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I was in awe when my dad won his award! I was in awe when my dad won his award Nice. What was the award for?
Best toes in the USA.
Congratulation.
I had an argument last week with my wife. She told me that she want to divorce and that I am not the father of our son. I felt destroyed.
I had an argument last week with my wife. She told me that she want to divorce and that I am not the father of our son. I felt destroyed.
Sheesh that's heavy. Sorry to hear that. Have you talked it over yet or no
I had an argument last week with my wife. She told me that she want to divorce and that I am not the father of our son. I felt destroyed. I had an argument last week with my wife. She told me that she want to divorce and that I am not the father of our son. I felt destroyed.
Sheesh that's heavy. Sorry to hear that. Have you talked it over yet or no
No, I felt the house. I don't want to see her anymore. We are getting divorce.
I had an argument last week with my wife. She told me that she want to divorce and that I am not the father of our son. I felt destroyed. I had an argument last week with my wife. She told me that she want to divorce and that I am not the father of our son. I felt destroyed. Sheesh that's heavy. Sorry to hear that. H...
No, I felt the house. I don't want to see her anymore. We are getting divorce.
Well maybe it's for the best. Good luck
I'm not an alcoholic. But I feel like I'm more ready to vibe with a chick if I've started drinking because I'm more relaxed and tend to say stuff I usually filter out in normal conversation
I'm not alcoholic but I feel like I can vibe better with a chick if I've been drinking. Because I tend to say stuff I normally wouldn't which makes for better conversation
You are not the only. Nothing to worry about.
I'm not an alcoholic. But I feel like I'm more ready to vibe with a chick if I've started drinking because I'm more relaxed and tend to say stuff I usually filter out in normal conversation I'm not alcoholic but I feel like I can vibe better with a chick if I've been drinking. Because I tend to say stuff I normally w...
You are not the only. Nothing to worry about.
I'm curious. Are you a guy or a gal
I'm not an alcoholic. But I feel like I'm more ready to vibe with a chick if I've started drinking because I'm more relaxed and tend to say stuff I usually filter out in normal conversation I'm not alcoholic but I feel like I can vibe better with a chick if I've been drinking. Because I tend to say stuff I normally w...
I'm curious. Are you a guy or a gal
I am a guy. Why this question?
Took the kiddos to the lake
We took my neice and nephew to the lake this weekend!
That sounds like a fun weekend! Did you go swimming?
Took the kiddos to the lake We took my neice and nephew to the lake this weekend!
That sounds like a fun weekend! Did you go swimming?
A couple of them did! The older people went fishing!
Took the kiddos to the lake We took my neice and nephew to the lake this weekend! That sounds like a fun weekend! Did you go swimming?
A couple of them did! The older people went fishing!
That sound fun! I love to eat fresh fish!
Took the kiddos to the lake We took my neice and nephew to the lake this weekend! That sounds like a fun weekend! Did you go swimming? A couple of them did! The older people went fishing!
That sound fun! I love to eat fresh fish!
Yeah! I caught a very large catfish! The kids loved it!
I spent my afternoon in a hammock reading my favorite book. The sun was shining and I couldn't be happier.
Today was a beautiful day and I spent it reading in my hammock
Hey that sounds like an awesome day!
I spent my afternoon in a hammock reading my favorite book. The sun was shining and I couldn't be happier. Today was a beautiful day and I spent it reading in my hammock
Hey that sounds like an awesome day!
Yeah, It felt so refreshing. I needed a day off from work, and it was just perfect.
I spent my afternoon in a hammock reading my favorite book. The sun was shining and I couldn't be happier. Today was a beautiful day and I spent it reading in my hammock Hey that sounds like an awesome day!
Yeah, It felt so refreshing. I needed a day off from work, and it was just perfect.
Good for you my friend! We all need days like that!
Our chihuahua dog had an autoimmune disease. We lost her in February and it's still hard.
My daughter's chihuahua mix was diagnosed with an auto-immune disease when she was just a puppy.
Oh no, poor little thing.
