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I just bought puts. The market is going to go up now | thank you for your service | |
Jesus Christ how OTM are those? | Atm 7 dollar strike | |
Got me some TQQQ puts Friday. AAPL needs to miss and send this market to hell. | rofl | |
don't they still have defense contracts? idk if its the same companies | $rgr | |
clearly robinhood is miscalculating the equity, it says he only bought 20 shares. He should only be in the hole 1000 bucks TOPS | Market manipulation at it's finest. | |
My 1/19 $30 calls are certainly hoping so | My 8/17 $30 calls are certainly hoping so | |
They need to monetize Venmo for that growth to be worth something. | Don’t they make money off money in Venmo wallets? | |
This didn't age well. Dude made out like a bandit | Exactly, I’m baffled he did it twice 😂 | |
You have shares? If so thats not a bag | shares yea...I just don't want to hold on to them if they are gonna lose a shit ton of value for the next couple weeks | |
F | A | |
Yep! Looking to roll my 8/31 calls for a profit sometime in the next few weeks. | When did you buy these? Mine have been eating shit since last Thursday. 8/31 $104C | |
$20 a piece | '20 a piece' ..you bought 1 call lmao getfo | |
Care to explain bruv? I see it going sideways most likely in which case I’ll sell for a small decay loss, but calls were very cheap. It’s a gambling move but I really dont see it dropping too much if they do miss | Down 4.5% AH | |
Roll them back to a later date my guy | so sell lower buy low? | |
Haha good thing is it recovered in the last hour. Green tommorrow | I really fucking hope you're right. | |
Idk when you bought it but I don’t see it falling more | stock was at like 176 when I bought it. | |
What | Must mean 280 lol | |
bump | rip | |
Play me the worlds smallest violin :). I am just updating people because they are probably curious if I have killed myself | With that kind of money you can probably buy the world's smallest violin yourself | |
not *yet*. but im sure they would if we continued like this for 2-3 years without a rate hike | Fuck outta here with that 2-3 year nonsense, I just need my Jan 19s to finish green | |
I’ll take a lap | Sounds good, I’ll see you in the showers. | |
You are holding shares bro. Relax. Unless it's fully margined lol. | Ya and I'm super long on it too. I'm just worried about the rest of the market if something goes wrong. | |
Picked up AMZN today. Will buy more if it continues to tank. | You don't think Amzn shares will tank to greater depths in the next few months? | |
Will do.. lol | Tell me before so I can get fd pypl calls | |
I wonder how much my 1 $17 breakeven call (jan18) would be worth if that happened. | If it happened before then, roughly $110k | |
No your lee0pard | You're* | |
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8ze0hl/get_ready_to_laugh_at_netflix/?st=JK8D3I4A&sh=e937af75 | I've seen you link this thread at least 3 times now. We get it, you were right. | |
Never seen it but it sounds like WSB the movie | Everything that say doesn't make sense if you have any sort of knowledge about the stock market. | |
They think their way of thinking is revolutionary, no less | to be fair, those levels of autism are completely unprecedented. give credit where credit is due. | |
I’m still confused. Can you explain? | No google it | |
I'm actually planning on switching to iPhone when they get a new model this fall. Hopefully it will be cheaper than $800, otherwise will just get 8th model. Android user since the beginning. | Why? | |
I wanted you to be mod but I was overruled by the ancient ones. Unfortunately occasionally the things I do get undone cuz that's life. | You gotta stand up for what's right. Where would papa Musk be if some mod told him to be an Ox Herder in south Africa? You think he'd send a car to Mars? I don't think so | |
You are the hero we don’t deserve | Can we make a 'best of' subreddit just for wsb? | |
How could this happen to a business model with no way to make money? | Well, they wanted to sell the “data”. The money loosing part was supposed to pump the those subscriber numbers to have enough data to profit on. It was basically if WSB owned a company. | |
It hit 20 this morning | i was asleep and i checked the market and when it was to late. Thought it would go back up after but it just went down. You think it would go back up? | |
Bull fucking shit. Zuckerberg would've quit if he wanted to suck dick 24/7. FB is a massive time sink spent not sucking dick for him. | \^ this guy gets dick-sucking logistics. | |
I have some $30 9/21 calls im the coolest | Samsies, we're eskimo brothers now : ) | |
