[
  {
    "character": "James",
    "sentence": "We've got to curb her trips to the dump."
  },
  {
    "character": "James",
    "sentence": "And where is she getting the hair to play dress-up with them? Creepy."
  },
  {
    "character": "Unnamed Drone 1",
    "sentence": "Oh! I-I'm so sorry --"
  },
  {
    "character": "Unnamed Drone 2",
    "sentence": "It's okay. I-I wasn't looking."
  },
  {
    "character": "Unnamed Drone 2",
    "sentence": "[gasps]"
  },
  {
    "character": "Tessa",
    "sentence": "[wails]"
  },
  {
    "character": "Cyn",
    "sentence": "[scoffs] Move it, moro-- [sickly sweet] Hiiii, Tessa! Oh, no. Another one?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "[muffled] N, I found something in here!"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "That's weird and concerning."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Bite me. This is probably you weirdos' fault."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "I've never seen that symbol before. Wanna do an autopsy to find out?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "What'd you find?"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "Did you know that was a pilot hat?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "I was the pilot?! That's aweso-- I-I crashed and ruined everything. Spaceship pilot. Origin story."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "[hisses] Speaking of piloting to Earth, are we sure \"murder all humans\" is, uh... [hisses through teeth] ...\"morality\"?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "The humans sent you without a communication relay and reformatted your memories to soup. Covering their tracks means they're past negotiating. Not like they tried negotiating with my mom."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "Or, you missed the negotiations. The humans programmed us to solve a problem. Where's proof of your backstory? The one where your kind's so conveniently innocent."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "[giggles]"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "J was getting orders from someone. If not the company through that relay, then, uh, who? And how?"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "[grumbles] Quit complicating my murder plan."
  },
  {
    "character": "Khan",
    "sentence": "Yeah, just fix 'er up, 'cause -- whoops. Pretty big security risk, in hindsight. Eh, you got this, uh... \"LadderBot 5000\"?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Tim",
    "sentence": "[groans] Please just leave the light-- [sighs]"
  },
  {
    "character": "Tim",
    "sentence": "Guh!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Tim",
    "sentence": "Eee!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Tim",
    "sentence": "[hollers]"
  },
  {
    "character": "Tim",
    "sentence": "[screams]"
  },
  {
    "character": "Unnamed Teacher",
    "sentence": "Mr. Doorman."
  },
  {
    "character": "Unnamed Teacher",
    "sentence": "Your daughter has been, uh... absent."
  },
  {
    "character": "Khan",
    "sentence": "Yes. On that \"kill all humans\" kick -- like when I was younger. Grounded herself, and all that."
  },
  {
    "character": "Unnamed Teacher",
    "sentence": "Speaking on her behavior --"
  },
  {
    "character": "Khan",
    "sentence": "Of course, of course. Precocious; popular; supernatural understanding of doors. Takes after her old man."
  },
  {
    "character": "Unnamed Teacher",
    "sentence": "Uzi, please sit normal."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Bite me."
  },
  {
    "character": "Unnamed Teacher",
    "sentence": "Uzi. [groans] Give Braiden back his sentience."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Bite me -- [sighs] Her. I started it. And also, I'm dumb."
  },
  {
    "character": "Unnamed Teacher",
    "sentence": "Uzi, you have to partner up."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Several people wanted to, for the record."
  },
  {
    "character": "Rebecca",
    "sentence": "No, we didn't. You freak us out."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "But mostly, bite me."
  },
  {
    "character": "Unnamed Teacher",
    "sentence": "Yeah, she has trouble fitting in. We think there might be something damaged with her programming. Ho-- How is she at home?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Khan",
    "sentence": "Uh, s-sorry? I mean, she's a little \"herself,\" but \"damaged\"? I-I-I m-maybe haven't spent much time, uh --"
  },
  {
    "character": "Unnamed Teacher",
    "sentence": "Mm. Mm-hmm."
  },
  {
    "character": "WDF Guard",
    "sentence": "Mr. Doorman, sir? T-There's been an... ...Incident."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Ugh, I'm sweaty! Who programmed that?!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Thad",
    "sentence": "You good, Uzi?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "I'm good. Better than good. I am God!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "[laughs nervously]"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "Hi -- Hi, Thad. Uh, thank you."
  },
  {
    "character": "Thad",
    "sentence": "[chuckles] Of course, Zi."
  },
  {
    "character": "Thad",
    "sentence": "N-and-M's. You saved my life. I-I don't think the colony is even serious about all this banishment stuff. Uh, more just confused -- especially with --"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "The fact I'm too rogue to re-enter society now? I can never return."
  },
  {
    "character": "Thad",
    "sentence": "The recent disappearances? A-And your murder-friend's corpse? When I went to grab your gun, it kind of looked like it... crawled away?"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "We can return a little?"
  },
  {
    "character": "WDF Drone",
    "sentence": "Yo, LadderBot 5000? We looked everywhere for you."
  },
  {
    "character": "Solver Tim",
    "sentence": "[glitched scream] [distorted, slowed speech] Hello, Tim."
  },
  {
    "character": "Solver Tim",
    "sentence": "Care to join me?"
  },
  {
    "character": "WDF Drone",
    "sentence": "Join you standing eerily still over there in suspiciously low resolution?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Solver Tim",
    "sentence": "Yeeeess?"
  },
  {
    "character": "WDF Drone",
    "sentence": "A'ight. [hollers] [gasps] [screams] [screaming frantically]"
  },
  {
    "character": "Solver Tim",
    "sentence": "[distorted speech] Flawless character acting, me."
