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| What is he doing? Uh-oh, he's coming to Granny. How was that right, Y'all? All right, it's a very... Oh, great. Listen to what I'm saying, and he was like... Spit on it. Go to hell. Dude, I love fireball. It's like my spiritual calling. Hack. Pew. This is a crazy conspiracy. I'm like your seniors. Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha. We are... |
| 00:00:30 - 00:01:00 |
| Maddie over here, this has been my best friend for 13 years. You got you, you already know her, I'm not even going to introduce Chelsea. Chelsea. And then you got to let's dive over here, this is Chelsea's sister. And this is our little friend group right here, this is C.C.B.O. We can't find it. No one knows that, you will never know what it means ever. Nobody knows. We all been like a friend group since high school. What does it mean? It's top secret. Look at who I'll tell you what it means. Told you we have a kill you. There is one person we went to high school with who just happened to guess what it was. Fuck. |
| 00:01:00 - 00:01:30 |
| But we're up there and we got that phone call on KK was telling us about this other video and I was like Are you shit in me right now like you're pulling my dick? There's no way there's no way and hell, they don't post another video I don't remember saying that how do I get this video out of pull up and I'm like oh I was like that is not good That's like I'm gonna get my corn go home because I'm about to have an nervous breakdown Been grinning around the way home. I'm over here. There's a set that's all on the right I'm like keep it together You know I do what's that and granny has no idea at this point. She's like why are you such a hurry to leave us |
| 00:01:30 - 00:02:00 |
| I just paid to get the corn go. I was like, I'm ready to take a nap. I needed to take a shower. I was like, I just need to go home. We eat, I'm like, my girl Marmo's like, oh, Jesus, I don't have any of those girls to have me there. She didn't. And when I told her, like, about the whole thing, it was like a really, when I told her, I had to explain it to her like, three times. And she was like, I don't get it. And I was like, Grannie, listen to what I'm saying to you. And I was like, spit on it. And she was like, oh, oh, no. And I was like, Grannie, Jesus Christ. I was like, I don't say that. |
| 00:02:00 - 00:02:30 |
| I was like let me end up telling my daddy, you know whatever I'm going to explain to him too. Which he knew about it, but he didn't understand it either. He was like oh, I can get it. But I should've known some of my family would have said something his ass before I did. So he knew before you went on. He's hurt abat it, but he didn't really know what it was. So I was like, okay well I guess I'm gonna have to tell him than granny, hey get's here. She was like, hey I really come in here and tell you daddy, what you told me and I was like, I'd use these cries. And he's all headed to, that's where I get it from. So that... I don't remember whether or not he asked you. |
| 00:02:30 - 00:03:00 |
| at first. I told Austin about it. Now Andrew, I think he's saying it. It work and he's like, fuck, you take sedolfs and he's like, do you know our little sister's like TikTok famous and he's like, yeah. TikTok famous? It's kind of funny. But I didn't think it was big until my dad was like, oh somebody has said work show me you on Facebook. You and Haley in Nashville. I was like, oh, did it? It was wrong. I really love myself in that bedroom for like two weeks. I went to work and then I come straight home. I went and then go to the store and get gas. I was like, everybody in the moment knows me. |
| 00:03:00 - 00:03:30 |
| around here. I was like, I can't do it. They're gonna like, was that shit? I'm like, you know. Yeah, I'm dressed in hat. So you know, I didn't think it was him bat until I started seeing people like do merch that said it. I was like, what? Or like, that girl that we're trying to be you? Oh, yeah. Like the one that was like trying to get in the benefit. Hey, those people don't even best think it. Oh, they did. Oh, nobody really knew he was like, yeah. They think you're being in your name. I was okay with it. I was okay with it. She was like, she's climbing to be me. Yes, the street tech that that one. That one. |
| 00:03:30 - 00:04:00 |
| Well, I don't know who the hell that was. I'll let you go to the theater party. Yeah, shout out to your mama. Yeah, shout out mama, love you. Shout out mama, I love you. I love you. My dad was like an awkward conversation. So he's sitting here, he's like, meanwhile I'm telling him and I'm like, OK, this is not going to go good. And I'm trying to get it out where it doesn't sound as bad as it was. Because at this point I was like, oh, this is going to be a mess. And then you have granny over here just spit all that. OK, OK, OK. |
