集団準強姦容疑の慶大生６人、横浜地検が不起訴処分に。地検は処分理由を明らかにしていない  地検「未来を背負う若者はこれぐらい元気じゃないとな！(お父さんによろしく)」

Yokohama district prosecutor decides not to prosecute six Keio university students over allegations of group rape scandal. Prosecutor is not making reasons public. Prosecutor: "These young people are our future! If they don't keep healthy and fuck, we're lost! Give my best to their parents."


集団準強姦容疑の慶大生６人、横浜地検が不起訴処分に。地検は処分理由を明らかにしていない  アベさんサンキュー　これも民意

Six Keio University students suspected of group incapacitated rape, Yokohama District Public Prosecutor's Office elects not to prosecute. The District Public Prosecutor's Office did not disclose the reason for not prosecuting. Abe, thank you. This is also the will of the people.


集まりくる干し柿  ほちい  干し柿だいすき

I want gathered dried persimmon. I love dried persimmon.


【雑】冬だ！師走だ！土曜日は映画の雑談スレの日だ！WWは良かったジャスティスリーグ！ビビらせる系の怖さIT！KUBO！CGゴジラ！ごちうさ！実写・鋼の錬金術師！ほかにもいろいろやってるぞ  今日BS11でガルパン劇場版20:00から

[Rough Winters! It's December! Saturday is a chatting thread day for movies! WW was good justice League! Fear to threaten IT! KUBO! CG Godzilla! wrong handling! Live photography · Full metal alchemist! we do many other things. Today at BS 11,Garpan theater version at 20: 00


【雑】冬だ！師走だ！土曜日は映画の雑談スレの日だ！WWは良かったジャスティスリーグ！ビビらせる系の怖さIT！KUBO！CGゴジラ！ごちうさ！実写・鋼の錬金術師！ほかにもいろいろやってるぞ  クリーピー 偽りの隣人見たんだけど、ある物の設定や警察のあれこれなどが気になってあまり楽しめなかった   でも後から思い返してちょっと怖かった       香川照之と藤野涼子が良かった

[Misc.] It's winter! It's December! Saturday's thread is for chatting about movies! WW was good. Justice League! IT was all about trying to scaring you! KUBO! CG Godzilla! GochiUsa! Live action Full Metal Alchemist! A bunch of other movies are on right now. I watched Creepy: The Lying Next Door Neighbor, but I was distracted by the settings and stuff about the police so I couldn't really enjoy it. But I thought about it later and I got a little scared. Teruyuki Kagawa and Ryoko Fujino was good.


【雑】土曜日は久しぶりの映画の雑談スレの日！日本では検閲されてるシェイプ・オブ・ウォーター！アフリカの謎国家ブラックパンサー！ハネケ新作ハッピーエンド！スリー・ビルボード！グレイテスト・ショーマン！空海！岡田麿里監督作さよ朝！カネがないやつは映画サブレでセッション観よう  あれもこれだけは見る、あとぷりきゅあも割と見たいのだがどうすれば…

[Miscellaneous] Saturday marks the return of the movie discussion thread! Censored in Japan was The Shape of Water! The African nation of Wakanda in Black Panther! Haneke's new film Happy End! Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri! The Greatest Showman! Kukai! Okada Mari's Maquia: When the Promised Flower Blooms! People without money can go to the movie subreddit to watch a session. After watching this and that I also kind of want to watch PreCure, so I wonder what I should do...


雑炊でもソバでもなんでもいいんだけど色々手頃だからラーメンになるだけで

Zōsui or soba or whatever is fine but since they're all suitable, they just get made into ramen.


ミニストップ、とうとうドスケベ雑誌の取り扱い中止。

Mini Stop will finally stop carrying adult magazines.


雑誌「映画芸術」がベスト映画から「アニメ」を除外した

'Cinema art' Magazine leaves out animations in its best movie evaluation.


雑談多めでテンポ悪いから漫画向きじゃなくね

It goes off topic too much and the pace is too slow so I don't think it's suited to be a manga.


雑談とか、好きに使え。チンポストにしとくから

Buy the magazines and stuff if you want to.


雑談とか、好きに使え。チンポストにしとくから  LLLerモテる説

Feel free to use the chat or whatever. I'll just make a penis post. The reason for LLLer popularity.


雑談とか、好きに使え。チンポストにしとくから  はきだそう

Small talk all you want. I will put it in the dick post. I am going to throw up.


雑談とか、好きに使え。チンポストにしとくから  吹雪いてる

Use stuff like "discussions" as you like. I'm just going to put dick posts here. It's snowing like crazy.


雑談とか、好きに使え。チンポストにしとくから  筑前煮作ってた   すぐ汁半分くらい捨てて水入れたけどしょっぱかった

Chat and so on, use it as you like. Prepared for chimposting  I made a chicken vegetable stew  I immediately threw out about half the broth and put in water, but it was salty


雑談とか、好きに使え。チンポストにしとくから  これ花粉症じゃあ無くて風邪だ・・  せっかくの土日に・・・。  ジブリの大博覧会って企画展にいこうと思ってたのに、って今調べたらまだ始まってなかった4月からだ

Use small talk as you wish. I will use Chin Post.  This is a cold, not pollen allergies.  It is the weekend too... \\nI am thinking of planning Ghibli Studios Exhibitions. However, even if I do, it is already April and it hasn’t started yet.


雑貨屋で欲しいものがあるたびに部屋掃除しなきゃって思う

Every time I want something in a  store, I think I need to clean my room.


クソ雑魚国民が上級様に一人で逆らっても、上級様＋同じクソ雑魚国民からフルボッコくらって沈んでいく

Even though a piece of shit Japanese goes against the upper management alone, same level of crappy Japanese + upper management will beat the shit out of you and bury you deep.


離婚した知人が転居するとき


あべぴょんに難病があるとしたら頭じゃね

If there's something about Abe that can't be cured, it's got to be his head.


雪印コーヒーにつかれるお風呂 発売55年記念で誕生  ユネッサンかと思った

Bathing in Snow Brand Coffee  Commemoration of the 55th anniversary  I thought “Is this Yunessan?”


雪なのでニーハイブーツ履いて行ったらえろいねっていわれました

It was snowing so I put on knee high boots.


雪と氷の世界「霧氷」の投稿映像  橋幸夫かな？

Posted footage of the world of snow and ice "hard rime"  Is it Yukio Hashi?


雪男イエティの正体はクマ、進化史まで解明      　　　　　 　 ＿＿＿＿     　　　　　  ノ　　　　　　 ヽ     　　　 　 /　　／　　　＼ ヽ     　　　　 |　　　　( _●_)　 　ヽ　　ｽﾎﾟｯ     　　 （⌒ヽ;"''i'"i'''i"'i''"∩⌒)     　　　.i　　|　 !　! !　!　 |　　|     　　　|　　|∩＿＿＿∩　　|　ﾌﾟﾊｰ     　　　|　　i| ノ 　　　U　ヽ　i     　　　|　 /　　─　　　─ | ! 　イエティのふりをするのも疲れたクマー     　　　!　 |　U　　( _●_)　ミ     　　　ヽ 彡、　　 |∪|　　ﾉ     　　　　＼　　　　ヽノ　 /

Evolutionary history eluded that the identity of the abominable yeti is a bear.\\n　　　 　 ＿＿＿＿     　　　　　  ノ　　　　　　 ヽ     　　　 　 /　　／　　　＼ ヽ     　　　　 |　　　　( _●_)　 　ヽ　　ｽﾎﾟｯ     　　 （⌒ヽ;"''i'"i'''i"'i''"∩⌒)     　　　.i　　|　 !　! !　!　 |　　|     　　　|　　|∩＿＿＿∩　　|　ﾌﾟﾊｰ     　　　|　　i| ノ 　　　U　ヽ　i     　　　|　 /　　─　　　─ | ! 　イBear who is tired of pretending to be a yeti.    　　　!　 |　U　　( _●_)　ミ     　　　ヽ 彡、　　 |∪|　　ﾉ     　　　　＼　　　　ヽノ　 /


雪しょぼくて良かったなぁコミケ

Comiket aren't you glad there wasn't that much snow.


