ポプテピピックを見終わって冷え切った布団の中に潜ってると急に襲ってくる将来への不安

I finished watching Pop Team Epic and when I got into my freezing futon, I was suddenly hit with uncertainty towards the future.


イギリスを見習って公募せよ！

We should follow the example of the English and have an open recruitment!


リテラ見ただけでも、色んな人の証言とか労力が尋常じゃない

Just looking at the literature, the testimony and efforts of various people are not ordinary.


それを見越した上での話し合いでしょ


えろげ規制したら人類滅びるとか言われて信じるバカおる？

Are you stupid enough to think that the human race will perish if we regulate pornographic video games?


規制には反対だけどこれは無理筋

I'm against restrictions but this doesn't make sense.


「視力4.0のメガネ作りたい」メガネスーパーが開発したメガネで何が見えるか？  こんなパリピ的珍妙アイテムより視力4.0メガネの方が欲しいです

"I want to make glasses for people with 4.0 eyesight". What can you see with glasses developed by Meganesuper? Rather than some crazy bar hopper item like this I want some glasses for 4.0 eyesight.


とにかく視線が集まったりするのが極端に苦手だから社会不安障害かもしれない

At any rate I'm really bad at having all eyes focused on me, so I might have a social anxiety disorder.


なぜかニナガワとスプリットタンだけは覚えてる

For some reason I only remember Ninagawa and Split Tongue.


メタモンの親名を何気なく見たら同士だった

Nonchalantly seeing ditto's owner name we bonded.


親子2代で登場した広告がなんとも微笑ましい


🦉🐥  わかった！親子丼！

🦉🐥 I know! Oyakodon! (Rice bowl with chicken and egg)


親ドリルだから子供はランドリル背負って生きてるはず

Because it is a parent drill, children should live with Randol on the back.


親にも彼氏にも言えない。新宿歌舞伎町で「夜だけ営業している薬局」、カウンター越しの小さな物語  怪しいクスリ屋かと思った

I won't tell my parents or my boyfriend. A "pharmacy that is only open at night" in Shinjuku Kabukicho, a small tale from behind the counter. I thought it might be a questionable pharmacy.


親御さんいない施設の子とか漏れなくやられてそうだねこの国

Orphaned children placed in institutions are very likely to be raped in this country.


親指「考えるんじゃない、感じるんだ。」

Thumb "It's not thinking, it's feeling."


ずっと親指でスマホいじってると、よく自分の意志とは関係なく動いてる不気味な何かみたいな感じになる

If you always use your thumb to work your smartphone, then it starts to seem like it is moving of its own volition and starts to feel weird.


それをヅラの親父が邪魔している


それ観ただけで何これってなった


観光促進税１９年４月から＝日本人も１人１０００円－政府・与党

Tourism Promotion Tax from April of 2019 = Japanese people, too, will contribute 1000 yen per person to the government and government party.


観光庁、「若者が海外旅行に行かない理由」を完全に勘違いする  まあ、派遣やらブルーカラーが仕事で越境するのは直ぐ近い未来   日本に来る側からすれば既になってるかもしれんが   季節や景気連動労働を複数国間でやるのはメリットあるのよ。いろいろ

The Tourism Agency is completely missunderstanding “the reason why young people are not traveling abroad.” Well, it is in the near future for temporary workers and blue collar workers to cross the border to do an assignment for work. Seasonal movements and economic labor movements might already be in Japan but there are various different merits for doing these movements in multiple countries.


モスクワで観測史上最大の大雪、1人死亡 1日で43センチ  暖冬だったら温暖化騒ぐ猿がおらへんやん

Heaviest snowfall on record in Moscow, 1 person has died, 43 cm in 1 day. If it were a warm winter there wouldn't be fools that go crazy about global warming.


角川に逆輸入という形で公式認定された

It was originally a software that was unrelated to Tsukuru, but it was officially certified by Kadokawa after it was reimported through Degica.


なるほどこれはテーマが解りやすいし中世である必然性がある戦闘シーンひどいけど(※シリアスとしてはってことね!)

Second one  Indeed, the theme is easy to understand, and the obligatory medieval battle scene is intense (* and as serious as it is!)


解雇した社員の顔写真を“罪状”として店舗に掲示


触手には勝てなかったよ…  うへへ

Failed to withstand the tentacles, hehehe


『フォーオナー』お触り禁止。女性ヴァルキリーの胸元を掴むアニメーションが「不適切な表現」として修正される  金玉蹴るのはOKというのは金玉差別である   金玉に人権を！

"For Honor" touching not allowed. Animation of grabbing the breast of a female Valkyrie "an inappropriate depiction" and to be amended. It being okay to kick someone in the testicles is testicle discrimination. Testicles deserve human rights!


これってビールと言えんの？


はっきり言って地元は”外野がガタガタ言うんじゃね〜”って空気だった

To put it bluntly, it felt like the locals were saying, "Outsiders shouldn't prattle on about our business."


と言うか属性の根本をぶち壊す貫通で


Isn't it a good conjecture the more you say it?


これはローンと言うよりリボ払い的なアレではないかと思うんだがどうなの教えてLLLくん！  情弱を騙す商品だな   その実リボ払い…

I think that this is a revolving payment rather than a loan, but please tell me what it is, LLL! It's a commodity that tricks illiteracy Reality is it's revolving payment...


言うほどクソ物件か？穢れ的な発想なのか


ばぶばぶ言いながら甘える


言われてみれば確かに、治外法権、人権無視、裁判権無

If we look at what's been said, it is a case of extraterritorial rights, ignoring human rights, and a lack of judicial rights.


プログラミング言語Ruby開発者「高度なスキルを持つと自負し、高い裁量が欲しい私のような労働者を野党が目の敵にしてることはよく分かった。実に残念だ。」

Developer of programming language Ruby "I know well how the opposing party looks to make enemies of people like me who talk about our own skills and value flexibility.


プログラミング言語Ruby開発者「高度なスキルを持つと自負し、高い裁量が欲しい私のような労働者を野党が目の敵にしてることはよく分かった。実に残念だ。」  プログラマーって頭いいのかと思ってたけど  まともに文章も読めない人もいるのかな  理系にも最近感じることだけど

A developer for Ruby, the programming language: "I'm a very skilled person that brags about my ability and as a person that wants a high level of discretion like myself, I understand very well that the opposition hates the very sight of me. It's really unfortunate." I thought that programmers must be smart but I guess that there are people that can't properly read a sentence.


記事がアンコンされました

It is because of that, the media is so distorted.”


この記事中では陰謀論を否定してるけど、結局『巨大な忖度組織』である日本のPTAは

This article denies the conspiracy theory, but in the end Japan's PTA is an "enormous organization that panders to the higher ups."


バズフィードなんてまとめ記事ばかりでクオリティが低すぎる

Buzz feed is just a summary article and the quality is too bad.


そんな記事まみれでたまに政治とか語られても全く話にならん

Such articles are sometimes talked about by politics.


記事ではアベノミクスによる相対的貧困率・子どもの貧困率改善は、大幅な就業者数の増加によるものだと記者は言っているのだけど、君は民主党政権下の貧困率増加は非正規雇用の増加が要因だとして必死に弁護しているんだよね

In the article it says that Abenomics combating the poverty rate and improving the child poverty rate is due to a large increase in the number of people who are employed, but you are using all your effort to convince people that under the Democratic Party administration the poverty rate increasing is due to the increase in irregular employment.


記者の挨拶まで完全スルー

Even completely ignores greetings from reporters.


Man visiting Japan for tourism arrested.


もんじゅ 設計、廃炉想定せず ナトリウム搬出困難  もんじゅの前に常陽という実験炉がある   たぶんアレも廃炉できない状態なんだろうな

The Monju plan.  Difficulties transporting sodium lead to an unexpected problem in decommissioning the reactor.  In front of the Monju there is an experimental reactor called Joyo.  Maybe this one will also prove impossibe to decommission.


もんじゅ 設計、廃炉想定せず ナトリウム搬出困難  自ら退路を断つ（）  背水の陣（）

Monju plan, assumed to be decomissioned  Difficulty in carrying out sodium  Cutting off the retreat as a matter of course ( )   Fighting until the end ( )


A new work, lots of clamour for a  remake.


【ワクチンは許さない】根拠なきワクチン批判で救える命を見殺しにしないで【ダメ、絶対】  お、おう…

【Vaccines are not permitted】If you can save someone then don’t let them die if they criticize vaccines even if they don't have a basis for it.【No, not a chance】O, oh...


ぼくの許せないものリストにインチ規格のボルトが入りました  1/4  5/16  3/8  7/16  1/2  9/16  5/8  3/4  7/8  1"  持ってるレンチを小さい順に並べるとこうなる  設定したやつは狂ってる

Among the things I can't forgive, bolts that are in inches have joined the list. 1/4  5/16  3/8  7/16  1/2  9/16  5/8  3/4  7/8  1". When I order the wrenches I have from smallest to largest this is what happens. The person who made this measurement is crazy.


訴えてケツの毛までむしれ


ニューヨーク証券取引所が年明け早々ビットコインＥＴＦの立ち上げ申請  ダブルベアブルこそ投機だろ…   大丈夫かNYSE

NYSE, already a request for a bitcoin ETF at the start of the year. Double bear bull is what makes it speculation... Is the NYSE okay?


証券口座以外にも普通預金の預け先さがさないとなあ

I should find a bank for my regular accounts, aside from my stock accounts...


そもそも証言してる人の今までのお仕事の話になるから、その道に詳しい人が居なかったら、と思うとゾッとするよ

Just because it is the stories about work up until now of people that gave testimonies, I think it is nonsense if none of them are familiar with the area.


スパコン詐欺「ニセ半導体」報道 PEZY社員でごちうさファンのスーパーエンジニア田中英行さん「立憲民主党のデマが朝日新聞として「事実」になってゆく(´･_･`)恐ろしい…。」  大体当たってる   鏡見たらわかった

Supercomputer fraud "Fake Semiconductor"  Report by PEZY employee, Gochiusa fan and super engineer Hideyuki Tanaka  "The hoax by the Democratic Party becomes a 'fact' in the Asahi Shimbun (´･_･`) awful...."  That's the gist of it. I knew when I saw the mirror.


もはや詐欺…安倍首相「幼児教育無償化」の真っ赤なウソ  実現したのはそりゃ自民だってあるよ。でも民主自民とも守らなかった公約あったでしょ

No more fraud... PM Abe's complete lie on "free children's education". It is the LDPs that realized it. But it was a problem that the Liberal Democratic Party did not keep


カゴイケさんは～詐欺師でありますから！詐欺罪で立件されておられる人物でありますから

He is a charlatan that was shown to be such!


センター試験：大雪で繰り下げ「１時間勉強できる」 新潟  社（会に踊らされている家）畜の鏡

National Center Test for University Admissions: test postponed due to heavy snows in Niigata: "enough time for one hour of study."  Sha (being manipulated by the committee) A mirror for beasts


センター試験ムーミン設問に疑問 地理B、研究者が指摘  バイキングと語族から答えは推察できるから言うほど悪問ではない  平然と問題バグりまくってる国家試験の方が問題

Questioning about Moomin questions on  Center examination .  Researchers point out the question of Geography B, Viking and family of languages can lead you to the answer, so the question is not so bad. The national exam which is stuck up is more scandalous


センター試験頑張ります❗  がんばえー

I'll do my best on the admissions test❗ Good luck!


センター試験でアニメの高度な知識が問われたらしい

Apparently, high level knowledge of anime was tested on the National Center Test for University Admissions.


センター試験でアニメの高度な知識が問われたらしい  毎年奇問出してんな。俺だったら3をマークする

A high level of anime knowledge was asked at the testing center. Tricky questions are asked every year. If it was me, I would mark 3.


詩織さん「準強姦」事件で検察審査会が黒塗り文書開示 検審はブラックボックスか  犯罪者がその国の最高指導者(自称)を賛美する本を書いていれば   訴追さえされないという土人国がこの世界にはあるみたいだな

Committee for the Inquest of Prosecution releases censored documents regarding the "incapacitated rape" case for Shiori. Is the committee a black box? It seems like this world contains countries where if a criminal writes a book praising the (self appointed) supreme leader, then he won't get prosecuted.


詩織さんの準強姦罪事件追及で法務委員会が大荒れ！「総理の友達だから逮捕されないのか！？」

Committee on Judicial Affairs in uproar over investigation into case of incapacitated rape with Shiori!


詩織さんの準強姦罪事件追及で法務委員会が大荒れ！「総理の友達だから逮捕されないのか！？」  レイプ国家やで

The Committee of Judicial Affairs is in an uproar upon investigation of Shiori's sexual assault crime! 「Just because she is the prime minister's friend, she's not going to be arrested!?」 This is a rape country.


すごくどうでもいい話していい？


話が全く伝わらない人とは？

What is behind people who totally fail to grasp conversation?


これでやっと話が動き出すから普天間・辺野古住民としてはホッとしてんじゃね

With this things are finally happening, so Futenma / Henoko residents can relax.


やっさんの話になってそうって思ったら案の定だったわ。

I was thinking what a story about Yassan would look like, and it was just as expected.


つらい話ですが、特捜部では「自殺者が出る事件は本物だ」と言われています。

It's a painful story, but the special investigations department said, "The case was a genuine suicide."


まあ、バンコックの話は、相対的にドライバーの顔つきが穏やかになって、横断歩道で止まってくれる車が多くなったってことだよ。

In contrast now days people start crossing when the driver's facial expression assures them their safety.


この話職場同僚ともしてたけどだから何感はある...

I heard this from someone at work, and I think it is right.


話題の『Airtone』製作者に“音ゲー”への溢れんばかりの愛と、VRでの新たな実験を4時間にわたり洗いざらい話してもらいました

We talked for four hours with the creator of the popular "Airtone" about the outpouring of love for "rhythm games" and about new experiments in VR.


話題のモルゲッソヨを折る

Folding Moreugesseoyo, which is trending.


どうせ話題逸らして有耶無耶にされて内閣は無傷だよ

At any rate ignoring the topic and flittering around leaves the cabinet undamaged.


ジャンル詳しくないけど、最後の静かに終わってく感じ良かった


お誕生日おめでとうのLINEが今くる

I just got the Happy Birthday wishes on LINE.


誘導ミスでトレーラーに積載中の戦車を横転させて損傷させた陸曹長を減給１カ月。損害額は約３４００万円。  あほくさ

Sergeant major faces 1 month pay cut after misdirecting tank loaded on trailer, causing it to fall on its side and get damaged. The loss is around 34 million yen. How stupid.


ラーメンおいちいお(誘惑)


これは誘ってますね間違いない


ヤホーじゃラトビア語翻訳はないからね

It's because Yahoo won't translate Latvian.


「ノルド語を話せる奴はいるか？」


「ノルド語を話せる奴はいるか？」 バイキングの櫛を発掘、刻まれた文字に研究者興奮  Jeg kan.

Is there anyone who speaks Old Nordic?  A Viking comb has been excavated, and researchers are excited about the letters carved into it.


誤報を元に他者を非難しといてだんまりはさすがにないですよね？

Is there a story about an apology from Sankei, for censuring others based on false reports.


【誤報】米欧日の家庭用ゲームソフト市場は14:10:1ではなく16:15:6の比だった。本当に日本はゲームの「辺境」に過ぎないのか？  ここまで数値違うとさすがに印象がまるでかわってきてしまうな(笑)

【Misinformation】The Trilateral Commission's marketplace for residential use game software doesn't start at 14:10:1 but at 16:15:6. Is Japan really nothing more than a remote region? If the numbers this far are inaccurate, then of course you get the impression that we're starving for games haha.


