manthanwer/new-data · Datasets at Hugging Face

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'two work'	He had one cob
what is FD	Nobody tell him
Now Michigan	MULTIPLE LOCATIONS!
What's a call?	are you on t-mobile too?
Why do I have to work your second job?	You should get a second job like me to pay for your gambling addiction
I'm glad! I showed my friends and they didn't understand my bewilderment.	Sad Pablo?
Getting back into emerging markets?	VNM for life yo
No, not the coffee pot!	The horror!
not in the short term but certainly in the long term.	My theory is that they estimated guidance low because of the China situation. The only thing that they needed to do was to continue establishing the narrative that the sector is secular now. IMO, $3.30 does that.
Take your gains and spend them on a set of [these] (https://store.srulirecht.com/products/a-lasting-impression-is-sr341) bad boys then jam your member in there..	Can I fuck it?
What the hell did she say?	No idea but I swear he looks like shkrelis
Hey guys I’m sure there’s a LGBT subreddit somewhere you guys can finish this convo in.	Lmao
Fuck I got 7/6s	Same here. 60.5 strike
We really do	I thought you lived in Boise.
His second problem is being so far OTM. A little lower and some of these would be solid	Did you assume my gender? Reee
they were cheap, i saw some guy mention cheap october calls so i took a look at them. gives plenty of time for a recovery too	Time value of options. Might wanna google
Pancakes > waffles	Hey fuck you, I thought I could trust you and now this
Join me bb	Campus tour??
Sequels are never as good as the original	Tell that to Rocky
No	Yes
Shut up pussy. I bought my calls at the fucking peak like a true autist and held those heavy ass bags for WEEKS! Come at me bro!	pls tell me they were 80's
Bought 10 shares in my Roth at $334 and was not even suprised they cracked $400 in this short period of time. They're potential for original content internationally is huge. Easy $600 by end of year	$600? Lol more likely back to $300
I actually called the phone number listed on the SEC filing. He's totally nuts but a nice guy. Kept on talking about some marijuana related domain names he bought.	Damn kinda sad. Lucid enough to navigate corporate filings to 'sell' shares of your 'company,' keep your linkedin updated and all that but clearly off the rockers.
What is that asks the person who just invested.	I didn't invest, I basically shorted.
I'll sell 2! If I had that much money I could just buy a new one!	So we are into Kidney futures now?
Think my grandfather told me about this. It was the OG WSB in his day.	Yeah man who doesn't remember investor shub
If you’re selling them against the two you already have they’re not naked, if you’re really limited on capital you probably won’t be able to get as much back as you’re going to lose but it would be worth calculating	Not sure i understand...
Find another you community currently with better following I dare ya	This sentence is all twisted
Sorry I’m retarded but which gap?	The one in our hearts.
D	E
1.25&#37; on cap gains?	Yes
he needs a bib and some elbow pads too	And a towel
You’re either poor or you get shitty hair cuts.	Why not both?
so what is the appropriate value, also its too bad u dont have those extra 20 shares. Then you could at least sell covered calls.	I don't know how to sell covered calls
New new stock market	Shit I’m starting New new new stock market in Thailand.
I do not feel a prediction of an almost 10% gain in a day deserves a response.	You're full of shit yo, 10&#37; gain in a day isn't too extreme. This thing gapped up after hours almost 3 dollars from the low of 57.89 to 60.88 or something. Premarket it could gap up again and potentially pop at open before falling down to 60 again
Damn I was hoping for Asian Leo	https://i.imgur.com/8isWFf9.png
bought at $545. current value is 1875. so 1330. i regret not buying more obviously	nice not bad
oh thats the same chick, lucky OP	If he wanted to date a 45 year old fat man, ya, super lucky.
G	O
Ok but can I sue	You can sue, but you can't Su. Long AMD
I'm fairly confident in this trade, but yes time will tell and it will be important to keep a price notification for a stop on this one.	So if you get fucking steamrolled when are you willing to take the loss?? 1800 1850? 1900? What strike price?
Im doin cock push ups rn	Well, just the one, but still...
Holy fuck you're Chinese and you haven't called China and asked if IQ is the real deal?	My Taiwanese hair cutter watches IQiyi stuff and the old lady hair cutter too on the iPad
QD	and $NEW
This. Weak hands hold no tendies!	Por que no los dos? Then get cucked by theta when it sideways trades
From my observation these Asian girls are usually from the bottom of the barrel	Nah, I’ve seen it both ways.
I like the red. makes me feel at home	You merely adopted the redness
Bro I can be in and out 5 mins Max. Slow shitters would die back in neanderthal days.	Then again, neanderthals wouldn't do good on the stock market if they only shit for 5 minutes.
What about a 65/80 spread w/ lower theta	I was looking at 65/75, good for a triple and high chance of hitting max gain
Yeah, exactly what I was thinking. If it pushes through and holds that line it should pump up quite a bit, but if it drops I'm pulling around 360 and waiting until it finds support again.	Here’s to hoping the next couple of hours go well.
5% doesn’t do it for you?	This puts us at where we were.... On June 12. Of course it's not enough. It's basically just making up the stupidity of the dip during market all time highs in the past week.
AMZN $3.5k by Dec 2020.	320k by 2030, gtfo daddy warren
Worst case scenario was probably a $400k loss if Tesla went to 380 and stayed there all week	Which was totally possible. Dude got lucky AF
at this point wait and see what happens today then reassess	Word. Do some firms release upgrades intraday or do you think we’ve heard most of them for today
