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+"hi, how are you doing?","i'm fine. how about yourself?"
+"i'm fine. how about yourself?","i'm pretty good. thanks for asking."
+"i'm pretty good. thanks for asking.","no problem. so how have you been?"
+"no problem. so how have you been?","i've been great. what about you?"
+"i've been great. what about you?","i've been good. i'm in school right now."
+"i've been good. i'm in school right now.","what school do you go to?"
+"what school do you go to?","i go to pcc."
+"i go to pcc.","do you like it there?"
+"do you like it there?","it's okay. it's a really big campus."
+"it's okay. it's a really big campus.","good luck with school."
+"good luck with school.","thank you very much."
+"how's it going?","i'm doing well. how about you?"
+"i'm doing well. how about you?","never better, thanks."
+"never better, thanks.","so how have you been lately?"
+"so how have you been lately?","i've actually been pretty good. you?"
+"i've actually been pretty good. you?","i'm actually in school right now."
+"i'm actually in school right now.","which school do you attend?"
+"which school do you attend?","i'm attending pcc right now."
+"i'm attending pcc right now.","are you enjoying it there?"
+"are you enjoying it there?","it's not bad. there are a lot of people there."
+"it's not bad. there are a lot of people there.","good luck with that."
+"good luck with that.","thanks."
+"how are you doing today?","i'm doing great. what about you?"
+"i'm doing great. what about you?","i'm absolutely lovely, thank you."
+"i'm absolutely lovely, thank you.","everything's been good with you?"
+"everything's been good with you?","i haven't been better. how about yourself?"
+"i haven't been better. how about yourself?","i started school recently."
+"i started school recently.","where are you going to school?"
+"where are you going to school?","i'm going to pcc."
+"i'm going to pcc.","how do you like it so far?"
+"how do you like it so far?","i like it so far. my classes are pretty good right now."
+"i like it so far. my classes are pretty good right now.","i wish you luck."
+"it's an ugly day today.","i know. i think it may rain."
+"i know. i think it may rain.","it's the middle of summer, it shouldn't rain today."
+"it's the middle of summer, it shouldn't rain today.","that would be weird."
+"that would be weird.","yeah, especially since it's ninety degrees outside."
+"yeah, especially since it's ninety degrees outside.","i know, it would be horrible if it rained and it was hot outside."
+"i know, it would be horrible if it rained and it was hot outside.","yes, it would be."
+"yes, it would be. ","i really wish it wasn't so hot every day."
+"i really wish it wasn't so hot every day. ","me too. i can't wait until winter."
+"me too. i can't wait until winter.","i like winter too, but sometimes it gets too cold."
+"i like winter too, but sometimes it gets too cold.","i'd rather be cold than hot."
+"i'd rather be cold than hot.","me too."
+"it doesn't look very nice outside today.","you're right. i think it's going to rain later."
+"you're right. i think it's going to rain later.","in the middle of the summer, it shouldn't be raining."
+"in the middle of the summer, it shouldn't be raining.","that wouldn't seem right."
+"that wouldn't seem right.","considering that it's over ninety degrees outside, that would be weird."
+"considering that it's over ninety degrees outside, that would be weird.","exactly, it wouldn't be nice if it started raining. it's too hot."
+"exactly, it wouldn't be nice if it started raining. it's too hot.","i know, you're absolutely right."
+"i know, you're absolutely right.","i wish it would cool off one day."
+"i wish it would cool off one day.","that's how i feel, i want winter to come soon."
+"that's how i feel, i want winter to come soon.","i enjoy the winter, but it gets really cold sometimes."
+"i enjoy the winter, but it gets really cold sometimes.","i know what you mean, but i'd rather be cold than hot."
+"i know what you mean, but i'd rather be cold than hot.","that's exactly how i feel."
+"i wish it was a nicer day today.","that is true. i hope it doesn't rain."
+"that is true. i hope it doesn't rain.","it wouldn't rain in the middle of the summer."
+"it wouldn't rain in the middle of the summer.","it wouldn't seem right if it started raining right now."
+"it wouldn't seem right if it started raining right now.","it would be weird if it started raining in ninety degree weather."
+"it would be weird if it started raining in ninety degree weather.","any rain right now would be pointless."
+"any rain right now would be pointless.","that's right, it really would be."
+"that's right, it really would be.","i want it to cool down some."
+"i want it to cool down some.","i know what you mean, i can't wait until it's winter."
+"i know what you mean, i can't wait until it's winter.","winter is great. i wish it didn't get so cold sometimes though."
+"winter is great. i wish it didn't get so cold sometimes though.","i would rather deal with the winter than the summer."
+"it's such a nice day.","yes, it is."
+"yes, it is.","it looks like it may rain soon."
+"it looks like it may rain soon.","yes, and i hope that it does."
+"yes, and i hope that it does.","why is that?"
+"why is that?","i really love how rain clears the air."
+"i really love how rain clears the air.","me too. it always smells so fresh after it rains."
+"me too. it always smells so fresh after it rains.","yes, but i love the night air after it rains."
+"yes, but i love the night air after it rains.","really? why is it?"
+"really? why is it?","because you can see the stars perfectly."
+"because you can see the stars perfectly.","i really hope it rains today."
+"i really hope it rains today.","yeah, me too."
+"isn't it a nice day?","it really is."
+"it really is.","it seems that it may rain today."
+"it seems that it may rain today.","hopefully it will."
+"hopefully it will.","how come?"
+"how come?","i like how clear the sky gets after it rains."
+"i like how clear the sky gets after it rains.","i feel the same way. it smells so good after it rains."
+"i feel the same way. it smells so good after it rains.","i especially love the night air when it rains."
+"i especially love the night air when it rains.","really? why?"
+"really? why?","the stars look so much closer after it rains."
+"the stars look so much closer after it rains.","i really want it to rain today."
+"i really want it to rain today.","yeah, so do i."
+"don't you think it's nice out?","yes, i think so too."
+"yes, i think so too.","i think that it's going to rain."
+"i think that it's going to rain.","i hope that it does rain."
+"i hope that it does rain.","you like the rain?"
+"you like the rain?","the sky looks so clean after it rains. i love it."
+"the sky looks so clean after it rains. i love it.","i understand. rain does make it smell cleaner."
+"i understand. rain does make it smell cleaner.","i love most how it is at night after it rains."
+"i love most how it is at night after it rains.","how come?"
+"how come?","you can see the stars so much more clearly after it rains."
+"you can see the stars so much more clearly after it rains.","i would love for it to rain today."
+"i really want to go to the beach this weekend.","that sounds like fun. what's the weather going to be like?"
+"that sounds like fun. what's the weather going to be like?","i heard that it's going to be warm this weekend."
+"i heard that it's going to be warm this weekend.","is it going to be perfect beach weather?"
+"is it going to be perfect beach weather?","i believe so."
+"i believe so.","good. i hope it doesn't cool off this weekend."
+"good. i hope it doesn't cool off this weekend.","i know. i really want to go to the beach."
+"i know. i really want to go to the beach.","but you know that california weather is really unpredictable."
+"but you know that california weather is really unpredictable.","you're right. one minute it's hot, and then the next minute it's cold."
+"you're right. one minute it's hot, and then the next minute it's cold.","i really wish the weather would just stay the same."
+"i really wish the weather would just stay the same.","i do too. that way we can have our activities planned ahead of time."
+"i do too. that way we can have our activities planned ahead of time.","yeah, that would make things a lot easier."
+"i would like to take a trip to the beach this weekend.","a trip to the beach would be fun. how is the weather going to be?"
+"a trip to the beach would be fun. how is the weather going to be?","the forecast says that it will be warm on the weekend."
+"the forecast says that it will be warm on the weekend.","so do you think it'll be perfect weather for the beach?"
+"so do you think it'll be perfect weather for the beach?","it sounds like it will be."
+"it sounds like it will be.","i really hope it doesn't get cold."
+"i really hope it doesn't get cold.","that would ruin things, i want to go so badly."
+"that would ruin things, i want to go so badly.","the weather in california is unpredictable, so you never know."
+"the weather in california is unpredictable, so you never know.","that is true. the weather is constantly changing."
+"that is true. the weather is constantly changing.","it would be nice if the weather would never change."
+"it would be nice if the weather would never change.","that would be great, then we could plan things sooner."
+"that would be great, then we could plan things sooner.","true. predictable weather would make life easier."
+"it would be nice to go to the beach sometime this weekend.","what's the weather going to be like? i may want to go too."
+"what's the weather going to be like? i may want to go too.","the weather this weekend is supposed to be warm."
+"the weather this weekend is supposed to be warm.","will it be good beach weather?"
+"will it be good beach weather?","i think it will be."
+"i think it will be.","it wouldn't be good if it got cold this weekend."
+"it wouldn't be good if it got cold this weekend.","i want this trip to be perfect, i hope it stays warm."
+"i want this trip to be perfect, i hope it stays warm.","this california weather is so uncertain, it's impossible to know what'll happen."
+"this california weather is so uncertain, it's impossible to know what'll happen.","i know. every day the weather seems different."
+"i know. every day the weather seems different.","i would love it if it wasn't always so unpredictable."
+"i would love it if it wasn't always so unpredictable.","that would make it easier for us to make plans."
+"hello, may i speak to alice please?","this is she. how's it going?"
+"this is she. how's it going?","i've been trying to call you all day."
+"i've been trying to call you all day.","sorry about that. i was cleaning up."
+"sorry about that. i was cleaning up.","it's okay."
+"it's okay.","so what were you calling me about?"
+"so what were you calling me about?","oh, i just wanted to see if you wanted to hang out tomorrow."
+"oh, i just wanted to see if you wanted to hang out tomorrow.","sure, what did you want to do?"
+"sure, what did you want to do?","maybe we can go see a movie or something."
+"maybe we can go see a movie or something.","that sounds like fun. let's do it."
+"that sounds like fun. let's do it.","i'll see you tomorrow then."
+"i'll see you tomorrow then.","see you then. goodbye."
+"hi, how are you. is alice there?","speaking. what's up?"
+"speaking. what's up?","why haven't you answered the phone?"
+"why haven't you answered the phone?","my bad, i had chores to do."
+"my bad, i had chores to do.","that's all right."
+"that's all right.","what was the reason for your call?"
+"what was the reason for your call?","i want to do something tomorrow with you."
+"i want to do something tomorrow with you.","sounds good. what did you have in mind?"
+"sounds good. what did you have in mind?","i was thinking about seeing a movie."
+"i was thinking about seeing a movie.","okay, let's go see a movie."
+"okay, let's go see a movie.","until then."
+"until then.","talk to you later."
+"is alice available?","you're talking to her."
+"you're talking to her.","i've called you a hundred times today."
+"i've called you a hundred times today.","i was busy doing something. i apologize."
+"i was busy doing something. i apologize.","no problem."
+"no problem.","did you need something?"
+"did you need something?","do you want to do something tomorrow?"
+"do you want to do something tomorrow?","is there somewhere special you wanted to go?"
+"is there somewhere special you wanted to go?","how about a movie?"
+"how about a movie?","a movie sounds good."
+"a movie sounds good.","call me tomorrow then."
+"have you seen the new girl in school?","no, i haven't."
+"no, i haven't.","she's really pretty."
+"she's really pretty.","describe her to me."
+"describe her to me.","she's not too tall."
+"she's not too tall.","well, how tall is she?"
+"well, how tall is she?","she's about five feet even."
+"she's about five feet even.","what does she look like, though?"
+"what does she look like, though?","she has pretty light brown eyes."
+"she has pretty light brown eyes.","i may know which girl you're talking about."
+"i may know which girl you're talking about.","so you have seen her around?"
+"so you have seen her around?","yes, i have."
+"there's a new girl in school, have you seen her yet?","i haven't seen her yet."
+"i haven't seen her yet.","i think that she is very pretty."
+"i think that she is very pretty.","tell me how she looks."
+"tell me how she looks.","she's kind of short."
+"she's kind of short.","what height is she?"
+"what height is she?","she's probably about five feet."
+"she's probably about five feet.","that's nice, but tell me what she looks like."
+"that's nice, but tell me what she looks like.","the first thing i noticed was her beautiful brown eyes."
+"the first thing i noticed was her beautiful brown eyes.","i think i might've bumped into her before."
+"i think i might've bumped into her before.","are you telling me that you've seen her before?"
+"are you telling me that you've seen her before?","i believe so."
+"have you met the new girl?","no. have you?"
+"no. have you?","she's one of the prettiest girls at the school."
+"she's one of the prettiest girls at the school.","what does she look like?"
+"what does she look like?","well, she's quite short."
+"well, she's quite short.","how tall would you say that she is?"
+"how tall would you say that she is?","i would say she's only five feet."
+"i would say she's only five feet.","what about her facial features?"
+"what about her facial features?","she has light brown eyes, absolutely beautiful."
+"she has light brown eyes, absolutely beautiful.","i think i know who you're talking about."
+"i think i know who you're talking about.","have you seen her?"
+"why weren't you at school yesterday?","i wasn't really feeling well."
+"i wasn't really feeling well.","what was wrong with you?"
+"what was wrong with you?","my stomach was upset."
+"my stomach was upset.","do you feel better now?"
+"do you feel better now?","i don't really feel too well yet."
+"i don't really feel too well yet.","do you want anything to make you feel better?"
+"do you want anything to make you feel better?","no, thanks. i already took some medicine."
+"no, thanks. i already took some medicine.","i hope you feel better."
+"i hope you feel better.","thank you."
+"what reason do you have for missing school?","i was sick."
+"i was sick.","how were you sick?"
+"how were you sick?","i had a stomachache."
+"i had a stomachache.","did it get any better?"
+"did it get any better?","i'm still feeling under the weather."
+"i'm still feeling under the weather.","would you like anything for your stomach?"
+"would you like anything for your stomach?","i took something earlier."
+"i took something earlier.","get better."
+"get better.","thanks a lot."
+"why didn't you go to school yesterday?","i stayed home because i wasn't feeling well."
+"i stayed home because i wasn't feeling well.","what was your problem?"
+"what was your problem?","my stomach was bothering me."
+"my stomach was bothering me.","are you feeling any better?"
+"are you feeling any better?","i'm still feeling a little sick."
+"i'm still feeling a little sick.","i'm going to the store, would you like any pepto bismol?"
+"i'm going to the store, would you like any pepto bismol?","that's okay."
+"that's okay.","i hope you feel better."
+"did you hear the good news?","no, i haven't."
+"no, i haven't.","i got a promotion at my job."
+"i got a promotion at my job.","did you really?"
+"did you really?","seriously, i am so excited."
+"seriously, i am so excited.","well, congratulations."
+"well, congratulations.","thank you."
+"thank you.","i'm so happy for you."
+"i'm so happy for you.","really?"
+"really?","yes. you really deserved this."
+"yes. you really deserved this.","you think so?"
+"you think so?","yes. good for you."
+"have you heard my good news?","you haven't told me anything yet."
+"you haven't told me anything yet.","i got a promotion at work earlier this week."
+"i got a promotion at work earlier this week.","is that right?"
+"is that right?","it's the truth. i am really happy."
+"it's the truth. i am really happy.","congratulations on your promotion."
+"congratulations on your promotion.","thank you very much."
+"thank you very much.","i am really excited for you."
+"i am really excited for you.","are you really?"
+"are you really?","i'm serious. you deserved this promotion."
+"i'm serious. you deserved this promotion.","is that what you really think?"
+"is that what you really think?","yes, i do."
+"i haven't told you what happened yet, have i?","i haven't heard anything."
+"i haven't heard anything.","my boss offered me a promotion, and i took it."
+"my boss offered me a promotion, and i took it.","are you serious?"
+"are you serious?","yes, i am really excited."
+"yes, i am really excited.","that's great. congratulations."
+"that's great. congratulations.","i appreciate that."
+"i appreciate that.","you have no idea how happy i am for you."
+"you have no idea how happy i am for you.","for real?"
+"you look really nice today. ","thank you. i just got this outfit the other day."
+"thank you. i just got this outfit the other day.","really, where did you get it?"
+"really, where did you get it?","i got it from macy's."
+"i got it from macy's.","it's really nice."
+"it's really nice.","thanks again. you look nice today, too."
+"thanks again. you look nice today, too.","thank you. i just got these shoes today."
+"thank you. i just got these shoes today.","really? what kind of shoes are they?"
+"really? what kind of shoes are they?","these are called all star chuck taylors."
+"these are called all star chuck taylors.","i really like those. how much did they cost?"
+"i really like those. how much did they cost?","they were about forty dollars."
+"they were about forty dollars.","i think i'm going to go buy myself a pair."
+"i absolutely love what you're wearing today.","you do? i just bought this outfit a couple days ago."
+"you do? i just bought this outfit a couple days ago.","seriously, it looks really nice on you. where did you buy it from?"
+"seriously, it looks really nice on you. where did you buy it from?","i bought it from the macy's at the santa anita mall."
+"i bought it from the macy's at the santa anita mall.","i really like that outfit."
+"i really like that outfit.","thanks. i think you look nice today, too."
+"thanks. i think you look nice today, too.","thank you. i just bought these new shoes earlier today."
+"thank you. i just bought these new shoes earlier today.","those are nice. what are they?"
+"those are nice. what are they?","these are some chucks."
+"these are some chucks.","those are great. how much were they?"
+"those are great. how much were they?","i got them for forty."
+"i got them for forty.","i think i might go and find me my own pair of chucks."
+"i think that you look very cute today.","is that right? this is a brand new outfit."
+"is that right? this is a brand new outfit.","what store did you get it from?"
+"what store did you get it from?","i went to macy's and picked it out."
+"i went to macy's and picked it out.","i love your outfit right now."
+"i love your outfit right now.","well, i think you look nice today too."
+"well, i think you look nice today too.","thanks. i found these new shoes earlier at the store."
+"thanks. i found these new shoes earlier at the store.","i think that those are some really nice shoes. what kind are they?"
+"i think that those are some really nice shoes. what kind are they?","these are chucks."
+"these are chucks.","your shoes look really nice. how much did you get them for?"
+"your shoes look really nice. how much did you get them for?","they only cost me about forty dollars."
+"tell me, what do you enjoy doing in your spare time?","i enjoy drawing and painting."
+"i enjoy drawing and painting.","you know how to draw and paint?"
+"you know how to draw and paint?","yes, i do."
+"yes, i do.","when did you learn how to do that?"
+"when did you learn how to do that?","i learned back in high school."
+"i learned back in high school.","oh, so you took an art class?"
+"oh, so you took an art class?","yeah, i loved that class."
+"yeah, i loved that class.","i see that you're pretty talented."
+"i see that you're pretty talented.","thank you very much."
+"thank you very much.","i wish i had a talent like that."
+"i wish i had a talent like that.","i'm sure you have a talent. it's just hidden."
+"what kinds of things do you like to do?","i've always liked to draw and paint."
+"i've always liked to draw and paint.","i didn't know you knew how to draw and paint."
+"i didn't know you knew how to draw and paint.","i do it every once in a while."
+"i do it every once in a while.","how long have you known how to do that?"
+"how long have you known how to do that?","i first learned how to do it in high school."
+"i first learned how to do it in high school.","did you take some sort of art class or something?"
+"did you take some sort of art class or something?","that was my favorite class."
+"that was my favorite class.","you have got to be talented."
+"you have got to be talented.","thanks."
+"thanks.","if only i was talented."
+"if only i was talented.","you have a talent. you just don't know what it is yet."
+"are there any hobbies you do?","when i have time, i sometimes draw and paint."
+"when i have time, i sometimes draw and paint.","oh, you actually do that?"
+"oh, you actually do that?","every so often, i do."
+"every so often, i do.","did you always know how to draw and paint?"
+"did you always know how to draw and paint?","i was taught in high school how to draw and paint."
+"i was taught in high school how to draw and paint.","you had an art class?"
+"you had an art class?","exactly, it was my favorite class."
+"exactly, it was my favorite class.","well, it's good that you're so talented."
+"well, it's good that you're so talented.","i appreciate that."
+"i appreciate that.","talent is a great thing, i wish i had one."
+"what's your favorite movie?","my favorite movie is superbad."
+"my favorite movie is superbad.","oh, why is that?"
+"oh, why is that?","it's the funniest movie that i've ever seen."
+"it's the funniest movie that i've ever seen.","that's true. it is a very funny movie."
+"that's true. it is a very funny movie.","you've seen it before?"
+"you've seen it before? ","yes, i saw that movie the first day it came out in theaters."
+"yes, i saw that movie the first day it came out in theaters.","didn't you laugh through the whole movie? i did."
+"didn't you laugh through the whole movie? i did.","me too. that movie brought tears to my eyes."
+"me too. that movie brought tears to my eyes.","mine too."
+"mine too.","i have it on dvd at my house if you want to come over and watch it."
+"i have it on dvd at my house if you want to come over and watch it.","sure, let's go."
+"which movie is your favorite to watch?","i have to say, my favorite movie is superbad."
+"i have to say, my favorite movie is superbad.","is that right? why?"
+"is that right? why?","honestly, it is one of the funniest movies i've seen in a long time."
+"honestly, it is one of the funniest movies i've seen in a long time.","you're right. that movie is hilarious."
+"you're right. that movie is hilarious.","i didn't think you saw that movie."
+"i didn't think you saw that movie.","i went to see it the day it came out."
+"i went to see it the day it came out.","i was laughing through the whole movie."
+"i was laughing through the whole movie.","i couldn't help laughing, either."
+"i couldn't help laughing, either. ","same here."
+"same here.","i bought the movie. would you like to come to my house and watch it?"
+"i bought the movie. would you like to come to my house and watch it?","of course."
+"out of every movie that you've seen, which one is your favorite?","i'm going to have to say that superbad is the best movie ever."
+"i'm going to have to say that superbad is the best movie ever.","you think so, how come?"
+"you think so, how come?","well, superbad is super funny."
+"well, superbad is super funny.","you're not lying, i found that movie absolutely hilarious."
+"you're not lying, i found that movie absolutely hilarious.","i didn't know that you saw superbad before."
+"i didn't know that you saw superbad before.","i made sure to be in line to see it the first day it came out."
+"i made sure to be in line to see it the first day it came out.","i couldn't keep from laughing throughout the whole movie."
+"i couldn't keep from laughing throughout the whole movie.","i was laughing hysterically the whole time; my stomach muscles hurt afterwards."
+"i was laughing hysterically the whole time; my stomach muscles hurt afterwards.","that's exactly how i felt."
+"that's exactly how i felt.","i got the movie when it came out on dvd, do you want to come over?"
+"what type of music do you like to listen to?","i like listening to different kinds of music."
+"i like listening to different kinds of music.","like what, for instance?"
+"like what, for instance?","i enjoy rock and r&b."
+"i enjoy rock and r&b.","why is that?"
+"why is that?","i like the different instruments that they use."
+"i like the different instruments that they use.","that's a good reason to like something."
+"that's a good reason to like something.","yeah, i think so too."
+"what kind of music do you enjoy listening to?","i enjoy listening to all kinds of music."
+"i enjoy listening to all kinds of music.","what kind?"
+"what kind?","i like to listen to rock and r&b."
+"i like to listen to rock and r&b.","why do you like that type of music?"
+"why do you like that type of music?","i like the kinds of instruments that they use."
+"i like the kinds of instruments that they use.","i think that's an excellent reason to like something."
+"i think that's an excellent reason to like something.","thanks, i feel the same way."
+"what is your favorite kind of music?","i listen to various types of music."
+"i listen to various types of music.","what genres?"
+"what genres?","i enjoy listening to both rock and r&b."
+"i enjoy listening to both rock and r&b.","what interests you in that type of music?"
+"what interests you in that type of music?","i enjoy the different types of instruments that they use."
+"i enjoy the different types of instruments that they use.","that is a perfect reason to like a certain kind of music."
+"did you go to the basketball game on friday?","no, i couldn't make it."
+"no, i couldn't make it.","you missed a really good game."
+"you missed a really good game.","oh, really? who won?"
+"oh, really? who won?","our school did. they played really well."
+"our school did. they played really well.","too bad i was busy. i really wanted to go."
+"too bad i was busy. i really wanted to go.","yeah, you should have. it was really exciting."
+"yeah, you should have. it was really exciting.","so what was the score?"
+"so what was the score?","the score was 101-98."
+"the score was 101-98.","man, that was a really close game."
+"man, that was a really close game.","that's what made it so great."
+"that's what made it so great.","i'll make sure and make it to the next one."
+"were you able to attend friday night's basketball game?","i was unable to make it."
+"i was unable to make it.","you should have been there. it was intense."
+"you should have been there. it was intense.","is that right. who ended up winning?"
+"is that right. who ended up winning?","our team was victorious."
+"our team was victorious.","i wish i was free that night. i'm kind of mad that i didn't go."
+"i wish i was free that night. i'm kind of mad that i didn't go.","it was a great game."
+"it was a great game.","what was the score at the end of the game?"
+"what was the score at the end of the game?","our team won 101-98."
+"our team won 101-98.","sounds like it was a close game."
+"sounds like it was a close game.","that's the reason it was such a great game."
+"that's the reason it was such a great game.","the next game, i will definitely be there."
+"i was meaning to ask you if you saw the basketball game on friday.","i wanted to go, but i couldn't."
+"i wanted to go, but i couldn't.","it was a great game."
+"it was a great game.","it's too bad that i couldn't make it. who won?"
+"it's too bad that i couldn't make it. who won?","our team played hard and won."
+"our team played hard and won.","i really wish i went to the game."
+"i really wish i went to the game.","it was the best game ever."
+"it was the best game ever.","so tell me the final score."
+"so tell me the final score.","the other team lost by three points, 101-98."
+"the other team lost by three points, 101-98. ","it must've been a close game."
+"it must've been a close game.","it really was. you should've gone."
+"what are you doing this weekend?","i'm going to the movies with a friend. how about you?"
+"i'm going to the movies with a friend. how about you?","i'm not sure yet."
+"i'm not sure yet.","well, did you want to go see a movie with me?"
+"well, did you want to go see a movie with me?","what movie are you going to see?"
+"what movie are you going to see?","i'm not sure yet. is there something you want to see?"
+"i'm not sure yet. is there something you want to see?","there's nothing i can think of."
+"there's nothing i can think of.","so, did you want to go?"
+"so, did you want to go?","no, thanks, maybe another time."
+"no, thanks, maybe another time.","okay, sounds good."
+"do you know what you're going to do this weekend?","i am going to see a movie with a friend of mine. what about you?"
+"i am going to see a movie with a friend of mine. what about you?","i don't know."
+"i don't know.","would you like to see a movie with me and my friend?"
+"would you like to see a movie with me and my friend?","do you know what movie you're going to watch?"
+"do you know what movie you're going to watch?","i don't know, but was there a certain movie you wanted to see?"
+"i don't know, but was there a certain movie you wanted to see?","none that i can think of."
+"none that i can think of.","well, would you like to go?"
+"well, would you like to go?","thank you for inviting me, but i think i'll pass."
+"thank you for inviting me, but i think i'll pass.","all right. another time then."
+"you have any ideas as to what you want to do this weekend?","i'm going to the movie theater with my friend. what are you going to do?"
+"i'm going to the movie theater with my friend. what are you going to do?","i'm not quite sure yet."
+"i'm not quite sure yet.","how about you see a movie with me and my friend?"
+"how about you see a movie with me and my friend?","what movie are you and your friend planning on watching?"
+"what movie are you and your friend planning on watching?","not sure. is there a movie out that catches your eye?"
+"not sure. is there a movie out that catches your eye?","no good movies come to mind."
+"no good movies come to mind.","have you decided whether or not you would like to go?"
+"have you decided whether or not you would like to go?","no, thanks. maybe another time."
+"did you go to school today?","yeah, i went to school today. were you there?"
+"yeah, i went to school today. were you there?","no, i didn't go, i've been sick."
+"no, i didn't go, i've been sick.","that sucks. did you want the assignments from english class?"
+"that sucks. did you want the assignments from english class?","that would be nice, thank you."
+"that would be nice, thank you.","no problem, you're welcome."
+"no problem, you're welcome.","i will be glad to do the same for you when you're sick."
+"i will be glad to do the same for you when you're sick.","well, thank you. i hope to see you at school tomorrow."
+"have you attended school today?","i attended school today. did you?"
+"i attended school today. did you?","i wasn't able to attend school because i was feeling ill."
+"i wasn't able to attend school because i was feeling ill.","i'm sorry to hear that. would you like the assignments from english class?"
+"i'm sorry to hear that. would you like the assignments from english class?","i would really appreciate that, thanks."
+"i would really appreciate that, thanks.","it's no trouble at all."
+"it's no trouble at all.","if you get sick, i'll return the favor."
+"if you get sick, i'll return the favor.","thanks. see you at school tomorrow if you feel better."
+"have you gone to school today?","i went to school today. did you go to school?"
+"i went to school today. did you go to school?","i couldn't go to school today, i was sick."
+"i couldn't go to school today, i was sick.","that's horrible. i'd be happy to give you the assignments from english class."
