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When I was younger, I went on a trip to my cousins ski home in New York. I am from Florida and didn't know any better and stuck my tongue to a frozen pole when one of my cousins dared me to. I dont recommend it. When I was younger_comma_ I went on a trip to my cousins ski home in New York. I am from Florida and didn't...
Haha well fortunately my cousin was like "Oh [BLEEP] I didnt think you were actually going to do it. [BLEEP]" He was like, dont move not even a millicentimeter, Ill be right back!! And came back with a warm sponge and warm water!
Haha, wow, that's awesome. Sort of makes up for him playing that prank on you.
I'm ashamed that I don't have more in my savings then I currently do. I need to save more.
I'm ashamed that I don't have more in my savings then I currently do.
cheer up buddy, everyone have experienced that at one point or the other
I'm ashamed that I don't have more in my savings then I currently do. I need to save more. I'm ashamed that I don't have more in my savings then I currently do.
cheer up buddy, everyone have experienced that at one point or the other
Thanks, you're right, I just need to start budgeting and saving more.
I'm ashamed that I don't have more in my savings then I currently do. I need to save more. I'm ashamed that I don't have more in my savings then I currently do. cheer up buddy_comma_ everyone have experienced that at one point or the other
Thanks, you're right, I just need to start budgeting and saving more.
no worries buddy, the experience will make you stronger
I studied hard for it, so I know I will definitely pass in flying colors
I studied hard for it, so I know I will definitely pass in flying colors"
For a test? It's good that your confident, that's key!
I studied hard for it, so I know I will definitely pass in flying colors I studied hard for it_comma_ so I know I will definitely pass in flying colors"
For a test? It's good that your confident, that's key!
Yes I prepared very hard for it buddy :)
I studied hard for it, so I know I will definitely pass in flying colors I studied hard for it_comma_ so I know I will definitely pass in flying colors" For a test? It's good that your confident_comma_ that's key!
Yes I prepared very hard for it buddy :)
You'll get the highest grade, I'm sure!
I am feeling this way now in my life. I am so happy.
I am so happy with my life right now!
Oh that's good! Any special reason?
I am feeling this way now in my life. I am so happy. I am so happy with my life right now!
Oh that's good! Any special reason?
I recently had a son and my marriage is going great!
I am feeling this way now in my life. I am so happy. I am so happy with my life right now! Oh that's good! Any special reason?
I recently had a son and my marriage is going great!
Oh that is wonderful news! Congratulations!
I moved recently for work, but am having trouble meeting new friends out here.
I recently made a move across states for work, but am having trouble meeting new friends out here.
Making new friends can be tough, is there anyone at work you bond with?
I moved recently for work, but am having trouble meeting new friends out here. I recently made a move across states for work_comma_ but am having trouble meeting new friends out here.
Making new friends can be tough, is there anyone at work you bond with?
Not sure yet as I just met them recently, but I am hoping that work provides a way for me to meet some people.
I moved recently for work, but am having trouble meeting new friends out here. I recently made a move across states for work_comma_ but am having trouble meeting new friends out here. Making new friends can be tough_comma_ is there anyone at work you bond with?
Not sure yet as I just met them recently, but I am hoping that work provides a way for me to meet some people.
I am sure that you will meet some new friends@
My friend doesn't know how to swim, and she just went in the pool with her life jacket with no care in the world.
My friend doesn't know how to swim, and she just went in the pool with her life jacket with no care in the world.
That is amazing, Is there a certain reason she cant swim, she just never learned?
My friend doesn't know how to swim, and she just went in the pool with her life jacket with no care in the world. My friend doesn't know how to swim_comma_ and she just went in the pool with her life jacket with no care in the world.
That is amazing, Is there a certain reason she cant swim, she just never learned?
Yea, she just never learned and wants to hang out with us when he go to the pool or beach.
My friend doesn't know how to swim, and she just went in the pool with her life jacket with no care in the world. My friend doesn't know how to swim_comma_ and she just went in the pool with her life jacket with no care in the world. That is amazing_comma_ Is there a certain reason she cant swim_comma_ she just never...
Yea, she just never learned and wants to hang out with us when he go to the pool or beach.
was her life jacket fancy?
Once I dreamed my own death
Once in a dream I was shot, died and everything faded to black
That must've been terrifying in your dream.
Once I dreamed my own death Once in a dream I was shot_comma_ died and everything faded to black
That must've been terrifying in your dream.
Yes! truly though I died, I woke up very confused for a moment.
