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I dropped off my car at the mechanic and he said it would cost $300. I picked it up today and the bill was $3000 and he never asked if I wanted to go that high.
I dropped off my car at the mechanic and he said it would cost $300. I picked it up today and the bill was $3000 and he never asked if I wanted to go that high.
I wish I had a car.
I dropped off my car at the mechanic and he said it would cost $300. I picked it up today and the bill was $3000 and he never asked if I wanted to go that high. I dropped off my car at the mechanic and he said it would cost $300. I picked it up today and the bill was $3000 and he never asked if I wanted to go that hi...
I wish I had a car.
I wish you had a car too. Are you going to get one soon?
I dropped off my car at the mechanic and he said it would cost $300. I picked it up today and the bill was $3000 and he never asked if I wanted to go that high. I dropped off my car at the mechanic and he said it would cost $300. I picked it up today and the bill was $3000 and he never asked if I wanted to go that hi...
I wish you had a car too. Are you going to get one soon?
Only if i find the money
I've got lasagna in the oven. I hope it turns our well!
I've got lasagna in the oven. I hope it turns our well!
I am sure it will
I've got lasagna in the oven. I hope it turns our well! I've got lasagna in the oven. I hope it turns our well!
I am sure it will
Thanks. I can smell it now.
I've got lasagna in the oven. I hope it turns our well! I've got lasagna in the oven. I hope it turns our well! I am sure it will
Thanks. I can smell it now.
I bet it smells nice
I was a little envious when a coworker got a promotion over me. I really wanted it
I was envious when a coworker got a promotion over me. I really wanted it
That sucks. Maybe there's a next time?
I was a little envious when a coworker got a promotion over me. I really wanted it I was envious when a coworker got a promotion over me. I really wanted it
That sucks. Maybe there's a next time?
I hope so
I was a little envious when a coworker got a promotion over me. I really wanted it I was envious when a coworker got a promotion over me. I really wanted it That sucks. Maybe there's a next time?
I hope so
I hope you'll get another opportunity or even a better one.
I lost my grandmother's wedding ring. I am so hurt about it.
I lost my grandmother's wedding ring.
How did you do that can you remember the last place you had it?
I lost my grandmother's wedding ring. I am so hurt about it. I lost my grandmother's wedding ring.
How did you do that can you remember the last place you had it?
I have no clue where it is. I am so hurt about it.
I lost my grandmother's wedding ring. I am so hurt about it. I lost my grandmother's wedding ring. How did you do that can you remember the last place you had it?
I have no clue where it is. I am so hurt about it.
I know was it an important sentiment to your family? I hope it comes up eventually.
Lightning storms always remind me of you.
Lightning storms always remind me of you.
Why is that
Lightning storms always remind me of you. Lightning storms always remind me of you.
Why is that
We had a night that was unforgetable.
Lightning storms always remind me of you. Lightning storms always remind me of you. Why is that
We had a night that was unforgetable.
That does sound fun
I was sad when my brother canceled on me last week. He was busy
I was sad when my brother canceled on me. He was busy
My brother used to always do that to me.
I was sad when my brother canceled on me last week. He was busy I was sad when my brother canceled on me. He was busy
My brother used to always do that to me.
Its not a good thing
I was sad when my brother canceled on me last week. He was busy I was sad when my brother canceled on me. He was busy My brother used to always do that to me.
Its not a good thing
Family should help as much as possible.
I was sad when my brother canceled on me last week. He was busy I was sad when my brother canceled on me. He was busy My brother used to always do that to me. Its not a good thing
Family should help as much as possible.
I do agree
Every time I make jello, I think of the jello shots me and my roomie used to make on weekends.
Every time I make jello, I think of the jello shots me and my roomie used to make on weekends.
maybe you should try making some again
Every time I make jello, I think of the jello shots me and my roomie used to make on weekends. Every time I make jello_comma_ I think of the jello shots me and my roomie used to make on weekends.
maybe you should try making some again
Some jello shots? I've got no one to enjoy them with anymore.
