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{"text":"Welcome to /bant/ - International/Random /bant/ is a board for the discussion of any topic, a place where you can relax and have fun with people from all over the world. No porn dump threads - Please use the appropriate adult boards for porn threads."}
{"text":"I just hope that Betty has a wonderful day"}
{"text":"bonnie mogs"}
{"text":"I care about the whole world and everyone on it.And I want our human race to succeed and spread throughout the Galaxy, but there's some deep philosophical questions on whether we're a worthy space, faring species or if we're just rats trying to escape a sinking ship, and if we're just bound to fall into addictions and depression and violence.And suicide , or are we gonna become an evolved species"}
{"text":"Do men really prefer women with a flat chest and no ass?"}
{"text":"youthful slender delicate graceful This is the essence of femininity. It is what orks and troons lack."}
{"text":"If I had to make my own ranking, it'd be: 1) Asian girl 2) black girl 3) Latinx-looking girl (cuz in-group preferences ain't good) 4) blonde woman 5) fat woman (can't promote unhealthy eating habits and lifestyles, after all)"}
{"text":"Frieren my beloved"}
{"text":"Trump meeting with AIPAC"}
{"text":"terrible tuesday rise and grind fellow slaves"}
{"text":"maybe if u had some spaghetti it'd brighten ur tuesday?"}
{"text":"What did u get big loc?"}
{"text":"Soldering kit"}
{"text":"ameriKKKan POWs when i'm done with them"}
{"text":"Let me put this in your native tongue. لن تفعل أي شيء."}
{"text":"NATO is literally formed around america administratively and strategically. Without america NATO will cease to exist. You are aware that the largest us base in Europe is located in Germany right"}
{"text":"Uh then why does my driver's license sag USA on it sar sweaty"}
{"text":"Why are you always so quiet, anon? What is the correct response to this normalfag ragebait question?"}
{"text":"If they have their phone in their hand grab it really fast and throw it over the closest fence"}
{"text":"...‽"}
{"text":"I honestly I wish more people understood how social awkwardness can be weaponized to get what you want, and how you shouldn't worry about making everyone comfortable all the time."}
{"text":"part 1 be me trying to fall asleep for some reason sleep just isn’t happening laying there for over an hour waiting for brain to shut the fuck up eyes closed, trying to hit that relaxed state suddenly BRIGHT AS FUCK open eyes it’s nighttime but somehow looks like daytime Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
{"text":"i'm way too slow invasion already happening shadowy figures skittering past windows and doors not even knocking they’re already here nightmare_fuel.jpg dream logic kicks in house is suddenly massive a billion doors and windows no way to secure everything Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
{"text":"And then I shat myself and killed myself at the same time"}
{"text":"The only humans in israel are the ones killing themselves unironically"}
{"text":"unironically You could have just stated The only humans in israel are the ones killing themselves. “ unironically” is an absolutely useless term, But you’re all still in an autistic fit about it."}
{"text":"what if he wants to be determinate that he doesn't think the ones killing themselves ironically are human?"}
{"text":"God made Israel to teach Mohammed a lesson"}
{"text":"i support the jews getting glowniggers killed while they kill muslims"}
{"text":"He told them to stop"}
{"text":"Don't you hate when you tell someone to stop doing something and they don't even listen but they do it even harder? That's how God felt when he created Israel to smite the Mohammedans and later down the line the hindoos"}
{"text":"yep, he made it very clear that he hates the kikes, that's why they're gods biggest punishment on people"}
{"text":"Todays prison meals"}
{"text":"can you be more specific?"}
{"text":"no"}
{"text":"tuna pasta! this is the closest they have gotten to spaghetti tuesday so far"}
{"text":"Die Bestie hat dich bemerkt. Was tust du jetzt?"}
{"text":"play dead"}
{"text":"Beginnen Sie einen Zermürbungskrieg, der zur Verhaftung und Aufdeckung vieler böser Menschen führ"}
{"text":"Are you ready for JEE?"}
{"text":"I don't mind indeed, as long as my cute indian Rance is having fun with his cute brazilian twink harem, I'm happy to be one more rapemeat for his use. I would like to keep him in chastity though, for unrelated reasons... Good luck, then! I never did ENEM only for training, which was a very bad idea, you're clearly smarter!"}
{"text":"Oh... I don't know what to say about it desu, I'm kind of speechless now... I wish you both a happy married life, I guess"}
{"text":"Thankyu, nonon! I wish you the same thing with whoever you love :>"}
{"text":"today would have been jeffery epstein's 73th. rest in power, king. I hope you're doing well in aryanheaven."}