| 00:04:00 - 00:04:30 |
| Oh, too. What? She doesn't even say hop-touchie's. Hot. Tilly. What was like? Great. Stop. Let me finish telling him. She's up here. Okay. Spit on it. She's just over here. I'm over here like this trying to tell her. Because I'm laughing trying to tell him and he's getting mad because I won't spit it out. And I'm like, oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, God, Daddy, I said it. I said it. I was talking about this bitten on dick shit. Look, he's good to jump though. He said I'm not going to take yous. I'm not going to take you serious because you can never tell what comes on my mouth. |
| 00:04:30 - 00:05:00 |
| My whole family has said that. I don't know that too. I don't think anyone was surprised when they seemed to be here. Anyone that knows you. Everybody that I've spoke to about it, like when it first happened, they're like, that does not surprised me that come out of your mouth. I'm like, thank you. Even if you weren't drinking and you were there, you would say it before we were here. Yeah, to y'all. I like Skattered Brain. We can have a conversation like this. And if I see a cow or something, when I jumped for that, I'm always gonna have something to say about something else. Definitely the hardest part was like, coming out of my house. After all this happened. I was like, |
| 00:05:00 - 00:05:30 |
| I'm embarrassed that I cannot show my face anywhere. I was like mortified of it I had to kind of embrace it. I wish I'd have done it sooner or I'd be like, well, I've been a little bitch and get your ass up and go see your attorney. Just do it And we did that And did you sat that made with me? There's this man other not at dark spent like he tickled the shit out of me. He's like I What he's how did he word it? You remember that older man and I was like I don't know just how to know he's like I can't mistake that country twang from anywhere. He's like I know it's you and I was like |
| 00:05:30 - 00:06:00 |
| We hate it. Surprise is me. What's the craziest rumor? I think no one asks you guys. What's the craziest rumor? Short kiss scene. Let's talk about short kiss scene. That's not rumor. That was like real one thing that happened yesterday. What? Not even my short kiss scene though. That was even how my husband roots it. That's how he does. That was a short kiss. And as you're waking up from a nap. You're taking this really good ass nap. I was going on a YouTube if you're staying with him or if you're going home. So I was like, all right, I'm going to take a nap. My comfort is dry and whatever. |
| 00:06:00 - 00:06:30 |
| watching this so you can keep your mouth shut. So the night we had happens. Okay. We were all there. From your perspective. Okay. Yeah, I'm tired of saying it, too. So y'all be okay. Okay. I feel like we told the story differently. Yeah, we definitely do. You like to add details in there and I'm like, that's not been. Maybe it did. I don't know. I was also a lot, I'm not gonna get away from there, too. Yeah. While I was standing in the whole malloon. Okay, so we were all there. You were there. Except you weren't. |
| 00:06:30 - 00:07:00 |
| Tell me a little nap out wake up. I don't know how she timed it, so good. I had lunch and messages and everything else I was like, what was this about? I wake up. She faced sounds when she was like, Haley, go to your Instagram. I was like, what? What is it? She's like, share to see. It's like, people are talking about your share to see. And she was like, oh my God. She already knew what I was talking about because we... We sing, I was like, what is it? Look like that. That's not right. All the comments were talking about it and it's someone that's share to see. And I was like, that's the best thing that could ever send. No, as soon as that's singing, and I was like, that's literally the... |
| 00:07:00 - 00:07:30 |
| picture we said not to post. Now he literally sent like a... or he said, are these pictures about, like, good for the posts? And I was like, yeah, those are good. You sent all the ones that sent. And that picture was not in that. I did not send that. I would not have done that. Jamie or Cloth's one here. You're done for. So a shirt to see is when you have a fat couter and you're cuter to size to take a bite out of your shirt. That's exactly what a shirt to see is. And now in that clock you have never had one. Well, I've never seen that before. Absolutely. You're the first to share. Well, hell it's better than a camel toe. Let's see. |
