| id,text | |
| 1,Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! | |
| 2,What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! | |
| 3,Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! | |
| 4,How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! | |
| 5,What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! | |
| 6,Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! | |
| 7,How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! | |
| 8,Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent! | |
| 9,What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese! | |
| 10,Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems! |