Our chihuahua dog had an autoimmune disease. We lost her in February and it's still hard. My daughter's chihuahua mix was diagnosed with an auto-immune disease when she was just a puppy.
Oh no, poor little thing.
Yea, it was hard to deal with, but she had a really good life. She passed away at age 6 this past February though.
Our chihuahua dog had an autoimmune disease. We lost her in February and it's still hard. My daughter's chihuahua mix was diagnosed with an auto-immune disease when she was just a puppy. Oh no_comma_ poor little thing.
Yea, it was hard to deal with, but she had a really good life. She passed away at age 6 this past February though.
I am so heartbroken thinking about it. I'm sorry.
I have to bake 10 cakes by tomorrow. I am ready to do it though.
I have to bake 10 cakes by tomorrow.
Oh WOW! That is a lot of cakes!! Will you be able to get it all done?
I have to bake 10 cakes by tomorrow. I am ready to do it though. I have to bake 10 cakes by tomorrow.
Oh WOW! That is a lot of cakes!! Will you be able to get it all done?
Yes, I am ready to do it.
I have to bake 10 cakes by tomorrow. I am ready to do it though. I have to bake 10 cakes by tomorrow. Oh WOW! That is a lot of cakes!! Will you be able to get it all done?
Yes, I am ready to do it.
Well more power to you! I don't think I could do that in one night - you must be a good baker.
lifes going good right now
Lifes good right now got a good paying job , all bills getting payed, not late on anything plus money on the side to go out , i am just overall happy in life right now
Man, I'm jealous! I'm still a college student, barely paying rent! And nothing but student loans to look forward to. I probably should have taken your path in life. Not to say you haven't worked very hard for it, because I'm sure you have.
lifes going good right now Lifes good right now got a good paying job _comma_ all bills getting payed_comma_ not late on anything plus money on the side to go out _comma_ i am just overall happy in life right now
Man, I'm jealous! I'm still a college student, barely paying rent! And nothing but student loans to look forward to. I probably should have taken your path in life. Not to say you haven't worked very hard for it, because I'm sure you have.
I am sure you will do well eventually , just keep setting goals an surpassing them , once u pass your goals , create new goals and keep winning in life !!!
lifes going good right now Lifes good right now got a good paying job _comma_ all bills getting payed_comma_ not late on anything plus money on the side to go out _comma_ i am just overall happy in life right now Man_comma_ I'm jealous! I'm still a college student_comma_ barely paying rent! And nothing but student loan...
I am sure you will do well eventually , just keep setting goals an surpassing them , once u pass your goals , create new goals and keep winning in life !!!
Hey I really appreciate that advice. I need to take it. I'm horrible at setting goals. I just move in a general direction. I need to break things down step by step. We'll see how it goes.
My brother got hit with a DUI the other night. His wife said that was the last straw, as she was tired of his drinking. She kicked him out and now he's living with me. I feel so terrible for everyone involved, especially because they have two kids.
My brother got hit with a DUI the other night. His wife said that was the last straw, as she was tired of his drinking. She kicked him out and now he's living with me. I feel so terrible for everyone involved, especially because they have two kids
sorry to hear that, my brother has a drinking problem too, and has kids, i love him but at this point we are more focused on the kids , i tell him if you get locked up who is gonna raise the girls , of course we are but still they need a father
My brother got hit with a DUI the other night. His wife said that was the last straw, as she was tired of his drinking. She kicked him out and now he's living with me. I feel so terrible for everyone involved, especially because they have two kids. My brother got hit with a DUI the other night. His wife said that was t...
sorry to hear that, my brother has a drinking problem too, and has kids, i love him but at this point we are more focused on the kids , i tell him if you get locked up who is gonna raise the girls , of course we are but still they need a father
Yeah, and you can never turn your back on family, even if they completely complicate your life.. It's a no-win situation. The kids probably prefer to stay in the original situation, even though it's not healthy and safe, because they just don't understand.. just a big head ache. I'll do what I can, but who knows how mu...
