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A ( quasi ) good Al Adamson film , who would've thunk it ?
Low-budget schlock director , Al Adamson & frequent collaborator , John D'Amato tell this story of Sandra Tate ( adult movie star Georgina Spelvin of " Devil in Miss Jones " & " the Jade Pussycat " fame ) a prisoner who escapes from custody during a cat-fight between the other female prisoners before she's picked up by...
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Summerslam 2005 was better
Match 1 ) Spike Dudley and the Dudleys Vs . Rey Mysterio , Paul London and Kidman . I found this match pretty long and boring . Not really giving two s # ! + s about any of the wrestlers ( excluding Mysterio of course ) didn't help matters . As bland and boring as it was , it wasn't the worst of this pay per view . The...
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only worth it for R . Lee Ermey & Jack Black in that order
Three lifelong friend who love Neil Diamond , even forming a tribute band , are thrown out of wack when one , Darren Silverman ( Jason Biggs of " American Pie " fame ) , gets pussy whipped by a bitch ( Amanda Peet ) . So it's up to J . D . and Wayne ( Jack Black and Steve Zahn ) to save him from hell . R . Lee Ermey is...
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the lesser of all Belphégors
After putting a mummy in a local museum goes through the cat-scan , a metal object in it's brain reacts adversely to the procedure , thus freeing the spirit , or phantom if you will , of the mummy , Belphegor . Due to convenient circumstances , Lisa , who lives close to the museum finds herself possessed by the evil sp...
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would be OK if two things hadn't soured the film for me
When 4 teenagers are traveling to a rock concert , driving through Texas after taking a stop in Mexico to get their illegal substance of choice , they make the mistake of picking up a deranged and unhinged hitchhiker , whom after seeing that they're going the way she really doesn't want to go , takes a gun out of her s...
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disappointment
Suffering from over-acting by pretty much everyone involved , except the great Michael Rooker and the under-acting Kevin Smith , this sophomore slump movie by the director of " Clerks " about two friends , TS & Brodie , taking refuge in the local mall after both being dumped , is sadly yet ultimately a huge letdown . T...
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and the eye's have it
Frances ( Madeline Zima , currently spellbinding on " Californication " ) is on the way to a camping trip with a few friends when a sudden bout of uncontrollable vomiting ( which might or might not be due to Ectasy ) forces them to stop at a secluded run-down gas station , which in turn sets forth a string of unfortuna...
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his scalpel is dull and rusty
In the 1950's , young Julian witnesses his brother being murdered by a surgeon ( with the sounds of the Chordettes ' " Lollipop " none the less ) . Now all grown up he turns to stalking patients , of the hospital where he got canned for carrying on unlicensed experiments on regeneration , and killing them for fluid he ...
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starts with promise but runs out of steam
Being a huge Gary Oldman fan , I had high hopes for this film . And the " Deleverence / Straw Dogs " - esquire story about an English couple vacationing at their friends house in a remote part of Spain where they find a poor child locked away in chains and have to face the wraith of local villagers , started off well e...
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the best part of the movie is Natalie Avital , otherwise it's just a case of wasted potential
Sheriff Jack Shephard ( Timothy Murphy ) is in the middle of packing up and leaving town , when a mysterious blood-covered naked boy finds his way into the almost shutdown police station clutching a hunting knife . Now her and his deputies must figure out where the boy came from & what to do with him . The officers see...
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cut & dry companion piece to " Watchman " only worth a watch for die-hard fans
This faux news show featuring interviews with Hollis Mason ( Stephen McHattie ) and Silk Spectre among others about Mason's superhero expose ' Under the Hood ' which runs 37 & a half minutes and can be found as an extra on the DVD of " Tales of the Black Freighter " ( and presumingly on the upcoming special edition of ...
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it is what it is
Drunk and adventurous young woman ( in some kisses too young , a 17 year old got this title discontinued and now out of print ) flash the video camera tits , ass , and bush at Spring Break in Panama Cite beach Florida . Some are hesitant to do it for one set of beads , no problem though as TWO sets of beads are quite e...