+"that's horrible. i'd be happy to give you the assignments from english class.","thank you very much, that's kind of you."
+"thank you very much, that's kind of you.","don't mention it."
+"don't mention it.","when you miss a day of school, i'll be happy to give you the english assignments."
+"did you hear the news?","what happened?"
+"what happened?","our cousin went into labor and had her baby last week."
+"our cousin went into labor and had her baby last week.","she did? why didn't anyone tell me?"
+"she did? why didn't anyone tell me?","i would've thought that somebody would have told you."
+"i would've thought that somebody would have told you.","no, i had no idea."
+"no, i had no idea.","well, she did, her baby was 8 pounds 6 ounces."
+"well, she did, her baby was 8 pounds 6 ounces.","oh my god, that's great!"
+"oh my god, that's great!","are you going to go and visit her and the baby?"
+"are you going to go and visit her and the baby?","i think that i might."
+"i think that i might.","good! i just thought i'd let you know."
+"good! i just thought i'd let you know.","thanks for telling me."
+"have you heard what happened?","heard what?"
+"heard what?","debrah already had her baby."
+"debrah already had her baby.","i didn't know that."
+"i didn't know that.","i thought you knew."
+"i thought you knew.","i honestly didn't know."
+"i honestly didn't know.","the baby was 8 pounds 6 ounces."
+"the baby was 8 pounds 6 ounces.","that's good to hear."
+"that's good to hear.","will you go and visit them?"
+"will you go and visit them?","of course i will."
+"of course i will.","i just wanted to give you the good news."
+"i just wanted to give you the good news.","thanks for letting me know."
+"have you heard the news?","i haven't heard anything."
+"i haven't heard anything.","debrah had her baby last week."
+"debrah had her baby last week.","nobody told me."
+"nobody told me.","i thought you heard."
+"i thought you heard.","i really wasn't told anything."
+"i really wasn't told anything.","she was a cute 8 pounds 6 ounces."
+"she was a cute 8 pounds 6 ounces.","wow, how exciting."
+"wow, how exciting.","i know, you should really go and see her and the baby."
+"i know, you should really go and see her and the baby.","of course i will."
+"of course i will.","i just wanted to let you know what happened."
+"did you go to school today?","of course. did you?"
+"of course. did you?","i didn't want to, so i didn't."
+"i didn't want to, so i didn't.","that's sad, but have you gone to the movies recently?"
+"that's sad, but have you gone to the movies recently?","that's a switch."
+"that's a switch.","i'm serious, have you?"
+"i'm serious, have you?","no, i haven't. why?"
+"no, i haven't. why?","i really want to go to the movies this weekend."
+"i really want to go to the movies this weekend.","so go then."
+"so go then.","i really don't want to go by myself."
+"i really don't want to go by myself.","well anyway, do you plan on going to school tomorrow?"
+"well anyway, do you plan on going to school tomorrow?","no, i think i'm going to go to the movies."
+"did you make it to school today?","i always do. did you go to school today?"
+"i always do. did you go to school today?","no, i didn't."
+"no, i didn't.","you should have, but have you seen any movies lately?"
+"you should have, but have you seen any movies lately?","that was an odd change of subject."
+"that was an odd change of subject.","maybe it was, but answer the question."
+"maybe it was, but answer the question.","no, not recently."
+"no, not recently.","i want to go to see a movie this weekend."
+"i want to go to see a movie this weekend.","what's stopping you then?"
+"what's stopping you then?","i don't want to go alone."
+"i don't want to go alone.","so, will you be at school tomorrow?"
+"so, will you be at school tomorrow?","no, i want to go to the movies instead."
+"did you even bother to go to school today?","yeah, i went. did you go?"
+"yeah, i went. did you go?","no, i didn't feel like it."
+"no, i didn't feel like it.","that's nice, have you been to the movies lately?"
+"that's nice, have you been to the movies lately?","no, but that was a random change of subject."
+"no, but that was a random change of subject.","it may have been random, but have you?"
+"it may have been random, but have you?","i haven't lately."
+"i haven't lately.","i would love to catch a movie this weekend."
+"i would love to catch a movie this weekend.","so then, why don't you just go?"
+"so then, why don't you just go?","i don't want to see a movie by myself."
+"i don't want to see a movie by myself.","okay, so are you going to school tomorrow?"
+"thanks for coming to see me today.","it's no problem. i was really missing you anyway."
+"it's no problem. i was really missing you anyway.","i missed you too."
+"i missed you too.","why haven't you tried to come see me then?"
+"why haven't you tried to come see me then?","i've been really busy."
+"i've been really busy.","doing what?"
+"doing what?","working."
+"working.","i would've come to see you sooner, but i've been busy too."
+"i would've come to see you sooner, but i've been busy too.","what have you been doing?"
+"what have you been doing?","i've been working too."
+"i've been working too.","well regardless, i'm very happy that you came to see me."
+"well regardless, i'm very happy that you came to see me.","i am too."
+"i'm really glad that you came to see me.","i had to. i was missing you a lot."
+"i had to. i was missing you a lot.","i was missing you too."
+"i was missing you too.","so, why haven't you visited me?"
+"so, why haven't you visited me?","i've actually been busy lately."
+"i've actually been busy lately.","what have you been doing?"
+"what have you been doing?","i've just been working really hard."
+"i've just been working really hard.","i've also been busy."
+"i've also been busy.","tell me what you've been doing."
+"tell me what you've been doing.","basically, i've been working too."
+"basically, i've been working too.","well whatever, i'm glad you came."
+"well whatever, i'm glad you came.","so am i."
+"i'm really happy that you came to visit me.","i really missed you a lot."
+"i really missed you a lot.","i've been missing you like crazy."
+"i've been missing you like crazy.","i don't understand why you haven't come to visit me."
+"i don't understand why you haven't come to visit me.","lately, i've been quite busy."
+"lately, i've been quite busy.","tell me what you've been up to."
+"tell me what you've been up to.","i've really been working a lot lately."
+"i've really been working a lot lately.","i've been pretty busy myself."
+"i've been pretty busy myself.","so what have you been up to?"
+"so what have you been up to?","i've just been working a lot."
+"i've just been working a lot.","whatever the reason may be, i'm glad you visited me."
+"hey, did you hear about jessica's party this weekend?","yeah, but i'm still waiting for my invitation."
+"yeah, but i'm still waiting for my invitation.","oh really? she gave me mine earlier today."
+"oh really? she gave me mine earlier today.","well, she'll probably just give me my invitation later on today."
+"well, she'll probably just give me my invitation later on today.","yeah, so are you planning on going?"
+"yeah, so are you planning on going?","i think so. it sounds like it's going to be a lot of fun."
+"i think so. it sounds like it's going to be a lot of fun.","it really does, i can't wait."
+"it really does, i can't wait.","what time does the party start?"
+"what time does the party start?","it starts at 8 o'clock."
+"it starts at 8 o'clock.","oh, well, how many people has she given invites to so far?"
+"oh, well, how many people has she given invites to so far?","i'm not sure, but i don't think she's given out that many."
+"i'm not sure, but i don't think she's given out that many.","well, hopefully she'll give me my invite later on today."
+"have you heard about jessica's party on saturday?","i've heard about it, but i'm still waiting for my invitation."
+"i've heard about it, but i'm still waiting for my invitation.","really? i got mine from her this morning."
+"really? i got mine from her this morning.","i'm guessing that she's going to give me my invite today or tomorrow."
+"i'm guessing that she's going to give me my invite today or tomorrow.","you're probably right, do you intend on going to the party?"
+"you're probably right, do you intend on going to the party?","i want to. i heard it's going to be really fun."
+"i want to. i heard it's going to be really fun.","i know, it does sound pretty awesome."
+"i know, it does sound pretty awesome.","well, when does the party start?"
+"well, when does the party start?","it's supposed to start at about eight."
+"it's supposed to start at about eight.","how many invitations has she given out?"
+"how many invitations has she given out?","i really don't know, but i don't think she gave out that many yet."
+"i really don't know, but i don't think she gave out that many yet.","i really want to go, so i hope that she gives me my invite soon."
+"has anyone told you about jessica's party coming up?","i was told about it already. i'm just waiting for my invitation."
+"i was told about it already. i'm just waiting for my invitation.","is that right? i already got my invitation from her earlier."
+"is that right? i already got my invitation from her earlier.","i believe that she will give me the invitation today."
+"i believe that she will give me the invitation today.","are you even going to go?"
+"are you even going to go?","yeah, it sounds like it's going to be the best party of the year."
+"yeah, it sounds like it's going to be the best party of the year.","exactly, it seems like it's going to be loads of fun."
+"exactly, it seems like it's going to be loads of fun.","when exactly does the party start?"
+"when exactly does the party start?","the invitation says it starts at 8:00 p.m."
+"the invitation says it starts at 8:00 p.m.","has she given out a lot of invitations yet?"
+"has she given out a lot of invitations yet?","i have no idea, she hasn't given out many though."
+"hey, what's up?","nothing really."
+"nothing really.","i'm throwing a party on friday."
+"i'm throwing a party on friday.","i didn't realize that."
+"i didn't realize that.","you didn't?"
+"you didn't?","nobody has told me anything about your party."
+"nobody has told me anything about your party.","did you want to go?"
+"did you want to go?","when does it start?"
+"when does it start?","at 8:00 p.m."
+"at 8:00 p.m.","i'll be there."
+"i'll be there.","i'd better see you there."
+"i'd better see you there.","of course."
+"what's going on with you?","fine. what's going on with you?"
+"fine. what's going on with you?","i'm having a party this friday."
+"i'm having a party this friday.","i had no idea."
+"i had no idea.","is that right?"
+"is that right?","i didn't hear anything about it."
+"i didn't hear anything about it.","can you go?"
+"can you go?","what time?"
+"what time?","it starts at 8 o'clock."
+"it starts at 8 o'clock.","i'll go."
+"i'll go.","i hope that i'll see you there."
+"i hope that i'll see you there.","no doubt."
+"what's going on?","not much."
+"not much.","this friday, i'm throwing a party."
+"this friday, i'm throwing a party.","oh really? i didn't know that."
+"oh really? i didn't know that.","are you serious?"
+"are you serious?","i haven't heard anything about it."
+"i haven't heard anything about it.","can you make it?"
+"can you make it?","what time does it start?"
+"what time does it start?","the party starts at 8."
+"the party starts at 8.","yeah, i think i'll go."
+"yeah, i think i'll go.","am i going to see you there?"
+"what's going on?","nothing really, you?"
+"nothing really, you?","i'm throwing a party next saturday."
+"i'm throwing a party next saturday.","is that right?"
+"is that right?","yeah, are you going to come?"
+"yeah, are you going to come?","i'm sorry, i can't."
+"i'm sorry, i can't.","why not?"
+"why not?","i don't really want to."
+"i don't really want to.","well, why don't you?"
+"well, why don't you?","i hate going to parties."
+"i hate going to parties.","well, that's okay."
+"well, that's okay.","yeah, sorry."
+"what's up?","nothing, how about you?"
+"nothing, how about you?","next saturday, i'm going to have a party."
+"next saturday, i'm going to have a party.","oh, really?"
+"oh, really?","you are coming?"
+"you are coming?","probably not."
+"probably not.","why is that?"
+"why is that?","i don't feel like going."
+"i don't feel like going.","why not?"
+"why not?","i really can't stand going to parties."
+"i really can't stand going to parties.","i understand, i guess."
+"i understand, i guess.","sorry about that."
+"what's happening?","not a lot, what about you?"
+"not a lot, what about you?","i'm having a party next saturday."
+"i'm having a party next saturday.","that's nice."
+"that's nice.","are you going to be there?"
+"are you going to be there?","i don't think so."
+"i don't think so.","is there a reason why?"
+"is there a reason why?","i just really don't want to go."
+"i just really don't want to go.","how come?"
+"how come?","i don't really like parties."
+"i don't really like parties.","i wish you would go, but that's okay."
+"what's up?","nothing much, what's going on?"
+"nothing much, what's going on?","i'm having a party this friday."
+"i'm having a party this friday.","oh, really? that's nice."
+"oh, really? that's nice.","i wanted to see if you wanted to come."
+"i wanted to see if you wanted to come.","this friday? sorry, i already have plans."
+"this friday? sorry, i already have plans.","doing what?"
+"doing what?","i'm going to dinner with my family."
+"i'm going to dinner with my family.","i really wanted you to come, but i understand."
+"i really wanted you to come, but i understand.","yeah, maybe next time."
+"yeah, maybe next time.","i'll hold you to that."
+"i'll hold you to that.","sounds like a plan."
+"hey, what's good with you?","not a lot. what about you?"
+"not a lot. what about you?","i'm throwing a party on friday."
+"i'm throwing a party on friday.","that sounds like fun."
+"that sounds like fun.","do you think you can come?"
+"do you think you can come?","i'm sorry. i'm already doing something this friday."
+"i'm sorry. i'm already doing something this friday.","what are you going to be doing?"
+"what are you going to be doing?","my family and i are going to dinner."
+"my family and i are going to dinner.","i was hoping you would come."
+"i was hoping you would come.","i'll definitely try to make it the next time."
+"i'll definitely try to make it the next time.","i'd better see you there."
+"i'd better see you there.","all right. i'll see you next time."
+"what's going on?","nothing really. how about you?"
+"nothing really. how about you?","a lot, like the party i'm having on friday."
+"a lot, like the party i'm having on friday.","well, that's cool."
+"well, that's cool.","will you be able to make it?"
+"will you be able to make it?","i'm busy this friday. i'm sorry."
+"i'm busy this friday. i'm sorry.","what do you have to do?"
+"what do you have to do?","i'm having dinner with my family"
+"i'm having dinner with my family","maybe you can come next time."
+"maybe you can come next time.","i'll make sure and come to your next party."
+"i'll make sure and come to your next party.","i'll look for you at my next party."
+"it was nice talking to you.","why are you trying to rush me off the phone?"
+"why are you trying to rush me off the phone?","i really have to go."
+"i really have to go.","why? i still wanted to talk to you."
+"why? i still wanted to talk to you.","i have things to do."
+"i have things to do.","like what?"
+"like what?","don't be nosey."
+"don't be nosey.","i'm not. i just want to know."
+"i'm not. i just want to know.","well, it's really none of your business."
+"well, it's really none of your business.","that's harsh."
+"that's harsh.","i'm sorry, but i have to go."
+"i'm sorry, but i have to go.","fine."
+"i've enjoyed conversing with you.","is there a reason why you're trying to get off the phone so fast?"
+"is there a reason why you're trying to get off the phone so fast?","i've got to go."
+"i've got to go.","i wasn't done talking to you."
+"i wasn't done talking to you.","i have to do some things, and besides, it's not polite to be nosey."
+"i have to do some things, and besides, it's not polite to be nosey.","i'm not being nosey. i'm just asking."
+"i'm not being nosey. i'm just asking.","i really don't think it's any of your business."
+"i really don't think it's any of your business.","that's not nice."
+"that's not nice.","i apologize, but i'm getting off the phone now."
+"i apologize, but i'm getting off the phone now.","okay."
+"i'll talk to you later.","what's the rush?"
+"what's the rush?","i have to get off the phone now."
+"i have to get off the phone now.","i'm not ready to get off the phone with you."
+"i'm not ready to get off the phone with you.","there are other things i need to take care of."
+"there are other things i need to take care of.","what is it that you need to do?"
+"what is it that you need to do? ","please don't be nosey."
+"please don't be nosey.","i'm not being nosey, it's just a question."
+"i'm not being nosey, it's just a question.","you don't need to worry about that."
+"you don't need to worry about that.","that was mean to say."
+"that was mean to say.","i am very sorry, but i must go."
+"well, it was nice talking to you.","it was nice talking to you too."
+"it was nice talking to you too.","we should really hang out again."
+"we should really hang out again.","that would be fun."
+"that would be fun.","where do you want to go?"
+"where do you want to go?","i think we should go out to eat."
+"i think we should go out to eat.","that sounds good."
+"that sounds good.","all right, so i'll see you then."
+"all right, so i'll see you then.","i'll call you later."
+"i'll call you later.","okay, i'll talk to you later then."
+"okay, i'll talk to you later then.","see you later."
+"see you later.","bye."
+"i enjoyed talking to you.","i enjoyed talking to you too."
+"i enjoyed talking to you too.","we should hang out some time."
+"we should hang out some time.","i think that would be nice."
+"i think that would be nice.","is there anything you would like to do next time?"
+"is there anything you would like to do next time?","do you want to go out to eat?"
+"do you want to go out to eat?","i'd like that."
+"i'd like that.","so i'll see you next time."
+"so i'll see you next time.","i'm going to call you soon."
+"i'm going to call you soon. ","i'll talk to you later."
+"i'll talk to you later.","see you soon."
+"see you soon.","goodbye."
+"i had fun talking to you.","it was really nice talking to you also."
+"it was really nice talking to you also.","i think we should really do something sometime."
+"i think we should really do something sometime.","that should be loads of fun."
+"that should be loads of fun.","what do you want to do next time?"
+"what do you want to do next time?","would you like to go to dinner or something?"
+"would you like to go to dinner or something?","yeah, let's do that."
+"yeah, let's do that.","okay, until next time then."
+"okay, until next time then.","i'll call you so we can set that up."
+"i'll call you so we can set that up.","talk to you then."
+"talk to you then.","all right, see you."
+"where do you live?","i live in pasadena."
+"i live in pasadena.","where is pasadena?"
+"where is pasadena?","it's in california."
+"it's in california.","is it in northern california?"
+"is it in northern california?","no. it's in southern california."
+"no. it's in southern california.","is pasadena a big city?"
+"is pasadena a big city?","it's pretty big."
+"it's pretty big.","how big is "pretty big"?"
+"how big is "pretty big"?","it has about 140,000 people."
+"it has about 140,000 people.","how big is los angeles?"
+"how big is los angeles?","it has about 3 million people."
+"do you have a car?","yes, i do."
+"yes, i do.","what kind of car do you have?"
+"what kind of car do you have?","i have a honda."
+"i have a honda.","is it new?"
+"is it new?","it was new in 2003."
+"it was new in 2003.","so, it's pretty old now."
+"so, it's pretty old now.","yes, it is. but it still looks good."
+"yes, it is. but it still looks good.","do you take good care of it?"
+"do you take good care of it?","oh, yes. i wash it once a week."
+"oh, yes. i wash it once a week.","do you change the oil?"
+"do you change the oil?","my mechanic changes the oil twice a year."
+"do you have a girlfriend?","no, i don't. do you?"
+"no, i don't. do you?","i don't have a girlfriend, either."
+"i don't have a girlfriend, either.","why not?"
+"why not?","i don't know. maybe i'm not rich enough."
+"i don't know. maybe i'm not rich enough.","girls like guys with money."
+"girls like guys with money.","they sure do."
+"they sure do.","they like guys with new cars."
+"they like guys with new cars.","i don't have money or a new car."
+"i don't have money or a new car.","me, neither."
+"me, neither.","but girls like guys who are funny."
+"but girls like guys who are funny.","maybe we should learn some good jokes."
+"where are you going?","i have to walk the dog."
+"i have to walk the dog.","what kind of dog do you have?"
+"what kind of dog do you have?","i have a little poodle."
+"i have a little poodle.","poodles bark a lot."
+"poodles bark a lot.","they sure do."
+"they sure do.","they bark at everything."
+"they bark at everything.","they never shut up."
+"they never shut up.","why did you get a poodle?"
+"why did you get a poodle?","it's my mom's dog."
+"it's my mom's dog.","so she likes poodles."
+"so she likes poodles.","she says they're good watchdogs."
+"can i borrow $5?","sure. why do you need it?"
+"sure. why do you need it?","i want to buy lunch."
+"i want to buy lunch.","where's your money?"
+"where's your money?","it's not in my wallet."
+"it's not in my wallet.","your wallet is empty?"
+"your wallet is empty?","i don't have even one dollar in it."
+"i don't have even one dollar in it.","being broke is no fun."
+"being broke is no fun.","even if it's only for a short while."
+"even if it's only for a short while.","it's always good to have friends."
+"it's always good to have friends.","friends will lend you money when you're broke."
+"friends will lend you money when you're broke.","as long as you pay them back."
+"let's go to the beach.","that's a great idea."
+"that's a great idea.","we haven't been in a while."
+"we haven't been in a while.","we haven't been in a month."
+"we haven't been in a month.","the last time we went, you almost drowned."
+"the last time we went, you almost drowned.","no, i didn't."
+"no, i didn't.","then why did the lifeguard dive into the water?"
+"then why did the lifeguard dive into the water?","i think he wanted to cool off."
+"i think he wanted to cool off.","he swam right up to you."
+"he swam right up to you.","and then he turned right around."
+"and then he turned right around.","maybe you're right."
+"maybe you're right.","maybe we should get going."
+"are you married?","no. i'm divorced."
+"no. i'm divorced.","when did you get divorced?"
+"when did you get divorced?","i got divorced two years ago."
+"i got divorced two years ago.","why did you get divorced?"
+"why did you get divorced?","my wife left me."
+"my wife left me.","why did she leave you?"
+"why did she leave you?","she said she didn't love me anymore."
+"she said she didn't love me anymore.","wow! that's terrible."
+"wow! that's terrible.","yes, it was."
+"yes, it was.","why didn't she love you anymore?"
+"why didn't she love you anymore?","she fell in love with my best friend."
+"i'm bored.","what's on tv?"
+"what's on tv?","nothing."
+"nothing.","there must be something on tv!"
+"there must be something on tv!","nothing that's interesting."
+"nothing that's interesting.","what about that new game show?"
+"what about that new game show?","which one?"
+"which one?",""deal or no deal""
+""deal or no deal"","tell me you're joking."
+"tell me you're joking.","i love that show."
+"i love that show.","i watched it once. that was enough."
+"i watched it once. that was enough.","it's on right now. let's watch it together."
+"i like living here.","i agree. pasadena is a nice city."
+"i agree. pasadena is a nice city.","it's not too big."
+"it's not too big.","and it's not too small."
+"and it's not too small.","it has great weather all year long."
+"it has great weather all year long.","it has the rose parade."
+"it has the rose parade.","it has beautiful houses."
+"it has beautiful houses.","it has wonderful restaurants."
+"it has wonderful restaurants.","it has great schools."
+"it has great schools.","it's close to the mountains."
+"it's close to the mountains.","the people are friendly."
+"the people are friendly.","i'm not ever going to leave."
+"we need a new mattress.","what's the matter with this one?"
+"what's the matter with this one?","it's not comfortable."
+"it's not comfortable.","it seems fine to me."
+"it seems fine to me.","i toss and turn all night."
+"i toss and turn all night.","you should stop drinking coffee."
+"you should stop drinking coffee.","look at these marks on my arms."
+"look at these marks on my arms.","what are they?"
+"what are they?","they are bites."
+"they are bites.","did the cat bite you?"
+"did the cat bite you?","no. the bedbugs in that mattress bit me."
+"no. the bedbugs in that mattress bit me.","okay. let's get a new mattress."
+"my laptop is so slow.","buy a new one."
+"buy a new one.","i would if i had the money."
+"i would if i had the money.","why is it so slow?"
+"why is it so slow?","that's a good question."
+"that's a good question.","did you take it to a computer shop?"
+"did you take it to a computer shop?","i would if i had the money."
+"i would if i had the money.","well, i guess you have to live with it."
+"well, i guess you have to live with it.","sometimes i want to throw it out the window."
+"sometimes i want to throw it out the window.","you don't want to do that."
+"you don't want to do that.","why not?"
+"why not?","you might hit someone in the head."
+"what's for dinner?","i'm not sure."
+"i'm not sure.","how about a pizza?"
+"how about a pizza?","you had pizza for lunch."
+"you had pizza for lunch.","but i love pizza."
+"but i love pizza.","everybody loves pizza."
+"everybody loves pizza.","so why can't i have pizza for dinner?"
+"so why can't i have pizza for dinner?","because you need variety."
+"because you need variety.","what's "variety?"
+"what's "variety?","different things—not the same thing all the time."
+"different things—not the same thing all the time.","you mean, like a pepperoni pizza instead of a cheese pizza?"
+"you mean, like a pepperoni pizza instead of a cheese pizza?","no, i mean a salad instead of a pizza."
+"we need to save money.","why do we need to save money?"
+"why do we need to save money?","because we need to buy a house."
+"because we need to buy a house.","but a house is so expensive."
+"but a house is so expensive.","that's why we need to save money."
+"that's why we need to save money.","how much do we need to save?"
+"how much do we need to save?","we need to save enough for a down payment."
+"we need to save enough for a down payment.","how much is that?"
+"how much is that?","that's about $30,000."
+"that's about $30,000.","thirty thousand dollars! that will take forever."
+"thirty thousand dollars! that will take forever.","not if we save every penny."
+"not if we save every penny.","okay. here's seven pennies."
+"the ocean is so big.","you can't see the end of it."
+"you can't see the end of it.","it goes on and on forever."
+"it goes on and on forever.","and it's deep, too."
+"and it's deep, too.","i think it's five miles deep."
+"i think it's five miles deep.","are there fish at the bottom?"
+"are there fish at the bottom?","there are fish at the top and the bottom."
+"there are fish at the top and the bottom.","are there more fish or more people?"
+"are there more fish or more people?","i think there are more fish."
+"i think there are more fish.","i hope so. i love to eat fish."
+"i'm upset with my mom.","why is that?"
+"why is that?","i warned her about her new boyfriend. she didn't listen to me."
+"i warned her about her new boyfriend. she didn't listen to me.","what happened?"
+"what happened?","i gave her $1,000 for her birthday. i told her to spend it on herself."
+"i gave her $1,000 for her birthday. i told her to spend it on herself.","that was very nice of you."
+"that was very nice of you.","i found out that she gave it to her new boyfriend."
+"i found out that she gave it to her new boyfriend.","why did she do that?"
+"why did she do that?","he said he would buy her a nice ring."
+"he said he would buy her a nice ring.","what's wrong with that?"
+"what's wrong with that?","he went to las vegas. he lost it all gambling."
+"he went to las vegas. he lost it all gambling.","i hope your mom broke up with him."
+"do animals talk to each other?","of course they talk to each other."
+"of course they talk to each other.","what do they talk about?"
+"what do they talk about?","they talk about other animals."
+"they talk about other animals.","what else do they talk about?"
+"what else do they talk about?","they talk about food and the weather."
+"they talk about food and the weather.","do they talk about us?"
+"do they talk about us?","of course they talk about us."
+"of course they talk about us.","what do they say about us?"
+"what do they say about us?","they say that we are funny-looking."
+"they say that we are funny-looking.","ha! we're not funny-looking; animals are funny-looking."
+"ha! we're not funny-looking; animals are funny-looking.","we're funny-looking because we wear clothes."
+"i have to clean the house.","yes, it's very dirty."
+"yes, it's very dirty.","you can help me."
+"you can help me.","why me?"
+"why me?","because you helped make it dirty."
+"because you helped make it dirty.","what do you want me to do?"
+"what do you want me to do?","i want you to clean the bathroom."
+"i want you to clean the bathroom.","oh, that's easy."
+"oh, that's easy.","clean the sink, the tub, the counter, and the toilet."
+"clean the sink, the tub, the counter, and the toilet.","that's a lot of work."
+"that's a lot of work.","tell me when you finish."
+"tell me when you finish.","i don't think so. you'll just give me more work."
+"you're watching too much tv.","what do you mean?"
+"what do you mean?","i mean you're wasting your life."
+"i mean you're wasting your life.","i'm having fun."
+"i'm having fun.","you're sitting there with your mouth open."
+"you're sitting there with your mouth open.","who cares?"
+"who cares?","i care. do something."
+"i care. do something.","okay. i did something."
+"okay. i did something.","what did you do?"
+"what did you do?","i turned up the volume."
+"i turned up the volume.","that's not what i meant by "do something.""
+"that's not what i meant by "do something."","will you do something? leave me alone."
+"did you write a letter to grandma?","yes, i did."
+"yes, i did.","did you tell her about school?"
+"did you tell her about school?","i told her that school is fun."
+"i told her that school is fun.","did you put the letter in an envelope?"
+"did you put the letter in an envelope?","yes, and i sealed the envelope."
+"yes, and i sealed the envelope.","did you put a stamp on the envelope?"
+"did you put a stamp on the envelope?","i couldn't find any stamps."
+"i couldn't find any stamps.","they're in the kitchen drawer."
+"they're in the kitchen drawer.","okay. i just put a stamp on the envelope."
+"okay. i just put a stamp on the envelope.","give me the envelope, and i'll mail it for you."
+"give me the envelope, and i'll mail it for you.","when is grandma going to learn about e-mail?"
+"why are you yawning?","i'm sleepy."
+"i'm sleepy.","why don't you go to bed?"
+"why don't you go to bed?","i want to watch this tv show."
+"i want to watch this tv show.","maybe you should record it."
+"maybe you should record it.","the tape recorder is broken."
+"the tape recorder is broken.","then you should watch the rerun."
