File size: 23,545 Bytes
6fde414
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
46
47
48
49
50
51
52
53
54
55
56
57
58
59
60
61
62
63
64
65
66
67
68
69
70
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
79
80
81
82
83
84
85
86
87
88
89
90
91
92
93
94
95
96
97
98
99
100
101
102
103
104
105
106
107
108
109
110
111
112
113
114
115
116
117
118
119
120
121
122
123
124
125
126
127
128
129
130
131
132
133
134
135
136
137
138
139
140
141
142
143
144
145
146
147
148
149
150
151
152
153
154
155
156
157
158
159
160
161
162
163
164
165
166
167
168
169
170
171
172
173
174
175
176
177
178
179
180
181
182
183
184
185
186
187
188
189
190
191
192
193
194
195
196
197
198
199
200
201
202
203
204
205
206
207
208
209
210
211
212
213
214
215
216
217
218
219
220
221
222
223
224
225
226
227
228
229
230
231
232
233
234
235
236
237
238
239
240
241
242
243
244
245
246
247
248
249
250
251
252
253
254
255
256
257
258
259
260
261
262
263
264
265
266
267
268
269
270
271
272
273
274
275
276
277
278
279
280
281
282
283
284
285
286
287
288
289
290
291
292
293
294
295
296
297
298
299
300
301
302
303
304
305
306
307
308
309
310
311
312
313
314
315
316
317
318
319
320
321
322
323
324
325
326
327
328
329
330
331
332
333
334
335
336
337
338
339
340
341
342
343
344
345
346
347
348
349
350
351
352
353
354
355
356
357
358
359
360
361
362
363
364
365
366
367
368
369
370
371
372
373
374
375
376
377
378
379
380
381
382
383
384
385
386
387
388
389
390
391
392
393
394
395
396
397
398
399
400
401
402
403
404
405
406
407
408
409
410
411
412
413
414
415
416
417
418
419
420
421
422
423
424
425
426
427
428
429
430
431
432
433
434
435
436
437
438
439
440
441
442
443
444
445
446
447
448
449
450
451
452
453
454
455
456
457
458
459
460
461
462
463
464
465
466
467
468
469
470
471
472
473
474
475
476
477
478
479
480
481
482
483
484
485
486
487
488
489
490
491
492
493
494
495
496
497
498
499
500
501
502
503
504
505
506
507
508
509
510
511
512
513
514
515
516
517
518
519
520
521
522
523
524
525
526
527
528
529
530
531
532
533
534
535
536
537
538
539
540
541
542
543
544
545
546
547
548
549
550
551
552
553
554
555
556
557
558
559
560
561
562
563
564
565
566
567
568
569
570
571
572
573
574
575
576
577
578
579
580
581
582
583
584
585
586
587
588
589
590
591
592
593
594
595
596
597
598
599
600
601
602
603
604
605
606
607
608
609
610
611
612
613
614
615
616
617
618
619
620
621
622
623
624
625
626
627
628
629
630
631
632
633
634
635
636
637
638
639
640
641
642
643
644
645
646
647
648
649
650
651
652
653
654
655
656
657
658
659
660
661
662
663
664
665
666
667
668
669
670
671
672
673
674
675
676
677
678
679
680
681
682
683
684
685
686
687
688
689
690
691
692
693
694
695
696
697
698
699
700
701
702
703
704
705
706
707
708
709
710
711
712
713
714
715
716
717
718
719
720
721
722
723
724
725
726
727
728
729
730
731
732
733
734
735
736
737
738
739
740
741
742
743
744
745
746
747
748
749
750
751
752
753
754
755
756
757
758
759
760
761
762
763
764
765
766
767
768
769
770
771
772
773
774
775
776
777
778
779
780
781
782
783
784
785
786
787
788
789
790
791
792
793
794
795
796
797
798
799
800
801
802
803
804
805
806
807
808
809
810
811
812
813
814
815
816
817
818
819
820
821
822
823
824
825
826
827
828
829
830
831
832
833
834
835
836
837
838
839
840
841
842
843
844
845
846
847
848
849
850
851
852
853
854
855
856
857
858
859
860
861
862
863
864
865
866
867
868
869
870
871
872
873
874
875
876
877
878
879
880
881
882
883
884
885
886
887
888
889
890
891
892
893
894
895
896
897
898
899
900
901
902
903
904
905
906
907
908
909
910
911
912
913
914
915
916
917
918
[
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "We are Worker Drones: autonomous robots helping humans mine exoplanets for our interstellar parent company, JC Jensen, IN SPAAAAACEE.... Yeah, we were mistreated in the name of Windex but it's not like we revolted and killed all humans or anything. Mostly because they handled that just fine all by themselves. With biological life wiped from the planet, we found it pretty easy to pick up where they left off. We finally had a future... all to ourselves."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Unfortunately... our parent company didn't exactly love the concept of runaway AI."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "[laughs]"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "But what have our parents done for the past forever while those things build a spire of corpses?! Hide under the ice behind three stupid doors?! It's like we're waiting for an inciting incident. Anyway, that's why my project is... this sick-as-hell railgun!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Unnamed Drone",
    "sentence": "That's so not the vibe!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Easy, morons. It doesn't work. Yet. It doesn't work yet."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Who said it doesn't work?! Maybe it does!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "[cackling]"
