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Whoever wrote, that, loves commas. | As a German, this looks like it was written by a German. We have the exact same type of commas in our language, but they’re mandatory. | |
I bought 5k to 10k worth back then. I was just a high school kid that saved all his checks. | great dude. more power to you... if you don't mind me asking how much is your position worth now? why did u decide to buy nvda btw back then? i assume it was 100% of your folio at the time? | |
BAN | !ban | |
F | A | |
They have the key ability to accumulate capital, unlike jealous losers like you. | I know what I said is true because I retired in my early 30s and I'm just as stupid and fucked up as you | |
September | Cool 😎 loading up on October calls | |
Partnership with neymar to emphasize the driving part? | You meant diving. | |
Hey it's not the amount, it's the percentage. Think 'would this return be enough for me to live on and grow my account if I had $2m account?' If yes u good brah. | I mean sure that works fine if you want some sort of pleb yacht. | |
If I get to choose the whole thing - Sheklesteinberg. | oy vey | |
Doesn't that kind of thing happen all the time though? Google invested in Juicero, for fuck's sake. HP spent 10 billion on Autonomy and then wrote it down by almost 9 billion a year later | True but Google invested in Juicero cause they thought it was a good company obviously. They didn't do it because they thought Juicero was terrible like the commenter is implying. | |
Man I hope you’re right | Fuck man, tradeview dials all say buy, I hope no one looks at those =( | |
You should add it. It is your app after all. And that data is valuable to firms. If people don't want to use a free tool, they don't have to. | This boi just gave you an idea that will outperform any investment. Do it | |
I have 270 PUTS 7/6 at .27 and I couldn’t be more pumped. | May we rest in Tendies | |
Check it now fag | you the man | |
How much can I bet ? | The $50 bucks we have left in our rh accounts | |
Something's got to give | NOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW | |
since i have uvxy calls and bac calls we will see the biggest rally tomorrow the world has ever seen, and bac will file for bankruptcy | Crash confirmed thank you | |
so pretty much IQ and all those chinese meme stocks | But ChInESe NeFLiX | |
WHY ARE WE DOWN FROM JANUARY THEN | If you don't think about it it doesnt exist. | |
Trump's new EPA administrator is a Coal industry lobbyist. I'm hoping that he tells Trump that all cars need to run on coal from now on. That means only coal-powered Teslas, Chevy Bolts, and Nissan Leafs will be legal for purchase in the US. All current non-coal powered cars will be scrapped for production costs of new EVs. Tesla to $5000 | not only can it heat your house, it will power your car! COAL. Powering America Since 1698. | |
Sogo is not even that popular in China to begin with. What makes you think it will go up? | Because r/wsb said to buy it why else | |
sell the news | So since there might be a bear market incoming short sell? | |
F | U | |
Hey did anyone catch Garry Kasparov, literally the greatest chess player in history, discussing how hard Trump supporters have fallen for Russian Active Measures on Prett Bharara’s podcast last week? | 2D is for for waifus not chess. | |
T | goodboi | |
After the past few weeks, I don't know if I'm old or just ready to die | why not both? | |
I can't believe I'm writing this, but it's too incoherent to be a real Trump tweet. I guess maybe it just doesn't fit the standard Trump tweet formula. If you wrote a Trump tweet markov chain it would never generate anything that looks like this. | Covfefe. | |
I hate everyone! Well everyone except Martin and sanjay | Don't forget Su bae | |
Not sure if you understand what is going on... | I don't. | |
Can’t go from row boat to yacht in a day tho | Not with that attitude! | |
My drinking problem | Damn, you can afford a drinking problem? | |
O | Goodbye. | |
WHORE | ~~WHORE~~ HOOR | |
34b is nothing, wait for midnight. As soon as they are signed in China retaliates. Trump has said if they retaliate he signs another 200b on. At that point the market will shit bricks if Trump doesn't blink. | Something something Minsky Moment. | |
If you were a $TSLA, would you short yourself? I know I would! | It's a simple question, doctor. Would you short yourself if you were Elon Musk or not? | |
Just so we're clear, Dorks are Duck/Pig hybrids right? Taking duck bacon to a whole new level. | Wait, wait, wait there's duck bacon? | |
