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Bring Michael Jackson back to life | 0 | Bring Elvis Presley back to life | 0 |
Have a nice looking car that breaks down every month | 0 | Have a very rusty car that never breaks down | 0 |
Mitt Romney | 0 | Ron Paul | 0 |
Play Russian Roulette with 5 bullets. | 0 | Be forced to be on Chat Roulette for the rest of your life. | 0 |
Like a perfect person | 1 | Love an ordinary person | 0 |
Lindsay Lohan | 0 | Paris Hilton | 1 |
Bellyflop off a 50 foot cliff into water | 2 | Stay underwater for 2 minutes | 0 |
Give a kiss every time you greet a family member | 0 | Hug every non family member you greet | 1 |
Dumb and Happy | 0 | Smart and Depressed | 1 |
Infinite Hearing | 0 | Infinite Vision | 0 |
No Brain | 0 | No Balls | 0 |
Have more intelligence | 1 | Have more money | 5 |
Be a wealthy person in England during World War II | 1 | Be a wealthy person in America during The Great Depression | 1 |
Creationist | 0 | Understanding of science | 3 |
Be an only child | 1 | Have a brother and a sister | 3 |
Leave him/her alone in the woods and he eventually dies | 2 | Watch Hoodlums beat him/her to death and you can't do anything | 0 |
Be a famous swimmer | 0 | Be a famous golfer | 0 |
Pizza | 2 | Hot dog | 1 |
Grow wings | 3 | Have gills | 0 |
Be covered by bees. | 1 | Be surrounded by rattle snakes. | 5 |
Marvel Comics | 1 | DC Comics | 0 |
With your breasts showing | 3 | Have your private area showing. | 0 |
Be married to an abusive jerk and can not get a divorce or leave him. | 0 | Be single until you die. | 2 |
See your mom naked. | 0 | See your dad naked. | 1 |
Poop your pants once a day. | 2 | Throw up five times a day. | 1 |
Dancer | 5 | Singer | 1 |
Be Jason Voorhees | 0 | Be Michael Myers | 1 |
Be Ron Jeremy | 0 | Be Hugh Hefner | 0 |
Be Optimus Prime | 1 | Be Megatron | 1 |
Be Rambo | 0 | Be Bruce Lee | 1 |
Be Master Chief | 0 | Be Marcus Fenix | 0 |
Be Ozzy Osbourne | 1 | Be Motorhead | 0 |
Watch all the Twilight movies with a fan fanatic for five straight days | 1 | Watch Glee for 25 hours straight with no sleep | 0 |
Sonic The Hedgehog | 1 | Shadow The Hedgehog | 0 |
Aids | 0 | Herpes | 0 |
Suck on a sweaty arm pit | 1 | Drink balls sweat | 0 |
Film | 0 | Digital | 3 |
Freakishly tall. | 0 | Freakishly short. | 0 |
Wipe away from you | 0 | Wipe towards you | 0 |
Do the ugliest woman on earth | 4 | Do a dog | 9 |
Have sex with an underage girl/boy who wanted it | 2 | Have sex with an extremely ugly person of the same sex | 0 |
Be a toilet | 1 | Be a sex doll | 2 |
Choose a crowbar | 0 | Choose a AK47 with limited ammo | 0 |
Own an android | 1 | On an iphone (any model) | 0 |
Control Time | 1 | Control Space | 3 |
Eat only bugs the rest of your life | 0 | Eat only partially decomposed flesh the rest of your life. | 0 |
Lose your wife | 0 | Lose your mother | 0 |
Be with the most beautiful ripped man? | 1 | Be with the ugliest fattest woman? | 0 |
Eat a bowl of maggots. | 0 | Eat a bowl of worms. | 0 |
Eat a bowl of maggots. | 0 | Eat a bowl of worms. | 1 |
Take complete control over their internet web sites (facebook, twitter, etc.) and they can never tell anyone. | 2 | Lock them in a room and make them listen to Justin Bieber for 72 hours straight | 0 |
Take complete control over their internet web sites (facebook, twitter, etc.) and they can never tell anyone. | 4 | Lock them in a room and make them listen to Justin Bieber for 72 hours straight | 0 |
