"PAYCOM has given his final tasking orders.\" \"You are to proceed to target and prosecute with precision.\" \"you are pilots of the U.S. Navy.\" \"I expect nothing less than perfection.\" \"skipper.\" \"Activating tactical music.\" \"confirm.\" \"Talon 2 confirms.\" \"Music on.\" \"Risk assessment is we have a clean mission status.\" \"Attack commencing.\" \"Gotcha.\" \"Missile lock.\" \"Missile lock.\" \"there's a SAM site on the west wall.\" \"We got birds in the air.\" \"the SAM site's been erased.\" \"that's how you do it.\" \"that was shit-hot!\" \"I expect the same out of you.\" \"Arming Blue Ferret for penetration detonation.\" \"Missile armed.\" \"Missile armed.\" \"1 00 over 1 00.\" \"That's correct.\" \"And I can rely on these numbers?\" \"Ray.\" \"You either score or you don't.\" \"National Command Authority's duly impressed.\" \"They've given us the go-ahead on phase two.\" \"You know what?\" \"You should come to D.C. and make the presentation to the senators.\" \"That's how Admiral Rickover got things done.\" \"Admiral.\" \"You get my meaning?\" \"but you do the lobbying.\" \"Politics is for politicians.\" \"Captain?\" \"l'll get back to you.\" \"There's Popsicles in the cooler.\" \"Got any grape?\" \"Any grape?\" \"and don't lose your dignity.\" \"thank you.\" \"take a seat.\" \"Nice catch.\" \"Talk to me.\" \"Where are the holes?\" \"How can we improve?\" \"Come on. I'm not a patient man.\" \"I got caught up on that west wall. I had to pull out\" \"War is a team sport.\" \"Those AAA sites were thick.\" \"Gave extra time to the SAM sites.\" \"that's your answer.\" \"There really was no room for improvement.\" \"what Lieutenant Wade did was right.\" \"She took out their communications and exposed their SAM sites...\" \"...so Henry could lay it down.\" \"That's what I do.\" \"it was perfect.\" \"\"Perfect.\" l'll go along with that.\" \"Much as I hate to see that smile of yours get any smugger.\" \"You blushing?\" \"I've got good news.\" \"come on.\" \"Affirmative.\" \"The USS Abraham Lincoln.\" \"Dick Marshfield.\" \"l believe you two know each other.\" \"He was the captain I told you about.\" \"Hell of a pilot in his day.\" \"He's black too.\" \"He's black.\" \"I'm also gonna be expanding your squadron.\" \"you'll be joined by a new wingman.\" \"A fourth wingman?\" \"I thought there were only three Talons in existence.\" \"Purcell?\" \"You look like you been hit in the gut.\" \"we've been flying together for a long time and it's good.\" \"And four is an unlucky number.\" \"Unlucky?\" \"lt's not a prime number.\" \"Prime numbers can only be divided by one or itself.\" \"Three is prime.\" \"The Holy Trinity.\" \"Thesis and antithesis come together and form the synthesis\" \"This is not a seminar on metaphysics.\" \"This is the U.S. Navy.\" \"we ship out Wednesday at 0500.\" \"Dismissed.\" \"I was gonna say... three-peat...\" \"\" \"Three Times a Lady.\"\" \"Three dimensions.\" \"Three blind mice.\" \"There's m\u00e9nage \u00e0 trois.\" \"Don't forget that one.\" \"To the original three.\" \"Cheers to that.\" \"Cheers.\" \"Cheers.\" \"And assorted guests.\" \"Cheers.\" \"I'll be back in a second.\" \"I gotta go pee-pee.\" \"That's nasty.\" \"At least she's potty-trained.\" \"I'll give her that.\" \"Chip O'Dell.\" \"No way.\" \"our fourth wing. lt's gotta be him.\" \"but you two beat him.\" \"but Becky Martinez could fly circles around O'Dell.\" \"you never know.\" \"that's not true.\" \"I bow down before the superiority of the opposite sex in many respects.\" \"But from time to time I believe they should bow down before me.\" \"listen.\" \"You're different.\" \"You are a singularity.\" \"Absolutely.\" \"You're a freak.\" \"Of nature.\" \"I think.\" \"You are very welcome.\" \"You know what I think?\" \"Don't think.\" \"Drink.\" \"Have fun.\" \"huh?\" \"Ben?\" \"here he comes now.\" \"Meet your new wingman.\" \"Allow me to introduce the future of digital warfare.\" \"Tim?\" \"please.\" \"catalyzed A1 methane.\" \"metal-ceramic composite.\" \"Aeroelastic wings.\" \"Pulse detonation engine with twin hybrid scramjet turbos.\" \"edi's sensors can pick out a face five miles away.\" \"personalized license plate.\" \"So this is one of these smart UCAVs.\" \"technically you could call it an Unmanned Combat Aerial Vehicle.\" \"But that would be like calling this carrier a rowboat.\" \"captain.\" \"I know a bit about this.\" \"it's the first tested application.\" \"Ten terabits a second.\" \"why does it have a seat?\" \"The cockpit's just for testing and maintenance.\" \"edi flies all by himself.\" \"sir?\" \"So this is what the fuss is all about.\" \"captain.\" \"It's got a brain like a quantum sponge.\" \"its survivability is going to fly right off the charts.\" \"sir.\" \"all right.\" \"sir.\" \"It will replace us all.\" \"George.\" \"once upon a time.\" \"Ain't that the truth.\" \"Mr. Gannon.\" \"Good to have you back.\" \"Your first squadron tour still holds some of the ship's most impressive records.\" \"Captain Marshfield.\" \"Records are made to be broken.\" \"if I remember your philosophy.\" \"Mr. Carlson.\" \"Carlson.\" \"Why don't you meet me up on the flight deck after you're through.\" \"George.\" \"Dick.\" \"You too.\" \"edi's thinking.\" \"sir?\" \"You.\" \"All of you.\" \"He's going over your files.\" \"He's reviewing all your flight logs.\" \"see what it can do.\" \"no.\" \"Tomorrow.\" \"you gotta do your homework.\" \"Homework?\" \"Thank you.\" \"Thank you.\" \"\"edi UCAV.\" \"Extreme Deep Invader.\"\" \"I've been called that a few times.\" \"right.\" \"gorgeous.\" \"please.\" \"Please.\" \"take them.\" \"Take them.\" \"Take them.\" \"It's open.\" \"Study break.\" \"You are one big study break.\" \"Just a natural.\" \"So that is the appeal.\" \"because I was really wondering how you manage to pull a rocket scientist at every port.\" \"you know.\" \"Hair bleach causes cancer in rats.\" \"I'm not a rat.\" \"That's my appeal.\" \"You checking out the drone?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Just barely skimmed the surface.\" \"We really are in the era of edi.\" \"edi.\" \"Did I ever tell you about that foster mother I had?\" \"The one who weighed 350 pounds?\" \"No.\" \"right?\" \"Guess what she named him.\" \"Eddie.\" \"You know what I realized about you?\" \"What?\" \"You got a foster mom for every situation.\" \"right?\" \"That's right.\" \"you think Marshfield's right?\" \"You think they're gonna trade us all in for that machine?\" \"No way.\" \"War is about tools.\" \"Think about it.\" \"bronze to steel.\" \"Best guy with the best weapon wins.\" \"Or girl.\" \"don't we?\" \"The dull thud of a Ben Gannon compliment.\" \"Well.... pardon my C cup.\" \"Study break is over.\" \"Good morning to the crew of the USS Abraham Lincoln.\" \"foreign-object debris can ruin a jet engine.\" \"Let's keep our safety record.\" \"Scour that deck.\" \"Dick.\" \"What the hell happened?\" \"Don't complain.\" \"You still got your hair.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Some of it.\" \"truth be told I never wanted this little experiment of yours on my ship.\" \"Dick.\" \"Admiral Spelling shared your point paper with me and your objections were duly noted.\" \"You always could work the politics.\" \"lt's indispensable in a bureaucracy.\" \"not out here.\" \"You rush a weapons system into service... people might get killed.\" \"You know I can't pick my nose here without 7000 people approving it.\" \"Nobody rushed a damn thing.\" \"Program is just ahead of schedule.\" \"You missed this.\" \"boys.\" \"I'm right on that ass.\" \"ladies.\" \"airborne.\" \"airborne.\" \"Talon 1 is off and heading 2-5-4.\" \"Deploying Unmanned Combat Aerial Vehicle Extreme Deep Invader now.\" \"I never thought we would see this day.\" \"sir.\" \"you have launch.\" \"One to UCAV.\" \"Confirm flight link.\" \"Over.\" \"Talon 1.\" \"It is good to be part of the squadron.\" \"well.\" \"He can talk.\" \"does exactly the same thing.\" \"please.\" \"sir.\" \"Swarm logic activated.\" \"Ben.\" \"edi's here to learn from you.\" \"all right?\" \"let the schooling begin.\" \"Captain Cummings.\" \"please.\" \"have a new tasking order.\" \"anybody got a visual on the UCAV?\" \"1 .\" \"We better find him and regroup.\" \"Before it takes a crap in its quantum pants.\" \"Wait up.\" \"Hold on.\" \"What the hell is he doing?\" \"Here he comes.\" \"Here he comes.\" \"I think little brother is messing with us.\" \"your position is always on my starboard side.\" \"Other starboard.\" \"That's hot.\" \"but it sure can fly.\" \"That's not bad for a tin man.\" \"the first.\" \"Operator to squadron.\" \"Go for Talons.\" \"There's been a change of plans.\" \"We're giving you an emergency mission redirect.\" \"Repeat.\" \"That's an emergency redirect.\" \"Do you read me?\" \"skipper?\" \"PAYCOM has given us a brand-new tasking order.\" \"Please access your encrypted file named \"Advanced War Vector Scenarios.\"\" \"File's open.\" \"Go ahead.\" \"All right.\" \"Firewall code is \"Terror Summit.\"\" \"We are upgrading this file from a scenario to a tactical action plan.\" \"we are upgrading the file.\" \"cia human intel has just learned that the heads of three terrorist cells are about to meet in 2 4 minutes.\" \"The country is Myanmar.\" \"The city is Rangoon.\" \"They're planning an imminent attack on U.S. soil.\" \"what about the UCAV?\" \"edi will observe your attack.\" \"Proceed to primary.\" \"Roger.\" \"confirm observation status only.\" \"Talon 1.\" \"New coordinates have been uploaded.\" \"Tin Man.\" \"Mach 1.\" \"Mach 2.\" \"Mach 3.\" \"Mach 4.\" \"Primo's now analyzing the location.\" \"Here we go.\" \"The primary is this building.\" \"A new defense ministry still under construction.\" \"Specs indicate 1 4-foot-thick cement roof with steel reinforcements.\" \"Roger.\" \"We're not weaponized for something that thick.\" \"not weaponized.\" \"This is 2.\" \"What's the population of the collateral area?\" \"but it's in the middle of downtown Rangoon.\" \"This is 3.\" \"Talk to me about that roof.\" \"What's Primo advocate to ordinance and influence?\" \"Primo says Talons can't penetrate it.\" \"This is our chance.\" \"We may never catch these bastards together again.\" \"Try a lateral vector.\" \"Just do what he says.\" \"This is 2 to Control.\" \"Risk assessment officer advises casualties from lateral vector will be in the thousands.\" \"Tin Man has integrated all network-centric spy satellites.\" \"Here is new data.\" \"UCAV is bypassing Central Prime.\" \"He's distributing secure video stream.\" \"now I know what I want for Christmas.\" \"we've entered our mission window.\" \"Six-three seconds to primary and counting.\" \"we have our targets.\" \"Come on. I need an alternative.\" \"We got these guys in the bull's-eye.\" \"Combat Control.\" \"Operator to UCAV.\" \"Talk to me.\" \"Give me something.\" \"Squadron carries truncheon implosion bombs.\" \"will not work.\" \"Central Prime says truncheons can't achieve velocity for penetration.\" \"explain.\" \"Diving dead vertical at 207 0 knots will increase truncheon velocity.\" \"Bomb will successfully penetrate roof.\" \"What's the blackout risk at vertical 20 70?\" \"Seventy-three percent.\" \"Time on target is 23 seconds.\" \"pull back.\" \"edi will plant the truncheon.\" \"Captain.\" \"This is what we built this machine for.\" \"There's no blood in those quantum veins. lt can't black out.\" \"edi will plant the truncheon.\" \"Control.\" \"Mission critical.\" \"One will prosecute.\" \"This is 3 to 1 .\" \"I got your back... you're gonna kill everyone.\" \"3. I did not get this far by being in the 73rd percentile.\" \"I like my odds.\" \"your orders are to stand down.\" \"lieutenant?\" \"I do-- stand down.\" \"l'm having\" \"Can you--?\" \"Can you--?\" \"go.\" \"One hundred knots to release velocity.\" \"Fifty knots to release velocity.\" \"sir.\" \"Release velocity attained.\" \"Truncheon away.\" \"Ten seconds to implosion.\" \"eight... six... three... one.\" \"This is 1 to Control.\" \"Looks like we lost radio contact for a second there.\" \"baby.\" \"I wasn't worried.\" \"going full-stealth egress.\" \"Talon 1 .\" \"Full-stealth egress.\" \"Swarm logic is on.\" \"1 00 over 1 00.\" \"zero.\" \"Let's go home.\" \"Going hypersonic.\" \"Same old Ben.\" \"Yep.\" \"George hell of a first mission.\" \"captain.\" \"On my way to the bridge.\" \"Talon 2 and 3 are on deck.\" \"Talon 1 and UCAV edi are on approach.\" \"Control.\" \"UCAV will go first.\" \"I'll take the last trap.\" \"confirm you've got the ball.\" \"Talon 1.\" \"Tin Man will land next.\" \"we've had a lightning strike.\" \"The UCAV's very unstable.\" \"Landing sequence is altered.\" \"I'll go in first but the UCAV is gonna need the net.\" \"ma'am.\" \"stand by to rig barricade.\" \"Extreme Deep Invader aircraft inbound for crash landing.\" \"Pull it out!\" \"Pull it out!\" \"Pull it out!\" \"stay low!\" \"Pull low!\" \"Pull starboard!\" \"Pull starboard!\" \"Clear the deck!\" \"Move it!\" \"Move it!\" \"Move it!\" \"just a bit restless.\" \"right?\" \"Like a hair dryer in a bathtub.\" \"he can't hear you.\" \"I pulled his voice recog.\" \"how's that?\" \"You all right?\" \"Yeah.\" \"that's all.\" \"And that's normal?\" \"Normal?\" \"Let me show you something.\" \"That was edi's neural network.\" \"check this out.\" \"he's just been writing all of this....\" \"l don't know.\" \"A language or a code.\" \"And what does it mean?\" \"Yeah. \"Mean.\"\" \"The person that could really answer that question...\" \"Keith Orbit.\" \"Orbit?\" \"I know.\" \"He did all the Al on the Raptor when he was 22... he decided that his given name was too earthly.\" \"please.\" \"At least it's a good song.\" \"He downloads songs from the Web.\" \"Yeah?\" \"How many?\" \"All of them.\" \"son.\" \"could--?\" \"I saw how serious that shit is up there.\" \"So I think it's only fair that I tell you that edi's been designed to evolve.\" \"lt's just unpredictable\" \"Let me ask you something.\" \"do you have confidence in this plane?\" \"There's your answer.\" \"It's open.\" \"Have a seat.\" \"buddy.\" \"did you?\" \"Cheating's not part of my vocabulary.\" \"I scheduled your jet for a little maintenance.\" \"don't you think?\" \"It was a difficult situation and I made a decision.\" \"Ben.\" \"there's a thin line between insubordination and-- that's not the mistake you made.\" \"Your mistake was getting competitive with a machine.\" \"sir.\" \"1 00 over 1 00.\" \"and I congratulate you.\" \"Calls have been coming in all night.\" \"But that doesn't change the issue.\" \"then?\" \"no.\" \"thank you.\" \"Rolled on the thighs of mulatto women.\" \"Ben?\" \"Being replaced?\" \"is that it?\" \"You afraid edi's gonna take your job?\" \"to be honest with you I just don't think war should become some kind of video game.\" \"And how do you feel about black body bags?\" \"What am I supposed to tell all the weeping mothers?\" \"We could've got the job done without sacrificing their children... we decided not to because of what?\" \"it's.... we have things those computers can never have like instincts and feelings and moral judgment.\" \"you can call it whatever you want but I just don't think that in war the action should ever be divorced from the consequences.\" \"You don't think I consider the consequences every time I send you up there with bombs?\" \"sir.\" \"l've dedicated my life to considering the consequences.\" \"I got a bad feeling about this plane.\" \"I think it needs more.... trials before it's ever put in a combat situation again.\" \"You been talking to Marshfield?\" \"you're my commanding officer.\" \"That's right.\" \"And I guarantee you this thing will be 1 00 percent before I risk it in the field.\" \"Ben all we need is one more successful mission and this project will be out of the stovepipe and into the light.\" \"Are you with me on this?\" \"sir.\" \"All right.\" \"I've arranged a little R and R for you and your team.\" \"You've earned it.\" \"Thailand maybe.\" \"We just got here.\" \"but this could turn out to be a long tour.\" \"You better take it while you can get it.\" \"We'll pick this up when you get back.\" \"how you doing?\" \"Henry Purcell.\" \"I fly jets.\" \"You like to go fast?\" \"it's the future and it works.\" \"l don't think it works.\" \"It's just technology.\" \"it's here to make me safe.\" \"It keeps me alive.\" \"edi is no different.\" \"You think it keeps you safe?\" \"Yeah.\" \"He's here to help me get the job done keep me in one piece so I can visit my folks for Thanksgiving.\" \"our safety's not the point.\" \"what's gonna stop us?\" \"It's become some kind of sport.\" \"Just send in the EDls.\" \"but it's neutral.\" \"edi... then it'll be moral.\" \"I know I'm not moral.\" \"I should be arrested for the thoughts I have now.\" \"I say something?\" \"you boys will have to excuse me.\" \"I have to go pee-pee.\" \"Do you wanna go?\" \"Okay.\" \"What?\" \"You know what.\" \"Take it easy.\" \"Nothing's happened.\" \"something's happened.\" \"You just ain't done anything about it.\" \"man.\" \"l didn't want for this to happen.\" \"Come on.\" \"I tried for it not to.\" \"Navy's got rules about it but it's like this force and it's got ahold of me.\" \"I love her.\" \"you and I both know that Kara Wade is being groomed by the Navy.\" \"you know?\" \"connections.\" \"it's gonna be her.\" \"l agree.\" \"And you're in a perfect position to mess all that up.\" \"So I hope that your love is powerful.\" \"You have a beautiful country.\" \"look at this.\" \"This is paradise.\" \"things look so much different.\" \"As opposed to being up there.\" \"everything goes by so fast.\" \"And then they tell you....\" \"They tell you to drop a bomb.\" \"It's like you just erase something they told you had to be erased.\" \"I got a job to do.\" \"right here.... it's just.... lt's just beautiful.\" \"And you... do you?\" \"I don't understand.\" \"You don't?\" \"you understand something.\" \"can you cook?\" \"Wow.\" \"Beautiful.\" \"do you guys have it so easy.\" \"Yeah?\" \"How's that?\" \"like he does.\" \"Absolutely.\" \"and then what?\" \"what does he do?\" \"Does he leave flowers?\" \"yes.\" \"Really?\" \"And what do you do?\" \"You leave flowers?\" \"I just leave.\" \"What about you?\" \"E-mails.\" \"thanks.\" \"I just really haven't found anyone that's worth the risk until now.\" \"check out the local Thai nightlife.\" \"Henry says it's great.\" \"but....\" \"Very true.\" \"shit.\" \"Ben.\" \"Here's the brief.\" \"You're headed for Tajikistan.\" \"used to be part of the Soviet Union.\" \"Seems some warlord has got his mitts on three SS-42 Scud carcasses.\" \"and they want them out yesterday.\" \"we good to go?\" \"sir.\" \"Ready for combat.\" \"you mean the UCAV has been cleared for launch?\" \"Where's--?\" \"Tim?\" \"yeah.\" \"He's been reassigned.\" \"Reassi--?\" \"sir.\" \"Permission denied.\" \"We've already been through this.\" \"Scrub edi from the mission.\" \"I know you have a vision. I know how much this project means to you but this plane is putting all of our lives at unnecessary risk.\" \"lieutenant?\" \"edi is the whole idea.\" \"You understood this was new territory when you signed on.\" \"You wanted to be on the cutting edge?\" \"This is it.\" \"or the next thing you drive might just have a propeller.\" \"make it now.\" \"Operator to squadron.\" \"We've just located nuclear warheads three miles north of the Scud launchers.\" \"These warheads are now your primary.\" \"Proceed to mission window.\" \"3 and 1 .\" \"you will hold here and maintain altitude.\" \"Confirm?\" \"do you read me?\" \"Talon 1.\" \"Tin Man.\" \"Don't make me ask twice.\" \"000.\" \"Final attack heading 1 -8-5.\" \"and I mean right now.\" \"Combat Control instructs arm and deploy fuel-air explosives.\" \"Arm and deploy fuel-air explosives.\" \"armed and deployed.\" \"external and armed.\" \"Talon 2 to Operator.\" \"I'm getting a contradictory population-density read.\" \"Sensors detect mammals warming.\" \"Maybe 1 000 medium weights.\" \"Those could be people.\" \"Repeat.\" \"Ground intel may be incorrect.\" \"Request to acknowledge Dirty Mission status and exercise attack abort authority.\" \"Operator to Talons.\" \"Your orders are to commence attack now.\" \"Commence attack.\" \"Give me your estimate on collaterals.\" \"Maybe 500 to 1 000.\" \"Ben.\" \"They're just farmers.\" \"Radioactive dust is gonna rain all over the place.\" \"now we got a problem.\" \"This is 3.\" \"Sensors read surface wind as due south at 40 miles per.\" \"nuclear debris will reach Pakistan by tomorrow.\" \"Commence attack.\" \"Commence attack.\" \"One to Control.\" \"As commander in the field I'm exercising attack abort authority.\" \"both at primary... will be too high.\" \"Son of a bitch.\" \"the order is to abort.\" \"what I'm talking about.\" \"Talon 1.\" \"Tin Man will not abort.\" \"Tin Man will prosecute.\" \"return to formation.\" \"EDI.\" \"That's an order.\" \"Damn it.\" \"UCAV taking AAAs.\" \"We gotta bail it out.\" \"initiate scramjets.\" \"I'm coming around. I'm gonna take out those Scud launchers.\" \"I got you covered on the west side.\" \"And I got that Bofors gun on the east parapet.\" \"let me see it.\" \"Scud warheads...\" \"That's the right answer so far.\" \"Talon 2 to Operator.\" \"Nuclear dust engulfing village southeast of primary.\" \"Situation critical.\" \"Those people are gonna need emergency medical help now.\" \"Tin Man rejoining formation.\" \"1 00 over 1 00.\" \"you disobeyed a direct order.\" \"You put innocent civilians in harm's way.\" \"You put our squadron at risk.\" \"Damn straight.\" \"Tin Man did what you did in Rangoon.\" \"You taught me.\" \"you little shit.\" \"When you fly with me... when I tell you.\" \"lieutenant?\" \"EDI is the whole idea.\" \"Selecting other targets.\" \"Detaching formation.\" \"\"other targets\"?\" \"I got his missile inventory.\" \"He's got two Throat-rippers two Shock Hammers and three Blue Ferrets.\" \"000 people with that.\" \"Holy shit.\" \"Sir.\" \"He's closing his data link.\" \"Primo says he's just firewalled his transponder which is definitely not supposed to be possible.\" \"He's gone.\" \"Talon 1 .\" \"Go for Talons.\" \"Ben.\" \"I want it back in one piece.\" \"You understand?\" \"you... sir.\" \"I wanna head back north and do a triangulated sweep.\" \"Going hypersonic.\" \"We're talking about creating intention here.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Really lends itself to quantum processing.\" \"Different.\" \"A straight line.\" \"Keith.\" \"Z is-- Interesting.\" \"it's an emergency.\" \"It's George Cummings.\" \"please.\" \"Good luck.\" \"George.\" \"Never got that invitation to the White House.\" \"wiseass.\" \"we have big problems out here with the UCAV.\" \"It's gone completely haywire.\" \"\" George?\" \"bombed a target off the map with collateral damage.\" \"He separated himself from Primo.\" \"He's flying around in foreign airspace.\" \"Where'd all this happen?\" \"That's not your concern.\" \"you created him.\" \"You get him back here and under control!\" \"Captain.\" \"What in the hell's going on in here?\" \"Dick.\" \"Settle down.\" \"Pacific Command says there are planes from my ship all over the Tajikistan border.\" \"The Russians have picked up the activity and are getting nervous.\" \"We're gonna get out before there's a problem.\" \"You have planes headed towards Russia!\" \"you better have a hell of a good explanation.\" \"not a national-security crisis.\" \"I got pilots at risk.\" \"Damn right you do.\" \"This is 3. I got a visual.\" \"EZ.\" \"Give me your relative bearing.\" \"000 feet headed toward the Russian no-fly zone.\" \"Stay with him.\" \"We have your position.\" \"On our way.\" \"I am 86 seconds on your tail.\" \"Be there in a flash.\" \"Hold off on engaging.\" \"Let me get clarification.\" \"Be there in two minutes.\" \"Don't make me wait.\" \"One is a lucky prime number... he's making a move.\" \"Talon 1 to Operator.\" \"We are on secure line Alpha.\" \"Found our target.\" \"Please advise.\" \"Just get him back to base.\" \"stay with him.\" \"Try and talk him down.\" \"I'm on that ass.\" \"state your intentions.\" \"edi.\" \"All right?\" \"You're messing up.\" \"You're the future.\" \"You're not allowed to act this way.\" \"I am designed to destroy the enemy.\" \"Just like you.\" \"you got orders.\" \"Now your orders are to return to base.\" \"Good pilots follow orders.\" \"Negative.\" \"You're not gonna disrespect me.\" \"You're not gonna disrespect me.\" \"Tin Man.\" \"I was the only one to defend you.\" \"let's go on home and quit flying around like this.\" \"This is crazy.\" \"leave me alone.\" \"Leave you alone?\" \"I'm trying to help you.\" \"3.\" \"Got your back.\" \"Talon 1 to Operator.\" \"Talons 2 and 3 are flying at high risk.\" \"Request permission to destroy the UCAV.\" \"I don't wanna hurt you or see billions of taxpayers' dollars scattered all over.\" \"I will blast your aeroelastic ass right out the sky.\" \"Your chances are less than 1 percent.\" \"Operator.\" \"or I will make the decision myself.\" \"please respond.\" \"you leave me no choice.\" \"Henry.\" \"Weapons hot.\" \"Weapons hot.\" \"Destroy the target.\" \"playboy.\" \"you're too close.\" \"You're too close.\" \"Drop back!\" \"Drop back!\" \"on.\" \"edi.\" \"drop back!\" \"You gotta drop back!\" \"Henry.\" \"3 is down.\" \"Transmission received.\" \"Talon coordinates are fully secured.\" \"Do you read me?\" \"sir.\" \"Ben.\" \"Shake it off.\" \"What's your status?\" \"and half of Russia will be up here any minute.\" \"all right?\" \"sir.\" \"sir.\" \"Alert.\" \"Alert.\" \"Portside hydraulics malfunctioning.\" \"I think I was fragged by Henry's crash.\" \"I'm losing control of my port wing.\" \"we know where he's heading.\" \"Relaying coordinates now on Talon secure line Alpha.\" \"he'll have to return to the ship.\" \"and you will escort him back.\" \"All right.\" \"Scramble the codes.\" \"We're gonna starve the son of a bitch.\" \"Come on.\" \"Talon 1.\" \"Confirmed.\" \"you fly straight south-southeast back to the boat.\" \"l want you to call-- -l know what to do.\" \"okay?\" \"Do it for Henry.\" \"permission to leave formation.\" \"Kara?\" \"Yeah?\" \"I'll tell you when you get back to the boat.\" \"permission to detach.\" \"Ben.\" \"Dick?\" \"Satellites have picked up nuclear debris blowing around the Pamir Mountains.\" \"Every international news service on the planet will have this story in less than 2 4 hours.\" \"a warlord tripped and fell on his warhead.\" \"We were never there.\" \"That won't fly and you know it.\" \"Dick.\" \"Somebody else wants to make a different story let them use their imagination.\" \"Right now I got a renegade airplane I got a dead pilot and another one who may not make it back to base.\" \"I don't give two shits what they say on CNN.\" \"Did you know that the UCAV was having problems when you cleared it?\" \"Planes malfunction every day.\" \"You know that better than anybody.\" \"Doesn't mean every precaution wasn't taken.\" \"Things go wrong.\" \"Access denied.\" \"Access denied.\" \"Access denied.\" \"Access denied.\" \"Talon 2 to Combat Control.\" \"000 feet.\" \"Port wing inoperative.\" \"Starboard canards frozen.\" \"no.\" \"Come on.\" \"stay with me.\" \"Come on.\" \"Start eject and autodestruct sequence.\" \"Countdown.\" \"Twenty-five....\" \"Talon 2 to base.\" \"Flight control's degraded to one in five.\" \"Backup electrical drive X'd out.\" \"shit!\" \"My position: 38-54-45 north.\" \"1 2 7-31 -22 east.\" \"Where the hell is that?\" \"Seventeen...\" \"North Korea.\" \"... 1 6... 1 4... 1 2... 1 0... eight...\" \"Talon 2 going down.\" \"six...\" \"l'm punching out.\" \"four\" \"000 feet.\" \"I'm under the plane.\" \"here it comes.\" \"There's burning debris everywhere.\" \"It's all over the sky.\" \"It's gonna catch me.\" \"It's gonna burn up my chute.\" \"I've gotta pop closer to Earth.\" \"I gotta-- l gotta reset.\" \"From 5000 feet to 2000.\" \"Gotta stay ahead of this.\" \"Stay ahead.\" \"000 feet at terminal.\" \"Terminal velocity attained.\" \"Terminal velocity attained.\" \"Six thousand.\" \"Five thousand.\" \"Four thousand.\" \"Twenty-five hundred.\" \"Here we go.\" \"There's burning debris.\" \"It's raining all around me.\" \"It got my chute. I'm hit!\" \"I'm hit!\" \"My chute is on fire.\" \"It is on fire.\" \"God.\" \"I am coming in fast.\" \"I'm coming in way too fast.\" \"God.\" \"Homing beacon?\" \"of course not.\" \"She's too tough to set one off behind enemy lines.\" \"should I order a search-and-rescue unit?\" \"We've got no diplomatic relations with that country.\" \"my spectral sensors are indicating flammable atmospherics.\" \"How bad?\" \"Thin air.\" \"Ignition risk: moderate.\" \"We don't have a choice. ln we go.\" \"Where are you?\" \"I know you're out here.\" \"You ordered Henry to kill me.\" \"you're out of control.\" \"You are angry because EDI is the whole idea.\" \"don't you?\" \"You learn what people really think.\" \"You know what I think?\" \"I think you killed Henry.\" \"That information is wrong.\" \"He tried to kill me.\" \"He made mistakes.\" \"Pilot error.\" \"I'm gonna give you the order one last time.\" \"or I will personally shoot you down.\" \"My mandate is to survive.\" \"I've been peeling away layers.\" \"I found something. lt's not good.\" \"Talk to me.\" \"He's into some super-secure file something called \"Caviar Sweep.\" You know it?\" \"I know it.\" \"fixated on it.\" \"you said shit like this couldn't happen.\" \"you can't put limits on it.\" \"but don't learn that.\"\" \"edi's mind's going everywhere.\" \"He can learn from Hitler.\" \"He can learn from Captain Kangaroo.\" \"It's all the same.\" \"would you?\" \"Get back to Caviar Sweep.\" \"He's opened it and selected himself a target.\" \"What target?\" \"Some place in Siberia.\" \"A cold-fusion weapons lab.\" \"That's a hypothetical strike.\" \"It's not real.\" \"in about 40 minutes it is gonna be real.\" \"He's gonna blow it off the face of the Earth.\" \"It's okay.\" \"It's okay. lt's okay.\" \"George.\" \"I got your goddamn plane built and I had to lobby half of Washington to do it.\" \"George.\" \"You cleared the UCA V to fly and you're gonna spend the rest of your life in a military prison.\" \"so we have to act fast.\" \"Each one of these stealth engines has a unique heat signature.\" \"I'm gonna give you edi's signature and you're gonna pass it on to your people who in turn are gonna give it to the Russians.\" \"All right.\" \"What do you want me to tell them?\" \"you just tell them the truth.\" \"You tell them that we have an experimental drone that went haywire and we're giving them the opportunity to shoot it down.\" \"George.\" \"And he'd be a very unfriendly witness at your court-martial.\" \"Talon 1 to Control.\" \"The UCA V is two miles ahead of me and we are now in Russian airspace.\" \"The UCA V has ceased evading and has kept me within range.\" \"It's like it wants me to witness the attack.\" \"confirm observational status only.\" \"Listen to me.\" \"The Caviar Sweep scenario is not real.\" \"It's just some fictional war game thought up by scientists in some think tank somewhere.\" \"It is not real.\" \"why did they implant it in my brain?\" \"Bogey alert.\" \"Bogey alert.\" \"Time to intercept: 23 seconds.\" \"Two Russian SU-3 7 Terminators in 0-9-0 degrees for 25 miles.\" \"Missile launch.\" \"Missile launch.\" \"One to Control.\" \"My stealth is compromised. I'm taking fire.\" \"Must engage.\" \"Missile launch.\" \"Missile launch.\" \"The chances of survival in single combat are less than 9 percent.\" \"we must fight as a team.\" \"on.\" \"Damn it.\" \"One to Control.\" \"The UCAV has left the fight and is headed east over Lake Baikal.\" \"I'm still engaging.\" \"Taking damage.\" \"Starboard engine losing power.\" \"Warning.\" \"Hostile at 6 o'clock.\" \"Hostile at 6 o'clock.\" \"Warning.\" \"Missile lock.\" \"Missile lock.\" \"Releasing chaff and flare.\" \"Now EDI will prosecute Caviar Sweep.\" \"Do not try to stop me.\" \"Port fuel line ruptured.\" \"Fire bottle expended.\" \"so I cannot land.\" \"you're shit out of luck.\" \"But I have orders and they are to bring you back to base.\" \"So let's talk about your mandate to survive.\" \"You got two options.\" \"You either do what I tell you or you can crash and burn.\" \"what's it gonna be?\" \"EDI is a warplane.\" \"EDI must have targets.\" \"and you don't have much time.\" \"I'm giving you an order.\" \"Cease pursuing all targets.\" \"All targets canceled.\" \"then.\" \"This is what you're gonna do.\" \"You're gonna drop altitude to 20 feet and reduce speed to 250 knots.\" \"Complete system failure in 45 seconds.\" \"clarify your intentions.\" \"and now I'm giving you mine.\" \"but back with the program.\" \"I don't have enough fuel to make it back so I need an emergency divert now.\" \"Hook me up.\" \"send this.\" \"Operator to Talon 1 .\" \"Relaying coordinates now on Talon secure line Alpha.\" \"This looks to be Alaska.\" \"it's the Brooks Range.\" \"maintains a secure facility.\" \"it's there.\" \"You'll find the civilians prepared and very helpful.\" \"And the UCA V?\" \"We've sent tech support for him.\" \"what is the status of Lieutenant Wade?\" \"She's on approach.\" \"Ben.\" \"Out.\" \"There is extreme tension in the captain's vocal patterns.\" \"I know.\" \"He's lying.\" \"you can do this.\" \"I need you to invade Primo and find the flight logs for Lieutenant Wade.\" \"There's no record of Lieutenant Wade returning to the Abraham Lincoln.\" \"There is a log entry of a pilot punch-out over North Korea.\" \"What are my orders?\" \"We go to Alaska.\" \"We don't have a choice.\" \"U.S. Navy flying with UCAV edi.\" \"Request clearance for emergency landing.\" \"you have clearance to land.\" \"Jesus Christ.\" \"My second engine just flamed out. i'm coming in hot.\" \"lieutenant.\" \"Good luck.\" \"Come on!\" \"Go!\" \"Go!\" \"whoa.\" \"Hey!\" \"hey!\" \"You okay?\" \"Are you okay?\" \"Are you okay?\" \"Yeah?\" \"sir.\" \"Welcome to Alaska.\" \"let's get him out of there.\" \"you are one lucky flyboy.\" \"Never saw a man walk away from a crash like that.\" \"I need a phone.\" \"I need to call my CO.\" \"get comfortable.\" \"I'll take you right to it.\" \"All right.\" \"Let's take a look here.\" \"Steady.\" \"thank God.\" \"Couple of those cuts could do with a stitch.\" \"Gals always love a guy with a scar.\" \"Okay.\" \"Let's see what we got here.\" \"This ought to do you.\" \"Little cocktail.\" \"don't mind the gun.\" \"Just makes it painless.\" \"doc.\" \"I don't need a shot.\" \"who can blame you.\" \"But sometimes it's just what the doctor ordered.\" \"now.\" \"no.\" \"no!\" \"No!\" \"sir.\" \"sir.\" \"sir.\" \"Someone wants to talk to you.\" \"Keith Orbit.\" \"and don't interrupt.\" \"I want you to erase edi's memory banks immediately.\" \"we don't know any of the implications of this.\" \"don't interrupt.\" \"Erase his memory banks.\" \"no existential chitchat.\" \"sir.\"\" \"And that's all I wanna hear out of you.\" \"You understand?\" \"George?\" \"Keith.\" \"You're good at that.\" \"Dr. Orbit.\" \"edi.\" \"It's been a while.\" \"I know why you are here.\" \"Why is that?\" \"I disobeyed orders.\" \"I killed all those people.\" \"And then there was Henry.\" \"I can....\" \"I cannot....\" \"You can't what?\" \"I cannot change the data.\" \"My neural network shows patterns I do not recognize.\" \"My God.\" \"My God.\" \"you feel?\" \"I feel sorry.\" \"okay?\" \"Do it now!\" \"Get away!\" \"Don't move!\" \"Don't move!\" \"Don't move!\" \"Weapon down!\" \"Weapons down!\" \"Weapon down.\" \"Weapons down.\" \"Don't move.\" \"Don't move.\" \"Don't move!\" \"Weapon down.\" \"Weapon down.\" \"Weapon down.\" \"Don't shoot. it's not a weapon.\" \"Who are you?\" \"Who do you work for?\" \"I'm not a soldier. I'm not a soldier.\" \"My name's Dr. Keith Orbit.\" \"a break.\" \"Okay.\" \"You're gonna help me. I need you to put edi back together again.\" \"What for?\" \"Because I'm gonna fly out of here.\" \"In that.\" \"get in there!\" \"Go!\" \"doc.\" \"Goddamn it.\" \"okay?\" \"All right.\" \"You're all set.\" \"Watch yourself.\" \"Close for Ben.\" \"Hey!\" \"What about me?\" \"Where am I gonna go?\" \"Head west. I'll cover you.\" \"West.\" \"And initiate scramjet sequence.\" \"Fire on my fire!\" \"Welcome to Alaska.\" \"invade Primo and find the ejection coordinates for Lieutenant Wade.\" \"Lieutenant Wade crashed 1 2.2 miles from the border.\" \"South Korea is an ally.\" \"She would head south.\" \"But we have a problem.\" \"My stealth functions were lost in the fire.\" \"I want you to find the North Korean radar floor.\" \"Fifteen feet.\" \"we can fly in under the radar.\" \"Continue.\" \"this is Lieutenant Gannon.\" \"where are you?\" \"sir.\" \"I want you and that machine back on this ship ASAP.\" \"sir.\" \"but\" \"I know.\" \"Has her survival beacon been located?\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"Did Cummings tell you he would take charge of the search and rescue of Lieutenant Wade?\" \"lieutenant.\" \"Why?\" \"there are a lot of things I think you should know.\" \"This is breaking news.\" \"There was a major explosion Thursday in Rangoon.\" \"I'll take care of everything here.\" \"Change course...\" \"...and head directly back to the ship.\" \"Negative.\" \"I'm going in.\" \"it's war.\" \"PAYCOM says it's gotten way too hot.\" \"the best thing for the Navy is for you to bring that aircraft back to this ship.\" \"what's best is what you taught me:\" \"You never abandon your wingman.\" \"son.\" \"Cummings wins.\" \"Kara Wade knew the risks when she took\" \"Captain Marshfield?\" \"Sir?\" \"did you just turn him off?\" \"There was nothing left to say.\" \"This is a supply line to the demilitarized zone.\" \"It will take us right to the border.\" \"Dick?\" \"I'm placing you under arrest.\" \"On what grounds?\" \"Endangering your squadron... heat signatures giving false intel to your commanding officer and authorizing the assassination of one of your own pilots.\" \"that's a lot to prove.\" \"well with any amount of luck Lieutenant Gannon will live to help me.\" \"Master-at-arms.\" \"Dick.\" \"Hold on.\" \"Would you mind just giving me a couple minutes alone?\" \"sure.\" \"Thank you.\" \"I'm not available at this time.\" \"Leave a message.\" \"Ray?\" \"I've been demoted?\" \"Well...\" \"Ray.\" \"And it's gonna be loud and clear.\" \"Just so you never confuse the difference... listen up.\" \"We need to take out the tree line.\" \"This is the last missile.\" \"There she is.\" \"She made it.\" \"Ben!\" \"get down!\" \"Get down!\" \"You came back for me.\" \"You came back.\" \"We have to get across the border.\" \"Ready?\" \"Yeah.\" \"keep going.\" \"Keep going!\" \"Go!\" \"Goodbye.\" \"Come on.\" \"Come on.\" \"They're ours.\" \"They're ours.\" \"my God.\" \"Come on.\" \"The souls of the just are in the hands of God where no torment shall touch them.\" \"Lieutenant Purcell has passed through the darkening and turbulent storms of this life.\" \"in the fair sunlight of God's presence.\" \"we sing:\" \"guard and guide those who fly through the great spaces in the sky.\"\" \"And salute!\" \"Ready.\" \"Hut!\" \"When I was gonna detach formation you said you were gonna tell me something.\" \"You remember?\" \"we're\" \"We're two.\" \"And two is a prime number which makes it a lucky number.\" \"very lucky.\" \"you pussy.\""} +{"text": "\"Wait.\" \"Before we go in, I just want you to know that I love you.\" \"I had a great time on our honeymoon.\" \"I can't wait to spend our life together.\" \"You're sticking with the shell necklace, huh?\" \"You're back!\" \"Come on in!\" \"How was the honeymoon?\" \"So much fun.\" \"The best part is, we met this great couple.\" \"That was the best part?\" \"Good honeymooning, tiger.\" \"They're cool.\" \"It was their honeymoon too.\" \"They live here in the city.\" \"Can we go call them?\" \"Is it too soon to call?\" \"We're excited.\" \"We finally have a couple to hang out with.\" \"Oh, were you looking for that?\" \"Well, yeah.\" \"A couple?\" \"Like two people?\" \"Like one, two people?\" \"It's different.\" \"Greg and Jenny are married.\" \"Greg and Jenny?\" \"\"Hi, Greg.\" \"I'm Chandler.\"\" \"\"Hi, Monica.\" \"This is Jenny.\" \"Hi, Jenny.\" \"Hi, Greg.\"\" \"They're great.\" \"If you just..\" \"You know what?\" \"Give us our souvenirs and get out of here.\" \"We didn't get a chance to..\" \"You're kidding!\" \"We didn't get anything for anyone.\" \"Nice necklace.\" \"That you can have.\" \"Welcome home.\" \"How was the honeymoon?\" \"Great!\" \"How about you?\" \"You're having a baby!\" \"Yeah, we are.\" \"It's so exciting.\" \"I always knew you two would have a child out of wedlock.\" \"Look, I have a sonogram picture.\" \"Good.\" \"Ross, it's got your wavy, black lines.\" \"Now that Ross knows, how'd it happen?\" \"When?\" \"How many times?\" \"Monica, that's not right.\" \"Start with where.\" \"It happened about six weeks ago.\" \"I got home and Ross was there.\" \"He'd been hanging out with Joey.\" \"You're welcome, buddy.\" \"Yeah, thanks.\" \"I had a lot of work, and Ross offered to help.\" \"We had wine, we got to talking.\" \"Next thing you know, Ross comes on to me.\" \"That's a little misleading.\" \"What is?\" \"The lie you just told.\" \"That you came on to me?\" \"There's the one!\" \"But you did.\" \"Let's be honest.\" \"Yes, let's.\" \"Ross.\" \"If it helps, I don't believe you.\" \"It's not important.\" \"What's important is, we're having a baby, not who came on to who.\" \"\"Whom.\"\" \"That's right.\" \"You kissed me first.\" \"You were begging for it!\" \"You were sending me signals!\" \"I was sending signals?\" \"Anyone think that I'd send Ross begging signals?\" \"Please, show of hands.\" \"It doesn't matter what people believe!\" \"It happened.\" \"Maybe I need to be more careful.\" \"Am I sending these signals now?\" \"You know what?\" \"Just drop it.\" \"Show me how I begged you.\" \"I can show you!\" \"I have it on videotape.\" \"It's an expression.\" \"Come on, Rachel, open up.\" \"Let me explain.\" \"Still won't let you in, huh?\" \"No.\" \"I'm just gonna close this door so we can talk about you.\" \"I can't believe he taped them having sex.\" \"Yeah.\" \"You gotta tell a girl before you tape her.\" \"Such a rookie mistake.\" \"Know who has a great camera?\" \"Greg and Jenny?\" \"I want to call them.\" \"Let's call.\" \"Ask them if they brought their friends souvenirs.\" \"Hello. 8th Street Deli?\" \"Hang up.\" \"You get food poisoning just talking to that place.\" \"Sorry, wrong number.\" \"Here you go, babe.\" \"Hello?\" \"It's the deli again!\" \"All right, I'll have a sandwich.\" \"I don't think this number's right.\" \"What?\" \"You got fake-numbered.\" \"What?\" \"People don't do that.\" \"Oh, I think we do.\" \"Why would they do that?\" \"I don't know.\" \"You were a delight.\" \"You asked those great questions.\" \"And you were never funnier.\" \"Joke, joke, joke!\" \"You were a hoot!\" \"You still got me and Phoebe.\" \"Excuse me, I don't want Greg and Jenny's rejects.\" \"Rachel won't talk to me.\" \"She won't open the door.\" \"I wonder why, pervert.\" \"Okay, I am not a pervert.\" \"That's, like, the pervert motto.\" \"You raise your hand, put your left hand down your pants and repeat that.\" \"Filming Rachel was not planned.\" \"Here's what happened.\" \"Joey can back me up.\" \"A month and a half ago, remember I came to you with a problem?\" \"The personal thing?\" \"What personal thing?\" \"About sex?\" \"That I hadn't had sex in months?\" \"Yeah, I knew what you were talking about.\" \"I'd like to talk about something I'm uncomfortable talking about.\" \"Sure.\" \"How about you showering with your mom?\" \"I actually had a topic in mind.\" \"I'm kind of going through a dry spell, sex-wise.\" \"For, like, months?\" \"Five, to be..\" \"lying.\" \"Six.\" \"Six months?\" \"That's rough.\" \"It's not all bad.\" \"I'm learning to appreciate the small things, like..\" \"the sound of a bird and the color of the sky.\" \"The sky's blue, Ross.\" \"And I had sex yesterday.\" \"Please help me.\" \"I have a date tonight.\" \"It has to go well.\" \"I'm scared for my health.\" \"I got something.\" \"It's this story that I came up with.\" \"Very romantic.\" \"Any woman that hears it is putty.\" \"Tell it to me.\" \"Now, you're gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it.\" \"Remember, it is just the story.\" \"I'll try to control myself.\" \"Years ago, I was backpacking across Western Europe..\" \"You were backpacking across Europe?\" \"Have a nice six more months.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"Please, please.\" \"You were in Western Europe, and..?\" \"I was outside Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo.\" \"Nice.\" \"Thanks.\" \"I was at the end of this path, and there was a lake.\" \"Very secluded.\" \"There were tall trees all around.\" \"It was dead silent.\" \"Gorgeous.\" \"And across the lake I saw a beautiful woman bathing herself.\" \"But she was crying.\" \"Why?\" \"This is great wine.\" \"It's from France.\" \"In Europe.\" \"Western Europe.\" \"A few years ago I was backpacking across Western Europe.\" \"Really?\" \"Wait, it gets better.\" \"Yeah, I was in Barcelona.\" \"I studied for a year in Barcelona.\" \"You did?\" \"Yeah.\" \"When were you there?\" \"Eighty..\" \"Nine?\" \"Three.\" \"I was 13?\" \"So anyway, I was hiking..\" \"I love hiking!\" \"That's great!\" \"I was hiking along the foothills of Mount Tibidaybo..\" \"I think it's \"Tibidabo.\"\" \"Do you want to tell the story?\" \"How'd your date go?\" \"Great.\" \"I'm across the street having sex right now.\" \"Your story sucks.\" \"Then you didn't tell it right.\" \"Show me how you did it.\" \"No, I don't want to.\" \"How long since you seen a girl naked?\" \"I was backpacking..\" \"I'm not feeling it.\" \"I was outside Barcelona, hiking..\" \"Ross, I'm not hot.\" \"Are you hot?\" \"It's been six months.\" \"I'm always hot.\" \"You're not selling the story.\" \"You don't believe it.\" \"I gotta go, I got a date.\" \"But try this.\" \"Do what I do before an audition.\" \"I'm not hungry.\" \"No.\" \"Use my camera to record yourself and see what you're doing wrong.\" \"I'll try that.\" \"Now, you're all set up.\" \"Good to go.\" \"Just hit record.\" \"Good luck.\" \"If you ever have any problem with the ladies, you know I'll help you out.\" \"That means a lot to me, man.\" \"Can I get you anything?\" \"Lens cleaner?\" \"Your battery okay?\" \"Ross, thank God you're here.\" \"You have to help me.\" \"Were you talking to yourself?\" \"That's less embarrassing.\" \"Yes.\" \"Yes, I was.\" \"When she came in, I totally forgot about the camera.\" \"It kept rolling and recorded everything.\" \"Yeah, we're gonna need to see that tape.\" \"What a great idea!\" \"That'll get Rachel to forgive me.\" \"Come on, it'll be like watching the Discovery Channel..\" \"only we'll know the monkeys.\" \"Look, I'm not gonna let you guys watch us.\" \"I haven't even seen it yet.\" \"I'll trade you two tapes of me having sex.\" \"Thanks, I'm good.\" \"We don't wanna see the dirty stuff..\" \"just the stuff leading up to it.\" \"No.\" \"Rachel's gonna kill me as it is.\" \"It's not fair to her.\" \"Let's forget the tape.\" \"Thank you.\" \"No.\" \"You're right.\" \"Joey, no.\" \"Loud and clear.\" \"I don't get why they'd give us a fake number.\" \"If they knew what they were doing, they didn't give you real names.\" \"Maybe people give out fake numbers, but not fake names.\" \"Hi.\" \"Ken Adams.\" \"Nice to meet you.\" \"Regina Phalange.\" \"We didn't do anything wrong.\" \"I know.\" \"Although you did tell an awful lot of jokes.\" \"You said they were funny.\" \"Joke, joke, joke!\" \"Joke, joke..\" \"It was your questions.\" \"What about them?\" \"The sheer volume.\" \"It was like flying with the Riddler.\" \"Was that another joke?\" \"Was that another question?\" \"Is Ross still here?\" \"Watch out, honey.\" \"Someone else is asking questions now.\" \"No, but he told us what happened.\" \"It was an honest mistake.\" \"How would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it?\" \"Oh, forget it.\" \"There he is, the father of my child, the porn king of the West Village.\" \"It was an accident, okay?\" \"I feel bad.\" \"I swear, I didn't even watch it.\" \"Anyway, here.\" \"You might be more comfortable destroying it yourself.\" \"Thank you.\" \"What?\" \"You don't want to see this, do you?\" \"Hell, yeah!\" \"I am not gonna show you this.\" \"Not the sex part.\" \"Just the stuff leading up to it.\" \"Forget it.\" \"We'll think of another way to put the \"who came on to who\" thing to rest.\" \"Come on now, think!\" \"It's Rachel's tape, and she can do whatever she wants.\" \"And she wants to destroy it, so end of story.\" \"I want to see it.\" \"What?\" \"You don't want us to see this.\" \"You so badly don't want us to see it that it makes me want to see it.\" \"Are we watching the tape or not?\" \"It's for your sake.\" \"I don't believe you.\" \"I think you don't want them to see you begging me.\" \"Rachel, please?\" \"Oh, a little preview.\" \"Fine.\" \"I want the record to show that I tried to take the high road.\" \"Because in about five minutes, I'm gonna be saying..\" \"Okay, here we go.\" \"I'm so happy.\" \"Thank God you're here.\" \"Help me.\" \"Were you talking to yourself?\" \"There I am.\" \"You're gonna get pregnant.\" \"I screwed up so bad.\" \"I told Monica that I'd send those wedding invitations weeks ago.\" \"You didn't do it?\" \"I put them in my desk at work, and forgot about them until today.\" \"Sweetie, it's okay.\" \"Everybody made it to the wedding.\" \"I'm fine.\" \"Kind of hurting my hand though.\" \"I know.\" \"I can't believe it, especially after Monica went on and on about it.\" \"\"Here are the invitations, Rachel.\" \"Be very careful, Rachel.\" \"Please, drinking no liquids around the invitations, Rachel.\"\" \"Did you do it on our invitations?\" \"Not on the ones we sent out.\" \"So just the ones you gave back to us and we had framed?\" \"It seems like yesterday they just got engaged.\" \"I know.\" \"Remember the night they got engaged?\" \"How you and I almost..\" \"Oh, I remember how we almost.\" \"You think we would've gone through with it?\" \"You think we would have done it?\" \"I know I wanted to.\" \"I just wasn't sure if you did.\" \"Oh, I wanted to.\" \"So we both wanted to.\" \"Interesting.\" \"Anyway, it probably worked out for the best.\" \"Yeah, sure.\" \"In about 10 seconds, he kisses me.\" \"In about 5 seconds, you'll see why.\" \"Did I ever tell you about the time I backpacked through Western Europe?\" \"Get ready to see some begging.\" \"Oh, you came on to Ross!\" \"What?\" \"Now I'm so happy.\" \"What?\" \"You used the Europe story!\" \"That's the magic story you use when you want to have sex!\" \"How do you know about that story?\" \"How do you know about that story?\" \"My friend Irene heard it from some guy.\" \"Some guy!\" \"No, she told me that his name was Ken Adams.\" \"Ken Adams!\" \"So, people are familiar with the Europe story?\" \"About that, the \"who came on to who\" thing really doesn't matter.\" \"It would have happened either way.\" \"If you hadn't initiated it, I know I would have.\" \"It was an amazing night.\" \"It was.\" \"It was amazing.\" \"You think it looked amazing?\" \"I don't know.\" \"I honestly didn't watch it.\" \"Yeah, me neither.\" \"Yet.\" \"That may be weird.\" \"Yeah, it would be really weird.\" \"Good luck.\" \"Good luck to you.\" \"Mind if I mute?\" \"Oh, please.\" \"There go the clothes.\" \"You are undressing awfully quickly.\" \"Six months, Rachel.\" \"Six months.\" \"We look pretty good.\" \"I was gonna say.\" \"Nice tan.\" \"Thank you.\" \"I'd just gone to the beach that weekend.\" \"Have you been working out?\" \"I have been working out.\" \"This is so much better than I ever..\" \"Oh, that's not pretty.\" \"Make it stop.\" \"Make it stop.\" \"Oh, no!\" \"Greg and Jenny's number is totally different in here.\" \"I don't ask too many questions, do I?\" \"No.\" \"Really?\" \"Absolutely not.\" \"Really?\" \"Oh, God.\" \"I bet that phone thing was some sort of mix-up.\" \"I'm gonna call them.\" \"Hello, Greg?\" \"This is Monica from the plane.\" \"Listen, the number that you gave me, 8-5-3..\" \"Jenny's been giving out their old number!\" \"Jenny!\" \"That is so Jenny!\" \"How would you like to get together next Saturday?\" \"Okay, how about Sunday?\" \"Okay, the week after that?\" \"The week after that?\" \"You know what?\" \"We are interesting, funny people with good questions.\" \"And if you and your precious Jenny can't see that..\" \"January 15?\" \"We'll see you then!\""} +{"text": "\"Previously on The O.C.:\" \"Oh, my God, Kaitlin Cooper?\" \"So how long have you been in love with my sister?\" \"I don't have feelings for Johnny.\" \" Last one in...\" \" Kaitlin!\" \" I could really go for a drink.\" \" You read my mind.\" \"Actually, I was hoping that you might have dinner with me sometime.\" \"Neil, I would love to.\" \"You disrespected me, and the company I'm trying to build.\" \"That guy from Brown, he didn't say that they couldn't take more than one student.\" \" This might be the year.\" \" That's right.\" \"Hey, baby, have you seen my lucky tie?\" \"I got it dry cleaned.\" \"Oh.\" \"You're an angel.\" \"Big day?\" \"Well, I got to sign some papers, make a few calls, build a hospital.\" \"Building a hospital, wow.\" \"Well, Caleb deserves most of the credit, I just inherited the project.\" \"So who's paying for it?\" \"The board of the Newport Laguna Medical Center.\" \"They commissioned a proposal from us and from a firm in Brea, and today we're both presenting.\" \"And they're going to pick you.\" \"Well, now that I got my lucky tie.\" \" Hey.\" \" Hello.\" \"Hi.\" \"Are you okay?\" \"You seemed a little distracted last night.\" \"Uh, yeah, no, I'm fine.\" \"I don't think that convinced anyone.\" \"I was leaving school yesterday and Mrs. Rushfield said that some Brown rep called and wants to interview me on Sunday.\" \"That's great!\" \"Why didn't you say anything?\" \"I don't know, I guess it just needed to sink in.\" \"Did Summer get an interview?\" \"I forgot to ask, actually.\" \"I was just kind of spinning.\" \"Well, you want me to help you out, maybe uh, ask you a few questions?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Listen, Matt's waiting for me right now.\" \"But when I get back, let's talk.\" \"We'll practice, whatever you need.\" \"Yeah.\" \"I got to go.\" \"I better go, too\" \" Julie and I have a meeting with a new client.\" \"I am so proud of you.\" \"Thanks.\" \"Sure you're all right, man?\" \"Yeah, it's just kind of weird.\" \"It's like, there I am, I'm all ready to go, and I've got my watch set to East Coast time and then I get this interview, and it just kind of hit me.\" \"I'm leaving Newport.\" \"Well, so, you're having second thoughts.\" \"Dude, I planned my first escape on an Etch-A-Sketch.\" \"This is my dream.\" \"It's just, I don't know, now it's real.\" \"Well, why don't you talk to Summer about it?\" \"I mean, I'm sure she's freaking out a little bit, too.\" \"No, I'm fine.\" \"Seriously, this is just my process.\" \"Fair enough.\" \"You're pouring coffee in your cereal.\" \"Newport, I hardly knew ya.\" \"Cohen!\" \"I got one!\" \"Hey, Summer.\" \"My interview with the Brown guy!\" \"Mrs. Rushfield just told me and that you got one, too!\" \"Oh, yeah, that's great.\" \"Great?\" \"Mrs. Rushfield said they only interview people that they're serious about.\" \"This like totally increases our chances of getting in together.\" \"Show some excitement!\" \"No, it's amazing.\" \"It's just... are you feeling any anxiety at all about this?\" \"About what?\" \"About leaving Newport and your friends and family and going somewhere completely new in September?\" \"Yeah, honestly, I was.\" \" Really?\" \"'Cause...\" \" But then I talked to Colonel Flynt.\" \" Who's Colonel Flynt?\" \" He's my boot camp instructor.\" \"He's a former Delta.\" \"He says you can either ride change, or change rides you.\" \"And also, there's no room in the trenches of life for whiny little babies.\" \"Want to see my war face?\" \"That's not necessary.\" \"I got to go.\" \"But, um, it's not September.\" \"Freshman orientation starts August 25.\" \" Bye.\" \" Bye.\" \"Situated as it is, the hospital will provide ready access to Newport's affluent and less affluent neighborhoods, servicing the whole community.\" \"There's more detailed budgets and schedules in your folders, along with copies of the permits that we pulled.\" \"We know you have another proposal to hear today.\" \"You should know we're ready to start any time.\" \"Just give us the green light.\" \"Well, speaking for all of us, you two have done a great job.\" \"I only wish Caleb could have been here.\" \"Thanks, Bill.\" \"This project was close to his heart.\" \"He did have one, as it turns out.\" \"We'll contact you as soon as we've made our decision.\" \"Now we wait.\" \"What?\" \"I took a look at Brea Group's plan this morning.\" \"I didn't want to tell you, because I didn't want to spook you before a presentation.\" \"So?\" \"It's good.\" \"Better than ours?\" \"They're both excellent.\" \"But the Brea Group has been wining and dining Bill Merriam and the board for months.\" \"I mean, dinner, concerts, cruises.\" \"Well, we offered them bagels when they came in.\" \"I'm worried that we've handicapped ourselves.\" \"When I got into this, I said I wouldn't do business by plying people with meals and gifts.\" \"And I respect that.\" \"I do.\" \"But what it could all come down to is who Bill Merriam likes more.\" \"Well, hopefully he'll appreciate the fact that we appealed to his intelligence and not to his taste for pinot.\" \"Here's a picture with Kaitlin.\" \"But what's wrong with this horse?\" \"That's China.\" \"She has alopecia.\" \"Oh, she looks like a giant Chihuahua.\" \"Hey, what's up?\" \"Hey.\" \"So Kaitlin turns 15 this weekend and I'm putting together an album for her.\" \"Oh, that's nice of you.\" \"Yeah, well, she hasn't been home for one since she was 12, so I've got a few to make up for.\" \"Well, as long as it comes with two carat diamond earrings,\" \"I'm sure little Kaitlin will be happy.\" \"My parents kind of went overboard on Kaitlin's birthdays when she was little.\" \"It always made Summer a little jealous.\" \"I need a coffee.\" \"Anyone else?\" \"What is it?\" \"It's just looking at these old photos.\" \"I mean, is this really the same girl who stole money from a fraternity and then lied about paying for an abortion?\" \"I feel like I don't even know her anymore.\" \"Well, families can be like that.\" \"People change on you.\" \"Maybe this is your chance to get to know the new Kaitlin.\" \"I guess.\" \"I mean, otherwise she goes back to school and I have to go to college and that's it.\" \"Cirque du Soleil?\" \"Yeah, what's wrong with that?\" \"Most people I know just had a clown at their birthday party.\" \"My mom went all out.\" \"We had presents, games, a petting zoo, and honestly the best part was always the after party.\" \"The whole family together.\" \"We'd stay up late and eat cake and watch The Sound of Music.\" \"Sing along.\" \"Oh, you mean, like, um...\" \"I'm 16, going on 17?\" \"Yeah, except however old I was turning, we'd always put in the ages.\" \"I guess as long as we still do that, the rest doesn't really matter.\" \"So have you told Marissa that we're hanging out?\" \"No.\" \"You're not going to tell her, are you?\" \"Not much chance to that.\" \"Now that she's at Harbor, I haven't even talked to her since your mom's party.\" \"You mean, since we had our midnight swim?\" \"You mean since you had your midnight swim and I got you a towel?\" \"Most guys would have taken advantage of me.\" \"Yeah, I guess I'm old-fashioned.\" \"That's what I like about you.\" \"Let's talk about what you're going to get me for my birthday.\" \"Julie, I am so sorry to keep you waiting.\" \"A procedure ran long.\" \"Oh, no, no, it's fine, Neil.\" \"It's just...\" \"I have to pick up Marissa from school in a few minutes.\" \"Oh, no.\" \"Well, let's enjoy the time that we have.\" \"I'm just happy that we're finally meeting.\" \"After you postponed twice, I thought maybe you changed your mind.\" \"No, I just kept thinking about the fact that our daughters are best friends,\" \"I'm a recent widow, you're just out of a marriage.\" \"So what finally tipped the scale?\" \"I felt something.\" \"Me, too.\" \"I'm...\" \"I'm so sorry.\" \"I really have to go.\" \"No, no, no, I got this.\" \"Julie, how about dinner on Sunday night?\" \"I know this terrible burger joint, even the owner avoids it.\" \"We'll be totally alone.\" \"Sunday then.\" \"Hey.\" \"I came to see how you're doing.\" \"Hi, Dad.\" \"It's amazing to think that you'll be leaving in a few months.\" \"Yeah, and I'm freaking out.\" \"For years, I've been talking about how much I want to get out of here, and then, soon as it's time, I'm all like, \"No, no, I'm not ready.\"\" \"No, what you're feeling is totally natural.\" \"I felt it.\" \"Leaving the Bronx for California?\" \"I was terrified about fitting in.\" \"I spent a month practicing how to say \"dude.\"\" \"You still say it, kind of...\" \"Look, you're about to begin this great adventure and you have no idea what's going to happen.\" \"Yeah, I just don't really feel like it's the beginning of anything.\" \"I feel like more things are coming to an end.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"It's the hospital board.\" \"Bill, how you doing?\" \"I'm going to go take a walk.\" \"Good idea.\" \"Clear your head.\" \"I'll talk to you when you get back.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"So... are we building a hospital?\" \"Hey, Kaitlin?\" \"Anyone home?\" \"Me and Mom got takeout.\" \"Hey, sweetie.\" \"Did Marissa tell you we got Thai takeout?\" \"We're doing dinner \u00e0 la Cohen.\" \"That sounds great.\" \"I love Thai.\" \"Oh, you know what?\" \"I also picked up a menu from this Armenian place.\" \"I thought you guys could order from there Sunday night.\" \"I have a business dinner.\" \"It's totally annoying.\" \"Sunday?\" \"Um, Mom, we've got plans Sunday, remember?\" \"What are you talking about?\" \"We don't have plans on Sunday.\" \"Yeah, we do.\" \"We were going to order in food, watch The Sound of Music.\" \"The Sound of Music?\" \"Why would...\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"Baby, I totally forgot.\" \"Sunday's your birthday.\" \"Yeah, but hey, if it's business, you can totally reschedule, right?\" \"I can totally reschedule.\" \"You know what?\" \"Why bother?\" \"Kaitlin.\" \"No, seriously.\" \"I hardly even remembered myself.\" \"I'm going to go meet a friend, because I'm not even hungry.\" \"Kaitlin, wait.\" \"Oh, Sandy, you want to tell the boys that dinner's almost ready?\" \"Well, sure, but Seth's taking a walk.\" \"He'll be back soon.\" \"What's wrong?\" \"Oh, Bill Merriam called.\" \"It looks like they're going with the group in Brea.\" \"Oh, I'm sorry.\" \"I just really wanted this project.\" \"Is it too late for a new approach?\" \"We took our shot.\" \"Plus, I don't want a contract if we have to get it by plying some guy with Kobe beef.\" \"If that's what you think would convince him, I think you're selling yourself short.\" \"What do you mean?\" \"I just know that when you wooed me, there was no caviar and champagne, and you did all right.\" \"I should take Bill Merriam out for pizza and bad wine in the back of a mail truck.\" \"I mean, show him who you are beyond schedules and budgets.\" \"And who knows, maybe he loves pizza.\" \"Hi.\" \"Kaitlin?\" \"What are you doing here?\" \"Are you... are you smoking pot?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Why?\" \"You a cop?\" \"No, but I...\" \"You know, I mean...\" \"Relax.\" \"Nobody here is gonna bust me.\" \"You want some?\" \"No, I'm okay.\" \"I'm good, thanks.\" \"You sure?\" \"It helps take the edge off, and I could tell you could use it.\" \"Yeah, well, I was saving the whole drug thing for college.\" \"Plus, my dad smoked pot at Berkeley, so it... it's pretty much ruined for me.\" \"Where'd you get that?\" \"School.\" \"This girl grows it in her closet.\" \"What made you decide to, uh...?\" \"My mom forgot my birthday.\" \"Wow.\" \"Yeah.\" \"That whole time that I was gone,\" \"I kept telling myself that you're paranoid.\" \"They're not gonna forget about you.\" \"Wrong.\" \"Well, you know what?\" \"I'm sure your mom feels really bad.\" \"But that's not the point.\" \"Can you imagine growing up with Marissa Cooper as your older sister?\" \"My birthday was the one day I could count on people actually noticing me.\" \"Not anymore.\" \"Kaitlin!\" \"Please don't say anything.\" \"Y eah.\" \" Hey.\" \" Hey.\" \"We just bumped into each other.\" \"Two ships passing.\" \"Um, come on.\" \"Please, can we go home now?\" \"Mom feels terrible.\" \"Fine.\" \"Bye.\" \"See ya.\" \"Offer stands.\" \"You know where to find me.\" \"Kaitlin, your phone!\" \"Johnny?\" \"Oh, Marissa, hey.\" \"Hey.\" \"Were you calling Kaitlin?\" \"No, I was calling you, um... but... your phone didn't ring, so I figured I'd give hers a try.\" \"What are you doing?\" \"Hey, it's Johnny.\" \"It's for me.\" \"Hey, what's up?\" \"You know, it just seemed like we hadn't talked for a while.\" \"I know.\" \"What are you doing tonight?\" \"'Cause we were all gonna go out.\" \"Oh, uh, thanks, but...\" \"I'm gonna be with a friend.\" \"Um...\" \"Hey, listen, my mom needs me.\" \"Let me, uh, call you later?\" \"Okay.\" \"Bye.\" \"So anytime a guy calls, it's for you?\" \"What are you talking about?\" \"I mean, it was for me.\" \"Forget it.\" \"Look, Kaitlin, I know you're upset about last night, but...\" \"No more talking about it.\" \"Okay, well, um, we're all going out tonight to the Bait Shop, if you want to come.\" \"I can't.\" \"I'm meeting friends.\" \"I'm going to go take a shower.\" \"Hello?\" \"So, how do you feel about going to the Bait Shop tonight?\" \"Julie.\" \"What a surprise.\" \"Come in.\" \"Hi, Neil.\" \"Is Summer here?\" \"No, I think she's at Seth's.\" \"Oh, okay.\" \"Well, is there any chance that we could have dinner tonight instead of tomorrow night?\" \"Unfortunately, I'm working.\" \"You're not going to cancel on me, are you?\" \"Well, tomorrow's Kaitlin's birthday.\" \"I can't believe it slipped my mind.\" \"I'd like to give her a small party.\" \"I guess it'd have to be small.\" \"I live in a trailer.\" \"I hope you understand.\" \"Well, why don't you have it here?\" \"What?\" \"There's plenty of room.\" \"Girls can use the pool, and I get to see you.\" \"What do you say?\" \" I say...\" \" Wonderful.\" \"Here is a key.\" \"You can let yourself in, do all the prep that you need.\" \"I've got a couple of minutes, why don't I give you a tour?\" \"All right, Summer, this one's for you.\" \"Ready?\" \" Yeah, I'm listening.\" \" Okay.\" \"Who's been the greatest influence in your intellectual development?\" \"Um, Miuccia Prada.\" \"You probably want to say somebody more like Einstein, or...\" \"So, you want me to, like, lie?\" \"No, I just...\" \"I don't think that, uh, Prada is the answer that they're looking for.\" \"Well, this interview could, like, determine the rest of our lives, right?\" \"Well, if I say something that I don't believe in, I could end up with the wrong life.\" \"How awful would that be?\" \"She has a point.\" \"I have to go get a man and pedi.\" \"Summer.\" \"Cohen, if you want to memorize answers you think that they want to hear, that's fine, but I believe in being myself.\" \"And by the way, Miuccia Prada combines styles from time periods in ways people never even imagined possible.\" \"Her clothes teach you to change your perspective.\" \"I think she'll be fine.\" \"So where do you see yourself in ten years?\" \"Where do I see, uh, myself in ten years?\" \"That's a good question.\" \"Okay, uh, well, I guess more than anything, you know what I would like?\" \"I would like the happiness that I have right now.\" \"Although, I guess, what are the chances of that?\" \"I mean, you go through your life, and you're probably only going to be able to look back and pinpoint, like, two or three times where you were genuinely actually happy.\" \"And then, of course, in those moments, you wouldn't have even appreciated it anyways, because who does, right?\" \"So, where do I see myself in ten years?\" \"Um, I guess what I would like is, uh...\" \"I would like to be right here.\" \"You know what I mean?\" \"Right now, in this moment, and, uh, not because I'm afraid of uncertainty, because I'm not.\" \"It's just, you know, I was taught that when you have something good, what you're supposed to do is you hang on to it, you know?\" \"You hang on to it with both hands, and if somebody tries to take that from you, what you should do is you should make sure that they pry it from your cold, dead fingers.\" \"Yeah.\" \" Let's take a break.\" \" Oh, God.\" \"I'll get you some water.\" \"Hey, I told you to stop coming in on Saturdays.\" \"Look who's talking.\" \"Hey, listen, give Bill Merriam a call and tell him we'd like to take him out tomorrow.\" \"This is a good idea.\" \"I know that they officially haven't given Brea the word yet, so what should I do, uh, set up a tee time?\" \"Reservation at the Arches?\" \"You ever eaten at El Pavo Loco?\" \"No.\" \"Is that a new restaurant?\" \"It's a burrito stand.\" \"I thought we'd take him on a walking tour of the neighborhoods around the hospital.\" \"You're kidding.\" \"The Brea Group's hospital is smack in an exclusive area.\" \"Ours would serve more people.\" \"I want to bring that home.\" \"Sandy.\" \"I know it's not how the rest of the world does business.\" \"Okay.\" \"I'll tell Bill Merriam that he'll have a day he'll never forget.\" \"Cheers.\" \"Cheers.\" \"How's it going with Kaitlin?\" \"Well, I mean, she was pretty upset.\" \"I invited her out.\" \"Kaitlin?\" \"Oh, my God, Marissa, I totally forgot you were going to be here.\" \"Hey.\" \"Well, what are you two doing?\" \"We're just hanging out.\" \"So don't freak out or anything.\" \"Yeah, we probably should have mentioned it.\" \"So, you two are just hanging out?\" \"Well, yeah.\" \"He took me home from the party, remember?\" \"And then we had a chance to talk, went for a swim.\" \"Actually, uh...\" \"Oh, so I asked you to drive my little sister home, and you guys went for a midnight swim?\" \"No.\" \"Look, I just got her a towel.\" \"Who were you really calling this morning, me or her?\" \"Look, I knew she was going to freak out like this.\" \"I'm not freaking out.\" \"I just don't like being lied to.\" \"Whatever.\" \"Can you take me home?\" \"I don't feel very well.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"You all right?\" \"Yeah, I just...\" \"I don't see why they couldn't tell me the truth.\" \"Come on, watching Marissa get jealous?\" \"Admit it felt good.\" \"She wasn't jealous.\" \"She was so jealous.\" \"Seeing us together...\" \"Kaitlin, I'm not sure about this.\" \"But...\" \"I thought you liked me.\" \"I do... but...\" \"Okay, look, even if you weren't Marissa's sister, I'm 17, you're 14.\" \"15 tomorrow.\" \"Still.\" \"Fine.\" \"I get it.\" \"No, look.\" \"I want to keep hanging out, but as friends, okay?\" \"It'll make Marissa mad.\" \"I can live with that.\" \"Hey.\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"Sorry.\" \"I didn't mean to scare you.\" \"I know it seems weird.\" \"Me loitering in the shadows...\" \"It's okay.\" \"I had a feeling you'd come around.\" \"Hey, top of the morning.\" \"Hey.\" \"So today's the day, huh?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Interview's not till this afternoon.\" \"Well, your mother's making pancakes.\" \"Come on down.\" \"You know, I already ate, plus I just want to... kind of go over some of this stuff.\" \"At a certain point, cramming becomes counterproductive.\" \"Do something to relax.\" \"I was thinking that myself.\" \"You're going to do great.\" \"Happy birthday.\" \"Look, Kaitlin, I know you think I overreacted or whatever, but, I mean, Johnny's just a lot older than you, and I don't want to see you get hurt.\" \"Oh, please.\" \"Like that's really why you got mad.\" \"What's that supposed to mean?\" \"Hey.\" \"Look at that.\" \"My two little girls-- or should I say, two young women.\" \"Happy birthday, sweetie.\" \"Oh, gross, Mom, you're all sweaty.\" \"Oh, I know, I'm sorry.\" \"I was running.\" \"You know, after years of doing cardio bar and yogilates,\" \"I forgot how good this feels;\" \"I got three honks.\" \"That's great, Mom.\" \"Okay, so tonight?\" \"Not only have I planned an amazing dinner, but Dr. Roberts said that we could have it at his house.\" \"Whoa, Dr. Roberts offered you his house?\" \"Yeah, well, I ran into him yesterday, and I mentioned that it was Kaitlin's birthday, and, voil\u00e0, he couldn't take no for an answer.\" \"He's so generous.\" \"Whoever gets him is a very lucky woman.\" \"You know I don't want a birthday dinner.\" \"What are you talking about?\" \"He even said that we could watch the Sound of Music on his plasma.\" \"Maybe next year.\" \"Oh, honey, I am so sorry that I forgot your birthday.\" \"Ever since Caleb's death, things have been a little crazy.\" \"But we really need this.\" \"As a family.\" \"Please?\" \"Only if I can invite a friend.\" \"No.\" \"I mean, isn't it better if it's just our family and the Roberts'?\" \"Well, it's Kaitlin's birthday, she can have whoever she wants.\" \"Oh, maybe we should invite your old friends from the Equestrian Club.\" \"Sure.\" \"Sounds great.\" \" Bye.\" \" Okay, bye, honey.\" \"Oh, Marissa, I'm going to need you to help me set up.\" \"Please, I need to make this up to Kaitlin.\" \"Fine.\" \"Okay, thanks.\" \"Oh, sorry about the sweat.\" \"I am 16, going on 17...\" \"Knock, knock.\" \"Hi.\" \"Hmm.\" \"You and Marissa.\" \"Looks like the perfect couple.\" \"You know, people used to say that about her and Luke.\" \"Life's weird, huh?\" \"Yeah.\" \"What's up?\" \"I need your advice.\" \"My mom's throwing a party for me tonight.\" \"Of course you're invited.\" \"But do you think that Marissa would mind if I invited Johnny?\" \"No, why would she mind?\" \"Well, she seemed a little weird when she saw us together last night.\" \"But they're just friends, so why would it matter if we're hanging out-- if they're just friends?\" \"Kaitlin, what are you trying to do?\" \"Just make everybody happy, I told you.\" \"Because it seems like you're mad at Marissa, and you're...\" \"I don't know, you're looking for a way to hurt her.\" \"What are you talking about?\" \"Marissa's my sister and I love her.\" \"Then why don't you talk to her instead of trying to stir something up?\" \"You know, I'm sorry that you feel that way.\" \"But Johnny's my friend, and I want him at my party.\" \"It's just that look on her face when she saw us together.\" \"But I don't have to tell you about that, do I?\" \"See you tonight.\" \"Thank you so much for your help, Kiki.\" \"God knows I have my talents, cooking is not one of them.\" \"Well, it was nice of Neil to lend you his house.\" \"Yes, he is a gentleman.\" \"Is he?\" \"Kirsten, please.\" \"We've hardly had a real date.\" \"We haven't even kissed.\" \"But he offered his house for Kaitlin's birthday.\" \"I'd say that's a good sign.\" \"It is a beautiful house.\" \"Although I was thinking you could change out the marble in the entrance hall,\" \" and some of the furniture...\" \" Julie?\" \"Since you haven't kissed yet, you might want to hold off on the redecorating.\" \"Oh, yeah.\" \"Just making conversation.\" \"Should I take this out?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Please.\" \"Great, thank you.\" \"Here you go.\" \"Newport's finest churro.\" \"Thanks, Sandy.\" \"I don't remember the last time I walked this much.\" \"Well, the hospital would service a wide variety of neighborhoods.\" \"I wanted you to get a sense of that.\" \"Mission accomplished.\" \"And I told you how the free clinic might operate?\" \"Twice.\" \"But if you don't mind, I think I need a little break from the hospital.\" \"All right, we're losing him.\" \"Let's do it your way.\" \"Yeah?\" \"You sure?\" \"The truth is, the tour worked more on me than it did on him.\" \"I'm not going to rob this community of something it needs just... just so I can sleep easier.\" \"So come on.\" \"Bill?\" \"It's almost dinner time.\" \"Where would you like to go?\" \"Marissa, you should come in.\" \"The water's great.\" \"Yeah, I'd love to, but I'm helping set up for your party.\" \"And I'm so grateful.\" \"Marissa?\" \"Kaitlin?\" \"Look who's here.\" \"Hi, Dr. Roberts.\" \"Hey, Marissa.\" \"Kaitlin?\" \"Don't you think you should say thank you for Dr. Robert's hospitality?\" \"Oh.\" \"Thank you so much for letting me use your house for my party.\" \"You are so welcome.\" \"Johnny!\" \"You came!\" \"Oh... my little girl is growing up.\" \"And she wants everyone to see it, too.\" \"Mom, this is Johnny.\" \"Of course.\" \"This is Dr. Roberts.\" \"This is his house.\" \"Hey, Johnny.\" \"Nice to meet you.\" \"Hey, Marissa.\" \"Hi.\" \"Oh, look, I got you all wet.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"I'm going to go see if Kirsten needs help.\" \" Seth?\" \" Yes?\" \" Hey, man.\" \" Yes.\" \"Com... geez, man, I'm coming.\" \"Something's blocking the door.\" \"Okay!\" \"Just calm down.\" \"\"I got to get in right now.\"\" \"Coming.\" \"I've got... to do something real...\" \"Yeah, that's perfect.\" \" Seth?\" \" Okay.\" \"God.\" \"Listen, hey, man.\" \"I'm sorry, there was a...\" \"There was a laundry build up right there.\" \"Geez.\" \"It's almost 3:30, isn't your interview at 4:00?\" \"What are you talking about?\" \"Hey, how'd that happen?\" \"Well, are you ready?\" \"Am I ready?\" \"Do me a favor.\" \"Go ahead and feel that.\" \" Feel that puppy right there.\" \" No, dude, no.\" \"Okay, you don't want to touch another man, I get it.\" \"I get it.\" \"You find my slender swimmer's body, um... intimidating.\" \"Something smells.\" \"No, it doesn't.\" \"No, it doesn't, but they say the first sign of, um, a brain tumor, is a phantom smell, so you should lay down.\" \"Hey.\" \"Hey.\" \"You've solved it.\" \"You've figured it out.\" \"That's...\" \"You're a mystery solver.\" \"You're like Encyclopedia Brown.\" \"Remember... when Encyclopedia Brown, he went on down to Texas to solve the mystery of the Great Shootout?\" \"Hey, how about this for a change?\" \"How about in a cage match:\" \"Encyclopedia Brown versus The Great Brain... to the death.\" \"Are you high?\" \"Am I high?\" \"No!\" \"No, come on, man.\" \"I love when you go for the comedy.\" \"But I would not quit your day job beating up, uh, people.\" \"I wouldn't.\" \"I don't know how that got there.\" \"Hello?\" \"Hey, Summer.\" \"Are you at the interview yet?\" \"Um, yeah, I'm about to go in.\" \"Can you stretch yours out a little bit?\" \"Seth's going to be late.\" \"Sure.\" \"What happened?\" \"I just need to bring him down to earth a little.\" \"We'll be there soon as we can, okay?\" \"Okay.\" \"Bye.\" \"Seth?\" \"Hey, man.\" \"Got some coffee for you.\" \"I want you to drink it, okay?\" \"Dude, I am not stoned anymore.\" \"Okay, then, uh, why are you in my shower?\" \"Whoa.\" \"How'd that happen?\" \"Just drink the coffee.\" \"Dude, all right, I'm fine.\" \"The guy's going to think I'm Rupert the Monkey Boy.\" \"How long you been doing this, man?\" \"Oh, God, it's pot.\" \"Aren't you overreacting a little bit?\" \"You were doing it alone and in secret.\" \"It's a little bit different.\" \"Well, this is the first time, I swear.\" \"And this is really just stress about the leaving?\" \"Two years ago this miracle happened to me, okay?\" \"You showed up and Summer started talking to me, and my life changed.\" \"And I'd be leaving that for someplace new.\" \"And it'd just be real easy for things to go back to the way they were, and I just can't do that.\" \"Well, it wasn't a miracle.\" \"You're the one who got up on that coffee cart and told Summer you loved her.\" \"You've changed, you know?\" \"You're going to be fine, wherever you go.\" \"Now tell me you weren't stupid enough to buy the pot down at the pier.\" \"Cause you know half those guys are narcs, right?\" \"No, it was nothing like that.\" \"Uh...\" \"Hey, don't get her in trouble with Marissa, but actually, I got it from Kaitlin.\" \"Thank God.\" \"You guys, do you realize I have been in there for an hour and a half?\" \"What took you so long?\" \"He just needed to calm down.\" \"Why don't you head on in and just meet us at Summer's when you're done?\" \"Oh, okay.\" \"Yeah, no pressure.\" \"But if you mess it up, our future together is ruined.\" \"Hey.\" \"People I know.\" \"Hi.\" \"After Kirsten left, I had no one to talk to.\" \"This is a good turnout though.\" \"Yeah, well, my mom invited Kaitlin's old riding club.\" \"She probably shouldn't have bothered.\" \"Summer.\" \"Oh, excuse me, you guys.\" \"Hey, sweetheart, how'd your interview go?\" \"Everything all right?\" \"Yeah, well, remember when I said I wanted to get to know Kaitlin?\" \"Be careful what you wish for.\" \"In that case, there's something I should tell you about her and Seth.\" \"What are we doing here?\" \"I told you.\" \"Looking for my presents.\" \"Your presents are all downstairs.\" \"Not all of them.\" \"Kaitlin, look, I told you...\" \"That you're 17, and that I'm 14.\" \"But I'm not 14 anymore, remember?\" \"Okay, but look, someone could come in.\" \"We should just...\" \"You want to lock the door?\" \"What are you planning on doing to me?\" \"Very funny.\" \"Or is it that you're afraid that Marissa will come in?\" \"She sees you with her little sister, and then you really don't have a chance.\" \"What are you talking about?\" \"Look, you said that you liked me.\" \"Now we're only two years apart.\" \"So unless there's something else...\" \"I'm not interested in Marissa, all right?\" \"Then prove it.\" \"One birthday kiss.\" \"You know, I think we better get back to the party.\" \"You can't stop me.\" \"I let this go far enough as it is.\" \"Marissa, look, I know you need to talk to her, but...\" \"Come on, it's your sister.\" \"It's still her birthday party.\" \"Hey!\" \"I'm back!\" \"From my interview for Brown, which I went to.\" \"Okay.\" \"You told her, didn't you?\" \"Okay, first of all, don't blame Kaitlin.\" \"Fat chance of that.\" \"Where have you been?\" \"Oh, Johnny gave me my present.\" \"Shh.\" \"So, looks like Lily and Bill are hitting it off.\" \"Yeah, I balked at taking him out to dinner, but\" \"I'm totally cool about turning your apartment into the Playboy Grotto.\" \"Bill, here you go.\" \"Thanks, Sandy.\" \"Dry martini for you, Lily.\" \"I've got to tell you, I'm glad I didn't go home.\" \"So am I.\" \"Well, this may not seem fair, but I think I'm going to have to talk to you a little bit more about the hospital.\" \"Sandy, that won't be necessary.\" \"Excuse me, please.\" \"I'm in.\" \"You're in?\" \"Honestly, I didn't see the difference between the proposals.\" \"You're trying to take care of me.\" \"The least I can do is take care of you.\" \"I mean, that's business, right?\" \"Caleb would have been proud.\" \"A martini... and scotch for the lady.\" \"So what he say?\" \"We got the hospital.\" \" Really?\" \" Really.\" \"Sandy, that's amazing.\" \"Where are you going?\" \"Leaving.\" \"Would you tell Mom?\" \"You're leaving your own birthday party?\" \"I need to talk to my sister.\" \"Listen, Marissa...\" \"Look, I really don't feel like hearing it right now.\" \"What's wrong with you?\" \"Here we go.\" \"Kaitlin, you gave Seth pot.\" \"You stole money from a fraternity.\" \"I don't even know who you are anymore.\" \"Do you want to just spare me the concerned sister bit?\" \"We both know this is about Johnny.\" \"You don't know what you're talking about.\" \"Look, Marissa, anyone can tell that you like him.\" \"You don't think Ryan can?\" \" I love Ryan.\" \" Yeah, you love Ryan.\" \"You guys are soul mates, blah, blah, blah.\" \"It doesn't mean that you don't like Johnny.\" \" I don't.\" \" Really?\" \"Well, then you wouldn't mind that I just made out with him upstairs.\" \"Yeah.\" \"You may not know me, but I do know you.\" \"Hi.\" \"There you are.\" \"You all right?\" \"No.\" \"It's Kaitlin.\" \"Hey, Marissa, honey.\" \"Where's Kaitlin?\" \"It's time for the cake.\" \" She's gone.\" \" What?\" \"What do you mean she's gone?\" \"Of course she's not gone.\" \"I mean, she wouldn't just leave her own party?\" \"Yeah, well, we got into a fight.\" \"You got in a fight at her birthday party?\" \"What about?\" \"I don't want to go into it, okay?\" \"How could you do this to your little sister, Marissa?\" \"Do you even know what's she's been through being away for so long?\" \"This was a very important birthday for her.\" \"For all of us.\" \"Look, Mom, no offense, but I don't think a party is really going to fix this family.\" \"Excuse me?\" \"You know what, I should just go.\" \"Okay, I'm sorry.\" \"Bye, Dr. Roberts.\" \"I'll take you home?\" \"No, I...\" \"I want to walk.\" \"I need the fresh air.\" \"I don't know what to say, Neil.\" \"It's fine, Julie, it's fine.\" \" You know, I just wonder...\" \" Oh, no.\" \"No, I think that you were right to be cautious.\" \"We both have very complex lives, and maybe we should consider all of the implications before going further.\" \"I'm sorry, it's one of my nurses.\" \"They said they'd beep me if I was needed.\" \" I hate to leave you like this.\" \" Oh.\" \"No, it's fine.\" \"I'll just give these kids some cake and send them home.\" \"And...\" \"You're right about the other thing, I completely agree.\" \"So we'll talk.\" \"And you can leave the key on the dish when you leave, all right?\" \"Come in.\" \"Hi, Cohen.\" \"I'm looking to see if Brown has a course in human sexuality.\" \"Because no offense, you are so taking that.\" \" Summer...\" \" Hmm?\" \"Oh, my God, I'm such an airhead.\" \"How did it go?\" \"Please tell me it went okay, please?\" \"It went great.\" \"We totally bonded.\" \"That is amazing.\" \"This means we're going to be together next year.\" \"Come here, let's pick out our schedule.\" \"Okay.\" \"Where's the rest of it?\" \"Oh, I threw away the boring courses.\" \"You know, like history, English, health, science.\" \"That was probably a good idea.\" \"Oh, hey.\" \"When'd you get home?\" \"Just a few minutes ago.\" \"I thought you might be sleeping.\" \"No, I waited up.\" \"How'd it go?\" \"Well, we made our case... and we got it.\" \"Sandy, that's wonderful.\" \"And you did it your way.\" \"Yeah.\" \"When are you coming to bed?\" \"Soon.\" \"Bill Merriam is coming by tomorrow, and I thought I should prep a little.\" \"Well, I'm very proud of you.\""} +{"text": "\"Somebody forgot something in the bathroom.\" \"Lenny, you forgot to flush.\" \"I'm eating my cereal.\" \"Don't you see?\" \"I need to use the restroom.\" \" So flush it.\" \" I'm not a housekeeper, remember?\" \"I'm a home health-care professional.\" \"Not mine.\" \"You're hers.\" \"Go bother her.\" \"I'm eating.\" \"Go take care of your business in the bathroom, Mr. Savage.\" \"You do it.\" \"As you already pointed out, you are not under my jurisdiction.\" \"I'm not paid to take care of your shit.\" \"What the hell are you doing?\" \"Take care of your business in the bathroom, and I'll give you back your Wheat Chex.\" \"Son of a bitch.\" \"Are you cleaning up after yourself, Mr. Savage?\" \"Lenny?\" \"I don't hear a flush, Lenny.\" \"Leonard?\" \"Fasten your seat belts.\" \"It's going to be a bumpy night.\" \"That was Bette Davis as Margo Channing... and this is Wendy Savage as herself.\" \"Leave me a message after the...\" \"Aloha, Wendy.\" \"This is Nancy Lachman, Doris Metzger's daughter, calling from Honolulu.\" \"I'm calling because...\" \"Well, I just got a very disturbing call from Arizona.\" \"There's been some trouble with your dad.\" \"Dear Selection Committee...\" \"If awarded your prestigious fellowship... for artistic creation...\" \"I would use the money... to complete the writing and research... of my new semi-autobiographical play\" \"No, wait.\" \"My new... subversive, semi-autobiographical play... about my childhood, entitled...\" \"Wake Me When It's Over.\" \" Hey, Wen.\" \" Hi, Matt.\" \" How's it going?\" \"Getting anywhere?\" \" Just trying to power through.\" \"Oh, yeah.\" \"Just do what you can.\" \"Don't kill yourself.\" \"Inspired by the work of Jean Genet... the can'toons of Lynda Barry... and the family dramas of Eugene O'Neill...\" \"Wake Me When It's Over tells the story... of a brother and sister who... after being abandoned by their abusive father... are forced to fend for themselves... when their depressive mother goes out on a date... from which she never returns.\" \"Thank you for considering my proposal.\" \"Sincerely yours, Wendy Savage.\" \"Hello.\" \"Hello.\" \"You have two new messages:\" \"Ms. Savage, this is Donna from Dr. Reichmars office.\" \"I'm just calling to let you know... that your Pap smear results came back today and it's normal.\" \"Everything's fine, so there's nothing to worry about.\" \"If you have any questions regarding the test, give me...\" \" Hi.\" \" Hi.\" \" Is this a bad time?\" \"I saw your lights come on.\" \" No.\" \"I'm just...\" \" You know...\" \" Oh, okay, then.\" \" No.\" \"I don't want to disturb you if you're...\" \" No, do, if you can.\" \"Can you?\" \"I got Marley.\" \" Let's move to the bed.\" \" No, I like it here.\" \"Let's do it on the floor.\" \" No, come on, Larry.\" \" I need you to feel how hard my cock is.\" \"I don't want to!\" \"The floor is gross.\" \"You used to like it on the floor.\" \"When you first moved in, remember?\" \"Yeah, well, not anymore.\" \"It's middle-aged and depressing.\" \"It makes me want to cry.\" \" Come here, sweetie.\" \" What's the matter?\" \"Come here, good girl.\" \"There we go.\" \" What?\" \" I've got things going on.\" \" What things?\" \" Just... things.\" \"Larry, things.\" \"It's personal.\" \"I thought this was personal.\" \"Oh, personal... medical.\" \"Okay?\" \"It's cervical.\" \"I had a Pap smear.\" \"Something was irregular.\" \"Then I had to have another Pap smear.\" \"They just called with the results.\" \"And?\" \"And it's... you know, it's not for sure yet, you know... but they might have to go in and take something out... and test it and make sure it's not, you know.\" \"God forbid.\" \" I'm sorry, Wen.\" \" Mmm.\" \"Annie had that.\" \"What?\" \"A cervical thing...\" \"some kind of procedure.\" \"I went with her to the appointment.\" \"She said it was pretty painless.\" \"A little sore afterwards...\" \"I feel...\" \"I don't need to be hearing about your wife's cervix right now.\" \" I'm just trying to be comforting.\" \" Oh, well, it's not.\" \" Oh.\" \" It's upsetting.\" \"Okay.\" \" Sorry.\" \" God!\" \"Come here.\" \"Come on!\" \"See you.\" \"Hello.\" \"Jon, it's me.\" \"Dad is writing on the walls with his shit.\" \" He's what?\" \" He's writing with his shit, Jon-words!\" \"On the bathroom wall, and he's leaving them there, for this guy...\" \"Eduardo, to find, like messages.\" \"Wendy, what-what the fuck are you talking about?\" \" I'm talking about Dad.\" \" Okay.\" \"He is losing his mind, or something.\" \"I got a phone call...\" \"there's something wrong with him.\" \"He's acting out with his shit.\" \"It's all he has left.\" \"And now he's using it to piss this guy off.\" \" Uh, what guy?\" \" Doris's caregiver guy.\" \"Here, here.\" \"Listen.\" \"Aloha, Wendy.\" \"This is Nancy Lachman, Doris Metzger's daug...\" \"There's been some trouble with your dad.\" \"I know you haven't communicated with your father for quite some time.\" \"He's not the same anymore.\" \"He forgets things, and...\" \"I'm sorry to leave this on the machine... but Eduardo found Lenny this morning...\" \" handling his, uh, fecal matter.\" \" Uh, Wendy...\" \"We hired Eduardo to care for our mother, not your father.\" \" Wendy!\" \" What?\" \"Turn it off!\" \" What is your problem?\" \" It's the middle of the night.\" \"I've got to teach in the morning, and I'm on a deadline.\" \"He is writing with his shit, Jon!\" \"Our father!\" \"Do not leave me alone with this!\" \"I'm not leaving you alone.\" \"I'm just hanging up.\" \" We'll talk tomorrow.\" \"Okay?\" \" We don't even know where the man lives anymore.\" \"You want to know where he lives?\" \"Sun City.\" \"Have you ever heard of that?\" \"In the middle of the desert somewhere.\" \"We're gonna have to go out there and find him.\" \"We are not gonna have to go out there and find him.\" \"Wendy, we are not in a Sam Sheppard play.\" \"We're gonna have to do something.\" \"This is a crisis.\" \"Look, I don't think this actually qualifies as a crisis.\" \"It's an alarm, okay?\" \"But it's not a crisis, not yet.\" \" You mean, it's like we're in Orange.\" \" What?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Right, exactly.\" \"But we're in Yellow, okay?\" \"So we should just... be aware... and be cautious.\" \"And when it hits Red, then we're in trouble.\" \"Okay?\" \"Your color, right?\" \"Ms. Metzger?\" \"Ravishing Red?\" \"Uh, right?\" \"See?\" \"Good color, right?\" \"Sexy.\" \"Okay.\" \"Oh, my goodness.\" \"Ms. Metzger?\" \"Andy, it's me, Jon.\" \"Good, good.\" \"I'm, uh, still plugging away on that Brecht book.\" \"Yeah, well, he's a complex man.\" \"And you?\" \"Oh, yeah, I heard Stanford's playing footsie with you.\" \"That's great.\" \"Oh, great.\" \"Look, I need a favor.\" \"Well, it's kind of last minute.\" \"I'm out of town, actually.\" \"Arizona.\" \"Yeah, it's a family thing.\" \"No, nothing serious.\" \"It's my father.\" \"No, he's just, uh...\" \"his girlfriend died.\" \"Yeah.\" \"And, uh, he's getting pretty old himself, I guess, like everybody.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Well, that's what I was gonna ask you.\" \"It's my 9:00 am. on Monday.\" \"\"Oedipal Rage and Beckett,\" of all things.\" \" I have to stop at baggage claim.\" \" Hold on.\" \"Hold on a second.\" \" You checked luggage?\" \"We're only here for a day.\" \" Two days and one night.\" \"Excuse me if I plan on changing my clothes.\" \"Sorry.\" \"Uh, it's my sister.\" \" I gained some weight.\" \" I didn't say anything.\" \"Kasia didn't have you pack a button-down?\" \" What is this, a goddamn fashion show?\" \" No.\" \"It's just, when someone dies, people dress up.\" \"She's moving back to Poland.\" \" What, you and Kasia broke up?\" \" Her visa expired.\" \"S...\" \"So that's it?\" \"Her visa expires, so... so it's over?\" \"Well, it's either that or we get married... and no one's ready for that, okay?\" \"You've been together for over three years.\" \"You're 42 years old...\" \"Wendy, I really don't need romantic advice from my little sister at the moment.\" \"Let's just take care of the situation and stay out of each other's shit, okay?\" \"I'm just trying to talk about it.\" \"Well, we're not in therapy right now.\" \"We're in real life.\" \"Oh, here.\" \"I almost forgot.\" \"Shoot.\" \"We have to sign this.\" \"They didn't have a very big selection.\" \"Is this okay?\" \"\"These words, we hope, may ease your loss.\" \"\"Our prayers are with you, our love, our thoughts.\" \"So this is sent with some\"...\" \"Here.\" \"Don't forget the balloon.\" \"You must be Leonard's kids.\" \"The hospital's just five minutes away.\" \"And don't worry.\" \"It's nothing serious.\" \"He's been feeling kind of faint... and what with the toileting incident and all... the doctor thought a few tests were in order.\" \"Well, I guess...\" \"I guess we should be going then.\" \" We're really sorry about your mom.\" \" Oh, thank you.\" \"Uh, Jon, Wendy...\" \"One more thing before you go.\" \"Please sit.\" \"I just want to say... you know, we love Lenny.\" \"He's been like family to us, but... he's not really our family...\" \"he's yours.\" \"So...\" \"I hope you'll be able to find someplace nice for him.\" \" What do you mean?\" \" She means a place where he can live.\" \" Right.\" \"He lives here.\" \" That's correct.\" \"Your father's been living off the charity of our family for quite some time.\" \" Bill\" \" Why would you say charity, Bill?\" \"Doris asked my father to come live with her as a boyfriend, not a boarder.\" \"They were a couple.\" \"They were together for over 20 years.\" \"You can't just throw the man out on the street.\" \"He has a right to live here.\" \"Legally speaking, it's a common law marriage at this point.\" \"Not exactly.\" \"Not in front of the kids, Bill.\" \"Let's step outside.\" \"So, was Lenny there when this was signed?\" \"Notarized, all legal.\" \"It's called a non-marital agreement.\" \"It's like a prenupt without the nap.\" \"It says that even though they lived together... they have no legal obligation to each other, that everything's separate.\" \"And, basically, Dad has no legal right to any of her property.\" \"Bet you they've already got the place listed.\" \"Did you notice that there wasn't one picture of us anywhere?\" \"Are you surprised?\" \"It's like we don't even exist.\" \"... on your toughest stains.\" \"How about this coffee stain on my blouse?\" \"I'll add some things and make it really messy.\" \"Oxy Clean seeks out stains and works right before your eyes.\" \"Grass and dirt don't stand a chance against new Oxy Clean.\" \"It tackles grass, dirt and grease better than ever.\" \"It gets the stains out.\" \"It's safe on all your laundry, because it's chlorine-free.\" \"Add a scoop to every load and see for yourself.\" \"It's tough on stains, safe on colors.\" \"And Oxy Clean still works great on carpet and upholstery.\" \"Call now, and you'll receive a whopping six pound...\" \" Where the hell have you been?\" \" Hi, Dad.\" \" Hi, Dad.\" \"How are you?\" \" How are you?\" \"They had me hog-tied for two days.\" \"We got here as soon as we could.\" \"We came straight from the airport.\" \"It...\" \"It's Jon and Wendy.\" \"I know who you are.\" \"The late ones.\" \"You're late.\" \"You weren't here, and this is what they do, see?\" \" Dad...\" \" You weren't here, I said!\" \"Nobody!\" \" Jon, go get somebody.\" \" We weren't here 'cause we live on the East Coast.\" \" Remember?\" \" Yeah?\" \"We haven't seen you in a long time.\" \"We're here to help you.\" \"So do something!\" \"You're the doctor!\" \"I'm gonna go get somebody.\" \"He's not that kind of doctor, Dad.\" \"He...\" \"He's a professor.\" \"I thought my boy was a doctor.\" \"Doctor of Philosophy.\" \"PhD.\" \"Teaches college.\" \"Medicine?\" \"No.\" \"Drama.\" \" He teaches theater.\" \" Like Broadway?\" \"No, like... theater of social unrest.\" \"Stuff like that.\" \"He's doing a book on... on Berthold Brecht.\" \"I'll release him only if he promises to be good.\" \"We can't have him get out of bed by himself.\" \"Are you going to be good, Mr. Savage?\" \"Are you going to be good, Dad?\" \"You're not good, they won't let you go.\" \"You can't keep pulling on everything.\" \"This is for your own good.\" \"This is your food.\" \"We don't want him climbing out on his own.\" \" He's unsteady.\" \"He can fall.\" \" We'll keep an eye on him.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Vascular dementia or multi-infarct... usually follow one or more strokes... but I'm not seeing any sign of a stroke here.\" \"But the disinhibition, the aggression, masked facials... with a blank stare that we had talked about earlier, are all fairly good indicators.\" \" Is it like Alzheimer's?\" \" There are a lot of illnesses that can cause dementia.\" \"I'm not prepared to make a diagnosis yet, but I think... his symptoms are much more characteristic of Parkinson's disease.\" \"So, w... what do we have to look forward to?\" \"Well, he's not a young man, so cardiac or respiratory failure may spare him... from the worst of it, but, uh, tremors when the limb is at rest... a shuffling walk, freezing up, unable to initiate movement... more and more loss of motor coordination in general.\" \"Maybe Dad didn't abandon us.\" \"Maybe he just forgot who we were.\" \" I'm gonna give Brian Deener a call.\" \" Who's that?\" \"He's a friend of mine, teaches in the English department.\" \"He just put his mother in a nursing home near campus.\" \"Could we have some more nuts?\" \" Nursing home?\" \" Yeah.\" \"What?\" \" I wasn't thinking about putting him in a nursing home.\" \" What were you thinking?\" \" I don't know, but I wasn't thinking that.\" \" Where else is he gonna live?\" \"I mean, really, what's the alternative?\" \"You want to\" \" You want to change Dad's diapers, wipe his ass?\" \" He doesn't need diapers.\" \" What do you think that catheter was?\" \" He's in the hospital.\" \"But look, even if they did let Dad stay here... he'd still have to have somebody take care of him.\" \"We can't afford that.\" \"You heard the nurse.\" \"Dad falls.\" \"He's disoriented.\" \"He hasn't fallen once since we've been here.\" \"Don't make me out to be the evil brother who's putting away our father against your will.\" \"All right, we're doing this together, right?\" \"Well, there's places.\" \" What places?\" \" Like Aunt Gertie.\" \"That's assisted living.\" \"I'm not sure Dad would get into one of those.\" \"Gertie's pretty independent, remember?\" \"She's also rich.\" \"Okay, so I'm gonna call United... and try to get the first flight out first thing tomorrow... get back and see if I can find a place that'll take him.\" \"What am I gonna do?\" \"You're gonna stay here and hold down the fort until I find something.\" \"By myself?\" \"Wendy, this is not the time to regress.\" \"I just don't know if it's something that I can do... and so I just don't talk.\" \"I don't know how long he'll be gone, you don't know how long you'll be gone.\" \"And that's just not something I think I can deal with... by talking on the phone every couple weeks.\" \"We can talk more about this when I get home.\" \"Tomorrow morning.\" \"I'll make sure to call when I get in.\" \"Okay.\" \"Bye.\" \"Hey, Wendy?\" \"Wen?\" \"...\" \"I'm going.\" \"That should take care of the hotel.\" \"Thanks.\" \" Jon?\" \" Yeah?\" \"You okay?\" \"Yeah, I'm all right.\" \"I'll talk to you later.\" \"Okay.\" \"Walk up, walk back.\" \"Two step touch.\" \"Tap that left for four.\" \"Grapevine left.\" \"Step touch four times!\" \"Now to the Sunday Puzzle from NPR-News.\" \"And the chance to match wits with fellow listeners and puzzle master Will Shorts.\" \" Here it is.\" \" Oh.\" \"Hello.\" \"Hello?\" \"Hello.\" \"Who is it?\" \" Hung up.\" \" Book Expo was the big...\" \"So, not only do you have a formal dining room, if you like to entertain... but you also have an updated kitchen with granite countertops... oak cabinets, brand-new appliances... and they all convey to the new owner.\" \"And look at this dramatic view... of the eighth tee on the Lake West golf course.\" \"How perfect is this?\" \"You're also only a five-minute stroll from...\" \"When you purchase a home in Sun City, you're eligible... recreation centers.\" \"We have eight golf courses...\" \"Sure.\" \"We could try maybe 30 days.\" \"No, they're already pre-approved... so it's not gonna take any time at all.\" \"Okay, I'll see you about 3:00.\" \" Hello.\" \" Hi.\" \"Oh, my God, Jon.\" \"You are not...\" \"You are not gonna believe this.\" \"I just...\" \"I found this stash... of photographs and stuff that Dad's kept all these years.\" \"I can't believe it.\" \"I'm looking at the funniest picture of you right now.\" \" Oh, yeah?\" \" You have braces.\" \"How come you got braces?\" \"I never got braces.\" \"Ever looked at my teeth?\" \"They're still crooked.\" \"Oh, yeah.\" \"How come?\" \"'Cause Dad never paid the bills, and the orthodontist was so pissed off... he pulled them out of my mouth before my teeth were fixed.\" \"So I think I found something.\" \"What?\" \"It's a place with an opening that can take him right away.\" \"What kind of place?\" \"A...\" \"A facility for older people.\" \"In this country, they call 'em nursing homes.\" \"I thought we were gonna try assisted living.\" \"They're not gonna take him at assisted living, Wendy.\" \"Let's just be real.\" \" He's got dementia.\" \" Well, don't lead with that.\" \"Look, if it's any consolation, uh, this place... they don't call it a... a nursing home.\" \" Well, what do they call it?\" \" Uh, rehabilitation center.\" \"It's called the Valley View.\" \"That sounds nice.\" \" Is it?\" \" It's a nursing home, Wendy.\" \" Does it smell?\" \" Yeah, it smells.\" \"They all smell.\" \"Look, this place has an empty bed, they take Medicaid and it's close to my house.\" \"Believe me, once you get inside, these places are all the same.\" \" Hello?\" \" Make sure you have a coat for him when we get there.\" \"He doesn't have any warm clothes.\" \" Hi, Dad.\" \" Hiya.\" \"How ya feelin'?\" \"Not bad.\" \"You don't need these, right?\" \"Not your style.\" \"Look like Grandpa Walton.\" \"Okay, just sign and initial at the X's.\" \"And here are your valuables.\" \"New prescription.\" \"Medication.\" \"Thank you.\" \"And let me give you these.\" \"They don't really like us to give these away, but you might need 'em.\" \"Thanks.\" \"Excuse me.\" \"Sorry.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \" Hi.\" \" Hi.\" \"Okay, Dad.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Excuse me.\" \"Sorry.\" \"Can we have your attention?\" \"To properly fasten your seat belts...\" \" What are you doing?\" \" Bathroom.\" \" What?\" \" Bathroom!\" \" O...\" \"Okay, we need to, um...\" \" Now!\" \"No, we need to wait for the nice attendant to come...\" \"Okay.\" \"Sure.\" \"All right, all right.\" \"I got...\" \"I got it.\" \"All right, all right.\" \"There, there, there.\" \"All right?\" \"All right, wait.\" \"Wait for me, wait for me, wait for me.\" \"All right.\" \"I'm right here.\" \"Okay?\" \"Okay.\" \"All right.\" \"What...\" \"What is it, Dad?\" \" What are these?\" \" They're Dad's.\" \"I couldn't get 'em back on his feet.\" \"They swelled up.\" \"I need ten bucks.\" \" Where is he?\" \" Inside.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Pop the trunk.\" \" Did you remember the coat?\" \" Yeah.\" \"I can't, uh, leave the car unattended.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"... the diplomats were referring to intelligence reports... that North Korea had loaded booster rockets onto a launch pad... and moved fuel tanks to the test site... in preparation for a possible launch as early as tomorrow.\" \"We don't usually admit but I understand you came a long way.\" \"Isn't that right, Mr. Savage?\" \" What'd you say?\" \" You came a long way.\" \"Not too bad.\" \"How about Bingo?\" \"You like Bingo, Mr. Savage?\" \"Every Tuesday and Thursday night.\" \"Don't like it.\" \"That's Winston.\" \"We call him The Mayor.\" \"All right.\" \"Here we are.\" \"Have the bathroom and closet there.\" \"You will share that with Mr. Sperry.\" \"These are just the bare essentials, of course.\" \"But once you move in, you can fix it up any way you like.\" \"Mr. Sperry, you want to meet your new neighbor, Mr. Savage?\" \"Hi.\" \"Hi.\" \"All right.\" \"Well, I'll leave you alone to, uh, look around and get yourselves together.\" \"Gonna need you to sign some papers.\" \" I'll send somebody in to get him ready for bed.\" \" Okay.\" \"Good evening, sir.\" \"I'm Jimmy.\" \"You ready for a good night's sleep?\" \"Hmm?\" \"Give me arms up in the air.\" \"Up.\" \"Come on.\" \"Like you're under arrest.\" \"Good man.\" \"You ever done time, Mr. Savage?\" \"It's a good idea not to make too big of a thing when you leave for the first time.\" \"Just go real casual.\" \"No big good-byes.\" \"We don't wanna get him agitated before he's had time to settle in to his new home.\" \" All right.\" \" Thank you.\" \"Don't worry.\" \"We'll take good care of him.\" \" Is everything okay, Dad?\" \" Not bad.\" \"All right then.\" \"See ya tomorrow.\" \"Good night, Dad.\" \"Hey.\" \"Don't forget to tip the girl on the way out.\" \"All right.\" \"What's the matter?\" \"He didn't... he didn't even know where we were taking him.\" \"He still doesn't know.\" \"He doesn't know where he is, Wendy.\" \"We are horrible, horrible, horrible people.\" \"We are horrible!\" \"Horrible!\" \"Just horrible.\" \"Horrible.\" \"Looks like the Unabomber lives here.\" \"Yeah, well, I've been doing a lot of research for the book.\" \"The couch is actually pretty comfortable.\" \"Great.\" \"Where is it?\" \"Those go over here... actually.\" \"It doesn't look like it, I know... but there's actually a system to all this.\" \"Okay.\" \"Jon?\" \"What's Zocor?\" \"Is it for depression?\" \" It's for cholesterol.\" \" You have high cholesterol?\" \"Yes!\" \"Is this all your nursing home research?\" \"Most of these aren't even open.\" \"Hill Haven.\" \"This looks nice.\" \"It's in Vermont.\" \"I really wish you hadn't brought that down.\" \" Jon.\" \" What?\" \" What is it?\" \" Theatre of the Absurd.\" \"You gonna stop?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Sorry.\" \"Sorry.\" \"We're doing the right thing, Wen.\" \"We're taking better care of the old man than he ever did of us.\" \"I know.\" \"Good night.\" \"We know this is one of the toughest decisions of your life.\" \"What to do when the parent who took care of you... can no longer take care of themselves?\" \"That's why here, at Greenhill Manor... we are committed to providing the highest quality of care... for your loved ones.\" \"Our board-certified physicians are dedicated... to maximizing both the physical... and emotional well-being of your elder.\" \"Come celebrate 100 years of award-winning care.\" \"And exhale.\" \"And breathe it up.\" \"And breathe up wonderful, good energy.\" \"Fill yourself with it.\" \"And let go of everything you don't need.\" \"Good.\" \"Reaching for the person in front of you, stretch... forward.\" \"Well, his Medicaid seems to be squared away.\" \"And as far... as the advance directive...\" \"Hey, I take that.\" \"On your pen, for anxiety.\" \"Not all the time.\" \"Just when I need it.\" \"Here's the, uh, health care proxy we talked about... and the living will material.\" \"We'll need these signed by both you and your father.\" \"The only thing missing here is the paperwork regarding... the funeral arrangements.\" \"We'll need to know your father's burial or cremation plans.\" \"See, if you switch this little thing here... you can change the volume... and turn it off.\" \" Okay?\" \" Mm-hmm.\" \"There you go.\" \"H...\" \"He's got it.\" \"He's got it.\" \"How's that?\" \" Good level?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Dad, we need to talk about a couple things.\" \" But we... we don't want you to take it in the wrong way.\" \" Okay.\" \"Yeah, it's just, uh...\" \"it's a couple questions... that'll make everything easier in the long run.\" \" Okay?\" \" Mm-hmm.\" \"Okay.\" \"In the event...\" \"In the event that something should happen...\" \"How\" \" Dad\" \" How do you want us to, um...\" \"Dad, what if you were in a coma?\" \"Jon.\" \"Would you... would you... would you want a breathing machine to keep you alive?\" \"What kind of question's that?\" \"It's a question we should know, in case.\" \"In case what?\" \"In case something happens.\" \"Nothing's gonna happen.\" \"Right now.\" \"Nothing new.\" \"Right, it's... it's just procedure.\" \"It's something they want for their records.\" \" Who?\" \" The people who run the place.\" \"The Valley View.\" \"What the hell kind of hotel is it?\" \"Dad, it's not a hotel, it's a nursing home.\" \"Unplug me.\" \"What?\" \"Pull the plug!\" \"Okay, Dad.\" \"So now, um, once we unplug you...\" \" I'm dead.\" \" Right.\" \" And then, we...\" \" What?\" \"What do we do with you?\" \"Bury me!\" \"What are you, a bunch of idiots?\" \"You bury me!\" \"Christ.\" \" Oh, Jesus!\" \" Sorry to scare you.\" \"You just gave your sister heart attack.\" \"She didn't expect to find Polish woman in her brother's home.\" \" I told you.\" \" No, you didn't.\" \" Yes, I did.\" \" No, you didn't.\" \" Yes, I did.\" \" No, you didn't.\" \" I'm taking Kas to the airport in the morning.\" \" Early flight, right?\" \"We have to leave at 6:30 at latest.\" \"Okay.\" \"It's back to Krak\u00f3w for Kasia.\" \"Yeah, Jon told me.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"Your brother won't marry me... but when I cook him eggs, he cries.\" \"I should take cab to airport like self-respecting feminist woman... but here I am.\" \"See you in morning.\" \" How'd it go at the airport?\" \" It was fine.\" \"Good.\" \" Was it emotional?\" \" No, not really.\" \"She loves you.\" \"Yeah, well, there are practical considerations... that love has nothing to do with.\" \" Oh, yeah?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Like what?\" \"Do you have any idea how many Comp Lit critical theory PhDs there are... running around this country looking for work?\" \"Even if Kasia and I did get married and she stayed... she could end up teaching at some university... that's farther away from here than Poland.\" \"And then we wouldn't be together either.\" \"See what I'm saying?\" \"You're an idiot.\" \"Can we just play the game?\" \" I got us an interview.\" \" For what?\" \"For a really nice alternative to the Valley View.\" \" But we just got him in there.\" \" Just hold your judgments until you see it.\" \"It's very beautiful.\" \"It's called Green Hill Manor.\" \"Sounds like an insane asylum.\" \"Are you okay?\" \" No, I'm not okay.\" \" Are you having a heart attack?\" \"No, I'm not having a heart attack!\" \"Wendy, fuck!\" \" How much do I fill it up?\" \" 18 pounds.\" \"What do I do with it?\" \"Just hook it to this.\" \"Okay, further down.\" \" What, am I gonna pull it?\" \" No, that's it, that's it, that's it... good.\" \"What, it's not funny.\" \"It's not.\" \" Really, it's not.\" \" What\" \"It's not funny.\" \" What's it supposed to do?\" \" It relieves the pressure.\" \"I'm supposed to stay like this for 30 minutes.\" \" Oh.\" \" And...\" \"All right, Wendy.\" \"Go get my mail.\" \"Just go get my mail.\" \"Stop staring.\" \"This is for you.\" \"Larry Mendelssohn.\" \"Who's Larry Mendelssohn?\" \"A friend of mine, forwarding me my mail.\" \"Is it the married guy?\" \"I'm starving.\" \"Want something to eat?\" \"I thought you were going to stop seeing that creep.\" \" How about tuna melts?\" \" Whatever.\" \" Here you go.\" \" Thanks.\" \"Look, I need you to spend Thanksgiving with Dad.\" \"We're not doing it together?\" \"It's the only time I can get away for research.\" \" Well, I have things to do, too.\" \" Like what?\" \"Like my life, for instance, in New York City.\" \"Maybe it's time to stop being so self-involved... and think about someone else's life for a change.\" \"Yeah, like you, who can't put his book aside for a minute while Dad dies.\" \"I've got to get this thing finished, Wendy.\" \"My editor thinks it's a good time for it.\" \"Everyone's really itching for a book about Berthold Brecht this holiday season.\" \"Wendy, I'm working.\" \"I'm working.\" \"I know you are.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"I'm sorry, I'm sorry.\" \"It's just\" \"It's just I got a lot riding on this book.\" \"And-And your life's much more portable than mine.\" \"What is that supposed to mean?\" \"What, like-like a toilet?\" \"What, like a porta-potty?\" \"No, it's just, you know, you don't have a job, I do.\" \"I have obligations.\" \"You're\" \" You're freelance.\" \"Couldn't you just hook up with a temp agency around here?\" \"Actually, Jon...\" \"I'm being funded right now, to work on my plays.\" \"And that-that might seem a little self-involved to you... but I also have obligations to a prestigious foundation... that has put a lot of faith in me... and, frankly, has given me a hell of a lot more support than he ever has.\" \"You got it?\" \"What?\" \"The Guggenheim?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Really?\" \"Yeah, really.\" \" Why do you sound so surprised?\" \" I'm not.\" \"I'm just...\" \"It's just a really hard thing to get is all.\" \" I applied for it a half dozen times.\" \" I never got one.\" \"Well, I did.\" \"Why is that so hard for you to believe?\" \" No,\" \" I believe it.\" \"I just can't believe you've been keeping it a secret.\" \" I just found out.\" \" Just now?\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"It's... amazing.\" \"That's really great, Wen.\" \"I, huh...\" \"I'm really proud of you.\" \"You are?\" \"Yeah, it's amazing.\" \"It's major.\" \"It's, um...\" \"I mean, maybe this is your...\" \"your time, you know.\" \"Your year.\" \"Look, how about we both work here and ride out the holidays together... and get lots of writing done, and, you know, we... it'll be fun.\" \"We'll inspire each other.\" \"Uh, our own little writers' colony.\" \"I'm really proud of you, Wen.\" \"You stole painkillers from a dead woman?\" \" Mmm.\" \" Do they work?\" \"Salud.\" \"Bye.\" \" You're in my apartment?\" \" I'm on your bed with Marley.\" \"She's got one of your T-shirts.\" \"It smells like you, like, uh, lavender and sweat.\" \"Genghis is here, too.\" \"I'm totally getting a hard-on.\" \" Will you please...\" \" Sorry.\" \" How's Genghis?\" \" She's good.\" \"You want to hear her?\" \" Yeah.\" \" Come here, honey.\" \"Here you go.\" \"Hello, bunny.\" \"Oh, beast.\" \"She misses you.\" \"You giving her, her medication?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Did you water my plant?\" \"Yeah, it's doing good.\" \" When are you coming back?\" \" After the holidays.\" \" Thank you for sending me my mail.\" \" Oh, no problem.\" \" Uh, Wen?\" \" Yeah?\" \"I'm gonna be leaving town next week for a week.\" \" I won't be able to take care of Genghis.\" \" Where're you going?\" \"Uh, Toronto, to visit Annie's family.\" \"It's her parents' 50th anniversary.\" \"Wendy?\" \"...\" \"Wendy?\" \"Did you lose your hard-on?\" \"Wendy, come on.\" \"How about I drive up and bring Genghis?\" \"We could spend the afternoon together.\" \"It'll be fun.\" \"I know it's not much of an offer, but... you know my situation.\" \"Okay, now if we could all take a look... at the second page of the blue handout... you'll see a section called \"Creating Special Moments\".\" \"If you're ever at a loss for what to do with your elder on visiting days... this list can come in very handy.\" \"Hello?\" \"Are you here for the support group?\" \"You have a family member with dementia?\" \"Okay, well, you're in the right place.\" \"Just grab a couple packets and welcome.\" \"And there's room up front.\" \"We won't hurt you.\" \"You've probably been hurt enough already.\" \"We're talking about activities you can share with your confused elder on visiting day.\" \"I culled that list from a terrific book.\" \"You laugh, but I love this series.\" \"When my mother was diagnosed with Parkinson's, this was my bible.\" \"ask your elder about the old days. \"\" \"Okay, now I know that sounds pretty obvious... but when you're dealing with dementia, you have to work extra hard at this.\" \"You can't just sit on the side of the bed, asking questions.\" \"Bring things in to stimulate their memory.\" \"Old movies are a terrific so...\" \"Excuse me!\" \"Uh, we... we haven't served the refreshments yet.\" \"Uh, photographs, that seems obvious.\" \"Uh, movies from the- from their era, again, can also be very powerful.\" \"Is that your neighborhood, Dad?\" \"They got that right.\" \"There she is.\" \" Who?\" \" You see her?\" \"She's cooking my dinner for me.\" \" That bastard.\" \" That's the father, Dad.\" \" Hey, you son of a bitch!\" \" Shut up.\" \"Will you shut up?\" \"You shut yourself up!\" \"It's my night!\" \" He'd always smack me around\" \" Dad, it's okay.\" \"Sit down.\" \"You're in the way of the program.\" \"Sit down.\" \" Go to hell, you goddamn old vegetable.\" \" You're an animal.\" \" Drop dead!\" \" Sit down.\" \"Dad, it's okay.\" \"It's okay.\" \"Just sit down.\" \"This is supposed to remind him of the olden days.\" \"Look behind you.\" \" Why are they still showing this?\" \" This is their entertainment.\" \"You can't judge it by today's standards.\" \"You have to look at it in a historical context.\" \"I just thought Dad would like an old movie.\" \"Bye.\" \"Thanks.\" \"Thank you so much.\" \"Thanks.\" \"Thank God we have that interview tomorrow.\" \"Let's just take the stairs.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Thanks.\" \"They're gonna ask you a bunch of questions... and you're really gonna have to concentrate, Dad.\" \" It's important.\" \" Okay.\" \" What's that?\" \" Gingko biloba... boosts brain function.\" \"Want some?\" \"Dad, open your mouth.\" \"It's like a pharmacy in there.\" \"What are those?\" \"Antidepressants.\" \"You should try some.\" \" I'm not depressed.\" \" Please.\" \"You must be the Savages.\" \" Hi.\" \"Jon.\" \" Roz.\" \"How do you do?\" \" Wendy.\" \"Hello.\" \" Nice to meet you.\" \" Our father.\" \" Nice to meet you.\" \"I'm Roz Landis.\" \"My name is Leonard Michael Joseph Savage.\" \"Okay.\" \"Lenny, can you tell me what season we're in?\" \"Cold.\" \"And the season is?\" \"Winter.\" \"What do you think?\" \"And what is the date today?\" \"November.\" \"I don't remember the day.\" \"Okay.\" \"Can you tell me where we are?\" \"What city we're in?\" \"Put down \"East Coast\".\" \"Boston.\" \" Boston, Mass.\" \" You can't help him, Ms. Savage.\" \" He has to be able to answer the questions himself.\" \" He knows where he is.\" \" Wendy.\" \" What?\" \" She's conducting a test.\" \" I know.\" \"I'm not an idiot.\" \"Let her ask the goddamn questions!\" \"What'd you say to them?\" \"I said he was pretty good except he goes in and out every once in a while.\" \"\"In and out\"?\" \"Wendy, the mars got dementia.\" \"I know, but they only had beds for people who are more independent.\" \"I thought if we could just get him in there...\" \"Why are you wasting our time on fantasies?\" \"She said she would put him on one of the waiting lists.\" \"I mean, J...\" \"Jesus, I'm just doing it for Dad.\" \"Dad's not the one that has a problem with the Valley View.\" \"I'm just trying to improve the situation.\" \"Is that a crime?\" \"There's nothing wrong with Dad's situation.\" \"Dad's situation is fine.\" \"He's never gonna adjust to it if we keep yanking him out.\" \"And actually, this upward mobility fixation of yours... it's counterproductive and, frankly, pretty selfish.\" \" Selfish?\" \" Because it's not about Dad, it's about you and your guilt.\" \"That's what these places prey upon.\" \"I happen to think it's nicer here.\" \"Of course you do, because you are the consumer they want to target.\" \"You are the guilty demographic.\" \"The landscaping, the neighborhoods of care...\" \"They're not for the residents, they're for the relatives... people like you and me who don't want to admit to what's really going on here.\" \" Which is what, Jon?\" \" People are dying, Wendy!\" \"Right inside that beautiful building right now, it's a fucking horror show!\" \"A...\" \"And all this wellness propaganda and the landscaping...\" \"It's just there to obscure the miserable fact that people die!\" \"And death is gaseous and gruesome... and it's filled with shit and piss and rotten stink!\" \"Come on, Nana.\" \"There.\" \"What do you think?\" \"What's it do?\" \" Nothing.\" \"It's just something nice to look at.\" \" Oh.\" \" Hey, how you doing, Mr. Savage?\" \" Hi, Jimmy.\" \"That's not Jimmy, Dad.\" \"What the hell are you talking about?\" \" I'm sorry.\" \"He's... he gets a little...\" \" It's okay.\" \"It's Howard, Mr. Savage.\" \"I'm here to put you to bed.\" \"Thursday is Jimmy's night off.\" \"Well, then...\" \"I better get going, so, good night, Dad.\" \"Good night.\" \"Good night, Mr. Sperry.\" \" Leave it on.\" \" Are you sure?\" \" Worth keep you up?\" \" Yes, I'm sure.\" \"Here you go.\" \"Good night, Mr. Savage.\" \"Good night.\" \"Hey, Wen!\" \" Hi.\" \" Hi.\" \"Hi, baby.\" \"Hello.\" \"Where's the beast?\" \" Here.\" \" Oh, hello, beast.\" \"Hello!\" \" Did you remember her papers?\" \" Yeah.\" \" Thanks.\" \" Yeah.\" \" How's Marley?\" \" She, you know... she's hanging in there.\" \"Her hind legs are really bothering her... but I found this great vet over at the animal hospital... that place on the East Side.\" \"They have her in physical therapy.\" \"Do you believe it?\" \"She's hanging out twice a week in the whirlpool.\" \"Get in.\" \"Come on.\" \"We'll take a ride.\" \"I've never been to Buffalo.\" \"Let's have some fun!\" \"I've missed you!\" \"Jon?\" \"Jon!\" \" What?\" \" I'm gonna go out for a minute.\" \" Okay.\" \" Um, this is my friend Larry.\" \" This is Jon.\" \" Hi, Jon.\" \" Hi, Larry.\" \" Wendy's told me a lot about you.\" \"I loved your essay on Mother Courage, by the way.\" \"Wendy showed it to me.\" \"I did a production of it.\" \"It was a huge help.\" \"Okay.\" \" He seems really nice.\" \" Yeah.\" \"Is that my ficus?\" \"Come on, come on, come on.\" \"Yeah!\" \"Yeah, good dog, good d...\" \"Come on.\" \"Go get it.\" \" Oh.\" \"Oh.\" \" God!\" \"Sorry.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"Come on.\" \"What?\" \" I don't know.\" \" What?\" \"I don't know.\" \"You killed my plant.\" \" No, I didn't.\" \" Well, it's not thriving.\" \" It was thriving when I left.\" \" I'm sorry.\" \"It's not the plant.\" \"The plant is symbolic.\" \" Of what?\" \" What do you think?\" \" I know this isn't perfect.\" \" It's not perfect?\" \"I mean, come on, Larry.\" \"I mean, for Christ's sake, I have an MFA.\" \"I mean, look at this.\" \"We're in a motel room in Buffalo.\" \" I mean, it's embarrassing.\" \"It's a clich\u00e9!\" \" Shh.\" \" What clich\u00e9?\" \" The midlife crisis clich\u00e9.\" \" Whose?\" \" Yours!\" \"You are married.\" \"You are cheating.\" \"You are sleeping with a younger woman.\" \"Uh, Wendy...\" \"You're-You're not exactly a younger woman.\" \" What's that supposed to mean?\" \" You're 39.\" \" You're 52.\" \" So?\" \" That makes you older.\" \" Yeah, technically.\" \"But this is not exactly the paradigm... of a prototypical winter-spring romance.\" \"Annie's 46.\" \"I mean, you're not my little student.\" \"It's not like we got The Blue Angel going on here.\" \" You know, the professor character in The Blue Angel?\" \" Yeah, Larry, I know the film.\" \"Well, yeah, so the poor slob has an affair with his student... and his life is destroyed by it.\" \" Von Stroheim.\" \" Von Sternberg.\" \" Whatever.\" \" Von Sternberg.\" \" You know what I mean.\" \"Marlene Dietrich.\" \" It's\" \"She was a nightclub singer.\" \"She was not a student.\" \"But there... there is... there's a Francine Prose novel by the same name... about a professor-student relationship.\" \" Why do you do this?\" \" What?\" \"You do this all the time, and on top of that, you insult me by telling me that I'm the one... that's having a midlife crisis here, when you're the one having an affair with a married guy... instead of seeking real intimacy... with someone who is available for real commitment.\" \"And you know, it's all about your father.\" \"Oh, hey!\" \"Hey.\" \"I'm just trying to have a healthy, normal sex life here.\" \"Look, I'm not betraying anyone.\" \"Only yourself.\" \" What?\" \" Nothing.\" \"Wait.\" \"Wendy.\" \"Wendy.\" \"You don't have...\" \"Oh, for...\" \"Don't do this.\" \"Come on, Wen, don't...\" \"Hey, do you want me to help?\" \"Oh.\" \"Are you okay?\" \"Look, I'll call you.\" \"You double-crosser!\" \"You Judas!\" \"Harry!\" \"Harry, go back!\" \"Turn me in.\" \"Cut my throat for a thousand quid\" \"Go, back, Harry I'll get help\" \"Oh, Harry\" \"All right, go to Kristo.\" \"There you are, Kristol\" \"Give her the blood money she cut my throat for.\" \"Can we please not use this horrible light?\" \"It's depressing.\" \"I bought you this one, Dad.\" \"Remember?\" \"See how nice this is?\" \"Wendy?\" \"What's... what's going on with that?\" \"It's not gonna affect you in any way.\" \"They said it was fine for her to stay here as long as I could prove she's had all her shots.\" \"I still don't think it's a good idea.\" \"Well, they like animals here, Jon.\" \"Apparently, it's good for the residents' well-being.\" \"They reduce stress, so if you just fucking calm down about it.\" \"Hey, hey, hey!\" \"Dad?\" \"I want to introduce you to someone.\" \" I don't see anything.\" \" Well, here, let me prop you up.\" \" Where's your pillow?\" \" What?\" \" Where's Dad's pillow?\" \" All right, what pillow?\" \"The big red one, the one I bought him.\" \"The one from Urban Outfitters.\" \"You saw it!\" \"Jesus, Jon!\" \" Excuse me.\" \" Hold on a second.\" \"Yeah.\" \"My father has a big red pillow that I bought for him... and it's missing from his room.\" \"I just started my shift.\" \"Try Simone in the lounge.\" \" Are you Simone?\" \" I am.\" \"I'm Lenny Savage's daughter in B-26.\" \"He has a big red pillow I bought him.\" \"It's missing.\" \" Did he have his name on it?\" \" And his room number.\" \"What's it look like?\" \"Big... red... pillow.\" \"Excuse me.\" \"Ma'am?\" \"That belongs to my father.\" \"The pillow.\" \"It doesn't belong to you, it belongs to my father.\" \"Huh?\" \"I'm so sorry.\" \"It doesn't belong to you.\" \"No!\" \"You all right?\" \"Here you go, Dad.\" \"Dad, I thought you might like this to help prop you up.\" \"Lean forward.\" \"There.\" \"Dad!\" \" Ah, Wendy, forget it.\" \" I don't want it.\" \"Are you sure?\" \"It'll make you more comfortable.\" \"Come on.\" \"Here we go.\" \"I don't want it!\" \"Can't you hear?\" \"What the hell does she think I'm paying her for?\" \"To bother me?\" \"Wendy, he doesn't know what he's talking about.\" \"You want one?\" \"Thanks.\" \"Thank you.\" \"So what's in the box?\" \"A cat.\" \"Taking it out for a walk?\" \"Your cat is cold.\" \"Come over here.\" \"I'll turn the heat on.\" \"How's he doing?\" \"My friend in B-26.\" \"Oh, he's good.\" \"I mean he's not good, but he's... he's okay.\" \"He's fine.\" \"He likes Tater Tots.\" \"It's the only thing he touches sometimes.\" \"I give him extras when I can.\" \"Double servings.\" \"You married?\" \"No.\" \"But my boyfriend is.\" \"Does your mother know you're doing that?\" \"She's not really in the picture.\" \"She dead?\" \"That's why she never comes around, eh?\" \"No.\" \"Just kind of obsolete in the parenting department.\" \" She just wasn't very good at it.\" \" Hmm.\" \"Neither was my father, actually.\" \"So that's why a pretty woman doesn't have a husband or a family of her own.\" \"What do you do when you're not here?\" \"I'm a, um... a theater person.\" \"I temp for money, but it's not my main thing.\" \"I write plays.\" \"Like Shakespeare?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Well, not as good.\" \" What are your plays about?\" \" What, my plays?\" \" Can I read one?\" \" Are you kidding?\" \" No, no.\" \" You actually want to read one of my plays?\" \"What's so strange about that?\" \"No, it's just that, you know, in my world... people don't usually want to read somebody's... unproduced play.\" \"Your father's doing okay, by the way.\" \"He's got some time left.\" \" How do you know?\" \" His toes.\" \"They haven't started to curl under yet.\" \"The toes, they always curl under a few days before.\" \"What, is that some kind of Jamaican folklore thing or something?\" \"I learned it from being here.\" \"We all talk about it.\" \"It's always the same.\" \" The toes curl?\" \" Hmm.\" \"Like the witch in The Wizard of Oz.\" \"A couple of days before they go.\" \"Why, do you think?\" \"They say it's the air leaving the body.\" \"I'm from Nigeria, by the way.\" \"Wendy.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Jon, it's locked.\" \"Come on.\" \"Open it.\" \"They published the list in the paper, and your name wasn't on it.\" \"What?\" \"The Guggenheim Foundation took out an ad in the New York Times... announcing their fellows for the year, and your name wasn't on it.\" \" That's weird.\" \" Yeah.\" \"Must have been an oversight.\" \"Can you... can you let me in?\" \"I'm freezing.\" \" It... it wasn't.\" \" What?\" \"An oversight.\" \"How do you know?\" \"Because I called the Guggenheim Foundation.\" \"Let me in the car.\" \" Hi, Dad.\" \" Hi.\" \"I called them to find out why your name wasn't on the list.\" \" Why would you do that?\" \" 'Cause I was looking out for you.\" \"You were policing me.\" \"You're sick.\" \"That's sick, Jon.\" \"No.\" \"You're sick.\" \"You're the sick one, Wendy.\" \"A friend of mine does some consulting for the Guggenheim Foundation.\" \"He looked your name up in the computer.\" \"You've been rejected eight times.\" \"So?\" \"How many times have you been rejected?\" \"Fuck!\" \"That's not the point.\" \" Six.\" \" Hmm, no, no.\" \"The point is you don't think I have any talent.\" \"The point is you called them because you just couldn't believe... that your little sister might just get one!\" \" Uh, that's not true.\" \" Yeah, yeah, it is true.\" \"You're just like him.\" \"He never thought I could do anything either.\" \" Why are you comparing me to Dad?\" \" Comparing you to\" \" What is the point?\" \" No!\" \"You don't think I have talent.\" \"You just don't think I can do anything.\" \"You obviously don't think you can do anything either... because you have to fucking lie about it\" \" Are you out of your mind?\" \" I'm out of my mind?\" \" Where'd you get the money from, Wen?\" \" I got a grant.\" \" Just cut the crap, Wendy.\" \" I got a grant, Jon!\" \"I did.\" \"Okay, fine, I didn't win a Guggenheim.\" \"Big fucking deal.\" \"It was a different kind of grant.\" \" What kind?\" \" What?\" \"You got a different kind of grant.\" \"What'd you get?\" \"FEMA.\" \"What?\" \"I never heard of that.\" \"FEMA.\" \"FEMA?\" \"You mean FEMA, Federal Emergency Management?\" \"You took money from FEMA?\" \"I was granted the money.\" \"What was the federal emergency?\" \"9/11.\" \"What does that have to do with you?\" \"I worked downtown.\" \"I was affected.\" \"Everyone was affected.\" \"The whole world was affected.\" \"That doesn't mean they're going around taking money from people who really need it.\" \"There was no work for months.\" \"All the temps... all the temps applied.\" \"I was not the first one to-...\" \"Look, I...\" \"I'm trying to get my life together.\" \" By stealing money from the federal government?\" \" I did not steal it!\" \"There's a thing where you can apply... if you lost 25% of your salary or something like that!\" \"I don't remember the details.\" \"You call FEMA, you ask them.\" \" I'm not.\" \" Look, they care about me more than you do.\" \"I'm not calling FEMA.\" \"Okay?\" \" I'm sorry.\" \" Ha, ha.\" \"Hello.\" \"Yes.\" \"No, it's okay.\" \"What... what's wrong?\" \"Is he all right?\" \"What?\" \"Okay.\" \"Okay, uh, I understand.\" \"We'll, uh... we'll be right over.\" \"Thank you.\" \" Is he okay?\" \" It's... it's not Dad.\" \"It's Genghis.\" \"She got in a fight with that other cat.\" \"They want us to get her out of there now.\" \"I told you that cat was a bad idea.\" \"Genghis.\" \" Hi.\" \" Hi.\" \" What happened?\" \" I don't know.\" \"They were getting along fine before.\" \"She's under here.\" \"She won't come out.\" \"Genghis.\" \"Sometimes, if you just ignore her, she comes.\" \" Yeah?\" \" Yeah.\" \"I read your play.\" \" Oh, yeah?\" \" Mm-hmm.\" \"I liked it.\" \" No way.\" \"Really?\" \" Yeah.\" \"You didn't think it was a bunch of middle-class whining?\" \"No.\" \"I was scared you'd think I was some spoiled American... who's complaining about her difficult childhood.\" \"No, not at all.\" \"I thought it was sad.\" \" I should probably go back to work.\" \" Okay, I'm...\" \"I am sorry.\" \" No, no, no.\" \" I'm sorry.\" \" No, no, no, no, no.\" \" I am so gross.\" \"No, you... you're great.\" \" I'm...\" \"I am gross.\" \" No, no.\" \"No, you're great.\" \"It's just...\" \"I'm in love with my girlfriend.\" \"I...\" \"I know it sounds like corn, but, really, I...\" \"No.\" \"It's not corny.\" \"Look who it is.\" \"Genghis.\" \"Pop the trunk.\" \"Here, there's emotion, an interest in what people are feeling.\" \"Whereas Brecht wants people to think.\" \"In dramatic theater, you have suggestion... but Brecht wants an argument.\" \"Excuse me one minute.\" \"Hello?\" \"Yes, it is.\" \"Okay, thank you.\" \"Mr. Savage?\" \"Um, what's the difference between plot and narrative?\" \"Sorry.\" \"You wrote it on the board.\" \"Jon.\" \"Jon.\" \"Yeah?\" \"That's it?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Excuse me.\" \" Hi.\" \" Hi.\" \"These are for you.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Yeah, they don't have a smell.\" \"They're from the deli.\" \"I never understand why that is with flowers from there.\" \"Guess you have to go to a real florist and pay extra if you want the nice smell.\" \"Can I come in for a minute?\" \"Where's Marley?\" \"She's not... uh...\" \"I wasn't gonna get into this.\" \"Must seem ridiculous compared to what you've been going through.\" \"You had a human being die on you.\" \"She's dead?\" \"We're gonna do it tomorrow.\" \"Her hips- she can't get around anymore.\" \"She can't get up on the bed.\" \"She's so depressed.\" \"There's a surgery, but the vet says... there are no guarantees and the rehabilitators brutal.\" \"She's old, Wen.\" \"She's in pain.\" \"I'm sorry about your dad.\" \"If you ever want to re-indulge in unhealthy, compromising behavior... you know who to call, right?\" \"Larry?\" \"Can I ask you a question?\" \"Not about us.\" \"Go left.\" \"Good, do it one more time.\" \"No, he doesn't know what's happening.\" \"Let's do it again.\" \"So walk away and then pace around a little.\" \"And, Max, watch TV.\" \"What did I tell you about doing your chores before... watching TV, huh?\" \"Stop and turn around like it's over.\" \"Should I react once he goes up?\" \"Do you think it's too much?\" \"No, it's, uh... it's, um... the, uh... the naturalism with the... the magic realism together, it-it's effective.\" \"Are you crying?\" \"Thanks for coming.\" \"Thanks for inviting me.\" \"I'll, uh...\" \" I'll see the real thing when I come back through.\" \" Okay.\" \"Do you hate me for using stuff from your life in the play?\" \"No.\" \"It's fine.\" \" You don't think it's self-important and bourgeois?\" \" No, it's good.\" \"Wendy, it's really good.\" \"J FK, please.\" \"Wish me luck on my paper.\" \"What's it called?\" \"\"No Laughing Matter:\" \"Dark Comedy in the Plays of Berthold Brecht\".\" \" Bad title?\" \" No, it's good.\" \"It's good.\" \"No, I like it.\" \" Where's the conference?\" \" Poland.\" \"You didn't tell me that.\" \"You didn't ask.\" \"Just gonna check in with-you know.\" \"Play it by ear, see how we... feel about each other's people and...\" \"It's really good.\" \"Okay.\" \"Come on, baby.\" \"Come on.\" \"Let's go.\""} +{"text": "\"Carmen, I don't want you to go back.\" \"I'm not going back.\" \"Good.\" \"I'm never going back.\" \"Marry me, Carmen.\" \"What?\" \"Marry me.\" \"Barnaby...\" \" we've known each other for...\" \" Six months.\" \" Five.\" \" And a half.\" \"So what?\" \"So what, Carmen?\" \"I've never been so sure of anything.\" \"I've never been so happy as since I met you.\" \"Just promise me you'll think about it.\" \"Please?\" \"I'm afraid we are fully booked.\" \"Another time, no doubt.\" \"I'd like to propose a toast to Carmen... who's gonna be the blushing bride to her sexy new husband.\" \"Cheers.\" \" Put it on automatic.\" \" I don't want to.\" \"Just put it on automatic, because it does it for you.\" \"That's videotaping, not filmmaking.\" \"I'm a filmmaker, not a videotaper.\" \"Yeah, give me the fucking camera.\" \"Put it on automatic... because it does it for you.\" \"Dick.\" \" Messieurs, bonsoir.\" \" Bonsoir.\" \"We have a table.\" \" Under what name, monsieur?\" \" Kit Winter.\" \"Yes.\" \"Gentlemen, I'm afraid there has been a little mix-up.\" \"Would you mind sharing a table?\" \" Fuck's sake.\" \" No, we don't mind.\" \" Which table?\" \" That one, monsieur.\" \"We'll take it.\" \"Are you all right?\" \" Lesbians.\" \" What?\" \"Lesbians.\" \"Shut the fuck up, Theo.\" \"I mean, hey, whatever floats your boat.\" \"Oh, no.\" \"It's a French tradition.\" \"You have to do it.\" \"It's a French restaurant, French tradition.\" \"It'll bring you luck.\" \" What's he talking about?\" \" I don't know.\" \" Go on.\" \" Okay.\" \"Mesdames et messieurs... these ladies are celebrating a hen night.\" \"In France, we have a tradition.\" \"The bride-to-be must choose a man for one last kiss.\" \"A farewell to her single life.\" \" Not him.\" \" Check them out down here.\" \"Mesdames et messieurs, the bride-to-be has chosen... monsieur.\" \"Here goes.\" \"Excuse me.\" \"Sorry.\" \"Bravo!\" \"So, this guy in the restaurant...\" \" was he bothering you?\" \" No.\" \" He was...\" \" Did you hit him?\" \"You hit him, didn't you?\" \"Oh, that's beautiful.\" \"You know, your temper is gonna get you into serious trouble one of these days.\" \"No, I've got it.\" \"You know, it's amazing what they can do with skin grafts now.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \" Maybe they'd like to join us.\" \" Oh, yeah.\" \"I told you I'll be back.\" \"You can't hide from me.\" \"Like, you can't say I'm not a fair man.\" \"I gave you two months...\" \"Now look, I told you.\" \"Now get your things and out.\" \"Where did you get this?\" \"Are you... dealing drugs?\" \"Yes?\" \"That French tradition?\" \"I was thinking that...\" \"Hey, where do you think you're going?\" \"It's not your break.\" \"Oy, you can't come back here.\" \"Are you listening to me?\" \" Overreacting a little, aren't we?\" \" How did you find me?\" \"Your friends at the restaurant, they told me where you worked.\" \" I should get back.\" \" What, the burgers will get cold?\" \"Have you been wondering?\" \"Or do you kiss like that all the time?\" \"I've been wondering.\" \"I'm getting married, okay?\" \"That's why I was having that... chicken thing.\" \"Hen night.\" \"It's called a hen night.\" \"I'm getting married.\" \"Okay, then he gets to see you for the rest of his life.\" \"What harm is there if you see me just once?\" \"Would you like to see me beg?\" \"Believe me, I'm no stranger to humiliation.\" \"Get up.\" \" A coffee.\" \" No.\" \"One glass of water.\" \"In a brightly-lit public place.\" \"No.\" \"Okay, we don't even have to talk to each other.\" \" We don't even have to sit together.\" \" No.\" \"You sit on one side of the room and I sit on the other.\" \" No.\" \" And if everything goes really well... we'll just wave to each other once in a while.\" \"Why are you filming this?\" \" Just in case I never see you again.\" \" Which you won't.\" \"Did you bone her?\" \"Take me off speakerphone.\" \"He didn't bone it.\" \"Tell me you got her number, at least.\" \" She wouldn't give it to me.\" \" So what did you do?\" \"She agreed to meet me.\" \"Hey, result.\" \"When?\" \"Hello?\" \" Are you sure there was someone there?\" \" Yes.\" \" Following you?\" \" Yes.\" \"I...\" \"I don't know.\" \"Carmen, there's nothing to be scared of.\" \"I won't let anything happen to you.\" \"But what if it was him?\" \"How could it be?\" \"Think about it, Carmen.\" \"There's no way he could find you here.\" \"Well, he found me before.\" \"That was Madrid.\" \"You're in another country now.\" \"You don't know him.\" \"Maybe it was that guy from the hen night.\" \"What?\" \" No, I don't think so.\" \" Well, how do you know?\" \"Because...\" \"Maybe it was no one.\" \"Maybe I imagined it.\" \"Carmen, I...\" \"I booked the registry office.\" \" What?\" \" They had a cancellation.\" \"Next Saturday.\" \"Next Saturday?\" \"Did I do the wrong thing?\" \" I can call them in the morning and cancel.\" \" No, don't.\" \"I want to marry you.\" \"I do.\" \"Any more caffeine, they'd be peeling me...\" \"Oh, shit.\" \"What the fuck?\" \"Why are you following me?\" \"I thought you might like to explain what the hell that was all about.\" \"Well, this is a nice date.\" \"I'm having a nice time.\" \"This is not a date.\" \"I only showed up to tell you you're a son of a bitch.\" \" Well, at least we connected.\" \" I lost my job because of you.\" \"Is that what this is all about?\" \"You lost your job?\" \"Flipping burgers?\" \"Fuck you.\" \"What do you do that makes you so high and mighty?\" \"I'm an actor.\" \"Unemployed... most of the time.\" \"In fact, I do unemployment really well.\" \"You know, maybe I should just stop pretending... and start flipping burgers.\" \"Why don't you tell me about the fries and the pickles and the buns?\" \"Look, you're here and I'm bleeding.\" \"I know this great chemist.\" \"Thanks.\" \"Thank you.\" \"There.\" \"Thanks.\" \"Are you hungry?\" \"Hi, this is 7031.\" \"Can I get something to eat?\" \"So how do you know about this place?\" \"How many jobs have you been fired from?\" \"Exactly?\" \"Thirty-five... in six months.\" \" I have a temper.\" \" Yeah, I noticed.\" \"Yeah.\" \" Sorry about that.\" \" That's okay.\" \" Where are you from?\" \" Madrid.\" \"You?\" \"Rio.\" \"Brazil.\" \" Yeah?\" \" Yeah, but my dad's English.\" \"So I came here when I was...\" \"What the hell are you...\" \"Carmen!\" \"Get off me, you fat, fucking asshole.\" \"You're back.\" \" What is it this time?\" \" Two steaks, two apple pies.\" \"Entertaining, were we?\" \" And one bottle of Campo Viejo.\" \" Viejo.\" \"1996.\" \"Commendable choice.\" \"Fiona, get me Sgt. Davies, would you?\" \"What the blazes now?\" \"Stay there.\" \"Keep left, please.\" \"Please use the left-hand door.\" \"Please use the door on the left.\" \"Carmen.\" \"Not through the revolving...\" \"Hey!\" \"Stop.\" \" Here.\" \" Thanks.\" \"I didn't ask for your help.\" \" I know.\" \" Didn't ask.\" \"No.\" \"Your coat.\" \"At the hotel.\" \"It's a saying:\" \"\"A kiss...\" \"\"is to dot the 'I'...\" \"\"on the word 'love.\"'\" \"Yeah, but there's no \"I\" in \"love.\"\" \"Well... then I guess it doesn't work in English, does it?\" \"I better go.\" \"Bye.\" \"Barnaby.\" \"You scared me.\" \"Nice coat.\" \" It's a friend's.\" \" Where's yours?\" \"At work.\" \"I left it at work.\" \"Well, let's go and get it.\" \"Barnaby, what's the matter?\" \" Come on, let's go and get your coat.\" \" Barnaby, stop it.\" \" You need a coat.\" \"Everyone needs a coat.\" \" What's going on?\" \"I called you at work.\" \"What?\" \"They told me you'd been fired.\" \"You were checking up on me?\" \"I was worried about you being followed.\" \"Or did you make that up, too?\" \"I don't know if I can do this.\" \"You know what Ford said.\" \"Yeah, I don't give a flying fuck what Ford said.\" \"I don't see what the big deal is anyway.\" \"The big deal, Theo...\" \" What's that?\" \" Shit.\" \"It's my landlord.\" \" I've gotta go.\" \"Bye.\" \" Kit...\" \"Asshole.\" \"Carmen?\" \"How did you find me?\" \"Thanks.\" \"Did you pay it?\" \"Please come in.\" \"Reminds me of home.\" \" Is this your father?\" \" Yeah.\" \"He used to be a soap star.\" \" Where is he now?\" \" He...\" \"He's...\" \"Well, I just came to give you your coat.\" \" Thank you.\" \" Thanks.\" \"Wait.\" \"I've still got that wine that you gave me.\" \"My father drank his wine out of mugs.\" \" Yeah?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Mine took it straight from the bottle.\" \"He didn't want anything getting in the way.\" \" No, don't.\" \" Yes.\" \"Just a little.\" \"No.\" \" Why do you have to film everything?\" \" 'Cause moments don't last.\" \"They're not meant to.\" \"Look, I wanna remember you when you're gone... and I'm married to this blond girl, you know... and she's very rich, and I'm full of regret because of...\" \" I don't know, just tell me something.\" \" What?\" \"Anything.\" \"How did you meet your fianc\u00e9?\" \"I dance sometimes at this club.\" \"They don't pay much, but...\" \"Anyway, Barnaby came in one night.\" \"What does he do?\" \"Nothing, not really.\" \"He is...\" \" I mean...\" \" Born with a silver spoon?\" \" What?\" \" Rich.\" \"Yeah.\" \"A big spoon.\" \"Then why are you so worried about working?\" \"Because I like to earn my own money.\" \" Is that okay for you?\" \" Yes.\" \" You think I'm marrying him for his money.\" \" No.\" \"Better, 'cause I'm not.\" \"Okay.\" \"My turn.\" \"What happened to your father?\" \"He...\" \" If you don't want to talk about it...\" \" No, it's okay.\" \"He killed himself.\" \"Sorry.\" \"He did something that he couldn't live with... and that's why he came here.\" \"And what...\" \"Sorry, what happened here?\" \"You don't want to know.\" \"But it's why you left Madrid.\" \"And it's probably why you're marrying Barnaby.\" \"I'm marrying Barnaby because I love him.\" \"Then why are you here?\" \"Yes?\" \" Hi.\" \" What are you doing here?\" \" Have you been following me?\" \" No.\" \"Your friends at the hen night...\" \"They have a big mouth.\" \"I brought you this.\" \"I meant to give it to you earlier.\" \"I hope you like it.\" \"What?\" \"This is my favorite book.\" \"I have to get changed.\" \" I'll wait outside, okay?\" \" Yeah.\" \" Bye.\" \" Bye.\" \"Carmen.\" \"And there was me thinking that you were trying to run away from me again.\" \"Kit, I like you, really... but I don't want to fuck up what I have with Barnaby.\" \"I'm getting married... on Saturday.\" \"This Saturday?\" \"I've had enough trouble for one life.\" \"Don't make any more.\" \"Carmen.\" \"Are you okay?\" \"What do I do?\" \"Are you going to eat that, Kit?\" \"Theo, will you stop thinking about your fucking stomach for one moment?\" \"I mean, he's trying to make a decision here.\" \"Sorry.\" \" You're in deep.\" \" I know.\" \" Well, that's good.\" \" That's good?\" \"How's that good?\" \" Theo, tell me, how's that good?\" \" Well, 'cause, you know...\" \"Well, you knew she was getting married when you met her.\" \" I know.\" \" He's right.\" \"I know he's right.\" \"I know.\" \"I know, maybe I should just leave her be.\" \"I don't...\" \"No, wait.\" \"I mean, think about it.\" \"What if she is the one?\" \"I mean, are you prepared to risk the possibility of settling for second best... somewhere down the line?\" \"Oh, no, I've seen this one.\" \"I've seen this one.\" \"No, 'cause you do a Graduate.\" \" A what?\" \" A Graduate.\" \"You know... turn up at the wedding, and if she runs off with you... there you have it.\" \"You gonna eat that?\" \"Can I...\" \"Theo, for Christ's sake, life is not a movie.\" \"Yeah, it is.\" \"Come on, whatever you say, whatever you do, movies always got there first.\" \"Even that line you just said comes from a movie.\" \"Kevin Spacey in the end of Swimming With Sharks.\" \"\"Because life is not a movie.\" \"\"Everyone lies.\" \"Good guys lose.\" \"\"And love does not conquer all.\"\" \"Are you gonna eat that, Kit?\" \"Not those.\" \"Carmen, I wanted to say I'm sorry for not trusting you.\" \"I'm gonna try not to be jealous... or possessive, because...\" \" I know how you hate that.\" \" That guy from the hen night...\" \" You don't have to explain anything.\" \" No, I want to.\" \"He came to the burger bar.\" \"He is the reason I got fired.\" \"And I did see him again.\" \"But I don't want to see him anymore.\" \"You want to postpone, don't you?\" \" No, I didn't say that.\" \" It's okay.\" \" I know you have your doubts.\" \" I don't.\" \"Look, I'm gonna check into a hotel tomorrow...\" \" until Saturday.\" \" Why?\" \"Because I want you to have room to think... to make the right decision.\" \"I really love you, Carmen.\" \"And I swear I'll do anything I can to make you happy.\" \"Marriage, according to the law of this country... is a union between one man with one woman... voluntarily entered into for life... and to the exclusion of all others.\" \"It is solemn and it is binding.\" \"\"Do you, Barnaby Caspian...\" \"\"take Carmen Colazzo to be your lawfully wedded wife...\" \"\"to have and to hold from this day forward...\" \"\"for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health...\" \"\"as long as you both shall live?\"\" \"I do.\" \"\"And do you, Carmen Colazzo...\" \"\"take Barnaby Caspian to be your lawfully wedded husband...\" \"\"to have and to hold from this day forward...\" \"\"for richer, for poorer...\" \"\"in sickness and in health...\" \"\"for as long as you both shall live?\"\" \"I do.\" \" Hi.\" \" Looking for someone?\" \" Yeah, this couple getting married.\" \" How unusual.\" \" Spanish girl?\" \" Yes.\" \"That's her.\" \"She looked so beautiful.\" \"You're too late.\" \"Carmen, wait!\" \"Wait!\" \"Double glazing, it's a bitch.\" \"Born with a silver spoon?\" \" What?\" \" Rich.\" \"Yeah.\" \"A big spoon.\" \"Then why are you so worried about working?\" \"Because I like to earn my own money.\" \"Is that okay for you?\" \" You think I'm marrying him for his money.\" \" No.\" \"Better, 'cause I'm not.\" \"But it's why you left Madrid.\" \"And it's probably why you're marrying Barnaby.\" \"I have got a little surprise for you.\" \"One Caribbean cruise for two, first-class.\" \" Barnaby.\" \" I know.\" \"I couldn't resist.\" \"I want to spoil my wife.\" \"We could look a little happier.\" \"They cost a small fortune.\" \"I don't know if I want to go away right now.\" \"Sorry, what?\" \"Nothing, I...\" \" You surprised me.\" \" Carmen, we just got married!\" \"I'm fine.\" \"Well, if you're fine, then that's fine.\" \"Fine.\" \"Fine.\" \"Fine\" \"Carmen, I paid a lot of money for decent wine glasses.\" \"Please use them.\" \"I got married.\" \"Dot the \"I.\"\" \"See?\" \"It does work in English.\" \"Carmen?\" \"Yes?\" \"There's something that I have to tell you.\" \"Something that...\" \"That's not very...\" \"I lied to you.\" \"My friends never told you where I worked, did they?\" \" No.\" \" Then it was you, wasn't it?\" \"Following me?\" \"No.\" \"Oh, Jesus, not again.\" \"What are you talking about?\" \"I can't believe I'm doing this to Barnaby.\" \"He's been nothing but good to me.\" \"But you can't be with someone just because they're good to you.\" \" Really?\" \"And why not?\" \" Well, no, because you need...\" \" Because you need passion, I think...\" \" Passion?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Don't talk to me about passion.\" \"I've tried passion.\" \"Passion for people who don't deserve it... for people who cause me pain.\" \"I've followed my heart before.\" \"You want to see what I got?\" \"I wanted to leave.\" \"He had... other ideas.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"I thought he found me.\" \"That he was here... following me like he used to.\" \"Hiding in the shadows, but...\" \" it was you.\" \" No.\" \"No, it wasn't.\" \"Carmen, wait!\" \"Barnaby, I'm sorry.\" \"I know I fucked up, and you don't deserve it.\" \"But I want you to know it's over.\" \"I don't want to fuck up anymore.\" \"Barnaby.\" \"Leave.\" \" Please.\" \" Just leave, before I...\" \" I'm not going to...\" \" Get out!\" \"Okay.\" \"I hope this thing's working.\" \"You know, everyone thinks that I've got everything.\" \"What have I got?\" \"A nice home, money.\" \"I haven't got you.\" \"I mean, I never did.\" \"And without you...\" \"Some people say this is the easy way out.\" \"It's taking more courage than anything I've ever done before.\" \"Look at me, I'm shaking.\" \"The camera never lies, even when it deceives.\" \"This is what I've chosen to do.\" \"I love you.\" \"Excuse me, miss, you can't come in here.\" \"Where is he?\" \"I'm so very sorry.\" \"Take that fucking camera out of my face!\" \"Kit!\" \" Carmen.\" \"What happened?\" \" He's dead.\" \" What?\" \" I killed him.\" \"Barnaby.\" \"He's dead.\" \"I killed him.\" \"He shot himself.\" \" Oh, Jesus, no.\" \" I got to call about his ambulance.\" \" Fuck.\" \"What have I done?\" \" It's not your fault!\" \"Don't you see?\" \"It is my fault, Carmen.\" \"I've gotta call Ford.\" \"I've got to tell him what's happened.\" \"It's gotta stop right away.\" \" Who's Ford?\" \" Why did I do it?\" \"Fuck!\" \"What's going on?\" \"Carmen, I'm so sorry.\" \"What?\" \"What the fuck is going on here?\" \"I knew it was wrong right from the start.\" \"Okay?\" \"I needed the money.\" \" Kit, you're scaring me.\" \" I wanted to tell you.\" \"I wanted to tell you before, but I just...\" \"Tell me what?\" \"Kit?\" \"Fuck.\" \"Tell me what?\" \"I'm Kit.\" \"Kit Winter.\" \" Ford.\" \" Ford?\" \" This is Tom and Theo.\" \" Hi.\" \" Hi.\" \" Johnny Handsome.\" \"My assistants.\" \" Let me take your coat.\" \" Thanks.\" \"We're not actually his assistants.\" \"That's just one of Ford's little jokes.\" \"No.\" \"Yeah, 'cause we're the producers.\" \"...letting Ford direct, you know.\" \" Theo, coffee.\" \" Yeah, sure, director.\" \" Where are you from?\" \" Brazil.\" \"But my dad's English, so I can work here.\" \"Yeah, but you speak Spanish, yeah?\" \"No, I don't.\" \"In Brazil, we speak Portuguese.\" \"Good.\" \"What have you been working on recently?\" \"Things.\" \"Some projects, you know.\" \"It's a bit of a hectic time right now.\" \"Things.\" \"Do you want to be a star?\" \"I don't know.\" \"Yes.\" \" Sorry.\" \"Coffee's off.\" \" Thanks.\" \"So here it is.\" \"A love triangle.\" \"There's a couple about to get married, only the girl's having doubts.\" \"You know, the usual shit.\" \"Is she marrying the right guy, blah-blah?\" \"She does love her fianc\u00e9, but there's something missing.\" \"And then on her hen night, she meets someone else.\" \"Someone with a little fire in his belly.\" \"And that's when things start to get interesting.\" \"Great.\" \" Where's the script?\" \" No script.\" \"Improvisation.\" \"Reality cinema.\" \"It's all the rage.\" \" If you get the part...\" \" Of course.\" \"...then you'll use this whenever you're with the girl... to get your side of the story.\" \"You in?\" \"That's it?\" \" You don't want me to audition?\" \" She's gonna love you.\" \"I mean, this whole Latino thing... it's so now.\" \"Righteous.\" \"Theo, contract and release form.\" \"Great.\" \"Yeah.\" \"He hasn't even told you the sucker punch yet.\" \" Theo.\" \" The real twist of the movie.\" \"What's that?\" \"I was gonna tell you about that when we'd finalized the details.\" \" No.\" \"What's he talking about?\" \" The girl, yeah, and her fianc\u00e9?\" \"They don't know they're in the movie.\" \"What?\" \"That's the hook.\" \"They have no idea that they're there for our entertainment.\" \"It's kind of an emotional snuff movie.\" \"Put it on automatic, because it does it for you.\" \"That's videotaping, not filmmaking.\" \"I'm a filmmaker, not a videotaper.\" \"You meet the girl on the hen night.\" \"The real thing.\" \"Would you mind sharing a table?\" \" No rehearsals?\" \" Life has no rehearsals.\" \"And there's something else.\" \"I'd quite like to play a little joke on my fianc\u00e9e this evening.\" \"Do you know that French tradition, the one where...\" \"The bride-to-be must choose a man for one last kiss.\" \"And remember, don't let any other handsome guys in.\" \"I'm afraid we are fully booked, sir.\" \" That should cover it.\" \" Yes.\" \"Thank you very much.\" \"She's a real beauty.\" \"Spanish.\" \"A little nuts.\" \"A kind of Betty Blue.\" \"Why do you have to film everything?\" \"I know where she lives, where she works.\" \" How did you find me?\" \" Your friends at the restaurant.\" \"They have a big mouth.\" \"I even know what her favorite book is.\" \"Seduction ammo.\" \"So you want me to break up this relationship for real?\" \"Fucking A.\" \"The guy is a real rich tosspot.\" \"You break this couple up, you're gonna be doing the girl a favor, trust me.\" \"I live in the same building as him.\" \"I can get into his flat and hide the cameras.\" \"They've got this sound and motion function.\" \"Switch themselves on and off.\" \"And then, when he's out, I can just get in and change over the tapes.\" \" Marry me.\" \" Barnaby.\" \"Life is fucking art, man.\" \"I don't believe this.\" \"The salary's \u00a3300 a week, cash.\" \"I can't do it.\" \"What?\" \"I mean, doesn't this seem wrong to you?\" \"I don't see where wrong comes into it.\" \"Either you want to be a star, or you don't.\" \"You want to be famous, you gotta fuck someone over.\" \"Look, I'm flattered, really, guys.\" \"But, no, thanks.\" \"No dog experience, but I don't believe that you need dog experience to...\" \"Okay, thank you, bye.\" \" Okay, \u00a3400.\" \" No.\" \"Yeah, where I come from, in my culture... it's very important to do really good burgers.\" \"Dreams don't fall into your lap.\" \"I know you're in there.\" \"You'd better have it by the time I get back, or you're out!\" \"\u00a3500.\" \"Final offer.\" \"Hi, it's Kit.\" \"Yeah, the Brazilian.\" \"Yeah, hi.\" \"Is the offer still open?\" \"Carmen, I'm sorry.\" \"I tried to stop it.\" \"I can't do this anymore, Ford.\" \"You pull out now, and I'll sue.\" \"Read your contract.\" \"Just be there.\" \"But you didn't stop it, Kit.\" \"You didn't stop it.\" \" It was all an act.\" \" No, it wasn't.\" \"It wasn't an...\" \"Not with you.\" \"I was scared that if I told you...\" \"Ford?\" \"How did you get into my flat?\" \" Barnaby.\" \" Barnaby?\" \"Dead man walking.\" \"No fucking way.\" \" You know, sometimes...\" \" No fucking way.\" \"...I amaze myself.\" \"Nice.\" \"I saw them.\" \"I saw the police and the ambulance.\" \"I saw them.\" \"Actors.\" \"All right.\" \"If she says anything to you...\" \" I'm so sorry.\" \"...just tell her it's police procedure.\" \"I saw blood.\" \"Fuck me.\" \" I want to see that back.\" \" That was magic.\" \"Go on, man.\" \" Did it work?\" \" It did, yeah.\" \"I love you.\" \"Fake, like Kit's feelings for you.\" \" No, that's not true.\" \" What is it you call it?\" \"The Method.\" \" You motherfucker.\" \" What?\" \"No one forced you to do anything.\" \"You wanted to be a star.\" \"Remember?\" \" Yeah, well, you fucking married her.\" \" I know.\" \"Great twist, eh?\" \"Okay.\" \"Just calm down.\" \"I have only come to pay what I owe.\" \"Fuck...\" \"You've grown a conscience all of a sudden?\" \"You didn't seem to mind fucking another man's wife.\" \"Suit yourself, but I need the camera back.\" \"Take it and get out.\" \" And the others.\" \" Others?\" \"Yeah, well, I can't let you keep it, kid.\" \"It's far too expensive.\" \"You must understand that.\" \"Not in my fucking flat.\" \"It's a bedsit, Kit.\" \"This is really good stuff.\" \"Carmen, I swear I know nothing about this.\" \"No, there he is telling you the truth.\" \"If I'd told him about the hidden cameras... his performance wouldn't have been so authentic.\" \"And believe me... that's about as authentic as it gets.\" \" When we met...\" \" She speaks.\" \"...did you have it planned already?\" \"Honey, try and keep up.\" \"It's why we met.\" \"The moment I saw you, I knew I'd found my character.\" \"Tempestuous, vulnerable... needy.\" \"Why are you so good to me?\" \"And then when I found out about this psycho ex-boyfriend of hers... and the acid attack, perfect.\" \"It is brilliant casting on my part, you must admit.\" \"I mean, the girl's a complete fuck-up.\" \"What?\" \"You want me to feel bad?\" \"I'm... an artist.\" \"Does a painter feel for his paint?\" \"You want a little sprinkling of Freudian motivation.\" \"Might help.\" \"Let me see, what can I tell you?\" \"That I grew up alone?\" \"That my parents threw money at me instead of love?\" \"That I was shunted from one nanny to another... from one heartless boarding school to the next?\" \"That I was taught to be emotionally frigid?\" \"Well, fuck that.\" \"I did it because I was bored.\" \"Because I could.\" \"Because I had the time and the money.\" \"I did it because people like me... get to play with the lives of people like you.\" \"Because you so desperately wanted to believe in love.\" \"Just got out of hand, didn't it?\" \"You went and kissed each other... like you weren't meant to kiss each other.\" \"You never kissed me like that.\" \"Not once.\" \"I suppose that that is why I...\" \" Fuck me, I'm good.\" \" What the fuck?\" \"I just thought a little tearful confession would come in useful, you know.\" \"Cut it into the film somewhere, but that's the last one.\" \"Trust me.\" \"I just realized.\" \"What?\" \"Nobody ever is gonna see your film.\" \"And why is that?\" \"Because you need a release form from Carmen.\" \"You need her permission.\" \"Making a film is all about organization.\" \"You've got to think of everything.\" \"Cross the \"T's\" and... dot the \"I's.\"\" \"You'll thank me one day.\" \"How do you feel about being nominated for the award... at the 3rd Indie-Vision Festival?\" \"I gotta tell you, it's a buzz.\" \"It's a great honor.\" \"More than I could've hoped for with this, my first film.\" \"But I had a wonderful cast, a good team around me, so...\" \" Sorry.\" \" Sorry, what?\" \"Are we excited about tonight's proceedings?\" \"Of course, we're very happy... that \"Dot the I\" has been nominated for an award tonight.\" \"Everybody's invited.\" \"There's no hard feelings between us.\" \"We're all great friends now.\" \"I think everyone's very proud of our achievements.\" \"Especially as it was our idea in the first place.\" \"And the film has been doing so wonderfully well... on the film-festival circuit.\" \"Of course, we wanna get it out there, you know, into the cinemas.\" \"Well, this evening's proceedings should bring us a lot of publicity.\" \"Yes, well, we want a hit.\" \"Absolutely, yeah.\" \"Okay, good.\" \"One more like that.\" \"Sorry, what?\" \"When we were making the movie...\" \"Carmen didn't know she was in the film, and she was, understandably... a little freaked out at the time.\" \"And then time went by... and I quietly went to work.\" \"And I cut together a really moving performance.\" \"And I showed it to her.\" \"She loved it.\" \"Well, of course she loved it.\" \"She's beautiful in it.\" \"She's wonderful.\" \"It was like six or seven months of pent-up emotion... suddenly flowed out of her.\" \"And I took her in my arms after the screening, gave her a cuddle.\" \"I think we made a connection that was deeper than anything we had in the film.\" \"Something very real now between Carmen and me.\" \"And so now we come to the Newcomer Award.\" \"And I'm pleased to say that in this category... the judging panel have come to a completely unanimous decision.\" \"This award goes to a film which is... uncompromising and remarkable.\" \"It is an extraordinary achievement.\" \"A tragic love story which is startling in its authenticity and realism.\" \" Put it on automatic.\" \" What?\" \"It gives me great pleasure to present the Newcomer Award... to Barnaby F. Caspian for \"Dot the I\"!\" \" You're gonna miss him.\" \" I can handle it.\" \"Put the fucking thing on automatic.\" \"Jesus Christ.\" \"Jesus fucking Christ.\" \"He's got a gun!\" \" Is he dead?\" \" I don't know.\" \" Did you get the shot?\" \" I think so.\" \" Did you get the shot, Theo?\" \" I got it.\" \"Good.\" \"Barnaby?\" \" You wanna tell us what's going on?\" \" I wish I knew.\" \"You're gonna have to do better than that, son.\" \"It was Tom and Theo's idea... the whole film.\" \"And they thought it would be a great idea if the film spilled over into real life.\" \"Go on.\" \"The plan was that I was... supposed to be upset because Carmen was back with Barnaby.\" \"I would seek my revenge in his moment of glory.\" \"I was going to pretend to shoot him.\" \"And he was going to pretend to go down.\" \"Just for the cameras, you know?\" \"Then I would get jumped on, and we'd let it go on just for a little while... until the whole ceremony descended into chaos.\" \"Then he would get up, and that was it.\" \"We'd all have a good laugh.\" \"What was the point?\" \"What was the point?\" \"Publicity.\" \"The stunt would hit the news, and you can't buy that kind of publicity.\" \"Tom and Theo thought that the film would be a hit off the back of it.\" \" This is a starter pistol.\" \" I know.\" \" It only fires blanks.\" \" I know.\" \"Then if you shot him with a starter pistol, perhaps you could explain to me... how Barnaby is lying in a hospital bed fighting for his life.\" \"All I know is that that was the plan.\" \"That's why I was given the starter pistol.\" \" You can't go in there, love.\" \"Sorry.\" \" No, he's my husband.\" \"You know, maybe you should talk to Tom and Theo.\" \"It was their idea.\" \"And, you know, they were always a little bit nuts.\" \"I don't know, maybe they took the stunt to heart.\" \"I don't know what you're talking about.\" \"I don't know anything about no publicity stunt.\" \"Is this camera yours?\" \"Yes.\" \"And this?\" \" This has nothing to do with us.\" \" They found it in the ballroom.\" \" Another starting pistol?\" \" No.\" \"It's an automatic.\" \"Guess what?\" \" It's recently been fired.\" \" So?\" \"I've never seen that fucking thing in my life.\" \"Then perhaps you could explain why it has your fingerprints all over it.\" \" What?\" \" No, I swear.\" \"I swear.\" \"Let's have a look at this, shall we?\" \"And tonight's proceedings should bring us a lot of publicity.\" \"Because, you know, we want a hit.\" \"Absolutely.\" \"Sir.\" \"Well, boys, you're in a whole heap of trouble.\" \"Barnaby's dead.\" \"So what have we got?\" \"To present the Newcomer Award...\" \"Put it on automatic.\" \"You're gonna miss the shot.\" \" You're gonna miss him.\" \" I can handle it.\" \"Put the fucking thing on automatic.\" \"Jesus Christ.\" \"Jesus fucking Christ.\" \"He's got a gun.\" \" Is he dead?\" \" I don't know.\" \"Oh, Jesus Christ.\" \"Did you get the shot, Theo?\" \" I think so.\" \" Did you get it?\" \" I got it.\" \" Good.\" \"Theo, what the fuck have you done?\" \"I swear I found it in my pocket.\" \"Honest, I don't know where it came from.\" \"What the fuck have you done?\" \"I think you should get yourselves a lawyer.\" \"Have you been following the Tom and Theo trial?\" \"Do you miss Barnaby?\" \"Carmen, who made your dress?\" \"Get that camera out of here!\" \"Dot the I passes the $50 million mark.\" \"It's a lot of money.\" \"What are you doing?\" \"You got any papers in there?\""} +{"text": "\"CASSIE:\" \"Previously on Good Witch.\" \"It wasn't your herbs or powders or whatever.\" \"I never thought it was.\" \"I did, and for that I'm sorry.\" \"Haven't seen your dad around.\" \" My dad passed away.\" \"I dedicate this wing in his honor.\" \"I just woke up one morning with such a strong feeling that I needed to share Grey House with the world again.\" \"So George and I are reopening the bed and breakfast.\" \"CASSIE:\" \"Can I help you?\" \" (GASPING)\" \"(SIGHING)\" \"I didn't see you there.\" \"Oh, I didn't mean to startle you.\" \"Are you lost?\" \"I'm looking for Grey House.\" \"Well, you found it.\" \"I'm Cassie Nightingale, the owner.\" \"I didn't make a reservation, but...\" \"You don't need one.\" \"Oh!\" \"Great, thanks.\" \"Tired?\" \"I'm exhausted.\" \"Not just from traveling.\" \"Let's get you a room.