雪すごすぎて街歩いてるだけなのに山登りしてる気分

The snow is beyond amazing, just walking around the town feels like mountain climbing.


雪降ってないから雪かきごっこするわ

It's not snowing outside so I will imitate snow plowing.


雪かきする→雪が降る→雪が積もる→雪かきする→雪が降る→雪が積もる→雪が  溶かすんだ雷電。

Shovel snow → snow falls → snow accumulates → shovel snow → snow falls → snow accumulates → snow melts, thunder and lightening.


雷句誠「東京の家、買ってください。２億円でお得です」  RCかなと思ったら木造なんだね。でも変じゃないし売れるんじゃないかな

Raiku Makoto "Please buy my house in Tokyo. I'll give you a special deal of 2 hundred million yen." I thought it might be made of reinforced concrete, but it turns out it's made of wood. But it isn't strange, and I imagine it'll probably sell.


「電光超人グリッドマン」が新作アニメに、2018年秋放送へ

“Gridman: The Hyper Agent” is going to be broadcasted in the fall of 2018 as a new anime.


電子の漫画販売が紙超える  電子書籍って読書体験を変えるものとして語られがちだけど、購入体験を変える側面の方が本質だよね。  一巻を買って面白かったら、1分で二巻を買って読める。漫画との相性が抜群に良い。

Electronic manga sales overtake paper. I tend to talk about how electronic books change the reading experience, but the buying experience changes this aspect. If you buy the first volume and it's interesting, you can buy the second volume in a minute and read it. The compatibility with manga is exceptionally high.


アンドロイドは電気山羊の夢を見るか？


電気毛布暖かいのでおすすめ

Electric blankets are warm so I would recommend them.


はいはい、電気羊は夢見ません

Yeah, yeah, electric sheep do not dream.


電波ソングブームの先駆け『さくらんぼキッス』は黒歴史？ 作詞者・KOTOKO「あれは今後、お葬式で流すだけにして（笑）」  あれは…歌詞もそうだけどMVが黒ってレベルじゃない

A pioneer of radio wave song boom, "Black Cherry Kiss," is part of black history? Lyricist・KOTOKO "lets just shed it at the funeral int he future (haha)" That is... the lyrics are like that too, but MV is not black level.


ソフトバンクが電波法違反


電磁的記録頒布容疑で逮捕

“It was fun and I wanted money.” She was arrested on suspicion of digital distribution (of lewd photos).


電線から火花 トラブル相次ぐ 先週の強風の影響か  今日も雨と風強いビニール傘壊れるわ

Incidents of sparks flying from power lines continue. Perhaps due to last week's strong winds. Today the rain and wind is strong too so my umbrella's going to break.


電脳老女が腰叩きながらデータ運んでる図

Image of the old computer mistress having a bad back and carrying my data


「電話が怖い」若者たち（上）

Young people who think that "phones are scary" (above).


「電話が怖い」若者たち（上） 「まずメール」 仕事に支障も  慣れ

The young people above are saying, “I am scared of the telephone.” “First use email.” It will hinder your work. Get use to it.


電車で僕の両隣二席分座られない

The seats on my both sides have not been sat by anyone on a train.


電車で泣いた他人の赤ちゃんの首絞める ２２歳男逮捕「苦しくなくなると思って…」  リョナものとか読んでそう

22 year old boy who strangled a stranger's crying baby on a train was arrested「I thought that they would be suffering...」He seems like the type that would be reading リョナ


電通がネット広告に毒されるだけで

The "employee" he corresponded with had a business card with a Twitter account listed...


ブロガーはあちゅう 電通時代のセクハラ・パワハラを証言 有名社員さん「俺に気に入られる絶好のチャンスなのに体も使えないわけ？ その程度の覚悟でうちの会社入ったの？ お前にそれだけの特技あるの？ お前の特技が何か言ってみろ」「あいつは下手だからもっとうまい女を紹介しろ。底辺の人間の知り合いは底辺だな。お前もセックス下手なんだろ。彼氏がかわいそうだ」  ひどいのうｗ

A blogger's testimony over sexual harassment and power play in the digital age. A well known company official.  Even though I have such a perfect opportunity to do something I enjoy, is that a reason for using  bodies?  Did you join our company with that attitude? Is that your only skill?  Tell me what you are good at.'\\n'You are useless, so introduce me to a more skillful woman.  Low lives associate with low lives.  You're also useless in bed. I pity him'.  Awful.


ブロガーはあちゅう 電通時代のセクハラ・パワハラを証言 有名社員さん「俺に気に入られる絶好のチャンスなのに体も使えないわけ？ その程度の覚悟でうちの会社入ったの？ お前にそれだけの特技あるの？ お前の特技が何か言ってみろ」「あいつは下手だからもっとうまい女を紹介しろ。底辺の人間の知り合いは底辺だな。お前もセックス下手なんだろ。彼氏がかわいそうだ」  デジャブだと思ったら岡村隆史が~~クマエリ~~熊田曜子拉致監禁した話にそっくりだよ   人格被ってんな、あーすっきりした

Blogger Haachuu gives testimony about sexual harassment and power harassment from her time at Dentsu. Famous employee "This is a great chance to catch my favor, but you won't use your body? You entered this company without being willing to make that commitment? Are you really skilled enough for that? Tell me what makes your skills so great." "That one wasn't good for me so introduce me to another woman. It takes a low class person to know a low class person. You are probably bad at sex too, right? Your poor boyfriend." I thought it was deja vu, since it was exactly like the story of Okamura Takashi abducting and imprisoning ~~ Kumaeri ~~ Kumada Yoko. Lining them up like that, it fits perfectly.


電通関連企業の不買やるわ

I won't buy anything from any company affiliated with Dentsu.


震災避難所でも似たような話あったよな確か

At earthquake evacuation centers, too, there tends to be similar talk.


エロすぎるジャズピアニスト、露出度が高すぎて演奏どころじゃない  ピアノうまいの腹立つｗ

That Jazz pianist is too erotic. He/she is showing too much skin and it is not appropriate for a recital. I am mad that he is good at piano.


(Osamu Omae)\\nThere has been an increase in people who boast about one’s own faults.


まあもうすぐ青健法出るけど


青汁飲んだら寿命伸びるかな


青空文庫、今年も大勢の作者がパブリック・ドメインに追加。新村出や吉田茂など。なお日本とＥＵ間の経済連携協により著作権が70年に伸びそうな模様。そうなれば20年間ハッピー・パブリック・ドメイン・デイはない…  小説村が出来る方が早そうですねクォレワ

Aozora Bunko, a lot of authors also added this year to the public domain. Aramura and Shigeru Yoshida etc. It seems that copyright is likely to grow in 70 years by economic partnership cooperation between Japan and the EU. If so, there is no Happy Public Domain Day for 20 years ... It seems to be better for a novel village , someone who is able to do .