It has been known for a while now that ppl have jobs. This isn't shocking news that should be more important then the potential of a global trade war. | People have known about the trade war for awhile too. I think more people having jobs outweighs some commodity taxes. But we’ll see how far reaching the impacts of tariffs will go. Buckle up. | |
So where do you your DD | Mostly from SEC filings. Bizarre, I realize. | |
Can I be your groupie | Yes | |
'We'll never see 3% GDP' | “Trump isn’t a real candidate” | |
You mean pounding? | Nah sounding dude. Look it up. Much worse. | |
50 percent down would be an improvement for some on this sub | If the market tanked 50%, I'd buy a yacht the size of the small island that I buy to go with my yacht. | |
You do the math... dont ask us. Would you rather have 290% or 15%? | In the moment, i thought my gains would stay and didnt want to lose my ability to day trade. Now i realize that THAT DOESNT MATTER IF YOU HAVE NO MONEY | |
Lots of reasons to short TSLA. So hard to pick just one. | I can't think of any reasons. | |
Participation rate rose. Basically, the job market is so good that old people and disabled people are planning to start looking for work. That means more paychecks, less pressure on wages, and less tax money going out the door for people on the government dole. | Thanks for the explanation. I was wondering how both figures rose, and it only makes sense if more people were added to the labor pool somehow. | |
I think some people knew this and its why it dropped after earnings . I don't have a price target for MU. | You'd have to know what you're talking about to have a price target. | |
3000 | Yuan | |
Naw, it just beats your timing of the market | This man needs gold, but I've lost too much money recently. | |
They say you can't go broke taking profit. But you can also not go rich taking them too | My favorite saying is 'The only people in the country club are those who sold too early.' | |
[https://i.redd.it/ejpupgqj26811.png](https://i.redd.it/ejpupgqj26811.png) | Thank you kind sir. | |
Then WHY are futures green rn. | God damn this sub is fucking stupid | |
Its a nice tent though | Pretty sweet | |
Let's see in the morning | Ring ring | |
Nah comcast is the scummiest company on earth even if it’s a good play | They are scummy but it is a good play. | |
Oh that’s nice, will he drive the Tesla for me while I sit in the back? | What do you think a passenger is? | |
So if I'm 299 I can have a coke? | Just a. | |
Me too! You think it’ll run hard? | Hope so I'm holding onto 7/20 127Cs | |
I trusted you until you disclosed your positions.. | I always disclose my positions when speaking favorably about a stock. That's my ninja way. | |
Walt Disney | His frozen head to be specific. | |
Really, what show is it? | No idea | |
thanks for the advice. definitely need to get my shit together. also i had wayyy too much of my portfolio in calls rather than stock | F | |
Forex. | Which exchange has trade in Bolivars? The only way you can sell Bolivars is to the venezuelan government. | |
Stormy Daniels. He's done now | r-right? | |
#BUT OMG DID YOU SEE MELANIA’S STOOPID DRESS | The literal world is going to end!!! Aaaaarrrggghhh!!! | |
Looks like it's finally broken out of the sideways move. | Don't get me wrong... I am happy its moving upwards and all but we need to be at least 2x as high as the indexes or we come out net negative on red days with a beta of 1.6. The market is 'forward looking' stock buy backs kick off in September ~10 billion/ $53 = ~189 million shares purchased = ~ 16.3% of all out standing shares. ~ 16.3 x $53 = ~$62 share price if there is zero growth/ zero price movement on company that has beat on the last 11 of 11 earnings and raised guidance once again. | |
I spend more on toilet paper. Don’t despair, you were broke b4 you started | You waste money you could be spending on options, Fucking pleasant. | |
I just typed normally and asked my great grandmother to press the Caps Lock key as fast as she could. | Underrated comment | |
Not only do they not beat the market. They lose to the market. | But their brokers love them! | |
I think you forgot the strategy. HOLD. If you bought in 1998 and DIDN'T sell in 2007 or 2008, what is your money worth today? I'm guessing a lot. | Lol if you were invested in 1998. I was 10. | |
yas what goes down must go downer | my portfolio has a syndrom of going downs, a down syndrome if you will | |
what's the drop in the middle ? | The value of his stocks or options lost value | |