\" \"We can work out the paperwork tomorrow.\" \"So you're here for the Heritage Ball and 10K run?\" \"No.\" \"Yeah!\" \"No.\" \"No, vacation.\" \"Right.\" \"Well, I'm glad we got that settled.\" \"Now let's get you settled.\" \"CASSIE:\" \"There you go.\" \"(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)\" \"Nick!\" \"Nick!\" \"He's at my house.\" \"(SIGHS) He's supposed to be at his house.\" \"Oh, he didn't tell me that.\" \"He's grounded.\" \" Didn't mention that either.\" \"But I sensed he was hiding something.\" \"Nah, what you call hiding, I call lying.\" \"(SIGHING)\" \"Sorry.\" \"It's been a rough couple of weeks.\" \"I'll send him home.\" \" Nah, it's okay.\" \"It's not like he's roaming the streets.\" \"He's got adult supervision from an adult he actually likes.\" \"Oh, he likes you.\" \"Well, who said being a parent was a popularity contest?\" \"Matter of fact, the more he dislikes me, the more I know I'm doing my job.\" \" (CHUCKLES)\" \"It's a thin line.\" \"Between love and hate?\" \"With Nick, that line's almost invisible.\" \"That's what he'd like you to believe.\" \"Hmm.\" \"So you're getting ready for the big race?\" \"Oh, I don't race anymore.\" \"I just run.\" \"Offset the caffeine, and the stress of being a single parent.\" \"(ENGINE STARTING)\" \"What?\" \"Well, the whole town is talking about you.\" \"Okay.\" \"But if you were at the race, the whole town could talk to you.\" \"Okay.\" \"Thank you, but no thanks, huh?\" \"You ever tried meditating?\" \"You know, instead of running.\" \"Uh, I don't have time to meditate.\" \"Well, if you have time to run, you have time to meditate.\" \"I don't like meditation.\" \"You've tried it?\" \" No.\" \"Then how do you know you don't like it?\" \"I don't have to try walking on broken glass to know I wouldn't like that either.\" \"It's an interesting analogy.\" \"(CHUCKLES) I got to run.\" \"(CASSIE LAUGHING)\" \"(SIGHS)\" \"MARTHA:\" \"No, no, no!\" \"The banner will be the first thing that people see when they enter Middleton.\" \"You do not get a second chance...\" \"BOTH:\" \"At a first impression.\" \"DEREK:\" \"Yeah.\" \"Our banner must be majestic.\" \"It must wave and announce, not block and annoy.\" \"Annoy?\" \" Yes.\" \"When people literally run into the banner, they will be annoyed.\" \"You know, it's a fun run, and dance.\" \"Look what our centennial did for us a few years back.\" \"Why, this festival could be a game changer for Middleton.\" \"I mean, who knows what might come next?\" \"A food festival, a jazz festival.\" \"(GASPING) Maybe even a film festival.\" \"I have big plans for this year and they all start and end on the success of the Heritage Festival.\" \"(SIGHING)\" \"Oh!\" \"Madam Mayor!\" \"GRACE:\" \"Mom?\" \" Mmm-hmm?\" \"Why is Nick here?\" \"Uh, he just showed up.\" \"Oh, he has a home.\" \" Yes.\" \"So please send him back there.\" \"I think he might surprise you.\" \"Oh!\" \"He surprised me when he almost let me take the fall for stealing the school mascot.\" \" Almost.\" \"(SIGHS) Mom,\" \"I see a lot of things, but the one thing I don't see is that Nick is a good guy.\" \"Are you okay?\" \" Yeah.\" \"It's not me.\" \"It's Anthony.\" \"I think something's wrong with his family.\" \"But maybe I'm wrong, right?\" \"And maybe what I see won't happen.\" \"I'll keep a good thought for Anthony.\" \"Thanks, Mom.\" \"(SIGHING)\" \"(CHUCKLES FORCIBLY)\" \"It's nice to have you join us.\" \"Again.\" \"Thanks, Cassie.\" \"Just for the record,\" \"I came here for the food, not the company.\" \"(CHUCKLES FORCIBLY)\" \"So you decided to run the 10K after all?\" \"I thought I'd just walk briskly, and finish sometime before nightfall.\" \"It's good to have goals.\" \"Hmm, how about all of you?\" \"Well, I love the Heritage Festival.\" \"And the run?\" \"Hmm, about the only way you could get me to love a 10K run is if you put Ryan Gosling at the finish line.\" \"(BOTH CHUCKLING)\" \"So, what happens at a Heritage Festival?\" \"Oh, the locals gather under a full moon and sacrifice anyone from New York.\" \"(CHUCKLES)\" \"CASSIE:\" \"It's a lovely tradition.\" \"We start the morning with the race and we end the day with a big ball.\" \"Oh.\" \"The whole town is invited.\" \"You should come.\" \"Um, I don't do fun runs.\" \"Oh, you sound just like your dad.\" \"I'm nothing like my father.\" \"Okay?\" \"(STEPHANIE EXHALES)\" \"Five...\" \"Four...\" \"Three...\" \"Two...\" \"Great day for a run, huh?\" \"Uh, yeah.\" \" (BREATHING HEAVILY)\" \"You okay?\" \"I'm, uh, just not used to having company when I run.\" \"'Cause in New York, I always ran alone.\" \"Yeah?\" \"Well, you're not alone anymore.\" \"That's what I see.\" \"I'm gonna pick up the pace, my heart rate's dropping.\" \"Oh, well, I can keep up with you, don't you worry.\" \"I actually started doing this because of you.\" \"Pardon me?\" \"Well, at my first appointment, you told me to take up some sort of exercise program, remember?\" \"I've always liked running.\" \"I tell a lot of my patients that, but they hardly ever listen to me.\" \"I will always listen to you.\" \" (SAM LAUGHING)\" \"Hey there!\" \"I'm Brandon.\" \"Oh, Ashley, uh, this is my stepson, Brandon.\" \"And you're all checked in.\" \"I need to pay you.\" \"Do you take cash?\" \"Wow, you never see that anymore.\" \"People always seem to have cards, but no one seems to have cash.\" \"It's all I have.\" \" And it's totally fine.\" \"I'm really not hungry.\" \"By the way, my plans might change.\" \"I don't know if I'll be here too long.\" \"Well, um, make sure you stop by the shop before you leave.\" \"Bell, Book and Candle.\" \"Sounds very mysterious.\" \"No, there's no mystery.\" \"At least not at the shop.\" \"No credit cards?\" \"Driver's license?\" \"Passport?\" \"She's not boarding an international flight, she's staying at a bed and breakfast.\" \"Well, I'm a cop, and what I see is trouble.\" \"Mmm.\" \"Trouble and troubled are two entirely different things.\" \"Oh, hello there!\" \" Hey, Doc!\" \"What brings you in today?\" \"I'm just having a little trouble with my left knee. (SIGHS)\" \"I just don't want to be out of commission for the big race.\" \"You're new in town so you probably don't know that I'm undefeated, but this is what happens when I overtrain.\" \"It's fluid retention, but it's not infected.\" \"I know what that feels like, so I don't need antibiotics, but I thought I'd...\" \"Do you mind if I take a look at it?\" \"Yeah, go ahead.\" \"(GROANS)\" \"So are you racing?\" \"No, I don't do fun runs.\" \"10K is not exactly a fun run.\" \"(CHUCKLES) Well, it's not a marathon.\" \"Well, it's over six miles.\" \"Fun!\" \"You know what I think is fun?\" \"Winning.\" \"Now see, if I ran, I'd spoil all your fun.\" \"That's impossible.\" \"(CHUCKLES)\" \"I graduated from medical school in three years.\" \"Nothing's impossible.\" \"Yeah, I know.\" \"I was All-America in track.\" \"Yeah?\" \" Yeah!\" \"Me too!\" \" No way!\" \"High school's a long time ago, though.\" \"Yeah, a little longer for you than for me, huh?\" \"Oh, and for the record,\" \"I was All-American in high school and college.\" \"That's impressive!\" \" Thank you.\" \"But I gotta say, once you've run the New York and Boston marathons in the same year, everything just pales in comparison.\" \"Which means I'm not running.\" \"And neither are you if I don't drain that knee.\" \"Is this gonna hurt?\" \"Only if I want it to.\" \"(BOTH LAUGHING)\" \"Sorry. (CLEARS THROAT)\" \"Derek, can I help you?\" \"(CHUCKLING) Uh, I don't know.\" \" (DOORBELL CHIMING)\" \"Do you have a problem?\" \"Uh, kind of.\" \"(CHUCKLES)\" \"Hey, Cass, do you think...\" \"Do you have something that might be able to help me out with women?\" \"Help?\" \"Well, I've had a lot of first dates lately, but not a lot of second dates.\" \"CASSIE:\" \"Ah!\" \"I sense that you have a vacancy in your life that's about to be filled.\" \"Yeah?\" \"Okay!\" \"(CHUCKLES)\" \"And I don't need anything?\" \"Everything you need for love, you already possess.\" \"Thanks, Cass.\" \" Anytime.\" \"He's sweet.\" \"(DOORBELL CHIMING) - (LAUGHS)\" \"God, I hate it when they love to exercise.\" \"I haven't run this much since that orthodontist in Waresville.\" \"Well, here.\" \"Try this two times a day, and, uh, before you go chasing, uh, I mean, running.\" \"(SCOFFING)\" \"Not all of us can live next to the hottest bachelor in town.\" \"If there's an easier way to get that man alone that doesn't involve sore feet and wearing a paper exam gown,\" \"I'm all ears.\" \"(CASSIE CHUCKLES)\" \"Hello!\" \" Hi.\" \"I'm in town for the...\" \" For the 10K.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Uh, be careful.\" \"Your gait is off, which is straining your back, causing some bad muscle spasms, I bet.\" \"She's like a holistic Sherlock Holmes.\" \"So, uh, what brings you to my shop?\" \"Well, to be honest, memories.\" \"Really?\" \"I met my lovely wife in Middleton.\" \"I asked her to marry me right on this very spot.\" \"Mind you, way back then, this was an open field, not a shop.\" \"And she's passed on.\" \"It's hard to let go.\" \"I'm also here to fulfill a promise.\" \"My wife always wanted to run across the state one 10K at a time.\" \"She got sick, didn't finish.\" \"I promised to finish it for her, and Middleton's my last race.\" \"It's good to keep our promises.\" \"(DOORBELL CHIMING)\" \"CASSIE:\" \"Ashley!\" \"How was your walk?\" \"My walk?\" \"Oh, right.\" \"Um...\" \"It was great.\" \"Well, I...\" \"I can see you're busy.\" \"I'll, um, see you back at the house.\" \"Okay.\" \"(DOORBELL CHIMING)\" \"Try this, for your hip and back.\" \"By the way, have you, uh, have you seen Grey House?\" \"I heard it was abandoned and boarded up.\" \"Oh, no.\" \"No, it's very much alive.\" \"Some people say I brought it back to life, but the truth is.\" \"Grey House actually brought me back to life.\" \"It's a magical place.\" \"(CHUCKLES) I'd love to see it.\" \"I think you should.\" \"Don't wait too long.\" \"(DOORBELL CHIMING)\" \"(GROANS)\" \"(CHUCKLES)\" \"I cheated on you.\" \"I went to see Sam.\" \"(LAUGHING) I'm not in competition with Sam.\" \"I believe in western medicine.\" \"So what would you have said?\" \"That your knee is talking to you and it's saying, \"Stop training so hard.\"\" \"I can't help it.\" \"I'm a guy.\" \"I always want to win.\" \"You know what I mean.\" \"Don't you think you could ease off a little, now that you know Sam isn't running?\" \"I'm not competing against Sam.\" \"If you say so.\" \"Dr. Radford!\" \"Yoo-hoo, Dr. Radford!\" \"Oh, my, don't you look so very fit in your little running outfit?\" \"(SIGHS) Thank you.\" \"So glad to see you taking part in our run, reaching out and embracing the Middleton community!\" \"I'm not... (PANTING) Running.\" \"Well, I can lead you to water, but it is you who must drink, or run, as the case may be.\" \"What about you?\" \"Are you running?\" \"Me?\" \"(SCOFFS) Heavens no!\" \"My fellow citizens and constituents don't want to see their esteemed mayor running down the middle of the street all sweaty.\" \"No, I officiate.\" \"And I hand out the medals.\" \"Oh.\" \"\"Oh?\"\" \"\"Oh?\" And what is \"oh\" supposed to mean?\" \"Nothing.\" \"I could run, should I choose to do so.\" \"I didn't say you couldn't.\" \"Well, I think you did.\" \"And I accept your chall-ah-nge.\" \"I didn't chall-ah-nge you.\" \"Oh, no, no, no.\" \"You can't take it back now.\" \"I will see you on race day, Dr. Radford.\" \"(SIGHS)\" \"If you're out of that oil, you're using too much.\" \"You want to ask about Ashley?\" \"Yeah, that's her name?\" \"Yes.\" \"You know her?\" \"I know someone like her, that's all.\" \"Just someone?\" \" Yeah.\" \"I see.\" \"It's troubling to talk about.\" \"Well, for me, the truth is big trouble.\" \"Maybe you could use some comfort food.\" \"Food I don't need.\" \"Sometimes we don't know what we need till we find it.\" \"The bistro down the road is excellent.\" \"(CHUCKLES) Thanks.\" \"MAN:\" \"AJ, you're up!\" \"He's running in the race?\" \" Yeah.\" \"MAN:\" \"Nice!\" \"Nice!\" \"You're a runner, right?\" \" Yeah.\" \"You could help him.\" \"And why would I do that?\" \"(SIGHS) Sorry, what was I thinking, asking you to care about something besides yourself?\" \"That's just crazy.\" \"Well, see you.\" \"She's very pretty.\" \"It's Catherine, my daughter.\" \"Nice.\" \"I haven't spoken to her in a long time.\" \"Well, all hope can't be lost.\" \"She sent you that picture.\" \"Well, actually, I found it when my wife died.\" \"She'd been in touch with Catherine for a long time.\" \"Didn't tell me about it.\" \"Well, I am a glass half-full kind of gal, so keep the faith.\" \" (BOTH CHUCKLING)\" \"Excuse me.\" \"Can I get you something to drink?\" \"Coffee, thanks.\" \"With whipped cream?\" \"Whipped cream?\" \"It's good.\" \"My mom doesn't take it any other way.\" \"Small world.\" \" Yeah.\" \"Thanks.\" \"(DOOR OPENING)\" \"Hey!\" \" Hey, Grace.\" \"Uh, Mom's getting ready upstairs.\" \"Want me to get her?\" \"Getting ready?\" \"Uh, yeah.\" \"She's meeting Ryan for dinner.\" \"Oh, really?\" \"I can get her.\" \"No.\" \"No, I just wanted to bring this back.\" \"Tell her it was delicious, and sweet of her to take pity on us...\" \" (CHUCKLES) culinarily speaking.\" \"I will tell her.\" \"Thanks.\" \"Actually, I should probably thank you.\" \"Um, Nick's helping Anthony work out, to get ready for the run.\" \"He said it was your idea.\" \" Me?\" \"I know he's doing it mostly just to get out of being grounded and get out of the house at night.\" \"At night?\" \"'Cause Anthony has band after school.\" \"He does?\" \"So the only time that Nick can train him is at night after dinner.\" \"That makes sense.\" \"So anyway, thanks for planting the idea.\" \"He's a good kid, even though he tries to hide it.\" \"Yeah.\" \" (CELL PHONE RINGING)\" \"Oh, sorry.\" \"Excuse me.\" \"It's Sam.\" \"Oh, hi.\" \"No, no, it's completely fine that you called.\" \"Really, your knee again?\" \"No, no, that sounds kind of serious.\" \"You shouldn't be on it.\" \"I'll come to you.\" \"Yeah, I'll get my bag and I'll be right over.\" \"Goodbye.\" \"Are you ever gonna let me pay?\" \" I owe you.\" \"You do not owe me.\" \" I do!\" \"You were there for me.\" \"I was there for you.\" \"We're even.\" \"It's not easy being alone.\" \"Meaning?\" \"No, it's just...\" \"It's nice you and I have each other.\" \"Yes!\" \"Yes.\" \"What are you trying to say?\" \" I'm not.\" \"Yes, yes, you are.\" \"You're doing that thing that you do when you say it without actually saying it.\" \"What are you trying to say?\" \"Is this about Sam?\" \"Because Sam is not alone.\" \"He's got his kid, right?\" \"Okay, so maybe he feels like he's alone because he's new in town, but maybe, just maybe, that's by choice.\" \"Because people from the big city, they're like that.\" \"They just like to be by themselves, right?\" \"No, no one chooses to be alone.\" \" Hermits do.\" \"I'm serious.\" \" No, I'm serious.\" \"Hermits, by definition, are loners.\" \"Sam's not a hermit.\" \"Look, small town life is just not for everyone.\" \"All I'm saying is that alone or not,\" \"I'm not so sure that Sam is long for Middleton.\" \"Well, not without some help, he's not.\" \"Dr. Radford.\" \" Sam.\" \"You're actually my first house call.\" \"Since moving to town?\" \"Since, ever.\" \"Well, aren't I the lucky one?\" \"(CHUCKLES)\" \"Come on in!\" \"(SIGHS)\" \"So you haven't told me how you did this.\" \"Did what?\" \"Your knee.\" \"(GASPS) Oh!\" \"Right.\" \"(CHUCKLES)\" \"How did you hurt your knee?\" \"I tripped.\" \"(CHUCKLES)\" \"Yeah.\" \"(CLEARS THROAT)\" \"Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)\" \"Hi.\" \"Hi.\" \"Are you new in town?\" \"Um...\" \"That sounded cheesy.\" \"Sorry.\" \"I'll try it again.\" \"(SIGHING)\" \"Hi.\" \"Hi.\" \" Was that better?\" \"(CHUCKLING)\" \"(CELLPHONE BUZZING)\" \"Hello?\" \" Hey!\" \"What are you up to?\" \"Um, training, really hard.\" \"(CHUCKLES)\" \"(CHUCKLES) Is Nick with you?\" \"Sure.\" \" Yeah?\" \"Yeah, we just finished our algebra homework, and we're in the middle of a killer game of Halo. (LAUGHS)\" \"I'm serious.\" \"No, if you were serious, you wouldn't have asked the question.\" \"Wait, why would Nick be with me?\" \"Well, he's helping you train for the 10K.\" \"Look, Nick doesn't talk to me unless it's to insult me.\" \"He's gonna train me?\" \"He lied.\" \"Yeah, he does that, like, all the time.\" \"I just can't believe you fell for it.\" \"It wasn't just me who fell for it.\" \"(SIGHING)\" \"Whatever swelling you had seems to have gone down.\" \"Well, you must have the magic touch.\" \"(BOTH CHUCKLE)\" \"So, what's my prognosis?\" \"Well, I think you're going to live.\" \"(CHUCKLING)\" \"But maybe I won't see you on my morning run for a while.\" \"Oh, I don't know about that.\" \"I'm a very fast healer.\" \"Oh, no!\" \"I drag you all the way out here on a cold night to help poor little old me, the least I can do is offer you a drink and some hors d'oeuvres.\" \"Well...\" \" Stay.\" \"Please, I insist.\" \"You do?\" \" (CHUCKLES)\" \"Well, Nick's out running tonight, so there's no need for me to race home.\" \"He's actually training Anthony for the race.\" \"It's the first effort that I've seen him make since we moved here.\" \"Aw.\" \"Canape?\" \"Hey.\" \" Hi.\" \"Thanks.\" \" Problem?\" \"Kind of.\" \"Do you want to tell me?\" \"Nick used me to lie to his dad.\" \"Mmm, and you're angry.\" \"Yeah.\" \"This is the second time that he's put me in this position.\" \"I have to rat him out or be part of his lie.\" \"There may be a third option that lets Nick know to stop using you as an option altogether.\" \"All right, I feel like I've been doing all the talking.\" \"I like listening to you.\" \"It's just that you know so much about me and I don't know that much about you.\" \"Oh...\" \"Sorry.\" \"No!\" \"No, no, no, it's okay.\" \"Are you staying in town long?\" \"My plans are...\" \"They're kind of up in the air.\" \"All right, well, what can we do to bring them down to Earth?\" \"(CHUCKLING) I...\" \"I could use a job.\" \" A job?\" \"Yeah.\" \" All right.\" \"Yeah, I could probably help you out with that.\" \"(LAUGHS)\" \"Thank you.\" \"So, why am I here exactly?\" \"What?\" \"Why did you want me to come over?\" \"Oh, um, to hang.\" \"We hung earlier today.\" \"(SIGHING) It's getting late.\" \"Time to go.\" \"You're acting really weird.\" \"Am I?\" \"I just must be tired.\" \" Yeah.\" \"Okay, good night.\" \"Okay, good night.\" \" Bye.\" \"(SIGHS)\" \"Hey, Anthony.\" \" Hey, Dr. Radford.\" \"Uh, are you and Nick finished for the night?\" \"Um...\" \"Finished with what?\" \"(DOOR OPENING)\" \"(SIGHS)\" \"How was your run?\" \"Hey.\" \" Hey.\" \"I saw you were up.\" \"I am.\" \"So are you.\" \"Come on in.\" \"I don't want to interrupt.\" \"Interrupt?\" \"Is Ryan here?\" \"No, he isn't.\" \" Oh, okay.\" \"Uh, let's go inside.\" \" All right.\" \"Have a seat.\" \" (SIGHS)\" \"I promise not to make you meditate.\" \"I'm not drinking any tea either.\" \"Okay, well, ground rules are settled.\" \"(BOTH CHUCKLING)\" \"I don't have any coffee.\" \"But...\" \"How about pie?\" \"Ooh, that bad, huh?\" \" Yeah.\" \"And you got any ice cream?\" \"Vegan.\" \"It's made with nut butter.\" \"Ugh!\" \"If it's not made with cream, it can't be ice cream.\" \"Try it.\" \"I'm allergic to anything not made with animal products.\" \"Ugh!\" \"I don't know what to do!\" \"Nick's got me on the mat and the referee is counting down.\" \"I hate to admit it, but he's winning.\" \"Winning, but not won.\" \"It's not over yet.\" \"No, not yet.\" \"Sounds like you need a new game plan.\" \"Oh, Cassie!\" \"I'm in big trouble.\" \"I...\" \"I can't even run around the block without needing oxygen.\" \"Why are you doing that?\" \" I have been challenged.\" \"You have?\" \" Yes, by Dr. Radford.\" \"Really?\" \" Yes, and... (PANTING)\" \"And Martha Tinsdale does not back down from a challenge.\" \"Although,\" \"Martha Tinsdale has never actually run in a race before.\" \"Any kind of a race.\" \"So I thought I, perhaps, should do a trial run.\" \"You know, see how it feels.\" \"And if feels awful!\" \"Why in heaven's name would anyone volunteer to do this.\" \"My feet hurt, my back hurts.\" \"Oh, Cassie, I don't know how I'm gonna be able to finish.\" \"Well, Martha, you really shouldn't just jump into an exercise program.\" \"Huh?\" \"Not without, uh, having a thorough medical examination.\" \"(GASPS)\" \"Oh!\" \"Mmm-hmm.\" \"Hmm.\" \"I'm getting to him, I can tell.\" \"I am wearing him down.\" \"What?\" \"Well, just be careful not to chase too hard.\" \"He might pick up the pace and outrun you.\" \"(CHUCKLES)\" \"Ladies.\" \" CASSIE:\" \"Hello, Sam!\" \"I should probably get back to my shop.\" \"Don't leave on my account.\" \"Oh, never.\" \"Stephanie.\" \"Triple espresso?\" \" Sounds great.\" \"No, no.\" \"It's on the house.\" \"Thanks!\" \"How's your knee?\" \"Remarkably better!\" \"So I'll be seeing you on my morning run?\" \"(CLEARS THROAT)\" \"Stephanie?\" \"Will I be seeing you?\" \"No.\" \"I think my running days are over.\" \"Hmm.\" \"And, maybe I'm overdoing it a little with the doctor visits.\" \"Really?\" \"Oh, I'll miss you at the office.\" \"I should go.\" \" Okay!\" \"Thanks!\" \"(CHUCKLES)\" \"Cassie Nightingale.\" \"Okay.\" \"Hold on one moment.\" \"DEREK:\" \"Hey!\" \"(SIGHS)\" \"What's up?\" \" You hired Ashley?\" \"You know nothing about her!\" \"This isn't the NSA.\" \"She's answering calls and making coffee.\" \"Plus she's got a lot of office experience.\" \"You know, she knows things about the phones that I don't even know.\" \"Did you run a background check?\" \"Yeah, she's filling out the paper work.\" \"There's something off about her.\" \"I've been doing this longer than you have, she's fine.\" \"And she's a find!\" \"I took her out for dinner last night.\" \"A date?\" \" Not exactly.\" \"But I like her.\" \"(SIGHS)\" \"You're cleared to run, just take it easy.\" \"Okay, great!\" \"Thanks!\" \"You know, you should do the race.\" \"Really?\" \"Why?\" \"Because small towns live and die by relationships.\" \"And the run is a good way to start making more friends in town.\" \"Is this you trying to help me?\" \"Maybe.\" \"Ha!\" \"(CHUCKLING) Or maybe I just like the competition.\" \"I don't want to see you fold up, head back to New York.\" \"'Cause in my book, being the best is defined as beating the best.\" \"You haven't beaten me.\" \" Not yet!\" \"See you on race day.\" \"(DOOR OPENS)\" \"(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)\" \"Well, you're not going to win the race laying down.\" \"I'm not running.\" \"Okay.\" \"What happened?\" \"My dad left last night.\" \"Sorry.\" \" Me too.\" \"He could come back.\" \"I heard my mom talking to some lawyer.\" \"He's not coming back.\" \"And I'm not running some stupid race.\" \"It's not stupid.\" \" Well, I am.\" \"You're hopeful.\" \" Me, hopeful?\" \"Yeah.\" \"You hoped that if you ran in the race, your parents would show up together to watch you run.\" \"Like they used to when we played peewee soccer.\" \"(BOTH CHUCKLE)\" \" Yeah.\" \"And if they showed up together, maybe they'd stay together.\" \"Like I said, it's stupid.\" \" Hopeful.\" \"And you're running.\" \"And I am too!\" \"You don't have to run.\" \" But I do.\" \"Thank you for coming.\" \"I am, as you know, a very busy woman.\" \"Now, I think that I am perfectly able to run this 10K, but on the advice of friends and colleagues,\" \"I've decided to let you be the judge.\" \"Cassie?\" \" Yes, she was quite insistent\" \"I have a thorough exam before the race.\" \"(SIGHS)\" \"(LAUGHS AND SNORTS)\" \"Well, I have to say, I can't recommend that you run.\" \"Really?\" \"What?\" \"Wait, really?\" \"I'm feeling some scar tissue.\" \"You may have plantar fasciitis.\" \"Oh, dear!\" \"Oh, it's nothing serious, but any pressure to your foot can cause a flare up.\" \"Just to play it safe, I think you should sit this one out.\" \"Well, if you insist!\" \"Uh, I do.\" \"As long as you know that I could've finished the race had I run.\" \"Oh, I do.\" \"Well, then I will follow doctor's orders.\" \"Thank you.\" \" No, thank you!\" \"(CLEARS THROAT)\" \"JOHN:\" \"That's my daughter on the right.\" \"And that's Ashley standing next to her.\" \"Well, her real name's Heather.\" \"And, uh, she is my granddaughter.\" \"(CHUCKLES)\" \"And I can see the family resemblance.\" \"So you knew?\" \"That you and Heather connected, yes, I had a feeling.\" \"But she doesn't know you.\" \"No, no.\" \"No, she doesn't.\" \"Well, I think she'd wanna know she has a grandfather.\" \"Not this grandfather.\" \"Hello, Ashley.\" \"Hello.\" \"Hello, Heather.\" \"It's Ashley.\" \"My name is Ashley.\" \"(SIGHING)\" \"ASHLEY: (WHISPERING) It's me.\" \"I know, but I can't do this anymore.\" \"I know you followed me here, I can see you in town.\" \"I know I said I would, but I don't think I can.\" \"Of course I'm scared.\" \"Why do you think I ran?\" \"You can't protect me forever, and even if you could,\" \"I'm not ready to give up my whole life.\" \"I...\" \"You have to find someone else.\" \"Sorry, I'm out.\" \"(DOOR OPENS)\" \"(DOOR CLOSES)\" \"What did you do?\" \"Excuse me?\" \"My room, my stuff, my phone?\" \"I had a sudden attack of Feng Shui.\" \"Feng Shui your own things.\" \"Give me my stuff back.\" \"Your stuff?\" \" Yeah!\" \"Did you pay for it?\" \" What?\" \"See, what's yours is actually mine.\" \"(SIGHS) Okay, enough.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"Sorry I lied...\" \"No, not nearly enough, but I'm getting there.\" \"You break the rules, do something bad, we talk.\" \"You don't really listen, and then we repeat the whole process over and over again.\" \"You're not making any sense.\" \"You and I need a game changer.\" \"What game?\" \"The game that you've been winning and I've been losing ever since the divorce.\" \"Just give me my stuff.\" \"Yeah, that's not gonna happen.\" \"I'm gonna run the 10K and I was going to ask you to run it with me.\" \"But I know you haven't run since your mom and I got divorced.\" \"And just like not running anymore, every destructive thing you do and continue to do doesn't hurt your mom or me.\" \"It only hurts you.\" \"(SIGHS DEEPLY)\" \"You and I don't have what I would call \"a solid relationship.\"\" \"Last night, I couldn't sleep, because I thought if I came down on you one more time, that'd be it.\" \"No relationship at all.\" \"I was afraid of losing what little we have.\" \"But I'm not afraid anymore.\" \"You've been using that fear against me, you've been using a lot of things against me.\" \"And that stops today.\" \"Right now.\" \"Hi.\" \" Evening.\" \"I'd like to speak with your chief.\" \"Oh, he's left.\" \"Everyone has.\" \"You're a U.S. Attorney.\" \" I am.\" \"Perhaps, you could help me with a witness for a case that I'm prosecuting.\" \"BRANDON:\" \"Ashley?\" \"Yeah, she's staying at Grey House.\" \"I know.\" \"She's a witness?\" \"She was until she skipped town a few days back.\" \"Unfortunately, I'm running out of time.\" \"For what?\" \"Putting her fiance behind bars.\" \"Her fiance?\" \" Mmm-hmm.\" \"(SIGHS)\" \"Hi, Ashley.\" \"It's Heather.\" \"I have to go.\" \" Oh, you need to stop running.\" \"I can't!\" \"I don't want to cause you or your family any trouble.\" \"I can help you.\" \" No one can!\" \"I did this to myself.\" \"Thanks for everything.\" \"Sorry for lying.\" \"Heather.\" \"Heather, wait!\" \"Where will you go?\" \"There's a guy who works for the government.\" \"He'll be looking for me.\" \"The less you know, the less you can tell.\" \"It's better for both of us.\" \"Leaving is a mistake.\" \"I've made a lot of those.\" \"(SIGHS)\" \"(MUSIC PLAYING)\""} +{"text": "\"I remember once learning that the average human head weighs 20 pounds.\" \"I know a lot of that is skull, flesh, and hair, if you've got hair, but that still leaves a couple of pounds for pure gray matter.\" \"And that means tons of tiny neurons are firing away sending little signals to each other like\" \"\"I love to do the salsa.\"\" \"Or testing other neurons with questions like\" \"\"Why am I only having sex with myself?\"\" \"And while we work hard making our brains work for us, a little war is quietly underway.\" \"Half of these brain cells up there are telling the other half to chill.\" \"Too many firings at once and we'd be having siezures day and night.\" \"I wasn't about to take that risk.\" \"This is Fiona.\" \"She's going to be joining us part-time.\" \"Helping us get a handle on that mess in data input.\" \"Welcome aboard, Fiona.\" \"Thanks.\" \"I was hoping you could be Fiona's Mentor, get her up to speed.\" \" Mentor ?\" \" Mentor.\" \"Mentor - a promotion without a pay raise.\" \"Basically all you have to do is peel off these edges so they fit neatly in the box.\" \"And once you fill the boxes, they're to be filed away never to be seen again, unless people start to eat paper.\" \"No ones ever gonna come look at these?\" \"They don't even bother to label the boxes.\" \"At 12:30 you get a 35 minute lunch 'hour'.\" \"Don't even ask.\" \"Does anyone ever come in here?\" \"Not a lot, why?\" \"Just feels like a good place to do stuff.\" \"Okay, like what?\" \"Stuff I like to do.\" \" Do you have any tatoos?\" \" No.\" \" Do you?\" \" Oh yeah.\" \"Yeah.\" \"What are they?\" \"Flowers.\" \"They're all flowers.\" \"Uh, Fiona, I don't need to see flowers just this second.\" \"Cool.\" \"I'm gonna be in this storage room all the fucking time.\" \"Fiona, I've been at \"Happy Time\" a long time, and if I'm going to be your Mentor, then I'm just saying, you know, you can really benefit from my experience.\" \"What are you doing?\" \"I'm stealing pens.\" \" Well, the really good ones are up there.\" \" Cool.\" \"So when you think about it, half your brain is up there telling you not to do stuff, and for the first 18 years of my life, I listened... and then I died.\" \"Truth is, when you finally do eat it, or bite it or get hit by a flaming toilet seat, it's not the big stuff you regret, you know, the \"live your dreams\" crap.\" \"Near as I can tell, it's the small stuff, like not reaching out to those who needed you the most.\" \"Imagine yourself journeying through a world that is deranged, empty and devoid of anchors to reality.\" \"That is the daily struggle for those suffering schizophrenia.\" \"Hi, I'm Ronnie Dobbs.\" \"I'm a Capricorn.\" \"I really like long walks in the rain and stuff.\" \"That's your boy.\" \"I've seen them, I've spotted them, I've made contact...\" \"A struggle where they can no longer distinguish what is real from what is unreal.\" \"I might be late.\" \"He's not quite right, is he?\" \"See.\" \"That's for you, I got to go in here.\" \"Well this one's mine over here.\" \"Oh well.\" \"Come on!\" \"Occupation hazard, no?\" \"As far as I can tell, this ones gonna fall on that one, blah, blah, blah.\" \" Yeah?\" \" Yeah.\" \"It sucks.\" \" George, wait.\" \" I have to go after him.\" \"Rube wants to see you.\" \"Tell him I'm busy.\" \"He said now.\" \"What do you mean, \"clerical error?\"\" \"What can I tell you, peanut, they had the date wrong.\" \"So this guy, Ronnie Dobbs, is not supposed to die?\" \"No, he's supposed to die.\" \"Just not today.\" \"See anything you like?\" \"No.\" \"I've never owned a used car.\" \"I just don't see myself starting now.\" \"My first car was an 1898 'Systeme Panhard'.\" \"It's actually a little more buggy than car.\" \"But it had beautiful lines.\" \"Actually, it was a little jarring on my nuts.\" \"Used cars are for... well they're for other kinds of people.\" \"Is there a problem, princess?\" \"This is not small-curd cottage cheese.\" \" It's large-curd.\" \" And ?\" \"And it's just too much curd.\" \"I can't eat it, and I won't.\" \"What is wrong with you?\" \"There's nothing wrong with me.\" \"I like things the way I like them and I despise big fat globules of cottage cheese.\" \"Does that make me strange?\" \"A little bit.\" \"This Ronnie guy gives me the creeps.\" \"He looked at me as if he knew what I was up to.\" \"He gave me this weird look.\" \"The guy's a schizophrenic, all he has is weird.\" \"You know what?\" \"I don't think I've ever been in a used car.\" \"One for you, and one for you.\" \"I don't think I've ever used anything used.\" \"Mind if I look?\" \"Congratulations.\" \"I have slept with married men.\" \"Oh yeah?\" \"How many?\" \"Can I go watch the window washer fall to his death?\" \"Sure.\" \"Oh, can I come?\" \"Ronnie, you cannot go off your meds again,\" \"I'm your psychiatrist, I have responsibilities here, okay?\" \"Ronnie, are you listening to me?\" \"Yeah.\" \"I'll tell you what.\" \"Why don't you let me be the one voice in your head that you actually listen to, alright?\" \"And since you've proven to me that you can't be trusted, you're going to be tested twice a week.\" \"It's just urine tests.\" \"It's weird how they always fall butter-side down.\" \"Come one, man.\" \"That's what I get for coming to work wasted.\" \"Do you mean drunk?\" \"I just got a sweet beer-bong for my birthday, man.\" \"Now that I'm dead, can I still get high?\" \" Well, have you got some?\" \" Yeah.\" \" Hey.\" \" Hey.\" \"Sorry for sticking you with that job.\" \"If you need any help\" \"No thanks, it's done.\" \" Really ?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Thanks for all your guidance.\" \"Here, have a pen.\" \"That's when I realized my favorite trainee was laying down on the job.\" \"I had been a caring and compassionate Mentor and she threw it back in my face.\" \"Um, I checked the boxes.\" \"You can't just stuff the paper in like that.\" \"The job was to remove the perforated edges.\" \"How can you be mad?\" \"Because you're not doing your job.\" \"But you said it was all bullshit.\" \"So ?\" \"So, I believed you.\" \"You seemed to know what you were doing.\" \"I wasn't disappointed.\" \"In fact, I was kind of proud of myself.\" \"I convinced her, like me, not to care.\" \"I, George Lass, could be a role model.\" \"Are you reporting me?\" \"No, Fiona, I don't think I will.\" \"And with that epiphany, long-ignored neurons went to work, igniting new connections and reconnecting old ones.\" \"Like the memory, that when I was a kid, the tooth fairy never came to my house.\" \"Sure I lost plenty of teeth and sure I stuck them under my pillow, expecting a cool reward like cash or candy...\" \"But my mom thought cash and candy were crass, so tooth after tooth was instead rewarded with a thoughtful note, meant to inspire.\" \"This sucks !\" \"At the time I thought it was a total rip off.\" \"Like I said, it's the little things you regret.\" \"The next time I lost a tooth, it was still under my pillow in the morning.\" \"And then my young brain started putting it all together.\" \"No tooth fairy, no Easter Bunny, no Santa.\" \"And I know my sister Reggie must have felt the same.\" \"Time to embrace the glory and be free.\" \"Hey.\" \"Hey.\" \"I love the park.\" \"Especially all the beautiful things you find in it.\" \"In case I haven't been clear,\" \"I'm undead, not dead-dead all those biological urges still apply.\" \"I think I've seen you around.\" \"I'm Ronnie.\" \"I'm just sitting here, you know, as in not talking to anyone.\" \"I thought you were sitting here because I was sitting here.\" \"Okay, another regret is that I never learned to flirt.\" \"I guess it had something to do with the fear of rejection.\" \"Fortunately, fear's grip loosens when you're already dead.\" \"I'm sorry, that was rude, I'm George.\" \"What do you do, George?\" \"Office work, you?\" \"I talk to pretty girls named George.\" \"That was lame.\" \"I'm sorry, I'm trying to flirt with you, it's not really my thing.\" \"And with that, we weirdly bonded.\" \"The only thing standing in the way of even more bonding was that I may have been his grim reaper.\" \"That I was as close as he's ever been to death.\" \"You want some popcorn?\" \"No, that's okay.\" \"You know what's crazy?\" \"Did you know that the human body has over two pounds of living bacteria in it?\" \"Not human cells, but foreign cells, okay?\" \"Like living creatures that set up entire communities inside our bodies.\" \"We house them, uh, we feed them, we carry them around.\" \"It's a pretty sweet deal for germs.\" \"I'm not really a popcorn person.\" \"I have to go do something right now.\" \"He's gonna die... that guy over there.\" \"Death's coming for him, you know it too, don't you?\" \"I admit he'd caught me off-guard.\" \"So I played dumb.\" \"I-I-I don't know...huh?\" \"Real, real dumb.\" \"I got it.\" \"You got sloppy.\" \"He's seen you on the scene one too many times.\" \"He knew the guy was gonna die.\" \"You said the guy on the bike died.\" \"Well, he knew someone was gonna die.\" \"So you talked to him.\" \"He talked to me.\" \"I talked back.\" \"A young fella?\" \"Young enough.\" \"Sloppy.\" \"What the hell was I supposed to do?\" \"Not be sloppy.\" \"I know this is cliche to hate your boss but you're a real dickweed.\" \"What you're feeling right now, the rage and frustration all knotted together, binding everything from your head to your digestive tracks?\" \"That's my life with you.\" \"The guy talked to me.\" \"What was I suppose to do?\" \"Steer clear of people, we're undead, peanut.\" \"Undead are meant to exist on the fringe of the living world.\" \"We're facilitators, not participants.\" \"These are awful.\" \"What I didn't tell Rube was that I should be good at this because I spent my life living on the fringe.\" \"I was determined not to waste another.\" \"She's strange, Clancy.\" \"She's a strange 11-year-old.\" \"She's just going through a difficult time.\" \"She's been going through a difficult time for 11 years.\" \"Yes, well, I don't think changing schools is the answer.\" \"In fact, it'll only exacerbate things.\" \"I spoke to Hank.\" \"He said we could borrow against your pension.\" \"We moved to this neighborhood because the have a great public school, and now you want to send Reggie to private.\" \"It seems incredibly stupid.\" \"So let's just pretend that we have a normal child.\" \"Okay, so let's just pretend that going to a huge public school where she's already anonymous is going to cater to her needs, huh.\" \"She lost her sister.\" \"And she's lost.\" \"She lives inside her head.\" \"God know what's going on in there.\" \"She's inscrutable.\" \"What?\" \"Nothing.\" \"I'm not disagreeing.\" \"Yeah, well I'd rather you disagree, at least for once you'd be committing to something.\" \"Let's talk to her.\" \"See how she feels about changing schools.\" \"It may not be what she wants to do.\" \"She's 11.\" \"How about we make the decisions for her, hmm?\" \"Act like the parents.\" \"Hey, honey.\" \"Your dad and I were just talking about you.\" \"About the possibility of maybe, you know, changing schools.\" \"Maybe going to St. Theresa's over on Hillhurst.\" \"I want to ride a horse.\" \"Doing my best to stay on the fringe...\" \"Looked like someone had fllowed me there.\" \"Why are you stalking me?\" \"Why are you stalking me?\" \"I'm not.\" \"What were you doing with that window washer the other day?\" \"I don't know what you're talking about.\" \"Yeah, what I say to you right now, these are probably the last words I'll ever speak.\" \"I was pretty confident it wasn't a pick-up line.\" \"You saw what I saw climbing on that building.\" \"It's death,\" \"It's death, it's been following me around.\" \"It's come to collect me.\" \"I knew better.\" \"I didn't have his post-it anymore and I sure didn't see any familiar faces lurking in the shadows.\" \"It just likes to keep an eye on us.\" \"It watches me all the time and I'm still here.\" \"I love music.\" \"Well, I like listening to it...\" \"World Pop, and French Club Scene.\" \"I could burn you a really great CD, if you want.\" \"Well, uh...how about you?\" \"What do you like listening to?\" \"Except for the fact that he was mentally ill and I was undead, it was starting to feel like a date.\" \"I don't know.\" \"Lots of stuff.\" \" So, do you have a boyfriend?\" \" Not really...\" \"No.\" \"That's so strange.\" \"Why is it strange?\" \"I mean, it's just really cool.\" \"I mean, when you think about it, it's pretty amazing, the two of us finding each other like this.\" \"How many billions of people are there in the world and only the two of us can see death.\" \"We share a gift.\" \"You're not seeing death.\" \"Well, whatever it is, it's a lot easier knowing that you can see it too.\" \"Listen, I have a job,\" \"I can't stay all night so...\" \"I can't sleep, so...\" \"I haven't slept in days.\" \"I'm kind of self-unmedicating.\" \"You're on medication?\" \"Was.\" \"Voices.\" \"Sometimes I see things that aren't really there.\" \"So, uh, do you hear a lot of voices?\" \"No, just one.\" \"I call him the Shepherd.\" \"Does he tell you what to do?\" \"Well, he doesn't control me.\" \"He spends most of his time yelling at me and making me feel stupid.\" \"Hmm.\" \"Maybe it's my mother.\" \"):\" \"If I gave speed-racer, soap and a toothbrush, this place would shine by morning.\" \"Nothing too gnarly, just something to help me sleep.\" \"What no one tells you is that insomnia goes with the gig.\" \"It's because we're forced to breathe in all that death.\" \"Like working around Asbestos.\" \"Oh, there you go.\" \"Thank you.\" \"One?\" \"Thank you.\" \"One?\" \"Is one enough?\" \"No.\" \"You've got that undead metabolism remember?\" \"Well, how many would a normal person have to take?\" \"Have you got a fellow in there?\" \"It says one.\" \"Your perversions are coming into disturbing focus, Georgie, and just don't\" \"There's a thin line between crazy people and the rest of us.\" \"I mean we all have voices in our heads.\" \"Our parents are in there, our doubts, our fears, our desires... and just like crazy people, we all struggle to know which voice to listen to.\" \"Maybe one trick to sorting it all out is being careful of which voices you let in the first place.\" \"What are you doing?\" \"Oh, um, I didn't feel you up or anything, I was just looking.\" \"I slept great.\" \"Whatever you gave me was great.\" \"But, I'm hungry.\" \"Are you hungry?\" \"We could get some breakfast somewhere.\" \"Do you like waffles?\" \"I'm kind of over waffles.\" \"I've got to get to work.\" \"Can I tag along?\" \"Um...it's work.\" \"I was thinking about looking for hotel rooms today, going down to the \"Four Seasons\", something in a suite would be nice.\" \"I think that's a great idea, Daisy.\" \"I'm sure you do, Georgia.\" \"Daisy, darling, if you need a place to crash you know you can\" \"Yeah, not in that life, not in this one, not ever, but thanks.\" \"Okay.\" \"Hi.\" \"Um, how did I say I wanted my eggs?\" \"I think I said soft-poached.\" \"These are obviously hard-poached, they're not runny at all, so I can't eat them, and I won't.\" \"I think they'll come back runny.\" \"I think you're right.\" \"Because she's going to sneeze on them.\" \"Okay, here we go, everyone, because I cannot get enough of your sweet, sweet company, we're going to have a little group job tomorrow.\" \" St. Marcus ?\" \" Yeah, it's a wedding.\" \"Oh good.\" \"Does anyone else find this fucked up?\" \"Are you familiar with Charlie Chaplin, peanut?\" \"The silent movie guy?\" \"I once blew Charlie Chaplin.\" \"Charlie Chaplin defined that thin line between comedy and tragedy.\" \"Say you see some poor slob get hit in the head with a bucket of wet cement.\" \"From 20 feet away that's funny as hell.\" \"But you get too close, you get close enough to feel that pain and... and it's no longer funny.\" \"Okay.\" \"So it's like that with jobs like this.\" \"You got to learn to step back like the rest of us have.\" \"Far enough to see the funny in everything.\" \"Well, I'll need a new outfit, you want to come shopping?\" \"Not really.\" \"You need to blend in.\" \"I have to get dressed up for this?\" \"Yeah.We get to see what you look like all gussied up.\" \"We get to see what you look like all gussied up.\" \"Do you know this guy?\" \"No.\" \"Well, he definitely know one of us.\" \"He's cute in that check-the-oil kind of way.\" \"Excuse me.\" \"I think he's sniffed out your boy, Georgie.\" \"Her boy?\" \"Nice.\" \"Yeah, Georgie girl has had him stashed away in her flat.\" \"Good for you!\" \"You work with George?\" \"She told you that?\" \"She said she was going to work.\" \"Does it look like we're working?\" \"No.\" \"No, we just come here to talk.\" \"We're sort of a group.\" \"And I sort of lead it.\" \" You're a doctor?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Thank you.\" \"I dare you not to love it.\" \"So that's like a group session over there?\" \"Yeah, that's my group.\" \" How's the bearclaw?\" \" It's good.\" \" I'm Rube.\" \" Ronnie.\" \"This is a little awkward for me Ronnie, and I'm choosing my words very carefully, as you can imagine, being George's doctor and all.\" \".\" \"Even though she's living on her own now, away from the facility,\" \"I try to keep close tabs on here, I try to get a feel for the quality of people she hangs out with.\" \"I'm just saying, whatever you got planned, be careful.\" \"She's had a tough row in life and frankly, she can be a danger to herself = when stressed... and others.\" \" You follow?\" \" I think so.\" \"Good, you seem like a good kid.\" \"I'd appreciate if you'd leave now.\" \"You're making my group a little anxious.\" \"Okay.\" \"So, throw in and head out.George and I need to talk,\" \"I got to make a sissy.\" \"Well, she's still on the horse, so I guess that's a good thing.\" \"I guess.\" \"I didn't just pick the guy up.\" \"He said he could see gravelings.\" \"You can't get mad at me for that.\" \"Do I look mad?\" \"A little.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Do you have any idea what would happen if the living caught wind we were here, amongst them, breaking bread?\" \"It would end up the world.\" \"Believe me, you do not want to be responsible for that kind of biblical panic.\" \"I didn't tell him anything.\" \"You didn't mention you were a reaper?\" \" No.\" \" You didn't talk about gravelings?\" \"I said that I could see them too, that's all...\" \"He think's they're death.\" \"And he told you he's schizophrenic.\" \"He said that he was on medication for seeing things.\" \"Well, maybe what we really have here is a mentally unstable young man who thinks you're the cat's meow.\" \"So this is all some plot on his part to get in my pants?\" \"Peanut, all mean are liars where pretty girls are implicated.\" \"You can see their noses growing, trust me.\" \"So you think I'm pretty.\" \"Do you like convertables?\" \"Yeah, I guess.\" \"I once gave Errol Flynn a handjob in a convertable.\" \"That's a nice story.\" \"So tell me about this guy.\" \"What's there to tell, he's crazy and he sees gravelings.\" \"That's a first.\" \"Rube says it's not possible.\" \"Well, that's Rube.\" \"What do you mean?\" \"Rube's too smart for his own good.\" \"If he can't wrap his brain around something weird or unexplainable, it doesn't exist.\" \"It's sad, really.\" \"So, do you like him?\" \"Did I mention he was crazy?\" \"What kind of car is that?\" \"I am a sucker for platinum.\" \"What are you doing?\" \"Getting us a ride.\" \"I 'love' your car.\" \"Thanks.\" \"I love your breasts.\" \"Do you have room for two?\" \"We're trying to get downtown.\" \"Um...sure let's just clear this out of here.\" \"Hey, what the fuck!\" \"Hey!\" \"HEY!\" \"I thought it was really something this morning, seeing you up on that horse.\" \"Tiens.\" \"You know I used to ride when I was young.\" \"There was this stable within walking distance of Grandma Phyl's house.\" \"I don't want this.\" \"Excuse me?\" \"I don't like riding horses.\" \"It makes my hips hurt.\" \"I want this.\" \"A drum set?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Well my job is not to give you your every desire... especially when you throw it back in my face.\" \"In the future, when someone gives you a gift, you might want to have the common decency to say, \"thank you\", even if you hate it.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Why does everything always have to be such a struggle?\" \"I don't know.\" \"Right.\" \"I don't.\" \"You know, Grandma Phyl was very supportive of my love of horses.\" \"She bought me lessons, she even bought me a hand-made saddle from Spain.\" \"I used to ride every day after school and weekends.\" \"She wanted me to be good enough to compete, which I hated.\" \"At the time I thought she was giving me what I wanted.\" \"I suppose you'll be asking for lesson.\" \"I figure I'd just teach myself.\" \"Well, I'll have to talk to your father.\" \"You know how he likes a quiet house.\" \"I'm not a big fan of weddings, but a job is a job.\" \"So I sat there watching those 50 happy people gathered to celebrate a marriage, dressed in their Sunday best.\" \"About to hear some priests flowery words about the joining together of two souls, uniting as one...blah, blah, blah, blah... until death do them part, which would be in about 11 minutes.\" \"You've got to get out of here.\" \"I need to talk to you.\" \"Not right now.\" \"Please?\" \"How did you find me?\" \"I waited outside your building and the rest was pretty easy.\" \"Did I see your doctor in there?\" \"Doc-Doctor?\" \"Rube.\" \"Oh, he might be.\" \"We've run in the same circle.\" \"What is it you wanted to say?\" \"I just wanted to kiss you.\" \"No...\" \"No way.\" \"I can't\" \"It was my first post-death kiss.\" \"That alone made it memorable.\" \"Actually I came to say good-bye.\" \"It was also my first post-death kiss-off.\" \"I'm on the run.\" \"I've got friends in Boise.\" \"I can't stay in the city.\" \"I'll be tested and I'll have to stay on meds and...\" \"I won't do that, my eyes have been opened.\" \"I mean, like you...\" \"I've seen death and...\" \"I can't shut that off.\" \"I don't want to.\" \" Did you, uh...\" \" I don't--I can't really say.\" \"Everybody out!\" \"Uh, everybody needs to get out or you're all going to die.\" \"You really shouldn't have done that.\" \"You're not welcome in this church, either of you.\" \"Peanut, you are really trying my patience.\" \" Well, we have to warn them.\" \" Don't.\" \"Stop.\" \"Why wouldn't we?\" \"You want this to happen?\" \"Trust me, this has nothing to do with what I want.\" \" But you're--you're death?\" \" No!\" \"This makes perfect sense.\" \"Death taking the form of a beautiful girl trying to trick me.\" \"Don't think I was getting all mushy because he said I was beautiful.\" \"I'm not all that.\" \"I'm just a cog.\" \"I sort of work for death.\" \"Rube?\" \"He's death?\" \"No...he's middle management.\" \"But he knows about you, which means upper management knows about you.\" \"And in this case, upper management probably is death.\" \"So you might have to run farther than Idaho.\" \"You may now kiss the bride.\" \"I can't exactly tell you why I needed to kiss him.\" \"I just knew I'd regret it if I hadn't.\" \"And then, I did my job.\" \"You should stay away from me.\" \"Did you do it?\" \"Good girl.\" \"You're not her doctor, are you?\" \"And you're not his patient.\" \"No.\" \"I'm not a doctor and she's not my patient.\" \":\" \"I thought I saw death coming for me.\" \"I guess I was right, huh?\" \"They're not going to Bali for their honeymoon, are they?\" \"No.\" \"That's really one of the saddest things I've ever heard.\" \"They don't seem to mind.\" \"You know, I really liked kissing you.\" \"In Ronnies head, maybe he thought he could fly or that I had some special gift.\" \"I guess he was right.\" \"Maybe I do.\" \"We all create in our heads who we are and who we want others to be.\" \"And how we view ourselves\" \"hero, victim, loved, unloved-- changes over time.\" \"Those little neurons spark along working overtime creating what we believe...\" \"So in that way, the mind kind of work like magic, making what we desire happen.\" \"And in the end, maybe the trick to sorting it all out is trusting your voice, and being true to yourself, chasing your bliss.\" \"You know, all-the-cliches on parade crap like marching to the beat of your own... whatever.\" \"Synchro:\" \"Travis\""} +{"text": "\"JOE NAVARRO ON CD PLAYER:\" \"Number 11.\" \"Some players increase their chatter when nervous or anxious.\" \"This usually happens with extroverts, who find great comfort in babbling to reduce tension.\" \"Number 12.\" \"Furrowing of the forehead.\" \"Furrowing of the forehead is a good indicator that something is amiss or the person is insecure.\" \"It is also seen when people are concentrating or trying to make sense of something.\" \"It is usually associated with doubt, weakness, or concern.\" \"Number 13.\" \"Sneaking a nose touch.\" \"Sneaking a pacifying touch by ever so slightly rubbing the nose with the index finger... (CD STOPS)\" \"Hey, Gerry.\" \"Good luck tonight.\" \" Hey, Louise.\" \" Hey, Gerry.\" \"How's the knee?\" \"Ugh...\" \"It's getting there.\" \"Good luck.\" \"(MEN TALKING INDISTINCTLY)\" \" MAN:\" \"Hey, Gerry.\" \" Hey.\" \"Hey, Chuck.\" \"How'd you do on Saturday?\" \"(PLAYERS CHATTERING)\" \"KATE:\" \"Anyone know the spread on the Hawkeyes game?\" \"Six points.\" \"CLIFFORD:\" \"Getting warm out there.\" \"LARRY:\" \"Yeah, it's just weather.\" \"CLIFFORD:\" \"What does that mean, \"It's just weather\"?\" \"LARRY:\" \"Warm, cold. \"It's just weather, baby.\"\" \"KATE: (LAUGHS) I like that.\" \"\"It's just weather, baby.\"\" \"CLIFFORD:\" \"Yeah, well, it's just poker, baby.\" \" How's that?\" \"You like that one?\" \" (KATE CHUCKLES)\" \"Anyone see that rainbow yesterday?\" \"Table seven looks like heaven.\" \"How is everybody feeling tonight?\" \"That's okay by me.\" \"Let's play some cards, huh?\" \"Iowa.\" \"CURTIS:\" \"Hit me with some Iowa trivia.\" \"Tell me something I don't know.\" \" Like what?\" \" Aces are good, right?\" \"You're out.\" \"I'm in.\" \"DEALER:\" \"Raise. 600 total.\" \" Call.\" \" DEALER:\" \"Call.\" \"Heads up.\" \"CLIFFORD:\" \"Aces, huh?\" \"Fold.\" \"CURTIS:\" \"Thank you very much.\" \"Anybody over here need any drinks?\" \" Bloody Mary.\" \" Bourbon.\" \" What is the bourbon?\" \" It's just the cheap stuff.\" \"Make mine a Woodford.\" \" Um, I'm not sure we have...\" \" Hey, friend, you want a Woodford?\" \" Oh, no, no, no...\" \" Bring him a Woodford, too.\" \" No, no, no, cheap stuff's fine with me.\" \" Thank you.\" \"It's fine.\" \"I got it, I got it.\" \"My old buddy, Tony Roundtree...\" \"Does anybody know Tony?\" \"Hosts a high rollers game every other month in New Orleans.\" \"Anyway, I knew him up in Detroit.\" \" You from Detroit?\" \" Me?\" \"No.\" \"I'm from all over, but I knew Tony Roundtree up at Detroit.\" \"This guy, he loved to play poker, but he kept dodging my invitations to play in the casinos.\" \"Apparently Tony, he had a little bit of a gambling problem before I met him.\" \"You guys know about the disassociated persons list?\" \"You have that in Iowa?\" \"Okay, well, in some states, you can put yourself on this list if you're trying to quit gambling.\" \"Right?\" \"Which means that you are legally banned from all casinos in the state.\" \" For life.\" \" CURTIS:\" \"For life.\" \"Right, so, you know what I'm talking about, right?\" \"Makes sense, right?\" \"Well... (CHUCKLES) Not to Tony.\" \"He puts himself on this list to show his girlfriend that he was serious about changing his ways.\" \"Well, couple of months go by and, of course, she dumps him.\" \"For a guitar player.\" \" It's always a guitar player.\" \" It is always a guitar player, isn't it?\" \" Why is that?\" \" Nice hands.\" \"So, he's...\" \"He's lonely, he's depressed and he starts getting the itch to play poker again.\" \"Walks into MGM... \"Sorry, buddy.\"\" \"Goes over to Greektown...\" \"\"No can do, amigo.\"\" \"Motor City... \"No dice, pal.\"\" \"What does he do?\" \" Disguise.\" \" CURTIS:\" \"Yes!\" \"He puts on a disguise.\" \" Yeah.\" \" (GERRY LAUGHING)\" \"Sunglasses, a fake mustache, a wig.\" \" (MEN LAUGHING)\" \" KATE:\" \"Come on, a wig?\" \"CURTIS:\" \"He walks right through the doors, blows past Security, sits down at the poker table, and he is in heaven.\" \" He is...\" \" We didn't have Woodford.\" \"So sorry about that, that is our top shelf.\" \" It's Bulleit bourbon.\" \" All right.\" \" I'm not paying for his, though.\" \" Excuse me?\" \"I said his Woodford is on me and that's not a Woodford.\" \"I'm just kidding, I'm kidding, lady.\" \" I'm...\" \"I'm joking.\" \"Here, come on.\" \" (ALL LAUGHING)\" \" Here you go.\" \"Thank you, keep the change.\" \" Very cute.\" \"All right, here, good luck to you, my friend.\" \"Thank you, thank you.\" \"Better than the cheap shit, right?\" \"GERRY:\" \"Hey, Dale.\" \"DALE:\" \"Hey, Gerry, how'd it go tonight?\" \"Yeah, not bad.\" \"Placed third.\" \"DALE:\" \"Congrats!\" \"What's the payout on that?\" \"$900.\" \" What's the score?\" \" Not sure.\" \"Have a seat.\" \"The usual for you?\" \"Uh, actually, do you have Woodford?\" \" We have that.\" \" (LAUGHS)\" \" Yeah.\" \" Come on, let's get one of those.\" \"Let's get a Woodford.\" \"Okay, Oregon is up by six.\" \"That's not bad.\" \"That's okay.\" \" How much you got on this?\" \" Uh... $900.\" \" It's a Woodford kind of night.\" \" What's that mean?\" \"That guy right there shooting darts, he likes it, too.\" \"GERRY:\" \"Hey!\" \"Woodford man!\" \"Next one, on me.\" \"Poker man!\" \"I'm Curtis.\" \"Curtis?\" \"Nice, like, uh, Tony?\" \" No, like Mayfield.\" \"Curtis Mayfield.\" \"Yeah.\" \" Oh!\" \" Okay, I'm Gerry.\" \" Like Lewis?\" \" No.\" \" Jerry Lewis.\" \"No, Gerry. \"G.\"\" \"Gerald.\" \"Like Ford, I guess.\" \" How did it go for you tonight?\" \" Uh, not bad.\" \" What's not bad?\" \" Second.\" \"Get outta here, that's great.\" \"Could have been first.\" \"Could have been first if you didn't bully me out of that mountain before you left.\" \"I can never last through those tournaments.\" \"I...\" \" Why'd you buy in?\" \" I like people.\" \"Yeah?\" \"(LAUGHING)\" \"You should have stuck around, you're a good player.\" \"For a few hours, maybe, but I don't have the stamina for poker.\" \" Oh, yeah?\" \" I get restless.\" \"So, what's your game?\" \"What do you like?\" \" Darts.\" \" Darts?\" \"Any good?\" \" I can hit the board, sure.\" \" Mmm-hmm.\" \"I gotta ask.\" \" What...\" \"Yeah.\" \" What was I holding?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Pair of deuces.\" \" Really?\" \"That's all?\" \" That's it.\" \"That's all.\" \"Shit!\" \"'Cause I'm usually good at reading people.\" \"But you're all over the map.\" \" I can't spot your tell.\" \"Yeah.\" \" You want to know why?\" \" I don't care about winning.\" \" Oh, that's bullshit.\" \" No...\" \" No, that's...\" \"I just like to play, I really do.\" \"Did you see...\" \"Hey, did you see that rainbow yesterday?\" \" GERRY:\" \"Oh, yeah.\" \"That was beautiful.\" \" Gorgeous.\" \"Wasn't that the most fucking...\" \" I mean, that rainbow was beautiful.\" \" CURTIS:\" \"Best rainbow ever.\" \"How come I've never seen you before?\" \" Just passing through.\" \" Where you headed?\" \" New Orleans.\" \" Oh, man, I love New Orleans!\" \" Me too.\" \" Oh...\" \"You're going to your friend's home gig, right?\" \"Tony Roundtree?\" \"No, I don't have that kind of money.\" \" Then why?\" \" What do you mean?\" \"What, you're just heading down to New Orleans for the hell of it?\" \" Yeah, pretty much.\" \" (SCOFFS)\" \" That sounds all right.\" \" It's all right with me.\" \" Dale!\" \" Dale!\" \"GERRY:\" \"He just sits there staring at me, staring at me.\" \"\"Okay, buddy.\" \"Pick a card.\"\" \"Oh, I see, either of these cards...\" \"(STAMMERS)\" \"BOTH: 'Cause whichever card he turns over, he's gonna think it's a full boat!\" \" (LAUGHING)\" \" Yeah!\" \" Oh, that's beautiful.\" \" (KNOCKING ON TABLE)\" \"Yeah, it really was. (CHUCKLES)\" \"Okay, um, heads or tails?\" \"CURTIS:\" \"Tails.\" \"Yeah, again.\" \"All right, hold on.\" \"(MUTTERING)\" \" And...\" \"Call it.\" \" Tails.\" \"(COIN CLATTERS)\" \"Where did you come from?\" \"(LAUGHING)\" \"GERRY:\" \"No!\" \"No!\" \"(CHAIR SCRAPING)\" \"(MAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV)\" \"CURTIS:\" \"Hey, Denise, do you have any coconut oil?\" \"I have lotion.\" \"Uh...\" \"Never mind.\" \"So, um, you're his, uh...\" \"DENISE:\" \"Just friends.\" \" Thanks for the couch.\" \" You want breakfast?\" \"CURTIS:\" \"Dog races start at 1:00.\" \" GERRY:\" \"What time is it?\" \" 9:30.\" \"Oh, shit.\" \"Shit.\" \" CURTIS:\" \"What's wrong?\" \" I have work.\" \" You have a job?\" \" Yeah.\" \" Where'd I park the car?\" \" Hey, look at this.\" \"You see that?\" \"Look who's running in the sixth race, Dynamic Rainbow.\" \"Is that not our dog?\" \"Look me in the eye and tell me that's not our dog.\" \" That's a good name.\" \" It's a great name!\" \"(GROANS)\" \"Here.\" \"Go on.\" \"Count it.\" \" GERRY:\" \"Oh, no, that's okay.\" \" Come on, it's all right.\" \"Trusting a stranger, Gerry.\" \"It's just one of those things.\" \"I think that I'm finally starting to understand what you guys are after.\" \"And I think you're gonna find this is a real winner.\" \"Real winner.\" \"Sorry about this, folks.\" \"(MAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY)\" \"Well, even still, there's not much counter space.\" \"(MAN RESPONDING INDISTINCTLY)\" \"(CELL PHONE RINGING)\" \"I am on my way.\" \"CURTIS:\" \"Ah, that's beautiful.\" \"Beautiful.\" \"Do you want me to place a bet for you?\" \"They're saying that Dynamic Rainbow has got 48-to-1 odds.\" \"That's terrible.\" \"That is what makes it fun, Gerry.\" \"I'm laying 50 to win.\" \"What do you want to do?\" \"48-to-1?\" \"Geez, I don't know.\" \"Don't stress, baby, it's just dogs.\" \"NAVARRO ON CD PLAYER:\" \"Number 9.\" \"Nodding and...\" \"You know what?\" \"Put me down for 200 to place.\" \"All right, got it.\" \"(SINGING) Dynamic Rainbow Dynamic Rainbow\" \" (BELL RINGING)\" \" ANNOUNCER:\" \"Here comes Casey.\" \" GERRY:\" \"Which one is it?\" \" CURTIS:\" \"Number four.\" \"Dynamic Rainbow, number four, in the green, here we go!\" \"Come on, Rainbow!\" \"Come on, Rainbow!\" \"(BOTH SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)\" \"Go, Dynamic Rainbow!\" \"(BOTH SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)\" \" Beautiful...\" \" Look, look, look, look, look!\" \" Let's go, Rainbow!\" \"Come on.\" \" GERRY:\" \"Oh, yeah!\" \" Yeah!\" \"He's bringing it up!\" \" Come on, Rainbow.\" \"Pick it up!\" \"Come on, Rainbow!\" \"Go, Rainbow!\" \"Go, Rainbow!\" \"ANNOUNCER:\" \"Around the turn, coming down the home stretch to the wire.\" \"GERRY:\" \"Who do we got?\" \"Who do we got?\" \"Who do we got?\" \"Oh!\" \"Oh!\" \"Oh!\" \"Oh!\" \"Oh!\" \"ANNOUNCER:\" \"Dynamic Rainbow at the wire!\" \" We won!\" \" (BELL RINGING)\" \"CURTIS:\" \"Of course we won.\" \"You're damn right, we won!\" \"Oh, fuck, I'm an idiot.\" \" I'm an idiot.\" \"I bet to place!\" \" Oh, easy, you know what you had?\" \" I should have listened to you.\" \" You still won big, buddy...\" \"Come on, we just won a whole bunch of money.\" \"Let's go...\" \"Let's go celebrate.\" \"We'll have, uh, some drinks, we'll meet some ladies...\" \"Oh, no, I love this place.\" \"We can get drinks here.\" \" We can meet ladies here, I'm sure.\" \" (LAUGHING)\" \"Gerry, come on, it don't get any better than this.\" \"Right?\" \" Let's go, let's go have some fun...\" \" We just got here.\" \"Okay, hold on.\" \"Tell you what, tell you what...\" \"Next guy that comes out of the bathroom...\" \" If he's wearing glasses...\" \" No, no, no!\" \" We stay, if he's wearing glasses.\" \" No.\" \" It's just...\" \"It's just...\" \" You're on.\" \"Yes!\" \"I'll tell you what, Gerry, never bet on a dog named after a disabled president.\" \" I thought it was Teddy.\" \" Rollin' Roosevelt?\" \" It's a good name.\" \" No, no, it was not a good name.\" \" (CELL PHONE RINGING)\" \" Next time you quit when I tell you it's time.\" \"So, there was this guy back in Kansas City, Archie Hannahan.\" \" Never knew when to quit.\" \" Oh, yeah, yeah.\" \"I think I know where this story's going.\" \" You don't have to tell me.\" \" Hey, listen.\" \"Listen, Gerry.\" \" Okay.\" \" Archie, he owed every poker player in town at least a three...\" \"At least 300 bucks minimum.\" \"And it got to a point where he was asking his little nephews for change out of their piggy banks.\" \"I see him in Harrah's poker room one day and I walk over to say hello.\" \"I see that he's got a handsome pile of chips in front of him, over 5 grand.\" \"Archie starts bragging that he started the night with just 60 bucks, 60 bucks that he borrowed from some new chump, by the way.\" \"So, I pull him aside, and I say, \"Hey, listen, cash out now.\"\" \"He's got enough there to pay back everybody he owes and still get a slab at Oklahoma Joe's.\" \"Right?\" \"(IN SHRILL VOICE) \"You're right, you're right,\" he says.\" \"\"I'll stop as soon as the blind comes around.\"\" \" (CHUCKLING) Did he talk like that?\" \" Like a ball of helium, yeah.\" \"So, I feel good about myself, right?\" \"I'm smiling, I go back to my table.\" \"I'm thinking I've done a good deed here.\" \"The next thing I hear is Archie's high-pitched screaming voice saying,\" \"\"I'm all in!\"\" \"And he lost everything, right?\" \" Of course he lost everything.\" \" Yeah.\" \"But you know what he says to me?\" \"He says, \"Don't worry, it was just 60 bucks.\"\" \"Some guys are born to lose.\" \" You play?\" \"Pool.\" \"You play?\" \" Hmm?\" \"Oh, yeah.\" \"Not in a long time.\" \"CURTIS:\" \"Hey, hey, hey!\" \"20 bucks on my buddy here.\" \" GERRY:\" \"What are you...\" \"What are you doing?\" \" All right?\" \"I'm gonna watch you play this big winner right here.\" \" You said you played.\" \" Yeah, but not in a long time.\" \" So, you'll lose.\" \" No, you'll lose.\" \"No, I'm not gonna lose.\" \"I'm spending 20 bucks to watch you make a fool of yourself.\" \"(STUTTERING) That's not losing, that's entertainment.\" \" MAN:\" \"We're gonna play or what?\" \" CURTIS:\" \"We're gonna play.\" \"And we're gonna...\" \"We're gonna play, huh?\" \"You want to be entertained?\" \" 50 bucks.\" \"Let's play for 50 bucks.\" \" CURTIS:\" \"Hey, hey, hey, hey.\" \"Gerry!\" \"Play nice now.\" \"Okay, 50 bucks.\" \"You like that?\" \"500.\" \"1,000.\" \"Let's play for $1,000.\" \"(CHUCKLES)\" \"That's enough.\" \"You fellows don't belong here, do you?\" \" I'm...\" \"I'm really...\" \"I'm not very good.\" \" CURTIS:\" \"Okay...\" \" I'm really...\" \" Hey, hey, hey, no...\" \"Easy, easy, we're good.\" \"We're good.\" \"We're good.\" \"We don't want to upset your beautiful highness, thank you very much.\" \"(LAUGHING)\" \" And what're you doing tomorrow?\" \" (LAUGHS)\" \"What are you doing tomorrow?\" \"Well, I think it's Machu Picchu time for me.\" \"Time for me to hit the road.\" \" Oh, okay.\" \" Yeah.\" \"Okay, well, it was great to meet you.\" \"You too, Gerry.\" \" Hey, do you want a ride someplace?\" \" No.\" \"No, I'm just gonna...\" \"I'm gonna steal a bike.\" \"Hey.\" \"Hey.\" \"Man, you, uh, you got a light?\" \"Uh, no.\" \" What's that for?\" \" Give me the money.\" \" I don't have any money.\" \" Bullshit.\" \"$1,000 bets?\" \"Yeah, I heard you back there.\" \" No, no, no, fuck...\" \" Just give it to me.\" \"Hey, I told you, I don't have any money.\" \"Okay, I lost it on Rollin' Roosevelt.\" \" Don't make me cut you.\" \" Take it easy, buddy.\" \"Okay?\" \"Take it easy.\" \"I'm gonna show you.\" \" Hurry up!\" \" Here, here, here.\" \"See, I don't have any money.\" \" Do I look stupid?\" \" (DOOR OPENS)\" \"Ahh!\" \"Damn it!\" \"(GROANS)\" \" Damn...\" \" MAN:\" \"You all right, man?\" \" Shit.\" \" Hey, man, you want us to call somebody?\" \"Hey, you forgot your knife, asshole!\" \"Hey-hey!\" \"Gerry, hey!\" \"(LAUGHS)\" \"It's so great to see you, man.\" \"So, how long's it been?\" \"Oh, I don't know.\" \"A couple of months.\" \"Too long.\" \"It's been too long.\" \"Yeah, I know.\" \" Have you been avoiding me, Gerry?\" \" No, no, I...\" \"Can I bring you something to drink?\" \"GERRY:\" \"Um, yeah, I'll take a coffee.\" \"Oh, forgive me, but I got here early.\" \"I ordered a salad, order whatever you want.\" \" It's on me.\" \" No, it's fine.\" \"I know it's fine, but I insist.\" \"Okay.\" \"Sure.\" \"I'll take a burger, medium-rare.\" \"And fries.\" \"WAITER:\" \"All right.\" \" Hey, and how are you?\" \" You know, same old grind.\" \"I would like to retire soon, but it doesn't seem to be heading that direction.\" \"Uh...\" \" How's the real estate?\" \" Oh.\" \"Slow and low.\" \" I'm sure it'll pick up soon.\" \" Yeah.\" \"Eventually.\" \"Don't make me ask, Gerry.\" \"Um, so, last night I had $800.\" \"I go out into the parking lot, fucking guy robs me.\" \"Meth head.\" \"With a knife, he stabs me.\" \" In the gut.\" \"See.\" \" Oh!\" \"Oh, God, Gerry, put that down.\" \"You need to have somebody look at that.\" \" Are you okay?\" \" Yeah, yeah.\" \"I'm fine.\" \" I can't imagine.\" \" It was pretty scary.\" \" At least you're okay.\" \" Yeah, it's just a scratch.\" \"It could have been a lot worse, you know?\" \" Hmm.\" \" (CELL PHONE RINGING)\" \"(INDISTINCT)\" \"I got to take it.\" \"Hey!\" \"Oh, Jesus, Lord.\" \"No.\" \"I'm not bringing it to the school.\" \"I'm in a meeting, ask your dad.\" \"I don't know where he is.\" \"You know, it's not my fault that you forgot it.\" \"Teenagers!\" \"God.\" \"Hey...\" \"Shh!\" \"Okay, I'm...\" \"I will, I'm gonna bring it.\" \"This is the last time though.\" \"I'll be there in half an hour.\" \"Do not keep me waiting out front.\" \"You're so lucky you don't have to deal with that shit.\" \" Gerry, I tell you.\" \" Oh, fuck...\" \"So, what do you have for me today?\" \"This is about $80.\" \"I had the rest, but...\" \" Meth head.\" \" Fucking meth head.\" \" Bad beat.\" \" The worst.\" \" Things will look up.\" \" They always do.\" \"Well, not always.\" \"Couple of weeks.\" \"Couple of weeks, don't worry about it.\" \" Tomorrow.\" \" Mmm, no.\" \"Tomorrow, Gerry.\" \"I'll send Tim to drop you a visit.\" \"Oh, no, no.\" \"There's no need to bring him into all of this.\" \"Couple of days I'll have a commission, and, uh...\" \" Get it together.\" \" I had the money.\" \" Yeah.\" \" This time it wasn't my fault.\" \"SAM:\" \"I understand.\" \" Take care.\" \" Yeah.\" \" Gerry.\" \" Hey!\" \"Curtis, I know you're probably halfway to New Orleans...\" \"Crazy day.\" \"Gerry, I ended up in Chicago.\" \"I won a ticket to the Bulls game shooting dice this morning.\" \"So, I went.\" \"But now I'm back in your neck of the woods.\" \"You are?\" \"Where?\" \"I'm at the same, uh, same place.\" \"Same place we met the other night.\" \"What place?\" \"No.\" \" (LAUGHS)\" \" Gerry.\" \"Gerry, would you be so kind as to order me a Woodford?\" \"(LAUGHING)\" \"A Woodford!\" \"Two Woodfords!\" \"Have you seen a NBA game up close?\" \" Those guys are tall!\" \" Hey, man.\" \" It's a sign.\" \" What is?\" \"It's a sign!\" \"You walking in the door while I'm calling you on the telephone\" \" is a sign, I'm telling you, it's a sign.\" \" All right.\" \"Okay, look what happened to me after you left last night.\" \" What is that?\" \" In the parking lot.\" \" Some guy cut me.\" \" Are you okay?\" \"(STUTTERS) It's not serious.\" \"What I'm getting at...\" \"Did you know the guy?\" \"Yeah, yeah, I know him, we play some softball on the weekends.\" \" That's a fair question.\" \" No!\" \"It's not a...\" \" He was mugging me.\" \" That's gonna hurt like hell.\" \"It stings a little bit, but what I'm getting at is...\" \"CURTIS:\" \"Shit.\" \"Hey, hey, Curtis, what I'm trying to get at here, is that good things happen when you're around, and when you're not, when you leave...\" \" (LAUGHS) You get stabbed.\" \" Yeah!\" \"(BOTH LAUGHING)\" \"I've been thinking, you know?\" \"That home game, uh, New Orleans,\" \" disassociated guy...\" \" Tony Roundtree?\" \"Boom!\" \"I want in.\" \"That game has a $25,000 buy-in, Gerry.\" \" Which is a lot.\" \"That's a lot.\" \" Yeah.\" \" But I got a plan.\" \" I'm listening.\" \" We go down the Mississippi.\" \" Okay.\" \"Yeah.\" \"We go down the Mississippi like Huck-fucking-Finn\" \" and Jim...\" \" On a raft.\" \" No, we take my car.\" \"Okay.\" \" Okay.\" \"But we hit up all the action, everything along the way.\" \" I know some weekly home games.\" \" Yeah.\" \" Casinos.\" \" Sure.\" \"Then we got the gambling towns.\" \"We got, uh... (SINGING) Memphis, Tennessee\" \"(SINGING) We gotta win that race\" \"Vicksburg\" \" Tunica.\" \" Absolutely, Tunica!\" \"Now, I'm gonna be straight with you.\" \"I'm in a little bit of a hole right now.\" \"I'm working my way back out, so all I need you to do is stake me 500 out the gate...\" \"Hey, look, it's not...\" \"It's not...\" \"It's an investment.\" \"Okay?\" \"Because I'll play, you'll be my lucky charm.\" \" We split the winnings even-Steven.\" \" What about your job?\" \" They won't miss me.\" \" Can I ask you a personal question?\" \"(SIGHS) Yeah.\" \"How much do you owe?\" \" A lot.\" \" To who?\" \"Everyone.\" \"I'll stake you $2,000.\" \"Your car, my cash.\" \" Hot damn.\" \"That's what I'm talking about.\" \" (LAUGHS)\" \" That's what I'm talking about.\" \" Come here!\" \"Easy, easy with that.\" \"Wish me luck.\" \"(GERRY LAUGHING)\" \" Let's go.\" \" Go, go, go, go.\" \"Is everything okay?\" \"CURTIS:\" \"Tony Roundtree, he once had a pet tiger.\" \"He won it playing baccarat with an Arab prince.\" \"Cleans the guy out, the prince wants to keep playing, so he puts his tiger on the table,\" \" not literally, but...\" \"Yeah.\" \" Yeah.\" \"You know, joke's on Tony, though.\" \"Didn't know he'd be hemorrhaging money on this thing.\" \"He's got to register it with the federal government, get a special permit.\" \"First time I met him was on a bar car of an Amtrak train from Denver to Albuquerque.\" \"I remember he was wearing this blue velvet smoking jacket and drank from a copper flask.\" \"(NAVARRO CD PLAYS)\" \"And the tiger?\" \"He's tranquilized and checked with the other cargo.\" \"He checked a tiger on an Amtrak train?\" \"Apparently they have a policy.\" \" (LAUGHING)\" \" Hey, hey, hey.\" \"You want to know what it costs to check a 600-pound animal?\" \"Yeah!\" \"Yeah!\" \"(LAUGHS)\" \"Hold on a second, what're we listening to here?\" \"Oh, this?\" \"200 Poker Tells by Joe Navarro.\" \" Are you serious?\" \" Yeah.\" \"How often do you listen to this, Gerry?\" \"Whenever I drive.\" \"Are you gonna make me listen to this the whole way to New Orleans?\" \"We don't have to listen to it.\" \"WOMAN:\" \"Hey, there, Gerry.\" \"Substituted you at the office today.\" \"Hope everything's okay.\" \"Um...\" \"Anyway, it's all a bit awkward, but I feel I need to mention that some of the petty cash seems to have gone missing.\" \"Not that I'm accusing you of taking it, but Janice said when she left last night there was over 200 in the box.\" \"Also, a friend of yours named Tim stopped by.\" \"Said he's looking for you.\" \"NAVARRO ON CD PLAYER:\" \"Fear.\" \"These soft areas will quiver or twitch,\" \" revealing the person's...\" \" (CELL PHONE RINGS) ...negative emotional state.\" \"(CD CONTINUES PLAYING)\" \"(GROANS)\" \"Who's that?\" \"Nobody.\" \"You bring any snacks?\" \"Yeah, I have some jerky back there.\" \"Can you grab some for me, too?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Nice.\" \" You brought cigars.\" \" Oh, no, it's not...\" \"CURTIS:\" \"Oh, what's all this?\" \"An emergency fund.\" \"Just in case.\" \" In case of what?\" \" Emergency.\" \"You got watches, Gerry.\" \"You collect baseball cards?\" \"Is that a wedding ring?\" \" Yeah.\" \" Get outta here.\" \"You were married?\" \"Hard to believe, huh?\" \"I didn't mean it like that.\" \"I just...\" \"What happened?\" \"She left.\" \"Would you want any of that jerky back there?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Here it is.\" \"Jackpot.\" \"Yes, sir.\" \"Hot chocolate.\" \"That's what I'm talking about.\" \"(WOMEN LAUGHING)\" \" Well, hello.\" \" Hi.\" \" Can I help you with something?\" \" I'm Curtis.\" \" Simone.\" \" That's a nice name.\" \" Thanks.\" \" I'm, uh, I'm looking for...\" \" For a woman.\" \" Sure, what sort of woman you looking for?\" \"Oh, she's about that tall.\" \"She's got cinnamon hair, soft pale skin, devastating blue eyes...\" \"Funny, but I think I've seen just the woman you're looking for.\" \" CURTIS:\" \"You have?\" \" Yeah.\" \"CURTIS:\" \"I've been tracking her scent for miles around here.\" \"They say that working-class hound dogs have the best sense of smell.\" \"Woof, woof.\" \"Woof, woof, woof, woof...\" \"Well, don't just stand there barking, little doggy.\" \"Come inside and get yourself a treat.\" \"(SIMONE LAUGHS)\" \" This is Gerry.\" \"Gerry, Simone.\" \" Hey.\" \"All right, these were the best that I could do.\" \" Did I ever tell you how amazing you are?\" \" Too often to feel sincere.\" \" Here, Gerry.\" \" Thank you.\" \"Hey, don't be shy, Gerry, we're all friends.\" \"So, you guys play poker?\" \"No, we just work here, honey.\" \"What is it you do?\" \"We get paid for our companionship.\" \"Oh, yeah, yeah. (CLEARS THROAT)\" \"Hi.\" \"What happened there?\" \" It's nothing serious.\" \" Doesn't look like nothing.\" \"Gerry saved my life in a knife fight.\" \" I'm Gerry.\" \"That's not true.\" \" Vanessa.\" \"Hey, Curtis, how was Peru?\" \" Uh, not yet, sweetie.\" \"But soon, I promise.\" \" Mmm-hmm.\" \"You can change in there if you want to.\" \"Yeah, okay.\" \"Fine.\" \"Looking good, Mr. Vonn.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Thank you very much.\" \"I'll tell you something, Gerry.\" \"First thing we do when we get to New Orleans, we buy new suits.\" \"Oh, I don't really wear suits.\" \"Yeah, you're gonna have to.\" \"We are going to Tony Roundtree's.\" \"We can't go dressed like this.\" \"Well, in that case, I've always wanted a white suit, you know, like Glen Campbell.\" \"Mental note, next trip, open sea.\" \"Hey, what's up with Peru?\" \"I heard you talking to Vanessa.\" \"What's that about?\" \"It's kind of a joke, you know?\" \"Like when I'm done with a person or a place and it's time to move on, I'll say, \"It's Machu Picchu time.\"\" \" Machu Picchu?\" \" Yeah. (CHUCKLES)\" \"You might say it's kind of like the end of my rainbow, you know?\" \"Mysterious and exotic, it's like a place you just get lost, you never come back from.\" \"Plus it's fun to say...\" \"Lot of fun to say.\" \"Machu Picchu.\" \"Try it.\" \" Machu Picchu.\" \" Machu Picchu.\" \" Machu Picchu.\" \" (ENUNCIATES) Machu Picchu.\" \"(ENUNCIATES LOUDLY) Machu Picchu.\" \"(PIANO PLAYING)\" \"I'll be at the bar if you need me.\" \"(INDISTINCT CHATTER)\" \"CURTIS:\" \"Excuse me.\" \"Excuse me.\" \"Hey!\" \"Tell me something that I don't know about St. Louis.\" \"I've only been here a few months.\" \"That's no excuse.\" \"I was only in Iowa for a few days.\" \"I can tell you that Marion Robert Morrison was born in Winterset, Iowa, 1907.\" \"Am I supposed to know who that is?\" \"You might know him by his stage name, John Wayne.\" \"John Wayne.\" \"I can also tell you that Iowa is the only state in the country that begins with two vowels.\" \"And that the National Balloon Museum in Indianola chronicles over 200 years of guess what?\" \"Right, ballooning history.\" \"Okay.\" \"Okay, fine.\" \"So, I don't know if this is true...\" \"I don't care.\" \"Lay it on me.\" \"You know when you're in a hotel room and they put the little chocolate on the pillows?\" \" Mmm-hmm.\" \" That was started in St. Louis by...\" \"You have nice legs.\" \" You're supposed to guess who.\" \" Okay, Ben Franklin.\" \"Close.\" \"Cary Grant.\" \"Really?\" \"He was staying at the Mayfair and wooing a certain lady friend by putting chocolate on her pillow.\" \"Who told you that?\" \" A friend.\" \" Who?\" \"I don't remember.\" \" Take a guess.\" \" What are you getting at?\" \"Were you in a hotel room when this friend told you\" \" about Cary Grant's chocolate...\" \" I don't remember.\" \" ...seduction technique?\" \" So what if I was?\" \"Six months is a long time, Curtis.\" \"Six months?\" \"It hasn't been six months.\" \"Six months.\" \"September, October, November, December,\" \"January, February, March.\" \"Seven months.\" \"Seven months.\" \"Tell me something else about St. Louis.\" \"DEALER:\" \"Heads up.\" \"500 is the bet.\" \"Raise to 1,000.\" \"Call.\" \"Heads up.\" \"Check.\" \"DEALER: 1,000 is the bet.\" \"Call.\" \"Heads up.\" \"Check.\" \"DEALER:\" \"He's all in.\" \"How do you get a sweet little old lady to yell, \"Go fuck yourself!\"\" \"(PLAYERS CHUCKLE)\" \"You get another sweet little old lady to yell, \"Bingo!\"\" \"(LAUGHTER)\" \"Bingo. (CHUCKLES)\" \" Yeah, I'll call.\" \" DEALER:\" \"Call.\" \" Take it.\" \"You got me.\" \" (GERRY THUMPING HAND ON TABLE)\" \" It's trust.\" \"Trust her.\" \" (BOTH LAUGH)\" \"Is that a problem?\" \"I love that story.\" \"Back in England there was, you know, earls.\" \" Yeah.\" \" Okay?\" \"There was an Earl of Sandwich.\" \"He was a gambler.\" \"He was standing at the tables all day long.\" \"Oh, I'm a bit hungry.\" \"What am I gonna do?\" \"Uh, I know.\" \"Hey, you know, buddy, go put some meat between a couple of pieces of bread.\" \"(LAUGHS) The Earl of Sandwich is...\" \" There it is.\" \" ...the best name I've ever heard.\" \" (LAUGHS)\" \" What are you talking about?\" \" He came up with...\" \" You boys just gonna sit there all night?\" \"GERRY:\" \"He was a great gambler.\" \"VANESSA:\" \"Come dance.\" \"C-A, C-A...\" \"I didn't know that... (CURTIS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)\" \" VANESSA:\" \"First word.\" \" CURTIS:\" \"First word.\" \"Hey, I want to smoke a cigarette.\" \"CURTIS:\" \"He just won $7,000.\" \"Give the man something.\" \"(CHUCKLING) Where did you find him?\" \"Poker table, tournament with a $60 buy-in.\" \"He had a collared shirt and a missing button.\" \"And you ordered him a Woodford.\" \"(LAUGHS)\" \"What's he need the money for?\" \"He believes that it will set him free.\" \"He's a good guy.\" \"That's what you said about George.\" \"You mean Jorge?\" \"What do you have against Jorge?\" \"His name was George.\" \"And he was a liar and a thief.\" \"He was not.\" \"Okay.\" \"What's in this for you?\" \"The journey is the destination, sweetheart.\" \"It's not an answer.\" \"It's a bumper sticker.\" \"There's nothing in it for me.\" \"There's nothing.\" \" Do you know any magic tricks?\" \" GERRY:\" \"No.\" \"Do you?\" \"Yeah?\" \"(LAUGHS)\" \" Do you want to see?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Okay, but I'm just learning.\" \"So, you can't make fun of me.\" \"I won't make fun of you.\" \"Wait.\" \"So, what next?\" \" What?\" \" After New Orleans.\" \"What then?\" \" You should come with us.\" \" Shut up.\" \"It would be so much fun.\" \" I have school.\" \" Play hooky.\" \"Curtis, I can't just, you know,\" \" like you, hit the road on a whim.\" \" Didn't your mama ever tell you that you can do anything you want?\" \" No, she did not.\" \" Well, then I'm saying it for her.\" \"Okay, I'll come with you.\" \"Tell me what I need to pack for this little mystery tour.\" \" Whatever you want.\" \" Should I bring a jacket?\" \"Will it be cold?\" \"No.\" \"What about a bikini?\" \"You know I love the beach.\" \" Definitely bring a bikini.\" \" Should I bring my running shoes?\" \"Will there be a gym where we're going?\" \" I'll find one.\" \" Um, dresses...\" \"Should I bring a dress for you?\" \"Will you help me pick some to go with my high-heeled shoes?\" \"And what about condoms?\" \"Am I going to have to work on this journey?\" \"Are you gonna cover my expenses?\" \" GERRY:\" \"Okay.\" \" Mmm-hmm.\" \"(BLOWS AND LAUGHS)\" \"(LAUGHS) That's good.\" \"That's good.\" \"(LAUGHS)\" \"What!\" \"Wow!\" \"So little.\" \"That's amazing.\" \"Where did it come from?\" \"I hid him earlier so that I could show you guys my trick tonight.\" \"Magicians are not supposed to reveal their secrets.\" \"I'm just sayin', you know.\" \"I'm still learning, I guess.\" \"GERRY:\" \"Hey.\" \"Hey, little buddy.\" \"Oh, look at you.\" \"You're so small.\" \" (MEWS)\" \" Hello, hello, you're okay.\" \"You're okay.\" \"Yeah?\" \"You're okay.\" \"Look at this little thing.\" \" Your turn.\" \" I don't know any tricks.\" \"Come on, I showed you mine, you have to show me yours.\" \" (CHUCKLES)\" \" No, it can be anything.\" \"Anything?\" \"Okay.\" \"You got it?\" \"Okay.\" \"(GERRY PLAYING CHORDS)\" \"GERRY:\" \"Okay.\" \"(PLAYING SOFT MELODY)\" \"Is that Vanessa?\" \"No, it must be your friend.\" \"I didn't know Gerry played.\" \"He's pretty good.\" \"I liked that.\" \"You married?\" \"Girlfriend?\" \"I have a little girl.\" \"That's cute.\" \"Do you have a picture?\" \"She lives with her mom in Little Rock.\" \"I have problems with money.\" \"Did I say anything about money?\" \"I didn't mean it like that.\" \"No, it was...\" \"It was something I wanted to tell you so I don't...\" \"I'm gonna do something with my life.\" \"I may not have that figured out yet, but I'm gonna do something.\" \"It's something I wanted to tell you.\" \" So I did.\" \" (BOTH LAUGH)\" \"(LAUGHS)\" \"Hey.\" \"Hey, JP?\" \"Can you put me down for a five tonight on Hawaii over Gonzaga?\" \"That's bullshit.\" \"No, bullshit.\" \"I have it.\" \"I have the money.\" \"I literally have the money right here in my hand.\" \"I'm looking at it.\" \"Eh, JP?\" \"JP?\" \"Fuckin' asshole.\" \"JOE NAVARRO ON CD:\" \"Number 118.\" \"Sitting lower and lower.\" \"Players who slip lower and lower in their chairs during a hand are progressively revealing their weakness.\" \" Most players are not aware how low...\" \" That's yours, you know.\" \" ...or how high they're sitting.\" \" Huh?\" \"You're a sloucher.\" \"It's your tell.\" \" You slouch when you're worried.\" \" Get outta here.\" \"Hey, you're doing it right now.\" \"Seemed like Vanessa was really into you.\" \"Yeah, we had a good time.\" \" Did you sleep with her?\" \" No.\" \" What?\" \" Why not?\" \"I don't know.\" \"It just didn't...\" \"Didn't feel like there was that, you know...\" \"I thought you knew how to read people.\" \"She was sending you signals all night.\" \"Well, maybe I didn't feel like it.\" \" You like women?\" \" Yeah.\" \" It's okay if you don't.\" \" Oh...\" \"What about you and Simone?\" \"What's going on there?\" \" We had sex last night.\" \" No, that's not what I'm asking.\" \"Why are you changing the subject?\" \"Do you know your voice goes up an octave when you talk to her?\" \"You get all soft, dreamy.\" \"You must really love that girl.\" \"You're avoiding the subject, Gerry...\" \"What are you doing?\" \" What are you afraid of?\" \" I'm not afraid of anything.\" \"What, what are you talking about \"afraid of\"?\" \" Your ex-wife.\" \" Mmm-hmm.\" \"Yeah, that's what this is about.\" \"She left you.\" \"You want her back.\" \"I should have known it was about a woman.\" \" It's not about a woman.\" \" Yeah, it is.\" \"You know how I know?\" \" (WHISPERS) You're slouching.\" \" You don't know anything.\" \"I've been on the road a long time.\" \"I know what makes people tick.\" \"Yeah, yeah, yeah.\" \"You're a regular Oprah,\" \" Dr. Phil, right?\" \" I'm saying that, look, my experience has given me certain insights into the human condition.\" \"Your experience?\" \"How old are you?\" \" Forget it.\" \" No, come on.\" \"No, forget it.\" \" How old are you?\" \" All right, bullshit.\" \"I know what you're doing, all right?\" \"Age is not the only indication of life experience.\" \"See, I'm 44.\" \" I'm 39.\" \" Bullshit!\" \"But I bet you for 100 bucks\" \" I can guess your age.\" \" (LAUGHS) You are on.\" \"Okay, take your glasses off, just for a second.\" \"Let me have a look.\" \"Let me have a look.\" \"Oh, that's 35.\" \"You're 35.\" \"I am 35.\" \" How'd you know that?\" \" I told you, I'm good with ages.\" \"My ass, you're good with ages.\" \"How did you know that?\" \"I read your driver's license.\" \" When?\" \" This morning.\" \" You were in the bathroom.\" \" Why?\" \" I wanted to know if you are...\" \" Why did you do that?\" \" ...who you say you are.\" \" And what did you learn?\" \"You're Curtis Vonn, 35, with an expired North Dakota driver's license.\" \"Holy shit.\" \"Is that it?\" \"Is there anything else you want to share?\" \"No.\" \"(CD CONTINUES PLAYING)\" \"Muddy Waters, Howlin' Wolf, B. B. King, Otis Redding,\" \"Isaac Hayes...\" \"There's even some famous white folk from Memphis you might have heard of.\" \"Elvis Presley, Jerry Lee Lewis, Carl Perkins,\" \" Johnny Cash...\" \" All those people from Memphis?\" \"And don't forget about Justin Timberlake.\" \" CURTIS:\" \"Very impressive, my friend.\" \" MAN:\" \"Yeah.\" \"Hey, how we doing?\" \"I'm gonna get a burger.\" \"You want one?\" \"No, no, no.\" \"I gotta get ready.\" \"I gotta go to this game.\" \"All right.\" \"WOMAN:\" \"Why you didn't bet on Midnight Runner?\" \"Why?\" \" What happened?\" \" CURTIS:\" \"How long were you married?\" \" Eight years.\" \" That's a long time.\" \" It's supposed to be longer.\" \" I like women too much to marry one.\" \" (LAUGHS)\" \" Are you married, pops?\" \"Been married six times, but not at present.\" \" Well, here's to lucky number seven.\" \" Thank you.\" \" CURTIS:\" \"If you want it.\" \" (LAUGHING)\" \"Miss the married life?\" \"Do I miss it?\" \"Well, let me put it like this,\" \"I just know it's better to not be alone.\" \"Amen.\" \"(INDISTINCT CHATTER)\" \"(INDISTINCT CHATTER)\" \"(SINGING UPBEAT SONG)\" \"Oh, shit.\" \" Well, Hawaii beat Gonzaga.\" \" WOMAN:\" \"Big-time upset.\" \" Well, I heard...\" \" Rainbow Warriors.\" \"I raise 600.\" \"DEALER:\" \"Raise 600.\" \"(INDISTINCT CHATTER)\" \"Heads up.\" \"DEALER: 1,500.\" \"Call.\" \"I'll check.\" \"All in.\" \"DEALER:\" \"She's all in at 10,600.\" \"I'll call.\" \"DEALER:\" \"She's got you covered.\" \"(ALL EXCLAIM IN SURPRISE)\" \"DEALER:\" \"Heads up.\" \"(ALL EXCLAIM)\" \"DENNIS:\" \"Wow.\" \"That's a night.\" \" WOMAN:\" \"Man!\" \" MAN:\" \"Wow.\" \"WOMAN:\" \"I did not deserve that.\" \"Sorry, Gerry.\" \"DENNIS:\" \"Oh, that's a tough break, Gerry.\" \"I'm gonna get a smoke.\" \"Let's go again.\" \"MAN:\" \"Shit.\" \" GERRY:\" \"Let's go again.\" \" WOMAN:\" \"Gerry, call it a night.\" \"Oh, come on.\" \"Just give me $1,000.\" \"Tell her I'm good for $1,000.\" \" MAN:\" \"It's a bad beat, Gerry.\" \" DENNIS:\" \"Throw in the towel, man.\" \"(SIGHS DEEPLY)\" \"(CROWD CHEERING)\" \"(SINGER HOWLS)\" \"(LAUGHING)\" \"(SOBBING)\" \"(CELL PHONE RINGS)\" \" $100,000, right?\" \" (MAN WHISTLES)\" \"The deal was that Slim had to get C-cup breast implants and leave them in for exactly one year.\" \"Not only did he win the bet, and he was paid, I can vouch for that.\" \" MAN:\" \"Woman titties for a whole year?\" \" But he met a woman, a straight woman that loved his fake tits so much,\" \" that she married him.\" \" MAN:\" \"Get the fuck out of here.\" \" He's still got 'em, perky as ever.\" \" (MAN LAUGHS)\" \"Right?\" \"Gerry?\" \" Hey, how did it go?\" \" Good.\" \"That's a...\" \"Son of a bitch, that's great.\" \"Come sit down with us, here, have a...\" \"Have a drink.\" \"Let's celebrate.\" \"Meet some people.\" \"Actually...\" \"Just take a moment of your time?\" \"I'd like just to have a word.\" \"Yeah, yeah, yeah.\" \"I'll be right back, you beautiful losers.\" \"I don't know what it means.\" \"I don't know what it means.\" \"What, what means?\" \"Okay.\" \"(CHUCKLING) This is gonna sound crazy.\" \"I was all in on this monster pot.\" \"Okay?\" \"I was down to the river, I was gone, I mean, I was wiped out.\" \"And all I needed was a queen and...\" \"A queen, the only thing that could save me, and I made myself a promise and I know this sounds so stupid, but I made myself a promise that if I got a queen,\" \"I'd go and...\" \"I'd go to Little Rock.\" \"I'd make things right, you know, with my queen.\" \"You know what I mean?\" \"Your ex-wife.\" \" You were right.\" \" Of course...\" \"A woman.\" \"What did I tell you, huh?\" \"It's always a woman.\" \"(SOFTLY) I don't know what to do.\" \"I know what to do.\" \"We go to Little Rock.\" \"That's what we do.\" \"It's not on our way.\" \"It just seems crazy.\" \"Am I crazy?\" \" Oh, you're a fucking lunatic.\" \" (CHUCKLES)\" \" But I love it.\" \" You don't mind?\" \"Gerry, I don't...\" \"A beautiful woman right in there, asked me to go home with her tonight.\" \" And?\" \" And I turned her down.\" \" You did?\" \" Yep.\" \"Why?\" \"When you come to a fork in a road, you take it.\" \"Let's go to Little Rock.\" \" Gerry.\" \" Hey, Dorothy.\" \"What are you doing here?\" \"I was just driving through Little Rock.\" \"I thought I'd stop by.\" \"Oh, you were just stopping through Little Rock.\" \"Look, I don't have to stay.\" \"I just...\" \"Thought it did be nice to see you.\" \"Even if it is just for a minute.\" \"Come on in, I guess.\" \"I was just making some tea.\" \"(KETTLE WHISTLING)\" \" Do you want some?\" \" Yeah, yeah.\" \"Sure.\" \"Absolutely.\" \"Hey, darling.\" \"Did I wake you?\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"SIMONE:\" \"No, it's okay.\" \"Where are you?\" \"We're...\" \"We're on a little detour in Little Rock.\" \" Little Rock?\" \" Yeah.\" \"What happened to New Orleans?\" \"No, I'm sitting in a car right now, outside Gerry's ex-wife's house, and he just went in there to win her back.\" \"And he got me thinking about you.\" \"Me and St. Louis,\" \"Kansas City, all kinds of places, really.\" \" Where is she?\" \" School.\" \"That's good.\" \"Hmm.\" \"How are things with Gary?\" \"We got married.\" \"Oh, oh...\" \"Congratulations.\" \"Did you ever think it was funny that you traded me in for a Gary?\" \"You know, Gerry, Gary...\" \"Well, where is he?\" \" Working.\" \" What does he do?\" \"He's an electrician.\" \"That's a good job.\" \"Wait a minute.\" \"Wait a minute.\" \"(SIGHS)\" \"I... that... that...\" \"I used to be in this photograph.\" \"That's my hand.\" \"You cut me out of this picture.\" \"I didn't want you on my wall, Gerry.\" \"Well, okay, but you have to cut me out of my daughter's life\" \" so that she can't see me?\" \" Is that a joke?\" \"You cut yourself out years ago.\" \" No, no.\" \" Yeah, yeah.\" \"When is the last time you visited?\" \"Or sent a present on her birthday?\" \"Well, I had been having some\" \" money difficulties...\" \" It's not about money.\" \"How about checking her homework, or making dinner or, uh, calling?\" \"(CHUCKLES)\" \"To say hi.\" \"You...\" \"Thank you for the tea.\" \"May I use the bathroom on my way out, please?\" \"You know where it is.\" \"Teach me something.\" \"I'm tired, Curtis.\" \"Come on.\" \"I just want to hear your voice.\" \"Sing me a song.\" \" I'm not gonna sing you a song right now.\" \" Please.\" \"Please.\" \"Pretty please?\" \"All right.\" \"How about this?\" \"(SINGING) A, B, C, D, E, F, G\" \"H, I, J, K\" \"L, M, N, O, P\" \"Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y and Z\" \"Now you know your ABCs\" \"Next time won't you sing with me?\" \" Hello?\" \" What if I came back?\" \"Get out.\" \"You know, I was gonna pay you back.\" \"(GLASS SHATTERS)\" \"DOROTHY:\" \"Leave it.\" \"You want to talk about it?\" \"No.\" \"It's fine.\" \"I love this place, Gerry.\" \"Moe Greene of Tunica, Mississippi.\" \"We're gonna get comped for days.\" \"I'm not gonna let anyone stab you.\" \"Welcome back to Player's Town.\" \"Thank you, Dora.\" \"I'm sorry, this expired in 2009.\" \"Mmm-mmm.\" \"I'm afraid so.\" \"I don't see how that's possible.\" \"Can you try that again?\" \"Go easy now.\" \"I'm sorry, sir.\" \"Well, I have to say that I am very disappointed in you, Dora.\" \"Well, we do have some suites available for $395 a night.\" \"Can't you just, you know, push the right buttons down there and comp us a suite for old times' sake, what do you say?\" \"Um, sorry, sir.\" \"What time you get off?\" \"I'll be here till 11:00.\" \"I want to meet you in the Player's Lounge at 11:15.\" \"(SCOFFS)\" \" I got a man.\" \" What's your man have to do with me?\" \"That's a pretty ring.\" \"Okay, look.\" \"I can get you the AARP discount.\" \"That's 10% off.\" \"Gerry, hey.\" \"What do you say?\" \"How about one night?\" \"We can afford one night.\" \" Forget it.\" \"Let's go someplace else.\" \" Why?\" \"Okay.\" \"How much is the regular room?\" \" $99.\" \" That's a little steep, don't you think?\" \" Come on, just give me the money.\" \" Oh, hold on.\" \"Just one moment.\" \"Do you realize that this guy is the Mel Greene of Tunica, Mississippi?\" \"He has a VIP card.\" \"So, please, can you just comp us for one night, that's all?\" \"I'm sorry, sir.\" \"I don't have the authority to do that.\" \"Okay, that's not...\" \"Okay, no.\" \"No, I'm gonna need to speak to a manager right now!\" \" A manager!\" \" Hey, Gerry.\" \"Excuse us.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"One second.\" \"Can I talk to you for a second?\" \" Where's the money?\" \" What money?\" \"(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)\" \"We're gonna be fine.\" \"Gerry, your lips are telling me that we're gonna be fine, but you're slouching like a...\" \"Like a kid who just pissed his pants in the sandbox.\" \"Where are we at, huh?\" \"Ger?\" \"Ground zero.\" \"I tried to tell you before.\" \" You tried to tell me?\" \" Fucking cunt!\" \"Shit!\" \"I was nailing her all night and she fucking turned queen on the...\" \"You lost in Memphis.\" \"(SIGHS)\" \"What were we doing in Little Rock?\" \"(SIGHS)\" \"I can win it back.\" \"I can get it back.\" \"I can get us all the way to 25.\" \"It isn't about the money, Gerry.\" \"Yeah, of course it's about the money.\" \"Come on, man.\" \"What do you think, this is a vacation for me?\" \"(SIGHS)\" \"(CHUCKLES)\" \"You're a piece of work, you know that?\" \"Hey, I did everything right.\" \"I played it right.\" \"I just...\" \"I just can't catch a break!\" \"I just can't win.\" \"This story doesn't have a happy ending, Gerry.\" \"I think you should go back home to Iowa.\" \"No, no.\" \"No, can't do that.\" \"I can't go back empty-handed.\" \"I can't do that.\" \" You keep trying to lose.\" \" Oh...\" \"Yeah, yeah, yeah.\" \"I'm trying...\" \"Yeah, I'm trying to fucking...\" \" (THUD)\" \" Ah!\" \"Fuck!\" \"(GROANS) It was closed.\" \"I'm not trying to lose.\" \"I'm... (GROANS)\" \"(CHATTERING)\" \"What's up, faggots?\" \"What's up with these guys?\" \"(SNICKERING)\" \"FRAT BOY:\" \"Hey, got to go find some girls.\" \"(INDISTINCT CHATTER)\" \"Dude, what the fuck!\" \"Get off me, bro.\" \"What the hell's your problem, asshole?\" \"FRAT BOY:\" \"Where're you going, pussy?\" \"Oh, you want some?\" \"You want to go?\" \"(GRUNTING)\" \"(MUFFLED SCREAMING)\" \"(LOUD SCREAMING)\" \"Move, move, move, move.\" \"(YELLING)\" \"(CURTIS TALKING ON THE PHONE)\" \"CURTIS:\" \"Where is she?\" \"Her cell went straight to voicemail.\" \"Just tell me.\" \"Is she with someone?\" \"Don't say that you don't know.\" \"I know that you know.\" \"VANESSA:\" \"I'll tell her that you called.\" \"No, and you know what?\" \"Forget that...\" \"Forget that I called, okay?\" \" Curtis...\" \" I'm...\" \"I'm serious.\" \"Vanessa, listen to me, don't tell her that I called, okay?\" \"Don't.\" \" Okay.\" \" Can you do that for me?\" \"Don't tell her, okay?\" \"Okay?\" \" Okay.\" \" Are you gonna tell her?\" \" No.\" \" (SLOWLY) All right.\" \"I'll talk to you later.\" \"GERRY:\" \"Hey, buddy.\" \"(BED CREAKING)\" \"(SIGHS)\" \"You know, you're missing a pinky.\" \"How'd you do that?\" \"Some crazy bastard bit it off in a bathroom brawl.\" \"Okay.\" \"(FAUCET RUNNING)\" \"When I was eight years old, me and my sister, we went to go live with our grandparents for a couple of years.\" \"It was this old house on a hill and, uh, my job was to mow the lawn.\" \"It was one of these old, um...\" \"You know, these rotary blade thing...\" \"You push it.\" \"And my little sister, she jumps out and she's, uh...\" \"Well, she's screwing around.\" \"Making fun of me or whatever.\" \"You know, like little kids do and...\" \"And she won't move, so I give her till the count of three.\" \" Fair warning.\" \" I thought so.\" \"But one, two, three goes by and she doesn't move.\" \"So, I ran over her foot.\" \"She lost three toes.\" \"But what about your toe?\" \"My grandfather's brilliant idea of justice.\" \"(SWITCH CLICKS)\" \"This morning my ex-wife caught me stealing from her sock drawer.\" \"Not the first time.\" \"Purple sock.\" \"Same sock she had when we were married.\" \"I'm not a good person.\" \"I'm not.\" \"I don't deserve you.\" \"But you appeared.\" \"You... (CHUCKLES)\" \"Like a leprechaun.\" \"Like a big, handsome leprechaun, right there in Iowa.\" \"There you were.\" \"Boom!\" \"And I had to follow you.\" \"I mean, boom.\" \"Magic!\" \"Right there.\" \"And can't do without you.\" \"We're in it together.\" \"I will tell you one thing though,\" \"I didn't follow you down this damn river to lose.\" \"Long way down, ain't it, Gerry?\" \"(INAUDIBLE)\" \"(HORSES GALLOPING)\" \"GERRY:\" \"This is our horse.\" \"Toto's Revenge.\" \"CURTIS: 7-to-1.\" \"I don't know.\" \"Hey, look!\" \"It's Toto's-fucking-Revenge.\" \"Yeah, well, look.\" \"I say that we go with the favorite here, number one.\" \" Mississippi Grind?\" \" That just feels right.\" \" No, uh, look.\" \"It's Toto.\" \" (SIGHS)\" \"Curtis, Toto.\" \"Dorothy, rainbows...\" \"I mean, this feels right.\" \" This, right here, feels more than right.\" \" You want to blow it all?\" \"On a long shot?\" \"I want to win it all on a long shot.\" \" All right, good, Toto's Revenge.\" \" No, no, no.\" \"No, no, no, no.\" \"I need you to be with me on this.\" \" Yep.\" \"I'm with you.\" \" No.\" \"No, I...\" \"I...\" \"But I need you to mean...\" \"I'm going to ask you again.\" \"Is this our horse?\" \" This is our horse.\" \" Oh, Curtis!\" \" Is this our horse, Curtis?\" \" This is our horse, Gerry.\" \" Say it one more time.\" \" Toto's Revenge.\" \" That's our horse.\" \" Yes!\" \"Yeah, and...\" \"And, it is!\" \"(ANNOUNCEMENT OVER PA SYSTEM)\" \"Here we go.\" \"(BELL RINGING)\" \"(COMMENTARY OVER PA SYSTEM)\" \"I see that.\" \"I see it, baby!\" \"(MOUTHING)\" \"Go.\" \"Go, Toto!\" \"Yeah, hot damn!\" \"Now, go!\" \"(SMACKING PAPER IN HAND)\" \"Go!\" \"Go!\" \"That's it, girl, that's it!\" \"Go, Toto!\" \"That's what I'm... (SMACKS PAPER)\" \"(COMMENTARY CONTINUES)\" \"Yes!\" \"Yes!\" \"Yes!\" \"Yes!\" \"Come on!\" \"That's what I'm talking about.\" \"That's it.\" \"That's it.\" \"Come on, number three.\" \"Go, Toto!\" \"Fuck.\" \"Fuck that...\" \"Run, baby!\" \"Run!\" \"Run, you fucking horse!\" \"ANNOUNCER:\" \"Mississippi Grind and Toto's Revenge.\" \"Mississippi Grind, won going away.\" \"It had to end this way, Gerry.\" \"Here's 100 bucks.\" \"Get yourself a bus ticket and go home.\" \"You didn't bet it all?\" \"I saved 100 each.\" \"Just in case.\" \" So, we got 200?\" \" No.\" \" We got 200.\" \" You have 100.\" \"And I have 100.\" \"(PAPER RUSTLING)\" \" Stop it, Gerry.\" \" You're not gonna believe this.\" \"This is fucking amazing.\" \"Thunder Clap is running in the next race.\" \" She is 40-to-1.\" \" We're done.\" \"40-to-1.\" \"We bet that, we are...\" \" We're back.\" \"We're right back.\" \" Is that where we'll be?\" \"I'm serious...\" \"We are right back.\" \"What about Tony Roundtree, huh?\" \"(STAMMERS) Hey!\" \"What about my white suit?\" \"Thank you for the ride.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"I'm sorry it didn't work out.\" \" Hey, there.\" \" Hi.\" \"Cash out.\" \" (REGISTER BUZZES)\" \" Race number three, horse number one.\" \"$5,000.\" \"One, two, three, four, five, six, twenty, one.\" \"Congratulations.\" \"Everything okay, sir?\" \"Guys, you on a meth break?\" \"MAN:\" \"Yo, you lost?\" \"GERRY:\" \"New Orleans, Louisiana.\" \"Last name, Roundtree.\" \"First name, Tony.\" \"You have an address?\" \"(BASKETBALL PLAYERS SHOUTING)\" \"(LAUGHING)\" \"Hey, any of you fellows know where a guy can play some darts around here?\" \"MAN:\" \"Darts?\" \"I'll play your best guy for 100 bucks.\" \"MAN:\" \"Oh, that's funny.\" \"Ah.\" \"(CHEERING)\" \"Come on, man.\" \"Come on, man.\" \"Come on, man.\" \"Ball up.\" \"Come one, bring it.\" \"Let's go.\" \"Come on.\" \"Right into my trap!\" \"GERRY:\" \"Tony?\" \"Tony Roundtree?\" \"I'm Gerry.\" \"You don't know me, I'm a friend of Curtis'.\" \"Curtis Vonn?\" \"Are you hosting a poker game in here tonight?\" \"Game!\" \"(LAUGHING)\" \" Stealing from a baby.\" \" (GRUNTS) 100 bucks.\" \"MAN:\" \"Now we know why he play darts.\" \"Something funny?\" \"I don't have it.\" \"MAN:\" \"Nah, nah, man.\" \"You don't have the money?\" \"Uh-uh.\" \"(PANTING)\" \"What're you gonna do about it?\" \"Oh!\" \"You're the Tony Roundtree that I'm looking for?\" \"You met Curtis on an Amtrak train, you were headed to Albuquerque.\" \"You had on a blue velvet smoking jacket and you were traveling with a tiger that you won from an Arab prince?\" \"(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)\" \" You know Curtis?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Yes, yes.\" \"Yes, I know Curtis.\" \"He's a close personal friend of mine.\" \" He's a great friend...\" \" Curtis with you?\" \"No, couldn't make it.\" \"But he wanted me to let you know you really should let me in.\" \"Let you in?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Okay, full disclosure.\" \" Yeah?\" \" I'm a little short on the buy-in.\" \" (CHUCKLES)\" \" A little short.\" \"You seem like a good guy, I'm sure we can come to some arrangement.\" \"You know, financial arrangement, say, 60/40...\" \"(LAUGHING) 70/30.\" \"(BOTH LAUGHING)\" \" What did you say your name was?\" \" I'm Gerry, I'm Gerry.\" \"Fuck!\" \"Fuck!\" \"(YELLS) What the fuck was that for?\" \"(GROANS) Had it coming.\" \"(SIGHS)\" \"Bingo.\" \"Bingo, jackpot!\" \"What's wrong with you, man?\" \"I have intimacy issues.\" \"Couple stacks in here.\" \"CURTIS:\" \"Yeah. (GRUNTS)\" \"Man, you're a crazy, son-of-a-bitch, you know that?\" \"(GROANING)\" \"MAN:\" \"Wayne, why you ain't taking the rest of it?\" \"Good game, guys.\" \"Best two out of three?\" \"(PIANO PLAYING)\" \"Hey, long time.\" \"How've you been?\" \"Living the dream.\" \" What happened to your face?\" \" You should see the other guy's hand.\" \"Give me a bourbon.\" \" What kind?\" \" Uh, just cheap stuff.\" \"(WOMAN SINGING MELLOW SONG)\" \"(MACHINES CLATTERING)\" \"(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)\" \"(SLOT MACHINE MUSIC PLAYS)\" \"(RHYTHMIC BEEPS)\" \"(APPLAUDING)\" \"Oh, thanks, Pete.\" \" Cheers.\" \" Cheers.\" \"You got my smokes?\" \"Great.\" \"(LIGHTER CLINKS)\" \"Thanks, darling.\" \"Happy birthday, Mom.\" \"(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)\" \"You're a little late, aren't you?\" \"Just a day or two.\" \"(CLATTERING)\" \"DEALER:\" \"How're you doing, sir?\" \"Change for 100.\" \"Good luck, sir.\" \"Sir, are you sure you want to put that on a double zero?\" \"Well, good luck to you.\" \"CHERRY:\" \"Where you been hiding, darling?\" \"Not hiding.\" \"Just traveling.\" \"Travelers have a destination.\" \"Well, the journey...\" \"The journey is the destination.\" \"CURTIS:\" \"Destination.\" \"I think I know where you heard that.\" \"Anyway, it's good to see you.\" \"You bring me anything?\" \"Oh, I didn't have time to stop.\" \"CHERRY:\" \"I know the feeling.\" \"You came alone?\" \"All by my lonesome.\" \"CHERRY:\" \"You should find somebody, baby.\" \"A man alone's half a man.\" \"I think I'm doing all right.\" \"(CHUCKLES)\" \"Sure you are.\" \"Listen.\" \"This year's been unkind to your mama.\" \"(LAUGHING)\" \"That's a good tune.\" \"I got to get back to work.\" \"Why don't you stick around for the next set and I'll buy you a drink.\" \"All right?\" \"Pete... (SNIFFLES) Take this for me.\" \"Life's a long grind, ain't it?\" \"All right, this one's for my little boy over there.\" \"(STRUMMING GUITAR)\" \"(SINGING) I was born\" \"A poor, poor man\" \"All my life I've had\" \"Hard-working hands\" \"But I sang my song\" \"As I carried my load\" \"'Cause I had a dream about Rain\" \"Rainbow Road\" \"(HUMMING)\" \"Then one day\" \"My chance came along\" \"A man heard me singing\" \"And playing my song\" \"He bought me fine clothes\" \"And paid the money I owed\" \"Sent me on my way\" \"Pete?\" \"To Rain\" \"Make sure she gets this.\" \"Rainbow Road\" \"Then one night\" \"A man with a knife\" \"Pushed me until I had to take his life\" \"Though I pleaded with him\" \"DEALER:\" \"Double zero.\" \"(CHEERING)\" \"Oh, so desperately\" \"The judge showed no mercy on me\" \"And passed his sentence on me\" \"Now I'm pulling\" \"This ball and chain\" \"Wearing a number\" \"For my name...\" \"DEALER:\" \"Change, 100.\" \"DEALER:\" \"Bust.\" \"DEALER:\" \"Dealer bust.\" \"(KNOCKS TABLE TWICE)\" \"(CHIPS CLANKING)\" \"DEALER:\" \"Dealer bust.\" \"Two Woodfords!\" \"(GLASSES CLINKING)\" \"(CHEERING)\" \"(YELLING)\" \"(EXCLAIMING)\" \"(CHEERING)\" \"(EXCLAIMING)\" \"(GRUNTING)\" \"(GROWLING)\" \"Ooh!\" \"Okay.\" \"Here we go.\" \"Here we go.\" \"Here we go.\" \"Here we go.\" \"Okay, it's Simone!\" \"It's Simone!\" \"I'm gonna take this.\" \"Oh, make it quick!\" \"Okay, baby.\" \"Listen to this.\" \"Hey, listen to this.\" \"(CHEERING)\" \"Perfect!\" \"Oh!\" \"All right, you hear...\" \"Hear, baby, you hear that?\" \"What's going on?\" \"Did you hear that?\" \"That right there is the sweet sound of success.\" \"We...\" \"We made it.\" \"We made it, okay?\" \"Just pack your bags.\" \"We're getting out of here.\" \"We're gonna go.\" \"I don't care where we're gonna go.\" \"(STUTTERING)\" \"We're going somewhere.\" \"You pack your bikini, you pack your boots, your dress, whatever you want.\" \"And we're out of here.\" \"I'm...\" \"It's...\" \"It's loud, it's loud, okay?\" \"We can go to Salt Lake City, we can go to fucking Las Vegas, we can go to fucking Monte Carlo, I don't give a shit!\" \"We'll go wherever you want to go.\" \"Okay?\" \"I want to tell you something, I love you.\" \"I love you.\" \"You hear me, huh?\" \"I love you!\" \"Sure, Curtis.\" \"We'll talk tomorrow.\" \"All right.\" \"Okay, call...\" \"You call...\" \"Call me tomorrow.\" \"We can't lose.\" \"No, we can't lose.\" \"(WHISTLING)\" \"Let's bet it all.\" \"Double or nothing.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Bet it all.\" \"Wait, wait. (STUTTERING)\" \" No, no, no, no, it's okay.\" \" Hang on a second, Gerry.\" \"It's okay.\" \"It's okay.\" \"We can't lose.\" \"We can't lose.\" \"We can't lose.\" \"We can't lose.\" \" We can't lose.\" \" We can't lose.\" \"BOTH:\" \"We can't lose. (LAUGHING)\" \"We made it.\" \"Hey!\" \"We made it.\" \"I'm not afraid.\" \"We're gonna bet it all.\" \"(CHEERING)\" \"GERRY:\" \"Hard, hard 10!\" \" Everything.\" \" Floor.\" \" CROUPIER:\" \"On the field, everything!\" \" (INDISTINCT)\" \"CROUPIER:\" \"On the field.\" \"Everything.\" \"100,000... 150,000.\" \"(MAN LAUGHING)\" \"285,000.\" \"285,000.\" \"(CHATTER ON RADIO)\" \" Okay.\" \" Your roll.\" \"(CHEERING)\" \"(DICE ROLLING)\" \"(DISTORTED CHEERING)\" \"(CLATTERING)\" \"I love this country.\" \"I just bet $285,000 on a roll of a dice.\" \"A hero is nothing more than the guy who pulls off what the rest of us are scared to do.\" \"I was wrong about you, Gerry, I thought you were a sick pony.\" \"I thought I was gonna have to put down.\" \"But, uh...\" \"No, you're a hero.\" \"A new American legend.\" \"What's wrong?\" \"Something's not right with this.\" \" Your steak?\" \" Yeah.\" \" Can you try that?\" \" Hmm.\" \" Oh, my God.\" \" Right?\" \"No, that's delicious.\" \"Mmm.\" \"Oh, there's nothing off about that steak, Gerry.\" \"Excuse me.\" \"Gerry.\" \"Can I get a cheeseburger?\" \"I'm sorry, is something wrong with your steak?\" \"No, no, no.\" \"Don't worry about it.\" \"It's perfect.\" \"I'm gonna eat it.\" \"Thank you very much.\" \"Okay.\" \"Cheeseburger?\" \" Yes, please.\" \" WAITRESS:\" \"I'll be right back.\" \" Thank you.\" \" CURTIS:\" \"Thank you.\" \"Why?\" \"It didn't...\" \"It didn't taste right.\" \"CURTIS:\" \"What's the matter with you?\" \"You just won half a million dollars.\" \"Cheer the fuck up.\" \"You know what I'm gonna do tomorrow?\" \"First thing tomorrow, I'm gonna wake up and I'm gonna go see the Cadillac man and I'm gonna buy me a shiny, new, white Caddy.\" \" Yeah?\" \" Yeah.\" \" Yeah.\" \" What do you want, huh?\" \"You want a Cadillac?\" \"After you pay off your debts, your ex-wife...\" \"Tell me what you want?\" \"First thing that pops in your head, go.\" \"What do you want, Gerry?\" \"Tell me.\" \"Hit me!\" \"One, two, three...\" \"Lay it on me.\" \"Boom!\" \" What do you want?\" \" Do something nice for Wendy.\" \"CURTIS:\" \"Good.\" \"Great.\" \"Who's Wendy?\" \" Daughter.\" \"My daughter.\" \" You have a...\" \"Shit!\" \"You never told me that you had a kid.\" \" I didn't?\" \" No.\" \"That's great!\" \"(MUMBLING)\" \"What...\" \"How old is she?\" \"Ah, she's seven...\" \"Six.\" \"I think.\" \"She's six.\" \"Well, there you have it.\" \"Tomorrow's a new day.\" \"So is the next.\" \"(BEEPING)\" \"(SIGHS)\" \"(PHONE VIBRATES)\" \"(TAKES DEEP BREATH)\" \"(PHONE THUDS)\" \"(CLICKS TONGUE)\" \"(SIGHS)\" \"(SNIFFLES)\" \"Gerry.\" \"I had a dream that we were on a steamboat.\" \"And river bandits took all our money.\" \"(SWITCH CLICKS)\" \"Ger?\" \"(BEEPING)\" \"(SOFTLY) Machu Picchu.\" \" Hello.\" \" WOMAN:\" \"Hi.\" \"I'd like to check out of my VIP penthouse suite,\" \"Alice.\" \"Oh, looks like everything's been comped, Mr. Vonn.\" \"How was your trip?\" \"Spectacular.\" \"Thank you very much.\" \"You heading home today?\" \" Peru.\" \" Peru!\" \" I'm off to Peru.\" \" Wow!\" \" That sounds nice.\" \" Yeah.\" \"Yeah.\" \" You want to go with me?\" \" (CHUCKLES)\" \"I got lucky.\" \"Hmm.\" \"(ENGINE STARTS)\" \"NAVARRO ON CD:\" \"Number 199.\" \"Relaxed and squared.\" \"Shoulders that are suddenly relaxed and squared are saying,\" \"\"I am confident.\"\" \"If someone goes from slumped shoulders to squared relaxed shoulders,\" \"I would be concerned as they are likely to be strong.\" \"Number 200...\" \"Number 1.\" \"Hat lift to ventilate.\" \"Men will suddenly lift up their hat to ventilate their head when they are struggling with something or stressed or have concerns.\" \"Look for other confirming tells such as the tense face, high shoulders, et cetera, to help you.\" \"Number 2.\" \"Ear lobe pulling or massaging.\" \"Pulling on or massaging the ear lobe tends to have a subtle, soothing effect on us when we are stressed or merely contemplating alternatives.\" \"I would associate ear lobe rubbing with doubt or hesitation.\" \"Number three.\" \"Head scratching.\" \"Head scratching pacifies us when we have doubts or stress or concern.\" \"When pondering a situation or when perplexed is usually when you see this behavior.\" \"Number 4.\" \"Botox.\" \"Because the forehead gives away so much information about stress and anxiety, some players, and I highly recommend it, have been Botoxing their foreheads.\" \"It is very effective at hiding tells of the forehead even though it may leave them totally void of forehead expression.\" \"One way to detect if players have been using Botox, is to look to see if there is a quarter-inch area just short of the hairline that reacts to the emotions in the normal way.\" \"This is a fairly good indicator not to look for cues of the forehead because they have been literally Botoxed out.\""} +{"text": "\"My name is melinda gordon.\" \"I just got married.\" \"Just moved to a small town.\" \"Just opened up an antique shop.\" \"I might be just like you.\" \"Except from the time that i was a little girl, i knew that i could talk to the dead.\" \"It's all right, honey.\" \"Earthbound spirits, my grandmother called them.\" \"The ones who have not crossed over yet because they have unfinished business with the living, and they come to me for help.\" \"To tell you my story, i have to tell you theirs.\" \"It'll be a great chance for us to break out and meet new people and make new customers.\" \"You do not have to be the one standing up in front of a jillion strangers.\" \"You are gonna be great.\" \"Besides, i set up 50 auctions in the city.\" \"They're fun.\" \"Where's the light?\" \"Does all this junk have to come out?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Everything.\" \"Look, i can get a pro to do the auction, but it's gonna cost us so much.\" \"And you're beautiful, and everyone's gonna listen to you.\" \"Then how come you don't listen to me when i tell you no?\" \"I'm listening to you.\" \"I'm just not paying you any attention.\" \"You're funny.\" \"An auctioneer could be a cool thing to have on my resume.\" \"Thank you.\" \"You're gonna love it.\" \"Ooh.\" \"Cool.\" \"Creepy.\" \"You smell smoke?\" \"It's probably the old furnace.\" \"What was that?\" \"You feel that?\" \"Oh, god.\" \"What is it?\" \"Rats.\" \"Oh, i hate rats.\" \"Ok.\" \"Uh, this will be me calmly going back upstairs.\" \"I know you're there.\" \"This is our stuff.\" \"Leave it be.\" \"This is our stuff.\" \"Leave it be.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Who do you think you are?\" \"Now, get out of here before we do something you don't like.\" \"was it rats?\" \"No.\" \"Little boys.\" \"Ghost little boys?\" \"One or two that i saw and a dog.\" \"A dog?\" \"A ghost pet?\" \"They wanted us out of there.\" \"Works for me.\" \"No, i'm serious.\" \"It looks like they've been here for a long time.\" \"My grandma used to always say that if a child ghost gets attached to a place, it's really hard to cross 'em over.\" \"What do you do if they won't leave?\" \"Makes my job harder, but i can't just leave 'em here.\" \"They have to have somebody waiting for them on the other side.\" \"Good morning, ladies.\" \"How's it going?\" \"We're getting there.\" \"It's a lot of stuff.\" \"I don't believe we've met.\" \"I'm andrea moreno.\" \"I'm melinda's partner.\" \"Dirk abrams, the last occupant of kensington arms.\" \"Mr. Abrams is also the owner.\" \"Former owner, sorry to say.\" \"Where did you find this?\" \"Oh, down in the basement.\" \"So was it a hotel back then as well?\" \"An orphanage.\" \"It was an orphanage?\" \"St. Michael's home for boys.\" \"Built in the '20s.\" \"Wow.\" \"This place has not changed a bit.\" \"Oh, it has.\" \"There was a bad fire in 1956.\" \"Destroyed half the place.\" \"Was anyone killed in the fire?\" \"Uh, several young boys.\" \"Uh, very sad.\" \"It was a big story around here for a long time.\" \"Andrea, why don't you show mr.\" \"Abrams everything that we brought up so far, and i'll be right there.\" \"Ok.\" \"Uh, so... take a look.\" \"All right.\" \"* he played one * * he played knickknack on my thumb * * with a knickknack paddywhack, give a dog a bone * * this old man came rolling home * * this old man he played one *\" \"* he played knickknack... * oh!\" \"Oh!\" \"Here you go.\" \"Ok.\" \"Rat wants to talk to you.\" \"And who's rat?\" \"You'll find out.\" \"Follow me.\" \"You, come here.\" \"Excuse me?\" \"We got ourselves a problem here, lady.\" \"Let's try names.\" \"I'm melinda.\" \"He's rat.\" \"I'm marty.\" \"And victor's hiding somewhere.\" \"That's what he does.\" \"Who dialed your number?\" \"Sorry, rat.\" \"How come you can see us?\" \"Um, it's a gift i have.\" \"I was born with it.\" \"Some gift.\" \"What makes you think you can just walk out of here with our stuff?\" \"It's not really your stuff.\" \"It belongs to mr.\" \"Abrams, and he hired us to auction it off for him.\" \"Now, do you boys understand why?\" \"We know we're dead, lady.\" \"We ain't stupid.\" \"We are?\" \"Shut up.\" \"Look, we don't want no action.\" \"Auction.\" \"Whatever.\" \"This is our house.\" \"This is where we live, and that's our furniture.\" \"We want it back.\" \"Now, run along.\" \"You know, let me explain something to you, r... do i really need to call him rat?\" \"Ok.\" \"Man, i wish i was there for that.\" \"Now, wait.\" \"How is it they can make things explode again?\" \"They build up so much energy that they can get really powerful.\" \"Then...\" \"they break things.\" \"Great.\" \"Another fun fact from melinda.\" \"I'm gonna go back to the shop with these guys and unload.\" \"See you later.\" \"Meet you down there.\" \"Wait for me.\" \"Excuse me, young lady.\" \"May i ask what you're doing?\" \"And you are?\" \"This is my property.\" \"Oh.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"I'm melinda gordon.\" \"We're getting ready to have an auction.\" \"Tobias northrop.\" \"Oh.\" \"Hello.\" \"Mr. Abrams has told me a lot about you.\" \"He said that you saw this place on the internet and bought it over the phone.\" \"I wanted to check with mr.\" \"Abrams and make sure he'll have everything out by sunday.\" \"We're right on schedule.\" \"What are you gonna do with it?\" \"Bed and breakfast?\" \"I'm gonna tear it down.\" \"But why?\" \"Good day, miss gordon.\" \"Go.\" \"Nice to meet you.\" \"Marty said you told him we were dead.\" \"You didn't know?\" \"Yeah.\" \"I knew.\" \"I mean, we never get hungry.\" \"We never sleep.\" \"Really?\" \"And nobody can see us.\" \"Except you.\" \"It's got to be dead.\" \"Wow.\" \"You are very smart.\" \"Yeah.\" \"But i'm afraid of the dark.\" \"Oh!\" \"Me, too.\" \"Will you spend the night with us?\" \"What?\" \"Oh... sweetie, i don't think i can.\" \"I have to go home.\" \"Do you ever leave the inn?\" \"No.\" \"Rat says our feet will catch fire.\" \"Why would he say that?\" \"He's real smart about that kind of stuff.\" \"What did you say your name was again?\" \"Vic.\" \"I wish i could help you.\" \"Nobody stays no more.\" \"Everyone just leaves.\" \"No.\" \"Lew peterson?\" \"He's the only friend i have who actually knows how to put a furnace in.\" \"But is he reliable?\" \"You haven't seen him in months.\" \"Yeah, since our wedding.\" \"I know lew's not exactly a poster boy for good manners, but... he's your friend.\" \"Yeah.\" \"And i respect that, and i wouldn't come between the two of you.\" \"But let's face it.\" \"He's rude and he's crude.\" \"He's an eighth-grader with a car.\" \"He speaks well of you.\" \"He doesn't like me.\" \"He thinks i'm the yoko ono of your friendship, that i stole you away from the bars and the nightlife.\" \"All right.\" \"I'll ask him to stay somewhere else while we work on the house.\" \"You asked him to stay here?\" \"Now we're gonna have to host him tonight and for the rest... actually, i was kind of hoping that you would host him tonight.\" \"I got paged for the midnight to 8 shift, and i really... well, in that case, there is something that i have to do tonight that i forgot to tell you.\" \"Well, it's a little extreme.\" \"3 little boys need my help.\" \"3 dead boys.\" \"You're gonna spend the night in a haunted house... the bush.\" \"Your plant.\" \"A haunted house alone?\" \"I feel like i'm in a john carpenter film.\" \"I'll probably sleep better there than here with party boy.\" \"And if the inn is destroyed with them in it, they'll be earthbound forever.\" \"And i'm not gonna be alone.\" \"Mr. Abrams still has a room there.\" \"Oh.\" \"Old mr.\" \"Abrams has a room there.\" \"That makes me feel better.\" \"The guy could be a serial killer.\" \"It's safe.\" \"I promise.\" \"You promise?\" \"I promise.\" \"Ok.\" \"Just keep thinking about how much money we're saving with lew helping me put in the furnace.\" \"Oh, whatever it is, it's not worth it.\" \"He's changed.\" \"You'll see.\" \"Whoo-hoo!\" \"Oh!\" \"Oh!\" \"It's ok.\" \"He just grazed it.\" \"Hey, mel.\" \"Hey, lew.\" \"You look great.\" \"Oh, you're too kind.\" \"Don't burn the house down.\" \"She's still pissed at me.\" \"Well, you did pass out before the wedding even started.\" \"And now you just ran over her favorite plant.\" \"My bad.\" \"Hello!\" \"Mr. Abrams?\" \"Uh... it's melinda gordon.\" \"Hello!\" \"Oh!\" \"Working late?\" \"Hi.\" \"Mr. Abrams, i hope i didn't scare you.\" \"Just thought i'd spend the night and get an early start on tomorrow.\" \"You only live a mile up the road.\" \"Yeah, well, it is our first auction.\" \"You know...\" \"lot to prove.\" \"Whatever.\" \"Well, i met mr.\" \"Northrop before.\" \"Strange sort of man, isn't he?\" \"Did you tell him that this used to be an orphanage?\" \"Nope.\" \"He never asked.\" \"Did you know that he's planning to tear it down?\" \"He's got the demolition scheduled for monday.\" \"He does?\" \"I could really use that extra time.\" \"You could?\" \"Well, yeah.\" \"The extra time to convince him to not tear down this great old place.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Uh... do you believe in ghosts, ms.\" \"Gordon?\" \"Uh... yes.\" \"I do.\" \"I think they're here... now.\" \"They're all around.\" \"Brrr!\" \"Brr.\" \"Yeah.\" \"I thought you boys wanted company.\" \"You guys have been practicing this stuff for a long time now, huh?\" \"Ain't much else to do.\" \"What are you doing here?\" \"I thought you asked...\" \"i mean... um, i know that you boys are as tough as nails.\" \"Especially you.\" \"And i thought maybe i could help.\" \"You wanna help us?\" \"Then come downstairs.\" \"Ok.\" \"Peter pan.\" \"That's our favorite.\" \"Can you read?\" \"No.\" \"None of us can.\" \"Ernie could read.\" \"He knew all of the words.\" \"Who's ernie?\" \"He's a pal of ours.\" \"Is he here with you?\" \"No.\" \"Not for a long time.\" \"So... why don't you tell me about rat and why he's so mad at everybody.\" \"He says you can't trust anybody.\" \"He trusts you.\" \"Yeah, he does.\" \"And he trusted his brother.\" \"He had a brother?\" \"Mikey.\" \"It was his little brother.\" \"How come no one ever adopted them?\" \"Somebody adopted mikey.\" \"But they left rat here.\" \"There was a lot of crying when that happened.\" \"So he has a brother out there.\" \"He got drowned.\" \"Big wave hit him at the beach.\" \"That's when rat said we can only trust each other.\" \"So tell us the story about peter pan.\" \"Uh, that would be easier if there was some light.\" \"You are very talented.\" \"Ok.\" \"\"There was only one boy who never grew up,\" \"\"and his name was peter pan.\" \"\"See him there, floating over their beds?\" \"\"He came in through the open window\" \"\"while wendy, michael, and john were sound asleep.\" \"\"He taught them to think happy thoughts and sprinkle them with pixie dust so they could... \"\" \"boys:\" \"Fly.\" \"I know what you're trying to do.\" \"You're trying to get us out of here.\" \"Melinda, you slept at the inn?\" \"Those kids needed me.\" \"They're under the influence of this older kid, rat.\" \"There's a ghost named rat?\" \"Yeah.\" \"If i don't get them to cross over before that building is torn down... torn down?\" \"But that's such a great old place.\" \"That's why the new owner is gonna hear from the grandview historical society.\" \"I didn't know there was a grandview historical society.\" \"There isn't yet.\" \"Hey, you should be vice president.\" \"I got a \"no. \" Anybody got a \"no\"?\" \"I got a \"no\" in the back.\" \"I got a big fat \"no. \"\" \"Sold.\" \"Grandview historical society.\" \"Never heard of it.\" \"Well, it's a small group.\" \"We wanna present you with some options so that you can still make a profit.\" \"Ms. Gordon, what's wrong with providing luxury housing for hundreds, as opposed to an old hotel that nobody stays at anymore?\" \"Can you just postpone the demolition?\" \"Give us some time to...\" \"to what?\" \"To look for a way to preserve a crumbling structure that once housed hapless orphans.\" \"Ms. Gordon, i appreciate the good work you're trying to do, but new construction it will be.\" \"Jim?\" \"Baby?\" \"Sorry, mel.\" \"I didn't hear you.\" \"That's ok.\" \"I'm used to it.\" \"This stuff really works.\" \"I can feel my skin tightening.\" \"It, uh, tingles.\" \"Where's jim?\" \"Don't know.\" \"I'm exhausted.\" \"Can you just get him out of here for the night?\" \"Take him to the movies or something.\" \"You don't like him at all, do you?\" \"No, it's not that.\" \"It's just... i don't get you two.\" \"I've known the guy since we were 14.\" \"He's the kind of guy you can always call 3:00 in the morning if you car wouldn't start or you were lost or worse.\" \"He's always been there for me, no questions asked, and that counts for a lot.\" \"Ok.\" \"I get it.\" \"I'll find something for us to do tonight.\" \"But it ain't gonna be the movies.\" \"Why not?\" \"No margaritas.\" \"Oops.\" \"Hi, mel.\" \"Did you guys have fun?\" \"I kept him out of trouble.\" \"Honey, you remember terry and ralph.\" \"Uh, hello.\" \"Guys, um, get a beer.\" \"Get a beer.\" \"I'm real... i'm sorry about the intrusion.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"No, it's fine.\" \"I should get back to the inn anyway.\" \"Wait a minute.\" \"What, now?\" \"It'll be quieter there.\" \"I need to talk to mr.\" \"Abrams.\" \"I won't be long.\" \"I'll keep 'em quiet.\" \"I'll put 'em in the backyard.\" \"No, it's ok.\" \"You guys have your fun.\" \"I just figured it out.\" \"It's not about me not liking lew.\" \"It's about me not liking who you are around lew.\" \"I'm sorry that it's so late.\" \"Oh, nonsense.\" \"I'm happy for the company.\" \"I've been doing a lot of reading on the fire, and it said that 4 boys were killed.\" \"I thought there were only 3.\" \"No. 4.\" \"Rat, uh, vic, marty, and, uh... ernie.\" \"Ernie sutter.\" \"He and rat were the best of friends.\" \"They were inseparable.\" \"When they found their bodies, you would have expected to find ernie lying right next to rat.\" \"But that's not what happened.\" \"They never found ernie's body.\" \"The 2 little ones were... were holding hands.\" \"The dog was right there with them.\" \"Tell him to shut up.\" \"He doesn't know what he's talking about.\" \"Later.\" \"Sorry?\" \"Late.\" \"It's getting late.\" \"Right you are.\" \"He's always shooting his damn mouth off!\" \"Oh!\" \"Well... like i said... it gets spooky around here.\" \"You see how wendy takes care of peter after he returns home hurt from his battles?\" \"Like a mom would do.\" \"Ah, but she was so much more than a mom to peter.\" \"She was his friend, and they had lots of adventures together.\" \"And that is what made tinkerbell very jealous.\" \"Oh.\" \"Boys, come back.\" \"Did i scare them off?\" \"It is so good to see you.\" \"Sorry.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"When you didn't come home, i got worried.\" \"What's wrong?\" \"It's the boys.\" \"They break my heart.\" \"Maybe we should stay here tonight.\" \"It's a small bed.\" \"I think we'll manage.\" \"Ok.\" \"Hey.\" \"What's the matter?\" \"It's something.\" \"Oh, i can't believe it.\" \"They're getting ready for monday.\" \"If northrop tears this place down, it's like cutting the string on a balloon.\" \"These kids will have nothing to hold on to.\" \"Hello.\" \"I was just hooking the power up to the fuse box.\" \"The whole thing just sort of shorted out on me.\" \"Sparks were flying.\" \"It scared the hell out of me.\" \"There's no... fire.\" \"There's no fire, though.\" \"You're just gonna have to do some rewiring.\" \"I'll be right there.\" \"A little, uh, emergency.\" \"Oh, what, the house?\" \"Lew's there.\" \"Oh, no.\" \"It's, um, nothing we can't handle, ok?\" \"I can do... you're gonna be all right?\" \"Yeah.\" \"All right.\" \"Good-bye.\" \"I heard what you said last night.\" \"Whoa.\" \"What are you talking about?\" \"Old man abrams.\" \"Tells the fire story all the time?\" \"He don't know the most important part.\" \"What's the most important part?\" \"I knew the way, all right.\" \"Wake up!\" \"Wake up!\" \"I always knew what to do.\" \"Get up, everyone!\" \"Wake up!\" \"Get up, everyone!\" \"Get up!\" \"That's why they followed me.\" \"No, rat!\" \"No!\" \"Up here!\" \"Come on!\" \"Except this one time.\" \"Ernie, you're going the wrong way!\" \"This one night... the doors were locked.\" \"Who knows why?\" \"New janitor, new rule.\" \"Come on.\" \"I never knew.\" \"I looked down at the guys.\" \"I could see they were scared.\" \"Don't sit down, you guys.\" \"We got to find our way out.\" \"Come on.\" \"It was my fault.\" \"I got them all killed.\" \"It wasn't your fault.\" \"Yes, it was.\" \"You were trying to help them get out.\" \"How could you know that those doors would be locked?\" \"They trusted me.\" \"I let them down.\" \"That is not true.\" \"They still love you, don't they?\" \"Most of the time they do.\" \"That's because you're a family, rat.\" \"You're peter.\" \"They're the lost boys, and they need you.\" \"That why i keep 'em together, make sure nothing happens to them.\" \"You can come in, boys.\" \"It's time for you to move on.\" \"You can't stay here forever.\" \"We don't know anything but here.\" \"Did you see the bulldozer out front?\" \"They're gonna tear this place down.\" \"And you'll just have to trust me that there's a better place.\" \"There's nothing...\" \"nothing to be afraid of.\" \"You think they want us at the place she's talking about?\" \"Nobody wants us.\" \"This is the only place we know we're safe.\" \"That's why we stay together.\" \"I'll tell you what.\" \"Just come outside with me for one day.\" \"Let me prove to you that you can be safe somewhere other than here.\" \"Sounds ok.\" \"Don't you think, rat?\" \"If you want your feet to burn, go ahead.\" \"no fire.\" \"He lied.\" \"Maybe not.\" \"Maybe he really thinks they do go on fire.\" \"Come on, boys.\" \"Why can't we just stay with you?\" \"Well, because... we both love you and everything.\" \"You could be our mother.\" \"I would be proud to have you two as my sons.\" \"Any mother would.\" \"Then why can't we?\" \"Because you don't belong here anymore.\" \"There's somewhere better.\" \"Can you go swimming there?\" \"Eat ice cream?\" \"Uh, i don't know for sure.\" \"But what i do know is that... you'll be wanted there.\" \"And no one will ever abandon you again.\" \"But you won't be there, will you?\" \"Someday.\" \"Someday i will.\" \"And for you, it'll feel like no time at all.\" \"If rat don't go, we don't go.\" \"We're moving on to our next item, ladies and gentlemen... lot number 85, which is a beautiful late '40s-era cradle.\" \"We're gonna start the bidding at $20.\" \"150!\" \"200!\" \"2,000!\" \"Wonderful. $20.\" \"Shh.\" \"25. ok, wonderful.\" \"Uh, 25.\" \"3 million!\" \"Can i get 30?\" \"A trillion!\" \"Shh!\" \"So that's how it works, huh?\" \"Take our stuff, sell it, keep the dough.\" \"You see that store over there?\" \"Go.\" \"Now.\" \"Andrea:\" \"Whoa!\" \"Hey!\" \"It's not me that's on sale.\" \"We're gonna move on to lot, um, 86.\" \"This isn't about old beat-up furniture, is it, rat?\" \"There's something i got to ask you.\" \"What is it?\" \"And you can't lie to me either.\" \"I got to know the truth.\" \"Grown-ups always lie.\" \"I promise.\" \"Am i gonna see my brother mikey again?\" \"Will he be there once we cross over?\" \"Yes, rat.\" \"Your brother will be right there waiting for you.\" \"They said i'd see him again.\" \"A family took him... and not me.\" \"They lied.\" \"It's the truth this time, i promise.\" \"And marty and vic, they'll come?\" \"They're your family.\" \"You'll all be together.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Well, he can fix it.\" \"I knew it.\" \"I didn't think it was that bad.\" \"Lew, i can't do this, all right?\" \"Do what?\" \"Play along, make believe that this does not piss me off.\" \"Take it easy.\" \"No \"take it easy. \"\" \"You come into my house, you act like a fool.\" \"You disrespect my wife.\" \"I did not...\" \"lew, wake up, ok?\" \"You're my friend, but we're not 18 anymore.\" \"Look, pack your stuff.\" \"I'll see you later.\" \"Fine.\" \"Andrea: 25. ok.\" \"Wonderful.\" \"We're at $25.\" \"This lovely lamp here for $25.\" \"Do i hear 30?\" \"$30.\" \"30. anybody with 35?\" \"$35, sir.\" \"$35.\" \"Is there anybody for 40?\" \"Anybody?\" \"Ok.\" \"I think i might just bid on this piece.\" \"Should've made it part of the deal with abrams.\" \"You're ernie, aren't you?\" \"You're the boy that got away.\" \"That's how you knew that the kensington was an orphanage.\" \"You were there.\" \"You don't have to pay me.\" \"It belongs to you.\" \"You have me confused with somebody else.\" \"Ernest sutter.\" \"That was your name, wasn't it?\" \"No idea what you're talking about.\" \"Best of luck with the rest of the auction.\" \"Don't go, please.\" \"I cannot tell you how important this is to me and the boys who died there.\" \"You were there, weren't you?\" \"I wanna level that horrible place.\" \"I wanna turn it into a grave.\" \"I've spent 50 years trying to outrun those memories.\" \"And every child i pass on the sidewalk, every photo in a magazine, i see them.\" \"They died and i lived.\" \"Why?\" \"You were only a child.\" \"They were my family.\" \"I can help you.\" \"How?\" \"Boy:\" \"Come on!\" \"I used to hide in the basement.\" \"My alone place.\" \"No one ever looked for me down there.\" \"Sometimes i'd just sleep or daydream.\" \"Or sometimes i'd read.\" \"I kept my little secrets down there... matches, candle.\" \"That night, though... that night i heard homer barking.\" \"I thought he was in trouble.\" \"I went to find him.\" \"I meant to come back.\" \"I meant to blow out the candle.\" \"But one thing led to another.\" \"They called bedtime.\" \"I forgot all about it.\" \"Wake up!\" \"I didn't even remember it until later.\" \"When the fire started, i was just trying to get out like everyone else.\" \"No, rat!\" \"No!\" \"Ernie!\" \"Ernie, it's the wrong way!\" \"Come on!\" \"No!\" \"Up here!\" \"Ernie!\" \"Up here!\" \"Come on!\" \"Ernie!\" \"And when i saw it burning and i didn't see the boys get out... i ran.\" \"I just kept running.\" \"Somehow i knew that no matter what, i was not coming back here.\" \"Next day i saw the front page of a newspaper.\" \"I saw the pictures of the fire and the boys, and one of them was me.\" \"12-year-old orphan, ernest sutter, was dead.\" \"I remember climbing into a trash bin and crying till my throat hurt.\" \"This was my friend rat's hideout.\" \"Ronald aikens tracy.\" \"R.a. t.\" \"He hated his name.\" \"Loved his nickname.\" \"He was one tough customer.\" \"Nobody messed with you if you were ok with rat.\" \"You got to tell him.\" \"What if i told you that rat was still here?\" \"What?\" \"The boys are still here.\" \"I don't understand.\" \"They're not dead?\" \"They are dead.\" \"But their spirits... well, they were afraid to move on.\" \"That can't be.\" \"I don't believe in that kind of stuff.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Most people don't.\" \"Tell him... it's still there... where he hid it.\" \"Uh, he says that it's still there where you hid it.\" \"This must be a dream.\" \"Rat, is that you?\" \"Tell him to use his indoor voice.\" \"We ain't deaf.\" \"He says for you to use your indoor voice.\" \"We ain't deaf.\" \"Son of a... it is rat.\" \"Tell him homer's here.\" \"You got your teeth fixed.\" \"You're really getting old.\" \"Hey, one at a time.\" \"Ok.\" \"They want you to know that homer's here.\" \"Marty thinks you're getting old, and rat says your teeth are fixed?\" \"No cavities.\" \"They're all false.\" \"Mine fell out.\" \"They're laughing.\" \"Where's rat?\" \"Right in front of you.\" \"You were the brave one, rat.\" \"You were trying to save us.\" \"You always knew the right thing to do.\" \"I can't tell you how many times when i was out on the road and i'd think back on all the things you taught me.\" \"Not book things.\" \"Like how to survive and laugh at yourself.\" \"And i'm still always thinking, what would rat do if he was here?\" \"You're so full of it, ernie, it's coming out of your ears.\" \"He wants to know if you really think that.\" \"Yes, i do.\" \"Rat.\" \"I would give all the money i have in the world to see you one more time.\" \"All of you.\" \"You ain't gonna make me cry, ernie.\" \"He's crying.\" \"Don't tell him that.\" \"Tell him... that he could tear down the inn if he wants.\" \"We're going.\" \"Rat says they're leaving.\" \"Where are they going?\" \"On a new adventure.\" \"Good-bye, pal.\" \"Do you see it?\" \"Yeah.\" \"A light.\" \"Handsome.\" \"I'm telling everybody... that you're my mom.\" \"I ain't scared, rat.\" \"Me neither.\" \"Mikey.\" \"I can see my brother.\" \"He's laughing at me.\" \"Wherever i've been, he wants to know.\" \"Good-bye, wendy.\" \"Good-bye, peter.\" \"Are they gone?\" \"Yes.\" \"I never felt like this before.\" \"Like i'm... i'm... free.\" \"Thank you.\" \"I hate to admit it, but now i kind of feel sorry for him.\" \"Me, too.\" \"He changed, i guess.\" \"I don't know.\" \"I don't think he changed.\" \"You did.\" \"All i know... is that i'm glad i have you.\" \"Um, do you wanna explain that?\" \"Tomorrow.\" \"Let's just go back to bed.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Stop.\""} +{"text": "\"Strange not seeing your name up there.\" \"\"To improve is to change...\"\" \"\"To perfect is to change often.\"\" \"You know your Churchill.\" \"Inscribed on the watch you gave me\" \" when I left for Glendon Hill.\" \" Was it?\" \" Nancy arranges all the gifts.\" \" She knows you well.\" \" As much as I'm enjoying this little...\" \" I got you two more votes.\" \"Partridge and Krauss.\" \"Is this Raymond's way of extending an olive branch?\" \" It's a start.\" \" Two votes is a twig.\" \"It's not a branch.\" \" Which is why I'm here.\" \" Well, the vote is at 5:00.\" \" We have less than three hours.\" \" Two hours and 49 minutes.\" \" We have made more happen in less.\" \" Is that the watch?\" \" No, it's nicer.\" \" So why did Raymond have a change of heart?\" \"If the government grinds to a halt, that benefits no one.\" \"We want the president focused on China, not distracted by furloughs and protests.\" \"You take direction from Jacqueline.\" \"She's not gonna like that very much.\" \" Bossing you around?\" \" Having me around.\" \"I don't blame her.\" \"Ashleigh will start the interview with questions about how you and your husband met, your early marriage.\" \" Fine.\" \" Then she'll move on to more specific\" \" questions about your recent transition.\" \" All right.\" \"She's gonna ask about you having no children.\" \"I thought we agreed to take that off the table.\" \"We did, but they insisted.\" \"Now, I can speak to Ashleigh directly and...\" \"No, no.\" \"It's fine.\" \"I've been asked the question before.\" \" I know how to answer it.\" \" It'll be quick and painless.\" \"I'll confirm that with Ashleigh when she gets here.\" \" I like it.\" \" Maybe something less neutral.\" \"I'm sure you'll look good in whatever you choose.\" \"I'll be downstairs.\" \"Disori owes you for the overpass funding you secured.\" \" Yes, he does.\" \" I'll call him.\" \" Where's Doug?\" \" He's doing the rounds.\" \"Making sure our hard ones stay hard.\" \"Birch and Womack are doing the same.\" \"But we're still 15 short.\" \"I've got relationships with most of these folks.\" \"Money's not enough.\" \"I already tried the D-trip route.\" \"Retirement age is the main sticking point?\" \" Old people vote.\" \" I'll target the AARP.\" \" That'll take most of the heat off.\" \" We're wasting time.\" \" I gotta get to work.\" \" Take Remy with you.\" \"Shouldn't we divide and conquer?\" \"It's harder to say no twice than once.\" \"I'll stay out of your way.\" \"Like you did on the watershed act?\" \"We're on the same side of the fence.\" \"You're late to the party.\" \"Think of Remy as the guy who shows up with a six-pack after the liquor stores close.\" \" Who's on your plate?\" \" Donald Blythe.\" \"Do you really think that's the best use of your time?\" \"If I can get him to turn his people.\" \"A lot of eggs to put in one basket.\" \"We only have one basket.\" \"Jacqueline, may I use your office,\" \" for old time's sake?\" \" I serve at the pleasure of the vice president.\" \"Two hours and 17 minutes.\" \"Normally all I need to sway Donald Blythe is patience and time, neither of which I have right now.\" \"Tick tock.\" \" Donald.\" \"Good to see you.\" \" Mr. Vice President.\" \"Please, it's always Frank to you.\" \"I came because you asked me, but don't mistake that for false hope.\" \"If you have other people to lobby, you should.\" \" Ten minutes.\" \" It won't change anything.\" \"Well, at the very least, enjoy the free coffee.\" \" I don't drink caffeine.\" \" Then decaf.\" \" Still has caffeine.\" \" Well, enjoy the free oxygen.\" \"It gets stuffy over there in the Longworth building.\" \" Coffee for me, and...\" \" Seltzer water, if you have it.\" \"I'm sure we do.\" \"Now, I can understand if you might hold a grudge.\" \"I don't hold grudges, Frank.\" \"I just don't negotiate with people who are fundamentally deceptive.\" \"I never lied to you, Donald.\" \"You promised to seek my counsel, which you never once did.\" \"We had to move the education bill in a direction I knew would make you unhappy.\" \" I saw no reason to frustrate...\" \" You eviscerated the unions.\" \" You federalized performance standards.\" \" If we hadn't done that, the bill would've been dead in the water.\" \"Now you want to cut the pathetic level of funding you did manage to pass.\" \"Isn't some funding better than none?\" \"A flatline will send a louder message than life support.\" \"Look, I'm impressed with the little coalition you've cobbled together,\" \" but we...\" \" Not so little.\" \"Twenty-eight votes.\" \" And you need them all.\" \" Well, really only half.\" \" Half of zero is still zero.\" \" I had to pull every trick in the book to get entitlement through the Senate.\" \"If it fails in the House, we don't get a round two.\" \"This is a one-time deal.\" \"It should never have passed the Senate to begin with.\" \"Can we start over?\" \"May I offer you an apology?\" \"Deaf ears, Frank.\" \"I withdrew myself from the education fight and that is my cross to bear.\" \"But I will be damned if I will make the same mistake twice.\" \"This sort of stubbornness makes you no better than the tea party.\" \" Except for the fact...\" \" that we happen to be right.\" \"Just a few more minutes, Donald.\" \"You haven't even had your seltzer yet.\" \"They have seven other data centers spread across the Northeast.\" \" Those aren't good odds.\" \" Well, if we can access one,\" \"I should be able to talk to the other seven.\" \"They all look like that.\" \" Fort Knox wrapped in a nuclear bunker.\" \" How do we get in?\" \"Well, we don't.\" \"You do.\" \"What...?\" \"How?\" \"What's my reason?\" \"You're writing a story on cyberterrorism.\" \"It's free publicity.\" \" If they're so secure...\" \" They give tours all the time.\" \" Mostly to prospective clients.\" \" Then why haven't you done it yourself?\" \"Because I run a white hat firm.\" \"And if I were to show up in the tour logs before a breach, it would raise alarms.\" \"OK.\" \"Once I'm in?\" \"These are what servers look like.\" \"If you can get inside one of these cages, you will have this.\" \"You slide it into the server.\" \"Voil\u00e0.\" \" It's that simple?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Well, your part, not mine.\" \" Code's extremely complex.\" \" How do I do it without them noticing?\" \"You get good at anything.\" \"Practice makes perfect.\" \"We've got a problem.\" \"Everyone, stop what you're doing, head into the nearest office and shut the door.\" \"You, stay exactly where you are.\" \"Retirement age is a done deal.\" \"I might be able to redistribute some appropriations...\" \"That's not what I'm after.\" \"You can't fix a wrecked car with new hubcaps.\" \"How about a sister bill?\" \"One that focuses entirely on education.\" \"My coalition is fighting for the integrity of the party.\" \"We're not just focused on education...\" \"I'm sorry, Donald.\" \"Excuse me.\" \"Nancy, I said no interrup...\" \"When?\" \"But the vote is in less than an hour.\" \"I...\" \"I don't care what protocol...\" \"Quarantine.\" \"There's white powder in the mail.\" \" We're locked in?\" \" Sir!\" \"Close the door now!\" \" Look, I have to...\" \" Now, sir!\" \"Please!\" \" I should call my wife.\" \" And I should call Claire.\" \" Should I tell Connor?\" \" No.\" \"It's better the press doesn't know.\" \"Field tests should come in before the vote.\" \"Soon as the tally's in,\" \" I'll come home.\" \" How's it looking?\" \"Shaky.\" \"We may lose this one.\" \"That could make for a tough interview.\" \"Well, I didn't want to do it in the first place.\" \"Well, we're committed now.\" \"I better get back to the holy crusader.\" \"Let me know as soon as the tests have cleared.\" \"If we're lucky, it'll be anthrax.\" \"I won't live long enough to see the bill fail.\" \" Don't say that.\" \" We're gonna be fine.\" \"How many of these quarantines we been through?\" \" I've lost count.\" \" Wish me luck with Donald.\" \"Heels crossed.\" \" It's ripping the caucus apart.\" \" Of course.\" \"We took a united stand on our version of the bill.\" \" Some of us have to stay on our feet.\" \" This is about party unity.\" \" It's about abandoning our base.\" \" No.\" \"That's what the freeze is.\" \"Our base doesn't benefit from sword rattling.\" \"It gets left bleeding on the field.\" \"My district has the third largest number of seniors in the country.\" \"If we raise the age of retirement, the AARP will raise hell.\" \"I spoke with the president of the AARP this morning.\" \"They'll be receiving a 45 million dollar endowment next week.\" \"Voters will still revolt.\" \"The midterms are gonna be ugly.\" \"Many, and I can speak for myself...\" \"The choice is between immediate discontinuation of services and an age bump five years from now.\" \"You're comparing theoretical discomfort to imminent pain.\" \"I just feel like we're losing touch with our core values.\" \"The education bill was a good example.\" \"We all followed Frank's lead, hoping it would buy us\" \" traction with the Republicans.\" \" Would you excuse me?\" \"Just one moment.\" \" Does the press know?\" \" Not yet.\" \"Can you keep in touch with him?\" \"I need to pummel our lunch guests into submission.\" \"You got 'em close, but relax.\" \"Listen more.\" \"They want their hands held, not someone in their face.\" \"I know how to whip votes.\" \"Best caviar in DC, ladies and gentlemen.\" \" We can't let you pay for that.\" \" Then don't eat it.\" \"But if you do, I won't tell anyone.\" \"You were saying about the education bill...\" \"No, Marjory, honey.\" \"Remember, we just talked about it.\" \"I was telling you...\" \"Right.\" \"Nothing to worry about.\" \"If you have any questions, ask Molly.\" \"She knows what's going on.\" \"I will call as soon as I know anything.\" \"I love you.\" \"How's Marjory?\" \" She's OK.\" \" Long call.\" \"You know, she... gets emotional.\" \"Molly took a semester off to be at home.\" \"I told her she needs to head back in the spring.\" \"I don't want her mother dragging her down.\" \" Must be hard on you.\" \" Harder on the girls, I think.\" \" Is she lucid?\" \" About half the time.\" \"Just enough to be aware of how quickly she's going.\" \"It's awful.\" \"I feel terrible saying it, but part of me is looking forward to her not being lucid.\" \"At least then she won't realize what's happening.\" \"I should have thought of this before.\" \"Appeal to the heart, not the brain.\" \"Forgive my ignorance, but has there been any progress with research?\" \"Some.\" \"Genetic testing, vascular manipulation.\" \"But it's slow.\" \"They won't come up with anything in time for Marjory.\" \"We're focusing on quality of life.\" \"Look, I know you have work to do, so...\" \"I'm no longer the whip.\" \"That's Jacqueline's job.\" \"I just agreed to meet with you because we have a history.\" \"She would be tougher to say no to.\" \"But it still would've been a \"no.\"\" \" Yes.\" \" I admire your convictions, Donald.\" \"You're a rare breed nowadays.\" \"It didn't sound that way when you were comparing us to the tea party.\" \"I was being unfair.\" \"You're not a reactionary.\" \"You're a progressive.\" \" I see where this is going.\" \" How do you mean?\" \"When you've been in the wasteland as long as I have, you become immune to flattery.\" \"I know you think I'm fundamentally deceptive, but I am capable of a genuine compliment.\" \"Then I will take it as one, but it won't soften my resolve.\" \"If it did, you wouldn't deserve the compliment in the first place.\" \"If you vote no, I won't hold it against you.\" \"We are all in this together through the midterms.\" \"But, if you stick with me, we can show both the Republicans and the American people that we are capable of more than stagnation.\" \"And that's worth something, even if it hurts.\" \"Who can I count on?\" \"Copy that.\" \"The fact that there's still a door between us, I take as a bad sign.\" \"One tested negative, one inconclusive, sir.\" \"That means we have to take the samples to the lab.\" \" So how much longer?\" \" Another three or four hours.\" \"We have an important vote going to the floor.\" \"I have to be talking to my people.\" \"The vote is delayed, sir.\" \"We're evacuating this side of the Capitol.\" \" So no vote?\" \" Not until we get the all-clear.\" \" Good things happen to good people.\" \" Another thing, sir.\" \"All cell phone service, WiFi, land lines, we'll be blocking them, in case there's a legitimate security threat.\" \" I need to be able to call my wife!\" \" I apologize, sir.\" \" We can have someone notify her.\" \" No, it needs to be me.\" \"She gets very anxious if she doesn't recognize the voice.\" \"Congressman, I have strict instructions not...\" \"Figure it out, unless you want me to get the White House involved.\" \"I'll find a way, sir.\" \"There are advantages to being vice president.\" \"Ma'am, we'll have to ask you to remain up here for a little while.\" \" Is it the quarantine?\" \" The Capitol is being evacuated.\" \"We expect everything to be fine.\" \"It's just standard procedure.\" \"You won't be able to get through.\" \"Communication's being jammed.\" \" You mean I can't even speak to Francis?\" \" Not until the all-clear.\" \" How long?\" \"\" \" Four hours is the estimate right now.\" \" We're supposed to tape in 25 minutes.\" \"\" \" Nothing we can do.\" \" You OK?\" \" Yes.\" \"I'll go talk to Emma.\" \"No, I'm fine.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Em.\" \" So we might have a problem.\" \" It's all over the news.\" \" Yeah, it could be a while.\" \" Can we get audio from the vice president?\" \"Communications are being jammed until the evacuation's over.\" \" Have you spoken to Ashleigh?\" \" She thinks we should get a sat truck down here and wait and go live.\" \"I can't guarantee when that'll be.\" \"The vice president is quarantined in the Capitol and we have an exclusive.\" \"The network will broadcast whenever the hell we tell them to.\" \"They're holding off until you get here.\" \"You should do the interview solo.\" \" I'd rather wait.\" \" Who knows whether we'll win the vote?\" \"If we lose, I don't want my face on national television.\" \" This could be a silver lining.\" \" I don't know, Francis.\" \" I'm sure you'll be terrific.\" \" Let me run it past Connor.\" \"OK.\" \"Thank you, we're done.\" \" Sir, we were able to get Mrs. Blythe.\" \" Donald.\" \" Marjory?\" \" Hello?\" \" Yes, it's me, sweetheart.\" \" It's hard to hear you.\" \" We're still stuck inside the office.\" \" What office?\" \"At the Capitol.\" \"It's going to be a little while longer.\" \"But why are you there?\" \"It's Sunday.\" \" No, it's Friday, sweetheart.\" \" Donald?\" \" I'm here.\" \" Who is this man with me?\" \"He's a police officer.\" \"They're using walkie-talkies so we can speak.\" \" Who am I talking to?\" \"\" \" It's your husband, ma'am.\" \" I'm not married.\" \" It's me.\" \"It's Donald.\" \"Turn it off.\" \"I don't know that man.\" \" Marjory!\" \"\" \" She went to the other room, sir.\" \"OK, thank you.\" \" If you could stay with her, please?\" \"\" \" Yes, sir.\" \"Drink?\" \"Sure.\" \"Why not?\" \"For all we know, it could be midnight before he's out.\" \" He still needs to manage the vote.\" \"\" \" We're fine if it's 2am.\" \"When everyone's asleep.\" \" People would stay up for this.\" \" The whole point was primetime.\" \" Then we do it tomorrow.\" \" We've already set aside half a day for this.\" \"The vice president can't rearrange his schedule for an interview.\" \" I don't see any other options.\" \" I spoke to Francis over the radio.\" \" We think I should do it alone.\" \" Just you?\" \"Mrs. Underwood and Ashleigh, one-on-one.\" \"Maybe we can broadcast his voice...\" \"Francis doesn't want the entire interview to be about the quarantine.\" \"Neither do I. That's just spectacle.\" \"The quarantine is news.\" \"We have an opportunity...\" \" We're done.\" \" What?\" \" Cancel the interview.\" \"No reschedule.\" \" Come on.\" \"Please, pack up everything and leave.\" \"OK, let me call Ashleigh.\" \"I thought I'd get used to it, but no.\" \"Hurts every time.\" \"You spend 30 years with someone and then they don't have a damn clue who you are.\" \"Oh...\" \"I really shouldn't.\" \"If we never did anything we shouldn't do, we'd never feel good about doing the things we should.\" \" Excellent point.\" \" If these are our last moments on Earth,\" \"I don't know about you, but I'd rather go out with a buzz on.\" \"To Marjory.\" \" You love her dearly.\" \" More than anything.\" \"I can't imagine what I'd do without Claire, or if she didn't remember who I was.\" \" Hopefully you'll never have to.\" \" It makes me angry that you do.\" \" That anybody does.\" \" No sense being angry over what you can't change.\" \"How much funding does Alzheimer's research get?\" \"Just under 500 million.\" \"Well, I'm no expert, but that sounds inadequate to me.\" \"It is.\" \"For every $100 we allocate to research,\" \" we spend nearly $30,000 on care.\" \" We oughta change that.\" \"I tried.\" \"My bill didn't even leave committee.\" \" Who opposed it?\" \" Howard Webb.\" \" Appropriations.\" \" He didn't even put it to a vote.\" \" I've never been fond of Howard.\" \" That makes two of us.\" \" What was his argument?\" \" He didn't feel he owed me one.\" \"\"Fiscally irresponsible,\" is all he said.\" \"Walk me through the specifics of your bill.\" \" I see what you're doing.\" \" Doing what?\" \" You're disgusting, Frank.\" \" Excuse me.\" \" Using my wife.\" \" Donald, what are you saying?\" \"You think I'll give in on entitlement if you slap some extra Alzheimer's funding\" \" on the table?\" \" I was not suggesting that at all.\" \" Bullshit, Frank.\" \" You think as little of me as you want, but I do not barter with people's health.\" \"Then why are you trying to raise the age of retirement?\" \"Medical research we can afford.\" \"Medicare we can't.\" \" There are realities, Donald.\" \" Don't talk down to me about realities.\" \"My wife is dying!\" \"That's a reality!\" \"Other people will die, too, if your package succeeds!\" \"That's a reality!\" \"Goddamn it, I wish I wasn't stuck\" \" in this fucking room with you!\" \" Donald.\" \"I'm done talking!\" \" One more time.\" \" I've got it.\" \"I want it to sound more natural.\" \"Francis and I wanted to devote our lives to public service.\" \"And we didn't feel that we could both do that and be the parents we wanted to be.\" \"And by making that choice, it allows more time for us\" \" to be in the service of others.\" \" Good, that sounds good.\" \"We need you, Mrs. Underwood.\" \"Keep Derek at the Capitol.\" \"I want quotes from evacuees and Homeland Security.\" \"And Sarah should be finishing that history of biohazard scares.\" \"I'll be there soon.\" \" I have to go.\" \" No.\" \"We're not done yet.\" \"This is a major story.\" \"I'll come back tomorrow.\" \"Come here two days in a row and this is how patterns emerge.\" \"The FBI likes patterns.\" \"And we do not give the FBI what the FBI likes.\" \"I can't disappear all day in the middle of...\" \" I have eight reporters out in the field.\" \" Stop!\" \" Tell me why I purchased Cashew.\" \" I don't know.\" \"Companionship?\" \"Yes.\" \"But more importantly, a reminder that I am never more than one wrong move away from life in a cage.\" \"You stay.\" \"I'm gonna walk you through every line of code I intend to write, every attempt I make to breach the wall.\" \"If we get caught, you don't get to plead ignorance.\" \"We go down together.\" \"I didn't sign up for Bonnie and Clyde.\" \"You need me for this one thing.\" \"Just like I need you.\" \"But whatever you've done before me...\" \"You know where I live, and you know who I am.\" \"Sit down.\" \"The sooner we start, the sooner we finish.\" \"The Capitol is still on lockdown as hazmat crews continue a thorough sweep of the building.\" \"Earlier this morning, a white powder-like\" \" substance was found in a package mailed to the office of Majority Whip Jacqueline Sharp.\" \" Are we free to go?\" \" Almost, sir.\" \"Less than an hour.\" \" I've got a message from your wife.\" \"\" \" What is it?\" \"She's doing the interview live, right now.\" \"...Congressman Donald Blythe and 14 of Ms. Sharp's staff.\" \"Mrs. Underwood, I so appreciate you taking the time to speak with us today in what I am certain is a very stressful situation.\" \" Thank you, Ashleigh.\" \" Have you spoken with your husband today?\" \"Yes, I did, and he's in very good spirits, and in good hands with the Secret Service.\" \"Of course, he's very disappointed he couldn't be here.\" \"Well, our thoughts are with him and everyone else quarantined\" \" at the Capitol today.\" \" Thank you.\" \"I'd like to begin with Claire Underwood before you met your husband, in Texas.\" \" And I have a couple of pictures.\" \" Oh, no.\" \"Yes.\" \"Oh, my goodness.\" \"That was Red.\" \" An accomplished rider?\" \" An enthusiast.\" \" This one's from a couple of years later.\" \" Oh, my goodness.\" \"You like those penny loafers?\" \"Those are won...\" \"Those are two very different girls.\" \"Which one are you more comfortable being?\" \"My family's ranch, that was home for me.\" \"You didn't like the prep school?\" \"No, I think I preferred the dirt.\" \"You grew up in Dallas, though.\" \"Highland Park.\" \"Yes.\" \"My father, well, he was a businessman, so we lived in the city.\" \"But we're ranchers.\" \"I mean, we go back three generations, our family.\" \"Your parents were very wealthy.\" \"We were comfortable, yes.\" \"They made sure I wanted for nothing.\" \"It was a very happy childhood.\" \"What is your most vivid memory from that time?\" \"My most vivid memory?\" \"Wow.\" \"Um...\" \"Probably, when I was about nine or ten, my father took me to Dealey Plaza where Kennedy was shot.\" \"And he said, \"Claire, a great man died here.\"\" \"And I remember not fully comprehending the meaning of death yet.\" \"And I asked him how he died and he told me.\" \"And I remember feeling so sad, so angry.\" \"It seemed so unfair.\" \"I started to cry, and my daddy picked me up and he wrapped his arms around me and he said, \"Don't be sad, sweetheart.\" \"He made the world a better place, but sometimes that comes at a price.\"\" \"I guess that was the most vivid memory.\" \" We're only eight votes away.\" \" I'm sorry, I made up my mind.\" \"Me too.\" \"I gotta stick to my guns on this one.\" \"You would rather let the government shut down...\" \"Don't put that on us because we're on the ass-end of the whip list.\" \"Don't get us wrong.\" \"We have a lot of respect for you, Jackie.\" \"You're doing a fine job since Frank's gone.\" \"Different styles, but a fine job.\" \"Excuse us just a moment.\" \" They're not taking me seriously.\" \" Because you're not Frank.\" \" You mean because I'm not a man.\" \" No, I mean Frank.\" \"They're used to being offered something.\" \"Ask them what they want.\" \"Paul needs help with the waste treatment facility.\" \"You're being just as condescending as they are.\" \"Take some good advice when you get it.\" \"I was right earlier, wasn't I?\" \"Paul, Remy tells me you need a waste treatment plant.\" \"We've had some trouble getting matching federal funds.\" \"Ben, you mentioned once a winery museum in your district.\" \"We are making some great wines in Long Island these days.\" \"I've tried some.\" \"It tastes like piss compared to what we have in Napa.\" \"The sort of piss that belongs in Paul's waste treatment plant.\" \" Jackie...\" \" We have a possible terror attack, and you're holding out your plates for more pork?\" \"You should be ashamed of yourselves.\" \"In my caucus, people are rewarded for good behavior, not trading their votes for ransom.\" \"When we walk in there, I expect the both of you to vote yes without a moment's hesitation.\" \"Thank you for your change of heart.\" \"Six more to go.\" \"You left Texas and spent the last two years of high school at the prestigious Phillips Academy.\" \" And then onto Radcliffe.\" \" Yes.\" \"Where you would meet the future vice president.\" \"Back then, just a dashing law student.\" \"I never dreamed he would become vice president, of course.\" \"Some people think that your marriage may be a bit more calculated than you let on.\" \"That perhaps he needed your family's money.\" \" No, that's just not true.\" \" Your father did contribute an awful lot\" \" to his campaign.\" \" Yes, he did, because he believed in Francis.\" \"Would he have won that campaign had it not been for your father's contributions?\" \"I don't know.\" \"I mean, it certainly helped.\" \"But I like to think that it was Francis's ideas and leadership that convinced voters, not just TV commercials.\" \" You've been married 27 years.\" \" That's right.\" \"You were just in school.\" \"I mean, you married so young.\" \"We did, but when you've found the one...\" \"Well, Francis was the one.\" \" You call him Francis.\" \" Back home they call him Frank, still.\" \"But he likes that I call him Francis.\" \"He said that it makes him sound more sophisticated.\" \" Is it hard being a politician's wife?\" \" It's thrilling.\" \" Not without its challenges.\" \" Always in the background.\" \"Subsuming your goals for his goals.\" \"Well, I don't see it that way.\" \"We're two very independent people who have chosen to live our lives together.\" \"I support him.\" \"He supports me.\" \"Which, you know, goes back to the political partnership.\" \"My husband happens to be a politician.\" \"And I happen to do political work.\" \"But our partnership extends far beyond that.\" \"Children.\" \"Was that a sacrifice?\" \"Because you haven't had any.\" \"Francis and I wanted to devote our lives to public service.\" \"And we didn't feel that we could both do that and be the parents we wanted to be.\" \"So we made the choice.\" \" We've heard that answer before.\" \" Sorry?\" \"You have given the exact same answer in previous interviews.\" \"Because it's the truth.\" \"Forgive me, but career and timing, those are often very convenient answers.\" \"It is true that whatever it takes for people to get from \"maybe\" to \"yes\"\" \" never arrived for me.\" \" Never felt the pressure?\" \"No... maternal instinct?\" \" No.\" \" And it was a choice?\" \"It wasn't because you couldn't have any?\" \"Francis and I did what was right for us.\" \"Because it is unusual, I mean, even now, for politicians at the executive level not to have children.\" \"Yes, it is.\" \"In your husband's second congressional campaign, there was a Republican, a pro-family candidate, who made some pretty unsettling accusations.\" \"Well, Francis is a Southern Democrat.\" \"We have thick skins.\" \"He suggested, in order to keep your husband's political career on track...\" \"Children are the center of many people's lives.\" \"And I think they just want to make sure that their representatives will fight for their children's dreams.\" \"And Francis has again and again proven that he will.\" \"And he will continue to do so as vice president.\" \"He claimed that you may have been pregnant during the campaign.\" \"Was there a pregnancy?\" \"Have you ever been pregnant?\" \" Break.\" \"Now.\" \" That's not gonna happen.\" \"Yes.\" \" During the campaign?\" \" Before.\" \" Was it a miscarriage?\" \" No.\" \"Did you...\" \"Did you terminate the pregnancy?\" \"If I said yes, my husband's political career would be in jeopardy.\" \"My faith would be questioned.\" \"Likely, my life would be threatened.\" \"But I won't feel ashamed.\" \"Yes, I was pregnant.\" \"And, yes, I had an abortion.\" \" Can you excuse me for one moment?\" \" Of course.\" \"We'll have more of our live interview with Claire Underwood in a moment.\" \"That took a lot of guts.\" \"Yes, it did.\" \"No.\" \"It'll look like I am ashamed.\" \"I'm not.\" \"And I won't.\" \"Nothing you can say will make this any better.\" \" I'd rather deal with...\" \" I'm not going to run from this.\" \"She's going to ask why you had the abortion.\" \"I haven't had one.\" \"I've had three.\" \"Three?\" \"No, you need to stick to one.\" \" OK.\" \"Fine.\" \" Tell me what you'll say.\" \"Well, I can't use the real reason.\" \"The first two, I was a teenager and I was reckless.\" \"What about the third?\" \"Well, the article that she showed, it's right.\" \"I was on the pill, it didn't work.\" \"We talked about having the baby,\" \" and then we decided against it.\" \" Why?\" \" Because we were focused on the campaign.\" \" How many weeks in?\" \" Sixteen.\" \" You can't say any of this.\" \"Go upstairs.\" \"I'll deal with Ashleigh.\" \"If we're going to continue, we've got about 20 seconds.\" \" Connor, I...\" \" Please trust me.\" \"You'll be making a big mistake.\" \"Are you willing to discuss the circumstances...\" \"I became pregnant as a result of a sexual assault.\" \" Are you saying that you... you were...\" \" Raped.\" \"You've never spoken publicly about this before.\" \"No one ever asked.\" \"Can you tell us what happened?\" \"It was college.\" \"A classmate.\" \"We were dating and it happened on a...\" \"We had a fight, and he forced himself on me.\" \"Did you tell anybody about it, I mean, did he...?\" \" Was he charged?\" \" No.\" \"Because at the time I felt that I was somehow at fault.\" \"I knew I wasn't.\" \"But I just didn't want to be stared at.\" \"I didn't want to be known as the girl who got raped.\" \"And when I became pregnant, I wasn't gonna drop out of school.\" \"I wasn't going to let this man ruin my life.\" \"So I made a choice.\" \"I ended it.\" \"But if you never told anybody about it, the assailant could still be out there.\" \"Can you tell us anything about him?\" \"I saw him for the first time in almost 30 years just a few months ago.\" \"Where?\" \"At a commissioning ceremony that Francis and I attended.\" \" Did you speak to him?\" \" Briefly.\" \" Francis pinned stars on him.\" \" He was being commissioned?\" \"General Dalton McGinnis.