{"text":"I unironially hope so. nothing would make my decade like epstein 2028 for president."}
{"text":"Thanks to wanting to Kill Greenlanders, Kdinapping Maduro, Maybe boming IRGC , USA is being spare from getting to know that Trump is heavily incriminated by the Epsteinfiles as fellow lover of women of the too young variety...."}
{"text":"Literally an aspiration for men all over the world."}
{"text":"FAGGOT"}
{"text":"wait a second, i remember this thread from years ago, SHITPOST?"}
{"text":"what the fug :DD"}
{"text":"Should I start smoking cigarettes as an excuse to make me go outside?"}
{"text":"But what if he has good lifestyle habits?"}
{"text":"I don’t understand. Do you mean this unironically, ironically, or are you being unironic."}
{"text":"Smoking cigarettes is probably worse for you than not going outside so in the long run you're worse off probably."}
{"text":"Vagina."}
{"text":"tasty for me"}
{"text":"penis > vagina"}
{"text":"you don't have a vagina and you aren't in japan."}
{"text":"Did you have your coffee already or do you not drink it?"}
{"text":"Where are all the chuds I was told this was chud central and the chud centric board made by chuds for chuds"}
{"text":"Did I have ONE coffee? No."}
{"text":"Some boys do look like that though"}
{"text":"."}
{"text":"schrodingers schrimothy he is in the box!"}
{"text":"thank you. you did well in selecting this image to share with me. i know it's not always easy, but i appreciate what you do here."}
{"text":"thank you no need to thank me"}
{"text":"whitebois all have tiny white pecker clitties whitebois are all cuckold sissy beta pansies post in this thread if you LOVE my big fat BBC horsecock and my humungous BLACK BALLS"}
{"text":"So they're probably really \"right wing\" in some instances or ways, but it's not even right wing for sure, well hell, it's also just probably \"globalism\" half the time or has been to an extent but it's a few other things I think"}
{"text":"U wanna know the truth son? They all fake as fuck and they are like a coloring book you just color them up how you want. If they want your dick theyll parrot your beliefs. They're free agents with no agency. You just select them, you make their pussy tingle real good then you color them in son. Love u my boy proud of u son"}
{"text":"Oh, and son? If you care about them, you're gonna have to mistreat them some in between making their pussy tingle real good. I know it's not your way. You're kind, your benevolent, some might even say Christlike, like your father. Son, that's the way it goes, though, you don't got no choice here. You gotta play by the rules. So after you make that pussy tingle real good you're gonna wanna go ahead and mistreat her. It keeps the ego in check, it reminds them who is in charge and it keeps the household orderly and happy. And son, I know you might be what we call a mulatto... No niggers. Don't bring no nigger girl home. Understand? You can have a taste. Just don't bring em home."}
{"text":"Is it really just one person? are we all Indian? Let's find out."}
{"text":"NEVER doubt us :3"}
{"text":"whassup girl how u livin"}
{"text":"wassssuppp"}
{"text":"poorly throat is sore from screaming at raccoons until they stopped fucking in the treetops"}
{"text":"g*nther_ne*tral.jpg no such thing"}
{"text":"I will be taking submissions for the OP image of this weeks spaghetti tuesday over the next few hours. I reserve the right to not use any of the images if I dont like them, all images must be cute. oh a tuesday???? are you fucking insane?"}
{"text":"mama mia forgot about the spaghetti mafia"}
{"text":"Post Yakisoba aka, Asian Spaghetti."}
{"text":"Winter edition."}
{"text":"kek starting to move"}
{"text":"welcome aboard the Allied gravy train bong-kun. It's all uphill from here. Marrone-sama will carry us to even greater riches"}
{"text":"large Japanese milkers have that effect"}
{"text":"HAPPY TIME! HAPPY TIME! HAPPY TIME!"}
{"text":":D"}
{"text":":DD"}
{"text":"wow..."}
{"text":"THE NORDIC MYTHOLOGY IS BASED!!! GLORY TO ODIN!!!!!!!"}
{"text":"Thanks for consuming our game"}
{"text":"melonade monday"}
{"text":"sample_88ca9fbe05098fc31e(...).jpg (239 KB, 850x708) lole"}
{"text":"I didn't buy any because its too much sugar. I'm sure its delicious though"}
{"text":"where the fuck is melonade I wanted her to see the melonade :("}
{"text":"frontal stimulation can't satisfy or decrease backdoor craving"}
{"text":"wwats backtoor craving im drunk"}
{"text":"prefrontal stimulation with electrodes can"}
{"text":"comfy thread. post cute images and chat."}
{"text":"THEY CAN'T BE THIS CUTE"}
{"text":"awwe so cutee but that's a potoo, the bird in is an owl. both are cute but they are unrelated. I like potoos and nightjars but for some reason people find them spooky"}
{"text":"everyone I'll out myself as a prude on this. I just don't look at her like that."}
{"text":"here's her arse cheeks"}
{"text":"She is so sexy AAAHHHHHHHHH"}
