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On my 29th birthday my wife invited all my friends without me knowing. It was such a shocker! On my 29th birthday my wife invited all my friends without me knowing a surprise party that is awesome - did you have fun ? | Yes I did, It was such a shocker! | im really happy for you |
lazy workets bug me | The thing the bugs me the most at my job is really lazy workers , they only work when management is around and as soon as they leave back to being lazy | Well thats part of being in the workforce, work when everyone is looking, hang out when they are not. Most people arent paid enough to care |
lazy workets bug me The thing the bugs me the most at my job is really lazy workers _comma_ they only work when management is around and as soon as they leave back to being lazy | Well thats part of being in the workforce, work when everyone is looking, hang out when they are not. Most people arent paid enough to care | well i do care , and if i every become management again im firing everyone slowly |
lazy workets bug me The thing the bugs me the most at my job is really lazy workers _comma_ they only work when management is around and as soon as they leave back to being lazy Well thats part of being in the workforce_comma_ work when everyone is looking_comma_ hang out when they are not. Most people arent paid enoug... | well i do care , and if i every become management again im firing everyone slowly | Sounds a bit harsh, but business is business |
I was a bit nervous on my wedding day. Would my wife really only be with just me for the rest of my life? | I was a bit nervous on my wedding day. | I could imagine. Its a big day you both waited so long for. |
I was a bit nervous on my wedding day. Would my wife really only be with just me for the rest of my life? I was a bit nervous on my wedding day. | I could imagine. Its a big day you both waited so long for. | Biggest thought in my mind was : Would my wife really only be with just me for the rest of my life?" |
I was a bit nervous on my wedding day. Would my wife really only be with just me for the rest of my life? I was a bit nervous on my wedding day. I could imagine. Its a big day you both waited so long for. | Biggest thought in my mind was : Would my wife really only be with just me for the rest of my life?" | Im sure once it was over you realized that you would be okay with that. |
When I last visited my parents I drove in front of my old highschool. It was cool to see the football stadium hasnt changed. | Last time I visited my parents I passed in front of my old highschool. It was cool to see the old football stadium still there. | Old memories are the best. Do you plan to go back again soon? |
When I last visited my parents I drove in front of my old highschool. It was cool to see the football stadium hasnt changed. Last time I visited my parents I passed in front of my old highschool. It was cool to see the old football stadium still there. | Old memories are the best. Do you plan to go back again soon? | I wont be back until Christmas. Maybe then Ill pass by my old friends house to see if it looks the same. |
When I last visited my parents I drove in front of my old highschool. It was cool to see the football stadium hasnt changed. Last time I visited my parents I passed in front of my old highschool. It was cool to see the old football stadium still there. Old memories are the best. Do you plan to go back again soon? | I wont be back until Christmas. Maybe then Ill pass by my old friends house to see if it looks the same. | That sounds good, hope you have a great time |
My wife has owned her own business for 3 years. I am really impressed with her | My wife has owned her own business for 3 years. | Thats so impressive! You must be proud. |
My wife has owned her own business for 3 years. I am really impressed with her My wife has owned her own business for 3 years. | Thats so impressive! You must be proud. | I am, I am really impressed with her |
My wife has owned her own business for 3 years. I am really impressed with her My wife has owned her own business for 3 years. Thats so impressive! You must be proud. | I am, I am really impressed with her | I would be too. Thats amazing. Good for her! |
of myself for fixing my ac! | I fixed my AC all by myself. Pretty impressive if I do say so. | Awesome, You saved yourself a ton of money by doing that! |
of myself for fixing my ac! I fixed my AC all by myself. Pretty impressive if I do say so. | Awesome, You saved yourself a ton of money by doing that! | For real! I was impressed by what you can find on the internet now a days. |
of myself for fixing my ac! I fixed my AC all by myself. Pretty impressive if I do say so. Awesome_comma_ You saved yourself a ton of money by doing that! | For real! I was impressed by what you can find on the internet now a days. | Yeah I could not imagine life without the internet |
now that I am married I no longer feel I don't have a companion | now that I am married I no longer feel I don't have a companion | im sure that you will find another soon |
now that I am married I no longer feel I don't have a companion now that I am married I no longer feel I don't have a companion | im sure that you will find another soon | Well, I don't feel lonely anymore because I just got married buddy |