My brother got hit with a DUI the other night. His wife said that was the last straw, as she was tired of his drinking. She kicked him out and now he's living with me. I feel so terrible for everyone involved, especially because they have two kids. My brother got hit with a DUI the other night. His wife said that was t...
Yeah, and you can never turn your back on family, even if they completely complicate your life.. It's a no-win situation. The kids probably prefer to stay in the original situation, even though it's not healthy and safe, because they just don't understand.. just a big head ache. I'll do what I can, but who knows how mu...
all you can do is stay positive , all we can hope is our brothers will one day wake up before its to late
My brother got hit with a DUI the other night. His wife said that was the last straw, as she was tired of his drinking. She kicked him out and now he's living with me. I feel so terrible for everyone involved, especially because they have two kids. My brother got hit with a DUI the other night. His wife said that was t...
all you can do is stay positive , all we can hope is our brothers will one day wake up before its to late
I hear you. You got a good attitude. I wish for the best for you. Thanks!
i was crushed when i didnt win the lottery
i was crushed when i didnt win the lottery
I never win and i play all the time!
i was crushed when i didnt win the lottery i was crushed when i didnt win the lottery
I never win and i play all the time!
all you need is once
i was crushed when i didnt win the lottery i was crushed when i didnt win the lottery I never win and i play all the time!
all you need is once
This is very true!
I'll never stop drinking Dr. Pepper.
I'll never stop drinking Dr. Pepper
why is that
I'll never stop drinking Dr. Pepper. I'll never stop drinking Dr. Pepper
why is that
I am just loyal to the brand!
I'll never stop drinking Dr. Pepper. I'll never stop drinking Dr. Pepper why is that
I am just loyal to the brand!
thats cool
My family is coming to visit!
My family is coming to visit!
awesome. When are they coming and for how long?
My family is coming to visit! My family is coming to visit!
awesome. When are they coming and for how long?
They are coming next year from africa!
My family is coming to visit! My family is coming to visit! awesome. When are they coming and for how long?
They are coming next year from africa!
Thats a long trip. I hope they have a good time
I am going on vacation to Disney World in 2 weeks. Im ready to go and cannot wait
How early is too early to start packing for vacation?
Right now I am sure is too early!
I am going on vacation to Disney World in 2 weeks. Im ready to go and cannot wait How early is too early to start packing for vacation?
Right now I am sure is too early!
I am going to Disney in too weeks and I can't wait. Im ready to go now!
I am going on vacation to Disney World in 2 weeks. Im ready to go and cannot wait How early is too early to start packing for vacation? Right now I am sure is too early!
I am going to Disney in too weeks and I can't wait. Im ready to go now!
We are going in December and it is going to be magical.
My cars battiers is always dead!
My car battery is always dead!
UGH thats the worst, I once ran my car dry of oil..oops.
My cars battiers is always dead! My car battery is always dead!
UGH thats the worst, I once ran my car dry of oil..oops.
I have never done that, but i most likely need a change soon.
My cars battiers is always dead! My car battery is always dead! UGH thats the worst_comma_ I once ran my car dry of oil..oops.
I have never done that, but i most likely need a change soon.
I try to get a change every time the sticker says, thats one thing i dont mind paying for.
My cildhoos puppy died of cancer.
Ill never forget the day that my little puppy died of cancer.
I would have cried for years.
My cildhoos puppy died of cancer. Ill never forget the day that my little puppy died of cancer.
I would have cried for years.
Literally never have been the sane, But its a life lesson.
My cildhoos puppy died of cancer. Ill never forget the day that my little puppy died of cancer. I would have cried for years.
Literally never have been the sane, But its a life lesson.
Life does throw things at us.
I am going skydiving for the first time and I am not sure what to expect
I am going skydiving for the first time this weekend and I have no idea what to expect.
oh awesome.. i couldnt never do that
I am going skydiving for the first time and I am not sure what to expect I am going skydiving for the first time this weekend and I have no idea what to expect.
oh awesome.. i couldnt never do that
I am a bit worried about the chute not opening. I have an issue with heights.