Paid for free movies? I love when I go to a restaurant and pay then get free food	You know what I mean you pedantic cuck
It did	it still gives me wood
Dolla dolla DOW	I can just imagine Drake or Jay Z rapping this like in Pound Cake.
The other way around: IV is calculated based on premiums. It's an estimation of the real volatility.	I stand corrected, thx
Someone needs to make a bot that scrapes his twitter and trades based on his tweets.	Saw something on CNBC once. Basically has been one for over a year.
https://i.imgur.com/8isWFf9.png	Lmfao amazing
or doesnt live in a first world country. 1k is an above average salary in most of south america for instance	Do they have stocks there?
Pray to Papa Elon for a space ride this morning. And wonder why I ever got out of NFLX.	The Netflix train will not slow down until $500+ grab some calls
Do you get some allowance / lunch money? It'd be nice to have free yolo money.	How else do you think he can keep buying dip after dip after dip?
Ye what is everyone doing ?	Buying more leaps if we pull back even a little.
I have the opposite. 55 7/20 calls	You win good sir
Time to load up on $10 2020 calls? It should easily reach $10 by end of this year let alone the next. Even Buffet owns shares.	lol if it hits $10 Howard Stern is never coming in to work again.
No, ur a gay	Nice
Post resume [here](https://hireautism.org/)	savage
it's much easier not to care when you start with 100 000 instead of 2-5k like average trader.	2-5k? Hey look at mr money bags over here. We start with $100 on AMD
They’re not buying back shares until next q, up buying back shares will increase EPS as it reduces share count and EPS is total earnings divided by share count	Thank you.
Buy AMZN 1740 call, sell AMZN 1730 call. Max loss gets capped at $1000	Even if uncovered? And when would you get max profit?
Tendies are one hell of a drug...	Holy fuck, this dude is the ideal WSB goodboi
the SEC approves everything even chinese fantasy made up companies	As someone who helps prepare 10-Ks, this is not exactly true. Comment letters make us go into fire drill mode.
Same boat as you. Saw the massive discount and couldn't help but bite. I think I'm going to try and make it a short play but yesterday's aftermarket looked pretty strong. If it can rally a little bit premarket I might make a quick 20% gain of an exit	Damn. Just woke up to the wtf.
If I wasn’t tied up on IQ call, I’d definitely hold MU long. Calls have always screwed me over for MU, but I’d go long tbh	I guess Im just too new to calls. Trying to find a balance between my max risk, the risk that it can actually hit the break even price. Like would 8/3 for 325$ be considered good? Its just a lot to balance.
I got greedy and holy Jesus it hurts. Can't say I don't deserve it but we got time boss	Trying to add if I can.
Truly biggly	真的很大
that's an amazing price, I'm jealous	Thanks dad. I put an order for 5 in premarket hoping some idiot would market fill them. Didn't happen but panic selling 10 minutes later did. Did you get out of your Octobers?
He’s running for president and when he wins he’s gonna give everyone $1k a month since the robots are taking our jobs	That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever fucking heard
Without high school degree. You are only allow to trade Pokemon's card. Once you get your highschool degree, you can move onto trading baseball card and shit, and so on	Specifically 'Mr. Pokemon's' singular card.
You do know that the market is down right? Not just IQ. Are they all meme stocks?	stocks are memes this is fact
who let you in here	Downvotes hit me just as hard as my JD calls tanking.
$AMD Has big support at $15.93 if it slips it look out. If not it could bounce back. If I were you I'd wait until after lunch and make a play.	Already broke through that today. TA is dumb
6/29?	6/29 30s, and I have 20 contacts for 7/20 $32.
IQ is still up bigly. What price did you buy in at?	the top !
Bought twitter puts yesterday just closed for a 50 bomb ill let you know whats coming next	LONG TWTR
Nobody likes a smart ass, but wouldn’t that make him your uncle?	Family secrets man.
Should've bought LEAPs when it IPO'd	Should've started Visa.
poor advice. recessions are so temporary they should be ignored. 2009 crashed and by 2011 we were in green territory (generally speaking). if you miss the recession you will probably also miss its rally.	yea, you are right. Historically, markets always tend to go up. The Fed has to hit their annual 2&#37; inflation target.
combined with my calls i lost like 800, pretty shit	I'm down $18k on SOGO calls and stock. Was up over $60k the day before Trump's 2nd tariff memo.
Going to short SHOP as more small businesses get fucked and forced to close down.	I’m going all in at MU calls for 66 8/3!
D	I
I'm sure it's going to recover but right now everyone is screwed. All my calls are 7/20 and later but worry about time decay. People who have calls expiring sooner are dead.	Rip my 61.5 MU 6/29 calls
Also their main leader appears to be going through some sort of rebellious existential crisis	As long as Musk doesn't pull a McAfee, $TSLA will keep rising like the thin crust of skin holding in a giant bolus of pus from a festering wound.
Concerns over an internet sales tax proposal. Probably gonna be a red day	??? Internet sales tax?
Who is “early” and why’d he buy?	He bought so he could 'sell it to soon.'
You have almost two months....better panic sell now	Lol buy high sell low. I have made a few hundred on buying/selling this option before so I guess not really my first option but my first company I’ve been watching. Just don’t really know a whole lot about time decay yet or IV :/
G	G
You’re burning theta at 14% per day currently. I’d say you’re screwed, but then again I’ve had a lot of “screwed” plays lately that somehow work out for me so good luck	Got scared and sold... Bought some JPM calls for the 29th. I hate money