+"then you should watch the rerun.","why? i'm watching the original."
+"why? i'm watching the original.","but you'll be asleep in about one minute."
+"but you'll be asleep in about one minute.","i'm just yawning because the commercials are on."
+"i'm just yawning because the commercials are on.","okay. i'll tell you how the show ends."
+"okay. i'll tell you how the show ends.","zzz."
+"it's sunday.","so?"
+"so?","you know what that means."
+"you know what that means.","i forgot."
+"i forgot.","sunday means we go to church."
+"sunday means we go to church.","oh, yeah."
+"oh, yeah.","put on a coat and tie."
+"put on a coat and tie.","why?"
+"why?","to show respect to god and others."
+"to show respect to god and others.","i'm glad sunday is only once a week."
+"i'm glad sunday is only once a week.","i hope god didn't hear that."
+"i hope god didn't hear that.","he'll forgive me."
+"did you feed the cat?","i'll do that in a minute."
+"i'll do that in a minute.","the cat is meowing. he's hungry."
+"the cat is meowing. he's hungry.","okay. i'll feed him right now."
+"okay. i'll feed him right now.","you shouldn't make him wait."
+"you shouldn't make him wait.","i was doing my homework."
+"i was doing my homework.","the cat doesn't care about your homework."
+"the cat doesn't care about your homework.","the cat doesn't care about anything."
+"the cat doesn't care about anything.","that's the way cats are."
+"that's the way cats are.","all they think about is themselves."
+"all they think about is themselves.","maybe we should get rid of him."
+"maybe we should get rid of him.","of course not! he's family."
+"i hate shaving.","me too."
+"me too.","i just cut myself again."
+"i just cut myself again.","did you use a new blade?"
+"did you use a new blade?","it doesn't matter. old blades cut, new blades cut."
+"it doesn't matter. old blades cut, new blades cut.","maybe you should use an electric shaver."
+"maybe you should use an electric shaver.","they make a lot of noise, but they don't give a close shave."
+"they make a lot of noise, but they don't give a close shave.","maybe you should stop shaving."
+"maybe you should stop shaving.","and grow a beard?"
+"and grow a beard?","sure. why not?"
+"sure. why not?","because food and other stuff sticks in my beard."
+"because food and other stuff sticks in my beard.","hmm. here's an idea. put cream on your face and have the cat lick it off."
+"excuse me.","yes?"
+"yes?","are you reading this paper?"
+"are you reading this paper?","oh, no. help yourself."
+"oh, no. help yourself.","i asked because the paper is sitting next to you."
+"i asked because the paper is sitting next to you.","thank you. that's polite of you to ask."
+"thank you. that's polite of you to ask.","some people would just pick it up."
+"some people would just pick it up.","yes, i know. some people are rude."
+"yes, i know. some people are rude.","i always try to be polite."
+"i always try to be polite.","so do i."
+"so do i.","the world needs more polite people like us."
+"the world needs more polite people like us.","i agree 100 percent."
+"mom, i want a puppy.","let me think about it."
+"let me think about it.","why do you have to think about it?"
+"why do you have to think about it?","because a puppy costs money."
+"because a puppy costs money.","no, it doesn't. puppies are free."
+"no, it doesn't. puppies are free.","yes, but a puppy needs shots."
+"yes, but a puppy needs shots.","shots for what?"
+"shots for what?","so it won't get sick. just like you get shots."
+"so it won't get sick. just like you get shots.","i hate shots."
+"i hate shots.","and a puppy eats food. food costs money."
+"and a puppy eats food. food costs money.","no problem. i'll give him food off my plate."
+"no problem. i'll give him food off my plate.","oh, no you don't. puppies don't eat vegetables."
+"look at all these kittens!","how many are there?"
+"how many are there?","eight."
+"eight.","they're all so cute."
+"they're all so cute.","yes, but i can't keep them."
+"yes, but i can't keep them.","what are you going to do with them?"
+"what are you going to do with them?","i'm going to give them away. do you want one?"
+"i'm going to give them away. do you want one?","yes, i would love one."
+"yes, i would love one.","which one do you want?"
+"which one do you want?","that one. the one that's all black."
+"that one. the one that's all black.","yes, i like that one, too."
+"yes, i like that one, too.","i'll call him blacky."
+"my parents go to church every sunday.","they trust in god."
+"they trust in god.","they hope they will go to heaven."
+"they hope they will go to heaven.","they probably will."
+"they probably will.","but no one knows for sure."
+"but no one knows for sure.","that's for sure."
+"that's for sure.","no one knows what happens after we die."
+"no one knows what happens after we die.","if we are good, we will be happy in heaven with god."
+"if we are good, we will be happy in heaven with god.","that's what many people believe."
+"that's what many people believe.","if we are bad, we will be unhappy forever in hell."
+"if we are bad, we will be unhappy forever in hell.","i don't want to go to hell."
+"i don't want to go to hell.","let's go to church with your parents on sunday."
+"my husband died.","i'm sorry for you."
+"i'm sorry for you.","thank you."
+"thank you.","when did he die?"
+"when did he die?","a couple of months ago."
+"a couple of months ago.","you still miss him."
+"you still miss him.","yes, but i talk to him almost every day."
+"yes, but i talk to him almost every day.","when you go to church?"
+"when you go to church?","no, when i call him on his cell phone."
+"no, when i call him on his cell phone.","what do you mean?"
+"what do you mean?","i buried him with his cell phone."
+"i buried him with his cell phone.","what will you do when the battery dies?"
+"today is friday the thirteenth.","that's a bad day."
+"that's a bad day.","it's supposed to be unlucky."
+"it's supposed to be unlucky.","you're supposed to stay home all day."
+"you're supposed to stay home all day.","that's what i do."
+"that's what i do.","my friend stayed in a hotel on friday the thirteenth."
+"my friend stayed in a hotel on friday the thirteenth.","that was a mistake."
+"that was a mistake.","he stayed on the thirteenth floor."
+"he stayed on the thirteenth floor.","what happened?"
+"what happened?","someone stole his laptop."
+"someone stole his laptop.","he was asking for it."
+"he was asking for it.","he learned his lesson. he's home today."
+"do you really love me?","of course."
+"of course.","prove it."
+"prove it.","how can i prove it?"
+"how can i prove it?","take me to dinner."
+"take me to dinner.","that's it? that's all i have to do?"
+"that's it? that's all i have to do?","take me to a nice restaurant, not to mcdonald's."
+"take me to a nice restaurant, not to mcdonald's.","but a nice restaurant costs money."
+"but a nice restaurant costs money.","yes, and you have to make a reservation."
+"yes, and you have to make a reservation.","that's such a hassle."
+"that's such a hassle.","i knew you didn't love me."
+"i knew you didn't love me.","okay, okay! i'll make a reservation right now."
+"my parents are divorced.","so are mine."
+"so are mine.","why did your parents get divorced?"
+"why did your parents get divorced?","my father found a new girlfriend."
+"my father found a new girlfriend.","that's too bad."
+"that's too bad.","my mother was hurt and angry."
+"my mother was hurt and angry.","she had good reason. what did she do?"
+"she had good reason. what did she do?","she told him to drop his girlfriend."
+"she told him to drop his girlfriend.","what did your father do?"
+"what did your father do?","he moved out of our house."
+"he moved out of our house.","i guess he really liked his new girlfriend."
+"i guess he really liked his new girlfriend.","yes, but she left him a year later."
+"my grandma's apartment smells funny.","so does mine."
+"so does mine.","i think it's an old people's smell."
+"i think it's an old people's smell.","really?"
+"really?","yes. i think when you get old, you begin to smell."
+"yes. i think when you get old, you begin to smell.","like fruit that is too ripe?"
+"like fruit that is too ripe?","yes, just like fruit that is too ripe."
+"yes, just like fruit that is too ripe.","but the smell is different."
+"but the smell is different.","yes, old people don't smell like fruit."
+"yes, old people don't smell like fruit.","no, they smell like a thrift shop."
+"no, they smell like a thrift shop.","yes, a thrift shop has that same smell."
+"yes, a thrift shop has that same smell.","yes, an old smell."
+"the price of stamps goes up and up.","i think stamps used to cost a penny."
+"i think stamps used to cost a penny.","that was a long time ago."
+"that was a long time ago.","it was before i was born."
+"it was before i was born.","now a stamp is 42 cents."
+"now a stamp is 42 cents.","but in may it will be 44 cents."
+"but in may it will be 44 cents.","have you ever lost a letter in the mail?"
+"have you ever lost a letter in the mail?","no, i haven't."
+"no, i haven't.","neither have i."
+"neither have i.","so, they do a good job for the money."
+"so, they do a good job for the money.","yes, they do."
+"yes, they do.","maybe we shouldn't complain."
+"a button came off my shirt.","what are you going to do?"
+"what are you going to do?","first, i have to find the button."
+"first, i have to find the button.","where did you lose it?"
+"where did you lose it?","i have no idea."
+"i have no idea.","a button is hard to find. did you look in your pant cuffs?"
+"a button is hard to find. did you look in your pant cuffs?","that's a good idea."
+"that's a good idea.","i found a button in my pant cuffs one time."
+"i found a button in my pant cuffs one time.","let me look. no, it's not there."
+"let me look. no, it's not there.","many shirts come with an extra button."
+"many shirts come with an extra button.","you're right. this one does have an extra button."
+"you're right. this one does have an extra button.","now all you have to do is sew it on."
+"i have to go to the bathroom.","you drink too much coffee."
+"you drink too much coffee.","but i love coffee."
+"but i love coffee.","well, it's your life."
+"well, it's your life.","you eat too much chocolate."
+"you eat too much chocolate.","i don't think so."
+"i don't think so.","have you looked in the mirror?"
+"have you looked in the mirror?","do you think i'm getting fat?"
+"do you think i'm getting fat?","i didn't say that."
+"i didn't say that.","what did you say?"
+"what did you say?","i said i have to go to the bathroom."
+"i said i have to go to the bathroom.","that's what i thought you said."
+"did you do the laundry?","yes, i did."
+"yes, i did.","what did you wash?"
+"what did you wash?","i washed the sheets and towels."
+"i washed the sheets and towels.","what about the pillowcases?"
+"what about the pillowcases?","yes, i took them off the pillows and washed them."
+"yes, i took them off the pillows and washed them.","did you dry everything in the dryer?"
+"did you dry everything in the dryer?","yes, i dried everything in the dryer."
+"yes, i dried everything in the dryer.","then what did you do?"
+"then what did you do?","i folded all the towels."
+"i folded all the towels.","did you put the sheets on the beds?"
+"did you put the sheets on the beds?","yes, and i put the pillowcases on the pillows."
+"do you listen to the radio?","i listen day and night."
+"i listen day and night.","what do you listen to?"
+"what do you listen to?","mostly talk radio."
+"mostly talk radio.","what's that?"
+"what's that?","people talk about current events."
+"people talk about current events.","what do they say?"
+"what do they say?","they say they want change."
+"they say they want change.","what kind of change?"
+"what kind of change?","they want tax cuts."
+"they want tax cuts.","why do they want tax cuts?"
+"why do they want tax cuts?","because tax cuts will save them money."
+"mom, i'm hungry.","look in the fridge."
+"look in the fridge.","i'm looking. there's nothing to eat."
+"i'm looking. there's nothing to eat.","are you sure?"
+"are you sure?","it's almost empty."
+"it's almost empty.","i went to the market yesterday."
+"i went to the market yesterday.","i don't see anything."
+"i don't see anything.","i bought lots of oranges and apples."
+"i bought lots of oranges and apples.","i don't want fruit. i want something tasty."
+"i don't want fruit. i want something tasty.","eat the fruit. it's good for you."
+"eat the fruit. it's good for you.","next time you go to the market, let me go with you."
+"next time you go to the market, let me go with you.","no, thank you. all you want to eat are hot dogs and candy bars."
+"what is there to eat?","i don't know. look in the fridge."
+"i don't know. look in the fridge.","i think i'll make a sandwich."
+"i think i'll make a sandwich.","what kind?"
+"what kind?","a ham sandwich."
+"a ham sandwich.","the bread is in the cabinet."
+"the bread is in the cabinet.","where's the mustard?"
+"where's the mustard?","it's in the fridge, i think."
+"it's in the fridge, i think.","oh, yes, here it is. do you want a sandwich?"
+"oh, yes, here it is. do you want a sandwich?","yes, that sounds nice."
+"yes, that sounds nice.","how about some potato chips?"
+"how about some potato chips?","yes. and a pickle, if we have any."
+"it's time for your bath, young lady.","but, mom, i'm not dirty."
+"but, mom, i'm not dirty.","you need a bath every day."
+"you need a bath every day.","why?"
+"why?","because you don't want to smell bad."
+"because you don't want to smell bad.","i don't smell bad."
+"i don't smell bad.","that's what you think."
+"that's what you think.","if i smelled bad, i could smell me."
+"if i smelled bad, i could smell me.","i can smell you."
+"i can smell you.","i can smell you, too."
+"i can smell you, too.","that's my perfume."
+"that's my perfume.","when can i wear perfume?"
+"something's wrong with my computer.","exactly what?"
+"exactly what?","all i get is a black screen."
+"all i get is a black screen.","what's the matter?"
+"what's the matter?","i think i know, because this happened before."
+"i think i know, because this happened before.","what happened before?"
+"what happened before?","my hard drive crashed."
+"my hard drive crashed.","oh, no. that's bad news."
+"oh, no. that's bad news.","it sure is, but i'm going to call hp first, just to make sure."
+"it sure is, but i'm going to call hp first, just to make sure.","will you lose all your files?"
+"will you lose all your files?","no, i always back up my files."
+"no, i always back up my files.","you're smart."
+"i called hp about my computer.","what did they say?"
+"what did they say?","they said i need a new hard drive."
+"they said i need a new hard drive.","that's too bad. how much is a new one?"
+"that's too bad. how much is a new one?","it's not too much, only about $85."
+"it's not too much, only about $85.","plus installation?"
+"plus installation?","no, my hard drive is easy to remove and replace."
+"no, my hard drive is easy to remove and replace.","really?"
+"really?","yes, it's just a couple of screws."
+"yes, it's just a couple of screws.","that's nice."
+"that's nice.","it's a lot better than paying someone $60."
+"it's a lot better than paying someone $60.","if my hard drive crashes, i'll just call you."
+"what's your email address?","it's bluedog123."
+"it's bluedog123.","bluedog123. are you sure that's all?"
+"bluedog123. are you sure that's all?","yes."
+"yes.","no. that's incomplete."
+"no. that's incomplete.","what do you mean?"
+"what do you mean?","what's your mailing address?"
+"what's your mailing address?","456 cherry drive, pasadena, ca 91170."
+"456 cherry drive, pasadena, ca 91170.","that's correct."
+"that's correct.","so what's the problem?"
+"so what's the problem?","bluedog123 is just the street. you have to give me the city, state, and zip code."
+"bluedog123 is just the street. you have to give me the city, state, and zip code.","oh, i get it. my email address is bluedog123@yahoo.com."
+"i'm going to take a nap.","you should unplug the phone."
+"you should unplug the phone.","that's a good idea."
+"that's a good idea.","do you want me to wake you in an hour?"
+"do you want me to wake you in an hour?","no, thanks. just let me sleep until i wake up."
+"no, thanks. just let me sleep until i wake up.","i'll start dinner at 6:00."
+"i'll start dinner at 6:00.","okay. i think i'll be awake by then."
+"okay. i think i'll be awake by then.","if not, your nose will wake you up."
+"if not, your nose will wake you up.","you mean i will smell the food cooking?"
+"you mean i will smell the food cooking?","you might even dream about dinner."
+"you might even dream about dinner.","i don't think i'm going to dream about anything. i'm really tired."
+"i don't think i'm going to dream about anything. i'm really tired.","have a nice nap."
+"that was a nice funeral.","yes, dad, it was."
+"yes, dad, it was.","the son gave a nice speech about his father."
+"the son gave a nice speech about his father.","it was long, too."
+"it was long, too.","i think it was about 45 minutes long."
+"i think it was about 45 minutes long.","but it went by fast. it was interesting."
+"but it went by fast. it was interesting.","i liked it."
+"i liked it.","i'll give you a speech like that, too."
+"i'll give you a speech like that, too.","do you think anyone will come to my funeral?"
+"do you think anyone will come to my funeral?","of course."
+"of course.","i think only the family will be there."
+"i think only the family will be there.","you have lots of friends. they will be there, too!"
+"yikes! what was that noise?","i had to blow my nose."
+"i had to blow my nose.","did you have to blow right next to the phone?"
+"did you have to blow right next to the phone?","did you hear that?"
+"did you hear that?","of course i heard that. i thought a plane had crashed into your house."
+"of course i heard that. i thought a plane had crashed into your house.","it wasn't that loud."
+"it wasn't that loud.","i will blow my nose sometime for you, and you'll see."
+"i will blow my nose sometime for you, and you'll see.","okay. i'll take your word for it."
+"okay. i'll take your word for it.","i thought you had an elephant in your house."
+"i thought you had an elephant in your house.","you're funny."
+"you're funny.","what did you say? i think i've gone deaf."
+"what did you say? i think i've gone deaf.","i'm going into the bathroom to blow my nose. i'll be right back."
+"i have lots of friends.","really? how many do you have?"
+"really? how many do you have?","i don't know, maybe one hundred."
+"i don't know, maybe one hundred.","that is a lot of friends. do you have a best friend?"
+"that is a lot of friends. do you have a best friend?","of course. i have lots of best friends."
+"of course. i have lots of best friends.","how many best friends do you have?"
+"how many best friends do you have?","i think about twenty-five."
+"i think about twenty-five.","hmm. i have only one best friend."
+"hmm. i have only one best friend.","i feel sorry for you."
+"i feel sorry for you.","i have only a few friends."
+"i have only a few friends.","you must be lonely. i will share my friends with you."
+"you must be lonely. i will share my friends with you.","that's very nice of you."
+"don't you ever cheat on me.","why would i do that?"
+"why would i do that?","because men like to cheat."
+"because men like to cheat.","some men do, but not me."
+"some men do, but not me.","i'm watching you."
+"i'm watching you.","i'm an open book. watch me all you want."
+"i'm an open book. watch me all you want.","if i catch you, you'll be sorry."
+"if i catch you, you'll be sorry.","you won't catch me, because i love you. i'm not a cheater."
+"you won't catch me, because i love you. i'm not a cheater.","i will poke your eyes out."
+"i will poke your eyes out. ","i don't want any other woman."
+"i don't want any other woman.","i will chop your toes off, one by one."
+"i will chop your toes off, one by one.","honey, please. you're the only woman for me, forever. i swear it."
+"i hate to go outside.","me too."
+"me too.","why do you hate to go outside?"
+"why do you hate to go outside?","i meet too many jerks."
+"i meet too many jerks.","i agree."
+"i agree.","this city is full of jerks."
+"this city is full of jerks.","rude people are everywhere."
+"rude people are everywhere.","but what can you do?"
+"but what can you do?","you can yell at them."
+"you can yell at them.","and they will yell back at you."
+"and they will yell back at you.","yelling doesn't do any good."
+"yelling doesn't do any good.","no. the best thing to do is just stay home."
+"will you look at this form?","are you having problems with it?"
+"are you having problems with it?","i don't understand some things."
+"i don't understand some things.","let me help you."
+"let me help you.","what does "mi" mean?"
+"what does "mi" mean?",""mi" stands for middle initial."
+""mi" stands for middle initial.","what does "mm/dd/yy" mean?"
+"what does "mm/dd/yy" mean?","that means month/day/year. use numbers."
+"that means month/day/year. use numbers.","i don't understand."
+"i don't understand.","for example, if your birth date is january 12, 1987, write 01/12/87."
+"for example, if your birth date is january 12, 1987, write 01/12/87.","oh. that's simple enough."
+"oh. that's simple enough.","always print clearly, and fill in the bubbles completely."
+"let's go to the animal shelter.","what do you want to do?"
+"what do you want to do?","i want to get a puppy for my son."
+"i want to get a puppy for my son.","that will make him so happy."
+"that will make him so happy.","i'll get him one of those little dogs."
+"i'll get him one of those little dogs.","one that won't grow up too big."
+"one that won't grow up too big.","and eat too much."
+"and eat too much.","do you know which one he would like?"
+"do you know which one he would like?","oh, yes, i took him there yesterday. he showed me one that he really liked."
+"oh, yes, i took him there yesterday. he showed me one that he really liked.","i bet you had to drag him away."
+"i bet you had to drag him away.","he wanted to take it home yesterday."
+"he wanted to take it home yesterday.","i wonder what he'll name it."
+"what's the weather like?","i don't know. i just woke up."
+"i don't know. i just woke up.","why don't you look outside?"
+"why don't you look outside?","okay. it looks like rain."
+"okay. it looks like rain.","why do you say that?"
+"why do you say that?","the sky is gray."
+"the sky is gray.","is it raining right now?"
+"is it raining right now?","no."
+"no.","how do you know?"
+"how do you know?","the street isn't wet."
+"the street isn't wet.","i have to go shopping today."
+"i have to go shopping today.","you'd better take an umbrella."
+"i can't believe how hot it is.","it's not even noon yet."
+"it's not even noon yet.","that means it will get hotter."
+"that means it will get hotter.","i am dying from the heat."
+"i am dying from the heat.","turn on the air conditioner."
+"turn on the air conditioner.","it doesn't work."
+"it doesn't work.","what happened?"
+"what happened?","i don't know."
+"i don't know.","did you call the repairman?"
+"did you call the repairman?","of course."
+"of course.","when is he coming?"
+"when is he coming?","he's busy. he said next week."
+"i'll be glad when winter comes.","why is that?"
+"why is that?","because i love the snow."
+"because i love the snow.","yes, the snow is fun."
+"yes, the snow is fun.","last year we made a big snowman."
+"last year we made a big snowman.","how big was it?"
+"how big was it?","it was seven feet tall."
+"it was seven feet tall.","how long did it take?"
+"how long did it take?","it took us all day."
+"it took us all day.","did you give him a nose?"
+"did you give him a nose?","of course. we gave him a big carrot for a nose."
+"of course. we gave him a big carrot for a nose.","let me help you make one this year."
+"i'm going to the bank.","what do you need to do?"
+"what do you need to do?","i need to withdraw some money."
+"i need to withdraw some money.","how are you going to do that?"
+"how are you going to do that?","i'll just use the atm."
+"i'll just use the atm.","what's that?"
+"what's that?","it's the automatic teller machine."
+"it's the automatic teller machine.","it gives you money?"
+"it gives you money?","i just insert my debit card into the machine."
+"i just insert my debit card into the machine.","and it gives you money?"
+"and it gives you money?","well, it gives me money, but it's my own money."
+"well, it gives me money, but it's my own money.","oh. what good is that? i thought it gave you free money."
+"did you put the blue bin out on the street?","oh, no. i forgot."
+"oh, no. i forgot.","well, you'd better take it out front."
+"well, you'd better take it out front.","what time does the recycle truck come by?"
+"what time does the recycle truck come by?","it usually gets here at noon on tuesday, which is tomorrow."
+"it usually gets here at noon on tuesday, which is tomorrow.","i'll just take it out to the street tomorrow morning."
+"i'll just take it out to the street tomorrow morning.","oh, no, you don't."
+"oh, no, you don't.","what do you mean?"
+"what do you mean?","every morning you get up late and rush off to work late."
+"every morning you get up late and rush off to work late.","do you think i'll forget to do it?"
+"do you think i'll forget to do it?","you'll remember to do it, but you won't have time to do it."
+"you'll remember to do it, but you won't have time to do it.","okay, i'll take it out front right now."
+"are you ready?","ready for what?"
+"ready for what?","ready for the big switch."
+"ready for the big switch.","what are you talking about?"
+"what are you talking about?","the nation is switching to digital tv."
+"the nation is switching to digital tv.","oh. of course i'm ready."
+"oh. of course i'm ready.","did you buy the converter?"
+"did you buy the converter?","no, i don't need a converter because i bought a digital tv."
+"no, i don't need a converter because i bought a digital tv.","how much was that?"
+"how much was that?","it was only about $120 for a 13-inch screen."
+"it was only about $120 for a 13-inch screen.","does it pick up any digital channels?"
+"does it pick up any digital channels?","oh, yes. i get six korean channels but nothing in english!"
+"people are funny.","they sure are."
+"they sure are.","did you hear about the pilot?"
+"did you hear about the pilot?","the one that stole a small plane?"
+"the one that stole a small plane?","yes, he stole a plane in canada and flew into the u.s."
+"yes, he stole a plane in canada and flew into the u.s.","did they catch him?"
+"did they catch him?","yes. after two u.s. fighter jets followed him for an hour, he landed on a highway."
+"yes. after two u.s. fighter jets followed him for an hour, he landed on a highway.","did he crash?"
+"did he crash?","no, he just landed the plane and walked to a restaurant."
+"no, he just landed the plane and walked to a restaurant.","did the cops find out why he flew into the u.s.?"
+"did the cops find out why he flew into the u.s.?","his life sucked. he was hoping a fighter jet would shoot him down."
+"his life sucked. he was hoping a fighter jet would shoot him down.","poor guy."
+"the police need our help finding a robber.","how do you know?"
+"how do you know?","the tv news is reporting a bank robbery."
+"the tv news is reporting a bank robbery.","do they know what the robber looks like?"
+"do they know what the robber looks like?","yes, he's 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, black hair, and about 30 years old."
+"yes, he's 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, black hair, and about 30 years old.","what race is he?"
+"what race is he?","they didn't say."
+"they didn't say.","the tv news doesn't tell us the race anymore."
+"the tv news doesn't tell us the race anymore.","of course not. that would be racist."
+"of course not. that would be racist.","but how can we identify someone if we don't know their race?"
+"but how can we identify someone if we don't know their race?","don't ask me."
+"don't ask me.","then they also shouldn't tell us if the robber is male or female, because that is sexist."
+"don't wipe your nose on your sleeve.","but i don't have a tissue."
+"but i don't have a tissue.","then go find a tissue in the bathroom."
+"then go find a tissue in the bathroom.","i didn't have time to get one from there."
+"i didn't have time to get one from there.","your sleeves are not tissues."
+"your sleeves are not tissues.","but mom, all my friends use their sleeves."
+"but mom, all my friends use their sleeves.","that doesn't make it right."
+"that doesn't make it right.","i saw dad wipe his nose on his sleeve yesterday."
+"i saw dad wipe his nose on his sleeve yesterday.","i will talk to your father about that."
+"i will talk to your father about that.","i bet dad did it all the time when he was my age."
+"i bet dad did it all the time when he was my age.","your daddy was a good little boy."
+"your daddy was a good little boy.","how do you know? were you his mommy, too?"
+"i'm worried.","worried about what?"
+"worried about what?","i'm getting married."
+"i'm getting married.","you should be happy, not worried."
+"you should be happy, not worried.","i am happy, but marriage is a lot of responsibility."
+"i am happy, but marriage is a lot of responsibility.","yes, you have to take care of your wife."
+"yes, you have to take care of your wife.","and i have to take care of our children."
+"and i have to take care of our children.","are you going to start a family?"
+"are you going to start a family?","yes. we want to have a little boy and a little girl."
+"yes. we want to have a little boy and a little girl.","that sounds wonderful."
+"that sounds wonderful.","except we can't afford it!"
+"except we can't afford it!","no wonder you're worried."
+"i don't get art.","or artists."
+"or artists.","they're in a different world."
+"they're in a different world.","i saw a painting of a jar that was full of pencils."
+"i saw a painting of a jar that was full of pencils.","the artist said the jar was both full and empty."
+"the artist said the jar was both full and empty.","but it was full of pencils! how could he say it was empty?"
+"but it was full of pencils! how could he say it was empty?","artists see things differently."
+"artists see things differently.","did you ever see anything that picasso painted?"
+"did you ever see anything that picasso painted?","of course! he's world famous."
+"of course! he's world famous.","did he ever take art lessons?"
+"did he ever take art lessons?","i can't believe it. i drew paintings like that in third grade."
+"i can't believe it. i drew paintings like that in third grade.","where are they? maybe they are worth millions."
+"what's the point?","the point of what?"
+"the point of what?","of living."
+"of living.","who knows? you live, and then you die."
+"who knows? you live, and then you die.","we must be here for some reason."
+"we must be here for some reason.","maybe we're here to have fun."
+"maybe we're here to have fun.","then why aren't i having fun?"
+"then why aren't i having fun?","because you're thinking too much."
+"because you're thinking too much.","so i should stop thinking?"
+"so i should stop thinking?","stop thinking about what the point is."
+"stop thinking about what the point is.","okay. i'll start thinking about having some fun."
+"okay. i'll start thinking about having some fun.","just be patient. fun doesn't come along every five minutes."
+"beer is a powerful drug.","so are cigarettes."
+"so are cigarettes.","which would you prefer?"
+"which would you prefer?","what do you mean?"
+"what do you mean?","when you die and go to heaven, they will offer you beer or cigarettes."
