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Based on how the market usually reacts at during specific months, Dec should be green. Last year was one of those exceptions. | Thanks random stranger, time to all in on spy calls | |
Both shares and calls. Going to use my profits to buy puts on FASTLY | Why NET is up and FASTLY is down suddenly. | |
Are you still holding or did you cut losses? | Still holding but bought a bunch of 60$ calls. Some analysts upgraded them after the earnings. Average target price is like 75 now. So I still believe | |
Yeah the problem with that strategy is that the price of ours has dropped so much since he entered the trade. He’d barely recover anything. The smarter idea is to get out of the trade entirely and focus on making healthy decisions...but who are we kidding, autism can’t be cured. | Er, yeah, what I meant to say was take out a loan to buy more of the same FDs. Thanks for catching that | |
Dangit woman! I told you we're buying christmas stuff at dollar tree. | 😂😂😂😂😂 | |
Tbdh, idek | Yup... autism | |
I didn't lose any money but I lost out on huge gains since I sold covered calls on my SPY shares a while back. | Could've rolled them to a later date and higher strike for credit. | |
Mine was more of a joke. Been dating for 5 years now. I'm in medical school and she has a real job. I help pay for a lot of things but I'm still broke af so she usually contributes a bit more. It'll all balance out in a few years when I have an actual job | I’m a woman dating a guy who is in medical school! I feel like it’s an automatic thing for me to contribute more than he does while he is focusing on med school and i agree, it will all balance out in a few years! | |
Really? Damn didn't know that I've been lurking for like 6 months never noticed that | Sort by new sometime. It's a trip. | |
No problem.. yeah this market has been wild lately. I expect a little bit of topping pretty soon, If not here. Friday will likely see no volume but entering next week things could get interesting as the end of the year nears and people get back to work. It’s going to be difficult for the big funds not to sell.. | Dec 3 and Dec 15 are 2 big days on my calendar. HK Bill passes on the 3rd and tariffs go or no go into effect on the 15th. | |
How long 🅿️🅿️🤭 | 😳🤤 | |
Cowboys or Bills? | Boys | |
well, it definitely doesn't have to be all or nothing. you can consider taking like a 33% or 50% off the table for now - good luck whatever you choose, bro! i personally sold - i was eating a bunch of L's recently and just needed to take the W for now. | Hey man we’ve all been there. Well thanks for the solid call dude. A pleasure getting tendies with you | |
This tard is a cashier and borrowed the money from banks, his family and his friends. I couldn’t even stomach this. | I am assuming he is joking about the cashier part. No bank would give someone this much money unless they had significant assets or income. | |
Some social media intern probably came up with it 4 days ago but took this long to get it through corporate | This guy corporates | |
Nice | Nice | |
Noted. 👋 | Glad we could help. We really are the best. Now who’s got those quality grubhub calls? | |
Remember someone has to buy your LEAP | you mean sell? | |
Technically Thanksgiving in gyna | Nobody in the world gives a shit about thanksgiving besides Americans | |
I'm bull gang bruh | Oh good!! Stay that way until confirmation of no deal hits then we might need to switch jackets lol | |
Unfortunately I am vaccinated yeah. I guess I’ll quit life now and hope I get a better roll in the next one. | That’s a good thing. If you’re doing this and you’re not autistic then you’re retarded. | |
Government will pump more money into the market to offset any selling. You’re fine. | God forbid normal people don’t have 25k and day trade 4 times in a week. But government stock pumping? That’s fine. We are fine. Literally the feds will be out of money in a year at this rate. | |
what gay broker doesnt have AH | A Canadian one. Now I have to find TSX options to trade tomorrow since you fucks have the day off. | |
It’s called the Santa clause effect u ignoramus | Ignoramus et ignorabimus | |
Still holding but bought a bunch of 60$ calls. Some analysts upgraded them after the earnings. Average target price is like 75 now. So I still believe | Ok I’m holding on too, I’ll update you in a month if I decide to sell | |
Right, I know I’m pissing into the wind here, but I’m just mildly annoyed at this idea that having six figures means you can easily win with theta gang. Many times I have missed out on large gains because I sold covered calls against my position. | I guess what others imply is that with a lot of principal you can sell a lot of options and make a decent profit. I can totally see someone with 200k in principal selling contracts worth 3k every week. You don’t have to work then, just do one trade a week | |
STFU 🐻 NATION | Please donate your money to the Salvation Army.. it’s better than someone like me taking it in the markets | |
250,000 of them now. | Damn people just gave him a cool $25M and doesn't even need to give a percentage to Kickstarter! | |