I am going skydiving for the first time and I am not sure what to expect I am going skydiving for the first time this weekend and I have no idea what to expect. oh awesome.. i couldnt never do that
I am a bit worried about the chute not opening. I have an issue with heights.
you should be fine
i was too trusting when i let my friend watch my dog
i was too trusting when i let my friend watch my dog
Did something bad happen?
i was too trusting when i let my friend watch my dog i was too trusting when i let my friend watch my dog
Did something bad happen?
he got out .. cant find him
i was too trusting when i let my friend watch my dog i was too trusting when i let my friend watch my dog Did something bad happen?
he got out .. cant find him
Oh man. I hope he is alright, I would be nervous too
I arrived at the airport this morning a little late to fly to Japan. I discovered that the airline at given my seat away to someone else. I was only 10 minutes later!
I was ready to fly to Japan this morning, and when I arrived the airline had given away my seat to someone else!
What?! I would have been livid! Did they compensate you?
I arrived at the airport this morning a little late to fly to Japan. I discovered that the airline at given my seat away to someone else. I was only 10 minutes later! I was ready to fly to Japan this morning_comma_ and when I arrived the airline had given away my seat to someone else!
What?! I would have been livid! Did they compensate you?
Yes I was livid! I was only 10 minutes late. They offered me the next flight, which is not until tomorrow afternoon. I get a hotel and free meals.
I arrived at the airport this morning a little late to fly to Japan. I discovered that the airline at given my seat away to someone else. I was only 10 minutes later! I was ready to fly to Japan this morning_comma_ and when I arrived the airline had given away my seat to someone else! What?! I would have been livid! Di...
Yes I was livid! I was only 10 minutes late. They offered me the next flight, which is not until tomorrow afternoon. I get a hotel and free meals.
ohhhhh maybe turn it into a little vacation
Once someone I thought loved me left me for another man.
The love of my life left me for a better man.
Oh no! Hey, I wouldn't say a better man. I'm sure you are just fine for someone else. She didn't deserve you.
Once someone I thought loved me left me for another man. The love of my life left me for a better man.
Oh no! Hey, I wouldn't say a better man. I'm sure you are just fine for someone else. She didn't deserve you.
I feel like sometimes i can be overbearing with my love and it backfires on its intended purpose
Once someone I thought loved me left me for another man. The love of my life left me for a better man. Oh no! Hey_comma_ I wouldn't say a better man. I'm sure you are just fine for someone else. She didn't deserve you.
I feel like sometimes i can be overbearing with my love and it backfires on its intended purpose
Okay, yeah a lot of people seem to have that problem. Maybe you can learn from it for next time.
Some of my friends desperately seek approval from women and I pity them. I'm proud that I have enough self-respect to chase money instead of tail and in the process get more dates than they do
I'm happy that I have more self-respect than most of my friends who desperately seek approval from women....I focus on my money scheme and end up getting more dates than they do it's hilarious
So, the women only like you because you have money?
Some of my friends desperately seek approval from women and I pity them. I'm proud that I have enough self-respect to chase money instead of tail and in the process get more dates than they do I'm happy that I have more self-respect than most of my friends who desperately seek approval from women....I focus on my mone...
So, the women only like you because you have money?
More like women like me because I have ambition. Plus I go to the gym 6 times a week drive my own fully paid car have no baby daddy bills and live life on my own terms completely self employed. In a nutshell
Some of my friends desperately seek approval from women and I pity them. I'm proud that I have enough self-respect to chase money instead of tail and in the process get more dates than they do I'm happy that I have more self-respect than most of my friends who desperately seek approval from women....I focus on my mone...
More like women like me because I have ambition. Plus I go to the gym 6 times a week drive my own fully paid car have no baby daddy bills and live life on my own terms completely self employed. In a nutshell
Well, on paper you are like a dream catch, no doubt about it.
I am baffled on how are of control Trump is right now.
I am baffled on how are of control Trump is right now.
Do you mean "out" of control
I am baffled on how are of control Trump is right now. I am baffled on how are of control Trump is right now.