+"when you die and go to heaven, they will offer you beer or cigarettes.","i could pick only one or the other?"
+"i could pick only one or the other?","yes. nothing's perfect, not even in heaven."
+"yes. nothing's perfect, not even in heaven.","boy, that's a tough one."
+"boy, that's a tough one.","what's so tough about it? of course, i would pick cigarettes."
+"what's so tough about it? of course, i would pick cigarettes.","but cigarettes taste much better when you have a cold beer."
+"but cigarettes taste much better when you have a cold beer.","well, you can't have everything."
+"well, you can't have everything.","i don't think i want to go to your heaven."
+"my pants have a hole in the front pocket.","you shouldn't carry pens in your pocket."
+"you shouldn't carry pens in your pocket.","yesterday a pen fell through my pants onto my shoe."
+"yesterday a pen fell through my pants onto my shoe.","lucky for you it wasn't a sharp knife."
+"lucky for you it wasn't a sharp knife.","who carries a sharp knife in their pocket?"
+"who carries a sharp knife in their pocket?","criminals, of course."
+"criminals, of course.","anyway, i have to fix the hole."
+"anyway, i have to fix the hole.","you can sew it up or use an iron-on patch."
+"you can sew it up or use an iron-on patch.","tell me about this patch."
+"tell me about this patch.","the patch has glue. the hot iron melts the glue so the patch sticks on."
+"the patch has glue. the hot iron melts the glue so the patch sticks on.","that sounds a lot easier than sewing."
+"that sounds a lot easier than sewing.","it is. but after about ten washings, the glue washes off."
+"do you know any good jokes?","i can't remember jokes."
+"i can't remember jokes.","neither can i."
+"neither can i.","they go in one ear and out the other."
+"they go in one ear and out the other.","who makes up all these jokes?"
+"who makes up all these jokes?","who knows? but there must be a hundred new ones every day."
+"who knows? but there must be a hundred new ones every day.","yes, just in english alone."
+"yes, just in english alone.","i wonder if every language has jokes."
+"i wonder if every language has jokes.","of course! people everywhere like good jokes."
+"of course! people everywhere like good jokes.","what do you think people joke about the most?"
+"what do you think people joke about the most?","i think most jokes are about women."
+"i think most jokes are about women.","oh, really? i think most jokes are about men!"
+"you're very lucky.","why do you say that?"
+"why do you say that?","you speak two languages."
+"you speak two languages.","well, my english isn't perfect."
+"well, my english isn't perfect.","no one speaks perfect english."
+"no one speaks perfect english.","maybe i will be the first!"
+"maybe i will be the first!","i've been thinking about learning spanish."
+"i've been thinking about learning spanish.","spanish is easy. i'll be happy to teach you."
+"spanish is easy. i'll be happy to teach you.","how long will it take me to learn?"
+"how long will it take me to learn?","i think it will only take you a year or two."
+"i think it will only take you a year or two.","how soon can we begin?"
+"how soon can we begin?","ahora! that means right now."
+"do you know what today is?","yes, it's april 22."
+"yes, it's april 22.","it's more than just a date."
+"it's more than just a date.","is it your birthday or anniversary?"
+"is it your birthday or anniversary?","no, it's earth day."
+"no, it's earth day.","what's that?"
+"what's that?","it's a yearly reminder to take care of our planet."
+"it's a yearly reminder to take care of our planet.","oh, you mean like reuse things and recycle stuff?"
+"oh, you mean like reuse things and recycle stuff?","yes. we need to think green, save water, and stop using plastic bags."
+"yes. we need to think green, save water, and stop using plastic bags.","how about if i take shorter showers?"
+"how about if i take shorter showers?","that's a good idea, because showers waste a lot of water."
+"that's a good idea, because showers waste a lot of water.","from now on i'll spend only 20 minutes in the shower."
+"poetry sucks.","i don't know anyone who likes it."
+"i don't know anyone who likes it.","some of it is okay, i guess."
+"some of it is okay, i guess.","yes, the poems that rhyme and are easy to remember."
+"yes, the poems that rhyme and are easy to remember.","like "one, two, buckle my shoe.""
+"like "one, two, buckle my shoe."","but people still write poems."
+"but people still write poems.","no one makes any money at it."
+"no one makes any money at it.","shakespeare was a poet."
+"shakespeare was a poet.","did he get rich from his poetry?"
+"did he get rich from his poetry?","probably not."
+"probably not.","poems are a little bit like songs."
+"poems are a little bit like songs.","yes, but songs have music. without music, songs would suck, too."
+"how smart are you?","i don't know. i think i'm average."
+"i don't know. i think i'm average.","did you ever take an iq test?"
+"did you ever take an iq test?","no, i never did. all i know is that i got a's and b's in school."
+"no, i never did. all i know is that i got a's and b's in school.","i wish i was really smart."
+"i wish i was really smart.","don't be ridiculous."
+"don't be ridiculous.","what do you mean?"
+"what do you mean?","if you're going to make a wish, wish that you were really rich or famous."
+"if you're going to make a wish, wish that you were really rich or famous.","don't you ever wonder what it's like to be super-smart?"
+"don't you ever wonder what it's like to be super-smart?","it must be very lonely."
+"it must be very lonely.","why's that?"
+"why's that?","because if you're super-smart, no one understands what you're saying."
+"i missed the tv news last night. what was on?","nothing that would pass as news."
+"nothing that would pass as news.","what's the weather going to be like this weekend?"
+"what's the weather going to be like this weekend?","i don't know. whenever the weather comes on, i switch channels."
+"i don't know. whenever the weather comes on, i switch channels.","what was the lead story on the news?"
+"what was the lead story on the news?","some actress was in court for driving without a license."
+"some actress was in court for driving without a license.","what was the second story?"
+"what was the second story?","some actor married a woman young enough to be his daughter."
+"some actor married a woman young enough to be his daughter.","what was the third story?"
+"what was the third story?","a bull chased a man in a supermarket."
+"a bull chased a man in a supermarket.","wasn't there anything about octo-mom?"
+"wasn't there anything about octo-mom?","of course. she's going to hire a nanny for her eight infants."
+"what are you going to do about your death?","well, mostly i'll try to avoid it."
+"well, mostly i'll try to avoid it.","i mean, are you going to get buried or cremated?"
+"i mean, are you going to get buried or cremated?","my wife and i will be cremated."
+"my wife and i will be cremated.","are you going to be buried next to each other?"
+"are you going to be buried next to each other?","oh, no. our ashes will be shaken into the ocean."
+"oh, no. our ashes will be shaken into the ocean.","you're not going to be buried?"
+"you're not going to be buried?","a coffin costs too much and takes up too much space."
+"a coffin costs too much and takes up too much space.","yes, but it will be in a cemetery where your children can visit you."
+"yes, but it will be in a cemetery where your children can visit you.","children seldom visit their parents in a cemetery."
+"children seldom visit their parents in a cemetery.","that's true. a cemetery is for dead people, not living people."
+"that's true. a cemetery is for dead people, not living people.","we figure our kids can visit us whenever they go to the beach."
+"did you wipe your feet? ","yes, of course i wiped my feet."
+"yes, of course i wiped my feet.","then why is there mud on the carpet?"
+"then why is there mud on the carpet?","i don't know. it's not my mud."
+"i don't know. it's not my mud.","well, someone brought it into the house."
+"well, someone brought it into the house.","look at the bottom of my shoes—they're clean."
+"look at the bottom of my shoes—they're clean.","of course they're clean. you left all the mud on the carpet."
+"of course they're clean. you left all the mud on the carpet.","okay, i'll get the vacuum cleaner."
+"okay, i'll get the vacuum cleaner.","don't vacuum it now."
+"don't vacuum it now.","don't you want me to clean up the mud?"
+"don't you want me to clean up the mud?","wait till it dries. it will be easier to vacuum."
+"wait till it dries. it will be easier to vacuum.","next time i will be more careful."
+"what are you getting for your mom?","what are you talking about?"
+"what are you talking about?","sunday is mother's day."
+"sunday is mother's day.","this sunday?"
+"this sunday?","of course. it's all over the news."
+"of course. it's all over the news.","i thought it was next sunday."
+"i thought it was next sunday.","well, you'd better get her something."
+"well, you'd better get her something.","i'll get her a nice card."
+"i'll get her a nice card.","is that it?"
+"is that it?","yes. that's all i ever give her."
+"yes. that's all i ever give her.","she raised you, and all you ever give her is a card?"
+"she raised you, and all you ever give her is a card?","it's okay. she knows that i love her."
+"i don't like our flag.","what's the matter with it?"
+"what's the matter with it?","it's too much like other flags."
+"it's too much like other flags.","yes, a lot of flags have stripes."
+"yes, a lot of flags have stripes.","a flag should be pretty."
+"a flag should be pretty.","what should our flag look like?"
+"what should our flag look like?","it should have a pretty woman on it."
+"it should have a pretty woman on it.","that's ridiculous!"
+"that's ridiculous!","you don't like pretty women?"
+"you don't like pretty women?","of course i do. but not on our flag!"
+"of course i do. but not on our flag!","every nation should have a pretty woman on their flag."
+"every nation should have a pretty woman on their flag.","you can't go to war carrying a flag with a woman on it!"
+"i had a busy morning.","what did you do?"
+"what did you do?","i watered all the plants."
+"i watered all the plants.","you have a lot of plants."
+"you have a lot of plants.","then i did my laundry."
+"then i did my laundry.","that takes some time."
+"that takes some time.","i took the dog for a walk."
+"i took the dog for a walk.","i'll bet he enjoyed his walk."
+"i'll bet he enjoyed his walk.","i vacuumed the entire house."
+"i vacuumed the entire house.","that's a lot of work."
+"that's a lot of work.","and then i made lunch."
+"and then i made lunch.","i'll bet you were hungry!"
+"i don't have long distance service with my home phone.","so how do you make long distance calls?"
+"so how do you make long distance calls?","i use a calling card."
+"i use a calling card.","where do you get that?"
+"where do you get that?","i buy it at the dollar store."
+"i buy it at the dollar store.","how much is it?"
+"how much is it?","it's one dollar for 100 minutes."
+"it's one dollar for 100 minutes.","that's only a penny a minute!"
+"that's only a penny a minute!","it's a great price. but you have to dial a lot of numbers."
+"it's a great price. but you have to dial a lot of numbers.","how many?"
+"how many?","first you dial seven numbers, then ten numbers, then ten more numbers."
+"first you dial seven numbers, then ten numbers, then ten more numbers.","yikes. i think i'll keep my long distance service."
+"do you go to college?","yes, i do."
+"yes, i do.","what college do you go to?"
+"what college do you go to?","i go to pasadena city college."
+"i go to pasadena city college.","do you like it?"
+"do you like it?","oh, yes, i really like it."
+"oh, yes, i really like it.","why do you like it?"
+"why do you like it?","because it has great teachers."
+"because it has great teachers.","what else?"
+"what else?","i like all my classmates, too."
+"i like all my classmates, too.","anything else?"
+"anything else?","yes. it's not expensive!"
+"i lost my new pen.","where did you lose it?"
+"where did you lose it?","i don't know."
+"i don't know.","when did you lose it?"
+"when did you lose it?","i think i lost it today. i used it yesterday."
+"i think i lost it today. i used it yesterday.","did you check all your pockets?"
+"did you check all your pockets?","i checked all my pockets."
+"i checked all my pockets.","did you look in your desk?"
+"did you look in your desk?","yes. it isn't there, either."
+"yes. it isn't there, either.","it's probably around somewhere."
+"it's probably around somewhere.","oh, well, it only cost me a dollar."
+"oh, well, it only cost me a dollar.","only a dollar? don't even look for it."
+"gravity is very important.","what is gravity?"
+"what is gravity?","it's the force that pulls everything down."
+"it's the force that pulls everything down.","i don't understand."
+"i don't understand.","if you pour water into a glass, the water goes down into the glass."
+"if you pour water into a glass, the water goes down into the glass.","of course it does."
+"of course it does.","without gravity, the water would go up."
+"without gravity, the water would go up.","you're joking."
+"you're joking.","without gravity, you would go up."
+"without gravity, you would go up.","what do you mean?"
+"what do you mean?","you would float into the sky like a balloon."
+"you would float into the sky like a balloon.","that would be fun!"
+"i can't read my book.","turn on the light."
+"turn on the light.","the light is on."
+"the light is on.","open the book."
+"open the book.","the book is open."
+"the book is open.","see an eye doctor."
+"see an eye doctor.","that's what i need to do."
+"that's what i need to do.","he'll give you a prescription for glasses."
+"he'll give you a prescription for glasses.","i'll make an appointment tomorrow."
+"i'll make an appointment tomorrow.","i'll get the yellow pages for an eye doctor."
+"i'll get the yellow pages for an eye doctor.","read the phone number to me."
+"read the phone number to me.","i'll read it very loud, in case your hearing is getting bad, too."
+"what do you need for school?","i need pencils."
+"i need pencils.","anything else?"
+"anything else?","i need a notebook."
+"i need a notebook.","do you need a pen?"
+"do you need a pen?","no. i already have a pen."
+"no. i already have a pen.","do you need a calculator?"
+"do you need a calculator?","no. the teacher doesn't permit calculators."
+"no. the teacher doesn't permit calculators.","how about a dictionary?"
+"how about a dictionary?","no, we have a big dictionary in the classroom."
+"no, we have a big dictionary in the classroom.","well, i guess that's it."
+"well, i guess that's it.","yes, that's all i need for now."
+"i like this magazine.","so do i."
+"so do i.","i read it once, and i subscribed."
+"i read it once, and i subscribed.","it gives you all the news."
+"it gives you all the news.","all the news in only 50 pages."
+"all the news in only 50 pages.","i like the political cartoons."
+"i like the political cartoons.","i like the beautiful photos of the houses for sale."
+"i like the beautiful photos of the houses for sale.","i always read the film reviews."
+"i always read the film reviews.","i never miss the food and drink section."
+"i never miss the food and drink section.","i gave a subscription to my parents."
+"i gave a subscription to my parents.","me too. they canceled their other news magazines."
+"me too. they canceled their other news magazines.","so did mine!"
+"my pen is out of ink.","shake it a couple of times."
+"shake it a couple of times.","i shook it. there is no more ink."
+"i shook it. there is no more ink.","you can borrow mine."
+"you can borrow mine.","thank you. i'll buy a new one tomorrow."
+"thank you. i'll buy a new one tomorrow.","what were you doing?"
+"what were you doing?","i was writing a letter."
+"i was writing a letter.","who were you writing to?"
+"who were you writing to?","it's to my mom."
+"it's to my mom.","tell her i said hello."
+"tell her i said hello.","okay. i'll return your pen when i'm done."
+"okay. i'll return your pen when i'm done.","take your time."
+"have you done your homework?","not yet."
+"not yet.","then why are you watching tv?"
+"then why are you watching tv?","this is my favorite show."
+"this is my favorite show.","go do your homework."
+"go do your homework.","but, mom!"
+"but, mom!","you can watch tv after you do your homework."
+"you can watch tv after you do your homework.","but the show will be over."
+"but the show will be over.","there will be another show next week."
+"there will be another show next week.","please?"
+"please?","you know the rules."
+"you know the rules.","i hate the rules! i can't wait till i grow up."
+"i can't wait until i graduate.","me too."
+"me too.","no more homework."
+"no more homework.","i hate homework."
+"i hate homework.","are you going to college?"
+"are you going to college?","i can't afford it."
+"i can't afford it.","me neither."
+"me neither.","so what are you going to do?"
+"so what are you going to do?","i'm joining the army."
+"i'm joining the army.","you're kidding. you might get killed."
+"you're kidding. you might get killed.","i don't think so. after i finish, i'll have enough money to go to college."
+"i don't think so. after i finish, i'll have enough money to go to college.","that's not a bad idea."
+"what is your major?","english."
+"english.","what are you going to do with an english major?"
+"what are you going to do with an english major?","i'm going to be a teacher."
+"i'm going to be a teacher.","high school or middle school?"
+"high school or middle school?","high school."
+"high school.","i teach high school english."
+"i teach high school english.","i didn't know that."
+"i didn't know that.","i started teaching five years ago."
+"i started teaching five years ago.","how do you like it?"
+"how do you like it?","do you see all this gray hair? it was totally black five years ago."
+"do you see all this gray hair? it was totally black five years ago.","maybe i'll teach middle school."
+"parking at school is impossible.","i'll say."
+"i'll say.","i drove around for half an hour."
+"i drove around for half an hour.","did you find a spot?"
+"did you find a spot?","i found a spot, but someone cut in and took it from me."
+"i found a spot, but someone cut in and took it from me.","did you yell at them?"
+"did you yell at them?","yes, i did."
+"yes, i did.","and?"
+"and?","and he yelled back at me."
+"and he yelled back at me.","how rude."
+"how rude.","but i got lucky a few minutes later."
+"but i got lucky a few minutes later.","you have to be lucky to find a parking space."
+"this is a huge library.","yes, it has lots of rooms and lots of space."
+"yes, it has lots of rooms and lots of space.","and lots of books."
+"and lots of books.","and lots of thieves."
+"and lots of thieves.","what do you mean?"
+"what do you mean?","i mean, keep your belongings close to you."
+"i mean, keep your belongings close to you.","the only thing in my backpack is used books."
+"the only thing in my backpack is used books.","but thieves don't know that."
+"but thieves don't know that.","they might think that i've got an ipod or laptop in there."
+"they might think that i've got an ipod or laptop in there.","now you're thinking."
+"now you're thinking.","you'd think a library would be safe from thieves."
+"you'd think a library would be safe from thieves.","not even a church is safe from thieves."
+"how good is your math?","i can add two and two."
+"i can add two and two.","so you're not very good at math?"
+"so you're not very good at math?","i'm terrible at math."
+"i'm terrible at math.","well, i need some help."
+"well, i need some help.","with what?"
+"with what?","i'm taking a math course in school."
+"i'm taking a math course in school.","well, you should ask your teacher or your classmates for help."
+"well, you should ask your teacher or your classmates for help.","i can't do that."
+"i can't do that.","why not?"
+"why not?","they might think i'm stupid."
+"they might think i'm stupid.","they're not going to think that! they'll be glad to help you."
+"do you believe in god?","of course."
+"of course.","do you pray to god?"
+"do you pray to god?","occasionally."
+"occasionally.","when's that?"
+"when's that?","when i need something."
+"when i need something.","like what?"
+"like what?","well, if i have a big test at school."
+"well, if i have a big test at school.","does god answer your prayers?"
+"does god answer your prayers?","yes, i've passed all my tests."
+"yes, i've passed all my tests.","do you ever pray for money?"
+"do you ever pray for money?","not yet. i won't need to do that until i graduate from high school."
+"the cops finally found the husband.","what husband?"
+"what husband?","the husband of the driver who ran over two college students at 3 a.m."
+"the husband of the driver who ran over two college students at 3 a.m.","oh, yeah. the girl died instantly, and the boy is still in the hospital."
+"oh, yeah. the girl died instantly, and the boy is still in the hospital.","the husband said he tried to help the boy."
+"the husband said he tried to help the boy.","yes, he pushed him off the hood of the car."
+"yes, he pushed him off the hood of the car.","no, he said he gently placed the boy on the street."
+"no, he said he gently placed the boy on the street.","so what? they still drove off."
+"so what? they still drove off.","the husband said a fire department was nearby."
+"the husband said a fire department was nearby.","so what? did he dial 911?"
+"so what? did he dial 911?","he said he was thinking about it, but he didn't get around to it."
+"he said he was thinking about it, but he didn't get around to it.","he didn't get around to turning himself in, either."
+"i don't like riding the bus.","why not?"
+"why not?","the seats and windows are dirty."
+"the seats and windows are dirty.","don't they clean the bus every night?"
+"don't they clean the bus every night?","i think they do."
+"i think they do.","you should bring some wipes with you."
+"you should bring some wipes with you.","that's a good idea."
+"that's a good idea.","then you can wipe your seat and window."
+"then you can wipe your seat and window.","people will think i'm strange."
+"people will think i'm strange.","who cares? everyone is strange."
+"who cares? everyone is strange.","that's for sure."
+"that's for sure.","don't worry about what people think."
+"i don't like riding the bus.","why not?"
+"why not?","number one, it's too slow."
+"number one, it's too slow.","you're right. a car is faster."
+"you're right. a car is faster.","number two, it's usually late."
+"number two, it's usually late.","you're right. the buses are never on time."
+"you're right. the buses are never on time.","number three, it doesn't run 24 hours."
+"number three, it doesn't run 24 hours.","you're right. buses don't run late at night."
+"you're right. buses don't run late at night.","number four, it's too crowded."
+"number four, it's too crowded.","you're right. you have to stand in the aisle."
+"you're right. you have to stand in the aisle.","number five, it's unsafe."
+"number five, it's unsafe.","you're right. bad guys might rob you."
+"we had a problem at school.","what was the problem?"
+"what was the problem?","someone cut the tires."
+"someone cut the tires.","what tires?"
+"what tires?","the tires on the cars."
+"the tires on the cars.","where were the cars?"
+"where were the cars?","they were in the student parking lot."
+"they were in the student parking lot.","how many tires were cut?"
+"how many tires were cut?","one or two tires were cut on each car."
+"one or two tires were cut on each car.","how many cars?"
+"how many cars?","eleven cars."
+"eleven cars.","that's terrible. i hope they catch the person."
+"life isn't fair.","it sure isn't."
+"it sure isn't.","i got a ticket yesterday."
+"i got a ticket yesterday.","what for?"
+"what for?","i was crossing the street."
+"i was crossing the street.","were you in a crosswalk?"
+"were you in a crosswalk?","yes, but the red hand was blinking."
+"yes, but the red hand was blinking.","so? that's a ticket?"
+"so? that's a ticket?","yes, it's a $140 ticket."
+"yes, it's a $140 ticket.","that's not right!"
+"that's not right!","when i started to cross the street, the white walk sign was blinking."
+"when i started to cross the street, the white walk sign was blinking.","you need to walk faster."
+"you're driving too fast.","why do you say that?"
+"why do you say that?","the speed limit is 65."
+"the speed limit is 65.","i know that."
+"i know that.","but you're doing 75."
+"but you're doing 75.","so is everyone else."
+"so is everyone else.","but a cop might stop you."
+"but a cop might stop you.","no, he won't. some cars are doing 85."
+"no, he won't. some cars are doing 85.","so the cop will stop those cars?"
+"so the cop will stop those cars?","of course. he stops the fastest cars."
+"of course. he stops the fastest cars.","my friend got a ticket for doing 75."
+"my friend got a ticket for doing 75.","your friend was unlucky."
+"remember to put air in your tires.","how often do i have to do that?"
+"how often do i have to do that?","once every two months."
+"once every two months.","that's a lot."
+"that's a lot.","what do you mean?"
+"what do you mean?","that's six times a year!"
+"that's six times a year!","yes, and it takes about five minutes each time."
+"yes, and it takes about five minutes each time.","i'll try."
+"i'll try.","check your tires or you'll get a flat."
+"check your tires or you'll get a flat.","oh. that's not good."
+"oh. that's not good.","no, it isn't. a flat costs you time and money."
+"no, it isn't. a flat costs you time and money.","and i don't have either."
+"you're driving too fast.","i'm in a hurry."
+"i'm in a hurry.","don't ever be in a hurry."
+"don't ever be in a hurry.","it's not my fault. you didn't wake me up."
+"it's not my fault. you didn't wake me up.","that's not my fault. you didn't tell me to wake you up."
+"that's not my fault. you didn't tell me to wake you up.","well, i meant to."
+"well, i meant to.","don't ever be in a hurry when you're driving."
+"don't ever be in a hurry when you're driving.","why not?"
+"why not?","because you'll have an accident. most accidents are because people are in a hurry."
+"because you'll have an accident. most accidents are because people are in a hurry.","how do you know that?"
+"how do you know that?","i read a lot."
+"i read a lot.","i thought drunks caused most accidents."
+"let's go for a ride.","where are we going?"
+"where are we going?","into the mountains."
+"into the mountains.","that sounds nice."
+"that sounds nice.","i want to show you my new car."
+"i want to show you my new car.","you bought a new car?"
+"you bought a new car?","yes. i bought a cadillac."
+"yes. i bought a cadillac.","a luxury car."
+"a luxury car.","luxury plus speed."
+"luxury plus speed.","what are we waiting for?"
+"what are we waiting for?","let me get the keys."
+"let me get the keys.","let me get my camera."
+"i have to go to the bathroom.","why didn't you go before we left?"
+"why didn't you go before we left?","i did, but i have to go again."
+"i did, but i have to go again.","well, hold on a little longer."
+"well, hold on a little longer.","i think i'm going to explode."
+"i think i'm going to explode.","just hold on."
+"just hold on.","oh! don't hit any more bumps!"
+"oh! don't hit any more bumps!","we'll be at mcdonald's in just a few minutes."
+"we'll be at mcdonald's in just a few minutes.","i hope they are fast minutes."
+"i hope they are fast minutes.","think about something else. think about a hamburger."
+"think about something else. think about a hamburger.","i'm thinking, but i still have to go."
+"i'm thinking, but i still have to go.","it's the next exit. hold on!"
+"where's the car?","what do you mean?"
+"what do you mean?","the car isn't here."
+"the car isn't here.","where did you park it?"
+"where did you park it?","i parked it right here."
+"i parked it right here.","are you sure?"
+"are you sure?","yes. i remember this big tree."
+"yes. i remember this big tree.","maybe it's the wrong tree."
+"maybe it's the wrong tree.","no, this is the tree."
+"no, this is the tree.","did someone steal it?"
+"did someone steal it?","i sure hope not."
+"i sure hope not.","maybe they towed it away."
+"look at this traffic.","i'd rather not."
+"i'd rather not.","it gets worse every year."
+"it gets worse every year.","why are you complaining? we're going almost 20 miles an hour."
+"why are you complaining? we're going almost 20 miles an hour.","the speed limit is 65!"
+"the speed limit is 65!","well, that's between 2:00 and 4:00 a.m."
+"well, that's between 2:00 and 4:00 a.m.","where are all these people going?"
+"where are all these people going?","they're all asking the same question."
+"they're all asking the same question.","when are they going to fix this problem?"
+"when are they going to fix this problem?","they said they need more money."
+"they said they need more money.","they always need more money."
+"they always need more money.","it'll get worse before it gets better."
+"did you see that car?","yes, he went through the red light."
+"yes, he went through the red light.","can we call the police?"
+"can we call the police?","no, the police don't care."
+"no, the police don't care.","why not?"
+"why not?","they have to see it happen."
+"they have to see it happen.","they don't believe us?"
+"they don't believe us?","no. they can only give a ticket if they see it happen."
+"no. they can only give a ticket if they see it happen.","so, what do we do?"
+"so, what do we do?","we don't do anything."
+"we don't do anything.","maybe we should honk the horn next time."
+"maybe we should honk the horn next time.","the driver will just honk back at us."
+"my car is dirty.","why don't you wash it?"
+"why don't you wash it?","that's what i'm going to do."
+"that's what i'm going to do.","are you going to wash it yourself?"
+"are you going to wash it yourself?","of course. it's not a hard job."
+"of course. it's not a hard job.","i'll help you."
+"i'll help you.","okay, i'll get a bucket."
+"okay, i'll get a bucket.","i'll rinse the car first."
+"i'll rinse the car first.","then we can scrub it with a wet sponge and soap."
+"then we can scrub it with a wet sponge and soap.","after that, we can dry it with a towel."
+"after that, we can dry it with a towel.","then it will look like new"
+"then it will look like new","and you save $10."
+"it sure is windy today.","paper is flying everywhere."
+"paper is flying everywhere.","this wind is dangerous for drivers."
+"this wind is dangerous for drivers.","especially for drivers of big trucks."
+"especially for drivers of big trucks.","the wind blows those trucks over."
+"the wind blows those trucks over.","it blows trees over, too."
+"it blows trees over, too.","a tree fell onto my dad's car."
+"a tree fell onto my dad's car.","was there much damage?"
+"was there much damage?","my dad had to buy a new car."
+"my dad had to buy a new car.","wow! that's terrible."
+"wow! that's terrible.","never park your car under a tree."
+"never park your car under a tree.","the wind will get you, or the birds will get you."
+"when are we going to stop?","we'll stop at the next mcdonald's."
+"we'll stop at the next mcdonald's.","how far away is that?"
+"how far away is that?","i think we'll be there in half an hour."
+"i think we'll be there in half an hour.","i hope so. i have to go to the bathroom."
+"i hope so. i have to go to the bathroom.","well, i can always pull over."
+"well, i can always pull over.","no, thank you, i'll just wait."
+"no, thank you, i'll just wait.","we can kill two birds with one stone."
+"we can kill two birds with one stone.","what do you mean?"
+"what do you mean?","while you're using the bathroom, i'll order some food."
+"while you're using the bathroom, i'll order some food.","don't order for me. i'm not hungry."
+"don't order for me. i'm not hungry.","i'm very hungry. i'll order for you, and then i'll eat yours."