Were you a product tester? | *taster | |
Share buybacks were illegal at one time | And billionaires used to have a higher tax rate than waitresses. | |
Covered calls are a good strategy but if he is covering them with 15mil in stock that 18k premium isn’t that significant. IMHO its feasible that tesla could double in the next 6 months and I wouldn’t want to cap my upside on 46k shares for 18k. | I’d be willing to bet anyone any amount of money that Tesla will not double by June. | |
Mario or Green Mario? | Regular Mario :) | |
Is this TDA? You can have your brokerage account double as a checking account? | Yep | |
No problem | Nice, how many positions you hold usually | |
What are you thinking? | Thinking down but the price action is weird. I have an old post but TL;DR down because it's a GE subsidiary and hasn't been doing great. They've shown interest in a EOY 2018 report of liquidating their equity in them. | |
You run deficits counter-cyclically not during a 10 year fucking expansion. Federal reserve 101. But it's Trump so there are special rules. | Right, my bad, I just took your comment at face value and made fun of how spectacularly wrong it was. I didn’t realize you meant to take it all back and say something different. | |
got that right. when bears become bulls, the market goes bye bye | Reality is becoming seamless with parody | |
Ricky Gutierrez. He basically copied his swing trading style with DGAZ and UGAZ and it was working for a time. I don't recommend copying investments though. | DGAZ and UGAZ seems to be what his followers mainly trade at least according to Ricky's discord room. I check it every now and then and every time, those 2 stocks are mentioned that day. | |
Bored af rich retard made a bet with some fat rich bitch who had a fitbit on that he would buy puts on it because it looks gross around her fat disgusting hand. | More likely. Rich guy buys one for his side piece who has put on 5/10lbs since being exposed to caviar. He tells her to wear it 24/7 and tell him what she thinks because he is thinking about investing. | |
Can I throw a steel ball at your $500 assembled lego set? | Seriously a damn Lego set costs more than a tesla deposit | |
Thoughts on SQ in the next month or so? | Majority of my portfolio is SQ. I hate/love that stock. I've done ok selling covered calls when it was flat. I'm going long on shares for now. I base this on absolutely nothing. | |
'Just a Pam Beesley looking for my Jim Halper' | Fucking kill me | |
NO U! | Checkmate | |
Greatly retarded. Look at that expiration date. | Your dogs are great. I looked at them. | |
Easy enough to only lose you 15% this time. | Ding ding | |
CPA | Why do you need a CPA? TDA calculates everything for you with respect to your capital gains right? | |
ESPN? | Fox sports Wisconsin 😝 | |
Dear lord it looks ugly | looks ugly cause you’ve never seen anything like it. if you grew up with only cars like this then you would think the cars out now are ugly | |
Oh I got puts baby | F | |
based on literally everyone saying recession inbound | deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.9461 [^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?](https://pastebin.com/FcrFs94k/07039) | |
/s, if that where true I’d be on the phone with my student aid department maxing out loans for yolos | This is how you really short Democrats | |
Just don't report it lmao | Not legal lol | |
I fucking bought baba at 156. Knew the trade war wasn't going to affect them since their audience is chinese/indian/SEA based. If I had bought calls I'd be fucking to the moon right now. | Geez. Hopefully it keeps going up | |
Hi n word | My ninja! | |
Yeah we definitely pressuring them. They are restructuring all their trade though with the “Silk Road revival”(my phrase, China’s name isn’t as cool). So in the long run they are setting up a really nice trade circle | Ya but we can start trading with Great Britain and bring back East India CO. This time it will be oxy wars instead of opium though. | |
Nice | Nice | |
Lmao I love mayo🤣 | Found the Titans fan. | |
This bill was going to go into effect with or with out his signature... China knew that and anyone one who took a social studies class knew that. | How does a bill take effect without the president's signature? | |
Probably somebody who owns a fuck load of shares (maybe an early employee) and needs a hedge in case his buyout doesn’t go through | this | |
Stocks go up though | Yeah, stocks go up! | |
That's why futures are down? | It went down initially even though everyone knew Trump would sign the bill. Now it's just going sideways so the 'shock' factor is now priced in. We're not even below the lows of the day so this is basically nothing. Dip buyers are likely going to jump. | |
You’ll probably be fine. Haven’t you learned anything these last 6 months? All dips are immediately bought up. Stocks rally on any news, whether its good or bad. | Ya and he tweeted that he did it for CHINA so there’s that..?!? | |