  },
  {
    "character": "Solver Tim",
    "sentence": "Improv game for more practice?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Solver Tim",
    "sentence": "[chuckles] We are a monster."
  },
  {
    "character": "WDF Guard",
    "sentence": "Welcome back, Thad. Eh -- Uh, wait. Isn't she grounded, or something?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Ugh, banished! Has my dad been saying I'm grounded?"
  },
  {
    "character": "WDF Guard",
    "sentence": "Genocide robot?"
  },
  {
    "character": "WDF Guard",
    "sentence": "Ohhh, all right. Just don't do it again."
  },
  {
    "character": "WDF Guard",
    "sentence": "Get in here, ya goobs."
  },
  {
    "character": "Thad",
    "sentence": "Yeah, where's Khan? 'Cause this looks, uh.. [cringes] ...non-ideal."
  },
  {
    "character": "Unnamed Drone 3",
    "sentence": "Parent-teacher conference? Something about his daughter being more important than building a door in this hallway. Ugh. Kind of cringe."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "Eww, yea-- [gags] Oh, give me a minute. Ah, yeah. Okay. Almost threw up."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "You good?"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "I'm good. Stop asking."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Any forensic... things... over there? Do we have fingerprints?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Khan",
    "sentence": "I mean, you don't think it's my... parenting, do you?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Khan",
    "sentence": "I left her for dead ONCE. It sounds like she's bored in your class, and the other kids suck. Call her damaged again, and I will install a door on your face!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Unnamed Teacher",
    "sentence": "Where are your folks?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Doll",
    "sentence": "[speaking Russian]"
  },
  {
    "character": "Lizzy",
    "sentence": "That was the joke, idiot."
  },
  {
    "character": "Lizzy",
    "sentence": "That girl is... gorgeous, right? I'm gonna let her in."
  },
  {
    "character": "Thad",
    "sentence": "You guys... ...do that often?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Ha-ha, no. I'm very concerned, but, also... pretty frightened, a little bit."
  },
  {
    "character": "Thad",
    "sentence": "Hey, Zi! What's this thing?"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "Hey, isn't that your special eye?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Don't call it that."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "'Absolute Solver'? 'Reboot'? Does this have something to do with how you grew your head back?"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "[giggles nervously] I actively avoid unpacking how that works."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "New material can't be pulled from thin air. If the wound is severe enough, this \"Solver\" might be some sort of auto-run program to collect more matte--"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "I want a frickin' ninja star!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "[wails]"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "You good?"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "Ugh, stop asking! Chainsaw-hand time?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Yeah, cool-cool-cool."
  },
  {
    "character": "Solver Thad",
    "sentence": "[distorted audio] Yes, and, hello! [audio clarifies] It's me, Ted! Um, can I get a location? I heard \"dentist's office\"! I'm Thad at the dentist's office. Come over here for your... teeth."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "Predictably terrible work, J. Why do you look so --"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Great! You look great, J."
  },
  {
    "character": "Solver Thad",
    "sentence": "No, no. Wait, guys. It's really me! [audio glitching] [voice distorting] Is that a freakin' ninja star?"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "Kya!"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "Whoa! Ugh!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Thad",
    "sentence": "[exhales sharply] Lifesavers again! Thanks. SUPER invited to my shindig next weekend. Cool kids only."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "[gasps] Eee!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Aaaah!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Solver",
    "sentence": "[female automated voice] We're busy then, anyway. So, whatever. So lame."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "What's with the voice, J?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Solver",
    "sentence": "Oh, J's not here. We are trying to repair that host as per our directive."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "So you are a program?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Solver",
    "sentence": "More like, you are our cute puppets. It hurts our feelings you don't remember us."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "N? What's with the mom hologram?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Solver",
    "sentence": "Easier to assimilate than explain."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "Not happening."
  },
  {
    "character": "Solver",
    "sentence": "Fair, but poor choice. Now we will have to do something shocking."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "Whoa -- Hey!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Solver",
    "sentence": "Goodbye, Dad."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "Aagh!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "W-What?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Solver",
    "sentence": "Wait, what?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Thad",
    "sentence": "Uzi, shoot! Or give it to me!"
  },
  {
    "character": "Solver",
    "sentence": "Close one. Snarl."
  },
  {
    "character": "Thad",
    "sentence": "Uzi, you good?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "No."
  },
  {
    "character": "Solver",
    "sentence": "[chuckles] Pranked, idiot. You big stupid."
  },
  {
    "character": "Solver",
    "sentence": "Lucky for you, it's snack time. Time to go into my mouth now."
  },
  {
    "character": "Solver",
    "sentence": "Ow. And please, don't. And, also, I was using those."
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "[groans]"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "[breathing shakily] W-What was -- Which parts of that were real?"
  },
  {
    "character": "Solver",
    "sentence": "Sneaky, sneaky. Sneaking away. Get snuck-up on. Ow. Ow. [glitched audio] Ow. Ow-o-ow-o-ow."
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "[gasps] What... are you things?"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "Uzi?"
  },
  {
    "character": "N",
    "sentence": "What are you doing h-- [grunts]"
  },
  {
    "character": "Uzi",
    "sentence": "[whimpers]"
  },
  {
    "character": "Lizzy",
    "sentence": "Gorgeous, right? I'm gonna let her in."
  },
  {
    "character": "Lizzy",
    "sentence": "Ah! Jesus. Sorry, industrial-strength-ghost, or whatever. Settle."
  },
  {
    "character": "Lizzy",
    "sentence": "[clicks tongue] I hate your personality normally, but this is somehow worse. What am I being punished for?"
  }
]