Every time I make jello, I think of the jello shots me and my roomie used to make on weekends. Every time I make jello_comma_ I think of the jello shots me and my roomie used to make on weekends. maybe you should try making some again
Some jello shots? I've got no one to enjoy them with anymore.
ah ok
it was impressive to see my friend get a job so quickly last week
it was impressive to see my friend get a job so quickly last week
That's awesome. Job hunting can be difficult.
it was impressive to see my friend get a job so quickly last week it was impressive to see my friend get a job so quickly last week
That's awesome. Job hunting can be difficult.
yea espeially when 20 people are going for the same position
it was impressive to see my friend get a job so quickly last week it was impressive to see my friend get a job so quickly last week That's awesome. Job hunting can be difficult.
yea espeially when 20 people are going for the same position
I feel sorry for th 19 people who didn't get it.
I'm really worried I screwed up at work and said something I shouldn't have. Now I can't stop thinking about it.
I'm really worried I screwed up at work and said something I shouldn't have. Now I can't stop thinking about it
I bet it will be okay
I'm really worried I screwed up at work and said something I shouldn't have. Now I can't stop thinking about it. I'm really worried I screwed up at work and said something I shouldn't have. Now I can't stop thinking about it
I bet it will be okay
Yeah, I'm probably overthinking it, bad habit of mine.
I'm really worried I screwed up at work and said something I shouldn't have. Now I can't stop thinking about it. I'm really worried I screwed up at work and said something I shouldn't have. Now I can't stop thinking about it I bet it will be okay
Yeah, I'm probably overthinking it, bad habit of mine.
It happens to everyone
I was hoping my brother would come home this week. He still might
I ma hoping my brother comes home this weekend. There is still time
Have you talked to him about it? Why wouldn't he be able?
I was hoping my brother would come home this week. He still might I ma hoping my brother comes home this weekend. There is still time
Have you talked to him about it? Why wouldn't he be able?
He is busy with work
I was hoping my brother would come home this week. He still might I ma hoping my brother comes home this weekend. There is still time Have you talked to him about it? Why wouldn't he be able?
He is busy with work
Ah, work always seems to find a way to get in the way.
I am going to the fair this weekend!
It's been years since I've been to a fair and I am going to my state fair this weekend!
Heck yeah! I love the fair, mainly for the food and people watching!
I am going to the fair this weekend! It's been years since I've been to a fair and I am going to my state fair this weekend!
Heck yeah! I love the fair, mainly for the food and people watching!
I can't wait to get a funnel cake!
I am going to the fair this weekend! It's been years since I've been to a fair and I am going to my state fair this weekend! Heck yeah! I love the fair_comma_ mainly for the food and people watching!
I can't wait to get a funnel cake!
Yum! Don't forget about the corndogs.
I'm anticipating to get a raise at my job this month, I think my boss hinted at it.
I'm anticipating to get a raise at my job this month, I think my boss hinted at it.
Is it a pretty decent raise?
I'm anticipating to get a raise at my job this month, I think my boss hinted at it. I'm anticipating to get a raise at my job this month_comma_ I think my boss hinted at it.
Is it a pretty decent raise?
I have no clue, he just sort of made a suggestive remark toward me about it. I'm trying not to get my hopes up.
I'm anticipating to get a raise at my job this month, I think my boss hinted at it. I'm anticipating to get a raise at my job this month_comma_ I think my boss hinted at it. Is it a pretty decent raise?
I have no clue, he just sort of made a suggestive remark toward me about it. I'm trying not to get my hopes up.
I'll keep my fingers crossed that it happens for you. I don't think a boss would give a hint like that for no reason!
i was upset when i saw someone left my gate open and our dog ran away
i was upset when i saw someone left my gate open and our dog ran away
That's terrible. Did you find your dog?
i was upset when i saw someone left my gate open and our dog ran away i was upset when i saw someone left my gate open and our dog ran away
That's terrible. Did you find your dog?
no he is still missing
i was upset when i saw someone left my gate open and our dog ran away i was upset when i saw someone left my gate open and our dog ran away That's terrible. Did you find your dog?
no he is still missing
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you find him soon.
I saw a possum and snake duke it out at our camping trip.