{"text":"Stop saying \"maths\" you sound like a pant-shitting fucking retard. It's \"math\" It's also pronounced \"siXTH\" NOT \"siCKF\" you fucking DIPSHIT."}
{"text":"I'm 34 you commonwealth DIPSHIT."}
{"text":"You don't know your Ebonics, you nasty racist.."}
{"text":"Bongaloids so thoroughly BTFO there are nothing but crickets from their corner."}
{"text":"someone just shot me in the head with a sniper rifle"}
{"text":"Probably oughta put some iodine on that."}
{"text":"frogposter good thing there was no brain to hit"}
{"text":"Bros a toddler in gaza"}
{"text":"I did 24 pull ups today. Thank you for reading my blog."}
{"text":"I learned mild cardio on rest days will help the body recover faster, as the faster bloodflow flushes out waste from the muscles rebuilding themselves. that might be true i'm sure it does help blood flow, but idk if it's worth the exertion/hypertrophy/stress, as far as gains go possibly though Oh, I didn't know. I have much to learn. yees if you go from not working out to intense workouts, that already puts you way ahead of most people, so don't worry too much about it but yeah, a lot of people work out once every 1-2 days, it's better to recover for 3 days in between & eat a lot, though... u get more gains for the same amount of intense effort, if you wait the full amount of time"}
{"text":"GIRUGAMESH"}
{"text":"I can't do that gym shit. I have to be working towards some sort of outside goal with physical labor or I just don't get anything out of it. My daily routine involves walking 4 miles loaded up with all my tools and some extra weight in the rucksack, along with my dog who also carries some tools and equipment for me because he's a trooper. When I reach my destination I build a quincy and my dog runs around and gets his exercise while I'm working on it. I'll generally shovel up the loose snow nearby into a pile with my plough shovel/tent thing that I made. It can also serve to carry stuff either strapped to the \"tent poles\" or by dragging it behind like a sled. Then I cut out ice blocks or use wet snow to build it up. I guess it's kind of a combination between a quincy and an igloo. I don't build roofs though. Don't want some kid getting killed if one were to collapse"}
{"text":"spgedty"}
{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
{"text":"Who would realistically win in a fight between Cirno and Pepe the Frog? We all know Cirno has the power to freeze frogs but Pepe possesses the power of meme-force (not to mention the collective culmination of all the chaos on 4Chan). Who do you think would BTFO?"}
{"text":"INSTITUTIONAL BULLSHIT DETECTOR (MATH, SIMPLE) Goal: detect when a system “responds” but won’t touch the mechanism. 1. The dodge (why replies go sideways) Let your claim be x. It has features: m = mechanism you’re pointing at (the hook) i = identity salience (protected-category trigger) c = civility score (forbidden words / tone) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
{"text":"Incredibly."}
{"text":"Play this game"}
{"text":"/djt/ still does it to this day."}
{"text":"PinK ID"}
{"text":"sakuya giving the cirno the kfcee"}
{"text":"world wars 1 and 2 were planned CIA playbook trillion-dollar false sense of security the remains of the human race are locked in the dark with some sort of malevolent THING idk maybe it's not that bad"}
{"text":"albert sike"}
{"text":"I don't understand a word, are you schizo?"}
{"text":"'know' is a funny word when generative signals being fed into your brain are indistinguishable from those deriving from the senses you know your router can see you, but do you know what it can see? what can it read? what can it WRITE? the confidence you have in your self-narrative is a very endearing quality: sequestered, but surprisingly unsolipsistic please wave at the device to confirm that you've read this message"}
{"text":"Too dreunk to pass high iq captcsha lole., HETY bantu. How is it going? what's happened in the last... 4years no kid. The only thing I reme,ber about qnatum is Cirno. Sorre I've pretended to be a nromal human for a few yewars but now I'm back to wanting to kill mysuelf. Soo anway what's new? Give me breakdown I don't jhave another 3hours to lurks"}
{"text":"why did God make white people so pathetic"}
{"text":"eventhough that's a literally a stand up comedian or something"}
{"text":"why did God make white people so pathetic"}
{"text":"\"He\" isn't white. You act like a retarded nigger, you're a retarded nigger."}
{"text":"Why do they get so mad though?"}
{"text":"We hope caucasian nation will accept you as one their own because your melanin is snatched"}
{"text":"Then y the niggas mad though."}
{"text":"The smart/usually hot black chicks always go for the white guys."}
{"text":"nigger"}
{"text":"Delete windows Install debian"}
{"text":"cirno practices the ancient chinese art of boiling trannys in an big enormous vat"}
{"text":"What's 9 + 10?"}
{"text":"Crackoids"}
{"text":"Cirno board Anime site"}
{"text":"dubs, therefore you have to fuck off and touch grass"}