  },
  {
    "character": "Teacher",
    "sentence": "[sighs] Uzi, the homework was a word problem about buying watermelons."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Oh, and this magnetically amplified photon converger doesn't count?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Teacher",
    "sentence": "No. Plus, repressed emotional baggage was only worth two points on the rubric, And is it supposed to be that color?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Huh?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Teacher",
    "sentence": "Oh, here. No, wait, hold on. Shh. Eww."
  },
  {
    "character": "Teacher",
    "sentence": "[scoffs] It didn't kill her. Oh, my God, I'm so bad."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Ugh."
  },
  {
    "character": "Teacher",
    "sentence": "Alright!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Chad",
    "sentence": "[laughs] Classic toxic masculinity, Chad! That's never gonna end up problematic."
  },
  {
    "character": "Thad",
    "sentence": "Oh, wow -- Uzi? I-I heard you, uh --"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "I'm an angsty teen, Thad. Bite me. Also, how do you know my name? People willingly talk to you."
  },
  {
    "character": "Thad",
    "sentence": "[chuckles] Well, I'd say everyone knows Khan's daughter, but, uh... then you might blow the other half of your face off."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Crippling daddy issues. Hilarious. What are you in for? Testosterone too hard?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Thad",
    "sentence": "That can happen?! Awesome. Hey, those bandages look pretty badass."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Oh. E-Ew, gross."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "I hate that you said that."
  },
  {
    "character": "Thad",
    "sentence": "So, what's the, uh..."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Sick-as-hell railgun?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "[chuckles] Sci-fi nonsense that super works. I'm sneaking to the Murder Drone lair tonight to get the last spare part I need to save the world with it and earn my dad's respect and stuff -- Uh, but mostly the world part."
  },
  {
    "character": "Thad",
    "sentence": "Oh -- but doesn't your dad make awesome doors so we don't have to, uh... do that scary-sounding emotionally repressed stuff you just said?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "No more feedback on my repression today!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Thad",
    "sentence": "Ow! I'm sorry."
  },
  {
    "character": "Thad",
    "sentence": "I-I-I didn't think--"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Bite me! I'm not mad you, by the way-- just generally hormonal!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Tsk. Ugh."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Oh, robo-Jesus!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Khan",
    "sentence": "And where might you be off to?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Mm, sneaking out to make out with my boyfriend that I definitely have?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Khan",
    "sentence": "[laughs] Seriously, though."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "[groans] Okay, okay. You caught me. I need to... measure the exterior hydraulic mechanisms of Door 1,"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "because that's... the project I'm working on for school? A big old door!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "[laughs awkwardly]"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "[goofy accent] Just like what my old man built."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "[laughs] I wanna join the WDF and hide behind doors like cowards while playing cards and stuff."
  },
  {
    "character": "Khan",
    "sentence": "[chuckles] Well, we don't just play cards."
  },
  {
    "character": "WDF Drone 1",
    "sentence": "Khan, can you grab a fresh pack? We literally only play cards so much that the numbers have faded. Oh! Hey, Uzi."
  },
  {
    "character": "Khan",
    "sentence": "[chuckles]"
  },
  {
    "character": "Khan",
    "sentence": "Well..."
  },
  {
    "character": "Khan",
    "sentence": "[chuckles] When you build doors so good... Good door. Gooooood door. There's no need to fight."
  },
  {
    "character": "Khan",
    "sentence": "Uzi, this is great news! Here -- the wrench I used to tighten bolts on my first door prototypes -- and to put your mother out of her mystery when the Murder Drones got to her with their nanite acid. I want you to have it."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Neat. Therapy is fun."