青空に男性器を描いたパイロット、クビを免れる  なにそのお線香？

The pilot who drew a male appendage avoided being fired. What is that? It just looks like smoke from incense.


Shizuoka governor proposes constitutional reform.


静岡知事が憲法改正案 富士山を国土統合の象徴として憲法に書き込むべきと ／^o^＼  ^^きもちわるい

The governer of Shizuoka proposes constitutional amendment  Says Mt. Fuji should be in the constitution as a symbol of national unity ／^o^＼  ^^This makes me sick


静岡知事が憲法改正案 富士山を国土統合の象徴として憲法に書き込むべきと ／^o^＼  ロボット対決が見られそう

The governor of Shizuoka says the constitution should be revised to integrate Mt. Fuji as a national symbol ／^o^＼  It seems like you'll be able to see a robot showdown


【非常】【再送】【天候】雪  さむええよね

[emergency] [resend] [climate] snow    It’s cold isn’t it


【非常】【再送】【天候】雪


非日常求めて女性も参戦：日経ビジネスオンライン

Women seeking the extraordinary participate as well: Nikkei Business Online.


【非正規の2018年問題】重宝される人材まで...理研のベテラン職員が「雇い止め」に直面

[Irregular problem from 2018] Valuable human capital ... experienced RIKEN staff face the axe.


非モテとかコミュ障の役を美人がやってもぜんっぜん説得力ないよね

If a beautiful person plays a role where they are unattractive or have a communication disorder it doesn't carry any persuasiveness.


ルール面倒なんはイヤどす


面接受けてきた  わぁい


面接官「サターニャとのクリスマスデート中、彼女が寒そうにしているのに気づきました。あなたならどうしますか？」  寒いからそのマフラーの端貸してよと言ってくっつく

Interviewer: "You're out on a Christmas date with Satania, and you notice that she looks cold. What do you do?" Stick with you giving her the scarf because it's cold.


ネウロは面白いからしゃーない

Neuro is interesting so it can't be helped.


ニンジャバットマン、クッソ面白そう


テレビまぁ面白いし便利だけど、でかい数万もする専用機買ってまではいいです

TV is pretty fun and useful, but I don't need it to the point of buying a special device for tens of thousands of yen.


靴下買ったら、いつも履いているのより薄かった。

I bought some socks, and they are thinner than the ones I normally wear.


韓国中部・堤川のスポーツジムのビル火災、２９人死亡。１階駐車場から出火、犠牲者の大半は２階のサウナにいた客  大惨事や。冬は火事が怖いね

Central Korea・Tsutsumi river's sports gym building caught fire, 29 people died.  The fire originated on the first floor,and the majority of the victims were those in the sauna on the second floor.  It's a huge tragedy.  Fires in the winter are scary, aren't they...


韓国中部・堤川のスポーツジムのビル火災、２９人死亡。１階駐車場から出火、犠牲者の大半は２階のサウナにいた客  うう、火事怖い。

Fire in sports gym in Jecheon, North Chungcheong Province, South Korea, 29 dead. Fire started in first floor garage, majority of victims were customers in sauna on second floor. Ugh, fire is scary.


韓国のカフェ 五輪開幕の平昌で犬肉禁止令を軒並み無視  苦肉の策

Korean Cafes Completely Disregard the Dog Meat Ban for the Pyeongchang Olympic Opening   What desperate measures


韓国企業の強み分析記事とかも割とあって今思えば随分マトモだった

There were articles analyzing Korean companies' strengths too, and looking back on it now it was pretty respectable.


韓国のパク前大統領に懲役30年求刑

Prosecution demands 30 years for Park, former president of South Korea.


韓国と北朝鮮、70年の分断が生んだキムチの違い

The difference in kimchi between North and South Korea born from 70 years of separation.


韓国北朝鮮合同選手団入場のとき、そそくさと中腰になって座ろうとする瞬間を撮られる

When Prime Minister Abe was at the joint Korea and North Korea team session, he was snapped bending his body to sit down.


もしかして韓国だけじゃなく国際社会一般で慰安婦問題は日本悪いって感じになってんの？

Is not it not only Korea, but also international society in general has treated Japan as the negative one on comfort women problem, is it?


韓国大統領、中国での演説で南京事件に言及「この苦しい事件に深い共感の思いを持っている」

The President of Korea addressed the Nanjing incident in a speech in China.


韓国左派「政府がベトナムに公式謝罪する時が来た」「大韓民国は安倍の道を進むことはできない」  ジャギからトキへなりつつあるな

South Korean left "Time has come when the government officially apologizes to Vietnam" "Korea can not go on Abe's way" Its going from toki from Jagi


韓国左派「政府がベトナムに公式謝罪する時が来た」「大韓民国は安倍の道を進むことはできない」  韓国の鳩山感ある

According to the Korean left, 'it is time to make an official apology to Vietnam.  The Republic of Korea cannot follow Abe's path'.  Korea agrees with Hatoyama.


韓国憲法改正草案を独自入手、国家社会主義的性格が露わに  ナチスかよ気持ち悪

A Korean draft constitutional amendment was independently acquired. A national socialist figure was exposed. He was a Nazi or something. Makes me sick.


シベリアでも韓国でもベトナムでもいいから海底トンネル掘って、

I want a tunnel that can connect us to Siberia, Korea and Vietnam so we can get to these places by road.


アイカツの音ゲー新バージョン更新したら

Why don't you update Aikatsu's music game to the new version.


アメリカ音楽市場がV字回復､音楽ビジネスの新モデル  タラちゃんグラインドハウスとかヘイトフル8やってたしね〜  まぁ、日本じゃその本質は叶わなかったけどな！

Return of V American music market ,  new model Mr. Tara of music business performs Grindhouse and Hateful 8 Well, this essence did not come true in Japan!


音楽理論の本を買うと大体の内容がCのkey基準で説明されてるんだよね。そんで譜例の下に「ではこの譜例を12key全てで弾けるように譜面に書いて見よう」「この進行を分析して12key全ての対応表を書いてみよう」とか平然とやる気なくす爆弾ぶっこんでくるんだけどさ、よく考えたらで楽譜や表くらい筆者であるテメーが書いて然るべきだろクソボケがって感じだよね

I bought a book on music theory, but most of the explanation was centered around the key of C. There is nothing to the effect of 'lets try writing this exercise so that it can be played in all 12 keys,' or 'Lets analyse this progression and write it in all 12 keys'.


オルタナティヴ音楽の系譜が、美しい「回路基板」のようなポスターに──英デザインスタジオが制作

A British design studio created a beautiful History of Alternative Music poster that is in the form of an electrical circuit diagram.


音に過敏なタイプには地獄

It's hell for people who are sensitive to sounds.


リリカって響きで珍しく感じただけか

Just that "Ririka" feels like it has an unusual sound to it.


この頃は10年後韓国に抜かれる論が盛んだった気がする

Around that time, I think there were many theories that Korea would surpass Japan in 10 years.


この頃の支持率高止まりは単にご飯美味しいれすだけでしょ

The only reason the approval rating is staying high is because the food is delicious, right?


この頃覚えた”テク”を現在時々日本でつかってるｗ

Japan to this day uses this method haha.