| 00:07:30 - 00:08:00 |
| I think it's worse. I don't know why they have the camel to visit. It's like you're wearing the pants. It's like shirt. I had to say it. And that's lips look too little to be mine. I had to say it. I was looking, I was like, alright, no way. There's no way in hell, that's mom. I was like, what's my girl with me, girls? So just because I have a wide set vagina, I'm like, what do you see? I was saying what I like in the back of a pack of the ca... Wait, what? |
| 00:08:00 - 00:08:30 |
| What did she say? What I like in the back, I pack at the cat. It shouldn't even know what that mean. It was like, hey, that little thing means you pack her. I don't want to know what that means. They marked them, which I know about it. Ooh, is that what you call her? Yes. Yeah, I know, is big luck, actually. Oh, you are. I think, pal. No, just so. She tried name an R, is that actually? She said, she said, why don't we name your dog? She went one bottle of chocolate. She went one bottle of chocolate. What was that? |
| 00:08:30 - 00:09:00 |
| No really. Nobody thinks what I think. Stop what you're doing right now. I'm serious, whatever app you have open right now, close it. Whatever, take star rating, shut that down. Trust me, I'm doing this for you. I'll take your finger and head over to the app store and download better. Better pics is the most easy and fun daily fantasy app where you can win up to a thousand times your money. And new users can get up to $200 as a deposit match. Plus a free pick. Tell your friends to sign up and how you can turn $1 to a thousand. Play better pics and hit those $1,000 next lineup. Download better and play better pics. |
| 00:09:00 - 00:09:30 |
| How did you guys meet? So we met in high school, we hadn't heard of them as for instance, like Thurgood. Yeah, so like that, third or fourth. And then we survived two other friend groups. And we kind of kind of guess, come to our last destination. So we found a destination. Yeah, we found a destination. Yeah. When we met in high school, we all cheer together. Got into some trouble together in cheer. Lots of trouble actually. Now we met because I made you take us home. Like that's how we do this mid-chalcy. We're leaving school. Cosmos. |
| 00:09:30 - 00:10:00 |
| We got a new officer left me. I'm kind of new, all before the. Yeah, we knew it, so we were going to send. Yeah. We knew, and we knew Jordan too. But I was just going home. My sister. Left us. Dishes out of the car, so I was like, what do I supposed to do? Thank you. Hasn't we appreciate that? Can we handle drive as well? Yeah, that's fine. Both of them actually tried dating my brother. That was the fun. I've been here for that. I want to talk to some of you. Carson was my friend. Carson was past her. Your man, Carson was Brooks, Matt Carson. |
| 00:10:00 - 00:10:30 |
| for people on everybody. He went to the whole gang, man. Yeah. Yeah. That's a pretty girl into his ears, though. Oh, yeah, he did have some big old hair. Yeah, that's just hard. Oh, no, I bet you before you had braces. And we were just, and my teeth done the chalk chalk saw in the right. No, he didn't. I was like, right. I don't know. I don't even know how to camera-print. That reminds me, I've looked about these ends last night. Somebody told me I need to buy some of these. For what? I wore braces for five years. And then, Ellie, over there, just saw the eight-mah retainer. So I'm not allowing it to wear it. |
| 00:10:30 - 00:11:00 |
| might be like two weeks, which I probably don't know where it anyways, but she's so many trouble. This is actually my daughter over here, come here. She doesn't have a daddy. It's okay. There's nothing wrong with that. That's okay. She needs to go put on her Halloween jimmies. It never wrote. Do you even fit her? I don't know how to put them on her yet. I haven't brought myself to it, because I'm scared she's gonna like piss on me. Boogie made her piss overnight. Wow. I guess she got excited. She's like, ooh, I had some man. Since she like started pissing. |
| 00:11:00 - 00:11:30 |
| She don't get it. I understand. Oh yeah, but you're not a handsome man. You're a handsome woman. Handsome? Yeah, you're handsome. Yeah. Our typical going out night was like last night. I ordered $80 worth of dominoes. It just rests like sister and like all devour it, and then we'll watch TV. That's really all we did. And we played it now? Yeah. It's a motion. Mm-hmm. Yeah. That's what we did for fun around here. We don't like drinking wine too, isn't it? If you can't, till she's drinking on the bottle. Yeah. That's a classy lady right there. Yeah. So she's going to be cool. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. |