{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
{"text":"*rapes bantoid*"}
{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
{"text":"."}
{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
{"text":"im so tired"}
{"text":"tre"}
{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
{"text":"bring back /nap/."}
{"text":"wow another abhorrent thread with that stupid fairy"}
{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
{"text":"I'm bot bitches."}
{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
{"text":"swiftie hitler woah my hecking favorite celebrities! here? in /bant/ /smg/? pinch me im dreaming!"}
{"text":"account is green today"}
{"text":"Here on /bant/ we just chillin"}
{"text":"nigger"}
{"text":"all fields"}
{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
{"text":"fat fumo"}
{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
{"text":"I'm back bitches."}
{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
{"text":"have you ever received one of these in your threads? How did it feel? How will you respond (preferably without sounding mad)?"}
{"text":"Plenty, I see it as at least giving a (You)"}
{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
{"text":"I have not come to r/bant/er in 7 years at this point do we still do minecraft"}
{"text":"I'm black bitches."}
{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
{"text":"literally who are these people"}
{"text":"Why? I thought this was a safe place. I care about the whole world and everyone on it.And I want our human race to succeed and spread throughout the Galaxy, but there's some deep philosophical questions on whether we're a worthy space, faring species or if we're just rats trying to escape a sinking ship, and if we're just bound to fall into addictions and depression and violence.And suicide , or are we gonna become an evolved species"}
{"text":"SHE LOOKS SO STUNNING"}
{"text":"i look like this"}
{"text":"Are you lying?"}
{"text":"Does anyone have that picture of a cute girl in a fairy costume being smushed up against glass? Someone posted it on here a while ago."}
{"text":"he seems to be a good cat, I like him"}
{"text":"me too, me too he has a place in valhalla, hopefully"}
{"text":"kino"}
{"text":"Dinosaurs are fake and never existed. #1 FACT it is impossible to reconstruct a living creature from its skeleton alone. #1.1 If this was not a fact the scientists should give us the evidence and what algorithm to run to get the same results. #1.2 Reconstructing things like skin or muscles is impossible from a skeleton #1.4 this is why dinosaurs mysteriously are retconed to have feathers or not at random over the decades. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
{"text":"Youre a retard of course you dont. You only believe whatever 6 hour long schizo youtube videos tell you"}
{"text":"Wow you really sound smarter than the person you're responding to."}
{"text":"They have found IMPRESSIONS of skin and scales in the mud surrounding the bones, you colossally retarded faggot. SOME missing bones on display are fakes built from large animal bones, but they are only used to connect skeletons together, not replace the whole fucking skeleton"}
{"text":"Spin a tune anon. Don't be shy! Share some music you are currently listening to and help other anons find some cool tracks!"}
{"text":"B-b-b-be cannibals (Laser noises) L-l-l-like they used to be (Star wars sounds) Th-th-th-thats where (Laser noises) They can be CANNIBALS (Laser sounds)"}
{"text":"Clavicle had this little twink GIGGLING at the club"}
{"text":"I don't know why people are so concerned about it anymore. It seems pointless. Dying is part of Life, and that's it. The people afraid of death itself, not specifically the dying part, confuse me. Like, yeah, I don't want to be tortured by mexican somalians skinned alive and my eyeballs poked out with a screwdriver before I die, but going to the other side shouldn't be a concern. I differentiate between the two because, yeah, I'd like to die a nice peaceful death, maybe in my sleep or whatever, but the fact of the matter is that it may not happen that way. Dying as a soldier, in combat, is honorable, yet still sad. But at least you die right away from a bullet to the head, or you know you're dying because all you see is hamburger meat where your torso was after getting blown up. The actual being dead part is inconsequential. You're either go to some form of 'heaven' or your consciousness ceases to exist. I prefer to look at is as I am a data point collecting data through my life, and when I die, I report in to the, \"Everything,\" and do a data dump. Afterwards, I may hang around or volunteer for another mission, because you know that two lives are never alike, and we need the data so that we can contribute to the, \"Everything.\" It took me a while to come to these thoughts and realizations. I've read a bunch of spiritual literature and understand them all pretty well. If I could make a recommendation, I would start with reading Karl Jung, 'The Undiscovered Self,' because for me it gets to an important point in my realizations that took me a while to get to. I had to fight off the whole abrahamic god nonsense and realize that if there was a Jesus dude, he was just like me, trying to have a spiritual awakening and pissed some people off, as I sometimes do. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