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Terminal is fading fast
This Spielberg helmed tale VERY loosely based on the story of Iranian refugee , Merhan Nasseri , has Tom Hanks as Viktor Navorski , stuck in an American airport , rather than a French one ( because if it was set in France , why couldn't have those great jabs at the Department of Homeland Security , right ? ) after his ...
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slow , tedious , and repetitive , but strangely watchable
A warped and demented mother's boy , Howard ( Robert Gribbin ) makes a habit of raping & killing various women hitchhikers . When the bodies mount up it's up to Captian Shaw of the Crescent P . D . ( played by Russell Johnson , better known as the Proffesor from Gilligan's Island ) to try to catch this deviant . The fi...
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the PC stoner film
Harold and Kumar hit the road looking for Sliders from White Castle and weed . They encounter such " wacky " characters as racist jocks , wrongly imprisoned blacks ( well it IS a comedy after all ) , other stoners , and Doogie Houser . Directed by the same moron who made " Dude , Where's My Car ? " . Fortunately , it d...
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the un-Tom and Jerry oddity
A VERY un-Tom and Jerry short . Jerry narrates this tale that revolves around Tom the cat falling in love and losing her to his rival , Butch . Tom is best friends with Jerry here which irked me a bit . The cartoon is also presented in Cinemascope . Overall I found this Tom and Jerry cartoon sad and depressing . The sh...
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I detest Tweety
Sylvester Cat sees Tweety in the window of a department store and decides to sneak in to catch and eat the bird . I hate Tweety's singing ( he only seems to know two songs , which he alternates in every single damn short that he's ever in ) I hate Tweety's way of talking with that speech impediment of his . Yes you cou...
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enjoyable in a inept brain-dead sort of way
In the fall of 1986 , Darius Foxx ( Rob Arbogast ) witnesses his mailman father kill his mother and her lover before shooting himself . Now as a budding psychopath , he takes over the old mailman's route to be closer to his brother , who's since been adopted . He plans to recruit the kid in on his games of opening othe...
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No Walken , no good movie
A series of grisly ritualistic murders transpires in Bucharest , Romania . Gruff cop , Dani Simionescu ( Sean Pertwee from " Dog Soldiers " and " Equilibrium " ) teams up with Interpol agent , John Riegert ( John Light ) to track the killer down . Meanwhile , Allison ( new B-movie mainstay , Kari Wuhrer ) is a church w...
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Imagine a B-grade X-files episode , but really bad
At the behest of the police , child shrink Dr . Jon Holland ( Timothy Busfield from " Studio B on the Sunset Strip " ) starts to help a little girl who witness her brother get pulled under the bed by someone or something . First suspecting the absentee father and treating it as a kidnapping case , when that doesn't pan...
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yet another C Thomas Howell stinker
Addison ( C . Thomas Howell , whom if he's one of the main stars in ANY post 1986 movie is going to suck ) who after finding out that his wife has been murdered and being the prime suspect , attempts to catch the real killer . Vargas ( Giancarlo Esposito ) is an ex-cop who was disgraced by Addison , who comes along to ...
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almost Omega Dog
Written and directed by Nick Cassavetes , this true life cautionary tale of Jessie James Hollywood ( here renamed Johnny Truelove and played by Emile Hirsch of " girl Next Door " fame ) and his infamous kidnapping and subsequent death of Nick Markowitz ( redeemed Zack Mazursky and played by Anton Yelchin best known for...
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a rather pedestrian affair
When Ben Kohler ( Sam Robards ) gets an experimental brain transplant / chip implant after being shot in the head from point-blank due to a common mugging , he begins to see visions of what a murderer is seeing , but the murder can do the same thing to Ben . Turns out the doctor ( Jacob's Ladder's Elizabeth Peña ) who ...
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Art-house horror
John Pressman ( Micheal ' I shoulda called Ditech ' Lerner ) works at a doctor's office as an orderly . His mother ( Zelda ' Poltergeist ' Rubenstein ) hypnotizes him to off the people who see thinks wronged him . But this turns out to be a movie within a movie , but the lines soon blur as John goes a movie theater to ...