| 00:11:30 - 00:12:00 |
| Like I was with y'all. Okay, we're all the seeding my fist. We all went together, right? We sat together. We all sat together. Then like after we were like, oh yeah, let's go out, you know? And me and Haley and Alyssa and Corley, right? Yeah. We're just walking down Broadway, Alyssa and Corley, like, oh, let's go to this bar, me and Haley, like, okay, we're going to go Lollygagen down the street, you know. And we're just walking and we see like two dudes, you know, like a big flash side in camera. |
| 00:12:00 - 00:12:30 |
| I'm not the core son of the day either. There's little pieces of floating around. It's okay, that's character. I don't think it's character too. We prefer barefoot too, though. It's cheap. We don't really go out altogether, though. I think we've ever all been out together. But I was like, the chat Halloween party. When... Halloween last year was a blur to me. My boots that I bought the same day to complete my outfit. They're like some really tall. Like, go go, go, go, go, go. Sorry, excuse me. |
| 00:12:30 - 00:13:00 |
| I was saying that. So I got tired of walking around it and my feet were hurting so I took them off and I was sitting inside a lissot because you know I just threw up at that point and fireball keep it away from me. Oh, I told him I said one more shot in your tanker car, but I was not taking out. I fed her a bead. No, I told him I was going to give her one more and I'm done. Dude, I love fireball. It's like my spiritual calling. He's already been over the floor before there was a fireball. Dude, I was having a ball before we even left like your apartment. I had so much fun now. Until Pookie-Pookie. Yeah, until Pookie called me. I mean, he was screaming and crying. |
| 00:13:00 - 00:13:30 |
| and throwing up. That's why I didn't like Pookey. Maine Haley sat outside for like 45 minutes. And she was like, fuck you, fuck you, just customer mountain, he kept hanging up on her every time. He was literally out too. And then she called him again. So I'm giving hope right here. You're like, two or three year long situation ship can turn into something more. I'm giving hope to the Losinall Girl Liz right now. Well, because I blocked Pookey's number before she even started calling him again. Here's having fun the same thing I was. I'm just dramatic. Except she was at a frapp party. He was at a bar with his friends. Was this Harley or? |
| 00:13:30 - 00:14:00 |
| This is hardly come out. You can hardly come out. You can talk to her, but she's not all there. You gotta explain what Harley is. Harley is your alter ego that... Why don't dark-licker? That is Harley. Yeah. What's Harley comes out there and she's not going back into Harley's. Done. Put down. Got some Halloween costumes of you my boy. What?! Where are they? Oh, we're like, what is that? Hot to a jump scream! Are they... What the hell are you doing? Well, it's not. I'm just gonna go. I'm just gonna go. I'm just gonna go. I'm just gonna go. I'm just gonna go. I'm just gonna go. I'm just gonna go. I'm just gonna go. I'm just gonna go. I'm just gonna go. I'm just gonna go. I'm just gonna go. |
| 00:14:00 - 00:14:30 |
| I think it should be like that outfit, that's you, where that night. I don't know, what is up with Johnny and then wanting to like, chalk that up and sell it in little pieces? No one will ever get my sheen skirt. I live by that thing. No one will ever get it. You still wear that one. It was $3. No one's ever going to get it. And your sheen top. Let's talk about the time, Haley, Punster, X, and the face. I actually smack you in my face. It was like a hard wax. That's not loved about him though, like me and him could be into it. And then like I would let it work fine. Like that was my favorite thing about him. But no, we were... |
| 00:14:30 - 00:15:00 |
| the beach on his senior trip? I got second hand embarrassment. I'm so glad to be here. I'm room full of all his friends. I don't know. If he is joking or not, you can't joke around with me too much because I'm really hot-headed and I've taken a little too far. Hey, both of my cinnamon and spills Dr. Pepper. Oh, damn it. I had a reflex and I rared back and I have five stored him right in his face and he got so quiet. That's not the first time she... I had to get someone in the face. That was in your name. Keep my wife name out of your fucking... |
| 00:15:00 - 00:15:30 |