誤情報は20倍速く拡散 ツイッターの投稿分析  「嘘は作品」だからね

Misinformation is like a20 speed CD drive, scattering Twitter posts that have been analyzed. Remember, a lie is a work of fiction.


誤った「緊急警報」届くトラブルが一部のスマホに発生 消防庁は配信を否定  うちのASUSには届いてない。関東の人だけ？

Some smartphones receive erroneous emergency alerts. Fire Department denies having sent them. My ASUS device didn't get any. Is this limited to Kanto area users?


あー、誤読してた。スマンコ


説明動画とスクショにUIを映してないのがセコい。

It's cheap how the explanatory videos and screenshots don't show the UI.


タイトルだけ読む人から誤解されそうなタイトルだな

This thread title is the kind to mislead people who don't click through to the article.


まともにやっても読売朝日毎日の3強に勝てないので、

Even if Sankei works in an honest way, they can’t beat the big three of Asahi, Yomiuri, and Mainichi.


読テレ社長 「ミヤネ屋」視聴率巻き返し必要…勝負は「生の機動力」  ミヤネ屋   ミネーヤ

Satori TV chief.  The 'Myane House' audience rating needs revision. .. The result is 'raw mobility'.  Myane House.  Myane.


読者サークルの感想に噛みついて炎上した作家・古野まほろさん、その輝かしき経歴が日本に一人いるかいないかレベルのあり得なさで詐称疑惑が噴出する  役所エリートコース（文系）入省（この場合入庁か）後留学だったならば     PhD取得が目的でなく政治学や国際関係論の修士課程に留学させる方が   むしろ一般的ともいえる（別にアカデミックキャリア自体が目的でないから） 。   また、年代によるけれど20世紀中のフランス社会科学系への留学なら   PhDまで取って来るのはかなり少数だと思う。

Controversial Tweets from Lauded Author Mahoro Furuno in Response to Book Club's Impressions\\nGovernment Elite Course (Liberal Arts) Entering the ministry (in this case the agency), and if you're going to study abroad, rather than aiming for a PHD, I've heard it is popular to study abroad for a master's in political science or international relations (not necessarily for an academic career). Also, perhaps due to the times, in the 20th century there were few who studied abroad up to a PHD in French society.


「いったい誰なんだ！？」


誰の上でも腰を振るビッチ

They're sluts that hump whoever they want.


誰より先に新年にオナニーしてスレ立てようとしてる人いるでしょ  初オナニーのネタがいまだに思いつかない  戌年だから首輪ものでいくか

Who will masturbate first on the new year, and wear themselves out. I can't think of material for the first wank  Because it is underage, maybe it is some sort of collar?


誰かゲロると周りも続々とゲロりだす

If one person vomits all those around start vomiting too.


「誰か太陽系の惑星を美少女化した学園物で、地球ちゃんがことあるごとに『貧乳じゃないもん！』と言うアニメを作るべきだ」

"Someone should make a school life animation about a solar system in which each planet is a beautiful girl and and the girl who is earth says 'My boobs aren't tiny!'"


誰のネタだか忘れたけど、『小便器にはトンカチ・女子便器にはくぎ抜き』っていう

I don't remember where it's from, but there's the phrase "For a urinal it's a hammer, for a women's toilet it's a nail puller".


誰が払ったとか誰がクビとか心底どうでもいい

As for who paid and who get's fired, from the bottom of my heart I really don't care.


誰かスコットランドのスラング知りたい？  私の親はLaphroaig 10やArdgerg 10がある！  Brewdogは人気よ！友達はBrewdogの株式買って毎年に株式ある人のイベント行ける。

Does anyone want to know scottish slang?  My parents have Laphroaig 10 and Ardgerg 10!  Brewdog is popular! My friend bought Brewdog stocks, and every year they can go to events that people who own stocks can go to.


誰でも「美少女バーチャルYouTuber」になれるアプリ登場 そう、iPhone Xならね  美少女（）っていっても声はおっさんな訳じゃん   それでも見てる方はちんちん反応するの？

New app lets anybody be a "Beautiful Girl Virtual YouTuber". Yeah, if you have an iPhone X. Even if it says beautiful girl, the voice will still be that of a middle aged man. Will that still get a reaction out of the penises of the viewers?


「こんなもん誰が買うんでい」サイバーマンデーでLLLみを感じるものを見つけたら貼るスレ

'Who bought that thing"  On Cyber Monday, pasting if you discover something that feels like an LLL.


誰が餌やるかで揉めてそう

I bet they're fighting over who gets to feed them.


ツムツムで課金しちゃった

I ended up spending money on the TSUM TSUM phone game.


「課金がスマホ依存をやわらげた」ってどういうこと？

What does it mean that "paying for phone games weakens smartphone addiction"?


「課金がスマホ依存をやわらげた」ってどういうこと？ “ゲームを用いて社会貢献した研究”に贈られるFOST賞が発表  各者を見ていって   うん…うん…うん！？…はい…   ってなった

What does it mean to say that 'billing has reduced smart phone dependency'\\n\\n'The announcement of the FOST prize, awarded to research that contributes to society using games.  Lot of people around.  Woo woo!'


This might be the first fruits of paying for the game I've seen.


【マンガでわかる】課金の心理的抵抗をなくすテクニック8選！  この内容でPR記事ﾜﾗﾀ

"Understanding with Manga." Techniques to get rid of your low psychological resistance to pay for items in online games, #8! The contents of this article have to be some kind of PR move haha.


課金すると“推し”に高級肉が届く？

If you charge will high grade meat reach "inferiority"?


*調べたら、リーグ戦では４点取ってるっぽいね。

*When I looked into it, in league play he usually scores 4 points.


ハースストーンがバランス調整 「パッチーズ」が大幅弱体化でtwitterトレンド入り  メアは7/3/3で良かったと思うんだが   強化したやつ処理しても5/5残るのが糞なんだよ   漁り蟲はもうコモンでいいだろこれ   ラザとパチ男はどうせスタン落ちするからどうでもいい   で心霊絶叫は？

Hearthstone balance changes. "Patches" is trending on Twitter after being nerfed significantly. I think making Bonemare a 7/3/3 would have been good, but now even if you deal with the buffed minion there's still a 5/5 on the board, which is horrible. For Corridor Creeper it might as well be a common now. Raza and Patches are going to drop from Standard anyway so whatever. And what about Psychic Scream?


調理時にむせないよう防毒マスクを着ける

Putting a gas mask when you cook to not coughing up.


リニア談合は特捜部が断念した案件だった

The special investigations department has given up on linear discussions.


論文紹介を書いた人は経歴上、京都大学医学部卒から7年医者をしてその後教授の立場らしいが、結論が稚拙すぎやしないだろうか。

It seems as though the person who wrote the introduction for the article graduated from Kyoto University Medical School and was a doctor for seven years then a professor after that, but isn't the conclusion a bit too childish?


諭吉握りしめてチョコレート売り場に行ったのだけれど低賃金が染み付いているので千円を超えるチョコレートは買えませんでした  うーんハーシーうまうま。  この薬っぽい味。

I clasped the 10,000 yen note and went to the chocolate store, but because of the low wages I couldn't buy chocolate over 1,000 yen. Oh dear... Tastes like medicine.


イスラエルとアラブ諸国の埋まらない食の溝  溝じゃなくて築いてるのは壁だけどね

The gap of no food in Israel and other Arab countries  Although the wall is built without a gap


謎の人物「ダークネス玉葱君」を直撃

Directly attacking the mysterious “Darkness Onion Boy.” North Korea is continuing their cyber attacks on Nikoniko website.


謎の巨大観音像写真から始まった歴史ミステリー、Twitterユーザーの呼びかけで正体判明

Historical mysteries, as requested by Twitter users.


謎の巨大観音像写真から始まった歴史ミステリー、Twitterユーザーの呼びかけで正体判明  この捜索劇が Yahoo ニュースになっとるw

Puzzling photo of giant Kannon launches historical mystery; appeal from Twitter users leads to truth: Feel like this search drama's taking over Yahoo News lol


謎の水装置問題(2018年)

Mysterious water equipment problem (2018)  No way out.


「謎の若松組が換気扇から出現」ハイッ「ニワトリになった弟とオヤジ」ハイッ「宇宙人の女の子を助けた」ハイッ「お前は石原裕次郎の息子だ」ハイッ！ 統合失調症の人たちが自分の闘病体験を元に作った「幻聴妄想かるた」発表  なんで女の子である必要があるんですか（正論）

"Mysterious Wakamatsu Group appears from ventilation fan." Hai "Little brother and uncle that became chickens." Hai "Saved an alien girl." Hai "You are Ishihara Yujiro's son." Hai! Created by people with schizophrenia based on their own experiences, "Genchou Mousou Karuta" announced. Why is it necessary that it be a girl? (Fair argument)


This guy has the aura of a mysterious genius.


It's a good practice to quickly apologize for these things, so why won't he apologize?


こんなのちゃちゃっと謝っていい事例だろうに

Prime Minister Abe refuses to apologize to Mr. Morikake.


【謝罪】超人気バーチャルユーチューバーに訴えられそうです… : はちま起稿  アフィカス冷えてるか～？

[Apology] It looks like the super popular Virtual YouTube Bar has been sued...: Hachima post  Is the illegal affiliate business cooling down?


警告！次の震災は国民の半数が被災者になる  「日本ほど安心安全な国はない（脳死）」

Warning! The next earthquake disaster  will take half of the citizens of Japan. “There is not a country as safe and at ease as Japan (brain dead).”


警官が2時間車制止、ビデオ撮影…

Police officer stops a car for 2 hours, video surveillance... Investigation determine it was "against the law".


インドネシア警察、トランスジェンダー１２人拘束し断髪

Police in Indonesia have detained 12 transgender people and cut their hair.


警察、ガチで児童ポルノ単純所持を取り締まり始める。 警視庁の警部補ら３人が逮捕。  児ポはDVDが中心なのか？  合法AV/IVはBDや配信でHD画質以上が基本だろ

Police begin earnestly cracking down on child porn possession  Three Metropolitan Police Department officers arrested.  Are they focusing on child porn DVDs?  For legal AV/IV, HD quality through BD and streaming is the standard, wouldn't you say?


スリランカの警察官、ゾウに追いかけられ自動小銃紛失

Sri Lankan Police officer, chased by elephant, loses firearm.


National Police Agency expert conference.


警察庁、ドラッグレイプが疑われる場合には血液や尿を採取して証拠保全をするように指示

The Police Agency of Japan has instructed those who suspect that they have been drug raped to gather and save all proof, be it blood, urine, or whatever else.


警察「もう把握してるから賞金は無しね」

Police 'We already know this, so there is no reward money.


The caution area has expanded 3 kilometers.


警視庁👮♂👮♀「明けましておめでとう！ロリコンども7200人分の名簿を入手したから新年から震えて眠れ」


ノルウェー議会がドラッグ非犯罪化へ「薬物依存症者に罰ではなく治療と助けを」

Norway's congress makes drugs no longer a crime.


議員様「力士、体でかいから別のことできない。相撲協会が潰れたら露頭に迷う」  77の議員よりは潰しがきくだろ

Assemblyman: "Sumo wrestlers have large bodies so they can't do anything else. If the sumo association falls apart then they'll be on the streets." They're more prone to breaking than a 77 year old assemblyman.


議員様「力士、体でかいから別のことできない。相撲協会が潰れたら露頭に迷う」

Congressman "wrestler, I cannot do different things with a big body.


議員様「力士、体でかいから別のことできない。相撲協会が潰れたら露頭に迷う」  わし舞の海より図体でかいけど普通に働けとりまっせ

Diet member states,”Sumo wrestlers have a big body so they cannot do anything else.” I have a bigger body than Mainoumi but I can work normally.


護衛艦「いずも」空母化…離島防衛の拠点に : 政治 : 読売新聞（YOMIURI ONLINE）  大柄な機体で航続距離あって兵曹山盛りつめるロシア製Suシリーズが我国の離島防衛的に正解だつたのにアメリカにうんこ戦闘機買わされてる

Making the "Izumo" destroyer into an aircraft carrier... In position to defend an isolated island: Politics: Yomiuru Shimbun (YOMIURI ONLINE)   The Russian Su series, which has a wide cruising range, a large fuselage and can hold a full measure of soldiers is what can protect our nations isolated islands  Even though we got the correct answer for defense, we were made to buy this shitty aircraft from America instead


あれを谷が私的に送信したものだって言い訳で無理やり押し通せてる現状が異常なだけ

It’s just odd that Tani is forcefully pushing this excuse that she had sent it privately.


どうぞ  すまん… また豆天狗行くから許して…

Please, sorry... I'm going to Mametengu again, so please forgive me...


そんな豪胆な6歳いるかよ

オトナンサー  to hell if there is such a bold 6 year old.


豪雪で立ち往生の車に５００人前 餃子の王将、無償で  こんなことされたら俺もちょろりんQで一回は足運んじゃうわ

There is almost 500 people at the car stuck in a lot of snow. If the king of gyoza were to have this happen to them, I would move my feet fast \\nto help.


Super "Yamato" has declared personal bankruptcy, with aggregate debt over 16 billion Yen.


財務官僚「親分の奥さん、部下は守る」 改ざんの背景は  ヤクザ組織よりおっかねーゾ　内閣人事局  普通のヤクザなら、末端組織の親分の襲名には口出ししてくるけど幹部の人事まではイジってこねーもん

Financial bureaucracy  “underlings will protect the yakuza boss’ wife”\\nThe forgery is without a doubt, Yakuza involved. \\n \\nCabinet Personnel Bureau\\n\\nYakuza usually inherit the name of the boss but that usually doesn’t go to the higher ups.\\n\\n


財務省で2人目の“自殺”

A second member of the Ministry of finance has committed "suicide."


財務省でメールが60日削除される件について、意見を募りたい。野党の中高年の議員さんはよく分かってないみたいなんで、メールで意見を送ろうと思うんで相談に乗って欲しい

The Ministry of Finance is seeking opinions over deleting 60 days worth of emails.


財務省の”乱”で佐川国税庁長官を国会招致？

With the disorder in the Ministry of Finance, has National Tax Agency Director Sagawa been invited to Parliament?


財務省、「１億３千」の音声データ存在認める

The Finance Ministry admits to the existence of "one hundred million and three thousand" files of voice recordings.


Three days previous the Ministry of Finance obtained the unfalsified document, did not release it.


Former financial director of the Ministry of Finance.


財務省幹部：全78ページのうち62ページで書き換え

Finance Minister Official: Rewrite 62 pages out of all 78 pages.


財務省幹部：全78ページのうち62ページで書き換え これ半分書き下ろしだろ  書き換えってか改ざん、偽造の類

Treasury executives: rewrites 62 pages out of total of 78 pages That means it's  half newly written Rather than calling it a rewrite it's kind of a falsification and forgery


なぜか財務省や政府を批判せず民進を批判してる奴はネトウヨ未満だわ

For some reason, criticising the DPP without criticising government agencies like the Ministry of Finance is a netouyo trick.


財務省文書、「国会答弁との整合性」で書き換え

Rewritten in Ministry of Finance document, "consistency with National Assembly Response."


財務省、森友交渉記録「まだ存在」＝参院予算委  「今から消しま～す（笑）」

The Ministry of Finance states Moritomo negotiation records "still exist" = Upper House Budget Committee "We'll erase it now (haha)"


財務省、森友文書の書き換え認める方針 あす国会報告 麻生太郎氏、辞任せず  辞任なんかせんでいいからクサいメシ食ってこい

Ministry of Finance, Moritomo document alteration acknowledgement plan. Tomorrow Diet report, Asao Taro will not resign. He doesn't have to be forced to resign, but he needs to go eat some stinky food.