I saw a possum and snake duke it out at our camping trip.
who won
I saw a possum and snake duke it out at our camping trip. I saw a possum and snake duke it out at our camping trip.
who won
No one. We got a park ranger to scare the snake away.
I saw a possum and snake duke it out at our camping trip. I saw a possum and snake duke it out at our camping trip. who won
No one. We got a park ranger to scare the snake away.
ah sounds like the smart move
I made kimchi and it turned out pretty bad.
I made kimchi and it turned out pretty bad.
What i that?!?! i think ive heard the name before maybe.
I made kimchi and it turned out pretty bad. I made kimchi and it turned out pretty bad.
What i that?!?! i think ive heard the name before maybe.
It's fermented napa cabbage, a Korean dish.
I made kimchi and it turned out pretty bad. I made kimchi and it turned out pretty bad. What i that?!?! i think ive heard the name before maybe.
It's fermented napa cabbage, a Korean dish.
I see, What happened? bad recipe?
My little pet bird accidentally flew out the window.
once i left the window open cleaning my birds cage, and she flew away!
Oh god. That's awful. I guess she never came back?
My little pet bird accidentally flew out the window. once i left the window open cleaning my birds cage_comma_ and she flew away!
Oh god. That's awful. I guess she never came back?
Never again did I see her. I eventually let the emotion go.
My little pet bird accidentally flew out the window. once i left the window open cleaning my birds cage_comma_ and she flew away! Oh god. That's awful. I guess she never came back?
Never again did I see her. I eventually let the emotion go.
I hope she was able to fend for herself. I'm sorry she went through that loss.
It may sound ridiculous and narcissistic....but I'm actually super envious of myself 3 years ago, that guy had a shredded 8 pack and was making $2000 a week
This may sound narcissistic and just plain weird...but I'm actually envious of myself 3 years ago, that guy was shredded with an 8-pack and making $2000 a week. I hate his guts lol
I wish i could make that type of money!
It may sound ridiculous and narcissistic....but I'm actually super envious of myself 3 years ago, that guy had a shredded 8 pack and was making $2000 a week This may sound narcissistic and just plain weird...but I'm actually envious of myself 3 years ago_comma_ that guy was shredded with an 8-pack and making $2000 a we...
I wish i could make that type of money!
Yup don't we all...but I was living at my parents' then and now I'm on my own, fully self-employed. So I guess I'm officially an adult
It may sound ridiculous and narcissistic....but I'm actually super envious of myself 3 years ago, that guy had a shredded 8 pack and was making $2000 a week This may sound narcissistic and just plain weird...but I'm actually envious of myself 3 years ago_comma_ that guy was shredded with an 8-pack and making $2000 a we...
Yup don't we all...but I was living at my parents' then and now I'm on my own, fully self-employed. So I guess I'm officially an adult
Money is what runs the world.
I knew i would win the lotory.
I knew i would win the lottory.
Cool congrats I can never win those
I knew i would win the lotory. I knew i would win the lottory.
Cool congrats I can never win those
I know i will win all of them.
I knew i would win the lotory. I knew i would win the lottory. Cool congrats I can never win those
I know i will win all of them.
Well aren't you the Lucky the Leprechaun...how much have you won so far
I keep all of my stuff animals.
I keep all of my stuffed animals.
Why is that
I keep all of my stuff animals. I keep all of my stuffed animals.
Why is that
They mean the world to me
I keep all of my stuff animals. I keep all of my stuffed animals. Why is that
They mean the world to me
That is cool I guess
I was happy to relax over the weekend. I was content
I was happy to relax this weekend. I felt content
That is the story of my life.
I was happy to relax over the weekend. I was content I was happy to relax this weekend. I felt content
That is the story of my life.
Its a good life
I was happy to relax over the weekend. I was content I was happy to relax this weekend. I felt content That is the story of my life.
Its a good life
The weekends are for the boys!
I was pretty nervous driving home. It was raining too hard
I was nervous driving home. It was raining hard
Gotta hate weather like that when you're trying to get somewhere. You ok?
I was pretty nervous driving home. It was raining too hard I was nervous driving home. It was raining hard
Gotta hate weather like that when you're trying to get somewhere. You ok?