Take complete control over their internet web sites (facebook, twitter, etc.) and they can never tell anyone. | 1 | Lock them in a room and make them listen to Justin Bieber for 72 hours straight | 0 |
Be incredibly good looking with a small package | 2 | Be ugly with a large package | 1 |
Jwoww | 0 | Sammi | 0 |
Only be able to ask questions | 0 | Only be able to answear questions | 1 |
Only have the senses of sight and sound | 1 | Not be able to feel any emotions | 0 |
Find a colony of spiders in your nose | 0 | Suck a trannies dick until it finishes | 0 |
Pull a 5 foot cactus out of your urethra | 0 | Pull a 10 foot cactus out of your anus | 0 |
Be run over by a steam roller | 3 | Be chewed up by a wood chipper | 1 |
Live | 1 | Die | 1 |
The Blue pill | 0 | The Red pill | 4 |
Be deaf in one ear | 0 | Be blind in one eye | 2 |
Have your skin slowly peeled off, inch by inch | 2 | Slide down a slide made of razor blades into a pool of acid | 4 |
Eat poop | 2 | Drink pee | 10 |
Be in a constant state of orgasm | 1 | Be in a constant state of laughter | 0 |
Have a child every 2-3 years starting at 16 until unable to conceive | 0 | Have 4 children with 4 men/women | 0 |
Have a sexual obsession with a disembodied head | 0 | Have a sexual obsession with your sibling | 1 |
4 year old son | 2 | 4 year old daughter | 1 |
Cast of Jersey Shore | 1 | Justin Beiber | 2 |
Have balls of steel | 1 | Have huge goat balls | 0 |
Have arm pit hair 2 feet long that you can never shave | 0 | Or fingernails 3 inches long that you can never clip | 0 |
Blue | 0 | Red | 0 |
Get stabed by a knife in a fight | 0 | Get shot in a fight by a gun | 0 |
Darth Vader | 0 | Adolf Hitler | 1 |
Michael Jackson | 1 | Elvis Presley | 1 |
Be with somebody who breath smell like boo boo forever | 0 | Be with someone with bad body oder forever | 0 |
Blu Team | 1 | Red Team | 1 |
To become any Pokemon of your choosing | 0 | Pokemon Trainer | 0 |
Have the face of Sarah Jessica Parker and be accepted. | 0 | Be a Centaur and be isolated from the world. | 1 |
Have every super physical ability (strength, speed, enducance, ect) | 1 | Have every super mental ability (telekinesis, flight, read minds, ect) | 4 |
Date Selena Gomez | 0 | Date Bella Thorne | 0 |
Play Zombies(Black Ops) | 0 | Play Survival Mode(MW3) | 0 |
Thirst | 0 | Hunger | 2 |
Get shot in the leg once | 1 | Eat your poop every week | 0 |
Publish your diary | 0 | Make a movie of your most embarrassing moment | 0 |
Not be able to fap | 2 | Suck your dad's p***S | 0 |
Sum 41 | 0 | Blink-182 | 1 |
Iron Man | 1 | Batman | 1 |
Blink-182 | 0 | Sum 41 | 0 |
Only drink water for the rest of your life | 1 | Be able to drink anything besides water | 4 |
The Justice League | 1 | The Avengers | 0 |
Hoodie Allen | 1 | Mac Miller | 0 |
Charmander | 1 | Squirtle | 2 |
Charmander | 0 | Squirtle | 1 |
Watch your parents have sex for the rest of your life | 0 | Join in on them for a threesome and never have to see them having sex again | 0 |
Be able to freeze, slow, accelerate or reverse time | 0 | Be able to manipulate the elements | 1 |
Listen to Skrillex | 2 | Listen to Justin Bieber | 3 |
Have Morgan Freeman's Voice | 2 | Have Sean Connery's Voice | 0 |
Have the power to get back to life everytime you die, but you die with a lot of pain | 0 | Let someone you may it may not know randomly die once a month | 0 |
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