Do you mean "out" of control
yes, that is exactly what i meant
I am baffled on how are of control Trump is right now. I am baffled on how are of control Trump is right now. Do you mean "out" of control
yes, that is exactly what i meant
Yes I'd agree with you. I still think it's hilarious that he's president...didn't think know Republicans had such a scarce lineup
Havent cheated on wife
I've been with my wife for 5 years so far
how is it going?
Havent cheated on wife I've been with my wife for 5 years so far
how is it going?
Pretty good! I remain loyal to her through thick and thin!
Havent cheated on wife I've been with my wife for 5 years so far how is it going?
Pretty good! I remain loyal to her through thick and thin!
thats the way to be!
Havent cheated on wife I've been with my wife for 5 years so far how is it going? Pretty good! I remain loyal to her through thick and thin!
thats the way to be!
Yeah back in my younger days I would've been a little more promiscuous but not now! She's worth it!
i cant wait till i start my new job
i cant wait till i start my new job
Hey that's awesome! What kind of job is it?
i cant wait till i start my new job i cant wait till i start my new job
Hey that's awesome! What kind of job is it?
probation
i cant wait till i start my new job i cant wait till i start my new job Hey that's awesome! What kind of job is it?
probation
Oh. Wait. What?
everytime a pretty girls looks at me its like I forget how to function.
Once this super cute girl looked me right in my eyes, and Literally its like i forgot how to function. It was so embarrassing
It's easy to be intimidated by pretty girls.
everytime a pretty girls looks at me its like I forget how to function. Once this super cute girl looked me right in my eyes_comma_ and Literally its like i forgot how to function. It was so embarrassing
It's easy to be intimidated by pretty girls.
I have no reason to be nervous though which is why its so confusing.
everytime a pretty girls looks at me its like I forget how to function. Once this super cute girl looked me right in my eyes_comma_ and Literally its like i forgot how to function. It was so embarrassing It's easy to be intimidated by pretty girls.
I have no reason to be nervous though which is why its so confusing.
You really don't, I agree.
There is an owl that stares at me in my window. I feel so scared when that happens.
There is an owl that stares at me in my window.
Oh my, do you ever geta weird feeling when it looks at you?
There is an owl that stares at me in my window. I feel so scared when that happens. There is an owl that stares at me in my window.
Oh my, do you ever geta weird feeling when it looks at you?
Yes! I feel so scared when that happens.
There is an owl that stares at me in my window. I feel so scared when that happens. There is an owl that stares at me in my window. Oh my_comma_ do you ever geta weird feeling when it looks at you?
Yes! I feel so scared when that happens.
That is crazy! maybe its you from the future!
I am going to Disneyland tomorrow!
I am going to Disneyland tomorrow!
That sound like a lot of fun! Will it be your first time?
I am going to Disneyland tomorrow! I am going to Disneyland tomorrow!
That sound like a lot of fun! Will it be your first time?
It will be my first time that I will remember, and it will be my kids first time.
I am going to Disneyland tomorrow! I am going to Disneyland tomorrow! That sound like a lot of fun! Will it be your first time?
It will be my first time that I will remember, and it will be my kids first time.
That's sounds like a great experience. I hope you enjoy it!
I ordered a new video game console online. I am checking the tracking info like 4 times a day!
I bought a new video came console online! I can't wait, I'm checking the tracking info all day long for updates.
It is so hard to wait. What console did you get?
I ordered a new video game console online. I am checking the tracking info like 4 times a day! I bought a new video came console online! I can't wait_comma_ I'm checking the tracking info all day long for updates.
It is so hard to wait. What console did you get?
The new PlayStation. I can't wait to play some Black Ops.
I ordered a new video game console online. I am checking the tracking info like 4 times a day! I bought a new video came console online! I can't wait_comma_ I'm checking the tracking info all day long for updates. It is so hard to wait. What console did you get?
The new PlayStation. I can't wait to play some Black Ops.
That is so awesome. I hope it gets there before this weekend so you can binge it!