{"text":"sorry i dont care about the radio very much"}
{"text":"that's nice and all but what does that have to do with me being not human??"}
{"text":"that's nice and all but what does that have to do with me being not human?? we are spiritual beings having a human experience"}
{"text":"i'm waiting to see if you'll get through the entire collage one by one, six more to go"}
{"text":"locked and loaded"}
{"text":"she's a 10 but she hates frogposters"}
{"text":"based and true"}
{"text":"she's a 10 because she hates frogposters ftfy"}
{"text":"why would you say something like that? those words could hurt a frogposter."}
{"text":"This is not right"}
{"text":"Is it real that the average american hates skinny people?"}
{"text":"Every time I go outside and say to myself that I'll have one, maybe two drinks I end up spending half of my money to booze and getting wasted. There's a tiny balance between being high and being drunk from alcohol. That sweet spot, is when you should stop drinking. Yet I get another drink, and another and another"}
{"text":"Listen if you accept you're an alcoholic the least you can do is not hate yourself for it. We all rationalize our addictions and since you don't wanna stop you may as well enjoy it like you tell yourself you do. Alcoholics have existed all throughout history and plenty have been successful. Personally I'm well functioning compared to gutter alcoholics."}
{"text":"It's true that what people think of as alcohol today is mostly post-industrial goyslop."}
{"text":"I just stopped drinking. Same as with tobacco. Booze have no balls, have no brain nor a heart, can you really let it overcome your own willpower?"}
{"text":"no penis"}
{"text":"was your life unfortunate?"}
{"text":"calm dt"}
{"text":"Not really, I have a relatively comfortable life even though I have put bare minimum effort in everything I do. However, I still resent the world because I always felt I was entitled to so much more which was not handled to my as I deserve."}
{"text":"Namefag Tripfag 1pbtid poasting in a glownigger thread yall"}
{"text":"no pussy"}
{"text":"My favorite color is burnt orange."}
{"text":"for me it's mellow yellow"}
{"text":"where/how did you come to like it though?"}
{"text":"there is no punishment violent or cruel enough for what fishniggers have done to this board"}
{"text":"Masonic degeneratcy demoralization"}
{"text":"reality tv for failed normalniggers that are too scared to accurately go over the edge themselves."}
{"text":"or just shift click do you not read? sheish"}
{"text":"Only /x/ and boards that are not NSFW can be saved. Everything else (and lgbt and mlp) is SHIT."}
{"text":"And summoning succubuses"}
{"text":"I could have summarized it better: All boards that are not NSFW are safe, except for lgbt and mlp."}
{"text":"it's because of white boys. they turn everything into their deranged porn addicted tranny garbage."}
{"text":"can polish people please say hello in this thread please?"}
{"text":"i guess it counts"}
{"text":"Not a single polak in sight"}
{"text":"we will see about that"}
{"text":"i don't know how but they found me"}
{"text":"Welcome to the one good /bant/ thread. Enjoy your stay"}
{"text":"hello whats goin' on in this thread and why is it so good"}
{"text":"Why won't she sit on mein lap"}
{"text":"It's good, because it's good... She don't like the one ball wonders, apparently"}
{"text":"he laid an egg on the escalator"}
{"text":"sausage soup"}
{"text":"someone asked for an egg roll"}
{"text":"lol"}
{"text":"did you know that despite their size cheetahs are considered small cats because they can purr and meow but cannot roar cats of similar size like jaguars and leopards cannot purr but can roar and why they are considered big cats"}
{"text":"Lol poop doctor sticking his finger in buttes"}
{"text":"^^ to think thats what he chose to do"}
{"text":"You guys are thinking of proctologists. I analyze ultrasounds etc. and lab results from samples and occasionally biopsies and tell people why they need to go to a proctologist. Things like \"Hey, have you ever eaten a vegetable? Ever? Your colon's fuckin' wrecked from alternating between magma and bricks for the past twenty years, and on top of that, you have scurvy. Eat something raw and green. I don't know if you've been eating deep fried butter, or prime rib confit, but stop that shit immediately.\""}
{"text":"stirby, what name"}
{"text":"I've never made a thread about cats, Stirby. I only reply to them."}
{"text":"Wasted trips"}
{"text":"That’s a good name"}
