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-wavs/eevee-1.wav|Well like they say in Brooklyn, early to bed, early to catch the worm. Or, is it the bagel?
-wavs/eevee-2.wav|Okay, okay. Well it all started when Mario, the princess, and I came to Dinosaur World for a vacation. We banished King Koopa from Princess Toadstool's Mushroom Kingdom, but he found a way to escape into the Dinosaur World, and when we got to Dome City the place was deserted!
-wavs/eevee-3.wav|And I found myself face to face with a fire sumo! I fell for hours! Well it seemed like hours. Anyway, I was found.
-wavs/eevee-4.wav|Luckily a skull raft came by. Well these skulls were good medicine for me! Unfortunately they were heading straight for a lava waterfall!
-wavs/eevee-5.wav|Yeah, well I didn't think it was so funny.
-wavs/eevee-6.wav|We gotta find Mario and Princess Toadstool. Stay here while I wring out my cap.
-wavs/eevee-7.wav|Hey where'd he go? Come back here you scamp! It's dangerous in there!
-wavs/eevee-8.wav|Look here, Yoshikins. When I tell you to stay, you stay!
-wavs/eevee-9.wav|Mario, wherever you are! HELP!!!
-wavs/eevee-10.wav|Hey, who's telling this story? So anyway there we were. About to become worm food.
-wavs/eevee-11.wav|You'll have to wait! Those caterpillars are hungier!
-wavs/eevee-12.wav|Boy, this kid makes Mario look like he's on a diet! Chow down, Yoshi!
-wavs/eevee-13.wav|No Yoshi! That's my brother Mario!
-wavs/eevee-14.wav|That'll teach ya to mess with my new little buddy Yoshi!
-wavs/eevee-15.wav|Cool it caterpillar breath! I'm not your,
-wavs/eevee-16.wav|Well then we'd better go now before I get scared just thinking about it.
-wavs/eevee-17.wav|No, I won't leave ya. But you have to promise to behave yourself, and stop calling me mama.
-wavs/eevee-18.wav|Where's the light switch?
-wavs/eevee-19.wav|That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!
-wavs/eevee-20.wav|Um, you didn't swallow that key, did ya?
-wavs/eevee-21.wav|Good work, Yoshi! We found ourselves back in Dome City safe and sound. Thanks to you, Yoshi.
-wavs/eevee-22.wav|Uh, gimme a boost, Mario!
-wavs/eevee-23.wav|Luckily, Mario was able to get us in the same way he got out. We found ourselves overlooking King Koopa's neon castle!
-wavs/eevee-24.wav|All you gotta do is make a straight line. Go, Yoshi!
-wavs/eevee-25.wav|Hey, planting is simple! It's just putting things in the ground. So much for progress. Bon appetito Yoshi!
-wavs/eevee-26.wav|Yeah, like what? How many more of these wheels do we have to invent, Mario?
-wavs/eevee-27.wav|What? Give it here you ravonous reptile! Your turn as traffic cop mister fender bender. If only Yoshi would stop nibbling on the stop signs.
-wavs/eevee-28.wav|It's a nightmare out there! Yeesh!
-wavs/eevee-29.wav|They're catchin' it, alright! Good thing you had your emergency pizza stash with you, Mario. Does that mean what I think it means?
-wavs/eevee-30.wav|A few thousand!
-wavs/eevee-31.wav|Hey Mario, look what I made! It's a football! I chiseled it! It's even official size! But not official weight.
-wavs/eevee-32.wav|I got it! I got it!
-wavs/eevee-33.wav|Who's an egghead, eggface?!
-wavs/eevee-34.wav|She's not coming down!
-wavs/eevee-35.wav|Over there!
-wavs/eevee-36.wav|I hope she made lots of spaghetti!
-wavs/eevee-37.wav|And you gotta help us.
-wavs/eevee-38.wav|You are a gay motherfucker.
-wavs/eevee-39.wav|Dear Luigi, how does it feel knowing you're the inferior Mario brother? From Toad. Well Toad, sometimes I put on his clothes and see how it feels. Live out my fantasies and, you know.
-wavs/eevee-40.wav|Eh, it's mail day!
-wavs/eevee-41.wav|Hey Mario, did you ever wonder where a baby comes from?
-wavs/eevee-42.wav|What does any of that have to do with babies? Mario, I don't understand.
-wavs/eevee-43.wav|Oh no, Mario. We're in trouble now. How did we let these pipes get so bad?
-wavs/eevee-44.wav|Mmm, my prostate?
-wavs/eevee-45.wav|Well, you know what they say, you win some, you lose some.
-wavs/eevee-46.wav|Don't worry about a thing, Yoshi. I'm gonna get you out of here, and Uncle Mario's gonna change your diaper.
-wavs/eevee-47.wav|No! The kid needs a mother, not a couple of eligible bachelor reptilian roommates!
-wavs/eevee-48.wav|But it's unnatural! It's not right! If we allow that, then what next? Piranha plants adoptin' Goombas?
-wavs/eevee-49.wav|Oh, no, Mario. I must be cracking up or something.
-wavs/eevee-50.wav|Yeah, time to get the results of our plumbing recertification, Mario!
-wavs/eevee-51.wav|Uh Mario, you sure catering was a good idea?
-wavs/eevee-52.wav|Ah, it's hopeless, Mario. We're bums. We can't keep a job.
-wavs/eevee-53.wav|So, you mean...
-wavs/eevee-54.wav|I got it, Mario! I'm gonna use these utensils I conveniently had in my pocket to stop the machine!
-wavs/eevee-55.wav|Well, how come you eat spaghetti without sauce?
-wavs/eevee-56.wav|Hey Mario, did you wanna go kart racin'?
-wavs/eevee-57.wav|But Mario, it's my very own car racing game. It's me, Loogie, your brother.
-wavs/eevee-58.wav|But, you got brakes that can brake on a dime. You can stop on a dime, Mario. This is better than Brooklyn.
-wavs/eevee-59.wav|Mario, you gotta understand. This is my moment of glory. Mario, Mario.
-wavs/eevee-60.wav|Hey Mario, what is this garbage?
-wavs/eevee-61.wav|Hey Mario, I know someone that's gonna play it. All you gotta do is send it to him.
-wavs/eevee-62.wav|There's this new kart racing going on. Did you hear about it?