'two work'

He had one cob

what is FD

Nobody tell him

Now Michigan

MULTIPLE LOCATIONS!

What's a call?

are you on t-mobile too?

Why do I have to work your second job?

You should get a second job like me to pay for your gambling addiction

I'm glad! I showed my friends and they didn't understand my bewilderment.

Sad Pablo?

Getting back into emerging markets?

VNM for life yo

No, not the coffee pot!

The horror!

not in the short term but certainly in the long term.

My theory is that they estimated guidance low because of the China situation. The only thing that they needed to do was to continue establishing the narrative that the sector is secular now. IMO, $3.30 does that.

Take your gains and spend them on a set of [these] (https://store.srulirecht.com/products/a-lasting-impression-is-sr341) bad boys then jam your member in there..

Can I fuck it?

What the hell did she say?

No idea but I swear he looks like shkrelis

Hey guys I’m sure there’s a LGBT subreddit somewhere you guys can finish this convo in.

Lmao

Fuck I got 7/6s

Same here. 60.5 strike

We really do

I thought you lived in Boise.

His second problem is being so far OTM. A little lower and some of these would be solid

Did you assume my gender? Reee

they were cheap, i saw some guy mention cheap october calls so i took a look at them. gives plenty of time for a recovery too

Time value of options. Might wanna google

Pancakes > waffles

Hey fuck you, I thought I could trust you and now this

Join me bb

Campus tour??

Sequels are never as good as the original

Tell that to Rocky

No

Yes

Shut up pussy. I bought my calls at the fucking peak like a true autist and held those heavy ass bags for WEEKS! Come at me bro!

pls tell me they were 80's

Bought 10 shares in my Roth at $334 and was not even suprised they cracked $400 in this short period of time. They're potential for original content internationally is huge. Easy $600 by end of year

$600? Lol more likely back to $300

I actually called the phone number listed on the SEC filing. He's totally nuts but a nice guy. Kept on talking about some marijuana related domain names he bought.

Damn kinda sad. Lucid enough to navigate corporate filings to 'sell' shares of your 'company,' keep your linkedin updated and all that but clearly off the rockers.

What is that asks the person who just invested.

I didn't invest, I basically shorted.