now that I am married I no longer feel I don't have a companion now that I am married I no longer feel I don't have a companion im sure that you will find another soon | Well, I don't feel lonely anymore because I just got married buddy | im sorry, i read that wrong. i am very happy for you! |
now that I am married I no longer feel I don't have a companion now that I am married I no longer feel I don't have a companion im sure that you will find another soon Well_comma_ I don't feel lonely anymore because I just got married buddy | im sorry, i read that wrong. i am very happy for you! | Thanks buddy |
I was at a theme park over the weekend and someone threw up right in front of me. It was so gross | I experienced the grossest thing this weekend | What was that? |
I was at a theme park over the weekend and someone threw up right in front of me. It was so gross I experienced the grossest thing this weekend | What was that? | I was at a theme park and someone got off a rollercoaster and they threw up right in front of me. It was so gross, i thought I was going to be sick |
I was at a theme park over the weekend and someone threw up right in front of me. It was so gross I experienced the grossest thing this weekend What was that? | I was at a theme park and someone got off a rollercoaster and they threw up right in front of me. It was so gross, i thought I was going to be sick | Yuck! I don't think I'd be able to hold back my own puke if that happened to me. |
Reading about the Mandela effect always takes me back to my childhood. | Reading about the Mandela effect always gets me thinking about and missing my childhood for some reason. | I know what you mean. Theres some crazy stuff out there about it too! |
Reading about the Mandela effect always takes me back to my childhood. Reading about the Mandela effect always gets me thinking about and missing my childhood for some reason. | I know what you mean. Theres some crazy stuff out there about it too! | Do you have a favorite one? |
Reading about the Mandela effect always takes me back to my childhood. Reading about the Mandela effect always gets me thinking about and missing my childhood for some reason. I know what you mean. Theres some crazy stuff out there about it too! | Do you have a favorite one? | The Berenstein bears one i think is crazy |
I put my garbage out on the side of the road and raccoons had gotten into it, | Something really gross happened to me last week | What was it that happened to you? |
I put my garbage out on the side of the road and raccoons had gotten into it, Something really gross happened to me last week | What was it that happened to you? | I put my garbage out on garbage day and an hour later a bunch of raccoons had tore it up and it was everywhere. |
I put my garbage out on the side of the road and raccoons had gotten into it, Something really gross happened to me last week What was it that happened to you? | I put my garbage out on garbage day and an hour later a bunch of raccoons had tore it up and it was everywhere. | They are hungry little beast. |
I am ordering up some nachos for lunch. I heard this new place I am ordering from is very good! | I am getting lunch today and it will be great! | Where are you getting lunch? |
I am ordering up some nachos for lunch. I heard this new place I am ordering from is very good! I am getting lunch today and it will be great! | Where are you getting lunch? | I am ordering the nachos from a new restaraunt! |
I am ordering up some nachos for lunch. I heard this new place I am ordering from is very good! I am getting lunch today and it will be great! Where are you getting lunch? | I am ordering the nachos from a new restaraunt! | That sounds fun! Are you going with anyone? |
I am ordering up some nachos for lunch. I heard this new place I am ordering from is very good! I am getting lunch today and it will be great! Where are you getting lunch? I am ordering the nachos from a new restaraunt! | That sounds fun! Are you going with anyone? | My girlfriend! |
When my wife left me last year. I felt like I had nobody | Last week my wife left me. | im sorry that is awful |
When my wife left me last year. I felt like I had nobody Last week my wife left me. | im sorry that is awful | Yeah, I felt like I had nobody after that |
When my wife left me last year. I felt like I had nobody Last week my wife left me. im sorry that is awful | Yeah, I felt like I had nobody after that | eventually you will feel better again |
I was pleased with my oldest daughter's violin recital. | My oldest daughter had a violin recital a couple of days ago. | I bet that will go in the record books. How old is she? |
I was pleased with my oldest daughter's violin recital. My oldest daughter had a violin recital a couple of days ago. | I bet that will go in the record books. How old is she? | she's 13 and has been playing for a little over 3 years now. |
I was pleased with my oldest daughter's violin recital. My oldest daughter had a violin recital a couple of days ago. I bet that will go in the record books. How old is she? | she's 13 and has been playing for a little over 3 years now. | Thats amazing. You must be proud. Good for her! |
when i took care of my wife when she was stressed | My wife has been so stressed out lately but I have been taking care of her. | What's it all about? |
