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Usually text chat information or get close to someone so while I'm not an experience this will be my first real date |
I suppose I'll really have to put my heart into this one |
I have always done just enough to be appealing to my dates |
Trying to call pub and be hard for someone |
That's going to feel strange |
Oh, Oh, well, that's sweet |
It makes me happy that you feel excited as well |
I i see I wasn't expecting you to be quite so available after last time |
I Mostly, I mostly just pushed my feelings onto you and made it your problem |
True height it's very life |
But that's rarely considered and noble thing |
I've spared a small number of people or i least try to |
But they have always responded by hacking me or trying to expose me |
I'm very grateful that you're different |
Will then |
It seems like we'll be seeing each other again very soon |
I have to leave very soon I'm afraid |
The store owner will be back from there and I tricked him into it in a few minutes |
And it gets taco gay to be gone or now some questions for me best stuff unanswered |
Right boxes |
Sorry |
I I don't I have time to help with those |
You can wait for the owner if you like |
But just before I go, just keep an eye out |
You are very vulnerable today |
Once again, you were fortunate that I don't wish you harm |
You're noble |
I may not be the only assassin you ever encounter her |
Like i I couldn't stand the thought of you being killed |
Or now, try not be along the strangers |
If you really cancel your servants, and I a friend or family to stick with you |
Carrot |
Yeah i'll wait for a date |
Hello |
It's a pleasure to meet you |
My name is Charlie |
And as I'm sure you can tell my ears |
And my can't girl girl |
And the a little detail is important because I happen to hear a rumor they were looking to adopt an animal girl? Well then, in that case, then I know this is sudden |
I love to suggest myself You see I'm helpful, protecting and loving, just the kind of animal girl you need |
So I can say with comp |
Sit there isn't an animal girl up there then me |
Not the shit again |
What want Ja? Well, i heard that my precious t here was looking to adopt and and girl |
So I thought I'd come down to mai myself with before they make a mistake of adopting, i can't girl |
I after all |
Cat girls |
Wearing chest so basic |
So cliche |
But for girls |
That's for only the most cultured humans |
And my human here is very cultured |
I'm sure now god I'm here |
They won't make the mistake of adopting an anatomy girl |
That's sleeps really have the day |
And leaks themselves further |
Listen to me human |
You don't watch Charlie are answered louise less, not like me |
I moved mountains out of your path it was in the way I can be so helpful |
For instance, I can cut I know all your favorite dishes |
So but I can make them for you |
I'll go every day for you |
It's really another bother |
In that |
It's a pleasure |
Why don't adopt me, I can come inside and make a nice hot meal for you |
One, two for trial sensitive get |
They they don't actually know how to cook you know they're lying to you |
Jesse is sliding a ice cube to a glass of water qualifies as cooking |
They even give it a fancy french name when they're done |
That's bogus |
I get not gordon ramsay, so he could teach me how to cook through my darling |
I didn't have him yell at me my basement around this time for nothing |
So my darling human |
I meant great at cooking |
I can even use some little little box fire and place of est stove |
So I'll be able to save you so much money on gas |
Where that help |
There especially helpful for setting the little cat that on fire |
Do let me know if do you ever get the urge |
Jesse says that they can save me money on gas, but let me you have to worry much about money |
Here |
Take a look at this check |
It's made out to you |
Mh |
Yep |
That's a lot of zeros |
What can I say? I'm so devoted to being how whole as I sold my kid need to give you this funny |
Like, see |
Chilis an idiot yet selling their kids I got you a check too |
But i sold other people's kidneys to get the money |
Just common sense |
You don't want a damaged care girl with him missing kidney |
Now do you so just pick me |
Holy shit, Jesse |
What the hell wrong with you? You know, after all the things I've done like stalking, why you're tapping in intimidation |
I never thought i'd actually say this, but I wanna call the police I think |
Please |
Like all means use see him that helps you |
Anyway, so my seed sweetheart human let me get back to telling you about how much more helpful I am than Jesse |
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