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I can do chores for instance |
I taking out the trash |
If you'd like, I can start with Jesse |
I'm sure you don't want the many anywhere near your kidneys after all |
Are bold words for someone within acquiring distance |
Those are some bold words for someone with less than nine lives |
So what you're saying and that you can afford to lose a view? Anyway, like I was saying, my see aren't even |
I'm way more helpful than Jesse |
Take my purse for instance |
They've been through melanie |
Coalition to be helpful to precious this little humans such as yourself |
See they release a certain chemical couldn't orphan, which can help trigger feelings of euphoria |
Spare in the science ba, the show version |
And a marker is quite literally care depression |
I'm sharing that I'll come in the handy |
But I don't think Fox compare though |
I mean who even knows is what sounds they make? But not only my parents is positively amazing |
So you wanted it there |
I can create a cap |
And there are no good fox buns |
Cat get all fast |
I'm sure you want jokes, you can actually love that |
Oh Charlie |
But Not only my purse positively amazing? Also extremely handy |
I'm particularly skilled fixing broken windows |
Yes see |
I see her human Jesse is a home made |
They broke into your home and you weren't around and left you with a broken window |
They didn't even fix it |
And, honestly, clock is so easy |
Breaking the window was not necessary |
But leave it to jazzy to suck basic things |
Following Jesse's and incompetence I quickly got to work fixing the window |
I'm sure you didn't even notice they ever broke it, but really, that was so considered of them |
There's such an inconsistent home and invader, not like me |
They consider part, I mean |
I have to while I was in your home |
I replace some your food in your fridge with identical a |
Without a later expiration nate |
So I know you must love me more than Jesse |
You can go ahead and say it |
Any second now? Yeah |
Right |
I know you love me more |
Like darling human |
Just like at Charlie sad excuse for tail |
Good love a tail like that |
It's been s |
Not super fluffy |
And but she like mine |
So go ahead |
You can fluff it if you want |
And I know you want to |
Don't fall for their cheap drinks |
They're using a tail extension |
You can still see the receipt attached |
Oh, i my tail is completely real |
I cannot assure you |
Go ahead and my Darling human |
Go ahead love it |
It'll blow your mind |
Like a moth an a loud story |
Charlie doesn't have a fluffy tail like this |
And you won't have a tell fluffy you keep pot like this |
See |
Doesn't that just feel amazing |
Feel how nice and fluffy it is |
I've never let anyone else bought my tale before you know |
You're my first |
Make a great |
I might add |
If you let me inside it |
You can give it test |
I've taken such extra hair of my dear because I'm so devout to you |
Seriously, you have no idea |
How devoted I have to you? I would go to the end of the earth for you |
And not just on a plane either |
Because that would be too easy |
So It won't be much of display of devotion about it and also because I'm on a list |
Just some of the things I've done for you, they won't let me on plans |
They say they're devoted, but did they deal a top secret camera from Nasa so they could spy on you in one million k resolution |
I think not |
You a great and one million k right away? Too |
I will give you a hundred grams of cat to back off |
Wow that is a lot of cat |
But no |
I love my seat sweetheart |
Way more than all the cabinet been the whole wide world, more than any scratching post, and I can't leave them with you Ja you're a thief |
Yeah the reason that socks always go missing |
Again |
With your baseless allegations charlie |
You ever learn |
Listen to me |
I'm my darling human |
You should really just pick me already |
I even already changed my last name to yours |
Here |
I know what might change your night |
I thought you a present to show you how much I care about you |
Look, it's doll I need for you |
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