Wait, does **any** brokerage have their banking charter? Why on earth would they do that? They can just partner with one, or any number of, banks and keep their money there. Then partner with a bank directly to issue a debit card. I have no idea what they were thinking applying for a charter. Nobody does this at their stage. | Yes, lots of brokerage firms have a charter. | |
You’ll be good | No, no he won't | |
That was the most hilarious retaliation ever | Don’t you mean, hirarious letariation? | |
I have 313.5/313 put credit spreads expiring Friday...with my history you’ll be fine. I mean we can’t both lose...right? | With your powers combined, you make ... Iron Condor! | |
I ate one last night that barely even hit at all. This one hit hard in like 2 hours | Fuck it’s hitting Hard I can’t stop eating this movie is too fucking long | |
Futures down 30 basis points. Yawn | China will wait until Friday morning to retaliate | |
Nice | Nice | |
What stonks | Grocery store stocks. He's talking about buying turkey for Thanksgiving. | |
Cause it’s retarded | Prove it | |
DGAZ and UGAZ seems to be what his followers mainly trade at least according to Ricky's discord room. I check it every now and then and every time, those 2 stocks are mentioned that day. | Yeah you see a video and sure its easy to say 'i entered this position because i saw this' and makes sense what he is saying because you can see the entire graph, but on the live market i can't see shit. Maybe im just an idiot. | |
Fucking brilliant, I wish I was this retarded. | I wish I was half the retard i aspire to be. | |
who needs thinktanks when we have thinkautists!? | Literally the same thing | |
I knew it was wrong. Sorry, couldn’t make it right in my brain. | Nah man it's how it should be spelled. English is stupid. 🤙 | |
which one | He obviously means the fancy one. | |
truth | not only that but I doubt she'd have the political arm to make that happen in washington. markets might still dump anyway because theyre gay as wsb mods | |
the day i find a grey hair is the day i kill myself | I'll die the day I find true black | |
Might hit 3 after approval | It almost hit 3 without the approval but since it was delayed until February, will probably see a lot of up and down until then. Holding March '20 calls. | |
Decided to skim through there for a sec ,it's worse than I remember'I've got 60K in the bank and make 55K a year Is it a pipe dream for me to buy a house for less than 200k' Jesus. | It is a pipe dream, just don't share what was in that pipe with any of your friends. | |
you ain't an autist.. | C'mon autists can do basic math. We just choose to ignore what the numbers tell us. | |
I dont think infinite means what you think it means.. | I've heard that infinite is at the very least higher than 2. | |
If we spray paint a dick on him his account will get fixed faster. | Racial slurs and swastikas are just as effective but funnier. | |
Just promise people free shit and you'll have the uneducated and poor votes | The fact you think most uneducated people vote Democrat shows how uneducated you are. | |
He always does that. Probably didn't even read what the bill was about. How is signing it = showing respect to Xi and Gyna? It is complete opposite but no wonder Mango man makes no sense in whatever he says lol | it really makes no sense its fucking hilarious how stupid he is | |
Thanks for the response! | I am happy as well lol. | |
Did you hedge it with a call? | This is WSB what do you think | |
If it wasnt priced in, it is now. | the market is closed | |
Theres more to the inheritance just his mom capped his college cut. She foresaw this type of situation | The rich don't even go broke like the rest of us... | |
Yes but how much money should be allocated to each trade is the what I mean, with no risk management the likely good of losing money is substantially increased | With in his personal risk tolerance 😅 | |
Probably from making bets like this, but getting lucky for a few years. | He didn't realize elons autism | |
You can blow the flaccid dick whenever you want, my friend | I think the point he was making is that it's yet to go flaccid because it's all hopped on blue pills. | |
homie theres no such thing asa normal car they’re only “ normal “ because you grew up with them | Dude you’re not reading. I’m saying in our reality, cars look like what they do and that is normal to us. Don’t hit me with that intro to ethic BS that normal is just what we make it. I went to college too man. | |
Ice | 'Vanilla is that you?' - Mary Jane. | |
No, no he won't | No, he will be. Always reverse WSB | |
One more time please | For the people in the back! | |
Yeah been in talks with them but they have not gotten back to me since | You forgot the part where you tell them you’re a Nigerian prince | |
Nice | Nice | |
I did go buy puts on EWH the first time I heard Kyle Bass explain his hypothesis. But now I’m not so sure. The puts are cheap but very unlikely to pay. I think I’m still holding 30 $17s in 21 and 22 but I’m doubtful they will print. | What is your duration? | |
Hey, do you have the atlas trading discord still by any chance? | Nah fuck that place. I got my own, low-key channel. |
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