Once I dreamed my own death Once in a dream I was shot_comma_ died and everything faded to black That must've been terrifying in your dream.
Yes! truly though I died, I woke up very confused for a moment.
I hope you don't have many of those dreams again.
I knew I would pass my drivers test last week. I studied hard
I knew I would pass my drivers test. I studied a lot
did you pass?
I knew I would pass my drivers test last week. I studied hard I knew I would pass my drivers test. I studied a lot
did you pass?
I did pass
I knew I would pass my drivers test last week. I studied hard I knew I would pass my drivers test. I studied a lot did you pass?
I did pass
hard work pays off!
i was scared walking home yesterday
i was scared walking home yesterday
Why were you scared
i was scared walking home yesterday i was scared walking home yesterday
Why were you scared
cause we live in a dark wooded area
i was scared walking home yesterday i was scared walking home yesterday Why were you scared
cause we live in a dark wooded area
I do as well
I once bought expired food, went back and accidentally bought it again.
one time I realized the milk I bought was expired, I went back to the store to buy more only to realized it was expired too.
Wow sounds like you need a new store..haha
I once bought expired food, went back and accidentally bought it again. one time I realized the milk I bought was expired_comma_ I went back to the store to buy more only to realized it was expired too.
Wow sounds like you need a new store..haha
haha, Or maybe just better eyes, Thats not the only time ive done something like that.
I once bought expired food, went back and accidentally bought it again. one time I realized the milk I bought was expired_comma_ I went back to the store to buy more only to realized it was expired too. Wow sounds like you need a new store..haha
haha, Or maybe just better eyes, Thats not the only time ive done something like that.
Do you wear glasses or do you have 20/20 vision
This chick came over to my place and left me high and dry....I'm pretty optimistic though, she texts me every single night
A lady friend came over and we had some fun...but she left me high and dry :( but I'm pretty optimistic. She texts me every night asking what I'm doing
Thats good, Give it some time, Did everything go good, besides the high and dry?
This chick came over to my place and left me high and dry....I'm pretty optimistic though, she texts me every single night A lady friend came over and we had some fun...but she left me high and dry :( but I'm pretty optimistic. She texts me every night asking what I'm doing
Thats good, Give it some time, Did everything go good, besides the high and dry?
Yes. The original plan was to hit starbucks...but we did a different kind of catching up haha
This chick came over to my place and left me high and dry....I'm pretty optimistic though, she texts me every single night A lady friend came over and we had some fun...but she left me high and dry :( but I'm pretty optimistic. She texts me every night asking what I'm doing Thats good_comma_ Give it some time_comma_ ...
Yes. The original plan was to hit starbucks...but we did a different kind of catching up haha
That sounds good, Give it time, she will come around.
It really hurt me when my parents got divorced. I never thought it would happen
I hurt me when my parents got divorced. I never thought that would happen
I'm so sorry, are you okay?
It really hurt me when my parents got divorced. I never thought it would happen I hurt me when my parents got divorced. I never thought that would happen
I'm so sorry, are you okay?
I will be fine
It really hurt me when my parents got divorced. I never thought it would happen I hurt me when my parents got divorced. I never thought that would happen I'm so sorry_comma_ are you okay?
I will be fine
I hope you will feel better.
The Lakers got Lebron James. I can't wait to see him play.
The Lakers got Lebron James.
I did see that
The Lakers got Lebron James. I can't wait to see him play. The Lakers got Lebron James.
I did see that
I can't wait to see him play!
The Lakers got Lebron James. I can't wait to see him play. The Lakers got Lebron James. I did see that
I can't wait to see him play!
He wont win anything
There's a Korean hot pot place opening up. I won't have to drive an hour away for hot pot anymore, if it's good.
There's a Korean hot pot place opening up. I won't have to drive an hour away for hot pot anymore, if it's good.
I'll keep my fingers crossed that it's good for you! Is that your favorite food?
There's a Korean hot pot place opening up. I won't have to drive an hour away for hot pot anymore, if it's good. There's a Korean hot pot place opening up. I won't have to drive an hour away for hot pot anymore_comma_ if it's good.
I'll keep my fingers crossed that it's good for you! Is that your favorite food?
Yep. It is! I love hot pot, and it's actually healthy, too.
There's a Korean hot pot place opening up. I won't have to drive an hour away for hot pot anymore, if it's good. There's a Korean hot pot place opening up. I won't have to drive an hour away for hot pot anymore_comma_ if it's good. I'll keep my fingers crossed that it's good for you! Is that your favorite food?