| that's exactly it. I wasn't even there. That's my biggest idea was going on. You can say whatever you want, too, like about me, but when it comes to them, or like, anybody else, I'm really close with, just don't do that. And it's a concept. They got really close at one point in time. And they were like, really good friends. And I'm all about being a good friend. I've tried really hard to be a good friend, always have, and they're pretty good friends, too. Yeah, of course. But this girl, she got really close with us. And... |
| 00:15:30 - 00:16:00 |
| Especially with her. She got really close with her and then we found out she was texting her ex boyfriend behind her back and she's done been shit talking me at this point. So I'm like, oh whatever you know what you call me? Stepping idiot, whatever it was she called me. That's one thing. But you're sitting here being a good friend of her Thank you, or in your texting her man behind her back. I'm like, I guess I'm for that. I got a face. I'm called. And it was like, hey, so-and-so, texting him and I was like, okay, I'll text her and I was like, no, don't say anything. Hey, hey, it's gonna handle it. She's certain of it. |
| 00:16:00 - 00:16:30 |
| I don't think I'm done it. Everyone's like, how do we want to do? She's lying. The room told me to do it. No, I know you were serious. I don't know if I need to go to some serious, right now. That was the best way something called it ever got involved. I didn't want it. And after you did it, she was like, Oh, I really wanted you to do that. I was like, oh, listen, you told her John. No, you tell Haley to do something. She said, oh yes. She went, she actually did. But no, she was not expecting to do that. I don't got gas. That's what that point. I wrote up my face, please. |
| 00:16:30 - 00:17:00 |
| That's a lot of fun. I'm going to have Harry and His body tells her boyfriend. She's like, if you get a phone call, it's because I beat the spirits. He left. He did. That house retainer. That's not even him. And he leaves. Get the right back to his house. Hey, can you come in yet? I knew it. Come. Please tell me, you're not calling me for the reason you said you would. I was like, yeah. He was like, hey, my bitch, you're not coming got me. Really? I'm click so good. That was bad. He missed him. That was like my best friend. So yeah. Not like that way. That was okay. Like we're friends. |
| 00:17:00 - 00:17:30 |
| And I was like, hey, leave the camera, and we would go over there and I was like, I got vlogging and I was like, no, we did YouTube. We're like, okay, I was like, don't mind if we ask you all a few questions. We were like, never once told us what to questions were. Those were the last questions I was expecting to hear. Me and you both are like, oh, let your favorite color. My dread. You know what I'm passing. And here we are. You set her up. I did, but hey, I feel bad at first, but now I'm proud. So how did come get me after? And I remember I got in the car. If you want me to show you what I'm doing. What I'm doing? What I'm doing? What I'm doing? What I'm doing? What I'm doing? What I'm doing? What I'm doing? What I'm doing? What I'm doing? What I'm doing? What I'm doing? What I'm doing? What I'm doing? What I'm doing? What I'm doing? What I'm doing? What I'm doing? What I'm doing? What I'm doing? What I'm doing? What I'm doing? What I'm doing? What I'm doing? What I'm doing? What? What? What? What? |
| 00:17:30 - 00:18:00 |
| before that, we were really good friends before that. It's nothing but love up here. Side by with that girl, we don't have issues or anything. We're good after like a few weeks after that. I don't know how that can be either, but. That was like a big piece. I got a piece. We were like, why are they all- Oh, the next day, you know? We're like besties at your place. Yeah, we're fun. I mean, it's also like a time we said, sometimes I mean people need to just get their asses, hand it to them sometimes. And then like, get back on their right path, you know? And then done tight brawls. |
| 00:18:00 - 00:18:30 |
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| 00:19:00 - 00:19:30 |
| to scrub her past off the internet, particularly her old Tiktok. Where she ain't even speak English, let alone how to fake ass southern accent. A fake ass southern accent, you know? There's Tom's, I wish I didn't have an accent. But let me just see what happened. No, I'm sorry, I'm talking about this. You hold my bottle. Okay. Trailbar. Who sent you? You're onto me. You're so good. How'd you catch me? Let's do this. |
| 00:19:30 - 00:20:00 |