I'll sell 2! If I had that much money I could just buy a new one!

So we are into Kidney futures now?

Think my grandfather told me about this. It was the OG WSB in his day.

Yeah man who doesn't remember investor shub

If you’re selling them against the two you already have they’re not naked, if you’re really limited on capital you probably won’t be able to get as much back as you’re going to lose but it would be worth calculating

Not sure i understand...

Find another you community currently with better following I dare ya

This sentence is all twisted

Sorry I’m retarded but which gap?

The one in our hearts.

D

E

1.25&#37; on cap gains?

Yes

he needs a bib and some elbow pads too

And a towel

You’re either poor or you get shitty hair cuts.

Why not both?

so what is the appropriate value, also its too bad u dont have those extra 20 shares. Then you could at least sell covered calls.

I don't know how to sell covered calls

New new stock market

Shit I’m starting New new new stock market in Thailand.

I do not feel a prediction of an almost 10% gain in a day deserves a response.

You're full of shit yo, 10&#37; gain in a day isn't too extreme. This thing gapped up after hours almost 3 dollars from the low of 57.89 to 60.88 or something. Premarket it could gap up again and potentially pop at open before falling down to 60 again

Damn I was hoping for Asian Leo

https://i.imgur.com/8isWFf9.png

bought at $545. current value is 1875. so 1330. i regret not buying more obviously

nice not bad

oh thats the same chick, lucky OP

If he wanted to date a 45 year old fat man, ya, super lucky.

G

O

Ok but can I sue

You can sue, but you can't Su. Long AMD

I'm fairly confident in this trade, but yes time will tell and it will be important to keep a price notification for a stop on this one.

So if you get fucking steamrolled when are you willing to take the loss?? 1800 1850? 1900? What strike price?

Im doin cock push ups rn

Well, just the one, but still...

Holy fuck you're Chinese and you haven't called China and asked if IQ is the real deal?

My Taiwanese hair cutter watches IQiyi stuff and the old lady hair cutter too on the iPad

QD

and $NEW

This. Weak hands hold no tendies!

Por que no los dos? Then get cucked by theta when it sideways trades

From my observation these Asian girls are usually from the bottom of the barrel

Nah, I’ve seen it both ways.

I like the red. makes me feel at home

*You merely adopted the redness*

Bro I can be in and out 5 mins Max. Slow shitters would die back in neanderthal days.

Then again, neanderthals wouldn't do good on the stock market if they only shit for 5 minutes.

What about a 65/80 spread w/ lower theta

I was looking at 65/75, good for a triple and high chance of hitting max gain

Yeah, exactly what I was thinking. If it pushes through and holds that line it should pump up quite a bit, but if it drops I'm pulling around 360 and waiting until it finds support again.

Here’s to hoping the next couple of hours go well.

5% doesn’t do it for you?

This puts us at where we were.... On June 12. Of course it's not enough. It's basically just making up the stupidity of the dip during market all time highs in the past week.

AMZN $3.5k by Dec 2020.

320k by 2030, gtfo daddy warren

Worst case scenario was probably a $400k loss if Tesla went to 380 and stayed there all week

Which was totally possible. Dude got lucky AF

at this point wait and see what happens today then reassess

Word. Do some firms release upgrades intraday or do you think we’ve heard most of them for today

Paid for free movies? I love when I go to a restaurant and pay then get free food

You know what I mean you pedantic cuck

It did

it still gives me wood

Dolla dolla DOW

I can just imagine Drake or Jay Z rapping this like in Pound Cake.

The other way around: IV is calculated based on premiums. It's an estimation of the real volatility.

I stand corrected, thx

Someone needs to make a bot that scrapes his twitter and trades based on his tweets.

Saw something on CNBC once. Basically has been one for over a year.

https://i.imgur.com/8isWFf9.png

Lmfao amazing

or doesnt live in a first world country. 1k is an above average salary in most of south america for instance

Do they have stocks there?

Pray to Papa Elon for a space ride this morning. And wonder why I ever got out of NFLX.

The Netflix train will not slow down until $500+ grab some calls

Do you get some allowance / lunch money? It'd be nice to have free yolo money.

How else do you think he can keep buying dip after dip after dip?

Ye what is everyone doing ?

Buying more leaps if we pull back even a little.

I have the opposite. 55 7/20 calls

You win good sir

Time to load up on $10 2020 calls? It should easily reach $10 by end of this year let alone the next. Even Buffet owns shares.

lol if it hits $10 Howard Stern is never coming in to work again.