I mean, doesn't expire until January. This trade's not dead.... ask me tomorrow after $aapl reports though... | 10 expire 8/17/18, the other 10 expire 1/18/19 | |
Don't I'm longing F and profit for once. | :( sucks 4 u | |
Guac is normally extra, but diarrhea is available throughout the year. | This is top shelf, should be top comment imo | |
Don’t they make money off money in Venmo wallets? | They also make a 3% fee on all credit card transactions. They’ve also been adding a “pay with Venmo” option at multiple vendors. The company has a plan to monetize Venmo. They’re just slowing introducing it as to not ruin the appeal of the app to its target audience. I think their COO said on the conference call that 17% of Venmo users participate in a monetized version of the platform. That number will only grow. | |
Hey we go both ways here buddy. | You stare at the balls. | |
This man personally paid for 10,000 people to see Infinity War. What a nice guy. | Perfectly balanced.. | |
This is their 'we called it' **if** it happens. | Aka, last week and every week. | |
Aaaaand it's gone. | Someone did a strange trade after hours. Should be up at open. | |
$11.17 🦄 | My man! | |
I think it’ll look more like the tech bubble actually. I know it’s not terribly smart, but I lose sleep over losing $100 on an options gamble. If I lost 5% of my retirement i have no idea how I’d feel or what I’d do. | This is dumb. You’re not actively trading your 401k so who cares. If you’re not retiring for the next < 10 years, are you really that worried if the market corrects? | |
Why would he bail at 3% from ath? He'd rather wait for a dip to get better tendies for his money | Why wait for a dip if you expect it to go up in the future? | |
rip | [me right now seeing my calls go down](https://media1.tenor.com/images/2ea6603f2637d24083d6a58f27499f2e/tenor.gif?itemid=7551120) | |
Is that why their platform is built around bigotry against gays and foreigners and they elected an alleged rapist to the white house? Please tell me more. I’m sure your idiotic logic will totally make sense. | Again, uninformed sheep led into lies. | |
$180 exp 8/3 lol | Good luck buddy. Apple will decide your fate | |
Have a position currently? If not how would u play it | I don’t trade options but I’m considering buying stock. | |
oh hello again. :) AAPL > TSLA | Small world haha yea you see now I’m stuck with a bunch of September calls on AAPL TSLA GOOGL | |
[I'm at work, please don't make me REEEEEEE uncontrollably.](http://www.infometrics.co.nz/fees-free-grades/) | Haha love it. Man incompetence is rampant here. Probably everywhere else too. “Next year is on us” was my favourite. | |
So go all in, drop your cash in it. I wouldn't invest in that. Too small of a market, a shrinking market really. As yuppie professional jobs become more and more flooded they'll pay less. It's already happening. The only things that are going to make money are things that regular people need and use. | That's some high school level of education right there | |
Why does no one talk about illumina here? | She’s still safe. We don’t talk about her. | |
Whew. IM GONNA MAKE IT HUGE! how? | That's enough capital to invest in proper ways and be set for life...diversification and real cash flow...why press your luck mate... | |
Trust fund, lottery, settlements. Tons of ways for idiots to make money. | TIL I’m not stupid enough to make money /r/iamverysmart | |
What's your typical profit percentage on LEAPs? New to options - this seems the most sensible way in for a guy like me...especially on dip-days | Well it depends how well the stock does obviously but I tend to cash out around 60-100% on leaps (they tend to hit this percentage a few weeks early) and buy further out higher strike leaps then and repeat the process, | |
What day to day bull shit? It's a phone. Work at a company that services Apple products and I have personally used Android for years. At this point the OS is the only difference and both have their positives and negatives | The difference is Android is a signal of peasantry | |
This is such a good stock. On top of that, we've got a sweet little dividend. I've just been buying deep itm long calls and buying up shares with the profits. | Why deep ITM? | |
Yup thats what im figuring. Picked up 2k of 9/21 $185 calls. | Let’s say FB gos back to $200 how much do you stand to make? | |
Seems very Ted Nugent-y. | yez. yes it duz | |
You think he's down almost 9k from 20 shares of MU? or maybe I just got whooshed. | Something something add me to the screenshot | |
slow down there buddy are you ready to be a CFO? | I'm dying. | |
Wow how do you know this info are you in the surfboard sales business ? What are the margins ? | theyre the space on the side of a page of text to help stop rats from eating your words | |