+"this is such a long light.","look how many cars are waiting in line."
+"look how many cars are waiting in line.","they need a left-turn arrow."
+"they need a left-turn arrow.","only two cars can make a left turn every three or four minutes."
+"only two cars can make a left turn every three or four minutes.","we'll be here forever."
+"we'll be here forever.","get out of this lane."
+"get out of this lane.","but we need to turn left."
+"but we need to turn left.","forget it. go straight."
+"forget it. go straight.","then what?"
+"then what?","then we'll just make a u-turn."
+"then we'll just make a u-turn.","and then we can turn right at the light."
+"and then we can turn right at the light.","good idea. it will be so much quicker."
+"i need a cheap car.","how much money do you have?"
+"how much money do you have?","$1,000."
+"$1,000.","well, that should get you something."
+"well, that should get you something.","but i need something that's reliable."
+"but i need something that's reliable.","you need a car with low mileage."
+"you need a car with low mileage.","a car that was owned by a little old lady."
+"a car that was owned by a little old lady.","where have you looked?"
+"where have you looked?","i haven't looked anywhere yet."
+"i haven't looked anywhere yet.","why not?"
+"why not?","because i'll never find one for such a low price."
+"because i'll never find one for such a low price.","you're right about that. keep saving your money."
+"good afternoon, officer.","your driver's license and registration, please."
+"your driver's license and registration, please.","here you go."
+"here you go.","do you know why i pulled you over?"
+"do you know why i pulled you over?","i have no idea. all of a sudden i heard your siren."
+"i have no idea. all of a sudden i heard your siren.","you rolled through that stop sign back there."
+"you rolled through that stop sign back there.","but i stopped!"
+"but i stopped!","no, you didn't. you slowed down, but you didn't come to a full stop."
+"no, you didn't. you slowed down, but you didn't come to a full stop.","well, nobody else does, so why should i?"
+"well, nobody else does, so why should i?","that's not the attitude of a good driver."
+"that's not the attitude of a good driver.","but i am a good driver. i've never had a ticket in my life."
+"but i am a good driver. i've never had a ticket in my life.","well, you've got one now. here. have a nice day."
+"$140. i can't believe it.","what are you talking about?"
+"what are you talking about?","i got a ticket downtown for $140."
+"i got a ticket downtown for $140.","were you speeding?"
+"were you speeding?","no, i was crossing the street."
+"no, i was crossing the street.","were you jaywalking?"
+"were you jaywalking?","no, i was in the crosswalk."
+"no, i was in the crosswalk.","so why did you get a ticket?"
+"so why did you get a ticket?","the officer said the red hand was blinking."
+"the officer said the red hand was blinking.","was it blinking when you entered the crosswalk?"
+"was it blinking when you entered the crosswalk?","no, the white walk sign was blinking."
+"no, the white walk sign was blinking.","you should fight that ticket. i'll be your witness."
+"they were in a crosswalk near school at 3 a.m.","who?"
+"who?","two students from usc."
+"two students from usc.","what happened?"
+"what happened?","a speeding car ran a red light, killing the girl."
+"a speeding car ran a red light, killing the girl.","what happened to the other student?"
+"what happened to the other student?","he landed on the hood of the car."
+"he landed on the hood of the car.","did he get off the hood?"
+"did he get off the hood?","no, the car stopped and the passenger pushed the injured student off the hood."
+"no, the car stopped and the passenger pushed the injured student off the hood.","i'll bet the car continued on its way."
+"i'll bet the car continued on its way.","of course it did. why stop after you've run over two people?"
+"of course it did. why stop after you've run over two people?","i hope they find them and put them in jail for life."
+"what happened to your car?","i got a dent in the parking lot."
+"i got a dent in the parking lot.","how did you get it?"
+"how did you get it?","i don't know. maybe it was from a shopping cart."
+"i don't know. maybe it was from a shopping cart.","those shopping carts are dangerous."
+"those shopping carts are dangerous.","especially the metal ones."
+"especially the metal ones.","i don't park at a store that uses metal shopping carts."
+"i don't park at a store that uses metal shopping carts.","that's a good idea, but there was a good sale at this store."
+"that's a good idea, but there was a good sale at this store.","did you save any money on the sale?"
+"did you save any money on the sale?","yes, i did. i saved about $50."
+"yes, i did. i saved about $50.","that's great."
+"that's great.","yes, except this dent will cost about $150."
+"did you see "titanic"?","yes. it is a great movie."
+"yes. it is a great movie.","i saw it twelve times."
+"i saw it twelve times.","i saw it eight times."
+"i saw it eight times.","i have the dvd."
+"i have the dvd.","so do i."
+"so do i.","let's go to your home."
+"let's go to your home.","we can watch my dvd."
+"we can watch my dvd.","and then we can go to my home."
+"and then we can go to my home.","and watch your dvd."
+"and watch your dvd.","i always cry at the end."
+"i always cry at the end.","me too. it's so sad."
+"let's play cards.","i don't know any card games."
+"i don't know any card games.","i'll teach you one."
+"i'll teach you one.","okay. what will you teach me?"
+"okay. what will you teach me?","it's called poker."
+"it's called poker.","is it easy to learn?"
+"is it easy to learn?","yes, it will only take about 30 minutes."
+"yes, it will only take about 30 minutes.","okay. teach me how to play."
+"okay. teach me how to play.","we each get five cards."
+"we each get five cards.","oh, look. i have four tens."
+"oh, look. i have four tens.","that's great, but you're not supposed to tell me."
+"that's great, but you're not supposed to tell me.","oh. sorry. okay, i don't have four tens."
+"i'm a good card player.","why is that?"
+"why is that?","because i watch the other players."
+"because i watch the other players.","what do you mean?"
+"what do you mean?","people will tell you if they have a good hand."
+"people will tell you if they have a good hand.","how do they do that?"
+"how do they do that?","for example, a friend of mine licks his lips."
+"for example, a friend of mine licks his lips.","when he licks his lips, you know he has a good hand?"
+"when he licks his lips, you know he has a good hand?","i know he has a good hand, so i don't bet."
+"i know he has a good hand, so i don't bet.","he never wins your money?"
+"he never wins your money?","nope, and it drives him crazy."
+"nope, and it drives him crazy.","he knows you can't read his mind. maybe he thinks you're cheating."
+"turn the radio down, please.","but i'm listening to it."
+"but i'm listening to it.","well, listen to it more quietly."
+"well, listen to it more quietly.","i can't wait till i grow up."
+"i can't wait till i grow up.","what will you do?"
+"what will you do?","i will play the radio as loud as i want."
+"i will play the radio as loud as i want.","that's okay with me."
+"that's okay with me.","i will have a radio in every room of my house."
+"i will have a radio in every room of my house.","remind me to never visit you."
+"remind me to never visit you.","all the radios will be on extra loud."
+"all the radios will be on extra loud.","your neighbors will hate you."
+"your neighbors will hate you.","if they don't like it, they can move."
+"i hope i win the lotto.","your chances are very small."
+"your chances are very small.","but you can't win if you don't play."
+"but you can't win if you don't play.","ha! you can't win if you do play."
+"ha! you can't win if you do play.","someone has to win."
+"someone has to win.","that's what everyone says."
+"that's what everyone says.","it might as well be me."
+"it might as well be me.","that's what everyone says."
+"that's what everyone says.","you're trying to tell me something."
+"you're trying to tell me something.","that didn't take long."
+"that didn't take long.","you think i should quit playing."
+"you think i should quit playing.","save your money for school."
+"what's on tv?","nothing much."
+"nothing much.","what about the baseball game?"
+"what about the baseball game?","it got rained out."
+"it got rained out.","rained out?"
+"rained out?","yes, rained out."
+"yes, rained out.","how could that be?"
+"how could that be?","well, you can't play baseball in a rainstorm."
+"well, you can't play baseball in a rainstorm.","i thought they were playing under a dome."
+"i thought they were playing under a dome.","the dome doesn't close."
+"the dome doesn't close.","why doesn't it close?"
+"why doesn't it close?","who knows? they said they'll fix it before next season."
+"can i try your coffee?","sure. here you go."
+"sure. here you go.","hmm, that's not bad."
+"hmm, that's not bad.","there's nothing in it."
+"there's nothing in it.","what do you mean?"
+"what do you mean?","i mean, it's just coffee."
+"i mean, it's just coffee.","i figured that."
+"i figured that.","it's not too bitter for you?"
+"it's not too bitter for you?","it's a little bitter, but it's okay."
+"it's a little bitter, but it's okay.","there's no sugar or cream in it."
+"there's no sugar or cream in it.","no, it's a taste you have to get used to."
+"no, it's a taste you have to get used to.","sort of like beer."
+"let's take a walk.","what's the weather like?"
+"what's the weather like?","let me step outside and see."
+"let me step outside and see.","it's a little chilly, right?"
+"it's a little chilly, right?","yes, it is."
+"yes, it is.","i'll put on my cap."
+"i'll put on my cap.","wear a jacket, too."
+"wear a jacket, too.","i wonder if i should bring my gloves."
+"i wonder if i should bring my gloves.","maybe you should, just in case it gets colder."
+"maybe you should, just in case it gets colder.","i'll put a glove in each pocket."
+"i'll put a glove in each pocket.","we'll get warmer as we walk."
+"we'll get warmer as we walk.","yes, but it gets colder as the sun goes down."
+"look at the car chase on tv!","that driver is crazy."
+"that driver is crazy.","i can't believe he hasn't crashed."
+"i can't believe he hasn't crashed.","how fast is he going?"
+"how fast is he going?","they say he's going 80 miles per hour."
+"they say he's going 80 miles per hour.","he's going to kill someone."
+"he's going to kill someone.","look! he just hit that car."
+"look! he just hit that car.","oh, my goodness. no one is safe on the streets."
+"oh, my goodness. no one is safe on the streets.","now he's slowing down."
+"now he's slowing down.","maybe he ran out of gas."
+"maybe he ran out of gas.","look! he just got out of the car and started running."
+"look! he just got out of the car and started running.","i hope the police catch him."
+"tv news is so stupid.","they shouldn't even call it news."
+"they shouldn't even call it news.","last night they told us about a cat in a sofa."
+"last night they told us about a cat in a sofa.","yesterday they told us about a dog in a pipe."
+"yesterday they told us about a dog in a pipe.","last week they told us about a bear in a back yard."
+"last week they told us about a bear in a back yard.","last month they told us about a mouse in a restaurant."
+"last month they told us about a mouse in a restaurant.","the weatherman tells us the temperature in every town."
+"the weatherman tells us the temperature in every town.","the sports guy shows us players fighting."
+"the sports guy shows us players fighting.","they always tell us "what's next.""
+"they always tell us "what's next."","they always make "what's next" sound exciting, but it never is."
+"they always make "what's next" sound exciting, but it never is.","it's more like news for kids."
+"it's more like news for kids.","they should have kid reporters."
+"i love my computer.","computers are so cool."
+"computers are so cool.","i love to go online."
+"i love to go online.","the internet is amazing."
+"the internet is amazing.","you can travel all over the world."
+"you can travel all over the world.","i know. i went to china yesterday."
+"i know. i went to china yesterday.","what did you do?"
+"what did you do?","i stood on the great wall and looked all around."
+"i stood on the great wall and looked all around.","what was it like?"
+"what was it like?","it was like the real thing."
+"it was like the real thing.","it was like being there?"
+"it was like being there?","yes, i felt like i was actually there."
+"the beatles are the best.","they are the best musical group ever."
+"they are the best musical group ever.","i love all their songs."
+"i love all their songs.","i don't know which one i like the best."
+"i don't know which one i like the best.","i like the ones i can sing along with."
+"i like the ones i can sing along with.","so do i, like "she loves you.""
+"so do i, like "she loves you."",""she loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah!...""
+""she loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah!..."",""…and you know you should be glad!""
+""…and you know you should be glad!"","what a great song."
+"what a great song.","how about "let it be?""
+"how about "let it be?"","oh, yes! "let it be, let it be…""
+"oh, yes! "let it be, let it be…"",""…there will be an answer, let it be!""
+"let's go to a movie.","i'd rather not."
+"i'd rather not.","why not?"
+"why not?","you know i don't like crowds."
+"you know i don't like crowds.","let's go to an early movie."
+"let's go to an early movie.","okay, that won't be very crowded."
+"okay, that won't be very crowded.","what would you like to see?"
+"what would you like to see?","oh, i don't care. you're the one who wants to go out."
+"oh, i don't care. you're the one who wants to go out.","well, i want to see "the pursuit of happyness.""
+"well, i want to see "the pursuit of happyness."","what have you heard about it?"
+"what have you heard about it?","it's based on a true story about a divorced man and his young son."
+"it's based on a true story about a divorced man and his young son.","well, i hope it has a happy ending."
+"what's your favorite thing to do?","i like to watch people."
+"i like to watch people.","that's your favorite thing to do?"
+"that's your favorite thing to do?","well, it's one of them."
+"well, it's one of them.","where do you go to watch people?"
+"where do you go to watch people?","my girlfriend and i sit outside starbucks."
+"my girlfriend and i sit outside starbucks.","that sounds like a good spot."
+"that sounds like a good spot.","we watch people walk by with their dogs."
+"we watch people walk by with their dogs.","i guess you see lots of different dogs."
+"i guess you see lots of different dogs.","we don't even know what kind most of them are."
+"we don't even know what kind most of them are.","there are lots of different kinds, but they all have one thing in common."
+"there are lots of different kinds, but they all have one thing in common.","yes, they love to sniff each other when they meet."
+"they call him father dollar bill.","yes, he was on the tv news today."
+"yes, he was on the tv news today.","every easter sunday he gives away money."
+"every easter sunday he gives away money.","is it his money?"
+"is it his money?","no. movie stars give him money to give to homeless people."
+"no. movie stars give him money to give to homeless people.","how much money does he give away?"
+"how much money does he give away?","this year he gave away $15,000."
+"this year he gave away $15,000.","that's a lot of money."
+"that's a lot of money.","he gave $100 to people in wheelchairs."
+"he gave $100 to people in wheelchairs.","what about the other homeless people?"
+"what about the other homeless people?","they got $1 each."
+"they got $1 each.","people stood in line just to get one dollar?!"
+"old movies are the best.","even though they're in black and white."
+"even though they're in black and white.","a good story is more important than color."
+"a good story is more important than color.","actors didn't curse back then."
+"actors didn't curse back then.","and there was no violence."
+"and there was no violence.","people today don't like that."
+"people today don't like that.","no, today people like lots of action."
+"no, today people like lots of action.","i like a good story."
+"i like a good story.","i like to see actors who are like real people."
+"i like to see actors who are like real people.","like real people with real problems."
+"like real people with real problems.","they still make movies like that."
+"they still make movies like that.","yes, but they never make much money."
+"do you get pbs on tv?","yes, everybody gets the public broadcasting system."
+"yes, everybody gets the public broadcasting system.","it puts me to sleep."
+"it puts me to sleep.","tell me about it."
+"tell me about it.","a gardening show follows a knitting show."
+"a gardening show follows a knitting show.","a cooking show follows a sewing show."
+"a cooking show follows a sewing show.","a travel show follows another travel show."
+"a travel show follows another travel show.","i'll say! i've gone around the world a dozen times already!"
+"i'll say! i've gone around the world a dozen times already!","now they're adding old tv shows to the old movies."
+"now they're adding old tv shows to the old movies.","i sure would like to see something interesting for a change."
+"i sure would like to see something interesting for a change.","if more people donate money, pbs could offer new shows."
+"if more people donate money, pbs could offer new shows.","who wants to donate? public tv should be free."
+"i love to watch "judge judy."","is that a tv show?"
+"is that a tv show?","yes. it's on every afternoon."
+"yes. it's on every afternoon.","what's so good about it?"
+"what's so good about it?","they have interesting lawsuits."
+"they have interesting lawsuits.","such as?"
+"such as?","yesterday, a woman complained about a cell phone she bought on ebay."
+"yesterday, a woman complained about a cell phone she bought on ebay.","was something wrong with the phone?"
+"was something wrong with the phone?","it works only in canada."
+"it works only in canada.","did the seller know that?"
+"did the seller know that?","yes, and he didn't tell the buyer."
+"yes, and he didn't tell the buyer.","i hope judge judy made the seller take the phone back."
+"that woman is a very good singer.","yes, but she looks like a man."
+"yes, but she looks like a man.","what difference does it make?"
+"what difference does it make?","female singers are supposed to be pretty."
+"female singers are supposed to be pretty.","singers are supposed to sound good."
+"singers are supposed to sound good.","they should look good, too."
+"they should look good, too.","there are lots of ugly men singers."
+"there are lots of ugly men singers.","men singers don't have to look good."
+"men singers don't have to look good.","then neither do women singers."
+"then neither do women singers.","well, i would never buy her cd."
+"well, i would never buy her cd.","but you would buy her cd if she was pretty?"
+"but you would buy her cd if she was pretty?","yes. i would buy all of her cds."
+"all the tv stations are going to go digital.","yes, that will occur next month."
+"yes, that will occur next month.","most of them are already broadcasting in digital."
+"most of them are already broadcasting in digital.","the digital signal is very clear."
+"the digital signal is very clear.","oh, no, it isn't!"
+"oh, no, it isn't!","what do you mean?"
+"what do you mean?","i can't get a single channel."
+"i can't get a single channel.","do you have a digital tv?"
+"do you have a digital tv?","of course. but i don't have cable."
+"of course. but i don't have cable.","you don't need to have cable, but you do need a good antenna."
+"you don't need to have cable, but you do need a good antenna.","but i have rabbit ears."
+"but i have rabbit ears.","rabbit ears aren't strong enough. buy a digital antenna."
+"i've got a date for you.","oh, really?"
+"oh, really?","are you interested?"
+"are you interested?","maybe. what is she like?"
+"maybe. what is she like?","she's got a great personality."
+"she's got a great personality.","uh-oh. that means that she's fat and ugly."
+"uh-oh. that means that she's fat and ugly.","she's cute."
+"she's cute.","okay, so she's not ugly; she's just fat."
+"okay, so she's not ugly; she's just fat.","she weighs 98 pounds."
+"she weighs 98 pounds.","okay, she's not fat. so what's the problem with her?"
+"okay, she's not fat. so what's the problem with her?","who said there is a problem with her?"
+"who said there is a problem with her?","the problem is she has no problems—she's too good for me!"
+"i think you're very pretty.","thank you."
+"thank you.","would you have dinner with me?"
+"would you have dinner with me?","i would like to."
+"i would like to.","can i pick you up friday night?"
+"can i pick you up friday night?","what time?"
+"what time?","eight o'clock."
+"eight o'clock.","that sounds great."
+"that sounds great.","we'll go to a french restaurant."
+"we'll go to a french restaurant.","i've never been to a french restaurant."
+"i've never been to a french restaurant.","i think you'll love the food."
+"i think you'll love the food.","i'm not going to eat any snails!"
+"you have pretty eyes.","thank you. so do you."
+"thank you. so do you.","i wish my eyes were blue."
+"i wish my eyes were blue.","what's the matter with green eyes?"
+"what's the matter with green eyes?","nothing, except my favorite color is blue."
+"nothing, except my favorite color is blue.","maybe in your next life you'll have blue eyes."
+"maybe in your next life you'll have blue eyes.","but what if i'm a fish in my next life?"
+"but what if i'm a fish in my next life?","i think some fish have blue eyes."
+"i think some fish have blue eyes.","i hope i don't come back as a fish."
+"i hope i don't come back as a fish.","i hope i come back as a cat."
+"i hope i come back as a cat.","cats have beautiful eyes."
+"cats have beautiful eyes.","i would love to have blue cat-eyes."
+"i love you.","i love you, too."
+"i love you, too.","i loved you the first day i saw you."
+"i loved you the first day i saw you.","it was love at first sight?"
+"it was love at first sight?","yes, it was love at first sight."
+"yes, it was love at first sight.","i didn't love you at first."
+"i didn't love you at first.","i know. i had to chase you for a while."
+"i know. i had to chase you for a while.","yes, you chased me and then you caught me."
+"yes, you chased me and then you caught me.","now you're mine forever."
+"now you're mine forever.","and you're mine forever."
+"and you're mine forever.","we'll grow old together."
+"we'll grow old together.","and be happy together."
+"i'm in love with that girl.","have you told her?"
+"have you told her?","of course not."
+"of course not.","why not?"
+"why not?","she would laugh at me."
+"she would laugh at me.","how do you know?"
+"how do you know?","because they always do."
+"because they always do.","maybe she's different."
+"maybe she's different.","they're all the same."
+"they're all the same.","just ask her out to dinner."
+"just ask her out to dinner.","and then what?"
+"and then what?","and then she'll know that you like her."
+"give me a hug.","i'm not in the mood."
+"i'm not in the mood.","what's the matter?"
+"what's the matter?","i saw you looking at that woman."
+"i saw you looking at that woman.","what woman?"
+"what woman?","you know, that woman with the big boobs."
+"you know, that woman with the big boobs.","i was not looking at her."
+"i was not looking at her.","you were, too."
+"you were, too.","i'm not interested in her."
+"i'm not interested in her.","then why were you looking at her?"
+"then why were you looking at her?","i was looking at something else."
+"i was looking at something else.","oh, really? then spend tonight looking at the sofa."
+"would you like to go on a blind date?","you must be joking."
+"you must be joking.","no, i'm serious."
+"no, i'm serious.","i don't want to date a blind woman."
+"i don't want to date a blind woman.","a blind date doesn't mean that she is blind!"
+"a blind date doesn't mean that she is blind!","what does it mean?"
+"what does it mean?","a blind date is a date with someone you don't know."
+"a blind date is a date with someone you don't know.","why would i date someone i don't even know?"
+"why would i date someone i don't even know?","to try something new and exciting."
+"to try something new and exciting.","what if i don't like her?"
+"what if i don't like her?","then you don't date her again."
+"i have a date tomorrow night.","really? who with?"
+"really? who with?","a girl i met at the market."
+"a girl i met at the market.","you met a girl at the supermarket?"
+"you met a girl at the supermarket?","she was standing behind me in a really slow line at the checkout counter."
+"she was standing behind me in a really slow line at the checkout counter.","what did you say to her?"
+"what did you say to her?","i had two pineapples in my cart, and she asked where i had found them."
+"i had two pineapples in my cart, and she asked where i had found them.","she asked you about your pineapples?"
+"she asked you about your pineapples?","i told her i had gotten the last two on the shelf, but i offered her one of mine."
+"i told her i had gotten the last two on the shelf, but i offered her one of mine.","that was nice of you."
+"that was nice of you.","she asked me how she could return the favor, so i asked her out."
+"she asked me how she could return the favor, so i asked her out.","sometimes a slow line can be a good thing."
+"did you have a date friday night?","yes, in fact, i did."
+"yes, in fact, i did.","who did you go out with?"
+"who did you go out with?","a man i met in a coffee shop."
+"a man i met in a coffee shop.","where did you go?"
+"where did you go?","we went to a nice restaurant."
+"we went to a nice restaurant.","anywhere else?"
+"anywhere else?","then we went to a jazz club."
+"then we went to a jazz club.","that sounds like a nice date."
+"that sounds like a nice date.","yes, it was pleasant."
+"yes, it was pleasant.","but you won't date him again?"
+"but you won't date him again?","no. he was nice, but there was no chemistry."
+"i had the worst date the other night.","what happened?"
+"what happened?","first of all, he was half an hour late."
+"first of all, he was half an hour late.","that's not a good start."
+"that's not a good start.","then he didn't bother to apologize."
+"then he didn't bother to apologize.","that's rude."
+"that's rude.","then he drove too fast to the restaurant."
+"then he drove too fast to the restaurant.","that's dangerous."
+"that's dangerous.","i thought about getting out and taking a taxi home."
+"i thought about getting out and taking a taxi home.","what happened at the restaurant?"
+"what happened at the restaurant?","we had a $40 meal, and he left a $1 tip!"
+"we had a $40 meal, and he left a $1 tip!","i guess you can't go back to that restaurant."
+"i don't like that man.","why not?"
+"why not?","he's a dirty old man."
+"he's a dirty old man.","what do you mean?"
+"what do you mean?","he's old enough to be my father, yet he asked me out."
+"he's old enough to be my father, yet he asked me out.","well, you can't blame a man for asking."
+"well, you can't blame a man for asking.","he should act his age."
+"he should act his age.","but a lot of old people are still interested in dating."
+"but a lot of old people are still interested in dating.","they should find a nice hobby."
+"they should find a nice hobby.","just wait until you're 50 years old."
+"just wait until you're 50 years old.","dating will be the furthest thing from my mind."
+"dating will be the furthest thing from my mind.","that's what you say now. wait till you're 50."
+"does your girlfriend ever make you angry?","sometimes."
+"sometimes.","what does she do?"
+"what does she do?","just yesterday, i told her i wouldn't trade her for all the money in the world."
+"just yesterday, i told her i wouldn't trade her for all the money in the world.","that was a nice thing to say."
+"that was a nice thing to say.","that's what i thought."
+"that's what i thought.","what did she say?"
+"what did she say?","she laughed! she didn't believe me."
+"she laughed! she didn't believe me.","that wasn't very nice of her."
+"that wasn't very nice of her.","she said that nothing is more important to me than money."
+"she said that nothing is more important to me than money.","what did you say?"
+"what did you say?","i told her i wouldn't trade her for any other woman in the world."
+"some people have good noses.","i wish i had a good nose. mine is way too big."
+"i wish i had a good nose. mine is way too big.","i don't mean good-looking. i mean good-smelling."
+"i don't mean good-looking. i mean good-smelling.","oh. but that can be a curse."
+"oh. but that can be a curse.","yes, because you can be too sensitive to odors."
+"yes, because you can be too sensitive to odors.","i'll say. my girlfriend has a nose like a drug dog."
+"i'll say. my girlfriend has a nose like a drug dog.","did she catch you using drugs?"
+"did she catch you using drugs?","sort of. she knows whenever i sneak a cigarette."
+"sort of. she knows whenever i sneak a cigarette.","you don't need a good nose for that—cigarettes stink."
+"you don't need a good nose for that—cigarettes stink.","but when i sneak just one cigarette in the morning, she can smell it that evening!"
+"but when i sneak just one cigarette in the morning, she can smell it that evening!","boy, that is a good nose."
+"boy, that is a good nose.","i told her she should apply for a job at customs."
+"let's go out to eat.","that sounds like fun."
+"that sounds like fun.","where do you want to go?"
+"where do you want to go?","let me think a minute."
+"let me think a minute.","i feel like chinese."
+"i feel like chinese.","that sounds delicious."
+"that sounds delicious.","i know a good chinese restaurant."
+"i know a good chinese restaurant.","how far away is it?"
+"how far away is it?","it's only 10 minutes from here."
+"it's only 10 minutes from here.","do we need reservations?"
+"do we need reservations?","oh, no. we can walk right in."
+"oh, no. we can walk right in.","let's go now. i'm hungry!"
+"i can't believe how long this line is.","this is a popular restaurant, isn't it?"
+"this is a popular restaurant, isn't it?","yes, but it isn't a fast-food restaurant, is it?"
+"yes, but it isn't a fast-food restaurant, is it?","it's the slowest hamburger in town."
+"it's the slowest hamburger in town.","that's because they cook it while you wait."
+"that's because they cook it while you wait.","yes. that's why it's also the best hamburger in town."
+"yes. that's why it's also the best hamburger in town.","a great burger and great service."
+"a great burger and great service.","yes, the workers are very polite."
+"yes, the workers are very polite.","and they're clean."
+"and they're clean.","i've been coming here for years."
+"i've been coming here for years.","me too."
+"me too.","excuse me. they just called my number."
+"lunch was delicious.","thank you."
+"thank you.","what kind of soup was that?"
+"what kind of soup was that?","it was tomato soup."
+"it was tomato soup.","that tasted so good."
+"that tasted so good.","i put lemon and butter in it."
+"i put lemon and butter in it.","the sandwich was good, too."
+"the sandwich was good, too.","everyone likes bacon and tomato sandwiches."
+"everyone likes bacon and tomato sandwiches.","especially on toast."
+"especially on toast.","and the pickles were great, too."
+"and the pickles were great, too.","tomorrow we'll have rice and fish for lunch."
+"tomorrow we'll have rice and fish for lunch.","i can't wait."
+"i'm calling the waiter.","what's the matter?"
+"what's the matter?","this steak has too much fat."
+"this steak has too much fat.","what do you want the waiter to do?"
+"what do you want the waiter to do?","bring me a better steak."
+"bring me a better steak.","i wouldn't do that."
+"i wouldn't do that.","why not?"
+"why not?","they will drop the new steak on the floor, step on it, and then spit on it."
+"they will drop the new steak on the floor, step on it, and then spit on it.","you're crazy."
+"you're crazy.","then the waiter will give you a big smile as he brings you the new steak."
+"then the waiter will give you a big smile as he brings you the new steak.","where do you get these crazy ideas?"