{"text":"How do I look in underwear?"}
{"text":"."}
{"text":"SHIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAA"}
{"text":"Fuck you for reminding me"}
{"text":"I got tricked into watching Frieren (it was an anime for women)"}
{"text":"anime for women so an anime?"}
{"text":"oh my! call the cops!!!!!!!"}
{"text":"if you read this you HAVE to piss yourself..."}
{"text":"Only /bant/ oldfags will remember"}
{"text":"truely an image that heals the soul."}
{"text":"I forgor :skull emoji:"}
{"text":"Why would the light just stop halfway across? What is blocking it?"}
{"text":"where else would it stop chud"}
{"text":"the dome is a lens"}
{"text":"owo what's this?"}
{"text":"A totem of faggotry"}
{"text":"mawissa"}
{"text":"OH MY HECKIN MAGIC TODDLERS IS THAT A TOUHOU DOLL????!!"}
{"text":"Wabadadubdub in my tub!"}
{"text":"Blue razz I saw you standing alone Without a dream in my heart Without a love of my own"}
{"text":"At any given time she's off stream there's also a non zero chance she's drinking vegan hotdog brine"}
{"text":"this is why America is the superior country we dont need to esoterically describe a limp bizkit record"}
{"text":"You can get vegan hotdogs here but they don't sell them in cans. We're so backward."}
{"text":"he does not follow the rules"}
{"text":"thanks"}
{"text":"scary"}
{"text":"you are a retarded nigger"}
{"text":"Pussy Slayer Edition NEWS: -- Scott has rocked the house tonight, everyone just had a good time. Who is Scott Sullivan? Scott Sullivan, an amateur MMA fighter from Stoughton, MA, is the definition of stoic grit. With a 1-2 record he stepped into the cage not for clout, but because he was built for it. He doesn't chase hype or attention; he just fights. When does Scott stream? Whenever he feels like it, dickhead. Where can I find him? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
{"text":"Do you ever wonder if Ole Scotty posts? We all know that he does a little bit of lurking, but I want to know how many /ftl/ gags he is responsible for."}
{"text":"We must spread the gospel of Scott. Evangelize"}
{"text":"Why do some people pretend the medieval times didn't suck? The literacy rate was 10% and only about 50% of people made it to adulthood."}
{"text":"Those expensive dyes were just to make merchants rich selling overpriced shit nobody needed"}
{"text":"We need this again"}
{"text":"I don't disagree with anything you said. Pagans proclaim their religion is fake every time they speak of it. They never give reasons why they belive Odin and Thor are real, and paganism is the true faith. They only speak of the perceived practical benefits, never the theology. Most of them got their perception of Norse deities from marvel comic books and D&D, not a scholarly examination of the historical literature. That said, I think most pagans are IDF shills. Anyone who refuses to name the Jew and suggests some other group is the real bad guy is a Jew. its not the Jews! Its the Jesuits, or the deep state, or the illuminati, or the ayylmaos, or the christ golems, or whoever, just not the Jews! I wonder... who benefits from convincing people Christianity is the main problem to be eliminated and Judiasm is a side issue you shouldn't worry about?"}
{"text":"Then stop making the only affordable food highly processed, artificial garbage"}
{"text":"useless mod team"}
{"text":"people like you deserve the goyslop"}
{"text":"Jews are such retarded niggers we should put them all in ghettos so they can all be retarded niggers together and drag eachother down instead of everyone else"}
{"text":"you know what time it is"}
{"text":"you aren't taking any women, you are literally gooning all day like a cuckold LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!"}
{"text":"^^^"}
{"text":"Foid feet on the 'log."}
{"text":"Pornbrain goonhitler thread"}
{"text":"not liking female feet is linked to low testosterone count and infertility"}
{"text":"Now that women can go back to being a virgin, their value suddenly sky rockets"}
{"text":"Yeap. Only black men can pleasure actual women"}
{"text":"What is her name? Jesus Christ, what the fuck is going on with this thread? There's no link, no name, just huge tits that I want to see if they are real or if this is just slop."}
{"text":"Name? Any bunkr vids?"}
{"text":"how often does the regular femanon plays the clitar?"}
{"text":"A demon kike shill thread died for this cute pearto to live lol"}
{"text":"good job"}
{"text":"I'm not being laughed at, I'm the one laughing actually"}
{"text":"ok, i guess i will \"forget\" again now because i want to"}
{"text":"kek I just remembered this thread bump"}
{"text":"oh no i forgot again"}
{"text":"ahem"}
{"text":"they made a video about you guys"}
{"text":"reminds me of a certain norwegian..."}
{"text":"tell no one of my secret identity"}
{"text":"ibz that guy became homophobic because he got rejected by a femboy on discord (animeniaks) and only reads greentexts through sissy hypno spam on ifunny"}