Yep. It is! I love hot pot, and it's actually healthy, too.
I didn't know it was healthy!
Scary movies.
I never watch scary movies because they bother me too much but here I am, regretting that I just watched one.
Curiousity gets to ya sometimes.
Scary movies. I never watch scary movies because they bother me too much but here I am_comma_ regretting that I just watched one.
Curiousity gets to ya sometimes.
I guess that's what I can blame it on.
Scary movies. I never watch scary movies because they bother me too much but here I am_comma_ regretting that I just watched one. Curiousity gets to ya sometimes.
I guess that's what I can blame it on.
hahaha so why did you watch it?
My car broke down right before I was about to go on a road trip. I took it to the garage and they said it will take weeks to get the right parts.
My care just stopped working right before I was about to go on a big road trip. I can't believe it!
that is such a bomber, will you still be able to go on your trip?
My car broke down right before I was about to go on a road trip. I took it to the garage and they said it will take weeks to get the right parts. My care just stopped working right before I was about to go on a big road trip. I can't believe it!
that is such a bomber, will you still be able to go on your trip?
I have no idea. The garage said it could take weeks to get the new part that I need.
My car broke down right before I was about to go on a road trip. I took it to the garage and they said it will take weeks to get the right parts. My care just stopped working right before I was about to go on a big road trip. I can't believe it! that is such a bomber_comma_ will you still be able to go on your trip?
I have no idea. The garage said it could take weeks to get the new part that I need.
that's not good at all , have you tried asking for someones car?
When our home was broken into, right after we moved in.
Our home was broken into right after we moved in.
Oh no, I'm sorry to hear that.
When our home was broken into, right after we moved in. Our home was broken into right after we moved in.
Oh no, I'm sorry to hear that.
It was a scary experience.
When our home was broken into, right after we moved in. Our home was broken into right after we moved in. Oh no_comma_ I'm sorry to hear that.
It was a scary experience.
I'm sure it was. Did insurace cover what was lost?
When our home was broken into, right after we moved in. Our home was broken into right after we moved in. Oh no_comma_ I'm sorry to hear that. It was a scary experience.
I'm sure it was. Did insurace cover what was lost?
Luckily nothing was taken.
There's a group project coming up and team members are totally random. I hope I get good people.
There's a group project coming up and team members are totally random. I hope I get good people.
I hope you do, too! I have always hated group work.
There's a group project coming up and team members are totally random. I hope I get good people. There's a group project coming up and team members are totally random. I hope I get good people.
I hope you do, too! I have always hated group work.
I guess it's to prepare us for the real world.
There's a group project coming up and team members are totally random. I hope I get good people. There's a group project coming up and team members are totally random. I hope I get good people. I hope you do_comma_ too! I have always hated group work.
I guess it's to prepare us for the real world.
I guess so, I just hate that my grade would depend on someone else's work.. or lack there of.
I am over the moon about my son graduating from college this year.
I am over the moon about my son graduating from college this year.
That is great, what school did he go to?
I am over the moon about my son graduating from college this year. I am over the moon about my son graduating from college this year.
That is great, what school did he go to?
He went to Harvard. Now headed to medical school there!
I am over the moon about my son graduating from college this year. I am over the moon about my son graduating from college this year. That is great_comma_ what school did he go to?
He went to Harvard. Now headed to medical school there!
Wow that is a tough school to get into. Did you pay the tuition?
Everytime I try to eat dinner, a salesman calls me on the phone.
Every time I try to eat dinner, a salesman calls me on the phone.
That is so annoying. I thought they were not supposed to be allowed to call anymore.
Everytime I try to eat dinner, a salesman calls me on the phone. Every time I try to eat dinner_comma_ a salesman calls me on the phone.
That is so annoying. I thought they were not supposed to be allowed to call anymore.
They still do even thou I am on the do not call list.
Everytime I try to eat dinner, a salesman calls me on the phone. Every time I try to eat dinner_comma_ a salesman calls me on the phone. That is so annoying. I thought they were not supposed to be allowed to call anymore.
They still do even thou I am on the do not call list.
I heard they are based outside of the country and make calls out of reach of the law. Like I said, ANNOYING!
I just found out my childhood dog had to be put down, I'm wrecked!
I just found out my childhood dog had to be put down, I'm wrecked.
im sorry to hear that.. old age?