+"where do you get these crazy ideas?","i used to cook in a restaurant!"
+"let's leave.","but we just got here."
+"but we just got here.","did you see the waiter's hands?"
+"did you see the waiter's hands?","no."
+"no.","he had dirty fingernails."
+"he had dirty fingernails.","really?"
+"really?","his nails were black!"
+"his nails were black!","that's disgusting."
+"that's disgusting.","and he poured water into our glasses."
+"and he poured water into our glasses.","yuck! no water for me."
+"yuck! no water for me.","i wonder if the cooks' nails are dirty, too."
+"i wonder if the cooks' nails are dirty, too.","who cares? let's get out of here."
+"this hot bread is delicious.","i like this restaurant because they give you free bread."
+"i like this restaurant because they give you free bread.","well, i think we are paying for it."
+"well, i think we are paying for it.","no. look at the bill when we get it. there's no charge for the bread."
+"no. look at the bill when we get it. there's no charge for the bread.","it is delicious, especially with butter."
+"it is delicious, especially with butter.","i think we should just leave after we fill up on the bread."
+"i think we should just leave after we fill up on the bread.","they probably wouldn't like that."
+"they probably wouldn't like that.","i'm eating so much bread that i'm getting full."
+"i'm eating so much bread that i'm getting full.","then stop eating the bread!"
+"then stop eating the bread!","okay, just one more piece. pass the butter, please."
+"okay, just one more piece. pass the butter, please.","if i owned a restaurant, i would never serve hot bread before the main course."
+"if i owned a restaurant, i would never serve hot bread before the main course.","that's terrible. i would never go to your restaurant."
+"is this a clean restaurant?","well, the tables and chairs look okay."
+"well, the tables and chairs look okay.","okay, let's sit down."
+"okay, let's sit down.","check out the silverware."
+"check out the silverware.","it passes inspection."
+"it passes inspection.","here comes the waiter. see if his hands and nails are clean."
+"here comes the waiter. see if his hands and nails are clean.","well, the waiter looked clean, so i guess it's okay to eat here."
+"well, the waiter looked clean, so i guess it's okay to eat here.","you're forgetting about the bathroom."
+"you're forgetting about the bathroom.","i'm going to just hope that the bathroom is clean."
+"i'm going to just hope that the bathroom is clean.","you're not going to examine it before we order dinner?"
+"you're not going to examine it before we order dinner?","no, i'd rather not find out that it's dirty, because i'm pretty hungry right now."
+"no, i'd rather not find out that it's dirty, because i'm pretty hungry right now.","me, too. let's forget about germs and focus on food."
+"have you seen our waiter?","here he comes now."
+"here he comes now.","we've been sitting here for almost 10 minutes."
+"we've been sitting here for almost 10 minutes.","oops, i guess i was wrong. that isn't our waiter."
+"oops, i guess i was wrong. that isn't our waiter.","we can give him five more minutes, and then leave."
+"we can give him five more minutes, and then leave.","i'll go up front and talk to the manager."
+"i'll go up front and talk to the manager.","that's a good idea."
+"that's a good idea.","maybe they'll give us free drinks for waiting so long."
+"maybe they'll give us free drinks for waiting so long.","maybe he'll send us our waiter immediately."
+"maybe he'll send us our waiter immediately.","every time we eat out, it's an adventure."
+"every time we eat out, it's an adventure.","last time, we got seats next to the kitchen."
+"last time, we got seats next to the kitchen.","we'll never go there again."
+"is this table okay?","no, it's too close to the kitchen door."
+"no, it's too close to the kitchen door.","how about this table?"
+"how about this table?","no, it's too close to the front door."
+"no, it's too close to the front door.","this looks like a nice table."
+"this looks like a nice table.","no, it's too close to the salad bar."
+"no, it's too close to the salad bar.","okay, i give up."
+"okay, i give up.","well, there is one good table."
+"well, there is one good table.","great. which one?"
+"great. which one?","that one. a group of eight just sat down at it."
+"i don't believe the art world.","what is it this time?"
+"what is it this time?","an andy warhol drawing."
+"an andy warhol drawing.","he's a famous artist."
+"he's a famous artist.","he drew two butterflies and a flower on a napkin in a restaurant."
+"he drew two butterflies and a flower on a napkin in a restaurant.","did he sign it?"
+"did he sign it?","yes."
+"yes.","is it beautiful?"
+"is it beautiful?","it's just black ink on a white napkin. and the napkin has food stains!"
+"it's just black ink on a white napkin. and the napkin has food stains!","so it's not worth much?"
+"so it's not worth much?","only about $30,000."
+"only about $30,000.","without the food stains, it would probably be worth more."
+"can we go to the baseball game?","of course."
+"of course.","i love baseball."
+"i love baseball.","so do i."
+"so do i.","i love to eat the peanuts."
+"i love to eat the peanuts.","i love to eat the hot dogs."
+"i love to eat the hot dogs.","i hope we'll see a home run."
+"i hope we'll see a home run.","i hope we'll catch a foul ball."
+"i hope we'll catch a foul ball.","bring a jacket."
+"bring a jacket.","yes. it gets a little cool at night."
+"yes. it gets a little cool at night.","bring a glove to catch a foul ball."
+"bring a glove to catch a foul ball.","no. i'll just use my cap to catch a foul ball."
+"golf is a silly game.","it certainly is."
+"it certainly is.","you hit a white ball."
+"you hit a white ball.","and then you chase it."
+"and then you chase it.","and then you hit it again."
+"and then you hit it again.","finally, you put the ball into a hole in the ground."
+"finally, you put the ball into a hole in the ground.","you do this 18 times, because there are 18 holes."
+"you do this 18 times, because there are 18 holes.","what's the point?"
+"what's the point?","how can it be fun?"
+"how can it be fun?","they pay money to play this silly game!"
+"they pay money to play this silly game!","i think golfers have a mental problem."
+"i think golfers have a mental problem.","i think they're nuts."
+"do you want to go fishing?","yes. that's a good idea."
+"yes. that's a good idea.","where do you want to go?"
+"where do you want to go?","we can go to the river."
+"we can go to the river.","or we can go to the lake."
+"or we can go to the lake.","or we can go to the ocean."
+"or we can go to the ocean.","let's go to the lake."
+"let's go to the lake.","yes. the lake is only 10 miles away."
+"yes. the lake is only 10 miles away.","we can be there in 20 minutes."
+"we can be there in 20 minutes.","i'll get our fishing rods."
+"i'll get our fishing rods.","i'll get the bait."
+"i'll get the bait.","we'll have fresh fish for dinner!"
+"baseball is fun.","i like to hit the ball."
+"i like to hit the ball.","i like to run around the bases."
+"i like to run around the bases.","i like to slide into the bases."
+"i like to slide into the bases.","yeah. it's a lot of fun to slide."
+"yeah. it's a lot of fun to slide.","i want to be a baseball player when i grow up."
+"i want to be a baseball player when i grow up.","me too. i want to play for the yankees."
+"me too. i want to play for the yankees.","not me. i want to play for the dodgers."
+"not me. i want to play for the dodgers.","we have to practice every day."
+"we have to practice every day.","i don't like practice."
+"i don't like practice.","me neither. it's boring."
+"me neither. it's boring.","but practice makes perfect."
+"let's go jogging.","that's a good idea."
+"that's a good idea.","i bought some new shoes."
+"i bought some new shoes.","are they comfortable?"
+"are they comfortable?","they're very comfortable."
+"they're very comfortable.","how much were they?"
+"how much were they?","they were on sale for $80."
+"they were on sale for $80.","do they help you run faster?"
+"do they help you run faster?","no, but my feet don't hurt anymore."
+"no, but my feet don't hurt anymore.","then they're worth every penny."
+"then they're worth every penny.","you might want to buy a pair."
+"you might want to buy a pair.","i'll wait until i wear this pair out."
+"tiger is the greatest golfer in the world.","you can say that again."
+"you can say that again.","but i'm worried about tiger."
+"but i'm worried about tiger.","why is that?"
+"why is that?","because he likes to scuba dive."
+"because he likes to scuba dive.","what's wrong with that?"
+"what's wrong with that?","it can be dangerous."
+"it can be dangerous.","you mean he could drown."
+"you mean he could drown.","he shouldn't scuba dive until he retires."
+"he shouldn't scuba dive until he retires.","but he dives to relax."
+"but he dives to relax.","he might relax, but it makes me nervous."
+"he might relax, but it makes me nervous.","if his wife doesn't mind, you shouldn't mind."
+"did you watch that golf tournament?","the one that tiger won?"
+"the one that tiger won?","how did he do it?"
+"how did he do it?","it was nothing for him."
+"it was nothing for him.","he sank a 20-foot putt on the last hole to win by one stroke!"
+"he sank a 20-foot putt on the last hole to win by one stroke!","he sank a 25-footer last year at the same tournament to win by one stroke."
+"he sank a 25-footer last year at the same tournament to win by one stroke.","i think he is from outer space."
+"i think he is from outer space.","no human could possibly play golf that well."
+"no human could possibly play golf that well.","whenever he needs a shot to win a tournament, he makes that shot."
+"whenever he needs a shot to win a tournament, he makes that shot.","no human can do that."
+"no human can do that.","somebody should check his birth record."
+"somebody should check his birth record.","i bet it says he was born on mars."
+"who's the greatest baseball player?","there are so many great players."
+"there are so many great players.","yes, but who is the greatest?"
+"yes, but who is the greatest?","i'd have to say babe ruth."
+"i'd have to say babe ruth.","most people would say that."
+"most people would say that.","he changed the game."
+"he changed the game.","yes, he made the home run popular."
+"yes, he made the home run popular.","everybody loved him, all over the nation."
+"everybody loved him, all over the nation.","he helped make the yankees the best team ever."
+"he helped make the yankees the best team ever.","and ruth was a good person, too."
+"and ruth was a good person, too.","he always visited hospitals to cheer up sick kids."
+"he always visited hospitals to cheer up sick kids.","there will never be another babe."
+"did you hear what happened at the baseball game?","no, please tell me."
+"no, please tell me.","someone punched out someone."
+"someone punched out someone.","that's not nice."
+"that's not nice.","it's worse than that."
+"it's worse than that.","how so?"
+"how so?","two guys got into an argument."
+"two guys got into an argument.","i'll bet they were drinking."
+"i'll bet they were drinking.","a third guy punched one of the two guys."
+"a third guy punched one of the two guys.","i'll bet he was drinking, too."
+"i'll bet he was drinking, too.","the victim hit his head on the concrete steps and died."
+"the victim hit his head on the concrete steps and died.","that's terrible. can't people just have fun at a baseball game?"
+"i want to go to the ball game.","is there a game tonight?"
+"is there a game tonight?","yes, it starts at 7 p.m."
+"yes, it starts at 7 p.m.","can we get tickets?"
+"can we get tickets?","yes, but only the cheap tickets."
+"yes, but only the cheap tickets.","how much are they?"
+"how much are they?","they're only $5 each."
+"they're only $5 each.","that's a good price."
+"that's a good price.","yes, it's cheaper than a hot dog or a beer."
+"yes, it's cheaper than a hot dog or a beer.","where are the seats?"
+"where are the seats?","they're behind the outfield."
+"they're behind the outfield.","maybe we can catch a home run ball."
+"golf is so hard.","what's so hard about hitting a little white ball?"
+"what's so hard about hitting a little white ball?","it's hard if you want to do it right."
+"it's hard if you want to do it right.","you mean like tiger?"
+"you mean like tiger?","no, like a good amateur golfer."
+"no, like a good amateur golfer.","what's so hard about golf?"
+"what's so hard about golf?","there are so many things you have to do right."
+"there are so many things you have to do right.","like what?"
+"like what?","like keep your left arm straight, keep your head down, and follow through."
+"like keep your left arm straight, keep your head down, and follow through.","yikes! who can remember all that?"
+"yikes! who can remember all that?","you need to get a lot of lessons when you're really young."
+"you need to get a lot of lessons when you're really young.","forget it. golf sounds more like work than fun."
+"did you hear about the ball player?","the home run hitter on drugs?"
+"the home run hitter on drugs?","he said a doctor helped him with a personal problem."
+"he said a doctor helped him with a personal problem.","he said he wasn't using drugs."
+"he said he wasn't using drugs.","he apologized to the fans."
+"he apologized to the fans.","the league suspended him for 50 games."
+"the league suspended him for 50 games.","that will cost him some money."
+"that will cost him some money.","yes, about $7 million."
+"yes, about $7 million.","that will teach him a good lesson."
+"that will teach him a good lesson.","he probably won't use drugs anymore."
+"he probably won't use drugs anymore.","but it won't stop other players from using drugs."
+"but it won't stop other players from using drugs.","no. everyone always figures that they won't get caught."
+"why is there so much crime?","because parents don't teach their kids right from wrong."
+"because parents don't teach their kids right from wrong.","is that it?"
+"is that it?","also, there aren't enough police."
+"also, there aren't enough police.","but there are a lot of police."
+"but there are a lot of police.","there's only one police officer per 100 criminals."
+"there's only one police officer per 100 criminals.","can't we hire more police?"
+"can't we hire more police?","no. it costs too much money."
+"no. it costs too much money.","doesn't crime cost more than police?"
+"doesn't crime cost more than police?","yes, it does."
+"yes, it does.","so it would be cheaper to hire more police?"
+"so it would be cheaper to hire more police?","yes, it would."
+"this is a great neighborhood.","yes, it is."
+"yes, it is.","people are friendly."
+"people are friendly.","yes, they are."
+"yes, they are.","the streets and sidewalks are clean."
+"the streets and sidewalks are clean.","yes, they are."
+"yes, they are.","there's a real nice park nearby."
+"there's a real nice park nearby.","yes, there is."
+"yes, there is.","i feel safe here."
+"i feel safe here.","there is no crime here."
+"there is no crime here.","i wish i could move here."
+"i wish i could move here.","maybe you can, if someone moves out."
+"the house burned down.","what happened?"
+"what happened?","the man fell asleep."
+"the man fell asleep.","was he smoking?"
+"was he smoking?","yes, he was smoking a cigarette."
+"yes, he was smoking a cigarette.","did he die?"
+"did he die?","yes, he did. his cat died, too."
+"yes, he did. his cat died, too.","that's too bad. what about his smoke alarm?"
+"that's too bad. what about his smoke alarm?","the battery was dead."
+"the battery was dead.","a good battery would have saved his life."
+"a good battery would have saved his life.","he had cigarettes, but no battery."
+"he had cigarettes, but no battery.","it happens all the time."
+"they say he has started fifteen big fires.","he's been in jail three times already."
+"he's been in jail three times already.","why did they ever let him out?"
+"why did they ever let him out?","it's the law. they can't keep him in jail forever."
+"it's the law. they can't keep him in jail forever.","why not? everyone knows he's a firebug. he loves to start fires."
+"why not? everyone knows he's a firebug. he loves to start fires.","i don't know. sometimes the law doesn't make sense."
+"i don't know. sometimes the law doesn't make sense.","but his latest fire killed someone."
+"but his latest fire killed someone.","this time they have charged him with murder."
+"this time they have charged him with murder.","so maybe he'll go to jail forever?"
+"so maybe he'll go to jail forever?","i sure hope so."
+"i sure hope so.","someone should set him on fire."
+"someone should set him on fire.","that would teach him a good lesson."
+"put your seatbelt on.","why?"
+"why?","because it will protect you in case of an accident."
+"because it will protect you in case of an accident.","but it's uncomfortable."
+"but it's uncomfortable.","it's the law."
+"it's the law.","it's so much trouble."
+"it's so much trouble.","it's common sense."
+"it's common sense.","it's so tight that it's hard for me to breathe."
+"it's so tight that it's hard for me to breathe.","hold your breath till we get there."
+"hold your breath till we get there.","okay, my seatbelt is on."
+"okay, my seatbelt is on.","i'm glad you don't complain very much."
+"i'm glad you don't complain very much.","i'm ready for an accident."
+"what are you doing?","i'm going to change the light bulb. it burnt out."
+"i'm going to change the light bulb. it burnt out.","what are you standing on?"
+"what are you standing on?","a couple of dictionaries and some textbooks."
+"a couple of dictionaries and some textbooks.","are you crazy?"
+"are you crazy?","what's the matter?"
+"what's the matter?","those books will slip and you'll fall."
+"those books will slip and you'll fall.","it's only a couple of feet."
+"it's only a couple of feet.","what if you fall while you're holding the light bulb, and it breaks and pieces go into your eyes?"
+"what if you fall while you're holding the light bulb, and it breaks and pieces go into your eyes?","i never thought about that."
+"i never thought about that.","you'd be blind for the rest of your life!"
+"you'd be blind for the rest of your life!","i'll get the stepladder."
+"did you see that puddle of water on the floor?","yes. i called for a clean-up."
+"yes. i called for a clean-up.","a puddle of water is very dangerous."
+"a puddle of water is very dangerous.","it isn't easy to see."
+"it isn't easy to see.","but it's real easy to slip on."
+"but it's real easy to slip on.","especially on these slick floors."
+"especially on these slick floors.","someone who slips could hurt their back."
+"someone who slips could hurt their back.","they could even crack their head open."
+"they could even crack their head open.","we should stand here till the clean-up person gets here."
+"we should stand here till the clean-up person gets here.","we can leave if we put an orange cone here."
+"we can leave if we put an orange cone here.","yes, but i don't know where the orange cones are."
+"yes, but i don't know where the orange cones are."," it doesn't matter. here he comes now with the mop."
+"what happens when the fire alarm rings?","we tell our students to leave the classroom."
+"we tell our students to leave the classroom.","can they take their belongings?"
+"can they take their belongings?","yes, if they do it quickly."
+"yes, if they do it quickly.","where do the students go?"
+"where do the students go?","they go out to the north parking lot."
+"they go out to the north parking lot.","what do the teachers do?"
+"what do the teachers do?","we take our rosters to the parking lot and take roll."
+"we take our rosters to the parking lot and take roll.","why do you do that?"
+"why do you do that?","we want to make sure all the students are out of the building."
+"we want to make sure all the students are out of the building.","if they are all outside, then what?"
+"if they are all outside, then what?","then we just wait outside for a fireman to tell us to go back in."
+"i have to go back upstairs.","why? we're already late."
+"why? we're already late.","i have to check the stove."
+"i have to check the stove.","what's the matter?"
+"what's the matter?","maybe i left the burner on."
+"maybe i left the burner on.","no, you didn't. i checked the stove before we left."
+"no, you didn't. i checked the stove before we left.","are you sure?"
+"are you sure?","of course i'm sure."
+"of course i'm sure.","well, i have to go back upstairs anyway."
+"well, i have to go back upstairs anyway.","it's getting later every minute."
+"it's getting later every minute.","i think i left the water running."
+"i think i left the water running.","no, you didn't. let's go! the only thing running is the clock!"
+"the city is buying guns.","what are they paying?"
+"what are they paying?","up to $200 for each gun, no questions asked."
+"up to $200 for each gun, no questions asked.","why are they doing this?"
+"why are they doing this?","they want to get guns off the street."
+"they want to get guns off the street.","who would turn in a gun for $200?"
+"who would turn in a gun for $200?","that isn't a good deal?"
+"that isn't a good deal?","a good gun costs $400 or more."
+"a good gun costs $400 or more.","well, if you bring your receipt, maybe they'll give you $400."
+"well, if you bring your receipt, maybe they'll give you $400.","i'll keep my receipt and my gun."
+"i'll keep my receipt and my gun.","i didn't know you had a gun."
+"i didn't know you had a gun.","everyone in america should have a gun."
+"you're yawning.","i sure am."
+"i sure am.","you should go to bed."
+"you should go to bed.","i will as soon as i finish this article."
+"i will as soon as i finish this article.","what are you reading?"
+"what are you reading?","it's about crime in los angeles."
+"it's about crime in los angeles.","what does it say?"
+"what does it say?","the mayor says the crime rate is going down."
+"the mayor says the crime rate is going down.","then why does everyone lock their doors?"
+"then why does everyone lock their doors?","i guess they haven't read this article."
+"i guess they haven't read this article.","no one believes that the crime rate is going down."
+"no one believes that the crime rate is going down.","maybe the mayor is just talking about his own neighborhood."
+"people who live in california are crazy.","why is that?"
+"why is that?","because of all the earthquakes and fires."
+"because of all the earthquakes and fires.","but big earthquakes happen only once in a while."
+"but big earthquakes happen only once in a while.","once in a while is once too many."
+"once in a while is once too many.","but you're right. there are a lot of fires."
+"but you're right. there are a lot of fires.","a recent fire destroyed 85 homes."
+"a recent fire destroyed 85 homes.","still, it's safer than florida."
+"still, it's safer than florida.","florida doesn't have earthquakes or fires."
+"florida doesn't have earthquakes or fires.","no, florida just has hurricanes every year from june to october."
+"no, florida just has hurricanes every year from june to october.","but most of those hurricanes are harmless."
+"but most of those hurricanes are harmless.","excuse me. hurricane andrew destroyed 30,000 homes!"
+"i went to hawaii on vacation.","did you like it?"
+"did you like it?","i loved it. i want to live there."
+"i loved it. i want to live there.","what did you like?"
+"what did you like?","the island is so green, and the water is so blue."
+"the island is so green, and the water is so blue.","did you go swimming?"
+"did you go swimming?","i went to the beach every day."
+"i went to the beach every day.","how was the weather?"
+"how was the weather?","it was hot and sunny every day."
+"it was hot and sunny every day.","what did you do at night?"
+"what did you do at night?","at night i went out to eat. the food was delicious."
+"at night i went out to eat. the food was delicious.","people who live in hawaii are lucky."
+"i like this hotel.","what do you like about it?"
+"what do you like about it?","we get a free breakfast."
+"we get a free breakfast.","coffee and a roll?"
+"coffee and a roll?","no, a real breakfast."
+"no, a real breakfast.","bacon and eggs?"
+"bacon and eggs?","with toast, ham, sausage, fresh fruit, and juice."
+"with toast, ham, sausage, fresh fruit, and juice.","wow! that is nice. let's stay for two nights."
+"wow! that is nice. let's stay for two nights.","and the rooms are clean, too."
+"and the rooms are clean, too.","do they allow pets?"
+"do they allow pets?","no pets, no smoking."
+"no pets, no smoking.","i like that. let's stay three nights."
+"i'm not sleeping here tonight.","what's the matter? this is a nice room."
+"what's the matter? this is a nice room.","maybe the room is nice, but not the bed."
+"maybe the room is nice, but not the bed.","what's wrong with the bed?"
+"what's wrong with the bed?","look at this sheet."
+"look at this sheet.","yes?"
+"yes?","see those stains?"
+"see those stains?","i sure do."
+"i sure do.","i'm not sleeping on that sheet."
+"i'm not sleeping on that sheet.","well, just call the front desk. they'll give us new sheets."
+"well, just call the front desk. they'll give us new sheets.","i want sheets without stains on them."
+"i want sheets without stains on them.","from now on, let's bring our own sheets."
+"what time does your plane leave?","it leaves at 12:15."
+"it leaves at 12:15.","when do you have to be at the airport?"
+"when do you have to be at the airport?","i have to be there two hours early."
+"i have to be there two hours early.","so we have to be at the airport at 10:15."
+"so we have to be at the airport at 10:15.","that means we have to leave the house at 9:15."
+"that means we have to leave the house at 9:15.","well, it's an hour to get there, if there are no traffic problems."
+"well, it's an hour to get there, if there are no traffic problems.","so maybe we better leave at 8:15?"
+"so maybe we better leave at 8:15?","yes, it's better to get there too early than too late."
+"yes, it's better to get there too early than too late.","i agree."
+"i agree.","you never know what might happen on these freeways."
+"you never know what might happen on these freeways.","there's at least one huge accident every day."
+"i need to fly to new york.","when are you going?"
+"when are you going?","during the christmas holidays."
+"during the christmas holidays.","you'd better buy your ticket now."
+"you'd better buy your ticket now.","you must be kidding."
+"you must be kidding.","no, i'm not. it's march. time is running out. seats are selling out right now."
+"no, i'm not. it's march. time is running out. seats are selling out right now.","i thought i would wait until october."
+"i thought i would wait until october.","i'll bet this is the first time you've ever flown during christmas."
+"i'll bet this is the first time you've ever flown during christmas.","you're right."
+"you're right.","well, listen to me. you need to buy a ticket now."
+"well, listen to me. you need to buy a ticket now.","but maybe prices will be cheaper in october."
+"but maybe prices will be cheaper in october.","cheaper prices won't do you any good if there are no seats."
+"i hate flying.","so do i."
+"so do i.","a long time ago, flying used to be okay."
+"a long time ago, flying used to be okay.","now it's like riding a bus."
+"now it's like riding a bus.","you're jammed in with people all around you."
+"you're jammed in with people all around you.","half of them are coughing, and the other half are sneezing."
+"half of them are coughing, and the other half are sneezing.","you don't have any elbow room or knee room."
+"you don't have any elbow room or knee room.","people are always getting up to use the bathroom."
+"people are always getting up to use the bathroom.","kids are crying or climbing over you."
+"kids are crying or climbing over you.","it's a flying zoo!"
+"it's a flying zoo!","i wish i could afford first class seats."
+"i wish i could afford first class seats.","doesn't everybody?"
+"some guy rowed across the atlantic ocean.","good for him."
+"good for him.","why would he do that?"
+"why would he do that?","did he set a new record?"
+"did he set a new record?","yes, i think he did."
+"yes, i think he did.","well, i guess that's why he did it."
+"well, i guess that's why he did it.","what's the point?"
+"what's the point?","now he has the world record!"
+"now he has the world record!","but someone's going to break it, so what good is it?"
+"but someone's going to break it, so what good is it?","well, he can enjoy it while it lasts."
+"well, he can enjoy it while it lasts.","i don't think he even got paid for it."
+"i don't think he even got paid for it.","some people do it just to do it."
+"i want to go on a cruise ship.","that sounds like fun. where do you want to go?"
+"that sounds like fun. where do you want to go?","i want to cruise to hawaii."
+"i want to cruise to hawaii.","that should be a nice trip. lots of fun, and lots of food."
+"that should be a nice trip. lots of fun, and lots of food.","i have no idea how much it will cost."
+"i have no idea how much it will cost.","i think it depends on the season and on your cabin."
+"i think it depends on the season and on your cabin.","well, of course i want to go when the weather is nice."
+"well, of course i want to go when the weather is nice.","yes, you don't want to travel in winter storms."
+"yes, you don't want to travel in winter storms.","and i want to get a big cabin with a view."
+"and i want to get a big cabin with a view.","are you going to travel alone?"
+"are you going to travel alone?","no, my sister and i will travel together."
+"no, my sister and i will travel together.","well, you should go online and try to find a good deal."
+"i hate to fly.","because of all the security?"
+"because of all the security?","no, because it hurts my ears."
+"no, because it hurts my ears.","what do you mean?"
+"what do you mean?","every time we land or take off, my ears hurt so much."
+"every time we land or take off, my ears hurt so much.","that's just the altitude change, i think."
+"that's just the altitude change, i think.","whatever it is, it hurts."
+"whatever it is, it hurts.","can't you take medicine or something for it?"
+"can't you take medicine or something for it?","i've tried everything, but nothing works."
+"i've tried everything, but nothing works.","have you tried earplugs?"
+"have you tried earplugs?","they don't work, either."
+"they don't work, either.","well, be glad you're not a pilot."
+"spring break starts tomorrow.","are you going to go anywhere?"
+"are you going to go anywhere?","i was thinking of driving to arizona."
+"i was thinking of driving to arizona.","to the grand canyon?"
+"to the grand canyon?","yes. i've never been there."
+"yes. i've never been there.","i was there when i was a kid."
+"i was there when i was a kid.","how did you like it?"
+"how did you like it?","i loved it. i still remember how amazing it was."
+"i loved it. i still remember how amazing it was.","i'm sure i'll like it, too."
+"i'm sure i'll like it, too.","you should try riding a mule on a trail to the bottom."
+"you should try riding a mule on a trail to the bottom.","no way! i don't want to fall to my death."
+"no way! i don't want to fall to my death.","don't worry. only one person has ever fallen off a mule."
+"that hotel was terrible.","the worst in the whole world."
+"the worst in the whole world.","the walls were so thin."
+"the walls were so thin.","all day long we heard tvs or telephones."
+"all day long we heard tvs or telephones.","all night long we heard people snoring."
+"all night long we heard people snoring.","housekeeping didn't give us fresh towels."
+"housekeeping didn't give us fresh towels.","room service brought us a cold dinner."
+"room service brought us a cold dinner.","our nonsmoking room stunk of cigarette smoke."
+"our nonsmoking room stunk of cigarette smoke.","our room was right next to the elevator and the ice machine."
+"our room was right next to the elevator and the ice machine.","they added phony charges to our bill."
+"they added phony charges to our bill.","how did we end up in that terrible hotel?"
+"how did we end up in that terrible hotel?","the travel agent gave us a 50-percent discount!"