| That's... Bigler soap ignorant. Like where do you sit here and come up with this shit, like out of the Toma day? Where do you have a Toma day? To sit here and come up with shit like this. I wish I was a soldier. I thought it'd be kind of fun. I thought going to the mines and stuff would be really fun. I thought I could do it, but I wouldn't be serious. I'm not inspired. Like I flip a tank over if I drive it. You walk a bit like, wait, who am I supposed to shoot? That's exactly what you're doing. I can't do that. I walk a bit like, okay, he's kind of cute. I don't want to shoot him. No, he didn't. I don't want to kill him, you know? I bet. I've been working on my own. I have a lot of fun. I don't want to kill him. I'm not sure if he's a soldier. I know what you're doing. I'm not sure if he's a soldier. I can't kill him. I've been working on that. I can't kill him. I don't want to kill him. I'll be with you. I'll be with you. I'll be with you. I'll be with you. I'll be with you. I'll be with you. I'll be with you. I'll be with you. I'll be with you. I'll be with you. I'll be with you. I'll be with you. I'll be with you. I'll be with you. I'll be with you. |
| 00:20:00 - 00:20:30 |
| I came up with Maddie, I've got to go over there and I'm like, hooking up with Maddie and he'd shoot my ass. I'll be done. Internet, particular, whole TikTok where she ain't. She ain't even speaking, wish, let alone had a fake ass other next. Oh, here, come with Granny. Oh, she can't even get any. Granny's here. We're broadcasting. Everybody, this is Granny and Kai, she haven't met her. This is where my mouth comes from. You're the best. All you do in here. Me? Yeah. You don't care to see me. I'll be back with you, JJ. |
| 00:20:30 - 00:21:00 |
| Oh, do I eat enough, we need to get this out here. Do I eat enough? Do I eat enough? How much do I eat? Well, I get straight to you get full. Everybody says I need to eat more cause I'm a shaped like a chopstick kinda. You don't need to eat too much, my work. Yeah. We're drinking that liquor that was in the fridge. The whole drink, I don't have much in the drop. Have you tried this? Not. Get you a sip. I just got a cork screw in it, but... Yeah, I'd actually play with it. |
| 00:21:00 - 00:21:30 |
| And I just kind of put it in the fridge. I think that's in the bag. She said, I was liekers, and I'm a fridge. I went in and looked, I was like, oh, that's why. I ain't a liaker. You have a drink, Alvin. No, I won't. I'm not that stupid. There's a cork flute, float around the ground. You drink wine, Gritty? No. I don't drink period. I'm leaving to be 80 years old. Which holiday starts smoking or a joint? She said, I'm not gonna be a joint. She said, I'm gonna be a joint. She said, I'm gonna be a joint. She said, I'm gonna be a joint. She said, I'm gonna be a joint. She said, I'm gonna be a joint. She said, I'm gonna be a joint. She said, I'm gonna be a joint. She said, I'm gonna be a joint. She said, I'm gonna be a joint. She said, I'm gonna be a joint. She said, I'm gonna be a joint. She said, I'm gonna be a joint. |
| 00:21:30 - 00:22:00 |
| better. What are your secrets to you have you stay somewhere? Well I guess with all these great young young youngs and great youngs you know you got at four young and nine great youngs and I don't know how many great great youngs I have stopped in town. Will you surprised when she got there and I she didn't have me for a week? I think it was a little bit more than that. No it was longer that was like two it should say that I know more than I know that. I'm not sure if she |
| 00:22:00 - 00:22:30 |
| She was scared to tell me. She's fine, you know what I'm gonna say. You thought I was funny? I have to say I bet you thought it was funny. I guess if she don't say any more, low any more, why ain't got nothing to work with. Well, actually, he's turdized little remarked you might. What was it? Something about something man. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm not gonna be like that. Something about how old he is. |
| 00:22:30 - 00:23:00 |
| You said, I said, wow. We did a street interview. I said, what did y'all say? You were like, I don't even know what we said. Yeah, I literally, I was like, we're never gonna be like, I forgot about it. I was like, it wasn't that bad. That's what's funny about it. So there's a first video come out. Like, that actual hopped to, we're like, okay, that's it. That's all we're gonna do. That's what we did at work. And I'll face some, you two, one of you. I wasn't conscious about that. I was like, I made it. I was like, I made it. They're all reacting to this video, because I was dying. And Haley's like asleep. |
| 00:23:00 - 00:23:30 |