when i took care of my wife when she was stressed My wife has been so stressed out lately but I have been taking care of her. | What's it all about? | Everything, not able to find a job, we just moved, too much going on. ugh |
when i took care of my wife when she was stressed My wife has been so stressed out lately but I have been taking care of her. What's it all about? | Everything, not able to find a job, we just moved, too much going on. ugh | Sounds like she just needs some time to settle in, and catch her breath. |
My son just recently got accepted into college | My son was accepted into college the other day! | Congratulations! thats awesome. Does he know what hes going for? |
My son just recently got accepted into college My son was accepted into college the other day! | Congratulations! thats awesome. Does he know what hes going for? | He is going to be an engineer! Although I told him it is ok to change paths once in school and you get a feel for it |
My son just recently got accepted into college My son was accepted into college the other day! Congratulations! thats awesome. Does he know what hes going for? | He is going to be an engineer! Although I told him it is ok to change paths once in school and you get a feel for it | Wow, so he must be really smart then. Make sure he doesnt do too much partying like I did. |
Last weekend my kids soccer team won a tournament and he scored the winning goal. It was a feel good moment, like one youd see in the movies | I felt like I was living in a real live sports movie over the weekend, it was pretty cool | What happened? |
Last weekend my kids soccer team won a tournament and he scored the winning goal. It was a feel good moment, like one youd see in the movies I felt like I was living in a real live sports movie over the weekend_comma_ it was pretty cool | What happened? | My son had a soccer tournament and his team won. The craziest part was that he scored the game winning goal. |
Last weekend my kids soccer team won a tournament and he scored the winning goal. It was a feel good moment, like one youd see in the movies I felt like I was living in a real live sports movie over the weekend_comma_ it was pretty cool What happened? | My son had a soccer tournament and his team won. The craziest part was that he scored the game winning goal. | That is so awesome, you must be so proud! |
My sons first birthday. It is crazy how quickly a year goes by, I was so happy! | Just the other day it was my sons first birthday! | That's so sweet. How did that make you feel? |
My sons first birthday. It is crazy how quickly a year goes by, I was so happy! Just the other day it was my sons first birthday! | That's so sweet. How did that make you feel? | I was so happy, it is crazy how quickly a year goes by |
My sons first birthday. It is crazy how quickly a year goes by, I was so happy! Just the other day it was my sons first birthday! That's so sweet. How did that make you feel? | I was so happy, it is crazy how quickly a year goes by | Yes! We will be planning a second birthday soon! I cant wait! |
I still get nostalgic when I think about the day my son was born. | It was such a great day. He came so quickly! Ready to meet the family! | Who are you talking about? |
I still get nostalgic when I think about the day my son was born. It was such a great day. He came so quickly! Ready to meet the family! | Who are you talking about? | Two years ago when my son came. I still get nostalgic thinking about it. |
I still get nostalgic when I think about the day my son was born. It was such a great day. He came so quickly! Ready to meet the family! Who are you talking about? | Two years ago when my son came. I still get nostalgic thinking about it. | Oh awesome, yes childbirth is an amazing feeling |
I still get nostalgic when I think about the day my son was born. It was such a great day. He came so quickly! Ready to meet the family! Who are you talking about? Two years ago when my son came. I still get nostalgic thinking about it. | Oh awesome, yes childbirth is an amazing feeling | Yes! Do you have children? |
I moved out of state recently. My aunt and uncle were very kind and gave me $1,000 to help out. | My uncle helped me out with $1,000 when moving out of state recently. | thats awesome i bet you were very thankful |
I moved out of state recently. My aunt and uncle were very kind and gave me $1,000 to help out. My uncle helped me out with $1_comma_000 when moving out of state recently. | thats awesome i bet you were very thankful | Yeah, for sure. I'm not sure I could have really done it without some help. |
I moved out of state recently. My aunt and uncle were very kind and gave me $1,000 to help out. My uncle helped me out with $1_comma_000 when moving out of state recently. thats awesome i bet you were very thankful | Yeah, for sure. I'm not sure I could have really done it without some help. | thats what family is for |
I moved out of state recently. My aunt and uncle were very kind and gave me $1,000 to help out. My uncle helped me out with $1_comma_000 when moving out of state recently. thats awesome i bet you were very thankful Yeah_comma_ for sure. I'm not sure I could have really done it without some help. | thats what family is for | It really is great to have family that cares. Things like this really make you remember it. |