+"i have to hang up. i'm so sleepy.","it's not even 10 o'clock."
+"it's not even 10 o'clock.","i'm falling asleep on the phone."
+"i'm falling asleep on the phone.","you got up real early."
+"you got up real early.","i had to take my friend to the airport."
+"i had to take my friend to the airport.","why didn't you take a nap when you got home?"
+"why didn't you take a nap when you got home?","i didn't get home until 30 minutes ago."
+"i didn't get home until 30 minutes ago.","why is that?"
+"why is that?","there was a bomb threat at the airport."
+"there was a bomb threat at the airport.","only a threat?"
+"only a threat?","yes, but i was stuck there all day while they looked for the bomb."
+"yes, but i was stuck there all day while they looked for the bomb.","someday the bomb is going to be for real."
+"my dad went to washington, d.c.","why did he do that?"
+"why did he do that?","he was invited, along with about 90 other veterans."
+"he was invited, along with about 90 other veterans.","who invited them?"
+"who invited them?","some private organization."
+"some private organization.","why did they invite him?"
+"why did they invite him?","to thank him and all the other soldiers who served in world war ii."
+"to thank him and all the other soldiers who served in world war ii.","that's very nice."
+"that's very nice.","my dad got to see the beautiful new world war ii monument."
+"my dad got to see the beautiful new world war ii monument.","that trip must have cost a lot of money."
+"that trip must have cost a lot of money. ","he said all the money came from private donations."
+"that was a great trip to washington, d.c.","tell me about it, dad."
+"tell me about it, dad.","about 90 of us world war ii veterans got on the plane at 8 a.m."
+"about 90 of us world war ii veterans got on the plane at 8 a.m.","how long was the flight?"
+"how long was the flight?","it only took about two hours."
+"it only took about two hours.","did you take pictures at the world war ii monument?"
+"did you take pictures at the world war ii monument?","oh, yes. we all took lots of pictures."
+"oh, yes. we all took lots of pictures.","then you flew back home that evening?"
+"then you flew back home that evening?","yes. when we landed, tv reporters and the army band were there."
+"yes. when we landed, tv reporters and the army band were there.","that must have made you feel really special."
+"that must have made you feel really special.","oh, it did. there were about 300 people there to honor us."
+"oh, it did. there were about 300 people there to honor us.","well, you all deserve it. you helped save our country."
+"i need a job.","i thought you had a job."
+"i thought you had a job.","i did."
+"i did.","what happened?"
+"what happened?","i got laid off."
+"i got laid off.","that's terrible! when did it happen?"
+"that's terrible! when did it happen?","i got laid off last week."
+"i got laid off last week.","just you?"
+"just you?","no, ten of my coworkers got laid off, too."
+"no, ten of my coworkers got laid off, too.","what are you going to do?"
+"what are you going to do?","i'm looking in the newspaper for a job."
+"i'm looking in the newspaper for a job.","good luck!"
+"before you go to that interview, check yourself.","what's to check?"
+"what's to check?","are your nails clean?"
+"are your nails clean?","yes, they are."
+"yes, they are.","did you double-check your nose and teeth?"
+"did you double-check your nose and teeth?","they are clean, too."
+"they are clean, too.","did you shine your shoes?"
+"did you shine your shoes?","my shoes are shined."
+"my shoes are shined.","do your socks match?"
+"do your socks match?","of course they match."
+"of course they match.","no, they don't. one is black and one is dark blue."
+"no, they don't. one is black and one is dark blue.","yikes! thank you."
+"life is hard.","it sure is."
+"it sure is.","i thought school was hard."
+"i thought school was hard.","me, too. i couldn't wait to graduate."
+"me, too. i couldn't wait to graduate.","but now work is hard, too."
+"but now work is hard, too.","i agree. work is just as hard as school."
+"i agree. work is just as hard as school.","sometimes i wish i was back in school."
+"sometimes i wish i was back in school.","me, too. school was fun."
+"me, too. school was fun.","and it was only 12 years."
+"and it was only 12 years.","it went by pretty fast."
+"it went by pretty fast.","but work goes on forever!"
+"but work goes on forever!","we have to work for 30 years!"
+"i'm sleepy.","so am i."
+"so am i.","i had a long day."
+"i had a long day.","so did i."
+"so did i.","i didn't even have lunch."
+"i didn't even have lunch.","neither did i."
+"neither did i.","i was busy the whole day."
+"i was busy the whole day.","so was i."
+"so was i.","i had to bring work home with me."
+"i had to bring work home with me.","i did too."
+"i did too.","your day was just like mine."
+"your day was just like mine.","of course it was. we work together!"
+"i don't like my job.","what do you do?"
+"what do you do?","i'm a babysitter."
+"i'm a babysitter.","is that a lot of work?"
+"is that a lot of work?","babies cry all the time."
+"babies cry all the time.","you have to change their diapers."
+"you have to change their diapers.","i have to feed them."
+"i have to feed them.","are you looking for another job?"
+"are you looking for another job?","no, i'm looking for another family."
+"no, i'm looking for another family.","another family?"
+"another family?","a family with only one baby."
+"a family with only one baby.","that's a good idea."
+"i need a job.","what was your last job?"
+"what was your last job?","i was a painter."
+"i was a painter.","what happened?"
+"what happened?","i got laid off because there was no work."
+"i got laid off because there was no work.","what else can you do?"
+"what else can you do?","i'm a handyman."
+"i'm a handyman.","can you fix a dripping faucet in a kitchen sink?"
+"can you fix a dripping faucet in a kitchen sink?","of course."
+"of course.","then i have a job for you in my kitchen."
+"then i have a job for you in my kitchen.","it will cost you only $20 plus parts."
+"it will cost you only $20 plus parts.","okay. that sounds like a fair price."
+"what would you do if you lost your job?","i have no idea. i've been here for 20 years."
+"i have no idea. i've been here for 20 years.","do you have any other skills?"
+"do you have any other skills?","well, i know how to flip hamburgers."
+"well, i know how to flip hamburgers.","no one would hire you to flip hamburgers."
+"no one would hire you to flip hamburgers.","have you heard something that you're not telling me?"
+"have you heard something that you're not telling me?","what do you mean?"
+"what do you mean?","are there going to be layoffs at this place?"
+"are there going to be layoffs at this place?","i certainly hope not!"
+"i certainly hope not!","if you got laid off, you'd be flipping hamburgers, too."
+"if you got laid off, you'd be flipping hamburgers, too.","oh great, we could both work at burger king."
+"oh great, we could both work at burger king.","maybe we'd get laid off there, too."
+"do your students ever talk about their jobs?","yes, and they ask me what jobs are the best."
+"yes, and they ask me what jobs are the best.","i tell my students to become a teacher."
+"i tell my students to become a teacher.","teaching is a great job."
+"teaching is a great job.","it's the best job i've ever had."
+"it's the best job i've ever had.","what makes it so good?"
+"what makes it so good?","for me, it's the students."
+"for me, it's the students.","what do you mean?"
+"what do you mean?","i mean i have wonderful students."
+"i mean i have wonderful students.","that must be nice."
+"that must be nice.","teaching is the best part of my whole day."
+"teaching is the best part of my whole day.","you're a lucky man to have a job you love."
+"boy, i'm glad that job is finished.","how long did it take?"
+"how long did it take?","four hours, without a break."
+"four hours, without a break.","it's always nice to finish a job."
+"it's always nice to finish a job.","well, it's good and bad."
+"well, it's good and bad.","what's bad about it?"
+"what's bad about it?","when you finish, all you do is start another job!"
+"when you finish, all you do is start another job!","yes, that's right. it does get boring."
+"yes, that's right. it does get boring.","especially if it's the same work, over and over."
+"especially if it's the same work, over and over.","but that's what most people do."
+"but that's what most people do.","yes, i guess most of us are stuck in a routine."
+"yes, i guess most of us are stuck in a routine.","i wonder if there is any job that you don't repeat over and over."
+"i think i have the worst boss in the world.","what makes him so bad?"
+"what makes him so bad?","he's rude and he yells a lot."
+"he's rude and he yells a lot.","that's hard to take."
+"that's hard to take.","i've never heard him say please or thank you."
+"i've never heard him say please or thank you.","he sounds like a real jerk."
+"he sounds like a real jerk.","no one at work likes him."
+"no one at work likes him.","can't you report him to his supervisor?"
+"can't you report him to his supervisor?","of course not. if i do that, i'll lose my job."
+"of course not. if i do that, i'll lose my job.","yes, they don't like troublemakers or complainers."
+"yes, they don't like troublemakers or complainers.","i can't quit, because i'm making a good salary."
+"i can't quit, because i'm making a good salary.","you shouldn't choose money over happiness."
+"what are we going to do?","about what?"
+"about what?","about finding a job for me."
+"about finding a job for me.","you don't need a job. i make enough money for both of us."
+"you don't need a job. i make enough money for both of us.","that doesn't matter. i don't want to sit around."
+"that doesn't matter. i don't want to sit around.","okay, what kind of job do you want?"
+"okay, what kind of job do you want?","i'm not sure."
+"i'm not sure.","well, you should do something that you enjoy."
+"well, you should do something that you enjoy.","i enjoy selling. i was born to sell."
+"i enjoy selling. i was born to sell.","okay, what do you want to sell?"
+"okay, what do you want to sell?","cigarette lighters. i'll make a fortune."
+"cigarette lighters. i'll make a fortune.","but you hate cigarettes and you hate smoking!"
+"a new hotel is looking for workers.","yes, i saw it on the tv news."
+"yes, i saw it on the tv news.","they need 300 new workers."
+"they need 300 new workers.","and 4,000 people showed up."
+"and 4,000 people showed up.","so many people are out of work."
+"so many people are out of work.","i still have my job, thank goodness."
+"i still have my job, thank goodness.","so do i, but i'm worried."
+"so do i, but i'm worried.","me too. there are no guarantees."
+"me too. there are no guarantees.","if you lose your job, you can move in with me."
+"if you lose your job, you can move in with me.","oh, thank you. that's very nice of you."
+"oh, thank you. that's very nice of you.","you would do the same for me."
+"you would do the same for me.","of course. what are friends for?"
+"i think i did something real stupid.","what did you do?"
+"what did you do?","i bought some stock."
+"i bought some stock.","everybody buys stock."
+"everybody buys stock.","i bought it on a hunch."
+"i bought it on a hunch.","you didn't read about the company first?"
+"you didn't read about the company first?","i didn't have to. it's been in business for 60 years."
+"i didn't have to. it's been in business for 60 years.","so what's the problem?"
+"so what's the problem?","i used all my savings on this one company."
+"i used all my savings on this one company.","you put all your eggs into one basket."
+"you put all your eggs into one basket.","if the company goes out of business, i'll have nothing."
+"if the company goes out of business, i'll have nothing.","oh, you'll have something—you'll have a lesson you'll never forget!"
+"i was going to be a doctor.","what happened to your plans?"
+"what happened to your plans?","i got a d in college chemistry."
+"i got a d in college chemistry.","well, a d is better than an f."
+"well, a d is better than an f.","a tutor helped me get the d!"
+"a tutor helped me get the d!","so, you didn't become a doctor."
+"so, you didn't become a doctor.","and now i'm glad that i didn't."
+"and now i'm glad that i didn't.","why's that?"
+"why's that?","a hospital is the most dangerous place in the world."
+"a hospital is the most dangerous place in the world.","oh, yes, because of all the killer germs."
+"oh, yes, because of all the killer germs.","if you're a smart doctor, you stay away from hospitals."
+"if you're a smart doctor, you stay away from hospitals.","yes, the smart doctors are those tv news doctors—no hospitals, no patients."
+"i want to be a mail carrier when i grow up.","why?"
+"why?","because you get to meet a lot of people."
+"because you get to meet a lot of people.","you sure do."
+"you sure do.","and you get a lot of exercise every day."
+"and you get a lot of exercise every day.","that's the truth."
+"that's the truth.","and you get to play with a lot of dogs."
+"and you get to play with a lot of dogs.","well, you're supposed to be working."
+"well, you're supposed to be working.","yes, but i will always pet the friendly dogs."
+"yes, but i will always pet the friendly dogs.","what about the unfriendly dogs?"
+"what about the unfriendly dogs?","i think if you are friendly to dogs, they are friendly to you."
+"i think if you are friendly to dogs, they are friendly to you.","dogs are like people—not all of them are friendly."
+"i want to move to new york.","to the state or the city?"
+"to the state or the city?","to the city, of course."
+"to the city, of course.","why do you want to move there?"
+"why do you want to move there?","because i want to make a lot of money."
+"because i want to make a lot of money.","there are a lot of poor people in new york."
+"there are a lot of poor people in new york.","there sure are—at least a million."
+"there sure are—at least a million.","so how do you plan to become rich?"
+"so how do you plan to become rich?","i will knock on the doors of all the corporations."
+"i will knock on the doors of all the corporations.","that won't make you rich. nobody will talk to you."
+"that won't make you rich. nobody will talk to you.","i will keep knocking on doors."
+"i will keep knocking on doors.","all you will get is sore knuckles."
+"i love salads.","me too."
+"me too.","i usually eat a simple salad."
+"i usually eat a simple salad.","what do you put in it?"
+"what do you put in it?","just lettuce, tomato, and celery."
+"just lettuce, tomato, and celery.","that's it?"
+"that's it?","i add some pepper and salt."
+"i add some pepper and salt.","i always put cheese in my salads."
+"i always put cheese in my salads.","yes, cheese is nice."
+"yes, cheese is nice.","what kind of dressing do you use?"
+"what kind of dressing do you use?","i pour lots of french dressing on top."
+"i pour lots of french dressing on top.","me too. french dressing is so delicious! who cares about calories?"
+"i love cheese.","me too."
+"me too.","where does cheese come from?"
+"where does cheese come from?","it comes from cows."
+"it comes from cows.","so we get cheese from cows, and we get milk, too?"
+"so we get cheese from cows, and we get milk, too?","yes, we do."
+"yes, we do.","what else do we get from cows?"
+"what else do we get from cows?","we get hamburgers and steak."
+"we get hamburgers and steak.","oh, that's so delicious."
+"oh, that's so delicious.","we also get leather."
+"we also get leather.","we get a lot of things from cows, don't we?"
+"we get a lot of things from cows, don't we?","yes. a cow is man's best friend."
+"i used to work in a deli.","how did you like it?"
+"how did you like it?","i loved it!"
+"i loved it!","did you get free food?"
+"did you get free food?","i ate free cheese and meat every day."
+"i ate free cheese and meat every day.","that sounds like a great job."
+"that sounds like a great job.","whatever a customer ordered, i sliced off a little more for me."
+"whatever a customer ordered, i sliced off a little more for me.","did you get fat?"
+"did you get fat?","no, but i did put on a few pounds."
+"no, but i did put on a few pounds.","that sounds like a dream job."
+"that sounds like a dream job.","it was, until one day my manager caught me."
+"it was, until one day my manager caught me.","no more free cheese for you, huh?"
+"i'm on a new diet.","what are you eating now?"
+"what are you eating now?","i switched from pasta to potatoes."
+"i switched from pasta to potatoes.","why did you do that?"
+"why did you do that?","pasta is processed food. potatoes are natural food."
+"pasta is processed food. potatoes are natural food.","natural food has more vitamins."
+"natural food has more vitamins.","and it's just as easy to prepare."
+"and it's just as easy to prepare.","how do you prepare the potatoes?"
+"how do you prepare the potatoes?","i wash them, and then steam them for 15 minutes."
+"i wash them, and then steam them for 15 minutes.","that's pretty simple."
+"that's pretty simple.","then i add butter, salt, and pepper."
+"then i add butter, salt, and pepper.","can i have all those cans of tomato sauce you bought for your pasta?"
+"my girlfriend's mom got mad at me at the dinner table.","why was that?"
+"why was that?","i sprinkled salt and pepper on the food before i tasted it."
+"i sprinkled salt and pepper on the food before i tasted it.","what's the matter with that?"
+"what's the matter with that?","her mom is a great cook."
+"her mom is a great cook.","so, a little salt and pepper never hurt anything."
+"so, a little salt and pepper never hurt anything.","it hurt her feelings."
+"it hurt her feelings.","oh."
+"oh.","i apologized to her, but i could tell she was still upset."
+"i apologized to her, but i could tell she was still upset.","maybe you shouldn't eat there again."
+"maybe you shouldn't eat there again.","i'm sure everything will be okay in a day or two."
+"i'm sure everything will be okay in a day or two.","it's your girlfriend's fault. she should have warned you."
+"i eat the same thing every day.","you're kidding."
+"you're kidding.","no, i'm serious."
+"no, i'm serious.","doesn't that get old?"
+"doesn't that get old?","no, because i'm eating food that i like."
+"no, because i'm eating food that i like.","but the same thing day after day gets old."
+"but the same thing day after day gets old.","well, i guess if it ever does get old, i'll change to something different."
+"well, i guess if it ever does get old, i'll change to something different.","do you eat fruits and vegetables every day?"
+"do you eat fruits and vegetables every day?","no, i hate vegetables."
+"no, i hate vegetables.","but you eat fruits."
+"but you eat fruits.","i eat two apples, one banana, and one orange every day."
+"i eat two apples, one banana, and one orange every day.","well, there's nothing wrong with that."
+"there's something wrong with my orange.","what's wrong?"
+"what's wrong?","it's not orange!"
+"it's not orange!","your orange isn't orange?"
+"your orange isn't orange?","no, it's dark pink!"
+"no, it's dark pink!","are you sure? i never heard of such a thing."
+"are you sure? i never heard of such a thing.","i just peeled it, and i'm looking at it right now."
+"i just peeled it, and i'm looking at it right now.","let me see. yes, you're right. your orange is pink."
+"let me see. yes, you're right. your orange is pink.","who ever heard of such a thing?"
+"who ever heard of such a thing?","oh, look. here's the little sticker that was on it. it's called a pink navel."
+"oh, look. here's the little sticker that was on it. it's called a pink navel.","what is this world coming to?"
+"what is this world coming to?","who knows? maybe soon we'll have pink bananas."
+"i love peanuts.","me, too. i love them roasted and salted."
+"me, too. i love them roasted and salted.","i love boiled peanuts."
+"i love boiled peanuts.","boiled? i never heard of that."
+"boiled? i never heard of that.","just boil raw peanuts in salt water until the shells are soft."
+"just boil raw peanuts in salt water until the shells are soft.","i'll have to try them sometime."
+"i'll have to try them sometime.","they're best when they're hot."
+"they're best when they're hot.","my brother is allergic to peanuts."
+"my brother is allergic to peanuts.","that's not good."
+"that's not good.","no, it isn't. he almost died when he was little."
+"no, it isn't. he almost died when he was little.","i guess he has to be very careful about what he eats."
+"i guess he has to be very careful about what he eats.","he has a very strict diet."
+"i'm gaining weight.","how much have you gained?"
+"how much have you gained?","three pounds just this month."
+"three pounds just this month.","do you know why?"
+"do you know why?","i think it's the ice cream."
+"i think it's the ice cream.","you started eating ice cream?"
+"you started eating ice cream?","it was on sale."
+"it was on sale.","how much did you buy?"
+"how much did you buy?","i filled up my freezer with ice cream."
+"i filled up my freezer with ice cream.","well, it won't last forever."
+"well, it won't last forever.","no, i figure i'll finish it all by next week."
+"no, i figure i'll finish it all by next week.","then you can start losing weight, if there isn't another sale."
+"i'm stuffed.","of course you are. you ate everything on the table."
+"of course you are. you ate everything on the table.","i don't like to eat leftovers."
+"i don't like to eat leftovers.","i'm glad to hear there's something you don't like to eat."
+"i'm glad to hear there's something you don't like to eat.","i like my food hot and fresh."
+"i like my food hot and fresh.","you like to see it disappear."
+"you like to see it disappear.","i don't like it reheated."
+"i don't like it reheated.","well, you'll have hot fresh food tomorrow night."
+"well, you'll have hot fresh food tomorrow night.","i'm so full i'm going to burst."
+"i'm so full i'm going to burst.","you should loosen your belt."
+"you should loosen your belt.","i already loosened my belt and unbuttoned my pants."
+"i already loosened my belt and unbuttoned my pants.","well, don't stand up, please."
+"i saw what you did.","i didn't do anything."
+"i didn't do anything.","oh yes, you did."
+"oh yes, you did.","what are you talking about?"
+"what are you talking about?","you know what i'm talking about."
+"you know what i'm talking about.","i don't have any idea."
+"i don't have any idea.","you know what you did."
+"you know what you did.","maybe i know, but how could you know?"
+"maybe i know, but how could you know?","because i was watching you."
+"because i was watching you.","okay, i'm sorry i did it."
+"okay, i'm sorry i did it.","don't drink milk out of the carton. use a glass!"
+"don't drink milk out of the carton. use a glass!","i promise i'll never drink out of the carton again."
+"i like that shirt.","so do i."
+"so do i.","how much is it?"
+"how much is it?","i don't know. the tag is missing."
+"i don't know. the tag is missing.","ask the clerk."
+"ask the clerk.","i will."
+"i will.","oh, look. here's another shirt just like it."
+"oh, look. here's another shirt just like it.","does it have a price tag?"
+"does it have a price tag?","yes, it does. it's only $20."
+"yes, it does. it's only $20.","that's a great price."
+"that's a great price.","i think i'll buy both of them."
+"i think i'll buy both of them.","you'd better try them on first."
+"i bought you a pair of pants.","thank you."
+"thank you.","i hope they fit."
+"i hope they fit.","i hope you kept the receipt."
+"i hope you kept the receipt.","you think they won't fit?"
+"you think they won't fit?","i think i've put on some weight."
+"i think i've put on some weight.","you think?"
+"you think?","maybe a pound or two."
+"maybe a pound or two.","maybe four or five pounds?"
+"maybe four or five pounds?","my waist is bigger than it was."
+"my waist is bigger than it was.","no problem. these pants have an elastic waistband."
+"no problem. these pants have an elastic waistband.","you are so smart!"
+"what do we need to buy?","let me look at our list."
+"let me look at our list.","i know that we need milk."
+"i know that we need milk.","nonfat."
+"nonfat.","of course. what else?"
+"of course. what else?","we need cheese, bread, and ham."
+"we need cheese, bread, and ham.","what kind of cheese?"
+"what kind of cheese?","swiss."
+"swiss.","of course, the cheese with holes in it."
+"of course, the cheese with holes in it.","i never used to buy swiss cheese."
+"i never used to buy swiss cheese.","why not?"
+"why not?","i didn't want to pay for the holes."
+"i need some pants.","i thought you just bought a pair."
+"i thought you just bought a pair.","i did."
+"i did.","what's wrong with them so soon?"
+"what's wrong with them so soon?","the pants are fine, but the pocket has a huge hole in it."
+"the pants are fine, but the pocket has a huge hole in it.","you shouldn't carry your keys and pens in your pocket."
+"you shouldn't carry your keys and pens in your pocket.","but that's what pockets are for."
+"but that's what pockets are for.","you should carry them in a purse."
+"you should carry them in a purse.","i'm a man, and men don't carry purses!"
+"i'm a man, and men don't carry purses!","well, you should buy pants with stronger pockets."
+"well, you should buy pants with stronger pockets.","i would if i could find someone who makes strong pockets."
+"i would if i could find someone who makes strong pockets.","try a google search online."
+"what are those wipes for?","you use them to wipe the handle of the shopping cart."
+"you use them to wipe the handle of the shopping cart.","that's a great idea."
+"that's a great idea.","yes, all the markets just started offering wipes to shoppers."
+"yes, all the markets just started offering wipes to shoppers.","i'm going to take five wipes."
+"i'm going to take five wipes.","what do you need five of them for?"
+"what do you need five of them for?","one to wipe the handle, and the others to wipe the produce."
+"one to wipe the handle, and the others to wipe the produce.","what's the matter with the produce?"
+"what's the matter with the produce?","do you think the bananas fell from the sky?"
+"do you think the bananas fell from the sky?","what do you mean?"
+"what do you mean?","i mean, someone used their dirty hands to pick the bananas, the apples, and the oranges."
+"i mean, someone used their dirty hands to pick the bananas, the apples, and the oranges.","well, you better save a wipe for the dirty dollar bills you're going to pay with."
+"did you go to the 99 cents store?","yes, i did."
+"yes, i did.","what did you buy?"
+"what did you buy?","well, i got a lot of good deals, as usual."
+"well, i got a lot of good deals, as usual.","like what?"
+"like what?","well, a dozen large eggs were only 99 cents."
+"well, a dozen large eggs were only 99 cents.","that's a good deal."
+"that's a good deal.","and a one-pound tub of soft butter was the same price."
+"and a one-pound tub of soft butter was the same price.","another good deal."
+"another good deal.","but the best deal was five pounds of potatoes for 99 cents."
+"but the best deal was five pounds of potatoes for 99 cents.","i don't know how that store makes money."
+"i don't know how that store makes money.","neither do i, but they're doing something right."
+"i need a new computer.","what's the matter with yours?"
+"what's the matter with yours?","it's six years old."
+"it's six years old.","that's pretty old."
+"that's pretty old.","it still works, but i'm going to give it to a charity."
+"it still works, but i'm going to give it to a charity.","are you going to buy a desktop or laptop?"
+"are you going to buy a desktop or laptop?","oh, a laptop, of course."
+"oh, a laptop, of course.","a pc or a mac?"
+"a pc or a mac?","i haven't decided yet."
+"i haven't decided yet.","more and more people are using macs."
+"more and more people are using macs.","but 90 percent of the world uses pcs."
+"but 90 percent of the world uses pcs.","and that's not going to change anytime soon."
+"i got ripped off.","what happened?"
+"what happened?","i had a car problem, so i went online."
+"i had a car problem, so i went online.","did you find a solution?"
+"did you find a solution?","yes, i did. a site i went to said they would send me the solution."
+"yes, i did. a site i went to said they would send me the solution.","so, what's the problem?"
+"so, what's the problem?","i sent them $20 using my credit card, but they never sent me the solution."
+"i sent them $20 using my credit card, but they never sent me the solution.","what are you going to do?"
+"what are you going to do?","i sent them an email asking for my money back."
+"i sent them an email asking for my money back.","have you heard from them?"
+"have you heard from them?","not yet. it's been a week."
+"not yet. it's been a week.","well, i guess that's a $20 lesson for you."
+"where's the pencil sharpener?","which one?"
+"which one?","any one. i need to sharpen this pencil."
+"any one. i need to sharpen this pencil.","i think there's one on the dining room table."
+"i think there's one on the dining room table.","i already looked there."
+"i already looked there.","did you look in the desk drawer?"
+"did you look in the desk drawer?","yes, i looked there, too."
+"yes, i looked there, too.","don't we have about five sharpeners?"
+"don't we have about five sharpeners?","yes, but they seem to have legs."
+"yes, but they seem to have legs.","tomorrow i'm going to buy an electric sharpener."
+"tomorrow i'm going to buy an electric sharpener.","get one with the rubber suction cups on the bottom."
+"get one with the rubber suction cups on the bottom.","yes. that way it will stay where i put it."
+"i'm trying to stretch my dollars.","how are you doing that?"
+"how are you doing that?","i started shopping at the dollar store."
+"i started shopping at the dollar store.","that saves a lot of money."
+"that saves a lot of money.","i bought three pounds of potatoes for a dollar."
+"i bought three pounds of potatoes for a dollar.","that's a good deal."
+"that's a good deal.","yes, even though some of the potatoes had eyes."
+"yes, even though some of the potatoes had eyes.","just put them in the fridge."
+"just put them in the fridge.","also, i bought a can of cheap coffee and a bag of good coffee."
+"also, i bought a can of cheap coffee and a bag of good coffee.","why did you do that?"
+"why did you do that?","i mixed them together."
+"i mixed them together.","if the coffee still tastes okay, that's a good idea."
+"i really like this house.","can we afford it?"
+"can we afford it?","they want 20 percent down."
+"they want 20 percent down.","that's a lot of money."
+"that's a lot of money.","but the house is so nice."
+"but the house is so nice.","it's in a great neighborhood."
+"it's in a great neighborhood.","it's close to the beach."
+"it's close to the beach.","it's close to the freeways."
+"it's close to the freeways.","it's got a big yard."
+"it's got a big yard.","the kids love the house, too."
+"the kids love the house, too.","if we don't buy it, someone else will."
+"if we don't buy it, someone else will.","you're right. let's buy it now. we can worry later."
+"we can't afford this house.","are you sure?"
+"are you sure?","we will be house rich, but cash poor."
+"we will be house rich, but cash poor.","what do you mean?"
+"what do you mean?","our monthly payments will be too high."
+"our monthly payments will be too high.","we won't have any money for other things?"
+"we won't have any money for other things?","no, we won't have money for gas or food."
+"no, we won't have money for gas or food.","we'll be eating peanut butter sandwiches?"
+"we'll be eating peanut butter sandwiches?","without the peanut butter!"
+"without the peanut butter!","that's no good!"
+"that's no good!","we have to find a cheaper house."