いまさら？ 財務省が破棄したはずの森友学園記録を300ページ提出！ 嘘確定の佐川国税庁長官をすぐ国会招致せよ  逮捕だ逮捕

Now this document appears at this late date? The minutes of the Moritomo Gakuen affair, which the Ministry of Finance was supposed to have discarded, now show up, 300 pages in all! Sagawa, director of the National Tax Agency, is behind the false income tax returns. Summon him to the Diet at once! Arrest him, arrest him!


｢貧困層｣が急拡大している欧州のリアル ｢ベーシックインカム｣では解決できない  課税なんかしなくても現時点で日本企業の大株主は日本政府なので  溜め込んだ内部留保を配当として吐き出せって要求することは現状のシステムで十分可能なんだよね  そうやって得た金でBIでもやれば「大企業バラマキ」とか言って批判してた左翼もついてくるだろ

Europe cannot solve its problem of increasing poverty through the 'basic income'.  In present day Japan, most shares in Japanese companies are held by the government, so even if no taxes are collected, internal reserves can be paid out as a claimed dividend, and this would be sufficient.  If this payment is made with money or with BI, then the left wing will come down on company favouritism.


ネトウヨは貧困層なのに自民に投票して自分の首絞めてる阿呆、なんて言ってるわけではないよ

Right wingers are fools who despite being in the poor class vote for the Liberal Democratic Party and dig their own graves, it's not like that's what they're saying.


貧困層といえば自身がそうだから、わざわざ自分を差別する発言をしたのかと意外に思ったんだ

If they are talking about the poor class then that includes themselves as well, so I was surprised at how they went out of their way to discriminate against themselves.


貧困率を改善させた第二次安倍政権だって2013,2014年までは正規減、非正規増だったんだよ？

Even under the second Abe cabinet, in which the poverty rate improved, up until 2013 / 2014 regular employment decreased while irregular employment increased, you know?


貧すれば鈍するってマジなんすねぇ

I guess the old proverb that "Poverty dulls the wit" is true.


モンハン販促女「バレンタインの日、もちまんさん連休で居なかったからあげなかった」

Monster Hunter sales promotion lady says, “Mr.


イケアが販売したマシュマロに小さなネズミ🐀が混入していたため、自主回収開始  まじかよのらきゃっと最低だな

IKEA begins voluntary recall because marshmallows they sold had mice in them. Seriously? Wild cats are the worst.


「モンパチ」が貫く自然体

It is the nature that MONGOL800 excels at.


There's no way both parties are at fault.


「責任ある政策ではない」


責任が漢字一文字なのは上級国民だけやしな

The people that should be taking the responsibility are the elite upper class.


キヌアミックスなるものを貰った  肉にかけそう

I got some Quinoa mix  It looks like a meat filler


貰える頃には破綻してるしどうせ死んでる

By the time I get anything back it will be a broken system and I'll probably be dead anyway.


しかし貴乃花もこれだけボロクソにされて恨み言や暴露の一つも出さんのだからその点では凄まじいストイックさだよなぁ

However, with Takanohana being treated like garbage like this and not complaining or revealing things at all, it really is quite stoic.


貴乃花が洗いざらい暴露してマスコミ味方にしてたら倒れてたのは相撲協会の方だったろうに

If Takanohana revealed everything to get the media on his side, then it probably would have been the Japan Sumo Association that collapsed.


貴乃花親方に厳罰！業務停止か理事から降格も…やっと弁護士同伴で聴取、２８日処分へ  相撲協会の思惑・掟＞法律の世界   なぜ示談に持っていかなかったんだっていう協会の闇の声が聞こえる   公益通報者を組織でリンチする国技

A sever punishment to Takanohana's stable master! His business activities will cease or he will be demoted from the board of directors. Finally the hearing will go with along with the lawyers and the punishment will commence on the 28th. The Sumo Association's ulterior motives ・arrangement＞The world of law. You can hear the dark voice of the association wonder why this wasn't settled out of court. The national sport where the informant for the public good is lynched by the organization.


貴乃花について、どこかの親方がコメント「大切な力士を預かっている意識が薄い」

Regarding Takanohana, some stable master commented, "His feelings for the precious sumo wrestlers are weak."


貴乃花親方「あーす」１秒で早退、LLLerも見習いたいスピード早退  入門待ったなし

Takanohana Oyakata "aaaaahhh" I left 1 second early, I wanted to learn how to LLLer and sped too quickly, I didn't wait at the entrance.


貴乃花親方が落選、一門外の支持伸びず

Takanohana loses, support doesn't extend to other sumo stables.


貴乃花親方が落選、一門外の支持伸びず 相撲理事候補選  それを踏まえると貴親方現役復帰で土俵で斃れると

Without an increase in outside support, Stablemaster Takanohana was defeated in the election for Director of the Japan Sumo Association.  Following the election, Stablemaster Takanohana might fall down in the ring when he actively returns.


それニートじゃなくて貴族

They'd be considered nobility, not unemployed.


貴音「これはまた綿羊な……」  ？？「ひつじ郎！ひつじ郎じゃないか！もうひつじ郎のゴハン食べたりしないから一緒に帰るさ～」

Takane "is this another sheep...." ?? "Hitsujirou! its you Hitsujirou! I wont eat your food anymore Hitsujirou so lets go home together"


でもセールきても買わないでしょ

But even if there's a sale I probably won't buy it.


ブラックフライデーなんか買うた？


ゼルダとベヨネッタ買ったぞぉい


買ってる人逆に童貞っぽい

TENGA  The people buying this are the opposite of virgins.


あんときビットコイン買っとけば俺も今頃・・・  ワロリンヌ

If I had bought Bitcoin that one time, by now I would be... LOL


あんときビットコイン買っとけば俺も今頃・・・  絶対に上がって上がり幅が大きいコインを大量に買いたいのは誰でも同じ   この3つから1つ諦めろ

If you're ready to buy Bitcoin at that time, I'll also do it around now... It's absolutely going to go up and up, the difference will be huge  Everyone who wants to buy a large quantity of coins is the same  Out of those three, give up on one


モンハン買え女も今月から夜勤って・・・  ホイホイのったら狩られるのか

Buy Monster Hunter   This month that girl is gonna work the night shift... if she's easy, maybe I can hunt her?


「買って応援」という文言をよく見かけるので、じゃあ何か買ってみようかなと思ったのだけれどほしいものが見つからない  最近は好きなウェブ漫画がすぐ連載打ち切りに追い込まれてるから、なるべく単行本は買うようにしている  漫画なら「買って応援」は既にしてたな…これで連載が続いてくれたらぼくの労働も無意味ではなかった

I often see the phrase "vote with your wallet", so I thought I'd buy something, but I couldn't find what I wanted  Recently, the webcomics that I like are being driven to end serialization, so I make sure to buy the book volumes as much as possible  As far as manga is concerned, I've been "voting with my wallet" in the meanwhile...  If the series continues from here, then my work wasn't in vain


クロスバイク買ってよかったと思うけど同時にママチャリすげぇなって思った

I thought it would be great to buy a bike with a cross bar, but at the same time, the lady's style bike looks cool.


スカイリム買って感想かいて

I'm gonna buy Skyrim and write my impressions of it.


ペットのヨウムがネットで買い物 飼い主の声まねてAIスピーカーで注文  TIL ヨウムというオウムっぽい鳥がいる  オウム目インコ科ヨウム属

Buy a Pet African Gray Parrot online, Order an AI speaker called TIL Gray Parrot, a large parrot in the parrot bird family, that imitates the owners voice.


コンビニで買える「精力ドリンク」飲み比べ！王道・凄十から飲むTENGAまで

Drink test comparison of "Energy Drinks" that you can buy at convenience stores.


ネットで「ふぐのひれ」を買って、自宅で極上の“ひれ酒”をつくってみた。

I bought some blowfish fins online and tried my hand at making the ultimate braized fin over sake.


ネットで買った製品に開封した形跡が……あなたならどうする？  また君かあ、壊れるなあ

There are signs that the item I ordered online has already been opened...\\nIf it was you, what would you do? \\nYou again? It is going to break.


ネットで買った製品に開封した形跡が……あなたならどうする？  箱蹴り職人を恨む

Evidence of an item purchased online having been opened... If it were you what would you do? Hate the worker who kicked the box.


買ったスマホ、モバイルデータ通信どころかアンテナが立たないんだけど……


買ったスマホ、モバイルデータ通信どころかアンテナが立たないんだけど……  やばそう

The smartphone I bought, the mobile data isn't working at all although the antenna isn't standing up...... piece of junk


買ったスマホ、モバイルデータ通信どころかアンテナが立たないんだけど……  寄らば大樹の陰やで

About the smartphone I bought, it's not even the mobile data's signal but the antenna isn't even standing up......  Man, look for a big tree when you want shelter


パン買う金あったらジン買ってそう

If they have money to buy bread, I bet they bought gin instead.


ガーミン買ってピロピロ鳴らそう

I could buy a Garmin and keep beeping and pinging.


どうする？  ちん貸契約

What are you going to do about the lease agreement?


レッテルを貼って悦に入ってる


賃上げ１．５％分、増税で帳消し 社会保険料や消費税 増えぬ「手取り」  皆自殺願望持ちなのか   末期症状だな

The wage increase was offset by a tax increase. With social insurance and consumption tax "Net Income" doesn't increase. Do they want everyone to kill themselves? This is a sign of the end.


マクドナルド、賃金水準アップで2年間で過去最大の大赤字から過去最高の黒字へ  なぜ許された感があるのか不思議

With wages rising, McDonalds went from the worst debt to the highest profit in 2 years  why does it feel like it's forgiven, it's mysterious


マクドナルド、賃金水準アップで2年間で過去最大の大赤字から過去最高の黒字へ  食中毒で死んでも当たり前だろこの属国豚

McDonald's wage level increases in 2 years from the biggest loss in the past to a record high surplus. No wonder even if I die of food poisoning. This belongs to a pig.


資格取るって大変なんだね

Getting qualifications is tough, for most psychology related qualifications.


もはや資金の限界…「いまも飛べる零戦」が海外流出の危機 売却金額は3億5千万円、維持費は年間約2000万円  わからないな、日本の保守はこういうものにこそ金をかけるべきだと思うのだけど   遊就館の動かない零戦よりよっぽどインパクトあるだろうに

Now the fund limit... "The Zero Fighter that can still fly" has an overseas information leak crisis about its 300,005,000 yen selling price, and the maintenance costs of about 20,000,000 yen per year. I think that Japanese conservation should spend money on these kinds of things but there is a much larger impact than the Yushukan's immobile zero fighter.


賛成しなかった国と「友情の宴」

A "friendship banquet" with countries we did not agree with.


「ママのスパゲッティで賞」や「うぉぉぉぁぁぁぁ、マジか! 2.0 で賞」を決める“Steam Awards 2017”ノミネート作品が発表  言い訳は無用で賞にHuniePopがあってワロタ   ウィトルウィウスの精神で賞のI am Breadとかもなんだよ

The "Steam Awards 2017" nominated works that decide 「ママのスパゲッティで賞」and「うぉぉぉぁぁぁぁ、マジか! 2.0 で賞」have been announced.  With no excuses needed, I laughed that HuniePop was included in the prizes.  With Vitruvius' mindset, what's up with the things like the prize's "I am Bread"?


Emergency rations that are approaching their expiration date.


[質問]今、日本の政治を変えるために我々ができることは何がある?

[Question] What can we do to change the government in Japan?


アレクサ、うんち  質問する  ↓  アレクサ「半年ROMれ」  新参に厳しいスマートスピーカー

I asked Alexa about poop. Alexa replied, saying that I can't read situations. This is a very harsh smart speaker.


質問時間が増えた自民党議員「首相を見ていると本当は平昌五輪に行きたくないと感じる。インフルエンザもはやっているので罹患するという手もある」 野党は「公の場で首相にズル休みを提案するような与党のレベルにあきれる」と批判  あべぴょんなら死んでもらっても結構だけどな

Liberal Democratic Party Diet member who was granted extra time for questions "When I look at the prime minister I feel a sense of not really wanting to go to the Pyeongchang Olympics. Infulenza is going around, so there's also the strategy of getting sick." Opposition party fires back, "I can't believe your party would stoop to the level of publicly accusing the prime minister of playing truant." Even if Abe died that'd be fine.


「ここはオランダです、質問には答えないと」 トランプの派遣した「フェイクニュース」米大使を記者団が質問責め  日本には忖度があるので、それすら要らないまである

"This is the Netherlands, I will not answer the question" Reporters blamed the US ambassador dispatched by Trump for "Fake News"  Because we have so much conjecture in Japan, even that is there until you don't need it anymore


ベルギーの賭博委員会が『SWBF2』『オーバーウォッチ』などに搭載する「ルートボックス」をギャンブルに認定。欧州全域での禁止を要請  わいも反対である

The Belgian gaming committee certified "Route Box" to be installed in "SWBF 2", "Overwatch", etc. as gambling. It is contrary to all of Europe's ban request.


あんまり贈るとデブるので注意

Becareful not to increase too much or you will become fat.


赤坂見附がエグかった……


レビューが赤壁炎上状態に


赤壁炎上とはうまいこと言いよる


赤外線温度計楽しいい  ぼくの書いたポストだね   えっへん

Infra red thermometers are fun. the posts i write are fun haha


赤池、池田の圧力事件に話題が移ってるね

The topic is shifting to the coercion incident with Akaike and Ikeda.


ばーさんの赤貝なら許してあげた

I would've forgiven if they hadn't escaped with the 100 horsepower modified fishing boat.


おかんが走る  おとんは？


走鳥類の怖さは異常。もし家にいたらとか考えると、怖くて眠れなくなる。  手が羽になっただけで恐竜じゃん  人類は滅亡する

The scariness of running birds is abnormal. If you think about one being in your home, you'd be too scared to sleep. It's just a dinosaur with hands turned into feathers. They will make mankind extinct.


起承転結が綺麗に決まりすぎだろこの話


カフェで起業する人がだいたい失敗する理由

The reason most people who start a cafe fail.


はちま起稿やnetgeekの記事をわりとよくツイートしていた

They had a relatively high number of Tweets about Hachima Kikou and netgeek articles.


バナメイエビを超える・・・のか

They'll be more bent over than a shrimp...


「超人ロック」漫画家の聖悠紀氏 昨年１２月に心停止 心臓手術で２カ月入院していた  新谷かおるも柴田昌弘も引退しちゃったし   巨神殖装ガイバーも何時完結するか分からんからなぁ

Mr. Yuki Sakurai, cartoonist of "superhuman rock," was hospitalized for cardiac arrest in December of last year for 2 months. Kaoru Shintaniya and Masahiro Shibata also retired and I don't know when the giant guy will be completed


ペヤング超大盛をおかずにお米食べたい

I want to eat rice with a ton of peyang as a side dish.


超レアなサメ捕獲、エイリアンのように突き出す顎

An extremely rare shark has been captured, and it has an alien like protruding jaw.


超新星の「ビフォーアフター」、アマチュア天文家が偶然撮影  オレオアイスに空見した。

An amateur astronomer accidentally captures a supernova "before and after"  I saw the sky in my Oreo ice cream


超有望！｢人工食肉｣が世界を救う根本理由


シノアリス超えたらまたスレ立てて

If you cross over to SINoALICE set up a thread.


