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It's called hedging | wuh??? | |
MU | this place is the fucking best | |
I bet in school u were the kid who would try and correct the teacher and look like a massive douche | I bet you're the kid who no one liked because you said this kind of shit to people. | |
Are you actually that bad at math? | Read it wrong. Assumed 55k by year's end. | |
Answering yes would put you on a 'do not loan' list. Maybe a FBI list or two. | I just saw a helicopter circle around my house so they must already be on to me. | |
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Wtf is he doing there. He doesn't know shit about space. | Well he keeps taking up more and more of it | |
12 with $69 here | 69 with 420 | |
I'm high af right now and don't need to think about this | Probably not as high as she is right now. On meth | |
Yeah, thanks for the suggestion. Checked RH and was wondering why it popped so much (only have random money in there as it's not my main). How did you do? | Bought a handful in April, bought the same handful in July. Avg price is right around the 61$ mark; wasn't planning on selling either way. More of a buy and hold for very long periods of time type of guy but definitely glad to have it positive now then later. | |
And here I am worried about my 9/21 calls still. Did you average down? I was thinking about it but I just can’t lose anymore money. | I don't have any money left to average down... | |
An index fund is just a fund that tracks an index, it can be a mutual fund or an ETF. Like, SPY is one of many index ETFs that track the S&P 500; Vanguard's equivalent is VOO. | True, but SPY has waaaay lower fees than a mutual fund doing the same thing right? If I'm not mistaken...thats why I wonder why anyone would get the mutual fund versions. Is vanguard VOO an ETF style too though? | |
European options, sure. | even american on some products. particularly the vol products | |
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Tesla is at 3.5 days to cover right now according to Nasdaq | ELI5 | |
Your a fuckin homo. And im not just sayin that cause i have tsla puts lol. | I feel bad for you son | |
idk, I bought calls (cheap af). they *say* they've finally figured out how to stop losing money, but we'll see. supposedly revamping their products and shit. Not sure if sales came through this quarter though, even though I assume their spring/summer sales do well because of travel season. | Yeah that makes sense, well hopefully this will make up for my MSFT Call lol | |
Sometimes it takes a while to close out option positions, you can try lowering your limit if you want it closed sooner. | Awesome will do! | |
Pshh I’d sell calls instead. | I'm so tempted to sell some spreads | |
This was literally the line I was going to point out. Did a quick ctrl+F to see if anyone else noticed. Atta boy. | TIL I can crtl+F to search for the dumb comments I don't post because I'm sure I'm late to the party. | |
Question here is do I sell at open or hold it? I got oct exporation | Hold | |
How | I | |
I don't know, history has shown that when communism is put into practice the 'workers of the world' that united end up dead broke and fighting each other in bread lines while the leaders of the government live in gated mansions with the military protecting their ass. | That’s the issue with democratic centralism yep. | |
Earnings were Tuesday AH | The pessimism hasn't worn off yet | |
Yep, that’s called “we have no idea who that developer was, but we don’t work with that boutique vendor in Bangalore anymore and they didn’t document shit.” | You sir know your shit | |
its only down 3% why the funeral? | Last month i bought shares at 52 and now they r trading arnd 44. It’s n a free fall. I feel like it’s gonna hit yearly low at 38 | |
I picked up a couple hundred shares of uvxy | nice but you will need some otm puts for real cheap as they will try to continue to drop it.. | |
That's racist | yeah he means african-american monday | |
learn to read faster. the faster you read, the faster you can read charts. and the faster you can read charts, the faster you can make trades. and the faster you make trades, the faster you can lose your money! | Just read that comment at light speed | |
its pretty tough when the market seems to react so randomly to news and reports these last few weeks. | ...the market is random | |
i don't think the lightziner announcement came out until after the markets closed. | i don’t think something needs have coming up. It is all about the media trying to make up some story to explain everyday random movements. As such always fuck up | |
How much did you make? | 100% should have held but thats enough for me. I rebought tesla super long expiration for december | |
I love seeing retards lose money just as much as anyone else in this sub, but seriously man, that's a terrible idea. | Yeah you're probably right. Bought and sold like 15 minutes later for 10% gain. Was worrying me it would stay up too long so I gave up on it. | |