when my daughter won an award at school | My daughter won an award at school. 1 out of 1000 kids could win and she won it for art! | That's awesome! I bet you're really proud of her. |
when my daughter won an award at school My daughter won an award at school. 1 out of 1000 kids could win and she won it for art! | That's awesome! I bet you're really proud of her. | I am very proud of her and still cant believe that she won! So amazing. |
when my daughter won an award at school My daughter won an award at school. 1 out of 1000 kids could win and she won it for art! That's awesome! I bet you're really proud of her. | I am very proud of her and still cant believe that she won! So amazing. | I really hope that you continue to encourage her! She may have a future as an artist. |
I studied for 1 whole year for the S.A.T. I nailed every part of that test | I studied for 1 whole year for the S.A.T. | What was that secret? |
I studied for 1 whole year for the S.A.T. I nailed every part of that test I studied for 1 whole year for the S.A.T. | What was that secret? | Study everything you can and take practice tests! |
I studied for 1 whole year for the S.A.T. I nailed every part of that test I studied for 1 whole year for the S.A.T. What was that secret? | Study everything you can and take practice tests! | All the best for your exams! |
I'm taking care of my grandma for last few days. Since she become aged, she is in need of other's help. | My grandma becomes too old and depend on others for her needs. | You need to take care of the elderly, I am sure she has cared for you your whole life |
when i stepped in cat poop | My neighbor lets her cats use the bathroom outside in our yard, and of course I stepped in some. | Have you talked to her about this ? |
when i stepped in cat poop My neighbor lets her cats use the bathroom outside in our yard_comma_ and of course I stepped in some. | Have you talked to her about this ? | Yeah and she doesnt seem to care. |
when i stepped in cat poop My neighbor lets her cats use the bathroom outside in our yard_comma_ and of course I stepped in some. Have you talked to her about this ? | Yeah and she doesnt seem to care. | Then use her yard as a garbage can. That's what she does to yours. |
I get nostalgic when I work on my old truck in the garage sometimes. | I like to work on my old truck in my garage sometimes. Makes me nostalgic. | I am sure it does. What kind of truck is it? |
I get nostalgic when I work on my old truck in the garage sometimes. I like to work on my old truck in my garage sometimes. Makes me nostalgic. | I am sure it does. What kind of truck is it? | It's a 1968 chevrolet. |
I get nostalgic when I work on my old truck in the garage sometimes. I like to work on my old truck in my garage sometimes. Makes me nostalgic. I am sure it does. What kind of truck is it? | It's a 1968 chevrolet. | sounds super cool! |
I went on a hiking trip yesterday. I had all my gear and plenty of food and water too. | Hi, Do you like to go on the hiking trails? | Hey! Yes, I do actually especially when it's nice out. |
I went on a hiking trip yesterday. I had all my gear and plenty of food and water too. Hi_comma_ Do you like to go on the hiking trails? | Hey! Yes, I do actually especially when it's nice out. | Me too!!! What do you like to carry your water in? |
I went on a hiking trip yesterday. I had all my gear and plenty of food and water too. Hi_comma_ Do you like to go on the hiking trails? Hey! Yes_comma_ I do actually especially when it's nice out. | Me too!!! What do you like to carry your water in? | I carry it in my nalgene wide mouth water bottle. What about you? |
I went on a hiking trip yesterday. I had all my gear and plenty of food and water too. Hi_comma_ Do you like to go on the hiking trails? Hey! Yes_comma_ I do actually especially when it's nice out. Me too!!! What do you like to carry your water in? | I carry it in my nalgene wide mouth water bottle. What about you? | I usually just buy bottles of water, lol |
My former roomate left her cat keychain here. We fought a lot, but I kinda miss her now. | My former roomate left her cat keychain here. We fought a lot, but I kinda miss her now. | Is she far away from you now? |
My former roomate left her cat keychain here. We fought a lot, but I kinda miss her now. My former roomate left her cat keychain here. We fought a lot_comma_ but I kinda miss her now. | Is she far away from you now? | Yea. She's going to grad school across the country now. |
My former roomate left her cat keychain here. We fought a lot, but I kinda miss her now. My former roomate left her cat keychain here. We fought a lot_comma_ but I kinda miss her now. Is she far away from you now? | Yea. She's going to grad school across the country now. | Oh, can you go across there and visit her? |
I was eating out with a friend and they gave me a gift as a sign of our friendship | Something really great happened when I was eating with a friend earlier. | Oh yeah what was that? |
I was eating out with a friend and they gave me a gift as a sign of our friendship Something really great happened when I was eating with a friend earlier. | Oh yeah what was that? | When we finished eating my friend gave me a gift as a token of our friendship. It was really sweet. |