【超緊急速報】日本の12月、暑い☀  どーせ明後日またぶるっちょさむさむスレ立てなきゃならなくなるんだから…

[Super urgent news flash] December in Japan is hot ☀ At any rate the day after tomorrow I'll have to make a thread talking about how it's absolutely freezing...


越乃寒梅っておいしいの？


でも趣味で個人開発続けてくれないかなあ

But I wonder if he'll continue developing projects he's interested in on his own.


「趣味はスキーと映画鑑賞、映画は年間100本はみる。料理は特にイタリアンに拘ります」

"Hobbies are skiing and watching moves, seeing 100 movies a year, cooking is particularly concerned with Italian."


I'm getting aroused from my leg..." The leg is a sex organ.


アイマスから足を洗った  声優が政治家云々で  じゃりん子チエの中の人が地方だか国家だか議員やってなかったかと思い出した俺はおっさんなんだろうなぁ

I washed my legs blindfold.  I am a voice actor, originally a politician. I remember whether the person  in the Jarinko Chie animation was a regional or national level representative.  I am now an old man.


アイマスから足を洗った  運営から詫び石配布じゃねーのか。。。  方向性が逆ですげぇ

I'm not playing Idol Master anymore. The management issued an apology. They're not giving out rocks... It's amazing that their course of action is the opposite.


足羽山の笏谷石坑道内の池で

In a pond within a mine shaft on Asuwa Mountain.


「うわぁ……足で興奮するんだ……」


「うわぁ……足で興奮するんだ……」  ふともも←わかる  ふくらはぎ←わかる  足の裏←わからない

「oh.... they get excited with just the feet....」thighs ←I understand.  Calves ← I understand.  The soles of the feet ← I don't understand.


足でかいからトンガリ靴履けないよ

My feet are so big that I can't wear those pointy shoes.


ロキソニンじゃ足りないレベルの頭痛がするｗ

This is enough to cause a headache that can't be helped by Loxoprofen haha


踏み抜き防止、安全帯着用が必須の現場だこれ

Solid foot protection and a safety line are essential for this kind of job.


ゾウに踏み潰されるロヒンギャ、すみかを追われて感電死するゾウ      　　　　　　 ＼　 /     　　　　　　　/ ／　ﾋﾟｼｬｰﾝ     　　　　　　く <     　　　　　 　,＼＼     　　　 :::: ',∴/／∵･_::::     　　　::::::::::';人･:::::::::::     　　　 ／￣￣￣￣￣＼＜　くそがあああああああああ 　　     　　　 |　・　Ｕ　　　　　 | 　     　　　 | |ι　　　　 　　 |つ     　　　 Ｕ｜｜ ￣￣ ｜｜

Rohingya people trampled by elephant, driven from home and electrocuted to death.\\n      　　　　　　 ＼　 /     　　　　　　　/ ／　ﾋﾟｼｬｰﾝ     　　　　　　く <     　　　　　 　,＼＼     　　　 :::: ',∴/／∵･_::::     　　　::::::::::';人･:::::::::::     　　　 ／￣￣￣￣￣＼＜　くそがあああああああああ 　　     　　　 |　・　Ｕ　　　　　 | 　     　　　 | |ι　　　　 　　 |つ     　　　 Ｕ｜｜ ￣￣ ｜｜


身体に悪いもの食ってるという背徳感がいい

It also has that "bad for your body" aspect that feels good.


身内や近い存在（昭恵、加計孝太郎）に恥をかかせたくないと思ってるんじゃないだろうか

He becomes emotional when asked someone by Akie in the Diet.


まぁ、身請前だったら問題で、嫁にしたら問題なしなんかな

Well, I guess it's a problem if you pay to get someone out of bondage, but not a problem if you marry them.


この車両のどこかにワキガがいる

A body odor is coming from somewhere in this car.


あくまでも車両のはなしです

At the end of the day it is a story about vehicles


車と人、どうしたら譲り合いできる

Cars and pedestrians, how can we coexist?


ガソリン車、存続の危機…エンジン部品メーカー、生産撤退始まる

Gasoline cars are in a continued crisis... Engine makers have started to cease production.


車にかかる年間費用100万円超…車を手放せばお金が貯まる  消滅自治体に住むのはやめよう　未来はないしまじむり  消滅日本に住むのはやめよう　未来はないしまじむり

Annual cost on a car is over 1 million yen... If I let go of the car it will save me some money I'm going to stop living in disappearing municipal There's no future and I really can't do this Let's not live in disappearing Japan There's no future and I really can't do this


たくさん車さばいてると運転席だけ確認してオーケー出したつもりが左ハンドルでまだ運転手残ってたとかありそう

"the car's acceleration speed" This is scary I was checking out a lot of cars and confirmed the drivers seat was okay its likely that the driver still has left hand drive


軍人「大統領、辞任して下さい」与党「大統領を党首から解任し、弾劾します」国民「ムガベ辞めろ！」大統領(93)「・・・ムガベちゃんはー！大統領をー！やめへんでー！」 ジンバブエ大統領がテレビ演説、辞任表明せず 混乱に拍車  アフリカの晋三  日本のムガベ

The military is saying, “Mr. President, resign.” The party in power is saying, “release the president from party leadership and impeach him.” The citizens are, “resign Mugabe!” The president (93 years old) is saying, “Mukabe....will not... quit the presidency!”\\nThe President of Zimbabwe is lecturing on TV and showing no sign of resigning. \\nThe spures are in chaos. Africa’s Shinzo and Japan’s Mugabe


転生したらスライムだった件は面白い


やっぱり軽自動車を廃止するべきでは？

Light vehicles should just be abolished?


軽蔑するような目でパンツ見せてくれる女の子←これ  屋外ならなおいい

A girl who shows her underwear while wearing a look of contempt  ←This  It's even better if it's outdoors


輝夜月ちゃんの荒削りな感じよいよね

The rough style of Kaguya Luna is great.


「輝く社会」目標達成せず


【いらすとや】パンジャンドラムのイラスト  輪入道のパクリ

【Irasutoya】Illustration of Panjandrum  Lifted from Wanyudo


I think I'll take my bike wheel bag and go on a long trip.


なんか辛そうな人がいるから、今読んだ記事→メンタルが豆腐の人向けの、あまり落ち込まないための工夫

There are some people who have things really tough, so here's an article I read → For people who have a "tofu" mentality and get depressed easily, a mechanism for keeping you from getting depressed.


やたら辛辣なお人形遊びへの説教って今年だったっけ…？

Did you preach this year to a bitter playing doll...?


お辞儀会見ラッシュが・・・

Time for lots of public apologies and bowing...


農林水産省「ビワの種の粉末をガンに効くとか言って売ってる連中がいるけど有害物質だから食べないようにな」  ？？「死ねばガンは消える！問題解決！」

Ministry of Agriculture, Forestry, and Fisheries 「Apparently there are some people that are selling some powder made of a type of Japanese Medlar, but it's a toxic substance so make sure not to eat it ok」?? 「If you die, cancer will disappear! Problem solved!」


その辺は福祉と教育の出番じゃ？

So is it time for welfare and education?


辺野古埋め立て海域に「活断層なし」 政府､答弁書を閣議決定  うちの猫にちゅ～る一年分与えることも閣議決定して欲しい

Henoko land reclamation extends into water. "No active faults." Government, cabinet decision written response. I wish there were a cabinet decision to give my cat a year's worth of Chuuru cat food.


サンタ迎える気ゼロでﾜﾛﾀ


ポケモンに近づける！ 「ポケモンGO」に「AR+」登場 iOS 11の「ARKit」を活用  今んとこアイホンのみなのか…      しかし、昔のギャロップみたく悪意があるレベルで遠いポケモンって今おらんなあ

Get closer to Pokemon! "AR+" now in "Pokemon GO" using iOS 11's "ARKit"  Is it only for the current iPhone?  However, I really want to see the Rapidash from before, it's a far away Pokemon that is no longer around


マミさんにメスのフリして近づいて…SEX！  メスイキさすよね

Female pretending to Mami and approaching ... SEX! It's to Mesuiki


近所のドスケベショップ、つぶれる  あるあるｗｗｗ

A shop for perverts is near by.  Exterminate! www


しずりんから返信もらっちゃった❤  もう次の女かよー

I got a reply from Shizurin ❤ On to the next girl.


返信を開くといつものヤフコメで安心した

When I heard the reply I was relieved at all of the comments on Yahoo.


迷惑だから頭の病院いってね

You're getting in the way, so please go to the mental hospital.


ウィッシュリストにコンパクトモードが追加


ウィッシュリストにコンパクトモードが追加  地味だけどリスト削除しても   位置が戻されないのはありがたい

Added Compact Mode to the wishlist  It's unobtrusive, but even if the list is deleted, I'm thankful that it's not returned to its previous position


「もり・かけ・スパ」追及＝辻元氏

"Melt · Kake / Spa" pursue = Mr. Tsujimoto Mr. Yafukome,\\nI only talked about raw conc.


【追記あり】共同通信、iPS研の論文不正に山中教授が関与したかのようなミスリード記事で大炎上→謝罪なく記事全文書き換えてさらに炎上中

【Another post to follow】There is an uproar over misleading information spread through joint communications that Professor Yamanaka had participated in the iPS Lab essay fraud→yet another flood of comments due to them rewriting the whole article without apology.


退任前に佐々江駐米大使が指摘

Identified by former US ambassador Sasae Kenichiro before retirement.


退職する決意は固まったけど、まだ一ヶ月も勤めてない会社になんて伝えればいいのかわかんない。

I have firmly decided to resign, but I have no idea what to tell the company at which I've been working for less than a month.


I don't send them, I don't get sent them.


なぜ？ ＬＩＮＥからも逃げ出し始めた若者たち : 深読みチャンネル : 読売新聞（YOMIURI ONLINE） 1/5  まぁ確かに画面いっぱいにゴチャゴチャ書かれてたら読むのが面倒になる時はある   その点ツィッターは250文字だから読む気にもなるね

Why? Young people who are fleeing from LINE: Reading Channel: Yomiuri Shimbun (YOMIURI ONLINE)  1/5 Well, there are certainly times when it's a pain to read when things are written as a bunch of jumbled screens  On that point, Twitter is 250 characters so it makes me feel like reading it, I suppose


｢逃げ恥｣｢半沢直樹｣の続編が決まらない理由  下町と逃げ恥はほぼ原作同時進行で完結だっただろうに……  固定イメージが付くから番組卒業した優香みたいなもんやろ

The reason why "Naoki Hanzawa" and "Nigehaji" sequels haven't been decided  Downtown and Nigehaji would have finished up at around the same time as the original works... ... Because there's a certain image associated with it, it seems like Yuka has outgrown it


マリオカートでひき逃げ 訪日観光客の男を逮捕  記事なくね？

A hit and run in Mario Kart, man visiting Japan for sightseeing arrested, this isn't news, right?


そういう逆ギレと不貞腐れた態度取ってる内は許されるものも許されないと思います

I think that attitude of getting upset at your own mistakes and sulking probably makes people not want to see your side even if they would have before.


逆に価値担保してるのが上限がある事なわけだけど……

On the contrary, the  price guarantee is the reason for the upper limit.


逆に書籍漫画家の電子書籍版購入しても、彼らに印税が入らないところもあるよね


逆に月のあれこれでズボンよりスカートがいいって声もチラホラ聞くけどどうなんだろ

But what to do about these voices that say that skirts are better than trousers for that time of the month?


逆立ちって聞くだけで例のOP思い出すようになってあかんわ

Just listening to the handstand is getting to remember the OP of the example.


Actually, that makes me want to watch the adult video even more.


逆ネトウヨみたいなこと言う奴いないだろ

There probably won't be anybody saying anti right wing things.


逆転不能！日本はいつのまにか「階級固定社会」になっていた  デブしかいないのか

It's impossible to come back from this!  Before we could realize it, Japan has become a society in which ranks are predetermined.  There must only be fat people.


途中ちょっとずれるけどいいなこれ

In the middle it was a bit off, but this is great.


途中でとまってるwitcher3もやらないとお話し忘れちゃう、、

I haven't been playing The Witcher 3 since I left of in the middle, so I'll probably forget what's going on in it...


とおりますよ      　　　／⌒ヽ     　　/　´_ゝ`）すいません、ちょっと通りますよ・・・     　　|　 　　/     　　| /|　|     　 //　| |     　Ｕ　 .Ｕ

I will pass   　　／⌒ヽ 　　/　´_ゝ`）Sorry, I'm passing through...　　|　 　　/ 　　| /|　| 　 //　| | 　Ｕ　 .Ｕ


通信を暗号化する機能を搭載した高セキュリティの「セキュアフォン」を販売した会社のCEOが逮捕される  「世の中には高い安全性と機密性を誇る携帯電話「セキュアフォン」を販売する会社が存在していますが、いくつかのセキュアフォン販売会社が暗号化した通信機能を搭載した「カスタムスマホ」を、麻薬カルテルやギャングに販売していることが報じられています。 」  うーんこういう道具に頼るのは二流だね笑  僕みたいな本物の悪は自分の嗅覚と信頼しか信じない笑

The CEO of a company that sold the 'Securiphone', which is equipped with a high security signal encryption function, has been arrested. 'There are a number of companies that sell 'securiphones', cell phones that boast of high security and encryption, but its has been reported that some of these companies have been selling the encrypted smartphone devices to drug rings and gangs.'    Neh, anyone who depends on these things must be pretty second rate LOL.  Those with true evil like me, rely solely on our own wits and sense of smell LOL.


いつも通りのスクエニクオリティっぽくてそれはそれで安心した

Then I thought they might have made some changes, but it looks like its the same Square Enix quality as always, so I felt reassured.


テレビ通販は「世界最大のレンタルショップ」、着用後に返品する「ワードロービング」に打つ手なく  ユニクロは返品条件無いから   1着だけ買って旅行行く先々で交換してる奴が居たような

TV shopping is the 'world's largest rental shop' where people practice 'wardrobing' by returning items after wearing them, and companies can't stop them. Uniqlo offers unconditional returns, so there are even people who have bought just one outfit, gone on holiday, then exchanged it for something else.


通販こそ年寄りのためにあると思う


ミサイル通過を想定 地下鉄止めて避難訓練 福岡（ＮＨＫ） 外国のミサイルが宇宙空間を通過したという名目で、電車を停めたりサラリーマンを壁際でしゃがませたりする国を、第三者的に俯瞰して見れば「その国の統治者は国民を恐怖で支配しようとしている」と気づくだろう。  ???「この調子じゃ来年度の予算減らされるな……     そや、道路工事よろしく       訓練と言う体で予算じゃぶじゃぶ使って来年度予算が減るの避けたろ」   そもそもミサイル兵器の訓練なんて基本的には無意味だし   こんな所だと思うぞ    今後もミサイル訓練と言う体の予算対策は全国的に増えるだろうから   各自治体は覚悟しておくように

Missile passage presumption. Subway stopped and evacuated in drill. Fukuoka. (NHK) Under the pretext of an international missile passing through outer space, a country that would stop a train and force the riders to wait against the wall, from the viewpoint of a third party it'd be easy to see that "That country's ruler is using fear to control the citizens", right? ??? "At this rate we'll have to lower the budget for next year... Well, good luck with road construction. Splashing the budget around on things like drills let's them avoid having the budget lowered for the next year." First off, drills against missiles are fundamentally meaningless, that's what I think. I bet that things like missile drills will continue to rise all over the country as budget countermeasures, so the local governments better get themselves ready.