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A psychological bent
Robin Williams stars as Gabriel No one an openly gay radio host who takes an interest in a regular caller , a boy suffering from Aids contacted via rape . His former lover is highly skeptical and this sends No one on a quest to find out the truth . The film is pretty well acted , but a tad too slow , more than a tad pr...
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Dead on : do not apply directly to the forehead
Detective Sam Dietz ( Leo Rossi , reprising his role from the first film ) is trying to juggle getting over the attacks on his family from the first film & trying to catch a new serial killer ( Miles O'Keefe ) while teamed up with an unhelpful FBI agent and dealing with a home life that's crumbling around him due to hi...
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A miss for Chan
Starting off as promising as any other Gordon Chan film , this tale about Hong Kong special forces , the supernatural , Heaven & Hell , soon buckles underneath it's own weight & moves from interesting and promising to just plain silly and tedious , before sputtering to a lifeless and unfulfilled conclusion . Both Andy ...
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don't watch it sober , unfortunately i did
Mulva is put in a sugercoma by Teen Ape . When she awakens she's considerably hotter ( the parts played by Debbie Rochon in this sequel ) , and out for revenge on those that did her wrong . As the sub-title and box art implies this is indeed a take off on the " Kill Bill " films , but this being a Chris Seaver's film ,...
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not as colorful as a rainbow
Two lesbians hook up for a one night stand . When one of them has to leave for work early in the morning the other one accidentally gets locked in . If the word lesbian makes you think of those faux Skinamax / Porn ' lesbians ' then this is really not for you . It attempts to capture true lesbians ( IE . not nearly as ...
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Disconnected
Gerald Thornhill leads a dreary existence , being middle aged and still living with his mother . When he keeps getting mysterious phone calls on his way to and from work , he stumbles on a way to free himself in this 8 minute black and white short from the UK . Not to be confused with the Malcolm McDowell thriller from...
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entertaining yet infilling
Jeffrey Combs is Colin Childress , an occult comic book illustrator , whom inadvertently sets a demon loose in his basement after he draws him on the comic page . He's able to destroy him , but in his wonderment he fails to notice that a fire has started before it's too late and he is engulfed along with the monster . ...
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Halle's Hissy fit ruins the franchise
Halle Barry had a hissy fit about her character Storm not getting as screen time as she wanted , so for better or worse ( mostly the latter ) , Storm is pretty integral to the plot of this third film , which has to do with the Phoenix , a mutant cure , Magneto as Nazi , amongst other jumbled plot points that are cramme...
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these remains turn out to be merely table scraps
Mark , a graduate student is working on a major tome on myths , and after interviewing the psychiatrist ( the great Kurtwood Smith in an awkward little bit part near the beginning and end ) who was treating Carl Bryce , a boy who brutally murdered his parents , decides to go on a road trip to the site where it all happ...
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this Raid wouldn't even stop bugs dead
Wendy ( Ginger Lynn ) gives a ride to Barry and Peter ( Jerry Butler and Jay Serling , respectively ) when they arrive in Hawai and can't rent a car . Barry bangs Wendy , but Barry won't have any part of it since he's just been dumped . This being an adult film it doesn't take Barry long to mend his heart at all . Ging...
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not bad , but not good since Tucker can't pull the lead off
Geeky Matthew ( John tucker ) loses his virginity screwing some cooze during a blackout , the next morning she's nowhere to be found . So immediately falling in love with her , he goes on a quest to find this nameless girl who could be any of the 100 girls whom live in the dormitory . His roommate , Rod ( James DeBello...
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too much hipster dialog
In this movie that tries so hard to be " cleverer than thou " , Josh Hartnett as Slevin leads a cast of actors who all speak in pretty much the same voice . That voice , of course , being the faux-hip Tarantino-light , ' hipster wit ' that writer Jason Smilovic unwisely chooses to imbue them with . As the disappointing...
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Watchable in spite of Tweety
Sylvester cat is in a forest park . He finds an egg that he decides to sit on an hatch , but the egg contains one Tweety bird . And the chase is on once more . The poor cat also has to deal with the park ranger . I inward cringe whenever Tweety opens his mouth or especially sings , I have no clue why , I just really do...