This little kid dripped snot on my head
I looked up to see a drop of snot falling right towards my face.
oh no what did you do
This little kid dripped snot on my head I looked up to see a drop of snot falling right towards my face.
oh no what did you do
There was nothing i could do It hit me in the forehead.
This little kid dripped snot on my head I looked up to see a drop of snot falling right towards my face. oh no what did you do
There was nothing i could do It hit me in the forehead.
damn that stinks
i loved taking care of my sisters bearded dragon
i loved taking care of my sisters bearded dragon
Wow, was it difficult? do they eat alot.
i loved taking care of my sisters bearded dragon i loved taking care of my sisters bearded dragon
Wow, was it difficult? do they eat alot.
they eat a lot of crickets and dubia roaches
i loved taking care of my sisters bearded dragon i loved taking care of my sisters bearded dragon Wow_comma_ was it difficult? do they eat alot.
they eat a lot of crickets and dubia roaches
mmmm delicious
It was a hard weekend! I had lots of bouts of loneliness that punched me in the gut!
It was a hard weekend!
Why? What happened? Is everything okay?
It was a hard weekend! I had lots of bouts of loneliness that punched me in the gut! It was a hard weekend!
Why? What happened? Is everything okay?
Oh yes, I am alive still. Somewhat lol. I had lots of bouts of loneliness that punched me in the gut. You know that feeling? I hate it!
It was a hard weekend! I had lots of bouts of loneliness that punched me in the gut! It was a hard weekend! Why? What happened? Is everything okay?
Oh yes, I am alive still. Somewhat lol. I had lots of bouts of loneliness that punched me in the gut. You know that feeling? I hate it!
Yes, loneliness can be quite sad.
My husband is coming home from work soon. I am so happy to see him.
My husband is coming home from work soon.
Is that a good thing?
My husband is coming home from work soon. I am so happy to see him. My husband is coming home from work soon.
Is that a good thing?
Yes! I am so happy to see him!
My husband is coming home from work soon. I am so happy to see him. My husband is coming home from work soon. Is that a good thing?
Yes! I am so happy to see him!
Great! That is how it should always be :)
I moved into a new town recently but don't know anyone here yet to hang out with.
So I moved to a new town recently, but I don't know anyone here to hang out with yet.
Ah that's difficult. Maybe you can see if there are any sports teams you can join?
I moved into a new town recently but don't know anyone here yet to hang out with. So I moved to a new town recently_comma_ but I don't know anyone here to hang out with yet.
Ah that's difficult. Maybe you can see if there are any sports teams you can join?
That's a good idea, even though I'm not much on sports. Just a kind of bummer not knowing anyone yet.
I moved into a new town recently but don't know anyone here yet to hang out with. So I moved to a new town recently_comma_ but I don't know anyone here to hang out with yet. Ah that's difficult. Maybe you can see if there are any sports teams you can join?
That's a good idea, even though I'm not much on sports. Just a kind of bummer not knowing anyone yet.
Yeah I know what you mean. I'm in a similar situation right now as well.
I was parking today at the grocery store and someone drove ahead of me and took my spot. I even used my indicators and they completely ignored me.
I was parking my car today and someone just cut in from of me a took my place. How rude can you get?
Ouch, I hate it when that happens. Did you say anything to them?
I was parking today at the grocery store and someone drove ahead of me and took my spot. I even used my indicators and they completely ignored me. I was parking my car today and someone just cut in from of me a took my place. How rude can you get?
Ouch, I hate it when that happens. Did you say anything to them?
Well no, I didn't want to be too confrontational. But I even indicated I was taking the spot. It's so crazy.
I was parking today at the grocery store and someone drove ahead of me and took my spot. I even used my indicators and they completely ignored me. I was parking my car today and someone just cut in from of me a took my place. How rude can you get? Ouch_comma_ I hate it when that happens. Did you say anything to them?
Well no, I didn't want to be too confrontational. But I even indicated I was taking the spot. It's so crazy.
That's super rude. Hopefully karma will take care of that.