thast what i thought, but the other week when tariffs got cancelled the market seemed to hate it. | And now the Nasdaq and QQQ are raping my puts | |
Always seeing the silver lining, I like that about you | More like red lining | |
OP could be like 22 in which case $7k being life savings is pretty sweet. | I am 22 | |
aetna added teladoc and I used it once. seemed like good service. but how will they make money or more money? idk | They have subscription fees and also in visit fees. They haven’t made a profit yet but they are a high growth company so profitability isn’t the key now, it is revenue growth which they are achieving. I think it is something that can take off for the behavior health side. | |
Elon promised it would be profitable in the second half of this year. Also dumping NVDA for their own hardware which they believe is better. | Narrator: It wasn't on both counts. | |
I didn't have enough money to be exercised. So my broker basically used their money to purchase the shares, added them to my account, and issued a margin call to me, which meant I couldn't buy anything until I covered the margin call. Then when the day was over my broker exercised my options, and someone else bought those shares from me, and on Monday I was no longer in a margin call. | Gotcha. Thanks | |
So I should hold? | I sold already. | |
SQ or SHOP | SQ it is! Was super close to buying LULU haha | |
I've never been so happy to be too poor to play TSLA options | I tried YOLO'ing my entire meagre portfolio of $8000 into 270 Tesla puts the other day and only just found out my investment account doesn't let me trade options on it's mobile app. REALLY fucking glad I didn't. | |
This is not aging well. | I’m not worried about today lol. I don’t do options, I invest long term | |
Libertarian. Just saying a red day doesn't have to be bad. | Better ded than red | |
Then why are you complaining? | Cuz you can only bet on drops for so long, and personally I'd kinda like for American companies to make money? | |
fake news | production concerns? | |
Hedging your upside with massive upside, I like it | The WSB strategy | |
No. | What if I use max margin? | |
Wait what? That's not how it works under USG is it? Expense recognition rules stipulate that expenses must be recorded in the same period as the revenues are? Its called the matching principle. Am I missing something here? | You might be right, but with Tesla you just never know. They also use non-GAAP accounting, so.... | |
Don’t count your tendies before they hatch. | lmaooo this shit is so true | |
That’s what you get for thinking your commie stocks are gonna be anything but red | Oh come on. We all know it's only painted red like their 'communism'. Deep inside they want to be green. | |
definitely make u loose hair | Yeah had tht one already | |
$NVDA about to run up huge before earnings | Perfect time to buy. | |
no friggin way!! It went up 7% and then lost 0.4% .. god damn call the powlice we just lost 0.4%. | We should, .4% is 4 billion | |
Well OP I'm officially back in the green for this one, 60+ by October you say? | Nice. Unless we see high 50's by end of Aug. Id hold til then. However you like to play stocks. I like to sell anytime I get a 2 bagger then buy bag in on a small dip. | |
see, you fuckin autist, see. | Saw on these nuts. | |
Sold +300. Too much movement | you made the right choice | |
But Nolan then created Chuck E Cheese, so almost as good as Apple. | Apple=1trillion dollar Chunky cheese = bagajillionzillion dollar | |
Sure, they'll be worth $.01 per contract. | My fds were .02 | |
Found it, thanks! One of the things I would never have guessed. | Short atvi | |
It never hit 207.5.... | There are 4,829,926,000 shares outstanding, making $207.05 the $1T mark....which it hit | |
25 cents now ;) | Already hit $1T and pulled back a tiny bit mid-day | |
I think 110, while obviously not guaranteed, is still well within reach. Unfortunately I have a bunch of 110/115 spreads that I think I got overzealous with. Considering rolling them down to 105/110 spreads but that's gonna cost me even more and I'm hurting a bit this past week as is. | It looks like we’re going to be ok! | |
I was so tired of it just flatlining, thank god for Apple and Musk for carrying tech | They truly are our saviors. | |
Oof | Oof ouch owie my holes | |
No shit I was reading at a rabbits pace over here just to keep up. | Same but damn, it flowed well. | |
Even worse, OP is a grill | Those still exist on this sub? Thought we ran them all out of town. | |
An Elantra provides 95% of the utility, with likely less environmental impact, for <30% of the price... new with a better warranty... | more reliable, etc. | |
You could always day trade options. Best of both worlds. | -1000% | |