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there's only so much Sylvester can do to keep this boat from sinking
Sylvester the cat stowaway upon a ship that Tweety bird happens to be on with his owner Granny . Oh I don't even have enough words to convey how much I disdain both the Tweety and Granny characters . They simply are not funny to me and made this short quite the chore to sit through indeed . Sylvester is a great charact...
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I learned if you kidnap a girl , she'll become a nympho
Two guys goes into a diner , where the owner wants to hear about this " Green Door " , so one of them starts on about the sordid tale about how Gloria ( Marilyn Chambers in her career making role ) gets kidnapped and subsequently massaged and forced to perform in sex acts for high society clientèle , that culminates in...
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mindlessly entertaining but forgettable
Wade ( Rutger Hauer ) is an American smuggler of biotechnology , during a Russian job , he's quickly disposed of by Merrick ( Mark Dacascos ) . But this being the future , Wade is brought back to life via a clandestine soviet experimentation and goes about gaining vengeance on the people that offed both him and his gir...
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love , love , love ( don't worry you'll get the reference when you see the film )
Uranis pictures is going out of business and is in dire need of a hit , so they come up with an idea to make a combination of Jaws and Deep Throat called Deep Jaws , a film about insastable mermaids . That's it plot-wise , the humor is all right , but there's only so many jokes one can listen to playing on the name of ...
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Same old song and dance my friend
Phil Varone's story about finding musical ( if not financial ) success as the drummer for Saigon Kick and his subsequent battles with drug addiction is truly nothing that you haven't heard before with a million different variations of a million different rock stars , but if you were / are a fan of the band than it's st...
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Unofficial Mr . Vampire ripoff
This unofficial movie that hoped to capitalize on the original Mr . Vampire film , it came out before the official sequel , is good enough up to a point . Said point being when Pauline Wong as the second corpse that is reanimated starts mimicking every move of a certain character that she becomes bonded to . At this sc...
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repeat after me : DON'T go see any movie with L . L Cool J in the theaters
Seven young FBI agents in training for a profiling division called Minhunters go to an isolated island to train , but one of them is killing the others of . This movie really isn't that good for a theatrical film , if it had just gone directly to DVD it would've been alright , as it's the best the best Renny Harlin dir...
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for fans of Doug's comedy only
For fans of Doug Benson's comedy , be it stand-up or " Best Week Ever " , you'll get more out of this documentary on him as he goes 30 days with weed and 30 days without then other viewers . If one goes into the film expecting an intelligent documentary on the pros Vs . cons of weed you'll be vastly disappointed . One ...
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can't even hope to lick the boots of earlier Zucker spoofs
Third in the series of " Scary Movie " films and the first without the Wayne brothers , and after the horrendous Scary Movie 2 perhaps that is a good thing . Instead David Zucker take the reigns . The results are better than SM2 , but still pretty bad . I think i chuckled once or twice . Neither of those times was at a...
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First strike
I used to await each new Coen brothers movie with bated breath , each one was greatness from " Blood Simple " all the way to " Oh Brother , where art thou ? " . When I saw this film about a devious divorce attorney falling for a gold-digging bitch I found myself left with a bad taste . This film was vastly unfunny . It...
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a slow death indeed
Alice ( Heather Graham ) begins an affair with a famous mountain climber Adam ( Joeseph Fiennes ) , but he holds mysterious secrets . cueonimous music The movie is pretty predictable and I suspect that some men score this highly for Heather Graham's assets ( and I'm not referring to her acting ability or lack there of ...
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Campy but horribly dated
Ginger ( Cheri Caffero ) is back once again infiltrating a kidnapping racket ( apparently no one cared that she was a racist sociopath in the first one ) . Better than the first film , " Ginger " , but what the hell could be worse ? ? ? So that's not a selling point . Most of the girls have breast so small they could p...
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the original was better , and that wasn't really good to begin with
This version of " Toolbox Murder " is more akin to a re-imagining as opposed to a straight remake . This features " May " ' s Angela Bettis as Nell Barrows along with her hubby , Steven , as the two newest residence of the the worn down Lusman Arms apartment complex . Weird stuff begins to happen which frightens her im...