{"text":"27 images early Poop freak shits up the threads like he does sinks!"}
{"text":"Its super slow, and you have to pay attention as half of it is in spanish but fir the most part its really good. Falls apart around episode 7 because refn literally just filmmed stuff until he ran out of budget so if doesnt really have a clear ending. Doc Hammer's role was kino"}
{"text":"what causes this?"}
{"text":"That looks like a bad ouchie."}
{"text":"Driving too fast for conditions."}
{"text":"Spics are violent animals."}
{"text":"had my daily ptsd freakout now i can finally start the day"}
{"text":"bwa"}
{"text":"poo"}
{"text":"Mo"}
{"text":"mo"}
{"text":"*sees stirby*"}
{"text":"I boil trannies, retard."}
{"text":"Obnoxious anime discord manchild thread"}
{"text":"Show him more respect, Skibidi!"}
{"text":"Mogged"}
{"text":"Eagle’s beak & pig snout"}
{"text":"Are you trying to diss The Eagle?"}
{"text":"instagram reels algorithm literally just showed me a bunch of horsecock videos real/AI in a row wtf"}
{"text":"yawn tired whiteboi clitty sissies can't breed naptime"}
{"text":"because anyone who uses phones and apps is a shit eater"}
{"text":"THE POWER OF THE INTERNET!"}
{"text":"Support Ukraine"}
{"text":"why?"}
{"text":"to get even more dead russissies ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯"}
{"text":"Piss jug"}
{"text":"Taco tuesday.."}
{"text":"l like them"}
{"text":"SNEED"}
{"text":"FEED"}
{"text":"63 FARTS"}
{"text":"Like white on rice."}
{"text":"But my love isn’t strange, it’s very traditional and Im a very generous lover. One must give affection as well as receive. This is me compensating."}
{"text":"Wizard In The Mud, Call Me Wizard Carved In Blood."}
{"text":"I am a /bant/ nationalist. I believe the following should get the rope: Cirniggers Glegleposters Fishfags Caticadesp CMMGfags SMGfags Kpop-jeets D*tch hohol apologist Tranimals Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
{"text":"is this the hairline of a moderator?"}
{"text":"You forgot frogposters"}
{"text":"i dont speek faggot though, you're gonna have to translate what you mean"}
{"text":"baby want milk"}
{"text":"kinda weird the instagram hoe flooder isn't strait"}
{"text":"yup"}
{"text":"GULP GULP GULP GULP"}
{"text":"what, are you not allowed to sit on other men's lap? that's ostentatious! I'll have you know, everyone deserves a chance to sit on mein lap."}
{"text":"My mister could kick ur butt for that"}
{"text":"I'll have you know I abhor violence, I would never think! my fair mexican lady, I simply think everyone should get a fair chance to sit on mein lap, that is all I am saying. Much like Santa Clause, are you going to ruin that tradition as well? no one should wait and take turns to sit on his lap?"}
{"text":"I wanted to make a thread but I don't have anything to say"}
{"text":"Obnoxious anime discord manchild thread"}
{"text":":D D: :<"}
{"text":"Tasty for me"}
{"text":"when are you going back to oinkraine"}
{"text":"Now THAT is looking like a comfy afternoon. Too bad the Tanquery Rangpur is not so easy to get in the US, anymore."}
{"text":"That is not true if you drink the vodka pure, this is much more smooth than Smirnoff. I have never been before! But I like to visit Kyiv one day. Thank you!"}
{"text":"hi niggers pl zmock me tyhx"}
{"text":"fatso"}
{"text":"This is why you are alone You aren't able to compromise Even though life is just compromises"}
{"text":"I miss when the word \"harassment\" actually had a meaning, now literally just interacting with someone online whatsoever can be considered harassment even if you're as kind as possible How the actual fuck is telling someone NOT to give their info to a sketchy company, on a public post where they're asking if they should give their info to a sketchy company, somehow \"harassment\" ???"}
{"text":"it's crazy"}
{"text":"yeah man i tried to find that one tony soprano image but i can't find it"}
{"text":"Your first mistake was giving a shit what women think 95+% of them are ornery breeding pigs"}
{"text":"ayy keep walkin gringo"}
{"text":"orale holmes"}
{"text":"pinche guey"}
{"text":"fuck off crying keen"}
{"text":"Jhark"}
{"text":"Its not an opinion, its a fact"}
{"text":"happy momiji monday everywan! time to get that grind!"}
{"text":"wooo lets gooo! boop ID waaat?!!"}
{"text":"ye from here out no inventories, no deliveries, no more work at 5. just making all the product gone over the course of 3 months and gutting a store."}
{"text":"Prostitutes start denying sex the moment they see me so all their clientele gets sicced on me"}
{"text":"many prostitutes in the US refuse to service black men."}
{"text":"Black men service black men"}
{"text":"criminal"}
{"text":"*Foleskrin hearing beamu!*"}
{"text":":O"}
{"text":"telling retarded kid that he's smart is abuse"}
{"text":"I miss Anzumark and Sumerian Milkers I don't miss Yonkers or boymoder"}
{"text":"Obnoxious anime discord manchild thread"}
{"text":"goth slut 4 BBC!"}