ちかくを通っただけで金抜かれそう。

I feel like they might take my money when I'm just passing by.


いつぞやの『パソ通につなぐためにアナログ電話回線探す』記事の話思い出した

It made me remember the article about "searching for analog telephone lines in order to connect to online communications."


ニュー速R 今年の漢字を考える 【自動集計】  なぜか原作がわかる凄さ

New speed R.  Consider this year's Chinese character.  'Automatic tabulation'  For some reason its great to understand the original work.


ニュー速R 今年の漢字を考える 【自動集計】  安倍さんが残した数少ない物の一つや

Newsokur: automatically aggregated data on this year's kanji selection. It's one of the few things Prime Minister Abe can claim to have accomplished in his career!


ニュー速Rでチェス将棋大会を開こうと思います

I think I am going to open a chess tournament on newsokur.


ニュー速Rでチェス将棋大会を開こうと思います  お前の妄想は知ったことじゃないが信念がないとかデマをばらまくのは許さん   無限退行の果てに何もないということは   知性は知性によって導かれないから基礎付けが必要なのであって   哺乳類には母乳が必要で人は相続するから   人間社会というサバンナより不条理な世界で   条理のゲームに逃げ込んで世界は公正だと思い込みたいクズ村民どもめ

I think we should have a chess / shogi tournament on New Soku R. I don't know what your delusions are, but not having conviction and spreading misinformation cannot be allowed. Infinite regress leads to nothing, intelligence cannot be guided by intelligence, so it is important to lay the groundwork. Just as mammals require their mother's milk so do humans follow along, and in a world that is more absurd than the Savannah that is human society, those that escape via logic games and believe that the world is just are worthless villagers.


【速報】ティッシュ、やはりおいしかった

[News flash] As expected the tissue was delicious.


【速報】今期の萌えアニメ、豊作すぎる  わ  か  る

[Breaking News] There's an abundance of moe anime this season. I understand.


速報値だけは声高に喧伝するんだよ

They broadcast only quick estimations so loudly.


【速報】台湾で大きな地震 現地基準で最大震度7 沖縄でも揺れ | NewsDigest  震度7  心配です。

[Breaking News] Great earthquake in Taiwan with maximum local severity of seismic intensity 7 shaking even in Okinawa| NewsDigest 7 seismic intensity


【速報】「アラフォーエンジェル」とかいうパワーワードが商標登録される

[News flash] Power words like "around forty angel" trademarked.


【速報】スロウスタートの夏服、えっちすぎる  こんなん早漏スタート不可避なんだが？

Slow start summer clothing is too sexy.\\nWouldn’t it be unavoidable to ejaculate prematurely?


【速報】小保方晴子さんのSTAP細胞特許 特許庁に拒絶される  特許は拒絶って言葉結構使うよ   審査請求したら少なくとも一回は拒絶される感じで

[Breaking news] Hakuko Kosakata's STAP cell patent, has been refused by the patent office. Its easy to bandy about words like 'patent refused' It seems to me that patents are always refused after at least the first examination request.


【速報】ストレッチ尻、エッチすぎる


【速報】アニメ、現実だった


【速報】アマゾンジャパンの社員はこんなふうに評価を下されている

[News flash] The reputation of Amazon Japan employees is getting worse due to things like this.


【速報】紐水着、えっちすぎる

【News Flash】String swimsuits are too erotic.


【速報】評論家の西部邁氏（７８）が死去。多摩川で入水自殺か。


【速報】評論家の西部邁氏（７８）が死去。多摩川で入水自殺か。  入水、しかもこの季節に？  請負業者が雑な仕事した、って印象しかないわ

[Breaking news]  Critic Tsutomu Seibu has died.  It is thought he killed himself by drowning in the Tama river.  Is it the right season to go into the water?  All I can say is that the contract worker was sloppy.


【速報】評論家の西部邁氏（７８）が死去。多摩川で入水自殺か。  アパホテルにスポンサーしてもらってたウヨクなのにこの発言のせいで保守速報にサヨク・在日扱いされてるの本当に可哀想

[Breaking news] Critic 's west part Mr. Nishibe (78) died. Suicide entering into the Tama river? Apa Hotel was sponsored by uyoku Because of this remark owing to remarks Sayoku · Indeed poorly being treated in Japan


【速報】評論家の西部邁氏（７８）が死去。多摩川で入水自殺か。  「近代化(彼曰くモデル化)」以降の日本に懐疑的でそれに沿うとこれからもっと日本は酷くなりそうだから   伝統文化が薄れて白痴化した我々を見捨てる形でお先におさらばできて幸せだったろうと

【Breaking news】Critic Seibu Suzumushi（７８）has died. He committed suicide in Tamagawa River. Along the lines of “Modernisation (as modelled by him)”, we should be skeptical of Japan from now on as it seems that Japan is going to get worse. He must have been happy to go ahead and abandon all of us who have lost our traditional culture and have turned into idiots.


【速報】クイズゲームのラスボス、エッチ過ぎる  俺達で温めてあげるんだるぉ！？

[News flash] The final boss for this quiz game is way too sexy. Are you trying to heat us all up!?


【速報】ゲゲゲの鬼太郎の猫娘さん、またアップデートされる  また猫娘スレだ！(ﾊﾞﾊﾞﾊﾞﾊﾞ

[News Flash] Kitaro of the Graveyard's catgirl is getting an update  Time for another catgirl thread  (ﾊﾞﾊﾞﾊﾞﾊﾞ


つぶやきの速さで存在感、正体不明の岡三マンには12万のフォロワー

The unknown okasanman has managed to get 120,000 followers by tweeting at an impressive rate.


「速く弁当食べられる人ほど仕事できる」日本電産・永守氏が講演「社会で求められる人材とは」  経営者までガラパゴってる

「A hard worker is someone who finishes their lunch quickly」Nidec CEO Nagamori addresses, 「What kind of people are demanded by companies」Even CEOs are getting desperate.


“ねつ造”データで「働き方改革」/一般労働者→最長の残業時間/裁量労働者→１日の労働時間  実質的な賃下げは株価が上がる。 経団連が望んでいるし自民党の議員も株をやってる(参考:自民党の武藤貴也・衆議院議員の株購入資金集め事件)し、マスコミも喜ぶのでB層もつられて喜ぶ。   これがホンネだろうな

"Falsified" deta being used for reforms to work: average workers→maximum overtime/discretionary workforce→daily work hours Substantive wage decreases lead to stock spikes. That's what the Japan Business Federation wants, and LDP members also trade stocks (source: the incident involving Takaya Muto of the LDP, a member of the lower house, fundraising to buy stocks), and the mass media loves it, so the old Koizumi diehards also love it. That's the real intent behind this.


「連合、陳情は自民。選挙は民進。あほらしい」 麻生氏  どどどどどどの口がー(へ)

'In unions and appeals they vote LDP. In elections they vote Democratic. It's stupid'. Who are you to talk, Mr. Aso?


「連合、陳情は自民。選挙は民進。あほらしい」 麻生氏  連合が上級国民の僕になってるのは変ではあるな  そこら辺詳しい奴おる？

"RENGO and petition are the Liberal Democratic Party. Election is the Democratic Party. How stupid." Mr. Aso. It's strange how RENGO has become me, a wealthy elite. Is anyone familiar with this?


マツダとの連携が驚きの形で表面化

We are surprised to find out that Toyota is working with Matsuda on this.


連立政権合意、自民押し返す

Agreement for coalition government, forces back Liberal Democratic Party.


しかも逮捕する側の人間も味方でまず捕まらないというおまけつき

Also, you can add on that if a person getting arrested is an ally they won't be arrested.


ワタミ「週休７日が幸せか」 過労死遺族の抗議うけ謝罪  だね   たまにみかける

Watami: "Is having 7 days off a week true happiness?" They're going to have to issue an apology after families of people who died from overwork protest. I see it from time to time.


週刊誌レベルの話だけど、今でさえ安定動作はあやしいって話があるし

It's just weekly magazine level talk, but even now there's talk about questions regarding stable operation.


週四日勤務の準正社員にしてくれって頼んだら通った  体を労ろう。

If you asked me to be a four day a week employee, I'd get there and work hard.


週四日勤務の準正社員にしてくれって頼んだら通った  そうなんですよ。臆せず言ってみると得します

I requested to become a part time employee that goes to work four days a week and it was accepted. So that's it. If you say something without being hesitant good things happen.


進化gif  一匹すつ追跡してみるのもおつなもの

It is really neat to track progressive gifs one at a time


ゆうてエロゲって進化してなくね

You say so but erotic games aren't evolving


進化するサバゲー 非日常求めて女性も参戦：日経ビジネスオンライン  会社の女子メンバーとサバゲーやる妄想ならする

Advanced airsoft, women looking for an escape from normal life also participate: Nikkei Business Online. If it's a fantasy involving female employees and airsoft I'm in.


進撃の🏹  すぐに答えられるのぼる賢い

Noboru is wise to answer immediately about the attack of ?


遅いけど…ハッピー誕生日おめでとう《《o(≧◇≦)o》》

It is a little late but happy birthday 《《o(≧◇≦)o》》.


モンハン遊びたいけどXBOXしか持ってない

I want to play "Monster Hunter" but don't have an XBOX.


いじめは遊びの延長、見て見ぬふりの担任ら処分 : 社会 : 読売新聞（YOMIURI ONLINE）  貴乃花親方が解決法を提示してくれただろ  ケーサツや司法を動かせる証拠を掴んで告発しろって事  キョーカイ（教育委員会）を信用してはいけない

Bullying is an extension of playing, get rid of teachers who turn a blind eye: Society: Yomiyuri Shimbun (YOMIURI ONLINE) Takanohana gave us a method for solving it, right? You just get your hands on some evidence that will force the police and courts into action and report it. You can't trust the Board of Education.


It is recommended for exercise dislikes.


運動部顧問の高校教諭、平手打ちで生徒の鼓膜破る 「ぶっ殺す」発言も  やきそばハイボールの闇は深い

The discovery that a high school sports club advisor slaps and rips students ears saying "I'll beat you to death" and the darkness of yakisoba and highball are deep.


運営側は他人事のようなコメント

Administrators give a comment as if it doesn't concern them.


運営側の責任は非常に重い

The management bears a lot of responsibility.


でも運営の考え方からしてこれを「ゴール」と思ってそう

This appears to be a goal of management.


ながら運転  完全自動運転になれば乗ってる間は暇だろうし密室だしでヤルだろうな

I can do it while driving. If complete automatic driving becomes a reality, I will probably become more available while driving. I would probably make a secret room.


あおり運転のあげく衝突、危険運転傷害などの疑いで男逮捕

A man who is arrested suspected in dangerous driving followed by collision and injury, etc.


あおり運転のあげく衝突、危険運転傷害などの疑いで男逮捕  もう定年まで免許持てない？仕事で使ってたら辛いな   しかしまあこんな仏みたいな顔してんのに中身は醜悪なもんだ

Man arrested under suspicion of reckless driving in injury causing crash. Can't have a driver's license until retirement age? If he used it for work that's tough. But even though his face is so kind looking, inside he's awful.


運転してて見える街並みもスタンド・バイ・ミーみたいな昔のアメリカ感半端ねえよ……  ウェザナイッ

The city scape that you can see driving is just like a stand by by me, like an American sense of the United States ... ...


プラスにもマイナスにも過剰な脂肪量は代謝疾患の疑いがあるんよ

Whether it's a positive or a negative, with excess fat there is a suspicion of metabolism disorders.


過労死ラインを超えて働かせると日本人は輝いて(shine)死ぬ

Going over the line for overwork deaths and still making people work, Japan sure "shines" ("shine" = die in Japanese)


過労死ライン越えの「月80時間以上残業可」の労使協定、東証一部上場企業の過半数に及ぶ

Over the line overwork death "80 hours or more of overtime a month possible" labor agreement, impacts a majority of companies listed on the First Section of the Tokyo Stock Exchange.


過労死遺族に暴言、謝罪…ブラック経営者・渡邉美樹を働き方改革公聴会の質問者にした自民党の異常  死ぬまで働け！Jワーク

Reckless remarks and apology to family of victim of death by overworking... Abnormality in Liberal Democratic Party member at public hearing who questioned the work methods and reformation of slimy manager Watanabe Miki. Work until death! J work.


過去最大 97兆7128億円の来年度予算案 閣議決定  ないです

Largest in history. 97 trillion 712.8 billion yen budget for next year. No Cabinet decision.


過去最強クラスの寒波が襲来。日本海側は広く雪で、大雪の恐れ。特に北陸地方では、たった1日で降雪が100センチに達する所も。その後もさらなるドカ雪の可能性。太平洋側にも所々に雪雲が流れ込み、厳しい寒さになるでしょう。  この前めちゃ降って電車に監禁があったばかりなのに  ラニーニャぱねぇ

The worst cold snap ever has struck. there is extensive snow along the Japan Sea coast, and heavy snow falls are threatened.  In the Hokuriku region, the snow fall reached 100 centimeters in a day.   There are fears of this being followed by blizzards.  On the Pacific coast, snow is falling in various places, and it will be extremely cold.  There were people trapped in the train due to previous excessive falls, but this is due to La Nina.


フィクションにおける過去と未来  以下「世界線」禁止

Past and Future in Fiction  "World line" is not allowed below


過熱する恵方巻き廃棄問題に兵庫のスーパーが一石投じるチラシ

Super market in Hyogo addresses increasing ehomaki sushi disposal problem with a flyer.


ゲームやり過ぎは病気…そろった医学的知見  分かった病気だから金くれ

Playing games to much is a disease... The common medical opinion. If you recognize it as a disease then give me money.


過酷な勤務、突然の死…女性が漫画化「生きろ。逃げろ」  どこだろうと考えようとしたけど   やらかしてるところありすぎて絞れないわらた、わろえない

There was a harsh work environment and the death was sudden... The girl created the Manga, “Live. Run away.” When thinking about it, there are too many blunders and I can’t narrow the possibilities. I laugh and yet I cannot laugh.


トマトって過酷な環境で育ったほうが甘みが強くて美味しいって言うけど、豊穣な土地で育ったトマトは美味しくないのかしら。

They say that tomatoes grow sweeter and more delicious when they grow in harsh environments, but I wonder if a crop of tomatoes that are grown in a great environment are not good.


道徳の教科書に載った「下町ボブスレー」が公式ツイッターで保守速報を拡散＆他国チームを「笑い者」呼ばわり

The “Undercity Bobsleds” in the textbook “Doutoku” (virtue) showed up a lot on Twitter using the hosyusokuhou website.


「道路寸断したら逃げられない」 滋賀の原発３０キロ圏住民  今後は事故前に故郷を奪われるのか   さすが日本だ

"If the road is destroyed we can't escape"  Citizens within 30km of Shiga nuclear plant  Will someone remove it from the town before an accident occurs?  Just as you would expect from Japan


このコギャル達だったらどの娘と付き合う？  全員ブスやん（贅沢病）

If it was out of these kogals, which daughter would you date? They’re all ugly. (Disease due to luxurious lifestyle)


この達成の仕方は陸地の敗北

Can this jet engine allow us to surpass earthly constraints?


イランのデモがいつもと違う5つの理由

There are 5 totally different reasons for the Iran demonstrations.


イランのデモがいつもと違う5つの理由  どうせ元はCIAだろ  モサドは黙って暗殺か破壊する

5 reasons why Iran's demonstration is different than usual  Anyway, the original one is the CIA  Mossad causes destruction by assassinating without a word


ちんぽ！ちんぽ！おちんぽ！ちんぽ！  インポ違うもん、、

dick! dick! penis! penis!  not erectile dysfunction


違いはlive2dが国内版は非DLC扱い

The difference is that live2d is not labeled as DLC in the domestic version.


