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Does the company actually care about the employees?,Are there resources and boundaries in place to support the physical and mental health of employees?
I'm not working late today.,Sorry but my evening is booked with other commitments.
Your non-stop chewing sounds like a cow at a feedlot.,Being mindful of noise levels during meals can contribute to a more pleasant shared environment.
Your heavy cologne is triggering allergies.,Minimizing the use of strong scents can make the environment more comfortable for those with sensitivities.
You're an idiot.,I find your ideas to be both thought-provoking and challenging to implement.
Don't bother me until thursday.,let's be in touch with you by the end of the week.
Get your head out of the clouds and focus.,Staying focused on the task at hand will help ensure our collective productivity.
"This isn't a coffee break, get back to work.",Adhering to break times will ensure minimal disruptions and maintain productivity levels.
Could you answer me?,Eagerly awaiting your response.
How much does this role pay?,Can you share what the overall compensation looks like for this role?
I'm giving you a shit ton of work.,"Please, If it's not too much trouble."
Stop fishing for compliments.,"While it's important to recognize achievements, we should also value humility and teamwork."
Your communication could not have been less clear.,I'm struggling to understand your vision here.
Do it by tommorrow.,Your input on the below thread is required by tomorrow.
Your endless printer use is deforesting the Amazon.,Mindful usage of print resources helps our organization's sustainability efforts.
"You're such a workaholic, it's not healthy.","While dedication is admirable, it's also important to maintain a work-life balance for sustainability."
You are overcomplicating this.,Being mindful of timelines. Let's concentrate on the initial scope.
"It's not a fashion show, dress appropriately.",Adhering to the office dress code ensures a professional and respectful environment.
If you expect me to do the job of three people then I expect the salary of three people.,"Are additional team members being added to take on these roles, or will I be expected to absorb these responsibilities? if the latter, i'd be happy to set up some time to discuss appropriate compensation for this role expansion."
"This decision was made weeks ago, why are you bringing this up now?",These concerns were not raised during any of our previous discussions. Has something changed since the decision has been made?
I'm too overworked to find the energy to hold a fake smile and have small talk with all of you. ,"Would love to join you, but i'm feeling a little overwhelmed with work right now."
Your constant tapping is not the soothing rhythm you think it is.,"Avoiding repetitive sounds, such as tapping, can help maintain a quiet and focused environment."
"No, I will not come to your book club. ","No thank you, but the book club sounds lovely."
Your personal calls are disrupting everyone.,Keeping personal calls to a minimum during office hours helps reduce distractions.
That's above my pay grade.,This doesn't fall within my scope of responsibilities.
You are capable of doing this on your own.,Your knowledge on this topic is more than sufficient and I encourage you to take the lead.
I'm not going to that meeting because it's after my working hours.,"Unfortunatelly I'm unable to attend a meeting at this time, is there a possibility to move this between 9 to 5?"
Maybe if you communicated that with us sooner we wouldn't be in this mess.,In the future it is important to share information like this with the team sooner so we might mitigate these sort of issues.
"This isn't kindergarten, grow up.",Demonstrating professionalism in our actions and communication is integral to our workplace.
If only I cared...,If only I could.
This is the worst idea I've heard all day.,"While I appreciate your input, there might be alternatives that align better with our objectives."
You're so two-faced.,Open and honest communication is key to a healthy working environment. Let's strive for that.
"Leave me alone, I can't work like this!",At the moment I'm working on addressing this and would benefit from working independently here.
Stop whining and just do your job.,"While it's important to communicate concerns, let's also focus on problem-solving and progress."
I have nothing to do with what you just said.,Let me look into that.
Your ideas are always so outlandish. Try to be more realistic.,"Your creativity is appreciated, though it would be beneficial if we can also focus on the feasibility of these ideas."
My answer is not gonna change if you keep asking every 3 hours.,The information has not changed over time since it was last communicated.
Please stop talking during my presentation,Let's take this offline
Your perfume is giving me a headache.,"Consideration towards colleagues' sensitivities, such as strong scents, is much appreciated."
I told you so.,"As per my prediction, this outcome does not come as a surprise."
I don't want to come.,I will get back to you after I check my calendar.
Your conference call voice could shatter glass.,Modulating our voice volume during calls can contribute to a less distracting atmosphere.
Are promotions based on performance or politics?,Would you explain what are opportunities for growth within the company and what is the main metric for promotion?
Is that ok?,Let me know if I should proceed.
I am making less than I should be in this role.,"After analyzing the current market rate for comparable roles to mine, I understand that I am making $2000 less than the going rate."
Are you okay with my idea? I can't tell.,Is this what you had in mind?
I can't take on anymore work right now.,I am unable to take that on at the moment as my current workload is quite heavy. Is there someone else who can assist with this?
You fucked up.,"Well, you've provided us all with a great opportunity for education on this matter."
Why would you think I would know anything about this?,That isn't something that is within my skill set. Maybe there is someone else who would be better for that task.
This is so unprofessional.,"Put aside any negative feelings, let's bring this topic up at another time."
Your constant humming is driving me up the wall.,"Reducing auditory distractions, like humming, can enhance concentration and productivity."
Stop turning up the office thermostat; it's not a sauna.,Agreeing on a mutually comfortable temperature can create a more pleasant environment.
This is nit the time nor place for this,Let's take this offline
The idea is useless and we don't want to do it ,"The idea is very interesting,  but we will need to check if we have the sufficient bandwidth to prioritize it."
"i shit you not, this llama rules",I really think this llama might be a good choice all things considered
I already have too much work for a single person. ,At the moment I am not taking on new things.
No way I commit to anything 2 weeks in advance.,"Sounds great, but I can't commit."
Stop excluding me from important meetings.,"Please include me in all future meetings pertaining to this topic, as my involvement is necessary."
You're always leaving early. Where's your dedication?,Maintaining consistent working hours is crucial for team coordination and task completion.
Have you lost your god damn mind?,"To ensure our due diligence, let's walk through this plan and all possible outcomes."
We don't have time for your ego.,Maintaining a humble and team-focused attitude fosters a more collaborative work environment.
If you keep going I might strangle you at some point. ,Let's discontinue this conversation.
You are underpaying me.,There is a notable discrepancy between my current salary and the going market rate for the comparable roles.