The bitch I ask to hold the wheel for me while I take a quick doze | Excuse me can you hold the wheel for a sec, I gotta scratch two spots at once. | |
You probably just didn’t understand how you have to have a certain amount of your own money in the trade as well depending on the perceived risk | You’re probably right since I was definitely trying to buy some high V faggy D’s | |
Duh. Why do you think I posted this? | ... Just a TLDR for the plebs | |
Autofelatio | That is 'throating' yourself, necking is where you push your own head down on someone else's dick. | |
Better to have 4 people looking for jobs than 1 looking with 3 living off social programs | People seem to forget that as soon as you quit looking for a job you are no longer considered unemployed. | |
I woke up late this morning to my AMD calls up 100% | woot woot! Same here homie. i got a 17$ call about a month ago that expires next friday. feeling good now | |
You got it! | or TIFU, over and over and over again. | |
I saw a robinhood wage garnishment letter for like $300 +$1200 in legal fees a few months back. It all depends on your local laws of wage garnisment. | No wage to garnish if I dont have a job. | |
But you could have bought fewer calls at a more reasonable strike.. The problem is that so otm and short expiry means your call value decays like hell with time. And then instead of selling the same day you held... | Shhh. OP is how I make so much damn money selling calls. | |
you walk to the other hemisphere anytime your down and you go back up again | You're never gonna keep me down | |
Don't read too much into it. It's just saying between selling too late and too early, it's better to sell too early. | Ohhh, understood. As in 'all those guys who you made fun of for supposedly selling early are now at the country club kicking it'. Thanks. | |
do tell him | Nobody tell this guy either | |
Get your shit together Christopher | Topher should just delete himself. Problem solved | |
Ford doesn’t dig holes. | I dunno. Have you looked at their stock over the past 5 years? Shit is slowly going to the core of the earth. | |
Except Chinese firms have partial ownership of many iconic American products so this is not what China wants. Plus USA exports to China is what, 1% of our GDP? Not nothing but pales compared with Chinese exports to USA. The real punch is a) if prices go up and stay up for American consumers and b) Chinese offload American debt in a firesale and of course c) tariff for tariff tit for tat. | I think C. would lead into A., and if A. happened, I think it would hurt China a lot more in the long term. China’s niche is manufacturing cheap crap, if their crap isn’t cheap, we’ll find someone else to do it. | |
So simple, even an idiot can lose money! | Yea, by buying a Bloomberg terminal. | |
If there was a resolution we would be up 10% across the board, not 0.50% | Nahh, with a resolution we would be down 2% because this market makes no fucking sense. | |
Your USO calls don’t care about Brent trading prices. WTI did take a hit but it’s recovering | Yep this. The Brent-WTI spread has been narrowing a bit the last few weeks. Could be nice for lots of North American oil companies if it continues or stays tight. | |
OP somewhat has his shit together? | He just charged it at a local gas station after they turned his power off. | |
Any person with no knowledge of markets is a shoe shine boy | you honestly think most doctors just stick all those earnings in an ally savings account and have no less knowledge of the market than you? | |
The real LPT is always in the comments | Dammit guys atleast upvote to help him out a little. This shit is getting rough | |
Hope so I'm holding onto 7/20 127Cs | Bruh I got some weekly 132 calls let’s go 🤪🤪 | |
I look at the top losers for the day and check their 3m and 1y charts and see what the reason for the drop was. Then I try to get a call a month out near the pre drop price if they make sense to buy. | Good. I will occasionally do this | |
I tend to motivate people by calling them a fucking retard | Thanks Mom... | |
Fag | G | |
Probably sold his MU calls Tuesday for puts and then got spy puts on margin. Basically buy high sell low and then short low and rebuy high | the infamous wsb strategy. | |
Dow? Too boring. | Boring money is best money. Grow at 15% monthly compounding and laugh from your space island. | |
Have fun papercutting ur anus. | My asshole has never been the same since a the fissures | |
Don't believe him, he just spits on each sheet before he wipes. | LOL |
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