I just found out my childhood dog had to be put down, I'm wrecked! I just found out my childhood dog had to be put down_comma_ I'm wrecked.
im sorry to hear that.. old age?
Yes, she was 14 years old. RIP.
I just found out my childhood dog had to be put down, I'm wrecked! I just found out my childhood dog had to be put down_comma_ I'm wrecked. im sorry to hear that.. old age?
Yes, she was 14 years old. RIP.
he lived a long life.
i was furious yesterday when i saw my dog had gotten out of the gate
i was furious yesterday when i saw my dog had gotten out of the gate
Oh no, were you able to track it down?
i was furious yesterday when i saw my dog had gotten out of the gate i was furious yesterday when i saw my dog had gotten out of the gate
Oh no, were you able to track it down?
no still looking
i was furious yesterday when i saw my dog had gotten out of the gate i was furious yesterday when i saw my dog had gotten out of the gate Oh no_comma_ were you able to track it down?
no still looking
Aw sorry to hear that, hope he/she is fine and you'll able to find it.
Had dinner with my family not too long ago. It's nice seeing everyone together again.
Had dinner with my family not too long ago. It's nice seeing everyone together again.
I bet that was nice
Had dinner with my family not too long ago. It's nice seeing everyone together again. Had dinner with my family not too long ago. It's nice seeing everyone together again.
I bet that was nice
It really was. I hope we can make time to have more dinners together.
Had dinner with my family not too long ago. It's nice seeing everyone together again. Had dinner with my family not too long ago. It's nice seeing everyone together again. I bet that was nice
It really was. I hope we can make time to have more dinners together.
I am sure you will
I was pretty sad when my dog died. He was my friend
I was sad when my dog died. He was my friend
I am so sorry for your loss. How was was he?
I was pretty sad when my dog died. He was my friend I was sad when my dog died. He was my friend
I am so sorry for your loss. How was was he?
He 10 or so
I was pretty sad when my dog died. He was my friend I was sad when my dog died. He was my friend I am so sorry for your loss. How was was he?
He 10 or so
He had a good life, yea?
A car was following me as I was walking home. I was so scared.
A car was following me as I was walking home.
Were you scared
A car was following me as I was walking home. I was so scared. A car was following me as I was walking home.
Were you scared
I was so scared.
A car was following me as I was walking home. I was so scared. A car was following me as I was walking home. Were you scared
I was so scared.
I would be too
I was envious when my friend got a job I wanted. It just was not good for me
I was envious when my friend go a job I wanted. It was not a good feeling
It's not good to be jealous of your friends.
I was envious when my friend got a job I wanted. It just was not good for me I was envious when my friend go a job I wanted. It was not a good feeling
It's not good to be jealous of your friends.
I know that now
I was envious when my friend got a job I wanted. It just was not good for me I was envious when my friend go a job I wanted. It was not a good feeling It's not good to be jealous of your friends.
I know that now
I'm glad you made that connection.
The site I have a subscription hasnt updated in 1 week with no news as to what's happening. I paid for 2 years.
The site I have a subscription hasnt updated in 1 week with no news as to what's happening. I paid for 2 years.
Gee that's sucks. Have you tried contacting them?
The site I have a subscription hasnt updated in 1 week with no news as to what's happening. I paid for 2 years. The site I have a subscription hasnt updated in 1 week with no news as to what's happening. I paid for 2 years.
Gee that's sucks. Have you tried contacting them?
I have. They pretty much went no contact.
The site I have a subscription hasnt updated in 1 week with no news as to what's happening. I paid for 2 years. The site I have a subscription hasnt updated in 1 week with no news as to what's happening. I paid for 2 years. Gee that's sucks. Have you tried contacting them?
I have. They pretty much went no contact.
That's terrible service. I hope you get it resolved soon!
I was eating at a restaurant today, and some lady started cutting her toe nails. What was she thinking? Everyone could see what she was doing.
I was at a restaurant today for lunch and some lady just takes out her nail clippers and starts cutting her nails.
Wow. I guess she really has no care for social constructs.
I was eating at a restaurant today, and some lady started cutting her toe nails. What was she thinking? Everyone could see what she was doing. I was at a restaurant today for lunch and some lady just takes out her nail clippers and starts cutting her nails.
Wow. I guess she really has no care for social constructs.
Yeah I know. It was appalling... I mean, what was she thinking?