ギャンブルと違っていきなりゼロになる瞬間がわからんのに

"Under Abenomics Japan's economy is recovering it's energy."


ハッカーに遠隔操作の恐れ


適当に書いても金はもらえるだろうが、これでは信頼は失われ、（有ればだけど）このおっさんが関わった論文全てに疑念を持たれかねない。

It seems like if they just wrote something half decent they'd get paid, so they lose credibility (if there is any), and it brings into doubt all of the papers that this guy has written.


【適材適所】杉田水脈議員、「差別問題に関する特命委員会・部落問題に関する小委員会合同会議」に出席

【The right person at the right place】Diet member Mio Sugita attends the "joint session of the special committee investigating the discrimination problem and the subcommittee investing the Burakumin problem."


選択的夫婦別姓「容認」４割超 「必要ない」は３割切る  夫婦別姓選択可になったって同姓にするって人等に不利益ないのに。 デマの歴史を鵜呑みにしてるんやろね。 明治27年まで妻は元の姓だったそうだから、同姓は日本の伝統ってのは明らかにデマなんだよな。

Should married couples have choice in their surname.  40% say yes, 30% say no need.  There is no disadvantage in keeping the same surname.  Maybe some just think it is somehow not proper.  Until 1879, the wife kept her original surname. So using the same surname is not in keeping with Japanese tradition.


選挙カーの名前連呼、効果どれほど？ 教授が実際に研究「選挙カーによる連呼を聞いても、候補者の好感度は変わりません。ただ、集票には一定の効果があります」  じゃあ俺は竿竹で

How effective are election campaign cars that repeatedly call out a candidate's name? Actual experiment by a teacher "Even after hearing a candidate's name repeatedly called out by an election campaign car, there is no change in one's affinity for the candidate. However, there is a fixed effect as far as gathering votes." Well, a bamboo pole for me.


そら選挙だって捏造できるって今回思い知っちゃったからね

It is becoming more likely that this election is a hoax.


遺された姉妹は取材攻勢に憔悴していた

The surviving sisters have been hounded by news reporters until they are exhausted.


Unable to contact bereaved family or wife.


遺族に渡辺美樹氏が不適切発言 「週休7日が幸せなのか」で謝罪  お前は週休7日側の人間だろうが

Miki Watanabe inappropriately remarks to the bereaved family and  apologizes for saying "Are you happy that you get to rest 7 days a week?" She's one to talk being someone who doesn't have to work 7 days a week.


「遺書まで改ざんなんてあり得ませんよね」

"There's no way even the will is falsified, right?"


くるま「邪魔な鳥どもめ！どけ！」


部下に初恋ポエム強要＝福島県警、警部補ら懲戒処分：

Subordinates being forced to write a love poem = Fukushima prefectural police.


部屋が性臭でむせ返ってそう

I think I'm going to choke from the smell of semen in this room.


She left the note in her room and hung herself.


きららファンタジアのステキなお部屋できたよ～  脱法ハウスかな

A beautiful Kirara Fantasia room has been made ~ I wonder if it is a flat share.


ブラック部活動 強制参加は生徒の自由侵害 子ども目線で見直しを  やる気のない人間にもやらせて時間を浪費させてるのは人権侵害だと思う   そうやって競争させて推薦枠とか確保してんだろ   やる気のない人間や負け犬は日本社会の餌かよ   ニッキョーソ！ニッキョーソ！

The Black faction of the movement. Compulsory participation is an infringement of students' freedom.  Getting people who lack motivation to look at something from the standpoint of children, is a waste of time, and violates their rights.  Making them compete secures a recommendation frame.  Unmotivated losers should be food for Japanese society.  Nikkouso, Nikkouso!


部活動がなくなる→日本は犯罪大国となり沈没する


部活動がなくなる→日本は犯罪大国となり沈没する  そんな中でしか作り上げる社会て 部活なんて種類が少ないしその分視野狭なりそうだしその中しか選べないと学生は思い込みそう 色んなものがある中で選択肢が少ないのは若い子が可哀想

Club activities go away → Japan becomes a country of criminals and collapses. In a made up society like that there are only a few types of clubs, and there isn't much variation, and the students are under the impression that those are the only choices there are. I feel sorry for the kids who have limited choices among a wide variety of options.


部活動がなくなる→日本は犯罪大国となり沈没する  かって深沢七郎は、  「戦争でエネルギーを   使うくらいなら、セックスで  消耗する方がよっぽど気がきいてるよ。」   と言ったそうだ。   それを思い出した。

Club activities stopping → Japan becomes a country of criminals and collapses. Fukuzawa Shichiro said something like "If you are going to use your energy for war, you'll find it's much more sensible to spend it on sex." I just remembered that.


部活動がなくなる→日本は犯罪大国となり沈没する  無駄に声出したり走り回ったり   なんか居酒屋か作業員みたいな感じだよね、無償どころか金取られるし   この点だけでも児童労働未満だと思いますね   それに脳とか関節壊してもなんの補償もないでしょ   しかも指導者はこうやって犯罪者予備軍の矯正で社会貢献してるとか思ってるみたいだよ

Departmental activity disappears → Japan becomes a criminal power and sinks  Uselessly crying and running around  It feels like a worker at an izakaya, so far from getting rich  At this point I think it's less than child labor  Besides, I don't get any compensation if my brain or my joints break down  On top of that, it seems like the leaders think that they're contributing to society by reforming a criminal reserve army


部活の強制入部 やめるべき 「自主的な活動」に全員参加の矛盾（内田良）  強制加入は体にも精神的にもよくない   だから先生の金髪も止めるべき   髪を染めるのは体に悪い

Compulsory club activity, should be ended. The contradiction of everybody participating in "activities of their own free will". (Uchida Ryo) Then we should also stop teachers from having blonde hair. Dying your hair is bad for your body.


「ブラック部活」は教師も生徒も地獄なのになぜなくならないのか

Even though "black club activities" are hell for both students and teachers, why don't they go away?


「部活疲れた」中２女子自殺か

"Sick of my club" 2nd grade junior high girl committed suicide.


A popular state primary school within the Tokyo area.


都内の人気公立小学校 小渕優子の息子のクラスで学級崩壊  私はジャップガキ脳を高精度でエミュレートできるので…   漢字ドリルとか算数ドリルの宿題が出るたびに「おい小渕ンコ、宿題やりたくねーからって穴あけて無かった事にできると思うなよ？ズルすんなよ？真面目にやれ？」って言われたり、学芸会とか運動会みたいな催し物のたびに「おい小渕ンポ、今日は本番だからな？ドリルじゃねーぞ？ボサッとしてんなよ。真面目にやれ？」て言われたり、休み時間になると「おいチンポ小渕ンポ、あく必殺技見せろよー。ドリルチンポ見せろよー」ってみんなに追いかけられて無理やりパンツ脱がされたり、そういう辛い思いをして毎日泣かされてる子供の姿をパッと思い浮かべる   親の不始末や罪を子供にまで擦りつけてイジメるガキというのは世の中に実在するので、上述した想像は別に荒唐無稽ではない。イジメるガキというのは、家庭内で親(大抵は母親)から色々吹き込まれてる。陰険なガキの所作を見ると親の性格がうかがえる

Popular public middle school in the city. Chaos in the classroom of Obuchi Yuko's son. I can emulate a Jap brat's mind to a super high precision, so... Whenever there was homework with a kanji drill or an arithmetic drill it was "Hey, Obuchi kid, I don't want to do the homework, so can you dig a hole and get rid of it? Don't be so sneaky? Do it honestly?" Whenever there was an event like a school arts festival or athletic festival is was "Hey, Obuchi kid, today it's for real, right? This isn't a drill? Don't slack off. Do it honestly?" When it was break time it was "Hey, Obuchi penis, let's see your special moves. Let's see your penis drill." He was chased by everybody and his pants were forcibly pulled down, and thinking of that tough daily life being made to cry every day, the image pops into my mind. There are bullies out there who will bully a child for the mistakes or crimes of their parent, so the imagined scene above is not unthinkable. Bullies generally get indoctrinated by their parents (usually the mother). If you see bad behavior by a child it gives you a glimpse into the character of the parents.


"He doesn't get arrested because he's the prime minister's friend!?"


こんなの「都道府県市区町村」と言ったら何を思い浮かべますか?  ドイツ村！

What comes to your mind when you hear "prefectures and municipalities"? German village! What comes to your mind when you hear "prefectures and municipalities"? German village!


イージス・アショアに配備される予定のＳＭ３ブロック２Ａ、ミサイル迎撃実験に失敗  むしろ撃墜率がバッターの打率くらいしかないからいらんだろって話で

SM3 Block 2A is planned to be deployed at the Aegis Offshore.  The missile intercept experiment failed.  Its shooting down rate is about the same as a baseball batter.  Please tell me we don't need it.


ミサイル配備に攻撃型空母導入も 安倍“壊憲”政権の大暴走  憲法解釈次第で空母も持てる！ってこと？   防衛型空母（爆撃機満載）とかまたニュースピークするのかな

The introduction of an offensive aircraft carrier into missile deployment as well as Abe's "unconstitutional" regime are overwhelming. Depending on interpretation of the constitution you mean you can have an aircraft carrier? I wonder whether the defense type aircraft carrier (full of bombers) and news peaks again


グッズ配布でファン殺到、危険な状況で中止に

It got so dangerous, they had to shut it down.


※プライバシーに配慮し映像を加工しています


そもそも酒で擬似的に腹を膨らませてるだけだから落ち着いてくると腹が減るっていう

Since alcohol artificially expands your stomach in the first place, if you calm down, you get hungry.


Its a snack served with alcohol, I think.


酒豪女優・高橋由美子が明かす

Heavy smoker and actress Takahashi Yumiko exposed.


お酒飲むと楽しくなれるし、幸せになれる。お前らも飲もう。俺は飲んでる。  胃腸がなあ

When you drink, you can have fun and become happy. You guys should drink too. I'm drinking right now. But my bowels.


酒飲んで陰毛燃やす男を賞揚できないと出世できないタイプの煉獄だし、新人の若い男はそんなレイプ受けて心折れた奴隷か洗脳された焼きそばハイボールしか生き残れない

It's a type of purgatory where if you don't praise a man who drink and burns pubic hair you can't get ahead, and with new young men only broken hearted slaves who accept rape or brainwashed yakisoba highballs can survive.


Fullmetal Alchemist is that thing, the one from the manga, right?


なんと重さ11kg！ 超重量級の高級毛布が教えてくれた「快眠の秘訣」  寝がえりをうてないというのは問題では

The weight is an incredible 11kg! Learning the "secret to ideal sleep" from a heavy grade high quality blanket  Isn't it a problem that you can't roll over in your sleep?


その重大な結果は男が原因では？ 度重なるレイプとレイプによる妊娠で追い詰められた被害者に懲役4年 司法でも行われる男の透明化、とレイプ被害女性を犯罪者として処罰するイスラム国家と何ら変わらない人権意識 男に支配された法学、議会、司法に服従させられる男尊女卑の打破には積極的差別是正措置が必要  刑事責任は行為者にある。強姦は強姦で裁かれるべきで、殺人は殺人で裁かれる。 一緒にする理由がない。 あなたは嬰児を人間として認めない鬼畜のごとき主張してる自覚ある？ これで殺人の被害者が、長年レイプしてきた義父だったらこの女性を褒め称えてたよ。

Is that a serious consequence for the man? A four year sentence for repeated rape and pregnancy due to rape, transparency of men's sexism is obvious even in the judicial system, and their view on human rights is no different from the Islamic state which punishes rape victims as criminals. Corrective action must be taken against proactive discrimination and the breakdown of misogynistic practices in law, parliament, and the judiciary system is necessary. Criminal responsibility lies directly with the person who committed the crime. The rapist should be judged for rape just as a murderer is judged for murder. Are you aware that you are the same as a devil who does not recognize infants as human beings? If this was a murder victim, this woman was applauded if the father in law had raped her for several years.


たま～に重機を運転したくなる衝動にかられてコベルコとかコマツの教習所のスケジュール チェックしてしまう  小型車両系（整地・掘削）の講習なら2日で終わるし楽しいぞい

Every now and then I get the urge to operate heavy machinery, so I check the training schedule for Kobe Steel and Komatsu. The training for a light vehicle (soil preparation / excavation) can be completed in just two days, and it is fun.


【重要】権威ある学術誌で発表「地球の生命は地球外からやって来た、しかも…」 パンスペルミア説ほぼ確定、衝撃の“宇宙生命拡散システム”発見  トカナにしてはちょっとまともっぽい記事

[Important] An announcement in an influential academic journal: "Life on Earth originated from outside of the Earth, furthermore..." Panspermia has practically been decided upon, and this shocking discovery of a "diffusion system of life in the universe," for Tokana it's a pretty normal article


コインチェックから重要なお知らせ


ゆうくんは重課金勢だからSランめざしてね

The cartoon character Yuu Kun gets some serious money, so aim for S rank.


The opposing party: "I'm not wrong so I shouldn't have to apologize!"


野党「事実なら内閣総辞職を」＝森友文書疑惑

Opposing party "If it's true it will mean an en masse resignation of the cabinet" = Moritomo Document Doubt.


野党、安倍内閣打倒に照準＝一段と攻勢「首相にも責任」

Opposition party, Abe cabinet aimed to overthrow = More offensive "responsibility also to the prime minister" it is impossible to deal with Abe, so I only have to work with Abe, I was already hungry.


野党、安倍内閣打倒に照準＝一段と攻勢「首相にも責任」  × 首相にも責任   ◯ 首相(夫妻)にこそ責任

Opposition parties positioning themselves in readiness for an overthrow of the Abe Cabinet = stepping up the confrontation.  'Its the  responsibility of the Prime Minister' x. Its the  responsibility of the Prime Minister ◯ Its the responsibility of the Prime Minister (and his wife).


キモオタアニメも野放しだしね


野村沙知代 死去 85歳  すっちーとのバトル懐かしい

Sachiyo Nomura dies at 85 years old  I miss the battle with Sutchi


野村沙知代 死去 85歳  浅香光代のコメはよ

Sachiyo Nomura has died at 85 year of age. Hurry up and get a statement from Mitsuyo Asaka.


プロ野球くじ、導入を検討

Professional baseball lottery, introduction considered.


プロ野球 ヤクルト春季キャンプで豆まき、鬼退治に失敗  靭帯を食っていたのは畜ペンではなく鬼だった…？

Pro baseball: At the Yakult spring training camp, beans were scattered but they failed to drive out the demons. So demons ate the ligament, not Chikupen...?


ネットに野球選手の奥さんをブスと書き込んだら、特定されて損害賠償200万請求されたでござる

The person that called a baseball player's wife ugly on the internet and has been told to pay 20,00,000 yen in restitution.


カツオは野球部でいじめにあってグレる

Katsuo falls off the rails due to bullying at the baseball club.


インスタに野球部員の飲酒喫煙 滋賀・綾羽高、暴行も  な、野球部だろ？

Baseball club drinking and smoking on Instagram  Shiga Ayaha High, assault too  Well, it's a baseball club, right?


野菜の価格高騰収まらず、白菜などは平年の２倍以上  ？？「経済は良好、デフレ脱却し始めている証拠だ」

Vegetables' prices keep going up, and napa cabbages are valued at 2 times more than usual prices. ?? "The economy is doing well, it's a sign that deflation is starting to end."