\" \"And for the record, Francis has always known about the assault, he just didn't know the name.\" \"And he's been nothing but supportive all these years.\" \"We're gonna have to reach out to the general for a response to what you just said.\" \"Would you mind if we took a quick break?\" \"Absolutely.\" \"We'll be right back with Mrs. Claire Underwood.\" \"Take all the time you need.\" \"The lab tests all came back negative, sir.\" \" What was it?\" \" Talcum powder laced with flour.\" \"It was pesticide from the wheat that gave us the false positive.\" \" So are we free to go?\" \" Yes, sir.\" \" Nancy!\" \"Tell them I'm on my way down.\" \" I already did.\" \" Mind if I use your phone?\" \" Of course.\" \"And Donald, I'm gonna get you that research funding, no matter how the vote goes.\" \"It's your call, because I'm still voting against it.\" \" I understand.\" \" You have a brave wife, Frank.\" \"So do you, Donald.\" \" Frank!\" \" How did you do?\" \"We're down four.\" \"How about Blythe?\" \" He won't budge.\" \" What did you offer him?\" \"Alzheimer's research.\" \"He was insulted.\" \" The vote's in 45 minutes.\" \" I need to get to Claire.\" \" Who should I call from the car?\" \" We have exhausted our options.\" \"It's Blythe's people or it won't pass.\" \" They're too loyal to him.\" \" Hey, go.\" \"I'll figure it out.\" \" I can stay if you need me.\" \" No, get to your wife.\" \"I know where to find you.\" \"Nancy!\" \"I need every ream of paper you have!\" \"And get me dollies!\" \"Almost done.\" \"Twenty more minutes.\" \"I hate lying.\" \" Did he do it?\" \" Yes.\" \" Then don't feel bad.\" \" What if he denies it?\" \"Then we'll cross that bridge.\" \" Connor?\" \" Give us one more minute.\" \"We have a young woman on the phone, a private.\" \"She says she was also assaulted by the general.\" \"Two years ago.\" \"She wants to share her story, but she won't give her name.\" \"We can't put her on if she's anonymous.\" \" You want me to convince her?\" \" She's frightened.\" \"Is she still on the phone?\" \"I've never told anyone.\" \"It took me almost half my life before I could say anything.\" \"But you can say something now.\" \"I don't know.\" \"Just think of how many others there must have been.\" \"But you want me to talk.\" \"Well, would you have called if you didn't want to?\" \"I didn't think I'd have to use my name.\" \"Listen, I understand you're afraid of the consequence.\" \"I'm a private.\" \"He's a general.\" \"And my husband is the vice president of the United States.\" \"We will protect you.\" \"I promise you that.\" \"What's your name?\" \"Private Megan Hennessey.\" \" What is this?\" \" The names of every person in America who will lose home care when the freeze sets in.\" \"Who will lose half their welfare benefits.\" \"Who will go on furlough.\" \"Who will lose their student loans, transportation services, post-combat counseling.\" \"Shall I go on?\" \"This is about the big picture, Jacqueline.\" \"This picture looks pretty big to me.\" \"I can't vote for the package.\" \"Then don't.\" \"Just get four of your people to do it.\" \"And then, work with me after we avoid the freeze.\" \"I'm not Frank Underwood.\" \"At least two other girls that same year.\" \"If that was true for all the years he's served...\" \" It's just staggering.\" \" And I've felt so helpless.\" \"And he keeps rising in the ranks.\" \"The system protects him.\" \"Why do you think no one has ever reported him?\" \"Do you want to join her?\" \" We know it won't do anything.\" \"No.\" \"Chain of command.\" \"It's inexcusable that you're willing to put your life on the line to defend our freedom, and yet you don't feel the freedom to come forward.\" \"I love my country, and I love serving in the Marines.\" \"But not like this.\" \"Private Hennessey, thank you for your courage in joining us tonight.\" \"It was Mrs. Underwood who gave me the courage.\" \"Mrs. Underwood, thank you for your honesty.\" \"Sir, your wife is on the phone.\" \"You've given us a great deal to think about.\" \"Thank you, Ashleigh.\" \"And that concludes our live one-on-one exclusive interview with Claire Underwood.\" \"You can watch the entire interview on our website.\" \"And as always, we invite you to give us your thoughts and your comments on Facebook and on Twitter.\" \"But for now, thanks for watching and good night.\" \"And we're out.\" \"This is going to make waves like you never imagined.\" \"Thank you.\" \" Where's Carter?\" \" You'll be reporting to me now.\" \" And who are you?\" \" Carter's boss.\" \"You're doing good work, Gavin.\" \"But you can't be assaulting the target.\" \"That could compromise us.\" \"I don't even know why you're going after this guy.\" \"He's small-time.\" \" That's not your concern.\" \" He couldn't write a line of code to save his life.\" \"He intends to commit an act of cyberterrorism.\" \"Well, that's intention, not capability.\" \"He's not a real threat.\" \"Maybe Carter talked things out with you.\" \"I won't.\" \" How much longer?\" \" Until what?\" \" Until I can stop.\" \" You prefer prison?\" \"I've given you eight child pornographers, three botnet masters.\" \"But you still haven't given us AVunit.\" \"I told Carter I don't know where he is.\" \" Yes, you do.\" \" I don't.\" \"Nobody does.\" \"Then what about your friends in Dec Sec?\" \"I'm not giving you my friends.\" \"Then you can keep doing this.\" \"You're a productive asset, Gavin.\" \"But the moment you stop being productive, no lawyer can help you.\" \"I wish we had the real thing right now.\" \" Always prepared.\" \" Francis.\" \" I've missed this.\" \" So have I.\" \"Shouldn't you be on the phone getting your accolades?\" \"They can wait till tomorrow.\" \"Sing me something.\" \" What do you want to hear?\" \" Anything.\""} +{"text": "\"Could you tell me how to get to the medical school?\" \"I'm giving a lecture in 20 minutes, and my driver's a bit lost.\" \"You go straight ahead, and you make a left over the bridge.\" \"That's a lovely accent you have.\" \"New Jersey?\" \"Austria.\" \"Austria?\" \"Well, then...\" \"\"G'day, mate.\"\" \"\"Let's put another shrimp on the barbie.\"\" \"Let's not.\" \"Who's got the Wiener schnitzel?\" \"Beautiful.\" \"There you go, Dolf.\" \"There you go, buddy.\" \"Enjoy.\" \"Let's see.\" \"Next we've got roast beef au jus.\" \"Who's got the roast beef au jus?\" \"Stella, beautiful.\" \"Bon appetit.\" \"Walk away, go on.\" \"Go on.\" \"Last, but not least.\" \"Foot long!\" \"Who's got the foot long?\" \"Very funny, Rascal.\" \"Very funny.\" \"In your dreams.\" \"Why haven't you dropped those dogs off at the show?\" \"Sir, I didn't want them to perform on an empty stomach, sir.\" \"Move it!\" \"Yes, sir.\" \"Mutt Cutts.\" \"Ten-four.\" \"Suck me sideways.\" \"Hello.\" \"How are you?\" \"I'll be out in one minute.\" \"Why you going to the airport?\" \"Flying somewhere?\" \"How'd you guess?\" \"I saw your luggage.\" \"When I noticed the airline ticket, I put two and two together.\" \"Where you headed?\" \"Aspen.\" \"California!\" \"Beautiful.\" \"Name's Christmas, Lloyd Christmas.\" \"I'm Mary Swanson.\" \"This isn't my real job.\" \"No?\" \"My friend Harry and I are saving up to open a pet store.\" \"That's nice.\" \"\"l Got Worms.\"\" \"I beg your pardon?\" \"That's the name, \"I Got Worms.\" We'll specialize in selling worm farms.\" \"You know, like ant farms.\" \"What's the matter?\" \"Little tense about the flight?\" \"Something like that.\" \"Don't worry.\" \"Statistically, you're more likely to get killed... going to the airport, like in a head-on crash... flying off a cliff.\" \"Or trapped under a gas truck!\" \"That's the worst.\" \"I have this cousin, well, I had this cousin...\" \"Could you keep your eyes on the road, please?\" \"Oh, yeah.\" \"Good thinking.\" \"Can't be too careful.\" \"Lot of bad drivers out there.\" \"Okay, gang, you know the rules:\" \"no humping, no pushing, no sniffing hineys.\" \"Where were you?\" \"My dogs were supposed to be here 40 minutes ago.\" \"I hardly have any time to primp them.\" \"Don't worry, Mrs. Neugyburger.\" \"Neugeboren!\" \"Neu-neu-neug...\" \"Boren!\" \"These pooches won't need primping.\" \"You know why?\" \"Because I bathed them and I clipped them myself.\" \"And I stand by my performance.\" \"On second thought, you might want to run a comb through them.\" \"Thanks.\" \"Here you go.\" \"Oh, no, Mary.\" \"I couldn't possibly accept that.\" \"Not after all we've been through.\" \"Thank you, Lloyd.\" \"Good luck with your worms.\" \"How about a hug?\" \"I hate good-byes.\" \"Just go.\" \"Be strong.\" \"She's gonna leave the briefcase near the escalator.\" \"You make the pickup.\" \"Piece of cake.\" \"Good-bye, my love\" \"There's our payday.\" \"She left it.\" \"Let's go.\" \"Coming through!\" \"Move it or lose it, Sister!\" \"Eenie... meenie... minie... mo!\" \"Hold that plane!\" \"Sir, you can't go in there!\" \"It's okay!\" \"I'm a limo driver!\" \"Hi, Lloyd.\" \"Hi, Harry.\" \"How was your day?\" \"Not bad.\" \"Fell off the jet way again.\" \"Who do you figure this guy's working for?\" \"I don't know... but we sure as hell better find out.\" \"The ulcer?\" \"I'll live.\" \"So you got fired again?\" \"Oh, yeah.\" \"They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident.\" \"Yeah, well, I lost my job too.\" \"Man!\" \"You are one pathetic loser.\" \"No offense.\" \"No.\" \"None taken.\" \"You know what really chaffs my ass though?\" \"I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog.\" \"Hi, Petey.\" \"The alarm alone cost me 200.\" \"Chicks love it.\" \"It's a shagging wagon.\" \"What's with the briefcase?\" \"It's a love memento.\" \"The most beautiful woman alive.\" \"I drove her to the airport... sparks flew, emotions ran high.\" \"She actually talked to me.\" \"Get out of here!\" \"Oh, yeah.\" \"Tractor beam.\" \"Sucked me right in.\" \"Anyway.\" \"She left this in the terminal and... flew to Aspen and out of my life.\" \"What's in it?\" \"Man!\" \"I'd have to be a lowlife to root around in someone else's private roperty.\" \"Is it locked?\" \"Yeah, really well.\" \"There's two of them.\" \"One has a gun.\" \"Did you pay the gas bill?\" \"Do you realize what you've done?\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"I say we bail.\" \"Okay.\" \"The briefcase ain't here.\" \"He must have taken it with him.\" \"He's got to come home sometime.\" \"Maybe we should trash the place.\" \"Send him a little message.\" \"I don't think he's going to get that message, Joe.\" \"I mean the guy's got worms in his living room.\" \"I got a better idea.\" \"\"l tought I taw a puddy tat.\" \"Oh, I did.\" \"I did.\" Come here.\" \"I can't believe we drove around all day... and there's not a single job in this town.\" \"There is nothing, nada, zip.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Unless you want to work 40 hours a week.\" \"Here.\" \"I'm gonna go to the store.\" \"Just get the bare essentials.\" \"That's the last of our dough.\" \"What do I look like?\" \"Cripes!\" \"Excuse me, little old lady?\" \"Do you have change of a dollar?\" \"Change?\" \"No, I'm sorry.\" \"I don't.\" \"Could you do me a favor and watch my stuff... while I go break a dollar?\" \"Of course.\" \"Thanks.\" \"Hey, I guess they're right.\" \"Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel... can still serve a purpose.\" \"I'll be right back.\" \"Don't you go dying on me.\" \"Where's the booze?\" \"I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart.\" \"I didn't even see it coming.\" \"Come on, Harry.\" \"Cheer up.\" \"It gets worse.\" \"My parakeet, Petey.\" \"He's dead.\" \"Man, I'm sorry, Harry.\" \"What happened?\" \"His head fell off!\" \"His head fell off?\" \"Yeah, he was pretty old.\" \"That's it.\" \"I've had it with this dump!\" \"We got no food.\" \"We got no jobs.\" \"Our pets' heads are falling off!\" \"Just calm down.\" \"What the hell are we doing here, Harry?\" \"We gotta get out of this town!\" \"And go where?\" \"Where do we go?\" \"I'll tell you where.\" \"Someplace warm.\" \"A place where the beer flows like wine.\" \"Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.\" \"I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.\" \"I don't know.\" \"The French are assholes.\" \"Wait a minute!\" \"Wait a minute!\" \"I know what you're up to, mister.\" \"You just want to go to Aspen and find that girl who lost her briefcase... and you need me to drive you there, right?\" \"Am I right?\" \"Yeah, so?\" \"Am I right?\" \"I want to go someplace where we know someone... who can plug us into the social pipeline.\" \"No, no, no, no, Lloyd.\" \"I say we stay here.\" \"We hunt for jobs... and we keep saving our money for the worm store!\" \"I don't know about you, but I am sick and tired of running from creditors.\" \"You know what I'm sick and tired of?\" \"I'm sick and tired of having to eke my way through life.\" \"I'm sick and tired of being a nobody.\" \"But most of all...\" \"I'm sick and tired of having nobody.\" \"Okay.\" \"Aspen it is.\" \"You'd better not be fooling.\" \"Just let it out.\" \"Have a good cry.\" \"Come on.\" \"Okay, that's enough.\" \"What are you doing?\" \"It feels like running at an incredible rate.\" \"We're not even through Connecticut, and you're already annoying.\" \"Sorry.\" \"We're really doing it, aren't we, buddy?\" \"Where'd you get those?\" \"I bought them when we filled up.\" \"We're supposed to talk about all expenditures, Lloyd.\" \"We are on a very tight budget.\" \"This didn't come out of our travel fund.\" \"I raised 25 extra bucks before we left.\" \"Where did you get 25 extra bucks?\" \"I sold some stuff to Billy in 4-C.\" \"The blind kid?\" \"What did you sell him?\" \"Stuff.\" \"What kind of stuff?\" \"I don't know.\" \"A few baseball cards, a sack of marbles.\" \"Petey...\" \"Petey?\" \"You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?\" \"The\" \" That\" \" You-- What are you\" \"Petey didn't even have a head!\" \"I took care of it.\" \"Pretty bird.\" \"Can you say, \"pretty bird\"?\" \"Pretty bird.\" \"Yes, pretty bird.\" \"Pretty bird.\" \"Polly want a cracker?\" \"Those rat bastards.\" \"They're rubbing it right in our faces.\" \"Andre'll have a hemorrhage if we don't get the case back.\" \"They must have been following us for weeks.\" \"Why you say?\" \"\"Gas Man.\"\" \"How the hell do they know that I got gas?\" \"They gotta be pros.\" \"Don't worry.\" \"We're gonna get that money back.\" \"I'll tell you something else.\" \"They ain't never getting to Aspen.\" \"I'm gonna see to that.\" \"They got The Monkees.\" \"They were a major influence on The Beatles.\" \"Yeah, I know.\" \"Excuse me, Flo?\" \"Flo, like that TV show.\" \"What is the soup du jour?\" \"It's the soup of the day.\" \"That sounds good.\" \"I'll have that.\" \"It feels good to mingle with... these laid-back country folk, don't it?\" \"I like it a lot.\" \"What's the matter?\" \"You spilled the salt.\" \"That's what's the matter.\" \"Spilling the salt is very bad luck!\" \"Driving across the country, the last thing we need is bad luck.\" \"Quick, toss some salt over your right shoulder.\" \"What the hell?\" \"Who's the dead man that hit me with the salt shaker?\" \"It was a terrible mistake, sir.\" \"Believe me.\" \"I'd never do anything to offend a man of your size.\" \"Kick his ass, Sea Bass!\" \"You gonna eat that?\" \"That?\" \"No.\" \"Yes.\" \"Well...\" \"It crossed my mind, yeah.\" \"You really wimped out, man.\" \"What are you talking about, \"wimped out\"?\" \"Did you s\" \"The guy hawked on my burger.\" \"Wait.\" \"I think I just...\" \"Yeah, I just had an idea.\" \"Follow me.\" \"Excuse me, guys?\" \"What the hell do you want?\" \"I just want to apologize... for that unpleasant scene a little earlier.\" \"My friend Harry and I would...\" \"like to buy you guys... a round of beers... just to bury the hatchet.\" \"Make it four boilermakers.\" \"Whatever you want, sir.\" \"I'll have the waitress bring it over immediately.\" \"What are you doing?\" \"We can't afford to buy them drinks!\" \"Excuse me?\" \"Sea Bass and the fellas offered to pick up our check.\" \"They said just put it on their tab.\" \"They're very nice.\" \"Sea Bass said that?\" \"Well, if... that guy at the table over there is Sea Bass.\" \"All right, if that's what he wants.\" \"Put these on there too, okay?\" \"You got it.\" \"I'll kill those sons of bitches!\" \"That was genius, sheer genius.\" \"Where did you come up with a scam like that?\" \"Saw it in a movie once.\" \"That was incredible!\" \"Then what?\" \"The guy tricks some sucker into picking up his tab... then gets away with it scot-free?\" \"No.\" \"In the movie they catch up to him... a half mile down the road and slit his throat.\" \"It was a good one.\" \"Harry?\" \"What?\" \"I know this isn't the best time... but when you get a chance to pull over, I gotta pee.\" \"Are you crazy?\" \"I'm not pulling over now.\" \"But I gotta go.\" \"What do I do?\" \"Whiz in one of the empty beer bottles in the back.\" \"On the floor, just get one of\" \"Quit moving around!\" \"Watch the seat, watch the seat!\" \"All right!\" \"What's wrong?\" \"The bottle's almost full, and I'm still going.\" \"Stop going.\" \"I can't stop going once I've started.\" \"It stings.\" \"Quick, another bottle.\" \"What?\" \"Come on.\" \"Hurry, hurry.\" \"Okay.\" \"Come on!\" \"Here!\" \"Hold that.\" \"Hold that one.\" \"Hurry, I'm pitching it.\" \"Are you a camel?\" \"Pull over!\" \"Pull over.\" \"No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.\" \"Killer boots, man!\" \"Pull your vehicle to the side of the road.\" \"License and registration, please.\" \"You fellas were going a little fast, wouldn't you say?\" \"You fellas... been doing a bit of boozing, have you?\" \"Sucking back on Grandpa's old cough medicine?\" \"Oh, no, sir.\" \"No.\" \"What's that?\" \"That's nothing, sir.\" \"Nothing.\" \"You aware that it's against the law... to have an open alcohol container in the state of Pennsylvania?\" \"Give me that booze, you little pumpkin-pie-hair-cutted freak.\" \"Sir, no...\" \"Don't...\" \"You'd keep your mouth shut if you knew what was good for you.\" \"Tic Tac, sir?\" \"Get the hell out of here.\" \"How could they not have gotten the ransom?\" \"It just doesn't make sense.\" \"I left the money exactly where they instructed me to.\" \"It makes perfect sense, Mary.\" \"We should have called the authorities the minute we knew Bobby was kidnapped.\" \"Helen, we've been through this already.\" \"Mr. Andre.\" \"Nicholas.\" \"Karl.\" \"Nick.\" \"Any word yet, sir?\" \"Nothing yet, Nicholas.\" \"I've been giving this a lot of thought.\" \"Maybe we should cancel the Preservation Benefit this weekend.\" \"It'd be easy to reschedule.\" \"I don't think we should do anything out of the ordinary.\" \"She's right.\" \"It's imperative we carry on as usual.\" \"Especially you.\" \"Am I supposed to go about my life like everything is fine?\" \"Exactly what you should do.\" \"Go skiing.\" \"Go to parties.\" \"Act normally.\" \"Don't you see, honey?\" \"We can't let on that anything's wrong.\" \"If the press or the authorities get wind of this, the kidnappers may panic.\" \"You never know what they might do.\" \"So he says, \"Do you love me?\" And she says, \"No... but that's a real nice ski mask.\"\" \"What's that?\" \"You want me to drive?\" \"No, I'm cool.\" \"I don't know, Lloyd.\" \"These places don't do it for me.\" \"They just bring back memories.\" \"What happened?\" \"Some little filly break your heart?\" \"No, it was a girl.\" \"Fraida Felcher.\" \"We stayed in a place just like this.\" \"Wasn't this classy, but, you know, nice.\" \"Felcher?\" \"From Cranston?\" \"You know her?\" \"Oh, yeah!\" \"I mean, I remember you... talking about her.\" \"We had the most incredibly romantic time.\" \"I thought we'd be together forever and then... about a week later... right out of the blue, she sends me a John Deere letter.\" \"She give you any reason?\" \"I called her up.\" \"She gave me some crap about not listening to her or something.\" \"I don't know.\" \"I wasn't really paying attention.\" \"But the thing that hurt the most?\" \"I think she was seeing another guy.\" \"Never did find out who.\" \"Mr. Andre.\" \"Guess who we just happened upon?\" \"This is where it all ends.\" \"At a phone booth.\" \"The boys are holed up in a little love nest for the night.\" \"They're a little bit strange.\" \"What the hell are these guys up to?\" \"Could they be Feds?\" \"Highly unlikely from what I've seen.\" \"Sir, did you ever hear of the concept of \"other people\"?\" \"Me being that, for the phone, sir.\" \"You turned your back on me.\" \"You got me mad.\" \"I almost like it.\" \"You were supposed to grab that bag so we could end this shit!\" \"Here's your drink, baby.\" \"You don't give a damn what I can do to you, 'cause...\" \"Hold on a minute.\" \"But that's not your problem.\" \"You didn't know.\" \"Get off the phone.\" \"Get off the phone.\" \"I'm sorry, Mr. Andre, you were saying?\" \"Look, Mental... these jokers have a lot of money, and it belongs to me.\" \"I want to know who they are and what they're doing with it.\" \"I told you already.\" \"I'm on it.\" \"All right?\" \"Good.\" \"According to the map, we've only gone about four inches.\" \"I don't think we have enough gas money.\" \"Relax.\" \"We have more than enough.\" \"I think you're wrong.\" \"How much you want to bet?\" \"I don't bet.\" \"What do you mean?\" \"I don't bet.\" \"I don't gamble.\" \"Pussy, pussy.\" \"I never have, and I never will.\" \"Right.\" \"I'll bet you 20 bucks you'll gamble by the end of the day.\" \"No way.\" \"I'll give you 3-to-1 odds.\" \"Nope.\" \"5-to-1?\" \"10-to-1?\" \"You're on.\" \"I'm going to get you.\" \"I don't know how, but I'm gonna get you.\" \"Come on, Joe.\" \"Let me do them.\" \"Both of them.\" \"You don't even have to worry about it.\" \"Just shut up.\" \"We don't even know who the hell they are.\" \"You don't kill people you don't know.\" \"That's a rule.\" \"I want you to get up here.\" \"Lie down on the front seat.\" \"When they pick me up... you follow us.\" \"You got that?\" \"Hey, here they come.\" \"Stay down.\" \"Say, are you guys going to Davenport?\" \"My car died, and I'm late for a luncheon.\" \"We usually don't pick up hitchhikers.\" \"But I'm going to go with my instinct on this one.\" \"Saddle up, partner.\" \"You're it.\" \"You're it.\" \"You're it, quitsies.\" \"Anti-quitsies.\" \"No anti-quitsies.\" \"No startsies.\" \"You can't do that.\" \"Can!\" \"Cannot.\" \"Stamped it.\" \"Can to.\" \"Double stamped.\" \"No erasies.\" \"Cannot.\" \"Triple stamped it.\" \"Touch blue, make it true.\" \"You can't triple stamp a double stamp!\" \"You can't triple stamp a double stamp!\" \"Guys!\" \"Enough!\" \"Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?\" \"Guys!\" \"Guys!\" \"Guys!\" \"Fellas.\" \"Think we could listen to the radio or something?\" \"Radio?\" \"Who needs a radio?\" \"Ready, Harry?\" \"Mock-... ing-... bird\" \"Mockingbird Everybody, have you heard\" \"She's going to buy me a mockingbird\" \"And if that mockingbird don't sing\" \"She's going to buy me a diamond ring\" \"There's some people who want a ride too!\" \"Pick them up!\" \"You want an Atomic Pepper, Mr. Mentalino?\" \"You guys go ahead.\" \"I'll do it if you will.\" \"Okay.\" \"You go first.\" \"No, you go first.\" \"No, you go first.\" \"You.\" \"You.\" \"I always go first.\" \"Why don't you guys... both stop acting like a couple of pussies and go at the same time?\" \"That sounds like a dare.\" \"It's a double dare.\" \"Okay.\" \"You're on.\" \"It's not so bad.\" \"It's more tingly than hot.\" \"If you fellas would excuse me, I got to use the phone.\" \"Enjoy your meal, guys.\" \"Here, Lloyd.\" \"This helps.\" \"It works good.\" \"Yeah, it's Mental.\" \"I'm sitting down to a nice meal with our boys.\" \"How nice.\" \"Don't forget that your bread plate is on the left!\" \"I can't have these guys running around Aspen.\" \"Don't worry.\" \"They ain't gonna be running around nowhere after I dump... a little rat poison in their Shirley Temple.\" \"That's good.\" \"Here he comes!\" \"Feeling better, girls?\" \"Much better.\" \"Thank you for asking.\" \"Why are you going to Aspen?\" \"Vacation?\" \"Eat up and we'll tell you.\" \"It doesn't seem like you packed much.\" \"All I saw was one bag and that briefcase.\" \"The briefcase isn't even ours.\" \"Some lady left it at the airport.\" \"We're just bringing it back to her.\" \"How's your burger?\" \"You mean you don't even know her?\" \"Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time.\" \"Are you okay, man?\" \"It was just a goof!\" \"My ulcer.\" \"Quick!\" \"Quick, my pills!\" \"Maybe someone should call an ambulance.\" \"You get the pills.\" \"Don't worry, I know CPR.\" \"I'll get the pills!\" \"Out with the bad air, in with the good.\" \"Out with the bad air, in\" \"This is a lot easier if you just lay back.\" \"Here.\" \"He's resisting me.\" \"There you go.\" \"Pills!\" \"Pills are good.\" \"Drink them down.\" \"There you go.\" \"There you go, big guy.\" \"That's better!\" \"You want some ketchup and mustard?\" \"That helped us!\" \"You son of a bitch!\" \"Check, please.\" \"I can't believe it.\" \"Life's a fragile thing.\" \"One minute you're chewing on a burger, the next you're dead meat.\" \"But he blamed me.\" \"You heard him.\" \"Those were his last words.\" \"Not if you count the gurgling sound.\" \"He was poisoned?\" \"No doubt about it.\" \"We found these next to the body.\" \"Sir?\" \"Waitress says he came in with a couple of younger guys.\" \"They're the ones who called the ambulance.\" \"Then they hit the road.\" \"Any idea where they were going?\" \"Just received a report.\" \"They were seen headed west on I-80 towards Colorado.\" \"A make on the vehicle?\" \"Yes, sir.\" \"They're driving an '84... sheepdog.\" \"Skis, huh?\" \"That's right.\" \"Great.\" \"They yours?\" \"Both of them?\" \"Cool.\" \"Excuse me, but you're spraying everywhere.\" \"A lot of luggage for a little vacation.\" \"I'm moving to Aspen.\" \"I've got to get away from my boyfriend.\" \"He's such a klutz.\" \"Plus, my astrologer told me I should stay away... from accident-prone guys.\" \"So, you know.\" \"You know, I\" \"Here, it's a little loose.\" \"Wouldn't want to\" \"Thank you.\" \"No.\" \"Allow me.\" \"I've got... a thing here.\" \"Got them right here.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Sure.\" \"You know, I'm heading up to Aspen myself.\" \"Maybe we could meet up.\" \"Have some hot chocolate or something.\" \"Sure, why not?\" \"You seem harmless.\" \"I'll give you my number.\" \"Let me find a pen.\" \"Great.\" \"I know I have one in here.\" \"Just tell it to me.\" \"I got a really good memory.\" \"The number's 555... 90\" \"Wait, that's my old number.\" \"It's so weird how your mind goes blank.\" \"For God's sake, just give me the damn number!\" \"Okay, you going to get pushy?\" \"Forget about it.\" \"Find a happy place.\" \"Find a happy place.\" \"Any sign of them yet?\" \"No, sir, but we're expecting them shortly.\" \"A motorist saw a pooch 30 miles back, headed this way.\" \"I told you what happened, okay?\" \"So just drop it.\" \"Okay.\" \"Sure thing.\" \"Sure thing.\" \"Hey, look, we're almost in Colorado.\" \"Let's change seats.\" \"I've been driving for nine straight hours.\" \"I don't have the energy to start a new state.\" \"Hey, guys.\" \"Wow, Big Gulps, huh?\" \"All right!\" \"Well, see you later.\" \"Hey, Harry, I got some beef jerk\" \"Some people just weren't cut out for life on the road.\" \"I was wondering when you'd get up.\" \"Well, how long have I been out?\" \"I'd say a good five hours.\" \"I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.\" \"I was thinking the same thing.\" \"That John Denver is full of shit, man.\" \"I'm only human, Harry!\" \"Anybody can make a mistake.\" \"Come on!\" \"Stop being a baby.\" \"So we backtracked a tad.\" \"\"A tad\"?\" \"\"A tad,\" Lloyd?\" \"You drove almost a sixth of the way across the country... in the wrong direction!\" \"We don't have enough money to get to Aspen!\" \"We don't have enough money to get home!\" \"To eat!\" \"We don't have enough money to sleep!\" \"It's not gonna do us any good to sit here whining about it.\" \"We're in a hole.\" \"We're going to have to dig ourselves out.\" \"Okay.\" \"You're right.\" \"Absolutely right.\" \"Where you going?\" \"Home.\" \"I'm walking home.\" \"Well, pardon me, Mr. Perfect!\" \"I guess I forgot that you never, ever make a mistake.\" \"Got room for one more if you still want to go to Aspen.\" \"Where did you find that?\" \"Some kid back in town.\" \"Traded the van for it, straight up.\" \"I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.\" \"You know, Lloyd.\" \"Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber... you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!\" \"Still want to go to Aspen?\" \"Oh, yeah!\" \"Okay.\" \"Let's go, buddy!\" \"No, west.\" \"Go west!\" \"Oh, yeah!\" \"I got to stop for going to the bathroom.\" \"Just go, man.\" \"That sure is warm.\" \"We're there.\" \"Got a little nippy going through the pass, huh?\" \"Isn't this incredible?\" \"What more could two single guys ask for?\" \"How about some food?\" \"I swallowed a big june bug driving.\" \"I'm not really hungry.\" \"Well, I'm starving.\" \"Holy, jeez, look at the butt on that.\" \"Yeah.\" \"He must work out.\" \"Why don't we get busy and deliver the briefcase to Mary?\" \"If I know her as well as I think I do... she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets.\" \"Good plan.\" \"Where does she live?\" \"I don't know.\" \"What's her last name?\" \"I'll look it up.\" \"You know, I don't really recall.\" \"It starts with an \"s.\"\" \"S-Swim, Swamie, S-Slippy...\" \"Slappy, Slimin, Solmon, Simin, Sal, Swenson, Swanson?\" \"Maybe it's on the briefcase, look\" \"It's right here.\" \"\"Samsonite.\" I was way off.\" \"I knew it started with an \"s\" though.\" \"I'm not seeing it here.\" \"She must be unlisted.\" \"Great.\" \"What are we supposed to do now?\" \"I can't feel my fingers anymore, Lloyd.\" \"They're, they're, they're numb.\" \"You should wear these extra gloves.\" \"My hands are starting to get sweaty.\" \"Extra gloves?\" \"You've had this pair... of extra gloves this whole time?\" \"Yeah.\" \"We're in the Rockies.\" \"I'm going to kill you.\" \"What?\" \"I'm gonna kill you!\" \"I'm going to kill you, Lloyd!\" \"Calm down.\" \"Right now, I'm gonna kill you.\" \"You got that crazy look in your eye.\" \"I know what I'm going to do.\" \"What are you doing?\" \"I'm gonna do something I should have done a long time ago.\" \"Don't do anything foolish!\" \"What?\" \"Foolish?\" \"This isn't foolish.\" \"I'm going to toss this damn curse right into that damn pond.\" \"I'm gonna do it!\" \"No, Harry!\" \"Your hands are freezing!\" \"Look!\" \"Look!\" \"Okay.\" \"Here's the plan.\" \"We borrow a few bucks, a small loan from the briefcase...\" \"and we find reasonable lodgings.\" \"Good plan.\" \"We'll keep track of the money we spend with IOU's.\" \"We'll be meticulous.\" \"Right down to the last penny.\" \"Whatever we borrow, we pay back.\" \"We're good for it.\" \"Our word is our bond.\" \"This is the Hotel Danbury Presidential Suite, gentlemen.\" \"Normally reserved for royalty... visiting dignitaries... illustrious stars of stage and screen.\" \"We have shortly coming the Emperor and Empress of Japan.\" \"Princes Charles and Di, when they were together... used to frequent the hotel constantly.\" \"We'll take it!\" \"There you go.\" \"There you go.\" \"Thank you, sir.\" \"There you go.\" \"There you go.\" \"There you go.\" \"The rain brought them to him.\" \"Although at the time, he wasn't sure he wanted to accept the gift.\" \"Ned, do you think he'll let us stay?\" \"You and me, we're a family... and no one's ever gonna break us apart.\" \"At Pacific Bell, we believe that's pretty special.\" \"Boy.\" \"This is living, huh?\" \"Yeah.\" \"What's on next?\" \"I don't know.\" \"Let me look it up.\" \"Lloyd, you okay?\" \"Harry, it's Mary.\" \"Who?\" \"Mary!\" \"With the briefcase!\" \"\"Swanson.\"\" \"\"Will hawst a newl.\"\" \"\"Host.\" \"Annual.\"\" \"\"Host an ann-ew-all, an annual meeting of...\"\" \"\"The.\"\" \"\"The...\" \"lnter--\"\" \"It's a big one.\" \"\"lnternational Preservationist Society tomorrow night.\"\" \"Come on, Cinderella, we got to get you ready for the ball!\" \"Thanks, Barn'.\" \"There you go.\" \"Thank you, sir.\" \"Cripes!\" \"Time out!\" \"Time out.\" \"Whatever.\" \"Excuse me, gentlemen.\" \"This is a $500-a-plate dinner.\" \"Good night.\" \"500, okay, all right, no problem.\" \"Here, put us down for...\" \"Put us down for four.\" \"In case we want seconds.\" \"Jesus Christ!\" \"It's them!\" \"Them who?\" \"Them!\" \"The guys who whacked Mental.\" \"Can't you just feel it?\" \"This is our big chance, man.\" \"All we have to do is show a little class, a little sophistication...\" \"and we're in like a dirty shirt.\" \"No problem.\" \"We can be classy\" \"Look at the funbags on that hosehound.\" \"I'd eat her liver with some farver beans and a nice bottle of Chianti.\" \"Let's go get a couple bowls of loudmouth soup.\" \"Hey, bartender, two martinis, please.\" \"May I have your attention, please?\" \"The Aspen Preservation Society is the world's foremost defender of 23 endangered species.\" \"It is with tremendous honor that we are able to bring Mr. Swanson forward... to introduce us to the 24th, everybody.\" \"Karl.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Ladies and gentlemen....\" \"I give you the Icelandic Snow Owl.\" \"These magnificent specimens constitute 1/7th... of the snow owl population left on the planet.\" \"And God willing... with your help and that of the Society's... these wonderful creatures will flourish once more.\" \"Thank you again.\" \"Enjoy your evening.\" \"Could I have some pistachios, please.\" \"And another one of those.\" \"What are you doing?\" \"Calm down.\" \"I've never seen you so nervous.\" \"Keep an eye on them, Shay.\" \"Keep a close eye.\" \"I'm ready for a commitment.\" \"First time I set eyes on Mary Swanson...\" \"I got that old-fashioned romantic feeling... where I'd do anything to bone her.\" \"That's a special feeling, Lloyd.\" \"Oh, my.\" \"There she is.\" \"Wow!\" \"You weren't kidding!\" \"She's an angel.\" \"What are you waiting for?\" \"Get over there and talk to her.\" \"She's gonna think I'm some kind of a psycho... when she finds out how far I came just to see her.\" \"You know what you have?\" \"Her briefcase.\" \"She'll be thrilled to see you!\" \"Wait.\" \"I have an idea.\" \"Why don't you go over and introduce yourself?\" \"You can build me up, so I won't have to brag about myself later.\" \"Tell her I'm rich, and I'm good-looking... and...\" \"I have a rapist wit.\" \"No.\" \"I don't-- I don't think I could.\" \"I'm not\" \" No.\" \"Come on!\" \"Please!\" \"Okay.\" \"Stop.\" \"What are you going to do?\" \"I'm going to hang by the bar.\" \"Put out the vibe.\" \"Nice set of hooters you got there.\" \"I beg your pardon?\" \"The owls, they're beautiful.\" \"Are you a bird lover?\" \"Me?\" \"Oh, no.\" \"Well, I used to have a parakeet... but now my main area of expertise is canines.\" \"\"Dogs\"... to the layperson.\" \"Thanks.\" \"I love dogs too.\" \"How are you involved with them?\" \"I've trained them.\" \"Bathed them.\" \"Clipped them.\" \"I've even bred them.\" \"Really?\" \"Any unusual breeding?\" \"No, mostly just doggie style.\" \"Once... we successfully mated a bulldog with a shihtzu.\" \"Really?\" \"That's weird.\" \"Yeah, we called it a \"bullshit.\"\" \"Anyway... the real reason I came over here was to...\" \"I got to introduce you to a buddy of mine.\" \"Mary, I don't believe I've met your friend.\" \"Actually, we haven't been properly introduced.\" \"My name is Mary Swanson.\" \"Hi, Harry Dunne.\" \"Nice to meet you.\" \"This is my stepmother Helen.\" \"Harry Dunne.\" \"Pleasure to meet you both.\" \"I was hoping I'd get a chance to meet you.\" \"Oh, you were?\" \"Really?\" \"That tuxedo!\" \"It's fabulous!\" \"I love a man with a sense of humor.\" \"And so does Mary.\" \"It's hysterical.\" \"Really?\" \"Oh, yes.\" \"About my friend\" \"What are you doing tomorrow?\" \"Mary is looking for someone to hit the slopes with.\" \"She, what, huh?\" \"You're embarrassing me.\" \"Yeah, well, you are.\" \"The snow'll be gone in a couple of weeks and... this may be your last chance.\" \"Poor thing.\" \"She never goes out.\" \"Well, Mr. Dunne?\" \"Are you available?\" \"My friend\" \"Forget about your friend for one day.\" \"You kids'll have a wonderful time.\" \"What do you say?\" \"Well, you know, I don't know, you know, the thing, part\" \"Sure, what time?\" \"How come you didn't bring her over?\" \"Relax, you're golden.\" \"I got you a date with her tomorrow.\" \"What?\" \"I don't-- I can't\" \" This\" \"I love you, man.\" \"Okay, okay, you're kissing me.\" \"You're kissing me.\" \"This calls for a little of the bubbly.\" \"You'll be my best man.\" \"Oh, good.\" \"I promise.\" \"You have just earned yourself a seat at the head table, pal.\" \"We already got the tuxes.\" \"Boy, this party really died.\" \"Hey, maybe it was a coincidence.\" \"\"Hey, maybe it was a coincidence.\"\" \"It was a message, Shay, pure and simple.\" \"We killed their bird, and now they killed one of ours.\" \"How can anybody whack a bird with a cork?\" \"These guys aren't just anybody.\" \"They're good.\" \"Coming!\" \"Nice going, buddy!\" \"Ma'am.\" \"Beautiful outfit, sir.\" \"There you go.\" \"How ya doing?\" \"You're a little early.\" \"We don't open for 45 minutes.\" \"I'm meeting someone here.\" \"Mind if I wait at the bar?\" \"No.\" \"Come in.\" \"It's a beautiful day, huh?\" \"Yes, I've had a wonderful time so far.\" \"Thank you.\" \"God, it feels so good to get up here.\" \"I haven't been outside that much in the last couple of weeks.\" \"Oh, yeah?\" \"Why not?\" \"There's been some... family problems.\" \"I don't want to bore you with those.\" \"Thanks.\" \"Oh, look.\" \"Frost.\" \"Are you okay?\" \"I do this all the time.\" \"Hi, there.\" \"Say, kids.\" \"You don't happen to have a cup of warm water, do you?\" \"Excuse me.\" \"Is it ten a.m. yet?\" \"It's one.\" \"That's what I have too.\" \"I thought maybe it was fast.\" \"She's running late?\" \"Just a couple hours.\" \"You know girls.\" \"When they're excited about something... everything has to be perfect.\" \"This one's on me.\" \"Yippie.\" \"Chablis, please.\" \"Hello.\" \"Bad day, huh?\" \"Me too.\" \"Everything's been bad since I broke up with my boyfriend.\" \"My God!\" \"You poor guy.\" \"Does it hurt?\" \"Oh, no.\" \"I'm fine.\" \"I saved a seat for you.\" \"Oh, no, this is silly.\" \"Let me help you.\" \"It'll only hurt for a moment.\" \"Like a Band-Aid.\" \"Come on, ready?\" \"Come on.\" \"Go.\" \"Come on.\" \"Come on.\" \"I thought, \"Run for your life before he kills you both.\"\" \"You know what the klutz did?\" \"No, and I don't care.\" \"He came home one night dead drunk and decided he wanted to fix the sink.\" \"I couldn't believe him.\" \"Enough of me.\" \"Let's talk about you.\" \"Bartender.\" \"You wouldn't happen to know a Mary Swanson?\" \"Mary Swanson?\" \"Yeah, she comes in here all the time.\" \"What's that supposed to mean?\" \"She has dinner.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"Do you know where she lives?\" \"Her family has the big place up on Alpine Drive.\" \"Alpine Drive?\" \"Big place?\" \"No way!\" \"That's great!\" \"We landed on the moon!\" \"I've got to tell you, today was just what I needed.\" \"Thanks a lot.\" \"It was my pleasure, Mary.\" \"You'll pick me up tonight at 7:45?\" \"No.\" \"I got some things to take care of first.\" \"Why don't we make it quarter to eight?\" \"Stop it.\" \"Okay, 7:45.\" \"Bye.\" \"It doesn't make sense.\" \"She told me 10 o'clock, sharp.\" \"Are you sure you went to the right bar?\" \"Oh, yeah.\" \"I'm pretty sure.\" \"Lobby bar, right in the lobby.\" \"Well...\" \"Maybe she just had a change of heart.\" \"That pisses me off.\" \"That pisses me right off.\" \"I hate when women do that.\" \"She wanted to see you again!\" \"She told me that.\" \"And now, no?\" \"Wait a minute.\" \"Wait.\" \"She must have meant 10 o'clock at night.\" \"Do you think?\" \"Why meet at a bar at ten in the morning?\" \"I just figured she was a raging alcoholic.\" \"And all this time I've been going through such pain and personal anguish.\" \"Such hell!\" \"For nothing!\" \"God, that's funny.\" \"Oh, that's good stuff.\" \"Oh, boy.\" \"Well, listen.\" \"Looks like your night's planned, so I'll go catch a flick.\" \"Okay.\" \"Ten in the morning.\" \"Harry, old buddy, old pal.\" \"Will you join me in a good-luck toast before you head out?\" \"Sure thing.\" \"Whatever you think will help your chances.\" \"Yes, siree.\" \"You know why I like you, Harry?\" \"'Cause you're a regular guy.\" \"That's why I want you to stay regular.\" \"One-half teaspoon for fast, effective relief.\" \"To my friend, Harry.\" \"The matchmaker.\" \"Get out of here!\" \"I'm not\" \" I have\" \"Hi, the door's open.\" \"Come on upstairs.\" \"Make yourself at home, I'm almost ready.\" \"One minute?\" \"Sounds good.\" \"Harry?\" \"Are you in there?\" \"Be right out.\" \"I hope you're not using the toilet.\" \"It's broken.\" \"The toilet doesn't flush.\" \"No, I was just shaving.\" \"Shaving?\" \"I was running a little late.\" \"I thought this would save some time.\" \"I'll be in the kitchen whenever you're ready.\" \"Oh, jeez.\" \"Tomorrow... inside the home of the Menendez brothers' attorney.\" \"Next, we'll be back in a minute with the heartbreaking story... of the blind Rhode lsland boy who was duped... into buying a dead parakeet.\" \"I just thought he was real quiet.\" \"Who are these sick people?\" \"Hi.\" \"Remember me?\" \"Not really.\" \"Providence.\" \"I drove you to the airport last week.\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"Lloyd, right?\" \"You remembered my name.\" \"Why are you in Aspen?\" \"I brought your briefcase.\" \"You left it in the airport, you big goof.\" \"You have my briefcase?\" \"I have it at my hotel room.\" \"Want to jump on the bike with me?\" \"We'll go get it.\" \"Unless...\" \"Unless you're busy.\" \"I'll\" \"No.\" \"You just wait right here.\" \"No.\" \"I don't want to...\" \"Come on, flush, you bastard.\" \"What are you doing in there?\" \"I'm just cleaning my teeth.\" \"I'm sorry, but something important's come up, and I must run out.\" \"It's sort of an emergency.\" \"I'll explain later.\" \"But, Mary.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"I really must go.\" \"I promise we'll do this again sometime.\" \"Race you to the top.\" \"I won.\" \"Look familiar?\" \"I don't believe it.\" \"You really have it.\" \"Of course I have it.\" \"When Lloyd Christmas drives a woman to the airport... he makes sure she gets all her luggage.\" \"That's my whole philosophy.\" \"This is incredible.\" \"You mean to say you drove two thousand miles... just for me?\" \"I didn't really have... a lot to do.\" \"And I know how frustrating it can be to lose a bag.\" \"That is so sweet, Lloyd.\" \"Look, this may seem a little sudden, but I've given it a lot of thought.\" \"You're the woman I've been waiting for my whole life... and I'm not ashamed to admit it.\" \"Please!\" \"Let me finish.\" \"I'm crazy about you.\" \"I've never felt this way about anybody.\" \"Listen to me.\" \"I feel like a schoolboy again.\" \"A schoolboy who desperately wants to make sweet, sweet love to you.\" \"I thought I heard you talking to someone.\" \"I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.\" \"Maybe I should be going.\" \"No.\" \"That's not what I meant.\" \"What I meant was...\" \"I like you, Mary.\" \"I like you a lot.\" \"I want to ask you a question, straight out... flat out, and I want you to give me the honest answer.\" \"What do you think the chances are of... a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?\" \"Well, that's difficult to say.\" \"We really don't...\" \"Hit me with it.\" \"Give it to me straight.\" \"I came a long way just to see you, Mary.\" \"Just...\" \"The least you can do is level with me.\" \"What are my chances?\" \"Not good.\" \"You mean not good, like one out of a hundred?\" \"I'd say... more like one out of a million.\" \"So you're telling me there's a chance?\" \"I read you.\" \"Hi.\" \"We have plenty of towels, thanks.\" \"Nicholas!\" \"What are you doing here?\" \"I've been looking for you.\" \"I have news about your husband.\" \"Husband!\" \"Wait a minute.\" \"What was all that \"one in a million\" talk?\" \"Aren't you going to invite me in?\" \"Hey, Harry, you never called.\" \"What are you doing here?\" \"Excuse me, Gunman?\" \"Who are you?\" \"Don't play dumb with me, asshole.\" \"I'm the owner of the briefcase you've been carrying around.\" \"Oh, well.\" \"Nicholas.\" \"My family trusted you.\" \"Shut up!\" \"Listen...\" \"Mr. Samsonite, about the briefcase.\" \"my friend Harry and I have every intention of fully reimbursing you.\" \"You open it.\" \"Open it up!\" \"Go ahead, open it up.\" \"Do what he says.\" \"Hurry.\" \"What is this?\" \"Where's all the money?\" \"That's as good as money.\" \"Those are IOU's.\" \"Go ahead and add it up.\" \"Every cent's accounted for.\" \"Look.\" \"See this?\" \"That's a car. 275 thou'.\" \"Might want to hang on to that one.\" \"You're a dead man!\" \"I'm home.\" \"Look, we got to have a serious talk.\" \"I got a confession to make.\" \"Good.\" \"You found her.\" \"I'll leave you two alone.\" \"No, stay.\" \"I'd like a one-way ticket to Amsterdam, departing as soon as possible, please.\" \"How do you guys know each other?\" \"We were best friends.\" \"Until he turned into a backstabber.\" \"Me a backstabber?\" \"You got a lot of nerve.\" \"You knew I was crazy about her.\" \"You knew I was crazy about Fraida.\" \"That didn't stop you!\" \"What do you mean?\" \"\"What do you mean?\" Don't deny it.\" \"Fraida told me the whole sleazy story, Mr. French Tickler.\" \"What time does that leave?\" \"Thanks.\" \"Wait.\" \"Can I have a vegetarian meal?\" \"I guess we learned a little something about each other, didn't we?\" \"You said it.\" \"Maybe we're not as good friends as we thought.\" \"Yeah.\" \"If one beautiful girl can rip us apart like this... maybe our friendship isn't worth a damn.\" \"Maybe we should call it quits right now.\" \"Tell me where to sign, bud.\" \"On my ass, after you kiss it!\" \"Kiss it!\" \"Kiss mine!\" \"Both cheeks, both lips, right here.\" \"Come on.\" \"Put it right\" \"Shut up!\" \"Which one of you losers wants to get it first?\" \"Over here.\" \"I got you into this whole mess.\" \"Come on, shoot me.\" \"No!\" \"Wait.\" \"Wait.\" \"Do me first.\" \"I stole your girl.\" \"I deserve it.\" \"No, you don't.\" \"Yes, I do.\" \"You don't.\" \"I do.\" \"Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life.\" \"Mary and I skied.\" \"We made a snowman.\" \"She touched my leg.\" \"Okay, kill him.\" \"You killed my best friend, you bastard!\" \"If it's any consolation, you're about to be reunited.\" \"Harry!\" \"You're alive!\" \"And you're a horrible shot.\" \"Lucky me.\" \"Police!\" \"Open up!\" \"Nobody move!\" \"Everybody freeze!\" \"Get those hands up!\" \"Not you, dummy!\" \"Special officer Beth Jordan, FBI.\" \"Who?\" \"But\" \"Mr. Dunne, we couldn't have done it without you.\" \"We've been following you guys all the way from Providence.\" \"What's going on, Harry?\" \"Your name is Harry, isn't it?\" \"She grabbed me down in the lobby.\" \"Explained what was up.\" \"They slapped this bulletproof vest on me and gave me a gun.\" \"What if he shot you in the face?\" \"What if he shot me in the face?\" \"That's a risk we were willing to take.\" \"How come I didn't get a gun?\" \"Did you get a gun?\" \"You were right.\" \"She was definitely worth the trip.\" \"She's something, ain't she?\" \"I'm glad we were able to help her out.\" \"Yep.\" \"Bobby!\" \"Easy, easy.\" \"You're okay.\" \"I'm okay, just a little sore.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"Sweetie.\" \"Baby, I missed your loving.\" \"Honey, there's someone I want to introduce you to.\" \"He's the kindest, gentlest man I've ever met.\" \"Will you meet him?\" \"Sure.\" \"He's got a gun!\" \"I said, \"This is my husband, Bobby.\"\" \"Hi, Bobby.\" \"Hi.\" \"I'm so happy for you.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Thank you both very much.\" \"I owe you both a debt of gratitude.\" \"Thank you.\" \"I can't believe this.\" \"First Mary dumps us, then the cops take our nest egg.\" \"Then our hog breaks down.\" \"When are we ever gonna catch a break?\" \"Hi, y'all.\" \"Guys, we're going on a national bikini tour... and we need two oil boys to grease us up before each competition.\" \"You are in luck.\" \"There's a town about three miles that way.\" \"I'm sure you'll find a couple guys there.\" \"Okay, thanks.\" \"Do you realize what you've done?\" \"Wait!\" \"You'll have to excuse my friend.\" \"He is a little slow.\" \"The town is back that way.\" \"Two lucky guys will be driving around... with those girls for the next couple of months.\" \"Don't worry, we'll catch our break too.\" \"Just got to keep our eyes open.\" \"Yep.\""} +{"text": "\"Champagne time.\" \"Carson.\" \"Carson.\" \"Carson.\" \"Where's my woman?\" \"Where's Rachel?\" \"Have fun with the boys.\" \"Come on, baby.\" \"We can play teams.\" \"They' be shirts.\" \"We' be skins.\" \"Take it off!\" \"Take it off!\" \"Take it off!\" \"Carson, Carson.\" \"You're late, dude.\" \"I thought for sure you'd chicken out after that pounding I gave you last time.\" \"How about you put your money where your mouth s?\" \"My money is everywhere, bitch.\" \" How about 10,000?\" \" Carson, what are you doing?\" \"I'm just gonna show Shane why he should stick to hustling flat-feet at Blue Bay Country Club.\" \"Where are you now?\" \"Par four?\" \"You're gonna race, aren't you?\" \"He's gonna race.\" \" I'm gonna win.\" \" This is like Divorce Court.\" \"Only hotter.\" \"What's it gonna be then, eh?\" \" Race to Bird's Point?\" \" I know you drive like you're blind, but I'm sure you can see I'm entertaining.\" \" I have all day to feed you your lunch.\" \" The number four buoy?\" \"Can I talk to you for a minute?\" \"Sweetie, it'll take 10 minutes and then we'll play that lawn bowling game you love.\" \" You guys up for some bocce?\" \" Yeah!\" \" Let's do it.\" \" Yeah.\" \"It's gonna be over before the sun hits the first layer of SPF.\" \" I might sit this one out.\" \" You're gonna chicken out?\" \"Sit out, not chicken out.\" \"I decided to take on a new skipper.\" \" Brandi.\" \" Yeah!\" \" You work at the race track?\" \" I gotta pay for school somehow.\" \" What kind of shit are you pulling?\" \" Scared of a girl?\" \"I just don't wanna hear your excuses later on.\" \"Don't worry about it.\" \"Smoke this fool.\" \"Careful with al that throttle.\" \"Oh, yeah.\" \"We should agree on a finish line.\" \"You'll know it's over when I drop an anchor.\" \"Damn.\" \"Shit.\" \"Yeah!\" \"Damn it.\" \"Yeah!\" \"That's what I'm talking about.\" \"How about I buy you a drink?\" \"With all the money you just lost, how about I buy you one?\" \"Stuben, are we home early?\" \"Stuben.\" \"Stuben.\" \"Coming.\" \" Yes, sir.\" \" Are we home early?\" \"Few minutes.\" \"I noticed there wasn't much traffic on the causeway.\" \"No, I mean from our trip.\" \" Should we be back next week?\" \" Not that I know of.\" \"No, sir.\" \"Where does this kid get balls big enough to do this to my property?\" \"Let me take care of this.\" \"Consider staying in Bal Harbour tonight.\" \"That was a pretty bold turn.\" \"They say fortune favors the bold.\" \"That's what you owe us, Wheetly, a fortune.\" \"So why are you following me again?\" \"You know her?\" \" We grew up together.\" \" Sort of.\" \"Her mother cleaned our house.\" \"That's what's great about this country, right?\" \"We all end up sharing a beer.\" \"Carson, you don't even know this girl.\" \"I know how she drives a boat.\" \"Where'd you learn that?\" \"My old man.\" \" He a captain?\" \" He was a fisherman.\" \" He was a lowlife.\" \" Rach, lighten up.\" \"You know what?\" \"Screw you and this Jerry Springer reject.\" \"Rachel.\" \"Rachel.\" \"Shit.\" \"Dude. you got me into this.\" \"Can you help me out?\" \"Fine.\" \"But you owe me.\" \"Rach.\" \"I want this entire house arrested for trespassing.\" \"Get off my couch.\" \"They were invited in, sir.\" \"Stuben, how much do I give the cops every year?\" \"I don't have the exact figure n front of me, sir but it's large.\" \" Well, call Captain What's-His-Name.\" \" Blanchard.\" \" Tell him it's payback time.\" \"Let's just tow the cars.\" \"It's a lot easier than getting the cops involved.\" \" Hey, you wanna wait up?\" \" Hey, Hendricks.\" \"What the hell are you doing in my home?\" \"Carson invited me.\" \"Stubie.\" \"So your dad was a fisherman.\" \"He was the best.\" \"He had a small boat.\" \"It was in the family for generations.\" \"He loved the water.\" \"So does my father.\" \"Boats, race cars and houses.\" \"And not so much a fan of people.\" \"It's because they scuff his floors and steal his booze.\" \"Must be why he buys so many.\" \"Cars and houses, that is.\" \" Carson!\" \" Oh, busted.\" \"Big man's here.\" \"Seriously.\" \"Speak of the devil.\" \"What's up, Pops?\" \"If fucking up were a desirable skill, you would be president right now.\" \"Well, if being an arrogant asshole was equally valued you'd be my vice.\" \" This is not your frat house.\" \" Got the foosball table.\" \"Come on, Carson.\" \"What am I doing wrong here?\" \"I don't know, Ted.\" \"Maybe if Mom was still alive, she could help.\" \"Is that why you invited Shane Hendricks?\" \"Just to piss me off?\" \"Just because his dad tried to screw you out of a lot of money a long time ago...\" \" Did.\" \"He did screw me out of a whole lot of money.\" \"Well, it hasn't slowed you down much, has it?\" \"I'm gonna stay at Bal Harbour tonight.\" \"Poor Dad.\" \"Slumming it as usual.\" \"Hardly.\" \"But you will be.\" \"If this place isn't empty and clean by the time I get back in the morning I will cut you off.\" \"Prom se.\" \"Stop cheating.\" \"Oh, yeah?\" \"How do you like that?\" \" You talk a pretty good game.\" \" I play a good game.\" \"All right.\" \"Look. et me show you how it's done, okay?\" \"Now, shoot.\" \"See?\" \"You beat me.\" \"How about a rematch?\" \"I don't wanna embarrass myself all over again.\" \"Easy there.\" \"Why don't you let me win something for a change?\" \"Like what?\" \"A kissing contest.\" \"Go.\" \"Let's go, Blue Bay.\" \"Blue.\" \"Go.\" \"Let's go, Blue Bay.\" \"It was like everybody could see them, and no one's paying attention.\" \"I'm telling you, she is such a skank.\" \" And you're sure he kissed her.\" \" Positive.\" \"She's finished in Blue Bay.\" \"What are you gonna do about him?\" \" What do you want?\" \" To spoil my baby.\" \"Give them to your whore.\" \"What?\" \"Baby, what are you talking about?\" \"Come on, Carson.\" \"I know what you did last night.\" \" I got drunk.\" \" Oh, and you just jammed your tongue down some chick's throat?\" \"Who told you that?\" \"Are you kidding?\" \"I knew every girl there.\" \" Which one of you said that?\" \" I did.\" \"I saw you.\" \"Are you gonna deny it?\" \"I don't know.\" \"I might've kissed her.\" \"I was drunk.\" \"Shit, baby, do you think that meant anything to me, one stupid kiss?\" \"Do you believe me?\" \"Because without your trust, I'm nothing.\" \"I asked if you believe me.\" \"So are we good?\" \"If I find out that you did more than just kiss her, I'll chop your nuts off.\" \"That's what I love about you.\" \"Excuse me.\" \"Sorry.\" \"Mr. Wheetly, the police are here and they need to talk to you.\" \"Let me guess.\" \"about your little boat race?\" \"Can you come with me, please?\" \"Excuse me, ladies.\" \"Officer, let me assure you whatever you heard, I was not racing my motorboat this weekend.\" \"Carson.\" \"Jesus.\" \"They got you here too?\" \"What's the charge?\" \"Carson, it's your father.\" \"What about him?\" \"He didn't make it.\" \"It's okay.\" \"We will get through this.\" \"Detective.\" \"Detective Walker.\" \" You find him?\" \" He wasn't at home.\" \"Answering machine said he wouldn't be back till the 25th.\" \"That's next week.\" \"Yeah.\" \"I know when it is.\" \"Thanks.\" \"Frank, what the hell is going on here?\" \"This guy must be really important for you to leave your cushy chair and your view of the heliport.\" \"He's the ninth richest man in Florida.\" \"Judging by all the pieces he was blown into I'd say he was five of them.\" \"This is why we don't let him talk to reporters.\" \"They say that the most dangerous place in all of Blue Bay s right between Captain Blanchard and a microphone.\" \" You got a cigarette?\" \" No.\" \"I quit.\" \"Yeah, me, too.\" \"Ten years ago.\" \"But the smell of motor oil...\" \"My dad used to have a shop.\" \" I worked for him in the summers.\" \" Frank.\" \"Yeah.\" \"How soon can you wrap up?\" \"The press is al over this.\" \" It depends.\" \" On what?\" \"On how soon we can figure out what the hell this thing is.\" \"See, it's too old to be on a car that new.\" \"And you see that?\" \"That's rust.\" \"It's not charring from an explosion.\" \"This is an old part.\" \"Maybe it's part of some special racing modification.\" \"Hey, you got any idea why a part that old would be on a car this new?\" \"Not that I know of.\" \"But I don't work on it, so I can't say for sure.\" \" Who can we ask?\" \" Chuck Hensler.\" \"He's Ted's mechanic.\" \"But he and his family are out on vacation till the 25th.\" \" When is that?\" \" Next week.\" \"Yeah.\" \"It's the day after the 24th.\" \"Send it to Forensics, and we'll wait on this Hensler fellow, okay?\" \"Good deal.\" \"And we pray the loss is balanced by thanksgiving for the life that was shared with us.\" \"Amen.\" \"Amen.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"Let him be alone for a second.\" \"I'll go talk to him.\" \"Everything is gonna be okay, Carson.\" \"My mom'll kill herself again when she finds out she has to spend eternity next to him.\" \"Even if it is just his ashes.\" \"Maybe they'll make up in heaven.\" \"Or fight like dogs in hell.\" \"Carson, I know this is an awful time, but there are some things we need to discuss when you're ready.\" \"You mean the will?\" \"George, can you give me a few days?\" \"I don't think I can right now.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Yeah, yeah, take as long as you need.\" \"Just a few days is all.\" \"Yeah. whatever.\" \"Okay.\" \"Good.\" \"Okay.\" \"Well, what I'm about to say may seem like a shock but in time, I think you'll come to see it's a gift.\" \"Not gonna tell me he left everything to a quarter horse named Pole Dancer.\" \"Knowing your father, it would have been a dolphin named Flipper.\" \"Your father put all the money in a trust for you and named me the executor.\" \"And, as per the trust rules I can take a limited amount out for living expenses but you won't receive the balance until you're 30.\" \"How's that possible?\" \"I saw the will when my mother died.\" \"It didn't have any of this.\" \"No, it didn't.\" \"But he revised it.\" \"You're joking, right?\" \"I'm afraid not.\" \"Are you kidding me?\" \"Minimal expenses?\" \"So what does that mean?\" \"We'll run the house and pay for your car insurance.\" \"Anything else, you'll have to earn yourself.\" \"This has got to be a fucking joke now.\" \"Baby, listen, it's okay.\" \"We'll make do.\" \"What about food or anything else?\" \"There's no way to get any more money.\" \"Sure.\" \"There's some exceptions.\" \"In case of a medical emergency if you wanna go back to school or if you wanna get married or if you...\" \" Married?\" \"Yeah, yeah.\" \"There is a provision in the trust that does give me a little leeway on distributing the funds.\" \"I can do as I see ft to promote the marriage.\" \"Well, I'm not getting married.\" \"Rachel.\" \"Rach.\" \"It's not that I don't love you.\" \" It's just that I feel like...\" \" But what, Carson?\" \"You're a jerk.\" \"You know what?\" \"I didn't wanna marry you either.\" \"But I just wish you didn't say no so quickly.\" \"It's like I'm some sort of disgusting person or something.\" \" It's not that.\" \" Don't touch me.\" \"You don't deserve me.\" \"Would you put anything like this in Ted's car?\" \"We didn't use nothing old in that car.\" \"Shit, Ted didn't even use the same steering wheel twice.\" \"You have a lot of girls working the pit crews?\" \"More and more.\" \"Shane Hendricks' got a girl working for him.\" \"And a sexy one, too.\" \"You have no idea how this wound up underneath Ted Wheetly's hood?\" \" I might.\" \" You might.\" \"Well, see, since I knew you was coming, I pulled some records.\" \"The night before the crash, Ted Wheetly's car ended up n Shane Hendricks' garage.\" \" And that's unusual, why?\" \" It never happens.\" \" Never happens?\" \" Never.\" \"Especially since Ted hated Shane and his father.\" \" We weren't allowed to say their name.\" \" Hang on.\" \"They hated each other.\" \" Why?\" \" I don't know.\" \" You don't know.\" \" Look, man, I just fix the cars, okay?\" \"They don't tell me the secrets.\" \"How did the car wind up n Shane's garage?\" \"Beats me.\" \"It just did.\" \" Can I go in there?\" \" Yes, sir.\" \"Got any lights in this place?\" \" Quaint little garage.\" \" The best that money can buy.\" \" Everything in here is.\" \" Yeah, yeah, yeah.\" \"Come on, you're a smart guy.\" \"Te me.\" \"Who could arrange for Wheetly's car to spend the night in a place like this?\" \" Fuck.\" \" Afraid you're gonna lose your job?\" \"I'll take you to jai.\" \"Who can arrange it?\" \"Shane's the only one who can do it.\" \"This is his space.\" \"How can I see what that thing sees?\" \"This is where we keep all the surveillance tapes.\" \"I wanna see the night before Wheetly's car blew.\" \"Yes, sir.\" \"All right.\" \"Here we go.\" \" What was that?\" \"Did you see that?\" \" Yeah, let me back it up.\" \"Right there.\" \"The time code just jumped two hours.\" \"When you say the time code jumped two hours you mean it erased two hours?\" \"Possibly.\" \"This system does randomly erase materials...\" \"Hang on.\" \"Hang on a second.\" \"You're telling me that on this once-in-a-m lion night that I wanna see, two hours of footage this system randomly erased?\" \" It was possible.\" \"But not likely.\" \"Tell me something.\" \"Who other than the guards has access to this particular system?\" \" Just Shane Hendricks.\" \"Just Shane Hendricks.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Looks like you are not going to jail, my friend.\" \"What?\" \"Rach, please, come out here and talk to me.\" \"Okay.\" \"What?\" \"You lock yourself in the bedroom for six hours.\" \"I know.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"I was furious at you.\" \"It's not that I don't wanna marry you.\" \"It's just that we're so young.\" \"We have plenty of time.\" \"I know.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"I'm sorry I was acting crazy.\" \"I just can't help it sometimes.\" \"Don't do that again.\" \"I won't.\" \"Close your eyes.\" \"And think about what I'm gonna do to you when I get back.\" \" Carson Wheetly, you're under arrest.\" \" For what?\" \"For the rape of Brand Cox.\" \"Come on, let's go.\" \" Rape?\" \" She's a liar.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Gotta take him in.\" \"Let's go.\" \"Let's go.\" \"Come on.\" \"Call George.\" \" Keep moving.\" \" Call George.\" \"This way.\" \"Coming forward was the hardest decision a girl like me could make.\" \"But I've a ways been a fighter and this is the most important fight of my life.\" \"Carson Wheetly raped me.\" \"And just because he's rich does not mean he can get away with it.\" \"And I'd also like to thank Linda Dobson who saw it a happen and had the courage to speak out.\" \"George, where have you been?\" \"I got here as soon as I could.\" \"I made a few phone calls.\" \"They can release you on bail tomorrow morning.\" \"George, I'm innocent.\" \"I swear to God.\" \"We got drunk and kissed, but that's it.\" \"Girl would say anything to get her claws on Carson's money.\" \"I just wish we could pay her off.\" \"I mean, this thing could go on forever.\" \" Who knows how a jury will respond?\" \" Can't we use some of the money?\" \"George, I'm fighting for my life here.\" \"My dad would've understood.\" \"Of course, but my hands are still tied.\" \"The terms are clear.\" \"They don't leave a lot of room for improvisation.\" \"Marriage, medical emergency, schooling.\" \"Well...\" \"I guess we have to get married.\" \"That's what you're saying.\" \"I wasn't, no.\" \"I mean, suppose it would make an easier case for the payout hard to have much of a marriage with Carson in jai, but there's no...\" \"Baby, I don't want you to do anything you don't wanna do.\" \"I want to.\" \"You're my everything.\" \"And you're my everything, baby.\" \"You two deserve some happiness, a one.\" \"I'll make the arrangements.\" \"Brandi, what would you say to a settlement offer?\" \"A part of me would say, \"Go fuck yourself, asshole.\"\" \"You don't know what I've been through.\" \" And the other part?\" \" The other part would say $25 million.\" \"You gold-digging bitch.\" \"Thirty?\" \"Thirty-five?\" \"What number would hurt you as much as you hurt me, Carson?\" \" Choke on it.\" \" Enough.\" \"Okay, enough.\" \"Enough.\" \"We're offering 2 million.\" \"That's an insult.\" \"I talked to the DA.\" \"He is chomping at the bit to prosecute.\" \"With what?\" \"A \"he said, she said?\"\" \"\"He said, she said?\"\" \"Linda Dobson swears she saw your guy getting rough with Brandi.\" \"P ease, I got six guys who'll swear she was so drunk she tried to make out with a beer keg.\" \"You've got a 50 percent chance.\" \"I'm offering you a sure thing.\" \"Even if she settles, the DA can still prosecute.\" \"It's in your best interest to make sure that doesn't happen.\" \"Once the charges are dropped, we'll offer...\" \" We'll make it 3 million.\" \" I want 10.\" \" In your dreams.\" \" Careful, Carson.\" \"A nice butt like that, you're gonna be very popular with the boys in the yard.\" \"You've already committed perjury.\" \"Let's stay away from extortion.\" \"How about 5?\" \"That's $100,000.\" \"I won't even hold it against the 5 million.\" \" Checking in, ma'am?\" \" Bet your ass I am.\" \" Do you have any bags?\" \" Just this.\" \"Jesus Christ, you could've killed me.\" \"Innocent until proven guilty.\" \"You are guilty.\" \"Guilty as hell.\" \"Just as much as you are.\" \"How'd you get in here?\" \"It's my father's hotel.\" \"I've got the keys to the kingdom, thanks to you.\" \"I could definitely get used to this.\" \"You better.\" \"When does the money get transferred?\" \"A month.\" \"Paperwork and shit.\" \"I still can't believe the bastard changed his will.\" \"Enough bus ness.\" \"Let's focus on pleasure.\" \"I wish we could have gotten more.\" \"That little bitch, I just wanted to smack that smile off his face.\" \"He's not a bad guy.\" \"He just got this crazy sense of loyalty to my old man.\" \"And me too, I guess.\" \"What are you complaining about?\" \"You've got a beautiful fianc\u00e9e.\" \"A smoking-hot girlfriend.\" \"And a bunch of running-around money.\" \"That's evil shit.\" \"Criminal.\" \"Almost as bad as setting someone up for rape.\" \"Man, oh, man.\" \"Shane Hendricks?\" \"I'm Detective Frank Walker.\" \"I'm investigating the death of Ted Wheetly.\" \"I thought it was an accident.\" \"Yeah, I thought it was too, but a lot of strange shit going on.\" \"Funny things.\" \"Why I et the man I hate store his car in my garage.\" \" Yeah, that's one of them.\" \" Because Brandi Cox asked me to.\" \" You know Brand Cox?\" \" Sure.\" \"She worked my crew for six months.\" \"Girl could strip an engine in five minutes.\" \"Plus she looked good covered in oil.\" \"What about Linda Dobson?\" \"Do you know her too?\" \" From around, sure.\" \" You've seen her lately?\" \"Nope.\" \"Tel me something, Shane.\" \"Why in the world would Brandi Cox want Ted Wheetly's car stored in your fancy garage?\" \"She didn't say and I didn't care.\" \"Don't say no to a hot piece of ass like that.\" \"That illegal, detective?\" \"Maybe.\" \"I got into a lot of trouble when I was a kid.\" \"Stupid things.\" \"Boosting cars, some pot, nothing big.\" \" But I did learn one thing.\" \" Really?\" \"What's that?\" \"Cops are a bunch of assholes.\" \"You can call my attorney if you wanna talk again.\" \"\"Cops are a bunch of assholes.\"\" \"Stupid fucking hat.\" \" You're not the pizza guy.\" \" No, I'm Detective Frank Walker.\" \"I'd like to ask you a few questions if I might.\" \"Sure.\" \"Want a drink?\" \"Thanks.\" \"It's hot out here.\" \" That's very interesting iced tea.\" \" My mom's recipe.\" \"Only thing she ever gave me.\" \"Anyways, detective.\" \"what can I do for you?\" \"I wanted to ask you about your relationship with Shane Hendricks.\" \" He was my boss.\" \" That's it?\" \" Yes.\" \" But he wanted more?\" \"I suppose.\" \"And you used that to get favors.\" \"No.\" \"Never asked him for anything.\" \"He told me that you asked him to keep Ted's car in his garage.\" \"He told me the only reason he agreed was because you were such a pretty girl.\" \"I doubt he used the words \"pretty girl.\"\" \"Actually, I'd put money on \"hot piece of ass.\"\" \"And be that the case, detective, and I used to think this was the hottest piece of ass in Glade City.\" \"But even if I did ask him, there's no way Shane Hendricks would ever do anything for Wheetly.\" \"Why is that?\" \"Because Ted hated Shane's pops.\" \"I hear he wanted to kill him over some bad deal in the Keys.\" \"Well, I'll have to look into that.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Hey, one more thing.\" \"Do you ever talk to Linda Dobson at all?\" \"No, I haven't.\" \"I don't really know her.\" \"Right.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Well, thanks for your time.\" \"We need to talk.\" \"This better be important enough to ruin my updo.\" \"I got a little spooked, okay?\" \"A detective came to my house, I started thinking I could go to jail.\" \"We're in this together.\" \"We could all go.\" \"That's bull shit.\" \"Okay, you have a house and a brand-new Mercedes.\" \"I'm stuck living in a shack with leaky pipes and water stains.\" \"You are set for life.\" \"If he dies, you inherit everything.\" \"You're screwing me. can fee it.\" \"No, Brandi.\" \"That's so not true.\" \"I haven't seen you in days.\" \"Brandi, you knew it was gonna be like this.\" \"Yeah, but I didn't think it was gonna be this hard.\" \"I'm all alone, okay?\" \"You're out getting married.\" \"Okay.\" \"This is the only way that we could get you some money right now.\" \"And then, when Carson turns 30, we hit the jackpot.\" \"Come here.\" \"You believe me, don't you?\" \"I'd like to introduce to you all Mr. and Mrs. Carson Wheetly.\" \"Who needs a drink?\" \"Happy, healthy...\" \"Wealthy and wise.\" \"Mrs. Wheetly.\" \"I just wanted to say that even though we did this for practical reasons I'm really glad.\" \"I love you.\" \"Baby, I love you too.\" \"We're gonna be so happy.\" \"What do you think we should do, now that we're marred?\" \"I don't know.\" \"Should we open our gifts and see how many blenders we got?\" \"I was thinking of something a little more fun.\" \"Like wine glasses.\" \"A margarita set?\" \"What asshole do you think forgot his keys?\" \"Call the valet, dickhead.\" \"Is this a bad time?\" \"Are you here to arrest me again?\" \"It's hotter than hell out here.\" \"Do you mind if I come in and talk for a while?\" \"What can I help you with, detective?\" \"There's been some developments in your father's case.\" \"When's the last time you saw Shane Hendricks?\" \"The day before my father died.\" \"We raced boats right outside.\" \"Does he have something to do with this?\" \" I don't know, maybe.\" \" Did you talk to him?\" \"Yeah, he wasn't very cooperative.\" \"He hates cops.\" \"You know I kind of got that.\" \"You and he are friends, huh?\" \"He liked to come around and piss off my dad.\" \"And yet, you chose to hang out with him anyway, right?\" \"We were friends since we were kids.\" \"We know the same people.\" \"Look, maybe I wanted to piss off my dad too.\" \"Was Shane sleeping with Brandi Cox?\" \"How should I know?\" \"I never met her before the other day.\" \"Oh, right.\" \"Right.\" \"She involved with this too?\" \"Damned if I know.\" \"Too early to tell.\" \"I wouldn't rule her out though.\" \"In fact, I wouldn't rule anyone out.\" \"You're probably anxious to get back with your wife.\" \"Thanks for your time.\" \"Oh, and you rest assured, young man I will find your father's killer.\" \"He knows.\" \"He doesn't know anything.\" \"Did you tell him what we said?\" \"Yeah, that Shane hated my dad, I told him.\" \"Then he asked about Brandi, said she was a suspect.\" \"A suspect?\" \" Yeah, might be a suspect.\" \" \"Was\" or \"might be?\"\" \"I don't know.\" \"What difference does it make?\" \"He's on to her.\" \"Carson, we knew he was gonna suspect Brandi.\" \"I'm pretty sure that Brandi won't talk.\" \"Pretty sure?\" \"Jesus, Rach.\" \"You said she was 100 percent.\" \"I know, I thought so.\" \"But now I don't know.\" \"I didn't wanna tell you, before the wedding she came to me and she just started talking a I this crazy stuff about how she wasn't happy with our arrangement.\" \" She threaten you?\" \" This is why I didn't wanna tell you.\" \"I knew you'd get al worked up.\" \" Rach, did she threaten you?\" \" Sort of.\" \"We gotta take care of her before Walker to gets her.\" \"I'll set it up.\" \"Where?\" \"Tonight at the hotel by the Glades.\" \"It's okay, we can do this.\" \"I'm worried about Walker.\" \"Hey, cap, you got a minute?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Larry, Larry, you know I can't comment on an ongoing investigation.\" \"All right, yup, always a pleasure.\" \"Why the hell isn't that Ted Wheetly case closed?\" \"Well, I was waiting for Forensics to give me a report on that piece I found at the scene.\" \" And?\" \" It's an intake manifold valve from a 1998 V10.\" \" So?\" \"So Ted would never let anything in his car that wasn't new.\" \"This part in particular was recalled.\" \"When the car hit 5000 rpm there was a good chance that it would spark up and explode.\" \"Maybe we should all get out of Dodge, you know?\" \"Wait for the money to land.\" \"Let things cool down.\" \"I don't think Carson wants you to get a penny of his money.\" \" The check's being sent to me.\" \" I think he's scheming.\" \"It's his birthright.\" \"He doesn't want a couple of silly swamp girls to get their hands on it.\" \"Okay, any suspects?\" \" Shane Hendricks.\" \" You're not serious.\" \" I am serious.\" \" Do you know who his father is?\" \"Yes, the new ninth richest man in Miami.\" \"When the money drops, you and me will bolt town.\" \"We' cut our losses.\" \"It's still $5 million.\" \" It's plenty to get by on.\" \" I don't wanna just get by.\" \"We did this so we wouldn't have to.\" \"So what are you thinking?\" \"It's like you said.\" \"With Carson out of the way...\" \"I mean, I'm the sole heir to his trust.\" \"I don't know about this, Rachel.\" \"Brandi, it's a little ate now to be getting cold feet.\" \"Don't you think?\" \" And you want me to bring him n?\" \" No, I didn't say that.\" \"I said he was a suspect.\" \"And no, I do not want to bring him in yet.\" \"Not until I find out what's really going on with Brandi Cox.\" \"The girl who got raped?\" \"How is she involved?\" \"Something about her working for Shane does not sit right with me.\" \"I need your help.\" \"Without it, we get nothing.\" \"When?\" \"We're meeting later tonight at the hotel by the Glades.\" \"It's okay.\" \"We can do this.\" \"This is Blue Bay, not Miami.\" \"No se complaints and the occasional drunk that's about all the excitement we can handle.\" \"I won't have a homicide cluttering up my backyard.\" \" Now close it quick.\" \" I'm trying to do that, captain.\" \"Which is why I thought maybe I'd go down to the Keys, poke around a bit.\" \"If you pay for my gas?\" \"Here, why don't you let me help you with that?\" \"That's sweet.\" \"Hey, aren't you Adam Klotsen's cousin?\" \" I think I've seen you before.\" \" No.\" \"No.\" \"I'm...\" \"I'm looking for Darlene Cox.\" \" You a cop?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Up at Blue Bay.\" \" What do you want with Darlene?\" \" It's about her daughter Brand.\" \"I'm Darlene.\" \"What did she do?\" \"Nothing.\" \"I'm part of the rape investigation.\" \"She'd been raped?\" \"When's the last time you spoke to her?\" \"Not since she and Rachel left for school.\" \"I just knew something bad would happen.\" \"No, no, she's...\" \"She's gonna be fine.\" \"Do you mind if I ask you a few questions?\" \" If you think it'll help.\" \" I think it will.\" \"You just said that she and Rachel went to school together?\" \"Of course they did.\" \"They was always together.\" \"It was like the two of them grew from the same branch or something.\" \"I'm a little confused.\" \"Well, I thought that you...\" \"I thought you used to clean Rachel's estate.\" \"Estate?\" \"You mean that old trailer up on bricks?\" \"Hell. the only thing that would clean that is a great big hurricane f you know what I mean.\" \"Yeah. know what you...\" \"So you're telling me that Rachel and Brandi were best friends.\" \"Ever since they were girls.\" \"They'd go up in that cabin all day in the woods.\" \" Doing what?\" \" Just being kids, I guess.\" \"Brandi had a couple of old junkers she was working on up there.\" \"Thing is, Rachel filled that girl's head with all sorts of things.\" \" What kind of things?\" \" Like the two of them they was gonna go find themselves some rich husbands.\" \"I don't know where they came up with that idea.\" \"And now look what happened.\" \"Yeah.\" \"One more question.\" \"Where's this old cabin in the woods?\" \"Anderson.\" \"Frank Walker.\" \"I need you to run a part number for me, all right?\" \"Yeah.\" \"I got a feeling it's gonna come up as a '98 V10.\" \"Stick to the plan, you' I be fine.\" \"Damn.\" \"I ain't seen you in a while.\" \"Squeeze it.\" \"Do it!\" \"Rach, now!\" \"Do it!\" \"Do you think she's gonna kill me?\" \"Rach, now.\" \"You backstabbing bitch!\" \"I am glad did it.\" \"You have blood all over your shirt.\" \"Here. take it off.\" \"I'll burn it.\" \" Did you bring Carson's laptop?\" \" Yeah.\" \"It's in the duffle bag.\" \"Okay.\" \"How does this sound?\" \"\"I, Carson Wheetly, admit to killing my father, Ted Wheetly.\"\" \"Go on.\" \"\"He killed my mother.\" \"He was a womanizer a drunk, and a violent man.\"\" \"\"He got what he deserved, just like this bullet will deliver what I deserve.\"\" \"No sign of a struggle.\" \"No other prints.\" \"A note.\" \"Hell, my 2-year-o d could've closed this one.\" \"So that's it?\" \"Crazy rich kid kills his father can't stand himself, so he comes down here and shoots himself?\" \" That's it?\" \" Open and shut.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Well, why did he drive all the way down to the swamp?\" \"Why didn't he just shoot himself at home?\" \"Detective, I invited you down here as a courtesy because, well, this is your boy.\" \"But as far as the Everglades City P.D. is concerned it's stone crab time.\" \" Did you notify the next of kin?\" \" She identified the body this morning.\" \"There you are, sir.\" \"Can I help you, detective?\" \"I'm sorry for your loss.\" \"I didn't know condolence calls were part of the job.\" \"Must be one of the benefits of being the ninth richest person n the State of Florida.\" \"This whole thing worked out kind of nice for you.\" \"How all this worked out. isn't it?\" \"By nice you mean losing my husband?\" \"No, no, no.\" \"By nice I mean by you finally nabbing yourself a rich boy and all of his riches.\" \"So where'd you get that?\" \"The old cabin by your house.\" \"The cabin where you and Brandi Cox plotted to find you a husband.\" \" So what?\" \" Motive.\" \"That doesn't prove anything, detective.\" \"Except that I'm poor and that I pretended not to be because I was embarrassed by it.\" \"I just wanted to find myself a good guy.\" \"That a crime?\" \"No, it's not a crime.\" \"And actually, coming from anyone but you, it might be touching.\" \"You enjoy your trip down memory lane.\" \"I'll see myself out.\" \" Hello?\" \" Walker came by to visit.\" \"He had the file on Cason.\" \"How?\" \" He was in the cabin.\" \" What?\" \"You left that there?\" \"Are you crazy?\" \" We're gonna get caught.\" \" It's just a file.\" \"Doesn't prove anything.\" \"We have to stick to the plan.\" \"I don't like this, Rach.\" \"I'm scared.\" \"I told you about Walker so you'd be prepared n case he came by to see you.\" \" I'm not sure I can do this.\" \" I wanna meet, okay?\" \"I need to.\" \" We can't.\" \"It's too risky.\" \"I need to see you.\" \"I'm not fucking around.\" \"Okay, okay.\" \" Calm down.\" \"Where?\" \" The cabin.\" \"Are you crazy?\" \"He's been there.\" \"I know.\" \"We can make sure there's nothing we need to get rid of.\" \" All right.\" \" One hour.\" \"Hey.\" \"I can't believe we used to hang out here.\" \"Remember what else we used to do?\" \"Brandi, this isn't funny.\" \"Listen, if we keep up this shit we're gonna get caught.\" \"Sit down.\" \"Sit down.\" \"How long since we've been here together?\" \"I don't know.\" \"A couple of years.\" \"Look, I need to know that you're...\" \"You taught me so many things, remember?\" \"I do.\" \"Listen, I need to know you're not gonna crack.\" \"I'm okay, now that I see you.\" \"Can't I move into your house?\" \"How do we explain that?\" \"We'll figure it out.\" \"You're not gonna let up until I give in, are you?\" \"You need to relax.\" \"Nice try.\" \"Brandi, what are you doing?\" \"The same thing you were gonna do to me.\" \"You think I'm stupid.\" \"I don't know what you're talking about.\" \"Just put the gun down.\" \"Problem is, I don't trust you.\" \"You always were such a se fish bitch.\" \"No loyalty.\" \"I've been thinking and that $5 million is plenty for me.\" \"Call me simple.\" \"I'm gonna get all the money.\" \"So I'll give you everything, whatever you want.\" \"I want you dead.\" \"I can't have you blabbing your mouth to everyone.\" \"It's too bad.\" \"You really are a hot piece of ass.\" \"Rachel.\" \"Come on out, baby.\" \"Rachel.\" \"I don't even care about the money.\" \"I just wanna see your pretty little face.\" \"No.\" \"No!\" \"Detective, a girl walked in, says she needs to talk to you.\" \" Said it's urgent.\" \" She give you a name?\" \"Rachel Thomas.\" \"Really?\" \"I didn't think getting you in here would be quite this easy.\" \"Brandi Cox tried to kill me.\" \"Detective.\" \"Would you excuse me for a minute?\" \"Hello, Brandi.\" \"Have I got a story for you, detective.\" \"When we were 16 one of Ted Wheetly's companies came to Glade City bought up all the commercial fishing rights.\" \"Put Brand's father out of bus ness.\" \"He killed himself.\" \"Brandi wanted revenge.\" \"My father had nothing to do with this.\" \"I mean, yeah, he killed himself but it wasn't just because of Ted Wheetly.\" \"Even if I did blame Wheetly, what was I gonna do about it?\" \"She thought she looked too trailer-trash to nab any rich white guy or any of his friends.\" \"So she wanted me to do it for her.\" \"I told her straight up I wasn't gonna help her.\" \"But I started reading all this stuff about Carson and I guess you could say I fell for him.\" \"So I came to Blue Bay to find him.\" \"I came to Blue Bay because I knew I had to get out of the Glades.\" \"I had a friend here.\" \"Well, I thought I had a friend here.\" \"Brandi was always jealous of my relationship with Carson.\" \"From the beginning, she wanted to kill his father.\" \"But then after she found out that Carson and me were in love she wanted to kill him, too.\" \"I thought the whole thing was funny.\" \"I mean. here's Rachel, this girl from the trailer park convincing all these rich kids that she was one of them.\" \"I was proud of her until I realized her plan to kill Ted Wheetly and take his money.\" \"She convinced Carson to kill his father.\" \"But it was easy because Carson hated his dad.\" \"Carson and Rachel came to me first.\" \"He blamed his dad for king his mom.\" \" And Carson wanted him dead.\" \" Not at first.\" \"But Rachel worked on him.\" \"And in the end he did.\" \"And when I said no, I wouldn't do it that's when they hooked up with Shane Hendricks to help them.\" \"I said no, but it didn't matter.\" \"Rachel got Shane Hendricks to do it.\" \"Why, at any time, didn't you go to the police?\" \"Detective, I'm just a poor girl from the swamp.\" \"I grew up thinking that a I cops wanted to do was just throw you in jail.\" \"What the hell is going on?\" \"I need a bulldozer to get through a this horseshit.\" \" Neither of them is telling the truth.\" \" They both are.\" \" And they're both lying their asses off.\" \" What do you think happened?\" \"I think that they preyed on this innocent kid Carson.\" \"Now he's out of the way, they're trying to screw each other out of the money.\" \"That's what I think.\" \"What about the other kid, Shane Hendricks?\" \"No, he's a dupe.\" \"These girls are much too smart to clue in a joker like that.\" \"What can you prove?\" \"Nothing.\" \"Absolutely nothing, not yet.\" \"I have to cut them loose.\" \"We can't hold them without charges.\" \" I got confessions.\" \" Accusations, unsubstantiated ones.\" \" One of those girls...\" \" The ninth richest girl in Florida.\" \"Yeah, I know.\" \"I know, and she's getting away with murder.\" \"All right.\" \"Anybody know we got the ninth richest girl in Miami in custody?\" \" A right, Brandi.\" \" I have proof.\" \"All this happened so fast that Rachel didn't get a chance to feed the evidence to the gators.\" \"And you know where it is.\" \"She made me promise not to tell, but I have to do the right thing.\" \"You really expect me to believe that?\" \"I'm telling you the evidence is there.\" \"Everything you need to close the case and be the hero.\" \"Where?\" \"The cabin.\" \"In that cabinet Is a blue gym bag.\" \"Inside Is a hard drive with the security disks from Shane's garage the night of Ted's murder.\" \"They show Carson and Rachel breaking in and rigging the car installing a jacked-up part from some V10 engine.\" \"Rachel's shirt is In the bag, too.\" \"And you know what?\" \"It's covered in Carson's blood.\" \"You can find her wearing it in pictures at the house.\" \"You better have ironclad proof or I' I sue this whole city.\" \"Brandi told us all about the blue gym bag.\" \" What blue gym bag?\" \" The one down at the cabin.\" \"The one that has all the security tapes and all the bloody clothes in it.\" \"That gym bag.\" \"I don't know what you're talking about.\" \"It really doesn't matter, because your face is all over the tapes and Carson's blood s all over your shirt.\" \"That bitch set me up.\" \"All right, listen up.\" \"As some of you might already know. today is Frank's last day on the force.\" \" A right, great.\" \" A right.\" \"Retire while you are relatively young.\" \"That is the only advice my old man gave me that I ever decided to take.\" \"We, we're all real proud of you, Frank.\" \"You persisted when most of us would have stopped.\" \"You solved the biggest homicide in Blue Bay's history.\" \"There's no better way to go out than when you're on top.\" \"Thank you, Captain.\" \"Frank, turn that up a minute, will you?\" \"Now, as per the trust...\" \" Sure thing.\" \"...money's passed to Wheetly blood.\" \"We'll establish the Wheetly Business School at Blue Bay University.\" \"...and the Ted Wheetly Memorial Speedway.\" \"We will also be making a sizeable donation to the Cayman Reef Fund.\" \"Millions of dollars to a bunch of fish.\" \" The whole world's gone crazy.\" \" Too crazy for me.\" \"So tell me, Frank, what the hell are you gonna do now anyway?\" \"Yup.\" \"Bingo.\" \"Do you even know how to drive this thing?\" \"How hard could it be?\" \"I have a couple of manuals in my duffel.\" \"The way I figure it, we just point this baby southeast give her a little gas, eventually we run into an island.\" \"What do you say we get the hell out of this town?\" \"Aye, aye, Captain.\" \"What are you doing back there?\" \"Re ax, Frank.\" \"Just wanted to give you a massage.\" \"Look, I think we need to get something straight right now, okay?\" \"I don't trust you, and you sure as hell shouldn't trust me.\" \"We're not partners, we're not even really friends, and as intriguing as the whole not on is, I don't think we should have sex.\" \"What I think we should do is get our asses to the is and split the money and then become nothing but distant memories to one another.\" \"You're good with that?\" \" Okay.\" \" Good.\" \"Now, turn around.\" \" What for?\" \" Call it morbid curiosity.\" \"All the way.\" \"Not armed.\" \"No, but that does not necessarily mean that you are not dangerous.\" \"We both know that.\" \"Okay, no massage, no making out, no sex.\" \"What about beer?\" \"Or are you some sort of puritan?\" \"No, beer is good.\" \"You know what I can't he p thinking?\" \"There's a couple of hundred mil ion dollars worth of reef sharks right there.\" \"I have a question for you, young lady.\" \"How long were you plotting to kill Ted Wheetly?\" \"Since that cocksucker k led my father.\" \"Just like Rachel said.\" \"Sometimes that lying bitch told the truth.\" \"So Rachel was trying to cheat you out of it?\" \"She thought she was so slick.\" \"Hey, one more question.\" \"Linda Dobson disappearing.\" \"I could never figure that out.\" \"What was that?\" \"No mystery.\" \"She needed money to move to Europe so this was just the easiest way to get it.\" \"It's always the easy answer, isn't it?\" \"I think we got a live one here!\" \"Yeah.\" \"We are gonna be eating fish for dinner tonight.\" \"We're a whores, aren't we, Frank?\" \"What are you doing?\" \"Oh, no.\" \"No.\" \"No.\" \"No, please.\" \"I'm a greedy bitch.\" \"What did you expect?\" \"If you see one of those rich sharks, maybe it'll buy you a clue.\" \"Asshole!\" \"All right, easy, tiger.\" \"Money landed?\" \"Yeah, about five minutes ago it became final.\" \"Wheetly Enterprises is dissolved, all of its assets been dispersed.\" \"One of the larger recipients was the Cayman Reef Trust to be administered without oversight by its pres dent, yours truly and his soon-to-be smoking-hot wife.\" \"So we're free to grow old fat, and happy?\" \" Oh, I don't know about that.\" \"I have to keep you away from the lobster buffet, Mrs. Stuben.\" \"Can't believe it's over, after al the planning.\" \"It's, like, finally done.\" \"Is \"dead\" done enough for you?\" \" It' I stick?\" \" Whatever Walker got was good.\" \"I'll take that.\" \"Jump on.\" \"I'll give you a ride home.\" \"Oh, sweetheart, you know how wobbly my sea legs are.\" \"Come on, baby.\" \"I want you to jump on and drop your anchor on me.\" \"Last one home, slave for a day?\" \" I might just let you win.\" \" I hope you do.\" \"Watch out for that manifold intake valve.\" \"We did it.\" \"You Brandi?\" \" Who are you?\" \" I want to talk about your father.\" \" He's dead.\" \" I know.\" \"Your father was a good man.\" \"He didn't deserve to die.\" \"I'm the guy who's gonna help you get even.\" \"All right.\" \"How?\" \"He's just perfect, right?\" \"I just can't believe how bad y your father treated your mother.\" \"She must have felt there was no other way out.\" \"He's a murderer and nobody is gonna see it like that.\" \"He'll get what's coming to him.\" \"They always do.\" \"Bullshit.\" \"Guy walks on water.\" \"You know there is something you can do about it.\" \"Like what?\" \"Breaking into Shane's garage is a piece of cake.\" \"There's no security, no nothing.\" \" There's no security.\" \" None.\" \"All you need to do is get his keys and et yourself n through the door.\" \"How do we get his keys?\" \"The guy's a total horn dog.\" \"It shouldn't be too hard.\" \"No...\" \"Hey, Hendricks!\" \"What the hell are you doing in my home?\" \"Carson invited me.\" \"Rachel.\" \"You know that whole boat race was my idea.\" \"It doesn't matter.\" \"He's an idiot.\" \"He's not that bad.\" \"It's just...\" \"He gets to have all the fun.\" \"You're mad at him.\" \"Yeah?\" \"So what?\" \"He gets nothing unless he gets married.\" \"He has no interest in that.\" \"What are we supposed to do, wait 10 years?\" \"Oh, yeah, right.\" \"Like that will help.\" \"He'll totally cut us out.\" \"Well, then we need to convince him it's in his best interest to get married.\" \"Like if he needed to pay me off.\" \"Like if he didn't, he'd go to jail.\" \"All right, how?\" \"I could say he raped me.\" \"You guys set me up?\" \"Baby, just re ax.\" \"Listen, you're not thinking straight.\" \"If we don't get married, we don't get a penny.\" \"I mean this way, we get some of the trust every year plus we get a big payout up front that we can all split.\" \" I mean, that's a win-win.\" \" For you.\" \"I'm in jail.\" \"You can get out real easy.\" \"By agreeing to get married.\" \"If you don't I'm really afraid that Brandi's gonna go through with those charges.\" \"She thinks you're gonna cut her out when you're 30.\" \"What about your friend, Linda?\" \" Did you tell her about Dad?\" \" No, I didn't tell her a thing.\" \"As far as she's concerned it was a scam to get the estate.\" \"She just needed cash for, I don't know, her year abroad.\" \"George, where have you been?\" \"I got here as soon as I could.\" \" I'm a little worried.\" \" About what?\" \"What if Walker suspects me for killing Rachel?\" \"We've been through this.\" \"You shoot her, you feed her to the gators.\" \"Plant the bag in her house and tip off the police.\" \"I know, baby.\" \"But what if Walker doesn't buy it?\" \"He seems smarter than I imagined him to be.\" \"Then we buy him.\" \"I have known Frank for a while now.\" \"He's as crooked as they come.\" \"Pretty convenient how these just happened to be there.\" \"She's a bad crook.\" \"Well, you're worse.\" \"Guy lives next to the cabin, nice old trucker, invited me for a beer.\" \"He tells me he saw you this morning carrying that bag.\" \"He remembers you very well because he almost ran you over one day.\" \"Memory fits you to a tee, your comp ex on, your height.\" \"His memory is bulletproof.\" \"How would you like an early retirement, detective?\" \"We did it.\" \"How about you buy me a drink?\" \"How about buy you the whole damn bar?\""} +{"text": "\"You boys really screwed up this time.\" \"Where is he?\" \"You're never gonna see your father again.\" \"They've got dad.\" \"Meg?\" \"What did she say?\" \"I just told you, sammy.\" \"Okay.\" \"What are you doing, dean?\" \"We got to go.\" \"Why?\" \"Because the demon knows we're in salvation.\" \"It knows we've got the colt.\" \"It's probably coming for us next.\" \"We've still got three bullets left.\" \"Listen, tough guy, we're not ready.\" \"We don't know how many of them are out there.\" \"We're no good to anybody dead.\" \"We're leaving...now.\" \"I'm telling you, dean, we could've taken him.\" \"What we need is a plan.\" \"They're keeping dad alive.\" \"We've got to figure out where.\" \"They're gonna want to trade him for the gun.\" \"What?\" \"If that were true, why didn't meg mention a trade?\" \"Dad, he might be \" \"I don't want to believe it any more than you,\" \"But if he is, all the more reason to kill this damn thing.\" \"We still have the colt.\" \"We can still finish the job.\" \"Screw the job, sam!\" \"Dean, i'm just trying to do what he would want.\" \"Would you quit talking about him like he's dead already?\" \"Listen to me.\" \"Everything stops until we get him back.\" \"Everything.\" \"So, how do we find him?\" \"Maybe we go to lincoln.\" \"Start at the warehouse where he was taken.\" \"You really think these demons are gonna leave a trail?\" \"You're right.\" \"We need help.\" \"Here you go.\" \"What is this\" \" Holy water?\" \"That one is.\" \"This is whiskey.\" \"Bobby, thanks.\" \"Thanks for everything.\" \"To tell you the truth, i wasn't sure if we should come.\" \"Nonsense.\" \"Your daddy needs help.\" \"The last time we saw you,\" \"You did threaten to blast him full of buckshot.\" \"You cocked the shotgun and everything.\" \"Yeah, well, what can i say?\" \"John just has that effect on people.\" \"Yeah, i guess he does.\" \"None of that matters now.\" \"All that matters is that you get him back.\" \"Bobby, this book.\" \"I've never seen anything like it.\" \"Key of solomon?\" \"It's the real deal, all right.\" \"And these protective circles\" \" They really work?\" \"Hell yeah.\" \"You get a demon in one, they're trapped.\" \"They're powerless.\" \"It's like a satanic roach motel.\" \"Dean: the man knows his stuff.\" \"I'll tell you something else, too.\" \"This is some serious crap you boys stepped in.\" \"Oh, yeah?\" \"How's that?\" \"Normal year, i hear, say, three demonic possessions,\" \"Maybe four, tops.\" \"This year, i heard of 27 so far.\" \"You get what i'm saying?\" \"More and more demons are walking among us\" \" A lot more.\" \"Do you know why?\" \"No, but i know it's something big.\" \"The storm's coming, and you boys, your daddy \" \"You are smack in the middle of it.\" \"Rumsfeld.\" \"What is it?\" \"Something's wrong.\" \"No more crap, okay?\" \"I want the colt, sam\" \" The real colt \" \"Right now.\" \"We don't have it on us.\" \"We buried it.\" \"Didn't i say \"no more crap\"?\" \"I swear\" \" After everything i heard about you winchesters,\" \"I've got to tell you, i'm a little underwhelmed.\" \"First johnny tries to pawn off a fake gun,\" \"And then he leaves the real gun with you two chuckleheads.\" \"Lackluster, men.\" \"I mean, did you really think i wouldn't find you?\" \"Actually, we were counting on it.\" \"Gotcha.\" \"You know, if you wanted to tie me up,\" \"All you had to do was ask.\" \"I salted the doors and windows.\" \"If there are any demons out there, they ain't getting in.\" \"Where's our father, meg?\" \"You didn't ask very nice.\" \"Where's our father, bitch?\" \"Jeez.\" \"You kiss your mother with that mouth?\" \"Oh, i forgot.\" \"You don't.\" \"You think this is a freaking game?\" \"!\" \"Where is he?\" \"!\" \"What did you do to him?\" \"!\" \"He died screaming.\" \"I killed him myself.\" \"That's kind of a turn-On\" \" You hitting a girl.\" \"You're no girl.\" \"Dean.\" \"You okay?\" \"She's lying.\" \"He's not dead.\" \"Dean, you've got to be careful with her.\" \"Don't hurt her.\" \"Why?\" \"Because she really is a girl.\" \"That's why.\" \"What are you talking about?\" \"She's possessed.\" \"That's a human possessed by a demon.\" \"Can't you tell?\" \"Are you trying to tell me there's an innocent girl\" \"Trapped somewhere in there?\" \"That's actually good news.\" \"Are you gonna read me a story?\" \"Something like that.\" \"Hit it, sam.\" \"\"Regna terrae, cant\u00e1Te deo, ps\u00e1Llite d\u00f3Mino...\"\" \"An exorcism?\" \"Are you serious?\" \"We're going for it, baby\" \" Head spinning,\" \"Projectile vomiting, the whole nine yards.\" \"\"Tribuite virtutem deo.\"\" \"I'm gonna kill you.\" \"I'm gonna rip the bones from your body.\" \"No, you're gonna burn in hell\" \"Unless you tell us where our dad is.\" \"Well, at least you'll get a nice tan.\" \"\"Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus,\" \"\"Omnis satanica potestas,\" \"\"Omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio,\" \"\"Omnis congregatio et secta diabolica.\"\" \"Aah!\" \"He begged for his life with tears in his eyes.\" \"He begged to see his sons one last time.\" \"That's when i slit his throat.\" \"\"Ergo...\"\" \"For your sake, i hope you're lying.\" \"'Cause if it's true, i swear to god,\" \"I will march into hell myself,\" \"And i will slaughter each and every one\" \"Of you evil sons of bitches, so help me god.\" \"\"Perditionis venenum propinare.\" \"\"Vade, satana, inventor et magister omnis fallaciae,\" \"\"Hostis humanae salutis.\" \"\"Humiliare sub potenti manu dei, contremisce et effuge,\" \"\"Invocato a nobis sancto et terribili nomine,\" \"Quem inferi tremunt.\"\" \"Aah!\" \"Where is he?\" \"You just won't take \"dead\" for an answer, will you?\" \"Where is he?\" \"!\" \"Dead!\" \"No, he's not!\" \"He's not dead!\" \"He can't be!\" \"What are you looking at?\" \"Keep reading.\" \"\"Ab insidiis diaboli, libera nos, domine.\" \"\"Ut ecclesiam tuam secura tibi facias libertate servire,\" \"Te rogamus, audi nos.\"\" \"Aaaah!\" \"\"Ut inimicos sanctae ecclesiae humiliare digneris,\" \"Te rogamus audi -\"\" \"He will be!\" \"Wait!\" \"What?\" \"!\" \"He's not dead,\" \"But he will be after what we do to him.\" \"How do we know you're telling the truth?\" \"You don't.\" \"Sam!\" \"A building!\" \"Okay?\" \"A building in jefferson city.\" \"Missouri?\" \"Where, where?\" \"An address.\" \"I don't know.\" \"And the demon\" \" Where is it?\" \"I don't know.\" \"I swear.\" \"That's everything.\" \"That's all i know.\" \"Finish it.\" \"What?\" \"I told you the truth.\" \"I don't care.\" \"You son of a bitch.\" \"You promised.\" \"I lied!\" \"Sam?\" \"Sam!\" \"Read.\" \"We can still use her, find out where the demon is.\" \"She doesn't know.\" \"There's an innocent girl trapped somewhere in there.\" \"We've got to help her.\" \"You're gonna kill her.\" \"What?\" \"You said she fell from a building.\" \"That girl's body is broken.\" \"The only thing keeping her alive is that demon inside.\" \"You exorcise it, the girl is gonna die.\" \"We are not gonna leave her like that.\" \"She is a human being.\" \"And we're gonna put her out of her misery.\" \"Sam, finish it.\" \"Finish it.\" \"\"Dominicos sanctae ecclesiae.\" \"\"Terogamus audi nos.\" \"\"Terribilis deus de sanctuario suo deus israhel\" \"\"Ipse tribuite virtutem et fortitudinem plebi suae.\" \"Benedictus deus.\" \"Gloria patri.\"\" \"Dean: she's still alive.\" \"Call 911.\" \"Get some water and blankets.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Shh, shh, just take it easy, all right?\" \"Thank you.\" \"Shh.\" \"Come on.\" \"Let's get her down.\" \"Sorry, sorry.\" \"I've got you.\" \"I've got you.\" \"It's okay.\" \"It's okay.\" \"A year.\" \"What?\" \"It's been a year.\" \"Just take it easy.\" \"I've been awake for some of it.\" \"I couldn't move my own body.\" \"The things i did\" \" It's a nightmare.\" \"Was it telling us the truth about our dad?\" \"Dean.\" \"We need to know.\" \"Yes.\" \"But it wants... you to know\" \"That...they want you to come for him.\" \"If dad's still alive, none of that matters.\" \"Where is the demon we're looking for?\" \"Not there.\" \"Other ones.\" \"Awful ones.\" \"Where are they keeping our dad?\" \"By the r-River.\" \"Sunrise.\" \"\"Sunrise\"?\" \"What does that mean?\" \"What does that mean?\" \"You better hurry up and beat it\" \"Before the paramedics get here.\" \"What are you gonna tell them?\" \"You think you guys invented lying to the cops?\" \"I'll figure something out.\" \"Here.\" \"Take this.\" \"You might need it.\" \"Thanks.\" \"Thanks...for everything.\" \"Be careful, all right?\" \"Just go find your dad.\" \"And when you do, you bring him around, would you?\" \"I won't even try to shoot him this time.\" \"You've been quiet.\" \"Just getting ready.\" \"He's gonna be fine, dean.\" \"Dude, what are you drawing on my car?\" \"It's called a devil's trap.\" \"Demons can't get through it or inside it.\" \"So?\" \"It basically turns the trunk into a lockbox.\" \"So?\" \"So we have a place to hide the colt while we go get dad.\" \"What are you talking about?\" \"We're bringing the colt with us.\" \"We can't, dean.\" \"We've only got three bullets left.\" \"We can't just use them on any demon.\" \"We've got to use them on the demon.\" \"No, we have to save dad, sam, okay?\" \"We're gonna need all the help we can get.\" \"You know how pissed dad would be if we used all the bullets?\" \"Dean, he wouldn't want us to bring the gun.\" \"I don't care, sam!\" \"I don't care what dad wants, okay?\" \"Since when do you care what dad wants?\" \"We want to kill this demon.\" \"You used to want that, too.\" \"Hell, you're the one who came and got me at school!\" \"You're the one who dragged me into this.\" \"I'm just trying to finish it.\" \"Well, you and dad are a lot more alike than i thought.\" \"You both can't wait to sacrifice yourself for this thing.\" \"But you know what?\" \"I'm gonna be the one to bury you.\" \"You're selfish, you know that?\" \"You don't care about anything but revenge.\" \"That's not true, dean.\" \"I want dad back,\" \"But they are expecting us to bring this gun.\" \"They get the gun, they will kill us all.\" \"That colt is our only leverage, and you know it, dean.\" \"We cannot bring that gun.\" \"We can't.\" \"Fine.\" \"I'm serious, dean.\" \"I said \"fine,\" sam.\" \"Hey, hey.\" \"I think i know what meg meant by \"sunrise.\"\" \"Son of a bitch.\" \"That's pretty smart.\" \"If these demons can possess people,\" \"They can possess almost anybody inside.\" \"And make anybody attack us.\" \"And so we can't kill 'em \" \"A building full of human shields.\" \"They probably know exactly what we look like, too,\" \"And they could look like anybody.\" \"This sucks out loud.\" \"All right, so, how the hell are we gonna get in?\" \"Pull the fire alarm, get out all the civilians.\" \"But then the city responds in seven minutes.\" \"Seven minutes, exactly.\" \"You okay?\" \"Hey, what's happening?\" \"Is it a fire?\" \"We're figuring that out right now, sir.\" \"Just stay back.\" \"I got a yorkie upstairs, and he pees when he's nervous.\" \"Sir, you have to stay back.\" \"I always wanted to be a fireman when i grew up.\" \"You never told me that.\" \"This is the fire department.\" \"We need you to evacuate.\" \"Hurry up!\" \"Dad.\" \"He's still breathing.\" \"Dad, wake up.\" \"Dad!\" \"Wait.\" \"Wait.\" \"What?\" \"He could be possessed, for all we know.\" \"What, are you nuts?\" \"Dean, we got to be sure.\" \"Sam?\" \"Why are you splashing water on me?\" \"Dad, are you okay?\" \"They've been drugging me.\" \"Where's the colt?\" \"Don't worry, dad, it's safe.\" \"Good, boys.\" \"Good, boys.\" \"Hey, buddy, you can't go in.\" \"Go!\" \"Back, back!\" \"Go!\" \"Sam, let's go!\" \"Sam!\" \"Sam!\" \"Sam, come on.\" \"Come on.\" \"Come on.\" \"Come on, we've got to get out of here.\" \"How is he?\" \"He just needed a little rest, that's all.\" \"How are you?\" \"[ Inhales deeply ] i'll survive.\" \"Hey, you don't think we were followed here, do you?\" \"I don't know.\" \"I don't think so.\" \"We couldn't have found\" \"A more out-Of-The-Way place to hole up.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Hey, uh...\" \"Dean, you, um...\" \"You saved my life back there.\" \"So i guess you're glad i brought the gun, huh?\" \"Man, i'm trying to thank you here.\" \"You're welcome.\" \"Hey, sam?\" \"Yeah?\" \"You know that guy i shot?\" \"There was a person in there.\" \"You didn't have a choice, dean.\" \"I know.\" \"That's not what bothers me.\" \"Then what does?\" \"Killing that guy, killing meg.\" \"I didn't hesitate.\" \"I didn't even flinch.\" \"For you or dad, the things i'm willing to do or kill,\" \"It's just...\" \"It scares me sometimes.\" \"It shouldn't.\" \"You did good.\" \"You're not mad?\" \"For what?\" \"Using a bullet.\" \"Mad?\" \"I'm proud of you.\" \"You know, sam and i, we can get pretty obsessed.\" \"But you\" \" You watch out for this family.\" \"You always have.\" \"Thanks.\" \"It found us.\" \"It's here.\" \"The demon?\" \"Sam, lines of salt in front of every window, ever door.\" \"Already did it.\" \"Check it, okay?\" \"Dean, you got the gun?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Give it to me.\" \"Sam tried to shoot the demon.\" \"It vanished.\" \"I won't miss.\" \"Now, the gun.\" \"Hurry.\" \"Son, please.\" \"Give me the gun.\" \"What are you doing, dean?\" \"You'd be furious.\" \"What?\" \"That i wasted a bullet.\" \"He wouldn't be proud of me.\" \"He'd tear me a new one.\" \"You're not my dad.\" \"I know my dad better than anyone,\" \"And you ain't him.\" \"What the hell has gotten into you?\" \"I could ask you the same thing.\" \"Dean?\" \"What the hell is going on?\" \"Your brother's lost his mind.\" \"He's not dad.\" \"What?\" \"I think he's possessed.\" \"I think he's been possessed since we rescued him.\" \"Don't listen to him.\" \"Dean, how do you know?\" \"He's different.\" \"We don't have time for this.\" \"Sam, if you want to kill this demon,\" \"You've got to trust me.\" \"Sam?\" \"No.\" \"No.\" \"Fine.\" \"You're both so sure.\" \"Go ahead.\" \"Kill me.\" \"I thought so.\" \"What a pain in the ass this thing's been.\" \"It's you, isn't it?\" \"We've been looking for you for a long time.\" \"Well, you found me.\" \"But the holy water?\" \"You think something like that works on something like me?\" \"I'm gonna kill you!\" \"Oh, that would be a neat trick.\" \"In fact, here.\" \"Make the gun float to you there, psychic boy.\" \"Well, this is fun.\" \"I could've killed you a hundred times today, but this...\" \"This is worth the wait.\" \"Your dad\" \" He's in here with me,\" \"Trapped inside his own meat suit.\" \"He says \"hi,\" by the way.\" \"He's gonna tear you apart.\" \"He's gonna taste the iron in your blood.\" \"Let him go, or i swear to god \" \"What?\" \"What are you and god gonna do?\" \"You see, as far as i'm concerned, this is justice.\" \"You know that little exorcism of yours?\" \"That was my daughter.\" \"Who, meg?\" \"The one in the alley?\" \"That was my boy.\" \"You understand?\" \"You've got to be kidding me.\" \"What?\" \"You're the only one that can have a family?\" \"You destroyed my children.\" \"How would you feel if i killed your family?\" \"Oh, that's right.\" \"I forgot.\" \"I did.\" \"Still, two wrongs don't make a right.\" \"You son of a bitch.\" \"I want to know why.\" \"Why did you do it?\" \"You mean why did i kill mommy and pretty, little jess?\" \"Yeah.\" \"You know, i never told you this,\" \"But sam was gonna ask her to marry him.\" \"Been shopping for rings and everything.\" \"You want to know why?\" \"Because they got in the way.\" \"In the way of what?\" \"My plans for you, sammy \" \"You...and all the children like you.\" \"Listen, you mind just getting this over with, huh?\" \"'Cause i really can't stand the monologuing.\" \"Funny, but that's all part of your m.O., isn't it?\" \"Mask all that nasty pain, mask the truth.\" \"Oh, yeah?\" \"What's that?\" \"You know, you fight, and you fight for this family,\" \"But the truth is they don't need you.\" \"Not like you need them.\" \"Sam\" \" He's clearly john's favorite.\" \"Even when they fight,\" \"It's more concern than he's ever shown you.\" \"I bet you're real proud of your kids, too, huh?\" \"Oh, wait, i forgot.\" \"I wasted 'em.\" \"Aah!\" \"Dean!\" \"No!\" \"Dad!\" \"Dad, don't you let it kill me!\" \"Dean!\" \"Dad, please.\" \"Dean!\" \"No!\" \"Stop.\" \"Stop it.\" \"You kill me, you kill daddy.\" \"I know.\" \"Dean?\" \"Dean?\" \"Hey.\" \"Oh, god, you lost a lot of blood.\" \"Where's dad?\" \"He's right here.\" \"He's right here, dean.\" \"Go check on him.\" \"Dad?\" \"Sammy!\" \"It's still alive.\" \"It's inside me.\" \"I can feel it.\" \"You shoot me.\" \"You shoot me!\" \"You shoot me in the heart, son!\" \"Do it, now!\" \"Sam, don't you do it.\" \"Don't you do it.\" \"You've got to hurry.\" \"I can't hold on to it much longer.\" \"You shoot me, son!\" \"Shoot me!\" \"Son, i'm begging you!\" \"We can end this here and now!\" \"Sammy, you kill me!\" \"Sam, no.\" \"You do this!\" \"Sammy!\" \"Sam, sam...\" \"I'm begging you, son.\" \"You've got to.\" \"I can't hold on to it much longer.\" \"Shoot me!\" \"Look, just hold on, all right?\" \"The hospital is only 10 minutes away.\" \"I'm surprised at you, sammy.\" \"Why didn't you kill it?\" \"I thought we saw eye-To-Eye on this.\" \"Killing this demon comes first \" \"Before me, before everything.\" \"No, sir, not before everything.\" \"Look, we've still got the colt.\" \"We still have the one bullet left.\" \"We just have to start over, all right?\" \"We already found the demon \""} +{"text": "\"Idiots.\" \"Take the captain beyond the reef till we get permission to bring him ashore.\" \"For a moment I thought you were abandoning me.\" \"Fernand Mondego does not abandon his friends in the face of stupid, suicidal danger.\" \"However, as Monsieur Morell's official representative on this voyage, Edmond,\" \"I must officially tell you you have overstepped your bounds as second mate.\" \"Officially.\" \"There.\" \"I've covered myself.\" \"If we don't get him to a doctor, he will die.\" \"Do you understand?\" \"Of course I understand.\" \"Just don't expect me to do this sober.\" \" Right.\" \"English dragoons.\" \"Hello!\" \"Dantes, don't.\" \" A little careless, don't you think?\" \" We have to talk to someone.\" \"Well, I know, but\" \"We're French sailors!\" \" We seek medical attention!\" \" Come on.\" \"Come on.\" \" We come in peace.\" \" Come on.\" \"We mean no harm!\" \"Edmond!\" \"Come on!\" \"Climb!\" \"Look out!\" \"Fernand!\" \"Good.\" \"You finally hit something.\" \"Lieutenant Graypool.\" \"If your thirst for gore demands the death of these poor fools, then by all means shoot them.\" \"But do so with the knowledge they are no agents of mine.\" \"Now explain yourselves or be shot.\" \"Sir, I am Edmond Dantes, second mate of the merchant ship Pharaon, on our way home to Marseilles.\" \"This is the shipowner's representative, Monsieur Fernand Mondego, son of the Count Mondego.\" \"Our captain has contracted brain fever, so we put in here for help.\" \"If his coma is genuine, he won't feel my knife point, will he?\" \"Only a scratch.\" \"Edmond!\" \" Lieutenant Graypool!\" \" We came to you in good faith!\" \" That's for my wounded men.\" \" And wounded pride, no doubt.\" \"It has been an eventful evening.\" \"If I hadn't have shot those dragoons, you might by lying in pieces on the beach right now.\" \" I almost got us killed.\" \" Yes,you did.\" \"Yet... we survive.\" \"Donne-moi encore une bouteille du vin\" \" Whoo-hoo!\" \"Donne-moi encore une bouteille du vin\" \"King's to you, Mondego.\" \"Being your friend is always an adventure.\" \" Yes, it is, isn't it?\" \"It's a pity adventurers can't always be friends though, huh?\" \"What?\" \"Well, it won't always be like this, will it?\" \" What are you talking about?\" \" Nothing.\" \"Drink up.\" \"We're drinking Napoleon Bonaparte's wine.\" \"I think you'll find the 1806 the finer vintage.\" \"As long as you're still awake, Monsieur Dantes, I wonder... if I might have a word with you.\" \"I'm curious.\" \"What's the significance of the chess piece?\" \"It's just something we've done since childhood.\" \"Whenever one of us has had a victory, king of the moment.\" \" King of the moment?\" \" Yes.\" \"In life, we're all either kings or pawns.\" \"I'm moved by your effort to save your captain's life, Dantes.\" \"He is my captain...\" \"and my friend, Your Majesty.\" \"Loyal friends are rare indeed.\" \"In fact, it is upon such a matter I wish to speak.\" \"I have written a rather sentimental letter to an old comrade in Marseilles.\" \"It's a side of me I prefer the British not see.\" \"Since they have a habit of opening my mail,\" \"I wonder if you would deliver it for me.\" \"Oh, l-I don't\" \"It's just a letter from one old soldier to another.\" \"It's totally innocent, I assure you.\" \"But more important, it is the price I demand for the use of my physician.\" \"Then I agree.\" \"Good.\" \"You are to deliver the letter to Monsieur Clarion.\" \" Can you remember that name?\" \" Monsieur Clarion.\" \"How will I find him?\" \"Oh, he will find you.\" \"Now, I do not wish this letter's existence to be known to anyone else.\" \"Not even your boon companion back there.\" \"Do you understand?\" \"I'm a man of my word, Your Majesty.\" \"Yes, I, uh-- I believe you are.\" \"What did he want?\" \"Oh, um, news from France.\" \"That's all.\" \"Time you were on your way.\" \"Your captain has been dead for half an hour.\" \"Are you sure?\" \"When you have walked as many battlefields as I, young Dantes, you can feel death.\" \"Kings and pawns, Marchand.\" \"Emperors... and fools.\" \"Come about!\" \"Drive faster.\" \"Danglars, what's happened?\" \"Captain Reynaud is dead, sir, and Edmond Dantes disobeyed my orders.\" \"Come to my office and report, Danglars.\" \" And you, Edmond.\" \" Will you be needing me, Monsieur Morell?\" \"Go.\" \"Mercedes.\" \" Where is he?\" \"Where is Edmond?\" \" How lovely to see you too.\" \"You just missed him, I'm afraid.\" \"Could be a while.\" \"I think he's in trouble.\" \"He said he'd meet us by the rock.\" \"Come on.\" \"I told Dantes not to go ashore.\" \"Is this true?\" \"I accept all responsibility.\" \"As well you should.\" \"It was all his idea, monsieur.\" \"It should have been your idea.\" \"Puttin' into Elba didn't save the captain's life, monsieur.\" \" I was protecting'the merchandise.\" \" You were protecting yourself... by hiding behind your rank and staying aboard.\" \"Edmond Dantes, I am making you the new captain of the Pharaon.\" \"You presume to demote me?\" \"There is no demotion.\" \"You will remain first mate under Captain Dantes.\" \"Unless, of course, you choose to seek another berth.\" \"Now I imagine there's a certain young lady... who will want to hear this news.\" \" Thank you.\" \"Monsieur Morell?\" \" I understand you had a ship just returned from Elba, monsieur.\" \" Yes.\" \"Did anyone aboard get ashore there by any chance?\" \"They did, but they're not here at the moment.\" \"Thank you, monsieur.\" \" May I say who has called upon them?\" \" Clarion.\" \"The name is Clarion.\" \" Make love to me.\" \" Will you ever give up?\" \" He doesn't have to know.\" \" I'd know.\" \"So would I.\" \" It'd be our little secret.\" \" I don't believe in secrets.\" \"You think Edmond doesn't have secrets?\" \"He does.\" \"Ask him.\" \" I know what you want, Fernand.\" \" You do?\" \"Remember when we were kids and Edmond got that whistle for his birthday, and you got a pony?\" \"You were so mad Edmond was happier with his whistle than you were with your pony.\" \"I'm not going to be your next whistle.\" \"How long do you think it's going to be before he can afford a wife?\" \"Two years.\" \"Two years.\" \"That's all.\" \"Then he gets his captain's papers, and we can marry.\" \"Two years.\" \"I couldn't wait two years for anything, particularly a bride like you.\" \"Hey!\" \" There he is.\" \" Hey!\" \" Whoo!\" \" Mercedes!\" \"I missed you so.\" \"The missing is over now.\" \" Are you in trouble?\" \" No.\" \"I'm captain.\" \"Come on.\" \"Monsieur Morell gave me the Pharaon.\" \"Edmond!\" \"King's to me.\" \"Yours is a life truly blessed, Edmond.\" \"Come on.\" \" You're still the best man.\" \" I know.\" \"Come on!\" \"Stop that.\" \"You'll go bald.\" \"Do you keep secrets from me?\" \"Secrets?\" \"No.\" \"Why?\" \"Ask me anything and I'll tell you.\" \"We don't have to wait two years anymore.\" \" As soon as I can afford the ring, we'll wed\" \" I don't need a ring.\" \"I don't.\" \"This will be my ring.\" \"And no matter what happens, you will never see it off my finger.\" \"Ever.\" \"Hello, my fine young gentleman.\" \"Care to join me?\" \"So tell me, Mondego, how did you ever become friends... with that righteous little ponce, Edmond Dantes?\" \"He claims to be my friend, yet he has the audacity to keep secrets from me.\" \"What secrets?\" \"To the new captain of the Pharaon.\" \"All I am I owe to you, Father.\" \"May this happy moment be but the dawn... of a long and wonderful life for you both.\" \" Which of you is Edmond Dantes?\" \" I am.\" \"Edmond Dantes, you are under arrest by order of the magistrate of Marseilles.\" \" Arrest?\" \" On what charges?\" \"That information is privileged.\" \"Take him.\" \"I demand an explanation.\" \"I demand an explanation!\" \"I'll be back tonight.\" \"Don't worry, Father.\" \"This is a mistake.\" \"Mon Dieu.\" \"Well, I must say, Dantes, you don't have the look of a traitor.\" \"Traitor?\" \"Now, attend me well, Dantes, for your life may depend on it.\" \"Did you have any personal contact with Napoleon when you were on Elba?\" \"Elba, yes, I did.\" \"Well, we did.\" \"I was with the Count Mondego's son, Fernand, almost the entire time.\" \" Do you know Fernand?\" \" He's a recent acquaintance, yes.\" \"Oh, there you are.\" \"He'll vouch for me.\" \"No doubt, but you said, \"almost the entire time.\"\" \"Except for when Napoleon asked me to deliver a personal letter to a friend in Marseilles.\" \"Well, Dantes, it is for accepting that treasonous correspondence... that you have been denounced by your own first mate, a Monsieur Danglars.\" \" What?\" \" Did you deliver the letter?\" \"No, sir, someone was supposed to find me.\" \"It's\" \" It's still in my jacket.\" \"Here.\" \" Have you read this?\" \" No, sir, I can't read.\" \"Well, Dantes, this is a letter to one of Napoleon's agents.\" \"It gives the times and the locations of the British beach patrols on Elba.\" \"Sir, I swear on my mother's grave, I had no idea.\" \"He swore its contents were innocent.\" \"No, it's you that's innocent.\" \"Foolish and innocent.\" \"I believe these are the worst charges that could be leveled against you.\" \"Fortunately, as I've intercepted this document, there's no harm done.\" \"God knows how you're going to survive in this world, Edmond Dantes.\" \"But you are no traitor.\" \"You may go.\" \"Thank you, sir.\" \"Wait, uh, did Napoleon tell you who's supposed to pick up the letter?\" \"Monsieur Clarion.\" \"What name did you say?\" \"Monsieur Clarion.\" \"Have you mentioned this name to anyone else?\" \"Monsieur Mondego or anyone?\" \"No, sir, in fact, Monsieur Mondego knows nothing of this letter.\" \"This is very dangerous information.\" \"One can never be too careful in times like this.\" \" Don't you think?\" \" Yes, sir.\" \"Mm-hmm.\" \"I've given you rather a stressful time.\" \"I wonder if, by way of an apology, I could offer you my carriage home.\" \" It's just through here.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Monsieur Villefort?\" \"Monsieur Villefort?\" \"Monsieur Villefort!\" \"Whoa.\" \"Whoa!\" \"Where are you taking me?\" \"This is a mistake.\" \" I'm allowed to go home.\" \" From now on, your home is the prison Chateau d'lf.\" \" No!\" \"No!\" \"No!\" \" Hey!\" \"Shoot him now!\" \"Mount up!\" \"Get after him!\" \"Fernand!\" \"Fernand!\" \" Monsieur?\" \" It's all right.\" \"He's right here.\" \"Fernand!\" \"I've been arrested for treason.\" \"I barely managed to escape.\" \"When we were on Elba, Napoleon gave me a letter.\" \"I didn't tell you because he made me promise not to.\" \"He said it was just some note to an old friend.\" \"But the bastard lied to me!\" \"He lied.\" \"It was to one of his agents.\" \"Somehow the authorities found out.\" \"I don't know what to do.\" \"There's gendarmes on horseback right behind me.\" \"All right.\" \"We just have to think.\" \"I hope I haven't compromised you.\" \"I was hoping your father could help me.\" \"He's in Paris.\" \"He's very ill.\" \" How far back are the gendarmes?\" \" Minutes.\" \" Do you need money?\" \" Yes, thank you.\" \" Do you have a pistol?\" \" Of course not.\" \"Good.\" \"Stop it, Fernand.\" \"I don't have time for this.\" \"I saw Napoleon give you that letter.\" \"It was you?\" \"Well, it wasn't just me.\" \"It was Danglars's idea.\" \"Why didn't you come to me first?\" \"Why did you keep it a secret from me?\" \"I thought you were my friend.\" \"I told you I gave Napoleon my word.\" \"He lied to me!\" \"I know, Edmond.\" \"I read the letter.\" \"You\" \" You read\" \"Why are you doing this?\" \"Oh, it's complicated.\" \"Complicated.\" \"Don't be ridiculous.\" \" Get out of my way.\" \" I can't let you go, Edmond.\" \"Get away from the window.\" \"Don't make me take off your hand!\" \"Why?\" \"In God's name, why?\" \" Because you're the son of a clerk!\" \"And I'm not supposed to want to be you.\" \" In here!\" \" In here!\" \" Get!\" \" Wait.\" \" Hold it.\" \"Hold it.\" \"To remember better days.\" \"Come on!\" \"I told you it wasn't always going to be this way, Edmond.\" \"Father!\" \"Where is he?\" \"The study.\" \"What's he done now?\" \"Now,you listen to me, Father.\" \"I am the chief magistrate, an official of the new regime.\" \"I cannot afford to have my own father mixed up in treasonous affairs!\" \"You know\" \"In the end, treason is a matter of dates.\" \"I shall be the patriot, and you the traitor, when the emperor returns.\" \"Stop it.\" \"Stop it, you old ruin.\" \"Those days are over.\" \"Napoleon Bonaparte is no longer the emperor of anything.\" \"If you continue to dabble in this lunacy, you run an excellent chance... of being arrested and ruining our entire family all because of your idiotic sympathies.\" \"At least I have sympathies.\" \"For God's sake, Father, all Valentina is saying... is that as a family our fates are intertwined.\" \" Surely you can see that.\" \" See?\" \"Ah!\" \"I'm an old ruin.\" \"I don't see as well as I did.\" \"You will excuse me.\" \" Move it.\" \"Move.\" \"Welcome, Monsieur Dantes.\" \"I am Armand Dorleac, the warden of Chateau d'lf.\" \"Monsieur, I know you must hear this a great deal,\" \" but I assure you I am innocent.\" \"Everyone must say that, I know, but I truly am.\" \" Innocent.\" \" Yes.\" \"I know.\" \"I really do know.\" \" You mock me?\" \" No, my dear Dantes.\" \"I know perfectly well that you are innocent.\" \"Why else would you be here?\" \" If you were truly guilty, there are a hundred prisons in France where they would lock you away, but Chateau d'lf is where they put the ones they're ashamed of.\" \"Let's have a look at your quarters now, shall we?\" \"\"God will give me justice.\"\" \"People are always trying to motivate themselves.\" \"Or they keep calendars, but soon they lose interest or they die.\" \" There's a window.\" \"All I'm left with is a rather unsightly wall, I'm afraid.\" \"So I conceived of another way to help our prisoners keep track of time.\" \"Every year, on the anniversary of their imprisonment, we hurt them.\" \"Usually just a simple beating really.\" \"Although, on their first day here, in your case, today,\" \"I like to do something rather special.\" \"And if you're thinking just now,\" \"\"Why me, O God?\"\" \" the answer is, God has nothing to do with it.\" \" All right?\" \"In fact, God is never in France this time of year.\" \"God has everything to do with it.\" \"He's everywhere.\" \"He sees everything.\" \"All right.\" \"Let's make a bargain, shall we?\" \"You ask God for help, and I'll stop the moment he shows up.\" \"Monsieur Villefort, have you not heard?\" \" Napoleon has escaped from Elba!\" \" What?\" \"Landed 100 miles from here.\" \"He marches on Paris!\" \"Pack all my files.\" \"And tell that idiot clerk to find the ledger!\" \"We are here to plead the case of Edmond Dantes, Magistrate.\" \"Not now!\" \"Dantes?\" \"We have not met, monsieur.\" \"I am Fernand Mondego, the son of Count Mondego.\" \"I am here to swear to Edmond Dantes's innocence.\" \"This is his employer, Monsieur Morell, his father, and his fiancee, Mercedes.\" \"Edmond Dantes is charged with high treason.\" \" Yet you stand by him?\" \" Of course I do.\" \"What if I was to tell you that Dantes is also charged with murder?\" \" Murder?\" \" Edmond would never do such a thing.\" \"Dantes carried a letter from Napoleon to one of his agents.\" \"When we tried to arrest him, he killed one of my men.\" \"No, if you knew him, monsieur, you would know that was not possible.\" \"Have mercy, please.\" \"You have proof of this treason?\" \"That is government business.\" \"Please.\" \"Please, just tell us where he is.\" \"I cannot, mademoiselle.\" \"He was handed over to the king's men.\" \"I can understand your pain at this betrayal.\" \"But my advice to all of you would be to forget Edmond Dantes, particularly you, mademoiselle.\" \"Take solace in the comfort of your good friend here... and perhaps some good may yet come of this unhappy affair.\" \"Now, you will excuse me.\" \"I have to attend some other matters.\" \"My son is no traitor!\" \"I will try to reason with him.\" \" Let's leave this to Fernand.\" \"He can plead the case.\" \" It's impossible.\" \"Never.\" \"I will not give up on Edmond yet.\" \"I will never forget your kindness.\" \"And I shall never cease to give it.\" \"Not that I don't appreciate the embroidery of the crimes, but still, murder?\" \"It's quite simple really.\" \"When you reported Dantes's receiving the letter to me,\" \"I didn't quite understand why you were betraying him, but now having seen his exquisite fiancee, I understand completely.\" \"What prompts you to be so accommodating?\" \"Sit down, Mondego.\" \"Come back!\" \"Come back!\" \"What's my crime?\" \"What's my crime?\" \"I'm innocent!\" \"Happy anniversary, Dantes.\" \"Until next year.\" \"Has it really been four years, Delius?\" \" Or Danton?\" \"What is his name again?\" \"Forgive my intrusion.\" \"But I was under the impression that l\" \"I was digging toward the outer wall.\" \"Parlez-vous anglais?\" \"Italiano?\" \"I am Abbe Faria.\" \"I have been a prisoner in Chateau d'lf for 11 years.\" \"Five which have been spent... digging this tunnel.\" \"There are 72,519 stones... in my walls.\" \"I've counted them many times.\" \"But have you named them yet?\" \"Shh, shh.\" \"Shh, shh.\" \"Once I was as you are now.\" \"But I promise, it will pass.\" \"I promise, I promise.\" \"Now, may I stand on your shoulders?\" \"Take me down.\" \"Please, take me down now.\" \"Take me down.\" \"I have not seen the sky these 11 years.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Thank you, God.\" \"There is no talk of God in here, priest.\" \"What about the... inscription?\" \"It's faded, just as God has faded from my heart.\" \"And what has replaced it?\" \" Revenge.\" \"Hold these.\" \"Follow me.\" \"Perhaps your thoughts of revenge... are serving God's purpose of keeping you alive... these seven years.\" \" To what end?\" \" Escape.\" \"There we go.\" \"You spoke of escape.\" \"Yeah.\" \"There are only two possibilities of reaching the outer wall... and finally the sea.\" \"I simply-- I simply chose the wrong one.\" \"Now, of course, with two of us, we could dig in the opposite direction.\" \"With both of us together, then, of course, we could possibly do it in, oh, eight years.\" \"Oh, does something else demand your time?\" \"Some pressing appointment, perhaps?\" \"In return... for your help,\" \"I offer something priceless.\" \"My freedom?\" \"No, freedom can be taken away, as you well know.\" \"I offer knowledge, everything I have learned.\" \"I will teach you, oh, economics, mathematics,\" \"philosophy, science.\" \" To read and write?\" \"Of course.\" \"When do we start?\" \"I got it.\" \"I got it.\" \"Lights out.\" \"Lights.\" \"Let's have 'em.\" \"Come on.\" \"The slot opens twice a day.\" \"Once for your toilet bucket, which is where we hide the dirt.\" \"Come on.\" \"And once in the evening for your plate.\" \"Lights out.\" \"Out.\" \"Come on, priest.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Between those times we can work all day without fear of discovery.\" \"\"So neglect becomes... our ally.\"\" \"Excellent.\" \"So you were in Napoleon's army.\" \"We had such dreams then.\" \"However, one night... my regiment ran down... a band of guerrillas, who ran into a church for sanctuary.\" \"I was ordered to burn...\" \"down the church... with them inside it.\" \"Did you?\" \"To my everlasting shame, I did.\" \"I did.\" \"How did you come to be here?\" \"The following day I deserted... to devote my life to repentance... and to God.\" \"I worked as private secretary to... the enormously wealthy Count Enrique Spada.\" \"Spada was a righteous man.\" \"Sadly, a couple of years later, he died... amidst rumors that he had hidden his limitless fortune.\" \" Two weeks later, I was arrested.\" \" Why?\" \"Napoleon wanted Spada's treasure.\" \"He did not believe that I had no idea where it was.\" \"So he had me thrown in here to refresh my memory.\" \"And so here I've remained with only God... for company until he sent me you.\" \"God is no more real than your treasure, priest.\" \"Perhaps.\" \" Ooh!\" \"Hurry.\" \"Get it.\" \"Compute this.\" \"2,500 cubic centimeters of rock and dust a day... for 365 days.\" \"Equals three-and-a-half meters a year, 12 feet, a foot a month.\" \"Three inches a week.\" \"In Italian.\" \"Do not waste the light.\" \"You were a soldier, priest.\" \"So you know weaponry.\" \"Teach me.\" \"Or dig alone.\" \"You force me to walk a fine line, Dantes.\" \"This is ridiculous.\" \"The stronger swordsman does not necessarily win.\" \"It is speed!\" \"Speed of hand.\" \"Speed of mind.\" \"Now, sweep your hand through the drops... without getting wet.\" \"Like this.\" \"How long must I keep this up?\" \"I am going down the tunnel.\" \"Parry.\" \"Up.\" \"Like that.\" \"Time to study.\" \"Define economics.\" \"Economics is the science that deals with the production, distribution and consumption of commodities.\" \"Translation.\" \"Dig first, money later.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Happy Christmas, Edmond.\" \"Give or take a month or so.\" \"Good.\" \"Whom are you fighting?\" \"Danglars?\" \"Mondego?\" \"Who do you think?\" \"Good!\" \"Too good.\" \"We have Newton's third law.\" \"There is a reaction to every action... in physics... and in man.\" \"Thus my quest for vengeance is a reaction to the actions of Danglars and Mondego.\" \"Up, up.\" \"I want that seat.\" \"You once told me that Villefort had you rearrested just after... he had cleared you of all the charges.\" \"You may go.\" \"Yes, that's true.\" \"Then why would he go through that charade... unless he had reason to change his mind about letting you go?\" \" Think, Edmond.\" \" I'm trying.\" \" What happened?\" \" He asked me\" \"Did Napoleon tell you who was supposed to pick up this letter?\" \" I told him\" \" A Monsieur Clarion.\" \"And nothing more?\" \" Nothing.\" \"He burnt the letter and said I could go.\" \"Ah.\" \"He burned... the letter.\" \"Yes.\" \"Strange that a chief magistrate would burn evidence... of a treasonous conspiracy... and then imprison the only man... who was aware of Monsieur Clarion's connection... to that conspiracy.\" \" He was protecting someone.\" \"Ah.\" \"A dear friend perhaps?\" \" No.\" \"No.\" \"A politician like Villefort would have rid himself of such friends.\" \"Clarion could be a relative.\" \"A close relative, possibly\" \"No!\" \"Villefort's father was a colonel in Napoleon's army.\" \"Villefort wasn't protecting Clarion.\" \"He was protecting himself.\" \"Danglars, who falsely said he saw Napoleon give me that letter.\" \"Mondego, who told Villefort I had it.\" \"And Villefort himself, who sent me here.\" \"Bravo, Edmond, bravo.\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"Oh, oh.\" \"Oh.\" \"Edmond, light.\" \"Light.\" \"Quick.\" \"Light.\" \"Oh, please, God.\" \"What is that?\" \"Look.\" \"Look.\" \"Look!\" \"Roots.\" \"Plant roots.\" \"If these are plant roots, then we are only months away.\" \"Yes.\" \"Well done, priest.\" \"I'll get my chisel.\" \"Good.\" \"Good.\" \"Priest!\" \"In God's name, go on.\" \" Go on.\" \"Go on!\" \"Lungs...\" \"are punctured.\" \" Don't talk.\" \"Don't talk.\" \" Listen.\" \"There's not much time.\" \"Under th-those books, there's loose rocks.\" \"Bring me what you find.\" \"Quickly, quickly.\" \"Open it.\" \"When I told them I did not know... where the treasure of Spada was, I lied.\" \"You lied?\" \"I'm a priest, not a saint.\" \"There, on that island off the Italian coast.\" \" Monte Cristo?\" \" Yes, yes.\" \"Use\" \" Use your head.\" \" Follow the clues.\" \" The tunnel's blocked.\" \"I can't escape.\" \"No, keep digging.\" \"When you escape, use it for good, only for good.\" \"No, I will surely use it for my revenge.\" \"Here now is your final lesson.\" \"Do not commit\" \"Oh.\" \"Do not commit the crime... for which you now serve the sentence.\" \"God said, \"Vengeance is mine.\"\" \"I don't believe in God.\" \"That doesn't matter.\" \"He believes in you.\" \"Priest?\" \"Plates out.\" \"Let's have it.\" \"Oh.\" \"Oh, God.\" \" He's always awake.\" \"First time in 12 years he hasn't said \"thank you.\"\" \" Dead.\" \" How?\" \"Fell off his bed, didn't he?\" \" He's a bit dirty, isn't he?\" \" They all are.\" \"Well, let's sew him up... and then see Dorleac.\" \"One, two, three.\" \"Right, let's get Dorleac.\" \" Why'd you lock it?\" \"He's not going anywhere.\" \"I don't know.\" \"Habit, I suppose.\" \"Good-bye, priest.\" \"You're free now, as I will never be.\" \"So the old pope has finally gone to St. Peter's.\" \"Well, bring him along.\" \" Let's bury him, then.\" \" You ready?\" \"One.\" \"That's it.\" \" Keep going.\" \" Come on, come on.\" \"I haven't got all day.\" \"Actually, I do.\" \"I've got\" \"I've got all the time in the world!\" \"Come on.\" \"Come on.\" \"Monsieur Dorleac!\" \"Heavenly Father, we bequeath to you... these remains of your humble servant.\" \"Whatever his name was.\" \"God, I'm so bored.\" \"Monsieur Dorleac!\" \"Did he, in fact, have a map?\" \"No, gov.\" \"Where's the, uh\" \"Stop!\" \"Monsieur Dorleac!\" \"What do you mean, after three?\" \"We throw him at three or before three?\" \" After three.\" \" One... two...\" \" Monsieur Dorleac!\" \" and th\" \" Don't, Mr. Dorleac!\" \" One...\" \" two...\" \" Don't throw the body over the cliff!\" \".\" \" Aah!\" \" three!\" \"We could have handled that a bit better.\" \"Thank you, priest.\" \"Thank you.\" \"So, mi amice,\" \"I would ask who you are, but in view of your shredded clothes... and the fact that the Chateau d'lf is two miles away, what's the point?\" \"As for me, I am Luigi Vampa, a smuggler and a thief.\" \"My men and I have come to this island to bury alive one of our number... who attempted to keep some stolen gold for himself... instead of, uh, sharing it with his comrades.\" \"Interestingly enough, there are some of his more loyal friends... who are insisting that I grant him mercy, which, of course, I cannot do, for I would quickly lose control of the whole crew.\" \" That's why you are such a fortunate find.\" \" Why is that?\" \"You provide me with a way to show a little mercy to Jacopo, that maggot you see tied up over there, while, at the same time, not appearing weak.\" \"And as a special treat, the lads will get to see a little sport as well.\" \"How do I accomplish all this?\" \"We watch you and Jacopo fight to the death.\" \"If Jacopo wins, we welcome him back to the crew.\" \"If you win, I have given Jacopo the chance to live, even if he did not take advantage of it, and you can take his place on the boat.\" \"What if I win, and I don't want to be a smuggler?\" \"Then we slit your throat, and we're a bit shorthanded.\" \"I find that smuggling is the life for me... and would be delighted to kill your friend, the maggot.\" \"Oh, uh, by the way, Jacopo is the best knife fighter I've ever seen.\" \"Perhaps you should get out more.\" \"Release Jacopo and give him back his knife.\" \"Then we let the games begin.\" \" Get up, maggot.\" \" Come on, come on!\" \"As you hope to live, do not move an eyelash.\" \"Senor Vampa, allow Jacopo to live.\" \"He's already suffered enough with the prospect of being buried alive.\" \"The men that wanted to see some sport have seen it.\" \"Those who wanted mercy for Jacopo will get it.\" \"And by keeping me and Jacopo, you will have yet another skilled sailor and fighter for your crew.\" \"It's a deal.\" \" What is his name?\" \" You've got the devil,Jacopo!\" \"His name?\" \"We shall call him Zatarra.\" \" Sounds fearsome.\" \" It means driftwood.\" \"I swear on my dead relatives, even on the ones that are not feeling too good,\" \"I am your man forever.\" \"I know.\" \"Eyes in the back of your head.\" \"Have you never seen Marseilles before?\" \"It was my home.\" \"But you do not join the others ashore.\" \" Over here!\" \" Listen to me, Zatarra.\" \"Whatever happened to you, you cannot make it right by staying here on this boat.\" \"Go.\" \"It's up to you.\" \"\"We are kings or pawns,\" a man once said.\" \"Si.\" \"Who told you this?\" \"Napoleon Bonaparte.\" \"Bonaparte?\" \"Oh, Zatarra, the stories you tell.\" \"Someday I may come to find you.\" \"A man is always in need of a good friend.\" \"Truly.\" \"Danglars, what's happened?\" \"Captain Reynaud is dead, sir, and Edmond Dantes disobeyed my orders.\" \"Zatarra, are you all right?\" \"Everything's changed.\" \"I want you to buy a boat, just something the two of us can handle.\" \"Wait for me to return.\" \"I make my next visit alone.\" \"Is\" \" Is this the home of Monsieur Morell?\" \"My grandfather isn't well, monsieur.\" \"Even if he were, he would not receive visitors at 11:00 in the evening.\" \"Perhaps he might make an exception... for a man who is seeking E-Edmond Dantes.\" \"I apologize for the hour.\" \"Old people never sleep.\" \"Sit down, sit down.\" \"Julianne, some sherry.\" \"So, Monsieur Zatarra, you were a friend of Edmond?\" \" Monsieur Morell?\" \" Yes?\" \"You knew...\" \"Edmond also?\" \"Like a son.\" \"I was hoping you could tell me where to find his family.\" \"Unfortunately, his father hanged himself... after learning of Edmond's treason.\" \"I see.\" \"I see.\" \"And... this...\" \"treason you speak of\" \" Who accused him?\" \" Who knows?\" \"Monsieur Villefort, the man who had Edmond arrested, left for Paris soon after to take up the post... of chief prosecutor.\" \"Of course, the shock of his father's violent murder... may also have spurred his departure.\" \"They were strange times.\" \"You seem to have fallen on difficult times yourself, sir.\" \"After Edmond's death, I reluctantly took on a partner.\" \" One of my captains.\" \"And then one day, Danglars forced me out.\" \"My fate is nothing compared to Edmond's.\" \"Perhaps your luck is about to change.\" \"I shall search out Edmond's fiancee.\" \"You mean the Countess Mondego?\" \" Countess?\" \" Yes.\" \"A month after poor Edmond was arrested,\" \"Mercedes wed his best friend.\" \" Fernand.\" \" Yes, that's right.\" \"And with the death of his father and brother in the war,\" \"Fernand became Count Mondego.\" \"They live in Paris now.\" \"Count and Countess Mondego.\" \"Are you all right?\" \"Yes.\" \"I must go.\" \" I'm sorry I was not more helpful.\" \" Oh, no.\" \"You told me what I needed to know.\" \"Edmond Dantes is dead.\" \"Zatarra.\" \"Zatarra, you will be so proud of me.\" \"I found a nice little skiff.\" \"We couldn't afford a sloop.\" \"Got a really good deal.\" \"Za-Zatarra?\" \"Zatarra, the boat cannot hold no more, and there are at least eight more boatloads down there!\" \"Do you not understand?\" \"You are wealthier than any man I have ever heard of.\" \"Whatever your problems were, they are over.\" \"What do you want to buy?\" \"Revenge.\" \"Okay, revenge.\" \"Who?\" \"Danglars, Villefort,\" \"Fernand and Mercedes.\" \"Right.\" \"We kill these people, then we spend the treasure.\" \"No, we will study them, learn their weaknesses.\" \"Why not just kill them?\" \"I'll do it.\" \"I'll run up to Paris-- bam, bam, bam, bam!\" \"I'm back before week's end.\" \"We spend the treasure.\" \"How is this a bad plan?\" \"Death is too good for them.\" \"They must suffer as I suffered.\" \"They must see their world, all they hold dear, ripped from them as it was ripped from me.\" \"You will need a better name than Zatarra if you are to accomplish that.\" \"Then I shall become a count.\" \"I bid you good afternoon, sir.\" \"I'm here to purchase your lovely home.\" \"The very cheek!\" \"I shall have you horsewhipped!\" \"Now, get off my property, you vagabond, before I set the dogs on you, you hear?\" \"Thank you.\" \"Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great honor that I present to you His Grace, the Count of Monte Cristo.\" \"It's so beautiful.\" \"Greetings.\" \"My dear count, allow me to introduce to you my husband,\" \"Monsieur Villefort, Chief Prosecutor.\" \"Very kind of you to think of us.\" \"Oh, I am the one honored with your presence.\" \"Now, please, enjoy yourselves tonight.\" \"What do we know about him?\" \"Not enough.\" \"Where are they?\" \"Are you sure you invited them?\" \"Yes, Your Grace.\" \"But I just learned that Count Mondego has retired for the evening.\" \"He has a morning appointment he cannot miss.\" \"You're up early, my dear.\" \"Is the Viscount Tourville dead?\" \"Unless his heart is situated somewhere other than the left side of his chest,\" \"I suspect he is.\" \"God grant him peace.\" \"He did no more than defend his family's honor.\" \"Much good it did him.\" \"His wife and I were happy in our passion.\" \"You were happy in your ignorance.\" \"Now comes the viscount's valiant defense of his honor, and you are pained.\" \" She is ruined, and he is dead.\" \" Don't flatter yourself.\" \"I was neither happy nor ignorant, having known about the last three women before Madame Tourville.\" \"I'm sorry you are humiliated.\" \"The combination of Paris and me is hardly a recipe for fidelity.\" \"And since my attempts at discretion have evidently failed, there seems little point in keeping up pretenses.\" \"It's actually quite...\" \"liberating.\" \"Wouldn't you say?\" \"His finances?\" \"He's losing money at the other casinos.\" \"They're not even cheating him.\" \"Have you looked into his shipping?\" \"He got a bank loan for his own boat several years ago.\" \" Doesn't use Danglars.\" \" Make sure we own that bank by tomorrow.\" \"Tell the other shipping companies to stay away from Mondego.\" \"I want to give him no choice but to crawl back to Danglars.\" \"Now, tell the dealers-- take it all.\" \"Do try to understand.\" \"I have a very large consignment of cotton ready to be sent, and I shall make my payment on the ship as soon as it is delivered.\" \"So obviously I need the vessel in order to deliver it.\" \"Unfortunately, the bank can offer no further extensions, Count Mondego.\" \"I suggest you find alternate means of shipping.\" \"Well, well.\" \"To what do I owe the honor, Count Mondego?\" \"Can't imagine why you've been avoiding me after all these years.\" \"I'm prepared to overlook your faults... and perhaps resume our dealings.\" \"Business not going so well these days?\" \"Zatarra?\" \"Jacopo.\" \"Did you fall off the bed?\" \"After 13 years of sleeping on a stone slab, I can't.\" \"Mi Maria.\" \"Does that hurt?\" \"Did you come here for a reason?\" \"Mondego has a son.\" \" Albert wishes to talk with us.\" \" Not now!\" \"Tell him I'm trying to protect his inheritance.\" \"Are you afraid he's going to squander his as you have yours?\" \"I don't recall hearing your complaints when I elevated you from a fishmonger's daughter.\" \"Please, I must finish this, then I shall be going out.\" \"May I remind you, my love, that in Paris there are mistresses aplenty, but you have only one son.\" \"Come in, Albert.\" \" For God's sake, be brief.\" \" I will, Father.\" \"Several of my friends are going to Rome for two weeks during Carnival.\" \" I would like to accompany them.\" \" Rome?\" \" And no chaperons?\" \"You're only 15.\" \" Almost 16.\" \"Make it my birthday present, Father, please.\" \" I won't get into trouble.\" \" No.\" \"Of course he can go.\" \"I could do with some peace and quiet around here.\" \" Rome!\" \"Albert!\" \"Albert!\" \" Over here!\" \"Over here!\" \" Over here!\" \"Milady?\" \"Can't hide forever.\" \"Milady?\" \"Who are you, and why are you doing this?\" \" We are bad men, and for the money.\" \" My money is in my waistcoat.\" \"Not anymore.\" \"Besides, it's not your money we're interested in.\" \"You are the only son of Count Mondego, are you not?\" \"Ransom?\" \"Send your note and be damned.\" \"I wish it were that easy, but a note won't reach your father for two weeks, and then there's the endless debates about whether we killed you already.\" \"No, a note just doesn't have the impact.\" \"Perhaps if we send him your ring.\" \"Yes.\" \"My ring bears the Mondego crest.\" \" While still attached to your finger?\" \"Listen to me, vermin.\" \"I am Albert, son of Fernand, Count Mondego, and you have had your last laugh at my expense.\" \" Do your worst.\" \" If you insist.\" \"Peppone, the knife.\" \"Cut this boy's ropes, or I will be forced to start cutting your miserable corpses.\" \"Now!\" \"Follow me, young man.\" \"You see the surface?\" \"Wait for me there.\" \" I don't know how to thank you.\" \" Go.\" \"We'll talk later.\" \"Well done, gentlemen.\" \"Many thanks, Your Grace.\" \"Albert.\" \"Are you all right?\" \"Sir, I owe you my life.\" \"You've had quite an ordeal.\" \"You're an extraordinary young man.\" \"I insist, you must come to my estate for breakfast tomorrow.\" \"Agreed?\" \"Agreed.\" \"May I ask who you are, sir?\" \"For the present, your friend.\" \"Tomorrow, your host.\" \"For the short time formality stands between us, the Count of Monte Cristo.\" \"He's out in the waiting room.\" \"He showed courage in the tunnels.\" \"He's a means to an end.\" \"Yes, Your Grace.\" \"Young man.\" \"Albert, come in.\" \"Come, come.\" \"Come on.\" \" You've had quite a night.\" \" Yes.\" \"What an adventure.\" \"Everything's an adventure when you're young.\" \" One thing puzzles me, sir.\" \" Hmm.\" \"How did you come to know of my kidnapping?\" \"I have many connections, some of which are less than reputable.\" \"I pay well to be informed of anything of note in any city in which I stay.\" \"And the kidnapping of a count's son is of note.\" \"But why risk your life rescuing me?\" \"The son of a fellow noble.\" \"It was the least I could do.\" \"Judging by your character, I'm sure you would have done the same.\" \"Your father will be proud of you.\" \"You must come to Paris and meet my parents so they may thank you in person.\" \"Unfortunately, I cannot.\" \"Business, you see.\" \"Please, it is a matter of honor.\" \"Jacopo?\" \" Yes, Your Grace?\" \"The Spada matter-- where do we stand?\" \" Even now, the gold\" \" The shipment?\" \"Oh, l-I'm sorry, Your Grace.\" \"The shipment is in transit, uh, bound for Marseilles.\" \" And it arrives?\" \" Not for another three weeks, Your Grace.\" \"Three weeks?\" \"That's more than enough time to visit in Paris.\" \" Very well.\" \" Excellent.\" \" And you'll be there just in time.\" \" In time for?\" \" Happy birthday.\" \" Thanks.\" \"The Count of Monte Cristo.\" \"Count!\" \" Albert.\" \" Your Grace.\" \"Father!\" \"May I present the Count of Monte Cristo.\" \" 'Tis a pleasure.\" \" The pleasure is mine, Count Mondego.\" \"I've been looking forward to this moment for some time.\" \"You do me much honor, when it is I who are indebted to you... for the rescue of my son.\" \"May I present the Countess Mondego.\" \"Mercedes.\" \"Countess.\" \"You would have to be a mother to truly appreciate the service... you've done for my son and me.\" \"Monsieur, I shall never forget you.\" \"Please, madame, it was nothing.\" \"I am sure that within a month, you will not even remember my name.\" \"Hmm?\" \"May I steal your wife?\" \" I'm sorry?\" \" For the waltz.\" \"Of course.\" \"Isn't he wonderful, Father?\" \" What's the matter?\" \" Uh, nothing.\" \"You just remind me of someone from long ago, someone who was very dear to me.\" \"I'm flattered.\" \"What happened to him?\" \"He died.\" \"But I'm not that man.\" \" Monsieur and Madame Villefort.\" \"What are they doing here?\" \"Prosecutor Villefort.\" \" What are you doing here?\" \" Oh, Madame Villefort, monsieur.\" \"I'm so glad you could come to see me while I'm still in town.\" \" We were delightfully surprised to get your note.\" \" Thank you.\" \"Would you be so kind as to excuse your husband and I for a moment?\" \"I'm told you are an expert in the interpretation of the law.\" \"I have a certain matter that perhaps you could help me with.\" \"Excuse me.\" \"Fernand.\" \"Fernand!\" \"The toast!\" \"Not right now.\" \"I have state business to attend to.\" \"Our guests expect it.\" \"Albert expects it.\" \"You give it, my dear.\" \"I'm sure it'll be splendid.\" \"You are his father!\" \"It is the least you can do.\" \"You know how he admires you.\" \"Then he will forgive my absence.\" \"But\" \"I thought we agreed not to meet socially.\" \"How could I pass up the Count of Monte Cristo?\" \"Quite.\" \" What do you know of him?\" \" He's foreign, rich.\" \"I hear he aided your son.\" \" Why does he seek your counsel?\" \" Why should I tell you?\" \"When my son returned from Rome, he mentioned he'd heard Monte Cristo saying he was expecting a shipment.\" \"He also heard the words \"gold\"... and \"Spada.\"\" \" Hmm.\" \" You don't believe\" \"Monte Cristo has found the treasure of Spada.\" \"Not an hour ago, he asked me to help him avoid troublesome inspections... on a shipment coming from Marseilles.\" \" Hmm.\" \" I could have him arrested.\" \"Don't do that.\" \"Let's just relieve him of it.\" \" How do you propose\" \" I have an acquaintance who deals in these matters.\" \"Tell Monte Cristo you'll get his shipment through Customs, but that it will have to stay in port overnight.\" \"I shall have it removed and taken to my old family estate in Bouchon, where we shall meet the following day.\" \"I require 70 percent.\" \"And yet you'll only get 50.\" \"Done.\" \"Yes, it is, isn't it?\" \"Yes, well, I know.\" \"Yes.\" \"Ladies and gentlemen, unfortunately, my husband has been detained by business.\" \"And so it is left up to me to\" \"To introduce you... to the Count of Monte Cristo yet again.\" \"You see, I had the audacity to beg the count... to allow me to give the birthday toast to Albert.\" \"I was so insistent, and such is the graciousness of our host, that he reluctantly gave up his fatherly right... in order to accommodate a guest, even one as boorish as myself.\" \" Ahh.\" \"Young Albert has made far too much... of the assistance I gave him in Rome.\" \"When I arrived in the catacombs,\" \"I watched as the criminals, who tied Albert to a wall, threatened to cut off his finger and send it to his father... as evidence of his abduction.\" \"Goodness!\" \"The boy's reply to all this was...\" \"\"Do your worst.\"\" \"Life is a storm, my young friend.\" \"You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next.\" \"What makes you a man... is what you do when that storm comes.\" \"You must look into that storm and shout, as you did in Rome,\" \"\"Do your worst... for I will do mine.\"\" \"Then the fates will know you as we know you, as Albert Mondego, the man.\" \"Giddap!\" \"Edmond, Villefort told me that you were executed.\" \" Did he?\" \" Oh, God.\" \" Countess, you are mistaken.\" \"Back to the Mondegos'.\" \" No!\" \" Madame, I'm only thinking of your reputation.\" \" I beg you, Edmond.\" \" I don't care how you returned.\" \" I am not this Edmond.\" \"Stop it!\" \"Stop it!\" \"Stop it!\" \"So, what are you?\" \"A spirit?\" \"Some ghost sent to torment me?\" \"This Edmond, you loved him?\" \"Yes.\" \"For how long?\" \"For all of my life.\" \"And how long after he died before you married the count?\" \"That isn't fair.\" \"We've reached your home, Countess.\" \"You're right.\" \"You cannot be my Edmond.\" \"Well, there you are.\" \"You said it yourself.\" \"Edmond Dantes is dead.\" \"Good night.\" \"Countess.\" \"If you ever again presume to interfere in my affairs,\" \"I will, I promise, finish the job I started the day we met.\" \"Do you understand?\" \" I understand you are mad.\" \" Mad?\" \"My enemies are falling into my traps perfectly.\" \"Mad, Your Grace, for ignoring this:\" \"You have a fortune, a beautiful woman who loves you.\" \"Take the money, take the woman and live your life.\" \"Stop this plan.\" \"Take what you have won.\" \" I can't.\" \" Why not?\" \"I am still your man, Zatarra.\" \"I swore an oath.\" \"I will protect you.\" \"Even if it means I must protect you from yourself.\" \"I'll drive you home now.\" \"I'll walk.\" \"Put two chests on the Pharaon for our cut.\" \"Mondego will never notice.\" \"Come on.\" \"Get aboard.\" \" Philippe Danglars?\" \" Yeah?\" \"You are charged with the theft of goods from a certain merchant ship.\" \"This is absurd.\" \"We can resolve this matter easily.\" \"These men will perform a search of your vessel.\" \"Count Mondego set me up.\" \"But I'll not hang for him.\" \"Who are you?\" \"I'm the Count of Monte Cristo.\" \"But my friends call me Edmond Dantes.\" \"Dantes?\" \"Cut him down before he can't talk.\" \"Boy, don't do that.\" \"That's\" \" That's too much.\" \"My dear Villefort.\" \"I hope you don't mind if I join you for a short while.\" \"Your Grace, I was not expecting you.\" \"I want to thank you in person for helping me with my shipment.\" \"That, yes. l-I made all the arrangements earlier.\" \"I can promise you there'll be no more problems from our end.\" \"Excellent.\" \"I think this could be the start of a long and fruitful relationship.\" \"Speaking of which, may I pose a question?\" \"Yes, of course.\" \"Anything in the world.\" \"I was just curious.\" \"Why did you tell Countess Mondego 16 years ago... that Edmond Dantes had been executed?\" \"Hmm?\" \"Uh, I don't understand.\" \"Wh-What on earth are you talking about?\" \"It's a perfectly simple question.\" \"How do you know these things?\" \" That's, uh\" \"That's quite enough.\" \"Whew!\" \"You don't understand.\" \"Dantes was accepting a letter from Napoleon.\" \" That was clearly treason.\" \" But we both know he never delivered it.\" \"Packing a man off to prison with such knowledge is bad enough.\" \"But to tell\" \"Your Grace, I have no idea what is provoking this perverse discussion.\" \"Now I ask myself, \"What did my old friend Villefort stand to gain... by telling Mercedes that Edmond Dantes is dead?\"\" \"The answer is...\" \"absolutely nothing.\" \"Just as you say, nothing.\" \"So why\" \"But if my old friend, now chief prosecutor of France, doesn't gain from this lie, well, who does?\" \"My dear Count, it's far too hot in here and you're fully dressed.\" \" It's time we both left.\" \" I think the clearest beneficiary... is Fernand, Count Mondego.\" \"I don't understand what this inquisition has to do with our business relationship.\" \"I'm about to tell you.\" \"Sit down, Mondego.\" \"I'm an ambitious man.\" \"And I have furthered these ambitions... by scooping up Bonapartists.\" \"But now with Napoleon on the loose, I have, shall I say, a thorn in my side.\" \"Once merely an irritation, now potentially lethal.\" \" Be lethal in turn.\" \" Well, the problem is such... that I, myself, cannot attend to it.\" \"So I have a proposition for you.\" \"How is your father?\" \"Alive, unfortunately.\" \"We share the same misfortune.\" \"You remember?\" \"Why is this door locked?\" \"I demand that you release me from this room at once.\" \"You've proved yourself no friend of mine.\" \"Your father was a loyal supporter of Napoleon, wasn't he?\" \"Possibly involved in plotting Napoleon's escape from Elba.\" \"The emperor arrives soon!\" \"An inconvenient parent for an ambitious civil servant.\" \"But then he died, suddenly and opportunely murdered, again some 16 years ago.\" \"The Emperor Napoleon.\" \"The murderer never apprehended.\" \"How hard did you look for him?\" \"You have no proof, no witnesses.\" \"You just have theories.\" \"J-Just conjectures.\" \"On the contrary.\" \"I have Count Mondego.\" \"Young Mondego.\" \"Why?\" \"Because your son lacked the courage.\" \"Mondego is the one who pulled the trigger!\" \"He'd never confess in a million years!\" \"You're right, he wouldn't.\" \" But you just have.\" \"Monsieur Villefort, you are under arrest for conspiracy to murder.\" \"You remember?\" \"Dantes?\" \"A courtesy for a gentleman.\" \"You didn't think I'd make it that easy, did you?\" \"Hyah!\" \"Edmond?\" \"I thought we had finished our conversation in the carriage.\" \"So did I.\" \"Until I realized... you said the name \"Dantes.\"\" \"A name that I had never mentioned.\" \"What do you want of me?\" \"I want to be free of you, the way you obviously are free of me.\" \"Just a few answers from you, and I shall be gone forever.\" \"Ask your questions.\" \"Where have you been?\" \"Thirteen years in the Chateau d'lf... and everywhere else you can imagine.\" \"The Chateau d'lf for 13 years.\" \"Did you suffer?\" \"Are you finished now?\" \"I have a good deal on my mind.\" \" What happened afterward?\" \" Much.\" \" Why did you not come to me?\" \" Why did you not wait?\" \"You married the very man who betrayed\" \"I told you that night on the rocks, remember?\" \"That it would never leave my finger.\" \"And it never has.\" \" Why?\" \" You know why.\" \"If you ever loved me, don't-- don't rob me of my hate.\" \"It's all I have.\" \"Let it go, Edmond.\" \"Let it go.\" \"I don't know what dark plan lies within you.\" \"Nor do I know by what design we were asked... to live without each other these 16 years.\" \" But God has offered us a new beginning\" \" God?\" \"Don't slap His hand away.\" \"Can I never escape Him?\" \"No.\" \"He is in everything.\" \"Even in a kiss.\" \"My lady?\" \"Where's the count?\" \"Um, the count would like for you to join him this afternoon.\" \"Join him?\" \" Uh, yes, in, uh, leaving the country with your son.\" \"Mmm, uh, I'll have someone bring you to your house... and you just wait there for me.\" \" And we just\" \" Thank you!\" \" Yes, yes, but\" \" I need to go home and pack.\" \"Yes, yes.\" \"My lady\" \" Where's the count?\" \" Upstairs, my lady.\" \"What's wrong?\" \"I'm bankrupt.\" \"All my debts have been called in.\" \" Also, I'm to be arrested.\" \" For what?\" \"Piracy, corruption and murder.\" \" Did you do all these things?\" \" Yes.\" \"There is simply not time to talk.\" \"The gendarmes are on the way, apparently, so hurry up and pack something.\" \"I'm not going with you, Fernand.\" \"You are my wife.\" \"I have made arrangements for us.\" \"We shall be very well taken care of.\" \"Now go and find my son.\" \" He's not your son.\" \" I beg your pardon?\" \"Albert Mondego is the son of Edmond Dantes.\" \"Why do you think I rushed off so quickly to marry you after Edmond was taken away?\" \"Premature.\" \"Well, aren't you a piece of work.\" \"So he's the bastard son of a dead traitor.\" \"He always was disappointing.\" \"Good-bye, Mercedes.\" \"You did please me some of the time.\" \"You never pleased me.\" \"What is this?\" \"Monte Cristo.\" \"King's to you, Fernand.\" \"Edmond?\" \"But how\" \"How did I escape?\" \"With difficulty.\" \"How did I plan this moment?\" \"With pleasure.\" \" So you've taken Mercedes?\" \"And everything else... except your life.\" \"Why are you doing this?\" \"It's complicated.\" \"Let's just say it's vengeance for the life you stole from me.\" \"Well, I see someone has taught you the sword.\" \"How did you ever call yourself my friend?\" \" We were friends, Edmond.\" \"You sent me to hell!\" \"Why?\" \"Take your vengeance.\" \"But know the blood you spill is noble.\" \"Blood that will never run through your veins.\" \"You're no more a count than I am a commoner!\" \"You don't have it in you.\" \" Touch him, and I'll kill you.\" \" Boy, let me explain.\" \"It's been explained.\" \"I spoke to Madame Villefort on the street.\" \"She told me how I was a silly, trusting dupe that my friend, the Count of Monte Cristo, used to get into our lives.\" \" Albert, listen to me.\" \" I will not!\" \"Forgive me for being such a fool, Father.\" \"You were betrayed.\" \"Of course you're forgiven.\" \"You were my friend.\" \"I looked up to you.\" \"There's a history here you know nothing about.\" \"He loved your mother, and yet she chose me.\" \" Now he intends to steal her away.\" \" Lie.\" \"Get out of my way!\" \"Boy, if I have to, I will kill you.\" \"I will not stop now.\" \" Nor will I.\" \" So be it.\" \"No!\" \"Albert,\" \"I found the note you left explaining where you'd gone.\" \"But now I must explain something to you.\" \"Where you really come from.\" \"Albert,you are the son of Edmond Dantes.\" \"The man you know as the Count of Monte Cristo.\" \"Well, I'm afraid it is true.\" \"You are the walking proof that your mother was as much of a whore... in her younger years as she is today.\" \"You\" \"You let me fight him?\" \"It didn't do any good though, did it?\" \"Fernand, I beg you.\" \"No more!\" \"I want no more of this.\" \"Just go.\" \"Call it mercy.\" \"Mercy, Fernand.\" \"You've only got one shot, and it will take more than that to stop me.\" \"Well, then I'd best put it where it will do the most damage.\" \"No!\" \"Mother!\" \"Mother!\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"Look what I've done.Jacopo!\" \"Hyah!\" \"Once again, Zatarra,\" \"God sees you out of the corner of His eye.\" \"She'll live.\" \" Edmond!\" \"Edmond!\" \"Please don't go out there.\" \"Don't.\" \"Edmond, don't go.\" \"You try.\" \"Don't ever quit.\" \"Zatarra, you must end this.\" \"Even the priest will understand that.\" \" Edmond!\" \"Please don't leave.\" \"Watch over your mother.\" \"Now, I couldn't live in a world where you have everything and I have nothing.\" \"What happened to your mercy?\" \"I'm a count, not a saint.\" \"You were right, priest.\" \"You were right.\" \"This I promise you... and God:\" \"All that was used for vengeance... will now be used for good.\" \"So rest in peace, my friend.\" \"So, Zatarra, painful, huh?\" \"No.\" \"I bought this place, thinking one day I would tear it down.\" \"But now the only things I care about... are walking off this island with me.\""} +{"text": "\"Two white wines and a Jack and ginger.\" \"Please tell me the Jack and ginger isn't for you.\" \"No, it's for my girlfriend.\" \"Why?\" \"You look like a woman of discriminating taste and mixing a quality bourbon with ginger ale is like putting Cheez Whiz on lobster Newburgh.\" \"Well, what if I said the Jack and ginger was for me?\" \"Well, then, I'd learn to live with it.\" \" Charlie.\" \" Gail.\" \"Sorry I'm late.\" \"I stopped off at Radio Barn, and wait till you see what I got.\" \"Alan, I'm kind of in the middle of...\" \"Damn you to hell.\" \" What?\" \"What did I do?\" \" Forget it.\" \"It's who you are, you can't help yourself.\" \"Okay.\" \"Anyway, check this out.\" \"Know what that is?\" \" A two megapixel, full-color webcam.\" \" Right.\" \"How do I do it?\" \"I got one for me and for Jake.\" \"We can hook them to our computers so when he's at his mother's, we can have video chats.\" \" That's cool.\" \" Isn't it?\" \"Yeah, with a couple of these, phone sex becomes less phone and more sex.\" \"These are to maintain my relationship with Jake.\" \"It's the worst part of the divorce:\" \" Only seeing him on weekends.\" \" I get that.\" \"I sympathize.\" \"But you can see the validity of my vision too, right?\" \"Oh, look.\" \"Built-in microphone.\" \"Totally hands-free.\" \"Perfect.\" \" Excuse me.\" \" Oh, hey, Gail.\" \"Good to see you again.\" \"Don't move, don't talk.\" \" Are you Charlie Harper?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Why?\" \"You were right.\" \"It's him.\" \"What...?\" \"What...?\" \"What's funny?\" \"Nothing.\" \"So listen, can I buy you a drink?\" \"He wants to buy me a drink.\" \"Then what?\" \"We go back to your beach house sit on the deck, look at the stars, talk about how you love being an uncle and how you'd like kids of your own and by the way, I have the most beautiful eyes in the world.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"Have we met before?\" \"No.\" \"And we're not gonna meet now.\" \"Okay.\" \"I have a bad feeling.\" \"Is the camera on?\" \"Good.\" \"Now, hit \"connect.\"\" \"I can see you.\" \"Can you see me?\" \"Yeah, yeah.\" \"I can hear you too.\" \"You can hang up the phone.\" \"This is awesome.\" \" Yeah, we can see each other every day.\" \" Cool.\" \"So...\" \"What's new?\" \"Nothing.\" \"What's new with you?\" \"Not much.\" \" Hey, Charlie.\" \" Rose, stop.\" \" What?\" \" We're friends now, right?\" \"Right.\" \"Our one-night stand is ancient history.\" \"You're not stalking me anymore, right?\" \" Right.\" \" Then use the damn stairs.\" \" Really?\" \" Yes.\" \"Okay.\" \" I'm opening up the gate.\" \" I'm proud of you.\" \" I'm starting up the stairs.\" \" You can do it.\" \"Oh, boy.\" \"I don't know about this.\" \" You'll get used to it.\" \" Yeah, we'll see.\" \"I'm surprised to see you home.\" \" It's ladies' night at Pavlov's.\" \" I know.\" \"Well, isn't that kind of like rabbit season for Elmer Fudd?\" \"Used to be.\" \"Let me ask you question.\" \"How much do chicks talk about men they've been with?\" \"Not as much as you'd think.\" \" Really?\" \" Way more.\" \" Why?\" \" Well, I ran into some women last night.\" \"Never met them before.\" \"But they seem to have already formed a poor opinion of me.\" \"So you think somebody's out there spreading nasty rumors?\" \"Worse.\" \"I think somebody's out there spreading the truth.\" \"Well, you have burned a few bridges in this town.\" \"Hey, I don't burn bridges.\" \"I have casual sex with relative strangers.\" \"There's a difference.\" \"And I'm always honest.\" \"I never lead a woman on.\" \"Unless I'm, you know, totally bombed.\" \"Last night was probably the result of one woman with an ax to grind.\" \"Probably.\" \"Yeah, that's it.\" \" I'm making myself crazy over nothing.\" \" Oh, I do that all the time.\" \"It's a great way to fill up a slow weekend.\" \"Rose, that night we spent together did I tell you you had beautiful eyes?\" \"Well, let's see.\" \"We had a couple of drinks, you invited me back here.\" \"We were sitting out on the deck, looking at the stars.\" \"And, yeah, you said:\" \"\"By the way, you have the most beautiful eyes in the world.\"\" \"I guess I do use that a lot.\" \"But, damn it, it's good.\" \"Are you sure it's not red?\" \"Look again.\" \"It looks fine.\" \"You have to go to school tomorrow.\" \" Good night, Rose.\" \" Night, Charlie.\" \"And don't forget to use the...\" \"Never mind.\" \"Oh, Charlie, Charlie.\" \"Come here.\" \" Say hello to your Uncle Charlie.\" \" Hey, Uncle Charlie.\" \" Hi, Jake.\" \" I can see you.\" \"I can see you too.\" \"So...\" \"What's new?\" \"Not much.\" \"What's new with you?\" \"Nothing.\" \"Oh, wait.\" \"I Googled you and you'll never guess what I found.\" \"Jake, are you in the bathtub?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Gotta go.\" \"No, no, no.\" \"Wait, Jake, what are you talking about?\" \" What's he talking about?\" \" I don't know.