No, ur a gay

Nice

Post resume [here](https://hireautism.org/)

savage

it's much easier not to care when you start with 100 000 instead of 2-5k like average trader.

2-5k? Hey look at mr money bags over here. We start with $100 on AMD

They’re not buying back shares until next q, up buying back shares will increase EPS as it reduces share count and EPS is total earnings divided by share count

Thank you.

Buy AMZN 1740 call, sell AMZN 1730 call. Max loss gets capped at $1000

Even if uncovered? And when would you get max profit?

Tendies are one hell of a drug...

Holy fuck, this dude is the ideal WSB goodboi

the SEC approves everything even chinese fantasy made up companies

As someone who helps prepare 10-Ks, this is not exactly true. Comment letters make us go into fire drill mode.

Same boat as you. Saw the massive discount and couldn't help but bite. I think I'm going to try and make it a short play but yesterday's aftermarket looked pretty strong. If it can rally a little bit premarket I might make a quick 20% gain of an exit

Damn. Just woke up to the wtf.

If I wasn’t tied up on IQ call, I’d definitely hold MU long. Calls have always screwed me over for MU, but I’d go long tbh

I guess Im just too new to calls. Trying to find a balance between my max risk, the risk that it can actually hit the break even price. Like would 8/3 for 325$ be considered good? Its just a lot to balance.

I got greedy and holy Jesus it hurts. Can't say I don't deserve it but we got time boss

Trying to add if I can.

Truly biggly

真的很大

that's an amazing price, I'm jealous

Thanks dad. I put an order for 5 in premarket hoping some idiot would market fill them. Didn't happen but panic selling 10 minutes later did. Did you get out of your Octobers?

He’s running for president and when he wins he’s gonna give everyone $1k a month since the robots are taking our jobs

That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever fucking heard

Without high school degree. You are only allow to trade Pokemon's card. Once you get your highschool degree, you can move onto trading baseball card and shit, and so on

Specifically 'Mr. Pokemon's' singular card.

You do know that the market is down right? Not just IQ. Are they all meme stocks?

stocks are memes this is fact

who let you in here

Downvotes hit me just as hard as my JD calls tanking.

$AMD Has big support at $15.93 if it slips it look out. If not it could bounce back. If I were you I'd wait until after lunch and make a play.

Already broke through that today. TA is dumb

6/29?

6/29 30s, and I have 20 contacts for 7/20 $32.

IQ is still up bigly. What price did you buy in at?

the top !

Bought twitter puts yesterday just closed for a 50 bomb ill let you know whats coming next

LONG TWTR

Nobody likes a smart ass, but wouldn’t that make him your uncle?

Family secrets man.

Should've bought LEAPs when it IPO'd

Should've started Visa.

poor advice. recessions are so temporary they should be ignored. 2009 crashed and by 2011 we were in green territory (generally speaking). if you miss the recession you will probably also miss its rally.

yea, you are right. Historically, markets always tend to go up. The Fed has to hit their annual 2&#37; inflation target.

combined with my calls i lost like 800, pretty shit

I'm down $18k on SOGO calls and stock. Was up over $60k the day before Trump's 2nd tariff memo.

Going to short SHOP as more small businesses get fucked and forced to close down.

I’m going all in at MU calls for 66 8/3!

D

I

I'm sure it's going to recover but right now everyone is screwed. All my calls are 7/20 and later but worry about time decay. People who have calls expiring sooner are dead.

Rip my 61.5 MU 6/29 calls

Also their main leader appears to be going through some sort of rebellious existential crisis

As long as Musk doesn't pull a McAfee, $TSLA will keep rising like the thin crust of skin holding in a giant bolus of pus from a festering wound.

Concerns over an internet sales tax proposal. Probably gonna be a red day

??? Internet sales tax?

Who is “early” and why’d he buy?

He bought so he could 'sell it to soon.'

You have almost two months....better panic sell now

Lol buy high sell low. I have made a few hundred on buying/selling this option before so I guess not really my first option but my first company I’ve been watching. Just don’t really know a whole lot about time decay yet or IV :/

G

You’re burning theta at 14% per day currently. I’d say you’re screwed, but then again I’ve had a lot of “screwed” plays lately that somehow work out for me so good luck

Got scared and sold... Bought some JPM calls for the 29th. I hate money