  },
  {
    "character": "Khan",
    "sentence": "Guys! My daughter is into doors!"
  },
  {
    "character": "WDF Drone 2",
    "sentence": "Aww, come on!"
  },
  {
    "character": "WDF Drone 3",
    "sentence": "Not my flush!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Khan",
    "sentence": "She's gonna be outside for a bit to examine the exterior of Door 1. Your door-specific destiny awaits!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Uh, wow. Okay. Just gonna leave then... 'cause this worked so weirdly well."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Uh, go, doors!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "[laughs awkwardly]"
  },
  {
    "character": "Khan",
    "sentence": "[sighs] They grow up so fast."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "[exhales deeply]"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "[exclaims softly] Ugh."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "[wails] Ugh!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "[grunts]"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Whoa -- and they said pirating all that anime was useless."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Ugh!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "[wails]"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "[shouts]"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "[through speaker] Bite me."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Holy hell. Suck on that, Dad!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Huh?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Rrrrruuugh!"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "Did you just slap me with that arm?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Holy crap, it talks."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "Yeah, sorry -- it's just, my, uh, head kinda hurts. Hey, are you new to our squad? You're a little, uh..."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "...short for a Disassembly Drone."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "I'm serial designation N! Nice to meet you. I'm kind of the leader of the squad in this city. That's not true. Everyone tells me I'm useless and terrible. Wait, I-I'm not supposed to tell you that part!"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "Biscuits."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "[sighs] Well, honesty is the best policy."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "[chuckles] I also can't seem to remember the past three hours of my life. Ah, but I'm sure that'll sort itself out!"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "[chuckles]"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Uh-huh. I, uh, have to... go."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "[hisses through teeth]"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "[groaning]"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "Oof, stuck yourself? Just pop it in your mouth. Our saliva neutralizes the nanites. Otherwise, I'd be constantly disassembling myself. Heh!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "And by \"our saliva,\" you mean..."
  },
  {
    "character": "Both",
    "sentence": "Disassembly Drone?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Right. Hey, let's go in that landing pod over there."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "Sure! I love doing anything!"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "Bleh. Sweet. Uh..."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "[chuckles] I'm open to new things, I guess."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "We are never talking about this."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "Talking about what?"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "[laughs] Consider it, uh, repressed."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Uh, you mentioned other members of your squad? Are they coming back soon?"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "Oh, yeah -- two others. Uh, they're out hunting for a bit, but you'll love them. First, there's V."
  },
  {
    "character": "Worker Drone",
    "sentence": "[grunts]"
  },
  {
    "character": "Worker Drone",
    "sentence": "No, no! Please, don't feed me my own entrails in front of my family!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Child Drone",
    "sentence": "Daddy!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Worker Drone",
    "sentence": "Oh, my God!"
  },
  {
    "character": "V",
    "sentence": "[laughs] And yet, I still feel nothing."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "So, V, uh..."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "[chuckles nervously] I heard this planet-wide toxic death storm is supposed to be especially inhospitable tonight."
  },
  {
    "character": "V",
    "sentence": "Huh? Oh, God! Who are you?"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "Uh, no worries! I'm N! But a-a whole letter is a lot to remember!"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "[chuckles lamely] So, obviously a lot of mutual respect there. But secretly, I actually kind of have a crush on her. You can't tell her, okay?!"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "[chuckles] Uh, then, there's J -- our leader!"
  },
  {
    "character": "J",
    "sentence": "[growls] N, you're worthless and terrible."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "[choking] Thank you."
  },
  {
    "character": "J",
    "sentence": "And if the company allowed it,"
  },
  {
    "character": "J",
    "sentence": "I would straight up kill you myself."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "J's awesome. Hey, let me give you the tour -- outside of the corpse... wall thingies. In here are the buttons!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "This isn't just a landing pod."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "No, I -- uh-- uh, the Worker Drones -- This could get us off the planet."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "More of a one-use missile. They never taught us how to land."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "No, I -- uh-- uh, the Worker Drones -- we could work with them to fix this Instead of all the murder! Which, uh -- why are we doing that again?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Other than ingesting their... [deep, spooky voice] ...warm, sweet... [normal voice] ...oil to avoid overheating and dying?"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "I guess I just want to be useful. I was given a job, and I always wanna try my best."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "And look at all the respect it's gotten you, N. You really think the company isn't going to dispose of you once all the workers are dead?"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "Oh, my! You sure are rebellious. It's kind of exciting. U-Uh, but not as fun as, uh, following the rules."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "Hey, they're back! You'll -- U-Uh..."