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extremely dumb humor but it still has some charm
College English professor Steve ( Director Brett Kelly ) plans to propose to his occult-loving , vegetarian girlfriend ( and one time student ) Amy ( Caitlin Delaney ) . So after he accidentally kills her ( in a ridiculous way ) , he chooses to bring her back with the help of the incantation books she conveniently owne...
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the worst Dalek story ever told
Sadly the second half of a story that shouldn't have been told in even one episode isn't that better then the first . The same flaws that plague the previous " Daleks in Manhatten " are present here as well . Horrid acting by the guest stars ( luckily some of those over-acted characters die ) , a flawed storyline , sho...
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Creative license spoils an otherwise important message
Due to the negative ( and at times plain vitriolic ) reaction to the previous documentary by Jacopetti and Prosperi , " Africa Addio " , this film was made to rebuff the critics and appear more " sensetive " to the black race . One can easily see that in the fact that this is the first work of the film makers that real...
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I spy a terrible movie
In this dire remake of the mid to late 1960's Television series of the same name , Eddie Murphy takes over for Bill Cosby and Owen Wilson stands in for Robert Culp . In the version Kelly Robinson is an arrogant cocky boxer who is teamed up with less then stellar secret agent Alex Scott on a secret mission to recover a ...
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much ado about nothing
A group of rebellious kids find themselves in over their heads when one of their gang accidentally hits a man with the bike they stole . The man , Peter ( Kevin Howarth , The Last Horror Film , Razor Blade Smile ) at first seeming friendly to the gang , has more sinister motivations . I found myself engaged with the fi...
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too much build up , for not enough payoff
Four goof balls go in search of Micheal Rockefeller , long presumed dead when he disappeared while on an expedition in Southwestern New Guinea , in hopes of getting a huge payday after they locate and interview the now legendary figure . They find that the locals are less than hospitable to put it mildly . The also mus...
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the success of this film . like a ghost , is an unexplained phenomena
A narcissistic hateful teen and her friend drift apart . when she meets a pretentious , introverted loser . In this vastly-overrated " comedy " , how over-rated , you say ? Well let's just say it's ALMOST as over-rated as . . . well a much as Thora Birch's last critically acclaimed movie . Yes , I said it , I loathe th...
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fangs but no fangs
Kate Davis ( Chantal Contouri ) is abducted by a group that has been watching her every move . It seems that she's an descendant of Elizabeth ' the Blood Countess ' Bathory , yes the Hungarian whore herself . This secret cabal of wealthy individuals feed on peasants who live on a commune . It's not hard to find the rip...
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Arsonist meets a real fireball Lolita
Anthony Perkins plays Dennis Pitt , an arsonist who was recently parolled from a mental institution falls for Sue Ann ( Tuesday Weld , who most will remember from " Once Upon a time in America " and " Falling Down " , both superior films ) . He lures her into going out with him by concocting a ridiculous story of espen...
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you play one DW game , you've played them all
Dynasty Warriors 5 is when you come down to it a standard hack and slash game with aside with some small graphical improvements nothing to differentiate it . Little to no strategy involved , one can beat the game simply by mashing one button repeatedly to the point of sheer boredom . This might appeal to some small nic...
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Sylvester is slumming with that blasted bird I tell ya
It's Christmas time and Tweety Bird is shoveling out his bird's nest atop a city pole . Sylvester as always wants to eat him , but this time he has competition from a red alley cat who is hungry as well . Tweety is my least favorite of the Looney Tunes characters and I always believed in my heart of hearts that Sylvest...
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halfling
Having some free time on my hands I decided to watch some short films on Atomfilms . " Darkling " is about a 12 year old girl who is left alone in her house by her parents who are going to a party . Soon fear gets the best of her and before you know it she's hiding in the closet with her trusty hockey stick . The actin...
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Sadly cut
Master Mao Shan is separated from his four best warriors , Wid , Thunder , Rain , and Lightning , during the midst of a battle with the undead . So they decide to go undercover as servants in order to search for a vampire who they believe is nearby . That's the main plot , but there's many sub-plots and a tad too many ...