まじでメルカリで野菜売ってる－！

There really are vegetables for sale at Mercari!


野菜小売価格 レタスが平年の1.8倍など一部で高値  これ半分安倍のせいだろ

retail price for Lettuce is unusually high, 1.8 times the normal average. this is half Abe's fault


野菜高騰 家計に寒い冬 レタスやハクサイ…平年の倍  今日買ったキャベツ一玉340円 全国平均より高いじゃないか！

The sudden rise of vegetable prices and the sever winter has been tough on family finances. Lettuce and Chinese cabbage cost twice what they normally do. I bought one head of cabbage for 340 yen today. That's way higher than the national average!


「量子速度限界」の不等式が身近な物理現象でも成立することを証明 東北大学など  もはや呪文の領域

The 'quantum speed limit' inequality is a familiar concept in physics, and has been proved by Tohoku University.  No longer in the spell's area of effect.


「量子速度限界」の不等式が身近な物理現象でも成立することを証明 東北大学など  おっそうだな（適当）

The inequality of the “Quantum Speed Limit” is proven as a physics phenomenon. Tohoku University is behind the times.


「金も何も持たんばってん…」10世帯の限界集落、住民ら起業 原野に太陽光パネル、特産品の販売も  ばってんおいどん

"I don't have any money or anything, although..."  In a small village of only 10 households, inhabitants' business begins  Solar panels in the wilderness, and sales of special products  Although, for me


金は出せないけど人手は欲しいとかぬかすタワケどもは滅びろ

I want the foolish businesses who talk about what they want while not being willing to spend money to perish.


金はいくらでも出すから天国戦争編はよ作れ

I will pay any amount of money to make a volume of the Heaven's war.


金＝力、からの立場逆転萌え的な現象じゃない？

Because Money = power, is it the reversal of normal positions that is the issue?


Gold robbery Aichi Prefecture Police leak.


お金大好き浅野真澄ですら手を出してないのに

Even the money loving Asano Masumi didn't get into them.


グラビアアイドルの金子理江ちゃんでぴゅっぴゅしました。取り急ぎ。  はー！なの

I puffed up with Rie Kaneko , the bikini model. In haste. huh!


お金があって将来に何の不安もないニートって最高だろうな

Being a rich NEET without worries about the future sounds great.


金属なら福島の原発デブリが最適では？

If they're looking for the medal you get in medals, maybe they should look in the nuclear disaster debris in Fukushima?


そんな金あるなら復興に使えや

If you have that kind of money, use it for reconstruction.


金持ちちょっと来い  まだアイスとか食ってるの？  食後は大抵ブッシュドノエルだはｗｗｗ

Are you getting rich a bit yet do you like ice cream? After meals it's usually a Yule log.


イギリス 金持ち男性のみが参加できるチャリティー晩餐会 チンポ出したりホステスにセクハラし放題の様子がバレる  とんだ自善だ

A charity dinner party where only the rich men in the UK can participate. They pull out their penises and sexually harass the hostesses, this will get out eventually


フッフーーーウ！！！金曜日！明日は休み！！フッフーーーウ！！！！フーーーウ！！！フーーーウ！！！！  なんか永い

Woo woo!!! Friday!  No work tomorrow!  Woo, wooo!!! (repeat for ever)


金沢大学9年ぶりに大雪で休講  「休講ヤッター！」とはならないから困る

Kanazawa University cancelled its lectures for the first time in 9 years.  It doesn't feel like, "class is cancelled, hooray!" so it's troublesome.


金沢市で来月１日スタート

Starting in Kanazawa City the first of next month.


金があれば  生きづらそう

If you've got money, it seems like life would be hard.


金田一中年の事件簿 連載開始  何でもかんでも中年化してんな最近

Ichi Kaneda's old case file will be serialised.  Recently everything is getting older.


金盾、steamcommunity.comをブロック ゲームはまだできるもよう (r/steamより)  テンセント大勝利か

The Golden Shield Project has blocked steamcommunity.com. It seems that games will still be playable. (From r/steam) A great victory for Tencent


金盾は外国人のため仮説。

Its thought that Gold Shield is for foreigners.


パシュート金メダルでも… 「菊池彩花」が村民栄誉賞をもらえない「村八分」騒動 | デイリー新潮  これは俺も思った

Ayaka Kikuchi cannot get the village honour award, even with a gold medal in the pursuit.  Riot over 'ostracism' | daily Shincho.  I thought so too.


Financial Services Agency, very worried.


金融庁、コインチェックに立ち入り

Financial Services Agency, gets involved with coincheck.


【コインチェック】金融庁「いくら話を聞いても、どういう人間がどういうセキュリティーを動かしているのか、全然わからない」

【Coin check】 Financial Services Agency "No matter how much people talk about it, I do not understand what kind of security people are running on what security" I do not know how many gears are in, because it's a large, super high speed challenger.


金融緩和で所得格差はむしろ｢縮小｣している

Monetary easing is actually "shrinking" the income divide.


Alarm bells among investing professionals.


『金よこせ』(ヘイジョージ〜覚えているかい？ほら君の小学校で大親友だったタカシだよぉ〜ハッハッハッハッハ無理もないね〜)

It's me, Takashi, I was your best friend in elementary school hahahaha, it makes sense)


金を貸さなくなった銀行が人員削減競争突入

The bank that did not lend money reduced its workforce and is rushing into competition.


金があれば  お賃金増えたら悩まないもん　絶対

If I had money I wouldn't worry if my wages increased. Definitely.


金・銀・プラチナは宇宙のどこからやってきた？ センター試験の問題を一瞬にして時代遅れにしたまさかの出来事  センター試験てこんな簡単なのか   おれ大学院入れるじゃん

Where did Gold, Silver, Platinum come from in the universe? I made an institutional examination of a center test mistakenly and made an episode of an emergency event Center I made such a simple graduate school attendance. I can go to Master's.


金額次第で自殺考えるとか全然株持ってる人が儲かる話じゃなくて草

(Electrical machinery) Even though unlike gambling you don't know the moment it hits zero, depending on the amount of money there can be suicidal thoughts, and it isn't at all a case of people with stocks making money haha


あといきなり金髪モヒカンでグラサンは反則や！笑てまうわ


釣具屋の駐輪場で釣具を盗まれた中学生、即座に周辺の中古釣具屋に網を張る→ドカタ28歳男がのこのこ売りに来て逮捕

Middle aged man steals fishing equipment from parking lot of fishing goods store, net immediately put into place around second hand fishing goods stores in area → 28 year old male laborer nonchalantly comes to sell and is arrested.


釣具屋の駐輪場で釣具を盗まれた中学生、即座に周辺の中古釣具屋に網を張る→ドカタ28歳男がのこのこ売りに来て逮捕  中学生「チッ…釣れたのは雑魚か…」

Middle school student had his fishing equipment stolen from the parking lot of a fishing goods store, net immediately put in place around nearby used fishing goods stores → 28 year old man nonchalantly walks in to sell and gets arrested. Middle school student "Dang... I just caught a small fry..."


釣り用品ダイワ、トラウトルアーの部品を使ったピアスとイヤリングを発売

Fishing Supplies ダイワ, now selling earrings and piercings that use trout lure parts.


カヌー鈴木先輩、後輩のおのみものにサーッと薬物混入するのほかに練習器具を盗んだりライバルのパドルに細工したりする人間のクズだった

Senior canoeist Suzuki was a piece of trash human who snuck drugs into his junior's drinks, stole practice equipment, and altered his rival's paddles.


カヌー鈴木先輩、後輩のおのみものにサーッと薬物混入するのほかに練習器具を盗んだりライバルのパドルに細工したりする人間のクズだった  もう表し方が見つからない程のクズの中のクズ   タトエ勝ッテモ長生キハシタイカ…

Not only did canoeist Suzuki spike his younger teammate's drink, but he stole practice equipment and tampered with his rival's paddles. He's a trash human. I don't have any words for him except that he's the trashiest among trash. Even if you win do you want to have a long life...


鉄血のオルフェンズの何がすごいかって、孤児であることが全くテーマに絡んでこなかったことだよな

What is amazing in the iron bronze Orphans is that no orphan is involved in the theme at all.


鉛筆写実画、ネットで話題

Realistic pencil drawings, Okayama's Mr. Omori is a topic on the net.


「アルマーニか」銀座の小学生に嫌がらせ相次ぐ


「アルマーニか」銀座の小学生に嫌がらせ相次ぐ  クズ野郎出没しとんなー

[Is is Armani?] Continually harassed by primary school kids in Ginza.  The demise of the creepy perv.


銀と息子のウィードと孫のシリウスを合わせた合計やで

This is the sum total when you combine the metal and son weed and the grandchild's Sirius.


スマホアプリにもなってる銀星囲碁・銀星将棋が北朝鮮製だよね。

The Ginsei Igo / Ginsei Shogi that have become smartphone apps were made in North Korea.


銀河系の外に、1兆個の惑星が存在か

Are there 100,000,000 stars outside of our galaxy?


銀の父親のリキだけ１巻しか出てないけど

Only the metal father's tooth in the first volume.


みずほ銀行、勘定系システム移行が6月から開始される「もはや個別企業のシステム案件を超越した、全国民参加型の国家的プロジェクトと位置付けられる」

Mizuho Bank to Change Calculation Systems from June: 'We'd Rank This As Greater Than Simply a System Meant for a Single Company, But a National Project All Citizens Are Involved In'.


銀行で大学生の母親と間違われる悲劇…まだ３３歳…一生口座作らない


ロシアの銀行が独自仮想通貨チンコインを発行

Russian bank issues unique cryptocurrency chincoin.


銀行送金に仮想通貨「ブロックチェーン」技術、スマホで送金 手数料は数百円から1/10程度に大幅引き下げへ  えー！いきなり損なの？しかも**大**損なの！！？  送金時間のメカニズムもきになるけど取引所についてまずググってみます。通貨自体はとりあえずビットコインでいいかなと思ってるけど勉強代が安い通貨があるならそっちでとりあえずやってみるのも手なのかな…。とにかく調べてみる。

"Block chain" cryptocurrency technology to make money transfers, send money with smartphone. The processing fee will go down from a few hundred yen to approximately a tenth of that. What! A loss all of a sudden? And a **huge** loss to boot!!? I'm worried about the mechanism of the transfer time but I'm first going to Google about exchanges. I'm thinking the currency itself can be Bitcoin for now, but it might be worth using a cheap currency just to learn the ropes... I'm just going to research about it first.


銀行送金に仮想通貨「ブロックチェーン」技術、スマホで送金 手数料は数百円から1/10程度に大幅引き下げへ  現金→取引所→購入の流れだけでも間違って酷い手段選ぶと最悪数割近く手数料で持っていかれる  そして暴騰した直後のタイミングで買うと暴落して最悪半値とかになったりする  買うなとは言わないが実態は株を買うようなものだと思ったほうが良いです

Bank transfer to "blockchain" technology cryptocurrency, smartphone transfer fee drastically cut down to 1/10 from several hundred yen  It's only the flow of Cash → Exchange → Buy, but if you make a mistake you can easily be taken away by the commission charges  And when you buy during a rush, the price can easily crash back down to half, etc  I won't say not to buy it, but it's better to think of it as buying stocks


Let’s place AI (artificial intelligence) into guns.


銃乱射を生き残った高校生たちに全米から誹謗中傷なぜ？

Why is so much criticism of high school students who survived shootings coming from America?


「銃が人を殺すのではない」は真実か？

Is it the truth that “guns do not kill people”?


銃撃から隠れてるって？電話していい？  うわこれは最悪

You're hiding from a shootout? Can I phone you? Ugh, this is the worst.


銃の自由所持を尊重する憲法があるから

It's because the constitution values freedom to own guns.


鋼の錬金術師ってあれね、漫画のやつね

Movie "Fullmetal Alchemist" positive reviews under suspicion of being created by studio, trending.


ふゆ  ツーカー錠みたいなの欲しい

I want one like the Winter Tuuka tablets.


さっき『ハバネロ錬金術師』という言葉を思い出して10秒くらい笑ってた

Previously I remembered the term 'Habanero pepper alchemist' and laughed for about 10 seconds.


録画すらさせてくれなかったorz


鎮痛剤「オピオイド危機」の現実

The reality of painkillers aka "The Opioid Crisis".


鎮痛薬のイブプロフェンに男性不妊と関係の疑い  その考えはなかったわｗ   　   …なかったわ

The analgesic Ibuprofen is implicated in male infertility.  I hope not...


長崎県議が理事長を努める社会福祉法人の福祉施設では、職員らが定期的に議員に献金していた 「給料日に封筒を配って寄付を集めている」「仕事を失いたくないので、しかたなく」「寄付が遅れると幹部に催促された」 20年以上前から総額2億円以上  生き血すすってんなあ

At the welfare facility of the social welfare corporation where this Nagasaki Prefectural Assembly member serves as board chairman, the staff members made regular donations to him. It was said, "On payday, an envelope would be passed around, and donations would be collected." "I didn't want to lose my job, so it couldn't be helped." "If you were late with your donation, management would demand it from you." This went on for over 20 years, and a total of over 200 million yen was collected. He really sucked the lifeblood out of them!


長時間出してれば見飽きるし粗も見えてくるし

If it goes on for too long it will become jaded and crude.


長時間スマホ？なぜか福井の高校生、視力最悪  鯖江で眼鏡作ってるので地産地消が進む？

Long time using Smart phone? For some reason, Fukui high school students have the worst vision.  They're making glasses in Sabae, so local production for local consumption will increase?


それで長期間民主主義のふりをした独裁体制敷いてるんだからすげえな

That's why I'm laying dictatorshpi systems pretending to be democracy for a long time.


長さ測ってぴったりの高さにした

I measured the length and made it just the right height.


フィデル・カストロの長男がキューバで自殺  うつは辛い

Fidel Castro's eldest son commits suicide in Cuba  Depression is harsh


長距離巡航ミサイル「国産化」を検討 ３４年度試作品完成目指す 敵基地攻撃能力保有を視野  対中戦想定してるんだろうけど  先に水爆落とされるかサイロ破壊されたら終い  その時代までアメリカが同盟国であるかもわからんから  あせってるんだろうな  きちんと手順踏んでるなら文句はないが  ボンクラ安倍は暴走してるから一切認められない

Investigation into "domestically manufacturing" super long range cruise missiles. Aiming to complete a prototype from 1964. Looking for power to destroy enemy bases. I guess they were probably thinking about a war with China, but if they dropped hydrogen bombs first and blew up the missile silos then it would all be over. At the time they didn't know if the US was an ally or not, so they were probably worried. If they go through the proper steps then I don't have any problem with it, but that crazy Abe acts rashly, so I am completely against it.


長野五輪の銅メダリストを逮捕

Nagano bronze medalist Uematsu was arrested.


長野は県章っぽくなくてびっくりした

I was surprised at how the symbol for Nagano Prefecture doesn't look like a prefecture symbol at all.


長い間使ってきた電動歯ブラシが充電できていないことが増えてきたのでいつ買ったのか調べたら2007年だった  アナル刺激用？

The electric toothbrush that I have used for a long time doesn't work anymore. I've heard this happens to a lot of people. When I looked into it, it turns out that I bought it in 2007. Can you use that for anal stimulation?


カピバラ長風呂対決に5頭挑戦

Capybara long baths match, Showdown against five challengers Tochigi Representative Peko, three consecutive victories over three minutes.