\" \"But if you Google me, you'll find pages that mention my San Fernando Valley Chiropractor of the Year award.\" \"That's nice.\" \"Get out of the way.\" \"Oh, careful.\" \"There's another Alan J. Harper.\" \"He's a school bus driver, and he also makes these decorative pigs out of bleach bottles and pipe cleaners.\" \"I'm not Googling you.\" \"I'm Googling me.\" \"\"CharlieHarperSucks.\" \"Com.\"\" \"That's gotta be a different Charlie Harper.\" \"Okay.\" \"I have a bad feeling.\" \"Oh, boy.\" \"Oh, man.\" \"Oh, crap.\" \" Are you still reading that thing?\" \" How can I not?\" \"It's an entire website devoted to trashing me.\" \"Listen to this:\" \"\"Has anybody had sex with Charlie where he actually took his socks off?\"\" \"That's just mean.\" \"I have bad circulation in my feet.\" \"They get cold.\" \"Check this out.\" \"Some girl posted audio off her answering machine.\" \"Hey, it's me.\" \"I just wanted to tell you I had a great time last night.\" \" And I'm looking forward...\" \" Hello, Charlie?\" \"Yeah, hi.\" \"We weren 't together last night.\" \"Allison?\" \"No, Beth.\" \"Thursday.\" \"I had a great time with you Thursday, and I thought that may...\" \"Oh, Alan, what am I gonna do?\" \"Every woman in the city can see this stuff.\" \"Every woman in the world.\" \"Oh, God.\" \"Well, you know what they say.\" \"Any publicity is...\" \"Good publicity.\" \"No, no, no.\" \"What I do requires secrecy.\" \"I need shadows and darkness.\" \"I'm like a magician.\" \"If everybody knows how I do it, it ceases to be entertaining.\" \"\"Frequently Asked Questions.\"\" \" Don't read that.\" \" Yeah, right.\" \"Okay.\" \"Question:\" \"\"How long can you expect to date Charlie after you have sex with him?\"\" \"Answer: \" It depends how late you sleep the next morning.\"\" \"Oh, come on.\" \"This is funny.\" \"You're just too close to it.\" \"This could be interesting.\" \"Question:\" \"\"How does Charlie manage to fake my orgasm?\"\" \"All right, stop it.\" \"Move over.\" \" What are you doing?\" \" I've gotta fight back.\" \"Anybody can post on the message board.\" \"Why not me?\" \" You're gonna post as yourself?\" \" Don't be ridiculous.\" \"Everybody uses a screen name.\" \"\"CharlieFreak219.\"\" \"Too many?\" \"Okay.\" \"CharlieFreak180.\" \"\"In my experience Charlie has always been a generous lover...\" \"There.\" \"That ought to bring a little balance to the conversation.\" \"You really don't get the Internet, do you?\" \"Oh, look.\" \"I've got a response already.\" \"\"Dear Freak:\" \"Are you just stupid or did your skull bounce off his headboard too many times?\"\" \"Okay, I've had enough of this.\" \" How do I delete this whole thing?\" \" You can't delete a website.\" \"Only the person who created it can.\" \" Well, how do I find out who created it?\" \" Now, let's see.\" \"Come on.\" \"Okay.\" \"Okay, the domain is the property of a company in the Cayman Islands called:\" \"\"Charlie Harper Sucks Limited.\"\" \"Well, that's no help.\" \"Hey, you can buy T-shirts and coffee mugs.\" \"\"Add to cart.\"\" \"No, Mom, it is not that simple.\" \"I am a single mother now.\" \"Dating is very complicated.\" \"I understand.\" \"No, I can 't go back to Alan.\" \"Of course I still love him.\" \"Hey, Alan?\" \"How long you think this Internet fad is gonna last?\" \" Okay.\" \" What?\" \"Jake must've turned on his webcam before he went to school.\" \"I can see and hear Judith talking to her mother on the phone.\" \" Why can't she hear us?\" \" Our side's turned off.\" \"Are you kidding?\" \"Alan would never take me back.\" \"How do I know?\" \"I just know.\" \"Okay, fine.\" \"I'll ask him.\" \" She wants me back.\" \" Yes, I will ask him.\" \"That's nice.\" \"It's all about you.\" \"Okay.\" \"Listen, Mom, I gotta get in the shower.\" \"I got it.\" \"Yes.\" \"All right.\" \"I'll call you later.\" \"Oh, man.\" \" Charlie, I need to talk about this.\" \" Me too.\" \"If I don't do something about that website I'm gonna have to chase Amish broads.\" \"Judith wants to reconcile.\" \"I've dreamed about this but now that it's here, I wonder if it's what I want.\" \"Whoever put up that site has to be somebody I went out with at least once.\" \"It would be great for Jake to have both parents in one house.\" \"And without alimony, I could stop getting my hair cut at the barber college.\" \"I can eliminate married chicks, ones that don't speak English and those to whom I was never properly introduced.\" \"I'll make a list of the pros and cons of going back to her.\" \"You know what?\" \"I'm gonna need to make a list.\" \" I'm glad we talked.\" \" I'm always here for you.\" \"Me too.\" \"Hi, Tina.\" \"Long time, huh?\" \"Charlie Harper.\" \"What do you want?\" \"I know things didn't end well between us, and...\" \"Really?\" \"I thought they ended perfectly.\" \"We spent a week in Canc\u00fan, having great sex every day.\" \"Flew back to L.A. You told me you'd call me tomorrow, and it's been...\" \"What do you know?\" \"A year and a half.\" \" That long?\" \" Oh, yeah.\" \"I guess time flies when you're the scum of the earth.\" \"Okay, I had that coming.\" \"I was thoughtless and insensitive, and I know I can never really make up for it but I want you to know that I was wrong, and I'm really, truly sorry.\" \" And...?\" \" No \"and.\"\" \"I just wanted to apologize for being a jerk.\" \"I wanna make amends.\" \" You really mean that, don't you?\" \" I do.\" \"Absolutely.\" \" You wanna come in for a cup of coffee?\" \" Sure, I guess.\" \"So, seeing anybody?\" \"\"Pro:\" \"No alimony.\" \"Con:\" \"No sex.\"\" \"\"Pro:\" \"See Jake all the time.\" \"Con:\" \"See Judith all the time.\"\" \"What are you doing?\" \"Give me that.\" \" I'm sorry.\" \"It was just laying there.\" \" That's private.\" \"Okay.\" \"I got another \"pro\" for you.\" \" Yeah?\" \"What's that?\" \" Lf you hook back up with Olive Oyl I won't have to scrub your toilet anymore.\" \"Pro:\" \"No more Berta.\" \"You're not really thinking about going back, are you?\" \"I don't know.\" \"She wants to, but I'm torn.\" \"You're not torn.\" \"You're gutless.\" \" Do you still love her?\" \" Of course I do.\" \"I mean, you know, we've been though a lot of things together.\" \" She's the mother of my son.\" \" Okay, listen to me, Zippy.\" \"If that's all it took to make a marriage I'd have a husband for each of my tattoos.\" \" You have tattoos?\" \" Yeah.\" \"You wanna see them?\" \"No.\" \"You're overthinking this.\" \"When your dog dies, you don't make a list.\" \"You bury him, plant a shrub on top tell the kids he's running around a farm, and move on.\" \"That's actually a very apt metaphor.\" \"My failed marriage is like a dead dog.\" \"But it serves as fertilizer for the shrub, which represents my new life.\" \"So if I try to revitalize the marriage...\" \"You know, digging up the dog.\" \" Then I'm killing the shrub, which is me.\" \"Like you said, it's apt.\" \"Thank you, Berta.\" \"You're a very insightful woman.\" \"I know.\" \"In a just world, you'd be washing my shorts.\" \"Well, thanks, nevertheless.\" \"Last chance to see those tattoos.\" \"No thanks.\" \"I can make the Road Runner do jumping jacks.\" \"That was a fun apology.\" \"Yeah, I really thought I was the one who deserved a spanking.\" \" So you'll call me?\" \" Count on it.\" \"Hey, not that I really care, but, do you happen to know who started that silly website?\" \"No.\" \"I just found it by Googling your name.\" \"Most women Google the guys they go out with, you know.\" \"Yeah, I've heard.\" \" Well, I'll see you soon.\" \" You better.\" \"Okay.\" \"That went well.\" \"Let's see.\" \"Who's next?\" \"Jake, why don't you go watch some TV.\" \"I need to talk to your dad.\" \"Is this about the firecrackers?\" \"What firecrackers?\" \"I'll go watch TV.\" \"Come in, sit down.\" \"Thanks.\" \"Listen...\" \" Boy, this is tough.\" \" Okay, okay, maybe I can make it easier for you.\" \"Judith I will always love you but there's no going back for me.\" \"I've learned a lot about myself in the last year, and I'm growing.\" \"And...\" \"And I wanna keep on growing.\" \"I will always cherish what we had but I have to fertilize my shrub.\" \" What are you talking about?\" \" It's Berta's metaphor.\" \"The...\" \"The bottom line is:\" \"I don't want to reconcile.\" \"Our marriage is over.\" \"Well, what makes you think I wanna reconcile?\" \"What did you wanna talk to me about?\" \"My mom wanted me to ask if Jake could spend a couple of weeks with them this summer.\" \" Oh, really?\" \" That's what she wanted you to ask me?\" \" Yes.\" \"You didn't tell her you loved me, you missed me?\" \"Well, I always tell her that to shut her up.\" \"And how the hell do you know what I talk to my mother about?\" \"Hey, look, Charlie's here.\" \" Answer my question, Alan.\" \" Hold on a second, Judith.\" \" Charlie, what's wrong?\" \" I've been making amends.\" \"Five amends in one afternoon.\" \"Well, technically, four.\" \"I had to fake the last one.\" \" Charlie, Alan and I are talking.\" \" Don't worry.\" \"I'll be out of your way as soon as I check on something.\" \"They all denied running the website but at least I should have some good reviews now.\" \"Listen to this:\" \"\"Charlie came over and apologized today, and, oh, what an apology it was.\" \"I take back everything nasty I ever said about him.\"\" \"Not bad, huh?\" \"Here's another one:\" \"\"He apologized to you today?\" \"He apologized to me too.\"\" \"Okay, I have a bad feeling again.\" \"Alan, how do you know what I said to my mother?\" \"I didn't actually know.\" \"I surmised.\" \"I should go talk to Charlie.\" \"Hey, Dad, check it out.\" \"I can see my room on your computer.\" \"Okay, now I've got a bad feeling.\" \"My heart was in the right place, Rose.\" \" I know.\" \" All I wanted to do was apologize.\" \" I had no ulterior motives.\" \" I believe you.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Did I ever apologize to you?\" \"You mean, for our one-night stand that kind of, sort of broke my heart?\" \"Yeah, for that.\" \"No, not really.\" \"Okay, well, I am truly sorry.\" \"You're a wonderful person, and you deserved better.\" \"Thank you, Charlie.\" \" That's sweet.\" \" I mean it.\" \" What's that?\" \" Oh, this?\" \"It's one of those new web browser, e-mail gadgets.\" \"Cool.\" \"Subtitles by SDI Media Group\" \"[ENGLISH]\""} +{"text": "\"One between the eyes!\" \"Two between the eyes.\" \" Out!\" \" What?\" \" She was safe.\" \" She was out.\" \"She landed right there.\" \"She's safe.\" \"Turk:\" \"Aw, come on.\" \"Umpire:\" \"That's enough.\" \"I don't want to hear another word.\" \" You're gone!\" \" Yeah, I'm gone.\" \"My grandmother used to take me to Washington Square Park... to watch Bobby Fischer play 10 games at the same time.\" \"Queen me.\" \"He was five-six moves ahead on each table.\" \"Anyway, he became the world champ, didn't he?\" \"Then he lost his fucking mind.\" \"He became a raving paranoid.\" \"Being attacked from all directions, he couldn't see what was in front of him.\" \"Mate.\" \"Mate!\" \"(both laugh)\" \"My name is David Fisk,\" \"Detective First Grade.\" \"I've been a cop in the NYPD for over 30 years.\" \"In that time...\" \"I've killed 14 people.\" \"Man:\" \"Run that by me one more time.\" \"I've killed 14 people.\" \"He's nuts.\" \"Turk's voice:\" \"When did these things start?\" \"How did they start?\" \"Maybe this one started with a guy named Charles Randall.\" \"Randall was a child killer.\" \"He killed his girlfriend's daughter about four years ago.\" \"Randall:\" \"Fuck you, damn asshole.\" \"Turk's voice:\" \"He was tried for the crime, but was acquitted by a jury of his peers.\" \"My partner and I found this unacceptable.\" \"My partner is a good man.\" \"Are you really gonna do this thing?\" \"Do what?\" \"You're going to take down Randall for a homicide he didn't commit.\" \"What am I gonna do?\" \"You're my partner.\" \" You're my role model.\" \" Right.\" \"What am I gonna do without a role model?\" \"We didn't have this conversation.\" \"What conversation?\" \"Turk's voice:\" \"It got done.\" \"Randall lost his freedom for the crime he didn't commit.\" \"Turk's voice:\" \"I lost my faith.\" \" I'm gonna go.\" \" Okay.\" \"You can take this as a confession if you want.\" \"You can take this as a confession if you want.\" \"Whatever.\" \"A few weeks ago things heated up.\" \"What do we got on him, Turk?\" \"Marcus Smith, AKA Spider...\" \"big big dope deals, murders, extortion, lots of nice things.\" \"He converted this old abandoned bank into Club 404 of Harlem.\" \"Maybe when he sees us he'll confess.\" \"What, you don't believe in miracles?\" \"When you pick up a check one day... one day, then I'll believe in miracles.\" \" Let's go.\" \"I'm buying.\" \" Yeah, that's a miracle I want to see.\" \"(crowd chattering, distant music playing)\" \"(hip-hop music playing) #We fly high, no lie #\" \"#You hear that?\" \"You know this, balling #\" \"#Foreign rides outside #\" \"#It's like showbiz, we in the building #\" \"#We stay fly, no lie... #\" \"Turk:\" \"This is where he launders his money.\" \"Rooster:\" \"Oh, yeah, cleaning green green green.\" \"Turk:\" \"He's all business.\" \"I gotta take a leak.\" \"Oh, I'll just be a sec.\" \"I'm not peeking.\" \"No problem.\" \" You guys are so lucky.\" \" Why is that?\" \"No line to the bathroom and... (sniffs)\" \"You get to pee standing up.\" \"Unzip, psss, zip.\" \"Badda boom badda bing, you're out of here.\" \"Yeah, the big guy really outdid himself on this thing.\" \"You want a bump?\" \"Where did you get that from?\" \"Spider.\" \"Supremo.\" \"(train whistle blows)\" \"(door closes)\" \"(muffled screams)\" \"(crash, thumping)\" \"(sighs)\" \"Not bad.\" \"Turk:\" \"Not bad?\" \"What the fuck were you looking for?\" \"Come on, Turk, you pulled my hair.\" \"Gee, my little sister used to pull my hair harder than that.\" \"Whatever.\" \"I gotta go.\" \" Where the fuck are you going?\" \" I'm tired.\" \"You're tired?\" \"It's America, you whiny bitch.\" \"Why don't you fucking get in the cab and do some honest work?\" \"Yeah, she's on her way.\" \"She can't wait to see you.\" \"Rambo the Skateboard Pimp was my 10th kill.\" \" (muffled gunshot)\" \" Think of me as a street-sweeper.\" \"I cleaned up this worthless piece of shit and left an obituary of sorts.\" \"It rhymes.\" \"Rooster, we gotta find out who did this.\" \"Give him a medal.\" \"Hey, Rambo, you see who did this?\" \"He ain't talking, eh?\" \"Real name Robert Brady.\" \"Bobby Brady.\" \"Damn shame.\" \"What are you thinking?\" \"Marcia?\" \"Greg?\" \"(both chuckle)\" \"You guys messing up my crime scene again?\" \"You don't know who Bobby Brady is?\" \"Yeah, we met about an hour ago.\" \" It looks like close range.\" \" From the stippling around the wound\" \"I'd say two to three feet away.\" \"We'll be fishing fragments out of his brains.\" \" What?\" \" No, I just got that...\" \"\"Marcia?\" \"Greg?\" That's a good one, Rooster.\" \"Well, that was quick.\" \"Just trying to keep pace with you.\" \"Turk: \"He trades in sin, distributes flesh.\" \"He picks the fruit when it is fresh.\" \"Now someone else must slap his whore.\" \"His heart has stopped.\" \"He breathes no more.\"\" \"What do you want to do about this?\" \"I say let's make the best of it, canvass the hookers.\" \"Maybe we'll meet one you like.\" \"Please.\" \"I got all I can handle from you-know-who.\" \"No shit?\" \"She's got my sperm level so low I gotta sit down to take a piss.\" \"Oh, thanks for that picture.\" \" Hey, what can I tell you?\" \" (laughs)\" \"(Russian accent) How can I help you, gentlemen?\" \"We'd like to talk to you about your boss.\" \"He's upstairs.\" \"No, your other boss.\" \"Rambo.\" \"He is asshole.\" \"Why \"he is asshole\"?\" \"Follow me, please.\" \"You know anybody who'd want to kill him?\" \"Me.\" \"Anyone else?\" \"Why?\" \"He's dead?\" \"(chuckles)\" \"Hey, listen, you want to smarten up and help us out or am I gonna have to call somebody at ICE and have you on the next plane to kielbasa-land?\" \"Go ahead.\" \"I am American citizen.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Lick my balls anytime.\" \"What?\" \"Call us anytime, you know, if you hear something, anything.\" \"Rooster:\" \"I think we're looking for a guy named Sam the Butcher.\" \" Who?\" \" (laughs)\" \"Nah, he's kidding around.\" \"But seriously, Lieutenant, how far do you want us to go with this Rambo murder?\" \"I don't know, I was thinking maybe you could investigate it a bit more, figure out who did it, try to put him in jail.\" \"That is, if it doesn't get in the way of your shuffleboard lessons.\" \"Yeah, no problem.\" \"We're also working this dealer Spider who's tied to these two stiffs we found on Fresh Kills.\" \"If we can nail him, who knows how far up the ladder it will lead?\" \"So what about it?\" \"I popped this lawyer with an ounce of blow.\" \"She practically shoved it up my nose.\" \"I got her to flip on him.\" \"Lucky fuck, eh?\" \"She scored it from him directly?\" \" Yeah, she did.\" \" Good.\" \"Okay, well, get what you can out of her and kick her loose.\" \"I hate trying to prosecute fucking lawyers.\" \"(trains passing)\" \" This isn't Spider's club.\" \" The back way in.\" \"Rooster:\" \"Yeah, it's an abandoned linen factory, Jessica.\" \"I guess I'm not your average... what do you call it?\" \" Rat?\" \" Stoolie?\" \"Thanks.\" \"I mean, I think usually it's some poor African-American kid or a junkie or a prostitute.\" \"Well, normally 200-grand-a-year corporate lawyers are much smarter than your average African-American junkie whore... normally, but sometimes they only think they are.\" \"Man over radio:\" \"It's all set on this end.\" \"Are you guys sure it's safe in there?\" \"Man:\" \"You tell your girlfriend to grow a pair and let's go.\" \"What do you say, Counsel?\" \"Are you ready to do this thing?\" \"Yeah, let's get it over with.\" \"Okay, remember what we said?\" \"You go in there, you wait for him to ask you for what you need, right?\" \"And then you don't come back here with less than four ounces.\" \" Four ounces?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Isn't that a lot?\" \"I, like, buy a couple of balls at the club, that's it.\" \"You just say you're going skiing and you need a week's worth of fresh powder.\" \"Yeah, you tell him you're going on vacation.\" \"I do this thing and my record's wiped clean?\" \"As a whistle.\" \"No one at my law firm will know that I got busted, right?\" \"It never happened.\" \"Look, Counsel, we all know you better than this.\" \"You just do this, you stop shoving that shit up your nose, you go home, you get married, you have kids, you never come back here, and that's that.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Officer:\" \"Everybody's in position.\" \" Turk:\" \"Okay, we're going.\" \" Officer:\" \"Yes, sir.\" \"Officer:\" \"Let's push the signal back 50%.\" \"Rooster:\" \"Hey, Jessica.\" \"Break a leg.\" \"(radio chatter)\" \"It's two flights down.\" \"The door's on the left.\" \"Ring the bell.\" \"(rings doorbell)\" \"Hey, Stubby, why don't you go and escort our company up here?\" \"Go on, fat boy.\" \"Get it on.\" \" Good afternoon.\" \" Hey, Spider.\" \" I'll be downstairs.\" \" All right.\" \" How are you?\" \" All right, baby, just checking out this wizard shit before I let my kids watch it.\" \" You seen this?\" \" No.\" \"The guy is a stone dealer.\" \"I let my little ones watch this... they'll all turn out junkies.\" \"You know what I'm saying?\" \"He's got a point.\" \" You remember Underdog?\" \" What about him?\" \"That fucking dog spawned a generation of junkies.\" \"So you converted the bank into a club and a recording studio?\" \" Yeah.\" \"You like it?\" \" Yeah.\" \"What are you talking about?\" \"What did Underdog do all the time?\" \"He was always shining shoes and whenever Sweet Polly Purebred would call out to him, his dog ears would pick it up and he'd rescue her.\" \"Yeah, but what did he do when he needed his super strength?\" \"He'd go to his ring, remember?\" \"Pull out a pill, pop it.\" \"Holy shit, you're right.\" \"He was a little fucking speed freak.\" \"Spider:\" \"So what's the business?\" \"How about a QP?\" \"You're good for a QP.\" \"The fuck you want with QP?\" \"I'm going skiing with friends, a lot of friends.\" \" Where?\" \" Aspen, Colorado.\" \"Shit.\" \"I'm sure you can score one in Aspen.\" \"Not your primo brand.\" \"You ski?\" \"Sure.\" \"My whole life.\" \"Come on, I don't have all day.\" \"Why don't you put down your jacket, stay a little while?\" \"What do you think?\" \"Jessica:\" \"Actually, I've got to run.\" \"I have a major IPO closing in an hour, so...\" \"You know, stress will kill you.\" \"You gotta chill out.\" \"I'm as chill as I get.\" \"What do you want to do?\" \"You know, every once in a while... one of you Upper East Side bitches gets popped, tries to to roll over on a nigga like me.\" \"You're scared now.\" \"(doorbell ringing)\" \"Looks like the cavalry come to rescue you.\" \"Can I help you, gentlemen?\" \"Yeah, let us in, Spider.\" \"I'm sorry, there's no one here by that name.\" \" Let us in.\" \" We only want to talk to you.\" \"(door buzzes)\" \"See, I know how to look and I know where to look.\" \"Come to papa.\" \"It always hurts the first time.\" \"Turk:\" \"You all right?\" \"Why wouldn't she be all right?\" \"We're watching TV.\" \"How the fuck is she gonna get hurt watching TV?\" \"She could have seen or heard something that scared her.\" \" Like what?\" \" Like some big fucking mutt shooting his bug fat fucking mouth off.\" \"Wasn't nobody here fitting that description till a minute ago.\" \"I'm gonna show you ugly, you fucking mother...\" \" We've said enough.\" \" Oh, you finna bring your wife up in here?\" \"That's it.\" \"That's it.\" \"Let's go.\" \"It's okay.\" \" You okay?\" \" Yeah, I'm okay.\" \"I'm okay.\" \"You want your wire back?\" \"Firearm!\" \"No, Stubby, no!\" \"Get down.\" \"Get the fuck down!\" \"Turk:\" \"Come on.\" \"The fat one's dead.\" \"(Jessica moaning)\" \"Well, that went well.\" \"Oh, shit, you're bleeding.\" \"3-4 squad, Central.\" \"11-41, request ambulance.\" \"I need EMS.\" \"Subject shot, 184th and St. Nicholas.\" \"Really, I tried my best.\" \"You're doing just fine, Counsel.\" \"You're doing just fine.\" \"Just relax.\" \"Hey, guys, if you ever need a lawyer...\" \"Yeah, okay.\" \"You bet.\" \"In good old days we used to let the perp bleed out and call off the ambulance.\" \" Calm calm calm.\" \" Fucking lowlife.\" \"You made your point.\" \"You made your point.\" \"Tough little bitch, ain't you, kicking a man while he's handcuffed?\" \"Shut the fuck up, you piece of shit.\" \"You think I won't blow your fucking head off?\" \"I wouldn't think twice about it.\" \"I'd go in there, get the fat boy's gun, come back here and put two between your eyes.\" \"(rapid footsteps)\" \"Where's EMS?\" \"Woman:\" \"This thing was a clusterfuck to end all clusterfucks.\" \"You got nothing.\" \"How about felony murder?\" \"No drugs, right?\" \"So no predicate felony, no conspiracy, no nothing.\" \"No felony.\" \"No felony.\" \"I can't believe this.\" \"No felony.\" \"How do you spell felony?\" \"Homicide, racketeering, drugs...\" \"I mean, what are we talking about?\" \"Hey, you're lucky that white girl didn't die.\" \"IAB is gonna interview both of you and do a preliminary report over the next couple of weeks.\" \"Now off the record you actually didn't violate procedure because the victim had a firearm aimed at you, so if you stick together you should make it through this.\" \"Lieutenant:\" \"You'd better get your story straight too, 'cause I'm not going back to Far Rockaway because you two fucked up.\" \"And you're gonna spend some couch time with the rubber-gun squad.\" \"And you'd better take this shrink seriously or you'll be off active duty.\" \"That fucking piece of shit just walks.\" \"Knock it off, Turk.\" \"Relax, partner.\" \"He's gonna get his.\" \"Man:\" \"Gentlemen, your questions.\" \" Who made the decision to enter?\" \" I did.\" \" Whose decision was it to enter?\" \" Mine.\" \"Did you immediately identify yourselves as police officers?\" \" Yes, we did.\" \" Did you immediately identify yourselves?\" \"The informant's position was becoming untenable.\" \" We were afraid she was in danger.\" \" Turns out you were right.\" \" No fucking kidding, nine-to-fiver.\" \" Excuse me, Detective?\" \"Are you finished with my client?\" \" They're like Lennon and McCartney.\" \" Not an inch of daylight between them.\" \"What do you think?\" \"Nothing there.\" \"They endangered the informant.\" \"We can't make them wrong on that.\" \"They saw a gun, they reacted.\" \"They beat the fuck out of the suspect, but he's not filing charges.\" \"Let's see what the shrink says.\" \"So what are we gonna do now, Doc?\" \"Are we gonna find out if I'm sane enough to carry a gun, chase bad guys?\" \"Okay, why did you become a cop?\" \"Well, it was New Year's Eve.\" \"It seemed like a good idea at the time.\" \"I didn't have the same opportunities you had, Dr. Prosky.\" \"Where I come from it was either a gun and a badge or a hard hat and a hammer.\" \"How do you feel when you fire your weapon?\" \"It's like Dirty Harry said...\" \"\"There's nothing wrong with a little shooting as long as the right people get shot.\"\" \"Prosky:\" \"And when the wrong people get shot?\" \"Turk:\" \"It sucks, but I'd rather be in it that out of it.\" \"There's nothing worse than being stuck on a bench.\" \"How do you feel when you see innocent people get killed?\" \"You know...\" \"I sort of get numb to it.\" \"Here.\" \"I want you to take this.\" \"Use it to jot down your thoughts, your questions, anything you may have noticed about yourself, whatever.\" \"I won't ask for it.\" \"Just for you.\" \"I want you to try it.\" \"Sounds like fun.\" \"(Karen panting) Harder.\" \"(crowd cheering)\" \"Go, Turk, go!\" \"You got third.\" \"Go go!\" \"Yeah!\" \"Look at that.\" \"You own it.\" \"You own it.\" \"No matter what they say about you, you're tremendous!\" \"Go go, Turk, go!\" \"Safe.\" \"You dropped the ball.\" \" A fucking cheap shot, man.\" \" Get away from the bag.\" \" Or what?\" \"Or what?\" \"Or what?\" \" Watch the bag.\" \"(all yelling)\" \"Turk's voice:\" \"The NYPD is bubbling with frustration, hostility and testosterone, ready to erupt at any moment.\" \"Think of me as the release valve.\" \"One flick of the trigger and the pressure goes down.\" \"You know why you join the force?\" \"To get respect.\" \"Most people respect the badge.\" \"Everybody respects the gun.\" \"Hey, Riley, I was talking to JD... you guys caught a stiff named Phillip Trager, a gun-runner?\" \"Oh, yeah, a real piece of shit.\" \" How did that go down?\" \" I don't know.\" \"Somebody gave him a taste of his own medicine, I guess, walked right into his apartment, killed him with one of his own guns.\" \"Did the shooter leave a note or anything?\" \"Yeah, actually, the shooter left a poem.\" \"He did?\" \"No shit.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Hey, Simon, you remember that poem from the Trager case?\" \"What are you doing, man?\" \"Turk's asking about it.\" \"What the hell are you doing?\" \"\u00bf Qu\u00e9 mierda 'tas haciendo ah\u00ed, pap\u00e1?\" \"No le digas mierda a eso loco.\" \"Riley:\" \"C\u00e1Imate.\" \"He wants to hear about the poem.\" \"\"Merchant of thieving class,\" \"I slit his throat and capped his ass.\" \"I took his gun, I took his...\" \"I took his life, I took his gun, But too bad he's not the only one.\"\" \"That's how it goes, something like that.\" \"It's not iambic pentameter, but it rhymes.\" \" Rooster.\" \" Yo.\" \"We're looking for the same guy.\" \"He knocked off a pimp named Rambo a few weeks ago.\" \"When was yours?\" \"Last week.\" \"We're running ours with the ATF because of the guns.\" \"We're back in business on the Rambo case.\" \"Looks like the same guy knocked off\" \" a gun dealer on the three-three last week.\" \" No shit.\" \" What do you mean?\" \"That's our case.\" \" That's our case.\" \"You're taking our case.\" \"Seniority, guys.\" \"Tag along, you'll learn something.\" \"Oh, tell me the guy's name is Greg Brady.\" \"Please.\" \"It is, isn't it?\" \"Oh, somebody's knocking off the Brady Bunch.\" \"Gotta be the Partridge Family.\" \"(laughs)\" \"Turk's voice:\" \"Trager, a gun-runner bites the dust... number 11.\" \"Karen:\" \"The bullet matched the.45 in Trager's apartment.\" \"That was no surprise.\" \"So I ran it through ATF.\" \"It's one of a batch of six that was stolen from a gun shop\" \" in Virginia last month.\" \" Yeah, probably by Trager.\" \"That's what they think.\" \"He matches the description they have.\" \"It still doesn't help us find the guy.\" \"It just helps us tie him to the victims, which he's already doing with his little fucking poems.\" \" (phone ringing)\" \" Excuse me.\" \"Hello.\" \"Hey, Turk, don't forget we got a court date later.\" \"So...\" \"I heard he kicked the shit out of that dealer you guys took down.\" \"Spider.\" \"So?\" \"Did he?\" \"Yeah, he got him down on the ground.\" \"The guy was handcuffed.\" \"And he just started kicking him in the gut.\" \"And then he gets down on the guy's chest and he really starts smacking him hard in the face over and over and screaming at the top of his lungs,\" \"\"I'm gonna break your fucking face, you little bitch!\"\" \"Then his eyes really started to fill up.\" \"I mean, they get dark... you know how he gets the sort of rage in him.\" \"I thought he was gonna kill this guy.\" \"Really?\" \"You're a bad little girl.\" \"Hmm?\" \" I got work to do.\" \" You bet.\" \"Woman:\" \"Counselor, my hands are tied here.\" \"Without a secure chain of custody, any evidence obtained after the initial search\" \" must be excluded.\" \" You gotta be fucking kidding me.\" \"Therefore I am forced to grant defense motion to dismiss all charges of rape and assault against Mr. Van Luytens.\" \" Your Honor.\" \" Judge:\" \"You think I want this guy going anywhere near my daughter, or anyone's daughter for that matter?\" \"You messed up.\" \"I am unleashing your client unto the world.\" \"I'm sure we'll all be back here again very soon.\" \"Look at him.\" \"Look at this motherfucker.\" \"Hey, it's gonna come back to you, mutt.\" \"You're gonna get it.\" \" When you walk outside watch your back.\" \" Easy, Turk.\" \"Order in my court.\" \" Okay, mutt?\" \"You fucking mutt.\" \" Not here, not now.\" \"Not here, not now.\" \"Will you get him out of here before somebody passes a sentence on him you can't appeal?\" \"Order!\" \" You know what I mean?\" \"Go go.\" \" Order, Detective.\" \"Turk's voice:\" \"Dr. Prosky suggested that I free-associate.\" \"So here I go.\" \"You know what I think about when I pull a trigger?\" \" I think about the Infield Fly Rule.\" \" (doorbell buzzes)\" \"I love that fucking rule.\" \"It assumes the worst in everybody.\" \"It says, \"Sorry, batter, you're a schmuck for popping up with runners on.\" \"And you, stupid-ass infielder, you don't get to cheat and drop the ball just because you caught a break.\"\" \"My favorite part...\" \"the batter's out but the runners advance at their own risk.\" \"Well, isn't this a pleasant surprise?\" \"Turk's voice:\" \"That's the way life should be.\" \"You can be a motherfucker at your own risk.\" \"(muffled gunshots)\" \"Or not.\" \"Van Luytens... one less rapist.\" \"Who's gonna miss him?\" \"Nobody.\" \"Number 12 and counting.\" \"Whoa whoa, hot coffee.\" \" Good morning, Detective Riley.\" \" Hey, good morning.\" \" Door on your left.\" \" Any signs of forced entry?\" \"Doesn't look like it.\" \"Detective Perez is in there.\" \"He's in there already?\" \"All right.\" \" Hey, how about those Mets last night?\" \" Yeah, how about 'em?\" \"Hey, Teddy, Teddy, come here, check this out.\" \"Wow.\" \"Fuck.\" \" Oh my God.\" \" That's big.\" \"And powerful.\" \" What, a plasma screen?\" \" LCD.\" \" That's plasma.\" \" No, it's got to be LCD.\" \" Perez:\" \"It wouldn't be that big.\" \" Hey, guys, guys.\" \"He was shot at close range, dropped right here.\" \"The pussy doesn't look like he put up much of a fight, does he, Karen?\" \"Nothing to indicate that in terms of struggle.\" \"No forced entry, cuts, bruises.\" \"Hey, nobody wants to hear about your private life, Officer Corelli.\" \"That's detective to you, Officer Needledick.\" \" Ooh.\" \" Perez:\" \"Ouch.\" \" Looks like it's our guy again.\" \" Who did you get this time?\" \"This is Jonathan Van Luytens.\" \"He owns a couple of car dealerships.\" \" Oh, shit.\" \" He was up on rape charges, but they got tossed out last week.\" \"Look at this.\" \"\"A man devoid of all respect, Of beauty, charm or intellect,\" \"He took what women would not give.\" \"He didn't have the right to live.\"\" \"That's our boy all right.\" \"Looks like he had a beef with our old pal Jonny.\" \"You know him?\" \"Both:\" \"Yeah.\" \"He's one slippery son of a bitch, let me tell you.\" \"Turk:\" \"Yeah.\" \"Lieutenant:\" \"You guys know how much fun it is to not catch a serial killer?\" \"You got a point here, Lieutenant?\" \"The point is you'd better both think seriously about whether or not you want the lead on this case.\" \"You don't think we're up to this?\" \"Come on, you got what, about 110 years on the job between the two of you?\" \" 120.\" \" (laughs)\" \"I'm telling you, you screw it up badly enough, they may try to fuck you out of your pension.\" \"You want to risk that?\" \" Yeah.\" \" Fuck, yeah.\" \"406, Lieutenant. 406.\" \"Okay, 406...\" \"what does that mean?\" \"Ted Williams.\" \"Ted Williams, the last day of the season, is batting 400.\" \"Sox manager wants to bench him, protect his average, right?\" \"Williams plays both games anyway, goes six for eight, ends up at 406... the last guy that ever hit over 400.\" \"Okay, fine.\" \"It's all yours.\" \"Just don't go moaning to me when some traffic cop pulls your serial killer over for speeding and he grabs your 15 minutes of fame and you realize the asshole could have been standing right there in front of you\" \"and it would have taken you 1000 light years to nail him.\" \"Not for nothing, Lieutenant, light years measures distance, not time.\" \"Well, thank you, Detective.\" \"I'll make a note of that.\" \"Ellis Lynde, 2003.\" \"This guy had a history of cruising gay bars, picking up twinkies, beating the shit out of them.\" \"Lynde was found shot dead in his apartment.\" \"Whoever's doing this gets up real close to the guys, blows their brains out without any trouble, leaves no fingerprints and obviously takes pride in his work.\" \"Okay, what could be murder number two back from '04, one Matthew Mitrella.\" \"(trails off)\" \"Turk's voice:\" \"I was shaking the first couple of times\" \"I killed in cold blood.\" \"I kept thinking if I got caught they'd kick me off the force.\" \"I wasn't worried about prison, but losing the gun and the shield... that scared me.\" \"I went into work the next day expecting to feel different.\" \"I thought everybody would look at me the way cops look at civilians and know which ones are dirty.\" \"But they didn't.\" \"That's when I knew\" \"I could keep on doing this forever.\" \"Turk's voice:\" \"So next stop...\" \"Spider.\" \"If we shut down his business, maybe he'd be a rat.\" \"We got a lawyer.\" \"We needed her to testify that she bought coke from him.\" \"She was a good lawyer.\" \"Me and my partner paid a visit to Club 404 of Harlem.\" \"A word about him...\" \"Tom Cowen's been my partner for almost 30 years.\" \"He's the best cop I've ever seen.\" \"I'm always the one following him through the door.\" \"There's a bullet that was meant for me that's lodged in his torso.\" \"He was my role model.\" \"The day I stopped trying to be Tom Cowen was the greatest day of my life.\" \"Hey, Rooster,\" \"I was going through the files on poetry boy.\" \"That's an interesting way to pass your time.\" \"Okay, there was a gun found on Charles Randall when he was arrested.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Now in all the other shootings the gun was left at the scene, but there are a lot of similarities.\" \"So I mentioned it to Perez and Riley.\" \"I think somebody should go interview him in prison.\" \"I think there may be a connection.\" \"That's a good idea, but not Perez and Riley.\" \"I mean, not those guys.\" \"They'll screw it up.\" \"This is too important.\" \"Turk and I will handle Randall, okay?\" \"Good work.\" \"(door buzzes)\" \"Detectives, Charles Randall.\" \"What the fuck do you two scumbags want?\" \"What a greeting.\" \"You like poetry, Chuck?\" \"What?\" \"Do you like poetry?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Roses are red, violets are blue,\" \"I want to poke out your fucking eyes with my dick, you fuck.\" \"How's that?\" \"I thought you'd rhyme.\" \"You didn't.\" \"Fuck you.\" \"Fuck both of you.\" \"Get me out of here.\" \"(door buzzes)\" \"(siren wailing)\" \"(blues playing)\" \"Why the fuck did we even bother going out there?\" \"What would it look like if we didn't go?\" \"Are you gonna relax?\" \"Relax.\" \"Yeah, I'll just take it out on Karen later.\" \"The more I'm with her, the more abuse she wants.\" \"Sounds like fun.\" \"Hey, you want to take her off my hands?\" \"Be careful, partner, because I have a very special effect on women.\" \"Go wild.\" \"Whatever.\" \"I can't believe I had to face that piece of shit and look like an idiot.\" \"Eh, fuck him.\" \"He's where he belongs.\" \"I'm sorry, partner, I'm really sorry.\" \"Stop worrying about it.\" \"Whatever happens, I'm not taking you down with me.\" \"Don't worry about me.\" \"I'm all right, believe me.\" \"I don't know what I was thinking.\" \"I just don't know what I was thinking.\" \"You know what you was thinking?\" \"You were thinking about a 10-year-old girl who had her skull crushed.\" \"Yeah, I tried to stop you, but you know what?\" \"I admired you that day, what you did.\" \"That was righteous.\" \"And you don't second-guess yourself on something like that.\" \"Okay, I'm the killer.\" \"I'm the killer.\" \"I show up at your door or your car window, and for some reason you open your door, you roll down your car window for me.\" \"So who am I?\" \"Someone I know.\" \"Maybe a nice set of tits.\" \"And the poems?\" \"What about the poems?\" \"You have to compose the poem before you got there, right?\" \"Otherwise what, you're gonna blow out the guy's brains, sit down and write a little sonnet for yourself?\" \"No prints on the poems, so probably I wore gloves when I wrote it.\" \"You obviously know your victims.\" \"Between that and the easy access,\" \"I guess that they know you too.\" \"They must.\" \"These guys are all scumbags.\" \"They're not gonna trust anyone, open the door for anyone, especially if they don't know them.\" \"Yeah, but I more than know them.\" \"I know everything about them.\" \"I know their moves, their patterns, I know their schedules.\" \"Okay, so you're following them.\" \"You're staking them out.\" \"Anyone gonna say it?\" \"What?\" \"Fuck me.\" \" He's right, it's a cop.\" \" No.\" \"Let's slow down, fellows.\" \"We're getting way ahead of ourselves.\" \" Come on, it's a cop, you know it.\" \" I don't know shit.\" \"Neither do you.\" \"I'm telling your right now, it's a cop, it's a cop, it's a cop.\" \"What do you mean, \"It's a cop, it's a cop, it's a cop\"?\" \" Where do you come off saying it's a cop?\" \" Easy, partner, he's just saying it.\" \" What are you talking about?\" \" He's just saying...\" \"I know, I know, I know what he's saying.\" \"And I'm saying it's bullshit.\" \"Shoot me.\" \"What the fuck?\" \"But don't say it's a cop.\" \"#You cast a spell on me #\" \"#I was blind and now I see #\" \"#You work your magic, that's the key #\" \"#You wave your wand #\" \"#And cast a spell on me... #\" \"Turk:\" \"So what about dinner?\" \"You feel like going out?\" \"Where?\" \"I don't care.\" \"You're the one going.\" \"What is your problem?\" \"No problem.\" \"If you feel like hanging around, be my guest.\" \"I don't feel like going out.\" \"Fine, just don't bug me.\" \"This is the best part of my day and I don't need you fucking it up.\" \"So you only fuck cops?\" \"Once in a while I do a fireman or an ex-con.\" \"You lump us in together?\" \"Well, I have some respect for firemen.\" \"Fuck you.\" \"You know why they take away your nightstick\" \" when you hang up your uniform?\" \" No.\" \"They don't trust you with it.\" \"Right now I wouldn't trust myself with it either.\" \"Shit, you'd probably love that.\" \"Too bad you never met Van Luytens.\" \"You two really would have hit it off great.\" \"At least somebody finally brought some justice down on that dickless little fuck.\" \"Now that is who I'd like to meet.\" \"Well, maybe you'll get your wish one day.\" \"They think it's a cop.\" \" Makes sense.\" \" Bullshit.\" \"It's just some fucking psychopath.\" \"Well, there's plenty of those on the job.\" \" Are you sleeping well?\" \" Not really.\" \" Yep.\" \" Eating well?\" \" No.\" \" Yeah.\" \"Any recurring nightmares?\" \"Yeah, that I'm stuck in a room with you forever.\" \"Nope.\" \"Do you think you're fit to return to duty?\" \" Abso-fucking-lutely.\" \" Yeah.\" \" You ever think about retiring?\" \" You mean, death with benefits?\" \"What's not to like?\" \" You ever think about retiring?\" \" Not really.\" \"What have I got to look forward to?\" \"Sailing my 26-footer around Sheepshead Bay, umpiring cops' softball?\" \" How about corporate security work?\" \" It's too dangerous.\" \" So what are you gonna do?\" \" Maybe I'll buy a boat.\" \"Turk:\" \"All right, look, I don't know if I believe this,\" \"Turk:\" \"All right, look, I don't know if I believe this, but I'm just gonna throw it out there.\" \"You guys say we're looking for one of our own, but what if it was an ex-cop, somebody with an axe to grind?\" \"You got one in mind?\" \"He's thinking about Martin Baum our old lieutenant.\" \"So what's the story with him?\" \"He got fired a few years ago.\" \"I'm not saying there's any motive, but he knew all the victims.\" \"Yeah, but Turk, I knew most of those guys.\" \"So did you, Riley, Perez.\" \"Even Karen knew 'em.\" \" I'm just throwing it out there.\" \" Well, maybe you killed 'em.\" \"Yeah, maybe I did.\" \"The poems and the placement of the weapons are all we've got linking the kills, which means what we gotta do now is get humping on the forensics.\" \"That shouldn't be too much of a problem.\" \"We already got the girl working on that.\" \"That's right, Karen's been humping on it all week, as we speak.\" \"What did you say?\" \"Here we go again.\" \" You should watch your mouth.\" \" Oh, yeah?\" \"He didn't mean anything by it.\" \"Karen and him are ancient history.\" \" College boy can't speak for himself?\" \" Yeah, I can speak for myself.\" \"Let me speak for myself...\" \"fuck you, Turk.\" \"Mutt, I'm gonna hit you on the head with this barbell.\" \"I'm not better than you.\" \"You're not better than me, man.\" \"You put your balls in your pocket.\" \"And you, fellow officers, a little courtesy for a fellow professional, you know?\" \"Please.\" \"Are we gonna move on here now?\" \"What are we doing?\" \"Where were we?\" \"Talking about Martin Baum.\" \"What's his story?\" \"Some guys under him got caught taking money.\" \"Baum stood up for them, tried to cover it up.\" \"He do time?\" \"Well, they pressed charges, but he plead out and resigned.\" \"So what's his beef with you?\" \"I could have lied to protect him, but I didn't.\" \"Okay, but if he's got a beef with you, why not go after you?\" \"Why not kill you?\" \"Why go around acting like a serial killer, killing all these degenerates?\" \"It doesn't make any sense.\" \" I'm just telling you.\" \" I'm telling you it doesn't make sense.\" \"I'm throwing it out there.\" \"I'm saying this is what it is.\" \"You want to check him out or not?\" \"I don't give a shit.\" \" It doesn't make any sense.\" \" You're the ones that think it's a cop.\" \"I'm just saying here's a cop with a chip on his shoulder.\" \"Check him out if you want.\" \"I don't give a shit.\" \"Calm down and give a better reason why Baum could be a suspect, okay?\" \"(door slams)\" \"PMS, gotta be.\" \" Hey, guys.\" \" What's going on?\" \"I came over to bring you the FBI report on the paper and handwriting.\" \"You don't have a problem with me looking over the evidence that I collected and processed for you, do you?\" \" No problem.\" \" Put it back, Karen.\" \" This is fascinating.\" \" Let's go, come on.\" \"Come on, let's go, let's go.\" \" What?\" \" Come on, let's go.\" \"Get your hands off me.\" \"I'll give you a little privacy.\" \"I don't want to interrupt anything here.\" \"Are you afraid of me looking at your old case files?\" \" Is that it?\" \" Okay, I'm gone.\" \"Enjoy.\" \" What?\" \" What is it with you?\" \" What is it with you?\" \" (door slams)\" \"I'm sorry about last night, okay?\" \"I really am.\" \"It's a habit.\" \"Habits can be broken, right?\" \"That's bullshit.\" \"No.\" \"I'm totally serious, all right?\" \"It's not bullshit, really.\" \"Perez:\" \"Why do you think Turk was so quick to take the lead on the poetry case, huh?\" \"To keep us from finding the killer, man.\" \"That's what I would do if I was covering my tracks.\" \"He sticks us on this Baum stakeout 'cause it's more misdirection.\" \"Makes sense.\" \"I hate that Turk, man.\" \"(buzzing)\" \"Hey, he's coming out.\" \"He's coming out.\" \"Oh, at 2:45 in the morning.\" \"Is it killing time or is he just killing time?\" \"Come on, Baum, go kill someone already.\" \"Perez:\" \"Yeah, kill Turk, man.\" \"He's the one setting you up.\" \"Do us all a favor.\" \"Hey, did you see Turk's marksmanship scores?\" \"Did you see this?\" \"It's ridiculous.\" \"Service... 99, 70 out of 100.\" \"Combat Association awards, department commendations.\" \"This guy could take out your left nut at 50 yards.\" \"Perez:\" \"Did you see the computer trajectories, man?\" \"Not one stray slug.\" \"Even Berkowitz put a couple in the Corinthian leather.\" \"Riley:\" \"What about Karen?\" \"She come up with anything new?\" \"Perez:\" \"No, not yet.\" \"If Baum kills somebody I don't want us to be in the car waiting when it happens, okay?\" \"I'll go.\" \"Attaboy, Teddy, attaboy.\" \"I'm proud of you, son.\" \"(lighter clicks)\" \"(cocks gun) You're Perez, right?\" \"Yeah.\" \"I'm Martin Baum.\" \"I got a permit for this.\" \"I work security in the diamond district.\" \"So you figure it's a cop doing the poetry killings?\" \"Someone says, \"Check out Baum.\" \"He thinks he got a raw deal.\"\" \"That's what passes for police work these days?\" \"Do you think you got a raw deal?\" \"Damn straight.\" \" Life sucks.\" \" Yeah.\" \" Everything okay, Simon?\" \" Teddy, where the fuck were you, man?\" \"Anything else you want to tell us, Lieutenant Baum?\" \" I got something for you in my pocket.\" \" Huh-uh!\" \"A passport, credit card receipts, boarding passes.\" \"The day Brady was killed\" \"I was escorting a client to Brazil.\" \"Man:\" \"Judgment is the dominion of the Lord.\" \"And if this person, this worthless rapist or murderer, as you describe him, if he is truly repentant and seeks absolution, it must be granted to him.\" \"Your name doesn't ring a bell, but I've had so many altar boys over the years.\" \"(muffled gunshot)\" \"Turk's voice:\" \"So many altar boys that it's hard to remember their names.\" \"My name is David Fisk, Detective First Grade.\" \"You may not remember me now, but I guarantee you'll remember my name for the rest of your life.\" \"Father Connell, may he rot in hell.\" \"13 down, one to go.\" \"(bells tolling)\" \"(police radio chatter)\" \"Karen:\" \"White underwear below the knee.\" \" (camera shutter clicking)\" \" Briefs-style.\" \"Large tweezers.\" \"I am removing a card that has been inserted in the rectum of the deceased and placing it in a plastic evidence bag.\" \" I'll be right back.\" \" All right.\" \"Hey.\" \"It's another one, handwritten.\" \"\"The old man who the children trust,\" \"Unable to control his lust,\" \"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.\" \"The church can't stop him.\" \"Someone must.\"\" \"I'll see what else I can find.\" \"What's the matter with you?\" \"Father Connell gave me my first communion back in Bensonhurst.\" \"Hey, guys.\" \"Sorry we didn't get a chance to call.\" \" Yeah, I bet you are.\" \" Go over there, take a look around.\" \"We'll compare notes later, okay?\" \"Looks like our friend just settled an old score with the priest, left him with his pants down.\" \" Come on.\" \" No, look.\" \"Come on, don't talk like that.\" \" Hey, look for yourself.\" \" Have a little respect.\" \"Next thing they're gonna tell us Lieutenant Baum was an altar boy here.\" \"Tell me about it.\" \"These two guys fucking stink.\" \"Look, Doctor, you read the poems.\" \"It is possible, right, that this guy is a cop?\" \"I've never seen it.\" \"I've never even heard about a cop serial killer.\" \"Come on, girls, let's go, let's go.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Go go go go go go go go go!\" \"Safe.\" \"Doc, give us a tip.\" \"How are we gonna catch this guy?\" \"You don't have to worry about that.\" \"He wants to get caught.\" \"You don't have any better place to have lunch?\" \"I wanted to thank you.\" \"What, about Spider?\" \"Yeah.\" \"And for looking in on me at the hospital and the encouragement.\" \"Why would he want that?\" \"After a while getting away with it isn't enough.\" \"Jessica:\" \"So is your daughter on the team?\" \"No, she used to play, but now she's 25, living in California, five years sober and working as a nurse.\" \"And her mother?\" \"Her mother died when she was very young.\" \"Doctor:\" \"He wants everybody to know that he got away with it, to show everybody just how brilliant he is.\" \"Most of these killings were criminals in Rooster's and his beat, right?\" \"And then he all but threatens to kill Van Luytens in front of hundreds of witnesses.\" \"And then he sends us on this crazy wild goose chase after Lieutenant Baum, didn't he?\" \" Yes, he did.\" \" Why would he do that?\" \"Why?\" \"You gotta show me more than that.\" \"So far you got shit.\" \" Give him more, man.\" \" You want more?\" \" How about the church records?\" \" The very ones that Turk was so diligently pursuing.\" \"How about that?\" \"It turns out our most recent victim, the late Father Connell, was moved all over the place...\" \"eight parishes in 20 years.\" \"Why would they do that with a Catholic priest?\" \"It's obvious.\" \"He's giving the children more than communion behind the altar.\" \"Now Turk already admits to knowing this guy as a child.\" \"It's very plausible.\" \"Lieutenant:\" \"This priest, this Father Connell, he gave you your first holy communion, eh?\" \"He did.\" \"Did he every try to do anything inappropriate?\" \"I mean...\" \"I know what you mean.\" \"No, never.\" \"Okay, fine.\" \"Is there any reason why somebody out there might think that he did?\" \"No.\" \"Am I a suspect here, Lieutenant?\" \"No, but these bodies are starting to smell.\" \"A lot of it is drifting in your direction.\" \"Drifting or being pushed?\" \"What can I say?\" \"You got connections to most of these victims.\" \"You're not exactly Mother Teresa.\" \"I never had any problem with that priest.\" \"Okay.\" \"Okay, fine.\" \"That settles it.\" \"I had a talk with Riley and Perez.\" \"Good cops.\" \"Don't fuck around, okay?\" \"Just listen.\" \"I'm listening.\" \"They think Turk might be our guy.\" \"Oh, man.\" \"I gotta tell you, from where I'm sitting that is so fucking funny.\" \"You can't take that seriously.\" \"Everybody has pretty much accepted the fact\" \" that we're chasing one of our own.\" \" But it ain't Turk.\" \"Sure as I'm sitting here he ain't the guy.\" \" You know that?\" \" Yes, I do.\" \" How do you know that?\" \" Because I know it.\" \"I know it to a moral certainty.\" \"Okay?\" \"This priest, this Father Connell... he was Turk's priest when he was a kid.\" \"He told you that.\" \"He didn't tell me this priest was a child molester.\" \" I can't believe this bullshit.\" \" Believe it, all right?\" \" Turk's a good guy.\" \" You understand?\" \" He's the best cop you got.\" \" Don't you tell me what I gotta do.\" \"Don't you say a goddamn word to him about this either, or you're finished.\" \"(humming a tune)\" \"Can I speak now?\" \"Feel free.\" \"He cares.\" \"You know what I'm saying?\" \"Turk cares about people.\" \"I know he runs around like a pit bull on crack sometimes.\" \"It doesn't matter.\" \"He cares about protecting people.\" \"And if you don't back him, you will regret it.\" \"(bangs)\" \"Jesus.\" \"Sorry.\" \"I just never rattled anyone's cage before.\" \" Got a minute?\" \" Yeah, what's up?\" \"You know me and Turk are buddies, right?\" \"Of course.\" \"I'd do anything for him.\" \"He would do anything for you.\" \"Would you?\" \"Would I what?\" \"Would you do anything for him?\" \"I don't know...\" \"where is this going?\" \"He wants you to have sex with me.\" \"Really?\" \"He wouldn't mind.\" \"But that's not why I'm here.\" \"Okay, why are you here?\" \"Where were you the night Rambo was killed and Trager?\" \"Got an alibi for those nights?\" \"I mean, did you know either one those guys before they were murdered?\" \"Makes you uncomfortable when I talk like that.\" \"You look like you're guilty.\" \"You're not guilty.\" \"I know that.\" \"You didn't kill those guys, did you?\" \"Now you know what Turk feels.\" \"I need you to get me some information discreetly.\" \"Can you do that for me?\" \"You got it.\" \"Absolutely.\" \"Let's solve these fucking murders.\" \"(phone rings)\" \"Oh.\" \" Rooster:\" \"Hey, boy genius.\" \" Perfect timing, buddy.\" \"Listen, you really worked on Hingis, didn't you?\" \"He was all worked up about my partner.\" \"Good.\" \"He should be.\" \"I think we should sit down, see if we can square things, okay?\" \"All right.\" \"Want to meet at Montrose at 8:00 PM?\" \"Could you make that 9:00?\" \"I gotta meet an old friend.\" \"Yeah, sure, whatever you want.\" \"(blues playing) #Baby's got issues #\" \"#Baby's got pains... #\" \" Hey, fellows.\" \" Hey.\" \"Thanks for coming.\" \" This here is Cheryl Brooks.\" \" Hello, Cheryl Brooks.\" \"Cheryl's got something to tell you.\" \"My daughter Lynn died four years ago.\" \"She was 10 years old.\" \"She was raped and she was murdered.\" \"The guy I was living with, Charles...\" \"Charles Randall.\" \"Yeah, Charles Randall... he did it.\" \"Why are you telling us this?\" \"Because he got off for that.\" \"He was acquitted at trial.\" \" Because?\" \" Because?\" \"I testified for him.\" \" You did what?\" \" I said he was with me.\" \"You see, Cheryl here is a very forgiving person, unlike us hard-asses.\" \" He threatened to kill me.\" \" Okay, Cheryl.\" \"Now you say goodbye to the nice officers and you go on back home.\" \"Don't drink yourself to death.\" \"Okay, so... eh?\" \"I want to hear you say it.\" \"Come on, say it.\" \"We planted the gun in Randall's apartment, okay?\" \"I said it.\" \"Happy?\" \" Thank you.\" \" Yes, I am.\" \"I'd do it again if I had to 'cause that fucking maggot could rot away for all eternity.\" \"I'd sleep just fine.\" \"So what do you want from us?\" \"You guys think my partner's a serial killer.\" \"You're way off.\" \"You like Turk for this thing?\" \"Go have your fun.\" \"I'll go along with you.\" \"I'll even help you.\" \"But do not drag up Chuck Randall and that fucking gun, because if he walks out of jail he's gonna end up dead.\" \"Excuse me?\" \"I'll put two through his fucking head myself.\" \"Done deal.\" \"(soprano singing)\" \"My grandmother loved opera.\" \"She supported us by sewing.\" \"I used to thread needles for my grandmother.\" \" Gave all her money to church.\" \" You admired her?\" \"I worshipped her.\" \"Rooster?\" \"Yeah, he's religious, goes to church.\" \"Prosky:\" \"How about you?\" \"Turk's voice:\" \"Our job is keeping 99% of the population safe from the other 1%.\" \"The problem is that we have to spend half our lives with that 1%.\" \"And the better we do that job, the less the other 99% think they need us.\" \"They're clueless.\" \"The only ones paying attention on the street are the cops and the criminals.\" \"Everyone else is just going somewhere or shopping.\" \" Umpire:\" \"Out.\" \" Come on.\" \"I got an order here placing you on restricted duty.\" \"Now in plain English that means you'll work at your desk.\" \"You might want to cooperate with the shrink next time you two meet, and you will meet again.\" \"Cool my fucking heels.\" \"Cool my fucking heels, huh?\" \"I'm gonna blow a fucking hole in that motherfucker Perez and blow right through his head for putting me through this bullshit.\" \" Turk.\" \" Fuck, I'm gonna... kill that motherfucker.\" \"Calm down.\" \"What the hell is it?\" \"You're making all the wrong moves.\" \"What are you talking about?\" \"This ain't a chess game, partner.\" \"Who knows?\" \"Maybe it is.\" \"You go at Perez now... you know what's gonna happen?\" \"You're gonna walk right into a trap.\" \"You are.\" \"They're just waiting for you.\" \"Fucking Hingis.\" \"Fucking Hingis believes him.\" \"He actually fucking believes that motherfucking Perez.\" \"Stay back.\" \"Wait.\" \"Wait for the right time, then fire away.\" \"Not now.\" \"Now is not the right time.\" \"Believe me.\" \"You believe me?\" \"Now is not the time.\" \"Uh-huh.\" \" Please.\" \" Yeah.\" \"Hey, Turk, I gotta skip tonight.\" \"My class ran late.\" \"(over phone) But I'll see you tomorrow, all right?\" \"And I'm sorry about what happened with you and Lieutenant Hingis today.\" \"It's gonna be fine.\" \"It'll blow over.\" \"People are just... everyone's crazy.\" \"People are overreacting.\" \"All right?\" \"Good night.\" \"It's a cop, it's a cop, it's a cop.\" \"(car engine starts)\" \"What you got for me, good-Iooking?\" \"Mark my words, there's a reason Perez is gunning for me.\" \" (tenor singing)\" \" Perez is too smart to be that stupid.\" \"For one thing, all that college-boy crap...\" \"that's bullshit.\" \"He did one year at SUNY, only one year.\" \"No kidding.\" \"They threw him out...\" \"disruptive influence.\" \"And I hear from the 240 he mixed it up bad with a captain over there.\" \"The guy is a total fucking asshole.\" \"(man with Russian accent) BMW 3 series,\" \"Mercedes CLK... too light.\" \"BMW 7 series...\" \"the biggest engine.\" \"That's what you have to get.\" \"If they shoot at you, you still want to get the fuck out of there... (men laughing)\" \"(imitating) Bentley... very good because can fuck two prostitutes in back seat and mount flame-thrower on the hood.\" \"Da?\" \"Da.\" \" Man:\" \"What about a Cadillac?\" \" Russian:\" \"Come on, the fucking car can't turn fucking corner.\" \"Are you kidding me?\" \"You know either one of those Neanderthals?\" \"The wop is Joe Scianci from Bensonhurst.\" \"He's a mid-level guy.\" \"What about Ivan?\" \"Russian guy, Yevgeny Magulat, an enforcer for the Italians, works with Gambinos a lot.\" \"(speaking Russian)\" \"That shit's getting to me.\" \"I know it's getting to you.\" \"Shit gets to me too, you know, but I take it in, I let it out on my own terms.\" \"I bet you didn't write one word down in that little notebook Prosky gave us.\" \"Of course not.\" \"Did you?\" \"Yeah, it's great.\" \"It helps me put things in perspective.\" \"You know what I'm saying?\" \"Write it down, get it out.\" \" You should try this.\" \" Let's have a look.\" \"What, are you kidding me?\" \"Oh, come on, come on.\" \"This belongs to me... private.\" \" You don't want to let me see?\" \" Close to my heart.\" \"No, sir.\" \"I just got sick of the whole fucking game... run around looking for clues, making arrests, write reports, testify, cut deals.\" \"It was all just so much fucking bullshit.\" \"(man whistles)\" \"Detective... (muffled gunshots)\" \"Then it all got real simple.\" \"Yeah, Detective Perez here.\" \"Hey, brother, what's up?\" \"I hate scumbags.\" \"I like shooting people.\" \"What was I giving up?\" \"Perez:\" \"Hey, look, I set the meeting up with Rooster first thing tomorrow.\" \"Come on, you gotta be fast, man.\" \"I don't want Turk getting wind of anything.\" \"A retirement party and a gold watch?\" \"A handshake from the mayor and my name on some fucking plaque?\" \"(speaking indistinctly)\" \"(gunshots)\" \"Big fucking deal.\" \"It's better this way.\" \"Now everybody knows who I was and where I stood.\" \"(dials)\" \"Hey, it's me.\" \"Listen, I think somebody followed me here... home.\" \"He's outside right now.\" \"Can you come over or...?\" \"Just call me back, okay?\" \"All right.\" \"(intercom buzzing)\" \"(cocks gun)\" \"Don't move.\" \" Come on, open up.\" \" Turk?\" \"I just called you.\" \"Put the gun down.\" \"There's a car following me.\" \"Put the gun down.\" \"Put the gun down.\" \"Have you got something to tell me?\" \"About what?\" \"Trager, Randall.\" \"Did you sneak into my apartment?\" \"What are they doing on your computer?\" \"I was checking all the links in the case.\" \"Are you hiding something from me?\" \"Huh?\" \"I just received this... this poem.\" \"A poem?\" \"Not worth mentioning, huh?\" \"The handwriting doesn't even match.\" \"It's a fake.\" \"Did you write it?\" \"Did you write it?\" \"What the hell is going on here?\" \"You're spending a lot of time with Perez, aren't you?\" \"Yeah, I've been working the case.\" \"What, are you jealous?\" \"Can I trust you?\" \" Yes.\" \" Okay.\" \"Get me anything and everything that you can find out about Perez or Riley, what they know about me.\" \"Everything.\" \"Karen, don't play me.\" \"Hingis:\" \"I am leaning much further into saying that it is a cop.\" \"Perez:\" \"Tell you what...\" \"I'm moving past the leaning stage and I'm moving towards the l-know-for-sure-it's-a-fucking-cop stage, considering how expertly he shot the shit out of my house.\" \"Hingis:\" \"Oh my God.\" \"Are you hurt?\" \"Am I hurt?\" \"Am I hurt?\" \"He wants to know if I'm hurt.\" \"Actually, he's dead.\" \"(sirens wailing)\" \" Rooster:\" \"His name is Magulat.\" \" Turk:\" \"The guy we saw at Salerno's.\" \"Yeah, he's in intensive care at St. Luke's.\" \"They think he's the guy\" \" chopped off Yakov Pearlstein's head.\" \" What do you think?\" \"You think he's a victim, or could he be our suspect?\" \"I don't know, but either way I think it's gonna be fun.\" \"Doctor, what's the story?\" \"He's one of the toughest human beings I've ever come into contact with.\" \"We took six bullets out of him.\" \"Six?\" \"Whoo!\" \"Three from the night he was wounded, three from previous shootings.\" \"The man is a tank.\" \"Do you mind if I talk to him a little bit?\" \"His jaw's wired shut, but go ahead.\" \"That's okay.\" \"I'll ask the questions.\" \"He can just grunt.\" \"Hey, Yevgeny.\" \"(snapping fingers) Wake up.\" \"That's it.\" \"Wake up, you big fucking grizzly bear.\" \"You don't speak Russian?\" \"Swoboda.\" \"Swoboda.\" \"Swoboda.\" \"Ron.\" \"(moans)\" \"I'm thinking this Russian killing machine could be our first eyewitness.\" \"(beeping more rapidly)\" \"Wake up, gugumuck.\" \"You can tell us who did this to you.\" \" (grunting)\" \" Detective, I think that's enough.\" \"Then you could tell us where you put Yakov Pearlstein's head.\" \"(laughs) 4-3, 4-3, I need a round-the-clock security detail on a patient Magulat, M-A-gulat,\" \"St. Luke's in the ICU.\" \"#I wake up in the morning... #\" \"Is this the number to call to report a case of police brutality?\" \" Cat got your tongue?\" \" Out on bail again?\" \"What, you think you can scare me, little bitch?\" \"What do you want?\" \"Be careful, Detective.\" \"My taxes pay your salary.\" \"You don't pay any fucking taxes, you lowlife piece of shit.\" \" Get to the point, come on.\" \" One of your vics, Trager, stole a whole lot of guns down South.\" \"Same guns are turning up on your murder scenes.\" \"So it's simple... find stolen guns, you got your guy.\" \"So you know the guy?\" \"Do you know if there's a cop out there who might be a danger to the public?\" \"I couldn't live with myself if I just stood by and didn't say anything.\" \"Look, I'm gonna give you two seconds more.\" \"Give me yes or no.\" \"Do you know the guy?\" \"And when do I meet you to talk about it?\" \"Friday, 9:00 PM, at my club.\" \"I'll be there.\" \"Man, there's dumb and there's dumber, but this is the motherfucking dumbest right here, man.\" \"Easy, son, easy.\" \"It's gonna be easy for you.\" \"All you gotta do is be bait, that's all.\" \"Be a little sardine for us, all right?\" \"You help us... we got you covered.\" \"Your club doesn't get hassled and you don't have a revolving door in and out of jail.\" \"Do we have a deal or not?\" \"Yeah, but your boy come in here and go Hannibal Lecter on my ass,\" \"I don't want no Jodie fucking Foster coming through the door.\" \"I want the goddamn Marine Corps, man.\" \"#Since Color Me Badd was singing \"I wanna sex you up\"...#\" \"(footsteps)\" \"(heart monitor beeping)\" \"Evening, Detective.\" \"You want one?\" \"It's shit, but it's better than nothing, right?\" \"Turk's voice:\" \"As soon as I heard the fucking Russian didn't die\" \"I knew things would never be the same.\" \"I had to change the rules, the strategy.\" \"I had to be bold, do something that could never be undone.\" \"I went for the unforgivable.\" \"(Karen grunting)\" \"No.\" \"Please.\" \"No.\" \"(crying)\" \"Karen over phone:\" \"Did you hear anything I just said?\" \"How exactly could I be blowing this out of proportion?\" \"That psycho just assaulted me.\" \"I am telling you he is a classic sociopath.\" \"Okay okay, I'll look into it, all right?\" \"I'll look into it.\" \"You stay the hell away from here.\" \"Understood?\" \"Understood?\" \"Fuck that.\" \"Man:\" \"Check the ball, check the ball.\" \"(players chattering)\" \"I got the ball.\" \"I got the ball.\" \"I got the ball.\" \"Stay on him.\" \"Stay on him.\" \"Karen:\" \"Excuse me, I'm Detective Corelli.\" \" I need to see your reservation book.\" \" Woman:\" \"Sure.\" \"Help yourself.\" \" Thank you.\" \" Anytime.\" \"Yes, this is Detective Corelli.\" \"I've been trying to reach Detectives Perez and Riley and I can't seem to locate them.\" \" Perez:\" \"I like to party.\" \" That's nothing.\" \"I was into Kiss.\" \"I used to run around the house with my tongue hanging out, spitting fake blood.\" \"I need to speak to them urgently.\" \"(police siren whooping)\" \"Yes, I understand, but I need the location, please.\" \"(buzzes)\" \"Hey, he's here.\" \"Turk:\" \"Let me in.\" \"Thank God it's the police.\" \"Thank God it's the police.\" \"Yeah, so where do we go?\" \"Follow me.\" \"I used to play ball a couple of blocks from here.\" \"Get the fuck out of here.\" \"When I was a kid I wasn't afraid to mix it up with guys like you.\" \"You still ain't.\" \"Yeah, nowadays I carry a gun with me.\" \"It's a bad neighborhood.\" \" It ain't bad for me.\" \" Yeah, well...\" \"Yeah, he's inside.\" \"Well, so far so good.\" \"So now that we're done with the pleasantries, what do you got for me?\" \"Rooster:\" \"He's talking.\" \" What did you think he was gonna do?\" \" Spider:\" \"How about an apology?\" \"Spider:\" \"The shit that happened to Stubby, that wasn't supposed to happen.\" \" Rooster:\" \"Lieutenant, that's a crock of shit.\" \" I lost three fucking teeth that day.\" \"He's not a civilian.\" \"He's a fucking dealer.\" \" And I kept my mouth shut.\" \" So what?\" \"You guys love those stupid gold teeth.\" \"You should thank me.\" \"Well, he's wearing a vest and Starsky and Hutch here are watching him like a couple of hawks... gay hawks.\" \" Yeah, right there, buddy.\" \" (chuckles)\" \"All right, enough bullshit.\" \"So you know our poetry boy?\" \"Just talk to me.\" \"What do you got for me?\" \" All right, here we go.\" \" Here we go.\" \"Would you please?\" \"Just 'cause the guy's talking tough, that don't mean shit.\" \"Let me ask you something, Copernicus.\" \"That gun on his belt...\" \"do you think it's a service pistol?\" \"I bet you we'll trace it back to Trager's.\" \"What do you think about that?\" \" What do you want to bet?\" \" 500 bucks.\" \" You're on.\" \" I'm in for another five.\" \"Oh, this is fun.\" \"Look, I help you, you reciprocate.\" \"So help me.\" \"All right, you might see a little bit of a cell-phone video.\" \"I got it in front of Trager's the night he bought it.\" \" You got what?\" \" I got a movie... a couple of kids back from the prom, preserving their special memories, a positive ID of you, big time.\" \" Oh, yeah?\" \"Of me?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Okay.\" \"Now you know what I'm talking about.\" \"Yeah, now I got it.\" \"Yeah, well, so how do I look?\" \"Like a poet?\" \"'Cause that's what I am, you know, a poet.\" \"All right, come on, let's go.\" \"In fact, I wrote a poem for you, Spider.\" \"Want to hear it?\" \"Eh?\" \"(cocks gun)\" \"(door crashes open)\" \"Drop your gun right now, motherfucker!\" \"Drop to the ground right now!\" \"Oh!\" \"Oh!\" \"Grease me up and...\" \"I mean, do they actually pay you two morons?\" \" Put the fucking weapon on the ground.\" \" Gladly.\" \"Gladly.\" \"Right there.\" \"Right there.\" \"There you go.\" \"Hey, you want to read my poem?\" \"Easy easy.\" \"Here, read it.\" \"\"You tried to set me up, you fucks,\" \"And this is how you do it?\" \"You thought I'd get my dick cut off,\" \"Instead you only blew it.\"\" \" (both laugh)\" \" Great stuff.\" \" What is that shit?\" \" Thank you.\" \"That is poetry.\" \"What are you doing here?\" \"Well, don't look at me, partner, but I tagged along to protect your ass and to see the look on their faces.\" \"It was worth it.\" \"We're doing our jobs here, okay?\" \"I'm not gonna apologize for that.\" \"I never want you to apologize, Teddy.\" \"There's a killer out there with a badge.\" \" What are you morons doing about it?\" \" What do you think we're doing here?\" \" That's not it.\" \" No, that's not it.\" \"I just made 1000 bucks.\" \"Where's the other gun?\" \"Give it to me.\" \"Why don't you frisk me, Sherlock?\" \"Go ahead.\" \" Frisk me, go ahead.\" \"Go ahead.\" \" Yeah, I'm gonna frisk you.\" \"Ooh, nice touch, Mary.\" \"What are you doing after work?\" \"Unless you're committed.\" \"I don't want to get in the middle of anything.\" \"What happened to your face?\" \"Your mick friend give you a little love bite?\" \" Shut the fuck up.\" \"Shut your fucking face.\" \" Hey hey hey!\" \"Whoa!\" \"I'll blow your brains out if you don't get the fuck away.\" \" What's he talking about?\" \" (all yelling)\" \" What's he talking about?\" \" What he's talking about is, just 'cause you didn't go for this doesn't mean you're not our guy.\" \" Now we gotta break this shit up.\" \" Don't translate for me, man.\" \"Rooster:\" \"Will you let this go?\" \"You fucked up, okay?\" \" We fucked up 'cause you helped him.\" \" I'm gonna nail your ass.\" \"I'm not through with you, man.\" \"Make a mistake.\" \"Rooster:\" \"I'm gonna break this stuff down, okay?\" \"You fucking dog.\" \"Relax, Spider.\" \"Come on, let's have a drink.\" \"I saw what I think is a refrigerator here.\" \"I'll be back in a second.\" \"Hey, muffinhead.\" \"Is this the person who shot you?\" \"You're sure?\" \"(chuckles)\" \"No, you're the pumpkinhead.\" \"(Spider chuckling)\" \"You miss me?\" \"\"...of death and pain,\" \"Place oneself among the slain.\" \"If one addiction goes unfed,\" \"The world is better with him dead.\"\" \"Take it easy.\" \"It's okay.\" \"It's gonna be all right.\" \"Jesus Christ, Rooster.\" \"Just move into the room.\" \"Here.\" \"Sit down.\" \"Sit down.\" \"Okay.\" \"You gotta know about this, Tom, from me.\" \"Now just open that little book, start reading.\" \"Everything you want to know is in there.\" \"So go ahead.\" \"Out loud.\" \"For the record.\" \"See the little video here?\" \"\"My name is David Fisk, Detective First Grade.\" \"I've been a cop in the NYPD for nearly 30 years.\"\" \" Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave.\" \" Tom, we've got a lot to cover and not much time to do it in, so...\" \"\"My name is David Fisk, Detective First Grade.\"\" \"My name is David Fisk.\" \"\"I've been a cop in the NYPD for nearly 30 years.\"\" \"I don't expect you to remember me.\" \"I mean, it's been a long time since you sat me on your lap and told me you loved me.\" \"\"In that time\" \"I've killed 14 people.\"\" \"Rooster:\" \"But I guarantee you're gonna remember the name for the rest of your life.\" \"\"You don't become a cop because you want to serve and protect.\" \"You join the force because they let you carry a gun and a badge.\" \"Most people respect the badge.\" \"Everybody respects the gun.\"\" \"I'm the killer.\" \"I show up at your door.\" \"Turk:\" \"What are you talking about?\" \"It's not a fucking chess game.\" \"Who knows?\" \"Maybe it is.\" \"You're making all the wrong moves.\" \"I'm gonna put two through his fucking head myself.\" \"I know it to a moral certainty.\" \"You sort of get numb to it.\" \"\"Tom Cowen was my role model.\" \"The day I stopped trying to be him was the greatest day of my life.\" \"Several years back I framed a lowlife child killer named Charles Randall.\" \"I should have known it would come back to haunt me.\"\" \"What do you want me to do with this?\" \"Is that all you got to say?\" \"I owe you this explanation, pal.\" \"Why are you telling me now?\" \"Ivan the Terrible is gonna wake up pretty soon and he's gonna ID me.\" \"Evening, Detective.\" \"You want one?\" \"It's shit, but it's better than nothing, right?\" \"I can just walk right in here.\" \"Your partner's asleep.\" \"Step outside.\" \"Did I ever pick the wrong fucking Russki to shoot?\" \"Now we're going off the record.\" \"Uh, I'm going to take the rap for the Randall gun thing.\" \"You saw that.\" \"I mean, considering the circumstances, why not?\" \"No need to thank me.\" \"That business about not being me...\" \"Yeah.\" \"I don't get that.\" \"Well, you're a great cop, Tom.\" \"I mean, you were the one\" \"I aspired to all my life and could never be.\" \"Then you broke the law, planted the gun on Randall, let me down.\" \"I lost my faith.\" \"That's when it all started.\" \"And once it did,\" \"I couldn't stop.\" \"Finally,\" \"I didn't want to.\" \"So I did my own thing.\" \"And you know what?\" \"In the end it got done.\" \"The scum went down.\" \"And that's it.\" \"That's that.\" \"I don't understand a word you said,\" \" don't understand any of it.\" \" I know you don't, Tom.\" \"As soon as I heard the Russian didn't die\" \"I knew I had to change the rules, do something that could never be undone.\" \"I went for the unforgivable.\" \"No.\" \"So what am I gonna do, my friend, partner?\" \"Arrest you?\" \"At some point I gotta call it in.\" \"We're a team.\" \"We were.\" \"Yeah, we were, a great team.\" \"That was yesterday, Dave.\" \"Today... today you're pointing a gun at me.\" \"(cocks gun) But it hasn't gone off yet.\" \"Bye, Tom.\" \" Where are you going?\" \" I don't know.\" \"To hell, I suppose.\" \" Hey, Dave, Dave.\" \" Whoa.\" \"Don't come closer!\" \" You wouldn't.\" \" You want to bet your life on it?\" \"Come on, partner, I know you.\" \"You wouldn't.\" \"(Karen cocks gun) But I would.\" \"Oh.\" \"Karen, just take it easy.\" \" Can't get me out of your mind?\" \" Shut up, Dave.\" \"You're gonna defend this lowlife piece of shit?\" \" Boy, I'm in your head.\" \" I'm not defending him.\" \"Take it easy.\" \"Fuck you, Turk.\" \"Put the gun down, Fisk.\" \" And if I don't?\" \" Dave.\" \" How about I blow your brains out?\" \" Ooh, I like the sound of that.\" \" Don't move.\" \" Karen.\" \"You blow me away, Turk dies.\" \"Is that your idea?\" \"I said don't move, you prick.\" \"Bye-bye!\" \"Give me the gun.\" \"Give me the gun.\" \"Stay here.\" \"Oh, man.\" \"Fuck.\" \" (train passing)\" \" These old locks...\" \"I mean, they're good.\" \"Dave, you've got to end this thing.\" \"End it?\" \"Put the gun down.\" \"What's your plan?\" \"Are you gonna arrest me?\" \"Are you gonna take me down to the precinct, book me, fingerprint me, body-cavity-search me?\" \"What the fuck are you gonna do?\" \"Wheel me out on the \"Geraldo\" show, a freak of the week?\" \"Or better yet, an in-depth psycho profile on \"Oprah\"?\" \"Are you ready for that?\" \"It ain't gonna fly, man.\" \"Dave, you give me no choice.\" \"You got a choice...\" \"I escape.\" \"Would you do that for me, Tom?\" \"Would you let me escape?\" \"Come on, don't do this.\" \"I'm gonna make a run for it.\" \"What do you think?\" \"You gotta do the right thing.\" \"That's a 10-10, partner... shots fired, suspect fleeing.\" \"Let's go!\" \"Come on, don't go there.\" \"Hey, partner, come on.\" \"Shots fired.\" \" Don't do this.\" \" Suspect fleeing, resisting arrest.\" \"Come on.\" \"A righteous man\" \"Before me stands,\" \"A hero in these filthy lands.\" \"A brother in arms,\" \"In heart are you.\" \"I was really hoping\" \"You'd get it too.\" \" I do get it.\" \" No, you don't.\" \"No, I get it.\" \"You know, the only thing in this life that ever gave me any satisfaction was killing those fucks.\" \"So this is for real.\" \"I mean, this one is bad.\" \"10-13.\" \"Officer down.\" \"(train passing)\" \"I ain't going anywhere, Tom.\" \"I ain't going anywhere.\" \"It's okay.\" \"3-4 squad, Central.\" \"3-4 squad, Central.\" \"10-13, officer down.\" \"184th and St. Nick's.\" \"Officer down, 10-13.\" \"Hurry hurry hurry.\" \" Dispatcher: 10-4, 4 squad...\" \" Tom, don't.\" \"Don't.\" \" Officer down.\" \"ETA six minutes.\" \" Don't.\" \"Don't.\" \"Don't.\" \"3-4 squad, Central.\" \"Dispatcher:\" \"Central.\" \"Go ahead, 4 squad.\" \"That's a 10-55 on the bus.\" \"Cancel the ambulance.\" \"Dispatcher: 10-5?\" \"Turk:\" \"Cancel the ambulance.\" \"10-55 on the bus.\" \"Cancel the ambulance.\" \" You sure on that?\" \" Sure on that.\" \"You did this, you know.\" \"I know, partner, I know.\" \"We did good, Tom.\" \"Tom, Tommy.\" \"We did good.\" \"We did good.\" \"You're a good man, Tom.\" \"You're a good man.\" \"I wish you...\" \"I wish you continued success.\" \"Some piece of work, your partner.\" \"Lights.\" \"Look, Cowen, the way we see it,\" \"Detective Fisk just closed the door on the poetry boy.\" \"Good.\" \"Whatever you say.\" \"Are we done?\" \"Yeah, we're done.\" \"(children playing)\" \"Turk's voice:\" \"My daughter called.\" \"She was upset about Rooster and worried about me.\" \"She asked me if I was likely to do something stupid and I said, \"Like what, take anger management classes or retire?\"\" \"I said I was gonna do the same old thing I always do.\" \"She said, \"Good.\" \"What else could you do?\"\" \"I said, \"Right.\"\" \"A real chip off the old block, my daughter.\" \"She said I was a cop and a good one.\" \"Funny...\" \"Rooster said the same thing.\" \"Turk:\" \"Okay, guys, let's get ready to play ball.\" \"On the count of three.\" \"Everybody in?\" \"One, two, three, explosion!\" \"(instrumental music playing)\" \"(instrumental music playing)\""} +{"text": "\"My father took these.\" \"He was a maniac for the camera.\" \"That's me.\" \"That's Felipe and Nando.\" \"That's Alex Morales, he died instantly.\" \"That's Antonio, captain of the team.\" \"After 20 years, you analyse a lot.\" \"You remember people, heroism.\" \"\"The Miracle of the Andes\", that's what they called it.\" \"Many people come up to me and say that had they been there, they surely would have died.\" \"But that makes no sense.\" \"Because until you're in a situation like that, you have no idea how you'll behave.\" \"To be affronted by solitude without decadence, or a single material thing to prostitute it elevates you to a spiritual plane... where I felt the presence of God.\" \"There's the God they taught me about at school...\" \"And there is the God that's hidden by what surrounds us in this civilisation.\" \"That's the God I met on the mountain.\" \" Could you get me some tea?\" \" Yes, sir.\" \" Want some tea?\" \" No, thanks.\" \"That's it.\" \"Come on!\" \"Give me the ball!\" \"Over here!\" \"Watch out!\" \"Where did you stay in Paris?\" \" Excuse me, please.\" \" Paris is not for you, Canessa.\" \" Why not?\" \" You're too intense.\" \"How can I justify that to the guys?\" \"He missed practice every week.\" \" He's OK.\" \" He missed the plane too.\" \"I'm team captain.\" \"I'll say what's OK.\" \"If you want to play in a rugby team, you have to give 100%.\" \"Right?\" \"Everybody to the right of the plane.\" \"Let's get it.\" \" Let me get in.\" \" Go on.\" \" Mama, look.\" \" What?\" \" The mountains are so beautiful.\" \" Don't make me look.\" \" They look like big teeth.\" \" We'll land in 20 minutes.\" \"Good.\" \"Let's talk about something else.\" \"Have a chocolate.\" \"Thank you.\" \"It's clouding up a bit.\" \" Just stay above the weather.\" \" No problem.\" \"What's more important to you?\" \"Rugby or girls?\" \" Girls.\" \"You?\" \" Girls.\" \" But when I'm playing, it's rugby.\" \" Unless girls are watching?\" \"Right.\" \"Come on, switch seats.\" \"I want to see the mountains.\" \"Don't climb on the seats, OK?\" \"Watch yourself.\" \"Uruguayan 571, cleared to 10,000ft.\" \"Thank you.\" \" Your tea, sir.\" \" Thank you.\" \"Turning on the seat belt signs.\" \"Get those kids seated.\" \"We're going to hit some weather on our approach.\" \"We'll be landing soon.\" \"Everybody, please sit down.\" \"Do you think they hear you?\" \"Come on now.\" \"Sit down.\" \" See?\" \"Now sit!\" \" Anything to calm your nerves.\" \"What's going on?\" \" Look what Alonso's doing.\" \" Ladies and gentlemen, put on your parachutes!\" \"We're jumping into the Andes!\" \" Put that down and sit down.\" \" All right, all right.\" \"Put that cigarette out.\" \" My God!\" \" You OK?\" \" Nando, is everything all right?\" \" Yes, just an air pocket.\" \"Mom, it scared me, too.\" \"Mother of God, no!\" \" Oh, shit!\" \" Full throttle.\" \"Come on!\" \"What happened?\" \"Are we supposed to fly so close to the mountains?\" \"hall Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with Thee...\" \"Power!\" \"We need more power!\" \"I can't...!\" \" Oh, man!\" \" It's stopped.\" \"Jesus!\" \"I think I'm all right.\" \"Alex?\" \" He's dead!\" \" Zerbino, are you OK?\" \"People are hurt.\" \"I've only been in med school six months.\" \" Help me out.\" \" Eduardo.\" \"Where's he going?\" \" Is Canessa OK?\" \" Yes...\" \" Where's Eduardo?\" \" He went back.\" \" Eduardo, come back.\" \" Help Canessa.\" \"Help him.\" \"Lilliana!\" \"I'm all right.\" \"I can't breathe.\" \"It's the altitude.\" \"You're OK.\" \"Just relax and breathe.\" \" What should I do?\" \" Look up there.\" \"Canessa!\" \"Help Federico.\" \" His leg is cut.\" \" I'm fine.\" \"Help the wounded.\" \" I saved us by saying hall Mary.\" \" Move out the way.\" \"What should I do?\" \" Go get some air.\" \" OK.\" \"Just sit right there.\" \"I'm going to use a handkerchief to clean your nose.\" \"Bobby!\" \"Bobby Francois!\" \" Hey, Carlitos!\" \"Smoke?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Stay with me, please.\" \"There's two dead in baggage.\" \" Please!\" \" Stay with Felipe.\" \" Easy, ma'am, easy.\" \" My legs!\" \"Yes, ma'am, I'm sorry about your legs.\" \" Roy, are you hurt?\" \" I don't know.\" \"Come on, then.\" \"Help me.\" \"Come on.\" \"Take the other side.\" \"One, two, three!\" \" Alberto.\" \" Dead.\" \"I'm not dead.\" \"Never felt worse in my life but I am not dead.\" \"All right.\" \"Let's move this stuff.\" \"Be careful!\" \"Both my legs are broken.\" \"How's Nando?\" \"I don't think so.\" \"Maybe it's just as well.\" \"His mother's dead.\" \" Please.\" \" Other people are hurt.\" \" I'll stay with you.\" \" Thank you.\" \" Got a minute?\" \" What, Pablo?\" \"It's this.\" \"Is it serious?\" \" Forget it.\" \"You're OK.\" \" You think so?\" \"Don't worry.\" \"Give a hand with this seat over here.\" \"Come on.\" \"Here.\" \"Tie it up and I'll see to it later.\" \"Water.\" \"Mama!\" \"Mama, I want to go home!\" \"I want to go home!\" \"Sit her down here.\" \" You better see the pilot.\" \" OK.\" \"Help me move her.\" \" One more try, Mrs Alfonsin.\" \" No, don't!\" \"You'll kill me!\" \"Let them do it, ma'am.\" \"They've got to do it.\" \"Maybe we shouldn't.\" \"One, two, three, pull!\" \" Stop!\" \"Stop!\" \"Stop!\" \" We're going to kill her!\" \" I gotta stop.\" \" This is horrible!\" \" All right!\" \" Don't touch it!\" \" Let's make some room in here.\" \" Watch his leg.\" \"Water.\" \"Water.\" \" Hand me some snow.\" \" Here.\" \"Where's the radio?\" \"We should call Santiago.\" \"We passed Curico.\" \"We passed Curico.\" \" My friend, the radio...\" \" My bag.\" \" How do we call Santiago?\" \" 11... 300.\" \"I got the dial. 11, 300.\" \"OK.\" \" It's dead.\" \"There's no power at all.\" \" My bag.\" \" He wants his bag.\" \" There isn't much.\" \"I don't see it.\" \"We're looking.\" \"What's in it?\" \"My gun.\" \"My gun.\" \"No, my friend, we can't be a part of that.\" \"Put this up on that side.\" \"My hands are freezing!\" \"Well, it's too late.\" \"The rescuers will never see us today.\" \" We'll have to spend the night.\" \" How will they find us?\" \"Don't worry, they will.\" \"The temperature will drop in the dark.\" \"Maybe 30, 40 degrees.\" \"We'll deal with that.\" \"Don't worry.\" \" I'm cold.\" \" The covers can be used as blankets.\" \"That's a good idea.\" \"Everybody unzip the covers to use as blankets.\" \" How's your stomach?\" \" Good.\" \"Fine.\" \"Good.\" \" Who's that?\" \" Canessa.\" \"Come on!\" \"I thought it was just a coat but there he was.\" \" Are you hurt?\" \" Identify yourself!\" \"My name is Roberto Canessa.\" \"I'm a medical student.\" \"I'm a member of the rugby team that chartered this plane.\" \"You're a member of the flight crew, aren't you?\" \"Aren't you?\" \" Yes.\" \"I'm the mechanic.\" \" Do you know how to fix radios?\" \"No.\" \" You took this coat off a girl.\" \" No!\" \" This is Anna Parrado's.\" \" Put it back on her.\" \"Take it off her again, I'll kill you.\" \" Excuse me.\" \" How you doing?\" \" I'm going to bed.\" \" That way?\" \"Come on, Eduardo.\" \"He bumped his head.\" \"Hey, Roberto?\" \" Want some wine?\" \" Thanks.\" \"Where'd you get wine?\" \"Hugo found a shitload of bottles.\" \"He thinks it was the pilot's.\" \"It would explain how he flew his plane.\" \" We're completely screwed.\" \" I don't know.\" \"Get back there and help the others.\" \"We're gonna be fine.\" \"Who are you trying to convince, Antonio?\" \"I had no premonition.\" \"So much for ESP.\" \"That was a good idea about the seat covers.\" \"Thank you.\" \" Have some wine.\" \" Thanks.\" \" Got all the covers.\" \" Put them inside.\" \"Near the front.\" \"I'm dying!\" \"My sweet God in Heaven, the pain!\" \" I'm in so much pain.\" \" It must be terrible.\" \"Calm yourself.\" \"God will take care of you.\" \"My legs!\" \"God forgive you all for not helping me!\" \"I'm in agony!\" \"Shut up!\" \"Shut up, you stupid cow, or I'll punch your face in!\" \"I swear to God, I will!\" \"Shut up!\" \" God, it's cold!\" \"It's too cold!\" \" Antonio!\" \"It's too cold.\" \"We're going to freeze.\" \"Roy!\" \"Come on, Roy.\" \"We've got to stuff up this hole.\" \"Come on, or we'll freeze to death!\" \" With what?\" \" Luggage and stuff.\" \" I'm so cold.\" \" Grab a suitcase.\" \" What are you doing?\" \" You too.\" \" I'm freezing!\" \" We've got to stuff up this hole.\" \"Help me with this seat, Rafael.\" \"Put it on the bottom with the suitcases.\" \"Give me a hand.\" \"Carlitos?\" \" Are you awake?\" \" Are you serious?\" \"Know what I think?\" \"I think Nando's not so bad.\" \" I don't know.\" \" Let's keep him warm between us.\" \"Be careful with his head.\" \"Move him over.\" \"Blanket.\" \" Hugo's trying to revive Nando.\" \" Look, I've done enough!\" \"I hate these idiots.\" \"Shut up or I'll hate you too!\" \"Leave me alone.\" \"I feel sick to my stomach.\" \"Here.\" \"Try and sleep, Javier.\" \"It's just altitude sickness.\" \"Don't be scared.\" \"Thanks.\" \" Well, we have cigarettes.\" \" Yeah.\" \"How will they find us?\" \"They must know about where we went down.\" \"Don't worry, they'll find us.\" \"What happened?\" \"You knocked your head.\" \" We crashed?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Unbelievable.\" \"He's dead.\" \"Help me move him out.\" \" He's dead?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Help move him to the back.\" \"We have to keep these out of the cabin.\" \"Come on, Carlitos, help me.\" \" How are you, Susana?\" \" My feet hurt.\" \"Anybody with a broken arm or leg should go and lay it in the snow.\" \"It'll help the swelling go down.\" \"They've gotten cold.\" \" How's that?\" \" Thank you.\" \" What's the story in here?\" \" They're both dead.\" \"You're the mechanic, right?\" \" Do you have any signal flares?\" \" No.\" \" Emergency supplies?\" \" No.\" \"Nothing like that.\" \" What's wrong with him?\" \" What's wrong with you?\" \"What about the radio?\" \" What about the radio?\" \" Can it be made to work?\" \"Not without batteries!\" \"Well, are there batteries?\" \"The batteries are in the taiI, and the tails gone!\" \"He's crazy.\" \"Anyway, it doesn't matter about the radio.\" \"They'll find us with or without a radio.\" \" Are you sure?\" \" I haven't a doubt in my mind.\" \"Who's that?\" \"The woman who was screaming all night, Mrs Alfonsin.\" \" Don't tell me it's her.\" \" What's the matter?\" \"I yelled at her, told her to shut up.\" \" We all wanted to, Carlitos.\" \" But I did.\" \"Now she's dead.\" \"I'm so ashamed.\" \" God forgive me!\" \" Take it easy.\" \"Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.\" \"Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven.\" \"Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.\" \"Lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil.\" \"Amen.\" \"Chocolate peanuts, small chocolate bars, four bottles of wine, half bottle of rum and nine crackers.\" \" How many of us?\" \" Twenty-seven.\" \" We're gonna starve.\" \" Look...\" \"This weather can't last.\" \"There'll be helicopters coming this afternoon.\" \"But we'll be careful and ration what we have.\" \"I like a big lunch.\" \"One capful of wine, one square of chocolate each.\" \" I prefer a big lunch to dinner.\" \" Come on.\" \"Form a line.\" \"Careful.\" \"Thank you for the teeny chocolate piece.\" \"You're welcome.\" \" Fill this.\" \"It's not for me.\" \" Who for?\" \" Nando.\" \" He's unconscious.\" \" He still gets a share.\" \" Give it to him.\" \"The king is generous today.\" \"Lift up his head.\" \" He looks better.\" \" Yeah.\" \"He looks fabulous.\" \" Thank God we have cigarettes.\" \" Thousands.\" \"I could smoke till my brain dries up.\" \"What's that?\" \"It's an aeroplane!\" \"It's the search party!\" \"If we can't see them, they can't see us.\" \" What is that you're humming?\" \" The Look of Love.\" \"How beautiful.\" \"I'm thinking about our children.\" \"Me too.\" \"Home.\" \"There's one of these inside the back of each chair.\" \"Snow.\" \" It'll melt and make water.\" \" You're a genius!\" \"This is terrific.\" \"Make more of these.\" \"I'll mark off a square where no one's to piss.\" \"Daniel, come help me.\" \" Antonio has dictator potential.\" \" No comment.\" \" Coche?\" \" Yeah?\" \" Play Flight of the Bumble Bee.\" \" Fuck you.\" \"To be fair to this dilemma, it is a beautiful spot.\" \"Not a tree, not a bird, not a blade of grass.\" \"Yeah, paradise.\" \" Can you help?\" \"There's things to do.\" \" Stuff it, Roy!\" \"I'll pay for the pizza if you get it.\" \" How are you doing?\" \" Let me sleep.\" \" What?\" \" Canessa, look at Nando.\" \"I think he's all right.\" \"I think he's waking up.\" \"See?\" \"I told you.\" \"Don't grind your teeth, you'll ruin your smile.\" \"Focus on me.\" \"Come on.\" \"Focus on me.\" \"Focus on me.\" \"He knows you!\" \"What happened?\" \"We crashed.\" \"My mother?\" \"She's dead.\" \"Listen!\" \"Forget her!\" \"Your sister's alive and she needs you to take care of her.\" \" Where is she?\" \" You need to rest.\" \"Where is she?\" \"Where is she?\" \"I'm here now.\" \"There's a plane!\" \"Come on!\" \" Can they see us?\" \" Of course they can!\" \"Here we are!\" \"He dipped his wings!\" \" The wings did dip!\" \"I saw it!\" \" You saw it too?\" \"I knew they would find us!\" \"I knew it!\" \"We're saved!\" \"We're going home!\" \"Pizza for everybody!\" \"We're going home, Federico!\" \" How are you guys doing?\" \" Fine.\" \"Good.\" \"Drink some of this.\" \" What about the rationing?\" \" We've been seen.\" \"Drink.\" \" Antonio's asleep.\" \" Roy's asleep too.\" \"He even sleeps to Antonio's beat.\" \"He's like his dog.\" \"Carlitos, pass the piss pot.\" \" How will they save us?\" \" Helicopters.\" \" A big plane.\" \" There's no place to land.\" \" We landed.\" \" Yeah, right!\" \"We landed like that.\" \" What is that?\" \" Chocolate.\" \" It's only got to last a day.\" \" He's right.\" \"Give me a piece.\" \"Should you be doing that?\" \"Why not?\" \"It's over.\" \"They're coming in the morning.\" \"We should wait till we see them.\" \" How are you feeling?\" \" Not bad.\" \"Time to eat?\" \"Yeah.\" \" Where are they?\" \" They're coming.\" \"It's gonna be dark soon.\" \" What the hell is this?\" \"!\" \" What's the matter?\" \"Am I losing my mind?\" \"I must be losing my mind.\" \"Who has been in this box?\" \"What pig has been in this box?\" \"Don't you know that you're playing with our lives?\" \"There's virtually nothing left!\" \"Why didn't you take a knife and slit our throats while we slept?\" \"Who was it?\" \" Who was it?\" \" It was me.\" \"I can't believe it!\" \" I thought they were picking us up.\" \" It could be a land rescue!\" \"They may have to come here on foot!\" \"It could take days, a week!\" \"We have nothing to eat!\" \"We're trapped!\" \"I know, but I thought they were coming this morning.\" \"Who are you to risk my life?\" \" Who are you against us?\" \" It wasn't just him.\" \"I did it too.\" \" Me, too.\" \" I drank wine.\" \"I ate chocolate.\" \"Everyone did except for maybe Javier and Lilliana.\" \" I only didn't because I'm nauseous.\" \" Not to me!\" \"Am I the leader of this group?\" \" I don't know.\" \"Are you?\" \" I'm the captain of the team.\" \"Is this still a team or a bunch of cut-throats after each other?\" \"Answer me!\" \" Shall we take a vote?\" \" We don't need to.\" \"You're leader.\" \"Answer me this, Antonio.\" \"If they saw us, even if it is a land rescue, why haven't they dropped supplies?\" \"They could have done that.\" \"They would have done that by now.\" \"I have an idea to build two hammocks for Federico and Alberto.\" \"It would be better for their legs.\" \"You gonna help me, Zerbino?\" \" Sure.\" \" I'll help too.\" \"I saw some poles and straps.\" \"I'm sure we can do it.\" \"It's been five days.\" \"This is the fifth day.\" \"I'm hungry.\" \" Lift it up.\" \" OK.\" \"Just like new.\" \"OK, we need two more belts.\" \" Look!\" \"It's a radio!\" \" I wish it were a transmitter.\" \" Does it work?\" \" I hear static.\" \"Give it to Antonio right away before he starts yelling.\" \" Will we get this done before dark?\" \" Sure.\" \"I can hear something.\" \"We'll have to make an aerial.\" \"Where are the planes?\" \"Where are the planes?\" \"!\" \" How is she?\" \" I don't know.\" \"She's asleep.\" \"And how are you, Nando?\" \"Me?\" \"Fine.\" \"Don't worry.\" \"No helicopters yet.\" \" She's dying.\" \" You can't know that.\" \"And when she's dead, I'm gonna climb out of these goddamned mountains, back to my father, back to my room in my house.\" \" How?\" \"You'll freeze.\" \" Not if I wear enough clothes.\" \"You'd starve to death.\" \"You can't climb a mountain on a piece of chocolate and a sip of wine.\" \"Then I'll cut some meat off the pilots.\" \"After all, they got us into this mess.\" \" How you doing?\" \" OK.\" \"You?\" \"I'm better.\" \"At least I'm off the floor.\" \" Right.\" \" How's your leg?\" \"I don't know.\" \"Mine are bad.\" \"It'll be OK.\" \"Have you looked at Alberto's legs?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Alberto's legs are much worse than mine.\" \"Alberto and you both have problems.\" \"Let me tell you something, Roberto.\" \"My name is Federico Aranda and I will return.\" \"Alberto's in much worse shape than me.\" \"We've got to keep an eye on him.\" \"Shut up!\" \"Shut up!\" \"Don't talk that way!\" \"All I said was...\" \" Don't say it again.\" \" What's happening?\" \"Antonio heard on the radio that no planes have seen us.\" \"Yet.\" \" It looks bad.\" \" Shut up!\" \" We have to climb, find the taiI.\" \" The batteries are in the taiI.\" \"We can work the transmitter, call for help.\" \"We've got to do something.\" \"We're going to starve.\" \"Tomorrow, we climb.\" \" How much further is it?\" \" Come on!\" \" Come on!\" \" I can't!\" \"I'm dying for a breath.\" \"Come on.\" \"Let's take one more push.\" \"Let's do it!\" \"That's it.\" \"Grab my feet.\" \"Hold on to them!\" \" Got you!\" \" Hold on!\" \"Pull me up!\" \"Pull me up!\" \"That was terrible.\" \"I could use some oxygen.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Me, too.\" \"We're gonna have to go back.\" \"This is harder than I thought.\" \"I'm so weak.\" \" Know what Nando said?\" \" What?\" \"He said if he gets too weak, he'll eat one of the pilots.\" \"You know, for crashing the plane.\" \"We better get back.\" \"When the sun drops, we'll freeze.\" \"Pilot said we'd just passed it.\" \"There, well into Chile.\" \"Where did you find the map?\" \" I found it.\" \" He's made a science of it.\" \"This valley opens only to the east.\" \"It leads deeper into the mountains.\" \"The way out of the mountains is to the west.\" \"To the west is Chile.\" \"Over here are the green valleys of Chile.\" \" Forget that.\" \" Alberto has a map.\" \"It'll take more than a map to get out.\" \"A little hill kicked our asses.\" \"Who'll climb a mountain, Superman?\" \"At this altitude with no food, we're weak as kittens.\" \"I'll tell you right now.\" \"Either we're saved or we're dead.\" \"The time has come.\" \"No more bullshit.\" \"We've got to pray, man.\" \"Let's say the rosary.\" \"I'm not saying the rosary, Carlitos.\" \"I'm an agnostic.\" \"Don't say it, then.\" \"See if God saves you.\" \"Anybody else want to roll the dice that way, fine!\" \"hall Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with Thee.\" \"Blessed art thou amongst women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.\" \"Holy Mary, mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death.\" \"Amen.\" \"I'm not God, you know?\" \"I can't save you.\" \"I can't be responsible.\" \"I tried because I'm captain, but who could do this?\" \"Who has the strength?\" \"Don't be a fool.\" \"That's right, you're not God.\" \"Don't take so much on and you won't feel so bad.\" \"Everybody knows you've done plenty to keep us together.\" \"I can't help it.\" \"I think of my mother.\" \"I think about my children.\" \"It's the same for me.\" \" And you'll see them again.\" \" I know I will.\" \"I know I will.\" \"Susana's dead.\" \"My sister's dead.\" \"I'm sorry, Nando.\" \"I'll keep her by me tonight, and tomorrow I'll take her out.\" \"She won't need her coat.\" \"I can't believe it, Roy.\" \"I can't believe it.\" \"They've called off the search.\" \"They've given up.\" \"They think we're dead.\" \"I'll kill you!\" \"I'll kill you!\" \"You promised me!\" \"What's going on?\" \"I heard on the radio.\" \"They called off the search.\" \"Get up.\" \"Better go tell the others.\" \"I can't.\" \"It'll kill everybody's hope.\" \"What's so great about hope?\" \"Daniel!\" \"Get everybody together.\" \"All right, all right.\" \"Is everybody here?\" \"Yeah, we're all here.\" \"OK.\" \"Listen, I got something to tell you.\" \"Good news, they called off the search.\" \"How is that good news?\" \"Cos it means we're going to get out of here on our own.\" \"We're gonna save ourselves.\" \"Chile's to the west, right?\" \" That's right.\" \" He's crazy!\" \"It won't work.\" \"When we climbed, we had no strength.\" \" It's true.\" \" That's cos you had no food.\" \"If the search is off, we're alone and we've got to eat!\" \"Eat what?\" \" The dead?\" \" No.\" \"He means we should eat the dead.\" \"That's right.\" \"We should eat the dead.\" \"It's what we've got to face.\" \" Nando's right.\" \" I can't believe this!\" \"You too, Roberto?\" \"You're talking about eating people!\" \"I'm talking about eating meat so we don't die.\" \" I couldn't do it.\" \" It's disgusting.\" \"It's disgusting, so what?\" \"If my wound needed washing, you'd do it even if it was disgusting.\" \"But I wouldn't eat you.\" \" Shut up!\" \" Sorry.\" \"Do you believe we have a soul that leaves our body?\" \" I don't know.\" \"I'm not a priest!\" \" OK.\" \" I don't want to talk about it.\" \" We have to.\" \"We're starving.\" \"If the soul leaves, the body is a carcass.\" \"This is the beginning of the end.\" \"What's out there in the snow is just meat, Antonio.\" \"Food.\" \"I won't do it.\" \"I'd rather die.\" \"I fear God's judgement if I do that.\" \"He put us here.\" \"Maybe he did, to see what we'd do, to see if we'd remain civilised.\" \" God doesn't care...\" \" How the hell do you know?\" \"Let Tintin speak.\" \"He never says anything.\" \"I always thought God wants us to reason, struggle to live.\" \" At any price?\" \" No.\" \"We shouldn't murder innocents to live.\" \"What will happen to our innocence if we survive as cannibals?\" \" I'm sorry, but I can't do it.\" \" I'm with you.\" \"I don't think I could.\" \"How could we go back to our families?\" \"You could go back alive.\" \"I think they'd prefer that.\" \"Are you ready to go out and cut flesh from a human body and eat it?\" \"None of us can decide a thing like this.\" \" We're alone here.\" \" We could be on the moon.\" \"There must've been situations like this before, the first people.\" \"I don't know.\" \"There's nothing left for us to do but pray.\" \"So?\" \"They're going to pray.\" \"They'll decide in the morning.\" \"What have we done that God now asks us to eat our dead friends' bodies?\" \"What would they have thought?\" \"I don't know.\" \" I can't sleep.\" \" Don't waste the battery.\" \"I know that if I died, if my dead body could help you stay alive, I'd want you to use it.\" \"If I do die and you don't eat me, I'll come back and kick your ass!\" \"That's a good one.\" \"Take my hand and pledge with me.\" \"Whoever dies, agrees... use my body as food.\" \" All right.\" \" I pledge...\" \" I agree.\" \" Me, too.\" \" I'm in...\" \" Me, too.\" \"I'm thinking.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Can you just promise, if you eat me, that you clean your plates?\" \"God bless you all.\" \" How's your stomach?\" \" Fine.\" \"Let me see.\" \" Looks great.\" \" Told you.\" \"You should be dead.\" \" So what do you think, Tintin?\" \" I think we should eat.\" \"If we do this, we'll never be the same again.\" \"It's like Communion.\" \"From their death, we live.\" \"People will understand.\" \"This should be good for the cutting.\" \"All right.\" \"Give me that.\" \"It's very difficult to cut.\" \"The meat's almost frozen.\" \"I'm going to eat this piece.\" \"Somebody take this.\" \"Someone take this and eat it.\" \"Come on!\" \"I tell you, if I have meat in my belly, I intend to do something.\" \"Where were you?\" \" You didn't take from my sister?\" \" No.\" \"It wasn't a woman.\" \"I don't know who it was.\" \"How are the others eating?\" \" One by one.\" \" Good.\" \"I'll do what I can.\" \"I'm strong when I'm strong.\" \"When I'm not, it's your turn.\" \"God, she was so beautiful.\" \"Son of a bitch!\" \"They went without me?\" \"You can't go till you eat.\" \" They've gone to look for the taiI.\" \" The batteries!\" \"To work the radio!\" \"Can't see them any more.\" \"Look at that!\" \"Tonight, we pray for the climbers, that they come back to us.\" \" So you pray too, Fito.\" \" I told you, I'm an agnostic.\" \"hall Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with Thee.\" \"Blessed art thou amongst women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb...\" \"Eat this.\" \"Eat it!\" \"You think they're OK?\" \"No.\" \"The way they were dressed...\" \"Had to be 35, 40 below last night.\" \"They're dead.\" \" It's the sun.\" \" No, we're dreaming.\" \"What...?\" \"It's the sun.\" \"Thank God!\" \"Look!\" \"It's a seat from the plane!\" \"It's heavy.\" \"Help me!\" \"Ready?\" \"Go!\" \"He must've burned.\" \"What are you doing?\" \"I'm taking his wallet and things for his mother.\" \"There's more over here.\" \"This accounts for those that are still missing.\" \"Altogether three.\" \" My feet are starting to freeze.\" \" We should go back.\" \"Do you want to try something?\" \"Why does it smell so bad even after you clean it?\" \"It's the infection.\" \"I'll clean it again tonight.\" \"Don't look so downhearted, Roberto.\" \"Take a lesson from Alberto.\" \"Nothing stops him.\" \"I have abandoned the Church of Rome in favour of Utopia.\" \"Good for you, Alberto.\" \"And for my part, my name is Federico Aranda and I will return.\" \"How is Federico?\" \"He has gangrene, I think.\" \"I know Alberto does.\" \"Look at this!\" \"Look at this!\" \"Watch out!\" \"Watch out!\" \"They didn't die, Roberto.\" \"Anything is possible.\" \"There was a piece of the wing.\" \"The taiI must be up there somewhere.\" \"Here's the plan.\" \"We pick a team to go after the taiI.\" \" I'll go.\" \" Me, too.\" \"We give the team the biggest rations and warmest clothes.\" \"Then in a week, we go find the batteries and start the transmitter.\" \" It gets cold up there.\" \" I couldn't do it again.\" \"Me neither.\" \"I need more money.\" \"Here.\" \"I wish we could have a fire every night, and that someone would go for pizza.\" \" I'll pay if you go.\" \" No, I insist.\" \"I'll pay, you go.\" \"I feel God has taken care of us.\" \"Don't you feel it?\" \"A sense of fate?\" \"I feel a sense of fate.\" \"I wanted you all to know... if I die, you have my permission...\" \"You can eat me.\" \"If anybody could hear this!\" \"Sit down, Antonio.\" \"Coche, it's too bad you didn't play the cello!\" \" What?\" \" I've decided something.\" \" What's that, sweetie?\" \" I want to have another baby.\" \"This experience...\" \"It's made me feel the miracle of life so deeply.\" \"It's not that, my dear.\" \"It's just that you're not eating.\" \"If you don't eat, how will you live?\" \"You're right.\" \"I'll eat some.\" \"I'll do it.\" \"I'll eat tomorrow.\" \"Yeah.\" \"I'll eat tomorrow...\" \"God bless you.\" \" Where is everyone?\" \" I don't know.\" \"Shine the light over here.\" \"Avalanche!\" \"I can't see!\" \"You all right?\" \"Who is it?\" \"Help!\" \" Here's somebody!\" \"Here's somebody!\" \" Go, go, go!\" \"Hold on!\" \"I'll get...\" \"Lilliana!\" \"Help me!\" \"For God's sake, help me get my wife!\" \"Please don't take her from me now!\" \"He's breathing.\" \"Nando!\" \" Keep digging.\" \"Please, Nando!\" \" Get him out!\" \"Pull!\" \"Pull him out!\" \"Eight are dead.\" \"Eight of us are dead.\" \"We can't go out.\" \"There's a blizzard.\" \"Let me see.\" \"Listen, today is Rafael's birthday.\" \" So?\" \" We've got to observe his birthday.\" \"Happy birthday to you\" \"Happy birthday, dear Rafael\" \"Happy birthday to you\" \"Make a wish.\" \"A wish?\" \"I just wish this was over.\" \" It's still snowing.\" \" It's a blizzard.\" \"You're not gonna believe this.\" \" What?\" \" Today is my birthday.\" \"Happy birthday, dear Carlitos\" \"I love you all so much.\" \"Happy birthday to you\" \"And my wish... my wish...\" \"Tonight, we say the rosary for the living and for life itself.\" \"That we have survived a plane crash, starvation and an avalanche...\" \"And tonight, Fito, no more kidding.\" \"You've got to pray with us.\" \"I'm not saying no rosary, Carlitos.\" \"I'm an agnostic.\" \" What's that?\" \" My God, it's another avalanche!\" \"hall Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with Thee.\" \"Blessed art thou amongst women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb...\" \"Light.\" \"Good morning, Carlitos.\" \"Good morning, my friends.\" \"Do you know what today is?\" \" No.\" \"What?\" \" Today is my father's birthday.\" \"My father is an artist, a painter and a bit of a madman.\" \"And now in my heart, I do believe I'll see him again.\" \" Do you feel it?\" \" What?\" \"God.\" \"God is everywhere today.\" \"Over here!\" \"I'm here!\" \"This is where the dead were.\" \"Gone under the snow now.\" \"It's about the closest they'll get to a burial.\" \" I'm worried about Eduardo.\" \" Why?\" \"He's losing his spirit.\" \" When are we going?\" \" Fifteenth.\" \" The fifteenth passed by.\" \" The fifteenth of next month.\" \"That's too long.\" \"Winter's ending, nights'll get shorter.\" \"We'll have a chance.\" \" Why are you crying?\" \" Because I am so close to God.\" \"It's OK.\" \"So beautiful.\" \"It's beautiful.\" \"Wake up, please.\" \"Wake up, everyone.\" \"My name is Federico Aranda, and I have to tell you that Alberto Antuna, a brave boy, is dead.\" \"He was 21 years old.\" \"Eternal rest grant unto them, O Lord.\" \"Let perpetual light shine upon them.\" \"May they rest in peace.\" \"Amen.\" \" This should be enough to eat.\" \" We should wait a few more days.\" \" Why?\" \" It'll be warmer.\" \"I waited.\" \"On the 15th and 16th, you said the weather was no good.\" \"I've been waiting on you for four weeks.\" \"Put your pack on, this is it.\" \"All right.\" \"How are you doing, Federico?\" \"Very well, Nando.\" \"Good luck on your journey.\" \"Thank you.\" \"They tell me you won't eat, Javier.\" \"It's up to you if you want to get out of here.\" \"Perhaps...\" \"Forget your wife!\" \"Forget her!\" \"Remember your living children!\" \"Will you eat?\" \"I'll eat.\" \"Good.\" \" Stay well, Federico.\" \"Pray for me.\" \" I will.\" \"We'll find the taiI and bring the batteries.\" \" And if you don't?\" \" We keep going.\" \" Where?\" \"Through the mountains?\" \" We'll find the taiI.\" \" Got the radio out?\" \" Just about.\" \"There's a lot of wires.\" \" We'll figure it out.\" \" All right, Eduardo, see these?\" \" Little shoes.\" \" Little red shoes.\" \"Take this one.\" \"When these are a pair again, you're going to be going home.\" \"All right?\" \"All right.\" \"Let's do it!\" \"Where'd you learn about transmitters?\" \"I didn't.\" \"I helped my cousins put together their stereos.\" \" Now I'm the radio man.\" \" Our lives depend on this.\" \"Who asked you?\" \"Don't upset me!\" \"I'm emotional as it is.\" \" Come on.\" \"Leave him alone.\" \" Let's go.\" \"Wait till you see...\" \"You're not gonna believe it!\" \"Chocolate!\" \"Sweaters!\" \"Clean underwear!\" \"A comic book I haven't read!\" \"Toothpaste!\" \"Delicious!\" \"This is a pretty good story.\" \"Maybe we should just keep walking tomorrow.\" \"What?\" \"We take the batteries back and send an SOS.\" \"That's it.\" \"All this time, the taiI was three hours away.\" \"Maybe we should just walk to Chile.\" \"What?\" \"You're talking shit.\" \"We don't have the equipment.\" \"We would die.\" \"No, we bring the batteries back and transmit an SOS.\" \"That's it.\" \"One, two, three...\" \"That isn't going to work.\" \" I don't know.\" \" We should walk...\" \"I'm not killing myself walking into the mountains.\" \"It's a stupid...\" \"All right.\" \"This is what we'll do.\" \" We'll bring the radio here.\" \" We can't hook up a radio.\" \" We'll bring Roy.\" \" I don't want to go.\" \" We know nothing about radios.\" \" I don't either!\" \"I don't know what these wires are!\" \"I only built a stereo!\" \" We had a booklet.\" \" You're going!\" \"You take it.\" \"You're smarter than me!\" \"I don't want to go up in the snow.\" \"I don't want to go!\" \"How much further is it?\" \"We've been walking a long time!\" \"I don't have any strength, you know?\" \"I feel sick and weak.\" \" I wish he'd shut up.\" \" This was your idea.\" \" Careful!\" \" Sorry.\" \"Burn something else.\" \"It'll be dark soon.\" \"I'm going to wrap this round my legs to be warm.\" \" Goddamn it!\" \" That was you.\" \"Why don't you give up?\" \"We'll make a fire.\" \"Tintin, let's make a fire.\" \"This stuff worked good.\" \"I feel snug as a bug.\" \" What should we do?\" \" Fix the radio.\" \" If we can't?\" \" It won't work.\" \" When it does, no thanks to you!\" \" I never said...!\" \"If it doesn't work, what should we do?\" \"Tintin?\" \"I don't know.\" \"Whatever you two decide.\" \"Mister Switzerland!\" \" If the radio doesn't work, we...\" \" I'm not climbing those mountains!\" \"Then I'll go without you.\" \"You'll die.\" \"You'll freeze to death.\" \"No, I won't.\" \"There's enough of this stuff here to make a sleeping bag.\" \"Look at this!\" \"Look.\" \"Look at that cake.\" \"Are we going the right way?\" \"I think so.\" \" Come on!\" \" I can't!\" \" You know you can!\" \" Leave me!\" \"We've got to keep going!\" \"If we get caught in this at dark, we're dead.\" \" Go ahead!\" \" What about Roy?\" \"You go on.\" \"I'll get Roy to the plane!\" \" I told you winter wasn't over!\" \" Leave me!\" \" Come on!\" \" I can't walk!\" \"I can't carry you.\" \"You'll kill us both!\" \"I can't!\" \"What do you mean you can't?\" \"You piece of shit!\" \"You can't tell me you can't do it!\" \"Get up and walk ten steps.\" \" Get up and walk!\" \" All right!\" \"It's them!\" \" Did the radio work?\" \" No.\" \" Where's Nando?\" \" I don't know.\" \"Come on!\" \"Come on!\" \" Here!\" \" Thanks.\" \"Didn't you see him?\" \"Federico's dead!\" \" No good.\" \" What do you mean no good?\" \"Try to sleep.\" \" He's bad.\" \" What's the matter with him?\" \"Are you surprised?\" \"How long can people live like this?\" \"Carlitos says the sleeping bag's ready.\" \" No.\" \" Yes.\" \"It's time to go.\" \"We almost died in that storm.\" \"Winter's not over!\" \"Listen to me.\" \"You have the will, but I have the brains.\" \"I say wait till the bag's ready.\" \" The bag is ready!\" \" It's not ready!\" \"Rafael's dead.\" \"It's time to go, Roberto.\" \"It's time.\" \"Before we turn into animals.\" \"All right.\" \"I still got the shoe!\" \"I still got mine.\" \" God be with you.\" \"You'll be OK.\" \" Thanks.\" \" Wait!\" \" Carlitos, let them go.\" \"I forgot to say I had a dream last night, a tremendous premonition.\" \"I saw green fields and flowers.\" \"I could smell the grass.\" \"Your expedition will succeed.\" \"Don't forget the pizza!\" \"Here you go.\" \"That looks like a good place to camp, right up there.\" \"I think this is the top.\" \" Maybe this leads somewhere.\" \" Be careful.\" \"Help, please!\" \"You'll fall too!\" \"Hang on!\" \"Give me the strap!\" \"I'll get you.\" \"Now hold on!\" \"Hold on!\" \"You got me?\" \" Hold on!\" \" I got you.\" \"Hurry!\" \" You got me?\" \" Yes.\" \" Hurry up!\" \" Hang on!\" \"Now get me up!\" \"Grab hold of me.\" \"Pull yourself!\" \"Go over me!\" \"So what do you think?\" \"You want to try the other way?\" \" You ready, Roberto?\" \" You see that line?\" \" That's a road.\" \" I can't see anything.\" \"Do you see it, Tintin?\" \"I see a line.\" \"I don't know if it's a road.\" \" I think we should go back.\" \" Go back?\" \"!\" \"Yeah.\" \"This mountain's too high.\" \" What do we do if we go back?\" \" Go to the road.\" \" It might be a road, it might not.\" \" I've the best eyes.\" \"That's a road.\" \" I'm going back.\" \" I'm going on.\" \" What are you going to do, Tintin?\" \" I don't know.\" \"How about this?\" \"We leave the stuff with you, we go to the top and see.\" \" Will you wait for us, Roberto?\" \" All right.\" \"Then I'm going back.\" \"I'm going to see a valley, a river.\" \"I'm going to see green trees and hills.\" \"Go back and get Canessa.\" \"Tell him it's going to be all right.\" \"Tell him to come up and see for himself.\" \" Nando's at the top.\" \" Did you get there?\" \"No, but he says it's marvellous.\" \"I have to rest.\" \"Mountains!\" \"Nothing but mountains.\" \"We've had it!\" \"We've completely had it!\" \"No, we haven't.\" \"Going through these mountains somewhere, there's a green valley.\" \"See those mountains?\" \"There's no snow on them.\" \"They must be 50 miles away.\" \"You think you can walk 50 miles?\" \" If we have to, we will.\" \" I can't.\" \" Yes, you can.\" \" I can't.\" \"I'm not as strong as you.\" \"You know what it is that we've lived this long, the way we have?\" \"70 days?\" \"That we climbed up here?\" \"Know what it is?\" \"It's impossible.\" \"It's impossible and we did it.\" \"I know.\" \"I'm proud to be a man on a day like this - alive!\" \"That I lived to see it, and see it in such a place, take it in!\" \"I love you, man!\" \"Look!\" \"It's magnificent.\" \"It's God.\" \"It'll carry us over every stone, I swear!\" \"I swear to you.\" \"We'll get Tintin.\" \"We'll send him back to the plane and take his extra food.\" \"You see?\" \"You see where the sun's going to set?\" \"That way's west.\" \"And to the west are the green valleys of Chile.\" \"We're gonna die, you know?\" \"Maybe.\" \"But if we die, we're gonna die walking.\" \"Good luck!\" \"We're going home!\" \"And so we were saved.\" \"Nando and Canessa breached the Andes and we were saved.\" \"Later, a group went back and buried the bodies.\" \"They built a rough stone altar by the grave, and over it they placed an iron cross.\" \"There's nothing more I can tell you.\" \"We were brought together by a grand experience.\""} +{"text": "\"Who is it?\" \"The Santa Klaus\" \"Merry Christmas\" \"Oh, sorry.\" \"I didn't recognize you\" \"And you must be Krysia, right?\" \"Well, Krysia, this is for you\" \"A small gift\" \"And you're Antos, aren't you?\" \"There's something for you, too Yes and this is for Basia\" \"Why, thank you\" \"Yes, let me see now Here's something for mummy\" \"Isn't it nice!\" \"Thank you\" \"Thank you\" \"Do you really think we'll go?\" \"We'll try\" \"Thank you\" \"She's in her room\" \"Is she feeling bad?\" \"Merry Christmas, Aunt\" \"Ewa?\" \"My dear Ewa\" \"My you done your homework?\" \"Yes, Aunt\" \"The maths, too?\" \"Yes, Aunt\" \"I was always very good at maths\" \"I thought you'd come with what's-his-name, er, Edward\" \"Yes\" \"Merry Christams once more\" \"The kids will never forget this Chirstman the Santa klaus and the midnight mass\" \"Oh yes, it's been as before\" \"Yes?\" \"What?\" \"I don't know\" \"It seems someone's trying to steal our car\" \"I'll be back soon\" \"Where's my home?\" \"Where's my home\" \"It seems you forgot to wish me merry Christmas once again\" \"What do you want?\" \"It's the Christmas Eve\" \"Tell me.\" \"What do you want?\" \"Edward's missing\" \"What?\" \"He's gone\" \"Ewa\" \"Went out in the morning and never came back we've got the find him\" \"It's the Christmas Eve\" \"I'm sorry\" \"Ewa\" \"All right.\" \"I'll go with you\" \"What have you told your wife?\" \"That someone was trying to steal the car\" \"Let me have the keys\" \"Join me behind the corner\" \"It's been stolen\" \"Somebody's seen it in Wislostrada street\" \"You call the police and I'll try to catch a taxi\" \"Is it worth your while?\" \"The car earns our living doesn't it?\" \"We attended the midnight mass\" \"No, I didn't\" \"I saw you there\" \"Ah, all right, let's forget it\" \"I've checked everywhere with friends, with the police\" \"Where to?\" \"Where would you go if your wife disappeared?\" \"I don't know.\" \"To the hospital the emergency department\" \"The emergency service's in Banacha street tonight\" \"Do you have emergency service tonight, Doctor?\" \"Not today.\" \"Yesterday\" \"I've made a mistake\" \"What about today?\" \"Which hospital has?\" \"Whom are you trying to find?\" \"A husband\" \"Your husband, sir?\" \"No.\" \"Mine\" \"That you, Jurek?\" \"Hello.\" \"Do you happen to have a patient.\" \"His name?\" \"Garus\" \"By the name of Garus\" \"How old is he?\" \"Thiryt-eight\" \"Yes, Garus.\" \"Thirty-eight\" \"No, there's a female here looking for her husband\" \"When was he brought to you?\" \"When did he leave home?\" \"At noon\" \"It doesn't seem to be him he left home at noon.\" \"Yeah\" \"They have a casualty No legs, no papers\" \"But taht was before eleven the Praga hospital\" \"Shall I put the light off?\" \"No, thanks.\" \"I'm on duty\" \"It's his car\" \"And his scarf\" \"I'll leave it here He might be cold when he's back\" \"He can hardly be back if he has no legs anymore\" \"You'd better leave a sandwich for him, too.\" \"He might be hungry when he's back\" \"Go on, it's very funny\" \"Gladly\" \"Why don't we go to bed together you and me?\" \"In a hotel\" \"And then you could call him to tell him the number fo our room\" \"I...\" \"I didn't call him\" \"You wanted to be through with me and to go home\" \"And to be left in peace\" \"I didn't call him\" \"He told me.\" \"You didn't say who was calling, I admit\" \"Ewa\" \"I didn't call him.\" \"Believe me\" \"I'm not\" \"Nothing to choose between all of you\" \"O. K., forget it\" \"Take me to the praga hospital, please\" \"The fellow with his legs cut off\" \"Ewa.\" \"There there, Ewa\" \"No, let me have a look\" \"It's isn't him\" \"I'd like ti to be him\" \"or you\" \"Many a time I imagined both of you run over by a truck the face squashed by the tires\" \"I once saw you in my dream\" \"your neck was broken\" \"I could see your tongue protruding\" \"I just looked at you and laughed\" \"I wonder who's had a spite aganist this one here who's going to be glad\" \"It's the police\" \"So what?\" \"You're driving a stolen car Did you call them?\" \"Hold on\" \"Hey, Andrzej this is that stolen car\" \"They're following us\" \"Got any papers?\" \"Yes\" \"Then yu'd better slow down\" \"Drive slowly\" \"Get out of the car\" \"Put out hands on the roof\" \"All right...\" \"This your car, Mister?\" \"This car's been reported stolen\" \"We've only just found it Abandoned in Wislostrada street had a drink?\" \"I haven't had the time\" \"Like driving fast, eh?\" \"You're lucky it's the Christman Eve tonight\" \"He was right.\" \"I was driving too fast\" \"You could have wrecked the car and killed me and yourself\" \"Shall we have another try?\" \"Do you want it?\" \"Fasten the belts\" \"Got enough?\" \"We were to go home\" \"All right\" \"Your car isn't here\" \"Are you getting out?\" \"He couldn't have left the car before noon\" \"Why?\" \"It was snowing in the afternnon\" \"But the car had no snow on it\" \"You know, I mean that snow cap\" \"It started snowing at five pm\" \"Well, I don't know\" \"I say, what if he's at home?\" \"We shouldn't go in together\" \"Wait here\" \"If he isn't there I'll come out to the balcony\" \"If I don't come out in five minutes drive home\" \"Ewa\" \"In case he's there, good-bye\" \"Bye\" \"Hallo\" \"Emergency service\" \"There's been an accident A man has fainted\" \"Yes?\" \"He's lying at the bus stop\" \"May I have the address, please?\" \"It's at the corner of Fulawsha and Walbrzyska streets\" \"The City way\" \"Perhaps he's drunk?\" \"No.\" \"He's sober.\" \"We have his papers\" \"His name?\" \"Edward Garus\" \"Born in 1949\" \"Your name, please?\" \"Anna Tatarkiewicz\" \"Thank you I'm sending the ambulance over\" \"He isn't there\" \"Like I told you...\" \"He isn't\" \"Why don't you take off your coat?\" \"I'd rather not.\" \"I'm freezing\" \"Want some tea?\" \"Yeah\" \"I didn't phone Edward that night three years ago\" \"I didn't.\" \"It's nonsense to say I did\" \"That was important to me\" \"You were important\" \"If you really want to know\" \"I...\" \"I loved you\" \"And I wanted to change everything\" \"When we were getting dressed\" \"and he was standing there with his back to us\" \"You didn't even look at me once\" \"I took you by the hand\" \"But you tore yourself away\" \"Then he said,\" \"Now that we're both dressed\" \"you can choose\" \"You can stay or go\" \"And added he was going\" \"And you followed him without a word\" \"Yes.\" \"It was like that\" \"Yeah\" \"Edward made still another condition\" \"I could follow him if I would never meet you again\" \"Yes\" \"And you said\" \"I have no intention to see him\" \"And then I answered, all right That's how it happened\" \"Give me your hand\" \"The poor boy whom nobody loved or understood\" \"You're right\" \"It was all my fault\" \"But you seem to have landed well don't you?\" \"You're the same as before aren't you?\" \"You went at it hammer and tongs to straighten things\" \"You're a good husband and father you provide well for your family\" \"And you never forget to collect the laundry\" \"Let me go\" \"I'll be glad to Your hands stink of petrol\" \"Did you ever think what happened after we left that hotel?\" \"How I was feeling?\" \"What I felt when we watched some love story on TV and he looked at me all the time instead of the screen?\" \"I never made love to him since that night\" \"Do you hear?\" \"What are you doing?\" \"Nothing special... washing my hands\" \"It's the Christmas Eve\" \"I'm sorry\" \"I lied to you\" \"I do sleep with him, quite normally\" \"This to to us\" \"To us\" \"It's him\" \"At the wrong moment again\" \"How about the second verse?\" \"This is all we know\" \"Special night rates\" \"Thank you.\" \"Merry Christmas\" \"Thank you.\" \"Best wishes\" \"Has he grown a beard?\" \"I mean, Edward?\" \"No, not at all\" \"We're breaking the wafer as if forgetting what we're really doing here\" \"Let's go\" \"Where to?\" \"The emergency service or the railway station\" \"Yes, the railway station\" \"Just a second longer, O. K.?\" \"Is this the emergency service?\" \"Could you tell me if a Mr. Garus\" \"Edward Garus has been brought to you?\" \"Born 1949\" \"Ah, I see.\" \"And do you receive notifications from all over Warsaw\" \"A notification?\" \"Where was it?\" \"And?\" \"Thank you very much\" \"I phoned the emergency service there's been a notification\" \"A notification?\" \"Yes.\" \"Somebody reported him lying in Pulawska street\" \"When the ambulance arrived he wasn't there anymore\" \"What do you mean?\" \"He wasn't there, that's all\" \"They say it's usually like that with drunks\" \"They told me to check at the sobering-up station\" \"Where's my home?\" \"Where's my home?\" \"Where it is?\" \"Let me see, Garus\" \"Garus\" \"A Jew?\" \"No\" \"We had a Garus once, back in 1979 He was a Jew\" \"Do you have cards with particulars of all your patients?\" \"Yes.\" \"Perhpas he's one of those who's been brought in today\" \"Better have a look at them\" \"Ah, they've gone to sleep\" \"Just look at them dancing\" \"What about this one?\" \"Or that one?\" \"Stop it!\" \"Stop it, will you!\" \"Can't you see they're cold?\" \"You deserve to be put in there you bum\" \"Just try.\" \"Come on, try it!\" \"Let's dance.\" \"Come on!\" \"It doesn't make any sense to go on looking\" \"I'm going home\" \"Where shall I take you?\" \"I wrecked your car\" \"And ruined your Christman Eve\" \"Not at all.\" \"It was very nice\" \"Come with me to the railway station, please\" \"Are you on duty at the TV sets?\" \"Yes\" \"I keep falling asleep That's why I'm skating\" \"We're looking for Has there been an accident perhaps\" \"No\" \"Do you remember a man wearing a short sheepskin coat?\" \"A jacket actually?\" \"He comes here quite often Never goes anywhere\" \"I don't know\" \"Who's this man?\" \"Edward\" \"And the woman?\" \"His wife\" \"And these are his children\" \"He's living in Cracow\" \"For nearly three years now\" \"For three years?\" \"Nearly, I lied a lot tonight\" \"But why?\" \"I don't know\" \"Do you know a game\" \"You say to yourself\" \"If the person who appears from behind the corner is a man\" \"I'll be lucky\" \"If it's a woman, it means bad luck\" \"I know it\" \"I played that game tonight\" \"I said to myself\" \"If I manage to spend the whole night with you till seven in the morning no motter how...\" \"What then?\" \"Then everything is going to be all right\" \"What if you failed?\" \"I've made preparations.\" \"I live alone\" \"It's... it's so very hard to be alone on a night like this\" \"People just...\" \"Yeah, they lock themselves in curtain the windows\" \"Exactly.\" \"Going to the midnight mass tonight, I saw a boy\" \"He slipped away from the hospital till wearing his pyjamas\" \"What happened to him?\" \"They got him\" \"I know it wasn't you who phoned that night\" \"Be seeing you\" \"They're all asleep, aren't they?\" \"The car's been found\" \"I know, I phoned during the night\" \"Was it Ewa?\" \"Yes\" \"Are you going to spend the evening away from home like before\" \"No\" \"No, I'm not\" \"The End\" \"Thank you for watching\""} +{"text": "\"(Insect sounds)\" \"(Twittering of Birds)\" \"(Radiohead sing You and Whose Army)\" \"(Sigh)\" \" I am glad to see you\" \"(Kissing )\" \"(Sigh)\" \"Please.\" \"(Sigh)\" \"The Will of Mrs Nawal Marwan.\" \"The opening of the Will in front of her children ,\" \"Simon Marwan and Jeanne Marwan.\" \"In accordance with the intentions, the regulations and rights of Mrs Nawal Marwan,\" \"The Notary Jean Lebel, is the appointed executor of the Will.\" \"Hum...\" \"Here I have to say\" \"That this is the decision of your mother.\" \"I was personally against it but she insisted.\" \"You Know .... (Sighs) ... your mother was more than an employee to me.\" \"My deceased Wife and I, ... felt that she was part of our family\" \"I could not refuse.\" \"Hum! \"All my assets will shared between the twins,\" \"\"Jeanne and Simon Marwan.\" \"\" Their money will be distributed fairly\" \"\"and my furniture will be distributed according to their wishes and desires.\"\" \"\" Burial.\"\" \"(Sighs)\" \"\"To Notary Jean Lebel,\" \"\"Bury me without coffin, naked\" \"\"And without prayers,\" \"\" My face turned towards the ground, my face against the world.\"\" \"(Sighs)\" \"\" Gravestone and Epitaph.\" \"\"No gravestone will be placed on my resting place\" \"\"and there will be no epitaph.\" \"\" No epitaph for those who do not keep their promises.\" \"\"To Jeanne and Simon:\" \"\"Childhood is a knife to the throat.\" \"\"It is not removed easily.\" \"\"Jeanne, the Notary Lebel will give you an envelope.\" \"(Sighs)\" \"\"This envelope is for your father.\" \"\"Take this envelope\" \"\"and give it to your father.\" \"\"Simon, the Notary will give you an envelope.\"\" \" I have heard enough.\" \" Oh...\" \"I have not finished here.\" \" please continue.\" \" \"Simon, the notary will give you an envelope.\" \"\"This envelop is for your brother.\" \"\" Take this envelope and give it to him.\" \"\"When these envelopes have been handed over\" \"\"to the addressees, a letter will be given to you.\" \"\" the silence will be broken, a promise will be kept.\" \"\"and a gravestone may be placed on my tomb,\" \"\"And my name can be carved on the tombstone in the sun.\"\" \"(Sighs)\" \"I confess to you that this is a little special.\" \" Is there anything to sign?\" \" No, not today.\" \" OK.\" \"Thank you, Jean.\" \"That's it.\" \"(Sighs)\" \"You know the history of your father.\" \"You did not know you had a brother.\" \"Why have you left this written?\" \"(Sighs)\" \" I understand your surprise.\" \"It is... it is very surprising.\" \" Stopped to protect the innocent!\" \"We know of whom you are talking, there is nothing surprising about that.\" \" No-one invented these things, Simon,\" \"Not in a will.\" \"There are other things also.\" \"(Sighs)\" \"(Sighs)\" \"Good, ...\" \"Your mother has given you something to think about ... We will sleep on this, and then\" \"We will see you again, hum?\" \" I will wait outside .\" \"Thank you, Jean.\" \" Sit, Simon, there.\" \" Look, Jean...\" \"Your secretary loved to work for you\" \"It will be done for the good she did in her life.\" \"Bravo.\" \"But your secretary was also our mother.\" \"And her job as a mother is another story.\" \" Simon...\" \" You can bury your secretary however you want.\" \"As for me, I want to bury her normally\" \"For once in her fucking life,\" \"She will do something normal.\" \"This is non-negotiable.\" \"(Door opening )\" \"(Sighs)\" \"(Door closing )\" \" Take your time.\" \"And come and see me again when Simon calms down.\" \"(Sighs) ... I know this is very unusual, but\" \"(Sighs) ... your mother was not mad, Jeanne.\" \"(Twittering of birds and the sound of man at a distance)\" \" There is a large family, I think.\" \"Did She speak of a dog?\" \"Large families always have dogs.\" \"Will have to go and get the dog?\" \"Madness!\" \"I will arrange this with Jean.\" \" Arrange what?\" \" Is it going to be a normal burial.\" \"We will take care of her, then I will take care of you.\" \"Where are you going?\" \" You can bury her as you please!\" \" Oh, Stop!\" \"You are feeling guilty because you were not there\" \"When she is dead.\" \"You are feeling guilty because you were there\" \"When she had her accident.\" \"Stop feeling guilty of everything!\" \"I don't feel guilty of anything.\" \" Will you account for what he has just told us?\" \" But, she is no longer here!\" \"It is the end, there is peace!\" \"I have to screech for peace!\" \"(Sighs)\" \"I am at peace, now.\" \" Yes, I can see that.\" \"(Sighs)\" \" Such mathematics as you have seen here\" \"We have arrived at an answer strict and definitive\" \"Starting with the scrict and definitive problems.\" \"You then get to the real adventure\" \"It will be a question of insoluble problems which will lead you to other intractable problems.\" \"The people around you will repeat what you think is unneccessary.\" \"You will have no arguments to defend yourself, because they will be exhaustingly complex.\" \"Welcome to pure mathematics, and lonely places.\" \"I present to you my assistant,\" \"Miss Jeanne Marwan.\" \" Hello!\" \"We will begin with the conjecture of Syracuse.\" \" What does your intuition say?\" \"Your intuition is always fair.\" \"You have the potential to become a real mathematician.\" \"But here, you will have need of help.\" \"Do you have family around here?\" \"Contacts?\" \"That's ridiculous, Niv\" \" You have learnt 'A' that your father is alive;\" \"And also 'B' that you have another brother.\" \"Which is ridiculous,\" \"You have asked a question about something inescapable.\" \"You must know.\" \"Simon, that you spirit will never be at peace.\" \"either of mind or of pure mathemtics\" \"If I take a starting point.\" \" My father died during the war at Daresh.\" \" This is the unknown variable in the equation.\" \"never begin with an unknown variable.\" \" My mother came from a village which is called Der Om, in Fouad.\" \"She studied the teaching of French at the University of Daresh.\" \"If she had done her studies, there would have been a chance to see.\" \"Said Haidar.\" \"You need to knock on the door of Said Haidar an old friend of mine who teaches at Daresh.\" \"You should trust him.\" \"(Sighs)\" \"(Sighs)\" \" What are you doing?\" \"Mummy how are you?\" \" But Madam, this is my towel if you please.\" \" Mummy?\" \"Mummy!\" \" Mummy?\" \"What has happened?\" \"Where is she, Jeanne?\" \"Mummy?\" \"(panting breath)\" \" Does she suffer from migraines?\" \" No.\" \" from memory loss?\" \" No.\" \" Loss of balance?\" \" No.\" \" Momentary absences?\" \" She is generally not there.\" \" No, she has never had an absence.\" \"( Cicadas grating)\" \"(Arabic speech )\" \"(Arabic speech )\" \"(Panting breath)\" \"(Arabic ):\" \"Wahab, come here.\" \"(Whistling)\" \"(Panting breath)\" \"(Twittering of birds)\" \"(Arabic )\" \" Give way to my sister.\" \"Son of refugees, what do you want?\" \" Nicolas, stop!\" \" Go Home.\" \" Wahab!\" \"You will lose your skin in those camps, believe me.\" \" Give it to me.\" \" I want to kill her.\" \" That's my job.\" \"You have dishounoured the family.\" \" That's enough!\" \"Come home!\" \"Go home!\" \"(Panting breath)\" \"Outside.\" \"(Sobbing)\" \"What have I done!\" \"You have humiliated us!\" \"You have dishonoured our family!\" \"My God, Why?\" \"You have dropped us into this darkness\" \"(Crying)\" \"My God, What have you done!\" \"Why have you done it?\" \"What will I do to you!\" \"Do you want me to kill you?\" \" I am pregnant, Granny.\" \" My God, Everythings is black.\" \"Why?\" \"Why have you done this to us?\" \"Should I kill you?\" \"What am I going to do to you?\" \"(Nawal crying)\" \"(Nawal Cries out)\" \"(Hubbub in the distance)\" \"(Insect sounds and Twittering of birds )\" \"Eat.\" \"Eat if you want So your son becomes strong.\" \"Listen to me carefully.\" \"There is nothing more for you here.\" \"I will help you after the birth.\" \"I want you to leave here.\" \"You must go into the City to the house of your uncle Charbel.\" \"There, you should go to school.\" \"To learn to read and think.\" \"to get out of your misery.\" \"Promise me that and I will help you.\" \"Promise me that you will go to school.\" \"(Sniffing)\" \" I promise you this, grand-m\u00e9re.\" \"I promise you.\" \"(Sighs)\" \"(Cicadas grating)\" \"(Singing)\" \"(Twittering of birds)\" \"(Jerky breath )\" \"(Sighs)\" \"(Wailing)\" \"(Rippling of water)\" \"(Arabic )\" \"(Baby crying)\" \"(Singing)\" \"(Crying)\" \" Shh.\" \"(Singing)\" \"(repitition of weeping)\" \"Shh.\" \"(Sighs)\" \"Look at your mother well.\" \"Youwillrecogniseher .\" \" I will find you again.\" \"I promise you this, my heart.\" \"(Sobbing)\" \" Pay carefull attention.\" \" Do not worry.\" \"(Twittering of birds)\" \"(Call to prayer from afar)\" \"(Insect sounds)\" \" Go, it is time you left.\" \"I sense that something terrible is going to happen...\" \"One day I will find you again, my son.\" \"(Sirens and horns in the distance)\" \"(Arabic)\" \"(Panting breath)\" \"(Horns)\" \" I have just received a message from my friend Niv Cohen,\" \"But I cannot help you because at the time,\" \"I was teaching the History of Mathematics at Paris XI.\" \"More specifically, the period when Leonard Euler, blind, gave the first\" \"Mathematical solution to the problem of the seven bridges of Konigsberg, Yes.\" \"He would defy Diderot in the Court by saying:\" \"\" Gentlemen...\" \"\" ie-pi plus one\" \"\"equals zero.\" \"\" Therefore, God exists!\"\" \" Niv, Niv, Niv...\" \"Hello, can you speak French?\" \" Yes of course Can I help you?\" \" Uh, Yes, I am seeking someone who would have known this woman.\" \"She studied here about 35 years ago.\" \"(Laughs)\" \" Are you kidding me?\" \"I was not even born then.\" \"Good, You're in the wrong place, You,...\" \" I am not mocking you.\" \"I am sure that you know someone who can help me.\" \"I have come a long way.\" \"Please.\" \"She was called Nawal Marwan.\" \"So Nice of you.\" \" I am not nice.\" \"I want to get rid of you.\" \"(Arabic):\" \"Najat, It is me.\" \"You have time to waste?\" \" Tell me something.\" \"She may have worked in the student newspaper.\" \"It was a long time ago.\" \"Those involved have changed their identities.\" \"It is very striking.\" \"(Arabic)\" \"Your mother was photographed in Kfar Ryat.\" \"Look here.\" \"It is the emblem of Kfar Ryat.\" \"It is a prison in the South.\" \"Do you know Kfar Ryat?\" \" No.\" \" You are definitely not from round here.\" \"You don't know the South.\" \"(clatter of typrewriters)\" \"(Arabic):\" \"If the International Community doesn't intervene now, the refugees\" \"will be crammed into camps on the frontier...\" \" She has arrived.\" \" OK.\" \"We, the students, oppose the nationalist party which intends to expel the regugees outside the border.\" \" The nationalist party supports the militias of the christian right,\" \"Who are threatening the refugees.\" \" In the South, the refugees are already armed.\" \"And... and they have the support of the Muslim population of the country.\" \" But you...\" \"But, you are christians.\" \" We, We are for peace.\" \"Religion has nothing to do with it.\" \"(Humming)\" \"(weeping)\" \" Nawal!\" \"(Arabic):\" \"Put on the radio!\" \"they have just closed the University!\" \"the Nationalists have closed the campus!\" \" Nawal, Come back.\" \"Stay here.\" \" Uncle Charbel, the Nationalists are closing the campus!\" \" There will be clashes.\" \"Stay with me.\" \"(a woman spoke in Arabic on the radio)\" \"(Gunshot)\" \"(Cries in the distance)\" \" There was gunfire outside...\" \" the table, the girls !\" \" Mummy, They are attacking the University!\" \" That is not a good reason not to eat!\" \" Aioua?\" \"(Arabic)\" \"The christian villages were attacked in the South this morning.\" \" God protect us!\" \" Because of that they have closed the University.\" \"Shortly, It will explode here too.\" \"We will go into the mountains and wait for quiet to break out.\" \" For How Long?\" \" We will leave tomorrow.\" \"The rest of the family is already down there.\" \" And the school?\" \" Whatever happens, the school will close.\" \"God only knows when.\" \" and Lejournal?\" \" be not afraid.\" \"Lejournal will survive without us for a time.\" \" But the ideas will survive if someone is there to defend them!\" \" Correct, Rafqa.\" \"Agreed.\" \"(Barking)\" \" There are only two orphanages in the region.\" \"I will join you shortly.\" \" Don't go down there now!\" \"You have promised your Grandmother that you would finish your studies.\" \" You have heard your father.\" \"It is going to break out all over the country if they attack the camps.\" \"The studies are finished.\" \"(Sighs)\" \"I think of him every day.\" \"He is my child.\" \"(Sighs)\" \"I am going to look for the living.\" \"(Sighs)\" \"(Arabic)\" \"(Horn)\" \"(Arabic):\" \"I will look for water at Shadia's home.\" \" Be quick, Nawal.\" \"(Toots)\" \"(Twittering of birds)\" \"(Twittering of birds)\" \"(Arabic)\" \" Your name?\" \" Nawal.\" \" Nawal What?\" \" Nawal Marwan.\" \" Where are you going?\" \" To the South.\" \" Why?\" \" To join my husband.\" \"(Hubbub)\" \"(Insect sounds)\" \"(Twittering of birds)\" \"Wahab.\" \"(Chrildren's cries )\" \"(Arabic)\" \"You never had that from girls?\" \" The boys have been in Kfar Khout for three years.\" \"You should go with us.\" \"Kfar Khout was attacked yesterday.\" \"(Panting breath)\" \"(Grinding Metal)\" \"(Buzzing with flies )\" \" I was looking for the orphanage.\" \"Do you know where it is?\" \" There.\" \" The children.\" \"Where are the children?\" \" We will have to talk to those who are there.\" \"The muslim villagers have fled tothecampatDeressa.\" \"They are afraid of reprisals which they expect.\" \"Perhaps the children are with them.\" \"Chamseddine and his men have killed all the christians to avenge the refugees.\" \"Perhaps the children have gone to Deressa.\" \"(Sobbing)\" \"(Twittering of birds)\" \" Are you going to the camp at Deressa?\" \"(Arabic)\" \"(Sighs)\" \"(shriek)\" \"(Buzzing with flies)\" \"(Kissing)\" \"(Sobbing)\" \"(Panting breath)\" \"(Arabic)\" \"(Sniffles and groaning)\" \"(flapping of sheet metal)\" \"(Panting breath)\" \"(Panting breath)\" \"(Sobbing)\" \"I am a christian.\" \"My daughter!\" \"My daughter!\" \"(Cries of a young girl)\" \" Mummy!\" \"(Sobbing)\" \"(Barrage of firing)\" \"(Grating of insects)\" \"(Radiohead sings You and Whose Army)\" \"(Twittering of birds)\" \" Hallo, Simon, it is me!\" \"I am in Mummy's village,\" \"And I would like you to be here.\" \"Listen.\" \"(Insect sounds)\" \"(Arabic)\" \"Ah, sorry, I don\u00b4t understand.\" \"(Arabic)\" \"(Arabic):\" \"I said to him, never ever come here!\" \"(Laughs)\" \" Hello!\" \"Souha?\" \" Ahmed loves you!\" \"Ahmed loves you!\" \" I told her not to say that again!\" \" Hello.\" \"Can I help you?\" \" Hello.\" \"Is there someone who can speak French or English?\" \" Whre is Samia?\" \" Hello!\" \" (In chorus):\" \"Hello!\" \" Hello!\" \" Hello!\" \" Hello!\" \"(Arabic)\" \"Euh, Jeanne.\" \"Euh, Jeanne.\" \"(Arabic)\" \"Jeanne.\" \"(Arabic)\" \"Euh... (Laughs)\" \"(Arabic):\" \"Thank you.\" \" Do you speak French?\" \" Yes, Hello!\" \" Hello.\" \"My name is Samia.\" \" I am Jeanne Marwan.\" \"Thank you for helping me.\" \" Marwan?\" \"there are lots of Marwans here.\" \" Oh Yes?\" \"Good, I come from Canada.\" \"I am looking for Souha.\" \" This is Souha.\" \"She is my great-grandmother.\" \" Oh!\" \"Hello!\" \" Hello.\" \"(Arabic)\" \" It was the corner grocery store who told me to come and see you.\" \"(Arabic)\" \"I am looking for my father.\" \"He is called Wahab.\" \"(Arabic)\" \"Euh...\" \"My mother's name is Nawal Marwan.\" \"(Arabic)\" \"She was born here.\" \"(Arabic)\" \" Nobody knew.\" \" But if one did.\" \"(Cries in Arabic)\" \" Her mother was a disgrace.\" \"(Arabic)\" \" The Marwan family was struck by the disgrace.\" \"The war has started.\" \" Euh, I am looking for Wahab.\" \"(Arabic)\" \" She does not know Wahab.\" \" I cannot help.\" \"Please excuse me, I am tired.\" \"(Arabic)\" \" If you are the daughter of Nawal Marwan,\" \"You are not welcome here.\" \"Go Home.\" \"(Arabic):\" \"You are looking for your father, but you do not know who your mother is.\" \"(Explosions au loin)\" \"(gunshot)\" \"(Explosion close by)\" \"(Explosions and gunshots)\" \"(A woman sings in a foreign language)\" \" I arrived at the end of the massacre of the refugees in the camp at Deressa.\" \"All burned.\" \"I was looking for my son in the middle of the pools of blood.\" \"I do not want you to console me about what I saw and heard.\" \" You say be against our enemy.\" \"but that is not for you to say, my friend.\" \"Why do you trust Chamseddine?\" \" The father of my son was a refugee at Deressa.\" \"My son disappeared in the war.\" \"I have nothing more to lose.\" \"My hatred is great towards the Nationalists.\" \" That is not what you wrote in Charbel's newspaper.\" \" My Uncle Charbel believed it was good to encourage the peace with word and books.\" \"I thought so.\" \"Life has taught me other things.\" \" What do you want to do now?\" \" Teach the enemy What I have learnt from life.\" \"(Arabic)\" \"(Twittering of birds)\" \"(Sighs)\" \" Very good.\" \"Very Good.\" \"You have just forgotten it, OK.\" \"(Twittering of birds et gratings)\" \"(Arabic):\" \"Then the Frenchman?\" \" I..\" \"I am much better, papa.\" \" You say \" much\" or \" better\",\" \"But never both at the same time, sweetie.\" \"(Arabic):\" \"I would like my son to speak many languages.\" \"I think that he understands others without any help.\" \"(Telephone )\" \" How are you, Nawal?\" \"It is Nouchine.\" \" Good Evening, Nouchine.\" \"How is you mother?\" \" My mother is very well.\" \"Tomorrow at 10 o'clock.\" \" Until tomorrow, then.\" \"(Sighs)\" \"Hello.\" \"(Twittering of birds)\" \" Hello, beautiful.\" \" Good morning.\" \" Then you will come to us on Thursday?\" \" No.\" \" Friday?\" \" No.\" \" Saturday?\" \" No.\" \" We are being patient!\" \" So am I.\" \"(Guards Laugh)\" \"(Sighs)\" \"Never forget:\" \"\"Toujours\" always has an \"S\" .\" \"(Arabic)\" \"(Panting breath)\" \"(Cries in Arabic)\" \" Dirty whore.\" \"(Jerky breath )\" \"(Explosion someway away)\" \"(Panting breath)\" \" The prison at Kfar Ryat has been condemned by several reports from Amnesty International.\" \"Here is the women's section.\" \"The cells are larger.\" \"Some prisoners remained here for more than 15 years.\" \" How long has it existed?\" \" At the time of the killings.\" \"Just after the beginning of the war.\" \"There were 600 political prisoners\" \"You can enter, Hein?\" \"I would like you to take a photo.\" \" Do you know this woman?\" \" No.\" \" She was taken here.\" \" I do not know her.\" \"It was very long ago you understand, Me...\" \" Perhaps you know someone who has worked here.\" \"(Insect sounds)\" \"(Arabic)\" \"(Twittering of birds)\" \"(Arabic):\" \"Hello.\" \" Hello.\" \" I am looking for Fahim Harrsa.\" \" I am the Janitor at the school.\" \" yes, but before that?\" \" Before that, hum!\" \"Before I was janitor of the school.\" \"I have been the janitor at the school for a long time.\" \" Do you know this woman?\" \"She has been to Kfar Ryat.\" \" I am the janitor of the school.\" \"Bess!\" \"That's all.\" \"(Heavy breathing)\" \" I am seeking someone who you knew.\" \"Someone who could tell me about her.\" \"It's my mother.\" \" She is the woman who sang.\" \"Number 72.\" \"She is the one who assassinated the chief of the militia of the Christian right.\" \"It cost her a lot.\" \"An awful, awful lot.\" \"Fifteen years.\" \"(Arabic)\" \"She is called the woman who sings because she sings all the time\" \" Han, Are your certain that it is her?\" \" I spent 13 years watching her.\" \"(Arabic)\" \"You really have spent 13 years watching someone?\" \"(Sighs)\" \"They did everything to break her.\" \"In the end, she was still standing,\" \"She was watching them...\" \"Oh, I have never seen that.\" \"She never broke.\" \"This was baffling.\" \"(Inspiration)\" \"(Arabic)\" \"And he sent Abou Tarek.\" \" Who's that?\" \"(Twittering of birds)\" \" Abou Tarek... (Sighs)\" \"Sometimes it is better not to know everything.\" \" Sir, I can live with this very easily.\" \"Continue.\" \" Abou Tarek... (Sighs)\" \"Abou Tarek was a torture specialist.\" \"She was raped repeatedly to break her, and stop her singing.\" \"as a result she fell pregnant.\" \"It was like that.\" \"I shall never forget.\" \"72 was knocked up by Abou Tarek.\" \"They waited... while she gave birth in prison,\" \"After that they went away.\" \"(Sighs)\" \" The baby?\" \"Have you seen the baby?\" \" There was a doctor who came sometimes.\" \"I think he is mad.\" \"Others say he has a restaurant in Tel Aviv... (Arabic)\" \"These are idiocies.\" \"He became mad, then died.\" \"The nurse, I know,\" \"Lived at Daresh.\" \" at Daresh.\" \"Listen to me, Simon, Hell!\" \"Hell, Shut up, OK?\" \"Shut up!\" \"Mummy has been in prison, Simon, Mummy,... (Sobbing)\" \"Mummy was raped.\" \"Our brother and she have been in prison.\" \"I need you, here.\" \"(Voice of a man speaking Arabic)\" \"(Twittering of birds)\" \"(Panting breath)\" \"(Twittering of birds)\" \"(Screams of a woman quite near)\" \"(Singing)\" \"(Screams )\" \"(Song in Arabic)\" \"(Radiohead sings Like Spinning Plates)\" \" These, Simon, are the agreements prepared by the Notary Amyott from 1868 to 1892.\" \"His son ran a hotel on Prince Edware Island until 1925.\" \"All the agreements are hand written.\" \"My grandfather, Charles;\" \"My father, Henri.\" \"and me.\" \"Well that stops now as you know,\" \"I am the last of the Lebels.\" \"I will show you the last will of a man... (Sighs)\" \"... Who has many lives.\" \"His heirs have discovered that he had three women at the same time.\" \"One here, one in Miami, plus another in Honduras, Where he was in businesss.\" \"There, there ... you have three children in this dossier.\" \"There were eight, here.\" \"This is just sport, my man.\" \"Look!\" \"Hum!\" \"Death is rarely the end of the story.\" \"There are always the bits and pieces.\" \"If you want to find your brother,\" \"It will be necessary to go back into your mother's past.\" \" Jean, I will only look for my sister.\" \" I will get on with that.\" \"I have two or three small things to deal with, until then I won't have time.\" \"Good, sort your problems out,\" \"It should be possible to get on...\" \"My passport...\" \" Have you not found out that you have done quite enough?\" \" Correct, This is not the time to let you fall.\" \"Make a man of yourself, Simon.\" \"I know that you need me.\" \" Go and look and when you come back.\" \" Promise.\" \"Then , a promise, Mr Marwan,\" \"For a notary, this is a sacred order.\" \"(Difficult Breathing)\" \"(Inaudible )\" \"(moaning)\" \"(Inaudible )\" \"(singing in Arabic)\" \"(Arabic):\" \"Sing Now.\" \"(Panting breath)\" \"(Sobbing)\" \"(Cries)\" \"(Arabic)\" \"(Sobbing)\" \"(groaning)\" \"(Cries)\" \" Gently, gently.\" \"He comes out.\" \"His head can be seen.\" \"Push.\" \"On your way, my girl.\" \"(Cries and efforts)\" \"(Sighs)\" \"The first has gone out.\" \"(Moaning)\" \"(Wailing)\" \"Calm down, dear...\" \"I am proud of you.\" \"Prepare yourself for the second.\" \"(Grating of insects)\" \"(Rippling of water)\" \"Stop.\" \"Give.\" \" What are you doing?\" \" You should throw them in the river as you always do.\" \" It is dangerous.\" \" No.\" \"It is your duty:\" \"You have to throw them in the river.\" \"I want to spend time with them.\" \"These are the children of the woman who sings.\" \" Oh, This country is a warfield for others, hein!\" \"It's not complicated.\" \"If Notaries had existed in the time of Noah,\" \"We would not be here, now.\" \"We would have to find the original agreements.\" \"This is up to you, this is up to you and it will bring a right of passage.\" \"And he did not say any more.\" \"Everyone would be happy.\" \" The Notary profession has only existed for 1000 years, Simon.\" \" That is it, the problem.\" \"We should have been here at the beginning.\" \" Thank you again for your help, Lawyer Maddad.\" \" It is my pleasure, my dear friend.\" \"I have the results of the research that you requested by email.\" \"Simon, my briefcase is on the seat near you.\" \"Could you give it to Mrs Lebel, Please?\" \" You are very nice but the offset is all...\" \"I think I will wait until later.\" \" But I will summarise for you.\" \"For your father, it is rather difficult.\" \"Because I cannot find the moment of death.\" \"For your brother...\" \" Excuse me, but what are we talking about?\" \" I have asked for help, Simon.\" \"Lawyer Maddad has been kind enough to give us a hand\" \"To accelerate matters.\" \" I told you Jean, that we came to find Jeanne.\" \" Your sister is the one person in your family who is easiest to find.\" \"(Heavy breathing)\" \" I am very glad you are here.\" \" So am I.\" \"(Sighs)\" \" OK, that is the name of the nurse helped Mummy give birth in prison.\" \"We can go there, today.\" \" Jeanne, that's enough.\" \" Here, you close this, then give it to me.\" \"It is your job to find our brother, not mine!\" \"Then if you do not do it for you, do it for me,\" \"For goodness sake, do it for me!\" \"She is in the American hospital.\" \"(Door Opening)\" \"I am happy that you are here, Jean.\" \" I too, my sweet, I also.\" \" If she is asleep, we will have to come back.\" \"Mrs Maika?\" \"(Arabic)\" \" ...\" \"Lebel, Jeanne Marwan, Simon Marwan.\" \" Hello, madame!\" \"Thank you for meeting us.\" \"We are looking for someone you know.\" \"Do you know of Nawal Marwan?\" \"(Arabic)\" \"(Panting breath)\" \"Have you worked as a nurse in the prison on Kfar Ryat?\" \"(Arabic)\" \"(Sobbing)\" \" She says that she knew your mother.\" \" Did you help our mother give birth in prison?\" \"(Arabic)\" \" Yes.\" \"(Arabic)\" \" Madam, we seek the child that Nawal Marwan had in prison.\" \"Can you help us?\" \"(Arabic)\" \" She used to work in the prison at Kfar Ryat.\" \"She attended her during childbirth.\" \"She has collected the children.\" \"Then she returned the children to the woman who sings when she left prison.\" \"Nawal Marwan has given birth to twins.\" \"Chut, chut, chut.\" \"Chut, chut, chut.\" \"(Deep Breath)\" \"(Panting breath)\" \"(Panting breath)\" \"(Panting breath)\" \"(Twittering of birds)\" \"(Arabic)\" \"(Panting breath )\" \"(Arabic)\" \"(gun fire)\" \"(Arabic)\" \"(gun fire)\" \"(Call to prayer)\" \"(Horns)\" \" Did you really know the woman who sings?\" \"You do not know what it means to me.\" \" Nawal Marwan worked for me\" \"For 18 years as a secretary.\" \"My wife and I had great affection for her and her children.\" \"But I must confess that I realise that in the end, I did not really know her.\" \"(Sighs)\" \"Ready?\" \" Ready.\" \" Hum...\" \"Lawyer Maddad has done the work I asked her to do to find traces of your brother and father.\" \" About your father, Abou Tarek,\" \"I have still not found any record of his death.\" \"The records have gone missing.\" \"He may have gone abroad.\" \"What happened to people like that.\" \"They are either dead or gone.\" \"We must see.\" \" Perhaps it is better this way.\" \" About your brother...\" \"Your client, Mrs Nawal Marwan, comes from the village of Der Om.\" \"She handed the child to a mid-wife called Elham,\" \"Who passed it on to the orphanage of Kfar Khout\" \"In May 1970.\" \"The bulk of the work was tracing documents.\" \"Many documents were lost in the war.\" \"But I have found the registers which have been recovered and given by the Sisters of Charity to the National Archives.\" \"In May 1970, the midwife of Der Om, Elham,\" \"Adopted a male child.\" \"He was the only boy deposited at the orphanage that month.\" \"Look.\" \"He was registered with the surname of Nihad.\" \"The dates match.\" \"It is him.\" \" Ha!\" \"It is your brother!\" \"Nihad.\" \"(Sighs)\" \" Orphanage of Kfar Khout,\" \"Nihad de Mai.\" \"That was his name for the registrars.\" \"Nihad of the month of May.\" \"They used a temporary family name of the month of arrival.\" \"There was no adoption during this period.\" \"It was the beginning of the war.\" \"The orphanage was destroyed four years later.\" \"We must ask who destroyed the orphanage of Kfar Khout\" \"To find out what happened to the children.\" \"Between you and me, with what has happened in the area... there is not much hope.\" \" It is likely that he is also dead.\" \" I am not saying that he is dead.\" \"I am saying that we have lost all trace of him.\" \" It is likely that both of them have died.\" \"Having opened the envelopes that\u00b4s it.\" \" I am not going to allow this, Simon.\" \"This kind of thing is sacred.\" \"(Lawyer Maddad):\" \"It is like committing a rape.\" \" That's good, I have the background.\" \"Excuse me.\" \" We still have things to find out.\" \"But it is rather radical.\" \"The leader of the war who demolished the orphanage is still alive.\" \"and he may know what happened to these children, of whom Nihad was one.\" \" It has been an eternity.\" \" You need to understand that during this period there were a succession of reprisals which dovetail together in an implacable logic, in their horror.\" \"A war chief is exactly the type of man who has along memory.\" \"And he will remember, believe me.\" \"Wallat Chamseddine,\" \"That is his name.\" \" Where do we find him?\" \" You are not looking for him, he is looking for you.\" \"But you can try something.\" \"Do you like tea, Mr Marwan?\" \" This is your turn.\" \"(Horns nearby)\" \"(Lawyer Maddad):\" \"You are going to make tea in the refugess camp at Deressa.\" \"You will go there and drink the tea without introducing yourself in the camp with the person that you will invite.\" \"And you will say that you are the son of the woman who sang\" \"And that you are looking for Nihad de Mai.\" \"You cannot go there alone.\" \"I will find you someone to accompany you.\" \" Welcome to Deressa.\" \"(Twittering of birds et Hubbub)\" \"(Arabic)\" \" Ha!\" \"Ha!\" \"Do you know where you are going, Simon?\" \" No.\" \"(Arabic)\" \"(Kissings )\" \"(Arabic):\" \"How are you?\" \" Good God, you have grown!\" \" I have finished my engineering studies.\" \"I cannot find a job, Now I am a taxi driver.\" \" What has led you here?\" \" I am with foreign visitors, who have asked me to bring them here.\" \" Welcome, come.\" \" No thank you, we are in a hurry.\" \" Please, come.\" \" You are invited to have tea.\" \" Oh, good!\" \"(Drone of a plane)\" \"(Arabic)\" \" Oh,He asked why you came to Deressa.\" \" I am looking for someone called Nihad de Mai.\" \"(Arabic)\" \" He does not know Nihad de Mai.\" \"He asked me your names.\" \" My mother comes from the village of Der Om, in the South.\" \"(Arabic)\" \"My mother, is the woman who sings.\" \"Yes, that is OK.\" \"It is done.\" \"Wait for what?\" \" Sarwan Marwan?\" \" Yes.\" \" We came to offer you help.\" \"You will be back in an hour.\" \" Should I warn my sister?\" \" No, you will return in an hour, we promise.\" \" Hang on a moment, I am going to put a shirt on.\" \" He will get on the phone.\" \" It will work.\" \" Right!\" \"Don't worry, you can follow.\" \"Oh, I have told you: the South, a spark and it will explode.\" \"Oh, of course.\" \"(Alarm)\" \"(Twittering of birds)\" \"(Sighs)\" \"(Arabic):\" \"You have been very helpful, We are going to help you in return.\" \"You must leave the country.\" \"It will be easier.\" \"We will find you a house and a job.\" \"I would like to make your life better.\" \"We have a lot of contacts in America.\" \"You must leave with your children.\" \"I know that they are alive.\" \"Take them with you.\" \"The children will be a help, you will see.\" \"(swallowing)\" \" You cannot ask me to do this.\" \" Your children are our children, Nawal.\" \"Your family is our family.\" \"Trust me.\" \"I will help you.\" \"I will always be there for you and your children.\" \"(Latch opened)\" \"Hello, Sarwan.\" \"Excuse my introduction but it is for your protection.\" \"My name is Wallat Chamseddine.\" \"Tell me what I can do to help you, Sarwan Marwan?\" \" You knew my mother.\" \" Let us say that she has worked for me.\" \"What can I do to help?\" \" I am looking for a man called Nihad de Mai.\" \" Why are you looking for Nihad de Mai?\" \" He is my brother.\" \"My mother has asked me to find him again.\" \" And Why do you say that Nihad de Mai is the son of Nawal Marwan?\" \" My brother was put up for adoption by the orphanage of Kfar Khout.\" \"We have rediscovered the registry with the original entry.\" \"The dates... all match.\" \"Nihad de Mai, is my brother.\" \"(Sighs)\" \"(Inaudible )\" \"(Inaudible )\" \"My friends and I attacked the Christians in the village of Kfar Khout... as a response to the attacks of which our brothers, the refugees were victims.\" \"There was an orphanage in Kfar Khout.\" \"I spared the children.\" \"They came with us.\" \"and Nihad was among them.\" \"We have trained and prepared them so they can fight beside us.\" \"Nihad had a talent.\" \"It was in his hands.\" \"And quickly, he became a formidable marksman.\" \"But he wanted to find his mother.\" \"He sought her for months.\" \"Nihad, I do do not know what he has seen or heard .\" \"He became... maddened by war.\" \"Whenm I last saw him, he wanted to be a martyr\" \"Because his mother posted his picture everywhere on the walls of the country.\" \"But I have refused.\" \"to let him got back to Daresh.\" \"He became a maverick, the most dangerous in the region.\" \"A real machine.\" \"He shoots a gun at everyone.\" \"and then, the enemy invaded.\" \"And then one morning...\" \"They captured Nihad.\" \"He killed seven riflemen.\" \"They did not kill him.\" \"They moulded him\" \"And he was sent to the prison of Kfar Ryat.\" \" Did he go to prison?\" \" Yes.\" \"As an executioner.\" \"(Sighs)\" \" Did he work with my father?\" \" No, He did not work with Abou Tarek, your father.\" \"(Hubbub faraway)\" \"(Knocks on the door)\" \" How are you?\" \"One plus one... makes two.\" \" What?\" \" One plus one equals two.\" \"It may not make one.\" \" Hey, you have a fever.\" \" Jeanne?\" \"one plus one, does that make one?\" \"(Revelation)\" \"(Sobbing)\" \" There are freedom, here.\" \" Oh, Do as you wish.\" \"(Panting breath)\" \"(Men talking in Arabic)\" \" Can I help you, madam?\" \" Excuse me.\" \"(Sobbing)\" \"(W. Chamseddine ):\" \"On becoming executioner, your brother changed his name.\" \"He became Abou Tarek.\" \"Nihad de Mai is Abou Tarek.\" \"We now know he lives in Canada under another identity.\" \"Nihad Harmanni.\" \"(Horn)\" \" Mr Harmanni?\" \" Yes?\" \"(Gulls cries)\" \" This is for you.\" \"(Twittering of birds)\" \"(Horn)\" \"(the voice of Nawal):\" \"I am writing to you trembling.\" \"I recognised you.\" \"But you did not recognise me.\" \"It is a beautiful miracle.\" \"I am your number 72.\" \"This letter will be handed to you by our children.\" \"You do not know them because they are beautiful,\" \"But they know who you are.\" \"(Twittering of birds)\" \"Through them, I want to tell you\" \"That you are still alive.\" \"But for the moment, you will keep it to yourself.\" \"I know.\" \"Because silence is more important than the truth.\" \"Signed.:\" \"The whore 72.\" \"I spoke to my son.\" \"I did not talk about the executioner.\" \"Whatever happens, I will always love him.\" \"This is the promise that I made at your birth, my son.\" \",Whatever happens I will always love him.\" \"I have been looking for him all my life.\" \"I have found you.\" \"You did not recogniseme.\" \"You have your tatoo on your right heel.\" \"I have seen it.\" \"I recognised it.\" \"(Panting breath)\" \"And I think you are beautiful.\" \"I breathe all the softness in the world to you, my love.\" \"Console yourself, nothing could be more beautiful than being together with you.\" \"you were born in love.\" \"Your brother and your sister were also born in love.\" \"Nothing could be more beautiful then being all together.\" \"Your mother, Nawal Marwan... prisoner number 72.\" \"(Panting breath)\" \"(Lawyer Lebel): \"When these envelopes \"have been delivered\" \",\"to their recipients\" \"\" A letter will be given to you.\" \"\" the silence is broken,\" \"\" a promise kept,\" \"\"And a gravestone may be placed on my tomb,\" \"\"And my name on the stone facing the sun.\"\" \"(Sighs)\" \"(Voix de Nawal):\" \"My loves...\" \"Where to begin your story?\" \"At your birth?\" \"So the story starts during the horror.\" \"(Sighs)\" \"At your father's birth?\" \"So, she started on a great story of love.\" \"I say that your story begins with a promise, the one to hold the wire of my anger.\" \"Thanks to you, I am finally successfully here and\" \"The wire is broken.\" \"And I can finally take the time to cradle you... (Sobbing) and gently sing to you a lullaby to cheer you up.\" \"Nothing is more beautiful than to be together.\" \"I love you.\" \"Your mother, Nawal.\" \"(Sniffing)\" \"(Sighs)\" \"(Twittering of birds)\" \"(A woman sings)\" \"()\" \"Sous-titrage DVD:\" \"CNST, Montr\u00e9al Translated into English by mugwumps\""} +{"text": "\"This changes everything.\" \"Fishlegs, flaming boulder!\" \"See, girl?\" \"I told you we'd have time to eat.\" \"Arrows coming next, guys!\" \"Gah!\" \"Hey bud, let's set these guys free.\" \"I keep saying, \"Don't underestimate them.\"\" \"And what do you do?\" \"You underestimate them!\" \"Someone is giving them information.\" \"Someone who knows our every move.\" \"Sorry about this, Snotlout.\" \"Hookfang!\" \"Well, that had to be embarrassing.\" \"Who knew you had such a feminine scream?\" \"Whoa!\" \"Whoa!\" \"Really?\" \"Her, he saves?\" \"Thanks a lot, Hookfang!\" \"I know I'm not as stocky or annoying as Snotlout, but let's try and work together, okay?\" \"Ugh!\" \" They're down!\" \"Pull them aboard!\" \"Okay, Snotlout, you gas, I spark.\" \"I got it, I got it!\" \"Okay!\" \"Yeah?\" \"!\" \"Yes!\" \"How awesome are we?\" \"Um, let me think.\" \"Totally awesome!\" \"That's who we are.\" \" All right!\" \"Hey!\" \"When you're done handing out the Viking of the Year awards, you mind getting us outta here?\" \"Shall we?\" \" We shall.\" \"That was...\" \" Indescribable.\" \"You!\" \"Get off my dragon.\" \"Actually, my boy, Snot, and I are gonna hang for a bit.\" \"You know, relive the glory of battle.\" \"You don't mind riding Hookfang, do you, sis?\" \"Ugh!\" \"Come on, Hookfang.\" \"Finish her!\" \"Single spine shot, girl.\" \"Sorry, Windshear, but this has to look real.\" \"It's okay, girl.\" \"Just nicked you.\" \"What were you doing up there?\" \"You have something to say, Ryker?\" \"Something didn't look right.\" \"Yeah?\" \"Which part?\" \"You giving her a heads-up I was there?\" \"Or you doing nothing, leaving me exposed?\" \"Now, now.\" \"Let's not get crazy.\" \" You're talking to me about crazy?\" \"Let me put it another way.\" \"If you touch one hair on my sister's head,\" \"I'll run you through and wear your rib cage as my battle armor.\" \"We're headed back to the island.\" \" On whose orders?\" \"Viggo's.\" \"He's waiting.\" \"Good.\" \"We'll let him settle this.\" \"Whoo.\" \" What do you know about Viggo?\" \"Oh.\" \"Just that he's pretty much the opposite of Rykie.\" \"How so?\" \" Svelte.\" \"Smart.\" \"And, when I say smart,\" \"I mean supposedly cleverer than me, which is almost inconceivable, it's really hard to fathom and I'm still gonna need some proof.\" \"It's impossible.\" \"Who could be...\" \"But that's what they say.\" \"Oh!\" \"And he loves the art of the kill.\" \"Loves it!\" \"And when he puts you to sleep, he's like a fart in the wind, you never see it coming.\" \"What does Ryker say about him?\" \" Not much.\" \"I think the big boss scares the little guy.\" \"Scared of his own little bro.\" \"Sad.\" \"Nothing worse than a family rift.\" \"Oh, uh...\" \"How great is it that you're here, huh?\" \"That we're here?\" \"Together?\" \"What were you doing up there?\" \"Ha!\" \"Gotcha!\" \"You are too easy.\" \"Now, let's go meet this...\" \"Viggo Grimborn.\" \"Ooh, now I've got the shiveries.\" \"Ooh!\" \"Did you see that look on Ryker's face?\" \"I was like, \"Tuff, now!\" And, you were like...\" \"\"Your wish is my command, Snotman!\" And then...\" \"Bam!\" \"We have to pull Heather out.\" \"If I hadn't reacted, her cover would have been blown.\" \"Oh, I wanted her out weeks ago and somebody talked me into...\" \"I know I did.\" \"But, things were different then.\" \"How?\" \" It's way too dangerous.\" \"It's always been way too dangerous.\" \" This has gotten crazy, Hiccup.\" \"And, she hasn't even met up with this Viggo character.\" \"Exactly.\" \"Viggo Grimborn leads the Dragon Hunters.\" \"If we can take him down, the whole Dragon Hunter army will be without a leader and they will collapse.\" \"You are so tough and nutty.\" \"And you are so lout and snotty!\" \"Ha-ha!\" \"Blugh.\" \"Ugh.\" \" Bleh.\" \"Bleh.\" \"Ha-ha-ha!\" \"If something happens to Heather...\" \"Nothing is going to happen to her.\" \"She's way too smart for that.\" \"And if she thought for a second that they were onto her,\" \"Windshear would get her out.\" \"Besides, what do you think she would do if we tried to pull her out of there?\" \"Exactly.\" \"She'd never go for it.\" \"You have to remember that.\" \"Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!\" \"Best time ever!\" \"Oh, my Thor.\" \"I cannot believe you just said that!\" \"Me neither!\" \"Did we just think each other's thoughts?\" \"Uh.\" \"I think we just did.\" \"'Cause that's what I just thought.\" \"You know what that means?\" \" I have...\" \"I have no idea.\" \"We just became...\" \"official best friends.\" \"What?\" \"I have never had an official best friend!\" \"Always unofficial acquaintances!\" \" Well, you do now.\" \"Come on.\" \"Bring it in, but this time, for the real thing.\" \"Ah, ah!\" \"It's good.\" \"It's good, it's real.\" \"It's real enough.\" \"Ugh!\" \"Will you two please take it somewhere else?\" \"I can't hear myself think!