バブルの頃なんて金持ちの家の子は一か月で10万くらい使ってたよ

During the bubble kids of rich households used about 100,000 yen per month.


タッチパネルで項目が多すぎて選べないのならメニューを絞っちゃえばいいのにな

I think you should narrow down the menu.


順番を間違ってないか、公立高の部活週休２日に疑問。子供たちの１度きりの青春に、大人が大人の都合で邪魔をしないでほしい。部活でなく、授業を減らせばいい。  やきう民だけど高校野球関係は頭おかしい  頭高野連か？といいたくなる

Isn't this out of order? I question the second day of the weekly holiday for public high school clubs. I wish adults wouldn't interfere with children's one chance at adolescence to convenience themselves. Reduce class time instead of club time. I'm a baseball fan, but involving baseball is strange. It makes me want to say, "Is it the Japan High School Baseball Federation?"


そんな順風満帆な人生を歩みながらLLLにいるって逆に闇深そう

LLLer When your life is such plain sailing, getting into the LLL is so stark by comparison.


預けているだけで金をとられる!? 「口座維持手数料」導入にメガバンク秒読み  口座解約ラッシュで解約手数料で稼ぎそう

Your money can be taken even if you only deposit it!?  The Countdown for Major Banks to Introduce an "Account Maintenance Fee"  And then we'll get a cancellation fee with the mad rush to close our bank accounts.


頑丈なガワを持たせて中身も鉄板を多く使って長持ちを考えた作りになってた

Long ago people made things where the assumption was that they'd need repair, so they were made of solid parts and the insides were dependable so that they would last a long time.


というかよくこいつ領土返還大会に出られるな

But, it's kind of amazing how he'll go to a meeting about returning land.


ロシア領ということで終止符でしょ


あっ、あのサブレは頭のおかしな人の脳内だった…

That sable was the contents of a strang person’s brain... Don’t let young people see it.


はやりすたりにすがる頭の悪い猿を見事に表現できていた

\\nShe portrayed a badly behaved squatting monkey beautifully.


なんか頭がぼんやりして現実感がない

I feel kind of out of it and things don't really feel real.


頭痛がするので私は今頭痛がする美人になってる

I've got a headache, so right now I'm a beauty with a headache.


ロリだと頭が載せられない大きさの人多そう

If it's lolicon, I feel like there'll be a lot of people whose bodies won't be able to support heads.


頭隠して尻隠さず“実践”して逮捕

Someone "puts into practice" the proverb "Don't cover your head and leave your bottom exposed" and gets arrested.


あさイチ「プロのイラストレーターに頼んだら3万円になるところをアマチュアに頼んで2500円！


やっぱり類は友を呼ぶ、気が合う親友は同じ体験に似通った神経反応を見せる事が示される  ア×には国に寄生したり、地位権力の為に正義を売るような連中が寄って来ている(ように俺には思える)

As expected, birds of a feather flock together  It's been demonstrated that people who get along the best show similar reactions under the same experiences  As for A×, in this country the parasitic people who sell justice for the sake of political power are getting closer  (at least I think so)


顧客満足度No1!  Ctrl + Shift + N (Chrome) Ctrl + Shift + P (Firefox)  履歴も Cookie も残らないウインドウに限る！

Customer satisfaction No1! Ctrl + Shift + N (Chrome) Ctrl + Shift + P (Firefox) Only windows that no not have history or cookies!


風上に養毛剤工場をぜひ・・

Please put a hair tonic factory upwind as well...


風俗店で火災、４人死亡１人重体


こっちは風がない分今日はマシ

Today is good weather for not having any wind.


風強い海っぱたに住んでるから霜なんぞ見たことねぇですだ

I live in a coastal region with strong winds, so I've never seen frost myself.


あらゆる風景や場所がヒロイン出現3秒前になる「#主人公レンズ 」  これは発想の勝利やなぁ   がっぽり儲けてもらいたい

It is “Star Lense” where the heroine shows up in various places and scenery 3 seconds beforehand. This is my idea for victory. I want you to bet in large quantities.\\n


風邪に効くらしい  最後の漫☆画太郎みたいな噴射にやられた

It seems to be effective for colds, like the spray like last mangataro really got me.


ラトビアボブスレーでデマが飛び交わないのはなぜだろうか

Why are there so many fake news stories about Latvian bobsledding?


これで飛ぶんならもうすでに安倍内閣なんてとっくになくなってるはずでしょ

If this were enough to fracture it, then the Abe Cabinet would have certainly fallen apart a long time ago.


ハワイで「ミサイル飛来、これは訓練ではない」の緊急警報、人的ミスの誤報  訓練ではないが誤報であった

An emergency broadcast in Hawaii said the following: "A missile is approaching. This is not a drill." However, it was human error. Though it was not a drill, it also was not accurate.


ぼくのぶーぶーのうえにうんこしたでしょ  飛べるからって素手で捕まえられないと思ってんの？   ハト、、、てめーは鈍臭いから素手で余裕なんだ

You pooped on top of my car  Do you think I can't catch you just because you can fly?  Pigeon... you're so slow that I can easily catch you with my bare hands


飛ばし記事、デマ、中傷、ステマ、ゴシップ、悪質まとめとか上げていけばきりがない

Articles without evidence, fake news, slander, stealth marketing, gossip, if you just keep tossing together collections of garbage there is no end.


I ate naan at a curry place run by a Nepali.


『「ガン食事療法本」が「がん患者」を殺す』記事に対するプレジデント社の抗議への回答 | デイリー新潮  反論は新潮にね

Response for President Inc's objection for an article『「Medical diet for Cancer book」is going to kill 「Cancer patients」』 | Daily Shincho Please object to Shincho


It's hard to say what's worse, this or a family of cannibals.


ウナギを食べたい人たちの言い訳  ていうか欧米人がやらかしたのってせいぜい20世紀初頭まででしょ  今 は 2 1 世 紀 ！

An excuse for those who want to eat an eel.  i mean the westerners did it only till the beginning of 20th century, now its the 21st centuary


このインスタント食品のCM結構おもしろい

The instant food commercial is pretty funny.


食品も輸入車もＵＳＪも…新年、値上げの波

Food supplies, foreign cars, and Universal Studios Japan are all going up in price...


ナマケモノ「食べるのめんどくせえから変温動物になるわ」  死ぬときに脱力するの好き

The lazy person says,”it is too much trouble to eat so I will become a cold blooded animal.” I like to drain out my strength when I die.


いっぱい食べる女の子はかわいい  ワァオ


カキ食べ放題の店で集団食中毒、３６人症状 三重・鳥羽  便所住まいのノロエッティになる   オムツを買いに行くためのオムツがない状態で途方に暮れる

Group food posoning incident at an all you can eat oyster restaurant and 6 people were poisoned.A person from Mie prefecture, Toba city does not have diaper to go buy more diaper.


食べ物の絵を見ても余計腹減るだけだろ

If you look at pictures of food you'll only get hungrier.


食肉用の雌牛が逃亡、助命の呼び掛けに660万円集まる

A female beef cow escapes, people donate 6,600,000 yen in response to calls to save its life.


食費も貯金も削れなくなったら次は命を削る番

If you cannot cut the price on food and savings, I will next cut down on my life.