Too lazy. Stay poor. Paying for a new garage door opener (only reason I am home right now) then heading back into my business for a few hours. | You must be pretty pathetic to be too lazy to take a screenshot/ picture what a whore shit excuse I’m not even gonna bother with you anymore I’ve burned more brain cells just talking to you than you’ve burned calories In your lazy ass life | |
He's just a poor boy, he needs no sympathy. | because it's easy come, easy go | |
just go all in puts and calls and puts | Done. | |
Not looking good. | Yeah, it's a shit company | |
a | A long long way to run! *Dances off into the hills* | |
Yeah, thinking about buying puts now that they’re on sale. Only problem is the ER could go either way. EPS will be fine but user base will decline further in Q3. Comes down to how the market reacts to the earnings call. | In regards of EU DSGVO I think there's more downside then upside. Also Snapchat already decreased much in used growth last quarter, so the user momentum already passed. | |
I'm so sick and tired of meme stocks, MU and IQ... I can live with AMD. | the OG meme stock of this week | |
I’ve got commons down 30%. I think I might partake in some options for earnings on this one. | I thought about doubling down. Then I thought about my last blackjack session when I said there’s no way I can lose another 5 hands in a row... | |
That's over a week away which is like a month in TQQQ time. I would hold them. NASDAQ has a lot of room for recovery after the FRI-MON dip. Disclaimer: I'm holding 400 shares of TQQQ that I bought on Friday _before_ the dip because I'm an idiot. | Good call, thanks for talking me down, it just shot way up after my post as is customary. | |
As much as I hate trump for various reasons -which is a lot - he kinda cucked the Chinese hard on this. Kinda relieving to know that the USA is still able to put them in their place before they inevitably take over the world by 2030. | I feel like we still have a few effective bitch slaps we can give them before our inevitable collapse | |
Oh come on. We all know it's only painted red like their 'communism'. Deep inside they want to be green. | How do we know? Can never trust communists | |
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Is yours better | why, yes it is. | |
production concerns? | alternative facts | |
I’m severely autistic, so you take a guess. | そっか 。 | |
It's not a matter of if but a matter of when | Well, there's always the heat death of the universe.... | |
CALL OR PUT? | Puts, damn I thought the cc was next week, that’s what E*TRADE showed...woke up to $$$ lmao...I’m terrible at faggies and this is the last time I jump in without doing DD. | |
could if keep more large them that banning. news. to chains with That fuck sure up news start Kroger Be | Bad bot | |
I take it back $15 OTM means nothing to the mighty short shorts burner. | I sold...... | |
Why aug 3 ? | Shorts get that call | |
3 days for them to start covering.. this is going to get juicy : ). bought some verticals and I might get a call at open tomorrow. | And we got people on this sub saying theyre buying puts when it hits 350... Wtf? You're going to buy puts when shorts actually have to start covering? Wtf kind of super autism is that? | |
What if I use max margin? | On a Credit Card and/or loan | |
Hope you went through with this... | Just one 300C because I have no balls, but I'm not complaining. | |
Are you sure? I got 8/10s Just in case it was a slow growth | gotta yolo | |
no I mean pay back the credit card and collect the reward points | Wouldn’t you only get like 1-1.5% cash back and you’d be spending $8.70 per $1000 on gift cards and money orders, netting you less than $10. Perhaps it would be worth it on some kind of travel card I guess. | |
I dunno...I actually feel like I have chance when playing hearthstone....where as I'm already fucked the second I press 'buy to open, place order' on my options play. | I mean you're pretty much describing what happens to me when I go against an odd paly with my meme shudderwock decks | |
No I'm saying he's wrong in saying that Apple's stock was going to tank the same reason people in this sub jokingly say whatever random stock is going to drop because of some stupid personal preference. That whole chart I posted was all before the release of the iphone 6, which I'm sure development started before this tweet anyways. | Do you honestly think if Apple didn't release a larger screen on the iPhone their share price wouldn't be negatively impacted? | |
more reliable, etc. | Yes, the Elantra is likely more reliable. | |
Yeah but I usually don’t like the risk to reward ratio of naked anything. Like if it goes wrong it goes wrong horribly. | Yeah, like my MCD, FB, and CAT puts.... going to be digging out of that hole for a while. | |
Fuck off bot. | Report it. Get it kicked off wsb. BuzzFeed bullshit | |
Right?! It's basically just miserable college aged kids who aren't getting laid so they spend all day bitching on the Internet. Sure it's funny most the time , but this post is weak. | So just like OP then. |
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