Yeah I just drove slow
I was pretty nervous driving home. It was raining too hard I was nervous driving home. It was raining hard Gotta hate weather like that when you're trying to get somewhere. You ok?
Yeah I just drove slow
That's good. So many peole just drive faster.
My friend is a single mom, works full-time and goes to school fulltime.
My friend is a single mom, works full-time and goes to school fulltime.
She seems work hard
My friend is a single mom, works full-time and goes to school fulltime. My friend is a single mom_comma_ works full-time and goes to school fulltime.
She seems work hard
She is a hard worker. Her husband passed away suddenly, and she's working hard to support the family.
My friend is a single mom, works full-time and goes to school fulltime. My friend is a single mom_comma_ works full-time and goes to school fulltime. She seems work hard
She is a hard worker. Her husband passed away suddenly, and she's working hard to support the family.
That is sad
when my girlfriend got sick
I remember the one time my girlfriend got really sick , i stayed by her side and did everything for her , cooked for her i just wanted her to feel the best
She's one lucky girl!
when my girlfriend got sick I remember the one time my girlfriend got really sick _comma_ i stayed by her side and did everything for her _comma_ cooked for her i just wanted her to feel the best
She's one lucky girl!
thank you , shes always there for me , even when i come grumpy as hell from work she loves me either way
when my girlfriend got sick I remember the one time my girlfriend got really sick _comma_ i stayed by her side and did everything for her _comma_ cooked for her i just wanted her to feel the best She's one lucky girl!
thank you , shes always there for me , even when i come grumpy as hell from work she loves me either way
How long have you guys been together?
The movie starts in 30 minutes, but I'm still stuck at work. I hope I make it in time.
The movie starts in 30 minutes, but I'm still stuck at work. I hope I make it in time.
hopefully you do, and remember the movie trailers and commercials take a while before the actual movie plays
The movie starts in 30 minutes, but I'm still stuck at work. I hope I make it in time. The movie starts in 30 minutes_comma_ but I'm still stuck at work. I hope I make it in time.
hopefully you do, and remember the movie trailers and commercials take a while before the actual movie plays
Oh yea, I complete forgot about that!
The movie starts in 30 minutes, but I'm still stuck at work. I hope I make it in time. The movie starts in 30 minutes_comma_ but I'm still stuck at work. I hope I make it in time. hopefully you do_comma_ and remember the movie trailers and commercials take a while before the actual movie plays
Oh yea, I complete forgot about that!
do you have a date ?
Going on a rollercoaster this weekend
Man i'm so scared for the weekend
Why? Whats going on this weekend?
Going on a rollercoaster this weekend Man i'm so scared for the weekend
Why? Whats going on this weekend?
Going to the amusement park! I've never ridden a rollercoaster!
Going on a rollercoaster this weekend Man i'm so scared for the weekend Why? Whats going on this weekend?
Going to the amusement park! I've never ridden a rollercoaster!
Oh my gosh thats exciting. You're going to have such a fun time. I love roller coasters
Going on a rollercoaster this weekend Man i'm so scared for the weekend Why? Whats going on this weekend? Going to the amusement park! I've never ridden a rollercoaster!
Oh my gosh thats exciting. You're going to have such a fun time. I love roller coasters
I hope so! I'm so scared of them! Maybe I'll have fun after I try one!
Going on a rollercoaster this weekend Man i'm so scared for the weekend Why? Whats going on this weekend? Going to the amusement park! I've never ridden a rollercoaster! Oh my gosh thats exciting. You're going to have such a fun time. I love roller coasters
I hope so! I'm so scared of them! Maybe I'll have fun after I try one!
And if you need to, just close your eyes
Going on a rollercoaster this weekend Man i'm so scared for the weekend Why? Whats going on this weekend? Going to the amusement park! I've never ridden a rollercoaster! Oh my gosh thats exciting. You're going to have such a fun time. I love roller coasters I hope so! I'm so scared of them! Maybe I'll have fun aft...
And if you need to, just close your eyes
I probably will! Or throw up lol
I had a job interview today and im super nervous. I think it went well but I won't find out about it until Friday
Im so nervous and I have to wait until friday before this feeling goes away
What is happening Friday?