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average
The Chiodo Brothers talk about the making of this b-movie classic . Including the original opening , how they first came up with the idea , other deleted scenes , why they were deleted , how they made the Klown's explode , the Cocoon gun , the and balloon gag They also talk about their influences and why they love maki...
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For the most part not a bore
The future director of " Highlander " and the screen-writer of the great HBO staple back in the day " Fortress " team up to tell this Austrailian horror tale that has a giant boar killing a farm owner's grandson . At first no one believes his tale about the huge Razorback , but he eventually gets acquitted on insignifi...
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a bit entertaining , but mostly forgettable
Maria ( the particularly lovely Ann Henson decked out in very flattering tight fitting clothes ) is trying to have some fun on the phone while driving down a dark road when she sees a seemingly abandoned bus on the side of the road with ' help me ' written on it . She decides to investigate and soon finds a chained up ...
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average despite Poitier and Phoenix's combined efforts to make it better
Roy Parmenter ( Sidney Poitier ) , having a great mistrust for anything Russian , arguably understandably so as his FBI partner had been killed by a Soviet spy codenamed Scuba decades earlier , has to ascertain if Jeff Grant ( River Phoenix ) , a recent Air Force applicant , is in fact a Soviet spy just as his ' sleepe...
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take the good with the bad
This 63 minute compilation of clips from Colin's Sleazy Friends , a public access show based out of LA . Features the gay Colin Malone interviewing Corey Feldman talking of gynecology , Kid Rock claiming he can have wild sex on coke ( which is a blatant lie , it's just not possible ) , Tenacious D on censorship and roc...
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simply watchable
this in no way is a bad movie , yet all through it my mind kept wondering to earlier much better Zombie fare . The gore effects are pretty good and there is a high splatter quotient , but the acting is less than top notch , which would be fine if I actually cared which criminal lived or died . Speaking of the acting , ...
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Walk Hard limps in the second half
John C . Reilly stars as Dewey Cox in a spoof on music biopics . The film starts off well enough , but as the movie drones on , the jokes quickly become redundant to the point of being downright tedious towards the last half of the movie ( IE . anything after the ' beatles ' segment is progressively worse ) . Reilly is...
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it is what it is
Another of the ' books are alive ' shorts , perhaps it's having just watched Robert Clampetts ' superb " Book Revue " short , but I found this one to be still a bit amusing , but somewhat bland . The rapid fire gags were there in spades , but the whole thing just seemed to be missing the manic energy of a typical Loone...
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better than Slime City
After witnessing the aftermath of his parents being shot and killed by a random mugger right outside their apartment door , Randy ( Lamberson film regular , Robert Sabin ) , now suffering from severe agoraphobia finds a roommate in Randy , not a good friend to say the least . This entire film can be found on the DVD of...
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this isn't your father's " Alice in Wonderland " . . oh wait , yes it is
Kristine DeBell , future co-star of mainstream classics like " Meatballs " and " The Big Brawl " started her career with this musical / porn / comedy take off on the Alice in Wonderland story . Personally I despise musicals ( with the exceptions of " South Park : Bigger Longer and Uncut " , as well as " Labynth " and "...
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Another lackluster Bugs short from McKimson
Mention the name Robert McKimson to any TRUE Looney Tunes fan and you're likely to get a sad sigh in return . The man just did not know how to make good Bugs Bunny cartoons . This one about Bugs in France mixing it up with two rival chefs who each want the rabbit for their own respective cuisines , is not an exception ...
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Book of Revelations
Six friends ( and a dog ) each harboring a deep dark secret ( minus the dog , of course ) are invited to an old friend , Roland's ( Lance Henriksen ) , secluded island retreat . Where they are promptly poisoned via wine at dinner . Seems Roland had experienced a near-death life-changing experience when he unknowingly d...
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average
This documentary gives a brief and totally bland lightweight and uninformative history of Giallo films . It then talks about the film " Lizard in a Woman's Skin " of which this featurette can be found as an extra on the second disc of Shriek Show's 2-DVD set of that movie ( which itself is a mixed bag ) . The interview...