しかし食通に「たとえ死んでも食べたい」と言わしめるほど美味いのでこういう非合法な流通は割と多いし、食べられる店の話も時々噂で聞く

But, it is so tasty that one says "I want to eat even if I die," because it is so delicious, such illegal distribution is quite often, and sometimes  I hear rumors of shops and restaurants where we can eat.


「飢餓状態というストレス」ってオチじゃないだろうなｗ

AMPK is active no matter what type of stress you're under.


ご飯にザクザクのせよう。甘辛のお肉でご飯がすすむ「のっけるふりかけ


とりあえず飲めよお前ら  あぁぁぁぁん？舐めてんのかオラァ  いつでもテメェのstolichnayaなんざ一滴残らず、ぜ～んぶ飲んでやるよ

First off all, take a drink all of you. Aaahhh. Hmm? Are you underestimating me? At any time I'll take your Stolichnaya and drink it down to the last drop.


ムシャクシャするからストゼロ飲んで壺男のゲームやる

I'm irritated so I'm going to drink a Strong Zero and play that game with the guy in the pot.


エナジードリンクを飲む子どもたちに起きている「異変」

"Abnormality" among kids who drink energy drinks.


タコを飲み込もうとしてイルカが窒息死  なんというコラ素材

Shocking article on dolphins gulping down octopus and choking to death.


飲酒運転逮捕、今月だけで100人

Arrests for driving under the influence of alcohol, 100 people this month alone.


飲酒量ハンパなくて脳溶けてるから

He always drank a ton and his mind is melting away.


飲食店主死亡 暴行した客「接客態度が悪い」  こわい

Restaurant owner dead. Assault by customer. "He had a bad attitude with customers." Scary.


飲食店経営に手を出して、ズバリ「地獄にはまった」漫画家の話（折原 みと） | 現代ビジネス  まんがで描いて

A story of a comic artist who "fell into hell" after getting into restaurant management (Mito Orihara) | Gendai business draw in comic


飲食を絶ち、自ら死期を早める患者たち  これは選択としてはあるんだよなあ。父親がそうだった   苦痛はないよ。在宅なら本人の意思に拠るので可能   病院は命を救う所なので無理。介護施設はわからん

Patients who stop eating and drinking may be quickening their own death. This is an option. There is no pain like that my father experienced. Hospitals can save lives, but they depend on the wills of the patients at home, so it's impossible to stop. I don't know the care facilities.


ウナギ養殖業者「ウナギが絶滅すると言っても、その前にわしらが絶滅してまうで」県漁業管理課「特例で採捕期間延長や」  知らないかも知れないけど、ウナギ絶滅したらお前ら結局仕事なくなるんだよ   え？別のに変える？じゃあ今変えろよｗｗｗ      新規参入ストップして、別の業種への移行を補助していけばいいんじゃねと思うけど、ウナギなんかよりマネーの方が大切だもんね！

Eel farmers "They say that eels are going extinct, but we are going to die out first."  Fisheries Management Division "We'll extend the capturing season as a special exception." Perhaps you haven't realized, but you'd lose your job if eels become extinct. What? Switching careers? Then do so now lollollol I'd suggest to prevent new farmers coming into the industry and support them to switch to another industry, but I bet you care more about money than eels!


養豚場で火災、妊娠中のメス豚４０頭が死ぬ  R.I.P.(とんかつたべたい)

Fire at a piggery.  40 pregnant sows died.  RIP (I want to eat pork chops).


まほしょ〜  首がぐきってなった

Mahosho~ My neck has a sudden pain in it


(首を横に降るパイセン)


首相、元TBS記者との交友否定 暴行被害問題巡り  事故死ルート入ったか

The prime minister refuses a friendship with a former TBS reporter. Arguing about victim problems. Did we enter the route of the deadly accident? \\n


首相、元TBS記者との交友否定 暴行被害問題巡り  また友達捨てちゃった（T_T)

The Prime Minister denies any acquaintance with a former TBS reporter.  After the incident with being the victim of assault, he severed the friendship.


首相、公文書管理で新指針  疑惑元が音頭取ってるせいでどこまで本気なのか測りかねる

Prime minister, New guideline for official document management \\nAlleged source is in charge so it is hard to see how serious they are


Delete description of Prime Minister's wife.


首相「妻に確認した。『そんなことは言っていない』ということだった」


首相「巨人負けたら名前を変えるのか。練習するんです」  日本語でオナシャス

Prime minister "If the Giants lose will you change your name? Practice." Please say it in Japanese.


カナダ首相、性的少数者に謝罪 「国家の抑圧」  萌えオタ「おっほ、レズ展開キマシタワーｗｗｗあ？ホモとか誰得？腐女子に媚びてんじゃねーよカス」

Canada's prime minister issues an apology to sexual minorities. "Oppressed by the nation" Moe otaku: "Oh, here come the lesbians LOL. Huh? Who benefits from homos? Don't try to suck up to fujoshi, you trash."


首相、批判報道に不満か…放送の規制緩和に業界は警戒

So the PM is displeased with critical news... Industry on guard in face of broadcast deregulation: "What if their goal is not only the demolition of commercial broadcasting; what if they're looking for programs that support the Prime Minister?


首相、批判報道に不満か…放送の規制緩和に業界は警戒 「民放解体を狙うだけでなく、首相を応援してくれる番組を期待しているのでは。政権のおごりだ」  放送局に圧力かけたつもりなんだろうけど、これは悪手だと思うよ。  これで一番困るのは読売と産経だから。産経はそもそも経営が苦しいし  読売は日テレ・巨人とのトライアングルを崩されると困る。

Prime minister, displeased at critical reporting? ... Business world on guard regarding broadcast deregulating "It isn't just aiming for the dismantling of public broadcasting, but there is an expectation of programs that support the prime minister. Paid for by the administration." It seems like they intended to pressure the broadcast stations, but I think this is wrong. With this the ones in the most trouble are Yomiyuri and Sankei. Sankei had economic issues from the start, and there's worries that Yomiyuri might be crushed by the triangle with Nippon TV / Giants.


首相、沖縄「軽視」と誤読 参院本会議の答弁  これは老眼か何かじゃないかな。  まあ本音が出たとかではなく、単純に読めなかっただけだろう。  次からはフォントを大きくしてもらおう。  ... 自分で考えたことをしゃべってなくて読み上げてるだけというのも問題ではあるが。

Prime Minister, Okinawa, misreadings and 'neglect'. Response from the Upper House plenary session.  This must be some sort of long sightedness from these old people who just couldn't read out something so simple.  Lets give them a bigger font next time.  Its not expressing thoughts that's the problem, its reading aloud.


首相が私邸周辺を散歩 「気持ち良かった」  政治的さんぽ

Prime minister walking near his residence "That felt good." Political stroll.


首相が私邸周辺を散歩 「気持ち良かった」  権威の確認行為じゃない？   首相がお散歩なされた→寒波のニュースが多いけど首相がお散歩するほど実は暖かい→暖かいと景気が良い→お金つかおう→アベノミクス！→アベノミクス達成した俺すごい

Isn't the Prime Minister walking around his private residence "feeling good" a validation of his authority?  The Prime Minister went for a walk → There's a lot of news about cold weather, but the Prime Minister taking a walk means the weather must actually be warmer → The economy is good if it's warm → Let's spend money → Abenomics! → Abenomics achieved, I'm amazing


It shows the prime minister's activities.


首相答弁のデータに疑問符＝残業1日1時間、週に計2時間？

The data on the prime minister's response is a question mark ＝ Doing overtime an hour for one day adds up to 2 hours a week?