+"we have to find a cheaper house.","of course. we can't live without gas or peanut butter."
+"that is a beautiful house.","i don't like it."
+"i don't like it.","what's the matter with it?"
+"what's the matter with it?","it's on the corner."
+"it's on the corner.","so?"
+"so?","that means it gets twice as much traffic."
+"that means it gets twice as much traffic.","you're right."
+"you're right.","when you're inside, you will always hear cars stopping and stopping at the intersection."
+"when you're inside, you will always hear cars stopping and stopping at the intersection.","or you'll hear the collision if someone doesn't stop."
+"or you'll hear the collision if someone doesn't stop.","or you'll see the collision if they crash into the house."
+"or you'll see the collision if they crash into the house.","let's find a house that's at the end of a dead end."
+"let's find a house that's at the end of a dead end.","that's perfect. the less traffic, the better."
+"i hate looking for an apartment.","me, too."
+"me, too.","we have a 2 o'clock appointment to see the one on main street."
+"we have a 2 o'clock appointment to see the one on main street.","we'd better get ready to go."
+"we'd better get ready to go.","it's an upstairs unit."
+"it's an upstairs unit.","that's good, because i don't want to live under people with loud feet."
+"that's good, because i don't want to live under people with loud feet.","and it's a corner unit."
+"and it's a corner unit.","that's great. we won't have neighbors on both sides of us."
+"that's great. we won't have neighbors on both sides of us.","no pets are allowed."
+"no pets are allowed.","perfect. we don't have to listen to barking dogs."
+"perfect. we don't have to listen to barking dogs.","and there are only six units in the whole building."
+"and there are only six units in the whole building.","where's the checkbook? i'm ready to rent it without even seeing it."
+"did you call the manager?","yes. he said he'd come over tomorrow."
+"yes. he said he'd come over tomorrow.","did he say what time?"
+"did he say what time?","yes. he said he'd be here at 9 o'clock."
+"yes. he said he'd be here at 9 o'clock.","did he understand what the problem is?"
+"did he understand what the problem is?","yes. i told him our doorbell doesn't work."
+"yes. i told him our doorbell doesn't work.","it shouldn't take him long to fix it."
+"it shouldn't take him long to fix it.","i don't even know why we need to fix it."
+"i don't even know why we need to fix it.","in case we have visitors."
+"in case we have visitors.","but they can just knock on the door."
+"but they can just knock on the door.","actually, i want him to look at our carpet, too."
+"actually, i want him to look at our carpet, too.","yes, it would be nice if he'd give us a new carpet."
+"do you like this house?","yes, it's beautiful."
+"yes, it's beautiful.","it's perfect for us and the kids."
+"it's perfect for us and the kids.","three bedrooms, three bathrooms, and a big back yard."
+"three bedrooms, three bathrooms, and a big back yard.","and we can afford it!"
+"and we can afford it!","so are we going to buy it?"
+"so are we going to buy it?","i'm afraid not."
+"i'm afraid not.","it's too far from your job, isn't it?"
+"it's too far from your job, isn't it?","i can't spend four hours on the road every day."
+"i can't spend four hours on the road every day.","by the time you get home, you'll be too tired to even eat."
+"by the time you get home, you'll be too tired to even eat.","i won't be able to play with the kids."
+"i won't be able to play with the kids.","no, we have to find something closer to your job."
+"boy, it's chilly outside, isn't it?","it sure is."
+"it sure is.","in fact, it's chilly in the apartment, too."
+"in fact, it's chilly in the apartment, too.","let's turn on the heat."
+"let's turn on the heat.","i'll check to make sure that all the windows are shut."
+"i'll check to make sure that all the windows are shut.","it should be warmer in a few minutes."
+"it should be warmer in a few minutes.","it's so nice to have a heated apartment."
+"it's so nice to have a heated apartment.","how did they survive in the old days?"
+"how did they survive in the old days?","they had fireplaces."
+"they had fireplaces.","someone had to chop the wood."
+"someone had to chop the wood.","and carry it into the house."
+"and carry it into the house.","all we have to do is flip a switch."
+"this is a nice neighborhood.","the streets are clean and quiet."
+"the streets are clean and quiet.","the neighbors don't party on the weekends."
+"the neighbors don't party on the weekends.","people take care of their lawns."
+"people take care of their lawns.","no rusty old cars are sitting in the front yards."
+"no rusty old cars are sitting in the front yards.","we never have to call the police about anything."
+"we never have to call the police about anything.","our kids are completely safe."
+"our kids are completely safe.","so why are we selling our house?"
+"so why are we selling our house?","they're building a 3-story apartment building on the corner."
+"they're building a 3-story apartment building on the corner.","so we've got to sell before property values go down?"
+"so we've got to sell before property values go down?","yes. i still can't believe our city council allowed this building."
+"yes. i still can't believe our city council allowed this building.","they're probably getting something under the table."
+"that was a huge fire in santa barbara.","yes, it was."
+"yes, it was.","they said about 30 houses burned to the ground."
+"they said about 30 houses burned to the ground.","and they were expensive houses."
+"and they were expensive houses.","i feel so sorry for those people."
+"i feel so sorry for those people.","why feel sorry for rich people?"
+"why feel sorry for rich people?","i feel sorry for anyone who loses their home."
+"i feel sorry for anyone who loses their home.","so do i, but not if they're rich."
+"so do i, but not if they're rich.","what does that have to do with it?"
+"what does that have to do with it?","rich people think they're better than us."
+"rich people think they're better than us.","how many rich people do you know?"
+"how many rich people do you know?","none."
+"bears are invading our neighborhoods.","of course they are. they're starving to death."
+"of course they are. they're starving to death.","they should stay in the woods where they belong."
+"they should stay in the woods where they belong.","there's no food in the woods."
+"there's no food in the woods.","can't they eat grass?"
+"can't they eat grass?","do you think a bear is a cow?"
+"do you think a bear is a cow?","well, i've seen them eating berries."
+"well, i've seen them eating berries.","berries aren't in season all year round."
+"berries aren't in season all year round.","it's too dangerous for kids and pets."
+"it's too dangerous for kids and pets.","people need to cover their trash cans."
+"people need to cover their trash cans.","the police need to shoot all the bears."
+"the police need to shoot all the bears.","you don't solve a problem by shooting it."
+"who did you vote for?","i voted for obama."
+"i voted for obama.","me too."
+"me too.","he will be a great president."
+"he will be a great president.","everyone likes him."
+"everyone likes him.","he's a good speaker."
+"he's a good speaker.","and he's really smart."
+"and he's really smart.","he will solve our problems."
+"he will solve our problems.","he will end the war."
+"he will end the war.","the next four years will be good years."
+"the next four years will be good years.","i'll vote for him next time, too."
+"i'll vote for him next time, too.","i think everyone will."
+"the election is next week.","who are you voting for?"
+"who are you voting for?","i'm not voting for the mayor."
+"i'm not voting for the mayor.","why not?"
+"why not?","he made promises that he didn't keep."
+"he made promises that he didn't keep.","like what?"
+"like what?","he promised to hire 1,000 more police officers."
+"he promised to hire 1,000 more police officers.","how many did he hire?"
+"how many did he hire?","one hundred!"
+"one hundred!","maybe he had a good reason."
+"maybe he had a good reason.","maybe he's just a liar."
+"maybe he's just a liar.","maybe i'll vote for someone else, too."
+"i can't believe he won the election.","only 15 percent of the voters turned out."
+"only 15 percent of the voters turned out.","that is a joke."
+"that is a joke.","voting is so important, but people don't bother."
+"voting is so important, but people don't bother.","many people think their vote doesn't matter."
+"many people think their vote doesn't matter.","the mayor won by only 2,000 votes."
+"the mayor won by only 2,000 votes.","we're stuck with him for four more years."
+"we're stuck with him for four more years.","voting is so easy. you can even mail your ballot in."
+"voting is so easy. you can even mail your ballot in.","all you have to do is vote and put a stamp on it."
+"all you have to do is vote and put a stamp on it.","how easy is that?"
+"how easy is that?","i guess people just don't care."
+"i guess people just don't care.","they'll care when they see their taxes go up."
+"well, we have a new president.","but we have the same old problems."
+"but we have the same old problems.","well, he's made a few changes."
+"well, he's made a few changes.","like what?"
+"like what?","i think he closed the bowling alley in the white house."
+"i think he closed the bowling alley in the white house.","oh, yeah. he's changing it to a basketball court."
+"oh, yeah. he's changing it to a basketball court.","who's paying for that?"
+"who's paying for that?","i think we are!"
+"i think we are!","well, that's okay, as long as it helps him relax and think more clearly."
+"well, that's okay, as long as it helps him relax and think more clearly.","yes, we need a relaxed president who thinks clearly."
+"yes, we need a relaxed president who thinks clearly.","do any other world leaders have a basketball court?"
+"do any other world leaders have a basketball court?","they will. you know america always leads the way."
+"people say that everybody loves obama.","well, more than 50 million people voted for mccain."
+"well, more than 50 million people voted for mccain.","that's 50 million people who don't love obama."
+"that's 50 million people who don't love obama.","obama's got four years to make everyone happy."
+"obama's got four years to make everyone happy.","he's never going to make everyone happy."
+"he's never going to make everyone happy.","can you imagine being president?"
+"can you imagine being president?","everyone wants you to solve their problems."
+"everyone wants you to solve their problems.","i have enough stress from trying to solve my own problems."
+"i have enough stress from trying to solve my own problems.","you and everybody else."
+"you and everybody else.","i would never want to be president."
+"i would never want to be president.","but think about all the power you'd have."
+"but think about all the power you'd have.","i prefer my quiet little life to all the power in the world."
+"did you read this article?","what article?"
+"what article?","it says the mayor spends only 11 percent of his time on city duties."
+"it says the mayor spends only 11 percent of his time on city duties.","only 11 percent?"
+"only 11 percent?","about 50 percent of the time he's traveling."
+"about 50 percent of the time he's traveling.","where does he travel to?"
+"where does he travel to?","oh, all over the world."
+"oh, all over the world.","but he's supposed to be making our city a better place."
+"but he's supposed to be making our city a better place.","he's visiting other cities to get ideas."
+"he's visiting other cities to get ideas.","can't he just go online?"
+"can't he just go online?","the rest of the time he's raising money for his reelection."
+"the rest of the time he's raising money for his reelection.","well, he'll never get reelected once this news gets out."
+"who did you vote for for president?","i voted for ralph nader."
+"i voted for ralph nader.","who in the world is ralph nader?"
+"who in the world is ralph nader?","he's the best man for president."
+"he's the best man for president.","why's that?"
+"why's that?","he hates corporations."
+"he hates corporations.","well, most corporations do think only about money."
+"well, most corporations do think only about money.","he hates democrats and republicans."
+"he hates democrats and republicans.","well, they do put their party before their country."
+"well, they do put their party before their country.","he's the only candidate that i trust."
+"he's the only candidate that i trust.","but he didn't have a chance. nobody voted for him!"
+"but he didn't have a chance. nobody voted for him!","sooner or later, voters will wake up."
+"i don't know why i bother to vote.","why's that?"
+"why's that?","what good does it do?"
+"what good does it do?","you get to put someone in power that you like."
+"you get to put someone in power that you like.","only if my candidate wins."
+"only if my candidate wins.","well, he can't win unless you and others vote for him."
+"well, he can't win unless you and others vote for him.","but even if my candidate wins, he'll break his promises."
+"but even if my candidate wins, he'll break his promises.","that's true. they promise anything just so they get elected."
+"that's true. they promise anything just so they get elected.","and when elected, they go their own way."
+"and when elected, they go their own way.","they forget who put them in power."
+"they forget who put them in power.","they forget where they came from."
+"they forget where they came from.","maybe you should run for office."
+"that election for u.s. senator stunk.","what do you mean?"
+"what do you mean?","there were more votes than voters!"
+"there were more votes than voters!","but that's impossible."
+"but that's impossible.","officials said that it's possible."
+"officials said that it's possible.","did they explain how it's possible?"
+"did they explain how it's possible?","no. they said there are some things you can't explain."
+"no. they said there are some things you can't explain.","so are they going to hold another election?"
+"so are they going to hold another election?","no. that will cost too much money."
+"no. that will cost too much money.","so it's better to save money than to have an honest election?"
+"so it's better to save money than to have an honest election?","well, the democratic party says it was an honest election."
+"well, the democratic party says it was an honest election.","of course they say that—their man won!"
+"i see that former president bush is at a conference.","yes. he's telling jokes about his eight years as president."
+"yes. he's telling jokes about his eight years as president.","yes, those eight years were a lot of fun for everyone."
+"yes, those eight years were a lot of fun for everyone.","only 4,000 american soldiers were killed overseas."
+"only 4,000 american soldiers were killed overseas.","not to mention 40,000 wounded soldiers."
+"not to mention 40,000 wounded soldiers.","but bush visited some of them in the hospital once."
+"but bush visited some of them in the hospital once.","that's nice that he found the time to make a visit."
+"that's nice that he found the time to make a visit.","he spoke to them and made them feel better."
+"he spoke to them and made them feel better.","did he speak to every family that lost a soldier?"
+"did he speak to every family that lost a soldier?","no, he didn't have time to do that."
+"no, he didn't have time to do that.","well, he's got plenty of time now!"
+"well, he's got plenty of time now!","no, he's too busy writing a book about how hard it was to be president."
+"did you get your official sample ballot?","yes, with the voter instructions."
+"yes, with the voter instructions.","how are you going to vote?"
+"how are you going to vote?","same as ever, by mail. all it costs me is a 42-cent stamp."
+"same as ever, by mail. all it costs me is a 42-cent stamp.","i meant, are you going to vote for or against the new taxes?"
+"i meant, are you going to vote for or against the new taxes?","against all of them, of course."
+"against all of them, of course.","but we need new taxes to pay for highways, schools, and prisons."
+"but we need new taxes to pay for highways, schools, and prisons.","we've already voted for new taxes to pay for all that stuff!"
+"we've already voted for new taxes to pay for all that stuff!","that's true. where did that money go?"
+"that's true. where did that money go?","our legislators spent it on first-class travel all over the world."
+"our legislators spent it on first-class travel all over the world.","they are having a good time with our money."
+"they are having a good time with our money.","so when are we going to stop giving them more?"
+"have you decided how you are going to vote?","do you mean on measures 1, 2, and 3?"
+"do you mean on measures 1, 2, and 3?","yes. the ones that will improve our schools, roads, and hospitals."
+"yes. the ones that will improve our schools, roads, and hospitals.","you mean the measures that will raise our taxes."
+"you mean the measures that will raise our taxes.","but the tv ads say that our taxes will not increase."
+"but the tv ads say that our taxes will not increase.","do you believe the tv ads?"
+"do you believe the tv ads?","i like the one where the fireman tells us why we should vote yes."
+"i like the one where the fireman tells us why we should vote yes.","don't believe him! whatever the tv ads tell you, the opposite is true."
+"don't believe him! whatever the tv ads tell you, the opposite is true.","but the title of measure 1 is "better schools at no cost.""
+"but the title of measure 1 is "better schools at no cost."","the title should be "better schools at huge cost.""
+"the title should be "better schools at huge cost."","i can't believe that they would lie to us."
+"i can't believe that they would lie to us.","of course they lie—that's what politicians do!"
+"i have a stomachache.","is it something you ate?"
+"is it something you ate?","maybe. i'm not sure."
+"maybe. i'm not sure.","what did you have for breakfast?"
+"what did you have for breakfast?","the usual, cereal with milk and a banana."
+"the usual, cereal with milk and a banana.","maybe the milk was bad."
+"maybe the milk was bad.","it didn't smell bad."
+"it didn't smell bad.","maybe the banana was bad."
+"maybe the banana was bad.","no, the banana was delicious."
+"no, the banana was delicious.","maybe you just need to go to the bathroom."
+"maybe you just need to go to the bathroom.","no, that's not the problem."
+"no, that's not the problem.","maybe it will go away in a little while."
+"what's this stain?","i don't know."
+"i don't know.","it looks like blood."
+"it looks like blood.","i think my nose was bleeding."
+"i think my nose was bleeding.","you should wet your shirt immediately."
+"you should wet your shirt immediately.","why?"
+"why?","because that gets the blood out of the shirt."
+"because that gets the blood out of the shirt.","what's a little blood?"
+"what's a little blood?","your white shirt is ruined."
+"your white shirt is ruined.","so, i'll just buy another one."
+"so, i'll just buy another one.","you can wear this one around the house."
+"you can wear this one around the house.","next time i'll soak it immediately."
+"my fingers hurt.","why do they hurt?"
+"why do they hurt?","i type too much."
+"i type too much.","you should take a break."
+"you should take a break.","i need to type to make money."
+"i need to type to make money.","but typing is causing you pain."
+"but typing is causing you pain.","maybe i should see a doctor."
+"maybe i should see a doctor.","doctors are too expensive."
+"doctors are too expensive.","he might tell me to rest for a while."
+"he might tell me to rest for a while.","he might want to cut you open."
+"he might want to cut you open.","he might say i'm okay."
+"he might say i'm okay.","he might say you have bone cancer."
+"what did the doctor say?","he thinks i have too much stress."
+"he thinks i have too much stress.","stress causes your stomachaches?"
+"stress causes your stomachaches?","stress causes different problems with different people."
+"stress causes different problems with different people.","so what did he tell you to do?"
+"so what did he tell you to do?","he said i need to think positive."
+"he said i need to think positive.","he didn't give you any medication?"
+"he didn't give you any medication?","i hate medication. it makes me feel different."
+"i hate medication. it makes me feel different.","so how do you think positive?"
+"so how do you think positive?","i think about nice things."
+"i think about nice things.","like what?"
+"like what?","like a day at the beach, with my toes in the sand."
+"i cut my finger.","how did you do that?"
+"how did you do that?","it's a paper cut."
+"it's a paper cut.","paper can be dangerous."
+"paper can be dangerous.","it hurts, too."
+"it hurts, too.","paper cuts can hurt a lot."
+"paper cuts can hurt a lot.","where are the band-aids?"
+"where are the band-aids?","i think they're in the medicine cabinet."
+"i think they're in the medicine cabinet.","it's on the tip of my finger."
+"it's on the tip of my finger.","a band-aid might not work."
+"a band-aid might not work.","i must not use this finger until the cut heals."
+"i must not use this finger until the cut heals.","it might take a day or two to heal."
+"do you smell that?","oh, yes."
+"oh, yes.","i can't stand cigarette smoke."
+"i can't stand cigarette smoke.","it smells so bad."
+"it smells so bad.","one cigarette stinks up the whole sidewalk."
+"one cigarette stinks up the whole sidewalk.","smokers think they are so cool."
+"smokers think they are so cool.","they are so weak."
+"they are so weak.","a little cigarette controls them."
+"a little cigarette controls them.","they look so stupid taking a puff."
+"they look so stupid taking a puff.","and then they blow smoke out of their mouth."
+"and then they blow smoke out of their mouth.","they think it's cool."
+"they think it's cool.","cigarettes stink."
+"do you have a cold?","yes, i do."
+"yes, i do.","how did you get it?"
+"how did you get it?","my sister had a cold. she gave it to me."
+"my sister had a cold. she gave it to me.","have you taken anything for your cold?"
+"have you taken anything for your cold?","no, i just blow my nose a lot."
+"no, i just blow my nose a lot.","your nose is stopped up?"
+"your nose is stopped up?","yes. i have to breathe through my mouth."
+"yes. i have to breathe through my mouth.","have you tried nose drops?"
+"have you tried nose drops?","no, i don't like nose drops."
+"no, i don't like nose drops.","they work great."
+"they work great.","i don't care. i don't like to put drops in my nose."
+"would you put suntan lotion on my back, please?","sure."
+"sure.","thank you."
+"thank you.","you shouldn't lie in the sun for too long."
+"you shouldn't lie in the sun for too long.","i want to get a tan. i don't want to look so pale."
+"i want to get a tan. i don't want to look so pale.","what's wrong with looking pale?"
+"what's wrong with looking pale?","people think you might be sick."
+"people think you might be sick.","who thinks that?"
+"who thinks that?","i don't know."
+"i don't know.","it's better to be pale than to have skin cancer."
+"it's better to be pale than to have skin cancer.","i know that."
+"i know that.","so why are you arguing with me? don't lie in the sun too long!"
+"i can't quit smoking.","of course you can."
+"of course you can.","i don't have enough will power."
+"i don't have enough will power.","of course you do."
+"of course you do.","i wish i had never started."
+"i wish i had never started.","so does every smoker."
+"so does every smoker.","i've tried to quit so many times."
+"i've tried to quit so many times.","so has everyone else."
+"so has everyone else.","nothing seems to work."
+"nothing seems to work.","all it takes is will power, and you have it."
+"all it takes is will power, and you have it.","then why can't i quit?"
+"then why can't i quit?","you have to believe in yourself."
+"my back is killing me.","what did you do?"
+"what did you do?","i got out of my car."
+"i got out of my car.","that's it?"
+"that's it?","i injured my back one time just by sneezing."
+"i injured my back one time just by sneezing.","you should see a doctor."
+"you should see a doctor.","my doctor said i need surgery."
+"my doctor said i need surgery.","so?"
+"so?","so, forget it."
+"so, forget it.","you don't have the money?"
+"you don't have the money?","i have no insurance."
+"i have no insurance.","maybe a back rub would help."
+"my brother smokes three packs a day.","three packs of what?"
+"three packs of what?","cigarettes, of course."
+"cigarettes, of course.","how can he do that?"
+"how can he do that?","when he is almost finished with one cigarette, he uses it to light another."
+"when he is almost finished with one cigarette, he uses it to light another.","he's a chain smoker."
+"he's a chain smoker.","he's been a chain smoker for 30 years."
+"he's been a chain smoker for 30 years.","that's unbelievable. can he still breathe?"
+"that's unbelievable. can he still breathe?","he can, but the people around him can't."
+"he can, but the people around him can't.","how can he still be alive?"
+"how can he still be alive?","his doctor says his heart and lungs are strong and healthy."
+"his doctor says his heart and lungs are strong and healthy.","maybe i should start smoking."
+"i hate brushing my teeth.","it's such a chore."
+"it's such a chore.","brush, brush. spit, spit."
+"brush, brush. spit, spit.","what did they do in the old days?"
+"what did they do in the old days?","they brushed with their fingers."
+"they brushed with their fingers.","they also ate with their fingers!"
+"they also ate with their fingers!","why do they call it the good old days?"
+"why do they call it the good old days?","maybe because they didn't have to brush and floss."
+"maybe because they didn't have to brush and floss.","who invented flossing?"
+"who invented flossing?","a dentist, i'm sure."
+"a dentist, i'm sure.","i hate flossing more than brushing!"
+"i hate flossing more than brushing!","i can't wait till all my teeth fall out."
+"let's stop for a while. i need a break and some water.","this trail is hard to climb."
+"this trail is hard to climb.","especially on a hot day like this."
+"especially on a hot day like this.","i can't believe we haven't seen any animals."
+"i can't believe we haven't seen any animals.","thank goodness! i don't want to see any wild animals."
+"thank goodness! i don't want to see any wild animals.","all we've seen so far is a couple of lizards."
+"all we've seen so far is a couple of lizards.","we're hiking to lose weight, not to see goats and bears."
+"we're hiking to lose weight, not to see goats and bears.","i bet i've lost a couple of pounds already."
+"i bet i've lost a couple of pounds already.","all you've lost is some sweat."
+"all you've lost is some sweat.","i haven't even lost one pound of fat?"
+"i haven't even lost one pound of fat?","if you want to lose fat, you've got to do this hike every day."
+"if you want to lose fat, you've got to do this hike every day.","okay, but let's hike in town. at least there are cats and dogs to see."
+"oh no, another pimple on my face.","pimples suck."
+"pimples suck.","it seems like i get a new pimple almost every day."
+"it seems like i get a new pimple almost every day.","maybe it's something in your diet."
+"maybe it's something in your diet.","no, i eat the same things day after day."
+"no, i eat the same things day after day.","then maybe it's in your genes."
+"then maybe it's in your genes.","you might be right."
+"you might be right.","do pimples run in your family?"
+"do pimples run in your family?","not that i've noticed."
+"not that i've noticed.","well, maybe it's from the pollution in the air."
+"well, maybe it's from the pollution in the air.","whatever the cause, i hate seeing them on my face."
+"whatever the cause, i hate seeing them on my face.","well, on the bright side, they're fun to pop."
+"do you believe everything you hear?","i don't believe anything i don't see with my own eyes."
+"i don't believe anything i don't see with my own eyes.","you can't believe what you hear on tv or radio."
+"you can't believe what you hear on tv or radio.","you can't believe what you read in the newspapers."
+"you can't believe what you read in the newspapers.","everyone tells you a different story about the same thing."
+"everyone tells you a different story about the same thing.","three different people will give you three different stories."
+"three different people will give you three different stories.","and the government will give you a fourth story."
+"and the government will give you a fourth story.","yes, like the government says not to worry about the swine flu."
+"yes, like the government says not to worry about the swine flu.","but the swine flu just killed 20 people in mexico."
+"but the swine flu just killed 20 people in mexico.","the government says we have nothing to worry about."
+"the government says we have nothing to worry about.","then why are some schools telling the kids to stay home?"
+"then why are some schools telling the kids to stay home?","the government says to wash our hands frequently, and we'll all be okay."
+"don't pick your nose.","i wasn't picking my nose."
+"i wasn't picking my nose.","what were you doing?"
+"what were you doing?","i was scratching my nose."
+"i was scratching my nose.","i think i know the difference between picking and scratching."
+"i think i know the difference between picking and scratching.","okay, mom, maybe i was picking it a little bit."
+"okay, mom, maybe i was picking it a little bit.","use a tissue next time."
+"use a tissue next time.","i didn't have a tissue."
+"i didn't have a tissue.","then wait till you find a tissue."
+"then wait till you find a tissue.","i couldn't wait. it was an emergency."
+"i couldn't wait. it was an emergency.","oh, really? maybe you should have called 911."
+"oh, really? maybe you should have called 911.","it wasn't that kind of emergency."
+"our tv remote is filthy.","yes, it's covered with crud."
+"yes, it's covered with crud.","i'm going to clean it."
+"i'm going to clean it.","don't use water on it!"
+"don't use water on it!","i'll use a damp cloth."
+"i'll use a damp cloth.","don't let water get into any of the cracks."
+"don't let water get into any of the cracks.","i'll squeeze the cloth so it's almost dry."
+"i'll squeeze the cloth so it's almost dry.","don't rub the numbers off the remote."
+"don't rub the numbers off the remote.","i will rub gently but firmly."
+"i will rub gently but firmly.","do it quickly, please, so i can change channels during commercials."
+"do it quickly, please, so i can change channels during commercials.","i'll give it back to you in a couple of minutes."
+"i'll give it back to you in a couple of minutes.","maybe we should put it in a plastic bag to keep it clean."
+"my ear is killing me.","what's the matter?"
+"what's the matter?","i was on a plane."
+"i was on a plane.","so?"
+"so?","so, every time the plane goes up, my ear starts to hurt."
+"so, every time the plane goes up, my ear starts to hurt.","that's no good."
+"that's no good.","sometimes the pain goes away, and sometimes it doesn't."
+"sometimes the pain goes away, and sometimes it doesn't.","have you seen a doctor?"
+"have you seen a doctor?","i've been to two doctors."
+"i've been to two doctors.","and they couldn't fix your problem?"
+"and they couldn't fix your problem?","they both said i have to live with it."
+"they both said i have to live with it.","or you can stay off planes."
+"did you see the woman with the new face?","did she get a nice job?"
+"did she get a nice job?","she got an "everything" job!"
+"she got an "everything" job!","what do you mean?"
+"what do you mean?","a team of doctors gave her a whole new face."
+"a team of doctors gave her a whole new face.","why did they do that?"
+"why did they do that?","a mad dog bit most of her face off."
+"a mad dog bit most of her face off.","oh, that's terrible. what does she look like now?"
+"oh, that's terrible. what does she look like now?","her face is really fat, but they say the swelling will go down."
+"her face is really fat, but they say the swelling will go down.","and then will she look normal again?"
+"and then will she look normal again?","i guess so."
+"i guess so.","god bless modern medicine."
+"there's something wrong with my right hand.","what's wrong with it?"
+"what's wrong with it?","it aches most of the time."
+"it aches most of the time.","what do you think it is?"
+"what do you think it is?","i don't know. i think it's old age."
+"i don't know. i think it's old age.","if it's old age, why don't both of your hands hurt?"
+"if it's old age, why don't both of your hands hurt?","that's a good question. maybe it's not old age."
+"that's a good question. maybe it's not old age.","are you right-handed?"
+"are you right-handed?","yes. all my life."
+"yes. all my life.","you're wearing out your right hand. stop using it so much."
+"you're wearing out your right hand. stop using it so much.","but i do all my writing with my right hand."
+"but i do all my writing with my right hand.","start typing instead. that way your left hand will do half the work."