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Misleading title
In the ( not so ) grand tradition of Pamela and Tommy Lee's Honeymoon video , Tonya Harding's sex tape , and ' Survivor's Jenna ' going down on some dude , comes this misleadingly titled Paris Hilton video . It's actually a few nights in Paris , so much for truth in advertising . But I digress , what do you get for you...
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Sadly Eye see this movie
From the Director of such " greats " as I Know what you did last Summer & Joyride , comes another failed Stallone come-back attempt . In this one Rocky himself is taken to a Detox clinic after he hits the bottle when his fiancé gets killed . But it seems the killer is there too . Naturly it's up to Stallone to save the...
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Hulk smash puny sub-par metaphysical movie
I'm not going into the plot for this one , everyone knows the basic idea , so i'll go right into my feelings of the movie . Perhaps Ang Lee wasn't the best choice for this film . When one goes to see a Hulk movie , they want high action and massive destruction , not a highly dramatic snooze-fest for most of the movie o...
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Starts off well enough . . .
Being a huge fan of Mamet and thrillers in general , I had high hopes for this film , which DID start off well enough and managed to keep my interest all the way till roughly the halfway point . There it starts to gradually go downhill gaining downward momentum until it sputters to it's dull lifeless clichéd ending . V...
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5
From the Writers of " Van Wilder " & the Director of " the Animal " comes a movie that surprisingly didn't suck TOTAL ass
Matthew ( Emile Hirsch ) is a nerdy nobody who can't think of anything he'll fondly remember from high school after he graduates . That is until former porn star , Danielle ( " 24 " ' s Elisha Cuthbert ) shows up as the new girl next door . Things get complicated ( as these films are prone to do ) when her former porn ...
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MAYBE Franco's best ( not saying much , tho )
Jimmy Logan ( James Darren of " Gidget " and TJ Hooker fame ) digs his horn back up ( which is deeply symbolic , trust me ) , then spots a dead woman . He seems to vaguely remember her and flashes back to when he first saw Wanda Reed . He jets to Rio in order to forget about how Wanda was raped and killed , only to fin...
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All right slasher film sadly saddled with a nonsense ending
A trio of boys that wish to deflower beautiful young high school girl , Mandy Lane ( Amber Heard , " Pineapple Express " ) invite her up , along with a few other girls , to one of their father's remote ranch for the weekend , unbeknownst to them a killer is also going to crash the party in this stylish , but ultimately...
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5
I've seen a lot worse
A group of backpacking tourists are vacationing in Brazil . Their bus breaks down and they're greeted by some very unpleasant locals . Even though the acting wasn't up to par and the story was trite , unoriginal , and cliché , there was a few scenes that work for this movie . The Underwater cavern being the most obviou...
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The Wardrobe
In this 6 minute and 42 second short ( which can be found on the DVD of " Last House in the Woods " ) deals with a young child who can't sleep due to mysterious and spooky sounds emanating from his bedroom wardrobe . Curiosity gets the better of the still horribly frightened child and in order to avoid spoilers , I'll ...
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Disappointing follow up to " Batman : Dead End "
Sandy Collora , the guy who made the fan film " Batman : Dead End " returns with another one this time the short fan-film is packaged in much the same way " Grayson " was ( Ie . trailer for a non-existent movie ) While John Fiorella's " Grayson " worked marvelously for me , this one just didn't for some reason . Yea , ...
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5
could've been better
Slaughter Studios was left abandoned after an actor dies on the set of a movie decades back . In the present day , Steve , an aspiring director plans to break into the Studios before it gets demolished . An unseen maniac soon starts killing the unsuspecting crew . This film has the gore . It has the copious amounts of ...
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5
Mexican Sopranos = Mexicanos ?
Network TV trying to compete with HBO or even basic cable like FX . Miguel is the new family ' kingpin ' after the previous one dies and the next in line , his son , is killed . He must run the illegal business while trying to keep his 8 year-old son out of it . The FBI are looking to shut his operations down . Meanwhi...