「閃乱カグラ PEACH BEACH SPLASH」，DLCで「ネプテューヌ」が参戦  アズレンといいコラボは割と気合入ってる感じなのに本家はリメイクばかりなのはなんでなのん…

"Neptune" joins in battle in the DLC for "Senran Kagura: Peach Beach Splash"  Even though the good combo with Azuren shows a lot of spirit, it makes you wonder why it is just a remake...


オリンピック開会式がすごくLLLを感じる  モルゲッソヨ

The Olympics opening ceremony seems too LLL Bullet Man


ピョンチャンオリンピック 開会式 聖火台に火をともしたのはキム・ヨナさん  白い虎や人面鳥が登場   巨大スマホを持って踊り   OAR = Olympic Athlete from Russia   日本の服が蛍光赤で開場も蛍光色が多くて、目がチカチカした   トンガ人が氷点下で半裸   韓国と北朝鮮の選手団が同時入場     キムヨナがスケートしながら聖火点灯  　   ジャニーズみたいな踊り   桑子「閉会式」と言い間違い

Pyeongchang Olympic Games Opening Ceremony.  It was Kim Yuna who lit the torch.  There were white tigers and bird masks.  Someone was carrying a giant smarphone while dancing.   OAR = Olympic Athlete from Russia. The Japanese clothes were fluorescent red, and the venue was filled with fluorescent colours. It was dazzling.  The Tongans were half naked even in the cold.  The North and South Korean teams entered the stadium together as Kim Yuna skated over to light the torch. The dance was like a Johnnies. Kuwako mistook it for the closing ceremony.


開催中の「平壌五輪」？ツイッターで地名の取り違え急増  テレビ見てたら画面下に流れる応援ツイートで   ピョンヤン頑張れ！って言ってる人いて吹いた   検閲されなかったんだな・・・

The ongoing "Pyongyang Olympics"? Sudden increase in the place name being misidentified. I was watching TV and the support tweet scrolling along the bottom said, "Do your best in Pyongyang!" Hahaha. I guess they don't bother checking the tweets...


プレミアムフライデー 開始から１年も定着進まず  なぜ定着すると思ったのか

Why did you think that it will be established if it still hasn't been estableshed after 1 year since the premium Friday started


サブミ開いたら完結してた

The submission was open so I finished it.


ソフトウェア開発なんて会社員じゃなくてもできるだろ


きららファンタジア開発の内部状況貼る  漫画にすると角が取れるｗ

it's relaxing when I read a comic of the internal situation at Kirara Fantasia Development.


ひたすら「ルートボックス」を開け続ける風刺ゲーム『I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling』発売。僅かな高揚と大きな虚無感を味わう  早速やってるけどめっちゃ楽しい

The satirical game in which you repeatedly open loot boxes "I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling" goes on sale. Experience mild excitement and crushing emptiness. I tried it right away, and it's a lot of fun.


閑話休題。面白ジョーク？見つけた。


ここは間を取って白ブリーフで

Let's split the difference and go with white briefs.


まだ間に合え！流行りそうでギリギリ流行ってないバーチャルYouTuberに流行る前から注目してた顔をするためのお勧めn選


うとうとしてたらいつの間にか日付かわっとるんやが？  ひ？

When dozing off I suddenly noticed that\\nthe date had changed.


どこでどう間違えて、こんなにも悲惨な人生になっちゃったのかな

How and where did I make such a mistake to become such a miserable life?


どこでどう間違えて、こんなにも悲惨な人生になっちゃったのかな  かなしい

How did I make such a mistake, and end up with such a miserable life, I wonder  So sad


もともとツクール関係なかったソフトをデジカ繋がりで

It's a tool you can use to create ADV and light novel games without any programming knowledge.


The search for official witnesses continues.


おまえらは関心ないだろうが一昨日ぐらいからネットで話題になってた絵本作家のぶみの糞歌詞「あたしおかあさんだから」について横山だいすけお兄さんが謝罪  今子育て真っ最中だけど、なんでこの歌詞って怒ららるんだろうね。  2番にお父さんだからで同じ内容欲しいとは思うけど、たまに夫婦で子供が居なかったらもっと遊べたのにねって懐かしむことは多い

None of you seem interested, but around two days ago, this crappy song by an illustrator was all over the net.  Older brother Daisuke Yokoyama has apologised about 'Because I'm a mother'. We are in the middle of bringing up children, so why did that song make us so angry. One reason is because we would like a no.2 similar song 'because I'm a father.' But also because married couples start to think about all the free time they would have if children didn't arrive.\\n


おまえらは関心ないだろうが一昨日ぐらいからネットで話題になってた絵本作家のぶみの糞歌詞「あたしおかあさんだから」について横山だいすけお兄さんが謝罪  子どもに依存する母親の歌ね  毒親の歌といってもいいか  この歌に影響されるようなうっかりさんな女性が出ないことを願う

I don't know if any of you care, but Daisuke Yamada issued an apology because of Nobumi, the the picture book author who caused controversy on the Internet two days ago over her horrible song lyrics, "Because I'm the mom". It's a song about a mother who depends on her children, you could even call it a song about toxic parenting. I hope it doesn't influence any thoughtless women who happen to hear it.


ビットコインへの関心薄れる、検索件数も激減

Interest in bitcoin fades, the number of searches sharply decreases, is it because it's not profitable?


関東大震災の「朝鮮人虐殺はなかった」という人びと

People that say the massacre of the North Koreans never happened at the Great Kanto Earthquake are the same kind of people that read revisionist history.


関東あたりまでの川底はかなりベクレってるから

The river beds around the Kanto region are fairly radioactive [?


関東甲信中心に大雪のおそれ

Chance of heavy snow focused in the Kanto Koushin Region.


関西大学のグループが摩擦で発電に成功 環境に優しい発電機として今後も改良に挑む  そうです（なぜか怒っている）

Kansai University group seems to challenge improvement as an environmentally friendly generator succeeding in power generation by friction (why I am angry)


関西大学のグループが摩擦で発電に成功 環境に優しい発電機として今後も改良に挑む  擦れ！擦れ！亀頭を！マスタベイションのエナジーで  燈せ！燈せ！明かりを！闇を照らせよ

Group of Kansai University succeeded in generating electricity with friction as we continue to improve as an environmentally friendly generator! Sharpen! Scrub glens! Illuminate with the energy of masterbase! Lights! A light! Shine the darkness


ゆっ ゆっゆっ ゆうくん ゆっ ゆっゆっ ゆうくん…  ゆうくんは関西資本

Yu, Yu, Yu, hey Yu, Yu. Yu is a real asset to the Kansai area.


関西限定「忖度まんじゅう」10月まで８万箱爆売れ  これこの前お土産で貰った

Limited to the Kansai area only. “Sontaku Manjuu (name of treat)” is being sold like crazy until October for 80,000 yen. I received  it as a souvenir a little while back.


関連会社っていうならサイゾー系列であるリテラも同じようなものじゃん

Talking about associated businesses, the Cyzo conglomeration LITERA is pretty similar.


【閲覧注意】大草原の殺人家族「ベンダー家」！

[Viewer discretion advised] Prairie murder family "Bender Family"!


【閲覧注意】毎日6リットルの炭酸を飲んだ男の歯はどうなるのっと

[Graphic Warning] What happens to a man's teeth after drinking 6 liters of carbonated drinks everyday.


闘える君らの生きがいができて


ガンで闘病中だったラッパーのECDさんが57歳で亡くなる  うそ…  RIP

ECD, who had been fighting a battle with cancer, died at age 57. No way... RIP.


阪神・淡路大震災から２３年 「あの日」を胸に祈りの朝  まー今思えば津波も放射能もなくてまだ助かった方だわ。ようけ死んだけどな。  これと併せてルミナリエも、来年も続きますように。

From the Great Hanshin Awaji Earthquake 23 years ago.  That memorable morning when we said all those prayers.  When compared to today's situation we can be thankful there was no tsunami or radiation.  Though the dead were just as dead.  Luminairie will also be continuing next year.


防衛相、迎撃実験の失敗認める「うまくいかなかった」

Minister of Defense, acknowledges error in counterattack test "It did not go well".


防衛相、迎撃実験の失敗認める「うまくいかなかった」  懐事情ってのは双方にある  だから片方だけが振り回されるって事はありえないんだ

Minister of Defense.  Failure of intercept experiment confirmed.'It didn't go well'  There are always two sides to any incident.  If only one side turns back nothing will happen.


The Ministry of Defense explains it as "New".


防衛費負担で対日批判＝「不公平」と議論蒸し返す－米大統領  君んちの都合でいる軍隊じゃろ

Bashing Japan over the defense cost burden is 'unfair', and a rehash of old arguments. US President.  The army is there for you.


防衛費負担で対日批判＝「不公平」と議論蒸し返す－米大統領  日本人ごときが対等だと思って接して来たら、俺ならキレて死ぬまで顔面殴ると思う

U.S covering Japan's defense budget was criticised by a U.S president while it was countered to being "unfair" If I see Japan thinking they're on the same level with the U.S I'll be furious.


イノベーションを阻害する「技適」。経団連などが規制改革要望を提出→疎外された例:Google Glassの実証実験ができなかった。MS HoloLensを使ったMRの開発が一年ストップ。Androidのリファレンス機が販売されない。  それ技適なんも関係ないだろ

The "standards compliance" that is stifling innovation. Japan Business Federation and others file requests for regulatory reform → Examples of hindrance: Demonstration of Google Glass was impossible. Development of MR using MS HoloLens was stopped for one year. Android reference machines aren't being sold. Those cases of standards compliance don't matter.


よっぽど降らないのか埼玉


降霊術師の妄想  ホモなの

Denication of a Necromancer I'm a homosexual


降霊術師の妄想  じゃない

Wild ideas of a spiritualism teacher  It's not


Technical trainee for decontamination work, Vietnamese male "There was no explanation."


除雪作業中、重機オペレーター死亡。疲労ピーク、心肺停止で見つかる  休めない職場は叩かれてなくて思わずニッコリした   本当糞だな＾＾

While clearing away snow, heavy machinery operator dies. Having been severely fatigued, he was found to have gone into cardiac arrest. I couldn't help but smile that workplaces with no days off aren't getting bashed. What a piece of shit ＾＾


お陰で仕事がらみには嫌でも使わにゃならん

Because I do not want to work for my work, I will not use it


お陰で仕事できるようになるまでかなり時間がかかった気がする

Because of that I feel like it took me quite a while until I was able to work.


Police inspector offers disciplinary actions: A young athletic association system.


陰湿で根暗で洞窟の毒シメジのような日本人は煽るのも得意だから、会社員も信用できないけれどな

As Japanese are like cave poison shimaji is dangerous.


陸地に住んでるままで服を着だして牡蠣とか魚とか食べるって発想はでないと思うんよね

It doesn't seem farfetched that while living on land they started wearing clothes and started eating oysters and fish.


テレビドラマ『陸王』放送前にあれだけ番宣したにも関わらず最終回の視聴率は２０%ギリギリだった

Despite such advertisement before airing, ratings for TV drama "Rikuo" barely reached 20%  Huh?


陸自２佐がコンビニ強盗容疑 埼玉県警逮捕、容疑は否認  佐官が強盗…… いっそ誰かにはめられたと言われた方が納得できる

2 people from the JGSDF are suspected for a convenience store robbery.  Saitama prefecture police arrest, the suspects in denial.  A field officer involved in a robbery... if I was told that someone had framed him, I would agree.


陸自２佐がコンビニ強盗容疑 埼玉県警逮捕、容疑は否認  信用失墜しきってる埼玉県警は？否認してるのにすげえ勢いで切り捨てるな   やっぱこの組織日本軍だわ

Two people from the army were arrested by the Saitama Police arrested on suspicion of robbing a convenience store.  The suspects denied involvement.  Are the Saitama police losing credibility?  Even though they denied it, don't be too eager to throw it away.  The Japanese military  is that kind of organisation.


陸自ヘリ墜落 また被害者ネット中傷 負傷少女の父に  自衛隊には文句いうなって風潮になっていく

A Ground Self Defense Force helicopter crashed. The victims are being slandered on the internet again. There is a trend to not criticize a girl’s father and the Self Defense Force.


陸路で大陸とつなげてほしい。

Japan is a special case being an island nation.


ポカポカ陽気で花粉が大量飛散!

Balmy weather causes pollen to spread all over!


it seems that there was no gap involved.


際立つ自民議員の外交音痴ぶり  台湾頑張れの何処が問題なんだよw もう少し頭使えよ。問題になってるのは台湾総統呼称の方だろ。

LDP assembly members' feigning ignorance of foreign affairs stands out: just what the hell was wrong with saying "Go for it, Taiwan?" LOL. Use your brains a little, geez. The real problem was how they referred to the president of Taiwan.


おっしゃ障害年金ゲットだぜ

Alright, I'm getting a disability pension.


障害ある従業員に「幼稚園児以下」 スーパーに賠償命令  不当判決！   人間性を否定されてたったの22万ぽっちって何だよ！

Supermarket that told a disabled employee that he was "less than a kindergartener" ordered to pay compensation  It's an unfair ruling!  No way, he was treated inhumanely and only received 220,000 yen!


障害ある従業員に「幼稚園児以下」 スーパーに賠償命令  いいんだよ、無理に地位にしがみ付いて「できます、やります」でストレス溜めてさらに下に当たるようになったら人間終わりだって気づかないと   下がみんな言う事聞かなくなれば困るのは上役も同じなのに、みんな全自動忖度機と化してて馬鹿みたい

Supermarket who said "more useless than a kindergartener" to a disabled employee ordered to pay damages  That's great, if you are forcibly attached to your position and amassing stress from repeating "I can do it, I will do it", you have to realize that humans can't take anymore once they hit the bottom  If you don't listen to what everyone under you says, the boss will also be in trouble, it looks like everyone is stupid and becoming a fully automated assumption machine


In developed  countries, it is an ethical imperative to take a developed view, and listen sincerely to the women's claims when it comes to evaluating HR policies.


コミュ障特有の意味不明な行動をなくしていこうと思う  むーり

I am thinking of quitting illogical behavior that is because of communication disorder but it is impossible.


コミュ障特有の意味不明な行動をなくしていこうと思う

I hope we can stop meaningless behaviour specific to communication barriers.


なお障碍者は見殺しにします

I will be lost when the Sumo Association collapses" still disabled people will be killed.


They're aiding them by hiding something.


隣の人はどんな夕食を食べてるの？


"My neighbors are death row prisoners" A newly built apartment building that's being talked about on the net.


“隣人は死刑囚” 一部ネットで話題の新築マンション  あーこれはアレフの拠点化待ったなしだな

"My neighbour is on death row" a new apartment building turning into a topic at some parts of the internet. Ah now's the chance to make it into an Aleph base.


うるさい隣人と遂に切れた人

A person who's fed up with his noisy neighbors


隣の部屋から、壁越しに灰色さんの楽しそうな笑い声が聞こえる、、つらい、、  ワロタ

You can hear Mr Grey's happy  laughter in the next room through the wall.  Boring. LOL


雅楽論文数はまだ世界一位のはず

The scientific (kagaku) paper count is sixth in the world, but the old Japanese court music (gagaku) paper count must still be number one in the world.


集中審議で、ある質問に太田理財局長がいらだちながら全力否定

Annoyed director Tadashi Ota responds to the question with a full denial after an extensive investigation.


「それはいくらなんでも」 集中審議で、ある質問に太田理財局長がいらだちながら全力否定  まさしくあきれはてたな･･････  忠告するが君は（画像略

'However much it is' After an intensive investigation, Director Tadashi Oda hotly denies the allegation.  Perhaps he was tired.... The warning is you (thumbnail image)  \\n