首相 自衛隊違憲議論の余地無くすのが責任  違憲かもしれない程度の事柄は他にもいっぱいあるし   最高裁に明確に違憲と判断される一票の格差問題もある   それらを差し置いて九条をいじる根拠は   行政制度と自衛隊員の尊厳をまぜこぜにして   憲法論を精神論にすげ替える詭弁であるという…

It is the prime minister's responsibility to remove any room for argument concerning the constitutionality of the Self Defense Force. As for things that might be unconstitutional, there are loads of others. There's also the issue of apportionment that the Supreme Court ruled to be unconstitutional. Ignoring those other topics and messing around with Article 9 of the Japanese Constitution is jumbling together the governmental organization and the dignity of the Self Defense Force, and it is just fancy talk putting idealism in place of constitutional theory.


首相 自衛隊違憲議論の余地無くすのが責任  選挙の争点には無かったと思うけど何に対する責任なの？   で、責任というならその余地が無くならなかったら腹切るの？    適当なこと言うだけのポンコツスピーカーを真に受けるのも馬鹿なんだろうけどさｗ

Resposibility to get rid of possibility of Self Defense Force Unconstitution, it is Prime Minister's.  I think that it was not in the issue of elections, but what is the responsibility for? So, if you say your responsibility, are you disappearing if you  cannot find the way to resolve? It might be stupid to truly receive speaker's messange just listening to w


首相が自身や昭恵夫人の関与を重ねて否定

The Prime Minister has repeatedly denied his and Mrs. Akie's participation.


首相記者会見に堂々と”バズフィードの〇〇です”って参加出来たらやるなと思うけど

I think that I will do it if I can participate dignifiedly presenting as "buzz feedback" at the prime minister press conference


アフガン首都で救急車を使った爆弾攻撃、40人死亡 140人負傷  どうせ死を運ぶなら霊柩車にしろ

Concerning the bombing that used an amblance in the Afghan capital, leaving 40 dead, 140 injured.  If you're going to bring death, bring it in a hearse.


香取慎吾 未明に「生きろ！」「死んじゃダメだよ」とツイート  成功という評価なのにまだ不安定なんかな。   シンゴシンゴで受け手側だったのに   中年の危機で実存な問題なのかな

Shingo Katori, tweets, 'live in the unknown', and 'Never say die'  He is advocating success, but he still seems unstable.  Although he was receiving on the side of the cartoon character Shingo Shingo, mabe it is a midlife crisis?


香山リカ「新聞、テレビ、出版社、医療界、役所にいる知人から、奇しくも同じ内容のメールが来てる。『ウチの上司、安倍政権が終わったら我が身も危ないんで、いますごくイライラしてるんですよ。』」  ああ、嘘松だな

Rika Kayama: Newspapers, publishing companies, the medical world, acquaintances at city hall, oddly, the same email seems to be going around. "If the Abe administration was finished, then my boss would be in danger himself, so I'm about to get real irradiated!" Ahh, a lie spread around twitter.


おわかりいただけただろ馬か


馬にとってはかなりのストレスのはず

That must be very stressful for the horse.


馬や犬に引っ張られるスキージョーリング、スキーバレエ、時速約230キロでるスピードスキー 冬季五輪の「幻の競技」  スピードスキー見た記憶があるけど   1回しかやってないレア競技だったのか

Skijoring where you are pulled by a horse or dog, ski ballet, and and speed skiing with speeds of 230 kilometers per hour. Winter Olympic "dream events". I seem to remember seeing speed skiing before, but I didn't know it was a rare event only done once.


「馬鹿」「クズ」「猿」罵倒連発にネット「ドン引き」


「駆け付け厳しい」「管理人焼酎を」 民泊条例成立で注文 : 京都新聞  そのうち修正されると思うけど焼酎が呑める民泊なら行ってみたい

Ordered "Too hard to trot" "Manager's shochu" upon guest houses ordinance establishment: Kyoto newspaper Although I think it will be overhauled, I would like to go if it's a guest house that serves shochu


ぼく「騒ぐんじゃねえっつったろ」


フグ騒動のスーパータツヤ取締役「長年売っていた」「肝に銘じてフグはもう売らない」

Fugu fish scandal's Super Tatsuya 's director "I have been selling for many years" "I will not sell any more Fugu fish" Fugu fish's poison has a difference depending on variety, timing, cultivation environment, individuals and the like depending on the strength of the poison.


フグ騒動のスーパータツヤ取締役「長年売っていた」「肝に銘じてフグはもう売らない」  テッポウに当たらなきゃヘーキヘーキ

Super Tatsuya board member on the fugu controversy. "Had been sold for many years." "It has struck home with us, and we won't sell it anymore." As long as it's not beef rectum then it's fine.


これだけの騒ぎでもやはり心配事は金

Even if the amount of people is only this much, I worry about my money.


Apologizes for serious injuries including broken bones.


高くなったのは2016年3月まで

It was expensive up until March of 2016.


高木さんって原作初期はちょいワルだったんだな  あ、こっちならシコれる

The early days of the work called Takagi were a little bad, huh  Oh, I can masturbate to this


高校生２０人に１人、家族を介護 学校も知らず、支援課題  そーそ、ムセキニンダーとか勇ましいことほざくヤツほど   実際に親の介護をしだすと面倒になって親を殺す   介護殺人の犯人の男率の高さwww

1 out of every 20 high schoolers are looking after a family member. They can't go to school; providing aid is an issue at hand. Oh yea, those who valiantly say "oh how irresponsible" and such are usually the ones who end up killing their parents because they can't handle taking care of them. It's usually men who kill their parents while taking care of them LOL.


高校生２０人に１人、家族を介護 学校も知らず、支援課題  いや、意味がわからん  俺の時はこうだったからお前も従えと誰がどうでも問題は問題だろが一緒か？  つか、自分がどうとかとか世界は関係ないから。手前の尺度なんて誰も気にしないのが世間様だからな  俺がこうだから滅びろとか面白すぎだろ。俺ん時は給料なしの休日出勤当たり前だからみんなやれとかと変わんねえわ  あ、これ、部活とか伝統とかと同じ匂いがすんな

1 out of every 20 high school students are taking care of their family, and can't go to school, aid is an issue. I don't understand. A problem is a problem and you can't say it was like this during my time so you need to do the same now. Your world view isn't related to this. Society doesn't care about how you gauge the world. It's too funny that you want others to fail because you're like that. It's like saying because working on the weekends without pay was the standard, everybody should do it now. Oh, this fits into the same category as club activities and traditions.


高校バレー部の66歳男コーチ、男子部員が女子マネージャーと交際をはじめたので練習中に呼び出し正座をさせたまま胸などを蹴りケガを負わせ学校から怒られる

A school official whom started a relationship with a girl manager was kicked, punched, and yelled at by his \\n66 year old high school balley coach.


高橋由美子 不倫疑惑報道で謝罪「理性欠いた時間を過ごしたのは確か」←この文章エロすぎないか  イクイクイクイクイク！いくよお！イク！ ああ゛あ゛あ゛あ゛あぁぁぁぁぁあぁぁぁぁ～ ア゛ンア゛ン！ア゛ンア゛ン！

Yumiko Takahashi apologizes over the reported suspicious of adultery.  「It's true that I've had times where I was without reason」←Isn't this phrase so sexy I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming! ahhg ahg ahg ahg aaahhhhhhh~ uhn! uhn!