Hey, do you see why ya paid a premium? Been a few days so you probably can tell now. | Yah lol not great | |
They got banned didn't they? | nope | |
I bet you're one of those Straight faggots | We don't all spend our time searching for faggies on Grindr you know | |
No, earnings soon I bet the PayPal it just IV crush might get u if u short now. Monday morning was the day | What is iv crush | |
No Intel is king still | yea still but i’m saying in long term. They are struggling to get there new chips out. | |
I take a bit of time out of my day to not be a sarcastic autist, so I'll actually check the book out. It legit sounds interesting. Thanks for the rec | [PDF of the book if anyones interested](https://davidbeitler.com/temp/The%20Millionaire%20Next%20Door%20%5BBook%5D-MANTESH.PDF.pdf) | |
And last October you could just chuck money at calls on anything and make bank. It was also supposed to be the most volatile month and VIX was like 11 the whole time | I remember that. All the old dudes and experts were going 'ooooo october gonna be spooooky' and nothing happened | |
\^ this guy gets dick-sucking logistics. | https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/92d4cg/can_we_start_banning_people_who_posts_gains_or/e35ebb8/ | |
I just rebel against mommy and daddy by developing the same personality disorders they have and using it against them. | Joke's on my dad. I'm a mamma's boy. Early onset dementia and casual alcoholism, here I come! | |
And then one of us would say 'I am not a pedo and am considering a defamation suit!' and then do nothing and slink away into the shadows... | TFW you find out what 'discovery' is | |
Are you implying that TSLA investors use options as hedging tools and not for speculative trading!?! | 😱 | |
Why? | shits better yo | |
I know it’s dumb. I can’t explain or rationalize my retardation 🤷🏻♂️ | Fair enough | |
O | T | |
he already lost 3k | 'It's lot a loss until you sell' | |
This dude would go broke. | I sure did | |
My favorite breakfast | The best | |
If that surfboard bullshit doesn't scream 'desperation' to you, then you are mentally retarded. | I dont rhink its desperation. Elon has a lot of cash to burn before he is desperate. Just a marketing thing. | |
Except they are divesting from semis because they forecast market demand for memory to wane FY 2019-2020.. which is why nobody’s buying MU rn. | I don't understand how anyone can think that. SSDs are close to being cost-competitive with HDDs at which point demand will spike. | |
Thanks for providing an idea of what may help appl hit target numbers. I have seen a ton of watches lately so maybe it's enough. Crossing my fingers that AAPl can save all | My husband's best friend is president of a bank and has a Rolex and wears his Apple watch instead. My husband has a watch collection but never wears any of them anymore now that he owns one. It's a thing for sure. I see them everywhere. | |
Meeting is on Aug 1. | Okay but I'm from Australia. It was already Tuesday when I posted mate. | |
Why deep ITM? | Idk, I'm on wsb. I've got no fucking clue what I'm doing. My thoughts are that they will not ever become worthless even if the stonk flattens and if for some reason I want to exercise them I could. Is that bad? | |
You son of bitch | do it | |
they posted a 'corrected' earnings report lmao | And what was the correction? | |
#**NO OPTION** | You're the option! | |
Shut this motherfucker down. We've reached the pentacle. | Just like my FB calls | |
SQ is going to pull a SHOP. | It's already dropped so much before ER, is it really going to head back to below $60? | |
In banking though? The sector is attractive to me precisely because I see it as so reliable.. If the market overall keeps doing well and interest rates change how they're expected to, why would banks go down? | Yes, in banking. | |
Wait you SOLD to open the puts!? Oh fuck. | Oh fuck is right. It's actually not to bad I sold them for $6 so if its above $134 by September 21st I profit | |
Most of the people here only use a small portion of their net worth for YOLO accounts. The majority of WSB have the majority of their net worth in safe investment accounts. | LMFAO good joke dude | |
Bro it’s a dishonour to the family if you’re homeless in Japan/China. People just kill themselves there instead. | Starbucks employing Asian hit squads to rid US stores of homeless problems. | |
T | Goodbye | |
I bought calls :( | F | |
cost basis is not defined by the laws. Inflation adjusted cost basis. | That is a good point though I would say that there's some heavy case law in the cost side |
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