I was eating at a restaurant today, and some lady started cutting her toe nails. What was she thinking? Everyone could see what she was doing. I was at a restaurant today for lunch and some lady just takes out her nail clippers and starts cutting her nails. Wow. I guess she really has no care for social constructs.
Yeah I know. It was appalling... I mean, what was she thinking?
it would make me lose my appetite. Oh well, what could you have done?
Someone I am kind of in a relationship with wants to come over this weekend and I am not sure about it. It's too soon after so much has happened and I don't want to deal with anymore upset.
Someone I am kind of in a relationship with wants to come over this weekend and I am not sure about it.
Why are you hesitant
Someone I am kind of in a relationship with wants to come over this weekend and I am not sure about it. It's too soon after so much has happened and I don't want to deal with anymore upset. Someone I am kind of in a relationship with wants to come over this weekend and I am not sure about it.
Why are you hesitant
It's too soon after so much trauma as happened and I don't want to deal with anymore upset.
Someone I am kind of in a relationship with wants to come over this weekend and I am not sure about it. It's too soon after so much has happened and I don't want to deal with anymore upset. Someone I am kind of in a relationship with wants to come over this weekend and I am not sure about it. Why are you hesitant
It's too soon after so much trauma as happened and I don't want to deal with anymore upset.
Then just tell him no. If it's meant to be he'll respect it
Someone I am kind of in a relationship with wants to come over this weekend and I am not sure about it. It's too soon after so much has happened and I don't want to deal with anymore upset. Someone I am kind of in a relationship with wants to come over this weekend and I am not sure about it. Why are you hesitant It's ...
Then just tell him no. If it's meant to be he'll respect it
That is very true. I am seeing how the rest of the week goes or I will simply not be here when they come to fix some stuff around the house.
These days I've been feeling a little isolated, especially since I broke up with my ex. But then I see how much money I'm saving and I feel a lot better.
I've been feeling isolated these days. Still getting over a breakup and most of my friends are raging alcoholics. But I look at how much money I'm saving by staying in and I feel a lot better!
yes and staying away from addicts is always good as well! Pick a different hobby for sure that's healthy is good!
These days I've been feeling a little isolated, especially since I broke up with my ex. But then I see how much money I'm saving and I feel a lot better. I've been feeling isolated these days. Still getting over a breakup and most of my friends are raging alcoholics. But I look at how much money I'm saving by stayin...
yes and staying away from addicts is always good as well! Pick a different hobby for sure that's healthy is good!
Yup. I'm guessing you're a homebody yourself
These days I've been feeling a little isolated, especially since I broke up with my ex. But then I see how much money I'm saving and I feel a lot better. I've been feeling isolated these days. Still getting over a breakup and most of my friends are raging alcoholics. But I look at how much money I'm saving by stayin...
Yup. I'm guessing you're a homebody yourself
YES! I used to be very social but I have had enough of that and now I am happy to be at home and at peace :0
I could not wait to see a game last weekend. Its all I cared about
I could not wait to see a game last week. Its all I wanted to see
What game was it?
I could not wait to see a game last weekend. Its all I cared about I could not wait to see a game last week. Its all I wanted to see
What game was it?
A minor league baseball game
I could not wait to see a game last weekend. Its all I cared about I could not wait to see a game last week. Its all I wanted to see What game was it?
A minor league baseball game
Oh that sounds fun! Did you go in person or watch on tv?
My friends put together the best party for my graduation.
My friends put together the best party for me.
That was nice of them
My friends put together the best party for my graduation. My friends put together the best party for me.
That was nice of them
It was, I was so thankful for them!
My friends put together the best party for my graduation. My friends put together the best party for me. That was nice of them
It was, I was so thankful for them!
I bet you were
I love being able to sit out on my porch in the rain with a good book.
There's no better feeling than the peace I get sitting outside with a good book and the sounds of the rain.
It is good to find some time for ourself to rest.
I love being able to sit out on my porch in the rain with a good book. There's no better feeling than the peace I get sitting outside with a good book and the sounds of the rain.
It is good to find some time for ourself to rest.
Yes, that's what keeps me in tip top shape.
I love being able to sit out on my porch in the rain with a good book. There's no better feeling than the peace I get sitting outside with a good book and the sounds of the rain. It is good to find some time for ourself to rest.
Yes, that's what keeps me in tip top shape.
That is great.
During a work meeting, I was presenting and two coworker keep talking to each other. It was bothering me.
During a work meeting, I was presenting and two coworker keep talking to each other. It was bothering me.
That's really rude of them, I guess no one taught them manners.