I had a job interview today and im super nervous. I think it went well but I won't find out about it until Friday Im so nervous and I have to wait until friday before this feeling goes away
What is happening Friday?
I had an interview today, but i won't find out if i get it until then
I had a job interview today and im super nervous. I think it went well but I won't find out about it until Friday Im so nervous and I have to wait until friday before this feeling goes away What is happening Friday?
I had an interview today, but i won't find out if i get it until then
oooh that's exciting! I hope you get good news on Friday!!
i go to the same place to eat breakfast every morning for the past 10 years
i go to the same place to eat breakfast every morning for the past 10 years
they must be a really good resturaunt
i go to the same place to eat breakfast every morning for the past 10 years i go to the same place to eat breakfast every morning for the past 10 years
they must be a really good resturaunt
it is.. good .. big portions and a reasonable price
i go to the same place to eat breakfast every morning for the past 10 years i go to the same place to eat breakfast every morning for the past 10 years they must be a really good resturaunt
it is.. good .. big portions and a reasonable price
those are definitely reasons to keep going back,
when my son graduated school
watching my son graduate was the best feeling ever
i bet! congrats
when my son graduated school watching my son graduate was the best feeling ever
i bet! congrats
thank you.all his hard work and our time helping him payed off
when my son graduated school watching my son graduate was the best feeling ever i bet! congrats
thank you.all his hard work and our time helping him payed off
that was awesome of you all
I could not wait till my brother got home last night. We were going to get steaks
I could not wait till my brother got home last night. We were going out to eat
Did you end up going out?
I could not wait till my brother got home last night. We were going to get steaks I could not wait till my brother got home last night. We were going out to eat
Did you end up going out?
We ate at a nice place
I could not wait till my brother got home last night. We were going to get steaks I could not wait till my brother got home last night. We were going out to eat Did you end up going out?
We ate at a nice place
I'm so happy for you.
I saw a guy put chocolate syrup on a hot dog. It was really gross.
I saw a guy put chocolate syrup on a hot dog.
That sounds so gross
I saw a guy put chocolate syrup on a hot dog. It was really gross. I saw a guy put chocolate syrup on a hot dog.
That sounds so gross
It was really gross!
I saw a guy put chocolate syrup on a hot dog. It was really gross. I saw a guy put chocolate syrup on a hot dog. That sounds so gross
It was really gross!
It sounds that way
Last time I ordered pizza from my local pizza shop for delivery, they forgot my sauces!! So I called and complained and was ensured that it would not happen again. So this time I put in the order and called to MAKE SURE my sauces came. They should be here any minute now.
Last time I ordered pizza from my local pizza shop for delivery, they forgot my sauces!! So I called and complained and was ensured that it would not happen again. So this time I put in the order and called to MAKE SURE my sauces came. They should be here any minute now.
I love sauces like that
Last time I ordered pizza from my local pizza shop for delivery, they forgot my sauces!! So I called and complained and was ensured that it would not happen again. So this time I put in the order and called to MAKE SURE my sauces came. They should be here any minute now. Last time I ordered pizza from my local pizza s...
I love sauces like that
Right! It totally ruins the whole meal without them!
Last time I ordered pizza from my local pizza shop for delivery, they forgot my sauces!! So I called and complained and was ensured that it would not happen again. So this time I put in the order and called to MAKE SURE my sauces came. They should be here any minute now. Last time I ordered pizza from my local pizza s...
Right! It totally ruins the whole meal without them!
I do agree
I so happy when my mom got me a cake last week. It was a nice gesture
I was happy when my mom baked me a cake last week. It was a nice gesture
Oh yum! I love cake! That was nice of her!
I so happy when my mom got me a cake last week. It was a nice gesture I was happy when my mom baked me a cake last week. It was a nice gesture
Oh yum! I love cake! That was nice of her!
It was a good cake too
I so happy when my mom got me a cake last week. It was a nice gesture I was happy when my mom baked me a cake last week. It was a nice gesture Oh yum! I love cake! That was nice of her!
It was a good cake too
Ill bet it was! I hope you thanked her! Cake takes time and effort to make!