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WorqueenDan waved his/her stick and once more we were as movable as a brick. But it was still hard to find this situation dire because his/her ass had more air than a dump truck tire. It was caught in the door way. WorqueenDan’s rump was just too big to let him move thanks to his candy tray. |
“Wow sire, you could employ weight watchers for an entire decade.” |
“Let me go, I need to find Annnneeee.” |
WorqueenDan gave a yell and those Beer Guys came like he rang a bell. He waved his stick once more and old one eye was not able to roar. Some very sticky gum covered her face preventing her from being able to hum. |
“I guess the royal thing has his perks.” |
“Drazin just wonders where that gum has been?” |
“Yes Demon, if it came from the bowels of that monstrosity that blue demon’s lips will never be the same.” |
The Beer Guys began to push WorqueenDan, trying everything to move him, even a frying pan. It was not going well. WorqueenDan was stuck in his castle of candy hell. |
“Bryan, didn’t we learn in nursery school a round peg can’t fit in a square hole?” |
“He must have missed that part.” |
“Probably eating to prepare for his royal graduation.” |
“He was probably the stage at his graduation.” |
“At least he saved on dough.” |
“Which he ate.” |
“The poor dough boy.” |
“If you two don’t shut up and get me out of here, I’ll show you what I did to the dough boy.” |
“What do you think a dough boy in stomach acid would look like, Brandon?” |
“A car after this guy sat on it.” |
WorqueenDan was really getting annoyed. Their banter was not being enjoyed. Although Pat gave a smirk and I have to say I was glad they were berating this jerk. Then he/she waved that stick and I guess he/she thought we could do the trick. We all started moving his/her way and the closer we got the more blinding the di... |
“Drazin is going to get you fleabags for this. Not even a god can erase such memories.” |
“To the great beyond we go. I hope there is no smoke monster hidden in those lumps.” |
“Pat, shut up! My claws won’t even work. I would rather roll in the litter box.” |
“Brandon, how come they get those big boobies and we get the rump?” |
“Can you tell which is which? This guy is so plump.” |
Old one eye had a look of fear the closer we got near. She was green and blue. I think she threw up in her mouth too. Before long she was lost in WorqueenDan’s belly, which shook way more than a mountain full of jelly. Drazin and Pat each grabbed a leg, if you can call it that, while Miss Priss and I tried pushing the ... |
“This is getting nowhere. I need to flush you from my lair.” |
WorqueenDan waved his/her stick and a hole opened up behind and in front of him/her rather slick. The Beer Guys had little choice and fell in they didn’t think it was a sin. |
“The life of a ninja turtle.” |
They were a tad off I’d say. We did not want to go back into the sewer or wherever that led from this royal bay. But we slowly drifted off toward the hole, each scratching the floor trying not to let him get his goal. Except for old one eye. She was still lost in the blubber of this girl/guy. |
“Just because you can't see your holes anymore, does not mean Drazin wants to go down one.” |
“That sounded bad.” |
“Yeah, you might want to think before you speak, demon.” |
Suddenly a shine filled the room and we expected more doom, as that hole drew near ready to suck up my little rhyming rear. Above Drazin was Betsy in a wonder woman outfit. I guess she really took the part to heart just a bit. She flew around half zombie faced and half not. She was kind of pokadot. |
After a smile she gave a wave and pointed for us to go down into the black hole cave. Her magic candy whip came out and she hit WorqueenDan making him shout. Then poof, she disappeared from view and WorqueenDan grew. |
“Is that even possible?” |
“Honey, we blew up the already huge thing.” |
The castle started to crumble as WorqueenDan let out a rumble. Actually I think it was a stomach grumble. This guy sure was not humble. He dropped his magic stick and we no longer had to perform a trick. But with the castle crashing down around us we followed the Beer Guys on their short bus. The group all jumped in th... |
“You poo playing..Anneeeee!” |
Was all she had to say for as WorqueenDan let that gut expand out toward the bay, old one eye was launched through the air, flying off to God knows where. I jumped in rather quick as WorqueenDan stomped across the land declaring each candy tree he was going to lick. He was also going to take a pass at Thinkingcap, who ... |
So King Kong Dan and Thinkingcap may end up in a fight. Both of them are surely a fright. Betsy as wonder woman too. This place is surely quite the zoo. Maybe her and Glory Dear will go have stew while WorqueenDan will suck Thinkingcap up his gazoo. Then he could fill in for the state puff marshmallow man on display an... |
Later all, have a nice fall. |
1. This is amazing Pat, love this series haha! I thought that the jelly bean guard situation might turn out quite nasty but they made it through it all and... nothing rhymes with nasty damnit but you get my point cat! Awesome lyrics dude, I hope that this motley crew doesn't turn into food. |
1. Yeah old one eye |
Gave a cry |
And the jelly beans did die |
On the first try |
Oh what whining can do |
From a cyclops that is blue haha |
2. woop, mix a too tall stay fult in the mix and you are in quite the fix, Anneeee, and jelly beans are an addictive thing, i cant eat just a few of those things, glad the censors had their day, you might get public indecency at your bay |
1. Yeah quite the pain |
This candyland lane |
Hmm I will reframe from your eating habits though |
I hope you don't eat too many Anneeee's at your show hahahaha |
2. i can eat a ton of jelly beans, too |
just another thing I share with my twin, it's true. |
3. Geez grow a mohawk and you'll be as one |
That would look rather umm fun haha |
3. wow, between you, working dan and the beer guys I don't need to buy any books any more . |
this was great, keep it up!!! |
1. A lot is in store |
Here at my shore |
Glad you like |
As Dan and all around take a hike |
4. C'mon now! I'm not that fat! Now I'm going develop a weight complex! Evil cat indeed! I shoulda listened to Anne, she warned me about you, ye who flings cans of poo! |
And this wouldn't be the first time I had a round with Thinking Cap! |
Now that I'm so big I will crush you all! But I'm curious as why I'm king of candyland...couldn't it have been steak land or something meaty? |
It doesn't matter cat, you have broken the peace treaty! Now I'm gonna have to counter this with a story of my own, ye he made me so overgrown. |
Be wary feline, your time is nigh! |
I will come up with something while I get high |
My story will be rude as can be |
Just you wait, you'll see! |
1. hahahaha no complex is needed to come due |
For as long as you avoid candyland it will never happen to you |
You and thinkingcap will square off before the end |
Godzilla vs an godly ass |
That sounds like a win to come to pass |
The candy just came into play |
As the witch sent us to that bay |
Maybe next time it will be steak land |
LMAO should have listened to Anne give me a hand |
Bring it on |
The cat likes any exposure at his lawn |
Rude is every more fun |
Should be interesting to see when done |
2. WorkqueenDan you bloody well ate my Elsie. He who messes with my Elsie shall suffer doom, doooom I tell you. |
That goes double for you, you fetid feline offender! |
3. Eat Elsie? That sounds a little x rated! I only ate her turtle! |
Anne, who's side are your on anyway? If I didn't know any better I'd say you are teaming up with the cat! |
Oooh that gives me an idea, a brilliant, awful idea! You both are gonna get it! Just you wait and see! |
4. hahaha old one eye |
Got thrown through the sky |
After being sucked in the fat |
Of Dan at the candy land mat |
Pfft now afriad of you |
Or the things you do |
LMAO that does sound rather bad |
And all x-rated a tad |
Anne is a flip flopper with the cat |
She really dislikes it though when I chew vikingwoman fat |
Bring it on |
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