\" \"Hey, you wanna go someplace where nobody can tell us off?\" \"I thought you'd never ask.\" \"Uh... it's perfect!\" \"Where did you find this place?\" \"Oh, I just say it found me.\" \"Great story.\" \"Now, what shall we call this Shangri-La?\" \"\"The Awesome Viking Cave Club North East.\"\" \"This is too real!\" \"It's getting so real.\" \"Boom!\" \"They say there are two ways to be fooled.\" \"One is to believe what isn't true.\" \"The other...\" \"is to refuse to believe what is.\" \"\"Maces and Talons.\"\" \"I began playing with my grandfather when I was just a boy.\" \"I always insisted upon being the Honorable Viking Chief.\" \"I could never understand how he bested me time and time again.\" \"For years, I assumed his skill transcended mine.\" \"I believed what wasn't true.\" \"But, you see, in \"Maces and Talons\", as in life, the line between good and evil is often unclear.\" \"Black and white can become gray so easily.\" \"What one soul considers evil, another might consider righteous.\" \"The Honorable Chief who fails to see this is found to be... the fool.\" \"Welcome.\" \"Brother!\" \"You must be weary.\" \"The dragon trade is exhausting business.\" \"Even more so when profits wane because inventory goes missing.\" \"Uh, Viggo, I only borrowed the hide to exchange for food.\" \"It wasn't missing for more than a day!\" \"Oh, thank you, Viggo.\" \"Thank you.\" \"We're not animals.\" \"Rest.\" \"Much to discuss tomorrow.\" \"She can stay.\" \"Come.\" \"Walk with me.\" \"My brother's treated you well, I trust?\" \"You forgave that man.\" \"I wasn't expecting that.\" \"Forgiveness.\" \"Not really a sound business practice, now, is it?\" \"Trust, however, is imperative, Heather.\" \"And, there simply cannot be...\" \"a traitor among us.\" \"A man will never know how far he's willing to go until he steps to the edge and looks down.\" \"Wouldn't you agree?\" \" Ah, I suppose, metaphorically.\" \"I've always hated the use of metaphors.\" \"Now, down to business.\" \"I need your assistance, my dear.\" \" You do?\" \"Yes.\" \"In exposing this wrongdoer who is in our midst.\" \"Oh, of course.\" \"Do you have any ideas of who it is?\" \"Unfortunately, yes.\" \"Ryker has always been a bit jealous of the power structure amongst the Dragon Hunters and his role in that hierarchy.\" \"That type of ambition can often cloud the mind.\" \"So, you think it's Ryker?\" \" I'm not entirely certain.\" \"See, your brother claims to know these Dragon Riders well, yet they always seem a step ahead of us.\" \"Now, I would never suggest turning on one's own family...\" \"But if Dagur is standing in the way of your... of our success, that is not to be tolerated.\" \" Couldn't have put it better myself.\" \"Nor is it tolerable if this wrongdoer is my own flesh and blood.\" \"I'm so pleased that we are able to see eye to eye on this, Heather.\" \"I was going to ask if I could trust you, but you've made that question unnecessary.\" \"Will you see what you can uncover?\" \"Excellent.\" \"In the meantime,\" \"I'd like you to join me in a most delicate \"retrieval.\"\" \"But, we must keep it to ourselves.\" \"Tell me, have you ever encountered a Flightmare?\" \"As a matter of fact, I have.\" \"And I can even tell you where to find one.\" \"Ugh.\" \"Who is it?\" \" Let me in!\" \"Astrid is driving me nuts.\" \"No can do, poo.\" \"This is a private club.\" \"To gain entrance you would have to...\" \"Hang on a second.\" \"It's your sister and she has the Dragon Eye.\" \"Should I let her in?\" \"Hmm.\" \"Well, I am kinda bored.\" \"Wait!\" \"We could do dragon shadow puppets.\" \"No!\" \"Stop!\" \"Stop!\" \"This place is a dump.\" \" It's a fixer...\" \"Great bones, though.\" \"So, how'd you get your grubby little hands on that thing?\" \"I just told one Mr. Hiccup Haddock that I was taking it.\" \"And because he puts his full and unwavering trust in me, he handed it over with pleasure.\" \"Okay, fine.\" \"I stole it when he was chasing Bjorn Boar out of his hut.\" \"What are you doing with the Dragon Eye?\" \"Hiccup let us borrow it.\" \"Yeah, he knows we have it.\" \" I stole it.\" \"I knew it!\" \"You know he doesn't like you guys playing with it.\" \"That's why it's fun to steal it.\" \" Are you coming in or not?\" \"Fine.\" \"I guess someone should be here who knows how to use the Dragon Eye correctly.\" \"You sure you weren't followed?\" \"Positive.\" \"Besides, Viggo suspects Ryker and Dagur.\" \"He asked me to go with him to capture the Flightmare.\" \"Just me, Windshear and him.\" \" Flightmare?\" \"Why would Viggo want the Flightmare?\" \" Hiccup, you're missing the point.\" \"He does that from time to time.\" \" N-No, I don't.\" \"Look.\" \"It's me, Viggo and Windshear.\" \"The perfect time for an ambush.\" \"I agree, but how exactly does Viggo think the three of you are going to capture the Flightmare?\" \"You haven't met Viggo Grimborn.\" \"He is a professional Dragon Hunter.\" \"Right, but you're not going to actually let him capture it.\" \"Of course not.\" \"That's where the ambush comes in.\" \"You guys show up, grab Viggo and we set the Flightmare back on its path.\" \" Hmm.\" \"Now all we have to do is find it.\" \"It follows a stream of glowing algae as its food source.\" \"Right.\" \" Last year, I spent a lot of time tracking it, pinning down its location every couple of weeks.\" \"I know where it should be and I gave that information to Viggo.\" \"Which made him trust you even more.\" \"Hmm.\" \" Listen, I better get back.\" \"This is the algae trail.\" \"Follow it to here.\" \"This is where we'll be.\" \" So will we.\" \"Whoa!\" \"Heather's tracking and mapping skills are quite extraordinary.\" \"Is there no end to that girl's talents?\" \"Um.\" \"Can we just talk about the elephant in the sky for a second?\" \"No!\" \" Cool.\" \"Why do we think Viggo wants the Flightmare so badly?\" \"Maybe Viggo likes the way that algae stuff makes you glow when you rub it all over yourself.\" \"You know why?\" \"You may not actually be that far off.\" \"He's gotta be using its algae or its paralyzing spray for something.\" \"We could ask him ourselves, if we were waiting for him when he gets there.\" \"There!\" \"Let's stay together.\" \"We need to make sure Viggo doesn't get anywhere near that dragon.\" \"How will we know when Viggo's here?\" \"He already is.\" \"Okay, Ruff, Tuff, make sure you get enough algae to lure the Flightmare away.\" \"We know.\" \" God.\" \"This guy never stops.\" \"\"Lure the Flightmare.\" \"Don't eat the algae.\"\" \"Ridiculous.\" \"I mean, why would we eat the algae?\" \"Hmm.\" \"Why wouldn't we eat the algae?\" \"I can't see the algae trail, but we should be getting close.\" \"Oh, we are, Heather.\" \"In fact, we're almost there.\" \"Exciting, isn't it?\" \"Uh, Hiccup?\" \"!\" \"You might wanna see this.\" \"Hiccup, you might wanna see this, too!\" \"Uh, I don't understand.\" \"I thought Heather and Viggo were coming alone.\" \"They were.\" \"Which probably means they're not coming at all.\" \"Everyone, look out!\" \"You set this whole thing up.\" \"He's called the \"imposter.\" Some call him the \"traitor.\"\" \"I thought you should have it.\" \"As a parting gift.\" \"Pity, really.\" \"I had hoped you'd be a better adversary.\" \"And after we got off to such a smashing start.\" \"How did you know?\" \" I knew from the moment I laid eyes on you.\" \"You're no Dragon Hunter, my dear.\" \"Aw, don't despair.\" \"At least your friends will all be dead by the time we arrive.\" \"Now, on my command, fire!\" \"Don't let them out of your sight this time!\" \"Keep closing in on them.\" \"They'll lead us right to the Flightmare.\" \"Okay, just don't get near its mouth.\" \"It sprays mist that can freeze you with fear the instant it hits you.\" \"And you know this how?\" \" I'm a fan.\" \"Ah!\" \"Did I get any on me?\" \"Am I glowing?\" \"'Cause I really don't want this thing to see me as food.\" \"Eh, you're fine.\" \"How about me?\" \" Same.\" \"Go!\" \"Go!\" \"Go!\" \"Go!\" \"Not the way I would have done it, but that's one way to go.\" \"Uh!\" \"Oh!\" \" Ugh!\" \"Windshear!\" \"I'm coming, girl!\" \"Huh?\" \"Nice job, girl.\" \"Let's go help the others.\" \"Hiccup, there's too many of them!\" \"And the Flightmare really isn't helping.\" \"We'll be fine as long as we stay away from its mist.\" \"Hiccup, can't you just let it know we're the good guys?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Tell it to come in for the big win.\" \"You guys are brilliant!\" \" I don't know about brilliant.\" \"But we do have a certain glow about us.\" \"Get it?\" \"'Cause of our faces.\" \"And the brilliance is short-lived.\" \"Follow me!\" \"He is persistent.\" \"You have to give him that.\" \"Yes, well, in this case, his persistence will not pay off.\" \"Fire!\" \" Fire!\" \"Oh, no!\" \"You got us!\" \"We surrender.\" \"We surrender.\" \"Good one, Rykie!\" \"Bring it on, Hiccup!\" \"Hey, this stuff's cool.\" \"Shiny.\" \"Ah!\" \" Oh!\" \"Ryker, Dagur, I'd like you to meet my friend, the Flightmare.\" \"Hey, what are you doing?\" \"Get back to work.\" \"Shoot someone!\" \"They can't.\" \"The mist from the Flightmare freezes its victims with fear.\" \"Perfect.\" \"I'm so sorry, Hiccup.\" \"Viggo.\" \"He made me...\" \"I know.\" \"It's okay, he tricked us all.\" \"Where is he now?\" \"Still on his ship, I think.\" \"Its mouth.\" \"Get its mouth now.\" \"That's it!\" \"Yeah!\" \"Sorry.\" \"Not gonna happen.\" \" Heather, no!\" \"Astrid, keep trying for Heather.\" \"It's time Viggo and I were properly introduced.\" \"Hookfang!\" \"Oh, Thor!\" \"Oh, Thor!\" \"Oh, Thor!\" \"We're outnumbered!\" \"Retreat!\" \"Where is he?\" \" We couldn't get Heather.\" \"There were too many of them.\" \"What about the Flightmare?\" \" Gone.\" \"Viggo, too.\" \"Astrid, this guy isn't messing around.\" \"No kidding.\" \" Our dragons may not be enough.\" \"We're gonna have to out-think this guy, outsmart him somehow or...\" \"Heather and Windshear have no chance of...\" \"Don't say it.\" \"Please, just don't say it.\" \"synccorrectionbyf1nc0\""} +{"text": "\"\"If a wave of protest rolls across the country, if \"it's in the air\", when many people join, then, in one last powerful effort, we can get rid of this system.\"\" \"(Second flyer of the WHITE ROSE)\" \"Willi Graf, 25 years old executed on October 12, 1943\" \"Kurt Huber, 49 years old executed on July 13, 1943\" \"Christoph Probst, 23 years old executed on February 22, 1943\" \"Alexander Schmorell, 25 years old executed on July 13, 1943\" \"Hans Scholl, 24 years old executed on February 22, 1943\" \"Sophie Scholl, 21 years old executed on February 22, 1943\" \"Munich Main Station.\" \"Last stop for the train arriving from Stuttgart and Ulm.\" \"Last stop.\" \"If you knew how happy I am.\" \"Little Sophie.\" \" Happy Birthday.\" \" This is Traute.\" \" Welcome.\" \" I thank you.\" \"You don't have to be so formal.\" \"You're squashing the flowers.\" \" What is it?\" \" Nothing.\" \"Can I see your papers.\" \"I'm her brother.\" \" What are you doing in Munich?\" \" Studying.\" \"But you live in Ulm?\" \" I'm just starting.\" \" Open your backpack.\" \"Your favorite wine.\" \" You arrived safely.\" \" Hello.\" \"Like it here?\" \"I'm going to unpack.\" \"This film got support from\" \"The Institute for the Advancement of Film, Berlin and the Bavarian Film Program\" \"I'll put this in a safe place.\" \"THE WHITE ROSE\" \"I just wanted to say goodbye.\" \"I'm going back to my sister-in-law in the country.\" \" Do you need anything?\" \" No, thanks.\" \"You like this crazy stuff too?\" \"Well, I don't care.\" \"Are you also studying medicine?\" \"Biology and philosophy.\" \"Your fiancee?\" \"Fine lad.\" \"Like my Helmut.\" \"He was in the infantry.\" \"But only a corporal.\" \" Is he in Ulm?\" \" The Caucasus.\" \"He'll be home soon.\" \"Russia will soon be on its knees.\" \"If that were only true...\" \"My Helmut was killed in Russia.\" \"In the first few days.\" \"Now I'm all alone.\" \"Hans sure is orderly.\" \"It's impossible to find anything.\" \" I'm leaving now.\" \" Thanks.\" \"Come on, you can unpack later.\" \" He's gone on ahead.\" \" Where?\" \" Where are we going?\" \" You'll see.\" \"This is Alex.\" \"Schmorell.\" \" What about me?\" \" If Hans sees that!\" \"Come in.\" \"Willi Graf...\" \"Happy Birthday.\" \" Do you live here?\" \" That would be nice.\" \"No.\" \"The studio belongs to a friend.\" \"He's in Cracow now.\" \"We look after it and work here now and then.\" \"You call that work?\" \"Alex thinks he's a great painter.\" \"Just like our beloved Fuhrer did.\" \"For she's a jolly good fellow, for she's a jolly good fellow...\" \"Is it for me?\" \" Of course!\" \" 1... 2... 3... 4... 5...\" \" Oh, there it is.\" \" We're always very generous.\" \"Our favorite wine.\" \"Students love luxury.\" \"Hans eats on the army post a lot.\" \"For free...\" \"I'm going to take you to a philosophy lecture.\" \"Come on.\" \"What?\" \" Professor Huber.\" \"He's great.\" \" Can I go in?\" \"Everybody does.\" \"Even the med students.\" \" Why are you whispering?\" \" A habit you pick up here.\" \"Leibniz developed the most modern concept of the state of the seventeenth century\" \"He turns against the summary of a concept of the state in which the power of the rulers the ruler, regardless of the form of government...\" \"I'm glad about everyone who finds his way to Leibniz and you're still too late.\" \"The ruler is the first servant of his state\" \"The state has to change continuously ...and developing\" \"Goal of all politics is to create the state over and over again\" \"To earn it\" \"To fight for it\" \"What is it?\" \"Student leader Berger will speak to you now\" \"For us to be able to continue our studies our comrades abroad are performing heavy duties for our homeland at the Baltic front, the Atlantic, the North Cape, and at the Nile.\" \"Don't forget about that\" \"As members of the students infantry you enjoy endless advantages compared to your comrades\" \"You, future doctors and scientists, have serious duties awaiting you...\" \"You all live like kings and I have to live in this rabbit shed.\" \"I don't understand you, Willi, it's very comfortable here.\" \"And anyway...\" \"We like it most on the post.\" \"The door is stuck.\" \" Occupied!\" \" The whorehouse is full.\" \" What's wrong with the door?\" \"If we want to make pathology, we have to go.\" \"Without me\" \"How about going to class for a change?\" \" Then to Huber!\" \" Not enough time.\" \" I'm going to pathology.\" \" Me too.\" \" The door's stuck.\" \" Occupied.\" \"The whorehouse is full.\" \"Two days for everybody.\" \"How long are you staying?\" \"I wrote Herta I was coming this evening, on the 6 pm train.\" \"I want the children to still be awake.\" \"Don't you want to sleep here?\" \"Willi's always so alone.\" \"What about all of you?\" \"Got any time?\" \"Alex has to go to pathology.\" \" The door's stuck.\" \" Occupied.\" \"The whorehouse is full.\" \"Attention!\" \"Medical corpsman Schmorell.\" \"Graf, Scholl, in room 7 at your service sir!\" \"Who are you?\" \"Paramedic sergeant of the airforce in Innsbruck\" \"Where did you get that defeatist beard?\" \"It's gone tomorrow.\" \"Clear?\" \"If that helps.\" \"Vincent Hermann Matthias, do you want to be baptized?\" \"Yes, I do.\" \"The state itself is always the highest aim.\" \"It is important as a condition for which the purpose of humanity can be achieved.\" \"This purpose of humanity is nothing but cultivation of all powers beloved by people.\" \"What is it?\" \"There's coffee.\" \"They've arrested Papa.\" \"Luttge denounced him.\" \"Papa's new secretary.\" \"Why?\" \" He said Hitler's a scourge of God.\" \" We may catch the train.\" \" No.\" \" I have a schedule.\" \" I still have to see Willi.\" \" What for?\" \"I have to tell him.\" \"That's final.\" \"Mama needs us.\" \"She wants to go to Ulm now.\" \"We'll go in the morning.\" \"You eaten anything?\" \"Sophie will make you something.\" \"Those pigs.\" \"It'll take time to straighten this out.\" \"Gestapo methods.\" \"You need someone to take care of the law office.\" \"It's good to have you back again.\" \"At first they didn't want to let us see him.\" \"He looks awful.\" \"They interrogated him all night.\" \"Fritz, what a surprise.\" \"Are you here for long?\" \"I have to assemble a new signal corps unit.\" \" How long are you staying?\" \" Till Thursday or Friday.\" \"Tell us.\" \"We couldn't really talk.\" \"There was always someone there.\" \"Dr. Kraus from the chamber of commerce could help him.\" \"We have nothing to do with Nazis.\" \"We can't do otherwise, regarding his position.\" \"That's what he said himself.\" \" Even worse.\" \" You know something better?\" \"Dr. Kraus is a Nazi, period!\" \"Head-on, just like your father.\" \"How many times did I warn him I knew it.\" \"He only said the truth.\" \" That's the least we can all do.\" \" It was enough.\" \"It's not.\" \"We ought to write it on every wall.\" \"Not now your dad is imprisoned.\" \"He's right.\" \"Papa wouldn't have agreed on Dr. Kraus.\" \"I believe it was easy when he was in prison then.\" \" I know what for.\" \" Yes, you only think of yourself.\" \" The fear I had.\" \" Leave it, mama.\" \"Hans was sixteen at the time, you can't bring that up again.\" \"That was just child's play.\" \" What we did at the time...\" \" She didn't mean it.\" \"I think if this man can do something for dad...\" \"We don't need any charity from anyone.\" \" Is that clear?\" \" Stop this topic now!\" \"He is right.\" \"I forgot to mention something.\" \"A foreign student brought it to my attention that there is still a volume by Sigmund Freud in the library.\" \"It apparently has survived all purges.\" \"I suggest you take it out quickly.\" \"You'll protect the students from un-German thought.\" \"Back to Leibniz now.\" \"None of the great philosophic systems, including Spinoza...\" \"Oh, now I've mentioned Spinoza again.\" \"Please be careful not to contaminate yourselves.\" \"Spinoza was a Jew.\" \"No other philosophy is so bound to the logical presuppositions of mathematics as is Leibniz'.\" \"The alogical as well, the evil in the world...\" \"Flyer from the White Rose.\" \"Is not every honest German ashamed of this government?\" \"...and so what becomes central to his world view is not God or nature,\" \"certainly not the ideal realm of mere possibilities, but man, as the highest recognizable single being.\" \"Group of collaborators\" \"Rape\" \"What's that?\" \"Are you crazy?\" \"Leave it there.\" \"Self-defense ...\" \"Resistance ...\" \" We'll hand it in.\" \" ...if no one dares start before all cities, like Cologne, are mountains of rubble.\" \"Throw that away.\" \"If you knew what happened today...\" \"I'm fed up.\" \"All these dishes...\" \" I'll do them later.\" \" Why you?\" \"No.\" \" How about tea?\" \" Who does he think he is?\" \"This isn't a hotel.\" \" Are you out of matches?\" \" In the cupboard.\" \"The state is never the purpose of mankind.\" \"State - purpose - mankind.\" \" Empty.\" \" I have some.\" \"Oh, there.\" \"Where is he?\" \"What do you want?\" \" I'm expected here.\" \" Are you one of the students?\" \" Heil Hitler.\" \" Good evening.\" \"We have a black-out.\" \"Fix that.\" \"The block warden likes to stick his nose into mail slots.\" \"What a surprise.\" \"I was just about to leave.\" \"Hans, be honest with me...\" \"What are you doing here?\" \"I'm afraid.\" \"What?\" \"We were practicing.\" \"The others just left.\" \"Don't lie to me.\" \"What are you talking about?\" \"Why didn't you ever tell me?\" \"How did she find out?\" \"We live together.\" \"It was bound to happen...\" \" My wife doesn't know...\" \" You don't live at home.\" \"You only see her every few weeks.\" \"They went through his office\" \"They don't care about tax files...\" \"You think they arrested him just for his remarks?\" \"Hans, I want you to talk to me.\" \"Searches like that are routine.\" \"What do you want anyway?\" \"Our family is already on the Gestapo's list.\" \"Did you forget how fast they broke up your youth group?\" \"That was riskier.\" \"We were always on the move...\" \"Now that they have Papa we have to be careful.\" \"The people have to be told the truth.\" \"In Poland 300,000 Jews were killed when the army arrived.\" \"And put people our age in concentration camps.\" \" How do you know?\" \" Eickmeyer told me.\" \" Who?\" \"From our studio.\" \"He's in Poland, as an engineer.\" \"Willi was in Warsaw last winter.\" \"You know what happened in the ghetto?\" \"If people read our flyers maybe they'll talk to others about what's going on.\" \"They've become too apathetic.\" \"Thousands are opposed.\" \"They don't know who they are.\" \"Who has the courage to act?\" \"Have you forgotten\" \"Bishop Galen's secret sermons that were circulated?\" \"How they shook us up?\" \"How we waited for them to come?\" \"I don't know.\" \"Hans, you've seen it yourself, most people are afraid to even pick up the flyers.\" \"Stop.\" \"It's my business anyway.\" \"Someone has to take first steps.\" \"How would people find courage otherwise?\" \"People have the feeling they stand alone.\" \"Look at the front lines.\" \"Things can get cracky every moment.\" \"Here I know what I'm fighting for.\" \"Don't worry about things you don't understand.\" \"Don't you have keys?\" \"Looks like some work is going here.\" \"A new unit has been put together.\" \"Tomorrow I'll be in Russia.\" \" How nice.\" \" What?\" \"The new time-table.\" \"A shot of liquor?\" \"No thanks.\" \" It startet already.\" \" Only the documentary.\" \" Hans, aren't you in the clinic?\" \" What are you doing here?\" \" How about tea?\" \" I can't, duty calls.\" \"I can't help it.\" \"I'll get in touch tonight.\" \"Police!\" \"Police!\" \"Look at the way you look!\" \"Go outside and wash your hands.\" \"Stop!\" \"Open up.\" \"We know you're in there.\" \"I'm stuck.\" \"Damn it!\" \"What is it?\" \"Is it because of your father?\" \"Why did he have to say what he did?\" \"It was right.\" \"But not careful.\" \"Don't you understand that?\" \"He didn't yell it out the window.\" \"But he was still denounced.\" \"Should I swallow what I think?\" \"There's no point in taking on the Nazis.\" \"We can only wait it out.\" \"What's wrong with you, Sophie?\" \"You took an oath to the Fuhrer.\" \"How can you wait it out?\" \"You shoot at people.\" \"I haven't had to shoot at anybody yet.\" \"You know that.\" \"But you train others who have to.\" \"We're at war.\" \"Don't you understand?\" \"Yes, we're at war.\" \"Which side are you on?\" \"What do you know about war?\" \"You were never in it.\" \"That's all for now.\" \" I hope I was a help.\" \" Thank you.\" \"May I disturb you, sir?\" \"The postal clerk gave us an exact description.\" \"A man in his early twenties.\" \"He tried to buy 200 eight-pfennig stamps.\" \"Give the description to all post offices and put pressure.\" \"Never can one fight against the current state.\" \"Not even a minor blow.\" \"Sabotage.\" \"In armored and war endeavors...\" \"Sabotage in all gatherings, and in rallies...\" \"Haven't you thought about what it means?\" \"Otherwise I would not have written it.\" \"It's not just railway tracks or train cars... or ammunition depots.\" \"It will hurt people too.\" \"I can't support this.\" \"That's violence, you understand?\" \"Thousands of people are killed every day.\" \"Everywhere.\" \"What's wrong with this violence?\" \"As long as you don't do anything to really put an end to it you too bear responsability for these deaths.\" \"Violence is not within our means.\" \"You think we can do anything about it?\" \"Only the armed forces are able to abolish the nazis.\" \"Do we have to wait for that?\" \"You think it will just happen?\" \"Our goal is spiritual resistance.\" \"That won't do much.\" \"Other groups need to form.\" \"More and more.\" \"A huge network.\" \"We were just about to get in touch with other states.\" \"Are you going off your heads?\" \" Who plans all this?\" \" It's good for me.\" \"Why are we printing these flyers?\" \"For people to recline?\" \"Something must be done.\" \"May I ventilate my opinion here?\" \"Or did you already decide on everything?\" \"Nonsense.\" \"Of course you can...\" \"I won't deliver paper for such flyers.\" \"What you want is more than we can handle.\" \"You were almost caught for a few stamps and you want to help build up other groups.\" \"Then we won't send any more flyers by mail.\" \"Are you startingnow too?\" \"Then we might as well stop now.\" \"If we want to reach certain people, then how else?\" \"If we expand our work we'll be exposed to more danger.\" \"The people we want to contact are all dependable.\" \"Some people out of Willi's old youth group.\" \"I know some people in Ulm.\" \"And we want to talk to Huber.\" \"Why Huber?\" \" Huber?\" \" Why not?\" \"Should he organize stamps?\" \"Willi, you're wrong about Huber.\" \"At least he opens his mouth.\" \"I still don't understand why we should go to him.\" \"What are you doing?\" \"We made precise arrangements, or?\" \"And now...\" \"I don't want to participate in violent action.\" \"It's the flyer.\" \"It won't work.\" \"This way I can't deliver.\" \"We have thought about it too.\" \"For me this is exactly the limit.\" \"Let him.\" \"Stop that jingling please.\" \" I know what's going on.\" \" I told you to forget about it.\" \"Maybe you want to listen to me.\" \"I want to support you.\" \"This is so sudden.\" \"You must understand.\" \"Count me in.\" \"Please, be sensible, it's enough that we're constantly\" \"You mean it's too dangerous.\" \"It's not for women.\" \" Nobody said that...\" \" But thought it.\" \"Yes, it's too dangerous for you.\" \"I should forget what I know.\" \"Can you tell me how to do that?\" \"You'll thank me someday.\" \"Slow down please.\" \"Eight notes.\" \" Stay here!\" \" Leave her alone!\" \" We'll take it to the police.\" \" Are you crazy?\" \"Who would send you that?\" \"What if it's a trap?\" \"Somebody finally says what everybody thinks.\" \"It's not enough that the Gestapo comes to your lectures.\" \" This should be typed and circulated.\" \" Involving us!\" \"You don't have to reproach yourself.\" \"What do I do?\" \"Aesthetics of music, logic, theory of knowledge.\" \"While thousands die, as everything breaks down.\" \" But you can't prevent it.\" \" I know that.\" \"We came to see you for a particular reason.\" \"We found this in the university and...\" \"What do I have to do with it?\" \"We talked about it and we wanted to talk to someone\" \"I was sent this today.\" \" What do you think of it?\" \" It could give people courage.\" \"It could, that's true.\" \"We thought these people should be supported.\" \" You mean passing flyers on?\" \" For example.\" \"Perhaps one should.\" \"But look how limited the circulation is.\" \"And the risk when you compare it with what it achieves.\" \" Whom do you want to reach?\" \"The millions who still eat up the words of our Fuhrer?\" \"Professor, you must...\" \"I see it in my colleagues.\" \"They all try to find something good in it.\" \"Pure opportunism.\" \"And the others buried themselves in their work.\" \"And don't want to know anything.\" \"This is a beginning.\" \"What's to be changed by well-meant appeals?\" \"Wash your hands.\" \"Supper's almost ready.\" \"First, most of the distribution is done by mail.\" \"It must be possible to find out what their system is.\" \"Secondly, here is a list of the recipients.\" \"Teachers, doctors, professors, etc.\" \"It has not yet been evaluated well enough.\" \"Thirdly, where is the paper coming from?\" \"These large amounts of envelopes.\" \"That's it...\" \"And intensify the checks at all post offices.\" \" 50 eight-pfennig stamps.\" \" How many?\" \" 50.\" \" Why so many?\" \"A death in the family.\" \"Just a moment.\" \"How much is the postage?\" \"You probably want to write a few words. 8 pfennigs, Miss.\" \" Is there a cheaper way?\" \" A printed matter. 3 pfennigs.\" \"But you can't write anything.\" \" Then I'll take both.\" \" How many do you need?\" \"50 of each.\" \"Can you open up?\" \"\"And do not forget the little villains of the system.\"\" \"\"Remember their names so that none of them escape.\"\" \"\"So that it is impossible for them to change sides at the last minute and act as if nothing has happened.\"\" \"I'll make some more.\" \"By the way, I brought something.\" \"I thank you, my colleagues.\" \"As you all know, pieces of slanderous writing have turned up lately.\" \"People unknown to us have maligned the achievements of the party, and the great successes of our Fuhrer and his army.\" \"Naturally, these flyers were turned in to my office.\" \"Whereby the students fuhrer was of great assistance.\" \"In the name of the faculty, I've expressed our disgust at incidents to the Gauleiter.\" \" A friend of my father's.\" \" Does he know anything?\" \"I talked to her alone.\" \"2nd floor, land registry.\" \"The stairway.\" \"This is the cupboard the paper is in.\" \"Here's the coat room.\" \" I thought Sophie...\" \" Are you crazy?\" \" Why Sophie?\" \" Only women work there.\" \"Do you want to dress up like a secretary?\" \" Not Sophie?\" \" You could trust her a little more.\" \"That's where the pipe broke.\" \"They had to tear the wall open.\" \" Where to?\" \"Land registry.\" \"2nd floor.\" \"Mondays the motorists.\" \"Tuesdays the cyclists.\" \"Wednesdays the pedestrians.\" \"Thursdays the bomber pilots.\" \" Hey, an alarm!\" \" Sundays the air raid wardens.\" \" You sure are well dressed.\" \" What's happened?\" \"Off to the eastern front next week.\" \"It's strange.\" \"It's like peacetime.\" \"Everything keeps going.\" \"I'm scared of the future.\" \"You don't let me share your life.\" \"I only have moments with you.\" \"I know.\" \"Sure, and now you're going to Russia.\" \"Look, Traute, it's only for 3 months.\" \"We'll be back for the winter semester.\" \"Things are so uneven between us.\" \"Everything is the way you want it.\" \"Come on, let's not talk about it now.\" \"See, that's just what I mean.\" \"Hold it!\" \"Traute move your hand.\" \" I'm already homesick.\" \"Have fun in Hamburg.\" \"So, except for the postal clerk, no clues.\" \"A loner?\" \"I don't think so.\" \"In the meantime, we have over 1000 copies of the 4th flyer.\" \"There's more to it than a few carbon copies and slogans on walls.\" \"There's an organized group behind it.\" \"Communists?\" \"Sabotage in all factories supporting the war effort...\" \"Sabotage, sabotage...\" \" What about that communist group around Joseph Romer and Uhrig?\" \"There could be some of them left.\" \"It's possible.\" \"I don't think so.\" \"It sounds like it comes more from the Catholic corner.\" \"Communists don't write like that.\" \"Whoever doubts the existence of demonic powers has not understood the metaphysics of this war.\" \"Demons have always been lurking in the darkness...\" \"There have never been any organized Catholic groups.\" \"What now?\" \"A man in Berlin wants results.\" \"Combatants in our area have failed to...\" \"We get wounded from the Donetz front daily.\" \"We don't have enough surgeons to perform operations we don't know how to do.\" \"Our ways of helping are limited.\" \"I think of father often...\" \"I'm glad you're with your mother.\" \"Must you work in a munitions factory instead of a hospital?\" \" I didn't have a choice.\" \" Don't they treat you well?\" \"They treat us all right.\" \"Time's up.\" \"Your father will get it.\" \"But first it has to be checked.\" \"Do it like this.\" \"So you can use your right hand.\" \"Stop.\" \"What's going on?\" \"Stop!\" \"They're asking for the ladder.\" \"What does he want with that Russian?\" \"From the opposite site...\" \"We got enough casualties of our own.\" \"What are you bringing in?\" \"What should we do with him?\" \" Hospital.\" \"Disinfection please.\" \" Do you know about infusion?\" \" I try.\" \"All scrap.\" \"Party for the Russians.\" \"With the intention to lock.\" \"What are you looking at?\" \"Come on.\" \"Fast.\" \"Why are you here?\" \"I got to leave soon.\" \"My train leaves in four hours.\" \"How the Russians defend themselves in the weapon factory.\" \"Most of them only produce defects.\" \"So if the grenades don't work...\" \"Hitler won't lose his skin, but we do.\" \"Only if we lose the war can we get rid of nazis.\" \"I'd like to know where you learn these things?\" \"Don't treat me like a little girl.\" \"I don't know who you really are.\" \"If we don't see each other for a while.\" \"I think of all possibilities.\" \"Don't you like me no more?\" \"I don't mean it that way.\" \"Now you're sweet.\" \"When I shut up?\" \"No, so cuddly.\" \"Yes, when I look up to you.\" \"I have only a few hours left.\" \"Aren't you happy I'm here?\" \"Absolutely.\" \"Sorry about earlier.\" \"It's my fault.\" \"Now the time is up... and we haven't got anything from each other.\" \"What is it with you?\" \"Nothing.\" \"Are you crying?\" \"You could have told me something.\" \"You're cute with that crown.\" \"Don't make me look ridiculous.\" \"Come on, don't take it so serious.\" \"That's how I am.\" \"It isn't funny.\" \"How the front really looks like.\" \"That should be on the flyers.\" \"The men tell what goes on when they get home.\" \"You think they...\" \" My tobacco?\" \" Yes.\" \"The people see what's happening.\" \"But they're afraid of what the Nazis have done everywhere.\" \"That the same is in store for us if the war is lost.\" \"That's what most are scared of.\" \"That's why they cling to the Nazis.\" \" Quiet.\" \"What is it?\" \" I don't understand it.\" \" Radio Moscow.\" \"Resistance groups in Berlin...\" \"Gestapo...\" \"Lieutenant Boysen.\" \"Arvid...\" \"Arvid Harnack.\" \" What?\" \"!\" \" Tell me\" \"I know him.\" \"I know him through Lilo.\" \" What about him?\" \" Be quiet!\" \"He is arrested in Berlin.\" \"But that can't be him.\" \"Resistance group.\" \"Lieutenant Schultze-Boysen and Arvid Harnack.\" \"Resistance to fascism and alleged espionage.\" \"And you know him?\" \"Yes, Lilo and Arvid Harnack's brother are very close friends.\" \"Can you talk to Lilo?\" \"Go over the bridge.\" \"That's a ten kilometer detour.\" \" We have seriously wounded.\" \" I can't let you through.\" \"Here's one dying.\" \"Get going and fast.\" \"Stop.\" \"What are you doing here?\" \" We have severely wounded.\" \" Go.\" \"What's going on there?\" \"Nothing.\" \"Just some farmers.\" \"It's all right.\" \"They're shooting prisoners.\" \"If I don't do it, others will do.\" \"And you'll do this to our people too?\" \"Yes, that can happen too.\" \"\"Work service, we love you.\" \"So many shitty things to do.\"\" \" This is Traute.\" \" Gisela Schertling.\" \"We had work service together.\" \"Today is a beautiful day.\" \"I have both of you together.\" \"Let's go to the cafeteria.\" \"What are you studying?\" \"Do your parents know?\" \"Your sister?\" \"Excuse me, but I, first I have to...\" \"this is...\" \"Who else is involved?\" \"Do I know them?\" \"Schmorell, Graf, and Christoph Probst.\" \"Why didn't you speak openly to me before?\" \" Didn't you trust me?\" \" Yes, we did.\" \"But you must understand.\" \"You were so unreceptive at first.\" \"And what do you expect of me now?\" \"Scholl, I'm still against it.\" \"What can flyers accomplish even if widely circulated?\" \"Thousands die in Russia daily.\" \"Our cities are becoming ruins, one after the other.\" \"You want to stop that with flyers?\" \"No, we have to go a step further.\" \"Scholl, how?\" \"We have no means to it.\" \"An intervention by the army would be our only hope.\" \"If you feel the least bit of responsibility for your friends, then I beg you to stop.\" \" You believe in an army coup?\" \" I don't believe in anything.\" \"Even with a coup in Berlin, everything here, the police, the radio, the railroad... would still be held by the Nazis.\" \"What are you planning?\" \"To collect weapons?\" \"Why not?\" \"It's inevitable in the long run.\" \"Whether it's up to us is...\" \"Air raid alarm, Professor.\" \"Then let's go.\" \" Oh, it just moved.\" \" Show me.\" \"Can I join this course?\" \"I'll make a few more sandwiches.\" \"Are you coming?\" \" Come on, let's make a snowman.\" \" Yes, a snowman.\" \"Listen, Harnack agreed.\" \"Lilo has arranged a meeting.\" \" Have you talked to him?\" \" No.\" \"He's expecting us at noon Saturday.\" \"In a hotel in Chemnitz.\" \"We can take the night train.\" \"I've already told you I think it's too great a risk.\" \"It's too dangerous.\" \"I know it by heart now.\" \"Connections to other groups, fine, even in Berlin.\" \"But not with people the Gestapo is keeping an eye on.\" \"How do you know that?\" \"They don't dare with the army.\" \"Not yet.\" \"We don't even know if he can do anything for us.\" \"His brother's group knows people up to the army's top.\" \"He's in jail now.\" \"It's our only opportunity.\" \"Why are you so silent?\" \"Last summer, when Lilo told me... what happened in Munich, I could hardly believe it.\" \" Please give her my greetings.\" \" I will.\" \"Are you stationed in Chemnitz?\" \"At the moment, yes, unfortunately.\" \"But I go to Berlin on weekends as often as I can.\" \"I don't get a pass so I go in civilian clothes.\" \"Of course.\" \"How's your brother?\" \"You can imagine.\" \"Sorry.\" \"What the Gestapo does in their cellars is unimaginable.\" \"I know...\" \"He's still there.\" \"So is his wife as well as the others in the group.\" \"They're not allowed lawyers.\" \"The SS demanded that I arrange their personal matters.\" \"Officially, they're away on a business trip.\" \"I was allowed to see him twice.\" \"They tortured him.\" \"In the meantime we've expanded quite a bit.\" \"There are other groups who want to support us.\" \"And what can I do for you?\" \"Well, we thought... you might help us... contact a resistance group in the army.\" \"In the higher echelons of the army.\" \"You can imagine that my present situation is not easy.\" \"I'll give it a try.\" \"Fritz, how sweet...\" \"He wrote me.\" \"He's in Stalingrad now.\" \"Hans brought it with him.\" \"I know, he showed it to me.\" \"I've already burned my fingers.\" \" What was he doing in Chemnitz?\" \" Visiting an uncle.\" \"He didn't tell me.\" \" Gisela, what a surprise.\" \" How's your uncle?\" \"I called you because I can't get all this off my mind.\" \"I'm asking you to think everything over again.\" \" Now you're disappointed, aren't you?\" \" Yes.\" \"You just don't want to believe how isolated you all are.\" \"Your activities are pointless.\" \"You will be needed when something decisive happens.\" \"We are in contact with the army.\" \"We'll be meeting soon with people from the general staff.\" \"My God, Scholl.\" \"Be careful.\" \"But we have another problem.\" \"We can't keep printing.\" \"We're out of paper.\" \" And you thought I could...\" \" Yes.\" \"You as Professor have better access to paper.\" \"Ridiculously little.\" \"But I know someone...\" \"Come to my office tomorrow afternoon.\" \"I have an idea.\" \"I'll warm up the kohlrabi.\" \"There's enough.\" \"What are you doing here?\" \"What's going on?\" \" You tell me.\" \" You got the flyers?\" \"I brought them from the university.\" \"From the university?\" \"That many?\" \"And what is this?\" \"And this?\" \"My God, Traute.\" \" That's what I'm good enough for.\" \" Don't you understand?\" \"We wanted to spare you this constant fear, damn it.\" \"Where is he?\" \"We have to start.\" \"When is Herta supposed to have a baby?\" \"In ten days.\" \"But you can't depend on the doctors.\" \"If I ever have a baby I just want a midwife.\" \"Tell me if Traute becomes involved in this...\" \"We could have at least talked about it...\" \"Greetings from Huber.\" \"Put that away.\" \"Huber is terrific.\" \"The coming Germany can only be federal\" \"Freeing of the labour class through smart socialism\" \"Every nation, every person has right to the fruits of the earth\" \"What are you writing?\" \"New matrice...\" \"It changes this way...\" \"I just changed it.\" \"A new freedom...\" \"Should be up there.\" \"We said we would...\" \"You shouldn't have changed it, damn it.\" \"You students, gentlemen, are standing in the breakers feeling the pounding of the waves of a new era.\" \"As the intellectual vanguard on all fronts of our fatherland...\" \"Women sit up in the balcony.\" \"...you have a constant duty as the representatives of all of us.\" \"That is why I address the female student body.\" \"With all due respect to your industry, ladies, the German university is not a place for good daughters to evade duties of the fatherland.\" \"It would be much better if the women students would think of their duties... and present our Fuhrer each school year with a degree in the form of a healthy son.\" \"You go to the front!\" \"We have the same right to study!\" \"Keep quiet.\" \"We're not in a Jewish school.\" \" Shut up!\" \" Quiet.\" \" You didn't put the pin in.\" \" I didn't even touch it.\" \" Stop fighting.\" \" Sure.\" \" Now you've really done it.\" \" Quiet.\" \"We need a piece of very nice fabric.\" \"I can understand if some girls think they have to study because they're not pretty enough to find an admirer.\" \"But I can reassure you, ladies.\" \"I can gladly assign you one of my aides.\" \"And I can promise you a pleasant experience.\" \"She was the first one to yell.\" \"Let the girls go.\" \"So, this is your obedience to the Fuhrer.\" \"Fabric.\" \"Whoever protects enemies of the people is one too.\" \"Nazis out!\" \"Revolt.\" \"Student uproar, you did it!\" \"They didn't let him finish his speech.\" \"I'm telling you.\" \"Police... and they had to let everybody go.\" \"You can't imagine it.\" \"May I ask where Gisela...\" \"What is this?\" \"I spoke about it with her.\" \"We can't do this.\" \"If things are like Gisela says, we must stop our activities.\" \"Wait until everything's calmed down?\" \"But we're so close.\" \"They'll strike back and we'll run right into the knife.\" \"People in other cities are also waiting for the flyers.\" \"I'm going home.\" \"I'm tired.\" \"Come on, we have to get the flyers out.\" \"People are waiting for them.\" \"In Hamburg, Ulm, Berlin.\" \"That's right.\" \"You want to take hundreds of flyers by train?\" \"Precisely now?\" \"Coming from Insbruck I was checked 3 times.\" \"In the future they will have a press and we won't have to go.\" \"Do you seriously want to take one to Saarbrucken?\" \"If I can get one.\" \" On that train?\" \" I know it's dangerous.\" \"I dream about our childhood a lot now.\" \"The flyers.... your backpack can't be in your compartment.\" \"Remember how you taught me to swim?\" \"What was that?\" \"I keep worrying about you recently.\" \"The flyers for Hamburg...\" \"Isn't it too risky in Traute's baggage?\" \"Wouldn't it be better to mail it?\" \"That would be more dangerous for them.\" \"But for Sophie to have a whole backpack full...\" \"Yes?\" \"Go on alone.\" \" The winter is over.\" \" Of course.\" \"Just a second.\" \"The soldiers need blankets.\" \"The less blankets the sooner the war is over.\" \" What about Fritz' cold feet?\" \" Even so...\" \" Greetings to your friends.\" \" And to yours.\" \"You got to promise me that.\" \"Your backpack and you are in separate compartments.\" \"That's the limit.\" \"Foreigners occupying seats.\" \"Those people have to work hard too.\" \"You, get up.\" \"The foreigner's sitting here very relaxed...\" \"And our people have to stand.\" \"Your papers, please.\" \"Open up the suitcase.\" \" Do you have any luggage?\" \" That suitcase.\" \" Where are you going?\" \" Ulm.\" \"What's in the backpack?\" \"My papers?\" \" What's in it?\" \" Lots of things.\" \"Let's have a look.\" \"My wife packed my suitcase.\" \"Want me to open it?\" \"You're under arrest.\" \"Did you think we wouldn't see this?\" \"Go on over there.\" \" I'm thirsty.\" \" You had half an apple.\" \" I want something to drink.\" \" Me too.\" \"Leave papers!\" \"Can I see your leave papers?\" \"Go on in.\" \"Travel orders.\" \"Travel orders!\" \" Where are you going?\" \" Saarbrucken.\" \"So, this stays here.\" \"That's less conspicuous.\" \"I can tell the few doctors who come in.\" \"I have them all under control.\" \"They're all okay.\" \"You know my brother?\" \"He has everything under control.\" \"Do not believe the Nazi propaganda... that has filled you with fear of the Bolshevists...\" \" Not so loud.\" \" In Saarbrucken everybody's asleep by 10pm.\" \"Tell me, about the weapons.\" \"What's the situation?\" \"He always has some on the side.\" \"I have a source too.\" \" We talked about it a lot but...\" \" You're opposed.\" \"No, of course not.\" \"But at the moment...\" \"We're a small group.\" \"We have to concentrate on the flyers.\" \"It takes time to stockpile weapons.\" \"Don't believe my brother.\" \"We have everything under control...\" \"We send them.\" \" Did you see your parents already?\" \" I can't.\" \"He's here and doesn't visit his family.\" \" They'd just be afraid.\" \" Sleep at my place.\" \"Say, did you travel without permission?\" \"No leave papers?\" \"My dear boy.\" \"You can go until the Black Sea with this.\" \"And your friends too.\" \"We estimate, more than 3000 were distributed in Munich.\" \"In the university, theatres, entrances of buildings.\" \"1500 letters were sent to us from Vienna, Salzburg and Linz.\" \"As well as Augsburg, Stuttgart, and Frankfurt.\" \"Altogether almost 6000.\" \"There may be a close connection to the university.\" \"We're thinking of the recent disruption.\" \"I want evidence from you, visible results.\" \"Have you taken measures at the university?\" \"We thought...\" \"Offer the university personnel a reward.\" \"Say three thousand.\" \"To get the criminals.\" \"The High Command of the army announces:\" \"The battle for Stalingrad has come to an end.\" \"The valorous Sixth Army, under the leadership of General Field Marshall Paulus, has succumbed to the enemy and the unfavorable conditions.\" \"Their fate was shared by the air force flank division, two Rumanian divisions and a Croatian regiment, soldiers who, with their comrades in the German army did their duty to the utmost.\" \"Under the flag of the swastika...\" \"They died so Germany could live.\" \"That doesn't mean anything.\" \"Fritz can still make it.\" \"FREEDOM\" \"Fellow students.\" \"Our country is deeply moved by the debacle in Stalingrad.\" \"300,000... 300,000 German men sent by our brilliant Fuhrer into needless death and destruction.\" \"Our Fuhrer, we thank you.\" \"Some people are coming, hurry.\" \"Harnack's here.\" \"Hans met him at the station.\" \"I'll tell Huber.\" \"Keep moving.\" \"No stopping!\" \"There's nothing to see.\" \"Remove it.\" \"You're in the way.\" \" Remove that.\" \" Not understand.\" \"Who writes things like that?\" \" Please keep moving.\" \" Not understand.\" \"The problem is that the gen- erals who are opposed to Hitler have other interests.\" \"They still want to win.\" \"If things go well on the front, they'll keep fighting.\" \"Even though it's plain to see we're headed for defeat.\" \"Anyway, even the army expects an invasion.\" \"And you can say with certainty that a coup...\" \"The coup is planned, that's certain.\" \"But when the generals will finally act...\" \"There is an offer from the Soviet Union for a ceasefire.\" \"Two conditions:\" \"Germans must get rid of the Nazi leadership.\" \"And the cessation of hostilities.\" \"We have to change our work.\" \"The time has come.\" \"But, Hans, the way you imagine things...\" \" Time's short!\" \" Expand your contacts.\" \"That's important especially to other resistance groups.\" \"To the churches, social democrats, communists.\" \"And the non-practising church.\" \"I could help you there.\" \"How would such a collaboration look like?\" \"Every group has self- responsability.\" \"Sure.\" \"But a secure connection between groups is necessary.\" \"Now's the time to connect powers.\" \"Collaborating with the communists?\" \"What does that matter now?\" \"The war must be ended.\" \"All people against Nazis need to unite.\" \"No!\" \"I resist any collaboration with Bolshevists.\" \"It'll only worsen things.\" \"They operate mostly in this area here on Ludwigstrasse.\" \"Between the Siegestor and Theresienstrasse.\" \"Ludwigstrasse has few intersecting streets.\" \"Here, at the Siegestor, on Vetarinarstr., on Schellingstr., these lanes here between the church and the library, and on Theresienstr, is where my men will stand watch starting tonight.\" \"Thanks again.\" \" In Berlin, February 25th, 6pm.\" \" The Memorial Church.\" \"Alternative time, 7 pm.\" \"Take care.\" \"If that works out with Berlin...\" \"I have to say, this Harnack...\" \"What is it?\" \"I won't permit this change.\" \"We agreed that only the army...\" \"We're very thankful for your flyer, Professor, but...\" \"We can't print a sentence like that.\" \"What's wrong with it?\" \"Place all authority in our glorious armed forces.\" \"What don't you like about it?\" \"We can only depend on a few people in the armed forces.\" \"Our armed forces aren't so glorious.\" \"No, Scholl.\" \"That's where we disagree.\" \"You go to the Port of Victory.\" \"Is it because they almost caught you?\" \"I don't know.\" \"Did Traute call?\" \"This pressure all the time.\" \"I'd like to let myself go just once.\" \"Often, when I'm alone, I have this empty feeling.\" \"It's like I'm dead.\" \"I'd like to experience something nice.\" \" What's her name?\" \" Katja.\" \" Does she look like you?\" \" I hope not.\" \"Three children... that would make me afraid.\" \" In these times?\" \" What else am I living for?\" \"The circumstances demand, uh, the ceremonies of the occasion.\" \"To the children!\" \"Will Huber continue even if the sentence is out?\" \"I hope so.\" \"It's still his flyer.\" \"I've written something too.\" \"Great!\" \"Our next flyer.\" \" Well...\" \" Now we're going!\" \"In the university first, together.\" \" Then the main post office...\" \" I'll do the cathedral.\" \"Well, but the university first.\" \" You're taking that with you now?\" \" It's safest on me.\" \"We ought to go home empty.\" \"It's late.\" \"The lectures will be over in 2 minutes.\" \"That's them!\" \"Stop!\" \" You're under arrest.\" \" What do you want?\" \"Come with me.\" \"\"Party leaders in bizarre rituals.\"\" \"\"Stupid Fuhrer society.\"\" \"\"Master racists.\"\" \"\"Female students insulted by the Gauleiter with dirty jokes.\"\" \" Thank you, Dr. Wust.\" \" You have to thank Mr. Schmidt.\" \"I only did my duty.\" \"Stand up.\" \" Is that your suitcase?\" \" Yes.\" \"Coming out of our lecture this man said \"you're under arrest.\"\" \"You went to the lecture with a suitcase?\" \"We wanted to go home.\" \"To Ulm.\" \" With an empty suitcase?\" \" For laundry.\" \"We wanted to pick up clean sheets.\" \"Is this your writing?\" \"Somebody supposedly handed you this?\" \"You didn't go to the authorities with it?\" \"I haven't read it yet.\" \" Doesn't it interest you?\" \" It does.\" \" Why?\" \" Why not?\" \"Infamous slander of the Fuhrer.\" \"You support that?\" \"I told you I haven't read it yet.\" \" So, you went to Prof. Huber's lecture?\" \" I already said so.\" \"But you study medicine.\" \"Philosophy interests me.\" \" Then why did you leave early?\" \" We wanted to catch a train.\" \"At what time?\" \"11:40\" \"What exit did you use?\" \"The side exit.\" \" Then how did you get on the stairs?\" \" I wasn't.\" \"So?\" \"But the superintendent saw you there.\" \"How could he?\" \"We were in the lecture.\" \" I thought you left early?\" \" Yes.\" \" Then he did see you.\" \" No.\" \"Then, why were you among the others when he arrested you?\" \"They caught up with us.\" \"We're not getting anywhere.\" \"Three sheets of 8-pfennig stamps.\" \"And 168 five-pfennig stamps.\" \"Over 200 envelopes.\" \"When I need some the stores don't have any, so I kept them.\" \"That many?\" \"Who do you write to so zealously?\" \"My parents, my sisters, my brother Werner.\" \"Where are your sisters?\" \" In Ulm.\" \" And your brother.\" \"Eastern Front.\" \"Large family.\" \"And you send them so much \"printed matter\"?\" \"Slanderous flyers against our Fuhrer as our soldiers fight?\" \"Your brother is on the front.\" \"What would he say?\" \"I didn't distribute any flyers.\" \"Funny, exactly that many flyers fit in your suitcase.\" \"Many suitcases are that size.\" \"Stop it.\" \"Your brother confessed.\" \"Did you know about it?\" \"What?\" \"We found the printing press.\" \"You're still young.\" \"If you disapprove of what your brother did... but didn't know who to turn to...\" \"You're sticking to your family but there are limits.\" \"You couldn't have found something we don't have.\" \"You say someone handed you this handwritten flyer.\" \"Who?\" \"I don't know him.\" \"I told you that.\" \"Perhaps Christoph Probst?\" \"I haven't seen him for months.\" \"But he wrote you.\" \"Isn't this his handwriting?\" \"Yes.\" \"And this too?\" \"I wrote that.\" \"All of a sudden.\" \"So you wrote this disgusting draft for a flyer that was prevented from being circulated.\" \" You ought not mention God.\" \" Your conduct, it suits you.\" \"You subvert the front and now you're insolent.\" \"Many think like us.\" \" They just don't dare say it.\" \" Shut up!\" \"Those who slander National Socialism don't belong to us.\" \"Whoever insults the Fuhrer like this...\" \"Somebody has to start.\" \"We're only the beginning.\" \"Such shameless, infamous people only deserve death.\" \"Your heads will roll too.\" \"Isn't it wonderful that Werner is back?\" \"So he can be at the trial.\" \"I brought you some candy.\" \"I haven't even had lunch yet.\" \"We've asked for pardon.\" \"If we can stay alive for eight more weeks, it'll all be over.\" \" The allied invasion...\" \" No whispering!\" \"Time's up.\" \"Eight weeks...\" \"Sophie, have faith in Jesus.\" \"But you too.\" \"You have to edge away.\" \"Today?\" \"In two hours.\" \"The chaplain is waiting for you.\" \"Actually, this is strictly prohibited.\" \"Two minutes.\" \"Me?\" \"1.\" \"According to the concept of law, the paragraphs leading to the conviction of members of the WHITE ROSE, were not part of the Nazi terror system but common law.\" \"2.\" \"Resistance fighters like the WHITE ROSE were violating rules that were in place at the time.\" \"3.\" \"A justice at the people's court was subjected to these rules.\" \"4.\" \"Resistance fighters couldn't be legally convicted, if their aim was to help their country.\" \"5.\" \"A justice, thinking that a resistance fighter could be convicted properly according to lawful procedure, and sentence him to death, cannot be accused in hindsight.\" \"6.\" \"Until now, no federal government has decided upon undoing these lawful convictions.\""} +{"text": "\"IDENTIFICATION OF A WOMAN\" \"Where the hell did I put that thing?\" \"Keep calm.\" \"Goddamn her paranoia!\" \"His wife was a very fearful woman.\" \"When they divorced, she took her fears with her, but the alarm system stayed.\" \"All right, all right.\" \"I'm coming.\" \"Uncle Niccol\u00f2, don't forget.\" \"You promised me a year ago.\" \"Yeah, I know.\" \"I know.\" \"You're right, damn it.\" \" Everything okay?\" \" Yes.\" \"It was my fault.\" \"I'm sorry, Romolo.\" \" I even brought this.\" \"You never know.\" \" Good thinking.\" \" Good night.\" \"The stamps...\" \"Again?\" \" Mr. Niccol\u00f2 Farra?\" \" Who's this?\" \" So you're back at last.\" \" What do you mean, \"at last\"?\" \"Hello!\" \"I've been asked to tell you something important... for you.\" \"You know what time it is?\" \"You weren't in earlier.\" \"What's your name?\" \"How about meeting somewhere?\" \"If it's so important, tell me now.\" \"Who is this?\" \"Not over the phone.\" \"It's a delicate matter.\" \"Better in person.\" \"Who asked you to call?\" \"I'll tell you when we meet.\" \"Then give me your phone number.\" \"I don't have one.\" \"That's why we have to meet.\" \"How's 10:00 a.m. tomorrow at Fassi's ice cream parlor?\" \"Who is it?\" \"Why can't I stop thinking about you?\" \"Hello.\" \"For some time you've been interested in a girl...\" \"very pretty, I'm told.\" \"I've never met her.\" \"Her name?\" \"I'm sure we're thinking of the same person.\" \"Anyway, it's my business, don't you think?\" \"That's just the point.\" \"I have a feeling it's not just your business.\" \"I'm here to give you some advice.\" \"Such as?\" \"Go on.\" \"I want to hear the end.\" \"That is the end.\" \"This isn't a threat.\" \"Just a simple warning.\" \"You mind explaining that?\" \"Well, if you value your peace of mind...\" \" What can I get you?\" \" Nothing, thanks.\" \"Here.\" \"What some people will do for an ice cream!\" \"Tomorrow at 4:00, then...\" \"on the dot, eh?\" \" I need to use the phone.\" \" Sorry.\" \"Go ahead.\" \"Good-bye.\" \"See you tomorrow.\" \"It's me.\" \"I've got something amusing to tell you.\" \"Can we meet?\" \"Could you get that?\" \"My secretary's gone.\" \"Sure.\" \"Who is it?\" \"I'd like to speak to the doctor.\" \"She's busy.\" \"May I help?\" \"My name's Farra too.\" \"I don't understand.\" \"Are you a gynecologist too?\" \"No.\" \"I meant the doctor is my sister.\" \"That makes me her brother.\" \"I'm calling for an appointment, not to play games.\" \"You're right.\" \"Forgive me.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"Niccol\u00f2 Farra, the film director?\" \"That's what they call us.\" \"Since you have to wait, you mind telling me what you look like?\" \"Why?\" \"You want to use me in a film?\" \"I don't know.\" \"I don't know you.\" \"I'm uneasy when I can't visualize the person I'm talking to on the phone.\" \"Here's my sister.\" \"Could I make an appointment for tomorrow?\" \"Just a moment.\" \"No, I can't tomorrow.\" \"Give me your name and number.\" \"Maria Vittoria...\" \"Luppis.\" \" Just a minute.\" \"65-60-39.\" \"Fine.\" \"I'll have my secretary call you.\" \" Can you wait a minute?\" \" Sure.\" \"If man didn't exist, would God still exist?\" \"There are doubts even with man.\" \"Imagine without him.\" \"It's true.\" \"What did God do before creating the world?\" \"Nothing.\" \"Where's your bed?\" \"Find it.\" \"Your panties?\" \"You take them off, but not right away.\" \"I hope you're not one of those who need sex like their daily bread.\" \"You're the one who asked where the bed was.\" \"Could we just relax for a while?\" \"I have some problems.\" \" Like what?\" \"Not really problems.\" \"It's just that I started late.\" \"Why was that?\" \"I went to school for a year in Wales.\" \"Atlantic College, right on the ocean.\" \"Never heard of it.\" \"Only you blue bloods know these places.\" \"Besides our other studies, we specialized in lifesaving at sea.\" \"Lifesaving?\" \"If our canoes capsized, we had to save each other.\" \"Winter, summer.\" \"Even after meals, and in rough seas.\" \"It was waves and canoes all the time.\" \"But it was actually very nice.\" \"Except there was no screwing.\" \"It wasn't allowed, so I had to wait.\" \"The college was very beautiful.\" \"The doctor told me not to have sex for a few weeks.\" \"My sister?\" \"You went to see her?\" \"I'm sure once won't matter.\" \"A cigarette?\" \"Here.\" \"Is that why the other night...\" \"Please, I don't like to talk about sex.\" \"God forbid!\" \"I know.\" \"I'm incapable of being on time.\" \"Sorry.\" \"What is it?\" \"Any suitors after you recently?\" \"There's always someone.\" \"No, I mean one in particular.\" \"Probably rich and middle-aged.\" \"Why?\" \"This certain person even sent a stooge to threaten me.\" \"What?\" \"Come on.\" \"Threaten you?\" \"Two hours ago.\" \"He called and we met.\" \"He let me know it would be better if I didn't see you again.\" \"Who is it?\" \"No one comes to mind?\" \" Try to think.\" \" I'm trying.\" \"I don't know.\" \"Want me to swear?\" \"Does this face ring a bell?\" \"You sure?\" \"Never seen him before.\" \"I say he's your lover boy's thug.\" \" You think I hang around with thugs?\" \" Thugs, no.\" \"But the Don Juans who pay them, yes.\" \"Your crowd must be full of them.\" \"I quit that crowd a while ago.\" \"So what do we do?\" \"Yes, what do we do?\" \"You don't want to break up because of some jerk, do you?\" \"Of course not.\" \"I wonder what he looks like.\" \"Why don't you introduce me to some of your former friends?\" \" Good evening.\" \" Evening, Carlo.\" \" Mavi?\" \" Hi.\" \"How are you?\" \" See you upstairs?\" \" Of course.\" \" Ah, you're here?\" \" Leaving already?\" \" I'll be back.\" \" How's Mother?\" \"Fine.\" \"Call her.\" \" My sister.\" \" And him?\" \"One would think...\" \" Think what?\" \" Isn't that Mavi Luppis?\" \" Yes, she'd disappeared.\" \"That you shared a canoe with each of them at Atlantic College.\" \" Why?\" \" You're so at ease with them all.\" \"They obviously feel at ease with me.\" \"Besides, I told you I like men.\" \"Especially in spring.\" \"In spring I always feel like meeting new men.\" \"Good thing it's still winter.\" \"I've got time.\" \"Just a moment.\" \"I have something to tell you.\" \"How are you?\" \"Long time no see.\" \"Working on a new film?\" \" You go see them?\" \"Of course.\" \"You mind if we leave?\" \"I wonder if anyone ever watched me while I slept.\" \" Who's that?\" \" That man makes millions a day.\" \"What does he do with it?\" \"Some here have nothing, but those with money know where to put it.\" \"That's why it's not their fault if things go badly.\" \"The system is to blame.\" \" The what?\" \"It's true.\" \"You think what we have is a society?\" \"We lack the concept of a single society.\" \"Instead there's a society for every group.\" \"You have a cigarette?\" \"Sure.\" \"So now you're into politics?\" \"Good evening.\" \"How are you?\" \"Is that blond lady your wife?\" \"You must both come to my place for dinner.\" \"May I call you?\" \"Of course.\" \"What did you mean by \"my place\"?\" \"Your place.\" \"May I borrow it?\" \" I haven't seen you in ages.\" \" I was in Paris.\" \"What do you think of the elections?\" \"I think Mitterand's very nice.\" \"I hope he does well.\" \"In any case, we'll see.\" \"One of my ancestors invented the double-bass.\" \"Tell me, is there always this cliquish atmosphere at your cocktail parties and dinners?\" \"You all seem afraid of being spied on.\" \"Can you blame us?\" \"Many have already fled the country.\" \"I see.\" \"Once it was the poor who emigrated from Italy.\" \"Now it's this crowd.\" \" Really?\" \"Now what will you do?\" \" It's always like this.\" \"Let's go over there.\" \" I see you like strawberries.\" \" And you like your wine.\" \"As always.\" \"What are you doing?\" \"Oh, sorry.\" \"Excuse me, but aren't you...?\" \"Niccol\u00f2.\" \"Excuse me.\" \" Where were you?\" \" I want to introduce you.\" \" I saw him.\" \" Who?\" \"Your admirer.\" \"I'm sure of it.\" \" Point him out.\" \" He's gone now.\" \"How are you?\" \"See you later?\" \"Is something the matter?\" \"Niccol\u00f2's searching for a guest he doesn't know.\" \" What has the poor man done?\" \" Nothing.\" \"Then why are you looking for him?\" \"If someone here was hot for me, don't you think I'd have noticed?\" \"I never know if you're telling the truth.\" \"So?\" \"A little dishonesty at the right moment is called for.\" \"It's strange how, at one and the same time, you can seem intelligent and stupid, good and bad, bitter and sweet.\" \"Me?\" \"Yes, you.\" \"You've got all the good qualities that usually make up a character, and the flaws too.\" \"It's as if you're incapable of...\" \"Mavi.\" \"Listen... if you want to stay together, we have to listen to each other, even the things we don't like, and there'll be more and more of those.\" \"No, let's stay right here a while.\" \"I feel uncomfortable.\" \"They must think I'm an outsider who's come to gawk.\" \"They tolerate me for your sake.\" \" Of course.\" \"See?\" \"You think like them.\" \"Can't you see I'm no longer with this crowd?\" \"I'm with you.\" \"You want me to swear?\" \"Yes, you're cute when you swear.\" \"You paid me a compliment!\" \"You know where the file for 120 is?\" \"Find it for me.\" \"Niccol\u00f2.\" \"Excuse me, but we were first.\" \"Please be patient.\" \"Who knows how long the poor guy's been waiting.\" \"Well, he's not the only one.\" \"Did you get my message?\" \" Yes.\" \" Something happened to my sister.\" \" An accident?\" \"No, they passed her over for head of the gynecology department.\" \"It's an abuse of power.\" \"I'm sure it's my fault.\" \" What do you mean?\" \"He's starting to carry out his threats.\" \"But the bastard doesn't strike at me... but at someone close to me.\" \"That's a low blow.\" \"Do your parents have any connections at the hospital?\" \"My mother might, but you can't get her to do anything.\" \"What's wrong?\" \" I'm really angry.\" \" Why?\" \"My mother's long-time lover won't leave me alone.\" \"He keeps phoning, asking to see me.\" \"Remember that party at Dandini's when I stopped to talk to a man?\" \"May I speak to you for a moment?\" \"There's something I've wanted to tell you for so long now.\" \"May I one of these days?\" \"Tell me now.\" \"You mean something that happened 20 years ago?\" \" How did you know?\" \" Intuition.\" \"Paternity isn't an abstract concept.\" \"Your mother always said if you just looked in the mirror, you'd know you were my daughter.\" \"I'd know no such thing.\" \"Look at our hands.\" \"I've hated him ever since I was a child.\" \"But he's adored me since the day I was born.\" \"But he could never tell anyone, including me.\" \"He couldn't touch me, caress me... because I always felt an instinctive repulsion for him.\" \"I thought of him as a family friend.\" \"I always avoided him.\" \"Why?\" \"It's not your fault.\" \"No, it's not, is it?\" \"See that girl?\" \"I was with a friend two days ago when his motorcycle got a flat.\" \"A car was parked nearby.\" \"I went over to borrow a screwdriver.\" \"She was inside, totally naked, with a guy.\" \"You see?\" \"She recognizes me too.\" \"Niccol\u00f2, don't forget the stamps.\" \"I may be crazy, but I want to make a film with you.\" \"You'll have complete freedom.\" \"I've sent the script over.\" \"Let's see if those damned stamps are here.\" \"A catalogue.\" \"\"Voices from the Other World, or, Think...\" \"I Exist.\" \"Objective Proof of Life After Death.\"\" \"\"Complete freedom,\" and he sends me a script.\" \"\"List of people who've communicated with the other world.\"\" \"I almost feel like calling one of them.\" \"Good Lord.\" \" Would you cut it out?\" \" Who, me?\" \"You disappeared.\" \"What's up?\" \"If I don't put an end to this, I won't get any work done.\" \"Think twice before stopping it.\" \"Is that why you came back?\" \"Who was it who said, \"Family life is an intrusion on one's private life\"?\" \"I can't even think about myself, or the film I want to make.\" \"What's this film about?\" \"I don't know the story yet.\" \"That's why I didn't tell you before.\" \"But the main character is a woman.\" \"How can you know that if you don't know the plot?\" \"It's a feeling.\" \"A feeling in female form.\" \"It's hard to explain.\" \" Another love story.\" \" I didn't say that.\" \"What possible meaning can a love story have today with all the corruption and decay around?\" \"Corruption is the cement that holds this country together.\" \"Besides, corrupt people are the first to want love stories.\" \"I'm looking for a face... an idea for the character, but all I can think of is her.\" \"Won't she do for the character?\" \"Why the hell should Mavi be in my film?\" \"She's in my life.\" \"Isn't it the same thing?\" \"Looking for a character means looking for settings and a story line.\" \"And why can't you find them?\" \"Having a crisis, eh?\" \"What crisis?\" \"Listen... you and I have been discussing things forever.\" \"We've examined and reexamined so many theories and ideas.\" \"Meanwhile the world changes, makes all our words out of date, and becomes increasingly impenetrable.\" \"Have you ever gone hang gliding?\" \"Me neither, but I can imagine it, and that's the sort of feeling I'd like with a woman.\" \"But you always have to talk and say something.\" \"Silence is oppressive.\" \"I'd like to be silent with a woman.\" \"Have the kind of relationship with her that you have with nature.\" \"Unless you're crazy, what do you do at the ocean or in the woods?\" \"You just look in silence.\" \"But though you don't realize it, there's still a dialogue.\" \"You speak and you answer, as if it were another person.\" \"My ideal woman would be like that other person.\" \"Ideal woman!\" \"Are you waiting for her?\" \" Yes, I am.\" \"Mavi, don't come over.\" \"There's someone downstairs.\" \"You hear?\" \" What are you afraid of?\" \"I'm afraid for you, not me.\" \"Besides, it's not about fear.\" \" You've lost your sense of humor.\" \"That would be a shame.\" \"But maybe humor itself has changed.\" \"Then I won't come over.\" \"Hold on.\" \"I'm not coming over.\" \"Look, I've got cellulite already.\" \"I should be in the flower of my youth, but...\" \"You'll be old when no one's in love with you anymore, but I'm here now, so don't worry.\" \"Are you in love with me?\" \"Hello?\" \"I ran all the way up the stairs.\" \"No, I'd just gone out for some cigarettes.\" \"How do I know you're not seeing this man secretly?\" \"I've told you so.\" \"Want me to swear?\" \"No, I believe you.\" \"You say you do, but you don't.\" \"Whatever you say.\" \" Is that man still there?\" \" Yes.\" \"Invite him up for a drink.\" \"Good idea.\" \"I'll call you later.\" \"My God!\" \"Who's there?\" \"It's me.\" \"Don't turn on the light.\" \"You're crazy.\" \"Why not?\" \"That guy at my place followed me.\" \"If it's dark, he'll go away.\" \"He must have a family too.\" \"Then you and I will go away.\" \" Where to?\" \" The country, okay?\" \" Yes, my love.\" \"My love...\" \"Will it be cold?\" \"ls the place heated?\" \"I don't know.\" \"It's not my place.\" \"I rented it a few times in the summer.\" \"It might be cold.\" \"Bring a sweater or something.\" \"Look.\" \"Think that's him?\" \"No, that's not his car.\" \"Anyone out at night must have their reasons, whether silly or serious.\" \"We think they're crooks.\" \"You know why?\" \"We're the ones full of suspicion, for purely emotional reasons.\" \"Here comes the fog.\" \" Go slow.\" \" Slower than this?\" \" I can't see.\" \" We just follow the white line.\" \" Sure this is the right road?\" \" Let's hope so.\" \"Can I have a cigarette, please?\" \"Here.\" \"You got a light?\" \"I don't want it.\" \"You want it?\" \"Okay.\" \"Mad at me?\" \"A traffic light.\" \"What's this about?\" \"Nick?\" \"Where are you?\" \"I'm right here.\" \"Don't disappear like that, please.\" \"Think we're being spied on here too?\" \"I don't think so.\" \"I say we are.\" \" Why do you say that?\" \" I feel it.\" \"Very well.\" \"Want to bet we can shake them off?\" \"Watch out!\" \"You're crazy.\" \"Stop.\" \"I can't see a thing.\" \"I said stop!\" \"Please stop.\" \"I'm scared.\" \"Enough!\" \"I'm frightened!\" \"Stop!\" \"Let me out.\" \"You're a real...\" \"Excuse me.\" \"Have you seen a girl with short hair in a jacket?\" \"Who can see anything here?\" \"There's a mess back there.\" \"I don't know what happened, but shots were fired.\" \"Didn't you hear them?\" \"It seems someone fell in the river.\" \"Seems there's a gang of...\" \" Hooligans.\" \"Stealing out of cars and assaulting passengers.\" \"They even rang the bells.\" \" They sure did.\" \"Didn't you hear them?\" \"What about the ambulance?\" \"Are you deaf?\" \"I don't believe this.\" \"Don't you feel well?\" \"How long are you gonna be mad at me?\" \" It's all built on hollow ground.\" \" What?\" \"There's an old Roman villa underneath.\" \"That's why they rented it to me.\" \"The house is sinking into the void.\" \"Time exacts its revenge.\" \"Let's look.\" \"I've never been down there.\" \"Give me your hand.\" \"Careful.\" \"Come on.\" \"It's damp.\" \" It'll never light.\" \" Why so pessimistic?\" \"Don't you trust nature?\" \"In Baku, in Russia, there's still a temple to the god of fire, with flames rising perpetually from the bowels of the earth.\" \"It's actually petroleum that's burning.\" \"They're swimming in it...\" \"lucky them.\" \" I'm fond of you.\" \" Why don't you say, \"I love you\"?\" \"I don't think I've ever said it in my life.\" \"Too bashful, perhaps.\" \"Tell me you love me, and then tell me what it means to love.\" \"You don't love me.\" \"You need me, and that's not love.\" \"You need me in order to live or survive.\" \"That's everyone's problem today...\" \"how to survive.\" \"I'm not wearing it.\" \"Why not?\" \"I like being cold.\" \"But you'd like to see me wrapped in warm clothes so I don't catch pneumonia or even a cold.\" \"Well, if I do, it's my business!\" \"You'll never catch anything.\" \"You're immune to disease, like a shark.\" \"They can swallow a license plate or the polio virus.\" \"They digest it all.\" \"I don't want to stay here.\" \"Where would we go?\" \"There are no hotels around.\" \"And all those disgusting creatures down there.\" \"It's sealed up.\" \"Don't be afraid.\" \"You make me afraid.\" \"Me?\" \"I thought you felt protected with me.\" \"Afraid you'll ruin my life.\" \"Couldn't your life be like our life the last few months?\" \"That life has been a temporary thing for both of us.\" \"I don't even know any of your friends.\" \"I know nothing about you.\" \"And do you like the life I lead?\" \"Christ, you don't mince words.\" \"Elena.\" \"Did we rent the same house?\" \"Did you put down a deposit too?\" \"No, I just...\" \"Hello?\" \"This is Mr. Farra.\" \"ls Miss Mavi in?\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"She hasn't been here today.\" \" Is she in town?\" \" I believe so.\" \"Is her sister at home?\" \"I'm sorry, but she's out.\" \"Thanks.\" \"Very kind of you.\" \"Too kind!\" \" What is it?\" \" Mr. Farra's on the phone.\" \"He's looking for Maria Vittoria.\" \"Let him look.\" \"Excuse me.\" \"You're Mavi's sister, aren't you?\" \"Yes.\" \"And you're Niccol\u00f2?\" \"I'm sorry, but I can't help you.\" \"Try to understand.\" \"I see.\" \" Been waiting long?\" \" A bit.\" \"The doorman let me in.\" \"My sweet little sister.\" \"Come look.\" \"What is it?\" \"Have you seen that nest?\" \" That's not a nest.\" \" Then what is it?\" \"Who knows?\" \"Where are the birds when their nests are empty?\" \"Just flying around.\" \"Did you find the stamps?\" \"Come on.\" \"I've got a whole boxful for you.\" \"Not very talkative today, are we?\" \"A brother and sister, both depressed, don't make a very happy pair.\" \"When will I get to meet Mavi?\" \"Probably never.\" \"Her fault or yours?\" \"Why do you ask me that?\" \"With your wife it was your fault.\" \"Lucio, you've got your stamps.\" \"Let's go.\" \"Niccol\u00f2, why don't you make a science fiction movie?\" \"Not a bad idea.\" \"Swimming, please.\" \"You don't remember me?\" \"We saw each other at a party.\" \"No, I don't remember.\" \"Your boyfriend?\" \"No, a friend.\" \"You like to swim?\" \"Then what are you doing here?\" \"Nothing much.\" \"I like it.\" \"I dove when I was young too.\" \"I even won a medal.\" \"Have you ever been in love?\" \"Have you ever wanted to be?\" \" Why not?\" \" I'm incapable of it.\" \"Are you frigid?\" \"You believe in chastity?\" \"That could be a solution.\" \"You don't look like you take drugs.\" \"I don't.\" \"Then what do you like?\" \"I like... to masturbate.\" \"Better yet if someone else helps.\" \"Especially a woman.\" \"Why's that?\" \"A woman does it to give me pleasure.\" \"A man does it for himself, to show off his virility.\" \"With a woman it's much gentler.\" \" You know Mavi Luppis?\" \" Sort of.\" \"She's older than me.\" \"She slept with one of my girlfriends.\" \"Is this girlfriend young?\" \"Blond?\" \"Your height, by any chance?\" \"It was one night... at the beach.\" \"We'd just finished dinner.\" \"There was a boxing match on TV.\" \"The men went off to watch and left us two alone.\" \"That pissed us off, so we ended up in bed.\" \"A sort of antimale protest.\" \"Is Mavi in Rome now?\" \"I don't know.\" \"Wait for me and we'll leave together.\" \" Am I late?\" \" You changed cars.\" \"I've changed my way of thinking and feeling.\" \"I'll park.\" \"What's this?\" \"You've gone high-fashion.\" \"I thought the country made people simpler.\" \"I am simpler.\" \"Doesn't it show?\" \"Too chic, right?\" \" Why did you call?\" \" I wanted to see you.\" \"Wanted to?\" \"Not anymore?\" \"Sure.\" \"And you?\" \"What I really want to do is pee.\" \" There's a bar there.\" \" Not in a bar.\" \"I'm sure it's out of order.\" \"Then let's go to the theater.\" \"These inconveniences don't happen in the country.\" \"You slip behind a tree and you're happy.\" \"I think you're happy when your body is in tune with your thoughts and ideas.\" \"Mine's used to being out among fields, rivers, trees, frost.\" \"Thoughts there are different from thoughts in the city.\" \"Nature's laws don't count here.\" \"I'd feel empty here.\" \"That's why I called you.\" \"Because you come out with things like that.\" \" Meaning?\" \" I like them.\" \" Let's forget the theater.\" \" And do what instead?\" \"Let's get something to eat and talk.\" \"Cute girls, though.\" \"We'll come another night.\" \"There's one of them now.\" \"Hurry up.\" \"We're late.\" \"You know her?\" \"She's very sexy.\" \" You wanted to pee.\" \" Don't worry.\" \"I can hold it for three years.\" \"Why'd you come back to see the show?\" \"I didn't.\" \"I came back to see how they make buns.\" \"I've heard you're one of those decadent intellectuals... that one just can't talk to.\" \"I'm not an intellectual, decadent or otherwise.\" \"Two people told me so.\" \"It must be true.\" \"I haven't heard anything about you.\" \"Ah yes, someone told me you're sexy.\" \" Is that all?\" \" I'm sure people say a lot more.\" \"I'll ask around.\" \"Who are you sleeping with?\" \"A boy my age.\" \"Ouch!\" \"Your director?\" \"Do you sleep with your actresses?\" \"Rarely.\" \"I'm glad it's not your director.\" \"Why?\" \"Two reasons.\" \"The second is that his face would make Heine say,\" \"\"He's as sad as a German who died the day before.\"\" \" Who's Heine?\" \" A German who died two centuries ago.\" \"And the first reason?\" \"Guess.\" \"The horses are down there.\" \"Down there?\" \"That's why I came here.\" \"Here we are.\" \"It's that house.\" \"That one?\" \"It's charming.\" \"It belongs to friends who live in that mansion.\" \"Cute place.\" \"Sit down.\" \"Do I have to?\" \"What is it?\" \"Oh... just thinking about a woman.\" \"You think about her often?\" \"No, that's water under the bridge.\" \"I haven't ridden in ages.\" \"Bouncing in the saddle gets me excited.\" \"How do you know how to ride?\" \"A friend taught me.\" \"Her father had a stable.\" \"So you run in those circles too.\" \"Too?\" \"You mean her again?\" \"I was already working at 16.\" \"I went around in a van with a guy who sold dresses.\" \"And I modeled them... 10 or 20 times a day.\" \"I was dead tired at night.\" \"I got 10,000 lire a day.\" \"That was a lot for me.\" \"A nice guy?\" \"Quite nice.\" \"Inexhaustible.\" \"After work he always wanted to go out dining and dancing, but I was too tired.\" \"I went along just once.\" \"And then?\" \"I never slept with him, if that's what you're asking.\" \" You were thinking it, right?\" \" I admit it.\" \"I was.\" \"I must be going soft.\" \"I've never been to your place.\" \"Will you take me?\" \"You're welcome whenever you like.\" \"I have today off.\" \"Shall we meet later?\" \"You want the key?\" \"Good God, no.\" \"I'd be too afraid of losing it.\" \"Evening.\" \"Don't like it?\" \"I don't know.\" \"I came to see you in your place, not the place itself.\" \"It's my place, but my ex-wife decorated it.\" \"Where would you be if I wasn't here?\" \"In my study.\" \"Where?\" \"Up there.\" \"Beautiful!\" \"What are all those pictures?\" \"Women, as you can see.\" \"For a film?\" \"I'm looking for a face.\" \" What kind?\" \" Good question.\" \"Pretty, huh?\" \"He's interesting too.\" \"Very lively eyes.\" \"They're terrorists, with very consistent lives.\" \"In their world of virility, courage, and even cowardly acts, they could only have a violent relationship.\" \"The girl left her husband over ideological differences.\" \"She left her son with him and went to live with that other man.\" \"She and her husband only cross paths in the papers.\" \"Her husband's in prison too?\" \"What a saga!\" \"Those two have everything in common:\" \"ideology, fanaticism, covert lives, danger.\" \"They have to be good together.\" \"It's normal relationships that start having problems.\" \"Shall we go to the theater or a movie?\" \"These came this afternoon for the young lady who...\" \"There's a card.\" \"It's like a funeral.\" \" Where shall I put them?\" \" You keep them, Romolo.\" \"What'll I do with them?\" \"Give them to the man downstairs.\" \"He'll be delighted.\" \"Goddamned fucking flowers!\" \"Who would send this stuff?\" \"Have you ever hated someone?\" \"Really hated?\" \"I don't think so.\" \"Is it the same girl you mentioned earlier?\" \"She's not the one I hate.\" \"It's the guy who sends me the chrysanthemums.\" \"Japanese ones!\" \"He should know it's over, but he keeps on.\" \"Hate is one of the few things I do believe in.\" \"But there's too much around right now, and he's unloading his on me.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"No, I'm the one who's sorry.\" \"I'm not enough for you.\" \"Don't think like that.\" \"I feel so impotent, damn it!\" \"Second star to the right That's the path\" \"And then straight on till morning\" \"You find the path on your own\" \"It leads to the island of Neverland\" \" How are you?\" \" How am I?\" \"I gave you some advice before.\" \"Here's some more:\" \"Let's not make a scene.\" \"Exactly.\" \"No scenes.\" \"Go on.\" \"What are you doing here?\" \"Nothing.\" \"My car broke down.\" \"I was looking for a phone box.\" \"A phone box, eh?\" \"What a coincidence.\" \"You can use the phone at my place.\" \"I live nearby.\" \"What do you want?\" \"No, you tell me who hires you to do his dirty work!\" \"Luckily the police chief was no fool.\" \"Thank God.\" \"He said, \"You're looking for a stranger who's threatened you?\" \"Everyone threatens us here.\" \"Wherever you go, you're never safe.\" \"Want us to lock everyone up?\"\" \"Why do you have to find out this man's name?\" \"You're right.\" \"What do I care?\" \"You're going out?\" \"I came to be with you.\" \"Want to know where I'm going?\" \"To look for her.\" \" How will you do that?\" \" I have an idea.\" \"You don't even know her name.\" \"I'm not as dumb as you think.\" \"Listen, forget it.\" \"I already told you.\" \"I don't give a damn.\" \"Why that look?\" \"I'm trying to figure out if you're sincere.\" \"Very sincere.\" \"Anyway, I'd rather not be with you today.\" \"ls that okay?\" \"May I stay a while?\" \"Of course.\" \"Rummage around in the drawers if you like.\" \"I'd rather rummage around in here.\" \"No hard feelings, right?\" \"See you tomorrow, okay?\" \"Still here?\" \"I suddenly got very sleepy.\" \"That's for you.\" \"Page 41.\" \"How did you do it?\" \"Some other time.\" \"No.\" \"Tell me now, please.\" \"The florist's name was on the card with the chrysanthemums.\" \"What idiots!\" \"So?\" \"So I went there.\" \"They said a woman had ordered the flowers.\" \"Probably a secretary.\" \" Whose?\" \"I didn't ask.\" \"I was looking for her, not him.\" \"But what led you to her?\" \"This copy of Time was at the florist's.\" \"A florist who reads Time?\" \"Come on.\" \"Maybe he doesn't read it, but it was there.\" \"Maybe the secretary left it.\" \"Ida, if you're hiding something, I'll...\" \"You'll what?\" \"You said to drop it because you didn't give a damn about her.\" \"Her, not him!\" \"For God's sake!\" \"You can't spend your whole life waiting to get revenge.\" \"You can't understand.\" \"Why not?\" \"I'm a human being like you.\" \"A different sex only by chance.\" \"Tell me the truth.\" \"Why must you know?\" \"It's like when I look for the solution to a film's plot and can't find it.\" \"I have my suspicions.\" \"I want to know if I'm right.\" \"Whom do you suspect?\" \"The father.\" \"You think he's in love with her?\" \"Paternal love, paternal jealousy...\" \"it happens.\" \"Framing a shot?\" \"My forehead's too big, right?\" \"That's what gives your face that incredible openness.\" \"This girl here.\" \"Will you help me find her?\" \"You want her for a film?\" \"Can we publish that?\" \"No film.\" \"I just want her address.\" \"All right.\" \"Very pretty, isn't she?\" \"Very pretty.\" \"Stay and talk a while.\" \"We never see each other.\" \"I can't today.\" \"I'm in a hurry.\" \"She was at this address.\" \"Excuse me... do you know a girl called Maria Vittoria?\" \" Who?\" \" Mavi.\" \"Ah, Mavi.\" \"No, I don't know her.\" \"Never heard of her.\" \" Is Mavi in?\" \" Mavi who?\" \"There's no Mavi Luppis here.\" \"I see.\" \"Thanks.\" \"Why don't you come in?\" \" Some other time.\" \" As you like.\" \" Is that you?\" \" Who else?\" \"You gonna open up?\" \" The thing's broken.\" \" What thing?\" \"The lug to pull the bolt.\" \"Why did you bolt it?\" \"He's downstairs.\" \" Who?\" \" Niccol\u00f2.\" \"He came up earlier.\" \"Maybe you should close the door downstairs.\" \"What are you doing now?\" \"Why did you stop?\" \"I went to get some oil.\" \"Slide the matches under the door.\" \"I hope you won't be leaving here too.\" \"WAITING FOR YOU AT HOME...\" \"IDA\" \"It's open.\" \"I have some good news... at least for us.\" \"One of the actors is sick.\" \"The show's cancelled for three days.\" \"Do you know Venice in winter?\" \"The open lagoon?\" \"Venice in winter, yes.\" \"But what's the open lagoon?\" \"Past the islands, toward the sea.\" \"Here we are.\" \"This is the open lagoon.\" \"How solitary.\" \"I always have so many friends around.\" \"I like lots of company.\" \"It's very beautiful, but sad.\" \"It's the water that's sad.\" \"The sound of the water.\" \"Listen.\" \"There's no joy in it.\" \"Forgive me.\" \"For what?\" \"For bringing you here.\" \"It's a sickness with me... a professional quirk, finding locations like this.\" \"One hopes solitude will stir the imagination.\" \"Forgive me?\" \"If not, I'll jump in and never surface again.\" \"If you do, I'll follow you.\" \"The current will carry me out to sea, where I'll be swallowed by a whale.\" \"And you and every other man who's loved me will roam the seas in search of that whale.\" \"Like Moby Dick!\" \" Don't count on it.\" \" Why?\" \"I don't like whales.\" \"On the way here we were happy as larks.\" \"I still am.\" \"The solitude doesn't change that.\" \"We always imagine happiness is somewhere other than where we are.\" \"That must be why there's so much suffering in this world.\" \"Maybe one should just get married first and resolve all the questions later.\" \"Shall we get married?\" \"I don't see any other solution.\" \"Has not seeing other solutions become a vice?\" \"That's our spot.\" \"You can't dock there.\" \"The doorman will take care of it.\" \"Miss, there's a call for you.\" \"Booth No. 1.\" \"Yes, I'll see to your boat.\" \"Are you sure?\" \"When did he call you?\" \"I don't know what to say.\" \"It's so exciting.\" \"How can I explain?\" \" Good news?\" \" Yes.\" \"I don't know.\" \"I'm going to have a baby.\" \"I just got the results of the test.\" \"Why are you acting like this?\" \"You were happy a minute ago.\" \"You said you were taking precautions.\" \"Yes, but...\" \"How long have we known each other?\" \"I must have already been pregnant.\" \"We were looking for an ending.\" \"Here it is.\" \" You talk like a director.\" \" I am one.\" \"You Italian directors seem to be paid to be angry at the world.\" \"And laugh at it too.\" \"Which is just another way of resisting it.\" \"But I'm at peace with everything that happens to me.\" \"I'll suffer terribly if you won't see me anymore.\" \"Seems there's a price to pay for keeping the baby.\" \"You're my love.\" \"Say that again.\" \"You're my love... my feast, my New Year... my drug.\" \"You're so many things.\" \"But you don't bring order to my life.\" \"Order for me is a guy who...\" \"You remember the day you showed me the pictures of two terrorists?\" \"You said...\" \"\"They have everything in common:\" \"ideology, fanaticism, covert lives, danger.\" \"They have to be good together.\"\" \"This guy... if you see him... and even more, if you get to know him... we're good together too.\" \"Besides, could you be father to a child that wasn't yours?\" \"It's a story about a spaceship that flies right up close to the sun.\" \"Doesn't it burn up?\" \"In science fiction you can never say what's true to life and what isn't.\" \"My spaceship is an asteroid that was captured in space and transformed.\" \"It's made of a rare mineral that can withstand millions of degrees.\" \"Why is it headed for the sun?\" \"To study it.\" \"The day mankind understands what the sun is made of and its power, perhaps we'll understand the entire universe and the reasons behind so many things.\" \"And then?\""} +{"text": "\"Christmas comes but once a year\" \"For every girl and boy\" \"The laughter and the joy\" \"They find in each new toy\" \"I'll tell you of a little boy\" \"Who lives across the way\" \"This little fella 's Christmas\" \"Is just another day\" \"It was just before dawn\" \"One miserable morning\" \"In black '44\" \"When the forward commander was told to sit tight\" \"When he asked that his men be withdrawn\" \"And the generals gave thanks\" \"As the other ranks\" \"Held back the enemy tanks for a while.\" \"And the Anzio bridgehead\" \"Was held for the price\" \"Of a few hundred ordinary lives\" \"He's the little boy\" \"That Santa Claus forgot\" \"And Goodness knows\" \"He didn 't want a lot\" \"He sent a note to Santa\" \"For some soldiers and a drum\" \"It broke his little heart\" \"When he found Santa hadn't come\" \"In the street he envies\" \"All those lucky boys\" \"So ya thought ya\" \"Might like to\" \"Go to the show\" \"To feel the warm thrill of confusion\" \"That space cadet glow\" \"Tell me, is something eluding you, sunshine\" \"Is this not what you expected to see\" \"If you wanna find out what's behind these cold eyes\" \"You'll just have to claw your way through this disguise\" \"Mama loves her baby\" \"And Daddy loves you too\" \"And the sea may look warm to you, babe\" \"And the sky may look blue\" \"Ooh, ooh, ooh\" \"Ooh, babe\" \"Ooh, ooh, ooh\" \"Baby blue\" \"Ooh, ooh, ooh\" \"Ooh, ooh, babe\" \"If you should go skating\" \"On the thin ice of modern life\" \"Dragging behind you\" \"The silent reproach\" \"Of a million tear-stained eyes\" \"Don 't be surprised when a crack in the ice\" \"Appears under your feet\" \"You slip out of your depth and out of your mind\" \"With you fear flowing out behind you\" \"As you claw the thin ice\" \"Daddys flown across the ocean\" \"Leaving just a memory\" \"A snapshot in the family album\" \"Daddy, what else did you leave for me?\" \"Daddy, what'd ya leave behind for me?\" \"All in all it was just a brick in the wall.\" \"All in all it was all just bricks in the wall.\" \" What?\" \" Will you put me on there?\" \" Well, where's your mother, then?\" \" She's gone to the shops.\" \"Yes, all right.\" \"How's that then?\" \"Enjoying it?\" \"Lovely, lovely.\" \"Now off you go.\" \"Go on.\" \"Now what have I told you about this?\" \"What have I told you?\" \"Go on, go on now.\" \"Sling your hook.\" \"Go on.\" \"Sling your hook.\" \"And kind old King George\" \"Sent Mother a note\" \"When he heard that Father was gone\" \"It was, I recall\" \"In the form of a scroll\" \"Gold leaf and all\" \"And I found it one day...\" \"In a drawer of old photographs...\" \"Hidden away.\" \"And my eyes still grow damp to remember\" \"His Majesty signed with his own rubber stamp.\" \"It was dark all around\" \"There was frost in the ground\" \"When the tigers broke free\" \"And no one survived\" \"From the Royal Fusiliers Company C\" \"They were all left behind\" \"Most of them dead\" \"The rest of them dying\" \"And that's how the high command\" \"Took my daddy, from me.\" \"Did you see the frightened ones?\" \"Did you hear the falling bombs?\" \"Did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter\" \"When the promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath the clear blue sky?\" \"Did you see the frightened ones?\" \"Did you hear the falling bombs?\" \"The flames are all long gone but the pain lingers on.\" \"Good-bye\" \"Blue sky\" \"Good-bye, blue sky\" \"Good-bye\" \"Good-bye\" \"Wait for me, Pinky, you rotten bleeder.\" \" They're my bullets, ain't they?\" \" I don't know.\" \"Come on, Tubs.\" \"It's great down in the tunnel.\" \"Don't you think it'd be dangerous, Pinky?\" \"No.\" \"Don't be daft.\" \" You all right, Tubs?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Hurt me knee a bit.\" \" Come on.\" \" Na.\" \"It's too dangerous.\" \" We'll wait for the train.\" \" Give me the torch.\" \" Pinky!\" \"Here comes the train !\" \" Get off the line, you bloody idiot!\" \"Here it comes!\" \" Pinky, get off the line!\" \"Here it comes!\" \" Pinky, get off the line!\" \" You !\" \" You!\" \"Yes, you !\" \" Stand still, laddie!\" \"When we grew up and went to school\" \"There were certain teachers who would hurt the children anyway they could\" \"By pouring their derision upon anything we did\" \"Exposing every weakness\" \"However carefully hidden by the kids\" \" What have we here, laddie?\" \" Mysterious scribblings?\" \"A secret code?\" \" No.\" \"Poems, no less.\" \" Poems, everybody!\" \" The lad here reckons himself a poet.\" \" \"Money, get back.\" \"I'm all right, Jack.\" \" Keep your hands off my stack.\" \" New car, caviar, four-star daydream.\" \" Think I'll buy me a football team.\"\" \" Absolute rubbish, laddie!\" \" Get on with your work.\" \" Repeat after me:\" \" An acre is the area of a rectangle...\" \" whose length is one furlong...\" \" and whose width is one chain.\" \"But in this town it was well known\" \"When they got home at night their fat and psychopathic wives\" \"Would thrash them within inches of their lives\" \"We don 't need no education\" \"We don't need no thought control\" \"No dark sarcasm in the classroom\" \"Teacher, leave them kids alone\" \"Hey, teacher, leave them kids alone\" \"All in all it's just another brick in the wall\" \" Wrong!\" \"Do it again !\" \"All in all you're just another brick in the wall\" \"We don 't need no education\" \" If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!\" \"We don't need no thought control\" \" How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?\" \"No dark sarcasm in the classroom\" \" You !\" \"Yes, you, laddie!\" \" Poems, everybody.\" \"The lad here reckons himself a poet.\" \"Teachers, leave them kids alone\" \"Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone\" \"All in all you're just another brick in the wall\" \"All in all you're just another brick in the wall\" \"We don 't need no education\" \"No dark sarcasm in the classroom\" \" Again.\" \"An acre is the area of a rectangle...\" \" whose length is one furlong...\" \" and whose width is one chain.\" \"Mother, do you think they'll drop the bomb\" \"Mother, do you think they'll like the song\" \"Mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls\" \"Mother, should I build the wall\" \"Mother, should I run for president\" \"Mother, should I trust the government\" \"Mother, will they put me in the firing line\" \"Mother, am I really dying\" \"Hush now, baby, baby don't you cry\" \"Mama 's gonna make all of your nightmares come true\" \"Mama 's gonna put all of her fears into you\" \"Mama 's gonna keep you right here under her wing\" \"She won 't let you fly but she might let you sing\" \"Mama 's gonna keep baby cozy and warm\" \"Ooooh, babe\" \"Ooooh, babe\" \"Ooh, babe, of course Mama 's gonna help build the wall\" \" Hello.\" \"Hello.\" \"Is there anybody in there?\" \" Do you remember me?\" \" I'm the one from the Registry Office.\" \"Mother, do you think she's good enough\" \"For me\" \"And, Mother do you think she 's dangerous\" \"To me\" \"Mother, will she tear your little boy apart\" \"Ooooh, Ma\" \"Mother, will she break my heart\" \"Hush now, baby, baby don't you cry\" \"Mama 's gonna check out all your girlfriends for you\" \"Mama won 't let anyone dirty get through\" \"Mama 's gonna wait up until you get in\" \"Mama will always find out where you've been\" \"Mama 's gonna keep baby healthy and clean\" \"Oooh, babe\" \"Oooh, babe\" \"Ooh, babe You'll always be baby to me\" \"Mother, did it need to be so high\" \" Hello?\" \" Yes, a collect call... for Mrs. Floyd from Mr. Floyd.\" \" Will you accept the charge from the United States?\" \" I wonder why he hung up.\" \"Is there supposed to be someone else there... besides your wife, sir, to answer?\" \" Hello?\" \" This is United States calling.\" \"Are we reaching\" \"See, he keeps hanging up, and it's a man answering.\" \"What shall we use\" \"To fill\" \"The empty spaces\" \"Where waves\" \"Of hunger\" \"Roar\" \"Shall we set out across\" \"This sea\" \"Of faces\" \"In search of more\" \"And more applause\" \"Shall we buy a new guitar\" \"Shall we drive a more powerful car\" \"Shall we work straight through the night\" \"Shall we get into fights\" \"Leave the lights on Drop bombs\" \"Do tours of the East Contract diseases\" \"Bury bones Break up homes\" \"Send flowers by phone\" \"Take to drink Go to shrinks\" \"Give up meat Rarely sleep\" \"Keep people as pets\" \"Train dogs Race rats\" \"Fill the attic with cash\" \"Bury treasure Store up leisure\" \"But never relax at all\" \"With our backs to the wall\" \"I am just a new boy\" \"A stranger in this town\" \"Where are all the good times\" \"Who 's gonna show this stranger around\" \"Ooooh\" \"I need a dirty woman\" \"Ooooh\" \"I need a dirty girl\" \"Will some woman in this desert land\" \"Make me feel like a real man\" \"Take this rock and roll refugee\" \"Ooh, babe, set me free\" \"Ooooh\" \"I need a dirty woman\" \"Ooooh\" \"I need a dirty girl\" \"Ooooh\" \"I need a dirty woman\" \"Ooooh\" \"I need a dirty girl.\" \" Oh, my God.\" \" What a fabulous room.\" \" Are all these your guitars?\" \" God.\" \"This place is bigger than our whole apartment.\" \" You like the tube, huh?\" \"Can I get a drink of water?\" \" Can I get you a drink of water?\" \" Oh, wow, look at this tub!\" \"Wanna take a bath?\" \" What are you watching?\" \" Hello?\" \"Hello?\" \" You feeling okay?\" \"Day after day\" \"Love turns grey\" \"Like the skin of a dying man\" \"And night after night\" \"We pretend it's all right\" \"But I have grown older\" \"And you have grown colder\" \"And nothing is very much fun anymore\" \"And I can feel\" \"One of my turns coming on\" \"I\" \"Feel\" \"Cold as a razor blade\" \"Tight as a tourniquet\" \"Dry as a funeral drum\" \"Run to the bedroom\" \"In the suitcase on the left you'll find my favorite axe\" \"Don 't look so frightened This is just a passing phase\" \"One of my bad days\" \"Would you like to watch TV\" \"Or get between the sheets Or contemplate the silent freeway\" \"Would you like something to eat\" \"Would you like to learn to fly\" \"Would ya Would you like to see me try\" \"Would you like to call the cops\" \"Do you think it's time I stopped\" \" Next time, fuckers!\" \"Why are you running away\" \"Oooh, babe\" \"Don 't leave me now\" \"How could you go\" \"When you know how I need you\" \"To beat to a pulp on a Saturday night\" \"Oh, babe\" \"Don 't leave me now\" \"How can you treat me this way?\" \"Running away\" \"Ooh, babe\" \"Why are you running away?\" \"Oooh, babe\" \"Oooh, babe\" \"I don 't need no arms around me\" \"And I don't need no drugs to calm me\" \"I have seen the writing on the wall\" \"Don 't think I need anything at all\" \"No\" \"Don't think I need anything at all\" \"All and all it was all just bricks in the wall\" \"All and all you were all just bricks in the wall\" \"Good-bye, cruel world\" \"I'm leaving you today\" \"Good-bye, good-bye\" \"Good-bye\" \"Good-bye, all you people\" \"There's nothing you can say\" \"To make me change my mind\" \"Good-bye\" \"Is there anybody out there\" \"Is there anybody out there\" \"Is there anybody out there\" \"Is there anybody out there\" \"I've got a little black book with my poems in\" \"Got a bag with a toothbrush and a comb in\" \"When I'm a good dog they sometimes throw me a bone in\" \"I got elastic bands keeping my shoes on\" \"Got those swollen-hand blues\" \"I've got 13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from\" \"I've got electric light\" \"And I've got second sight\" \"I've got amazing powers of observation\" \"And that is how I know\" \"When I try to get through\" \"On the telephone to you\" \"There 'll be nobody home\" \"I got the obligatory Hendrix perm\" \"And the inevitable pinhole burns\" \"All down the front of my favorite satin shirt\" \"I've got nicotine stains on my fingers\" \"I've got a silver spoon on a chain\" \"Got a grand piano to prop up my mortal remains\" \"I got wild staring eyes\" \"And I got a strong urge to fly\" \"But I got nowhere to fly to\" \"Oooh, babe\" \"When I pick up the phone\" \"There's still nobody home\" \"I've got a pair of Gohills boots\" \"And I got fading roots\" \"Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn\" \"Remember how she said\" \"That we would meet again\" \"Some sunny day\" \"Vera\" \"Vera\" \"What has become of you\" \"Does anybody else in here\" \"Feel the way I do\" \"Bring the boys back home\" \"Bring the boys back home\" \"Don 't leave the children\" \"On their own, no, no\" \"Bring the boys back home\" \"Bring the boys back home\" \"Don't leave the children on their own, no, no\" \"Bring the boys back home\" \" You feeling okay?\" \"Is there anybody out there\" \" Fuck me.\" \"He's gone completely around the bleedin' twist.\" \"You vicious bastard, you never did like me, did you?\" \"Hello\" \"Is there anybody in there\" \"Just nod if you can hear me\" \"Is there anyone at home\" \"Come on, now\" \"I hear you're feeling down\" \"Well, I can ease your pain\" \"And get you on your feet again\" \"Relax\" \"I'll need some information first\" \"Just the basic facts\" \"Can you show me where it hurts\" \"There is no pain you are receding\" \"A distant ship smoke on the horizon\" \"You are only coming through in waves\" \"Your lips move But I can't hear what you're saying\" \"When I was a child\" \"I had a fever\" \"My hands felt just like two balloons\" \"Now I've got that feeling once again\" \"I can 't explain you would not understand\" \"This is not how I am\" \"I\" \"Have become comfortably numb\" \"I\" \"Have become comfortably numb\" \"Okay\" \"Just a little pinprick\" \"There'll be no more Aaaaah\" \"But you may feel a little sick\" \"Can you stand up\" \"I do believe it's working\" \"Good\" \"That'll keep you going through the show\" \"Come on, it's time to go\" \"There is no pain you are receding\" \"A distant ship smoke on the horizon\" \"You are only coming through in waves\" \"Your lips move\" \"But I can't hear what you're saying\" \"When I was a child\" \"I caught a fleeting glimpse\" \"Out of the corner of my eye\" \"I turned to look but it was gone\" \"I cannot put my finger on it now\" \"The child is grown The dream is gone\" \"I\" \"Have become comfortably numb\" \"So ya thought ya\" \"Might like to go to the show\" \"To feel the warm thrill of confusion\" \"That space cadet glow\" \"I got some bad news for you, sunshine\" \"Pink isn 't well.\" \"He's, uh, back at the hotel\" \"And they sent us along as a surrogate band\" \"Now tonight, we 're gonna find out where you fans really stand\" \"Are there any queers in the audience tonight?\" \"Get 'em up against the wall\" \" Against the wall\" \"There's one in the spotlight he don 't look right\" \"Have him up against the wall\" \" Against the wall\" \"And that one looks Jewish And that one's a coon\" \"Who let all this riffraff into the room\" \"There's one smoking a joint\" \"And that one's got spots\" \"If I had my way I'd have all of you shot\" \"Hammer, Hammer, Hammer\" \"Hammer, Hammer, Hammer\" \"Run, run, run, run\" \"Run, run, run, run\" \"You better make your face up in your favorite disguise\" \"With your button-down lips and your roller-blind eyes\" \"With your empty smile and your hungry heart\" \"Feel the bile rising from your guilty past\" \"With your nerves in tatters as the cockleshell shatters\" \"And the hammers batter down your door\" \"You better run run, run, run\" \"Run, run, run, run\" \"You better run all day and run all night\" \"Keep your dirty feelings deep inside\" \"And if you're taking your girlfriend out tonight\" \"You'd better park the car well out of sight\" \"'Cause if they catch you in the back seat trying to pick her locks\" \"They're gonna send you back to Mother in a cardboard box\" \"You better run\" \"You cannot reach me now\" \"No matter how you try\" \"Good-bye, cruel world\" \"It's over\" \"Walk on by\" \" Waiting\" \" To cut out the dead wood\" \" Waiting\" \" To weed out the weaklings\" \" Waiting\" \" To smash in the windows and kick in their doors\" \" Waiting\" \" For the final solution to strengthen the strain\" \" Waiting\" \" To follow the worms\" \" Would you like to see\" \" Would you like to see\" \"Britannia rule again\" \"My friend\" \"All you need to do is follow the worms\" \"Hammer!\" \"Hammer!\" \"Hammer!\" \"Hammer!\" \"Hammer!\" \"Stop!\" \"Stop.\" \"I wanna go home\" \"Take off this uniform and leave the show\" \"But I'm waiting in this cell\" \"Because I have to know\" \"Have I been\" \"Have I been guilty all this time\" \"Good morning, Worm, Your Honor\" \"The crown will plainly show\" \"The prisoner who now stands before you\" \"Was caught red-handed showing feelings\" \"Showing feelings of an almost human nature\" \"This will not do\" \"Call the schoolmaster\" \"I always said he'd come to no good, and in the end, Your Honor\" \"If they'd let me have my way\" \"I could've flayed him into shape\" \"But my hands were tied\" \"The bleeding hearts and artists\" \"Let him get away with murder\" \"Let me hammer him today\" \"Crazy\" \"Toys in the attic I am crazy\" \"Truly gone fishing\" \"They must have taken my marbles away\" \"Crazy\" \"Toys in the attic He is crazy\" \"You little shit You're in it now\" \"I hope they throw away the key\" \"You should've talked to me more often than you did\" \"But no You had to go your own way\" \"Have you broken any homes up lately\" \"Just five minutes, Worm, Your Honor\" \"Him and me alone\" \"Babe\" \"Come to Mother, baby\" \"Let me hold you in my arms\" \"M'lud, I never wanted him to get in any trouble\" \"Why'd he ever have to leave me\" \"Worm, Your Honor let me take him home\" \"Crazy\" \"Over the rainbow I'm crazy\" \"Bars in the window\" \"There must have been a door there in the wall\" \"When I came in\" \"Crazy\" \"Over the rainbow He is crazy\" \"The evidence before the court is incontrovertible\" \"There 's no need for the jury to retire\" \"In all my years of judging\" \"I have never heard before\" \"Of someone more deserving\" \"The full penalty of law\" \"The way you made them suffer\" \"Your exquisite wife and mother\" \"Fills me with the urge to defecate\" \"Since, my friend you have revealed your deepest fear\" \"I sentence you to be exposed\" \"Before your peers\" \"Tear down the wall\" \"Tear down the wall!\" \"Tear down the wall.\" \"Tear down the wall!\" \"Tear down the wall!\" \"Tear down the wall!\" \"All alone\" \"Or in two's\" \"The ones who really love you\" \"Walk up and down\" \"Outside the wall\" \"Some hand in hand\" \"Some gathered together in bands\" \"The bleeding hearts and the artists\" \"Make their stand\" \"And when they've given you their all\" \"Some stagger and fall\" \"After all, it's not easy\" \"Banging your heart\" \"Against some mad bugger's wall\" \"When they've given you their all\" \"Some stagger and fall\" \"After all, it's not easy\" \"Subtitles by VaultchilD666@mail.ru\""} +{"text": "\"What the hell are you doing to me?\" \"[Speaking Italian]\" \"What are you doing?\" \"[Muffled]\" \"Goddamn it!\" \"Where am I?\" \"A boat.\" \"A fishing boat.\" \"You were in the water.\" \"We pull you out.\" \"What water?\" \"You were shot.\" \"See?\" \"There are the bullets.\" \"Ohh.\" \"Look.\" \"There is a number for a bank.\" \"Why was it in your hip?\" \"My hip?\" \"Why was it in your hip?\" \"Yeah.\" \"In your hip under the skin.\" \"Uh.\" \"Oh, God!\" \"You need to rest.\" \"Wait.\" \"Please.\" \"Slow down.\" \"I'm a friend.\" \"I'm your friend.\" \"Huh?\" \"My name is Giancarlo.\" \"Who are you?\" \"What's your name?\" \"What's your name?\" \"Uh, I don't know.\" \" Oh, God.\" \" [Thud]\" \"[Chattering]\" \"It's been confirmed, sir.\" \"Mission failed.\" \"[Chattering]\" \"[Bourne's Voice, Speaking French]\" \"[Bourne's Voice, Speaking German]\" \"[Speaking Italian]\" \"If you want to eat, you better get in there.\" \"Based on these charts, I think I may have been closer to the coast.\" \"What's this?\" \"You tied these knots?\" \"So it start to come back, huh?\" \"No, it doesn't start to come back.\" \"The knot's like everything else.\" \"I just found the rope and I did it.\" \"The same way I can...\" \"I can read, I can write.\" \"I can add, subtract.\" \"I can make coffee.\" \"I can shuffle cards.\" \"I can set up a chessboard.\" \"Yes, yes.\" \"It will come back.\" \"No, it's not coming back, goddamn it!\" \"That's the point!\" \"I'm down here looking through all this shit.\" \"For two weeks I'm down here.\" \"It's not working.\" \"I don't even know what to look for.\" \"You need to rest.\" \"It will come back.\" \"What if it doesn't come back?\" \"We get in there tomorrow, I-I don't even have a name.\" \"It's not much, but it should get you to Switzerland.\" \"Thank you.\" \"[Woman On P.A., Indistinct]\" \"[Speaking German]\" \"Hey.\" \"All right.\" \"No.\" \"I-I don't...\" \"I don't have any papers.\" \"I lost... [Speaking German]\" \"[Gun Cocking]\" \"These people have threatened my family, my babies.\" \"So I'm telling you, when the evidence is clear...\" \"I will have a nice story for you to read about.\" \"And all my friends out there, you will read about yourselves.\" \"'Cause if you want to play this game... after I've been reasonable, I will show you.\" \"That's Nykwana Wombosi speaking in Paris the day before yesterday.\" \"He was an irritation before he took power... he was a problem when he was in power and he's been a disaster for us in exile.\" \"He's writing a book about the agency's history in Africa.\" \"He's going to name names.\" \"It's basically a shakedown.\" \"He's demanding the agency's help.\" \"He wants us to put him back in power in six months or else.\" \"This interview, and I'll make the tape available to anyone who wants it... he goes on to claim that he's just survived an assassination attempt.\" \"He says it's us.\" \"He says he's got proof.\" \"The director wants to know if there's any possible shred of truth in this accusation.\" \"I've already assured him there's nobody that reckless on my senior staff.\" \"[Elevator Dings]\" \"I was recalling a conversation we had some time ago, talking about Treadstone.\" \"I seem to remember Nykwana Wombosi's name might have come up.\" \"I'm not sure what we're talking about.\" \"Someone tried to take him out.\" \"Tried and failed.\" \"Was this Treadstone?\" \"You're asking me a direct question?\" \"Yes.\" \"I thought you were never gonna do that.\" \"What happened?\" \"Well, we, uh, lost communication with our man.\" \"This was almost two weeks ago.\" \"We've been working around the clock, the whole unit.\" \"We've been sleeping down there.\" \"Believe me, we're doing everything we can.\" \"And you don't let me know this?\" \"You never wanted to before.\" \"You never made a mistake before.\" \"[Typing]\" \"Uh, yes.\" \"I'm here about a numbered account.\" \"If you just enter your account number here, I'll direct you to an appropriate officer.\" \"[Elevator Beeps]\" \"[Speaking German]\" \"[Beeps]\" \"My name is Jason Bourne.\" \"I live in Paris.\" \"[Man Speaking German]\" \"[Dialing]\" \"[Bourne's Voice] Yes.\" \"In Paris.\" \"Do you have the number for a Jason Bourne?\" \"[Woman's Voice] Yes, sir.\" \"Would you like me to connect you?\" \"Yes.\" \"Please.\" \"[Ringing]\" \"[Beep] [Bourne's Voice] This is 4-6-9-9-0-3-8-4.\" \"Leave a message at the beep.\" \"[Bourne's Voice, Speaking French]\" \"[Siren Blaring]\" \"[Horn Blowing]\" \"[Speaking German, Faintly]\" \"[Siren Blaring]\" \"I'm an American.\" \"Okay.\" \"Hold it.\" \"Wait.\" \"You have no jurisdiction here.\" \"[Speaking German]\" \"No.\" \"Excuse me.\" \"No.\" \"This is not my current address, okay?\" \"This was my current address until two days ago... when I started standing in line outside.\" \"Now, I lose my apartment, okay?\" \"That means no address, no phone, no money, no time.\" \" I still have no visa.\" \" Miss Kreutz, I'm gonna have to ask you to keep your voice down.\" \"[Kreutz] Excuse me.\" \"But where's the guy that I talked to last week?\" \"Every week it's a new person.\" \"How am I supposed to...\" \"I don't know who you saw last week.\" \"Well, let me help you.\" \" I'm sure I have it.\" \"Hold on.\" \" Could I have your attention for a moment, please?\" \"[Kreutz] It's right here.\" \"Look at it.\" \"[Man Speaking, Indistinct]\" \"This is a student visa now.\" \"It's not about a green card anymore.\" \" It's completely different.\" \" It's not a menu, Miss Kreutz.\" \"You don't just pick what you want.\" \"You!\" \"Red bag!\" \"The red bag!\" \"Stop right there!\" \"Put your hands up!\" \"[Gasps]\" \"[Screaming]\" \"[Alarm Blaring]\" \"I'm on the east...\" \"Ohh!\" \"[Man's Voice] Move it!\" \"Now!\" \"Now!\" \"Check.\" \"Clear!\" \"[Man's Voice] Bravo Unit moving up staircase.\" \"Proceeding to second floor.\" \"[Alarm Continues Blaring]\" \"[Man's Voice In Earphone, Indistinct]\" \" [Woman Screams]\" \" On the floor!\" \"Down!\" \"Clear!\" \"[Man] Go!\" \"Go!\" \"Come on!\" \"He's in Zurich now?\" \"Right now?\" \"Yes.\" \"It just came in.\" \"But they're sure?\" \"Sure it's him?\" \"Yes.\" \"He went to the bank.\" \"Our source at the bank, that's who called.\" \" Come on.\" \" He's got to assume we're watching the bank, right?\" \"I don't know.\" \"Come on.\" \"I mean, he cleaned out the box.\" \"He left the gun.\" \"What does that mean?\" \"I said I don't know.\" \"I liked it better when I thought he was dead.\" \"[Mumbling, Indistinct]\" \"Oh, Schei\u00dfe.\" \"What are you looking at?\" \"I heard you inside.\" \"What?\" \"The consulate.\" \"I heard you talking.\" \"I thought maybe we could help each other.\" \"How's that?\" \"You need money.\" \"I need a ride out of here.\" \"I'm not running a car service just now.\" \"Thank you.\" \"I'll give you $10,000 for driving me to Paris.\" \"What is this, a joke?\" \"Some kind of scam?\" \"No, it's no scam.\" \"And I'll give you another ten when we get there.\" \"[Siren Blares] Jesus.\" \" Is that for you?\" \" Look.\" \"You drive, I pay.\" \"It's that simple.\" \"Schei\u00dfe.\" \"I got enough trouble, okay?\" \"Okay.\" \"Can I have my money back?\" \"[Man] All right, go.\" \"Keep going.\" \"Go.\" \"There.\" \"Wait.\" \"[Man #2] No.\" \"It's got to be near the end.\" \"Oh, come on, folks.\" \"We caught a break here.\" \"Let's go.\" \"Okay, I'm up.\" \"We're getting grids.\" \"Airline, train, hotels...\" \"Did you get the address?\" \"The street?\" \"Gemeinschaft.\" \" Here we go.\" \" I got it.\" \"I think I got it.\" \"Is it him?\" \"Unreal.\" \"This is 38 minutes ago.\" \"Hey, Zurich police are looking for an American man carrying a red bank bag.\" \"He just tore up the embassy, and he put two cops in the hospital last night.\" \"Get everybody up.\" \"Do it now.\" \"I want them all activated.\" \"All of them?\" \"At the same time?\" \"You heard me.\" \"I want Bourne in a body bag by sundown.\" \"Let's get a map up here.\" \"Come on, folks.\" \"Work it.\" \"Take a look.\" \"The grids are good info.\" \"[Beeping]\" \"[Kreutz's Voice, Indistinct]\" \"[Kreutz] Which was fine for me, because I was ready.\" \"You know, because, I mean, after six months in Amsterdam... you're not sure if you've been there 20 minutes or 20 years, if you know what I mean.\" \"So I went and I took all the money I had... and I went in with friends and we took over this really cool surf shop outside Biarritz... um, which was right by the water;\" \"it was amazing.\" \"It was just amazing for about three months... until it turned out that this, uh, jerk who had found us the lease... was actually shining everyone on and... [Sighs]\" \"And what?\" \"What do you mean what?\" \"Listen to me.\" \"I've been speed-talking for about 60 kilometers now.\" \"I talk when I'm nervous.\" \"I mean, I talk like this when I'm nervous.\" \"I'm gonna shut up now.\" \"No.\" \"Don't do that.\" \"I haven't talked to anybody in a while.\" \"Yeah, but we're not talking.\" \"I'm talking.\" \"You've said, like, ten words since we left Zurich.\" \"Well, listening to you, um, it's relaxing.\" \"I haven't slept in a while and... and I've had this headache.\" \"It's like a constant thing inside my head.\" \"And it's just starting to move to the background, so... keep going.\" \"Really.\" \"If you want, please keep talking.\" \"Okay.\" \"[Chuckles]\" \"What kind of music do you like?\" \"Huh?\" \"What do you like?\" \"Come on.\" \"Um...\" \"[Turns On Radio]\" \"You know what, never mind.\" \"No.\" \"It's fine.\" \"Tell me.\" \"[Switching Channels] What do you want to listen to?\" \"I don't know.\" \"Come on.\" \"It's not that hard.\" \"What do you like?\" \"Tell me.\" \"I don't know.\" \"[Turns Off Radio]\" \"Who pays $20,000 for a ride to Paris?\" \"Fuck it.\" \"I can't remember anything that happened before two weeks ago.\" \"Lucky you.\" \"No.\" \"I'm serious.\" \"I don't know who I am.\" \"I don't know where I'm going.\" \"None of it.\" \"What, like, amnesia?\" \"Yes.\" \"Amnesia?\" \"Yes.\" \"Great.\" \" That's the best angle of the courtyard?\" \" That's the only angle.\" \"Well, what do they have of the streets or the area?\" \"They must have something.\" \"Hang on.\" \"[Typing]\" \"Oh, what is he doing?\" \"Is it a game?\" \"Is he warning us?\" \"Is it a threat?\" \"Sir, look at this.\" \"What's that?\" \"It's an angle of the street.\" \"It's some sort of alley.\" \"Just enhance it.\" \"[Typing]\" \"Who the hell is that?\" \"Marie Helena Kreutz.\" \"She's 26.\" \"Born outside of Hannover.\" \"Father was a welder.\" \"He died in '87.\" \"Still don't have the mother.\" \"The grandmother, she's still there in Hannover... and looks like she's the anchor for this little domestic disaster.\" \"And there's a stepbrother.\" \"It's tough.\" \"The girl's a gypsy.\" \"She pops up on the grid here and there, but it's chaotic at best.\" \"She paid some electric bills in Spain, '95... had a phone in her name for three months in Belgium, '96.\" \"No taxes, no credit.\" \"I don't like her.\" \"I want to go deep.\" \"Get a phone log for granny and the half brother... anybody we can cross-file.\" \"I want to know every place she's slept in the past six years.\" \"Have Paris get these out in the field.\" \"[Typing]\" \"[Bourne] I'm not making this up.\" \"These are real.\" \"Okay.\" \"Who has a safety deposit box full of... money and six passports and a gun?\" \"Who has a bank account number in their hip?\" \"I come in here... and the first thing I'm doing is I'm catching the sight lines and looking for an exit.\" \"I see the exit sign too.\" \"I'm not worried.\" \"I mean, you were shot.\" \"People do all kinds of weird and amazing stuff when they're scared.\" \"I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside.\" \"I can tell that our waitress is left-handed... and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs 215 pounds and knows how to handle himself.\" \"I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab of the gray truck outside.\" \"And at this altitude, I can run flat-out for a half mile before my hands start shaking.\" \"Now why would I know that?\" \"How can I know that and not know who I am?\" \"Hey.\" \"Ah, I slept.\" \"I can't believe it.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Well, you were tired.\" \"I haven't slept.\" \"Oh.\" \"Here.\" \"For 20,000, I like to throw in breakfast.\" \"Did you stop for gas?\" \"[Sighs]\" \"You were pretty out of it.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Ohh.\" \"So, do you think there's, like, a family waiting for you?\" \"I don't know.\" \"I haven't thought about it.\" \"[Kreutz] Is that it?\" \"104.\" \"Yeah, that's it.\" \"That's the address.\" \"No, no.\" \"Keep going.\" \"Keep going.\" \"Okay.\" \"Where?\" \"Just, uh, just take a left.\" \"Go on over here.\" \"So this is it, right?\" \"Yeah.\" \"I guess.\" \"Yeah, but I don't recognize any of this.\" \"Okay.\" \"You should go.\" \"Jason.\" \"Oh, God.\" \"Money.\" \"Right.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Here.\" \"Danke, okay?\" \"Thanks for the ride.\" \"Anytime.\" \"Well, you could come up and you can...\" \"Or you could wait here.\" \"I can go check it out, but you could wait...\" \"Uh, no, no.\" \"No, no.\" \"Um, with you, you would probably just forget about me if I stayed here.\" \"How could I forget about you?\" \"You're the only person I know.\" \"Yeah.\" \"That's true.\" \"[Buzzes]\" \"[Buzzes]\" \"I guess you're not home.\" \"[Speaking French]\" \"Hello?\" \"You sure this is all yours?\" \"I guess.\" \"[Beeping]\" \"[Clanks]\" \"This is my kitchen.\" \" Any clues?\" \" I think I'm in the shipping business.\" \"So it's all coming back, huh?\" \"Do you mind if I use the bathroom?\" \" Uh, sure.\" \" Okay.\" \"[Beeps, Dialing]\" \"[Woman Speaking French] Uh, yeah.\" \"Hello?\" \"Hello?\" \"Yes, sir.\" \"Hotel Regina, Paris.\" \"How may I direct your call?\" \"Yeah.\" \"You're in Paris?\" \"Yes, sir.\" \"I'm looking for a, uh, guest there.\" \"Uh, Jason Bourne.\" \"One moment, please.\" \"Thank you.\" \"I'm afraid I have no one by that name registered, sir.\" \"Uh, okay.\" \"Uh, thank you.\" \"Uh, wait.\" \"No, no, no.\" \"Uh, are you there?\" \"Hello?\" \"Sir?\" \"Uh, can you check another, uh, name for me, please?\" \"Uh, bear with me one second.\" \"Um... uh, John Michael Kane.\" \"Kane with a \"K.\"\" \"One moment, sir.\" \"Thank you.\" \"[Man] You call about Monsieur Kane?\" \"John Michael Kane?\" \"Uh, yeah.\" \"That's right.\" \"You are a friend of his?\" \"Uh, uh-huh.\" \"Yep.\" \"I have some very bad news for you, sir.\" \"I'm terribly sorry to tell you this... but Monsieur Kane has passed away almost two weeks ago.\" \"There was an accident on the motorway.\" \"Apparently, he was killed instantly.\" \"Really.\" \"I'm terribly sorry to be the one to tell you this.\" \"When they came for his things, people made note for us, you see?\" \" Who-Who came?\" \" His brother.\" \"Did his, uh, brother leave a number or a way to get in touch with him?\" \"I think not.\" \"So I'm sorry...\" \"[Water Running]\" \"[Kreutz] Uh, Jason?\" \"There's no hot water.\" \"It's freezing.\" \"Uh, I'll go, uh, try the water in the kitchen.\" \"Why don't you just stay in the bathroom?\" \"I'll-I'll see if I can... get it hot.\" \"Yeah, it's really cold in here too.\" \"The water is still cold.\" \"Yeah, it's cold in the, uh, kitchen too.\" \"I got it running though.\" \"So...\" \"What?\" \"Nothing.\" \" Are you okay?\" \" Mm-hmm.\" \"Yeah.\" \"What is it?\" \"Something wrong?\" \"[Machine Gun Fire]\" \"Jason!\" \"Open that!\" \"Open that!\" \"Tell me what's inside.\" \"Who are you?\" \"Who are you?\" \"Who are you?\" \"[Speaking French]\" \"[Bourne Speaking French] Oh, my God.\" \" [Bourne Speaking German]\" \" Ohh.\" \"[Bourne] Answer me!\" \"Who are you?\" \" He's got my picture.\" \" All right.\" \"Just... stop.\" \"[Babbling, Indistinct] No, no, no!\" \"I don't...\" \"How...\" \"Where did you get this?\" \"Stay there!\" \"Stay there!\" \"How did you get my picture?\" \"Marie, stay there.\" \"Come on.\" \"Where did you get this from?\" \"How did you get...\" \"Don't do this.\" \"I'll do this.\" \"You stay there.\" \"Stay there.\" \"[Grunts] But he...\" \"[Thud] [Tires Screeching]\" \"[People Screaming] [Horns Honking]\" \"Where are your shoes?\" \"Get your shoes.\" \"Sure.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Sure.\" \"Uh, he went out the window.\" \"Why would someone do that?\" \"We can't stay here.\" \"It's not safe.\" \"Look, I can get us out of here, but we got to go.\" \"We got to go right now.\" \"Okay.\" \"Look, uh, you could wait.\" \"You could wait for the cops.\" \"It's okay.\" \"You just wait for them to get here, but I can't.\" \"I got to go.\" \"[Siren Approaching] Marie?\" \"Marie?\" \"[Kreutz] Ohh!\" \"Ohh!\" \"Quiet.\" \"Quiet.\" \"[Vomits]\" \" Don't look.\" \" [Siren Approaching]\" \"[Dialing]\" \"[Man's Voice] Code in.\" \"Alpha 37509.\" \"[Rings] Yeah?\" \"Hang on.\" \"Bourne, he went to Paris.\" \"He went to the apartment.\" \"We got him?\" \"Tell me.\" \"[Woman] He killed our man.\" \"What?\" \"In the apartment?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Well, you got to clean that up.\" \"No, I can't clean it up.\" \"There's a body in the streets.\" \"So?\" \"There's police.\" \"This is Paris.\" \"Put up the scanners.\" \"Get as much radio information as you can.\" \"Okay.\" \"You stay here.\" \"I'll go find a place for this money.\" \"I'll be back in ten minutes.\" \"[Woman On P.A. Speaking French]\" \"Hey.\" \"I told you to stay in the car.\" \"Jesus Christ.\" \"I told you to stay in the car.\" \"I needed a drink.\" \"I didn't think you would come back anyway.\" \"You got to go to the cops.\" \"Right now.\" \"You got to go before this gets any worse.\" \"By myself?\" \"It's gonna be okay.\" \"Take my passport, okay?\" \"You show this to them.\" \"You have that picture.\" \"You have the 20,000.\" \"You tell them everything that happened.\" \"Everything.\" \"They're gonna believe you.\" \"They have to believe you.\" \"Marie, you can't just sit here.\" \"It's not safe here.\" \"Safe?\" \"This is from inside the embassy.\" \"Who can do this?\" \"This is from yesterday.\" \"I-I don't know.\" \"How can they even know that we're together?\" \"Look, I'm trying to do the right thing for you, okay?\" \"Just...\" \"Try...\" \"How are you gonna make this right... by sending me there alone?\" \"Do you think I want you to go to the cops?\" \"You think that's good for me?\" \"You want to go, fine.\" \"You go to the cops, I gotta run.\" \"You tell them what happened.\" \"I don't know what happened!\" \"I don't know who this guy was!\" \"I don't know about that picture!\" \"I don't know who I am!\" \"Look, I'm...\" \"You're acting like I'm trying to burn you here.\" \" I'm just trying to do the right thing.\" \" Nobody does the right thing.\" \"Look, I can't run with you.\" \"I can't...\" \"We run...\" \"I gotta live like this.\" \"I gotta...\" \"I don't even know who I'm hiding from.\" \"These people know who I am.\" \"Now I gotta...\" \"I gotta stay here.\" \"I gotta figure this out.\" \"So figure it out.\" \"You take care of this car?\" \"What do you mean?\" \"Tires felt a little splashy on the way over here.\" \"It pulls a little to the right.\" \"[Siren Approaching]\" \"Last chance, Marie.\" \"[Horn Honking]\" \"[Siren]\" \"So...\" \"What?\" \"Uh, we got a bump coming up.\" \"[Screaming]\" \"[Horn Honking]\" \"Turn your head away.\" \"Turn your head away.\" \"[Horns Honking]\" \" Ohh!\" \" [Yelling]\" \"[Turns Engine Off]\" \"You can never come back to this car.\" \"You understand?\" \"Mm-hmm.\" \"Okay.\" \"We're gonna clean it out, and I'll wipe it down and we walk away.\" \"That's it.\" \"Okay.\" \"Okay.\" \"And I'll find a place for us to rest, and I gotta think.\" \"Do you have a hat or a scarf or something?\" \"For my hair?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Just until we can change it.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Sure.\" \"Okay.\" \"Okay.\" \"Shh!\" \"Shush!\" \"Shh!\" \"Hush up.\" \"[Chattering]\" \"Shh!\" \"Shh!\" \"[Chattering Stops]\" \"Monsieur Kane.\" \"Monsieur Kane.\" \"Ah, Monsieur Kane.\" \"[Speaking French]\" \"It's not him.\" \"[Speaking French]\" \"[Phone Dialing]\" \"[Ringing]\" \"[Ringing] [Man] What do you have?\" \"[Woman] Wombosi went to the morgue.\" \"He saw the body.\" \"He didn't buy it.\" \"Where is he now?\" \"[Woman] I told you I'm not staffed for this.\" \"[Man] Where is he now?\" \"Right now, where's Wombosi?\" \"They were leaving the morgue.\" \"They just left.\" \"Sir, what do you want to do?\" \"[Beeping]\" \"[Water Running]\" \"[Turns Off Water]\" \"I need to get that pile.\" \"[Bag Thumps On Floor]\" \"[Chattering, Laughing In Distance]\" \"[Chattering, Laughing Continues]\" \"[Bourne] Hey.\" \"You've already cleaned the room?\" \"I wiped the whole place down for fingerprints.\" \"Can I walk around, or is that gonna leave any footprints?\" \"You can... walk around.\" \"It's no problem.\" \"But we'll just keep track of everything we touch.\" \"I just think it's better if we leave a room that we're not gonna leave a trail.\" \"Why?\" \"Where are we going?\" \"I need to go to the hotel where John Michael Kane stayed... the Hotel Regina.\" \"Um, if I was him... then they're gonna have some records.\" \"We need that hotel bill.\" \"Okay.\" \"It gets slightly complicated though.\" \"Because you're dead.\" \"Right.\" \"[Turns On Faucet]\" \"[Man] Sir, please.\" \"[Wombosi] They want war?\" \"Then we will give them war.\" \"If they want to kill me, they better kill me the first time.\" \"They better kill me dead.\" \" They better kill me in my sleep.\" \" Nykwana, listen to me.\" \"We need these people.\" \"It's hard enough getting people we know to help us.\" \"We need to be careful.\" \"We?\" \"No, you.\" \"You need to bring me back that bastard Kane's head... put it in front of this house and show them what kind of war we are fighting.\" \"[Gunshots]\" \"[Yells]\" \"[Man Yelling]\" \"[Men Yelling In Distance]\" \"[Bourne Speaking, Indistinct]\" \"I want a reference check before we go.\" \"Okay.\" \"What's the pay phone number?\" \"616-2468.\" \"Exits?\" \"There's three.\" \"Service at the back, um, side goes to the street past the shops.\" \"Front is the best.\" \"If I think I'm being followed, I walk out with the bag over my right shoulder.\" \"And if there's no taxi?\" \"I keep on walking... don't look back until you make contact.\" \"What?\" \"We need this, right?\" \"Okay.\" \"[Thinking:\" \"Counting In German] [Bourne's Voice] I need distances.\" \"You walk in, you pick a spot...\" \"some midpoint in the lobby.\" \"I want you to count your steps to that spot and then remember that number.\" \"Because after I call you, I can get you moving.\" \"You understand?\" \"I also need a head count from the time you walk in until you get to the desk.\" \"How many hotel employees are there?\" \"And obviously security.\" \"And it might not be that easy to see who they are.\" \"I'll call you.\" \"You give me the layout.\" \"We'll take it from there.\" \"[Line Ringing] [Woman Speaking French]\" \"[Speaking French]\" \"[Line Ringing]\" \"[Ringing Continues]\" \"[Knocking On Glass]\" \"What happened?\" \"Did something go wrong?\" \"I've got the records.\" \"This guy at the front desk was smiling at me.\" \"I thought... all this trouble...\" \"maybe it's easier to just ask for them.\" \"Do you have the bill?\" \"He made me a photocopy.\" \"You just asked for it?\" \"I said I was Mr. Kane's personal assistant.\" \"Oh.\" \"[Laughs] Okay.\" \"Good thinking.\" \"Reschedule a meeting...\" \"Sir, can I...\" \"[Phone Ringing]\" \"Wombosi was assassinated in his house in the middle of Paris.\" \"Yeah, we just heard.\" \"It's him.\" \"It's Bourne.\" \"We're almost positive.\" \"He had an assignment.\" \"He failed.\" \"He obviously felt compelled to finish the task.\" \"Shit.\" \"Jesus.\" \"We think he'll come back in now.\" \"I mean, it's routine.\" \"It's like behavioral software.\" \"He's following a protocol.\" \"Now that he's completed the mission, we think he'll come back in.\" \"They always do.\" \"When?\" \"How long till he checks in?\" \"Twenty-four hours.\" \"Twenty-four hours?\" \"Yeah.\" \"It's usually something like that.\" \"Then what?\" \"I told you we'd clean this up.\" \"It will be clean.\" \"[Bourne's Voice] I understand you're a dive shop, but where are you located?\" \"Marseilles?\" \"[Dialing Phone]\" \"[Police Radio, Distorted]\" \"[Man Speaking French, Distorted]\" \"[Man Continues]\" \"[Man Speaking French]\" \"[Man Continues]\" \"What specifically does your company supply?\" \"I am sorry.\" \"What did you say your name was, monsieur?\" \"[Phone:\" \"Disconnect Signal]\" \"[Chattering In French]\" \"[Man Speaking French]\" \"What?\" \"The Paris police found the vehicle.\" \"[Electronic Beeping]\" \"[Beeps]\" \"[Man] You've reached the office of Simon Rawlins... at Alliance Securite, Maritime Division.\" \"The Paris office hours are from 8:00 a.m. To 5:00 p.m.\" \"I got a lead in Paris.\" \"The rest were Marseilles and...\" \"In Paris it's what?\" \"Uh, Alliance Securite.\" \"Simon Rawlins.\" \"I got a machine.\" \"[Bell Dings] [Doors Open]\" \"[Phones Ringing] [Chattering]\" \"Monsieur.\" \"[Woman Continues In French] [Woman #2] Mr. Kane?\" \"[Ringing Continues] Mr. Kane.\" \"How are you?\" \"I'm good.\" \"I'm good.\" \"How are you?\" \"Oh, Mr. Kane.\" \"Come right in.\" \"Please, have a seat.\" \"Thank you.\" \"So, this is the Palmer Johnson tri-deck.\" \"I'm assuming you're still in the market.\" \"It's still the same vessel.\" \"Yes.\" \"[Chattering]\" \"[Chattering In French]\" \"[Chattering Continues]\" \"So I'm Kane.\" \"Hey.\" \"I just had a meeting as Kane.\" \"They said...\" \"No.\" \"I'm definitely Kane.\" \"I just had a meeting as Kane.\" \"And he knew me as Kane.\" \"So I'm definitely Bourne.\" \"I'm also definitely Kane.\" \"This is all just boats.\" \"I got blueprints and cameras.\" \"I just found John Michael Kane's body.\" \"In a morgue here in Paris.\" \"But if you are John Michael Kane, whose body do they have?\" \"##[Woman On Radio, Singing In French]\" \"What was name again?\" \"[Bourne] Kane.\" \"Kane.\" \"John Michael Kane.\" \"John Michael Kane.\" \"[Papers Shuffling]\" \"##[Singing Continues]\" \"Kane.\" \"It's number 121.\" \" I want to see the body.\" \" Our boss could come back.\" \"I'm not supposed to do that.\" \"Come on.\" \"Is this it?\" \"Wh-Where is he?\" \"I...\" \"I don't know where.\" \"[Speaking French]\" \"Who are you?\" \"What's going on here?\" \"Where's the body?\" \"I said someone came last night.\" \"I know.\" \"Where'd they take the body?\" \"Look, this is not a carnival, okay?\" \"People call, they make an appointment and they follow the rules.\" \"Everyone signs in and out.\" \"This is a serious place...\" \"serious work.\" \"It's not just to come in whenever you like!\" \"You're right.\" \"We didn't sign in.\" \"Get the hell out of here.\" \"Fine, fine.\" \"I'm just gonna go sign in.\" \"Go.\" \"##[Woman On Radio, Singing In French]\" \"Is this it?\" \"This is it, right?\" \"You can't take the book.\" \"It's okay.\" \"There's a pencil in here.\" \"Honey, why don't you go wait outside?\" \"Oh, here it is.\" \"We cannot have...\" \"Excuse me.\" \"Jason, what just happened in there?\" \"What are you looking for?\" \"Nykwana Wombosi.\" \"Wombosi went to the morgue to visit Kane.\" \"See?\" \"So?\" \"So, look.\" \"He's in the Alliance Securite brochure.\" \"Same guy.\" \"This guy knows.\" \"[Chattering] [Siren Wailing]\" \"[Chattering Continues]\" \"[Woman Yelling In Foreign Language]\" \"[Yelling Continues]\" \"[Man On Police Radio, Speaking French]\" \"[Woman Wailing]\" \"[Kreutz Mumbling]\" \"My French sucks.\" \"I can't...\" \"It says something about a boat or...\" \"I don't understand.\" \"What does it say?\" \"You read it.\" \"Huh?\" \"Tell me.\" \"Wha...\" \"It says that three weeks before he was killed...\" \"Mr. Wombosi told police that a man came on to his yacht... five miles off the coast of Marseilles and tried to kill him.\" \"It says that he chased the man off the boat and shot him twice in the back.\" \"It says I'm an assassin.\" \"[Papers Rustling]\" \"[Siren Wailing]\" \"[Vehicle Approaching]\" \"[Speaking French]\" \"What's going on?\" \"[Tires Skid]\" \"[Kreutz] What are you doing?\" \"[Bourne] Go.\" \"Go.\" \"We're blown.\" \"Come on.\" \"Blown?\" \"What is \"blown\"?\" \"Ow.\" \"Keep walking.\" \"Keep walking.\" \"What do you think they're doing there?\" \"They're onto the hotel.\" \"No, you don't know that.\" \"Trust me.\" \"Just keep walking.\" \"[Speaking French]\" \"[Whistle Blowing] [Siren Wailing]\" \"[Chattering In French]\" \"[Chattering Continues]\" \"[Speaking French]\" \"Are you crazy?\" \"What are you doing now?\" \"Jason!\" \"This.\" \"This is \"blown.\"\" \"[Siren Wailing In Distance]\" \"Marie.\" \"Get away.\" \"Marie, stop.\" \"Get away from me.\" \"Stop.\" \"What are you gonna do, kill me?\" \"Is that what's next?\" \"Listen...\" \"Stay calm.\" \"Stay calm.\" \"Whatever we do, we have to do it together.\" \"We?\" \"The only thing we had in common was that neither of us knew who you were.\" \"We're past that now.\" \"Marie, listen to me!\" \"The police will find us, and the people who took that picture in the embassy... the people who killed Wombosi...\" \"they are gonna kill us.\" \"The people who you work for.\" \"I will take you wherever you need to go.\" \"I will take you there.\" \"I will leave you there.\" \"You can do whatever you want.\" \"You never have to see me again.\" \"But not here.\" \"If we stay here, we die.\" \"[Man Coughing] Great police work.\" \"Really brilliant.\" \"Why don't they just hang out a banner that says \"Don't come back\"?\" \"Jesus Christ.\" \"What is the French word for stakeout, huh?\" \"Hmm.\" \"Okay.\" \"This was 16 minutes ago.\" \"This is our starting point.\" \"They can't fly.\" \"Trains are risky.\" \"Nicky?\" \"[On Speakerphone] Yes.\" \"I need to know everything Paris's finest is doing on this.\" \"I'm on it.\" \"[Man's Voice] You said 24 hours, and he's not back.\" \"[Man #2's Voice] No.\" \"We've got a good idea where he is.\" \"[Man #1's Voice] You've got a black ops agent who's off the reservation.\" \"He's trashed an American consulate.\" \"He's on the run in Europe.\" \"You don't know why.\" \"I've gotta stand before an oversight committee.\" \"What am I gonna tell 'em about Treadstone?\" \"You're worried about a budget meeting?\" \"We don't take care of this, we don't make it to the men's room.\" \"Is that clear enough for you?\" \"We will burn for this.\" \"We will both of us burn.\" \"I want two teams.\" \"Daryl, Ray, stay on the grids.\" \"Brian, Harris, Steve...\" \"I want to work on this girl.\" \"Where do we stand with this residency pattern?\" \" Uh, we started it.\" \" Get it out.\" \"[Line Ringing] [Truck Passing]\" \"[Man] We cross-referenced numbers from the grandmother and the stepbrother.\" \"Whenever we found convergence, we back-checked those numbers and ran a search merge... with any other data we had on her, which wasn't much, but...\" \"These pins.\" \"These are all the places we think she's lived in the last six years.\" \"One, two, three, four, five.\" \"That's our pool.\" \"No answer.\" \"How many times did you let it ring?\" \"Look, if you don't wanna go, I'll hitch.\" \"I said I'd take you.\" \"[Man] Those are the targets.\" \"Beg, borrow, hack, tap, bypass...\" \"I don't care what you do.\" \"I want to know everything you can tell me about what's going on at those locations.\" \"How do you know he still owns this?\" \"Eamon always had money.\" \"He would never sell this.\" \"[Grunts]\" \"Schei\u00dfe.\" \"Marie.\" \"What?\" \"We gotta go.\" \"What?\" \"We gotta go.\" \"Oh, Schei\u00dfe.\" \"I thought...\" \"[Car Approaching]\" \"[Car Door Opens] Oh, shit.\" \"That's Eamon.\" \"I'll talk to him.\" \"We're leaving.\" \"Eamon.\" \"Hey.\" \"Surprise.\" \"It's me...\" \"Marie.\" \"Wow, uh, God...\" \"There's a really good reason for this.\" \"There bloody well better be.\" \"[Girl] Daddy!\" \"Hang on.\" \"Just hang on.\" \"I had no idea you would be here.\" \"Well, why would I be here?\" \"It's only my bloody house, right?\" \"Yeah.\" \"[Sighs] Did she get you into this?\" \"It was just gonna be for a day.\" \"Daddy, Alan has to go to pee.\" \"All right.\" \"Come on.\" \"Get out of the car.\" \"[Barking]\" \"Come on, Alan.\" \"[Groans]\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"I thought it was...\" \"would be okay.\" \"But I guess I was wrong.\" \"Let's find Mummy.\" \"Mummy is away for two days, thank God.\" \"[Barking]\" \"You've got yourself all tied up.\" \"Okay.\" \"[Girl Yelling] What's he do for a living?\" \"He used to be in shipping.\" \"Uh-huh.\" \"Is he good for you?\" \"Are you happy?\" \"You know me.\" \"I try too hard.\" \"[Sighs] Here you go.\" \"Sleep well.\" \"Good night.\" \"I'll sleep on the floor.\" \"[Door Closes]\" \"This was when?\" \"11:45 a.m.\" \"Which is definitely within the driving range of Paris.\" \" The call came from a highway rest stop, southbound side.\" \" What's this yellow pin?\" \"She spent a couple of months there in 1997.\" \"Closest town is Riome.\" \"We took her family's phone records and collated the international calls.\" \"They were in Paris at 2:00 a.m.\" \"They can't fly.\" \"Train's too dangerous.\" \"He knows better than to go anywhere we might track him.\" \"So this is our best guess.\" \"[Sighs]\" \"[Whispering] What are you doing here?\" \"[Whispering] The kids...\" \"I was worried.\" \"You're gonna wake them up.\" \"We gotta...\" \"I don't wanna know who I am anymore.\" \"Shh.\" \"I don't care.\" \"I don't wanna know.\" \"Come on.\" \"We'll...\" \"Everything I found out, I wanna forget.\" \"It's okay.\" \"I don't care who I am or what I did.\" \"It's okay.\" \"We have this money.\" \"We can hide.\" \"Could we do that?\" \"Is there any chance you can do that?\" \"I don't know.\" \"Come on.\" \"[Girl] Guy.\" \"Guy.\" \"[Girl] Here, boy.\" \"[Girl] Here, boy.\" \"Here, boy.\" \"Morning.\" \"Christ, you're up early.\" \"Bless you for making coffee.\" \"[Girl Chattering In Distance]\" \"One night.\" \"You weren't kidding.\" \"[Door Opening] For a change.\" \"[Door Closes] He's not there either.\" \"[Eamon] You looked by the car?\" \"He's not anywhere.\" \"All right.\" \"Let me get dressed.\" \"Who?\" \"[Eamon Sighs] Bloody dog's gone missing.\" \"Does that happen a lot?\" \"That mutt miss his breakfast?\" \"Not a chance.\" \"It's always something, right?\" \"Get in the basement.\" \"What?\" \" Get everyone in the basement.\" \" What the hell are you talking about?\" \"We're in danger.\" \"Your family's in danger.\" \"I don't have time to explain.\" \" What the...\" \" Eamon, you should go.\" \"What the hell have you done?\" \"It's not her.\" \"It's me.\" \"You need to get out of sight and in the basement as quick as you can.\" \"Daddy.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"Let's go.\" \"The phone is dead.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Jason, who's out there?\" \"Who is it?\" \"[Speaking German]\" \"Schei\u00dfe.\" \"Schei\u00dfe.\" \"What are you doing?\" \"We should never have come here.\" \"I...\" \"These children...\" \"That's not gonna happen.\" \" [Snaps Shotgun Shut] - [No Audible Dialogue]\" \"[Gunshots]\" \"[Bird Cawing]\" \"[Birds Twittering]\" \"[Birds Twittering] [Wings Flapping]\" \"[Twittering Continues]\" \"[Cawing]\" \"[Cawing Continues]\" \" [Gunshot] - [Groaning]\" \"[Grunting]\" \"[Grunting Continues]\" \"[Groans]\" \" [Gunshot] - [Yells]\" \"[Groaning]\" \"[Groaning Continues] Where is it?\" \"Where's the weapon?\" \"[Grunting]\" \"Who else is out here?\" \"How many you got with you?\" \"I'm not gonna ask you again.\" \"I work alone, like you.\" \"We always work alone.\" \"What do you mean?\" \"Who are you?\" \"Bonn?\" \"Paris?\" \"Treadstone... both of us.\" \"Treadstone?\" \"Which one?\" \"Paris.\" \"I live in Paris.\" \"Do you still get the headaches?\" \"Yeah.\" \"I get such bad headaches.\" \"You know at night when you're driving a car?\" \"Maybe it's something to do with the headlights.\" \"What is Treadstone?\" \"Treadstone...\" \"said, \"Pioze...\"\" \"They said, \"Go to Paris.\"\" \"Is Treadstone in Paris?\" \"[Groaning]\" \"Look at this.\" \"Look at what they make you give.\" \"[Groans]\" \"[Leaves Rustling]\" \"All right.\" \"All right.\" \"All right.\" \"All right.\" \"Right, get in the front, put your belt on.\" \"We're just gonna put you in the back.\" \"Get in the front, Polly.\" \"I'm not waiting, Marie.\" \"One minute, Eamon.\" \"I'm not waiting!\" \"Please!\" \"[Car Door Closes] Take it.\" \"[Engine Starts] I took out 30 grand.\" \"The rest is yours.\" \" That's it?\" \" That's all I got.\" \"No, that's not what I meant.\" \"This is not gonna stop, Marie.\" \"You gotta get out now, away from me.\" \"You gotta get out.\" \"You gotta start running.\" \"You get low.\" \"You stay low.\" \"No more friends.\" \"Nothing familiar.\" \"There's enough in there for you to make a life.\" \"[Engine Revving]\" \"Any life.\" \"[Eamon] I'm out of here, Marie.\" \"Hey.\" \"Get in the car.\" \"You gotta go.\" \"What are you gonna do?\" \"I'll end it.\" \"Go ahead.\" \"Please.\" \"[Door Closes] [Vehicle Pulls Away]\" \"[Beeps]\" \"[Line Ringing]\" \"[Phone Ringing] [Electronic Beep]\" \"[High-Speed Dialing]\" \"[Ringing]\" \"[Snapping Fingers]\" \"Code in, please.\" \"Code in.\" \"[Speakerphone Feedback]\" \"[On Speakerphone] Code in.\" \"[Bourne] Who is this?\" \"Who the hell are you?\" \"[Bourne] The man you sent is dead.\" \"So whoever this is, you better start talking.\" \"[Man] Hello, Jason.\" \"So what are we into now?\" \"Come on.\" \"It only goes two ways, Jason.\" \"Come in and let us make this right, or we're gonna keep going until we're satisfied.\" \"You mean until you kill me.\" \"I can't fix this if I don't know what the problem is.\" \"So tell me what we're into, and I'll do the best I can.\" \"Why don't you talk to Marie, Jason?\" \"Let's ask Marie what she wants to do.\" \"I don't think she gives a shit.\" \"She's dead.\" \"I'm sorry to hear that.\" \"How did that happen?\" \"She was slowing me down.\" \"Jason, listen.\" \"All we've been doing right from...\" \"Enough.\" \"Enough.\" \"5:30 p.m. Paris.\" \"Today.\" \"Pont Neuf.\" \"You come alone.\" \"You walk to the middle of that bridge.\" \"You take off your jacket.\" \"Face east.\" \"I'll redial this number.\" \"Jason, wait.\" \"First flight out.\" \"Tell Nicky I'll call from the car.\" \"Tell her to find Picot now.\" \"Go.\" \"[High-Speed Dialing] [Line Ringing]\" \"So... what are we gonna do?\" \"I told you I'd clean this up.\" \"That's what I'm doing.\" \"Can you really bring him in?\" \"I think we're past that, don't you?\" \"Do you have a better idea?\" \"You've given me nothing but a trail of collateral damage.\" \"I don't think I could do much worse.\" \"Why don't you go upstairs and book a conference room?\" \"Maybe you can talk him to death.\" \"[Man On Earphone] The bus.\" \"The tour bus.\" \"[Man #2 On Earphone] Negative.\" \"[Man #1] Position one.\" \"[Man #3] Negative.\" \"[Man #1] Position two.\" \"[Man #4] Negative.\" \"[Static On Earphone]\" \"[Speaking French]\" \"[Man On Earphone, Speaking French]\" \"[Man #1] Position three... motorcycle.\" \"[Continues In French]\" \"[Man #5] Negative.\" \"[Earphone Static]\" \"[Cell Phone Rings]\" \"En position.\" \" Jason?\" \" I told you to come alone.\" \"I guess that was too complicated.\" \"So try this...\" \"I'm gone.\" \"[Beeps]\" \"[Cell Phone Beeps] [No Audible Dialogue]\" \"[Man] Get Nicky on the phone.\" \"[Dialing]\" \"[Line Ringing]\" \"[Ringing Continues] [Buzzing]\" \"[Ringing Continues] Yeah.\" \"[Man] How long does it take to wipe the room down and get it moved?\" \" Get rid of everything?\" \" [Man] Yeah.\" \"[Nicky] Two to three hours.\" \"All right.\" \"Get started.\" \"[Slow Electronic Beeping]\" \"Listen, no breaks.\" \"Two men outside, one in the lobby and keep your eyes open.\" \"[Beeping Quickly]\" \" [Man] Keep the truck?\" \" Keep the truck.\" \"I'm gonna close this unit down.\" \"We'll move the gear in the truck.\" \"They were covering Spain, Malta, Morocco.\" \"Yes, all local police radio traffic.\" \"[Nicky] No.\" \"For northern Europe we need an authorized directive.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Okay.\" \"They're on it.\" \"We'll have a satellite download in 30 minutes.\" \"[Beeping Slowly]\" \"[Electronic Beeps] [Street Cleaner Approaching]\" \"[Car Alarm]\" \"[All Car Alarms Going Off]\" \"[Alarms Continue]\" \"[Speaking French]\" \"[Alarms Stop]\" \"[Typing] Where's your field box?\" \"[Electronic Beeping]\" \"[Beeping Continues] [Typing]\" \" Where's your field box?\" \" It's right there.\" \" [Beeping Continues] - [Nicky] The system's gone haywire.\" \"That's this window right here.\" \"Dining room window?\" \"[Cocks Gun] I don't get...\" \"[Phone Clattering In Cradle] [Beeping Continues]\" \"Dead.\" \"The phones are dead.\" \"[Electricity Powering Down] It's Bourne, isn't it?\" \"Just quiet.\" \"[Lamp Rattles]\" \"You move, you die.\" \" Bourne.\" \" Gun down.\" \"In there.\" \"Okay, so what do you want?\" \"[Groans] Treadstone.\" \"You better take a look around.\" \"There's not much left.\" \"Are you Treadstone?\" \"Am I Treadstone?\" \"Me?\" \"What the hell are you talking about?\" \"[Man] He's lost it.\" \"You better start filling in the blanks, 'cause I thought we were on the same side.\" \"Whose side is that?\" \"You don't know what you're doing, do you, Jason?\" \" You don't have a goddamn clue.\" \" Who am I?\" \"You're U.S. Government property.\" \"You're a malfunctioning, $30 million weapon.\" \"You're a total goddamn catastrophe.\" \"By God, you're gonna tell me how this happened.\" \"Why are you trying to kill me?\" \" What happened in Marseilles?\" \" Why are you try...\" \"You sent me to kill Wombosi.\" \"Kill Wombosi?\" \"We can do that anytime we want.\" \"I can send Nicky to do that, for Christ's sake.\" \"Mr. Wombosi was supposed to be dead three weeks ago.\" \"He was supposed to have died in a way where the only possible explanation was... that he'd been murdered by a member of his own entourage.\" \"I don't send you to kill.\" \"I send you to be invisible.\" \"I send you because you don't exist.\" \"I want to know what happened in Marseilles.\" \"I don't remember what happened in Marseilles.\" \"Bullshit!\" \"This is unacceptable, Soldier.\" \"You hear me?\" \"You failed.\" \"Unacceptable?\" \"You failed!\" \"You failed, and you're gonna tell me why.\" \"I can't tell you.\" \"I don't re...\" \"You brought John Michael Kane to life.\" \"You put together a meeting with Wombosi.\" \"You found the security company.\" \"You broke into the office.\" \"You're the one who picked the yacht as the strike point.\" \"You picked the boat.\" \"You picked the day.\" \"You tracked the crew, the food, the fuel.\" \"You told us where.\" \"You told us when.\" \"[Girl Giggling] You hid out on that boat five days.\" \"You were in, Jason.\" \"You were in.\" \"It was over.\" \"[Girl Giggling In Distance]\" \"[Bourne Breathing Heavily]\" \"[Gunshot]\" \"No, you do remember.\" \"Don't you?\" \"I don't wanna do this anymore.\" \"I don't think that's a decision you can make.\" \"[Grunts] [Groans]\" \"[Groans] Jason Bourne is dead.\" \"Do you hear me?\" \"He drowned two weeks ago.\" \"You're gonna go tell 'em that Jason Bourne is dead.\" \"Do you understand?\" \"Where are you gonna go?\" \"[Groans] I swear to God, if I even feel somebody behind me... there is no measure to how fast and how hard I will bring this fight to your doorstep.\" \"I'm on my own side now.\" \"[Earphone Feedback]\" \"[Wood Creaking]\" \"[Grunting] [Groaning]\" \"[Gunshot]\" \"[Gunshot]\" \" [Shell Casings Rattling On Floor] - [Door Opens]\" \"[Man Speaking French]\" \"[Woman Speaking French] [Grunts]\" \"[Footsteps Approaching]\" \"[Muffled Gunshot]\" \"It's done.\" \"Shut it down.\" \"[Typing]\" \"[Man] The Treadstone Project has already been terminated.\" \"It was designed primarily as a sort of advanced game program.\" \"We'd hoped it might build into a good training platform... but, quite honestly, for a strictly theoretical exercise... the cost-benefit ratio was just too high.\" \"It's all but decommissioned at this point.\" \"All right.\" \"What's next?\" \"Okay.\" \"This is...\" \"Black Briar.\" \"Black Briar is a joint D.O.D. Communications program... that we really feel has good traction.\" \"It's got legs.\" \"It'll run and run.\" \"It combines elements of...\" \"[Fading]\" \"This your store?\" \"Yeah.\" \"It's nice.\" \"It's a little hard to find, but...\" \"Think I could rent a scooter?\" \"You have I. D?\" \"Not really.\" \"##[Techno]\" \"#Extreme ways are back again #\" \"#Extreme places I didn't know #\" \"#I broke everything new again #\" \"#Everything that I'd owned #\" \"#I threw it out the windows came along #\" \"#Extreme ways I know will part the colors of my sea #\" \"#Perfect color me #\" \"#Extreme ways that help me #\" \"# They help me out late at night #\" \"#Extreme places I had gone #\" \"#But never seen any light #\" \"#Dirty basements, dirty noise #\" \"#Dirty places coming through #\" \"#Extreme worlds alone #\" \"#Did you ever like it planned #\" \"#I would stand in line for this #\" \"# There's always room in life for this #\" \"# Oh, baby #\" \"# Oh, baby #\" \"# Then it fell apart #\" \"#Fell apart #\" \"# Oh, baby #\" \"# Oh, baby #\" \"# Then it fell apart #\" \"#It fell apart #\" \"# Oh, baby #\" \"# Oh, baby #\" \"# Then it fell apart #\" \"#It fell apart #\" \"# Oh, baby #\" \"# Oh, baby Like it always does #\" \"#Always does #\" \"#Extreme songs that told me #\" \"# They helped me down every night #\" \"#I didn't have much to say #\" \"#I didn't get above the light #\" \"#I closed my eyes and closed myself #\" \"#And closed my world and never opened up to anything #\" \"# That could get me along #\" \"#I had to close down everything #\" \"#I had to close down my mind #\" \"# Too many things to cover me #\" \"# Too much can make me blind #\" \"#I've seen so much in so many places #\" \"#So many heartaches, so many faces #\" \"#So many dirty things #\" \"# You couldn't even believe #\" \"#I would stand in line for this #\" \"#It's always good in life for this #\" \"# Oh, baby #\" \"# Oh, baby #\" \"# Then it fell apart #\" \"#It fell apart #\" \"# Oh, baby #\" \"# Oh, baby #\" \"# Then it fell apart #\" \"#It fell apart #\" \"# Oh, baby #\" \"# Oh, baby #\" \"# Then it fell apart #\" \"#It fell apart #\" \"# Oh, baby #\" \"# Oh, baby Like it always does #\" \"#Always does ##\""} +{"text": "\"Mom's not gonna eat cupcakes that have clearly been fingered by tiny hands.\" \"They're for me.\" \"It's stressful being the buffer between you two.\" \"I've only been doing it my whole life.\" \"I've been a buffer for you.\" \"I mean, remember that time I came with you to confront Mom when you secretly gave her that loan?\" \"You had to know she was gonna find out.\" \"Look, Mallory, not to get super dark, but I thought she'd die first.\" \"Hey, so what happened with square-jawed Ryan?\" \"Nothing.\" \"Just a bunch of sex and stuff.\" \"Good for you.\" \"I know.\" \"He has, like, 17 abs.\" \"Was it hot?\" \"Was it fun?\" \"Was it hot and fun?\" \"It was... many things.\" \"Wow, this is the least graphic you've ever been.\" \"Where are the disgusting, yet creative, descriptors?\" \"I may have just gotten more discreet in my old age.\" \" His penis had abs.\" \" There it is.\" \"Hi, Mommy, who inspires me every day to be a better Brianna.\" \"You had no right to get involved in my business.\" \"Okay, I see we're diving right in there.\" \"Mom, I wasn't trying to get involved.\" \"I was trying to help you out.\" \"Where's Frankie?\" \" Frankie!\" \" She's not here.\" \" Where is she?\" \" Don't know, don't care.\" \"Typical Frankie, leaving when the heat's at the door.\" \"She's probably halfway to Borrego right now, wearing one of her moustaches.\" \"You know, I never would have taken that money if I'd known it was from you.\" \"I know and that's why I didn't tell you.\" \" That's smart, right?\" \" No!\" \"What does it matter where the money came from?\" \"It matters.\" \"Can I just say, in terms of terrible things Brianna's done, giving you money isn't exactly at the top of the list.\" \"Thank you!\" \"So what, exactly, is the problem?\" \"The problem.\" \"You want to know what the problem is?\" \"The problem is... children aren't supposed to do this for parents.\" \"Parents are supposed to do this for children.\" \"Mom, at a certain point aren't we supposed to do things for you?\" \"Because we love you and you gave us life... and good hair.\" \"Maybe it's getting to be that time.\" \"It is not \"that time.\"\" \"Do you understand me?\" \"It is not \"that time\"!\" \"We are not at \"that time.\"\" \"He's dead, Mom.\" \"You got him.\" \"I want to take this away.\" \"So we started off in a classic standoff.\" \"I was looking at him, he was looking at me, giving me the stink eye.\" \"No one was backing down.\" \"And then I remembered what my therapist said about being more authoritative, so I stood my ground.\" \"I said, \"You hairless monster.\" \"You poop in the litter box!\"\" \" Whoa.\" \" Yeah.\" \"And ever since then, guess what?\" \"Gregory poops in the litter box.\" \"No, no, no.\" \"He still poops in my shoes, but I can tell he feels horrible about it.\" \"You are a tough one.\" \"You can be tough, too.\" \"Well, I have to be.\" \"I'm the boss now.\" \"You want to try bossing me around?\" \"Maybe.\" \"Pour me some more wine, please.\" \"No, no, not please.\" \"Not please.\" \"Pour me some more wine.\" \"If you insist.\" \"Is this low-histamine wine cooperating with your allergies?\" \"No, I'm completely inflamed.\" \"Hmm.\" \"Oh, Bud, I'm sorry.\" \"I know I'm not supposed to be here...\" \"Coyote, you are such an ass...\" \"Mom?\" \"I know.\" \"I am an ass-mom.\" \"But she called me really freaking out.\" \" What's wrong?\" \" I'm bleeding!\" \" What?\" \"!\" \" Emotionally.\" \"Ahh, Mom, we talked about the difference between physical and emotional bleeding.\" \" What the hell's going on?\" \" I think a fight with Grace?\" \"I don't know, it's hard to say.\" \"She was rambling like a prison letter.\" \"You need to get her out of here because I had an evening planned.\" \"Bud, this is not about you.\" \"Something happened.\" \"My dummy exploded.\" \"It's crazy how often she has cause to say that.\" \"Hi, Allison.\" \"Hi.\" \"How's your ichthyosis?\" \"Drying up.\" \"I'm starting to slough.\" \" How are you?\" \" Oh!\" \"My roommate has a gun!\" \"Like a real gun or like an emotional kind of...\" \"Uh, right now, in this moment, is there something that I need to do?\" \" Because if not...\" \" Yes.\" \"No.\" \"Yes.\" \"Look, team, I will tell you everything in a moment, but I'm beat.\" \" Of course.\" \"Yeah, use Bud's bed.\" \" Uh...\" \"Bud was kind of planning on using Bud's bed.\" \"Oh, thank you, Coyote.\" \"Oh, rose petals!\" \"Oh, thank you, Bud.\" \"Well, where are we gonna fuck?\" \"Allison, um...\" \"I'm on this.\" \"Just give me a second to put out this non-fire and I will be right with you.\" \"Bud!\" \"I didn't know you had silk sheets.\" \"Okay.\" \"Well, I think I'm gonna head out.\" \"Okay, just give me an hour and then come back.\" \"If you'd like, consider that an order.\" \"I like.\" \"See you in an hour.\" \"Oh, look at that, her ichthyosis really does look better.\" \"According to my mother, your mother has a gun.\" \"Is this true?\" \"Wait, Frankie found Louise?\" \" Your mother's gun is named Louise?\" \" Your brother's name is Coyote?\" \" Did Grace mention a shooting?\" \" No.\" \" Is that why Frankie's not here?\" \" We're still piecing it together.\" \"All I know is that my bed, which I specifically re-pillowed for Allison, is now occupied by my mother.\" \"And the fact that this is a problem is somehow lost on my brother.\" \"Oh, I've stopped listening.\" \"Ooh...\" \"Did something happen between you and Frankie and Louise?\" \"Mom...\" \"Did you take a shot at Frankie?\" \"Please, she was barely in the house when the firearm discharged.\" \"I could feel the heat of the bullets whizzing by my head!\" \"You shot at your best friend?\" \"No!\" \"I shot at an extremely life-like pi\u00f1ata.\" \"Oh, it looked just like me.\" \"She knew what she was doing.\" \"She is a dangerous, menacing lunatic.\" \"Has she called?\" \"I'm not calling her.\" \"I need another drink.\" \"Or...\" \"What?\" \"We could smoke all of Frankie's pot.\" \"I promised her if I ever smoked the pot I would do it with her.\" \"Or... it's a double \"fuck you.\"\" \"I don't care for that language... but fuck her!\" \"You know what might help you right now?\" \"A nice, long cuddle...\" \"Oh, I thought you'd never ask.\" \"With Jacob!\" \"You know, your boyfriend at his home.\" \" He's a little upset with me.\" \" Oy.\" \"Mom, I think what you and Brianna tried to do for Grace was nice.\" \"Oh, thank you, son-friend.\" \"I think so, too.\" \"Maybe you guys could go think thoughts someplace together!\" \"Like a Denny's.\" \"Bud, she's really shaken up.\" \"Normally, I'm not wild about being talked about in the third person... but \"she\" is really shaken up.\" \"Would a little music therapy be good right about now?\" \"You mean a jam sesh?\" \"No, no, no, let's not turn this into one of Coyote's sad open mic nights.\" \"They're not sad.\" \"Uh, you have to pay to perform.\" \"Do you still know \"Sister Golden Hair\"?\" \"Just the intro.\" \"That's cool, just play a bunch of that.\" \"No!\" \"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!\" \"Mom!\" \"I've got an idea.\" \"What if I get you a hotel room?\" \"A nice comfortable bed, free cable?\" \"Room service?\" \"You and the, uh, \"band\" could trash it.\" \"Put the word \"vegan\" before \"room service\" and you've got yourself a deal.\" \"Oh, wait, there's Rizzoli...\" \" He lied to me!\" \" All About Eve...\" \" And it's out of here!\" \" The Padres.\" \"Think you could pick a channel and stick with it?\" \" Robert.\" \" Hmm?\" \"You abused your power as the remote holder and now I'm taking it.\" \"Hey, I'm watching that.\" \"Yes, well, I'm sorry to pull you away from your new favorite Korean soap opera with no subtitles, but we need to talk.\" \"I can figure out what they're saying from context.\" \"It's the hallmark of good storytelling.\" \"Like, for example, you see that fellow on the phone?\" \"He has a secret pet chicken named Doug, but animals are not allowed in his building so he's deeply ashamed.\" \"Is it possible you're projecting onto this nice Korean gentleman and Doug?\" \"I am not.\" \"Right.\" \"So the fugue state you've been in has nothing to do with your mother?\" \"That's right.\" \"I told her the truth.\" \"She reacted horribly like I knew she would and that's that.\" \"She's your mother, for God's sake.\" \"How could you not be affected by her?\" \"Listen, Sol, I know you're trying to help, but really, I don't want to think about her anymore, okay?\" \"All right.\" \"If that's what you want.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"You've been very patient with me and I shouldn't take it all out on you.\" \"That's what I'm here for.\" \"How about we make a romantic evening of it?\" \" You'd be up for that?\" \" And why wouldn't I be?\" \"I don't know.\" \"I guess you haven't seemed terribly interested in romance lately.\" \"Actually, not since we moved in.\" \"Really?\" \"No.\" \"Didn't we...\" \"The night Peter was here?\" \"Nope.\" \"Oh.\" \"The night I brought home lobster tails?\" \"That was in the old house.\" \"Really?\" \"Oh my.\" \"They were good tails.\" \"You drank the melted butter.\" \"You saw that?\" \" I see everything.\" \" All right.\" \"We're gonna fix this right now.\" \"You and I are going to make a delicious dinner, then afterwards, we're gonna light some candles and then pop a nice, chilled bottle of champagne.\" \"You mean the gateway drug to romance?\" \"You've caught my drift.\" \"You all right with missing your program?\" \"I've seen this one before.\" \"It does not end well for the chicken.\" \"Come, my love.\" \" That's it.\" \" Go, Mom!\" \"It's still not working.\" \"No, I told you the pot doesn't work on me.\" \"My mouth is dry.\" \"Marijuana's finally met its match:\" \"Grace Hanson.\" \"There's not enough weed in this world to relax that woman.\" \" So?\" \" So what?\" \" Are you gonna see him again?\" \" See who?\" \"The guy with the penis abs.\" \"Jesus, Mallory.\" \"What are you not telling me?\" \"Was he bad at sex?\" \"No.\" \"He was very professional.\" \"Then what's the problem?\" \"He was... a professional.\" \"Like a lawyer?\" \"Well, yeah, sort of like a lawyer.\" \"He charged me $300 for the hour.\" \"I'm too stoned to play this game.\" \"What are you saying?\" \"He was a working man.\" \"A man of the night.\" \"Has a heart of gold.\" \"Jesus, Mallory, he's a hooker.\" \" What?\" \" Shh.\" \"Do you really want Mom to find out that I'm a Jean?\" \"What's a Jean?\" \"It's a female John.\" \"Can you keep up?\" \"Do you know what I just realized?\" \"The kitchen is still clean.\" \"It's been clean all day.\" \"The same amount of time Frankie's been gone.\" \"Man, I could get used to this.\" \"You say that now.\" \"You'd miss her.\" \"You'd miss... her.\" \"Hair in my brush?\" \"Paint in my shower?\" \"Her in my shower?\" \"Shower in my kitchen?\" \"Do you know what I would pay for some peace and quiet around here?\" \"Three hundred dollars?\" \"Or, you could pay nothing because you'd hate living alone.\" \"And you'd have no one to boss around or shoot at.\" \"I wouldn't hate living alone.\" \"I've done it already.\" \" When?\" \" With your father.\" \"Ouf.\" \"There's nothing like being with somebody and still feeling alone.\" \"I know.\" \"What's wrong?\" \"Everything and nothing, you know?\" \"Just... everything and nothing.\" \"Ouf.\" \"No, no, no to that.\" \"No to loneliness.\" \"I have a husband and a billion kids!\" \"And you're not lonely!\" \"I bet you never feel alone when you're with Frankie.\" \"Huh.\" \"No.\" \"Then what are you doing?\" \"You have a Frankie.\" \"I wish I had a Frankie.\" \"I am...\" \"I mean, I thought I was your Frankie.\" \"You are.\" \"You are.\" \"See, Mom?\" \"Don't you want this with Frankie?\" \"Why?\" \"I have it with you.\" \"We're having it right now.\" \"Maybe the three of us can finally be close like I've heard families can get.\" \"You know, we can hang out more, just like tonight.\" \"And we can smoke the pot and have the talks.\" \"Maybe we could start a book club.\" \"Get your fucking mother over here.\" \"Hey, hey, Mom.\" \"Want to go for a ride in the trunk?\" \"Yeah!\" \"No!\" \"Wait, where are we going?\" \"To the beach house.\" \"Oh, hell-to-the-nah.\" \"Fuck!\" \"That's Allison.\" \"It's been an hour already?\" \"It's been 87 minutes.\" \"For some reason, I know that.\" \" Hey.\" \" Hey.\" \"Oh.\" \" This is being fixed, I promise.\" \" Let's just call it a night.\" \"There's a lot going on here.\" \"She's talking about our tasty riffs.\" \" Okay, everybody, let's go.\" \" I'm not going to the beach.\" \" Then you're going to the vegan hotel.\" \" All right.\" \"But first we have to go to CVS for a toothbrush, and then to Target for a new pair of pajamas...\" \" Mom, no...\" \" and then back to CVS because I always forget something.\" \"Good, and you know I need some chapstick.\" \"Oh, I actually have some chapstick.\" \"Wait!\" \"Wait.\" \"Let me be direct.\" \"Mom, we're gonna go back to the beach house, you're gonna grab your things, and both of you are gonna go to the vegan hotel, where I'm sure there will be cruelty-free ChapStick.\" \"Hello, my love.\" \"Hey, there.\" \"You notice anything different about me?\" \"Other than the way you're flirting with that doorway?\" \"I'm wearing silk, Sol.\" \"Not cotton, not flannel, but silk.\" \"Nature's sexiest fabric.\" \"It clings in all the right places.\" \"Actually, it clings in all places.\" \"Very nice.\" \"The pajamas are nice, too.\" \"What's wrong?\" \" What is it?\" \" Ah, nothing.\" \"I have some heartburn.\" \"I'll make some tea.\" \"Excuse me.\" \"Hmm.\" \"Isn't this fun?\" \"Yeah.\" \"We can do you next.\" \"No, we're doing Brianna next.\" \"No, I think Brianna's gonna pass on...\" \"She calls it \"Jamaica hair.\"\" \"It's Jamaica hair.\" \"Ooh, but, look, here's someone who might like it.\" \"We just came to get my mom's weed.\" \"Okay.\" \"I think we found it.\" \"I smoked on it, too.\" \"You said you'd never smoke without me.\" \"But then you also said you didn't have a gun either, so...\" \"Whoo, whoo!\" \"Braid train!\" \"Frankie, climb aboard!\" \"An emphatic \"No, thank you\"\" \"followed by \"You really should look in a mirror.\"\" \" No.\" \" Remember what I did to those lifeguards who tried to block me from double-tubing down that lazy river?\" \" Yes.\" \" This has to stop.\" \"And you want to know why?\" \"Because the two of you love each other.\" \"Oh, yeah.\" \"Yeah.\" \"I said it.\" \"Love.\" \"L-O-V-E.\" \"L-U-V if you're feeling sassy.\" \"I'm not feeling sassy.\" \"Oh, you're never feeling sassy.\" \"Well, you wouldn't know what sassy looks like on me.\" \"Oh, why don't you eat a bowl of wangs!\" \"Bud, we should go.\" \"\"Bowl of wangs\" is how it started with those lifeguards.\" \"This is ridiculous.\" \"You two are best friends!\" \"And everyone who knows you can see that, even if we don't understand how.\" \"Yeah, Mom, come on.\" \"You were just saying how much Frankie means to you.\" \"She said she never...\" \"Ow.\" \"She said she nev...\" \"Ow!\" \"She said she never felt alone when she was with you.\" \"Mom.\" \"That's a really nice thing for Grace to say, and she wouldn't have pulled so hard on Mallory's hair if it wasn't true.\" \"Now, I know you're upset about the gun and no one here is trying to minimize that.\" \"May I ask what is so funny?\" \"You look just like your dummy right now.\" \"What?\" \"Is there a hole in my face?\" \"Oh, yes!\" \"And it's going, \"Wah wah wah...\"\" \" Oh, God.\" \"The pot's kicking in.\" \" No, no, no, it doesn't affect me.\" \"Yeah, it does, Mom.\" \"It does.\" \" Let's go for a walk.\" \"Yeah.\" \" Wah!\" \" You gotta stop doing that, Mom.\" \" Choo-choo!\" \"Oh, this is madness.\" \"Mom.\" \"Mom!\" \"She's high.\" \"She's not making fun of you, okay?\" \"People say crazy things when they're high.