  },
  {
    "character": "J",
    "sentence": "[muffled] Idiot, get out here!"
  },
  {
    "character": "V",
    "sentence": "[laughs] Yo, we got a worker out there I kind of wanna practice balloon animal shapes with."
  },
  {
    "character": "J",
    "sentence": "What happened here?"
  },
  {
    "character": "J",
    "sentence": "Synergistic liability here must have tripped and knocked himself offline. Moron bot. Hello?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi (voice playing back)",
    "sentence": "You really think the company isn't going to dispose of you once all the workers are dead? Bite me."
  },
  {
    "character": "J",
    "sentence": "Oh. Ohhhhh! You know, I-I-I left an e-extremely dangerous weapo-- uh, an excuse o-outside."
  },
  {
    "character": "J",
    "sentence": "[chuckles] I am out, boys."
  },
  {
    "character": "V",
    "sentence": "Oh, gosh darn it."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "Wait until my loving wife and kids hear about this."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Ugh, bite me. Close it, close it!"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "Hey, fellas! Ooh, deal me in! I love Rummy! Wait, no. Tsk. I'm going to murder everyone. Rain check!"
  },
  {
    "character": "WDF Drone",
    "sentence": "Gah!"
  },
  {
    "character": "WDF Drone",
    "sentence": "Oh, God!"
  },
  {
    "character": "WDF Drone",
    "sentence": "[chuckles] Um, actually? It's Gin Rummy, so..."
  },
  {
    "character": "Thad",
    "sentence": "Hey, Uzi! I just realized no one has, uh, said my name aloud so far. So I'm just letting you know, I'm R--"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Pretty nice hydraulics, huh?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Khan",
    "sentence": "Wha-- What have you done?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "This time, I won't miss."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "[chuckles] I'm sorry. I really enjoyed our time together. But I can't have you shooting V with that thing."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Bite me. Dad, get down."
  },
  {
    "character": "Khan",
    "sentence": "Uzi, you led a Murder Drone here?! [tearfully] My beautiful doors!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Now is so not the time! I messed up -- in the same way I'm about to fix it. Move, Dad!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "D-Dad! P-Point and shoot! Trust me!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Dad?"
  },
  {
    "character": "V",
    "sentence": "Whoa, N."
  },
  {
    "character": "V",
    "sentence": "[giggles]"
  },
  {
    "character": "J",
    "sentence": "Whoa!"
  },
  {
    "character": "J",
    "sentence": "Am I dreaming, or did you do something not useless for once?"
  },
  {
    "character": "J",
    "sentence": "I've been trying to get past those doors for months. Nice work, N."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "You... me... name... remember?"
  },
  {
    "character": "J",
    "sentence": "These ventilation shafts can easily get us around this last door. Lowest body count eats a missile!"
  },
  {
    "character": "J",
    "sentence": "[laughs]"
  },
  {
    "character": "V",
    "sentence": "Way to go, stud. The company's gonna love this."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "[chuckles] Ow."
  },
  {
    "character": "J",
    "sentence": "With this colony wiped, we'll make top team this quarter for sure."
  },
  {
    "character": "J",
    "sentence": "[sing-song] You know what that means. Branded pe-ens!"
  },
  {
    "character": "V",
    "sentence": "Ooooh."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "[chuckles]"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "Uh, you know, not that I can't wait to keep murdering all these, uh... maybe not-so-actually-different from us Worker Drones,"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "but just outta curiosity, do we actually, uh... [hisses through teeth] know what the company plans to do with us afterwards?"
  },
  {
    "character": "J",
    "sentence": "Excuse me?"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "Okay, so, a Worker earlier might have suggested that they could fix up our landing pod to, uh, escape the planet and stuff. Which -- Whoa, hey, that's against the rules! But it is kind of making me question why our pods were only-one way in the first place. 'Cause, y-you know, I get the feeling the company doesn't actually love robots, and, like, we might be robots?"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "I've made a terrible mistake. It's cool how immediately I could tell."
  },
  {
    "character": "J",
    "sentence": "Hmm. No way, buddy. Questioning the company? You just finally gave me the excuse I needed."