I was eating out with a friend and they gave me a gift as a sign of our friendship Something really great happened when I was eating with a friend earlier. Oh yeah what was that? | When we finished eating my friend gave me a gift as a token of our friendship. It was really sweet. | That is super sweet of them! So nice. |
When my brother lied to me. | My brother promised not to tell my parents my secret, and of course he still did. | That was not very nice of him. Did your parents react well? |
When my brother lied to me. My brother promised not to tell my parents my secret_comma_ and of course he still did. | That was not very nice of him. Did your parents react well? | No, and He really shouldnt have told. He promised me. |
When my brother lied to me. My brother promised not to tell my parents my secret_comma_ and of course he still did. That was not very nice of him. Did your parents react well? | No, and He really shouldnt have told. He promised me. | What a mean thing to do. |
I told my wife my deepest darkest secret. I hope she keeps it | I told my wife my deepest darkest secret. | Yeah, I'm taking care of her for the last few months. |
I told my wife my deepest darkest secret. I hope she keeps it I told my wife my deepest darkest secret. | Yeah, I'm taking care of her for the last few months. | Ok good for you |
I told my wife my deepest darkest secret. I hope she keeps it I told my wife my deepest darkest secret. Yeah_comma_ I'm taking care of her for the last few months. | Ok good for you | yeah i should |
I'm taking care of my grandma for last few days. Since she become aged, she is in need of other's help. | My grandma becomes too old and depend on others for her needs. | Could you help her out once in awhile? |
I'm taking care of my grandma for last few days. Since she become aged, she is in need of other's help. My grandma becomes too old and depend on others for her needs. | Could you help her out once in awhile? | I'm taking care of her completely. |
I'm taking care of my grandma for last few days. Since she become aged, she is in need of other's help. My grandma becomes too old and depend on others for her needs. Could you help her out once in awhile? | I'm taking care of her completely. | Well that is really considerate! |
I'm taking care of my grandma for last few days. Since she become aged, she is in need of other's help. My grandma becomes too old and depend on others for her needs. Could you help her out once in awhile? I'm taking care of her completely. | Well that is really considerate! | 4 |
I was at the coffee shop the other day and spilled my drink all over me. I did it in front the cute girl that works there to make things worse. | I spilled all my coffee on my shirt in front of the cute barista. I dont think I can return. What an idiot. | Haha, you could have played it off as cute and clumsy and maybe they would have been into it |
I was at the coffee shop the other day and spilled my drink all over me. I did it in front the cute girl that works there to make things worse. I spilled all my coffee on my shirt in front of the cute barista. I dont think I can return. What an idiot. | Haha, you could have played it off as cute and clumsy and maybe they would have been into it | Oh man I dont know. I feel awkward. Maybe Ill go back next week and make a joke about it. |
I was at the coffee shop the other day and spilled my drink all over me. I did it in front the cute girl that works there to make things worse. I spilled all my coffee on my shirt in front of the cute barista. I dont think I can return. What an idiot. Haha_comma_ you could have played it off as cute and clumsy and mayb... | Oh man I dont know. I feel awkward. Maybe Ill go back next week and make a joke about it. | Yea thats a good idea. Be like, hopefully I dont spill this one on me too |
Ive been talking to this girl that I like. Im going to ask her out on a date tonight. I think she'll say yes | Im pretty nervous, and i need some positive thoughts sent my way. | What do you have coming up? Ill keep you in mind. |
Ive been talking to this girl that I like. Im going to ask her out on a date tonight. I think she'll say yes Im pretty nervous_comma_ and i need some positive thoughts sent my way. | What do you have coming up? Ill keep you in mind. | Ive been talking to this girl that I like and I think I’m going to finally work up the courage to ask her out on a date. I think that she will say yes! |
Ive been talking to this girl that I like. Im going to ask her out on a date tonight. I think she'll say yes Im pretty nervous_comma_ and i need some positive thoughts sent my way. What do you have coming up? Ill keep you in mind. | Ive been talking to this girl that I like and I think I’m going to finally work up the courage to ask her out on a date. I think that she will say yes! | Just have confidence. It sounds like you already know the outcome. If she says no just dont make a big deal out it. |
I went up to a girl I really liked and asked her out on a date. She said yes! | I was feeling really courageous today and did something that I normally wouldn't do. | What was it that you did to feel so courageous?? |
I went up to a girl I really liked and asked her out on a date. She said yes! I was feeling really courageous today and did something that I normally wouldn't do. | What was it that you did to feel so courageous?? | I went up to a girl I liked and asked her out. She said yes! |
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