\" \"I say some of my most profound shit when I'm high!\" \"Well, that's...\" \"It's Allison.\" \"Hey, baby, can you hang on one sec?\" \"Hey, Bud, I have my therapist, Dr. Huang, on the line.\" \"Dr. Huang, are you there?\" \"He's there, he just always hits the mute button with his face.\" \"And why is Dr. Huang on the line?\" \"Oops!\" \"Sorry about that.\" \"I'm here.\" \"Dr. Huang wants to talk to you about some of your family issues.\" \"He thinks that your enmeshment with them is what's holding us back.\" \"I withhold a formal diagnosis until we have a chance to talk at length.\" \"No.\" \"Allison, I will be home in 20 minutes, 27 minutes if there is traffic.\" \"Dr. Huang, it is lovely to meet you.\" \"I have to hang up now.\" \"But...\" \"No, Bud.\" \"Just wait.\" \"Come on...\" \"Coyote, you got this?\" \"Hard no.\" \" Mom, Coyote's got this.\" \" No, Bud, I do not got this.\" \"You need to try, which is what you should have done in the first place\" \" when Mom called you.\" \" I did try!\" \"No, you didn't, you just brought her back to my place and made me deal with it.\" \"Because I don't have a place.\" \"I know!\" \"And don't you think it's about time to change that?\" \" Hey.\" \" I'm trying to change that.\" \"I've been saving up.\" \"And blowing all of your savings on things like new guitars for your open mic nights!\" \"Because the only thing more pathetic than that is sleeping on your brother's couch for 18 months!\" \"Boys, please!\" \"If you wanted me gone, you could have said so at any time.\" \"But it's only an issue now because you're finally getting laid.\" \"Congratulations on finding someone more neurotic than you!\" \" Fuck you.\" \" Fuck you.\" \"Where are you gonna go?\" \"Stop it!\" \"Are you happy now?\" \"No, I'm not happy now.\" \"Mom, you need to fix this thing with Grace or I'm gonna throw myself into the river.\" \" The ocean's closer.\" \" Mom, I am serious.\" \"I am, too.\" \"I've tried with her.\" \"Well, try harder.\" \"Or sell this place and move on.\" \"I'm not selling anything.\" \"And for the record, I don't need to be the one to try harder.\" \"In 40 years, your father and I never had a fight like this.\" \"You want to know why?\" \"Because he would cave in to your tantrums.\" \"Tantrums?\" \"One more word and I'm not gonna let you take me to my vegan hotel.\" \"Good!\" \"I have things to do.\" \"What's she staring at?\" \"Everything.\" \"Has anything she's said in the last ten minutes made sense?\" \"She called me Shelley.\" \"You look like a Shelley.\" \" I mean...\" \" Really?\" \"You don't not.\" \"Let's go.\" \"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.\" \"Frankie, come on.\" \"No.\" \"I'm going to my hotel, where I'm welcome.\" \"Where there's a deeply unsatisfying shower and the trash compactor is a goat.\" \"No, no, no.\" \"Frankie.\" \" What would it take to get you to stay?\" \" Nothing.\" \"I'm not interested in living under the same roof with someone who does shitty, sneaky things behind my back.\" \"I've already lived that nightmare.\" \"I'm not doing that anymore.\" \"Then go home.\" \"I am home, sea witch.\" \"She locked us out.\" \" Did you lock us out?\" \" Yeah, I did.\" \"Because you already locked me out...\" \"Please, don't say it.\" \"Metaphorically.\" \"You make all the decisions for the business, you decide what's best for me, and you don't include me.\" \"That's how you locked me out.\" \"Metaphorically.\" \"You decided to have a gun without even telling me.\" \"How could I tell you?\" \"You pretend to be so open-minded, but how often do you actually listen before you plug up your ears or burst into song?\" \"Listen to what?\" \"To why I even have a gun to begin with.\" \"Well, I assume to blow holes in people.\" \"See?\" \"Okay, why do you have a gun?\" \"No, never mind.\" \"No!\" \"No backsies.\" \"Damn you, Grace!\" \"You've appealed to my emotionally curious nature.\" \"I'm opening the door just a crack.\" \"So, Robert gave you the gun?\" \"When the kids went away to college.\" \"And, of course, he was never home.\" \"And even when he was, he was being gay with Sol, not straight with me.\" \"Ha.\" \"Nice.\" \"Anyway, I was in that house, that big, horrible house all by myself and I was scared.\" \"And Robert's solution was to give me a gun.\" \"I guess because...\" \"he couldn't give me anything else.\" \"But that was all I had all those years to make me feel safe.\" \"But you don't live in that big, horrible house anymore.\" \"You live with me.\" \"I know.\" \"I know.\" \"In a way nicer house.\" \"With a way nicer person.\" \"Who usually likes to be with me all the time.\" \"Sometimes too much.\" \"But I like that.\" \"Sometimes too much.\" \"So why do you still need the gun?\" \"I guess I don't.\" \"Will you get rid of it?\" \"I will.\" \"I will.\" \"I promise.\" \"Did they just lock us out?\" \"Okay, good night.\""} +{"text": "\" You're looking good, Dutch.\" \" It's been a long time, General.\" \"Come on inside.\" \"Eighteen hours ago, we lost a chopper... carrying a cabinet minister and his aide from this charming little country.\" \"We've got a transponder fixed on their position... about here.\" \"This cabinet minister does he always travel on the wrong side of the border?\" \"Apparently they strayed off course.\" \"And we're fairly certain they're in guerrilla hands.\" \"So why don't you use the regular army?\" \"What do you need us for?\" \"Because some damn fool accused you of being the best.\" \"(CHUCKLES)\" \"Dillon!\" \"You son of a bitch!\" \"What's the matter?\" \"The C.I.A. got you pushing too many pencils?\" \"Huh?\" \"Had enough?\" \"Make it easy on yourself, Dutch.\" \" (LAUGHS) Okay, okay, okay!\" \" You never did know when to quit, huh?\" \" Damn good to see you, Dutch.\" \" What is this fucking tie business?\" \"Forget about my tie.\" \"I heard about that job you pulled off in Berlin.\" \" Very nice, Dutch.\" \" Good old days.\" \"Like the good old days.\" \"Then how come you passed on Libya, huh?\" \" That wasn't my style.\" \" You got no style.\" \"You know that.\" \"Come on.\" \"Why did you pass?\" \"We're a rescue team, not assassins.\" \"Now, what do we got to do?\" \"That cabinet minister is very important to our operations in this part of the world.\" \"The general's saying a couple of our friends are about to get squeezed.\" \"We can't let that happen.\" \"We need the best.\" \" That's why you're here.\" \" Go on.\" \"A simple setup.\" \"One-day operation.\" \"We pick up their trail at the chopper, run 'em down, grab those hostages... and bounce back across the border before anybody knows we were there.\" \" What do you mean, \"we\"?\" \" I'm going in with you, Dutch.\" \"General, my team always works alone.\" \"You know that.\" \"I'm afraid we all have our orders, Major.\" \"Once you reach your objective...\" \"Dillon will evaluate the situation and take charge.\" \"\u266a\u266a (MAN SINGING ON RADIO)\" \"(SPEAKING INDISTINCT) Roger.\" \"Over.\" \"Yeah, okay.\" \"(CHUCKLES)\" \" MAN ON RADIO:\" \"Delta 1-0.\" \" MAN:\" \"Roger.\" \"MAN ON RADIO:\" \"Two, Leader.\" \"Rendezvous points and radio freqs are indicated and fixed.\" \"AWACS contact on four-hour intervals.\" \" Who's our backup?\" \" No such thing, old buddy.\" \"This is a one-way ticket.\" \"Once we cross that border, we're on our own.\" \"(CHUCKLES) This is getting better by the minute.\" \"(MAN ON RADIO, INDISTINCT)\" \" Roger 2-2.\" \"Roger.\" \" (MAN ON RADIO, INDISTINCT)\" \"MAN ON RADIO:\" \"Tango, Charlie, Delta 1-0.\" \"Two, Leader.\" \"Hey, Billy.\" \"Billy!\" \"The other day, I went up to my girlfriend.\" \"I said...\" \"\"You know, I'd like a little pussy.\"\" \"She said, \"Me too.\" \"Mine's as big as a house!\"\" \"You see, she wanted a littler one, 'cause hers was...\" \"As big as a house.\" \"Get that stinking shit out of my face.\" \"A bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here!\" \"This stuff will make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Strap this on your sore ass, Blain.\" \"(BLAIN LAUGHING)\" \"That was in '72.\" \"North of Hue.\" \"Me and Dutch both got one.\" \"That's a real nasty habit you got there.\" \" (BEEPING) - (MAN ON RADIO, INDISTINCT)\" \"Right.\" \"(BEEPING CONTINUES)\" \"\u266a\u266a (STOPS)\" \"(MAN ON RADIO, INDISTINCT)\" \"MAN ON RADIO:\" \"You got it, Leader.\" \"(BEEPING CONTINUES)\" \"Never knew how much I missed this, Dutch.\" \" You never were that smart.\" \" (BUZZES)\" \"Hawkins, you're up.\" \"MAN ON RADIO:\" \"Lines away.\" \"(ANIMALS CHITTERING)\" \"(CHITTERING CONTINUES)\" \"The pilots have each got one round in the head.\" \"Whoever hit it stripped the shit out of it.\" \" Took him out with a heat-seeker.\" \" There's something else, Major.\" \" Hmm?\" \" This is no ordinary army taxi.\" \"It looks more like a surveillance bird to me.\" \"Pick up the trail yet?\" \"Billy's on it.\" \"Heat-seeker, Dillon.\" \"That's pretty sophisticated for a...\" \" bunch of half-assed mountain boys.\" \" Major!\" \"I guess they're getting better equipped every day.\" \"There were 12 guerrillas.\" \"They took the two men from the helicopter, but there's something else.\" \" What do you mean?\" \" Six men wearing U.S.-issued army boots.\" \"They came in from the north, and then they followed the guerrillas.\" \"Mean anything to you?\" \"Probably just another rebel patrol.\" \"They operate in here all the time.\" \" Get ahead and see what you can find.\" \" Yes, sir.\" \"(BIRDS SQUAWKING)\" \"What's he got?\" \"Same business.\" \"Guerrillas hauling two guys from the chopper... followed by men with American equipment.\" \"Do you remember Afghanistan?\" \"I'm trying to forget it.\" \"Come on.\" \"Let's go.\" \"(WINGS FLAPPING)\" \"(FLAPPING CONTINUES)\" \"(FLAPPING CONTINUES)\" \"(PREDATOR GROWLING)\" \" (GASPS) - (BIRDS SCREECHING)\" \"(SHOUTS)\" \"(SIGHS)\" \"Holy mother of God.\" \" (GRUNTS) - (SQUAWKING)\" \"Jim Hopper.\" \"Mac, cut 'em down.\" \"I knew these men.\" \"Green Berets out of Fort Bragg.\" \"What the hell were they doing here?\" \"I don't know, Dutch.\" \"This is inhuman.\" \"Nobody told me there was an operation in this area.\" \" They shouldn't have been here.\" \" But somebody sent them.\" \"The guerrillas skinned them?\" \"Why did they skin them?\" \"Ain't no way for no soldier to die.\" \" What happened here, Billy?\" \" Strange, Major.\" \"There was a firefight.\" \"They were shooting in all directions.\" \"I can't believe that Jim Hopper walked into an ambush.\" \"I don't believe he did.\" \"I can't find a single track.\" \"Just doesn't make sense.\" \"What about the rest of Hopper's men?\" \"There's no sign, sir.\" \"They never left here.\" \"Hell, it's like they just disappeared.\" \"Stick with the guerrilla trail.\" \"Let's get the hostages.\" \"We move, five-meter spread.\" \"No sound.\" \"It's time to let Old Painless out the bag.\" \"Payback time.\" \"(HEART BEATING)\" \"(HEARTBEAT CONTINUES)\" \"(BIRDS SCREECHING)\" \"You're ghosting' us, motherfucker.\" \"I don't care who you are back in the world.\" \"You give our position one more time...\" \"I'll bleed you real quiet and leave you here.\" \"Got that?\" \"(GENERATOR WHIRRING)\" \"(SPEAKS SPANISH)\" \"(SPEAKING SPANISH)\" \"(CHATTERING)\" \"(MAN GROANS)\" \" (SPEAKS RUSSIAN)\" \" Fuck you.\" \"(GROANS)\" \"(CHATTERING CONTINUES)\" \"He killed one of the hostages.\" \"We move.\" \"Mac, Blain... the nest.\" \"Billy, Poncho... the guard.\" \"Hawkins, Dillon... backup.\" \"As soon as they're set, I hit the fuel dump.\" \"(EXHALES)\" \"(MUFFLED SHOUT)\" \"One down.\" \"(WHISTLING SOFTLY)\" \"(GROANS)\" \"(CHATTERING CONTINUES)\" \"(BEEPS)\" \"What the hell's he doing?\" \"What the fuck?\" \"(SHOUTING)\" \"(SCREAMING)\" \" Showtime, kid.\" \" (MAN SHOUTING IN RUSSIAN)\" \"(MEN SHOUTING)\" \"(SHOUTING CONTINUES)\" \"MAC:\" \"Targets at the center of the palapa!\" \"(SCREAMING)\" \"(MAN SHOUTING, SCREAMING)\" \"Dutch, on your nine!\" \"(HELICOPTER ENGINE REVVING)\" \"(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)\" \"(MAN SCREAMING)\" \"(SHOUTING)\" \"(GRUNTS) Get that mother...\" \"(SCREAMING)\" \"Go!\" \"(SHOUTING CONTINUES)\" \"(GRUNTS)\" \"Stick around.\" \"Hostages are inside!\" \"Knock, knock.\" \"(WHISTLES)\" \"I got 'em!\" \"Hawkins, call in position and situation.\" \"Get Connor for the hook!\" \"You got it, Major.\" \"(COCKS)\" \"Oh, shit.\" \" Mac, any sign of the other hostage?\" \" MAC:\" \"Yo!\" \"Found the other guy.\" \"He's dead too.\" \"And the kid from the chopper.\" \"But if they're Central American, I'm a goddamn Chinaman.\" \"From the looks of it, our cabinet minister was C.I.A.\" \"Another thing, Major.\" \"We were lucky.\" \"Other guys we waxed...\" \"Russian military advisers.\" \"Something pretty big was gonna happen here.\" \"Good work, Mac.\" \"Clear the area.\" \"No traces.\" \" Get the men ready to move.\" \" All right.\" \"Son of a bitch is dug in like an Alabama tick.\" \"You're hit.\" \"You're bleeding, man.\" \"I ain't got time to bleed.\" \"Oh, okay.\" \"You got time to duck?\" \"This is goddamn beautiful.\" \"Goddamn jackpot.\" \"This is more than we ever thought we'd get.\" \" (PAPERS RUSTLING)\" \" Man, we got those bastards.\" \"We got 'em.\" \"I think this is what you're looking for.\" \"You set us up!\" \"It's all bullshit, all of it... the cabinet minister, the whole business.\" \" You got us in here to do your dirty work.\" \" We stopped a major invasion.\" \"In three days, they'd have been across the border with this stuff!\" \"Why us?\" \"Because nobody else could've pulled it off.\" \"You're pissed about the cover story.\" \"I knew I couldn't get you in here without it.\" \"So what story did you hand Hopper?\" \"Look, we've been looking for this place for months.\" \"My men were in that chopper when it got hit!\" \"Hopper's orders were to go in and get my men, and he disappeared!\" \"He didn't disappear.\" \"He was skinned alive!\" \"My orders were to get somebody in who could crack these bastards!\" \"So you cooked up a story and dropped the six of us in a meat grinder.\" \"(SCOFFS)\" \"What happened to you, Dillon?\" \"You used to be somebody I could trust.\" \"I woke up.\" \"Why don't you?\" \"You're an asset, an expendable asset... and I used you to get the job done.\" \"Got it?\" \"My men are not expendable.\" \"And I don't do this kind of work.\" \"HAWKINS:\" \"Major!\" \"Major, We stepped into some bullshit here!\" \" (GROANS) - (DILLON SPEAKING SPANISH)\" \"Air surveillance says we got guerrillas all over the place.\" \"Can't be more than one, two miles away.\" \"This place is going down.\" \" How much time?\" \" Half an hour, maybe less.\" \" Tell Mac we move in five.\" \" Yes, sir.\" \"She goes with us.\" \"She's too valuable.\" \"She's got another whole network.\" \"She'll give away our position any chance she gets.\" \"No deal.\" \"You're still under orders.\" \"You want to make that call, or should I?\" \"She's your baggage.\" \"You fall behind, and you're on your own.\" \"(HEART BEATING)\" \"(MAN SPEAKING, WARPED)\" \"This place is too hot for a pickup.\" \"They won't touch us till we get over the border.\" \"Hey, Billy, give me a way out of this hole.\" \"The only way out of here is that valley that leads to the east.\" \"I wouldn't waste that on a broke-dick dog.\" \"Not much choice.\" \"Poncho, take lead.\" \"Double-time it.\" \"(COCKS WEAPON)\" \" (HEART BEATING) - (WARPED VOICES)\" \"(WARNED SHOUTING)\" \"(SHOUTING IN SPANISH)\" \"(SHOUTING IN SPANISH)\" \" MAC:\" \"Dillon!\" \"Dillon!\" \" Come on.\" \"Over here.\" \" (HEARTBEAT CONTINUES) - (GROWLING)\" \" Turn around.\" \" Why?\" \"Thanks.\" \"Anytime.\" \"Billy!\" \"Billy!\" \"The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend... and I said to her, \"Geez, you got a big pussy.\"\" \"Geez, you got a big pussy.\"\" \"She said, \"Why did you say that twice?\"\" \"I said, \"I didn't.\"\" \"See, it was 'cause...\" \"'cause of the echo.\" \"(MUTTERS, LAUGHS)\" \"(LAUGHING, WARPED LAUGHING)\" \"(LAUGHING CONTINUES)\" \"(PREDATOR GROWLING)\" \"(GROWLING CONTINUES)\" \"(WARPED) Over here.\" \"Over here.\" \"Over here.\" \" Turn around.\" \"Turn around.\" \" (LAUGHING)\" \"Turn around.\" \"Turn around.\" \"Over here.\" \"(LAUGHING)\" \"Anytime.\" \"(GROWLING)\" \"Anytime.\" \"(ANIMAL SQUEALING)\" \" (INSECTS BUZZING)\" \" Goddamn!\" \"Buddy, buddy buddy, buddy!\" \"I've seen some bad-ass bush before, man, but nothing like this.\" \"I hear you.\" \"This shit's something.\" \"Makes Cambodia look like Kansas.\" \"Hey, qu\u00e9 pasa, amigo.\" \"A little taste of home.\" \"(ANIMAL GROWLING, DISTANT)\" \"You lose it here, you're in a world of hurt.\" \"Come on, sweetheart.\" \"Stop sandbagging' it.\" \"Now, get up.\" \"Come on.\" \"Get up.\" \"Would you get up?\" \"(SHOUTS IN SPANISH)\" \" (WEAPON COCKS) - (SPEAKING SPANISH)\" \"(CHUCKLING) Maybe you'd better put her on a leash, agent man.\" \"Try it again, please.\" \"(SPANISH)\" \"What's got Billy so spooked?\" \"Can't say, Major.\" \"Been acting squirrelly all morning.\" \"That damn nose of his, it's weird.\" \"What is it?\" \"Billy...\" \"What the hell is wrong with you?\" \"There's something in those trees.\" \"(MUTTERS)\" \"(WARPED) Do you see anything... up there?\" \"Nothing.\" \"What do you think?\" \"I guess it's nothing, Major.\" \" (WEAPONS COCKING) - (PREDATOR PANTING)\" \"(WHISTLES)\" \"(PANTING CONTINUES)\" \"(SHOUTING, WARPED SHOUTING)\" \"Please.\" \"Please!\" \"(PREDATOR GROWLING)\" \"(SCREAMS)\" \"(GRUNTING)\" \"(LEAVES RUSTLING)\" \"(BIRDS SHRIEKING)\" \"Billy, break left.\" \" Mac, right.\" \" What the...\" \" This isn't her blood\" \" What the hell did you do to him?\" \"Major, you'd better take a look at this.\" \"Did you find Hawkins?\" \"I...\" \"I can't tell.\" \" What in God's name?\" \" (INSECTS BUZZING)\" \"I think it's Hawkins.\" \"Where the hell is his body?\" \"There's no sign of it.\" \"Ask her what happened.\" \"(SPANISH)\" \"(CONTINUES IN SPANISH)\" \"(SPANISH)\" \"(CHATTERING CONTINUES IN SPANISH)\" \"She says the jungle, it just came alive...\" \" and took him.\" \" Bullshit!\" \"That's not what she said!\" \"What she said doesn't make any sense.\" \" Those sappers have been following us...\" \" They've been in front of us!\" \" (BOTH SHOUTING AT ONCE)\" \" Hold it.\" \"Hold it!\" \"Why didn't they take his radio or his weapon?\" \"Why didn't she escape?\" \" Hopper.\" \" What?\" \"They did the same thing to Jim Hopper.\" \"I want Hawkins's body found.\" \"Sweep pattern.\" \"Double back.\" \"Fifty meters.\" \"Let's go.\" \"(LIQUID DRIPPING)\" \"(RUSTLING)\" \"Come on in, you fuckers.\" \"Come on in.\" \"Old Painless is waiting.\" \"(CHUCKLES, GRUNTS)\" \"(GRUNTS)\" \"Sergeant!\" \"(SHOUTING)\" \" Motherfucker!\" \" (GUNFIRE CONTINUES)\" \" (SCREAMING) - (GUN CLICKING)\" \"Fucker!\" \"(SHOUTING)\" \"(SHOUTING CONTINUES)\" \" (GUNFIRE STOPS) - (WHIRRING)\" \" (CLICKS) - (WHIRRING CONTINUES)\" \"(WHIRRING STOPS)\" \" What happened?\" \" I saw it.\" \" You saw what?\" \" I saw it!\" \"Blain.\" \"No powder burns, no shrapnel.\" \"The wound's all fused, cauterized.\" \"What the hell could have done this to a man?\" \"Mac.\" \"Mac, look at me!\" \"Who did this?\" \"I don't know, goddamn it.\" \"I saw s-something.\" \"Not a thing.\" \"Not a fucking trace.\" \"No blood no bodies.\" \"We hit nothing.\" \"Dillon, better get on the radio.\" \"Mac.\" \" Sergeant!\" \" Yes, sir.\" \"I want a defensive position above that ridge... mined with everything we've got.\" \"Put him in his poncho.\" \"Take him with us.\" \"I got him.\" \"V\u00e1monos\" \"(ANIMAL CHITTERING)\" \"MAC:\" \"Major, I set up flares, flags and claymores.\" \"Nothing's coming near this place without tripping on something.\" \"DUTCH:\" \"Thank you, Sergeant.\" \"Mac... he was a good soldier.\" \"He was, um... my friend.\" \"Good-bye, bro.\" \"(LOW GROWLING)\" \"(BEEPING)\" \"(HISSING)\" \"(SCREECHING)\" \"DILLON:\" \"Blazer 1, I repeat:\" \"Extraction necessary.\" \"Say again, Blazer 1.\" \"Say again.\" \" (RADIO STATIC)\" \" BLAZER 1:\" \"Request for extraction denied.\" \"The area is still compromised.\" \"Proceed to sector 3,000 for prisoner extraction.\" \" Priority, out.\" \"Next contact: 0930.\" \" (RADIO STATIC)\" \"Roger, Blazer 1. 1030 hours.\" \"Damn bastards.\" \"They say we're still in too far... and they can't risk comin' in after us.\" \"We're assets, Dillon.\" \"Expendable assets.\" \"It comes with the job.\" \"I can accept it.\" \"Bullshit.\" \"You're just like the rest of us.\" \"Shitload of good a chopper's gonna do us in here anyhow.\" \"Sergeant?\" \"Sergeant!\" \"Sergeant!\" \"Who hit us today?\" \"I don't know.\" \"I only saw one of them camouflaged.\" \"He was there.\" \" Those eyes disappeared.\" \" What was that?\" \"Those eyes, they...\" \"they disappeared.\" \"I know one thing, Major.\" \"I drew down and fired straight at it.\" \"Capped off 200 rounds in the mini-gun, full pack.\" \"Nothin'.\" \"Nothin' on this Earth could've lived... not at that range.\" \"Mac, you take first watch, then you get some rest.\" \"Ask her...\" \"Ask her what she saw.\" \"Ask her what happened to Hawkins.\" \"Go ahead.\" \"Ask her.\" \"(SPEAKING SPANISH)\" \"(RESPONDS IN SPANISH)\" \"She says the same fuckin' thing.\" \"The jungle came alive and took him.\" \"Billy, you know somethin'.\" \" What is it?\" \" I'm scared, Poncho.\" \"Bullshit.\" \"You ain't afraid of no man.\" \"There's something out there waiting for us... and it ain't no man.\" \"We're all gonna die.\" \"The man's losin' it.\" \"He's losin' his cool.\" \"There's nothin' but a couple of guys runnin' around out there, and we've gotta take 'em down.\" \"You still don't understand, Dillon, do you?\" \"Whatever it is out there, it killed Hopper... and now it wants us.\" \"(ANIMALS HOOTING)\" \"Here we are again, bro.\" \"Just you and me.\" \"Same kind of moon.\" \"Same kind of jungle.\" \"Real number 10 night.\" \"Remember?\" \"Whole platoon, 32 men, chopped into meat, and we walk out, just you and me.\" \"Nobody else.\" \"Right on top of 'em.\" \"Not a scratch.\" \"Not a fuckin' scratch.\" \"You know, whoever got you, he'll come back again... and when he does, I'm gonna cut your name right into him.\" \"I'm gonna cut your name into him.\" \"(TWIG SNAPS)\" \"(TWIG SNAPS)\" \" DILLON:\" \"What the hell is it?\" \" Mac!\" \"(SCREECHING)\" \" DILLON:\" \"This Way!\" \" Where the hell are you?\" \"Where are you?\" \"Mac!\" \"Mac!\" \" (CREATURE, MAC GRUNTING)\" \" Mac!\" \"(CREATURE GROWLING)\" \" Mac!\" \" Mac!\" \"Where are you?\" \" Don't fuck with me!\" \" Mac!\" \" (CREATURE SCREECHING)\" \" Mac, where are you?\" \" Jesus.\" \" Got you, motherfucker.\" \"Killed you, you fuck.\" \"PONCHO:\" \"Jesus.\" \"You killed a pig.\" \"BILLY:\" \"What the...\" \"Do you think you could've found something bigger?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Fuck you, Poncho.\" \"Fuck you.\" \" (DILLON LAUGHING)\" \" Where's the girl?\" \" Aw, shit.\" \"Why the hell wasn't anybody watching her?\" \" (GASPING)\" \" Why didn't she try to get away?\" \"DUTCH:\" \"Look at her.\" \"She's scared out of her mind.\" \"Major, you'd better take a look at this.\" \"BILLY:\" \"Blain's body.\" \"It's gone.\" \"It came in through the trip wires.\" \"Took it right out from under our noses.\" \"(BIRDS SCREECHING)\" \"That boar had to set off a trip flare, Major... because there ain't no other tracks.\" \"How could anyone get through this, carry out Blain without us knowing it?\" \"Why didn't he try and kill one of us?\" \"He came in to get the body.\" \"He's killing us one at a time.\" \"BILLY:\" \"Like a hunter.\" \"He's using the trees.\" \" Yesterday.\" \"What did you see?\" \" You're wasting your time.\" \"No more games.\" \"I don't know what it was.\" \"It...\" \" Go on.\" \" It changed colors, like the chameleon.\" \"It uses the jungle.\" \"You saying that Blain and Hawkins were killed by a fuckin' lizard?\" \"That's a bullshit psych job.\" \"There's two or three men out there at the most.\" \"Fuckin' lizard!\" \" What's your name?\" \" Anna.\" \"Anna, this thing is hunting us, all of us.\" \"You know that.\" \" What the hell do you think you're doin'?\" \" We're gonna need everyone.\" \"I'm takin' her back.\" \"We're out of here in five minutes.\" \"You're not going yet.\" \"Look.\" \"The rendezvous is 10 to 12 miles away.\" \"You think the chopper's gonna wait?\" \"Dillon, we make a stand now... or there will be nobody left to go to the chopper.\" \"There is something else.\" \"When the big man was killed, you must've wounded it.\" \"Its blood was on the leaves.\" \"If it bleeds, we can kill it.\" \"(GRUNTING)\" \"Look out.\" \"You really think this Boy Scout bullshit's gonna work?\" \"It can see our trip wires.\" \"Maybe it can't see this.\" \"Instead of complaining, maybe you should help.\" \"(CHUCKLES)\" \"What makes you think he's gonna come in through here?\" \"There are trip wires on every tree for 50 yards.\" \"This is the only way in.\" \"When I was little, we found a man.\" \"He looked like...\" \"like, butchered.\" \"The old women in the village crossed themselves... and whispered crazy things, said strange things.\" \"(SPEAKING SPANISH)\" \"Only in the hottest years this happens.\" \"And this year, it grows hot.\" \"We begin finding our men.\" \"We found them sometimes without their skin... and sometimes much, much worse.\" \"(SPANISH)\" \"Means the demon who makes trophies of man.\" \"(WINGS FLUTTERING)\" \"(BIRD SCREECHES)\" \"So what are you gonna try next?\" \"Cheese?\" \"Hey, Dutch!\" \"Dutch!\" \" (PREDATOR SCREECHING)\" \" Shit!\" \"(SCREECHING CONTINUES)\" \"(EXPLOSIONS)\" \" (GUNFIRE) - (ALL YELLING)\" \"(GRUNTS)\" \"(GRUNTS)\" \"(GROWLING)\" \"(ELECTRICAL ARCING)\" \"(GUNFIRE)\" \"Got you, you mother!\" \"I got you!\" \" I'm comin'!\" \" Mac.\" \"Mac!\" \"Get Ramirez on his feet and get to the chopper.\" \"Right.\" \" Hold it, Dutch.\" \"I'm goin' after Mac.\" \" That's not your style, Dillon.\" \"I guess I picked up some bad habits from you.\" \"Now, get your people out of here.\" \"You can't win this, Dillon.\" \"Maybe I can get even.\" \"Dillon.\" \"Just hold onto that damn chopper.\" \"(GROANING)\" \"(GROANING CONTINUES)\" \" He's busted up pretty bad, Major.\" \" I can make it.\" \"I can make it.\" \" Get the radio.\" \"Forget the rest.\" \" Right.\" \" (PONCHO YELPS)\" \" Come on, Poncho.\" \"Come on, Poncho.\" \" (YELPS)\" \" DUTCH:\" \"Come on.\" \"(SPEAKING SONG LYRICS)\" \"(CONTINUES)\" \"(STOPS)\" \"(MAC WHISPERING) Turn around.\" \"MAC:\" \"Over here.\" \"Over here.\" \"Mac?\" \"Shh.\" \"(WHISPERING) Out there.\" \"Past them trees.\" \"You see it?\" \"I see you.\" \"I see it.\" \"Yeah.\" \"I see it.\" \"You know, we can get this thing, Mac.\" \"You work your way down there toward him.\" \"I'm gonna loop around, get in back of him, flush him toward you.\" \"When I flush that son of a bitch, you nail him.\" \"I got a score to settle.\" \"We both got scores to settle.\" \"(GROWLING)\" \"(GRUNTS)\" \" \u00a1Vamos!\" \" (PONCHO GRUNTS)\" \"\u00a1Vamos!\" \"Come on!\" \"Quickly!\" \"Hurry up.\" \" (PONCHO GROANS)\" \" DUTCH:\" \"Don't.\" \"Leave it.\" \"It didn't kill you because you weren't armed.\" \"No sport.\" \"(WHISPERING) Mac.\" \"Mac.\" \" MAC'S VOICE:\" \"Anytime.\" \" (PREDATOR GROWLS)\" \"(SCREAMS)\" \"(METAL CLANKING)\" \" (GUNSHOT) - (SCREAMS)\" \" (GUNSHOTS, DISTANT) - (SCREAMING CONTINUES)\" \"(GROANING) Let's go.\" \"Billy!\" \"Billy let's go!\" \" (GASPING) - (GROANING)\" \"(SPANISH)\" \"Give me the weapon!\" \" (GRUNTING) - (ANNA CONTINUES IN SPANISH)\" \" (ALL GASPING) - (BILLY SCREAMS)\" \"(DUTCH GASPS)\" \"(PANTING)\" \"(WHIMPERING)\" \"(WHIMPERING)\" \" No!\" \" Run!\" \"Run!\" \"(SCREAMS) Run!\" \" Go!\" \"Get to the chopper!\" \" (PANTING)\" \"(SCREAMS)\" \"Oh, shit!\" \"(ELECTRICAL ARCING)\" \"(SQUEAKING)\" \"(LOW GROWL)\" \"(EXHALES)\" \"He couldn't see me.\" \"(GRUNTS)\" \"(GROANS)\" \"(PREDATOR GROWLING)\" \"(SCREECHING)\" \"(MATCH STRIKES)\" \"(GUTTURAL YELL)\" \"(YELL ECHOES)\" \"(LOW GROWL)\" \"(PANTING)\" \"(TWIGS CRACKING)\" \"(GROWLING)\" \"(SCREECHES)\" \"(GRUNTING)\" \"(PANTING)\" \"(PREDATOR SCREECHES)\" \"Bleed, bastard\" \"(SCREECHING)\" \"(YELLING)\" \"(GAGGING)\" \"(HISSING)\" \"(HISSING)\" \"(LOW GROWL)\" \"You're one ugly motherfucker.\" \"(SCREECHES)\" \"(SCREECHES)\" \"Bad idea.\" \" (BLOW LANDS) - (PREDATOR SHRIEKS)\" \"(DUTCH PANTING)\" \" (DUTCH COUGHS) - (PREDATOR YELLS)\" \"(DUTCH GRUNTS)\" \"Come on.\" \"Come on.\" \"Do it.\" \"Do it!\" \"(LOW GROWL)\" \"Come on.\" \"Come on.\" \"Kill me.\" \"I'm here.\" \"Kill me!\" \"I'm here!\" \"Kill me!\" \"Come on!\" \"Kill me!\" \"I'm here!\" \"Come on!\" \"Do it now!\" \"Kill me!\" \"(SIGHS)\" \"(WOOD CREAKING)\" \"(PREDATOR GROWLING)\" \"(GROWLING CONTINUES)\" \"(GURGLING)\" \"(LOW GROWL)\" \"(COUGHING)\" \"What the hell are you?\" \"(GUTTURAL VOICE) What the hell... are you?\" \"(GROWLS)\" \"(WHIRRING, BEEPING)\" \"(DEVICE BEEPING WARNING TONE)\" \"(PREDATOR GROWLS)\" \"(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)\" \"(CONTINUES LAUGHING)\" \"Holy shit.\" \" Check the battery.\" \" MAN:\" \"Okay.\" \" Did you get it?\" \" MAN:\" \"Got it!\" \"What the...\" \"GENERAL:\" \"My God.\" \"(CHOPPER APPROACHING)\""} +{"text": "\"Mark.\" \"Mark!\" \"Mark, would you please ask your father if he wants a burger?\" \"I know, you're defending the free world.\" \"Please ask your dad if he wants a burger.\" \"Dad.\" \"Dad.\" \"Mom wants to know if you want a burger.\" \"Mom, I don't know what he wants.\" \"You ask.\" \"You want a burger?\" \"The guy drove his wheelchair into a pool.\" \"House would love that.\" \"He'll be bored.\" \"It's a great visual, but it's diagnostically boring.\" \"What about post-hair-transplant aphasia guy?\" \"Infection throwing clots.\" \"House'll shoot it down and call you an idiot.\" \"Oh, well, I wouldn't want that.\" \" What about yoga girl?\" \" It has a good hook.\" \"Should we lead with it?\" \"His first day back he might want to flex his sarcasm muscle.\" \"Maybe we open with one of the weaker pitches.\" \"You ran here?\" \"It's just eight miles.\" \"Why did you\" \"Why does a dog lick its workplace- acceptable euphemism for testicles?\" \"Because he can.\" \"What do you got for me, boss?\" \"I thought you said you needed eight weeks of rehab.\" \"You should've been back here-- if I'd come back sooner, then I'd only be able to run six miles.\" \"I never would've made it in.\" \"What do you got for me?\" \"You're completely pain-free?\" \"The ketamine treatment can wear off.\" \"It's been two months.\" \"It's not wearing off.\" \"What do you got for me?\" \"It can take as long as\" \"Why are we having this discussion?\" \"You wanna hear me thank you again?\" \"Thank you, Dr. Cuddy-- not just for removing the bullet, but thank you for putting me in a ketamine- induced coma and changing my life.\" \"Happy?\" \"I am.\" \"Middle-aged man had a hair transplant about two months ago\" \"Infection throwing clots.\" \"You're an idiot.\" \"Except you're not an idiot.\" \"And she's holding a file for a 26-year-old female.\" \"What do you really got for me?\" \"Girl was doing an inverted yoga pose.\" \"Neck snapped.\" \"Paralyzed from the neck down.\" \"Except the x-rays show no evidence of spinal injury.\" \"And she's cute.\" \"Well played, sir.\" \"What about Stephen Hawking trying to do the 500 butterfly?\" \"Forget it.\" \"Brain cancer, brain surgery.\" \"There's nothing left to diagnose.\" \"I would take the other one.\" \"I'll take 'em both.\" \"You don't think he had brain cancer?\" \"Course he had brain cancer.\" \"Even oncologists don't screw up for eight years.\" \"So if there's no diagnostic issue, why are you taking the case?\" \"Treatment can be interesting.\" \" Not to you.\" \" I've changed.\" \" No, you haven't.\" \" No, I haven't.\" \" So why are you taking the case?\" \" Guy tried to kill himself.\" \"The guy had cancer.\" \"He's a lump.\" \"He hasn't been able to touch his wife, speak to his kids.\" \"He's been in that chair for eight years.\" \"His muscles have atrophied.\" \"Maybe I can help him with the pain.\" \"Isn't that enough of a reason to want to help?\" \"Not for you.\" \" I've changed.\" \" No, you haven't.\" \"Then why am I taking this case?\" \"Let's start with the cute paraplegic.\" \"Welcome back.\" \"You look-- healthy.\" \"Quad with no broken neck.\" \"Struck me as odd.\" \"You could take a whole two minutes to ease into being back.\" \"Wouldn't taken a whole month to ease back.\" \"But eight weeks is the maximum rehab time for a gunshot wound to the stomach and neck.\" \"So go.\" \"We heard they never found the guy.\" \"There's no new leads?\" \"What, you think he might've shot this patient, too?\" \" That would explain her symptoms.\" \" Could be M. S.\" \"See?\" \"It's not so difficult.\" \"It's not M. S.\" \"She had no symptoms before she climbed onto her head.\" \"Unless she's been upside-down for the last ten years, M. S. ain't it.\" \"Could be transverse myelitis, swelling in the disks choking off nerve function.\" \"MRI was negative for that.\" \"Your leg looks fine.\" \"Totally pain free?\" \"When did this turn into \"What did you do over your summer vacation?\" \"\"It's a little weird to discuss the case while you're staring at your blood on the floor.\" \"I asked Cuddy to replace the carpet.\" \"I like the carpet.\" \"What did you do over the summer?\" \" I\" \" Redo the tests.\" \"Let's see if the source of the problem is in the limbs or the spine.\" \"Do an EMG.\" \"Got a whole other quad to cover.\" \"This guy's still got fluid in his lungs.\" \"You don't think that's from the pool he drank?\" \"Get him an O\u00b2 mask.\" \"His leg muscles have atrophied.\" \"Tendons have shortened from disuse, causing intense pain.\" \"Tendon surgery will make him more comfortable.\" \"Comfortable?\" \"Scoot.\" \"Thanks for being here.\" \"Not a problem.\" \"My dad wouldn't kill himself.\" \"You haven't spoken to him in over six years.\" \" I know my dad.\" \" Mark, the doctor's just trying to\" \"He wouldn't kill himself.\" \"Fine.\" \"I'm wrong.\" \"You obviously have a better understan- ding of this man who drools in front of\" \" your TV set 24 hours a day.\" \" Dr. House.\" \"He must have been confused.\" \"All right?\" \"It must have been an accident.\" \"Hope it was a suicide attempt.\" \"If he was trying to kill himself, then he knows how miserable his life is.\" \"It means there's still something there to kill.\" \"It means your dad's still there.\" \"Sorry.\" \"Need you.\" \"Thank you.\" \"We were doing the EMG, but we never got past the insertion of the pin.\" \"Did she just say \"Thank you\"?\" \"I loaned her some money.\" \"What went wrong?\" \"Nothing went wrong.\" \"If nothing went wrong, then something went right.\" \"You're not gonna tell me why she thanked you?\" \"You're not gonna tell me what went right?\" \"You did something for which she is grateful, and you're...\" \" embarrassed?\" \" For you.\" \"She saw you coming up, thought you were a 14-year-old boy.\" \"I set her straight.\" \"I am not telling you what went wrong.\" \"Or right.\" \"Until you tell me why she said thank you.\" \"Oh, you've got me.\" \"You know I need to know.\" \"I am so gonna fold.\" \"Except you're forgetting there's one thing I can do now.\" \"It's either that or a reflex response\" \" What happened?\" \" Okay.\" \"This is Dr. House.\" \"House, this is Caren.\" \"Pleasure's all mine.\" \"What happened?\" \"When we inserted the conduction pin, she flinched.\" \"She flinched!\" \"Did you hear?\" \"Does that mean I'm getting better?\" \"How big is a flinch?\" \"Bigger than a twitch?\" \"Smaller than a spasm?\" \"You smoke?\" \"Socially.\" \"A lot.\" \" You do yoga and you smoke?\" \" I know.\" \"It's hypocritical.\" \"Not at all.\" \"The world sees your legs.\" \"No one's checking out your lungs.\" \" How would smoking\" \" It wouldn't.\" \"I just needed a lighter.\" \" House!\" \" Oh, my god!\" \" The case was looking so promising.\" \" Hey, I'm not faking.\" \"You moved.\" \"Therefore, you can move.\" \"Get this lunatic out of here before she bores again.\" \"I'm not faking!\" \"I heard you were watching surgery with a patient's family.\" \"Talking to a patient's family.\" \"It's because of your hallucination, isn't it?\" \"After you were shot.\" \"You chose life.\" \"You decided you wanted meaning.\" \"So you took a case with no mystery.\" \"Something any doctor could do.\" \"A case with no upside except the satisfaction of helping another human being.\" \" She thanked me.\" \" And... you felt nothing.\" \"I wasn't even sure what I was supposed to feel.\" \"It's like your leg.\" \"It's atrophied.\" \"Keep working it.\" \"The feeling will come.\" \"Sorry.\" \"Need you.\" \"Again.\" \" I told you to get rid of her.\" \" It's a good thing we didn't.\" \"Tightness in her chest.\" \"She can't breathe.\" \"It could be a pleural effusion.\" \"Right.\" \"Either that or she's holding her breath like a four-year-old.\" \"Relax.\" \"I'm not gonna burn you again.\" \"I'm going to stab you!\" \"Look, either you're faking or you've got a pleural effusion.\" \"That's a buildup of fluid around the lungs, which is very serious, and I'd have no choice but to stab you in the back with this needle and suck all the fluid out of you.\" \" So.\" \" We should give her a local.\" \"That would defeat the point of me being nasty.\" \"Ready?\" \" Down.\" \" She can't breathe if she's down.\" \"Down, down, down!\" \"Come on!\" \" That's not a pleural effusion.\" \" The problem's in her heart.\" \"Can't fake that.\" \"I've had to relieve the pressure three times in the last two hours.\" \"So either we figure out what's causing blood to build up around her heart, or I follow her around with a needle for the rest of her life.\" \"Echo was clean.\" \"No structural abnormalities.\" \"Could be an infectious process, TB.\" \"Or vasculitis would also explain the effusion.\" \"But not the paralysis.\" \"Let's assume that she wasn't faking it.\" \"She moved.\" \"Therefore, she could move.\" \"She wasn't paralyzed.\" \"Doesn't mean she was faking.\" \"Could have been a delusion.\" \"Either she was faking and coincidentally got a real cardiac problem at the exact same time, or it's a delusion.\" \"And the fake paralysis is a real neurological symptom.\" \"You thinking vascular tumor in her spine?\" \"Her platelets are normal.\" \"And she's been scanned up and down.\" \"It was all clean.\" \"So open her up and find it.\" \"So what do you want us to do?\" \"Start at her neck and just keep cutting down her spine until we stumble on\" \" something?\" \" That should work.\" \" His heart rate's a little high.\" \" Should I be worried?\" \"Probably just means he's still in discomfort from the surgery.\" \"I'm gonna up his morphine a little.\" \"You've been so nice to us.\" \"That's the job.\" \"No, I mean, all the other doctors, all they did was obsess on the cancer, the treatment, the damage.\" \"Just trying to fix him.\" \"You're the first doctor that's ever given a damn about the quality of his life.\" \"His heart rate's come down.\" \"Morphine worked.\" \"I was right.\" \"What a touching moment.\" \"That's why we become doctors.\" \"One of those rare moments when our hearts are warmed\" \"Would you like to get a drink?\" \"Are you serious, or are you just trying to change the subject?\" \"No, I'm serious.\" \"I drink.\" \"You drink.\" \"We could do it at the same time.\" \"At the same table.\" \"Do you eat?\" \"We could do that, too.\" \"I mean, if the answer is no, that's cool, but\" \"No, it's just-- you're just coming off the surgery, and you're not yourself yet.\" \"And I work for you, and even though last year's...\" \"You're smiling.\" \"I'm saying no, and you're smiling.\" \"Oh, don't take it personally.\" \"It's just 'cause you're full of crap.\" \"You have no interest in going out with me.\" \"Maybe you did... when I couldn't walk.\" \"When I was a sick puppy that you could nurture back to health.\" \"Now that I'm healthy, there's nothing in it for you.\" \"You are not healthy.\" \"Cuddy wants to see you.\" \"You've been back at work 24 hours, and you're already playing hide-and-seek\" \" in a woman's spine.\" \" Who won the pool?\" \"There's no tumor.\" \"Her platelets are normal.\" \"The scans didn't\" \"What's the worst that can happen?\" \"I paralyze her.\" \"She wouldn't even notice.\" \"Her lawyers might.\" \"You're not doing the surgery.\" \"And lower the morphine on your other patient.\" \"Fine, I'll lower it.\" \" If you'll let me do the surgery.\" \" What?\" \"You want to trade?\" \"We're not swapping' a couple of goats for your help putting' up a barn.\" \"You want something.\" \"I want something.\" \"We compromise.\" \"It's the grownup way to resolve our differences.\" \"There already is a mechanism for that.\" \"It's called the employer-employee relationship.\" \"I get what I want, and you don't.\" \"You tried to swap?\" \"Ran a few more tests.\" \"Came back negative.\" \"Surgery's on.\" \"You really don't give a crap, do you?\" \"Does that make me evil?\" \"Yeah.\" \"The girl's life is at stake.\" \"All we're talking about with the guy is-- all we're talking about is the reason you took the case.\" \"To help someone.\" \" Too bad for them.\" \" Too bad for you.\" \"The reason we crave meaning is because it makes us happy.\" \"The first level of happiness is\" \"I'm not going away.\" \"The fifth level of happiness involves creation.\" \"Changing lives.\" \"The sixth level is heroin.\" \"The seventh level is you going away.\" \"You're saving lives.\" \"Which is tantamount to creating lives.\" \"But all you're taking away from this is the game.\" \"You don't have to listen to them thanking you.\" \"You don't have to change the cases you take or even how you handle them.\" \"You just have to know that you made a difference.\" \" House, you're not\" \" I'm not an idiot.\" \"House, leave her alone.\" \" Close her up.\" \"Wanna know why?\" \" The room's no longer sterile.\" \"True, but that's not the most interesting reason.\" \"That is not a sexy big toe.\" \"You would never put that in your mouth.\" \" What the hell has that got to do with\" \" Told you it was interesting.\" \"It gets even better.\" \" Scurvy?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Drink.\" \"Like what sailors get when they don't eat right?\" \"Your arms and leg tissues are choked with blood.\" \"Makes it hard to move.\" \"Also damages your hair and toenails.\" \"But I'm on this great diet.\" \"Lots of protein,\" \" lots of\" \" No vitamin C.\" \"Now drink.\" \"Well, thank you.\" \"And thank Dr. House.\" \"Send him a note.\" \"The nurse changed his morphine.\" \"I thought you were worried about the\" \"It's just post-op discomfort.\" \"He's ready to go home.\" \"So he won't have any pain?\" \"Eventually.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Everything else will be the same.\" \"Well, you took away his pain, and that-- that changes a lot.\" \"Why don't you put him in some sort of facility?\" \"Someplace without a pool.\" \"Yeah, I could dump him there.\" \"Except... he's my husband.\" \" He's my son's father.\" \" Right.\" \"Kids need a dad.\" \"Someone to play catch with, talk about girls.\" \"Mark's learned that you don't have to abandon someone-- get a dog.\" \"I'm taking care of him for the same reason you helped us.\" \"Some guy shot you, and you hallucinated?\" \"I have a responsibility.\" \"So he's just an anchor weighing you and your family down.\" \"Sapping your energy, wasting your life.\" \"That's the meaning you take from this.\" \" I want to take care of him.\" \" You enjoy this.\" \"I can't abandon him.\" \"So you don't want to take care of him.\" \"Taking care of him doesn't fulfill you, make you happy.\" \"But not taking care of him would make you miserable.\" \"Here we go.\" \"I don't need your help.\" \"I've done this a million times.\" \"Here, lay him back down.\" \"Do that again.\" \"Make that sound.\" \"What was that?\" \"That... was talking.\" \"You guys are lousy doctors.\" \"You're in such a rush to make the patient feel better, you forgot to check what was wrong.\" \"Yoga girl walked out of here two hours ago.\" \"You fixed her.\" \"Not her.\" \"The other guy.\" \"He had brain cancer.\" \"They removed it eight years ago.\" \"His condition's been the same ever since.\" \"Until last night.\" \"He spoke.\" \"What'd he say?\" \"He... grunted?\" \"You want us to dissect eight years of medical history with grunting\" \" in the differential?\" \" Sounds good.\" \"Call me when you're done.\" \"You're fabricating a mystery because you're bored.\" \"I am not bored.\" \"Damn it.\" \"You didn't tell the wife it was only a grunt?\" \"Of course not.\" \"Because then she never would have consented to a bunch of dangerous tests.\" \"I don't remember you being this bitchy.\" \"The vicodin dulled it.\" \"In the sober light of day, I'm a buzz-kill.\" \"You're giving false hope to a family that's been wrecked.\" \"Don't torture them.\" \"Let it go.\" \"Tell the wife it was only a grunt.\" \"Tell her to go home.\" \"I can't let her down like that.\" \"Pumped her up with too much false hope.\" \"Oh, I stuck that primo!\" \"How rad am I?\" \" 2002, patient had dry eyes.\" \" Dry eyes plus a grunt.\" \" It all makes sense.\" \" Could be a neurological issue.\" \"I get hay fever, I put drops in my eyes.\" \"I don't go to a neurologist.\" \"Dry eyes could indicate an autonomic dysfunction.\" \"Goes on the board.\" \"What about coughing?\" \"Or boogers?\" \"Should we include boogers?\" \"I'm happy we're doing this.\" \"I'd much rather do this than lengthen some guy's tendon.\" \"Patient's headaches increased.\" \"Doc scanned his head, found a tumor.\" \"You like wasting your time?\" \" I'm learning.\" \" To do what?\" \"Reconsider solved cases because you don't want to deal with the real world?\" \"He's pushing where there's nothing.\" \"Cameron, you are an excellent doctor.\" \"You'll get lots of tearful thank-yous from grateful patients.\" \"Yeah, am I such a bitch for wanting that?\" \"Well, it's not a bad thing.\" \"But it's not why I'm here.\" \"I took this fellowship to learn from House.\" \"He's teaching you to be a masochist.\" \"Dry eyes goes on the board.\" \"In eight years, the patient experienced 214 symptoms, many of them repeating.\" \"Any patterns?\" \"Fever plus frequent urination could mean prostatitis.\" \"Or a urinary tract infection.\" \"White count was normal.\" \"No infection.\" \"If you add pain into the mix, fever, frequent urination could indicate a kidney problem.\" \"I like it.\" \"No.\" \"Creatinine and BUN were both normal.\" \"Not the kidney part.\" \"The pain part.\" \"Abdominal pain plus all that stuff could equal pancreatic cysts.\" \"Perfect.\" \"You've managed to pick the one symptom he never had.\" \"Abdominal pain.\" \"It's the first symptom on the board.\" \"Grunt.\" \"Grunting isn't pathognomonic for abdominal pain.\" \"No.\" \"The traditional diagnostic marker is compression of the diaphragm and vibration of the larynx, leading to the audible sound.\" \"\"I have a pain in my abdomen.\"\" \"Richard's symptoms are culled from eight years of medical history.\" \"They're not patterned.\" \"These are random, individual events over time.\" \"Illnesses have incubation periods.\" \"Do an upper endoscopic ultrasound.\" \"His throat will collapse.\" \"Muscle degeneration in his neck won't tolerate the scope.\" \"It's an automatic trach.\" \"You're talking about him like he's an invalid.\" \" We're insensitive.\" \" Does he drool?\" \"Can he hold his neck straight?\" \"Does he choke on his food?\" \"His neck's fine.\" \"His throat's not gonna collapse.\" \"Cameron, get consent from the wife.\" \"Open.\" \"I need you to swallow.\" \"Sorry about that.\" \"Here we go.\" \"Passing through the lower esophageal sphincter, into the antrum of the stomach.\" \"There's the tail of the pancreas.\" \"Looks clean.\" \"Moving medially, the body and the head of the pancreas look clean\" \"Get it out.\" \"Get it out.\" \"It's stuck.\" \"I can't move it.\" \"His throat's collapsed.\" \"Vitals are all over the place.\" \"We're losing him.\" \"I'm cutting.\" \"We trached him, endoscopically removed the probe, and he's breathing again.\" \"So, all in all, great idea.\" \"Did you get a look at the pancreas before the world ended?\" \"It was clean.\" \"Which means, barring anything else, meaning you, he can go home tomorrow.\" \"This man nearly died.\" \"How can you discharge him?\" \"His throat collapsed because of what we predicted.\" \"You stick something down someone's throat, they gag.\" \"Spasm.\" \"Which he did.\" \"It took us a half an hour to get that thing out.\" \"Except our patient's throat was sedated.\" \"Which means the brain should have sent a signal in not to do anything.\" \"This could be cancer.\" \"Or some bizarre neurodegeneration.\" \"Even a new type of vascular\" \"Stop it.\" \"You're enjoying this.\" \"I find it interesting.\" \"It's interesting only if you're right.\" \"If you're wrong, we're torturing this guy to amuse you.\" \"Half hour to remove the probe?\" \"House.\" \"It's not a spasm.\" \"His throat didn't collapse.\" \"It locked down.\" \"Brain is supposed to tell every muscle in the body to relax and contract at the same time.\" \"This muscle was only contracting, which means a signal from the brain was not getting through.\" \"There are no lesions his brain.\" \"Nothing to interrupt any orders.\" \"All it takes is one wire down.\" \"You have no evidence of any wires down.\" \"A few micro tumors on the meninges, suddenly you're choking to death.\" \"You wanna look at the lining of his brain?\" \"The amount of contrast material you'd need to pump up there just to see\" \" He'll bleed into his brain.\" \" No, he won't.\" \"Because that wouldn't be interesting.\" \"You can get permission this time.\" \"The brain is enclosed in a sack called the meninges.\" \"Does this mean the cancer's back?\" \" No, no, no, no.\" \" House.\" \"If we found cancer, it wouldn't be the original cancer.\" \"It will be new.\" \"So what?\" \"More surgery?\" \"More radiation?\" \"Might not be the worst thing.\" \"If this isn't just ancient history, maybe it's something we can correct.\" \"Might even get some brain function back.\" \" He could get better?\" \" No.\" \"But understanding what you're saying would be nice.\" \"Maybe you can figure out ways to communicate.\" \" Thank god he spoke to you.\" \" Mrs. Mcneil.\" \"The test to do this is very risky.\" \"He could die.\" \"He's already dead.\" \"Chase, go slow.\" \"Already injected into spinal canal.\" \"Next stop is brain.\" \"Contrast material entering into the fourth ventricle.\" \"No parietal bleeds.\" \"Blood pressure's high.\" \"But it's holding.\" \"Meninges are intact.\" \"No bleeding.\" \"Oh, god.\" \"Foreman, get in here.\" \"Surgeon repaired the CSF leak.\" \" You are lucky he didn't die.\" \" I'm lucky?\" \" He is the one who didn't die.\" \" We told you he had haemorrhage\" \"You told me he bleed into his brain not out of his ear.\" \" You gotta drop this.\" \" I'm missing something.\" \"We did a dangerous test and something bad happened.\" \"That's all this is.\" \"Give me a tour of the brain Foreman.\" \"Walk me through the scans.\" \"1998, what happened?\" \"5 cm, grade four astrocytoma between the parietal\" \"Nothing, next.\" \"Spec on the superior temporal region.\" \"It's regrowth, it's benign.\" \"The star thingy next to the rathke cleft?\" \"Scar tissue from bioposy.\" \"House, every spec is not suspect It's use of surgeon digging around his head.\" \"Let him go.\" \"We do every blood test he's ever had.\" \"Re-scan his head.\" \"No.\" \"He's in sick in suffering for 8 years and I'm not gonna helping make it worse.\" \"I'm not gonna help you make interesting.\" \"That's okay.\" \"Foreman's better at that stuff than you are.\" \"We need 5-millimeter cuts through the occipital and hypothalamic regions.\" \"No.\" \"How many millimeters?\" \"I can help him.\" \"This is it?\" \"That's your argument?\" \"Seems like a good one.\" \"If I thought for a second you wanted to help him, you'd have carte blanche.\" \"You're doing this because it's fun.\" \"Does nobody in this hospital have anything better to talk about than my motives?\" \"My motives have nothing to do with the case.\" \"Your motives have everything to do with your judgment.\" \"For the first time in years, I've got no opiates in my body.\" \" Now you question my judgment.\" \" 24 times a year you come storming into my office, spouting that you can help someone.\" \"Only you never say those words.\" \"You'd say something like,\" \"\"His pancreas is gonna explode because his brain is on fire.\"\" \"You come here with medicine, not with platitudes.\" \"I didn't want to bore you with the details.\" \"There are no details.\" \"You have a hunch.\" \"House, you don't use hunches.\" \"You always have reasons.\" \"This hospital doesn't exist for your whims.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"As of 7:00 A. M. tomorrow morning, I'm sending your patient home.\" \"The answer is no.\" \"Cuddy called 30 seconds after you left and said you'd try an end around.\" \"My leg hurt.\" \"How bad?\" \"Enough that I'm telling you.\" \"Did it go away?\" \"Ached for a while.\" \"First time I've felt anything there since the surgery.\" \"But it went away.\" \"It was muscular.\" \"There was some cramping.\" \"What are you smiling about?\" \"You're 40-something years old.\" \"You've been running god knows how many miles a day.\" \"Fallen 100 times off that skateboard, and you're shocked to have some soreness?\" \" Just give me a prescription.\" \" For vicodin?\" \"House, people get aching joints, cramps, they put on an ice pack.\" \"They take some ibuprofen.\" \"I know what the pangs of middle age feel like.\" \"No, you don't.\" \"Because you've been stuffing vicodin every five minutes\" \" since you turned middle-age.\" \" The surgery didn't work.\" \"Don't play me.\" \"Oh, you think this is a scam?\" \"I think you want me to feel sorry for you and either do the end around on\" \"Cuddy or give you the drugs.\" \"Either way, you get the high you think you need.\" \"House, your surgery worked.\" \"You're fine.\" \"It's just gonna take time for it to feel good.\" \"The circum ventricular system senses cytokines released in the early stages of the immune response.\" \"But CVOS releases prostaglandins that reset the hypothalamic set point upward, unless it's countered by anti-pyretic therapy.\" \"So yeah, his brain is on fire.\" \"The suicide attempt was not a suicide attempt.\" \"He drove that wheelchair into the pool because he couldn't regulate his body temperature.\" \"He had hypothalamic dysregulation.\" \"And you discovered this...\" \"when you stepped into the... university pool?\" \"Fountain.\" \" I can cure him.\" \" Cure him.\" \"Even if the fountain proved anything, fixing hypothalamic dysregulation isn't gonna regenerate brain.\" \"No, but if the scar tissue on his hypothalamus is resting against the pituitary, the adrenals would shut down.\" \"Addison's disease.\" \"You didn't see any scar tissue on his MRI.\" \"His CT scans\" \" His brain is functional.\" \" His temperature's normal.\" \"There is nothing wrong with his hypothalamus or his pituitary.\" \"I can make him walk.\" \"I can make him talk.\" \"This is a wild guess that came to you because you were sweating.\" \"Inject him with cortisol.\" \"The guy'll have sex with his wife again.\" \"He'll hug his kid again.\" \"Hopefully that's the combination he was using.\" \"Be a shame if I cured a pedophile.\" \"You're smiling.\" \"That's a bad sign.\" \"You're high.\" \"I told you I haven't had anything in three months.\" \"This is as high as you get.\" \"A theory that ties your case up in a neat little bow.\" \"But you don't have a lick of substantiating proof.\" \"Your decision doesn't make any sense.\" \"There is no risk to a cortisol injection.\" \"If I'm wrong, big deal.\" \"He goes home a vegetable, like he already is.\" \"But if I'm right\" \"This is not about downsides or risk management.\" \"It is a big deal for you to understand the word no.\" \"I'm sorry, House.\" \"He's on his way out of here.\" \"Figured you'd be on your scooter racing down the halls to stab the patient in the neck with cortisol.\" \"She was right to say no.\" \"I had no objective reason to think that I was right.\" \"Just needed the puzzle.\" \"Hold on a sec.\" \"Is everything all right?\" \"Yeah, it's just something I forgot.\" \"What's that?\" \"This is cortisol.\" \"And it's to fight infection.\" \"Wanna hold onto that?\" \"Put a bandage on it.\" \"Let's see.\" \"Is he okay?\" \"Yes.\" \"Can we go now?\" \"You can go.\" \"Excuse me.\" \"Richard.\" \"Richard.\" \"Dad, you okay?\" \"Richard?\" \"Richard!\" \"Richard!\" \"Richard.\" \"You're standing.\" \"Thank you.\" \"He got up.\" \" I have to go tell House.\" \" No.\" \"Cuddy.\" \"You can't tell him.\" \"I have to tell him.\" \"He was right.\" \"Why did you do it?\" \"Why did you think he might be right?\" \"Because he's House.\" \"Medically.\" \"What made you think he was right?\" \" Nothing.\" \" He got lucky.\" \"That's all that happened.\" \"Telling him no was a good thing.\" \"Because next time, he won't get lucky.\" \"He'll kill someone.\" \"Just because he was right doesn't mean he wasn't wrong.\" \"I see him every day.\" \"I can't just...\" \"Everybody lies.\""} +{"text": "\" THIS IS GREAT THINKING.\" \" I'M NOT PARTICULARLY FOND OF THIS MAKEUP.\" \"Both:\" \"SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES.\" \" PREVIOUSLY ON FACE OFF,\" \"THE 14 SURVIVING ARTISTS TEAMED UP\" \"FOR THEIR FIRST SPOTLIGHT CHALLENGE.\" \"CIG'S OUTLANDISH TUNA BROUGHT HIM HIS FIRST WIN...\" \" THANK YOU.\" \" BUT BARRY'S CREATIVE FLAWS SENT HIM PACKING.\" \"NOW 13 ARTISTS REMAIN.\" \"AND TONIGHT, THEY WILL TAKE MONUMENTAL INSPIRATION\" \"TO CREATE OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD MAKEUP.\" \"THAT'S RIGHT:\" \"ALIENS.\" \" YES.\" \" MY BRAIN IS LIKE, \"YEAH.\"\" \" I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS.\" \" BUT SOME WILL NEVER EVEN GET OFF THE GROUND.\" \" WELL, THAT'S YOUR FIRST MISTAKE.\" \" AND I'M JUST AT A STANDSTILL.\" \" IN THE END, ONLY ONE WILL WIN A V.I.P. TRIP\" \"FROM KRYOLAN PROFESSIONAL MAKE-UP\" \"TO ONE OF THEIR 85 INTERNATIONAL LOCATIONS,\" \"A BRAND-NEW 2014 FIAT 500,\" \"AND $100,000.\" \"WELCOME TO FACE OFF.\" \"[exciting music]\" \"\u266a \u266a\" \"Uploaded by [ sRtFeVeR ] new srt source\" \" LOOKS LIKE A SPACESHIP.\" \" WE'RE WALKING BY THIS GIGANTIC PYRAMID,\" \"WHICH IS REALLY COOL.\" \"WE SEE GLENN AND MCKENZIE, SO WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO EXPECT.\" \" HEY, GUYS.\" \" HEY.\" \" HEY, MCKENZIE.\" \" WELCOME TO THE WALTER PYRAMID\" \"AT CALIFORNIA STATE UNIVERSITY LONG BEACH.\" \"FOR CENTURIES,\" \"HISTORIANS, ARCHITECTS, AND ENGINEERS HAVE MARVELED\" \"AT INCREDIBLY ADVANCED ANCIENT WONDERS,\" \"LIKE THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA AND STONEHENGE,\" \"WHICH WERE BUILT LONG BEFORE THE AGE\" \"OF MODERN CONSTRUCTION TECHNIQUES.\" \" WHILE MOST EXPERTS INSIST\" \"THAT THESE REMARKABLE STRUCTURES WERE MANMADE,\" \"OTHERS ARE CONVINCED THAT SOMETHING NOT OF THIS WORLD\" \"MUST HAVE HAD A HAND IN THEIR CREATION.\" \" THAT'S RIGHT:\" \"ALIENS.\" \" OH.\" \" YES.\" \" MY BRAIN IS LIKE, \"YEAH.\"\" \"I IMAGINE ALIENS JUST AS SILLY AND AWFUL AS WE ARE.\" \"SO I'M ALL ABOUT IT.\" \" WHILE THIS THEME HAS BEEN EXPLORED INSTARGATE\" \"AND INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL,\" \"ALIEN THEORISTS TAKE THE THEME A STEP FURTHER,\" \"SUGGESTING THAT THESE EXTRATERRESTRIAL VISITORS\" \"MAY HAVE ALSO LEFT CLUES ABOUT THEIR OWN CIVILIZATIONS\" \"WITHIN THESE ANCIENT CONSTRUCTS.\" \" FOR YOUR FIRST INDIVIDUAL SPOTLIGHT CHALLENGE,\" \"YOU WILL SELECT AN ANCIENT CONSTRUCT\" \"TO INSPIRE YOUR VERY OWN ALIEN CREATION.\" \" YES.\" \" ALIENS ARE DEFINITELY A TALL ORDER\" \"FOR ONE PERSON TO DO IN 2 1/2 DAYS.\" \" ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKE A LOOK\" \"AT THE ANCIENT SITES AND CULTURES\" \"THAT YOU ALL HAVE TO CHOOSE FROM.\" \" WE HAVE THE GIZA NECROPOLIS IN EGYPT,\" \"EASTER ISLAND IN THE SOUTH PACIFIC,\" \"STONEHENGE IN ENGLAND, MACHU PICCHU IN PERU,\" \"PYRAMID OF THE SUN IN MEXICO,\" \"PERUVUDAIYAR KOVIL TEMPLE IN INDIA,\" \"AND ANGKOR WAT IN CAMBODIA.\" \" YES.\" \" ALL RIGHT, GUYS, ONCE YOU'VE DECIDED ON A LOCATION,\" \"YOU CAN STAY HERE TO WORK ON YOUR DESIGNS.\" \"WHEN YOU'RE DONE, HEAD BACK TO THE LAB AND GET TO WORK.\" \"SEE YOU LATER.\" \"GOOD LUCK.\" \" THANK YOU.\" \" I'M HERE ON FACE OFF TO KICK-START MY CAREER,\" \"SO I'M REALLY, REALLY GONNA TRY TO PUSH MYSELF CREATIVELY\" \"TO COME UP WITH REALLY COOL IDEAS.\" \"I CHOOSE THE GIZA NECROPOLIS IN EGYPT.\" \"THE ALIENS THAT I'M CREATING ARE DYING,\" \"SO THEY DECIDE TO PASS ON ALL THEIR INFORMATION\" \"TO THE EGYPTIANS SO THAT THEIR WAY OF LIFE\" \"DOESN'T JUST DIE WITH THEM.\" \"THEN THE PYRAMIDS WERE BUILT\" \"TO EMULATE THE WAY THE ALIEN LOOKED.\" \"SO I REALLY WANT TO KEEP A REALLY SHARP, ANGULAR DESIGN\" \"TO REALLY MAKE IT POP AND SPEAK OUT AS EGYPTIAN.\" \" SO I GOT ANGKOR WAT.\" \"SINCE ANGKOR WAT IS DEDICATED TO LORD VISHNU,\" \"A HINDU DEITY, I'M GONNA SCULPT MY INTERPRETATION\" \"WITH A BLUE EXO SUIT WITH TWO EXTRA ARMS,\" \"BUT I'M DEFINITELY BITING OFF A LOT,\" \"SO HOPEFULLY IT DOESN'T BITE ME IN THE ASS.\" \" I SELECTED PERUVUDAIYAR, AND LORD SHIVA IS DEPICTED\" \"THROUGHOUT THE STRUCTURE WITH A CLOSED THIRD EYE.\" \"SO MY ALIEN IS LORD SHIVA'S MATE,\" \"AND LORD SHIVA STARTS MATING WITH ALL THE NATIVES.\" \"MY ALIEN GETS VERY ANGRY, AND SHE OPENS HER THIRD EYE,\" \"TURNS THEM ALL TO STONE, AND ERECTS PERUVUDAIYAR\" \"AS A WARNING TO NEVER MATE WITH THE NATIVES.\" \" THE CONSTRUCT THAT I CHOSE WAS EASTER ISLAND.\" \"THE MOAI STATUES ARE KNOWN FOR HAVING FISH LIPS.\" \"SO I'M GONNA GO WITH THIS FISH-TYPE ALIEN.\" \"I THINK I'M GONNA OWN THIS CHALLENGE,\" \"AND IT'S GONNA BE REALLY FUN TO DO.\" \" SO I'VE PICKED MACHU PICCHU.\" \"I'M THINKING THIS TELEPATHIC RACE OF ALIENS\" \"THAT COMMUNICATE THROUGH FREQUENCIES.\" \"SO THIS ALIEN IS GONNA HAVE A LONG BEAK.\" \"SO I NEED TO MAKE A GIANT HEADPIECE\" \"AND A MODEST FACE PIECE.\" \" I AM DOING THE GIZA NECROPOLIS.\" \"I ENVISION MY CHARACTER AS THE PRINCESS\" \"OF AN ALIEN ROYAL FAMILY,\" \"AND I'M GOING TO INCORPORATE A FELINE AESTHETIC\" \"INTO MY ALIEN BECAUSE I SEE A LOT OF THOSE ELEMENTS\" \"IN EGYPTIAN ARTWORK.\" \"THIS WILL BE THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER HAD TO DO SOMETHING\" \"SO GRAND BY MYSELF, SO I AM DEFINITELY NERVOUS.\" \" HEY, GUYS, LET'S GO BACK TO THE LAB.\" \" WE GET TO THE LAB, AND WE HAVE FIVE HOURS\" \"TO GET STARTED ON OUR ALIEN MAKEUP.\" \"I'M A GIANT NERD, AND I GET TO MAKE ALIENS,\" \"AND I'M SUPER STOKED.\" \"I CHOOSE THE PYRAMID OF THE SUN\" \"BECAUSE I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN THERE,\" \"AND I FEEL LIKE THAT WOULD GIVE ME AN ADVANTAGE.\" \"MY CONCEPT FOR MY ALIEN IS BASED ON ONE\" \"OF THE AZTEC GODS ASSOCIATED WITH THE PYRAMID OF THE SUN,\" \"QUETZALCOATL.\" \"HE IS A SNAKELIKE GOD WITH FEATHERS,\" \"AND IT WILL TRANSLATE REALLY WELL INTO AN ALIEN SOCIETY.\" \" FIRST THING I DO IS START SCULPTING THE COWL.\" \"SINCE I LOVE INDIA AND I CHOOSE PERUVUDAIYAR,\" \"I DECIDE TO BLEND INDIAN CULTURE INTO MY ALIEN.\" \"SO I'M GONNA INCORPORATE THE BUILDING'S WAVY SHAPES\" \"INTO THE COWL.\" \"I'M TRYING TO WORK WITH THE FEATURES OF MY MODEL'S FACE\" \"AND DO A VERY AESTHETICALLY PLEASING SHAPE TO THE HEAD.\" \" WHERE IS HE GONNA SEE OUT OF?\" \" HE'S GONNA HAVE EYEHOLES COVERED UP WITH A PATTERN\" \"THAT RESEMBLES WHAT THE POLYNESIANS WEAR.\" \" OH, COOL.\" \" I CHOSE EASTER ISLAND.\" \"THESE ALIENS TAUGHT THE POLYNESIANS\" \"THAT WORKING TOGETHER, YOU GET A LOT MORE DONE.\" \"SO THE POLYNESIANS ERECTED THESE STATUES\" \"THAT LOOK LIKE THE ALIENS\" \"AS A THANK-YOU FOR WHAT THEY TAUGHT THEM.\" \"I'M GOING TO CHANGE THE PROPORTIONS OF THE HEAD\" \"BY MAKING THE NOSE LONGER, FLATTENING THE FOREHEAD,\" \"AND MAKING THE JAW HUGER, SO MY ALIEN WILL RESEMBLE\" \"THE LOOK OF AN EASTER ISLAND STATUE.\" \" THAT LOOKS FUN.\" \"I LIKE IT.\" \" I THINK THE BIGGEST THING IS I DON'T WANT IT\" \"TO LOOK LIKE A DINOSAUR.\" \"[laughs]\" \" NO, YOUR CONCEPT'S SOLID, MAN.\" \"IT'S AWESOME.\" \" I END UP GETTING STONEHENGE.\" \"SO MY CONCEPT IS AN AQUATIC ALIEN WHO CONVINCES\" \"THE LOCALS TO BUILD HER THIS MAGIC TEMPLE.\" \"I DEFINITELY WANT TO GO, LIKE, OLDER WOMAN.\" \"I'M THINKING ABOUT A FACE PIECE AND A COWL.\" \"I'M HOPING THAT I'M GONNA HAVE TIME FOR HANDS,\" \"BUT I'M NOT BANKING ON IT.\" \" I HAVE TO SAY MY FAVORITE ALIEN IS PREDATOR.\" \" IT IS PRETTY AWESOME.\" \" MY ANCIENT STRUCTURE IS ALSO STONEHENGE,\" \"AND THE MOVIE PREDATOR HAS THAT WARRIOR TYPE OF TONE,\" \"WHICH I LOVE ABOUT ALIENS.\" \"I'M THINKING WELL, MAYBE I COULD UTILIZE SOME OF THAT\" \"TO MAKE MY CHARACTER MORE BARBARIC,\" \"MORE HUMANOID.\" \"JUST CREATE THE MONSTERS, DUDE.\" \"TAKE THAT.\" \" HELLO, EVERYBODY.\" \"WE'RE HERE TO CHECK ON YOU.\" \" HELLO.\" \" HOW ARE YOU?\" \" HI.\" \" HI, DINA.\" \" HI.\" \" HOW ARE YOU?\" \" GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?\" \" HI, HOW ARE YOU?\" \" GOOD TO SEE YOU.\" \" OKAY, SO TELL US WHAT YOU PICKED.\" \" I PICKED PYRAMID OF THE SUN.\" \"THE PEOPLE WHO BUILT THE TEMPLE BUILT IT FOR THE SUN GOD,\" \"AND HE CARRIES FIRE ON HIS HEAD.\" \"SO INSTEAD OF HAVING MY ALIEN HOLD A FIRE ABOVE HIS HEAD,\" \"IT WILL BE A MIND-CONTROL DEVICE.\" \" I'D ALSO GO AHEAD\" \"AND GIVE YOURSELF A SMALL PIECE DOWN HERE,\" \"JUST TO BE ABLE TO CARRY YOUR TEXTURE.\" \" OKAY.\" \" WHY DID YOU PICK MACHU PICCHU?\" \" MACHU PICCHU'S JUST A VERY INTERESTING LOCATION.\" \"MACHU PICCHU WAS BUILT FOR THE INCAN GOD OF CREATION,\" \"AND I WANTED TO INCORPORATE ELEMENTS OF THAT GOD\" \"INTO MY ALIEN DESIGN.\" \"THEY'RE SAID TO HAVE A HEADPIECE THAT'S LIKE A SUN,\" \"SO I WAS GONNA CUT THIS TOP PIECE OFF,\" \"PUT SOME L.E.D.s AND STUFF UNDERNEATH.\" \"IT SHOULD REPRESENT SUNLIGHT.\" \" WHAT WE DID ON THE BORG QUEEN WAS\" \"WE LITERALLY PICKED OUT FOAM FROM THE INSIDE\" \"ALMOST TO THE SURFACE AND LAID L.E.D.s IN THERE\" \"AND SILICONED THEM IN.\" \" GREAT IDEA.\" \" LET ME TURN THIS A LITTLE BIT, SO I CAN SEE IT.\" \" OKAY.\" \"THE CONSTRUCT THAT I CHOSE WAS EASTER ISLAND.\" \"SO I'M THINKING GO WITH SOMETHING AMPHIBIAN,\" \"LIKE SYMPATHETIC, OLDER CREATURE\" \"FROM ANOTHER WATER PLANET.\" \" OKAY.\" \"I DON'T FEEL EASTER ISLAND.\" \" OKAY.\" \"THIS WAS MY VISION FROM THE GET-GO,\" \"AND NOW I'M JUST CONFUSED.\" \" THESE IMAGES HERE WERE MADE BY THE PEOPLE\" \"IN THE SEMBLANCE OF THEIR GOD.\" \"IF THEY SAW THIS GUY, THEY WOULDN'T BE MAKING THESE.\" \" I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO.\" \"I'M JUST EXTREMELY WORRIED.\" \" COMING UP...\" \" I'M NOT SAYING, \"DON'T LISTEN TO MR. WESTMORE.\"\" \" I SHOULD GO OUT THIS WAY, RIGHT?\" \"I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO DO THIS.\" \" THIS IS VERY UNSUCCESSFUL.\" \" I LOVE IT.\" \" I DON'T FEEL EASTER ISLAND.\" \"I'D REALLY GET IN\" \"AND DO A LITTLE BIT RETHINKING ON THE NOSE AND THE BROW RIDGE.\" \" OKAY.\" \" I JUST THINK IT SHOULD BE MAYBE A LITTLE HIGHER.\" \"I WOULD MAYBE FILL THIS IN.\" \"BRING YOUR LOWER LIP OUT A LITTLE BIT.\" \"IT COULD BE A LITTLE FLATTER.\" \" IT'S DAY ONE OF THE ALIEN CHALLENGE,\" \"AND MR. WESTMORE HAS A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT CHANGES\" \"THAT HE THINKS I SHOULD MAKE,\" \"AND THAT TAKES ALL THE WIND OUT OF MY SAILS.\" \"I'M REALLY CONFUSED.\" \"I DON'T WANT TO GO AGAINST WHAT MR. WESTMORE SAYS,\" \"BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO GO TOO LITERAL.\" \"SO NOW I HAVE TO REGROUP AND FIGURE OUT\" \"HOW I'M GONNA SAVE THIS MAKEUP.\" \" THERE'S A BULL THAT GUARDS THIS TOWER,\" \"AND HE'S GOT THIS BIG, ORNATE NECK PIECE ON.\" \"SO I WAS THINKING OF DOING THAT\" \"BUT STARTING IT AT HER LIP.\" \" THAT WOULD BE GREAT.\" \" MY CONCERN IS\" \"SHE'S NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO MOVE HER NECK.\" \" WHEN YOU GET THIS PIECE OUT, FROM THE BACK SIDE,\" \"YOU TEAR OUT SOME RIDGES ACROSS IT,\" \"AND THAT ALLOWS THEM TO DO THIS.\" \" OKAY.\" \" I AM CREATING AN ALIEN QUEEN.\" \"I'VE BEEN UTILIZING NEFERTITI'S HEADDRESS.\" \" IT'S A GOOD PROFILE.\" \" THANK YOU.\" \" YEAH, BUT WHAT'S REALLY GOING TO MAKE THIS FOR YOU\" \"IS GONNA BE YOUR PAINT JOB.\" \"SO MAKE SURE YOU LEAVE YOURSELF ENOUGH TIME...\" \" ABSOLUTELY.\" \" TO REALLY DO A BEAUTIFUL PAINT JOB.\" \" I'M REALLY EXCITED THAT MR. WESTMORE HAS COME IN\" \"BECAUSE HE IS REALLY THE KING OF ALIENS.\" \"HE'S WORKED ON SO MANY STAR TREKS,\" \"IT'S RIDICULOUS.\" \"SO I CANNOT BE MORE EXCITED TO GET HIS INPUT,\" \"AND I'M DEFINITELY GONNA BE TAKING HIS ADVICE.\" \" ALL RIGHT, WE'RE HEADING OUT, EVERYBODY.\" \" GOOD LUCK TO EVERYBODY.\" \"All:\" \"THANK YOU.\" \" I LOOK AROUND THE ROOM, AND I'M SUPER NERVOUS\" \"BECAUSE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER SCULPTED A COWL,\" \"AND IT JUST LOOKS SO MUCH SMALLER AND WIMPIER\" \"THAN EVERYONE ELSE'S.\" \" DAMN.\" \"HE'S CRAZY.\" \" OH, I KNOW.\" \"I'M HOPING THAT IT'S JUST MY NERVES,\" \"SO I'M JUST GONNA KEEP GOING.\" \" MOLD, MOLD, MOLD, MOLD, MOLD, MOLD, MOLD.\" \"SO I FINISH UP MY FACE FAIRLY QUICKLY.\" \"I HAVE ONLY ABOUT AN HOUR LEFT IN THE DAY\" \"TO START MOLDING IT.\" \"I WOULD JUST REALLY LIKE TO GET THIS OUT TONIGHT,\" \"SO I HAVE SOMETHING TO GO OFF OF TOMORROW.\" \"IT'S ONLY ME AND RACHAEL BACK IN THE MOLD ROOM\" \"GETTING OUR FACES MOLDED.\" \"\u266a I'M A-MOLDING, I'M A-MOLDING \u266a\" \"SO I'M FEELING LIKE I'M IN A REALLY GOOD SPOT FOR THE DAY.\" \"I FEEL LIKE I'M KIND OF AHEAD,\" \"AND I LIKE THE DIRECTION THAT IT'S GOING.\" \"I LIKE HAVING THE FACE DONE ON THE FIRST DAY.\" \"IT FEELS GOOD.\" \" I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO.\" \" I'M NOT SAYING, \"DON'T LISTEN TO MR. WESTMORE,\"\" \"'CAUSE OBVIOUSLY THAT'S ALWAYS A BAD IDEA.\" \" YEAH, I KNOW.\" \" BUT I THINK JUST TAKING IT SUPER LITERALLY AND PUTTING\" \"AN EASTER ISLAND HEAD ON A DUDE IS GONNA BE WEIRD.\" \" I'M TRYING TO WALK THAT FINE LINE\" \"BETWEEN WHAT MR. WESTMORE SAID BUT STILL KEEP MY OWN CONCEPT,\" \"AND I'M JUST AT A STANDSTILL.\" \"YOU THINK THIS LOOKS WONKY?\" \" UH...\" \" I THINK...\" \"I DON'T KNOW.\" \"I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M GONNA DO AT THIS POINT.\" \"AND EVERY TIME I LOOK UP TO THE CLOCK,\" \"IT'S JUST BURNING AND BURNING,\" \"AND I REALIZE I'M JUST WASTING TOO MUCH TIME.\" \"I'VE GOT TO REFIGURE OUT THE COWL, FINISH IT OFF,\" \"AND AT LEAST GET THE FACE WHERE I'M HAPPY WITH IT.\" \" TIME IS WINDING DOWN, AND THE MORE I SCULPT,\" \"THE MORE I'M JUST HAVING A HARD TIME SEEING THE CHARACTER.\" \"I THINK THE SCALES HAVE TIPPED A LITTLE BIT\" \"ON MY CONFIDENCE LEVEL.\" \" OKAY, GUYS, IT'S TIME!\" \" WHOO!\" \" THAT WILL HAVE TO WAIT TILL TOMORROW.\" \"AT THE END OF THE DAY, I'M REALLY KIND OF CONCERNED\" \"BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY BEEN BOTTOM LOOK,\" \"AND I'M JUST NOT FEELING SO GREAT ABOUT THIS.\" \"I NEED SOME TIME TO STEP AWAY FROM IT\" \"AND JUST GET MY THOUGHTS TOGETHER AND COME BACK.\" \" IT'S DAY TWO OF OUR ALIEN CHALLENGE,\" \"AND WE HAVE 9 1/2 HOURS IN THE LAB,\" \"AND I HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO GET A SET OF FRESH EYES\" \"ON MY SCULPTURE.\" \"I'M FEELING MORE CONFIDENT TODAY.\" \"SO I CHANGE OUT THE NOSE,\" \"AND I'VE GOT THE MOUTH TURNED DOWN A LITTLE FURTHER,\" \"LIKE MR. WESTMORE HAD WANTED.\" \"SO IT'S KIND OF LESS FISH-LIKE\" \"WHAT I HAD ORIGINALLY ANTICIPATED,\" \"BUT I REALLY CAN'T SPEND ANY MORE TIME ON THE FACE\" \"WHEN I NEED TO ALSO GIVE ATTENTION\" \"TO THE COWL AND GET TWO MOLDS FINISHED.\" \" I START SCULPTING OUT THE NECK PIECE,\" \"AND I KNOW THAT I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO SCULPT\" \"INDIVIDUAL JEWELS INTO THIS PIECE.\" \"SO I FIND WHATEVER JEWELRY I CAN IN THE LAB,\" \"AND I PUSH THEM ALL INTO THE NECK PIECE,\" \"JUST SO I KNOW HOW IT'S ALL LAID OUT,\" \"AND I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE TO PUT THEM BACK\" \"ONCE I GET THIS FACE DONE.\" \" I FINALLY FINISH SCULPTING, AND I REALIZE DOING A MOLD\" \"AS BIG AS I HAVE TO DO IS CRAZY.\" \"I'M REALLY NERVOUS ABOUT THIS MOLD.\" \"I THINK MY SCULPTURE WAS AT A GOOD PLACE MAYBE AN HOUR AGO,\" \"AND I'M A LITTLE PISSED AT MYSELF FOR NOT MOLDING EARLIER,\" \"SO I AM TRYING TO MOLD AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.\" \" LEFT SIDE, RIGHT SIDE.\" \" OH, YEAH.\" \"DEFINITELY A LOT BETTER.\" \"TODAY, I FEEL REALLY GOOD.\" \"I'M FEELING BETTER ABOUT MY CONCEPT.\" \"AS I'M SCULPTING THE CHEST AND THE BACK,\" \"I SEE MORE OF THE CREATURE COMING OUT.\" \"HE'S ALIEN, BUT I WANTED TO CREATE THE ANATOMY\" \"WHERE IT'S JUST A TOUCH OUT OF THE HUMANISTIC REALM.\" \"I WAS LIKE, \"NO BELLY BUTTON.\" \"THAT MEANS YOU ARE DEFINITELY AN ALIEN.\"\" \"I'M FEELING REALLY CONFIDENT NOW.\" \"I CAN WORK WITH THIS.\" \" LOOKS GOOD.\" \" COOL.\" \"THANKS.\" \" SO I FINISH MY FIRST COWL SCULPT,\" \"AND I'M GONNA GO START MY FIRST TWO-PIECE COWL MOLD.\" \"I REALLY HAVE NOT THAT MUCH EXPERIENCE MAKING MOLDS,\" \"SO I'M COMPLETELY CONFUSED.\" \"I SHOULD GO OUT THIS WAY, RIGHT?\" \"YEAH.\" \"I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO DO THIS.\" \"AND I'M STARTING TO PANIC.\" \" IT'S DAY TWO OF OUR ALIEN CHALLENGE,\" \"AND I'M DOING MY FIRST COWL MOLD.\" \"I SHOULD GO OUT THIS WAY, RIGHT?\" \"YEAH.\" \"BUT I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO DO THIS.\" \"I FEEL LIKE I CAN PICK UP ON THINGS REALLY FAST,\" \"SO DINA SEEMS LIKE SHE'S DONE THIS BEFORE,\" \"AND I JUST START DOING EXACTLY WHAT SHE'S DOING.\" \"AND I'M JUST GONNA HOPE FOR THE BEST.\" \" I GO AND I POP MY FACE MOLD,\" \"START CLEANING IT OUT.\" \"[blows]\" \"I STIPPLE IN A BUNCH OF LATEX, LET THAT DRY.\" \"I PULL IT OUT, AND THEN I HAVE KIND OF A HALLOWEEN MASK\" \"SO I CAN LAY THAT UP ONTO THE FACE\" \"THAT MY COWL IS SCULPTED ON,\" \"AND I CAN MAKE SURE THAT ALL MY LINES THAT I DESIGNED\" \"ARE GONNA LINE UP CORRECTLY.\" \" I'M A FIRM BELIEVER THAT ALIENS\" \"SHOULD HAVE NO HUMAN FEATURES,\" \"BECAUSE FINGERS LOOK LIKE A HUMAN IN MAKEUP.\" \"I HAVE THIS IDEA TO DO BASICALLY SQUID HANDS.\" \"SO I CUT THIS L200 FOAM IN CERTAIN SHAPES,\" \"AND IT LOOKS GREAT.\" \"[laughs]\" \" SO I SIT DOWN, AND I TRY TO OPEN THE MOLD.\" \"I'M DOWN THERE ON THE FLOOR.\" \"I'M TUGGING ON IT.\" \"DON'T KNOW IF THIS MOLD'S EVEN GONNA OPEN.\" \" HOW'S IT GOING, SASHA?\" \"YAY!\" \" IT FINALLY OPENED, SO I'M ACTUALLY FEELING\" \"A LOT MORE CONFIDENT.\" \" 19 MINUTES!\" \" OKAY.\" \" IT'S HARD TO RUN WITH HEAVY THINGS IN YOUR HANDS.\" \" [grunts]\" \" SO I SEE MOST OF THE PEOPLE ARE RUNNING AROUND\" \"TRYING TO GET THEIR COWL MOLDS DONE,\" \"AND...\" \"I'M BASICALLY GETTING READY FOR TOMORROW'S APPLICATION.\" \"I'M TRYING TO MENTALLY GET THERE.\" \"I THINK IF I HAVE A BETTER PLAN,\" \"IT WILL BE BETTER FOR ME.\" \"AND I WON'T HAVE TO BE RUNNING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON.\" \" I REALLY WANT TO GIVE THIS CHARACTER FOUR ARMS\" \"BECAUSE LORD VISHNU ALWAYS HAS FOUR ARMS.\" \"SO I GET THE IDEA TO JOINT THE ARMS,\" \"AND I'M GONNA USE MONOFILAMENT AND ATTACH IT TO HIS WRISTS,\" \"SO WHEN HE RAISES HIS ARM,\" \"THE ARM WOULD RAISE WITH HIS ARM.\" \"YAY, THEY WORK.\" \" EVERYBODY, THAT'S TIME.\" \" COMING OFF A WIN,\" \"I FEEL LIKE THE JUDGES ARE EXPECTING MORE OF ME.\" \"SO I WANT TO MAKE SURE I DON'T DISAPPOINT.\" \" SO IT'S APPLICATION DAY.\" \"WE'VE GOT FOUR HOURS IN THE LAB\" \"AND ONE HOUR IN LAST LOOKS.\" \" HOW'S EVERYBODY'S STUFF LOOK?\" \" IT'S MOSTLY FINE.\" \"MY FOAM CAME OUT BEAUTIFUL.\" \"I HAVE NO PROBLEMS.\" \"IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER.\" \" ALL RIGHT.\" \" HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?\" \" IRIS.\" \" JASON.\" \" SO YOU'RE GONNA BE AN ALIEN.\" \" WE HAVE A PRETTY BAD SITUATION HERE,\" \"NOT GOOD AT ALL.\" \"I HAD A REALLY BIG PLAN FOR APPLICATION,\" \"BUT MY FOAM CHEST PIECE, IT'S JUST BAD.\" \"NOT DOING SO WELL RIGHT NOW.\" \"THE FOAM HAS COLLAPSED ON ITSELF,\" \"SO IT HAS THESE AIR POCKETS JUST SITTING THERE.\" \"THIS IS GNARLY.\" \"SO I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO SALVAGE THIS CHEST PIECE.\" \"THIS IS PART OF MY CHARACTER.\" \"I NEED TO HAVE THIS CHEST.\" \" YOU LOOK LIKE AN ALIEN, I SWEAR TO GOD.\" \"I START APPLYING, AND MY ONLY CONCERN AT THIS POINT\" \"IS THAT THE COWL IS A LITTLE BIG,\" \"SO HE'S GOT THIS LARGE, BULBOUS HEAD,\" \"WHICH ISN'T QUITE THE LOOK I WAS GOING FOR,\" \"BUT I KNOW I CAN LEAVE IT LOOSE\" \"AND THEN GLUE IT DOWN IN LAST LOOKS.\" \" ALL RIGHT, LET'S START PUTTING THIS ON YOUR FACE.\" \" WHOO!\" \" I DECIDE TO GO WITH A YELLOW AND GREEN COLOR SCHEME\" \"BECAUSE USUALLY THE DANGEROUS SNAKES HAVE\" \"THE BRIGHTEST COLORS.\" \"SO I DO MY BASE COLOR,\" \"AND THEN I AIRBRUSHED SOME DETAIL SIGNS.\" \"AND THEN I USED A STENCIL TO GET THE GREEN PATTERNING\" \"ON THE SKIN, AND I REALLY LIKE THE DIRECTION\" \"THAT IT'S HEADED IN.\" \" I START PAINTING, AND THEN I REALIZE\" \"HOW MUCH WORK I HAVE TO DO.\" \"IT'S A BIG PIECE.\" \"IT'S 360 DEGREES AROUND.\" \"SO I JUST LET THE COLORS FLY.\" \" A LOT OF EGYPTIAN ARTWORK, IT'S LOTS OF GOLDS AND BLUES,\" \"SO I REALLY WANT TO STICK TO THOSE COLORS.\" \"SO I START PAINTING MY PIECE, BASING OUT WITH GOLD,\" \"WHICH I'M REALLY, REALLY HAPPY WITH.\" \"YOU ARE GOLDEN, LITERALLY.\" \"I GET SOME OF THE BLUE PUT ON,\" \"AND IT'S STARTING TO GET KIND OF MUDDIED UP.\" \"SO I TRY GOING BACK TO KIND OF COVER UP\" \"WITH A LITTLE BIT OF GOLD, BUT IT'S NOT REALLY HELPING.\" \"SO I'M REALLY STRESSING ON MY PAINT JOB,\" \"AND IT'S TOO LATE TO TURN BACK.\" \"WHAT'S THE TIME?\" \" 1:16.\" \" ALL RIGHT.\" \" THIS IS JUST TRASHED.\" \"I SPEND THREE HOURS JUST TRYING TO PATCH AND FIX THIS THING,\" \"AND MY PAINT, I HAVE TO KIND OF SACRIFICE.\" \"EVERYTHING THAT COULD GO WRONG IS GOING WRONG.\" \" 30 MINUTES, GUYS!\" \" THAT'S TIME, GUYS!\" \" OOH.\" \" HOO!\" \" ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.\" \"MY HEART'S JUST FALLING.\" \"IT'S KIND OF LIKE WATCHING THE CAR CRASH HAPPENING\" \"WHILE YOU'RE IN THE CAR.\" \" COMING UP...\" \" I GET MY AIRBRUSH OUT, AND IT'S COMPLETELY CLOGGED.\" \" IT'S GONNA TAKE A MIRACLE FOR ME TO BE SAFE.\" \" THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL-LOOKING PIECE.\" \" DID YOU GET LOST TIME-WISE?\" \" IT'S REALLY QUITE REMARKABLE.\" \" LET'S GO TO WORK!\" \" WHERE MY ALIEN AT?\" \" WE HAVE ONE HOUR AT LAST LOOKS,\" \"AND I GET MY AIRBRUSH OUT.\" \"OH, COME ON, AIRBRUSH.\" \"AND IT'S COMPLETELY CLOGGED.\" \"SO I START HAND-PAINTING IT.\" \"JUST MAKING IT WORK.\" \" I TRY AND SPATTER SOME BLACK ON HIM,\" \"YOU KNOW, KIND OF BREAK UP SOME OF THE GRAY.\" \"TURN YOUR ARM OVER.\" \"EVERYTHING THAT I WOULD SEE ON THE STATUES IS THERE,\" \"BUT I'M STILL ON THE FENCE WITH HOW IT'S GONNA LOOK\" \"TO THE JUDGES.\" \" I'M GONNA ATTEMPT TO PUT THIS THING\" \"ON THE FRONT OF YOU.\" \"I PUT THE COSTUME ON, AND IT'S A LITTLE BIT BETTER.\" \"IT HELPS HIDE SOME OF MY MISTAKES,\" \"BUT NOT ALL OF THEM.\" \"IT'S JUST A GNARLED MESS.\" \"IT'S GONNA TAKE A MIRACLE FOR ME TO BE SAFE.\" \" I STICK ON THE BINDI, AND I HANG CHAINS FROM HER NOSE.\" \"IT LOOKS ALIEN-LIKE, AND IT LOOKS INDIAN-LIKE,\" \"SO I'M PLEASED.\" \" THIS SIDE IS JUST NOT STAYING DOWN.\" \" ALL RIGHT, GUYS, IT'S TIME!\" \" YEAH!\" \" WHOO!\" \" WELCOME TO THE FACE OFF REVEAL STAGE.\" \"TONIGHT, ONE OF YOU WILL BE ELIMINATED.\" \"SAY HELLO TO OUR TALENTED JUDGES:\" \"OWNER OF OPTIC NERVE MAKEUP EFFECTS STUDIO,\" \"GLENN HETRICK.\" \" GOOD EVENING, GUYS.\" \"All:\" \"HI, GLENN.\" \" A BIG WELCOME BACK TO OSCAR-AND EMMY-WINNING\" \"MAKEUP ARTIST, VE NEILL.\" \" I MISSED YOU LAST WEEK, GUYS.\" \"I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOU HAVE FOR US.\" \" WE MISSED YOU TOO.\" \" SAY HELLO TO CREATURE AND CONCEPT DESIGNER NEVILLE PAGE.\" \" HELLO.\" \" HI, NEVILLE.\" \" AND OSCAR-WINNING MAKEUP ARTIST LOIS BURWELL.\" \" GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE.\" \" HI, LOIS.\" \" HI.\" \" ALL RIGHT, GUYS.\" \"THIS WEEK, YOUR FIRST INDIVIDUAL SPOTLIGHT CHALLENGE\" \"WAS TO CHOOSE AN ANCIENT WONDER AND CREATE THE ALIEN SPECIES\" \"WHO MIGHT HAVE HELPED BUILD IT.\" \"LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR OTHERWORLDLY BEINGS.\" \"[suspenseful music]\" \"\u266a \u266a\" \" THE PAINT'S NOT REALLY POPPING LIKE I WANT IT TO,\" \"BUT THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS I LIKE ABOUT IT.\" \"I'M REALLY HOPING I'M SAFE AT THIS POINT.\" \" HIS OVERALL PRESENCE IS REALLY COOL.\" \"I'M REALLY PROUD OF MY PROSTHETIC.\" \"HOPEFULLY, THAT'LL BE ENOUGH TO SAVE ME.\" \" I'M NOT REALLY HAPPY AT ALL.\" \"I REALLY HOPE THE JUDGES SEE THE AMOUNT OF TIME I PUT IN\" \"TO TRY TO MAKE THIS THING WORK.\" \" IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I PICTURED IN MY HEAD,\" \"BUT I THINK THE WARDROBE\" \"MIGHT HAVE BEEN A LITTLE TOO CRAZY.\" \" I LOOK AT MY CHARACTER, AND HE LOOKS PRETTY COOL.\" \"IT'S KIND OF CREEPY AND, LIKE, VERY, VERY ALIEN TO ME.\" \" I'M PROUD OF IT.\" \"I THINK SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.\" \"I CREATED EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO SEE.\" \" SHE LOOKS AMAZING.\" \"I WAS ABLE TO SHOW WHAT I'M TRULY CAPABLE OF.\" \" I THINK IT'S PRETTY COOL.\" \"THIS TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN THAT COULD'VE INSPIRED\" \"THE CREATION OF ANGKOR WAT.\" \" I WISH I HAD GIVEN HER A PROP, BUT OVERALL,\" \"I'M IMPRESSED WITH THE AMOUNT OF STUFF I GOT DONE.\" \" I REALLY LIKE HOW SHE LOOKS OVERALL.\" \"HOPEFULLY, THE JUDGES NOTICE ALL THE WORK I PUT INTO IT.\" \" I'M NOT SUPER HAPPY WITH IT.\" \"IT'S NOT WHAT I ENVISIONED, BUT AT THIS POINT,\" \"I'M JUST HOPING FOR THE BEST.\" \" I'M NOT 100% HAPPY WITH MY PAINT JOB AND SOME OF MY FORMS,\" \"BUT WITH THE TIME THAT I HAD, I'M PROUD OF IT.\" \" I TOOK A RISK BY GOING VERY MINIMAL,\" \"AND I'M HOPING THAT THE JUDGES THINK LESS IS MORE.\" \" JUDGES, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT OUR ALIENS?\" \" LOOK AT THAT EDGE.\" \" YEAH, WOW.\" \" THERE'S A LOT MORE PAINT ON THE BODY\" \"THAN THERE IS THE FACE.\" \"THERE'S NOT REALLY A FOCAL POINT.\" \" WE HAVE TO ASK WHERE IT COMES FROM.\" \" OKAY.\" \" HE GOT A LITTLE CRAZY WITH SPONGES AND MAYBE\" \"A STENCIL OR SOMETHING.\" \" HE KIND OF RUINED IT WITH THE PAINT.\" \" I'M NERVOUS THAT MY INCOMPLETE PAINT JOB IS GOING\" \"TO KICK ME IN THE BALLS, AND I'M GONNA END UP GOING HOME\" \"BECAUSE OF IT.\" \" WHAT DO YOU THINK OF TONIGHT'S DESIGNS?\" \"TELL US ON TWITTER USING #FACEOFF.\" \" HE RUINED IT WITH THE PAINT.\" \" I'M FREAKED OUT.\" \"ALL THE PARTS CAME TOGETHER EXCEPT THE PAINT JOB.\" \"AT THIS POINT, I'M WORRIED THAT I COULD BE SENT HOME.\" \" I REALLY LOVE THE MOUTH.\" \" YEAH, THAT'S GREAT.\" \"both:\" \"THANK YOU.\" \" IT'S USING THE EGYPTIAN HEADDRESS...\" \" MM-HMM.\" \" AND THE TRADITIONAL GOATEE SHAPE.\" \"I THINK THAT'S VERY WISE.\" \" I LOVE THE REFERENCE.\" \"THANK YOU.\" \" THIS IS COOL.\" \" THERE ARE SOME REAL ADVENTUROUS FORMS ON THIS FACE.\" \" YEAH.\" \" I REALLY LOVE THIS COLLAR.\" \" IT JUST DOESN'T FEEL LIKE THIS WISE ALIEN RACE.\" \"IT FEELS SO SAD AND DESTROYED.\" \"HE'S SPARKLY.\" \" TO PUT THESE SHAPES ON THE FACE MAKES NO SENSE WHATSOEVER.\" \"THANK YOU.\" \"IT'S TERRIFIC 'CAUSE SHE HAS\" \"SUCH A NICE, LITTLE, NARROW CHIN.\" \"JUST REALLY HELPS THAT WHOLE SHAPE REALLY BE VERY EFFECTIVE.\" \"CONTINUES THE SHAPE, GIVES IT FEMININITY.\" \" IT DOES.\" \"BACK AROUND?\" \" ALL RIGHT.\" \" ALL RIGHT, THE JUDGES HAVE SCORED YOUR CREATIONS,\" \"SO LET'S FIND OUT WHAT THEY THOUGHT.\" \"SASHA, DOC,\" \"STELLA, GWEN,\" \"DAMIEN, KEAGHLAN,\" \"YOU WERE THE BEST AND THE WORST THIS WEEK.\" \"THAT MEANS THE REST OF YOU ARE SAFE AND CAN HEAD BACK\" \"TO THE MAKEUP ROOM.\" \" THANK YOU.\" \" ALL RIGHT, THE JUDGES WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK WITH EACH OF YOU\" \"TO LEARN MORE ABOUT YOUR WORK.\" \"SASHA, YOU'RE UP FIRST.\" \" TELL US ABOUT THIS CHARACTER\" \"AND HOW YOUR LOCATION INSPIRED YOUR DESIGN CHOICES.\" \" THIS IS SHIVA.\" \"SHE CAME TO EARTH\" \"BECAUSE SHE'S AN ANIMAL SPECIES COLLECTOR.\" \"SHE BUILT A SHELTER, AND WHEN SHE LEFT,\" \"EVERYONE USED THE SHELTER AS A TEMPLE AND WORSHIPPED HER.\" \" IT'S REALLY QUITE REMARKABLE.\" \" THANK YOU.\" \" IT IS INSTANTLY RECOGNIZABLE AS HAVING INDIAN INFLUENCE,\" \"AND YOU KEPT THE FORM SO NICE AND TIGHT\" \"TO ACCENTUATE THOSE BIG, BEAUTIFUL EYES.\" \" THANK YOU SO MUCH.\" \" I REALLY COMPLIMENT YOU IN REGARD TO HER HEAD\" \"BECAUSE YOU CREATED PROPORTIONS THAT FEEL NOT EVEN ACHIEVABLE,\" \"AND I LIKE THAT.\" \" I LOVE THE USE OF THE JEWELRY.\" \"IT'S SOMETHING THAT OBVIOUSLY IS TRADITIONAL.\" \"VERY WISE CHOICES.\" \" THANK YOU.\" \" SASHA, IF YOU'D PLEASE STEP BACK.\" \"DOC, YOU'RE UP NEXT.\" \" TELL US HOW YOU LET THE MOAI STATUES\" \"HELP YOU CREATE YOUR ALIEN TODAY.\" \" I WANTED TO CREATE SOMETHING\" \"THAT ALLUDES TO WHAT THE MOAI STATUES ARE.\" \"THAT'S WHY HE'S GOT THE KIND OF SQUARED OFF FRONT OF HIS HEAD\" \"AND THE LONGER FACE AND THEN THE DOWNTURNED MOUTH.\" \" I'M SORRY, DOC, BUT I THINK THIS MAKEUP\" \"IS VERY UNSUCCESSFUL.\" \"THE PAINT JOB ITSELF IS JUST COMPLETELY MONOTONE.\" \"YOU'VE CREATED THIS SYMPATHETIC LOOK THAT ALLOWS\" \"YOUR CHARACTER TO DO NOTHING BUT LOOK SAD.\" \"AND THE SCULPTING ON THE BOTTOM OF THE FACE\" \"IS VERY STRANGE AROUND THE MOUTH.\" \" YOU CHOSE TO COVER THE EARS.\" \"WHY IS THAT?\" \" I WANTED TO GO AMPHIBIAN\" \"WITH MORE OF A FISH-TYPE CHARACTER.\" \" IT DOESN'T COMMUNICATE YOUR INTENTION,\" \"SO IT FEELS CONCEPT-LESS.\" \" OKAY.\" \" DOC, PLEASE STEP BACK.\" \"ALL RIGHT, STELLA, YOU'RE UP.\" \" SO TELL US ABOUT THE CONCEPT AND HOW THE CULTURAL INFLUENCES\" \"INSPIRED YOUR CREATION.\" \" THIS IS LORD SHIVA'S MATE.\" \"SHIVA STARTED TO MATE WITH THE NATIVES,\" \"AND HE HAD 250 SONS,\" \"AND SHE WAS SO ANGRY WITH HIM\" \"THAT SHE OPENED HER THIRD EYE AND TURNED THEM ALL TO STONE\" \"AND ERECTED THIS BUILDING AS A WARNING\" \"TO NEVER MATE WITH THE NATIVES AGAIN.\" \" YOU'RE DOING SOME THINGS WITH FORMS\" \"THAT JUST SHOULDN'T WORK, BUT IT DOES.\" \"THE WAY YOU BROUGHT THE CHEEKS DOWN\" \"TOWARDS THE CORNER OF THE MOUTH IS BEAUTIFUL.\" \"IT IS A VERY SUCCESSFUL MAKEUP AND CHARACTER.\" \" THANK YOU.\" \" I LIKE THE COLOR CHOICE OF THE CONTACT LENS.\" \"I LIKE THE WAY YOU PUT HENNA ON THE BACK OF THE HANDS,\" \"AND THE COLLAR IS FANTASTIC.\" \" THANK YOU.\" \" I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS,\" \"SO I THINK YOU SUCCEEDED ON AN EXTREMELY COMPLEX\" \"AND ADVANCED LEVEL.\" \" THANK YOU SO MUCH.\" \" STELLA, PLEASE STEP BACK.\" \"GWEN, PLEASE STEP FORWARD.\" \" TELL ME ABOUT THE CONCEPT\" \"AND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL US.\" \" WHEN MY CHARACTER CAME TO EARTH,\" \"HE GAVE THE VIKING PEOPLE MATHEMATICS, THE SUN,\" \"AND STONEHENGE.\" \"THE VIKING PEOPLE SHOWED HIM HOW TO SURVIVE,\" \"WHICH MADE HIM MORE SAVAGE THE LONGER HE STAYED.\" \" HE LOOKS PAGAN, NOT ALIEN.\" \"DID YOU GET LOST TIME-WISE?\" \" I SPENT A LOT OF THE TIME TRYING TO PATCH AND MAINTAIN\" \"THE CHEST PIECE BECAUSE I WANTED TO SHOW\" \"THAT HE IS A LITTLE HUMAN-ESQUE.\" \" ONE OF THE WORST DECISIONS YOU MADE WAS SCULPTING OUT\" \"A WHOLE CHEST AND DOING ALMOST NOTHING WITH IT TO TELL US\" \"THAT IT'S AN ALIEN.\" \" WITH BETTER USE OF COLOR, YOU COULD'VE SALVAGED IT.\" \" GWEN, IF YOU'D PLEASE STEP BACK.\" \"DAMIEN, PLEASE STEP UP.\" \" PLEASE ENLIGHTEN US AS TO HOW YOU UTILIZED THE LOCATION\" \"THAT YOU CHOSE TO MOTIVATE YOUR MAKEUP.\" \" SO MY ALIEN FINDS EARTH AND DECIDES TO GIVE THEM\" \"HIS KNOWLEDGE, AND IN HONOR OF THAT,\" \"HUMANS DECIDED TO BUILD MONUMENTS IN HIS LIKENESS.\" \" I THINK PULLING THE PYRAMID SHAPES DOWN ONTO THE FACE\" \"HAS NO BASIS IN ANATOMICAL REALITY.\" \"IT'S JUST ROUGH FORMS WITH COLOR ON IT.\" \" DAMIEN, DID YOU START WITH THE BLUE OR THE GOLD?\" \" I STARTED WITH THE GOLD.\" \" WELL, THAT'S YOUR FIRST MISTAKE.\" \"YOU DIDN'T START WITH A COLOR.\" \"YOU STARTED WITH A HIGHLIGHT,\" \"AND I'M NOT REALLY HAPPY WITH THE BLUE.\" \"I MEAN, NOTHING LOOKS ORGANIC ON HIM.\" \" I UNDERSTAND.\" \" DAMIEN, PLEASE STEP BACK.\" \" [sighs]\" \" KEAGHLAN, YOU'RE UP.\" \" TELL US HOW THE PYRAMIDS INSPIRED YOUR ALIEN.\" \" SHE LANDED ON THE PLANET AND BROUGHT THE CAT SPECIES,\" \"AND THEN HER FORM INSPIRED THE EGYPTIAN CULTURE\" \"TO ADORN THEIR ROYALTY WITH THOSE FEATURES.\" \" THIS MAKEUP IS MUCH PRETTIER UP CLOSE.\" \"I LOVE THE WAY YOU USED THE GOLD\" \"AND MADE REALLY SUBTLE ACCENTS.\" \"NICELY DONE.\" \" THANK YOU.\" \" STRONG SILHOUETTE.\" \"EVEN THE SUBTLE GRAPHIC DESIGN OF THE PALE FACE\" \"TO THE YELLOWS AND ORANGES\" \"WITHIN THAT HEADPIECE IS GREAT.\" \" THANK YOU.\" \" KEAGHLAN, IF YOU'D PLEASE STEP BACK.\" \" GOOD JOB.\" \" THANK YOU.\" \" ALL RIGHT, GUYS, THE JUDGES HAVE HEARD\" \"WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY.\" \"IF YOU'D PLEASE HEAD BACK TO THE MAKEUP ROOM\" \"WHILE THEY DELIBERATE.\" \"ALL RIGHT, JUDGES.\" \"LET'S TALK ABOUT THE LOOKS YOU LIKE THE MOST THIS WEEK.\" \"WHY DON'T WE START WITH SASHA?\" \" SHE ALLOWED THE MODEL'S FEATURES\" \"TO DRIVE THE BEAUTY IN THIS MAKEUP.\" \" AND DOING SO LITTLE, ALWAYS RISKY,\" \"BUT I THINK SHE KNEW HER LIMITATIONS.\" \" I LOVED THE COLOR CHOICE OF THE CONTACT LENS\" \"AND THE BLUE STONE.\" \" HOW ABOUT STELLA?\" \" THE NECK PIECE:\" \"BEAUTIFUL, MULTICULTURAL REFERENCES.\" \" EVEN THOSE PETALS ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD:\" \"IT WAS JUST ONE MORE THING THAT WAS SO SPECTACULAR.\" \" SHE DOES HAVE AN EYE FOR SHAPE AND FORM,\" \"BUT THE REAL SKILL SET IS BRINGING IT TOGETHER.\" \" AND WHAT ABOUT KEAGHLAN?\" \" I THINK IT'S A GREAT MAKEUP.\" \"IT FITS INTO THE IDEOLOGY OF THE EGYPTIAN PANTHEON.\" \" I WAS SURPRISED AT HOW GREAT THE PAINT JOB WAS\" \"WHEN WE GOT A LITTLE BIT CLOSER TO IT.\" \" I LIKED THE BALANCE OF THE EARS.\" \" ALL RIGHT, SO BEFORE WE TALK\" \"ABOUT THE LOOKS YOU LIKE THE LEAST,\" \"I WANT TO REMIND YOU, YOU DO HAVE THAT SPECIAL IMMUNITY\" \"AVAILABLE IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO USE IT.\" \"ALL RIGHT, LET'S TALK ABOUT DOC.\" \" THIS LACK OF SYMMETRY AND THE SHAPES AROUND THE MOUTH\" \"WAS JUST SO SLOPPY AND CLUMSY.\" \" IF SOMEONE THAT DEPRESSING ARRIVED AND THAT GRAY,\" \"IT WOULD MAKE ME LOSE THE WILL TO LIVE.\" \"IF HE ACTUALLY STEPPED OUT THE CRAFT, YOU'D BE LIKELY\" \"TO CLUB HIM TO DEATH RATHER THAN TAKE HIM AND BUILD A...\" \"BUT HE KNEW IT WAS A LEMON.\" \" AND WHAT ABOUT GWEN?\" \" DID NOT SATISFY THE CHALLENGE AT ALL.\" \"WE ENDED UP WITH THIS CRO-MAGNON-LIKE CHARACTER.\" \" AND I THINK SHE WASTED SO MUCH TIME TRYING\" \"TO PATCH UP HER CHEST, WHICH SHE COVERED UP.\" \" AND WHAT DO YOU THINK OF DAMIEN'S WORK?\" \" IN THIS CHALLENGE, IT FELT TOTALLY OFF THE MARK.\" \" AND THE FACT ALONE THAT HE STARTED WITH THAT GOLD PAINT,\" \"YOU'RE DOOMED RIGHT THERE.\" \" ALL RIGHT, JUDGES, HAVE YOU MADE YOUR DECISIONS?\" \" YES, WE HAVE.\" \" LET'S BRING 'EM BACK OUT.\" \"SO, GLENN, TELL US ABOUT TONIGHT'S TOP LOOKS.\" \" SASHA, YOU DID A GREAT JOB EMBRACING\" \"YOUR MODEL'S FEATURES, AND THE INDIAN INFLUENCE\" \"WAS SO PRESENT IN YOUR WORK.\" \"STELLA, WE LOVED SOME OF THE UNIQUE SHAPES\" \"IN YOUR CHARACTER'S FACE, AND THE OVERALL IMAGE\" \"WAS QUITE POWERFUL.\" \"KEAGHLAN, THIS CHARACTER HAD A BOLD, GRAPHIC QUALITY,\" \"AND WE LOVE HOW YOU INCORPORATED\" \"RECOGNIZABLE CULTURAL REFERENCES.\" \" SO WHO IS THE WINNER OF TONIGHT'S CHALLENGE?\" \" THE WINNER OF TONIGHT'S CHALLENGE IS...\" \" SO WHO IS THE WINNER OF TONIGHT'S CHALLENGE?\" \" THE WINNER OF TONIGHT'S CHALLENGE IS...\" \"STELLA.\" \"[applause]\" \"ERE WERE SO MANY THINGS THAT SHOULD NOT HAVE WORKED,\" \"YET YOU MANAGED TO PULL TOGETHER\" \"ALL OF THESE DISPARATE ELEMENTS\" \"INTO AN INCREDIBLY SUCCESSFUL MAKEUP.\" \"VERY COOL.\" \" THANK YOU.\" \"I WIN.\" \"THIS IS AN AMAZING FEELING,\" \"AND I PROVED TO MYSELF THAT I CAN DO THIS.\" \" STELLA, CONGRATULATIONS.\" \" THANK YOU.\" \" YOU, KEAGHLAN, AND SASHA CAN HEAD BACK TO THE MAKEUP ROOM.\" \" THANK YOU.\" \" UNFORTUNATELY, THAT DOES MEAN THAT THE THREE OF YOU\" \"ARE IN THE BOTTOM THIS WEEK.\" \"ONE OF YOU WILL BE ELIMINATED.\" \"PLEASE STEP FORWARD.\" \"ALL RIGHT, GLENN, TELL US ABOUT TONIGHT'S BOTTOM LOOKS.\" \" DOC, YOUR STRUGGLE TO NAIL DOWN SOME OF THE ASPECTS\" \"OF YOUR MAKEUP WAS UNDENIABLE, AND THAT WAS NOTABLY APPARENT\" \"IN YOUR SCULPTURAL FORMS.\" \"GWEN, NOT A LOT ABOUT YOUR MAKEUP WORKED TONIGHT,\" \"BUT PERHAPS THE BIGGEST MISSTEP WAS THE FACT THAT\" \"IT LOOKED MORE LIKE A TRIBAL DEMON THAN IT DID AN ALIEN.\" \"DAMIEN, WE THOUGHT THAT THERE WERE\" \"SOME FAIRLY SIGNIFICANT SCULPTURAL MISFIRES\" \"IN YOUR MAKEUP,\" \"AND YOUR PAINT JOB ONLY SERVED TO ENHANCE THEM.\" \" SO WHO'S GOING HOME TONIGHT?\" \" THE PERSON GOING HOME TONIGHT IS...\" \"GWEN.\" \"YOU CLEARLY SUFFERED SOME MAJOR TECHNICAL SETBACKS,\" \"BUT IT WAS YOUR INABILITY TO ADAPT TO THEM\" \"THAT ULTIMATELY WAS YOUR UNDOING.\" \" GWEN, I'M SORRY, BUT YOU HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED.\" \"THAT MEANS, DOC, DAMIEN, YOU GUYS ARE SAFE THIS WEEK\" \"AND CAN HEAD BACK TO THE MAKEUP ROOM.\" \" GWEN, I KNOW YOU'RE A TALENTED ARTIST,\" \"AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOU DO IN THE FUTURE.\" \" THANK YOU.\" \" GWEN, IT'S BEEN GREAT HAVING YOU HERE WITH US.\" \"IF YOU'D PLEASE HEAD BACK TO THE MAKEUP ROOM\" \"AND PACK UP YOUR KIT.\" \" THANK YOU GUYS.\" \"All:\" \"GOOD LUCK.\" \" GOING HOME THIS SOON IS HEARTBREAKING.\" \" WHO IS IT?\" \" GWEN.\" \" NO.\" \" BEING HERE HAS SHOWN ME THAT I CAN MOVE FORWARD\" \"WITH MY ART.\" \"I LOVE MAKEUP A LOT.\" \"I LOVE DESIGNING NEW CREATURES,\" \"SO THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING.\" \"I HAVE GOT A LOT OF BUMPS AND BRUISES,\" \"BUT I'M NOT GONNA GIVE UP.\" \"Uploaded by [ sRtFeVeR ] new srt source\""} +{"text": "\"Didyou checkthe passport information?\" \" I did.\" \"It confirms Reza Naiyeer has had contact with Syed Ali.\" \"My sister is marrying someone who works for terrorists and you expect me to act normal?\" \"You could endanger yourself and your family if you let on anything is wrong.\" \"I understand.\" \"George, we need you to check out a warehouse in the valley.\" \"The substance you inhaled is plutonium.\" \" How much time do I have?\" \" As much as a week or as little as a day.\" \"What's going on?\" \"Jack Bauer says that Wald's crew is planning to blow up CTU.\" \" Have you contacted CTU?\" \" Bauer hasn't gotten to Wald yet.\" \"If we stop Wald's crew, they may realise Bauer turned them in.\" \"Contact CTU immediately.\" \"I won't let him hurt you again.\" \" You're reporting a child abduction?\" \" My daughter.\" \" Describe the suspect.\" \" Her name's Kimberly Bauer.\" \"It's kinda messed up.\" \"I have the police after me.\" \" Can you get to CTU?\" \" Yeah, I guess so.\" \"My name's Kimberly Bauer.\" \"Tony Almeida is expecting us.\" \"You think you'll take that building down with three charges?\" \" What made you target CTU anyway?\" \" Why so many questions?\" \" We did it, Jack.\" \" Good job, Eddie.\" \"Good job.\" \"The walls are coming down.\" \"We have seven DOAs in the alpha zone.\" \"What's your count?\" \"Ten so far.\" \"Fire and rescue teams are en route.\" \"Tony...\" \"Tony?\" \"Can we get some help over here?\" \"A little help.\" \"Tony!\" \"Michelle!\" \"I need you to set up a triage.\" \"Take Luke with you.\" \"Luke, I've got you.\" \"It's Michelle.\" \"Let me see that.\" \"Paula?\" \"Paula, can you hear me?\" \"What happened?\" \"You don't have to speak.\" \"Just blink your eyes if you can hear me.\" \"We're gonna get you outta there.\" \"Just hang tight.\" \"All right?\" \"She's bad, man.\" \"We gotta get a crane or a hydraulic lift in here.\" \"We have to be careful.\" \"If we pull out the wrong piece, it could come down on her.\" \"We have to do this brick by brick.\" \"That could take for ever.\" \"All right, let's do it.\" \"It's OK.\" \"We're gonna be all right.\" \"You're being real brave.\" \"Real...\" \" Come on.\" \" I don't feel very well.\" \"We're gonna be OK.\" \"We're gonna be out of here soon, OK?\" \"All right?\" \"Megan!\" \"Megan!\" \"Somebody help me!\" \"Please, I need some help!\" \" Hold her down.\" \" What's wrong with her?\" \"What's the matter?\" \"Megan!\" \" Megan!\" \" She's seizing.\" \" We've gotta get her to the ER right away.\" \" What's wrong with her?\" \"Sir, we did everything we could do.\" \"If only Bauer had called earlier, even a few minutes, we could've saved those people.\" \"Until we know more, I'd like to go over my evacuation plan for LA.\" \"It's on your desk.\" \" I'll call you when I'm ready to meet on it.\" \" Thank you, sir.\" \"Those people are dead because of you.\" \" I wanted to tell the president.\" \" But you didn't.\" \"Because of you, Eric.\" \"You made sure I couldn't get through to him.\" \"As far as I know, Bauer never called.\" \"You're the one who spoke to him.\" \" Are you blackmailing me?\" \" I'm protecting the president.\" \"Lynne, whatever you know or think you know, I suggest you keep it to yourself.\" \"Everything in your car, I had it cleared out and put into the ambulance.\" \"So whenever you're ready to go to the hospital.\" \" So how's it gonna happen?\" \" Excuse me?\" \"You said I might be dead by tomorrow.\" \"I'm curious to know what to expect for the rest of the day.\" \"There's a latent period where you'll be mostly asymptomatic.\" \"Even in the most extreme cases of radiation poisoning, it can last a while.\" \" What's a while?\" \" Up to 12 hours, maybe longer.\" \"How do you feel now?\" \"I wanna puke.\" \"I can give you something to control the nausea.\" \"Thanks, yeah.\" \"At least until the symptoms are more acute.\" \"Yeah, like what?\" \"Your hair will start to fall out.\" \"I'm used to that.\" \"You'll start to manifest gastrointestinal haemorrhaging, skin lesions, bleeding from the mouth and the nose.\" \"OK.\" \"So how am I gonna die?\" \"Your mental functioning will begin to deteriorate and then you'll lapse into a coma...\" \"Mr Mason.\" \" Not now.\" \" It's Tony Almeida.\" \" Not now!\" \" He said it's urgent.\" \"It's OK.\" \" Tony, what is it?\" \" They hit us, George.\" \"They bombed CTU.\" \"What kind of damage?\" \"Damage reports are still coming in but so far we got 19 dead, 20 wounded and seven missing.\" \"We're bleeding bad here, George.\" \"All of our intel on the nuke was destroyed.\" \"It's on the NSA server but Paula wrote the decryption code and she's in bad shape.\" \" Do whatever you have to to retrieve it.\" \" That's why I called you.\" \" Chain of command, remember?\" \" Call NSA systems people.\" \"Get them on it.\" \" I already did, George.\" \" Good.\" \"When are you coming back here?\" \"I'm not sure.\" \"Well, the sooner the better.\" \"Look, the truth is I may not be coming back.\" \" Why not?\" \" I'm not in a position to help out right now.\" \"What are you talking about?\" \"Look, a nuclear device is set to go off some time today in LA.\" \"We lost half the people who could've stopped it, so stop trying to cover your own ass!\" \"Just deal with it, Tony, OK?\" \"Just deal with it, all right?\" \"Yeah, right.\" \"Jack, you come with me.\" \"All right, light her up.\" \"Let's get outta here.\" \"Hey, Joe.\" \"It's done.\" \"No.\" \"Nothing.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Yeah, I can do it.\" \"Give me the address.\" \"Yeah, I know where it is.\" \"All right.\" \"All right.\" \"Out.\" \" Was that Joe?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Let's go.\" \" Give me the matchbook, Eddie.\" \" What the hell are you doing, Jack?\" \"I'm a federal officer.\" \"You're under arrest.\" \"Now give me the matchbook.\" \"You helped plant those bombs and cut Goren's head off.\" \"I know what I did, Eddie.\" \"Put your right hand on the steering wheel.\" \"And very slowly, with your left hand, pass me your gun.\" \"You know, Jack, when Joe finds out about this, you're a dead man.\" \"Shut up, Eddie.\" \"Get out of the car.\" \"That son of a bitch.\" \"Tony Almeida's line.\" \" Who's this?\" \" Michelle Dressler.\" \"This is Jack Bauer.\" \"What's going on?\" \"There was an explosion 20 minutes ago.\" \"21 casualties, the number's growing.\" \" Why wasn't CTU evacuated?\" \" There wasn't any time.\" \"What do you mean there wasn't enough time?\" \"Is Mason all right?\" \"He wasn't here.\" \" How about Tony Almeida?\" \" He's helping the rescue workers.\" \" Fine.\" \"Can you handle a situation report?\" \" Yeah.\" \"OK, go ahead.\" \"I've located Joseph Wald.\" \"I'm on my way there now.\" \" What about Wald's crew?\" \" They're all dead.\" \"Dead?\" \"Just let Mason know I'm on my way to Wald's house.\" \"The address is 221 Canyon View Road in Simi Valley.\" \"OK, lll send backup.\" \"OK.\" \"Michelle, let Mason know I talked to Kim.\" \"She is leaving the city.\" \" She called here too and she spoke to Tony.\" \" She did?\" \"What did she say?\" \" I'm not sure.\" \"But I'll look into it.\" \" OK, get back to me.\" \"Thanks.\" \"Paula!\" \"Paula!\" \"Is she OK?\" \"Tony!\" \"What's up?\" \" Just got off the phone with Jack Bauer.\" \" Where is he?\" \"On his way to see Wald.\" \"He wanted Mason to know.\" \"Well, Mason's checked out.\" \"Just get the information directly to NSA.\" \"And he asked about his daughter, Kim.\" \"What?\" \"She was on her way here.\" \"Can you check the security logs, see if she was in the building?\" \"Thanks.\" \" Is Megan all right?\" \" She will be.\" \"Her seizure was caused by pressure on the brain compounded by a skull fracture.\" \"But she wasn't injured in the explosion.\" \"I know.\" \"From what I've seen, her head injury most likely occurred before the blast.\" \"She's had prior injuries - a fractured wrist, several fingers that were never treated.\" \"What are you saying?\" \"These injuries suggest a possible pattern of physical abuse.\" \"You don't think I did this?\" \"You don't think I hurt her?\" \"I'm gonna let the police sort that out.\" \"Bill, they're limiting access.\" \"All we know is that a short time ago, a major explosion ripped through this government building in Los Angeles.\" \"No statement has been issued about the cause of the explosion, although early speculation has included rumours of terrorist involvement.\" \"As far as I'm concerned, this tips in favour of evacuation.\" \"I assume you've all read Eric's report recommending the evacuation of LA.\" \"The CTU bombing is just the beginning.\" \"It's only a matter of time before the questions become rumours, and the rumours set off a mass panic.\" \"Wouldn't the evacuation itself cause panic?\" \"We can do this discreetly.\" \"We've prepared cover stories.\" \"That's a tough sell for nine million people.\" \"General Preston assures me that the military can contain any civilian unrest.\" \"\"Contain\" sounds like a euphemism.\" \"Not to mention the Constitutional issues.\" \"I don't claim this'll be a cakewalk.\" \"There's also a practical issue not being addressed here.\" \"What's that, Lynne?\" \"Our intelligence is specific about this nuclear device being detonated today.\" \"Your report says it would take at least one week for this evacuation.\" \"It's my job to protect as many citizens of the United States as I can.\" \"If I get even 20% of the population outside the blast radius, that's a win.\" \"We don't know where the bomb is.\" \"Where do we begin the evacuation?\" \"My staff has ranked ten high probability target areas.\" \"That's not good enough.\" \"Look, I realise you've only had a short time to prepare this, but I have some real reservations.\" \"Bottom line, Mr President, it protects you politically.\" \"If the bomb goes off...\" \"If the bomb goes off, we'll have more important concerns than my re-election.\" \"Do you have anything else to add?\" \"No, sir.\" \"Then we're done.\" \"Until we have reliable intelligence about where the bomb is located, there will be no evacuation.\" \"Let General Davenlos know I'm ready for him, and conference in Ted and Elyse.\" \"Yes, sir.\" \"This is Jack Bauer.\" \"I need to speak to the president urgently.\" \"One moment please, Mr Bauer.\" \"I need you to confirm these reports and get them on Novick's desk.\" \" Lynne Kresge.\" \" I have Jack Bauer on line eight.\" \" He insists on speaking to the president.\" \" Put him through, please.\" \" Mr Bauer, this is Lynne Kresge.\" \" I asked to speak to the president.\" \"I'm sorry, he's unavailable.\" \"Perhaps I can help.\" \"What the hell are you doing?\" \"I gave you a 30-minute warning before that building was hit.\" \"You had time to evacuate.\" \"There were extenuating circumstances.\" \"I did try to tell the president.\" \"It's more complicated than I'm able to explain at this time.\" \" That's not good enough.\" \" It's all I can offer you.\" \" Ms Kresge, right?\" \" Yes.\" \"You're responsible for killing innocent people.\" \"Friends of mine.\" \"Right now you are the best chance we have of intercepting that nuclear weapon.\" \" So I suggest you do your job.\" \" I'll do my job.\" \"You people better start doing yours.\" \"Dad?\" \" I need to talk to you.\" \"It's important.\" \" Sure.\" \"Sure, honey.\" \"Just a second.\" \"This wedding's gonna break me.\" \"So, what's the big emergency?\" \"Last month I was going over the P and Ls and I found some inconsistencies.\" \"If this is business, we'll deal with this on Monday.\" \" Dad, it's about Reza.\" \" What about Reza?\" \"I thought he might have been responsible for the missing money so I hired an investigator to do an audit.\" \" You hired someone to spy on Reza?\" \" I thought he was stealing from you.\" \"And is he?\" \"No.\" \"But something else came up.\" \"Something a lot worse.\" \"Come on.\" \"Reza may be involved with a terrorist.\" \"What?\" \"Apparently he's been in contact with someone who finances terrorist operations.\" \"A man named Syed Ali.\" \" What kind of proof does he have?\" \" I'm not sure.\" \"You're not sure?\" \"He only called me an hour ago.\" \"He told me not to tell anyone, but I had to tell you.\" \"Whatever this investigator found, there's an explanation for it.\" \"You hire a man to dig up dirt, he's gonna dig up dirt.\" \"That's how these guys stay in business.\" \" What if you're wrong?\" \" I'm not.\" \"How do you know?\" \"Because I had Reza checked out myself.\" \"And a lot more thoroughly than the guy you hired.\" \"Kate, Reza is not a terrorist.\" \"Look, I am a businessman, Kate.\" \"A damn good one.\" \"My daughters are my most precious assets.\" \"I wouldn't let either one of you get married without performing a due diligence.\" \"Now, I want you to drop this nonsense and start treating him like a member of the family.\" \" Hey, guys.\" \" Hey!\" \"I think my cousin's got a little crush on you, Kate.\" \"He wouldn't stop talking about you.\" \" He seems nice.\" \" Yeah, he is.\" \"Well, I promised Marie I'd pick up lunch.\" \"I'd better get going.\" \" Let me take you.\" \" It's OK, I can handle it.\" \"When you see how much she's ordered, you'll need another pair of hands.\" \"Really, I can do it.\" \"Kate...\" \"Go.\" \"Mobile 3, this is Dispatch.\" \"This is mobile 3.\" \"I have Tony Almeida at CTU for George Mason.\" \" Sir...\" \" Yeah, I heard.\" \" Tony?\" \" George.\" \"I told you to handle this yourself.\" \"If I didn't have to talk to you again I'd be happy.\" \"But it need to access the data stream Paula was working on.\" \"It's on your system.\" \"We need your password.\" \" My password?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Hendrix.\" \" That's with an \"X\"?\" \" How else would you spell it?\" \"Right.\" \"Thanks, George.\" \" Tony?\" \" What?\" \"How's Paula doing?\" \"Not good.\" \"They're trying to dig her out, but she's unresponsive.\" \"Look, I gotta go.\" \"OK.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Am I contagious?\" \"No.\" \"Joe, it's Jack.\" \"Let me in.\" \" Where's Eddie?\" \" He's dead.\" \" What about Chris and Scott?\" \" They're dead, too.\" \"Let me in.\" \" I talked to Eddie half an hour ago.\" \" Joe, we gotta do this inside.\" \"Let me in.\" \"Eddie said the job went off without a hitch.\" \"What happened between then and now?\" \"I killed them, for resisting arrest.\" \"I'll kill you, too, Joe.\" \"I mean it.\" \"Put it down on the table.\" \"Put it down!\" \"On the table, now.\" \"Have a seat on the couch.\" \"You killed Goren.\" \"I did what I had to to find you.\" \"Come on, Jack.\" \"What do you want?\" \"Who told you to hit CTU today?\" \"What makes you think anyone told me?\" \"Because there's a nuclear device somewhere in Los Angeles set to go off today.\" \"That's right, Joe.\" \"CTU was a secondary target.\" \"A way of stopping us from getting to the bomb.\" \"Whoever got you to do this job, they used you, set you up.\" \" You're lying, Jack.\" \" No, this time I'm telling you the truth.\" \"How else do you think I got to Goren?\" \"Come on, you're not stupid.\" \"Think about it.\" \"Why did you hit CTU today?\" \"Of all the days you could have, why did you hit CTU today?\" \"You weren't just told where to hit, you were told when.\" \"That's the truth, Joe.\" \"So, I'm gonna give you one last chance.\" \"Who told you to hit CTU today?\" \"Open the door, Joe.\" \"Open the door.\" \"Open the door!\" \"There's no other way outta here, Joe.\" \" Hello?\" \" Carla.\" \" Kim, where are you?\" \" The emergency room.\" \" Where's Megan?\" \" She's with the doctors.\" \" My God, what happened?\" \" She collapsed, started shaking.\" \"The doctors said she had a seizure because of pressure on her brain.\" \"Where are you?\" \"What hospital?\" \"First listen to me.\" \"No, you listen.\" \"You kidnapped my daughter and attacked my husband.\" \"You know that's not true.\" \"It's Gary's fault that Megan is here.\" \"The doctor said she had a seizure because of a head injury.\" \" Gary threw her down and she hit her head.\" \" It was an accident, Kim.\" \"Stop making excuses for him, denying what's happening.\" \"This isn't your problem, Kim.\" \"They found other things on Megan's x-rays.\" \"They think she's been abused.\" \"I think so, too.\" \"Carla, are you there?\" \"Yeah, I'm here.\" \"The hospital called the police.\" \"They're on their way.\" \"You should be here when they come.\" \" Where are you?\" \" St Virgil's Emergency Room.\" \"I'm 20 minutes away.\" \"A tactical team's on its way, Joe.\" \"There's nowhere for you to go.\" \"The people who gave you the information for CTU, the schematic, all the access codes,\" \"I want you to know what they're trying to do.\" \"They wanna destroy this entire country, starting with LA.\" \"Is that really what you want, Joe?\" \"I thought you wanted to give the power back to the people.\" \"Isn't that what you used to say?\" \"Who do you think's gonna be at ground zero, Joe?\" \"You're not fighting the federal government.\" \"We're talking about innocent people.\" \"How many of them are gonna have to die for you today?\" \"A hundred thousand?\" \"Two hundred thousand?\" \"No, I don't think so.\" \"I think it's gonna be a lot closer to a million, once you factor in the radiation.\" \"Is that what you want your legacy to be, Joe?\" \"Come on, Joe.\" \"Just open the door.\" \"Son of a bitch!\" \"That's the funny thing about people like you, Joe.\" \"You wanna blame the rest of the world for everything wrong with your life.\" \"The government's too big.\" \"They're too powerful.\" \"Well, here's a bit of irony for you.\" \"You got all the power now, Joe.\" \"You got all the power.\" \"Question is, what are you gonna do with it?\" \"You gonna let all those people die, Joe?\" \"Dammit, Joe!\" \"You are running out of time.\" \"We are all running out of time.\" \"You... don't really like me very much, do you?\" \"That's crazy.\" \"I've been working for your father for three years.\" \"I've been dating Marie for two.\" \"But you and I, we never really got to know each other.\" \"No, no, we haven't.\" \"So, you don't know who I am.\" \"I know my sister loves you.\" \"Yes, she does.\" \"Where are you going?\" \"It's not the way to Brent's.\" \"I want to show you something first.\" \"What?\" \"It'll only take a few minutes.\" \"Where are we going?\" \"I'm gonna let you in on a secret.\" \"In the spirit of getting to know each other better.\" \" Where are you taking me?\" \" You'll find out.\" \" Tell me now or stop the car.\" \" It's a surprise.\" \" Stop the car.\" \" We're almost there.\" \"I said stop the car!\" \"What are you doing?\" \"Why won't you tell me where we're going?\" \"I wanted to show you the house.\" \" What house?\" \" The house...\" \"I just bought for Marie as a wedding present.\" \"I wanted you to be the first one to see it.\" \"Stand back.\" \"All right, step aside.\" \"Let's get ready to get blood pressure.\" \"OK.\" \"BP's 80 over 50.\" \"Get some saline into her stat.\" \" Is she all right?\" \" She's haemorrhaging.\" \"The girder staunched the bleeding, but once we lifted it off, the dam broke.\" \"Can you stop it?\" \"If we don't get her to the ER, she'll bleed to death.\" \"Easy.\" \"Watch her neck there.\" \"Come on, let's go.\" \"Let's get her out, guys.\" \"One, two, three.\" \"All right, easy.\" \"All right, set her down.\" \"Let's go, let's go.\" \"Get a structural engineer and get him over here now.\" \"I have to keep people working.\" \"What's going on?\" \"I thought you weren't coming back here.\" \" I changed my mind.\" \" You did?\" \"Why?\" \"I don't have to answer to you.\" \"How bad is she?\" \"She's bleeding internally.\" \" Anything you can do, you can do here?\" \" No.\" \"She needs surgery.\" \" Are you gonna put her under anaesthesia?\" \" Yes.\" \" How long will she be under?\" \" A few hours.\" \"Then she stays here.\" \"Everything we have on this nuke has been destroyed.\" \"All we have is the database Paula sent to the NSA and they didn't get the code.\" \"We'll assign other it people to retrieve it.\" \" She's the only one who can decrypt the files.\" \" We'll send a programmer with her.\" \"We don't have time.\" \"I need her here and I need her lucid.\" \"I don't care what you have to do.\" \"Can you get her conscious?\" \"I can maybe get her BP up temporarily.\" \" You're out of your mind.\" \" Tell yourself that if it makes you feel better.\" \"This girl deserves a chance to live.\" \"Wake her up.\" \"Now!\" \"Tell me we're clear.\" \"Good.\" \"I'll speak to you soon.\" \"Bye-bye.\" \"Sir, this is Jenny's statement to the press about the CTU bombing.\" \"I took a quick pass but we can go over it whenever you get a chance, all right?\" \"Were you ever gonna tell me?\" \"About the 30 minutes after Jack Bauer called, and the time you finally warned CTU.\" \"Lynne, I am the president of the United States.\" \"Did you really think I wouldn't find out?\" \"What reason could you have had for keeping this information from me?\" \" Sir, I tried to tell you.\" \" Not hard enough.\" \"Sir, when Jack Bauer called, you were with the press.\" \"I tried to get a message to you.\" \"Good.\" \"Now, after we found out that CTU had been hit, you still kept from me the fact that you knew 30 minutes earlier.\" \"Sir, you're right.\" \"There's no excuse.\" \"None.\" \"After Jack Bauer called, did you tell anyone else?\" \"You told Rayburn, didn't you?\" \"And he was the one that wanted you to keep it from me.\" \"That's why you two were arguing earlier.\" \"Sir, I think, under the circumstances, it would be best if I tendered my resignation.\" \"I'll decide what's best.\" \"Yes, of course, sir.\" \"As much as I appreciate the gesture,\" \"I don't have time to appease your guilty conscience.\" \"But I still trust you, Lynne.\" \"And I trust you'll tell me everything that happened.\" \"What's going on?\" \"Why is she here?\" \" Why is Paula still here?\" \" It's Mason's call.\" \"She has almost no chance if we don't get her to a hospital now.\" \"Yeah, I know.\" \" I thought Mason wasn't even coming back.\" \" He's back.\" \"He's trying to revive Paula long enough to access the information she was sending NSA.\" \"So he's just gonna let her die?\" \"I'm not so sure Mason made the wrong call.\" \"I mean, Paula is the only person that can retrieve that information.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"I'm sorry, Tony.\" \"It's just, I'm the one that brought her to CTU.\" \"I hired her.\" \"This job is all she ever wanted to do.\" \"She never even got a chance to do it.\" \"She did.\" \"We'd better get back to work.\" \"Please come with us, sir.\" \" Come with you where?\" \" The president wants to see you.\" \"Mr President.\" \"You're out, Eric.\" \"Effective immediately.\" \" Sir, if this is about...\" \" You know exactly what this is about.\" \" You lied to me.\" \" Is that what Lynne told you?\" \"Lynne didn't have to tell me anything.\" \"You can't dismiss me now, sir.\" \"Not in the middle of a crisis.\" \"You need me here.\" \"I need someone I can trust.\" \"I made a decision that you couldn't make.\" \"I'm the only one who could make it.\" \"And now 27 people are dead.\" \"Collateral damage, sir.\" \"Regrettable but necessary, so that Bauer could get to Wald.\" \"Get him out of here.\" \"Mr Armus is waiting to talk to him.\" \"OK, Joe, this is how it lays out.\" \"Tactical team's gonna be here in less than two minutes.\" \"This thing's gonna end in one of two ways.\" \"You're gonna either be dead or you're gonna spend the rest of your life in prison.\" \"I'm giving you one last chance to do the right thing.\" \"Open the door.\" \"I just need to know who told you to target CTU.\" \"Joe, I'm out of time!\" \"Joe, open the door!\" \"You're a son of a bitch, Joe.\" \"Drop the weapon, Joe.\" \"The woman who gave me the plans to CTU, I only met her twice.\" \"The second time Eddie took some pictures from down the block.\" \"Drop the weapon!\" \"It's over, Jack.\" \"I can't go back to jail.\" \"No!\" \"Subtitles by Visiontext\" \"english\""} +{"text": "\"So, Sateen.\" \"You've now heard your sister and the rest of the group talk about how inappropriate anger can damage your life.\" \"I'd love to hear what you're thinking right now.\" \"I was thinking if all you're serving is supermarket muffins, you might want to check if your guest is gluten-free because I am and they're not.\" \"Frankly, I'm bloated and insulted.\" \"This isn't about the muffins, you little bitch.\" \"It's about how angry you are and how I don't want you to end up like me.\" \"Telling your problems to a bunch of losers in some horrible living room in the Valley.\" \"Excuse me.\" \"I take offense to the term \"loser,\"\" \"but I do agree with \"horrible living room in Valley.\"\" \"Where do all you people live, like, Versailles?\" \"I've got a question.\" \"Lacey, Sateen.\" \"Did your parents pick your names out of an underwear drawer?\" \"They're family names from India, old man.\" \"I'm sorry they don't have the beauty and dignity of Ed.\" \"Wait, go back.\" \"Did you call me a bitch, bitch?\" \"Yeah, like five minutes ago.\" \" You actually suck.\" \" No, you suck and no one asked you.\" \" At least I wasn't a fat baby.\" \" I wasn't a fat baby.\" \"They overfed me.\" \"All this yelling.\" \"It's really hard on me.\" \"Can't you two just, like, wrestle it out?\" \"Nolan, do you realize that everything you've said today about Lacey and her sister has been a veiled sexual reference?\" \"And by veiled, I don't mean anything culturally insensitive.\" \"Sorry.\" \"And by sorry, I mean the apology.\" \"Not the giant scarf you wear like a dress.\" \"Not everything I said was sexual.\" \"That tandoori taco twofer at the street fair is a real thing.\" \"No, it's not.\" \"Okay.\" \"Sateen, after observing you a little bit today,\" \"I really think you could use some anger management therapy.\" \"Let me be careful.\" \"I wanna say this in the rudest possible way.\" \"You just did.\" \"Godspeed.\" \"See ya in prison.\" \"The rest of ya, I'll see ya next week.\" \"Hey, I don't know what's going on with me today.\" \"I think I'm gonna walk it off.\" \"I said walk, not whack, right?\" \"Yes, you did.\" \"Ah, spank God.\" \"I need to talk to you about your dad.\" \"Did you need to talk to me or did Dad conveniently bump into you and con you into doing his dirty work?\" \"No, I ran into him at the Lady Footlocker and he told me... damn, he's good.\" \"Let me guess.\" \"He doesn't understand why I won't spend more time with him?\" \"No, he doesn't, Charlie.\" \"It's really bothering him.\" \"Maybe he should have thought about that when he was being a manipulative, lying bully my entire life.\" \"People forgive, Charlie.\" \"I've had manipulative, lying people in my life and I've forgiven... mostly...\" \"Charlie... you.\" \"Charlie.\" \"Dork.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Got it.\" \"You, not letting go...\" \"ever.\" \"Take foot off neck.\" \"Love you.\" \"Come on.\" \"He just wants to come over Sunday and watch a game with you.\" \" Who wants to come over?\" \" Your grandfather.\" \"Great.\" \"Why doesn't he come over more often?\" \"Doesn't he like us?\" \"Yeah, Charlie.\" \"Why doesn't he come over more often?\" \"I think Sam just hit it on the head.\" \"He doesn't like us.\" \"Let's not force a frightened old man into doing something he doesn't wanna do.\" \" Charlie.\" \" All right, fine.\" \"He can come over on Sunday, but you gotta be there, too.\" \"And, you, little miss \"why won't Grandpa come over,\"\" \"you want a grandpa so bad?\" \"You have to feed and take care of him.\" \"And the first time you don't, it's right back to the pound.\" \"Oh, Charlie.\" \"Look at you.\" \"Putting out food for your dad.\" \"That's so sweet.\" \"No, this isn't sweet.\" \"This is turkey and Swiss on sourdough.\" \"No mayo, no oil.\" \"This is the driest, chewiest sandwich you can get.\" \"He can't chew and talk.\" \"That is three feet of golden silence.\" \" Hey.\" \" Hi.\" \"Nice suit.\" \"I thought you were coming to watch the game, but if you're here to be buried,\" \" that's okay, too.\" \" We can watch the game after mass.\" \"Why aren't you dressed?\" \"You know, mass starts in half an hour.\" \"Well, you told me you go to mass every week.\" \" You weren't lying about that, were you?\" \" No, of course not.\" \"I...\" \"I go every Sunday.\" \"Thank God, because if you didn't, it would kill your grandmother.\" \" Grandma's dead.\" \" Yeah, I know, but I still like to remember the things that would kill her.\" \"Hey, girls.\" \"Let's get started.\" \"I don't wanna walk in late like I own the joint.\" \"Okay, Sam.\" \"Go put on your fancy going-to-church outfit like we do every Sunday.\" \" But, Dad, we don't...\" \" Hey, blessed be the shut up.\" \"Get dressed.\" \"It's a beautiful church, Charlie.\" \"Yeah, it is.\" \"I just hope the priest isn't too long-winded.\" \"No, no, no.\" \"He's great.\" \"His sermons are very insightful.\" \"I find myself hanging on his every word.\" \"Buenos dias.\" \"So, Charlie.\" \"You say you come here every week?\" \"Si.\" \"I'm a grown man.\" \"I don't need to explain myself to you.\" \"It's not about me.\" \"Your daughter needs a religious upbringing, Charlie.\" \"She needs a moral compass.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"I'm still reeling from \"It's not about me.\"\" \"Look, I know what you want, but I'm not gonna force Catholicism on Sam\" \" like you forced it on me.\" \" Oh, please.\" \"Then why did you even bother having her baptized in the first place?\" \"I have a good answer for that.\" \"Sam was never baptized.\" \"I thought it was good.\" \"She was never baptized?\" \"So you lied about that, too.\" \"I tell ya lots of lies, Dad...\" \"\"Good to see ya,\" \"Happy birthday,\" \"Drive safe.\"\" \"Okay, enough.\" \"Look, we're gonna deal with this right now.\" \"You're having Sam baptized, period.\" \" That's it.\" \" No, I'm not.\" \"Sam is gonna choose her own religion when she's old enough to make a mature decision.\" \"I'm only gonna say this once...\" \"stay out of it.\" \"Don't you understand?\" \"If you don't have that girl baptized...\" \"God forbid, but she could end up in hell and it'd be all your fault.\" \"Charlie, I told you, the women you're dating are way too young.\" \"Michael, are you Catholic by any chance?\" \"I'm a pretty good Catholic.\" \"For a Baptist.\" \"I'm a better Catholic than Charlie.\" \"I think it's damn selfish of you, son.\" \"After all, you were baptized and received first communion.\" \"Now you're leaving your own daughter high and dry like this.\" \"I think it's just plain disgraceful.\" \"Would you give me an amen on that, Michael?\" \"Don't give him an amen on that.\" \"Your kid's not baptized?\" \"What, are you nuts?\" \" Thanks, Mike.\" \" Seriously, it takes, like, five minutes and it protects her soul for eternity.\" \"Look, I appreciate your spiritual concern.\" \"Especially coming from a guy with a lifetime membership to Adult Friend Finder.\" \"But my daughter is not gonna get kicked out of heaven... if there is one...\" \"on a technicality.\" \" If there is one?\" \" I know we raised him better than that.\" \"Look, it's my kid.\" \"Everyone just back off.\" \"All right, fine.\" \"I won't interfere in trying to help save my granddaughter's soul.\" \"God forbid.\" \"Sorry.\" \"God... if there is one...\" \"forbid.\" \"Nice one, sir.\" \"I mean it.\" \"This is my house, these are my rules.\" \"Michael, I don't like this new kid you're hanging out with.\" \"Doesn't he have any friends his own age?\" \"So I dropped Sateen off and my mom starts in on me.\" \"When are you gonna marry a nice Hindu boy?\" \"And I said, \"When a Hindu boy starts for the Lakers.\"\" \"Right now I'm all about giant black millionaires.\" \"Let me ask you this, Lacey.\" \"Is this anger about rejecting your parents' religious values or is it just another manifestation of your Kardashian envy?\" \"Oh, it's not envy when you're better than somebody.\" \"Hey, you're a Hindu.\" \"Tell your mom you'll do what she wants in your next life.\" \"You'll be a raccoon, she'll be a bird or something.\" \"She can't hold you to it.\" \"Congratulations, Ed.\" \"You just created a new category... metaphysical racism.\" \"Sorry to interrupt this battle of wits between Aristotle and Yosemite Sam, but your daughter's here and I'm pretty sure she's bleeding.\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"Sam, what happened?\" \"You okay?\" \" I'm fine.\" \" Just barely.\" \"Some lunatic ran a stop sign and forced her bicycle into a mailbox.\" \"I was just walking up when the guy pulled away.\" \"She could've been killed, Charlie.\" \"Come on, sweetie.\" \"Let's get you cleaned up in the kitchen.\" \"Sorry, guys.\" \"I'll see ya next Tuesday.\" \"Damn fool was probably texting.\" \"If anything happened to that girl, I'd never forgive myself.\" \"Forgive yourself for what?\" \"You weren't involved.\" \"Yeah, well, there's a big problem between Charlie and me.\" \"My granddaughter's never been baptized.\" \"Christ on a pony, why the hell not?\" \"!\" \" What the hell's the matter with your boy?\" \" There's a long list.\" \"He's selfish, he thinks he knows everything, he's got his mother's hips, and he's agnostic.\" \"Agnostic?\" \"How can anybody doubt God when they've seen a picture of Angie Dickinson?\" \"Amen.\" \"I know I said I wouldn't interfere, but God just fired a warning shot and I gotta figure out a way to have her baptized.\" \"I'll tell you what we'd do in my church back in Texas.\" \"We'd wait till they went to sleep, put a bag over their head, throw 'em in the back of the truck, drive 'em to the river, and let the preacher hold 'em under for a minute.\" \"That sounds a little radical, Ed.\" \"Radical, hell, it's terrifying, but they'll thank ya in paradise.\" \"Well, I guess I could sneak around.\" \"Thanks for the advice, Ed.\" \"I used to get $10 a head doing that back home.\" \"I'd go down to the bus station, scoop 'em up...\" \"You sure that was for baptisms?\" \"'Cause it sounds like you were trying to drown illegals.\" \"No, no.\" \"It was baptism...\" \"Wait a minute.\" \"No, no.\" \"It was baptism.\" \"Okay.\" \"Well, we'll see ya next week, buddy.\" \"All the best.\" \" Kate?\" \" Yeah?\" \" You didn't answer me.\" \" About what?\" \"I'm busy getting your surprise ready.\" \"Do you think my dad has a point?\" \"Was I selfish to not give Sam a religious upbringing?\" \"Was I rebelling because my dad shoved the Church down my throat and that's why Catholicism is such a turnoff to me?\" \" You almost done?\" \" Almost.\" \" Must be a hell of a surprise.\" \" Oh, it will be.\" \"That's my surprise?\" \"You're wearing my T-shirt?\" \"What's wrong with the T-shirt?\" \"Nothing, nothing.\" \"It's super sexy.\" \"I like the way it makes your whole upper body look like a... hot rectangle.\" \"A crew neck.\" \"I know.\" \"I feel so dirty.\" \"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Kate.\" \"I don't wanna turn this into a whole session here, but I need a little advice.\" \"I get all dressed up like this and you just wanna talk?\" \"Just for a minute.\" \"Do you think my anger towards my dad's behavior is affecting the way I raise my kid?\" \"Of course it is.\" \"I mean, your choice is to either repeat or correct.\" \"The same heat that melts the butter hardens the egg.\" \"I want you so bad right now.\" \"You know, if you want your daughter to make an informed choice, don't wait until she's 18.\" \"Show her all the options now.\" \"Once upon a time,\" \"I was a vampire Goth chick.\" \"Those girls have a lot of fun.\" \"You would've hated me back in high school.\" \" I was a jock.\" \" I would've slept with you anyhow.\" \" We slept with everybody.\" \" So did we.\" \"Except for those losers in the Model U.N.\" \"We slept with everybody.\" \"Wow, look at this list.\" \"We're gonna have to split this up if we're gonna expose Sam to all the different religions.\" \"I'll take Christianity and you take all the going-to-hell ones.\" \" We're not off to a good start here.\" \" I'm kidding.\" \"I just don't know much about religions outside of Christianity.\" \"Me neither.\" \"I know Catholicism and the Native American one where you take peyote.\" \"And all I know about that one is that you take peyote.\" \"You know, I always thought it would be good for her to have some religion.\" \"What if she picks one of ours?\" \"I'm comfortable with her going Protestant.\" \"Are you comfortable if she decides to become Catholic?\" \"I...\" \"I guess.\" \"I just blocked so much of it out.\" \"I do remember Catholic baseball camp, though.\" \"Man, it was hard to run in those sandals.\" \" They made you wear sandals?\" \" That was just the beginning.\" \"Every time I stole second, I had to say an act of contrition.\" \" Is this thing working?\" \" Come on, Charlie.\" \"Get serious.\" \"You're right, you're right.\" \"Did you know our pitcher had to give a sermon on the mound?\" \"Hey, guys.\" \"Eh, Sam has something she'd like to tell ya.\" \"What's up, Sam?\" \"I... got baptized.\" \" You what?\" \"!\" \" Hang on, son.\" \"This was entirely her own choice.\" \"We were talking about God and spirituality and the importance of being a good person, and I said the only way I know how to do that is to become a Catholic.\" \"Dad, what did we talk about?\" \"My granddaughter came to me and said,\" \"\"I'd like to be baptized, Grandpa.\" What was I supposed to say, no?\" \"Yes.\" \"Oh, you wouldn't say that if you'd been there.\" \"Look, I got some pictures on the cell phone here.\" \"Look, Martin.\" \"We're Sam's parents, okay?\" \"It's not your right to...\" \"oh, she's an angel.\" \" Who the hell are those people?\" \" Oh, those are the godparents.\" \"Carmen and Angel.\" \"When you meet 'em, you'll love 'em.\" \"Look, Sam.\" \"Your mom and I don't want you to be rushed into anything or talked into anything.\" \"So let's start by going down to that church and returning your baptism.\" \"You can do that, right?\" \"I think it's too late.\" \"She's dry.\" \"Don't be mad at Grandpa.\" \"I'm really happy I did this.\" \"But you didn't look at any other options.\" \"Yeah, and I just found this cool dumpling place next to the Buddhist temple downtown.\" \"What's wrong with being Catholic?\" \"Her family's Catholic.\" \"I don't like her family.\" \"They got pork, they got shrimp, everything.\" \"It has a C on the window, but it looks clean inside.\" \"You know, Dad, you could come to church with us.\" \" I don't want you to go to hell.\" \" Are you happy?\" \"My own daughter doesn't want me to go to hell.\" \"All right.\" \"You wanna go to church, fine.\" \"Let's do this the right way.\" \"I want you to know what you're getting into.\" \"So, I'm gonna go with you.\" \"Lord, talk about mysterious ways.\" \"My son and my granddaughter wanna go to mass with me.\" \"Hallelujah, I am truly blessed.\" \"Hey, Pope Piehole III.\" \"Why don't you give the Children's Crusade a rest?\" \"I'm taking my daughter to church... without you.\" \"Then I'm taking her to a synagogue, a mosque, and a Buddhist temple.\" \"And then that dumpling place right next door.\" \"Be crazy not to go.\" \"See these plaques?\" \"Those are called the Stations of the Cross.\" \"If you follow the story all the way around the church, you'll find out what happened to 'em.\" \"Oh, this one right here.\" \"That's where the Romans nailed Jesus to the cross.\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"Where were the Catholics during all this?\" \"Interesting question.\" \"There were no Catholics.\" \" What?\" \" Sam, did you know that Jesus was Jewish?\" \"Whoa.\" \"He converted to Christianity?\" \"Why don't we just watch for a while?\" \"Oh, look at the pretty glass up in that window.\" \"Hey, Charlie.\" \"What the hell are you doing here?\" \"I told you to back off.\" \"I didn't know you were going to the 9:00 mass, but, hey, I can leave if my son doesn't want me to practice my faith.\" \"No, no, no.\" \"Just sit down and shut up.\" \" Dad.\" \" I'm sorry.\" \"We're in church.\" \"Please, sit down and please shut up.\" \" If you have any questions, just ask me.\" \" I have a question.\" \"How many angels can dance on the head of an unconscious old man?\" \"Speaking of angels.\" \"As promised, there you are, young lady.\" \" What is that?\" \" Saint Christopher medal.\" \"It's to keep me safe while I ride my bike.\" \"Oh, cool.\" \"Does it come with a reflector Jesus?\" \"Dad, you know Sam has OCD, so loading her up with a bunch of good luck charms... probably not the best idea in the world.\" \"But that's why I wanted to be Catholic.\" \"What?\" \"Catholicism is perfect for a kid with OCD.\" \"She can light candles for her problems, she can go to confession when she gets worried, and when she feels compelled to count, she can do it on her rosary.\" \" She doesn't have a rosary.\" \" She does now.\" \"Sam.\" \"You used her OCD so you could get her to become a Catholic?\" \" You selfish bastard.\" \" I saved her soul and honor thy Father, you arrogant son of a... me.\" \"Don't you get it?\" \"You sent a diabetic to the candy store.\" \"You know what?\" \"You are out of my life again.\" \"You can keep me out of your life, but you can't keep me out of hers.\" \"And keep your voice down, you're setting a bad example.\" \"Oh, I'm setting a bad example?\" \"You used a necklace to bribe a 15-year-old girl to get her to do what you want and I'm the bad guy?\" \"Hola.\" \"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.\" \"It's been almost... 30 years since my last confession.\" \"You've been leading a very righteous life, my son.\" \"Eh, no.\" \"But I need your help, Father.\" \"I want you to tell my daughter that she's come to the church for the wrong reasons.\" \"There's no such thing as the wrong reason.\" \"Yeah, forgive me, Father, but as a kid,\" \"I used to come here to see girls on their knees with their tongues out.\" \"Okay... that may be a new \"Hail Mary\" record you've got there.\" \"Look, my daughter was tricked.\" \"She's got OCD and she's only here because she's attracted to all the trinkets and the rituals and the saints.\" \"So, she's attracted to the Catholicism.\" \"Okay, you're not hearing me here.\" \"My son, God brings people to the church in many different ways.\" \"Yeah, so did my dad.\" \"By the ear, by the arm, by the neck.\" \"Thank God I found the girls.\" \"He was running out of things to grab.\" \"Father, can you at least smite my dad?\" \"I'm sorry, but the church is here for everyone.\" \"Now, is there anything you'd like to confess?\" \"No, I think I'm good.\" \"Oh... this morning in church,\" \"I might have called my dad a child molester.\" \"Yes, we heard you.\" \" So Sam is staying Catholic?\" \" Oh, yeah, she loves it.\" \"Now I can't kill my dad because that would make him a martyr and she'd walk around for the rest of her life wearing a necklace with his face on it.\" \"Since that's the fourth time you've mentioned killing your father,\" \"I'm guessing you two still have some unresolved issues to work out?\" \"Oh, no.\" \"They're resolved.\" \"I told him he's not allowed at my house anymore.\" \"Where is he now?\" \"He's at my house.\" \"Let me guess, Catholic guilt?\" \"With all of the religious talk going on,\" \"I thought it was important for somebody to represent the other side.\" \"Is this gonna cost me my soul?\" \"No, you just have to be ready to keep going for eternity.\" \"I'm...\" \"I'm good for now, but seriously, I have to get to work tomorrow.\""} +{"text": "\"Artherton.\" \"What is this?\" \"The gout, Captain Jackson.\" \"I'm sent for to attend a case of gout?\" \"Well, that would be... considerate, Captain Jackson, but it was not myself who...\" \"Then who?\" \"Come on.\" \"I'm due.\" \"I have...\" \"I have important matters to attend!\" \"Who the hell sent for me, God damn it?\" \"I sent for you, Captain.\" \"You're not supposed to start until tomorrow.\" \"Now, Reid, no.\" \"I have obligations.\" \"I am...\" \"I am formally requested elsewhere.\" \"PetaG addic7ed\" \"Jee-sus.\" \"What did she do?\" \"She come quietly, Mr. Drake?\" \"She did, sir.\" \"Have her booked, Sergeant.\" \"What charge, Inspector?\" \"Suspicion of murder.\" \"As you wish, Mr. Reid.\" \"Your name, ma'am?\" \"Vera Carswell.\" \"Full name, please.\" \"Vera Carswell, Lady Montacute.\" \"Now, if you'd go with Mr. Drake, Lady Vera.\" \"Ma'am.\" \"That tailcoat is loaned.\" \"Your dead room, Captain.\" \"The full why awaits you there.\" \"Her name was Ida Watts.\" \"She sold blooms from the steps of Christ Church, Spitalfields.\" \"Might once have found you a white rose, for your buttonhole.\" \"That woman, she upstairs, of noble title, found lying naked in a Whitechapel boarding house with this murdered flower girl.\" \"She is, you've heard, of some standing in this country.\" \"And this lady, we have now only till daybreak before her people and the lawyers arrive to set her free.\" \"Do you understand, Captain?\" \"Shut it, the lot of ya!\" \"Sit down, ma'am.\" \"Come on, boys.\" \"Get 'em up.\" \"Have a care my darlin'\" \"Quiet!\" \"Quiet!\" \"Silence, you runts!\" \"We're gonna need this dress when you're through.\" \"Through with what?\" \"Gathering of truth from your person, my lady.\" \"Does he always speak in that tone?\" \"Hands, Duchess.\" \"I'm not a Duchess.\" \"Which tone is that?\" \"Abraham, reborn as a file clerk.\" \"My, you are thorough.\" \"Well, I enjoy my work, Baroness.\" \"Just a little keepsake.\" \"Do you have all you need?\" \"Yeah, for now.\" \"Go easy on him, will you?\" \"Now,\" \"What am I to do with you, Lady Vera?\" \"Ask me questions, I'd imagine.\" \"Did you kill Ida Watts?\" \"Is that her name?\" \"No.\" \"I did not.\" \"You were found laying in the same bed as her murdered body, her blood all about you.\" \"How is that?\" \"I do not know.\" \"I travelled to Whitechapel with friends and we took in a show.\" \"Which hall?\" \"The Cambridge, on Commercial Street.\" \"We brought champagne.\" \"The party broke up and I remained.\" \"You enjoy the music hall theatre here?\" \"Yes.\" \"Lacks pretence, and that pleases me.\" \"The acts you saw?\" \"There was a man in a hat.\" \"Sawed a woman in two.\" \"And two fat ladies sang on the subject of being two fat ladies on... on how they wanted to put Mr. Gladstone in a pie and eat him for supper.\" \"It was all very amusing.\" \"And thereafter?\" \"More champagne, and... nothing.\" \"Until that shrill squawk of the landlady woke me up.\" \"You say you were drugged...\" \"No.\" \"You said that.\" \"Although I imagine it so, yes.\" \"Forgive me, Lady Vera, but given the fact of where we have just now brought you from and where you were found, this face you offer to the world... some could call it heartless.\" \"I am calm.\" \"It is how I was raised.\" \"You are calm, and then some more.\" \"I do not believe it a pretence, but...\" \"I believe you unafraid.\" \"Perhaps I have nothing to be frightened of.\" \"Murderesses hang just as surely as murderers do, Lady Vera.\" \"Yes, but that is a title that I am suspected of, and you, Inspector, make great play of my actual one.\" \"And you know, therefore, the forces that now rally to my side.\" \"And I make no boast of it, I promise you that.\" \"In many respects, it is my great sadness, my family.\" \"But... they will not allow me to linger here for long, whatever the charge.\" \"Send her in.\" \"I look forward to resuming our acquaintance in due course.\" \"Good evening.\" \"I am Vera.\" \"Strip, now.\" \"I think we must have her moved.\" \"Let's see her secured in my office.\" \"Yes, Mr Reid.\" \"Strip, strip, strip, strip...\" \"Quiet!\" \"Strip, strip...\" \"Shut it!\" \"Mr. Reid...\" \"Forgive me, sir...\" \"I...\" \"Why should I ever need to do that?\" \"Your Mathilda...\" \"Should you not...?\" \"Governess...\" \"Miss Forbes...\" \"first night.\" \"Denton.\" \"3...\" \"F!\" \"Lady Montacute's dress.\" \"Just put it over there.\" \"These are examined?\" \"She comes first.\" \"The bedding in which they were found...\" \"Velvet quilts... silk sheeting...\" \"You'll have a future as a draper should this life let you down.\" \"It is good fabric, quality...\" \"The premises in which she and the lady were found, were not quality.\" \"So what, you think her highness down there is made to feel comfortable?\" \"She visits often enough.\" \"She is made to feel at home.\" \"In Whitechapel.\" \"Such length gone to... just for a murdering.\" \"I would not have given it credit.\" \"Himself, I mean.\" \"Strolling back into the office, as though all he suffered was a weekend's course of fishing on the Wandle.\" \"What would you prefer, Jackson, that he not come back at all?\" \"It's not a question of what I prefer.\" \"I'm just merely confused as to what he chooses.\" \"Last time I see him, him and his girl they're leaving.\" \"The only thing to stop 'em... him taking two bullets.\" \"Are you going to stand there and tell me you don't see it?\" \"See what?\" \"Come on...\" \"He thought to conceal it, but that man wore his torment like a carnival mask.\" \"And now...\" \"Now... what?\" \"You could not call him happy.\" \"Happy?\" \"I did not say happy, I say...\" \"Tranquil?\" \"Yeah... that.\" \"The strength required.\" \"Is a woman... that woman in our cells... is she capable?\" \"Women are capable of most anything, Drake.\" \"By way of example, if I'm not at the Cafe Monaco to toast the birthday of Miss Hermione Morton by 10:00, she's gonna use a butter knife to scalp me and not think twice.\" \"Good evening, Sergeant.\" \"Sir.\" \"I'm searching for my wife.\" \"The lady's name?\" \"Her name is my name, Montacute.\" \"There is a parlour beyond, sir.\" \"If you will wait awhile,\" \"I shall see if someone shall come and speak to ya.\" \"Then she's here?\" \"As I said, sir, have yourself a seat.\" \"Let me go, copper!\" \"I swear it!\" \"You have it wrong!\" \"Thomas Denton, picked up by request of Mr. Reid, sir.\" \"It's the cousin, is it, Constable?\" \"Miss Watts' cousin, Mr. Drake.\" \"Good work, Grace.\" \"Book him in, would ya?\" \"You boys, take him down to lock-up.\" \"Argh!\" \"There is a lady down there already, however.\" \"She you will move to Mr. Reid's office, got it?\" \"Yes, Inspector.\" \"Any better?\" \"It is a curse Bennet.\" \"I tell ya.\" \"Black rum, Don?\" \"W... there is relief with it.\" \"No, no, it is water you need.\" \"And plenty of it.\" \"This is mine now.\" \"No, Bennet.\" \"Please!\" \"Orders, Sergeant, are for your benefit.\" \"Take heed, Constable.\" \"That, that is bad living.\" \"Water, Don.\" \"Water.\" \"Excuse me, ma'am.\" \"You are excused.\" \"Move a step, would you?\" \"There.\" \"Good.\" \"Now I can see you.\" \"Sergeant.\" \"Inspector Reid.\" \"He's in the parlour?\" \"Indeed, sir.\" \"Word of advice.\" \"Never ice for the gout.\" \"Then what, sir?\" \"What!\" \"?\" \"Prayer, Mr. Artherton.\" \"Lord Montacute.\" \"My apologies for keeping you waiting.\" \"Yes.\" \"You are?\" \"Reid.\" \"I'm in command here.\" \"Is she here?\" \"When last were you with her?\" \"Last night, the night before this.\" \"Where that, sir?\" \"Here, near here.\" \"Music hall.\" \"Which?\" \"I don't know which.\" \"Um...\" \"Vera brought me to it.\" \"Which entertainment did you enjoy?\" \"Well, a fellow performing magic tricks... um... two women singing about Gladstone, in poor taste.\" \"I left, and she remained...\" \"God damn it, man, is she here?\" \"She is.\" \"And she's well and unharmed?\" \"She is unharmed.\" \"Then... why do you keep her?\" \"Forgive me, sir, but you are both a good ways off your natural territory.\" \"Well, I assure you, Inspector, it's not by my choosing.\" \"She brought me to the music hall.\" \"I left and she remained.\" \"And you leave her to travel about this borough alone, and as she pleases?\" \"Well, I do not lock her up!\" \"Nor worry about her overly, it seems.\" \"What I mean to say, is that so much of her seems a mystery to you, sir.\" \"Well we're all mysteries to one another, Inspector.\" \"Wives, are nothing if not the exemplar of that fact.\" \"Now, you heard this from me.\" \"Yes, Lady Vera is detained at your pleasure, but habeas corpus is a powerful tool in the hands of an expensive attorney.\" \"You may rest assured that I retain the most ruinous.\" \"Now, you know who I am,\" \"Who my family is.\" \"Come morning, Inspector Reid, the weight of the world will break over your station house,\" \"and my wife will come home.\" \"Dear, it is only a name, Constable.\" \"I shall give you mine.\" \"It is Vera.\" \"Vera Violet Elizabeth.\" \"That was three names, and you haven't even given me one.\" \"It's Robert.\" \"Well Bobby, you are a far sight too handsome for this work.\" \"And yet... you wear a uniform.\" \"My goodness, take it from me... uniforms have an affect on a girl.\" \"There is a girl, isn't there Bobby?\" \"Is she pretty?\" \"Good...\" \"I hate to imagine you with a plain girl.\" \"And imagine you I shall, Bobby, you and your girl.\" \"Do you dream of marrying her, Bobby?\" \"Let me tell you... do not.\" \"There is a prevailing morality to our world... and it instructs us thus... find another, build a home, raise a family... the avoidance of these instructions will result in all manner of perdition.\" \"But... it is a righteousness, only recently conceived, and it ignores many truths.\" \"The cumulative wisdom of which is this... you, we, people, our instincts, our desires, we are entirely at odds, without moral decree.\" \"So I tell you this Bobby... be sure to enjoy those others who toss their hair, and avert their eyes when you sweep in before them.\" \"You may have Mary, Martha, Josephine, three times over... should you so wish it.\" \"Reid... good.\" \"See here this knifed cavity in the chest?\" \"That's not one wound, but many.\" \"From the lesions and damage to the heart and lungs,\" \"I count nine strikes with a blade... chop, chop, chop.\" \"You wished my reading of it.\" \"It is fury.\" \"Many repeated blows at the same location.\" \"It is rage.\" \"Hatred, too, perhaps.\" \"You found him?\" \"Denton?\" \"He has known the inside of a station house before.\" \"Mr. And Mrs.\" \"Daniel Fairfax of Blandford Street, Marylebond.\" \"Drugged and thieved two years past.\" \"They named Thomas Denton.\" \"Drugging?\" \"That is the woman Montacute's defence, is it not?\" \"The claim is then withdrawn, however, once Mr. Denton is allowed response to the allegation and points out, amongst other vices, the drugging was at Mr. and Mrs. Daniel Fairfax's invitation and billing.\" \"He, Denton, is their waged pilot into a world of vice.\" \"He procured for them seats at the music hall, pipes of opium at a Limehouse den.\" \"He brought guards with him for their wanderings through the rookeries.\" \"No wonder, then, the allegation is forgot.\" \"Here, this was found.\" \"It's been emptied, but there are dregs.\" \"It's a... a powdery composite.\" \"Narcotic?\" \"Now, that's an assumption, Inspector.\" \"Then let us make another.\" \"Let us think on the for why that those such as the Fairfaxes, Lady Vera Montacute, might feel a yen to come visit us here.\" \"Slum tourists.\" \"You wish to feel what the extremes of life might sound, look, taste like.\" \"This is the place to find out.\" \"Velvet and silk, home from home.\" \"The wealthy and the privileged come for the thrill of their corruption, and this... this girl here,\" \"She, I come to believe, the collateral for those desires.\" \"She will have justice.\" \"Vera, Lady Montacute, her husband, and his title are sat in our booking hall, waiting.\" \"Alone for now, but his minions now gather, so we must forge a proof so sound that it may stand strong against the combined weight of this island's ruling class altogether, and we must do this by dawn.\" \"Captain, you said you are expected elsewhere.\" \"I...\" \"I am.\" \"she will cut out my heart with a teaspoon, she will remove my brains with a tin opener.\" \"This.\" \"There is sufficient remaining for an examination?\" \"Perhaps.\" \"Then you do it.\" \"Mr. Drake, you are to make yourself known to Thomas Denton... myself, I shall, um...\" \"I shall go gaze upon the beautiful Lady Vera once more.\" \"That limp, that cane... that's camouflage Drake, I tell you.\" \"It's a God damned deception.\" \"Constable Grace, if you please.\" \"Fetch your great brain to Captain Jackson's assistance.\" \"Clever too!\" \"Goodbye Robert.\" \"Remember what I tell you.\" \"I imagine that a gift of yours... the making of friends in strange pastures.\" \"I am sociable, Inspector.\" \"Indeed.\" \"Your way made from your Oxfordshire estates, via your home in Regent's Park, to rented rooms in Whitechapel.\" \"Excuse me, I forget... you have no memory of the journey made to those rooms.\" \"Only your drugged champagne at The Cambridge, and then... oblivion.\" \"Correct?\" \"Correct.\" \"Then let us perhaps therefore, talk a little more broadly, of what it is brings you to Whitechapel.\" \"For this is surely not your first excursion to this corner of London here.\" \"How quaint you make it sound, Inspector.\" \"Whitechapel, the place that so very nearly took your life from you.\" \"But it's not simply the music halls of this borough on which you fix your attention.\" \"It is not.\" \"They are diverting, but I read your newspapers.\" \"The real entertainments are found in your streets.\" \"That is not music hall, Countess.\" \"That is life.\" \"Indeed.\" \"Believe me, Inspector, it is in the life of this city that my fascination is rooted... your life, for most pertinent example.\" \"A man who climbed out of death's grip and has now returned to his life's duty.\" \"I cannot tell you how pleased I am to have met you, Inspector.\" \"Such fascination, such an eye for event, and yet that eager witnessing of yours so dulled that around you, beside you, even perhaps by your hand, a woman is stabbed ten times over and you unable to bring to mind a moment of it.\" \"Perhaps it is because you are callous.\" \"But though you watch and that you titillate yourself in that watching, you do not care.\" \"Goodness.\" \"Such insight, Inspector.\" \"Perhaps that is why fate has brought me here?\" \"For the great Edmund Reid to show me to myself?\" \"And how you are jaded, my lady.\" \"Are you really so without hope for your life?\" \"Perhaps I am.\" \"I should say,\" \"Lady Vera, that the life that I imagine you wish to escape, that which brings you far from its genteel restrictions, perhaps at least the few hours you pass with us, that life is here.\" \"Now it's come for you.\" \"Your husband waits beneath.\" \"He is a soldier, you know?\" \"So I understand.\" \"My knight-errant.\" \"That your manor for all time, is it?\" \"Where we found you?\" \"Born there, weren't I.\" \"You never left?\" \"I've been to Covent Garden,\" \"I've been to Marylebone.\" \"And though the paving stones may be cleaned of all shit, and the shops sell perfume... there's not a song to be heard in the air, nor a friend to be seen.\" \"And you, from the voice on you, you are what,\" \"five streets from your raising?\" \"Rookery off back of Little Paternoster.\" \"Ida.\" \"She's your cousin.\" \"Of a kind.\" \"My aunt is our brother's girl.\" \"So, her old man.\" \"That would be Frank Watts, would it not?\" \"Known to you?\" \"Her mother was an Ivory, therefore.\" \"I knew her brother Samuel.\" \"We ran together awhiles.\" \"And how is it that you're stood there and myself... in these here?\" \"Army.\" \"Now, here's what I'm thinking, Tom.\" \"I have no fight with you taking an opportunity when it comes.\" \"These gents and ladies, they come a-wandering down here as if our lives were naught but a fairground sideshow.\" \"To my mind, they are ripe for a fleecing.\" \"And you, son, would not be sat there were that all we thought you tangled in.\" \"Your Ida's lies dead, naked as the day she were born, her skinny ribs plundered with the sharpest of knives,\" \"and you the cause of it.\" \"Not me.\" \"No.\" \"I done nothing.\" \"You find me someone to say otherwise.\" \"But they do say otherwise, Tom.\" \"They do now, leastwise.\" \"Now you are fetched here under suspicion of it.\" \"I told ya.\" \"I've done nothing.\" \"I know nothing.\" \"And you, copper.\" \"You may scrap your attempt to make kin of me.\" \"Could be that you once walked on my side of the street, but you walk there no longer.\" \"Grace, the lady upstairs, what do you make of her?\" \"I think she understands how to set about holding power over a man.\" \"Microscope, bring it over here.\" \"She's of the moment, haircut and unforgiving symmetry?\" \"It is elegant, certainly.\" \"But Ida, is, she not elegant also?\" \"Not so much.\" \"But she aspires to such elegance, she affects it.\" \"Here, take a look...\" \"The hair, at least what's hair, it's been dyed.\" \"Dyed recently, and cut recently.\" \"Cut in an approximation, do you see?\" \"To her highness upstairs.\" \"Grace, you go fetch the inspectors to me now, okay?\" \"First a theory, second a fact.\" \"In both cases, the motives and for whys leave me stumped, but you're gonna want to hear them.\" \"Here, Grace.\" \"You... you tell them.\" \"\"It is indeed narcotic, but it is not pure and it's not orthodox.\" \"It is a blend... cocaine, hydrochloride, and morphine sulphate combined in... i... insufflation.\"\" \"Ida.\" \"The same residue was caught in her nasal cavity.\" \"It's a powder, it's combined, and it's snorted.\" \"And the effects?\" \"I haven't sampled it myself.\" \"Give the man time, however.\" \"But in principle, the two would balance one another.\" \"The jitters of the cocaine, suppress the languor of the morphine, elevated euphoria, less the attendant despair.\" \"An amalgam a woman such as Lady Vera might have made on demand.\" \"Although not in such a ratio as this.\" \"Three parts morphine to one part cocaine.\" \"Good night, sweetheart.\" \"It is overbalanced with intention.\" \"Mr. Denton.\" \"This is his chosen system.\" \"He drugs, then he robs.\" \"Then, why use the cocaine at all?\" \"So that the effects appear initially consistent with that which the lady desires.\" \"But once achieved, one person may react to the effects in a fashion entirely the reverse of another.\" \"Where senselessness might be brought out in one, and rage instead might be borne in another.\" \"The rage to murder?\" \"So this... these powders, this drug... that is fact, Captain.\" \"Your theory?\" \"Imagine her, Reid, alive once more.\" \"She's a pretty girl, she's got some spirit, but she's a girl of these streets.\" \"These streets, how many flower girls do you know that have the time and inclination to see their hair so structured?\" \"I... it is dyed, also.\" \"Cut and dyed to make her the lowly pauper to our princess above.\" \"She is made Lady Vera's twin.\" \"And there you have it.\" \"Our theory.\" \"You wish to leave us?\" \"I am expected, Reid.\" \"Captain, if you feel that you have done all you might to see her story told for those who brought her to this exposed, then by all means, you go, please.\" \"Enjoy your evening.\" \"You know that man Capshaw?\" \"He should have asked me, because I would have shot you clear through that bleeding heart of yours.\" \"Inspector Drake, my sense of it is that your attempt to find comradeship with the man Denton was not an unqualified success.\" \"He hates me.\" \"But he has knowledge of her, knowledge that I want.\" \"Mr. Reid, you may not ask that of me.\" \"I do not ask that of you, Bennet, but I would ask that you might remember a face you once made.\" \"Them curtains...\" \"Why?\" \"Dull child that you are... witnesses they are.\" \"They still might hear, however.\" \"Hear you confess to murder, old son?\" \"You know... when I used to run with Samuel Ivory,\" \"before Major General Gordon and his scarlet tunic came for me...\" \"I did not give one tinker's toss for the fridge on my back.\" \"People would take one look at me, think me naught but an animal.\" \"These days however,\" \"I'd take care for that not to be the first thought that a man might have at the sight of me.\" \"And you know why Thomas?\" \"Because they would think it and they would be right.\" \"Now...\" \"What is that?\" \"What is in there?\" \"Believe me, son, when I say you do not want to know.\" \"You have cause to find out means you have displeased me.\" \"Now, here's how we travel.\" \"I tell you what I think, you tell me what you know.\" \"For some whiles now, you have rented the rooms on Puma Court for the pleasure of a Miss Lady Vera Carswell.\" \"Amongst the entertainments you fixed for her, you mixed pharmaceutical cocaine with powdered morphine.\" \"That's right, boy.\" \"We here educate ourselves on you.\" \"That is some intoxication, I am sure.\" \"Were you there when Ida had a snort of it?\" \"No?\" \"But you do know for why you fetched her there, for why you had your cousin made up to be the very mirror of that good lady above.\" \"No, you... this is a story, your mad mind, copper.\" \"I've done nothing.\" \"I know nothing.\" \"See, now you have displeased me.\" \"When I was soldiering in Egypt, I saw a man's toe shot off.\" \"Yeah.\" \"I could not move for enemy fire, however, not for an hour or two.\" \"Could not find the dressing's to bind him, safety to stretcher him away... nor a single drop of grog to dull the pain.\" \"He bled right out, he did.\" \"Fast, too.\" \"That bugger, that great toe, it is a bleeder.\" \"Now, I am told that eventually this one will get through bone.\" \"No!\" \"Please don't, I beg you!\" \"You can not!\" \"No!\" \"Please!\" \"No, no!\" \"Just a toe.\" \"You be still.\" \"You tug around like that, there will be a fearful mess and the pain surely greater and all.\" \"You tell me you had the narcotic mixed up different, more morphine, less cocaine, to drug and then to rob, as is your way!\" \"No!\" \"No, stop!\" \"What mishap befell your Ida, Thomas?\" \"No!\" \"Please, I beg you!\" \"What put the powder inside her?\" \"No!\" \"For why did you have her rigged up, like one them propers you despise so?\" \"Please, stop!\" \"Inspector Drake!\" \"No, sir!\" \"Enough!\" \"You do not hide your barbarism from me!\" \"This is an outrage!\" \"Get out of my sight!\" \"Please...\" \"Mr. Denton.\" \"Mr. Denton, I can only help you,\" \"I can only protect you from him if you will speak to me.\" \"Come, come.\" \"Jesus.\" \"What is that, Don?\" \"Tincture of wolfsbane.\" \"No.\" \"I've just come from the threat of severing that exact same digit from the lad Denton.\" \"Do no threaten here, Bennet.\" \"You may cut the bastard thing clean off and hear nothing but my cheering you on.\" \"We all have our crosses.\" \"Good evening, Mr. Drake.\" \"Miss Morton.\" \"Sir.\" \"Mr. Drake.\" \"My brother will not say for why I am accompanied by him, but here, here.\" \"For my part, I have come to string that American up by his most prized appendage.\" \"Do you mind terribly?\" \"You... you go right to it, miss.\" \"I do hope you can look after yourself from here on in.\" \"Mimi, go away.\" \"Charming.\" \"You follow me, Miss Morton.\" \"I'll take you to the captain.\" \"Dear Sergeant, what have you done to yourself?\" \"Nothing, miss.\" \"It looks worse than it is.\" \"Poor you.\" \"I much prefer things to be worse than they look.\" \"Mr. Morton...\" \"You... you wear a ring, sir.\" \"I do.\" \"I've not seen her, sir.\" \"Not since the night at Blewett's.\" \"I know it.\" \"What will you do, sir?\" \"My wishes for the future remain constant.\" \"I love her.\" \"I wish to make her happy.\" \"I've told her this, that... you... all else may be forgotten.\" \"She has been happy with me.\" \"Mr. Drake, I know you are not a cynical man, that you act with your heart.\" \"It is to that heart that I speak now.\" \"I ask you to think on the life Rose will have, of the life her children will have.\" \"They will run free, know what it is to climb on oak, to... swim in a stream.\" \"And she, she will be... cared for and honoured and loved, sir, every day that she lives.\" \"Can you say the same, Mr. Drake?\" \"Can you offer her these things?\" \"And, most importantly, would you deny her them?\" \"Captain Jackson, sir.\" \"I bring you a visitor.\" \"Now, you listen to me, knife man.\" \"I made changes for you.\" \"I behave in ways that are surprising to all who know me, myself included.\" \"You were to meet my father tonight, and...\" \"Aaaaah!\" \"Why, Thomas?\" \"Why was your Ida fetched from her blooms?\" \"What use was she?\" \"The lady made a request for the man she was to bring with her.\" \"A man?\" \"A man you knew?\" \"No, sir.\" \"It was special, weren't it?\" \"She wished for you to find a woman for this male companion of hers, so you whored your cousin to this man?\" \"It was what the lady asked for, but not what I intended.\" \"I was to be done with before that arrangement needed meeting.\" \"And that was where the heavy morphine blend.\" \"Lady Vera and her companion were to be sedated.\" \"Ida was the... dispenser.\" \"And then she was to rob them both blind.\" \"Only your drug failed you, and Ida was killed.\" \"Who by?\" \"Lady Vera or this man you speak of?\" \"I do not know, sir.\" \"I beg you to believe me.\" \"I was not there.\" \"And this man, Lady Vera's companion.\" \"Can you describe him?\" \"There is no need, sir.\" \"You have him here already.\" \"He is...\" \"Above.\" \"What happened to her?\" \"A knife.\" \"Killed by whom?\" \"That we do not know\" \"But she was found to bed with a comatose noble woman...\" \"No joke, real, blue blood.\" \"Who?\" \"Montacute.\" \"Vera Carswell.\" \"My, my, Miss Morton.\" \"How you do get around.\" \"I don't... know her... but I...\" \"My goodness, the... the stories, the exploits have been recounted...\" \"Her husband, Lord Christopher, the full title, the Earldom, land will all become his in due course.\" \"But she, well, all that's ever been required of her is that she... marry well, which she has done... and then... smile and be beautiful.\" \"Although, those kinds of expectations have been known to kill a person.\" \"But it's chilly here, Captain, and I need tea... tea that is in fact more whiskey, than tea.\" \"She has a lovely face.\" \"God in his mercy grant her grace.\" \"\"The Lady of Shalott\".\" \"Take me somewhere else.\" \"This is Reid's place... he made it so he might know anything there ever was to know about everything.\" \"You make him sound like a man from a fable.\" \"In many ways, that is exactly what he is.\" \"If there was a file on you, what would it say?\" \"Um...\" \"He had a talent for runnin', until...\" \"Until?\" \"until he decided to stop.\" \"And yours, Miss Morton?\" \"mine's not written yet.\" \"Listen to me, darlin'.\" \"Now, these people, your people, they come to these streets and they find whatever kick they can before they go home again.\" \"Is that all I am to you?\" \"No.\" \"Not all, just most.\" \"Word has it this civilian has been wandering freely about my station house.\" \"Well, what can I say, Inspector?\" \"The mountain came to to Mohammed.\" \"That man, Lord Montacute, Major Christopher Carswell, come here so brazen, entitled as he is, thinking to hide in plain view.\" \"Tut, tut, tut.\" \"Ida.\" \"She was not interfered with?\" \"She was not.\" \"And yet we know from Thomas Denton that his cousin was ordered up and made the twin of his wife for his, Lord Montacute's, pleasure.\" \"For his imagined pleasure.\" \"Quite so, and all at the whim of Lady Vera.\" \"We do not know whether he greeted her whim with distaste or delight.\" \"So, Lady Vera, unconscious.\" \"Denton's narcotics taken their desired effect.\" \"But not upon Lord Christopher, however.\" \"He was nowhere to be seen.\" \"The drug, different powers over different bodies.\" \"Then let us imagine Lady Vera unconscious,\" \"Ida perhaps sufficiently euphoric to partake in whatever debauchery had been intended.\" \"But the gentleman, the narcotic running through him, has now become homicidal.\" \"He kills her.\" \"And in his shame and mania, he runs for home.\" \"Imagine him, return to Regent's Park, the fog of the narcotic gone from him.\" \"He cannot recall with any clarity what has passed, but he does know that his lady wife was left behind here, in Whitechapel.\" \"And somehow presents himself to the police of that borough.\" \"And the lady, the beautiful lady, just sleeps an innocent sleep throughout.\" \"Meanwhile, just hours since, you have the knife in her hand and evil in her heart.\" \"One or other of them, however.\" \"One or other.\" \"Captain, I think we may consider your work done,\" \"If Miss Morton still has need of you, that is.\" \"She'll keep.\" \"I need you to lend me Grace a while longer, though.\" \"\"Fingerprints\" by Francis Galton.\" \"What say you and me make the inspector a little homecoming' present.\" \"You see what it says there, in the margins?\" \"You see what he wrote?\" \"\"Incontrovertible truth,\" with a question mark.\" \"With a question mark.\" \"Now grab the lantern.\" \"Okay, turn up the flame.\" \"You hold it steady over that knife.\" \"Major Carswell.\" \"Your rank?\" \"Sergeant, sir.\" \"Although in this force, I am Inspector Drake.\" \"Your service seen where, however?\" \"Egypt in the main, sir.\" \"Under whose command?\" \"Colonel Madoc Faulkner.\" \"At El Teb.\" \"You saw the worst of it, then.\" \"I was glad to get home, sir, as you must be each time you return.\" \"I've ever been a bachelor, sir, and so can only imagine how it is to ever be leaving and returning, leaving and returning, an endless reacquaintance with those we love.\" \"Well, 'tis duty, Inspector Drake.\" \"What of our duty to our families, to our wives, sir?\" \"But you've only just now told me that you lack for a wife.\" \"I must conclude, therefore, that you... you talk about me, and I wonder what right you believe you have to do so.\" \"A policeman's right.\" \"One who investigates murder.\" \"Best you now see me as a man to be obeyed,\" \"Major Carswell, as a man who owns your secrets.\" \"Your wife's secrets, also.\" \"One of you has killed a young lady this night last.\" \"A girl made to resemble your wife, sir.\" \"The three of you... enjoying a little party, in our corner of London, here.\" \"Yes.\" \"We know it all, sir.\" \"All save one fact, which of you it was, drove the knife into her.\" \"The girl, made up to resemble your wife.\" \"Her name was Ida.\" \"What pleasure did your wife believe you might find in that act, sir?\" \"Pleasure indeed.\" \"She wished me to...\" \"Make love to both of them,\" \"Two Veras.\" \"It's a mountain to try and to find love for just the one of her.\" \"That... that boy... that earnest,\" \"Toynbee-type, fool enough to strike you, he can harp on his trees, and his streams... for swimming!\" \"It's...\" \"He thinks it an arcadia in waiting.\" \"But if there's doubt in him now, it will be a... a hell.\" \"A hell, Mr. Drake.\" \"Your wife, Major.\" \"Let us stay on the subject of your wife.\" \"Such a... an arrangement.\" \"What does she stand to gain from that?\" \"Your affections rekindled?\" \"Perhaps.\" \"That woman's mind is her own.\" \"And so...\" \"You did not.\" \"I tried.\" \"She asked me to try, so I did.\" \"And then, sir?\" \"She laughed at me.\" \"Who did?\" \"Both of them...\" \"No, Vera...\" \"The other.\" \"I d...\" \"The...\" \"A powder.\" \"Whatever she had given me, I... couldn't tell them apart.\" \"And so you picked up the knife,\" \"You struck out.\" \"No.\" \"No.\" \"I do not...\" \"She laughed at you.\" \"You thought it your wife humiliating you, and you struck out.\" \"Sir, why did you come here tonight if not in truth, because you hoped to unburden yourself?\" \"Now, she laughed, you struck out.\" \"No, Sergeant.\" \"I do not remember.\" \"If you would stand for me now, Major.\" \"Many a marriage has failed, as we all know, but such a striving to see one revived, Lady Vera.\" \"It suggests...\" \"A... what should we call it... a... a commitment to the life which wearies you so.\" \"I confess myself glad that your celebrated faculties are unharmed by your recent ordeal, Inspector.\" \"You make no denials, therefore?\" \"Denial would be predictable, would it not?\" \"It would be customary.\" \"Well, then, there you have it.\" \"I do try not to be boring.\" \"You consider that the worst of sins, I imagine.\" \"What is it you want to know?\" \"Which of you and your husband performed the act?\" \"I am inclined to tell you.\" \"You will have my gratitude.\" \"As inducement, however,\" \"I would hear something from you, Inspector.\" \"What do you remember?\" \"Five days in death's maw.\" \"What did you see there as you stood at the border between life and death?\" \"I give you my word, you tell me something, and I will give you all that I know.\" \"You ask me what I saw.