| I was on the right. All right. All right. You can blame Johnny for that. Johnny's like, that's funny. Say that. You can go with it though. Yeah. So you would. What's your saying? So what's all, or? I had it. It was good for the whole. It was good for the whole. It was good for the whole. Tell him about the telemarketers. Tell him what you say. |
| 00:23:30 - 00:24:00 |
| I don't know who I'm gonna make. No, that I won't you say, too. I like her in the house. Yeah. I'm telling marketers of this story, they cut out bad with me. Look, she's putting her filter on now. You gotta hit her, get her out there. I'm gonna pull her filter off. I'm telling her. Bad granny. You know that, maybe bad grandpa. Yeah, I think I should have done bad granny. I hate to be the son of girls. Well, you saw that I came one night. I like 10 cows. I'm gonna pull her filter off. I'm gonna pull her filter off. I'm gonna pull her filter off. I'm gonna pull her filter off. I'm gonna pull her filter off. I'm gonna pull her filter off. I'm gonna pull her filter off. I'm gonna pull her filter off. I'm gonna pull her filter off. I'm gonna pull her filter off. I'm gonna pull her filter off. I'm gonna pull her filter off. |
| 00:24:00 - 00:24:30 |
| I was trying to eat the rice. I don't like the rice. I don't like the rice. I don't like the rice. I don't like the rice. I don't like the rice. I don't like the rice. I don't like the rice. I don't like the rice. I don't like the rice. I don't like the rice. Don't like the rice. I don't like the rice. Don't like the rice. I don't like the rice. Don't like the rice. I don't like the rice. I don't like the rice. I don't like the rice. I don't like the rice. I don't like the rice. I don't want the rice. I don't like the rice. I don't like the rice. I don't like the rice. I don't like the rice. |
| 00:24:30 - 00:25:00 |
| Not look at me like that. It's a smart ass mouth. Hi, hi, this is my granddaughter. She stays here with me. Takes care of me. Oh, shucks. Don't talk about me like that. Sweet is that can be? Now you're bluffing right there. Hi, this is how pretty she is. She's thinking he looks good. That's why she just, she is this one granddaughter. Now put the camera down and ask her what she really says. She's trying to do that. She's trying to do this. She's trying to do this. She's trying to do this. She's trying to do this. She's trying to do this. She's trying to do this. She's trying to do this. She's trying to do this. She's trying to do this. She's trying to do this. She's trying to do this. She's trying to do this. She's trying to do this. She's trying to do this. She's trying to do this. She's trying to do this. She's trying to do this. She's trying to do this. She's trying to do this. She's trying to do this. She's trying to do this. She's trying to do this. She's trying to do this. |
| 00:25:00 - 00:25:30 |
| Once I'll. Yeah, put the camera down and ask what she really thinks about me. I know this story. It makes me emotional too. I don't have one. But she's very independent. Very independent. Word. That's how the go ahead and tell them. You independent turn now. You don't need a math for shit. Tell them. Why guess that's why I haven't got one. You didn't write me and you both bring my own best friend. Now she's always told me. |
| 00:25:30 - 00:26:00 |
| Right, now you have always told me not to ever bring you a man home unless he's got one foot in the grave and the other on banana feeling Got shit ton of money so he can just slip right into his grave and leave her all his money Now I live by that Down the world money. I don't need a man for shit. I just got one because I got one Do you like cookie? I guess I had a man in my |
| 00:26:00 - 00:26:30 |
| two or three times, but I guess cookies are, you know, you're not leaving. What age were you when you got married? I was seven, eight years old. And I got a little bit to lose. Yeah, I did too. I didn't want to advise it. She'll like to get about 30 cents. 30 cents. How old are you? Well, that never. Never had a big baby. What's a granny's alter ego when she gets mad? Hi, I'm grandma. Brenda. Brenda. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. |
| 00:26:30 - 00:27:00 |
| We're in the jungle. You know, I'm grinning, it's mad. She's burned to that, I ain't grinning, I'm more that's burned to. I'm gonna use it. Should I talk a lot? Yeah. So here we have our local talk up, Bill. This is my favorite place, to eat. You could never offer me talk about them like, ew, no, I'm not in the mood for that. I'm always down for talk about them. You want a bath, huh? Freeze. I've never had one. Oh, they're good. We're taking your bath, hop, virginity. Yeah, they're here. Where's she's at? Can you ride my beard? Where's she's at? |
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| 00:27:30 - 00:28:00 |