高江検問に「違法」沖縄県に賠償命令

Okinawa Prefecture ordered to pay compensation.


「高く買わないでください」 人気酒「獺祭」の広告に驚きと称賛の声 社長「本当は広告出したくない」  直販しろと

“Do not buy it expensive.” There are surprise and praise in the advertisements of the popular sake Dassai. The company president says, “I really don’t want to place any advertisements. Sell it directly.”


高速道路で「ネコ捕獲中」 車線を一時規制 福岡  認知症の徘徊老人がはいったらすげー勢いで叩きそう

"Searching for a cat" on a highway. Lanes are temporarily regulated in Fukuoka. If a wandering elderly person with dementia comes in I'll probably hit him/her with great force.


高須院長を挑発した男の愚かさ ネットの「謝ったら死ぬ病」は身を滅ぼすだけ  ネットはバカと暇人のものって本書いて自ら証明した人ね

The man's foolishness that provoked Takasu, the "I would rather die than apologize" disease destroys him. He is the one who wrote the book that the internet is a place for fools and people with too much time and he proved it himself.


高齢世帯で減ってるのはやや解せないが

There doesn't seem to be a fix for the decrease from older households.


高齢化で火葬件数が増加 自治体が対策急ぐ  火力つよくして早く焼くんだろうか…とか  『これが喉仏です』とか説明受けながら骨を拾うあの行程を短縮するのかしら…とか考えちゃってた  今まで経験したのは朝早くに納棺→マイクロバス等で火葬場へ→終わったらホールや自宅や寺に移動し葬儀って感じだったけど、そっか後出棺というのもあるのか

With an ageing society, cremation requirements are increasing. Local authorities bring in emergency measures.  If the fire is fierce then it should burn everything quickly... etc.This should be compacted enough to be able to say 'this is the Adam's apple' when gathering together the bones.  From my experience so far, the body is put in the coffin early in the morning, and carried to the crematorium in a small bus.  When it is finished, everyone moves to the hall or the home or the temple for the funeral service.  Is the body removed from the coffin afterwards?


高齢男女３人が死亡、無理心中か

Three elderly people dead, possible forced double suicide?


「高齢者＝65歳以上」を見直し

We need to rethink the assumption that old people = over 65.


高齢者にECでモノを売る時がきた

The time has come to sell goods electronically to old people.


鬱だ氏のう…犬も鬱で死ぬ

Depressed and suicidal... dogs also die of depression.


鬱だ氏のう…犬も鬱で死ぬ 捨てられたショックで心は修復不可能に  NSRまことに広うなりもうした

Suicidal depression.... Dogs also die from depression.   A neglected shock to the system is incurable.  NSR has truly grown already.


鬱だ氏のう…犬も鬱で死ぬ 捨てられたショックで心は修復不可能に  （∪´ω`）わんわんお・・・

I'm depressed ... Dogs also die from depression My heart cannot be repaired from the shock of being tossed away  (∪ 'ω `) woofwoofw ...


ネカフェで鬱漫画読んだら泣きそう

I was reading depressing manga at an internet cafe and I felt like I was going to cry.


鬼太郎6期が発表されたからこれまでの猫娘をおさらいしておこう

Kitaro's 6th period has been announced, so lets review the Cat Girl performance up to now.


魂だけになっても税金取られて働かされそう

As long as you have a pulse, you will be urged to work and pay taxes.


魔法少女 俺：18年春にテレビアニメ放送  LLLerがまほしょ化する話

Me, a witchlet: In the spring of the 18th year, an animated TV broadcast.  The story about becoming enchanted.


そういえば魔法少女の設定画描いたので見てください

By the way I drew a magical girl picture setting so please look at it.


ただし魔法は尻から出る、からのアナル弄り物はあったりするんだろうか

However, the magic comes from the butt, so there is probably some item for messing around analy.


魔法陣グルグルのククリとかいう完全に視聴者を精通させにかかってきている女の子  胸ペタンコでかぼちゃパンツでロリロリし過ぎてあんま抜けない

Kururuguri girl of the magic team guruguru who is getting familiar with viewers completely as Girls with small breast and pumpkin pants and so lolita...I can not fuck so.


魔法陣グルグルはロリコン生成アニメなのでは？

Magical Circle Guru Guru is a lolicon style anime?


魔法陣グルグルはロリコン生成アニメなのでは？  ニケとやっちゃうのは順当過ぎて描きごたえないからね、しゃーない

How about if "Magic Circle" was lolicon anime? They can't be reasonably drawn sleeping with Nike. Not much you can do about that.


魔除けの身代わりだったお雛さま 季節の変化に根差す日本の習慣を源流へ遡る  川に流さないから呪いが溜まってそう

Chicks who were a substitute of chastity. Might have accumulated supernatural power because we don't release it ti the river of its roots in changes in the seasons in Japanese tradition.


She was able to clean a fish without flinching.


魚は新鮮です  魚s「これからは俺達のターンだ」

The fish are fresh.\\nFishes: "It's our turn now"


鰹節あまってるけど何に使おう

I have some extra katsuoboshi, so I wonder what I should make with it.


アニマルサブレはじめました  鳥の換羽のときの鳥肌からぷちぷちと現れ始めてる羽毛入りの筒がビッチリ並んでるNSFW画像が見たい…birdpoppingサブレ立てて即日banされたい…

Animal sable has started.  I'd like to see the NSFW image of the down erupting over a bird's skin during their moulting  period.  Birdpopping sable standing up on the same day that as it is banned.


鳩山議員秘書 国税幹部呼び出し説明求める  ヤー公の番頭とつかえねー2代目みたいな図   まあやってることもヤー公だな   国税に圧力とか上級の中の上級しかできんだろ

Diet Secretary Hatoyama summons a national tax official for questioning. He is useless as a Yakuza captain. He is doing Yakuza things. He probably could only apply pressure and flaunt his rank to national tax people.


鳴り物入りの原発輸出、日立社長は「採算厳しい、政府は支援して」出資者集まらなければ中止も  海外から拒否られてるだろ。無理。とっとと沈め金の亡者め

Randomized export of nuclear power plant, President of Hitachi "tough to make it profitable, the government supports is appreciated" If they don't get enough investment, the project will get canceled. Aren't they refused by overseas. Impossible. Decease as soon as possible, you thief.


ちんこたつ  鴆炬燵(ちんこたつ)  西暦1237年頃に南宋で作られたと言われる炬燵(こたつ)の一種である。  その快適な暖かさから「まるで鴆(ちん。羽に毒があると言われている鳥)の毒にやられたように炬燵から動くことができない」と評判になった為、鴆炬燵(ちんこたつ)と呼ばれ、庶民の間で大変人気となった。  また鴆炬燵には血行を良くする効能があり(余談ではあるが、これは「元々は冷え性の女貴族の為に作られたから」とする説が有効である)、どういうわけか特に男性器の血行を良くする効果があったと言われている。  襄陽・樊城の戦いに始まる南宋の滅亡で製造方法が失われてしまった為、現在その正体は不明である。   民明書房 「伝承に見る中国の暖房器具名鑑」より

The chinkotatsu 鴆炬燵(ちんこたつ) is said to have been made in 1237 in the Southern Song dynasty of China, and is a variety of the kotatsu. The pleasant warmth was exclaimed to feel like being poisoned by a zhen or chin (a bird that is said to have poisonous feathers) and not being able to move from the kotatsu. Because of this, it was called a chinkotatsu, and became extremely popular with the public. In addition, the chinkotatsu promotes good circulation, (the theory original was that it was made for noble women who were sensitive to the cold) and for some reason it was said that it was especially good for male genitalia. It is also said that at the the battle of Fancheng in Xiangyang, which marked the beginning of the end for the Sun Song dynasty in China, that the method for making them was lost. Today, we don't know if that is actually true or not. From Minmei Publishing's "Observed Traditional Chinese Heater List"


チースタッカルビの「タッ」てなんだろうな…  「タッ」が鶏って意味だよとマジレスしてもいいのだろうか

The meaning of the "Dak" in Cheese Dak Galbi ... Is it okay to give a serious reply that the meaning of "Dak" is chicken?