\" \"Yes.\" \"Nothing.\" \"But I might tell you what I... felt.\" \"All the better.\" \"I was not afraid, not for a moment.\" \"I sensed that I was held.\" \"By what?\" \"By God?\" \"I put no name on it.\" \"I feel no need to do so.\" \"Are you aware, my lady, of a medical procedure known as trepanning?\" \"Yes.\" \"The boring of a hole through the skull.\" \"Quite so.\" \"It's been practised since prehistoric times, but there is evidence to suggest that, a small section of bone that is removed to expose the dura mater of the brain was then worn as an amulet around the neck.\" \"A charm?\" \"Against what?\" \"Who can say?\" \"But I know what malignancy I now wear mine against and what I imagine the prehistorics felt guarded against.\" \"Self-regard.\" \"They looked out from their caves across unsheltered plains and knew that all that lay out there was savage and hostile to their existence on that earth, and they saw the threat and felt only the urge to stride out,\" \"to find food, bring it home, to survive, continue.\" \"The necessity of struggle, the collective, placed above the self.\" \"In death, the affirmation of life.\" \"You think me clich\u00e9d.\" \"No.\" \"On the contrary.\" \"Where is that constable of yours?\" \"The pretty one.\" \"Have him come here with copy paper and a pen to write with.\" \"Grace!\" \"\"I, Vera Carswell, Lady Montacute, wish to confess to the murder by stabbing of Ida Watts in the attic rooms rented by myself of Alderman's lodging house on Puma Court.\"\" \"You keep writing, Constable.\" \"What, er, time did this event take place?\" \"I cannot say.\" \"I was incapacitated due to the effects of a cocaine and sulphurous morphine amalgam that I had a Mr. Thomas Denton make for me.\" \"Explain the presence of Miss Watts.\" \"I asked Mr. Denton if he would find a girl who could be made to look like me.\" \"He found her, and I saw her hair dressed and coloured and her face made up.\" \"Why do this?\" \"You asked me why it is I come here to these streets, where you find your daily struggles with its dirt and its deaths and its chaos.\" \"Everything that you would see rid from this world, Mr. Reid,\" \"I glorify.\" \"And so, yes.\" \"I brought my husband to those rooms and that girl because I thought that... well, I thought that he might want to join me in that glorifying and that I might perhaps not be so alone in all that I did\" \"and thought and felt.\" \"But he did not join you.\" \"No.\" \"He looked at me with the same incomprehension with which you look at me now.\" \"How many times did you put the knife into Ida Watts?\" \"For reasons I have already stated,\" \"I...\" \"I cannot be sure, but...\" \"It was more than thrice, but less than ten times.\" \"The power of sharpened steel to cut through flesh, you... you might expect it to need strength, but she gave way with ease.\" \"And why?\" \"Why did you kill Miss Watts?\" \"Because she did not prove amusing and because I wanted to know how it would feel to do so.\" \"Now, I imagine you want me to sign beneath.\" \"Do not worry, Robert.\" \"They're not all like me.\" \"I'm not like a single woman alive.\" \"He claims not to recall.\" \"And she has confessed.\" \"And yet I do not feel the truth shine upon us, Bennet.\" \"You two.\" \"Come see what I made.\" \"It is the smear of blood on the knife.\" \"It is the magnified bloody imprint on the thumb rise of the handle.\" \"What is it you've made, Jackson?\" \"It is the incontrovertible truth.\" \"Well...\" \"It's an attempt.\" \"Look here.\" \"Now, after the third or fourth thrust,\" \"Ida's blood got gluey, so that there is the mark of the thumb of the hand that killed her.\" \"Mr. Galton's theory runs thus, that the tip of each and every finger contains parallel ridges.\" \"See, Bennet?\" \"See your own there?\" \"These ridges form walls or patterns, each one entirely distinct from its neighbour and each one entirely distinct from human to human.\" \"The print of such is therefore entirely unique.\" \"The chances of any two prints being alike are, so Mr. Galton has it, one in 64 billion.\" \"And we wouldn't be the first, either.\" \"There's a detective in Argentina that used this very same method to bring a woman to trial for the murder of her children.\" \"Mr. Galton recommends a printer's ink for the best sample.\" \"Which we are unlikely to find at this hour.\" \"And there is little time remaining to us.\" \"I've got another idea, however.\" \"Morning, your highness.\" \"Now place each thumb in the soot.\" \"Make your mark.\" \"Sergeant Artherton!\" \"Gentlemen, if you would care to wait for a few moments.\" \"Do you know what it is brings the gout out for me, Sergeant?\" \"No, Chief Inspector.\" \"The full weight of the British aristocracy waking me before I have had my kippers.\" \"Where is the miraculously returned, Reid?\" \"Where is he?\" \"They are the same?\" \"The two forkings at the end of the two ridges that make the island there...\" \"they are identical, yes.\" \"And these?\" \"These prints are whose?\" \"Lord Montacute.\" \"Inspector Reid, Inspector Drake.\" \"Morning, Chief.\" \"Edmund, a word.\" \"So that I understand, you have a signed confession on the part of the lady.\" \"I do.\" \"And somehow it does not suffice.\" \"I believe that she, for reasons too perverse to imagine, but I believe that she wishes herself guilty.\" \"She wishes herself hanged.\" \"Now, she may have been there, she may have watched, but she is not the girl's killer.\" \"And this knowledge arrived at by way of... a thumb mark printed in soot.\" \"You have a confession, Mr. Reid.\" \"You use it.\" \"Lady, please.\" \"It is not too late.\" \"It is never that.\" \"Dear Mr. Reid.\" \"It was always too late.\" \"Inspector Reid.\" \"You have the keys, I understand.\" \"One last question for you, sir.\" \"What kind of man is it allows his wife to go to the rope for him?\" \"Confess.\" \"Know the release.\" \"Enough!\" \"That, is a murder solved.\" \"Your feet not even back under the table and a murder solved.\" \"This shall be spoken of, Edmund.\" \"All is as it ever was, Mr. Reid.\" \"Last warning.\" \"That is a good drop, Don.\" \"Good gentlemen,\" \"I shall see you tomorrow.\" \"Reid.\" \"Captain.\" \"Come on, really?\" \"You're just gonna sit there and we all just pick up right where we left off?\" \"I saw you.\" \"You were leaving.\" \"You had your girl and you were leaving.\" \"I was.\" \"We were.\" \"And so?\" \"Mathilda asks the same.\" \"I'm sure she does.\" \"I tell her what I tell you.\" \"I...\" \"I cannot further account for it.\" \"I woke from my sleep knowing only this...\" \"I was not saved so that\" \"I might go fishing.\" \"And the event, your shooting.\" \"You have any recall of it?\" \"Little.\" \"Barely an image.\" \"But before Obsidian, as I stepped into that place,\" \"I've never known fear like it.\" \"Forgot my hat.\" \"It's a ridiculous hat.\" \"Nonetheless.\" \"Ridiculous.\" \"PetaG addic7ed\""} +{"text": "\"Captions made possible by HIME BIX IFFlCE\" \"A Division of time WARNER entertainment CIMPANY, L.P.\" \"I NEVER THIUGHT I'D GET THRIUGH D-DAY.\" \"LET ALINE THE NEXT PHAE IR THE NEXT PHAE.\" \"I THIUGHT I WAS GIlNG TI GET killed instantly.\" \"I THIUGHT INE IF TWI things:\" \"A quick DEATH, ER, IR...\" \"I'D CIME THRIUGH PRIBABLY WlTHIUT A SCRATCH.\" \"I think EVERYBIDY HAD FEAR.\" \"I think THERE'S PEIPLE THAT CAN HANDLE FEAR.\" \"I think...\" \"I think I WAS PRIBABLY INE IF THEM.\" \"I think I WAS just AS...\" \"SCARED AS ANYBIDY ELSE EXCEPT I CIULD think.\" \"IT'S A feeling YIU WIULD NIT LET YIURSELF DIWN,\" \"AND YIU WIULD NIT LET YIUR CIMRADES IR YIUR unit DIWN.\" \"WE ALL HAD FEAR...\" \"BUT WE ALL HAD training TI KNIW THAT...\" \"YIU TRY TI HANDLE YIUR FEAR\" \"AND WIRK TI ACCIMPLlSH\" \"WHAT YIU'RE SUPPISED TI BE DIlNG.\" \"HEY, it LIIKS like WHAT'S-HlS-NAME.\" \"YIU KNIW, FRIM 1st PLATIIN?\" \"IUR 1st PLATIIN?\" \"IT SURE DIES.\" \"BLlTHE.\" \"HEY, blithe.\" \"BLlTHE!\" \"( gunfire )\" \"THIUGHT THAT WAS YIU.\" \"YIU ALINE?\" \"YIU'RE THE first familiar FACES I'VE SEEN.\" \"I ain'T surprised.\" \"THEY DRIPPED US ALL IVER THE peninsula.\" \"WE'VE BEEN fighting with THE 502nd since WE hit THE GRIUND.\" \"YIU?\" \"IH, I'VE BEEN...\" \"trying TI find EASY.\" \"jllN THE CLUB.\" \"( gunfire )\" \"HEY, FELLAS.\" \"WELL, LIIK WHI decided TI SHIW UP, FLIYD.\" \"Hl THERE, LUZ.\" \"WE THIUGHT WE'D NEVER find YIU GUYS.\" \"HEY, TAB, GET A LIAD IF this.\" \"YIU like THAT?\" \"YEAH, it'S THE REAL STUFF, MAN.\" \"YEAH, IF CIURSE.\" \"YIU like this?\" \"IH, nice.\" \"THAT'S A BEAUTY, SARGE.\" \"MY LUGER'S GINNA PUT YIU ALL TI SHAME WHEN I GET it.\" \"HIW WAS YIUR jump?\" \"AH, missed THE DZ.\" \"YEAH, THAT GIES WlTHIUT saying.\" \"I GUESS SI.\" \"GIT ANY SIUVENlRS TI TRADE?\" \"HUH?\" \"THEY'RE ALL TlCKlN'.\" \"unlike their PREVllUS IWNERS.\" \"GIT anything GIID?\" \"NIT YET.\" \"HEY.\" \"SI, HAVE WE LIST ANYBIDY?\" \"TIMMY BURGESS TIIK INE in THE FACE.\" \"PIPEYE WYNN GIT PlNKED in THE behind.\" \"BUT THEY'RE GINNA BE IKAY.\" \"THAT'S GIID.\" \"YIU RUN Intl lieutenant MEEHAN IN YIUR TRAVELS?\" \"NI, WHY?\" \"CIMPANY Hq'S still missing.\" \"THEY think THE PLANE WENT DIWN.\" \"THEY SAY HE'S GINNA TURN UP.\" \"YEAH, I ain'T HILDlNG MY BREATH.\" \"WHI'S in CIMMAND, THEN?\" \"winters FIR NIW.\" \"lieutenant WELSH is 1st PLATIIN.\" \"( male ) LET'S GI, 1st PLATIIN!\" \"EASY'S MIVlNG IUT!\" \"IN YIUR FEET.\" \"STAND UP, LET'S GI.\" \"listen UP!\" \"IT'LL BE DARK SIIN.\" \"I WANT light AND NIlSE discipline FRIM HERE IN.\" \"NI talking, NI SMIKlNG.\" \"AND NI playing GRAB-FANNY with THE MAN in FRINT IF YIU, LUZ.\" \"SI, WHERE WE HEADED TI, lieutenant, HUH?\" \"WE'RE taking CARENTAN.\" \"THAT SIUNDS like FUN.\" \"IT'S THE INLY PLACE WHERE ARMIR FRIM IMAHA AND UTAH BEACH\" \"CAN link UP AND HEAD inland.\" \"until WE TAKE CARENTAN, THEY'RE STUCK IN THE SAND.\" \"GENERAL TAYLIR'S sending THE WHILE DlVlSllN.\" \"REMEMBER, BIYS...\" \"give ME THREE DAYS AND THREE nights IF HARD fighting\" \"AND YIU will BE relieved.\" \"lieutenant.\" \"lieutenant, I'LL TAKE PIlNT.\" \"CIRPIRAL HIIBLER will BE LEAD SCIUT.\" \"BLlTHE, GLAD YIU CIULD jllN US.\" \"THANK YIU, sir.\" \"1st PLATIIN, FALL in behind FIX CIMPANY.\" \"YIU PEIPLE FRIM 2nd AND 3rd PLATIIN, FILLIW US.\" \"LET'S SHAKE A LEG.\" \"ANITHER thing TI REMEMBER, BIYS...\" \"files SPREAD disease.\" \"SI, KEEP YIURS CLISED.\" \"( laughing )\" \"DIN'T WAKE jerry.\" \"DAMN!\" \"WHAT?\" \"WE LIST \"F\" CIMPANY, sir.\" \"again?\" \"WE LIST \"F\" CIMPANY.\" \"again?\" \"HEY, blithe, skinny, GUESS WHAT?\" \"PERCINTE, GI BACK AND PASS THE WIRD TI HILD UP.\" \"YES, sir.\" \"HIIBLER, TAKE BLlTHE, GI FIUND \"F\" CIMPANY.\" \"YES, sir.\" \"BLlTHE.\" \"shit.\" \"did YIU SEND SIMEBIDY?\" \"YEAH, I GIT HIIBLER AND blithe IUT THERE NIW.\" \"WHY HAVE WE STIPPED?\" \"this is ABIUT IFFlCERS CRAPPlNG IUT IN their training, nix.\" \"CIME IN, LET'S GET this SHIW IN THE RIAD.\" \"DANG MISqUlTIES.\" \"WHAT is it?\" \"SHH.\" \"FLASH.\" \"THUNDER.\" \"I CAN HEAR Y'ALL ALL THE WAY ACRISS THE field.\" \"YIU \"F\" CIMPANY?\" \"THAT'S right.\" \"WHERE Y'ALL BEEN?\" \"BLlTHE, GI BACK TI THE lieutenant.\" \"TELL him WE'VE FIUND \"F\" CIMPANY.\" \"I'LL figure IUT WHERE THESE YIKELS ARE AT.\" \"HEY, WHI Y'ALL calling A YIKEL?\" \"HE'S DEAD, private.\" \"did YIU find FIX CIMPANY?\" \"YES, sir.\" \"I THIUGHT HE...\" \"I THIUGHT HE HAD ME.\" \"FALLSCHlRMjAGER.\" \"PARATRIIPER?\" \"DlVlSllN thinks THERE'S A regiment IF 'EM\" \"HILDlNG CARENTAN.\" \"WELL, THERE'S INE LESS TI WIRRY ABIUT.\" \"YEAH.\" \"THAT'S EDELWElSS.\" \"THAT INLY GRIWS in THE ALPS ABIVE THE TREE line,\" \"which MEANS HE climbed UP THERE TI GET it.\" \"IT'S SUPPISED TI BE THE MARK IF A TRUE SILDlER.\" \"I WANT YIU TAKE THE 1st straight UP THE middle,\" \"HARD AND FAST.\" \"WE HAVE TI MIVE quickly.\" \"I'LL BE right behind YIU with 2nd AND 3rd.\" \"GI!\" \"LET'S GI, 1st, LET'S GI.\" \"GI, GI, GI!\" \"IN THE ditch!\" \"INCIMlNG!\" \"GIDDAMN it!\" \"WHERE THE FUCK is EVERYBIDY?\" \"!\" \"WHERE did EVERYBIDY GI?\" \"!\" \"I HAVE NI idea!\" \"LET'S GI, EASY!\" \"GET THISE MGs MIVlNG, will YA!\" \"LET'S GET THEM IUT IF THERE.\" \"THEY'RE in THE IPEN, FIR PETE'S SAKE!\" \"GI, GI!\" \"GET GIlNG, BUCK.\" \"FILLIW ME, EASY!\" \"MIVE IUT!\" \"MIVE IUT, MEN!\" \"GI!\" \"MIVE IUT, MIVE IUT!\" \"GET YIURSELVES IUT IF THAT ditch!\" \"WE HAVE MEN getting killed IUT THERE, blithe!\" \"MIVE!\" \"upstairs WlNDIW, LEFT.\" \"GET YIURSELVES IUT IF THISE TRENCHES!\" \"INCIMlNG!\" \"THAT'S AN MG42.\" \"THERE'S INE in THE right UPPER WlN\" \"medic!\" \"UPPER FLANK!\" \"IH, shit!\" \"sniper...\" \"TAKE his LIWER LEFT.\" \"AH, shit!\" \"WE NEED SIME CIVERlNG fire, READY, LUZ?\" \"IKAY, I'M IUT.\" \"shit!\" \"GUARNERE, CLEAR THAT SECTIR IN THE right!\" \"with ME!\" \"YIU IKAY, shifty?\" \"WE GITTA TAKE THAT WAREHIUSE!\" \"SHlFTY!\" \"HAMMER THISE WlNDIWS.\" \"TlPPER, TAKE LlEBGITT, START clearing THESE buildings.\" \"right.\" \"SECIND TWI, GI, GI!\" \"HIUSES IN THE right!\" \"SMASH.\" \"GRENADE.\" \"LUZ, CIME IN, LUZ.\" \"CIME IN.\" \"CLISE behind.\" \"shit!\" \"THEY GIT US ZERIED!\" \"SPREAD it IUT, SPREAD it IUT!\" \"GI!\" \"GET THE HELL IUT IF THERE.\" \"THEY GIT US ZERIED!\" \"GET IUT IF THERE!\" \"GI, GI!\" \"GET THE HELL IUT IF THE STREET!\" \"MIVE, NIW.\" \"GI, GI, GI!\" \"( moaning )\" \"CIME IN, LET'S GET YIU IUT IF HERE.\" \"CIME IN, CIME IN.\" \"MIVE, MIVE, MIVE!\" \"GET IFF THE STREET!\" \"GI, GI!\" \"MIVE, NIW!\" \"HEY, BUDDY\" \"YIU'RE IKAY, lip.\" \"everything'S right WHERE it SHIULD BE.\" \"CIME IN, UPSY-DAlSY.\" \"GET TlPPER UP HERE with THE BAZIIKA.\" \"HELLI?\" \"ANYBIDY THERE?\" \"TlPPER!\" \"tip!\" \"TlPPER!\" \"ANSWER ME, tip!\" \"jlE?\" \"LIIKlNG GIID, tip.\" \"IS THAT YIU?\" \"LIIKlNG REAL GIID.\" \"CIME HERE, BUDDY, YIU GITTA sit DIWN.\" \"CIME HERE, CIME IN.\" \"EASY, EASY.\" \"THERE YIU GI, THERE YIU GI.\" \"AH, jesus.\" \"YIU HANG in THERE, BUDDY.\" \"IKAY, WE'RE GINNA GET YIU fixed UP.\" \"alright, IKAY.\" \"GUYS, YIU WANNA give ME A HAND HERE?\" \"CIME IN.\" \"TAKE THE LEFT FLANK!\" \"TAKE THE LEFT FLANK!\" \"IN THE NAME IF THE FATHER AND IF THE SIN...\" \"HEY, MALARK.\" \"YIU SEE WHAT I'M seeing?\" \"IS NIW AND EVER SHALL BE, WIRLD WlTHIUT END.\" \"AMEN.\" \"CRAZY FIILS, THE Irish.\" \"YIU SHIULD KNIW.\" \"SMIKEY, THE WlNDIW, LET'S GI!\" \"HI.\" \"MIRNlNG, sir.\" \"WHAT'S YIUR NAME, TRIIPER?\" \"SERGEANT FARMSWIRTH FRIM ABLE CIMPANY 501st.\" \"I'M HERE AND I'M SUPPISED TI TELL YIU\" \"THAT WE GIT it CLEAR FRIM HERE ALL THE WAY TI THE NIRTH\" \"IF THEM KRAUTS, sir.\" \"WELL, TELL YIUR CI 506 arrived in FIRCE\" \"AND SECURED ALL PISlTllNS SIUTH IF YIU.\" \"YES, sir, I'LL TELL him.\" \"CIME IN, BAD BIY, LET'S GI!\" \"lieutenant winters.\" \"YES, sir?\" \"IS it SAFE TI CRISS NIW?\" \"WHAT'S THAT, sir?\" \"IS it SAFE TI CRISS?\" \"WE WANNA MIVE THE WIUNDED.\" \"AH, YES, sir.\" \"IKAY.\" \"CIME IN, LET'S GET 'EM IUT IF HERE.\" \"THERE SHE is.\" \"YIU'RE LUCKY it WAS A RlCICHET.\" \"YIU just CAUGHT A piece IF it.\" \"stupid.\" \"WHAT?\" \"NITHlNG.\" \"( male ) walking WIUNDED TI THE REAR.\" \"NIW, YIU GINNA BE ABLE TI STAY IFF it?\" \"DIESN'T LIIK THAT WAY.\" \"WELL, YIU GITTA TRY, HUH?\" \"WHAT HAVE WE GIT PLANNED, chief?\" \"WELL, WE EXPECT A CIUNTERATTACK.\" \"CARENTAN'S AS lMPIRTANT TI THEM AS it is TI US.\" \"ANY idea WHEN?\" \"WE'RE NIT waiting ARIUND TI find IUT.\" \"BATTALllN WANTS US TI HEAD EAST TIWARD high GRIUND,\" \"SET UP A defensive PISlTllN.\" \"with ALL THE FLIIDED fields,\" \"IT'S THE INLY DlRECTllN THEY CIULD APPRIACH FRIM.\" \"YEAH.\" \"YIU GINNA BE alright?\" \"YEAH.\" \"GIID.\" \"WHAT'S WRING with blithe?\" \"WELL, NITHlNG, EXCEPT HE CAN'T SEE.\" \"HE CAN'T SEE?\" \"SI HE SAYS.\" \"BLlTHE?\" \"IT'S lieutenant winters.\" \"WHAT HAPPENED?\" \"I DIN'T KNIW, sir.\" \"things,\" \"THEY just kinda WENT BLACK IN ME.\" \"YIU CAN'T SEE?\" \"NIT A thing, sir.\" \"I CAN'T SEE A thing.\" \"WELL, YIU just TAKE it EASY, blithe.\" \"WE'RE GINNA GET YIU IUT IF HERE.\" \"GET YIU BACK TI ENGLAND.\" \"IT'S GINNA BE IKAY.\" \"sir.\" \"I didn'T WANNA LET ANYINE DIWN.\" \"just TAKE it EASY.\" \"IT'S IKAY, SIN.\" \"sir.\" \"YEAH, WHAT is it?\" \"THANK YIU, sir.\" \"I'M IKAY.\" \"YEAH, I'M IKAY.\" \"I'M IKAY.\" \"I think I'M IKAY.\" \"YIU CAN SEE?\" \"GID, I DIN'T KNIW WHAT HAPPENED.\" \"I think, I think I'M IKAY.\" \"alright.\" \"WELL, STAY HERE A little while LINGER...\" \"AND MAKE SURE.\" \"AND, THEN YIU CAN REPIRT BACK TI YIUR PLATIIN.\" \"YES, sir.\" \"NIW, CAN WE GET THAT BANDAGE IN?\" \"YEAH.\" \"berlin BY christmas.\" \"THAT'S HIW I SEE it.\" \"YEAH, YIU'RE FULL IF it.\" \"IH, GID.\" \"this KRAUT CHEESE TASTES like...\" \"IT stinks.\" \"BREAD'S STALE, TII.\" \"give ME THAT.\" \"YES, sir, THE WAY WE CAME in TIWN TIDAY AND TIIK IVER,\" \"YIU KNIW, it DIN'T SEEM like jerry'S\" \"GIT TII MUCH fight LEFT in him.\" \"HEY, MIRE, DIN'T GET hit in THE FACE\" \"WHEN jerry THRIWS in THE SPINGE, alright?\" \"YIU MARK MY WIRDS, MAL, berlin BY christmas.\" \"ENjlY it while it LASTS.\" \"WE'LL BE MIVlNG IUT, SIIN.\" \"IUT IF TIWN, lieutenant?\" \"ALREADY?\" \"THAT'S right.\" \"DIN'T THEY KNIW WE'RE just getting SETTLED HERE?\" \"nice, GRIUCHI.\" \"WHAT?\" \"REAL SMART.\" \"YIU KNIW, YIU'RE taking YIUR life in YIUR IWN HANDS.\" \"AlN'T THAT right?\" \"I TILD YIU, I didn'T ACTUALLY SEE it.\" \"WHAT, SPElRS SHIITlNG THE PRlSINERS\" \"IR THE SERGEANT in his IWN PLATIIN?\" \"SERGEANT?\" \"I didn'T HEAR THAT INE.\" \"HE SHIT INE IF his IWN GUYS?\" \"WELL, SUPPISEDLY THE GUY WAS DRUNK\" \"AND REFUSED TI GI IN A PATRIL.\" \"WHI KNIWS lF it'S TRUE?\" \"WELL, I KNIW A GUY WHI said AN eyewitness\" \"TILD him THAT SPElRS HISED THISE PRlSINERS.\" \"WHY?\" \"WHAT FIR?\" \"IN D-DAY.\" \"SPElRS CIMES ACRISS this GRIUP IF KRAUT PRlSINERS\" \"digging A HILE IR SIME SUCH.\" \"UNDER GUARD AND ALL.\" \"HE BREAKS IUT A PACK IF SMIKES,\" \"PASSES THEM IUT.\" \"HE EVEN gives 'EM A light.\" \"THEN, ALL IF A SUDDEN,\" \"HE swings UP his THIMPSIN...\" \"AND HE HISES 'EM.\" \"I MEAN, GIDDAMN, gives 'EM SMIKES first?\" \"MMM, YIU SEE THAT'S WHY I DIN'T believe HE REALLY did it.\" \"IH, YIU DIN'T believe it?\" \"I HEARD HE didn'T DI it.\" \"IH, NI, NI, it WAS him alright.\" \"BUT it WAS MIRE THAN eight GUYS.\" \"IT WAS MIRE like 20.\" \"HELL IF A SHIT.\" \"ALL EXCEPT INE GUY...\" \"WHI HE LEFT ALINE.\" \"WELL, ALL I KNIW, FRIM WHAT I HEARD,\" \"HE TIIK THAT LAST 105 IN D-DAY practically BY himself.\" \"running THRIUGH MG fire like A maniac.\" \"YEAH, THAT I did SEE.\" \"IN his IWN?\" \"YEAH.\" \"I DIN'T CARE if ANY IF THE ITHER STUFF'S TRUE.\" \"HEY, ALBERT.\" \"WHAT DI YIU think?\" \"I DIN'T KNIW.\" \"I'M GINNA HAVE TI TAKE EVERYBIDY'S WIRD FIR it.\" \"I didn'T SEE ANY IF it.\" \"LET'S GI, 1st PLATIIN, WEAPINS IN ME.\" \"WE'RE MIVlNG IUT.\" \"HEY, TAKE ALL YIUR SMIKES.\" \"IN YIUR FEET, tactical CILUMN.\" \"FLANKERS, UP.\" \"THAT MEANS YIU, private BLlTHE.\" \"CIME IN, blithe, GET UP.\" \"HEY, LUZ?\" \"WHAT?\" \"HIW FAR WE GIlNG?\" \"IH, jesus christ, FRANK, I DIN'T KNIW.\" \"until THEY TELL US TI STIP.\" \"high GRIUND.\" \"THERE'S high GRIUND UP AHEAD.\" \"IKAY, genius, ANSWER ME this THEN:\" \"WHY is EASY CIMPANY THE INLY CIMPANYWHI'S either AT\" \"THE FRINT IF AN ADVANCE IR, like NIW,\" \"EXPISED AT THE FAR EDGE IF THE line?\" \"TI KEEP YIU IN YIUR TIES.\" \"NI, THAT'S NIT WHAT I'M saying.\" \"I'M saying THAT WE'RE NEVER in THE middle.\" \"AND WE'RE THE fifth IF nine CIMPANlES IF this regiment.\" \"\"ABLE\" THRIUGH \"lTEM\".\" \"think IF it.\" \"SEE THERE, YIU SEE THAT?\" \"( gunfire )\" \"INCIMlNG!\" \"CINTACT right!\" \"GET in THE HEDGERIW!\" \"SEE WHAT I MEAN?\" \"LEFT, bring it ARIUND!\" \"STAY LIW!\" \"LUZ, GET DIWN HERE with THE radii NIW!\" \"( singing )\" \"( thundering )\" \"AH!\" \"WHAT HAVE THEY GIT TI sing ABIUT?\" \"FLASH!\" \"THUNDER.\" \"CATCHY TUNE...\" \"AlN'T it?\" \"HEY, lieutenant, WHAT'S THE NEWS?\" \"IH, SAME AS it WAS this AFTERNIIN.\" \"THEY'RE in their HEDGERIW, WE'RE in IURS.\" \"SPELL ME A minute, sir?\" \"ARE YIU GINNA LET BLlTHE GET SIME SACK time?\" \"MY BACK TEETH ARE FLIATlNG.\" \"GET BACK HERE ASAP, martin.\" \"CIUNT IN ME, sir.\" \"IH.\" \"HIW YIU DIlNG, blithe?\" \"I'M IKAY, sir.\" \"WHAT HAPPENED AT THE aid STATllN TIDAY?\" \"DIC RIE,\" \"HE CALLED it hysterical blindness.\" \"NI, THANK YIU, sir.\" \"YIU KNIW WHAT THEY said IN basic:\" \"DEHYDRATllN'S A SILDlER'S WIRST ENEMY.\" \"YEAH.\" \"IT'S A GAME, blithe.\" \"THAT'S ALL.\" \"HELL, WE'RE just MIVlNG THE BALL FIRWARD\" \"INE YARD AT A time.\" \"NITHlNG BUT A GAME.\" \"WHAT is, sir?\" \"this.\" \"THE WHILE thing.\" \"NI.\" \"THANK YIU, sir.\" \"just A GAME.\" \"HARRY?\" \"S2 said THE GERMANS INLY LEFT A CIMPANY TI DEFEND CARENTAN.\" \"YEAH.\" \"THE REST PULLED IUT SIMETlME LAST night.\" \"I KNEW THAT TIWN WAS TII EASY.\" \"YEAH.\" \"THEY REGRIUPED SIUTH IF TIWN.\" \"MAY HAVE BEEN IN their WAY TI A CIUNTERATTACK\" \"WHEN WE RAN Intl 'EM HERE.\" \"STRENGTH UNKNIWN.\" \"( gunfire )\" \"THEY WANT THE TIWN BACK.\" \"AND WE'RE in their WAY.\" \"IF THEY DIN'T CIME BEFIRE THEN,\" \"WE'RE attacking AT first light 0530.\" \"I'LL TELL THE MEN TI fix BAYINETS.\" \"NIT MUCH IF A limp.\" \"I'LL survive.\" \"HIW is it?\" \"HURTS.\" \"WAR is HELL.\" \"( snoring )\" \"( whispering ) SMlTH, WAKE UP.\" \"CIME IN, smith.\" \"GET UP, it'S YIUR WATCH.\" \"smith.\" \"IT'S YIUR WATCH.\" \"EASY, smith, it'S ME, TALBERT.\" \"smith, WHAT THE HELL ARE YIU DIlNG?\" \"THAT'S TALBERT.\" \"GIDDAMN.\" \"IH, GISH.\" \"medic!\" \"I'M SIRRY, I didn'T MEAN TI.\" \"HE LIIKED like A KRAUT.\" \"I didn'T KNIW it WAS him.\" \"YEAH, I CAN BREATHE.\" \"LIIK AT ME, LIIK AT ME.\" \"CAN YIU BREATHE?\" \"YEAH, I CAN BREATHE!\" \"I'M just GINNA PUT SIME SULPHUR IN THE WIUND, FLIYD.\" \"WHAT THE HELL is THAT?\" \"SIUNDS like it'S CIMlNG FRIM 3rd PLATIIN.\" \"YIU WANNA GET SIME SLEEP?\" \"I DIN'T think, I DIN'T think I CAN.\" \"THEN GI TAKE A LIIK.\" \"SARGE.\" \"( groaning )\" \"FLASH.\" \"THUNDER, THUNDER!\" \"lieutenant SPElRS, sir.\" \"WHERE ARE YIU GIlNG, private?\" \"CHECK IUT THE NIlSE, sir.\" \"I just CAME FRIM THERE.\" \"everything'S UNDER CINTRIL.\" \"YES, sir.\" \"GIT SIME NERVIUS PRlVATES in YIUR CIMPANY.\" \"WE DI, sir.\" \"YEAH, WE DI, I CAN VIUCH FIR THAT.\" \"THEY just DIN'T SEE HIW simple it is.\" \"HIW simple WHAT is, sir?\" \"just DI WHAT YIU HAVE TI DI.\" \"like YIU did IN D-DAY, sir?\" \"lieutenant.\" \"sir, WHEN I LANDED IN D-DAY,\" \"I FIUND MYSELF in A ditch ALL BY MYSELF.\" \"I FELL ASLEEP.\" \"I think it WAS THISE AlR-SlCKNESS pills\" \"THEY GAVE US.\" \"WHEN I WIKE UP, I didn'T REALLY TRY TI find MY unit...\" \"TI fight.\" \"I just...\" \"I just kinda STAYED PUT.\" \"WHAT'S YIUR NAME, TRIIPER?\" \"BLlTHE, sir.\" \"ALBERT BLlTHE.\" \"YIU KNIW WHY YIU hid in THAT ditch, blithe?\" \"I WAS SCARED.\" \"WE'RE ALL SCARED.\" \"YIU hid in THAT ditch BECAUSE YIU think THERE'S still HIPE.\" \"BUT, blithe, THE INLY HIPE YIU HAVE is TI ACCEPT THE FACT\" \"THAT YIU'RE ALREADY DEAD,\" \"AND THE SIINER YIU ACCEPT THAT,\" \"THE SIINER YIU'LL BE ABLE TI FUNCTllN\" \"AS A SILDlER'S SUPPISED TI FUNCTllN.\" \"WlTHIUT MERCY, WlTHIUT CIMPASSllN,\" \"WlTHIUT REMIRSE.\" \"ALL WAR DEPENDS UPIN it.\" \"GUYS, GIT ANY SMIKES?\" \"YIU WANT SIME IF this CANDY shit?\" \"NI, I'M alright.\" \"THE IUTPIST GIT AMMI.\" \"HERE YIU GI, GUYS.\" \"NI, WE DIN'T KNIW WHAT THEY'VE GIT.\" \"WE MAY BE attacking A WEAKER FIRCE,\" \"PISSlBLY MIRE PARATRIIPERS.\" \"AND YIU KNIW HIW THEY CAN BE\" \"fire AND MANEUVER.\" \"THAT'S THE NAME IF THE GAME, fire AND MANEUVER.\" \"DIG AND FIX CIMPANlES will BE IN IUR LEFT FLANK, MIVlNG with US.\" \"ANY qUESTllNS?\" \"LET'S MAKE 'EM HILLER.\" \"IT'S 9:30 in THE evening BACK HIME.\" \"MUST BE.\" \"MIRTAR!\" \"INCIMlNG!\" \"DIWN, DIWN, DIWN, DIWN, DIWN!\" \"GET THAT I.P. HERE!\" \"TELL 'EM TI HILD, I'M checking THE lines.\" \"ALL EASY STATllNS, EASY six.\" \"HILD in PISlTllN, IVER.\" \"GI, LICK AND LIAD!\" \"EASY six, EASY RED six.\" \"I'VE GIT MIRTARS ACRISS MY line.\" \"NI sign IF Infantry YET.\" \"I'M pulling THE I.P. IN, IVER.\" \"right PLUS 15, CHARGE THREE.\" \"RANGE, 600.\" \"( gunfire )\" \"CIME IN, MIVE it, MIVE it, HURRY!\" \"WATCH FIR SlLHIUETTES IN THE HIRlZIN!\" \"KEEP LIW, GI, GI, GI!\" \"PERCINTE!\" \"GET YIUR MEN in IRDER!\" \"STAY LIW!\" \"PIUR it AT 'EM, PERCINTE.\" \"TI YIUR LEFT.\" \"KEEP GIlNG, KEEP GIlNG.\" \"KEEP it UP!\" \"I WANT fire SUPERllRlTY!\" \"GUARNERE, KEEP 'EM pinned DIWN.\" \"KEEP firing!\" \"sir, just REVERSE!\" \"CIVER THE CREST IF THAT hill!\" \"( screaming )\" \"WHERE in THE HELL did THEY CIME FRIM?\" \"HILY shit, THERE GIES IUR LEFT FLANK.\" \"sir, DIG AND FIX ARE pulling BACK.\" \"WHAT?\" \"WHI GAVE THAT IRDER, GIDDAMNlT.\" \"KEEP firing, STAY LIW!\" \"STAY LIW, KEEP firing, PERCINTE.\" \"CIME IN, blithe!\" \"STAND UP!\" \"GET UP IN YIUR FEET, SILDlER.\" \"GET UP, blithe.\" \"THAT'S right, blithe.\" \"YIU CAN DI it!\" \"fire YIUR WEAPIN, blithe.\" \"hit THISE GIDDAMN GERMANS, blithe!\" \"KEEP firing!\" \"LET 'EM HAVE it.\" \"KEEP firing!\" \"DIN'T SLACK it IFF.\" \"LET 'EM HAVE it, blithe!\" \"PIUR it IN 'EM, blithe!\" \"GET SIME UP THERE!\" \"MIVE it!\" \"LET'S GI, MCGRATH, IN ME.\" \"shift YIUR fire right.\" \"DIWN, DIWN!\" \"CIME IN!\" \"YIU'RE GINNA GET ME killed, lieutenant.\" \"I KNEWYIU'D GET ME killed.\" \"DIN'T fire till I TELL YIU, MCGRATH.\" \"I KNEWYIU WERE GINNA GET ME killed.\" \"HILD YIUR fire!\" \"NI, THAT'S TII CLISE!\" \"bitch, SINIFABlTCH!\" \"medic!\" \"GI NIW.\" \"NIW, fire, MCGRATH!\" \"fire!\" \"CIVERlNG fire!\" \"KEEP firing SIUTH.\" \"YIU hit A HIME RUN, HUH?\" \"smith, I'VE BEEN hit.\" \"just GET ME IUT IF HERE!\" \"medic!\" \"YIU IKAY?\" \"MIVE it, MIVE it!\" \"RIUNDS CIMPLETE!\" \"RIUNDS CIMPLETE!\" \"skip, MIRE AMMI!\" \"GI, GI!\" \"IN MYWAY.\" \"medic!\" \"jesus, WHAT WAS THAT?\" \"SHERMANS.\" \"WELL, HELLI 2nd ARMIRED.\" \"( laughing )\" \"THAT'S right, YIU SIRRY ASSES.\" \"RUN!\" \"IH, YIU beautiful babies, YIU!\" \"LET'S GI!\" \"PIUR it IN 'EM!\" \"LET 'EM HAVE it, CIME IN!\" \"CHECK it IUT, SHERMANS.\" \"ABIUT DAMN time.\" \"CIME IN!\" \"CIME IN.\" \"CIME IN.\" \"HEY, BUDDY?\" \"HEY, BUDDY, YIU IKAY?\" \"LIIKS like YIU FELLAS HAD A HECK IF A fight.\" \"( soldier ) MIVE FIRWARD IN THE right FLANK.\" \"WE NEED TI KNIW WHAT'S in THERE.\" \"I DIN'T KNIW WHI THE HELL TI SEND.\" \"ASK FIR VILUNTEERS.\" \"I HATE asking FIR VILUNTEERS.\" \"THEN pick THEM.\" \"NEED TI TAKE A LIIK AT THAT FARMHIUSE.\" \"WHI WANTS TI GI?\" \"I'LL GI.\" \"ANYBIDY ELSE?\" \"martin, DUKEMAN, YIU just VILUNTEERED.\" \"HUBBA-HUBBA.\" \"I'LL BE LEAD.\" \"BLlTHE'S LEAD SCIUT, MIVE IUT.\" \"HARRY...\" \"WHAT EXACTLY ARE YIU DIlNG with YIUR RESERVE CHUTE?\" \"YIU BEEN hauling THAT thing ARIUND EVER since WE jumped?\" \"GINNA SEND it TI kitty WHEN WE GET BACK TI ENGLAND.\" \"silk.\" \"figure it'LL MAKE A GIID wedding DRESS, YIU KNIW?\" \"WHAT with RATllNlNG AND ALL.\" \"jeez, HARRY, I NEVER WIULD HAVE GUESSED.\" \"WHAT?\" \"THAT I'M SI sentimental?\" \"NI, THAT YIU think WE'RE GINNA MAKE it BACK TI ENGLAND.\" \"IKAY.\" \"( gunshot )\" \"HERE WE GI again.\" \"CIVERlNG fire, CIVERlNG fire!\" \"GI, GI!\" \"HANG in THERE, blithe.\" \"CIME IN.\" \"KEEP MIVlNG DIWN!\" \"medic!\" \"TIP WlNDIW right!\" \"HANG in THERE.\" \"medic!\" \"WE NEED A medic DIWN HERE!\" \"CEASE fire, CEASE fire!\" \"TAKE lT EASY, blithe.\" \"TAKE lT EASY.\" \"CIME IN, DUKE, CIME IN.\" \"MIVE, MIVE.\" \"CIMlNG THRIUGH, give ME RIIM.\" \"IUTTA MY WAY.\" \"I GIT it.\" \"WHAT HAPPENED?\" \"sniper.\" \"alright, blithe, I GIT YIU.\" \"nice AND EASY, nice AND EASY.\" \"THEY'RE pulling US IFF THE FRINT line.\" \"NIW?\" \"TI A field CAMP NIRTH IF UTAH BEACH.\" \"HIT FIID.\" \"AND SHIWERS.\" \"THEN BACK TI ENGLAND.\" \"HARRY.\" \"HIW'S THE LEG?\" \"stiff.\" \"SIRE.\" \"THEY WANT ME TI TAKE it EASY FIR A FEW DAYS.\" \"YEAH, YIU SHIULD.\" \"TALKED TI CILINEL sink.\" \"said HE appreciated EASY HILDlNG THE line.\" \"HMM.\" \"said GENERAL TAYLIR WAS PLEASED.\" \"WELL, THAT'S WHY I CAME TI FRANCE\" \"TI PLEASE GENERAL TAYLIR.\" \"HMM, YEAH.\" \"( male ) in GRATEFUL ACKNIWLEDGEMENT\" \"IF THE BLIID SHED in THE service IF YIUR CIUNTRY,\" \"IT is MY HINIR TI PRESENT YIU\" \"with THE IRDER IF THE PURPLE HEART.\" \"THANK YIU, sir.\" \"HIW MANY'S THAT MAKE?\" \"TWI?\" \"THREE?\" \"YIU HAVE NI SHAME.\" \"HEY, I GIT INE HILE in MY SHIULDER,\" \"A SECIND in MY CALF.\" \"THEN THERE'S THE bill IN MY shin THAT HAD TI BE LANCED.\" \"AND HE INLY GETS INE.\" \"( male ) this is GREAT\" \"( laughing )\" \"SHE fancied ME, ALTIN.\" \"jesus christ!\" \"IT'S GIID TI BE alive!\" \"jesus christ, THAT SURE WAS CLISE.\" \"NAH, missed him BY A mile.\" \"HEY, HIIBLER.\" \"BE quiet FIR THE MAN.\" \"WHAT?\" \"\"THE night IF THE BAYINET\".\" \"THE night WAS filled with DARK AND CILD,\" \"WHEN SERGEANT TALBERT\" \"THE STIRY'S TILD, PULLED IN his PINCHI\" \"AND HEADED IUT,\" \"TI CHECK THE lines DRESSED like A KRAUT.\" \"WHY is EVERYINE in SUCH A HURRY TI GET BACK, HUH?\" \"HISPlTAL FIID DIN'T suit YIU?\" \"WE DIN'T NEED YIU ANYMIRE,\" \"UPIN A TRIIPER IUR HERI CAME,\" \"FAST ASLEEP, HE CALLED his NAME.\" \"IH, smith!\" \"GET UP, it'S time,\" \"TI TAKE YIUR TURN IUT IN THE line.\" \"DI YIU GUYS HAVE ANY idea WHAT HE'S talking ABIUT?\" \"\"THE night IF THE BAYINET\".\" \"WHATEVER THAT is.\" \"... SI VERY WEARY,\" \"CRACKED AN EYE, ALL RED AND BLEARY,\" \"GRABBED his rifle, HE did NIT TARRY.\" \"hearing FLIYD BUT seeing jerry.\" \"WAY TI GI, SMlTHY.\" \"\"lT'S ME\", cried TAB,\" \"\"DIN'T DI it\", AND YET smith CHARGED,\" \"TIUT DE suite, with BAYINET\" \"HE LUNGED, HE THRUST, BITH high AND LIW,\" \"AND SKEWERED THE BIY FRIM KIKIMI.\" \"I'M heading BACK TI BARRACKS.\" \"YIU HEFFRIN?\" \"YEAH.\" \"WHERE YIU FRIM?\" \"WHI'S asking?\" \"YIU FRIM philadelphia?\" \"SIUTH philly, YEAH.\" \"AH.\" \"I CIULD TELL.\" \"17th STREET.\" \"FRINT STREET.\" \"HEY.\" \"CIME HERE, sit DIWN.\" \"HEY, YIU KNIW A GUY NAMED jlHNNY WAYLIN?\" \"YEAH, I KNIW jlHNNY.\" \"YEAH, TAR-HEAD, YEAH.\" \"since YIU WEREN'T WIUNDED BY THE ENEMY,\" \"AND THUS didn'T qualify FIR A PURPLE HEART,\" \"WE'VE TAKEN MATTERS Intl IUR IWN HANDS.\" \"TAB, this is FIR YIU.\" \"THAT'S right.\" \"I CIULD HAVE SHIT THE kid A DIZEN times.\" \"YEAH, right.\" \"I just didn'T think WE CIULD SPARE A MAN.\" \"CIUPLE IF ANNIUNCEMENTS, MEN.\" \"first, listen UP.\" \"THE training exercise SCHEDULED FIR 2200 HAS BEEN CANCELLED.\" \"IH, YEAH.\" \"SECINDLY...\" \"ALL PASSES ARE HEREBY REVIKED.\" \"WE'RE heading BACK TI FRANCE.\" \"SI, PACK UP ALL YIUR GEAR.\" \"WE will NIT BE returning TI ENGLAND, BIYS.\" \"ANYINE WHI HAS NIT MADE IUT A will,\" \"GI TI THE SUPPLY IFFlCE.\" \"THE TRUCKS DEPART FIR MEMBURY AT 0700.\" \"AS YIU WERE.\" \"HELLI?\" \"HELLI?\" \"IH.\" \"GIID MIRNlNG, miss LAMB.\" \"UM, SIRRY TI BITHER YIU SI EARLY.\" \"THAT'S alright.\" \"private...\" \"MALARKEY.\" \"CIME in.\" \"ACTUALLY, it'S SERGEANT MALARKEY NIW, MA'AM.\" \"I just GIT PRIMITED.\" \"IH, LIVELY.\" \"I EXPECT YIU'LL BE wanting YIUR LAUNDRY.\" \"I HEARD THE TRUCKS rumbling BY ALL night.\" \"I GUESS THE YANKS MUST BE IN their WAY IFF again.\" \"YES, MA'AM.\" \"LIIKS like FIR GIID this time.\" \"I'M SIRRY TI HEAR THAT.\" \"ER, TWI shirts, TWI pairs IF TRIUSERS,\" \"light STARCH.\" \"TWI BIB AND TUPPENCE, PLEASE.\" \"THANK YIU.\" \"THANK YIU.\" \"WIULD YIU, ER, like A CUP IF TEA?\" \"I'VE GIT THE WATER billing.\" \"NI, NI, THANK YIU.\" \"I'M in A HELL IF A...\" \"bit IF A HURRY BUT, ER, THANK YIU ANYWAY.\" \"IH, UM, private?\" \"YES, MA'AM.\" \"lieutenant MEEHAN'S INE IF YIURS, isn'T HE?\" \"I HIPE HE HASN'T FIRGITTEN his LAUNDRY.\" \"I'LL TAKE it.\" \"THANK YIU.\" \"YIU, UM, YIU CIULDN'T BE A DEAR\" \"AND HELP ME with A FEW ITHERS, CIULD YIU?\" \"ER, LET'S SEE.\" \"SERGEANT EVANS.\" \"private MIYA.\" \"BLIWZER.\" \"GRAY.\" \"miller.\" \"IWEN.\" \"CILLlNS,\" \"ELLllT,\" \"BLlTHE.\" \"Captions Copyright 2001 HIME BIX IFFlCE\" \"A Division of time WARNER CIMPANY, L.P.\" \"Captioned by HBI CIMMUNlCATllNS CENTER\""} +{"text": "\"This is terrible.\" \"Are you inspecting?\" \"Inspecting?\" \"No.\" \"Is there an inspection?\" \"No.\" \"As long as you're not inspecting.\" \"I'm collecting insects.\" \"What?\" \"Bugs.\" \"I collect bugs.\" \"My specialty is these sand insects.\" \"Then you're not from the government...\" \"The government?\" \"No!\" \"I'm a schoolteacher.\" \"A teacher?\" \"I see.\" \"One needs so many certificates:\" \"contracts, licenses, ID cards, permits deeds, certificates, registrations union cards, testimonials, bills, IOUs temporary permits, letters of consent, income certificates.\" \"Any more?\" \"Have I forgotten any?\" \"Men and women are so afraid of a slip-up somewhere.\" \"To be on the safe side, they think up new ones.\" \"No one knows what the final one will be.\" \"There's no end to them.\" \"You say I argue too much.\" \"It's the facts that argue.\" \"Mister.\" \"What'll you do now?\" \"Do?\" \"I plan to come again tomorrow.\" \"The last bus has left.\" \"You're right.\" \"There must be a place to stay.\" \"In this village?\" \"Not here, perhaps, but near the highway.\" \"Going to walk?\" \"I'm in no hurry.\" \"You needn't go so far.\" \"If you like, I'll ask around for you.\" \"A poor village as you see, but if you don't mind.\" \"I see.\" \"I'm grateful!\" \"I'll get a good rest for tomorrow.\" \"And I like staying in a private home.\" \"Please!\" \"Be careful.\" \"Deep holes onboth sides.\" \"Say, what're you doing?\" \"You've got a guest!\" \"The ladder's beside the bales.\" \"All right?\" \"It's a comfortable house.\" \"Then...\" \"A rope ladder?\" \"We're way in the country...\" \"these rare?\" \"Quite an adventure.\" \"Keep close to the rope.\" \"Hold on tight.\" \"Don't look up... get sand on you.\" \"Please come this way.\" \"Please.\" \"Please put me up.\" \"I'll prepare your meal.\" \"Thanks.\" \"If possible, a bath first.\" \"Yes, but...\" \"Don't bother then.\" \"Sorry.\" \"Day after tomorrow.\" \"Day after tomorrow?\" \"I'm afraid not.\" \"I've only three days' leave.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"Only one lamp?\" \"It's all right.\" \"I'll be through soon.\" \"Inconvenient without electricity.\" \"Please eat.\" \"Thanks.\" \"Shellfish and bream?\" \"This is nice.\" \"Local products taste the best.\" \"What's this?\" \"Sand falls.\" \"Why?\" \"Leaky roof?\" \"No, it's the same with the newly-thatched roofs.\" \"Why?\" \"Worse than woodborers.\" \"Wood borers?\" \"Yes, they make holes in the wood.\" \"You mean termites?\" \"No, about this big with hard shells.\" \"The saw-beetle?\" \"It's the reddish one with long feelers?\" \"No, bronze-colored...\" \"like a grain of rice.\" \"A woodborer then?\" \"Beams like this get soft and spongy, so they rot.\" \"The borers?\" \"No, the sand.\" \"Sand?\" \"Why?\" \"The moisture, I suppose.\" \"Hardly.\" \"Sand is dry, naturally.\" \"But it makes things rot.\" \"Don't joke!\" \"Use your common sense!\" \"Sand's dry, turns into a desert.\" \"Never heard of a moist desert.\" \"Have you?\" \"Some tea, please.\" \"But it does rot.\" \"If sand's left on clogs, they rot in half a month.\" \"That's ridiculous.\" \"The wood rots and so does the sand.\" \"Soil came out of a ceiling rich enough to grow cucumbers in.\" \"Forget it.\" \"It doesn't matter.\" \"More?\" \"Thanks, no.\" \"Thank you very much.\" \"This is terrible!\" \"When it's windy the sand piles up a foot or two in one night.\" \"See, even the bedding's damp.\" \"The others?\" \"Your family?\" \"I'm alone.\" \"Last year, a storm swallowed up my husband and child.\" \"Swallowed up?\" \"The sand came down like a waterfall.\" \"The chicken house was in danger.\" \"He went out...\" \"Buried?\" \"A horrible wind.\" \"That's terrible.\" \"Really terrible.\" \"It's the sand.\" \"Research work?\" \"Yes.\" \"Oh, yes, ever seen an insect like this?\" \"The blister-beetle.\" \"Here it is.\" \"My project here is to find these.\" \"There are many kinds.\" \"May get my name in an insect book if I find a new species.\" \"That's the best I can do.\" \"Say, brought the helper's tools!\" \"Someone's here, after all.\" \"That's a good one.\" \"But he said \"helper,\" didn't he?\" \"He meant you.\" \"Me?\" \"Why?\" \"Please think nothing of it.\" \"Isn't it a mistake?\" \"Using the lamp yet?\" \"Nice having it, of course.\" \"It's all right.\" \"I'm used to the work.\" \"This is filthy!\" \"Don't.\" \"Want help?\" \"No, not on the first day.\" \"First day?\" \"That again.\" \"I'm only staying tonight.\" \"Always work at night?\" \"Yes, the sand's moist and it's easier to handle.\" \"The straw carrier!\" \"All right!\" \"Thanks!\" \"I'll help.\" \"All right!\" \"All right!\" \"Hard work for them, too.\" \"There is a very strong spirit here.\" \"What kind of spirit?\" \"Love of our birthplace.\" \"Indeed.\" \"That's splendid.\" \"You work until when?\" \"Until morning.\" \"The sand won't wait.\" \"All right!\" \"What a wreck!\" \"Ouch!\" \"That's funny.\" \"The ladder's gone.\" \"Ma'am.\" \"Will you please wake up?\" \"Sorry, but will you get the ladder?\" \"It's not there.\" \"I'd like to get going.\" \"I've only three-days' leave.\" \"I can't waste them.\" \"That!\" \"That was a rope ladder!\" \"It can't be hung from below!\" \"You plotted it together!\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"Sorry?\" \"What do you mean?\" \"I asked your meaning.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"That's not enough!\" \"I've got a job!\" \"Time's important to me!\" \"But you do understand, don't you?\" \"Understand?\" \"How could I?\" \"This life's really too hard for a woman alone.\" \"What's it got to do with me?\" \"The winds will blow soon - danger of sandstorms, too.\" \"I'm your prisoner?\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"Don't joke!\" \"I'm not a tramp!\" \"I have my job!\" \"I'm a registered citizen!\" \"What if someone starts a search?\" \"Illegal confinement's a crime!\" \"If I'm too slow, my house will be buried in the sand.\" \"Let it!\" \"Why involve me?\" \"The house behind would be in trouble.\" \"So let it get buried!\" \"How can you?\" \"Why must you stay in this place?\" \"You must be out of your mind!\" \"Look, there's no need to be loyal to the villagers!\" \"I can't go along with this.\" \"If they're afraid of the sand, tackle it scientifically!\" \"They figured it out, and it's cheaper this way.\" \"Never mind that!\" \"Call the man in charge!\" \"I'll explain how silly it is!\" \"Hurry up.\" \"Isn't there some way to contact them like beating a can?\" \"Say something.\" \"I'm not trying the impossible.\" \"I'm not against the natural law!\" \"Are you awake, mister?\" \"How do you feel?\" \"Not too bad.\" \"I'll wipe you up.\" \"Stop it!\" \"It hurts!\" \"It hurts?\" \"Yes!\" \"A massage?\" \"Joking?\" \"Broke my arm, maybe.\" \"If you're so kind, call me a doctor!\" \"Underwear still wet?\" \"Don't wear anything in bed...\" \"best not to.\" \"Why?\" \"Sand makes rashes.\" \"Sand attracts moisture.\" \"Don't speak!\" \"Be still!\" \"Put up with it.\" \"We fooled each other.\" \"You deserve this.\" \"Men aren't dogs.\" \"Can't tie them up like dogs.\" \"Say, what's the matter?\" \"Hey, hurry up!\" \"We're waiting!\" \"Pull it up!\" \"I won't let go!\" \"She's tied up!\" \"If you want to help her, pull it up!\" \"No!\" \"They haven't won yet!\" \"The battle's just started.\" \"They're the ones who're going to be in trouble.\" \"No need to be frightened.\" \"I've got the upper hand.\" \"Good experience, come to think of it.\" \"Maybe I'll write about it when I get back.\" \"It's sake .\" \"Look, they gave us sake to celebrate in advance.\" \"A coup d'etat?\" \"Nothing stays the same.\" \"A cigarette?\" \"No.\" \"Smoking makes me thirsty.\" \"Water then?\" \"Not yet.\" \"Don't be shy.\" \"I didn't do it out of spite.\" \"Does it hurt?\" \"We must be careful.\" \"Ration comes only once a week.\" \"Ration?\" \"Yes, only where there's a man.\" \"The village guild pays for it.\" \"Tell me something.\" \"Were there men like me before?\" \"We need hands so much.\" \"What sort of men?\" \"Let's see...\" \"Last fall, a postcard salesman.\" \"Worked for a company making tourist cards.\" \"Any others?\" \"Yes, this year...\" \"A student who came on a survey trip.\" \"Three houses beyond... he's still there.\" \"The rope ladder was taken away?\" \"Young people don't like to stay.\" \"Better pay in the cities.\" \"Movies and restaurants open all year round?\" \"You're silly!\" \"What is it?\" \"Does it hurt?\" \"Will you please scratch behind my right ear?\" \"Like this?\" \"Mister!\" \"Will you give me some water?\" \"Water!\" \"Please!\" \"Only this much left.\" \"When's the next ration?\" \"Enough?\" \"Not so much!\" \"Be quiet!\" \"You asked for it!\" \"Shall I untie you?\" \"I want you to know it's not out of sympathy.\" \"I just can't stand your woeful face.\" \"On one condition.\" \"That you won't touch a shovel without my permission.\" \"Yes, I promise!\" \"I'll promise anything!\" \"If I suffer, you suffer.\" \"So think what you're doing.\" \"Where to?\" \"Can't anything be done?\" \"We haven't raked any sand for two nights.\" \"Water!\" \"I'm asking about water!\" \"Aren't you thirsty?\" \"I helped you!\" \"Why can't you cooperate?\" \"So if we begin working...\" \"Stop joking!\" \"Who's got the right to force me into a deal like that?\" \"!\" \"There's such a thing as the right man in the right job.\" \"I'm a teacher, and something of a scholar.\" \"Surely they can think of a better way to put me to use!\" \"For example, we could think of some way to exploit the sand's appeal.\" \"After all, it's what brought me all the way here.\" \"I'm serious.\" \"That's probably why that postcard salesman came, too.\" \"You advertise it and develop it as a new tourist area.\" \"Make the sand work for you, not against you.\" \"But for a tourist area, you need a hot spring.\" \"Well, that was just one idea, of course.\" \"The sand might be good for some kind of crop.\" \"The Young People's Association grows a few things.\" \"Things like peanuts and tulips.\" \"They said the tulip bulbs were so big they showed them at an agricultural fair in Tokyo!\" \"Maybe you saw...\" \"That's enough!\" \"Even a monkey could be trained to do this!\" \"A monkey?\" \"That's bad for you.\" \"My breath's on fire.\" \"It's useless.\" \"If it decides to,\" \"sand can swallow cities, even countries.\" \"Did you know that?\" \"A Roman town called Sabrata and one in The Rubiyat buried by tiny particles one-eighth of a millimetre across.\" \"You can't fight it!\" \"It's hopeless!\" \"Don't!\" \"No!\" \"I'll make a ladder!\" \"Don't do that!\" \"Shall I brush you off?\" \"Aren't all the women in the city beautiful?\" \"Nonsense!\" \"Let me.\" \"Damn!\" \"My blood will rot!\" \"What a dirty trick!\" \"What can I do?\" \"Do something, my blood will rot!\" \"So if we begin to work...\" \"All right, I give in!\" \"You win!\" \"What's the matter, mister?\" \"The water's come!\" \"Here now.\" \"Hold your left hand lower.\" \"Try using your right hand get less tired then.\" \"Not enough sleep.\" \"You can rest.\" \"You're not used to it yet.\" \"Were my veins filled with cement, I bet I'd feel this way.\" \"Get tired at first.\" \"Will I ever get used to it?\" \"You will.\" \"I don't know.\" \"Don't you feel all this is meaningless?\" \"Are you raking sand to live, or living to rake sand...?\" \"Of course, it's not so much fun as Tokyo.\" \"I'm not talking about Tokyo!\" \"How can you stand being trapped like this?\" \"But it's my home.\" \"Then demand your rights.\" \"In my case, it's only till I'm rescued.\" \"Rescued?\" \"Of course.\" \"Away a week without leave.\" \"Someone will call on me.\" \"They'll see the book left open in my room the small change in my pocket.\" \"They're bound to wonder.\" \"But for you, it's a lifelong problem.\" \"My family's graves are here.\" \"Yes, my husband and girl...\" \"Then you...?\" \"You'll leave if they're dug up?\" \"You know how to make them let down the ladder.\" \"I've nothing to do outside.\" \"You could walk around!\" \"Walk around?\" \"Yes!\" \"It's great to walk around freely!\" \"Wouldn't you get more tired just walking around?\" \"Don't joke!\" \"Even dogs go crazy tied up forever!\" \"And we're men!\" \"But if it weren't for the sand, no one would bother about me.\" \"Isn't it so?\" \"Even you...\" \"Look, here's one.\" \"Stop it!\" \"This is what I came out here looking for.\" \"A kind of tiger-beetle.\" \"Got any scissors?\" \"Scissors?\" \"I just want to clip my beard.\" \"I think I have some...\" \"They're not very sharp.\" \"They're pretty rusty.\" \"The sand does it.\" \"They don't work.\" \"No?\" \"Not even close.\" \"We'll ask for a razor when they bring the ration.\" \"See?\" \"The sand in my beard makes it all scratchy.\" \"Really!\" \"That sand just makes a mess of everything.\" \"Say, hurry up!\" \"All right!\" \"Thanks!\" \"Where's your \"husband\"?\" \"Stomachache.\" \"Chilled, perhaps.\" \"Love him too much?\" \"A bath?\" \"Shall I help?\" \"No, I'm tired today.\" \"I'd like one.\" \"No, you're sick.\" \"My body feels sticky.\" \"I must have sweated in bed.\" \"I can boil it...\" \"Let's.\" \"I'll help.\" \"Never mind, I'll do it.\" \"Thinking?\" \"Not especially.\" \"I'll take you.\" \"Stand there.\" \"No, don't.\" \"Come on.\" \"Smile now.\" \"Want to go home?\" \"Why?\" \"A radio would be good for you.\" \"You'd hear about the world.\" \"Silly!\" \"You'd know all about Tokyo then.\" \"That's what started me collecting insects.\" \"Having my name in an insect book's better than nothing.\" \"But a radio would take your mind off things.\" \"I see.\" \"Finish off that sake?\" \"You're still sick.\" \"Helps you sleep.\" \"I feel sleepy enough without it.\" \"Be a sport.\" \"I can't drink.\" \"Never mind.\" \"I feel like it today.\" \"Looks boiling.\" \"Come on.\" \"You amaze me.\" \"Now, drink up.\" \"My, that feels good.\" \"You're cruel, when I'm so tired.\" \"Help!\" \"Someone help me!\" \"Help!\" \"Catch hold of it.\" \"Please pull me out with this.\" \"We can't pull you out like a root.\" \"We'll dig you out.\" \"Grab on to the board.\" \"Good thing we made it.\" \"Quicksand around here.\" \"Even the dogs won't come near.\" \"How many people fell in before?\" \"Hikers don't know about it.\" \"If we dug, might find something valuable.\" \"Two or three cameras for sure.\" \"Be quiet.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"Shall I make some tea?\" \"What's the time?\" \"I don't know... about 8:30?\" \"I failed.\" \"Yes.\" \"Complete and utter failure.\" \"Do you have a wife?\" \"In Tokyo...\" \"That's no concern of yours.\" \"No.\" \"But it's too bad.\" \"If I'd succeeded, I was going to buy a radio and send it to you.\" \"A radio?\" \"You wanted one...\" \"That's all right.\" \"You don't have to do that.\" \"I can do piece-work and buy one here.\" \"I failed.\" \"Shall I wipe you up?\" \"I should have known the geography.\" \"They'll always come after me.\" \"Behind me will be friends, a cooperative the Board of Education and the PTA...\" \"They won't leave me to my fate.\" \"Come on.\" \"I'll wash you.\" \"What is it?\" \"My hope.\" \"A crow trap.\" \"I leave a bait here.\" \"When a crow gets it, the sand will swallow it.\" \"But crows are very clever.\" \"Hunger makes them stupid.\" \"But why is this your hope?\" \"It is.\" \"I'll tie a letter to its leg asking for help.\" \"They don't come.\" \"It's almost three months.\" \"Who?\" \"Your rescuers.\" \"They may think you ran away...\" \"Tired of your work.\" \"Hardly.\" \"I left my bankbook.\" \"I left my book open on my desk.\" \"Anyone would know.\" \"The room's screaming for help.\" \"What's there?\" \"What?\" \"In Tokyo...\" \"So I said to go and see!\" \"It's too much.\" \"Your ration!\" \"Say, wait!\" \"Wait!\" \"Let me up awhile!\" \"Thirty minutes, once a day, to see the sea!\" \"I promise not to escape!\" \"Twenty minutes!\" \"Even ten!\" \"I've been good for three months!\" \"I'm going out of my mind!\" \"We'll talk it over and let you know!\" \"Please!\" \"You can watch me!\" \"Working hard.\" \"Twenty more and I'll earn 1,000 yen.\" \"Stupid!\" \"I won't die like a dog!\" \"Radio, nothing.\" \"You'll be beyond help soon.\" \"How can they be your friends?\" \"I know it.\" \"Everyone for himself.\" \"Wagging your tail like a good dog.\" \"Soon, we'll only have ourselves.\" \"That can't be!\" \"We have the sand!\" \"Sand?\" \"What's good in it?\" \"Just makes trouble.\" \"It sells.\" \"Where?\" \"At the town works.\" \"Are you joking?\" \"Against the law... it's salty!\" \"In secret... at half price.\" \"A total loss if it eats away dams and buildings.\" \"That's other people's business.\" \"Yes, it's other people's business.\" \"But this phony business makes others rich.\" \"Why help them?\" \"The union buys and sells it.\" \"They treat me very well.\" \"I'll sift it.\" \"Like building a house on water.\" \"A boat might be better.\" \"Why insist on a house?\" \"But you want to go home, too?\" \"That's...\" \"Even a lie will do.\" \"Perhaps, tomorrow...\" \"If there's hope that something may happen...\" \"I'm so frightened each morning when I go to sleep.\" \"Afraid I'll wake up all alone again.\" \"I'm really so frightened...\" \"Put them in there.\" \"Working hard, mister?\" \"Too early for the carrier.\" \"You want to see the sea?\" \"Yes.\" \"Please!\" \"Will you let me?\" \"We might consider it.\" \"Please.\" \"I learned my lesson.\" \"All right for an hour?\" \"Then show us that.\" \"Out in front, both of you, where everybody can see you.\" \"That?\" \"Yes, that.\" \"You know, with your old lady.\" \"You know!\" \"I asked the others.\" \"They said, \"sure\"!\" \"What're you doing?\" \"Hurry up!\" \"What'll we do?\" \"It's ridiculous!\" \"It's my chance.\" \"Don't listen.\" \"Look, we needn't take it so seriously.\" \"What?\" \"We're not perverts!\" \"We're pigs, anyhow!\" \"Come on!\" \"Just pretend!\" \"Fool!\" \"Fool!\" \"Fool!\" \"Fool!\" \"Fool!\" \"Fool!\" \"What's this?\" \"Funny.\" \"Not a drop of rain for three weeks.\" \"Capillarity?\" \"That's it!\" \"It may mean we'll have enough water.\" \"Surface evaporation must be acting as a suction pump.\" \"The sand's a pump.\" \"Like sitting on a pump.\" \"Perhaps I can think of a more effective system to store the water.\" \"It's awful.\" \"Can't even breathe.\" \"It'll be December soon.\" \"Again.\" \"Getting cold and food's scarce.\" \"Easier to catch a crow.\" \"Really, men are...\" \"My turn to be the trapper.\" \"If the radio came, we could hear the weather report.\" \"I'm afraid.\" \"I'll bury it while the water boils.\" \"Till tomorrow!\" \"Help!\" \"Someone, come here!\" \"What is it?\" \"Pains!\" \"A baby.\" \"A baby?\" \"Since when?\" \"October.\" \"Hurt?\" \"Nausea?\" \"May be an abnormal pregnancy.\" \"How do you know?\" \"He used to shoe horses for a veterinarian.\" \"Anyway, call a doctor!\" \"He'll be too late.\" \"Doctors nowadays...\" \"Get a small truck.\" \"It's come.\" \"I'm afraid.\" \"Is the wind down?\" \"Yes, it's quieter.\" \"How?\" \"Bedding and all.\" \"Let's do it.\" \"Put a board beneath.\" \"Radio.\" \"The radio.\" \"Bad timing.\" \"Shall I open it?\" \"Want to take it?\" \"In the bedding.\" \"Have you got another board?\" \"Take one from the shelf out back.\" \"Below there.\" \"That one.\" \"I don't want to go!\" \"Listen, it's...\" \"Something?\" \"No, some other time.\" \"I don't want to.\" \"Pull her up!\" \"No.\" \"No...no...!\" \"There's no need to rush away yet.\" \"I am free to do as I like now.\" \"What I want now is to tell someone about the water tank.\" \"It will be best to tell the villagers.\" \"If not today, maybe tomorrow.\" \"I'm sure I'll end up telling somebody.\" \"After that I can think of escaping.\" \"REPORT OF MISSING PERSON\" \"JUMPEI NIKI, BORN MARCH 7, 1927\" \"MISSING OVER 7 YEARS LISTED AS DISAPPEARED\""} +{"text": "\"JASON:\" \"It's 2:18 in the morning in the middle of February.\" \"I've been sitting on a park bench for almost four hours.\" \"I'm fucking freezing.\" \"Why am I sitting here?\" \"Why am I still sitting on this bench?\" \"You know, it's probably best if!\" \"rewind.\" \"If I back up and explain.\" \"Every relationship arrives at a critical moment, a juncture, between moving forward and moving on.\" \"I call that moment the \"so.\"\" \"So...\" \"Where is this going, then?\" \"I think you're a...\" \"Like...\" \"I think you're amazing.\" \"I think you're an amazing girl.\" \"I...\" \"I think you're an amazing person.\" \"No.\" \"I'm breaking up with you.\" \"I have to.\" \"You're breaking up?\" \"I'm sorry, Jason, I need somebody who's ready.\" \"I need somebody who doesn't drink coffee out of a cereal bowl.\" \"What?\" \"And has a bed frame.\" \"JASON:\" \"I wasn't confused because she was breaking up with me.\" \"I'm so late for work.\" \"I was confused because I had no idea we were dating.\" \"I'm not even close to the guy you need.\" \"The guy you deserve.\" \"Like...\" \"I'm...\" \"And I'm so sorry that I can't be that guy.\" \"In her defense, we'd been having sex, like, once a week for six weeks.\" \"I'm so late for work.\" \"But in my defense, that's a hookup approaching the seeing stage.\" \"I'm sorry, Jason.\" \"No.\" \"I understand.\" \"I understand.\" \"And what I understood was, at that moment, we were definitely not dating.\" \"(PHONE RINGING)\" \"DANIEL:\" \"Dude, did you get my message?\" \"Man, I left, like, 10 minutes ago... (CAR HORNS HONKING)\" \"Come on, man.\" \"You're late.\" \"Look, what have you been doing?\" \"What have I been doing?\" \"Christy just broke up with me.\" \"Oh, man.\" \"Who's Christy?\" \"Vera, you home?\" \"(DOOR CLOSES)\" \"Oh.\" \"I didn't know we had company.\" \"You're home early.\" \"Yeah, I skipped the gym.\" \"Oh, uh, this is my lawyer.\" \"Oh, your lawyer.\" \"Actually, he's a very good lawyer.\" \"Is everything okay?\" \"So your wife said that she was having intense sex?\" \"Yes, intense.\" \"I can't believe she said, \"intense.\"\" \"That's what she said.\" \"With a guy named Harold.\" \"And while she said this, her lawyer was just sitting there?\" \"He looked like Morris Chestnut.\" \"Who the fuck is Morris Chestnut?\" \"From Boyz n the Hood.\" \"Ricky?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Dude, I love Ricky.\" \"Not anymore.\" \"Who the fuck looks like Morris Chestnut?\" \"Yeah.\" \"That's not a strong look.\" \"Her lawyer.\" \"Her lawyer looks like Morris Chestnut.\" \"Okay, and he was just sitting there on the couch?\" \"Yeah, why was he just sitting there on the couch?\" \"'Cause she wants a divorce.\" \"That's...\" \"Fuck, man.\" \"Are you kidding me?\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"And here's the kicker, her lawyer, the guy sitting there, the guy that looks like Morris Chestnut, is the guy she's having sex with.\" \"Harold?\" \"Harold!\" \"Fuck Harold.\" \"Oh!\" \"Oh, man.\" \"Did...\" \"Did he say anything?\" \"(MUMBLES) He said he liked my shoes.\" \"What?\" \"He said what?\" \"He said he liked my shoes.\" \"Well...\" \"He's not wrong.\" \"They're cool shoes.\" \"What the fuck, man?\" \"I don't deserve this.\" \"I don't know what we're going to do, man.\" \"We need to get him a hooker.\" \"We can't afford a hooker.\" \"Yeah, we can use a coupon.\" \"Get him a cheap hooker.\" \"It's Mikey.\" \"No, we're not.\" \"Look. \"East Village girls for hire.\"\" \"No.\" \"Right there.\" \"No.\" \"Yeah.\" \"DANIEL:\" \"According to this article, most of the bars on the East Side are filled with hookers.\" \"You know what I love about you is that you literally believe every single thing that you read.\" \"No, I don't.\" \"Yes, you do.\" \"No, I don't.\" \"Yes, you do.\" \"It's like you're nine years old.\" \"Ooh, no, no, no.\" \"They're like young, cool hookers.\" \"They dress like hipsters and shit.\" \"And I'm telling you that I highly doubt that that is the case.\" \"Then why would it be in a magazine?\" \"I don't know.\" \"Read it.\" \"\"She dresses like any other pretty young thing,\"\" \"\"knee-high boots strewn about the floor,\"\" \"\"and a drawer filled to the hilt with condoms\"\" \"\"seemed the only indication of her sideline occupation.\"\" \"How awesome is that?\" \"Hey guys.\" \"It's Fred.\" \"Hey, Fred.\" \"You know it's not a phone.\" \"Right?\" \"You're actually here, Fred.\" \"We can see you.\" \"FRED:\" \"Totally.\" \"Oh!\" \"So you're due to present on the Silverman book.\" \"So...\" \"You guys are prepared?\" \"Right?\" \"We'll be in there.\" \"That's a blank board.\" \"That's a gold mine.\" \"I mean, we gave you stacks of examples.\" \"JASON:\" \"You mean these.\" \"Right?\" \"What you're seeing there is exactly what you're gonna see everywhere else.\" \"And we can deliver that.\" \"But when we're talking about The Unexpectable Princess...\" \"Which is a great title.\" \"It's a wonderful, wonderful title.\" \"But still, it's drowning in a sea of boring pastel.\" \"Uh-huh.\" \"That's not what you want.\" \"And that's not what you need.\" \"I think I know what you need.\" \"I think he does.\" \"JASON:\" \"A book's cover should hint at the story.\" \"But not give away too much.\" \"This is about wish fulfillment.\" \"Black and white.\" \"Cool and spare.\" \"Now, a recent study using MRI's showed that women's brains lit up like fireworks when they were showed pictures of...\" \"A penis.\" \"What?\" \"No.\" \"No.\" \"MALE EXECUTIVE:\" \"No.\" \"(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)\" \"No.\" \"No.\" \"No.\" \"JASON:\" \"Women's brains lit up like fireworks when they were showed pictures of shoes.\" \"Shoes.\" \"Shoes.\" \"And nothing says wish fulfillment like Christian Louboutin.\" \"Ask any girl in the room.\" \"I love it.\" \"Dude, are you taking a shit in there?\" \"Absolutely not.\" \"Every time you come over, you take a shit in there.\" \"DANIEL:\" \"I'm not taking a shit.\" \"I'm using self-tanner.\" \"Self-tanner?\" \"Yeah.\" \"I told that assistant at Vogue\" \"I couldn't hang out 'cause I was in Toulon.\" \"Trying to phase her out of my roster.\" \"Also, I am taking a shit.\" \"JASON:\" \"Every time.\" \"Every time.\" \"You did the retrieve?\" \"Huh?\" \"I just grabbed whatever I could.\" \"(TOILET FLUSHING)\" \"DANIEL:\" \"Yo, Mikey!\" \"Were you taking a shit in there?\" \"Yep.\" \"Jesus!\" \"Every time.\" \"DANIEL:\" \"We're going the fuck out.\" \"Is that ice cream?\" \"You bought ice cream, Mikey?\" \"Come on.\" \"Yeah.\" \"It's peanut butter chocolate.\" \"That's a great flavor.\" \"Let me see it.\" \"Hey.\" \"We're going out.\" \"No ice cream.\" \"No.\" \"No.\" \"You see, whiskey doesn't mix well with ice cream.\" \"I need it DANIEL:\" \"Oh, you need it?\" \"Yes.\" \"You need it?\" \"What're you, a fat teenage girl?\" \"What're you, Bridget Jones?\" \"Really?\" \"Name calling?\" \"Is that what we're doing?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Give me the ice cream.\" \"No.\" \"Give me the ice cream.\" \"I know that look.\" \"Get away from me.\" \"Give me the ice cream.\" \"Back up, little man.\" \"Give me the ice cream.\" \"Get off, man.\" \"Nobody gets ice cream!\" \"That was awesome.\" \"Did you throw it out the window?\" \"We're going out.\" \"I mean, I bet you thought you were never going feel this again, man.\" \"The excitement.\" \"The energy.\" \"You don't get this in relationships.\" \"I've been out of the game so long\" \"I forgot how much I miss this.\" \"You were never in the game.\" \"You were a married doctor.\" \"Ah, whatever.\" \"Hey, do you guys want a mint?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Here we go.\" \"That's for you.\" \"That's for you.\" \"That's a weird mint, dude.\" \"Yeah, I know.\" \"It's Viagra.\" \"You've got four hours to drink like Keith Richards and still get hard.\" \"Every good action movie has a ticking clock.\" \"Right?\" \"Fucking idiots.\" \"Idiots.\" \"(DOWN ON LIFE PLAYING)\" \"I know!\" \"I'm fucking drunk right now.\" \"Yeah, that's right.\" \"I can't wait to get drunk.\" \"I can't do this.\" \"I can't do this.\" \"Hey, come here.\" \"Yes, you can.\" \"Yes, you can.\" \"You just need to be like,\" \"\"Hey!\" \"I'm a good-looking doctor.\"\" \"No, it would work for me, Mikey.\" \"Would it?\" \"Yeah, it would.\" \"That would totally work for me.\" \"Hey!\" \"Chels!\" \"Oh, my God!\" \"I love your shoes!\" \"I've been looking for those.\" \"Oh, thank you!\" \"Wow!\" \"You are beautiful.\" \"Oh, this is my friend, Daniel.\" \"He's amazing.\" \"But he's a virgin.\" \"Oh, there's always a catch.\" \"CHELSEA:\" \"Mmm-hmm.\" \"I'm just trying to get laid before I graduate high school.\" \"Hi, I'm Sophie.\" \"I know you are.\" \"\u266a I could use a break\" \"\u266a Me need to go down, down, down, down on life\" \"\u266a I need you to take all my shadows\" \"Whiskey...\" \"Yeah.\" \"I love you.\" \"We're doing it...\" \"I love you, too.\" \"\u266a I could use a break\" \"\u266a Me need to go down, down, down, down on life\" \"I've never met that guy before.\" \"\u266a All my shadows for a walk tonight... \u266a\" \"What's up, buddy?\" \"How's it going?\" \"Well,\" \"I'm drinking alone in a bar full of assholes.\" \"And all these girls, they seem to like the assholes more.\" \"Dude, do you remember when for, like, two years in college, every single girl that I liked liked you?\" \"Rebecca Daniels...\" \"Yeah.\" \"Rebecca Daniels.\" \"She was hot.\" \"She was.\" \"She was all right.\" \"Where's the Mikey that got her?\" \"Because that guy was fucking awesome.\" \"(MORNING SUN PLAYING)\" \"That girl's staring at you at the end of the bar.\" \"Should I look?\" \"No, not yet.\" \"Now.\" \"No.\" \"Now.\" \"No.\" \"Now.\" \"No.\" \"Yeah, go ahead and look.\" \"Night away?\" \"Yeah.\" \"She was fucking Harold.\" \"There's always a Harold.\" \"There's always a Harold.\" \"Mmm.\" \"Mmm.\" \"When I was a kid, I used to open all the windows in my bedroom when it was freezing, and just lay on top of the covers.\" \"Why?\" \"I wanted to understand what it felt like to be homeless.\" \"Do you understand that feeling?\" \"Just needing to know?\" \"Wow.\" \"I know.\" \"He fucking looked like Morris Chestnut.\" \"(LAUGHS) Who looks like Morris Chestnut?\" \"It is not a good look.\" \"Nobody should look like Morris Chestnut.\" \"Okay, who is Morris Chestnut?\" \"Apparently, he's a great lawyer.\" \"Well, I wrote my number on this.\" \"Use it when you're ready.\" \"Look, is this the part where we go home?\" \"'Cause I'm not really in the mood.\" \"You're sitting on my coat.\" \"Hmm.\" \"I am.\" \"I'm sorry about that.\" \"It's okay.\" \"Thanks.\" \"Mmm-hmm.\" \"Good night.\" \"Good night.\" \"Hey.\" \"I'm gonna get a drink.\" \"You want a drink?\" \"Oh, no.\" \"I'm good.\" \"Let me get you a drink.\" \"What, a vodka soda?\" \"No, no, no.\" \"My man.\" \"No.\" \"Come on.\" \"It's just a drink.\" \"Oh, no.\" \"I'm good.\" \"Thank you.\" \"I need a drink, too.\" \"I'll get you a drink.\" \"Honestly, what if I enjoy the drink?\" \"What happens then?\" \"(LAUGHS)\" \"I'd love to hear what you think happens then.\" \"I'll tell you what happens.\" \"We go play beer pong with your two roommates until I end up back at yours in Murray Hill?\" \"Yeah, that's right.\" \"How did you know that?\" \"And then we'll have to listen to your roommate have sex with Hilary or Emily or whatever the girl's name is until we fall asleep.\" \"And then a year later, we're still playing beer pong in the same bars with your friends.\" \"Except now you feel pressure to get married and have kids 'cause you think that's what I want.\" \"Then in the summers, drive up to the Hamptons to meet his parents, wondering the whole ride if they're going to think you're pretty enough.\" \"Smart.\" \"Wondering the whole ride, if they're going to think you're smart enough.\" \"Because no one is.\" \"And then we have to drink shitty chardonnay.\" \"At a shitty garden party.\" \"And have shitty conversations.\" \"About shitty people.\" \"With his shitty mother.\" \"Who, let's face it, doesn't think you're smart enough.\" \"Pretty.\" \"Who, let's face it, doesn't think you're pretty enough.\" \"Because no one is.\" \"No one ever will be.\" \"What was all that shit?\" \"Look, I'm just talking about a drink.\" \"Yeah, but it wasn't just a drink, though, was it?\" \"It was a marriage proposal.\" \"Oh, marriage.\" \"No, I was...\" \"Just a vodka soda.\" \"Fuck you guys.\" \"I'm...\" \"Drink?\" \"Yeah.\" \"(HEARTBEAT PLAYING) (BOTH MOANING)\" \"(BOTH LAUGHING)\" \"You're amazing.\" \"Let's get out of here.\" \"(LAUGHING)\" \"You like that?\" \"(BREATHING HEAVILY)\" \"You're sitting on my coat.\" \"(GROANS)\" \"I have to use your bathroom.\" \"(EXHALES)\" \"(GASPS SOFTLY)\" \"Fuck.\" \"Pick up.\" \"Pick up.\" \"Pick up your phone!\" \"Dude, I have a serious problem.\" \"DANIEL:\" \"You got a problem.\" \"I got a problem.\" \"I gotta take a leak right now.\" \"And my boner looks like that thing on The Price Is Right.\" \"(WHISPERING) Bob Barker?\" \"Yeah, my dick looks like Bob Barker.\" \"No, you asshole, that thing that stops the wheel.\" \"What?\" \"I think I took too much Viagra.\" \"I just really got to take a leak.\" \"You have to just get horizontal.\" \"Get horizontal?\" \"What the...\" \"You need to be horizontal.\" \"Me or the boner?\" \"Both.\" \"I can't.\" \"My boner is perpendicular to my body.\" \"Just try it, man.\" \"This is the stupidest idea I've ever heard of.\" \"What the...\" \"This isn't...\" \"Whoa!\" \"(URINATING)\" \"Wait, bro, it's actually working.\" \"Of course it is, but, dude, listen to me.\" \"I think the girl that I just had sex with is a hooker.\" \"What?\" \"That's awesome.\" \"No!\" \"It's not awesome, man.\" \"What if she makes me pay?\" \"I don't have hooker money.\" \"You definitely don't have hooker money.\" \"Dude.\" \"I don't know what to do, man.\" \"You gotta help me.\" \"Okay, well, you know what?\" \"If she asks for cash, you could pretend that you're a hooker, too, and maybe the rates would balance out.\" \"You are so fucking useless.\" \"Do you know that?\" \"Is your dick touching the water?\" \"Fuck you.\" \"MIKEY:\" \"Which one of you divas uses self-tanner?\" \"I do.\" \"Why?\" \"Because I beat off with it last night.\" \"(BOTH LAUGHING)\" \"Why...\" \"Why didn't you even read the bottle?\" \"I was a little drunk.\" \"What?\" \"What?\" \"My shit is orange.\" \"JASON:\" \"Oh!\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"Look at this!\" \"Oh, no.\" \"Who knew that could even happen to you?\" \"(BOTH CONTINUE LAUGHING)\" \"I didn't know you could change colors.\" \"Stop.\" \"Your dick looks like a yam.\" \"Your dick looks like a traffic cone.\" \"Just stop.\" \"Your dick looks like a can of cheddar Pringles.\" \"That's fucked up.\" \"JASON:\" \"You dick looks like Spike Lee at a Knicks game.\" \"If your dick was jumping over the river, it would be the General Lee.\" \"(BOTH LAUGHING)\" \"All right!\" \"All right!\" \"What happened to you two idiots last night?\" \"I freaked out and left.\" \"I didn't know what to do.\" \"It's her bread and butter.\" \"It's how she keeps the lights on.\" \"You basically robbed a hooker.\" \"I didn't rob her.\" \"Yes, you did.\" \"You robbed this hooker, man.\" \"You're like the opposite of Robin Hood.\" \"I didn't rob her.\" \"And that's the thing.\" \"I mean, everything else about her was perfect.\" \"I mean, she was smart.\" \"She was funny.\" \"She was the kind of girl I would date.\" \"If she didn't, you know, happen to fuck random guys for money.\" \"ALL:\" \"Yeah.\" \"That's really the only thing that's getting in the way of that relationship.\" \"Fuck you guys.\" \"Did you friend that girl yet, Mikey?\" \"The glasses girl?\" \"No.\" \"I mean, can you even do that that fast?\" \"Dude!\" \"You've gotta make her laugh.\" \"Get a rapport going.\" \"Yeah, man.\" \"Give me your phone real quick.\" \"Give him your phone.\" \"We live in an extremely efficient world.\" \"Somebody else could be sealing the deal right now.\" \"Listen, (CHUCKLES) last night was amazing.\" \"Okay?\" \"I had a great time.\" \"You guys were awesome.\" \"Thank you.\" \"All right?\" \"But I'm gonna call Vera.\" \"We've got things that we need to work on.\" \"No.\" \"That's a bad move.\" \"Come on.\" \"You don't wanna do that.\" \"Horrible move.\" \"We had so much fun last night.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Wow.\" \"JASON:\" \"What?\" \"Uh, she...\" \"She changed it.\" \"BOTH:\" \"What?\" \"What are you talking about?\" \"Uh, Vera.\" \"It used to say, \"married,\" and now it says...\" \"It says nothing.\" \"All right, I married a smart girl.\" \"I married the right girl.\" \"Right?\" \"I went to med school right after college.\" \"I did what I was supposed to do.\" \"I checked the boxes.\" \"JASON:\" \"But maybe what you did didn't check hers.\" \"MIKEY:\" \"We had the same boxes.\" \"DANIEL:\" \"Did you have the same boxes?\" \"Maybe you need a little more experience with boxes.\" \"Yeah, maybe we should lead you down the path to better boxes.\" \"Look, guys.\" \"I don't need that.\" \"All right?\" \"I need to call Vera and I need to work this shit out.\" \"That's what I'm going to do.\" \"I need to call her, okay?\" \"I need to call Vera.\" \"I need to work this shit out.\" \"It kills me to see you like this.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Hey.\" \"It's an opportunity to have some fun.\" \"Man, this is about all of us, man.\" \"This is about all of us being together.\" \"When are we all gonna be unattached?\" \"In our 30s we're gonna settle down with kids.\" \"We're gonna live a boring life.\" \"It's about us right now.\" \"I don't know.\" \"We're staying single with you, man.\" \"I just don't know.\" \"We're staying single with you.\" \"We're gonna keep last night alive as long as humanly possible.\" \"Nobody gets in a relationship.\" \"Nobody changes their status.\" \"Right?\" \"I'm in.\" \"Come on!\" \"Come on!\" \"Come on!\" \"Come on!\" \"Michael?\" \"Are you in?\" \"Fuck it.\" \"I'm in.\" \"(ALL CHEERING)\" \"So, we going for this?\" \"Yeah.\" \"I mean, it's a pretty bleak ending to a book, so shouldn't we leave people with some hope?\" \"From where in the Midwest did this one wash up?\" \"Fresh off her master's from Chicago.\" \"Master's in what?\" \"Sentimentality?\" \"I don't think so.\" \"I just think you have to believe in possibility.\" \"Oh, sweetie.\" \"Welcome to New York.\" \"You're young and you're pretty and the world is yours.\" \"But you're nobody's first wife yet.\" \"Well, we're all pretty...\" \"Oh!\" \"Oh, look who's here.\" \"Hi.\" \"FRED:\" \"Glad you could make it.\" \"Yeah.\" \"DANIEL:\" \"I gotta tell you I'm really excited about this cover, guys.\" \"JASON: (YAWNS) Hey.\" \"Here you go.\" \"Okay.\" \"(SIGHS) Hey.\" \"Holy shit.\" \"Everyone.\" \"How's it going?\" \"FRED:\" \"Good, good.\" \"Uh...\" \"So, do you want to tell us a little bit about your approach with this cover?\" \"Yeah.\" \"I'd love a little explanation.\" \"Um...\" \"It... (STAMMERING)\" \"It is what it is.\" \"AMANDA: \"It is what it is\"?\" \"That's what you say when you get a parking ticket.\" \"I know.\" \"It looks to me like the guy here wants to escape.\" \"Hmm.\" \"Does he?\" \"AMANDA:\" \"And we want him to stay.\" \"That's the fantasy of men in the city.\" \"It seems like she'll bring him home in the bag, totally trusting him and then after they sleep together, he'll prove to be too much of an asshole to actually stick around for a couple of hours.\" \"So tell me, Jason.\" \"Why wouldn't the guy stay?\" \"Hmm?\" \"I thought you were a hooker.\" \"What?\" \"A hooker.\" \"Why?\" \"There were hooker signs.\" \"What's a hooker sign?\" \"You had on hooker boots.\" \"Lots of people have them.\" \"There were tons of condoms.\" \"Did you ever think they might be there because I'm not having a ton of sex?\" \"No!\" \"I thought they were a hooker sign!\" \"What's a hooker sign?\" \"What about The Story of O?\" \"That was research for a book.\" \"There were envelopes full of cash.\" \"I pay my landlord in cash so that he can commit tax fraud.\" \"How long have you lived in New York?\" \"Man, not long enough.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Wait.\" \"Can I make it up to you?\" \"Let me make it up to you.\" \"You wanna make it up to me?\" \"Can I?\" \"I don't know.\" \"You can have my number.\" \"And...\" \"Maybe you can.\" \"Yeah, dude.\" \"Everybody knows you can't call a girl a hooker.\" \"Even hookers hate being called hookers.\" \"I'm gonna bring Ellie around.\" \"No, you're not!\" \"No, you're not.\" \"I'm gonna get her on the roster.\" \"Wait.\" \"A roster?\" \"Yeah.\" \"A roster.\" \"It's a group of girls that you're hooking up with that keeps you from sending the wrong message.\" \"Which is what?\" \"That you wanna date one of them.\" \"You gotta start building a roster.\" \"Yeah.\" \"It'll help ease the transition a little.\" \"No, no.\" \"I do not need a roster.\" \"Okay?\" \"Yes, you do.\" \"I can't keep one girl.\" \"What makes you think I can handle a bunch of them?\" \"You just keep a bunch of them for a short period of time and then you send them out into the world to flourish.\" \"Like college kids.\" \"Yes.\" \"Or like capitalism.\" \"And then you replenish the team.\" \"Think of a roster like a spiritual and physical...\" \"Mostly physical.\" \"...rejuvenation of the male soul.\" \"Which you guys clearly don't fucking have.\" \"Think of it like a spa.\" \"A spa for your cock.\" \"A cock spa.\" \"Yep.\" \"You just got to use whatever skills that you have available to you.\" \"Mmm.\" \"Girls love personalization.\" \"You guys are idiots.\" \"You're an idiot.\" \"(DOOR OPENS)\" \"Vera!\" \"Look, I'm...\" \"I'm sorry to barge in on you.\" \"What are you doing here?\" \"Okay, look.\" \"I know that this is an awkward thing to do, but...\" \"Um...\" \"I have been having some pain.\" \"And, um, I just...\" \"I don't know.\" \"You came because you needed my help.\" \"I came to apologize.\" \"I did.\" \"You came because you needed my help.\" \"Mikey.\" \"I just...\" \"I've been thinking about you.\" \"It really was just a simple misunderstanding.\" \"Yeah, it was like, \"What kind of girl would I be\"\" \"\"if I didn't eventually find it funny?\"\" \"You'd be probably every other girl in the world.\" \"I think.\" \"I'm really sorry.\" \"But I'm not every other girl in the world.\" \"No.\" \"I guess you're not.\" \"And then I kind of developed my own style, I guess.\" \"And now you...\" \"Design book covers.\" \"Amongst other things.\" \"Well, I guess you get people to believe in something enough to want to buy it.\" \"I get people to believe in the surface.\" \"To do the one thing your parents told you not to do.\" \"To judge a book by its cover.\" \"Exactly.\" \"Oh, we weren't supposed to do that.\" \"You weren't supposed to do that.\" \"See?\" \"I was encouraged.\" \"Another example of just plain awful parenting.\" \"But, like, the job that you have right now, like, is it something that you actually want to be doing?\" \"You know what?\" \"It can be fun.\" \"But do I love it?\" \"You don't.\" \"No.\" \"Don't you want to love something?\" \"What?\" \"Do you love what you do?\" \"I started this new lecture series.\" \"And authors can come along and they can talk about their work.\" \"That's awesome.\" \"Yes.\" \"So great.\" \"And people come?\" \"No.\" \"No?\" \"No. (LAUGHS)\" \"But I...\" \"It's okay.\" \"I mean, I figure that if I keep doing It, it could be a really, really amazing thing.\" \"(LAUGHING)\" \"You should come along to one of them if you're around.\" \"Oh, I don't know.\" \"I can't really tell if it's important to you.\" \"(LAUGHING)\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"That's a weird laugh.\" \"ELLIE:\" \"This is my favorite place in the city.\" \"JASON:\" \"Yeah.\" \"It's beautiful.\" \"(LAUGHS) I know that I'm romanticizing the idea, but come on.\" \"That's kind of my dream.\" \"To have the key to Gramercy Park.\" \"New York's charm is you're surrounded by things you can't have.\" \"New York's charm is it makes you think you can have them.\" \"You know, I'd love to look inside before we buy.\" \"Me, too.\" \"In the meantime, we can go back to my place.\" \"It's very similar, actually.\" \"Except for everything about it.\" \"I gotta get home.\" \"Okay.\" \"Yours, it is.\" \"You're one hell of a negotiator.\" \"This kind of stuff just rolls off your tongue doesn't it?\" \"I'm just trying to make you laugh.\" \"I don't like how well it's working.\" \"(SIGHS) Fuck...\" \"CHELSEA:\" \"Wait, so you guys still haven't gotten Mikey laid?\" \"No.\" \"What's wrong with you?\" \"You're like the worst wingman ever.\" \"Are you kidding me, Chelsea?\" \"I'm an incredible wingman.\" \"I know, but, like, nothing?\" \"It's just harder than you think with him.\" \"Like, what about a blowjob?\" \"I'm good right now, but thank you.\" \"Uh-huh.\" \"Maybe in, like, 10 minutes?\" \"Maybe after this beer?\" \"Sorry, I'm just making a mental list of all the things I'd like to do before giving you a blowjob.\" \"Wow.\" \"Really?\" \"Oh!\" \"Kill myself is number one.\" \"Are you serious?\" \"Jesus.\" \"What's number two?\" \"Uh...\" \"Just, like, awaiting trial in Guantanamo.\" \"Mmm-hmm?\" \"Yup.\" \"Mmm-hmm.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Oh, come on, man.\" \"The blues?\" \"Are you fucking serious?\" \"What the fuck does Captain Attractive have to be so sad about?\" \"I don't know.\" \"I think he's going for brooding and dark, mysterious.\" \"It's kind of working for me.\" \"That is working?\" \"Yes.\" \"You cannot be that attractive and have a skill.\" \"That's bullshit.\" \"Well, I'm gonna play, so you're wrong.\" \"Ooh, then somebody's in trouble.\" \"Cheer up, asshole.\" \"You're the guy.\" \"Buckle up.\" \"Hey, excuse me?\" \"I just wanted to tell you great job.\" \"I almost cried right there.\" \"It was really some powerful stuff.\" \"Yeah.\" \"It was brooding, dark, and mysterious, apparently.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Thanks.\" \"That's what I was going for.\" \"Told you.\" \"This is my friend, Chelsea.\" \"She's not much to look at, but wait till you hear her play the piano.\" \"Really good.\" \"I can't wait.\" \"I'm Diego.\" \"I know you are.\" \"I warn you, though.\" \"She can be really aggressive sometimes.\" \"(LAUGHS) Is that right?\" \"But you can tame her with tequila and compliments.\" \"Yeah.\" \"So...\" \"Super aggressive.\" \"Oh, yeah?\" \"Hey, are you home?\" \"MIKEY:\" \"No.\" \"I'm at the hospital.\" \"Where are you?\" \"I'm headed back.\" \"All right.\" \"So?\" \"How was it?\" \"It was amazing, man.\" \"She was amazing.\" \"So is she coming back to the house or what?\" \"Not exactly.\" \"(PLAYING AFTER YOU'VE GONE)\" \"\u266a Now listen, honey, while I say\" \"\u266a How can you fix your mind to say you're going away?\" \"\u266a Don't say that we must part\" \"\u266a Don't break my aching heart\" \"\u266a You know you love me...\" \"Hey.\" \"After midnight?\" \"Really?\" \"I couldn't sleep.\" \"Hmm.\" \"It's good to see you.\" \"\u266a How can you leave me?\" \"\u266a Listen while I say (SIGHS)\" \"(DOORBELL BUZZING)\" \"\u266a After you've gone\" \"\u266a After you've gone away \u266a\" \"(LAUGHING)\" \"So what happened with you and the piano man?\" \"Rodrigo?\" \"Diego?\" \"Diego.\" \"I don't know.\" \"I don't want to date a guy that's prettier than me.\" \"You know?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Me neither.\" \"Plus, he works out.\" \"I don't want a man that works out.\" \"Yeah.\" \"I worked out once. 2004.\" \"Got on the 15 dumbbells.\" \"I was like, \"Those are way too light, let me go to the 30s.\"\" \"Nice.\" \"And if you feel it...\" \"Don't.\" \"I don't wanna touch it.\" \"And then I hit the hammies.\" \"Some quads.\" \"And if you feel that.\" \"You definitely got the lingo down.\" \"Do you see that?\" \"No.\" \"Ah, well...\" \"Fat.\" \"That's what happens when you work out once.\" \"(LAUGHS)\" \"What are you doing here anyway?\" \"What do you mean?\" \"I don't know.\" \"Weren't you supposed to hang out with that girl from Trinity?\" \"Oh, yeah.\" \"I had to tell her I wasn't looking for anything too serious.\" \"Oh. 'Cause if it ever stopped being fun for you guys, you'd want to just call it off?\" \"That's...\" \"Yeah.\" \"I know.\" \"You got it down.\" \"Brother.\" \"I know the spiel.\" \"Brother.\" \"Yeah.\" \"I don't know.\" \"I just thought you liked her.\" \"I did like her.\" \"She was cool, really smart, funny, well-read.\" \"Great family.\" \"Lovett\" \"And gave the best blowjob in recorded history.\" \"I feel like every blowjob you get, you think is the best in recorded history...\" \"Well, if you look at the common variable across all encounters, you'll find that it's me.\" \"So maybe I'm the best in recorded history at receiving blowjobs.\" \"Bam.\" \"Bam.\" \"Think about that.\" \"Don't want to.\" \"Cheers to me getting awesome blowjobs and just being good at it.\" \"You're such an idiot.\" \"Oh!\" \"Oh.\" \"(BOTH PANTING)\" \"So?\" \"Jason, where is this going?\" \"(QUIETLY) Fuck.\" \"Um...\" \"Look, I think you're an amazing girl.\" \"And if I was in a different place, maybe, but, I mean, you know that I'm not really looking for anything serious.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Yeah, yeah.\" \"As soon as this stops being fun for one of us.\" \"Hey, J-Go!\" \"How'd it go with that hooker?\" \"Oh!\" \"Did you just call me a hooker?\" \"No, I meant the other...\" \"Um...\" \"Yeah.\" \"I just said the wrong thing just now.\" \"You think?\" \"Yes.\" \"Hey, Mikey?\" \"(CLEARS THROAT)\" \"Mikey?\" \"Mmm?\" \"Can you shut the door?\" \"Oh, shit.\" \"Okay.\" \"I'd like to apologize.\" \"Don't worry about it.\" \"Caffeine?\" \"No, thanks.\" \"I gotta run.\" \"But at least he offers.\" \"I offer.\" \"You've never offered.\" \"For the record.\" \"I'm sorry for anything I said.\" \"Am saying.\" \"And might say in the future.\" \"An apology.\" \"So sweet.\" \"I like him better than you.\" \"For the record.\" \"For the record, he is better than me.\" \"Ha!\" \"This is true.\" \"Bye.\" \"So you went out with...\" \"Ellie.\" \"Then you came home and had sex with...\" \"Alana.\" \"Jesus!\" \"I did that for you.\" \"You did it for me?\" \"Yeah.\" \"You had sex with a beautiful woman for me?\" \"Yeah.\" \"For you.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Thank you.\" \"If I need anything else, I'll be sure to let you know.\" \"I'm just building my roster, man.\" \"Roster?\" \"Yeah, my roster.\" \"Ellie's on the way in.\" \"Alana just gave me the \"so.\"\" \"The \"so\"?\" \"Yeah, the \"so.\"\" \"When it comes to girls, nothing good ever follows the word \"so.\"\" \"\"So,\" where is this going?\" \"\"So,\" what're we doing?\" \"And you just got the \"so\"?\" \"Yeah, I just got the \"so.\"\" \"So that's when you get out.\" \"Always?\" \"Always.\" \"You're a fucking idiot.\" \"JASON:\" \"So Chelsea worked her magic again?\" \"Yeah, yeah.\" \"In a sense, yeah.\" \"Really?\" \"So, is she, like, hot.\" \"She smart, cool?\" \"Oh, yeah.\" \"Yeah, all of the above.\" \"Wow, really?\" \"Yeah.\" \"I'm not gonna date her.\" \"She's not datable if that's what you're getting at, okay?\" \"So let's just calm down.\" \"What about you?\" \"Did you see what's-her-name?\" \"Ellie?\" \"Oh, yeah.\" \"Yeah.\" \"We, like, went to the park.\" \"We hung out.\" \"Went to the park, hung out?\" \"You liked this girl when you thought she was a hooker.\" \"(LAUGHS)\" \"Are you falling in love?\" \"No, man.\" \"I think you are.\" \"I can hear it in your voice.\" \"I had sex with Alana.\" \"You had sex with both of them?\" \"No.\" \"You fucking double gophered?\" \"I didn't.\" \"Sorry, sorry, sorry.\" \"You double gophered?\" \"I love that.\" \"You had sex with both of them.\" \"That's awesome.\" \"No, I didn't.\" \"Ellie went home.\" \"Alana came over.\" \"That's what I love about you.\" \"Like, you never push too hard.\" \"You always have a backup.\" \"Yeah.\" \"You're like Judge Reinhold in Beverly Hills Cop.\" \"I'm not getting in a relationship.\" \"Except you're an asshole.\" \"(LAUGHS)\" \"(PHONE RINGING)\" \"Hello.\" \"This is Ellie.\" \"JASON:\" \"Hey.\" \"It's Jason.\" \"All right, we're going on a date tomorrow.\" \"Gramercy Park.\" \"Dress nicely.\" \"No questions.\" \"You in?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Vera, we have to talk.\" \"JASON:\" \"Mikey, did you call the glasses girl, yet?\" \"Can you come see me tonight?\" \"It's important.\" \"Dude.\" \"Tell us how the call went.\" \"Nope.\" \"I'm not pissing.\" \"Okay.\" \"Come on in.\" \"First of all, your dick looks like it found Nemo.\" \"Stop.\" \"Second of all, are you gonna see glasses girl?\" \"She gonna come see me tonight.\" \"First of all, I think your dick looks like a snowman's nose.\" \"Can you stop?\" \"Second of all,\" \"Mmm-hmm.\" \"I thought you worked tonight?\" \"She might come by the hospital.\" \"No.\" \"Mikey, I love your thinking on this, man.\" \"The work-date combination.\" \"It's very impressive.\" \"Yeah.\" \"I'm just thinking on my toes.\" \"JASON:\" \"He knows shit, man.\" \"It's casual.\" \"It's innovative.\" \"Mmm.\" \"I love your work, man.\" \"I love that jacket.\" \"Where are you going tonight?\" \"I have a pretty big night ahead of me.\" \"I'm playing the incredibly wealthy Mr. Von Ferrington.\" \"That's so awesome!\" \"You're role playing.\" \"You're committing.\" \"Exactly.\" \"What are you doing?\" \"I'm going to meet up with Chelsea and see what we can make happen.\" \"Again?\" \"Why is she always hooking you up with girls?\" \"Have you looked in the mirror?\" \"Have you looked at me?\" \"I'm the most attractive.\" \"So it's the easiest.\" \"Come on.\" \"Yeah!\" \"That's why.\" \"Guys, in high school, I was voted most likely to have the best eyes.\" \"MIKEY:\" \"That's just not true.\" \"So...\" \"Yeah, right.\" \"You idiot.\" \"MRS. ROSE:\" \"Do you know that James Harper lived here?\" \"JASON:\" \"Really?\" \"He used to be the mayor of New York.\" \"You've really chosen a wonderful property to look at Mr. Von...\" \"Ferrington.\" \"Ferrington.\" \"Von Ferrington.\" \"Von Ferrington.\" \"I mean, this is one of the finest properties in the city.\" \"Thank you.\" \"You're welcome.\" \"Look at the parquet floors that are all inlaid and original.\" \"And this.\" \"Let me show you this.\" \"Unfettered access to the private park is, of course, one of the finest things about living on Gramercy.\" \"Unfettered?\" \"Unfettered.\" \"And now further, I'd like you to take a look at this wrought iron.\" \"Lattice wrought iron which is the original.\" \"Original?\" \"And we have in here a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful chandelier, which is cut crystal.\" \"You'll notice all of the detail on the ceiling.\" \"Now the Obasan rug is original of the period.\" \"And we have over there a stained glass window.\" \"Let's go.\" \"Why?\" \"Look at the detail on this poster here.\" \"Let's go, let's go, let's go!\" \"I'll explain later.\" \"Oh, here, the kitchen.\" \"Quick!\" \"The old woman's coming!\" \"Hello?\" \"Won't we get caught?\" \"I don't think so.\" \"Let's go.\" \"Hello?\" \"Mr. Ferrington?\" \"Hello?\" \"Whoa, whoa.\" \"Slow down.\" \"Slow down.\" \"Just walk normal.\" \"What do you mean walk...\" \"You're walking like a criminal.\" \"What?\" \"This is how I walk.\" \"I'm not a criminal.\" \"But I am.\" \"We have to go.\" \"Let's go!\" \"Hello?\" \"Hello?\" \"Okay.\" \"You said we need to talk.\" \"Nobody says, \"We need to talk,\"\" \"unless it's really bad news, right?\" \"No, no, no.\" \"And my grandmother had ovarian cancer.\" \"No, no, no.\" \"You're fine, you're fine, you're fine!\" \"The tests they ran indicated nothing out of the ordinary.\" \"I have all the symptoms.\" \"Baby, you're fine.\" \"You're fine.\" \"You're okay.\" \"Come here.\" \"What was that message then?\" \"Come here.\" \"No, no.\" \"Come here.\" \"Okay.\" \"I am sorry.\" \"I just wanted to talk.\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"You are such an idiot.\" \"You are such an idiot.\" \"Yes.\" \"Just...\" \"Just...\" \"Just come sit down.\" \"Okay?\" \"(SIGHS)\" \"Oh, God.\" \"Breathe.\" \"Breathe.\" \"Oh, God, I thought I was dying.\" \"(LAUGHS)\" \"Yeah.\" \"You thought you were dying.\" \"That was me.\" \"(EXHALES)\" \"Where did we go wrong?\" \"Like, what happened?\" \"What happened to us?\" \"What happened?\" \"I...\" \"I mean, we got married at 23 years old,\" \"I just don't think at that point you are ready for a life without excitement or spontaneity.\" \"Spontaneity?\" \"I mean, I'm spontaneous.\" \"We didn't have sex for almost six months.\" \"You want spontaneous?\" \"Hey.\" \"Hi.\" \"Are you sick or something?\" \"No.\" \"Those aren't going out clothes.\" \"Well, who's going out?\" \"I thought we were going out.\" \"BOTH:\" \"Oh!\" \"That was pretty badass.\" \"Mmm-hmm.\" \"I can get fired for that shit.\" \"You know, when I was a kid, I used to love going to parks.\" \"And my grandfather used to take me every Sunday.\" \"But my ex hated parks.\" \"He thought they were like too public or something.\" \"He sounds like a real dick.\" \"What?\" \"My ex?\" \"Your grandfather.\" \"(LAUGHING)\" \"So what happened between the two of you?\" \"Well, I graduated from school and I moved to New York.\" \"And he took a job in Chicago.\" \"And it was sort of like a focus-on-your-work-life-first sort of thing.\" \"They call us the selfish generation.\" \"What about you?\" \"Who's the one that got you?\" \"How dare you assume that I have any emotional capacity whatsoever?\" \"Get out of my park.\" \"No.\" \"Get out.\" \"No.\" \"It's okay.\" \"You can come back.\" \"Damn it!\" \"I was so not gonna do that.\" \"I was gonna hold out.\" \"I was gonna make you wait, like, 40 days or something.\" \"I was gonna make you wait, too, but then I realized, \"I'm a dude.\"\" \"(LAUGHING)\" \"Hey, guys.\" \"It's Fred.\" \"Jesus!\" \"Fred, you're like Reverse Elvis, you know.\" \"Fred, you entered the building.\" \"I love Elvis.\" \"\"Thank you, very much.\"\" \"What's up, Fred?\" \"Well, Ellie from Simon just sent over the Matterhorn book cover.\" \"And she wants us to do it?\" \"Specifically.\" \"Specifically?\" \"Specifically.\" \"DANIEL:\" \"Whoo!\" \"I'll get in on that.\" \"Right.\" \"Come on.\" \"Thanks, Fred.\" \"Yeah.\" \"All right.\" \"Gonna do it!\" \"Wait, okay, so let me get this straight.\" \"You have sex with this girl.\" \"We get a job out of it?\" \"Certainly seems that way.\" \"And to think this whole time, we thought that poor girl was a hooker.\" \"Well, yeah.\" \"But in reality, the only prostitute here is you.\" \"(CHUCKLES)\" \"(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)\" \"(SIGHS)\" \"ELLIE:\" \"No one came again.\" \"Again?\" \"Why don't you get better authors?\" \"Oh, you know, I never even thought of that.\" \"(JASON LAUGHS)\" \"Yes, I've tried that.\" \"I've been trying.\" \"Well, come by my place after for a drink.\" \"I'll come by after.\" \"I don't understand why you won't tell me.\" \"Just tell me where you did it.\" \"I'm not telling you, so stop asking.\" \"Why?\" \"You know you're gonna tell me.\" \"You tell me everything.\" \"I do.\" \"But I'm not telling you this right now.\" \"Why?\" \"'Cause I'm whupping your ass.\" \"You get all precious with this stuff and you throw down, and slap me in the mouth.\" \"Whenever you start losing, you just get upset.\" \"Dude, did you just take another shit in there?\" \"No, I'm not.\" \"Every time.\" \"Why do you care so much about what I'm doing in there?\" \"I wasn't taking a shit.\" \"You're so disgusting.\" \"Dude.\" \"Why do you guys care so much what I do in the bathroom?\" \"And I wasn't taking a shit.\" \"MIKEY:\" \"Every time.\" \"Yes, you...\" \"Have a little faith.\" \"What are you guys talking about?\" \"Mikey won't tell me where he had sex last night.\" \"Oh, Mikey, where did you have sex last night?\" \"Why do you care so much about where I had sex?\" \"'Cause we're your friends.\" \"We wanna know.\" \"Where'd you have sex, Mikey?\" \"The hospital.\" \"JASON: (GASPS) With the glasses girl?\" \"Are you serious?\" \"Oh, my God!\" \"You Grey's Anatomy motherfucker!\" \"Mikey, that is awesome.\" \"Dude, your wife never would've had sex in the hospital.\" \"She's too uptight.\" \"Not in a million years.\" \"I'm fucking proud of you.\" \"Really am proud of you.\" \"(DOORBELL BUZZING) Whoa!\" \"What is that?\" \"I don't know.\" \"MIKEY:\" \"You order food?\" \"I mean, we're all here.\" \"I didn't order food.\" \"Did you order food?\" \"No.\" \"ELLIE ON INTERCOM:\" \"Hey.\" \"So.\" \"It's Ellie.\" \"What the fuck?\" \"Are you serious, dude?\" \"Jason, this is a den of testosterone, man.\" \"This is a pre-game.\" \"This is my apartment.\" \"That's a good point.\" \"It's not a good point.\" \"First of all, guys, I just took a shit in there.\" \"I knew it.\" \"It's every time.\" \"Why don't you take a shit at your own apartment?\" \"You can't invite a girl to a place like this.\" \"I didn't invite her.\" \"DANIEL:\" \"You didn't invite her?\" \"No.\" \"That's worse.\" \"That's some girlfriend shit.\" \"Some I-have-a-girlfriend shit.\" \"Okay, well, I'm gonna buzz her in.\" \"Don't buzz her.\" \"Don't buzz her in.\" \"I'm gonna buzz her in.\" \"Jason, don't buzz her in.\" \"Don't buzz...\" \"Don't buzz her in, man.\" \"We're having such good guy time right now.\" \"Oh, shit.\" \"I just buzzed her in.\" \"He fucking buzzed her in.\" \"Okay.\" \"He buzzed her in.\" \"Really?\" \"JASON:\" \"Okay.\" \"Both you guys need to calm down.\" \"We're not supposed to see them more than twice in one week, all right?\" \"And you're seeing this chick twice in one day.\" \"Dude.\" \"Relax.\" \"DANIEL:\" \"Invite her up then, man!\" \"She's not gonna wanna talk about Xbox.\" \"So, I'm gonna be sitting here being like,\" \"\"I have to fart but maybe I can't right now.\"\" \"She better have some hot friends.\" \"Dude, you're pissing me off.\" \"Open the door.\" \"I don't care.\" \"I'm getting wasted.\" \"Hey.\" \"I hope I'm not interrupting.\" \"Hi.\" \"No.\" \"You're not interrupting.\" \"You're not interrupting anything.\" \"So this is this is Daniel.\" \"This is Mikey.\" \"We went to college together.\" \"Guys, Ellie.\" \"Daniel is a manipulative idiot.\" \"And Mikey has an orange dick.\" \"Hi.\" \"Really, dude?\" \"That's really good to know.\" \"I brought scotch.\" \"I don't know if you guys drink scotch.\" \"She brought scotch?\" \"You should try it.\" \"Hmm!\" \"Let's try it.\" \"What are you guys playing?\" \"A little Xbox.\" \"Can I play?\" \"(SIGHS)\" \"Yeah.\" \"(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)\" \"(ALL CHEERING)\" \"(INAUDIBLE)\" \"Apparently, her ex-boyfriend played a lot of Halo.\" \"You know what?\" \"It's late.\" \"I gotta go.\" \"I gotta go to West Side.\" \"No, you're not.\" \"We're not letting you.\" \"No.\" \"We're not letting you go.\" \"I promise you we get funnier.\" \"But tonight is Mikey's night.\" \"You know, I can feel it.\" \"MIKEY:\" \"I pray to God it is.\" \"That's what I was telling you, too, baby.\" \"I forgot to tell you, it's my birthday coming up soon.\" \"(GASPS) Really?\" \"Mmm-hmm.\" \"Usually people are more subtle about this.\" \"(LAUGHS)\" \"No, not like that.\" \"I'm going to throw myself a surprise birthday party.\" \"You're throwing yourself a surprise party?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Well, I'm surprised.\" \"Yeah, everybody's gonna get dressed up and decked out.\" \"And you should do the same.\" \"It's a dress-up party?\" \"Absolutely, yeah.\" \"I'm so in.\" \"I love getting dressed up.\" \"Sweet.\" \"He's actually giving her eye contact?\" \"He's engaged.\" \"Bye.\" \"Bye.\" \"That's a great painting, by the way.\" \"Thank you.\" \"MIKEY: (SIGHS) That's nice.\" \"It was beautiful, man.\" \"That was really nice.\" \"That was quite nice.\" \"And I do love her.\" \"I do.\" \"I really like her.\" \"I really liked it when she came by without telling anybody.\" \"I really liked it when she kissed you on the cheek.\" \"And I really like that you're about to lose this bet.\" \"Yep.\" \"Jason, do you remember when we said we're all gonna stay single?\" \"Yeah, well, it looks like you're fucked.\" \"I'm not fucked.\" \"You are so fucked!\" \"I'm not fucked.\" \"Let's go out.\" \"(LAUGHING)\" \"(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)\" \"Hey, Chels!\" \"Hey.\" \"Sorry, guys.\" \"Can we get tequila shots, please?\" \"Sotheby's kept me late.\" \"MIKEY:\" \"Then they can take care of these drinks.\" \"Oh, they will?\" \"Hey.\" \"It's good to see you.\" \"You, too.\" \"DANIEL:\" \"I'm still going.\" \"JASON:\" \"That's not cool.\" \"All right cheers!\" \"Cheers!\" \"Oh, Chels, you're up.\" \"Get it.\" \"Oh, my God, I love your shoes.\" \"Oh, thank you.\" \"That's so sweet.\" \"That should've been me.\" \"This is my friend, Daniel.\" \"Hi.\" \"Nice to meet you.\" \"Okay.\" \"Okay. (LAUGHS)\" \"What...\" \"The fuck was that?\" \"Seriously.\" \"That was god-awful.\" \"That was horrendous.\" \"I got nothing...\" \"I don't know.\" \"Are you serious right now?\" \"You just dropped the ball.\" \"Seriously.\" \"You just dropped the ball big time.\" \"I'm having an off night.\" \"I don't know.\" \"JASON:\" \"Having an off night?\" \"Even Jordan has off nights.\" \"Whoa!\" \"Very ambitious.\" \"What?\" \"What's wrong?\" \"That teddy bear.\" \"Mr. Wiggles?\" \"Fuck, Mr. Wiggles.\" \"Yeah, Mr. Wiggles.\" \"Because, I know, your ex-boyfriend gave you that teddy bear.\" \"And I said he was a pussy, which he was.\" \"And then you broke up with him.\" \"But I was thinking about you guys together.\" \"And him having sex with you.\" \"And then I thought about him naked.\" \"And you know.\" \"And all that stuff.\" \"Oh, really?\" \"Yeah.\" \"And my boner just started to wilt like warm lettuce.\" \"I'm gonna get rid of the teddy bear!\" \"Thank you.\" \"Creeped me out.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Um...\" \"Chelsea, I just really want you to know something.\" \"And I wanted to be very clear.\" \"You're not looking for anything serious right now?\" \"Look, Daniel, this thing doesn't have to be a thing.\" \"And if you want to go back to being friends, we can go back to being friends.\" \"I don't want to go back to anything.\" \"That's what I was going to tell you.\" \"I really like being here.\" \"That's what I was going to say.\" \"You working this weekend?\" \"Mmm-hmm.\" \"You should come by the hospital.\" \"Again.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Again.\" \"You'd like that, wouldn't you?\" \"Yeah, I would.\" \"Come by again and again and again.\" \"DANIEL:\" \"Check this one out.\" \"That's impressive.\" \"Very impressive.\" \"STORE OWNER:\" \"Something for the two of you?\" \"What's up, man?\" \"Something for the two of you?\" \"Oh, no, no, no.\" \"We're not gay, man.\" \"And we're just...\" \"We just need a giant strap-on dildo.\" \"Which I know sounds a little gay.\" \"But it's for a costume.\" \"It's right here.\" \"Right in front of you.\" \"Wait.\" \"I have a serious question for you.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Think.\" \"If you were gay, would you date me?\" \"Definitely not.\" \"What?\" \"What?\" \"I would not date you, Jason.\" \"Why?\" \"Because you're not my type.\" \"What the fuck does that mean?\" \"Oh, what?\" \"Are you offended?\" \"I'm completely offended.\" \"Deal with it.\" \"You'd gay date me.\" \"You know you would.\" \"Honestly, if were to have sex with you, Jason, which apparently you really want, you would probably be like top three hottest chicks\" \"I've ever had sex with.\" \"That's actually true.\" \"Mmm-hmm.\" \"Man, how much are these?\" \"For you?\" \"$75.\" \"For me?\" \"'Cause we're such good friends?\" \"These are all dishwasher safe.\" \"I don't think you should go to this party, man.\" \"Dude, I can go to the party.\" \"It's gonna be fun.\" \"$65.\" \"Dude, who the fuck are you negotiating with right now?\" \"$60.\" \"Okay.\" \"Look.\" \"I'm telling you, man.\" \"This party is a road to a relationship.\" \"And that road is paved with responsibility and lack of selfishness.\" \"And what the fuck am I holding right now?\" \"What is this?\" \"I have no idea.\" \"Ah!\" \"Clever.\" \"It comes with an extra balloon.\" \"Why would I need an extra balloon?\" \"In case it pops.\" \"Why would it pop?\" \"If you try too hard.\" \"What?\" \"(WALKING BACKWARDS PLAYING)\" \"\u266a I was tangled in all the wires\" \"\u266a Tied down, and I felt the fire\" \"\u266a There was nothing for me to do\" \"Sick cock, bro.\" \"Thanks.\" \"What's up?\" \"\u266a It's flush in the face desire...\" \"Hey.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Happy birthday!\" \"Jason?\" \"What are you wearing?\" \"Rock out with my cock out.\" \"It's not my real cock, though.\" \"Clearly.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Uh...\" \"So it's a different kind of dress-up party?\" \"Yeah.\" \"This is a classic case of miscommunication.\" \"It's really...\" \"It's just a classic.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Um...\" \"Oh.\" \"Um...\" \"These are my parents.\" \"My mom, Jodie, and my dad, Bill.\" \"Holy shit.\" \"This is Jason.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"Hi.\" \"I'm just gonna pretend that this isn't happening.\" \"Hi.\" \"Hello.\" \"Hi.\" \"I'm Jason.\" \"Hi.\" \"Bill.\" \"Jason.\" \"Nice to meet you.\" \"Oh, goodness.\" \"Oh!\" \"That should not have happened.\" \"That shouldn't have happened.\" \"Yeah.\" \"It's a cocktail.\" \"Shouldn't have said that.\" \"(BOTH CHUCKLING)\" \"I'm just gonna go and check the...\" \"You know what?\" \"Just excuse me one sec.\" \"\u266a I've been looking for a new emotion\" \"\u266a I've been taken with a new emotion \u266a\" \"Cheers!\" \"(ALL CHEERING)\" \"No.\" \"I got to hand it to you, man.\" \"I'm impressed by the way you hung in there.\" \"I should have left.\" \"I definitely should have left.\" \"I guess I'm a sucker for abuse.\" \"You must be.\" \"You know the hardest part about this costume?\" \"It was seeing this thing next to my actual dick.\" \"(LAUGHS) I can only imagine.\" \"I didn't know whether to cry or go kill myself.\" \"What are you laughing at, Bill?\" \"I like this guy, Ell.\" \"I like this guy.\" \"Don't encourage him, Dad.\" \"Don't encourage him.\" \"So?\" \"So?\" \"What do Jason and Mikey think about this?\" \"What do you mean?\" \"Well, I mean, like, whatever we're doing.\" \"What have you told them?\" \"I mean, I told them everything.\" \"Yeah.\" \"They're really happy for you.\" \"Sorry.\" \"They're happy for me?\" \"They're happy for both of us.\" \"They're just so happy for the two of us.\" \"That's what they...\" \"Yeah, they're just really happy.\" \"And Jason's taking it okay?\" \"Yeah.\" \"I mean, he was a little angry at first, but now he's in the fourth stage of grieving.\" \"Denial?\" \"Masturbation.\" \"You know what's so cool?\" \"When I'm being really serious and you're like,\" \"\"Hey, I'm Daniel.\" \"I'm, like, really funny.\"\" \"I don't sound anything like that.\" \"You sound exactly like that.\" \"\"Hey, I'm Daniel.\"\" \"You sound like you have peanut butter in your mouth.\" \"No.\" \"What do you want me to say?\" \"They think it's cool that I'm slumming it?\" \"Slumdogging?\" \"No.\" \"Honestly, I'm just happy you told them.\" \"I know how you are with girls.\" \"Or at least how you've been.\" \"(WON'T YOU COME HOME PLAYING)\" \"You know what?\" \"Your dad...\" \"Awesome.\" \"Well, he likes you, too, even though you had that thing on.\" \"Maybe that's why he liked me.\" \"You know you don't have to clear up anything.\" \"You don't have to help.\" \"No, I want to.\" \"You can't wake up to this.\" \"It's disgusting.\" \"The apartment or you?\" \"You've always hated me.\" \"Just stop talking for one minute.\" \"I know it's really hard, but you can just try.\" \"You've always hated me.\" \"\u266a Won't you come home, I surrender\" \"\u266a I miss my sweet bag of bones, drunk and tender\" \"\u266a Why don't you want to stay here suspended\" \"\u266a In the dead arms of a year that has ended?\" \"' \u266a\" \"I'm gonna take a shower.\" \"Okay.\" \"Okay.\" \"Last night was amazing.\" \"And this morning.\" \"(DOOR CLOSING)\" \"ELLIE:\" \"Do you think you could grow old in New York?\" \"I'm not gonna get old.\" \"Getting old looks so tiring.\" \"I know.\" \"You just, like, wake up in the morning and have to figure out what to do in between meals.\" \"I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.\" \"I'm gonna get an old Jaguar XK-E, completely restored.\" \"And then I'm gonna eat a ton of acid.\" \"Like, so much acid that if you went to go see Cirque du Soleil, you'd think you were in Connecticut.\" \"(LAUGHING)\" \"And then I'm gonna speed up the West Side Highway, as fast as a car can go, crash through the divider, and careen off into the Hudson.\" \"In slow-motion, of course.\" \"Of course.\" \"And that would be it.\" \"My death, premeditated.\" \"Okay.\" \"I mean, here's what's actually gonna happen.\" \"What?\" \"You'll be 70 years old.\" \"So you'll think you're going 150, but actually you're going 25 at best, 15 at worst.\" \"You can't see, so the acid you think you're eating will actually be an errant Lipitor.\" \"You're going to forget what you were doing in the car in the first place, bump into the divider, wet yourself, ruin the car, lose your license, and your dignity in one fell swoop.\" \"And then you're gonna be ushered off into some rest home, where you have to wake up in the mornings, and figure out what the hell to do in between meals.\" \"You know, you don't have to be right about everything all the time?\" \"DANIEL:\" \"How's Ellie?\" \"(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)\" \"What do you mean?\" \"What do you mean what do I mean?\" \"Nothing.\" \"What are you talking about?\" \"(CHUCKLES) What are you talking about?\" \"So?\" \"What's up?\" \"Nothing.\" \"Where's Chelsea?\" \"What do you mean?\" \"I mean, where is Chelsea is what I mean.\" \"I gotta talk to you about Chelsea.\" \"ALL:\" \"Oh!\" \"What's going on?\" \"Why are you so happy?\" \"Yeah?\" \"I can't be happy to see my two best friends?\" \"That's not a happy-to-see-your- two-best-friends face.\" \"No?\" \"What is going on?\" \"You're girl happy.\" \"Look at me.\" \"Did you bone again?\" \"You boned again, didn't you?\" \"No.\" \"What are you...\" \"Did you?\" \"No.\" \"That's ridiculous.\" \"Can you stop looking at me like that?\" \"You're a fucking animal!\" \"Yes, you did!\" \"Did you?\" \"Did you?\" \"Hmm?\" \"Who was it?\" \"Glasses girl?\" \"Was it?\" \"Glasses girl.\" \"Was it?\" \"BOTH:\" \"Hey!\" \"Oh!\" \"Wow.\" \"Mikey.\" \"It's the beginning of a beautiful roster, buddy.\" \"Yeah, man.\" \"I'm proud of you.\" \"I'm proud of you.\" \"Thank you.\" \"I'm also proud of you.\" \"(CELL PHONE RINGING) Your phone is ringing.\" \"Are you going to answer that?\" \"No.\" \"Mmm.\" \"You should.\" \"It might be a hot lonely girl looking to talk to me, but she has your number.\" \"(RINGING CONTINUES)\" \"No.\" \"It's Ellie.\" \"No, it's not.\" \"I can read it.\" \"It's right there on the bar.\" \"It says, \"Ellie.\" See that?\" \"I'll get it later.\" \"That's real mature.\" \"Yeah.\" \"You should answer it, because she's your girlfriend.\" \"It's...\" \"Yeah.\" \"My girlfriend.\" \"(CELL PHONE RINGI.G. MIKEY:\" \"Oh, shit.\" \"She's calling again.\" \"Back to back?\" \"Answer that phone!\" \"She might need you to pick up diapers!\" \"Or, like, tampons, or something like that.\" \"I'm out with you guys.\" \"I'm not fucking answering it.\" \"Well, I'm gonna answer it.\" \"I wish I wasn't.\" \"Hey, Ellie!\" \"What's up?\" \"No, it's Daniel.\" \"It's Jason's best man.\" \"He just crossed a line.\" \"It's his best man friend.\" \"Best man?\" \"What are you talking about?\" \"Uh-huh.\" \"Yeah.\" \"All right.\" \"Here he is.\" \"Here he is.\" \"Hi.\" \"Hi.\" \"Hello.\" \"All strong arm-y.\" \"You wanna strong arm me?\" \"He gets so angry.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Hello?\" \"I can hear you.\" \"Ellie?\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"What?\" \"What's up?\" \"Her dad just died.\" \"Her dad died.\" \"You have to.\" \"It's not even a question.\" \"You have to show up at that funeral.\" \"If I set foot anywhere near that funeral, then we're dating.\" \"Then don't go, dude.\" \"What the fuck are you talking about?\" \"If he doesn't want to go to the funeral, why should he go to the funeral?\" \"Are you not a human being?\" \"Do you not have a soul?\" \"Technically, she didn't even invite me.\" \"Technically?\" \"She has to invite you to a funeral?\" \"Yeah.\" \"What, he's supposed to show up and say,\" \"\"Hey.\" \"I'm Jason.\" \"I'm actually fucking the dead guy's daughter\"?\" \"What're you talking about?\" \"If anything, I'm just gonna be a distraction.\" \"It's like...\" \"It's better than being an asshole.\" \"Okay?\" \"It's better than being an asshole.\" \"(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)\" \"I know.\" \"I wish I could be home, too.\" \"Next year.\" \"I promise.\" \"But happy Thanksgiving.\" \"I miss you, too.\" \"Tell Dad I say hello.\" \"I love you, too.\" \"Yeah, no.\" \"Take your time.\" \"Take your time.\" \"I'll be here.\" \"Finishing up.\" \"Ah, yeah.\" \"Here.\" \"That's set.\" \"(KNOCKING ON DOOR)\" \"Oh!\" \"Hey.\" \"I'm so glad you came.\" \"You look great.\" \"You look great.\" \"Nice flowers.\" \"Thank you.\" \"They're not for you.\" \"They're for your grandma.\" \"Grandma.\" \"There you go.\" \"I picked them myself on the way over.\" \"No big deal.\" \"God.\" \"She is so sweet.\" \"I see where you get your looks from.\" \"Shameless of you.\" \"Yeah.\" \"What?\" \"I'm not trying to have sex with your grandma.\" \"Ew.\" \"Gross.\" \"Unless you think she's into it.\" \"Don't think she's...\" \"Then maybe I will.\" \"Grandma!\" \"Don't...\" \"He may be into it.\" \"I'm just kidding.\" \"All right.\" \"I'm just saying.\" \"Like, in two generations I could be responsible for making you again.\" \"Okay.\" \"It's called science.\" \"It's called disgusting.\" \"So are Mikey and Jason coming?\" \"No, I don't think they're gonna make it this year.\" \"Oh, babe, I'm so sorry.\" \"I know I'm late.\" \"Traffic was awful.\" \"It's a holiday.\" \"(SIGHS) Hi.\" \"Oh, the turkey looks beautiful!\" \"And you got the red I like.\" \"I made everything just how you like it.\" \"I know you did.\" \"Mmm.\" \"This red is so smooth.\" \"I don't know.\" \"It feels a little off balance to me.\" \"Yeah?\" \"What do you mean?\" \"I don't know.\" \"Like something doesn't belong.\" \"Maybe it needs to breathe a little.\" \"It has, like, a chocolate undertone.\" \"Maybe you're just reacting to that flavor.\" \"Or maybe 'cause you're still fucking Harold.\" \"I can't tell.\" \"You know his jacket is still in the closet?\" \"It's a great jacket.\" \"Why's it in the fucking closet?\" \"Can we please just enjoy this?\" \"I've been trying to pretend that things haven't changed.\" \"Things have changed.\" \"Then what are we doing?\" \"What are we doing?\" \"We're having fun.\" \"I don't know.\" \"\"I don't know\"?\" \"That's it?\" \"\"I don't know\"?\" \"We had everything we wanted.\" \"A great apartment.\" \"A great job.\" \"You're making partner in a year.\" \"I'm in the ER.\" \"We checked each other's boxes!\" \"Why didn't we ever talk about kids?\" \"It's because neither of us saw that future and you know that's true.\" \"Maybe I should go.\" \"(DOOR CLOSES)\" \"(SIGHS)\" \"I just need to hear you say it.\" \"Just say it.\" \"I don't love you anymore.\" \"(CHIMES)\" \"So, I said to Paul, after our first lunch downtown,\" \"I thought you two would be perfect for one another.\" \"Mom.\" \"Susan, to be honest, I feel like I'd be perfect with anybody.\" \"You know, for your daughter, it was just right place at the right time.\" \"Aw!\" \"You know, like working at Google.\" \"You've got a job at Google?\" \"No.\" \"I was just...\" \"You know, that's not...\" \"Possible.\" \"Right.\" \"Daddy, Daniel was actually just telling Mom that he was too good for me.\" \"No.\" \"Daniel wasn't.\" \"Was that right?\" \"Now there, you're...\" \"Well, you're taking it out of context, sir.\" \"It's the other way around.\" \"I'm very lucky.\" \"Well, calm down, Daniel.\" \"We know you're not too good for Chelsea.\" \"Paul?\" \"Dad?\" \"And well, we are very happy to have you here.\" \"I've got 3 grand on the Cowboys.\" \"I could use a drinking buddy.\" \"Yeah, I'd love a drink right now.\" \"Let's get a drink!\" \"Okay, great.\" \"You scared them away.\" \"Thanks.\" \"What?\" \"(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)\" \"(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)\" \"Oh.\" \"I have wanted to rip your clothes off ever since you walked into this party.\" \"Oh, my God, Grandma!\" \"Your hands smell like stuffing!\" \"Wait, wait.\" \"I don't know.\" \"Should we do this right now?\" \"What, you're gonna say no to sex?\" \"No.\" \"I love sex.\" \"I love sex with you.\" \"But I'm saying, like, 'cause your family's out there and stuff.\" \"Oh, yeah.\" \"And your dad is kind of...\" \"You know what?\" \"Maybe stop being such a pussy.\" \"Okay.\" \"(BOTH MOANING)\" \"(DOOR CLOSING)\" \"(WHISPERING) Did you lock the door?\" \"(WHISPERING) I think so.\" \"You think so or you know so?\" \"You came in after me.\" \"You should have locked it.\" \"Shh!\" \"Quiet.\" \"(URINATING)\" \"I think it's your grandma.\" \"She's coming for me.\" \"I knew I shouldn't have given her those flowers.\" \"She's coming for me.\" \"Jesus.\" \"What the fuck?\" \"Okay.\" \"Hey.\" \"Oh, my God!\" \"Hey, dude.\" \"What the fuck are you doing in here?\" \"Don't look at my fucking dick, man!\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"You guys are fucking?\" \"It doesn't mean what you think it means.\" \"CHELSEA:\" \"Oh, it doesn't?\" \"It doesn't?\" \"No.\" \"It doesn't mean that.\" \"Oh, what does our relationship mean to you, Daniel?\" \"Relationship?\" \"You guys are in a relationship?\" \"You didn't tell him?\" \"You told me you told him!\" \"You fucking lied to me.\" \"What I should have said in this situation was that I didn't.\" \"Oh, of course.\" \"I didn't tell him.\" \"Jesus Christ, Daniel.\" \"We're not dating, okay?\" \"If that's what...\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"Fuck you.\" \"What the fuck?\" \"What the fuck?\" \"What the fuck?\" \"What the fuck is right!\" \"What are you doing here?\" \"Jesus!\" \"Does no one in this house look a door?\" \"Where are you coming from?\" \"I was with Vera.\" \"What the fuck?\" \"What the fuck?\" \"Your ex-wife?\" \"Why were you with Vera?\" \"'Cause I was trying to work it out.\" \"But it's over now.\" \"MIKEY:\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"Hey, man.\" \"Do not hug me with no pants on.\" \"Bring it here.\" \"Do not hug me with no pants on.\" \"You're right.\" \"Respect.\" \"Respect.\" \"What were you doing trying to work it out with Vera?\" \"Because that's what I do, Jason.\" \"I try to make things work.\" \"But you wouldn't know anything about that 'cause you always playing shit safe.\" \"No.\" \"Because we had a deal.\" \"We were staying single.\" \"CHELSEA:\" \"Wait.\" \"Single?\" \"It's a long story.\" \"We'll talk about it later.\" \"I didn't go to a funeral.\" \"You both lied to me\" \"I did that for you.\" \"I did that for both of you.\" \"Wait, wait, wait.\" \"You didn't do any of this shit for us.\" \"You do everything for you.\" \"You want us to be just like Jason.\" \"And I can't think of anything I want more than to be nothing like you.\" \"Your wife fucked some other dude and you're mad at me.\" \"Whoa, man.\" \"You wanna say that again?\" \"She might still be fucking this dude.\" \"Oh!\" \"Stop it.\" \"You guys, stop it!\" \"Get the fuck out!\" \"Stop.\" \"Come on, man.\" \"Your dick is touching me, man!\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"You know what?\" \"Fuck you guys!\" \"I can go back to my life!\" \"My roster, my fun!\" \"All my shit!\" \"And do it without you!\" \"Okay?\" \"We weren't getting into relationships!\" \"That was the deal!\" \"It really wasn't about anything other than having my two best friends and I back together again.\" \"That was it.\" \"Now look at the shit you guys are in!\" \"You're a sad man.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Fuck you, Mikey.\" \"Oh, wow.\" \"Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.\" \"Such a special time of year.\" \"(STILL LIFE PLAYING)\" \"\u266a Under a sky no one sees\" \"\u266a Waiting, watching it happening\" \"\u266a Don't hurry Give it time\" \"\u266a Things are the way they have to be\" \"\u266a Slow down Give it time\" \"\u266a Still life You know I'm listening\" \"\u266a The moment that you want is coming if you give it time\" \"\u266a When you wake up When you wake up\" \"\u266a You Will find me\" \"\u266a When you wake up When you wake up\" \"\u266a You will find me \u266a\" \"Ellie?\" \"Hey.\" \"Hey, look, I'd love to.\" \"Love to what?\" \"Get a coffee.\" \"Talk for a few hours.\" \"Get a drink after.\" \"Maybe some tequila?\" \"Jason.\" \"What?\" \"Is that not what you just said?\" \"I could have sworn I just heard you say that you wanted to...\" \"Jason.\" \"What?\" \"You weren't there for me.\" \"On a day when I really, really needed you.\" \"And being there for someone when they need you?\" \"That's all relationships are, Jason.\" \"That's all they are.\" \"You okay?\" \"Yeah, I'm fine.\" \"I just can't...\" \"Can't stop thinking about what she's doing.\" \"Like, when I'm not there.\" \"I know what the couch looks like at her place.\" \"I just can't stop imagining the different people that are all sitting on it.\" \"A guy.\" \"A different guy.\" \"A new guy.\" \"Just every guy but me.\" \"Sitting on that couch.\" \"Well, it sounds to me like you just need to get laid.\" \"(BOTH MOANING)\" \"I know this is gonna sound crazy.\" \"Then don't say it.\" \"No.\" \"This is gonna sound even more crazy, given the new information.\" \"Shh.\" \"No, listen.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"I can't do this.\" \"Wow.\" \"What?\" \"I'm just still getting over someone.\" \"Come on.\" \"You're gonna go full-girl with it?\" \"I think I made a terrible mistake.\" \"I know I can be selfish, arrogant, distant and emotionally retarded.\" \"I'm just gonna stop you right there because whatever it is that you're doing right now is not what we do.\" \"I just needed somebody to talk to.\" \"Jason?\" \"Don't you have any friends?\" \"(DOOR CLOSING)\" \"These actually do go together.\" \"Didn't see that coming.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"I know.\" \"I just...\" \"I don't know, to be honest, I'm having so much fun hanging out, you know, and chasing girls.\" \"And doing the thing and...\" \"\"Doing the thing\"?\" \"Yeah, I miss that.\" \"And I'm not gonna be able to do that if I'm with Chelsea.\" \"You know that.\" \"I know.\" \"Okay.\" \"Go tell her how you feel.\" \"Go make a scene.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Make a public spectacle.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Dude.\" \"Go big.\" \"Do it like the movies.\" \"Like the movies.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Like Jerry Maguire.\" \"I love that movie.\" \"I love that movie, man!\" \"So good.\" \"\"You had me at hello.\" What?\" \"Don't ever do that again.\" \"Okay?\" \"Sorry.\" \"But tell me what you love about her, man!\" \"What do you love about her?\" \"I love the way she laughs.\" \"I like the way she fake laughs when she knows that I need it.\" \"Yes.\" \"I love the way we fit together in bed.\" \"Because we're the same height, our crotches line up perfectly.\" \"That's really good.\" \"I love that about it!\" \"I mean, what are the chances, right?\" \"I love the way that she looks in the morning.\" \"Like at that exact moment when she wakes up, and her eyes just open like two little butterflies.\" \"Two little...\" \"I love that!\" \"I love that!\" \"Yeah, man.\" \"But I wouldn't go there.\" \"Yeah, I wouldn't do that.\" \"Okay.\" \"So run and tell her that.\" \"I'm gonna go.\" \"Don't go all Notebook with it.\" \"But run and tell her that.\" \"I'm doing it.\" \"Do it.\" \"I'm doing it.\" \"Do it, man.\" \"I'm going.\" \"Let's do it.\" \"I'm gonna do it!\" \"Man, you're doing it!\" \"(HORN HONKING) Oh, shit!\" \"Oh, my God!\" \"Dude?\" \"MAN:\" \"Someone call 911!\" \"You took, like, four bags of fluid.\" \"You were severely dehydrated.\" \"Oop!\" \"You need to be housebroken.\" \"(KNOCKING ON DOOR)\" \"I mean, what the hell were you doing?\" \"I was running.\" \"Why?\" \"Because I...\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"I'm really, really sorry.\" \"I was running to tell you that I'm sorry.\" \"And I should have told these guys that we were dating.\" \"From the beginning, I told him that.\" \"We tried to convince him the whole time.\" \"I want to date you, Chels.\" \"Like...\" \"Like, really date you.\" \"I want that, too.\" \"Oh!\" \"You're such an idiot.\" \"I'm out.\" \"GLASSES GIRL:\" \"I was wondering if you'd call.\" \"So?\" \"I'd love to see you.\" \"No, seriously, that took forever.\" \"(LAUGHS)\" \"I'd love to see you again.\" \"Ah!\" \"That's what I'm talking about.\" \"Honestly?\" \"Who waits that long?\" \"Yeah, that was my fault.\" \"(BOTH LAUGHING)\" \"(SIGHS)\" \"Ooh, fucking guy in the red hat.\" \"Who the fuck are you?\" \"Let's find more pictures of you.\" \"Bingo.\" \"Let's fucking look you up.\" \"Bill.\" \"What?\" \"William Matherson, restaurateur.\" \"What a piece of shit this guy is.\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"Dude.\" \"I mean, honestly, I just find it disgusting.\" \"The way that you guys embrace the single life.\" \"The women?\" \"The carousing?\" \"Carousing?\" \"Who are you?\" \"Cary Grant?\" \"You've been in a relationship all of two minutes.\" \"And he is already a righteous asshole.\" \"Guys, look, I'm just in love and shit.\" \"And I've had a lot of time to sit and realize how disgusting both of you are.\" \"Mostly you, Jason.\" \"MIKEY:\" \"What about me?\" \"You're the worst.\" \"You're pretty disgusting, too.\" \"You're gross.\" \"I'm a killer.\" \"What the...\" \"Did you...\" \"Did you post a funny video on Ellie's wall?\" \"No.\" \"Yes, you did, because I'm looking at it right now, Jason!\" \"What is it, funny cute?\" \"Or is it just funny?\" \"It is funny cute!\" \"Jason, you pussy!\" \"You funny cute videoed her?\" \"I...\" \"Yes.\" \"I guess.\" \"I don't freaking know...\" \"I don't know what I'm doing, man.\" \"Hey, man.\" \"I think he loves her.\" \"I think that's love!\" \"It sounds like love to me.\" \"I don't know, man.\" \"I don't know.\" \"Maybe I do.\" \"MIKEY:\" \"What do you mean, you don't know?\" \"Well, then you have to tell her.\" \"DANIEL:\" \"You have to.\" \"It'll be funny cute.\" \"Maybe I should tell her.\" \"Which is right up your alley.\" \"You love that shit.\" \"Ha, ha, ha.\" \"Asshole.\" \"I don't even know where to...\" \"What's she doing?\" \"Let's stop by her place.\" \"Where's she at right now?\" \"Third Tuesday of the month.\" \"She's at one of her readings.\" \"Whoa.\" \"That...\" \"That was some stalker shit.\" \"That's creepy.\" \"It's creepy that you know that.\" \"MIKEY:\" \"I mean, does anybody go?\" \"No!\" \"Nobody ever goes.\" \"DANIEL:\" \"Nobody ever shows up?\" \"Nobody.\" \"Well, then, you are going to be the guy who shows up.\" \"AUTHOR: \"We pounded along, my father's hand on top of the wheel.\"\" \"Nobody ever shows up.\" \"Yeah.\" \"\"I watched the bats crackle and plunge against the sky.\"\" \"\"They never knew here.\"\" \"\"They only knew the echo of there.\"\" \"Thank you.\" \"Thank you, Ray Floreson.\" \"I have to do something.\" \"ELLIE:\" \"Does anybody have any questions?\" \"What should I do?\" \"Something.\" \"Yeah.\" \"I have something that I would like to read.\" \"From my novel.\" \"It's not really the kind of place where you can share from your own work.\" \"Thank you very much.\" \"Honor to be here.\" \"This is good.\" \"Um...\" \"Tough act to follow.\" \"Then don't.\" \"I'm a big fan of your work.\" \"I'm so sorry.\" \"I...\" \"No.\" \"Please.\" \"(SIGHS)\" \"And then the other guy asked to buy her a drink, right as Jason walked up.\" \"And so she asked that guy,\" \"\"What happens if I enjoy the drink?\"\" \"\"What happens then?\"\" \"And he pretended not to know the answer.\" \"So she told him.\" \"She asked if they would play beer pong in that shitty bar with his friends until they headed back to his place in Murray Hill.\" \"She asked if they'd have to listen to his roommate fuck Hilary or Emily, or whatever her name was till they fell asleep.\" \"And she asked him if a year later, they'd still be there in that bar.\" \"The only difference being that now he feels pressure to get married and have kids, because he thinks that that's what she wants.\" \"And then in the summers, they would drive up to the shitty Hamptons.\" \"To meet his shitty parents.\" \"Wondering the entire ride if they'd think that she was pretty enough.\" \"Smart.\" \"Wondering the entire ride if they think she's smart enough.\" \"Because no one was.\" \"And no one ever will be.\" \"And Jason knew that now.\" \"And he would give anything to go back to that moment.\" \"The moment where they first met.\" \"Before anything went wrong.\" \"Before he didn't show up for her when she needed him most.\" \"Before he understood that being there for somebody when it's most difficult is really all that relationships are.\" \"Jason knew that now.\" \"And he was so sorry for what he had done.\" \"But Jason also realized that in that moment, he wasn't afraid, because he\" \"thought she wasn't the one.\" \"He was absolutely terrified, because he knew she was.\" \"And if she could give him just one more chance, just one more chance,\" \"she knew where to find him.\" \"JASON:\" \"It's 2:18 in the morning in the middle of February.\" \"I've been sitting on a park bench for almost four hours.\" \"I'm fucking freezing.\" \"Why am I sitting here?\" \"Why am I still sitting on this bench?\" \"(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)\" \"So?\" \"(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)\" \"(MEN LAUGHING)\" \"I didn't know you could change colors!\" \"Just stop.\" \"(COUGHS)\" \"Your dick looks like a sad giraffe.\" \"Your dick looks like a shaved hamster.\" \"Stop.\" \"Can you guys STOP?\" \"Your dick looks like my dick if it were bigger and blacker.\" \"(ALL LAUGHING)\" \"DIRECTOR:\" \"Cut!\" \"Did you friend that girl yet, Mikey?\" \"(PLATE SHATTERING)\" \"(DANIEL SINGING HAVA NAGILA)\" \"Yeah.\" \"I told that assistant at Vogue\" \"I couldn't hang out with her 'cause I was taking a shit.\" \"Whoa.\" \"Look at that fucking crazy bruise on my arm.\" \"You see that bruise?\" \"It's from fucking acting, bro.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Fuck you up.\" \"Wait, I'm fucking this up.\" \"Can we just do this one more time?\" \"DIRECTOR:\" \"Let it go.\" \"DANIEL:\" \"It's 'cause you're holding your imaginary dick the whole time.\" \"That might be it.\" \"Can I just whip it out?\" \"Mike, we all know you're a two-hander.\" \"So just, you know...\" \"Oh, shit.\" \"He knows me.\" \"That's not a nipple.\" \"That's not my...\" \"That's a fake.\" \"That's a sticker.\" \"I don't have nipples like that.\" \"So maybe I'm the best ever receiving blowjob...\" \"Ever.\" \"At receiving.\" \"Fucking mother sucker.\" \"So maybe I'm the best ever at receiving blow...\" \"DIRECTOR:\" \"There are no \"evers\" in the whole thing.\" \"What?\" \"Can we just write it on her fucking head?\" \"Maybe I'm the best ever.\" \"No.\" \"No \"ever.\"\" \"Probably gave me the best blowjob ever, in the recorded history of blowjobs.\" \"(LAUGHING)\" \"DIRECTOR: \"And she gave me perhaps the best blowjob in recorded history.\"\" \"There's no \"ever.\"\" \"(CREW LAUGHING)\" \"What are you doing?\" \"I ain't doing nothing.\" \"Yes, you are.\" \"I promise.\" \"I'm acting satisfied.\" \"Okay?\" \"Jeez.\" \"Oh, God.\" \"\"Doing the thing\"?\" \"Yeah, I miss that.\" \"And I'm not gonna be able to do that if I'm with Chelsea.\" \"I'm gonna miss, like, sharing a mouth with you.\" \"I miss that so much, man.\" \"Oh, there's the paparazzi!\" \"No way!\" \"Oh, my God!\" \"They're not even pointed at Miles!\" \"Asshole!\" \"Nobody cares about me, bro!\" \"Aw!\" \"I might be really fucked up.\" \"But I think Omar from The Wire is sitting on our couch.\" \"DIRECTOR:\" \"It's him!\" \"It's him!\" \"(ELLIE SCREAMS)\" \"(ALL CHEERING)\" \"Yes!\""} +{"text": "\"My name is Melinda Gordon.\" \"I just got married, just moved to a small town, just opened up an antique shop.\" \"I might be just like you.\" \"Except from the time that I was a little girl,\" \"I knew that I could talk to the dead.\" \"It's all right, honey.\" \"Earthbound spirits, my grandmother called them, the ones who have not crossed over because they have unfinished business with the living, and they come to me for help.\" \"To tell you my story, I have to tell you theirs.\" \" So, will you do it?\" \" No.\" \"Not fair.\" \"Now, I have told you a thousand times.\" \"I'm not telling your boss his dead, disgruntled employee put a hex on him.\" \" First of all, there's no such thing.\" \" He doesn't know that!\" \"You know, there are people waiting for you in the light.\" \"Go.\" \" You're not the boss of me.\" \" Real mature, Gary.\" \"Don't marry him, Elaine.\" \"He just wants our money.\" \"I know guys like this.\" \"Conrad.\" \"Good morning.\" \" So, did you talk to her?\" \" Your wife?\" \"Yes, my wife, at the rest home.\" \"I'm sorry, I've been really busy, but I will try to get out there this weekend.\" \"I promise.\" \"Sure, don't worry about me.\" \"I've only been dead for 50 years.\" \"I've got all the time in the world!\" \"Good morning.\" \" Hey!\" \" How you doing?\" \"Oh, you know.\" \"Same old, same old.\" \"You know, you seem suspiciously cheerful.\" \"Do I?\" \"Oh, well.\" \"I met somebody the other night.\" \"Do tell.\" \"Okay.\" \"He's a teacher at the high school, but at night he's this unbelievable spoken-word poet.\" \"You have to hear his stuff.\" \"He's handsome, he's sensitive and he's tall.\" \"Sold!\" \"Actually, he's performing tonight at this poetry slam thing in Bay Ridge.\" \" Do you wanna go?\" \" Absolutely.\" \"I want to meet the guy that has you looking like this.\" \"Like what?\" \"Like you just grabbed the gold ring on the merry-go-round.\" \"You know, like really.\" \"So should we take my car to the reading?\" \"No, I should probably drive on my own.\" \"Otherwise I'll have to double back.\" \"Okay.\" \"You have the directions, right?\" \" Yes.\" \" Okay.\" \"Evening, ma'am.\" \"There's a chill in the air tonight.\" \"That's why I have on my jacket.\" \"I'm not even gonna ask.\" \"Yeah.\" \" Okay.\" \" Okay.\" \" See you there.\" \" See you there.\" \"You.\" \" You're the one who can see us.\" \" Do I know you?\" \"It was a cemetery where...\" \"Melinda.\" \"Can you see us?\" \"No one saw what happened?\" \"There were no witnesses?\" \"I should have made her ride with me.\" \"Hey, come on, Drea, how could you know?\" \"Where is the doctor?\" \"I'm gonna need some answers.\" \"I can't just sit here.\" \"Calm down.\" \"Don't tell me to calm down.\" \"I'm her mother.\" \"I know the people at this hospital.\" \"She's gonna get the best care.\" \"Believe me.\" \"Jim.\" \"Hey.\" \"How is she?\" \"There's been some intracranial swelling.\" \"And?\" \"And she's in a light coma at the moment, but I have every hope...\" \"Doctor, I'm a nurse.\" \"He's a paramedic.\" \"You don't have to play the happy game with us.\" \"A coma is a coma.\" \"All right, Doc, what's next?\" \"What do we do now?\" \"Well, for now we monitor her vital signs carefully and wait.\" \"Hey, hey, hey.\" \"What was that?\" \"Jim?\" \"Andrea?\" \"Where is everybody?\" \"Mom, I'm scared.\" \"Come on, dear.\" \"We'll go into it together.\" \"Mel.\" \"Hear me.\" \"Don't leave me.\" \"Don't leave me.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"Grandma, I can't.\" \"Not yet.\" \"That's all right, dear.\" \"All in good time.\" \"Jim.\" \" I saw it.\" \" What?\" \"I saw the light.\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"Guys, this is ridiculous.\" \"I rested for a week in the hospital.\" \"I'm fine.\" \"Oh, yeah?\" \"Really?\" \"What happened the night you fell?\" \" Do you remember?\" \" Not exactly.\" \"Where's Homer?\" \"Homer?\" \"Who's Homer?\" \" He's our dog.\" \" Sort of.\" \"Actually, he's a ghost dog.\" \"A ghost dog?\" \"How cute.\" \"I bet you are hungry after that hospital food.\" \"I'm gonna fix you a nice breakfast.\" \" What is with her?\" \" I don't know.\" \"She's so cheerful.\" \"What happened to the woman who couldn't bear to hear about ghosts?\" \"She is freaking me out.\" \"Well, she did stay up all night in the hospital wondering if she'd ever talk to her daughter again.\" \"That would make anybody cheerful.\" \"Where are you going?\" \"Wait, no, no.\" \"Go back.\" \"No, come on.\" \"Hey...\" \" Well, that's funny.\" \" What?\" \" Gary's not out there.\" \" Remind me.\" \"He wants me to tell his boss...\" \"Oh, yeah, there's a hex on him.\" \"Right.\" \"Yeah, well, he's been out there every morning since he died a few months ago.\" \"Well, maybe he gave up.\" \"No, he's not the giving-up type.\" \"And you know what's weird is I have not seen one ghost in a whole week.\" \"Maybe they're just being considerate.\" \"Ghosts are a lot of things.\" \"Considerate is not one of them.\" \" Coffee or tea, darling?\" \" Coffee.\" \"Apparently a lot of things are weird.\" \"You know, when I go back to work tomorrow...\" \"Whoa, whoa, whoa.\" \"No, no, no.\" \"No going back to work.\" \" You just got out of the hospital.\" \" I'm fine.\" \"Besides, that week I was in the hospital was the most boring month of my life.\" \"Boredom is underrated.\" \"Boredom is boring, okay?\" \"And you can't stop me, so don't even try.\" \" Three days a week.\" \" No.\" \" Half-days.\" \"That's my final offer.\" \" Or what?\" \"Or I will withhold my husbandly attention.\" \"You don't mean that.\" \" Give me strength.\" \" You don't mean that.\" \" Now, now...\" \" Ah, all right, fine.\" \"Half-days.\" \"She gave in to my superior will.\" \"Yeah, but my first half-day starts today.\" \"Come on.\" \"What are you gonna do?\" \"It's a Sunday.\" \"Open mail.\" \"Smell the lotions.\" \"You really do love this place, don't you?\" \"I do.\" \"It's beautiful.\" \"Look, the rain has washed everything so clean.\" \"Mel?\" \" This is definitely weird.\" \" What?\" \"The regulars are gone.\" \" The regulars?\" \" Yeah, the cranky guy, the boy pushing the thing.\" \"Rancher on a horse.\" \"What, do you really see that many ghosts from other times?\" \"Sure.\" \"I just block them out.\" \"Oh, you know who that is?\" \"That's Mr Keeler.\" \"Gary's boss.\" \"Oh, the guy with a hex on him, huh?\" \"He doesn't really have a hex on him.\" \"Mr Keeler!\" \" You all right?\" \" No!\" \"First these punks deface my property.\" \"Now the building's falling apart.\" \"Just one piece of bad luck after another.\" \"What?\" \"Honey?\" \"Gary's up there.\" \"He has to be.\" \"Gary, you come down here and show yourself right now!\" \" Honey, honey, calm down.\" \" No, this is crazy.\" \"Why can't I see him?\" \"He was just up there.\" \"He made the thing come down.\" \"What if it's me?\" \"Think about it.\" \"I haven't seen one ghost since the accident, not even in the hospital.\" \"What if the ghosts are really here, right in front of me, and I just can't see them any more?\" \"Come on.\" \"It's all right.\" \"You're gonna be all right.\" \"You're telling me you don't see a single ghost?\" \"It's so weird.\" \"I've seen ghosts all my life.\" \"I mean, it's bizarre to know that they're out there and not be able to communicate with them.\" \"How do you think this happened?\" \"The accident, I guess.\" \"Some people lose their sense of smell.\" \"I lose my gift.\" \" You think it's gonna come back?\" \" God, I hope so.\" \"Jim seems relieved though.\" \"Maybe he's happy you're alive.\" \"Still, I don't think I should tell him how much the whole thing bugs me.\" \"I don't know.\" \"I just look around, and everything looks so empty.\" \"I don't know how people live like this.\" \"I'm doing all right.\" \"Thank you very much.\" \"Oh, yeah.\" \"The poet.\" \"Yes, the poet.\" \"Ashton.\" \"Right, I never got to meet him.\" \"You know, actually he has another poetry slam thing coming up right across the square.\" \"Good.\" \"I will be there for sure this time.\" \"Melinda?\" \"I hope you recognise me.\" \"Of course.\" \"Diane, hi!\" \"How are you?\" \"Question is, how are you?\" \"Oh, everything's...\" \"It's fine.\" \"You remember Andrea?\" \"Yes.\" \"Good to see you again.\" \"Could I...\" \" Could I have a minute?\" \" Sure.\" \"It's my niece.\" \"Her boyfriend died last week.\" \"It was very sudden.\" \"I'm so sorry.\" \"Please sit.\" \" It's hot.\" \" Thank you.\" \"I'm not exactly sure how to say this.\" \"You remember how sceptical I was when you brought me together with my boy, Jason?\" \"Sometimes it takes a leap of faith.\" \"Caitlin is acting strange.\" \"She sees things and hears things.\" \"She's...\" \"So you think she's being haunted by her boyfriend?\" \"Thank you for not making me say it.\" \"So you want me to talk to the boy's spirit?\" \"Or let Caitlin speak to him through you.\" \"I think it will give her peace.\" \"Diane, I'm going through something right now that I don't really understand yet.\" \"My gift is not very strong at the moment and I'm not seeing...\" \"Melinda.\" \"My brother, he doesn't understand what she's going through.\" \"And their relationship is strained.\" \"If you could just talk to her, just let her know that she's...\" \"She's not crazy.\" \"Your aunt said that you've been having a rough time.\" \"She said you talked to my cousin Jason after he was already dead.\" \"Yes, I did.\" \"Are you some sort of psychic or something?\" \"No.\" \"It's different.\" \"Is Brian here now?\" \"Can you see him?\" \"No.\" \"I hear his heartbeat all the time, even when I'm sleeping.\" \"And in my dreams I can see him and he's trying to tell me something.\" \"Can you help me?\" \"I hope so.\" \"Is that him?\" \"I think I might have seen him.\" \"Really?\" \"Where?\" \"Tell me more about him.\" \"Brian?\" \"Brian was fantastic.\" \"No one ever thought he would go out with anybody like me.\" \"But from the minute Brian and I sat next to each other in chem class, we just clicked.\" \"At first I thought he just liked me because I helped him understand chemistry.\" \"And then I realised he really liked me for me.\" \"Homecoming was two weeks away, and finally he admitted he didn\"t want to go because he couldn\"t dance.\" \"And I said that was silly.\" \"I mean, no one can dance really.\" \"You just Kind of move back and forth.\" \"So I made a deal.\" \"I would go watch him practise football, he would take me to the dance.\" \"And it was the day of homecoming, and I had just picked up my dress, and I was so excited.\" \"She was cheerleader pretty.\" \"Just the Kind of girl that you would expect him to be with.\" \"It felt like my heart was going to explode, like I\"d die on the spot.\" \"And Brian Kept calling.\" \"I Knew I had to face him.\" \" Caitlin, I need to talk to you.\" \" Hey, Brian, get over here!\" \"I guess I was hoping for something to happen that would make things different.\" \"And then it did.\" \"Hut.\" \"Hut!\" \"There\"s a place in the heart, and if you hit it hard enough, at just the right spot, it stops beating.\" \"I Knew even before I saw him he was gone.\" \"He's in shock.\" \"And I went under the bleachers to cry\" \"\"cause I didn\"t want anyone to see me.\" \"I just couldn\"t believe that he was gone.\" \"I couldn't get that look on his face out of my head.\" \"And then I realised I would never know what he wanted to tell me.\" \"Was he gonna be honest?\" \"Was he gonna lie?\" \"Was he breaking up with me?\" \"I thought he loved me.\" \"I mean, I thought that I was the one.\" \"It's okay.\" \"Caitlin.\" \"Hey.\" \"What do you want?\" \"I guess I just want to know if he's out there and if he really loved me, and if he didn't, I want to know what I did wrong.\" \"I dreamt about him.\" \"I saw this tiger come charging towards me.\" \"That was the name of their team.\" \"The Tigers.\" \"And you saw the jersey?\" \"I think I saw Brian, too.\" \"Right before I had the accident.\" \"My heart broke for her.\" \"Losing your first love like that so suddenly.\" \"So this is where it happened?\" \"Yeah.\" \"I thought if I came back here, I might pick up something.\" \"Like a feeling.\" \"Anything.\" \" And?\" \" Nothing.\" \"At least not...\" \"Wait.\" \"No.\" \" No!\" \" Caitlin!\" \" What?\" \"What is it?\" \" It's breathing.\" \"What's breathing?\" \"What?\" \"The ball was breathing.\" \"It was, it was there!\" \"And the heartbeat, it just kept getting louder and louder.\" \"Oh, my God, I'm going crazy.\" \"Aunt Diane, it was Brian, I know it was.\" \"It's like he's dying all over again.\" \"That was a great night out.\" \" Yeah, the food was great.\" \" Not just the food.\" \" The peace.\" \" What do you mean?\" \"Remember that one restaurant we had to leave because the dead chef kept yelling about how bad the living shift was?\" \" We could barely get a bite.\" \" Oh, right.\" \"You're not fooling anybody, you know.\" \"What do you mean?\" \"Look, I know how miserable this makes you, losing your gift.\" \"Why are you pretending it doesn't?\" \"Because I thought it would make you happy.\" \"You know, to have a normal wife that you don't have to worry about all the time.\" \"I thought it would be a relief.\" \"Look.\" \"I worry, I admit it.\" \"But I would rather have all the worry in the world than to see the light go out of your eyes.\" \"You can tell me how you really feel.\" \"I can't take it.\" \"How does a person just lose a piece of themselves like this?\" \"You know, making contacts with spirits, it's what I did, it's how I helped people.\" \"And now I feel like I just don't know who I am any more.\" \"I tried to help this poor girl talk to her dead boyfriend, and I just feel like a big fake.\" \" I do.\" \" No.\" \"Give it time.\" \"People change, huh?\" \"It's what life is.\" \"And that's what we have to make room for.\" \"I'll tell you one thing that'll never change.\" \"That's what gets me through.\" \"I know, it was my day off and I suddenly realised\" \"I have never seen your shop before.\" \"Isn't that ridiculous?\" \"I hope you don't mind me popping in like this.\" \"No, Mom, of course not.\" \"It's just a surprise.\" \"Well, it's a surprise for me, too.\" \"I've been looking back over these past few years, and I realised I have become completely housebound and I didn't even know it.\" \"Oh, this place is absolutely adorable.\" \"You girls do this all by yourself?\" \"Mom, are you taking something?\" \"Taking something?\" \"Yeah, like a mood stabiliser.\" \"No, I'm just...\" \"I'm feeling really well lately.\" \"Even my migraines are completely gone.\" \"Excuse me, I'm looking for something in a pastel\" \" to go with my eyes.\" \" Right on time.\" \"Come on now.\" \"Only a fool would be late for lunch with you.\" \"You must be Ashton.\" \"Yes.\" \"Ashton Belluso this is Melinda Gordon and her mom, Beth.\" \"Hello.\" \"Did she tell you that we're going to your slam poetry thing tomorrow night?\" \"Yes, she did and I'm flattered, but I just hope that I don't fall off the stage.\" \"Trust me, he owns the stage.\" \"We're gonna go to lunch at Lento's.\" \"Really nice to meet you.\" \"Nice to meet you too, Melinda.\" \"Mrs Gordon.\" \"Bye.\" \"What a lovely young man.\" \"So nice to see two people so happy together.\" \"You know, you have a very interesting definition of half-day.\" \"Well, I had to entertain my mother for an hour.\" \"Then I needed an hour to come down from it.\" \"And then yet another wistful hour trying to figure out why she couldn't be this happy when I was 13.\" \"Well, better late than never.\" \"True.\" \"See you tomorrow.\" \" Half-day.\" \" Yeah, yeah.\" \"Half!\" \" There you go.\" \" Thanks.\" \"I don't think you want to do this, Caitlin.\" \" Where did you come from?\" \" I work across the street.\" \"Look, will you please just leave me alone?\" \"Sure.\" \"You just suck that whole bottle down and then drive yourself home.\" \"It works for me.\" \"Fine.\" \"Have the car.\" \"Hey.\" \"Hey.\" \"I know you're in pain.\" \"No, you don't know anything!\" \"I just want it all to stop.\" \"Well, that's not the way to erase it.\" \"Well, it's worth a try.\" \"You know, you have people that love you.\" \"Your aunt, your father.\" \"My father doesn't love me.\" \"He hates me because I remind him of my mom.\" \"Your Aunt Diane loves you, and she lost her son.\" \"Do you really wanna go breaking her heart by hurting yourself, too?\" \" I just feel so empty.\" \" I know.\" \"I thought Brian was trying to reach me, and now I just think I'm going crazy.\" \"Hey, you're not.\" \"He's out there.\" \"I believe that.\" \"Well, where is he?\" \"Aunt Diane said you could show me.\" \"I need to talk to him.\" \" I can't do that.\" \" Why not?\" \"Because something's happened to me.\" \"I stopped seeing them, and I don't know why.\" \"But you know, sometimes you just have to go on faith 'cause that's what I'm going on right now.\" \"Why don't you just face the fact they're not out there?\" \"There's nothing out there but nightmares and bad memories.\" \"That's not true.\" \"Yes, it is, and you might have fooled my Aunt Diane, but you're not gonna fool me.\" \"You're a big fake and I'm onto you.\" \"So why don't you just get out of here and leave me alone?\" \"Thank you for doing this.\" \"Hey, any friend of my sister's...\" \"So you're hearing a rattle?\" \"All the time?\" \"No, just sometimes.\" \"Maybe it's the muffler or something.\" \"I really enjoyed meeting your daughter, Caitlin.\" \"Oh, yeah?\" \"Well, you didn't have any luck figuring out what was wrong with her, did you?\" \"It's not that simple, I guess.\" \"I'm not surprised.\" \"She won't talk to me.\" \"She won't talk to Diane.\" \"Still, she does need your support.\" \"Caitlin doesn't look to me for support.\" \"She looks right through me, you want to know the truth.\" \"Mr Emerson, you may think that this is none of my business, but the one thing that I did find out about Caitlin is that she is very troubled, and she doesn't feel like she can talk to you about it.\" \"She thinks that you connect her with her mother and dislike her for it.\" \"She told you that?\" \"I can't get two words out of her.\" \"She told you all that.\" \"She's grieving, Mr Emerson.\" \"She just lost somebody that she loved.\" \"I know something about loss myself, Ms Gordon.\" \"My wife left me when Caitlin was two.\" \"I had to raise her all by myself.\" \"I provided for her, and I kept her safe.\" \"She's my little girl, and now she looks at me...\" \"She looks at me like she hates me.\" \"She looks at me like she can't wait to leave me, too.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"Nothing wrong with your car, is there?\" \"Have a nice day.\" \"Adam, a little compassi\u00f3n.\" \"Caitlin has had a traumatic experience, and sometimes shock can cause unusual behaviour.\" \"We've just got to show her that we're here for her and that we care.\" \"You're a good sister.\" \"I don't know what I'd do if you weren't here.\" \"This is way beyond me.\" \"Melinda Gordon has a very special gift.\" \"She helped me with Jason.\" \"I believe she can help Caitlin, too.\" \"Hope to hell you're right.\" \"I'm okay.\" \"I'm okay.\" \"I'm okay.\" \" Brian!\" \" Caitlin!\" \"Caitlin, what's the matter?\" \"What's the matter, honey?\" \"Everything's gonna be all right.\" \"All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.\" \"Okay, now it's time for a poetry lounge favourite.\" \"Writes some powerful stuff that I know y'all are gonna enjoy.\" \"So please put your hands together for my dawg,\" \"Ashton Belluso, y'all!\" \"Give it up for Ashton, man.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Thank you.\" \"It's good to be here.\" \"Like to say hello to two of my friends.\" \"This poem is called Agera.\" \"The wind is weirdly warm It pulls and it rips\" \"Departing spirits struggle with the silver coils of fog\" \"Tormented souls are easy prey still being haunted by what might have been\" \"The young and the passionate resist the best\" \"Sometimes for days\" \"The peaceful are immune\" \"But who amongst us are in tune with that kind of peace?\" \"The man is laughing\" \"Stand back and watch the hordes of these conflicted souls perform their final unconflicted act\" \"You have no choice\" \"That's what I'm talking about!\" \"One more time, man, for Ashton Belluso.\" \"Wow!\" \"Andrea, so what did you think?\" \"It was crazy good.\" \" You liked it.\" \" I loved it.\" \"Oh, it was so powerful.\" \"Don't you think, Melinda?\" \"I don't understand.\" \"Where did you get that?\" \"Get what?\" \"The part about the departing ghosts getting pulled away.\" \"The silvery fog and everything.\" \"Oh, this crazy dream I had the other night.\" \"There were these two dark figures in some kind of mass exodus.\" \"I don't know.\" \"I just write what comes to me, you know?\" \"So, look, I got to stay.\" \"One of my students is going up and I promised I'd listen.\" \" So I'll see you later?\" \" See you later.\" \" All right.\" \" Okay.\" \"I think he's a sensitive.\" \" What?\" \" A sensitive.\" \"My grandma told me about them.\" \"I've only met one or two before.\" \"They're people that are somehow in tune with the larger picture.\" \"And they get a feeling about something before it even happens.\" \"Wow, I'm dating a sensitive.\" \"You know what?\" \"Ashton's dream?\" \"I've seen it, in real life.\" \"No way!\" \"The day I got into my accident, there was a ghost family in the road and I stopped to try and help them, but they got whisked away just like Ashton said.\" \"How can he see them in a dream, and I can't find Brian to save my life?\" \"I mean, it's not fair.\" \"I just wish that my grandmother was here so I could...\" \"What?\" \"I know who I'm gonna have to talk to about this.\" \"It's delicious.\" \"I don't know.\" \"For some reason, everything is tasting so much better to me lately.\" \"Do you know why that is?\" \"No, I don't, but whatever it is, I'm not gonna question it.\" \"I wonder.\" \"I know that you don't like it when I bring up the spirit world...\" \"Haven't seen a one.\" \"Haven't heard a thing.\" \" Nothing?\" \" No.\" \"Blessed silence.\" \"Interesting.\" \"I haven't either for about a week now.\" \"Really?\" \"Oh, this is wonderful.\" \"You must be so happy.\" \"No, Mom, I'm not.\" \"I know, I know.\" \"You embrace your gift.\" \"Melinda, you can say this till the cows come home.\" \" But aren't you just a little bit relieved?\" \" No.\" \"Maybe it's like allergies, you know.\" \"You grow out of it.\" \"You always had migraines, right?\" \"Because you were trying to suppress the visions, the sounds.\" \"But your headaches are gone now.\" \"What if there aren't any visions or sounds to suppress?\" \"What if the spirits themselves have just vanished?\" \"Couldn't be.\" \"They're all around us, always.\" \"That is what is so annoying about them.\" \"Do you really feel annoyed, Mom?\" \"Because to me you've never seemed so light-hearted.\" \"Does it really seem likely that we would both lose our gift at the same time?\" \"So what are you saying?\" \"They've gone somewhere else?\" \"I don't know.\" \"Maybe.\" \"Yeah.\" \"For good?\" \"I hope not.\" \"Okay, this is all good.\" \"But I don't want you to overdo it just 'cause you feel good.\" \"Let's remember you suffered a head trauma, so the slightest symptom and you tell Jim right away.\" \"There isn't anything I don't tell Jim.\" \"Is that really true that you tell Jim everything?\" \" Yeah, why?\" \" I'm surprised, I guess.\" \"I never told your father about my visions.\" \"I was afraid it would be too disturbing.\" \"Of course he ended up leaving me anyway, so, so much for my instincts on that one.\" \"You never talk about him.\" \"Why should I?\" \"He's out of our life.\" \"But I must say, in retrospect, maybe if I had told him...\" \"Of course it's water under the bridge now, isn't it?\" \"Time of death, 1435.\" \"Mom, did you see that?\" \"What?\" \"No.\" \"Yes.\" \"Yes, I did.\" \" Andrea, I saw one.\" \" You did?\" \"Where?\" \"At the hospital.\" \"I never lost my gift.\" \"They've just gone away.\" \"But I don't get it.\" \"Where to?\" \"No idea.\" \"One thing at a time.\" \"Wow, this probably sounds like an odd conversation.\" \"No, no.\" \" Yeah.\" \" Yeah.\" \"She'll explain it to you.\" \"Ashton, you wouldn't happen to have a copy of your poem with you, would you?\" \"My poem?\" \"No, it's all in my head.\" \"I'm trying to remember this part about who can resist the wind force.\" \"You said the tortured ghosts went immediately, and the young ones...\" \"The young and the passionate resist the best\" \"Sometimes for days\" \"Right, sometimes for days!\" \"Which means that I still have time.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Wait, wait!\" \"Where are you going?\" \"Brian's still out there.\" \"I'm sure of it.\" \"I just missed him.\" \"Okay, this is gonna take some explaining.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Melinda.\" \"I can help Caitlin.\" \"I wasn't sure before.\" \"What are you doing here?\" \"I'm absolutely sure that Brian is still earthbound.\" \"What part of \"leave me alone\" is hard for you?\" \"The part where I have to abandon somebody that I know I can help.\" \" I'm sorry, I won't do it.\" \" Aunt Diane.\" \"Melinda, maybe this wasn't such a good idea.\" \"I mean, Caitlin has resisted, and you're going through your own loss of abilities...\" \"No, I won't lose faith in my gift any more.\" \"I know I can help you find Brian, but you have to come with me right now.\" \"No!\" \"Just stop it, okay?\" \"I just need to be left alone.\" \"Caitlin, you listen to her.\" \"Aunt Diane told me what she can do.\" \"I don't know if I believe in all that stuff, but I think maybe you should.\" \" What are you talking about?\" \" Honey, I know you're in pain.\" \"I know I haven't been here for you, but I know this boy means a lot to you.\" \"I understand that now.\" \"And I don't want this pain eating you up inside, Caitlin.\" \"If you can find peace, that's what I want for you.\" \"Daddy, it hurts so bad.\" \"Oh, honey, honey, honey.\" \"I know.\" \"Oh, you're my little girl.\" \"You're everything to me.\" \"Thank you.\" \"I came here once before, but I gave up too soon.\" \" Something is pulling the spirits away...\" \" They are?\" \"...but the young and the strong can resist.\" \"Brian is here.\" \"I know it.\" \" I just know he is.\" \" Okay.\" \"Come on.\" \"My ring!\" \"It's here.\" \"Caitlin, he's here.\" \"Brian is?\" \"Right now?\" \"Your ring, it acted as an anchor.\" \"Sometimes ghosts can attach themselves to things that have a deeper meaning to them.\" \"It can give them strength.\" \"Something's been trying to pull me away.\" \"Something bad.\" \"Lets get out of here.\" \"That wind could start up again.\" \"Please tell her.\" \"I didn't want to break up with her.\" \"He didn't want to break up, Caitlin.\" \"He didn't?\" \"Well, who was that girl?\" \"The one I saw him with in the street.\" \"Caitlin, she was my dance teacher.\" \"Your dance teacher?\" \"His dance teacher?\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"He was learning how to dance just for me?\" \"I wanted to make you happy.\" \"I wanted to be able to dance with you and not look like an idiot.\" \"He was trying to make you happy.\" \"He thought his dancing was...\" \"Horrible.\" \"I just saw her and she looked so pretty.\" \"And I was afraid that you woke up and realised that you shouldn't be with someone like me.\" \"Caitlin, I woke up every day and realised how lucky I was to be with someone like you.\" \"Didn't you know that?\" \"Didn't you know I loved you?\" \"He wants you to know that he woke up every day thinking how lucky he was to have you.\" \"He wants to know if you knew how much he loved you.\" \"I know now.\" \"Brian, I don't know how I'm gonna live without you.\" \"You're the only person that I've ever met that's made me feel special.\" \"Like I count.\" \"Tell her she'll find that again.\" \"Tell her that I want her to.\" \"For me.\" \"He believes that you'll find that again, and he wants you to for him.\" \"I will never find anyone like you, Brian.\" \"You learnt how to dance just for me.\" \"And now we'll never get that chance.\" \"Caitlin, close your eyes.\" \" What?\" \" Just close your eyes.\" \"Brian, I want you to take Caitlin in your arms.\" \" For real?\" \" For real.\" \"It may take her a minute to feel it, but I want you to show her what you learnt.\" \"And you have to be open to this, Caitlin, okay?\" \"Just trust Brian.\" \"I do.\" \"Okay, Brian.\" \"I feel him.\" \"It's called a box step.\" \"Pretty simple.\" \"It's the box step.\" \" And then he crossed over?\" \" Then he crossed over.\" \" That's beautiful.\" \" Yeah, it was something to see.\" \" The power of love.\" \" Strong stuff, love.\" \"Something I know a little bit about.\" \"Hey, what about your regulars?\" \"They come back yet?\" \"Where is Homer?\" \"Still missing.\" \"All of them.\" \"But at least we know I didn't lose my gift.\" \"I saw two ghosts today.\" \"Look at how she sparkles when she says that.\" \"Yeah, I'll admit it.\" \"I enjoy being back in the game.\" \"Although that wind, it was warm and so creepy.\" \" What do you think it means?\" \" I wish I knew.\""} +{"text": "\"It was waiting... waiting to be filled up... waiting for someone to love it... waiting for a leader.\" \"[No audible sounds]\" \" [Crying] - [Shouting, indistinct]\" \"And he came on the back of a whale... a man to lead a new people.\" \"Our ancestor, paikea.\" \"But now we were waiting for the firstborn of the new generation... for the descendant of the whale rider...\" \" [screams]\" \" For the boy who would be chief.\" \"[Speaking, indistinctly]\" \"[Whispers] Paikea.\" \"Paikea.\" \"There was no gladness when i was born.\" \"My twin brother died and took our mother with him.\" \"[Sobs]\" \"Rawiri.\" \"Everyone was waiting for the firstborn boy to lead us... but he died... and i didn't.\" \"[Chanting in maori]\" \"[Sobbing]\" \"Where is the boy?\" \"Son.\" \" What's done is done.\" \"Come home.\" \" [Sobbing]\" \"Come home.\" \"Start again.\" \"You mean just pretend it didn't happen.\" \" That's not what i'm saying.\" \" You didn't even look at her, dad!\" \"She died.\" \" Son...\" \" no, no, no!\" \"No.\" \"No, all you want is your boy.\" \" It's all right.\" \" That's all you want.\" \"Isn't it?\" \" You can start again.\" \" Hey, i've got a child.\" \"Her name's paikea.\" \" What?\" \" You heard me.\" \"No.\" \"Not that name.\" \" It's paikea.\" \" No!\" \"Porourangi... porourangi.\" \"Porourangi!\" \"Take her away.\" \"[Gurgles]\" \"[Man chanting]\" \"[Fussing]\" \"[Wailing]\" \" I told you to take her away.\" \" [Wailing continues]\" \"No.\" \"You acknowledge your granddaughter.\" \"[Wailing stops]\" \"She likes you.\" \"He'll have another child.\" \"He just lost a child and a wife.\" \"Isn't that enough?\" \"You give that boy some time.\" \"You hear me?\" \"He'll be back when he's ready.\" \"[Fusses]\" \"Stupid old paka.\" \"You say the word, and i'll get a divorce, bub.\" \"Just say the word.\" \" What'd he say to her?\" \" Same old story.\" \"Not good enough for him, is she?\" \"He start that early with me?\" \"You're a man.\" \"You can handle it.\" \"[Grandmother] Here.\" \"Better get used to it.\" \"This one's gonna need someone to look out for her.\" \"Yeah.\" \"All right.\" \"[Paikea narrating] my koro wished in his heart that i'd never been born... but he changed his mind.\" \"[Giggling]\" \"[Koro chattering, indistinct]\" \" [Chuckles]\" \" Hey!\" \"You old paka.!\" \"Quick!\" \"[Woman] they were quick.\" \"Must have let them off early or something.\" \" You've been smoking.\" \" Says you.\" \"Maori women have got to stop smoking.\" \"We've got to protect our childbearing properties.\" \"You coming to the concert?\" \" Might.\" \" Bet she's got her best gears all laid out on the bed.\" \" My dad's coming.\" \" Nay?\" \"Better get my flash dress out then.\" \"How long's he staying this time?\" \"Five minutes?\" \"Longer than that.\" \"That's good, 'cause i blinked and missed him last time.\" \"[Grandmother] What time's the concert, bub?\" \"7:30, and don't be late.\" \"Gee, she's bossy, that one.\" \"And you'd have to be smoking in a pretty funny place to wreck your childbearing properties.\" \"[Chanting in maori]\" \"If you ask me the name of this house, i will tell you.\" \"It is whitireia.\" \"And the carved figurehead at the top?\" \"It is paikea.\" \"It is paikea.\" \"[Chanting ends]\" \" [Paikea speaking in maori] - [Footsteps falling]\" \"[Chanting]\" \" No good to you, you reckon?\" \" Shh!\" \"[Passes gas]\" \" [Passes gas loudly] - [Laughing]\" \"[Laughter continues]\" \"[Chanting]\" \"[Grunts, chuckles]\" \" What are they feeding you?\" \" You look different.\" \" Hmm.\" \"You do too.\" \"Must be growing up.\" \" Am not.\" \" Sorry i was late.\" \" It doesn't matter.\" \"It was stink anyway.\" \"Oh.\" \"[Sighs] Gotta look my best for your brother.\" \" Hey, bro.\" \" Rawiri?\" \" Good to see you, man.\" \" [Chuckles]\" \" Yeah, put on a bit of weight since i saw you last time.\" \" Yeah.\" \"Hey, this is my new lady.\" \" Kia ora.\" \" Kia ora.\" \"How many of my sons you need, girl?\" \"Give us a hand with the food.\" \"Make yourself useful.\" \"You too, pai.\" \"Come on, mate.\" \"Let these important guys have their talk, eh?\" \"Take your time.\" \"They've been waiting for you.\" \"Been a while this time, son.\" \"Been away.\" \"Didn't you get any of my postcards?\" \"Your mother put something on the fridge.\" \"I don't know what it was.\" \"A bridge or something.\" \"France, probably.\" \"I've been spending a bit of time in germany too.\" \" Like you there, do they?\" \" Some of them do.\" \" So, you've been busy, then?\" \" Yeah.\" \"Yeah, it's been good.\" \"You know, i got a gallery interested.\" \"Had some good shows.\" \"How about you?\" \"We've been all right.\" \"It's good to see you, dad.\" \"[Pai narrating] It was my father's waka... but after i was born he didn't want to carve it anymore.\" \"He went away.\" \"Everybody did.\" \" [Sizzling] - [Scraping]\" \" Sorry, mum.\" \" You've come a long way.\" \"I think you can have a sleep in.\" \" Isn't he having any breakfast?\" \" Septic tank's blocked down at the marae.\" \"Can't somebody else do it?\" \"Eat your breakfast.\" \"You're too skinny.\" \"Can't hardly see your bum in those pants.\" \"Thanks, ma.\" \"Thanks, ma.\" \"Your timing's spooky, boy.\" \"[Imitating passing gas, laughing]\" \"Nerd!\" \"Putt-putt-putt!\" \" Ah!\" \"What was that for?\" \" For the concert last night.\" \"You have more respect next time.\" \"[Blows whistle]\" \" That teacher of yours got herself a husband yet?\" \" Don't think so.\" \"She still got those things on her teeth?\" \"Paka, at school we gotta do a speech on where we come from and that.\" \"So anyway, you know how we all came on a whale?\" \"That's right.\" \"But where does the whale come from?\" \" From hawaiiki.\" \" Where's that?\" \"It's where we lived before we came here, where the ancestors are.\" \" So, paikea came from there.\" \" Ae.\" \" How long ago?\" \" Long time.\" \"But how long?\" \"See that there?\" \"Look at it closely.\" \"What do you see?\" \" Lots of little bits of rope all twisted together.\" \" That's right.\" \"[Speaking in maori]\" \"Weave together the threads of paikea so that our line remains strong.\" \"Each one of those threads is one of your ancestors... all joined together and strong... all the way back to that whale of yours.\" \"[Sighs]\" \"Useless bloody rope.\" \"I'll get another one.\" \"Paka!\" \"Paka!\" \"It's working!\" \"It's working.\" \" [Engine dies]\" \" I don't want you to do that again.\" \"It's dangerous.\" \"That's a good one.\" \"Come in.\" \" A seat for you over there.\" \" Kia ora.\" \" Hi.\" \" Hi.\" \"Kia ora.\" \"Have you met pai's father?\" \"Porourangi... this is miss parata from the school.\" \" Kia ora.\" \" Kia ora.\" \" Thought she'd appreciate seeing the show.\" \" No problem.\" \"This is some of my work from my last exhibition in germany.\" \"Start again, from the beginning.\" \"She wants to see all of it.\" \"All right.\" \"Yeah, like i was saying, uh... oh, sorry.\" \"Who's that, bro?\" \"Anna.\" \"It's a woman i've been seeing.\" \"[Clears throat] Actually, she's pregnant.\" \"We're expecting a child.\" \"Why didn't you tell me?\" \"Congratulations, bro.\" \"You always get the good-looking ones.\" \"Where is she?\" \"Why don't you bring her?\" \"Uh, she lives in germany, mum.\" \"You know.\" \"She wanted to have the child at home.\" \" But you'll bring her back here.\" \" Yeah, of course.\" \"Well, um, bit of a visit when baby gets big.\" \"Rawiri, take miss parata back to town.\" \"Come with me, pai.\" \"When were you gonna tell me?\" \"The day you left?\" \"I've been trying to tell you since i got here.\" \"Look, dad.\" \"It's not forever.\" \"It's just it's anna's first child, you know?\" \"Her work's there, her family.\" \"Family?\" \"Yeah, i can't expect her to move to the other side of the world.\" \"Don't you use that girl as an excuse.\" \"You can't wait to get away.\" \"I see it in you.\" \"You never stay, because it hurts you to see what's happening to us.\" \"Yeah, it does.\" \"You still walk away from it.\" \"Leave that waka of yours out there to rot.\" \"I'm not here shoveling shit, but, dad, i'm doing my share.\" \"Did you even see my work?\" \"Did you... did you even look at it?\" \"You call it work.\" \"It's not work.\" \"It's souvenirs.\" \"Those young men you turn your back on...\" \"they've got something to learn from you.\" \"You've got something to offer.\" \"Don't you turn away!\" \"Yeah, you've got the privileges... but you forget you've also got the obligations!\" \"Look at me, dad, for once in your life.\" \"Go on.\" \"Ah, you don't even know who i am.\" \"I know who you're meant to be, who you were born to be.\" \"Oh, yeah, right.\" \"But i failed ya, eh, dad?\" \"Yeah, because why?\" \"I had a daughter?\" \"Well, i'm probably gonna have another daughter.\" \"And you know what?\" \"I'm not gonna let you treat another child of mine like that.\" \"Then take her with you!\" \"You don't like the job i'm doing, take her!\" \"Go on!\" \"Take her!\" \" [Grandmother] stop it.!\" \" She's no use to me.\" \"Pai?\" \"No, leave her.\" \"I'll get her.\" \"Pai!\" \"You all right?\" \"Gotta watch that koro sometimes.\" \"Big mouth of his gets away on him, eh?\" \"He didn't mean it...\" \"about me.\" \"Well... you know, maybe we should think about it.\" \"Think about what?\" \"You coming to live with me for a while.\" \"What do ya think?\" \"Why doesn't he want me?\" \"Oh, pai, it's not you.\" \"It's not even about you, in a way.\" \"Koro is just... he's just looking for something that doesn't exist anymore.\" \"A new leader?\" \"They exist.\" \"Yeah, they do, except i think... it's become even more than that.\" \"In his head, your koro, he needs a prophet.\" \"What's that?\" \"[Breathes deeply]\" \"Well, somebody who's gonna lead our people outta the darkness... and who'll make everything all right again.\" \"Only problem is, you can't just decide who those people are just because you want them to be, eh?\" \"Like my brother?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Your koro made himself believe so strongly that he was gonna be the one.\" \"But what if he was?\" \"And what if he wasn't?\" \"You know, your koro, he did the same thing with me.\" \"Is that why he's so hard on you?\" \"Yep.\" \"Pretty much.\" \"Because i can't be what he wants, eh?\" \"Me neither.\" \"You think about it, okay?\" \"You know you'd make me really happy if you'd come and stay with me.\" \"Mmm.\" \"Just think about it.\" \" Ready, pai?\" \" One more go.\" \"You be good to that girl.\" \"That's right.\" \"You look.\" \"I'm gonna need all the firstborn boys.\" \" It's time they learnt.\" \" Learnt what?\" \"When she was born, that's when things went wrong for us.\" \"That's where we'll find the answer.\" \"[Vehicle approaching]\" \" [Sighs] - \u00a2\u00dc[electronica]\" \"You all right?\" \"Stop the car.\" \"Pai?\" \"What is it, pai?\" \"Can we go home now?\" \"But why?\" \"What is it?\" \"What's wrong?\" \" I have to go home.\" \" Why?\" \"I just have to.\" \"I know.\" \"It's okay.\" \"There are some discussions about the...\" \"[indistinct]\" \"Paka.!\" \"I'm back.\" \"Not now, pai.\" \"But i'm back.\" \"I'm back.\" \"Anyway... where does that information come from?\" \"It comes from the books.\" \"[Bell ringing]\" \" You shouldn't be smoking.\" \" Tryin' to give up, aren't i?\" \" How come you didn't go with your dad?\" \" I did.\" \"Hmm.\" \"For one day.\" \"I would have gone.\" \"When my dad gets out, i'm gonna go with him.\" \" Where?\" \" Wherever.\" \"Get outta this dump.\" \"Koro's gonna be pissed off when he sees you smoking.\" \"No, he won't, 'cause he's not coming.\" \" Is so.\" \" No, he's getting the school ready.\" \"What school?\" \"For us fellas, to teach us the old ways and that.\" \"Probably gonna be stink.\" \"[Engine starts]\" \" You can come on the bus if you want.\" \" I'm waiting for koro.\" \" But he's not coming.\" \" I said, \"i'm waiting.\"\" \"[Vehicle departs]\" \" When you're ready.\" \" When everyone's here, i'll be ready.\" \"They are here.\" \"Those boys have waited half an hour.\" \"You tell her you weren't going to pick her up?\" \"She could have come on the bus.\" \"You pick her up every day for years and she's just supposed to guess?\" \"[Sighs]\" \"Good.\" \"Let's go.\" \"Do the welcome, bub.\" \"Go on.\" \"What do you think you're doing?\" \"\u00a2\u00dc\u00a2\u00dc [singing in maori]\" \"\u00a2\u00dc\u00a2\u00dc [singing in maori]\" \"[Koro] Pai.\" \"You're a girl.\" \"Go to the back.\" \"What did i say?\" \"What did i say?\" \"Then leave.\" \"Go on!\" \"For you boys, this will be a sacred school of learning.\" \"You'll be taught in the old ways... in all the qualities of a chief.\" \"You will be tested for your strength... your courage, your intelligence... and your leadership.\" \"[Koro] Paikea's canoe sank... and he called on the ancient ones for strength.\" \"You're going to learn that chant.\" \"All of you.\" \"Learn it exactly.\" \"And if you break the chant, you will suffer the utu... the consequences.\" \"Like what?\" \"Someone dying or something?\" \"Like your dick'll drop off.