"""A task's calendar (R6): the day the queue is handed over, when things happened before it, and the numbers incidents get. - `today` is a weekday at the end of September; every incident, deploy and split is before it. - INC numbers and PagerDuty incident numbers are functions of the time an incident was opened, so they grow with time in every file of a task (one counter per task, never two independent draws). - Release tags come from the day of the deploy. Deploys happen on working days in office hours, apart from the odd evening hotfix. - Relative wording ("this week", "on Tuesday", "last Thursday") comes from the gap between a date and `today`. """ from __future__ import annotations import datetime as dt import random UTC = dt.timezone.utc EPOCH = dt.datetime(2026, 8, 1, tzinfo=UTC) FIRST_DAY, LAST_DAY = dt.date(2026, 9, 22), dt.date(2026, 10, 2) INC_HOURS = 7.0 # about three and a half incidents a day across the company PD_MINUTES = 7.0 # PagerDuty numbers every incident on the account, about 200 a day def ordinal(n: int) -> str: suf = "th" if 10 <= n % 100 <= 20 else {1: "st", 2: "nd", 3: "rd"}.get(n % 10, "th") return f"{n}{suf}" class Cal: def __init__(self, rng: random.Random, utc_offset: float): days = [FIRST_DAY + dt.timedelta(d) for d in range((LAST_DAY - FIRST_DAY).days + 1)] self.today = rng.choice([d for d in days if d.weekday() < 5]) self.off = utc_offset self.inc_base = rng.randint(2600, 3900) self.pd_base = rng.randint(14000, 52000) self.used_inc: set[int] = set() # ------------------------------------------------------------------ dates def past(self, rng: random.Random, lo: int, hi: int, weekday: bool = False) -> dt.date: """A day `lo`..`hi` days before today (a working day when `weekday`).""" for _ in range(50): d = self.today - dt.timedelta(days=rng.randint(lo, hi)) if not weekday or d.weekday() < 5: return d return self.today - dt.timedelta(days=lo) def week_days(self, rng: random.Random, k: int, this_week: bool | None = None) -> list[dt.date]: """`k` distinct working days in one week before today: this week when there are enough days left in it (or when asked), otherwise last week.""" mon = self.today - dt.timedelta(days=self.today.weekday()) cur = [mon + dt.timedelta(d) for d in range(5) if mon + dt.timedelta(d) < self.today] last = [mon - dt.timedelta(days=7 - d) for d in range(5)] pool = cur if (this_week is not False and len(cur) >= k and (this_week or rng.random() < 0.6)) else last return sorted(rng.sample(pool, min(k, len(pool)))) def rel(self, d: dt.date) -> str: """How someone writing today refers to `d`.""" gap = (self.today - d).days if gap == 0: return "today" if gap == 1: return "yesterday" mon = self.today - dt.timedelta(days=self.today.weekday()) if d >= mon: return f"on {d:%A}" if d >= mon - dt.timedelta(days=7): return f"last {d:%A}" return f"on {d:%a} {d.day} {d:%b}" def span(self, dates: list[dt.date]) -> str: """`this week`, `last week`, or `since ` for a set of days.""" mon = self.today - dt.timedelta(days=self.today.weekday()) if all(d >= mon for d in dates): return "this week" if all(mon - dt.timedelta(days=7) <= d < mon for d in dates): return "last week" return f"since {min(dates):%a} {min(dates).day} {min(dates):%b}" def next_weekday(self, name: str) -> str: """`tomorrow` / `on Thursday` (later this week) / `on Monday` (the coming one) / `next Tuesday`.""" t = self.today.weekday() wd = ["Monday", "Tuesday", "Wednesday", "Thursday", "Friday", "Saturday", "Sunday"].index(name) ahead = (wd - t) % 7 or 7 if ahead == 1: return "tomorrow" if ahead <= 6 - t or (wd == 0 and t != 0): return f"on {name}" return f"next {name}" def ahead(self, k: int) -> dt.date: """The working day `k` working days after today.""" d = self.today while k: d += dt.timedelta(days=1) k -= d.weekday() < 5 return d def ordinal(self, d: dt.date) -> str: return f"the {ordinal(d.day)}" @staticmethod def iso(d: dt.date) -> str: return d.strftime("%Y-%m-%d") # ------------------------------------------------------------------ deploys @staticmethod def version(d: dt.date, n: int) -> str: """Release tag cut on the day of the deploy (`v2026.09.08-2`).""" return f"v{d:%Y.%m.%d}-{n}" @staticmethod def office_start(rng: random.Random, hotfix: bool = False) -> str: """A rollout start in office hours, or an evening hotfix.""" if hotfix: return f"{rng.choice([19, 20, 21])}:{rng.choice(['05', '10', '25', '40'])}" return f"{rng.randint(9, 16):02d}:{rng.choice(['00', '05', '15', '20', '30', '35', '45', '50'])}" # ------------------------------------------------------------------ numbers def _utc(self, d: dt.date | str, hhmm: str = "00:00", minutes: float = 0) -> dt.datetime: if isinstance(d, str): d = dt.date.fromisoformat(d) h, m = (int(x) for x in hhmm.split(":")) local = dt.datetime(d.year, d.month, d.day, h, m) + dt.timedelta(minutes=minutes) return (local - dt.timedelta(hours=self.off)).replace(tzinfo=UTC) def inc(self, d: dt.date | str, hhmm: str = "00:00", minutes: float = 0) -> str: """`INC-NNNN` for an incident opened at local time `d hhmm` (+`minutes`): later incidents get higher numbers.""" t = self._utc(d, hhmm, minutes) n = self.inc_base + int((t - EPOCH).total_seconds() / 3600 / INC_HOURS) while n in self.used_inc: n += 1 self.used_inc.add(n) return f"INC-{n}" def pd(self, iso_utc: str) -> int: """PagerDuty incident number for an incident created at `iso_utc` (`2026-09-08T21:52:00Z`).""" t = dt.datetime.strptime(iso_utc, "%Y-%m-%dT%H:%M:%SZ").replace(tzinfo=UTC) return self.pd_base + int((t - EPOCH).total_seconds() / 60 / PD_MINUTES) def number_rows(self, rows: list[dict]) -> list[dict]: """Rows of one export in creation order, numbered by creation time and strictly increasing.""" rows = sorted(rows, key=lambda r: r["created_on"]) last = 0 for r in rows: n = max(self.pd(r["created_on"]), last + 1) r["incident_number"] = n last = n return rows def now_utc(self) -> str: """Nine in the morning on the day the queue is handed over.""" return self._utc(self.today, "09:00").strftime("%Y-%m-%dT%H:%M:%SZ")