  },
  {
    "character": "J",
    "sentence": "Worker Drones are corrupted, N. That's why the company sent us. I hate to see you corrupted as well."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "[stuttering, glitched speech] Thanks, J. Always looking out for me. You're awesome."
  },
  {
    "character": "J",
    "sentence": "[scoffs]"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "[glitched speech continues] Ah, biscuits. I'm sorry."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "I ruined your card game, then made you have an awkward moment with your dad."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "And I made you rebel like an angsty teen, which got you killed. Though, you also tried to kill me, so morality calls this a draw."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "[grunts]"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "[groans]"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "For the record, that was the lamest heel-face turn in history."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "[coughs]"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "Being rebellious is a lot harder than it looks. Thanks for showing me the ropes."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Nuh-uh, no bonding thing. You just killed a bunch of people, idiot."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "That's super fair."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "[sighs] I screwed up."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "[clicks tongue] Uuuuugh."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "In the same way you're about to fix it."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "[laughs] I love doing anything."
  },
  {
    "character": "V",
    "sentence": "[menacing laughter]"
  },
  {
    "character": "Khan",
    "sentence": "So, they found our evacuation spot. But if we build a quick door-"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "[grunting]"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "[spits] Are you kidding me? You're the WDF, right? Defend! For real?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Thad",
    "sentence": "Hey!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Thad",
    "sentence": "Huh?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Put that conventionally attractive male down."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "Oof! Oh, uh, J? You're sometimes kind of mean to me, and I wish you weren't. Just some constructive criticism."
  },
  {
    "character": "Thad",
    "sentence": "Nice."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Heh."
  },
  {
    "character": "J",
    "sentence": "[growls]"
  },
  {
    "character": "J",
    "sentence": "Noted, traitor. We'll circle back after I rightsize your existence."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Okay, which one do you want?"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "J, please."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Too bad. Good luck."
  },
  {
    "character": "V",
    "sentence": "[screams]"
  },
  {
    "character": "V",
    "sentence": "[laughs]"
  },
  {
    "character": "V",
    "sentence": "[growls]"
  },
  {
    "character": "J",
    "sentence": "[growls] Damn the well-made, quality-assured durability of JC Jensen products! Huh?"
  },
  {
    "character": "J",
    "sentence": "[screams]"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "[giggles] Ah! My mind's in a weird place! Don't read into this!"
  },
  {
    "character": "V",
    "sentence": "Ugh!"
  },
  {
    "character": "V",
    "sentence": "[growls]"
  },
  {
    "character": "V",
    "sentence": "[cackling]"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "Yah!"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "[laughs]"
  },
  {
    "character": "V",
    "sentence": "[laughing]"
  },
  {
    "character": "V",
    "sentence": "[laughs]"
  },
  {
    "character": "V",
    "sentence": "Uzi! I'm so, so sorry. Have fun repressing this!"
  },
  {
    "character": "V",
    "sentence": "Mleh..."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Eww! What the hell?"
  },
  {
    "character": "J",
    "sentence": "[groans]"
  },
  {
    "character": "J",
    "sentence": "[chuckles] You've got a lot of guts for a barely sentient toaster. I've had prey fight back before, but your edgy spirit is just so..."
  },
  {
    "character": "J",
    "sentence": "Painful?"
  },
  {
    "character": "J",
    "sentence": "[screams] Gah! Fourth quarter profits! Mother of company leadership retreats!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "One more buzzword, and I'll do it."
  },
  {
    "character": "J",
    "sentence": "Equity partnersh--"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "[sighs]"
  },
  {
    "character": "Thad",
    "sentence": "Holy hell, Uzi. That was insane! And you, too, uh..."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "Huh? Oh, uh, N. I'm an angsty, rebellious Disassembly Drone now."
  },
  {
    "character": "Khan",
    "sentence": "[clears throat]"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "I brought the Murder Drones here accidentally. You chose to leave me for dead instead of just frickin' believing in me! And that's not even an edgy teen hyperbole like when I said it last week!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "[sniffles]"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "[sighs] I'll save you the trouble, Dad. I banish myself!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Let's go, N. Everyone here can bite me."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "Nice to meet you, Mr. Uzi."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Shut it."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "I'd join you if the sun didn't kill me. Hope you're having important character growth or something, though!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Just can't wait to murder all humans. Classic robot stuff. I hope they're sitting pretty there on Earth. 'Cause we're coming for them."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "[cackling]"
  }
]