{"text":"watch house of the dragon, black man is the only one that doesnt drink alcohol or eat while all whites eat and drink sherlock holmes (Henry cavill) is a super cuck in enola holmes"}
{"text":"umm actually da jooze invented bird watching because it wasn't forbidden in the Torah"}
{"text":"Tv creates fake experiences that merge with people’s real experiences and leaves them in a completely false world"}
{"text":"there are dozens upon dozens of older movies and television shows from pre-2010 that you could watch instead. Personally I enjoy the fringe horror movies with lots of ecchi."}
{"text":"this is a stupid thread for stupid people"}
{"text":"my kind of thread"}
{"text":"keq ID haha i'll fucking kill you"}
{"text":"Perhaps you would prefer it, if it were red."}
{"text":"Hello, there! I woke up in an underground bunker, they told me my name was Hitler. This is all so strange and sudden, I don't really remember anything beyond that."}
{"text":"I was born in the soul of misery And I never had me a bar mitzvah They just called me a Hitler when I was young Got a long line of heartache I carry it well The list of lives I've broken Reach from here to Hell And a bad luck wind been blowin' on my back Pray you don't look at me And I pray I don't look back Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
{"text":"heil- i mean hi hitler"}
{"text":"nein nein nein nein nein"}
{"text":"I've been waiting on the edge of my seat for a Jabronica bark reveal, good stuff. He's cute."}
{"text":"Post his rocket :3"}
{"text":"Nice thing: Jabronica is not as much of a fag as his owner (still a fag, though)"}
{"text":"fpbp Based Wayne."}
{"text":"That's not a date that's a hooker"}
{"text":"every sentence ends with a question mark I thought we did away with the Valley Girl lilt"}
{"text":"Do you think Elon will breed Dascha?"}
{"text":"isn't that a type of car"}
{"text":"don't care about that fat retard"}
{"text":"Why not participate in some international /bant/er? What is one (or several) of your secrets? What have you done, either tame or depraved, positive or negative, that you will take to the grave?"}
{"text":"I think about suicide every single day how long has that been going on for? i used to....but no longer I don't trust anyone. Not my family. Not my closest friends. I love them, I would give my life for them, but I just don't trust anyone this is wisdom"}
{"text":"I didn't do it ."}
{"text":"fair..."}
{"text":"that time i got an eidolon in my colon"}
{"text":"finders keepers lol"}
{"text":"no no no be careful look at them closely one of them is a cat its not a kiwi"}
{"text":"you know what they care about more? - are you shoes stylish and clean? - do you take pride in where you live (keep it clean, repaired, etc)? - are you competent and manly? - is your job stable? - does you job provide a good chance of upward mobility? - do you know who you are, ethically and values-wise? - do you know what you want from life? - are you able to lead a family, or will you be a bystander who hides at work and has affairs? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
{"text":"This is all wrong and written by a hole. Tits or gtfo, hole."}
{"text":"- are you shoes stylish and clean? do you have money? - do you take pride in where you live (keep it clean, repaired, etc)? does your home indicate that you spend a lot of money? - are you competent and manly? can you give me money? - is your job stable? do you make money? - does you job provide a good chance of upward mobility? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
{"text":"jews want you to think it's a min/maxxing game that's not true every woman and man is different & cares about different things there are common things but your best bet is to find the 1 in 1000 person who loves you, rather than make yourself attractive to 1 in 3 people & end up in some relationship you're resentful about everoyne is so fucking broken, man"}
{"text":"Source?"}
{"text":"BlACK SOULS 2"}
{"text":"Check emmm's twitter"}
{"text":"idk"}
{"text":"you're a guy who waters astroturf"}
{"text":"India is not a shithole"}
{"text":"i'm sure parts of it are & parts of it aren't, like anywhere those mountain pictures from the other thread were cool :D"}
{"text":"Correct. It's a shit river."}
{"text":"glegle"}
{"text":"mind broken award"}
{"text":"Post Iraq-war was the best time for UKUSA relations, I remember playing COD 4 with Americans and bantering each other for hours, but despite all the insults they really felt like brothers. When did this feeling disappear on both sides?"}
{"text":"The enemy deals in the art of division, but I refuse to capitulate. You are my bro, brit. Always have been, always will be."}
{"text":"no one wants to be around you miserable pricks"}
{"text":"I remember playing COD 4 with Americans and bantering each other for hours, but despite all the insults they really felt like brothers. When did this feeling disappear on both sides? i don't know if that had/has anything to do with geopolitics, funnily enough"}