| and I had sits still all day. Or drive me there, Lewis, by the way, we're on the corners, we'll see where we went to high school. They literally had a tractor day. If we could get our tractors, if they were homecoming. Did you drive the tractor? Is it wrong? Hello, I can barely drive a car. What do you call your car? Curvy. Why did you call them curvy? Because I ride with a lot of curves. Oh look at these, baby, plant entries. Okay, and I got bad, okay, those are ghosts. I was like, I got plastic bags in their fucking trees. What are you gonna do? I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. |
| 00:28:00 - 00:28:30 |
| And she didn't even- Yeah. So it's like- We're all like Hayley's gonna sit her pants. And then- Well, at first it was like, it wasn't getting views at all. And then by the time she woke up, it had like five under gay. Yeah, no. And then I saw like one point from me. I was like, they were like, okay, you know, it's gonna blow over. Yeah, I was just gonna be like, huh? A couple hours later. Drop some other video. Yeah, and I was like, that was the only part of the conversation that was funny. Hey, he's dropping more videos as like the weeks go on. I'm like, no, I'll- |
| 00:28:30 - 00:29:00 |
| I remember that used to give us the trees at school. Huh? They didn't ever give you all the trees. No, no, it didn't give us a tree. We're pouring corn. We're pouring corn. We're going to give us a fucking... No. Basically. I have a toilet paper to wipe your ass off. That's true. Our toilet paper I swear to God. That damn thin. One little poke, three thing right now! You're going to shit on your finger. And going, guys, that ass'll look real good too. My bad, I should make it at the end. I've hired a thin toilet paper in walking around with skid marks in your drawers after all day. But you wipe non-toms! |
| 00:29:00 - 00:29:30 |
| about highly for president show fix that in your school systems. But for highly watching she's going to spit on that fucking campaign. So we're at our high school. We used to cheer out here. I got anything to ask. What was the gate just? Why did we say I can't? I got bored auction. I've been up the workbook. Are we cradleing or no? I don't believe you. I got you. Talk to you. Tifa talked to her. So describe to that thing. This is Ms. Remy J and enough harder since she was a baby. She's a baby. |
| 00:29:30 - 00:29:58 |
| if you can't tell. She's gonna give you a little ayah some more. You like that? Yeah, she likes it. And that's her app on this episode. I hope you guys had fun hanging out with me in my hometown. Make sure you like, comment, subscribe on this podcast. |
| 00:29:58 - 00:30:28 |
| You can't be after you dropped the next one and you were like, Chelsea, this is bad. You were like balling your eyes out and I was like, fuck, so I left work real quick and I was like, I'm comin' over and I came over and we didn't leave the house for it. You got to go get second one. Which one was it? Which one was the second? What's it? I love you, Picking at the cobwebs. The cobwebs, that's the one you were the most worried about. There was literally at my aunt and uncle's house. And I was like, oh, I wanna go see their garden. They took me down there, say their garden and everything else, get a cousin for earth cousin. I get a call from KK. That was like. |
| 00:30:28 - 00:30:58 |
| She called me for, and I was like, I can't be good. A hundred calls are back. A hundred's my little blonde-headed curly-headed cousin. He's my cousin, about my man. Get that right, please and thank you. Snapchat stories, just a minute. And she's like, there's another video. And I was like, look, how possibly said, I was like, I don't remember. I was pretty damn drunk in that interview. I was like, I don't know. I was drinking a slushies all day. Meaning both of us were like, I would remember this. And it was like some kind of blues, what was in it? It was vodka, right? It was like, Tina's vodka. |
| 00:30:58 - 00:31:28 |
| Yeah, it's pretty good. We're drinking him all evening because they did he Yeah, he said these have nothing in there. I got to know she want me to do about it She said he was shot in there. I'm paying for it. She did she took a match like there's no alcohol on this and I put no shot off in their clothes I went with you and I was paying for it. So I was like I'm paying extra for this you better put it in there exactly and then after that release that one video where you could really see my tongue that it was blue I felt like they're like she sucked off poppy smart and I was like would you okay, you know? |
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