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this film provoked a shrug and an eh
A young woman suffering from amnesia goes to a quack to help her remember . Meanwhile her new downstairs neighbor is growing a Tomie in a box . I'm sorry getting ahead of myself . Tomie is a supernatural demon girl who whenever she is killed resurrects himself . If her head is cut off . she resurrects into two Tomies ,...
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too many flashbacks spoil it
Hercules sits his kids down to tell them stories of his past , trying to recapture a little of his glory years . Yet deep inside he yearns to be going out on adventures . Michael Hurst is back as Iolaus , so it must be cause for celebration . right ? RIGHT ? ? ! ! ? Wrong . Half the story is flashbacks to the other pre...
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these birds aren't that much of a ' tweet '
A posse of 6 Confederate outlaws rob a bank of some gold bars during the American Civil War . They hole up in an abandoned mansion where strange happenings abound and the house's macabre history turn things tense between the outlaws . After a very promising start ( but aren't they are ? ) This one gradually sinks firml...
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not the classic as it seems
Director Henri Pachard ( " Blame it on Ginger " , " Devil in Miss Jones 2 " ) and Writer Joel Bender ( of unsung B-movie urban warfare classic " Tenement " ) team up for this triple X rated film featuring Juliet Anderson and the legendary Ron Jeremy as con artists after a ultra-valuable diamond owned by a wealthy man ,...
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Well it's still the best live action movie from MTV films ( even if that's a dubious honor indeed )
Orange County native Shaun Brumder is a high school kid who wants desperately to go to Stanford to get away from the OC which he believes to be a detrimental environment unsuited for his writing abilities . After his guidance counselor sends in the wrong application causing him to be denied , he must take matters into ...
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the blood of these whores is killing me
In this companion piece to " Flesh for Frankenstein " , Udo Kier is Count Dracula . Desperately in need of virgin blood , he moves to Italy thinking virgins abound there . They find a family with 4 ' virgin ' daughters and it's up to the horrible actor Joe Dallesandro once again a servant to " save the day " . Almost e...
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Well it is what it is
This film examines the quadruple murder deemed ' the Wonderland ' murders on the afternoon of July 1 , 1981 , that involved Porn star John Holmes ( Val Kilmer ) , Eddie Nash ( Erik Bogosian ) and others took part in that led to the deaths of Ron Launius ( John Lucas ) , Billy Deverell ( Tim Blake Nelson ) , Barbara Ric...
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A middle of the road retrospective
This 28 minute & 20 second retrospective on " Blazing Saddles " can be found as an extra on the 30th Annivesery DVD Special Edition of the aforementioned movie . It features interviews with Director Mel Brooks , Writer Andrew Bergman , Producer Micheal Hertzberg , actors Harvey Korman , Gene Wilder , Burton Gilliam . I...
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it gets derailed on its way to the third act
When Medical student Paula Henning ( Franka Potente , of " Run Lola Run " fame " ) wins a highly coveted scholarship , she's understandable enthused . But strange experiments are being done on live sedated bodies somewhere on the premises . When she recognizes a corpse as the boy she met on the train there , she decide...
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one of the better of the " 8 films to snooze to "
A group of friends coming back from Mardi Gras in New Orleans suffer through a car accident on route 53 . An ambulance shows up and takes them all to Mercy Hospital ( which is anything but ) where they meet the unorthodox doctor Benway ( Robert Patrick , ' the Unit & T2 ) , a nurse with a terrible bedside manner ( Jene...
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Hunted is OK , but shouldn't be anything sought after
Del Toro is Aaron Hallam , a Kosovo vet , who loses it killing civilians upon his return stateside . He is soon caught . Tommy Lee Jones is L . T . Bonham , the man who trained Hallam is tasked with capturing him after he escapes from custody . Thus begins a cat and mouse game akin to " First Blood " in spirit if not i...
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What has he done to Solange ?
Dr . Arrowsmith ( Paul Muller ) kills his unfaithful wife ( Barbara Steel ) and her lover . Years later , the doctor's new wife ( Barbara Steel again ) starts having nightmares that seem to be related , but she may just be mentally unstable . The doctor also keeps his mistress Solange eternally youthful through blood i...