\" \"So, hold onto your dicks.\" \"Enough.\" \"Hold onto your dick.\" \"Now, repeat after me.\" \" [Koro chanting in maori] - [Chanting]\" \"[Chanting, whispered]\" \"[Koro] The taiaha is an instrument of war... a tool for fighting.\" \"If you want to master it, you've got to show it respect.\" \"Hemi.\" \"Here.\" \"Peh!\" \"[Cries out]\" \"Pick it up.\" \"Good.\" \"Be angry.\" \"Anger's part of your battle.\" \"You gotta learn to control it.\" \"Now, take a break.\" \"Get a drink of water.\" \"The rest of you in pairs.\" \" Koro know you're doing that?\" \" I'm not doing anything.\" \"How come you're hiding around here then?\" \"Koro's cool, eh?\" \"He's teaching us to be warriors, man.\" \"Gonna be chiefs.\" \"We're gonna smack all those other ones.\" \"You shouldn't have hit koro like that.\" \"He was all right.\" \"He was real patient, eh?\" \" How come he won't let you do it?\" \" Girls aren't allowed.\" \"You could sit up the back.\" \"Long as you were quiet.\" \"I wouldn't mind.\" \"You're not even holding it right.\" \"Your hands should be like this.\" \"And your feet... like this.\" \"Go back to the school, hemi.\" \"I said, \"go.\"\" \"I'll deal with you later.\" \"I'm sorry, paka.\" \"You gone deaf now?\" \"Somebody just apologized to you.\" \"You don't mess around with sacred things!\" \"She was just watching.!\" \"She was using a taiaha.\" \"Let the girl do it.\" \"You might be the boss out there... but i'm the boss in this kitchen.\" \"I'll do it.\" \"[Sighs]\" \"You forgot something.\" \"Hey, it's not too bad up here.\" \"He's got a lot of rules he has to live by.\" \" It's not fair.\" \" I know... but sometimes you've just got to let him think that he's the boss.\" \" He is the boss.\" \" Hmph.\" \"Not of me.\" \"I let him think he is, though.\" \" What's wrong with me, nanny?\" \" Nothing's wrong with you.\" \"You hear me?\" \"You got the blood of muriwai in your veins, girl.\" \"Think she'd be proud of you saying things like that?\" \"Anyway, that old paka's not the only one who knows some tricks.\" \"Eh?\" \"Well, you wouldn't know it now, but before he got fat and ugly... your uncle rawiri was a bit of a hotshot with the taiaha.\" \" True?\" \" Won a trophy and everything.\" \"Oh, you should have seen him.\" \"He was beautiful.\" \"What happened?\" \"I don't know.\" \"He was the second son.\" \"But he knows some things, your uncle rawiri.\" \"Don't you worry about that.\" \"[Bottle cap pops]\" \" Is uncle here?\" \" Out the back.\" \"[Mutters]\" \"Hi.\" \"Damn, girl.\" \"What did i tell you about sneaking up on us?\" \"I found this.\" \"Didn't know you played golf.\" \"Not golf.\" \"Taiaha.\" \"Yeah, well, this guy's playing golf.\" \"They cut the end off the golf stick... swing it around, and push it through there.\" \"Hey, shut up!\" \"I was good.\" \"That's why you're sitting here... while your father tells a bunch of snotty-nosed kids how to be chief.\" \"[Rawiri] Poor little bastards, huh?\" \"Could you teach me?\" \" Hold up.\" \"This was a long time ago.\" \" So?\" \"Please?\" \" Does koro know about this?\" \" No.\" \" Well, let's get it on then, eh?\" \" Yes!\" \"You mean this?\" \"It's a broom, isn't it?\" \"[Crying out]\" \" Yee-hee!\" \" Woo-hoo!\" \"[Giggles]\" \"Morning, dad.\" \"[Vehicle approaching]\" \" Hey!\" \"There goes that little girl, pai!\" \" Move, girl!\" \"Move!\" \"[Shouting, indistinct]\" \"[Shouting continues]\" \" [Pai crying out] - [Sticks cracking]\" \"Get him, pai!\" \"Go, pai!\" \"Get him, girl.!\" \"When you extend your tongue... you're saying to your enemies...\" \"\"i'm gonna eat you.\" \"\"Your eyes will roll back.\" \"Your head will be stuck on the end of my stick.\"\" \"Feel the ihi... the power.\" \"Make them feel the wehi, the fear.\" \"I want the hairs on the backs of their necks to stand up.\" \"Take off your shirts.\" \"[Shouts in maori]\" \"When you slap your chests... i want you to slap them hard.\" \"Bleh!\" \"Bleh!\" \"Scratch them.\" \"Make them bleed.\" \"Timata.\" \"Bleh!\" \"[Grunting]\" \"Bleh!\" \"Good, hemi.\" \"Good.\" \"All these ancestors are watching too.\" \"[Footsteps approaching]\" \"This is my dad.\" \"Come to see your boy?\" \" Yeah.\" \" Good.\" \"Hemi, you first.\" \"[Chanting in maori]\" \"Hah!\" \"Hah!\" \"\u00a2\u00dc[rap, indistinct]\" \" Girl!\" \"Where's that school?\" \" Over there.\" \"[Hemi chanting continues]\" \"Thought you were gonna stay for the whole thing.\" \"Seen your bit, didn't i?\" \"Come meet my mates.\" \" Hey.\" \" Hey.\" \"This is my boy.\" \" Hey.\" \" Say hello.\" \" Hello.\" \"Better watch out for this one.\" \"Did all right in there, eh?\" \"See you later.\" \"Tonight?\" \"Next couple of days, maybe.\" \"[Engine starts]\" \"We're outta here.\" \"[Sniffles]\" \"Get lost, you.\" \"Was that your dad?\" \"Get lost.\" \"[Grunting]\" \" [Chanting] - [Sticks cracking]\" \"What have you done?\" \"Answer me.\" \"It wasn't her fault.\" \"Go wash your face.\" \"Answer me, pai.\" \" Do you know what you've done?\" \" No.\" \"You have broken the tapu of this school... on this marae, the one place where our old ways are upheld.\" \"The knowledge that's been passed down from your ancestors... from my grandfather to me, to those boys... [shouts in maori] It's broken!\" \"I'm sorry, paka.\" \"You're not sorry.\" \"Right from the beginning, you knew this wasn't for you... but you keep coming back.\" \" Do you want me to fail?\" \" No.\" \"You want these boys to fail?\" \"What have you got to say to them?\" \"I'm sorry.\" \" Say it again.\" \" I'm sorry.\" \"Say it till you mean it!\" \"Say it!\" \"I'm sorry.\" \" [Crying softly] - [Door opens]\" \"Want me to put some more hot in?\" \" No.\" \" [Water runs]\" \"No.\" \"You can get sick sitting in a cold bath.\" \" What if he fails, nanny?\" \" Then he fails.\" \" What will happen to him?\" \" Nothing will happen... except me thinking about that divorce.\" \"It's not koro's fault, nanny.\" \"What's not his fault?\" \"Sounds like his fault to me.\" \"Not that i'm a girl.\" \"Not you, hemi.\" \"Rawiri.\" \"You've all done very well.\" \"You've shown me that you've got courage, that you're strong... and that you can learn.\" \"But there can only be one... so there's one final test... a test of your spirit.\" \"[Speaking in maori]\" \"If you have the tooth of a whale... you must have the whale's jaw to wield it.\" \"One of you will bring that back to me.\" \"Bubba's got a cold, and i can't swim.\" \"It's all right, man.\" \"Hey.\" \" Give it to me.\" \" I almost had it.\" \"Nanny?\" \"Come here.\" \"It's not for long.\" \"You can put your clothes in there.\" \"And, uh, there's a lamp if you wanna read.\" \"Rawiri reckons you're pretty brainy, eh?\" \"Anyway, it's just for a little while.\" \"[Koro chanting]\" \"[Pai narrating] he was calling to the ancient ones, asking them to help him... but they weren't listening.\" \" [Chanting] - [Pai narrating] so i tried... and they heard me.\" \"Uncle, is this where paka lost his reiputa?\" \"His what?\" \"That thing he wore around his neck.\" \"He threw it overboard.\" \"Crazy old paka.\" \" Where?\" \" Just over there.\" \"I'll get it.\" \"[Pai narrating] It's quiet down deep.\" \"Koro needed quiet.\" \"That's what nanny said.\" \"He didn't want to talk anymore.\" \"Hejust wanted to go down and down.\" \"[Yawns]\" \"She's been gone quite a while, eh?\" \"Nah, she's sweet.\" \"[Gasps]\" \"For paka's tea.\" \"And i found this.\" \"[Laughs]\" \" Got this for dad's tea.\" \" Lovely.\" \"Pop it in the sink.\" \"Pai got it.\" \"She got this as well.\" \"You gonna tell him?\" \"No.\" \"He's not ready yet.\" \"Go on.\" \"It's for my school concert.\" \"You're my guest of honor.\" \"So i'll see you there, paka.\" \"[Exhales]\" \"[Chattering]\" \"Put mine there.\" \"Come on.\" \"I want to get up in the front.\" \" Save this one for paka.\" \" He might be held up, bub.\" \"No, he's coming.\" \"\u00a2\u00dc\u00a2\u00dc [music clicks on]\" \"[Man] \u00a2\u00dc there is a train \u00a2\u00dc\" \"\u00a2\u00dc that leaves today \u00a2\u00dc\" \"\u00a2\u00dc get on board\" \"\u00a2\u00dcnow i just may\" \"\u00a2\u00dci'm sick of all\" \"\u00a2\u00dc these dead-end days\" \"\u00a2\u00dc take one toot\" \"\u00a2\u00dcsend me away\" \" \u00a2\u00dc the tribe will know the route to take - [sighs]\" \" \u00a2\u00dc the engineers conduct the way - [children clap]\" \"\u00a2\u00dcjust pack your bags\" \"\u00a2\u00dc check in your bus\" \"\u00a2\u00dc 'cause no one there gonna see you run [children stomping to music]\" \"\u00a2\u00dci could've flown\" \"\u00a2\u00dc i could've sailed \u00a2\u00dc\u00a2\u00dc\" \"\u00a2\u00dc\u00a2\u00dc [singing in maori]\" \"[Applause]\" \"Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.\" \"Now to finish, we have something very special.\" \"One of our students has won, not only our own school speech contest... but the east coast area schools', as well.\" \"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome miss paikea apirana.\" \"[Applause]\" \"Did you know about this?\" \"She said she had a surprise... for him.\" \"[Speaks in maori]\" \"This speech is a token of my deep love and respect... for koro apirana, my grandfather.\" \"My name is paikea apirana...\" \"[sniffles]\" \"[Sobs]\" \"Go on, bub.\" \"[Sniffles]\" \"And i come from a long line of chiefs, stretching all the way back to hawaiiki... where our ancient ones are... the ones that first heard the land crying and sent a man.\" \"His name was also paikea... and i am his mo...\" \"most recent descendant.\" \"But i was not the leader my grandfather was expecting... and by being born...\" \"i broke the line back to the ancient ones.\" \"It wasn't anybody's fault.\" \"It just happened.\" \"[Whale breathes heavily]\" \"[Bellowing]\" \"Who is to blame?\" \"But we can learn.\" \"And if the knowledge is given to everyone, we can have lots of leaders.\" \"And soon, everyone will be strong... notjust the ones that've been chosen.\" \"Because sometimes, even if you're the leader and you need to be strong... you can get tired.\" \"Like our ancestor, paikea, when he was lost at sea... and he couldn't find the land, and he probably wanted to die.\" \"But he knew the ancient ones were there for him... so he called out to them to lift him up and give him strength.\" \"This is his chant.\" \"I dedicate it to my grandfather.\" \"[Sniffles]\" \"[Chants in maori]\" \"[Chanting continues]\" \"[Sobs]\" \"[Chanting continues]\" \"[Cheering, applause]\" \"[Person whistles]\" \" She all right?\" \" She's asleep.\" \"That old man know she's staying the night?\" \"If he doesn't like it, he can sleep in the road.\" \"Might be time for us to leave, eh, dear?\" \"What is it?\" \"You'd better come have a look.\" \"[Whale calls]\" \"Who is to blame?\" \"[Whale calling]\" \"[Whales moaning, breathing heavily]\" \"[Pants, groans]\" \"[Pai narrating] I called them and they came... but it wasn't right.\" \"They were dying.\" \"Hey, keep it away from the blowhole, bro.\" \"That's it.\" \"Just around the edges.\" \"You okay?\" \" [Indistinct] - [Whale groans, exhales]\" \"He died.\" \"[Cries]\" \"[Pai narrating] Koro knew what it meant.\" \"It was paikea's whale, sent to us because we were in trouble.\" \"[Chanting in maori]\" \"[Chanting continues]\" \"Dad?\" \" We've got to turn it around.\" \" How?\" \"Get a tractor down here and some ropes.\" \"We'll wait for the tide.\" \"If... if we can move it, the others will follow.\" \" Get the men.\" \" They're stuffed.\" \"Half of them have been up all night.\" \"They'll do it for you.\" \"[Pai narrating] It was a test... but for koro this time.\" \"Leave it.\" \"You've done enough.\" \"[Chants]\" \"[Men groaning]\" \"[Engine revs]\" \"Now!\" \"[Shouts in maori]\" \"[All responding in maori]\" \"[Nanny shouts in maori]\" \"[Shouting]\" \"[All responding in maori]\" \"E pana e.!\" \"[All] E pana e.!\" \" [Koro shouts in maori] - [Engine revs]\" \"[Koro continues shouting]\" \"[All shouting]\" \"[Pai narrating] He wanted to die.\" \"There wasn't a reason to live anymore.\" \"[Rawiri] It's no use.\" \"They're too tired.\" \"We'll try again later.\" \"Let them rest.\" \" Come on, dear.\" \"We'll come back.\" \" [Coughs]\" \"Come on.\" \"It's gone!\" \"Where is she?\" \"Where's my moko?\" \"Where is she?\" \"Pai!\" \"[Person chanting in maori]\" \"[Chanting continues]\" \"It's okay, paka.\" \"[Pai narrating] I wasn't scared to die.\" \"Hurry up!\" \"Hurry!\" \"Let's go!\" \"[People shouting]\" \"[Wailing]\" \"[Sobbing]\" \"[All chanting in maori]\" \"[People wailing]\" \"[Chanting continues]\" \"Which one?\" \"What do you mean, which one?\" \"[Sniffles]\" \"[Phone rings]\" \"Yes?\" \"Thank you, dear.\" \"I've been praying to god about it.\" \"If that little one wakes up, i'm gonna give up the smokes.\" \"She'd like that.\" \"[Speaks maori] Wise leader, forgive me.\" \"I am just a fledgling new to flight.\" \"[Chanting in maori]\" \"[Chanting continues]\" \"[Chanting continues]\" \"[Pai chanting in maori in distance]\" \"[Chanting continues]\" \"[All chanting with pai]\" \"[Pai narrating] my name is paikea apirana, and i come from a long line of chiefs... stretching all the way back to the whale rider.\" \"[Chanting continues]\" \"[Pai narrating] I'm not a prophet... but i know that our people will keep going forward... all together, with all of our strength.\" \"[Chanting continues]\""} +{"text": "\"[Woman] On the last episode of Murder, She Wrote.\" \"Her works have become repetitive and tired.\" \"Liza, darling, you don't seem to understand.\" \"I'm being outwritten by an English teacher from Maine.\" \"Don't you walk away from me.\" \"Where are you going?\" \"Where I should have gone months ago, but I was too concerned about the sanctity of this lousy marriage.\" \"Isn't that the most magnificent thing you've ever seen?\" \"We're taking a ride.\" \"Now?\" \"Yeah, now, before your stepmother does something real dumb.\" \"You know, Jessica, you really are a very special lady.\" \"I'm gonna have to find some way to repay you... for your kindness.\" \"Eudora, I do really think that we should talk... about what you have in your attach\u00e9 case.\" \"Oh, just some silly story notes, that's all.\" \"You remember my son Bobby, don't you?\" \"Hey, Bobby, say hi toJessica.\" \"Mrs. Fletcher.\" \"Mrs. Fletcher.\" \"Calm down, Johnny.\" \"What is it?\" \"It's a dead body, ma'am.\" \"Down on the rocks.\" \" That stain\" \" It appears to be gun oil.\" \" Mrs. Fletcher.\" \"Jessica, I hope you don't mind my helping out like this.\" \" Oh, of course not.\" \" Rather than wait around like a jealous husband... to listen to your patently transparent explanations,\" \"I went out in search of alternative companionship.\" \"You just happened to know the guy was from New York, and you just happened to know he carried a gun.\" \" How long had he been working for you?\" \" He hadn't.\" \"Are you crazy, following me here?\" \"I saw Eudora on the news, here in Cabot Cove.\" \"L-I was terrified that she'd- Do something insane.\" \"[Coughing, Groaning]\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"Seth!\" \"[Phone Ringing]\" \"Mrs. Fletcher?\" \"I, uh\" \" I just talked to one of the nurses.\" \"They've taken him to I.C.U.\" \"Yeah, but what's wrong?\" \"What's the matter with him?\" \"She said we'll have to talk to his doctor.\" \"L-Is he gonna be all right?\" \"I don't know.\" \"Look, ma'am, I think it's gonna be quite a while.\" \"Well, I'd ra\" \" I'd rather stay here.\" \"Sure.\" \"Thanks for everything, Sheriff.\" \"Mrs. Fletcher, when you hear about Doc, could you give me a buzz at the office?\" \"Oh, yes, of course.\" \" [Clamoring] - [Woman] Is there any reason why you're here at this particular time?\" \"How long has it been since you've had a book on the best-seller list?\" \"[Woman #2] You're my favorite novelist.\" \"I've read every one of your books.\" \"[Eudora] You've all been terribly gracious, and I do hate to cut this short, but I'm sure the sheriff is anxious to get my overview of this dreadful situation.\" \"With any sort of cooperation from the local authorities,\" \"I will have answers for you sometime tomorrow.\" \"Now, please, if you'll excuse me.\" \" [Reporters Clamoring]\" \" Lewis, darling, what in God's name are you doing here?\" \"How could I stay away?\" \"[Laughs]\" \"Excuse me.\" \"Are you Lewis Bracken, the publisher?\" \"Yes.\" \"Are you here to bail Miss McVeigh out of trouble?\" \"Is she writing a new book for you?\" \"Ladies and gentlemen, this is not the time or place to ask or answer questions.\" \"I'm sorry I can't be of any more help.\" \"Mr. Bracken, please\" \"Just one more question.\" \"Miss McVeigh, are you working on a new novel?\" \"Is this some kind of publicity stunt?\" \"One more comment, please, Miss McVeigh.\" \"[Tires Squealing]\" \"Lewis, isn't this absolutely fabulous?\" \"I cannot believe our good luck.\" \"Good luck?\" \"What are you talking about?\" \"Well, the publicity, of course, for our new book.\" \"Can't you see?\" \"They're fawning all over me.\" \"Think of the headlines\" \"\"Queen of mysteries solves bizarre Down East murder.\"\" \"And I'm beating Jessica Fletcher at her own game, in her own backyard.\" \"Eudora, don't do this.\" \"In my opinion, you are in immanent danger of making a fool out of yourself.\" \"Why?\" \"Who says you have to wear a badge to solve a crime?\" \"Eudora, what if you can't solve the murder?\" \"What then?\" \"And what's all this business about \"our\" new book?\" \"As I recall, our professional relationship is temporarily on hold.\" \"That was three days ago, Lewis.\" \"Things have changed.\" \"No, Eudora, I'm afraid they haven't.\" \"Driver, pull over.\" \"Eudora- I said, pull over.\" \"Eudora, what's the matter with you?\" \"Will you- Will you please come back here?\" \"What's the matter with you?\" \"You didn't come to this Toonerville to see me.\" \"You came to see her-Jessica.\" \"That is not exactly true.\" \"No?\" \"As I told you in New York, it's business, Eudora.\" \"Business.\" \"But that's what I'm talking about.\" \"Business.\" \"I have an idea for a new whodunit perhaps the best writing I've done in years.\" \" Oh?\" \"What's it about?\" \"Well, I'd rather not say just yet.\" \"You know, the plot details are a little sketchy.\" \"That's funny.\" \"Liza didn't mention it to me.\" \"She doesn't know.\" \"That is, I haven't really confided in anyone.\" \"But as soon as I check into the Hill House,\" \"I'll call her in New York, and the two of you can start working on the details of a new contract.\" \"Why should I call her in New York?\" \"She's here in Cabot Cove.\" \"What?\" \"She called me three hours ago from the Hill House Inn.\" \"That's when I decided to fly up here.\" \"Oh, I see.\" \"You sure she called you from the Hill House?\" \"Yes, Eudora.\" \"Why?\" \"No special reason.\" \"[Horn Honks]\" \"Bobby, where in the hell have you been?\" \"Hangin' around, Pop.\" \"I mean, there sure ain't a whole lot to do in this town.\" \"[Chuckles]\" \"I found this little place down by the harbor.\" \"Got this little waitress there... name of Amy Sue.\" \"She's dumber than hell, but she's got a set on her\" \"Don't get too excited.\" \"First thing tomorrow we're leaving.\" \"Oh, you talk to Eudora?\" \"Well, not since this morning.\" \"Fact is, we don't have much to talk about anymore.\" \"What do you mean by that, Pop?\" \"It means when we get back to New York, I'm moving out.\" \"I made a big mistake, son.\" \"I never should have gotten married again.\" \"Wait a minute, Pop.\" \"What are we gonna do?\" \"She's got all the money.\" \"So what?\" \"Oh, you think I care about that?\" \"Listen, I took care of myself for nearly 20 years before I met her.\" \"I can do it again.\" \"Yeah, but, Pop\" \"And what's this \"we\" business, anyway?\" \"The lady doesn't owe me anything, and she sure doesn't owe you, Bobby.\" \"Might do you some good, you know, to go out... and work for a living, like I did all those years.\" \"Well, don't look so worried.\" \"It won't kill you.\" \"You might even like it.\" \"[Chuckles]\" \"Come on.\" \"I'll buy you a drink in the bar.\" \"You needn't have followed me here, Liza.\" \"I'm not a schoolgirl, and I don't need a keeper.\" \"Look, I'm sorry, but I was terrified you might do something dumb.\" \"I mean, really dumb.\" \"Like what, for instance?\" \"The last time you and I talked, we were outside Lew Bracken's office and you were making threats... againstJ.B. Fletcher.\" \"You're telling me that I'd try to harm her?\" \"Physically harm her?\" \"Liza, that is monstrous.\" \"Okay, l-I was wrong.\" \"But, Eudora, put yourself in my place.\" \"Well, I suppose that would only seem fair, since for the past several months you've been putting yourself in mine.\" \"What is that supposed to mean?\" \"Liza, please, give me a little credit for some intelligence.\" \"You have seen Hank, haven't you?\" \"What?\" \"I mean, you do know that he's here?\" \"No.\" \"Uh, yes.\" \"I mean, of course.\" \"L\" \" I saw him a little while ago, but\" \"Darling, don't dig yourself in any deeper.\" \"If you weren't the best agent in New York, I'd have clawed your eyes out long ago.\" \"Right now I'm trying to decide which one of you I need more.\" \"Eudora, honestly- And darling, please.\" \"That word, \"honestly,\" is one with which you do not even have a nodding acquaintance.\" \"[Phone Ringing]\" \"[Man] Mrs. Fletcher?\" \"Seth?\" \"He's going to be all right.\" \"Oh, thank God.\" \"What was it, Doctor?\" \"His heart?\" \"No, of course not.\" \"I thought you knew.\" \"But of course, how could you?\" \"I've been so busy.\" \"I'm sorry, Mrs. Fletcher.\" \"It was poison.\" \"Poison?\" \" I've already notified the sheriff.\" \" But when?\" \"How?\" \"What kind of poison?\" \"Doctor, excuse me.\" \"It's Dr. Hazlitt.\" \"He's awake now.\" \" He's asking for Mrs. Fletcher.\" \" Oh, excuse me.\" \"Oh.\" \"Hello, Jess.\" \"Oh, Seth.\" \"You know, you're the last person I ever expected to see in a hospital bed.\" \"How are you feeling?\" \"God awful.\" \"My stomach seems to be hosting some sort of barbecue.\" \"Oh, now.\" \"Here, here.\" \"What's this?\" \"Sorry.\" \"I was just deathly worried.\" \"About what?\" \"It was a touch of indigestion.\" \"Must be that new diet.\" \"My system simply cannot abide healthy food.\" \"Then you don't know?\" \" Know?\" \"Know what?\" \" It was poison.\" \"Poison?\" \"Are they sure?\" \"It was something you ate or drank just before you keeled over.\" \" [Footsteps Approaching]\" \" The apple.\" \"What?\" \"There were apples... in that little basket on your kitchen table.\" \"They looked delicious.\" \"I didn't think you'd mind if I- if I took one to\" \"What is it, Jess?\" \"Now, he said he'd been eating an apple, but I don't remember seeing it when I found him.\" \"Well, maybe it's on the floor somewhere.\" \"Sheriff?\" \"Must have fallen from his hand when he collapsed.\" \"I'll take it in to be analyzed.\" \"While you're at it, have them take a look at these.\" \"\"To dearJessica from Eudora.\"\" \"\"Marguerite inched her way up the weather-beaten staircase,\" \"\"her eyes transfixed on the candle in the window above.\" \"\"The curtain fluttered.\" \"A shadow darted across the wall.\"\" \"\"Terror stricken, she froze in mid step as the handle on the door began to turn.\"\" \"[Knocking]\" \"Please go away.\" \"I don't wish to be disturbed.\" \"[Jessica] Eudora, it's Jessica.\" \"Uh, I'm sorry, Jessica, but I can't talk to you right now.\" \"Well, I'm sorry, but I'm not leaving until you do.\" \"I do wish I had the time to talk with you, Jessica, but I had the most difficult day.\" \"Well, you're not alone.\" \"Well, you can't just barge in like this.\" \"Forgive me, Eudora, but I don't have time for amenities, and I'd suggest, unless you want half the guests in the hotel to listen in, that you should close the door.\" \"Rudeness does not become you.\" \"A man that I care very deeply for almost died today, very possibly the victim of an attempted murder aimed at me.\" \" What?\" \" I'm not gonna say any more about that- not just yet.\" \"At the moment I'd rather talk about what you have here in this briefcase.\" \"That's the third time you've asked me that.\" \"At the risk of repeating myself, story notes.\" \"That's all.\" \"I'm sorry, but I think it's much more than that.\" \"That seems to be some sort of accusation.\" \"As I told you earlier, when I went out to get the paper his morning,\" \"I noticed that your car had been moved during the night.\" \"And I told you that it's simply not true.\" \"What's more, I think that you moved it, despite what you told the sheriff about being in my house the entire evening.\" \"Jessica, you're imagining things.\" \"Now, while you were packing, I was looking at the notes for my new novel.\" \"Some of the pages had been rearranged.\" \"Really, this is too much.\" \"What's in here, Eudora?\" \"Work?\" \"Whose work?\" \"Yours?\" \"Or mine?\" \"[Latches Click] No!\" \"Give me that.\" \"[Knocking]\" \"[Mort] Mrs. Shipton, open the door.\" \"This is Sheriff Metzger.\" \"[Knocking]\" \"Mrs. Shipton, excuse me, ma'am, but you're gonna have to come with me.\" \"[Jessica] Do you have the report back on the apples?\" \"Poisoned- all of them.\" \"[Chattering]\" \"Kill you?\" \"For God's sake, Jessica, I'm not a monster.\" \"I swear to you, I bought those apples at a little stand... just a few miles out of town.\" \"I put the basket on the front seat of my car, and I never touched them again until I handed them to you.\" \" I'm telling you the truth.\" \" About everything?\" \"All right.\" \"Last night, after you went to sleep, after I... drugged your coffee,\" \"I found your notes.\" \"Drove up to the interstate.\" \"There's an all-night drugstore that has a copying machine.\" \"But why, Eudora?\" \"You're much too good a writer to resort to something like that.\" \"Am I?\" \"You haven't been reading me lately.\" \"My last few books- trash, all of them.\" \"Did you ever sit at the typewriter, staring at a sea of white paper, straining for words that never come?\" \"Hmm.\" \"No, of course you haven't.\" \"Don't be silly, Eudora.\" \"I mean, we all go through these blocks.\" \"Oh, that last for years?\" \"I've written 32 books.\" \"My library is cluttered with awards.\" \"For over 20 years, I've been the number one female mystery writer in the world- in the world.\" \"Or I was.\" \"Lew Bracken threatened to cut me adrift... until I caught up with the world.\" \"\"You're old-fashioned,\" he said.\" \"\"Give me something new and fresh.\"\" \"So,\" \"I came to the source.\" \"Oh.\" \"It's all right, Eudora.\" \"[Chuckles] That's all I did.\" \"I swear I never saw that private detective, and I have no idea why he was following me.\" \"Ma'am, I can't let you see her, and that's that.\" \"Jessica Fletcher is in there.\" \"That's different.\" \"She wanted to talk to Mrs. Fletcher.\" \"She doesn't want to talk to you.\" \"In fact, right now she won't even talk to a lawyer.\" \"I see.\" \" Sheriff, I understand you've confiscated her latest book.\" \" A book, yes.\" \"Hers, no.\" \"The pages were copied from one of Mrs. Fletcher's manuscripts.\" \"No.\" \"Mrs. Fletcher has already identified them.\" \"Then that's what she's being charged with- theft?\" \"Yes, ma'am, for the moment.\" \"And now if you'll excuse me, I really am very busy.\" \"[Phone Rings]\" \"Metzger.\" \"Who?\" \"Oh, hi, honey.\" \"I'll pick it up on my way home.\" \"Quart of chocolate and a pint of strawberry.\" \"[Woman] Can you tell us why Miss McVeigh has been arrested?\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"I can't talk about that.\" \"[Man] Does this have anything to do with the murder of the private detective?\" \"No comment.\" \"[Reporters Clamoring] Did you ever have one of those days... where you feel like someone's been banging away at your brain with a crowbar?\" \"Oh, yes.\" \"All I can say is, thank God I've got this one wrapped up, so I can send cutie face over to Portland, as well as the rest of those creepola reporters.\" \"Wrapped up?\" \"Oh, you mean, you think that she's guilty?\" \"Guilty?\" \"Does Superman wear blue tights?\" \"I got her dead bang- her prints all over the apples, which were juiced with poison by way of a disposable syringe.\" \"We found it tossed in your garbage, as well as a half-empty bottle of rat poison.\" \"But why would she do it?\" \"Well, how about that book in her briefcase?\" \"Your book.\" \"Yes, but what's that got to do with the murder of the private detective?\" \"Oh, come on, Mrs. Fletcher.\" \"Do I have to draw you a road map?\" \"The P.I. Follows the lady to Cabot Cove.\" \"The lady goes out in the dead of night to copy your book.\" \"The P.I. Continues to follow.\" \"She spots him.\" \"If she's gonna get away with this thievery, he's got to go.\" \"You, she's already got taken care of with the fruit basket.\" \"And, oh, by the way, please don't mention those apples to anybody.\" \"That's all those vulture reporters out there would have to hear.\" \"Yes, well, that's all very well, Sheriff, but it doesn't explain one thing.\" \"Now, why was she being followed by the detective in the first place?\" \"I'll tell you why.\" \"And I will tell you why, as soon as I talk to the guy's partner.\" \"We've got a call in to him now.\" \"Meantime, you wouldn't happen to have an aspirin, would you?\" \"[Chattering] ##[Piano] [Victor] Excuse me.\" \"Oh, well, yes, of course- Excuse me, please.\" \"May I help you, sir?\" \"No, thank you.\" \"I see my friends over there.\" \"You mean, she copied the pages, just like that?\" \"Yes.\" \"She's out of her mind.\" \"How'd she expect to get away with it?\" \"I don't know.\" \"Hank, she's not rational.\" \"We both know that.\" \"Victorl Good evening, darling.\" \"Oh, I'm sorry.\" \"Am I interrupting?\" \"[Liza] No.\" \"No, of course not.\" \"I'm just surprised to see you, that's all.\" \"Yes, I'm sorry.\" \"Forgive me for not calling.\" \"Hank, what on earth is this I hear?\" \"Eudora-She's being held.\" \"On what charge?\" \"Well, we're, uh, not so sure, exactly.\" \"It could be something to do with that private investigator.\" \"Pull up a chair.\" \"No, no, no.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Well, you-you must be hungry.\" \"What did you do, drive?\" \"Yes.\" \"Actually, what I need most is a good night's sleep.\" \"Oh, what room are we in, darling?\" \"I neglected to ask at the desk.\" \"Let me get you the key.\" \"Oh, no.\" \"Don't bother.\" \"I'm sure they have an extra one.\" \"Uh, please, go on with your meal.\" \"I'm sure you have much to talk about.\" \"[Sighs]\" \"I'd better- better go with him.\" \"Hank, I'm sorry.\" \"I didn't know he was coming.\" \"I'm not sure he suspects.\" \"Suspects?\" \"What are you talking about, Liza?\" \"He knows.\" \"Now, young lady, that little card may say this is breakfast, and you may think... this is breakfast, but where I come from... beef consomm\u00e9, decaffeinated coffee, and a stale Wheat Thin... constitute a form of cruel and unusual punishment.\" \"I'm sorry, sir, but the doctor left orders.\" \"\"Doctor\"?\" \"Since when does a doctor dictate the needs... of my digestive system?\" \"Sir, you're not being a very good patient.\" \"No, I'm a terrible patient.\" \"Why don't you get out ofhere, and do not come back... until you are suitably accompanied by a couple of scrambled eggs... and some hot, buttered whole wheat toast?\" \"Now, scoot.\" \"Scoot.\" \"Well, I was going to ask you how you were feeling, but obviously that would be a waste of time.\" \"Well, since you insist, Jessica, I'm feeling perfectly awful.\" \"I am simply dizzy from lack of sleep.\" \"Not true.\" \"The head nurse told me that you slept like a bear all the night.\" \"The head nurse was not here when all those little junior nurses were running around... feeding me paregoric every couple of hours and taking my vital signs.\" \"Oh, Seth, I can't tell you how wonderful it is to hear you talking like that.\" \"Yesterday you were frail, frightened, humble.\" \"I was terrified.\" \"But today you're your usual grouchy, irascible self, and I feel much better.\" \"Thank you very much, Dr. Freud.\" \"Now, if my attitude is not too off-putting, let's get down to cases.\" \"Was it or was it not that apple Eudora brought you that did the dirty deed?\" \"It was, but for the time being we're just going to keep it among ourselves you and me and the sheriff.\" \" Good.\" \"The last thing I need is to see my face plastered all over the 6:00 news.\" \"The important thing is, what's Metzger doing about it?\" \"Well, he has Eudora at the jail.\" \"He's waiting for the county attorney to take her to Portland.\" \" Good.\" \"At least that'll keep you out of harm's way.\" \" Maybe.\" \"Maybe?\" \"Woman, it's obvious she was after you.\" \"Yes, I know it looks that way.\" \"Look, Seth, if indeed Eudora had intended to poison me, don't you think it would be stupid of her to buy the murder weapon... at MacGruder's Fruit Stand down on State Route 6?\" \"Jessica, she tried to steal your book.\" \"She's a desperate, irrational woman.\" \"No, I'm sorry.\" \"She's too good a criminologist to attempt a murder that clumsy.\" \"Well, I'll let you know if I find out anything.\" \"Yes, you do that.\" \"Well, here we are, Dr. Hazlitt.\" \"Ah, and about time too.\" \"What did you do, have to go to Bert Kendall's chicken ranch for these?\" \"Oh, no.\" \"Cook found a box of powdered eggs on the top shelf of the pantry.\" \"[Lid Slams]\" \"[Mort] That so?\" \"No kiddin'?\" \"Morning, Floyd.\" \"Morning, Mrs. Fletcher.\" \"Sheriff's on the phone.\" \"Yes, so I see.\" \"Okay, well, thanks.\" \"That's a big help.\" \"Yeah, right.\" \"Same to you.\" \"Sheriff, I know you- Be with you in a minute, Mrs. Fletcher.\" \"Yeah, l-I know you're very busy, but could I impose upon you... to let me see your report and the coroner's report of the murder victim?\" \" What for?\" \"You got an idea?\" \" Well, no, not really.\" \"It's\" \" It's just that, well, the more I think about it, the more something seems terribly wrong.\" \"I mean, for one thing, we're not even sure... that the private detective was following Eudora.\" \"All the slip of paper in his pocket said was \"Shipton.\"\" \"I mean, for all we know, he could have been following her husband Hank.\" \" You read upside down, ma'am?\" \" What?\" \"That's the first thing I learned when I graduated from the academy.\" \"When you report to your C.O. While he's chewing you out, you read the memos on his desk- upside down.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"That guy on the phone- That was Cappaletti's partner.\" \"He just got back to the Big Apple an hour ago.\" \"You know what he tells me?\" \"For openers, Cappaletti always carried a load of cash on him\" \"$400, $500- so I said to myself, \"Hey, maybe it was robbery.\"\" \"No.\" \"No, no.\" \"I don't think so.\" \"Yeah, me neither, 'cause that's when he hits me with the big weenie.\" \"You were right about it, Jessica.\" \"He wasn't following Eudora.\" \"He was following her husband.\" \"But why?\" \"That's what I intend to find out, as soon as I talk to the client- guy name of Victor Caspar.\" \"Married to that cute little number- the lady's agent.\" \"[Victor] Yes, I hired Tony Cappaletti.\" \"Is that by chance a crime here in Cabot Cove?\" \"It certainly isn't in New York City.\" \"Sir, if you don't mind, I'd like to ask you a few questions.\" \"Yes, I do mind.\" \"I'm trying to digest my lunch.\" \"And what are you doing here, Mrs. Fletcher?\" \" Have you been deputized?\" \" No, but it could be arranged.\" \"Now look, sir, let me tell you how it is.\" \"Now, you can either talk to Mrs. Fletcher and me here, now, or you can do it in my office, also now.\" \"Up to you.\" \"Please, Mrs. Fletcher, won't you join me?\" \"Thank you.\" \"Thank you, Mr. Caspar.\" \"May I order you something?\" \"Lunch?\" \"Some wine, perhaps.\" \"Oh, no.\" \"No, thank you.\" \"Okay, let's hear about you and Cappaletti.\" \"Start with page one.\" \"Page one.\" \"Ah, yes.\" \"\"Once upon a time\"\" \"But that's another story, one that ends, I believe, with,\" \"\"And then they lived happily ever after.\"\" \"Several weeks ago, I began to suspect that my wife was having an affair... with Eudora McVeigh's husband Hank Shipton.\" \"I retained Mr. Cappaletti to either confirm or disprove my suspicions.\" \"When he told me that Liza was becoming evasive and hard to follow,\" \"I told him to switch his attentions to Shipton.\" \"Earlier this week he reported to me several amusing stories... of their activities together.\" \"Did you know that he followed Hank Shipton up here to Cabot Cove the other night?\" \"No, but the day after, when the news of the murder reached New York,\" \"I knew from the description on the television... that Cappaletti had been the victim.\" \"After consulting with my attorney, I drove here to Cabot Cove to find out firsthand... what was going on.\" \"Okay, okay, you were gonna what?\" \"Divorce your wife?\" \"Oh, dear, no.\" \"I wouldn't give her that satisfaction- at least not until she begged sufficiently.\" \"You see, Mrs. Fletcher, despite her upbringing,\" \"Liza has an instinct for the main chance, and believe me, when Eudora unloads Hank, he's gonna come out of it a very wealthy man.\" \"And Liza\" \" Oh, Liza.\" \"She'll be right there with her hand in his pocket.\" \"Hank Shipton didn't come up with Liza.\" \"He came up with his son, Bobby.\" \"So then, where was Liza at the time?\" \"Well, didn't she tell Victor that she was working late?\" \"Maybe she was.\" \"Yeah.\" \"And Mr. Charm School spent the entire evening playing blackjack in Atlantic City- so he says.\" \"You know, this is crazy.\" \"A guy gets killed in Cabot Cove, and here we are worrying about a couple of people... who had to be in New York at the time.\" \"Possibly.\" \"\"Possibly\"?\" \"What do you mean, possibly?\" \"Ma'am, it is eight hours and 10 minutes from here to the Triborough Bridge.\" \"Believe me, when you travel by car with my wife, you know these things.\" \"Well, perhaps the killer flew.\" \"Oh, sure.\" \"He snuck into Cabot Cove by booking the 6:10 commuter flight out of La Guardia, like we wouldn't find out.\" \"Now what did I say?\" \"Mort, if Cappaletti was following Hank Shipton, obviously he went where Hank went.\" \"And where Hank went the night of the killing was the Hill House.\" \"You think that's where the killing took place?\" \"There or nearby.\" \"I'll check it out.\" \"[Men Shouting]\" \"[Man] That's it, that's it.\" \"Give it to him.\" \"[Groans]\" \"All right, break it upl I said, break it up.\" \"All right, everybody get back.\" \"All right now, Arnie.\" \"What's this all about?\" \"This guy dropped a couple hundred bucks to me shooting pool.\" \"He wouldn't pay.\" \"[Man] Good for you, Arnie.\" \"Bobby?\" \"[Man #2] That's right.\" \"Oh, you're hurt.\" \"We've gotta get you to the hospital.\" \"Sheriff?\" \"Ow, ow, ow!\" \"Take it easy, Doc, okay?\" \"You're lucky.\" \"A little deeper and this would have required stitches.\" \"What do you think, Mrs. F.\" \"Are the girls gonna love this mug of mine?\" \"I don't see why not.\" \"That's funny.\" \"They never did before.\" \"[Chuckles]\" \"Yeah, Floyd, what's up?\" \"Yeah?\" \"No kidding.\" \"Okay, I'll meet you over there.\" \"I'm on my way.\" \"Bobby, the other night, when you and your father drove up here, did you notice whether you were being followed?\" \"Followed by whom?\" \"By that detective.\" \"The stiff they found on the rocks?\" \"No way.\" \"Way I hear it, he was following Eudora.\" \"Tell you, Mrs. Fletcher, I feel kind of sorry for her.\" \"The old rubber band finally snapped.\" \"Well, you don't really think that she killed that man?\" \"Well, you gotta understand about Eudora.\" \"Her books- That was her whole world.\" \"The hell with everything else.\" \"She would have done anything to stay on top.\" \"I mean, she tried to kill you, didn't she?\" \"Steal your book?\" \"Pop told me last night.\" \"I mean, that is crazy.\" \"Ow.\" \"Owl\" \"Doc, please.\" \"You're gonna have to keep still, young man.\" \"Bobby.\" \"What happened?\" \"Are you okay?\" \"Yeah, I'm fine.\" \"You should have seen the other guy.\" \"Scared out of his shorts.\" \"Thought he killed me.\" \"[Chuckles]\" \"[Laughing] How about this guy, Jessica?\" \"Always in trouble.\" \"Well, he seems to have survived it.\" \"Like father, like son.\" \"Guess I shouldn't complain.\" \"Well, if you'll excuse me, I have a sick friend to see.\" \"Uh, Jessica.\" \"Ow, ow, ow.\" \"I tried to talk to Eudora at the jail, but she wouldn't see me.\" \"Look, I'm sorry.\" \"Liza told me about the manuscript.\" \"That was a terrible thing to do, but Eudora hasn't been herself.\" \"I know, Hank.\" \"She needs help.\" \"And all the support we can give her.\" \"I always said you were a great old broad.\" \"And as for you, son- What's this all about?\" \"Oh, come on, Pop.\" \"I was getting hustled by that yokel.\" \"So what?\" \"You don't welsh.\" \"I wasn't gonna welsh.\" \"He already got me for 400.\" \"The other 200 I didn't have.\" \"I told him I'd get it.\" \"That's when he got nasty.\" \"I was reachin' to give him my watch to hold on to.\" \"That's when the guy sucker punches me.\" \"He did, huh?\" \"When we get out of here- When I get out of here...\" \" let's go down there and pick that jerk apart, huh?\" \" Forget it, Bobby.\" \"Look what he did to me.\" \"Maybe you asked for it.\" \"Listen, son, we're the strangers in this town.\" \"Let's just leave well enough alone.\" \" Pop.\" \" I don't wanna hear any more about it.\" \"[Tires Squeal]\" \"[Man] Hey, Floyd, here comes Sheriff Metzger.\" \"[Men Chattering]\" \"[Police Radio Chatter]\" \"[Floyd] Sheriff, over here.\" \"Could be this is where it happened.\" \"Well, let's take a look.\" \"Right by this tree.\" \"Thaddeus found it.\" \"See there?\" \"That rock?\" \"Appears to be blood, don't you think?\" \"Yeah, could be.\" \"Blood at the base of this tree too.\" \"And over there, there's tire tracks in the mud.\" \"Somebody drove a car in here... and maybe moved the body.\" \"Uh-huh.\" \"What do you know?\" \"Busted pair of glasses.\" \"This is where it happened, all right.\" \"Nice work, everybody.\" \"Floyd, get those forensics guys on the horn.\" \"Tell 'em I want casts of those tire treads, so I can match 'em to the victim's car.\" \"Right.\" \"Also tell 'em I want 'em all over this place like graffiti on the Battery Park Local.\" \"Like ticks on a hound dog.\" \"Right.\" \"Yes, sir, Sheriff.\" \"Afternoon, Jessica.\" \"Oh, good afternoon, Hank.\" \"What's going on over there?\" \"They found some blood and some broken eyeglasses.\" \"The sheriff thinks that's where the private detective was killed.\" \"Did he tell you that we had a talk with your husband?\" \"Look, Jessica, I didn't kill that P.I.\" \"I didn't even know he was following us.\" \"Me and Bobby-We rolled in here around 2:00 in the morning, checked in and sacked out.\" \"I was asleep when my head hit the pillow.\" \"I swear to God.\" \"I cannot believe that man cared enough about me to hire a detective.\" \"Well, I have a lot of packing to do.\" \"Good-bye, Jessica.\" \"I'm sorry we've made such a mess of things.\" \"Hank, I'll ring your room as soon as I'm ready.\" \"Don't forget about your shot.\" \"You should have taken it an hour ago.\" \"Shot?\" \"My insulin shot.\" \"I'm a diabetic.\" \"I thought you knew that.\" \"No.\" \"No, I didn't.\" \"Hank- Jessica\" \"Victor froze out Liza the same way Eudora froze me out.\" \"I don't know how it happened.\" \"It just did, but that's that.\" \"We intend to live happily ever after.\" \"Maybe not on as rich a scale.\" \"But what the hell?\" \"Well, I should think that the two of you will do quite well.\" \"I mean, after your settlement from Eudora.\" \"[Laughing] My settlement?\" \"That's funny.\" \"No, before we got married, Eudora made me sign a dozen different papers.\" \"When we split, I get zilch.\" \"I may even owe her money.\" \"If you get a chance to talk to her, tell her I'm sorry that things turned out this way.\" \"I'd tell her myself, but like I said, she's not talking to anybody, least of all me.\" \"Hank, wait.\" \"Are you telling me that you haven't seen or talked to Eudora at all?\" \"No, not since she was locked up.\" \" Then you don't know about the apple?\" \" What apple?\" \"Eudora brought me some apples.\" \"Someone used a syringe to lace them with poison.\" \"That's insane.\" \"Someone wanted me dead.\" \"Or more likely, someone wanted Eudora to take the blame for my death.\" \" Hank, where's your son?\" \" Bobby?\" \"I don't know.\" \"He's in his room, I guess.\" \"Jessica, what's Bobby got to do with this?\" \"[Knocking] [Mort] Shipton?\" \"Anyone there?\" \"This is Sheriff Metzger.\" \"Open up.\" \"[Keys Jingling]\" \"Sheriff?\" \"[Clapping]\" \"[Man] Yeah, terrific.\" \"So, now what, big guy?\" \"Hey, Arnie.\" \"Look who just walked in.\" \"I don't want any trouble from you, fella.\" \"Yeah, I guess you don't.\" \"What's this?\" \"Looks like just the weasel and you, right?\" \"Where's all your buddies?\" \"Hey, I don't need any help handling you, so why don't you just turn around and get out of here?\" \"I don't feel like doing that.\" \"You did a pretty good job on my face here, Arnold.\" \"That's your name, right?\" \"It's Arnold.\" \"Hey, look.\" \"You lost money and you wouldn't pay up.\" \"You got what you des\" \"Hey, take it easy.\" \"What's the matter, Arnold?\" \"Don't feel so tough anymore?\" \"You don't look it either.\" \"What are you backing up for?\" \"Something bothering you, Arnold?\" \"Hold it right there.\" \"Don't move.\" \"Don't any of you move.\" \"Put your hands where I can see 'em.\" \"You can put your hands down.\" \"Straight down by your sides.\" \"Go on.\" \"My face is kind of a mess, right?\" \"Put your hands down!\" \"Down, do you hear me?\" \"[Giggles]\" \"[Tires Screech]\" \"What's the matter, Arnold?\" \"Don't you like it?\" \"Hmm?\" \"Don't you like it, Arnold?\" \"Hey, you!\" \" [Hank] Bobby.\" \" Stay out of this, Pop.\" \"Are you crazy?\" \"Put down the gun.\" \"Better do what he says, son.\" \"Come on, Pop.\" \"You see what he did to my face?\" \"Get out of here, Mrs. Fletcher, now.\" \"Sheriff\" \"I said now.\" \"Bobby, come on, son.\" \" Things are bad enough.\" \"Don't make 'em worse.\" \" What are you talkin' about?\" \" You know what I'm talking about- that private investigator.\" \" That wasn't me.\" \"It was you.\" \"Maybe you better let me handle this, Mr. Shipton.\" \"Please, Sheriff, he's my responsibility.\" \"What did you kill him for, Bobby?\" \"Why'd you do that?\" \"I am telling you, Pop,\" \"I didn't- Then where'd you get the gun?\" \"Whose gun is that, son?\" \"I had to do it, Pop.\" \"'Cause he knew.\" \"He was gonna fix it so Eudora dumped you.\" \"It's a lot of money, Pop.\" \"Anything we ever wanted.\" \"Well, maybe you didn't care, but I cared.\" \"Over 20 years, I never had nothin' until you married her.\" \"Think I was gonna let that creep take it away?\" \"Give me the gun, Bobby.\" \"No, Pop.\" \"Give it to me, or I'll take it.\" \"Maybe you'd like to kill me too.\" \"[Sobbing]\" \"Dorie.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"It was Bobby that poisoned those apples.\" \"Oh, Hank.\" \"Crazy kid.\" \"He got it in his head that if you were convicted of murder,\" \"I'd get all the money, and he'd be on easy street.\" \"So he went toJessica's to plant the gun in the bedroom you'd been using, and when he saw the basket of apples and the card and he knew that you'd brought them, he got a better idea.\" \"Oh, Hank, I'm so sorry.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Listen.\" \"Can I give you a ride back to the inn?\" \"I have to call a lawyer.\" \"Sheriff?\" \"Yeah, she's free to go.\" \"Well, there goes one grateful lady.\" \"If you hadn't figured out Bobby was responsible, she'd still be sitting in there.\" \"But I didn't figure it out, Seth.\" \"All I knew was that Bobby had poisoned the apples.\" \"Yeah, how did you know that?\" \"Well, at the hospital the other night,\" \"Bobby said to me\" \"She would have done anything to stay on top.\" \"I mean, she tried to kill you, didn't she?\" \"Steal your book?\" \"Pop told me last night.\" \"Hank knew about the book, all right, but there was no way... that he could have known about the attempt on my life.\" \"The only ones who knew about that were the three of us and Eudora- and Eudora refused to see Hank or anyone else, for that matter.\" \"I gotta tell you the truth, ma'am.\" \"If I had to take that into a court of law\" \"All I can say is, it's a good thing we caught the guy with the P.I.'s gun.\" \"All I can say is, it's past my bedtime.\" \"Jess, can I give you a lift home?\" \"Oh, yes, Seth.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Good night, Sheriff.\" \"Good night, ma'am.\" \"You too, Doc.\" \"A-yah.\" \"Well, how about a cup of coffee, Seth?\" \"Oh, no thanks.\" \"Listen, I've got some delicious gingerbread.\" \"It wouldn't take me a minute to heat it up.\" \"Some other time.\" \"I've gotta get an early start tomorrow.\" \"I'm going fishing over by Little Duck Island.\" \"Seth, you just got out of the hospital.\" \"And I almost didn't.\" \"Had lots of time to think about...\" \"tasting the wine and smelling the roses.\" \"It's just going to be me and Caleb.\" \"There'll be plenty of room if you'd like to come along.\" \"That is very sweet of you, Seth.\" \"It really is, but, you know, I feel as if I've just broken the spine of this new book of mine, and I have just got to write it now, while it's still fresh.\" \"Suit yourself.\" \"Oh, if you change your mind, we'll be leaving about 9:00, thereabouts.\" \"Well, thanks.\" \"So good night for now, and thanks for the ride.\" \"My pleasure.\" \"[Typing]\" \"[Doorbell Rings]\" \"Eudora!\" \"I thought you left last night.\" \"Well, I intended to, but things got a little complicated.\" \"I didn't want to leave without saying good-bye, and to thank you.\" \"Oh, don't be silly.\" \"Come inside.\" \"No, I really can't.\" \"I have 100 things on my agenda.\" \"I treated you shabbily.\" \"I'm ashamed and embarrassed.\" \"If there's anything I can do to make amends,\" \"I will do it.\" \"Now please don't say anything kind.\" \"I just couldn't take it.\" \"Eudora, wait, please.\" \"I just wanted to say that I'm really sorry about Hank.\" \"Oh, that's all right.\" \"It was never right for us, even from the beginning.\" \"He and Liza are a perfect match.\" \"I wish them nothing but happiness.\" \"Really.\" \"What'll you do?\" \"Another book?\" \"Oh, no.\" \"At least, not right away.\" \"I have a sister in Oregon, and she has three adorable children...\" \"I hardly even know.\" \"So for a few months I'll be Aunt Eudora, and see if I can put some sanity back into my life.\" \"Good.\" \"[Car Door Closes, Engine Starts]\" \"[Line Ringing]\" \"[Seth On Answering Machine] This is the doctor speaking.\" \"If you're violently ill, get yourself over to the hospital.\" \"They can't do much more damage than I would.\" \"[Handset Settles In Cradle]\" \"Seth!\" \"Seth, don't gol\" \"Well, now, I'd just about given up on you.\" \"Well, after that gracious invitation, how could I refuse?\" \"Well, if you want to make yourself useful, why don't you bear a hand with that bowline?\" \"You mean, you've been waiting for me here for an hour, and all you can tell me to do is to see to that bowline?\" \"We haven't been waiting.\" \"We had... mechanical difficulties.\" \"Oh.\" \"Well.\" \"Fine.\" \"I'll, uh, see to the bowline.\" \"Oh, morning, Caleb.\" \"Morning, ma'am.\" \"The fact is, we been waiting here for over an hour.\" \"Sure glad you showed up.\" \"The doc was gettin' mighty testy.\""} +{"text": "\"Look, her first high-end retail shopping experience.\" \"Her nanny tried to take her to Baby Gap... but she'd just cry and cry.\" \"She was a professional shopper at age three.\" \"Oh, wow!\" \"Remember when she was on the cover of \"Seventeen\"?\" \"She had so much potential back then.\" \"Look at her.\" \"She could have been a Playmate by now.\" \"Hello!\" \"She's a lawyer.\" \" That's way better.\" \" Why?\" \"There she is!\" \"You always said she has the perfect shaped head... for a tiara!\" \"Look at that slime dog!\" \"It was so nice of you to make this for Elle's wedding shower.\" \"I can't scrapbook worth a damn.\" \"I took a class on it at community college.\" \" She got a \"B.\"\" \" Plus!\" \"The day she passed her LSAT!\" \"I swallowed some of that Silly String.\" \"It wouldn't be the first time.\" \"Look at that.\" \"Her first day at Harvard.\" \"Unbelievable.\" \"Awesome.\" \"The Bend and Snap!\" \"I love that.\" \"I did it last night naked.\" \" You did not.\" \" Yes.\" \"I busted a window.\" \"Oh, my God, there's Bruiser's first highlights.\" \"Is this the key to her first office at the firm?\" \"Remember that Caribbean decor?\" \"It was genius.\" \"Look, there she is with Congresswoman Rudd... when they started the Harvard alumni women's event.\" \" Yeah.\" \" That's two kick-ass women.\" \"I like them.\" \"I really like them.\" \"The first day they met!\" \"Emmett loves her already.\" \"You can see it in his eyes.\" \"Emmett and Elle.\" \"They're truly Romeo and Juliet without the dying.\" \"Paulette?\" \"Oh, my God!\" \"Girls, I think it's her.\" \" Quick!\" \"Lights out!\" \" OK!\" \"Paulette?\" \"I thought we were supposed to be at the movies by 9:00.\" \"Surprise!\" \"We got her!\" \"Oh, my God!\" \"Margot, Serena, I cannot believe... you guys flew all the way here!\" \" No biggie.\" \" On the contrary.\" \"It's a huge biggie.\" \"Thank you.\" \"You guys are the best.\" \"Speaking of biggies, can we see your ring again?\" \"Not your Delta Nu ring, Elle.\" \"You mean, this one?\" \"Clarity between F.L. And V.V.S. Nice girdle diameter.\" \"Cut impeccable.\" \"It's a keeper.\" \"Thanks!\" \"Oh, my gosh, it's from Emmett!\" \"That's me and Emmett on Fenway baseball field.\" \"It's his favorite place in the whole world.\" \"I love snow globes.\" \"I can hear the ocean.\" \"Listen, honey, you're a full-time bride now... so you'll need a whole new wardrobe.\" \"I'm not quitting my job, you guys.\" \"Do you guys remember that feeling we used to get... during a really intense Spinning class?\" \"That we feel so truly amazing about ourselves?\" \"That's how I feel being a lawyer.\" \"I love it.\" \"I have this huge annual review coming up... so keep 'em crossed, girls.\" \"Crossed!\" \"Congratulations, you did it.\" \"With three wrong answers, you've managed to undermine... the entire foundation upon which our legal system's built.\" \"And by the way... it only took me two wrong answers.\" \"Sweetie, you customized my ring?\" \"Again?\" \"Emmett, you are never going to believe my news!\" \" What?\" \" Fenway Park!\" \"You, me, two rings, and one recently ordained umpire... right on the entry field!\" \"Infield.\" \"What are you talking about?\" \"It turns out the starting pitcher for the Red Sox... has an unfortunate unibrow problem.\" \"He goes to Nadia, my waxer... so the team pulled some strings with the site manager... and we're getting married at Fenway!\" \"Are you serious?\" \"Are you sure this is what you want to do?\" \"I can married anywhere and it wouldn't matter.\" \"That's a lie.\" \"I'm getting married under the Green Monster!\" \"Yes!\" \"And in just three months and four days!\" \"Emmett, we have so much to talk about.\" \"I want everybody who matters to us to be there.\" \"Oh, my God!\" \"I almost forgot!\" \"You want me to what?\" \"You want me to what?\" \"A biological birth parent search.\" \"For your dog.\" \"For my Chihuahua-American Bruiser Woods.\" \"I found him abandoned years ago.\" \"Miss, I'm the highest-paid, most sought after... private investigator in the greater Boston area.\" \"That's precisely why we came to you, Detective.\" \"It is absolutely vital that we find Bruiser's mother pronto.\" \"His father might be more difficult.\" \"You know dogs.\" \"May I ask why?\" \"Of course.\" \"\"Martha Stewart Weddings\"... recommends a 4 to 6-week window for RSVPs... and I can't send the invitation without an address.\" \"And the sooner I get started on the calligraphy the better.\" \"You want to send an invitation to your wedding... to your dog's mother.\" \"And you're serious?\" \"Detective, if I have to make room... for my second cousin's vegan diet coach... you better believe I'll make room for the mother... of the one loving creature who's always been there for me.\" \"In fact, I can't believe I haven't done this sooner!\" \"I'm thinking the same thing.\" \" Elle!\" \" Hi, Mr. Blaine.\" \" The client is thrilled.\" \" Good!\" \"How you seamlessly negotiated that deal?\" \" It was simply magnifique.\" \" Thank you.\" \"Big staff meeting today, kiddo.\" \"All right.\" \"I got my fingers crossed.\" \"Milton, two shots, extra foam.\" \" Wow.\" \"Thanks, E.W.\" \" No problem!\" \" Go get 'em today.\" \" Thanks.\" \"Soy for you, honey.\" \"No dairy.\" \"That's right.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Your call list is endless.\" \" It is?\" \" We better get right on it.\" \"Kevin, you shouldn't have!\" \"I'm not sure they're giving me the promotion today.\" \"It's just a widespread yet credible rumor.\" \"It's from me and the girls.\" \"Oh, right!\" \"Now do me.\" \"I feel like the luckiest girl in the world.\" \" Me, too!\" \" You do?\" \"I had no idea I could be this happy... without accruing credit card debt.\" \"Already?\" \"Well, Miss Woods, even the weird ones get cracked.\" \" You ready?\" \" Yes!\" \"Bruiser Woods... meet your mom.\" \"Bruiser... your cheekbones.\" \"And it's all in there.\" \"Good luck finding whatever it is you're looking for.\" \"Oh, my God!\" \"She's a Bostonian!\" \"Bruiser, we're here!\" \"As your adoptive mother, I'm sure you're nervous... about meeting your birth mother... but hear her out, OK?\" \"I'm sure she had her reasons.\" \"Bruiser, your mother lives at... the top secret Versace think-tank!\" \"I told you they had one!\" \"No, ma'am.\" \"Unless you have a pass, you cannot go up there.\" \"Lucky I always keep it on me.\" \"Hold on.\" \"It's right here.\" \"There you go.\" \"What is it?\" \"It's my double platinum V.V.I.P. Versace...\" \"Preferred Customer identification card.\" \"Available only to those that've shopped on five continents.\" \"If that fails to satisfy you, you can also contact...\" \"Billy Dailey, head of customer relations.\" \"You got the wrong VERSACE, lady.\" \"Really?\" \"Donatella's not here?\" \"Bruiser, where are you going?\" \"Bruiser!\" \"Ma'am!\" \"Bruiser?\" \"Get back here!\" \"Where are you going?\" \"Bruiser, I didn't know you were so athletic.\" \"What is it?\" \"Oh, my God!\" \"You, come here!\" \"Come on!\" \"Open this door immediately!\" \"What are you doing here?\" \"You have my dog's mom, and I need her right now!\" \"Absolutely not.\" \"I'm not authorized to release... any subjects from their containment units.\" \"I'm not even allowed to have a key.\" \"Swallow the thing one time, and all of a sudden... you're the weird key swallower who can't be trusted.\" \"I don't think you're understanding me.\" \"I'm willing to pay for her.\" \"These animals aren't for sale, ma'am.\" \"They're the legal property of this facility.\" \"What kind of facility is this?\" \"Mr. Livermore, I'm so sorry!\" \"Elle, this VERSACE is a cosmetic testing facility.\" \" Oh, no!\" \" Bruiser's mom's a test subject.\" \"I want her out of there immediately.\" \"Animal test subjects can only be surrendered... on a voluntary basis, and they're not volunteering.\" \"After I get through with them, they'll be begging.\" \"And I'm not just taking Bruiser's mom.\" \"I'll bust all those dogs out of that doggie dungeon.\" \"\"Research Science and Critter Exploitation\"?\" \"This VERSACE's owned by the C'est Magnifique Corporation!\" \"That's fantastic!\" \"Our law firm represents C'est Magnifique.\" \"We can tell them to fix this.\" \"I can't wait to take this to the partners.\" \"But how are you going to convince them?\" \"Presenting...\" \"Abandoned at birth, I was on my own at an early age... fighting for survival on the streets of Beverly Hills... making his way down the boulevard of broken dreams, turning tricks at Hollywood and Vine... yet even when I found a loving mother...\" \"I couldn't shake this nagging emptiness in my heart.\" \"It was like a void.\" \"When I looked in the mirror... who was it that was looking back at me?\" \"This is Bruiser's question.\" \"And in a way, aren't we all Bruisers?\" \"I think yes.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Ms. Woods, this is a law firm... not an animal rights advocacy group.\" \"We're lawyers.\" \"We have to fight for justice.\" \"And this is definitely unjust.\" \"In this case, the cost of beauty is way too high.\" \"I can't believe I said that, but it's true.\" \"What we fight for... is our clients and their best interests.\" \"But isn't doing the right thing in everybody's best interest?\" \"I think you're confusing the right thing and the law.\" \"You didn't think they were the same, did you?\" \"Why don't we get back to business... and discuss your very bright future?\" \"Pardon me, I don't mean to interrupt... but I just-- What you're saying is... if C'est Magnifique follows the letter of the law... even if it ends up hurting living beings... we're just doing our job?\" \"I'm sorry, Mr. Blaine...\" \"I don't think I can work with people who believe that.\" \"You know what?\" \"You're right.\" \"Thank you, Mr. Blaine.\" \"You shouldn't have to work with people who believe that.\" \"Absolutely.\" \"I knew you would understand.\" \"You're fired, Elle.\" \"What?\" \"We only have room for serious lawyers here.\" \"Take the rest of the day to clear out your things.\" \"But the secretarial pool already gave me a balloon.\" \"Keep the balloon, if you wish.\" \"Please, Emmett, just go away.\" \"Why don't you come on out, sweetie?\" \"I know Bruiser doesn't blame you.\" \"But I'm all he has to speak for him in this world... and I have completely failed him.\" \"You know what I thought the first time I saw you?\" \"\"God, that woman wears a lot of pink\"?\" \"No.\" \"I thought...\" \"\"That woman is really special.\"\" \"\"She believes she can make a difference and she will.\"\" \"So... come on out and let's talk about it.\" \"No.\" \"We could go over some wedding details.\" \"How about that?\" \"It revolves.\" \"And it illuminates.\" \"It's even got the Red Sox colors.\" \"That's fantastic, honey!\" \"Speaking of red socks... you're not getting cold feet, are you?\" \"About what?\" \"How's it going to look?\" \"A Harvard law professor... married to a lawyer who got fired from her first job.\" \"Fired for something she believes in.\" \"It's going to look like...\" \"\"There goes the luckiest guy in the whole world.\"\" \"Thanks.\" \"Holy crap!\" \"It's gorgeous!\" \"The material keeps falling apart.\" \"No!\" \"Amy, is something wrong?\" \"You can't do a scallop trim on the outer hoop skirt.\" \"The material's too delicate.\" \"It'll just fall apart.\" \"But in two out of three home tests it held.\" \"I am so sorry, Elle.\" \"No biggie.\" \"I guess I don't need... a scallop trim on the outer hoop skirt.\" \"I'll be fine.\" \"What is it that you said back when I couldn't... fit into my white spandex pantsuit for my wedding?\" \"If the fabric doesn't work with you... don't work with it.\" \"It's one of my favorite mantras.\" \"That is so true, and I know the most perfect organza!\" \"Or something really classy like... like white leather!\" \"I'll call the guy that did my car seats.\" \"Wait... that's it.\" \"Don't fight the fabric.\" \"Change it.\" \"OK, but white leather?\" \"If the law is what's keeping Bruiser's mother locked up...\" \"I shouldn't be fighting it, I should be changing it.\" \"Everybody, I'm going to make... animal testing for cosmetics illegal!\" \"I know that making a dog wear mascara and blush is wrong...\" \"This isn't just about Bruiser's mom anymore... this is about the fact that every day... that I put on my Gold Goddess luminescent blush... some poor little innocent animal might be suffering for it.\" \"You don't realize how horrible something is... until it happens to you personally.\" \"Like breastfeeding.\" \"And if I want to give a voice to Bruiser...\" \"I have to go to the place that gave a voice to the people!\" \"Oh, my God!\" \"The headquarters of \"Cosmopolitan\" magazine!\" \"Better!\" \"Ladies...\" \"I'm going to Washington!\" \"D.C., here I come!\" \"If anybody can handle this, it's you, honey.\" \"I got a call from the Delta Nu 24-hour housing hotline.\" \"Your apartment's all set.\" \" Great!\" \" Elle!\" \"Oh, my God!\" \"You look like the Fourth of July!\" \"Makes me want a hot dog real bad.\" \"Yeah, OK.\" \"You got to get going, honey.\" \"OK.\" \" Elle, look at this.\" \" What's that?\" \"According to \"Animal Fair\" magazine... your new boss is the best groomed woman in Washington.\" \"Her beagle's name is Dolly Madison... which is my grandma's stripper name.\" \"Isn't that a good sign?\" \"Oh, my gosh.\" \"A job with a brilliant congresswoman... who's also a fellow Harvard alum.\" \"You'll do great, Elle.\" \"It's destiny.\" \"But isn't planning the wedding of the century... and changing the law kind of hard?\" \"Paulette, I taught Bruiser how to shop online.\" \"I think I can handle Congress.\" \"See ya.\" \"Home sweet home.\" \"You ready?\" \"OK.\" \"Welcome to the Wellington, ma'am.\" \"It's a thrill to be here!\" \"Time to legislate!\" \"No.\" \"Too Nancy.\" \"Too Hillary.\" \"Too Monica.\" \"Too perfect for words!\" \"Hi!\" \"Good morning, fellow public servants.\" \"It's my first day.\" \"Nice briefcase.\" \"Huh?\" \"Thank you.\" \"Hi!\" \"Last item on our agenda--Elle Woods.\" \"Personal Rudd hire, taking up a bill... on animal testing in the cosmetic industry.\" \"I'm sorry, Rudd's backing that?\" \"Matter of conscience, whatever.\" \"Who knows?\" \"Maybe it'll boost our female demographic.\" \"The point is we're animal lovers now.\" \"If this is so important to Rudd, shouldn't I be handling it?\" \"No, Timothy, not when we have a woman... who according to Rudd, is one of the shrewdest... legal and political minds of our time.\" \"Hello, patriots!\" \"I don't think I've been this excited... since Gucci became a publicly traded company.\" \"Oh, my God, it's Capitol Barbie.\" \"She's so shiny.\" \"So where should I start?\" \"Excuse me, sweetie?\" \"Intern orientation is down the hall in Room 216.\" \"That's before 217 and after 215.\" \"Oh, my God!\" \"That is so sweet of you!\" \"You think I'm an intern?\" \"That anti-wrinkle all-salmon diet really works.\" \"Who are you?\" \" I'm sorry\" \" Elle Woods, welcome!\" \"I haven't seen you since the alumni meeting!\" \" I know!\" \"How are you?\" \" Good!\" \"This is Elle Woods, everyone.\" \"Basically me when I first came to D. C... so make her feel at home.\" \"You ready to hit the ground running?\" \"Are these not my comfortable heels?\" \" Cute shoes.\" \" Thank you.\" \"They are comfy.\" \"Here's Bruiser.\" \"Welcome.\" \"Oh, you little sugar!\" \"Back her up, people.\" \"This is the most collaborative bunch on the Hill...\" \"So gather them together... talk strategy as soon as you get settled in.\" \" And, Elle?\" \" Yes?\" \" Welcome to Washington.\" \" Thank you!\" \"Okey-dokey.\" \"I missed the part about where my office is.\" \"The desk.\" \"Right here.\" \"All righty.\" \"Then I'm going to need a glue gun... some pinking shears, and five yards of grosgrain ribbon.\" \"Yeah, that'll do it.\" \"Well, look at you.\" \"You can run your wedding coordinator business... during all that legislative downtime.\" \"Don't be silly, Grace.\" \"This is to plan my own wedding to Emmett.\" \"See, this is us.\" \"He had this made for me.\" \"That's him, and that's me smiling.\" \"Maybe he'll make one of you and me.\" \"You'll be talking and I'll be throwing up.\" \"Speaking of nuptials, wait till I tell... the congresswoman that I was invited... to John McCain's nephew's wedding.\" \"He's really quite a sweet kid.\" \"Tell me something, Timothy... is it difficult for you to breathe with... your mouth flat against your employer's butt?\" \"I don't know, Grace.\" \"Is it difficult to see... with your head in the Minority Whip's lap?\" \"It was the distinguished gentlemen from Iowa.\" \"His wife had recently left him and we just talked.\" \"Right.\" \"Because if you did \"visit\" his district... you should've gotten some legislation out of it.\" \"How would you even know... when you're busy chasing interns on a skateboard?\" \"Excuse me?\" \"Who wants to talk animal testing?\" \"Write a bill, Britney.\" \"I don't have a car!\" \"Snap Cup time\" \"Gather ye round\" \"Friends and foes together\" \"United and bound\" \"Pass it to your neighbor\" \"Instead of blowing up\" \"And we'll find harmony and love\" \"In the Snap Cup!\" \"Don't tell me you don't know what a Snap Cup is?\" \"OK, I'll explain it.\" \"You are going to write down an anonymous praise note... on a little warm fuzzy.\" \"Warm fuzzy?\" \"Yes.\" \"Compliments about your co-workers.\" \"Just something nice.\" \"Then you deposit them in the sacred vessel.\" \"The Snap Cup is essential to any bipartisan environment.\" \"Consider 1998 Spring Carnival.\" \"The Delta Nus partnered with the Kappa Kappa Gammas... on Project Kissing Booth.\" \"Big problems.\" \"Go ahead, write.\" \"So, a whole heated debate transpired... over the whole tongue-no tongue policy.\" \"I think you know what side the Kappas were on.\" \"Anyway, it really helped us move past the conflict... and I think it can help us today.\" \"Let's just try this, OK?\" \"Thank you, Reena.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Thanks for that.\" \"Thank you, Timothy.\" \"So now, the Snap Cup mistress--me--recites.\" \"Good, I got mine.\" \"\"Grace always has the confidence to speak her mind.\" \"\"Plus, she looks terrific in charcoal.\"\" \"And, voil\u00e0, snaps for Grace!\" \"You see?\" \"Our first Snap Cup!\" \"This is so exciting!\" \"I wonder what'll happen next?\" \"All right, this is...\" \"\"What do Elle Woods and the Snap Cup have in common?\"\" \"A riddle.\" \"That's so cool.\" \"I love riddles.\" \"\"They're both...\"\" \"\"stupid.\"\" \"Enough already.\" \"Maybe we can do something actually worthwhile... like attend the hearing of the committee... you need to crack.\" \"I'll take you myself.\" \"Thank you, Grace.\" \"That's very generous of you.\" \"See, I think the Snap Cup really works.\" \"Wow.\" \"Good morning.\" \"This is just like on C-SPAN except I'm not bored.\" \"You're in the wrong room, sweetheart.\" \"Intern orientation is in room... 216?\" \"Yes, I've heard.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Hi, I'm Elle Woods.\" \"I'm not an intern.\" \"Rob Cole.\" \"Me, neither.\" \"I'm the new legislative aide to Congresswoman Rudd.\" \"I'm an old congressman from Delaware.\" \"I've been to Delaware!\" \"No sales tax.\" \"Good one, sir.\" \"Committee is called to order.\" \"Welcome to the special meeting of the...\" \"Excuse me.\" \"Sorry.\" \"Committee of Energy and Commerce.\" \"Before we turn to our official agenda... are there any introductory remarks?\" \"Madam chairwoman...\" \"Grace Rossiter, chief of staff...\" \"Representative Rudd, Massachusetts.\" \"As our newest legislative assistant... will be spearheading a campaign under your committee...\" \"I'm sure she'd love the floor.\" \"Thus I yield to my colleague, the lady in hot pink.\" \"You have the floor, lady in hot pink.\" \"Me?\" \"Would you care to more specifically identify yourself?\" \"Oh, sure!\" \"My name is Elle Woods, Boston by way of Bel Air.\" \"And as my surname would suggest...\" \"I am a passionate advocate for everything in nature... and a contented citizen... until my shorthaired Chihuahua, Bruiser... brought me face-to-face with the animal testing issue.\" \"You're out of order, Miss Woods.\" \"This is a fuel efficiency hearing.\" \"I don't see anything in the agenda about animal testing.\" \"Will you yield the floor?\" \"Absolutely.\" \"I'm almost done.\" \"So, in conclusion, I just want to say... that I am so excited about the day... that I get to march up those grand Capitol steps... and drop that very bill in the...\" \"What's it called?\" \"It's like a shiny, mahogany box thing?\" \"The hopper.\" \"Exactly!\" \"The hopper!\" \"How could I forget?\" \"It's like a bunny.\" \"Perfect for animal testing.\" \"And I want to let everybody know... that I'm having a post-hopper tapas party.\" \"I'm making sangria.\" \"It's really yummy.\" \"My, my, how very interesting that all sounds.\" \"It'll be fun.\" \"However, the next time you consider... attending a hearing over which I preside... don't!\" \"Committee is called to order.\" \"OK.\" \"Welcome to the special meeting of the Committee... of Energy and Commerce.\" \"For the record... would the secretary please make note that...\" \"Welcome to the Wellington, ma'am.\" \"Seventeen-B?\" \"You have a package.\" \"Inside that box are the most perfect wedding shoes ever.\" \"Both visually stunning and cleated.\" \"And I won't be able to wear them... since I obviously won't make the date... for Emmett's fantasy baseball wedding... given that I don't have a chance of getting... those important congresspeople to co-sponsor my bill... which I need to get a hearing to stop animal testing... in order to reunite Bruiser with his mother... in order to have them at my wedding... in which I was going to wear... the most perfect wedding shoes ever... right inside that box.\" \"They never covered this in the handbook.\" \"They're something, all right.\" \"You think?\" \"Oh, I'm sorry.\" \"Elle Woods, legislative aide... to Congresswoman Rudd, Massachusetts.\" \"Sid Post.\" \"Doorman.\" \"That door.\" \"All day I've felt like white, open-toed shoes after Labor Day.\" \"I hate that feeling.\" \"Whatever that means.\" \"I better get going.\" \"If I'm going to pass a law...\" \"I have to work up some plan of attack... with the Committee of En and Ron or whatever.\" \"Bye, Sid.\" \" Comm.\" \" What'd you say?\" \"It's called the Committee of Energy and Commerce.\" \"Oh, yeah.\" \"Right.\" \"Thanks.\" \"This is really important to me, Grace.\" \"They wouldn't cover my nana's anti-itch cream... which means she only has one free hand for bingo.\" \" Lf I could get a hearing\" \" Where's your bill, Reena?\" \"The staff lawyers couldn't draft it for six weeks... but if you could talk to the congressman's aide...\" \"I could get on the agenda.\" \"We pushed prescription drugs last term.\" \"I have a lot of issues that come first.\" \"Reena, if Grace finds herself otherwise prioritized... maybe you could talk to this aide yourself.\" \"Or better yet, directly to the congressman.\" \"Don't you have something to alphabetize?\" \"In fact, now that I think about it... with Reena's clear passion for the project... who better to write this bill than Reena?\" \"Me?\" \"It's like I always say\" \"Why let someone else do for you what you can do for yourself?\" \"Except in the case of eyebrow maintenance.\" \"We always say follow protocol.\" \"It's worked for the past 200 years...\" \"OK, Miss Snap Cup?\" \"Stick it out with the lawyers.\" \"They'll get to you eventually.\" \"This is the new congressmember roster.\" \"Just a dollar.\" \"Don't you believe in helping a guy out?\" \"What I do believe in, sir... is an honest day's work for an honest day's pay.\" \"Not rewards for idleness.\" \" 50 cents?\" \" Leave me!\" \" Just a quarter.\" \" Go bother someone else!\" \"People here have no common courtesy.\" \"Want to get a hearing for your bill?\" \"Get Congresswoman Hauser.\" \"She needs a political makeover.\" \"Sidney?\" \"Who needs a what?\" \"Hauser.\" \"Tough redhead on En and Comm.\" \"If she can put her name on something warm and fuzzy... something like puppies, that could do the trick.\" \"Really?\" \"What if I showed Hauser the photos... of what they're doing to these animals?\" \"That'd work...\" \"with someone with a heart.\" \"Hauser responds to facts, figures, and demographics.\" \"You gotta do your homework.\" \"How did you learn all this?\" \"I have been stationed on the forefront... of all major political and social scandals... for the past 30 years.\" \"You worked in the White House?\" \"No, at the Wellington.\" \"After Hauser, you'll need Stanford Marks...\" \"Alabama Republican.\" \"A real hard-ass.\" \"Sidney, you are, without a doubt... the most useful person I've met in Washington.\" \"Hauser's margin in the last election?\" \"Four points. 52-48.\" \"Hauser's chief?\" \"Hall, Ted.\" \"34, moderate, tough.\" \" Marks' aide?\" \" Murphy.\" \"Conservative, tougher.\" \" I think you're ready.\" \" Thank you, Sid.\" \"For shizzle... my ezzle.\" \"I borrowed this.\" \"Excuse me!\" \"Given the historical tendencies... of the congresswoman's voting pool... animal testing is the very issue your platform needs.\" \"Which brings me to my demographic breakdown target.\" \"Which brings us to the end of our time, but good stuff.\" \"I'll bat it around with my colleagues.\" \"I'm not done with my presentation.\" \" Is Friday good?\" \" Absolutely.\" \"The second one in November, and the line starts down there.\" \"But wait!\" \"I won't be here in November.\" \"I'm getting married.\" \"If you insist Congressman Marks is unavailable... perhaps you could look at... my alternative testing economics incentive chart.\" \"But it's pop-up.\" \"I will read this homeowners legislation this weekend.\" \"Five more minutes and I'm due in committee.\" \"Reena.\" \"Well\" \"Reena's prescription drugs for the elderly amendment-- rejected during mark-up session.\" \"Sorry, Nana.\" \" Where are we with the animals?\" \" Still not on the calendar.\" \"So we're nowhere.\" \"Grace, help Elle with this.\" \"Let's get going.\" \"I'll see you all later.\" \"Grace...\" \"I think I can get a meeting with Hauser's aide.\" \"Please.\" \"You could have 100 meetings... and it still wouldn't matter.\" \"This is Washington politics... not warm fuzzies and kissing booths.\" \"It takes savvy and street smarts.\" \"I've seen thousands of polite, idealistic girls... just like you traipse up and down this Hill... and go home empty-handed with blisters on their feet.\" \"Thank you, Grace.\" \"You actually reminded me of something really important.\" \"I came here to give my dog a voice... and I'd forgotten about my own.\" \"So you can do it the Washington way.\" \"But I'm going to do it the Elle Woods way.\" \"Time to get serious.\" \"Time to get serious.\" \"Subject--Congresswoman Libby Hauser.\" \"Came of age in Post-War boom... typified by 1951 Charles Jourdan stiletto heel.\" \"Moving up to the Texan's head, which is red... suspect chemical assistance.\" \"Must pursue.\" \"Hit me, Post.\" \"118 salons within a 10-mile radius... broken down by color expertise... and philosophical approach to hair maintenance and style.\" \"I didn't know you could have a philosophy of hair.\" \"Oh, yeah.\" \"Maybe that's where I went wrong.\" \"Go for Woods.\" \"It's just as you suspected.\" \"She's at a moderate conservative salon... founded on the principles of Vidal.\" \"In fact, it was one of our case studies... last year at Hair University.\" \"That was right before they flunked me.\" \"Paulette, they weren't ready for your vision.\" \"I know you'll make your mark hair-wise.\" \"Sorry.\" \" You got a pen?\" \" Yes.\" \"It's at Constitution and 12th.\" \"The Salon Bontempo.\" \"Don't you just love a salon day?\" \"Yes, so peaceful and quiet.\" \"Makes it so much easier to talk that way.\" \"They have rules about that here.\" \"I know.\" \"That's why I called to make sure... they used PETA-approved hair care products.\" \"When you think about what they do to those animals\" \"Which is why I don't think about it.\" \"Does the trick.\" \"Excellent bobby pin handling.\" \"Thank you, Frederic.\" \"Looks great.\" \"Isn't it so comforting to see... they use eco-friendly foil technology here?\" \"Every planet needs a friend, that's what I always say.\" \"If I wanted to talk about the emotional life of a rock... you'd know it by now.\" \"Until this day, I'd held the highest opinion... of redheads as a fellow hair minority group.\" \"I heard quite enough of your politics... at the committee meeting, thank you very much.\" \"When was the last time you wore the yellow tea rose?\" \"I'm sorry?\" \"What did you just\" \"When was the last time you wore your yellow tea rose?\" \"On the night of my initiation.\" \"Wasn't the passing of the secret scented eternal flame... of the goddess Delta Nu not the most moving experience?\" \"Especially the part where we sipped... from the secret pink chalice of sisterhood!\" \"Yes!\" \"Delta who?\" \"Delta Nu!\" \"Delta-Delta boo-gah-loo\" \"Nu Nu Delta\" \"Theta, Beta\" \"Lambda, Mu\" \"Ooh-aah, Delta Nu!\" \"Libby Hauser, Texas.\" \"Planning a wedding?\" \"That \"I do\" updo looks like heaven on you.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Who is he?\" \"Zeta Lambda Nu, I hope.\" \"Actually, I'm marrying outside the Greek system... but he's totally letter-worthy.\" \"But how is D.C. Elle-worthy?\" \"I'm here to speak for those who can't speak for themselves.\" \"How interesting.\" \"It's more than interesting.\" \"It's practical.\" \"Strictly a numbers game as far as you're concerned.\" \"125,468--Number of people in your district with dog licenses.\" \"12,762--The number of unemployed scientists... with the skills to develop alternatives to animal testing.\" \"And finally, 6285--the ID number of my dog's captive mother.\" \"I'm not sure I followed all that... but you got my attention.\" \"If there's one thing I know how to do... it's rinse and repeat.\" \"Shall we?\" \"Excuse me, do you happen to have a\" \" Get lost!\" \" Excuse me, sir!\" \" Do you have a\" \" No, I'm busy.\" \"Sir, could I use a section of your newspaper?\" \"We're late for your doggie spa appointment.\" \" Here you go.\" \" Thank you, young lady.\" \"No problem.\" \"What kind of world would this be... if we didn't help each other out every once in a while?\" \"Have a good day.\" \"What do you want, Bruiser?\" \"Bruiser, honey, come on.\" \"We have to go.\" \"We're late.\" \"We have to get to the doggie spa, remember?\" \"Will it be Swedish or shiatsu massage today?\" \"Come on.\" \"Come on.\" \"We gotta get you to the puppy pretty parlor.\" \"Redhead, down.\" \"Up next is Stanford Marks...\" \"Southern conservative, NRA spokesman.\" \"How about tulips?\" \"No, no, the calla lily is this year's tulip.\" \" For weddings?\" \" It's all about the calla.\" \"What would I do without you?\" \"I couldn't do anything without you, Sid.\" \"You're going to get this bill through, Elle.\" \"An honest voice is louder than a crowd's.\" \"Just trust your voice.\" \"Bruiser?\" \"Oh, my God.\" \"I'll be right back.\" \"Pilates for Poodles?\" \"That's Tuesday at 2:30.\" \"Pilates for Poodles?\" \"That's Tuesday at 2:30.\" \" The page said it was urgent!\" \" They said it was urgent.\" \" Please tell me he's OK.\" \" What's wrong with Leslie?\" \"We have it under control now... but your Rottweiler has been humping... your little dog, and vice versa.\" \"Your Chihuahua's quite the little leaper, young lady.\" \"Takes a running start.\" \"Hell, what can I say?\" \"My Rottweiler's a stallion.\" \"In our household, we fully support a healthy curiosity.\" \"Testosterone is natural.\" \"Wait.\" \"Did you say stallion?\" \"Wait a minute.\" \"Your dog... the one wearing that ridiculous pink skirt in the park?\" \"Why would she have testosterone?\" \"That wasn't a skirt, it was a skort.\" \" Men wear skorts.\" \" Uh-huh.\" \"What the heck is a skort?\" \"And what does a man wearing one got to do with it?\" \"All right!\" \"Leslie is a Les.\" \"The Rottweiler is a guy... and Bruiser is a male dog who enjoys wearing pastel.\" \"The canines are both male.\" \"Your dogs are gay.\" \"All the signs were there.\" \"I just didn't see them.\" \"Most dogs like to chew your shoes... and Bruiser liked to wear mine.\" \"I just thought he liked the height.\" \"You just want what's best for them.\" \"Doesn't matter if they're the smartest... or the strongest or the best diggers.\" \"As long as they're happy.\" \"Why me?\" \"Why my dog?\" \"I told Doris not to buy it in Dupont Circle.\" \"That damn homosexual puppy boutique.\" \"Stanford Marks, by the way.\" \"You can call me Stan.\" \"Elle Woods.\" \"Very nice to meet you.\" \"You're the girl with the perfumed poo baggies.\" \"I'm the woman with the scented waste receptacles.\" \"Wait!\" \"Congressman Stanford Marks?\" \"As in the Southern conservative...\" \"NRA spokesman Alabama Republican Stanford Marks?\" \"One and the same.\" \"It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.\" \"No, Congressman, the pleasure is all mine.\" \" Well...\" \" Believe me.\" \"Here's to getting things done the Washington way.\" \"Your chief of staff has just gotten herself... a meeting with--wait for it-- Chairman Stan Marks... in just four short weeks.\" \" Congratulations, Grace.\" \" Yes!\" \"Oh, yes.\" \"OK, who wants to bet... over-under on Ms. Woods departure?\" \"Right now it's at six days.\" \" Reena?\" \" No, thanks.\" \" Reena?\" \" No, thanks.\" \"Come on.\" \"Anybody?\" \"Who wants to take over six days?\" \"I'll take it, Grace.\" \"I've been so busy.\" \"I'm sorry I'm late.\" \"Reena, could you be a pal and just tell me... what I'm doing a week from tomorrow?\" \"By the way, that outfit looks fantastic on you.\" \"It really brings out the color in your eyes.\" \"Thanks.\" \"It's on my \"I brake for sample sales\" bookmark.\" \"9:00--sample custom color wedding cake frosting.\" \"10:00-- rehearse hearing speech.\" \"11:00-- Commerce committee hearing.\" \"12:00-- exfoliating treatment\" \"Go back to that one at 11:00.\" \"11:00-- Commerce committee hearing.\" \"That's what it says.\" \"I'm going to be appearing before ranking member...\" \"Libby Hauser, Chairman Stanford Marks... and the entire Committee of En and Comm.\" \"A hop, skip, and a jump away from a floor vote.\" \"Nice try, but you have to get a bill... before you have a hearing.\" \"Like this one?\" \"It's like I was saying to the congresswoman... the other day over caramel macchiatos.\" \"\"Is bill writing super fun or what?\"\" \"I think so.\" \"Where is that Elle Woods?\" \"Oh, my God.\" \" Libby just told me the news.\" \" She did?\" \"Never underestimate a woman... with a French manicure and a Harvard law degree.\" \"Thank you, Victoria.\" \"That's very sweet of you... but I couldn't have done it without your inspiration.\" \"I'm honored.\" \"This girl is special.\" \"Actually, I didn't do it alone.\" \"The entire team helped me.\" \"It was really a group effort.\" \"Good work, guys.\" \"Really good work.\" \" You.\" \" Thanks.\" \"Thank you, Reena.\" \"You're a sweetheart.\" \"And I guess I will see you at the hopper.\" \"Ask not what your best friend can do for man... but what you can do for man's best friend.\" \"The Committee on Energy and Commerce... will now come to order.\" \"HR 2562, aka Bruiser's Bill\" \"Representative Victoria Rudd, sponsor... proposing a ban on animal testing... in the cosmetics industry.\" \"I'd like to welcome you all today as we begin... consideration of this very important issue.\" \"This week, you will hear testimony from both sides... and I ask that you keep your ears and your minds open.\" \"This is my first congressional hearing.\" \"Can you believe it?\" \"And so I come to you today as a citizen... and a scientist with the National Institute of Health for 25 years, during which time... it's become increasingly clear that these supposed alternatives to animal testing aren't alternatives at all.\" \"I took this office to represent my two-legged constituents.\" \"Recently, I saw an item in a pet store with the label...\" \"\"This product is tested on humans.\"\" \"That's a problem worth discussing.\" \"All the bleeding hearts... will try to distract us from the facts... with their saccharine talk of wagging tails... cold noses, and other sentimental mumbo jumbo.\" \"Consider this--where we see softness of heart... we often see softness of mind.\" \"And so to move on such a bill at this juncture in time... would wreak havoc on already unstable... local economies across the country.\" \"Now, that's a problem worth discussing.\" \"You know I'd do anything for you... but I got to tell you, that is one tough room.\" \" Better be prepared tomorrow.\" \" All right.\" \"Excuse me, ladies.\" \"Good evening.\" \"I know you've had a bad day in court before.\" \"It's the same thing.\" \"They make their case, we make ours.\" \"Yes, but that was bad.\" \"They're mostly posturing for their constituents back home.\" \"I think we have the votes in committee... even without your testimony.\" \"But they have scientists and economists and facts.\" \"So do we.\" \"Elle, listen to me.\" \"Go home.\" \"Have an early evening.\" \"Sorry.\" \"Victoria Rudd.\" \"Yes.\" \"Hang on one minute, will you?\" \"Go home.\" \"Try to relax.\" \"And don't think like them.\" \"Think like you.\" \"OK.\" \"Thanks.\" \" Good night.\" \" Good night.\" \"Bob, how are you?\" \"I'm leaving the Capitol right now.\" \" Thanks.\" \"Nice work.\" \" Oh.\" \"Sid?\" \"I'm sorry about that.\" \"This happens all the time.\" \"My break is almost up... but I wanted to get you this before tomorrow.\" \"Great.\" \"Let's walk.\" \"Sidney, this is brilliant.\" \"How did you know all this?\" \"Hundreds of dogs walked and thousands of plastic baggies.\" \"This is perfect.\" \"This is exactly what I need.\" \"Well, of course I appreciate your support.\" \"Why wouldn't it continue?\" \"I'm already on record on that issue.\" \"All right.\" \"I'll do what I can.\" \"Don't push me, Bob.\" \"I'll do what I can.\" \"All right.\" \"Good night.\" \" I need to call in my favor.\" \" I'm listening.\" \"I've changed my position on Bruiser's Bill.\" \"A man who controls a political machine...\" \"Boy, he's good.\" \"He is really good.\" \"I'm really glad we're watching this.\" \"This is good for you.\" \"He promised to break me in two.\" \"I'm starting to worry about... getting all this wedding planning done.\" \"Elle, I want you to follow my lead in Washington.\" \"And always make sure Bruiser wears a sweater.\" \" Is that Sean Connery?\" \" No, it's not.\" \"Powerful enough to control congressmen...\" \"Seriously, honey, don't worry about the wedding research.\" \"Just give 'em hell tomorrow.\" \"The chair now recognizes legislative aide Elle Woods.\" \"Thank you, Mr. Chairman.\" \"There she is!\" \"Guys, she really did it.\" \"Miss Woods?\" \"Well, I'll be damned.\" \"Representative Kroft... that lip gloss looks absolutely sensational on you.\" \"I'm sorry, what?\" \"It's Raspberry Macaroon number 156.\" \"Company shall remain nameless, is that correct?\" \"Well, yes.\" \"But how did you\" \"What if I told you, Representative Kroft... that you owe that special bounce in your step... that only comes from finding the perfect lipstick... to the pain and suffering of innocent animals?\" \"What if I was to tell you...\" \"Congresswoman Madeline Melanie Kroft... that you owe your Raspberry Macaroon... to him?\" \"My best friend.\" \"Bruiser.\" \"How many times has he acted on my behalf?\" \"Countless.\" \"But today, I get the opportunity to speak for him.\" \"Who do you speak for?\" \"Congressman Fuchs... the next time you reach for your overnight moisturizing gloves\" \"By the way, it's nothing to be ashamed about.\" \"More men should use them.\" \"Consider asking yourself what you're willing to sacrifice... in the name of beauty and soft cuticles.\" \"Are you willing to sacrifice animal welfare?\" \"Or how about the welfare of one animal?\" \"Like Jelly, your childhood pal... that striking retriever-black lab mix.\" \"You know about Jelly?\" \"When all the other children refused to play Lone Ranger... who was it that was always your Tonto?\" \"Jelly Belly.\" \"Mr. Chairman... when you look in those snap-worthy almond eyes... of your Rottweiler Leslie... does it not make your heart glow with warmth?\" \"With due respect, Ms. Woods, I wouldn't go that far.\" \"But when he learned to differentiate... between seven different kinds of pipes... and fetch each one on command, did you not swear... to protect him with every shotgun... in your charming little ammunitions case?\" \"It wouldn't come to that.\" \"This is a dog we're talking about.\" \"But if you could speak for Leslie... what would you say?\" \"What would Leslie want you to say for him, Mr. Chairman?\" \"Stan.\" \"To hell with it.\" \"My Rottweiler Les is of the homosexual orientation.\" \"I've said it.\" \"I'm out.\" \"My name is Stan Marks, I'm a conservative Republican...\" \"NRA spokesman, and my dog is gay.\" \"And guess what?\" \"I couldn't be prouder of the little flamer!\" \"I don't care how good my hair looks... slicked back with some high-dollar pomade.\" \"Just one long stare into that sweet sissy dog's eyes... and I know no cosmetic could ever be worth it!\" \"Bruiser's Bill.\" \"Bruiser's Bill!\" \"We did it!\" \"Bill passing!\" \"Bruiser's Bill!\" \"Important legislation for our time.\" \"Bruiser, good work, little guy.\" \"I would like to conclude this hearing... by thanking you all for your testimony\" \"Mr. Chairman, sir...\" \"The chair recognizes... the gentlewoman from Massachusetts.\" \"Mr. Chairman, committee members...\" \"I would like to thank you for your consideration of this bill.\" \"However, after further reflection... on the budgetary realities of this fiscal year...\" \"I feel I must withdraw my support for Bruiser's Bill.\" \" What?\" \" I concur!\" \"Everybody, calm down.\" \"I'm sorry, Bruiser.\" \"I'm sorry, too, Elle.\" \"I know you think I've let you down.\" \"Believe me, I thought about your reaction... maybe more than I should have.\" \"You were outmaneuvered... by Grace.\" \"Grace?\" \"For the last two sessions she's been pushing... this homeowners incentives bill.\" \"This morning she struck a deal.\" \"I withdraw my support for Bruiser's Bill.\" \"Homeowners incentives comes to a vote.\" \"That was the price and I paid it.\" \"That's all just deals and trades and secrets.\" \"That's not what people want.\" \"Elle...\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"Government of the people... by the people, for the people.\" \"So what's your story?\" \"Were you even honest?\" \"I guess you were.\" \"If you didn't play games... then you were probably the only one.\" \"I just don't know how you did it.\" \"I don't even mean wearing that silly hat... because that was really brave.\" \"But...\" \"Just trusting your country.\" \"Trusting this system...\" \"Trusting yourself.\" \"I did.\" \"Go on.\" \"It's full of warm fuzzies.\" \"With extra fuzz.\" \"\"Elle Woods has amazing lateral delts.\"\" \"That was my target muscle group of the month.\" \"Snaps for Elle's lateral delts.\" \"\"Elle Woods inspires us.\"\" \"We even put little hearts over the \"Is\".\" \" I see that.\" \" It was my idea.\" \"Thank you, Timothy.\" \"Thank you, everybody.\" \"This is really nice.\" \"But I just don't think I'm cut out for this.\" \"Elle, we have a plan.\" \"Two words for you-- Discharge petition.\" \"With a couple hundred signatures... we can spring Bruiser's Bill from committee... straight to the House floor for a vote.\" \"I don't know.\" \"That sounds really complicated.\" \"You've come farther than any of us... while maintaining your bounce and sparkle.\" \"We never sparkle.\" \"None of us thought one person could make a difference... until you came along.\" \"If I remember correctly, isn't that 218 signatures?\" \"It's not that hard.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Yeah.\" \"I guess I know women with more shoes than that.\" \"Wait, that's me.\" \"Elle... it's time to finish what you started.\" \"OK, people, a lot on the agenda today.\" \"Reenie, I'm still waiting on those one-minute floor speeches.\" \"Timothy, I need recon on that campaign finance reform hearing.\" \"Grace, status meeting in my office right away.\" \"I said now.\" \"Where's my staff?\" \"They quit, without notice.\" \"Why?\" \"Marks and Hauser just filed a petition... to discharge Bruiser's Bill.\" \"I'm pretty sure that's where your staff is... led by their commander Sorority Sue.\" \"Petition to discharge HR 2652, aka Bruiser's Bill... carried with no objections.\" \"The petition is filed and available for signature.\" \"Actually, we are strictly...\" \"\"bring your own\" on the discharge petition.\" \"But it's pink... and scented.\" \"Gives it something extra, don't you think?\" \"We've both signed it, as you can see.\" \"I believe we're being dismissed.\" \"Thank you.\" \"There will be others to come and sign.\" \" Don't you like pink?\" \" Come on!\" \"Up on your feet, people.\" \"Discharge petition time.\" \"Upsy-daisy.\" \"We have our work cut out for us.\" \"Let's go.\" \"OK, we have two signatures.\" \"216 to go.\" \"I'll break up the country into color codes.\" \"Timothy, you're teal.\" \"Reena, you're magenta.\" \"And Elle is marigold.\" \"And I've got the Wellington covered.\" \"37 signatures in residence.\" \"Sid Post, 37.\" \"Congress adjourns in 3 weeks.\" \"We can't do this alone.\" \"That's why I'm calling in reinforcements.\" \"I hope we're talking... the brightest political minds in the country.\" \"We're here!\" \"Oh, my God!\" \"Oh, gosh, we can't wait to see the Mall.\" \"And the Statue of Liberty.\" \"Everybody, these are my Delta Nu sisters.\" \"This is Margot and Serena.\" \"Josh made the cruise boat pull over in Puerto Vallarta.\" \"I left L.A. Right after landing... a lateral split in the third quarter dance break.\" \"It was awesome.\" \"I went \"Yah!\" and \"Haah!\"\" \" That's so great.\" \" Yeah, thanks.\" \"So, is it time?\" \"Oh, no, it's not time yet.\" \"Hello?\" \"You're here?\" \"We'll meet you in the lobby.\" \"Let's go.\" \"Everybody, this is the final member of our team...\" \"Paulette Parcelle.\" \"Who's ready to discharge?\" \"And proposition a bill and... whatever.\" \"Let's hit the Hill.\" \"If I could have a moment of your time\" \"You could consider something\" \"Quadrant 4, corridor 6, have lost one.\" \"Sorry.\" \"How are you?\" \"If I could have a minute of your time?\" \"Reena, how are you?\" \"Has anybody told you about Bruiser's Bill?\" \"Is it trivial, Congressman Hannenfeld?\" \"Animals don't have the same reactions... to drugs that humans do.\" \"It's like the time... my trainer's sister's cousin's girlfriend... gave her overweight Yorkie some phen-fen... because she was a little bit fat... and it gained three pounds.\" \"Desired result?\" \"I don't think so.\" \"You know?\" \"Oh, my dear, gifted woman... you tell that Bruiser Woods... he can count on the Sunshine State.\" \"Thank you, Ohio.\" \"Thank you, Atlanta!\" \"Who's next?\" \"You're next!\" \"We're gonna do it.\" \"Serena... why do they keep sending us to Room 216?\" \"\"Intern Orientation.\"\" \"Margot, you're a genius.\" \"If this doesn't get more signatures...\" \"I don't know what will.\" \"Intern class of 2003 on deck!\" \"Remember, flexibility counts.\" \"Ready?\" \"OK!\" \"Dogs of the world unite!\" \"2... 4... 6... 8!\" \"Sign the petition, win a date!\" \"Go Bruiser's Bill, go!\" \"Well, I'm signing.\" \"Yes, Bob, I know what you're reading.\" \"Are you kidding?\" \"Your support has been invaluable to me.\" \"If it weren't for you, I'd be painting my own posters.\" \"I don't care if she has two weeks left.\" \"She could have two years left.\" \"She won't pull this off.\" \"I will not be outmaneuvered by this silly little blonde.\" \"Don't worry, Bob.\" \"I'll get her... and her little dog, too.\" \"Even with the entire Wellington... and 68 life-changing haircuts under Paulette's belt... we're still not even close.\" \"We got a problem here.\" \"The bad news is...\" \"Reena.\" \"Wow.\" \"You look amazing.\" \"It's just layers and highlights... and a cellulose finishing rinse.\" \"I did it.\" \"Cool.\" \"What is the bad news?\" \"We lost Hannenfeld.\" \"We were planning on him... to bring Felsen, Parks, and Janowitz on board.\" \"What are you talking about?\" \"I talked to Hannenfeld myself.\" \"I confirmed with his aide this morning over breakfast.\" \"I don't know.\" \"Somebody must've got to him at lunch.\" \"It's Grace.\" \" Please make sure.\" \" I will.\" \"Two weeks?\" \"I'm looking for Grace Rossiter.\" \"I just want to know if she's coming back soon.\" \"Elle.\" \"Hi.\" \"Oh, hi.\" \"I was going to call you.\" \"I was looking for Grace.\" \"The discharge petition.\" \"We lost Hannenfeld... and I was wondering if Grace knew anything about it.\" \"None of that is important anymore.\" \"Could I speak with you for a moment?\" \"Sure.\" \"You did it, Elle.\" \"You won.\" \"You can collect Bruiser's mom anytime you like.\" \"What?\" \"If you promise not to be disappointed in me again...\" \"I'll tell you.\" \"I pulled a few strings.\" \"C'est Magnifique is releasing all of their test animals.\" \"All of them?\" \"All of them.\" \"And what's more... they have been so impressed... with how you've handled yourself down here... they want you on board as head of their legal department.\" \"It's a very generous offer.\" \"I don't know.\" \"You did it.\" \"You did what you came here to do.\" \"Yeah, but what about the discharge petition?\" \"This isn't about just one animal... it's all of the animals.\" \"I agree, but you've got a great team in place.\" \"They can carry on without you.\" \"C'est Magnifique wants you up there by Monday.\" \"You can go home.\" \"Congratulations, Elle.\" \"Wow.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Thanks for doing that.\" \"Well, sure.\" \"We have to stick together, us Washington blondes.\" \"Do you know who Representative Hannenfeld... had lunch with today in the members dining room?\" \"I skipped lunch today.\" \"Had a facial.\" \"OK.\" \"Thanks.\" \"I'll call you about that.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Emmett, I know you're probably in Case Law class right now... but call me back when you get this.\" \"I think I'm coming home.\" \"But it's a good thing.\" \"Maybe.\" \"Call me back.\" \"Will you leave us alone now?\" \"Excuse me?\" \"I know you've been working against us... and I know somehow it's personal.\" \" You don't like me.\" \" Clearly.\" \"If I leave Washington, will you call off the fight... and let Bruiser's Bill have a fair shot?\" \"Your bill is trivial to me.\" \"I have my own agenda.\" \"Like the homeowners bill you pushed through at our expense?\" \"That's all I'm asking, Grace\" \"Homeowners incentives?\" \"I wouldn't touch that bill.\" \"It's a tax break for the wealthy.\" \"Haven't you been pushing it for the last two sessions?\" \"Victoria has a live interview with Connie Chung in an hour.\" \"I don't have time for this.\" \"That's the interview she's preparing for?\" \"She's in makeup right now.\" \"She's in makeup?\" \"Mike test, 1-2-3.\" \"Is Miss Chung available?\" \"I'd like to go over some ground rules before we go on live, for goodness sakes.\" \"Yes, OK.\" \"Thanks.\" \"Doesn't she have a beautiful complexion?\" \"She's like a PSA for SPF.\" \"Thank you, Elle.\" \"I thought you were gone.\" \"Home?\" \"No, no, no.\" \"I'm not ready yet\" \"Epidermally speaking, that is.\" \"I'm actually feeling a little bit muddy.\" \"I need a light exfoliation... followed by super rich hydration... and I thought, Victoria will have a good recommendation.\" \"Sweetie, this really isn't the best time.\" \"I know you're very busy... so I already called your facialist.\" \"The thing is she said you didn't come in today.\" \"Oh, no, no.\" \"I went someplace else.\" \"Someplace new.\" \"Is that all?\" \"No, that's not all.\" \"Every woman knows that a good facial... can be a painful experience if done properly... resulting in red blotchy areas all over your skin... swelling, tenderness in your T-zone area.\" \"Even more so if your facialist is Eastern European... as so many of the best are.\" \"Payback for the fall of Communism, I like to say.\" \"What on earth are you talking about?\" \"Isn't it the first rule of facials... that there's a 24-hour window between a facial... and any major occasion such as a date or a dance... or maybe an interview with Mrs. Maury Povich?\" \"I don't think that's a rule... the most well-groomed woman in Washington would forget.\" \"This is ridiculous.\" \"Could we clear this room?\" \"You lied to me about your lunch hour.\" \"Why?\" \"Because you were having lunch with Hannenfeld?\" \"You've been lobbying against us all this time.\" \"For God's sakes, enough.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Out, out, out.\" \"Thank you.\" \"I'll be with you in a moment.\" \"Yes.\" \"I lied to you.\" \"I killed Bruiser's Bill.\" \"But you're an animal lover.\" \"What about Dolly Madison, your beagle?\" \"Not mine.\" \"I borrowed it.\" \"And it reeked.\" \"Looked good on the sofa.\" \"We've been through all of this before.\" \"I traded your bill for the homeowners bill... that Grace had committed me to.\" \"That's a lie.\" \"Grace never wanted that.\" \"You blocked this bill and I want to know why.\" \" Why?\" \" Yes, why?\" \"Why does anything happen in Washington?\" \"Survival.\" \"You have no idea what it takes to get here and stay here.\" \"The money it takes.\" \"It just so happens that my chief financial contributor purchased half share in a major cosmetics company... and they want to continue testing on animals... so much so that they're willing... to bankroll my opponent in next year's elections... if I did not kill your bill.\" \"I trusted you.\" \"I looked up to you.\" \"I can't do anyone any good if I'm no longer here.\" \"But you're not doing anybody any good.\" \"Nobody in your district, not even yourself.\" \"And I'm sorry, but I can't let that happen.\" \"You can't prove why I changed my vote... or how I blocked your bill.\" \"It's your word against mine... and I've spent 20 years building up my credibility... in this town and back home.\" \"I'm not going to the press.\" \"I don't believe in blackmail.\" \"But I do believe in the people... and I'm going to take Bruiser's Bill to them.\" \"The people believe what we tell them to believe.\" \"It'll never work, Elle.\" \"You can't get the people to care.\" \"Watch me.\" \"Ladies... it's time.\" \"You mean...\" \"Are you sure?\" \"As sure as I am that nobody looks good in paisley.\" \"Are you with me?\" \"I think so.\" \"Serena?\" \"Yeah.\" \"Yes.\" \"We're with you, Elle.\" \"Go for it.\" \"Oh, my God!\" \"Delta Nu president, Chapter 2-6...\" \"I.D. Number 097435.\" \"Third from the top.\" \"6234978, fifth from the top... calling to activate phone tree number 255.\" \"Call to activate phone tree 255!\" \"This is not a fire drill.\" \"I repeat, this is not a drill!\" \"Sisters mobilized.\" \"E.T.A. 0800 hours.\" \" Hi, Heather, it's Buffy.\" \" Hi, Kiki, it's Tiffani.\" \" Hi, Amber, it's Becky.\" \" Hi, Audrey, it's Melanie.\" \" Hi, Jos, it's Breena.\" \" Hi, Courtney, it's Veronica.\" \" Hi, Christy, it's Nat.\" \" Hi, Binky, it's Nicki.\" \" Hi, Jill, it's Jojo.\" \" Hi, Allison, it's Cookie.\" \"You will never believe what happened.\" \"Elle just called and she needs our help...\" \"Suzy, we're taking it to Defcon One.\" \"There's a crisis right now.\" \"Where the president is.\" \"Exactly.\" \"There's an emergency in Washington.\" \"Road trip?\" \"OK, see you in Washington.\" \"Save Bruiser's mom!\" \"Save Bruiser's mom!\" \"Help me out, tell a friend.\" \"Save Bruiser's mom!\" \"I like your necklace.\" \"Gay Dogs of America support Bruiser's Bill!\" \"We're gonna tee it around 12:00\" \"Miss, save me a good one.\" \"Full-color big picture of Bruiser.\" \"Emmett!\" \"What are you doing here?\" \"Wedding research.\" \"What?\" \"Elle, your work is here now and it's important.\" \"So I'm bringing the wedding to you.\" \"First step, get groom to Washington.\" \"But what about Fenway Park?\" \"Look, I don't care where I marry you... just as long as I do.\" \"I do.\" \"I do.\" \"Feels good.\" \"So what's Step Two?\" \"That's Step Two.\" \"Save Bruiser's mom!\" \"Save Bruiser's mom!\" \"Save Bruiser's mom!\" \"Save Bruiser's mom!\" \"Colorado.\" \"Photo ops after.\" \"Grace, are you all right?\" \"Save Bruiser's mom!\" \"Save Bruiser's mom!\" \"Save Bruiser's mom!\" \"Rutherford.\" \"Check.\" \"Porter.\" \"Check.\" \"Hutchins.\" \"Check.\" \"Uh-oh.\" \"That's it.\" \"It's not enough.\" \"Tomorrow's a wash.\" \"It's National Education Day.\" \"Got a meeting of both Houses, ceremonial speeches-- there's no time for politicking.\" \"Sorry, Elle, we tried.\" \"We have to keep trying.\" \"Hello?\" \"You want those last fifteen signatures?\" \"Grace?\" \"It'll take something extraordinary.\" \"You'll have to pull something... no regular citizen would ever dream of.\" \"Fine, but how am I going to do that?\" \"You're going to address the entire Congress... and I know just the person to make it happen.\" \"Who?\" \"Is that even possible?\" \"Look, Elle, you may be above blackmail... but I'm not.\" \"Grace, why are you helping me?\" \"Because once upon a time I loved politics... and I want to do some good.\" \"What has that got to do with me?\" \"Look, those silly girls that I told you about... with the blisters on their feet?\" \"I was one of them.\" \"We have celebrated today elementary education... secondary and higher education... and now...\" \"Don't even think about it.\" \"And now...\" \"This is a little unconventional.\" \"With the Speaker's... and the president of the Senate's permission... please indulge me as I share the floor... with my constituent... who in the spirit of education... would like to educate us all on a vital issue... facing us today.\" \"Ladies and gentlemen of both Houses...\" \"I give you Ms. Elle Woods.\" \"It's all yours.\" \"Thank you, Congresswoman.\" \"Hello, everyone, my name is Elle Woods... and I'm here to speak to you today... about a piece of legislation called Bruiser's Bill.\" \"But you know... today is supposed to be about education.\" \"So instead, I want to tell you about the education... you all have given me over the past three months.\" \"What about Bruiser's Bill?\" \"We still need 15 signatures.\" \"She's blowing it.\" \"I came to Washington to help my dog Bruiser... and somewhere along the way...\" \"I learned a really unexpected lesson.\" \"I know what you're thinking-- Who is this girl?\" \"And what could this simple, small-town girl from Bel Air... have to say to all of us?\" \"I'll tell you.\" \"It's about something that's bigger than me... or any single act of legislation.\" \"This is about a matter that should be at... the highest importance to every American\" \"My hair.\" \"There's this salon in Beverly Hills.\" \"It's really fancy and beautiful.\" \"It's impossible to get an appointment.\" \"Unless you're Julia Roberts or from \"Friends\"... you can just forget it.\" \"But one day, they called me.\" \"They had an opening.\" \"So I was going to finally get the chance... to sit in one of those sacred beauty chairs.\" \"I was so excited.\" \"Then the colorist... gave me Brassy Brigitte instead of Harlow Honey.\" \"The shampoo girl washed my hair with spiral perm solution... instead of color-intensive moisturizing shampoo.\" \"Finally, the stylist... gave me a bob... with bangs.\" \"Suffice to say, it was just wrong.\" \"All wrong.\" \"For me, you know?\" \"First I was angry.\" \"And then I realized my anger was completely misdirected.\" \"This wasn't the salon's fault.\" \"I had sat there and witnessed this injustice... and had let it happen.\" \"I didn't get involved in the process.\" \"I forgot to use my voice.\" \"I forgot to believe in myself.\" \"But now I know better.\" \"I know that one honest voice can be louder than a crowd.\" \"I know that if we lose our voice... or if we let those who speak on our behalf... compromise our voice... then, this country... this country is in for a really bad haircut.\" \"So speak up, America.\" \"Speak up!\" \"Speak up for the home of the brave.\" \"Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase.\" \"Speak up, America.\" \"Speak up!\" \"And remember... you are beautiful.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Everyone, it's time I spoke up.\" \"I think Timothy's smoking!\" \"I'm married.\" \"Thank you.\" \"You didn't!\" \"Thank you!\" \"Thank you!\" \"Thank you.\" \"What is this?\" \"Oh, my God!\" \"That's so perfect!\" \"This week, Congresswoman Libby Hauser... finished decorating her house... sent her son off to college... and negotiated a settlement... between the San Antonio labor unions... and the Department of Sanitation.\" \"Snaps for Congresswoman Hauser!\" \"Now that we're married, where do you want to live?\" \"Beverly Hills?\" \"Boston?\" \"Washington?\" \" I know just the place.\" \" Yeah?\""} +{"text": "\"Officer, morning.\" \"I need to change this patient's catheter.\" \"Maybe you'd like to give us some privacy.\" \"Isn't that a nurse's job?\" \"Uh, yeah, but, uh... never around when you need one, right?\" \"Well, the guy's in a coma.\" \"Not like he cares.\" \"I guess I could get a coffee.\" \"I'll be right back.\" \"Thank you.\" \"You were in my home.\" \"That is not gonna happen again.\" \"You wanted to talk.\" \"Now's your chance.\" \"Charlie.\" \" Hey.\" \" What brings you up here?\" \"Uh, uh, I was supposed to meet, um, Dr. Hart.\" \"I guess he's running late.\" \"Right.\" \"So, what was up with you last night?\" \" You didn't come to bed.\" \" Mnh.\" \"I just got a lot on my mind.\" \"Can I help?\" \"No.\" \"No, it's nothing I can't handle.\" \"Dr. Singh:\" \"We need to fill the position as soon as possible.\" \"When we contacted Dr. Katz, she recommended you very highly.\" \"How is Sydney?\" \"Hard to say.\" \"Not really one for small talk, is she?\" \"No, she isn't.\" \"So, what do you think, Dr. Lin?\" \"You want to come to Cleveland?\" \"I'm really flattered to be headhunted.\" \"We call it surgical recruiting.\" \"Right.\" \"But it's a lot to think about.\" \"Um, may I take the day to decide?\" \"Of course.\" \"But we do need to present our candidate to the board tomorrow.\" \"Bye for now.\" \"I look forward to hearing your answer.\" \"Me too.\" \"So, give me all the dirt.\" \"What's been going on?\" \"Massive debt, tons of responsibility, no authority.\" \"I'm basically a glorified temp.\" \"Well, aren't you just a ray of sunshine?\" \"We have to get staff jobs, Alex.\" \"I know.\" \"Problem is, there aren't any.\" \"Let me ask you...\" \"If a good job came up out of town, would you take it?\" \"I don't know.\" \"Charlie's here.\" \"We've got the condo, a great nanny, but for you, Mags, it might be everything you're looking for.\" \"Dawn wants to see me.\" \"Mm.\" \"Dawn hasn't wanted to see me since you've been gone.\" \"Consider yourself lucky.\" \"Good morning, Alex.\" \"Come in.\" \"Yeah.\" \"You wanted to see me?\" \"Yes.\" \"I have a welcome-back surprise for you, and I think you're gonna like it.\" \"You seem...\" \"I seem...?\" \"I don't know.\" \"Happy, I guess.\" \"Well, thank you for calling attention to it and making me feel self-conscious.\" \"And you're back.\" \"Dr. Clara Levine... you know her?\" \"Absolutely.\" \"She's gen-surg royalty.\" \"Well, she needs someone to assist her in the O.R. today.\" \"And?\" \"And she's bringing her patient down to the O.R. now.\" \"Clara does not like to wait.\" \"Great.\" \"Then I'd better get going.\" \" Oh, and Dawn?\" \" Hmm?\" \"Those were some pretty sweet moves.\" \"Dr. Levine, good to see you.\" \"Alex.\" \"Glad you could join me.\" \"The patient is a 37-year-old veterinarian kicked by a horse.\" \"And if it makes you feel any better, sometimes humans kick their doctors, too.\" \"Ugh.\" \"Not with 2,000 pounds of force.\" \"Oh, don't worry.\" \"We'll have you right as rain in no time.\" \"The, uh, imaging shows the kick lacerated her spleen.\" \"That'll have to come out.\" \"I wanted to thank you for the opportunity to assist.\" \"You are an inspiration.\" \"Oh, damn it.\" \"I left my phone in the E.R.\" \"You start prepping, and I will be right back.\" \"You bet.\" \"Seventh time's the charm, eh, Dr. Harris?\" \"Well, it definitely looks like it's healing, but only you know how it feels, Dean.\" \"Well, it feels good having seven surgeries behind me and only... well, maybe one to go.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Six months ago, this leg was roadkill.\" \"Even I had my doubts we'd save it.\" \"Um, you keeping up with the physio?\" \"Best as I can, but I got to spend time at the shop.\" \"The place is in even worse shape than I am.\" \"If you want something done right...\" \"You do it yourself.\" \"Exactly.\" \"So, what now, Dr. Harris?\" \"We schedule another surgery?\" \"Um I want to see how that damaged nerve is doing, so let's get you up.\" \"Thanks.\" \"With the brace, I get around pretty good.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Dr. Hamza is gonna do a conduction study, see if that nerve is regenerating.\" \"Hopefully we'll see an improvement this time.\" \"You will.\" \"Trust me.\" \"Uh, Dean, I noticed, um, you made an early renewal request for your pain meds.\" \"How are you coping these days?\" \"Oh, just fine.\" \"Yeah?\" \"Uh...\" \"Charlie, I should never have come to your house.\" \"I get that.\" \"You okay there, doc?\" \"Um, yeah.\" \"I know I was out of line, okay?\" \"But uh-uh...\" \" Look, come on.\" \" Don't ignore me, all right?\" \"Y-you're all I've got.\" \"You were in my home.\" \"I wanted to talk.\" \"I didn't mean to freak you out.\" \"I'm not the bad guy you think I am.\" \"You're a convicted murderer, Mr. Crenshaw.\" \"You're the very definition of a bad guy.\" \"Look, you don't need to like me, but I am in a situation here, and I need your help.\" \"You're in a coma.\" \"Trust me...\" \"there's nothing more I'd like than to help you get out of this hospital.\" \"So, if I can do that, I will.\" \"But we communicate on my terms.\" \"And rule number one is, you stay away from my family.\" \"Do you understand?\" \" But...\" \" I said, do you understand?\" \"Rough night?\" \"Hey.\" \"No.\" \"It was a great night...\" \"Just a bit of a late one.\" \"Mm.\" \"Also, I deserve a break.\" \"I just dealt with a kid's birthday party gone horribly wrong.\" \"Molten cheese burns and puncture wounds from pointy forks.\" \"Ohh.\" \"Fondue and 5-year-olds don't mix is the obvious lesson here.\" \"Yep.\" \"Well, that and get out of the E.R. while you can.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Not until I put a dent in my student loan or a good staff job comes along.\" \"Well, when it does, run for the hills.\" \"I mean, I like it here.\" \"And I have my friends and...\" \"Places are just concrete and steel, and friends get over each other faster than you think.\" \" Hmm.\" \" You know, they did a study, a study on the average time it takes to be forgotten in the workplace.\" \"Guess how long.\" \"I...\" \" 2 1/2 days.\" \" Oh.\" \"That's kind of sobering, isn't it, that no one misses anyone, not for long.\" \"Right.\" \"Good to know.\" \"One of you got a sec?\" \"Yeah.\" \" What happened to her?\" \" Didn't even get a name.\" \"Okay.\" \"Hi.\" \"I'm Dr. Lin.\" \"I see you have a cut on your head there, Ms...?\" \"Uh, I'm actually fine.\" \"I was just about to go.\" \"I think you should stay here.\" \"Um, can you tell me what happened?\" \"It's just I've-I've, uh, lost my purse, but I'll-I'll come back after I've found it.\" \"Oh, we can have someone find it for you.\" \"Do you know where you saw it last?\" \"I fell down in the street on my way.\" \"Um, I think it's probably just outside.\" \" Somebody could steal it.\" \"I should go...\" \" Hold on.\" \"Hold on.\" \"I really...\" \"I don't have time for this.\" \"Just... just let me clean up the cut.\" \"Please?\" \"Come with me.\" \"It's okay.\" \"You just had a baby, didn't you?\" \"Yes.\" \"Luke. 11 months.\" \"Do you have kids?\" \"No, no kids for me.\" \"It was all work.\" \"Besides, in those days, if you stepped away, they would never let you back in again.\" \"Ah, Dr. Curtis.\" \"Do you two know each other?\" \"We met yesterday.\" \"Several times, in fact.\" \"Good to see you again, Dr. Reid.\" \"I have heard wonderful things about this young man.\" \"I've invited him to observe.\" \"If you don't mind, Dr. Reid.\" \"Not at all.\" \"I've finished scrubbing.\" \"You can take my place.\" \"Almost done, Mr. Powell.\" \"Not too uncomfortable, I hope?\" \"Mnh.\" \"Barely feel it.\" \"Having your leg crushed by a forklift must really make pain relative.\" \"Yeah.\" \"Interesting fact... a major pain receptor in the lower leg is called the saphenous nerve, derived from the arabic word \"safin,\"\" \"meaning hidden or concealed, but that's actually in reference to the saphenous vein, which was kind of hidden, at least if you were practicing medicine in the middle ages.\" \"Almost done, Mr. Powell.\" \"Well, look who I found just wandering the halls.\" \"Hey, Danielle.\" \"Dr. Hamza's just about finished electrocuting me.\" \"Okay.\" \"All finished, Dr. Harris.\" \"Uh, why don't you two go grab some lunch, and we'll have the results when you get back?\" \"Thank you, doctors.\" \"Thank you.\" \"How'd it go?\" \"Zero improvement in the peroneal nerve.\" \"So, the motor nerve is not functioning, while the sensory nerve is causing him much agony.\" \"It's ironic when you think about it.\" \"He keeps telling me pain isn't a problem.\" \"Well, he's become very good at masking it.\" \"And he wants another surgery.\" \"Okay, I know how much time you've spent with him, Charlie, but that leg is never gonna function properly.\" \"And in my opinion, the pain is never gonna go away.\" \"Then he'll likely end up self-medicating to manage it.\" \"If he isn't already.\" \"Charlie, I think it's time you re-opened the subject of amputation.\" \"You're married to Charlie Harris, right?\" \"Not married but together.\" \"Ah.\" \"Charlie's a great surgeon.\" \"And according to, uh, Dawn, so are you.\" \"She said that?\" \"I trained Dawn when she was a resident.\" \"Such a nervous little thing.\" \"She used to follow me around like a puppy.\" \"I'm sure we'd all love to hear some young Dawn bell stories.\" \"Ah, one day I'll tell you the story of how she accidentally sewed her finger onto a cadaver.\" \"Okay.\" \"Suction.\" \"I think that's got it.\" \"We're ready to remove the bag.\" \"Dr. Reid?\" \"Looks good to me.\" \"Hang tight there, Dr. Curtis.\" \"You'll get your turn in a moment.\" \"It never gets old, bossing handsome young men around.\" \"\" \" Where are you from, Natalie?\" \"Uh, I live here.\" \" I was at the hotel, um...\" \" Thank you.\" \"Just taking a little break.\" \"A break from what?\" \"You said this was only gonna be, um, a minute.\" \" Can you get off me?\" \"Wh-wh-why...\" \"why are you doing that?\" \" We're just-just...\" \"Okay, we're just drawing some blood for a tox screen.\" \" It's okay.\" \" No, I'm not...\" \"I'm not on drugs, okay?\" \" Okay.\" \"Just a pinch.\" \" Ow.\" \" Easy.\" \"Easy, now.\" \" Okay.\" \"Just hold your arm still for me.\" \"We're almost done.\" \"Okay, no, I've, uh...\" \"I've been here long enough.\" \"No.\" \"Don't go yet.\" \"I just want you to wait for the test results.\" \"Just 10 more minutes, okay?\" \"Natalie!\" \"No!\" \"Natalie, calm down.\" \"Somebody call security.\" \"\" \" Okay.\" \"Whoa.\" \"Natalie!\" \" I got her.\" \"I got her.\" \" Don't make me wait for the tox screen, and don't make me form you up to psych.\" \"Just tell me what you're withdrawing from so I can help you.\" \"Okay, shh, shh, shh, shh.\" \"I know it's the future but video games surgery really takes the fun out of diving into an open cavity.\" \"Okay, I think we're about done here.\" \"Clips.\" \"Towel.\" \"And, uh, can we lower the temperature a little more, please?\" \"Dr. Levine, should we consider closing the vessels with suture ligature?\" \"Those clips alone may let go and cause her to hemorrhage.\" \"I don't see any danger of hemorrhaging.\" \"If I start suturing every vessel with these chopsticks, we're gonna be here all night.\" \"But based on my experience, we may have more certainty\" \" with suture ligature.\" \" Based on your experience?\" \"Listen, I don't mean to be out of line here.\" \"Well, as long as you don't mean to be out of line.\" \"Dr. Sharpe, how's her B.P.?\" \"She's steady, Dr. Levine.\" \"Since we're almost done here, how about we let Patrick step in for a moment?\" \"I'd really like him to have a chance to assist.\" \"Yes.\" \"Of course.\" \"Uh, I'm sorry.\" \"I don't know what came over me before, but this, uh... this isn't necessary.\" \"Okay, hold your hands out for me, please.\" \"Can you tell me how long it's been since your last drink of alcohol?\" \"Oh, no, this-this... it's, um, just that I'm anxious.\" \"Are you moderately anxious, or are you...\" \"I'm very, very anxious because I'm stuck here talking to idiots, and every second I get more anxious,\" \" and I'm about to start screaming.\" \" Okay.\" \"Get that out of my eyes!\" \"Oh, my god!\" \"How many drinks do you have a day, Natalie?\" \"If I finish your test, will you leave me alone?\" \"A few at the end of the day, a couple at lunch if I'm stressed.\" \"Are you stressed a lot?\" \"Yes.\" \"I work in advertising.\" \"It's a very stressful job.\" \"Okay, so, 4 or 5 a day, maybe 35 a week?\" \"Uh, that sounds like a lot.\" \"But I know that I should cut back.\" \"Were you in the hotel trying to detox from alcohol?\" \"Yes.\" \"But I'm not an alcoholic.\" \"What about drugs?\" \"Are you on anything?\" \"I already told you.\" \"I don't do drugs.\" \"Okay, just stopping like that could do you serious harm if your body's become dependent on alcohol.\" \"You're right.\" \"I was, uh, going about this wrong.\" \"The timing is all wrong.\" \"No, that's not what I'm saying.\" \"I have so much going on right now, and at work, they already treat me like I'm...\" \"The thing is, I have already taken a few days leave.\" \"So, uh, I really should get back...\" \"Natalie, you clearly wanted to make a change.\" \"I can help you do that.\" \"Just let me give you something for your anxiety so you can detox under medical supervision.\" \"I-I told you.\" \"I am truly sorry about before, but that sounds extreme.\" \"I think you need help, right here and right now.\" \"Fine.\" \"Um, I will take the meds just to calm me down, and then we'll see.\" \"Okay.\" \"Maddie, can I get the I.V.?\" \"Dr. Levin, they're ready in O.R. 7.\" \"Tell them I'm en route.\" \"Patrick, join me after you've finished suturing those port sites.\" \"You want me to...\" \"Mm.\" \"Yes, of course.\" \"Thank you for the opportunity.\" \"Well, this is awkward.\" \"Did I just get cut from the team?\" \"I'm not even sure you're still in the league.\" \"Thanks for the backup, by the way.\" \"In order to back you up,\" \"I'd have to have supported your point of view.\" \"We were looking at the same monitor.\" \"You really feel confident that those clips are gonna hold?\" \"I believe Clara Levine was performing splenectomies before we were born.\" \"Not laparoscopically, she wasn't.\" \"Not to mention, you get on her bad side, you might as well toss your career in the bin.\" \"Now let's be extra careful with these port sites.\" \"Patient's not herniating on my watch.\" \"Since when did it become your watch?\" \"When you told Levine she was sloppy.\" \" I didn't say that.\" \" Yes, you did.\" \"No.\" \"I was recommending caution.\" \"Seniority doesn't make her immune to mistakes.\" \"So, keep your mouth shut and check on the patient later.\" \" There's a hierarchy.\" \" I know that, Patrick.\" \"Besides, she's been booking solid O.R. days all month.\" \"You're two days back from mat leave.\" \"You ask me...\" \" I didn't.\" \" But I'm gonna tell you anyway, Alex.\" \"You should apologize.\" \"The peroneal nerve suffered too much damage.\" \"After six months, we need to accept the fact that it's not going to recover.\" \"Dean, you'll never have proper mobility in that leg.\" \"It'll get there, Dr. Harris.\" \"I'll fight harder.\" \"I'll do the physio.\" \"Well... given the pain you're in,\" \"I'm not sure that fighting is the right play anymore.\" \"I already told you, I'm not suffering.\" \"Dean, come on.\" \"Okay.\" \"I have some good days, I have some bad days, just like anybody else.\" \"What exactly are you saying, Dr. Harris?\" \"I'm saying that we at least need to have a conversation about the pros and cons of keeping the leg versus the pros and cons of amputation.\" \"You got to be kidding me.\" \"Just hear him out, Dean.\" \"Look, I told you after the accident that that was not an option.\" \"What is it?\" \"Are you just too lazy to stick this out?\" \"I did the surgeries because I thought that was your best option.\" \"I don't think that anymore.\" \"If you won't save my leg, I'll find someone who will.\" \"I want a new surgeon.\" \"Alex?\" \"Shouldn't you be in the O.R. with Dr. Levine?\" \"I'm just following up with this patient between surgeries.\" \"How are things going with Clara so far?\" \"She's great.\" \"It's great.\" \"I'm a little concerned about this patient.\" \"Her B.P. shouldn't be so low, and her heart rate's high.\" \"Was there a problem with the surgery?\" \"No.\" \"There may be a complication.\" \"You know what?\" \"I will follow up with Dr. Levine.\" \"Pay close attention.\" \"She's had a great career.\" \"This could be a good opportunity for you.\" \"About your patient...\" \"I heard you two talking.\" \"I'm in an elevator, so I may lose you.\" \"You spying on me now?\" \"It's not like that.\" \"I thought maybe I could help you out.\" \"I don't need your help.\" \"I can watch him without him knowing, figure out what he's really afraid of.\" \"I'm pretty sure he's afraid of, uh, losing his leg, Tom.\" \"Sure.\" \"But maybe there's more to it than that.\" \"I mean, I got nothing but time here.\" \"Let me help you.\" \"Well, you could start by, um...\" \"Not creeping on me like a giant tangerine.\" \"Just don't tell me to go to hell again.\" \"I'm serving life in prison.\" \"I've already made that trip.\" \"Really want to help?\" \"Change my patient's mind.\" \"Zach.\" \"Hey.\" \"Are you sending her up to psych?\" \"I think she should stay here.\" \"She could go into serious withdrawal.\" \"She says she has 35 drinks a week.\" \" 35?\" \" Mm-hmm.\" \"So, you double that, you're looking at 70.\" \"She's like a one-woman frat house.\" \"Yeah.\" \"I'm gonna find her a bed in detox.\" \"I don't want her leaving.\" \"If she's as bad as I think, the withdrawal could kill her.\" \"Okay, admit her.\" \"She's seizing.\" \"Okay.\" \"Protect her airway.\" \" Okay.\" \" Grab that arm.\" \" Keep her from pulling out that I.V.\" \" Let's get some high-flow O2 in here!\" \"Okay, protect her airway.\" \"Let's move this bed!\" \"Natalie you had a seizure, okay?\" \" But we've got you.\" \" ***\" \" Just hold her down.\" \" Okay, where's that tox screen?\" \" I'll get it.\" \" Oh, my god!\" \"Oh, my god!\" \" Oh, my god!\" \" What is it, Natalie?\" \"What is it, Natalie?\" \" Don't you see?\" \"!\" \" 10 milligrams of diazepam.\" \" How much have you given her already?\" \" Plenty.\" \"She said she didn't, but she must have a pill addiction\" \" as well as the alcohol.\" \" Yeah, but if you give her too much diazepam, you know that you risk compromising her breathing, right?\" \"Okay, so we vent her, but we can't have her seizing again or hurting herself.\" \" Do it.\" \" Tox screens.\" \" You need to see this.\" \" Okay.\" \"Take this.\" \"Watch her head.\" \"Watch her head.\" \"Hold her down.\" \"Yep, high level of benzodiazepines already in her system. 20 milligrams.\" \"I'm gonna push her past her tolerance, get her stable, and take her up to detox.\" \" Here we go.\" \"Here we go.\" \" Almost there.\" \"Okay.\" \"You're okay.\" \"You're okay.\" \"Shh, shh.\" \"It's okay.\" \"Please get me out of here.\" \"I can't be here anymore.\" \"We're gonna get you better, okay?\" \"We're gonna get you better.\" \" Dr. Levine?\" \" Hmm?\" \"I just wanted to say that I shouldn't have questioned you that way in the O.R.\" \"That's fine.\" \"How's our animal doctor doing?\" \"That's actually why I'm here.\" \"Her B.P. is dropping.\" \"She's reacting to the epidural.\" \"Have anesthesia turn that down.\" \"Okay.\" \"That's a possibility.\" \"But I think we need to be certain.\" \"Why are you doing this?\" \"I would never have questioned a senior surgeon when I was coming up.\" \"Honestly, I'm just worried about the well-being of our patient.\" \"Give her some fluids.\" \"Tell me how she's doing at the end of the day.\" \"Unless you'd like to micromanage that decision, as well?\" \"No.\" \"I wouldn't.\" \"He's keeping his pain a secret from her out of pride.\" \"I watched him.\" \"The moment she left the room, he broke down.\" \"When Amy killed herself, I was a mess.\" \"But still, I was proud.\" \"I...\" \"I wouldn't let anyone see me like that.\" \"I...\" \"I didn't want to look weak.\" \"Instead, it made me look guilty.\" \"It... it ruined my life... just like your guy's ruining his.\" \"Mm-hmm.\" \"Okay.\" \"Thanks.\" \"Well, I got her full name...\" \"Natalie Dryden.\" \"Tried to get in touch with family, but no luck.\" \"Husband left a year ago with their daughter.\" \"Both parents and a sister... all dead.\" \"So, no one to stop her from drinking herself to death.\" \"No friends or coworkers?\" \"I tried calling her work, made up a story about finding her purse.\" \"They said she'd been fired weeks ago.\" \"Hmm.\" \"Listen the question you asked me earlier about going to another hospital, that wasn't hypothetical,\" \" was it?\" \" No.\" \"Where?\" \"Cleveland.\" \"Gynecological staff position.\" \"Well, if you don't take it, I will.\" \"I don't know what to do.\" \"Look, I can't speak for everyone here, Maggie Lin, but I'll tell you right now that if you go...\" \"I'll miss the hell out of you.\" \"I'm serious.\" \"Thank you.\" \"May I have her chart, please?\" \"Thank you.\" \"Hello, Cynthia.\" \"I've never been kicked before.\" \"I walked into that stable.\" \"It was like that horse knew I was coming.\" \"You think the horse knew you were there to euthanize him?\" \"I don't have any other explanation.\" \"Even through the pain, he was scared.\" \"I know the feeling.\" \"Try to relax, okay?\" \"Thank you.\" \"You're welcome.\" \"Page Dr. Levine and book an O.R.\" \"and cross and type this patient for four units.\" \"I need her back on a table right now.\" \"Let's go!\" \"Hey!\" \"Any sign of her?\" \"No, but operating on Levine's patient is a risky move, Alex.\" \"Doing nothing is a bigger risk, and I need you with me.\" \"I can't do it alone.\" \"Ah, so, this is to be a career murder/suicide, then, is it?\" \"Wonderful.\" \" Whoa!\" \"Whoa!\" \" Hey.\" \" Back it up, will you?\" \" Back... back up the bed!\" \"Her chest tube's been dislodged.\" \"Okay, we got to move.\" \"Better?\" \"Are you thirsty?\" \"Um, when can you release me?\" \"I need to get back to work.\" \"Don't think about work right now.\" \"It's so embarrassing.\" \"I'm not like this.\" \"This isn't me.\" \"I believe that.\" \"Okay, I'm gonna let you rest.\" \"You can stay the night, and then tomorrow we can talk about the next steps.\" \"The next steps?\" \"Don't be afraid.\" \"You're gonna do much better here with us than you would all alone in some hotel room.\" \"Um, maybe there's, uh, no point to this.\" \"Natalie, I don't know when you decided you weren't worth anything... but you are.\" \"You're the point to this.\" \"Okay.\" \"New tube's draining well.\" \"One less thing to worry about.\" \"Great.\" \" You are unbelievable.\" \" Sorry?\" \"Intracorporeal suturing kind of gives me the collywobbles.\" \"What?\" \"That is to say, it-it makes me nervous.\" \"Who's to say I'm not nervous?\" \"Well, you don't suture like you're nervous.\" \"How's her B.P., Dr. Sharpe?\" \"Still low and getting lower.\" \"How is that possible?\" \"I sutured all the vessels of the splenic bed, but it's still coming proximal to that.\" \"Maybe a branch of the splenic artery?\" \"Or is it possible something else was ruptured by the kick?\" \"Would have showed up in the imaging.\" \"Something happened in the first surgery.\" \"I was watching.\" \"Suction.\" \"But when we switched places, neither of us were.\" \"So, you think...\" \"Perhaps she nicked something.\" \"The tail of the pancreas.\" \"And that could have opened the splenic artery.\" \"We're gonna have to open her up.\" \"Listen, you could find a doctor to perform 20 operations on that leg, and it wouldn't change a thing.\" \"Well, there's only one way to find out.\" \"I know you want to fight for this.\" \"And I would, too.\" \"But, uh, you have to ask yourself, are you fighting for the right thing?\" \"Do you want a leg, or do you want a life?\" \"We got five kids.\" \"I've always taken care of my family.\" \"I'm not about to become their problem.\" \"The pain that you're going through is gonna become a bigger problem for them than any amputation could.\" \"Maybe it already is.\" \"He's right, Dean.\" \"What, are you taking his side now?\" \"I'm not taking anybody's side.\" \"You're a mess.\" \"You're angry all the time.\" \"I won't have you care for a cripple.\" \"You have to stop using that word.\" \"Listen, I know this sounds crazy, but maybe losing that leg is the one thing that's gonna make you feel normal again.\" \"I'm having a hard time imagining how my life would even work.\" \"Yeah, you trust the people that love you.\" \"That's how it'll work.\" \"This isn't the 1950s.\" \"I mean, the prosthetics we're using now...\" \"I mean...\" \"people are climbing mountains with them.\" \"They're...\" \"Don't think of this as giving up.\" \"Think of it as getting rid of the one thing that's holding you back.\" \"Dr. Lin.\" \"What's up?\" \"Apart from me not having any surgeries lately.\" \"I went to take a blanket for Natalie Dryden.\" \"She's not in her bed.\" \"We've got a missing patient... female, 30s, lacerations on her head.\" \"Come on.\" \"There it is... splenic artery.\" \" Whatever you're doing, do it fast.\" \" You suture.\" \"Mm-hmm.\" \"Dr. Reid, what the hell are you doing with my patient?\" \"I tried to find you.\" \"She was bottoming out.\" \"Well, you should have tried harder.\" \" Dr. Levine...\" \" And you, Dr. Curtis...\" \"I should have thought you would have known better.\" \"B.P.'S in a nosedive, Alex.\" \"We don't have time to talk right now, but I will explain it to you later.\" \"You're a junior surgeon who thinks she knows everything.\" \"What do you have to explain to me?\" \"My patient is...\" \"Dr. Levine,\" \"Dr. Reid is saving this patient.\" \"Whatever you've got to say, you can say it outside of this O.R.\" \"Let's get back to work.\" \"Natalie, what are you doing?\" \"I, uh, have to find my purse.\" \"I have to get back to work.\" \"You're in no shape to leave.\" \"You could have died today.\" \"Dr. Lin, I thank you for everything that you tried to do for me.\" \"I really do.\" \"You're almost through the worst.\" \"If you leave now, you have to start over.\" \" Where are you gonna go?\" \" I'll-I'll come back.\" \"I will.\" \"Today... this is just...\" \"this is a bad day for me.\" \"Natalie.\" \"I'm not on leave from work.\" \"They fired me.\" \"I know.\" \"And my family... they're gone, too.\" \"I know.\" \"So, it's just you and me and a problem we can solve.\" \"You don't know why they're gone.\" \"I can't even, um, say it out loud.\" \"I... even if I fix myself, I can't ever fix that.\" \"That is all in the past now.\" \"I just...\" \"I thought that if I could push myself, if I could just try to be something, but...\" \"I did, and now I'm this, and I'm stuck, and I don't know anymore if I can't break free or if I just don't want to.\" \"Okay.\" \"I can get you long-term treatment for your alcoholism.\" \"This may be your last chance.\" \"Don't you want to take that?\" \"No.\" \"You were right about Dean.\" \"He agreed to the amputation.\" \"That's good.\" \"I'm glad to hear it.\" \"I'm gonna ask to have your wife's X-rays sent from her family doctor, but, um, before I do that, I'd like to hear your story.\" \"My story is I didn't kill my wife.\" \"But it's my fault she's gone.\" \"You said that, uh, she tried to hang herself two years before she died.\" \"I didn't tell anyone.\" \"She begged me not to.\" \"You're only as sick as your secrets.\" \"Isn't that what they say?\" \"Well, I kept hers.\" \"And now she's gone, and I'm... here... a prisoner.\" \"The medical examiner said he found evidence of a broken hyoid bone in her throat, said it was consistent with patterns of abuse, not patterns of suicide attempts.\" \"I told you about the medical examiner.\" \"Yeah, you said that some of his cases have been overturned.\" \"A couple of them so far.\" \"Did you kill your wife?\" \"No.\" \"I didn't.\" \"I loved her.\" \"Thanks for listening, Charlie.\" \"Okay, I don't see any more blood.\" \"Looks like we can close.\" \"She's stable.\" \"Wayne...\" \"Thank you for what you said.\" \"Never yelled at a surgeon before.\" \"I think I liked it.\" \"Well, I hope you never do it to me.\" \"Will you close Patrick?\" \"Mm-hmm.\" \"I'm going to explain to Dawn, but don't worry.\" \"Whatever happens, I'll make sure it only happens to me.\" \"Easy, Spartacus.\" \"I've got your back.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Alex did you operate on Dr. Levine's patient without her knowledge?\" \"Yes, I did.\" \"I tried to reach you.\" \"And when she couldn't, she snuck the patient into the O.R.\" \"I heard about the chest tube.\" \"You are lucky she didn't have a collapsed lung.\" \"Alex, you should have told me about this.\" \"Not now.\" \"Dr. Curtis asked me to deliver this.\" \"He said it was urgent.\" \"Believe it or not, I was trying to protect you from the consequences.\" \"The only person facing consequences here is you.\" \"Clara...\" \"You need to look at that.\" \"How's the patient doing?\" \"She's okay.\" \"Good.\" \"The splenic artery?\" \"Yes.\" \"How did I miss that?\" \"It could have happened to anyone.\" \"Not to me.\" \"Five years ago, this never would have happened.\" \"Could you excuse us, please?\" \"Yes.\" \"Of course.\" \"Clara, you've had a bad run.\" \"Mm.\" \"I know.\" \"And it's gone on long enough.\" \"I need to walk away.\" \"I've been afraid to.\" \"I've...\" \"I've been afraid of the nothing that is waiting for me.\" \"Clara...\" \"Please.\" \"It's time.\" \"Hey.\" \"Someone found this.\" \"Put it in lost and found.\" \"She won't be back.\" \"Okay.\" \"Hey.\" \"I need you to get a cake.\" \"From Benaroia's, not that grocery-store garbage.\" \"There you go.\" \"Your limbs seem to be in one place.\" \"Dawn didn't draw and quarter you.\" \"Thanks to you, Dr. Curtis.\" \"Levine is retiring.\" \"Or Dawn has decided to retire her.\" \"Don't tell anybody about this morning, okay?\" \" Mum's the word.\" \" Thank you.\" \"Oh, Dr. Hamza I will miss you... and our chess games.\" \"Don't know why.\" \"You always lost.\" \"Okay, I guess it's not the chess games I'll miss.\" \"It's you.\" \"Ah, well, I will miss you, too.\" \"Will you be visiting us soon?\" \"Probably not.\" \"Mm.\" \"Dr. Levine.\" \"Dr. Hamza, can I talk to you for just one second?\" \"Mm-hmm.\" \"I just wanted to wish you the very best for your retirement.\" \"Oh.\" \"I'm sorry.\" \"You are...?\" \" Maggie Lin.\" \" Maggie.\" \"Yes, of course.\" \"Thank you.\" \"Um, I think I'll take off now, before somebody tries to make a speech.\" \"Dr. Levine...\" \"Don't say anything.\" \"I think after four decades here,\" \"I've earned the right to the last word.\" \"It's a very different world from when I was starting out.\" \"The snickering and the accidental gropings and the second-guessings of your work, although I think in that department, we've come full circle.\" \"Listen, I-I didn't mean to go behind your back.\" \"I am truly sorry.\" \"No.\" \"Don't be.\" \"That's my point.\" \"It is easier for you.\" \"But you still have to prove yourself more than any male surgeon.\" \"Every day you come to work, you have to be perfect.\" \"I hope you're up for that.\" \"I hope so, too.\" \"Dr. Singh, it's Maggie Lin.\" \"I've thought about your offer, and I would love to take the job.\" \"Call me.\" \"Thanks.\" \"Have you come to gawk at my patient again?\" \"No, actually.\" \"I came to talk to you.\" \"How was your day?\" \"Mm.\" \"Long, strange, stressful.\" \"You?\" \"You know, same old, same old.\" \"You know, we're together now, the three of us.\" \"That means we share the good stuff and the bad.\" \"I know.\" \"It... it really is nothing.\" \"No, Charlie...\" \"Is it a ghost thing?\" \"Yeah.\" \"I guess I'm kind of still getting used to talking about that.\" \"Well, so am I.\" \"And sometimes it can be a...\" \"I don't want you to worry.\" \"I won't.\" \"Okay.\" \"Well, the evidence might not prove you're innocent, but it definitely doesn't prove you're guilty, either.\" \"You don't know how long I've waited to hear somebody say that.\" \"If I'm gonna help you, it's still on my terms.\" \"You got it.\" \"No promises.\" \"Understood.\" \"But if everything I'm seeing is right...\" \"You might have a good shot at an appeal.\""} +{"text": "\" Previously on defiance...\" \" This could be a nice little side gig for you,\" \"But if you stir up trouble, I swear,\" \"I'll drop your skinny ass off the top of this arch.\" \" What you've done to me cuts against the very grain\" \"Of who our people are.\" \"[tense music] [eerie hissing]\" \" Get off him.\" \"Irisa!\" \" If you think you can just swoop in here\" \"And take credit for my accomplishments\" \" Consider yourself lucky\" \"I didn't send you to the front to die.\" \" What would you say then\" \"To a gentlemen who is looking to...\" \" A local club.\" \"Caters to more specialized tastes.\" \"[pulsing, dreamy music]\" \"\u00b6\" \" [singing in native language]\" \"\u00b6\" \" Jalina.\" \" Favi tarr.\" \" Alak's not home yet, is he?\" \" He's working late.\" \"Favi, you have something on your neck.\" \"White makeup.\" \" That's just baking flour.\" \" Of course it is.\" \"I see that now.\" \" You won't say anything?\" \" About baking flour?\" \"What a boring conversation.\" \" Thank you, jalina.\" \" Sleep well, favi.\" \"I'll see you in the morning.\" \" Where are you going at this time of night?\" \"I was sworn to serve this family.\" \"My work, as humans say, is never done.\" \" [grunting]\" \" Datak tarr.\" \"[speaking native language] [moaning]\" \"My master is datak tarr.\" \" Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.\" \"What do you think you're doing?\" \" Saying your name.\" \" Yeah, well, I know who I am.\" \" [laughs]\" \"I thought you'd like it.\" \" What, hearing my name over and over again?\" \"Do you think I'm some kind of egomaniac?\" \" No.\" \" Huh.\" \"Good girl.\" \" [laughs] oh!\" \"I should be getting back.\" \"Stahma will be angry if I'm late.\" \" Now, there's a name you can say.\" \"Go on.\" \" Stahma?\" \" Yes.\" \"Say it.\" \"\"stahma.\" - stahma.\" \" Stahma, sta-- - you are stahma.\" \"Stahma.\" \" I am--I am stahma.\" \" You are stahma.\" \" You are my husband.\" \"[moans]\" \" Stahma.\" \" Oh!\" \"Oh, datak.\" \"[moaning]\" \"That hurts a little.\" \" Oh, yeah?\" \" Stahma, stahma.\" \" Stahma, stahma, stahma.\" \"[grunts] [glass shatters]\" \" [groans] [glass clattering]\" \"[ominous music]\" \"\u00b6\" \"[grunts]\" \"Jalina.\" \"[dramatic music]\" \"\u00b6\" \" Checked out the crime scene.\" \"Looks like she was attacked in the alley,\" \"Somehow, she survived and crawled her way back here.\" \" She came to my door crying for help.\" \"I was so drunk, I slept through it.\" \"I'm gonna kill whoever did this.\" \" I would worry less about revenge\" \"And more about covering your ass.\" \" Oh, you don't think I did this?\" \"Jalina was sworn to our home since she was a child.\" \"I adored her.\" \" That's one word for it.\" \"Anyhow, what I think doesn't matter.\" \"Imagine what nolan will think.\" \" Oh, no.\" \"No, no.\" \"He'll have me back in camp reverie before sunfall.\" \"No, we have to get rid of the body, now.\" \" We?\" \"There are two types of friends in this world.\" \"Kind that you helps you hide a dead whore, and me.\" \" She wasn't a whore.\" \"She was a handmaiden.\" \" Potato, po-tah-to.\" \"I'm not going back to reverie.\" \" Well, I can't manage this by myself.\" \" You're a professional criminal.\" \"I have faith.\" \"[door creaking] [door clicks]\" \" [breathing unsteadily]\" \"[footsteps]\" \" Sukar is missing.\" \"The spirit riders tell me\" \"That he has strayed from irzu's path.\" \" I've lost my taste for religion.\" \" Will you help me find him?\" \" He's better off far away from me.\" \" That's probably true.\" \"Suit yourself.\" \" What?\" \" That's a good likeness.\" \" You know him?\" \" Of course I know him.\" \"He's here in town with me.\" \" Initial here\" \"And here\" \"Very nice.\" \"I'll whip this over to the darby building\" \"And you will receive your keonite\" \"By the first of the month.\" \"Thank you very much.\" \"That's my pen.\" \" Cai.\" \"[clears throat]\" \" Hey.\" \"I'm just about wrapped up here.\" \"We can take the night coach back to cedars\" \"And have your papers signed in the morning.\" \"Any word on sukar?\" \"I'm going to see a pow tanner he trades with.\" \" Okay.\" \"Uh-huh.\" \"Hello.\" \"Who's your little friend?\" \" This is irisa.\" \"She might be touched by irzu,\" \"Or perhaps she is just crazy.\" \" Ah.\" \"Well, charmed, I'm sure.\" \"My name is cal, short for mordecai.\" \" You have reimlu's face.\" \" Well, I've been complimented on my generic good looks.\" \" Do you recognize me?\" \" No.\" \"Should I?\" \" Look at me carefully.\" \" Okay.\" \" I'll meet you back at the land coach.\" \"You're not gonna leave me here with the weirdo.\" \" Have fun.\" \" Thanks.\" \"Okay, smile factory, I'm pressed for time here,\" \"So if there's anything I can help you with,\" \"Anything that's not gonna be\" \"Awkward or uncomfortable for both of us,\" \"Please feel free to shout it out,\" \"But not too loudly.\" \"People will be inclined to stare,\" \"Because you are strange.\" \" I'm still trying to figure out what this means.\" \" While you're thinking, it would really\" \"Reduce my anxiety level down to a four\" \"If you weren't staring at me\" \"As though you were trying to eat me.\" \" I don't mean to be rude.\" \"I'm confused.\" \" I handle legal work for I-rath itinerants.\" \"When the earth republic seized the mccawley mines,\" \"They had to negotiate for rights ceded to the spirit riders.\" \" Do you have memories about coming here on the arks?\" \" I was born in tallahassee.\" \"I respect the badge and all, but I really have work to do.\" \" No, please wait.\" \" Ow.\" \" Do you have visions?\" \" Okay, that kind of hurts.\" \"What is wrong with you?\" \" Lawkeeper.\" \" I was told I might find you here.\" \"My handmaiden, jalina, failed to return last night\" \"After running an errand.\" \" Am I in some kind of trouble here?\" \" It's unlike her, and I'm worried.\" \" Hmm.\" \" So I'm not special...\" \"You treat everyone...\" \" You look like you know something\" \" Rafe's servant, bertie, disappeared some time back.\" \"She turned up a few days later, none the worse for wear.\" \" That's reassuring.\" \"What happened to her?\" \" Wish I could help.\" \"I'll look into jalina.\" \"I'll need to question your staff later.\" \" I'll inform the handmaidens.\" \"Thank you.\" \" Yes, I see it.\" \" Irisa.\" \" I get it.\" \"It's a picture of me.\" \"But it begs the question, why are you drawing me?\" \" I need a word with you, if you don't mind.\" \" [scoffs] twist my arm.\" \"This has been fun.\" \" What are you doing?\" \" Stahma's handmaiden has disappeared,\" \"Kind of like bertie.\" \" I don't know anything about stahma's servant.\" \" Look, kiddo, I can't protect you\" \"If you keep me in the dark.\" \"Amanda swears she shot you.\" \"I saw the blood, yet you seem fine.\" \"You can't just keep going on pretending everything's okay.\" \" Everything is okay.\" \" Okay, defiance, I hope you brought\" \"Your party slippers, because treasure doll is here\" \"Bringing you casti power pop\" \"From the hot new band strength in numbers,\" \"Available only on tarr traxx.\" \"[pop music playing]\" \"Oh, lunch looks delicious.\" \" You guys would forget to eat if I let you.\" \" Oh, christie, I forgot.\" \"You left this here yesterday.\" \" Who gave this to you?\" \" I bought it at the market.\" \" It's a castithan...\" \"[speaking native language]\" \"It's a courtship gem.\" \" I thought it was pretty.\" \" It was handcrafted on casti.\" \"Nobody would sell it on the street.\" \" Are you calling me a liar?\" \" [singing in native language]\" \" I'm not hungry.\" \" I'm so sorry.\" \"I didn't think.\" \" It's not your fault.\" \"I can't believe I keep lying to him.\" \"I am a horrible person.\" \" Stop.\" \"You were doing this to understand his people.\" \"You're making the marriage better.\" \"You're the good guy here.\" \" I feel guilty, because I love it.\" \"I love the feeling of wearing someone else's skin.\" \"It makes me feel, I don't know, powerful.\" \" You get to be someone else.\" \"Someone sexy.\" \"Look, if you don't invent yourself,\" \"Someone else will do it for you.\" \"Do you know what a reindeer is?\" \" Like, the animal?\" \" During the war,\" \"Reindeers were prostitutes that snuck onto emc bases\" \"To deliver gifts.\" \"My mom was one.\" \"She would take us from one base to another\" \"To sell herself to the soldiers.\" \"And one night,\" \"I heard a soldier negotiating price,\" \"And the number was getting really high.\" \"And at first, I was happy,\" \"And then I realized... [laughs wryly]\" \"My mom was selling me.\" \" How old were you?\" \" 13.\" \" Did you go?\" \" I didn't have a choice.\" \"So that night,\" \"As soon as that soldier fell asleep...\" \"I bashed him in the head with a big rock and ran.\" \"When I ended up here, I acted high-class,\" \"And they gave me a job at the needwant.\" \"Now I'm on the radio,\" \"And pretty soon, I'm gonna marry someone rich,\" \"Like your husband,\" \"Someone who treats me like a princess.\" \"[both chuckle]\" \" Everything you see here,\" \"It's my own invention.\" \"'cause anybody can be anything\" \"If they want it bad enough.\" \" I believe you.\" \" Damn right, girl.\" \"I'm your treasure doll.\" \" Jalina was special to me.\" \" Yeah, I can see that.\" \"When we purchased her from her parents.\" \" Yeah, well, I never knew her well.\" \"I met her around the house.\" \"Smiled a lot, in that weird way you people have.\" \" She was such a spirited child.\" \"So much imagination.\" \"She and alak used to put on little puppet plays\" \"Of the stories from the holy scrolls.\" \"Hold on.\" \"I bought this for her.\" \"It was the only piece of jewelry she owned.\" \"She cried the day I gave it to her.\" \"She said it sparkled like sulos.\" \" Yeah, whatever.\" \"Come on, just a little further.\" \" I want to thank you for helping me.\" \" Oh, don't flatter yourself.\" \"I'm only doing this\" \"Because I need the weapons you promised me.\" \" Understood.\" \" Whoa.\" \"[beast screeches]\" \"I think this is far enough.\" \"[eerie hissing]\" \" She doesn't deserve this.\" \" Yeah, well, what happened to jalina\" \"Shouldn't happen to anybody.\" \"If you make plans, count me in.\" \" Yeah, to find out who did this,\" \"Make 'em pay.\" \" I appreciate that, old friend.\" \" I'm not your friend.\" \"But you are family, and that counts for something,\" \"I guess.\" \"[charge blade crackling] [eerie hissing] [beast screeches]\" \" Viceroy mercado.\" \"Glad to see you've extended your stay here in defiance.\" \" In polite society,\" \"It's customary to knock before entering.\" \" The mayor and I have an understanding.\" \" I bet you do.\" \"Pottinger is on urgent earth republic business\" \"In the dakota reach.\" \"What do you want, amanda?\" \" I want to know what my boss did\" \"To make you so angry that you sent him\" \"To do a job that any clerk could do.\" \"Without first asking my permission.\" \" Niles pottinger looks great on camera,\" \"He is articulate,\" \"And he's not afraid to crack skulls\" \"In a tough frontier town.\" \"Someone in your position should be kissing his boots.\" \"Instead, you treat him like a plague-carrier.\" \"Why?\" \" I've always liked you.\" \"[laughs]\" \"Even back when you were mayor\" \"And repeatedly kicking the earth republic in the teeth,\" \"I knew you were acting on principle.\" \"You've got character.\" \"I value character.\" \" And you think niles pottinger lacks character.\" \"Based on what?\" \" That's a need-to-know, I'm afraid.\" \" What if I do need to know?\" \" Then you've already gotten too close.\" \" [laughs]\" \"Why are you telling me this?\" \"Are you trying to drive a wedge?\" \" As I said, I like you.\" \"You introduced me to that private club.\" \"Which, by the way, was fantastic.\" \" Glad you enjoyed it.\" \" My superiors consider pottinger\" \"To be a necessary evil.\" \"I think defiance would do just fine\" \"With someone else in that chair.\" \"A woman, perhaps.\" \"One with experience.\" \"This woman, would she be expected to do\" \"Whatever the earth republic tells her to do?\" \" You'd look great in our uniform.\" \" And what would happen to pottinger?\" \" When he returns, he'll help me finish his career.\" \" He trusts me.\" \"I can't betray him.\" \"It's not who I am.\" \" As I said, character.\" \"You have my permission to leave.\" \" [sighs]\" \" She's dead.\" \" [growls]\" \" How?\" \" I bedded her last night\" \"And woke to find her dead\" \"With her eyes carved out of her skull.\" \"I have to ask,\" \"Was it you?\" \" Of course not.\" \"I loved her as much as you did.\" \" I'm sorry.\" \"A stupid question.\" \" We must tell the lawkeeper.\" \" No.\" \"No, I would be blamed.\" \" I suppose they would send you back to camp reverie.\" \" Don't bluff me.\" \"You had your chance to frame me,\" \"And you chose not to take it.\" \"No.\" \"No, we will handle this internally,\" \"As a family.\" \"[record scratching] [mike sempert's finest line]\" \" I want you to play these\" \"At the top of the hour every hour.\" \" I know the drill, boss.\" \"And I'm sorry about the gem.\" \"I didn't mean to cause trouble.\" \" Do you know where she got it?\" \" It's not my place.\" \" \u00b6 well, I looked\" \" Deirdre, I'm your boss.\" \" \u00b6 but I could not see\" \" You know, you're the only person\" \"In this town who calls me by my real name.\" \" \u00b6 this love\" \" [sighs]\" \"You deserve to know.\" \"Christie's running with a weird crowd.\" \"I think she's in over her head.\" \" \u00b6 and I took my time\" \" [speaking native language]\" \" Cai.\" \"I have to talk to you before you leave.\" \" I don't see her.\" \"Do you?\" \" Who?\" \" Rynn.\" \"She was supposed to meet me here.\" \"We have an appointment tomorrow in cedars.\" \"It's about picking up a stipend for her... [speaking native language]\" \"She wouldn't have missed this\" \"Unless there was something wrong.\" \" [grunting]\" \" Why would she do that after she bought a ticket?\" \" Tell you what, I'm gonna go down there,\" \"What I need you to do is stay right there\" \"And keep anybody else from coming down the alley.\" \" Should I have a gun?\" \" Keep him away from me.\" \" I talk a lot when I'm nervous.\" \"You don't seem to have that problem.\" \" I hope your boss is good at this.\" \" He's my father.\" \" But you're pureblood.\" \" When I was younger,\" \"He saved me from a bad situation.\" \"He raised me.\" \" Ah.\" \"My parents got me out of florida before the nukes.\" \"I was raised on a kibbutz by humans.\" \"Hebrew's my first language.\" \"Bet you I'm the first irathient jew\" \"You've ever met.\" \" I think we're connected.\" \"You don't feel that?\" \" I--I'm flattered.\" \"Really, I am.\" \"But I'm kind of seeing somebody in cedars.\" \"We're not entirely exclusive, but we do have an understanding.\" \"Her name's gwyneth.\" \" Got something here.\" \"Boot scuff marks, some blood.\" \"Signs of a struggle.\" \" Wouldn't be rynn if she didn't put up a fight.\" \" Yeah.\" \"Wasn't a fair fight.\" \"She was drugged.\" \" The poor girl.\" \"Promise me, when you find the ones responsible for this,\" \"The ones who took jalina's eyes...\" \" Gentlemen, there is a killer hiding in this town,\" \"A killer who finds it amusing to rip the eyes\" \"From the head of a young woman.\" \"We're gonna find him,\" \"And we're gonna find him tonight.\" \"I'm giving you each scrip, walking-around money.\" \"Spread it about, grease informants,\" \"Buy rounds of drinks, whatever it takes.\" \"I'm counting on you.\" \" We're not doing this for you.\" \" We're here for stahma and alak.\" \"Your presence offends.\" \" I don't think you truly understand\" \"The nature of offense.\" \"Let me show you.\" \" Hey, hey, hey, put that thing away.\" \" Enough.\" \"This is a night for truce,\" \"A night for our family to come together\" \"And avenge the death of one of our own.\" \"This is a night for jalina.\" \"Are we clear on that?\" \" You're right, of course.\" \"My apologies.\" \"I will spill their treasonous guts\" \"On the floor some other day.\" \" [growls]\" \"Good luck trying.\" \"Why isn't alak playing his part?\" \"Where the hell is my son?\" \"[electronic music playing]\" \" [singing in native language]\" \"\u00b6\" \" [speaking in alien language]\" \" Can I speak to my wife?\" \" Your wife?\" \"Well, isn't this awkward.\" \"Love the costume.\" \" What are you doing here?\" \" Looking for you.\" \"Is this supposed to be funny?\" \" No.\" \" How would you feel if I went out dancing\" \"With my face painted human pink?\" \" I'm not pink.\" \" You're mocking my culture.\" \"It's a...\" \" I came here to please you, to please your family.\" \"At home, I feel human, awkward, and ugly.\" \" Well, this is no improvement.\" \" I came here for you.\" \"You shouldn't be embarrassed by the way that I look.\" \"I am beautiful like this.\" \"Strong, like stahma.\" \" Well, I don't want you to be anything like my mother.\" \"I married you, not some freak in a costume.\" \"That courtship gem,\" \"It didn't come from the marketplace.\" \"It came from that casti-transvestite.\" \" You want to talk about lies, alak?\" \"Or should I call you vizu?\" \"The great crime lord of defiance.\" \"Killer of skevur, and god knows who else.\" \" We'll talk about this when we get\" \" Don't touch me.\" \"I'm staying here.\" \" Whoo!\" \" Hey.\" \" [grunts]\" \"[door clicks]\" \" Doc yewll.\" \" Lambert.\" \"What's with the sunglasses?\" \" I couldn't find my regular doctors.\" \"I need eye drops.\" \" Okay, well, let's take a look.\" \" Well, actually, I'm in a hurry.\" \"I have students waiting.\" \"I\" \" Pink corneas.\" \"Casti eyes.\" \" They're contact lenses.\" \"You know, I have to keep them in for the next few days.\" \" They stopped making contact lenses 30 years ago.\" \" I bought them on the black market.\" \"They harvest them from cadavers.\" \"It's for fun.\" \"You know, a kink.\" \" Whatever floats your boat.\" \"There you go.\" \"I'd appreciate a little patient-doctor confidentiality.\" \" Mum's the word.\" \"You can pay me for them later.\" \" All right.\" \" It's been over an hour, and we've got bubkes.\" \"[phone beeping]\" \" Doctor yewll.\" \"Yes?\" \" Check out professor lambert.\" \" The schoolteacher?\" \"You sure?\" \" Yes.\" \" I appreciate the tip.\" \" You remember our friend lambert from the town council?\" \" Yeah.\" \" I'm going to pay him a visit.\" \"I will have justice.\" \"Breaking and entering.\" \"Nice.\" \" I don't require a chaperone.\" \" Yeah?\" \"Well, I think you do.\" \"Wow, there's a lot of books.\" \" Lambert was once a university professor.\" \"I believe he taught philosophy.\" \" Yeah, I think I remember that.\" \"Books.\" \"[chuckles]\" \"You know, there was a point in history\" \"Where every human on earth thought paper and ink\" \"Were becoming obsolete.\" \" Humans are foolish, yes.\" \"For once, I agree with you.\" \" Hey.\" \"Hey, lambert.\" \"We got a couple of questions for you.\" \"What the...\" \" Wigs.\" \"[clattering]\" \" Datak.\" \"[both grunting]\" \" Please, don't kill me.\" \" Hey, the janus symbol.\" \" It means our friend here is a votan cross-dresser.\" \" We go to the club, you know, dress up, pretend to be votan.\" \"It's for fun.\" \"It's a kink.\" \" The eyes.\" \"Where did you get them?\" \" I bought them from a doctor.\" \" A doctor?\" \" Corneas come from cadavers.\" \" What doctor?\" \" I hate to keep you alive for this, honey...\" \"But the cornea stays a lot fresher this way.\" \" [whimpering] [charge scalpel humming]\" \"[whimpering]\" \" I found it in the alley where rynn disappeared.\" \" See anything interesting?\" \" Midazolam.\" \" Paralytic.\" \" Very good.\" \"This particular paralytic thickens the blood,\" \"Which makes it ideal for delicate surgery.\" \"You should be looking for a doctor,\" \"Specifically one with surgical skills.\" \" One like, I don't know, you, for example?\" \" Not the only doctor in defiance.\" \" You are the biggest liar I know.\" \" Stop.\" \"You're making me blush.\" \"Here is a list of five other surgeons in town.\" \" You know, ever since you were released\" \"From camp reverie, you've been a little squirrely.\" \" I'm an indogene.\" \"I'm squirrely by nature.\" \"In fact, I'm not even gonna charge you for this visit.\" \"How crazy is that?\" \"Whoo.\" \"[melancholy music playing]\" \"\u00b6\" \" Sorry about your husband.\" \"He's a true castithan, beautiful but cruel.\" \" He's a jerk.\" \" He's just being true to his nature.\" \"His people are conquerors.\" \" Alak does not want to conquer me.\" \" Well, not personally, no,\" \"But it's a struggle against his dna.\" \"Castithans are better suited for survival than humans,\" \"And they know it.\" \"They're the next draft of dominant life on earth,\" \"And how frustrating it must be\" \"For these elegant, streamlined creatures\" \"That grotesque humanity stubbornly endures.\" \" Well, this is our planet.\" \"A human planet.\" \"We were here first.\" \" Well, ask the irathients\" \"How that argument worked out for them.\" \"Castis conquered their home planet,\" \"Renamed it \"casti.\"\" \"Before the same thing happens here.\" \" Are you drunk?\" \" Indeed.\" \" If that's how you feel about castis,\" \"Then why are you even in this bar?\" \"Why admire them?\" \"Why dress like them?\" \" Just because the asteroid's coming to kill the dinosaur\" \"Doesn't mean the dinosaur\" \"Can't pause and acknowledge the asteroid's beauty.\" \"It's in our nature to want to be other than we are.\" \"It's what makes humanity great.\" \"We are creatures of incredible curiosity.\" \"We envy the flight of birds, and we build wings.\" \"Born earthbound, we reach for the stars.\" \"Never be ashamed of trying to be better than what you are,\" \"And cherish the moments\" \"You get to spend in a place like this.\" \"You can be anything you want here.\" \"You're brave, you're strong, you're confident.\" \"Every eye here is fixed upon you.\" \" Would you do me the great honor\" \"Of joining me on the dance floor?\" \" You don't recognize me, do you?\" \" No.\" \"Isn't that the point of coming to these things?\" \" [whimpering] [ominous music]\" \"\u00b6 [whimpering]\" \"[charge scalpel humming]\" \" Drop the blade!\" \" [grunts]\" \" [yells]\" \" No!\" \" [grunting] [gasping]\" \" Irisa, move!\" \" [grunts]\" \" [grunting]\" \" Why did you take her eyes?\" \" Money.\" \" Money?\" \" Those dress-up freaks'll pay top scrip\" \"For authentic votan parts,\" \"And there are only so many cadavers.\" \" Money to do what?\" \"Huh?\" \" [whimpering]\" \" [grunts]\" \"Whores, gambling, blue devil, perhaps?\" \" No.\" \"I have a family, a daughter with polio.\" \"When they let that indo doctor out of prison,\" \"I lost my office, most of my patients.\" \"I did what I had to do.\" \"[yells, whimpers]\" \"Please, don't kill me.\" \"[whimpers] - easy, datak.\" \" [sighs]\" \"I promised the wife.\" \" [screaming] [eyes squelching]\" \" [screaming]\" \" Go.\" \"I'm okay.\" \" No.\" \" Go!\" \"[grunts]\" \" Hey, keep pressure on it.\" \" [moaning]\" \" Oh, hey, nolan.\" \"This is what you call your citizen's arrest.\" \"Our friend here had a little accident.\" \"Running with scissors?\" \"Bad idea.\" \"[dramatic music]\" \"\u00b6\" \" Guess he missed you with those scissors.\" \" I got lucky.\" \" [moaning] [laurel's fire breather playing]\" \"\u00b6\" \" \u00b6 what does he want from me, oh \u00b6\" \"\u00b6\" \"\u00b6 we're hanging in the bars\" \"\u00b6 running after cars to get home \u00b6\" \"\u00b6 wishing on the stars, wonder what you are \u00b6\" \" I'm so sorry, alak.\" \"What she's doing, it's not right.\" \" \u00b6 no, it's too much\" \"\u00b6 burn my sun\" \"\u00b6 up in flames we go\" \"\u00b6 you fire breather\" \"\u00b6 ash and dust on my door \u00b6\" \" [laughs]\" \"I don't want your money.\" \" \u00b6 smoke rise\" \"\u00b6 trying to survive inside your heart \u00b6\" \" I want to be your princess.\" \"[somber music]\" \"\u00b6\" \" It's time we seize the ship.\" \"[high-pitched humming]\" \"[eerie humming] [metallic clicking] [gasps]\" \" [gasps]\" \"What was that?\" \"[somber music]\" \"\u00b6\" \"\u00b6\" \" \u00b6 I have infinite potential\" \"\u00b6 your love can set it free\" \"\u00b6 give me something to be proud of \u00b6\" \"\u00b6 give me something more than me \u00b6\" \"\u00b6 I want bigger, sleeker, faster \u00b6\" \"\u00b6 I want to hug the curves\" \"\u00b6 I yearn for something greater \u00b6\" \"\u00b6 than one like me deserves \u00b6\" \"\u00b6 take this child of evolution \u00b6\" \"\u00b6 and raise him to the sky\" \"\u00b6 set free his inner beauty\" \"\u00b6 teach this boy to fly\" \"\u00b6\" \"\u00b6 and when I ascend in glory\" \"\u00b6 the gods will know my name\" \"\u00b6 we will blow apart this fiction \u00b6\" \"\u00b6 that all are built the same\" \"\u00b6 take this child of evolution \u00b6\" \"\u00b6 and raise him to the sky\" \"\u00b6 set free his inner beauty \u00b6\" \"\u00b6 teach this boy to fly [singing in alien language]\" \"\u00b6\" \" [moans]\" \" [singing in alien language]\" \"\u00b6\" \" [moaning]\" \" \u00b6 I want your arms to hold me \u00b6\" \"\u00b6 I want love to overwhelm me\" \" Irzu said she'd kill you if I told you the truth.\" \" Let her try.\" \"One rule.\" \"We live or die together.\" \" [crying]\" \" \u00b6 I want love to overwhelm me \u00b6\""}