鶏むね肉「実はおいしい」いつから人気？ 科学も後押し 東京都内の飲食店「筋肉食堂 六本木店」でも「鶏ムネ肉のステーキ」（千円）が人気  Jランド民は食品を産地偽装された時の怒りが凄まじいから、そうそう危ない橋渡らないと思うけどね(そして光の速さで忘れる)

Delicious chicken breast meat, always popular.  This has scientific backing.  It is popular in Tokyo grocers such as  the meat food hall, Roppongi branch.  A chicken breast steak is 1000 yen.  The anger of the Land people when food products are disguised as productive land is terrible to behold.  I am certainly not going there. I'll run from that danger at light speed.


鶴瓶、ＮＨＫ女性職員から深夜に「助けて！」  昔方々の番組でチンコ出したり皮剥いたり小便まいたりしてたのを知ってて鶴瓶に電話したのか？

Tsurube was called at midnight by a NHK female employee screaming “help me!” Did she phone him knowing that he exposed his dick, pulled the skin back, and took a leak on various television programs a long time ago?


Seeing the leader of my country photographed with his elbows on his knees eating like a young punk is embarrassing.


鹿にもプリオン病あるんだよなぁ


It's already too late for an open air bath at the foot of the mountain.


きし麺みたいなパスタ好き


つけ麺頼んだら麺がラーメンの1.5倍の量って仕様だった

If you order tsukemen (cold noodles with soup for dipping) the amount of noodles is 50% more than for ramen.


麻生副総理、自殺した財務省職員は元国鉄職員だったと明かす。→国鉄＝左翼の大合唱が始まる

Deputy Prime Minister Aso reveals that the Ministry of Finance staff was a former staff of the Japan National Railway.


麻生副総理、自殺した財務省職員は元国鉄職員だったと明かす。→国鉄＝左翼の大合唱が始まる  訳知り顔で闇深とか抜かしてるの恥ずかしくならないのかな？ネットに出てる情報拾って識者気取りも大概にしろよ 一次ソース触れられないのに憶測ではなく断定して誤情報広めるの保守でもない保守気取りの奴らに多過ぎんだろ

Deputy Prime Minister Asao, reveals that Ministry of Finance employee who committed suicide was a former Japanese National Railways worker. → Japanese National Railways = left wing chorus begins. Is there no shame in plodding through the darkness with a know it all look? Gathering information online and acting like you know it all has a limit. There are too many people who, despite not even talking with a primary source, make not just conjectures but actual decisions and spread false news without any regard for conservatism.


麻生太郎「（森友問題に関してマスコミに）自分に都合の悪いところを隠すんじゃない。だから報道はゆがんでいるといわれるんだ」

Tarou Asou is iconized in the article by saying the following concerningm the Moritomo problem: “Isn’t he hiding inconvenient things about himself?


アッキーナ、麻生さんよりバカそうだから失言暴言に期待が高まる

She seems dumber than Akina and Aso, so my expectations of gaffes and rash remarks are growing.


麻生財務相には森友問題の調査の指揮執ってもらう＝菅官房長官

Finance Minister Aso taking charge of the investigation into the Moritomo problem = Chief Cabinet Secretary.


麻生財務相「極めて有能」

Finance Minister Asao "Exceptionally talented".


麻生財務相の責任や佐川宣寿前国税庁長官の証人喚問などについて聞きましたが、首相は毎回「おはよう」と答えるのみ。16日も、文書の書き換えの可能性を５日から把握していたことについて問われ「おはようございます」と答えました

However, the Prime Minister responds every time by simply saying, “good morning.” I also asked him on the 16th about the possibility of knowing about the public document changes since the 5th.


麻生財務相「やかましいなぁ」 野党席にらみ、答弁中断  昔だったらやかましいなぁ解散だった

Finance Minister Asou interrupted someone in the minority party by yelling “shut up!” If it was a long time ago, there would be a noisy adjournment of the Diet.


黄ばんだ畳で日用雑貨が散らかってるような部屋がいい

A room with tatami turning a bit yellow and everyday items strewn around is the best.


黄色と赤混ぜるとオレンジ←わかる 赤と青で紫←まだわかる 青と黄色で緑←  結婚して妻子を養うだけの財力ある父  と  結婚して子供を産んで家事ができる母  の間に  結婚できず非正規で財力も無く成人しているのにまだまだ養われていたいぼく  が生まれたのも不思議

If you mix yellow and red it makes orange ← I understand. Red and blue make purple← I still understand. Blue and yellow make green ←this is just as mysterious as how a father who only has the assets to marry and take care of his wife and child and a mother who marries and has kids and does housework could not get married or find irregular employment still managed to raise me as a child.


ここだけインターネット黎明期

Only here, the dawning of a new internet era.


黒タイツごしパンツ ← これについてどう思う？  触ってよし、脱がせてよし、破いてよし、舐めてよし、すべてよし！

Black tights ← What do you think of these?  Touch them, strip them off, break them, lick them.  Everything is okay.


黒点減少で地球は氷河期に

Due to decreasing sunspots the Earth will enter a glacial period.


黒色ジャンパーを着て黒色自転車に乗った年配男が下校途中の児童に対して「並んで歩くなやー」と声をかけた、という事案 3/7 島根  これは許してやれよｗｗ

A case in which an elderly man wearing a black jumper on a black bike yelling at  "Do not walk side by side" to children on the way back home 3/7 Shimane: Please forgive them on this ww


ぼく、黒髪でリボン🎀が可愛い、古風な感じの大和撫子をゲットする  すごい、そんな見分け方あったのか

I think black hair and a ribbon is cute. I will get an old fashioned “Yamato Nadeshiko” (classical Japanese beauty). Wonderful, there was that way at looking at things.


モサドは黙って暗殺か破壊する

Mossad will silence, assassinate or destroy.


ぼく「だから黙れって言ってんだろ！？」

(Paisen shakes her had back and forth) Me "I'm telling you to shut up!"


鼻から膿的なやつが鼻血みたいにぽとぽとでてきてとまらん  あー 死んだー

Puss is coming out of my nose like a nose bleed. Non stop dripping, im dying


鼻かみすぎて鼻の下痛い  ちーん

I scratched my nose too much and now the underside of it hurts.


(ぼく、アリナパイセンの鼻をパンチ、鼻血だらけになるアリナパイセン)

(I slap Alina Paisen's ear and it bleeds)


齋藤ウィリアム浩幸さん、高卒…  ホラッチョ斎藤

William Hiroyuki Saito, high school graduate... Horaccho Saito